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No. 949775

Previous Thread: >>945214
The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Current Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin
>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with
>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen
>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now
>she vapes now
>was in hospital for 2 months
>secret reddit was found
>publicly back on fent

LATEST MILK:
>stole 353 dollars worth of cosmetics and skincare >>945933
>pillowgate ensues with a horrifying picture of her arms >>946013
>dad cuts her off >>946169, >>946407
>ramps up self harm claims >>946364, >>946529
>complaining about doing sw when she doesn't even have an OF >>946564
>calls out men for being pedos while calling her bf a pedo >>946581
>banned from snapchat >>946765
>couldn't figure out how to use filters on insta >>946766, >>946767
>insight on the airbnb saga >>946783
>claims the only thing that would help her is oxy >>947147
>lunas anime waifu saga begins >>947149, >>947409
>anowexic qween >>947215
>new lurch lore drops >>947244
>dad blocks her >>947511
>nail fungus starts >>948253
>her "beautiful clear skin" without a filter >>948344, >>948351
>fighting with lurch and cutting herself >>948557
>got a new switch lite >>948791, >>948794
>got her bridge pierced again >>948921, >>948922
>facebook suspended >>949024
>nose blush arc begins >>949050
>stole another 100s of stuff >>949112, >>949113, >>949115
>claims she brings her cat to the vet when its obviously sickly >>949232
>harold.jpeg >>949248
>the cursed vibrator dies >>949461


SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnies
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ (inactive)
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/(deleted)
https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82
https://www.reddit.com/user/edgeofhell82
https://www.reddit.com/user/funeral1996

No. 949776


No. 949777

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No. 949779

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No. 949781

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No. 949785

>>949779
Just because you don't get handed piles of oxy doesn't mean your doctor doesn't care. You're in physical therapy, which is to SOLVE the pain issue. You just wanna be handed pills to get high off. Also, being not being 300lbs would probably help a majority of your "pain"

No. 949787

>>949777
She’s a fright.

No. 949792

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this new anime girl obsession feels so odd for her

No. 949793

>>949792
>elf
What?

No. 949794

The personalities she goes through…
Do you think it's real BPD or just being a loser poser all the time?

No. 949807

>>949779
She's doing physical therapy once a week, the rest of the time she sits on her fat ass, and she blames the doctors for her fucked up back. Back problems from being 300lbs and not owning any furniture is not "chronic pain", she needs to stop sitting on the floor and find a park bench to do her seated rehab exercises outside of the supervised weekly visits.

No. 949810

>>949779
>>949807
It also doesn't help that she's constantly bored and gets no distractions from the pain. When your attention is focused on a task like work, a hobby, cleaning etc you stop paying attention for a bit until you're reminded of the pain by a certain movement or something. Then you assume a position that alleviates the pain and continue what you were doing.

No. 949816

>>949794
All BPDemons are loser posers kek.

No. 949821

>>949792
i think she's around lurch so often and spends such little time interacting with other women that she's picking up weird moid fixations even if lurch himself doesn't share them

No. 949835

>>949792
She probably is geting familiar with anime aesthetics due to using her switch more often, but a weeb and cosplay Tuna arc would be so interesting, like a discout momo kun. I hope she realizes she can make more money than whatever she's doing currently by playing with coomer fantasies

No. 949836

>>949807
A 100lbs person's back would hurt from laying down all day.
Fuck my back hurts if I stay in bed too long.
She's just so fucking stupid.

No. 949840

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Sage for ancient milk but re-reading through Tuna's first few threads I found this, it seems the fungus has been among us longer than we all remembered kek

No. 949849

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Her bridge piercing looks so gross. Are those bumps the scars from her old piercing or are they keloids?

No. 949850

>>949793
just more proof that she is clueless when it comes to anything anime related. She is superficial and just likes the aesthetics of things. I'm glad, because the last thing the world needs is her fat ass in a Rem cosplay.

No. 949851

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didn't see this one posted- I have to say, she's a jump scare every time she pops up, especially a smiling selfie. my first thought when I see her is "oh god"

No. 949852

>>949849
they definitely look like the starts of keloids, if not they’re at least ugly looking irritation bumps from her not taking care of her piercing properly at all. i hope she does get huge ugly keloids on it, it would serve her right

No. 949855

>>949781
Conveniently covering Pumpkins fucked up fur after the backlash she got last time for her poor health

No. 949856

>>949849
Nah, keloids are pretty rare and look way worse than that. She probably just irritated it by slathering crap on it. I bet it's going to get infected soon

No. 949859

It just looks like foundation covered crusty, scabby, pus, chunks.

No. 949861

>>949849
Those are definetly some big, nasty irritation bumps. You need to completely stop fucking with it so that the bumps go away but there's no way she'll heal them. They're gonna get worse, bigger, bright red and bloody. And shes so gross and unsanitary, slathering on makeup with bacteria ridden hands/tools, it's gonna get infected too.

No. 949864

>>949840
>the fungus among us
kek'd. Also I feel like I should point out, albeit with no proof other than seeing it, that the pornified anime sticker pack that she purchased was one of the free "gift" options from Wish (or something similar) for a while a month or two back. It came with 100 or 200 mostly AI designs of weird, amputated-looking cropped images of semi-identifiable anime characters. I don't think she technically bought them based on desiring them, I think it was probably just a toss up between which free useless item she wanted more.

No. 949867

>>949849
The fact that they look like that under the industrial strength filter means they look 10x worse in real life. Grody

No. 949868

>>949840
jesus. i guess we’ve never seen her toes but judging from the fungus on her fingernails it’s likely her toenails are absolutely rotted out. does anyone know if they have any sort of private sink in their room or is all running water a public shared space? she seems like the pee bottle type so i can only imagine how often she actually cleans herself. like, i’m betting she gives herself wipe downs with baby wipes instead of showering.
>>949849
i’m betting her “washing” her face is just using a makeup wipe to take off her layers of lotion and foundation

No. 949869

>>949868
there's no sink or anything in their room. It's just a tiny room with barely enough room to fit their bed, a tiny nightstand, pumpkin's litterbox, and a tv on a small tv stand. They have to use a shared bathroom with everyone else on their floor. Even before when they did have a place with their own bathroom lurch was pissing in bottles though (tuna accidently drank it once) so I wouldn't be surprised if she's taken to it too.

No. 949870

>>949869
One other item in their room: they do have a mini fridge/freezer combo, w a microwave on top, which maybe came w/ the room (often does w/ kitchen-less accommodations in NYC & surrounding areas.) She never mentions that, bc it disrupts her narrative of 'not having access to healthy food,' but it's there, cut off in the background of some pics, and looks like both appliances are stainless steel, in fine condition. Probably just used for International Delights gallons of high fructose corn sugar/oil 'creamer'/coffee mix, before it gets used as a pee jug.

No. 949873

>>949869
oh god i forgot about that debacle. thank you nona for reminding me.
>>949870
i mean a fridge and microwave doesn’t necessarily increase access to healthy food especially when you barely graduates high school to become a full time junkie on welfare and have zero concept of nutrition. she’s a lazy fatass just blaming everyone but herself for her abhorrent living conditions and obesity

No. 949881

>>949849
>>949852
Kek I think those are keloids… Does she ever take those piercings off? Don't they need to be cleaned sometimes? Cute headband though

No. 949882

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>>949881
You don't even know how keeping new piercings clean works but you think you know better than the nonas who are saying they're not keloids? Keloids look fucking gnarly. Sure she's gross and she sucks but Luna just has irritation bumps

No. 949888

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wow luna, skinny legend

No. 949889

>>949888
Fast food seems to be the only thing they actually spend money on. Does ebt or whatever they get cover fast food too?

No. 949890

>>949889
In NY, there is an EBT extra allowance on top of regular food stamps that ppl who are homeless, generally, can request and may or may not get depending on the level of proof they have of homelessness. I don't think Lurch & Luna would qualify for it, or would be able to finagle getting that, so basically no. Some bodegas in NY will let you buy prep'd food using the kind of misunderstood rule of 'only cold food allowed' to be sold using EBT, like cold sandwiches. I'm shocked that they're spending $ on fast food, too, so there's a slight chance they have the restaurant allowance based on not having a place to prep food in their home.

No. 949891

>>949882
nyart and idk if theyre keloids or not, but she's had her bridge pierced 2/3 times and slowly had them get infected and reject. I don't think its impossible that it's scar tissue, but it also could be her foundation gunking up the piercing.

No. 949894

Piercing fag:
They are hypertrophic scar piercing bump, which refers to a raised, firm bump that can develop around a piercing site due to an overproduction of collagen during the healing process, essentially a small, localized scar that appears as a bump around the piercing hole; it's often caused by friction or irritation around the piercing and can sometimes be slightly red and itchy, but unlike a keloid, it usually stays confined to the original piercing area.

No. 949895

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Outside view of the trap house

No. 949896

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No. 949897

>>949896
>2 sodas each

No. 949898

>>949896
I appreciate that Lurch has the decency to hide his face from the public, perhaps Tuna can take some pointers from him now that her filters have gone. He looks like a giant fly about to shoot its tongue out and suck those sodas dry.
>>949895
Incredible that Tuna's only now learning how light works. If only her brain wasn't too fried to put up some decent curtains.

No. 949899

>>949898
Oh, she's got her filters back, so she can pretend to be attractive again.
>>949896
Lurch looks so comical constantly wearing a mask. And wearing sunglasses at night. Who is he hiding from, wearing all that disguise? I so badly want to see his teeth. He keeps his mouth so firmly shut in photos. Let's see, Luna, please?

No. 949900

>>949895
Wtf is her residence technically listed as? Has she doxxed herself before with this place? It doesn't look as ghetto as I expected.

No. 949902

>>949895
Their filth is escaping from the window and staining the frame.

>>949896
Love how lurch patched the hole in his jacket with a bandaid tbh. kek

No. 949905

>>949896
Sun glasses inside and it's dark out. Us he hiding pinned pupils or incredibly insecure about his looks?

No. 949907

>>949905
Maybe he developed a lazy eye kek

No. 949909

I followed luna back in the day when I was an impressionable teen and now that I’ve reached adulthood I can fully realize the sadness of her existence. Has this girl ever done normal young adult things? drunk brunch with some girlfriends? Taken a trip, fly on a plane? Has she ever gone anywhere outside of New York even? it seems like due to finances the only things her entire life has revolved around are drugs and shitty toys. It’s insane to me that she hasn’t changed in the probably ten years it’s been since I was exposed to her(blog)

No. 949910

>>949900
it’s one of those former office buildings converted into low income housing. rooms are an efficiency with a shared bathroom on each floor.
>>949909
not at all. she has no real friends. just a geriatric older junkie boyfriend that groomed her (and hasn’t taken a shit in a month). super bleak. she’s been a junkie, hasn’t really worked. lived in squalor this whole time. just… getting fat, infected, fungusy, and making disgusting content for randos on the internet. super depressing. she was always a cow, but when you think about those questions and the life she’s basically thrown away to glamorize this squalid lifestyle with a disgusting moid… oooof

No. 949911

>>949856
this. keloids aren’t common on white ppl, it’s melanated skin that needs to worry about keloids. what most people call keloids on piercings is just hypertrophic scarring and is easily treated. Keloids do no go away, and even with serious surgical intervention can grow back.

what’s happening is the swelling is pushing on alllll that old scar tissue causing it to raise up. the only good thing is the scar tissue may keep it from rejecting and pushing out of her skin.

No. 949916

>>949896
Is he worried tommy two fingers from down the block is gonna break his knees from selling him a bad batch. He sticks out more with this ridiculous disguise. Personally when someone is wearing a mask outside of the subway you look more suspicious.

They’re like a pair of cartoon villains, someone should draw them in a Hannah barbera style. Like the villains from rocky and bullwinkle if they switched genders and body types but way stupider and dirtier.

No. 949917

Stop derailing about the piercing bumps. We do not need 5 anons chiming in that they are not keloids.

No. 949922

>>949900
She's consistently posted selfies in front of the place for a good while now. Just browse the list of supported housing in the area if you're curious

No. 949930

If you Google image search that picture you can see her address and the street view of what's around. She really is a spoiled fucking brat.

No. 949932

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>>949930
I'm pretty surprised how nice the area & location is! Doesn't have access to healthy food, my ass. It's only one block from the Metro-North train, which goes into NYC for a few bucks, quickly. When you're on EBT, you qualify for 1/2 price public transportation, too, in NYC.

No. 949935

>>949932
Mamaroneck is a nice area. I’m surprised they even allow rooming house shit there.

No. 949936

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No. 949937

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every day she has to show off “her own little space” and it’s just stolen junk arranged together

No. 949938

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The scar tissue on that bridge piercing really adds to her look

No. 949940

>>949937
Why is at least one of those bottles already empty, unless they're old bottles she managed to keep? The methadone clinic req's attendance 6 days per week, only Sundays off, unless you've had many drug tests clean in a row. So, Saturday, you get to take home Sunday's dose in a bottle like that. You have to return the empty bottle to the clinic on the next day. She said she hasn't been drug tested or seen her counselor in a long time there, which is weird & kinda hard to believe.
And, why does she always have to display her methadone as tho it's cool?

No. 949941

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the filter didnt cover her face on this one since she’s half out of frame

No. 949942

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No. 949943

>>949942
I think these porn anime stickers are used largely to make others uncomfortable in public. It fits her persona of being an uwu victim weirdo punk rock sex worker/addict, who loves to see others squirm about 'what she is,' supposedly.

No. 949944

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Moon face

No. 949945

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No. 949946

>>949941
and she really thinks slather lotion, moisturizer n such will help her face?

No. 949947

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No. 949948

>>949947
>delay deny depose
this retard has been on medicaid her whole life at our expense and has never had to deal with actual health insurance ever. hardworking taxpayers could only dream about the free medical treatments and medication she gets. she was in the hospital for over a month and didn’t pay a dime. that would bankrupt the average american. omg i hate her so much.

No. 949950

>>949938
The best her eyebrows have ever looked. At least the one we can see

No. 949951

>>949948
Our social activist qween has to make sure she plays the part

No. 949952

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back to covering the fungus instead of fixing it

No. 949953

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No. 949954

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When’s the last time this greasy motherfucker washed his hair? 1984?

No. 949955

>>949952
No! I wish someone would ask her if they're ombre yellow at the nail bed or something. Maybe she should've used a not transparent, uncolored nail to cover her fungus. That is so putrid and they'll only get worse. I wonder where this will lead!

No. 949956

I hope her nails fall off

No. 949957

>>949955
>>949956
unfortunately she only has greenies, which die when it contacts air, it's just a stain now. but she will keep getting them because moisture is getting under her press-ons

No. 949959

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>>949957
>>unfortunately she only has greenies
NONNIE!!!!! you're a genius, tuna's nails and back are pseudomonas!!!

No. 949960

>>949959
I think she had osteomyelitis in some bones in her back, which is gotten from injecting drugs, often, and can be from bacteria, a virus, or fungus, but she was on IV antibiotics, which killed the infection. After the infection is no longer active in her bone, there's no lingering pain. If she still had an active infection in her back, she'd been in pain, it'd be inflamed and her life would be at risk, so it's not active anymore. I don't think the fungus nails and her hospital stay were connected.

No. 949961

>>949960
iirc she did have to try a couple different antibiotics though, which was why she ended up staying so long

No. 949963

>>949961
No, they take a sample from the area, and culture the bacteria, to find the exact one and give the correct antibiotic. When someone is an IV drug user, rather than sending them home w an IV port & letting them receive antibiotics at home daily from a nurse, they keep them in the hospital to make sure they don't use that port to inject & they follow thru w/ the treatment's full course. That's why she was kept that long.

No. 949970

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>>949961
>>949963
Both of you are right. I went back to #50 to dig up the post where Luna mentioned that they did a biopsy to figure out the right antibiotics. Apparently she had already been in the hospital on different antibiotics for a month at that point. No idea why they didn't identify the strain of bacteria right away.

No. 949986

>>949952
I want them to move out because I'm sick and tired of seeing filth every fucking time, but then I realized thats a stupid wish because they would just trash the next place theyre in. they have zero hygienic standards and would rather get high then stay clean.

No. 949989

>>949895
that stain is from smoking out the window because they’re not allowed to smoke here but she’s too fat and lazy to waddle outside to chainsmoke. this confirms that pumpkin is living in a cloud of cigarette smoke.
>>949941
luna, it’s your own fault you live like this when you’re pushing 30. some poor people actually don’t deserve nice things tbh.

No. 949990

>>949940
i think theyre both full still they both look the same color?

No. 950000

>>949989 Holy shit nona, good eye re: the stain, that's exactly what it is, weed and cig smoke both stain TF out of everything and when she blows it out the window it immediately hits the awning.

No. 950002

>>950000
>>949989
In the google street view the stain has been there since like 2019, it did get worse in like 2021/2022 though if anyone remembers when they moved in there



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