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No. 657873
Previous thread:
>>>/pt/619612Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]
tumblr:
https://funeral1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]
>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420 (to name but a few)>23 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive >Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun>Started dating her 35 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever >Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations >Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100>EVICTED from Roger’s house>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother >Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.>Seems to be gaining weight rapidly- some farmers speculate that she may be on methadone.>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself>Rodger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955LATEST MILK (or lack thereof):
>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group>Has lived with her mom for over a year now>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points>Has started to brag about starving herself>"Found" a bra in a dumpster>Started posting nudes againWill 2019 bring change for Luna? The (filthy) cards say "no".
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>>>/pt/619612 No. 657878
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No. 657883
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>joins a shaming group to make fun of other people
>complains when people make fun of her
No. 657908
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No. 657909
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No. 657910
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No. 657911
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No. 657914
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was browsing through this nyc photography page and stumbled upon fresh faced tuna and her ex from 6 years ago. the fact that she went and sought out this photo just 7 WEEKS AGO and is STILL milking her ex’s death is absolutely atrocious. she doesn’t even speak respectfully about the matter. she will never change.
No. 657915
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don’t remember anyone posting this piece of work in the last thread
No. 657920
>>657918ugh jesus i don't wanna know
>>657914pretty depressing how both their lives turned out
No. 657927
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>be an uwu ~homeless~ poorfag NEET
>have abusive daddy buy you an Instax, a
novelty camera which requires expensive film to take photos
A real poorfag would sell it ASAP to have money for food/drugs.
No. 657958
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dumping a few things from her tumblr.
only posting things that are at least somewhat milky bc she says she was banned from facebook for 3 days and has been posting a lot of irrelevant stuff (i.e. 100 pics of her random trinkets being arranged on various filthy surfaces)
No. 657964
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>>657960>hard to read but i found a note matthew wrote me five years ago!!!!note reads:
>8/29/14>Dear Luna, Today we had one of our many great adventures together, despite the id (?) problem we had a very productive day towards developing a solid loving relationship. My love and respect continues to develop on an hourly basis. We're great for each other and will have happy times ahead… >Love, Melurch sure has a way with words kek
No. 657966
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>>657964>glitter maskluna is ~so poor and starving uwu~ that she wastes all the masks she buys by applying them over her foundation like the filthy pillock she is
note the disgusting flaky state of her makeup-caked skin when she turns her head
No. 658018
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Tried posting this in the last thread but it was full lmao
No. 658072
>>657883>facing homelessnessYeah, she's doing that for a year now
Honestly, I can see her mom moving out of her own appartment out of desperation before Luna & Lurch even think about leaving.
No. 658095
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Peak homelessness
No. 658108
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No. 658129
>>658108….why the bows AND the scrunchies?
but I have to say, her skin looks tons better in this photo
No. 658203
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No. 658237
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No. 658239
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No. 658240
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>calvin klein bitch instax addition
imagine being luna's mom and having to sleep on the couch for a year straight while the dope dealer who groomed your teenage daughter takes pics of her in her underwear while they're both probably stumbling around high on h/fent, xans, and god knows what else. truly wild
No. 658243
>>658236She looks like the junkie version of a doll that got thrown into a trash, anon.
Also:
>For Tuna standards she actually looks goodSee pretty much every photo after your reply.
No. 658309
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>>658296She lives for online validation, must be hard to not get more likes or reblogs. Pic related.
No. 658373
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Tuna cmon lets be real… Nobody "left these on the ground". They were laid on a grave, which you subsequently robbed and pretended in your mind that they were given to you by Lurch.
No. 658450
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>>658296Most people probably follow her to laugh at her
No. 658452
>>658373What in the world. Unless someone forgot them and planned to come back to get them, ie., placed them on the ground to tie their shoe lol, it's kind of rude to just pick up flowers that were seemingly Jusf purchased.
Agree with anon that they probably came from a grave. Why else would it be possible to a find perfectly brand new flower bouquet?
No. 658462
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>>658450I appreciate a good lurch and couldn’t resist
No. 658464
>>658453around the time she first moved into roger and lurch’s apartment if i’m not mistaken. i remember distinctly that she would complain about how lurch didn’t like it because it made her look “old” or whatever. unrelated, but he also hates her tattoos. (sorry for lack of evidence here but i remember her posting that when they first started dating)
there’s a few pics in the first thread where she had gray hair
No. 658528
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welp.
No. 658556
>>658531She deleted the comments already. It still says 3 comments but when you click on it, they’re gone.
Theoretically I wonder what would happen if strangers were to call her out repeatedly over multiple social media platforms - not us, obviously, cow tipping isn’t cool - but people who genuinely were her acquaintances or fans on social media. I am sure the list of people who have lost hard earned money to this clown is very, very long.
Do you think she’d make herself absent on social media or would it knock some sense into her? This is all hypothetical of course.
No. 658557
>>658556it would just reinforce her
victim complex
No. 658561
>>658556She would just post about how much she hates herself and how hard she's "TrYiNg" along with a couple selfies begging for validation, more amazon wish lists, and shitty art she wants to sell for $50.
Rinse. Repeat.
No. 658596
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>21 dollar shelves from amazon, i love them. surprisingly good quality
She sure is making herself more and more at home.
No. 658604
>>658596At this point, I’m sure Luna’s mom is okay with the situation because she’s using again and boom, she’s got her long-time connect right in the house. Who knows if she was ever really off drugs? It just seems like from the pieces we’re shown, she has plenty of
valid reasons they could be kicked out
No. 658605
>>658596The plant on the left looks fuxking dead, and those succulents in the middle need A LOT of sunlight. Maybe she just close the curtains for the photo?..
Feeling like they're going to die from lack of light
No. 658632
>>658556It did happen last year on Facebook. There was a callout post with hundreds and hundreds of posts about her scamming and begging people for money. That's also when we found out that she sent people art on printer paper or some shit.
Knowing that she had spammed people on a daily basis asking for money made so many people furious and that cunt ran off to hide for a week before doing it all over again. I don't think she gets nearly as much in "donations" now as she used to.
No. 658650
>>658616her parents aren’t the angels a lot of anons make them out to be. both of them are recovering or current addicts — and yet they don’t seem to understand that they’ve been enabling their daughter since she was a teenager. ever since tuna was a kid, she was exposed first hand to hardcore drug abuse - once tuna started using herself, she was given all of the basic life necessities from her father as well as his amazon account. xans and ambien are always plentiful. her mother lets her stay in her place with her former (possibly present) dealer. there’s never any pressure to get a job or get clean as far as we know (and you KNOW if there was, tuna would complain about it online). life was never made hard for her - and thus, she’ll never be scared into getting clean. unfortunately, death will likely come first.
it does suck that they have a drug addicted, lying, stealing, and ungrateful daughter - but they groomed their lives to be this way. in luna slater’s case, i don’t think the apple falls too far from the trees.
No. 658717
>>658596Happy anniversary! They moved in last May 8th.
Her mom had held onto so many of Luna's belongings from high school that it seemed to be more of a "welcome home" than a temporary spot to land.
>>658650This.
When was the last time she posted art for sale? February?
No. 658763
>>658738This is what a lot of people fail to realize. If a morbidly obese person sheds 400lbs and you lock them in a house filled with their guilty pleasures, they're going to go back to eating the unhealthy stuff.
Tuna was complaining about her mom going back to drugs when it's completely her fault for bringing that shit into the house in the first place.
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No. 658823
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No. 658832
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oh the foundation build up
how blind do you have to be to not see that build up and claim your face is cleared of makeup?????
No. 658840
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she is a whole ass refrigerator
No. 658858
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>>658854She…. really has no idea how to be sexy and this is really disgusting to watch. Man, her cocaine confidence is really fucking up there.
No. 658866
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A bruise or poop/dirt on her leg?
No. 658878
>>658760To be fair, before she became an addict she seemed to be very interested in literature, and the way that she albeit terribly tries to imitate beat literature suggests that she was actually reading at some point. She's not stupid, she's just a shallow, self-absorbed trainwreck.
>>658823>>658832>what makeup?Damn how high do you have to be to miss the fact that your face is covered in thick, crusty patches of foundation
No. 658886
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No. 658890
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>>658854Self harm on her upper arm at 14 secs?
Spoiler for
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No. 658940
>>658890If it were self harm, it would be placed more on the front of her arm, where it's easier to reach. It seems too far back/on the outside to be self harm.
I think that it looks to be indentations from laying on something for too long lol
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No. 658952
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Lol
No. 658955
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Uh
No. 658956
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>>658890Compare to this pic a month ago.
And what's with the
TW? This isn't PULL.
No. 658957
>>658940ofc you can reach there and it's also a really good place to self harm if you want your self harm to be super noticable
>>658952she probably did scrub her cheeks but left it round her mouth cus you know she's wasted etc.
No. 658958
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Why is her cleavage going sideways
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No. 658960
>>658955Fucking gross. It looks like snot decided to bungee jump from her lip.
Clearly she can afford drugs seeing as how she's high as fuck in this. She doesn't need to sell photos and videos for drug money.
>>658958Day 165 of Luna wearing that damn red bra.
No. 658972
TUNA OMG
You whine and bitch
>>657883>god I wish people would stop making fun of meAnd then you post shit like this
>>658955>>658854>>658951???
Maybe stop taking fistfuls of other peoples xanax and fuck knows what else and then posting online.
Thanks for the laughs tho
No. 658994
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>buyers
Lmaooo
No. 659057
>>658940It's 100% self-harm, anon.
>>658956 proves she likes to cut herself there.
>>658955>>658969I-is that Lurch cum? God, no…
>>659044What account? I have been following her since the first thread and I don't remember that (can be shitty memory, yes).
No. 659060
>>659057Its self harm its just in a really weird spot that is super visable and weird to reach, youd think if she was actually a long time cutter shed know to use her thigh/shin (where she would have more control over the depth of the cut rather than reaching across her entire body to haphazardly slash her shoulders). Shit, if she was even a convincing fake shed do it on the wrist and "let her sleeve slip" instead of this Freddy Kreugar bullshit
Im going to second contesting her having read trainspotting. Luna likes to collect art and things she thinks are cultured but i dont think she actually knows anything about art or literature other than that she wants to be special by making it. She also had that long rant about how people who dont read books are smarter
No. 659061
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>>659057Holy Shit, nice find anon who pointed this account out!
No. 659063
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>>659061Really the only milk on the blog but good god this is funny
No. 659067
>>659060
>Luna likes to collect art and things from drug cultureftfy
>>659063I thought she had a MacBook?
No. 659069
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In a graveyard… probably stealing shit from the dead.
>>659067From what I remember, she had an ipad. This is the first she's mentioned a chromebook.
No. 659074
>>658760I never said she read the book? Shes clearly drugged out of her mind on a near constant basis and barely got halfway through her bpd book in two years, im refering to how shes hoarded drug paraphenilia including fictional lore of it since she was a teenager.
(But lol Scottish slang isnt a different language simply because lots of americans dont understand it kek…)
No. 659086
>>659063all still out of her moms house? Like shes just going to be loudly, exasperatedly be fapping for a camera IN HER MOTHERS BEDROOM?
Also this is going to be a disaster. Shes either going to piss off a client and get hit with the Thot Audit (potentially exposing her illegal housing situation to the authorities) or wind up realizing there's no money to be made in the flooded camgirl market and go full-service
Im shocked she hasnt already, it would fit her "sad junkie poor angel save me" aesthetic to be walking the streets
No. 659088
>>658956Sweet shit I can SMELL the Hepatitis in this picture
Also Im going to be the one to say it I guess, if she can't afford to treat a UTI (which are fucking FREE at planned parenthood and she lives a train ride away from like 4 of them), when is she going to the DR to be tested for things like HIV/Hep/etc? I doubt she's donating blood (which is how most broke people I know get free blood tests). You can have it for years and years without showing symptoms.
"My dad squirted Hep C blood at me and my mom has it and my needle-sharing fuck-skeleton who was also her dealer and I sadbragged about how everybody I know has Hep and I DRANK THE SPIT OUT OF A HEP PATIENT'S MOUTH but im clean"
No. 659106
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No. 659108
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No. 659109
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>>659061Damn she buys a lot more shit than I thought she did
No. 659110
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>met gala
No. 659111
>>659106Im not totally convinced she isn't an animatronic programmed to do the same body movements over and over like the stage show at Chuck E Cheese
Her body in gifs has exactly one pattern of motion, the "boobs, non-curves-ass hand movement or the weird leg thing like its 1750 and legs are still scandalous
No. 659115
>>659113I didnt even notice these were in the kitchen! So shes not even containing it to her own room shes literally just waltzing around the house taking hoe pix with her mother probably asleep on the couch 10 feet away.
Every piece of lingerie Ive ever seen her "model" is 3 sizes too small, those types are supposed to drape, not hold your gut in like a pair of silk spanx
No. 659132
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Luna is the most narcissistic person I've seen. Can't wait to see what happens next. Also where tf does she get clients, some secret Twitter acc maybe?
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>>659063holy shit she’s really going to try camming and calling herself a sex worker.
also, is this the first time she’s admitted that her amazon account is linked to her dad’s card? i’ve read all of the threads multiple times when i’ve been bored and don’t recall her ever admitting that - but it has been suspected, obviously
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No. 659195
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No. 659213
>>659202Yeah no wonder she has a secret blog for this. Something in her NEEDS to brag about all this junk she's getting, but if she did it on her main accounts it would completely clash with her "uwu 90% of my belongings were lost when I went homeless"
bitch you're literally shopping for furniture. not to mention all the little useless items she's buying (using daddy's card like she's a spoiled 18 year old) for herself is so extra…
No. 659218
>>659110>>659195Bitch is delusional as fuck. People are going to pay her to stop trying to look sexy and to keep her clothes on. I hope her dad sees all of these payments and cut her off.
>>659193Ew gross that smile is viiile.
>>659202>>659213You guys just don't understand how broke she is. She orders things to prove it!
No. 659238
>>659237her teeth are way worse when she talks
she used to have videos of her reading her poetry up on her youtube but they’ve long since been deleted
not only does she have bad teeth, but a very extreme overbite and she talks out of only one side of her mouth. she’s really unfortunate looking in motion.
(source: have known this girl for years)
No. 659262
>>659060>Im going to second contesting her having read trainspotting. Luna likes to collect art and things she thinks are cultured but i dont think she actually knows anything about art or literature other than that she wants to be special by making it. She also had that long rant about how people who dont read books are smarterShe uses certain stylistic elements in her "poetry" that she would only know about if she actually read the beats. She probably didn't gain anything beyond a sense of ~aesthetic~ when she read them, but she post likely did used to read at some point. Before she became an addict she was a typical art ho, and it's not some grand achievement to read literature that is lauded in art ho circles.
>>659086>all still out of her moms house? Like shes just going to be loudly, exasperatedly be fapping for a camera IN HER MOTHERS BEDROOM? Her mom's going to have to start mainlining fent to take her mind off of what's going on in her bedroom
>Im shocked she hasnt already, it would fit her "sad junkie poor angel save me" aesthetic to be walking the streetsLuna's desire for the junkie lifestyle stops where her discomfort begins. She seems to be terrified of actually walking the walk and would probably do anything to avoid actually hooking.
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She admits she’s lazy, lol. Someone should screenshot all of her posts because I feel like she’ll delete this tumblr when she realizes people know about it. It’ll be hilarious if she says she found something and then says on this tumblr that she bought it with her dad’s money
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Oh my god lol
No. 659327
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More pics of Luna's shopping blog.
I find the uwu-woe-is-me header hilarious because of what the blog is about: dad-funded Amazon shopping sprees of a NEET junkie.
No. 659343
>>659134Who thought we'd ever see the day where Luna Slater may dethrone Dolly Mattel as Lolcow's worst camgirl.
>>659328Her justifications for buying half this shit is ridiculous.
>We don't have many pillowsThen buy pillows, not more stuffed animals.
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>some pink furniture to go with the shelves again
>cheap
the pink end table she posted starts at $29 on amazon. you can get the “lack” end table of equal quality at ikea for $8.99 or a legitimate wooden table at any given thrift store for $5-10.
i know we’ve always suspected that she’s spoiled beyond belief but seeing the proof is just… wow
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Saw this on a random tumblr (image was the creepy polaroid of Luna and Lurch) with about five replies acknowledging the threads (looting the graves, calling Matthew Lurch). Not super milky but it’s always sad when it seems like genuinely nice people got caught up with her.
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Every time I look through this thread, all I can imagine is Demi Lovato playing her in a movie – like, "Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos in Monster" style. Like, the basic resemblance (and drug use) is there, all she would need is a ton of weird ugly makeup to look as crusty as possible
(sage in spirit)
No. 659392
>>659352I dont have kids myself (let alone one addicted to heroin and misery) so take this with a grain of salt. I dont think her dads that bad, probably worried if he doesnt treat luna with kid gloves that shell totally go off the rails and potentially die. Does anyone remember that pic of her and evil dad at a restaurant, where shes wearing the same pastel top four days straight and hes got an expression of being completely dead inside.
He does have some sort of boundaries because you know luna'd rather be squatting in his nice midtown apartment.
No. 659393
>>659392disagreed, her dad's a stupid lazy parent for giving her direct access to his credit card and not giving a shit that she spends it on crap that isn't improving her life situation. Instead, every time they meet he could take her to buy necessities in bulk and pay for it on the spot as a 'take it or leave it' option, but now it's so far gone and he can't be assed to discipline her.
her spending blog getting found out has refueled my a-log level of hatred for this cunt wowee. i legit wish nothing but the worst for this rancid hoe
No. 659399
>>659393She is an adult at this point though. He's not supposed to discipline her at all.
The reason he doesn't supply her with essentials is because she has never needed them. It's always been a lie. She spins two lies at the same time, one to her followers about being omg so poor pls send money help me, and probably one to her dad about how well she's doing in her art/dbt/whatever stupid "Self improvement" thing she's up to to get him to buy her gifts as a reward.
There's no point in getting mad about how stupidly she spends her money, if you are you're falling for a lie. She has enough disposable income to afford a heroin addiction; she's not even a poor person who spends her money stupidly. She's only marginally worse off than when she had the million dollar inheritance.
Asking why she doesn't spend her money more wisely is a self answering question; because she can afford to spend it on whatever she wants.
No. 659463
>>659327i just went through and did that. i was able to easily find the amazon listings she bought from for a lot of it, but keep in mind this isnt even everything:
Webcam - 19.99
Snotgirl vol 2 - 10.87
Yoga pants - 18.96
Pig pillow - 17.99
Copic sketchbook - 20.79
Copic montana rainbow set - 24.64
Copic nature set - 25.93
Copic ciao 6 pastel set - 23.40
Little twin stars sticker sheet (this is the second one she’s bought) - 12.99
Purple caboodles makeup case - 16.99
Purple nightgown - 14.99
Pink blanket - 19.99
Party size m&ms (fucking lol) - 8.28
Instax photo album - 8.99
Pink bookshelf - 21.63
Pink usb fan - 13.99
for a grand total of $271.43
wow.
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Well the new blog reveal made me see a resemblance here.. I can definitely see Luna upping the leeching game with her dad since "it's all cheapcheapcheap so what's another item uwu?"
No. 659492
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>>659434She'll never die from an OD, since she always has free Narcan for both her and Lurch. Guess they talked about her not using when he's gone (except benzos).
No. 659522
>>659352How are you still not seeing nothing will make her change? She talks about having no identity because she doesn't want to admit this is her identity. Her parents have seemed to care, ie
abusive dad still buys her shit and takes her out for meals and her mom let her move in and spent a whole lot of time getting on her back about getting a job.
I don't think anyone is arguing her parents are great, but trying to blame them for all her problems and attitude is kidding yourself.
>>659393Perhaps he's just taking a very misguided approach to trying to stop her stealing shit all day because he knows she wouldn't survive 5 seconds after getting arrested.
>>659434This weird stanning, man … what the fuck.
No. 659526
>>659522This.
I'm not sure where all the sudden hate for Luna's parents came from, but it's misguided and pretty stupid imo. Her father is probably doing this because he knows it's the only way she'll stay in contact with him, and knowing where she is and whether she's alive is better than the alternative. No (normal) parent likes to worry about whether their kid has OD'ed somewhere. It could also be that he's seen the stuff she's posted about him online and is so horrified that he's attempting to make her not hate him (which will never happen because she needs those Sad Bby ~uwu~ Points).
Also, why are we all assuming Luna's mom is using again? Literally all we have is Luna's word, not even a photo or anything, and we know she lies about everything else.
No. 659528
>>659463Damn, her dad must be quite well off if he does not mind hundreds of dollars disappearing from his credit card every week.
>>659492Imagine living a life to which this post is relevant (Sorry to any social workers that might be reading this, I obviously don't mean you).
Drug addiction is such an alien problem to me.
Luna is a really fascinating cow to me because she's both relatable and uncanny at the same time.
>>659526Personally I don't hate Luna's parents but they are halfway responsible for the nightmare that is Luna (especially her Mother). The rest falls on Lurch for being a predatory POS and Luna for being fucked in the head and okay with being a social parasite that is unwilling to change.
I have no idea how she manages to sleep when she has no income? I would lose my mind if I had to be dependent on my parents and donations of random people on the internet (uh, sorry! I meant buyers of her art and sex work).
No. 659548
>>659352>discomfort causes change ODing wasn't enough to make her stop doing heroin. You really think no longer being able to buy loads of useless shit would do anything more than make her whine?
>how do neither of her parents care that she’s unemployed?It seems her mom was getting on her ass about getting a job for a while there, and maybe she still is. But what is she supposed to do? Tell Luna to get a job or gtfo?
Do you have any idea what it's like to have a loved one that's an addict? It hurts you to see them suffer, so you convince yourself that your
support can save them. So you enable and enable and enable.
Luna's parents probably both blame themselves for her addiction, and they have no idea how bad her life would need to get before she would get her shit together. Maybe there is no rock bottom for Luna. ODing wasn't enough. Maybe she'd be living under a bridge and turning tricks for dope and that still wouldn't be enough.
You're expecting them to basically say, "Oh hey, we know you're an addict with a personality disorder and a disgusting fiance largely because we were awful parents, but too bad, fuck off until you get your shit together, and try not to wind up as a corpse in a dumpster before then." That would be
especially horrible coming from her mom, assuming her mom is back on dope, because it'd be so damn hypocritical.
Don't get me wrong, I don't believe for a second she'll ever get better as long as she can rely on them to help her, but try to have some empathy. Either they keep doing what they're doing and hope she overcomes her problems, or they intentionally hurt her in the hopes that her suffering will be so severe that getting better will be her only choice.
No. 659582
>>659576In a first-aid kit kind of way, I understand. Having it in your home cabinet. Saving it for a rainy day.
Having a fire extinguisher doesn't hurt either!
It's good to be prepared!
Hey!
Example, maybe grandma took an extra pill and fucked her shit up idk.
>An innocent mistake can sometimes go wrong? No? No. 659599
>>659548thanks for making this point. i feel like the anons whining about her parents enabling her by not putting her out on the street probably don't have much experience having an addict as a loved one. plus its easy for us to preach that here because all of us dislike luna. not so easy when she's your flesh and blood, especially because both her parents are likely enabling her out of guilt since they're both addicts as well. i don't think they're 100% to blame for how she ended up, but im sure they both feel like they are.
>>659528yeah, anons before were speculating about how he must rent the condo because it'd be too expensive to buy, but if luna is burning through $300+ within a couple of weeks without him noticing or telling her to stop, maybe he really is super wealthy. it would make sense that she doesn't fully divulge how rich he is since that would interfere with her ~uwu im the poorest poor to ever poor~ pity party
No. 659609
>>659526>I'm not sure where all the sudden hate for Luna's parents came from, but it's misguided and pretty stupid imo. It's just a fact that Luna's parents are doing the wrong thing by enabling her. Junkies don't have a hope of getting better until they're cut off. Plus Luna's shitty behavior came from somewhere.
>>659548>ODing wasn't enough to make her stop doing heroin. You really think no longer being able to buy loads of useless shit would do anything more than make her whine?ODing usually doesn't make addicts seek serious help. They do when they're in prolonged discomfort or when they otherwise are hit with the realization that they are living like an animal. Luna has an identity crisis when her pillows aren't soft enough and she has to skip a meal; being unable to buy comforts, and especially being on the streets, is the only thing that even has a chance at causing her to try and make meaningful change. This is one of the universal things that is told to family members of addicts; when you support their comfort, they don't receive the opportunity to realize that they need to change.
No. 659619
>>659609this right here.
everyone's saying her parents can't just throw her out on the streets because of guilt are missing the point. they don't have to cut her off completely, but they're doing nothing to help her in the long run.
i don't think any of them are capable of forcing a decent life down her throat (nor do they owe it to her at this point, she's a fucking adult), and her mom is fair in giving her a roof over her head out of a feeling of guilt, but there's no fucking excuse for her dad to keep enabling her by not restricting what his money buys her, ESPECIALLY when it's nearly 300 bucks for plastic pink thot trash.
fucking apocalyptic kek @ the anon whose excuse was "but if her dad doesn't allow her to buy crap on amazon she'll literally kill herself!!11!1"
i think the biggest problem is lurch. he's unambitious and indifferent but it's still someone she interacts with that isn't her mom or dad. they might not even have shit in common but she can project her fantasies onto his soggy tweaker carcass without him being aware of it while he festers away in the corner of her mom's bedroom. but i wonder, if she didn't have him or anyone close to her age to talk to, if she would notice a pattern and clean herself up to try and make normal friends again if she's still even capable of missing what that feels like. realistically she'd probably seek out other junkies, but i suppose this is just me hoping to one day see a breakup saga
No. 659648
>>659619I agree about Lurch. Tunas never going to let go of him and he’s a non ambitious, no prospects or any kind of experience and he has no future. Never has had a plan for life and he’s leaching off her at this point. He’s got a roof, food and drugs. No reason to change it. Wow, what a winner!
We sit here and read this crap while on the shitter or on break from work but I’m sure Luna’s life keep some of us very sober.
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Her legs have foundation on? They look as crusty her face.
No. 659753
>>659752I believe you but ive never seen anybody with a freckled foot. Those slippers look like they are longing for the sweet release of being one of the 97% of items lost in the next eviction
also, somebody mentioned Lurch is dealing fent/cut dope. hes going to cause an OD and kill somebody and we will get a new Tai
No. 659757
>>659619Nice reading comprehension, anon. And oh good, more excusing Luna's behaviour as Lurch is the problem. But nah, there's no WKs in here.
>>659648They're leeching off each other. Where do you think the drugs are coming from (and how)?
No. 659787
>>659745this picture fucking haunts me lmao, i wonder if she just wiped her hands on her legs while taking crusty selfies and realizing her hands are too sticky on the camera…But it looks too much like it could be a deliberate attempt to blend the foundation.
Something like Ambien can make you do something retarded like putting make up on your feet but if she was on ambien i'm sure we'd have heard about it by now
No. 659793
>>659745She wants people to stop making fun of her, but then she uploads shit like this.
>>659764Eh, it's easy to understand that anon. This conversation happens in every single Tuna thread.
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>>659745What is that huge dry patch on her right foot? Tuna, if you're going to use your dad's credit card, at least order yourself some lotion.
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>>659757oh i'll agree with you that there's no WKs, instead of them we now have people like you who sound jealous of the crap her dad buys her, and try to justify it as necessary for her survival
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she finally got her useless $30 end table.
also, i know their bedroom floor is speckled tiles… but that doesn’t look like a design to me. am i bugging or is that possibly blood or dirt?
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No. 660092
>>6599842.5 hours is a long time for her to work on a drawing according to her but she wants $50 for one
delusional
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reposting from the last thread since it was shared at the end and i can't get over this "serial killer taking a photo with his mannequin girlfriend"-tier nighmare image.
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No. 660227
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>>660227She looks like a living-dead-corpse!
No. 660388
>>660264the pills she is taking are not her's. Xanax is almost never prescribed anymore, you either get ativan as a PRN or k-pins or long term use. They don't even give out xanax in the mental hospital at least as of last time I was there. She's probably not even buying xanax, its home-pressed fent and benadryl
I know she gets some from her dad but she goes through 3 months worth in a week
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Reminded me of these two degenerates
No. 660477
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there seems to be a lot of debate over why and how luna turned into the massive piece of garbage we have today. i think while her parents and lurch absolutely had something to do with it, luna unfortunately CHOSE to be a trash person. occasionally some anons will forget that we aren’t just addressing a junkie with laughable tendencies - but a genuinely malicious person. (whether the maliciousness came before the drugs or were a result of the drugs is another argument all on its own)
i’ve been going through old threads when this one gets stale. we all know she looks graves and steals money among other shady things. — but lest we forget that both her and lurch kept roger in filthy conditions, stole his pillows and clean blankets, kept him on a cold hard mattress until he got bed sores, and when the doctors told them he’d be dying soon… luna took over his room the day after.
attached is the very first post in which she mentioned he was dying.
No. 660481
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>>660465Amazing accuracy of the pic lol! I also found this meme that relates to Tuna.
No. 660503
>>660477It's fucked up that she mentions things that she bought in a post about someone "close" to her being on their death bed. And she didn't give a shit cause she took his stuff as he was dying. Right before he went to the hospice/hospital, Roger's friend gave him blankets and pillows. Tuna took them and took photos of them cause she's a greedy, selfish cunt. She uses the dead as pity points too, it's pathetic.
>>660481This is perfect.
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No. 660552
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>>660549>Lol cracked out bell delphine.nope. NOPE! nope. NOPE! nope.
Tuna is that you?!
>gurl u wish u looked like bell! No. 660732
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>>660552NTAYRT but Belle made a video in the same top and a curly blonde wig, and Luna totally does look like a cheap knockoff.
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wow luna sure is making herself at home
>>660767they said xanax isnt going to kill her. that's not true. everyone knows the danger of high doses of xanax is the withdrawal and not the od.
>>660759 had plenty of reason to call them out for being a dumbass.
>>660732>>660749>>660757stop derailing
No. 660803
>>660388Xanax is really cheap and common on the street, anon, especially if it's pressed rather than a legit pharm. It's not hard to imagine she scammed up the $50 or so that the amount she usually keeps in her container is worth.
>>660227In all reality she's probably just posing with the pills and taking maybe 1 whole bar. e-junkie clout is a thing and it's gross.
No. 660844
>>660834thread # 16
>>480001it covers the entire saga of roger having congestive heart failure and ultimately dying. it really puts things in perspective for newfags here. i recommend reading the old threads; they were much milkier.
No. 660862
>>660803Word to all of this.
Ot to your post b/c I know a lot of pills are pressed fent, but for some reason, benzo porn in particular is depressing. Like, congrats, you are now hooked on a drug that is physically harder to kick than heroin, good luck with that. Benzo glorification is stupid as fuck.
No. 660863
>>660540LOL me and her do the same fat girl trick where you wear the bottom up high and try to pass off your sternum as your belly.
Game recognize game.
She's chubby enough that she'd have better luck pushing out her gut/taking pics at an upward angle and trying to sell to the fetish market instead. Those guys are also more likely to go for the finsub thing since most guys who like big girls are subs so you can demand money from them and they think its hot and dominant. Not only is it a smaller pool of competition, but since its fetish related it is automatically worth more per set than a girl who looks like somebody you could find on pornhub. Plus, plenty of them are into feeding fetish and would literally just send her 100s of dollars of free food.
Also why does she wear all her bras outside her shirt? A little slippage is one thing but she has the shirt dragged down to where the wire on the bra starts, and did the same thing with the red one. In some of these pics it looks more like a vest than an undergarment.
No. 660865
>>660481I think it's one of those things that varies state to state. I live around her, and DRs around me are given financial incentives to not prescribe painkillers or benzos but hand out amphetamines (especially aderall) like candy. People I know in other states describe the exact opposite.
My personal theory is that it depends on if your local epidemic is meth or dope. The doctors in the areas get kickbacks to cut the supply of the pharmaceutical that most closely resembles to drug that is considered the big issue.
Like anon pointed out, if she cant see the DR for a UTI shes not going to a therapist and then shelling out the copay for a months worth of xanax every 30 days, and no dr would prescribe bonzos to anybody with dope in their system because the two have a deadly interaction. Why are we even pretending these might be hers?
No. 660913
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>#room inspo
But she's practically homeless, guys
No. 660995
>>660767This is splitting hairs. It doesn't fucking matter whether or not you can OD on benzos here because Luna is habitually using massive amounts of benzos to the point where there's a decent chance that her habit could actually kill her. Saying 'lol u can't die from Xanax' without factoring in withdrawal is stupid and misleading.
>>660862>Benzo glorification is stupid as fuck.OT but you should visit the Soundcloud thread if you want some real outrage porn. It's disgusting that benzo glorification is so common and being pushed by people with thousands of impressionable teenage fans
>>660912Luna is definitely not getting them from a doctor, at least not as the quantities she takes. The last time she mentioned seeing a psychiatrist was for seroquel and at least one other medication that was either a much lower dose of benzos or a non-narcotic medication. iirc she has also complained about losing access to healthcare or having limited healthcare in the past.
>if she was doing nyc street benzos + heroin + whatever other shit she does she would be dead by now.You need to read the previous threads.
>>660913This is a huge reach.
No. 661394
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Look at her eyelashes…
No. 661818
>>661780yup. the combination of laziness, hard drugs, and eating nothing but junk food is quite a combination.
i saw her eat a strawberry like… one time… and it was with a bunch of those hostess mini donuts.
even with her larger figure, she could be more toned if she wanted. she wouldn’t have to go to a gym. most people (myself included) avoid being super saggy despite losing loads of weight because they have active jobs (45 hr/week retail management jobs, warehouse jobs, etc etc).
she sits on her ass all day because she can. all of her skin and fat literally sags off of her, especially on her thighs.
i’m sure she’s also deficient in virtually every vitamin and nutrient, which could cause poor skin quality (and also maybe the horrible condition of her teeth and lips).
sage for not providing anything milky. i’m just a nutrition nerd and find luna to be particularly interesting.
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>>661818Speaking of strawberries. Posted last week.
No. 662099
>>661839That is not hers, that is not her house. The pink carpet/blanket is pristine, no cat hair eve, and the bowl looks like one of those bowls they hand out at ED treatment clinics to help remind people what a portion is once they are discharged.
None of her cameras are high enough quality for this shot. She totally stole this from one of those ED recovery blogs where they take pics to prove they are really eating for asspats.
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>>662099The blanket was one of her recent purchases
>>659333.
No. 662127
>>662106maybe a nitpick but I hate how she tries to infantalize herself.
"Girl you'll be a woman soon"
GIRL YOU BEEN A WOMAN FOR OVER HALF A DAMN DECADE
like I know its a song but the whole 1996 thing in all her usernames is starting to backfire on her because shes not "UwU poor troubled precocious girl" shes a grown woman who spends all day putting stickers on shit and shopping on amazon and can't even be assed to take herself to Social Security to get her own food stamps or get a UTI treated at a free clinic like Planned Parenthood.
It would be one thing if she had an actual disability like if she was autistic or still had the ol' Cotton Eye Joe knee but she has no excuse to be this way other than the fact that shes been enabled.
No. 662137
>>662099it’s literally an iphone photo taken in natural sunlight aka a window wtf
she just posted about buying that exact pink blanket like a few days ago
No. 662141
>>662127A lot of things about Tuna shock me but by far, one of the things that baffles me most is that she has such a huge gap in her unemployment at such a young age. You’d think she would have put at least the smallest effort into finding a job within the past few years.
Lurch is even worse… he’s creeping up on 40 and there’s no evidence he’s ever held down any job, ever
No. 662142
>>662141Most jobs in NY drug test (even shitty min wage part time ones) and I don't think she could get the dope out of her system long enough to go through the interview process without being so sick that nobody would consider hiring her, and when she DID have a job she was either robbing bags, nodding off on the job, or shitting herself from withdrawals.
Being a junkie IS her job.
No. 662156
>>662141Since she's American, she could at least do the shitty online jobs (polls, posting at boards and blogs, etc.) that get you an amazon card or pay you out via paypal in a few days. It's not much but it's something, and she's sitting on her phone the whole day anyway.
She doesn't need tho, because her parents and Lurch provide her with anything she wants.
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No. 662565
>>662493i’m still weirded out that she insists on posing with her plushies/generally infantilizing herself on the exact same blog where she’s trying to sell her nudes.
i know there’s a million other girls doing this on tumblr but god, it’s awful.
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not milky, but recent
No. 662822
>>662496She uses her hair to hide her arm chub
Also the bra is so high because it is a push-up but she is still trying to keep the shirt low enough to hide her pudge.
At least Ginger Bronson didn't pretend she didn't get fat, Luna is almost old enough to rent a car and still trying to pull off the delicate nymphet thing
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Was searching luna’s old url names on blogs that reblogged some of her pictures I could find, and not super milky but she used to be a lot more open with her shoplifting. This was reblogged in June of 2014, so she would’ve been 18 I guess? But here it’s obvious she’s stealing from stores and not from cars/graves so maybe that was more acceptable to share
No. 663325
>>663323That makes sense, there was that whole shoplifting phase that tumblr went through around that time.
But damn, she looks healthy here. A little chubby but her dark hair is cute and she looks like she bathes regularly.
No. 663355
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This poem was written in July of 2014 which is 2 or 3 months after she started dating Matthew iirc, the stanza with “I’m nervous about sex I’m nervous about drugs” and the ending about being 18 makes him even more creepy, uggh
No. 663357
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This poem is from September 2014 so also about Matthew, the part about “clean for months” is odd if they’d only been dating for 4 or 5 months. Kind of sounded like he lied and said he was off heroin when they started dating.
No. 663358
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Last pic I’m gonna dump for now but here’s Luna as a functional working teenager, again it’s really odd to me that some people don’t know what Luna’s original appeal was but she really had that burger records stoner art ho look that was popular on tumblr at the time, like was just a cute stoner girl.
No. 663376
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>>663358i also looked up to her in the past, i have a bunch of her old fashion posts from 2012 (when she was skwisgaarskwigelf on tumblr) saved to my computer. not sure if any of them would have been seen before though. none are milky, they're all just fashion. still quite a dramatic change though
No. 663520
>>663396It's so hard to imagine her going to a party or socializing with anybody, all I see in my head is her sitting by a beer keg with a tin cup and a cardboard sign reading "my grandma died gib sheckulz". Its honestly impossible to imagine her as anything other than a fixture in a dirty room.
Also 14 is the magic number for all the worst girls for some reason.
No. 663530
>>663358I get that she was better back in the day than she is now (poetry,art, skincare, general cleanliness) but the photos that people show of her from that era of her life still show someone who looks deeply insecure, and mediocre.
I guess it’s fucked up because we all start out mediocre before we do anything with our lives, and she just squandered any and all ability to grow as a person.
No. 663558
>>663537god i remember this post, but never found a cap so i thought i may had been making it up.
pre-lurch tuna was very different from
the post-lurch tuna we know today. she often had a much darker aesthetic and had an overall tough exterior (see: this post)
it wasn’t until she met matthew that she got into the “uwu i’m just a small fairy child please don’t hurt me feelings i need my binky bby” bullshit
it’s very likely she changed herself to fit what he desired: a dull, childish, blonde ditzy girlfriend.
No. 663739
>>663535I guess you’re right we certainly have. Here’s to mildly hoping she’ll grow up one day or at least those around her will stop shoving money into her and wise up.
>>663558How do we know she’s not just absorbing the aesthetic of the time? I remember tons of wack people trying that “soft grunge” or whatever. Tumblr was full of that bullshit back then and still full of the one she’s poorly ripping off now?
No. 663757
>>663752Lurch is such a monster that he makes me want to sympathize with Luna (and shes a monster herself). He prowled around his customer's house grooming her teen daughter and pounced the second she was legal (if he even waited that long). He isolated an 18 year old girl from her friends, gave her dope (IDGAF if she 'asked/wanted that life' he was a grown man with years of addiction who knew what he was dragging her into), forced her to drop out of school, broke her down mentally, caused her to sever all remaining ties through scamming and e-begging to feed his habit, let his own father rot to death, and now he's got her turning e-tricks. And Tessa showed us he can't even be faithful to the girl whose life he destroyed.
Luna would have always been a self-serving self-obsessed spoiled brat and a bad person but Matt ruined her life when he made her drop out of school (and yes, he made her, his manipulative ass puled a suicide scare because she left). She'd be shitty person but shed be a shitty person with a (useless) degree and a social circle of other art friends from school and 4 years of fun memories growing up and becoming a full-blown adult.
Id really like to hear from people who knew her around the time she changed. Did anybody warn her that Matt was a predator?
No. 663771
>>663760I know she posted a bunch about him screaming at her about spilling water because "thats how mold grows" (like he cares about living in filth) and being really rudely dismissive about her alleged PCOS symptoms and hanging out with his stripper Ex who he outright told Luna was hotter than her. And he showed his rich guy dick to Tessa so I doubt he's been faithful IRL.
She doesnt talk about him other than vague statements of "I love him I need Him I love Him I need Him" and once and a while posts some material thing she claims he gave her but she's never in all this time bragged about anything regarding his personality or like actual acts of love/affection. Every time she posts anything of substance about his behavior or personality it is a muted suggestion that hes a fuckwad but shes not willing to see or admit it, and slights by him are one of the only events she doesnt over-dramatize and in fact sort of downplays and hints at.
No. 663778
>>663771she used to be soooooo open about his abuse (even though she didn’t call it abuse, that’s obviously what it was). she would post about how he would scream at her constantly and treat her like a bimbo (there’s that word again).
i also find it interesting how she came from being such a big feminist presence on the internet to dating a VERY clear and open misogynist.
the way she posts about him is fucking weird. i’ve never know anyone who has to constantly boast about how good of a person their s/o is, how caring they are, etc, and post that shit all over the internet unless they were trying to fool themselves into thinking their own relationship isn’t a dumpster fire.
No. 663782
>>663778>>663771 >>663769No doubt to all of that. Honestly some of those posts might be back in old threads like the only of her writing about spilling water on the floor.
I might try to find the posts because it’s crazy on how it borders on self-aware “I know he’s a piece of shit” to the lunacy of “I don’t care I love him and I need him and he needs me uwu”
No. 663795
>>663782In the junkhun days there was a private blog (was it junkhun maybe?) but separate from her heroin and main blogs where she’d be very open about the gross parts of addiction and Lurch being
abusive. The whole blog was archived in the early threads if you care to find it.
No. 663878
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No. 663886
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>>663795It was junkhun1996, pic related are the posts she made about Lurch (and Roger apparently?) bullying her. The full caps and archive are at >>/snow/171004 if anyone wants to relive the golden days.
No. 663887
>>663886reading the old threads simultaneously when this one is slow is honestly so enlightening and i really recommend it to any newfags here or farmers who’ve forgotten how miserable her situation really is/has been.
just coming to the new threads (this one) i can see why luna doesn’t seem particularly remarkable and milky, but what she does in the present in relation to her past is usually what makes things interesting.
the first 17 or so threads are phenomenally interesting and they’re a quick read since they’re so milky. if you have some spare time or want new material to read while you’re taking a shit.. it definitely makes this thread a lot more intriguing…
No. 663914
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>>663878She was definitely on the toilet before taking the ass pic.
No. 663922
>>663887Oh yeah for sure. I’ve been reading on here for a hot minute now damn I think basically two years (holy shit). The only part where I really felt fucked up was when roger died. Reading those updates after everything that man had been through was insane. Reading her old posts about her saying he’s mean and
abusive does make me wonder if we jumped the gun on him. I mean he did on some level co-sign his old as fuck son living with his young girlfriend but it’s so hard to tell at this point what he had control over in that rat hole of an apartment when he was sick. Plus Luna’s recounts of actual events are so iffy when it comes to those around her.
No. 663961
>>663945She won’t get a job she’s got a bum knee remember lol
She no longer has any real skills to operate among actual adults. She’ll continue to be a coat-tail riding bum leeching off the general public and her parents. If her mother and father were smart then kick her out but I suppose they think it’s a death sentence for her if they do.
No. 663976
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>>663974All we have is Luna's word
>>>/pt/521563 No. 663977
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>>663976Luna's post screenshot
>>>/pt/516781Anons speculating
>>>/pt/521563 No. 663980
>>663976>>663977Hm, the first one doesn't say much. Her mother might have just said Luna can stay for two weeks because she attempted to force her to get her shit together. It might not be related to mom's housing situation.
TBH now we do have her address somewhere because she doxed herself in her poem. Dunno if it's possible to find by an address if the flat is section 8 one. Can amerifags say something on the topic?
No. 664065
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What is this
No. 664069
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Just me or does her face look different?
No. 664070
>>664069Definitely weird photo editing going on. Her eyes are always small, beady, and really far apart… but this is greatly exaggerated. Possible shopping at her waist too (or a really weird stance?) but I’m no expert.
Any photo editing geniuses up in here that would like to contribute?
Also, how cracked out do you have to be to continuously post severe camel toe photos?
No. 664235
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Looking like a mannequin jfc.
No. 664266
>>664262She wears her engagement ring on the hand that has the tooth tattoo on her middle finger. See the thread pic.
I just read a post about her grandma raising her and she must've died when Luna was 14. Perhaps the trauma left her mentally at that age.
No. 664284
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>>664235lemme just glue my eyelashes in the middle of my eyelid real quick.
also, i know she can’t help it but holy fuck she’s got the MOST unfortunate nose.
No. 664305
>>664298i mostly believe it too, although i think being skeptical is completely fair. IMO most of the lies and exaggerations she spews are for sympathy points - her junkhun blog wasn’t a place to ebeg. in fact, on this blog she talked about spending her donation money on dope.
when she exaggerates about being “homeless” or her “evil father” etc etc, it’s always followed by “please send money if you can uwu”
there’d be no benefit for her to lie about lurch being cruel to her. especially on her secret blog.
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No. 664356
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No. 664360
>>664356well this is something I wish I'd never seen.
She says it's 'sex work' but it doesn't count if nobody is buying. Cos let's be real, who would buy this shit?
No. 664377
>>664356ugh. let's remember this as a new low
>>664351does it count as work if you don't sell anything and only advertise on your tumblr that has 3 followers?
No. 664395
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unable to attach the godawful video that was included
No. 664396
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unable to attach the godawful video that was included
No. 664405
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>>664395she must have deleted it already but heres whatever these are aka the follow up posts
No. 664408
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No. 664423
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No. 664443
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Dirty feet on the wall, hitachi wand on the dirty carpet. Whoever is her sw buyer must be desensitized for this to do it for them.
No. 664462
>>664396Free online webm converter is your friend.
>>664423Low level of WHAT? Donations?
No. 664610
>>664423>>664405she deleted these fwiw
>>664595she could barely sell her shitty art work without begging/guilt tripping people through DMs. idk anything about sex work but i can't imagine there's a huge market interested in what she's selling.
No. 664821
File: 1559062767480.gif (7.68 MB, 480x360, giphy (27).gif)
>>664820Anon, I love you for reminding me of this cultural icon. Tuna is Tonetta's spiritual daughter.
No. 664824
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>Does nothing but get high
>"I am very overwhelmed"
No. 664943
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No. 664955
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No. 665053
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Comments on her latest Instagram post.
No. 665063
>>664943>if you love me root for meMaybe root for yourself once
>trying to survive. Trying to escapeShe's sooo hard trying to survive by eating regularly, having a bed and clothes (which are dirty, but that's her fault)
And "escaping" from what? She's acting like she has no choice but to stay at her moms. I'm sure she'd be incredible happy if Tuna and her corpse of a boyfriend would leave.
I wish she'd know what it's like to actually be homeless. No internet, no stuff to drain in dirt, no amazon shit, no nothing.
She acts like she's suffering soo much, but she's just a filthy girl living with her mom.
No. 665084
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What the acutal fuck
No. 665087
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>>664943She said the same thing a year ago, about how she's a
victim, how she's laughed at and how she'll gonna do better. Attaching pic from
>>521950 No. 665088
>>665087"I wana get cwean but i dont wana by umcomfy uwu"
Another thing she just expects to be handed to her
No. 665091
>>665090This is the second "real" father she lost, have pity, all she has left is her "bio dad" and his endless amazon account.
Also, with her Amazon hookup and endless free time, she could be doing so much. She could be getting learn-to-draw books, she could be getting books to help with her writing, she could be learning another language. Instead she spends it on clothing she wont wear out of the house.
No. 665237
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No. 665238
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No. 665239
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continually fascinates me just how much shit she owns
No. 665251
>>665239she has so much stuff omg
I'm glad she doesn't get a lot of donations and stuff anymore or at least I hope she doesn't
No. 665274
>>665238>>665239It looks like she used a bowl to cut her bangs.
Can you imagine your adult daughter moving into your one bedroom apartment with her grody 30-something ~daddy~, stealing your bed and covering it in shit and grime caked stuffed animals? No wonder her mom is doing drugs again.
No. 665318
>>664943She deleted this or made it archived, it had over 200 likes and 18 comments, most of them supportive. Maybe she woke up and realized she can't commit to outpatient or she was getting heat for bullshitting.
She definitely reads every post here.
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No. 665359
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>>665345That's the one! She wore slippers and took sad girl selfies in the bathroom and smoking outside.
>>>/snow/320178 No. 665361
File: 1559198979793.png (1.04 MB, 750x1334, 1495585820885.png)
Coincidentally (or not) this was exactly two years ago.
No. 665363
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>>665359>>665238When she wears those breads is she in "little" space? Or is will she commit fulltime?
No. 665457
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>>665328Oh fuck you're right. I knew he was getting up there, but I didn't realize he went and turned 40 already. He's such a fucking creep, really hope Mother Tuna keeps him out of the house as much as possible but that might be tough since she's using again. What a shitshow.
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No. 665670
>>665361I actually can’t believe tiny pizza problem was 2 years ago already. I’ve been reading these threads for so long omg
*imaginary sage for just pure shock over how long it’s been but no real contribution
No. 665690
>>665679Mid-key I believe tumblr is the cause of the gross ddlg thing. Not in defense of lurch ofc, he is most likely a very big source of her self hatred wether she notices or not because we have had the orange juice piss jug, the few times she would post about him shouting at her over basic situations like spilling water. Its hard to not write paragraphs, shes shitty and is most likely screamed at alot just bc shes lazy and inept but that is still a man who could have been her father in age. He is still very much a gross junkie and I think Luna deep down is very aware of it, which is one of many reasons to keep the drug abuse going to this extent. Xanax also tends to rot your brain in comparison to heroin and ever since she started this life style,the amount she circulated has increased by a metric fucktonne. Her whole tumblr is the ancient pink blog tumblr trope and media has always influenced her more than real life. The past years nothing has made more of an impression on her than what gets notes online, everything from ddlg to sw came from tumblr. Matthews interactions on fb show hes your average gross male who wants an IG model gf and lots of money. Most dudes dont exactly enjoy the ddlg shit but enjoy taking advantage of somebody so fucked in the head they feel the need to add a morally dubious dynamic at best that leaves all power with the other person.
(rip tuna and the years to come tbh)
No. 665715
>>665361>might have enough change in my puffy bank die it tmrwWhat is she trying to say? Something about a piggy bank? Is she seriously insinuating she'd have to split her piggy bank open to get a meal in order to get some pity points or possibly $$$ from her FB followers?
Pathetic. She hasn't changed at all and it's been a YEAR.
No. 665746
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No. 665752
>>665746That's an easy item to steal, ffs.
I almost said this when she posted the pigtails and onsie pics, if she dyes her hair pink again she and Shayna will be one step closer to merging. Shayna is stepping it up by drinking while popping anxiety meds…
No. 665760
>>665746>i need a self confidence boostbitch you need a job.
she’s been whining about this “muh self care” shit for ages and justifies her hoard and buying bleach and toner this way. i know im just saying what everyone else has been saying for the last 20 threads but it’s absolutely repulsive. what is it going to take for this bitch to grow up and do something with herself
No. 665811
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his legs
No. 665813
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No. 665825
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>>665811Cigarettes, ash tray, and candle in the bed. Classic junkie mistake!
[pic related] safe for life edit
No. 665836
>>665811Qaha oh my god this is like it was staged as a poster for DARE
What on earth on all those white splatters over the bed? What exactly is happening on Lurch's leg? What do you think lives in the corners of their hovel? How many of Lurch's little nipples would fit within one of Luna's areolas?
No. 665854
>>665840Heavily scarred tracks. Those are scabs rather than dried blood. Trying to hit scarred veins leads to a lot of blow outs and misses, blood and drug an inflamed knot under the skin. The pitting could mean he is a picker. He's had at least two severe abscesses in his legs that put him on IV antibiotics and left gnarly scars.
Those are some homeless junkie level legs.
And they fucking live indoors!My first thought seeing the purple sup on the radiator was, he replaced the juice carton, good for him.
No. 665878
>>665819nah her boobs aren’t that big. they’re still the same weird “small for her frame” size that she’s always had. she’s just wearing that weird stolen dumpster bra that is WAY too big for her and has a ton of padding. (see: the gapping in her cups and still saggy cleavage)
she’s just wildly fat and wearing a huge bra. i’ve followed her since the hipsville day and she looks bigger than ever. (keep in mind she’s 5’10”!!!!)
No. 665908
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No. 665910
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It looks just like Roger's now
No. 665914
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No. 665942
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>>665939OOOH!
You're good!
No. 665999
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It's laughable to expect her to change when her daily goals consist of drawing shitty art, writing shitty poetry and moving her piles of hoard from one place to another for the past 2-3+ years.
No. 666083
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Pic dump from KF.
No. 666086
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No. 666099
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Taking pics of stangers dogs and posting them in facebook group, while she wears a leash at home…
No. 666229
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>>665811Gagged so hard. No wonder lurch is riddled with infections their bed is a giant cum dirt and shit stain
No. 666427
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>>666201To him it beats being homeless, which is pretty much Lurch's only other option.
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No. 666540
>>666020Exactly. For someone who is depressed etc those things could be considered small victories. But she considers them just….victories, period. Like that’s her Idea of peak productivity. instead of recognizing she’s ill so sometimes it hard to do more, but still wanting to achieve that eventually.
She’s so fucking delusional.
No. 666592
>>666427Aw Luna I feel real bad you didn't get to grow up in a upperclass suburbian home, and now at the age of 22/whatever you ONLY get free access to your dad's credit card and have never known having to pay rent, or a phone/utility/credit bill before.
I'll front, no, I will donate 1 million USD to you so you can rent a nice place in New York to fill with your remaining 5% belongings from when you were oh so wrongfully evicted. On top of that, I will make a GoFundMe go viral, to supplement your lifestyle for the rest of yours and Lurch's life.
Sweet uwu babydoll you should never have to lift a finger ever again in your life.
No. 667230
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good thing i can interpret wasted tuna language
seven day facebook ban?
No. 667272
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No. 667366
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No. 667367
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No. 667391
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>>667389whoops here it is
No. 667480
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Luna made a new Instagram
No. 667570
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>>667493This bitch doesn't shower regularly and has posted an ass pic with her crack lined with dingle berries. And she wants to put stuff up her ass. If she gets one of these it's going to be dirty Hitachi 2.0.
No. 667737
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The camel toe returns
No. 667761
>>667737She must have some serious BV. You gotta let your tuna breathe, Luna. These ~cheap~ two-piece sets come in bigger sizes.
Jokes aside, it's astounding to me how fat her pussy is.
No. 668300
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Those days when the milk dries up.
No. 668326
>>668315way to miss the point entirely.
nobody uses Luna as their main source of entertainment, i can assure you.
the exit is that way.
No. 668332
>>668315white knight a little harder pls
>her tits arent saggy>beauty is subjectiveher tits are objectively saggy and she objectively looks like a corpse/mannequin lmao
No. 668339
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Pic dump from KF.
No. 668341
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No. 668342
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No. 668452
>>668315her personality is a 24 hour loop complaining how hard her life is while posting tacky shit she stole or bought with daddy's card. some personality.
Would say 'hi Tuna' but you didn't beg for a handout so couldn't be her
No. 668497
>>668468Have you read the studies about children who grow up around drugs, (whether it be family, neighbours, carers) are more likely to use drugs themselves?
So possibly she's normalised and internalised seeing her parent using and has inevitably gone down the same path.
No. 668502
>>668342I think she means that the gown
and her body are $1 each.
>>668501Yep, happens in every single thread on Tuna. Seems to be that time again.
No. 668538
>>668315>Her tits aren't saggy and even if they were - so fuck? they are saggy
>She ain't fat - she's average sized.She's not fat by American standards but she's certainly overweight.
>She's struggling with a heroin addiction yet y'all expect her to have an amazing home. Lol Nobody expects Luna to do anything buy live in filth
Also,
>y'allgb2tumblr
>Luna may have done some bad thingsShe's a career grifter and may have possibly contributed to at least one fatal overdose
>she's got more personality than the the lot of you put together. She's as shallow as a bedpan, everything she does she does to maintain an aesthetic. Hence the heroin addiction.
>Christ, I'd rather shoot smack than have this as my main source of entertainment.Then fuck off and resume spending your day reblogging/retweeting pictures of fatties and tired woke one-liners as I imagine you normally do
>>668501That anon was right though; addiction is a social contagion. If you have friends or especially close family members who are addicts then you're far more likely to become one yourself. It's the same deal with obesity
No. 668697
>>668618Can you believe how fucking disgusting it is tho. Her mom was clean. Maybe she’s a terrible mother and terrible human being (but seeing how Luna talks about her eViL DaD which looks like a pretty okay ish dad imo…) but she was clean. It seems she had a huge past of addiction and managed to stay clean. Addiction is forever. You fight your whole life to contain your addiction. Of course she’s using again. You put alcohol in a alcoholic home OF COURSE he’s gonna drink. It’s the same. That fucking tuna bitch was too lazy to get a job and find her own place, same as her FOURTY yo crusty ass bf, and decided that going to her moms house was the easiest way to continue her boring life. What a cunt. She made that to her mom. She stole her bedroom, her bed, made herself comfortable in her ocean of trashy made in China shit, and directly caused her mom to go back on heroin. While complaining. And if her mom finishes her life like roger, living in filth on her couch without any help, who will be surprised? Tuna has always been a fucking mess, a scammer, a liar, a thief. But now with her mom situation and the fentanyl situation? She’s straight up evil. Because of my own past struggles with addiction I always had a soft spot for her, because she’s so young and have so many many many ways and opportunities to goes on a different path. But she keeps victimizing herself whatever happens and HURTS other people while being completely aware of it. She’s literally a person that would make the world a better place if she just disappeared. Fuck her
No. 668716
>>668552"Y'all" has been tumblr andd stan twitter speak for a while. It's basic white girl for trying to be sassy in a similar vein to "ok karen" or "but go off i guess".
I hope Luna's mom kicks her out soon. At some point you just gotta cut ties. A mother might be responsible for her children, but Luna has proven time and time again she doesn't want help: she glorifies being a junkie and is willing to leech off people as long as she lives for this.
No. 668789
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No. 668801
>>668789Heroin Good
Mommy n daddy Bad
Luna Sad
Every Luna "poem" ever, condensed into one.
No. 668860
>>668789So disgusting of her to talk about her parents like that while she occupies her moms home and bed and spends her dads money on cheap crap.
She wants doctors but doesn't wanna go to one.
She wants a home and to live alone but doesn't even think about changing her life to move out.
Wtf is her plan? Live with Lurch at her moms until her mom overdoses?
If she does, she can't stay at her moms. What she's gonna do then, move with Lurch to her dad?
She seriously must expect someone just offering her a place to stay, rentfree, billfree.
No. 669141
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>if only they understood I’d be saved by wealth
No. 669191
>>669141i would hypothetically like to see luna come across a large sum of cash just to see what garbage she spends it on. would she put a down payment on a home, get her drivers license, and seek therapy? doubtful.
she acts like money is something that just falls out of the sky. it’s as if she has no concept of having a job and making money by the hour. last time i checked, that’s a whole lot more effective than just hoping you randomly get rich someday.
No. 669325
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>>669274She def got an inheritance and pissed it away, pic related.
The million dollar figure was mentioned in the first few threads by a follower of Luna but was never confirmed. I've seen other anons claim she "only" got $100,000.
No. 669326
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Sex Worker Anon here, she started posting in this group I'm in to hustle cucks for the simplest tiddie pictures. She looks like absolute trash and everyone secretly makes fun of her. Found this thread from a google search, she's Momo levels of disheveled and rotten, and her fucking grundle makes me sick.
No. 669698
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Oh god
No. 669708
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>>669698shocked & upset by this eyeliner job
No. 669724
>>669698i hate her and I am genuinely embarrassed for her right now. she is using a pic with her stretch marks, fupa, and saggy boobs to entice guys to buy pics in a group of presumably cleaner, prettier girls.
I really don't wish this on even her but given how desperate she's getting, what's the odds on her hooking by end of summer?
No. 670174
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>>669698Pic dump from KF.
No stuttering gifs? Disappoint.
No. 670175
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No. 670177
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How many junkies does it take to tip a few seeds into a pot of dirt?
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No. 670320
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She posted photos of her room and I can’t help but notice how obviously filthy it is?? How hard is it to wipe down your window???
No. 670321
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Also, I know this is talked about a lot, but I still cannot get over how much shit she has, and the fact a grown man lives here
No. 670322
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No. 670382
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what the fuck is happening here in the hip area?
No. 670384
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She has potential but she just won't improve anything, not even her eyebrow plucking routine
No. 670390
>>670382fupa shuffling in constricting pants. Not unlike the thread title pic where it looks like she folded it into too small shorts.
>>670384I really like seeing her hair off of her face. Tuna, more of this. It's a better style for you.
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No. 670437
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No. 670469
>>670321Crazy how a "homeless" person living on their mom's welfare has more stuff from Amazon than a person with a full time job and spending money.
>>670384Girl's really looking like Lurch these days.
No. 670586
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>>670437She's really obsessive about taking care of her skin she says.
No. 670614
>>670586Watch her start bawwwing about eczema and "please send money for my ointment T_T"
Luna, you have a rash because you live in filth and rarely wash yourself. You dont need a facemask, you need a SHOWER and to not cover your face if you arent even leaving the house
No. 670634
>>670321>>670335>Whenever I think of this, I remember that Lurch is barely sentient and it suddenly makes a lot more senseNah, that's not why it makes sense. Did you forget Lurch would be homeless without Luna (and her mom's guilt tripped charity)? That is why the fuck he doesn't mind living in what looks like a thirteen years old girl room (that and probably the fact that he's a pedo, remember when Luna found him slurping all over her childhood photo in secret?)
I know that's not as funny as 'he's barely sentient lmfao', but it's probably closer to the truth.
No. 670681
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No. 670683
>>670681damn… rest in peace little cutie. that’s like, really fucking upsetting. those cats are completely innocent old little creatures. damn.
fucking absolutely tasteless post coming from her. jesus.
No. 670698
>>670681is there just a rotting fucking cat corpse laying about her mother's house now? Because that's… a lot.
Where is she keeping it? On her bed? her shrine? The floor? Furniture? The kitchen counter/table? It's hot in NY today and that thing is likely bloating with all sorts of nasty death fluids that im sure shes not making an effort to contain.
No. 670716
>>670708I’m just saying that if you are in tuned to your pets they usually show signs of being ready to pass. Whether they are sluggish, hiding in quiet places, have a terminal illness that escalates, some have seizures. A good attentive pet owner knows when their babies are ready. So they have minimal suffering. It’s usually not a surprise.
How old exactly was that kitty? Pretty old as far as I know. Imagine being 80 years old and never going to a doctor.
No. 670717
>>670694>>670696Good point- there's no way that Lurch took care of the cats while Rodger was mobile. That said, Rodger was at a fraction of normal capacity for his last couple years, Luna does/did seem to put some degree of work into taking care of the cats, and iirc she has taken them to the vet at least once. She should not take on any more cats by any means, but she managed to keep a couple of ancient cats alive as the primary caregiver for at least two years, so they probably weren't suffering too much.
>>670714How long until she puts up a gofundme?
No. 670791
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Are you fucking joking? Asking people to sympathy buy you more shit as if you need anymore
No. 670795
>>670791>(i'm serious)Just when you think she can't get any scummier.
She's a parody of herself at this point.
No. 670801
>>670791Jesus christ wtf, get a job and buy your own doodads. If those poor cats hadn't lived in essentialy a dumpster this might not have happened
"Something happened, buy me stuff :("
No. 670805
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No. 670808
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Weren’t these new??? Lmao
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No. 670836
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>everything around this part of town is ugly
Then move
No. 670853
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the full photo
No. 670865
>>670835It appears Tuna has washed (and properly toned) her hair.
le gasp>>670860 agreed
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No. 670976
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OT af but I started reading the MM biography Luna posted before, as wk anon suggested we read a book Luna has. And I found he described Luna with her attitude, floppy tits and the next page was "a permanent stench that was half flowery, half noxious" lol
No. 671011
Rest in peace Kitty.
Luna please, for the love of god, burry it's body if you can't afford anything and don't keep the body.
Disgusting even typing this but I totally believe she'd keep the dead body just to be like "bby pls donate, I still got Pepper's dead body, but I can't afford to do anything with it other than keep it"
>>670791Human garbage. Maybe use money to get the cat cremated instead of getting "meaningless shit". Meaningless shit is more important than the cat she allegedly loved so much.
No. 671022
>>671015Yeah, thank God. I wonder how long she kept the body lying around… that must have been horrible for Smokey…
Bet she didn't clean where the dead cat was and the other one has to suffer cause it will smell it for a while. Poor thing.
No. 671036
>>671023It's "The Long Hard Road Out of Hell", it's free online if you search it adding epub or pdf at the end.
I'm quite enjoying it so far. There's a part at the start of chapter 5 where he says "When you have friends, you form a band. When you’re lonely, you write." It reminded me of Luna as well.
No. 671044
>>671042Pepper was very very old, as are her other cats. I don't suspect the others are long for this world, especially since they are being medically neglected and living in filth.
Junkies tend to keep close track of their pills
No. 671049
>>671015Yeah I've never heard of a vet burying an animal. Even if you find a cat/dog/any animal injured and dead/near death (which Luna could've done if she had half a creative brain cell left), it goes into the freezer for mass cremation. And being that Luna's in a city, they're often zoned that you CAN'T bury within city lines so…I'm not sure what sort of fairy tale she's expecting us to believe here.
What more than likely happened is this vile bitch just lobbed the poor cat in a dumpster and there was no actual vet involved.
No. 671051
>>671044>>671042This was honestly my first thought. And while normally yeah, junkies do keep pretty good tabs on their pills, this is Luna we're talking about. She leaves her damned needles and spoons scattered about the floor with her dirty Hitachi wand.
A prior poster mentioning the cat drooling and staring off into space kinda added to that theory for me, IDK. We also don't know how long if at all the cat had been sick or if it was just being old and maybe the kidneys failing as they often do in old ones. Had she even posted pictures of them recently or nah?
No. 671052
>>671051From what I can tell
>>665825 is the most recent picture of them we have
No. 671076
>>670791What a piece of shit. I'm not joking, the world would be better off if she was dead. At least her cats might be able to get a better home.
I've always disliked her, but this makes me hate her.
>>670798 is right. She's subhuman trash. Literal filth.
No. 671077
>>670916Less than a few hours after her pet dies:
Luna, posting fashion shows on tumblr and laughing in the picture while showing the middle finger.
Uh huh. Cat mom of the year, y'all.
No. 671095
>>670916She's even putting her dirty feet up walls in public, besides her filthy den. What a ray of sunshine. /s
The poor cat is in a better place than with Tuna smoking her "free weed", both her and Lurch smoking cigs indoors, filth and drug paraphernalia spread around… God knows the things she saw living with them.
No. 671133
this absolute fucking cunt. How has no one in the comments called her out for
>>670791 this? You would think if she cared for her cats, she would be asking for some money to take her other cat to the vet for a checkup. Or fucking pretend in the post that she's asking for donations towards a vet but no, she can't even be bothered not to appear like scum anymore. I can't wait until she drops dead
No. 671181
>>671144i also tend to doubt pepper’s death was tuna-induced since he was old. HOWEVER… his symptoms do sound like kidney failure, which could be brought on by ingesting
toxic plant matter (which, as we know, is not much of a stretch)
regardless of why this cat died (which we may never know)… her reaction to it is what’s truly disturbing. she has always acted like those cats were the purest and best things in her miserable life, but when dies, she feels nothing? would she even care when lurch dies?
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No. 671197
>>671193She's acting very manic.
What self-respecting employer would give a chance to a drug addict with a huge gap in her resume who would probably steal from them? Just because she's begging for one? That is what's supposed to make her a more qualified candidate over others who would actually apply?
She
could start by volunteering at a local animal shelter first but I doubt they'd give her a paid position unless she proved herself; would require responsibilities like showing up on time and focusing on tasks other than her amazon wish list for a shift.
What kind of office could she even get hired at? A trap house office?
No. 671208
>>671206>my knees hurtThey'll give you a chair in retail if you make it clear from the start that you need one.
>I don't wanna work with peopleThen enjoy your continued unemployment and eventual homelessness. And she thinks in an office or animal shelter she won't have to deal with people, hehe.
No. 671230
>>671228did she actually graduate high school? even fast food places typically want you to finish that. but like another anon said there’s no way she’s getting an easy cushy office job like she’s dreaming of with that big gap on her resume and she can’t list her past jobs as references because she fucked all of them up completely.
this bitch seriously thinks her self diagnosed ~bad knees~ and being too high to talk to people means she deserves an easy job to keep her habit going. hilarious. guess what luna? millions of people every day work jobs they don’t like because they need to pay the fucking bills, because they don’t have parents that’ll allow them to mooch forever.
i honestly fucking wish she’d really become truly homeless. maybe then she’d learn to suck it the fuck up and stop fucking bitching about her self induced problems.
No. 671291
>>671195somebody said in a previous thread that she had no idea how to apply for financial aid or student loans to get into school. Im not shocked that she doesn't know how to find a job.
although a little while back wasnt she filling out "piles of applications" and getting no callbacks?
No. 671391
>>671206"I can't afford food and haven't eaten in days but I'm too good to work retail."
Fucking tuna and her thinly-veiled begging.
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>>671300it never ceases to amaze me how the severity of her knee injury varies depending on what bullshit she’s trying to pull in that moment. (when she’s called out for being unemployed, she’s suddenly disabled. when she wants to be involved in the cripple punk movement, she’s suddenly using a cane. and yet, she talks about walking places all the time and depends solely on walking for transportation.)
photo related
No. 671473
>>671229There are counter/secretary type positions at many veterinary hospitals that don’t require any veterinary background. However with her employment gap, visible track marks, filthy white trash appearance, cracked out voice, internet presence, and (I am assuming) horrible stench… she would never pass the interview.
She wouldn’t have many
valid references since she was fired for stealing at previous jobs.
Can you imagine how she’d answer the interview questions?
“So why do you have such a large gap in your employment?”
“The man I consider my real father died and I need my ~medicine~ several times a day or I get very sick and I also can’t put any physical effort into anything because of my ~disabilities~ people are just so mean to me uwu”
No. 671481
>>671291In NY there are people who help with that sort of thing. It's even super easy to get on medicaid here and there are people that help with it. Medicaid and financial aid are two things that she can do online and even then she's too lazy to do it. She wants everyone to do it for her so she doesn't have to and even then there's a 30% chance that she'll actually do it.
And her knees didn't seem to kill her in this pose
>>670916 or this one
>>670808 or when she's standing around taking 99999 selfies all day long.
No. 671748
>>671470Lmao, I forgot about her cane/cripple phase. I wish she would be this milky nowadays.
>>671553Of course she can't, she's way too drugged out to type fast/correctly. Even if she could there'd be multiple errors in every word.
No. 672129
>>671042What it sounds like to me is that the poor kitty had a stroke. "Staring off into space, drooling and unable to move" describes pretty exactly how my first kitty went. On the positive side, mine was a healthy old lady and then she suddenly…wasn't. So there's a chance poor Pepper didn't suffer too long beforehand (although I also remember my parents caring enough to, y'know, RUSH HER TO A VET).
Rest in peace, Pepper. You were a cutie pie.
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>>672167Godfucking damnit.
No. 672523
>>672338Often, pets are cremated unless their humans specifically request otherwise. Although that would have necessitated actually, y'know, taking the kitty to the damn vet in the first place.
(Now that I think about it…I'm surprised she didn't? I'd have expected her to do a Roger's Ashes Saga 2.0.)
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That deep pit in the crook of her elbow… How long has that been there?
No. 672631
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>>672620A while. She's banged the fuck out of that spot. Certain arm positions will reveal it more.
When did the fridge get replaced by a TV?
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Yikes
No. 672684
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Anyone know who this is about?
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No. 672710
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No. 672721
>>672685
>she has no eyesOf course not, tuna, you're so rough with your belongings. She got this what, 3 months ago max?
>>672710Jesus christ the typos. Is she literally always under the influence?
No. 672735
>>672732from memory shes stated shes 5'8-5'9?
its hard to be that fat too when your that tall
No. 672758
>>672670At most places, unless you are specifically employed as Loss Prevention, you are actually not allowed to stop shoplifters. You can't even point them out to security until they physically pass the checkout counter/store doors. Maybe it's a New York State thing? You also don't get in trouble at all most times if its something under $30, they just make you put it back (possibly why ~30 is her cutoff for "cheap").
Not only have I never heard in real life of somebody being fired for missing petty shoplifters, Ive never worked anywhere where we were allowed to approach them in any way other than to approach and ask if they needed help finding anything.
The big thing that gets retail employees in trouble these days is fake returns/coupons which are getting super common bc of the internet. Nobody is getting canned over $10 worth of stickers and body spray
No. 672769
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matthews looking particularly rough
No. 672773
>>672758have worked retail since i could work (associate to high management) and can confirm that if you try and chase or approach a shop lifter you can get fired. mostly at bigger stores like f21, express, etc. smaller accessories places have more lax rules. but yes most places have a strict “no chase” policy.
i don’t think you can get fired for not directly stopping a shoplifter, however frequent thievery affects jobs in indirect ways. higher shrink percentages affect bonuses and promotions. stores often will close due to shrink percentages.
sage big time for not really providing anything except answering a question.
>>672769lurch is looking a lot less doughy these days while luna continues to gain weight. i don’t think i understand this dynamic.
No. 672778
>>672769What the hell is going on in his lap, it looks like he peed himself or something.
Gross, whatever the case.
No. 672789
>>672620>>672710They've gotten a good start on rebuilding the mile high pile of filthy laundry they accumulated at Roger's.
Whose Chase bank account are they raiding?
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the human fupa and gollum
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“found”
No. 672802
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someone commented on Chief Pisspants
>>672801 I really hope she didn't steal that from a child
No. 672803
>>672801Some little kid dropped this outside and is missing it and now it's been swiped by Tuna who absolutely doesn't need it and it'll be covered in a film of cigarette smoke and have blood and poop in its hair.
Worse yet she lifted this from a grave like they're known to do.
I hate them so much.
No. 672848
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>>672795Looks too new and fun to be in a graveyard although there’s no doubting that she swipes from graveyards at all. I googled “corgi pot holder” and the first thing that came up was the exact product on amazon. Looks like she bought it with her dad’s money…shocking!
No. 672861
>>672773he looks like that because he is dying. She is a young girl at the pique of her fertility, her body is going to try to keep itself alive despite her best efforts. A lot of the time, that means accumulating tissue as a reaction to stress. She is totally sedentary so that tissue is going to store as fat, not muscle.
He is an active junkie in his (40's?). He has epileptic fits and a leg with a rod in it that he shoots up into and is constantly getting infections that his body takes months to fight off. His hair is falling out (he has less in every pic she posts of him). He is filthy and Im guessing the only reason hes not got some sort of needle-sick is because he hasn't been tested. I would not be shocked if he doesn't see 2020.
also weird nitpick but he dyes his hair and not his beard? Is that jizz from earning his last fix or does the man have fully white stubble?
No. 673170
>>672899Can an amerifag explain what is mylife and why Matthew goes by so many names as well as why he is single despite knowing Luna? And what is the Reputation score?
I am reading the wikipedia page but it doesn't explain everything
No. 673172
>>672899Can an amerifag explain what is mylife and why Matthew goes by so many names as well as why he is single despite knowing Luna? And what is the Reputation score?
I am reading the wikipedia page but it doesn't explain everything
No. 673186
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From an ex friend of Luna who just was informed that she was being scammed by her. Anyone else find this really creepy that Lurch is making Luna to the bare minimum with rewards of sex?
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No. 673297
>>673186>>673264>>673265>>673273im assuming the person in those caps is the person she's talking about here
>>672684 ?
No. 673338
>>673326I'm so sorry for you, I don't think you are stupid. She's a very manipulative person, also the type who, metaphorically speaking, because someone pissed in her coffee she must do the same to others.
I'm glad you aren't going to financially support her in the future.
No. 673363
As much as you all hate Luna, please don’t attack her friends for caring about her. I was her friend - not a close friend, but we’d talked enough for me to consider her more than just an acquaintance - and had no idea that ANY of this was going on.
As naive as it may sound, I honestly didn’t even realise anybody used Tumblr anymore… I deleted my account about 6/7 years ago (before she met Matthew so at least 5) when it started to die and I kinda just figured everybody else did too?? Learning that she had/has a blog to document her addiction etc seems totally insane to me, and I would never in a million years have figured that out on my own. She’s asked me for money a few times and it’s always been through Facebook - it always posed a bit of a dilemma for me because I struggle financially, but I hate letting people down or seeing them suffer unnecessarily so I’ve managed to help select friends in the past with what I DO have. I was however reluctant to help somebody who posted pictures of weed and expensive makeup on their Instagram then begged stories of not being able to eat or sleep and I know that sounds petty and I feel horrible admitting it but that’s literally all it came down to - I had NO idea she was addicted to heroin and scamming people on that kind of level. I helped instead by boosting her art posts and sharing my Netflix password with her, which is nothing but I didn’t get much of a thanks. Anyway. We have a few mutual friends who I know have helped her and I really resent that people are going to the extent of posting pictures of their kids or calling them names on here just because their kind natures were taken advantage of. Hell, if I were a nicer person and not as petty, I probably would’ve helped her with money too and I’d hate to think that all it boiled down to was a) whether I was active on tumblr and had a platform to see what type of person she truly is/was, and/or b) that I trusted my friend not to be a total asshole.
It’s a basic human desire to help others and the resentment you all have is supposedly because she scams people, so it seems a bit ridiculous to ALSO resent the people she’s scammed?? Like jesus, have some compassion. It’s hard to come to terms with the fact your friend has been fucking you over for so long so to have to deal with a whole forum of people calling you stupid or to find pictures of your infant daughter circulating the web linked to threads about heroin addiction is really fucking disturbing and a LOT to handle.
For what it’s worth, I’ve reached out to Luna and asked her to publicly apologise to everybody she’s begged to and everybody she accepted donations from. I told her she needs to come clean otherwise these threads and these insults will continue infinitely. Obviously she took that as an attack and tried to guilt-trip me into feeling bad about it but whatever. She’s definitely going to read this and know who I am but I’m past caring after what I’ve read, because she’s really not the person I thought she was. Lost and a little misled by some poor choices/a shitty partner, sure. But I had no idea it was on this scale. It’s so sad because when we first started speaking I adored her - she’s just not that girl anymore and after seeing how much she’s hurt our mutual friends I’m totally done.
TLDR; please don’t be assholes to her friends and please don’t post pictures of their kids, especially when it’s not from their account/without their permission. I asked Luna to apologise publicly before I deleted her off social media but let’s face it, she probably won’t. Sorry for the super long post, I’m feeling a lot of feelings rn
No. 673367
>>673365Definitely. It’s heartbreaking because she amassed a big following back in the day due to the very charm that she later used to lead people astray. She used to tell me she looked up to me and I always thought it was so kind/flattering considering she was far more popular than me and had a way bigger presence… now it’s just kinda embarrassing.
I’m still reading through all the past threads and torn between feeling immensely sorry for her and feeling immensely fucking angry that she can be so heartless
No. 673385
>>673381Just to make it clear, I wasn’t referring to myself here. As stated we’ve never been super close and I’ve never given her money but I know people who have and it’s them I really feel for.
I
did freak out just a little bit when I realised what she’d done considering she had my Netflix password for so long, because idk how easy it is to lift someone’s details from that and/or what you can do with them… even then I cut her off from that a couple months ago (before I knew all this) because I thought it was kinda rude to ignore my messages but happily log onto my subscription to watch Aggretsuko and Bojack every night (for the record, she instantly messaged me to ask why I’d changed my password). I’m telling y’all I’m a petty bitch lol
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>>673434I hope anyone who knew her or got scammed by her can heal and learn to trust people again in order to help those who really do need it. I usually scroll through this thread for entertainment but just spent an hour looking through this entire tag that
>>673359 posted and it made me feel incredibly sad for Luna for once - she seemed to have a genuine personality and someone who loved her. Tiny trivial things shocked me, like the fact that Luna could somewhat play guitar and actually went out in public and didn’t look like trash. Everything with Lurch seems so …. one sided and not reciprocated. I saved a few pics but I’m sure they’ve already been posted in previous threads so I’ll just attach one…it’s so simultaneously interesting and depressing to see how much she’s declined. Sorry for not contributing anything I’ve just genuinely never looked through that link before and just….man I’m shocked at how normal she was it’s sad
No. 673571
>>673439She was only cool/interesting because she was reflecting the people around her, especially Tai. Her personality hasn't been ruined, this IS her personality, shes an amorphous blob of goo that shapes itself into whichever friend or celebrity or character she is fixated on in the moment. Lurch "ruined" her by having no substance for her to reflect back at the world as her own other than being a junkie.
Also, I don't think being a junkie makes people be bad people, I think using it as an excuse does. If her instinct is to steal and scam and lie and use, those traits were part of her before, she just didn't have the monkey on her back urging the frequency of the behavior. Plenty of addicts work, or panhandle, or middle-man, ripping people off isnt the only way to keep from getting sick but she never had the morals in the first place to keep her from crossing that line.
What makes me sad, too, is she isn't even running a good scam. It's the easiest thing in the world to rip off horny guys, she could be getting presents from 50 different "long distance boyfriends" if she really wanted to be a scammer but instead she steals the few pennies that good-hearted actually poor people have to spare because they know what it is like to struggle. Not only are her morals repulsive, but shes even failing at efficiently being a bad person
No. 673608
>>673571 i gotta disagree with certain parts of this, simply because i knew luna personally as a preteen and also because i study/have firsthand experience with addiction. i do agree that being a junkie doesn't make someone a bad person, but a lot of the time (especially with a drug like heroin) the addiction can literally change someone's personality. someone who was once sweet and caring can end up killing a family member if they get in the way of their next fix. i watched my sister devolve into a very bad addiction and she went from being the kindest, most sensitive and intelligent girl to being almost unrecognizable in her behavior: throwing tantrums as an adult if someone got in the way of what she wanted, having terrible mood swings where she would suddenly tell me how horrible of a sister i am and how i should move out because my family doesn't want me there, threatening us and not remembering doing it. she sometimes even physically attacked my mom. in the haze of addiction or withdrawal a user's personality changes drastically, that i can promise you. i understand that to say "luna is only a bad person because she's a junkie" would be foolish–like i said i knew luna when we were younger and i wouldn't say that she was like, a perfectly nice person. she has always been dramatic and self-centered, but she didn't used to be evil. scamming and manipulating/losing empathy is something very common in people with drug addictions. i'm not saying that she's completely innocent obviously. but please remember just how much drugs can change a person…even if it's kind of terrifying to think about. you really don't need to have an inherent drive to manipulate or scam someone in order to do those things as a junkie. like i said, many people who are perfectly kind and normal resort to these types of behaviors because of drug addiction, in fact that type of change in personality is a hallmark of heroin addiction. may be different for luna but it's important to remember regardless: addiction can literally turn you into a different person.
it is interesting what you said though about lurch ruining her by having no personality for her to reflect back, i totally agree. lurch has probably the worst personality anyone could ever try to imitate and maybe one of the reasons she chose him (besides drugs) is because she wanted an incredibly low standard to have to live up to, or low-effort imitation for her BPD. it's sad to see how creative she could be when inspired by a person with substance, and then how dull she became when that person was lurch. i still maintain that she was not always completely substance-less: she used to make good art, play music and have a friend group who she genuinely liked. it's just sad that now she seems to need the influence of another person to have any type of personality.
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How Tai described Luna back then.
No. 673671
>>673652She posts pictures of her tarot cards all the time, but just for aesthetics, with the Moon card always on top.
Those posed cards and other trinkets around her hint at interests she had and activities she engaged in once upon a time before heroin became her only interest and shooting it up her only activity.
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is luna even capable of recovery at this point? like it would take a monumental amount of effort/change for her to turn her life back around into something okay. i've kind of lost hope but part of me is still rooting for her.
No. 673774
>>673759it's really shit of her mom to sleep on the couch in her own apartment while luna lives rent free on her bed and
triggers her into relapse, I agree.
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No. 673787
>>673759Maybe one day Lurch, Luna and her mom will take themselves to the methadone clinic and have some free therapy from somewhere like
https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/health/health-topics/depression.pageAlso Luna could buy a sewing machine on Amazon instead of all the random things to her hoard and take some classes then have a seamstress job where she sits down, because of her poor knees.
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Decent nails
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No. 673828
>>673779She seriously wanted to be a nasty ass and not clean the razor that's filled with hair first?
>>673815She always loves to list the faults of others but won't list her own without also listing a list of things people can buy for her. I hope she gets tossed on her ass soon cause she needs a huge wake up call.
No. 673844
>>673779The toothbrush doesn't even look new…new or either not totally rinsed out.
I hope Luna didn't get these "new" and she just had a random appreciation post for the basics
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Pic dump from KF.
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No. 673970
>>673872How come she always breaks her Nintendo handhelds?
Also can't she play it plugged in. Not very comfortable, but a possibility.
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No. 674053
>>674043'i don't wanna pay rent'
Lmfao shocker.
No. 674133
>>674057The story changes so much that it's now, "He would have been a professional baseball player with a yacht if he didn't get hit by a little kid on a scooter."
>>674043You don't pay it anyway, you lazy sack of shit. It's funny that she complains about things as if she has a right to be there in the first place. Maybe going in and out of the window will get a neighbor to call the cops since she and the walking corpse look shifty as hell.
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No. 674294
>>674194Sounds like it. like she's setting up her
victim story.
Also she can't open the door when it's unlocked? What?
No. 674368
>>674043>I don't wanna pay rentBitch you're not even paying rent now.
Didn't she say at one point her mom legally could not have her and Lurch living with her due to occupancy?
No. 674409
>>674113she is on heroin not meth. you’d know that if you bothered to read the thread for two entire seconds (it’s literally in the second sentence of the OP)
and nah she’s just unfortunate looking.
No. 674840
>>674460And how do we even know Luna's mom relapsed? All we have to go on is Luna's word and this is a girl who has accused her father (if I'm remembering correctly) of KILLING SOMEONE at some point. (What the fuck, Luna…?)
It's just weird that this, out of everything, is what a lot of people seem to find believable. Of course she'll want to say things to demonize her mother- otherwise she wouldn't be able to say she's living in such a hellhole so PLS GIVE $$ BBY uwu~~~
No. 674843
>>674840Im not sure the mother has really relapsed either. I know she gets some of the xans from her mom so maybe shes on a fit that mommy doesn't give her enough to get high on because shes got to treat her own symptoms, she complained once about how "all my mom does is wait for the end of the month when her pills come" and made a bunch of non-specific references to her being high or nodding off which IMHO luna is just mad that theres less of it for her to abuse so she bitches about her om being 'on drugs'
also yeah there was this poem that was just a list of things about her dad and he has a Tech-9 (just like Columbine uwu!) and has murdered people and sprayed a needle full of Hep-C blood at her and slapped her once.
Im not sure who to give the benefit of the doubt to. Luna is an overblown crybaby (remember when she called her mother 'destroyer of relationships, destroyer of worlds' lmfao) but also the parents allegedly were the type of people to fuck in the open street like stray dogs on the steps of a methadone clinic so I wouldn't be totally shocked if they do have some fuckery of their own. We know neither parent raised her so neither could have been stable for most of her life, I doubt they BOTH suddenly became stable people in the 10 years between the grandma's death and today.
No. 676752
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The sole cap, from Twitter, from the weekly pic dump that had not been posted here yet.
No signs of life on any of her accounts in 6 days…
No. 677208
>>676752It's uncanny in how she looks like a wax figure of a drug addict.
Something about the way her makeup makes her skin and lips appear mottled. How the eyeliner makes her eyes darker and more beady. The way her hair has been processed so much that it looks like a cheap wig that someone didn't know how