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Previous Thread: >>336817
Vicky is trying hard lately to be a mature intellectual interested in mature intellectual things like politics.
>30 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'>(Poorly) fakes a British accent>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved
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Personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/victoria.emma.5680
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To start things off, Victoria is so proud of finally doing a half decent job and not having to put filters over it. Congrats, Ick.
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She's steamed. People are telling her that her pussy stinks and nobodies writing her sonnets. What a world.
I'm not really knowledgeable about tatts but why does hers look always kind of blurry and greyish ? Is it the poor quality of the picture or does all of her tatts look like that ?
Is she afraid to use pure black or what
The quality of the photo is shit but what I think she's technically trying to achieve is called greywash… The problem is that she doesn't quite understand the depth of shading (or color) and has no eye for detail which leave her tattoos looking dull.
Other than that she still probably doesn't understand the structure of skin and the tattoo ink spreads under whichever layer she hacks it under.
I can imagine she's probably had some feedback about this but refuses to take advice… leaving her work looking below average.
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What ribs???? This is so close up that you can't even tell what the hell it is??? this isn't sexy???
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totes dis is the body of a girl with ribs showing
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One of my favorite things to do is look at Vic's edit history. She edited this status about 6 or 7 times. What the fuck.
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You can tell how big she is here. She is trying so hard to hide her hammy face and hiding behind that girl staying in the back
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Always has to remind everyone how ~intelligent and beautiful~ she is. 12 guys tried asking her on dates so far this week!
um anon she's so beautiful guys hit sign posts staring at her
because that totally is something that happened and she isn't just a delusional narcissistic person
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This just looks so…odd…
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And of course, can't forget this still from the same vid.
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That's why you self posted countless times trying to defend yourself, right Vic?
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I bet it's just her flailing around her replica sword in her room and then stopping after 10 minutes and goes to eat while photoshopping pictures horribly
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She was so proud of this garbage, she took a screenshot and posted it on insta as well lol. Does she seriously think being in a relationship is an achievement? Is she that proud of herself for having a boyfriend?
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Still edited tho. Check out that huge fat man hand of hers. I like how every picture she posts now are just super up close shots of her face it's the oldest fat chick trick in the book. I guess she's too lazy to photoshop the shit out of her whole body lately followed by a photoshopped background
Her top lip is super blurry compared to her bottom lip. No filter but still heavily edited.
And that meaty hand, oof.
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What is this video anyway….? It's literally just a close up of her fat chick clevege and then she giggles. She's trying so hard for attention
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Did she seriously think no one would notice??? Anyone on here know how to hack files so we can see what these photos looked like before she edited them?
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Even though the first one is still edited, the differences between these photos are pretty crazy. The first one shows what her lips really look like.
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Never forget, Vic.
This is what you look like in reality. No amount of photoshop will change that. And unless you've had lip injections, Botox, a rhinoplasty, chin augmentation, and a brow lift (all of which you've fervently denied having done), there's no way in hell that you look any different from these "older" photos simply because of the fact that that's not how the aging process works. There's no way to reverse it, only slow it down. So please, explain to everyone why it is that you claim they look bad because they are "old photos" of you from when you were younger? The logic behind that makes zero sense, unless you've had all of the previously mentioned surgical procedures.
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I'm behind 7 proxzomes and initiating deepweb file defragment server byte transfer as we speak
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I'm on it too anon.
Haha but in all seriousness, someone really should take some candid photographs of her. Anyone already in Guelph or somewhere close that wants to take a crack at it? I know someone in one of the previous threads said something about seeing Vic in person at a retail store they worked at but they never tried to catch a photo or anything, which is pretty easy to hide under the guise of texting, watching a video, taking a selfie, etc.
Someone, please bring her down a peg or two. You know you want to.
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an unedited natural photo should be uniform, mostly black with white artifacts. Vickies is all over the place, especially the lips
Her hand is a completely different colour than her face. Also I'm gagging at her describing herself as porcelain white
. Why can't she post anything without complimenting/lying about herself? Does she not see how pathetic that is?
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It's not too hard to see where the edits are with levels in PS.
Of note: skin texture disappearing under her eyes to above her mouth and her chin, jawline is wobbly, neck seems too thin (pulled in + hair blocking the other side. have another look, it's odd), shadow on her neck doesn't make sense. Lips don't look edited in PS actually, but the size of her teeth in relation to her nose is throwing me off a bit.
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Tons on filters piled on and grabbing hair to hide both sides of her face. Her signature move to hide her fat face. Why does she always look like her eyelids can hardly lift those huge fake eyelashes. Remember when she tried to say "my lashes are natural I just curl them. They are long and black as fuck" fckn lol.
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The comments on this picture. Another lie that she bought a photography studio and this is a test shot that turned out great while playing around. Seems like she took the picture herself and then shooped her troll face to blurred shit. There's another picture that was posted before this that she deleted already and it was obviously taken by herself. She lies about fucking everything this whole girls life is just lie after lie she probably has a hard time keeping track of all her bullshit she spews out daily
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This is from 6 months ago back in march. Took a screen shot of a video and turned up the brightness. Look how wide her hips and waist are HOLY SHIT
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It's acually interesting to look at the profiles of her active fans
on her facebook. From what i've seen they can be mostly put into 5 categories:
Crusty old men who's fat old wives haven't fucked them in years
Fedora sporting neckbeards
Pseudo-intellectual hillbillies with juggalo tattoos.
Random facebook hoes who hope some of her (imaginary)notoriety will rub off on them if they compliment her enough.
Normal people calling her out on her bullshit.
how much you wanna bet the artists on the artists section are made up names?
the blog is still in default content but it's from 7 days ago, so the recent post saying "Grand Opening soon :D!" has to be recent
…which she's been saying since Jan/Feb
also, how many fucking artists are going to go work at "Victoria Bella Morte Tattoos"?
her hours are listed at 5-9pm mon-fri
definitely still and will continue to be scratching out of her house
tattooist fag here
she lists 8 artists on that page, 9 including herself. parlours typically have fixed chairs/stations for organisation/efficiency/professionalism purposes, which is why you find tattooing businesses don't have teams much larger than 3-5 (not including guest artists). so unless they're all tattooing a foot away from each other in her grungy-ass house or playing musical chairs with limited stations based on who has an appointment, it's clearly bullshit.
scratchers have a negative reputation in the community as well, so any artist that willingly works under her instead of an actual business-licensed shop is likely one as well. that makes for one scary staph-infested environment.
since im doubting she's making more than a few hundred a day (even IF that) from her "business", she couldn't afford the rent on a real shop alongside the necessary purchases to have a cleanly, health-regulated area and sterilized tools. this is a fucking joke.
protip: victoria, if you're reading this, n e v e r use your name for a business that showcases other artists' work. if someone royally fucks up, your name is attached to that instead of a shop name you can easily ditch a few years down the road (not that this would be much help to you considering you've already ruined yourself before anybody else could).
sage for sperge
I know it's most likely she's deeply exaggerating if not downright faking her "business ownership," but it's possible her parents are pouring in money or "loans," right?
I have a feeling that she has one, maybe two stations if she has any put in yet (so far I haven't seen any pictures of the "shop" that aren't just related to decorating?). Those names are most likely fake, any that are real are probably just people like her - scratchers/poorly qualified artists with fe clients - she's promised room to do appointments in a shared space. Which is a whole different situation from having a team of 8 professional artists working in your self-owned shop, but if Vicky can be counted on for anything, it's turning a very bland truth into exciting and impressive fantasy with bits of truth sprinkled in. >>434587
Always sage unless you're posting milk or updates on the cow. Read the site rules.
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…looks like a great location
says she's unit 80 so if we enhance…https://imgur.com/a/Zf7mx
dear god, what a horror show
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Jesus Christ, this girl is fucking delusional. Vicky, you wore a size 10 at the fashion show. You can't be serious.
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If you go to the 'about+' section on her cheap-o website (the only link that even worked for me), you can see just how lazy she is
No anon, that would be milky as fuck.
I'd love you forever if you took one for the team.
at least we can keep track of her shop's status herehttps://www.wdgpublichealth.ca/your-health/beauty-body-art/list-inspected-tattoo-body-piercing-shopshttp://www.checkbeforeyouchoose.ca/Facility/Show/70e11acd-a25f-44ad-ae43-7843bd2910a7
if she's indeed opening this week, the last time any inspector came by to that shack was in march, would def need a health inspection to operate the business…wonder if she knows that
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Semi local anon here. I feel like it's going to be difficult for her to find professional artists that are willing to work under her given her reputation as an artist in this area. Almost every tattoo artist I've spoken to around here has had to ethier fix her work or has heard the horror stories.
im laughing so hard
anybody who goes to this scratcher staph shack deserves what happens to them.
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That's why she called it "Bella-Morte Studio"
Tattoo studio, photography studio, next maybe recording studio…>>436229
The thing is, she's been openly posting about doing tattoo work for months with no "open" shop, so presumably she's operating in the shed that has so far had no proper health inspection. She could get shut down before she even has her "grand opening". (her public post implies she's open just not to walk-in business)
that said, she is listed as being licensed on the gov website, which is baffling. If she was fully set up we KNOW she would have plastered the internet with pictures already.
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speak of the devil…IT HAS BEGUN
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Posted & deleted last night.
Also the angle (top to bottom) makes you look thinner. Come on Vic these are rookie tricks.
Can someone tell me why her side tattoo looks so fucked up?
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It's so sad that she keeps posting stuff like this to try and justify how fat and blobby she is in real life and candid shots compared to her shooped photos. she blames it all and the pose and lighting every time. Sorry Vicky but you are just a fat blobby cow and there's no photoshop or filters in real life to save you.
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Random sad fucks on your FB commenting "marry me" don't count but ok Vic
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nah it's all angles & stuff, she does sword and martial art and is in cutting season because she's also a bodybuilder
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Anon, I think you may need glasses because her face looks like a potato in the photo where she has the middle part.
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seems like she'd had her "studio" in a similar state since March - not much has changed
makes you wonder why the hell she's spent the last 6 months with it "closed" but clearly operating out of the shed the entire time
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oh god nvm how did i miss this stuff, at least now we know every red wall = "the shed"
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>> And the flavour you taste depends on if she's showered this week.
firstly, how does this manage to look so dingy when its all freshly painted
secondly, some anon with a black belt in google fu find out where that symbol came from bc its way too symmetrical and even for her to have painted that herself
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It's from Assassin's Creed (Renaissance logo)
Hm, and Vicks being such the ~hardcore gamur gurl~ that she is, didn't realize this? How strange. It's almost
like she doesn't game at all.
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I'm sure you've done this before Vic.
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Once again Vicky is sharing completely fake, made up propaganda and finding a way to turn it into a big ol' fishing pole for compliments and telling everyone how great and SMRT she is. It's actually impressive how she can turn absolutely anything into a conversation about her (fake) iq, (fake) ff character physique, or (fake) marriage proposals etc.
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I like how she's just repeating stuff she googled. so smart.
Even stupid when googling, copying and pasting. The study involved 949 people. That hardly is enough for any kind of meaningful theories on neurological sex differences.
More importantly, "Saudi Arabia's average IQ is only 84" makes me want to punch babies. IQ across cultures, even less developed ones, average 100. This is the first god damn thing you learn when assessing IQ.
However it is heart warming that a woman with a 149 IQ is working in a china town buffet's backroom doing tattoos. How humble.
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On today's episode of "What will Vicky hide behind to try and hide her real face and body in photos she can't edit herself":
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I feel like she posts something like this every time her board gets bumped a bit more than average…but no fucks given, yeah? Oookkaaay, Vic.
MTE. Did this bitch even finish high school?
I still die every time I remember that she claimed to have studied psychology and astrophysics.
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Publicly blasting someone who is clearly suffering from severe mental illness. It's really indicative of her narc ways when she can't even ignore the nonsensical rants of someone who is suffering and has to publicly insult and embarrass them. How does she sleep at night. And of course she has to make it about how he's fantasizing about her and how many crazy stalkers she has. There really are no lengths that Vicky won't meet to troll for asspats from her followers.
What she doesn't realize is that this happens to people every day. She thinks she's so special for receiving messages like this. But she's really just the scum of the earth for publicly shaming someone who is this ill.
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I love how shooped her face and shoulder are. Her skin texture is just a blurred all over when you zoom in a little it's very obvious. She forgot to shoop her neck the same skin tone haha her shoulder and face are so white and blurred in comparison. ~naturally porcelain white skin~ And the jaw line looks wonky and off. She also forgot to shoop her skin you can see under her hair on her face it's the same tone as her neck everything just looks so odd. I think she's too lazy to shoop her whole body now so she's just doing these weird close ups and failing so so terribly. And that cheap tacky looking costume jewelry necklace she keeps wearing bothers me so much.
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I really don't know who she's trying to fool. Here's a screen cap from some garbage snap chat video with a million filters on top she posted today on instagram talking in her poor attempt at a bristish accent (I turned down the brightness and exposure a bit)
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You can see how broad and wide her upper body is & she has no collar bone visible what so ever you can tell she's a wide chunker even all those snap filters can't save her. Look how big her shoulder is compaired to her new shopped profile picture. She even blurred out her face lines in the profile pic as well
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photo from the photography studio she bought. DUUUHHH!!!!!!! It's not a shooped to death selfie she clearly took of herself and then edited into the ground ^_~
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Deleted and reuploaded, I posted the wrong pic. Sorry! >>440389
First of all, where the fuck is her eyebrow going.
Also, don't take the exposure off of those HD pics
unless you want nightmares. Also used vickys favourite shoop tool, sharpen.
It looks like she had dark circles or badly textured skin around her eye area that she horribly tried to fix with the clone tool. Piss poor effort.
Also love how clean and crisp her untouched chest area around her necklace is and how much of a blurred, warped mess her face is in comparison.
It's especially noticeable with the piece of hair above her eyebrow which is smudged to all hell, while the hairs on the side of her face are completely sharp and defined.
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Your daily reminder that Vic is just one of the boys, you guys. Don't forget!
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Holy fucking potatoe body how can she even think she's fooling anyone. She's shaped like a frigging barrel these shops are so hilariously bad
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This comment killed me, hahah. Most direct translation I can give is "on who is she beaten up?" , but more roughly translated it's "who would get a tattoo of her looking banged up?". That is just such a bad tattoo. Eesh.
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She posted one of her wonky videos earlier then proceeded to go crazy to this person in the comments before deleting all their comments. This was all I got though. Girl literally does post videos that look 3 frames per second… probably because she edits the hell out of them. When will she get a reality check?
Lmao so her shitshack tattoo studio
doubles as a photography studio? I really struggle with the fact that she doesn't understand the difference between an actual REAL photoshoot with a photographer and creative team and endlessly taking selfies and editing them. That isn't a photoshoot, and it still wasn't a photoshoot when she made her boyfriends and friends do it.
Then again, I guess that's difficult for her to understand seeing as she also claims to be a model on her facebook and a model for clothing lines
on her instagram. She doesn't know the first thing about what being a real model entails. It's just so embarrassing to see a grown woman who does nothing but take and edit selfies call herself a model. (I mean, he first thing you might consider before claiming model status
is actually getting paid for your work. But I guess we all know that she'll never really be paid for it due to her stumpy height, barrel-esque physique, aging skin and general rudeness when professional photographers don't want to shoop her into a different person.
The quality isn't good because it's a video recorded on her phone?
She truly still lives in 2009 mentally.
I want to see a recent smartphone with that kind of shit video quality….
Even the iPhone 5 was capable of shooting in 1080 p
Sage for tech sperging but her
shit excuses really grind my gears
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Y'all, she's as white as human skin goes. My god keep it coming Vic. You sound like such a fucking moron.
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Here's more. She's such a bitch.
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>go take more pics of your shitty car. Since thats all your insta is
Sick burn Vicky. He'll be feeling that for weeks.
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Lol but where's the lie tho?
She buys shitty phones because she breaks them so much…
She could actually end up on an episode of catfish.
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My god she looks like a 48 year old trailer trash mom who smokes 2 packs a day, and this was taken at least a couple years ago.
Lighten up on the cigarettes and whiskey vic, you're gonna look 80 before you know it and we both know you don't have the photoshop skills to try and cover that up.
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dear god this is so bad
She is soooooo defensive over a simple question. It must be exhausting having such a poor self image and having to defend the fake image you've portrayed online.
She's not even that bad looking? If she dropped the drag make up and did her hair more age appropriate, she could go from a mid 3 to a generous 6. She's so stuck in her scene days, it makes her look like a 40 year old trailer trash whore.
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Blurry but you get the point.
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Anyone else remember when she was posted on IsAnyoneUp as a band whore?
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What happened to the grand opening?
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Sage for double post but OF COURSE icky thinks it's normal to print out pics of your gf/wife and try to make your friends hang them up and wants someone to do that for her. And your last post made no sense because it and you are both mildly retarded.
It must really be a sad wanting nothing more in life than to be beat material for your husband and his friends.
Anyone who has met her in real life would never do that, to be fair.
Unless you spend hours and hours shooping, nobody is going to want your dumpy log body on a poster, and even if you do it's still questionable tbh. I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that said friend isn't a retarded narcissist ethier.
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Vic posted an old horrible shooped photo on instagram. It's probably one of my favourite shoops I love how her meaty legs are thicker than her shooped to hell and back torso and the gravity defying boobs are hilarious.
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How long has she been saying her shit shack scratch studio would open soon? It feels like almost a year now or so. And a "photography studio" too!! I love how she spewed that lie out too when she hasn't even opened her "tattoo shop" yet. Come on Vic! Get your shit together
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I went to her old Formspring account via Wayback Machine but could only view two pages. One was a screenshot from 2010 and the other was a screenshot from 2013. This is the former.
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And here's the latter.
>>445590>"bella morte is warriors dying a warrior's death in a battle">"Tis">"I named the clothing line it.">"my mom called me Bella Morte"
She legit is a 17-year-old fedora in a fat myspace has-been's body. >>445594>"do boys count as pillows tee-hee~"
yeah you wish you fat sack of ignorance and bad taste.
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Great finds, anon! I decided to dig as well.
I really wish there was a more complete archive.
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Haha then why are you still lurking on here, Vic? That's a definite sign that you're practically obsessed with what people have to say about you. You really just can't stand the fact that not everyone buys into your fake facade, can you? You're so pathetic, it makes my eyes roll into the back of my head.
She worked as an advisor to a lot of high end hair salons and hairstylists!
That doesn't even fucking make sense. She has just mastered every trade out there hasn't she?! Also her hair is indestructible!!!' Is that why her hair won't grow and she's been wearing crusty extensions since 2006????
Yeah seriously how does she not see the irony of posting a "IDC about haters!!" meme on a weekly fucking basis. It's just basically her announcing that she's been triggered
at this point.
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Found some more gems on her FB.
This shit right here is ridiculously fucking delusional. I wonder how many of her female friends read that and said to themselves, "What a load of bullshit!"
And IF she had any female friends before that post, I bet she doesn't anymore. Sorry Vick, not everyone wants to jump your bones. It's all in your head.
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Yeahh, I'm sure you get soooo many men and women trying to fuck you on the daily. rolls eyes
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She mad her instagram private but I highly doubt that will last long because she craves constant attention. Last time she did this it hardly lasted a day or so
lol she worked for cosmoprof. I worked for that company 10 years ago and hairstylists would sometimes ask us questions. and this was before you -had- to have cosmetology training to work there.
Literally she rang up people's hair supplies and answered questions. An advisor….fucking gold vic. Gold.
The thing is that there's nothing actually wrong with her other than her godawful personality and stupidity. Oh, and her makeup and dress sense…
She probably would be considered pretty hot irl (maybe not by net standards) if she were confident and happy about the person she is on the right. Pair it with a nice outgoing personality and she'd be away for slates.
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You can tell just how wide she really is in this one as well.
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Oh boy there are some gems there. I love these two. That bracelet cutting off the circulation in her hammy arm and GIRL YOUR EYELASHES ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE YOUR FACE the fuck
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Her parents have lived in Canada for so long that they BOTH went to college there, so where is Vickys accent coming from?
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How can she be so damn full of herself AND manage to be so full of bullshit at the same time??? I'm surprised she hasn't exploded.
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We all knew it wouldn't last long.
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god, old myspace relics really stick together
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Did some deep digging and I'm 110% sure this is a text convo between the guy vic was seeing and herself. They never were officially dating even though her fb says "in a relationship" but she's pissed off that he's not madly in love with her even though "guys throw themselves at her". This is great and very cringe. Also explains that shitty cropped me she posted about being "wanty" not needy. She also tagged him in that shitty ig meme she posted @magicrod and they are not following each other anymore on ig.
Wow, he's pretty attractive! I bet she catfishes guys. It's obvious to everyone that she photoshops but I'm sure they don't expect her to look that
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Haha it is her! Look very closely at the photo he tried to scratch out.
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Oh Christ this video is great! It's on his instagram and you can hear Vickie in this short video and she is slipping in and out of her fake accent it's pure gold.
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Something looks really off in this photo she just posted. Seems like she's getting lazy with the photoshop.
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Every time she posts about how gorgeous she is and how jealous everyone is of her, I just keep getting taken back to these photos. Even though they're definitely a few years old, she was just as self absorbed and narcissistic as she is today, and THIS is what she really looked like. In a room full of girls who were REAL alternative models this is how she measures up.
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Was this photo taken from that party, anon?
she has half an eyebrow and the drawn on part looks like it was slept on kek. wouldn't be going round telling people i did that hand tattoo tho b/c it's not good and whatever she did to the pic just enhanced that.>>448737>grew up immediately
minus that whole 'converting to islam' thing so she could hide her gross hair [referring to bunny] and the fact she also still edits/heavily filters her photos.
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I like how her jacket has a big rip/hole and her fat arm is spewing out
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Even thou she shooped this
You can still tell how chub chub and gummy she is
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H A P P Y
If Vicky really did write these replies, she is abusive. If a man sent those messages it’d be considered verbal assault.
Goes hand in hand with narcissism - ego injury and the resulting rage explosion.
This woman needs to take a step back and look long and hard in the mirror.
I'm not saying she isn't abusive because we know she's a nutty narc bitch so it's more than likely-
but what exactly about that screenshot is abusive because I don't really see it…?
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She's mad because that guy doesn't love her
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Lmao also this
wait wait wait
She "used to" think that people who were scared of getting hurt was a strength? She is NOW registering that fear of hurt = fear of vulnerability?
Her posts makes no sense, just another excuse to chalk up "maturity points". Obviously people who tell you how much they care are > those who don't. I guess her 210 IQ is in overdrive here with the insight.
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Found this on someone else's Instagram and she commented, "worst photo of me everr". Surprised she didn't make them delete it.
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Lightened it up a bit. Woof.
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Yes Vic, pairs well with that post you deleted where you and some neckbeard discussed how Arabs have a lower IQ….
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Well, she's back to acting like a thirsty, retarded skank again. Also kek those comments about her body odour really hit a sore spot.
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The awkward moment when your shopped upper body doesn't match your lower Ham body
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And really, Who could forget this…
Jesus christ how do you shoop yourself this much and still have any confidence in yourself? You know. You saw it. You did the shooping. You are fully aware you are at least 10x fatter in reality.
How do you live
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wtf is this pose and expression, she looks challenged
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Sage for double post but turning down the exposure for almost all her photos is just terrifying
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Her hands are so disgustingly filthy and she's putting them in her mouth. Barf. (Both pictures were part of the same photo).
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This is fucking golden
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this is so entertaining, especially how for some reason she has a completely different face in this shoot than her other photos. there are ones where you can see the huge contrast between her hair - which has random brown pieces sticking out - and the mass of cheap extensions. the shopped jewelry on the bra is great and is only in this shot.
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if she's so ~in love~ with her face then why the fuck is she always hiding it.
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Lol nice try Vic your no hourglass.
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I feel embarrassed for her.
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This is the girl who took the wedding photos and let Vicky ruin them with her awful photoshop skills. I really want to know what she was thinking
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Vic is once again reminding everyone how amazing and cool she is and can totally have friends of the opposite sex without having sexual relations. She sounds like a teenager hahahaha. I feel bad for the neck beard coming from the states expecting some ~final fantasy goddess~ and it's just going to be hammy dirty disaster shingles. With a botched tattoo to remind him of for life. Bless him
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You wish, hamplanet
Wait, I think it's backward and
upside down. Shouldn't it be tied at the bottom?
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Hourglass, in what dimension? If a corset can't give you much of a figure then you must not have a whole lot to start with…
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Lmfao sone prime cringe videos dropped on her Instagram last night. And of course it's not even as fast as she can go and totally NOT sped up.
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I can't she's 30
Factually aged 30
Mentally aged 12
Physically aged early 40's
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It's just the lighting that makes me look like a ham beast
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oh god i cant look away
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Sorry canadafags, vicky is the only truly special and unique girl in your country.
You live in fucking Guelph. You are not cosmopolitan.
"I have been to the States and can confirm that they have better and more unique style of dress"
what the hell is she talking about? It's all the same clothing brands, all the trends carry over. What is this "unique style of dress" that 'Americans' have (pretty broad, the US is huge, and she's comparing that to smalltown Ontario.)
There's probably more variety in American style (due to the hugeness of the country and all the different climates) but it mainly comes down to a city vs. small town thing.
I'm sure big Canadian cities have more variety in fashion. I like to picture everyone wearing flannel and Canada Goose jackets tho.
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Some bonus retardation in the comments. She @ herself to say that she wasn't at ~top speed~
like, one trip to toronto will showcase all the different styles and unique fashion people wear….. she lives in a fucking college town so no wonder they probably just see flannel and boots kek>>450811
yeah its really just depending on the city/town. I grew up in a small town where if you wore anything other than uggs you'd stand out, but moving to a big city i could wear a big bird costume and no one would bat an eye. shes just "unique" becuase she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara
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Im laughing so hard at this her other arm looks like
>so badass, very professional sword fighter.
did she actually go out like this? with a bra and 50% of a pair of leggings? and she dares to go on about her ~YOuNeEQ~ style?
~skull cracking speed~
watch out, she's a lethal weapon
"she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara"
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In this absolutely cancerous video:
>oh hello in terrible fake accent yes she has talked a lot of shit about me in her life, and it makes me feel very special.
She can't be stupid enough to still think that this entire thread is just one person, can she? Is there underlying milk here or is she actually just so retarded that she thinks this entire thread is one person talking shit about her?
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what the fuck is this lmao she’s so cringey
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she just put out new, longer one https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUhdo7Byfi/?taken-by=missvictoriamurder
i love the part where she tards out
> Force = mass times acceleration. The faster you can hit the more damage youre going to do. Like a car..its heavy but 5 miles an hour isn't going to hurt as much as 60 or 100 mph
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it's done on her webcam, because at the end she does a close up. But her ninja moves have black bars because she squished herself into thinville
I feel like shes seriously overestimating how cool this looks. Shes basically just doing a very dumbed down, simplified version of baton twirling. But you know, its a sword so OOH TOTALLY BADASS.>>450895
ooooof, shes looking more and more like an elderly gutterwitch with each passing day.
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is it even a a sword? i think it is a baton of sorts, but in her comments she says it's a "piece of katana hahaha"
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I love how she uses people to try and conceal her fatness haha.
And that fucking hand AGAIN
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THAT ONE WEFT OF RATTY EXTENSION HANGING OFF HER BODY LIKE CHEAP STRINGY PLASTIC MAKES ME REEEEEEE
how does anyone think this is okay. Fix it Jesus. Throw the whole girl away.
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What a cunt. She posts potato videos at like 2 fps and then is an asshole when people can't tell what the fuck it is. It's not because he's "blind or dumb" Vic, it's because there are $25 burner phones with better video quality than your webcam/phone.
>>450814>a fat 1999 christina agulara>>450956>a pile of garbage and hair
I've never read better descriptions of Vicky Shingles.
These are perfect, A++
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She thinks her bad quality squished video of her ~super ninja katana skills~ is so amazing that she posted it on her Facebook her stupid "fan page" and instagram. It's so cringe. I'm also pretty sure she did speed it up just for the fact she had to brag about how it wasn't. Just like that ~super HD unedited~ picture she posted was obviously shooped or like some other bad quality video she posted on instagram saying "0% photoshop" yet she has a snapchat face filter on that makes your eyes bigger and your face thinner + 10000 filters
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Seriously Vic? You post something on Instagram about not being needy and then you post this a week later? I hate to tell you Vic, but this right here is needy as hell and not something to brag about.
"This is not nunchucks" …
dat high IQ
dat ivy league education
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Why guys you meet offline actually get vs what they think they are getting lol
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The awkward moment when you liquifiy your ham body in the wrong places
You also have torque, you dumb shit. You have to be a special kind of retarded if you think posting high school level physics is impressive.
Meanwhile, watching her sperg out with swords will always be the funniest thing about Shingles. Well actually everything about her is cringe-worthy and hilarious.
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Look at this angelfaced classy lady totally not smothering some poor girl with her whiskey breath for attention at a party. The boys are def lining up with marriage proposals.
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>>450793>>450890>wannabe sword sperg Vic
Holy shit this is my favorite content from her. She doesn't realize this looks cringey, and she actually thinks this will attract intelligent and desirable males. Hahahahaha. She has no form or technique, it's just manic baton twirling with an oversized butterknife. You'd think for someone who's concerned with keeping up 'intelligent badass' appearances she would have researched a few katana demos. That way she could at least imitate as if she knows what she's doing instead of looking like all the other neckbeards fishing for cool points with their mall-bought fake swords and fedoras.
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Those hammy arms. Holy shit
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Bragging about not wearing make up yet uses a snapchat filter that gives you the look of clear skin and a little upper eyeliner. Classic hand to hide the fat face. That comment of her looking like she's right out of final fantasy makes me cringe. Her dye job looks like complete garbage and she needs to wash her greasy hair
plus she has lip gloss or something to that effect on
Then again, this is the same person who pinned as her top post "0% photoshop 100% sass" on a pic with massive amounts of filters; then made a no filter post with tons of airbrushing
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FiNuL fEnTeSy GuRl
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What season of ru Paul's drag race is this?
Straight outta final fantasy.>>451713
I don't think the shoulder is an effect of bad shoop, I think the rest of it is just off-camera, if that makes sense.
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She promptly deleted this comment and blocked me lololol
thou shalt not question
i remember one time she made a post in full makeup and hair claiming she had zero makeup on, which i questioned in the comments. after a bunch of snarky replies she edited to say she had a smidge of lip balm on.
what a nut.
surprised i didnt get blocked, though.
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I'm so, so happy that she not only put up the weird spanish photo cover ad, but added the cringe gif as her display picture. Hitting herself in the head with her baton over, and over, and over…
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She looked cute here without all the ridiculousness. I mean these brows are sad but she looks pretty. Skinnier too.
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I knew I seen her face somewhere. Pic related megakek
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this is so satisfying
what the hell is this woman doing? she's just fucking flailing some toy around. is she retarded or what? OH WAIT.
anyway. it is precision that kills. a well placed hit can kill. you don't need strength or speed. just throwing into it won't guarantee damage or a hit. this woman should stop pretending she handles a sword. it's dangerous for her (but it's soooo much fun for us)
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Usually I'm a fan of heavier makeup, but she looks miles better without it, shoop or not.>>452420>>452774
Did she just close her eyes and started swinging the thing around or what
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Her Gut is trying to escape that corset by any means possible… Her entire body here makes zero sense she has Giant ham hawk legs and a teensy shopped waist that her gut still manages to stick out of the corset . She photoshopped like half the picture and left the rest as is…??? Is this real life or?
How stupid does she think people are? how delusional is she?
so she normally looks like this: >>451614
but spends time and effort to pretend she looks like this: >>453073
she really IS pretty dumb. and trashy. and the thing she does with her eyes that make them appear triangular (like this >>451698
me something fierce. it's literally all i can see when i look at her.
Why is the corset melting off her right tit? Why does her katana turn into a beam of sunlight? Why shoop in roses when she was on such a roll liquifying everything? Why did she leave her cankles un-liquified?
So many questions!
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Because anyone Kissing that ash tray smelling mouth and plaque tongue would make anyone's soul leave their body
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snortlaugh is she a furry now? The fock is this?
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Is Vicky looking for younger dudes now since most dudes her age find her retarded?
Madonna is ,
her boyfriend is 
Tina Turner is 77,
J Lo is ,
her boyfriend is 
Sorry, had to factcheck this shit. Tina Turner being 77 was the only one that was right.
But of course Vicky shares #fakenews
She didn't even post the full meme. The bottom is supposed to say 'single? Relax, your future husband hasn't been born yet'
I've seen in on middle age ladies facebooks. I guess she cropped it because the born thing sounded creepy.
She's already permanently damaged lolol>>455572
Hahahha oh dear, it's still creepy though . Creepy fake news.
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Always love when bad artists brag about how little time they spent on a piece of shit.
you usually you say "only spent" if you FINISHED it and it was done under quoted time. What she's saying, like you suggested, is "only spent", because she rushed the fuck through it.
And oh god, the white…the white…I feel so bad for her victims
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This doesn't even make anatomical sense as a wing but alright.
I can't tell if it's her shitty video quality or not but it looks like all of her tattoos are de-saturated, even when they're fresh, and it looks like she doesn't use a shading needle and just shades with a single needle and a grey ink (terrible, unprofessional and causes more pain for the client during healing and the tattoo process). Not to mention that all that white will inevitably cause it to heal as some kind of grey blur. I think she just ads all that white KNOWING that it will all either disappear completely or heal yellow and only does it so it looks passable for her ~insta vids~. If you look at any of her clients photos (not hers) of their healed tattoos they all look old and washed out and there's no contrast at all.
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decided to check out that Loaded Radio thing she promotes on her profiles….lel
I wonder if "The Weekend Bender with Victoria Bella-Morte" is still airing, or when she last hosted? Id love to hear this shit lol
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Poor icky is trying to sleep and thinks 11am is early. Because she doesn't have a real job that requires her to roll her fat ass out of bed. Then compliments herself by saying "cute grumpy girl". Classic
But Vicky needs her 16 hours of beauty sleep or she'll look as if she wasn't a real life Final Fantasy character.
Also lmao at that last sentence. Who is paying YOU for being a useless 30 year old NEET, Vicky?
This is hilarious
"Cooking like a chef and motorcycle riding"
She can't cook and she's never been on a motorcycle or owns one she doesn't have any driving licences. She only posed beside shooped motorcycles hahaha this is great it's life she wrote it herself
But it also looks like this "magazine article" was made in fucking MS paint
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Lol she reposted the dumb vid of her sucking in and is going on about cutting season again
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I love love love that she's reposting this again, but her comment that bulking/cutting is a time tested "method of martial artists" takes the cake
exactly, you bulk by eating tons of calories for maxx gainz, then cut down to see the definition.
you don't "cut back down to gain muscle"
but she's also cutting for "definition in her arms" but says she wants a stomach that jiggles and "a booty". Newsflash, you can't spot target the fat in your hammy arms. You're either losing weight or you're not.
Also a bad idea for 'ol vic considering how aggressively she herself claims her weight fluctuates. Not to mention her "thyroid problem".
Never forget, in her own words:
>wow it's not my fault my ink stretched, I have a thyroid problem fuck you.
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She reminds me of Mac from it's always sunny "im just bulking up right now"
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Lisa: Krusty! What have you done to yourself?
Krusty: I thought I’d get into shape so I’ve been drinking nothing but milkshakes.
Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?
Krusty: Uh oh.
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Patiently waiting for Vic to give this person a made up lesson on how "bulking" works.
You know it. Complete with the "Teh haturz r just jealous of me making men hit sign postz!!1
It's one thing when a guy corrects her. It's even worse for her ego when a FEMALE does it.
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Is it just me or is Vicky a value brand Ryan Ashley (winner of ink masters last year).
Here's a picture of Ryan's work and self for reference. Vicky looks and inks kind of like a barely passable off brand ripoff and they're the same age. Although im sure Vic would insist that Ryan only gained her fame because she was copying Vic.
Safe for comparison.
I'm not a body builder, I'M A MARTIAL ARTIST, similar
but not the same.
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now she's challenging some girl from another city to a !kungfu! fight
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Wow What a complete cunt,
pretty big inflated words for someone that has the body of a barrel and No ass or hips or waistline to speak of. if you didn't have your sad saggy pancake tits Vic nobody would give a fuck about you.
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Lol vicky's just mad because Izzy Hilton is a transgender woman who is hotter than she will ever be.
It's hilarious that her go to insult is another former scene queen. She's really stuck in 2008, my dudes.
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wake up on the morning gotta get me some milk
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the whole video is pretty nuts, comparing obvious bad camera shots of celebs & that one instagram girl doing the before and after of TRYING to look bad
then she pulls this gem out, comparing our go-to fat Vic pic (so you KNOW she reads here)
it's great because in her second pic to show her looking "good" you can see how hard she's trying to suck her gut in and still looks putrid
dat ivy league education.
She seems to forget that she isn't a model, or a celebrity. Taking and editing pictures of yourself does not make you a model. It makes you just like every other person who uses the internet. The issue lies in how outrageously she abuses photoshop and then tries to convince people that shes some ~perfect ethereal being wrapped in cheap pleather~. She's a liar, and that's why were here. Topkek for her cutting out her gut in all of the candid photos, though. Can't be too honest, now.
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what i cant get over is how she uses these insta models as an example, but when she does her "before and after" it's from a very old pic/video so that she can fall back on the "this is old I look 1000x better now" excuse.
If she really wanted to make a point, she'd take two full body candid shots, one bad, one good, zero editing.
But she won't, for obvious reasons. Even despite having a "photography studio" at her disposal.
You can tell she's SO insecure just by the way she goes on and on about how 'everyone has bad angles!' and 'we all take bad pictures!'.
She definitely reads here. Hi Vic!
I love how she implies at the end of the vid that she's one of the 'hottest models'.
Lol in your dreams, Vicky.
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lol totally the same
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screencap in case others were wondering
jfc her grammar is so bad in this
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Fuck is that hair awful!
She even had to blur it towards the scalp to try to conceal the hair loss and frizz.
She needs to stop bleaching immediately, those extensions won't help her when her real hair is gone.
oh please oh please oh please
do it mellybroz
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Tried to take her up on her offer to meet in person and she told me off and blocked me
This thread is amazing
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neckbeard of the year award goes to
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She posted this and deleted it quick after I messaged her asking if I cut her asshole that deep she had to make a post about it and then my other friends called her out on the post and she deleted it at the speed of light as fast as her fat fingers could
I'm going to start calling her Vicky shingles now. This is great
Hahaha amazing. You triggered
her something fierce.
lol she's sooooo butt hurt
Victoria your fucking huge get over it
The only thing that really matters to her is her appearance, so the only insults in her arsenal are appearance related. Just another tier to the vapid, self-absorption that is her life.
I mean it's ironic because she also preaches "talking about the issues and not personally attacking people" which she does the exact opposite of exclusively.
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i think she's more of an edgelord than anything
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her anti immigrant rhetoric is amazing since she prides herself so much in being an immigrant
telling others to go home when she herself wont go home to that same place she 'defends'
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Hahahaha looks like someone called her out for the Izzy comments
checked the account, guess it didnt take long for vicky to pick a fight with a trans girl (100k followers) right after some transphobic commentary
the "you're not beautiful and successful, you just pretend to be" line is the epitome of projecting
Also anon, it's all talk. She threatened to sue lolcow and everyone on this board, sent fake legal emails from fake email accounts etc. She's a pussy and I can promise you that if she truly was the ~highly skilled fighter badass~ she claims to be she wouldn't be trying desperately to intimidate you.
That being said I'm not encouraging you to actually fight her, but it's fun to watch her squirm so desperately like this.
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This is what she sent to my friend. Also I called shingles a 160lb hamhog not 135lb lmao
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"If I use messy paint to hide my jowls, I could go out and take selfies without having my hands all over my huge lumpy mug!! I'm a geniussss!!"
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teehee no you missed the memo she's partying on REAL Halloween
Not only that, but it's the bank holiday on Monday. If she even said that then I might have believed her.
I can picture her alone at a messy desk with clothes scattered around the floor, Photoshop up on her screen being the only light available. All the while she drowns herself in 3 bottles of wine.
Happy Halloween, Shingles
She’s from Hamilton Ontario kek pls don’t feed into her UK bs
Literally the only celebrating anyone in their teens and up anyone will do on Halloween day is handing out candy. Like that’s embarrassing that no one invited you to heir Halloween party’s vic….
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You're dead on, anon. One of my friends met her and watched her drunkenly hang all over some guy all night who was anything but interested. Here's some shots of her flailing around her bottle of JD, trying desperately to get someone to look at her fat ass instead of the damn band. Glad I never ended up at the same party as her, ugh.
there's a bright light behind it shining through, making it look several shades lighter.
sage for who tf cares.
If you haven't seen Vicky's previous threads, I suggest you take a look. They're far milkier thank the current one. Lots of anons talking about their personal experiences meeting her, being at parties with her ect. My favorite thread was when Vicky came here to try to defend herself by pretending she was people who knew her irl and then had all of her posts exposed by admins. I've taken the liberty of linking them here for you. Happy lurking, anon:>>336817>>327539>>218886
(My personal favorite when she discovered lolcow. All of her psycho posts are marked by admins)
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Holy sad flap jack tittys, they look like they are trying to melt away from her body. Bagged milk hanging off nails.
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Today is "Vicky gets called out hard for coming off super racist".
She got called out within the first 5 minutes of this being posted. I don't think vickys racist, just really, really stupid. She tells everyone in the comments that they're in fact the racist ones for thinking that her reference to "apes" was directed towards black people. What absolutely boggles my mind is that this exact same scenario happened on her Facebook not even a year ago where she received a flurry of hate because she used that word whole sharing an article about black people. She apparently only has a small vocabulary and is incapable of wording things so that she doesn't get dragged on social media.
Bonus kek for her being a giant hypocrate and constantly going on about how she could totally ~crack your skullzzzz~ and threatening to beat people up any time they oppose her. Fuck, she even threatened To beat up a client after they complained about their tattoo. I can't with this bitch.
Lmfao @ "if you don't like someone carry on with your life"
Is that why after I called her out she messaged all my friends and my boyfriend trying to start shit and got laughed at by them? Or when she asked if I wanted to meet in person and when I said sure she blocked me? What a psychotic hypocrite cunt holy fuck hahahahahaha
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My favourite post from her on the old thread she's having such a meltdown
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guys i think she had a brain aneurism typing this
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and some neckbeard just HAD to compliment her smarts for typing big words
praying she follows through and makes this video, please vicky
…and to the surprise of no one, that's not what microagression means at all.>>458252
i think she shared this to disassociate from that e-fight and subsequent chickening out from a real fight with >>458268
anon. pity she's so dumb that she forgets she has I FIGHT CHOOO plastered everywhere on the internet.
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Lmao she made a 2 second video laden with filters and hair holding, explaining in that fake, trash accent what "cognitive dissonance is. You can barely understand what she's saying because of how hard she's pushing that fake accent and how distracting it is to see her try to hold perfectly still lmao. Her photo should appear beside the definition of cringe in the dictionary.
transcription:> Cognitive dissonance occurs whenever something disagrees with some core values, the brain goes into defense mode, and they stop listening to all logic and reason.
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She couldn't even be assed to google the actual definition before posting this idiotic drivel and looking like a complete and utter airhead playing psychologist? My fuck, I don't know how this broad isn't everyone's favorite cow.
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The girl she got in an argument with made a post about it and mentions being blocked but of course over on Vic's page , she's going "har har that went waaay over her head I'm sooooo smart she didn't stand a chance" while the girl can't respond to her. What a douche.
She's such a giant pussy. Her ego is made of glass, she can't handle anyone opposing her so she has to block them and then continue talking shit while getting her asshole licked by random dumbasses.
IN case you're reading this vic, that's what insecure pussies do. Stop pretending you're such an intelligent badass when you can't even have a rational discussion with a person with opposing viewpoints without defaulting to personal insults and blocking them before they can respond. You look pathetic.
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The comments are so milky. The poor girl who has the botched Wonder Woman tattoo by icky is even saying how embarrassed she is of her tattoo and vick has her blocked on Facebook too
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ends up she edited it after the fact from
> all i can think think of is…dumb apes.
> all i can think think of is…bloody human race..dumb apes.
then in her arguments after said "i said all humans!", before she deleted the thread
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also there's this guy
saging for milk thirst.
does anyone have screenshots of people calling her stanky shit out in the comments of that thread before it was deleted?
and just to clarify >>457578
i'm pretty sure she's from guelph, ontario - even worse. it's all suburbs and rural areas in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, maybe that's why she dresses like it's still 2006. it's incredible that a 30 year old woman could be so unwilling to move on from her myspace scene queen days. she seems to have zero self awareness. a true halloween haunt~~ scary~~
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She tried to climb him like Mount Everest?
Umm…on one hand, I don't doubt that one bit. But on the other, this guy isn't that great to look at. Maybe she just doesn't have any standards and will fuck anything with a pulse. However, the past few guys she has dated have been pretty handsome. I don't know what to believe in this situation.
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WW tattoo, for reference.
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Here comes the sperging, everyone get your popcorn >>458631
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. I would be pissed if my tattoo artist tattooed what looked to be their face on my body.
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She looks just like hayden panetierre with this filter but I wonder what she looks like irl
Holy shit she is so into herself…only a stuck up bitch would refer to herself as 'porcelain white' instead of pale.
Also lol @ the stupid scribbles off the side trying to make her face look thin.
Also no lip liner or lip gloss my lips are naturally that dark around and shiny cause I'm a real life ff girl.
She's so full of shit how does anyone believe this?
Yeah, last I checked, none of the Final Fantasy girls wore crusty dollar store eyelashes or chola lipliner, but then I haven't played the new ones.
Unless maybe she means Kefka?
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You guys mean to tell me you aren't jealous of this beautiful, talented, black belt astrophysicist?
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Oh god she posted a video to insta and it's just her complaining in her horrible fake accent about a guy who "asked her out like 10 times" and she said no so now he trolls her.
Can an anon please transcribe this? Her fake accent makes me wretch and I can't handle listening to it.
Also I love how she made a dumb video so nobody can screenshot it and send it to him, kek. Sounds like a lie to meeee.
let me guess, she's pretending the guy who threw the shit on her fb the other day & link here, is the one who got rejected
oh god vicky, you cant keep going to that well every time someone calls you out online
can confirm, checked it and the pic was new, everything else blank, totally a burner account
so i guess it's fitting that she'd pretend a fake guy would ask her out
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Oh man she changed her hair, eyebrows and went even heavier on the lashes. Also, lol at the "pissing off dumbasses" hahah girl you're more pressed than anyone. You're just entertainment, Vicky.
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i'm amazed she uploaded this
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maximum neckbeard achieved
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Incredible, anon. I added a few small details, I hope that's ok.
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Properly lol'd, Anon. This looks far more appropriate.
I was using MS. Paint and threw in the towel after doing the basics.
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Kek, anons we're right. She literally just put her costume on and took pictures of herself for Halloween. What a sad existence.
Also "photo shoot" does not equal taking pictures of yourself. Get a grip.
as far as i can tell there's no costume, she just threw on some angel wings & some cheap prop in her hair for a few insta pics….on november 2nd
if she actually had a full costume, she'd for sure spam it up on halloween
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Is it possible to get worse at photoshop over time?
> I shot a photoset for it to make you all happy
> photoshoot time!
….SHE'S TAKING SELFIES, WHAT IS THIS "PHOTOSHOOT"
Nothing about this looks like a real person. And I don't mean that in a 'omgz she looks like a final fantasy girl!' way, I mean that in like a 'how many hours did she spend creating this?' way.
Also nice work having the sword cover your man-chin, slick Vic!
Everything has to sound nicer than it really is with her.
'Photoshoot' = selfies
'Porcelain skin' = pale
'Tattoo artist' = scratcher
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"i didnt want people to take actual pics of me because i looked like shit"
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Sure, Ick. That's why the hand on your face is covered by photoshopped leather and has no visible tattoos.
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Is anyone going to discuss the fact that none of this shit matches??? Also, it looks nothing like any fucking version of Valkyrie. It looks more like she threw random shit together and called it a costume.
One more thing: She photoshopped that gold bottom half of the top onto her torso. And it didn't do her any favors whatsoever.
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"Nobody cares" except you, Vick, because you made multiple replies on the post with the photo, made a seperate post about the post in question, edited that post to include how little you care and then proceed to Photoshop and claim the photoshopped pictures are exactly what you look like IRL. Keep trying to prove how little you care, though. It's wildly amusing. Also , "mentally slow in the head" ? As opposed to mentally slow in the leg? Dat IQ!
It's a shame because had she done all that, I could see her becoming a reasonably pretty woman.
But instead, she digs in her heels and stays in denial. That's what makes her a cow.
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Oh FFS this shit again…
she's way past someone being able to just 'have words with her'. >>460614
is right, she needs a carer or something, she's a legit sped
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oh god she painted red carper on linoleum flooring, and still isnt using painting tape or a ruler or anything to get a straight line
She's in Canada ,FYI, not England; she fakes an English accent and claims to come from England so as to be fancier than everyone else in Guelph.
And yeah, it looks like she painted a fake arched window as well as the "red carpet".
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I especially love that she just has so much burgundy paint left over from her "studio" reno that instead of tossing it she figured "hey, I'll paint some carpet!
and wtf why is she painting the walls that color too, so she has white, gold, or red walls at any given moment? she has no decorating sense whatsoever
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and lets notforget the drippy monstrosity that is the guestroom
Ahh the guest room for all her friends…
That would look vile even without the drips and even if she had painted the design with precision and symmetry. She's just a lost cause. She has no eye, no hand and no taste, and she's too delusional to ever improve from that.
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Or that she's got a door with no knob; what kind of a crackhead paints her doors "fancy" gold, and can't be bothered to buy knob for it?
And it's not off for painting before the other door on that level, also freshly painted, has a knob (and her lacking of taping or planning, and leaving all the drips, shows she's not the type to take off the knob in order to not get paint on it, anyway).
Fucking hell. I repainted my room a few months ago using all supplies from Walmart and I did a better job than this. It’s really not that hard to buy painters tape, and some canvas/tarpe. You can totally go the cheap diy route and not do a trash job. Also what is this gaudy color scheme. That’s gonna be so harsh on the eyes. This actually upsets me because there was zero effort behind this to not look fucking sloppy.
It all just reminds me of those shitty nail salons you find deep in the hood that decorated the place super trashy with crazy colors.
Sage for not contributing
Just scroll up, it's in this thread, these are the posts:>>435258>>435256
Also, please sage when not contributing milk, goes in the email field.
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Oh ho ho
"How obsessed with me you are"
I couldn't help but think of Yoda. Her spelling and grammar always bothers me.
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Vicky posted a picture of Blake lively dressed like a homeless person and posted this caption. The person who corrected her in the comments is her own sister lmao.
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I died. "Someone purposely made her look bad for a role? FUCK. I was hoping to compare my ugly candids to celeb candids again!"
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Even with all those bright filters I can clearly see the dirt under her nails. Wash your fuckin hands girl! I just picture these grubby hands tattooing someone and feel nauseous
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Kek, the dirty finger she's sucking, the lip liner. I just can't.
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Wtf is wrong with her lip?
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sage cause double post and old photo (found this on VK) holy hell though I really hope that's just lipstick on those chompers
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You'd think someone that takes pictures of themselves all the time on self timer and calls it a photoshoot would force their man to take pictures of them all the time. It must be weird to be narcissistic but also ashamed of your true form. I can imagine adrien trying to take a picture of her like a normal boyfriend would and her clawing at his phone to delete the evidence
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So does she tattoo at her shop or house? I am genuinely confused
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Ah wait my bad, I just checked and I think she mutilated him with this crap. No tattoos since then, though, it's been over half a month now. Considering how little she "works" , I don't know how she can afford to open a shop.
This is hilarious because I know for a fact that one of the main reasons her last serious boyfriend broke up with her was because he was sick of her asking to take pictures of her all the time. And apparently when he said he didn't want to she would be a huge pissbaby and fight about it.
I love how she's trying to cover her tracks by preaching the exact opposite of what she actually does. Foolproof, Vic.
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Wow. Comments on the dirty finger sucking video lmao. I can't. She's too predictable.
I thought her lashes naturally curled up?
/yea ok Vicky
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Here's one of her "no makeup" pictures. Poor thing lies so often she can't even keep track of them all! Which is so very interesting because she's probably one of the worst liars out there.
im actually 100% surprised she's got her machine bagged and clip cord in a sleeve. judging by >>462079
i was expecting total scratcher realness
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Claims to be excellent at psychology, should know that over explaining yourself and defensiveness are key signs of lying. Just post a selfie without going into detail about every aspect of your face jfc.
This honestly made me laugh so hard. “I’m sorry I had to answer all these questions because my beauty is so mesmerizing that people think it can’t be real!”
Also she had to throw in that she doesn’t brush her hair and looks naturally good and wears “boy clothes” cause she’s not like other girls.
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Sew your life together?
Sorry, it's too much of a mess
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Lmao I'm glad she acknowledged she looks like miss piggy and is a dick chaser. Funny that she also updated her profile picture to resemble her. Spot on, for once, Icky! Congrats on your self awareness!
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"Photocred: Frankie" no full name or link to a photography page, same shitty photoshop we always get. Frankie is codeword for self timer
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So many years of endless photoshopped pictures and she is still SO BAD. Instead of using her hand to cover her chubby cheeks, she pushed them in with photoshop causing her hair to get sucked in and look all warped. How is she so bad at literally everything
i was just thinking the same thing lol. what the hell is happening here?>>462922
those ridiculous fucking eyebrows. it's definitely an old school chola style with the lipliner, which is ironic with the anti immigrant rhetoric she's been spewing recently. she seems like the kind of special individual that doesn't know how to put her old ratty ass extensions in without the tracks being visible even after years of wearing extensions.
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This is a comment on her rememberance day post…talking about Muslim immigrants in the U.K … wtfffff is she seriously claiming to have seen top secret Muslim extremist invasion plans??
"I'm telling you, Achmed, even though she drinks and sluts around and is vain as fuck, she's totally onboard with what we're trying to do. We should show her our top secret plans for world domination."
She really is some kind of special needs.
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"See boys! I'm not like those OTHER girls!"
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Look at her licking Ronnie Radke's ass. If a non-celeb had tried to correct her in any way, she'd pitch a fucking bitch fit.
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dang, you weren’t kidding
I can tolerate Craven but Tuna is total uncanny valley to me. Took me like 4 threads to shake off the skin crawls. (to me) Vick is just another trash clone of basic bitches I've seen a thousand times before. And I always get a giggle out of how much she shoops herself and how she's always got that hand up to try and distort her face shape.
sage for sharing the stupidity.
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Also "I may go get my license tomorrow". Lol, As someone who lives in ontario and already has their license, you definitely can't just show up and expect a drive test. You have to book that shit months in advance.
I'm killing myself laughing imagining this crusty wench showing up at a government office saying "im here for my driving test" without an appointment and the employees laughing at her as soon as she walks out of the door looking like a complete duncecap.
How can a 30 year old be so clueless?
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Lol she's a crusty stuck up bitch to her mom too, apparently. Her family must hate her.
"Hi Vic, I know you dress like a pirate wench and am trying to politely invite you to come shopping with me to buy clothes that are appropriate for a funeral, as our family is tired of seeing your pancake titties spilling out of cheap corsets at all our family events."
Vic: "MOM I am a BLONDE GOTH and obviously I have a TON of torn up cheap stripper apparel to wear to this funeral. Because this shouldn't be about anyone but ME and how super sexy and goth I am. How dare you try to tell me not to embarrass myself and be disrespectful at a funeral."
Of course simply saying “I’m okay mom, I have plenty of black clothes, thanks for the offer” is asking way too much of Vicki. She has to use every chance she get to brag about how much of a blonde hot goth she is, unlike any other girls with way more clothes than anyone she knows! She’s such a fashionista!
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Her mom is pretty and looks relatively normal. How did she give birth to icky Vicky
She actually does look younger than Vicky… no exaggeration
how sad lol
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Okay she spelled license correctly the first time, how did this happen? Also, whyyyy keep sticking with this want inked/want tattooed crap? Want die in a fire, Vic?
In regards to the mom stuff, I don't know how she handles having her 30 year old lazy, idiot daughter talk to her in a condescending manner. Especially when all she does is act like a histrionic infant online all day. I wonder how her family feels about the fake accent and all the ridiculous lies about her education and work experience.
This makes me SO angry like even if her blond goth ass has enough black clothes in her huge dressing room, her mom is basically asking her nicely to go and keep her company and have nice shopping day together. But nooooo. Everything is about The Mighty Icky Vicky. Ugh.
And just the fact her clothes are black doesn't make them automatically appropriate for a funeral…
And that comment "I haven't been shopping with her since highschool lol" makes her sound like a teenager who wants to make a point how they don't spend time with their parents because parents are embarrassing.
Exactly this. Her mum was being really sweet, she could have at the very least said "I don't need any more clothes but I could still go with you if you'd like some company".
Also yeah I know most goths (and lmao Vicky you aren't fucking goth) have plain black staple pieces but it really doesn't get much more disrespectful than wearing all-out "goth" edgy clothes to a funeral.
She has to, this is likely just a b.s. story so she could brag about having a UK passport.
I'm guessing she needed 2 pieces of ID and got sent away and cooked up this story to compensate for feeling like a moron.
I'm preeeettty certain she was born in Canada, automatically giving her citizenship…
Also, she couldn't stay in the country for as long as she had without ever getting citizenship…
Why is she so fucking dumb…
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I love it when she posts and then immediately deletes her narcissistic rants. It's almost like she re-read it and made herself cringe. Cheek fat doesn't count as cheekbones vic.
Honestly, the pathetic self-absorbed rants suit her. If she was truly as beautiful as she was trying to convince everyone she is the compliments would be coming from other people, not herself on blast. Unfortunately she's too mentally stunted to realize that.
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I have naturally porcelain skin and wear the palest of foundations but even I have some redness and enlarged pores, especially considering I'm Irish like her. Porcelain doesn't mean you're the same shade all over. I think this is the closest thing I have to what her skin tone actually looks like, I think she slept in her foundation and forgot to wash it or something
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Lol that's rich coming from the girl that ''digitally paints'' herself to look like a knockoff final fantasy character. Can't believe this woman is like 30 years old.
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This is textbook sociopathic narcissist. Too bad shes too dumb to do it tactfully.
Ha, I know it's the reaction that relates to Vicky, but Dennis is actually attractive (creepy but objectively good looking) and pretty brilliant if it wasn't for his narcissism.
I can't believe she's so unaware she claims that others contour their skin too look like what she has naturally. How does she type that out and believe that people won't immediately hate her. She doesn't have autism, but her compulsion to come off as laughably wrong about things is extraordinary.
Fat Mac's physique dysmorphia,combination of cowardice and insistence that she's a badass combat expert
Charlie's hygiene and literacy level
Sweet Dee's lack of any creative talents and desperate need for validation
Frank's racial and political views
It's always sunny in Guelph.
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Forgive me, anons.
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oldmilk but holy cow, one of my favorites. there's a perfect contrast between the level of how awful her work is, and the height of her self absorption
I dunno, Anon. That tattoo is probably way better quality than Vic’s raunchy snatch. Judging by her dirty fingernails imagine her fungus cooch. Brb. Gagging
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She should try getting into art restoration on top of her astrophysics degree, I see a hidden talent there
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Back at it with the crusty old wig. Apparently Megan fox copied her look. Kek.
Ding ding ding!
Depending on where you live, you have to provide a good deal of documentation to indicate that you're both a citizen and live in the province. Given that she's a freeloader (and I doubt she even has a passport, given that she never travels), there's a good chance that she doesn't have enough to her name to allow her to get an ID.
The weirdest thing about Vicky is that her pictures with light or no makeup actually look nice, even pretty…she just decides to dress up like a clown for whatever reason.>>465217
Someone should do this to a pic of Vic.>>465653
This woman has to have a cognitive disability of some sort. She lies like my mentally retarded great aunt.
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Someone just insulted the fuck out of bunny saying she "thought this was [vicky shingles] for a min. lol" I don't see a resemblance. Vicky looks more like David Bowie imo
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Vic, you're chubby, your makeup is shit, you're a 30 year old scratcher who barely works and can't even get a driver's license, your finger nails are constantly dirty and you've acted like a "hoe" more than enough times. Don't make me laugh.
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Pretty sure this girl is a troll. Either way it's nice to see Vic get called out on her narcissistic bullshit by someone, well-meaning or not.
Hi! I've been lurking these posts now for a few days and I can't believe I found them! Thought I’d tell you all about my interactions with Vicky so prepare for a long-winded post. I’ve been friends with her online for a fair few years now. Ever since my teenage emo/scene days (how embarrassing). I had her as a friend on Facebook and Instagram. I remember being really obsessed with her thinking she was this amazingly beautiful ethereal goddess who just happened to have the face and body of an angel and was talented as fuck and waaayy more intelligent than me lol but over time I started picking up on some inconsistencies. Like the bad Photoshop became obvious. And her constant lying/ bigging herself up whenever possible.
I talked to her on and off, I'm an artist and I used want to do tattooing so of course seeing her work online, naive little teenage me always thought it looked amazing. We talked a few times about apprenticeships (not about working with her or anything, I live in the UK) and how I was struggling to get into the industry. She always found a way to twist the convos round to compliment herself whilst simultaneously insulting me lol. I remember one time she said one of her paintings sold for $100,000. I was dumbfounded. If I remember correctly it was a painting of Marilyn Monroe (I may be completely wrong but I think that was it) Even the most established and well known painters works don't sell for that much.
After finding her Instagram I stalked it for a bit and saw the videos of her talking. In an English accent. I thought that was weird AF because I distinctly remembered her being Canadian or American or something. At this point I'm pretty clued up that she's a liar/exaggerator of the truth etc So I commented on one video and innocently said "where in the UK are you from" As soon as I said that she blocked me lol. I think she forgot we were friends on FB. So I messaged her on there asking why she deleted me and she goes: "I heard from some of my friends you were talking shit about me" Bearing in mind I've never talked to anyone she knows. We live in different countries half way across the world LMAO. So I just start going off on her saying "aww hun that's a really bad fake accent if you like I can give you some lessons". Light hearted stuff, no insults. and she's just hurling abuse and swear words at me. Rude as hell for no reason. She clearly had her guard up. I didn't know why but now I've seen this whole online community calling all her shit out I get it. I'm so fucking glad I found this place it's honestly made my day haha. I used to think I was the only person seeing her as a conceited, self-obsessed, really bad photoshopping idiot.
My take on her is that back in 06/07 when she first got popular online, she really liked the attention. And she’s been feeding into it ever since. By creating this fictitious fairy tale online persona. Everything she portrays herself to be online is what she is so desperately insecure about. Her disproportionate waist, the balloon boobs, icy eyes and pale as fuck skin. The fucking swords. Oh god the swords. I remember first seeing one of the videos in utter disbelief that anyone would think that was cool. She is trying so hard to be the Ultimate Dream Babe. I reckon it all stems from some deep-seated Daddy issues. Anyway I’m getting carried away but that’s my 2 cents.
A) You don't need to put anything in the reply fields unless you want to sage in the e-mail (which just makes sure the thread doesn't bump). Don't want to accidentally doxx yourself.
B) Can you post screencaps of your convos with her? We all love to see cows in action.
oops, my bad. any way I can remove my email from previous post?
Also, no I can't find any of the messages. I must have deleted them.
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still hiding her ugly face
I can see why a young teenager would be fooled by her ridiculous photoshop usage and claims of being a genius, but what gets me are the people who are way too fucking old to fall for that shit…fall for that shit.
I mean how stupid do you have to be to be like, 16+ and see this woman as legitimate in any way?
Welcome! Don't feel so bad about falling for her lies, teens are easily fooled, and back in those days girls using photoshop was such a novel thing that what are now clearly obvious shoops were taken for fact. Remember how everyone thought Kiki's raccoon stripes were real? lmao.>>466730
At this point her fandom seems to consist of a handful of desperate basement-dwellers, at least.
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hey guys. im fairly new to but oddly drawn to this vicky shingles cow. do we have proof that she's actually 30? like I just looked at her instagram for my first time ever and she posted 70+ videos of just herself, a snapchat filter, and weird face. all around pointless and embarrassing videos all freaking SEVENTY of them. its hard to believe she is actually 30. never seen an adult act so adolescent like
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Man: “I’m not in love with you.”
Vicky: “your pre frontal cortex is cleahly unable to process emotions. It’s not pahticulahly attractive…”
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It's fucking hilarious to read descriptions of INTJ types. It's everything she thinks
she is and portrays herself to be, yet everything we know
this astrophysicist/psychologist/swordswoman/artiste/professional stylists' consultant/five-star chef is not.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTJ>https://www.keirsey.com/4temps/mastermind.aspx>https://www.16personalities.com/intj-personality>https://www.personality-central.com/INTJ-personality.html
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I feel like I need to bathe every time she posts a new picture.
She's getting a new phone with a better camera because
>im all about the cam quality this time , as i look better in high res and so does the ink i do :D
but when has she ever posted a photo or video of herself that wasn't potato-quality?
The way the online "tests" work is, quite obviously, that they just rephrase what you tell them. So of course it'll come on as what she /imagines/ herself to be, opposed to what she really is. She doesn't have enough insight or understanding to answer these questions with the truth as it is in reality, opposed to what it is in her fantasy. >>468310
I'm surprised she posted this. Her honker and disgusting mouth look so apparent in it, you'd think it was a candid, lol.
This is exactly right, the personality test doesn't know you are answering to flatter yourself and cater to your made up persona. Something like this is totally worthless unless you are very open and aware of your own flaws and shortcomings. Vic gave bullshit Mary Sue answers as always and would never admit to things like wanting validation from others.
I wonder what a real psychological examination would turn up there?
One of the main characteristics of INTJ people is how analytical they are, that’s the reason they can pinpoint an issue and come with interesting solutions. I don’t know much about this girl, so I don’t actually know if she fits the problem solving thingy. So far I have only seen her copy pasting opinions.
Tbqh she seems more of an ESFx. ESFP perhaps?
sage for Myers-Briggs shit
Lol, and this cow claims she's an INTJ?
As other anons posted links to INTJ descriptions, I won't, but one of the hallmarks of INTJs is that they aren't very emotional and don't know / don't like emotions very much.
But yet she wants a man to "show his real emotions" … ok.
I am an INTJ and I date another INTJ and I specifically chose him because he is the least emotional man I could find. Was tired of trying to deal with / stumble my way through relationships with overly emotional dudes who got bent out of shape about the dumbest shit.
kek myers-briggs is no more credible than horoscopes, you melons. stay on topic and >>468690
u better sage your shit.
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> no filter
vigorously applies filters
I wonder if Vicky is jealous of “fake Vicky”. Her fake photoshopped face is what gets her all the attention she wants and what she wishes she looked like.
I wish she was more milky. Vicky is my golden cow. And she’s dumber than a sack of bricks.
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Lmao “no filter obv”
Who actually believes this shit holy fuck. She has such a sad life and should really stop. What with her posting cringe quotes and memes that teens made
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What the fuck is up with the red blotches in her fried shitty extensions? It looks so trashy and weird
it reminds me of scene hair from about 2006.
imagine if it's an old photo ha. is the vicky finally aware of aging?!
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The leaf on the rose is just a big blur. It’s so embarrassing that she edits the hell out of every picture she posts and then has to put “no filters/photoshop!” In the caption. She really does have the mind of a 15 year old.
love the neckbeard reply
> is this for a lipstick commercial??
no you moron, it's a selfie video she took with her webcam and you know it
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She put up another heavily photoshopped video doing that stupid tongue thing.
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I'm sure you are.
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Things that probably didn’t happen
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She’s pretty much scumbag Stacy personified
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Vicky, who repeatedly lies that shes a 115 lbs lethal assassin with a naturally countoured face and genius level intellect, thinks women specifically should be punished like this for lying. nice.
Maybe if she wore this fucking thing it’d stop her from compulsively giving her own hand oral sex in Instagram vids
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OH LORD! THE DELUSION IS REAL! SHE'S NUTS!
What a bullshit story.
Hard to believe adult women post these fantasies and not see how pathetic it truly is.
yeah. you need one, vicky.
ugly on the inside and on the outside.
honestly, what kind of woman posts shit like this? thirsty, hideous, desperate ones. this kind of edge would embarrass a 12 year old
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"WIth no provocation" makes no contextual sense in this sentence. For a 172 IQ or whatever she claims to have she's not very smart
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Vic you don't even have children.
This has fuck all to do with SJWs you're just desperate to rag on feminism because you think it'll make guys like you but by bashing feminism you'll attrct the scummiest cunts who think it's okay to beat and rape women.
Seriously your "I'm not like other girls" and complex is so embarrassing. You're a total pick me bitch and your anti feminism is embarrassing and a disgrace. I expect this shit from men but from women it's just sad.
Ur internalised misogyny is truly insufferable
I think she's more upset about the book specifically teaching how to reach orgasm
Which I think is reasonable, >10 is a little early for that kind of detail
most NI unionists would call themselves 'British'
others that don't give a fuck would say norn irish
nationalists or people wanting to be snowflakes would say irish
and i say snowflakes, because the girls/people i know in my area that have 0 nationalist ideologies or cultural background who deem them self irish are saying it to other foreigner's i.e americans/dumb english people etc to impress them
typically it's ignorance on their part because most people would know the difference between north and south of ireland.
our culture is precious, we are very hung up on it lol
sex education isn't sjw crap you utter fucking pillock. it's so that children know what safe boundaries are, to protect them from fucking scumbags like THE FUCKING NECKBEARDS YOU PANDER TO.
Vicky is so viscerally goddamn revolting
another example of her sharing shit she didn't read
- book is from 1991
- found in a school IN GERMANY in 2013 (article date)
- seems to imply it's an isolated copy that was found in the library, since it's not part of the curriculum and the book isnt made anymore
but hey, let's share this shit in 2017 and say:
> DO CHILDREN HAVE ANY CHILDHOOD LEFT ANYMORE?
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I’m pretty sure vic has never been in a fight in her whole life all she does is type her fat fingers away talking big words on a keyboard and then blocks people when they want to meet up. Imagine her in a fist fight with those ratty long extensions and fake batty eye lashes flying around everywhere
likewise, i say i'm scottish bc we have A Thing about being lumped in with the english and culturally/historically we're not all that comparable
saging for ot
one thing I must say for Vick - she tries hard. so damn hard.>>473540
who fucking cares, jfc. if you're this hung up on identity issues, go to ot and sperg your little heart out. and take the other cunts who think this is so important with you.
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her dirty hands are triggering
Fair enough, never saw either of them do one on themselves and they still did the whole thing when they tattooed me. Still, as you say, if it is tattoo ink it’s excessive and just makes her look dirty in photos. >>473860
Yes, it took me hours of hard thinking to remember my exes and write my comment. Thanks for the tip, anon.
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weird to see her without insane filters and editing, actually somewhat refreshing, but she seems so immature for her age