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No. 689217

Previous thread: >>>/pt/657873

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]
tumblr: https://funeral1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420 (to name but a few)

>23 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 35 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal
>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother
>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.
>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.
>Seems to be gaining weight rapidly- some farmers speculate that she may be on methadone.
>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point
>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983
>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff
>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry
>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face
>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself
>Rodger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home
>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955

LATEST MILK (or lack thereof):
>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group
>Has lived with her mom for over a year now
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points
>Has started to brag about starving herself
>"Found" a bra in a dumpster
>Started posting nudes again

Will 2019 bring change for Luna? The (filthy) cards say "no".


one >>>/snow/55077
two >>>/snow/171004
three >>>/snow/190985
four >>>/snow/220048
five >>>/snow/254820
six >>>/snow/276683
seven >>>/snow/292881
eight >>>/snow/305217
nine >>>/snow/320166
ten >>394258
eleven >>403302
twelve >>414017
thirteen >>428358
fourteen >>452611
fifteen >>468770
sixteen >>480001
seventeen >>497850
eighteen >>521479
nineteen >>>/pt/540883
twenty >>>/pt/558885
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873(learn2update)

No. 689221

will lurchs age ever be updated lol

No. 689246

The first thread was made 3 years ago. Was that anon wrong about him being 35 or is he just 38?

No. 689251

I believe he's now 40 years old

No. 689278

His birthday is 4/28/79, according to info in previous threads

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No. 689366


I feel like she looks a lot better here. It looks like she used beauty filters from Snow on her eyes, and it looks like she pulled her waist in.

At least she's sober enough to care about editing her pictures and looking somewhat presentable?

No. 689377

If you're reading this, Luna, please just invest in some floss and make it a habit. It's cheap and not hard to do. Whitening strips aren't going to do much of you don't practice basic oral hygiene. We get it, you're depressed, but being an adult means you have to do shit you don't feel like doing.

No. 689378

Have not seen her edit her pics/ filter them before but you're right. Tuna, comb you your hair if you care enough to filter a pic.

No. 689413

Isn't Blistex for herpes?

No. 689415

Don’t start this shit nearly the entire adult population of the world has the form of herpes that causes cold sores. That includes you. It’s not milky.(derailing)

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No. 689421

My deepest condolences about your herpes(derailing)

No. 689428

You sound like one of those grimy e-thots who goes on about how "most sexually active people have some form of HPV its totally normal dont STD-shame"

No. 689429

it's just for extremely dry/chapped lips afaik

No. 689434

Ok but that's literally true? Something like 90% of the population has HPV.(derailing)

No. 689454


sorry, just wanted to chip in with some nurse anon medical stuff;

Herpes simplex and HPV are different, most people carry the herpes simplex virus dormant and it is often passed down from parent to child, you tend to get flare ups when run down and it's mostly seen as oral herpes, although you can transfer it with oral/genital contact too. HPV affects about 70% of the population, there are many different strains of HPV and they can be dormant until there is some issue with your immune system but the symptoms (if there are any symptom) is warts rather than cold sores. Blistex is not usually used for warts, herpes simplex is not HPV and does not cause cancer in the same way some HPV strains do.

Luna's immune system will be completely fucked, addicts are usually covered in sores and warts tbh, I would be surprised if she didn't have some infections like hep c I've never seen Luna have a pregnancy scare actually which is unusual for addicts, she must be fairly on the ball with birth control?(derailing)

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No. 689466


It literally takes five seconds to google but have fun thinking you’re special enough not to have herpes simplex laying dormant within you(derailing)

No. 689501

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She graduated high school over 5 years ago. When will she ever let it go?

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No. 689527


Then cut him off and quit being a leech. FFS, how pathetic.

No. 689544


I’m convinced now more then ever that it’s not drugs or lurch that will end up destroying her eventually, it’s this mirage image of herself that’s she can’t let go of as as this beautiful, tortured, suffering artist.

No. 689564

She sounds like every failure that got told they were smart and talented and could do anything. Sorry you aren't as special as they made you think you were, Luna. We can't all be ~icons~

No. 689595

I feel horrible for saying this but every time i pass through Luna's threads i always feel like the best for her would simply to doze off and die from an overdose in her sleep. It makes me sad seeing someone that will just continue on in perpetual downfall and its probably more humane if it happens now than in a few years of more misery later.

No. 689596

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>She sounds like every failure that got told they were smart and talented and could do anything.

Those "they told me I could be anything I wanted so I became [fill in the blank]" memes are funny tbh. Nothing else to add atm.

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No. 689632

that is one of the only things that makes me feel genuinely bad for her. Growing up with the "gifted kid" treatment, you never learn to try, or to cope with being a novice at a hobby, or really how to handle yourself at all in the world especially if were 'gifted' in anything other than STEM you get lied to for 13 years and then dumped into world where the skills they claimed were going to make you rich by 20 are worthless under capitalism. Its no excuse to rob graves or rip off single moms but it is a legitimately traumatic event that a lot of people are never able to mentally move past. Id say it's pretty much her only valid complaint in, one of the few things that was done to her that she didnt just do to herself.

No. 689647

you're not a bad person, anon. I think most of us have thought that at one time or another. she's an endless drain on those around her with nothing to indicate she'll ever do better for herself.

No. 689672

She's looking significantly less dirty? Is she actually making money off sex work, or did she use her dad's CC to order these pajamas and took the pictures the second they arrived?

I hope it's the former, it looks like she shooped her last set so maybe she's starting to have enough clarity to care about herself.

No. 689733

sage for pointless comment but thanks for this anon, its nice to hear someone put my feelings into words

No. 689925

She didn't even finish college, anon. She didn't have time to actually feel reality crashing down on her.

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>i’ve had atrocious artists block lately and i finally drew something i don’t despise!

No. 690096

I really do like her art style, if she drew anything but the same bland girls over and over again she could potentially make something interesting

No. 690122

her paintings were cool like 4 years ago. if she had kept trying she could be making interesting art right now and maybe even selling it, but she's been steadily devolving and getting sloppier and sloppier.

No. 690141

Luna sure is vain for a woman who probably smells like spoiled milk and fish guts. Like the selfies are one thing but instax film is expensive so of course her dad paid for it.

No. 690142

Nice to see she got literally every item she posted on her wishlist from last week

No. 690157

She exists as a paradox. She posts about how poor she is and posts her last shopping spree and thats pretty much it she doesnt post other than those two subjects

No. 690178

Every time I get the urge to visit this thread I worry I'll see 400 posts about her dying suddenly.

Also, does anyone have a link to Tuna's wishlist? Not to buy her shit I'm just interested in what she has on there, and can't find links on her tumblr/ig

No. 690196

Wow - she really IS starting to look like Lurch!

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No. 690335

>having to shower
>and leave the house
>not being able to amazon shop, doodle and tumblr post while tutoring
>not being drug-affected around minors
sounds perfectly achievable

No. 690338

She can't draw a single picture without pills/drugs/cigarettes and it's so annoying.

No. 690341


Wow, honestly that's really sad. How far removed from reality must she be to think this could happen?

No. 690344

You go about that by going to school and not being a drug addict in need of a shower.

Sorry, but is she manic or just deluded high right now?

No. 690349

Tuna, various websites are overflowing with grad students and people with substantial educational backgrounds offering services related to writing, tutoring, and editing. You dont have the skills nor competence. We want you to work, just aim for something realistic.

No. 690387

uh luna you are not good at writing

No. 690391

Is there really any realistic career options for Luna? If I recall right she got fired from her most recent job because stealing.

No. 690405

essay writing is not the same as navelgazing poetry writing

No. 690414


This is interesting. So did her mom kick her out finally? Or did her mother lose her housing finally and now also has to deal with homelessness?

No. 690424

Judging from her post about tutoring, I'm imagining her CV (what there is of it) would just be one long run-on sentence.

No, there isn't and yes, she did. It's just some weird fantasy some anons have for this bitch because reasons I will never understand.

No. 690426

Someone else mentioned that there's programs that take drug addicts and help them find employment but that might just be in certain areas of the country. I don't know if she has access to anything like that and it would require her to be clean

No. 690445

If she's crying about it then they're probably all getting kicked out or her mom is moving and wants to go alone. If she got kicked out, Tuna would be going on a "my mom is the literal devil" spree.

No. 690544

lmao id love to see luna try and get employed as a "high school writing tutor" holy shit

No. 690567

How about none of the above?

Just a uwu "cute" "aesthetic" post. Im sure…

No. 690631

Probably neither- most likely is that she's hoping someone will ask her what's wrong so that she can feed them some pathetic-sounding lie and beg for money.

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