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No. 837043

Previous Thread: >>>/pt/828285
Onision Thread Archives: >>511709
Onision Drama Crash Course: http://www.lifeofonion.com

Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe/Gregory Daniel/James Jackson is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been declining ever since. He has a fetish for underaged alternative girls and a good portion of his milk comes from his attempts at grooming these unfortunate victims. He also likes to distract from controversy by faking mental breakdowns and suicide baiting. After over a decade of this pattern of behaviour, he eventually came to mainstream attention through a documentary, and Youtube subsequently demonetised his channel. His wife/spouse/fellow groomer, Laineybot/Lainey/Taylor Avaroe/Kai Jackson, is a trans man who has abandoned her Youtube channel and locked down her social media presence to hide away from allegations of sending nudes to underaged girls and helping to lure in new targets of Onisions' abuse.

Links:
http://www.youtube.com/onision
http://www.instagram.com/onision
http://www.twitter.com/onision
http://www.instagram.com/onisionprime
~~patreon.com/onision~~ [deplatformed]
https://www.twitch.tv/onision
https://www.tiktok.com/@onisionprime


Last time on Shrek:
> Everyone remembered to sage and integrate and we all had a grand old time
> Before moving, Greg put in minimal effort and expense into meeting conditions for wetlands restoration, notably less so than the effort and expense he put into destroying it in the first place: >>828489, >>828490
> Greg keeps spamming emails at Jaclyn Glen's inbox because it's the only box of hers he'll ever fill: >>828546
> And he's very much not mad at her for complaining about it: >>829217
> He also spammed Creepshowart: >>831801, >>831802, >>831803, >>831805
> Greg drags up a nearly decade-old email from Shiloh wishing him luck, just to show us all that he's totally moved on, guys: >>828900
> Andy Dick confirms that not even he wants to be associated with Onion, despite the uncanny physical resemblance with the only person who hasn't yeeted themselves out of his life: >>829513
> Speaking of Lainey/Kai, have we ever seen her in the same room as Social Repose?
> Onision fundraises a whopping $200 towards building his own video platform: >>829954
> In another fit of nostalgia (because there's no new milk), the anti-O who shall not be named allegedly made an FOI request for the police report for that time Greg enticed a minor to cross state lines for the purposes of sex (Shiloh): >>830222, >>830248
> and allegedly received/found said police report: >>832598, >>832783
> In a discord leak, Greg threatened to become self aware by expressing moral outrage at Elvis having married a teenager, but then explained that it was only bad because they got divorced: >>830726
> Greg believes netflix will eventually contact him to make a documentary: >>830730
> Tiktok bans Onision's freshly minted account: >>832015
> But then reinstated it: >>833232
> In a new low, Greg challenged Jake Paul to a boxing match, which is promptly ignored, despite Keemstar's valiant efforts: >>832350
> Swamp Shack finally sold: >>832611
> Every week this dude comes out with a new forum or discord server in a desperate attempt to maintain an audience as tiny as his suspicious trouser package.
> Onion appeared on Kermit and Friends with Andy Dick's wife, Elisa, where he was owned by an anti-vax Karen and completely disregarded by Elisa >>836157
> Greg reuploads the song he did with Shane Dawson (has he told you yet about the time he kissed Shane Dawson?) because just like these threads, there's nothing left in his life but old stale milk >>836703, >>836735
> Next doco ep out 27th May, the only hope for milk left: >>833537

For the sake of making Onision threads more readable and avoiding bans, please follow these rules:

Do not derail the thread about the onion flakes/orbiters unless their posts have some connection to Greg. Attempts to discuss the onion flakes that does not relate to Greg will result in a ban. The flakes thread can be found at >>>/snow/691458

Don't post anti-o caps unless they contain direct milk we don't already have. A separate thread has been created for anti-o's >>>/snow/ 1081173

- READ PREVIOUS THREADS AND PREVIOUS POSTS BEFORE POSTING. LURK MOAR
- REPORT AND IGNORE BAIT, just don't respond. Responding to blatant bait will result in a ban.
- No nitpicking.
- Do not liveblog streams.
- Do not contact the cows and post about it here. You will be banned.
- Do not post nudes of any exes.

No. 837050

I fucked up: dropped the J from James Jackson, and the anti-O thread's link is cut up, should be >>>/snow/1081173

No. 837055

>>837043
Thanks for the informative summary. The last 3 thread OP's seemed like they were hastily made just to be first or get the thread pic they wanted at the top. Cant wait for the 27th and the freak out that will follow. Greg already admitted that he had a panic attack just hearing Sarah was going to be interviewed. I can only imagine what's going to happen when he hears what she has to say. I really hope episode 4 really digs into Lainey and the shit she's done. Hiding from the internet is not going to keep Laineys friends, family and neighbors from knowing she's as fucked up as Greg.

No. 837057

Sage bc no milk and slightly ot but I cant believe this hag brings up his pregnancy fetish now that she's pregnant?? what kind of sick freak. she definitely trhives off this attention. anyways watch the vid if you want but nothing new, just trying to make them sweet onion buxx and talks about the docuseries/the episode coming up on the 27th. always hilarious to me how these bootubers complain about much consent and story rights but then jaclyn basically promotes it for free? hypocrite but funny to watch

No. 837083

>>837043
Not sure if it’s because I watched the previous eps on the app, but discovery plus just dropped a minute long teaser trailer for the doc and sent it on push notifications…

No. 837084

>>837083
Minute long teaser trailer for "Sarah Speaks?"
Or just a general trailer for the whole series, meaning the past 3 eps?
And if it was a teaser for ep 4 can you share or give us a summary?

No. 837087

>>837083
Correction, wasn’t a minute, just shows that for anything under a minute on the app:
Just clips of people talking about him being a predator, clips of him licking Shiloh’s head, and the tag like “onisions story continues”

No. 837107

>>837087
Any of those clips Sarah?

No. 837116

File: 1621698935298.jpg (294.11 KB, 1030x585, omg1.jpg)

I can't believe he had Muse on, of all people. He was actually trying to avoid her not responding to her emails and such. She complained about that before.
Hope it goes all wrong and she'll stalk him too. That would be awesome.

No. 837131

>>837057
I think he only messaging her cause he has a pregnancy fetish he probably getting off to her

No. 837132

>>837116
who is muse? they look like a meth head or possibly an alien in human clothing?

No. 837133

Methhead it looks like.

No. 837143


No. 837144

>>837132
>who is muse?

search her names and the names of the people she accused of trying to sex traffic her on YouTube and there are a bunch of videos about her.
Muse, The Muse, Muse Talks, Wes Moast, Brittany Simon

Muse tries to be the ultimate victim and with Gregs hero complex I can see him bringing her in like he did Sarah and Sam and some of those other girls who were having issues with their family or just needed a place because they didn't have a stable living situation.

And if Greg brings Muse into his home, holy fuck will there be milk. Fingers crossed!

No. 837152

>>837144
definitely not. he's been avoiding Muse like the plague and I bet he's even bummed he fell for letting her on the stream. She's been angry about that a bunch of times, yet I don't even think Greg knows that. He knows she's already completely fucked up, where's the fun in that? She's already broken. And too old too. Way too old.
He likes them young and just broken in enough by a bad family life so he can take them in and then fuck them up completely. He won't give Muse the time of day. Besides that I think she's probably too ugly for Greg.

No. 837275

I'm gonna get shit for this take, but I feel like the Sarah stuff was blown out of proportion. Yes, it's gross that they slept with her after turning 18. Yes, Onion is a creep, but everyone warned Sarah. Hasn't she even admitted to lurking their threads for them? So was she really that surprised? Everyone did beat this dead horse. Jaclyn is still milking it. I mean, she made a video this week that shared nothing new. Just regurgitating the same old shit. And after watching repzions new video (lil Tay) the bit with his cat has made me realize that he is a really strange guy.

No. 837283

>>837275
I was wondering if the thread would be left inactive for a day as it should be and then you come and post a shit take about Sarah. Disappointed but not surprised.

No. 837289

>>837283
>left inactive for a day
>a day

Yeah, after all the milk that has sustained it over the last month or so a break for a day was definitely needed /s
They even saged lmao

No. 837291

>>837275
A mind-blowing insight into what isn't even the current milk. Worried about how the next documentary episode is going to go?

>>837289
Sage isn't a license to be as dumb as you like without reproach. Between milk it's not meant to fill up with shit, and I too had optimistically thought maybe the morons had run out of sperging.

No. 837294

>>837291
its been aired already 4 and 5 i mean but still nothing anywhere online. i wanna see it dangit.

No. 837307

Doesn’t add any relevance to the thread but with Greases obsession with anti culture emo characters geared towards Hot Topic Tweens. I’m surprised he doesn’t do more Depp characters. Forget about Johnny’s shit show of a personal life, depp has become absolutely insufferable over the past decade.
Absolutely Cartoonish, over the top, almost Garish film portrayals depp almost boarder lines of self obsession and parody. I’m not here to argue as a film critic or about deposit personal life, just found it interesting Greg doesn’t do more depp characters like his obsession with the joker and Japanese animation. Greg’s just as about as self aware as depps edgy hats and Over the top accessories. Very dark and oh so cool guy persona.
Clearly the thread post brought this to mind

No. 837337

>>837283
>>837291

Yet here you are. Keeping the post active. Makes you claim of hoping for inactivity disingenuous at best.

You completely fail to see the irony of you shitting up a thread with irrelevant complaints of people shitting a thread.

You do realize that you could go a few days without reading or posting yourself? It's not a requirement.

No. 837339

>>837337
We now have Gen Z Karens that are slightly more tech savvy than their Boomer counterparts moving in to the internet world to try and shit on anyone and anything not or catering to their whims.

>>837291
>Sage isn't a license to be as dumb as you like without reproach. Between milk it's not meant to fill up with shit, and I too had optimistically thought maybe the morons had run out of sperging

"I want to speaking to the lolcow manager.."

No. 837372

Holy meltdown bat man, not really new milk per se as greg is sperging over and over again about sarah raping him through nda, but oh boy stayed up late to watch the maniac meltdown, gregs jimmies are rustled definitely because of the documentary, only a matter of time before he really implodes and either commits die or get arrested for a public freak out.

No. 837374

>>837337
More like Onision can't handle being irrelevant.

No. 837377

>>837372
He is so bitter. He invites people with absolute hate in his heart. He has no idea what to do with this life without attention. Hahahaha. I love this.

No. 837382

File: 1621878059015.jpg (134.79 KB, 1592x903, mrodd.jpg)

don't expect too much, but a "mr odd" was in playmatetessi's stream asking questions about her. he was acting sus as heck.
i don't know if it was greg, i just found it… odd.

No. 837387

>>837372
"I do anti-x videos"
As though he had anything of value in those videos. Any time I've bothered to even watch a clip of those videos, they're always harmful towards their "intended audience" because of his giant water headed ignorance on every subject he tries to talk about.

No. 837388

>>837372
The only two comments visible are telling him to lawyer up and sue. As if he hadn't had ample time to do that before

No. 837394

>>837372
There was a video of a fat guy asking him about those NDA's in a stream, asking a real hard question. I bet thats why he's feeling insecure about that now:
>>>/pt/836344

https://www.bitchute.com/video/rjuuj9Ac3tH6/

No. 837397

>>837372
Ugh if anyone was able to stomach the whole thing congrats. This is such garbage and just him talking over his sycophants and regurgitating the same story over and over.

I did think it was interesting that he did try to say sarah was poor because she works at a soup kitchen and is trying to go pre-med. he’s got balls to try to make her look bad for either of those.

I also thought it was interesting that he misspoke when retelling all the other bad stories people should be focusing on rather than attacking him. He goes on about stabbings but then brings up a “father that molested his 11 year old daughter for falling…” and then corrected himself to “failing exams…” I don’t think he’s molesting his daughter to be clear but it stuck out to me.

I’m ready for this blister on the ass of the internet can finally fade away after all these years.

No. 837398

>>837397
Samefagging but I wish colossaliscrazy would jump on one of these streams and surprise him. I would love to see greg try and grapple with someone as patient and smart as colossal. Lionmaker 2.0

No. 837399

>>837394
All anyone needs to ask the dumb cunt is if he was the one who printed out the NDA and discussed with Sarah the terms. Not that it literally matters but because he's so fixated on it someone just needs to end the agony of him talking about this nda as if it's his get out of jail card. In fact it would hold as much standing in front of a judge as the fucking monopoly get out of jail card. Dude's a retard.

No. 837400

>>837399
The NDA isn’t the fault in his story, it’s the bad trade off of terms.

By his own account he accepted a bad deal by submitting to Sarah’s demands because choice A was that sarah tries to ruin his life by spreading baseless rumors because he didn’t groom her or have sex with her after constantly reassuring his audience she was just a friend, less even. Choice B was to get raped alongside Lainey in order to have the slight chance that she wouldn’t try to ruin his life (even though it takes a pretty unstable and unreliable person to blackmail you into sex but whatever) but also give her something that would be legitimately staining to his reputation aka having sex with her.

I’ve never seen him give a legitimate reason why choice A isn’t 10x a better option than the other.

Someone should take him out of the equation and ask him why he would prefer the guaranteed rape of his angel husband over the risk of a crazy person spreading rumors about them. That’s harder to defend.

Everyone’s covered it a million times but it’s the core of why his story makes no sense, especially when you take his history and the context into account alongside it.

No. 837401

>>837400
if you ask me at this point it would have even been better had he just been honest "yeah, lainey and i wanted to fuck her."

No. 837402

>>837400
What demands did Sarah make? Onion printed out the NDA to start their relationship like he has done with other girls. By all of his cringe accounts, him and Sarah wouldn't have fucked unless she signed it. What rapist agrees terms with their victim and then signs a contract? If anything that's implied consent lol. The entire thing is retarded.

No. 837404

>>837400
It also conflicts with his constant message of "people who have crimes committed against them call the cops and let the courts decide." Blackmail is illegal, so why didn't he call the cops the moment she allegedly tried to blackmail them? And then after she allegedly raped them, why didn't he call the cops then either? By his own logic if all of these girls are liars because they didn't call the cops he must be too.

No. 837405

>>837402
>>837404
its like the guy asked, say that it had been Billy the Fridge making this "demand", "yeah im not going to sign it unless you have sex with me"

would greg have had sex with billy the fridge then?

no.
so the whole rape story is complete and utter bullshit.

No. 837426

>>837372
It’s a two hour video so
We have a time stamp for
Where his meltdown and rage begins. Any highlights?
Saged obviously.

No. 837432

>>837294
I thought the new ep wasn't due out until the 27th. Did it come out earlier than that?

No. 837449


No. 837452

>>837432
>>837449
I think op misspoke. The fourth episode is supposed to air May 27th.

No. 837456

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Welp Greggys not gonna like this one. Apparently there’s suppose to be a new allegation from Sarah that’s gonna be revealed.

No. 837457

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No. 837460

>>837457
>interviews with online experts, Greg's family, and with Sarah herself.
Greg's family? Randy and step mom again? Or could it be the sister he fucked over by telling the internet about her numerous abortions and failed marriages. Or maybe Crazy Tami is finally over his bullshit with trying to take away the house he gave her.

>and turned the tables, insisting Sarah had raped both him and Kai

I hope they really dig into that and show how absurd that claim is. Greg hangs on to that bullshit story every time he streams and Id love to see him watch his rape allegation be torn to bits by professionals.

Greg said he had a panic attack when he heard Sarah was being interviewed and that was the reason for "the 9 hour call." I think he's scared because for so long he thought he was untouchable. He could do and say whatever he wanted online and face no consequences. Then episode 3 dropped and YouTube told him to fuck off. He saw that the the Discovery documentary got his biggest paycheck yanked out of his hands. I think he's now afraid that episode 4 may get him in some legal troubles.

Episode 3 pushed YouTube to demonetize him. Episode 4 could push the authorities to fast track criminal charges.

No. 837465

>>837460
Whatever happens, it will result in the biggest Sloshing since the days of Noah and I am here for it.

No. 837467

File: 1621920210177.webm (2.45 MB, Tami ruined Gregs house.webm)

He spent a good portion of last nights manic livestream sperging about Tami. Maybe he has an inkling she's going to rat him out on Discovery so he's doing a pre-emptive strike.
>she's a shitty person so you can't believe anything she says about me.

No. 837482

>>837467
Yeah I think you're right, he's poisoning the well in anticipation of the next episode. "She ruined the house" "the Sarah thing isn't a big deal" etc anything he says this week is a clue to what he's expecting to feature in it. I wonder if he's right, if Tami and her house will rate a mention or if he's just paranoid and taking a stab in the dark.

Did he bring anything else up that might hint at what he's expecting?

No. 837483

>>837460
>Episode 4 could push the authorities to fast track criminal charges.
Eh, I wouldn't get your hopes up too high. Bringing media attention doesn't make a case viable, especially if evidence is lost or inadmissible, like OJ Simpson, or if it's timed out on the statute of limitations or if he's deliberately made sure to stay within the law with his immorality.

Like maybe but if he survived the IRS and the EPA, I'm not putting money on it.

No. 837484

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No. 837486

>>837457
i'm really interested to hear her speak on her experiences - hopefully the format of a 1 on 1 interview, that will be edited, helped her feel like less overwhelmed and helped structure her answers.

my biggest hope is this interview gets everything out that she needs to say, then she can leave this whole stupid mess behind. get into trauma therapy & focus on good shit, like work & school. she's still so young. in a few years hopefully all this will feel like one long, bad dream.

my 2nd biggest hope is it'll make gerg sperg & he commits hara-kiri live on twitch.

milk's sooo fucking dry the past few months. he really is washed up. he's barely even amusing as a punching bag anymore, which is arguably all he is good for

No. 837487

>>837467
>my offspring.. like who says that?

No. 837494

>>837467
God please let Crazy Tami tell us everything on the doc. It would be so fucking hilarious. He lost his god damn mind when his Father was on it and this would make him go nuclear.

No. 837495

>>837457
I think the most interesting part of this is the 'new allegations' and 'interview with his family' but I'm also afraid it's going to turn out to be a big ol' nothing burger.

No. 837497

>>837467
If I remember correctly that is the house that had mice and I can clearly remember trash piled up around the place. He would of been perfectly fine with everything his mom did as long as she moved out the moment Greg demanded the house back. That's the problem with Greg's 'generosity', it's all conditional and he'll want everything back with interest the moment they say/do something he doesn't agree with.

No. 837505

>>837460
>and turned the tables, insisting Sarah had raped both him and Kai
>I hope they really dig into that and show how absurd that claim is. Greg hangs on to that bullshit story every time he streams and Id love to see him watch his rape allegation be torn to bits by professionals.

I wish they would go further and serve him with something legal to punish him for slander or at least force him to stop parroting it over and over.

Ultimately the show exists for entertainment only and not to find any kind of justice for people involved though so I doubt they will take that step however it would do a good thing as well as provide interesting content.

No. 837506

>>837486
I hope she also recorded the whole thing on her end to make sure she can’t get edited out of context or whatever. It would be great to see the whole uncut interview in addition to the discovery version.

No. 837508

>>837457
I hope the alleged nine hour phone call thing is touched upon

No. 837512

>>837404
Greg could film Shiloh when she threatened suicide and to end his career and he could film his baby girl after she had fallen out of the window.
But he couldn't get a hold of any of the cameras, including smart phones, in their house to film Sarah while she threatened him?

Try again, Greg.

>>837460
>I think he's now afraid that episode 4 may get him in some legal troubles.

While I wouldn't count on that, I secretly hope that twitter will finally yeet him off of the platform. He'd be stuck on his boring forums 24/7.

No. 837517

>>837487
he has no emotional attachment to them what so ever, and neither does Kai.

No. 837560

>>837372

holy shit, it's a fucking parade of sad pick-me girls

No. 837561

>>837372
I don't wanna tinfoil, however I do wanna say look at his eyes in those latest talking with people streams. I know that look very well, its hard to translate but I feel that he's burnt out. overwrought.
I feel he's very close to just snapping and I wouldn't be surprised if pretty soon he will have to take like a month long break, or something.
Just that redness and wildness in his eyes, combined with the eyelids looking kinda tired. I know that look, I've seen that look, and and its always resulted with people just breaking down completely. And no, not talking fake meltdowns here, I'm talking breaking down and not being able to stop crying.

No. 837568

>>837460
>Episode 4 could push the authorities to fast track criminal charges.

lmao the daydreaming that goes on in this thread. What authorities? What charges? Thanks to Sarah fucking around and the boomer squad contaminating key evidence, there is no investigation and thus no charges.
Also, how is it that everything Greg says is obviously bullshit but when he cries for pity about muh panic attacks, suddenly his word is gospel? Oh right … the imagination thing again.

Why can't people just take the milk for what it is and stop with the wild fanfics.

No. 837575

>>837560
That was surprising to me. I thought most of the comments or emails he got defending/praising him were self-authored but see these people on video proved there are still some real fans out there.

No. 837581

>>837372
at 1:27:00 he talks about sh being chained in a basement and "raped for one or two weeks"

he asked billie to do the same thing as a punishment.

No. 837597

>>837372
Who keeps trying to get on a call with him and getting banned? She got a guy to call in and pass the phone to her and he shut her down immediately.

No. 837598

>>837372
15:50
> who the fuck tries to cheat on his wife, who also has kids

Onision said this about Hansen. I think onion actually has a faulty memory of the past. Some narcs like him seem to cope by actually editing their past memories so their actions are always justifiable but no one else's are.

26:52
>why won't a lawyer take on this case
Why won't you start a gofundme to launch an anti defamation case, Greg? He thinks lawyers just go around picking up cases on their own. Has he tried to get legal advice on this? I'll bet not given his aversion to engaging trained professionals.

No. 837599

>>837560
>>837575
They're pathetic. That Kira Yagami one especially, but they all get yelled over by him sperging about FAX even when they're being total sycophants. He said to one chick about how he hates women and she was like "oh yeah totally, women always hold a grudge". Grow a spine already.

>>837597
I just realised it must have been Muse he was blocking from the stream.

No. 837619

>>837599
"Women hold a grudge". I would hope it's being told as a dig to Greg, who still bitches about Skys alimony and Shilo. But no, some people are are that desperate for attention from a man.

No. 837629

>>837598
>Has he tried to get legal advice on this? I'll bet not given his aversion to engaging trained professionals.

Of course he hasn't, that would ruin his line of bitching about being a victim. If he actually went to any lawyer, he'd be laughed out the office. On the off-chance he finds a lawyer dumb/desperate enough to represent him, he would be laughed out of court.

Kind of flips it from his "I'm a poor, pitiful, victim" spiel to "No, you're just stupid." Which is well known, but have it stated by a judge/legal professional makes it worse.

Plus the fact that he's probably too broke to try.

No. 837634

>>837619
its true women do hold a grudge, thats why men like Greg should take a lesson from it: don't fuck women over, treat them well, and they won't destroy you.

No. 837687

Some women do, some women don't. Some men do, some men don't. Humans gonna human.

No. 837689

>>837634
All his exes only "destroyed" him by telling everyone the ways he tried to destroy them. I dont like most of them and am of the thorough opinion that shit attracts flies, and sure they made mistakes and associated with a piece of shit, but at the end of the day, Sarah was a teen, Shiloh was a teen, Billie was a teen, teens are dumb but they're teens and he's the grown ass pervert who took advantage of vulnerable teen fans (pretty much all of them have been victims of sexual abuse even before meeting him) and lo and behold gets what he fucking deserves. Vengeance or not there's too much proof that it happened, even in his own recordings, so if they have a grudge they got a damn good reason

No. 837693

>>837634
>>837687
Exactly, some people do, some people don't.

I've seen men hold a wicked grudge against their exes (Onision included) and I've seen women shrug off some really terrible people. Just depends.

In this case it's not so much of a 'grudge' but making sure this guy gets held responsible for his shitty actions.

No. 837700

File: 1622078034616.png (1.04 MB, 1000x568, 276.PNG)

>>837372
While watching his latest meltdown stream I think I may have an answer to a question that's been bothering me. Even before he lost his partnership with Youtube how was he surviving financially? I suspect he has 3 or 4 fans who keep giving him huge amounts of money on a monthly basis.

Ester has been sending him thousands of dollars! How often? I know I've joked that McFly has a mental deficiency but how can you send a huge chunk of your Whataburger check to a man who will treat you like shit every other week in front of his other fans?

Has McFly entered PoopBeck territory where she's eating dog biscuits so she can keep sending Greg money every money?

No. 837709

>>837689
Besides being teens, another important distinction to make between onion and the flakes is that if you Mandela Effected onision out of this timeline, we wouldn't know any of them except for Shiloh. Even as lolcows only Shiloh would be worth a thread that would be dead by now ​and without Onision maybe she wouldn't have turned out like that.

Best milk was Billie. Erase Billie from the timeline and you still have: screwing over Skye, the Shiloh saga, the voicemail harassment of Adrienne, teen bride Taylor, dumping Cyr for vague political reasons, his head canon about Hannah Minx, the milking of Eugenia Cooney, his ongoing obsession with Jaclyn Glenn, the Blair White debates, family beef, constantly reliving the Shane Dawson kiss, arse fucking Sarah, and his Eric Clapton moment when his daughter fell out of a window only instead of a touching song he wrote creepy bdsm tweets.

If onision had lived alone all this time and had no friends at all, he'd still have produced his cult shit, his pre-youtube forum and blog shenanigans, neglect of several animals, underaged body rating forum and videos, curing the world of self harm by telling kids to knock it off, tax evasion, suicide baiting, and wetlands destruction.

His ability to believe he's not the source of all his problems is an impressive feat of persistence in the face of reality. He is the Michael Phelps of fucking up.

No. 837726

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seems like the new episode is out. does anyone have a mirror?

No. 837732

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I'll be watching once I get home from work.(no1curr)

No. 837733

>>837693
It's not something you can fix in a box as a whole. It depends on how was one invested in another and how they were hurt by them afterwards.

I wouldn't blame the girls that went through gurg's swamp shack to hold a nasty grudge toward the guy for not only what he did to them there but also afterwards.

Greg would add the insult to injury by humiliating his exes and sharing all his secrets online while singing his gospel of the "woe is me" victimhood. I've had experience in the past of being taken advantage of emotionally and financially by someone I deeply loved. I've held a grudge ever since I realized what actually happened. I can only imagine how bad sh must be fucked up deep down inside after everything gurg did to her.

No. 837734

>>837726
looking forward to it. hope someone shares asap

No. 837741

Someone on the farms watched and summarized it. Here are the worst bits.
11. In 2015 the friendship between Sarah, Regina and Laimey evolves and their convos become more intimate. They had a group chat that was sexual in nature.

12. They would exchange underwear pics. Brings up the "I'm grooming you nicely" tweets. Laimey reveals details of her sex life with Greg to Sarah. Sarah claims she thought this was normal behaviour due to lack of other normal relationships. Laimey comes out as bi. Sarah says she thought she was in love with Laimey.

13. 2016 - Greg and Laimey invite 15 yo Sarah to come visit them at their home. Laimey asks Sarah if she'd be ok with them kissing, even though she is aware it is not legal for them to have a sexual relationship. "It's not illegal for me to make out with you or kiss you, right?"
18. Almost immediately after signing over PoA to Laimey, Sarah senses a dramatic shift in her relationship with the couple. Sexual elements introduced into their convos. Sexual jokes and innuendos. "At one point Greg reached his hand out and caressed the side of my face and smiled at me. Something about it just felt kinda off. There was definitely a part of him that, in a sick kinda twisted way, was into me.. I think it was the fact that I was so much younger. It was the taboo thing of it all, I think. I think he likes really young girls. I really do."

19. Laimey was also pushing the boundries with Sarah. Laimey said "Hey if me and Greg ever get divorced, can we get married?" When Greg and Laimey fought, Laimey would say "zillow time", and they would go look at houses together and fantasise about running away together. Sarah says Laimey does not know the boundries between romance and friendship. "The grooming was very subtle to someone who was 16". People online became suspicious of Greg's motives and expressed concern publicly.
25. Nov 2017 - Sarah finally tells Greg that his comments, which he claims are jokes, are making her feel uncomfortable.

26. "Greg was so, SO angry. He was like 'I can't be living in a house where someone is so uncomfortable around me.' He kicked me out, and I didn't see them again for another 8 months."
>Gerg got assmad that she didn't like his "jokes"


Unfortunately, there seems to be nothing about the supposed 9hr call

No. 837748

Who’s got a link ?

No. 837751

>>837741
She admitted that she spoke to him but refused to tell him anything about the interview. He asked her to recant and she said no. I don't know why she would talk to him at all.

No. 837757

>>837751
Trauma bonding? Who knows. I still doubt that it was a 9 hour phone call.

No. 837764

>>837726
>>837734
>>837741

Honestly there wasn't any real new news. But there were a few highlights:

>Lainey controlled Sarah's bank account until she was 18 y/o

>when they first met in person Onision told Sarah she looks like "orange soda feels going down your throat"
>Lainey knew about their 'hookups' and told Greg to stop porking Sarah while she was in NM

Also, Lainey is still on-brand, only threatening Sarah instead of her adonis husband when she got upset.

An even bigger disappointment than the first few, but it's the closest thing to fresh milk.

Randy makes another appearance and fully supports Sarah. He's definitely not father of the year (obviously was never invested enough in his kids, even now) but he seems infinitely more credible than Crazy Tami.

If anything the Discovery+ series just shone some light on that dynamic.

If I had to put money on it, I'd believe Randy's story over Tami's.

No. 837766

>>837764
sage for double-post

A few more notable bits:

>Lainey wanted to "just makeout" when Sarah was underage

>No 9 hour phone call referenced
>Discovery+ is obviously pushing hard to get all Greg's channels banned from YouTube

No. 837775

Enoying episode four with some homemade kvass that babushka gave me last night. this is better that way comrades.

No. 837776

>>837775
Please share it online comrade

No. 837777


No. 837778

>>837751
>>837757
I think Sarah was still partly conditioned to respond when Greg called her. It hard to uninstall all those buttons an abuser puts in you. And who said Sarah didn't ignore Grugly when he called the first time? He probably called over and over and over until Sarah answered in order to yell at Greg to knock it off. I'm sure that went on for nine hours. They definitely did not have a nine hour long conversation. Can you imagine a nine hour phone call of

Grugly: You have to tell them you're making it all up!

Sarah: No! It's all true!

Grugly: You know it's not, you stupid cunt!

Well, shit. On second thought…

No. 837781

>>837741
>"It's not illegal for me to make out with you or kiss you, right?"

Holy shit that's damning. Hopefully now the people that constantly whiteknight Lainey will shut up.

No. 837783

>>837757
I'm the one you're replying to and I doubt it was for nine hours too. It's hard to say with Sarah. I thought she would be too smart to talk to him after everything, but she did. She should know better by now and hopefully she does.

She also said, "At one point Greg reached his hand out and caressed the side of my face and smiled at me." I think everyone who read or heard that part cringed out of their skin.

No. 837784

>>837777
yay for communism!

No. 837785

>>when they first met in person Onision told Sarah she looks like "orange soda feels going down your throat"

What did he mean by that kek? What kind of thirst comment(Integrate )

No. 837786

>>837785
Acktually it's "cream soda" implying that he's just chugging cum.

No. 837787

>>837785
>>837786
It's clearly a neg, but one that doesn't make much sense.

No. 837795

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>>837777
thank you!

lol they got def noodles for his useless commentary

No. 837796

>>837787
It was to imply Sarah was sweet and refreshing, like a cream soda. Still a weird-ass compliment, though.

No. 837799

>>837786
>>837796
Yeah I don’t think it was a weird but sweet compliment I think it was a sexual innuendo masked as a compliment.

He constantly infuses everything with a sexual undertone (or overtone) around young girls. He does it on a mass scale in his videos and on a micro scale with girls he’s interested in. It’s a component of grooming to constantly turn things in a sexual direction.

>>837741
> Greg was so, SO angry. He was like 'I can't be living in a house where someone is so uncomfortable around me.' He kicked me out.

It’s so funny and sad that this man cannot take an ounce of rejection from girls, especially teenage girls.

Lainey’s pathological worship of him has clearly lowered his tolerance for any rejection not that he had a particularly high tolerance before.

No. 837801

>>837799
I didn't say the compliment itself was sweet, I'm saying cream soda is sweet, like instant diabetes sweet. The compliment is fucking bizarre and I'm sure we all made the same "wtf…?" face when we heard it.

No. 837804

I think the most interesting part was the "Actual Text"s they shared.

It proved Greg was telling Sarah he loved her and wanted to be with her.
It also showed the whole "get what i want" blackmail joke. It did not go down like greg said at all, but through a text conversation between lainey and sarah. And sarah points out everyone knew it was a joke because they didn't add in the sex clause she joked about.

No. 837818

>>837804
Do you have a screenshot of these? I know Greg said he loved having sex with Sarah but didn’t know he ever said he loved her.

No. 837826

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No. 837827

>>837777
Cheers anon I'm going to roll a blunt and watch now.


Sorry I'm only 8 minutes in but I think it's great so far. Sarah looks great, and I just wish her the best. I feel emotional kek

No. 837832

Very little Hansen. I liked it.

No. 837836

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I guess this is referencing the alleged nine hour phone call that happened back in january?

No. 837839

>>837818
Onision only sleeps with people he loves. He has ethics despite what Sarah says.(pedos have no ethics)

No. 837841

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Uh oh there goes Greg's rape defence

No. 837844

>>837839
so your saying then the rape could of never happened because he boinks only people he loves? there fore he wasn't raped.

No. 837846

>>837841
Hearing that Greg wasn’t even the room when she made that joke was a shock.

His dad speaking up and supporting sarah was a big highlight. With Greg’s daddy issues that’s got to cut deep.

No. 837847

>>837777
I thought this was very well done. Have to admit I didn't watch the other episodes and relied just on recaps but I think I'll go back and watch those.

Sarah is a gorgeous woman and I'm so happy she spoke for herself in this. I didn't realise her first kiss with Greg was the moment he pulled her into a threesome with Lainey. They didn't warm her up at all so to speak. They started making out and fucking each other while her back was turned then Greg pulled her down into it and she said her stomach dropped. That's coercion and rape, Greg. Unbelievable. And the NDA wasn't signed until the next day and while it is bogus and redundant, even in Greg's false reality where it matters he fucked the minor he had groomed before anyone put pen to paper. Lainey is a greasy bitch too I hope her parents are utterly ashamed of her at least we know Greg's dad hates him.

Overall I hope social media does get governed so predators can all gtfo

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>>837846
>Hearing that Greg wasn’t even the room when she made that joke was a shock.

yeah i was surprised i didn't hear that before. he repeated his lie so often about sarah wanting to sleep with both of them.

No. 837869

>>837846
It's not surprising at all. Taking a grain of truth and building a whole sandcastle with it is what Greg does best.

No. 837871

>>837854
> he repeated his lie so often
He relies on the repetition to make his lies seem like truth. That’s why he never says shiloh’s name without adding “the girl who got pregnant with someone else’s baby” after it.

Even people who are critical can get sucked into it but the teen girls that still watch him totally fall for it. He wears people down.

No. 837872

>>837854
Maybe that's why he had a panic attack. He knew there were texts and knew that Sarah would frame is coherently instead of his "yeah…we were in the bed then we said "sign this" and she was like only for sex and we all had sex because we were scared and already in bed." He's so god damn mother fucking stupid and I wish people that debated him in his tard videos weren't dead brain teens and some old cig hag.

No. 837880

I do love that Sarah pointed out that the NDA was just printed from a Google search and no lawyer made it.

Obviously, everyone already knew that, but hearing it on the documentary just drives the point home what an idiot Greg is.

No. 837886

On a side note, I wonder if Sarah now has the good sense to change her damn number.

No. 837887

Can't post atm but KF are documenting his tweetin n deletin spergs and I can't help but tinfoil he's the sad cunt that's been the scrote instigating infighting in /ot/, he sure do be having a lot of free time on his hands.

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No. 837890

>>837888
to be honest he could've just avoided all this issue, if only he just went ahead and groomed mcfly and not even toy with sarah, but too late now, just waiting for the eventual narc melt down that will verifiblely send him somewhere UWU

No. 837899

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>>837888
You really need to get some new material. Then again you've been riding the same tired old banana joke for 12 years so no, i won't get my hopes up.

No. 837907

>>837839
>Onion
>ethics
This is some great bait, mate.

>>837847
Try to be less obvious next time, maybe. or just fuck off back to twitter.

No. 837925

>>837899
To me this is proof of his decline. This is something he would normally use to try and rocket himself further into relevance with something crazy. This is just the same old thing.

No. 837926

Everybody knew it but damn it's funny to have it confirmed that he just downloaded NDAs off of google without any kind of notary or attorney involved. Exactly the same way he fucked up his taxes. I've known adults with downs syndrome who displayed more intelligence than onion.

No. 837927

>>837899
Ngl, the lack of interest in this thread (pretty much the last bastion that follows his idiocy) on what would amount to a nuclear milk bomb is encouraging

Onion is officially to the point no one cares, which is the worst possible outcome in his eyes

No. 837949

this 4th part was really good imo. Sarah comes off really composed and well put together. All the more amazing given she had to educate herself growing up with these clowns.

Greg is gonna sperg so hard at this. she flat called him a pedophile. (which he is)

It's also great for those that dont know every detail unlike our pathetic trainwreck watching selves

No. 837963

The 4th part was good. If this is not the last nail on his coffin then nothing will be it.

Do you guys think yt will finally deplatform him? I freaking hope so.

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>>837949
I do not mean to sidetrack here, but heres a comparison:
Playmatetessi is also a streamer, here are some of the things she does daily: harass, slander and stalk her ex. she's a racist and she often jokes about george floyd and shits on the BLM movement. she harasses and bullies people on omegle, just for views, including kids. and last but most certainly not least she abuses her cat Molly, ties her up, holds her against her will, the cat screaming in agony. now she was banned before, for about a week, and they gave her her account back.
so in answer to you saying that maybe they will ban greg: no, no they will not. don't hold your breath. like, seriously. don't count on it. picture absolutely related. its youtube susan. everybody say thanks susan wojcicki.(derailing )

No. 837969

>>837967
oh, lest i forget: she also hates gays, makes fun of cancer patients to their face, and says cancer and AIDS are for poor people.
so there you go. people report her daily and this has been going on for roughly a year now.
and like i said they banned her before and then gave her back her platform.(No1curr)

No. 837983

>>837949
Agreed - I think the fourth part was probably the best compared to the other three.
The bit how Kai had power of attorney and control over her bank account while growing up was also telling.

No. 838003

>>837967
Then make a thread for this cunt

No. 838005

>>837949
Agreed. It went over all the things I'd hoped. The only thing I wish they'd touched on was the Billie tattoo basement saga. I can understand her not wanting to be in the doco, but they could have talked about cuddlegate/basement gate. They already showed clips of her Ayallah with blurred faces.
Plus Billie not participating in the documentary probably makes Greg think she still respects or has love for him and Lainey

No. 838006

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>>838003
>.>
>>837967
>I do not mean to sidetrack here, but heres a comparison:
Congratulations, you've earned it.

No. 838008

>>837781
It makes me more afraid for Cloey. Taylor wasn't crying over being pregnant with a girl because she was sad and afraid for her daughter. She was crying because she knew her daughter would be competition.

I really, really hope both those kids are far away from Onion and Taylor before that happens.

No. 838009

>>838008
Only a matter of time before he fucks C.

No. 838019

>>838005
I disagree on this one. It was Sarah's place to tell her story.
Even though Billie's story is no less important, especially since Greg still pines over her, it wouldn't have been wise or respectful to either of the girls to squish her story in the episode.

Hopefully Billie will get her own episode in the future, so Greg has something to look forward to. Haha.

No. 838027

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>>838005
>>838019
She was shown in the beginning of the episode with Sarah helping her do her makeup for the documentary.

No. 838034

>>837927
Imagine telling Greg's thread during the Billie saga that years from now a major television network would drop a documentary about Greg and nobody would give a shit. Not a single soul would believe you. We have truly come a long way.

No. 838043

Bc I’m fucking deaf, I watch everything w closed captioning.

In one of the blurred clips with Billie in the docu, Billie’s dialogue was captioned with her name. It was just a second, but I was surprised to see it since she’s supposed to be “anonymous.”

Wish they’d touched on the Billie shit too, but maybe they’ll milk it for an episode 5. I can’t say anyone gives much of a shit at this point though.

No. 838050

>>838034
I give a shit, if only to laugh thinking about the notion that if Greg had learned a single thing from the Billie situation (especially not being a public shithead to people who have lots and lots of dirt on him) he would not be going through this again.

No. 838052

>>838008
>>838009
I really hope for her own sake that C grows up dumpy and ugly. Hopefully that will be enough to keep Greg away from her.

TBH this is why Lainey is arguably worse than Greg. Greg is the scum of the earth, but he’s so narcissistic and retarded that he’s literally delusional. He’s so disconnected from reality that he doesn’t ACTUALLY know/understand why everyone hates him.

Lainey on the other hand knows she fucked up with the Teen Harem Situation, knows that Greg is terrible, and knows that her innocent fucking daughter is going to grow up unloved by her father and probably diddled, and that’s not enough to make her leave. I mean, she won’t even send the kids away to live with her parents. If she’s so determined to “win” and stay with Ogre, at least let the kids have a shot at not being irrevocably traumatized?

Sarah sort of has an excuse for having sex with the pedocouple while one of the kids was in the room, because she was groomed since she was 15, but Lainey has to know that it wasn’t right.

I genuinely don’t understand how someone could be so selfish.

No. 838056

This story keeps on spreading to the point where Now This news is covering the story.

No. 838058

>>838056
And he thought he was untouchable.

Also, "27" will never have the same meaning for Greg ever again. I still think it's just a lucky coincidence, but he married his ball and chain on the 27th which kind of led to the documentary being broadcast on the 27th - good that Greg and Lainey both have that number carved into their skin. What they wanted for Billie, they unknowingly did to themselves.

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>>837152
if that's true then is this scheduled live stream with the two of them not happening? If so then that's a bummer. On second thought, I wouldn't want Muse's penchant for crying "wolf" to potentially diminish validation for those that were actually hurt by Gurg. They both would be using TF out of each other. One would use it as vindication when he's still a disgusting groomer while the other is just a clout-thirsty nutbag.

No. 838062

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No. 838064

>>838052
> I really hope for her own sake that C grows up dumpy and ugly. Hopefully that will be enough to keep Greg away from her.
This is your brain on porn.

No. 838088

>>838062
No one cares what crystal turd has to say.

No. 838101

>>838056
Take a second to appreciate how much his fake meltdown videos have backfired. Of course tabloid media is going to use that footage as B-roll when introducing him as a psycho creep. It's so satisfying that he made himself look worse than anyone else could, voluntarily, and at the time he thought it the 4d chess of troll moves.

No. 838124

>>837777
Anons from /ot/ who like to manifest shit by thinking about it better start manifesting Part 5: Billie's Story Feat. Skye because this was way better than the other episodes. The show did well to avoid featuring controversial side figures.

Sarah did a good job conveying why girls wanted to go to the onion mcmansion, why they were so enchanted by such a gross man.

No. 838135

>>838124
I don't think Billie wants to be a part of this docu series , mainly because even tho what happened to her was bad, she was willing to destroy a family at the same time so it will make her look like a home wrecker in front of everyone .

No. 838136

>>838135
I thought it was more because Onion tried to demonize her for smoking weed and she doesn't want to go on tv and talk about it because Greg is cringe.

No. 838137

>>838135
Hmmmm yea but don't forget she was a teenager. And only way someone can be a home wrecker or "steal your man" is if the man wants that shit. It doesn't excuse her part but there was a lot more to the story. For example there was a lot of weird manipulation and coercion going on, as far as Billie has said, she did intend to date Lainey but apparently Lainey was cold and rejected her from the get-go. Ofc gug capitalised on this by love bombing Billie and making her feel like he wanted and understood her (Still don't understand how anyone could see past the layers of grease and acne and fall in love with that creature but hey ho) similar in a way to what happened with Sarah in the end. The fuckboi wannabe Lainey turned spiteful cold and sour and rejected them so they sought out closeness in gug. Who ofc probably aimed for that to happen all along.

No. 838138

>>838135
>>838136
>>838137

Tbh I think B doesn't want one of the cringiest periods in her life to be immortalised on a more mainstream platform with a much wider audience.

Also not talking about it never gives grug anything to misconstrue or paraphrase to suit his narrative. GG Billie.

No. 838172

>>838136
The weed thing was such horse shit. What Greg really wanted was control. To start his own little cult thing. Like how he wanted to name both Billie and Lainey with one word "Lilly" and wanted them to get that shit tattooed. The guy is a total narcissistic Megalomaniac. Most guys would be happy to have an in-house threeway but not Greg. Greg wants to mindfuck and control them. I am absolutely convinced has Billie drank two glasses of wine every night, that would have been a problem. Had she eaten a lot of peanuts that would have been a problem. Had she talked too much to her friend Ayalla that would have been a problem. Greg wants his little harem fantasy, his little cult, and have complete and utter control over these people because he's a sadistic weirdo freak. Hell, he had a whole website about wanting a cult back in the day, that whole weirdo Siscesca thing or whatever the fuck its called.
And try as he might to claim he does not want that cult anymore, he does. Sure he no longer wants the whole Final Fantasy 7 weirdo religion around it anymore, he just wants a sex cult. A private harm he can stick his rancid little prick in whenever he wants, and for them to worship him.
Thats always been his deal and always will be his deal. Greg the mindfucker.
Complete and total control.
It was never about the weed. The weed only gave him something to nag about trying to break Billie, thats all.

No. 838183

>>838172
Iirc, Billie also had some prescriptions for depression or anxiety and Onion was trying to convince her to stop taking them cold turkey. Or was that someone else?

No. 838229

I wonder how he felt when his dad openly gave his support for the victims after years of being wrongfully accused as a kid-fucker?

Hurt?
Disdain?
Surprised?
Rage…?

No. 838237

>>838183
I think I remember something about that too. Wouldn't surprise me neither. He thinks he knows better than a doctor, which is something he learned from his mother crazy Tami. Narcissists / psycho's often want to force / coach people in to quitting psychiatric drugs. I remember Shmorky did that to his gf too who had schizophrenia, and then as she was having psychosis he was trying "to be the voice of reason" on this really awful recording to try and show to his friends how she was the bad guy and him the good guy.
Think of it as a cautionary tale, don't have people talk you out of taking your meds. If you wanna try and stop yourself (and discussed it with your doctor) thats fine, but don't have some schmuck try and talk you in to it. After all, its your body, not theirs.

No. 838239

>>838183
Billie was taking medication for a mental illness. He tried or did convince her to stop taking it because he like the 'natural' her. He made videos claiming that it was the right thing to do because no one should take medication if their personality changes on it. Big brain.

No. 838249

>>838239
For all that edgy atheism, all those years of being Seventh Day Adventist along with Crazy Tami has stuck with Greg like glue.


>>838237
Oh and I haven't forgotten the narc aspect of it either.

No. 838257

>>838249

Didn't either Greg or Crazy Tami also claim that he was an "Indigo Child"? People who believe in that tend to be pretty anti-medicine too.

No. 838262

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>>838183
He sure did but he deleted all his old videos in order to make himself look better.

No. 838264

>>838262
jesus christ he's literally fucking insane. I can actually agree with the pot smoking thing, but if she was already smoking when he met her, he can fuck entirely off. and I don't actually approve of how easily SRIs are dealt out, either, but fuck him for that too.

absolute lunacy the way he compares both to a 'bike' or 'juice' LMFAOOO imagine your s/o telling you not to drink apple juice because they just don't want you to. wtf is he even saying

god i hate him lmfaooo

No. 838269

>>838264
yeah I don't the whole pot smoking hate, its legit helped my mom with her appetite when she was terminally ill as well her pain management. out of all the drugs that should be deal breakers, weed should be on the low end. the whole pot smoking straight edge was just his narc shit, the way his face has been redder I betcha he's been hitting the bottle.(Blogpost)

No. 838276

>>838269
Billie also said she smoked to help her anxiety since grease made her stop taking her medication, but she also said she got the okay from laimey to smoke discreetly. I think she said it in the goodbye vid where she threw the ring. Which is still my favorite banner.

No. 838282

>>838008
>She was crying because she knew her daughter would be competition.

For me that's not surprising at all and I even called it a while ago but got dismissed by some whiteknight. After Sarah said Footface puts Grease before her own kids, it was obvious she has no love for those kids and only had them to fulfill Grease's pregnancy fetish and to trap him since she knows he'd rather die than pay child support. I just really hope CPS is still keeping an eye on them and does something before it's too late.

No. 838284

>>838172
You're correct. He went on a retarded tirade against coffee because Footface was "addicted" to it since she drank it every morning. After that she stopped drinking coffee everyday and said in a video that she only drank it as a treat on her birthdays, I assume with his permission. For him it's all about control. Also he asked Sarah to bake him pot brownies so he obviously doesn't believe weed is that bad or else he wouldn't be willing to try it. He's just a control freak and a hypocrite

No. 838289

>>837785
He loves to make stupid analogies to describe people, I remember he compared Vix to a cake in the text messages he was sending her, also let's not forget the "what if an oven made a video" one, that was turbo cringe. He's an absolute retard with no social skills whatsoever

No. 838300

>>838262
Ugh, it's all about how he wants someone to be, not how they want to feel.

Another example of him overriding the judgement of professionals for his uninformed opinion, this time on mental health diagnoses.

No. 838320

Greg's sockpuppet accounts on twitter are so cringe. They would be more believable if he would pretend to be some middle aged single mother who was on disability. Teenagers do not simp for Greg anymore. He's ugly and past it. He's got the weirdest fucking proportions ever. His face only gets larger with all the filler he injects. His features and spacing make him look special ed. His teeth have to be the most unpleasant attempt at assembling a nice smile. He looks as unhinged as his teeth.

There are so many attractive guys on tiktok to simp for these days. Mental that he tries to maintain any young girl would come across his content and want him. Most of his pictures are old af and filtered tf. Little girls will probably get a sinking feeling in their guts when they seem him in his true repulsive old man glory. He's completely out of touch.

No. 838326

File: 1622382008372.jpg (27.02 KB, 500x281, c85c981968e4c492de0c65bceb7091…)

>>837888
>If you ever wonder why I'm scared of women, why I refuse to be alone in a room with one
Omg Onision is so brave for saying that despite all he went through. Let's not forget that James is also traumatized due to almost being raped by a bunch of 10 year old girls (!). They literally tried to rip clothes of from Onision in order to have their way with him. And yet people call Onision a 'rapist' and a 'groomer'. Sexual abuse of men by women, including underage ones, is seriously Not Okay, and we should talk about it more often. Onision is Brave And Stunning for speaking out about this horrendous crime that so many men face nowadays. Thank you James for being a HERO and saying what most all people are afraid to say.
Look at this fucking clown aping actual victims of sexual abuse aka WOMEN RAPED BY MEN, who are often overpowered and therefore have an actual reason to be afraid of being alone with them. I'm so fucking happy his career is fucking dead and the internet doesn't consider him even worthy of spitting at

No. 838330

File: 1622384095115.jpg (606.96 KB, 1961x980, thief.jpg)

Greg is resorting to nickname stealing now, in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

No. 838379

File: 1622410238358.png (291.54 KB, 574x546, uh.png)

just watched the livestream.
same old same old. it was just onion boy whining about how haters aren't brave enough to come on, and then proceeds to troll and dodge questions when one actually does show up. she asked some questions and he would spam rdj in blackface calling people retarded.
he made this face when asked about whether or not he has plastic surgery.

No. 838382

Has anyone seen the debate yet? He was attacking this chick with gaslighting, insulting and mental gymnastics when asked the hard questions and critiques then boots her off thinking he won.

No. 838403

File: 1622418442851.jpg (52.16 KB, 1289x320, subs.JPG)

I don't know if this has been noticed yet but Youtube has concealed Onision's subscriber count. I haven't checked it across all his channels but I wouldn't doubt if this is a thing for all of them as of now.

No. 838421

File: 1622428896134.jpg (51.52 KB, 1080x252, Screenshot_20210531-123815_You…)

>>838403
No it appears to only be the OnisionSpeaks channels maybe he did that himself? Is that an option? Seems like a way to disguise suspicious subscription stats.

No. 838422

File: 1622429006350.jpg (340 KB, 1076x787, Screenshot_20210531-123855_You…)

His desperation is palpable. He might actually love the attention that the documentary has garnered.

No. 838426

>>838330
… This seems pretty desperate in itself.

>>838421
Yeah it's an option. He's done this before.

No. 838431

>>838422
Did this gross greasy bitch have cheek implants? Why does his waterhead look like it gained so much damn width here

DAMN he's ugly

No. 838442

>>838422
I saw an archived version in the other farms. I don't think he's trying to be funny. It was too hateful. He's straight up retaliating against anyone he can. Onion clearly thinks he'll up his engagement by playing the "then let me be evil" trope.

Too bad it's just part of his cycle of narc rage and most people are long over it.

No. 838456

>>838422
Hmmm how long until he gets banned for harassment? YouTube is pretty strict with that nowadays and he's already in hot water since they already demonetized him. If enough people report this video, his channel might get banned like Leafy's, just a thought…

No. 838481

>>838422
He looks like what I image the Pied Piper of Hamelin looked like…

No. 838485

>>838431
Some time ago a clip from a stream was posted on the other farms where Greg drinks from two different bottles straight after each other.
Ever since people started speculating that his bloating is due to him being on the bottle.

No. 838489

>>838426
yeah well Greg is desperate. now he's stealing peoples names. nothing surprises me at this point.

No. 838515

>>838485

Tinfoil but i think it was purposely done to lend credibility to "all they do is speculate" argument he has. Especially because it's already been established that his paypigs would come in and muddy up the farms with rumors.

Of course he's fucking retarded because how else do you explain that behavior but it may definitely be something he did on purpose.

No. 838516

>>838485
It's literally just his face filler, caked on make up and camera filters.

No. 838526

>>838137
>>838135
Hard agree, not saying all the blame is on Billie but her behavior was embarrassing and she did choose to persue and sleep with a married man knowing pregnant Lainey wasn't cool with it. I think it's good she kept her story out of it for her sake and everyone else's.

No. 838536

>>838382
ok yeah so he's definitely had work done. it's a simple yes or no question, and the world's most honest youtuber won't answer

No. 838537

File: 1622501174439.png (130.64 KB, 1488x780, 6758233.PNG)

>>838536
Maybe he does his own plastic surgery?

Last thread had a photo showing his eye had a huge bump on it. >>833842
It seems that he's getting styes and Chalazia on both eyelids. When I read that he's jamming needles into them I was shocked and disgusted but not surprised. Greg of course is smarter than any doctor, and is able to do minor surgery to his eyelids at home. I hope both eyes gets a horrible staph infection, flesh eating bacteria and we have a "Im going blind saga."

I find it funny that he calls Lainey "his buddy" Is he trying to keep her name out of his social media? Or is he trying to make it look like he actually has a friend that visits his home? We all know that the only people he sees in the flesh are Lainey and the two kids.

No. 838539

>>838537
god he is so fucking disgusting

No. 838540

>>838537
He gets filler it's very obvious and I wouldn't be surprised if his fucked up eyelid is the filler migrating out of his brow. They're studying the chemicals now in filler and finding that it stays in the cells years longer than expected and can migrate and shift, and most people getting fillers go back too soon for refills etc fucking with their skin more and causing more issues. He always phrases it as plastic surgery because it's a cope for uglies who don't want to admit to getting non surgical procedures, because somehow that's natural, like Romona on RHONY wouldn't admit to surgeries or botox, just having skin care "procedures".

No. 838551

File: 1622509284853.png (175.01 KB, 1321x846, censored words.png)

>>838537
I was going through his forums looking for more talk about his eye herpes and I realized he has a huge list of censored words. These are just a few examples of the ones I found. I had to make guesses as to the words by the context and letters before or after the censor.
cancer
attack
fuck
child
death
die
rape
sex
kid
murder
racist
shit
kill
suicide

It seems pretty fucking creepy and gross to have "child, kids, rape, fuck, sex" in the same list.

No. 838554

>>838551
That's so odd. The other words I could understand, it seems like something someone overly sensitive would do to avoid triggering someone by seeing the full word spelled out (I know, it's Onision, but for the sake of argument). But why the words child and kids? Who would be upset by those words? Is he trying to stop people from searching for messages from him about children? It obviously didn't work if so.

No. 838557

>>838551
what the fuck is 'sexual ADD' even supposed to mean

No. 838564

>>838537
This is one of the most insane things I’ve read. How did he not get an infection??? Who shares this w randoms as if it’s a kooky fun story? It’s not. He’s weird as hell.

Does anyone know
1) what he possibly had
2) possible cause?

No. 838565

>>838564

I've never heard of a whitehead inside the eyelid, he's probably lying as usual.

No. 838566

>>838565
No, they definitely happen. He's an absolute retard diy'ng it though

No. 838567

>>838557
He took a page out of Momo's book.

No. 838568

>>838557
It's just Grugly's way of making the fact that he's a lying, cheating POS sound cute. The poly BS was supposed to legitimize it, but no one fell for it.

No. 838569

File: 1622517902828.png (881.51 KB, 955x567, 0116758.PNG)

>>838564
>Does anyone know
>1) what he possibly had
>2) possible cause?

Sounds like he had a stye in the left eye first. Those are common. Its a clogged gland or follicle that gets infected on the very edge of your eyelid where your eyelashes run.

The right eye had a chalazion which is a blocked oil gland in the middle of the eyelid. Those are more problematic.

Anons had noticed his eye was getting droopy and there was a visible bump in the middle of the eyelid.

No. 838571

>>838537
that is disgusting. why post about it. why make someone else touch it. just why

No. 838576

File: 1622521922724.png (164.15 KB, 477x447, nurse lainey.png)

>>838571
He did exactly what doctors say not to do, popped it with a dirty needle and squeezed it. And who did he have help him? His "buddy" which is code for Lainey. And we've all seen the herpes sores she has all over her lips. I hope she was wiping her mouth minutes before he asked her to touch his eyelid and squeeze and poke at an exposed wound.

No. 838583

>>838569
How greasy is he? He keeps growing greasy cysts all over his body. I remember there was a story about him making Shiloh squeeze a cyst the size of a golf ball on his ass

No. 838590

>>838489
He's an edgelord and the word dildo isn't a unique creation. Trying to tie it down to 'theft' is diluted skim milk.

>>838551
Not really? It's a word filter list ffs. Obviously people were calling him out for being a pedo, rapist, whatever so he censors those words. Christ this thread is getting desperate.

No. 838592

>>838590
ntayrt, filtering out "pedo", "rapist", "abuse", etc seems reasonable but censoring "child" and "kids" is weird. The examples show how it affects people talking about things that aren't controversial at all, like childhood memories.

It's pretty typical for waterhead to think it's just normal to asterix the word "child", just like he thinks being mean to teenage girls is what totally normal non-pedos do to show they're not attracted to teen girls.

No. 838602

>>838569
These types of cysts can actually be a sign of cancer. But waterbrain here decided the best treatment would be to shove needles in his eyelids.

No. 838605

>>838602

He has rosacea so he's predisposed to get these styes and chalazion. He's likely to develop more.

No. 838607

>>838605
So he's genetically ugly. Makes sense.

No. 838611

>>838537
He's so smug about popping some whiteheads lol, is his life really that boring lately that he had to make a big post announcing he popped whiteheads? Wow. I bet that was the most exciting thing that has happened to him in the last 2 years, how sad.

No. 838615

>>838590
he spoke to Dr. Dildo bout a week ago, now he calls himself Dildo James. yeah i'm sure its just coincidence. the dildo's he sticks in his dirty ass inspired him.

No. 838617

>>838605
He also uses an eyelash growth serum like latisse. It could either clog up the oil gland or if he didn't keep the applicator clean, introduce bacteria to the eyelid and cause styes.

No. 838661

>>838576
Cool, maybe he'll go blind and that's how he gets off the internet.

No. 838693

File: 1622591126881.jpg (294.14 KB, 1080x1575, IMG_20210602_004313.jpg)

If you were featured as a villianious pedophile on the television would this be your twitter profile? Strange weird twitter header with evil luigi character, a young looking person (I know it's suppose to be leafy) and digital Greg who looks creepy and definitely like an old man pedo. Then his profile pic looks like fucking willy wonka. He's so fucking dumb.

No. 838704

>>838693
It's funny that leafy called him a pedophile on Twitter yet he's still kissing Leafy's ass. He's such a little bitch

No. 838706

>>838617
He uses eyelash growth serum?! Gawd, what an ugly mangina

No. 838713

>>838576
I think that "buddy" was probably his son because let's be realistic here, he has NO friends at all and if it was lainey who did it he would say it since he loves to speak about how his "husband" is still with him .

This nasty fucker and his styes remind me of Junji Ito's Grease.

No. 838717

File: 1622604605449.png (24.08 KB, 479x239, 612021gp.PNG)

>>838592
Have to agree with this anon. Censoring out anything that has to do with children kids etc. is fucking weird. Why isn't he censoring out grooming & pedo since those are the biggest accusations against him. Tbh why is he censoring words at all? Aren't his sites "18 only" Everyone is suppose to be adults on there or at least that's what he says EVERY FUCKING TIME he mentions his forums or discord.

And why is he censoring "shit" Does he have some freaky scat fetish and he's worried that someone who knows his kinks IRL is going to spill the beans? That whole censored word list is a giant red flag.

No. 838729

>>838717
>And why is he censoring "shit" Does he have some freaky scat fetish
Probably. He had anal with Sarah dozens of times after all and anal in real life is not like in porn movies if you know what I mean.

No. 838740

File: 1622626332115.jpg (151.6 KB, 1033x1296, 4dd65.jpg)

cuckboy really can't handle getting older. it will be amazing when he hits 40.

No. 838746

>>838740

Getting fillers is a form of plastic surgery Greg… I swear he grows more retarded by the day.

No. 838766

>>838740
Well, let's see…Your hairline has clearly receded, you've lost muscle mass and collagen in your face and your skin is not a good color. If not for the shitty "vegetarian" diet and botox, he might be aging more gracefully. His dad, Randy, looks good all things considered. The most Randy needs to do is lose some weight.

No. 838767

File: 1622652456498.jpeg (658.42 KB, 1084x1106, 54A00093-85B5-4204-B6EC-0E1699…)

>>838422
Being a horrible person aside, Greg is such a fascinating-looking “art” subject.

His waxy, messed-up skin, his caveman brow and boney face; his razor-thin lizard upper lip compared to his huge bottom one; his nose is simultaneously fat/bulbous AND angular, his bushy eyebrows and indented forehead, and his ‘butterfly’ front teeth.

Even the poor guys’ strongest feature (his eyes/eyelashes) are accompanied by Tami’s crazy eyes.

I’m not even surprised he’s so hyper focused on people’s physical appearance. Waking up to that monstrous noggin in the mirror every morning has to take its toll.

No. 838768

>>838740
His fucking jagged teeth make me want to vomit. Wonder why he didn’t post a side by side profile pic instead of these. One is obscuring his face and the other hes being autistic.

No. 838771

Anon you are spot on - Gurgles life is basically a Kmart version of a Junji Ito Manga.

If I had the skill I'd edit his face on that famous whole-face-pimple-squeezing image from Ito's grease…squeezing onto Homolkai.

>>838713

No. 838792

File: 1622664716601.png (1.04 MB, 1013x569, onision muse rsn.PNG)

The big interview with Muse happened a few hours ago. This is the depths that Greg has sunk. The only people that will interact with him is some mentally ill munchie with DID and a goofy looking clout chasing rapist. Greg has burned bridges with most of the YT commentators and the only one that will talk to him is RapeStream News. I find that hilarious.

No. 838798

>>838792
Muse is such a non thing. The details don't even register because they're so inconsequential. Greg's done at this point.

No. 838836

>>838740
His eyebrows always looked like fucked up caterpillars, huh? Also does he think he looks good in the second image? He looks like Chucky and a neanderthal had a son.

No. 838854

>>838792
I'm willing to bet Rape Stream News was sucking Greg off and cradling his balls the whole time. All the while Greg "comparing" literally everything to "his own situation".
Then they all sucked eachother off slightly too, telling eachother how they're all victims.
Yet all of them are the perpetrators/
Greg - Well, obvious.
Muse - Tried to get an innocent man she was living with (without any relationship, just out of the goodness of his heart) in to prison for human trafficking (maximum sentence 20 years)
Rape Stream News - Raped Amber, scammed a cancer patient, scammed his own followers, the list goes on.
Cue any of them pretending to totes not be them coming here to defend themselves.

No. 838904

File: 1622724313022.jpg (409.45 KB, 1280x718, Onisionce.jpg)

As expected a lot of self-sucking and self gratification. A hugbox of fail, unwarranted self-importance and them trying to explain away their behavior since nothing is ever their fault, because other people.
Kinda wondering why Cucky the Clown had complete nutbag Muse on again. Is there a further interest? He had to giggle when fans begged him to please never fly her out.
Personally I would love to see him hit it off with Gozer the Gozerian. She's definitely his type, broken and a complete psychopath. Maybe it can blossom in to a true and honest Fred & Rose West, Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka type relationship where Greg finally can live out his fantasy of just kidnapping tweens with her and then dumping their bodies in to the swamp.

No. 838907

>>838052
>I really hope for her own sake that C grows up dumpy and ugly. Hopefully that will be enough to keep Greg away from her.

Physical appearance has nothing to do with predation of minors or people in general. Especially against women/children.

No. 839107

Friendly reminder: his dick is still ugly.

No. 839143

>>839107
You are the only one who needs it

No. 839148

>>838740
This comparison has convinced me that filler-anon is right, thanks Greg.

No. 839308

File: 1622846880965.png (927.08 KB, 756x526, mrodd 398.PNG)

>>839148
I'm positive he's gotten Botox or some kind of work done on his forehead because it doesn't move or wrinkle no matter what expression he makes. There are some really old videos being uploaded by someone named Sid Vicious (I think that's the channel) that are from Greg's MrOdd time. So he was late teens at the time. And when he does all his weird facial expressions his forehead wrinkles up pretty bad. Compare that to now in his streams and he can move his eyebrows around and that forehead is waxy smooth the whole time.

No. 839341

>>839308
They also uploaded one of Alicia

No. 839349

>>839308
>>839107
Even friendlier reminder
greg is fat and i wont have sex with him not even with andy's dick.>>839308
also a really weird nose job. like i think he got work done on his nose too.

No. 839354

>>838379

for comparison, here he is making almost the same expression except with a shitload of filler in his face lmfao
>>839308

No. 839369

>>839341
The fact that he ever got big on youtube is proof that the internet was a mistake.

No. 839370

Big thanks to the anon who just updated the onion thread archive with all the missing thread summaries.

No. 839453

File: 1622925880299.jpg (348.39 KB, 822x1938, Screenshot_20210605_214234.jpg)

sage for no new milk but he's finally shutting down kais' patreon

No. 839470

File: 1622934621299.png (13.48 KB, 544x499, Untitled.png)

>>839453
what kind of sad idiot was still paying for her patreon? it did take a dip after the last discovery show

No. 839474

>>839470
The only people I can think of are people that don't even notice it leaving their accounts or the last Lainey simps. I got the email even though I subbed once years ago to download all the content lmao

No. 839477

>>839453
are we really sure Kai isn't dead? or hasn't left?

No. 839478

>>839453
that is fucking creepy
him shutting down “kai’s” patreon is gross af

No. 839484

>>839478

Shutting it down and redirecting to his own socials. "Community" yeah right. Kai will have nothing to do with that. Just shows Gurgs delusions. I mean obviously if they were there for Kai it was because of him in his mind.

No. 839506

>>839453
Since he was banned from Patreon, and then revealed he was still controlling laineys account for many months. (He sent out mass email months ago telling people to sub to his onlyfans.)

Is there anyway they can force refund everyone who was paying for kais content considering Greg was controlling it and he was banned from that platform?

No. 839511

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He seems to be mass deleting all of her social media. This is all that's on coolguykai and beautybot has been completely scrubbed of content.

No. 839519

>>839511
I wonder if Footface made him delete them? She probably got hella paranoid after the Sarah episode aired

No. 839523

>>839511
Blows my mind Taylor was bait for girls. She looks so strange.

No. 839524

>>839477
My sentiments exactly. The last time we ever had a sign of life from her was with that report when C had fallen out the window.
This is all very bizarre.

No. 839525

File: 1622981727789.png (823.03 KB, 2466x1402, 1622920425733.png)

Hold the phone everybody, Greg was abducted by aliens.

Well, beam me up, scotty!

No. 839528

>>839523
She looks like a The Sims character and not in a good way. There's something uncanny valley about her

No. 839542

>>839511
de-transing maybe? the only videos they left are femme lainey ones …

No. 839543

>>839542
lol as if you can call dressing up as girly boy transing.

No. 839551

>>839542
Yeah this is what I thought. That or the tinfoil she is dead lol. Can't imagine her ever leaving him, she's the epitome of doormat.

No. 839553

>>839477
If she died there would be an obituary online, nowadays it's not hard to find out if someone died

No. 839557

>>839525
i wonder if they did an anal probe on old greg.

No. 839558

>>839553

Nah, he'd absolutely be the type to mummify her and wrap her in Christmas lights, then hire a 13 year old boy to dress like her and drop the kids off at school

No. 839559

>>839553
obituaries in the US only go online if the family or the funeral home submits them to a newspaper or memorial site like legacy.com

No. 839560

File: 1623018144024.png (946.03 KB, 1015x570, 67665567.PNG)

SierraFivehead-BigtitsMcGee had her nose rubbed into the carpet for daring to backtalk Greg.

https://web.archive.org/web/20210606214418/https://www.onision.net/blogs/entry/4-a-very-serious-topic-that-will-make-me-less-popular/?tab=comments

Greg went on a rant about abortion and how women are all pieces of shit.
>Here's another hard truth. Men, rarely say they dislike men yet women, CONSTANTLY say they dislike women - you ever wonder why?

The only truly dedicated fans Greg has at the moment are McRetard and SierraFiveHead, and Im getting the feeling Sierra is going to join the ranks of LizardQueen, Dev, Tamara and Blasian seeing the way Greg slapped her in the face on his forum in front of the other fans.

No. 839562

>>839560
How dare she question the master?! Such blasphemy shall not be forgiven!!!


/s

No. 839564

>>839560
It's not like this dumb alien looking bitch didn't know Grease is a misogynist, he's been demonstrating that behavior for years yet she still chose to continue supporting him. Also she's half black and we all know Grease hates black people

>Im getting the feeling Sierra is going to join the ranks of LizardQueen, Dev, Tamara and Blasian

Blasian is back to sucking his dick though, even after he accused her of sexually harassing him and his ugly wife. Like how low can someone's self respect be? His fans are all pathetic doormats

No. 839568

>>839553
you don't watch/read true crime stuff eh?

No. 839573

>>839511
How curious that she leaves the one where she says she'd date Billie though. All while she's in the thumbnail.

No. 839575

>>839573
>she leaves the one where

Lainey didn't do any of this. Greg controls all her social media now and probably has since she yeeted off the internet because she got caught sending her floppy tits and blown out vagina to underage girls and getting nudes in return. You have to ask yourself why Greg left those videos up. He's the one who's deleting everything.

No. 839577

>>839525
Didn't one of his shit novels have some weird segment out of nowhere about aliens?

Old gurg is recycling ideas for clout. Shocked. /s

>>839558
that's implying gurgle can overpower a woman.

No. 839578

>>839575
Someone on kf suggested that it was a move to delete any videos implicating him.

No. 839580

File: 1623029555418.png (53.63 KB, 728x546, 2881.PNG)

>>839560
You are WRONG ONCE AGAIN Sierra! Greg is allowed to tell women what their body should look like so its attractive to him. How black women should style their hair and how often they need to wash their hair so he's not grossed out by it. And he has every right to condemn women for having an abortion unless it was because of a rape.

No. 839581

>>839577
Gregs alien abduction story was when he was living in Albuquerque trying to get his hooks into Lainey. The apartment he lived in had a huge picture window in the bedroom. There were multiple instances him and Lainey woke up in the morning with what he described as looking like bruises on their body but with no pain. Almost like someone had wipe or blotted iodine on them. He felt that him and Lainey had been transported through the glass window and taken to the alien ship.

No. 839582

>>839568
I mean Grease could take some inspiration from Josh Powell. Because even though Josh was a suspect, the police could never actually prove he killed Susan. Also they both seem like retards, if Josh could get away with killing someone then so can Grog

No. 839583

File: 1623032264822.png (34.88 KB, 692x206, lady.PNG)

I love how hard Greg tries not to look like a pedo. He calls some girl he met in high school a "lady" because he's so afraid of how it will look if he said
>I had a date with a girl
This coupled with his censoring out "kids, child" in his forums is very telling. He's like that creepy dude at the pool trying his hardest not to look at the little girls in their swimsuits because he assumes (rightly so) that all the moms are watching him like a hawk and he wants to show the world he's really not a pedo.

No. 839585

>>839583
It sounds like he's talking about Footface, but changed the timeline so it wouldn't be too obvious. He admitted in a video that he didn't find her attractive when he saw her in person

No. 839589

Like the dipshit hasn't drastically altered his pics to hell with filters and shit.

No. 839591

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>>839589
When I wonder what Greg really looks like IRL without the filters and angles I remember what Maya said.

No. 839614

>>839511
Looks like the recent episode got the coolguykai channel demonetised. I could be wrong and that happened ages ago but I feel like it was never discussed here if so.

No. 839630

>>839591
I'll gladly take the pasture but
it's Frankenstein's monster or Adam, read a fucking book Maya

No. 839638

>>839577
Yup his dumbass book "rapists asscrack" or no wait reapers creak thats it. in which he hilariously describes one of the aliens as "looking like agent smith but with a bigger head." hell of a way to describe a character just assuming the reader seen the Matrix. I can imagine his obsession with big heads though since he has that big fat watermelon head. then the aliens gave him super duper God powers of imagination, you know, much like his moms batshit insane home made religion of weird tulpa headmates and forcing yourself to become schizophrenic to gain imaginative superpowers.

>>839581
literally everybody has weird bruises from time to time. it can be because greg doesn't know how to bone to save his life and probably sperges out in bed a lot, or just bumping in to shit and not remembering. to think you've been kidnapped by space aliens just over that is literally retarded. plus they could thus transport you trough windows and walls and shit yet have you bumping in to shit? he's probably seen that movie "Communion" with Christopher Walken on cable at the time and used it as yet another "interesting selling point" about himself. What a dumbass.

No. 839731

deleted the post because it was wrong.

No. 839847

>>839630
Despite being ignorant about book characters, Maya was still the smartest girl who went to the Grease house since she noped the fuck out of there before Grog had the chance to stick his deformed Vienna sausage in her. She's BY FAR the smartest one.

No. 839853

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Greg has quit YouTube again.

There's a lot of manic behavior and forced laughter. I don't know what the fuck happened for this reaction from him. Likes/dislikes and comments have been enabled.

No. 839854

>>839853
I think he just wanted to pretend to quit youtube to plug his forums again. He will return soon enough probably. His forums must be so empty and he is looking for new teens or paypigs

No. 839862

>>839853
>Greg has quit YouTube again.
Good.

But since Greg has the attention span and memory of a toast, he's probably already working on his next "video".

No. 839863

>>839847
technically by that logic Luxxy would have been the smartest because she noped the fuck out before she even flew over.

No. 839909

>>839853
Lets see now this time I saw a piss poor imitation of Dumb and Dumber Jim Carey, Ace Ventura Jim Carey, Batman Jim Carey and ironically Liar Liar Jim Carey.
Greg is about as original as Chris-chan. With the only difference being that Chris-chan actually pays attention to the execution of stolen material and changes it to Sonic recolor format.

No. 839924

>>839853
He always comes with this "I quit" bullshit when he's desperate for attention. This is like the 200th time he does this, and I'm not even exaggerating.

No. 839931

>>839853
I liked that he mentioned Mitchell Davis (one of Footface's "celebrity" crushes) for no reason at all in this video. I wonder if Footface has been ranting a lot to him lately about how she wishes she married Mitchell instead of him.

No. 839933

>>839931
good catch! he's really fucking stuck in the 00's

No. 839934

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>>839931
>>839933
I had to look that up, no idea who Mitchell Davis was, but it amazed me how much that guy looks like Mr. Repzion.

No. 839943

>>839934
He was much cuter back in the day. Also he aged much better than Grease, but that's not hard since Grease was ugly since day 1

No. 839952

>>839853
He's out of ideas, no surprise. It's disappointing that he's not hatching a more creative plan for attention. Dude should build a killdozer, go out with a bang.

All this to avoid getting a real job. Cleaning toilets would have more dignity.

No. 839996

>>839952
>go out with a bang
I sincerely don't wish it would happen but I fully expect Onion to go full Chris Benoit for attention as a desperation move to remain in the spotlight. Going on a video posting spree crying something about ending his family's suffering "cause you trolls are meanies" and he is a hero and even his family is against him and bla bla bla yawn. All this because he can't help himself not being the source of drama and his mortal fear of holding a job.

>gets rejected by someone he wants to bang

>is baffled

He definitely had facial surgery. I'd bet my bottom dollar on it. He's too vain to not do it. My estimation is that he got it done around the time he was wearing a facemask in all of his videos for a while, late 2019-ish. He tries in vain to maintain a youthful appearance to woo some teens but in the end, time will do it's work and he will lose his shit and he fails further and further to find a way to replace footwife. I mean, he's almost 40. Nobody young would like to settle with him.

No. 839999

>>839934
Holy shit, livelavalive. Haven’t heard about him in years. He does favor Repzion kek

No. 840015

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>>839542
>>839511
Not only are the videos only the pre-trans phase, but also the names on the video are the "deadname". maybe she actually left this time?

No. 840034

>>840015
No. It’s probably just because she is pretty much unrecognisable in the videos they left up vs what she looks like now.
Maybe they’re just the higher earners of the old appearance phase videos. They’re probably also hoping that if anyone online uses clips of lainey, they’ll use from those videos instead of more recent ones.

No. 840035

>>839996
Chris Benoit's crime was primarily a result of his brain being turned to mush from dedicating himself to his career in a time before CTE was a known thing.

Greg is just retarded and failing at life. Chris Watts is a more appt comparison even if Greg is uglier and even less skilled.

No. 840046

>>840035
Chris Benoit and his family were killed under the orders of Kevin Sullivan, it was framed to look like a murder-suicide. This is an open secret in the wrestling world.

No. 840084

>>840046
do you have a source for that, or any further reading? i'm not being a dick i'm genuinely curious

No. 840086

The doormat pic is perfect. Sadly, Footface will never leave. Even on livestreams after she and Greg got exposed she would say Greg is her twin flame and everyone was jealous so they're trying to destroy their marriage. She told Sarah she will always put Greg before the kids.

No. 840095

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>>839934
I suspect Greg was lurking the farms and saw your post.

No. 840100

>>839996
Pffttt. He's too cowardly and narcissistic to do anything of the sort. His daughter could shake her fist at him and he'd shit himself. Where do people come up with this shit.

>>840084
source: alex jones. Benoit did it.

No. 840104

>>840095
It's been long suspected that grug lurks lolcow and KF. He's too much of a narc to resist not googling about himself. I guess it's more obvious by his constant sock puppeteering on KF than another message board. His hubris usually let's his mask slip (no pun intended) and tends to write as he talks, going on long tirades about how he "keeps smiling at life" and he's a victim down to using almost the same exact buzzwords he spouts about himself. I wonder though, for how long does he browses the internet daily to maintain his simp harem and his narrative versus the time he actually spends taking care of his kids and checking if footwife is still alive in the backyard shed?

No. 840105

>>838904
Lol is this a edit? his lips they look like this :3

No. 840106

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>>840095
it doesn't matter what he looks like now. when Lainey had a crush on him he looked like Repzion.
But hey, nice narc mental gymnastics from little Greg.
pic related, what Greg will look like in only 5 years when he hits 40, including the ever slimming receding hairline.

No. 840107

>>840095
Yeah he’s gotten older and doesn’t look like a preteen boy anymore…which is weird Greg prefers the young heavily filtered emo version. He is incredibly stuck in the early 2000s

No. 840136

>>840084
It seems the sources I found years ago were either deleted or hidden pages and pages away, and I used DuckDuckGo instead of Google.

However, I found an archived discussion about it.

https://boards.420chan.org/tinfoil/thread/90885/24-reasons-that-will-prove-that-chris-benoit-is-innocent

No. 840172

>>840107

is it any surprise? that's when his life was humming on all cylinders. He's basically the classic trope of like the jock the peaked in highschool, always thinking about the glory days. Remember when everyone had moppy hair, talked in an effeminate voice, wore skinny jeans and shopped at hot topic and all you had to do was be sO rANdOm and pour salsa on your head to get hundreds of thousands of views? Greg remembers.

No. 840201

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Did Onision have to kick the dog fucker out of the clubhouse again for attempting to share her zoophile fetish?

No. 840206

Hope this hasn’t been mentioned. (I’m planning to scroll through after work) but I noticed lamey deleted all her videos on the “coolguykai” channel except 5? Odd.

No. 840210

>>840206
it has been. Read the thread

No. 840224

>>840201
Just like how Greg is censoring words related to kids and proclaiming that no underaged people shall ever be around him ever again!! He's also publicly shaming the dogfucker and distancing her from him when Pepperidge Farm clearly remembers the multiple accounts and his own confession that he watches animated dogfucking porn.

No. 840266

>>840201
>>840224
He pushed that fetish onto Shiloh at one point, too. Of course, Onion twisted it to sound like Shiloh acted of her own free will when he told AJ about what he did.

No. 840295

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I'm positive Greg isn't making enough money with his Immortal/Elite discord membership grift or the nickels he gets when some idiot clicks on the wall of ads that assault you when visiting his newest forum. If the rumors are correct he hates his current gig at Uber so that wont last for long.

Maybe Sierra can hook him up with her B-movie connections(casting couch.) Schlocky horror movies are where washed up entertainers go to die. This would be a perfect fit for Greg.

No. 840313

>>840295
Has it been confirmed he drives for uber? Taxi men in my town are known for propositioning drunk women, what a suitable gig for Greg.

No. 840399

>>840295
She could play an alien. They wouldn't even need to put any makeup or prosthetics on her.

No. 840423

I wonder how hard Grease is beating his tiny meat over the pregnancy photos Jaclyn posted on Twitter. I bet he's saving them all too like he saved the Alicia photos

No. 840567

It brings me endless joy knowing that Gurg is irrelevant enough that even his lolcow thread isn't interested in following him anymore. I hope he does something extra milky to regain his most loyal following back (us).

No. 840590

>>840567
Since Greg likes Jim Carey so much I will quote Carey from Liar Liar:
"He's a desperate fool at the end of his pitiful road."

No. 840591

>>840567
At this point the only thing that can make him relevant again is killing Footface and livestreaming it lmao

No. 840601

>>840591
If he wants attention he needs to put footface in front of the camera. Her younows were way more captivating than whatever shit he's up to these days.

No. 840622

>>840601
She's too much of a coward to show her face also she must be looking terrible due to all the stress of being exposed. She probably lost even more hair (she already had a receding hairline before) and her face must be all covered in herpes break outs and scabs (she kept picking at her chin scabs in Livestreams due to uwu anxiety and her scabs became huge and never healed, they must look 10 times worse now)

No. 840634

>>840622
I still believe Lainey is buried under the patio.

No. 840672

>>840634

Oh 100%. The only thing that will change my mind about doormat being murked and buried in the swamp is her showing off that herpes addled footface on live with a current newspaper for proof of date lmfao.

No. 840697

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I'd love love to be a fly on the wall at Casa de Greaseball. I can only imagine the epic fights, misery and asshattery going on through all this, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving pair of fucktards.

No. 840709

>>840634
I wish because that would be one less pedophile/pedophile enabler in the world, but Grease is too much of a pussy to kill anyone

No. 840715

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Randomly saw this on tiktok and had a small chuckle

No. 840749

>>840715
She's triggered because it almost happened to her? Grease was hella trying to impregnate her, she's so lucky it didn't happen

No. 840856

lol andy dick is friends with onion boy they dont even hide anymore(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 840887

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Greg tried to get a reaction out of Repzion by spam emailing him about that girl that Billy the Fridge said
>she made a face when I mentioned Repzions name"
Which obviously means Repzion raped her. All he got from Daniel was a meme of him ass fucking Greg as a turtle.

He didn't get the attention he wanted from Rep so he moves on to his echo chamber and randomly posts a screenshot of the emails he sent to Repzion in his discord. I think he was hoping that his fans would be shocked and start a discussion about how Daniel is a sexual predator/rapist, and maybe even start a Twitter hashtag to cancel Repzion. All he got was one person saying that Repzion still supports Creepshow. Even his fans don't give a shit about his petty vendettas. His fans then continued on about vanishing ghost DM's and trying to sneak into paypig status because they're besties with a mod and dont want to pay Onision. I was surprised Greg didn't get upset they ignored his email screen-shot and start trying to steer the topic back to "Rapist Repzion"
>hey guys, so what do you think about that girl Repzion allegedly raped? That's gross isn't it?

No. 840888

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No. 840894

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I think I accidentally stumbled onto Gregs preferred jerk off time. I was lurking around his discord and I saw he was online but not actively shining up the turd that is his new forum or posting on his discord. Then it said he was playing a game, I had never heard of it so I went back to my lurking and reading boring posts by his fans. I check back on his status a half hour later and he's still playing this game. It made me curious so I Googled it and WoW! Its a hentai game where you get to design and dress up what look like school girls and then have them act out your fantasies. I wanted to see what the "game play' was like so I searched for videos of Koikatsu Party and holy hell that's some graphic stuff.

So now I know that Greg likes to wait until 2am for Lainey and the kids to be sound asleep so he can creep around that tiny house, get online and create his perfect little high school girl and then probably act out some disgusting sex scene with a dolphin. I felt dirty staring at his discord status and knowing that he was probably jerking off to a little hentai girl at that very moment.

No. 840912

>>840894
As gross as it is to hear about Onision's fapping habits… could have been worse. I looked it up and the game doesn't feature bestiality or rape, so there's that. That dolphin thing was probably his fantasy, which is even worse, in a way.

No. 840919

>>840634
If foot face was buried in the yard somewhere, Greg would totally be posting as her. Foot is just a coward who scurried off the internet just like rats scurried off the Titanic when in was sinking. I do miss the cringe fest livestreams of hers though. It was so bad that it is was actually glorious in an ironic way.(unsaged autism)

No. 840938

>>840894
>I like ADULT WOMEN. LEGAL!

This scrote never learns. Cum brained disabled.

No. 840971

>>840938
Illusion has a very similar game that has realistic 3D models (or more realistic), and yet onion went for the 100% anime one

No. 840984

>>840894
Everything is sex with this guy. Day and night, sex sex sex. His only existence is for sex.

No. 840992

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I think it was a interview stream or just a regular fan stream earlier this year where Greg admitted that both him and Lainey are still not over Billie. He still dreams of her and emails Billie not expecting a response but just to let her know he hopes she's doing well and living her best life. Both Greg and Lainey haven't moved on from Billie so I guess they're not each others true loves if you listen to Onisions relationship advice.

No. 840996

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If he was lucky each tweet got 5 likes and 10 replies. I guess Greg got upset that 9 out of those 10 replies were trolls calling him pedo and groomer. He's really trying to drive traffic to his new site. Does he really think he can survive on the pennies he gets from the ads on his shit site? I love watching him scramble to make money since YT dumped him. And then the inevitable blow up when it all falls apart. Patreon was going to save him from his financial crisis, until they shitcanned him. He was going to become the next big Twitch streamer. How long did that last?

Is he really that lazy or scared to go out into the real world and get a job? Or has he actually tried and the infamy of being a sexual predator ruins every job interview. Im sure Gregs spirts rise when the interviewer says Greg looks familiar and has he seen him somewhere.
>yes I was a YouTube star for over 10 years
And that rising spirt plummets into a knot in his stomach when the interviewer says
>no that's not it, it was some crime show on cable tv.

No. 841003

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Something triggered Greg big time this afternoon. I don't understand why he posts these tirades to his fan discord. He's screaming at the last 5 or 6 people who support him.

No. 841014

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He threw a tantrum

No. 841017

>>840996
The main focus of his career seems to be the adverts all over his site and he needs to direct as much traffic as he can muster to them. Who knew the end of Onision would be so boring.

No. 841024

>>841014

Twitter probably gave him a warning about his retard tweet.

No. 841027

>>841014
That top tweet is pretty ironic coming from the retard with a "Do Not Engage" tattoo. Mental to think he's nearly 40 and that was his most recent tattoo. He's a certified spastic.

No. 841033

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Creepy and stalkerish?
Isn't Greg the one who kept emailing her repeatedly even after she asked him nicely to stop contacting her. And his response wasn't to respect her request but to send her step by step directions on how to block him.

No. 841035

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>>841033
He's been at it all day.

No. 841036

>>841035

Oh he's big mad. Wonder what triggered him to make him this manic.

No. 841037

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>>841036
I think there was a major spam bomb this morning and he got pissed because he got woken up much to early with a couple hundred notifications. Don't these trolls understand he was up really late jerking it to little hentai girls and needs his sleep. Not sure what caused his sperg to veer off onto Jaclyn and Repzion.

No. 841063

>>841037
Jaclyn and Repzion are the only ones who still pay attention to him / talk about him so they'd be on his mind a lot.

No. 841070

>>841014
Oh the irony in that top post.
If you don't like it Greg, then stay away from it, but you are insanely dumb.

No. 841071

>>840984
And from what we've heard from his exes and Lainey, he's not even good at it. Additionally, most of the time someone talks about sex 24/7 it usually means they ain't getting any.

>>840992
I 100% per cent doubt that Lainey isn't over Billie yet, it's Greg, anon. It's Greg alone.
Lainey just wants the emotional support, someone who looks up to her and deals with the chores and children.

>>841070
This, tbh.
It's no wonder he has no friends, and the last people sticking to him like flies to poop are only there for clout, because of some weird inferiority complex or because they think they can change him. Taking peeks into Greg'S life is like watching an incredibly bad movie which is also excessively long.

No. 841075

>>841035
Greg doesn't even understand what "canceled" means..

No. 841094

>>841071
He was friends with Vincent Zyr since they where in kindergarten, even lived together. And he broke that friendship off over Zyr not voting for whom he wanted to vote for. (Hillary I think) Vincent Zyr wasn't even sure, it was just a tiny disagreement. And he just dropped Vincent Zyr and "kicked him out of his life" as Greg always puts it like he was nothing.
I often wonder about it, Greg is so narcissistic he must be one of the loneliest people on earth.

>And from what we've heard from his exes and Lainey, he's not even good at it. Additionally, most of the time someone talks about sex 24/7 it usually means they ain't getting any.

He's obsessed with it and I always wondered why he owned several houses. Yeah some "just to film youtube videos in", again, why? People often compare him and Lainey to Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka and judging from how he is, and the things he did like with Sarah, well lets just say Paul Bernardo was not only a serial killer but also the Scarsborough Rapist. Have that sink in for a minute there. Not tinfoiling, not saying that Greg has done things, but I am saying that if it ever turned out that he did weird shit in those other houses I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Then of course how things with Adrienne went, some people still say that that was rape too. Again, I ain't saying anything, I'm leaving it up to the reader to decide. Just some thoughts I had about it.

No. 841101

>>841094
Do you mean Cyr, anon? I'm not sure they knew each other that long. Met In Kindergarten reads like one of the fanfics from one of Gurg's old websites, or something a drama channel would regurgitate for 20 views.

No. 841102

>>841094
I wouldn’t put it past greg to have coerced / verbally berated Lainey into sex when she didn’t want to. She’s his cumrag/punching bag.

No. 841132

>>841063
>>841102

> him / talk

> coerced / verbally

hmmmmmmm

No. 841135

>>841101
Cyr is originally from Hawaii and was born in late 1989, so them together in kindergarten would be impossible. He also didn’t meet greasy until 2009. Just cleaning things up!

No. 841137

>>840894
What a creepy weirdo. I just hope he doesn't try to live any of those fantasies with Cloey

No. 841138

>>841071
>I 100% per cent doubt that Lainey isn't over Billie yet

She definitely isn't and never will be. Not because she "loves" Billie, but because she wants to be her. She'd skin Billie alive and wear her skin if she could, Billie is everything she wishes she was

No. 841140

>>841033
His tiny carrot is so angry that Jaclyn is pregnant and the baby isn't his. Also didn't Footface make "me too" videos as well? Did she donate the money she got from them?

No. 841142

>>841102
Apparently Footface's on antidepressants now, and most antidepressants have the side effect of killing the libido. I wonder how she's dealing with being married to a sex addict during these times…

No. 841144

>>841003
Seems like the creepshow drama has made him manic about anti-o scandals. Enough to make him backflip on his "real victims to to the police" spiel.

He's right though: retard is his culture.

No. 841145

>>841014
>wants to say the word retard without objection
>censors the word "child" on his forum

>>841142
Sauce?

No. 841147

>>841145
>>>/pt/767318
>>>/pt/817330
The first linked post from a year ago references Glorg's anti-depressant claim, the second linked post from 4 months ago references Grub's claim and has a link to a video of a livestream where Grot apparently makes the claim.
But it's a 4-hour vid, I'm not gonna search through it.

No. 841150

>>841142
Lainey has always done things she doesn't want to do in hopes she will gain Gregs praise and approval. Im sure she's okay with laying there as he jackhammers her for 3 minutes. The alternative would be her saying she doesn't feel like it tonight and having to endure hours of him whining, cursing at her and banging doors because she isn't performing her wifely duties. Greg probably enjoys it better now that her libidos dead. We all know Greg hates a wet pussy and I'm sure it's super dry down there now.

No. 841152

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>>841063
You're right. I assume Greg saw these videos pop up recently on his daily search for his name and he's been stewing.



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