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No. 818510

Since the last one postlocked right as Sperg-chan started posting again, this shall be the new Kiki Kannibal thread.

A few little updates since the last thread:

>usual manic cycling between being OTT horny&bitter, posting elaborate and detailed rape fantasies, desperately clinging to her scene phase pics and shaking her ass on cam

>made a long, graphicly detailed (and hilariously false) Halloween post completely rewriting the story re: her and Danny and the alleged rape
>also casually reposting her old Stickam videos of her chimping out in full scene makeup andher underwear, claiming she was labelled a 'coquettish Lolita' and that pedos creeping on poor, innocent Kirsten just trying to make friends her own age is what ruined her life, not her own greed, ego, and entitlement
>Anons in the thread point out that Kiki and Danny had less of an age gap than she and Kota, suddenly she drops it and doesn't mention it again as she starts posting her love & light positivity more often while also trying to casually goad Kota into interacting with her online (and failing)
>Kaka posted IG stories of her and Kooter dancing like idjits with light sticks in Orlando, confirming Koots is no longer in Japan during the latest Covid travel ban
>pics & vids she posts confirm that neither of them has really "matured" their sense of humor in almost a decade, complete with wild flailing and screeching in public gracefully captured on video by Cathy(?)
>Kiki also goes from being a precious, pitiful victim who believes all abusers should be exposed, no matter how rich or famous they are, to using the Armie Hammer cannibalism drama for clout by retweeting picrel
>anons speculate about where she lives, as she still posts content featuring her LA bedroom despite confirmation that she at least was in Orlando recently for an event
>aside from all that, our sperg queen has been quietly posting stories to IG while stalking Twitter for any use of her scene pics to RT, in her usual rollercoaster pattern of highs and lows. I recommend using an anon IG story viewer for anyone who wants to look but doesn't follow her so keeks can't see who is and possibly stalk you. Beware the Sperg.

Twitter @mmmkikikannibal
Instagram @mmmkikikannibal
Youtube @mmmkikikannibal
(If anyone has links to other accounts she still posts on just lmk)

No. 818553

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Thanks op. I’ll just share some caps from her latest cringe ig post. Unremarkable white woman still thinks it’s hysterical and sew le quirky desu to dance like Napoleon Dynamite in 2021.

No. 818554

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>says the week she spent with her sister had tantalizing highs

No. 818555

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>wants to be desired while talking about probiotics

No. 818566

Is this a sheer top she's going free titty under?

No. 818572

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She has a new victim/potential rapist… or could this be the same "hottie Bugatti" she was crying over last year?

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No. 818577

She's wearing the blouse for a drindl. It looks not only cheap, but absolutely ridiculous.

No. 818579

Right, well I was more pointing out the obvious nipples going on in her vids, especially since she keeps gesturing toward them and wiggling her fingers over her nips while she flails. Hell, in the pic posted here you could outline her silhouette in the screenshot jist by turning up your screen brightness.

No. 818584

Absolutely no style or sex appeal in sight

No. 818585

I just noticed that the front of the bike and Kiki's helmet are numbered, could this be something like a scenic Venice Beach motorcycle ride-along she paid for and posted pics of trying to act like she has real, living males interested in her?

No. 818586

Why does she write so strangely? She's never talking about any one thing in particular. Everything she says and types is a constant stream of consciousness. Vexing.

If that's her breasts we're seeing, there sure isn't much to look at.

No. 818592

Kiki's mentality is like she lives her life standing beside herself, watching and guiding herself to do and say things that she thinks other people will find cool and deep and meaningful, but to sane people she just sounds and looks batshit/on drugs.

No. 818595

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She posted this on her story. Aside from the constant recycling of her dancing in her bedroom like the loser she is, here we can see she thinks her tits will give her attention her face couldn’t possibly garner and also that she believes nobody will notice that crusty lipliner mustache, apparently

No. 818599

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Resorting to covert nipslips for views? That actually makes perfect sense, considering this set she posted >>818555

Looking at her IG stories, she's back to posting sad, bitter memes that seem like she may have got pump n dumped again.

No. 818644

It's a replica of a Valentino Rossi helmet, his race # is 46.

No. 818690

Ok? If anything, that makes it seem more like a rental ride she's trying to make look like a new boytoy (despite moto guy not being AZN).

No. 818710


Looks like the "how things started" pic from a gore before and after meme.

No. 818764

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Another IG story from earlier; wonder what this could be referencing?

No. 818766

Does she have a towel stuffed in the top of that hemlet??

No. 818769

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I thought you were joking. But no, there is actually a towel stuffed in her helmet. Why???

No. 818787

Google says you can sometimes wear a rag or knit cap to make a loose helmet fit more snug, but with that being a whole ass towel and how low her face is showing through the front, my guess is this is the best she could do to make it work for the pic- but no way would any rider worth a shit let her ride with a helmet that is so obviously too big, it wouldn't do much for her in an accident but make the mess easier for EMTs to clean up (bc towel included kek).

This was probably a photo opt, which could be why she's barely touching him, and why the guy has the "pls send halp" eyes.

No. 818842

Aw I love when people do king gestures for sped women <3 so nice of that man taking her on a ride around the block <3

No. 818883

It means nothing, she has no friends and the only social contact that she engages in besides pestering Kota is having sex with men off tinder

No. 818904

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Keeks trying to make it seem like she's ever worked a single day in her life.

Maybe it's about Kota, it wouldn't be the first time she's vaguely hinted at spilling tea on her sister.

No. 818924

She does harbor tons of jealous resentment toward her. It isn’t like Kota’s life is completely depressing the way that Kiki’s is. At this point, Dakota seems content. She’s managing her weight, stays off socials, and it appears she’s finally accepted her face which is a big thing for her. Meanwhile, well… we have enough threads documenting Kiki’s failures.

No. 819032

Any idea which rental service it might be?

I'd love for a motorcyclefag to analyze this.

No. 819066

This had to be a tinder hookup, no bike rental shop that is insured would ever allow her to ride with a towel stuffed in an improperly fitted hemlet. If she rode around like that it was privately bc some fuckboi wanted to show off for a low effort lay. Otherwise, Kiki's thirsty ass would have tagged the shop or the guy.

No. 819077

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Pretty sure it’s just the guy Kiki referred to as a “hotty bugatti merman” in that extremely manic video where she kept trying to pose like a model and was pretending she was on a motorcycle.


Btw the motorcycle photo is the first picture of her with another person on her ig since February 2017, and that was just a fan pic with Willam Dafoe.

No. 819149

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Sage for kinda old, but I found it funny that Kiki still hasn't changed at all:

Her Twitter crosspost from December about being left out used some art by another IG user that she tagged on IG, but not on Twitter. It was just funny to me how the queen of selfishness can't even properly credit the artists whose work she uses to pad her enlightened empath persona. Even on IG, she placed the tag where it's hard to see on both pics.

Artist is @jeffreythelin on Twitter, @tevleen

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No. 819426

Is Kiki the only cow we’ve had who has literally never had a single friend? I’m blown away by that glaring red flag alone. I imagine she’s still here sperging everyday still, at this point just because she has nothing else to do.

No. 819469


someone give that girl some vitamin and nutrients stat. That lifeless, flat hair is tragic.

No. 819472

Kiki changed her entire Halloween rape story post, and it looks like she removed all the comments continuing the story past the caption which she updated with her accurate age. Comparing the current caption with the caps from the last thread, she edited it according to everything that was posted in the last thread. I wonder, what would it actually take to prove kaka lurks here, aside from the fact that she and her sister both have had years-long proven histories of deleting and changing things as soon as they are posted anonymously? And another thought I had- back in the day, the Ostrengas avoided a lawsuit over their role in Danny's death by filing bankruptcy (the Cespedes family were PISSED), but could they possibly have a case for all the lies Kiki has published slandering Danny and lyinf about dates and ages and timelines? Kiki's Halloween rape fanfic claims Danny took her virginity when he "held her down and raped her", but I remember there was an actual police report mentioning Cathy collecting their used condoms, as well as mentioning they lived and slept together with Kiki's parent's permission. Isn't claiming this rape story as true, in any sense, slandering a dead man? I doubt Danny's family has much online presence so I doubt they would randomly come across her claims, nor do I believe they would want to look her up or keep tabs on her after so long, but still. Kiki still trying to claim Danny was a violent rapist when it was proven before he even died that their relationship was both sexual AND consensual and approved by her parents feels like a crime somehow, since she only posts that shit when she needs attention afterna pump n dump or when kota won't reply to her mentions.

No. 819475


Lurk more. Kaka was outted posting hundreds of times in previous threads.

No. 819476

I know that, I was here for the Sperg-chan invasion and reveal. I've also been here since then for all the anons claiming they both outgrew the site. I wasn't asking if, I was asking what would be needed aside from her editing herself based on lc posts would prove it.

No. 819483

It's againts her religion or is she still a vegan?

No. 819500

Kiki was never really vegan, anon. She was caught lying at least a dozen times over the years about her speshul expensive whole foods shit and imported snacks from Japan being vegan when they weren't. She's an exclusionary vegan at most, meaning she calls whatever she assumes is meat/dairy/egg free at a glance "vegan". She's just anorexic and calling it something else.

No. 819568

>I wonder, what would it actually take to prove kaka lurks here
We don’t need it. It’s obvious and it’s been obvious. Even upthread you can see posts that she obviously made. She clears her cookies now, but we all know she’s still here and that’s good enough. Still obsessed with Taylor R. Given just how sad and pathetic she is, almost thirty and has never had a single friendship in her life, I’m confident she is also the sperg who used to constantly try to shoehorn Dakota being a prostitute. Bitch is psycho. All you have to do is go through her post history and connect the dots—you’d be crazy to give her the benefit of the doubt.

No. 819815

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Kaka posted a story of her videochatting with someone showing her a squirrel in their yard, possibly Kooters? Though idk how she would have gotten around the recent travel ban to return to Japan after being in Orlando recently.

No. 819819

How do we know this isn't in a backyard in Florida? I posted in Kota's thread that I had a theory their parent's downsized homes which could explain Kaka's new room she's always in. Possibly why she only ever films/takes pics there and nowhere else. Maybe Kaka is at her bf's house face-timing home or… This is an old screenshot she posted. Also, isn't it winter in Japan while it looks warm in that video screenshot?

No. 819825


You seem confused about what the word 'prove' means, tinfoil-chan.

No. 819887

Different anon but you seem confused about the point of this site? Why do we need to “prove” absolutely anything when anyone with half a brain who reads here knows exactly what Kaka’s doing?

No. 819939

>t. spergchan

No. 819944

But she was definitely in LA around the time she moved into that new room and got with Bobby, and she's still in that same room.

Maybe Scott and Cathy divorced, Cathy moved into a smaller house after selling the huge one mama Tierney willed her (their childhood home), and Kiki moved to LA with Scott. He had a good job in IT and there have been posts in past threads mentioning that he may have silicon valley job connections there. Maybe Kiki is in LA with her dad and Kota is riding out the travel ban in Florida with Cathy.

No. 819968

Cathy wouldn’t leave Scott tho he’s the one with the job.

No. 820026

But maybe Scott would dump dependa Cathy, and no way he could move to LA without leechy Kiki coming with him.

No. 820318

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Kiki somehow managed to exclude herself from anonymous IG viewers, she has a new story up yet the 5 I just tried to view then with all say she has no stories in the last 24 hours. Is there a way to do that now??

>Sneeky Kiki

No. 820321

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This one usually works for when insta-stories is down.

No. 820334

Lol she can’t do that, I’m sure she wishes she could however. A lot of the times when one server is down so are most of them, if not all. The best ones tend to disappear after a few months too, so you can’t rely on any one viewer site anyways.

No. 821268

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She probably has rabbies

No. 821269

opossums usually have a body temperature too low to carry rabies. I know this was probably a joke but it wasn't a very good one.

No. 821283


No. 821403

There’s something deeply wrong with her but we all know that already

No. 821411

Aw damn :(

No. 821416

This is why nobody likes Kiki. She posts pointless shit that ends up just being mento-illness porn for pickmes and their simps. If she wants followers and shit, she needs to actually post something other than her selfies and manic sperging/crying/eyefucking herself. Her entire SM is just a shrine to her self-worship because she never posts anything anyone can relate to- just Spergchan, all the time.

No. 821438

It’s been said a thousand times before but she’s beyond any reform. She’s going to baby Jane until the day she dies.

No. 821572


Most likely not a rental because of the racing number. Ducati's are usually super expensive (his is a ~2010 or so bike) AGB helmets and Dainese jackets/gloves that he's wearing are too. I'm surprised he spent all this money on accessories but still wears skinny jeans (which are super uncomfortable to ride in) and no riding boots lmao. I'm also surprised he hasn't changed the cans or the tail either, that's usually the first thing people change on every bike. If he were to crash his jeans would rip like paper and he would suffer from some serious road rash, no doubt he rides a bike for image more than anything (Most people who buy Ducatis do kek) but it does seem like he visits the track often because his tires are pretty fucking cooked. Laughing my ass off with how ridiculous that helmet looks on her. As previous anons have said, it's obviously way too big for her and it's totally his old helmet because it would be too big on most women. That jacket is GOD AWFUL as well, it makes her look pregnant lmao.

No. 821683

Amazing, thank you anon for this rundown. This explains her meltdown over being dumped by him even though he's just probably cycling through chicks on tinder.

I cringe at the thought of her asking someone to take a pic for her insta, only to latergram it.

No. 821734

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She tries really hard with these captions.

No. 821739

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Minor, but that dark indentation/crease near her nose/inner eye looks strange, as if her nasal bridge curves inward and then suddenly widens. I can't tell if it's an actual shadow or some weird thing she was attempting with makeup.

No. 821763

whoa so she actually got full bangs and is wearing her hair pulled back. it's a mild improvement until you read her word salad captions.

No. 821775

Wish she’d wear some blush and do something about her lifeless fleshy lips but it’s already taken this long to get even a mild improvement and she’s a babushka now, so.

No. 821909

She deleted the pic of her and the guy on the motorcycle, I wonder why?

No. 821920

Once again, no photos with other human beings on her feed. It has to be her boring, washed out face front and center at all times. Bumping only because this spam is reminding me of when Kiki used to spam to bury her thread.

No. 822035

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She’s so weird

No. 822054

Does she have any other white blouses other than this one?

No. 822110

Why does Kiki’s thread keep getting bumped down? I wonder

No. 822123

Probably because she’s boring, washed up and the milk is drying.

No. 822124

Couldn’t have possibly been referring to the influx of spam bringing ages old threads to the surface today specifically now could I?

No. 822129

That implies hers was the only one bumped down.

Not related to Keekz but it’s almost refreshing in a nostalgic way to see the old lolcows. I forgot about Amor Hilton.

No. 822131

>dirty mirror with smears on it
>lifeless, stringy hair
>cryptkeeper hands
Looking great as always.

No. 822144

Funny how she's posting pics from other parts of her place after it was mentioned here that she only posts from the one room

Also that shirt is fucking hideous

No. 822212

I bet someone tagged him and he asked her to remove it.

>so much garbage on the floor

Is this in the family Florida home?

No. 822220

Lol, she deleted it because anon deflated the obviously fake fantasy she was trying to curate with that pic: >>821572

Kiki doesn't react much to being shit on and insulted herself, but any and every male she posts to her social media gets deleted as soon as everyone finds out she's just a temporary cockwarmer. The ONE successful relationship she had ahe never posted, and ended it by claiming Bobby Hatanaka (what happened tp him, BTW??) raped her in her sleep.

No. 822242

That literally looks like a ghouls hand

No. 822295

He has 2 IG profiles now, a public and a private one, and the public one looks like a random mashup of him trying to be a male model, plus one clip of him lip-synching to a rap song while eyefucking himself just like Kiki likes to. I see why they were together for so long- he seems like an Asian male Kaka sans the crazy- but I'm really curious why they broke up if he's okay with her leaving up the caption where she claimed he raped her in her sleep?

No. 822309

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She has 22 ig stories up right now and they’re all passive aggressive infographic quotes whining about men

No. 822563

That must mean "Hottie Bugatti Ducati" got tired of her & now she has to project her shit onto men. Poor Kaka, too stupid to realize no man wants to baby a self-worshipping nutcase who is a sinkhole of emotional labor and executive dysfunction.

No. 822602

Hotti Ducatti was out of the picture months ago, she’s just a psycho

No. 823188

Not even gonna watch them, but I assume it’s more victim complex schizophrenia shit.

No. 826016

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Home girl is going through an schizo episode again

No. 826017

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No. 826018

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No. 826019

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And this in the comments because instagram limits schizo rants on captions

No. 826042


She looks/ this reads like she is fucking high.

No. 826054

she sure does make a lot of verbose pseudointellectual posts for a very average, uninteresting 28-year-old who has had an uneventful life and done nothing notable since they were a teenager

No. 826092

Does she think this word salad is going to get her a book deal or something? It’s hilarious.

No. 826155

Kiki's behavior and history has always suggested at least weed use, I wouldn't be surprised if she got into psychedelics in Cali like all those stream-of-consciousness hippie burnouts do. Either that, or her meds got adjusted and are wreaking havoc on her brain… Or, she got pumped and dumped again & is starting to slowly become aware of the fact that she's not the hot shit she believes, and that she attracts shit bc of it. I smell a new persona on the horizon.

No. 826159

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The ego stroke

No. 826183

I get the feeling she might be manic or hypo manic too, always picking up and dropping new hobbies. Right now it’s self insert fanfic writing. Before it was music, fitness, getting in internet fights etc

No. 826235

Well at least she's not obsessed with looking perfect in pics any more…?

No. 826253

she 100% thinks she looks hot af in that pic

No. 826266

oh you know she spent a good amount of time concealing her tucan bean

No. 826280

she looks trans in those pics. adams apple ass

No. 826287

Love that back-handed compliment, anon.

No. 826418

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This thread's image is so relevant

No. 826419

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"matcha cacao and sex don't do it for me anymore, so I'm fishing for internet compliments"

No. 826430

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Kiki it’s called too much free time, go volunteer for those vegan organizations or a farm that you’re so fucking passionate about

No. 826443

>someone in Dakota's thread posts a bunch of arguments for her being stuck in FL
>Kiki starts posting again worshipping herself instead of her usual schizoid projection or sad sack selflove bullshit

hmm… I like it.

No. 826460

"Who is Kiki Kannibal?" is what most people who hear the name "Kiki Kannibal" in 2021 will ask.

No. 826515

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They also stopped following each other

No. 826580

They haven't been following each other for almost a year now, anon. I think the last time they mutually unfollowed was documented in the last thread but idr.

No. 826633

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Probably does >>826092

She published a fucking recipes e-book and charging $12 for it

No. 826634

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I'm baffled

No. 826644

wonder how long this will stay up

No. 826666

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This is the actual fucking cover of her ebook. It looks like a bad vaporware graphic, you can't read shit

No. 826669

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I thought these were just bad graphics for the book but now I'm kinda wondering if… The book looks like this. Like, is it an actual page? With THAT don't? OVER THAT BACKGROUND?

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Either way, I really wonder if the pages actually look like this. If so, hilarious.

No. 826672

>Kiki's go to almond mylk
>Kiki's to go almond mylk

No. 826706

>these were the wild dogs that ripped through the villages of my body and mind
Oh my fucking god

No. 826710

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Just documenting. Love that Kiki took a break from sperging in her sister’s thread and posting cp to try to get lc taken down long enough to update us on her delusional antics <3 so charitable of her

No. 826712

Are you supposed to talk about yourself and use “i” in impersonal cookbooks. Also she can just write what almond milk it is, assuming it’s store bought

No. 826715

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Also vague theory, but do you ever think Kiki posts such bizarre things in Dakota’s thread to keep her “trauma bonded” to her? I think she does it because she’s angry she’s now more of a cow than her sister. What will her sister have in common if Dakota isn’t a victim with her? What would she have to talk about with her sister and isolate with her if she’s happy and has moved on with her life? What better way to lovebomb her and get attention from her than by bonding over having so many fat jelly haters?

No. 826716

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No. 826728

I don't know if it's supposed to be impersonal, but it should keep the same tone during the whole thing

So if she's gonna use "I/me", then drop "Kiki's to go/go to mylk" for just "milk (I use xyz)".

No. 826761

The whole design is so overworked and gaudy, it’s gonna look as tacky as her scene phase in the years to come, especially for someone who wants to look like a timeless baby cherub

No. 826764

It's only in ebook form, she isn't offering a printed copy, but yeah, all the pages look like this. It's free if you get the Kindle Unlimited trial but don't waste your time. It's fucking lazy and pointless, literally every smoothie "recipe" ever is the same:

- bananas
- mylk
- some expensive fruit that's only sold at the foreign grocery store on the bad side of town and definitely just tastes like water

Spend nearly an hour prepping the ingredients, guzzle it down in <5 minutes, then spend twenty minutes cleaning the fucking blender. Realize you just consumed an entire meal's worth of calories in the most disappointing way possible

No. 826788

Shit, even if it's just in e-book form, this design is so tacky and unreadable(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 826815

This sounds absolutely disgusting.

>>826712 It sounds like she makes her own since she refers to it as ‘her almond mylk recipe’ in >>826671

No. 827107


Even if this goes viral as a joke mocking her, it would still blow up her ego so much. I can see this becoming anothee failed Ostrenga project that gets laughed at in the future. But it does make me wonder, maybe Dakota is/was quietly working on publishing something online in Japan? The one and only time Kiki ever does anything in the real world is when Dakota can't for whatever reason.

No. 827183

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Her ego is probably blown then. Welcome to the writer Kiki era.

No. 827184

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nice shoop to make it look like a "bestseller".

No. 827185

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No. 827186

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also, the design of that ebook cover is atrocious.

No. 827205

It's funny how she still uses her legal name as her pen name, but titled the book "Kiki Kannibal Blender Magic", because she can't ever let the 15 minutes of Myspace fame she had in the late 2000s go. She can't let go of it even if it's an unrelated book about blender recipes she's publishing nearly 15 years after that point of her life.

You're almost 30, Kirsten. Maybe it's time to understand that you aren't a teenage scene girl anymore, and that dancing in front of your laptop webcam for social media doesn't substitute for not having a job.

No. 827214

Kaka clapping to herself for a fake #1 shoop and her horrendous cover art that everyone glancing at it will think hard pass. Summarizes her life.

Normalfag vegans looking for recipes might run into this on amazon, only to be confused by the dated illegible design and the name "Kannibal" to boot.

No. 827230

ooohh boy, I can't believe she fucking shooped that
I looked up the first/second release shit so…
> #1 New release means it has beaten the #2 New release and its now #1 New release. Or, it was #2 and the current #1 sold out, or… retired and the #2 is now the #1.

According to >>827186 her atrocious looking cover is #5. Embarrassing. also, not even going into the name, just compare this cover to the other ones. I understand the need to make your book standout but this looks ridiculous

No. 827258

>#1 release
In case any of you have forgotten how batshit psycho she is

No. 827304

>Due to it's large size, this book may take longer to download

Classic Ostrenga- huge files that kill your device. Why?? And how the hell do they store their archives of massive files?

No. 827352

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Every page took a while to dl on my phone even with a decent connection, I guess Kiki’s idea of a book is a huge PSD for every page.
Nothing is worth posting, every page is the same boring crap as >>826764 described.

No. 827357

This looks like those obituary life cards black churches give out at funerals about the dead person life. All that’s missing is a small pic of her with angel wings in the top middle. This is so fucking hilarious.

No. 827381


Anon this is the funniest thing I've ever read on lolcow, fucking bless you

No. 827383

No. 827450

Shoop savvy anons, please make a kiki-kannibal-blender-magic style obit for her scene persona omfg. in memoriam of the future she sacrificed for any scrap of quick attention she could get.

No. 827548

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She should have made fans.

No. 827584

Is there even a single photo of the actual finished product or no? I don’t think I’ve ever see a recipe book with no photos of food/drink.

No. 827586

Does she even still (as in, does her father still pay) own the copyright of Kiki Kannibal? Bet he bankrolled this recipe obit shitfest as well.

No. 827588

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No. 827648

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No. 827974

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She was live on instagram apparently. Either way, big Heaven's Gate energy.

No. 827993

She's got the "terrible attempt at cutting my own bangs during quarantine" hairstyle on point.

No. 827997

How is it possible that her hair looks worse than ever?
Also still sticking to the same make-up style for what… 10 years now?

No. 828000

I don't know how she fucked up so bad. The makeup and bangs look ok here >>826710
She looks crazier. If you watch the videos, her eyes look bulging.

No. 828105

she's just going full girl, interrupted. it's her aesthetic.

Did anyone actually manage to listen to whatever she was rambling about?

No. 828140

It looks a lot like Dakota's old makeup when she debuted in Japan, meanwhile, the bangs seem like TaylorR's too-short bangs.

No. 828311

She pretty much realized that she allows herself to be abused, and it’s because she has low self esteem. It seems like she cut her bangs in an attempt to regain control.

No. 828393

Pretty sure she just cut her bangs because she watched Girl Interrupted during a manic episode

No. 828416


I thought she was babbling about the abuser not having self-love, so that's why they treat and abuse others. And the victim doesn't have self-love so they allow this kind of treatment.

Aka she's going on about BS that doesn't make sense and isn't qualified to talk about.

No. 829016

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No. 829017

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OF COURSE she believes in manifesting, OF COURSE

No. 829020

yes, amazing powers of manifesting a big piece of furniture people in every city are giving away free on craigslist

No. 829070

I'm going to bite and say that despite her faux self-deprecation with the caption implying she's the Pale Man, if I didn't know anything about Kiki or who this was and I saw this photo, I'd think she looked nice.
Funny how she's clinging to Dakota's makeup.

No. 829071

Oh look, yet another hobby for her to immediately give up on…

No. 829099


No. 829101

She's so strung out. Maybe she's hoping Dakota's makeup will manifest her a career

No. 829102

To think she actually released music and had somewhat of poor suckers willing to listen to it and she just… Dropped it.

Wouldn't be surprised. manifestation is about manifesting the feeling of having something, and just by this feeling and visualization, such thing will become true

No. 829116


Oof I have to disagree. Those Taylor bangs were tragic (but she knows lol).
I actually think Kiki looks so much better with the bangs. It offsets how stringy and thin her hair is. And I’ve always liked her eye makeup and she’s got some nice lashes…but unfortunately she just looks best under filters and lighting. It doesn’t translate well into real life imagery (which we saw in her short films and that tabloid esq Walmart photo).

No. 829120

Baby bangs are a… Meticulous art.

These baby bangs are waaaayyy different from this atrocity >>827974

No. 829469

she dropped it because she got exposed for ripping off other artists. almost every song she claimed as her own was made by someone else. i think the russian dj that got tipped off might've threatened to sue or got the song taken down with a copyright claim. once her sources were found she forgot all about her music career to become an actor. if she continued to put out music anything about it would've been overwhelmed with calling her out for the music she stole and profited from. there was no way to keep making music and gracefully save face for being a thief so it was never spoken of again.

No. 829493

insane how she’s such a lazy failure that she can’t even attempt anything on her own. Not music (stolen), not acting (bought a role for 5k), not clothing or jewelry (lilkitten didn’t even last a week right?) etc

No. 829586

Wasn't the jewellery and clothing just stuff dropshipped from China too?

I wonder what her parents think at this stage, they truly believed their kids could do no wrong and funded the delusions.

No. 829863

Some of it was especially during the lilkitten era but when she was trying to be indie couture she had actual designer pieces she marked up real high. She was delusional and probably thought because she sold $100 diamonds and bats people would pay anything to buy from her. Problem with that is her diamond necklaces were niche pieces that were a big part of scene. You weren't shit if you didn't have a Trashy Life cupcake or one of Kiki's necklaces. They were bought up by kids who didn't know any better with permissive parents just like Scott and Cathy. When the higher priced pieces didn't sell she just went full cheapskate and started reselling Taobao knockoffs. Always taking the easy way.

No. 830001

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Kiki has a new fuckboy.

No. 830002

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Welp, that was fast!

No. 830005

What is this weird comparing skintones photo…?

No. 830032

lol yeah definitely, nobody buys a fucking Rossi-themed helmet for their passenger. It's clearly his old helmet. If he does go to track he's trash at it, hella chicken strips on that rear tire.

No. 830036

damn, couple of blonde gorillas, those are some hairy fuckin arms

No. 830039

I COULD understand if it was something like "haha after x mins in the sun! He tans so easily"

If he's a fuck boy… Can't wait for the "I'm going to cure myself after a toxic relationship" instagram post in a week.

What about the 50-min yt videos, btw? She dropped those because writing fanfiction about herself on instagram is easier?

No. 830112

Because she has yellow fever.
If he's white, then she's probably doing to show her uwu pure Lily white fairy skin.

No. 830179


KEK only 7 hours? Did she even fuck this one before she decided he was the toxic one I wonder? Lowkey I feel like Kiki just scares guys off then acts like she was the one who dumped them bc of some vague, arbitrary nitpick sane people are willing to work around/talk through.

No. 830182

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Oop, I should have looked before posting. Could this be him? He seems rather white and old for Kaka, especially with that 70s porn 'stache… maybe she's taking a page from kooter's book 10 years too late and latching onto older men? They already have matching bangs.

No. 830189

Bob had a similar mustache. maybe she's way into insufferable hipsters (you know the type, to get a mullet and/or use this 70s mustache ironically).

Can't WAIT until she decides to falsely accuse him of being toxic.

also, confirmed she just wanted to show off her uwu white skin

No. 830194

Her and kota HARDCORE fangirl over Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson(?), I guess weirdo ugly older men are their rype thabks to their pervy dad grooming them since puberty?

No. 830234

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He's into natural medicine and was apparently interested in acting at some point, truly a match made in heaven.


No. 830259

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Was his instagram always private, or only after he was outed here?

No. 830263

It was already private.

No. 830264

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girl making herself look like a haggard witch on purpose

No. 830275

I love a good roast of Kiki but I can’t pretend like that guy isn’t hot. That is not an ugly man.
Let’s see where she goes with it though.

No. 830305

I thought so too when I visited his backstage profile, wondered how she got a guy like that and… This shit… >>830234 is where I was like "oh makes sense"

Potential TREATMENT for Alzheimer's?
> The current overall evidence that Ginkgo has a predictable and clinically significant benefit for people with dementia or cognitive impairment therefore seems inconsistent and unreliable.

Of course this idiot would chase Kiki.

No. 830310

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$1000 to anyone who can fact check all of his bullshit videos. Not really though because there are so damn many and I can't even pick one to demonstrate how dumb it is.
I wonder whether Kiki's Blender Magic pdf 'book' idea came before him or whether he inspired her.


No. 830316

There are toxic compounds in mushrooms (including the ones he espouses the benefits of lmao), but they are destroyed with heat. It seems like he's angling to become a diet woo influencer. Keeks may have met her match; they're going to be a granola power couple.

No. 830327

Oh my god I didn’t even look into that video.
So a holistic hottie with a pseudo-medicinal god complex.
Coming from a science/medical background growing up, I gotta gag. It usually takes people with these beliefs longer to catch on to crazy, so maybe this one will last. Kikis pseudo-psychology earth goddess blabber probably hasn’t sparked any red flags for him.

No. 830347

File: 1617767433117.gif (593.16 KB, 500x234, 439903F8-F8C1-4A7C-B87E-AD2ED8…)

I know I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of this

No. 830349

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She's selling those at $13.13


No. 830350

“Big heaven’s gate energy” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read about her well done

No. 830366

It's so, so awful looking.

No. 830378

Pseudo-intellectual foreign guy who wanted tp be famous as well?

I see 2 things happening moving forward: kiki slowly adopts a new persona based around being an elven foodie healer babuska and starts aesthetically using some random European language depending on where this guy is from

No. 830379

He's not ugly, but hot is a reach. Remember how low the bar is for men, also that obnoxious 'stache is an abomination- I can barely see the rest of his face around it.

No. 830431

no, she will just claim this guy sexually assaulted her

No. 830465

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No. 830479

Why is she bitching about capitalism? She doesn't work and her parents pay for everything.

No. 830534

Those are the people that bitch the most. They squandered their privilege and it’s capitalism’s fault.

No. 830720

>He's into natural medicine
eww he's an anti vaxxer for sure

No. 831629


Has anyone posted this yet …? Many mentions of Kiki.

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