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No. 225017

Ijs, this is my first time starting a thread.

Stumbled across this guy, he seems to think he's some successful horror writer or some shit but all evidence points to him being a lonely basement dweller that is mostly unknown or disliked by the horror community.

This is some of the shit he's lied about/ the admin's troll FB for him:
http://devourmyfootlong.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/1footlongcansavealife/

>He claims he wrote/ helped write some of the Star Trek movies and episodes.


>Is an "author" but all his titles are basically glorified fanfics of Jason Voorhees


>Says he made all this money {1k+} at a Martinsville Horrorfest even though none of the other guests were paid at all

(Bonus: Picture of him sitting all alone: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/11221283_1678770332366606_7796079849289117810_n.jpg?oh=192b5dc01698b2d8937c7bd103ea516e&oe=56B8B768)

>Claims to be friends with celebs like Johnny Depp or Youtuber Jesse Ridgeway


>Made up a story about being assaulted for attention


>I guess he "saved" some girl he imagined's life? Her name is "Guadalupe Gonzalez":

http://horrorbob.over-blog.com/article-hero-89675819.html

Guy gives off such a Chris Chan vibe. I'm sure there's a lot more out there.

FB: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorEricMorse
Google+: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+EricMorse/posts/p/pub
Twitter: https://twitter.com/EricMorseShow
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/cracker910/videos

He does these radio shows too but they're painfully awkward and boring so I didn't get far:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/the_eric_morse_show/2015/11/08/an-awakening-of-horror-linkville-night-part-2

No. 225028

This is very non-shitposty for a first thread.
Keep it up, OP. Not being sarcastic.

No. 225038

>>225017
https://www.facebook.com/William-Morse-AKA-Eric-Patterson-1675292869381019/timeline

A "parody" page that's almost as brain dead as Chris Chan 2.0 here

No. 225065

>>225038
And its not even funny. They're just as awkward as he is…

No. 225071

>>225038
That's the downside of the horror community. It's filled with 40+-year-old edgelords and super goffik girls who are super unique cuz girls only like kissy movies~

No. 225077


No. 225123

>>225077
How many fucking pages does that footlong person have dedicated to stalking this dude? That's just as pathetic as being the guy himself

No. 225135

I'm so fucking happy to see a thread that actually provides milk.

No. 225141

Apparently he made his own fan facebook group for one of his books. And he's the only member..
https://www.facebook.com/groups/63939216497/

No. 225147

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Found this

No. 225149

>>225147
What in the fuck did I just read? I swear this is probably William trolling himself (???). I can't imagine a universe where Harlan Ellison would give this sad fuck the time of day, much less be "bullied" into letting this nobody write the foreword of a book or wasting time writing to him at all. It looks like this dude is slinging shit at himself for whatever reason.

No. 225153

>>225149
But that is too well written for William to have done it himself.

No. 225155

>>225149
I find it weird that he would go on about how insignificant he is when he's trying to paint the picture that he's famous.

No. 225202

>>225149
I'm guessing he just want to seem 'famous' enough to get told off by a well-known arthur.

No. 235971

I'll see if I can find the screen capture, but yes Harlan Ellison did give him a talking down to a year or so ago. William or Erik or whatever he's calling himself this week kept going around calling heartland his mentor and friend and Harlan basically told him "I have no idea who you are and stop using my name"

No. 235980

>>235971
holy shit, really? I hope you find that, I'd love to see it. Getting told off by Ellison is kind of impressive

No. 236028

>>235971
He's always trying say he's involved in drama with "famous" people.

>Recently a person I’ve known for three and a half year cut ties with me. She said that one of the reasons she was cutting ties with me was because I had publiclly attacked three of her friends, one who was a close friend. She said that according to these people they did not know I even existed and that they didn’t know why I was attacking them. Then she claimed I was attacking these “innocent” people because I feel I’m not getting the proper recognition from the horror community, thus I was trying to drag these people down. Oh, and also the reason I am doing this is because I have a mental disability, naturally.


>She said that according to these people they did not know I even existed and that they didn’t know why I was attacking them. Then she claimed I was attacking these “innocent” people because I feel I’m not getting the proper recognition from the horror community,


Pretty sure this part is 100% true, he's always trying to cause some drama so that his name can come up. He's like the Oinision of the Horror Community.
heres the link for the full entry :
http://ericmorsewilliampattison.blogspot.com/2012/07/oh-but-youre-wrong.html

No. 236586

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I wish I could find my original screenshots there's actually two parts to it. 1 where Harlan claims not to know William, and William responding by saying that being older Harlan's mind isn't what it used to be. Then Harlan posted the response I have attached to this.

William is truly the running joke of the horror community and he brings it all upon himself. He's been blacklisted from conventions for stocking female horror actresses, he writes books are pretty much bad fanfiction and then when they don't sell well he claims that the horror socials as he calls them have conspired against him to cause these low sales. He is also notorious for opening numerous accounts and holding conversations with himself acting as fans or interviewers.
Here's a link to his interview with horror Bob, horror Bob is also William Pattinson so in effect he's interviewing himself to stroke his own ego. If you go to horror Bob's blog conveniently horror Bob apparently died several years ago and horror Bob's wife (also William Pattinson) supposedly turned the blog over to him.
http://horrorbobblog.blogspot.com/2012/07/is-first-of-five-interviews-that-robert.html?m=1



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