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No. 170942

No. 170951

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https://youtu.be/NQGwuMdnGFo
>mfw her channel is entirely let's plays
So she initially had plans for KKG to have video game DIY/cosplay/make-up/OOTD videos but then got lazy and just decided to just solely churn out LPs of her sitting on her ass being boring, unfunny and bad at games.
What a surprise.

No. 170958

>>170942
Wow that philtrum is completely smooth and her upper lip is almost nonexistent. Lol she has FAS for sure this "I'm Icelandic and azn so I have a unique face" is bullshit. Also fat

No. 170960

>>170942
AGH ITS SO SCARY

No. 170974

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>>170942

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBI9kvbaQVQ

Halloween 2013 - Went as Sailor Moon
Halloween 2015 - Going as The Moon.

No. 170977

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>>170974
from one of her old OOTD videos ~2 years ago

tho i wonder if she did any line photoshopping on that sailor moon picture, lmao

No. 170981

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No. 170990

>>170981
Ugh, she looks so waxy, it's unsettling.

No. 170992

I still think she's super pretty but damn she's a bitch. Fucking hate her personality. At least she got fat, karma huh Suz?

No. 170993

Also, that hair cut she has rn makes it look like she's trying to hide hairloss

No. 170994

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No. 170995

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No. 170997

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>>170974
omg anon hahahah you killed me.
Look at her though, fuck.
Every part of her has gotten huge except for her tits. So now she's one of those unfortunate fat girls that has pretty much no cleavage whatsoever and their chest looks like a broad, flat, featureless canvas.

No. 170999

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Gonna stop now but man some of those comments are funny

No. 171022

>>170990
does anyone know why she looks so waxy? too much makeup?

No. 171029

>>171022
i feel it's because of too much shine in her face, if she'd use something to make it matte it I feel it would look better? Like it just looks like she's either made from wax or she's sweating crazy, which she might be doing tbh.

Also feel like her outfit looks way 'i don't care' and with that make up it looks so off? Like she should be wearing something flattering since she actually bothered putting on that much make up and not just jeans and a T-shirt, yaknow?

Also that fucking video was just cringe from start to finish.

No. 171032

>>170981

With the amount of makeup she wears, you'd think she'd bother with a tiny bit of cheap matte powder or something

No. 171036

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>>171029
at first, i wanted to say they were probably sweating because of the lights, but looking at the video, only arin and suzy are super…? glossy? oily? dan, barry, and ross all look fine for the most part.

No. 171037

>>171022
>>171029
I think it's a combination of that and also that she wears heavy, full-coverage foundation while seemingly not contouring + highlighting (not well if she actually does), so her face becomes one solid colour without dimension or features that make your face look natural and real (freckles, marks, lines, the natural skin colour variation throughout the face, etc.). The waxy shine is the cherry on top.

No. 171038

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>>171037
I think she contours a little bit in her daily make up videos, but it was only, like, cheeks? I don't think she did much else.

Pic mildly related. Suzy's face in >>171036 reminded me of the mask dude in Majora's Mask.

No. 171040

Is the photo in OP real…? Or did some of you photoshop it for fun?

No. 171042

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>>171038
Oh god no, the Happy Mask Salesman is one of my favourite video game characters. He's tainted now.
Imagine hearing his eerie laugh over Suzy's plastic grinning face. Terrifying.

No. 171044

i know a lot of people know jack shit about makeup, but it's still weird to me that so many people idolize her. huh? youtube comments really are the lowest of the low

No. 171047

>>171036
I get how Danny, Ross and Barry look. It's obvious they're under lights and sweating a bit. But Suzy and Arin look like they got hit with Pledge before filming, so either they have skin that fucking bad anyway or they're so fat lights for filming made them sweat that much. Or both.

Tbh, everybody needs to have been hit with a matte powder to negate the shine. Isn't Suzy into make up? I remember hearing that somewhere…

No. 171051

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>>171040
Nope, that's 100% real, all natural Suzy (apart from the fifty tonnes of make-up).
It's a screenshot from this video: https://youtu.be/CBI9kvbaQVQ
I got the same one when I paused at the right time. (Ignore the 'paste' button; I can't get it to go away).

No. 171055

what i think is hypocritical is that i bet plenty of suzy's fans hate "normal" women for being fake or stupid or whatever, yet suzy is more braindead and shallow than your stereotypical sorority girl. wtf?

No. 171062

>>170942
Her chins look like small hairless testicles

No. 171072

Could someone do a then/now pic of her with her in the video as the now? I'm on mobile but I really want to see it side by side

No. 171075

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>>171072
nevermind I did it
this is so sad

No. 171077

>>171075
The picture on the right looks like a fucking default Sim.

No. 171080

>>171075
wtf when was the first picture from?

No. 171082

>>171080
2009-2010 I believe

No. 171094

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they look so lardy… and they're not even in their 30s yet? what happened?

No. 171097

>>171094
Marriage

No. 171103

>>171075
She should just get pregnant at this point tbh

No. 171106

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Did she really spell finale wrong? Also it took the two of them hours to finish anime tiddy bejewled.

No. 171108

>>170993
I think it's cause she's growing out her side shave now, so it's parted in a way to hide it and just looks a little weird on the one side

No. 171116

>>171103
Why, so she can balloon and gain more weight? Too may pregnnat women think growing a baby = free for all with food, which can cause the baby to be to big, among other things.

No. 171126

>>170951
back when I was brainwashed enough to enjoy her, I subscribed solely hoping for DIY stuff
what a fucking bitch

No. 171204

>>171106
Wow, they're seriously doing a tile-matching game let's play? That's one of the worst most boring games you could choose for your audience.
I'm not surprised Suzy would choose it for her LP since even a 5 year old can do it but I'm kind of sad to see Arin was dragged into it but I'm guessing it's because it would've been dead boring if it was just her and she wants his fans watching too.

What I'm surprised is that she choose an adult type of game, is she trying to appeal to her male audience like she's some sort of "I like gaming AND hentai" girl?

And even with Arin there it still feels like she's sucking the life out it. She really does fail as a LPer.

No. 171206

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>>171106
"The Finally" holy shit

No. 171214

>>171075
So jealous of her former body. I don't care if anyone thinks it's proana. She used to be a butter face and now she's just all butter.

No. 171217

>>171051
Ugh. So this is an actual nintendo amiibo advert?
I don't even mind that the game grumps are in it, but why is Suzy in it like she's an actual grump? She's not. If Suzy gets to be in it because she's in a few GG videos, then Holly should be in it too.
Why does Suzy have to put herself in every GG thing ever? Why can't she just let Arin have his own thing. She's got her own things. FFS she's like your one spoiled retarded younger cousin that you have to include in every activity, even the ones clearly not suitable for them, or else they'll pitch a fit.

No. 171218

>>171103
How about no. Let's not inflict Suzy and Arin's batshit on an innocent babby, ok?

No. 171219

>>171218
They shouldn't be allowed to breed lmao. Their kid will have zero chin and look like a thumb.

No. 171222

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>>171075
She already had very thick limbs with a small torso. Very strange proportions.

No. 171226

>>170942
dude that pic is nightmare fuel omfg

No. 171231

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No. 171239

>>171204
Apparently she didn't know it was a porn game at first. It felt like she knew though and acted like she didn't. It's also really funny because the episodes where she plays alone don't get as much views as when she plays with Arin heh

No. 171248

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

No. 171252

>>171204
Some fans recomend it to her and since arin has it in on his account she simply started playing and didn't even bothered to read the reviews.
GAMER GRRRRRRLL PUWAH

No. 171253

>>171248
>>171231
>So Arin, how's marriage??

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No. 171256

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>>170981
>>170974
She went full blown feminist stereotype huh?
Now all she needs are the cat's eye glasses and dye her hair blue to complement the side cut…

No. 171259

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>>171075

Welcome to Gain Grumps!

No. 171260

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When is she gonna divorce Arin and make him pay alimony?

No. 171261

>>171248
>>171231
He's aaalways giving her the side eye. I'd be concerned if my husband was always looking at me like I was an impudent child.

No. 171262

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>>171075

Welcome to Gain Grumps!

No. 171264

>>171262
While I don't think it's bad when people put on weight, I just don't think she looks good? She looks so short and stout. The other picture makes her look taller. That weight gain is really unhealthy, she really needs to get treated for her thyroid condition. I'm not a fan of Suzy but I don't want this to turn into Cancer Grumps

No. 171265

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>>171264

I agree with you anon, although it is still fun to poke fun to at.

I guess its just satisfying to see such a bitchy terrible lolcow spiral into despair.

No. 171266

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kek suzy commented on the shovel knight video -trying- to be funny.

No. 171272

>>171266

Homestar is so concise with that last comment.

No. 171280

>>171266
You go Homestar!!

No. 171281

>>171266
Wait which video was this?

No. 171282

>>171281

The newest one from Nintendo for the Shovel Knight Amiibo

No. 171283

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgkijxvGULo

THIS COMMERCIAL WE MADE IS REALLY CRAPPY AND POORLY ACTED, BUT WE MADE IT TO BE REALLY CRAPPY AND POORLY ACTED, SO THAT MAKES IT FUNNY

LOL GET IT?

No. 171284

>>171265
Yeahhh you're right. If she were sweet, had a cute face, and actually worked to treat her condition I would be more supportive. But nope. She literally got her just desserts

No. 171285

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No. 171286

>>170930

the d-club as well…

No. 171288

>>170981
the red lipstick Vampira look sure beats the hell out of her nude lipstick corpse look

No. 171291

>>171036
well Dan doesn't sweat. he has hypohydrosis.

No. 171322

I'm really curious about Suzy's childhood. There's a reason she has FAS, guys. Do you think her mother was an alcoholic?
Like, what if her home life wasn't the best? What if one reason she jumped at the chance to go live with Arin was to get out of her home life? I mean, she was with Arin when he was first becoming popular on Newgrounds, right? She couldn't have known he'd be this well-known to shitty gamers and ran off to leech, right?


>>171291
Off topic, but my god, that man is the sexiest thing alive. Sweet jesus.

No. 171328

>>171322
The only thing I've really seen about her childhood is from my Draw My Life video

No. 171330

@ OP pic. That is one punchable face.

No. 171337

>>171322
I was actually thinking about this earlier. Who knows if her mom actually drank and didn't realize she was pregnant then stopped or was an actual alcoholic

No. 171338

I've been looking through previous threads and the wayback machine. Does anyone have that screenshot of I think a DA journal entry about how much he loves katie or suzy(cant remember which)?

No. 171354

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>>171338
http://egoraptor.livejournal.com/100239.html
Do you mean this LJ entry, anon?
It's pretty long, I took a screenshot of the part where he talks about them the most.

No. 171357

>>171354
You know I sometimes wonder if him and Katie would have gotten together. Like instead of suzy we could have katie.

No. 171359

>>171354
Hilary is his brother's gf right? The one Arin hated with a passion?

I wonder if she's still with his brother.

No. 171362

>>171322
>that man is the sexiest thing alive

>lanky Jew

>greasy stoner hair
>sexiest thing alive

girl please. aim higher.

No. 171376

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I'm sad that Suzy has potential but she just lets herself go. Their relationship seems so tired. Maybe they just don't know what to do anymore and they realized they rushed so quick into getting married.

No. 171377

I wanna fuck Arin and show him what real pussy is like, and if he's into it, he can have my ass too.
I bet Suzy doesn't even suck dick. How else do you describe the looks of hate she gets from Arin?

No. 171378

>>171377
please love yourself

No. 171379

>>171378
You are right I'm better than that

No. 171380

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No. 171407

Sorry if everyone noticed for a longer time than I had, but has anyone noticed that Danny has become more sarcastic with his comments? Or am I looking too far into things? I don't pick up on too much humor, so probably I am.
I've been listening out to see if he made more sarcastic comments ever since they've played Wind Waist, but nowadays it's getting more noticable (imo).
Sarcasm about Arin's terrible gameplay, not making any progress, and almost open comments about Arin's and Suzy's relationshit.

(i wonder if he's the sort of dude to tell him to come to a bar and experience other girls? And on another note, I hope they don't fall out, as I watch Game Grumps for Danny, Barry, and Ross–and Holly on a bored day.)

No. 171410

>>170997
Suzy looks like she's about to hit that overweight rockabilly girl phase.

No. 171420

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>>171377
It would be pretty sweet to show a man sexual pleasure after he's been fucking a pig in lipstick for so long. The look on his face when he sees what a beautiful woman look like after being in the dark all this time…

No. 171427

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She used to look so hot wtf happend?

No. 171429

>>171410
that would still involve putting effort into her hair and clothes.

sweatsuit monster suzy all the way

No. 171462

>>171283
Ugh, fucking scum of the earth.
I seriously hate that bullshit attempt of comedy of them. Is like the "lol so random xD" bullshit but worse.

No. 171469

>>171376
I'll guess none of the clothing she used to model fits her anymore, that's why she dresses like a dirty hobo borrowing Arin's sweatshirts.

No. 171475

>>171427
I'm jealous of that butt tho

No. 171480

>>171427
What even is this body type

But yeah I agree, she was pretty cute. I kinda feel bad for her about the thyroid thing, did she flat out say she wasn't seeking treatment? They might still be adjusting her medication, which can take forever to get right.

No. 171514

She looks tall… Height?

No. 171529

>>171480
The thyroid problem doesn't make you baloon up at all. She is just stuffing herself sadlyn . Even someone who has an extreme thyroid contition would gain 10-15 pounds in most extreme cases .I think for suzy, she lies to herself/others and stuffs her face for whatever reason (stress?likes food?) and its a great excuse so people wont shit on her as much (omg im so sick!! pity me!)

No. 171530

>>171514
5'7 according to model mAyham

No. 171548

She used to dress cute. I've never found her attractive but I've wanted a bunch of her dresses. It's a shame she dresses so lazily since we all know she can dress herself well sometimes. Also makes me wonder what she did were all of her old clothes.

I mean for fucks sake Suzy, why would you make a video for Amiibos looking like Oscar the Grouch?

No. 171564

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from /cow/ with love

No. 171566

>>171480
she always looked pear shaped to me, but she's got very prominent violin hips

No. 171579

>>171564
I actually took that screenshot and posted it here in the previous thread, but thanks for reminding us of her keksy uggoness.
I usually really like the look of pronounced canines but her teeth and smile annoys me so much for some reason.

No. 171614

>>171529
This, all of this.
My cousin has thyroid issues, yet she mantains healthy just following her medication/diet/exersise echedule, and all that isn't as horrible as it sounds, like, even if you have a busy life you can still manage to run around for 20 minutes or adjust your time to eat a proper dinner and not stuffing yourself on fast food and sugary drinks.
Suzy is just being fucking lazy.
Before someone called her out, she used to post pics of sweets and fatty food she bought almost daily and then tried to convince people of "I-I'm living on just crumbs and water u guys, yet I don't seem to be loosing weigh, is my thyroid!", she's a fucking liar.

No. 171615

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No. 171617

>>171564
It's funny to think Arin has to wake up to that (without the circle lenses, and eyeliner).

No. 171643

>>171566
pear shaped bodies have tiny waists and big butts. thats it.

No. 171647

>>171262
Her body looked flawless on the first pic.
what the fuck happened?

No. 171648

>>171055
we already came in conclusion their fans are fucking retarded

No. 171650

>>171643
I suppose because of her violin hips she;s more of a spoon shape. Which is just a subcategory of pear shape anyway. You need bigger hips too for a pear since you can have a big butt and less pronounced hips.

you also dont need to be tiny anywhere to be a pear see: pearchan/beccabae

No. 171652

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>>171650
yeah. her body is more like a spoon.
pear shapes are qt tho

No. 171653

I wonder how suzy looks like without any lenses.

No. 171658

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No. 171660

>>171658
I feel sad for this child.
because of his stupid parents, he's going to be bullied in school

No. 171666

everyone keeps saying how uneducated Suzy must be, but isn't one of the symptoms of FAS a lower IQ?

No. 171667

>>171658
>>171660

That is not FAS, that is Waardenburg Syndrome, it's genetic and causes deafness, but those affected are of normal intelligence in spite of their looks. It has nothing to do with having alcoholic parents.

No. 171668

>>171667
poor them though.
i want to hug them

No. 171671

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>>171564

I couldn't resist.

No. 171680

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>>171362
Some of us like 'em tall and skinny, anon.

And the hair has never looked too bad to me. It could use a bit of extra washing, since he has said he sometimes gets a whiff of dirty hair when he turns his head too quickly, but washing too often would turn make his hair look like this all the time.

No. 171683

>>171680
why can I see an eye through his hair like he's an anime character?

No. 171689

>>171683
it's just the dirty mirror, but I see it too anon fuck

No. 171710

how can someone get so disgusting and fucking retarded in like 2 years?

No. 171719

>>171710
She looks so much better with minimal makeup like this.

No. 171720

She looked cute here

No. 171726

>>171667
It sucks to have something like that but I really admire this guy for embracing himself and being happy. I think the hair and eye colour is super fucking cool too

No. 171727

>>171726
Not to derail any further but Stefan is trans and identifies as a woman. She really is beautiful and one of my new yt obsessions tho.

Back to Suzy now pls.

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No. 171735

>>171726
oo sorry about that, all I saw was this video of her's.

>>171732
I also question this because what if the relationship between him and this Katie girl is just one of those first relationship in highschool kind of thing. I mean I was the same way with my ex but it was a horrible relationship. We were very lovey dovey online but he was horrible in person.

No. 171751

>>171732
Funny how in Sonic 06, Arin says he was 13 when it happened, but screenshots prove he was 17 at the time.
Arin starts talking about Katie around six minutes in.

No. 171757

>>171751
DAMAGE CONTROL

No. 171863

>>171710
wow her eyes are tiny

No. 171864

>>171710
Wow. I used to be jealous of her skin back when I had super bad acne. Now I have the at least okay skin now.

No. 171920

>>171710
I feel almost sad watching these old videos because I really enjoy them. She obviously took her time with filming, had good lighting and was doing her own thing. It's like she's become a totally different person now, it's really a shame. I don't know if someone can really recover from what they have turned into and go back to who they used to be? But I am sure there are a lot more hidden issues with her despite just that.

No. 171932

>>171407
yea in one of the recent videos he talked about Arins unhappy marriage and he got all defensive about it and went on a rant about how "happy" he is lol

No. 171936

>>171920
Me too,I used to look up to her bc she had this creepy-cute style going on.I adore that.Nowadays she just wears normal ass clothing that looks ugly af

No. 171938

>>171932
What? Where? When? I want to see that

No. 171939

https://instagram.com/p/32NqxpHzPI/
Its so funny to me to see Dan next to Arin.I dont know why

No. 171949

Anyone else thinks she smells like eggs or cigarettes or something? That's the vibe I get when I look at her

No. 171950

>>171949
Cigarettes covered up with cheap perfume maybe, yeah.

No. 171951

>>171950
She probably smelled like sweat/farts and perfume in high school

No. 171956

>>171950
Does she smoke?

No. 171958

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Found this on her twitter. I'm still cringing.

No. 171960

>>170981
She looks like bad Bjork fanart.

No. 171963

>>171262
>tfw when your body is exactly like hers on the left and pic on right is your worst nightmare

No. 171966

>>171094
they look like sims

No. 171971

>>171963
Aren't posts like this against the rules now

No. 171978

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>>171949
Try tacky and cheap 3edgy5me goffick perfume.

No. 171979

>>171971
I hope so.

No. 172002

>>171262
Her weight gain doesnt bug me its just always her face and voice.

No. 172055

>>171751
Interesting how Suzy says "it didn't count" and he agreed with her, but it did seem pretty genuine the way they talked to each other. I'd count it. She probably just wants to keep with the illusions they were each others only and always though.

No. 172102

>>172002

Agreed. I can't even stand her nicer twin sister because they have such unfortunate faces.

No. 172111

>>172055
After finding out about the other girl and the very obvious relationship she had with Arin, I have a very sinking feeling that Suzy tries very hard to isolate Arin from as many people as possible and negate relationships (platonic or romantic) he has with them.

I mean, one of the theories behind Jon leaving is Suzy monopolized so much of Arin's time ("You aren't marrying Jon you're marrying ME!") and they stopped being friends. Hell, I get the feeling her and Ross don't get along. Which makes sense, he was pretty pissy when Suzy did her "BUT I WAS BULLIED TOO!!" when Holly talked about being bullied after Suzy yammered about how all da bois loved her. And after that and him being a lifeless lump during episodes he does with her (and that visible cringe during the Guild Grumps outtakes at one of her jokes) Arin and Ross haven't seemed to have done as many episodes together or spend as much time together outside of Grumps.

Idk, that may just be me being weird and reading into stuff too much but between all of that and the fact that her videos with Arin look like a really bizarre hostage situation, their relationship makes me uncomfortable.

No. 172132

>>172111
could you please link me to her and holly talking about bullying video please? i've heard it before but i don't know which video it is

No. 172140

>>172132
Not that anon but I believe its this video.
https://youtu.be/y62mbiElYEQ

No. 172159

>>172111
I always get the vibe Ross isn't really a fan of her either

No. 172164

>>172159
All the grumps seem pretty uncomfortable with her, to me at least. They behave kind of like she's a little kid who shows you something they made and you have to act like it's great to make them happy, so lots of "uh-huh, yeah….haha, wow.." Especially in their unscripted live action stuff.

No. 172170

>>172164
Probably nervous, too scared to upset her and have Arin have a talking to them

No. 172176

Does anybody else think she's started altering her make-up to look more like Grav3yardgirl's?

No. 172182

>>172176
YES!

The only thing though suzy has zero personality, and will never be as good as Grav3yardgirl

No. 172185

>>172182
Both are shit

No. 172228

>>172176
She has been so far up Grav3yardgirl's ass Bunny can taste her.

No. 172233

>>172182
Yeah except Bunny is actually entertaining and Suzy is more boring than paint drying

No. 172248

>>172176

I just thought she was using heavier makeup more recently because she was insecure with her weight gain. But it does look very similar to bunnys especially the red lip

No. 172253

i dunno if this has been posted here, but dan looks so good here. i actually didn't think this sponsorship ad was too terrible–got a chuckle out of me, at least

No. 172262

>>171938
its in one of the sonic adventures xd episodes. it was one of the knuckles episodes I think.

No. 172316

>>172164
I think Barry is the most comfortable with her, they always seem to get along.

Everyone else seems super uncomfortable around her. Even her own husband

No. 172320

>>171564
I showed this to my boyfriend and he couldn't believe it was real kek
She would probably look way better if she cleaned up her diet, both in skin and body

No. 172330

File: 1441029605372.png (120.4 KB, 550x137, k35hcf2.png)

I don't drink so I could be wrong, but is that a line of alcohol next to a couple pictures of them? Kek

No. 172331

File: 1441029738233.jpg (72.46 KB, 480x360, image.jpg)

>>172176
I think she's always kinda been a discount Bunny. Like they're both into ~alt modeling~ (except Bunny has made money/been sponsored for doing it), the two-tone hair shit before Bunny got hers fixed, the collecting bird skulls etc., their style in general. Bunny isn't amazing at makeup but she pulls off the alt fashion pretty well, better than Sooz at least.

No. 172342

>>172316
Barry seems the most patient out of all of them, it probably comes naturally with being an editor. He's a sweetheart in general, too, so he might feel bad for her and want to include her a little.

No. 172351

>>171732
>>171751
when suzy was around 16 they went on a break
not sure on their age difference (sorry), but could it have been a relationship during that?

No. 172352

File: 1441032665017.jpg (38.47 KB, 520x203, 6522509_f520.jpg)

>>172330
Looks like bottles of Starbucks syrup

No. 172375

File: 1441035641261.png (215.27 KB, 357x482, Screen Shot 2015-08-31 at 10.3…)

your makeup looks exactly the same

No. 172376

File: 1441035668420.jpg (101.11 KB, 1080x1080, tumblr_nttsvm7p3I1qils0po1_128…)

you're braindead suzy. you don't discuss any ideas

No. 172377

>>172351
Arin seemed to have talked to and possibly dated this other girl before he even met Suzy. So it would mean that (gasp) Suzy isn't Arin's (alsoknownasegoraptor) first relationship so she's not SPECIAL!!! 1!

No. 172382

>>172352
Ah I see. Thanks for clearing that up.

No. 172389

>>172352
And this is why they are fat. I bet they put that shit on everything.

>>172351
I think Katie was before Suzy. Remember when they were "on a break" Arin wrote love letters to Suzy every day for that whole year like a beta motherfucker. Why would he do that if he was seeing another girl?

>>172376
Does she talk about anything except how Arin is her husband? ffs. But here we are being small minded and discussing people, so uh… I dunno.

No. 172397

>>172253

>Funny


I honestly wonder sometimes if this thread was just started by bitter gg fangirls. Like yeah Suzy is getting chub and has zero makeup skills, but these threads after her etsy scam have kind of gotten nitpicky, I really don't think she's very lolcow worthy.

Also watching everyone tear down Suzy and praising the other members of GG is cringey, none of them are funny, period. Lp youtube personalities are largely crap anyway, I find it hard to believe people over 12 find any of this cancer funny.

No. 172409

>>172397
You could probably argue most of what's on this site is nitpicky. She might not be as big of a lolcow as our glorious Queen (may she make a swift and dramatic return to us) but she's still got we can discuss about her and the crew.

No. 172411

>>172409
English took a nosedive at the end there…
But she and the crew still got some things we can talk about

No. 172417

>>172376
thats so bullshit. tons of the smartest people i know love to gossip and are even really catty.

No. 172418

>>172397

so? like >>172409 said, most of the site is nitpicky. i think she's up for discussion because she's a pretty big name on youtube and she's associated with the game grumps. i don't personally hate her but i think there are mock-worthy aspects of her.

i don't think i ever would watch game grumps and i don't get what's so funny. i do find jontron funny, but i only started watching him last week.

No. 172428

>>172397
Kota doesn't really do anything super lolcow worthy anymore either. Her thread is 75% "she looks terrible" and the rest is how shit she used to be before becoming a kawaii z-list celebrity in Japan. Suzy's thread is basically the same - her looks get picked on and she gets dragged for dumb shit she did in the past.

GG does suck as a whole, though.

No. 172458

>>172397
>Also watching everyone tear down Suzy and praising the other members of GG is cringey
There's not as much praise going on here for the other GG members as you seem to think; pretty much everyone here thinks Arin is a fat, childish, beta faggot, some people praise Ross, Barry and Dan but that's simply because they're better people than Arin/Suzy, but then there are also people who have said Dan is getting shitty (e.g. during the situation with the walkthrough guy).
Suzy does get shit-talked the most but it's because she deserves it by being a terrible money-grubbing person who scams people.
The general consensus is that Suzy + Arin are shit, Dan is okay most of the time, Ross is cool and Barry is a nice guy.
This might seem like black-and-white favouritism to you but it's not and you just have to realize there's a reason why everyone here generally feels the same way about Suzy/Arin and the rest of GG.

No. 172460

>>172176
>>171259

>wants to look like GraveyardGirl

>ends up looking like ForeverKailyn instead.

It would be tragic really if she wasn't such an awful person.

No. 172471

File: 1441045880584.jpg (73.45 KB, 1417x351, IMG_20150831_143028.jpg)

lmao she edited the title of the video but not the thumbnail

No. 172624

>>172397

where the fuck did i say it was funny, lmao. i said it wasn't TOO terrible, there was one part that made me kinda laugh, that was it. jesus christ.

dan, ross, and barry are the least shitty people in the GG "company", so of course they're going to get some level of praise, but so far everyone seems to agree that the show isn't funny, arin and suzy suck, and i've seen plenty trash-talking of ALL the members in the suzy/GG general threads.

yes, i used to be a fan of game grumps years ago, but apart from the videos i see here, and the videos that randomly pop up on youtube, i don't watch them anymore.

No. 172675

>>171920
>>171936
E-Fame happened. When they first got started they weren't wrapped up in the company they are in now. She can't keep up managing her husband and doing her own thing. So her work suffers, her body suffers, and soon so will her marriage.
To be honest I think she is the way she is now because of the fans and the money. People are finding out she isn't great, she is just average and that's not good enough. I wouldn't be shocked that after there contract with Polaris is up she walks away.

No. 172700

>>172471
>>172471

Suzy is literally retarded lmao
I wonder how much FAS actually affects her intelligence

No. 172702

>>172700
I'm a psychologist, and I wouldn't be surprised if Suzy's IQ was in the low 80 range.

No. 172705

>>172397

Nah dog. I hate both Suzy and the existence of GG. I dislike Arin and Suzy the most of course, but I'm also not a fan of Ross. But tbh thats more about his general personality than it is about him doing super shitty things. I personally find him obnoxious and whiny but lots of other anons disagree so I dont really bring it up since its a matter of opinion.

I neither enjoy or dislike Barry and Dan. Tbh they seem like alright people and I hope that one day they will be able to escape the cesspit of GGs one day and work on their own projects.

I used to watch the show in the beginning when it was just Jon and Arin but I'd mostly put it on as background noise as I got work done. But even back then I found it annoying how much they actually sucked at playing video games. Now a days I dont go out of my way to watch GG unless videos are posted in the thread.

No. 172711

>>170981
She's so greasy. jfc

No. 172712

>>171259
holyshit

No. 172713

>>171282
>>171283
Is Nintendo legit sponsoring them now?? Do they know about Game grumps making pedo and rape jokes?

No. 172715

>>171666
Yes, since alcohol affects brain growth.

No. 172717

>>171958
They look like they're both 14-16
>literally the main age range of the game grumps fanbase

No. 172721

>>172375
I would be bored to shit if I did my makeup exactly the same as when I was 17/18 years old. Suzy, fucking do something new.

No. 172723

>>171248
I wonder if either one is on Ashley Madison.

No. 172735

>>171666
maybe but her identical twin sister doesn't seem to be so dumb. who knew there could be a ton of variation between twins?

No. 172736

File: 1441081195405.png (56.11 KB, 906x278, Screen Shot 2015-08-31 at 11.1…)

wow, just wow

No. 172737

>>172723
Is it bad that I actually checked both their emails? Nothing came up, but they were business emails.
Only person dumb enough to use their business email was Pewdiepie. Still haven't seen anyone freak out about that yet.

No. 172738

File: 1441081351731.gif (473.94 KB, 200x150, 1p28aro.gif)


No. 172741

Arin going ham on Danny about suzy in SADX

No. 172743

>>172736
Almost everything who knew Suzy found her via Arin. They probably subbed to her from her makeup channel, but no one knows Suzy from "omg, she's that game grump, right?" unless they are new to life.

No. 172744

>>172737
Was Pewdiepie on that site? I will laugh forever.

No. 172745

>>172737
Wait what Pewd is on Ashley Mad?

No. 172748

File: 1441083078635.png (51.03 KB, 1068x299, tumblr_inline_ntkf7bExIu1tn3du…)

>>172744
>>172745
Off topic: But yes. If anyone thinks we should make a thread for him, go for it. He's said some fucked up things about 12 year-old tits, and the obvious rape jokes, etc.

NOW BACK TO SUZY.

No. 172762

>>172748
>However, someone else could have signed up using your email address.
Sounds more like someone trying to frame him or someone who thought it'd be funny.
It is his business email, don't forget. The only (or one of the only) email addresses he has that is made publicly known.
Felix is annoying as fuck but I don't think he's that dumb.
Plus, why the fuck would he cheat on Marzia? She's gorgeous.
But yeah, Suzy thread.

No. 172791

File: 1441097301592.jpg (22.75 KB, 480x360, image.jpg)

Suzy would look good if you shrunk her head a bit

No. 172792

>>172791
FUCK, this is scary.
Actual fucking alien baby.

No. 172871

>>172791
She doesn't look real? Her skin looks like latex and her contacts make her eyes look glassy and doll-like. Is Suzy just an elaborate puppet Arin built to make his wife

No. 172940

File: 1441130283257.jpg (120.81 KB, 1252x341, image.jpg)

why is suzy next to arin/in the middle shouldn't it be danny and arin next to each other, then the others on the outside of them? i know the banner has been like this for a long time now but it frustrates me

No. 172970

>>172871
Honestly only her philtrum bothers me I can live with the rest lol

No. 172985

File: 1441137639450.jpg (133.33 KB, 681x685, 4358422fsae.jpg)

Suzy looking like Onision here.

No. 172993

>>172985
I like this hairstyle on her if only because she looks a bit like bjork

No. 172996

>>172985
Holy shit, she does hahahaha.
Wow. That's awful. I'm guessing that's a wig?
Her face is so fucking weird, I can't get over it.

No. 173061

>>172985
She should do her makeup like her sister she would look at least more decent

No. 173066

>>172985
that's it, she needs to chop that greasy mop and style herself a bob like this one…
That Morticia's straight hairdo makes her look even fatter on the face somehow, she needs to cut that shit up.

No. 173067

File: 1441151556943.jpg (294.43 KB, 960x540, Faith.jpg)

>>172985
She kind of reminds me of Faith from Mirror's Edge with that wig and the eye makeup.
FAScinating…

No. 173140

>>173067
Faith is actually pretty. Suzy looks like an ugly Faith

No. 173170

>>173066
>>173066

Probably because thin/straight hair sticks to her head and really shows how fat her head really is. If she had voluminous and thick hair like she does in the picture it would balance out her moon face.

No. 173179

She looks like a villain in OP pic

No. 173216

File: 1441169973551.jpg (35.34 KB, 415x316, 2288446-Mirror_96166_screen.jp…)

>>173140
At least Faith has a job, is an activist who actually fights for freedom, has a complex but authentic personality, and is athletic af too…
And people actually love her.
She's more like an anti-Suzy.

No. 173221

suzy is in the stream and she's fucking smacking on a potato apparently and she's so loud. she's legitimately pissing me off and i had to close the stream holy shit

No. 173227

>>173067
>>173216
I love Faith!! I wish I had her hair and athletic body. Suzy is a dog in comparison.

No. 173228

>>172993
I wish blind people would seriously stop comparing suzy to Bjork.

No. 173249

>>173067
>FAScinating
omg anon

No. 173263

>>173221
>smacking on a potato
W… What?

No. 173265

>>173263
I had the same thought…
I think anon meant she was eating baked/roasted potatoes? It's still a strange thing to do on a stream though…

No. 173283

File: 1441194447337.jpg (55.94 KB, 713x416, reaaaaaa.jpg)

New ipsy review. It looks like she slightly improved her camera angle? Its hard to see her double chin unless shes looking down/pressing her face in

No. 173284

I am trying to understand how her lighting and setup went to such shit compared to what it was before. As soon as she got that silver plaque for her channel it just went down the shitter. She didn't get one for KKG did she?

No. 173288

>>173284
>>173284

Kek she did get a silver plaque for KKG.

No. 173363

File: 1441203340860.jpg (136.53 KB, 487x371, bjork.jpg)

>>173228
But they do look pretty similar…

No. 173389

>>173363
noooo but björk is adorable and ugh. please don't

No. 173396

>>173363
Bjork has a philtrum though.

No. 173428

>>173389
Just because suzy is shit and Bjork is amazing doesn't mean they don't look alike? lol sorry but grow up

No. 173430

Interestingly, there have been FAS rumors about Bjork for years.

No. 173441

>>173430
That's retarded. She has weird features because she's part inuit.

No. 173474

>>173441
>>173389
>>173228

Bjork is obviously prettier but its the eyes, the thin top lip and the dark colouring. It just so happens that 'Inuit' features and Suzie's FASy features look similar, it's only an observation alright?

No. 173612

>>173441
In the other hand, when you stare at Suzy, you can almost taste the alcohol in her features.

No. 173627

>>173612
Lmao! I'm done with you, anon.

No. 173629

>>172375
lmao I bet she's listening to Creed

No. 173631

>>173629
Rofl im sure its some basic ass alice in chains or nirvana

No. 173661

File: 1441230024750.png (155.29 KB, 508x519, kill me arin.png)

I can't finish this because looking at Suzy for too long feels like staring into the void
I need to drink

No. 173670

File: 1441230549426.png (218.9 KB, 344x482, kill me.png)

Here is another. I'm convinced she's an alien

No. 173678

File: 1441230882530.png (277.95 KB, 440x348, thumbs up.png)

>>173670
>>173661

These are beautiful anon, I laughed much harder than I probably should have

No. 173694

>>173661
>>173670

Somebody please post there to her Tumblr tag and pretend it's legit fanart.

No. 173695

>>173428
I don't think Bjork is Inuit at all. If you compare her features with Inuit people, they really don't look that similar. Plus, she's only ever said that she's Icelandic with a bit of Irish. Her features definitely look like the product of FAS to me.

It doesn't really matter though cuz she's the shit.

No. 173697

>>173695
Woops, meant to reply to >>173441

No. 173698

File: 1441233301496.gif (1.42 MB, 494x494, suzyintensifies.gif)


No. 173701

File: 1441233424006.jpg (77.22 KB, 1440x1080, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>173695

Yeah a lot of people have suspected that Bjork has FAS for a long time now and I'm definitely one of them.

She has like, every external symptom.

No. 173705

>>173698
LMAO HOLY SHIT.

A+++ ANON

No. 173711

>>173701
I always assumed Bjork had Inuit ancestory.

No. 173713

So did anyone else see that Suzy retweeted this obviously traced fanart?

https://twitter.com/swltrash/status/638633523180507136

She'll support art theft/tracing, but has no shame when she files a false DMCA.

No. 173732

>>173698
New banner, please.

No. 173736

File: 1441238056860.gif (1.59 MB, 300x291, the-shittening.gif)

i scared myself making this.

No. 173737

>>173736
I'M HAVING A FUCKING MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION LOOKING AT THIS

No. 173745

>>173701
FAS or not, she looks cute as fuck here

No. 173747

>>173745
Yeah I think she's pretty cute in general. She has a unique face that suits her well.
Unlike Suzy who just looks weird, but I think that's mostly her terrible makeup.

No. 173748

>>173701
That's possible. Bjork is 100 percent Icelandic, so……..

No. 173772

>>173736
>>173698
Holy shit I'm officially spooked by this woman's ugly mug, damn.

No. 173818

>>173694
Pls. I'm the artist but I wouldn't mind if someone else posted them.

No. 173835

File: 1441256543468.png (249.22 KB, 358x358, topkek.png)

>>173612
toppest kek

No. 173836

>>173661
>>173670
Oh my fucking sides. You are amazing, anon.

No. 173889

>>173661
>>173670
Sweet jesus, tweet these to her for the love of god. Don't let this gold be wasted.

No. 173914

>>173661
New Disney Villain

No. 174010

>>173283
She looks so similar to Arin here, with the upturned nose and the thin lips and the blobby chin/neck area. These two are going to have the most beautiful babies.

>>173698
>>173736
holy fucking shit anons

No. 174012

>>173736

I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKING HARD AT THIS

Like serious

my sides are in fucking space and they stopped thinking

No. 174013

>>174010
>>174010

yfw it was actually arin cross dressing as suzy

No. 174033

>>172985
I actually like this look on her. Much more flattering than >>170942

No. 174038

>>173736
JESUS CHRIST

No. 174040

>>173736
oh god please don't hurt me have mercy

No. 174121

>>173736
My fucking sides

She looks like a glitchy Sims character

No. 174223

File: 1441304615190.jpg (23.38 KB, 350x237, suuuzy.jpg)

YOU GUIZE, I FOUND THE ANIMAL EQUIV TO SUZY!!!

No. 174226

>>174223
MY SIDES hahahaha

No. 174232

>>174223
THIS IS A CUTE TIGER WITH DOWNS. SUZY IS AN ALIEN STRICKEN WITH AVARICE AND A HUNGER FOR NERD CUM

No. 174245

>>174223
): i think this tiger's dead now or something

No. 174249

>>174232
Downs is a human disease, this tiger is just inbred for the desired fur colour
Fake Facebook viral ~factZ~ will be the end of me

No. 174263

>>174223
This tiger died i believe. Shitty ass human beings kept inbreeding it to get a white tiger, but white tigers are a genetic issue, like when someone comes out albino.

People are assholes and the tiger came out with a mentally disorder similar to downs, but had issues breathing, walking, etc and didn't live very long or well.

No. 174286

>>174249
Oh my god really. My ninth grade bio teacher was doing a lesson on genetic disease and showed us that tiger and said it has down syndrome. did my teacher graduate from the university of facebook

No. 174293

>>174232
No. That tiger is not cute.

No. 174295

File: 1441313518444.jpg (194.24 KB, 900x771, f21969cf_b2ba41dc_3fa42be7.jpg)

>>174223
Stop right there you.
I can laugh at retarded humans all day, but animals is just a new low.
Don't disrespect the unfortunate existence of this poor innocent creature.
Here, have a komodo dragon instead.
It reminds me of Suzy because neither of them has a philtrum, without make up she looks like a weird scaly thing, and it drools poison than can kill you in 20 minutes or less, kind of like her videos…

No. 174299

File: 1441314312750.jpg (26.87 KB, 639x359, 1440597916649.jpg)

>>174295
So you have no sympathy for innocent humans who are born with deformaties and enjoy making fun of their unfortunate existances, but you can't handle someone making fun of a retarded animal?

No. 174301

>>174299
Not that anon, but I think they might of been saying that animals have no control if they are inbred and that's sad to mock them, but Suzy, in spite of having FAS is just a piece of shit, lying, scammer in general, so it's fine to go to town on her.

No. 174303

File: 1441314621462.jpg (10.92 KB, 424x335, jokeoveryourhead.jpg)


No. 174307

>>174299
Never heard of cynism?
I respect animals much more than people these days.

No. 174309

>>174307
I'm a hardcore animal lover, but ffs get over yourself. If you really knew shit about animals, you'd know most species are just as fucked up to each other if not significantly more so than humans are.

No. 174313

>>174307
I think you mean sarcasm lol

No. 174318

>>174309
Animals don't unapologetically scam each other on etsy

No. 174337

>>174307
what an edgy opinion, 2deeo4me

>>174318
animals don't have etsy. they shit in the woods.

No. 174340

>>174307
>>174318

I'm sorry but you seriously sound like a 13 year old going through their edgy 'misanthrope' phase

No. 174351

>>174337
>>174318
if they had etsy they'd totally scam each other if it meant survival

i guess you could argue suzy is doing that but she has arin's jewtube $$$$

No. 174357

>>174318
No, they eat their own young if they don't have enough money. Altruism is a human concept that MOSTLY exists within human society. Evolutionary behavioralist have several theories on why it's so predominant in humans opposed to other species.

>>174223
And I'm the one who posted this retarded tiger. It's hilarious and I'm sure that tiger was getting meats and not giving a shit if people, years later, make fun of him.


(I put money instead of resources in my original post. Too busy laughing at the jewtube comment.)

No. 174369

>>174340
Wow, edgy… That hurt me because reading that again I do sound 2edgy5u.
In my defense, I forgot to take my pills. Sorry.

No. 174433

File: 1441333219084.png (714.79 KB, 594x592, ?Suzy Berhow? (@mortemer) • In…)

Real talk there has to be something going on with her thyroid (I thought she was faking it because how the fuck do doctors get it wrong this long?) because her Instagram is showing thin Suzy and her videos (I know they film ahead of time) got her looking like a solid 225.

No. 174437

>>174433
This is from May of this year. But in this she just looks terrible. I know sometimes you can retain water but god damn.

No. 174438

File: 1441333480854.jpg (135.54 KB, 960x720, may7th.jpg)

>>174437
this is the picture

No. 174444

>>174438
Fatty one and two look like they were ps in.

No. 174447

>>174433

Hypothyroidism can only make you gain around 10-20 lbs max, it cannot magic fat onto your body from thin air. She is eating too much.

No. 174487

>>174447
I wonder if she binges and purges.

No. 174526

>>170942
what's wrong with her face

No. 174594

>>174438
Someone tell pube face to brush his teeth

No. 174613

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I remember going through her IG awhile ago and I found this picture of her and I love it

No. 174627

>>174613
Yeah, it's been posted here before.
Everyone agreed she looks immensely better.
Minimal eye make-up + volume in your hair, Suzy.
Those two things could improve your appearance tenfold.
(though shedding a few kilos wouldn't do any harm either).

No. 174678

>>174438
hehe barry ;)

No. 174698


No. 174702

>>174438
I actually really like Holly's hair in that style. Also isnt the guy in the red shirt one of the Normal Boots guys who also appeared on their channel? Or is that not him (I'm sorry I only know ProJared and Jontron)

I was trying to find it but I remember this coming up before anyways
https://instagram.com/p/xcChF2HzC5/
The post in which she says her and markiplier look alike
https://instagram.com/p/xa51cMnzEX/
The one where she says they're siblings

obviously both were not meant to be serious but eh

No. 174735

>>174698
I don't know who this is, but I just scrolled past this and needed to voice how absolutely terrifying I think it is.

No. 174737

>>174627

Hell even if she JUST stopped lining the inner corner she would look a billion times better

No. 174739

>>174698
So this "fawn" tutorial is basically her normal makeup except with more eyeliner where it doesn't belong. Thanks Suzy.

No. 174754

>I don't really go in the sun so I don't need spf.

She's kidding…right?

No. 174765

>>174754
Doesn't she life in FUCKING CALIFORNIA

No. 174770

>>174765

Pretty sure she does.

I'm a socal anon, and we are having a hell of heatwave right now too. While I don't go out of my way to walk around in the sun unless I need to, I always put on spf in the mornings.

No. 174781

File: 1441391216256.jpg (115.02 KB, 1263x790, IMG_20150904_142610.jpg)

tfw you don't have a philtrum

No. 174798

>>174702
Yeah, that's Jirard from the Completionist.

No. 174799

>>174754
Well then, that explains why her skin looks like utter shit without make-up on.
She'll pay the full price for that in a few years to come.

No. 174800

File: 1441393812322.jpg (90 KB, 540x404, 1439026262653.jpg)

>>174781
Ooooh girl

No. 174804

>>174781
>>174799

She has a lot of dark spots on her face and shoulders, potential sunspots? Suzy looks naturally pale, so I'm honestly surprised she doesn't use spf religiously, sun damage always seem to look worse on people with fairer complexions.

No. 174808

>>174433
Do you really think its thyroid issues though? My mom has had thyroid problems for a number of years and she hasn't gained any weight from it, quite the opposite actually. But she eats healthy and exercises on a daily basis.

This video was posted in the last thread and at somepoint Arin is asked if they've done anything interesting while in Texas, and he just goes on and on about the food that he's eaten. He was listing some major junk foods and it sounded like he was eating them multiple times a day. So if she eats anything like he does then she's just a fatty using her thyroid as a convenient excuse.

No. 174810

>>174808
Starts at 31:10

No. 174849

>>174808
Usually when you have a thyroid problem you need to be a little more mindful with what you eat and exercise a little more, it's not so horrible a problem that you turn into a landwhale immediately once you have it.

No. 174870

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No. 174891

>>174870
Yeah this shits been around for 2 years now I think? Probably longer but a couple years ago it exploded and suddenly there were little tumblrinas and make up "gurus" giving this tutorial.

No. 174913

>>174627
haha eurofag

No. 174944

>>174754
Suzy should really give that volumizing mousse a try because her hair is always so painfully limp and flat.

No. 175012

>>174698
Bitch went full tumblr now.
Next she's going to make a tutorial about flower crowns.

No. 175137


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No. 175146


No. 175183

Not even from Europe (there're other countries that use kg) but even if I were I don't see how that's laughable or worth pointing out.
Not everyone on here is from the US, anon…not even close.
Stop trying so hard, bud.

No. 175198

>>175183

Preach it anon. Only 3 countries in the world still use the outdated Imperial system. The metric system actually makes sense compared to the cluster fuck that is the imperial.

No. 175205

>>175183
Whoops, dumb moment; totally forgot to quote the post I was replying to, which was >>174913
>>175198
Exactly. Anon was basically saying
>haha you live in one of the many countries that use a more modern and efficient system of measurement, what a faggot

No. 175211

>>174808
whenever i travel, i like to eat new foods too. but these guys need to learn portion control.

No. 175276

https://instagram.com/p/7PNSJEHzHp/

But she's trying you guys

No. 175279

>>175276
Ffs, this is what we're talking about when we say she's using her 'thyroid' as an excuse and is actually so fat because she eats like shit.
I love the implication that there were multiple layers of donuts…she's complaining but there's still four left, wtf???
She's such a fucking fatass. Put your thyroid card away, Suzy. How dare you try and play that shit and post this at the same time.

No. 175282

File: 1441479986028.png (693.18 KB, 934x596, MUH THYROID!!.png)

>>175276
Also please cap as well as link next time, anon. For convenience.

No. 175306

>>174702

Like maybe sort of as kids? But then with child proportions most people look sort of similar. But as adult no way in hell do they look related.

No. 175319

File: 1441483340124.png (331.38 KB, 525x425, Untitled.png)

>>174698

Is just me or does her chest area look very red and irritated?

No. 175323

File: 1441483619151.png (751.95 KB, 1102x368, suz.png)

>that tangent between the eyebrow and eyeliner
>ugggggh no why its killing me

No. 175329

>>175319
Arin suckin too hard on those titties.
The lack of color of her bottom lip makes her chin look super long.

No. 175330

>>175319
god that looks so bad i can't even

No. 175331

>>175329
At first I thought that was chest hair or something lmao.

No. 175332

>>175331
Yeah or maybe she was scratching donut crumbs off of her.

No. 175333

>>175319
Yeah, it looks pretty rashy. She probably gets acne on her chest but it's hard to judge from that picture.
I've also figured out why her chest looks so broad and canvas-like; it's a combination of her having small boobs with no visible cleavage and also that her collarbones don't protrude in the slightest. They're totally invisible and tucked away under all that pudge. They weren't even visible when she was thin either.
I know all people are built differently and blah blah, but it looks so odd to me. She has to many features that are strange-looking, too smoothed out or simply not there.
>>175323
Wow, you can really see the intensity of the contour from that angle in the left pic.
She looks fucking dirty, jesus.
>>175332
Actually cackled.

No. 175351

>>175319
she looks retarded

No. 175355

>>175351
more so than usual

No. 175381

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is it just me or does she look better here?
probably because she's wearing something that doesn't look like complete fucking garbage. imo she'd look a lot better if she didn't wear flare jeans, an ugly hoodie and those ugly ass shirts.

lots of shop on her face probs, but she'd do a complete 180 if she got a bob cut, bangs and had on more feme clothes.

No. 175384

>>175381
Her make up also doesn't look crazy.

She should wear waist clinching things more often

No. 175416

>>172376
>small minds discuss people
lmao that's like everyone on this site

No. 175418

>>175319
This makeup makes her look even more like a cow than she already does.

No. 175442

>>175381
Suzy, I think I found the reason for your weight "problem"

No. 175453

>>175381
>those roots
I also think lightening up her hair color would help. Doesn't her sister have reddish hair? I think that would work. She could even keep her streak.

No. 175506

>>174433
Is she wearing flared jeans under that dress?

Also, bitch is fat. She might have a medical issues, but it wouldnt make her gain over 50 pounds.

No. 175507

>>174438
>Ross and Holly are qts
>lardos on the left
>Suzy is still as trashy as ever

No. 175508

>>174798
Jfc, he's huge. Why are fat men socially accepted? Whale needs to lose weight. He looks pregnant.

No. 175509

>>174870
ngl Promise phan's tutorial of the chesire cat looks pretty cool.

No. 175511

>>175381
and this is why you're fat.

No. 175513

>>175508
jirard is cool as fuck, he's a genuinely sweet person. i don't give a fuck if he's a land whale, that personality is attractive as hell. i'd rather bang a whale than suzy.

No. 175543

>>175282
wtf is that bacon on a donut?

No. 175763

can we talk about how annoying suzy was in the new episode? holy shit.

No. 175778

>>175763
I had no idea what the heck you were talking about at first. The first half she was fine but after the five min mark she would not shut the fuck up.

No. 175782

>>175778
yeah; you're right. other than her sucking, she wasn't annoying aside from her banshee screams.

No. 175787

>>175778
Wow basic platforming is soooo hard.

No. 175795

File: 1441574759883.png (819 KB, 1366x768, Screenshot (348).png)

do all girls look like this without makeup

No. 175797

File: 1441574853691.png (975.8 KB, 965x643, suzy5.PNG)

Suzy is not Mexican.
Suzy has nothing to do with Mexican culture or celebrations.
Suzy is going to monetize a video appropriating Mexican culture.
Suzy is scum.

Sidenote, I'm excited to see her fumble her way through trying to explain what Dia de los Muertos is about and half-ass read the wikipedia article, pretending she's celebrated it all her life.

No. 175801

>>175797
the comments made me so pissed.
i was surprised her ignorant ass didn't say halloween, but i'm curious to see how her racist ass deals with this tutorial.
i loathe suzy even more now

No. 175803

>>175797

why does everyone do these sugar skull looks now? why did it get so popular

No. 175804

>>175803
cos they're a bunch of lazy white people who think it's cool and spoopy to do sugar skulls

No. 175805

>>175803
Because white girls think it's just "Mexican Halloween" and have no idea what the real holiday is about. Also it's easy YT money, taking a concept that already exists and making bank off a dime a dozen "makeup tutorial". (See also: her fawn makeup)

No. 175807

>>175803
because if done right, they look beautiful.

>>175797
>>175801
>>175804
>>175805

the tumblrstat is on full blast in this thread, jesus christ

No. 175808

>>175797
In a recent loot crate video she and Arin got Los Pollos Hermanos aprons from breaking bad and I was losing my shit at her pronouncing the Ls in pollos

No. 175811

>>175807
how does getting tired of nasty ass white girls making fun of a sacred holiday make me tumblr lmfao? i hate sjw shit but this is legit one thing that annoys me.

No. 175816

>>175808
I had to look it up and now I'm wishing I didn't.

https://youtu.be/yOnXgJwyfN8?t=209

Arin fucking pronounces it correctly and he dropped out of high school.

No. 175817

>>175807

Amen. Fucking hell, so many people triggered in this thread

No. 175819

>>175817
have fun being one of the first people to do the tutorial whenever it comes out

No. 175820

>>175807
>>175817
Because Suzy is a white ass girl turning a Mexican holiday into a Halloween costume and profiting from it. And also lying, pretending she actually celebrates the holiday.
She's racist scum. Why would you defend her anon :^)

No. 175821

>>175811
you might as well be getting your panties in a bunch over someone wearing a crucifix even though they aren't particularly religious.

also
>"nasty ass white girls"
>not tumblr

lmao good 1

No. 175823

>>175820
suzy is an obnoxious cunt for a million reasons
but if you're getting this worked up over her appropriating a holiday, you need to rethink your life lol

No. 175824

>>175823
i bet you secretly jerk off to her greasy face anon-san

No. 175826

>>175824
lupe, why aren't you doing my dishes
what do you think i pay you 3 dollars an hour for
:^(

No. 175827

>>175826
i can't do them, bill, i'm too busy thinking of how you rub your chode to snoozy )):

No. 175830

>>175827
>had to google what snoozy is
>bunch of pictures of campers

i don't understand, lupe

No. 175834

File: 1441577954202.png (1.11 MB, 948x614, mykie.PNG)

This will be the whole Mykie sitaution all over again oh boy.
I can't WAIT til Suzy rants about how people are being racist to her for being white.

No. 175835

Most of it looks like those temporary tattoos you put on, anyways.
Love the victim complex though.

No. 175838

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>>175835
Woops I forgot to add the file

No. 175839

>>175835
It really is, she just made a tumblr post trying to guilt trip people over it. She's so sad now you guys :^(((((((((((((((

http://flapflaps.tumblr.com/post/128511884487/i-was-really-excited-to-share-this-tutorial-with

No. 175841

>>175838
>I don’t understand where the line is on cultural appropriation and cultural APPRECIATION. Sharing a culture is how you make it live on and not die out

According to Suzy, Mexican culture is dying and needs white girls like her to save it by shitty makeup tutorials.

No. 175844

did she really just delete her instagram or did she just block me omg?

No. 175845

>>175844
She deleted the original photo, but the picture is still up on her tumblr.

http://flapflaps.tumblr.com/post/128507747092/more-tutorials-coming-i-have-always-lived-and

No. 175849

>>175845
SHE REALLY DID IT
SHE REALLY BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM
this is funny as fuck

No. 175854

>>175839
>>it’s teaching the CORRECT ways of day of the dead and not perpetuating the incorrect fallacies that people tend to think of.

And Suzy, a non-Mexican, is the authority on how Day of the Dead should be celebrated by uninspired white girls looking for likes and validation on insta?

No. 175857

>>175849
What did you do to make her block you?
Just wondering haha

No. 175862

>>175857
i told her 'do you ever get tired of pretending to be the victim'

No. 175866

File: 1441580811427.png (666.03 KB, 603x561, Sparksy (@sparksygrams) • Inst…)

I really do think she has a binge and purge problem. There is no way even with ps she looks like this in natural light but like the queen of ham in some of the unboxings.

No. 175876

>>175819
>>175820


>You disagree with me therefore you must like Suzy


No, I just don't give a shit about "OMG CULTURAL APPROPRIATION". Go make a tumblr post about it if you want people to agree she's "omg so racist" just for doing a stupid, ugly looking "makeup tutorial"

She does plenty of stuff that's retardedly funny and actually worth talking about. Stop looking for an excuse to laugh at her and still feel like you're morally superior. This is the whole "A-Logging" bullshit all over again.

No. 175882

>>175876
Please enlighten us

No. 175890

>>175866
She always looks worse in video than photos. Maybe because of her ~modeling~ training she knows how to pose or position to look better? I don't think she purges. She's just photogenic.

No. 175893

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No. 175894

>>175882

Oh, come on. Literally all I'm saying is gb2 tumblr if you're gonna get mad about people thinking you're a tard for whining about ~cultural appropriation~

No. 175905

Aren't we (collectively but not everyone) the ones who laugh at Tumblrinas when they cry cultural appropriation, but when a snowflake does it its wrong??
I'm seeing a lot of hypocrisy on this site recently. Either that, or their is a lot of new people who doesn't understand the concept of making fun of people and try to take a moral high ground. Or I just never noticed them until such topics came out. Either one works.

Anyways, the makeup is 'meh' at best and is like any other average sugar skull tutorial. Dime in a dozen.

And it's cultural appropration because it came from Mexico? Welp, that means we Americans (since Suzy is Mexican, don't tell me that I'm Americentric when the person in question is American)can't enjoy almost anything.
She didn't claim the ethnic group, and she didn't pretend non Mexicans made it.

No. 175910

>>175905
Or maybe this website has tons of contributors involved that don't belong to one single hivemind?

Let me just say, talking shit about Suzy, let alone anyone on this site, doesn't put anyone on "higher moral ground", if anything it does the opposite. I know personally I'm not here to feed my own ego or feel some sort of reassurance/boost of self esteem. I can't speak for every one though.

What is specifically wrong with what Suzy just did was the fact that she is not Mexican (just listening to Suzy speak Spanish made me want to scream), and has never celebrated Dia de Los Muertos in her life, yet thinks she is keeping the culture "alive" through some makeup tutorial. I also take issue that she's turning calaveras into a Halloween costume and profiting off of it via YouTube ads.

Suzy fucked up, and is now trying to manipulate the situation so she's the victim.

This also isn't the first time Suzy has fucked up with someone else's culture. Suzy basically fetishizes everything Japanese, dresses up as a Geisha every time she's in Japan, and doesn't correct people when they think she's Japanese (or some form of east Asian). She even goes to the length of comparing pictures of herself and Markiplier (who is half Korean) saying that they are practically siblings, thus further tricking fans into believing she's Asian.

Suzy is white. She's not Mexican, and she's certainly not Asian. I don't care that she's white, I care that she desperately tries to be something else, flat out lies to the internet, and makes money off of cultures that she's not apart of. She's a total scam artist. Just look at her etsy, christ. This isn't just about about Suzy "appreciating" culture, it's about easy money.

ALL of her makeup tutorials for Halloween are uninspired and lazy, and I'm positive we won't see any improvements in the future.

No. 175914

>>175910
Did you miss the part when I said not everybody? So I'm not able to say that I can see a genral pattern in this sight?

Anyway, many people haven't celebrated holidays before talking about it, wearing facial paint, or just practicing what they read. That's just how stuff works. If some people see something that they like, researched or not, they'll copy it.
As I said, she didn't claim the culture or anything, and seriously?
She has never said she was Spanish/Latina. If she has, I want to see and I'll take It back.
It pissed you off when she spoke Spanish? So no one who is seriously learning the language can speak it? She never claimed to be learning the language.

Shes not taking anything from that holiday what so ever. And is just doing a tutorial on it, I honestly don't see anything wrong with it.

With the Japanese thing, I'm pretty iffy about that since we all know she's a major weeb, but if her fans want to believe she's Asian and her looks are not a production of her FAS well so be it.
But I don't want a say in that since I have no proof of her family ancestry.
(copy and pasted so I can eaten since the discussion is pretty OT.)

No. 175919

>>175838
Thanks guys I wanted to see how shitty she was going to do this.

No. 175943

File: 1441592685011.png (183.25 KB, 574x520, stupid naive poc's.png)

>>175854
do ya seriously think we mexicans are so sensitive, ignorant and delicate that we can't let others enjoy our culture??? Uh? Is that what you're trying to say?
"Dun look at them Mexicanos they'll get maaad!"
Stop with yer white guilt darling, Dia de los Muertos is supposed to be a fiesta, a celebration in honor of those fortunate souls that are gone and don't have to deal with your ~cultural appropiashum~ bullshit anymore, jeez, exposure is a good think in culture, the more people celebrate and acknowledge it, the better, get your head out of your ass.
Of all the shitty things Suzy has done, this is fucking inoffensive. A shame that she didn't upload the video fearing the Tumblr backlash tho. Fucking coward.

No. 175945

>>174299
that anon is retarded lol

No. 175947

>>175795
only the ones that have a shitty skincare routine and cake on makeup instead of trying to solve their skin problems

No. 175949

>>175947
Also the ones who have FAS

No. 175950

>>175947
Her skin doesn't look terrible or anything…

No. 175952

File: 1441593713553.jpg (614.76 KB, 1536x2048, Alien Isolation HD.jpg)

>>175950
Are you blind? It looks greasy as fuck.
Also the acne scars are pretty noticeable on that gargantuan forehead of hers.

No. 175954

>>175952
It looked fine in the screencap eh, guess not

No. 175959

>>175952
It's fixable, it's going to take time and self control (diet and sticking to a better care routine) but it can get fixed.

No. 175962

>>175959
This is an old photo from years ago, she got worse since then.
Like, know she looks like this >>170981 and that's with make up on.

No. 175963

>>175959
Homegirl can't even stick to a good diet for her thyroid problem.

No. 175965

>>175952
i zoomed in and i saw mustache and nose hair
closes tab slowly

No. 175968

>>175778
We demo this game at my local game store and it's so much fucking fun but watching them play is painful.

No. 175969

>>175513
He would be more attractive if he lose 50 pounds. He's nearing morbid obesity and won't live too long in that weight spectrum.

No. 175992

>>175795
Go outside more. You can leave your basement and see more actual women, most who dont wear makeup and look fine.

No. 175993

>>175803
It got popular because LA.

No. 175995

>>175838
Why cant she tell the truth and just said she likes the sugarskull makeup and wants to try it?? Why does she have to lie and say she loves mexico and appreciate the culture. That's the only part that annoys me. I don't care if Suzy is white or from LA, but she's just a liar. Just say she thinks it looks cool and wants to try it. Nothing wrong with that.

No. 175996

>>175838
>the correct ways to do it. not the fallacies you see online

This bitch.. Wow..

No. 175997

>>175839
Well, it's gone now. thanks for not screencapping it

No. 175999

>>175943
I like you.

No. 176002


No. 176003

>>176002
Whoa, thanks. I didn't want to miss Suzy's breakdown.

No. 176006

>>175876
Amen, anon

No. 176010

>>175838


This is probably the most sane thing I've seen Suzy say. Yes shes probably a huge liar and the video would have been hilarious to see. But this part of tumblr with all the -cultural appropriation- is such a huge fucking mess.

>at least she isn't dressing as Mexican or something, like with a sombrero and taco or some racist shit

No. 176013

Idk, her whipping out CULTURAL APPRECIATION is funny but blatantly inaccurate. I have a feeling the video will be nothing but her half assedly reading a Wikipedia article, slopping eyeliner on her face and trying to convince people that she's NOT doing this because 1) it'll make a quick buck and get views and 2) she wants to seem spoopy by liking STUFF RELATED TO DEATH SO GAWTH.

You can appreciate Day of the Dead and what it means even if you're white, but she's really not and if you had to use the term "cultural appropriation" I guess it would make sense in this case. She's just doing it to make money and seem cool, not because she actually is interested in or has respect for it.

No. 176018

File: 1441600592053.jpg (34.84 KB, 640x242, image.jpg)

People legitimately believe Suzy's Asian / half Asian lmao

No. 176022

>>176018
jfc. That's so offensive to actual asian people. Suzy's skin and hair are greasy af.

No. 176032

>>176018
This person is pretty much saying that FAS = Asian features which is really hilarious but also really shitty lmao
also where does this person live in they think Suzy looks so ~exotic~? Staten Island? Alabama???

No. 176036

File: 1441606591697.jpg (22.09 KB, 600x299, fff.jpg)

>>176032

Like I vaguely understand where people get this assumption? Because her none existent nose bridge and the lack of those eye creases. But personally I've never thought she looked Asian at all.

No. 176037

File: 1441606725137.jpg (338.87 KB, 1275x1257, image.jpg)

Ok but are we not going to talk about this? Arin looks like the fucking Burns alien. Does he wear circle lenses too now?

No. 176038

>>176037
In aillis you can enlarge features like eyes which is probably what Suzy did editing this pic

No. 176041

>>176036
I guess she could look like a Finn? They're white but with some asian from a long time ago so they sometimes have those features. She definitely doesn't look asian in any modern way though not even mixed

No. 176076

>>176041

I think so too! We have many people here with features like her.

No. 176090

>>176010
>at least she isn't dressing as Mexican or something, like with a sombrero and taco or some racist shit
Amen! People are just being fucking irrational for the sake of shitting on her. Seriously of all the nasty sketchy shit she has done, this is fucking mild.

No. 176091

>>175952
Super Make up guru, everybody…

No. 176203

How can people think she is asian?

No. 176217

>>176037
>A Burns alien
rofl! I'm dying.

No. 176218


No. 176219

>>176203
Because she's grasping for straws just as they are. She never denies the asian accusations, just kind of laughs it off.

No. 176220

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>>176203
Because she does shit like this.

No. 176222

File: 1441647711551.png (1.01 MB, 969x629, szy.PNG)

>>176220
And this.

No. 176224

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>>176222
But especially this.

No. 176230

>>175943
I wasn't getting at her cultural appropriation or whataver or even the offence it could cause, I was getting at the fact that she thinks she's all of a sudden extremely knowledgable about something that she, most likely, is not that knowledgable about. It's her unwarranted arrogance I was trying to point out. Calm the fuck down!

No. 176234

>>176222
>>176220
Mark must be creeped out by this, surely…I mean holy fuck.
She didn't even write it in a way that it seems like a joke; hence people's comments taking it seriously and being shocked.
>Sibling time with my brother
>See the family resemblance?
>in front of the same background for school photos
She knows that sentence implies they went to the same school as siblings.
It's seriously creepy of her though.
I bet she didn't even correct them or comment saying "I was just joking guys!".
Even if she did she still initially insinuated with the pictures that she's Asian by comparing herself to a half-Korean man.
She wants people to think she's Asian so bad.

No. 176247

>>176224
To be fair this is a service you can get done in Kyoto iirc. You pay for people to dress you up like this, and it's probably fine as long as you're being respectful. Knowing how Arin and Suzy are huge weebs tho they probably got off on this so eh.

No. 176263

>>176224
I thought that was Arin at first.

No. 176273

>>176224
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!!! A WHITE GIRL CANNOT WEAR THIS!!!!!!!!!

No. 176278

>>176037
I'm not sure why, but the fact she does that dramatic winged eyeliner ALL THE TIME pisses me off.

Maybe it helps her feel like she is truly part asian like her long lost sibling markiplier

No. 176310

>>176247
This. Most (non racist) japanese people are okay with outsiders trying on traditional clothing if its done correctly, to the point there are services to tie the kimono/yutaka properly and do the make up. Is not a big deal as some people want to make it seem.

No. 176318

>>176224
This makeup really emphasizes how inbred she looks.

There's just so much real estate on her face. Especially between her nose and mouth and between her eyes.

No. 176373

File: 1441661458380.webm (4.51 MB, 768x576, TOPKEK.webm)

>>175952
>Filename
Holy shit my sides, fucking beautiful

No. 176419

She can't spell and is barely articulate, is she actually retarded?

No. 176429

>>176220
Poor Markiplier. He doesn't need to be dragged into this. He seems like a really nice guy.

No. 176430

>>176224
Wow. Wow. Is she seriously one of those people who thinks life would be better, easier if she was Asian? she's disgusting and she really is fetishizing a race and culture.

No. 176446

>>172713
someone should let nintendo know cuz nintendo is super uptight about keeping all of their content kid friendly.

>>173661
careful, anon. you don't wanna drink so much that your kid has fas.

No. 176478

You know what would suck? Worse case, she leaves Aaron for Mark cuz Mark is getting more popular

No. 176480

>>176478
Mark is too good of a person to run off with Suzy tbh, and too attractive for ayy lmao.
If anyone would hit up Suzy post-divorce, it'd be Barry. He seems to be like Suzy's personal assistant and the only person not tired of her bullshit.

No. 176481

>>176478
or if Arin left her for Mark

No. 176489

>>176478
>implying anyone will want Suzy besides the one guy that she knew when she was jail bait.
If they do get divorced she will talk about how terrible the marriage was. How he would abuse her or not care enough for her.
Barry might still work with her but hitting her up for sex. I doubt it.
Heads up the average relationship of a marriage is 15.9 years including courtship. So what we got like what 3-5 years left?

No. 176490

>>176480
Mark is absolutely disgusting and ugly, I would barely even pity duck him, and that's with him being famous.

No. 176497

This got Suzys forehead on point.

No. 176500

^Same Anon.

It's also pretty much like every GG episode

No. 176521

>>171376
Those mirrors look just like charlotte that cam chicks room mirrors. Maybe Suzy is a fan of her as well? I just remember seeing that big black mirror.

No. 176526

>>176490
Curious, why do you think he's disgusting?
Ugly? well that's just personal preference. He isn't my type, but he isn't an eyesore imo.

No. 176535

>>176521
That mirror is from walmart, Charms has similar ones but she at least used to have class.

No. 176536

>>176521
I have one anon, I got mine from Wal Mart. It was less than a whopping $20 iirc….

No. 176539

>>176446
I don't want to bring another Suzy into this world so don't worry
>>176489
Yeahhh this for sure. Mark is waaay out of her league, not just in looks, but also in being a decent person as far as I know. I've watched KKG eps where they play games together and their chemistry is really awkward. You can tell Suzy is eager to spend time with him and you can read that as you like, but Mark just doesn't seem like he's into hanging out with her.
Also I would love to see the Grumps drama become like The Room with Arin yelling about how he never hit Suzy
>oh hi danny

No. 176546

>>176535
>>176521

Point is they both did that same whole wall of mirror thing and they are both "gothic"

No. 176555

>>175820
She does so much shit that's sacreligious for so many different cultures and you choose this one to get fanny flustered about?

See:
-Making cheapo inaccurate rosaries and using them for decoration instead of prayer
-sticking hamsas on rosaries and other weird shit that doesn't make any sense
-crosses everywhere
-uses the bodies of dead things to decorate shit

"Mexican" isn't a race, it's a nationality, one that's growing in size in the US and its culture is starting to mingle with US culture. New cultures are seen as "cool" and "unique" to younger people. Of course tumblrites will want to celebrate this instead of boring old patriarchalcisheterowhitenonotherkin halloween, it's not a surprise.

No. 176557

>>176535
ngl, it's a cute mirror. Thanks for saying where it's from.

No. 176558

>>176555
Haha, so much this.

No. 176564

>>175838
Its those fucking hottopic tats you get for this. SMH this bitch couldn't even do the makeup for it.

No. 176568

>>176489
>Heads up the average relationship of a marriage is 15.9 years including courtship. So what we got like what 3-5 years left?

I read here it was much longer. Apparently it's between 25-40 years NOT including courtship.

http://www.quora.com/What-is-the-average-length-of-an-American-marriage

Maybe Suzy and Arin will get divorced but I hardly think you could consider them an average couple or use average statistics. I think we might have to wait until Game Grumps dies down before we see a divorce. I wouldn't hold my breath.

No. 176569

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>>175943
Bless. But don't go saying that on tumblr.

No. 176571

>>176564
I knew something looked fishy about the texture of that 'makeup.' She goes on a rant about educating people about Mexican culture and the day of the dead and she seriously just buys face stickers from hot topic?

No. 176624

>>176564
I also thought they looked suspiciously like fake tattoos.
What the fuck, seriously though? That's pathetic. How was she going to turn that into a make-up tutorial when all she did was slap on some temporary tattoos and fill in around her eye with black eye shadow? Is she joking?
She's so fucking lazy and it aggravates me that she thought this would be a sufficient and worthy tutorial where she's actually teaching people something with her own skills (!).
Y'know, I'm thinking she planned to never actually make a tutorial video to upload, knew she would get comments about 'cultural appropriation' and she just wanted it to seem by the Instagram picture that she did it all herself with make-up.
There's just no way you could make a tutorial out of that.

No. 176844

>>176624
I wouldn't put it past her to pull a stunt like this just to stir shit up. At the same time, though, I don't doubt that she's both stupid and uncreative enough to think slapping on temporary tattoos would make for a good tutorial.

No. 177149

>>176624
"Hey YouTube, it's Mortem3r! Today I'm going to show you this awesome new tutorial for Dia de los Muertos! As you guys know I am a huge fan of all things to do with the dead and occult (and everything edgy), so I thought I'd show you this awesome and easy makeup tutorial. Here's how to put some on some temporary tattoos. I got these from Hot Topic and I can't recommend these enough to you guys. Then after I do that, I just take this huge brush and blacken my eyes. Ta-da! Now you're ready for the Day of the Dead too! (I won't be because I don't actually care about Mexican culture besides their food)"

No. 177156

>>177149
Not enough amazings thrown in there.

No. 177181

Suzy is kind of notorious for "Look at this make up I did!!" on IG and then either throwing a tantrum because it's not good (as in, she didn't get enough asspats) or the recording "failed."

No. 177197

>>175838

Lol @ cultural appreciation. God, could Suzy ever get out of her teen try-hard phase? She has such a…white person view on culture. She acts like a child claiming that all cultures need to SHAAARE. Oh the entitlement.

Anyways, half of my family lives in Mexico and I don't think any of them would think twice about Dia del los muertos "appropriation" stuff. They're all practicing catholics so to many Mexicans, the day is something incredibly different to what tumblrinas think. Usually, family will light a candle, say a prayer or visit a grave. If white girls wanna paint themselves up and act like they're suddenly so in tune with sacred spirits they certainly can without offending many Mexicans. We honestly aren't as private as Native Americans (whose ceremonies come with repercussions if viewed by outsiders). Dia Del Los Muertos in my family is merely like a happier version of a funeral reception where you eat and talk about your loved ones. There's nothing exotic about it. Most activists who complain about the commercialization of the holiday are usually third generations who don't really practice the day traditionally anyways. They're just finding another reason to be mad at whitey. The day is pretty inclusive of all people as long as you can honor the ones you love that have passed on.

It's like what many Japanese think about weaboos obsession with Geishas. It's not really offensive when a girl is in costume; it's offensive when a white girl thinks the most valuable think about Japanese culture (rich in Shinto and Buddhist traditions) is being a rich man's prostitute. If you truly want to appreciate Mexican culture, don't pick and choose the gaudiest representation with zero context and expect people to take you seriously when you say you've always practiced it. You're only offending others because you look like a clown, not because you're stealing anything important from the culture.

No. 177198

>>177197
>Geisha
>prositute
Your entire post fell apart right there.

No. 177199

>>177197
Thank you. People screaming about cultural appreciation being done wrong or whatever gets on my nerves. Like what you said most people arent bothered by it.She put on fancy make up, that is all

No. 177203

>>177198
lol @ the myth that Geishas didn't have sex with their clients. A man isn't going to hire a beautiful unknown woman so she can ramble off about poetry and play a flute for him. Japanese culture was much different from Western culture. The idea that no sex took place was only for good form. For god sakes, they at least admitted to selling a woman's virginity. It's documented that plenty of sex took place and the idea that it did not was only a front for perceived modesty. Once again, another Western romanticized idea of Eastern culture.

No. 177207

>>177203
Having sex with clients =/= Prostitution
From what I understand, the sexual aspect is/was purely secondary to the actual practice and it'd be retarded to just call them "rich men's prostitutes".
>"le romanticization maymay, you just don't understand nipponese culture!!!"
Yeah, nah.

No. 177211

>>177203
>>177203

They were highly educated in the art of music and language and politics, and not paid to sell their bodies. Stop acting like you know shit when you don't.

No. 177215

>>177207
money in exchange for eventual sex…hmm I wish they had a word for that…OH YEAH IT'S CALLED PROSTITUTION. Just because Geishas provided the full girlfriend experience doesn't make the sex for money any less significant. They weren't your average brothel sex worker, but they were sex workers. There's a reason why Geishas were only women. Don't be so naive. They were groomed in fine arts and intellectual studies because they were meant to service the nobility.

U must b mad and u must be white, bro. It's always white bitches that go around acting like Geishas were such a noble profession. There's a lot of interesting shit about Japanese history. Pick up a fucking book, kid, instead of watching your Memoirs of a Geisha dvd.

No. 177216

>>176624
>>177149
I like Holly's personality a hell of a lot more than Suzy's, but she's guilty of this too

>How to Make Easy Soy Candles

># 1: buy a kit
># 2: follow instructions included in kit
># 3: soy candles!

No. 177218

>>177215
I'm Hispanic actually and I'm damn sure I'm older and more intelligent than you. You're pathetic. Never saw that shit movie either.

No. 177220

>>177216
Yeah, I never understood this whole "Buy a thing and read instructions!"
If you're going to advertise making a home made gift, it should be more home made.

No. 177221

>>177215
Why are you bringing up race, you dumb cunt?

No. 177223

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>>177215
>u mad cuz u white
>white bitches
>kid

don't be so angry anon, it's just a forum on the internet

No. 177225

>>177215
>There's a reason why Geishas were only women.
…The first geisha were men. They were called Taikomochi.
With every post, you expose yourself as more and more retarded.
And I'm not white at all, I'm a black girl. I'm just not a fucking idiot like you. Please go.
>"M-M-Memoirs of A Geisha"
Stop projecting. Nobody here cares about that shit movie except you and PT.

No. 177226

>>177225
Haha. This bitch is dumb. Let's just ignore her anon. She's been proven wrong by several people already. Don't want the thread derailing.

No. 177227

>>177215
>It's always white bitches that go around acting like Geishas were such a noble profession
What the fuck are you babbling about?
Go home.

No. 177229

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No. 177230

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>Winged eyeliner
>"Strong eyebrows and smokey eye"
>"Makeup of the day"
You mean makeup of every fucking day.

No. 177231

>>177230
she always takes selfies in flattering angles and lighting, so why can't she translate that to her videos?

No. 177232

>>177231
I guess it's hard to suck in her gut and hold a flattering angle for longer than a few seconds for a selfie.
She seems to have kind of shit Quasimodo-esque posture when she's sitting in her videos too which adds to her looking like a fat slob.
She looks better in >>177230 than in her videos but she kind of looks trans, kek.

No. 177234

>>177232
Like she does for a selfie*

No. 177235

>>177230
She never does anything different! She is the Queen of basics.

No. 177237

>>177230
Whoa, her eyebrows look super sloppy.

No. 177240

>>177235
Right? I mean, honestly there's nothing really wrong with doing your make-up similarly all the time if you're comfortable with it and aren't big on changing or experimenting but you can't do the paint same shit on your face every single day and call yourself a ~beauty guru~ and think you're good enough to produce make-up tutorials that are all similar bar the outrageous ones that no one will actually do on themselves (eg. the retarded deer one and even that one had the same fucking Cleopatra cat eye bullshit).

No. 177241

>>177240
Can't paint the same shit on*
Sorry I'm retarded.

No. 177242

>>177240
I think the worst part is she has money and sponsors (I think with Lush?), so she can do better and try new styles with makeup, but she doesn't even bother to.

No. 177338

>>177230
Her eyebrows look so badddd. They usually look sharper than this. She literally does the same thing every fucking day, how is she getting worse?

No. 177355

>>177240
i totally agree. if someone wants to have their own style or not wear any makeup at all, that's their own decision. however, i think if Suzy wants to have her own youtube channel and present herself as a makeup guru, she is opening herself up to criticism.

No. 177366

>>177237
>>177338
I know, I mean they never look that great and always look very obviously drawn on but this is a bit of a new low in terms of the effort she put into them to at least look passable.
What is that huge chunk not filled in on her left brow (our right) towards the tail?
I've noticed her leave it like that before, it's all jagged and looks fucking terrible.
"Beauty Guru", jfc.

No. 177371

This is a year old but still lulzy.

>"GLAMOROUS Evening Makeup Tutorial!"

>does the same makeup as always with the addition of ugly drag queen fake lashes
>very obviously a sponsored video for the ~temptu airbrush foundation from birchbox! link 2 buy in the description :^)~
>"This is the best eyeliner I've ever used, I WISH Stila was paying me to talk about this because I cannot sing the praises high enough for this pen"
>"I got a comment the other day saying like "Suzy, do you do anything but the cat-eye makeup tutorials?" No, I just always do the cat-eye"
At least she admits it.

No. 177404

>>177371
>"-and it's SOOPER AMAZINGUH"
I hate her use of 'amazing' so much I get angry whenever I hear someone saying it at this point.

No. 177407

File: 1441821053132.jpg (77.51 KB, 880x743, IMG_20150909_134947.jpg)

>tfw you use your scam money to buy beauty products and make a haul video for it

No. 177419

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She's describing how good this face mask smells and says "it's really hard for me not to try and eat it!" lmao

No. 177424


No. 177441

>>175543
You've never had bacon donuts? They're fantastic.
They sound weird at first, but think of it this way:
Maple Logs + Maple cured bacon

No. 177449

>>175282
The fatty in me would kill for some voodoo doughnuts.

No. 177450

>>177441
Currently living in Germany maybe that is why? But I'm believing you that it is not that weird. I just saw it for the first time.

No. 177461

>>177407
>>177419

Just watched this video. Looks like she's dragging, not sure. It just felt very blah like "time to make a video" for the sake of views.

I honestly think a lot of her early reviews (mostly before game grumps fame) were pretty good, and her energy was high, but she always looks so lifeless now. I don't feel the passion in her videos, the new tutorials are lazy as fuck, and her reviews feel forced. Probably just doing it for the youtube money at this point.

No. 177465

>>177461
Well yeah, because tha haturz stopped her from making money off that calavera tutorial, she had to whip up something quick to get her YT money.
It's obviously rushed, she just picked out a few things from her bathroom to show off and also praise birchbox to high heaven.

Remember when she had a daily upload schedule? Lmao.

No. 177466

>>177419
hho my gosh when she puts on the highlighter
>"it's amazing!!!!!"
>swipes it on cheek
>literally nothing
>"instant light on my god!!!!!! so amazing!"

No. 177513

File: 1441835235255.png (937.82 KB, 973x622, suzu.PNG)

Wow so creative. Totally not different from her normal makeup.

No. 177542

>>177513
looks like Arin sneezed on her face and she just left it there to crust

No. 177544

>>177513
I think her hands are just programmed to do cat eyes when she touches her eyeliner

No. 177550

>>177513
>"beetlejuice tutorial!!!"
>same shitty cat eye
>same boring circle lenses
wow !

No. 177559

>>176013
still not cultural appropriation lol

No. 177563

>>177203
>implying having sex with your client is prostitution

No. 177565

>>177230
i feel sad for girls who cake on makeup everyday like suzy
>inb4 I DO IT FOR MEEE IM CONFIDENT! I DONT CARE ABOUT GUYS!!!!!!!!!
I'm a girl but if you're not confident in natural makeup then you're insecure as fuck. unless you have a style where heavy makeup needs to be applied (ex: gyaru)

No. 177575

>>177565
feeling sorry for other people because they're doing what they like with their appearance is also a sign of insecurity.

No. 177576

>>177565
true kek

No. 177586

>>177565
I feel sad for your internalized mysongyny, anon

No. 177599

>>177371
Stilla would be embarrassed by this basic bitch!

No. 177601

>>177419
Oh, we know it's hard for you not to eat it, Suzy. We see you expanding.

No. 177607

>>177215
Memoirs of a Geisha uses prostitution as a key story point, so this argument doesn't really make sense.

No. 177610

>>177544
I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard irl.

No. 177612

>>177513
That looks NOTHING like beetlejuice. This dumb bitch. It looks like Slimer from ghostbusters jizzed on her face.

No. 177613

>>177565
Just because someone likes to wear heavy makeup, doesn't mean they're insecure, wtf. Look at Amy Doan from Sugarpill. She puts on near drag makeup almost every day and she is freakin amazingly confident. You're misunderstanding a lot, anon.

No. 177614

>>177565
Women do put on makeup for themselves though. What's wrong with you?

No. 177615

>>177419
She probably ate it once the camera was off. lmao

No. 177616

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>>177615
"ARIN COME TRY SOME IT'S SO GOOD"

No. 177619

>>177565

>~i'm not like other girlzzzz~

>girls who do dramatic makeup are so insecure
>except gyarus

So you're saying you have to fit a certain fashion subculture to a T or else you're insecure for wearing heavy makeup? wat

Also, does that mean Suzy is a-ok seeing as she wants to be goth so badly? That's a style where heavy makeup is usually applied. I know she doesn't listen to the music, whatever

inb4 'you probably cake makeup on', I suck with makeup and I get the impression you do, too. It's ok, anon. I'm here for you.

No. 177690

>>177565
I never understood this logic. If any kind of make up was a sign of insecurity, wouldn't it be natural makeup since the main purpose of it is making yourself look prettier without people knowing you have it on (or at least not knowinghow much) and covering imperfections? I don't think it is, I'm just saying I don't get people who say natural isn't a sign of insecurity, but dramatic is.

No. 177695

>>177586
Internalized _____ doesnt exist.
and i guess i found the feminist lol

No. 177696

>>177565
true tbh
you triggered tons of girls by saying that though it's hilarious

No. 177698

>>177614
Because caking on makeup to cover your shitty eyebags and acne (basically wearing a mask) sure means you're confident!!!!!! and that's a lie. seriously, cut that "WOMEN DO IT FOR THEMSELVES" bullshit

No. 177700

>>177690
Because if you wear dramatic makeup, you basically change your face, whereas natural is subtle and just to enhance your beauty idk

No. 177702

>>177619
>being this upset over one post

No. 177703

>>177616
she looks scary

No. 177709

>>177695
It totally does tho. Learn to stop projecting your own insecurities onto others and learn to love yourself. It's irrational. Hate Suzy because she's a money hungry liar, not because you think she wears too much makeup.

No. 177750

>>177695
Except it does. Look at all the girls turning on each other and going "I'm not like those other girls!!!"

Why though? What the hell is wrong with being a woman? So many women want to impress the men by not being like them other gurls and it's bullshit.

Whether you wear no makeup, light or heavy makeup, it has zero to do with your insecurities. Stop projecting.

No. 177752

>>177698
You're so sad, it's hilarious.

No. 177764

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>>177698
>caking on foundation if you have acne ISN'T FOR YOURSELF

As someone who had genetic cystic acne, fuck you if it doesn't mean precisely that.
Foundation is the difference between me looking tired/dirty to others from looking like I have normal, pretty skin that reflects how much I try to fucking take care of it while it resists my efforts.

It's not a reflection of -my- personal confidence if other people look at me and judge me for shit that I bloody can't control. I'm confident in MANY aspects of my life, but you can't tell me to fuck myself just because I want to look attractive and healthy when my body can't naturally do it. I don't have to be okay with how my acne looks just like how you don't have to be okay with having a lady 'stache or brunette hair when you really want to be blonde, for instance.

For the record:
>I have tried antibiotics; acne persisted
>Topical creams with antibiotics; acne persisted
>Strict skin regimens and diet changes; persisted
>my own mom is 60 and still gets acne

The only thing I haven't tried is Accutane and that's because it's a fucking CHEMO drug that my insurance denied me for and is too expensive to pay out of pocket.

Replied to the b8/10

No. 177769

>>177764
As someone who had terrible acne as soon as I hit 21, I truly wish you the best in finding a solution that works for you, anon. No one has the same type of skin and that is always really tough to deal with.

No. 177794

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>>177698
>anon can't into makeup and looks like she was hit by the ugly stick from birth
>tries foundation ONCE
>looks like shit because she doesn't know how to apply it
>feels bad
>goes on imageboards and insults girls who can actually figure out makeup because they must be "ttly unconfident!!" and "insecure omg"
Fucking kek.

No. 177795

>>177794
I agree 100% but this poor thread is being shredded with OT

No. 177806

tbh I don't see how being insecure and caking on make up = not doing it for yourself

if you were so insecure about your face so you cake on makeup every day and freak out at the prospect of people seeing you without make up i think that means you're doing it for yourself anyway right? to feel more comfortable about yourself?

No. 177808

>>177702
>Assuming I'm upset when I'm simply pointing out how retarded that logic is

No. 177833

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Alright guys, that's enough derailment for one day.

Suzy retweeted someone saying they wanted these dresses.
Of course she'd love something so hideously tacky.

No. 177834

>>177833
What the heck. Those look like halloween costumes or something. Is she trying to sell them? I bet it's because she can't fit into them anymore.

No. 177845

>>177833
those are cute, in a "pay $13 for a slutty china quality dress to wear and get shittered in on halloween" way

No. 177876

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Did anyone watch the livestream? Suzy went on a massive rant about Nintendo and her Mario Maker video. She said she'd never play a nintendo game again blah blah

No. 177877

>>177876
I didn't know about the video she made before reading this.
Did they actually give her early access to film her playing it or to review it or what?
She clearly must've gotten something wrong and not followed certain rules.

No. 177891

>>177876
>>177877
I have a strong feeling that Nintendo gave the code to game grumps for their show and in her stupid little brain that equated to "I'm a grump let me use it on my channel" I mean looking it up it made it's way thru IGN and Polaris channels.
In the mean time here is a "new" table flip.

No. 177893

>>177750
Literally every guy I'm friends wirh hates that "I'm just one of the guys, I'm not like other girls!" bullshit and sees it as a massive red flag because the vast majority of the time these girls are stuck in high school and extremely prone to drama. My friends group has mostly been men throughout my life, especially in high school, but I never saw myself as "one of the guys" or some kind of special snowflake among my gender. I don't get this mentality at all.

No. 177894

>>177698
I will never understand how people don't get that making yourself better looking isn't always for other people. I don't wear makeup, but I have friends who will wear it when they're not even leaving the house just because they like to look prettier.

No. 177953

>>177876
Good on Nintendo. I kind of hate how Nintendo's okay with GG making sponsored videos for them being how they go against the company's family friendly mantra, so seeing at least one of them (aka pseudo-grump Suzy) get shit on by them feels really rewarding.

No. 177977

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>>177419
>>177616

Is she being a massive weeb and trying to do the hentai ahegao face?

No. 177978

>>171262

Oh god that waist to hip ratio on the left…HRNNNNN

No. 177987

>>177977
She kept rolling her eyes in the video and I caught them at the best possible time. It wouldn't surprise me though. What are Arin and Suzy's fetishes anyway? Do you think he fucked her while she was dressed up as Sailor Moon?

No. 177989

>>173701
>every external symptom

She has a clearly visible and defined philtrum, you're a moron.

No. 177993

>>177764

Are you on birth control?
I found that my skin cleared up once I went on it, it's been known to help reduce acne. I do still get breakouts, but my skin is like the clearest it has ever been.

No. 178001

>>177876
For once I'm on Suzy's side. Nintendo is fucking A LOT of people over just for playing Super Mario Maker on youtube, even if they got permission.

No. 178003

>>177977
No, the person just screencapped it on her ugly faces.

No. 178005

>>177993
Don't derail the thread.

No. 178037

>>177709
>you disagree with me SO YOU HAVE INTERNALIZED MYSOGNY
Since when did tumblrinas invaded lolcow?
also
>>177750
>>177752
stop samefagging

No. 178040

>>177764
You're insecure as fuck and you cake on makeup because you have acne. nobody cares

No. 178041

>>177565
The girls on this board are all teens and feminists.
they're going to go apeshit over you because THATS SEXIST!!!!!!!!! and shit like that.
it's best to not say this kind of thing in pt

No. 178043

>>178037
>>178040
>>178041
Stop same fagging and DERAILING. Jfc

No. 178044

>>177750
What the fuck is wrong with women trying to impress men?
Not all women do things for themselves and not all women wear makeup because they're confident.
that's bullshit.

No. 178045

>>178043
>>177893
>>177894
>>177808
stop samefagging and gtfo with your internalized mysogny bullshit

No. 178048

File: 1441919537846.jpg (350.45 KB, 900x900, 7cb69de88cf8d12240f8e400cc4027…)

>>177794
>implying you know anon to say this thing
Holy shit, lolcow has gone downhill.

No. 178051

>>177619
I'm that anon and I never said i wasnt like other girls you fucking dumbass.
I mentionned i was a girl because if i was a guy, you guys would have gone APESHIT and "OMG NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT GUYS THINK OMGGG SEXISM"
I don't think im different or special so fuck off

No. 178053

>>178051
Bitch, shut the fuck up and stop derailing the Snoozy thread. Where are the mods?

No. 178054

File: 1441920174025.jpg (96.92 KB, 906x598, bitch-n-beta.jpg)

Suzy must hate looking at her old body, but she keeps reposting old photos of her and Arin. Arin is so freakin unattractive…

No. 178055

>>178054
Damn. Suzy used to be so thin. Now she's a balloon.

No. 178056

>>178054
Arin looks like he's receiving a premonition about his future where he marries Suzy and has an LP channel on YouTube

No. 178057

>>178053
Stop derailing the thread and let it go.
>>178054
Suzy looked so slim here

No. 178058

>>178056
LOL!! I think he's trying to do the codec thing, but he just looks skinny and awkward. He's a really hideous Snake. And Suzy's wig is pretty bad, but they're both young, so whatever, i guess?


It's funny Suzy posted this 5 days ago as if she's remembering the 'good times.'

No. 178060

>>178054
if i was her, i would be depressed looking at that pic

No. 178061

>>178054
Oh god, if she wants Arin to cosplay BiBo does that mean she wants to cosplay Quiet??

No. 178062

>>178061
Please don't even SUGGEST that

No. 178063

File: 1441920699404.jpg (100.51 KB, 933x601, nicetry.jpg)

This fanart someone drew for them.
>Thin suzy
>buff Arin

haha that's fanart alright.

No. 178065

>>178063
>Arin still has chicken legs

At least something is accurate. To be fair, the art is nice and I do like the concept. I just hate Arin and Suzy too much to really like this fanart.

No. 178066

"Look at how skinny I was. I should join the gym and start eating clean." Snoozy says as she starts another box of bacon donuts.

No. 178067

File: 1441920991772.jpg (49.33 KB, 599x601, ArinandSuzygoasthemselvesforha…)

>>178066
Haha!

Look at them from last Halloween. As an Addams family fan, this annoys me so much. They look NOTHING like Gomez and Morticia. Morticia as ruby red or blood red lipstick and heavily shadowed eyes. Suzy is wearing her SAME everyday winged eyeliner and nude lipstick makeup.

Arin's hair isn't slicked back. And Gomez would never wear that suit. They both fail miserably.

No. 178068

>>178067
I meant Morticia Addams wears ruby red lipsticks or blood red lipstick * up there

No. 178071

>>178067
Thanks :P

Agreed, The dress is a little too light to be like Morticias. The eye make up could maybe be forgiven in this on snuzzys behalf, but not having red lipstick is a fucking disgrace if shes trying to be Morticia.

No. 178078

>>178062
She could cosplay Skullface. She already has the no lips thing going on

No. 178085

File: 1441921897221.jpg (99.27 KB, 906x595, nope.jpg)

Someone came into my job this week wearing this shirt. I felt embarrassed for them. What's worse is they weren't the first. A lot of young teens ( people usually 16 and under) wearing GG shirts would come in with their parents.

I'm sure Jon is glad he got away from this.

No. 178090

>>178085
i think jon is glad he's not in gg anymore.
i mean it's shit and they tolerated their fans to doxx some poor guys.

No. 178095

>>178090
Yeah, that's awful. And their fanbase are literally mra fedoras. The only women in the fandom are for Suzy or Danny now and they're the typical obese women you'd think of.

No. 178109

>>178085
i bet they dont even know what a daruma is

No. 178110

>>178085
At least it's for a good cause.

No. 178119

File: 1441924600639.jpg (58.25 KB, 600x600, IMG_20150831_223312.jpg)

>>178095
I have a friend who likes gamegrumps and Suzy. I don't wanna piss in her oatmeal and tell her about how super shitty they are, because I'm afraid it'd hurt her feelings. She even got an undercut recently

No. 178122

>>178119
I do volunteer work for teens every now and then, and one girl in particular is a huge GG fan. She spews any kind of reference she can when given the opportunity, even shouting "god dammit Ross" at the other kids. I've never wanted to punch someone so badly.

No. 178144

>>178119
Nothing wrong with undercuts. Suzy didnt invent it. Just tell her like it is. Or she doesn't take it well, she's a damn child

No. 178145

>>178122
That's so embarrassing.

No. 178151

>>178122
Yeah you're definitely right but she legitimately believes Suzy is a beauty guru. She faved that selfie Suzy took with the KVD shit-looking liquid lipstick smeared all over her mouth

No. 178152

>>178151
Drop this person.

No. 178158

>>178152
She's a sweet girl but she's the epitome of basic nerd girl and i's really embarrassing. She'll start clamoring about star wars and brags about how her bf is "the Link to her Zelda" and it's really embarrassing

No. 178164

>>178158
Ugh, you're starting to sound just as retarded honestly.

No. 178182

>>178164
I never called her retarded but lmao ok

No. 178219

>>178067
It is pretty bad, I'd struggle to guess it was Gomez and Morticia by the outfits. And I swear she's worn that dress like a thousand times I've seen it so much, including the game grumps calendar, she must love how she looks in it or something.

No. 178231

>>178219
I bet that dress doesn't even fit her now.

No. 178346

File: 1441965930273.jpg (559.8 KB, 2200x2111, Fotor_144196486375659.jpg)

Such a gamur gurlll~
>"Arrriiin take a pic of me in bed looking sad about Metal Gear"
>"Only if you promise to not make me be in any more of your unboxing videos"
>"No, take the picture"
>"ok."

No. 178347

File: 1441966390081.gif (499.07 KB, 500x212, bf1200f8469f88c257d55de66ca460…)

>>178346
There's a reason why she wears hoodies as everyday 'ware'.

No. 178348

>>178346
She should take her instagram photos from the back more often.

No. 178355

>>178347
Yeah I think you nailed it there.
I noticed 'ware' also, lol. She really is dim.

No. 178377

>>178045
It says a lot when you have to resort to calling everyone who calls out your idiotic statements a samefag.

No. 178385

>>178377
Please just drop it; we don't need any more derailment.

No. 178398

>>178346
girl you have white sheets go wash your face pls

No. 178500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izyW6LEHdMk

this video is so awkward now she's a) fat and b) in game grumps.

"I think if I was in an episode of Game Grumps, it'd be very bland and dull and you guys would get sick of me." Well, she's not wrong.

No. 178507

File: 1442004603608.png (207.01 KB, 396x338, fathead.png)

>>178500
Her talking about being into "fashion" and how she will never just wear jeans and a t-shirt.

Like bitch thats all you wear now.

No. 178554

>>178500
>>178507
Damn compared to now, she's like a completely different person

No. 178586

>>178500
Wow; that's just sad.

No. 178594

>>178507
>Denies getting spoiled by Arin
>I get my own money
Guess when she upped the snack budget she had to make a second channel and scam people on etsy.

No. 178620

>>178500
She used to seem so genuine. What happened to her?

No. 178688

>>178346
Ok, suzy is a stupid bitch and all, but let's stop using the 'gamer gurl~~~" insult. that shit was invented by basement dweller guys who still think female gamers are some kind of myth. I work at a fucking video game STORE and went out still in uniform for lunch and some guy at the cafe i was ordering at asked me if I was gamer for reals after I told him where I worked. (He asked me. I didn't just bring up, but he saw my uniform.)

It was really insulting since guys never get the "omg you're not a real gamer!" bullshit thrown at them. Suzy sucks ass and is a casual gamer for sure, but she's still a gamer. she isn't fake in that aspect at least. She is still a lying, scheming cunt though.

No. 178690

>>178398
LOL My thoughts exactly.

No. 178691

>>178688
no one cares

No. 178692

>>178620
Game Grumps got popular in a very quick two year time span and the money started rolling in.

No. 178761

>>178692
>mfw if there was no game grumps Suzy would just be making bugs and unboxing videos. Not as popular but enough to not be broke
>mfw Arin would still be a lazy and not draw as much
>mfw they would be Florida trash with Suzy being the main breadwinner

No. 178762

File: 1442030325569.png (56.72 KB, 127x159, 1347385349388.png)


No. 178768

>>178688
I also work at a video game store and I've had that happen to me so few times. I think if anything; people like you who perpetuate the myth that male gamers are "basement dwellers" who are in shock and awe at the sight of a woman in their hobby are a lot more obnoxious than the occasional curious dude.

No. 178793

>>178761
>>178761
I keep forgetting they're from florida

No. 178806

>>178793
being from florida, can confirm everyone here is fucking whack or crazy af

No. 178810

>>178806
I'm from FL too, but I've never seen it.
Maybe cause I live in central fl.

No. 178813

>>178768
>It never happened to me so it doesn't exist
come on girl, just because it doesn't happen on a wide scale, doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I bet you think street harassment is made up too. Don't be one of those people.
(Sorry, but that shit pisses me off when people act like it's a myth or a thing that never happens)


Back to Suzy: Do you think she will recruit any new game grump members since she seems to be the self proclaimed leader now?

No. 178819

Believe it or not but fake gamer gurl is a thing that actually exist. You just need to look at all those Twitch Whores who play LoL for a living.
Just because you're not one of them doesn't mean they aren't real

No. 178820

File: 1442041050600.png (95.65 KB, 620x457, d40e92ab7feb4be82f48120038c1f2…)

this is fucking disgusting, i wanna puke from looking. wtf is wrong with her?

No. 178843

>>178819

Agreed. The reason it exists is because games got very popular with men. So some female decided to pretend to like games so they could get with hot guys they liked thinking they were so unique~~ the reason this stereotype doesn't exist for men is because there would be such a minority of guys who would start playing games to get a females attention since they probably already play them.

Also not saying women can't genuinely like games or that girls didn't get into them when it became popular, because it totally did happen. But that's just my idea of why this phenomenon exists

No. 178882

>>178820
What the FUCK.
I stupidly looked at the whole gallery of step by step pictures she uploaded on imgur of the zit popping process…now I want to vomit. Not kidding, I legitimately feel slightly nauseous.
>I usually get 1 crazy zit before my period each month and I guess this month in particular was crazy stressful resulting in this monster!
Wtf? Not trying to be one of those people that are like ~periods are gross eww~ but this whole post is just enitrely TMI.
Nasty bitch.

No. 178918


No. 178919

>>178882

She's "not like other gurls" and has no problem with being gross!
So progressiv!

Also I think we now know why she has terrible skin

No. 178920

>>178918
>I get photoshopped on naked bodies all the time
>all the time
Is that supposed to be her bragging?
Also I've never seen these supposed photoshopped nudes and I've lurked quite a few GG related threads on various imageboards and such.
The only ones I've seen posted are >>166017 and the behind shot of some random (obviously black/latina/darker skinned) woman bent over that happened to have black and blonde hair and is clearly not her. None of them are photoshopped though.
Also don't know where or why she's looking to find these 'pictures'.

No. 179078

>>178918
She must miss all the creepy pictures fans draw of all the guys having sex with each other.

The only one I remember being posted that was an edit were in the first thread
>>59034
>>59606
And here's the one that >>178920 brought up
>>59134

No. 179167

>>178820
Why is this okay?? This is not okay. Argh. Suzy is greasy and disgusting

No. 179169

File: 1442106508355.jpg (36.28 KB, 631x400, 01.jpg)

>>178918
Well, i actually agree with a lot of the comments that this happens a lot to women, but not really with guys. Arin and Jon had creepy fans, but drawings are less creepy than real life photoshop your head onto a nude body.

No. 179175

>>179169

Oh god, thumbcramps is the fatty that made that shitty 'clothing line'

No. 179189


No. 179194

File: 1442108895784.jpg (23.32 KB, 629x311, i-was-only-pretending-to-be-re…)

>>179189
rofl that guy back peddling so hard.

No. 179208

File: 1442113579314.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.91 KB, 778x778, WQghln3.jpg)

>>178820

"a fun collage to remember it by!"

No. 179209

>>179175

Ugghhh Paige. I'm part of the AANI and I creep the AA threads in /cgl/ all the time. She seems so tumblr it hurts

No. 179211

>>179208
I clicked on that and instantly regretted it

No. 179230

>>179208
Nopenopenope

No. 179259

She hit 200k subscribers on her YT channel and said there's going to be a special video Monday.
>inb4 it's zit popping.

No. 179260

>>179208
Arin is a lucky, lucky man.

No. 179261

File: 1442122808542.jpg (Spoiler Image, 327.11 KB, 1067x1600, 1494903 - Game_Grumps Suzy_Ber…)

>>179078
>>178920
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Suzy_Berhow/1

There's some lazy fakes in there. Some don't even try to blend the skin colors or match angles. Then you got this shit…

No. 179262

>>179261
Honestly who would ever mistake those as real?

No. 179263

File: 1442123747117.png (320.75 KB, 512x512, 1454562 - Game_Grumps Suzy_Ber…)

>>179261
Holy shit these shoops are killing me.

No. 179264

File: 1442123839662.png (Spoiler Image, 997.95 KB, 1016x819, 1283013 - Game_Grumps Suzy_Ber…)


No. 179265

>>179264
This looks like a monkey with makeup on. How did this person not realize they made her face way too small lmao

No. 179266

File: 1442124078494.png (Spoiler Image, 624.98 KB, 1024x683, 1308329 - Game_Grumps Suzy_Ber…)

She looks like a fucking potato.
I feel sorry for whoever fapped to this.

No. 179267

>>179261
Haha, it's bad shooping, but i think the point is that it's tactless and tasteless versus "hey, it's a bad shoop"

No. 179272


No. 179277

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No. 179322

>>179266
>>179264
>>179263
>>179261

I'm sorry but I don't understand how ANYONE can take shit like this serious. This is HILARIOUS and I'm not even saying that because it's suzy. How bitchy do you have to be to get all defensive and butthurt about shit like this?

No. 179323

>>179261

I will never get the appeal of Rule 34 stuff

No. 179324

>>179266
R.I.P My Boner

No. 179338

>>179323
I think most of the time it's just for fun & mocks

No. 179378

File: 1442162527792.jpg (Spoiler Image, 147.95 KB, 1280x1071, 1412835 - Arin_Hanson Game_Gru…)

Why would someone do a crayola colored pencil illustration of anime Arin and Suzy porking

No. 179386

>>179378
What the FUCK

No. 179396

>>179378
S-someone had to get their material together, sit down, think about it, and draw it.

Think about it.

People actually spend time making these.

No. 179410

>>179396
kill me now

No. 179413

>>179410
even worse, there are people jerking it to this stuff

No. 179452

>>179378
And then post is online?? No idea. Has Suzy or Arin seen this?

No. 179454

File: 1442178881818.gif (1.04 MB, 450x234, 144169570996.gif)

>>179378
I'm done.

No. 179460

File: 1442180401564.jpg (256.74 KB, 775x332, sozyaronamateurhotcuckaction.j…)


No. 179468

File: 1442182571069.jpg (286.63 KB, 1151x1671, _20150913_181522.JPG)

>>179460
suzy pls just let me nut into your crayola scented cooch

No. 179469


No. 179473

>>179460
>>179468
I love you anon

No. 179527

Are you ready for more amazing reviews?

No. 179574

>>179527
Is it just me or is her blonde streak looking dingy as fuck? Seems like in the past it used to at least be a nice shade of blonde, now it just looks washed out.

No. 179576

>>179574
Pale or platinum blonde always has to be toned. At least once a week or two, but yeah.. Suzy has probably been too lazy. I wonder how often she even showers?

No. 179578

File: 1442213026195.jpg (15.77 KB, 300x300, image.jpg)


No. 179690

>>179576
Her hair always looks really flat and kinda greasy. I dunno if it's from not showering or just how her hair is, but she needs to put something in it for some texture. It's so limp.

No. 179745


No. 179754


No. 179756

>>179745
I actually liked them both in this video. They were adorable!

No. 179760

>>179745
If Arin was clean shaven, he'd make a pretty cross-dresser. I wonder if he got aroused after this?

No. 179761

>>179756
Yeah, it's weird. they actually looked kind of cute and natural here. I wonder what happened?

No. 179764


No. 179765

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No. 179766

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No. 179768

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No. 179770

>>179745
>winged eyeliner
god damn it, Suzy! I know you can't do anything but winged eyeliner, but she should of tried something new on Arin that fits his eyeshape. He would of looked fine with just basic eyeliner. that winged shit makes me rage.

No. 179771

>>179745
arins a hotter woman than suzy here, lmaaaoooo

No. 179772

File: 1442256914618.jpg (69.4 KB, 1280x720, torture.jpg)

>>179766
>>179745

I wanted to like this, but Arin is a gigantic man baby who thinks putting on makeup is comparative to torture. Please.

No. 179773

>>179574
She needs to tone that nasty yellow chunk

No. 179774

File: 1442258482742.jpg (10.46 KB, 691x151, Clipboard02.jpg)

Haha, this one comment.

No. 179775

>>178067
When suzy dresses up as anything it reminds me of jnig. Wearing the same style hair all the time, and the same makeup. Just throw on a costume and keep the same everything else.

No. 179776

>>179775
So true. She makes zero effort to actually get into costume and be someone other than Suzy.

No. 179779

>>179772
I think he exaggerates to cover up the fact that he loves it and wants to be a woman.

No. 179782

They just uploaded a playthrough of MGSV with Arin and Suzy

Going to go ahead and ignore that

No. 179789

>>179690
I think she said in a video before she only conditions like once or twice a week but washes it with shampoo pretty often. Her hair might be overproducing oil to counteract that

No. 179795

>>179745
He always complains SO hard when it's being put on, but whenever she reveals it to him, his reaction always makes me wonder (not to mention the countless other things he's said implying he wants to be a lady). I know he's said before he's just a guy who likes femme things, but if he actually does want to be a woman, then I hope sometime he'll be able to go live his life as he wants.

No. 179800

>>179745

Wow their chemistry wasn't horrible for once.

No. 179809

>>179789


pretty sure she said in a video she showers everyday

No. 179820

>>179745
Counting down the days until Arin comes out as a transwomen.

No. 179826

>>179820
Fuck, someone photoshop his head onto Caitlyn Jenner's body

No. 179865

>>179745
He's screaming all the time while she's putting on the makeup, but when he looks at his reflection he looks like he's in love and seems really happy.

No. 179869

File: 1442271524672.jpg (9.73 KB, 236x177, 764f14d9085c10a1bcff0ca9cd2aaa…)

Didn't he used to wear makeup though?

No. 179877

File: 1442274270311.jpg (20.09 KB, 348x322, PQH5D.jpg)

I'm laughing my ass off at this video

No. 179886

>>179779
That's how I feel as well. He probably puts on Suzy's makeup when she's out working or sleeping.

No. 179887

>>179782
Hahaha yeaaaah, no. Def not watching that shit either.

No. 179888

>>179869
Yeah, he always liked long hair and makeup. I don't think Arin is trans, but he just likes socially feminine things. Plenty of straight and cis men wear makeup for fun.

No. 179891

>>179378
>Translated by CGRascal

>Arin, I love your phimosis dick

No. 179899

>>179888
>straight

No. 179900

>>179899
>grow up

No. 179902

Sometimes I feel like Arin is seriously in the closet and Suzy is his long term beard. Like when he was talking about how amazing A+ Suzy's vagina was it sounded so forced.

No. 179905

Suzy didn't sound completely fake, but she was annoying. Seems about right.

>>179902
Whoa when did he talk about that?

No. 179908

>>179905
I think it was a Game Grumps episode with Jon?

No. 179909

>>179745
Jfc someone tell her to fix her shit lighting. They both look so washed out and pale like a constantly bad instagram filter. Also the end where she makes that kissy face at him like she really wants him to kiss her but he doesn't so then she just awkwardly hangs all over him as usual.

No. 179923

>>179745
I didn't hate this. They seemed cute, relaxed even, like a couple should be. Funny how >>179869 is right but I think he doesn't like suzy's makeup. She lays it thick.

>>179905
He mentioned it before in several episodes. He doesn't know if he would have become straight or gay depending on how things in his life have turned out. It was actually a good conversation. Turned into an ep of him and Dan wondering if being gay is a mix of being born with it and life events. Wish I could find it.

No. 179926

File: 1442288853876.jpg (106.88 KB, 1336x838, image.jpg)

>>179745
That was pretty cute, that was definitely the first time they've actually almost seemed like a normal couple. But geez, Suzy does not look good in profile, I don't think I could watch a video of myself looking like that and be ok with it.

No. 179933

>>179923
It's in of the last We Love Katamari Episodes I think maybe even the finale. Can't look it up rn but I'm pretty sure.

No. 179939

>>179926
Her weight gain is overlapping her neck. She is one of those people who looks okay with a little chub, but she is definitely 30+ pounds overweight at this point and her chin and neck are melding to become a chneck.

No. 179941

>>179926
I know tons of people who have this profile, both thin and fat.

IMO you guys are being kind of idealistic about what she should look like at her age. Is she a model? No, but iirc she isn't trying to be. She has the profile of an average woman.

No. 179942

>>179941
LOL! Sorry you got so fat, Suzy, but most women don't have their chins and necks melting together.

No. 179943

>>179941
She's only 26 or 27 years old. She gained a lot of weight in the last year and it's obvious that's why she looks so bad. Her diet is shit and she refuses to work out. She used to be naturally thin, but then her thyroid thing happened, but she can manage it and won't. It's her fault for being so lazy. She looks older than she is because of how fat she is. Stop being a white knight.

No. 179944

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>>179941
>Is she a model? No, but iirc she isn't trying to be.

Come again?

No. 179945

>>179944
I bet she misses being 115. She's probably like 145 at this point.

No. 179946

>>179942
Yeah nah, you're being a cunt and I'm not Suzy.

Having a slight double chin in your late twenties because you have a short jaw and neck isn't some SJW body positivity scam, it's just basic biology in action. Especially if a small weight gain has happened. Sorry if you don't think this isn't extremely common.

No. 179947

>>179943
>call out an unreasonable, deluded view
>whiteknighting
Cool.
>>179944
Neato.
>24 inch waist
So how old is this profile?

No. 179948

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>>179947
>So how old is this profile?

Wow good thing you can see the last time she signed in was literally five days ago! :-)

http://www.modelmayhem.com/790982

No. 179949

>>179948
Again, that's neat. Guess I'll take back my recall that I thought she wasn't a model.

But again, what does that have to do with the biological fact that people with shorter lower jaws and necks are more likely to have this kind of profile? She could alternatively just stay away from profile glamour shots.

No. 179952

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Suzy is so boring.
>muh new spooky board
>i'm so edgy you guys

No. 179953

>>179951
Hey now anon, I love shitting on Suzy for stuff she is perfectly capable of improving i.e. her shitty samefaggy makeup, her attitude, her "art," and her gut, etc.

I just think shitting on her weak genetic lottery ticket and blaming it on an unrelated factor might inadvertently hurt others in the process. Lots of skinnier asians also have that profile because they also have the same unfortunate flat face, no jaw that she has. It's got nothing to do with fatness.

No. 179954

>>179953
Suzy is NOT Asian. Suzy has FAS and has let herself go by gorging herself with donuts while blaming an easily treatable condition. she's a model and her YT channel is based all around her appearance, that gives us every right to call her out on her shit looks.
Her skin is aged to hell, covered in acne scars and zits that she loves to pop because she is too lazy to take care of her face, let alone the rest of her body.
I don't know why you seem to take personal offense to someone saying she looks like shit.

No. 179955

>>179954
>Suzy is not asian
The point, dear anon, is that people with flat faces, lack of jaw, and short necks tend to have those profiles. I equated hers to asians because they're the group who most commonly have those characteristics, but I've seen it on thin white people as well. And other races in fact.

The acne thing is also another factor you don't really know about. I've known people who've gone to extreme lengths to take care of their acne skin (antibiotics + topicals, bc, diet changes) yet their acne is genetic or hormonal and even with treatments they're stuck with it. Idrk if Suzy has done any of that, but it seems kind of unfair to assume she bathes in makeup grease and chocolate every night to be stuck with unfortunate skin.

It's not that I'm offended by what you're saying, but it just seems unreasonable and kind of harsh.

No. 179957

>>179955

If you go up in the thread a bit, you'll find a review of an ipsy bag or something where she says she rarely uses sunscreen.

She lives in fucking CA, but her location doesn't matter honestly, she flat out stated she doesn't regularly use sun protection on her skin.

All this from a woman trying to be a beauty guru. And it's been made clear that enjoys popping her pimples, and that shit leads to scarring, no matter how skilled you are. Girl doesn't take care of her skin, it's been made clear throughout all of these threads.

No. 179958

>>179957
Yeah the lotion thing is kind of retarded. I'll give you that.

But lots of people are guilty of pimple popping, even "gurus." Some derms even pop pimples with comedone tools (it's not the same as using unsterile fingers, but still).
Tbh if you've gone years without seeing a day of clear skin, the popping doesn't really seem to matter. It just makes the pimples flatter to cover with foundation.

Regardless, the way she takes care (or doesn't) of her skin is different than her genetic predisposition to a shitty neckline and double chin.

No. 179959

>>179953
>>179955
>>179958
Stop defending Suzy. It's been said. She calls herself a beauty and makeup guru and makes a living off her appearance, before she became a Grump and started leeching off Arin. Her appearance is what she pinpoints, so she's fair game to be mocked and critiqued.

She eats shit, doesn't use sunscreen, and doesn't work out. She did this to herself. Stop defending her.

No. 179960

>>179955
>It's not that I'm offended by what you're saying, but it just seems unreasonable and kind of harsh.


You are on lolcow. Did you get lost on your way to tumblr or another hugbox site?

No. 179962

>>179959
>implying I'm defending Suzy
I thought I've made it clear, multiple times now, that the issue is you girls assuming a certain genetic profile is due to fatness and not because it's just predispositioned to look a certain way.
If you would at least admit that I'd fuck off entirely. You're the one bringing up other unrelated shit like her acne and skin "guru"ness that I frankly don't care about.

>>179960
>get outta here with your stinkin' reasonability!
I just woke up in the middle of the night, went on my phone, lurked here like I usually do, and happened upon something ignorant that I thought needed to be pointed out. I'm willing to let it go anon, are you?

No. 179965

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>>179926
Mostly it's her forehead that bothers me in profile, it just seems like it makes her hairline look awful. Personally, I thought her hair looked best like this.

No. 179971

>>179965
>>179965
She looked awesome there, but now since she's fatter, that hairstyle may not look so good on her anymore. If she tries to emulate it now, I'm sure it wouldn't look so great on her anymore.
She may need to add more volume or something.

No. 179972

>>179965

I wonder how her family feels about Arin. Like if they think he's an obnoxious man child but tolerate it since he makes the big bucks.

No. 180012

>>179952
In all seriousness, I've never heard of anything good coming from Ouija boards and I like to research a lot of paranormal activities and things like this. They're sort of unanimously considered a bad thing and create some terrifying experiences. Can anyone confirm any bad experiences themselves?

This is funny to me, though. Like the other comments, it'd be funny if Suzy opens some "portal to hell" and "spooks up the grump house". This coming from her followers even is funny to me.

No. 180016

>>179965
Bangs definitely help her forehead situation.

>>179972
They probably hate him but are glad they'll never have to support Suzy again, long as the jewtube bucks don't run out.

No. 180019

Just the thought of a ouiji board gives me chills, I can't imagine just having one in the house let alone as many as she says she has. Those are absolutely no joke and you don't want to mess with what you can't control. I would imagine with as much as she likes them, one day she'll fuck up and open a door she can't close. There's being "edgy" and "different" but then there's being uneducated and fucking stupid.

No. 180020

>>180019
Nah.

You really shouldn't believe in stuff like that, it just makes you more anxious. The most that's ever happened to me when I was over at some friend's for a sleepover was that the board would magically tell them and their closest friends that the guys they liked were secretly into them when they had their fingers on the piece, while it stayed completely silent when my friend and I did.

No. 180021

>>179965
I agree. Her hair (bangs included) looked best like this.

No. 180022

>>180012
>>180019
Friends wantted to use one in highschool, but I decided to peace out. I came to school the next day and one of my friend's had a blackeye because he woke up in the middle of the night to use the toilet. The door was jammed and he heard scratching sounds, then it suddenly flew open and hit in the face. He had a pretty bad face injury. And now there's a thick tension in the air around his house. I wouldn't mess with that shit just to be safe. I do believe in ghosts and i wouldnt want to mess with them, even if it doesn't work for everyone.

No. 180024

So Suzy says she gained weight because of thyroid polyps. Usually that goes hand in hand with hypothyroidism, which is completely treatable with meds. Suzy hasn't mentioned medications so I wonder if she's even on Synthroid or anything.

Hypothyroidism doesn't exactly mean massive weight gain. I know someone who managed to lose weight with hypo. Suzy probably eats way too much and blames it on her condishun.

No. 180025

>>180024
Even if she is on meds, she never mentions working out. And she drinks a lot of soda, which contributes greatly to her weight gain.

No. 180027

>>180025
Yeah, she's probably lazy and overeating and instead of saying that she has a condishun but that she's also eating too much and not moving enough, she's solely blaming her thyroid.

No. 180029

>>180027
I wonder if Suzy ever worked out? Like went out jogging or to the gym before all this? She used to have a pretty much 9 or 10 people and it's sad she threw it out the window.

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No. 180043

>>180040
She needs to stop being a blob before she starts correcting small problems like fat between your thighs.

No. 180051

>>180040
>>180043
I hope she realizes spot training doesn't work… You need to stop being an overall fat ass for your thigh fat to burn off and tone up.

No. 180054

>>180040
Someone needs to confirm if this is actually Suzy or did she stand behind someone and videotape them working out? haha

No. 180056

>>180040
So stupid. I have a thigh gap and my bmi is 24. It has to do with the width of your hips, sheesh.

No. 180059

>>180056
For the most part, yes. I'm 125 pounds and i have just a little gap, but my thighs do still rub together because welp, that's where all my fat goes, but my upper body and arms are skinny. It's all how your distribution is.

I'm sick of these air heads obsessing over thigh gaps.

No. 180061

>>180040
I just realized this video is from 10 weeks ago. I wonder if she's made any progress?

No. 180062

>>180024
She talks about it at around 6:30 minutes into this vid. Apparently her doctor hasn't put her on any meds.

No. 180075

>>180062
That's very unusual. An Endocrinologist should prescribe something to regulate her thyroid if the polyps are causing hypothyroidism.

No. 180077

Imagine this all ending with tons of game grumps streams to raise money for Suzy's chemo

No. 180079

>>180077
Haha. Awwwwkward.

No. 180103

>>180077

Imagine how sad that would be

No. 180154

>>180040
Oh geez, someone should tell her that that machine makes your thighs bigger. Gurl needs cardio and a diet.

No. 180157

If she were honestly as concerned or worried about this condition that she has then, as an adult as she so claims to be, would be taking the most necessary steps such as diet and exercise to help themselves. She is so concerned in wallowing in self pity and getting so many compliments i begin to wonder if she even WANTS to get fixed. People keep saying how beautiful, strong, special she is because of this "ailment" she has. All she has to do is realize that it's not impossible and you can't blame a disease on weight all of the time. I have PCOS, and people claim how tough it is to lose weight with it, but I lost 12 pounds in 9 months eating healthy and exercising, so I never buy the medical excuses unless it's something physically debilitating. She is lazy, enjoys her donuts, soda and eating out, and not exercising. That is why she is overweight, not her stupid thyroid.

No. 180165

>>180157
I can't think of PCOS without thinking of Whitney Thore, the fat girl from My Big Fat Fabulous life. No Whitney, your PCOS didn't cause a 200 lb weight gain. Eating banana mayo sandwiches, whole pizzas and drinking a copious amount of booze did.

No. 180201

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Be prepared, guys.

No. 180223

>>179905
And I thought I was being an annoying commentator when watching my bf play mgsv

No. 180229

>>179962
>the issue is you girls assuming a certain genetic profile is due to fatness and not because it's just predispositioned to look a certain way
I mean… look at >>179965 the chin-neck merge is definitely because of how fat she got.

No. 180235

>>180201
this looks legitimately horrible

No. 180236

>>180235
Anything is better than the fucking cat eye at this point, lbr

No. 180240

>>180236
Honestly a little surprised she didn't do the cat eye as well as the "mask" overtop

No. 180264

>>180201
I hope this is just a tutorial for the "mask"… Though I'll probably bust a gut if she's dressed as Quiet in the video.

No. 180272

>>179962
Her natural genetic profile is due to fas, the blubber is just a bonus.

No. 180290

>>180201
HAHAHA bitch you wish! You're too fat and nowhere near as cool and awesome as Quiet.

No. 180293

>>180201
Her FAS face up close is disgusting

No. 180313

I know she's doing the Quiet "mask" look, but would it kill her to use some color on her lips or a lip balm at the very least? I'm probably being nitpicky but bare lips are not a good look for her. Her red lip recently is really helping her look better imo.

No. 180354

This is so painful to watch what the hell.

No. 180372

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lmao

No. 180387

>>180372
thinks of Suzy cosplaying as Quiet oh god no… nooo… NOOOOOOOOOO!

No. 180393

>>180372
NO SHE WOULDN'T. DONT LIE TO HER.

No. 180394

>>180372
Man, those guys are zero standards. I hate whiteknights.

No. 180395

>>180313
I don't know if she puts foundation over her lips or what, but they look so washed out. You're right, she needs some pink or red for color.

No. 180400

Tfw you open an episode of gg and she's the first thing you see :)

No. 180401

>>180400
Why is she not wearing pants? Why is she so bad at even fake acting on purpose?

WHY ARE THEY ADVERTISING FOR LOOT CRATE? This is the most cringey shit.

No. 180403

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>>180400
Those comments

No. 180404

>>180403
CaptinFalco's comment about Suzy's face has me rolling.

No. 180405

>>180400
I don't know, I think this is probably her least terrible work in the ads. And she looked a little decent in it. It could've been a lot worse. Y'know. Like the first ad they did for the "New" Game Grumps shirts.

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No. 180407

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No. 180412

>>180405
Yeah, this was her best appearance in awhile imo. I think anything's better than her scary bloated latex doll look from the shovel knight video

No. 180418

>>180407
You make the best screencaps, anon

No. 180420

>>180405
I agree. I thought it was fine. Even kind of funny. (Rare for GG/Suzy.)

No. 180422

>>180400

That fucking shilling are you kidding me…

How greedy can you get? Arin is seriously destroying the Gamegrumps name with this jewery, and all in the name of $$$.

No. 180425

>>180400

I am sooooooooo salty that these gaylords have so much money and nice shit

No. 180455

Suzy's doing what looks like a q&a on Tumblr right now if anyone's interested.

No. 180463

>>180425
You shouldn't be. Money isn't everything.

No. 180466


No. 180476

>>180466
It's true., at least I think so. I had a super rich uncle and guess what? his kids and grandkids were ungrateful brats.

No. 180515

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is this person high

No. 180530

>>180515
I dont wan't Suzy to do anything MGS related. ugh…

No. 180531

>>180515
He may be trolling her who knows

No. 180544

>>180405
Yeah, I actually found some of her bits slightly funny for once, which is surprising seeing as whenever I watch her I think "here we go, more unfunny shittery".
She usually tries too hard when trying to emulate the type of over-the-top, blatant humor Arin and the other guys do in the ad videos, but she seemed more…natural here?
I still don't like Suzy but she got a smile from me (begrudgingly).
>>180422
I agree with this though.
They think straight up saying "yeah, we're getting paid for this!" in a comedic way makes it okay, but it really doesn't. It kind of comes off even more obnoxious to me for some reason.

No. 180560

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heh

No. 180561

>>180400
did she lose some weight? her face doesn't look as greasy either. also she wore something other than sweats and a hoodie. maybe she's improving?

No. 180563

>>180544
Everyone knows they're getting sponsored by loot crate at this point. It does make it even more obnoxious to do this 'commercial.'

No. 180564

>>180561
She has no business wearing those shorts though. Her hair and makeup is still the same shit.

No. 180565

>>180407
She looks like a plastic model made with the Unity engine.

No. 180566

>>180403
Haha, I like the OP here.

No. 180568

>>180560
What the fuck, why'd she get so offended?
That's not even really a personal question in my opinion.
People ask others that are childless and have a S.O. or are married that question all the time. Maybe it's just me but it doesn't seem out of line.
Maybe one of them is infertile? I can't think of why else she would get so disgruntled.
>>180565
Lol'd.

No. 180575

>>180568
I mean, it is a personal question that is no one's business and a lot of heterosexual couples get that question once they're together for more than a year. Not really defending Suzy but i can understand her annoyance. Her and Arin have been getting that question before their marriage and they probably don't want to discuss it. It really is no one's business tbh

No. 180583

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someone posted this comment on a collegehumor video called "Every beauty vlogger ever"
Kind of hilarious.

No. 180584

>>180583
The video btw

No. 180585

>>180584
Saw that video the other day, fucking hilarious

No. 180589

>>180584
This is pretty accurate. haha

No. 180600

>>180584
sorry for oot but 1:18 reminds me venus and manaki somehow

No. 180660

>>180407
what vid is this from? I think I preordered that shirt from levelup wear but it got delayed to November…

No. 180662


No. 180677

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Well,at least she is kind of self aware i guess?

No. 180733

>>180575
She didn't have to respond if she didn't want to answer. Acting rude to your fans is just stupid and obnoxious.

No. 180800

>>180733
Yeah, she could've easily ignored it. I get that it probably gets asked a lot and is old but jeez simmer down over there suz

No. 180826

>>180584
I love how her bf in this is the every YouTube gamer.

No. 180900

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No. 180927

>>180826
And I love how the "Every youtube gamer channel" ever video is so about people like Arin and Peanutbuttergamer.

No. 180928

>>180677
hahaha holyshit. Suzy knows she's boring.

No. 180929

>>180560
It's a super personal question, but you have to love how rude she is at first when her ass isn't being directly kissed, and then she's super nice when the fan realizes they pissed off Kween Grumples and bows down to her instantly.

A+ public relations, Scuzy.

No. 180974

>>180900
Chill with the filter a little Suzy…

No. 180975

>>180974
Her skin must look like shit.

No. 180993

>>180900
lol @ her lips.

No. 183251

>There's being "edgy" and "different" but then there's being uneducated and fucking stupid.

Omfg, are you mentally challenged?
You seriously believe a piece or cardboard with letters on it can summon 'demonic spirits' lol, Ouija boards are fucking bullshit, if you seriously believe they work you probably believe in this bearded man in the sky who will forgive you for all your sins like being born and having periods.

Youtube Penn and Tellers video on Ouija boards and educate yourself on the spoopy.

No. 183263

Why doesn't she get lip injections ?

No. 183282

https://instagram.com/p/7zaQx4nzGv/?taken-by=mortemer

I'm so happy that she cosplays Venom and not Quiet

No. 183308

Suzy was in my wet dream about Nicole, too.
I want to die.

No. 183338

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>>177230
I tried so hard and got so far

No. 183341

>>183338
It's getting there anon. Godspeed.

No. 183353

>>183338
She looks so pretty

No. 183379

>>183338
she looks amazing, honestly. what'd you do, just lips?

No. 183384

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>>183338
ngl i haven't looked at suzy's mug for a while, so i didn't see too much of a difference, but comparing them side-by-side just…wow. she needs to take this picture to a plastic surgeon stat.

here's the comparison in a handy gif form

No. 183387

>>183338
you are a photoshop magician

No. 183402

>>183251
Did tearing this post a new one just make your dick hard? fuck you.

No. 183404

>>183384

Ugh her real eyebrows look so damn fake and overdrawn, why do the shooped ones look real-er

No. 183452

>>183251
WELL if Penn and Teller made a video it must be true!!!!!!!

No. 183456

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I found a fat suzy clone on tumblr

No. 183458

>>183456
No fucking way

No. 183459

>>183452
Different anon but seriously, if you believe those things actually summon demons or whatever the fuck, you are a moron, you don't need a TV show to tell you that

No. 183461

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>>183458
It's scary

No. 183462

>>183461
what the fuck

No. 183468

>>183461
Why does this person think those eyebrows are good? Or those bangs? Ew.

No. 183524

>>183461
is there any possible way to fix that nose?

No. 183534

>>183308
What??

No. 183535

>>183338
This is so good and most of it is just not doing her shitty basic makeup with too much eyeliner.

No. 183552

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Ughh she looks like shes molding

No. 183553

I wonder if Suzy ever had a crush on Barry tbh. Shes usually way more natural with him than her own husband

No. 183554

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No. 183557

>>183554
THANK GOD,that means no bikini or bra cosplay

No. 183559

>>183554
I may actually like the cosplay just because I don't have to see much of her face or body

No. 183564

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>>180354

all those awkward face poses wtf

No. 183579

https://instagram.com/p/72XQwMHzH-/
Trying to get some attention from Daniels death

No. 183583

>>183554
She probably would've done a 'sexy' version if she wasn't fat now.
She'd look blubbery and disgusting and she knows it.

No. 183585

>>183579
Wait what?

No. 183586

>>183579

Can someone give me a quick synopsis of who this Danial is? Also what relation does GG have to him

No. 183587

>>183554

"I wanna be the real deal"

GUYS I"M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME

No. 183611

>>183586
Daniel was involved with Cyndago and he killed himself recently. A lot of people have been torn up and Suzy & Sheena ~~Oum~~ have been up peope's asses about it.

No. 183615

>>183586

He worded for Cyndago who were probably most well known for their skits with Markiplier. I think Markiplier lived with them too? Some of the Game grumps have done videos with them as well (I know of Ross and Dan being in videos at least).

Daniel was a member and he committed suicide, so now Cyndago are split up, and Markiplier is on a break.

No. 183619

>>183615

Yeah, mark moved in with them because some stalkers found out where he lived.

No. 183626

>>183554
So what if someone wants to do a sexy snake cosplay? Suzy touts herself as a big feminist with her "I PLAY MORE VIDEO GAMES THAN BOYS!!" and her ~~~girl gang~~~ bullshit all the time but she's really just as bad as Arin with his "I'm a feminist cuz I want pus" schtick.

No. 183651

>>183579
Who is Daniel and why didnt you just screencap and post it here? this is an image board. No one wants to click on links unless they can't be posted.

No. 183652

>>183554
She's going to be awful. Why is she even planning on making that cosplay?

No. 183653

>>183611
who cares about him then

No. 183656

>>183653
I think his friends. Mark was that. Suzy not so much.

No. 183657

>>180564
what's wrong with the shorts? her legs don't even look bad. are you guys serious? she's really not that fat. the problem is that her face is fat and she has a doublechin.

No. 183664

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No. 183673

>>183664
her legs really don't look bad in that video.

No. 183694

>>183553
I've thought about that too. They spend so much time together so there's probably a little something

No. 183696

>>183552
She's supposed to look like she's molding, doesn't beetlejuice have that same thing going on?

No. 183701

>>183657
>>183673


ignore the ana-chans, they've seem to have forgotten what people who eat something other than half a baby carrot look like in shorts.

No. 183702

>>183552
She missed the mark. I feel like should could have made it more Halloween like by adding more liquid latex around her face.

No. 183757

>>183553
>>183694
I've thought the opposite, if Barry has had a crush on her… he really is the only person who doesn't seem to be completely awkward around her on camera. I mean…

This video is weird. And her application skills are awful, even with a twitchy Arin.

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>>183552

>You should def do a Siouxsie sioux one!!


pls no

No. 183760

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>>183759
Problem is Suzy's look is nearly Siouxsie Sioux. She'd still fuck it up, or wonder who the hell this person is.

No. 183761

>>183760

I wonder if she knows who Siouxsie Sioux is
You know, being ~so goff~ and all

No. 183764

>>183761
She probably doesn't and is goth in aesthetic only. Not a bad thing, but it's why I don't call myself goth even though I like the look. I don't listen to the music much.

No. 183768

>>183764

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt that she's at least somewhat aware of her, but maybe I'm just worried I end up like one of those ~omg super spooky~ kids that jump up and start asking Bauhaus trivia whenever anyone even mentions liking the goth aesthetic, idk

sage for getting OT

No. 183776

>>183768
Eh as long as you aren't a judgemental prick you'd be okay. Some people are willing to learn.

And then you have Suzy who wants to be right about everything. All she'd kind of need to do is watch the Pixiwoo tutorial on it.

No. 183854

>>178688
And it's insulting as fuck to girls who are truly gamers that have to deal with the attention seeking game gurl whores.
get over yourself
>it's bad to use gamer gurl
>it's okay to call guys basement dwellers
go back to tumblr

No. 183856

>>178820
that is very unkawaii

No. 183857

>>178918
This shit can happen to everyone and why does it seem like she's bragging? wtf?

No. 183858

>>179208
I regret clicking on this holy shit
who the fuck does that?

No. 183859

>>179261
Worst PS ever

No. 183860

>>179266
>implying anyone would fap to this

No. 183862

>>179527
CAN SHE STOPS USING THE WORD AMAZING?

No. 183867

>>183459
>if you have different beliefs in me then youre a moron!!!
i'm not that anon but you seem like you're the one who is a moron

No. 183868

>>183461
I bet this girl is a SJW and a feminist and calls herself trans
PLS LET ME KNOW IF IM RIGHT

No. 183869

>>183468
to look like a fierce woman!!!

No. 183872

>>183868
Why, so you can ask to take her feminist sjw dick in your ass? Calm down, edgelord. You're creepy.

No. 183875

>>183862
No. I can at least give Arin that he can be informed about certain things, even if he failed as a weeb and didn't know what tsundere meant, but I don't think Suzy goes out of her way to learn anything, much less expand her vocabulary.

No. 183891

>>183619
I really feel bad for people like Mark who are really down to earth and just wanna do what they love, but insane fans want to stalk them. Like, leave the guy alone.

I dont really care for Pewdiepie's videos, but he does a lot of charity work, which is great. He's in LA right now and because of some of their vlogs, I guess stans found out the house they're staying while in LA and left a package on their doorstep. Like who thinks that's okay?

No. 183892

>>183701
Sorry you're so fat, Suzy

No. 183894

>>183776
Love this tutorial!

No. 183898

>>183552
Why does her underarm look so fucking dirty?

No. 183899

>>183898
I'm going to say filter.
>It's not.

No. 183911

>>183461
Her skin always looks like mine when I put on foundation too, it looks like she doesn't exfoliate but I do every day. What am I doing wrong

No. 183914

>>183911

you need to wear primer to protect your skin; most foundations have comedogenic ingredients so try ones that affect your skin less.

korres makes an amazing brightening rose scrub that saved my skin as i wear foundation every day too.

No. 183980

I was in this fucking thread for five minutes and it made me get up and go outside for a jog.

No. 183986

>>183914
Is it okay if I mix my primer with my foundation or base because they're both liquid? When mixed, the primer lightens the other to a shade I can wear without it looking bad (pale skin sucks when trying to find matching make up ;_; )
doesn't mixing the two essentially make a bb cream or something?
(polite sage bc this is kind of OT)

No. 184077

>>183980
Suzy's fat is kind of motivating like that.

No. 184099

>>183986
Lush sells a serum-like product called Grease Lightning. It's supposed to be a spot treatment, but I apply it over broad areas where I tend to break out. I put it on under my makeup and it helps keep my pores from getting dirty/clogged. It isn't very pricy and there's a ton in the bottle.

No. 184145

>>171262
you know if she were in the middle of these two weights she would look perf
in my personal opinion
such a shame

No. 184172

>>183452

I feel sorry for your parent's bringing a fucktard such as yourself into this world.

No. 184202

>>184099
Grease lightning is a terrible name for a facial product, but I'll try a sample and check it out.

No. 184203

>>184145
She looks perfect on the left though tbh

No. 184228

>>179378
Holy shit even in this Arin has that depressed, dead behind the eyes look.

No. 184234

>>183980

Same. I'm nowhere near her weight but I just got anxious I literally never want her life.

No. 184236

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>>184234
DIf anon but I'm trying so hard to lose weight. A vid that was posted awhile ago that had Suzy looking very porky reminded me of when I was over 200 lbs. Suzy does look better with a fully face, but her arms are gross. If she curled her hair and gave it more body, she'd also look less gross.

And actually right now, I think Suzy's body type/shape is a bit like Tanya Burr's, a much more successful beauty youtuber. Tanya's not really 'fat' but makes very bad fashion choices (it's happening less, but that might also be because she lost some weight for her wedding…) by not dressing to her body type and picking things that just aren't flattering.

No. 184246

>>184228
He's lost his passion, even when it comes to fucking his wife.

No. 184288

>>184246

which is sad because he's fucking gross looking, sorry.

i only know of these people from this thread but it sucks she has a shitty marriage and he may not be open about not wanting to be with her. like she's not THAT fucking bad, she's just not at all fit to be a youtube personality, and should eat better.

but he's not exactly a prize so i don't get it…

No. 184299

>>184288
Exactly. I feel like I could deal with being in a room with suzy for a few hours, but would genuinely get up and punch Arin in the face after a while. He tries so hard to be funny, like that kid in everyone's gradeschool who would eat anything for $1.

No. 184326

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holy shit how gullible is this bitch

No. 184331

>>184326
Whenever I hear stuff like that, my first instinct is to Google. Just in a few seconds I saw that there's never been a direct link, and any studies that hinted towards it had skepticism and were never actually able to prove anything. I dunno how she can just spread information around without thinking. Especially when you have such a large following of people.

No. 184334

>>184331
Adding on to this, I'm glad to see a lot of people in the comments trying to correct her

No. 184363

>>184326

I didn't understand until I read "links to breast cancer and deodorant"
Kek what the hell bitch, why does she believe everything she reads and tries to act like such a hippy? And then pounds of makeup on her face which is terrible for her skin??

Speaking of aluminum free deodorants, anyone have any suggestions? I have the Tom's right now but I'd like to try something else in the future when I run out. I wear aluminum free for the fact that aluminum causes those horrible yellow stains in clothes.
>be lolita
>gotta protect that burando

No. 184365

>>184363
OT but is aluminum really what causes those stains? I thought it was just sweat!

>tfw so many white shirts ruined

No. 184374

>>184326
I dunno about the links to breast cancer, but I use Tom's products in general because they just work for me and feel more natural. I have been using their toothpaste for years.

No. 184375

>>184363
>protects staining
Glad I use Tom's! Those are the worst. i hate armpit stains. Thanks for the info, anon.

No. 184380

>>184363
I thought the same thing; she cares about the apparent 'links to breast cancer' when the chances of actually getting cancer from deodorant is likely extremely, extremely slim, yet she stuffs her face with garbage 24/7, does nothing lose weight and gives no fucks about the very probable health issues she can obtain from that.
Fuck, she is dumb.

No. 184386

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>>184363
I occasionally use this brand from the recommendation from a friend (who uses it in conjunction with another organic deodorant that I can't remember. She uses Crystal at night and the other one during the day. In a fursuit at a con in the dead heat of summer no less.) I specifically have the one in the middle which is a bit weird… you have to wet it before application. I find it's not that strong (so I've switch back to Dove for the time being) but the other formulas might be better.

>>184380
If Suzy was smart she'd also stop using all the carcinogenic makeup she has and find her skin would likely look a lot better for it, since she's such shit at skin care. With how much she cakes on, she's more likely to get cancer from that. I swear she's like the teenagers who come into the store I work at (I work at a major US chain of beauty stores) who don't want to be told that the best way to deal with their acne isn't a full coverage foundation but a decent skin care regime.

>>183564
I also finally watched this. Dammit Suzy, you should have used a gel eyeliner or a cream shadow as a base around the eye before the powder shadow. It's patchy as fuck (and if you look at caps of Quiet, it's darker and smokier around her eyes) which you could also have avoided by laying down a taupe shade first and then the black. Fuck, even using a goddamn eye primer would have helped. Why is she so bad?

No. 184387

>>184386

The spray version of this works wonders for me. I don't have super potent armpit stank, though.

No. 184507

>>184386
My dad has been using crystal for over 10 years now and swears by it. I totally forgot about this brand. Both Tom's and Crystal are great products you can find in almost every beauty store, CVS or target.

No. 184508

>>184386
>I also finally watched this. Dammit Suzy, you should have used a gel eyeliner or a cream shadow as a base around the eye before the powder shadow. It's patchy as fuck (and if you look at caps of Quiet, it's darker and smokier around her eyes) which you could also have avoided by laying down a taupe shade first and then the black. Fuck, even using a goddamn eye primer would have helped. Why is she so bad?

I like you, anon. Maybe you should do a Quiet makeup tutorial and show Suzy up.

No. 184517

>>184508
I'm thinking about it. I've wanted to do a cosplay make up channel for awhile, in part because I'm medium skin toned and they are very lacking on YT (everyone is either white, sometimes with fake tan, or very dark brown or they suck at make up) and also because of shit like Suzy.

I did search for some other Quiet tutorials and… one was old (from when clips of Quiet were first revealed) so she can have a pass for lack of resources and the other… is technically better because she did some of the things I mentioned but she was sort of back lit the whole time and good shots of the make up were filtered selfies. And it was still patchy looking in the video itself but that's probably because she used the dumb sponge applicators. This shit ain't hard!

No. 184614

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Thanks everyone for the advice on aluminum free deodorant !

No. 184617


No. 184619

>>184614
No prob anon! We should stick together and be better and more informed than Snoozy.

No. 184623

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>>184517
Are you hispanic like me? I have olive tone skin with a slight tan and almost all the tan YT makeup gurus are fake tanned bitches and I kind of want to see some actual dark skinned people without fake bronzer. Haha. If you ever do it, I'll seek you out.

Getting back on track, now Suzy is using other users on instagram to promote her overpriced garbage jewelry. Why do people still give her money??

No. 184624

>>184623
Why do all these women look the same is the better question?

No. 184625

>>184617
arrrgh her voice is so annoying and her commentary makes me barely able to watch her play for more than 10 minutes. Honestly, I'd rather just watch Dodger or Minx do something like this.

No. 184626

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No. 184639

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>>184623
I'm actually South Asian, but I get mistaken for Hispanic all the time (and disappointed look from every Spanish speaking person for betraying my not-culture). I'm pretty yellow toned actually for being South Asian, and that's mostly on my Dad's side.

>>184624
>>184626
Actually it's probably because of Kylie Jenner. Add in wanting to look edgy and you get too much contouring as well as weird hair colors.

No. 184656

>>184639
I think in Suzy's case, it's mostly or just FAS.

No. 184662

>>184656
Oh yeah but the chick in >>184623 is def going for a gothier Kylie Jenner look.

No. 184679

>>184639
>>184662
yeah, they need to tone down that contouring.

No. 184687

>>184679
Especially since it's becoming passe now. Strobing (aka highlighting to almost stupid degrees) is where it's at currently.

Suzy could never do strobe make up. Her skin is shit and she's greasy enough.

No. 184707

>>184639
Yikes, fake lips always look like shit

No. 184708

>>184624
It's pretty much the instagram makeup trend. I have a friend that does her makeup like that and bases it off of Instagram famous girls. It looks fucking awful in person/sunlight though. Contouring in general looks disgusting if it's not done naturally

No. 184715

I wonder if Suzy won't get rid of the eyeliner because it's one of the things that make people think she's Asian. There's so many people that think she's mixed or not white at all it's hilarious

No. 184717

>>184708
How boring and basic do you have to be to follow instagram makeup trends? damn these bitches

>>184715
Maybe? It makes her eyes look more fas-y though.

No. 184800

>>183456
holy fuck. you can't just post this without the url, anon. pls deliver

No. 184811

>>183338
The eye makeup change alone makes her look a million times better. even if she kept everything else the same. That nasty inner wing she does makes her look awful.

No. 184845

>>183456
She looks like some unholy cross between Suzy and Zachary Quinto's Spock.

No. 184857

>>184715
What's funny is that eye make up is more of a thing in India or the Middle East. Most East Asian make up trends don't involve heavily lining the eye like that. Pic related, this is much more common from what I can tell from various Japanese and Korean media. The cat eye flick is still a thing, but the downward 'puppy dog' eye remains popular too. I'd like to see Suzy attempt this.

No. 184858

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>>184857
And I forgot the pic.

No. 184962

LOOK IT'S ANOTHER GIRL.

Also Suzy, you're supposed to be in a corset. When can't you sit right.

No. 184964

>>184962
Dodger is legit cool though. Don't try to lump her in with Snoozy. haha

No. 184967

>>184964
Actually my point was more that Suzy wasn't the only girl on table flip for a change. Dodger is great. Suzy wishes she came off half as genuine.

No. 184969

>>184967
Ahh yeah! I agree, Suzy is probably seething at that table. Dodger is really likable and just is herself like Holly is. Suzy can't comprehend that since she's fake 99% of the time.

No. 184988

>>184969

She's probably so pissed off she can't keep crying "m-muh sexism!!!" as if people dislike her because she's a woman rather than because she's a piece of shit

No. 184999

>>184988
Exactly. This was already proven as soon as Ross brought Holly into the guest grumps episodes. Everyone loved Holly's chemistry with Ross and co, but still hated Suzy. Suzy cannot use the sexism card when people have proven it has zero to do with her being a women and more of a controlling, obnoxious cunt.

No. 185004

>>184962

Not familiar with this Dodger chick, but she needs to have someone fix her brows. She's pretty cute, but she'd look 11/10 with a better brow shape.

It's a wonder girls like her don't have more followers/press when you have the usual attention whores like Jnig and Anita making headlines everywhere. And then it's an even bigger wonder how Suzy gets attention…

No. 185012

>>185004
It's probably because she's not an attention whore. Or has an e-famous boyfriend/husband whose fame she can leech off of.

Dodger does the Friendzone streams for Polaris a lot (which is where the Danny/Dodger ship came from) and you can tell she just never really makes things about her in that kind of setting.

No. 185016

>>185004
She would look better with thicker brows tbh, but her personality is cute and I like her a lot.

It's because people like Jnigger and Anita are all people wanna talk about and actual cool women in gaming get brushed off because they arent causing drama.

No. 185032

I feel bad, but anytime there is a grump video with her in it, even if everyone is in it plus her, I just can't bring myself to watch it. She makes me cringe so hard. And this whole time I was like, "Well she's not funny at all … but I'm sure she is a super nice person irl!" And then I read through this thread of her just suddenly feeling offended at random friendly banter, pulling a ton of bullshit with her shop, not realizing how she whores out her youtube channel. Wow … I mean at the very least I think she is pretty? But this thread is right she keeps pulling the same make up over and over again. Granted I do the same thing, but I'm not running a makeup channel for money. She's a good artist from what I understand, she should dedicate more time to making good paintings and original (nongrump themed) artwork and she'd be able to sell it easier on her etsy.

This all wouldn't be so bad if she was just a chill humble person like ross's wife. But she is just so … ugh and uptight and demanding and sensitive and in everyones face to prove herself. Her video gaming channel … is so boring and annoying I would shoot myself if I had to watch her videos.

No. 185034

>>184962
Is this an old prerecorded video? Suzy's tattoo isn't finished.

No. 185122

>>185034
Table Flip wasn't airing for a really long while, I think there was some issue why they weren't being published yet. That or it might be something to do with how the episodes are first being aired on a different (paid) site, and then take awhile to come out for free.

No. 185290

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SO THEN MELT, BITCH!

No. 185292

>>185290

lol those lips look nasty
My sister does them like that and thinks no one notices. We just don't say anything to her face.

No. 185293

>>185290
I don't know how girls can even wear makeup on hot days. Like, I looooove makeup and have spent most of my income on it, but summer is just the worst when it comes to wearing it. I'd rather not wear it then feel and look mucky af.

No. 185295

>>185292
They're overdrawn a bit sloppily but they aren't terrible. I think Suzy looks way better with a lip color that isn't nude lipgloss. Hopefully she learns how to line her lips better though lmao.

No. 185302

>>185295

I guess I'm seeing it as: If they look this bad in a photo, they look 10x worse in real life. Her upper lip is really defined and she can't hide that ridge.

My sister's overdrawing looks believable in photos and he gets tons of compliments on her ~*flawless*~ makeup, but irl it just looks awful. Some people just can't pull it off due to lip shape. Myself included.

Maybe if Suzy didn't go so far past her natural lip it wouldn't look as weird.

No. 185303

>>185302
Maybe she's trying to get rid of that FAS look.

No. 185311

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>>185303
I honestly would respect suzy if she came clean about her FAS and stop trying to pretend she's asian/icelandic/mixed etc. She looks like pic related

No. 185318

She really just looks very Finnish to me, but then again maybe FAS is common in Finland

No. 185321

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One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

No. 185322

>>185290
Does she seriously wear such thick and heavy makeup all the time? I take a break from makeup a lot during the summer or else I'd get greasy and break out more often.

No. 185324

>>185293
Seriously! I sometimes wear tinted moisturizers with spf, but full on face like Snoozy? No thank you.

No. 185326

>>185318
Don't insult people in Finland.

No. 185332

>>185322
Always anon, but she usually has nude lips and they do not compliment her. If you've seen any of her make-up tutorials it's basically this heavy, winged eyeliner look over and over again.

No. 185334

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>>185326
Not that anon, but that wasn't an insult? She was making a hypothesis. tbh Finnish people are known to drink heavily, I wouldn't be surprised if her guess is true.

Oh, yeah and go back to tumblr

No. 185341

>>185332
She can seriously just wear tinted moisturizer and some lip tint instead of such heavy shit. Is Suzy still questioning why her skin is in such bad shape?

No. 185343

>>185334
You're the only one who is taking it the wrong way. I merely meant that the people of Finland don't deserve to be compared to Snoozy. Haha. Get over yourself.

No. 185394

>>185343
Oh your right I'm retarded I read that outta context. Sorry

No. 185396

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>>185341
Her skin is that bad tho that a tinted moisturizer/bb cream would do much in the way of coverage. I wanna say in an old video she was using the Smashbox BB cream, but that brand isn't the most non-comedogenic…

Fuck if she got into a mineral make up during the summer she'd look loads better. Can she just get into Korean makeup since her husband like KPop so much? She'd look load better since their make up is meant to look… not stupid.

Also personally I do heavy make up during the summer, but I work at a make up store, so I kind of have to.

No. 185423

>>185396
>that redhead
She's so cute. Damn.

No. 185428

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I hate her fans they always go to her side

No. 185431

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She is also terrible at brush care

No. 185433

>>185293
>>185322
She's wearing all that heavy make-up plus fake eyelashes. Fucking how and why?
I would be dying to take all that shit off as soon as I put it on, especially in summer.
Fuck that.

No. 185434

>>185428
that's kinda what fans do anon.

No. 185435

>>185431
>it came apart after washing it for the third time
Why does the handle look like she's had it for years then?…
The paint looks like it's cracked and about to start flaking off.
Seriously, it looks like my mum's blush brush that she's kept for years (I know, gross).

No. 185437

>>185435
Also (samefagging, sorry) you're right anon, that shit pretty much happens when you aren't careful when washing them; she must not be keeping the brush facing down and holding it upright. That's how water seeps up to the handle and un-sticks the glue. She should know this.
>~*~makeup guru~*~

No. 185456

>>185431
Does she throw it into the washing machine?? That brush looks 10 years old. I've had ELF and MAC brushes for 4 years that don't look nearly as bad at those. Suzy sucks so bad at makeup anything.

No. 185457

>>185437
That's what I'm thinking. She probably washes them right side up and lets the water leak in and it probably also has bacteria because of that. No wonder she is had shitty skin.

No. 185484

>185012

Dodger's bf is also a youtuber/e-famus but she has more followers than him and has been doing YT longer than him.

No. 185489

You know what makes me rage more than Suzy? How Arin wont NUT THE FUCK UP LIKE A REAL MAN AND JUST TELL HER FUCKING "NO!!!!!" ALREADY!!! Jesus FUCK man it's been like 10 years almost you spineless FUCK, just tell her NO this is my thing, I'm gonna animate and do whatever the fuck I feel like, go kick rocks if you don't like it, SORRY you suck so much at life you have to ride my ass to claim any type of success… She doesn't add anything special to GG, not that it's a special show to begin with, but COME ON, how everyone tiptoes around Arin and Suzy makes me damn surprised how they haven't encountered a single person in 8+ years that hasn't said, "Hey Arin, you should probably stand up for yourself and tell your girlfriend no."

I've had to tell my bros that shit SO many times, and if they don't listen it almost always bites them in the ass really hard. It hurts them more than the initial guilt they would have felt if they stood up for themselves. Fucking Arin, you piece of shit, I would bitch slap him so God damn hard if I was his friend and he let his girl just shit all over his life like he does.

Truly the definition of a spineless fuck.

No. 185524


No. 185528

>>185524
"femalized"
It looks like she drew on Venom's scars with a sharpie. Why would she do her shitty Egyptian cat eye with this??

No. 185529

>>185528

Because she's a unique special snowflake adding a "twist" to the look. You should know that by now anon, Suzy isn't like other girls.

No. 185532

>>185524
>"No blush on this tutorial, I'm not doin a GIRLY snake I wunna be a ~BADASS~!!"

No. 185534

>>185529
I hate how Suzy is all "IM A SOOPER FEMINNINST!! GIRL GANG!!11!" and then does shit like this. So what if you wanna be a sexy snake with your titty out?? Her being with Arin only for most of her life is really showing.

No. 185546

>>185532
>not a GIRLY SNAKE
>20lbs of eyeliner
>false lashes

ok

No. 185556

>>171932
I seriously want to see this episode.

No. 185575

>>185524
she didn't even try with the scars tbh, compare them with hollys skills

No. 185576

>>185556
I believe its this video. lmfao

No. 185584

>>185576
Starts at 3:04

No. 185604

>>185524
god fucking damn, she seriously does that tacky winged liner and heavy lined corner for EVERYTHING, doesn't she?

like good god, do something different, especially for """"cosplay"""

No. 185618

>>185524
FUCK HER. she's going to butcher one of my favorite video game characters. I seriously cannot stand Suzy and her fans are going to praise her no matter what. Uggh… sorry, i'm so mad at this.

No. 185619

>>185546
She is literally like JNig who is just suzy cosplaying suzy with some other shit on her face. she doesn't even try to change her makeup routine for a male costume.

No. 185620

>>185524
I never played the Metal Gear DLC where Snake gained 40 pounds of fat, put on heavy eyeliner and got an ugly tattoo.

No. 185622

>>185524
This looks like shit.
It's her regular make-up routine except she added a contact, an eyepatch, the shrapnel and some shitty scars,
Why did she use black eyeliner for the scars instead of a light (slightly reddish) brown…? Scars aren't fucking black, Suzy.
It made the use of rigid collodion pretty much pointless. Even with the effect of them looking sunken and carved, they still don't look like scars because they're fucking black.
She didn't try to draw them on even slightly realistically. No effort at all.
I've seen children's face paint with more realistic scars.

No. 185624

>>185622
Seriously. She couldn't even be bothered to google scar makeup. For characters with burns like Prince Zuko or Mello from deathnote, so many people use tissue and latex and other cool forms of makeup for scarring. She couldn't even use liquid latex from ben nye for effect. She's LAZY and she just wants wants asspats because she's Arin's wife. I cant stand her.

No. 185649

>>185524
Did anyone else notice her say "My Crazy Life" when referring to that KVD palette?
It's "Mi Vida Loca".
Why did she say it in English.
How did this bitch think she was going to make a calavera makeup tutorial and "honor" Mexican culture if she can't even say basic shit in Spanish.
I have no words.

No. 185651

>>185649

OMG really? I dont follow most luxury brands of makeup so I didnt know the name. I thought the "My Crazy Life" palette sounded really fucking weird.

No. 185652

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No. 185653

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No. 185661

>>185653
>scene queen
Nothing about this is particularly 'scene' apart from the septum piercing and I'm pretty sure it's fake because I've never seen or heard of her ever having one in any old pics or posts.
But yes, Suzy. We remember when you were thin and cute.
Why don't you stop posting 'flashback' pictures, obviously lamenting over the fact that you used to be attractive and are now fat with shit skin and actually do something about it.

No. 185671

>>185653
She looks so much better here. Without the huge inner liner points she does now.

No. 185674

>>185576
>>185584
hes trying so hard to convince himself and everyone else theyre soooo in love lmao

No. 185681

>>185575
She could have asked Holly. I'm sure she would have helped. Why she choose to fuck up so much is beyond me.

No. 185699

>>185681

She should've, but I doubt she'd ask Holly for help with it. She seems like she'd be too stubborn and egotistical to actually ask for help. It'd be like admitting she isn't the ~omg amazing kitty makeup guru~ she thinks she is.

No. 185703

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>>185661
she definitely had a septum piercing at one point. she talks about it briefly here around 3:10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvXL7B3d1eY

also pic related. i'm kind of ashamed i know this off the top of my head.

No. 185709

She really needs to go back to this look. She seriously looks so much better without the inner corner of her eyes lined.

No. 185716

>>185709
Her brows look good here too, and the bangs really soften her look while hiding her fivehead. The uniform hair color is a plus too, imo. Pls go back to this look Snoozy, stop being such a tryhard

No. 185797

>>185703
She actually looks cute with minimal makeup. She also used to have such a nice figure.

No. 185798

>>185649
>>185652
kek. It's not even hard to pronounce for a non familiar spanish speaker. Snoozy is pathetic.

No. 185799

>>185653
Suzy, this isn't scene fashion at all.

No. 185802

>>185703
She really should go back to this minimalist kind of look, it's really cute. She's trying so hard to cover up her features with overdone make-up and hair now and it's not doing any favors for her; it really only makes her look insecure.

No. 185807

>>180927
PBG is great tho unlike them

No. 185808

>>185703
Is this definitely Suzy? She looks like Jean here.
That's a compliment.

No. 185819

>>185808

Yeah its def suzy. Its from one of her few paid gigs as a model and I believe this one in particular was from Hot Topic.

>>185703
Its okay anon, I knew that as well. Used to like watching Suzy videos before she became a narcissistic jew

No. 185866

>>185575
>>185524

I honestly feel a bit bad for Suzy. It's like she has zero talent and doesn't really have a place in her husbands world. Holly is cool, creative and she's talented at it. Everyone in Game grumps has their attributes and strengths except for Suzy, who seriously fails short in every area… that must suck and I bet she thinks about it a lot.

No. 185964

>>185866
When the thing you only really seem "good" at (makeup and fashion) and you still aren't great at them. When you find your way on a comedic show about videogames and you're bad at both those things with thousands of fans shitting on you. Yeah, it would suck. To be honest, not sure why she does it still. I wonder how enjoyable this stuff is. She always clinged to what Arin did, when he was doing animations, she was colouring his art or drawing on her own. When he had his youtube channel, so did she, after he did GG so did she

No. 185968

Can't screenshot right now but I found this.Suzy really thinks she doesn't have FAS

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/1olxsl/soum_is_this_true/

No. 185970

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No. 185973

>>185968
>*Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose, and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip (I DO have a large forehead and space between my nose and upper lip- I inherited this from my father who is Icelandic and Native American.)

Okay, so she has some Icelandic in her. That's she looks like Bjork.

No. 185985

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>>185968
I'm sorry but her dad looks american to me

No. 185988

>>185970
What happened to her "love for black" and her gawth clothes? I noticed the clothes she picked out for her outfits video always some non existent. She dresses extremely average imo.

No. 186087

>>185973
Google icelandic people, she looks nothing like them. Neither does Bjork. Native Americans don't look like that either.

I know Bjork is from Iceland and Suzy might have Icelandic blood in her family, but their unique facial features definitely look like FAS.

No. 186098

>>185866
I don't feel bad for her. She had all her opportunities in life handed down to her and she didn't work for anything or faced real hardships. Anyone can get a talent if they can practice, love what they do and work hard at it. She could've been much better at makeup by now but she won't leave her winged eyeliner filled bubble. Fuck Snoozy.

No. 186099

>>185985
Jean is so damn cute.

No. 186100

>>185988
Suzy is a basic ass bitch. The most basic as they come.

No. 186109

>>186087
This. My family is Icelandic and I've never seen a face like Suzy's. Granted, it is possible that she was just born with a really unfortunate face and it has nothing to do with FAS. There are some strange looking people in the world.

No. 186112

>>186099
I know right? And she had the actual sense to move on from that anime/"goth"/"edgy" bs unlike Snoozy. I find Jean to be super cute, though I do wish she still did have her red hair.

No. 186133

>>185985
Ew her parents look like Keebler elves

No. 186143

>>185970
she doesn't look fat here, smh…

No. 186144

>>186133
Her father's giant gut is disgusting. I dont care how old you are, you dont let yourself go that badly.

No. 186146

>>185985
to be fair, her dad does have an enormous five-head too, so it could be genetics after all. or it could just be that his hairline receded

No. 186151

>>186143
the pictures from 2009, she only ballooned up in the past couple years.

No. 186154

>>186151
Pretty sure it's from today. She didn't even have the blonde in 2009.

No. 186156

>>186154
>>186154
It's from today. You can see her tattoo. I think it's her makeup, hair, and outfits that make her look terrible.

No. 186161

>>185968
"Native American" lmao sure Suzy

No. 186177

>>185985
Her mom looks like the kind of white trash redneck who would drink while pregnant, but of course she has to blame it on genetics.

No. 186182

>>186177
Yeah, her mom has that alcohol/heavy drinker bloat.

No. 186187

>>185985
She looks like her dad and her dad looks very white American.

No. 186189

>>185968
>*Poor coordination (I don't think I could paint if I had bad coordination…let alone play video games!)
You can't though.

No. 186195

>>185985
after seeing her parents, I really don't think her fucked up face is because of FAS

that shit is genetic

No. 186197

>>185968
That's nice Suzy. Still doesn't change the fact that you look like the living example of FAS.

No. 186205

>>186195
She definitely has FAS. stop.

No. 186208

>>186205
Even if she did why do we care, again? I'm confused as to why there's so much "EEEHHEEE SUZY HAS FAS"

Like, if she did or she didn't, either way it wouldn't be her fault.

No. 186215

>>186208

Yeah but I guess people just like to make fun of the possibility of her actually being less than average intelligence.