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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/ Lainey/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
>Still no public updates on Tractorgate as of October 18th, 2018.>Greg dropped the Character bs on his twitter >>586032>Is still trying to stir up drama with trans youtuber Kalvin Garrah >>586067 >>586077>Caps detailing an ex’s experiences with Greg and Lainey are dropped. >>586120 >>586145 >>586231 Greg and Lainey avoid and delete/block any commenters mentioning her. >Lainey and/or Greg copyright strike Kalvin’s transtrender video, revealing her youtube network to be Fullscreen Inc. >>586263>Brings up AJ’s “apology” in his #HimToo video >>586415>Megan (rxbootyslayer) is outed by admin for self-posting and trashing Lainey and friends in onion related threads. >>>/snow/708131>Lainey makes a video about why she won’t date anymore (subject to change). Implies that her ex is lying in the video. >>587356>>Replies to Lainey’s private twitter make it apparent she had a shit birthday. >>589307 Some anons speculate it’s because Lainey and Sarah are no longer friends. >>589317>Greg’s been lurking! You can't sit with us. >>587844 >>589399
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Chucky and cucky, one of the best images we’ve had.
Boy was that tattoo video hard to watch. How lacking in self respect must Draino be to share a video of her cunt of a husband treating her so badly? Twinflames my ass, the only flames I see are the flames of rage coming from Ogreg’s realisation that he missed his one and only opportunity to run away with a cute teenager and is now stuck with his boring, ugly wife and two kids that he hates.
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onion tweets jessie SO MUCH. He has 10 tweets to her over just the last couple of weeks and her ONLY tweet to him is a simple "thanks" in response to his SR video. it's embarrassing how obvious he's being
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onion tweets jessie SO MUCH. He has 10 tweets to her over just the last couple of weeks and her ONLY tweet to him is a simple "thanks" in response to his SR video. it's embarrassing how obvious he's being
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Here's some unedited skin content.
This is like the social media equivalent of a gross old regular hitting on a pretty young waitress every time he comes in. She feels like she has to be nice to him, but you know she's internally screaming and wishing he would just leave her be. She definitely doesn't want to give him any ideas, but she has to at least sort of respond or she knows he'll freak out, so she chooses her words carefully – like a polite "thank you." He's such a fucking creep, you know she must be so uncomfortable with this.
Also inb4 Jessie kindly lets him down and he reacts with "Jessie Paege is a cruel and dishonest person. My platonic male friend Eli reached out to her for friendship purposes only, and Jessie literally IGNORED her – I mean his – kind messages! Most anyone would agree that was a literally heartless thing to do. Then she accused me of hitting on her, when literally all I did was compliment her, because I was being HUMAN. I don't know why she would even think I would hit on her, because she literally looks like she smells bad anyway. Besides, if she doesn't want people to try and be her friend or flirt with her, she shouldn't be posting herself on the internet." etc. etc. etc.
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I bet her liking Shane drives him fucking nuts
lainey watches shane too
or she used to, anyway
i remember people noticed on her phone in one vid shane's was watched but greg's barely had any of the bar moved
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>>589795>when a comical caricature looks better than your real face.
I bet she wishes she had such a petite feminine chin, instead of that giant foot heel of a chin she actually has.
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Weeklong Shane sperg in 3, 2, 1
Here's an idea Taylor, and you can have it for free. Pretend you don't know a damn thing about beauty products (because it's true!) or how to use or apply them (because that is true too!), and make it an educational adventure as you learn along with your fans. You can talk about what is in it, the best applications, how to pick, usage for different skin types, etc.
I hope the hate finally got to her and she realized that she knows nothing about make-up and looks like her kids colored in her face when she does a "look".>>589925
She already did that when she launched that channel. "Lainey attempts make-up" … but then she got a few compliments and she started thinking she actually can do stuff with make-up and look as good as Billie (she wishes).
Face it Tay, everything you do turns out ugly. You can't handle criticism and you won't improve our learn something. You don't need a make-up channel.
All you want is a platform where you can do and say whatever you want with 0% criticism and 100% getting your ass licked.
You want people to like you, love you, admire you for doing absolutely nothing.
You're exactly like your husband and even he doesn't like you.
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To me, her expression says "Oh god, please just love me Greg! I have nothing else in my life!!!"
and he's like "Meh."
If she were in on the joke that she was terrible at everything she could just make videos of herself failing at everything and it would actually be entertaining. Just imagine such glorious videos as:
- Laineybot attempts to cook a meal from scratch and almost burns the house down
-Laineybot tries CrossFit and can’t breathe
-Laineybot reads about wetlands while actually eating her vegetables
The expression shes wearing is called denail
Not like any of this will get through to you but, Taylor your husbands a gross asshole who treats u AND Your children badly. Move on already. Also start being abetter person. Enabling him makes u just as bad.
Aahh!!! Scary!!! Happy Spooktober!
They look like they are stangers hugging. Makes sense, because they pretend to be people that they cleary are not.
Such as, they are pretending to be in lurve, but Laney stays for the kids and $$$, and Greg stays because he needs to have another 16 year old girl ready to ship in to his house before he dumps his wife no.2>>589942
Back to this, his upper lip resembles a teens push-up bra.
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No ring either…
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so how’s that tiny onion bulb tasting?
The child was obviously hired for sexual purposes, anon.>>589942
denial vs regret
you knew grease, you knew ogreg and shregg
now get ready for the onision saga: regret edition>regreg
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she’s wearing a ring
i don’t know if it’s her wedding band or whatever, but she is wearing /a/ ring.
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I don't know how long foot goes between shooting and uploading but her postpartum whining video >>589091
she was wearing her silicon wedding band. She probably just took it off for suk mi time and forgot to put it back on.
Her beauty channel is the goddamn worst. She has no skill or passion, she never follows trends, she never uses popular new products (nobody wants to see how to do a look with a palette from Hot Topic or some Chinese scam site, Lame), and if she did a product review it would mean nothing because nobody in their right mind would trust her opinion. It really can't be THAT hard to pull off, but here we are.
It's so obvious that she has no real interest in makeup, she just wanted to start doing it and become instantly good with no work put in so she could more accurately skin-walk Billie. Alas, the Onions have no patience to develop skills. They're both content with being mediocre as all hell at everything they do. It's mind-blowing honestly.
She has the same interest as the average mom. She wants nice makeup but doesn’t want to spend the money on it nor does she care to do nice makeup on the daily. She doesn’t have a full makeup routine (seriously what pale person doesn’t wear blush???) . She got some hype years ago for being “good” (okay) at winged liner and when she saw Billie and others getting popular for makeup videos so she thought she could do it. she made that video with the peach pallet YEARS after the hype for it died. And it hyped twice lol once when it first dropped and six months later when they re-stocked and she still missed it by like two years.
Wish I could sage for makeup sperg
I am vegan and one of the things I have noticed is that all their "vegetarian food" is super processed, like fake bacon. Eating a well balanced vegetarian diet is one of the "best" diets as it reduces a person's likelihood of certain diseases (also can be easier to count amino acids than with veganism), but their diets don't seem balanced. Their diets are anything but fresh, and onionboi keeps going back and forth from being vegetarian and not.
Onionboi, why don't you use your money to get yourself a nutritionist or/and a cook who will actually feed you and your family well-balanced food? Stop eating shit and maybe you won't need foundation.
In the old threads.
But honestly, it's just a plate of the most normal, boring crudite possible (brocc, cherry tomatoes and the like) plus some fresh fruits. And literally everything they put in their mouths, they pulled a face, said "yuck", and spit it out. They have the palates of extremely fussy toddlers raised on nothing but fries and nuggets.
Doesn't Lainey spit out raspberries
in the video?
>>590161>Seriously Gregory Daniels, get a cook
Oh fuck, dont give Shreg any ideas. Instead of bringing random teen girls into their house under the false pretense they're going to be his "camera-person" hes going to tell Plainey that they need an "in house cook", and if that cook just happens to be 17, oh well.>>590162
I seriously think she spit out half the raw food she put in her mouth.
She's probably just growing it into "bieber" hair so she can hide her bald spots and flick it around like a teenage emo.
I just saw someone tweet about how she'd dyed it too so hair video expected soon.
I'm surprised she's actually growing it out, but that's just an inevitability of getting it cut short.
The real test will be if she makes it through the "awkward length" stage, which she seems to be entering. I predict she panics and get's straight bangs/an undercut.
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I'm kekking at his Twitter profile pic.
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man why the fuck yall lyin, it's obviously shopped to be exaggerated, here is an actual screengrab. You make us all look stupid when you perpetuate dumb shit like this.
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Heres the best bits of her and him spitting out perfectly good fruit and veggies.https://streamable.com/2qqfa
I dont know who are the anons who keep photoshoping them exagerating their face features but stop it.
It wasnt funny the first time and it isnt funny now
You keep cloggin the thread with that retarded humour
You sound like the anon requesting a normal picture of Greg to be this thread's thread image.
If you actually are the same person you should give it a rest.
I don't know what you deal with shooped pictures is, but with the amount of fuckery both Lainey and Greg put into their videos and pictures (i.e filters and other enhancements) you'd think anons would be allowed to have some fun with them, too.
if you are bothered by caricatures, caps, and shoops that make fun of their looks, maybe this is not the place for you
May I ask Complainey-Anon what their thoughts are on almost all the thread images that have caricatures or shoop'd exaggerated flaws?
Should we "stop it" also?
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Stop being dishonest!
Yes and she proceeds to say "nobody likes raspberries">>590181
Seeing this picture + his "I'm a biter" makes me want to vomit.
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Is it just me or have there been a bunch of
>can't we just have a regular photo of Greg as the next thread header
>can we all stop altering Gregs photos and being dishonest
type of posts in the last 2 threads?
Either there just happens to be multiple anons who feel we have unjustly slighted Ogreg and need to stop.
Or theres one person who we've touched a nerve and its getting to him.
btw pic attached, totally untouched and honest
You need to rein in your neck anon.
I'm the anon who thought it was the genuine screen grab, I wasn't lying or trying to exaggerate, I was just mistaken, it looks just like her real heel of a chin to me. You seriously need to chill out.
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This one makes me feel uneasy. What the fuck is he going to do with this?
The upside, it isnt a child mannequin.
Oh anon, all
of lolcow has shoops all over the place.
Do you police all the other threads, or just the Onision one?
Why the vested interest in the Gurg?
He's just as ugly as we see, no use in hiding it with makeup and filters.
Unless it's The Grundle himself spazing out, but I do not think so. He gets virulently angry and spastic when he comes on the threads.
(Maybe its the flatt butt reptile queen?)
Personally, all the artists here are pretty amazing, and I love seeing all the output posted.
Until lolcow changes their policy on Photoshop, I say, bring on the shoop!
>>590223>gives Grugly and Gruglier a real reason to complain
Who cares? Are they going to tell mom & dad on us? They complain to their fanbase, its preaching to the choir.
Photoshopped photos of Greg and Lainey are #287 on the list of complaints Greg has with the "hate blogs"
Fuck them and their "complaints"
I see your point but I just enjoy it a lot better when Grug and Gruglier expose themselves by twisting facts and outright lying about what they've done, even though it's clear it went down a completely different way.
It kinda supports them and their HoNeStY when they bitch to their fanbase about "Muh HaTuRz shop ALL of muh pictures, and they're so stupid to believe those pictures are real, and they just WANT to hate me. See, all they do is twist fax and lie about me, even though I'm such a great guy. I'm the most(BrOoTaLlY) HoNeSt person, so believe in what I tell you, peasants, and give me your money."
I love when they're called out and criticized for the shit they've done, like shopping their own photos to hell and back etc., because it drives home what manipulative and terrible people Gregory Daniel Avaroe and his wife Taylor Elaine are. Anons falling for shoops gives them some way out since it makes our valid criticism less believable imo.
Don't get me wrong, I love the shoops, the great thread pictures and the creative anons we have here, like high-res anon, collage anon and video anon.
>>590230>when they bitch to their fanbase
Ill say it again. If you're worried about what he tells his fans about the "haters" then you are fighting an uphill battle.
Every single thing that is shown or discussed on these threads could be spun by Greg to make us look bad, sinister and dishonest.>they called me a pedo, and everyone knows that pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children, they are so dishonest.>they posted photos of my home, inside and out, even gave information on its selling. They are trying to dox me and endanger my children.>the haters probably hacked Maya and posted texts and conversations without her consent, thats so illegal and dishonest.
Look at how he spun the narrative to his fans when he was emailing Shane over and over and calling Shane a pedophile. Shane nicely told him to stop, or he would bring legal action, something he wouldnt want to do because he knew it would effect Lainey and their children. Greg cherry picked parts of the conversation, spun it and told his fans that Shane was some how threatening his wife and children.>dont you ever talk about my family!
If you're hoping for the conversion of an Onision fan, it has to happen organically and usually by his own hands. Latest example- Becca.
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Well compare his "ugh you losers that's not how I look!!" rage compared to his "oh fuck this is hitting way too close to home" legitimate chimpout.
I'm certainly not calling for "normal pictures", I just haven't ever seen him get super upset about it.
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I really don't see the point in trying to tailor and regulate posts here on lolcow in consideration of how Greg/onionflakes may potentially receive them.
This board is for documenting and laughing at the big ass cow that is Onision. Nothing more/less.
I agree don't get me wrong. But there have been threads where it's 100 posts focusing on his dick in a few frames of a video. I think a narcissist like him would LOVE to find that on a "hate forum".
But then again I guess he assumes we are all grotesque gargoyles that he would never want to fuck.
Holy shit. Masterpiece.
Not sure if it's intentional though but that really looks like Jacklyn.
this is why onision threads are my favourite holy shit
Very true. I think what it comes down to is the cycle of how long he can keep his mask up before the cracks start showing. Narcs put up a front in public but at home is where their true behavior is exposed. Thats why every girl that's been involved with him has to cry "No he is really a good guy in real life!" Until they can't take his abuse anymore and THEN the truth comes out. >>590257
Top motherfucking kek anon
Anons need to report it. I dont know where the farm hands are but it's pretty obvious by the same faggotry that it's one of the Avaroe's ass lickers.
It's an image board dedicated to the fuckery of exceptional individuals. There are no rules against shoops as long as it stays relevant to the thread.
>hurr durr everyone is Greg xDDD
Applying a HDR filter to a screenshot isn't milk. It's funny the first couple of times, but we get it, their skin is bad. Posting HDR shoops just for the sake of it is the same as nitpicking, just in image form. As such, it actually is against the rules. >>590281>as long as it stays relevant to the thread.
I'll let you figure out the rest, anon.
>farm hands>same faggotry
Maybe learn site lingo before you accuse others of being Greg, newfag.
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incredible work, anon
Do you really find milky or funny old screencaps with super expose filters and obvious photoshoping?
It was funny the first times but now it doesnt, we get it their faces are fucked, their skin is a mess and their face features are shit, you dont need to post over 10+ of the same picture over and over again in every thread
I cant see the difference between those picture and that time that anon could not stop posting the same picture of Plainey with the make up brushes while trying to put mascara.
I dont give a shit about the Onions feelings, it just annoying.
And dont try to use the retard logic "You must be Grug or a SNOWFLAKE!!1!"
There isnt a problem with the drawing since at least they are original, funny and non repetitive.
I'm not sure if it's a "ton of" people.
Groggle namedropped us a bunch of time, it probably are his five remaining fans trying to get the anti onion blogs
to hate less on him to get some approval from their ~Bananaking~
>see Gerg, I got them to use a nOrMaL pic of you! can I get in the trinity now?
Quit the filter derailing, and quit the filtered/ edited photo spam. It isn't milk and it's no different than the edited photo spamming in the plastic or moo thread.
Unique drawings and shoops are different than the same filtered photos with high contrast, or obsessively zooming into body parts nobody wants to see.
I think it’s funny they switched to silicone bands. I know people get them for different reasons, but didn’t Onion once say he was scared of getting his ring caught and pulling his skin off?
You know he doesn’t do real work. I “married” a guy and we have the same kind of bands. He still won’t wear the band to work (machine technician) because one of the machines could shred the band. Greg sits on his ass all day. What logical reason is there to be worried about his ring finger. And if he did real work he’d know a silicone band doesn’t change much in the way of protection.
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It's called degloving or avulsion and it can happen whenever you get your ring caught on something, which isn't that
He may not work, but he jumps around like a sped for his videos. It could happen. https://www.saferingz.com/blog/what-is-ring-avulsion-and-how-to-prevent-it
Of course we know the real reason though, and he takes the ring off all the time anyway.
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Jesus fuck what a whiny little faggot. Dis his transtrender wife say no to the Jessie trinity?
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Seems like he’s definitely on the outs with momma Tammi and consequently his siblings. My guess is that they had some sort of Halloween party/family get together and Greg’s family wasn’t very accepting of Lainey’s ever-increasing need to be accepted as a 12 year old boy.
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This is spot on. Well done.>>590303
You know you may be on to something. Greggles would feel betrayed if Crazy Tami suckered a man in to a relationship with her.
He's probably upset that they're fucking in the house that HE bought for her, the NERVE
Isn't there some gif of Tammi kissing someone and Grundle turning away in disgust? I remember it a few threads ago.
maybe his tiny dick got stuck in it >>590297>brags about beating up dad>calls him a child predator>continued slander>WHY WON'T DADDY LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE>>590300
i wanna know the momion drama, fuck
make a video about it you weirdo
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Did Laundry accidentally step on one of the crotch potatoes’ toes or something?
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Peep that underbite tho
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lol, do you think he made a P R I M E tier rant.
Also, do you think he chose the word prime due to Amazon? lmao
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Im with the anons saying Momma Tammi is hooking up with another man and Gregs pissed.
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We all know about the problems he's had with his father.
A month ago we found out that his sister Christina doesn't talk to him because shes a "giant snob"
Hes done a bunch videos with his sister Joanna, so I was shocked that hes not cool with her anymore because shes "a liar who lied to my face."
And now it seems that something happened between him and Tammi and hes super mopey about it with his polls >>590300
and poems >>590297
So can we expect a new video where he exaggerates and distorts the whole thing?>Why Onision Is Now An Orphan
oh wow, this would be great
if its not possible to download then maybe you could do a transcript and post it here
Nope, the link doesn't show. It's a vimeo video embedded on Patreon.
I'm working on the transcript right now
Im pretty sure that you can link the original Vimeo video, separate from the Patreon page.
Similar to how when people embed a youtube video like this >>586270
in their post and you can click the "Watch on Youtube" link and go to the original video and get the url from there.
We've had people link to Laineys private Vimeo videos. → https://vimeo.com/293768512/10aa01763f
Could you do that? Just find the URL somehow.
No, it shows his childhood photos burning while he narrates
It also has this sad piano background music… lol
What? He burned his family photos?
Holy fuck that seems kind of serious.
Patreon noob again.
This is the transcript that I have so far:
"Let me tell you who I am
I’m a child of parents who do not love me
My father molested my own family members
My father lied about why we fist fought
not disclosing that he attacked me first
To save his reputation
My father let the police haul me away
When he could have taken my place
He lied to my face about what he did while I was locked away
When I proved his lie, he changed his story.
He’s lied to me só many times, I have no true idea of who he even is.
I have not spoken to him in nearly 15 years.
My mother beat me as a child.
Attacked me with a fire extinguisher, attacked me with a massive flashlight, smacked me in the face and hit me with a belt.
My mother lied to my face about her drug use and lied to people close to me just like my father, to save herself and make me look worse.
My mother told me she would not date a man who ever had sex with another man.
My mother called my spouse a tranny.
The man she invited into our lives, my stepfather, had us pray to the TV saying “I love you satan”
The same man used drugs around us as kids, according to my mom’s own admission.
Only weeks ago my mother said she could sue me for protecting my own family from her (I would not let family be with her alone, only while other adults present, she was upset by this)
Years ago before I lost almost everything I had, I gave her a 200.000 dollar house. Even after this I still want her to have it."
I'm going to keep searching for a way to download it
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I bet you Plainey has a permanent smug smile plastered on her face now that Mama-T is out of the picture.
Plaineys hate for Tammi reached its pinnacle when Tammi called her a "tranny"
**[Disclaimer~ The attached photo has been altered to add extra smugness. It does not represent an accurate representation of the actual smugness of Laineybot]**
Damn, something serious must have happened between them.
I bet crazy Tammi is regretting not getting that abortion like the doctor told her to
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I was always puzzled by the "dont hit kids" tweets he made. I thought maybe it was because he was shaming Lainey for pushing the kids or spanking them, or trying to shame Sam about the swatting Trots hand incident. Turns out its because Tammi probably spanked or hit the kids because Greg and Lainey have never disciplined them and they act uncivilized in public.
He left out >my mother gave me naked full body massages which is totally not inappropriate
Who else wants to bet that 99% of that is patently false? Why the fuck would Grugly buy his mother a fucking house if she was so abusive?
>>590401>Why the fuck would Grugly buy his mother a fucking house if she was so abusive?
Didnt buy her a house. It was one of his old houses that he paid for and lived in with Lainey.
I think he "gifted" it to his mother as a tax scam. He was afraid that the IRS was going to take it away during that time he learned he was being audited. Giving her the house would be a way of keeping the house. The same way mafioso's and white collar crooks put property in their wife or extended families names to keep it safe from the tax man.
Thank you patron-anon. Unless thats your actual YT account I wouldnt worry about having someone else mirror it.
That snicker at 1:11.
Well. Damn. If it were from anyone else I'd have sympathy for the person making such a video.
I do believe at least half of this to be true, Gergle isn't this fucked up for no reason. Shitty parents laid the groundwork, he did the rest. >>590409
That would be milk galore, ha.
Let me tell you who I am
I’m a child of parents who do not love me
My father molested my own family members
My father lied about why we fist fought
not disclosing that he attacked me first
To save his reputation
My father let the police haul me away
When he could have taken my place
He lied to my face about what he did while I was locked away
When I proved his lie, he changed his story.
He’s lied to me so many times, I have no true idea of who he even is.
I have not spoken to him in nearly 15 years.
My mother beat me as a child.
Attacked me with a fire extinguisher, attacked me with a massive flashlight, smacked me in the face and hit me with a belt.
My mother lied to my face about her drug use and lied to people close to me just like my father, to save herself and make me look worse.
My mother told me she would not date a man who ever had sex with another man.
My mother called my spouse a tranny.
The man she invited into our lives, my stepfather, had us pray to the TV saying “I love you satan”
The same man used drugs around us as kids, according to my mom’s own admission.
Only weeks ago my mother said she could sue me for protecting my own family from her (I would not let family be with her alone, only while other adults present, she was upset by this)
Years ago before I lost almost everything I had, I gave her a 200.000 dollar house. Even after this and other things I haven't shared I still want her to have my gift.
I want her to keep the countless other things I gave her amounting to thousands of dollars as well.
But I can't do this anymore.
To my parents, love is not telling your kid you could sue them when they have done nothing wrong but protect their loved ones.
Love is not watching the police take your child away when you should be in their place.
Love is not beating your child. Love is not lying to or about your child. Love is not molesting your child or their family.
Love is not repeatedly putting yourself before your child, no matter how much damage you've done.
To my parents, you raised me to be just like you because you only love yourselves.
You missed the point of parenthood entirely.
Your kids are not meant to grow up to be like you, they're meant to be better than you.
Your kids are not here to worship you. As a father I know I am here to worship them.
Your kids are not here to make you happy, as a father I know I am only here to make them happy.
Your kids are not here to be beaten by you, they are here to be protected by and from you.
So let me tell you who I am.
I am a child of parents who do not love me.
I am cold with no love from my parents to warm me.
I was raised with poor and mostly absent father figures.
My home was broken. I am broken. My heart is torn.
My eyes are soiled with tears and my mind lost to the open and black absence of meaning
All that is left is the hope that I can be everything my parents are not.
That I will always tell the truth to my kids. That I will never raise a hand against my kids.
That I will always be the one that takes a bullet heading their way.
That I will live my life drug free, setting an example for my kids.
And I will say I'm sorry when I'm wrong.
That when they are weak, I will be strong.
So let me tell you who I am.
I'm a child of parents who do not love me.
But I am also a parent who will never stop loving my children.
And I know this is true, because my happiness does not compare to the happiness I want for them.
Punch me and I'll ask if your hand is okay.
Yell at me and I'll say I'm sorry for hurting your voice.
Need me and I'm there.
But even when I'm away, I'll always remain.
Because a true father is a servant and a protector.
And their offspring are perfect, no matter what they become.
I don't know if I snickered at tranny or the snicker lmao
Jesus christ, this is like some mellow dramatic shit a murderer makes and leaves as evidence.
Also reminder GREGORY that just because you don't use drugs, or hit your kids (apparently), doesn't mean you aren't abusing them. You are abusing them, maybe even worse since at least daddy onion left marks. Because at least then someone would look in to the situation.
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You should change your diet Gregory, or see an optometrist/ophthalmologist.
That shit doesn't sound right.
I bet this is not about reaching out or opening up.
Tinfoil: Who does this appeal to? Victims of abuse. What could he want from them? A new Trinity member, maybe - someone who's been abused and doesn't know any better than to get right into the next abusive relationship. Soft little girls who'll feel so sorry for him they won't dare pull their patreon pledge because he's been through so much already uwu
In any case I don't believe this shit for a second.
Maybe she smacked his hands here and there, maybe her boyfriend drank a beer while watching TV and he came up with all these grandiose versions of abuse where they did crystal meth and then attacked him that score him points with the mentally ill teens that follow him
This is such melodramatic bullshit. So he had a fight with his mom and to retaliate, he publicly accuses her of abuse? How disgusting can a human be to not only attempt to destroy someone's reputation, but receive monetization for it as well?Watching this video was like watching a shitty reenactment of one of his books.
This is a slap in the face to
1. His mother, who he had no issues with up until now, and does not have a social media presence to refute his claims
2. Real survivors of abuse and traumatic childhoods that grow up to mental illness and poverty
@ 2:16 he says , "love is not molesting your child and family."
He's talking about himself here in a list of things you don't do to your family unless he just generalising things you don't do to your child?? But all the other things were about him so this one surely is too?…
Can we please not photoshop Onision with poop tears.
Someones going to think its real and say "OMG does Grugly really cry feces?"
And then someone else will complain that we are being dishonest, and trying to spread rumors that he has poop tears and its somehow ruining lolcow and its putting LC in a bad light.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Can you fuck off with the autistic minimodding? >>590433
I don't think he actually believes emotional abuse is a thing. It's just being "brutally honest".
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And unsurprisingly the only thing on laineybot’s mind: “im gay”
Once he realizes that we know (informed by one of his patron snakes that monitor the threads) he will upload it to his channel.
He doesnt want to look like hes hiding something.
I think you got it wrong,
she told him she wouldn't date a man who had sex with another man and he's basically insinuating that that makes her a bigot/homophobe or something
I found the thread, hope the link comes out correct:>>>/pt/457370
Some posts about them were deleted
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Kek at the lawn mowers. Imagine one of his teenager/broken adult worshippers buying him one. He's such a middle aged dad for putting that on his list. Does he even have a use for that? The sod that he cleverly tried to layer over foliage and twigs must be dead already.
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What is this autist’s obsession with needlessly expensive things? He isn’t a “working man”, he already threw a tantrum when his truck got a boo-boo. He doesn’t like on a fucking farm, he has less than a fucking half acre of rotting sod to mow.
He really really likes buying expensive electric things because he’s so “green” and world-conscious. spits out kiwi
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20 seconds in and he's already struggling with basic English. I love this so much
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2010 amazingphil called, he wants his hair back
I'm morbidly curious what Trot and Clot's posts to RBN would look like, assuming r*
*t is still a thing.
Ha, I called it yesterday! Knew she was growing it out so she could try be emo again. What a fugly trout.
Anyone willing to upload?
If even half of this stuff about Tami was true, he would have said it by now, no? He looooves to dramatize his life. Maybe he would have made it out like he's such a great son for forgiving her for her past transgressions and gifting her a house, bla bla bla, but he would have mentioned it. I'd like to think his dislike for drugs and his other weird behaviors could have stemmed from some of these things, but I'm too skeptical about the validity of it all. It's also pretty convenient he comes out with this right after Shane's Jake Paul series, wherein Shane heavily insinuates he believes Jake's parents and brother have emotionally abused/manipulated him since childhood. It's a trendy thing right now to be abused, apparently. Sorry Onion, but nobody's gonna feel bad and change their minds about you. Jake Paul might be an immature asshole, but you're a disgusting, malicious creep with no redeeming qualities and no fanbase to work with.
Also, I'm no lawfag, but when he says Tami threatened to sue, is this another lie or is there some kind of ground she has to stand on with that? Perhaps she could try to sue for partial custody based on how much she keeps the kids and how much money she's spent on them? I'd think she would have to have them a LOT for that to be something she could do. What else would she be suing for, though? Especially directly involving the two little scallions?
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"Husband reacts to my new hair"https://vimeo.com/296307408
(First link didn't work so I had to upload again, sry)
At least a quarter of it's true. I believe HS Anon's story that shows off how batshit Tammi is.
There's also the story about how doctors supposedly told Tammi she should abort Greg. Sure, we make fun of him for it now (and it's hilarious). But how many times did Tammi tell him that story as a kid? Who does that unless they want their kid to fall to their feet grateful for not aborting them? I wouldn't be shocked if the story ended with "I should have aborted you".
I feel sorry for the kid Greg was. I don't feel bad for him now.
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I highly doubt Lainey is actually trans. She's only playing a part to get more pity. Being a trans male with a shitty husband is more special and unique than being a regular girl with a shitty husband.
I believe him, but while he may think is reedeming, it's not really. I believe it because the correlation beetwen a fucked up childhood and being a fucked up adult has been long established. Lots of pedophiles and serial killers have gone through fucked up childhoods, and people don't like them more for it.
I have no reason not to believe it. It's funny tho that he has no merit even in being a lousy ass person because having this kind of experience does that to some people.
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Her hair thinning is veeery obvious in this video.
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Has anyone kept track of how many Eugenia videos he’s made since Eugenia personally contacted him and asked him to stop?
Video is nothing knew, although he calls her out for deleting comments which is pretty funny.
That harsh black does her no favors and it didn't look good on her gay husband without all that contrast either.>>590549
Must be something he acquired in his military days. Maybe it'll be easier to tolerate sexing up Lainey if he pretends she's a twink with a shaved head, he already calls her a faggot.
The line confused me too, but it's followed by calling lainey a tranny.
So I think he's using it to reinforce how close minded she is to those lgbtq
He's an idiot, plain and simple.
Expensive = better
That's not the case. This kind of hairloss is not caused by bleach or dye…Bleach/dye hair loss is actually something that happens by hair breaking, not falling from the root.
If someone like Lainey sat in my chair I would tell them to go see a doctor.
The most likely cause is malnutrition, given genetics is a not common single cause for early hair loss in females. Anemia could cause that, but considering how not diverse and shitty their diet seems to be, it could be worse than that. >>590578
WHY, GOD, WHY
that's sad to look at.
>>590529>If even half of this stuff about Tami was true, he would have said it by now, no?
If it had actually happened, he would have reported it when it did. Crying now does nothing. It's only for attention.
Source: how he replied to other victims of various abuse
Exactly, by his own logic HE HIMSELF is the scumbag for exposing Lainey and his innocent children to dangerous druggie tami.
A man chose an admitted abuser over keeping his family SAFE!!1 He knowingly and willfully traumatized them. Bad Onion dad.
Oh, I absolutely believe he and his mommy have a complicated relationship. We know she gave him naked massages, we know she told him he was a special indigo child who could do no wrong, etc. I believe she used corporal punishment on him, and maybe she and her husband were around the kids while high off pot or something. But he's definitely using exaggerated wording in this whole thing to make his parents out to be horrible criminal child abusing druggies, when we don't have any FAAAAAXXX about his claims against his dad whatsoever, and he has been fine with his mom up until she demanded to see her grandchildren unsupervised (who are probably being kept from her for a dumb reason, ike trying to actually introduce discipline into their lives). He legit did not care that she called Lainey a tranny until right now.>>590582>>590584
Good fucking points, anons. Why could abusive druggie homophobe/transphobe Tami watch the precious Onion spawn by herself this whole time up til now, Greggie? Why could she pose a threat to them and influence them in such terrible ways up until she did something that made YOU mad? Why didn't you tell the police she was so horrible so she couldn't do these things to anyone else?!
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Any normal person would try to grow and become better than their parents. Greg on the other hand has tried to become worse than both of them combined. He might not physically abuse his family but I'm sure there is mental abuse going on. At least his dad didn't make up his own religion and his mom didn't isolate him and his sisters. That's more than can be said for Onion boy. He uses his upbringing as an excuse for his bad behavior and a way to make people feel sorry for him. Also he gets the bonus of being relatable to teenagers. He's 30 something years old, it's time to grow up and deal with it instead of crying to his fan base for asspats.
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I feel like they were being overly "loveydovey" in the new hair dye vid because so many people commented on how despondent Greg looking in her last video, and that he seemed to push her off him when she tried to cuddle.
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peep those embarrassingly low view numbers, fam
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But we all know that this is how he really feels about Thot
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He did seem legit sexually aroused after Footface said she looked like she was 15 years old.
I bet they did some nasty taboo role playing later on that night.
jesus, what a cunt.
i know it's yelling at a wall, but how the fuck does she tolerate being treated like this?
Look at the body language though. His torso is facing forwards, away from her…there is a large enough gap between them that Footface has to lean forwards to be kissed, while he maintains a neutral posture. His left arm is draped over her shoulder, the hand is barely making contact, almost as if he doesn't want to touch her. If this was genuine, their torsos would be pressed together, he would be holding her with full flat of the hand contact in a more tender manner. And that kiss…eugh - apart from being vomit inducing, they are kissing with closed lips, pressed together (at least Gerg is, for sure)..absolutely zero tenderness whatsoever. But his moronic fans will say "Aww cute! Goals!" and other assorted bullshit because they lack the life experience to see what's right in front of them. That, or they are just plain stupid.
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Just watched it. His standard "comedy", dresses up as Eugenia and then kills her. Dressed as Batman, he says "how's my dick look?"; the next scene is focused on his socked package.
But it did contain this gem. A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Please let this be the beginning of some type of ______gate incident.
Her ego is easily as big as gurgs. I've never, in my 28 years of life, heard someone compliment themselves so much. That was unbearable to watch. And the disgusting kissing, VOMIT!>>590601
Without a doubt.>>590668
I had a scrap with this nutjob on Twitter, I told her, "It'll only be a matter of time before your posts on lolcow will be revealed just like Booty's were."
I was just rattling her but it worked, she went crying to gurg and pretended to be all naive of lolcow kek.
If she goes for a visit it will be delicious milk, she's insane. She would definitely sleep with gurg behind lames back.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Why is she pushing this emo narrative and that her parents didn't let her dye her hair black? all her old pictures just show a basic suburban blonde boring girl
If they let her bleach her hair and dye it red, I'm pretty sure they would let hair dye it black if she wanted to.
(Or are you telling me they were so tight to not let her teen daughter dye her hair black but they let her have a older boyfriend at the age of 13? )
When I was younger my parents were against me dying my hair black as well.
Parents probably know that black hair doesn't suit everybody and that there's no going back from it.
Lambo's parents probably just wanted to spare her from running around for a long time with hair that doesn't suit her.
Awww, that probably sends away crying some of his hardcore fans who now know they'll never have a chance with him because Lainey is his twinflame.
Yet another video in which Lainey quite passively cucks him and ruins his chance of having a trinity.>>590609
Yeah, there's something peculiar about this whole situation…
Leaked sex tape (for more views and showing those damn haters) when?
Yeah I thought the same, it was obvious they were doing that to show the haturz their marriage is GOALSSS>>590598
Also wasn't she pregnant when this happened?
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this comment on his "MY MOMEY BEAT ME" video made me lol
You can tell it wasn't a playful shove either. The way Taylor's smile instantly drops and her face takes on an almost guilty expression as if she's had this response before is jarring. And the look of disgust on Greg is telling as well.
No amount of camera cuddles is going to convince "most anyone" that Greg feels anything beyond "momentary attraction" towards Taylor.
That reminded of this weird spin Onionboi puts on the age discrepancy he has with most of his partners.
He will bring up the age of the women at this current moment, in 2018.
I cant remember word for word but he'll say something like>and look at my wife shes 23 thats not underage.
does he not understand that everyone knows that he started talking to Taylor at 16 years of age, then flew down to New Mexico to fuck her in a seedy hotel at the age of 17. It doesnt matter that shes 23(24) now.
I wish I could find the videos hes said this in. Its been more than once Ive heard him use this mind game.
You mean when he pushes her off him while shes trying to get some lovin?
Yeah we all saw that here >>589724
I don't think he grabbed her boob
His hand landed in there to push her away
First time that gif was posted it looked like he was copping a feel. It didn't look romantic if that helps some people cope with it better.>>590723
Onion loves to twist facts. Sk gets considered one of his 20something partners even tho he was cheating on her with teenage Sh and ended the marriage when she was like 23? Sh has also aged so he likes to claim her age now as being relevant to when he dated her.
The only 20 something year olds he dated before marrying Lainey was AJ who dumped him after 3 weeks and he thinks flirting with Hannah Minx on Skype constitutes as a full blown love affair with a mature woman.
This girl is trying so hard to wiggle her way into the swamp trailer but if you take a look at her photos on IG and Twitter (the photos that dont have big eyed cutesy filters) she looks a lot like PoopBeck, and we all know how that ended.
I doubt either of them will fly her down for a trinity tryout. Shes just another one of those stupid, love struck girls they string along for the Patreon cash.
Id die if he took his next harlot from Buffalo NY, talk about the trash wanna be emo kid circa 2009 capital of the world. I’ve seen her around at the bigger mall in the area she reeks of desperation and her upper lip looks more tragic in person.
Would sage if possible, this also probably belongs in the flake thread.(>>>/snow/)
maybe he'll replace lamey with >>590668
now that she's too old for pedo onion
It's the whole reason she's 'trans'. I'm sure he makes her feel like 24 is ancient, not to mention she is a mom to two kids and didn't get to freely enjoy her youth. She's also under so much stress that she's legit not aging well.
The reality of being a 24 year old grown ass woman sucks, but if she adopts a male persona, she can be a teen boy! No need to consciously deal with the hell that is her reality, she's young again!
I honestly feel bad for her in that regard.
Honestly, I think it's terrible for any girl/woman to look in the mirror and see how gross and sickly they look esp to others.
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Forgot to include the photo
Was doing some snobbing on Mama onion and her personal Facebook page is directly connected to a drug rehabilitation ministry. Maybe there is truth to the drug use?
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If Aunt Kellie spells her name with an “ie” it looks like she owns a charity boutique with The Ministry. I’m not shaming either Aunty onion or mama onion it looks like they are involved in good causes and doing good work for the community. But drug addiction may be more than a beer or weed for the young onion growing up
He's never really gone into detail about the family functions him and Foot go to. But hes mentioned in passing hanging out with his mom sister and cousins on the holidays.
This is perfect timing since Halloween, Thanksgiving and Xmas are right around the corner.
Im sure he'll sperg because hes uninvited to all the upcoming family functions.
Classic Ogre. He's losing his mind if he's not allowed at Tami's house for the holidays.
It's like with his dad, when Gerg lost it because his father stopped sending him presents for Christmas. Despite Gerg giving him nothing in return except another "my dad is a child molester" video.
He expects everyone to suck his micro peen but he also wants to kick and stomp the person without complaining. Maybe he should consider buying a slave off the deepweb.
I hope Tami doesn't put up with his shit and teaches him a lesson.
If they don't spend Christmas at Gergs moms house, they're gonna sit alone with the kids at their house.
You know Gerg would rather die than visit Lamp's parents.
Funny that he books hotel rooms when they come for a visit and passes trips to NM because they don't like him because he stole their teen daughter, but Lamp gets dragged to mama onion all the time despite her hating her and calling her Tranny.
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>>590946>It looks really nice!
lol still thirsty and trying hard to get in good with the wife
Little does she know that Lainey keeps a close eye on all of Gregs little stalkers.
If you show any kind of interest in Greg, Lainey is most definitely lurking all your social media on the daily.
Oof imagine being over 30, pandering to middle schoolers with content that absolutely demolishes your personal dignity and strips you of all respect and not even getting views for it. Jesus. He could just do camwhoring and it'd honestly be less embarassing.>>590555
If he cares about anorexics so much, why does he only ever go after EC? Has he ever mentioned Ashley?
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Shes asking her fans for video ideas because shes a basic bitch with no originality. How often does she plead for ideas? I swear I see her asking every other week.
So I guess we can expect another-
"I Move Boxes And Toys Around The Swamp Trailer For 10 Minutes In 2X Speed"
She asked on her IG story last night, too.
She knows she has absolutely no talent at anything. She’s not musically inclined, as evidenced by her god awful tone deaf singing. She’s not artistic. She’s not athletic. She’s not cultured in any way. She’s a terrible cook. She’s not funny. She’s not intelligent enough to make competent reviews (seriously literally every time she likes a palette she says the phrase “it has virtually no fallout” like its some grand obvservation).
Screeching about how gay you are, how much of a soft boi you are, getting cucked by your husband, and complaining about everything like the first world bitch you are do not count as talents, laineythot.
I don’t know anon, she seems decent at gymnastics. It was a hobby she did for years before Anus, before he could suck that life out of her.
She won’t do it though. It would be a cute video to see her taking the kids to a trampoline place like those other videos of hers, but she can’t risk offsetting her weak, smol, pale, fragile soft boi image by doing anything athletic.
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I was searching for videos of Pedobot doing gymnastics last week and I came across this vid.
Being a gymnastics coach for young girls would be perfect for her and Shreg. She and him can pick out the shy, vulnerable girls whos parents arent really in the picture. Then tell everyone shes mentoring the girl and start the grooming process. Similar to Sarah, but she'll have a wider selection and the girls will live in their hometown, no need to spend hundreds of dollars to fly in the new victims.
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What happened to all that sod he laid down a last month? Latest video shows the backyard looks bare.
Something to do with that soil erosion and eco destruction situation?
don't worry, if this isn't the right area, his sod will die anyway, since he laid it down on top of sticks, debris and didn't do anything to allow it to take.
all that money and effort for naught.
i'm honestly surprised he hasn't ranted about how the people who sold him the sod lied and ripped him off.
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Is the thumbnail in her latest video suppose to strike fear in the hearts of the GOP?
All it did is crack me up.
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She is such a joke.
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We Will Not Be Erased (#TransRightsAreHumanRights) | Laineybot - Transcription
Hey guys, it's Lainey. So I'm sure a lot of you have seen the news lately and that Trump is trying to redefine what "gender" means. So let's just read it:
So this from the New York Times reads, the Department argued in its memo that key government agencies needed to adopt a explicit and uniform definition of gender as determined on a biological basis that is clear, grounded in science, objective and administrable. The agency's proposed definition would define sex as either male or female, unchangeable, and determined by the genitals a person's born with. A dispute about one's sex would have to be clarified using genetic testing.
So essentially, Trump is trying to define trans people out of existence. By saying that a person's gender is unchangeable. So, if you are female at birth, that cannot be changed. You cannot (waves arms autistically) become a man even if you are a man. Unless you have male genitals at birth.
What really really really irks me about this whole thing besides the obvious is them talking about how it has to be "clear" and "grounded in science" when science supports transgender people and supports being transgender as being a real and valid thing. Science supports nonbinary people. Like, it is proven in science that people are transgender and people have been transgender since the beginning of time.
Several indigenous cultures had genders outside of the binary so it's not like this is a new radical made up thing that people are jumping on the bandwagon for. Like we are real, valid and not going anywhere.
You can't just redefine our existence so that we disappear because we're not. That's not gonna work, it's- we're not gonna change. All it's doing is hurting trans people and make the resources they need inaccessible to them.
And another reason I really don't understand this is because we're not hurting anybody. How is being transgender or being nonbinary or being anywhere on the gender spectrum how is that hurting literally anybody? Me being nonbinary does not affect anybody's life except my own. And that goes for every trans person ever. It doesn't affect anybody's life except their own and not having access to like resources and things that they need deepyl affects their life more than our existence could ever affect any of your lives.
So I just kind of I guess wanted to make this little video to remind you guys that you are valid, that we are not going anywhere, and that we will not be silenced.
I was on the fence about making this video cuz it's political and controversy but it didn't feel right to just sit in silence while this happened around me because it not only affects me but it affects many of my friends, even if I wasn't a part of this community I would wanna stand up for this because trans rights are human rights, and anyone who disagrees with that is wrong.
And I hope that any of you allies watching this will also stand up for us and will also not let us be silenced. And I'm sure this is really upsetting for a lot of people it's very upsetting for me as well and it was shocking to read this when it came up in my feed because it's 2018 and you think we're at a point i this country where we would accept people and where we would embrace diversity and just love our fellow human, but apparently we're just on the backwards track right now. Which is also a good reminder for you guys to vote.
If you are of voting age, please vote. Please vote for these midterm elections on November 6. I'm gonna be voting, my ballot just came. Greg's gonna be voting and I honestly have never voted in a midterm election, I've only voted for two presidencies and I have always thought that voting wasn't a big deal besides from the presidency. As I'm getting older and learning more about politics and learning how the system works and learning about all the injustices that are currently going on in this country, I know how important it is for me to vote in these midterms, its a very important midterm and its important that we all vote especially if we want to see a change in this country and if we want to see the quality for people it's not gonna happen right away but this is how it begins. We have to go and vote and we have to make ourselves heard.
Anyway, thank you guys for watching. Please don't let this get you all down on yourself and make you feel bad because you shouldn't feel bad. You shouldn't feel your existence isn't real or isn't valid because it 100% is, and that is also grounded in science.
I hate to agree with a laundry transcript, but for once good on her for saying this even if she is making it about her. Any awareness on this issue she can raise is just more help to protect trans rights.
That aside; she’s not trans. Not personally effected because of it but if this message was being put forward in an ally perspective good. Her trying to get “IM LGBTQ PROMISe” points, hmm. Also lain, please go to an actual hair dresser. Even if you’re growing it out. Jezzzzz.
Also, minor niceness aside I highly doubt Grot and her are even registered to vote from what she’s saying. Never mind that she’d ever get her husband to vote for anything that wasn’t “suk mi time on demand”
I know this question would be more of instigation and way to poke her in the eye, but has anyone ever asked her what bathroom she uses when out in public?
If she was asked during a livestream Id love to see how she'd dance around the question and act indignant for even being asked that question.
Im sure that her "gender fluidity" gravitates to the female whenever nature calls at Olive Garden.
It's honestly sad that they won't attend family holiday parties when it comes to Clot and Trot. Their grandparents, aunts and uncles, and cousins are the only other important people in their lives that they EVER see and interact with, and holidays are one of the only times they get to do that. At least one of Onion's sisters has children around their ages, too. With Madison and her child out of the picture already as well, their little circle just keeps growing smaller and smaller. It's depressing to think about them just sitting at home with their creepy parents arguing, filming, and fucking in the background all day for the rest of their childhoods.
(I know supposedly Trot is in daycare, but you know nobody is going to let their kid hang out with him outside of it based on who his bizarro parents are.)
She tags herself as "onision girlfriend" and changed her name from Taylor to Lainey…
She uses the female bathroom at Oliver Garden.
Dude, yeah, she's not trans, like you said. But she projects herself as a one, so of course she's going to post something on this.
It's literally a 4 minute video of "oh my god it's controversial should I post this, but transgenders are not wrong, it affects me, it's controversial, I wasn't sure if I should make a video, I'm upset.">>591176
hit the nail on the head. The most of a fuck she would give about it would be her skimming through Twitter on her phone, saying to Greg, "can you believe that omg" and forgetting about it a week later.
Lainey is not going out on a limb to raise awareness about some under-the-radar matter. She's taking advantage of it.
Of course she does, it probably eats away at her on the inside that no human being with a pair of eyes would ever
see her as a smol teen uwu boi
You can't change your chromosomes, ergo, you can't change your sex. You can only change the gender that you present as.
Men and women can have different medical needs based on their biological sex. It would be dangerous to treat and examine trans people (and those who claim to be trans but haven't gone under hormone therapy).
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Any patreon anons want to recap/reupload his 2 latest money grabs?
Also, a 35 year old has-been father of two making a video about "emos" (kek) catching pokemon is just…depressing. Emos not a thing anymore Gergles, kill yourself. Actually emo was only a thing AFTER gregma was out of the age that is the standard awkward teen years. Yet more evidence that he likes 'em real young like
I didn't get a pic but he's also tweeting about how being nice to someone does not mean he wants to be with them. OK GRANDAD AND PATHETIC SPACE-MID20S-MOM JUST LEAVE JESSE ALONE PLEASE
i sometimes wonder if she's even aware how heavily she copies the people she sees around her. i mean, you do something often enough and it becomes second nature; the B skinwalking was obviously very, very intentional, but she bites styles and mannerisms from so damn many people, I find it hard to believe she's aware of 100% of it.
Or maybe I just can't comprehend that level of delusion, insecurity and self-hatred.
She may be turning in to Obesion more and more as time passes, but I just can't help myself feeling a little bad for her.
The time she spent being groomed by Onion and then married/bearing his spawn to him were years she should have been developing and figuring out who she was. >>591234
careful now. biology is transphobic, these days.
It's pretty apparent Lameysplot has no identity or actual, grounding sense of self. Excuse the armchair, but she was a little below-to-average intelligence extremely basic teen girl who was in an abusive relationship and then groomed and caught by the also extremely unstable object of her unhealthy (and embarrassing tbh) obsession.
She never had the chance to have the normal human growth for a personality or real identity.
Everything she does is a copy or regurgitation of shit her husband feeds her or something else she saw, usually some shit she found on tumblr, her "feel-good" place. She is stuck at mental and emotional age 15 and it's glaring to outsiders
I will never be turned on again after seeing this.
And Anus said he’s a 9/10, pfffffftttt.
it's always either stereotypical pretty boys who are about as smooth as onion's face, or ugly motherfuckers like him who have massive, bloated egos.
it's really hard to tell which is worse.
tl;dr sex is not gender
and I'm sick of these idiots relating the two, since men and women can have different health issues so birth sex will always be relevant. And you know, the whole facet of "gender" was created by a psychopath but whatever.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Not gonna lie, I’m hating the fact that Greg isn’t getting any backlash for how he treated M. He’s going to keep getting away with hurting young woman because it’s constantly swept under the rug.
how dumb do you need to be to fall for Greg's "I'm changed! I'm a new man! Honest faxxx!", when he does this at least once a year; every couple of months?
Or should I be generous and chalk it up to naivete, for the young ones? Anyone older than 20 falling for his routine needs some sense smacked in to them.
This needs to be spoilered. I'm triggered
at least this person seems somewhat skeptical - but we all know he's just trying desperately to find someone who will give HIS channel some sort of shout out so he can finally gain new viewers again.
It feels like he's tweeting at all these new randos as some sort of Spray and Pray method.
Yea but the last election was in 2016, she was 20 then. And one before that was in 2012, when she was 16.
She was never old enough to vote for the obama era, so wtf second presidency did she vote for?
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Saw the old video of him critiquing Filthy Frank, and I was baffled that he doesnt see himself in that character.https://streamable.com/0sb1k
Not to mention the fact he jokes about miscarriage and losing children. Along with cheating on his pregnant girlfriend with a mannequin and saying it's okay because he just decided they were "poly". He's really going for that wow factor with the gratuitous swearing and sex talk, wow so surprising. Oh and it ends with him putting his new "child", a baby doll ($10 it's Clot's), through his woodchipper.
He obviously lurks here because he pulls a lot of points made here as his hilarious "comedy". He's about as original as his wife.
I wish I could say all of this is in poor taste, but can we really expect any different from Grugly?
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Is Gurg blind? Bieber looks like a Ken doll that has scribbled on.
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Are they though? I thought they hated each other over the Tyler thing? Unless they made up since? Sorry, would sage if I could.
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You support neither of those things tho Greg.
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This is the second time Ive seen him use the premier option.
Anyone konw why hes doing this?
Does he think its going to up his viewership or tweak the analytics?
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This looks like its a reupload from 2016.
What the fuck is he doing putting out all the bells and whistles making it a "PREMIRE!" and its an old video from 2 years ago hes just rehashing.
Anus will find a way to blame his wife, since she’s not uploading to BeautyThot anymore, nor does she stream on YouNow anymore. Her shitty makeup videos weren’t even getting 7,000 views anymore, correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you need 10K to be monetized?
Who actually makes more now anyways?
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Naaah, it’s because he bought twitter followers. I guess 10 replies per tweet hurts his ego so fucking bad
the stark changes in his eyebrows give it away
I don't think he's gotten any since M left though
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Recent pic. Botox were?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
seriously I wish these onion stans would GTFO.
way too much defense of his appearance lately to be random anons.
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Any of you botox denying geniuses want to explain how the middle part of his forehead is completely frozen but not the rest of the forehead? Or can we stop derailing with this nitpicking garbage?
>>591559>Anyone konw why hes doing this?
I think it's because when it 'premires' it's 'live' so subs can view it as if it's a live stream and donate their shekels.
Basically to make money from the live chat shout-out system because possibly the money made from views isn't enough.
source: pewds is doing the same (as well as other people)
Which one of those issues (acne vs. wrinkles/sagging/wear) makes you look your age? Which issue would keep Narc Gergenstein up at night worrying about losing his 14-year-old alt girl fans drying up?
It's classic Gergenstein tbh. Anything to net that vulnerable poon
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What’s yelling at your son over Mario Kart then?
He seems like the type to think of real abuse as just physical and maybe
molestation too. When he described his mother being abusive it was mostly physical and also some mentions of the stepdads, religious wackery and poverty. But he didn't say a whole lot about mental abuse which I'm sure happened more with a mom like his. Her poor boundaries also fucked him up but he acts like that is no big deal. I guess this was my long winded way of saying he doesn't think it's that
bad to insult your small child over video games or alledgedly hold them while screaming at a young girl. He probably tells himself that T is too young to remember anyway because he like to yell a lot and is too lazy to realize his faults or change in any significant way.
Not too get too far into a children tangent, but has anyone from the house talked about what the children do during filming?
Watching him dress up as random characters and screech alone in a room can't lead to good socialization.
They've been in the background of a ton of Lainey's videos, whether visibly or audibly. I really think she has them all the time and just tells them to be quiet while mommy talks to the camera. I guarantee he makes Lainey watch them when HE films though. He probably uses the whole "children should be with their mother" excuse, like he did when he tried to sign away Trot to run away with Billie. You just know he thinks his filming and ~special alone time~ is more important than being around them.
Maya said Lainey has to balance taking care of the house and children by herself 24/7 while also trying to "work." I bet the only alone time they had with their dad was that hour a day while she streamed, and she doesn't even do that anymore.
but anon, Gerg is super edgy.
So of course he just remembers every bad little thing that happened but nothing good.
He always suffered and was mistreated but he remained the good, caring, honest guy every dad would love seeing steal away their daughter.
this HAS to be the pic for the next thread
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Yet another dumb and unnecessary relationship video. Thanks for reminding us yet again that you married a man who is known for rushing into marriages with teen girls.
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This is fucking nasty and I hope someone takes her kids away from her gross ass before she starts teaching them that this kind of shit is okay.
Why would you try and teach young girls who are most likely underage, ways to snag an older man?
Gross gross gross
Teenagers do not need to be thinking about dating older men, LameassBot.
Teens should be shyly crushing on other teens who are their peers. Teens should be young together, and fumble into love gently and innocently.
A teenager with a man who is almost 30 is disgusting and fucked up. It's also illegal in lots of states.
Just being with someone so much older puts the teen at a disadvantage. The power is in imbalance. Poor 17 year old Taylor Elaine, she has no idea how badly this is going to end up.
I wonder if she took a page out of FrankenHeads book, and made a targeted "advice" video, not to her fans, but to that One Fan she may be trying to convince to date her monster Sebaceous gland of a husband.
If you made it this far, here is a clip of Lainey in NM when she was "allowed" to attend her grandpa's funeral. https://youtu.be/Jay4zerVeFQ
First off, at :55- 1:15 she speaks about being allowed to attend her pawpaw's funeral and being happy to be able to be with her mom….. because she has missed about 10 funerals in the past couple of years. Subtext is, Lainey is not permitted to see her family, and only her mother maybe twice a year. Um Greg, controlling much??
And at :30 seconds she announces that she's a lot more happy and comfortable being there, subtext is, happier far away with her family, than stuck at home with her screaming, autist husband.
All this small clip shows is that, No Lainey, a 17 year old dating a 26 year old is a very very bad idea, and that your tips and tricks are bupkiss. Hooey!!!
>>591767>a 17 year old dating a 26 year old is a very very bad idea
It's like she has no idea how teens get into sex trafficking, rape, prostitution and murdered.
I hope she gets a lot of backlash.
that is number 1. Number 2 is be dtf them in a seedy hotel, on a desk, straight away when you meet for the first time. Oh, and better start working on dat blowjob skill.>>591767
Imagine catching your daughter watching this toxic dump of a video, banning onion content in the house and hearing from your daughter that 'b-but lainey married onision when she was 18 and he was 26 and she is perfectly happy!' and then discovering the trainwreck that is their relationship
Fucking ew, Taylor what's wrong with you.
How can she post this and choose that kind of a title without hating herself.
Take a shot for every "but I'm 24 now" and "luckily he was no psychopath because this could've gone very wrong"
>>591767> she speaks about being allowed to attend her pawpaw's funeral and being happy to be able to be with her mom because she has missed about 10 funerals in the past couple of years
This is legitimately insane. How is she ok with Gerg forbidding her to attend funerals?
>hey Greg my …. died and the funeral is next week>you already saw your family a year ago Lainey! Why would you even wanna go there, God isn't real and funerals are stupid crap for stupid Christians
She really doesn't care about her family at all… she has to put up with Gregs sister not inviting her
to her wedding, his aunt and mother hating on her and calling her 'tranny' but she can't even go to her family's funerals.
Yeah thats the problem.
See, Greg loves the cutie young underaged girls because they don't know any better about anything, especially what constitutes a small penis. Kek.
But Greg likes Alt type girls too. So sexy, so exotic! They are so cool!
Here's the rub.
To Greg, he views his partner, whomever they might be, as an extension of himself.
That's why he gets angry at alt-type girls when they express independent thinking and individuality.
He wants the girls to be controled by him, he wants them to submit to him, to change for him, to become extensions of himself.
With the underaged girls, its much easier to control them into whatever he wants.
If Greg can't control something or someone, he goes… bananas. Lol. Sorry. Lol.
>This is legitimately insane.>How is she ok with Gerg forbidding her to attend funerals?
She's not. But what can she say? She's already deep in her own trap, swam in there of her own accord, and chose to spawn with the crabby, craggy, carapice affectionately known as Tomato Face.
If she were to ask for thing, for herself, Greg looses his damm mind.
How he screamed at Sh lawyer?? That vid he posted?
Lainey for sure gets that type of attention when she "messes up" or pisses Greg off.
So how could she ever say, hey, my great aunt died, can I go to the funeral?
NO LAMEY, YOU NEED TO STAY HERE WITH THE KIDS. AREN'T YOU ASHAMED, WANTING TO ABANDON THEM?! I NEED YOU TO BE HERE, I NEED TO KNOW WHERE AND WHO YOU ARE WITH. NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU F*#@OT, YOU'RE FUCKING ANOYING MEEEE!!!!
shes been beaten down so, that she flinches at everything.
You start to feel bad for her, then she releases >>591761
with the intention of teaching underaged teens to subjugate themselves to an older, more wrinkly and smelly stale old guy with even wrinklier balls bigger than the actual dick.
She deserves those 2 inches that she gets when Greg de-feminises to the point that he sees her as a 12 year old emo boy.
Tips and tricks? I beg your fucking pardon? Tips on what? How to sneak behind your parents back to fuck on a hotel desk not an hour after meeting in person? How to lie about going to school and really be living with someone a decade older? How to get married the second you’re 18? How to get knocked up only months later?
Christ, she’s so self absorbed she doesn’t realize that this is how real life horrors happen. Sex trafficking is real. Abuse is real. Rape is real. But no, let focus on how much Greg cLeArLy still LoVeS her since he strangles and bites her during sex, because twin flames uwu is no much more important.
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Ummm, have I missed something?
No one cares how she got an "older man", people care how she got a YouTuber. Her deluded fans either want tips to steal Greg, or to gold dig.
I mean, you guys already covered the other aspect.
>>591761>tips & tricks
tips- tweet at your older man insistently until his wife divorces him and the rebounds he shacks up with realize hes crazy and leave him. He'll eventually notice you.
trick- lie about your age when you finally do talk to him. If you tell the truth and say your 16 he may run, so fudge the numbers a little.
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RIP my sides, that last bit where he’s on the couch. Top kek, anon.
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"what it's like dating an older man"https://vimeo.com/297173858
Her advice in the beginning is to get to know the person and make sure their intentions are good.
Because, you know, it's not like an immature and naive teenager being easily manipulated and a poor judge of character is the reason predatory relationships even happen in the first place or anything.
Teenager girls ALWAYS know when the creepy older man proposing marriage to them on the internet has good intentions or not!
Synopsis of what she says during this video:
- She's making the video video because lots of people ask her about this.
- It's important to listen to your gut and take things slow, because there are "a lot" of great older people out there who would make awesome partners, but there are also lots of bad people who can use the age gap to their advantage. Be aware of red flags, because you can be putting yourself in a potentially dangerous situation.
- When she was 17 she thought she knew everything and was an adult, but now she realizes how scary some of her decisions were at the time. Luckily for her she found someone who is good to her and makes her feel safe, so she "lucked out."
- Many people will judge your relationship – most of her family and friends and some of his family disapproved of their relationship at first. It made her feel conflicted because she loved Greg, but had other people in her life telling her he was bad. However, they didn't even get to know him at the time, and now they actually like him and think he's a good person.
- You can have more in common with an older person than you realize. You know a lot of the same songs and movies, they just make you think of different points in your life (things that remind Lainey of "elementary school" remind Greg of "a different point in his life.") This can be fun because they can teach each other about new things that they might not have known about if they dated someone the same age as them.
- Having an age gap makes your relationship feel more special. It's cool to Lainey that she and Greg even ended up together since they're from "completely different walks of life," but that's because they're "soulmates."
- The age gap seems much less significant as they get older. It has "always been legal," but now it seems less important. She used to think about it and feel insecure about mentioning it to people, but now she doesn't think about it anymore.
- Relationships with significant age gaps are "normal" and it can be just like dating someone who is two years older or younger than you.
- It's important to realize you both are equal in the relationship and both offer important things. She always thought Greg was more mature and experienced in life, so she let him make all the decisions in the beginning. She says this was not at all influenced by Greg telling her she was too immature or couldn't make the decisions herself. He has never made her feel like her opinions don't matter or that she isn't smart, and always encourages her to be an equal partner. She has realized over time she has important opinions and perspectives, and that she and Greg are equal partners who bring
"different things" to their relationship and household.
- Just because the older person is older doesn't mean they're more mature or that they can't still learn things. Lainey says she is more mature than Greg, no offense to him. She's seen a lot of maturing and growth from him throughout their relationship too, not just from herself.
- As long as everything is legal and both people are good to each other, there isn't a problem with an age gap relationship because adults can make their own decisions.
There are so many problematic
statements and outright lies seeping from every line of the video. It's marvelous.
Didn't he also make fun of her tumbling to a point where she completely dropped that hobby?
There's a video out there adding a crashing sound effect whenever she's bad at tumbling.
The chances of an age gap relationship actually working out are very slim. 50% of marriages are likely to deteriorate, and it's even more likely with an age gap. Most people that have an age gap (myself included) have to attend couples counseling to overcome and address power imbalances based on age, even if you have a wonderful marriage. Whether it's other people thinking the older party has an authority or the partner being inconsistent.. it can affect the autonomy of the younger individual. It is so important both parties attend individual + couple's counseling. The fact that she doesn't make a point about how:
a) There is a reason why men who disproportionally date young women is a red flag. Girls their age don't want them for a reason.
b) most of the time it has nothing to do with the younger person's maturity (which is often used to justify), but it is the lack of maturity of the older party.
c) It's common to have the younger party grow and change interests, which can also make it harder for the relationship to stay strong since what you bonded over is no longer part of your interests. Like Lainey's music that onionboi hates.
d) if you begin to discover things about your sexuality, you won't be able to explore too far (could be why they're poly)
e) you will NOT get to experience your youth in the same way.
f) things WILL be awkward around friends for a while, granted my friends were fine because we met at a concert in the dark, and many of them were there and saw how young he looks (he didn't know my age until our first date and weeks of texting.) He literally met her online knowing details about her age.
g) you will have dehumanizing experiences if you are a younger woman. ex: men sometimes try to high five my husband for having a younger wife (I'm in my 20's and got married two years ago & he's in his early 30's) It's not cute and it can lead to feeling objectified, but it's usually after I disclose my age. My husband purposefully does not disclose my age without my go ahead.
h) no, your relationship gap is not cool. If anything, it's an obstacle you have to work with in order to have a healthy relationship.
I am not meaning to b blogging here but I think I can actually give some insider info if some anon wants to make a video basically telling her to stop normalizing age gaps. It takes a lot of work and commitment to make it a functional relationship.
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I bet it'll be similar to how Lainey was on This Is Life with Lisa Ling “Gender Fluidity”
There was a segment where they talked about gender discussions on the internet and you see a couple of 1 second flashes of Lainey.
Its just going to be a quick glimpse of multiple YouTubers and Onisions mixed in there somewhere.>ok my part is coming up… wait… wait… OK PAUSE! there I am, SEE!
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I used to enjoy when Shreg and Foot would argue back and forth via Twitter.
Shreg shut that down a year ago and I guess told her shes not allowed to tweet about her displeasure in the Onion household.
I cant believe that she stopped cold turkey. Shes a life long victim/whiner, she has to have some outlet online for that. I know she has a private Twitter, but she should be crying about something daily and we'd see her fans reply with asspats.
You think she has some super SUPER secret account?
Uh uh what's happening now?
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The Teslas were fancy
But that's it
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I assumed that she did all her crying to Sarah after Greg said no more airing out their dirty laundry online. With Sarah gone whos she going to cry to now? Shes way to paranoid to start telling secrets to any of these new tryhard girls looking to be the new B.
When he had to sell his Teslas he (yet again) had to spin it in his favor.
It wasnt just that he couldnt afford them, he made some stupid analogy about eating with a fork and what if you could only lift the fork to your mouth at a slow speed all the time, but theres times when you want to eat fast. He was basically griping about how slowly the Tesla automatic gull-wing doors open, and THATS the REAL reason hes selling his "fancy cars"
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Child predators are really thanking Laundry for her video, huh?
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I really wish that Hansen had done one of his predator stings in Washington state.
I hope she gets fucking flamed for this. It isn’t about age gaps, it’s about normalising pedophilia/ephebophelia. Her fucking fan base are tweens, this is so fucked I don’t even know where to begin. >>591976
I really hope this is a troll but something tells me it isn’t. Regardless, Pedothot needs to be cancelled immediately.
Imagine being so insecure about continuing to age out of your cryptkeeper looking ass husband's prey range that you put him grooming you on a pedestal. She's thinking wistfully on the times he looked at her with anything else but disgust at this point.
I hope all the anons that fawn over her "potential" as a mommy vlogger realize she doesn't give a single shit about her kids. She spews this dangerous tripe, she contributes to their awful environment, and still thinks she's the most victimy victim to ever be victimized. They're a means of keeping her husband tied to her forever and not much else.
Oh great, she's telling her young teenage fans to "trust their gut" about older men.
When I was in high school, having a secret adult boyfriend was a coveted fashion accessory. The gut feeling was wrong because we didn't know how fucking dodgy those loser men were.
And no shit you can be more mature than an older man. That's why they're predating on teenagers, they're manbabies. You're endorsing creepy manbabies to your impressionable audience, just because you threw your youth away.
"Take it slow"
Hansen: Have a seat, Greg.
Greg: What the fluck?! Is this a set-up? YOU ARE ALL SO DISHONEST. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE SO DISHONEST. JUST BE HUMAN.
Hansen: Why are you here tonight, Greg?
Greg: I was just trying to find a new camera-man to work on my hit youtube channel with me! You've probably heard of my Banana Song Video?
Hansen: Really Greg? Because it says here in this chat log that you wanted to make this teen girl become your slave and have threesomes with you and your wife.
Greg: Those are all fake! You LITERALLY can't prove I typed that! Show me the FAAAAXX!police officers approach him
Greg: I'll have you know I'm a trained military cop!
It would be grand.
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Wonder what’s going on in the onion household?
>>591945>a) There is a reason why men who disproportionally date young women is a red flag. Girls their age don't want them for a reason.
It's something to put a pin in, but there's lots of reasons why someone may prefer to date a different age group. I date older because guys my age aren't going to want to date my ass that's ready to settle down. A guy might date younger to avoid a woman's biological clock longer for them to mature.
I do like that Lainey mentions "as you age together the age gap doesn't seem so massive". Good job Lainey you described maturing. Of course its not as jarring to hear a 24 year old mention their 32 year old husband, but they also don't know that your 32 year old husband had been grooming you since you were 16.>>592044
It's so strange to see a mother of 2 regress into a teenage boy. Is she leaving crispy crunchy socks all over her room?
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He briefly changed his twitter profile to this yesterday. I dunno wtf that was about.
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Sarah looks good here
Lmao it looks SO bad
I figured that the shitty clip art they made in the video was going to be used as an example, and that the tattoo artist would draw an actual tattoo. But NOPE this bitch actually got a tattoo of clipart flowers she found on google images.
Also I heard that yellow tattoos fade fast and looks shit most of the time… and yet it’s the colour they used on the biggest flower lol
The shading / colouring of the whole thing is SO ugly
What the fuck, can’t get over this
Her trans shit is fake af though.
By the time Trot is 13, she'll be a cunty soccer mom lifestyle vlogger or fingers crossed she is free from onion and has stopped the tranny shit and is a normal person.
I don't see her carrying on this shit more than a few years.
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That mullet though, I thought it was Christina Ricci's character in the movie monster for a second (and that's not a compliment)
He's such a creep about pubes. He immediately associates hairy vaginas as being dirty or less hygenic. Wash your hole and wear clean undies everyday and your vadge will be clean, hair or not.
Mind you he probably sperges about the hygeine thing because deep down he likes shaved because it's more 'teenage' to him.
I personally think bushes can look kind of attractive, cleanliness has nothing to do with pubes.
He's so childish about women's bodies with his weird preferences.
Reminds me of how Tom Cruise tried to control every aspect of Katie Holmes's pregnancy. Like she wasn't allowed to scream or cry during childbirth. If a man said that to me, I'd jam a lead pencil down his urethra and tell him not to cry.
Yeah I agree.
I have no doubt Lainey skinwalks Billie and Greg is still obsessed but the colour scheme of the flowers is a reach.
You could say the same if she got a blue flower because Billie used to always have blue hair.
Definitely a reach.
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it looks like a badly done coverup but it's not even covering anything
it reminds me of shitty art on notebooks you buy at target.
fuck i can't even tell what flowers these are supposed to be.
Thats awful. All them tats are awful.
Most think she's still trying to skinwalk B. It comes off as more as skinwalking Sh to be honest. B's tats had a different style, more elegant that what these yahoos pick, all yoshi and clip art stencils.
Not saying Sh tats were lame or cartoony, but its more that she added a lot of design aaallll over, and compares to Lameys original 2 relationship tattoos, it's just not <cool> enough, in her head.
All her tattos are about greg, its sick. I think that after a huge huge messy fight, greg pesters his Left Foot to "prove" her love to him again, because she somehow hurt his delicate feefees, and says, "tattoo my name on your shoulder," the chin responds, "no way," he stamps his leg down as he yells "you're not fighting for love!!!"
"I'll get your birthstone color tattooed on me instead," she says, as the saliva droplets spray onto her cheek, staring into one angry red eye, unable to catch the attention of the other eye gazing at the ceiling. "I'll tattoo flowers on me with your birthstone color, just please, band-aid is getting scared," she says, shrinking away from the screaming hemorrhoid, so red and sore, its texture, so bumpy and scratchy, like cut cactus spines. A visible sheen of plasma mixed with oil and pus glistens on the talking fissure as Greg remarks, "good."
Billie's tattoos were way nicer. I mean I've seen that style before, it's not super original, but the placement seemed to flow better and the linework is way better. Her mom is a proffesional though, it's not like she goes to random ones like Lainey.
Also, why does Lainey keep getting flower/girly tattoos? The most masculine tattoo she has is the thing on her foot and even that is pink. Yoshi I guess is unisex, but even then…
Wow that's bad.
Guess that happens when you feel like getting a tattoo and just go to the next best shop that can give you an appointment in a few days.
I hope she's proud running around with that all of her life.
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>>592100>>592135>it reminds me of shitty art on notebooks you buy at target.
Ironic/Iconic, you decide.
Where's her binder?
Peep that dystrenderphoria.
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Hmmmm, possible twins?
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And the original picture.
Haha. Do you all remember when he said that he can stick his peen in deeper when his partners are shaved? And that's when people started wondering about his peen size in the first place?>>592176
I really really hope that's a god dash darn coincidence, but then again, I wouldn't be too surprised about her lack of creativity or will to put any work into anything.>>592100
Am I the only one who's slightly being reminded of a uterus? Maybe I'm reaching…
Her tattoo looks like the outline of Mickey Mouse
This is one of the ugliest tattoos I’ve seen. The placement is weird too.
this looks awful. But then i remember all the other tattoos she got which makes this one seem like a masterpiece.>>592112
for some who is woke about feminism he seems to bash women for every decision they make. What a hypocrite
At a good shop you wouldn't even get an appointment this early.
I wonder how much she paid for this…
Tattooing someone something real shitty and letting the person go out into the world like that reminds me of Vicky lol
I just noticed that Taylor is -still- not wearing her ring.
Something's going on, or the cheap piece of shit probably broke.
I'm sure it is unrelated, but the asexual community adopted black rings as a symbol so they can spot and meet other asexual people, maybe someone pointed that out? I doubt that, it is a reach, but it is a thing.
I just want to know the reason.
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The original inspiration vs somehow what Gurg managed to make for Plainey.
Evolutionarily, we developed pubic hair to keep dirt/diseases OUT of our vaginas.
Let's be honest, Greg likes it bald because it looks like a little girl…oh, excuse me, a teenager.
actually pubes aren't for that (many people don't even get pubes near the vagina entrance), they're designed to hold sweat to increase pheromones. that's why men have them as well, thats also why armpit hair is a thing. it's not for safety at all and more studies have come out showing pubes are actually less hygienic cause they're designed to hold in more sweat.
i'm more surprised gurg doesn't shave his pubes and pits since he's such a clean-freak.
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I'm pretty sure it's her sixth tattoo.
The first 2 she shared with Gurg
The lavendar sprig on her collar bone
The elephants on her thigh that Sam drew, which I always thought was weird>>592200
And the volGAYno, never forget the volGAYno lmao!
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I'm not misleading, it's the thumbnail Lainey actually chose for her video! Lol, I just found the large version through google.
I'm sure that they do hold sweat but come on, it doesn't make any dirtier having long pubes if you groom yourself properly.
Wish I could sage for pube talk.
I agree with other anons, it's probably the teen association for him. It's a very childish thing to be picky about hairy women.
oh no, sorry to imply that's why he
doesn't like them, i just hate the myth that they're for protection or something.>>592242
yeah, i should have used quotes lol>>592248
how the fuck many pubes does he have for it to go any deeper without them???>>592227
i know this is kind of old but fuck i hate that tattoo.
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He just wants to be pure anon.
More like he ignored her and raped her in the ass and later claimed he "didn't notice" and Sh was too meek to contradict it.
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Late but here's a compilation of all of her current tattoos. She really needs a better artist, all of her pieces look like they where colored with cheap markers.
Tattoos she still wants to get:>"all of it together" matching with greg>dance Gavin dance 'motherless' album art on inner bicep>The Used heart behind her ear>sunflower on shoulder blades>something TBS related on her ankle>heart on her hand below her thumb (billie has something similiar I believe)
christ they're all shittily done and basic.
>yoshi tattoo. doesn't even play games
get a sailor moon tattoo next plainey (wait, that first one isn't meant to be a sailor jupiter one is it?)
also someone said earlier that rainbow lump was meant to be a volcano & I've been thinking it was a pudding this whole time.
It’s just so awfully done and not organic or flattering at all. Her tattoos look so flat and one dimensional.
She also needs to tone down the highlight, she straight up looks like the tin man here.
She says something in the beginning about wanting it on her arm, but that she wont know until she sees the design…. did the tattoo artist just CHOOSE not to redesign it?? Or was Laundry confused?
Also, you dont put ointment on the tattoo the day you fucking get it. It should be able to dry out and breathe.
And, while I've never had a colour tattoo with yellow before, yellow does fade a lot faster… but I think its bullshit that their skin isnt "taking" the yellow ink. IT'S THE DAY AFTER. You wouldnt notice it. The tattoo artist just did a shit job saturating it. What a fucking idiot
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When did she get the yoshi and for what reason?
Since when is she a Nintendo fan big enough to tattoo a Mario Universe character on her? She should have went with Birdo anyway kek
She probably just watched Greg play it and pretended she does too.
Yeah she should have gone Birdo. At least Birdo is trans.
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I sincerely hope that people continuously comment>oh wow thats such a cute mickey mouse head made of flowers
I think that would piss her off
Wearing her Nirvana shirt from her "goth" transformation video lol.>>592196
Her new tattoo video and dating an older man video she's wearing her silver silcone wedding band. She has a black and silver one. >>592379>Mario has always been a big staple in our relationship. We've always played a lot of video games together.
From Foot's tattoo tour. Shreg must get off on branding women because now he's designed 3 of her tattoos lol.
It doesn't look that different when its blurred out lol>>592393
No, C was born early November.
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Sounds like one of his recent videos got flagged.
Not sure which one but these three fit the time frame.
I truly hope which ever video it was it was on the same channel that his Helen Keller video got flagged and removed, and the one of the naked tits got flagged and removed. 3 strikes and you are out Onionboi.
Maybe Taylor Elaine has been really smug and condescending towards the tattoo artist as well and she (I think the artist was a woman) is just happy to get rid of Lainey, so she agrees with most of Lainey's decisions, to make a quick coin and progress with her day.
Just my two cents.
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It reminded me of those Mickey subliminal messages Disney puts in all of their movies lmao
What a stupid fucking tattoo
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thought I’d share an unedited screenshot from that heap of autism
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Such a happy marriage. Onion boy literally looks like he wants to die
I also don't fully understand why she made him be in video (or any for that matter) to just yawn and look miserable.
Megan you're dumb.
There are already enough websites similar to YouTube.
The problem is that they don't get as much traffic as YouTube, so they are no competition.
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I love how he's grabbing her arm and turning it around to look at the tattoo like a retard.
For a brief second she looks like she hates how he's grabbing her.
Bitch is looking like a clown with that spot of highlight on her nose.
Greg just looks…ugh. His eyes nearly slides off of his face when he yawns.
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onion wearing a suit, fingers crossed he's been forced to go out on a job hunt irl.
I think it’s the opposite, the artist probably warned her that yellow is the most often rejected color (or so I’ve heard) and she immediately thinks her skin is rejecting it. >>592503
I can see the business card now>Gregory Jackson - Actor, Director, Singer, Inspirational Speaker, Amateur Model, Youtube Celebrity, Value Village cashier
He's often wearing suits or ties, I don't think it's as big as you think.
Fingers crossed he's getting an actual lawsuit for destroying wetlands in November.
10k? Hardly. More like half of that.
And to be honest, with 2 kids 5k a month isn't that much money on top of other expenses. Even if you're spending the bare minimum on them to keep them alive, fed and clothed, it's still not that much. Consider that a fat portion of their income goes to the mortgage, car payments, and before the mcmansion sold (assuming the deal went through) they were paying for that too. Plus utilities etc.
I don't doubt that the onions are hurting for money or at least have none left over by the end of the month but both of them have plenty of time to get a fucking job and continue making shitty videos their syncophants will eat up.
Just look at someone like SimplyNailogical, who has a full time job even though her channel is a huge success and she's even admitted that they make way more on YouTube than both her and her boyfriend's incomes combined (and they have good jobs). But they're actually intelligent enough to know that the YouTube ride could come to an end at any time and so they keep their jobs and save their money. And she still maintains 2 channels with millions of subscribers.
Why is Mickey Mouse melting his ears off?? They are sliding down his head, just like how Greg's eyes are melting off his face.>>592515
This must be why when visiting YT, if I type up Onision in the search bar, the results will not show the Onision Channel option, like, at all. Anything related to the main channel never shows up. Hooray!>>592577
Oh Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy!!!!!
Boring Lamey just droning on and on about boring stuff.
Greg just dying of regret inside so much, the Botox lost its holding power, and his eyes did the melting thing, they always trying to escape.
So spot on anon, so spot on!!!!!
Kekkkekkkekkkekkekkkekke!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
>>592500>Bitch is looking like a clown with that spot of highlight on her nose.
She chooses to ignore that a highlight on the tip of ones nose only looks cute for small petite button type noses.. not .. what she has. It only highlights the fact that her nose is big in a rly unfortunate way. >>592478
For real now, I swear she has that chin scab.. pimple or whatever it is on her chin for like years now! Is it just never going away because she keeps picking at it and then putting on layers of foundation over the thing while it's open or what..?
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Idk if it’s because my English is bad but what does he mean here? Is he trying to hint at him being poor or what? That little “anyways” is so cheap and masks his intention so bad. Who falls for this?
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Its really creepy she, a 24 year old adult, refers herself as young boy. If it was a adult guy claiming to be a young girl EVERYONE would be creeped the fuck out.
Secondly, its said her fake gender is her entire identity
I gag at the thought of what nasty batman (or joker) and robin roleplay awaits. I gaurente shell be showing off her nasty chewed up neck soon
I laugh every time I see him wearing NASA.
"Hey fellow kids, I fucking love science too!"
Because a boy will pose in thotpose #261 with his tongue sticking out and put it all over insta.
For someone with an undergrad psych degree, she sure is confused how a teen boy’s mind actually fucking works
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Onion is still making videos about his mom, his most recent speaks video is about what true forgiveness is and how he won’t forgive his eebil parents. Crazy tammi is acutely aware of onion’s manipulation tactics. She is the master after all.
anon meant it's his son who will hit on a girl brought into the house for Onion, since he loves 19 year olds. When I first read that comment I thought maybe they meant Lainey would steal teen Ts girl, that whole household is screwed up!
So she's been lurking and decided to try to come up with a tattoo that has "meaning" because up until now her tattoos don't have any real relevance to her or her personality?
And she failed at it?
Does she forget that it’s mostly women who dress up as robin and For some it’s so they could match their boyfriend?
Oh Lainey, u can’t even boy right.
is that a real mask or did she use paint over her face
im seriously asking
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Found Greg's side gig. He wishes he looked this young.
Sam mentioned that a big part of Lainey and Gregs conversations revolve around youtube analytics.
Hows that for romantic?
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It cheers him up?
We all know Shreg doesnt go out that often, and when he does its because hes being dragged to Target or Olive Garden by Plainey.
I guess you have to "read between the tweet."
When hes out in public he depressed because theres no way to ditch his horsefaced wife.
At least at home he can lock himself in the garage, or when hes forced to collab in her videos he can push her off him and walk away half way through.
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insert I’m only happy when it rains by Garbage here
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Twitter pic's been changing quite a bit lately.
Gregma's been feeling ugly.
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At least he’s almost
lmao he straight up looks like carrot top in the header.>>592805
i bet this is true, actually. people tell him things in confidance assuming he is intelligent enough to realize he shouldn't be telling the world about someone's rape/abuse/etc, but because they did not say in so many words "keep this private and never tell anyone" he does it and spergs out that no one ever said to keep it secret!!!!
>>592804>Gregma's been feeling ugly.
It took him this long to realize that he looks like the embodiment of vomit?>>592845
I hope he did. The only thing Maya's messages was missing was a LOLBEMAD to send him over the edge.
Well, let's be honest: Gregory Avaroe's just really bad at handling money. I bet if Taylor Elaine had known that before getting bound by marriage and children, she'd never have gone for him.>>592804>>592809
The background reminds me of Joy Sparkles BS a lot.
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I tinfoiled this a while back because of how he defeminizes women (short hair, no makeup, no high heels) and his preference for women with small breasts. Also his weird Tom Cruise-esque reaction to Cyr wrestling with his friend
dont take the bait
>>593054>Onion could not last a day in any retail position or anything that requires direct communication with someone
Ive wondered what job he could do when YT eventually implodes.
I doubt he could even get an interview with any employer with his current resume.
I see him doing something like graveyard loader at some shipping company. You are usually alone or with a skeleton crew and just load trucks all night. Its hard to fuck that up
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give us money to celebrate our shitty relationship kids- greg 2018
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Last month when it came to the highly coveted Patron 1-on-1 Discord chats he had 6 scheduled chats with Mike, Respit, Blasian, Lizardqueen, Respit (again, that needy little bitch) and Mary.
This month theres only 2 Patron 1-on-1 chats scheduled, and Ill bet you both are Respit.
I wonder if the shine has worn off those pillow-talk sessions he offers to his high paying patrons. Have his loyal fans started to lower their pledges and started that slow ghost on him?
Patreon…… btw patreon! Patreon!
Also, this shit reminds me of when I worked in a elementary and this was in a fucking classroom. Jesus christ, Greg.
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>>593117>>593125>DM Onision on Patreon to reserve this day
~translation~>Why dont you humans want to pay me $100 to talk to you anymore?
October had 18 days of some kind of interaction with his Patrons.
November has a grand total of 8. Are they dropping like flies?
And what the fuck does he mean by>New post to Patreon however no patron gathering
Is it his way of saying hes just going to upload uncensored videos to Patreon but do fuckall with his paying fans.>>593126
I thought the same thing. Reminds me of a school lunch calendar. I was looking for PIZZA DAY! on Friday.
I'd love to see that trainwreck tho
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I know everyone hates them now, but its still funny.
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I’ll post the mirror later but lol
>calls herself a boy
>still wears makeup
>still carries herself femininely
>makes slipups like calling herself “boy robin” and says she’s “dressing up like a guy” when she dresses up as jughead
Sorry Lamp, but "turning myself into a guy" implies that you're a girl.
Peep your constant self-misgendering.
Either Taylor and Onion are being very DL on another trinity, or neither can trick any young girls into joining them anymore.
I just cannot even understand. Imagine making your family unit, the thing you are supposed to protect, a spectacle, just so you don't have to pull a 9-5er. JFC Greg, get a job and quit e begging from children to feed your family. Same for your wife.
it's 2018. tumblr will defend anyone, shitty as they may be, as long as said person claims to be trans. it's seemingly frowned upon in tumblr and snowflake comms to criticize or call out a trans person for any wrongdoing, even if it's unrelated to their gender identity.
lamey knows this, of course, and will hold onto this bandwagon for dear life as long as tumblrinas keep treating the trans community like perfect little angels incapable of wrongdoing or harm.
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tfw the collar of your ill-fitting sears suit from the "my first suit" line for kids sits too tightly on the bite marks from your moron husband
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Whenever I see Gerg use any sort of picture editing tools it reminds me of pic related. >>593154
Half expecting her to soon come out as "trans age". At least I won't be surprised. She probably just still waits until it is more "accepted" lurking on tumblr, waiting for the right moment to do it. I mean she basically already refers to herself as teen boy, while being a 20+y/o mom.
At this rate he won't have any high paying patrons left by January. Maybe except that psychotic German. >>593141
You gotta give it to Lame, she's exceptionally great at being garbage at literally anything she does. Hair dyeing? Disaster. Food making skills? Can't judge for taste but from the "Day In My Life" videos you can tell her food looks half assed. Non-binary transmasculine uwu petite boy? She even herself admits to being FEMALE from her videos. Gay? How can you be gay (like women) and a transboy (man) at the same time? It boggles my mind.
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The smugness is worse than ever.
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Anon you beat me to it, I was just coming here to post this weird little tongue thing she does.
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her chin friend made an appearance!
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The transformation is complete
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now she’s a real uwu boi
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So I, a black woman, was a patron of Greg for like a month, maybe two. Just because I was bored and wanted to see the discord and stuff but nothing serious. I messaged him a few times and we had a conversation thread going…
I left long before the black woman hair video came out, but i still decided to message him about it. This was his response.
In addition, he literally makes no real connections with his patrons which I’m sure you all knew. I have FIVE separate threads on patreon from him….one with our initial convo and FOUR asking why I’m not a patron or something along those lines. Instead of just following up with a personal message on the thread we already had going a probably mass message was sent out
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For reference from above
I think the issue with Lainey is not that she's necessarily a transtrender, but that she's confusing her Peter Pan syndrome and unwillingness to grow up with being trans. She hates her hips and breasts because they're secondary sex characteristics displayed by ADULT women, and Lainey wants to be a 12-year-old space price uwu softboi forever. It's also why she goes so far out of her way to emnphasize her anxiety, her helplessness, and her childlike qualities - she wants to be able to avoid adult responsibilities and be taken care of by an older, more powerful, domineering man for the rest of her life. If Greg left her, she'd hop straight onto some other dominating narcissist's dick. She is incapable of taking care of herself and, at least in her mind, will always feel the need to seek out a man to fill the protector role for her.
It's also why she thinks she's bisexual, imo - I think she confuses her obsession towards other smol, cute, soft uwu girls as romantic/sexual attraction. Which is also why she just wants to "date" them, hold hands, and - at most - kiss them; because she's not ACTUALLY bisexual, she's just very intensely preoccupied with obsessing over mimicking the behavior/style of the type of girl who inspires feelings of innocence in others. But she'll never be able to find a woman who's as aggressive and narcissistic as she likes in men. Really what she's looking for is a pretty, vacant muse to obsess over.
That's the impression I get, anyway.
I actually think it's a good thing that they're together, I don't WANT Lainey to leave Greg. Imagine how much they would fuck up other, normal people if they started dating someone other than each other.
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you might want to borrow one of lamp's sports bras for those titties obesion
Never understood how people over college age still use Tumblr I thought it died back in 2012 or when yahoo took over.
Transtrending is just the new subculture for gay emo and scene kids. And the democrats went HAM on the identity shit during Hilary's campaign pushing even more susceptible deluded idiots into thinking being a freak was an empowering movement and politicised the fuck out of it.
The whole transtrender bullshit is now mainstream and they love labels so I'm sure Lainey just follows shit on twitter. Back in the day in these vapid subculture groups you went elite with music knowledge, now you've got to pretend to have an authoritative opinion on some bullshit pseudoscience. Real science accepts gender and sex anomalies and endeavours to ease suffering of actual afflicted people, Lainey's immature school of thought essentially follows if you think hard enough you can achieve any sex you want. Retards might as well click their heels together 3 times and mutter "there's infinite genders, there's infinite genders, there's infinite genders!"
I think her chest dysmorphia is from Shreg constantly saying he doesn't like big boobs (cos he is into that small teen girl body). As well as her wanting to stay younger, because she knows her husband likes them young. And her thinking she is bi is because Shregery has a fetish of seeing her with another girl and kept telling her she's bi until she choose to believe him.
It all comes back to her manipulative husband. She wants to be everything he wants her to be. That's it.
I agree with you on that.
But I also think that the way her breasts look now because of the extended breastfeeding is a big reason.
They probably look like two flattened footballs when not contained in a bra or mashed up in a binder.
They literally look like sunny side up eggs hanging by a nail on the wall. Her nipples are the size of dollar coin. Unfortunately we have seen them in her shitty spa video she deleted as well as pictures where you can see them.
She bitches and moans how she hates how her boobs are so big, yet deliberately chooses to breastfeed for five years straight. She’ll keep going until Clot decides to stop like Trot did. Since Clot’s only two, she’s got a couple more years to go most likely.
It’s ludicrous. Most people stop well before a damn year.
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Her nipples look like erect hot dogs from having babies chew on them for so many years.(spoiler your shit)
I wanna agree with the whole "transtrending is the new emo/scene" trend but most people who were emo back in the golden years are way into their 20s now. I can't see anyone past the age of 18 being a transtrending non-binary Tumblr loser unless they're mentally challenged or had their youth stolen like Lame.>>593462
While not every anon would agree but I agree wholeheartedly. Lame deserves Grugly and Grugly deserves Lame. From a neutral standpoint a divorce would mean that both of them would move on and maybe find someone who would be actually compatible but that means risking more people getting involved in their herpes orgies. (If they're stupid enough to not have googled the swamp couple, that's another story.) I find satisfaction in them staying together because we all know they are miserable. Grugly doesn't deserve fresh puss and Lame doesn't deserve someone famous to leech off of.
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Greg giving out very healthy mental advice.
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>shames other people for being "dirty"
>get UTI twice in one year
Uncircumcised men are more likely to get UTIs, so this just confirms that he can't be bothered to actually pull back the skin and clean his greasy uncut cheesestick properly every once in a while. And he complains about women having smelly vaginas. shudder
I'm getting sick just thinking about it ughh.
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That whole cranberry thing has been proven wrong. It's only a prevention not a cure. I hope the infection travels to his kidneys and bladder. Then he can chew supplements all he likes and still be in pain.
Hey Shreg, you need antibiotics but by all means, ignore those no good doctors and chew your cranberry tablets. I'm sure it will end well.
Oh and be sure to sit at your computer all day and drink like fuck all water…I'm totally sure that helps too.
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He is truly one of the most intelligent humans of this century
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his grasp on how the female body works is baffling
What do you expect from him, taking his kids from house to house?
Uh duh… he only has evil hippie neighbors, why would he want those
people giving his kids candy?
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The houses around his area are way to spread out to walk door to door. Plus hes still pissed that all his neighbors ratted him out about destroying his backyard and burning trash illegally. He'd accuse them of poisoning his kids, when in reality it was Footfaces cooking.
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Four more days and we should be enjoying a Twitter spergout.
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Who the fuck takes selfies with bowls of food on the ground?
Anyone else wonder if Taylor is waiting this marriage out?
Shes counting the days until the 10 year mark because so many states give out perks if the divorce if filed after that.
Im not sure what the specifics or divorce laws are for Washington state but in many states if you divorce after 10 years of marriage the court retains the right to order that alimony be paid to the lesser-earning spouse for as long as she needs it.
A 10 year marriage is also considered to be a long-term marriage by the Social Security Administration. If you were married for 10 years of longer you'll be eligible to collect derivative Social Security benefits based on your ex-spouse’s earnings record when you reach retirement age. Those derivative benefits are equal to one-half the amount your former spouse is eligible to collect, based on his earnings over his entire career. So Taylor would be able to keep dipping into Gregs wallet even when shes old and gray.
twf Shregery is so stupid that he makes Lamey look smart next to him. wow.>>593889
istg ever since this bitch dyed her hair black her smugness level went up through the roof. You can tell she feels like a "cute emo boi" now. Similar to how emo kids felt in like 2004 when their parents allowed them for the first time to dye their hair black. IDK where her smugness comes from, since the black hair literally makes her look like social reposes retarded sister but—
I suspect it's from some sort of adult toy, as we all know how he likes his "alone time."
I've read there's been an influx of cases of UTIs, bacterial infections, and thrush etc from a number of sex toys on the market, if they're not cleaned and dried correctly, they can cause a ton of issues down there.
IE- Anusion penetrating his dollfie fleshlight for 45 minutes straight, for the third time that day, without cleaning it PROPERLY, inside out with special toy cleaner and then proper drying with a CLEAN towel or air dry. (He wouldn't have the patience for air drying. Seems like he must fap multiple times per day.
Anyway, Now he has cranberry pills so he can spunk all over it like that My little Pony figurine that was Yellow and mouldy from multiple loads of multiple years and no cleaning.
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Halloween is over ugly but yeah this is pretty scary
Can't wait to see what's going to happen with that whole thing.>>593889
Doormat does of course.
Not to mention she pretty much revealed to the world that he never goes down on her, so she probably gets little no pleasure out of sex, besides the pleasure of pleasing Anus. Pretty humiliating considering he wanted Billie to sit on his face, but he won’t preform oral on his own life. Doubly humiliating considering during his great FAAAAAX spergout he kept calling Billie smelly and Laundry “my really nice smelling spouse.”
He begged Billie to sit on his face so he could please her but always had Laundry blowing him while he kissed B. He wanted to look at something pretty while closing his eyes to avoid gazing down at his horse faced wife.
But omg twin flames guizze uwu
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Here's an update on tractorgate, anons!
"I USED TO BE A COP IN THE AIR FORCE! BE A HUMAN! REeEeE!"
God, I'd pay a pretty penny to see that shit.
Thank you neighbor! I hope they kept up the videos and pictures to show Onion working past the stop date and then ruining it further by putting down sod.
Does this mean Greg has to show up to defend himself before they sentence him?
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Credit to KF but here's the neighbor's evidence that Greg sperged about, claiming the neighbor came on his property to get.
So much for claiming it was just a small tractor for getting rid of weeds.
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Greg (slightly tinfoiling here) appears to have reported his neighbor for clearing the cattails in the water and one (1) or more cedar tree(s). Greg consistently is proving how much of a fucking child he is lol
I hope the government fucks him over on his bonfires and cardboard burning too.
Very true, plus we don't know if Greg knows about it anyway, but I really hoped for it to be a surprise that he can't prepare for.
It's ok, though, even if they lurk, they're in for a pounding.
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New Laineybot video where Onion tries on Lainey's favorite outfits. Seems to be another "proving Lainey is a smol bean" video, with a side of "see? Onion isn't THAT fat." He does manage to get most of the stuff on, including her skinny jeans and button-ups. When he takes off his shirt he says "This is what it looks like when you don't starve yourself." He also claims that the reason he looks fat sometimes is because he usually wears baggy clothes to be more comfortable, and that makes anyone look a little bigger than they are. Lainey seems to kind of roll her eyes at this and he gets annoyed at her.
Lots of shots of him straight up just in boxers and nothing else. Lainey nonchalantly zooms into his junk at one point. He does a little dance where he shakes his ass in boxers only.
Lainey tells him to pretend to be her while in full get-up, so he takes out his phone and pretend-ignores her, which is funny because it's always her gag about him too. These two definitely spend all day staring at screens and not interacting.
Funny enough, when they do videos like this where Lainey is putting on outfits, Onion is sexualizing her the entire time and saying how hot she looks, but she does nothing of the sort in this video. She doesn't compliment his looks once and seems very uninterested in his naked form.
The end of the video is them having a really awkward interaction that reads like a fight, where they talk about killing themselves and avoiding each other in the afterlife, he calls her stupid, she pulls him in for a kiss and he says it feels forced and licks her face instead, etc. He drags Leelu. He then asks the teen audience to rate him from 1-10.
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is the video this screenshot is from?
Seems like onion was pissed off at Lainey and she had to text him compliments even though they live in the same small house. Like why would you need to text someone you live with a compliment instead of going over to them? Like maybe if they did fight and she's testing the waters, but these twats seem to text each other pretty fucking consistently even though they spend majority of their daily lives in the same fucking house.
Blows my mind people think their relationship is #goals. After nearly 6 years of marriage she still can't confidently walk into the same room as her husband and have a fucking conversation. They have kids. Mental
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Onion stuffs so bad in this video, even though they make a joke about it. When he puts on the black leggings he has to take the sock out because of the tightness of the black leggings it will expose the stuffing. And then for the next outfit, he's back to stuffing with more crotch shots. Bigger than before!
I tried to screengrab how smooth and flat it was during the black leggings but I'm not quick enough and they're trying not to focus on the area. Then for the Dancegavindance outfit it's just back like wham!
Like it's not consistent stuffing lol. And also this video is heavily focused on his dick?
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3 looks, 3 different penis sizes.
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Expectation vs reality
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if I have to suffer so do all of you.
tiny dick confirmed thohttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1ymnsDCrCTL9JaJI66_OwB1UjrVzlI7sl
(HUSBAND TRIES ON MY FAVORITE OUTFITS Mirror)
omg that first one is ridiculous.
but I guess its believable to a bunch of 14 year olds that have never seen a real dick bulge before
>>594092>if I have to suffer so do all of you.
tiny dick confirmed tho
Tinfoil: you remember all those years Gurg claimed he was sterile? My guess is this is why.Probably assumed his tiny, tiny dick was shooting blanks. Luckily (or unluckily for Lainey) it only takes one good swimmer to hit the jackpot. BTW doesn't overheating lower sperm count? All that packing probably killed off a few million swimmers. God he really does suffer from Little Dick Syndrome.
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wew Greg, let's stuff a little more realistically next time.
That's not even disgusting to me, it's just really, really sad.
He's making a fool of himself, especially since Gregory Daniel Avaroe / Jackson basically leaked dick pics himself when he was rolling around in the bed in a skirt and wig, forcing his junk onto his viewers.
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At least he’s decided that one pair of socks is more “”reasonable”” than five
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As much as I'd love to talk about how small Greg's pecker is, he recently uploaded a video (movie length) about someguy's video.
I'm also curious as to what he'll do when Pierce County fines him thousands of dollars and/or throw him (and Lainey) in jail.
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>>593967>90 days in jail
Oh shit. Gif related.
This video made me sad and uncomfortable. Why would Lainey think anyone would want to watch this? Her fans hate Greg, there's not even a half-assed attempt to be humorous, and this has to be the 800th video she's made about trying someone else's clothes on.
What really bothered me though was how hard she tried to make their relationship look like they're a spontaneous, fun couple perpetually in the honeymoon phase. It's so exaggerated and clearly "for the camera" that it proves how inauthentic her videos are. Is she trying to convince us that her husband isn't a dumpy Youtube has-been renowned for his shit storm relationships? Or is she trying to convince us they're an ideal, hip couple worthy of envy? Watching this video is like watching footage of when my aunt and uncle started acting grotesquely affectionate and flirty because they were desperate to save their marriage after she found out he was having an affair.
I don't feel sorry for her but I do feel embarrassed for her.
I used to think Lame was always in it for the cool points and thought she was something special for nailing a "celebrity", but she isn't blind. She must know by now that the majority of the internet thinks her husband is a washed up chode. So unless she is riding off the high of having one-up on a handful of 14 year olds that still like Gurg, she has some other motivation going on.
Personally, I feel it's the most boring reason. That she has been hammered down by an emotionally abuse asshole and she thinks it's easier to stay than leave. (which is a common issue in these types of relationships) so she's just riding it out. As for why she keeps putting Gurg in her videos? I think it's for the very reason she told us at the beginning. She is uncomfortable infront of the camera and having him as the main star of the show takes the pressure off her to be entertaining.
I don't believe for a second she never reads the comments, so she has to know people hate seeing him in their video. But I don't think she actually cares what they want. She's doing this youtube thing cause she has nothing else going on, and she keeps gurg involved so she isn't solely responsible for the content.
Literal pale pudgy mini-Franenstein monster omg lol
He's so fucking ugly! >>594085
His pathetic stuffing attempts just look so weird next to the complete lack of effort he puts into the rest of himself, and yet is willing to show off? lol just why dude? A monster made of corpse flesh is actually more fuckable than this greasy mess. At least the monster had masculine proportions and a giant body to match his giant head
I know what the hell are they thinking?! That looks so frickin dumb. See, if either them had any inspiration or talent they could have turned this into a comedy video where after each cut the stuffing gets more and more ridiculous, until it's larger than his body or something and neither of them mention it.
Instead we have a mid-30s and mid-20s couple/parents having the dad try on the wife's basic bitch boring clothes. Is that supposed to entertain anyone? (besides the 10 or so literal retards and underage speds who fixate on them).
What are they even going for at this point? How uninspired can 2 fuckups possibly be
literally kekked that looks like a goddamn bowling ball.
Ffs Gergenstein, ffs
Sorry but Greg is intentionally stuffing his crotch to showcase to majority young audience. How is that not noteworthy?
Also you've added fuck all to the discussion, this is not a live discussion you can reply to past posts at any time.
I don't care either way at this point, but I will say I wonder if Greg stuffs his yamsack because he knows it's a win/win. Fans will think it's real, lolcow produces 100 posts about his tiny dick.
my question is why does he want people to think he has giant engorged balls?
No one cares how Grugenstein takes literally anything posted here or on kiwi, or anywhere else. His opinions and thoughts are meaningless garbage, no one cares what he effeminately screeches about to his gaggle of mentally ill fats and teens.
As long as he broadcasts his trite 2edgy garbage and pathetic life we're going to laugh at it. If he chalks this up as a "win" and revels in having "shadowfans" good for him tbh, people like that need wins where they can find them
Thot is such a fucking basic bitch it’s like she’s a walking meme. And Grot is white trailer trash, so it’s a match made in heaven (or hell, depending on how you look at it). There is literally nothing interesting about her and she knows it, which is why she keeps up with the translarping. She’s ugly, stupid, smug, boring, sheltered, spoilt and selfish. She has never worked a day in her life, she has a degree from a cereal box that is worth fuck all and clearly didn’t teach her anything, she doesn’t have any hobbies beyond being a cunt to people on the internet, she has no personality and she’s not a nice person. How the fuck does she have any fans?
>>594079>Seems to be another "proving Lainey is a smol bean" video, with a side of "see? Onion isn't THAT fat."
Greg fits her clothes but she's so small uwu and he's supposed to be sooooo tall, not to mention his fat head. Like, I'm surprised he can get tshirts on with that thing.
Also ew @ boxers
Desperate for some unicorn or new Patreon subs I guess…
how many tshirts do you think they both own
i mean, look at this shelf suffer now that they both dont have their own walk ins (kek)
and im p sure those plastic bins ive seen in photos around the house are filled with more clothes