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Previous Thread: >>336817
Vicky is trying hard lately to be a mature intellectual interested in mature intellectual things like politics.
>30 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'>(Poorly) fakes a British accent>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved
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Personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/victoria.emma.5680
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To start things off, Victoria is so proud of finally doing a half decent job and not having to put filters over it. Congrats, Ick.
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She's steamed. People are telling her that her pussy stinks and nobodies writing her sonnets. What a world.
I'm not really knowledgeable about tatts but why does hers look always kind of blurry and greyish ? Is it the poor quality of the picture or does all of her tatts look like that ?
Is she afraid to use pure black or what
The quality of the photo is shit but what I think she's technically trying to achieve is called greywash… The problem is that she doesn't quite understand the depth of shading (or color) and has no eye for detail which leave her tattoos looking dull.
Other than that she still probably doesn't understand the structure of skin and the tattoo ink spreads under whichever layer she hacks it under.
I can imagine she's probably had some feedback about this but refuses to take advice… leaving her work looking below average.
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What ribs???? This is so close up that you can't even tell what the hell it is??? this isn't sexy???
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totes dis is the body of a girl with ribs showing
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One of my favorite things to do is look at Vic's edit history. She edited this status about 6 or 7 times. What the fuck.
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You can tell how big she is here. She is trying so hard to hide her hammy face and hiding behind that girl staying in the back
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Always has to remind everyone how ~intelligent and beautiful~ she is. 12 guys tried asking her on dates so far this week!
um anon she's so beautiful guys hit sign posts staring at her
because that totally is something that happened and she isn't just a delusional narcissistic person
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This just looks so…odd…
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And of course, can't forget this still from the same vid.
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That's why you self posted countless times trying to defend yourself, right Vic?
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I bet it's just her flailing around her replica sword in her room and then stopping after 10 minutes and goes to eat while photoshopping pictures horribly
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She was so proud of this garbage, she took a screenshot and posted it on insta as well lol. Does she seriously think being in a relationship is an achievement? Is she that proud of herself for having a boyfriend?
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Still edited tho. Check out that huge fat man hand of hers. I like how every picture she posts now are just super up close shots of her face it's the oldest fat chick trick in the book. I guess she's too lazy to photoshop the shit out of her whole body lately followed by a photoshopped background
Her top lip is super blurry compared to her bottom lip. No filter but still heavily edited.
And that meaty hand, oof.
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What is this video anyway….? It's literally just a close up of her fat chick clevege and then she giggles. She's trying so hard for attention
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Did she seriously think no one would notice??? Anyone on here know how to hack files so we can see what these photos looked like before she edited them?
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Even though the first one is still edited, the differences between these photos are pretty crazy. The first one shows what her lips really look like.
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Never forget, Vic.
This is what you look like in reality. No amount of photoshop will change that. And unless you've had lip injections, Botox, a rhinoplasty, chin augmentation, and a brow lift (all of which you've fervently denied having done), there's no way in hell that you look any different from these "older" photos simply because of the fact that that's not how the aging process works. There's no way to reverse it, only slow it down. So please, explain to everyone why it is that you claim they look bad because they are "old photos" of you from when you were younger? The logic behind that makes zero sense, unless you've had all of the previously mentioned surgical procedures.
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I'm behind 7 proxzomes and initiating deepweb file defragment server byte transfer as we speak
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I'm on it too anon.
Haha but in all seriousness, someone really should take some candid photographs of her. Anyone already in Guelph or somewhere close that wants to take a crack at it? I know someone in one of the previous threads said something about seeing Vic in person at a retail store they worked at but they never tried to catch a photo or anything, which is pretty easy to hide under the guise of texting, watching a video, taking a selfie, etc.
Someone, please bring her down a peg or two. You know you want to.
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an unedited natural photo should be uniform, mostly black with white artifacts. Vickies is all over the place, especially the lips
Her hand is a completely different colour than her face. Also I'm gagging at her describing herself as porcelain white
. Why can't she post anything without complimenting/lying about herself? Does she not see how pathetic that is?
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It's not too hard to see where the edits are with levels in PS.
Of note: skin texture disappearing under her eyes to above her mouth and her chin, jawline is wobbly, neck seems too thin (pulled in + hair blocking the other side. have another look, it's odd), shadow on her neck doesn't make sense. Lips don't look edited in PS actually, but the size of her teeth in relation to her nose is throwing me off a bit.
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Tons on filters piled on and grabbing hair to hide both sides of her face. Her signature move to hide her fat face. Why does she always look like her eyelids can hardly lift those huge fake eyelashes. Remember when she tried to say "my lashes are natural I just curl them. They are long and black as fuck" fckn lol.
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The comments on this picture. Another lie that she bought a photography studio and this is a test shot that turned out great while playing around. Seems like she took the picture herself and then shooped her troll face to blurred shit. There's another picture that was posted before this that she deleted already and it was obviously taken by herself. She lies about fucking everything this whole girls life is just lie after lie she probably has a hard time keeping track of all her bullshit she spews out daily
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This is from 6 months ago back in march. Took a screen shot of a video and turned up the brightness. Look how wide her hips and waist are HOLY SHIT
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It's acually interesting to look at the profiles of her active fans
on her facebook. From what i've seen they can be mostly put into 5 categories:
Crusty old men who's fat old wives haven't fucked them in years
Fedora sporting neckbeards
Pseudo-intellectual hillbillies with juggalo tattoos.
Random facebook hoes who hope some of her (imaginary)notoriety will rub off on them if they compliment her enough.
Normal people calling her out on her bullshit.
how much you wanna bet the artists on the artists section are made up names?
the blog is still in default content but it's from 7 days ago, so the recent post saying "Grand Opening soon :D!" has to be recent
…which she's been saying since Jan/Feb
also, how many fucking artists are going to go work at "Victoria Bella Morte Tattoos"?
her hours are listed at 5-9pm mon-fri
definitely still and will continue to be scratching out of her house
tattooist fag here
she lists 8 artists on that page, 9 including herself. parlours typically have fixed chairs/stations for organisation/efficiency/professionalism purposes, which is why you find tattooing businesses don't have teams much larger than 3-5 (not including guest artists). so unless they're all tattooing a foot away from each other in her grungy-ass house or playing musical chairs with limited stations based on who has an appointment, it's clearly bullshit.
scratchers have a negative reputation in the community as well, so any artist that willingly works under her instead of an actual business-licensed shop is likely one as well. that makes for one scary staph-infested environment.
since im doubting she's making more than a few hundred a day (even IF that) from her "business", she couldn't afford the rent on a real shop alongside the necessary purchases to have a cleanly, health-regulated area and sterilized tools. this is a fucking joke.
protip: victoria, if you're reading this, n e v e r use your name for a business that showcases other artists' work. if someone royally fucks up, your name is attached to that instead of a shop name you can easily ditch a few years down the road (not that this would be much help to you considering you've already ruined yourself before anybody else could).
sage for sperge
I know it's most likely she's deeply exaggerating if not downright faking her "business ownership," but it's possible her parents are pouring in money or "loans," right?
I have a feeling that she has one, maybe two stations if she has any put in yet (so far I haven't seen any pictures of the "shop" that aren't just related to decorating?). Those names are most likely fake, any that are real are probably just people like her - scratchers/poorly qualified artists with fe clients - she's promised room to do appointments in a shared space. Which is a whole different situation from having a team of 8 professional artists working in your self-owned shop, but if Vicky can be counted on for anything, it's turning a very bland truth into exciting and impressive fantasy with bits of truth sprinkled in. >>434587
Always sage unless you're posting milk or updates on the cow. Read the site rules.
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…looks like a great location
says she's unit 80 so if we enhance…https://imgur.com/a/Zf7mx
dear god, what a horror show
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Jesus Christ, this girl is fucking delusional. Vicky, you wore a size 10 at the fashion show. You can't be serious.
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If you go to the 'about+' section on her cheap-o website (the only link that even worked for me), you can see just how lazy she is
No anon, that would be milky as fuck.
I'd love you forever if you took one for the team.
at least we can keep track of her shop's status herehttps://www.wdgpublichealth.ca/your-health/beauty-body-art/list-inspected-tattoo-body-piercing-shopshttp://www.checkbeforeyouchoose.ca/Facility/Show/70e11acd-a25f-44ad-ae43-7843bd2910a7
if she's indeed opening this week, the last time any inspector came by to that shack was in march, would def need a health inspection to operate the business…wonder if she knows that
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Semi local anon here. I feel like it's going to be difficult for her to find professional artists that are willing to work under her given her reputation as an artist in this area. Almost every tattoo artist I've spoken to around here has had to ethier fix her work or has heard the horror stories.
im laughing so hard
anybody who goes to this scratcher staph shack deserves what happens to them.
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That's why she called it "Bella-Morte Studio"
Tattoo studio, photography studio, next maybe recording studio…>>436229
The thing is, she's been openly posting about doing tattoo work for months with no "open" shop, so presumably she's operating in the shed that has so far had no proper health inspection. She could get shut down before she even has her "grand opening". (her public post implies she's open just not to walk-in business)
that said, she is listed as being licensed on the gov website, which is baffling. If she was fully set up we KNOW she would have plastered the internet with pictures already.
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speak of the devil…IT HAS BEGUN
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Posted & deleted last night.
Also the angle (top to bottom) makes you look thinner. Come on Vic these are rookie tricks.
Can someone tell me why her side tattoo looks so fucked up?
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It's so sad that she keeps posting stuff like this to try and justify how fat and blobby she is in real life and candid shots compared to her shooped photos. she blames it all and the pose and lighting every time. Sorry Vicky but you are just a fat blobby cow and there's no photoshop or filters in real life to save you.
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Random sad fucks on your FB commenting "marry me" don't count but ok Vic
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nah it's all angles & stuff, she does sword and martial art and is in cutting season because she's also a bodybuilder
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Anon, I think you may need glasses because her face looks like a potato in the photo where she has the middle part.
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seems like she'd had her "studio" in a similar state since March - not much has changed
makes you wonder why the hell she's spent the last 6 months with it "closed" but clearly operating out of the shed the entire time
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oh god nvm how did i miss this stuff, at least now we know every red wall = "the shed"
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>> And the flavour you taste depends on if she's showered this week.
firstly, how does this manage to look so dingy when its all freshly painted
secondly, some anon with a black belt in google fu find out where that symbol came from bc its way too symmetrical and even for her to have painted that herself
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It's from Assassin's Creed (Renaissance logo)
Hm, and Vicks being such the ~hardcore gamur gurl~ that she is, didn't realize this? How strange. It's almost
like she doesn't game at all.
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I'm sure you've done this before Vic.
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Once again Vicky is sharing completely fake, made up propaganda and finding a way to turn it into a big ol' fishing pole for compliments and telling everyone how great and SMRT she is. It's actually impressive how she can turn absolutely anything into a conversation about her (fake) iq, (fake) ff character physique, or (fake) marriage proposals etc.
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I like how she's just repeating stuff she googled. so smart.
Even stupid when googling, copying and pasting. The study involved 949 people. That hardly is enough for any kind of meaningful theories on neurological sex differences.
More importantly, "Saudi Arabia's average IQ is only 84" makes me want to punch babies. IQ across cultures, even less developed ones, average 100. This is the first god damn thing you learn when assessing IQ.
However it is heart warming that a woman with a 149 IQ is working in a china town buffet's backroom doing tattoos. How humble.
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On today's episode of "What will Vicky hide behind to try and hide her real face and body in photos she can't edit herself":
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I feel like she posts something like this every time her board gets bumped a bit more than average…but no fucks given, yeah? Oookkaaay, Vic.
MTE. Did this bitch even finish high school?
I still die every time I remember that she claimed to have studied psychology and astrophysics.
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Publicly blasting someone who is clearly suffering from severe mental illness. It's really indicative of her narc ways when she can't even ignore the nonsensical rants of someone who is suffering and has to publicly insult and embarrass them. How does she sleep at night. And of course she has to make it about how he's fantasizing about her and how many crazy stalkers she has. There really are no lengths that Vicky won't meet to troll for asspats from her followers.
What she doesn't realize is that this happens to people every day. She thinks she's so special for receiving messages like this. But she's really just the scum of the earth for publicly shaming someone who is this ill.
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I love how shooped her face and shoulder are. Her skin texture is just a blurred all over when you zoom in a little it's very obvious. She forgot to shoop her neck the same skin tone haha her shoulder and face are so white and blurred in comparison. ~naturally porcelain white skin~ And the jaw line looks wonky and off. She also forgot to shoop her skin you can see under her hair on her face it's the same tone as her neck everything just looks so odd. I think she's too lazy to shoop her whole body now so she's just doing these weird close ups and failing so so terribly. And that cheap tacky looking costume jewelry necklace she keeps wearing bothers me so much.
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I really don't know who she's trying to fool. Here's a screen cap from some garbage snap chat video with a million filters on top she posted today on instagram talking in her poor attempt at a bristish accent (I turned down the brightness and exposure a bit)
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You can see how broad and wide her upper body is & she has no collar bone visible what so ever you can tell she's a wide chunker even all those snap filters can't save her. Look how big her shoulder is compaired to her new shopped profile picture. She even blurred out her face lines in the profile pic as well
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photo from the photography studio she bought. DUUUHHH!!!!!!! It's not a shooped to death selfie she clearly took of herself and then edited into the ground ^_~
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Deleted and reuploaded, I posted the wrong pic. Sorry! >>440389
First of all, where the fuck is her eyebrow going.
Also, don't take the exposure off of those HD pics
unless you want nightmares. Also used vickys favourite shoop tool, sharpen.
It looks like she had dark circles or badly textured skin around her eye area that she horribly tried to fix with the clone tool. Piss poor effort.
Also love how clean and crisp her untouched chest area around her necklace is and how much of a blurred, warped mess her face is in comparison.
It's especially noticeable with the piece of hair above her eyebrow which is smudged to all hell, while the hairs on the side of her face are completely sharp and defined.
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Your daily reminder that Vic is just one of the boys, you guys. Don't forget!
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Holy fucking potatoe body how can she even think she's fooling anyone. She's shaped like a frigging barrel these shops are so hilariously bad
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This comment killed me, hahah. Most direct translation I can give is "on who is she beaten up?" , but more roughly translated it's "who would get a tattoo of her looking banged up?". That is just such a bad tattoo. Eesh.
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She posted one of her wonky videos earlier then proceeded to go crazy to this person in the comments before deleting all their comments. This was all I got though. Girl literally does post videos that look 3 frames per second… probably because she edits the hell out of them. When will she get a reality check?
Lmao so her shitshack tattoo studio
doubles as a photography studio? I really struggle with the fact that she doesn't understand the difference between an actual REAL photoshoot with a photographer and creative team and endlessly taking selfies and editing them. That isn't a photoshoot, and it still wasn't a photoshoot when she made her boyfriends and friends do it.
Then again, I guess that's difficult for her to understand seeing as she also claims to be a model on her facebook and a model for clothing lines
on her instagram. She doesn't know the first thing about what being a real model entails. It's just so embarrassing to see a grown woman who does nothing but take and edit selfies call herself a model. (I mean, he first thing you might consider before claiming model status
is actually getting paid for your work. But I guess we all know that she'll never really be paid for it due to her stumpy height, barrel-esque physique, aging skin and general rudeness when professional photographers don't want to shoop her into a different person.
The quality isn't good because it's a video recorded on her phone?
She truly still lives in 2009 mentally.
I want to see a recent smartphone with that kind of shit video quality….
Even the iPhone 5 was capable of shooting in 1080 p
Sage for tech sperging but her
shit excuses really grind my gears
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Y'all, she's as white as human skin goes. My god keep it coming Vic. You sound like such a fucking moron.
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Here's more. She's such a bitch.
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>go take more pics of your shitty car. Since thats all your insta is
Sick burn Vicky. He'll be feeling that for weeks.
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Lol but where's the lie tho?
She buys shitty phones because she breaks them so much…
She could actually end up on an episode of catfish.
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My god she looks like a 48 year old trailer trash mom who smokes 2 packs a day, and this was taken at least a couple years ago.
Lighten up on the cigarettes and whiskey vic, you're gonna look 80 before you know it and we both know you don't have the photoshop skills to try and cover that up.
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dear god this is so bad
She is soooooo defensive over a simple question. It must be exhausting having such a poor self image and having to defend the fake image you've portrayed online.
She's not even that bad looking? If she dropped the drag make up and did her hair more age appropriate, she could go from a mid 3 to a generous 6. She's so stuck in her scene days, it makes her look like a 40 year old trailer trash whore.
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Blurry but you get the point.
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Anyone else remember when she was posted on IsAnyoneUp as a band whore?
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What happened to the grand opening?
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Sage for double post but OF COURSE icky thinks it's normal to print out pics of your gf/wife and try to make your friends hang them up and wants someone to do that for her. And your last post made no sense because it and you are both mildly retarded.
It must really be a sad wanting nothing more in life than to be beat material for your husband and his friends.
Anyone who has met her in real life would never do that, to be fair.
Unless you spend hours and hours shooping, nobody is going to want your dumpy log body on a poster, and even if you do it's still questionable tbh. I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that said friend isn't a retarded narcissist ethier.
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Vic posted an old horrible shooped photo on instagram. It's probably one of my favourite shoops I love how her meaty legs are thicker than her shooped to hell and back torso and the gravity defying boobs are hilarious.
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How long has she been saying her shit shack scratch studio would open soon? It feels like almost a year now or so. And a "photography studio" too!! I love how she spewed that lie out too when she hasn't even opened her "tattoo shop" yet. Come on Vic! Get your shit together
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I went to her old Formspring account via Wayback Machine but could only view two pages. One was a screenshot from 2010 and the other was a screenshot from 2013. This is the former.
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And here's the latter.
>>445590>"bella morte is warriors dying a warrior's death in a battle">"Tis">"I named the clothing line it.">"my mom called me Bella Morte"
She legit is a 17-year-old fedora in a fat myspace has-been's body. >>445594>"do boys count as pillows tee-hee~"
yeah you wish you fat sack of ignorance and bad taste.
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Great finds, anon! I decided to dig as well.
I really wish there was a more complete archive.
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Haha then why are you still lurking on here, Vic? That's a definite sign that you're practically obsessed with what people have to say about you. You really just can't stand the fact that not everyone buys into your fake facade, can you? You're so pathetic, it makes my eyes roll into the back of my head.
She worked as an advisor to a lot of high end hair salons and hairstylists!
That doesn't even fucking make sense. She has just mastered every trade out there hasn't she?! Also her hair is indestructible!!!' Is that why her hair won't grow and she's been wearing crusty extensions since 2006????
Yeah seriously how does she not see the irony of posting a "IDC about haters!!" meme on a weekly fucking basis. It's just basically her announcing that she's been triggered
at this point.
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Found some more gems on her FB.
This shit right here is ridiculously fucking delusional. I wonder how many of her female friends read that and said to themselves, "What a load of bullshit!"
And IF she had any female friends before that post, I bet she doesn't anymore. Sorry Vick, not everyone wants to jump your bones. It's all in your head.
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Yeahh, I'm sure you get soooo many men and women trying to fuck you on the daily. rolls eyes
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She mad her instagram private but I highly doubt that will last long because she craves constant attention. Last time she did this it hardly lasted a day or so
lol she worked for cosmoprof. I worked for that company 10 years ago and hairstylists would sometimes ask us questions. and this was before you -had- to have cosmetology training to work there.
Literally she rang up people's hair supplies and answered questions. An advisor….fucking gold vic. Gold.
The thing is that there's nothing actually wrong with her other than her godawful personality and stupidity. Oh, and her makeup and dress sense…
She probably would be considered pretty hot irl (maybe not by net standards) if she were confident and happy about the person she is on the right. Pair it with a nice outgoing personality and she'd be away for slates.
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You can tell just how wide she really is in this one as well.
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Oh boy there are some gems there. I love these two. That bracelet cutting off the circulation in her hammy arm and GIRL YOUR EYELASHES ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE YOUR FACE the fuck
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Her parents have lived in Canada for so long that they BOTH went to college there, so where is Vickys accent coming from?
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How can she be so damn full of herself AND manage to be so full of bullshit at the same time??? I'm surprised she hasn't exploded.
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We all knew it wouldn't last long.
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god, old myspace relics really stick together
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Did some deep digging and I'm 110% sure this is a text convo between the guy vic was seeing and herself. They never were officially dating even though her fb says "in a relationship" but she's pissed off that he's not madly in love with her even though "guys throw themselves at her". This is great and very cringe. Also explains that shitty cropped me she posted about being "wanty" not needy. She also tagged him in that shitty ig meme she posted @magicrod and they are not following each other anymore on ig.
Wow, he's pretty attractive! I bet she catfishes guys. It's obvious to everyone that she photoshops but I'm sure they don't expect her to look that
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Haha it is her! Look very closely at the photo he tried to scratch out.
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Oh Christ this video is great! It's on his instagram and you can hear Vickie in this short video and she is slipping in and out of her fake accent it's pure gold.
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Something looks really off in this photo she just posted. Seems like she's getting lazy with the photoshop.
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Every time she posts about how gorgeous she is and how jealous everyone is of her, I just keep getting taken back to these photos. Even though they're definitely a few years old, she was just as self absorbed and narcissistic as she is today, and THIS is what she really looked like. In a room full of girls who were REAL alternative models this is how she measures up.
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Was this photo taken from that party, anon?
she has half an eyebrow and the drawn on part looks like it was slept on kek. wouldn't be going round telling people i did that hand tattoo tho b/c it's not good and whatever she did to the pic just enhanced that.>>448737>grew up immediately
minus that whole 'converting to islam' thing so she could hide her gross hair [referring to bunny] and the fact she also still edits/heavily filters her photos.
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I like how her jacket has a big rip/hole and her fat arm is spewing out
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Even thou she shooped this
You can still tell how chub chub and gummy she is
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H A P P Y
If Vicky really did write these replies, she is abusive. If a man sent those messages it’d be considered verbal assault.
Goes hand in hand with narcissism - ego injury and the resulting rage explosion.
This woman needs to take a step back and look long and hard in the mirror.
I'm not saying she isn't abusive because we know she's a nutty narc bitch so it's more than likely-
but what exactly about that screenshot is abusive because I don't really see it…?
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She's mad because that guy doesn't love her
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Lmao also this
wait wait wait
She "used to" think that people who were scared of getting hurt was a strength? She is NOW registering that fear of hurt = fear of vulnerability?
Her posts makes no sense, just another excuse to chalk up "maturity points". Obviously people who tell you how much they care are > those who don't. I guess her 210 IQ is in overdrive here with the insight.
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Found this on someone else's Instagram and she commented, "worst photo of me everr". Surprised she didn't make them delete it.
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Lightened it up a bit. Woof.
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Yes Vic, pairs well with that post you deleted where you and some neckbeard discussed how Arabs have a lower IQ….
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Well, she's back to acting like a thirsty, retarded skank again. Also kek those comments about her body odour really hit a sore spot.
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The awkward moment when your shopped upper body doesn't match your lower Ham body
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And really, Who could forget this…
Jesus christ how do you shoop yourself this much and still have any confidence in yourself? You know. You saw it. You did the shooping. You are fully aware you are at least 10x fatter in reality.
How do you live
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wtf is this pose and expression, she looks challenged
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Sage for double post but turning down the exposure for almost all her photos is just terrifying
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Her hands are so disgustingly filthy and she's putting them in her mouth. Barf. (Both pictures were part of the same photo).
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This is fucking golden
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this is so entertaining, especially how for some reason she has a completely different face in this shoot than her other photos. there are ones where you can see the huge contrast between her hair - which has random brown pieces sticking out - and the mass of cheap extensions. the shopped jewelry on the bra is great and is only in this shot.
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if she's so ~in love~ with her face then why the fuck is she always hiding it.
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Lol nice try Vic your no hourglass.
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I feel embarrassed for her.
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This is the girl who took the wedding photos and let Vicky ruin them with her awful photoshop skills. I really want to know what she was thinking
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Vic is once again reminding everyone how amazing and cool she is and can totally have friends of the opposite sex without having sexual relations. She sounds like a teenager hahahaha. I feel bad for the neck beard coming from the states expecting some ~final fantasy goddess~ and it's just going to be hammy dirty disaster shingles. With a botched tattoo to remind him of for life. Bless him
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You wish, hamplanet
Wait, I think it's backward and
upside down. Shouldn't it be tied at the bottom?
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Hourglass, in what dimension? If a corset can't give you much of a figure then you must not have a whole lot to start with…
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Lmfao sone prime cringe videos dropped on her Instagram last night. And of course it's not even as fast as she can go and totally NOT sped up.
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I can't she's 30
Factually aged 30
Mentally aged 12
Physically aged early 40's
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It's just the lighting that makes me look like a ham beast
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oh god i cant look away
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Sorry canadafags, vicky is the only truly special and unique girl in your country.
You live in fucking Guelph. You are not cosmopolitan.
"I have been to the States and can confirm that they have better and more unique style of dress"
what the hell is she talking about? It's all the same clothing brands, all the trends carry over. What is this "unique style of dress" that 'Americans' have (pretty broad, the US is huge, and she's comparing that to smalltown Ontario.)
There's probably more variety in American style (due to the hugeness of the country and all the different climates) but it mainly comes down to a city vs. small town thing.
I'm sure big Canadian cities have more variety in fashion. I like to picture everyone wearing flannel and Canada Goose jackets tho.
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Some bonus retardation in the comments. She @ herself to say that she wasn't at ~top speed~
like, one trip to toronto will showcase all the different styles and unique fashion people wear….. she lives in a fucking college town so no wonder they probably just see flannel and boots kek>>450811
yeah its really just depending on the city/town. I grew up in a small town where if you wore anything other than uggs you'd stand out, but moving to a big city i could wear a big bird costume and no one would bat an eye. shes just "unique" becuase she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara
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Im laughing so hard at this her other arm looks like
>so badass, very professional sword fighter.
did she actually go out like this? with a bra and 50% of a pair of leggings? and she dares to go on about her ~YOuNeEQ~ style?
~skull cracking speed~
watch out, she's a lethal weapon
"she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara"
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In this absolutely cancerous video:
>oh hello in terrible fake accent yes she has talked a lot of shit about me in her life, and it makes me feel very special.
She can't be stupid enough to still think that this entire thread is just one person, can she? Is there underlying milk here or is she actually just so retarded that she thinks this entire thread is one person talking shit about her?
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what the fuck is this lmao she’s so cringey
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she just put out new, longer one https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUhdo7Byfi/?taken-by=missvictoriamurder
i love the part where she tards out
> Force = mass times acceleration. The faster you can hit the more damage youre going to do. Like a car..its heavy but 5 miles an hour isn't going to hurt as much as 60 or 100 mph
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it's done on her webcam, because at the end she does a close up. But her ninja moves have black bars because she squished herself into thinville
I feel like shes seriously overestimating how cool this looks. Shes basically just doing a very dumbed down, simplified version of baton twirling. But you know, its a sword so OOH TOTALLY BADASS.>>450895
ooooof, shes looking more and more like an elderly gutterwitch with each passing day.
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is it even a a sword? i think it is a baton of sorts, but in her comments she says it's a "piece of katana hahaha"
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I love how she uses people to try and conceal her fatness haha.
And that fucking hand AGAIN
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THAT ONE WEFT OF RATTY EXTENSION HANGING OFF HER BODY LIKE CHEAP STRINGY PLASTIC MAKES ME REEEEEEE
how does anyone think this is okay. Fix it Jesus. Throw the whole girl away.
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What a cunt. She posts potato videos at like 2 fps and then is an asshole when people can't tell what the fuck it is. It's not because he's "blind or dumb" Vic, it's because there are $25 burner phones with better video quality than your webcam/phone.
>>450814>a fat 1999 christina agulara>>450956>a pile of garbage and hair
I've never read better descriptions of Vicky Shingles.
These are perfect, A++
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She thinks her bad quality squished video of her ~super ninja katana skills~ is so amazing that she posted it on her Facebook her stupid "fan page" and instagram. It's so cringe. I'm also pretty sure she did speed it up just for the fact she had to brag about how it wasn't. Just like that ~super HD unedited~ picture she posted was obviously shooped or like some other bad quality video she posted on instagram saying "0% photoshop" yet she has a snapchat face filter on that makes your eyes bigger and your face thinner + 10000 filters
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Seriously Vic? You post something on Instagram about not being needy and then you post this a week later? I hate to tell you Vic, but this right here is needy as hell and not something to brag about.
"This is not nunchucks" …
dat high IQ
dat ivy league education
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Why guys you meet offline actually get vs what they think they are getting lol
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The awkward moment when you liquifiy your ham body in the wrong places
You also have torque, you dumb shit. You have to be a special kind of retarded if you think posting high school level physics is impressive.
Meanwhile, watching her sperg out with swords will always be the funniest thing about Shingles. Well actually everything about her is cringe-worthy and hilarious.
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Look at this angelfaced classy lady totally not smothering some poor girl with her whiskey breath for attention at a party. The boys are def lining up with marriage proposals.
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>>450793>>450890>wannabe sword sperg Vic
Holy shit this is my favorite content from her. She doesn't realize this looks cringey, and she actually thinks this will attract intelligent and desirable males. Hahahahaha. She has no form or technique, it's just manic baton twirling with an oversized butterknife. You'd think for someone who's concerned with keeping up 'intelligent badass' appearances she would have researched a few katana demos. That way she could at least imitate as if she knows what she's doing instead of looking like all the other neckbeards fishing for cool points with their mall-bought fake swords and fedoras.
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Those hammy arms. Holy shit
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Bragging about not wearing make up yet uses a snapchat filter that gives you the look of clear skin and a little upper eyeliner. Classic hand to hide the fat face. That comment of her looking like she's right out of final fantasy makes me cringe. Her dye job looks like complete garbage and she needs to wash her greasy hair
plus she has lip gloss or something to that effect on
Then again, this is the same person who pinned as her top post "0% photoshop 100% sass" on a pic with massive amounts of filters; then made a no filter post with tons of airbrushing
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FiNuL fEnTeSy GuRl
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What season of ru Paul's drag race is this?
Straight outta final fantasy.>>451713
I don't think the shoulder is an effect of bad shoop, I think the rest of it is just off-camera, if that makes sense.
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She promptly deleted this comment and blocked me lololol
thou shalt not question
i remember one time she made a post in full makeup and hair claiming she had zero makeup on, which i questioned in the comments. after a bunch of snarky replies she edited to say she had a smidge of lip balm on.
what a nut.
surprised i didnt get blocked, though.
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I'm so, so happy that she not only put up the weird spanish photo cover ad, but added the cringe gif as her display picture. Hitting herself in the head with her baton over, and over, and over…
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She looked cute here without all the ridiculousness. I mean these brows are sad but she looks pretty. Skinnier too.
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I knew I seen her face somewhere. Pic related megakek
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this is so satisfying
what the hell is this woman doing? she's just fucking flailing some toy around. is she retarded or what? OH WAIT.
anyway. it is precision that kills. a well placed hit can kill. you don't need strength or speed. just throwing into it won't guarantee damage or a hit. this woman should stop pretending she handles a sword. it's dangerous for her (but it's soooo much fun for us)
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Usually I'm a fan of heavier makeup, but she looks miles better without it, shoop or not.>>452420>>452774
Did she just close her eyes and started swinging the thing around or what
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Her Gut is trying to escape that corset by any means possible… Her entire body here makes zero sense she has Giant ham hawk legs and a teensy shopped waist that her gut still manages to stick out of the corset . She photoshopped like half the picture and left the rest as is…??? Is this real life or?
How stupid does she think people are? how delusional is she?
so she normally looks like this: >>451614
but spends time and effort to pretend she looks like this: >>453073
she really IS pretty dumb. and trashy. and the thing she does with her eyes that make them appear triangular (like this >>451698
me something fierce. it's literally all i can see when i look at her.
Why is the corset melting off her right tit? Why does her katana turn into a beam of sunlight? Why shoop in roses when she was on such a roll liquifying everything? Why did she leave her cankles un-liquified?
So many questions!
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Because anyone Kissing that ash tray smelling mouth and plaque tongue would make anyone's soul leave their body
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snortlaugh is she a furry now? The fock is this?