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No. 438974
>After getting called out for being an ass to one of NetNobody's crew members it seems even more people are keeping their distance from Gregma. To be fair he hasn't lost all hope and in a desperate bid for relevance he has continued taking trips to LA for colabs. His most recent trip saw someone bail on him but despite him being upset/disappointed he has not release the name that person. This has led to tin-foiling that he may also be going to LA to ether get away from Lainy and the kids or cheat.
>In regards to home issues, Onion has been encouraging Lainy to look for a girlfriend. Despite being "So Gay', it appears she's only looking for a girl to be her emotional tissue and tell her how beautiful/wonderful she is. Also in a recent video, Gregma tells abuse victims to ask their abusers why they got abused and try to fix themselves first and then try to help their abuser become better a better person.Social Links
Gregma:
http://www.youtube.com/onisionhttp://www.twitter.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.patreon.com/onisionPlainey:
http://www.twitter.com/laineybothttp://www.youtube.com/laineybothttp://www.younow.com/laineybothttp://www.patreon.com/laineybotLast thread:
>>>/pt/436507 No. 438979
Grease posted that horrific victim-blaming garbage heap on his speaks channel. It's called
EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THIS VIDEO | The Truth About Men & WomenHe better get so much shit for this or I give up on the world.
Here's the video another anon uploaded:
https://vimeo.com/235186006 No. 438984
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Hangover from the previous thread: fotoforensics of that pic. You can really clearly see the highlighted, striking photoshopped lines around her black top, edge of face, lips and also touch ups around the eyes. To be honest you can see where she says used the clone tool muddily around the edge of her black top and lips on the original image, if you zoom in.
No. 438985
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>>438984sorry for double post but this is just so people can see them side by side for themselves easily instead of between threads
No. 438995
>>438979Comments are being moderated again. Only negative comment I saw with a lot of likes was "I love victim blaming heart eyes emoji"
That one probably got through because the person was skimming, saw the emoji and assumed the comment was positive"
No. 439000
>>438996Wow it's much worse than I thought. Seeing this fills me with so much satisfaction!
>>438997I can definitely see an Onision: Alt-Right Edition happening
No. 439002
>>439000I wonder if he still thinks he can turn it around?
His NPD probably prevents him from realising that there truly is no hope. His 'looks' have gone (appears more emo-dad by the day), his content is outdated and too much of his toxic behaviour is out in the open.
I don't think he's even aware of how awful he looks to the rest of the internet. He chooses to believe his own BS every single time.
How many more threads do we give it?
No. 439025
>>439005Lol its hilarious how he is desperate for collabs now to stay relevant. Maybe you shouldnt have burned every bridge when you were still getting views. Now he is not even worth collabing with because he gets no views. I remember when he was talking shit about everyone including his fans saying he doesn't need them, and he is successful all due to himself. Now hes sucking up to everyone, "loving" and oweing his survival to his patreons who give him money, and getting angry at other people for not collabing and helping his channel.
>>439015so matthew was the one who bailed on him? Hahaha, i remember when lameo fangirled over matthew lush, but she wasnt even invited to the collab. haha.
No. 439026
>>439005That's mad. He's so lucky to have got to the position he did in the first place. Out of all the major channels circa 2011 his was always near the bottom in terms of production value. If he hadn't gotten exposure from Shane at a time when youtube was just starting to flourish he wouldn't be anywhere today.
Youtube is a totally different platform now though. Low-fi skits filmed in a regular house don't work anymore. If you're gonna have a successful youtube sketch then it needs to be properly filmed/lit, with an actual set, decent costumes and good effects. It also needs to be well written, probably by a team of writers and the punchline can't always be; suicide, murder, screaming or a combination of the aforementioned.
He could easily have gone down this route if he had actually made an effort to improve. Problem is, he thinks everything he makes is comedy gold. There's no room for development if you're already God. Gotta love NPD!
Almost every other youtuber has either created a brand, networked, taken on other jobs, developed their creative voice or improved their technical skills. Greg has done none of this and now its too late. In fact he's made a conscious effort to cut ties and limit opportunities. He really thought he could keep recycling his lowbrow (literally) content forever. That's pretty jokes!
No. 439033
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Someone last thread said he might delete the vimeo link so here's a backup and an image reference for future anons lurking.
https://vid.me/LgGZi No. 439034
>>439026He gets angry when people put work into filming and dont do it half-assed like he does. He insulted net nobody's friend who was filming for him because he "took too long" and called him terrible for not being able to film a bunch of things in one day.
It's funny how he thinks hes better than everyone just because he cranks out a bunch of shitty videos in one day instead of putting effort into making one good video. He sincerely thinks hes better than every other youtuber and his content is the greatest and worth thousands. All he does is make shitty skits where hes screaming like a moron, wearing the same wigs he wore like 10 years ago. Or making a drama video where hes just staring at a camera talking a bunch of bullshit. How is that worth anything? Freaking narcissist.
I also love how he insulted people for doing things other than youtube because all he wanted to do was youtube since it was such low-effort and he didn't have to work with anyone else. Meanwhile someone like shane expanded out, wrote more successful books that got published in a real way, has a podcast where hes able to get pretty much any youtuber and some low-key celebrities, made some shitty movies but it was still something, etc. Other youtubers like beauty gurus end up creating makeup lines, etc. His dumbass didn't want to bother doing any extra work besides rolling out of bed and filming himself and taking an hour to edit it. And he felt validated that he was amazing because he could get thousands/millions of views. And shit on other people whose channels got less views. Now he acts like people owe him shit and shouldn't laugh at him because he gets less views!
No. 439038
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someone really triggered him today, I guess his protective narc shell is starting to garner one too many fractal cracks.
No. 439039
>>439034Anon I think you're forgetting that Greg wrote TWO classic novels lol.
Seriously though, I think that's probably the best example of his arrogance going. One day he just decided that he was going to be a writer. Despite having no knowledge of Literature and a very questionable grasp of the English language. He doesn't understand that in order to produce something of value, in any medium including video making, you have to learn the craft.
No. 439041
>>439034Anon, I see the situation EXACTLY the same as you. He's like a 30 year old who has lived with his parents for 10 years and refuses to leave and strike out on his own.
"I don't want to move out! I like it here and things are fine the way they are," he says with a pout, stomping his feet.
Except his parents house is making shitty skits on YouTube making 10 to 20k per month and moving out is him being forced to venture into the non-entertainment sector and get a stable, average-paying job.
He's a less violent version of
John Hinckley Jr., the guy who tried to kill Ronald Reagan. The same refusal to grow the fuck up and so he acts out and doesnt take any responsibility.
No. 439042
>>439039It's funny because he wrote them in like a day. He probably legitimately thinks hes better than actual famous authors just because he was able to crank out his "books" faster. Instead of you know, spending months editing and improving them.
>>439033Man this video is a goldmine for whoever ends up taking onion to court for abuse. At least if he ever changes his mind about wanting custody of his kids, this video pretty much destroys himself.
No. 439045
>>439034Onion is so much like Donald Trump, if any creative shoop doctor anons get bored I think it would be hilarious to make an image of Onion looking like Trump. Red Orange-Peel textured skin, greasy thin combover, etc.
I'd tweet it to him every day.
No. 439046
This video is a perfect example of how little creative thought goes into his videos.
https://vid.me/LLC4iThe part where he says, "what other creepy stuff can I do?"
There's no storyline, no deep meaning, no clever execution. Just him in a silly outfit, squealing in his yard doing random shit.
A LITERAL child could produce the same shit. That's his problem. His 2008 video style emulates the time when YouTube was just kids goofing off to songs with a low quality camera. Smosh started off that way but didn't stay that way. Onion thinks he never had to change from "I'm a banana."
No. 439050
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/726g5m/turbo_tax_screwed_me_over_wa/The same reddit account that previously posted about onion's audit has a new thread about suing Turbo Tax.
The OP got deleted but it was:
>I filled my taxes using turbotax. I deducted my house since I use it mostly for filming (I'm a YouTuber) and the software showed me a little green bar saying it was unlikely that I'd be audited.
>It lied. According to certain tax laws I didn't know about and Turbotax didn't inform me of, you cannot deduct more than 1/29 of a business property acquisition each year. Turbotax never had a pop-up dialogue that said "Hey you can't claim more that 1/29 that property." Never happened.
>I owe the IRS $150k. I think I can pay it off (maybe with a kickstarter or help from my paterons) but I think turbotax is at least partly responsible since it told me I was fine as I got audited. Do I have a case?There's a lot of arguing in the thread; if it's not actually onion and instead a troll, they know how to imitate him.
No. 439052
>>439050pretty sure some lame anon on the last thread admitted to creating these.
it's fake.
No. 439066
>>439062>she hasn't seen greg's top surgery video and "doesn't think she's going to" because she's heard about the backlashI like her coping method of sticking her fingers in her ear and going lalalala my husband is perfect shhh let me ignore these videos hes making so i can pretend hes not a narcissistic asshole. my life is great! I bet shes going to "not watch" that justifying calling her a cunt video too.
>>439063her hobbies are fidget spinning and pretending shes gay/agender. Also lol. stay at home mom that has to film occasional videos and spends an hour talking bullshit on younow while having a nanny 90% of the time shes had kids has no time for hobbies. okay.
No. 439069
>>439029>>439030He can't blame this stat on anyone but himself though
>Before the Paid Channel Fiasco [July 2017] -Average Views per Video: 67,153
Percentage of dislikes:17%
>After the Paid Channel Fiasco [September 2017]Average Views per Video: 14,837
Percetage of dislikes:20%
No. 439088
>>439079i was about to call her out on that lmao but i knew i'd get ignored
i wish i could make a compilation of all the dumb shit she says in streams about gay and trans things just to show that she actually knows nothing and is just doing it bc it's trendy
No. 439092
>>439062>"him going to LA… to work? does it bother me? no"Peep that qualified statement.
>"it's all me" … "when he can't i get someone to"Lainey logic. That's not all you, hun.
No. 439100
>>439092I think the "nope it's all me" thing was in regarding who helps with the kids when away he's in LA? but Sarah's there so no matter what it was about she's still not doing it all on her own
it just irked me that she said it in the same way that she does when she expects asspats for doing basic household things like washing the dishes or vacuuming or making food
No. 439102
>>439100Its like when a father shines his apple and tells people "Im baby sitting my kids"
NO! You're NOT baby sitting your kids, you're being a fucking father. You doing something a parent is required to do, dont ask for brownie points for doing it.
No. 439111
>>439079lol in her last would i go out with you video, when she came back after her makeup was done, she said "i look more bisexual now".
???
>>439088I dont know how no LGBT people have called her out on her bullshit. She says the dumbest crap.
No. 439113
>>439110My guess is listening to music and watching YT videos all day.
If she was into movies or watched television series she would talk about them.
She says she doesnt follow YT drama, but Im positive she does. Not only her own but all the little scene boy and girls.
No. 439124
>>439113But youtube drama recap is for morning coffee, pooping and couch time / before bed and music listening is for when you're doing something else. Does she really just sit on her butt all day? Explains why she has no muscle tone I guess? Onion has none either so…
You're right though, her younows are so fucking boring. She never has anything to talk about and it's just weird. She is like an actual Lamp.
The Leper and The Lamp.
No. 439133
>>439121This is so true. Most people don't give a fuck.
I had a classmate in college, (a 50 year old dude) call me the wrong name (it was close to my actual one). After the first time I tried to tell him my name and he kept saying it, I just let him continue calling me the wrong name for a year in our classes lol.
Our identities aren't that fucking serious. Especially with people we hardly know.
No. 439136
>>439133I agree. I have a doctor that calls me by my last name, every fucking time. I corrected her a couple times, but now I'm used to responding to it. lol
You have to be a really basic bitch to care about strangers calling you the ~~WrOnG pRoNoUn~~
Or a basic lamp.
I think she's an Ikea lamp at this point.
saged 4 no1curr
No. 439143
>>439142maybe, but I think its a security blanket
im sure you know someone who has to always have music in the background to help soothe them
No. 439152
>>439149I think its self induced anxiety
Ever see a documentary about a prisoner who gets released after spending years in jail, especially if they spent most of their time in solitary confinement. If you arent around people for a long time, once you are its a shock.
Greg has kept her locked in that house and now she freaks when out in society
No. 439153
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Onion being a twit on twitter, still going on about Pewds - still making outrageous analogies and blocking people when they call him out for it.
No. 439156
>>439155hes not talented, everything he does is a search on Google
he just typed in "what rhymes with nigger" and then made the tweet, thinking he was so edgy, topical and witty.
No. 439158
>>439156i wasn't saying he was talented at all lol
i was saying he put a bit of thought into rhyming a "bad word" for a tweet so he's no better than pewds, but you're probably right
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No. 439161
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>>439160i follow lainey on instagram and she doesn't seem to be following Mercedes
No. 439167
>>439161Kek, you're right! I snooped her profile and searched for Lainey's username, and nothing.
I thought they were such good friends, lmao. Lainey probably got
triggered by Mercades' life, she travels a fair amount and models in LA or something.
More than we can say for our manly foot-princess who's locked in the Mansion.
No. 439169
>>439061her hip and waist ratio look more ratioed though after she lost the weight? if she did have "dysmorphia" wouldn't she have felt better looking more like a chubby board? pretty sure it's just body dysmorph, and her "top surgery" is just an excuse to get a breast lift under grease's approval
also in the thinspo she repubs a lot of girls with wide hips and thin waists, so dysmorphic
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at this moment Lainey knew, she fucked up
No. 439178
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5 weeks ago was the last picture lainey liked, after that lainey hasn't liked any recents photos and is currently not following her back on instagram
No. 439184
>>439180Lainey comes across as the kind of friend that's up your ass with likes and "shooketh" comments, not because they want you to feel appreciated, but because they want you to be up their ass just as much if not more. Like she doesn't understand her friends have lives outside of her, and they can still think highly of you as a person without walking around and thanking you for having their shit on your nose.
Merc probably hasn't liked enough of Lainey's posts or some arbitrary bullshit and Lainey passive aggressively unfollowed her to see if she'd notice. Gerg probably never thought to ask because he should automatically "know" Lainey's thoughts or snarky remarks, but he clearly has a life outside of her, too.
No. 439191
>>439188I apologize un behaf of all Anon's
My theory is that in her last visit Grug brainwash Plainey into think she likes Mercades, which follow into her acting off limits with her. The visit was after Billie's total break up (if i am not wrong) so her being a new member would be a punch in the throat to Billie since she is 10/10 (unlike all the actual candidates)
No. 439195
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Old milk
Lainey hasnt deleted the photos
No. 439198
>>439196Because someone said maybe your crush got nervous and canceled and Lainey got
triggered and said they know each other already andbit wasn't that and that she wasted money for no reason. Fuck I wonder if any moments were captured will look into it.
No. 439202
>>439194>>439196Shes also from las cruces, NM where lameo is from. They knew each other before being "youtube famous".
>>439160>>439189Lol what. This is so awkward for them to be hanging out while lameo is upset with mercades.
No. 439204
>>439187Yeah, because he's such a good husband like that.
Sage your onion defenses, discordfags. You always seem to be the ones who can't wrap their little minds around sage.
No. 439205
>>439190Do you know her personally or did you gather this about her personality from her instagram?
Maybe she's not such a happy independent person. Maybe she's got a rocky on-off relationship with her bf and is acting out or trying to make him jealous.
No. 439206
>>439160that cutesy, wide-eyed, lips-pursed side-smile that he does is revolting.
Its the face he pulls when he wants to seem youthful, approachable and non-threatening. Its so forced and contrived.
It makes me want to put toothpicks under my toenails and kick a wall.
No. 439207
>>439192yes, same one
gurg's really upping his narc game. he's either really confident of Lainey's doormat status, or he's half-hoping this will be a vag too far.
oops, I meant bridge too far.
No. 439208
>>439206It's gross, isn't it?
I can just imagine him practicing in mirrors to get it just right.
Makes him even more punchable than normally.
No. 439212
>>439208You just know that for every image of him busting this face, theres 20-30 selfies that dont make the grade. Its probably muscle-memory to him at this point.
Im glad Im not the only one who finds his face the most punchable face in the history of piss.
I am non violent, but when he forces this look I am all fingernails, bile, spit and rage.
He has demonstrated before his pre-rehearsed responses and SUHC GOOD AKTOR SKILLS including (but not limited to); sad, mournful, delight, laughter, remorseful, whimsical (avec le fake chuckle) and overly cheerful.
As Holden Caulfield once testified- Hes a phony.
Eurgh
No. 439214
>>439160What is his fetish with shaving cream tho?
Does he turn on looking underage girls with shaving cream all over or wtf?
No. 439217
>>439214Hes a sucker for anything that (at least partially) covers his terrible skin. The more gook/mask/make-up that hides his rosacea the better.
The blanket-mask of high-contrast/mask/make-up/shaving-foam/custard-pie/felt-tip pen, the better.
It allows him to let his eyes/expression do the talking rather than his TERRIBUL and CRIPPLING skin-disease.
No. 439222
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Onionboy's even getting roasted on Tumblr now.
No. 439238
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this pathetic ass man is still trying to get Shane's attention (taken from Shane's post about wanting to meet first haters.) Ironic in Onion's post that he left out his own comment to make it seem he isn't talking to Shane.
No. 439240
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>>439237Lainey ain't bi either and certainly doesn't want Mercades sexually. This is Greg manipulating her ass again. She always looks stiff as fuck around girls she supposedly "likes".
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Definitely seems like something happened with Mercades.
No. 439258
>>439244Honestly, she has tried pulling the plug after the whole Billie thing. Hands down Onion probably argued day and night with her to want a "girl friend" again that he can conveniently use whenever " because its only far to share".
I still recall her tweeting that she never really wanted a GF, but Greg kept pushing it. Thru Lainey is the only way he can get another woman in the house without people calling him a cheater or unfaithful.
I hope they never break up though. Its too terrifying to think of what Onion would be like single. Lainey's the only thing scarring young girls away who aren't Bi/Gay.
No. 439260
>>439256I doubt she even did that. My guess is some nude kissing and cuddling and maybe her attempting to finger a girl badly. Imagine how badly she does in her makeup and DIY videos. I'm sure her trying to do anything with her hands is a tragedy.
I bet with Greg, she just lets him manhandle her like a rag doll and says daddy here and there. She definitely seems like a pillow princess and the type to let the other person do 90% of the work in bed.
No. 439261
>>439260Really? She seems so awkward and fake, I'd bet that she has only ever made out with girls. Billie and her had no chemistry, I would bet money on this. Plainey's been with Onion since she was barely legal, not exactly a lot of life experience.
It's gross to talk about Lainey
No. 439289
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>>439206>>439208>>439229You mean like this?! He used to pull this shit off when he was younger, and less narc-ish.
No. 439309
>>439299She doesn't use primer before her eye shadow and it
triggers me.
No. 439310
>>439299 She looks like an extra from The Tribe t.v series.
Why can't you human Lainey.
No. 439311
>>439299Can we talk about how unblended laineys brows are??? you can see exactly where she filled them in, you can see the FUCKING lines???? please blend your brows. Also, she needs some fucking blush so that she looks a bit alive. and also not have a fucking STRONG strobe light in her face so you can't see anything. that fenty makeup review tryon was completely useless because it was so overexposed you couldnt see the highlight or the foundation or anything???? like its a makeup tutorial??? arent we supposed to see the video. not to mention the fact that the bi pride makeup is still an unblended mess. like??? not even primer???? before?? jfc girl use some fucking primer on ur eyes and maybe actually blend with a light hand???? i am for real so fucking
triggered that she even gets views?????? from people who thinks shes good at makeup??? i am in PAIN
No. 439317
>>439299she is SO BAD at makeup!
why would you place all the colors on at once and then blend them all into each other???? i don't even wanna put how to make it better in case she reads this. it's just a knockoff of billie's shit and billie isn't even that good at makeup either but at least she understands proper use of color jesus christ
No. 439323
>>439261I'm pretty sure she's said that Billie is the only girl she has kissed, and we all know that was fake.
So she has never kissed or dated a girl for real, but she's sooooooooo gay, guys!
No. 439329
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>>439299Why does she embarrass herself like this?
Only big difference is the dark lip, and she does it to mask her thin lips and the over lining of them is harder to see than when she does a light color.
No. 439330
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Over lining the fuck out of her lips
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what a fucking mess
No. 439335
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>>439332She is the living corpse bride, clinging to a guy who doesn't want anything to do with her.
No. 439338
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Who puts mascara on like that?
No. 439339
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@lainey
I know bbyghost probably didn't like this on Twitter with Lainey in mind but the show fits…
No. 439350
>>439348 i feel like shes afraid of using her finger or like an old school sponge applicator to get a more dense color. you dont really need expensive blending brushes, you just need to be able to use a light hand and a lot of eyeshadow and to js fucking bleND
also you cant even see her????
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3 years ago i wouldn't have thought the onions would be at this absurd point in their lives, but here we are
No. 439357
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>>439356this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Good job anon!
No. 439363
>>439354>>439355yes i know!! its very annoying!! honestly i dont really think her makeup has been improving that much, if you were to compare it to simplynailogical (who has been doing hardcore makeup for like not even a year) you can see how actually shit and unimproving lainey is. these things arent actually that hard, you just need to know about basic color and blending techniques. liiiiiike,,,,,,,,,, the fact that a "nail guru" who never wears makeup knows more than her is really infuriating.
She has been doing makeup for ATLEAST five years, she should be a little less clueless by now. Billie is literally fuckin 19 and her makeup looks so much better?????????? there are literal twelve year-olds with a better look than plaineybot.
also, shouldnt she try things out atleast before she makes a """"tutorial""" on them? its sloppy and not thought-through. NO ONE in the beauty community that actually creates tutorials makes videos like these.
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>>439331>God i hate that stupid pose of her "thinking" with a hand in her chin reminds me of pepe
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>>439153>some faggot screenshotted this tweet and submitted it to Cowbelly>It made it into the comment awardsI knew there was a reason I didn't even giggle.
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>>439299>>439329
>Only big difference is the dark lipit changes everything too! anyone who knows the basics of makeup knows that you shouldn't wear a heavy eye look with a bold lip color. you need to make your look have a focus, you can't have both the lips and the eyes to be crazy or you'll look like a clown. sure that some people can pull off those looks, but its a basic rule that most people can follow.
so billie did a heavy eyelook to keep the focus on the eyes, but a nude lip so it wouldn't be distracting. lainey instead, did a heavy ass unblended look, and then added a heavy ass patchy lipstick. she looks like a goth clown, its too much. she doesn't have the skill or the beauty to pull it off. but of course, she doesn't know this because she doesn't know shit about makeup. she's just trying to do whatever she saw billie doing.
her complete ignorance about makeup is so damn obvious. she doesn't even wear a damn primer but she owns like 15 different makeup palettes. how stupid can you be? using the same makeup as billie and the same colors ain't gonna make you look like her if you can't actually apply it.
No. 439397
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>>439378If she is really coming to the grease mansion…..then Onion is gonna jump on her in a second she enters
No. 439404
File: 1506371387951.jpg (1.35 MB, 1564x1564, IMG_20170925_142735.jpg)
>>439331Omg anon, now I can't unsee!
I may do a huge compilation of these later, this was what I found after only a minute of scrolling her IG
No. 439406
>>439299Lainey, if you are reading this, please sign up for a makeup artist class at a local community college or something so that you can learn how to put on your face. Even girls almost half your age can do makeup twice better than you can. It's embarrassing.
On a lighter note, that Urban Decay eyeshadow palette looks cute. It's just not for Lamo.
No. 439414
File: 1506371845083.jpg (30.98 KB, 794x428, Capture.JPG)
>>439403>I give basically everybody a chance >I will pretty much not judge anybody based on other people's opinion of them >I don't like to take people's word for it, I like to figure it out for myself and that's why I've gotten myself in a lot of shitty situations with shitty-ass people because I never believe anybody when they tell me someone sucks. Gotta learn myself you know. woah plainey, good job you doormat, our boy onionino is gonna be pleased - and this time he won't hold back
No. 439415
>>439403"I give basically everybody a chance (…) I will pretty much not judge anybody based on other people's opinions. I don't like to take people's word for it, I like to figure it out for myself and that's why I've gotten into a lot of shitty situations with shitty people because I never believe anybody when they tell me they suck. Gotta learn for myself you know"
She doesn't have any tattoos yet, that's pretty much the biggest difference to Billie. I liked Billies character better though.
No. 439422
>>439420I'm still watching her 50 facts video and she said that she really likes attention.
She also says she never gets offended, even if you make offensive jokes. Sounds like Greg. "When people are joking they're not trying to be malicious"
She also says she has a mental disorder, but doesn't specify which one. She just said it's not bipolar.
So… attention? And she's Lainey's type.
No. 439424
>>439407That's a shame. Taylor may have vetted her to make sure she wasn't at risk of banging Greg.
>>439422Ooooh, if she's an attention whore then there may be a chance!
No. 439428
File: 1506372506603.png (178.91 KB, 324x601, Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 4.47…)
>>439426Uhh, I just noticed that both Billie and Drew are following this girl.
No. 439440
>>439435Billie has 180k, so no.
>>439437According to her curiouscat she's straight, so now I'm doubtful whether she'd go out with Lainey or if Lainey would persue people that are straight?
No. 439441
File: 1506373047308.jpg (20.15 KB, 320x320, 21147690_112171666165543_80022…)
>>439436>>439438If that's what's happening, Plain is dumber than a rock. She thinks Onion won't try to do another trinity? - Except this time he will try his hardest to kick Plainey out.
No. 439443
>>439437>>439442Well, Lainey did go on a liking spree and liked many of her tweets ->
https://twitter.com/laineybot/likesPlain probably offered her a collab to boost her popularity plus a free plane ticket so the girl was like "why not?"
No. 439448
File: 1506373520581.jpg (98.1 KB, 1280x720, Yuri-on-Ice-06-26.jpg)
>>439338Even male 2D characters wear this look better than her.
No. 439453
File: 1506373788694.png (35.38 KB, 540x129, Screenshot_2017-09-25-15-07-29…)
At least they can talk about being ignored and having AnXietY
No. 439460
>>439459lmao
that won't happen
even if he kicks her out of the house, she will crawl back inside
No. 439474
>>439470Ah you're probably correct then this was about 1 or 2 weeks ago.
damn lainey movin' quick.
No. 439478
>>439475i figured they would've stopped believing her after her shitty attempt at a beauty haul, fenty is brand new and expensive as hell.
but don't worry guiz she took all the half used shit back so it's okay!
No. 439503
>>439481Onion knows she is fake bi just like she is fake trans.
First of all, he caused both, whether it's indirectly or directly.
Second, he knows Lainey only likes dick and would never leave him for a chick. He's unthreatened by a chick entering the relationship because of this reason.
There is, however, a no-dick rule in place in their "poly" relationship. Lainey can't have a boyfriend on the side despite him being allowed to have a girlfriend on the side. He even admits it in a video, that he only feels jealous of men around Lainey, not women.
You may ask, wouldn't onion want Lainey to hook up with a guy and leave him if he hates her?
No, and here's why:
>the narrative of "lainey left onion because she found a better man than onion". This ruins his "no one ever dumps me, I dump them" high horse.>onion only wants Lainey gone when he's ready to have her gone. He enjoys being an idol she worships, and will only dispose of her when he has his new girl lined up No. 439542
>>439537felt compelled to delete my cap lol
he sounds so bored scrolling through pics and judging these kids but they're getting fucked from this… this 32-year-old man is literally belittling teens to make a living
No. 439562
File: 1506381111244.png (984.2 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2284.PNG)
kek
No. 439563
File: 1506381146579.png (1.07 MB, 750x1334, IMG_2285.PNG)
lainey being passive aggressive from another room instead of going and talking to her husband
No. 439566
File: 1506381511888.png (536 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2287.PNG)
why is she so thirsty for her own husbands attention seriously can she not just go to the room he's in???
No. 439567
File: 1506381563575.jpg (Spoiler Image,155.42 KB, 1600x1035, 1600-Genderbread-Person.jpg)
I think the shitty blending is because she isn't using a primer, or the correct brushes.
Sorry for responding to this because I know it's bait, but I've seen a couple of posts similar, and I gotta back up lainey on this one.
>>439419There is no defined way of being agender, being agender (gender identity) doesn't mean you
have to be androgynous (gender expression), you can have any sort of gender expression and still maintain your gender identity. As for the whole "gay" thing, I think it's being used as an umbrella term for any sort of queer sexual orientation. More on the term queer here:
https://youtu.be/GXX4edBEG1E I won't post any more about it.
No. 439569
File: 1506381611589.png (815.24 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2288.PNG)
is this bitch incapable of talking to her own husband???
No. 439574
File: 1506381796675.png (626.69 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2289.PNG)
he just stared lovingly at pictures of macncheesefairy, then scrolled past all the pictures of his wife while ignoring all her messages and her fans messages and then deleted the thread. something's wrong i think
also can anyone tell me the gist of the macncheesefairy stuff? is it like the vix situation?
No. 439575
File: 1506381818827.png (58.54 KB, 321x62, 32488131014.png)
kek
No. 439583
>>439582And say she was an 8.8, was hoping he would say a solid ten, probably cause he know how she really is
Can i mention how he rate Lainey " She is a FOURty out of ten" right Grug
No. 439585
>>439583at this point he had to say something nice/lovebomb her
also called drew ugly again
No. 439587
File: 1506382420635.png (7.8 KB, 360x60, Screenshot 2017-09-25 at 7.31.…)
>>439586
>that copeafter an anon said "lol he hates u"
No. 439590
File: 1506382487073.png (9.35 KB, 372x57, Screenshot 2017-09-25 at 7.32.…)
No. 439591
File: 1506382590503.jpg (14.66 KB, 300x300, 2dd.jpg)
>>439574WOOO boy
Grease is so clouded by his narcissism that he thinks doing this on a daily basis is not only okay but similar to being famous. He doesn't even try to cover himself - making weak Chris Hansen jokes and mentioning macncheese is 18 years old. Like what.
Also I saw he had an ad on his computer for Latuda. Quick Google search: Latuda® (lurasidone HCl) is a once-a-day prescription medication. It is indicated to treat adult patients with depressive episodes associated with bipolar I disorder (bipolar depression) when used alone or with lithium or valproate.
Why would he get these targeted ads lol??
No. 439608
>>439599I'm convinced she doesn't snoop here anymore for this reason, we've said so much and posted so much evidence of guru getting ready to dump her and she seems to not change in behavior whatsoever and I'm convinced her begging for his pimple dick is because she doesn't want to accept her reality and refuses to read here
However, I still wouldn't post advice to help her messy ass, I hate that she started a beauty channel to begin with. Her narcissism is disgusting
No. 439610
>>439604interesting, so 8.8 is his code for "I'd say 10/10 but I can't because my wife would be too
triggered by that"
No. 439621
>>439616After her comment "18 y/o barely legal" of course, she knows Grug dies for underage pussy
I doubt Lainey will let that happen, and Onion is trying so hard for Lainey to talk with Macncheese
No. 439651
File: 1506385473228.png (95.18 KB, 750x1334, IMG_9617.PNG)
Sarah's private again
No. 439654
File: 1506385816666.png (75.03 KB, 275x252, 1503444171061.png)
>>426980goblin girl has been selfposting here for weeks, don't take the bait and report.
No. 439655
>>439649Nice one
unrelated, but I love seeing all the different country flags on vidme. so many different anons from all over the world, united in their hatred of onion
No. 439656
File: 1506385928835.png (20.79 KB, 931x599, Screenshot 2017-09-25 at 8.31.…)
>>439649he deleted the twitter post too
No. 439667
File: 1506387107761.jpg (153.99 KB, 800x509, Sonichu.jpg)
This all seems so familiar.
No. 439673
>>439587>>439607Lol shes the easiest person. He can shit in front of her face and fuck another girl, but all he has to do is go oh yeah…you are wonderful or whatever lameo and she fawns over him all over again. Shes a moron.
>>439649Lol is he really trying to defend toby? Multiple ex-gfs have said he was emotionally abusive/drug addict with drugs worse than weed/a chronic cheater. Only the rape accusation were really in question.
No. 439683
File: 1506389440019.png (1.83 MB, 1080x1920, 2017-09-09 06.21.59.png)
Macncheesefairy, you can stop selfposting. Nobody cares.
No. 439694
File: 1506390013113.gif (1003.6 KB, 498x280, tenor.gif)
>>439598>>439605>>439616>>439623>>439633>>439638Onion was on younow and macncheese was extremely active in his chat, constantly posting and vying for attention.
for anyone doubting that macnfaggot is self posting here, all of these completely out of place retarded posts started immediately after Onion ended his stream.
No. 439705
File: 1506390628443.png (59.18 KB, 324x136, Screen Shot 2017-09-26 at 11.4…)
kek Jaclyn is ahead of her in top #
No. 439730
>>439655Through milk, unity.
>>439700It's especially rich considering she doesn't "have time" to watch his several hateful videos directed at her and her views.
She'll always be more aware/critical of those dirty damn homewrecking teenagers than the fact that her precious ~dream daddy~ meal ticket (and father of her children) is supremely tired of her.
No. 439736
>>439735Let me guess, the nuke was about Toby and it wasnt a nuke, was the same old milk?
I am sure JG sound like a break record, repeating the same shit over n over again
No. 439737
File: 1506391909778.jpg (45.2 KB, 913x216, macn.jpg)
Heh, like the innocent flirting she does with Onion.
No. 439742
File: 1506391965134.png (973.73 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2788.PNG)
Is macncheesefairy trolling??
Billie hair?
No. 439747
>>439742GOD DAAAMMMN
That bitch is crazy
No. 439749
File: 1506392129285.png (65.78 KB, 1000x1000, b7d.png)
>>439742is macncheese…one of us???
No. 439762
File: 1506392940162.png (260.43 KB, 513x439, laineyss.PNG)
Lainey is actually sort of pretty without her crazy-ass winged eyeliner. If she would cut that shit out and fix her brows she'd be in good shape but she never will because it's not Edgy and On Fleek enough.
Soft, natural makeup would suit her so much better.
No. 439768
File: 1506393509278.jpeg (519.23 KB, 750x1094, 45151B9B-9F6C-4D3B-BF6E-AA0BE2…)
>>439762Lainey was prettiest when her hair color was her natural brown, and she wasn’t always wearing the thick eyeliner. Her lashes even looked nice.
No. 439788
>>439783I guess there is truth in that, Jaclyn and Onion share a lot of subscribers since those people found one or the other through them. If Shane even whispered Onision's name, people would be going in floods to see what gregma is like at the least. Shane would invite a fuckton of traffic.
Also I'm starting to believe Shane doesn't respond or call Onion out because he is very aware of how young and impressionable his own fans are and doesn't want someone like Onion to inject his poison into them
No. 439792
>>439783JG's subscribers are all dudes that also hate watch greg, so her doing videos on him really isn't going to benefit him at all. Same goes for socialrepose.
Shane on the other hand has droves of teens that worship him and if they ever caught wind of greg's existence, likely 2 things will happen.
1)his channel gets a boost as teens go on his videos commenting about how he's an ass for making fun of shane
2)a portion of those teens get brainwashed as they continue watching and notice he lovebombs Shane too
No. 439801
>>439796He get the views of Tana to the top, so no
Besides if he does a content cop of Onision, will be 85 y/o by the time he finished compilating everything
No. 439812
File: 1506398265683.png (1.5 MB, 1575x803, wtf.png)
look at how much of a fucking slob lainey is with makeup. UGH this triggers me.
No. 439813
>>439329This is SO SO SO embarrassing.
You're going to regret this someday, Lainey.
No. 439825
>>439414Yes, but she also said she's a "heartbreaker". She says she is emotionally unstable as well.
She's also anti-SJW. I can't see it being a good match.
No. 439840
File: 1506403188583.jpg (27.19 KB, 616x121, tomato.jpg)
Will the Onion finally cut off the Tomato?
No. 439858
File: 1506411399636.jpg (20.93 KB, 500x282, CCGUPbpWEAEDv7V.jpg)
>>439846Question:
Is there a difference between Oprah Winfrey and Onision? Besides one of them actually caring about Girls in South Africa and Disaster Relief?
Onion sorta reminds me of Harpo, that's all
No. 439866
File: 1506414123392.jpg (179.33 KB, 634x634, 2F71450B0C6F0.jpg)
>>439864>>439847Tomato is so far up Onionboys ass its weird.
Every video I see the both of them in, Tomato is fucking giggling and fawning over him, or making not so subtle (homo)sexual innuendos towards Grugly.
Maybe some time in the future Tomato will flip and talk shit on Onionboy, but hes still in fangirl mode.
No. 439869
>>439867Yeah, we know, if you scroll a teensy way up you'll see everyone already discussing that for the fifth time.
Also, learn to sage.
No. 439888
>>439884I found this William Beatdown about Onision
Lainey gets a little smack too.
No. 439891
File: 1506427949198.jpg (35.99 KB, 435x366, IMG_0015.JPG)
>>439762It'd be great if she'd stop dyeing her hair Billie colors and grow it out. She's honestly no that bad, it's her Tumblr emo phase makeup that ruins her.
sage for shit photoshop
No. 439894
File: 1506428220514.jpg (54.75 KB, 512x512, b8J_B7BQ.jpg)
>>439891omg this reminded me of Riley J. Dennis immediately. Maybe because it's a photoshop or it's her manly footface. I'd say she looks good with a grown out pixie cut or a bob in a natural brown.
No. 439896
>>439891>>439894oh fuck, that is scary how much footface looks like riley
are there any riley"boy" pics so we can see what the end product will be if footface transisions
No. 439898
File: 1506429529612.jpg (54.94 KB, 479x720, 2rHOoMr.jpg)
>>439896google is your friend
No. 439903
File: 1506430398689.jpg (31.44 KB, 550x413, Fuckindead.jpg)
>>439889'You look mad like a buffy demon'
FUCK I'm dead. Jesus christ.
No. 439905
File: 1506430761663.jpg (219.88 KB, 2040x632, eyebrows.jpg)
>>439889Lainey - 'And we hung out all the time and I actually told her that I have a crush on her'
Willam - 'Did she help you with your eyebrows ever? They're terrible'
KEK
No. 439909
File: 1506431424013.jpg (135.34 KB, 600x450, CItAemAVCMM.jpg)
>>439898Greg & Lainey 2020?
(top surgery, shaved head and all)
No. 439910
File: 1506431810597.jpg (101.34 KB, 600x450, eyeliner.jpg)
>>439909anon you make me laugh. I guess she'd still not give up on that shitty eyeliner though, fixed that quickly
No. 439937
>>439299Fucking hell Lainey. That palette is a PIGMENT palette, not eye shadow. Thats why she can't blend it and why its literally getting smeared all over her face.
Why is she so fucking dumb
No. 439943
>>439567I posted the 'bait' comment. It wasn't bait, I genuinely didn't understand. Especially with all the new terms people are creating and saying you can't use certain words any more etc etc it was a bit of a cluster fuck to me and seemed like people are just making up their own rules, while still conforming to the gender steroytypes they love to hate on so much?
That photo was actually great help though, so thank you. It cleared up a lot of questions.
I still think plainly is transtrender tho
/genderqueer topic
No. 439947
File: 1506442253400.jpg (88.2 KB, 500x500, tumblr_inline_nsdpxcVpVx1t7pz8…)
>>439883bitch looks like solas from dragon age. pls shave your head lamey pls do
No. 439954
File: 1506443241797.jpg (120.02 KB, 1280x720, onepunchlaineyman.jpg)
Am I the only one? Poor saitama though.
No. 439955
>>439954saitama looks good bald tho
the bitch looks like she should be sellin u cleaning products
No. 439956
File: 1506443784799.jpg (282.22 KB, 645x356, uQo8I0M.jpg)
>>439955Are you implying Lamey would ever look this good?
No. 439957
File: 1506443832274.jpg (79.51 KB, 427x640, IMG_1443.JPG)
(learn 2 sage)
No. 439965
>>439958It's pretty apparent she doesn't actually care about makeup enough to have fun experimenting with it. She's just hopping on the bandwagon to make YouTube money and get free products. It only appeals to preteens who don't know how to do makeup so they're like, "Oh! She–I mean,
they are just as bad at makeup as me!"
No. 439966
File: 1506445511561.png (1.03 MB, 640x1136, IMG_0728.PNG)
Ew they showered together!
Oh and can we please stop talking about Lame and her poor makeup skills already? I think we get the picture and it's just getting old now along with shitting the thread.
No. 439975
>>439967It's not that they need to stop criticizing her, it's just endless and endless amounts of "she needs to do so and so" or "I wanna help her with her look" and shit. It's one thing to make fun of her makeup skills but another if it's derailing about how everyone else's' self-blogging about how great they are compared to her.
By the way, since she's a cow and all, shouldn't we let her fuck herself up som more than rather help?
No. 439976
>>439966What an ugly couple
Doughy neanderthal with forehead dent and Penisnose McFootface.
No. 439981
File: 1506446911928.jpg (20.26 KB, 805x120, Capture.JPG)
>>439980>>439978Then drop it let's move on?
Anyway anyone else think it is weird how Onion is trying so hard to jump onto the Rick and Morty bandwagon? he's trying so hard to stay relevant with teenagers
No. 439992
File: 1506448274357.png (9.91 KB, 636x77, rickmorty.png)
>>439983samefag but I did a quick twitter search and the first time he ever mentioned rick & morty was 1 week ago KEK
It must be his discordfags who introduce him to current tv shows and stuff. he has been living in his narc bubble for such a long time, he completely lost touch with what young people are watching or interested in. So these asslickers are not only paying him but also helping him with being up-to-date
No. 440008
>>439999Not only that, he's fucking balding!!!
…sad but true
No. 440041
>>440030You mean there was more than one cheap ring that turned green? Onion the celebrity couldn't even buy a decent ring for his ~soul mate~ kek
>>440018She probably won't need it much longer anyways since they are 5 years into their marriage already
No. 440047
>>440043Gold and sterling silver won't turn your skin green but cheap alloys will. Definitely a sign of super cheap crap jewellery that most actual jewellers won't sell.
Shit even market stalls can offer sterling silver; he must have been quite deliberate in buying shit rings from non-jewellers, or he ordered it online.
No. 440054
>>440041Nah, Onion didn't want to buy her an expensive ring because ~expensive ring doesn't mean true love~ so he bought her a $20 one.
but what's important is that Plainey is "winning".
No. 440073
>>440054But he gave Billie 10k dollars, when he was crushing for her to spend on makeup and weed. But can't buy lainey an ok-ish ring.
Much winning, PLainey.
No. 440098
>>4400805:00 >"…talking about a big issue that's important that I feel needs to be shared for the sake of people growing psych– psych– in their minds."
jfc.
No. 440102
File: 1506457518644.png (46.26 KB, 216x194, Screenshot 2017-09-26 at 4.04.…)
the previous upload of this video cut off halfway through. here is the fixed version.
https://vid.me/sNN7G No. 440103
File: 1506457535503.png (326.17 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20170926-152327.png)
Macncheese is trolling her hard, Lainey has made it clear she has a cool undertone and the warm would look bad with her "jade" hair.
No. 440104
>>440080He's claiming that dislikes and negativity/cursing in comments make algorithm favour a video less, hence he deletes them.
This is a blatant lie, he must know that the algorithm treats ANY kind of interaction as a boost.
No. 440105
>>440080He genuinely believes that he's a victim and there are people out to get him. He
believes it's not his fault. He's truly delusional.
Grease is so good at victim-playing that if I didn't know how horrible of a person he is, I'd probably feel sorry for him.
No. 440106
File: 1506457653776.gif (74.58 KB, 220x172, tenor.gif)
>>440095I bet editing videos is his favorite part of being a Youtuber other than money and views.
Rewatching himself again and again, listening to the sound of his own voice …. after he is done, he kisses the screen and says "good work, handsome."
No. 440107
>>440099When the only female persons you can think of are still in their puberty kek is this guy serious?
>>440080Why is he so out of breath, that's not typical when you're having back pain
No. 440108
>>440041Yeah. You don't even need to buy an expensive ring for it to be made of the right metal that won't turn your skin green. My fiance spent, like 130 on a ring that I picked out; and I have a nickel allergy.
>>440047He must have really tried to avoid buying from an actual jeweler. I honestly don't know how you can fuck up buying a ring that won't cause your skin to turn green unless you bought it from Hot Topic or some hippy reggae store in the mall. Even Wal-mart carries rings that are made from gold or sterling silver.
No. 440109
>>440099i thought he was just an idiot but he really only knows girls who are going through puberty lmao
he also thinks he's perpetually a teen so maybe he holds onto the hope that he's gonna hit a growth spurt someday and not be doomed to manlet life forever
No. 440110
>>440080This is so damn false. So every single negative comment on his recent videos had swear words? Nope.
I've left comments that were negative in nature but had no swearing in them and they were deleted.
He made this video because more and more people were mentioning it in his comments and he knows he's doing it but wants say some random excuse other than, "it hurts my feefees"
No. 440113
>>440110if only he'd realize that by making an 11 min video about it that's filled with excuses, he's saying exactly that
"don't call me out/be critical of me on my own video" is the same as logic "you came into my wife's house and called her a bitch and that's wrong". for some reason his things are all safe zones
No. 440127
>>440099amazing, he has the logic of those animes where the moms have the biggest tits possible because if very young=small boobs that means they grow exponentially and the older you are the bigger the boobs right?
>>440102fuck i was really hoping this would be about himself. that should be his next clickbait strategy. "This youtuber is falling apart and you heartlessly scroll past!" with a thumbnail of him crying
No. 440133
>>440103lameo bought the pur mlp palette.
wtf does someone with 0 skills need so many palettes for??
No. 440134
>>439356I want to marry you. In the gaynotreally definition a la Bootface.
Pure genius. Next thread pic pleeeeeeese
No. 440136
File: 1506459289512.jpg (64.49 KB, 681x502, makeitworkgreg.jpg)
>>440106I think you're right. Something like this?
No. 440139
File: 1506459390647.jpg (11.87 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)
>>440127Has anyone made a parody of onions patreon begging yet?
"For 50 cents a day, feed an attention starved onion!"
No. 440148
>>440144This.
Didn't he say he hates people who make assumptions and dont fact check. He knows fuck all about boob jobs, except that he doesn't like girls looking flawed with their scars during his wank sessions
No. 440149
File: 1506459838080.png (449.56 KB, 451x873, cuck.png)
>>440143how could I forget…
No. 440168
File: 1506461295748.png (130.93 KB, 729x930, IMG_2299.PNG)
repost because i'm retarded and cropped too much, again saw him like this girls lewdz previously but didn't screenshot because i hadn't posted here before sry
No. 440170
>>440159nah she wouldn't post about it she'd just get anxiety about it and hide it and make shaky excuses as to why she uses certain products now instead of others
but greg would make the video for sure. "my spouse was treated unfairly"
No. 440195
File: 1506464235526.png (104.07 KB, 671x1164, IMG_1590.PNG)
Lainey reached her patreon goal. It used to say "when I reach this goal I'll be financially independent" but she changed it to be about her rabid gayness and spending money.
No. 440207
File: 1506465283667.png (86.98 KB, 640x181, image.png)
No. 440212
>>440207>obsessive creep>creepy people like younot mentioned: his ridiculous number of videos about JG, constantly bringing up his exes, shane dawson, etc.
>distract from the actual points being madebeing critical/calling him out = distracting from the points. "if you aren't kissing my ass then i dont wanna hear it"
No. 440225
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No. 440226
>>440222Well billie's skinwalker isn't a good name either cause it's also a name for lainey kek
I don't know, her name is ashlyn but even onion calls her by her nickname
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>>440207t r i g g e r e d
I wish he would just mention lolcow by name already and put that nail in the coffin. Release the milk!!!! Make that hour-long video!!!!
No. 440252
>>440251God I hope he's going to fly her over. Imagine the milk.
But if she's a troll i doubt that's going to happen, would any sane farmer actually want to be at the mcmansion? That's so creepy.
No. 440257
>>440252thats a good question. gurg actually scares me a lil bit. he reminds me of the "early life" section in a documentary abt a cult leader or a serial killer
like idk i know in a few years if i saw on the news that he killed a girl or was keeping girls trapped in a cult i wouldn't even be surprised
so i dont wanna approach him even though the milk i would fine would b great
No. 440267
>>440263Still mindblowing that he's not aware how odd that sounds
>>440261That was hilarious and definitely some sort of trying to piss lainey off since she was watching and crying for validation
No. 440268
>>440266Anyone know around what time he started going through the Rate My Body thread? Also… wtf. He's really trying to get Lainey to initiate divorce, isn't he?
>>440263also that just makes my skin crawl… that just sounds so creepy how he emphasizes her age…
No. 440271
>>440268Towards the end he reacted to macncheese and ignored lainey. Probably the last 15 minutes
Greg's passive aggressive behaviour towards lainey is my favorite milk right now
No. 440275
>>440273god if my s.o treated me that way, i'd be gone in a fuckin flash.
lainey is a fucking pussy
so is greg for not out right dumping her
No. 440278
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Just had to kek at this massive dig towards grease and plainey and their odd obsession with blue hair
No. 440302
>>440274he DID outright cheat by fucking billie when lainey didn't want them to. multiple times.
imagine having so little self-respect that in the face of your husband cheating and planning on running away with an 18 year old and dumping the kids on you that you STILL stay with his ass.
No. 440305
>>440298holy.shit.
he is so fucking annoying
No. 440307
>>440298GREG, YOU PEAKED.
YOU WILL NEVER BE A SUCCESS or even reach the level you once had because you're selfish and treat people like garbage. You have the worst reputation and you're not famous enough for that to be overlooked. You're cancer to anyone serious about being in the entertainment industry and you always will be.
/rant
No. 440319
>>440313then don't start a makeup channel you arrogant bitch.
billie's videos are extremely amateur but they're still worth watching, because the looks are genuinely creative, original, and polished by the end. jenna marble can fuck up at every opportunity and still be worth watching because she's funny and still makes the effort to entertain.
when lainey uploads a video (that she is being paid for) of her getting eyeshadow all over her face and watching another person's tutorial it's…really disrespectful to her audience? it's like she's saying "i don't know anything about the content i create and i don't give a shit. pay me." i wonder where she got that from?
No. 440321
>>440311>>440318OH MY GOD!
Dont you slow pokes read the whole fucking threads or just jump in at the bottom and start asking questions like a dummy.
You're like the person who jumps into a conversations with "HEY GUYS! whats up, what are we talking about!?" instead of sitting back quietly and listening to what the topic is.
It was Dodie
No. 440331
>>440319Jenna Marbles references tutorials and gives them a shout in the video, like with her acrylic nail vids. But Jenna Marbles, as you said, is funny. She also talks to the person who created the vid she's referencing, gives them humorous "feedback", etc. Jenna also comes up with beauty challenges that exaggerate current YT trends, which is creative and smart. She adds something to an oversaturated community.
Lainey doesn't add anything to the community with her "IDK WHAT I'M DOING" vids that isn't being done by more entertaining and creative people.
No. 440332
>>440301>>440313>>440319She said in her stream yesterday that she's not trying to be a beauty guru and that she knows she sucks at makeup. That her channel is more about her attempting things and learning as she goes, and for her subscribers to follow her on her "journey".
I agree she's really lazy with her content, I don't hate her for making videos where she sucks at everything but she could at least put a bit more effort into her attempts. Her fans eat it up either way, I guess that's why she doesn't try harder to actually improve because she knows her audience are content with watching her mess around like a child with their mothers makeup bag.
No. 440335
>>440326LMAO.
My baby was born last November so it's about the same age as hers so that's a bullshit answer. My baby sleeps in her crib and I sleep with my husband.
Try again Lameo.
Also, I'm not knocking parents who cosleep, but couldn't she and the baby and Greg sleep together or in the same room? Lots of cosleeping parents do that.
No. 440345
>>440344>She's had 9 in this streamFor sitting on her ass, Acting high and fucking mighty doing nothing but acting ""gay""
Fuck this bitch, The fact that people pay her to do this bullshit pisses me the fuck off.
No. 440353
Transcribing because if your like me you can't watch his videos for more than a few minutes.
Hey guys, first off I apologize for the no make-up. Not really. If I actually felt bad about it I would put make-up on if it was actually a big deal. But, uhh… I want to talk about why I delete comments and why you should delete comments as well if those comments don't sit right with you.
I have this thing on my YouTube channel where people subscribe, turn notifications or otherwise check up on it regularly just so they can dislike my videos no matter what I talk about. Like I could talk about how it's bad to punch people in the face who don't deserve it, and and I would get a thousand dislikes. That's just how it is right now.
And I think people are doing this as part of an agenda to keep my videos down or something because videos that tend to have more likes are more successful. Typically, not always - but typically. So, I don't appreciate these people that obsess over me to the extent where they regularly come back again, and again, and again and dislike my videos or otherwise hate comment. Leave things that aren't search friendly. That the algorithm will automatically demote if they see said in a video. Like swear words and so forth. I don't need that in my comments. I don't need search engines to think this is some sort of profane video. So, the more swear words you have in the comments; the more nasty things said in the comments; the more dislikes; the more negativity you have in your video- the less likely your video is going to be successful. And this is just based of theory and some real world experiences.
So what do you do with all these people who literally only watch your videos to hate, and to dislike etc.? Well, you probably, if your a person that doesn't waste too much time on the same people. Instead of just responding to them and trying to prove them wrong and wasting hours on these random human beings. You just remove their comment, but in a way that makes is so that they can not comment again.
So, there is this option. You can't really block people as far as I know. The only option is 'Hide users comments'. So it's basically like your forced to delete comments if you want someone to F off. Right?
So for the reasonable people watching, witch likely are people that agree with me. Because I don't know why you would want to consume your life with negative people who are regularly coming back to your video. There are some things that are more important than video views. Okay? So me hiding users comments is going to prevent them from having this platform. Specifically on my videos to propel their agenda forward or otherwise advertise their hate. If I hide all comments or otherwise block them - they can no longer come back on the same account and continue to just vomit the most negative ugly things.
So, we've established that there is no real blocking system as far as I'm aware, and that is just hide users comments forever. So what happens as a result of that? Well this person realizes that they no longer are going to get attention for their insane level of negativity. What do they do? Well they likely lose the motivation to continue pointlessly watching videos of a person they don't even like. Okay? So I loose a view, but that's fine with me because I don't appreciate those views. I don't appreciate the negative people coming here and just existing to advertise to everybody that they think that I'm some kind of master mind manipulator. You know like, I'm some kind of methodical super genius who thinks his every little action to the highest amount of detail; all for the sake of some petty vengeance or otherwise messed up time wasting agenda. I don't get it. I don't get this obsession.
So, they no longer can advertise on my videos their horrible hate, and yet they still have free speech because they can go to their own channel and make a hate video. They can go to their own channel and say most anything they like. Okay? So when we talk about this being censorship or whatever. It is removing people that who are cancerous from my group, and they can go off and make their own group and be cancerous over there.
No. 440354
>>440353Cont.
Anyway, So, My experience is that initially my videos get a lot of good feedback and then all the creeps catch up and then they start bombarding my videos with nasty things. And the reason I say they are 'creeps' is because I have never, ever been the type of person to consistently go to someones video and and just leave hate comments. I've just never been that type of person because I have better things to do. If I'm going to consistently say something negative about someone- I'm probably gonna make a video. I'll probably make a very compelling video or otherwise. Video that is passionate and that will be the end of it. And I'll feel it's been productive because I've shared a message that generally, oftentimes is good for the majority of people. Maybe not good for the person I'm talking about but generally I'm talking about somebody's audience and how their audience is being hurt by the person I'm talking about. Or, otherwise talking about a big issue that's important. That I feel needs to be shared for the sake of people growing their minds or otherwise growing as people in their lives.
I don't know, I believe what I'm doing is generally constructive. Generally, not always, but generally constructive. I believe that overall I'm a decent human being based on the numerous people I've encountered. Friends, etc. Like YouTubers that you may like. Many YouTubers that you may like are friends with me or otherwise have a positive association with me, and those people agree with most everything I talk to them about. I rarely, rarely encounter a positive Youtuber; a person who is a really cool YouTuber, who has nothing but negative things to say about me. I have never sat down with any YouTuber ever and had them trash me. Most every single time I've ever even talked to somebody - They're typical talking about how cool they think that I am and I'm talking about how cool I think they are and we get along great. But the people that leave these hate comments are people that most often have never ever met me. Who have no idea who I am in reality. Who are just basing their ideas off the lies of others. People who aren't right in the head. People who are doing everything they're doing for the sake of monetary gain or otherwise getting attention off my name. Which use to to be worth a bit. Still, still I'm quite the punching bag, but it's not quite worth what it was before.
The point of all this though, is I'm establishing that I do videos, I make videos to have a positive outcome generally. Sometimes I'm negative, I'm rude, I'm down right annoying. But for the most part what I'm doing is good and I think that's the reason I have over one million subscribers is because those people believe that as well. The ones who aren't subscribed just to hate. So now you know why I delete comments, hide comments etc. Because I'm trying to cure the cancer that is these individuals coming here just for attention, just to get their negative message spread and not even actually pay attention to what I'm really saying in the video at all, oftentimes.
For instance I'll make a video about another YouTuber. Like for instance yesterday I made a video about another YouTuber and about how their story has not been shared with the public as it should of been. So I shared their story for them, and I got a comment from someone saying 'You know I was agreeing with this video until I realized you where actually making it just because you have spite for another YouTuber.' It's literally not true. This other YouTuber they're talking about probably believes that everything I do is about them. Probably. But that's not how I live. This person… I don't have and interest in them as far as who they are as a person. Every single thing I do it seems, is to react to their comments and their negativity and I don't see how I could obsess over someone I don't enjoy thinking about, I don't enjoy ever looking at. I just don't enjoy them as a person and yet that person seems to make every other thing I do about them. And that's the kind of comment I don't appreciate because it really did. The video had nothing to do with that person other than using a statement that they made in the past to support what I was saying. So again that contradicts the theory that I was somehow trying to say one thing to negatively attack another when again it was in compliance with their own statements that where supportive of the overall video I was making when those statements where spoken.
It's very complicated but it's also very simple. We say, 'don't put up with the crap of anyone. Don't take crap from anyone. Don't let people walk on you.' We have all the phrases that people love. They cheer, they support. Like 'Aww Yah, put that hater in their place.' 'Don't put up with the hater BS.' We're all supportive of this idea that people that are negative like that, who go to other peoples videos and exists just to hate on them, who go to peoples videos and just dislike with out even watching the video. We have almost a unanimous opinion of those people - that they are gross humans, that they are waste of lives, that they are generally sad pathetic individuals. Right? But when we actually take actions that fall in line with the 'don't take crap from anyone'. When we take actions that fall in line with our hate for these hateful people. Which is ironic in a way. But our distaste for these hateful people when we do things, suddenly now we're the bad guy. So is it all talk? Do we say 'Don't take crap from anyone at all' talk. Or are we actually going to mean what we say and say 'Yah, you should kick those people off of your videos.' You should because you're not taking crap from anyone.
Now you understand, hopefully, the majority of the full picture. And to anyone thinking I'm making a video about them with out specifically saying who they are or otherwise very in detail describing them. Please get off your high horse. Please stop thinking everything is about you. It's creepy and you need to move on.
No. 440363
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>>439888ALL of the fucking IRONY.
>Onion:…despite the fact that it's incredibly easy to be bi, compared to being gay because you don't have to be with someone you're not attracted to. >>439910This is spot on. I'm deceased.
>>440080When he and Lainey sit in front of a BLINDING LIGHT, maybe they should try to clean their clothing, and run a lint roller over it. Her stained black jacket and his pilly black shirt and hat are distracting.
No. 440365
>>440361His fucking new age mom, I can almost guarantee.
I once stayed at an herbalist's Air BNB and she claimed she didn't have one because it gave her migraines becuase of the waves.
No. 440384
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>>440371>>440309Hearing footface say
>I have an alter ego Kimberlyreminded me of this gem
This clip is taken from Onisions appearance on The Drunken Peasants, hes talking about Shiloh.
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gerg getting laughed at in anisa's twitch chat by her neckbeards lol
No. 440398
>>440396Personally, I think she's always wanted attention but she never used to be active because we were all still spewing 'poor abused runaway child bride' at her - not really the attention she's looking for.
Also, he used to push the agenda that she was so different and better than his ex's because she was pursuing higher education and had no interest in being a Youtuber. Basically, passively aggressively saying 'she's diff she's not a gold digger or famewhore'.
No. 440402
>>440397See
>>440381Read the thread to the bottom before commenting on some irrelevant onion fan girl pls.
No. 440406
>>440395>>440398I think in the beginning she didn't want to be viewed as someone who was using him for fame/money and she was also cautious because she was scared he'd dump her if she looked like she was gold-digging. She was acting like she was going to have her own career and be very smart (she wanted to be a doctor!). She wanted to separate herself from the others like shiloh and skye. But you could always tell she loved attention and probably wanted to be a youtuber. She had those "modeling" pics she would take instead of doing youtube and thought she could legit be a model (which she denied at the time, but in some video recently she admitted she thought she could be a model before).
Now shes seen that she has fans that are outside onion's fandom and thinks shes some hot shit. She was also probably jealous of him fawning over billie and saying her videos were cool, etc and wants him to "fawn" over her. She also probably thinks he will like her more if she brings him views/popularity/money. And be less likely to leave her if she is more popular than the new teen he tries to bring in.
No. 440417
>>440406Sage for blog shit
As someone who did modelling, Lainey doesn't have the look, body, or height to model.
You don't have to be pretty necessarily to be a model(if you work locally pretty much anyone can get some kind of work), but you have to be able to pull off different looks and styles of hair, makeup, and clothing. Especially any type of fashion focused photography/show.
She just doesn't have the face for it. Not pretty enough, unique looking enough, or photogenic enough.
She's bland and average in a way that just doesn't work for modelling.
At best she could be a hair model or do some modeling for local schools, but literally anyone young or old can do those since it's students needing practice. FYI it's a great way to get your makeup/hair/lashes done for free
No. 440419
>>440353>Like I could talk about how it's bad to punch people in the face who don't deserve it, and and I would get a thousand dislikesUmmmm but like the "deserve it" note
triggers me with Gregma because he's a victim blaming narc.
Also bless you anon for the transcript
No. 440420
>>440298Look at that petty callout at the end.
Greg thinks he is the center of everyone's universe.
No. 440426
>>440422Its a shitty thing to do
use then return
but Im sure you know that make up like food products and certain other personal use items get thrown out once they are returned
No need to rage about something thats not happening
They arent reselling Laineys used make up to other customers
No. 440428
>>440423I hate everyone involved in the onion drama
I even hate the kids, I really hope they have autism or down syndrome
No. 440435
>>440432It's more so to emphasize how little she bothers to research into anything she tries to get into.
The woman isn't fragile smol bean, she's just as big of an egotist as onion. Just more formally educated and with a weaker personality.
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>>440417>>440432Yeah, thanks Joy
for letting us know you used to model and know all about ins and outs of it.
No. 440442
>>440428Wow so edgy.
You dumb shit.
>>440426I mean, occasionally, I can see it. But not if you're doing it all the time, and especially something as unethical as using it for "business purposes".
No. 440452
>>440451You can follow her….emotional journey struggling with illness and all sorts of things killing her…on snow.
( She's been away lately, so the thread's pretty boring )
No. 440455
>>440451isn't she late 30s already?
>>440428>I really hope they have autism or down syndromekinda uncalled for dissing the kids, but really, if they don't have any problems yet, they will soon enough. there's no way you can be raised in that household and come out even remotely normal
No. 440460
>>439708It's not too surprising that everyone who are drawn into Greg's orbit/try to capitalize off of him is histrionic, narcissistic, and/or otherwise unstable. Like attracts like.
It's kind of annoying when people ITT fawn over them, though. They're terrible too, just less so as far as we are shown.
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>>440452I'm 2 scurred :(
(How may threads does she have here? I don't know where to start)
>>440455Mid 30's actually.
Someone compare plz! I want Grease to have a rude awakening
No. 440479
>>440467Because it's not Joy jfc.
I really don't understand how she manages to speak coherent sentences (despite the crazy shit she says) given the way she actually types
Anyways off topic
One of onions patrons was trying to get him to do another video on Eugenia, to which he replied that he would stop because she asked him to.
At this point I can't tell if his narc brain actually believes that he is being "respectful" at this point.
I doubt he won't talk about her again, and even if he doesn't, it's not as though it negates that fact that he makes multiple videos of his FAX(poorly based opinions) on people who have told him multiple times to STFU.
No. 440482
>>440481You're forgetting that he didn't leave them alone until it was spreading around to other YouTubers.
Eugenia, Billie, and Allya all asked him to leave them alone way before he actually did. So I really don't think he's doing it simply because they asked.
No. 440488
>>440298In his most recent LA Vlog 2, he has dinner with two "hugely famous youtubers"
But isnt it telling that these youtubers wouldnt allow him to show their faces. I mean Im sure Grugly wanted to how himself eating with other relevant youtubers, but they made a stipulation that if they showed up for a dinner meeting, he was not allowed to film it or even take selfies with them.
Grugly is like that weird guy you knew in back high school who constantly bothers you to hang out, and you're cool with meeting up as long as no one else sees you with him.
Also, I know he says hes going to buy a tshirt at Target, but did he just grab one off the rack, go into the dressing rooms and blow his nose? If he had bought it, he would of left the store, got in his car and then blown his nose. And I dont think thats the bathroom, the wall looked very much like the little changing rooms.
If any of you anons live in LA, check your local Target for that specific Tshirt design that has a crusty mess on the front, you will have in your hands Gruglys DNA. Do with it as you want.
No. 440496
>>440494Sage in the e-mail field, anon.
& thanks, now I'm going to have a mental image of Gergles blending and smearing cheetos all over his face stuck in my head.
No. 440520
>>440488I kek'd hard on that whole post anon
The la vlog was almost sad, him being alone most of the time screaming in his car
Another possibility is that he meant it ironic with the "hugely famous" youtubers because they are rather small. On the other side it's funnier the way you described it. That they don't allow him to say their names because they're too embarrassed being associated with him
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>>440354How on earth does he reason that it's better to make a video about someone and send all your rabid teenybopper cultists after them than it is to more discretely leave criticism on their videos?
On a related note, you know who
doesn't delete negative comments? EUGENIA COONEY.
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so he's really using a screenshot of the stupid preteen notification squad comments to prove a point that most of his comments were positive when the haterrrz weren't there
No. 440546
>>440535He is someone who sure loves to give his unwanted opinion about anyone and everything, and calls it the truth and honesty! And how dare anyone not be receptive to what he has to say!!!
But if anyone dares give their honest opinion on him, then it gets deleted. Nice. It's almost like how he gave his unwanted unasked for opinion on shane's friend drew being ugly, and then shane proceeded to delete him out of his life completely.
No. 440547
>>440534im not surprised that she got
triggered (i mean the actual psychological meaning here) because this shit is Exactly what abusers tell their victims, it must be extremely hard to hear it again
onision has always displayed signs of being an abuser but this video is the more obvious red flag ive ever seen from him, i would show this to young girls just as an example. if a so says things like that, run
No. 440549
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After his victim blaming video, and watching that abuse survivor talk about women being physically weaker than men, something dawned on me.
In a college sociology class, we learned about a study of murderers and rapists and their selection process and learned the only common thread between victims wasnt their age or the way they dress, but how vulnerable they appeared physically and mentally.
And here's Greg, man who goes after young girls AND avoids women his size as well. "Tall girls are gross and unattractive and masculine" he says.
The truth is probably that tall women make him feel threatened and less masculine, and are also harder to physically control. The smaller a woman is (Lainey is 5'3 and around 100 lbs), the more scared and intimidated she will be by Gerg.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200901/marked-mayhem No. 440554
>>440549omg… skye was also smaller than him + by all accounts of ppl who knew her in hs she was a very timid, introverted girl
shiloh is also tiny. she has a stronger personality than the girls he usually goes out with but she was also already a bit messed up from things that happened earlier in her life.
billie is tiny, i think it didn't work with her because she had a good support system, which he tried to cut her off from (ayalla, her family)
greg is a trainwreck and i like laughing at his bullshit, but in some ways he is scary and i hope all girls in his life can break free at some point. i don't like plainey but if she wants to have a chance to grow and to have a good environment for her kids, she really needs to leave
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>>440549Reminds me of that one picture of Dan Schneider hugging Miranda Cosgrove while her eyes seem to be screaming for help.
Blink twice if you're being held as hostage, Lainey
No. 440567
>>440564She's not a "liar", she's just thinking too ~~emotionally~~ and not
LOGICALLY like a smrt guy like Onion would.
(/s just in case)
No. 440572
>>440569About 800 lol.
I hope that really fucked with him. I guess it did, hence the "you think im worthless video". Bahahaha.
No. 440582
>>440549I don’t think there’s a single person out there who could look at this picture and think, “that looks like a healthy relationship.”
why would she even use that thumbnail.. the way he’s holding her face screams abuse. He looks like a cult leader, “we’re going to make a video together lainey, smile for the fucking camera”
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>>440582I have found their body language very disturbing in different videos. It seems like he really enjoys tormenting her physically. It's old milk, but that cap and his recent victim blaming, "sometimes women deserve to get hit" video reminded me of it again.
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>>440588Can someone post the vidme of this laineybot video called "why I'm still with onision"?
It's creepier now after he said he's verbally "aggressive" and that angels dont get yelled at, he's never hit a partner (notice he doesn't say he's never grabbed a partner forcefully or other physical intimidation, Gerg is all about those semantics)
No. 440596
>>440594His eyes look like they're melting off his face.
His face reminds me of a melted candle as a whole.
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Both he and plainey have zero sense when it comes to food. Can't imagine what their poor kids eat.
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>>440612>>440613Jesus Christ. Oh Jesus Christ. I think he just slapped DILL PICKLES on a spinach tortilla and blobbed veganaise on it.
No. 440627
>>440622I can just imagine her kids making friends and indulging in meat products at their friends house to rebel against their parents and because they feel like they've been missing something. Moreso because onion and Lainey dont make their diet seem appealing or appetizing so they might become envious of their friends who can eat whatever they want.
Just crossed my mind because I can imagine being a kid and watching my friends eat pizza and burgers and candy etc while I'm stuck with a burnt bean burrito or a pickle and spinach wrap.
No. 440628
>>440619don't leave, stay with us anon
>>440612I highly doubt he's going to stay vegan when he can't think of anything better than burritos and granola. he's so damn lazy
No. 440654
>>440650kek
I'm so curious if he does all the censoring work himself or if he has his little puppets to scan through and delete his comment section. the amount is insane
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>>440612How can someone with so much free time be THAT bad at cooking? Like, what the actual fuck
No. 440662
>>440653Oh WOWOWOWOW transcript plz.
He laughs at "conservatives" for "being adults acting like children who make up extremes to demonize the opposition."
>tfw I can't post his own quotes on his videos anymore No. 440665
So not only does Lainey demand people use confusing made up genders but she also swaps and changes when with family or people she can't be arsed explaining it all to? Nah bitch, nah, you don't get to swap and change your mind and then caps lock attack anyone in the comments who misgenders you. And didn't she say she was a diff gender label altogether on her stream the other night?! FUCK off! Sorry for the rant but arrrg!
>>440654 Becca does a lot of his comment section censoring, fat cow.
No. 440677
>>440627Will their kids even be allowed to have friends outside of school? And a lot of parents try to avoid having their kids befriend kids with creepy parents, so Troy and Bandaid are probably going to have a rough childhood.
>>440632>ASMRwhy do so many cows resort to this?
No. 440697
>>440207This pic is onion for sure now isn't it, thanks to this one
>>440535He conveniently cropped the bottom
No. 440703
>>440697it's already been discussed that the photo in
>>440207 was posted by an anon from onision's tumblr
and
>>440535 was me and it's cropped because the pic was fuckin huge and I had a hard time screenshotting it
No. 440718
>>440716Lol I watched 30 seconds to see what you were talking about and lol, he sounds like he's been spurting to the recording room.
Also lol at him using Lainey's backdrop. These guys are so fucking lazy.
No. 440746
>>440588Bottom left pic he is squeezing her arm hard.
>>440744Ugh, fine, I'll check in on it.
No. 440755
>>440653Hi. Pardon if I struggle making this video because I still have a lot of back pain but I wanted to address this NFL issue that is going on right now where the democrats are saying you know, 'He should be able to take a knee. Freedom of expression'. And the republicans are saying 'How dare you disgrace our armed soldiers, our forces etc'. First off I'm a us Air Force veteran. I volunteered to be deployed to Iraq, I think three times. I went to pre-deployment training and I also volunteered for South Korea. Wound up going to South Korea instead.
I think this whole issue is a joke. The fact that we are such a weak group of people that we get upset over a few people taking a knee. Why dose everyone have to agree with you? That's my question. Why does everyone in this country have to be respectful? Why do we have to like try and kick people out of their job or this country just because they don't have their beliefs align with yours?
Doesn't that seem like on of the most un-American things? You possibility do. To be so intolerant of other peoples views. Like, if you don't respect us - 'Urgh, We'll be totalitarian iron fist on you'. It doesn't really make sense but the more important point is that the democrats are making this - like you know, uh… the real issue. Which is the mistreatment of many Americans in this country and the conservatives are saying, you know, we're attacking the people that fought and died for this country.
Listen, here is the thing. That flag represents all of us. Not just the group you agree with. Not just the soldiers or anything like that. It represents all of us. All citizens, maybe even immigrants that didn't come here legally. Who knows. It basically represents all the people in this country as far as I'm concerned.
So when you look at the fifty stars, it represents the fifty states, which implies that it probably represents the people in those states. And when you look at the colors, the many colors of the flag. And when you look at just everything that just encompasses this country. We're talking drug lords. We're talking cops. We're talking school teachers, everybody. When you take a knee when the national anthem plays that represents this country. When you take a knee with the flag is waving and the majority of people have their hand on their heart or saluting etc. except for the majority, probably, of conservatives who sit on their couch, just not doing anything. Which is probably hypocritical if you think about it. If a football player takes a knee and your not even standing up with your hand on your heart but sitting on your couch watching the T.V.- a little bit contradictory. You should be upset at yourself if that is your standard.
But when you take a knee, you're disrespecting probably what you intend to disrespect but to the person that's watching your disrespecting everyone. Or you're disrespecting the concept of the country itself. Which isn't a direct attack on anyone, except for everyone. Just from that ignorant prospective.
So, what I'm saying in saying this is that is ridiculous to assume it's a direct attack on soldiers. If that flag only represented soldiers, maybe. But essentially when they take that knee from an ignorant prospective- you're disrespecting yourself as an American. You're disrespecting everyone else in the country. But, because there is this thing called context, and we're thinking humans. We can conclude that maybe it's actually about a specific issue in a very small fraction of that flag. Which is how they feel, many black people or otherwise minorities feel they are treated by authorities. Authorities that are government employees. Government employees is a big part of that flag. Government employees. Soldiers are government employees believe it or not.
So I wanted to make this video to clear all this nonsense up because we as a country… When we have political parties, we like jumping to extremes to make it seam like one side is un-American and the other side is super American. We fight side by side when crap hits the fan guys. Like seriously. If North Korea invades us or whatever; doesn't even matter what you're political party is anymore. We're all side by side. It doesn't matter if your an illegal immigrant or not. We're all fighting side by side. Give them a gun. Defend our boarders. Defend our way of life etc. This is all petty first world nonsense.
And the people that are posting to Facebook 'Democrats are un-American. I support Trump'. All that garbage. Stop. Okay. You're an American, I'm an American, Democrats are American, Liberals are freakin' not the enemy. Okay? They're not. They have most all the same values as you do. In fact a lot of liberals support gun ownership. Surprise. I know you've been brainwashed to think they don't.
It's like watching a bunch of adults think and believe honestly they they're acting like adults but they're really just a bunch of children. They're making up extremes to demonize the opposition when that's just not honest, is it? We're all Americans and we need to stop acting like the end of the world comes because someone took a knee. That guy could be a dick or he could have a point, get over it. You don't have to boycott the entire billion dollar industry because a few people took a freakin' knee. Grow up and freakin' find a way to look at all of this with a more reasonable more unbiased perspective. You know, the only honest perspective. And so you can actually evolve as a human being and have a decent argument rather than consistently looking like an idiot who is completely and utterly warped by his own ego and his own training from birth by his likely idiot parents who are also extremest like him.
Share this video with everyone. Do it because this is nonsense. Even if you download this and upload it to your own account, still share it. I don't care. Just make sure people hear this because I think most of people are sick of this crap.
No. 440762
>>440755You are not a veteran you were dishonorably discharged.
Also "i volunteered to be deployed to Iraq"
1. And? You did not serve in Iraq so what does that matter?
2. That is exactly what he did in his book too, this just further shows that his book was literally a manifesto it was a retelling of his life and all the fucked up shit he thinks with crazy wish fulfillment sprinkled in which makes him look even worse.
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Drama on lames younow
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No. 440786
>>440781SHE GOT SO
TRIGGERED BY THIS SHIT SHE PULLED OUT A LONG HAIRED WIG.
Oh my fucking god that troll must have hit a huuuuuge nerve.
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No. 440789
>>440677>why do so many cows resort to this?it's a perfect way to make money and gain fans on YT. at this point asmr videos require no real originality, anyone can make them, the tags get a lot of hits and there will always be someone who likes it since they're relaxing.
>>440714he'd get more asspats if he did, but those movements are saturated with men so i don't think he'd care for that audience as much. also he'd have to go back on his more liberal opinions from before and i don't think he would like to admit he changed his mind or anything
No. 440799
She got really
triggered over a troll calling her ugly and wouldn't stop talking about it until she left when even Greg ignored the question.
https://www.younow.com/zifton/channel No. 440803
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Lainey got off so quick, the great Onion must stream now.
No. 440807
>>440755bless you, anon
"Why does everyone have to agree with you? That's my question."
>Disables comments and rating on videos.>Blocks anyone who disagrees with him on twitter>Kicks people out of his life for disagreeing with him, then incessantly shit talks and rehashes old drama because they slighted him once"'Urgh, We'll be totalitarian iron fist on you'"
I bet Greg saw someone tweet about totalitarianism, read the dictionary definition, and thinks he's a political expert now.
"Authorities that are government employees. Government employees is a big part of that flag. Government employees. Soldiers are government employees believe it or not."
Jfc. What is he trying to fucking say??? As if this is going to convince
anyone who's conservative to change their mind about BLM? He's too stupid and uneducated to make any of this rambling into an actual point and is too narcissistic to see how embarrassing he is.
No. 440808
>>440803is it only me who finds it a little odd to speak to your wife starting with "yo"?
She IMMEDIATELY went off, she's so fucking submissive
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>>440803It was hilarious to watch her face light up thinking he was there to defend her, and in reality he was kicking her off so he could stream.
No. 440823
>>440819it sums up, his behaviour towards her wasn't that nice in the last time.
>him ignoring her in the bleach drinking stream>him going over her pictures in the rate my body stream>his divorce jokesjust to name a few
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he fucking knows she looks like shit without makeup but wont say anything cause thats his cashcow.
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Becca is even trying to trigger the foot
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pro tip: do not bring up the names troy or cloey in any way on his younow, even when not talking about Onision. will git the bens
No. 440865
>>440859all of younow, enough people in their streams probably just reported me. i was definitely a
very vanilla troll, usually just responding to other trolls with support.
No. 440877
>>440874the easiest way is to just make sock puppet instagram accounts. that's the quickest and you don't need to verify like twitter/google to use younow. then you don't have to worry about bans. and use a VPN while on their streams.
sage for ot
No. 440882
>>440877oh thanks anon, going to do that in future
imagine being so boring that you have to have your asslicking discordfags help you to rate and google random shit in every damn stream
No. 440884
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This pic came up and Greg went "ew, gross"
and i think it was Becca that went "She is too skinny"
No. 440890
>>440882no problem! the key to making accounts is not having the vpn on when you create it or sign in because that will
trigger the verification wall.