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No. 431342

Previous Thread: >>336817

Vicky is trying hard lately to be a mature intellectual interested in mature intellectual things like politics.

>30 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies

>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects
>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'
>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them
>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)
>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'
>(Poorly) fakes a British accent
>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl
>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved

All images property of Victoria Shingleton. All use of images constitutes copyright fair use, e.g. for purposes of critique or parody. Image sources:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VictoriaBellaMorteOfficial/
Personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/victoria.emma.5680
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missvictoriamurder/

No. 431344

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To start things off, Victoria is so proud of finally doing a half decent job and not having to put filters over it. Congrats, Ick.

No. 431349

This thread pic is nightmare fuel.

No. 431351

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She's steamed. People are telling her that her pussy stinks and nobodies writing her sonnets. What a world.

No. 431425

>>431351
>your personality is unstable…dramatic.. whack as fuck and tacky.
lmao at that projection

No. 431427

>>431344
I'm not really knowledgeable about tatts but why does hers look always kind of blurry and greyish ? Is it the poor quality of the picture or does all of her tatts look like that ?

Is she afraid to use pure black or what

No. 431442

>>431427
I was wondering this myself

No. 431462

>>431427

The quality of the photo is shit but what I think she's technically trying to achieve is called greywash… The problem is that she doesn't quite understand the depth of shading (or color) and has no eye for detail which leave her tattoos looking dull.

Other than that she still probably doesn't understand the structure of skin and the tattoo ink spreads under whichever layer she hacks it under.

I can imagine she's probably had some feedback about this but refuses to take advice… leaving her work looking below average.

No. 431468

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What ribs???? This is so close up that you can't even tell what the hell it is??? this isn't sexy???

No. 431494

>>431468
just trying to show that she's "skinny" because her ribs totes poke out when she lays down, guys, but even 200lb moo has ribs when she does this pose, so…try harder vicky

No. 432235

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>>431494

totes dis is the body of a girl with ribs showing

No. 432251

>>432235
And that's photoshopped, stretched and corseted to death too, kek. Remember when she claimed to have a 13 inch waist? I wish I still had the receipts from that. ~only two hands wide~

No. 432352

>>431494
I don't consider myself thin but my ribs pop out a fuck ton more than that when I lay down so I can only imagine how hammy Vic actually is. Ten bucks says she's sucking in, too.

No. 432485

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One of my favorite things to do is look at Vic's edit history. She edited this status about 6 or 7 times. What the fuck.

No. 432571

>>432485

will this pink car be as fake as the white Challenger with the "MORTE" plate she uses in her photos?

No. 432648

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You can tell how big she is here. She is trying so hard to hide her hammy face and hiding behind that girl staying in the back

No. 432760

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Always has to remind everyone how ~intelligent and beautiful~ she is. 12 guys tried asking her on dates so far this week!

No. 432903

>>432760

I love how she thinks she's some kind of burdened goddess for getting hit on and solicited on the internet (because we all know this isn't happening to her in real life). That happens to pretty much every girl on the internet every day, but sure Vic. Also I would bet money on the fact that she was actually sent one message and is lying and elaborating to blow more smoke up her own ass.

No. 432939

>>432903
um anon she's so beautiful guys hit sign posts staring at her

because that totally is something that happened and she isn't just a delusional narcissistic person

No. 432948

>>432760
REALLY GIRL? Why can't you just say "when you tell a guy you aren't interested/taken"?? WHY do you have to turn it into a spiel about how loyal you are omfg like only an asshole thinks they deserve praise for being decent and not cheating jfc kill me now

No. 432982

>>432760
Wait, she has a boyfriend?

No. 433017

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This just looks so…odd…

No. 433021

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And of course, can't forget this still from the same vid.

No. 433177

>>433017
Hahahaha her body is photoshopped so bad oh lord. Those arms are hilarious

No. 433228

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That's why you self posted countless times trying to defend yourself, right Vic?

No. 433538

>>433228
I went back through those threads today and laughed my ass off. That shit will never get old.

No. 433621

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I bet it's just her flailing around her replica sword in her room and then stopping after 10 minutes and goes to eat while photoshopping pictures horribly

No. 433633

>>433621
does she think this "swords and martial arts" shit sounds cool? it's like what 16 year old fedoralords talk about as homage to their glorious nippon.

No. 433715

>>433621
Even if she does break a sweat, doing it a few times a year doesn't do anything, which is why she's still out of shape. She probably just does it every now and then for photos and vids and if they all turn out bad, just posts about it instead.

No. 433775

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She was so proud of this garbage, she took a screenshot and posted it on insta as well lol. Does she seriously think being in a relationship is an achievement? Is she that proud of herself for having a boyfriend?

No. 433781

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Still edited tho. Check out that huge fat man hand of hers. I like how every picture she posts now are just super up close shots of her face it's the oldest fat chick trick in the book. I guess she's too lazy to photoshop the shit out of her whole body lately followed by a photoshopped background

No. 433784

>>433781
Her top lip is super blurry compared to her bottom lip. No filter but still heavily edited.

And that meaty hand, oof.

No. 433785

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What is this video anyway….? It's literally just a close up of her fat chick clevege and then she giggles. She's trying so hard for attention

No. 433841

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Did she seriously think no one would notice??? Anyone on here know how to hack files so we can see what these photos looked like before she edited them?

No. 433864

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Even though the first one is still edited, the differences between these photos are pretty crazy. The first one shows what her lips really look like.

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No. 433878

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Never forget, Vic.
This is what you look like in reality. No amount of photoshop will change that. And unless you've had lip injections, Botox, a rhinoplasty, chin augmentation, and a brow lift (all of which you've fervently denied having done), there's no way in hell that you look any different from these "older" photos simply because of the fact that that's not how the aging process works. There's no way to reverse it, only slow it down. So please, explain to everyone why it is that you claim they look bad because they are "old photos" of you from when you were younger? The logic behind that makes zero sense, unless you've had all of the previously mentioned surgical procedures.

No. 433907

>>433864
she looks way better with more natural makeup. why does she do this mid-2000's era chola shit?

No. 433914

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>>433841
> hacking initiated

No. 433928

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>>433841
I'm behind 7 proxzomes and initiating deepweb file defragment server byte transfer as we speak

No. 433943

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>>433841
I'm on it too anon.

No. 433976

>>433943
Haha but in all seriousness, someone really should take some candid photographs of her. Anyone already in Guelph or somewhere close that wants to take a crack at it? I know someone in one of the previous threads said something about seeing Vic in person at a retail store they worked at but they never tried to catch a photo or anything, which is pretty easy to hide under the guise of texting, watching a video, taking a selfie, etc.
Someone, please bring her down a peg or two. You know you want to.

No. 433978

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>>433841

actually, yes

an unedited natural photo should be uniform, mostly black with white artifacts. Vickies is all over the place, especially the lips

No. 434030

>>433978
not to defend icky but these things rely alot on camera quality as well.

No. 434035

>>433775
I already saw this somewhere else… She stole it lmao

No. 434071

>>434030
Did you not see the comparison photos though? It's obvious these are heavily photoshopped.

No. 434073

>>434035
This isn't the first time and probably won't be the last, sadly enough.

No. 434107

>>433865
So one thing she does is overlines her lips and then blurs it in photoshop so it looks like her real lips. I know her candids look horrible, but imagine that makeup in person

No. 434135

>>433781
Her hand is a completely different colour than her face. Also I'm gagging at her describing herself as porcelain white. Why can't she post anything without complimenting/lying about herself? Does she not see how pathetic that is?

No. 434182

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>>433978
It's not too hard to see where the edits are with levels in PS.
Of note: skin texture disappearing under her eyes to above her mouth and her chin, jawline is wobbly, neck seems too thin (pulled in + hair blocking the other side. have another look, it's odd), shadow on her neck doesn't make sense. Lips don't look edited in PS actually, but the size of her teeth in relation to her nose is throwing me off a bit.

No. 434263

Vicky is so pathetic. Has to convince people something isn't edited when it so obviously is I am catching so serious second hand embarrassment. She lies so much to try and keep this catfish online persona. Her real life must be so pathetic and sad

No. 434272

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Tons on filters piled on and grabbing hair to hide both sides of her face. Her signature move to hide her fat face. Why does she always look like her eyelids can hardly lift those huge fake eyelashes. Remember when she tried to say "my lashes are natural I just curl them. They are long and black as fuck" fckn lol.

No. 434275

Girl, how is chola lip liner and bright pink shimmer lipstick drawn over your lip line a "muted lip"? She would defend this by probably saying something like "my lips are naturally pearlescent pink"

No. 434335

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>>433781



The comments on this picture. Another lie that she bought a photography studio and this is a test shot that turned out great while playing around. Seems like she took the picture herself and then shooped her troll face to blurred shit. There's another picture that was posted before this that she deleted already and it was obviously taken by herself. She lies about fucking everything this whole girls life is just lie after lie she probably has a hard time keeping track of all her bullshit she spews out daily

No. 434343

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This is from 6 months ago back in march. Took a screen shot of a video and turned up the brightness. Look how wide her hips and waist are HOLY SHIT

No. 434345

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Yikes

No. 434435

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No. 434442

GODDAMN I WANT TO SLAP HER FUCKING HANDS DOWN!! How does she not know how transparent that is?

And who are these fucktards telling her she's beautiful/perfect/gorgeous?? Bad enough you gotta be a neckbeard, but a moron on top of it?

No. 434446

>>434442
There's no end to the stupidity of neckbeards, anon. Just look at Moomoo's horde. They want to believe there are disgusting bimbos who will cater to their whims out there, so they shower them in praise even when it's obviously fake.

No. 434447

>>434442
It's acually interesting to look at the profiles of her active fans on her facebook. From what i've seen they can be mostly put into 5 categories:

Crusty old men who's fat old wives haven't fucked them in years

Fedora sporting neckbeards

Pseudo-intellectual hillbillies with juggalo tattoos.

Random facebook hoes who hope some of her (imaginary)notoriety will rub off on them if they compliment her enough.

Normal people calling her out on her bullshit.

No. 434538

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She made a site..
https://mvminksend.wixsite.com/bellamortestudios
Wtf, it's so bad

No. 434545

>>434538

she lives in her myspace days right down to the era appropriate amateur web design

No. 434548

>>434538
>>434545

how much you wanna bet the artists on the artists section are made up names?

the blog is still in default content but it's from 7 days ago, so the recent post saying "Grand Opening soon :D!" has to be recent

…which she's been saying since Jan/Feb

also, how many fucking artists are going to go work at "Victoria Bella Morte Tattoos"?

her hours are listed at 5-9pm mon-fri

definitely still and will continue to be scratching out of her house

No. 434559

>>434548
I can't even click on the names to go to any social media or a portfolio page. You'd think she would hire people with a portfolio/experience and nearly all tattoo artists have an online presence these days to promote their work. I wouldn't doubt the names are made up. Also, if you have the money to run a shop, why don't you have the money to get your own domain name and hire a web designer?

No. 434573

>>434071
no i know that they're shoop'd but you can't "detect" it with software like that. i am not saying they aren't, just that you can't tell with this.

No. 434578

>>434559
tattooist fag here

she lists 8 artists on that page, 9 including herself. parlours typically have fixed chairs/stations for organisation/efficiency/professionalism purposes, which is why you find tattooing businesses don't have teams much larger than 3-5 (not including guest artists). so unless they're all tattooing a foot away from each other in her grungy-ass house or playing musical chairs with limited stations based on who has an appointment, it's clearly bullshit.

scratchers have a negative reputation in the community as well, so any artist that willingly works under her instead of an actual business-licensed shop is likely one as well. that makes for one scary staph-infested environment.

since im doubting she's making more than a few hundred a day (even IF that) from her "business", she couldn't afford the rent on a real shop alongside the necessary purchases to have a cleanly, health-regulated area and sterilized tools. this is a fucking joke.

protip: victoria, if you're reading this, n e v e r use your name for a business that showcases other artists' work. if someone royally fucks up, your name is attached to that instead of a shop name you can easily ditch a few years down the road (not that this would be much help to you considering you've already ruined yourself before anybody else could).

sage for sperge

No. 434587

>>434578
I don't think you have to sage. Sperging out is what Vic did a few threads back, when she kept posting a bunch of bullshit on the thread, claiming to be other people who "knew her" or "dated her".

No. 434800

>>434578
I know it's most likely she's deeply exaggerating if not downright faking her "business ownership," but it's possible her parents are pouring in money or "loans," right?

I have a feeling that she has one, maybe two stations if she has any put in yet (so far I haven't seen any pictures of the "shop" that aren't just related to decorating?). Those names are most likely fake, any that are real are probably just people like her - scratchers/poorly qualified artists with fe clients - she's promised room to do appointments in a shared space. Which is a whole different situation from having a team of 8 professional artists working in your self-owned shop, but if Vicky can be counted on for anything, it's turning a very bland truth into exciting and impressive fantasy with bits of truth sprinkled in.

>>434587
Always sage unless you're posting milk or updates on the cow. Read the site rules.

No. 434801

>>434800

I think it's probably pretty likely that after she was called out by a shop owner who fixed her work (screenshots in previous threads) who was deemed more trustworthy and professional because she owns her own shop and employs other artists, Vicky was so salty because she couldn't really dispute it based on the professional status and of the artist calling her out. She has likely fabricated some of or all of this fuckery and made sure that it looks like she employs MORE artists than the aforementioned girl to look like she is more professional and trusted. Therefore (in her mind) keeping her online persona intact. Sage for slight tinfoiling.

No. 434804

Also, she accidentally posted her actual home address and the address of her shop in her latest instagram video. I looked it up on google maps and the location of her shop is in one of the more disgusting, broke down industrial areas of Guelph.

No. 434855

Her mouth looks like a busted picket fence.

No. 435183

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>>434804
…looks like a great location

No. 435256

>>435183

says she's unit 80 so if we enhance…

https://imgur.com/a/Zf7mx

dear god, what a horror show

No. 435258

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No. 435272

>>435258
fucking yikes. i'd lose a kidney in this place

No. 435275

>>435258
Holy hell. I wonder what this looks like after her "remodel". The state it's in looks like a torture cell. Any local anons?

No. 435277

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Jesus Christ, this girl is fucking delusional. Vicky, you wore a size 10 at the fashion show. You can't be serious.

No. 435333

On weekends I go to visit my parents and they live around a 10 minute drive or so from what appears to be Vicks "shop". Would it be cow tipping if I went to investigate and take a few shots of whatever is happening there orrr

No. 435341

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>>435277
>I'm a size large in boob and ass

No. 435354

Lol she is absolutely not a size 0 in the waist hahahahahaha, in her wet dreams

maybe a size 10.

I like how use both brags about how slender she wishes she was while also not so subtley body shaming skinny women…

No. 435359

>>435277
lol using large as a statement of ones size You can literally have 10 different shirts in a "large" and none will be the same size. Even sizes don't really mean anything anymore

No. 435367

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>>434538

If you go to the 'about+' section on her cheap-o website (the only link that even worked for me), you can see just how lazy she is

No. 435368

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No. 435372

>>435367

Sorry for not cropping btw, Ik it looks messy. Just wanted to be sure to include the website so there's no doubt it's hers

No. 435537

>>435333
No anon, that would be milky as fuck.
I'd love you forever if you took one for the team.

No. 435667

at least we can keep track of her shop's status here

https://www.wdgpublichealth.ca/your-health/beauty-body-art/list-inspected-tattoo-body-piercing-shops

http://www.checkbeforeyouchoose.ca/Facility/Show/70e11acd-a25f-44ad-ae43-7843bd2910a7

if she's indeed opening this week, the last time any inspector came by to that shack was in march, would def need a health inspection to operate the business…wonder if she knows that

No. 436059

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Semi local anon here. I feel like it's going to be difficult for her to find professional artists that are willing to work under her given her reputation as an artist in this area. Almost every tattoo artist I've spoken to around here has had to ethier fix her work or has heard the horror stories.

No. 436122

>>436059

im laughing so hard

anybody who goes to this scratcher staph shack deserves what happens to them.

No. 436204

>>436059

Haha wow that's pretty unprofessional to recruit employees over Facebook. She has no idea how to run a business and definitely didn't take a business course in school she's going to fail so hard and lose so much money. Maybe then she will learn her lesson.

No. 436224

>>436059
But Vicky, according to your site, you have 9 damn artists on staff, all working in that little brick shed. Why would you need any more? Also, anyone remember/have a screencap of her claiming to have bought a photography studio? I'm gonna assume the tattoo studio and the photography studio are the same shed lol.

No. 436229

>>436204
The future milk will be bountiful and I can't wait. Especially since public health records and complaints are public and she can't control/lie about them. She's been able to operate under the radar for too long and now she can't. Beautiful.

No. 436420

>>436059
Ugh, her and her scratchers are going to wind up maiming more naive, ignorant people (likely young), and that's really unfortunate.

No. 436424

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>>436224

That's why she called it "Bella-Morte Studio"

Tattoo studio, photography studio, next maybe recording studio…

>>436229

The thing is, she's been openly posting about doing tattoo work for months with no "open" shop, so presumably she's operating in the shed that has so far had no proper health inspection. She could get shut down before she even has her "grand opening". (her public post implies she's open just not to walk-in business)

that said, she is listed as being licensed on the gov website, which is baffling. If she was fully set up we KNOW she would have plastered the internet with pictures already.

No. 436427

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>>436424

speak of the devil…IT HAS BEGUN

No. 436428

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No. 436494

>>436059
cambridge tattoofag here, can +1 this. have fixed one of the many she gave to her ex (about 4-5 years ago?) was on his throat

No. 436568

>>436427
Oohh Shingles, only you would attempt to make the inside of a shed look palatial. Never change.

No. 436608

>>436427

I love that there is a low hanging chandelier - why not make a small workspace even harder to navigate

No. 436644

>>436427
>>436428

This links like a nail salon, not a tattoo shop. And leave it to Shingles to pick a paint that looks like a Bloody Mary.

No. 436646

>>436644
It's actually a fairly well known interior decorating tip that red should really only be used for an accent wall, painting​ a whole room red can induce stress. I guess you SHOULD be stressed out if you're about to get work done at the Bella Morte photography and tattoo shed, though.

No. 436651

>>436427
This honestly just looks like a small town, low budget funeral home. Which is fitting I guess.

No. 436769

>>436651
Looks like a china buffet place.

No. 436773

>>436769

All it's missing is a sad little fountain w/ a few cockroaches & moldy pennies

No. 437027

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Posted & deleted last night.

No. 437066

>>437027
Lol keeping what booty? one would have to have a butt/Hips to start with haha

No. 437070

>>437027

She's sucking in with all her might and those pants are so high up. why does she act like she's a ~martial artist sword master~ when she's never taken a course in her whole life? She always has to brag about how fit and active she is while posting weird angled cropped half body shots while sucking up all she can.

No. 437084

>>437027
Also the angle (top to bottom) makes you look thinner. Come on Vic these are rookie tricks.

Can someone tell me why her side tattoo looks so fucked up?

No. 437172

>>437084

because according to her, she did it all herself!

No. 437454

>>436494
I'm so curious to know - what is it like to inspect her work up-close, with actual professional knowledge? How incompetent is she, compared to the average artist? I know there are a LOT of bad ones out there, how does she compare to the worst?

No. 437455

>>436608

AND harder to clean. Same with all those fake plants. Tacky, cluttered, and unsanitary, all of it.

No. 437468

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It's so sad that she keeps posting stuff like this to try and justify how fat and blobby she is in real life and candid shots compared to her shooped photos. she blames it all and the pose and lighting every time. Sorry Vicky but you are just a fat blobby cow and there's no photoshop or filters in real life to save you.

No. 437472

>>437468


>how to tell a waist shoop 101


look how wide the inner crook of her elbow got compared to the before picture. obvious pinching in of the waist.

No. 437473

>>437027
Those meaty arms in comparison. Cows always seem to forget you can't suck-in your arm fat.

No. 437523

>>437468 especially considering the girls who post stuff like this don't photoshop themselves. The whole concept of the side by side is them posting their instagram self and real self. Vicky will NEVER post her true form unless someone runs up to her a snags a candid

No. 437525

Her shop looks like a run down nail salon in the ghetto. Or like a sketchy exotic massage place

No. 437613

File: 1506075395299.jpg (275.29 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20170922_061349.jpg)

Random sad fucks on your FB commenting "marry me" don't count but ok Vic

No. 437656

>>437027

so she looks different in each picture because she has a magical body which can shed, keep or gain weight from the part she desires and a super fast metabolism that enables her to do these in a very short time? all of the photos she didn't take herself must have been coincidentally taken while she was keeping all the weight for shits and giggles, then. very realistic and completely steeped in scientific truth, vic. thank you for gracing us with this very educated explanation, for i have no doubt it's directed to us, your only actual audience.

No. 437657

>>437027
>"i want a bit of softness in the tummy..if it doesn't move a tiny bit when I slap it its too lean for my taste"
>that thumb easily sinking into her waist

Vic, we all know you're softer than cream cheese and if you slapped your stomach it'd be wobbling for days.

No. 437692

File: 1506094872621.png (1.49 MB, 996x949, Screen Shot 2017-09-22 at 11.3…)

>>437657

nah it's all angles & stuff, she does sword and martial art and is in cutting season because she's also a bodybuilder

No. 437698

>>437692
Vic….. We all know you don't do any of that. The only "bodybuilding" you do is building the pounds.

No. 437703

>>437692
Her face looks so much slimmer with the middle part. I don't know why she insists on the dated scene hair.

No. 437870

File: 1506112947163.png (109.08 KB, 737x1208, IMG_9298.PNG)

>>437703
Anon, I think you may need glasses because her face looks like a potato in the photo where she has the middle part.

No. 437962

File: 1506119260708.png (462.66 KB, 966x647, Screen Shot 2017-09-22 at 6.23…)

>>436428

seems like she'd had her "studio" in a similar state since March - not much has changed

makes you wonder why the hell she's spent the last 6 months with it "closed" but clearly operating out of the shed the entire time

No. 437972

File: 1506119752806.png (497.62 KB, 935x594, Screen Shot 2017-09-22 at 6.34…)

>>437962

oh god nvm how did i miss this stuff, at least now we know every red wall = "the shed"

No. 437984

>>437972

I can't believe how fitting it is that ol' Vicky shingles is operating out of a staph shack in the middle of a busted industrial park. She makes it so easy to roast her, it's almost unfair.

No. 437991

File: 1506120632653.png (84.49 KB, 750x981, IMG_6320.PNG)

>> And the flavour you taste depends on if she's showered this week.

No. 438037

>>437972
firstly, how does this manage to look so dingy when its all freshly painted

secondly, some anon with a black belt in google fu find out where that symbol came from bc its way too symmetrical and even for her to have painted that herself

No. 438045

File: 1506127289578.jpg (13.57 KB, 215x235, c8d2629bccad7e8aacaf6de4c5e90c…)

>>438037
It's from Assassin's Creed (Renaissance logo)

No. 438159

>>438045
Hm, and Vicks being such the ~hardcore gamur gurl~ that she is, didn't realize this? How strange. It's almost like she doesn't game at all.

No. 438230

>>437870
Nah, I think she looks a lot better too (not necessarily slimmer lol), it's a combination of having her eyebrows mostly hidden, her hair miraculously looking less fried and the fact that the scene side bangs are just SO terrible.

No. 439137

File: 1506312471119.png (135.44 KB, 640x1000, IMG_2584.PNG)

I'm sure you've done this before Vic.

No. 439174

>>439137
yeah… suuuure she has……

No. 439249

>>439137
Everything she posts looks like it belongs on r/cringeanarchy or r/thathappened. Maybe even a few things for r/justneckbeardthings.

No. 439254

File: 1506351850962.jpg (1.05 MB, 3264x3264, IMG_6432.JPG)

Once again Vicky is sharing completely fake, made up propaganda and finding a way to turn it into a big ol' fishing pole for compliments and telling everyone how great and SMRT she is. It's actually impressive how she can turn absolutely anything into a conversation about her (fake) iq, (fake) ff character physique, or (fake) marriage proposals etc.

No. 439268

File: 1506354167628.png (204.67 KB, 703x601, smort.png)

>>439254
I like how she's just repeating stuff she googled. so smart.

No. 439467

>>439268
>>439254
Even stupid when googling, copying and pasting. The study involved 949 people. That hardly is enough for any kind of meaningful theories on neurological sex differences.

More importantly, "Saudi Arabia's average IQ is only 84" makes me want to punch babies. IQ across cultures, even less developed ones, average 100. This is the first god damn thing you learn when assessing IQ.

However it is heart warming that a woman with a 149 IQ is working in a china town buffet's backroom doing tattoos. How humble.

No. 439637

>>439137

She already deleted this post. Probably got called out on it or didn't get enough likes and attention she so desperately craves by making up lie after lie

No. 439662

File: 1506386186808.jpg (765.33 KB, 3127x2149, IMG_6447.JPG)

On today's episode of "What will Vicky hide behind to try and hide her real face and body in photos she can't edit herself":

No. 439704

File: 1506390507330.jpg (57.35 KB, 540x644, IMG_20170925_214653.jpg)

I feel like she posts something like this every time her board gets bumped a bit more than average…but no fucks given, yeah? Oookkaaay, Vic.

No. 439756

>>439704
you would think someone with a 149 IQ would know the difference between "faze" and "phase"

No. 439770

>>439756
MTE. Did this bitch even finish high school?

I still die every time I remember that she claimed to have studied psychology and astrophysics.

No. 439904

>>439770
oh and you forget she's a cordon blu trained chef thats managed several 5 star restaurant's lol

No. 439974

>>439662
Her huge arm in the right picture is so beefy kek holy fuck

No. 440355

File: 1506476844289.png (254.13 KB, 750x1097, IMG_6456.PNG)

Publicly blasting someone who is clearly suffering from severe mental illness. It's really indicative of her narc ways when she can't even ignore the nonsensical rants of someone who is suffering and has to publicly insult and embarrass them. How does she sleep at night. And of course she has to make it about how he's fantasizing about her and how many crazy stalkers she has. There really are no lengths that Vicky won't meet to troll for asspats from her followers.

What she doesn't realize is that this happens to people every day. She thinks she's so special for receiving messages like this. But she's really just the scum of the earth for publicly shaming someone who is this ill.

No. 440385

File: 1506479843752.jpg (177.55 KB, 716x921, IMG_2601.JPG)

I love how shooped her face and shoulder are. Her skin texture is just a blurred all over when you zoom in a little it's very obvious. She forgot to shoop her neck the same skin tone haha her shoulder and face are so white and blurred in comparison. ~naturally porcelain white skin~ And the jaw line looks wonky and off. She also forgot to shoop her skin you can see under her hair on her face it's the same tone as her neck everything just looks so odd. I think she's too lazy to shoop her whole body now so she's just doing these weird close ups and failing so so terribly. And that cheap tacky looking costume jewelry necklace she keeps wearing bothers me so much.

No. 440389

File: 1506480306321.png (74.65 KB, 640x789, IMG_2605.PNG)

I really don't know who she's trying to fool. Here's a screen cap from some garbage snap chat video with a million filters on top she posted today on instagram talking in her poor attempt at a bristish accent (I turned down the brightness and exposure a bit)

No. 440392

File: 1506480723142.png (74.18 KB, 640x792, IMG_2603.PNG)

You can see how broad and wide her upper body is & she has no collar bone visible what so ever you can tell she's a wide chunker even all those snap filters can't save her. Look how big her shoulder is compaired to her new shopped profile picture. She even blurred out her face lines in the profile pic as well

No. 440394

>>440389
The NOSE. How does she not look at her editing, and realize that a nose like thatt could not physically stand on its own? It's beyond a "fantasy" look at this point, even, if she were to try to make that argument. She's so out of touch with reality, it's bizarre.

No. 440407

File: 1506482518289.png (67.8 KB, 640x649, IMG_2609.PNG)

>>440385

photo from the photography studio she bought. DUUUHHH!!!!!!! It's not a shooped to death selfie she clearly took of herself and then edited into the ground ^_~

No. 440410

File: 1506482826387.jpg (Spoiler Image, 252.91 KB, 712x941, IMG_6460.JPG)

Deleted and reuploaded, I posted the wrong pic. Sorry!

>>440389
First of all, where the fuck is her eyebrow going.

Also, don't take the exposure off of those HD pics unless you want nightmares. Also used vickys favourite shoop tool, sharpen.

No. 440411

>>440410
And my lord the quality of her hand tattoo that she so proudly did herself looks like trash. Way to advertise your work Vic.

No. 440413

>>440410
It looks like she had dark circles or badly textured skin around her eye area that she horribly tried to fix with the clone tool. Piss poor effort.

Also love how clean and crisp her untouched chest area around her necklace is and how much of a blurred, warped mess her face is in comparison.
It's especially noticeable with the piece of hair above her eyebrow which is smudged to all hell, while the hairs on the side of her face are completely sharp and defined.

No. 440415

If Vicky is 5'3" as she always loves to brag about cuz she's so small and "tiny" and she wears a size 10 dress size according to that consignment wedding dress she wore for that photo shoot she didn't get paid anything for and tried to play it off as a fashion bridal runway shoot (kek) then that means she should be around 150-160 pounds and at 5'3" that's pretty damn overweight ….

No. 440418

File: 1506484558249.png (59.48 KB, 510x525, Unnamed image (8).png)

Your daily reminder that Vic is just one of the boys, you guys. Don't forget!

No. 440461

If anyone is curious about Vicky's true tattoo beginnings, check out this VK album full of photos and some original english captions on her own work. Some of it is not hers, but it should be fairly easy to tell what is what.

https://vk.com/album-11867072_108519064

No. 440469

>>440461

>liddle

>tiz
>random british spelling
>terrible flash tattoos terribly done
>"this tattoo is not shit guise, it's only muh crappy camera"

she's insufferable.

No. 440472

File: 1506493063501.jpg (535.25 KB, 2048x2048, 264C0C78-BF76-4629-8FBE-227E7C…)

Holy fucking potatoe body how can she even think she's fooling anyone. She's shaped like a frigging barrel these shops are so hilariously bad

No. 440476

File: 1506493740744.png (373.33 KB, 839x459, lel.png)

>>440461
This comment killed me, hahah. Most direct translation I can give is "on who is she beaten up?" , but more roughly translated it's "who would get a tattoo of her looking banged up?". That is just such a bad tattoo. Eesh.

No. 440483

>>440476
Wow did she really tattoo her own face on this person?

No. 440492

File: 1506499270720.jpg (112.93 KB, 630x709, IMG_3284.JPG)

She posted one of her wonky videos earlier then proceeded to go crazy to this person in the comments before deleting all their comments. This was all I got though. Girl literally does post videos that look 3 frames per second… probably because she edits the hell out of them. When will she get a reality check?

No. 440537

>>440407
Lmao so her shitshack tattoo studio doubles as a photography studio? I really struggle with the fact that she doesn't understand the difference between an actual REAL photoshoot with a photographer and creative team and endlessly taking selfies and editing them. That isn't a photoshoot, and it still wasn't a photoshoot when she made her boyfriends and friends do it.

Then again, I guess that's difficult for her to understand seeing as she also claims to be a model on her facebook and a model for clothing lines on her instagram. She doesn't know the first thing about what being a real model entails. It's just so embarrassing to see a grown woman who does nothing but take and edit selfies call herself a model. (I mean, he first thing you might consider before claiming model status is actually getting paid for your work. But I guess we all know that she'll never really be paid for it due to her stumpy height, barrel-esque physique, aging skin and general rudeness when professional photographers don't want to shoop her into a different person.

No. 440538

>>440492

The quality isn't good because it's a video recorded on her phone?
She truly still lives in 2009 mentally.
I want to see a recent smartphone with that kind of shit video quality….

Even the iPhone 5 was capable of shooting in 1080 p


Sage for tech sperging but her
shit excuses really grind my gears

No. 440540

File: 1506519690212.png (100 KB, 750x686, IMG_6465.PNG)

Y'all, she's as white as human skin goes. My god keep it coming Vic. You sound like such a fucking moron.

No. 440545

>>440540
so she's albino?

No. 440580

File: 1506528152948.png (680.06 KB, 566x833, Screen Shot 2017-09-27 at 11.5…)

>>440461

oh my god

No. 440606

>>440580

this is too awful to be real. Looks like my 10 year old sister did it

No. 440620

File: 1506535644859.png (156.24 KB, 750x1102, IMG_9340.PNG)

>>440492
Here's more. She's such a bitch.

No. 440629

File: 1506536462466.jpg (102.93 KB, 500x440, Reaction-pictures-laughing.jpg)

>>440620

>go take more pics of your shitty car. Since thats all your insta is


Sick burn Vicky. He'll be feeling that for weeks.

No. 440742

File: 1506545760816.png (83.28 KB, 390x971, IMG_6769.PNG)

Lol but where's the lie tho?

No. 440969

>>440620
She buys shitty phones because she breaks them so much…
She could actually end up on an episode of catfish.

No. 441001

>>440620
"International model, cover girl, face of a clothing brand… YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO HIGH RES PICS AND VIDS" Girl.

No. 441116

File: 1506607063829.jpg (83.46 KB, 720x960, aaaaaahhhhhh.jpg)

My god she looks like a 48 year old trailer trash mom who smokes 2 packs a day, and this was taken at least a couple years ago.

Lighten up on the cigarettes and whiskey vic, you're gonna look 80 before you know it and we both know you don't have the photoshop skills to try and cover that up.

No. 441488

File: 1506660399131.png (151.9 KB, 653x975, IMG_6767.PNG)


No. 441489

File: 1506660429589.png (105.35 KB, 645x1073, IMG_6773.PNG)


No. 441490

File: 1506660460590.png (85.92 KB, 652x899, IMG_6772.PNG)

Tragic

No. 441495

>>440620
I wish that guy asked her what kind of phone she has, wasn't she doing snapchat filters and shit? She acts like she's using a flip phone.

No. 441547

>>441490
Yikes. Wow! That made me cringe hard.

No. 441632

>>441489
>>441490

She's balding worse than JNig. Check out where that natural hair ends and the extensions begin. Hard to believe a grown woman thinks this is a good look. She better stop that bleaching now or she'll need a wig for life. Time to give up!

No. 441663

>>441632
Holy shit, I never noticed the 5 Head. thats why she has those horrendous side bangs!

No. 441693

>>441663

She has out dated scene hair to hide her huge forehead and fat face

No. 441726

File: 1506714281336.png (536.64 KB, 913x597, Screen Shot 2017-09-29 at 3.43…)

dear god this is so bad

No. 441735

>>441726
Does she not do black outlines because she just can't? She always makes these weird black blurs behind her tattoos.

No. 441750

>>440620
She is soooooo defensive over a simple question. It must be exhausting having such a poor self image and having to defend the fake image you've portrayed online.

She's not even that bad looking? If she dropped the drag make up and did her hair more age appropriate, she could go from a mid 3 to a generous 6. She's so stuck in her scene days, it makes her look like a 40 year old trailer trash whore.

No. 441794

>>441750
>She's not even that bad looking? If she dropped the drag make up and did her hair more age appropriate, she could go from a mid 3 to a generous 6. She's so stuck in her scene days, it makes her look like a 40 year old trailer trash whore.

Thank you! I agree! She could be average-cute to pretty depending on angles etc and just own that, instead she needs everyone to believe she's a perfect ethereal being more beautiful than any mortal, so her flaws become laughably obvious. So many cows are like this! Could have a good thing going for them but they get greedy and want to be everything.

No. 441960

File: 1506740826976.jpg (435.35 KB, 2048x2048, B2DF0EC6-0EBE-4247-9250-022955…)


No. 441961

File: 1506740854524.jpg (38.53 KB, 356x439, IMG_9373.JPG)


No. 441962

File: 1506740870629.png (82.52 KB, 614x1043, IMG_9372.PNG)


No. 441963

File: 1506740938116.png (26.06 KB, 366x383, IMG_9370.PNG)

Blurry but you get the point.

No. 442083

>>441116

The goddamn hand on face every time…. It's ironic she uses that hand to hide her face but the arm itself is so meaty so she's not really hiding the truth

No. 442093

>>441962

i think this is a much better look for her. i may just be thinking that because this is an older picture and she's just younger and better looking.

No. 442140

File: 1506798443615.png (126.69 KB, 680x1112, IMG_9374.PNG)

Anyone else remember when she was posted on IsAnyoneUp as a band whore?

No. 442148

>>442140
Not that any of these guys are worth bragging about, but I'll bet she submitted herself to IAU.

No. 442739

File: 1506908075959.jpg (78.11 KB, 540x690, IMG_20171001_213324.jpg)

What happened to the grand opening?

No. 442742

File: 1506908180719.jpg (86.47 KB, 540x689, IMG_20171001_213338.jpg)

Sage for double post but OF COURSE icky thinks it's normal to print out pics of your gf/wife and try to make your friends hang them up and wants someone to do that for her. And your last post made no sense because it and you are both mildly retarded.

No. 443646

>>442742
This thread is being hidden somehow.

No. 443672

>>443646
No it’s not, you retard. It just wasn’t on the front page of lolcow because no one posted in it for a day.

No. 443776

>>443672
It actually wasn't showing up for me earlier, either, only in the catalog.

No. 443814

>>442742
Of course she would love for her potential future husband to do this, but only if she gets to spend 6 hours on Photoshop liquifying said photo first.

No. 443816

>>443646
Someone is way too hostile. I'm not a retard and considering the fact that you thought I had no sense to look through the pages (which I did), it makes you look like the idiot here.

No. 443820

>>443814

It must really be a sad wanting nothing more in life than to be beat material for your husband and his friends.

Anyone who has met her in real life would never do that, to be fair.

Unless you spend hours and hours shooping, nobody is going to want your dumpy log body on a poster, and even if you do it's still questionable tbh. I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that said friend isn't a retarded narcissist ethier.

No. 443909

>>443820
Lol she's a completely notorious catfish, which is why you almost never see the girl out.

No. 444008

>>443816
You’re the one who can’t reply to the right post so I think you’re still an idiot.

No. 444089

>>441116
>Lurleen! Get yo dang ol' ass back in the trailer!

By far the best picture of her ever posted, I can practically smell the mix of stale cigarettes, Thunderbird and desperation.

No. 444187

>>444008
Everyone makes mistakes. That doesn't make them an idiot. You're just one insignificant asswipe in a sea of thousands, who feels the need to shit up this thread with comments that don't even pertain to it. Someone else even said that they could only find this thread in the catalog. Just because you were not experiencing that issue, doesn't mean that other people weren't. As much as I'm sure you love feeling like you're the only person in the world who matters, you're not. So go cry about it somewhere else.

No. 444193

>>444187
sage your butthurt next time :^)

No. 444200

>>444187
I'm the one who also couldn't find it and I tried to help you out there, but please sage your shit for the love of God, especially if you're gonna accuse someone else of shitting up the thread. It doesn't need to be bumped for this. You sage by putting "sage" in the email field and it's always a good idea to sage if you aren't posting new milk. Rants, opinions on another post, and shit like this should always be saged. Also, there's no need to keep replying and dragging out convos like this, it's pointless and you may earn yourself a ban.

No. 444291

File: 1507091213734.png (114.93 KB, 640x731, IMG_2735.PNG)

Vic posted an old horrible shooped photo on instagram. It's probably one of my favourite shoops I love how her meaty legs are thicker than her shooped to hell and back torso and the gravity defying boobs are hilarious.

No. 444293

>>444291
KEK her leg is HUGE

No. 444413

>>444291
…her calf is thicker than her waist, one of her tits is thicker than her waist wtf

No. 444437

>>444291
I’m clocking that cheap, super-shiny acrylic hair!

No. 444468

>>444291

What a disaster! Her shoulders are so much smaller than her lower arms…..I really don't think vic also has a boyfriend. I mean she would be posting about him 24/7 and at least have some couples pictures?? I really think her being in a relationship is a lie.

No. 444510

>>444291
She didn't do too bad shooping her face here, but everything else is disastrous.

No. 444522

>>444437
poppycock! Don't you know she has hair down to her butt and if she ever uses extensions she only ever has the most expensive, high quality ones fitted to give her already flowing locks just a little more volume?

No. 444986

File: 1507184669080.png (73.99 KB, 640x427, IMG_2772.PNG)

How long has she been saying her shit shack scratch studio would open soon? It feels like almost a year now or so. And a "photography studio" too!! I love how she spewed that lie out too when she hasn't even opened her "tattoo shop" yet. Come on Vic! Get your shit together

No. 445477

>>441489
I'm having myspace flashbacks

No. 445590

File: 1507302512301.png (178.17 KB, 732x1251, IMG_9440.PNG)

I went to her old Formspring account via Wayback Machine but could only view two pages. One was a screenshot from 2010 and the other was a screenshot from 2013. This is the former.

No. 445594

File: 1507303091249.png (124.61 KB, 745x1147, IMG_9459.PNG)

And here's the latter.

No. 445617

>>445590
>"bella morte is warriors dying a warrior's death in a battle"
>"Tis"
>"I named the clothing line it."
>"my mom called me Bella Morte"
She legit is a 17-year-old fedora in a fat myspace has-been's body.

>>445594
>"do boys count as pillows tee-hee~"
yeah you wish you fat sack of ignorance and bad taste.

No. 445671

File: 1507317455929.png (54.96 KB, 706x742, illogical.png)

>>445590
>>445594

Great finds, anon! I decided to dig as well.
I really wish there was a more complete archive.

No. 445764

>>445671
Thanks! How were you able to find this one? I kept trying to load more responses but it kept taking me to an error page.

No. 445803

File: 1507328961388.jpg (33.21 KB, 600x300, CSczyy_UEAAg10x-min.jpg)


No. 445945

>>445764
I stitched a few different pages together. On wayback, there is a 'back' and 'next' button, I just browsed through there.

No. 445959

File: 1507342155999.png (118.24 KB, 750x1107, IMG_9468.PNG)

Haha then why are you still lurking on here, Vic? That's a definite sign that you're practically obsessed with what people have to say about you. You really just can't stand the fact that not everyone buys into your fake facade, can you? You're so pathetic, it makes my eyes roll into the back of my head.

No. 445964

>>445959
I mean the fact that she obviously still lurks here and posts these pathetic crusty memes in a dead giveaway that she does in fact care. She's just pissed that she got exposed and can't pretend to be ~people who know her in real life~ anymore because she already embarrassed the hell out of herself.

No. 446046

>>445671

She worked as an advisor to a lot of high end hair salons and hairstylists!

That doesn't even fucking make sense. She has just mastered every trade out there hasn't she?! Also her hair is indestructible!!!' Is that why her hair won't grow and she's been wearing crusty extensions since 2006????

No. 446404

>>445964
Yeah seriously how does she not see the irony of posting a "IDC about haters!!" meme on a weekly fucking basis. It's just basically her announcing that she's been triggered at this point.

No. 446409

File: 1507415094661.jpg (1.07 MB, 3189x3516, IMG_9487.JPG)

Found some more gems on her FB.

No. 446504

>>446409
The scratcher post omg I'm dying … that reminds me, I wonder if the shop opening is delayed cause she can't pass her inspection. Also, one of the requirements here is that you must have 1-2 years of customer records available at the location and 5 years off location. She's constantly losing customer info , I doubt she's organized enough to keep real records. I wonder, if someone calls or writes in about how she's been practising out of basements for years , if that would prompt them to ask her for the 5 years of records that she definitely doesn't have.

No. 446626

>>446409
Oh my, poor Vicky — so incredibly, devastatingly gorgeous that she renders even heterosexual women mad with desire…,

No. 446802

>>446626
This shit right here is ridiculously fucking delusional. I wonder how many of her female friends read that and said to themselves, "What a load of bullshit!"
And IF she had any female friends before that post, I bet she doesn't anymore. Sorry Vick, not everyone wants to jump your bones. It's all in your head.

No. 446814

File: 1507495400503.png (47.95 KB, 441x941, IMG_9453.PNG)

So hammy.

No. 446819

File: 1507496325577.jpg (484.15 KB, 2154x1974, IMG_9490.JPG)

Yeahh, I'm sure you get soooo many men and women trying to fuck you on the daily. rolls eyes

No. 446874

>>446819
But anon, didn't you know that bad lighting adds 50 pounds to your body and 8 pounds to your nose and chin?

No. 446882

>>446874
don't forget that they purposely chose the most unflattering shot and the guy who took this photo didnt know what he was doing

No. 446955

Girls that are hot irl don't need angles and lighting to look good…they just naturally look good. I wonder if Vicky knows that?

No. 446957

I don't know what entertains me more, the "I don't care about what anyone else thinks" memes or the memes of other women side by side comparing their different postures. Like no Vicky you are not like these women. Because these women are unedited in both shots. You would never dare do what they are doing. You are not like them. Because not only do you not allow "bad photos" of yourself to be released on the internet, but your good photos are HEAVILY altered with filters, photoshop, and more makeup than any instagram model out there. Please stop.

No. 446958

>>446819
That size zero waist though.

No. 446975

>>446814 the painfully awkward and uncomfortable pose she is in just to hide her body kills me. Like what are you doing

No. 446991

File: 1507533611618.jpg (96.17 KB, 640x702, IMG_2826.JPG)

She mad her instagram private but I highly doubt that will last long because she craves constant attention. Last time she did this it hardly lasted a day or so

No. 447003

>>446046
lol she worked for cosmoprof. I worked for that company 10 years ago and hairstylists would sometimes ask us questions. and this was before you -had- to have cosmetology training to work there.

Literally she rang up people's hair supplies and answered questions. An advisor….fucking gold vic. Gold.

No. 447013

>>446819
The thing is that there's nothing actually wrong with her other than her godawful personality and stupidity. Oh, and her makeup and dress sense…
She probably would be considered pretty hot irl (maybe not by net standards) if she were confident and happy about the person she is on the right. Pair it with a nice outgoing personality and she'd be away for slates.
Pretty sad.

No. 447096

>>445671
>>445590

She used to write a lot better than she does now. I mean she still has lots of stupid mistakes in there but attt leaasssttt… she didn't writteee…. like thisss… allll the timeee….

No. 447118

>>446814 how did you find this gem? I'm surprised she didn't try to sue whoever had this on the internet. Her waist is so much wider than her photoshopped pictures :O

No. 447372

File: 1507594161666.png (78.19 KB, 529x1050, IMG_9451.PNG)

You can tell just how wide she really is in this one as well.

No. 447375

>>447372
Is that a McDonald's bib???? Hahaha Vicky fuels her martials arts training and "sword workouts" with McDicks, I'm dead. Where did you find this, anon??

No. 447383

>>447375
A fan page on Vkontakte, a Russian social networking site that's similar to Facebook.

No. 447470

File: 1507599641607.jpg (493.23 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171009_213813.jpg)

>>447383
Oh boy there are some gems there. I love these two. That bracelet cutting off the circulation in her hammy arm and GIRL YOUR EYELASHES ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE YOUR FACE the fuck

No. 447474

File: 1507599862853.png (309.34 KB, 1242x2049, IMG_1676.PNG)

Her parents have lived in Canada for so long that they BOTH went to college there, so where is Vickys accent coming from?

No. 447476

I've never heard of English folk calling themselves British. Is that an Irish or Canadian thing? Where I'm from, the term "British" hasn't been used in centuries

No. 447480

>>447474
Also, she's wrong, p sure she and her rents are first gen and her sister is second gen? Either way, she tries to play it up way too much just to try and seem special because she knows a lot of Canadians have British roots, she's trying to out-brit them lol

No. 447543

>>447474
Lmao if she really does (and I'm sure she doesn't) have any roots in British royalty that she keeps bragging about, pretty sure the royal family was notorious for inbreeding in medieval times? But ok.

No. 447561

>447543 damn that explains A LOT. From her looks to her mental capacity

No. 447612

File: 1507616283527.jpg (746.68 KB, 3852x2069, IMG_9501.JPG)

How can she be so damn full of herself AND manage to be so full of bullshit at the same time??? I'm surprised she hasn't exploded.

No. 447624

>>447612
One of the most hilarious ~mind of mcvic~ anecdotes is that if you lick her asshole with compliments she won't waste a second posting it and taking it for as much as she can, but if you criticize her she immediately "calls the cops" and threatens to sue you.

No. 447978

File: 1507666967041.png (233.76 KB, 750x1181, IMG_9503.PNG)

We all knew it wouldn't last long.

No. 447985

File: 1507667408965.jpg (68.39 KB, 1024x510, farrah nooo.jpg)

>>447978
god, old myspace relics really stick together

No. 448000

>>447978

she fucked up the cropping and that 1st meme says "I'm wanty…not needy, huge fucking."

No. 448098

File: 1507682736515.png (111.12 KB, 640x909, IMG_2834.PNG)

Did some deep digging and I'm 110% sure this is a text convo between the guy vic was seeing and herself. They never were officially dating even though her fb says "in a relationship" but she's pissed off that he's not madly in love with her even though "guys throw themselves at her". This is great and very cringe. Also explains that shitty cropped me she posted about being "wanty" not needy. She also tagged him in that shitty ig meme she posted @magicrod and they are not following each other anymore on ig.

No. 448111

>>448098
Lmao, Vicky doesn't want a partner, she wants some pathetic beta sap to drool over her while she smokes, drinks, neglects physical hygiene and stuffs her gut into a corset every day. "Guys throwing themselves at her" if these threads are any indication of her real life, guys set up dates with her and then bail when they meet her in person. But sure, Vic.

No. 448120

>>447978
all that im-so-famous attitude and she ain't even break 6k followers? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No. 448145

>>448098
Wow, he's pretty attractive! I bet she catfishes guys. It's obvious to everyone that she photoshops but I'm sure they don't expect her to look that bad.

No. 448152

File: 1507693472400.png (92.33 KB, 750x1039, IMG_9510.PNG)

>>448098
Haha it is her! Look very closely at the photo he tried to scratch out.

No. 448156

>>448098
Oh man, I'm sad I never screencapped but that's definitely about her. I recognize him from a few semi recent selfies from her insta that are all deleted now. Hahaha yeah you must be addicted to drugs if you aren't addicted to her, she's an angel. Hahahha oh Vicky, never change , you cringequeen , you.

No. 448164

Also, sorry for double post and tinfoil theory but the wording such as "not my fault I don't love you" and her saying "that shit is the only thing you'll ever love" makes me think she said I love you and he didn't say it back which is what prompted this. On top of that, she keeps posting marriage goals stuff, talking about married friends, her engaged sister etc. Wouldn't be surprised if that biological clock is ticking and she's pushing for a serious relationship. The desperation makes all the comments about how desirable she is even funnier.

No. 448176

Guys, isn't Vickie 31 or something? This guy is only 23 years old. That's a pretty big age gap LMAO no men her age wants someone as retarded as her.

No. 448179

File: 1507698802435.png (88.32 KB, 638x875, IMG_2840.PNG)

Oh Christ this video is great! It's on his instagram and you can hear Vickie in this short video and she is slipping in and out of her fake accent it's pure gold.

No. 448195

Maybe she pissed him off enough for him to upload unedited photos of her

No. 448302

>>448195
He would more than likely need a little push in order to do something like that. I don't think he knows that there's practically a whole community dedicated to exposing her for who she really is.

No. 448312

File: 1507733955439.png (143.36 KB, 750x1098, IMG_9529.PNG)

Something looks really off in this photo she just posted. Seems like she's getting lazy with the photoshop.

No. 448313

>>448312
>all that shoop but her nose is still huge
>obviously shoop'd on necklace
>weird grainy eyebrows
>dirty looking hands and fingernails

kek

No. 448385

>>448312
It looks like she's too stupid to pick her nose

No. 448400

>>448312
Turn it to the side - she has linebacker shoulders, girl is thickset for all her fantasies about being a tiny waisted fairy goddess. Also, the contrast is all jacked, to make her hand tattoo look less scratchy.

No. 448447

>>448312

Her bottom lashes look painted on her skin everything looks so bad.

No. 448453

>>448312
>Those gross ass over lined lips

What the fuck.

No. 448456

>>448312
Prolapsed anus lips.

No. 448461

File: 1507752128326.jpg (107.27 KB, 604x392, lol6.jpg)

Every time she posts about how gorgeous she is and how jealous everyone is of her, I just keep getting taken back to these photos. Even though they're definitely a few years old, she was just as self absorbed and narcissistic as she is today, and THIS is what she really looked like. In a room full of girls who were REAL alternative models this is how she measures up.

No. 448474

>>448461 I remember this era. I met Vicky and Bunny (girl on the far right) at a party. They both were dressed the same, corsets, pleaser heels, and mini skirts, but Vicky looked SO BAD. Her waist is so wide, she looks nothing like her pictures. Bunny actually looks way better in person imo. But Vicky was walking around this house party wth a bottle of jack in her hand just drinking it straight thinking she was a hard ass but GOD was she sloppy after like 15 minutes. Just some fat drunk troll talking in loud ass volumes. She's the girl who says she's "one of the guys" but no guy wants to go near her

No. 448506

>>448474
I've also had the misfortune of crosdinng paths with Vicky at parties and get togethers before. I distinctly remember a few of the guys always complaining about how insufferable she was before she got there, which made it that much more hilarious to look at their reactions when she was hammered in her ~renaissance best~ thinking she was the hottest girl in the world, hanging all over the guys. It didn't matter if they were single, in a relationship or avoiding her like the plague. She managed to corner them or hang all over them at some point in the evening. It was hilarious to want the guys faces.

No. 448537

File: 1507759655493.png (184.04 KB, 750x1115, IMG_9532.PNG)

>>448474
Was this photo taken from that party, anon?

No. 448547

>>448537
both of them look like shit but one is fatter.

No. 448737

>>448537 it very well could have been they looked a lot like this picture that night. It was a birthday party from what I recall. Vicky is just an absolute mess. Her friend circle is ever changing because no one sticks around. She's not as narcissistic in real life, she's actually quite insecure. Definitely puts on an internet persona. Bunny is pretty imo but that's just me. She was weird when she was around vicky though. She also did the fake English accent for a while and photoshopped the fuck out of her tits but she was nothing compared to Vicky and grew up immediately whereas Vicky is god knows how old still doing the same thing

No. 448749

>>448312

she has half an eyebrow and the drawn on part looks like it was slept on kek. wouldn't be going round telling people i did that hand tattoo tho b/c it's not good and whatever she did to the pic just enhanced that.

>>448737
>grew up immediately
minus that whole 'converting to islam' thing so she could hide her gross hair [referring to bunny] and the fact she also still edits/heavily filters her photos.

No. 448757

>>448737
Would you happen to have any candids of her or would you be interested in getting a few for us all? Videos of her acting ridiculous would be nice as well.

No. 448788

File: 1507791516387.png (1.14 MB, 640x1136, IMG_2893.PNG)

I like how her jacket has a big rip/hole and her fat arm is spewing out

No. 448795

File: 1507793282508.jpg (79.66 KB, 640x960, 20140828-nghet-tho-voi-sieu-ma…)

Even thou she shooped this
You can still tell how chub chub and gummy she is

No. 448804

File: 1507795204243.jpg (664.04 KB, 1842x928, Shingleton.jpg)

H A P P Y

No. 448891

>>431342
>>448098
If Vicky really did write these replies, she is abusive. If a man sent those messages it’d be considered verbal assault.

Goes hand in hand with narcissism - ego injury and the resulting rage explosion.

This woman needs to take a step back and look long and hard in the mirror.

No. 448936

A Crack/cocaine problem actually makes every thing about shingles make sense actually

-living in Guelph (with her parents despite being 30
-perpetually having no money/car
-her delusional pseudo intellectualism and ranting about astrophysics for which she has menial understanding of
-being known for having slept with pretty much everyone
-her poorly maintained hygiene standards
-the delay in opening her shoddy business

No. 448971

>>448891
I'm not saying she isn't abusive because we know she's a nutty narc bitch so it's more than likely-
but what exactly about that screenshot is abusive because I don't really see it…?

No. 448990

File: 1507833805939.png (92.97 KB, 640x503, IMG_2897.PNG)

She's mad because that guy doesn't love her

No. 448991

>>448990
Lmao I love how she didn't consider the possibility that maybe hes just not into her? But surely that couldn't be possible, she's a unicorn!

No. 448992

File: 1507834132622.png (107.64 KB, 750x559, IMG_7030.PNG)

>>>448990
Lmao also this

No. 448999

>>431342
>>448971

It’s the fact that he’s clearly trying to be reasonable and calm, while she responds with angry swearing and accusations of drug addiction. Red flags everywhere. Based on how aggressive her messages are, this is normal shit for her. He tries to set boundaries and she responds that he sounds like a crack addict. Abusive.

No. 449011

>>448992
She already deleted that guys comment and hers. I guess she knew she would be called out on "all the boys who asked her to marry them" and she just sounds nuts

No. 449042

>>448992
True narcissism at its finest. Or should I say worst? Yeah, that's why Adrien left her for another woman. Because he wanted to "marry her". More like he couldn't stand to be with her another minute, let alone for the rest of his life.

No. 449050

>>448990
Lmao someone tells her in a reasonable and calm manner that things aren't working out and she accuses them of only loving drugs and posts a status about how she's not attracted to men who don't have the balls to express how they really feel. Well, seems like that dude DID express how he really felt and that set her off. That status should be about how she's not interested in casually dating and allowing that to organically evolve into a committed relationship. Seems like she needs someone who is obsessed with her and wants to marry her immediately (as she claims is ALWAYS the case).

No. 449065

>>448990

wait wait wait

She "used to" think that people who were scared of getting hurt was a strength? She is NOW registering that fear of hurt = fear of vulnerability?

Her posts makes no sense, just another excuse to chalk up "maturity points". Obviously people who tell you how much they care are > those who don't. I guess her 210 IQ is in overdrive here with the insight.

No. 449069

>>448992

"I'm too mature for guys who won't tell me how they feel…but it doesn't matterrr because MOST guys I've dated have proposed to me. Most."

No. 449119

File: 1507851334536.png (60.73 KB, 520x697, IMG_9533.PNG)

Found this on someone else's Instagram and she commented, "worst photo of me everr". Surprised she didn't make them delete it.

No. 449171

>>449119

Holy ham

No. 449178

>>449119
She looks like a contestant on Rock of Love. How is she not exposed enough to social media to start copying those trends. She looks horrifically dated.

No. 449192

>>448992

bwahahahaha she's such a cunt, it's hilarious

No. 449223

>>449119
Yeah, but she still managed to get that fist up to her face, didn’t she?

No. 449224

File: 1507858707159.png (166.55 KB, 750x1056, IMG_7046.PNG)

>>449119
Lightened it up a bit. Woof.

No. 449271

>>449224
that stupid pose using her hand and hair to attempt to hide her chunk - you know how you can look more like your fantasy shoop, Vick? Lose weight.

No. 449319

>>449271

She would also need a bunch of facial surgery to fix her beak nose and jay Leno chin

No. 449320

Those gums & that nose can make you hit stop signs

No. 449372

File: 1507877297845.jpg (88.04 KB, 540x790, IMG_20171013_024614.jpg)

Yes Vic, pairs well with that post you deleted where you and some neckbeard discussed how Arabs have a lower IQ….

No. 449508

File: 1507913872617.jpg (309.61 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7051.JPG)

Well, she's back to acting like a thirsty, retarded skank again. Also kek those comments about her body odour really hit a sore spot.

No. 449531

File: 1507917945015.png (376.45 KB, 600x497, Screen Shot 2017-10-13 at 11.5…)

The awkward moment when your shopped upper body doesn't match your lower Ham body

No. 449532

File: 1507917978913.png (656.77 KB, 515x862, Screen Shot 2017-10-13 at 11.5…)

And really, Who could forget this…

No. 449533

>>449532
Why does it look like there's a bunch of toilet paper coming out of her ass?

No. 449541

>>449532
Alien squid birth

No. 449583

>>449531
Jesus christ how do you shoop yourself this much and still have any confidence in yourself? You know. You saw it. You did the shooping. You are fully aware you are at least 10x fatter in reality.
How do you live

No. 449600

God she is honestly so pathetic. You're 30 just grow up already. She's so hammy here the filters didn't really help and she needs to learn some oral hygiene and brush all that tartar on her fucking tongue ugh imagine kissing that mouth? Fuck it probably smells like death and decay. Scrape that shit off vic!! You're not hot you look like a fat desperate cow who doesn't know what a toothbrush is. ~smells so good~ not with that graveyard mouth. And those fake eyelashes look re used

No. 449655

File: 1507937954714.jpg (78.34 KB, 540x843, IMG_20171013_193728.jpg)

wtf is this pose and expression, she looks challenged

No. 449662

File: 1507938483889.jpg (602.32 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171013_194658.jpg)

Sage for double post but turning down the exposure for almost all her photos is just terrifying

No. 449666

>>449662
holyyyy shit wtf is wrong with her eyes!?

No. 449687

>>449662
Holy hell anon what are these from? She literally looks like a psychotic meth addict.

No. 449694

Vicky Shingles. Super high iq, brain surgeon, cured cancer, uploads pictures of her licking herself and making weird winky faces

No. 449713

>>449655
Where is this from anon?

No. 449721


No. 449740

>>449666
Dry skin & premature wrinkles from wearing pounds of makeup all the time. With bags that big, I wouldn't be surprised if she sleeps in makeup.

No. 449766

File: 1507956017947.jpg (293.2 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7101.JPG)

>>449662
Her hands are so disgustingly filthy and she's putting them in her mouth. Barf. (Both pictures were part of the same photo).

No. 449816

File: 1507968551090.jpg (118.88 KB, 899x692, wut.JPG)

>>449721
This is fucking golden

No. 449881

File: 1507987704865.jpg (64.48 KB, 409x604, OnNjyEs1zkE.jpg)

>>449721
oh god

No. 449887

File: 1507989100250.jpg (78.32 KB, 750x750, icky.jpg)

>>449721
this is so entertaining, especially how for some reason she has a completely different face in this shoot than her other photos. there are ones where you can see the huge contrast between her hair - which has random brown pieces sticking out - and the mass of cheap extensions. the shopped jewelry on the bra is great and is only in this shot.

No. 449960

File: 1508005985081.png (222 KB, 750x1220, IMG_7118.PNG)

if she's so ~in love~ with her face then why the fuck is she always hiding it.

No. 449996

File: 1508009581813.jpg (450.2 KB, 2048x2048, EA9B18D1-7E96-4D9B-9707-420D76…)

Lol nice try Vic your no hourglass.

No. 449998

>>449996
she looks like an imvu skin.

No. 450017

File: 1508013841883.gif (869.79 KB, 245x180, giphy-4.gif)

>>449996
I feel embarrassed for her.

No. 450019

>>449996
kek is she wearing the corset backward?

No. 450021

File: 1508014279624.gif (962.63 KB, 245x170, giphy-5.gif)

>>450019
OH WOW!

No. 450062

>>450019
Yes. Yes she is.

No. 450077

>>450019
kek shows how fucking stupid she is

No. 450081

File: 1508018313561.png (197.17 KB, 1072x1063, IMG_1735.PNG)

This is the girl who took the wedding photos and let Vicky ruin them with her awful photoshop skills. I really want to know what she was thinking

No. 450174

File: 1508027925112.png (66.25 KB, 640x334, IMG_2994.PNG)

Vic is once again reminding everyone how amazing and cool she is and can totally have friends of the opposite sex without having sexual relations. She sounds like a teenager hahahaha. I feel bad for the neck beard coming from the states expecting some ~final fantasy goddess~ and it's just going to be hammy dirty disaster shingles. With a botched tattoo to remind him of for life. Bless him

No. 450183

>>450081
That's Melanie "rose". That girl has serious mental issues. I know of her in real life my friend seen her for about a year and she is just an absolute spin case

No. 450196

File: 1508030417638.png (211.25 KB, 451x738, imvu.png)

>>449998
i tried.

No. 450207

>>450196
haha thanks anon! i'm sure this is what she thinks she looks like.

No. 450265

>>450196
Great job, anon! Although, you forgot the ~super pale~ skin that she always brags about.

No. 450274


No. 450300

File: 1508049748790.jpg (54.29 KB, 540x636, IMG_20171015_024157.jpg)

You wish, hamplanet

No. 450374

File: 1508061980578.jpeg (37.96 KB, 310x232, 684CE538-C353-49D1-84FD-00AC01…)


No. 450421

>>449996
How does someone fuck up something as simple as wearing a corset by 180 degrees?

No. 450424

>>450421
maybe she wanted to wear it this way to show off her ~sexy bod~

No. 450453

>>450300
Her whole identity revolves around being fuckable. It's absolutely pathetic.

No. 450471

>>449996
>>450019
>>450421
Wait, I think it's backward and upside down. Shouldn't it be tied at the bottom?

No. 450475

>>450471

It's not a real corset to begin with. It is a cheap lace up bustier.

No. 450563

>>450475

That's what it looks like to me. A cheap sex shop "corset" that laces up but doesn't have any boning (i.e. not actually a corset at all.)

No. 450618

>>449996
>>450475
>>450563

Occasional tightlacer here. The corset she's wearing is made with plastic boning that doesn't give any shape whatsoever to the torso. If someone tries to tightlace with a plastic boned corset, the boning would snap immediately and stab the person wearing it. That's why it's a dead giveaway that the photos of her wearing that are heavily photoshopped. Steel boned corsets are the only ones that are sturdy enough to give an hourglass shape to the torso. And a quick search for "red corset" on Aliexpress (a Chinese wholesale website) or eBay will show that she ordered it from China for around $8-$15, which is a fraction of what a real steel boned corset costs. Besides the plastic boning, the way she has it laced makes it impossible to give her an hourglass shape. It would have to be laced with the bow meeting in the center in order for it to pull in the waist, even just a little. She has no idea what she's doing.

No. 450659

>>450618
Now she's gonna start calling herself a professional tightlacer and claiming she got her super curvy figure by waist training and stuff.

No. 450687

>>450618
Oh no, no dear Anon!! Our dear Vicky doesn’t NEED a “real” corset to give her that hourglass shape because she has it naturally!! Her boobs also defy gravity all on their own. Don’t you know she makes guys hit signposts on the regular, and gets proposed to multiple times every time she leaves her house? She’s a unicorn for god’s sake.

No. 450688

>>434182
just seeing that pic makes me puke a lil

No. 450705

File: 1508136438529.png (101.13 KB, 642x778, IMG_7746.PNG)

ham planet

No. 450707

File: 1508136524292.png (70.24 KB, 750x476, IMG_7743.PNG)

Hourglass, in what dimension? If a corset can't give you much of a figure then you must not have a whole lot to start with…

No. 450727

File: 1508139799729.jpg (131.83 KB, 657x1080, IMG_20171016_034235_085.jpg)


No. 450760

File: 1508149634129.jpg (308.42 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7165.JPG)

Lmfao sone prime cringe videos dropped on her Instagram last night. And of course it's not even as fast as she can go and totally NOT sped up.

No. 450761

File: 1508149797442.png (70.98 KB, 750x649, IMG_7166.PNG)

I can't she's 30

No. 450764

>>450761

Vicky;

Factually aged 30
Mentally aged 12
Physically aged early 40's

No. 450786

>>450761
Her horrible fake accent pisses me off so much.

No. 450791

File: 1508163485391.png (130 KB, 750x833, IMG_7768.PNG)

It's just the lighting that makes me look like a ham beast

No. 450792

>>450791

Pretty sure this is still shopped (gravity defying hair bending at the waist), which is hilarious because her legs still look like twined ham hocks and she still looks enormous.

No. 450793

File: 1508163801182.gif (1.84 MB, 462x358, 4RxrKV.gif)

>>450760

oh god i cant look away

No. 450795

>>450793
Is there a way to photoshop a fedora and possibly a m'lady onto this? Too much, kek.

No. 450797

File: 1508164239646.png (453.88 KB, 603x553, Screen Shot 2017-10-16 at 10.2…)


No. 450798

File: 1508164478976.png (188.36 KB, 750x979, IMG_7172.PNG)

Sorry canadafags, vicky is the only truly special and unique girl in your country.

No. 450809

>>450798

You live in fucking Guelph. You are not cosmopolitan.

"I have been to the States and can confirm that they have better and more unique style of dress"

what the hell is she talking about? It's all the same clothing brands, all the trends carry over. What is this "unique style of dress" that 'Americans' have (pretty broad, the US is huge, and she's comparing that to smalltown Ontario.)

No. 450810

>>450797
Did you notice her grabbing her hair around her face in the vid? She's so insecure.

No. 450811

>>450809
There's probably more variety in American style (due to the hugeness of the country and all the different climates) but it mainly comes down to a city vs. small town thing.

I'm sure big Canadian cities have more variety in fashion. I like to picture everyone wearing flannel and Canada Goose jackets tho.

No. 450812

File: 1508168225770.png (63 KB, 732x292, IMG_7174.PNG)

>>450760
>>450793
Some bonus retardation in the comments. She @ herself to say that she wasn't at ~top speed~

No. 450814

>>450809
like, one trip to toronto will showcase all the different styles and unique fashion people wear….. she lives in a fucking college town so no wonder they probably just see flannel and boots kek

>>450811
yeah its really just depending on the city/town. I grew up in a small town where if you wore anything other than uggs you'd stand out, but moving to a big city i could wear a big bird costume and no one would bat an eye. shes just "unique" becuase she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara

No. 450817

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>>450793

Im laughing so hard at this her other arm looks like

>so badass, very professional sword fighter.

No. 450831

>>450791

did she actually go out like this? with a bra and 50% of a pair of leggings? and she dares to go on about her ~YOuNeEQ~ style?

oh, icky.

No. 450833

>>450809

What's funny is the guy she's quoting, who said Canadians are generic looking…is the most average looking, generic ass, Underarmor cap wearing dough boy I could picture.

No. 450836

>>450812

~skull cracking speed~

watch out, she's a lethal weapon

No. 450837

>>450814

"she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara"

nailed it

No. 450838

File: 1508172303108.png (76.33 KB, 750x711, IMG_7175.PNG)

In this absolutely cancerous video:

>oh hello in terrible fake accent yes she has talked a lot of shit about me in her life, and it makes me feel very special.


She can't be stupid enough to still think that this entire thread is just one person, can she? Is there underlying milk here or is she actually just so retarded that she thinks this entire thread is one person talking shit about her?

No. 450848

>>450838
THAT HORRIBLE ACCENT. How is it that not one British person has called her out?! It's just so embarrassing.

No. 450853

>>450848
British people have called her out on her Facebook, caps are a couple of threads ago. She used mental gymnastics to defend herself.

No. 450865

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>>450793
what the fuck is this lmao she’s so cringey

No. 450890

File: 1508183826804.gif (1.53 MB, 314x360, 1rwOyo.gif)

>>450865

she just put out new, longer one

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUhdo7Byfi/?taken-by=missvictoriamurder

i love the part where she tards out

> Force = mass times acceleration. The faster you can hit the more damage youre going to do. Like a car..its heavy but 5 miles an hour isn't going to hurt as much as 60 or 100 mph

No. 450895

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>>450890

it's done on her webcam, because at the end she does a close up. But her ninja moves have black bars because she squished herself into thinville

No. 450896

>>450890
I feel like shes seriously overestimating how cool this looks. Shes basically just doing a very dumbed down, simplified version of baton twirling. But you know, its a sword so OOH TOTALLY BADASS.

>>450895

ooooof, shes looking more and more like an elderly gutterwitch with each passing day.

No. 450897

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No. 450900

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>>450896

is it even a a sword? i think it is a baton of sorts, but in her comments she says it's a "piece of katana hahaha"

No. 450905

>>450900
it's probably a bokutou, so a wooden katana-shaped training sword. unless for some reason it's the sheath…

No. 450911

File: 1508186208133.png (129.43 KB, 678x1154, IMG_7759.PNG)

Oink oink

No. 450916

>>450911
I love how she uses people to try and conceal her fatness haha.

And that fucking hand AGAIN

No. 450917

File: 1508187520816.png (1.97 MB, 750x1334, IMG_7935.PNG)

She's huge

No. 450918

>>450793
>>450890
Jesus she is so pathetic and cringe… it makes my skin crawl

No. 450943

>>450911
THAT ONE WEFT OF RATTY EXTENSION HANGING OFF HER BODY LIKE CHEAP STRINGY PLASTIC MAKES ME REEEEEEE
how does anyone think this is okay. Fix it Jesus. Throw the whole girl away.

No. 450956

>>450911
She literally looks like a pile of garbage and hair

No. 450976

File: 1508193260196.png (66.33 KB, 750x508, IMG_7232.PNG)

What a cunt. She posts potato videos at like 2 fps and then is an asshole when people can't tell what the fuck it is. It's not because he's "blind or dumb" Vic, it's because there are $25 burner phones with better video quality than your webcam/phone.

No. 450979

>>450911
She is wearing a navy blue and gold corset that she ripped down the middle over a black & white dress over a red bra that is showing. In what reality does she think this looks good?

No. 451091

>>450976
She purposely uses shitty quality webcam so it's harder to make out the hamminess. even though she totally has a "photography studio" she pumps out bad quality trash cam videos

No. 451109

>>450814
>a fat 1999 christina agulara

>>450956
>a pile of garbage and hair

I've never read better descriptions of Vicky Shingles.
These are perfect, A++

No. 451123

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She thinks her bad quality squished video of her ~super ninja katana skills~ is so amazing that she posted it on her Facebook her stupid "fan page" and instagram. It's so cringe. I'm also pretty sure she did speed it up just for the fact she had to brag about how it wasn't. Just like that ~super HD unedited~ picture she posted was obviously shooped or like some other bad quality video she posted on instagram saying "0% photoshop" yet she has a snapchat face filter on that makes your eyes bigger and your face thinner + 10000 filters

No. 451147

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Seriously Vic? You post something on Instagram about not being needy and then you post this a week later? I hate to tell you Vic, but this right here is needy as hell and not something to brag about.

No. 451152

>>431342
>>451123
Fucking Vicky Chan.

No. 451165

I just can't with this woman and her "cool girl" shit. That video with her "boys", the video about how "she" talks about her, the video of the dumb ass dollar store katana replica flailing… you're totally right Vic , you're not like other girls. You're not even like other humans. You're a fucking donkey, you ass.

No. 451174

>>451123
"This is not nunchucks" …
dat high IQ
dat ivy league education

No. 451185

>>451174

her diploma was printed on potato skins

No. 451321

File: 1508246321234.png (62.24 KB, 750x369, IMG_7738.PNG)

Why guys you meet offline actually get vs what they think they are getting lol

No. 451324

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The awkward moment when you liquifiy your ham body in the wrong places

No. 451355

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No. 451361

>>451123
You also have torque, you dumb shit. You have to be a special kind of retarded if you think posting high school level physics is impressive.

Meanwhile, watching her sperg out with swords will always be the funniest thing about Shingles. Well actually everything about her is cringe-worthy and hilarious.

No. 451428

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Look at this angelfaced classy lady totally not smothering some poor girl with her whiskey breath for attention at a party. The boys are def lining up with marriage proposals.

No. 451471

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>>450793
>>450890
>wannabe sword sperg Vic

Holy shit this is my favorite content from her. She doesn't realize this looks cringey, and she actually thinks this will attract intelligent and desirable males. Hahahahaha. She has no form or technique, it's just manic baton twirling with an oversized butterknife. You'd think for someone who's concerned with keeping up 'intelligent badass' appearances she would have researched a few katana demos. That way she could at least imitate as if she knows what she's doing instead of looking like all the other neckbeards fishing for cool points with their mall-bought fake swords and fedoras.

No. 451533

>>451324

Also something really weird going on in that photo w/ her neck & arm on the left.. whole photo is serisouly a mess, can't believe how her already sloppy ps skills are getting worse. If she's gonna spend 2+ hours editing herself to hell & back, may as well watch a tutorial or 2 to learn wtf she's doing. But this is Icky Vicky, she'll never learn

No. 451614

>>451355

ot, but this kind of shit is so cringey. you just know he's some spotty, insecure teenager pretending to be a """daddy""". i am completely brimming with second-hand embarrassment. sad!

No. 451698

File: 1508295431436.png (100.27 KB, 595x732, IMG_3096.PNG)

Those hammy arms. Holy shit

No. 451703

File: 1508295652790.png (92.2 KB, 640x902, IMG_3097.PNG)

Bragging about not wearing make up yet uses a snapchat filter that gives you the look of clear skin and a little upper eyeliner. Classic hand to hide the fat face. That comment of her looking like she's right out of final fantasy makes me cringe. Her dye job looks like complete garbage and she needs to wash her greasy hair

No. 451713

>>451698

What the fuck is up with her shoulder on the right? Why is it smaller than her fist? Why does it just blur into the background? It's not even the same size as her left. Her shoops are so fucking god aweful. Who buys into this shit?!

No. 451858

>>451703

plus she has lip gloss or something to that effect on

Then again, this is the same person who pinned as her top post "0% photoshop 100% sass" on a pic with massive amounts of filters; then made a no filter post with tons of airbrushing

No. 451872

File: 1508301051460.jpg (157.88 KB, 958x1662, IMG_3102.JPG)

FiNuL fEnTeSy GuRl

No. 451882

File: 1508301404259.png (50.16 KB, 640x350, IMG_3103.PNG)

What season of ru Paul's drag race is this?

No. 451902

>>451882
nahhh I think most queens on that show have much better makeup than this… yikes

No. 451910

>>451882
Straight outta final fantasy.

>>451713
I don't think the shoulder is an effect of bad shoop, I think the rest of it is just off-camera, if that makes sense.

No. 451929

>>451882
Most drag queens know how to apply false lashes. They also contour rather than Photoshop selfies and hide behind their hands or other people in candids. Vicky looks like a melting butter sculpture next to the average queen.

No. 451933

I swear she has been wearing the same leather jacket in all her photos for the past 7 years. Poor girl can't afford another one. Even in the winter it's what she wears.

No. 451981

File: 1508309008193.gif (192.48 KB, 431x336, output_fMySUe.gif)

hot

No. 452139

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>>451698
She promptly deleted this comment and blocked me lololol

No. 452144

>>451872

>that massive cleft chin


>>452139
Probably has a lot to do with it, kek.

No. 452156

>>452139

thou shalt not question

i remember one time she made a post in full makeup and hair claiming she had zero makeup on, which i questioned in the comments. after a bunch of snarky replies she edited to say she had a smidge of lip balm on.

what a nut.

surprised i didnt get blocked, though.

No. 452161

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>>451123

I'm so, so happy that she not only put up the weird spanish photo cover ad, but added the cringe gif as her display picture. Hitting herself in the head with her baton over, and over, and over…

No. 452244

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No. 452281

>>452244
Is there a reason her face is so lumpy? I know she's fat but her face makes her look obese.

No. 452299

File: 1508354945261.jpg (83.27 KB, 600x475, q9haPUQ.jpg)

She looked cute here without all the ridiculousness. I mean these brows are sad but she looks pretty. Skinnier too.

No. 452320

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>>452299
head tilt

No. 452323

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No. 452338

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>>451882
I knew I seen her face somewhere. Pic related megakek

No. 452356

I just watched her sword video and wtf is she doing with her other hand? It's flapping uncontrollably and looks like she could hit it with the sword any second.

I don't know much about martial arts but I'm sure real sword artists hands don't flap like that. When you look some real sword fighting videos on Youtube, they have their other hand on their waist, otherwise close to their body or do some controlled conscious moves with it. Didn't see single person with a flailing t-rex arm with loose wrist like Vicky's.

She also completely lost control of her body and the sword's direction when she started to go faster lol

No. 452420

File: 1508363365861.gif (617.27 KB, 106x108, XoDNB5.gif)

>>431342

this is so satisfying

No. 452642

>>450890

kendofag here.

what the hell is this woman doing? she's just fucking flailing some toy around. is she retarded or what? OH WAIT.

anyway. it is precision that kills. a well placed hit can kill. you don't need strength or speed. just throwing into it won't guarantee damage or a hit. this woman should stop pretending she handles a sword. it's dangerous for her (but it's soooo much fun for us)

No. 452646

>>452356
her entire body is flapping and jiggling lmao

No. 452654

>>452420
Her ham body gets sweaty easily, she's just fanning herself , give her a break.

No. 452774

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No. 452789

>>452299
Usually I'm a fan of heavier makeup, but she looks miles better without it, shoop or not.

>>452420
>>452774
Did she just close her eyes and started swinging the thing around or what

No. 452813

>>451933
Genuine leather goods should last a lot longer than that, but assuming it even is actual leather, the way she styles it is so dated in that scene queen Motley Crue ripoff look, that she might as well just put it int the garbage (with the rest of her wardrobe.)

No. 452848

>>452281

Shit genetics and not taking care of herself in general. Girl is a rough 30 and looks like a 50 year old chain smoking casino wench.

No. 453073

File: 1508444441586.png (650.56 KB, 484x651, Screen Shot 2017-10-19 at 3.51…)

Her Gut is trying to escape that corset by any means possible… Her entire body here makes zero sense she has Giant ham hawk legs and a teensy shopped waist that her gut still manages to stick out of the corset . She photoshopped like half the picture and left the rest as is…??? Is this real life or?

How stupid does she think people are? how delusional is she?

No. 453076

>>453073
the fake background hides the warping…. also that arm on the inside of her body looks like it's been moved or added in to hide her true size. yikes how does anyone believe this

No. 453087

>>453073
can we ignore the body shoop and actually -look- at this? fucking katana? stupid fountain fantasy shit bg that she's just kinda infront of but also supposed to be in. this is glorious.

No. 453088

Even the roses look shopped. Is anything about this woman real?

No. 453089

>>453088
her bs.

No. 453099

>>453073
>those gross, stringy, warped extensions

>the hilarious photoshop-inflated titties that look like an actual instagram ass on her chest and are so high up that they're at her neck


>The cankles


>the veiny, huge thighs


>the roses hiding her fupa and gut overhang


>the blurry and warped corset strings that have been moved and fixed to look like she isn't busting out of that thing like a twined christmas roast


I'm crying, all of this is such a trainwreck. I can't believe anyone would think this looks believable let alone good.

No. 453100

>>451614

apologies for continuing the OT but he indeed is exactly that. i got it from either shayna's or cringey DDLG people's thread. he has a super lame ~edddgey~ username too, like "sadistdaddy" or something.

No. 453107

so she normally looks like this: >>451614
but spends time and effort to pretend she looks like this: >>453073 she really IS pretty dumb. and trashy. and the thing she does with her eyes that make them appear triangular (like this >>451698) triggers me something fierce. it's literally all i can see when i look at her.

No. 453205

>>453087

proportionately she's both larger than the fountain and also hovering in front of it

No. 453213

>>453073
the fucking sword…. what the fuck

No. 453215

>>453073
Why is the corset melting off her right tit? Why does her katana turn into a beam of sunlight? Why shoop in roses when she was on such a roll liquifying everything? Why did she leave her cankles un-liquified?

So many questions!

No. 453217

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Because anyone Kissing that ash tray smelling mouth and plaque tongue would make anyone's soul leave their body

No. 453254

>>453217
who ever takes that deal probably deserves it tbh

No. 453333

>>453213
It's just floating behind her or glued to her back. You'd think she'd bother to photoshop the strap of the sheath it's supposed to be held in behind her, but I suppose you can't expect much from this sloppy cowpig.

No. 453500

>>431342
>>452420
My boyfriend is a formal martial arts instructor and a cringe video fanatic. I showed him this and his face was hilarious. He says the “move” where she aims the sword at her own face and ducks isn’t even a move. He also says that being able to come out of a move is the most important part of martial arts. Anyone can flail around and cut off a video before slowing down. Hot mess 100% confirmed

No. 453521

>>453500
>>452774
>>452420

I really hope that her absence from the internet in the last couple of days means that shes been working tirelessly on a new spergout sword video. Anons finding the random splices, frame stretching, leg holding and the general retardation brought me so much joy.

No. 453709

>>453521
Maybe she's finally opening up the scratcher shack

No. 453795

File: 1508547633994.jpg (135.48 KB, 540x630, IMG_20171020_205904.jpg)

snortlaugh is she a furry now? The fock is this?

No. 453994

>>453795

no anon, i think she tried to insinuate that even the alphaest of the alpha dudebros need lurrvvee and when they do she's the woman they'll prefer because she's such a tough intelligent classy beauty who's also a huuuuuge nerrrddd and ttly dresses like a ~tomboy~ when she works because she's "one of the guys".



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