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No. 818510

Since the last one postlocked right as Sperg-chan started posting again, this shall be the new Kiki Kannibal thread.

A few little updates since the last thread:

>usual manic cycling between being OTT horny&bitter, posting elaborate and detailed rape fantasies, desperately clinging to her scene phase pics and shaking her ass on cam

>made a long, graphicly detailed (and hilariously false) Halloween post completely rewriting the story re: her and Danny and the alleged rape
>also casually reposting her old Stickam videos of her chimping out in full scene makeup andher underwear, claiming she was labelled a 'coquettish Lolita' and that pedos creeping on poor, innocent Kirsten just trying to make friends her own age is what ruined her life, not her own greed, ego, and entitlement
>Anons in the thread point out that Kiki and Danny had less of an age gap than she and Kota, suddenly she drops it and doesn't mention it again as she starts posting her love & light positivity more often while also trying to casually goad Kota into interacting with her online (and failing)
>Kaka posted IG stories of her and Kooter dancing like idjits with light sticks in Orlando, confirming Koots is no longer in Japan during the latest Covid travel ban
>pics & vids she posts confirm that neither of them has really "matured" their sense of humor in almost a decade, complete with wild flailing and screeching in public gracefully captured on video by Cathy(?)
>Kiki also goes from being a precious, pitiful victim who believes all abusers should be exposed, no matter how rich or famous they are, to using the Armie Hammer cannibalism drama for clout by retweeting picrel
>anons speculate about where she lives, as she still posts content featuring her LA bedroom despite confirmation that she at least was in Orlando recently for an event
>aside from all that, our sperg queen has been quietly posting stories to IG while stalking Twitter for any use of her scene pics to RT, in her usual rollercoaster pattern of highs and lows. I recommend using an anon IG story viewer for anyone who wants to look but doesn't follow her so keeks can't see who is and possibly stalk you. Beware the Sperg.

Twitter @mmmkikikannibal
Instagram @mmmkikikannibal
Youtube @mmmkikikannibal
(If anyone has links to other accounts she still posts on just lmk)

No. 818553

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Thanks op. I’ll just share some caps from her latest cringe ig post. Unremarkable white woman still thinks it’s hysterical and sew le quirky desu to dance like Napoleon Dynamite in 2021.

No. 818554

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>says the week she spent with her sister had tantalizing highs

No. 818555

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>wants to be desired while talking about probiotics

No. 818566

Is this a sheer top she's going free titty under?

No. 818572

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She has a new victim/potential rapist… or could this be the same "hottie Bugatti" she was crying over last year?

No. 818573

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No. 818577

She's wearing the blouse for a drindl. It looks not only cheap, but absolutely ridiculous.

No. 818579

Right, well I was more pointing out the obvious nipples going on in her vids, especially since she keeps gesturing toward them and wiggling her fingers over her nips while she flails. Hell, in the pic posted here you could outline her silhouette in the screenshot jist by turning up your screen brightness.

No. 818584

Absolutely no style or sex appeal in sight

No. 818585

I just noticed that the front of the bike and Kiki's helmet are numbered, could this be something like a scenic Venice Beach motorcycle ride-along she paid for and posted pics of trying to act like she has real, living males interested in her?

No. 818586

Why does she write so strangely? She's never talking about any one thing in particular. Everything she says and types is a constant stream of consciousness. Vexing.

If that's her breasts we're seeing, there sure isn't much to look at.

No. 818592

Kiki's mentality is like she lives her life standing beside herself, watching and guiding herself to do and say things that she thinks other people will find cool and deep and meaningful, but to sane people she just sounds and looks batshit/on drugs.

No. 818595

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She posted this on her story. Aside from the constant recycling of her dancing in her bedroom like the loser she is, here we can see she thinks her tits will give her attention her face couldn’t possibly garner and also that she believes nobody will notice that crusty lipliner mustache, apparently

No. 818599

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Resorting to covert nipslips for views? That actually makes perfect sense, considering this set she posted >>818555

Looking at her IG stories, she's back to posting sad, bitter memes that seem like she may have got pump n dumped again.

No. 818644

It's a replica of a Valentino Rossi helmet, his race # is 46.

No. 818690

Ok? If anything, that makes it seem more like a rental ride she's trying to make look like a new boytoy (despite moto guy not being AZN).

No. 818710


Looks like the "how things started" pic from a gore before and after meme.

No. 818764

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Another IG story from earlier; wonder what this could be referencing?

No. 818766

Does she have a towel stuffed in the top of that hemlet??

No. 818769

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I thought you were joking. But no, there is actually a towel stuffed in her helmet. Why???

No. 818787

Google says you can sometimes wear a rag or knit cap to make a loose helmet fit more snug, but with that being a whole ass towel and how low her face is showing through the front, my guess is this is the best she could do to make it work for the pic- but no way would any rider worth a shit let her ride with a helmet that is so obviously too big, it wouldn't do much for her in an accident but make the mess easier for EMTs to clean up (bc towel included kek).

This was probably a photo opt, which could be why she's barely touching him, and why the guy has the "pls send halp" eyes.

No. 818842

Aw I love when people do king gestures for sped women <3 so nice of that man taking her on a ride around the block <3

No. 818883

It means nothing, she has no friends and the only social contact that she engages in besides pestering Kota is having sex with men off tinder

No. 818904

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Keeks trying to make it seem like she's ever worked a single day in her life.

Maybe it's about Kota, it wouldn't be the first time she's vaguely hinted at spilling tea on her sister.

No. 818924

She does harbor tons of jealous resentment toward her. It isn’t like Kota’s life is completely depressing the way that Kiki’s is. At this point, Dakota seems content. She’s managing her weight, stays off socials, and it appears she’s finally accepted her face which is a big thing for her. Meanwhile, well… we have enough threads documenting Kiki’s failures.

No. 819032

Any idea which rental service it might be?

I'd love for a motorcyclefag to analyze this.

No. 819066

This had to be a tinder hookup, no bike rental shop that is insured would ever allow her to ride with a towel stuffed in an improperly fitted hemlet. If she rode around like that it was privately bc some fuckboi wanted to show off for a low effort lay. Otherwise, Kiki's thirsty ass would have tagged the shop or the guy.

No. 819077

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Pretty sure it’s just the guy Kiki referred to as a “hotty bugatti merman” in that extremely manic video where she kept trying to pose like a model and was pretending she was on a motorcycle.


Btw the motorcycle photo is the first picture of her with another person on her ig since February 2017, and that was just a fan pic with Willam Dafoe.

No. 819149

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Sage for kinda old, but I found it funny that Kiki still hasn't changed at all:

Her Twitter crosspost from December about being left out used some art by another IG user that she tagged on IG, but not on Twitter. It was just funny to me how the queen of selfishness can't even properly credit the artists whose work she uses to pad her enlightened empath persona. Even on IG, she placed the tag where it's hard to see on both pics.

Artist is @jeffreythelin on Twitter, @tevleen

No. 819150

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No. 819426

Is Kiki the only cow we’ve had who has literally never had a single friend? I’m blown away by that glaring red flag alone. I imagine she’s still here sperging everyday still, at this point just because she has nothing else to do.

No. 819469


someone give that girl some vitamin and nutrients stat. That lifeless, flat hair is tragic.

No. 819472

Kiki changed her entire Halloween rape story post, and it looks like she removed all the comments continuing the story past the caption which she updated with her accurate age. Comparing the current caption with the caps from the last thread, she edited it according to everything that was posted in the last thread. I wonder, what would it actually take to prove kaka lurks here, aside from the fact that she and her sister both have had years-long proven histories of deleting and changing things as soon as they are posted anonymously? And another thought I had- back in the day, the Ostrengas avoided a lawsuit over their role in Danny's death by filing bankruptcy (the Cespedes family were PISSED), but could they possibly have a case for all the lies Kiki has published slandering Danny and lyinf about dates and ages and timelines? Kiki's Halloween rape fanfic claims Danny took her virginity when he "held her down and raped her", but I remember there was an actual police report mentioning Cathy collecting their used condoms, as well as mentioning they lived and slept together with Kiki's parent's permission. Isn't claiming this rape story as true, in any sense, slandering a dead man? I doubt Danny's family has much online presence so I doubt they would randomly come across her claims, nor do I believe they would want to look her up or keep tabs on her after so long, but still. Kiki still trying to claim Danny was a violent rapist when it was proven before he even died that their relationship was both sexual AND consensual and approved by her parents feels like a crime somehow, since she only posts that shit when she needs attention afterna pump n dump or when kota won't reply to her mentions.

No. 819475


Lurk more. Kaka was outted posting hundreds of times in previous threads.

No. 819476

I know that, I was here for the Sperg-chan invasion and reveal. I've also been here since then for all the anons claiming they both outgrew the site. I wasn't asking if, I was asking what would be needed aside from her editing herself based on lc posts would prove it.

No. 819483

It's againts her religion or is she still a vegan?

No. 819500

Kiki was never really vegan, anon. She was caught lying at least a dozen times over the years about her speshul expensive whole foods shit and imported snacks from Japan being vegan when they weren't. She's an exclusionary vegan at most, meaning she calls whatever she assumes is meat/dairy/egg free at a glance "vegan". She's just anorexic and calling it something else.

No. 819568

>I wonder, what would it actually take to prove kaka lurks here
We don’t need it. It’s obvious and it’s been obvious. Even upthread you can see posts that she obviously made. She clears her cookies now, but we all know she’s still here and that’s good enough. Still obsessed with Taylor R. Given just how sad and pathetic she is, almost thirty and has never had a single friendship in her life, I’m confident she is also the sperg who used to constantly try to shoehorn Dakota being a prostitute. Bitch is psycho. All you have to do is go through her post history and connect the dots—you’d be crazy to give her the benefit of the doubt.

No. 819815

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Kaka posted a story of her videochatting with someone showing her a squirrel in their yard, possibly Kooters? Though idk how she would have gotten around the recent travel ban to return to Japan after being in Orlando recently.

No. 819819

How do we know this isn't in a backyard in Florida? I posted in Kota's thread that I had a theory their parent's downsized homes which could explain Kaka's new room she's always in. Possibly why she only ever films/takes pics there and nowhere else. Maybe Kaka is at her bf's house face-timing home or… This is an old screenshot she posted. Also, isn't it winter in Japan while it looks warm in that video screenshot?

No. 819825


You seem confused about what the word 'prove' means, tinfoil-chan.

No. 819887

Different anon but you seem confused about the point of this site? Why do we need to “prove” absolutely anything when anyone with half a brain who reads here knows exactly what Kaka’s doing?

No. 819939

>t. spergchan

No. 819944

But she was definitely in LA around the time she moved into that new room and got with Bobby, and she's still in that same room.

Maybe Scott and Cathy divorced, Cathy moved into a smaller house after selling the huge one mama Tierney willed her (their childhood home), and Kiki moved to LA with Scott. He had a good job in IT and there have been posts in past threads mentioning that he may have silicon valley job connections there. Maybe Kiki is in LA with her dad and Kota is riding out the travel ban in Florida with Cathy.

No. 819968

Cathy wouldn’t leave Scott tho he’s the one with the job.

No. 820026

But maybe Scott would dump dependa Cathy, and no way he could move to LA without leechy Kiki coming with him.

No. 820318

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Kiki somehow managed to exclude herself from anonymous IG viewers, she has a new story up yet the 5 I just tried to view then with all say she has no stories in the last 24 hours. Is there a way to do that now??

>Sneeky Kiki

No. 820321

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This one usually works for when insta-stories is down.

No. 820334

Lol she can’t do that, I’m sure she wishes she could however. A lot of the times when one server is down so are most of them, if not all. The best ones tend to disappear after a few months too, so you can’t rely on any one viewer site anyways.

No. 821268

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She probably has rabbies

No. 821269

opossums usually have a body temperature too low to carry rabies. I know this was probably a joke but it wasn't a very good one.

No. 821283


No. 821403

There’s something deeply wrong with her but we all know that already

No. 821411

Aw damn :(

No. 821416

This is why nobody likes Kiki. She posts pointless shit that ends up just being mento-illness porn for pickmes and their simps. If she wants followers and shit, she needs to actually post something other than her selfies and manic sperging/crying/eyefucking herself. Her entire SM is just a shrine to her self-worship because she never posts anything anyone can relate to- just Spergchan, all the time.

No. 821438

It’s been said a thousand times before but she’s beyond any reform. She’s going to baby Jane until the day she dies.

No. 821572


Most likely not a rental because of the racing number. Ducati's are usually super expensive (his is a ~2010 or so bike) AGB helmets and Dainese jackets/gloves that he's wearing are too. I'm surprised he spent all this money on accessories but still wears skinny jeans (which are super uncomfortable to ride in) and no riding boots lmao. I'm also surprised he hasn't changed the cans or the tail either, that's usually the first thing people change on every bike. If he were to crash his jeans would rip like paper and he would suffer from some serious road rash, no doubt he rides a bike for image more than anything (Most people who buy Ducatis do kek) but it does seem like he visits the track often because his tires are pretty fucking cooked. Laughing my ass off with how ridiculous that helmet looks on her. As previous anons have said, it's obviously way too big for her and it's totally his old helmet because it would be too big on most women. That jacket is GOD AWFUL as well, it makes her look pregnant lmao.

No. 821683

Amazing, thank you anon for this rundown. This explains her meltdown over being dumped by him even though he's just probably cycling through chicks on tinder.

I cringe at the thought of her asking someone to take a pic for her insta, only to latergram it.

No. 821734

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She tries really hard with these captions.

No. 821739

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Minor, but that dark indentation/crease near her nose/inner eye looks strange, as if her nasal bridge curves inward and then suddenly widens. I can't tell if it's an actual shadow or some weird thing she was attempting with makeup.

No. 821763

whoa so she actually got full bangs and is wearing her hair pulled back. it's a mild improvement until you read her word salad captions.

No. 821775

Wish she’d wear some blush and do something about her lifeless fleshy lips but it’s already taken this long to get even a mild improvement and she’s a babushka now, so.

No. 821909

She deleted the pic of her and the guy on the motorcycle, I wonder why?

No. 821920

Once again, no photos with other human beings on her feed. It has to be her boring, washed out face front and center at all times. Bumping only because this spam is reminding me of when Kiki used to spam to bury her thread.

No. 822035

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She’s so weird

No. 822054

Does she have any other white blouses other than this one?

No. 822110

Why does Kiki’s thread keep getting bumped down? I wonder

No. 822123

Probably because she’s boring, washed up and the milk is drying.

No. 822124

Couldn’t have possibly been referring to the influx of spam bringing ages old threads to the surface today specifically now could I?

No. 822129

That implies hers was the only one bumped down.

Not related to Keekz but it’s almost refreshing in a nostalgic way to see the old lolcows. I forgot about Amor Hilton.

No. 822131

>dirty mirror with smears on it
>lifeless, stringy hair
>cryptkeeper hands
Looking great as always.

No. 822144

Funny how she's posting pics from other parts of her place after it was mentioned here that she only posts from the one room

Also that shirt is fucking hideous

No. 822212

I bet someone tagged him and he asked her to remove it.

>so much garbage on the floor

Is this in the family Florida home?

No. 822220

Lol, she deleted it because anon deflated the obviously fake fantasy she was trying to curate with that pic: >>821572

Kiki doesn't react much to being shit on and insulted herself, but any and every male she posts to her social media gets deleted as soon as everyone finds out she's just a temporary cockwarmer. The ONE successful relationship she had ahe never posted, and ended it by claiming Bobby Hatanaka (what happened tp him, BTW??) raped her in her sleep.

No. 822242

That literally looks like a ghouls hand

No. 822295

He has 2 IG profiles now, a public and a private one, and the public one looks like a random mashup of him trying to be a male model, plus one clip of him lip-synching to a rap song while eyefucking himself just like Kiki likes to. I see why they were together for so long- he seems like an Asian male Kaka sans the crazy- but I'm really curious why they broke up if he's okay with her leaving up the caption where she claimed he raped her in her sleep?

No. 822309

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She has 22 ig stories up right now and they’re all passive aggressive infographic quotes whining about men

No. 822563

That must mean "Hottie Bugatti Ducati" got tired of her & now she has to project her shit onto men. Poor Kaka, too stupid to realize no man wants to baby a self-worshipping nutcase who is a sinkhole of emotional labor and executive dysfunction.

No. 822602

Hotti Ducatti was out of the picture months ago, she’s just a psycho

No. 823188

Not even gonna watch them, but I assume it’s more victim complex schizophrenia shit.

No. 826016

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Home girl is going through an schizo episode again

No. 826017

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No. 826018

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No. 826019

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And this in the comments because instagram limits schizo rants on captions

No. 826042


She looks/ this reads like she is fucking high.

No. 826054

she sure does make a lot of verbose pseudointellectual posts for a very average, uninteresting 28-year-old who has had an uneventful life and done nothing notable since they were a teenager

No. 826092

Does she think this word salad is going to get her a book deal or something? It’s hilarious.

No. 826155

Kiki's behavior and history has always suggested at least weed use, I wouldn't be surprised if she got into psychedelics in Cali like all those stream-of-consciousness hippie burnouts do. Either that, or her meds got adjusted and are wreaking havoc on her brain… Or, she got pumped and dumped again & is starting to slowly become aware of the fact that she's not the hot shit she believes, and that she attracts shit bc of it. I smell a new persona on the horizon.

No. 826159

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The ego stroke

No. 826183

I get the feeling she might be manic or hypo manic too, always picking up and dropping new hobbies. Right now it’s self insert fanfic writing. Before it was music, fitness, getting in internet fights etc

No. 826235

Well at least she's not obsessed with looking perfect in pics any more…?

No. 826253

she 100% thinks she looks hot af in that pic

No. 826266

oh you know she spent a good amount of time concealing her tucan bean

No. 826280

she looks trans in those pics. adams apple ass

No. 826287

Love that back-handed compliment, anon.

No. 826418

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This thread's image is so relevant

No. 826419

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"matcha cacao and sex don't do it for me anymore, so I'm fishing for internet compliments"

No. 826430

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Kiki it’s called too much free time, go volunteer for those vegan organizations or a farm that you’re so fucking passionate about

No. 826443

>someone in Dakota's thread posts a bunch of arguments for her being stuck in FL
>Kiki starts posting again worshipping herself instead of her usual schizoid projection or sad sack selflove bullshit

hmm… I like it.

No. 826460

"Who is Kiki Kannibal?" is what most people who hear the name "Kiki Kannibal" in 2021 will ask.

No. 826515

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They also stopped following each other

No. 826580

They haven't been following each other for almost a year now, anon. I think the last time they mutually unfollowed was documented in the last thread but idr.

No. 826633

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Probably does >>826092

She published a fucking recipes e-book and charging $12 for it

No. 826634

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I'm baffled

No. 826644

wonder how long this will stay up

No. 826666

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This is the actual fucking cover of her ebook. It looks like a bad vaporware graphic, you can't read shit

No. 826669

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I thought these were just bad graphics for the book but now I'm kinda wondering if… The book looks like this. Like, is it an actual page? With THAT don't? OVER THAT BACKGROUND?

No. 826671

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Either way, I really wonder if the pages actually look like this. If so, hilarious.

No. 826672

>Kiki's go to almond mylk
>Kiki's to go almond mylk

No. 826706

>these were the wild dogs that ripped through the villages of my body and mind
Oh my fucking god

No. 826710

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Just documenting. Love that Kiki took a break from sperging in her sister’s thread and posting cp to try to get lc taken down long enough to update us on her delusional antics <3 so charitable of her

No. 826712

Are you supposed to talk about yourself and use “i” in impersonal cookbooks. Also she can just write what almond milk it is, assuming it’s store bought

No. 826715

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Also vague theory, but do you ever think Kiki posts such bizarre things in Dakota’s thread to keep her “trauma bonded” to her? I think she does it because she’s angry she’s now more of a cow than her sister. What will her sister have in common if Dakota isn’t a victim with her? What would she have to talk about with her sister and isolate with her if she’s happy and has moved on with her life? What better way to lovebomb her and get attention from her than by bonding over having so many fat jelly haters?

No. 826716

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No. 826728

I don't know if it's supposed to be impersonal, but it should keep the same tone during the whole thing

So if she's gonna use "I/me", then drop "Kiki's to go/go to mylk" for just "milk (I use xyz)".

No. 826761

The whole design is so overworked and gaudy, it’s gonna look as tacky as her scene phase in the years to come, especially for someone who wants to look like a timeless baby cherub

No. 826764

It's only in ebook form, she isn't offering a printed copy, but yeah, all the pages look like this. It's free if you get the Kindle Unlimited trial but don't waste your time. It's fucking lazy and pointless, literally every smoothie "recipe" ever is the same:

- bananas
- mylk
- some expensive fruit that's only sold at the foreign grocery store on the bad side of town and definitely just tastes like water

Spend nearly an hour prepping the ingredients, guzzle it down in <5 minutes, then spend twenty minutes cleaning the fucking blender. Realize you just consumed an entire meal's worth of calories in the most disappointing way possible

No. 826788

Shit, even if it's just in e-book form, this design is so tacky and unreadable(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 826815

This sounds absolutely disgusting.

>>826712 It sounds like she makes her own since she refers to it as ‘her almond mylk recipe’ in >>826671

No. 827107


Even if this goes viral as a joke mocking her, it would still blow up her ego so much. I can see this becoming anothee failed Ostrenga project that gets laughed at in the future. But it does make me wonder, maybe Dakota is/was quietly working on publishing something online in Japan? The one and only time Kiki ever does anything in the real world is when Dakota can't for whatever reason.

No. 827183

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Her ego is probably blown then. Welcome to the writer Kiki era.

No. 827184

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nice shoop to make it look like a "bestseller".

No. 827185

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No. 827186

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also, the design of that ebook cover is atrocious.

No. 827205

It's funny how she still uses her legal name as her pen name, but titled the book "Kiki Kannibal Blender Magic", because she can't ever let the 15 minutes of Myspace fame she had in the late 2000s go. She can't let go of it even if it's an unrelated book about blender recipes she's publishing nearly 15 years after that point of her life.

You're almost 30, Kirsten. Maybe it's time to understand that you aren't a teenage scene girl anymore, and that dancing in front of your laptop webcam for social media doesn't substitute for not having a job.

No. 827214

Kaka clapping to herself for a fake #1 shoop and her horrendous cover art that everyone glancing at it will think hard pass. Summarizes her life.

Normalfag vegans looking for recipes might run into this on amazon, only to be confused by the dated illegible design and the name "Kannibal" to boot.

No. 827230

ooohh boy, I can't believe she fucking shooped that
I looked up the first/second release shit so…
> #1 New release means it has beaten the #2 New release and its now #1 New release. Or, it was #2 and the current #1 sold out, or… retired and the #2 is now the #1.

According to >>827186 her atrocious looking cover is #5. Embarrassing. also, not even going into the name, just compare this cover to the other ones. I understand the need to make your book standout but this looks ridiculous

No. 827258

>#1 release
In case any of you have forgotten how batshit psycho she is

No. 827304

>Due to it's large size, this book may take longer to download

Classic Ostrenga- huge files that kill your device. Why?? And how the hell do they store their archives of massive files?

No. 827352

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Every page took a while to dl on my phone even with a decent connection, I guess Kiki’s idea of a book is a huge PSD for every page.
Nothing is worth posting, every page is the same boring crap as >>826764 described.

No. 827357

This looks like those obituary life cards black churches give out at funerals about the dead person life. All that’s missing is a small pic of her with angel wings in the top middle. This is so fucking hilarious.

No. 827381


Anon this is the funniest thing I've ever read on lolcow, fucking bless you

No. 827383

No. 827450

Shoop savvy anons, please make a kiki-kannibal-blender-magic style obit for her scene persona omfg. in memoriam of the future she sacrificed for any scrap of quick attention she could get.

No. 827548

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She should have made fans.

No. 827584

Is there even a single photo of the actual finished product or no? I don’t think I’ve ever see a recipe book with no photos of food/drink.

No. 827586

Does she even still (as in, does her father still pay) own the copyright of Kiki Kannibal? Bet he bankrolled this recipe obit shitfest as well.

No. 827588

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No. 827974

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She was live on instagram apparently. Either way, big Heaven's Gate energy.

No. 827993

She's got the "terrible attempt at cutting my own bangs during quarantine" hairstyle on point.

No. 827997

How is it possible that her hair looks worse than ever?
Also still sticking to the same make-up style for what… 10 years now?

No. 828000

I don't know how she fucked up so bad. The makeup and bangs look ok here >>826710
She looks crazier. If you watch the videos, her eyes look bulging.

No. 828105

she's just going full girl, interrupted. it's her aesthetic.

Did anyone actually manage to listen to whatever she was rambling about?

No. 828140

It looks a lot like Dakota's old makeup when she debuted in Japan, meanwhile, the bangs seem like TaylorR's too-short bangs.

No. 828311

She pretty much realized that she allows herself to be abused, and it’s because she has low self esteem. It seems like she cut her bangs in an attempt to regain control.

No. 828393

Pretty sure she just cut her bangs because she watched Girl Interrupted during a manic episode

No. 828416


I thought she was babbling about the abuser not having self-love, so that's why they treat and abuse others. And the victim doesn't have self-love so they allow this kind of treatment.

Aka she's going on about BS that doesn't make sense and isn't qualified to talk about.

No. 829016

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No. 829017

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OF COURSE she believes in manifesting, OF COURSE

No. 829020

yes, amazing powers of manifesting a big piece of furniture people in every city are giving away free on craigslist

No. 829070

I'm going to bite and say that despite her faux self-deprecation with the caption implying she's the Pale Man, if I didn't know anything about Kiki or who this was and I saw this photo, I'd think she looked nice.
Funny how she's clinging to Dakota's makeup.

No. 829071

Oh look, yet another hobby for her to immediately give up on…

No. 829099


No. 829101

She's so strung out. Maybe she's hoping Dakota's makeup will manifest her a career

No. 829102

To think she actually released music and had somewhat of poor suckers willing to listen to it and she just… Dropped it.

Wouldn't be surprised. manifestation is about manifesting the feeling of having something, and just by this feeling and visualization, such thing will become true

No. 829116


Oof I have to disagree. Those Taylor bangs were tragic (but she knows lol).
I actually think Kiki looks so much better with the bangs. It offsets how stringy and thin her hair is. And I’ve always liked her eye makeup and she’s got some nice lashes…but unfortunately she just looks best under filters and lighting. It doesn’t translate well into real life imagery (which we saw in her short films and that tabloid esq Walmart photo).

No. 829120

Baby bangs are a… Meticulous art.

These baby bangs are waaaayyy different from this atrocity >>827974

No. 829469

she dropped it because she got exposed for ripping off other artists. almost every song she claimed as her own was made by someone else. i think the russian dj that got tipped off might've threatened to sue or got the song taken down with a copyright claim. once her sources were found she forgot all about her music career to become an actor. if she continued to put out music anything about it would've been overwhelmed with calling her out for the music she stole and profited from. there was no way to keep making music and gracefully save face for being a thief so it was never spoken of again.

No. 829493

insane how she’s such a lazy failure that she can’t even attempt anything on her own. Not music (stolen), not acting (bought a role for 5k), not clothing or jewelry (lilkitten didn’t even last a week right?) etc

No. 829586

Wasn't the jewellery and clothing just stuff dropshipped from China too?

I wonder what her parents think at this stage, they truly believed their kids could do no wrong and funded the delusions.

No. 829863

Some of it was especially during the lilkitten era but when she was trying to be indie couture she had actual designer pieces she marked up real high. She was delusional and probably thought because she sold $100 diamonds and bats people would pay anything to buy from her. Problem with that is her diamond necklaces were niche pieces that were a big part of scene. You weren't shit if you didn't have a Trashy Life cupcake or one of Kiki's necklaces. They were bought up by kids who didn't know any better with permissive parents just like Scott and Cathy. When the higher priced pieces didn't sell she just went full cheapskate and started reselling Taobao knockoffs. Always taking the easy way.

No. 830001

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Kiki has a new fuckboy.

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Welp, that was fast!

No. 830005

What is this weird comparing skintones photo…?

No. 830032

lol yeah definitely, nobody buys a fucking Rossi-themed helmet for their passenger. It's clearly his old helmet. If he does go to track he's trash at it, hella chicken strips on that rear tire.

No. 830036

damn, couple of blonde gorillas, those are some hairy fuckin arms

No. 830039

I COULD understand if it was something like "haha after x mins in the sun! He tans so easily"

If he's a fuck boy… Can't wait for the "I'm going to cure myself after a toxic relationship" instagram post in a week.

What about the 50-min yt videos, btw? She dropped those because writing fanfiction about herself on instagram is easier?

No. 830112

Because she has yellow fever.
If he's white, then she's probably doing to show her uwu pure Lily white fairy skin.

No. 830179


KEK only 7 hours? Did she even fuck this one before she decided he was the toxic one I wonder? Lowkey I feel like Kiki just scares guys off then acts like she was the one who dumped them bc of some vague, arbitrary nitpick sane people are willing to work around/talk through.

No. 830182

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Oop, I should have looked before posting. Could this be him? He seems rather white and old for Kaka, especially with that 70s porn 'stache… maybe she's taking a page from kooter's book 10 years too late and latching onto older men? They already have matching bangs.

No. 830189

Bob had a similar mustache. maybe she's way into insufferable hipsters (you know the type, to get a mullet and/or use this 70s mustache ironically).

Can't WAIT until she decides to falsely accuse him of being toxic.

also, confirmed she just wanted to show off her uwu white skin

No. 830194

Her and kota HARDCORE fangirl over Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson(?), I guess weirdo ugly older men are their rype thabks to their pervy dad grooming them since puberty?

No. 830234

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He's into natural medicine and was apparently interested in acting at some point, truly a match made in heaven.


No. 830259

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Was his instagram always private, or only after he was outed here?

No. 830263

It was already private.

No. 830264

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girl making herself look like a haggard witch on purpose

No. 830275

I love a good roast of Kiki but I can’t pretend like that guy isn’t hot. That is not an ugly man.
Let’s see where she goes with it though.

No. 830305

I thought so too when I visited his backstage profile, wondered how she got a guy like that and… This shit… >>830234 is where I was like "oh makes sense"

Potential TREATMENT for Alzheimer's?
> The current overall evidence that Ginkgo has a predictable and clinically significant benefit for people with dementia or cognitive impairment therefore seems inconsistent and unreliable.

Of course this idiot would chase Kiki.

No. 830310

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$1000 to anyone who can fact check all of his bullshit videos. Not really though because there are so damn many and I can't even pick one to demonstrate how dumb it is.
I wonder whether Kiki's Blender Magic pdf 'book' idea came before him or whether he inspired her.


No. 830316

There are toxic compounds in mushrooms (including the ones he espouses the benefits of lmao), but they are destroyed with heat. It seems like he's angling to become a diet woo influencer. Keeks may have met her match; they're going to be a granola power couple.

No. 830327

Oh my god I didn’t even look into that video.
So a holistic hottie with a pseudo-medicinal god complex.
Coming from a science/medical background growing up, I gotta gag. It usually takes people with these beliefs longer to catch on to crazy, so maybe this one will last. Kikis pseudo-psychology earth goddess blabber probably hasn’t sparked any red flags for him.

No. 830347

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I know I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of this

No. 830349

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She's selling those at $13.13


No. 830350

“Big heaven’s gate energy” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read about her well done

No. 830366

It's so, so awful looking.

No. 830378

Pseudo-intellectual foreign guy who wanted tp be famous as well?

I see 2 things happening moving forward: kiki slowly adopts a new persona based around being an elven foodie healer babuska and starts aesthetically using some random European language depending on where this guy is from

No. 830379

He's not ugly, but hot is a reach. Remember how low the bar is for men, also that obnoxious 'stache is an abomination- I can barely see the rest of his face around it.

No. 830431

no, she will just claim this guy sexually assaulted her

No. 830465

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No. 830479

Why is she bitching about capitalism? She doesn't work and her parents pay for everything.

No. 830534

Those are the people that bitch the most. They squandered their privilege and it’s capitalism’s fault.

No. 830720

>He's into natural medicine
eww he's an anti vaxxer for sure

No. 831629


Has anyone posted this yet …? Many mentions of Kiki.(necro)

No. 832126

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Crossposting to announce that Dakota claimed her sister on main a few hours ago for the first time in how many years?

No @ because I watched from third party but the story is still up on her ig if you need proof

Since when is six days a necro…?

No. 832229

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Kiki is posting some prwtty positive stories, implying she's still in college since how long now? And one about how beautiful women attract all men but choose fuckbois, implying she has her pick of men in LA who aren't undesirable or toxic in some way.

Also, pic related. Could it be a jab about her sister's crumbling virtual façade? Kiki herself relies solely on curatinf and rewriting her online persona too much for it to be about herself.

No. 832388

bizarre. kooter's been ignoring keeks for so many years. why pay attention to her now?

No. 832445

The few rare times Kiki has been on an upswing during long breaks of work for Kooter, she has tagged and commented her sister. They only acknowledge each other publicly when one is doing better than the other because one of their schemes fell through.

No. 833613

She’s looking very late 30s midlife crisis recently. Not surprising since that’s closer to her real age.

No. 834492

Kiki has been posting hella stories lately, including her actually going places and blurry shots of what honestly looks like Kiki herself sperging, sent back to her by Dakota. Though, I'm having trouble seeing them because almost every time I try to look, it says the server is overloaded. Anyone else able to see them?

No. 834493

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Nevermind, I got it to work. She and Dakota are posting the same stories, audio clips of Kiki trying to be funny and falling flat, a SS of a text convo showing kota's icons she carefully cropped out of her own stories, those two blurry ass shots of what seem to be Kiki and a video of Kota walking in the dark next to someone in a giant fur coat I can only assume is Kiki while her voice plays over the video with more randumb nonsense. I was able to download the video, but I've never posted non-YT videos here so I'm not sure how to upload.

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No. 834497

I tried uploading but it downloaded as an mp4.

It's Kiki and Kota walking together somewhere at night while someone (Cathy?) records them being derps. The one on the left is surely Kota, you can see her distinct profile when she turns toward Kiki in front of the lights, and the implication is that the other person in the fur coat is Kiki. So much for Kota being in Japan again?

No. 834518

You can barely see the outfit, and yet you can tell it's hideous.

No. 834519

Dude, I saw the stories, you know she's embarrassing af to hang out with, being 30 having full-blown sperg attacks in public

No. 834544

I feel like I've seen that hideous puffy jacket on her before but idr where.

Based on the one she posted of her guy in the car, they're all 3 equally cringey with a similar sense of humor.

No. 834575

Dunno, it's kind of endearing that they're still comfortable having fun and being silly in public together after all these years. It's spergy and age-inappropriate, but who do they have to impress?

No. 834611

There’s no way she would be wearing a fur coat in Florida even if these are from winter.

No. 834622

Florida's weather is bipolar as hell, plus imho that looks to tall and walks too much like a man to be Kiki, maybe it's her new boytoy and she's the one filming? It's definitely their voices and Kota in the video.

No. 834628

I live in Florida and it’s bipolar but not THAT bipolar. You’d have to be crazy cold natured to wear a fur coat here.

No. 834664

They're so cringe and Kiki looks like she's having another manic episode from these pictures alone.

No. 834669

Yeah, and Kiki's new boytoy is Russian. I am also a Floridian and the heat doesn't deter people from dressing like spergs in public if they want to, trust me. Plus, the nights aren't hot enough here that wearing a fur coat for a little while would be uncomfortable. It's also possible they took it off after the video or at some other point in the night. Whoever it is hangs with the 'Tard Twins so they obviously have a few screws loose.

No. 834670

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Kiki has a new music project. Totally called it.

She's calling it "Death by Dopamine", made two IG accounts for it and both of them follow only her. The only post so far is a 5 second clip of her st her desk laughing with her saggy tits practically hanging out. No discernible musical genra or direction in sight, it just looks like another "Look at Kirsten" vanity project to abandon. She announced it with a selfie tagging the account posted to her stories, and shared the spwrg post from the account on her stories as well. If not for the "musician/band" label and her caption, I wouldn't have any idea it was a music project.

For some reason, she also posted andnold ass scene pic of her with some brunette girl, and as always kooter is crooped out.

No. 834671

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The name sounds like ghostemane-tier soundcloud trap shit

No. 834672

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No. 834676

HA can't wait to see where she'll steal music from

The name sounds like it was made up by a 13 year old gen z that has no idea how biochemistry works.

No. 834677


Kiki's boytoy is in LA, maybe this was filmed there while kota was on a visahop.

No. 834679

It's crazy to me that Kiki can have her stolen music on Spotify. Does she get paid at all from that do you think?

No. 834686

>For some reason, she also posted an old ass scene pic of her
Nearly 30 and still hanging on desperately to her late 2000s scene phase… That's quite literally the closest she's ever been to accomplishing something in life. No wonder she misses it so much.

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No idea who the other girl is, but I feel like I've seen this pic before with bleached blonde baby kotex in it.

No. 834744


I think that’s her cropped out on the right…

No. 834750

She hasn’t stuck to anything so let’s just make bets on how long this one last. She’s always been a terrible content creator.

No. 834751

It’s so cringey it hurts. I can’t take the second hand embarrassment.

No. 834819

She's so stuck in a scene timewarp that she's using instagram like myspace.

No. 834853

why do so many people think baby bangs are flattering

No. 834858

keeks you're almost 30. by this point in your life you should have a stable career. you are not young and hip, you haven't been for nearly a decade. nobody is going to listen to this.

No. 834922

Yikes, scene aged so badly.

No. 834936

In this new era she has tried:
- 50-min length YT videos in a shitty podcast format about spirituality and SA, mimicking Matthew McConaughey
- badly written ebook recipe with horrible fonts, which she shooped to make it seem more successful
- Fanfiction about herself

And now I guess we are entering the "I'm back to music" phase, right after lol cow pointed out she stole from others

It's quirky~

I'm all for "trying things", but at 30 you should be realistic and self-aware about where you are at in life, and your whole style, etc.

No. 834981

Kiki wants to be an influencer that monetizes her hobbies, problem is she has no hobbies or personality, goals (long or short term aside from "get attention/fame"), no standards and apparently no shame. She just isn't the kind of person people want to support while she sits on her ass living easy, but she also isn't the kind of person willing to work a job that doesn't put her on a pedestal.

No. 834997

I'm actually bummed out we didn't get a tiktok kiki phase. I can totally see her doing something like this: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMebpaWQc/

But spergier

No. 835055

Kiki is too sperg for tiktok. She doesn't realize that her chimpouts are only funny to her and people mocking her because to everyone else with a real sense of humor, she just looks like a mental patient in her room all day talking to herself with a webcam & that's just not fun to watch unless you dislike her. Tbqh watching Kiki sperg kinda makes me feel bad for her.

No. 835083

She could make something from that:

> The top tier of digital cringe is created by people who not only lack self-awareness but lack it enough to share themselves in the hope that other people will be impressed, then fail to realize when the general response is laughter.


She'd be no Addison Rae, but any publicity is good publicity, right?

No. 835090

Isn't tiktok for teenagers/Gen Z?

No. 835094

when did that ever stop kiki

No. 835102

Kiki on tiktok would be hilarious because it would just be teens watching a near 30 year old NEET with zero social skills or self awareness try to hop on current trends while halfassedly attemtping to create new ones. Kiki is like a walking psychological experiment on social isolation throughout one's formative years & how it changes the way adults interact with the world and their peers.

No. 835107

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Dakota is pretending to be back in Japan again & Kiki is reposting her like crazy, in between shots of her old kawaii uwu Valencia College notebooks from the music class they took in 2009 and her fancy new ~Gemini~ microphone.

She also posted something yesterday subtly digging at her mom "being human", and since Kota is pretending to be back in Japan again Kaka is peppering in her emotional turmoil vagueposts as well.

But an interesting thing to point out, as mentioned in Dakota's thread, is that Kiki shared Kota's IG post to her story which Kota then reposted to her own story, but a second look shows that they both actually uploaded the same clip from each of their respective phones, yet Kiki's is larger and she didn't crop out Kota's wall art. Then right after, she reposted Kota's story clip with an animated sticker on it. Why repost Kota and upload the same clip Kota just posted but bigger?

Why would Kiki upload the same clip at around the same time (1am JP/12pm FL/9am LA) as Dakota, when she could just have reposted it from Kota's IG? Unless Kota sent it to her and told her to post it to help her out.

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>notes from sound engineering school AKA a community college elective class she took 12 years ago and never applied to real life until her sister flopped

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And as if in response to the thread, she doubled down kek

peep the timeframes though

No. 835128

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Posting screens of their spergy chats also

No. 835171

Is Kota pretending to be a cop now?
The uniform is way to big for her and officers can't post shit on social medias. They can be fired for anything said or posted online.

No. 835186


Is impersonating an officer illegal over there?

No. 835200


Kota's police uniform is for a TV role lol. she's an cop in whatever this >>835108 show is.

No. 835207

Anon you're retarded af. She had a bit part in some show as a cop

No. 835257

>>835171 (samefag)
I went on her insta yesterday and she posted this with japanese caption, I google translated but she said nothing about a role. In the comment someone were saying she couldn't believe she was in the police force now. I don't closely follow the drama that's why I sked here.

They still couldn't find her an outfit that fits keks.

No. 835279


Last year Kota got a role on a show called ToppaTV on a sketch called American Police. This last time was her 3rd time working on the show, but her part is much smaller now and they replaced her initial role with another white woman who is related to another cast member somehow.

Seriously, look at the details on the patches and badge. You'd have to be special to think she's seriously trying to impersonate a cop.

No. 835552

Not that anon, but Dakota was trying to pass as if she had had a severe health issue, I think cancer?, not long ago

Wouldn't be surprised.

No. 835566

pretending you had cancer for uwu kawaii menhera points is not the same as impersonating a cop, dakota is being facetious. she's a dumb bitch but this is a dumb take

yeah this, she has nothing interesting going for her. no one wants to watch her esp not in an age where vloggers and influencers have likeable personalities and can pull a million dollars per post of product placement. keeks thinks she can make bank off her scene fame which was literally just photoshoots. images. just pictures. nothing else there.

No. 835691

Yeah but stop reaching. The caption has been explained to you. She is not and never was impersonating a police officer with an obviously fake uniform.

She claimed to have Acute Leukemia over 3 years ago to justify gaining over 30 pounds while working as a runway model for Rakuten and modeling for Popteen. Her goal was to claim she had minor blood cancer but her lack of education fucked her up so she claimed to be deathly ill instead.

BUT she only managed to pull that off because back then, ModelPress ran her story as she said it and she couldn't correct herself. She only got fat, she nevee looked like she was suffering from severe blood cancer.

>It's time to stop posting

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Someone bought an actual copy of her blender book, I can't believe she still has real fans with how rarely she ever produces anything other than pics/vids of herself or her voice.

No. 835898

It was not the first person to do it either!

People are just eager to waste money like that

No. 835914

Funny- not accusing you of being Kiki, but this is exactly how I imagine Kiki thinks of her fans.

No. 836309

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Something must be wrong in Kakaland, for the past few days she's been spamming depressing anime memes and songs from her Spotify instead of the vintage pinup-style posts of the blondes she must think look like her. Maybe the cringey Russian boytoy is gone? Otherwise this random ancient "soyboy" scene selfie seems too random. Wasn't "soyboy" an insult kaka used on vegan/sxe guys who wouldn't kiss her ass on Stickam?

No. 836452

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who said that, Cathy? What bar? That's a spiky shag hair and she's wearing a black top.

WHAT style.

No. 836519

Censoring compliments? Why?

No. 836533

Look at any of the comments on her pics and you see nonsensical thirst like this from so many accounts, even ones of successful looking prettier girls with actual friends. The weird "Guillermo Del Toro Approved" pic of her with her hands on her face had at least 3 different comments begging for a "tutorial" on how to do it. Like… Look at her, copy her, done. Wow. How would that be hard or need a turorial?

Kiki's fans are part of why she is how she is, they have to either be just like her or high level trolling to keep her chasing online fame instead of getting offline for good and improving her actual life.

No. 836890

Lads. I physically need to COOOOOOM on, in and around kiki’s face.(scrote)

No. 836915

Hi Kiki

No. 837241


hi cow

No. 837346

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Ok so Russian guy seems to have left, leaving kiki to reminisce of her teen years and a scene guy she dated, hinting they're trauma bond or wtv

Imagine dating a girl in HS and ten years later she's posting stories with you, saying you had trauma or wtv

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Kiki just write a fanfic-y book detailing all the times you were SA.

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No. 837390

Is this the situation she already talked about or a new rape? How many times as she actually claimed to have been sexually assaulted?

No. 837391

Was Kiki well liked during the scene days or was it more of a hate following type thing? I wasn’t aware of her back then but from what I’d seen I had always thought she was like, a Trisha Paytas troll type character but whenever I see people reference her now it seems generally positive, but I’m not sure if that’s more just because of general nostalgia people have for the time as a whole opposed to anything related to her specifically.

No. 837392

She was mainly a scandal type person. She was heavily reported on by a teen shock gossip website back in the day and had her nudes posted on there too (underaged, mind you). She would claim to have been groomed by men.

She wasnt exactly liked as much as she was just sort of an OG lolcow of sorts. She also briefly appeared on a web reality series that had a bunch of scene teenagers housed together in a penthouse and given as much drugs and alcohol as they wanted.

This was actually a crossover with Amor Hilton, another scene cow from that era

No. 837393

Samefag, but the most well known Kiki stuff is covered in this video alongside some other notable figures at the time. Should give you a pretty good idea about how Kiki was perceived at the time

No. 837411

She says it was a date rape, so maybe her second rape in 2020? First SA in Jan and then date raped

No. 837424

>If you're going through or healing from assault - I see you, I hear you, I understand you, I'm here for you.
She's acting like she's some kind of compassionate savior for sexual assault victims, who they can turn to when they need someone who shares their traumatic experiences to listen to them, and yet all I can think of while reading that is how those sexual assault victims would feel if they read Kirsten's hundreds of weirdly aggressive sexual posts about Taylor R alongside the pictures of mutilated and diseased genitals she used to spam.

No. 837443

She's still talking about Danny Cespedes, who never raped or forced her and didn't steal her virginity against her will. It's all made up bullshit to slander him so she doesn't look as bad for lying to get him killed.

She halfway alluded that Bobby/Tetsuo Hatanaka raped her when she claimed she was raped in her sleep by "a long term live in SO" (after being with Bobby and largely MIA for 2 years).

Being with Danny and the drama around their breakup and his death was literally the height of Kiki's online "fame" and she tried to milk his death by painting herself as a rape victim afterward to avoid backlash and cancellation for it. She and her family had a webshrine dedicated to mocking his death complete with leaked pics of him in his casket with a shaved head. His family tried to sue the Ostrengas over his death and their role in it (lying to him and the police to get them both there & coming out and scaring him instead of letting the cops handle it) but they filed for bankruptcy to get out of it because you can't be sued if you're in the middle of bankruptcy. They always have been evil, slimy selfish people and Kiki still trying to claim Danny ever raped her, voilently or otherwise, is bullshit. That's why all the cops, doctors and detectives in her stories follow the Adults Are Useless trope and everyone who empathises with her is powerless to help her. They took loads of evidence that was inconclusive to rape, their best hope to make a rape charge ever stick to Danny was statutory only. If he raped Kiki as voilently as she claimed in her Halloween fanfic (choking her, holding her down, forcing himself inside her dry, throwing her against a wall and door, dragging her by her ankles) there would have been evidence of at least one of those claims, and despite how hard he would have been trying to silence her there's no he could have done so while restraining her and raping her that graphically without ANY of the 4 other people in her house hearing anything or him leaving evidence on her body or in the room.

Kiki is a self worshipping rape fetishist using her most popular dead ex boyfriend's dumb teenage horniness and her parents sexually grooming her to be a starfucker from puberty to twist the past in her favor every time she can't fuck her way into an easy life with a loser she met online.

No. 837444

TL:DR; Kiki wants attention for sex but also wants to be a tragic victim so she makes up fake, vague rape stories her exes can't defend themselves against that she never pursues legally for attention from strangers online she thinks should pay her to read lolcow and talk to Dakota.

No. 837445

I was active in a lot of Livejournal snark groups (madradrant/efagz/etc.) during her peak and she never had "fans" beyond a superficial level. Kids on Myspace liked her style but she only sustained relevancy because of drama. Comparing her to Trisha Paytas is giving her too much credit, Kiki was never in on the joke, her parents made her do weird shit and she liked getting attention. People refer to her positively now because she genuinely was a victim in a lot of ways and the worst thing she's done is have an annoying personality– but yeah, nostalgia is a factor, god, I remember the scandal when she claimed she was the first person to dye horizontal stripes in their hair. I had pictures of her saved in my thinspo folder. Had she been born a decade later, she would be a helluva lot more successful than she is now.

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No. 837602

…Context? Caption? This looks like a pic from the Orlando light stick saga months back.

No. 837706

She didn’t get him killed, that guy was busted when he showed up at a sting where he agreed to bring coke to a twelve year old and meet up at the mall. He ran from the cops and tried to jump out onto a moving truck and died. Kiki was a kid and statutory rape is real, her brain is not formed, what is wrong with you.

No. 837721

>what is wrong with you

Take a look in the mirror there, bud.

No. 837770

Are you new? We've been over the fact that she definitely did get him killed by luring Danny to the mall where the cops were

No. 837845

She posted with no context lol but I think it's from that one day with kota

No. 837882

As well as the fact that her parents knew and consented tp the statutory rape relationship and allowed him to live with and share a bed with Kiki. And knew they were having protected, consensual sex & collected their used condoms to prove to Kiki's Myspace haters that they were really fucking. Which was even mentioned in an actual police report/court document (idr which).

But yeah Kiki is not, never was and never eill be Danny's victim, he was at the mercy of her & her family's insatiable greed for fame and revenge.

No. 837891

That just means her parents were complicit in the statutory rape, not that statutory rape didn’t happen. Parents aren’t allowed to give permission for adults to fuck their kids!
The whole family should be rocketed into the sun.

No. 837906

What? He agreed to meet a fake twelve year old with coke, who the fuck would agree to that who didn’t deserve to be arrested? And he made the decision to jump? Are people seriously defending him really

No. 837955

There's honestly no way to paint Danny as worse than Kiki in the situation, hands down. Regardless of his reasons, twp grpwn adults lured a teenager to his actual DEATH all because he broke up with their attentionwhore daughter for being too filthy to live with and she MADE UP THE RAPE STORY FOR REVENGE. Scott and Cathy knew they were having sex and allowed it. The law will never care as much about that as they would his wrongful death caused by the Ostrengas who managed to weasel their way out of faving consequences for literally scaring a teenager to death with a lie. It doesn't matterbwhy he was there or how old an imaginary kid was he thought he was meeting. Kiki is exactly as shitty as henis whoch is why she was so butthurt by the breakup that she and her crazy whore parents illegally lured him to the mall and caised his death by trying to play revenge detectives instead of reporting Danny for rape and letting the cops handle it..

By the way, they did exactlt that- and the cops didn't care becsuse there was so much evidence back then that they were dating consensually and already fucking. Kiki literally advertised it on Myspace for bragging rights and Cathy helped her. Cathy herself had accounts where she heckled teens and tweens who didn't like Kiki or said they didn't believe her.

Danny didn't die because he was a monster, he died because the Ostrengas are soulless, heartless, unfeeling selfish hogs who can't accept or admit that they have ever done anything wrong despite all theor actions only ever being motivated by selfishness or greed, which is why neither Kiki or Dakota ended up doing anything with their lives other than dicking around online for clout.

No. 837964

So, we are going into our bimonthly "Did Kiki kill Danny" debate? A traditional event in Kiki's threads, truly.

No. 838061

There's no debate, it's a settled matter of past factual events people other than the Ostrengas also have memory of. Kiki just needs to spergily victimize herself using her long-dead teen boyfriend (despite allegedly having been raped over a dozen more times since his death, but only the dead one can never sue her for a wrongful rape accusation) because she got dumped and her ego needs soothing.

No. 838072

We need a copypasta summary post with references for whenever this happens. The timing is always suspect, too.

No. 838184

I know, what I meant is that whenever people mention him there's an anon popping up saying "well, you see, acshually…" And it's the same talking points over and over.

I agree with >>838072 that we need a copypasta summary

No. 838324

Time to dig up the old Kiki/Kota threads?

No. 838327

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Kiki tells us about buying condoms and seeing the guy that "violently raped" (Her words) her.

Just a note, she NEEDS to add that she was >violently< raped, as if rape is not violent in itself.

No. 838329

So now she's directly associating her consensual sex life with also being a victim of multiple "violent" rapes, and it's becoming the only consistent element of her personality that she puts real effort into.

She's so disgustingly obsessed with forcing people to see her as a frail, battered victim AND a sexually irresistible nymph. She dresses up and decorates her room more to narrate her rape fantasies and brag about being an instahoe than she does for her new band she supposedly gives a shit about, because making people think about her in a sexual context that also makes her irresistible without making her a whore is her only goal so she can go back to using her pussy to get anything and everywhere in life like she originally tried to with Danny and Myspace fame.

Kiki just wants the ability to fuck her way through life while being idolized for her ~beauty, grace and intellect~ that she's too stuck up to realize she doesn't have. Kiki spergs because she legit doesn't know why she can't just do what she wants without any consequences, choose how people perceive her and her actions, or control people for her own gain while she does and gives nothing in return but lay around or tag along like a 14 year old.

No. 838341

This is genuinely so sad. She has nothing to make herself feel important but these sexual assault stories. As soon as she feels like she's losing people's attention she brings it up again

Also, why does she only take webcam-style pics of her sitting at her computer in the same spot? Surely she has an iphone and can take a normal selfie sometime

No. 838369

OT but her bangs are so stupid. Is there a reason she keeps it like that? Dark age retarded bowl hair cut for monks. Why?

No. 838466

She's trying to do the middle part 70s curtain bangs that all the teens on tiktok are doing, and is failing because her hair is limp and thin

No. 838479

She's been posting stories latwly too, but I can never get the anon ig viewers to work to see them.

No. 838546

Last night she posted several stories of her hanging out with Kota, including some kind of Star Wars battle and them shopping at a mall or something

No. 838572

Why do I feel like she’s just talking about herself? You can view stories if you care that much on

No. 838599

Every time I try it says no stories posted.

No. 838600

So is Kooter in LA or is Kaka in FL?

No. 838752

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How down bad do you have to be to wear this type of stuff

No. 838753

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She made a bunch of videos saying you should follow sparkles of inspiration when you feel them. A tame advice, except she makes it sound like mania

No. 838754

It's funny how painfully average she is looks-wise when she makes any face other than that one specific face she makes in nearly every picture.

No. 838863


I hate how flippant she is with rape in general, but it really chuffs me how every time she gets dumped by a guy she claims she was violently raped. Does she even truly know what those words mean, or is she trying to keep her hookups from exposing whatever nasty degen shit she has to keep doing to pull in guys one after the other with no personality by calling them all rapists after the fact? That in itself is also fucked up, how she claims basically every man she's been with has raped her or tried to rape her. That's not even… remotely believable in the realm of even fiction if every time she's held down & thrown around like she claims. She's always made up, dressed sexy and moving/dancing around a lot spewing her love and light garbage, while claiming she was violently raped- no sane person does that.

No. 838932

Obviously Kiki was never violently raped, her rape fetish spawned from needing to be Danny's victim instead of his killer.

I don't think Kiki even has consensual sex as much as she lets on, and I doubt she was ever forced or held down either. I think she has some infrequent hookups where she agrees to whatever up front, then gets dropped when the guy gets bored and cries rape. I know she claims to use sex to heal from her trauma, but her own claims of her rapes are so OTT that it just doesn't match. She would be too physically damaged from being "voilently" raped the way she keeps claiming (her Halloween rape story says Danny held her down, forced her legs open, penetrated her dry and slammed into her, then threw her against a wall when she tried to crawl away). There's never any evidence of her claims, and the way she acts about both sex and rape together makes me think she's just an awkward womanlet trying to come across as more sexually liberated than she really is just sitting half naked in her bedroom all day. The guys she gets with are always foreign or awkward cringetards like her, they never stick around and she ALWAYS claims they voilently raped her when they disappear, as though that's the only reason a guy would get tired of her.

I think Kiki is just obsessed with equating sex = value and uses her fake rape stories as a shield for getting dumped so that she doesn't feel like all she was good for is pussy- but if the guy was a rapist, then getting used for sex doesn't have to be her fault or make her look stupid over how obvious it is to everyone but her.

Basically Kiki is a shutin weirdo using sex to feel important and claims rape to avoid facing the fact that she's not enough of an adult (not even self aware enough) to keep a real relationship that isn't based entirely on sex. Hard to call a rape victim a pickme without looking like an asshole, after all.

No. 839073


> her Halloween rape story says Danny held her down, forced her legs open, penetrated her dry and slammed into her, then threw her against a wall when she tried to crawl away

That's plain angsty fanfiction writing. No one talks like that irl.

Even worse, it would've been noticeable to her family, you just don't get up the next morning and have breakfast as usual after something like that.

No. 839144

Exactly. Her Halloween rapefic also claims she was bleeding afterward and that she went to the hospital but there was no evidence somehow, hence all the cops and detectives were powerless to stop evil monster Danny and the Monstrengas HAD to take matters into their own hands! (jk)

The biggest indicator that Danny never raped Kiki is the fact that they tried to lure him to the mall under a false pretense instead of just… reporting him for statutory rape and letting the cops handle it. If what she claimed actually happened there would have been plenty of evidence and an open and shut case. But it never did, Kiki killed Danny for moving away from her bedbug infested rathole and breaking up with her, and she was enraged because she can't ever stand being told "no".

No. 839251

It’s just textbook HPD shit to be honest. I know a couple girls who have it and they also accuse all their exes of rape and abuse after the guys dump them. It’s really fucking gross.

No. 839252

Remember she complained about old lesbians sexually harassing her. LOL.

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From her Insta stories . I wonder who this is. Are they frying pans on the back wall . Wtf is with her face. This poor dude

No. 839304

Tinfoil but I think his name might be Vincent

No. 839331

That's so random bc she didn't even have bangs, so this be an old pic.

No. 839376

This must be an old Japan pic, she and Vincent are the only white people in the pic. Plus, she's wearing her cringey sheer dirndl top she likes to dance in for attention, so whatever event that is she must have been there trying to fuck her way into something.

Maybe her and Kota have been tagging each other so much because Kota is finally helping Kiki into her circles?

No. 839377

What are the other 5 stories? The viewer I'm using only shows the one pic with the guy.

No. 839387

Regal slut.

Only oldfags will remember.

No. 839401

KEK I forgot about that, even when Kiki was 13 they thought being slutty was a plus, and something other girls would be jealous of her for. As if another tween would ever call Kiki "regal", that's pure Ostrenga fantasy.

No. 839437

it's just her sharing meme posts/reels, like "me when thing happen xD"

"Splendid, royal slut" lmao

No. 839466

Sage 4 blogpost but I’m actually feeling depressed at how old everyone is getting now. Kaka is like 35 and Kooter is basically boomer tier now too. I miss the old days. So much fresh milk.

No. 839513

It's only depressing because they have no future aside from pulling a Syd and trapping some schmuck into daddying them into their 50s while they whittle away the last of their youth editing their selfies and staring at videos of each other.

No. 839605

That’s the thing though. What are they gonna do in the future. Kiki isn’t young or cute enough to pull off the ADHD spaz shit anymore it comes across genuinely unhinged and mentally ill cat lady behavior. She’s too old and lacks experience to try and make it as an actress and her broke lazy fake disability benefits ass is too dumb to make money or carve out a real career any other way. Kooter is getting older, fatter and less kawaii by the day and isn’t getting enough modelling gigs to sustain herself.

No. 839606

Also Kooter has definitely always had Japanese sugardaddies. No way could she afford to live in Tokyo long term on her sparse ass modelling and TV bookings. Kiki is probably on a couple sugarbaby sites too.

No. 839607

Late to the party but her waist looks burly and wide as hell here

No. 839631

They'll stay under their parents' wings, of course. Scott can help Kiki shill whatever scam book or project she can make people pay for short term, Cathy can help make sure Kota stays anorexic between work trips to Japan for token gaijin cameos.

No. 839632

I wish there was a wave of Kota-sleuthing through the old threads to bring back those clues that used to have them chimping out in self defense here, the ones from her near-jobless peak when she was living the best and had the most famous friends, but I am absolutely not doing it solo. I'm pretty sure she was fucking with Mickey Mikitani and that's why she stayed on at Girl's Award for so long despite being so fat and bouncy, also why Modelpress printed everything she claimed as truth. Come to think of it, Dakota also had AKB48 connections as well, which I only know about because of the pedo and escorting scandals.

How did ANYONE ever take Dakota Rose seriously as a model?? Was the fact that she was fat, ugly, and being worshipped and spoiled for dressing like an edgy lolita not obvious to anyone else?

No. 839645

I don't know about Kiki being a sugar baby. 100% she'd mention it online bc she's all about being "sexually liberated" while also being a rape victim.

No. 839649

Idk I’m sure this has been discussed before I just know from friends who live in Japan that it’s so expensive to live in Tokyo long term so it’s very common for young gaijin models from the US and Russia etc to get sugardaddies as soon as they come to Japan. Old gaijin pussy hunter dudes will hit on you constantly especially if you have that pale blondish whitebread look that they love there, and will offer you large sums of money for dates and sexual favors and so it’s tempting for a lot of girls. Pretty much any young white non obese girl who goes to Japan gets offers often from complete strangers but model agencies and such are always targets for sugardaddies an srich gaijin hunters. Girls who work at hostess clubs or go on compensated dates can make thousands of dollars in a night. And yes the MM and Girls Award lore was sus as fuck. Definitely some strings being pulled and tugged there.

No. 839651

And rich gaijin hunters**

No. 839673

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Who's gonna tell her she's the character with a beak nose and crazy person eyes?

No. 839691

Keeks doesn’t have a kawaii animu girl face its oblong and wonky and her toucan Sam nose is very distracting

No. 839719

hum her eyes are far from giant wtf. they're small and long

No. 839722

She's always been so obsessed with comparing herself to various actresses/models/celebs etc.

No. 839735

She wouldn't last as a sugar baby in Japan, the men there don't want someone who is going to share pics of him on socials.

Keeks and Koots must live in a world with funhouse mirrors. Both have never had big eyes, just big faces.

No. 839787

This lol, a manic sanpaku stare isnt the same as big kirakira anime eyes.

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No. 839790


Kiki already tried escorting/sugaring in Japan, remember? She bought some tacky silver fake nails to meet and then fucked Fangophilia, and got him drunk as hell and posted videos of him rolling on her bed on her IG She only took them down after her threas at the time compared Fangophilia's profile and moles to Taku's and they weren't a match, she kept the video of her showing off the nails but removed his tag and changed the caption afterward. That was when she was for some reason there for like 3-5 months and went everywhere dressed like an elven hooker, bragging about having to carry kawaii Sailor Moon pepper spray and an illegal butterfly knife bc ~everyone in Japan recognized her as supermodel Dakota Rose's sister~.

Kiki tried and failed at whoring in Japan because she can't keep shit on the DL or resist vaugeposting, has 0 chill, and acts likeshe has brain damage in public- that's why she can't keep anyone around for long that she doesn't share DNA with.

No. 839792

This. Kiki is incapable of not bragging about who she fucks. Daota was only as successful as she was at escorting because she never mentioned or posted her dates, just the gifts they gave her and the food they bought her. Dakota made it obvious enough for Kiki to feel comfortable to try doing what she did, but Kota still had at least one speck of sense about it all whereas Kiki thinks being an obvious whore is a goal.

No. 839814

I have a feeling before her ~vow of celibacy~ to recuperate from being ghosted by various Brads, she went on tons of dates with tinder randos and got pump and dumped over and over many times. That’s why she is always bumping into her various ‘’’rapists’’’ at every turn.

No guy who isn’t a complete desperate beta doormat victim would be able to put up with her ADHD cluster B autism mania for long after she puts out, the pussy just isn’t good enough to compensate, clearly.

Not only is her personality annoying and unhinged, but she’s painfully unfunny and cringe too. In a way I feel sorry for her since she obviously can’t lock down a quality man and probably will never be able to, but at the same time it’s all her own fault for being so damn insufferable. She’s her cockblocker kek.

No. 839819

Scott was with Kiki her entire time in Japan as well, while she claimed to be going to language school and then claimed she got an entertainment visa, before ending up back in Florida. My thinking is Scott ia the type to hang around New Lex Tokyo and sleaze with any washed-up perv he thinks can put either daughter on a pedestal. There used to be comments from anons wondering why, if Scott brided Bravo to sign Kota, he wouldn't do the same for Kiki. Maybe he tried, had some moderate success, and then she fucked it up via posting herself breaking laws and posting people on her social media without their knowledge. Not to mention her cringey dancing videos and her spergout about forcing Taku's restaurant staff to wash any utensils that touched meat before making her precious vegan Japanese food.

God, the Kaka in Japan saga was fucking golden, she was so painfully unaware of her behavior that Kota wouldn't acknowledge her at all the entire time Kaka was in Japan.

No. 839820

Promiscuity is literally Kirsten's only draw to heterosexual males. Zero standards for someone who talks so much about loving herself.

No. 839829

Keeks in Japan was the greatest but was she really there longer than a few weeks? She was living out of a tiny carryon bag and like 3 outfits.

No. 839844

Y’know, pale skinny white girls in the US probably have it the easiest in terms of dating, especially considering 75% of American women are overweight now. So being thin automatically places you in the top 70th percentile of women (in men’s eyes at least)

The fact Kirsten literally has it on tutorial mode when it comes to dating yet still can’t lock down a rich good looking high quality man (or just any of those 3 things) long term is a huge concern. Her personality must be even worse irl when every guy ghosts her after the first couple dates. Or maybe her pussy game is really really shit. Her long term past bfs just seemed like desperados and cucks who were tolerating her and all those guys she has initially gushed over in her histrionic obsessed idealisation phase over the years seem to disappear as quickly as they appear. I’m a bit worried for her love life, especially considering how codependent narcs and other cluster b types are. As the dates and offers dry up as she ages we are undoubtedly going to see more spergouts and crazy cat lady behavior.

No. 839845

Does anyone have the video she posted about guys in Japanese clubs grabbing her ass?

No. 839852

She was there for at least 6 weeks, long enough to wonder why she's there, and IIRC she didn't announce her return to America either & just kind of fell off for a while so it's hard to say for sure. Someone would have to go back and look.

Try checking the old threads?

No. 839858

If she's using Tinder and hookup apps to meet guys, in LA of all places, she's already scraping the bottom.

No. 839874

Kiki is the female version of a scrote who wants a mommy/maid/whore to baby them while they play online, except she wants a daddy/BFF/mentor to fill the void where there was obviously never a positive male in her life. Scott sexualized his preteen daughters and defended her posting pics in her underwear at age 13 by saying "she's gonna make some guy reslly lucky one day". Kiki was raised to be a whore for male approval and jealous female attention, she doesn't know anything else and she can't function without a guy holding her hand through life like a toddler. Kiki's entire mentality boils down to "oversexualized, undersocialized prepubescent doesn't know how to do anything except perform for whoever is willing to watch her cringey performance", and she's trying to find another Scott who will baby her, bankroll her hobbies AND indulge her SeX pOsItIvE whoring for attention without getting jealous or making her act right.

I honestly think both Kiki and Dakota should have been removed from their parents long ago, and if they had been placed with adults who actually cared about keeping them in line then there's no way they would still be such failures. They have so many opportunities and no responsibility, so much free time and yet still neither ofnthem can create anything that lasts.

No. 839937

I thought her return to USA was sometime when she was pretending Taco was with her at Disney. I might be mixing things up though.

No. 839965

In a way I think Kiki really used Kota as her narcissistic appendage for years and groomed her into being a mini me version of herself (as narcs always do) Which is why I’ve always felt slightly sorry for Kota and understood why she took such extended periods away from her insane family.

To be fair, as you mention, Cathy and Scott did the exact same thing to Kiki when she was growing up, lacked sexual and physical and psychological boundaries (like all narcs) then Kiki ended up extrapolating the same behavior onto Kooter. Their family is just one giant codependent narcissistic mess.

You can tell Kiki missed having her little appendage Kota around to give her narcissistic supply when she went to Japan and probably even got jealous at times, but at the same time she is always very protective and defensive of Kota because she views Kota as the high status (ahem) kirakira moderu goddessu SHE always wanted to be. Just like one of those crazy trophy kid parents. And all know narcs will continue ass kissing and fiercely defending someone/something as long as they get to bask in the glory of the person they are idolizing.

No. 839968

And yes 100% agree both narcs and the kids of narcs are permanently stunted emotional children which is why they can never form healthy attachments. Kiki has major daddy issues and subsequent issues with men obviously. I can’t exactly blame her when both Scott and Cathy encouraged her to use her barely pubescent body to get as many hits as possible and get ~famous~, sexualized the shit out of their own daughter, allowed an older boy to stay in their home and fuck their daughter, then two seconds later screamed pedophile at anyone who came near their little princess and ended up making their daughter feel like she indirectly killed someone - the same person they had allowed into their home and let groom their teen daughter. That fucks with a kids head. Kota was always in Kikis shadow growing up but after her modelling career got off the ground you can bet Kiki was shoved to the side by Cathy and Scott which is why Kiki never stopped clawing for relevance. Her entire acting schtick was a calculated attempt for more validation and attention from her mom and dad.

No. 840021

You're right, Kiki loves Kota but also is insanely jealous of her and anything she does without Kiki or that makes Kiki look bad in comparison. I don't doubt Kota loves Kiki too, but keeps her at arms' length to avoid her narc pestering to help her find a JP sugar daddy. Dakota marrying a loser to stay in Japan makes a lot of sense considering the family she came from is all she has left without Japan.

No. 840025

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I feel like this confirms she’s still low key clinging to her scene phase. I’m assuming this video from her Instagram story is an old video of the guy she’s currently with and she feels like she needs to show him off. Crazy how fast she can jump from one guy to another, and she always hypes them up.

Side note, did she suddenly forget about her own music? Wasn’t she claiming to make a comeback? Not like she’s stick with it anyways.

No. 840031

I think it sounds like a guy she dated way back in the day.

The guy mentions kiki in the video He said "there's that video kiki made… Acting like me" makes mind blown hand gesture "i don't care, I'm with this other girl, she's 19, cooler, way older. No drama. That's why she's big on Stickam, because of the drama" and Kiki is just bursting out laughing as she films.

She genuinely believes this is not embarrassing at all for her.

No. 840032

I think Kiki is very angry that Kota didn't help her in Japan. I remember Kaka being so mad that she was about to expose Kota or something on her twitter.

She must keep videos and photos of all her exes and honestly believes she was the best they could do, what a cope.

No. 840033

could be danny cespedes / mr myspace

No. 840036

That is, in fact, Daniel DeJesus Cespedes. Wow, so she's lowered herself to using the dead MySpace scene king from 10+ years ago for attention? The same guy she and her parents killed bc he broke up with her over a bedbug infestation? Yikes.

No. 840038

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Is it Danny or a throwback of this other guy on her story?
I think they look similar.

No. 840040

File: 1623358401007.jpeg (17.46 KB, 400x400, images (3).jpeg)

Unlikely, specially if he's trash talking Kiki. To me it looks a lot like Corey Pattakos, who she dated for a while (if you look up his name on Google this dude entrepreneur with Lamborghinis and shit comes up and the other one is Kiki's ex-bf, which leads me to believe they might be the same person? Idk I'm not good with faces).

No. 840041

the guy in the picture has blue eyes tho

No. 840042

If that’s actually Danny than she’s especially terrible for laughing at a dead man, and it’s petty of her to keep revisiting content of her ex that she can’t let go of. So much for “healing”. I worry about her current followers for being so ignorant as to how vile and sickening she truly is as a human being. Like she’s actually nauseating.

No. 840043

Actually now that I think about it, does anyone remember the video she posted of her laughing her ass off at a woman who got in a car accident? She laughed her ass off because it was an overweight woman and the car rolled 3 times.
She will never change.

No. 840052

He’s unattractive. Looks like a soiboi cuck who enjoys being pegged.

No. 840054

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I think it really looks like him

plus, it's safer to reminisce of an ex-bf who (coincidentally) happens to be doing well for himself rather than the one who supposedly "violently raped" her. Especially bc the guy is saying he's dating a 19yo, so not a pedo (which she keeps claiming Danny was, that he dated 12-14 year olds)

No. 840055

File: 1623365380317.jpeg (24.92 KB, 374x499, images (5).jpeg)

Like, if you compare their profiles

No. 840061

Found a better link with comments

No. 840062

Yikes. So either way she still obsesses over her ex’s years later. She needs to be admitted somewhere.

No. 840069

So it is Corey

Hella embarrassing. Imagine being an adult, living life and a random ex from your teens post an instastory with you on it, with a video you didn't even remember existing.

And if this is actually him today https://wikitia.com/wiki/Corey_Pattakos you can assume Kiki is secretly thirsting for some of the wealth he shows off.

No. 840074

So she is posting old videos of some ex from ages ago who has been off doing his own thing, probably in hopes that he'd get in touch with her again?

She's so desperate rn, the second-hand embarrassment is so strong.

No. 840078

Since she believes in the law of attraction, i wouldn't put it past her

No. 840092

I could understand her obsessing over her ex if he was a 7ft billionaire male model lol. And even then, doing so publicly would be horribly cringe, that shit should be kept private. But seriously? Digging out old photos of some 4/10 emo faggot and obsessively posting them to her stories? She needs help.

No. 840093

It’s kind of funny seeing her so desperate. Dude clearly moved on years ago and has probably fucked hundreds of 10/10s from all over the world since and is living his best life. I guess she doesn’t have any connections left to use to social climb, so she is begging for scraps using her rich ex from 10+ years ago for relevance? Insane. She’s like one of those sad old trashy middle aged women who fucked some rockstar 30 years ago and never shut up about it.

No. 840124

> Dude clearly moved on years ago and has probably fucked hundreds of 10/10s from all over the world since and is living his best life

Yup. It's so sad she went to YouTube and filmed a 10+ years video where he talks about her for 30 secs, laughing like a maniac. She sounded unhinged.

No. 840133

It's Danny, not Corey. Danny has a more aquiline nose whereas Corey has more of an upturned nose. The guy in Kiki's "time capsule heartbreak" pic is Danny, not to mention the pic of Danny that she posted has him in the same outfit from the day they did the pool party shoot that became Dakota's site banner ("slut u just wait").

Kiki is going back now and lovebombing Danny now that everyone knows he was just a normal teenager who was killed by her greed and lust for attention. She's going to do what Dakota did and claim it was all her evil family's fault and all she wanted was a knight in shining armor to save her from them, like Kota did, but then kept in touch with her family, indulged their vulgar sense of humor, and kept her shitty entitled princess syndrome because of it which cost her everything.

Kiki is gonna do the same thing, now turn around and claim she had no culpability or choice in anything from the day she met him to the day he died, and that she still loves him and misses "the good old days" before literally everyone on the internet knew she was a soulless sack of shit piloted by bugs. She will conveniently forget that she was the one who posted the pic of Danny in his coffin to MySpace and made a website mocking his death, calling him names and saying "this is what happened to the last guy to mess with my family".

No. 840134

I remember that, Kiki made a tweet that said "Hey everyone, ask me anything about your favorite top model in Japan" or something like that, alluding she was gonna spill about Kota's visa/contract situation. Kota responded in kind by posting Kiki's WorldFriends (a language EX app) handle, Kirleios, which she was using to troll for any JP guy who would marry her for a visa complete with cringey weeaboo google translate bio.

No. 840135


No. 840140

The video says it's Corey multiple times anon >>840061

No. 840147

I wonder how Kiki ended up on that specific app and Kota quickly knowing her name on it.

My money is on Kota telling Kiki that it's how she found her partner and so she knew the moment Kiki signed up.

No. 840152

Anon. It is Corey. >>840061
The video literally has the part she posted.

No. 840179

WorldFriends wasn't a dating, hookup or escorting site, it was literally a language exchange. My guess is Kota told Kiki to make a profile or, even made it for her to help her meet guys in Japan who spoke English so she wouldn't need Kota as a translator on dates.

No. 840202

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you either remember wrong or are lying. Kooter never posted anything public against Kiki. She's been silent as a mouse on her socials since 2011 onward. Kiki's tweet only said this… I don't see any kind of allude of visas or contracts. I remember just thinking she did this to answer fan questions and feel vicariously popular through Kooter's fans. That's it. She deleted it herself within minutes without any response from Koot. Stop fabricating stories, weirdo.

No. 840204

Oh shit I remember her world furendos dating profile too, where she was shopping for Asian sugar daddies and claimed she could speak Japanese and Chinese but didn’t even know that nyan was Japanese for meow LOL.

No. 840211

Because it wasn't posted to their socials, it was posted anonymously in a Kiki thread here during a time when they were beefing, it was a random one off post that only said:


You know what to do."

Someone googled it and found Kiki's profile, which at the time wasn't a name she had used anywhere else before and the app was relatively unknown for someone to have just randomly stumbled upon it. Also the way it was posted was too quick and dirty, not "omg look, I found Kiki trolling for jap dick on my language app!".

No. 840212

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Posted June 2015 in an old Kiki/Snagglepuss thread

Happened when Kiki was in Japan mid 2015, which was also when Kota leveled up the most, moved into that big apartment and made her Instagram.

No. 840213

File: 1623489907308.png (146.35 KB, 646x919, Screenshot_20210612-052028_(1)…)

One month later anons started betting Kota posted it, then…

No. 840214

File: 1623490116691.png (156.35 KB, 642x803, Screenshot_20210612-051506_(1)…)

… three months later after Kiki and Taku split, another thirsty dating profile gets posted claiming they got it from Kiki/Kota's favorite gossip hole, PULL.

Again, posted quick and dirty, and shortly after this was when Kiki went back to FL & pretended Taku went to Disney with her.

No. 840216

Kota was cashing in and Kiki wanted a piece, but she was so cringey and unaware of how to act so Kota kept her at a distance to protect her own handouts.

No. 840217

File: 1623492363871.png (432.39 KB, 1365x1856, 1444719524055.png)

Here you go! Her cringey Worldfriends profile.

No. 840218

File: 1623493287129.png (312.02 KB, 1079x1643, 1425629106185.png)

Here's where Kiki claimed to get scouted, which was right in line with her dating profiles getting leaked. Notice Kota's reply can be taken multiple ways if she knows Kiki is escorting for sone kind of entertainment deal like she did.

No. 840221

How to link posts from old threads?? I'm reading a Kiki thread that has a LOT of Danny info and receipts. It has Danny's diary entry about breaking up with Kiki (his side of it) and a post from a friend of the family who knew info on the whole situation.

Cathy and Kiki lied to Danny that she was 17 when they met, so him being a pedo who chases "12 year olds" was all Kiki bullshit. He almost broke up with her and moved home over it but his home life wasn't good so he stayed, until the bedbug infestation and Kiki's histrionics became too much.

The post also says that Kiki had a restraining order against Danny, so that the night they lured him to the mall & she jumped out to surprise him in front of the police which is why he ran, NOT because the cops were eager af to catch him selling come to a fakeb"12 year old he wanted to fuck". Kiki and Cathy lired him to the mall to meet someone else, Kiki jumped out when the cops showed up, and Danny ran because of the RO. Cops don't just hauk off and chase teenagers on sight unless they've actually done something, but if Kiki popped out being 14 with an RO against Danny and Cathy was there screaming that he raped her, he would get chased for that.

Seriously there's so much info I forgot about, like I can't believe I forgot Kiki lied about being 17 to get with Danny- she always made it seem like he knew she was 14 and pursued her because of it, when really he ghosted her for 2 days bc of it. He wasn't a pedo, he was an immature teen from a bad home who made the mistake of giving a shit about a soulless twat.

No. 840222

Kek at all the lies that contradict themselves.




>Graduate Degree

>Have you lived Overseas? For How Long?

>Japan multiple times for a few months

>I would Like Travelling To…


This must have pissed Kota off and that's why she tipped us off not once but twice!

No. 840234

File: 1623506950066.jpeg (17.02 KB, 452x678, images.jpeg)

> Let's play a little q&a

No. 840284

Do you by chance have a link to this thread?

No. 840301

To link posts from old threads, right-click on the post number and copy the link address. Also if they are old posts on the same board (so /pt/ here obv) you can quote the same way as posts in the same thread, by just using ">>" and the post number.

No. 840309

File: 1623579744672.jpg (179.7 KB, 579x793, 1424815820498.jpg)

Thank you!!

Danny's side of things: >>>/pt/120342

Cespedes family friend's POV of the situation: >>>/pt/120345

There's also several screencaps from the police reports over the incident that have details that have been long forgotten, pics of her 3 Tokyo bondage fairy hooker outfits she wore for months, the pepper spray and knife she bragged about carrying illegally, her claim of being scouted, claims of being groped, harassed in "university", the Pisscab Saga, forcing Taku's restaurant staff to rewash their utensils before making her food, fucking Fangophilia and recording him drunk in bed without his consent, the Jackotass sketches, and so so much more.

No. 840310

Here's all the 2015 Japan saga Kiki threads:

OG thread
(June 2014)

(November 2014)

(March 2015)

(June 2015, Part 1)

(June 2015, Part 2)

(July 2015)

(August 2015, Part 1)

(August 2015, Part 2)

(September 2015)

(October 2015)

No. 840395

File: 1623633018044.png (1.09 MB, 1080x1894, Screenshot_20210613-220903.png)

ok but I want to see how it looks irl with her nose, long face etc.

Is there any picture taken at the salon or the hairdresser's Instagram? Nope.

No. 840402

She alsp reposted Kota's Fila pic and Kota reposter her again. They sure have been posting and interacting with each other a lot lately, and now Kiki has a weeby haircut? Maybe with with new music thing there will be another Kaka in Japan saga??? I can't think of any reason why Kota would want to risk the last scrap of her career associating with Kiki publicly when she always avoided it before, unless it's just because it looks like Kiki has more going on currently (beleive it or not).

No. 840403

She tagged the salon and stylist & promises better pics to come. Imagine giving an almost 29 year old woman a hime cut, then possibly seeing yourself and your job tagged on pics of her naked & covering her tits seductively. Cringe.

No. 840421

Kiki starting to act like PT 2.0 out here.

No. 840430

> Seductively

Dude. Where.

I'm no stranger to girls posting revealing pics on insta and shit, but Kiki just gives off a weird vibe.

AND there's the issue with tagging a professional hairdresser. Like, c'mon. Put on a shirt for this one

No. 840435

Well, true, but you know Kiki thinks those pics make her look seductive. She must think they look like some sultry boudoir lewds, but really it looks like an autistic woman with a tween weeb haircut being naked on camera and fondling herself while high on seratonin.

No. 840438

Just FYI being “scouted” in Japan as a foreign woman is super common. Sincerely not intending to humble brag but it happened to me a handful of times when I’d visit cities when I lived there, and to lots of other women I know. It was always creepy and extremely sketchy. No one from a legit, well-respected agency is scouting people in Shibuya. Kiki actually believing she’d been scouted is naive and hilarious.

No. 840441

Her lies were on overdrive during this time but yes, if it did happen, it was when she was dressed like a hooker standing around waiting to be noticed. It wasn't going to be for modeling work because none ever materialized from this little story of hers. Kota's non-reaction also suggests she knew.

It also wouldn't have happened if she was going places with a guy. IIRC she was with one most of the time.

No. 840523

Well, clearly it didn't "happen", or else she wouldn't have immediately went home. She threw out that she was back in FL pretty quickly, calling Japan a concrete jungle and saying she missed the nature of Florida (KEK you missed pine trees and weeds?). It was pretty obvious she was trying literally anything to stay in Japan, and I think if Taku ever did go to Florida Disney with her it was part of a marriage scam (your spouse has to meet your family and you have to leave Japan to reset your visa), but also didn't work so he just went back to Japan without her. It's the only reason I can think of why she would randomly drag him to Florida, also Kiki copies Kota trying to be successful and Kota visited home with an unrelated older male right before she immediately came back with that popteen ring and Shibuya apartment (after 3 years of posting pedobait lolita thirsttraps and blogging on her Bravo contract).

No. 840531

File: 1623765958328.png (939.3 KB, 1080x1483, Screenshot_20210615-110121.png)

She posted the pics on her Instagram feed, but I think this one gives some idea on how it looks IRL.

Makes her face look 5x longer. since it's cheekbone length and turned towards her face, it naturally brings attention to her nose. Also, she's the only human being that manages to have a 5head, thanks to the baby bangs.

GOSH I wish we could see this haircut under WalMart lights.

No. 840533

What is wrong with her nose?

No. 840542

I love that she captioned it "kiki hime", I hope this is the return of weebykiki. I feel like she only dropped the Japan/AMWF thirsting because she was so enraged that Taylor married a rich Asian who gave her everything kiki wanted. Maybe she's ready to try Japan again now that Tay is boring and normal in HK?

No. 840544

Oh no honey, how did Kiki not learn like the rest of us that hime cuts look terrible on thin white girl hair? I swear we knew this 10 years ago

No. 840568

I honestly don’t think there’s anything terribly wrong with her nose but it just emphasizes her already narrow face shape and narrow lips. She would look better with a few plumper features on her face, like cheeks, lips, or slightly wider nostrils/nose bridge, but she’s just narrow all over including her body. It gives a hawk-like appearance. All that on top of her eyes that she bugs out in pictures to make them look bigger. Some ppl on this thread say that her nose is humped but I don’t think it’s terribly humped.

Her previous hair parted in the center just drew attention to her narrow lines and now her teenage weeb hime cut literally points straight at her nose, but at least it covers her narrow face and non existent cheek bones.

No. 840576

I hope it's for her "new music" shtick.

No. 840579

This haircut is not only objectively awful, but about one of the worst cuts Kiki could have got for her features.

No. 840580

Her face is fine, she just has a big nose

No. 840607

File: 1623808731067.png (849.15 KB, 1080x1893, Screenshot_20210615-225544~2.p…)

She does it with outfits too. she either sees herself in a completely different way or just likes looking haggard

Pic related: queen of scraping any appraisal that comes her way

No. 840611

File: 1623809853435.png (1.67 MB, 1080x2186, Screenshot_20210615-181707.png)

Agreed, and there's a lot of pretty girls with big noses but… there's something with her face that gives off weird vibes. i might be biased.

pic: felt like digging it and picturing that face with the hime haircut with her current makeup and fashion choices walking around LA, looking for dates, trying to manifest Corey Pattakos back.

No. 840635

Her nose is just bjg for her face, a hairstyle with volume and layers would do wonders for her, but her hardon for long elf hair guarantees she'll always have an unflattering style for her long, sallow face. She reminds me of one of the ghoulish character sketches from those Are You Afraid of the Dark books with the frizzy, flat, pin-straight long brown hair and crazy bug eyes & collarbones poking out.

No. 840637

she reposted something from “scenesluttzz” ……… was she just searching herself and why promote that account that picture on the left is likely underage tf

No. 840638

After years of making fun of her elevenhead she finally decided to cover it

No. 840640

Her nose doesn’t suit her face at all because it’s kind of a typical meaty Slav/Polish potato nose and she has quite a narrow oblong face with close set eyes, her wide fleshy beaky nose just makes them look even closer together. Something about all her features is just mismatched. I’m usually easily able to tell what plastic surgeries would work for someone but I don’t even know where to start with her face. In some pictures she reminds me of Chloe Sevigny but rather than being harmoniously quirky looking and easy to look at, Kikis face is kind of jarring and unharmonious.

No. 840643

Maybe the real reason Kiki is so anti-PS is because deep down she knows she still wouldn't turn out like she thinks she looks. The best she can do in reality is to just pretend she looks the way she thinks she does Dakota Rose style.

She's just lurking and posting vague shit about music and anime as well, it makes me think she's gonna try some kind of Japanese weebpunk music comeback… at 28 years old.

No. 840645

Kaka’s life is one big cope. I feel kind of bad for her at times. But then I remember what an evil cunt she is.

No. 840653

How her brain would read this post:

>She reminds me of Chloe Sevigny [redacted] being harmoniously quirky looking and easy to look at

No. 840661

I can’t stand Chloe Sevignys face or style but yeah Kaka would take this as a massive compliment

No. 840680

>one of the ghoulish character sketches from those Are You Afraid of the Dark books
Kek, I instantly knew which one. Kiki in her 60s.

No. 840685

it's because she has literally no upper lip and her bottom jaw sort of jutts out weirdly.

No. 840736

File: 1623928518750.png (1.2 MB, 720x980, Screenshot_20210617-071103_(1)…)

>good morning lil kittens!

No. 840739

Nitpick and OT but the book is called "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark". "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" was a Nickelodeon show from the 90's. I know this because I'm a part of The Midnight Society.(no1curr)

No. 840757

She looks fine except for her hairline. Nonnies are nitpicking about her nose.

No. 840786

File: 1623963715163.jpeg (1.35 MB, 1125x1969, FFA760EF-DE31-4517-84D6-7E067F…)

(New IG story but not really milk so I saged this comment)

I get the feeling that Kiki is the kind of person who revisits past memories to write fanfics about herself or romanticize her trauma under the guise of introspection/acceptance. In reality she’s torturing herself and can’t let go, she’s too wrapped up in being Kiki Kannibal and everything that came with it

No. 840794

Why do I get the feeling looking at this that she put makeup on just so she could cry, take a picture, and post it online?

No. 840812

She’s crying cuz a new thread was made(no proof, no milk)

No. 840835

She realized how bad her new haircut looks.


No. 840995

Must suck going from the most popular attention grabbing e-girl in the mid 2000s to a literal who cat lady begging with terf bangs

No. 841113

She wasn't the most popular, she barely ranked on her own. The bulk of her "popularity" was either Myspace friendwhoring or secondhand envy from being a starfucker with sleazy parents who let her and kota slink backstage with Blood on the Dance Floor and took pics sitting in their laps, and sticking Kiki with whoever had online popularity like Danny. She was never an icon in her own right, she was a dramacow or a tagalong. Most people hated her personally and just wanted her shameless, obsessive parents who funded and pushed her desire for online fame since puberty.

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