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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg/Anusion/Anus/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW)/Lame/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:>Lainey makes a video claiming she was a “teen mom” and whines about how she can’t relate to mothers who are 5-10 years older than her. >>568353>Greg makes a video about how most men are creepy rapists (Except for him of course). >>569556>Lainey is officially done with streaming on younow and is exclusively streaming once a week on her private Instagram. >>569579>Greg spergs out over a National Geographic documentary being child porn and demands that youtube is SHUT. DOWN. >>570427>Greg makes more videos sperging about kinky/curly hair, he compares curly hair to his gross ass pubic hair in one. >>571124>He also livestreams his reaction to Lana Summer’s “ONISION'S BLACK (CURLY HAIR) HAIR ADVICE - I DID IT FOR A WEEK!” video. >>571607>Lainey is considering the name “Elias.” >>571724>Lainey confirms that Sarah is no longer there and will be back for Lainey’s birthday >>571809>Greg lands in some legal troubles due to “pulling up blackberry bushes” and cutting down yards of trees without a permit. >>572078>Greg removes his “Organic Man” video off youtube, anons speculate it is because it shows how much destruction has been made to his back yard. >>573200>Additional information appears to be sent to the officials in charge of his case. >>574074 >There is speculation that he may owe several thousand dollars due to his negligence to get a permit to alter his backyard.
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To continue on the discussion from last thread: if Greg and Lainey have a bonfire during a ban season, would the case be affected in anyway?
I imagine so, because it would be a new complaint not resolved by the current fines. I think the bonfires on top of the damage he's already made would make things much more serious.
And we have seen footage of them on their last date video having a bonfire.
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The idiot revealed that all by himself.
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They also had cardboard burning in their bonfire as well. The county they live in has been under a burn ban for a while so they might be fined because of that as well.
I love it that Onion is basically proving the case against him by his own excessive need to film everything.
I hope the government takes him for every cent.
As far as I'm aware you cannot wipe out fines you owe to any government agency through bankruptcy, so he's not getting out of this that easily.>>574258>I hope the government takes him for every cent.
Trust me, they will. The EPA is worse than any loan shark and will squeeze him for every penny owed.
Pretty sure at least one of them has going off:>>574212>>574222
and didn't he give the investigator his business address at Onision?>>574289
Yep he's fucked. Lainey showed him buying heavy equipment, the neighbor has footage/pics of it, dumbass filmed himself cutting down trees, there's videos of trees pushed into the lake and he sent picture evidence to the investigator which you know he didn't realize fucked himself over.
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If the neighbor saw them doing it then they can probably see him acting retarded in his underwear when he's outside.
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My thoughts exactly…
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Didn't see this posted in the last thread (Forgive me if it was)
His claim that he was just "removing some blackberries" is, in reality, a bulldozing of 4000 sq.ft.
Which they then did a mix of burning in a bonfire and just shoving the debris into the lake which is a salmonid spawning area.
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And these are the publicly listed constraints on his property, which he never bothered to read, so it will be the County/state's fault for not telling him (even though this is publicly available)
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Hes going to embellish his jail/prison time no matter what happens, and we're going to have to watch video after video about how hes now a badass ex-prisoner.
This is all so funny. If he actually has to go to jail he's either trying to run away and gets caught because he's still dumb enough to tweet/make videos; kills himself before he goes to jail; or barricades himself in his trailer, kicking with his feet, screaming BE A FLUCKING HUMAN, I WAS A POLICE OFFICER AS WELL
while they drag him out of his house infront of his wife, kids and neighbors.
Personally I hope jail time is what fucks him completely. He deserves a nice nervous breakdown for the years of stress and aggravation he’s caused other people. Regardless of whether or not he does jail time, the fines from this are going to be astronomical and he’s likely going to end up flat broke. He destroyed a fish habitat. He did so many different things wrong, and all because he thinks he has faaaaaxxxx on his side.
In this case, he was wrong. His hubris caught up with him and I am loving it. Tween patreons can’t bail you out of this, Greg. They don’t have the kind of funds you need.
Here's a better question: Assuming the two take turns serving their time, can Lainey trust Gerg to take care of the kids while she's serving her time?
We all know the answer to that. He'll all but toss the kids at Lame's parents.
Greg does prison time - Lainey will move in with her parents. Shes never been self sufficient. She went from living with her mommy & daddy, to living with Greg.
Lainey does prison time - the kids will automatically be left with her parent in Las Cruces, no ifs and or buts. And Im sure Greg will attempt to bring in some fresh new teen puss, but without Lainey as bait no girls will bite.
More major tinfoil: Buying a house in the wetlands, adding Lainey to the deed and destroying the environment were all part of a cunning plan to get Lainey arrested so her huband can elope with a new victim without ruining his reputation any further…
Yeah, I know, I'm giving him too much credit, he's not that smart. But it would be quite the plot twist.
He's also been pretty quiet on twitter today.>>574353
Do we know how much he has to pay? At least a couple thousands right?
And more and more cases are getting opened about him, the number can only rise.
He'll probably start a gofundme when the inspectors were on their property and he gets his bills.
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i want him to scream about how he is a famous youtuber and ex cop in front of actual criminals
No way he's gonna take care of the kids or the dogs. He either brings them all to his mom or they'll die. Sad but true.
If Lambo's in jail you can bet your ass he's gonna search for a new alt girl
No.. The IRS will get their money. If you have no money to pay it, they can and will seize your property, put you in jail, etc.
Ask Redd Foxx, Willie Nelson, Wesley Snipes, etc.
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READING MY HUSBANDS DMS Patreon
(Mirror) - https://hooktube.com/watch?v=eIpSCWtNavg&feature=youtu.be
Yes, It is a reupload. I use hooktube because Gurg is to dumb to get back to the original unlisted video.
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Taylor uploaded a upside down makeup challenge, so up close and surprisingly isnt using her blur filter. I couldnt get a get screen shot of it but she has a HUGE herpe cluster now on her chin. That's what she gets for picking her nasty herpe sores and touching all over her face. Notice how she just crusts her makeup on top touching the open sore against the applicator and lip of the bottles. SO NASTY SHES GUNNA JUST EVENTUALLY BECOME A GAINT SCAB LIKE HER HUSBAND
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Which one of you sent Onion that message "have you ever taken a fan's virginity i want to give it to you"?
We can change the name from a swamp when they kick his ass out of the area. As long as he's there, it's still a swamp.
Also his view makes it look nasty af, even after he destroyed all the nature.
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Plainey keeps liking and commenting on Billie clones' tweets. Could be to keep up her ~gay~ image or gurgles is pushing hard for a new trinity
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love how he ignores so many DMs but asked this person to contact him kek
Some of the comments are hilarious
"We will find atlantis"
Out of all the things to talk about in this thread, including the new milk, this
is what you pick?>>574410
You'd think that she would be more worried about the giant fine and possible jail time that's about to ass fuck her and her husband.
Meh, whatever, teenagers have sex.
I'm kind of surprised he didn't slut shame her though.
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>get hit by the adpocalypse
>complain about how you’re not a millionaire
>make passive aggressive tweets about how you’re happy you reached 800 patrons when a few months before you had 1000
>Complain about getting fined thousands of dollars for fucking up your yard’s ecosystem protecting you (and others) from floods.
>Being rich doesn’t make you happy, sweaty (:
diseased marsh!! im dying
NOTHING CAN EVER GO RIGHT IN THIS CURSED MIRE
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I know this is probably old news by now but the comments on Lainey's pronoun video convince me YouTube was a mistake
Wonder how hard Lainey will stick to her "pronouns" before a judge while facing jail time.
Still gonna push the "I'm not a girl" schtick, Lainey?
Ms Avaraoe, were you involved in the felling of the trees?
Um, rude. I'm gay, I'm a boy.
If a judge really wanted to send them both to prison then they would alternate their sentences so there would be someone always watching the kids. Like first Greg would go for however many months, then he'd get out and Lainey would go.
I can't decide what Grundle would hate more - jail or being the sole caretaker of his children.
Mr avaroe, were you and your wife Taylor Avaroe aware that the retention pond that you discarded tree logs in is a protected salmon spawning area?
Wow ok, first of all, I'm not his 'wife'. I'm a boy and we are in a gay relationship. And secondly, its lain not Taylor.
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>>574460>I don't think a judge would punish Lainey with jail time especially since she's a mother.
Holy shit are you retarded?>>574470
Probably taking care of his kids. Besides, he said he'd hang himself in jail.
Yeah agreed. Lurch avoided prison for dealing on probation and just got community service or whatever, how's Onion gonna go for cutting shrubs? He's a shit person but he's not a priority for prison. As far as criminal records go, he isn't violent and he isn't frauding large amounts of money. The gov will be happy to make him apologize, pay up and have him and Drainey out of their hair. Couple grand payment and it's over. Hell, if they can't pay straight up they'll probably get some very forgiving payment plan. He'd sooner get busted over skimming taxes.
I want to see him go down in flames too but this won't be it. Realistically this is small potatoes. The biggest thing is how he's already embarrasing himself with m-muh proppity rants
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They have a pending sale on the Swamp Mansion, I'm pretty sure they'll be somewhat okay unless something royally fucks them over or the sale gets canceled.
According to what kiwis have found Gurg sent 9 emails and 2 photos in one day to the Developement Engineer and will be made public soon, hippy neighbor lady's husband works for Fish and Wildlife, and he's definitely pretending to be his own lawyer at this point given that the one he supposedly has on retainer has no clue about what an easement is.>>574548
He's royally fucked himself.
Lurch is in new york though, overcrowding is a significant factor in why he was sentenced as he was. As is the fact there are hundreds of drug addicts and dealers, it's not a novel or noteworthy crime where lurch is. Plus it was one offence. By the looks of things here onion has violated several different laws.
If they decide to make an example of Gerg, or if he gives the judge attitude like he does everyone else, he's not going to get off lightly at least financially speaking. At the very least, as other anons have already said, he will need to pay up enough to repair the damage he has caused.
It would be really nice if all the people who could sue him did so at the same time. Like a final nail in the coffin, making sure he really is done forever.>>574559>will be made public soon>hippy neighbor lady's husband works for Fish and Wildlife
Where were these confirmed anon?
Can you screenshot shit from kiwifarms if it actually has proof? this is an imageboard after all.
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Well I have no explanation here
Lol I'm suprised someone is interested. Like it's a decent house. But if I found out my soon to be new house had been plastered all over the internet because some nut used to live in it, I'd change my mind. I take it that they don't know. I know some people are going to be like 'well noone googles their own house'
They do. A coworker of mine bought a new house and typed in the address to google to show me.
Greg's Mcmansion has been mentioned a load of times. I would never dream of buying a house that was notoriously doxxed online.
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Looks like Gregy has been on an e-mail rampage.
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Keep in mind a chunk of that is taxed, so if that sale goes through he'll get something less than that.>>574566
How the emails in >>574579
will become publicly available.
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this is a bad look fam
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reminds me of that zombie in Warm Bodies
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Well this is amusing. Wonder how long until his 'fans' head this way and pledge their allowances to cover the $55 Greggles thinks he's going to owe on this? Especially once he's done harassing the investigator.
Fucking kek, this is hilarious. I hope it triggers
a spergout so we can laugh at him even more.
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Either that or remembering that he signed a document saying he couldn't go around destroying half his backyard for a scenic swamp view from his window.
(Thank you KF)
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It doesn't seem like he's heeded any of their multiple warnings. I can only imagine him out there cutting down more trees raging that he's right and no one is going to tell him what he can or can not do on his property.
Can anons post the KF comments from subject experts for those of us who don't like slogging through forum threads and/or KF?>>574517
iirc she got the IUD removed because it was giving her problems, but she's probably not pregnant either way. And even she may be self-aware enough by now to know that having a third child under her circumstances is beyond irresponsible.>>574529
He's almost certainly going to be hit with a fine, which he'll most likely begrudgingly will pay.>>574548
Hopefully this is true. The screenshots from the last thread didn't make it seem nearly as bad as this.>>574628
How the fuck does this have >10k likes, and why is Taylor wearing an animu shirt?
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I'm pretty sure it's Greg's shirt.
It's ouran high school host club, she's probably wearing it for gay points.>>574634
Oh, or this. onion only likes dated anime that's not relevant anymore.
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There's a lot of dense posts on the subject starting on page 300.
These are the more informative posts on page 301, excluding a post about how his neighbors can file a class action lawsuit against him if what he did caused any flooding or damage to their property (mainly excluded due to how large the image already is).
Link in image: https://ecology.wa.gov/DOE/files/b5/b573cb89-dea9-4da9-8d98-d8aa1e79c509.pdf
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There wasn't really anything on page 302 worth noting, so here is part one of all the important posts on page 303.
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Here's the rest of 303. Sorry that the images are so dense, but there was a lot of info posted. That's about all I have done so far. I'll post pages 304 and 305 comments later.
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i haven't been on the onision thread in awhile so i hope this hasn't already been brought up, but it made my day a little better… this is the pic that comes up when you google 'onision'
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Here's page 304 (1/3)
lol this is specifically funny considering how triggered
he got over that drawing and even bitched about it in a video saying the artist was making fun of his "incurable skin disease"
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When the fines and penalties all get added up, and Gurgles loses his house because of his lumberjack shenanigans, you just know hes going to blame the hippy neighbor.
Fuck the Bobcat tractor, he will commandeer a bulldozer to exact his revenge.https://streamable.com/dzuum
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Here's the other part of 305.
He’s underwater on that house. It wasn’t fully paid for so he’s not making a profit. He still has to pay his current mortgage, the IRS, and the state of Washington for destroying a wetland.
If debtor’s prison still existed, he’d be a prime candidate.
I truly believe that the people that comment on laineys horrible make up skills because she didnt blend properly or some bullshit, the size of her feet, her lip herpes, gregs red skin, his head size are fans of gregs and laineys.
Ive witness many times where a discussion is moving towards milk or just a deeper knowledge of a known topic, and suddenly theres comments like
"oh my god did you see how dirty her brushes were?"
to steer it into some weird tangent.
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There were some photos of her in a store that definitely looked like she was pregnant. Even in >>574634
she's in a baggy shirt and hunched forward so you can't see anything.
Im not this anon >>574720
but I dont think they're saying Lainey is out of bounds. I think they're saying that the topics that are discussed when it pertains to Lainey should be more than improper makeup application, or her shoe size. Im all for talking about how shes a transtrender and giving proof of how shes playing a game with all this. Same goes with her faking anxiety and skinwalking Billie for so long. All that shows her shit personality.
Same goes for Greg. I love all this information and theories about what may happen because of him destroying the habitat in his backyard, and not post after post talking about his alligator teeth or worsening Rosacea.
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Well considering their patron saint is Chris-chan while ours is Pixyteri..
>>574771>kiwi more for girls>lolcow is incels
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i haven't been following Onion actively for more than a few months, so this could very likely be very old news, but I haven't seen this posted yet. does this make two turtles he's killed by being massively fucking stupid?
sorry, forgot to add i found it on that complainey lainey tumblr.
i also realized my mistake with the file name after I'd already posted, so… oops.https://complaineylainey.tumblr.com/post/177865808867/images-not-mine-greg-deleted-these-tweets>>574798
That’s not Greg fam, have you not seen that post before? It’s pretty old lol >>574579
What do you guys think the nine emails Greg sent are about? Is he sperging our at them?
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He tweeted on his original account about the letters he got from Pierce County for tearing up the bushes on Sept 7.
He must of been ranting about it on his Onision Prime account 2 days later. Pierce County must have stated that because of his actions in destroying the trees and bushes he may cause a future mud/land slide.
nope. i did not know. thanks for telling me, though. like i said, i haven't been following him very long.
so gerg's bottomless stupidity and utter selfishness just vaulted his slowly dying thread to be front-page featured at KF. however, i doubt it'll give him the narcissistic supply he needs. at this point, everyone is just talking about him behind his back. none of his "haters" even try to engage anymore. hell, barely any fans do either. >>574274
I have a family member who was a realtor. She said first the bank takes their cut, second home equity, then anyone who has a lien, then the IRS, and then anyone else he owes money to, and that's if the sale can even go through. I doubt he'll make a cent from that place.
As for the EPA I have enough knowledge to know you never want to fuck with them. The kiwis covered most of it and said it better than I can, but I do want to add something. Usually these types of violations can be strict, joint, and several. Meaning they like to anally obliterate anyone they can get their hands on, so Complainey better lube up. She'll probably be fined for every tree Gurg cut down and every shrub he pulled out as well. So you can add that to the debt total.
Could be a response to the results of one of his patreon polls. I feel like if he triggered
a mudslide, we'd have found out about it by now.
I’m a millenial and I said that Greg is acting like the stereotype
. Calm your tits about our generation.>>574865
This is all so great, thank you anon. I can’t believe he even bothered to buy the swamp place without selling the other house first. He’s been paying two mortgages for so long. His social blade says 67k at the top end, but I don’t buy that at all. I don’t think he’s making anything substantial off patreon, either.
So basically Lainey will be held responsible for all of it from a legal standpoint as well? I know the end result is mostly going to be fines, but I think he’s actually pretty close to being broke. I don’t see him having anything in savings or making investments other than the houses.
I’m excited for the incoming narc rage sperg on Twitter, I think he’ll end up giving away too much information while he’s freaking out, just like he did with the IRS. >>574866
Maybe he was trying to put soil down to fix what he fucked up?
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Gurgles has until November 5 to resolve his violation btw. Knowing him tho he will find some way to fuck it up and it's a fair guess that it's gonna cost him quite a penny.
"You government officials can't fine me now! These are the FAX! You can't outsmart a genius like me!" And then when they don't understand his perfect logic and he's in jail he can tell all the black inmates how to properly wash their hair.
To add to what we already know he was doing the day of the hover hand pic, I would wager that he was also stumping anything outside his buffer zone, throwing the stumps into the lake, and filling those holes in with dirt that is obviously different from the dirt that's already there (and not even patting it down so when it settles there'll be another hole there).>>574872
Since her name is on the deed she will incur her own set of fines separate from the fines her gay husband will have to pay.
I feel you. All you get from him is shit content, raging and you are not allowed to have another opinion than him.
Paying someone money to get the right to send them presents or to go on a date with Lambo… how sad must just your life be.
Lainey gets her own set of fines. I’m sure she has no idea.
Wew, this ride.
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well, i guess now we know what this was about on his private twitter. so on the 30th of august he got the first email from them and decided to post it on his private twitter?
That's the most famous he's gotten in years.>>574935>I want to scold them over this>the messages they send you are uncomfortable>you're not stupid and you will not fall for their phony emails
Man his fans are idiots.
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5 days ago part of Lainey's private instagram livestream was leaked.
She is losing views dramatically since mid-August and is stressed. Acknowledges that her pregnancy related videos are the most well received.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=NeGoISQ8YCA&feature=youtu.be
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some other screencaps from the replies to his private twitter. whew, can't wait for the emails to be posted on the database
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More videos either showing them violating regulations/or the difference in how the swamp looks like:https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_ynVX__7TVk_OrhhHH6n-c3jtfbFMlly
(think about something | posted april 26th on patreon, you can see the swamp before they started chopping shit down)https://drive.google.com/open?id=1VJloCP2miURCdfQW6GW4P4NtDu1rfT2o
(husband styles me for a week | posted on patreon on July 12th or 13th, 2018 shows them burning wood from the trees that were cut down)
He needs to stop trying to be artsy and profound. What is he? An angsty emo teen from 2006 trapped in a greasy practically middle aged man's body?
And then every single video where "My husband picks" Onion can't come off more annoyed and disinterested in helping his cash cow make more money for him.
People are even bored of her pregnancy related videos now. Her latest "What pregnancy did to my body video" did shite, 50k views after a week. Sucks to be you beech.>>574985
Kek. Up Shits Creek.>>575009
You bet your dick he does. "Character" my arse. Just look at how he is in this stream with her. He's unbearable.
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instead of worrying about the shitty position her husband has put them in, she's worried about someone not wanting to be friends with her.
plot twist: it's sarah
jk there's no fucking way, it's just some person she's trying to catfish
I dont even get how her and greg have a conversation. They both only love talking about themselves.>>575181
Imagine if she had left him during cuddlegate. People were still thinking she was nice and sweet and just misled by greg. Everyone was giving her the sympathy she loves. She could have easily befriended other youtubers who would have felt sorry for her and didnt like greg. Her channel could have become something without him. Her fanbase was much stronger then as well.
Now shes just as much of a joke as greg and lost so many fans by being a bitch to them and never listening to what they want (putting greg in videos when clearly they hate him). She used to have a bunch of fans who admired her and defended her constantly, but she shit on them and screwed them over and let her husband shit on them as well. Now the only person who really is still "obsessed" with her is sarah (and shes prob gonna grow out of it as well), a bunch of weird onion fans who want to "date" her and greg, and a few weird young transtrenders who find her on youtube. What a life.
Is she incapable of taking a photo and not using a filter.
"Wook at me I'm sooo cuwte!" adds ten filters
Bitch, your face is for radio.
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Normal people don't get hate on social media. Probably because they aren't pedophilic, racist, homophobic scumbags like you.
uhm not everyone gets talked about on the internet.
Guess what, you can have socialmedia without trying to be the worlds biggest idiot until people start hating on you.
Lainey is suspected pregnant because of a suspicious gut, but unconfirmed. Otherwise just the two anon said.>>575214
Thanks for letting us know you've never read those articles, Greg. Then again, I'm surprised you even read an entire tweet.
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nah, you mean that one.
uglybird is Taylors private sperg account.
The thing is, he's never cared. He would just virtue signal, tout those views because it made him feel superior. The Tesla? He didn't care about the environment, it was just an expensive fancy car, a status symbol. How can I tell? He went from a Tesla to a gas-guzzling pick up truck. He has no use for a pickup truck. Someone who cared about the environment would have gone with a more efficient car, or a hybrid.
2011 Greg is the same Greg who told a suicidal, depressed person who was regularly abused by their mother that their depression is their own fault and to just get over it.
All of the views he spouts are just for brownie points, he doesn't believe a word of any of them. He says one thing and does another thing entirely.
Open you eyes, greg anon. Your fave is a walking dictionary definition of a hypocrite.
I have no idea how could you ignore all the shit he's pulled for years, but it's beter to realize late than never, I guess.
You need to wake up greganon. Grease was just as bad in 2011 as he is now. He's a massive hypocrite no matter what and has always treated people with cruelty and held himself up as some moral standard while not applying his "rules" to himself.
See the light anon.
If you are, And you're done with him (Please for the love of god anon) you should screenshot his private twitter and let us all in the know.
Ew holy shit Lainey, if your job is to SELL A PRODUCT, maybe try to not look as unattractive as humanly possible when advertising it.
And yeah as for the point, this is just different coloring on the photos, what a phony. For real, why are her teeth turning grey?
they look super translucent in that video in particular. i know that's a sign of enamel erosion. i'm guessing excessive soda drinking, or maybe bulimia? she looks terrible constantly, like she's dying. she doesn't have the cheeks tho
maybe she's just starving to the point she has health problems now. i think if you're vegan/vegetarian long enough it can happen.
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Found this on twitter.
It really doesn't surprise me, I really feel for those kids. They've got no hope.
Oh okay my bad!
I hadn't seen it before.
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Brace yourselves, a sperg is coming
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New potential Lainey love interest? Lainey actually follows this one back even though she only has 20 subscribers.
Explains Plainey's strange sudden interest in vaping and vape tricks. Lainey truly has no personality or interests of her own so she has to intensely emulate any person she's attracted to.
How is he going to repair the damage "Onision"/"Greg" did, when "Character" isn't "really him"?
What a train wreck.
Twitter youth culture kinda fucked the Onision edgy persona. Edge was in and now you get called out for any kind of shaming in the book. Not that I'm an SWJ or an edgelord, but it's funny seeing him hypocritically scramble to gain back his teen audience. I think Onision thought he was selling humor but it was persona. That dies with the era that agrees with it. Like Paris Hilton, people move on.
Btw, I'm fucking loving this Onision Epilogue regarding the EPA. And I kek every time I see thread pic. Quality.
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I hope it's tears shed due to the fact he's gonna get his ass handed to him by the government.
So this is character saying this right? Cause Greg doesn't actually believe this>>575403
Implying she's the one actually attracted to young girls. Probably Greg's into this chick (or made a passing comment of her looks) and Lainey is trying to emulate her to keep Greg interested in her while also sewing the seeds for this chick to potentially want a relationship for Greg
But being anorexic is Eugenia’s fault and she’s just plain evil for it. >>574873
Funny about how he was obsessed over Billie smoking weed and ‘breaking the law’ and now there’s this. At least Billie’s ‘crime’ isn’t selfish. She wasn’t hurting the ecosystem or disturbing neighbours etc.
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Here is a before and after of his property.
>>575467>greg someday i will debone you
He loves screeching about muh begetarian bodaaaay and calling omnivores mUrDeReRz!!11!!!1! but happily destroys the home of multiple species of fishies and other critters. I hope he gets fucked my the long arm of whatever the US equivalent of the EPA is for it.
Could the previous owners have cleared out some
of the trees farther away from the pond? They renovated the house, they could have done a bit of lawn work legally?
He's looking for some dude named Gary who kills prostitutes and whatever. I don't remember any of this, but if it was mentioned I'm not surprised I forgot.
He turned himself into a 20yo with his mind powers.
He kills Gary and it's just a thing that happens, who cares. Kills his friends too. Two get names and their own sentence of murder. As in, he writes a sentence.
>MOST ANYONE COULD DO NOTHING FOR THIS MAN.
The second guy was sad, so not-Greg summons his dead wifes spirit then kills the man and they live happily ever after in ghost land.
Then not-Greg gets caught by a powerful beam oh noes.
I think that's what happened anyways. FUCK.
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Update on what's posted in the KF thread for those who haven't checked. Here's the first part of page 306. At the bottom there is a satellite image of the property, and its marked what is and isn't his property.
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Here's the other part of 306. To comment on >>575459
the previous owners, who had it during May of last year, did do work on the house and got permits to remove various plants. We do know that Gurg was cutting down trees as early as April of this year from his dog thoughts video, where in it you see freshly cut logs in the lake. We can also see in the images (from around April of this year) the kiwi posted have stumps and logs in them.
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Sorry for forgetting to post the link from the image last post. Here it is: https://www.codepublishing.com/WA/PierceCounty/#!/PierceCounty18E/PierceCounty18E110.html#18E.110.050
After the thread became featured, the concentration of informative posts per page went down. Here's pages 307, 308, and 309.
Links from image: https://komonews.com/news/local/man-fined-90000-for-destroying-wetlands-in-pierce-countyhttps://cfpub.epa.gov/compliance/criminal_prosecution/index.cfm?action=3&prosecution_summary_id=2376&searchParams=M5%2C%3A%2FXT%5CCYZ%40JZ%5DIWY45%3DXBI%3EX%3A%29M%3B%5CSK%25%29%3F_%5B%202
If anyone wants to look up the EPA's laws for their own research into the subject: https://www.epa.gov/laws-regulations
The state of Washington falls under Region 10.
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Here's page 310. I'm currently putting together the other pages and will post them in a bit.[[REDACTED]](Don’t post links to their address.)
In that anon's defense, the KF posters posted a lot
of stuff about this. It would be silly to expect that many screenshots.
and yet anon above is doing god's work and providing. They're long and hard to compile sure, but it's not as if it's any more than the amount any cow posts on social media themselves. The entire point of being an imageboard with no pruning is archival, through the use of screenshots mostly.
and it's pretty obvious that at least one person from there is attempting to drive more traffic to kf, given the cringe as fuck comment about this place being more for incels and the woooow they're so awesome posts. I wont post about it further anyway because this is derailey.
Whoa what the actual fuck mods, what rule did they break by posting this? I'm starting to suspect mods aren't actually reading the posts they're banning people for.>>575501
There's a bunch of stuff in the actual comments that clarify the content of the caps. Lots of it would make sense without a writeup - it's one thing to expect screenshots but who the fuck can be arsed to paraphrase a post to clarify an image, especially if they're not familiar with the field themselves?
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He conveniently cropped the photo that way because he knows "The Shadow Fans" would make inappropriate jokes about his suspected pedophilia.
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So now hes dumping his OnisionArchive channel. Not much of a loss. He hasnt uploaded a new (or old) video to it for over a month. Whats weird that during the short 17 second video he doesnt even mention his Character New Channel or CharacterVlogs. He points them to his old channels.
>This channel has been shut down. All new uploads will be posted to onision speaks and onision. Subscribe and turn notifications on thank you.
So whats the dead channel tally now? He deleted all his videos from his Onichan channel. The channel that most anons consider his first attempt at starting over and wiping the slate clean, but some how he fucked it all up and is trying again with this beta Character New Channel.
Now hes saying goodbye to OnisonArchives. When is he going to ditch OnisionEncore & OnisionReacts? He hasnt uploaded to either channel since December 2017. OnisionGames gets 100 to 150 views per video if hes lucky, I guess thats next on the chopping block.
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Speaking of his vlogs. 1K views on each video for the past week?
That shit has to hurt his heart.
You might as well just make a rule saying KF can't be mentioned at all at this rate.
The comments are to provide context and has useful info. How does a fucking mod not get the importance in that ? Maybe spend less time being salty someone mentioned a site you don't like and actually get rid of useless posts.
And KF has competent mods.
I was banned for ban evasion for >>575528
. Did they even check my IP?
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B is considering doing an ASMR… How long before Ditto-Foot suddenly decides it would be great to do an ASMR video on her channel… Then fucks it up.
A while back, I made some pastebins of Onision's tweets after the mass delete.
Here's a more thorough semi-colon delimited list. (Still not perfect, though, because of html entities like &, etc. shakes fist
Most have been archived at archive.is either from the original tweet itself or from the Google cache. Search the url of the original tweet to find the archived version at archive.is. The urls ARE case sensitive so if it isn't at https://www.twitter.com/onision
, try https://www.twitter.com/Onision
. (I forgot to replace the capitalized version for the lower case. Oops.) There's also a chance at it being at http:// instead of https:// but this will only apply to really old tweets.
Order the tweets in sequential order for them to be in chronological order (They aren't rn)https://pastebin.com/aEgvzxyZhttps://pastebin.com/7T55RLLP
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New upload on his main channel (not on his new one).
Looks like he didn't learn his lesson, seems like he's back to sabotaging the wetlands.
i had no idea it was possible for someone to get dumber and dumber and dumber even after being told repeatedly by government agencies to stop fucking with stuff.
now he's blatantly trying to cover up what he's done, and that's just going to reflect even more poorly on him when the inspectors come to see how much damage he's caused.
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Reupload of Onion's newest video:https://streamable.com/mxasn
Anyone who can explain what the reaction to him laying grass over the holes where the dumps and such were will be?
I can imagine his argument will either be:>Look I fixed it, I'm complying
Or>You can't prove how much I removed if any
He's so, completely fucked. He just went right ahead and did exactly what he told the nice biologist (who was informing him he was in trouble) was going to do: turn a protected wetland into his back yard. And he just kept doing it, a month after being told that he was in violation? On federal wetland that doesn't even belong to him?
HOOOOOOW is anyone this stupid. They're going to say he tried to hide what he did. He planted Home Depot grass onto a protected wetland area. Where are my evens.
He's laying it directly over a protected wetland buffer, after he tore down the tress and cover foliage that he needed a permit for, plus the federal land between his property and the water, which he does not own and cannot be allowed to destoy.
It's not about just wasting money on being stupid because he put sod over unprepared ground: he did it over a protected wetland, which he illegally cleared first.
He is a million shades of fucked.
A pallet of cheap sod at Home Depot covers 500sf.
500 sf x 8 pallets @ $429/ pallet = $3,432 plus tax. Shipping not included, because this isn't sold in store, you have to get it shipped and it's heavy as fuck.
So I'd estimate Greg spent around $5k on just the sod.
He need at least $3,000 for the permits he didn't file by Wed next week, plus another $1-10k for the initial set of fines for vilating a wetland.
That's not even getting into what he's going to owe for the testing and restoration of the land, plus the fines for ignoring a stop work order (which he was sent 9/6 and they charge fines by the day for), and that's just the local shit, not the Feds for the land he doesn't even own.
The group is too wet/cool/spongy for it to take (hello, protected wetland in the shade), plus the ground is covered in uncleared debris. It can't take for a bunch of reasons.
So the inspectors are gonna come out next week and see 4000sf of dying sod laid over protected wetland and federal land. And probably charge him again with trying to cover up his work, in addition to daily violations for ignoring the Stop Work order he got 9/6.
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I'm sorry but I cannot get over how much of her hair has fallen out
She's legitimately balding
So, realistically, if they do lose their home or can't afford it anymore, what happens to them? Can you imagine them asking Taylor's parents to house them indefinitely? I highly doubt they'd have a problem with keeping her and the kids for a while (especially if it meant leaving Grugly behind to rot in his destroyed swamp), but there's no way in hell they'd let him stay there for long, or that he could stay there for more than a few days before some crazy blow-up would happen.
I guess best-case scenario, they both get a few shitty retail/fast food jobs each for supplementary income and hold down your average two-bedroom apartment. But not in the Seattle area, because that shit is expensive.
I'm sure Taylor looks back fondly on the times when she thought she'd be marrying a rich Youtuber, living in a mansion, travelling the country on "tour," vacationing to Fiji, and living happily ever after.
Requesting a PS anon to make us some balding Lainey images like the bald Kaka banner we have. I guess being a lolcow makes your hair fall out. >>575803
It's so typical of him to do this though. Any time he gets busted he just goes into a panic mode where he throws together whatever shit he can to try and cover his putty ass instead of thinking it through. That's how he ended up in the swamp trailer in the first place. Now he's going to lose it in less than a year. Kind of poetic when you think about it. >>575828
They'll have to sell everything and get a box and a tin can to share.
Sadly i think Lainey is more than willing to drag the kids to rot in hell with Onion in the Swamp before staying with her family or give them away to them.
If she was that smart she would have left the moment Grug was bringing strangers to the house near the kids.
Lurk more git gud
also he is trying to sell the narc nest (its pending an offer) and in turn purchased a grease swamp aka tacky 70’s flip for half a million anyway.
They had to sell the McMansion because they're broke and they still owe the IRS more. They moved to a small, shitty, 1800 sf 3 bedroom house where they still managed to overpay ($460,000) because it was on a protected wetland and small lake. This is the swamp shack. They moved in in March, and he's been destroying the protected wetland and also the federal land they don't own between their back yard and the water. His neighbors came to talk about this with him in July; he ignored them. He rented a Bobcat tractor and started tearing down the wetland and trees in August. He got reported to the county. He has since destroyed 4,000 sf of protected lands and federal land they don't own, and is in the process of being fucked 50 more ways til Sunday by the county, the State of Washington, Fish & Wildlife, and the Bureau of Land Management. They won't have a house by the time he has to pay all of the fines and for the restoration of the protected land and endangered species habitat he fucked up.
Read this thread at least.
I've read this entire thread, but couldn't understand why he had such an expensive house when he got shafted by the IRS. There have been so many threads between then and now that I missed some details. Thank you, farmer.
He managed to fuck up 4,000 sq/ft… Good job, Onion boy.>>575859
If Tayor cucks her self worth to live with people who hate her and subject her children to Grease's psycho pedo mom, all my sympathy will hit zero.
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Reach for your dreams Lame
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Probably not want you wanted but I was inspired by your homeless and bald Lainey comment. I worked on this for over 9000 hours in MSPaint.
OH GOD! THEY ATE LEELU!!!
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Just thought Id upload this for posterity.
>jokes about sex with 14 year old girls
>jokes about sex with 9 year old boys
>jokes about bestiality with dogs
A true comedian.
Its pretty obvious she will do whatever greg wants. Thats all she ever does, her kids be damned. His mom gets to see her kids/help raise them more than lamey's parents ever get to anyway.>>575903
Yet only shane is the pedo for making inappropriate jokes.
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Another Goodbye video for another dead channel. And again its the same 17 second video sending his fans to this old classic Onision channels. Doesnt that seem weird? Has he given up on his Character New Channel and CharacterVlogs?
>This channel has been shut down. All new uploads will be posted to onision speaks and onision. Subscribe and turn notifications on thank you.
If this plays out like Im expecting then there should be a goodbye video for the OnisionReacts channel, then his OnisionGames channel very soon.
Wouldn't be surprised - any diet that's 99% processed food with nary a whole food in sight can easily fuck up hair and skin health. You can fuck up a lot by not getting the nutrients you need.
But, onion and lame will never pick up a vegetable because it's "icky" and "boring".
He uploaded How TERMINATOR Catches Pokémon
to his classic Onision channel.
Im puzzled why hes uploading his NEW videos to his OLD channel?
In his Saying Goodbye To This Channel
video he said->I'm leaving this channel unfortunately, a lot of videos are gonna be uploaded in the future to this channel but none of them are gonna be new. But for new videos I have a link in the description I want you guys to go check it out subscribe if you like me.
Did his "fresh start-clean slate" experiment already fuck up? Or is he disappointed that hes not getting the same amount of views on his Character Channel?
Anon, you misunderstand. Shane wasn't
joking, Greg clearly is!
exactly, his grandfathered in "Character" persona said those horrible things about wanting to have sex with fourteen year old girls, nine year old boys, and attractive dogs, not Greg Avaroe.
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needed an excuse to post this, but the progression of lainey's hair style is so typical to most nonbinary afabs. A weird random thin mop (as you can see) and then, eventually a weird scene pixie cut.
They all also look the same??
Only the two pics to the right side are of lainey..
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Is Gurgles whining about his wife?
Lizardqeen replied to something he said on his super secret twitter. I would never want to sympathize with Gregma, but can you imagine how tiring it has to be dealing with Plaineys constant need for attention, fake anxiety and her frantically searching for Gurgles in their tiny swamp trailer if he goes missing for 5 mintues because she thinks this is the day he leaves her and the kids forever.
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she doesnt seem very happy either
trouble in paradise
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Almost guaranteed this is about GSW, he's made other vague tweets complaining about having to take care of someone, not to mention his "10 things" video about her where he equates himself to "being a dad" because she doesn't clean up after herself.
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I know its early Sunday morning, and the numbers will probably go back into the black as the day continues.
But hes only had this new channel for literally 30 days and hes already losing subscribers. I fucking LOVE it!
I'm 100% sure he's trying to conver up as much as possible.
He probably thinks he's sooo much smarter than those dumb hippies who will come and take a look at his (and the governments) property.
What an idiot do you have to be too try to cover up what you did after so many reports about your illegal work came in.
Those people are going to see exactly what he did. Burning evidence and "planting" new grass won't make anything better.
I can't finish a paragraph without feeling like my head is going to explode. I hope he get to finish the book before he gets fucked.
Yeah, I also can't imagine how tiring it must be to have to live with a narc who doesn't even acknowledge his children and leaves you to take care of them while he jacks off to hentai, costhots, and 13 year old girls.
I get looking for an excuse to insult Plainey, but let's be real here. She was groomed into that a lot of those behaviors on purpose.
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He doesn't even have the new channels in his featured channel section anymore. They are in the other channels but that doesn't show up when you're looking at his YouTube main page. The amount of times he's rebranded must be really confusing for fans, it looks really bad to be jumping from channel to channel. No one should have to keep up with 5 different YouTube channels to see which one is now being actively updated.
Leelu managed to escape the swamp before the Onions were evicted. She deserves the world. That, and I couldn't find a good fullbody pic of her on google images.>>575940>Did his "fresh start-clean slate" experiment already fuck up? Or is he disappointed that hes not getting the same amount of views on his Character Channel?
Yes and yes. I didn't expect the Character Channel to last too long. He keeps making new channels and he shuts them down once he realizes he's getting zero attention.
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The sod is 100% NOT going to take root and establish itself.
>no tilling of the soil, removal of debris, or saturating the soil
laying sod is tedious and fickle as fuck, which is why most people hire educated professionals to do it for them.
onion undeniably just lit thousands of dollars on fire. the cleanup of the lifeless straw in a month is going to be fun for him too.
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Apologize for the shitty watermark (if any of you anons know a good free video editor you'd suggest that'd be dope). It's funny how in this video he's talking about Billie, but he could definitely apply it to himself presently.
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This. Just look at her before and after Billie, all the life left in her was sucked dry. That whole situation fucked her up and that's when her anxiety got brought up on a regular basis. So Grug can bitch and moan to his echo chamber but it won't change the fact that he turned his wife into the mess we see today.
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Seems he got some more bad news.
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Lainey's "sekrit new boy name" is Elias
Sam Hyde in top left corner>>576059
I think she may be aware there's something big going on. I think her new male name, and "transmale" shit in general is a coping mechanism at this point. Feel like she always plays up her gender troubles when there's real issues going on
She proclaims she loves billie still.
Starts attention whoring at the end for pity points about "Hoarding pills" when she was younger and that she had razors to cut herself. Shes way too smiley and happy talking about this, Feels like shes skinwalking jeffree stars cutting admission in shanes vids.
Halfway through, here is a shitty recap for anyone who doesn't feel like watching.
@1:30 wants to do a "what my kids eat in a day" video, says her kids are picky eaters and it makes it difficult to feed them. only shares pictures of her children via text messages to her parents. can't ever see herself sharing her kids publicly.
@4:30 prefers if her kids ever have social media when they're older that it is private and only for friends and family.
@6:55 In 6th grade would frequent online chat rooms where "probably old dudes" would ask to cyber and prey on 11 year olds, made secret myspace at age 13
@11:30 "don't you hate it when someone is only your friend so they can sleep with you?" goes on about someone pretending to be her friend when they really wanted to date/fuck her
@14:45 talks about the last livestream being leaked on youtube and how someone impersonated her trying to file a copyright claim on the leaked youtube video
@19:30 talks about how a "friend" (sarah) sent her a screencap of lolcow where the anon was leaking her private instagram pictures, and this friend went through her followers for her and found the leaker specifically for her to block
@25:15 when she first married greg she was obsessed with the "hate blog community" and would check hate sites first thing after she woke up in the morning. she was addicted to it and had to "break her addiction" to reading the hate
@29:30 starts talking about billie and how nobody can replace her
@30:30 compares billie to a "first love" though technically she never loved anybody before greg- her love for billie is different than her love for greg (suggesting more intense/special)
@31:45 feels like she will always regret that she and billie weren't compatible and didn't work out & will always hold a special place in her heart for billie
@35:00 the first whole year after the breakup she felt like she had a hole in her heart, felt destroyed, felt a void. is only thinking about billie recently because she came up in her "suggested" section on social media
@38:00 talks about her sponsored vape video "hope they like the video I made because I love sponsorships" & used to ignore sponsorship offers before "adpocolypse" because she didn't feel she needed to do them
@42:00 wishes a clothing company would sponsor her because she doesn't want to buy clothes
@42:45 talks about why she shops in the "little boys" section for clothes. finds shopping there "humiliating and upsetting" though. she is embarrassed to shop there
@44:15 wants a new tattoo, basically wants a bunch of tattoos of all the corny emo pics we all used to see on myspace layouts
@48:50 complains about wanting tattoos and clothes but they're expensive (seems like she's baiting her fans for birthday gifts) asked her dad for an apple watch for her birthday
@49:45 after last year's birthday she decided to suddenly start seriously embracing her birthday "what's up bitches? it's my birthday? we're doing whatever I want, where's my gifts??" is going to force it "because she can"
@50:35 doesn't ever get any special treatment or "break" on mother's day, expectations are always broken every year
@52:15 still going on about her birthday and how she "just loves getting mail" and would love for people to send her things, "especially birthday mail"
@53:00 talks about her facetiming with her youngest sister, sister saw her vape and thought she was doing drugs, called her sister a "fuckboy"
@53:40 starts talking about how when she was a kid she got in trouble for being depressed, her dad confronted her for having a whole bunch of pills stored in her bedroom & collected pills just in case she ever needed to kill herself, was comforting knowing that she could kill herself anytime she decided
@55:35 had a razorblade at one point and tried to cut herself but couldn't because she was scared of pain and her mom caught her, blade came from a broken open eyeliner sharpener. kept 3 razorblades at a time along with her pill collection
I agree. Lainey's every interaction with her "fans" seems to be carefully calculated and manipulative. She is only barely successful/profitable online because she knows exactly how to exploit the feelings and emotions of impressionable lonely losers online.
She plays up the whole "uwu helpless frail sensitive outcast" but in real life she is the head of her household responsible for taking care of everyone and putting food on the table while chatting up girls on tindr.
Wait until Greg tries to shoot government officials who came to inspect his swamp, under the guise of "protecting my property."
Will Lainey still think it all turned out all right?
Only if they don't misgender her.
I feel the worst for the kids. Greasy has gone apeshit and thinks he's not going to get extra assfucked by the government for pissing them off. Their mom so focused on her retarded fake pronouns that she can't see that she's about to get spitroasted by the government too. Meanhwile who's watching the kids? Who's concerned about their well-being? They're just…there.
This, I feel so damn bad for them, Heres hoping they get sent to laineys parents when grease and complainey go to jail.
I wonder if complainey is going to go to a male prison. Huh..
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This girl was laying it on fucking THICK in this stream. It says a lot that they're not immediately alllll over this, though Lainey is following her and apparently they have "good talks." She's 19, writes Andy Biersack fanfiction, self-proclaimed "emo," has similar music tastes to Lainey, has a disabled unemployed struggling mother (so a bad home life), has several mental disorders (probably self-diagnosed), likes video games, dropped out of college, has tattoos. I guess they don't exactly have the money or space to fly anyone out right now, but there are girls ripe for the picking…
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nah she's basically amber 2.0 and lainey will keep beating around the bush not outright rejecting her to keep that $$$ coming in. lainey's fake taste in girls is actually pretty high quality and this chick is too fat/ugly for either of their tastes.
Ooo, didn't see that picture. On her instagram she looked pretty thin to me, but that tiny bit of stomach is probably unacceptable by the standards Skinnyfat McAnemic and her chubby gay husband. Which is funny, because she pretends to be all ~body positive~ in her "would I date you" vids, and he clearly didn't have a problem fucking Shi fifty times a day when she was much more overweight than this.
Fuck, it's hard to know what they go for. On paper she'd seem like a great pick in most ways, but their tastes conflict in a lot of ways too. Like, I think LGH would jump at the chance to date a girl like this who's super obsessed with him/them (hence why he's basically only dated girls who were fans of him on his forums or twitter), but I think GSW seems more annoyed/creeped out by it. Billie wasn't a fan, right? Just a random twitter find, iirc. I wish their standards were lower for milk purposes, but alas.
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I thought the same thing anon but she's definitely not up to lainey's high standards. I think you're right about the whole "creeped out by fans" thing. Lainey's not naive and knows that anyone crazy and desperate enough to become a patron to hit on her should be kept at an arms distance. She has to worry about the safety of two babies after all.
Also this chick has a greasy enough relationship going for her already.
tbh I've seen people say that Billie was chubby pre-Grease/early Grease relationship, but I've never seen photo evidence of that?? A quick scroll-down of her instagram just shows like a thousand pictures of her tiny legs/flat stomach as far back as it goes. She's not super fit or anything, but she looks like your average thin, small-framed girl. I do agree she definitely lost weight during their relationship though. That picture of her and Ayalla where T is in the background comes to mind immediately. Their bodies just look…weird.
Funny how he tries to claim he "cures" all these people of eating disorders, but all of his long-term partners (except Sk?) lost drastic amounts of weight after beginning a relationship with him. Lainey, who was an average weight when they met, said she lost ~20 pounds in the first few months of knowing him. He quite literally said he cured Billie's anorexia by telling her to eat more. Shi also said recently she has been dealing with anorexia since their relationship, which is why she's so much thinner now. What I want to know is, does he really not see a pattern here?
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The tweet thats really concerning is what randommexican says that starts off the pats on the head.
She mentions a server. Did some law enforcement agency get a warrant to look at his servers?
I hope he doesnt have anything illegal on them.
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Probably means Discord server, but idk.
Maybe something to do with Fat Becca?
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It's totally about Becca.
I think Billie also appeared to get thinner as time has gone on because she was a teenager still growing. If you look at her face now and compare it to a couple of years ago, her cheeks have slimmed down and she looks less babyfaced now. I don't doubt she had issues with the food stuff and staying in that hell hole would stress anyone out enough to lose weight, but to be honest, I think her slimming down is also attributed to a bit of a growth spurt.
Which make it all the more disturbing when you look at all the differences in how she looks now compared to when she was staying there. Like she even looks a bit more mature without makeup now. In a lot of those old videos with Greg, she looks incredibly young.
She STILL only wants a pretty girlfriend, and it's all for the aesthetic and to 'do her makeup'
Probably terrified of even touching her.
That's why she still continues to make 'would I date you' videos and likes photos of alternative looking teens on twitter and insta, she's putting her feelers out.
Jesus. This girl has blue hair AND even the same nose piercing as Billie.
Geez Lainey could you be a bit more subtle?
She's so shallow with the Billie thing. Like if you missed her so much, why not actually list something nice about her other than her looks or how she was your first girlfriend. She never really talks about any specific memories or spergs about her to the level that Greg does. It's always 'I looked at our time fondly'
I swear she just goes on about this because it's the only girl she's actually properly dated so she waves it around for validation that she's gay.
>SEE? I DATED A GIRL ONCE!
Also she admitted anyway in a video semi recently with Greg that she only called Billie back into the relationship because he was acting like a sad sack/being pissed at her the whole time after she left.
Can remember the video but it was one of those clickbaity relationship ones she does with Greg. Like he teases her for bringing back Billie and she says something like 'well I was sick of you being pissed at me for a month' or something along those lines.
Yeah it's a very desperate subject for videos and very weird. I don't think I've ever seen a larger youtuber make a video telling fans they'd date them. It's like a tactic for grooming their more attractive fans into potential sex partners, but they also compliment the uglier ones on superficial things like their clothes or makeup which to me screams a desperate attempt to get more patreons.
Tldr- they wanna fuck their attractive fans and use the ugly ones as cash cows.
i need to know the deets
the horse finally went to the glue factory
iirc she stated in her "My Side of the Story" or whatever video that she liked Billie because she was easy to talk to and helpful around the house, or something along those lines. That was literally all she said. So basically
1. your shitty husband is a bad listener and doesn't help, which we already knew, therefore you find those traits to be exceptional rather than basic traits one would expect in a romantic partner, and/or
2. you didn't have any real connection with her, and therefore can't think of anything more interesting or deep to say about her than things that are basic traits one would expect in a romantic partner
Taylor wants a GIRL FRIEND but is too stupid to know the difference anymore thanks to Greg. It would be sad if she wasn't a cunt.
Besides, Gurg will try to stick in thumb dick in to any female that shows up and is over 18.
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I was bored.
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>>576262>I miss the Greg I fell in love with when I was 12
Sounds about right, tbh
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My True Self (Exclusive) Mirror (Originally posted September 15th, 2018)https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jlbeFRZbNoFAte54zhyso3hMRHDJeEwT
| I Caught Them On Camera Mirror (Originally posted September 11th)
Get fucked you whiny narc.
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>posted July 24th, 2018
There was an outdoor fire ban in his county that started July 12th.https://waburnbans.net/july-2018-pierce-county-fire-safety-burn-ban/
BECAUSE BILLIE IS A DRUGGIE /initiatespergaboutcriminalscum>>576096
kek implying her kids will have any friends. The kids are going to be socially fucked up and mocked because their parents are fucking weird as shit pedos. Imagine your son asking to go over to Trot's house so you do some facebook stalking cause you need to know whose house your kid is going to and you find all their internet drama bullshit. Do they think parents at schools don't gossip? >>576098>@30:30 compares billie to a "first love" though technically she never loved anybody before greg- her love for billie is different than her love for greg (suggesting more intense/special)
Does she mean non-existent?
>@31:45 feels like she will always regret that she and billie weren't compatible and didn't work out & will always hold a special place in her heart for billie
Uh yeah of course she will "hold a special place in your heart". She's the woman your husband nearly chucked to the street with Trot. She's the woman who fucked your husband when you told her not to and your husband told you he'll dick Billie when he pleases. You hate her, don't try to lie Swampress.>>576107
Not to mention that during the second big breakup after the New Year's Weed debacle in the screenshots Shreg shows Billie DEFENDS Lainey and Sarah telling him to stop calling them nasty names when it isn't a joking manner. Billie never really mentioned Lainey during the break up because nasty ass Shreg was the one causing all the drama and turmoil including posting publicly sensitive and private details about Billie to twitter. >>576111
Has she seen her husband's downfall? Has she seen her bald spot? Has she seen her fucking life?>>576229
Pretty much, she just wants to take cute queer bait aesthetic Instagram pictures with someone, but her problem is she goes for better looking and younger than her so Shreg needs to put his superclit in some teen puss especially since Swampress is all used up and her udders are a boner killer. That's why he only hits her from behind. >>576270
Good. Burn the evidence, then take pictures of you burning the evidence in order to post it on your ~*~exclusive~*~ ass kisser club. Also
The funny part is that he would have been totally legal burning shit if he followed the restrictions listed on that site.
I love that he thinks Washington state is going to throw the whole case out because some law enforcement officer walked a few yards off his pathway and looked at the back yard from the side of his house. If thats what hes hoping is going to be the outcome he is fucked.
He watches too many movies where the cops dont get a proper warrant to enter a house and find evidence that gets thrown out during the court case. Laws are very lenient (as are the courts) when it comes to something outside a persons house.
They didnt enter his house without a warrant, they walked to the side of his house and peeked over.
>>576098>the first whole year after the breakup she felt like she had a hole in her heart
After the way Gurg treated her during and the months after? It seems like he was lovebombing/manipulating how she felt the whole time and she can't realize that her shitty feelings surrounding it are because of the way Greg treated her, thus projects on to Billy. Billy also probably pretended to like her before jumping on Greg's dick, so it's the closest to Non-Gurg affection she's ever gotten. I would feel empty, too.
>doesn't ever get any special treatment or "break" on mother's day, expectations are always broken every year
And yet she never leaves…. I almost feel bad, but she did this to herself.>>576101
You can't stream longer than an hour on insta. She was probably talking about the cut off.>>576103>but in real life she is the head of her household responsible for taking care of everyone and putting food on the table while chatting up girls on tindr.
Being forced to be the responsible one in the relationship because your husband is a giant man baby doesn't sound empowering, she probably actually does feel hopeless.
Just to keep things clear, she actually objected to sleeping with Greg one on one several times. Greg manipulated her into thinking it’s okay. Her would love to make people thing that she came onto him and “““cheated””” on Lainey but HE was really the one behind that. He exposed himself in his own stupid video when he said she repeatedly said she thought Lainey would be mad if they slept together but he insisted he has decreed that there were no rules at all and he could do whatever he wanted.
Aldii’s “onision struggles to keep his lies straight” video covers it pretty well.
>>576059>I'm so glad this is where Lainey's head is when they're about to lose their house.
MOTHERFUCKING BINGO. So much THIS, my good fellow anon. FFS, she's a mother whose most impt job is keeping her children safe, clothed, housed and fed,and to teach them to not be shit human beings, and THIS is the shit she obsesses over??? I'm now a mom of a special needs kid,(sorry for the slight personal sperge-only doing so to make a point) and and all the shit I cared about as a teen seems like much emo trivial bullshit now. Even in my 20s that shit was getting old, but not for Draino who wants to be a teen forever. She can't deal with adult life so she invents this shit as a distraction.A mother of 2 kids obsessed with 'crushes', being a space prince, being 'smol' and enabling her husband's hebeophilic tendencies. Grow the fuck up Lainey and be the WOMAN and MOTHER you should be to your poor babes. I know being a mom doesn't negate your needs for emotional, sexual and creative fulfilment, but she isn't interested in growth. She wants asspats from Tumblerinas & to larp being a 12 yr old boy. I support LGBT folks but Lainey is NOT queer. She's a straight, cis attention whore who wants desperately to not be a basic bitch. Too late Draino.(nobody cares)
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I Caught Them On Camera Transcript
>Hey Guys! Really bad news but I wanted to share this with you because it's really interesting and it will help you learn a lot about life and the government, etc. A while back my neighbor said I should do some bulldozing in my back yard to remove the nettles, the devils club, the blackberry bushes - things that could hurt children and adults alike. And things that where just basically a pest as far as nature goes.
Yup, It was your neighbors fault. Who in the hell goes and rents a bulldozer just because your neighbor said it would be a good idea?!
>I went to rent a bulldozer - I cleared out these nettles, cleared out these devils clubs, devils clubs are these, ahh, scary and I also cleared out the nettles, right? Well apparently a neighbor reported me for clearing out these things and I got in trouble.
>What they did, A wildlife police officer came on my property and trespassed. Okay. This was after a conversation that I had on the phone about my back yard. They asked if they could come look at it and I said "I don't… no you don't have my permission to look at it." So they decided to contact a different department and tell that person to come out to my house, so it wasn't like they where ignoring what I said. It was that they where telling a different department, who was totally different, to come out and look at it because they where never necessarily denied. This is speculation. But they where never denied so maybe they would have a basis because they wouldn't want it to be considered harassment.
>So they show up, I'm not home and this is what they did. Onion shows video from his front door security camera –subtitle– Everything the second man just walked into is 100% private property. –end subtitle- Okay, so as you can see from that clip he directed his partner to go off the path to the doorway and that would be trespassing. You are not allowed to go on non-public property, EVER, without explicit permission. And also they reported on their documents that they viewed my backyard from the road, which as you can see in that video they did not. They actually trespassed to see my backyard to see what the report in regards to me pulling up blackberry bushes. –subtitle– and the rest consisted most entirely of other weeds –end subtitle–
>So that would mean they just committed perjury. Perjury is up to 5 years in prison and trespassing is up to 90 days in prison in Washington State. So these guys are in a heap of trouble because I have them on camera breaking the law and the footage shows they also lied on legal documents. And this is all over me pulling up weeds on my property. They committed two crimes in order to try and pursue me for pulling up weeds on my own property.
>Now I do want to say I understand what erosion is and understand you need to prevent erosion. Which is what I'm doing, Okay? laughs It's not like I'm just never going to plant anything, okay? But what I am trying to say is if you are trying to enforce the law you should abide by the law. But I hope this is a learning lesson for everybody. First of all if you want to do something about your neighbor just talk to them. Don't go all crazy cause you are going to wind up having a bad relationship with your neighbor. Your never gonna wave each other when you leave the front door etc. Because you hate each other. You screwed the other person over. Why would they want to talk to you? It just makes your whole home have a weird vibe.
So it's your neighbors fault that you kept on with your destruction even after being told by the authorities that you needed a permit? Sorry, but I wouldn't approach some crazy man in his underwear, running around and screeching while hacking down nature with a chainsaw to say 'hello' much less tell him that he's doing something wrong.
>But no, I understand that damage to nature can be done and it's all of our responsibility to repair that damage and I totally get that, but what's important is that we all have a sense of integrity where we do things the right way. Especially when we know when there is some rule being broken while we're breaking it. And these two individuals definitely knew they where trespassing what with my no trespassing sign and what with them being police officers. So obviously they know what trespassing is. So with that being said the knowingly lied on legal documents. They knowingly trespassed and I want all of you to understand that just because someone is a member of the government doesn't mean they are going to play fair. It doesn't mean they are going to be on your side.
The wetlands are a finicky thing. He can't wrap his head around the fact that planting just anything will solve the issue. He needs to be careful about invasive species, chemicals, placement, and so much more! That's why they wanted someone to help make an action plan to correct the issues. Just going to Home Depot and loading up on sod to cover it isn't going to help the tiniest bit.
>I already spoke to a lawyer, they said that was in fact not public property and therefore was trespassing and it's looking pretty okay. But if anything happens between now and then I'll let you guys know. My goal is to have them withdrawal their case because they obtained information illegally. My understanding is you can't go and trespass on someones property and use whatever you obtained through that illegal act against the people that you trespassed on the property of. That said, I'm not a lawyer. I'll have to talk to my lawyer about that. But yeah, anyway do the right thing, Okay? And also make sure before you pull up berry bushes that you do it with your bare hands, so you get them all bloody and disgusting - so the government won't be mad at you. That's how you do it. laughs Bye guys.
TL;DR Greg thinks he'll be able to get the government to withdrawal all their charges because they 'trespassed on my property!' Sorry Greg, black and white filters, sad music, and jump cuts don't exist in court - you're fucked.
The fact that mucking around wetlands that are Federally regulated and inspected yearly overrules his whole, "you can't come on my property" argument.
It's up to the government to do their investigations and site inspections. GREG don't own the land under the swamp water. He don't own ALL the land around the water. The Federal Government has ingress in these instances when things like The Federal Clean Water Act is violated.
What's more, he lives in a place with a HOA. Where GREG willing pays them dues.
A Home Owner's Association, that regulates how the outsides must look. He cannot deviate from their rules, lest he pay fines. That is what GREG signed up for when he moved in that gated community.
Even if GREG said no don't tresspass, the HOA can give their authorization to the inspectors or Federal agents conducting their investigations, and therefore permit them onto his property.
Him having this "evidence" of them committing perjury amounts to nothing, and does not supersede their investigations, nor will it allow GREGS problem to go away.
The amount of paperwork and permits that need to be drawn up, authorized, and approved for any work done around or in wetlands or protected environment areas is staggering.
To even repair the area, the same paperwork and permits needs to be done, and he thinks he can fix it with Sod??? Hhahahahaha
He's looking at fines close to 20-30k. Not including how much it will take to return things to normal. Round 40k, because big trees cost way more then saplings. The lawyer fees, court fees, more court fees should he try to fight in court, and that equals more lawyer fees.
How will he continue to play for his 2 houses, new trucks, electricity, food, water bills, daycare, kibbles, food for his prisioners, subs and bot views, etc with all these overhead fines?
Honestly, if he left and sold or abandoned this swamp shack, it would be the best thing financially for him. Because trying to fight the federal government when they are right is a losing battle, where all you loose is time, vast amounts of money, and the thing you were arguing about in the first place. Trust.
They probably used an easement to go look at his property. Depending on the department they might have the right despite him saying he can’t. Federal can do a lot because he tore up state and federal wetland.
If a species just got out of protected and it could of now just been put back on. These guys have drones and can look without him. Just like he doesn’t know so many inches to feet from the road his county also owns.
The dude is big time fucked if he tries to use a lawyer. Once the lawyer see the case does his home work he would be out. He would loose money with Greg having IRS and not telling him the full story,
Seriously how dare this bitch. Go raise your fucking feral children. Talk, read, sing, you neglectful whore. Instead it’s all gimme gimme gimme. I hope that the kids get fucking emancipated as soon as they’re able. These two are the most worthless parents, even worse imo than Kai.
So glad that Billie doesn’t give a damn about these people any more. I can only imagine the massive eyeroll response she’d have. Certainly does explain the skinwalking, though!
Greg should have thrown himself on top, it would have been a quicker end than the one the various state and federal agencies are going to dole out. That’s a massive fire.
I feel like he’s never gotten the usual bitchslaps that most people get along the way that would have taught him a lesson. It’s why I’m kind of holding out hope that he ends up losing the house or doing any amount of jail time. He deserves all of this.
I vote this for next thread pic. Seriously though, this gave me a really good laugh anon, thanks>>576270
Holy shit, even if there wasn't a burn ban during that time I'm sure that fire would have been illegal. There are no safety measures in place and he just lit a bunch of random logs together. That isn't a big fire nor could it be cause he made it wrong but it could have spread right to the grass and the trees around him. Not to mention some of the branches were far away from the actual fire and also right on the grass. How much of a fucking idiot is he? No pit, no cleared area around the fire, badly made with logs randomly thrown on each other…
Sorry for the sperg but I'm actually dumbfounded by his stupidity and total inability to think. Also I'd love to watch Greg spin that those trees were weeds along with the "blackberry bushes".>>576335
They didn't tresspass, there's a clause in his home agreement that government workers can enter his property at any time provided that it is for some form of official service. Also I love how Greg is finally admitting he broke the law but he's claiming he's fixing it and that they should have known that he would. How could they know? He didn't file the paperwork which is designed to show he isn't doing anything wrong and will follow the regulations. Plus, how is he going to replace the birch trees he cut down? They'd need to be replaced with other trees and he just put grass over where he could have planted them (grass that's going to die mind you). Not to mention seeing as he didn't follow regulation in getting permits there's no reason to believe that he'll properly replace those trees as per regulation. Especially as he hasn't hired anyone he has been asked to yet. And if he wanted this all to go away, why hasn't he filed for an appeal? They're not just going to magically give him one because he made a YouTube video stating that their case is no longer valid cause he thinks someone trespassed (which they didn't)
The dictionary word Greg doesn’t know but needs to is this one. E A S E M E N T S.
Go look it up, you tard. We’ll all be waiting.
>I see you taking advantage of every click you can get. I know you're only in for money and fame
Yeah Greg, because you're making videos because you like to and not because you want that $ to buy everything you don't need, fly in teens and don't even wanna pay taxes.
>I would never have my father in a video
Your father doesn't even wanna talk to you. Guess you forgot how salty you were because he stopped sending you Christmas presents because he doesn't care about you and never did:'(
>I would never exploit children
But you're all in for exploiting every girl you've ever talked to, every relationship, your family and all of your ex friends. Guess what, you're exploiting Shane with the video you just uploaded.
I fucking lost it when he started punching himself. What the actual fuck is wrong with him. Can someone please make a gif out of that.
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This nutter, i swear.
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And the both hands for any one's amusement. Seriously, it's no wonder he's unfortunate in the brain cell department.
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the fake muscle suit just makes this even more pathetic, he literally went and spent money on a fake fit physique because he doesn't have one, drew on a fake diarrhea beard because he can't grow one, a dress shirt and a suit jacket all for this sad little skit.
lul at shreg for lowkey agreeing that shane is muscular and not fat. shane doesn't have to kicks greg's puss-infused arse in order to be a winner. the dude has more integrity, credibility, views, friends, close family, and loyal fans that gronk will never be able to fathom because he's a shitty person who substitutes predatory and superiority traits in place of an actual personality.
you'll never be anything but an unfunny, grinched-up shane clone, greg, and even that is giving you way too much credit. while you're busy destroying your ogre swamp, why don't you bury your dead, failing channels in the ground where they belong?
I'm sure Gregory Avaroe doesn't confront his father because his father would debunk each and every of his accusations and leave him with nothing but the sad truth that he has been twisting words forever. And we all know that Lainey's husband would never admit to lying to his fans, would he?
If he actually had proof about anything he says in regard to his father, all of the involved would have been forced into his videos one way or another.
Gregory Avaroe is just super pissed at Shane because Shane won't help his channel(s) to flourish again, especially now that he's about to move into a cardbox with all the legal trouble he has created.
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Well if this isn't the most ironic tweet ever. This twunt has zero self-awareness.
This is hilarious, He's oozing desperation. How beautiful to witness.
Karmas a bitch greg, Shane isn't going to save you or your channels.
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Best friend made this, It deserves to be seen by all of you.
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He literally used the word "Lit" in a tweet 10 days ago. What a knob.
Can we just appreciate the fact that he lumped 5'10 in with 6'1 to make himself feel better. You're a manlet Greg>>576411
well done kek
Hahaha thanks anon glad you enjoyed>>576411
The likeness is too accurate,kek. Your friend is awesome. >>576413
He is so insecure about his height it's hilarious. He probably said lit sarcastically but if he is trying to poke fun at staying hip with the kids he needs to take a good hard look at himself and his straight wife.
I wish you retards would fucking leave.>>576345
This is painful to watch. Is he even on Shane's radar anymore? Everyone in the YT content creator scene knows he's a drama-mongering idiot. I'm glad his kids aren't old enough to be bullied for their dumbass dad's behavior.
Maybe this is all he can do as the weight of his failures force he and his wife and kids into homelessness.
I wholeheartedly agree and wish more people realized this.
When he first shaved his head and he was wearing that white dress blouse and vest he looked like a midget.
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This will never not be funny to me.
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Aww, they’re perfect together!
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The most delicious part about Shreg's recent issues is the fact that he's always been such a stickler for laws and rules, when other preople run afoul of them.
That this very thing is biting him in his ample hiney as he tries impotently to justify his lawbreaking by saying he was "just pulling weeds" and pointing his greasy finger at the evil, "trespassing" government is the most hilarious thing ever.
I hope they make an example out of him.
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Going back through Shreg's older tweets just got a lot more fun.
>>576347>>I feel like he’s never gotten the usual bitchslaps that most people get along the way that would have taught him a lesson
I agree with this. I actually think his YouTube career did him a tremendous amount of damage, he was already dealing with a stunted personality because of his mom (and whatever personality disorder he has) but a few years of failure and work consequences and he would at least have learned some self-control. Instead he blew up into this Internet personality based on immature, spazzy humor. This is why he is so childishly defiant and spiteful even in dead serious situations - he never really had an adult - a boss, a coworker, an association member - just SHUT HIM THE FUCK DOWN. He thought that because he had a large house and Teslas that he figured out the game of life and didn't need to mature further.
I'm going to hugely enjoy watching him and Lainey get slapped flat. Shitty people only learn from consequences.
The fuck did he do in Korea?
Does he legally qualify as a veteran even if he didn't do shit? Seems like the kind of person who'd use his veteran discount for everything
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So glad Billie posted this, Lainey can keep faking non existant love for Billie. Meanwhile she has moved on and they look cute together.
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Same anon. Kek. He looks like a $ store Ken doll. He should get a job at Dollar Tree and come into work looking like that every day. When somebody finally asks why he looks so retarded his answer will be:
"I am Adpocolyse Man. I am the result of YouTube swinging its massive gorilla dick in my face while I had my cocktail weiner tucked between my bloated ballsack. Won't you please donate to my Patreon so I can piss you off and insult you personally?" and he solidifies being able to e-beg and work a minimum wage job at the same time! Reach for the stars Grug.
Ah we finally see a full picture or him, she posted him a while back before Gergs "black people are dirty and Don't know how to wash their hair" spergs. I wonder if that triggered
Now we know the guy is Blasian so countdown to spergs on that.
You took the post off of my fingers anon.
In combination with the emotional immaturity/solipsistic personality, his slightly-below average to average intelligence plus constant validation from an audience (putting aside it's literally a bunch of…exceptional basic tween emo girls) all but ensured he would never grow as a person.
And he's literally too stupid to realize it, or to question himself.
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I wonder what got him so upset this time?
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Maybe this will be his highest viewed video and he will do a self punching video every week until he succumbs to Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy.
Someone's having another mental breakdown, huh.
Go to bed Greg, you're flucking embarrassing.
I don’t mean like “WHOAH WEED MAKES YOU SHIZOPHRENIC”
I mean like Greg and Lainey being high going “OMG holds up spork
TWITTER IS SO CRAZY LOL IM SUCH A COMEDIC GENIUS”
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lmaooo "an entertainer doing the best he can"
wailing around in your underwear with a derp voice IS the best Greg can do, in terms of "comedy"
that doesn't mean it's entertainment
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(yes, it's a reupload)
I felt bad for her when she talked about the shit trolls spewed; saying that sort of stuff to an expecting mother is not okay. As far as what I've personally seen, there are a few very vocal people that take their trolling way to far and the vast majority are people showing genuine concern that is well warranted. Greg has admitted to being verbally abusive and with his inability to keep a single thing private we know he's emotionally abusive as well.
All I gotta say is that keeping their kids private is one of the only decent things they've ever done.
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What caused today’s relationship sperg anyway?
agreed. Tbh its the only thing anus and plainey are doing right.
Her logic is interesting "kids cant consent to being in a video" but they can consent to being in a household where gregma brings a barely legal girl to have sex with her and lainey. How is that not traumatizing for a kid? Ah lainey brain
oh so he's assuming that every girl who dates an old guy is out for his money and that every old guy is rich?
Well Greg, being an "adult" because your new teen bride turned 18 and you legally can put your babycarrot in her doesn't change the fact that it'S creepy. And the fact that you don't see that is even creepier.>>576680
who's Drake? even so, he and Taylor groomed Sarah since she was fucking 14.>>576696
I'm sure she has that "kids can not consent" thing from Gerg. She probably wanted to share pictures and he started his "you're such a bad mother if you exploit your kids with your camera. They can not consent and it's not fair to film them"
If Gerg would make videos with his kids it'd probably be something like "my son shot his baby sister", "10 things my son hates about his sister"
I agree with the anon writing earlier that not showing their kids is one of the very few things they actually do right.
They still haven't realized that putting anything and everything online will be equally humiliating to their kids, especially when they start school and their friends will find out about it.
Then, on the other hand, never having experienced anything else in their lives, one or both kinds might actually consider it normal and nothing to be ridiculed for.
Gurg: Soap boxes not showing his kids on camera as a matter of consent and to separate himself from YTers who exploit their children for profit in vids.
Also Gurg: Creates, publishes, and tries to monetize videos in which he mentions behaviors of his children, how he parents his children in response to their behaviors, health conditions or concerns, and teasing the appearance of at least one child to his viewers with use of website while confirming that the final image looks quite accurate.
-Commonalities with above? He mentions his children if situations involving them can support his claims and ego, and for content / profit, as another anon said.
Idk, Gurg… Did or can your children or any children consent to supporting the agenda and wounded ego of adults?
From the spergout vid he made where he was obviously imitating lame getting mad at him for not interacting with clot enough, it seems he just has disinterest in her completely.
He would be one of those dads to live vicariously through his son and be completely uninterested in a daughter.
Source on the homeschooling?
I think from the school worksheets and schedules we've seen on the family fridge in both homes that at least one of the kids is in some sort of daycare or pre-school. In the new Laineybot house tour there are also kids backpacks in the coat closet. Wouldn't really need a schoolbag stored with the shoes and coats if you're learning from home.
The Onions are controlling but I think their laziness outweighs the desire to homeschool. In WA you need permits and supervision to educate from home.
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She's legal now>>576711
Drake is a rapper, I think. You've probably seen him before pic related.
I’m wheezing. Add this to the ever increasing list of nicknames.
I wish anons would stop sperging about the kids, it’s the same old shit and it isn’t milky,
He's literally insane. >>576748>implying they'll ever enroll him
You know they'll dodge for as long as possible and then he'll be "homeschooled", i.e. not taught anything besides maybe basic literacy.
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to LITERALLY nobody's surprise, we're back on speaks
The area they're in is probably a lot better than average in terms of making sure that homeschooled children don't fall through the cracks, but you're probably right; at best they'll likely do the bare minimum that they have to for Troy to pass whatever standard is in place to make sure that people like Greg and Taylor don't neglect their kids. And lord knows that he isn't going to get any intervention for his alleged behavioral issues.
Can you even imagine what kind of 'teaching' Greg or Taylor would do? The poor kids don't stand even the faintest chance if they're homeschooled. Their lives are pretty much ruined from the start. That would mark the end of any potential they have to break away from their parents and do something meaningful with their adult lives.
Can't wait till his kids see these Tweets!
Did anyone mirror the age of consent video he made roughly a year ago if my memory is correct? It was just him sperging over it and saying he didn't violate any laws (you did Grease, the age of consent might be 16-17 in some states but because of the age gap provision you committed statutory rape!)
I'm rejoicing in him getting popped for his backyard cleaning adventure though but OMG if he got hit with the several Mann Act violations he committed.
It should be "bearing with me"
His grasp of the English language is so so sad.
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Latest from Lainey's private twitter. Of course we can only speculate what this is in response to but it's nice to know things aren't going well for plainey and grease.
They're probably lying or exaggerating about homeschooling their kids. They never would do the work themselves so they likely will put their kids in someone else's homeschool. That way they can reap the praise of schooling their kids themselves from their dumb fans while also technically telling the truth if it ever gets out that they're not being schooled at home>>576751
This moron, he's learnt nothing from the last time he tried this. He doesn't give these channels a chance to grow or do well. He barely promotes them and doesn't trust them for any important shit so he published those videos on his main channels which make people ignore the new ones cause they know nothing they subbed for will be there (drama, the shit Onision deems important, consistent uploads, etc). He also runs away when he doesn't get the 2mil subs he thinks he will and goes back to his original channel where he can pretend he does have that amount of subs despite the view count
Obeseion. Holy shit, how has no one thought of this before, this is just as good, if not better than Anusion.
Plus, since Anus lurks, he’ll get triggered
at being called obese. He already flexes so hard he pops blood vessels when he’s called fat.
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what the fuck is he on about?
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>if my kid
Is he forgetting he has 2 kids? Troy isn't the only one.
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He deleted this tweet that had a video attached.
>>576784>i feel like that means the opposite
Sounds like she may have gotten into a fight with "someone" and is discussing what they said.>>576806>They never would do the work themselves so they likely will put their kids in someone else's homeschool.
You think that Greg and Taylor would actually entrust their kids' schooling with another person (who isn't a brainwashed nanny)? There's absolutely no way. Even if they tried, one day one of the kids would say something that Greg finds offensive and he would go off on the homeschooler and pull his kids out.>>576827
Kids don't count until they start talking, anon.
It's funny seeing this here, I've seen people calling Amberlynn Reid "Obesion" lately as she's the morbidly obese, female version of Shreg.
This will for sure get under his skin though and I love it.
The biggest thing that's changed is his fans. In 2011 they were impressionable teens and now they're adults, so of course their perception of him will have changed. He's the same onion he always was.>>576058
Maybe we could split the money. If 2 of us pay 25 buckaroos, we're in.
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Its just the perfume shes been wearing for the past few years.
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nice degeneracy lainey
Ill admit its pure schadenfreude, but I love that Lainey will never find a girlfriend because shes too suspicious of everyones true intentions.
I wonder if her paranoia is because she assumes everyone is like her. Similar to how a boyfriend/girlfriend who constantly accuses their SO of cheating on them because they're the one whos doing the cheating.
She didnt get with Obesion because she fell in love with his charming ways. Shes a Walmart version of a Star-Fucker. Instead of fawning over a top chart musician or famous movie star… shes drooling over a D-list Youtuber whos "internet (in)famous" And even then she only lucked out to become Mrs Onision because she kept an eye on her prey and pounced when that small window opened after his Shiloh disaster.
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Unfortunately Taylor qualifies because she has a bachelor's.
According to this: http://www.k12.wa.us/PrivateEd/HomeBasedEd/PinkBook/pinkbook.pdf
"Reasonable progress" must be made every year as determined by a standardized test or professional assessment, otherwise the parent(s) can get into trouble with the law. Possibly something we have to look forward to down the line?
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Laine reminds me so much of Diane Downs, the psychopath that shot her 3 children for a little bit of attention.
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Anon I am hollering
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@sarahbear8500 you wanna drown in this swamp or nah?
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Comparison between a member of the KKK and Greg.
"Now remember don't forget to contact your "lawyer" cough
before you do. Also it's always someone else's fault. Alright class time for recess, space daddy needs to stream on instagram to grift to my laineythots. So lit."
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You need 45 quarterly credits or you can still teach without credits if you can get a "certified person" to supervise and evaluate the child's progress at least one hour per week.
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Forgot to include the first two.
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They monitor pretty heavily and they require a lot of record keeping… lol at the "These records may be helpful if you face an investigation regarding your homeschooling or your student needs to furnish proof of education" I can just imagine Grug if they were investigated for it, "uhh we are educating him on everything WE believe is right, who is the government to tell us what to teach our kid? no he doesn't NEED to learn math, I am a successful YouTuber and didn't even graduate high school"
"development of an appreciation of art and music"
I can 100% see Greg using his own videos and music to teach him and his ridiculous books for literature… the kid would have no hope and have a third grade level in writing/spelling at 18 years old.
Yeah, agreed. I think people are grasping at straws at this point. Even with the brush clearing incident, nothing is happening.
I’m pretty sure he will continue to lose relevance and fade out of the public eye. He doesn’t have the money or the clout to pull anymore crazy stunts like before. He’s with someone who WILL NOT give up on him but also won’t give him a girlfriend. He has kids to care for now. His heyday is over. He’s circling the drain and he has at most one more actual breakdown before he fades away.
he made a viral video in 1901 AD entitled Banana Boy and still rides the coat tales. He's now in his 40s.
He wanted to bang Shane Dawson and that didn't happen so he filmed another rape fantasy with Andy Beersack.>>577181
He was never hot, even like weird ugly hot
He's also kind of retarded so we have to be careful about calling the retard retarded
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He is, though. At least when he shoops out his skin problems and you don't know he's a manlet.>>577183
He's like 32, not 40.
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Low quality bait.
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Love yourself anon, he looks like a demented muppet
I like how he's only "attractive" when you can't see his face, when it's either hidden by his hair, filters, Photoshop or all of the above.
That caveman brow of his is the worst part. They're practically melting off his face. Is that what you mean by "hot" anon? Body temp so high he's literally melting his face? Because I'll buy that.
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love yourself, anon.
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There's a reason his fanbase is 99% thirsty teenage thots.
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his video description on the shane video
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I feel like he’s still trying so hard to look like this, even though the whole ‘Alex Evans emo boy ca. 2006’ look is long dead.
I think his main core audience comes from his Speaks channel, honestly. Besides all of the fucking whacky opinions on feminism, vegetarianism, and all that shit he rants about there, back in 2010/2011 he often put on this sad boi persona that many of the lonely teenage girls on the internet found endearing – and like the other anons have mentioned, he filtered the shit out of his videos and had that swoopy emo hair, so that helped attract them as well. People felt like they really knew him and had a connection with him when they watched video after video of him he crying about his fucked up relationships and how his life was so hard because he couldn't just abuse everyone on earth without consequences, and since he kept switching relationships and dating fans, girls like Taylor Anderson thought "it could be me he makes videos crying about next!" Of course these videos became more and more absurd and horrible as he and his life did, but that idea of authenticity and personal interaction remained a draw until more recent years, when he more consistently started coming across as an abusive asshole with a completely fucked up personal life.>>577198
He's trying to trigger
the algorithm with all of that nonsense. Everyone does it now. I love how he has beef with literally everyone on that list except Tobuscus, who's a fucking scumbag, and iDubbbz who to my knowledge continues to ignore his shit, BUT he's still willing to use their names for possible views. "Hi, I'm Greg, and here's a list of all my failing channels, as well as some people who fucking hate me!"
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Nah, that's just Alex Evans, who is a twink. Who'd a thunk? Hoes used to be fighting people online for calling their online twink crushes gay. I personally, was cruelly bullied for saying Fred was gay in his Youtube comments once. (I am missing my sage)>>577197>You're so cute !! You look like you're 23.>Oh my god. SO FUCKING CUTEEE CUTENESS OVERLOAD I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK YOU'RE UGLY TBH
Where is the naked mole rat cute at??
"At least he hasn't had a Content Cop"
Bitch, you fucking wish someone would put more production and editing into a video on why they think you suck. More effort=validation, right?
Greg said long ago that he wanted to homeschool Troy. If you Google "onision homeschool" or "laineybot homeschool" you'll find call-out blogs mentioning his intentions to homeschool as far back as 2013. People were talking about it in threads here three years ago. I think he was talking about how he would want to homeschool before he even had a kid.
Sourcing the original statements will require more time than I care to devoted to it because he's shifted content between all his failed channels and because he deletes tweets every few minutes but he and Lainey have stated their intent to homeschool - it's not tinfoil.
It seems unlikely he will do it. He probably felt homeschooling meant no one could tell him what to do with his kids, unaware that there is oversight for homeschooling, too. It could be a real milky clusterfuck should it happen.
But currently it is far less interesting than the eco-nightmare he's visited upon himself.
Guarantee if they try to even start a homeschooling curriculum, they won't make it through a whole semester. Lainey can't muster up the energy to record or whine on YouNow when she "doesn't feel like it" even though it's her only "job," there's no way she has the willpower or drive to stick with it.
And thank God she doesn't, because those kids' only chance at being somewhat normal is exposure to other, better-adjusted people.
…because they're literally 13 and he sort of resembles someone their age who mutated halfway to resemble a real man.
Anyone over the age of 17 that thinks he would qualify as generally attractive is delusional. He could be "hot" if you are a fetishist…I mean some people are aroused by actual shit so
Yeah, Greg used to be cute when he had a lower quality camera, hair to hide behind, 9001 filters to hide behind, was ten years younger, two kids lighter, and richer, etc etc.
Almost like he was really never cute at all….
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So I posted this in snow on the onionflakes thread but I figured I would post it here too since I dont know how many anons still check on it. LizardQueen posted this on Gurg's forum, apparently she is getting trolled on the regular because she cant help licking his ass
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Screenshots of the trolololin she provided
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"assholes who have baby carrot dicks" hmmmm….
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idk what picture DSSCTM showed, but this is one of his "secret" wedding photos he released earlier this year, and…well
I literally “graduated” two years below Grease from the same high school and can pinky swear promise on my own grave Grease didn’t graduate from Lakes high between the years 2003 to 2005 (05 is the year I graduated). He went to a vocational school a year before my senior year. He only has a GED or maybe a HS diploma two years behind his grad class. Anyways while Anon and him attended HS he didn’t graduate. At least between 2003 and 2007
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G'damn that a serious Quagmire chin she's got there.
So you're a thirty year old who says, "Pinky swear promise on my own grave".
I don't think so.
Grease has made multiple videos about his wedding day on the events and what took place…. solely due to him being a narcissist…., He has literally on record admitted to ditching out on the wedding ceremonies to go play in the stream (aka reapers creek) behind his property the day of the wedding to hang with his younger cousins. In previous videos he talks about dipping out on his own wedding to play outback in a creek behind the property with children from his family. That’s totally cool and chill and totally normal IF and that’s a huge IF you were not a totally inapt adult male like Grease who can’t “adult” and function with other adults of your own family.
I mean I have cousins ten years my junior I adore and love but again they are ten years my junior!
I tend to hang and chill with other adults my age! Greg’s an inept dysfunctional borderline autistic adult man
Yep I attended high school and coached S.T’s sister in junior volleyball around 2004ish…..I knew the Tan*
a faimly and Alli personally around that time.
Anon has birthday photos with him and birthday Photos with Sk sister in 2005 and even earlier photos at horseback riding camp with Greg from around 1997. But Anon isn’t giving those for free.
If you dig around enough you can find Anon and Anon will pay to release them, but not for Free
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Look hard enough and you’ll find Anon and you can Contacts Anon. For a few dollars Anon will and can provide photos from the 2000s but farmer or anon has been willing to pay or make a deal. Milk isn’t free(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Excuse me, what the fuck is this? I can barely decipher these posts and also no. Milk is
free, that's the point of these drama boards. I really hope no one pays for this shit, that's fucking dumb.
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I hope the flowers were worth it, Tay-Tay. Just another image to further prove the destruction of thier yard, in the background. What is with the upside down trailor? Is that meant to be artsy?
pretty sure he's taking the piss out of "i went to grug's HS anon" so calm your tits.
Also, we literally have a few anons that are Gurg's patreons just to share milk with us. We are paying for milk.
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>>577480>but farmer or anon has been willing to pay or make a deal.
I think one of those Nigerian scam artists stumbled on to this site and is attempting to shake us down for some cash.
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Is this heavily censored and edited photo suppose to whet our appetite, and have us pleading for more bait?
Im sure most people here know what video that was captured from.
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Must prove innocence.
"If I kill my neighbour and a bunch of prostitutes across the state, then she can't report me anymore and the police will be too busy trying to catch a serial killer to check my land.
I'll do my last kill in florida, they'll be there forever trying to find the killer. Fuck, I am such an onion genius"
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I can't believe how rapidly she's changed. She used to look so happy.
This just came to mind with that question
Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
There's usually a sinister and deceptive reason behind someone constantly changing their name.
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yikes. onion suk mi'd the life right outta her.
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what greg wants to come home to at the end of a long hard day of fucking himself over vs. what he actually gets
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And, what Taylor thought she would get vs what she actually got
so Lame's parents weren't at their wedding? it was just Onions 3 relatives that haven't disowned him yet?
God… every little girl's dream, huh Taylor?
I've noticed we've been inundated with newfags again all begging to be spoon fed. >>577625>>577628
Look like a nipple ring to me. Vomit.
I don't believe I've ever seen her smile that genuinely since she's been with Grugly. If she ever laughs now it's so much more reserved.
Speaking of, when I was googling around for that wedding photo, a thumbnail of some fan-made video of he and Skye from 2010 came up, which I watched out of sheer cringe curiosity of course. The footage in that video showed a very different man. He was very genuinely smiling and cracking up in the footage of him filming with Skye, and since I've only been following this nonsense for ~3 years I didn't even realize this man could smile or laugh in a way that wasn't either completely sarcastic or his stupid forced "laughing at my own joke" giggle (the one where he acts borderline-high). His lack of genuine happy emotion has always struck me, especially when he films with Foot, so that video threw me for a loop. Apparently there was a time for both of these people when they were actually normal humans. Who knew.
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Whether it was the official "Running Start" or just taking classes of the equivalent high school courses elsewhere, he did. But that doesn't mean he was smart or hardworking, he probably just wanted to take away-classes because no one liked him at his high school
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Peep the scab from picking her acne
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anyone else think lainey looks like cosmo ?
Makeupfag here, but it baffles me how she uses the products she does. I have dry skin and I use water based primers and foundations and light powder and dewy setting sprays. She has dry skin, too, and she used to do the same but switched to literally heavy ass full coverage mattifying foundation, silicone primer, and loose setting powder as opposed to a pressed finishing powder, and she uses a notoriously heavy ass concealer.
My theory is instead of taking care of herself with lighter products to help her keep looking young, she’s covering up all signs of her rapid aging, while not being self aware at all in knowing that all this heavy ass makeup is part of what’s contributing to her physical decline.
Ugly inside and out Taylor.
Not defending her but my theory is this:
When your husband's insists on using lighting bright enough to semi blind you, you naturally end up caking on theatre makeup just like he does.
Why is she as yellow as her eyeshadow?>>577822
She should try doing her make-up in natural sunlight. Works wonders if you wanna see how you actually look.
So many of the cows on here seem to think caking on more makeup (usually not suited to their skintype) will make them look better while still having shit diets and getting no sleep or taking drugs.
Newsflash- You just went from a tired sick looking person to a tired sick looking person with bad makeup!
People also seem to think it will make them look younger when it actually ages them a lot.
Drink a goddamn glass of water Lainey, jesus.
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Im pissed that he would say this in the first place, but just the way he phrases it
>If you are happy to tell the whole world
It just aggravates me that he would say it this way.
Because he was happy to shout slander from the rooftops when he got a chance.
Greasyboy remember the last time someone told you to call the police if you felt someone was in danger due to shane?
Why didn't you report it?
Or why didn't he report his dad, the pedophile/molester? Or lainey go to the police about her abusive ex? Not that I blame her for not doing so, I just hate that he feels entitled to dictate to every victim what they should be doing when he has no personal experience as far as we know and his own wife fits right in with the people using that hashtag.
I don't know, maybe this is just another way for him to shit all over Lainey whilst trying to disguise the abusive piece he is in reality
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Lainey's IG livestream from September 20th, 2018https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ZXICNrGpAEJgoASmUuDp-94QbbbK7HwJ
Didn't get all of it but most of it was irrelevant anyway lol
Who is the girls she’s talking about in the beginning? Is she crushing on a straight girl to avoid actually getting another girlfriend?
Thx for uploading!
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probably this chick
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Anon I am wheezing, you are a national treasure
Imagine been marry with a manchild that you only get nostalgic about meaningless relationships you had years ago and cant stop talking about it cause you dont know any better.
She reminds me of Luna, always repeting the same thing.
"I loved Billie, but she hurttt ma feelings and we werent meant to be, my bf was really abusive, girls are so confusing, scare of getting hurt"
Maybe if she werent such a puss to leave Grug she could find a normal man to fuck in a desk and make miserably in the run.
dumbass is lonely cause she has no friends and a husband who ignores her.
We all know she has no desire to have sex with a woman.
Because she's lonely? But, Lainey! Aren't you married to your best friend and twin flame? Shouldn't you not be lonely with him around?
Imagine being in such a distant and loveless marriage. I'm not saying that she doesn't deserve it, but damn.
Man I feel bad for her parents. Already had dealt with their daughter dating one psycho then she runs off and marries another psycho behind their backs.>>578062
Shes just like onion boy. Talking about their exes and how much they hurt them eighty years later. Billie obviously wants nothing to do with them and moved on. Lame is still making pretend scenarios where she "loved" billie.
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How does one have time to be lonely with 2 kids, 2 dogs, 1 dead turtle and a husband??
This bitch is delusional, i bet she doesn't take her kids to the park, doesn't take them on play dates or anything interactive outside of the house because if she did that - she wouldn't have time to be lonely.
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it's her. she used to go by bbyghosty on twitter. Lainey has
been thirsting over her for a year. >>439397
she's probably not "lonely" she probably just wants a real relationship. all this bs fakeboi acting out didn't get the attention from gurg that she wanted and infact backfired the "kinky faggot fucking" shit that he was into has lost it's luster.
part of me thinks she only started this so gurg would make her stop. it's like a cry for help.
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Lainey's been replying to her stuff on twitter.
She's apparently been flown out as well. >>439378
She was dating a dude for a while and now that she's single, Lame is trying to slide in those dms.
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Did he delete this? All that's up on his twitter is supportive tweets. Did he change positions after negative feedback? He could make more offensive *~edgy~* tweets like this before his channel shriveled up.>>578093>>578102
She's such an idiot when it comes to girlfriends. She just sounds so immature about it. She'll jump on weirdo's dicks like Grease and David, but with girls she's extremely idealistic and over worries about all kinds of stupid shit. She just wants a trophy gf for gay points and to do her makeup.
Maya liked her and was pretty, Lainey couldn't handle her being private and therefore couldn't use her for gay edge points in her videos so Maya was no use to her.
Also Maya tried to not be like Billie and tried to tell Lainey when Shreg was seeding onto her (the carrying) and the stupid bitch goes and tells Greg. Greg then chucks a massive sad and they kick her out. But she still pines over Billie even though she was supposedly a 'home wrecker'