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Since the last one postlocked right as Sperg-chan started posting again, this shall be the new Kiki Kannibal thread.
A few little updates since the last thread:
>usual manic cycling between being OTT horny&bitter, posting elaborate and detailed rape fantasies, desperately clinging to her scene phase pics and shaking her ass on cam
>made a long, graphicly detailed (and hilariously false) Halloween post completely rewriting the story re: her and Danny and the alleged rape
>also casually reposting her old Stickam videos of her chimping out in full scene makeup andher underwear, claiming she was labelled a 'coquettish Lolita' and that pedos creeping on poor, innocent Kirsten just trying to make friends her own age is what ruined her life, not her own greed, ego, and entitlement
>Anons in the thread point out that Kiki and Danny had less of an age gap than she and Kota, suddenly she drops it and doesn't mention it again as she starts posting her love & light positivity more often while also trying to casually goad Kota into interacting with her online (and failing)
>Kaka posted IG stories of her and Kooter dancing like idjits with light sticks in Orlando, confirming Koots is no longer in Japan during the latest Covid travel ban
>pics & vids she posts confirm that neither of them has really "matured" their sense of humor in almost a decade, complete with wild flailing and screeching in public gracefully captured on video by Cathy(?)
>Kiki also goes from being a precious, pitiful victim who believes all abusers should be exposed, no matter how rich or famous they are, to using the Armie Hammer cannibalism drama for clout by retweeting picrel
>anons speculate about where she lives, as she still posts content featuring her LA bedroom despite confirmation that she at least was in Orlando recently for an event
>aside from all that, our sperg queen has been quietly posting stories to IG while stalking Twitter for any use of her scene pics to RT, in her usual rollercoaster pattern of highs and lows. I recommend using an anon IG story viewer for anyone who wants to look but doesn't follow her so keeks can't see who is and possibly stalk you. Beware the Sperg.
(If anyone has links to other accounts she still posts on just lmk)
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Thanks op. I’ll just share some caps from her latest cringe ig post. Unremarkable white woman still thinks it’s hysterical and sew le quirky desu to dance like Napoleon Dynamite in 2021.
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She has a new victim/potential rapist… or could this be the same "hottie Bugatti" she was crying over last year?
Why does she write so strangely? She's never talking about any one thing in particular. Everything she says and types is a constant stream of consciousness. Vexing.>>818566
If that's her breasts we're seeing, there sure isn't much to look at.
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She posted this on her story. Aside from the constant recycling of her dancing in her bedroom like the loser she is, here we can see she thinks her tits will give her attention her face couldn’t possibly garner and also that she believes nobody will notice that crusty lipliner mustache, apparently
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Resorting to covert nipslips for views? That actually makes perfect sense, considering this set she posted >>818555
Looking at her IG stories, she's back to posting sad, bitter memes that seem like she may have got pump n dumped again.
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Another IG story from earlier; wonder what this could be referencing?
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I thought you were joking. But no, there is actually a towel stuffed in her helmet. Why???
Google says you can sometimes wear a rag or knit cap to make a loose helmet fit more snug, but with that
being a whole ass towel and how low her face is showing through the front, my guess is this is the best she could do to make it work for the pic- but no way would any rider worth a shit let her ride with a helmet that is so obviously too big, it wouldn't do much for her in an accident but make the mess easier for EMTs to clean up (bc towel included kek).
This was probably a photo opt, which could be why she's barely touching him, and why the guy has the "pls send halp" eyes.
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Keeks trying to make it seem like she's ever worked a single day in her life. >>818883
Maybe it's about Kota, it wouldn't be the first time she's vaguely hinted at spilling tea on her sister.
Any idea which rental service it might be?
I'd love for a motorcyclefag to analyze this.
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Pretty sure it’s just the guy Kiki referred to as a “hotty bugatti merman” in that extremely manic video where she kept trying to pose like a model and was pretending she was on a motorcycle.https://www.instagram.com/p/CEf6TLADVXu/?igshid=u1uqt0tldfa4
Btw the motorcycle photo is the first picture of her with another person on her ig since February 2017, and that was just a fan pic with Willam Dafoe.
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Sage for kinda old, but I found it funny that Kiki still hasn't changed at all:
Her Twitter crosspost from December about being left out used some art by another IG user that she tagged on IG, but not on Twitter. It was just funny to me how the queen of selfishness can't even properly credit the artists whose work she uses to pad her enlightened empath persona. Even on IG, she placed the tag where it's hard to see on both pics.
Artist is @jeffreythelin on Twitter, @tevleen
Kiki changed her entire Halloween rape story post, and it looks like she removed all the comments continuing the story past the caption which she updated with her accurate age. Comparing the current caption with the caps from the last thread, she edited it according to everything that was posted in the last thread. I wonder, what would it actually take to prove kaka lurks here, aside from the fact that she and her sister both have had years-long proven histories of deleting and changing things as soon as they are posted anonymously? And another thought I had- back in the day, the Ostrengas avoided a lawsuit over their role in Danny's death by filing bankruptcy (the Cespedes family were PISSED), but could they possibly have a case for all the lies Kiki has published slandering Danny and lyinf about dates and ages and timelines? Kiki's Halloween rape fanfic claims Danny took her virginity when he "held her down and raped her", but I remember there was an actual police report mentioning Cathy collecting their used condoms, as well as mentioning they lived and slept together with Kiki's parent's permission. Isn't claiming this rape story as true, in any sense, slandering a dead man? I doubt Danny's family has much online presence so I doubt they would randomly come across her claims, nor do I believe they would want to look her up or keep tabs on her after so long, but still. Kiki still trying to claim Danny was a violent rapist when it was proven before he even died that their relationship was both sexual AND consensual and approved by her parents feels like a crime somehow, since she only posts that shit when she needs attention afterna pump n dump or when kota won't reply to her mentions.
I know that, I was here for the Sperg-chan invasion and reveal. I've also been here since then for all the anons claiming they both outgrew the site. I wasn't asking if
, I was asking what would be needed aside
from her editing herself based on lc posts would prove it.
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Kaka posted a story of her videochatting with someone showing her a squirrel in their yard, possibly Kooters? Though idk how she would have gotten around the recent travel ban to return to Japan after being in Orlando recently.
But she was definitely in LA around the time she moved into that new room and got with Bobby, and she's still in that same room.
Maybe Scott and Cathy divorced, Cathy moved into a smaller house after selling the huge one mama Tierney willed her (their childhood home), and Kiki moved to LA with Scott. He had a good job in IT and there have been posts in past threads mentioning that he may have silicon valley job connections there. Maybe Kiki is in LA with her dad and Kota is riding out the travel ban in Florida with Cathy.
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Kiki somehow managed to exclude herself from anonymous IG viewers, she has a new story up yet the 5 I just tried to view then with all say she has no stories in the last 24 hours. Is there a way to do that now??
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This one usually works for when insta-stories is down.
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She probably has rabbies
Amazing, thank you anon for this rundown. This explains her meltdown over being dumped by him even though he's just probably cycling through chicks on tinder.
I cringe at the thought of her asking someone to take a pic for her insta, only to latergram it.
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She tries really hard with these captions.
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Minor, but that dark indentation/crease near her nose/inner eye looks strange, as if her nasal bridge curves inward and then suddenly widens. I can't tell if it's an actual shadow or some weird thing she was attempting with makeup.
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She’s so weird
That implies hers was the only one bumped down.
Not related to Keekz but it’s almost refreshing in a nostalgic way to see the old lolcows. I forgot about Amor Hilton.
Funny how she's posting pics from other parts of her place after it was mentioned here that she only posts from the one room
Also that shirt is fucking hideous
I bet someone tagged him and he asked her to remove it.>>822035>so much garbage on the floor
Is this in the family Florida home?
Lol, she deleted it because anon deflated the obviously fake fantasy she was trying to curate with that pic: >>821572
Kiki doesn't react much to being shit on and insulted herself, but any and every male she posts to her social media gets deleted as soon as everyone finds out she's just a temporary cockwarmer. The ONE successful relationship she had ahe never posted, and ended it by claiming Bobby Hatanaka (what happened tp him, BTW??) raped her in her sleep.
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She has 22 ig stories up right now and they’re all passive aggressive infographic quotes whining about men
Not even gonna watch them, but I assume it’s more victim
complex schizophrenia shit.
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Home girl is going through an schizo episode again
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And this in the comments because instagram limits schizo rants on captions
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The ego stroke
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This thread's image is so relevant
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"matcha cacao and sex don't do it for me anymore, so I'm fishing for internet compliments"
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Kiki it’s called too much free time, go volunteer for those vegan organizations or a farm that you’re so fucking passionate about
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They also stopped following each other
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Probably does >>826092
She published a fucking recipes e-book and charging $12 for it
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This is the actual fucking cover of her ebook. It looks like a bad vaporware graphic, you can't read shit
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I thought these were just bad graphics for the book but now I'm kinda wondering if… The book looks like this. Like, is it an actual page? With THAT don't? OVER THAT BACKGROUND?
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Either way, I really wonder if the pages actually look like this. If so, hilarious.
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Just documenting. Love that Kiki took a break from sperging in her sister’s thread and posting cp to try to get lc taken down long enough to update us on her delusional antics <3 so charitable of her
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Also vague theory, but do you ever think Kiki posts such bizarre things in Dakota’s thread to keep her “trauma bonded” to her? I think she does it because she’s angry she’s now more of a cow than her sister. What will her sister have in common if Dakota isn’t a victim
with her? What would she have to talk about with her sister and isolate with her if she’s happy and has moved on with her life? What better way to lovebomb her and get attention from her than by bonding over having so many fat jelly haters?
I don't know if it's supposed to be impersonal, but it should keep the same tone during the whole thing
So if she's gonna use "I/me", then drop "Kiki's to go/go to mylk
" for just "milk (I use xyz)".
It's only in ebook form, she isn't offering a printed copy, but yeah, all the pages look like this. It's free if you get the Kindle Unlimited trial but don't waste your time. It's fucking lazy and pointless, literally every smoothie "recipe" ever is the same:
- some expensive fruit that's only sold at the foreign grocery store on the bad side of town and definitely just tastes like water
Spend nearly an hour prepping the ingredients, guzzle it down in <5 minutes, then spend twenty minutes cleaning the fucking blender. Realize you just consumed an entire meal's worth of calories in the most disappointing way possible
This sounds absolutely disgusting.>>826712
It sounds like she makes her own since she refers to it as ‘her almond mylk recipe’ in >>826671
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Her ego is probably blown then. Welcome to the writer Kiki era.
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nice shoop to make it look like a "bestseller".
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also, the design of that ebook cover is atrocious.
It's funny how she still uses her legal name as her pen name, but titled the book "Kiki Kannibal Blender Magic", because she can't ever let the 15 minutes of Myspace fame she had in the late 2000s go. She can't let go of it even if it's an unrelated book about blender recipes she's publishing nearly 15 years after that point of her life.
You're almost 30, Kirsten. Maybe it's time to understand that you aren't a teenage scene girl anymore, and that dancing in front of your laptop webcam for social media doesn't substitute for not having a job.
Kaka clapping to herself for a fake #1 shoop and her horrendous cover art that everyone glancing at it will think hard pass. Summarizes her life.
Normalfag vegans looking for recipes might run into this on amazon, only to be confused by the dated illegible design and the name "Kannibal" to boot.
ooohh boy, I can't believe she fucking shooped that
I looked up the first/second release shit so…> #1 New release means it has beaten the #2 New release and its now #1 New release. Or, it was #2 and the current #1 sold out, or… retired and the #2 is now the #1.
According to >>827186
her atrocious looking cover is #5. Embarrassing. also, not even going into the name, just compare this cover to the other ones. I understand the need to make your book standout but this looks ridiculous
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Every page took a while to dl on my phone even with a decent connection, I guess Kiki’s idea of a book is a huge PSD for every page.
Nothing is worth posting, every page is the same boring crap as >>826764
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She should have made fans.
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She was live on instagram apparently. Either way, big Heaven's Gate energy.
How is it possible that her hair looks worse than ever?
Also still sticking to the same make-up style for what… 10 years now?
I don't know how she fucked up so bad. The makeup and bangs look ok here >>826710
She looks crazier. If you watch the videos, her eyes look bulging.
she's just going full girl, interrupted. it's her aesthetic.
Did anyone actually manage to listen to whatever she was rambling about?
I thought she was babbling about the abuser not having self-love, so that's why they treat and abuse others. And the victim
doesn't have self-love so they allow this kind of treatment.
Aka she's going on about BS that doesn't make sense and isn't qualified to talk about.
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OF COURSE she believes in manifesting, OF COURSE
I'm going to bite and say that despite her faux self-deprecation with the caption implying she's the Pale Man, if I didn't know anything about Kiki or who this was and I saw this photo, I'd think she looked nice.
Funny how she's clinging to Dakota's makeup.
To think she actually released music and had somewhat of poor suckers willing to listen to it and she just… Dropped it.>>829101
Wouldn't be surprised. manifestation is about manifesting the feeling of having something, and just by this feeling and visualization, such thing will become true
I have to disagree. Those Taylor bangs were tragic (but she knows lol).
I actually think Kiki looks so much better with the bangs. It offsets how stringy and thin her hair is. And I’ve always liked her eye makeup and she’s got some nice lashes…but unfortunately she just looks best under filters and lighting. It doesn’t translate well into real life imagery (which we saw in her short films and that tabloid esq Walmart photo).
Baby bangs are a… Meticulous art.>>826715
These baby bangs are waaaayyy different from this atrocity >>827974
Wasn't the jewellery and clothing just stuff dropshipped from China too?
I wonder what her parents think at this stage, they truly believed their kids could do no wrong and funded the delusions.
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Kiki has a new fuckboy.
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Welp, that was fast!
I COULD understand if it was something like "haha after x mins in the sun! He tans so easily"
If he's a fuck boy… Can't wait for the "I'm going to cure myself after a toxic
relationship" instagram post in a week.
What about the 50-min yt videos, btw? She dropped those because writing fanfiction about herself on instagram is easier?
Because she has yellow fever.
If he's white, then she's probably doing to show her uwu pure Lily white fairy skin.
KEK only 7 hours? Did she even fuck this one before she decided he
was the toxic
one I wonder? Lowkey I feel like Kiki just scares guys off then acts like she was the one who dumped them bc of some vague, arbitrary nitpick sane people are willing to work around/talk through.
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Oop, I should have looked before posting. Could this be him? He seems rather white and old for Kaka, especially with that 70s porn 'stache… maybe she's taking a page from kooter's book 10 years too late and latching onto older men? They already have matching bangs.
Bob had a similar mustache. maybe she's way into insufferable hipsters (you know the type, to get a mullet and/or use this 70s mustache ironically).
Can't WAIT until she decides to falsely accuse him of being toxic
also, confirmed she just wanted to show off her uwu white skin
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Was his instagram always private, or only after he was outed here?
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girl making herself look like a haggard witch on purpose
I love a good roast of Kiki but I can’t pretend like that guy isn’t hot. That is not an ugly man.
Let’s see where she goes with it though.
I thought so too when I visited his backstage profile, wondered how she got a guy like that and… This shit… >>830234
is where I was like "oh makes sense"
Potential TREATMENT for Alzheimer's? > The current overall evidence that Ginkgo has a predictable and clinically significant benefit for people with dementia or cognitive impairment therefore seems inconsistent and unreliable.https://alzres.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/alzrt54
Of course this idiot would chase Kiki.
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$1000 to anyone who can fact check all of his bullshit videos. Not really though because there are so damn many and I can't even pick one to demonstrate how dumb it is.
I wonder whether Kiki's Blender Magic pdf 'book' idea came before him or whether he inspired her.
MUSHROOMS WILL GIVE YOU CANCER AND YOU WILL DIEhttps://www.tiktok.com/@tzar_velk/video/6943355783358713093
There are toxic
compounds in mushrooms (including the ones he espouses the benefits of lmao), but they are destroyed with heat. It seems like he's angling to become a diet woo influencer. Keeks may have met her match; they're going to be a granola power couple.
Oh my god I didn’t even look into that video.
So a holistic hottie with a pseudo-medicinal god complex.
Coming from a science/medical background growing up, I gotta gag. It usually takes people with these beliefs longer to catch on to crazy, so maybe this one will last. Kikis pseudo-psychology earth goddess blabber probably hasn’t sparked any red flags for him.
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I know I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of this
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She's selling those at $13.13
Pseudo-intellectual foreign guy who wanted tp be famous as well?
I see 2 things happening moving forward: kiki slowly adopts a new persona based around being an elven foodie healer babuska and starts aesthetically using some random European language depending on where this guy is from
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