Taylor Nicole Dean, Jonny Craig + Jennifer "Mama" Dean #42: “Househunters: Sober Living“ edition
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22 year old "family friendly pet mom" Youtuber, her creepy controlling mother, and her 32 year old junkie ex-boyfriend Jonny Craig.
> Taylor is a notorious animal hoarder known for collecting 40+ rare and exotic pets and manhandling/mistreating them for the sake of her Youtube channel which has over 1 million subscribers. Many pets have died in her care, many more have fallen ill due to her neglect or disappeared after "rehoming" them. Fails to give proper enclosures for many of her pets, including overstuffing fish tanks, keeping her kittens locked in the bathroom, and her mouse and hedgehog in the closet.
> Jonny Craig, who has very recently become Taylor’s ex and has moved in with his dad in NY state, was the frontman of the band Slaves and is most well-known for being an outspoken abusive junkie. He has been in and out of rehab centers for a decade now and has been kicked out of multiple bands and off of tours for his behavior. He is usually homeless when he does not have a girlfriend to leech off of.
> Several of Jonny's ex-girlfriends have come out with stories of Jonny's physical and sexual abuse, including rape at knife-point. His ex Chelsea confided this in Taylor when she and Jonny first started dating, in which Taylor's response was to laugh with Jonny and make a public spectacle of it.
> Taylor loves to throw pity parties for herself and dodge around the real issues when faced with criticism about her husbandry, hoarding, and hypocrisy. She can never keep her stories straight and will tell outright lies only to contradict them hours later. Her fans are sycophants who only encourage her.
Facebook (private:) https://www.facebook.com/Taylor.Nicole.Dean
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jonnycraig4L (currently deactivated as of 6/29)
List of all Taylor's pets:
Requires update of new frog, tarantula, crabs dying and all the fish outside of the 150 “rehomed”
Stats of Taylor’s pets and history:
> Presently looking for a new sober living to move to >>680038 as well as apartment hunting >>680475
> Is pissed at Jonny for accepting her gift of $42k teeth
> Hedgehog discovered with a bad case of mange and dental problems ie. its needs neglected
> Some animals have been left behind at the atrium house, the list of carers including a professional rescue staying there, an assistant visiting 3x a week, and Taylor's parents both spending hours there each day
> At last some snakes are in tubs at Taylor's parents' house, Taylor blames the rescue for putting them in tubs (that Taylor already had)
> Acquired a new blood python with aggression issues, has been proudly showing off bites. Upon twitter outrage stated she is in the process of rehoming the snake on behalf of someone else
> Acquired a new snake of a breed known for its neurological problems, claims it to be issue-free (just “goofy”) and a rescue
> Jokes about getting her 30 Day Chip with a chipotle substitute and says she's still settling on which NA she likes most to get it from soon
> Appears to have been visiting friends in a hotel who left rehab for relapsing either multiple days in a row or overnight, took her brand new snake there for funsies and a photo op
> Despite the new acquisition, says she rehomed a great many animals while in rehab. Hasn’t been clear when, where to, which ones or exactly how many
>Jonny has been sadboi eating, says he fell and broke his toe, and is staying quiet for now
> Plans to rent a place in Austin for her pets and as a base to work from Youtubing while fulfilling the job requirements of sober living
> TND leaves rehab early, reactivates Twitter, immediately starts blaming Jonny for EVERYTHING and takes 0 responsibility for her own mistakes
> Has already moved out of the atrium house (as if no one saw that coming)
> Says she's in a sober living house that's "not a facility" despite having a curfew and on-site staff enforcing rules. hints at plans for moving out soon
> Posts photos of select few animals outside of their cages (except the rats, of course, are always in their inadequate cage)
> Nemo has clearly lost weight, Star is chunky as ever. whoever was watching the animals was not being careful with proper feeding
> TND claims that blatant lies she has tweeted in the past were really Jonny using her Twitter account. Will unblock people he made her block, but anyone who made her "feel negatively" will remain blocked
> Promises to apologize to Jonny's exes that she's burned in the past, gives no timeline of when she might do this, says she just wants to "have fun" right now
> TND claims to have begun process of filing a protective order against Jonny for herself, despite no evidence in public court records to support this
> Claims Jonny tried to get her to sign an NDA but she refused. Says it took her "like 10 tries" to leave him
> Confirms that texts between her and Chelsea in Dec 2017 are real, but quickly deletes confirmation tweet.
> Jonny, in an incredibly uncharacteristic move, is silent on social media, refusing to bad-mouth Taylor, asking others to leave him out of it (possibly because he believes he still has a chance to get her back)
> Mama Dean tweeting her usual passive-aggressive threats of spilling milk
> TND changes Twitter bio to include "sober date" or 6/5/19, but quickly removes it within a day or two
> Anons speculate Taylor is manic and/or has already relapsed, and that's the cause of the ridiculous Twitter bender she's on
> TND meets new boy toy (Jake) while in rehab together, immediately latches onto him while insisting they're "not really together"
> Starts acting a hoe on Twitter, talking about how Jonny didn't fuck her for "13 months", she was "mentally single" for a year before splitting, and she wants to slut it up now that she can
> Takes sneaky photos of Jake when he's not looking, spam-posts them to Twitter because he doesn't have an account. gushes about how hot he is, says she wants him in her videos because "he's funny"
> Posts obvious after-sex photos with him in a hotel room. He finds her PUBLIC Twitter account, texts her about it, she short circuits and begins deleting tweets about him soon after
> Ironically calls him "super platonic best bro just friends" yet says she loves him and could consider marrying him ("just kidding! or is she? she is… or is she?")
> Couldn't be "by herself" for any amount of time, as she didn't break up with Jonny until after she had found a new guy who "gave her the strength" to ghost him
> Gets her fans to pester Halsey to write song lyrics by hand for her, tattoos them on her chest, looks real bad sis
> it's infinitely clear that while she may have detoxed in rehab, she did not learn anything about herself, or the trait of humility
> immediately back on her bullshit of "not caring about the haters" yet acting incredibly defensive about everything
> Doing EVERYTHING that professionals tell you not to do during recovery (moving house, impulse tattoos, new relationship, heavy social media use, etc.)
> Recent Known additions to the hoard of animals: Spider ball python (possible name might be be Chip or Cobain)
> Recent Known Deaths: ~
> Recent Known “Rehomed”: ~ (many but not named yet)
Videos which sum up the drug addiction situation:
> Taylor deactivates Twitter after announcing she has broken up with Jonny
> Posts on multiple platforms that the relationship has ended but begs people not to tell Jonny. Deletes posts very quickly after
> Something happens that sends Taylor to the hospital for unknown reasons
> Jonny moves out WHILE Taylor is in the hospital, has someone drive him to NY State in a U-Haul truck with his most expensive toys (computer and some shoes and stupid Funko pops) in the back
> Jonny swears up and down they are still together and he only left to "take care of his dad for two months"
> Mama Dean confirms Taylor is in rehab for heroin addiction (surprise surprise she's been using all along)
> Jonny receives calls from Taylor while she is in rehab. She acts as though they're totally fine, and she will visit in NY as soon as she gets out
> Taylor is telling everyone a different story depending on what they want to hear
> Mama Dean spergs out when she realizes she's possibly being lied to
> Jonny is already talking to new girls, receiving gift packages from other women, is definitely not sober in NY
> Posts photos of his father's gun (he legally cannot own one bc of his restraining order from Chelsea) and pathetic attempts to threaten people
> Taylor stops calling Jonny and he throws a pity party for himself, taking a page out of her book by scheduling streams yet never following through
> Taylor might really be kicked out of sober living this time, whether over the pet acquisitions or something else
> Taylor might be out of sober living, relapsed and living in the hotel herself
> Getting evicted from the new house
> TND is trying to complete her “redemption” to youtube
> Jonny has already sold $5k+ computer set-up to buy drugs, has not mentioned streaming in a week or two
> TND has already relapsed, or is having some other mental breakdown causing such overactivity online
> Photos of black snake (Salem) with possible mites, TND claims is just aspen (bedding) dust
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