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Since the last one postlocked right as Sperg-chan started posting again, this shall be the new Kiki Kannibal thread.
A few little updates since the last thread:
>usual manic cycling between being OTT horny&bitter, posting elaborate and detailed rape fantasies, desperately clinging to her scene phase pics and shaking her ass on cam
>made a long, graphicly detailed (and hilariously false) Halloween post completely rewriting the story re: her and Danny and the alleged rape
>also casually reposting her old Stickam videos of her chimping out in full scene makeup andher underwear, claiming she was labelled a 'coquettish Lolita' and that pedos creeping on poor, innocent Kirsten just trying to make friends her own age is what ruined her life, not her own greed, ego, and entitlement
>Anons in the thread point out that Kiki and Danny had less of an age gap than she and Kota, suddenly she drops it and doesn't mention it again as she starts posting her love & light positivity more often while also trying to casually goad Kota into interacting with her online (and failing)
>Kaka posted IG stories of her and Kooter dancing like idjits with light sticks in Orlando, confirming Koots is no longer in Japan during the latest Covid travel ban
>pics & vids she posts confirm that neither of them has really "matured" their sense of humor in almost a decade, complete with wild flailing and screeching in public gracefully captured on video by Cathy(?)
>Kiki also goes from being a precious, pitiful victim who believes all abusers should be exposed, no matter how rich or famous they are, to using the Armie Hammer cannibalism drama for clout by retweeting picrel
>anons speculate about where she lives, as she still posts content featuring her LA bedroom despite confirmation that she at least was in Orlando recently for an event
>aside from all that, our sperg queen has been quietly posting stories to IG while stalking Twitter for any use of her scene pics to RT, in her usual rollercoaster pattern of highs and lows. I recommend using an anon IG story viewer for anyone who wants to look but doesn't follow her so keeks can't see who is and possibly stalk you. Beware the Sperg.
(If anyone has links to other accounts she still posts on just lmk)
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Thanks op. I’ll just share some caps from her latest cringe ig post. Unremarkable white woman still thinks it’s hysterical and sew le quirky desu to dance like Napoleon Dynamite in 2021.
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She has a new victim/potential rapist… or could this be the same "hottie Bugatti" she was crying over last year?
Why does she write so strangely? She's never talking about any one thing in particular. Everything she says and types is a constant stream of consciousness. Vexing.>>818566
If that's her breasts we're seeing, there sure isn't much to look at.
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She posted this on her story. Aside from the constant recycling of her dancing in her bedroom like the loser she is, here we can see she thinks her tits will give her attention her face couldn’t possibly garner and also that she believes nobody will notice that crusty lipliner mustache, apparently
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Resorting to covert nipslips for views? That actually makes perfect sense, considering this set she posted >>818555
Looking at her IG stories, she's back to posting sad, bitter memes that seem like she may have got pump n dumped again.
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Another IG story from earlier; wonder what this could be referencing?
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I thought you were joking. But no, there is actually a towel stuffed in her helmet. Why???
Google says you can sometimes wear a rag or knit cap to make a loose helmet fit more snug, but with that
being a whole ass towel and how low her face is showing through the front, my guess is this is the best she could do to make it work for the pic- but no way would any rider worth a shit let her ride with a helmet that is so obviously too big, it wouldn't do much for her in an accident but make the mess easier for EMTs to clean up (bc towel included kek).
This was probably a photo opt, which could be why she's barely touching him, and why the guy has the "pls send halp" eyes.
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Keeks trying to make it seem like she's ever worked a single day in her life. >>818883
Maybe it's about Kota, it wouldn't be the first time she's vaguely hinted at spilling tea on her sister.
Any idea which rental service it might be?
I'd love for a motorcyclefag to analyze this.
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Pretty sure it’s just the guy Kiki referred to as a “hotty bugatti merman” in that extremely manic video where she kept trying to pose like a model and was pretending she was on a motorcycle.https://www.instagram.com/p/CEf6TLADVXu/?igshid=u1uqt0tldfa4
Btw the motorcycle photo is the first picture of her with another person on her ig since February 2017, and that was just a fan pic with Willam Dafoe.
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Sage for kinda old, but I found it funny that Kiki still hasn't changed at all:
Her Twitter crosspost from December about being left out used some art by another IG user that she tagged on IG, but not on Twitter. It was just funny to me how the queen of selfishness can't even properly credit the artists whose work she uses to pad her enlightened empath persona. Even on IG, she placed the tag where it's hard to see on both pics.
Artist is @jeffreythelin on Twitter, @tevleen
Kiki changed her entire Halloween rape story post, and it looks like she removed all the comments continuing the story past the caption which she updated with her accurate age. Comparing the current caption with the caps from the last thread, she edited it according to everything that was posted in the last thread. I wonder, what would it actually take to prove kaka lurks here, aside from the fact that she and her sister both have had years-long proven histories of deleting and changing things as soon as they are posted anonymously? And another thought I had- back in the day, the Ostrengas avoided a lawsuit over their role in Danny's death by filing bankruptcy (the Cespedes family were PISSED), but could they possibly have a case for all the lies Kiki has published slandering Danny and lyinf about dates and ages and timelines? Kiki's Halloween rape fanfic claims Danny took her virginity when he "held her down and raped her", but I remember there was an actual police report mentioning Cathy collecting their used condoms, as well as mentioning they lived and slept together with Kiki's parent's permission. Isn't claiming this rape story as true, in any sense, slandering a dead man? I doubt Danny's family has much online presence so I doubt they would randomly come across her claims, nor do I believe they would want to look her up or keep tabs on her after so long, but still. Kiki still trying to claim Danny was a violent rapist when it was proven before he even died that their relationship was both sexual AND consensual and approved by her parents feels like a crime somehow, since she only posts that shit when she needs attention afterna pump n dump or when kota won't reply to her mentions.
I know that, I was here for the Sperg-chan invasion and reveal. I've also been here since then for all the anons claiming they both outgrew the site. I wasn't asking if
, I was asking what would be needed aside
from her editing herself based on lc posts would prove it.
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Kaka posted a story of her videochatting with someone showing her a squirrel in their yard, possibly Kooters? Though idk how she would have gotten around the recent travel ban to return to Japan after being in Orlando recently.
But she was definitely in LA around the time she moved into that new room and got with Bobby, and she's still in that same room.
Maybe Scott and Cathy divorced, Cathy moved into a smaller house after selling the huge one mama Tierney willed her (their childhood home), and Kiki moved to LA with Scott. He had a good job in IT and there have been posts in past threads mentioning that he may have silicon valley job connections there. Maybe Kiki is in LA with her dad and Kota is riding out the travel ban in Florida with Cathy.
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Kiki somehow managed to exclude herself from anonymous IG viewers, she has a new story up yet the 5 I just tried to view then with all say she has no stories in the last 24 hours. Is there a way to do that now??
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This one usually works for when insta-stories is down.
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She probably has rabbies
Amazing, thank you anon for this rundown. This explains her meltdown over being dumped by him even though he's just probably cycling through chicks on tinder.
I cringe at the thought of her asking someone to take a pic for her insta, only to latergram it.
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She tries really hard with these captions.
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Minor, but that dark indentation/crease near her nose/inner eye looks strange, as if her nasal bridge curves inward and then suddenly widens. I can't tell if it's an actual shadow or some weird thing she was attempting with makeup.
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She’s so weird
That implies hers was the only one bumped down.
Not related to Keekz but it’s almost refreshing in a nostalgic way to see the old lolcows. I forgot about Amor Hilton.
Funny how she's posting pics from other parts of her place after it was mentioned here that she only posts from the one room
Also that shirt is fucking hideous
I bet someone tagged him and he asked her to remove it.>>822035>so much garbage on the floor
Is this in the family Florida home?
Lol, she deleted it because anon deflated the obviously fake fantasy she was trying to curate with that pic: >>821572
Kiki doesn't react much to being shit on and insulted herself, but any and every male she posts to her social media gets deleted as soon as everyone finds out she's just a temporary cockwarmer. The ONE successful relationship she had ahe never posted, and ended it by claiming Bobby Hatanaka (what happened tp him, BTW??) raped her in her sleep.
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She has 22 ig stories up right now and they’re all passive aggressive infographic quotes whining about men
Not even gonna watch them, but I assume it’s more victim
complex schizophrenia shit.
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Home girl is going through an schizo episode again
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And this in the comments because instagram limits schizo rants on captions
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The ego stroke
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This thread's image is so relevant
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"matcha cacao and sex don't do it for me anymore, so I'm fishing for internet compliments"
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Kiki it’s called too much free time, go volunteer for those vegan organizations or a farm that you’re so fucking passionate about
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They also stopped following each other
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Probably does >>826092
She published a fucking recipes e-book and charging $12 for it
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This is the actual fucking cover of her ebook. It looks like a bad vaporware graphic, you can't read shit
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I thought these were just bad graphics for the book but now I'm kinda wondering if… The book looks like this. Like, is it an actual page? With THAT don't? OVER THAT BACKGROUND?
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Either way, I really wonder if the pages actually look like this. If so, hilarious.
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Just documenting. Love that Kiki took a break from sperging in her sister’s thread and posting cp to try to get lc taken down long enough to update us on her delusional antics <3 so charitable of her
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Also vague theory, but do you ever think Kiki posts such bizarre things in Dakota’s thread to keep her “trauma bonded” to her? I think she does it because she’s angry she’s now more of a cow than her sister. What will her sister have in common if Dakota isn’t a victim
with her? What would she have to talk about with her sister and isolate with her if she’s happy and has moved on with her life? What better way to lovebomb her and get attention from her than by bonding over having so many fat jelly haters?
I don't know if it's supposed to be impersonal, but it should keep the same tone during the whole thing
So if she's gonna use "I/me", then drop "Kiki's to go/go to mylk
" for just "milk (I use xyz)".
It's only in ebook form, she isn't offering a printed copy, but yeah, all the pages look like this. It's free if you get the Kindle Unlimited trial but don't waste your time. It's fucking lazy and pointless, literally every smoothie "recipe" ever is the same:
- some expensive fruit that's only sold at the foreign grocery store on the bad side of town and definitely just tastes like water
Spend nearly an hour prepping the ingredients, guzzle it down in <5 minutes, then spend twenty minutes cleaning the fucking blender. Realize you just consumed an entire meal's worth of calories in the most disappointing way possible
This sounds absolutely disgusting.>>826712
It sounds like she makes her own since she refers to it as ‘her almond mylk recipe’ in >>826671
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Her ego is probably blown then. Welcome to the writer Kiki era.
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nice shoop to make it look like a "bestseller".
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also, the design of that ebook cover is atrocious.
It's funny how she still uses her legal name as her pen name, but titled the book "Kiki Kannibal Blender Magic", because she can't ever let the 15 minutes of Myspace fame she had in the late 2000s go. She can't let go of it even if it's an unrelated book about blender recipes she's publishing nearly 15 years after that point of her life.
You're almost 30, Kirsten. Maybe it's time to understand that you aren't a teenage scene girl anymore, and that dancing in front of your laptop webcam for social media doesn't substitute for not having a job.
Kaka clapping to herself for a fake #1 shoop and her horrendous cover art that everyone glancing at it will think hard pass. Summarizes her life.
Normalfag vegans looking for recipes might run into this on amazon, only to be confused by the dated illegible design and the name "Kannibal" to boot.
ooohh boy, I can't believe she fucking shooped that
I looked up the first/second release shit so…> #1 New release means it has beaten the #2 New release and its now #1 New release. Or, it was #2 and the current #1 sold out, or… retired and the #2 is now the #1.
According to >>827186
her atrocious looking cover is #5. Embarrassing. also, not even going into the name, just compare this cover to the other ones. I understand the need to make your book standout but this looks ridiculous
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Every page took a while to dl on my phone even with a decent connection, I guess Kiki’s idea of a book is a huge PSD for every page.
Nothing is worth posting, every page is the same boring crap as >>826764
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She should have made fans.
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She was live on instagram apparently. Either way, big Heaven's Gate energy.
How is it possible that her hair looks worse than ever?
Also still sticking to the same make-up style for what… 10 years now?
I don't know how she fucked up so bad. The makeup and bangs look ok here >>826710
She looks crazier. If you watch the videos, her eyes look bulging.
she's just going full girl, interrupted. it's her aesthetic.
Did anyone actually manage to listen to whatever she was rambling about?
I thought she was babbling about the abuser not having self-love, so that's why they treat and abuse others. And the victim
doesn't have self-love so they allow this kind of treatment.
Aka she's going on about BS that doesn't make sense and isn't qualified to talk about.
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OF COURSE she believes in manifesting, OF COURSE
I'm going to bite and say that despite her faux self-deprecation with the caption implying she's the Pale Man, if I didn't know anything about Kiki or who this was and I saw this photo, I'd think she looked nice.
Funny how she's clinging to Dakota's makeup.
To think she actually released music and had somewhat of poor suckers willing to listen to it and she just… Dropped it.>>829101
Wouldn't be surprised. manifestation is about manifesting the feeling of having something, and just by this feeling and visualization, such thing will become true
I have to disagree. Those Taylor bangs were tragic (but she knows lol).
I actually think Kiki looks so much better with the bangs. It offsets how stringy and thin her hair is. And I’ve always liked her eye makeup and she’s got some nice lashes…but unfortunately she just looks best under filters and lighting. It doesn’t translate well into real life imagery (which we saw in her short films and that tabloid esq Walmart photo).
Baby bangs are a… Meticulous art.>>826715
These baby bangs are waaaayyy different from this atrocity >>827974
Wasn't the jewellery and clothing just stuff dropshipped from China too?
I wonder what her parents think at this stage, they truly believed their kids could do no wrong and funded the delusions.
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Kiki has a new fuckboy.
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Welp, that was fast!
I COULD understand if it was something like "haha after x mins in the sun! He tans so easily"
If he's a fuck boy… Can't wait for the "I'm going to cure myself after a toxic
relationship" instagram post in a week.
What about the 50-min yt videos, btw? She dropped those because writing fanfiction about herself on instagram is easier?
Because she has yellow fever.
If he's white, then she's probably doing to show her uwu pure Lily white fairy skin.
KEK only 7 hours? Did she even fuck this one before she decided he
was the toxic
one I wonder? Lowkey I feel like Kiki just scares guys off then acts like she was the one who dumped them bc of some vague, arbitrary nitpick sane people are willing to work around/talk through.
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Oop, I should have looked before posting. Could this be him? He seems rather white and old for Kaka, especially with that 70s porn 'stache… maybe she's taking a page from kooter's book 10 years too late and latching onto older men? They already have matching bangs.
Bob had a similar mustache. maybe she's way into insufferable hipsters (you know the type, to get a mullet and/or use this 70s mustache ironically).
Can't WAIT until she decides to falsely accuse him of being toxic
also, confirmed she just wanted to show off her uwu white skin
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Was his instagram always private, or only after he was outed here?
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girl making herself look like a haggard witch on purpose
I love a good roast of Kiki but I can’t pretend like that guy isn’t hot. That is not an ugly man.
Let’s see where she goes with it though.
I thought so too when I visited his backstage profile, wondered how she got a guy like that and… This shit… >>830234
is where I was like "oh makes sense"
Potential TREATMENT for Alzheimer's? > The current overall evidence that Ginkgo has a predictable and clinically significant benefit for people with dementia or cognitive impairment therefore seems inconsistent and unreliable.https://alzres.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/alzrt54
Of course this idiot would chase Kiki.
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$1000 to anyone who can fact check all of his bullshit videos. Not really though because there are so damn many and I can't even pick one to demonstrate how dumb it is.
I wonder whether Kiki's Blender Magic pdf 'book' idea came before him or whether he inspired her.
MUSHROOMS WILL GIVE YOU CANCER AND YOU WILL DIEhttps://www.tiktok.com/@tzar_velk/video/6943355783358713093
There are toxic
compounds in mushrooms (including the ones he espouses the benefits of lmao), but they are destroyed with heat. It seems like he's angling to become a diet woo influencer. Keeks may have met her match; they're going to be a granola power couple.
Oh my god I didn’t even look into that video.
So a holistic hottie with a pseudo-medicinal god complex.
Coming from a science/medical background growing up, I gotta gag. It usually takes people with these beliefs longer to catch on to crazy, so maybe this one will last. Kikis pseudo-psychology earth goddess blabber probably hasn’t sparked any red flags for him.
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I know I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of this
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She's selling those at $13.13
Pseudo-intellectual foreign guy who wanted tp be famous as well?
I see 2 things happening moving forward: kiki slowly adopts a new persona based around being an elven foodie healer babuska and starts aesthetically using some random European language depending on where this guy is from
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Crossposting to announce that Dakota claimed her sister on main a few hours ago for the first time in how many years?
No @ because I watched from third party but the story is still up on her ig if you need proof>>831629
Since when is six days a necro…?
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Kiki is posting some prwtty positive stories, implying she's still in college since how long now? And one about how beautiful women attract all men but choose fuckbois, implying she has her pick of men in LA who aren't undesirable or toxic in some way.
Also, pic related. Could it be a jab about her sister's crumbling virtual façade? Kiki herself relies solely on curatinf and rewriting her online persona too much for it to be about herself.
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Nevermind, I got it to work. She and Dakota are posting the same stories, audio clips of Kiki trying to be funny and falling flat, a SS of a text convo showing kota's icons she carefully cropped out of her own stories, those two blurry ass shots of what seem to be Kiki and a video of Kota walking in the dark next to someone in a giant fur coat I can only assume is Kiki while her voice plays over the video with more randumb nonsense. I was able to download the video, but I've never posted non-YT videos here so I'm not sure how to upload.
I tried uploading but it downloaded as an mp4.
It's Kiki and Kota walking together somewhere at night while someone (Cathy?) records them being derps. The one on the left is surely Kota, you can see her distinct profile when she turns toward Kiki in front of the lights, and the implication is that the other person in the fur coat is Kiki. So much for Kota being in Japan again?
I feel like I've seen that hideous puffy jacket on her before but idr where.>>834519
Based on the one she posted of her guy in the car, they're all 3 equally cringey with a similar sense of humor.
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Kiki has a new music project. Totally called it.
She's calling it "Death by Dopamine", made two IG accounts for it and both of them follow only her. The only post so far is a 5 second clip of her st her desk laughing with her saggy tits practically hanging out. No discernible musical genra or direction in sight, it just looks like another "Look at Kirsten" vanity project to abandon. She announced it with a selfie tagging the account posted to her stories, and shared the spwrg post from the account on her stories as well. If not for the "musician/band" label and her caption, I wouldn't have any idea it was a music project.
For some reason, she also posted andnold ass scene pic of her with some brunette girl, and as always kooter is crooped out.
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The name sounds like ghostemane-tier soundcloud trap shit
HA can't wait to see where she'll steal music from
The name sounds like it was made up by a 13 year old gen z that has no idea how biochemistry works.
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No idea who the other girl is, but I feel like I've seen this pic before with bleached blonde baby kotex in it.
In this new era she has tried:
- 50-min length YT videos in a shitty podcast format about spirituality and SA, mimicking Matthew McConaughey
- badly written ebook recipe with horrible fonts, which she shooped to make it seem more successful
- Fanfiction about herself
And now I guess we are entering the "I'm back to music" phase, right after lol cow pointed out she stole from others>>834853
I'm all for "trying things", but at 30 you should be realistic and self-aware about where you are at in life, and your whole style, etc.
I'm actually bummed out we didn't get a tiktok kiki phase. I can totally see her doing something like this: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMebpaWQc/
She could make something from that:
> The top tier of digital cringe is created by people who not only lack self-awareness but lack it enough to share themselves in the hope that other people will be impressed, then fail to realize when the general response is laughter.https://www.vox.com/the-goods/21575707/tiktok-cringe
She'd be no Addison Rae, but any publicity is good publicity, right?
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Dakota is pretending to be back in Japan again & Kiki is reposting her like crazy, in between shots of her old kawaii uwu Valencia College notebooks from the music class they took in 2009 and her fancy new ~Gemini~ microphone.
She also posted something yesterday subtly digging at her mom "being human", and since Kota is pretending to be back in Japan again Kaka is peppering in her emotional turmoil vagueposts as well.
But an interesting thing to point out, as mentioned in Dakota's thread, is that Kiki shared Kota's IG post to her story which Kota then reposted to her own story, but a second look shows that they both actually uploaded the same clip from each of their respective phones, yet Kiki's is larger and she didn't crop out Kota's wall art. Then right after, she reposted Kota's story clip with an animated sticker on it. Why repost Kota and upload the same clip Kota just posted but bigger?
Why would Kiki upload the same clip at around the same time (1am JP/12pm FL/9am LA) as Dakota, when she could just have reposted it from Kota's IG? Unless Kota sent it to her and told her to post it to help her out.
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And as if in response to the thread, she doubled down kek
peep the timeframes though
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Posting screens of their spergy chats also
Is Kota pretending to be a cop now?
The uniform is way to big for her and officers can't post shit on social medias. They can be fired for anything said or posted online.
Kota's police uniform is for a TV role lol. she's an cop in whatever this >>835108
I went on her insta yesterday and she posted this with japanese caption, I google translated but she said nothing about a role. In the comment someone were saying she couldn't believe she was in the police force now. I don't closely follow the drama that's why I sked here.
They still couldn't find her an outfit that fits keks.
Last year Kota got a role on a show called ToppaTV on a sketch called American Police. This last time was her 3rd time working on the show, but her part is much smaller now and they replaced her initial role with another white woman who is related to another cast member somehow.
Seriously, look at the details on the patches and badge. You'd have to be special to think she's seriously trying to impersonate a cop.
Not that anon, but Dakota was trying to pass as if she had had a severe health issue, I think cancer?, not long ago
Wouldn't be surprised.
pretending you had cancer for uwu kawaii menhera points is not the same as impersonating a cop, dakota is being facetious. she's a dumb bitch but this is a dumb take>>834981
yeah this, she has nothing interesting going for her. no one wants to watch her esp not in an age where vloggers and influencers have likeable personalities and can pull a million dollars per post of product placement. keeks thinks she can make bank off her scene fame which was literally just photoshoots. images. just pictures. nothing else there.
Yeah but stop reaching. The caption has been explained to you. She is not and never was impersonating a police officer with an obviously fake uniform.
She claimed to have Acute Leukemia over 3 years ago to justify gaining over 30 pounds while working as a runway model for Rakuten and modeling for Popteen. Her goal was to claim she had minor blood cancer but her lack of education fucked her up so she claimed to be deathly ill instead.
BUT she only managed to pull that off because back then, ModelPress ran her story as she said it and she couldn't correct herself. She only got fat, she nevee looked like she was suffering from severe blood cancer.
>It's time to stop posting
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Someone bought an actual copy of her blender book, I can't believe she still has real fans with how rarely she ever produces anything other than pics/vids of herself or her voice.
It was not the first person to do it either!
People are just eager to waste money like that
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Something must be wrong in Kakaland, for the past few days she's been spamming depressing anime memes and songs from her Spotify instead of the vintage pinup-style posts of the blondes she must think look like her. Maybe the cringey Russian boytoy is gone? Otherwise this random ancient "soyboy" scene selfie seems too random. Wasn't "soyboy" an insult kaka used on vegan/sxe guys who wouldn't kiss her ass on Stickam?
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who said that, Cathy? What bar? That's a spiky shag hair and she's wearing a black top.
Look at any of the comments on her pics and you see nonsensical thirst like this from so many accounts, even ones of successful looking prettier girls with actual friends. The weird "Guillermo Del Toro Approved" pic of her with her hands on her face had at least 3 different comments begging for a "tutorial" on how to do it. Like… Look at her, copy her, done. Wow. How would that be hard or need a turorial?
Kiki's fans are part of why she is how she is, they have to either be just like her or high level trolling to keep her chasing online fame instead of getting offline for good and improving her actual life.
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Ok so Russian guy seems to have left, leaving kiki to reminisce of her teen years and a scene guy she dated, hinting they're trauma bond or wtv
Imagine dating a girl in HS and ten years later she's posting stories with you, saying you had trauma or wtv
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Kiki just write a fanfic-y book detailing all the times you were SA.
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She was mainly a scandal type person. She was heavily reported on by a teen shock gossip website back in the day and had her nudes posted on there too (underaged, mind you). She would claim to have been groomed by men.
She wasnt exactly liked as much as she was just sort of an OG lolcow of sorts. She also briefly appeared on a web reality series that had a bunch of scene teenagers housed together in a penthouse and given as much drugs and alcohol as they wanted.
This was actually a crossover with Amor Hilton, another scene cow from that era
>>837349>If you're going through or healing from assault - I see you, I hear you, I understand you, I'm here for you.
She's acting like she's some kind of compassionate savior for sexual assault victims
, who they can turn to when they need someone who shares their traumatic experiences to listen to them, and yet all I can think of while reading that is how those sexual assault victims
would feel if they read Kirsten's hundreds of weirdly aggressive sexual posts about Taylor R alongside the pictures of mutilated and diseased genitals she used to spam.
She's still talking about Danny Cespedes, who never raped or forced her and didn't steal her virginity against her will. It's all made up bullshit to slander him so she doesn't look as bad for lying to get him killed.
She halfway alluded that Bobby/Tetsuo Hatanaka raped her when she claimed she was raped in her sleep by "a long term live in SO" (after being with Bobby and largely MIA for 2 years). >>837346
Being with Danny and the drama around their breakup and his death was literally the height of Kiki's online "fame" and she tried to milk his death by painting herself as a rape victim
afterward to avoid backlash and cancellation for it. She and her family had a webshrine dedicated to mocking his death complete with leaked pics of him in his casket with a shaved head. His family tried to sue the Ostrengas over his death and their role in it (lying to him and the police to get them both there & coming out and scaring him instead of letting the cops handle it) but they filed for bankruptcy to get out of it because you can't be sued if you're in the middle of bankruptcy. They always have been evil, slimy selfish people and Kiki still
trying to claim Danny ever raped her, voilently or otherwise, is bullshit. That's why all the cops, doctors and detectives in her stories follow the Adults Are Useless trope and everyone who empathises with her is powerless to help her. They took loads of evidence that was inconclusive to rape, their best hope to make a rape charge ever stick to Danny was statutory only. If he raped Kiki as voilently as she claimed in her Halloween fanfic (choking her, holding her down, forcing himself inside her dry, throwing her against a wall and door, dragging her by her ankles) there would have been evidence of at least one of those claims, and despite how hard he would have been trying to silence her there's no he could have done so while
restraining her and raping her that graphically without ANY of the 4 other people in her house hearing anything or him leaving evidence on her body or in the room.
Kiki is a self worshipping rape fetishist using her most popular dead ex boyfriend's dumb teenage horniness and her parents sexually grooming her to be a starfucker from puberty to twist the past in her favor every time she can't fuck her way into an easy life with a loser she met online.
TL:DR; Kiki wants attention for sex but also wants to be a tragic victim
so she makes up fake, vague rape stories her exes can't defend themselves against that she never pursues legally for attention from strangers online she thinks should pay her to read lolcow and talk to Dakota.
I was active in a lot of Livejournal snark groups (madradrant/efagz/etc.) during her peak and she never had "fans" beyond a superficial level. Kids on Myspace liked her style but she only sustained relevancy because of drama. Comparing her to Trisha Paytas is giving her too much credit, Kiki was never in on the joke, her parents made her do weird shit and she liked getting attention. People refer to her positively now because she genuinely was a victim
in a lot of ways and the worst thing she's done is have an annoying personality– but yeah, nostalgia is a factor, god, I remember the scandal when she claimed she was the first person to dye horizontal stripes in their hair. I had pictures of her saved in my thinspo folder. Had she been born a decade later, she would be a helluva lot more successful than she is now.
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As well as the fact that her parents knew and consented tp the statutory rape relationship and allowed him to live with and share a bed with Kiki. And knew they were having protected, consensual sex & collected their used condoms to prove to Kiki's Myspace haters that they were really fucking. Which was even mentioned in an actual police report/court document (idr which).
But yeah Kiki is not, never was and never eill be Danny's victim
, he was at the mercy of her & her family's insatiable greed for fame and revenge.
That just means her parents were complicit in the statutory rape, not that statutory rape didn’t happen. Parents aren’t allowed to give permission for adults to fuck their kids!
The whole family should be rocketed into the sun.
There's honestly no way to paint Danny as worse than Kiki in the situation, hands down. Regardless of his reasons, twp grpwn adults lured a teenager to his actual DEATH all because he broke up with their attentionwhore daughter for being too filthy to live with and she MADE UP THE RAPE STORY FOR REVENGE. Scott and Cathy knew they were having sex and allowed it. The law will never care as much about that as they would his wrongful death caused by the Ostrengas who managed to weasel their way out of faving consequences for literally scaring a teenager to death with a lie. It doesn't matterbwhy he was there or how old an imaginary kid was he thought he was meeting. Kiki is exactly as shitty as henis whoch is why she was so butthurt by the breakup that she and her crazy whore parents illegally lured him to the mall and caised his death by trying to play revenge detectives instead of reporting Danny for rape and letting the cops handle it..
By the way, they did exactlt that- and the cops didn't care becsuse there was so much evidence back then that they were dating consensually and already fucking. Kiki literally advertised it on Myspace for bragging rights and Cathy helped her. Cathy herself had accounts where she heckled teens and tweens who didn't like Kiki or said they didn't believe her.
Danny didn't die because he was a monster, he died because the Ostrengas are soulless, heartless, unfeeling selfish hogs who can't accept or admit that they have ever done anything wrong despite all theor actions only ever being motivated by selfishness or greed, which is why neither Kiki or Dakota ended up doing anything with their lives other than dicking around online for clout.
There's no debate, it's a settled matter of past factual events people other
than the Ostrengas also have memory of. Kiki just needs to spergily victimize herself using her long-dead teen boyfriend (despite allegedly having been raped over a dozen more times since his death, but only the dead one can never sue her for a wrongful rape accusation) because she got dumped and her ego needs soothing.
I know, what I meant is that whenever people mention him there's an anon popping up saying "well, you see, acshually…" And it's the same talking points over and over.
I agree with >>838072
that we need a copypasta summary
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Kiki tells us about buying condoms and seeing the guy that "violently raped" (Her words) her.
Just a note, she NEEDS to add that she was >violently< raped, as if rape is not violent in itself.
So now she's directly associating her consensual sex life with also being a victim
of multiple "violent" rapes, and it's becoming the only consistent element of her personality that she puts real effort into.
She's so disgustingly obsessed with forcing people to see her as a frail, battered victim
AND a sexually irresistible nymph. She dresses up and decorates her room more to narrate her rape fantasies and brag about being an instahoe than she does for her new band she supposedly gives a shit about, because making people think about her in a sexual context that also makes her irresistible without making her a whore is her only goal so she can go back to using her pussy to get anything and everywhere in life like she originally tried to with Danny and Myspace fame.
Kiki just wants the ability to fuck her way through life while being idolized for her ~beauty, grace and intellect~ that she's too stuck up to realize she doesn't have. Kiki spergs because she legit doesn't know why she can't just do what she wants without any consequences, choose how people perceive her and her actions, or control people for her own gain while she does and gives nothing in return but lay around or tag along like a 14 year old.
This is genuinely so sad. She has nothing to make herself feel important but these sexual assault stories. As soon as she feels like she's losing people's attention she brings it up again
Also, why does she only take webcam-style pics of her sitting at her computer in the same spot? Surely she has an iphone and can take a normal selfie sometime
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How down bad do you have to be to wear this type of stuff
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She made a bunch of videos saying you should follow sparkles of inspiration when you feel them. A tame advice, except she makes it sound like mania
Obviously Kiki was never violently raped, her rape fetish spawned from needing to be Danny's victim
instead of his killer.
I don't think Kiki even has consensual sex as much as she lets on, and I doubt she was ever forced or held down either. I think she has some infrequent hookups where she agrees to whatever up front, then gets dropped when the guy gets bored and cries rape. I know she claims to use sex to heal from her trauma, but her own claims of her rapes are so OTT that it just doesn't match. She would be too physically damaged from being "voilently" raped the way she keeps claiming (her Halloween rape story says Danny held her down, forced her legs open, penetrated her dry and slammed into her, then threw her against a wall when she tried to crawl away). There's never any evidence of her claims, and the way she acts about both sex and rape together makes me think she's just an awkward womanlet trying to come across as more sexually liberated than she really is just sitting half naked in her bedroom all day. The guys she gets with are always foreign or awkward cringetards like her, they never stick around and she ALWAYS claims they voilently raped her when they disappear, as though that's the only reason a guy would get tired of her.
I think Kiki is just obsessed with equating sex = value and uses her fake rape stories as a shield for getting dumped so that she doesn't feel like all she was good for is pussy- but if the guy was a rapist, then getting used for sex doesn't have to be her fault or make her look stupid over how obvious it is to everyone but her.
Basically Kiki is a shutin weirdo using sex to feel important and claims rape to avoid facing the fact that she's not enough of an adult (not even self aware enough) to keep a real relationship that isn't based entirely on sex. Hard to call a rape victim
a pickme without looking like an asshole, after all.
> her Halloween rape story says Danny held her down, forced her legs open, penetrated her dry and slammed into her, then threw her against a wall when she tried to crawl away
That's plain angsty fanfiction writing. No one talks like that irl.
Even worse, it would've been noticeable to her family, you just don't get up the next morning and have breakfast as usual after something like that.
Exactly. Her Halloween rapefic also claims she was bleeding afterward and that she went to the hospital but there was no evidence somehow
, hence all the cops and detectives were powerless to stop evil monster Danny and the Monstrengas HAD to take matters into their own hands! (jk)
The biggest indicator that Danny never raped Kiki is the fact that they tried to lure him to the mall under a false pretense instead of just… reporting him for statutory rape and letting the cops handle it. If what she claimed actually happened there would have been plenty of evidence and an open and shut case. But it never did, Kiki killed Danny for moving away from her bedbug infested rathole and breaking up with her, and she was enraged because she can't ever stand being told "no".
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From her Insta stories . I wonder who this is. Are they frying pans on the back wall . Wtf is with her face. This poor dude
This must be an old Japan pic, she and Vincent are the only white people in the pic. Plus, she's wearing her cringey sheer dirndl top she likes to dance in for attention, so whatever event that is she must have been there trying to fuck her way into something.
Maybe her and Kota have been tagging each other so much because Kota is finally helping Kiki into her circles?
it's just her sharing meme posts/reels, like "me when thing happen xD">>839387
"Splendid, royal slut" lmao
I wish there was a wave of Kota-sleuthing through the old threads to bring back those clues that used to have them chimping out in self defense here, the ones from her near-jobless peak when she was living the best and had the most famous friends, but I am absolutely not doing it solo. I'm pretty sure she was fucking with Mickey Mikitani and that's why she stayed on at Girl's Award for so long despite being so fat and bouncy, also why Modelpress printed everything she claimed as truth. Come to think of it, Dakota also had AKB48 connections as well, which I only know about because of the pedo and escorting scandals.
How did ANYONE ever take Dakota Rose seriously as a model?? Was the fact that she was fat, ugly, and being worshipped and spoiled for dressing like an edgy lolita not obvious to anyone else?
I don't know about Kiki being a sugar baby. 100% she'd mention it online bc she's all about being "sexually liberated" while also being a rape victim
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Who's gonna tell her she's the character with a beak nose and crazy person eyes?
She wouldn't last as a sugar baby in Japan, the men there don't want someone who is going to share pics of him on socials.>>839673
Keeks and Koots must live in a world with funhouse mirrors. Both have never had big eyes, just big faces.
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Kiki already tried escorting/sugaring in Japan, remember? She bought some tacky silver fake nails to meet and then fucked Fangophilia, and got him drunk as hell and posted videos of him rolling on her bed on her IG She only took them down after her threas at the time compared Fangophilia's profile and moles to Taku's and they weren't a match, she kept the video of her showing off the nails but removed his tag and changed the caption afterward. That was when she was for some reason there for like 3-5 months and went everywhere dressed like an elven hooker, bragging about having to carry kawaii Sailor Moon pepper spray and an illegal butterfly knife bc ~everyone in Japan recognized her as supermodel Dakota Rose's sister~.
Kiki tried and failed at whoring in Japan because she can't keep shit on the DL or resist vaugeposting, has 0 chill, and acts likeshe has brain damage in public- that's why she can't keep anyone around for long that she doesn't share DNA with.
I have a feeling before her ~vow of celibacy~ to recuperate from being ghosted by various Brads, she went on tons of dates with tinder randos and got pump and dumped over and over many times. That’s why she is always bumping into her various ‘’’rapists’’’ at every turn.
No guy who isn’t a complete desperate beta doormat victim
would be able to put up with her ADHD cluster B autism mania for long after she puts out, the pussy just isn’t good enough to compensate, clearly.
Not only is her personality annoying and unhinged, but she’s painfully unfunny and cringe too. In a way I feel sorry for her since she obviously can’t lock down a quality man and probably will never be able to, but at the same time it’s all her own fault for being so damn insufferable. She’s her cockblocker kek.
Scott was with Kiki her entire time in Japan as well, while she claimed to be going to language school and then claimed she got an entertainment visa, before ending up back in Florida. My thinking is Scott ia the type to hang around New Lex Tokyo and sleaze with any washed-up perv he thinks can put either daughter on a pedestal. There used to be comments from anons wondering why, if Scott brided Bravo to sign Kota, he wouldn't do the same for Kiki. Maybe he tried, had some moderate success, and then she fucked it up via posting herself breaking laws and posting people on her social media without their knowledge. Not to mention her cringey dancing videos and her spergout about forcing Taku's restaurant staff to wash any utensils that touched meat before making her precious vegan Japanese food.
God, the Kaka in Japan saga was fucking golden, she was so painfully unaware of her behavior that Kota wouldn't acknowledge her at all the entire time Kaka was in Japan.
Y’know, pale skinny white girls in the US probably have it the easiest in terms of dating, especially considering 75% of American women are overweight now. So being thin automatically places you in the top 70th percentile of women (in men’s eyes at least)
The fact Kirsten literally has it on tutorial mode when it comes to dating yet still can’t lock down a rich good looking high quality man (or just any of those 3 things) long term is a huge concern. Her personality must be even worse irl when every guy ghosts her after the first couple dates. Or maybe her pussy game is really really shit. Her long term past bfs just seemed like desperados and cucks who were tolerating her and all those guys she has initially gushed over in her histrionic obsessed idealisation phase over the years seem to disappear as quickly as they appear. I’m a bit worried for her love life, especially considering how codependent narcs and other cluster b types are. As the dates and offers dry up as she ages we are undoubtedly going to see more spergouts and crazy cat lady behavior.
She was there for at least 6 weeks, long enough to wonder why she's there, and IIRC she didn't announce her return to America either & just kind of fell off for a while so it's hard to say for sure. Someone would have to go back and look. >>839845
Try checking the old threads?
Kiki is the female version of a scrote who wants a mommy/maid/whore to baby them while they play online, except she wants a daddy/BFF/mentor to fill the void where there was obviously never a positive male in her life. Scott sexualized his preteen daughters and defended her posting pics in her underwear at age 13 by saying "she's gonna make some guy reslly lucky one day". Kiki was raised to be a whore for male approval and jealous female attention, she doesn't know anything else and she can't function without a guy holding her hand through life like a toddler. Kiki's entire mentality boils down to "oversexualized, undersocialized prepubescent doesn't know how to do anything except perform for whoever is willing to watch her cringey performance", and she's trying to find another Scott who will baby her, bankroll her hobbies AND indulge her SeX pOsItIvE whoring for attention without getting jealous or making her act right.
I honestly think both Kiki and Dakota should have been removed from their parents long ago, and if they had been placed with adults who actually cared about keeping them in line then there's no way they would still be such failures. They have so many opportunities and no responsibility, so much free time and yet still neither ofnthem can create anything that lasts.
In a way I think Kiki really used Kota as her narcissistic appendage for years and groomed her into being a mini me version of herself (as narcs always do) Which is why I’ve always felt slightly sorry for Kota and understood why she took such extended periods away from her insane family.
To be fair, as you mention, Cathy and Scott did the exact same thing to Kiki when she was growing up, lacked sexual and physical and psychological boundaries (like all narcs) then Kiki ended up extrapolating the same behavior onto Kooter. Their family is just one giant codependent narcissistic mess.
You can tell Kiki missed having her little appendage Kota around to give her narcissistic supply when she went to Japan and probably even got jealous at times, but at the same time she is always very protective and defensive of Kota because she views Kota as the high status (ahem) kirakira moderu goddessu SHE always wanted to be. Just like one of those crazy trophy kid parents. And all know narcs will continue ass kissing and fiercely defending someone/something as long as they get to bask in the glory of the person they are idolizing.
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I feel like this confirms she’s still low key clinging to her scene phase. I’m assuming this video from her Instagram story is an old video of the guy she’s currently with and she feels like she needs to show him off. Crazy how fast she can jump from one guy to another, and she always hypes them up.
Side note, did she suddenly forget about her own music? Wasn’t she claiming to make a comeback? Not like she’s stick with it anyways.
I think it sounds like a guy she dated way back in the day.
The guy mentions kiki in the video He said "there's that video kiki made… Acting like me" makes mind blown hand gesture "i don't care, I'm with this other girl, she's 19, cooler, way older. No drama. That's why she's big on Stickam, because of the drama" and Kiki is just bursting out laughing as she films.
She genuinely believes this is not embarrassing at all for her.
I think Kiki is very angry that Kota didn't help her in Japan. I remember Kaka being so mad that she was about to expose Kota or something on her twitter.>>840031
She must keep videos and photos of all her exes and honestly believes she was the best they could do, what a cope.
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Is it Danny or a throwback of this other guy on her story?
I think they look similar.
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Unlikely, specially if he's trash talking Kiki. To me it looks a lot like Corey Pattakos, who she dated for a while (if you look up his name on Google this dude entrepreneur with Lamborghinis and shit comes up and the other one is Kiki's ex-bf, which leads me to believe they might be the same person? Idk I'm not good with faces).
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I think it really looks like him
plus, it's safer to reminisce of an ex-bf who (coincidentally) happens to be doing well for himself rather than the one who supposedly "violently raped" her. Especially bc the guy is saying he's dating a 19yo, so not a pedo (which she keeps claiming Danny was, that he dated 12-14 year olds)
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Like, if you compare their profiles
So it is Corey>>840062
Hella embarrassing. Imagine being an adult, living life and a random ex from your teens post an instastory with you on it, with a video you didn't even remember existing.
And if this is actually him today https://wikitia.com/wiki/Corey_Pattakos
you can assume Kiki is secretly thirsting for some of the wealth he shows off.
So she is posting old videos of some ex from ages ago who has been off doing his own thing, probably in hopes that he'd get in touch with her again?
She's so desperate rn, the second-hand embarrassment is so strong.
It's Danny, not Corey. Danny has a more aquiline nose whereas Corey has more of an upturned nose. The guy in Kiki's "time capsule heartbreak" pic is Danny, not to mention the pic of Danny that she posted has him in the same outfit from the day they did the pool party shoot that became Dakota's site banner ("slut u just wait").
Kiki is going back now and lovebombing Danny now that everyone knows he was just a normal teenager who was killed by her greed and lust for attention. She's going to do what Dakota did and claim it was all her evil family's fault and all she wanted was a knight in shining armor to save her from them, like Kota did, but then kept in touch with her family, indulged their vulgar sense of humor, and kept her shitty entitled princess syndrome because of it which cost her everything.
Kiki is gonna do the same thing, now turn around and claim she had no culpability or choice in anything from the day she met him to the day he died, and that she still loves him and misses "the good old days" before literally everyone on the internet knew she was a soulless sack of shit piloted by bugs. She will conveniently forget that she was the one who posted the pic of Danny in his coffin to MySpace and made a website mocking his death, calling him names and saying "this is what happened to the last guy to mess with my family".
I wonder how Kiki ended up on that specific app and Kota quickly knowing her name on it.
My money is on Kota telling Kiki that it's how she found her partner and so she knew the moment Kiki signed up.
Anon. It is Corey. >>840061
The video literally has the part she posted.
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you either remember wrong or are lying. Kooter never posted anything public against Kiki. She's been silent as a mouse on her socials since 2011 onward. Kiki's tweet only said this… I don't see any kind of allude of visas or contracts. I remember just thinking she did this to answer fan questions and feel vicariously popular through Kooter's fans. That's it. She deleted it herself within minutes without any response from Koot. Stop fabricating stories, weirdo.
Because it wasn't posted to their socials, it was posted anonymously in a Kiki thread here during a time when they were beefing, it was a random one off post that only said:
You know what to do."
Someone googled it and found Kiki's profile, which at the time wasn't a name she had used anywhere else before and the app was relatively unknown for someone to have just randomly stumbled upon it. Also the way it was posted was too quick and dirty, not "omg look, I found Kiki trolling for jap dick on my language app!".
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Posted June 2015 in an old Kiki/Snagglepuss thread
Happened when Kiki was in Japan mid 2015, which was also when Kota leveled up the most, moved into that big apartment and made her Instagram.
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One month later anons started betting Kota posted it, then…
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… three months later after Kiki and Taku split, another thirsty dating profile gets posted claiming they got it from Kiki/Kota's favorite gossip hole, PULL.
Again, posted quick and dirty, and shortly after this was when Kiki went back to FL & pretended Taku went to Disney with her.
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Here you go! Her cringey Worldfriends profile.
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Here's where Kiki claimed to get scouted, which was right in line with her dating profiles getting leaked. Notice Kota's reply can be taken multiple ways if she knows Kiki is escorting for sone kind of entertainment deal like she did.
How to link posts from old threads?? I'm reading a Kiki thread that has a LOT of Danny info and receipts. It has Danny's diary entry about breaking up with Kiki (his side of it) and a post from a friend of the family who knew info on the whole situation.
Cathy and Kiki lied to Danny that she was 17 when they met, so him being a pedo who chases "12 year olds" was all Kiki bullshit. He almost broke up with her and moved home over it but his home life wasn't good so he stayed, until the bedbug infestation and Kiki's histrionics became too much.
The post also says that Kiki had a restraining order against Danny, so that the night they lured him to the mall & she jumped out to surprise him in front of the police which is why he ran, NOT because the cops were eager af to catch him selling come to a fakeb"12 year old he wanted to fuck". Kiki and Cathy lired him to the mall to meet someone else, Kiki jumped out when the cops showed up, and Danny ran because of the RO. Cops don't just hauk off and chase teenagers on sight unless they've actually done something, but if Kiki popped out being 14 with an RO against Danny and Cathy was there screaming that he raped her, he would get chased for that.
Seriously there's so much info I forgot about, like I can't believe I forgot Kiki lied about being 17 to get with Danny- she always made it seem like he knew she was 14 and pursued her because of it, when really he ghosted her for 2 days bc of it. He wasn't a pedo, he was an immature teen from a bad home who made the mistake of giving a shit about a soulless twat.
Kek at all the lies that contradict themselves.
>Have you lived Overseas? For How Long?>Japan multiple times for a few months
>I would Like Travelling To…>Japan
This must have pissed Kota off and that's why she tipped us off not once but twice!
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Danny's side of things: >>>/pt/120342
Cespedes family friend's POV of the situation: >>>/pt/120345
There's also several screencaps from the police reports over the incident that have details that have been long forgotten, pics of her 3 Tokyo bondage fairy hooker outfits she wore for months, the pepper spray and knife she bragged about carrying illegally, her claim of being scouted, claims of being groped, harassed in "university", the Pisscab Saga, forcing Taku's restaurant staff to rewash their utensils before making her food, fucking Fangophilia and recording him drunk in bed without his consent, the Jackotass sketches, and so so much more.
Here's all the 2015 Japan saga Kiki threads:
"KIRA KIRA PRINCESS FROM MARS"
(June 2015, Part 1)>>>/pt/118665
(June 2015, Part 2) >>>/pt/127490
(July 2015) >>>/pt/137479
(August 2015, Part 1)>>>/pt/152604
(August 2015, Part 2)>>>/pt/166812
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ok but I want to see how it looks irl with her nose, long face etc.
Is there any picture taken at the salon or the hairdresser's Instagram? Nope.
I'm no stranger to girls posting revealing pics on insta and shit, but Kiki just gives off a weird vibe.
AND there's the issue with tagging a professional hairdresser. Like, c'mon. Put on a shirt for this one
Her lies were on overdrive during this time but yes, if it did happen, it was when she was dressed like a hooker standing around waiting to be noticed. It wasn't going to be for modeling work because none ever materialized from this little story of hers. Kota's non-reaction also suggests she knew.
It also wouldn't have happened if she was going places with a guy. IIRC she was with one most of the time.
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She posted the pics on her Instagram feed, but I think this one gives some idea on how it looks IRL.
Makes her face look 5x longer. since it's cheekbone length and turned towards her face, it naturally brings attention to her nose. Also, she's the only human being that manages to have a 5head, thanks to the baby bangs.
GOSH I wish we could see this haircut under WalMart lights.
I honestly don’t think there’s anything terribly wrong with her nose but it just emphasizes her already narrow face shape and narrow lips. She would look better with a few plumper features on her face, like cheeks, lips, or slightly wider nostrils/nose bridge, but she’s just narrow all over including her body. It gives a hawk-like appearance. All that on top of her eyes that she bugs out in pictures to make them look bigger. Some ppl on this thread say that her nose is humped but I don’t think it’s terribly humped.
Her previous hair parted in the center just drew attention to her narrow lines and now her teenage weeb hime cut literally points straight at her nose, but at least it covers her narrow face and non existent cheek bones.
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She does it with outfits too. she either sees herself in a completely different way or just likes looking haggard
Pic related: queen of scraping any appraisal that comes her way
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Agreed, and there's a lot of pretty girls with big noses but… there's something with her face that gives off weird vibes. i might be biased.
pic: felt like digging it and picturing that face with the hime haircut with her current makeup and fashion choices walking around LA, looking for dates, trying to manifest Corey Pattakos back.
Her nose is just bjg for her face, a hairstyle with volume and layers would do wonders for her, but her hardon for long elf hair guarantees she'll always have an unflattering style for her long, sallow face. She reminds me of one of the ghoulish character sketches from those Are You Afraid of the Dark
books with the frizzy, flat, pin-straight long brown hair and crazy bug eyes & collarbones poking out.
Maybe the real reason Kiki is so anti-PS is because deep down she knows she still wouldn't turn out like she thinks she looks. The best she can do in reality is to just pretend she looks the way she thinks she does Dakota Rose style.>>840637
She's just lurking and posting vague shit about music and anime as well, it makes me think she's gonna try some kind of Japanese weebpunk music comeback… at 28 years old.
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(New IG story but not really milk so I saged this comment)
I get the feeling that Kiki is the kind of person who revisits past memories to write fanfics about herself or romanticize her trauma under the guise of introspection/acceptance. In reality she’s torturing herself and can’t let go, she’s too wrapped up in being Kiki Kannibal and everything that came with it
She realized how bad her new haircut looks.>>840812
Must suck going from the most popular attention grabbing e-girl in the mid 2000s to a literal who cat lady begging with terf
She wasn't the
most popular, she barely ranked on her own. The bulk of her "popularity" was either Myspace friendwhoring or secondhand envy from being a starfucker with sleazy parents who let her and kota slink backstage with Blood on the Dance Floor and took pics sitting in their laps, and sticking Kiki with whoever had online popularity like Danny. She was never an icon in her own right, she was a dramacow or a tagalong. Most people hated her personally and just wanted her shameless, obsessive parents who funded and pushed her desire for online fame since puberty.