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The lack of work and social life , as well as being painfully single has left Vicky with nothing to do but spend all her time on social media and lolcow while drinking alone and taking photos with self timer which are marked as "Frankie photography". This has resulted in a slew of angry outbursts and outlandish claims , which are usually followed by posts about how totally unbothered she is. She has also been doxxing and harassing random women, insisting they have been stalking her for years , are copying her and/or are mad that their boyfriends are hitting on her because she just can not cope with the fact that a multitude of people are laughing at her. Her fan base has dwindled down to a handful of alt right neckbeards which she is desperately pandering to with some new edgelord personality. She is also relentlessly battling bullying by telling people to kill themselves, that she wishes she could beat them up and being condescending any chance she gets. >30 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'>(Poorly) fakes a British accent>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved
All images property of Victoria Shingleton. All use of images constitutes copyright fair use, e.g. for purposes of critique or parody. Image sources:
Personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/victoria.emma.5680
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Every non shooped pic of this cow she has saggy tits. She has fat chick tits that are flat and flabby at the same time.
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Tried with another photo to reverse photoshop one of her train wrecks. She was missing a leg in the original. Also I don’t understand the background still, it’s so blurred out but theirs an outline of a tree behind her hat, but then it blurs into looking like a beach. It also look like the same window as the other photos but in one of them there’s a house behind her, which has disappeared in this one.
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Have you not noticed the difference in the version she uploaded on insta versus FB? And why are you even defending her?
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And sorry for double post but she is really stuck in MySpace era
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It's the comb over that kills me. Vickie, do your fucking hair right. This is dated and embarrassing. >>512543
From the Beatles to 90s grunge, 80s post-punk, 70s punk…00s indie this is what she considers the golden era? How will she ever be a special snowflake with this basic bitch garbage?
>>512616>Shitty res because I didn't clean my phone.
Bitch all your pictures are shitty res.
Despite what others are saying, I think she looks loads better here without the shitty spider lashes and bad makeup. The hair is fried but looks better without the shit extensions and the outfit is okay. It would be better if she didn't have the ugly Egyptian ebay top underneath and just had a plain white top, but I honestly reckon she looks the best she has in a while.
She's still a cunt though, not whiteknighting.
Vic, you look retarded as usual, pigtails with your old lady face and yellow teeth make you look like a meth addict. Also, she shooped so much her entire house shifted and slanted.
Her mouth looks more and more like a prolapsed anus as time goes on
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Lol, I wonder if this was the same day. "Lack of makeup" bitch is wearing more makeup then I do when I go out.
Guess what Vic, I'm actually 22, I have naturally blonde hair, I weight 120 and am 5 "6, hope you have a wonderful day you old crusty hag.(no one cares)
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I see mascara, foundation, concealer, eyebrow pencil, lipstick, AND SO MANY GOD DAMN FILTERS EVEN YOUR BLACK OUTLINE TATTOO IS BLURRED BEYOND RECOGNITION.
All her followers are fucking retards.
>>512648>All her followers are fucking retards.
No shit. They're the kind of men that say they prefer women without makeup and point to models with natural makeup as an example.
Remember the literal neckbeard that offered Vicky a job in the observatory he works at because of her totally real degree in astrophysics? That's the kind of people we're talking about.
I’ve always thought she looked better with less makeup and her natural hair. Her attire in general reminds me of a 45 year old rocker Mom who’s trying to relive her 20s because she never had a chance to.
This look isn’t great but compared to her usual trash esthetics, i think she looks decent. Still incredibly shooped and edited though.
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Not sure if anyone's linked this, but THIS is the photo she's used for that godawful "I'm in London" picture. If you look closely at her shop, you'll even see the dude's Nike trainers. Fuck sake.
Image found here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3267417/Don-t-look-Daredevil-photographer-captures-London-s-dramatic-skyline-scaling-rooftops.html
I have a Samsung, I've always used Samsung devices for phones and tablets and while the photo quality is crap (compared to iPhones) it's not that shit. The only issues I've ever had with my Samsung phone camera is that the zoom is shitty and sometimes the focus isn't great.>>512660
- This anon gets it.>>512674
- Sloopy is her "aesthetic"
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She got really sloppy with her last shoop. Only a matter of time before someone from Guelph identifies that two-storey stone house across the road from her shack.
Holy shit anon, you made me realise just how much she vertically warped this entire scene- just look how ridiculous and extruded the Gerkhin looks in the background. I don't get it, she could have shopped herself skinnier and then pasted herself in, she can't help but warp a background she's never physically been in!
Keeks used to pretend to be in other countries too but at least she didn't attempt to shop herself on top of the Tokyo Tower and post it along with a bullshit story of parkouring her way down to ground level while brandishing a katana like Vic probably would.
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You're not seriously saying she posted this genuinely pretending it was a snap of her in London?!
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do you think she genuinely pretended that the fireworks she put here were real?
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or that this drivers license (or car) were real / hers
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I call this: Evolution of the Shoop
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Poor Vicky can't get a date
Fan- Your hair looks adorable like this.
Vicky-IT'S ALL MINE NO EXTENSIONS BLAH BLAH BLAH
Lol…where did that girl say anything about the length? She just said it was cute. But nooo Vicky has to compliment herself further.
Once again, it's that privatioboni chick. God what a stan.
Bitch doesn't look in her 20's at all. In her filtered 'no makeup' ones she maybe
looks 28 at the youngest, but even if her skin doesn't have age lines, her facial features are mature. Long horsey face, long nose and those thin arched eyebrows. None of those things are attributed to youth at all. The pigtails and sceney hair could make her look younger with snapchat filters but in real life, she'd just look like a 35 year old mum trying to be a sceneybopper.
Also going back to before, I doubt her skin is not damaged anyway, because she drinks alcohol a lot, smokes cigarettes and I've never seen her talk about skincare. She regularly wears thick makeup and lots of crap around her eyes. I bet candid photos of her without filters look worse than that one ugly picture of her people keep posting with the purple hair. The one where she looks 40 and it's taken from the side. I bet that is a better representation.
That pic is old too, so imagine she's even worse now.
I laughed at the spelling too.
I hate how this bitch always writes like 'thisss' as well. She rarely writes 'work' it's always 'workkk'
What's with the drawn out words? Is that a scene thing or is she just illiterate? For someone that calls themselves a nerd and a geek, she has fucking terrible grammar.
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samefag, just wanted to let you guys see the glorious "about" section of her website. She didn't include anything, she just kept the sample text in and threw in a stolen photo and quote by Picasso.
Great job Vic!
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And here is where Vic displays all her fake friends. That's right, you can try to click their names and nothing. Wanna see their art? Well, ya can't. Tried to search these names to see if any of them were artists or tattoo artists, nothing came up. I even went to Vic's facebook page to see if she had at least ONE of these people as a facebook contact, nope.
absolutely, she's the only one who works there
agree that it's most likely after getting canned from the salon and unable to get hired anywhere, just got the lowest rent shed she could find so she could still do this legally
according to her its also a professional photography studio (lol)
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If you gain weight and inconsistently Photoshop your bloated body, you too can be a shapeshifter! Also whiskey, cigarettes and sitting on your ass is healthy, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. They're just jealous and bitter about their unfaithful boyfriends hitting on you.
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I may very well eyeroll myself to death
Jesus Christ… I never thought I'd see the day where Icky Vicky drank the Fox News cool aid, mixed with some Breitbart fecal matter mouthwash. Her confirmation bias living in a fucking bubble world where no facts get in has become 10 times worse than when I knew her. Literally, everything she reports about Trump is based on fake news. Virtually all of it. This, after she said fake news should be made illegal and opinion news should be made illegal.
VICKY, THE BULLSHIT FACEBOOK NEWS YOU READ IS ALL OPINION NEWS AND FAKE NEWS. YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, TO DO SOMETHING LIKE FACT CHECK YOUR NONSENSE, AND THIS IS DEFINITE PROOF OF THAT. YOU ARE TOO NARCISSISTIC TO EVER THINK YOUR OWN IDEOLOGY MIGHT BE WRONG OR TO EVEN QUESTION YOUR OWN PRECONCEIVED NONSENSE.
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Especially since he actually said it sarcastically. Asian humor.>Mr Kim Dae Jung won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2000 for his role in the first summit. His widow, in a congratulatory message sent on Monday, told Mr Moon she hoped he could also win the prize, set to be announced in October.
>"President Trump can take the Nobel prize. All we need to take is peace," Mr Moon said in response.
Trump had been going on about how he's bringing peace to the Korea's for weeks and how he deserves a Nobel. Asian humor ensues. Pic related, just look at how smug Moon was.
Mr Moon was literally shading Trump and Vickster took it as an actual compliment. How fucking dense can you be?
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I have no words… other than thanks for lurking and hope you're watching the alcohol intake, Vic.
The only reason people say she looks younger is because when they ask her, she says 'guess'
If you say guess, people are always going to try and say a lower number. Although I doubt this interaction happened.
Her insecurity about her age is very clear since she feels the need to mention that people think she looks younger all the time. She even let her insecurity slip in that status too when she said 'i felt 50'. That's unusual for her, because she normally talks herself up.
I smell a load of shit, she never talks about that stupid radio. Then someone here mentions it, so does she?
It's a podcast-type thing, yeah? Aren't those archived?
I know this girl. She has a high school education from Centennial in Guelph, and that's it. The rest is a load of horse shit.
Secondly, the "gift certificates" she donated were essentially coupons for FUCKING TATTOOS. Yes, Victoria, the people who were in a fire in Brampton, what they really needed were discounts on tattoos, your utterly shit tattoos. She often claims giving discounts on her tattoos as "charity".
She is a liar and a fraud. Not only did she claim to vote for Brexit, she either is full of crap and didn't, or if she did, she has attempted to commit voter fraud. Someone should report her, because you can't vote in British elections after 15 years of leaving the country, AND you need to be registered to vote when you leave the country, which we know she wasn't since she wasn't 18 at the time, she was "extremely young" according to her (not really enough time to develop a permanent accent, as evidenced by her siblings having no accent).
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Her LinkedIn is hilarious. Imagine and employer looking at that and she can’t give any references or proof she studied at those universities. It claims she also knows how to speak French and Japanese!
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>:P :D When I paid attention
Yeah, very educated, very professional
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Imagine going to yale to study psychology/astrophysics yet your only qualification from such highbrow academia is a basic a health and safety certificate.. lol. Never change icky.
Iirc this was posted in earlier threads but it still makes me chuckle.
not sure how i missed this, but bitch is claiming she was in the paper for drawing comics. right, that's why you failed art twice and your tattoos look like shit.
would love to see her post one drawing to show us her ~siiiiickkk skiiilllss~ lol.
good point, people are just being polite / dont want to overshoot and be insulting
> how old do you think I am? ~~tee hee~~> I dunno, 35?
Not an interaction she'd want to post about
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I would have guessed 40.
LOL. Do people still say epic? Or epicness? Reeks of ten years ago.
Like everything she does.
That will never happen. She's too far up her own ass to admit she is ever wrong and she's not smart enough to recognise her problems. She just thinks everyone is 'jealous haters'
She will never sort her shit out because she's stupid AND mentally ill.
She will die alone.
But not before marrying someone equally deluded out of sheer desperation. Probably some dude who’s still living with Mom and “verbally abusive” step-dad, front man In some shit band that plays weekly at a failing venue, drives a late 90s PoS, doesn’t have a job because his band is totally going places, wears outdated clothing and has the same haircut from high school, wears eyeliner, goes by Reznor but his slave name is Spencer.
They’ll be married for two miserable years, Vic gets fat, cheats on poor ol Rez, and they spend be rest of their lives miserable and alone.
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Some actually look nice. When she was young and skinny. And obviously less ridiculous editing.
I don't understand, people can have bleached healthy hair and how the fuck she was unable to grow healthy bleached hair within 10 years?! How she didn't learn how to take appropriate care of her damn hair. Guess she is just really lazy skank. Yuck
As long as you don't try to apply to jobs with a fake degree I doubt the institution cares.
Plenty of people like to bullshit and pretend they went to Harvard or Yale.
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Also, wtf is happening here
It’s funny how, in these photos, she seems happier with the way she looks. She appears confident, which, IMO, makes her look really pretty. Too bad her dumpster fire of a personality has ruined any potential she had. Vic is clearly extremely unhappy with several aspects of her life.
She really needs to stop wearing her drag queen make up. She goes from a high 2 to a generous 6.
nah, that's the fun of vick:>I'm a retard, what can I do about it>"I studied astrophysics and nasa wanted me but it was too simple for me">damn it, now they think I'm even more of a retard. how to fix that>"Also I'm a sword fighter and the police wanted to hire me but I'm just too badass">damn it, now they think I'm even more of a retard. how to fix that
and on, and on … she's well-aware of what a fuck-up she is but her narcissism won't let her do anything other than double down on the SoCool(tm)
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this bitch's hair so fried she looks like the crypt keeper. no offense to the crypt keeper.
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I remember seeing this photo back in old Myspace era and thinking how gorgeous this girl was. No wonder Vicky can't leave her Myspace days; she really did peak then.
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She looks like she has a lazy eye, and what's up with that neckbeard-short-sleeve-button-up-flame-shirt motif shooped onto her hair? It's like she tried to outdo Kaka's gross shooped raccoon stripes.
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It's all just a joke guys
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Did someone call Vicky out on her bullshit in real life too? Or is this another reference how the farm laughed at her "joke of a LinkedIn" as >>515279
This was posted at 4am Toronto time, which means chances are it's Vicky's drunk posting.
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Looked up to see if this is another bogus photographer. I mean, with the quality of some of these photos I’m inclined to believe so. Sry if this been posted
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This was 8 years ago and she looked used up even back then, yikes
Vicky apparently has two LinkedIn profiles:
- The one we posted caps of here: https://www.linkedin.com/in/victoria-bella-morte-0a5a1899/
- The lolz so randum one she posted about here: https://www.linkedin.com/in/victoria-bella-morte-772283124/
This is 100% what happened. She lost the login to the one we were making fun of, so she created a new one and is trying to pass them both
off as jokes, in case anyone tries to call her out on the super srs first one, where she super srsly studied at Stanford, UCLA, and Yale.
This is such an audacious fucking lie. Vicky has been on the Internet since well before 2011, and hasn't missed a single opportunity since then to brag about every mundane thing in her life—"I'm sooo sore from the gym!" "Someone said I look young!" "I can swing my sword so fast!" "I'm a real-life Final Fantasy
character!" "I'm just one of the boys!" But we've never heard her say she's studying, going to class, taking exams, writing papers, much less graduating after seven years of fucking astrophysics or being accepted at Yale. She never mentioned living in California or Connecticut. And she was supposedly studying astrophysics at Stanford while
studying psychology at UCLA, and then Yale across the country?
And pretending she actually did all that, why would she go back to bumfuck Guelph afterward just to do shitty tattoos out of a shitty shack?
I know no one here really believes this shit, so no one needs me to debunk it. I'm just in shock that she actually makes these claims in the first place. She thinks she's a genius, but it's so easy to poke holes in her stories. I wish one of her neckbeard orbiters would ask her about this stuff.
Vicky Shingles, never change.
And sadly once and a while a neckbeard will call her out but Vic is always at the computer to quickly delete, block, and remove anyone who questions her tots legit lies. That's why she doesn't use twitter cause ya can't delete other peoples tweets or comments.>>515425
Favourite is a strong word anon, although she is a big fat cow that just oozes milk and her thread is always a good laugh. I hope she never changes.
That's actually not the photographer's Facebook profile, this is. Took a look thru all her photos on Facebook and Instagram, no sign of Vic anywhere. >>515451
Thank you for letting me know anon, I had no idea.
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What in the hell is she doing with her lips in this video?
It looks like she's having a stroke or is about to vomit or something. It's literally one of the most unsexy things I've seen. Her lips look disease ridden and like they're about to fall off kek.
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I honestly believe this is some sort of sockpuppet account, 95% of the images are of Vicky, and with her hilariously shitty shoops.
If this was legit the account of a professional photographer why would they post ONLY pictures of Vicky, photoshop them to DEATH, post a few photos from some concert, and maybe 1 or 2 photos of other people.
All other photographers I've seen (except Frankie) posts pictures of a variety of different sessions and motifs. There's also the not-humble bragging of how truly amazing and talented
Nah I seriously think this is a sockpuppet.
Pic related, it was posted on https://www.facebook.com/Laurie.Munro.Photography/
and if this photo doesn't reek like Icky Vicky spent hours on end shooping this then idk.
Sorry for samefagging, but also this wouldn't be unthinkable when it comes to Vicky's enormous ego and narcness.
What's the best way to be able to post endless amounts of pictures where you think you look great, and thus receive more comments about how beautiful and talented
you are? Multiple platforms, profiles, etc.
And also, the photos of Vicky are tagged with either nothing, or "Laurie Munro".
But the other photos of other people are all tagged with "Collective Aspects", and some are the same ones posted on the actual facebook called CollectiveAspects.
even with the multiple filters and stupid lips, i think she looks way better with dark hair and no scene combover.>>515472
the shadow looks like her actual proportions lol.
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Not only did this cow have to remind us how she totally forgot to put on mascara, but that her eyes are totally icy and pierce into your soul, so that they may appear darker here. Her insecurities and needed validation is shining bright
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Mmmmaybe 2018 Cher but even so that's a stretch
the idea that vic made the other account is getting a bit crazy, Laurie has two pages and even announced it in 2014https://www.facebook.com/Laurie.Munro.Photography/posts/570172129795118
scroll, people, scroll
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all a joke except in her interviews with these online mags she did years ago, also claimed to be an astrophysicist
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This may be one of her worst shoops, btw
I've never seen her actually talk about astrophysics, or astronomy in general. I took astronomy classes (which touched on astrophysics) in college, and they were super complicated. It's impossible to imagine idiot Vick grasps even a quarter of those concepts, much less studied it full-time at Stanford, kek. She appears to have no strong subjects. Not even Photoshop or swinging around a fake katana.
Also: her Facebook bio has some garbage about her ~pale green eyes~ but the only time they look green is when they're obviously shooped. She only claims to have green eyes because blue is super common and she's NOT
like the other girls. She lies about everything
in order to appear unique, while doing nothing positive to actually set herself apart. It's almost sad.
Whatever concoction of filters she used, she nearly blurred her hand tattoo right out. That just shows how heavily altered these dumb videos are that she posts. Also, it's 2018 Vic, no one is buying your blurry vids. >>515714
I've had conversations with her before and she tries so desperately hard to sound smart and when the conversation starts to make her look dumb she resorts to insults and talking in circles. She can't carry a decent conversation for longer than 2 minutes.
episode 8, 8:18
that is NOT an English accent
These were all recorded in 2015, while she was supposedly at Yale studying psychology, after a year at UCLA (and four in astrophysics at Stanford, kek). Most of them are discussing studies they found relating psychology to \m/ METAL \m/, so you'd think she'd make some mention of her work at fucking Yale,
or at the very least show some degree of expertise in the topic, but nah. All of her input is dumb, and makes it painfully obvious that she has no idea what she's talking about.
My boyfriend did postdoc work at Yale (in a different department tho), so I showed him Vicky's LinkedIn, and then read her Facebook bio to him in her stupid accent. He's dead now RIP.
>There is nothing betrothed in the afterlife. I’ll watch the stars like immortal specters and see them fall to dust…i’ll play in crystal constellations, and hope it holds my infinitesmial heart in it’s intricate web of glowing beauty, like luminescent fireflies in it’s inverted heartcrushing paroxysmal complexity.>Behind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect that apon first notice, you'd most likely wouldn't identify is there
He said he would be genuinely surprised if this woman even graduated high school.
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No need to fact check when you're a genius like Vicky.
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Victoria, you absolute dunce.
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She really needs to get off Facebook.
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This is one of my favourite shoops because she shooped a tiny waist on one side more than the other side and you can see her gut sticking out over her pants under her shirt
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When has Vicky ever ~uplifted~ another woman, unless it's in service to herself? Like, "oh yeah people say I look like Megan Fox and Christina Aguilera and Marilyn Monroe alllll theeeee timeeee, they're totally hot babessss"
What the fuck is going on with her hand on her hip? For someone who spends most of their life photoshopping she certainly doesn't get better with time and practise.
No wonder she failed art twice, she has no concept of anatomy.
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The hand on her hip is legit making me nauseous.
holy shit she's dismissing Snopes now? lol
and is that a George Soros jab of sorts? Only a matter of time before she starts blaming all her problems on the Jews or Illuminati.
Waiting for her to up her game and start sharing infowars or globalresearch.ca
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Not that I agree with Corey.
Just laughing at the roasting
Since the podcast topics are mostly focused on psychology, I wonder if she actually told them
that she studied psychology at Yale and UCLA?
Holy shit, she sounds so fucking stupid. She starts out by calling it a "science study," kek. And she's literally just reading the article in The Guardian, rather than the "science study" itself.
I don't know if they take her seriously tbh.
On another note, it's hilarious how in some of the podcasts she says 'hello daaahling' in the fake posh accent. I think Vicky uses ab fab episodes to train her phony accent kek
They claim they're INTJs precisely because
it's so rare, and narcs always have to be the most special and unique.
I just listened to this one. They spend over half of it talking about Johnny Depp.
It's not a 'study' as they claim, it was an informal survey by The Mirror and some cheating website: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/jazz-rap-heavy-metal-types-5865846
She says it showed that blues fans were 20% more likely to cheat on their partners than metal fans, which is definitely not what they said. It only shows that of those surveyed, 16% said jazz was their favorite genre, 6% blues, and 2% metal. That just means it's unpopular with the people who took this survey on this particular affair website.
I think they may also be conflating that survey with this data released by Spotify around the same time: https://insights.spotify.com/us/2015/04/02/loyalest-music-fans-by-genre/
It showed that metal fans were more likely to return to a core group of artists within that genre. That doesn't necessarily mean anything either, other than that metal fans are less likely to branch out:>We looked for repeated listens to the core artists from each genre — the ones sitting right at the “center” of the genres, as it were. So one could also reasonably conclude that Jazz, EDM, Classical, and Blues listeners play more fringe artists from those genres.
You'd think someone who studied at Stanford and Yale would be able to parse this stuff, kek.
Icky Vicky, you fucking moron… those lies you posted about Snopes were written by people who were discredited by Snopes -_-
She will believe virtually anything that helps to prove her right, with no analysis of the evidence, and will automatically throw out any evidence proving her wrong, like Snopes, with no valuation of that evidence, and she tries to tell everyone she's logical and fact based only.
Snopes and Factcheck.org are some of the greatest websites if you just want facts and no opinions, and Vicky believes the most retarded things about them. Get your head out of your ass, Vicky.
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Wtf is she trying to say here ? If a girl pisses her off then she's going to attempt to make herself feel better by hitting on their boyfriend? Kinda desperate and sad, Vick.
>I don't sleep with people's boyfriends because I'm a classy lady and girl code……UNLESS THEY ARE A CUNT!!!!
Uh, sleeping with someone's boyfriend regardless of whether you like them or not is not okay and also trashy as fuck. Is she admitting that she would fuck someone's boyfriend if said person was a bitch to her?
What a whore.
Do you reckon she fucks anyone? She can’t photoshop her naked body and something tells me her wrinkly knee-knockers sand engorged stomach really betray her edits. Guys are stupid but they aren’t that stupid, and word would probably spread around fairly quickly. Gonna take the high road and not even bringing up the deli counter sea monster underneath her muffin top.
Hey Vic, since I know you’re here, smoking makes your tits even saggier because it destroys your elastin.
doing/saying 'horrible things' is a broad spectrum with her, considering the amount of times women make comments and she lashes back with her word vomit and kys suggestions.
would like to see her show an example of this 'girl code' she keeps talking about b/c she doesn't even pose w women since she knows how much better they will look in comparison.
Yeah, most normal people would never dream of doing something that pathetic purely out of self-respect, even if the girl is a bitch.
>I would never do something to provoke/hurt another person!!>Unless I feel like they deserved it in some way
I'm sure Onision and Raven have said that exact same thing in the past. It's like the battle cry of people who use their victim complex as an excuse to be a shitty person.
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Rare incoming Vicky's I have hoarded.
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>baboon butt lips
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She looks like a bad drag queen n a bender that a bunch of drunk random people took a picture with, since one of them once saw an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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My favourite one saved for last.
It's the most flattering and still she manages to look at least 40.
Everyone in these pictures look like they stink of ciggies and whisky and need a good bath.
Most attractive is probably the skinnier blue haired chick and that's only because she's slightly less hideous than Vicky. They all look like you'd catch a bad case of the crabs if you slept with any of them christ.
Man those disney villain eyebrows are doing her NO favours. If she went for a thicker, straighter soft brow and ditched the harsh eye makeup, she might look a bit younger. Like it would shave off 2 or 3 years.
Girl also needs to lay off the booze and cigarettes, her skin looks like there's no elasticity. That piled with thick makeup and fried hair….what a hot mess. If she looked after herself and ditched all the horrible makeup she might be able to look as young as her mother.
Is Rock of Love
still a thing? I desperately want to see Vicky on it, or some other trashy reality show.>>516125
I love that she claims to have been a "Stylist Adviser / Acting Manageress" at CosmoProf. Who in the fuck would go to her
for styling advice? The hair, the brows, the makeup, the clothing. It's all a disaster. She looks like every dude in an '80s hair band combined.
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kek, it's because she's using a basic site template on Wix. If you Google all of the names together, you get results for basically every site that used this template and never bothered to change it (like Vicky).https://www.google.com/search?q=Jordan+Obrien+Joseph+Daniels+Suzy+Wagner+Sean+Reynolds+Ann+Montgomery+Gloria+Wallace+Heather+Collins+Jesse+Gonzalez
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- Hide face with hair>>516112
-Hide face with sunglasses (plus stupid anus mouth)>>516113
-Hide face with hand and hair (plus stupid anus mouth)>>516114
- Hide face with hair and hand (plus drunken anus mouth)
Such a wonderful ""international model""
kek what is that nose contour? Holy shit.
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this sounds like her but im not sure,
this was funny regardless
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this fake account is full of hilarious pictures of shingles the potato body.
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She is really implying she went to the VMAs. She was studying at Stanford at the time, so I guess it's possible kek.
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People always think I’m so young! I’m so tiny too! teehee
And this is an old picture too so you know she looks even more rough now
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picking her nose
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the birth of Anus Lips
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Anatomy, how does it work? pt 1
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Fat even after shoop, holy shit. She did her regular "hair naturally follows my waist, tee hee" thing, but left herself a lard barge still
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This is one of the few she didn't get to do her own face shoop on
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closeup - she'd never show her wonky teeth and smile
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real profile 1
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Vicky, if you laid off the spider lashes and the hooker makeup, you have a very interesting and strong look - not classically delicate and pretty, not a Final Fantasy character, but you're not dog ugly in all lights. Or you weren't ten years and 1,000,000 packs of smoke ago.
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Uh huh ok vic
>>516139>hair and tattoo studio
the 'shop' she used to work at posted it so that's probably why.>>516452
so she got her education online? what is an "astrophysics observatory"? she is so bad at lying and trying to explain herself but it's always entertaining.
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Dear Lord the comments ugghhh
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Some gems incoming from the vk page. pardon if these have been posted but i haven't seen them before. the shoop is too juicy
This one, for example, where the corset is not only being worn backwards but 80% ms-painted on.
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"My hair just naturally clings to my boobs as though it's been plastered down"
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"anyone who says I photoshop is just a jealous hater, it makes complete sense that my arm is out of focus but my torso and leg are not"
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Her hips in this one are honestly breaking my brain. But you're so petite right vic??
In other words she watched a youtube video on the subject and is now claiming that she avidly studies it online for fun.
I watch planet earth and David Attenborough documentaries…does that make me a wildlife expert?
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i love how one of her favourite things to brag about is watching lectures on youtube lol like how does that make you smarter than other people? how's your research going? what exactly are you doing with all this wealth of knowledge you supposedly have? ugh this stupid, stupid bitch
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So in this picture I honestly think she looks really good. It's a shame she let go and also let her narcissism consume her so much. On the VK site she had 11 different self portraits (no other art), and that metal finger set has 12 pictures! And it wasn't even a proper photo shoot or something, she sat in bed doing 12 different poses of the same thing to post online! Not even going into how many she likely didn't post. How can someone honestly be so full of themselves? I can understand game getting to someone's head but she wasn't even "famous" then. It just seems like she's always been obsessed with herself
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The weight gain totally added to it. However I doubt the weight gain gave her a more defined waist curve…
Not that her body looks bad here but she really doesn't have the defined curve she makes it seem she has now
> Im curious as to why> such as the aforementioned assumption
people who never went to school but really want to try
and sound smart trip-type like this.
also kek, claiming she was "asked to be flown out to work for an astrophysics observatory as an unschooled amateur"…that is not what happens when you take an interest in something, they dont pass over interns and graduates for someone who like a youtube video
lastly…she honestly thinks watching a lecture is the equivalent of attending these schools? some profs just read the textbook verbatim, it varies; the point is that you only learn so much from a lecture and that's why there is course work, tests, labs, and discussions - so you can actually understand what's going on, not just regurgitating quotes.
but why attend school when you can just grade yourself and call it a day
The background is still stretched to hell here anon. Check out the road behind her around her waist. Shes always had a keg body she's just always shooped it.>>516564
her entire body is blurred, it looks like she tried to edit in a ribcage, gave up, and then blurred the entire thing to putty. the curvature of her edited spine also makes it look like her back is broken.
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I’m actually surprised, I think she looks beautiful in one single photo ever taken.
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It that an antenna sticking out of her head?>>516564
- 100% photoshopped>>516562
- 95% photoshopped
Since ya'll seem to forget what our Queen of Photoshop really looks like, here's a few of her candid unedited photos ranging from when she was younger to older (sorry for the potato quality, it's a screen cap or a screen cap so there's not much I can do about that)
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samefag but a forgot another candid of her when she was younger (I think around the same time as this one >>516584
but I could be wrong)
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>>516601>>an old haggard witch
Why ever would you think such a thing anon? She's tots an IRL final fantasy character!
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"It" meaning being "flown out to work for an astrophysics observatory with no prior training other than my own initiative to learn about it via lectures and research."
No, you peasant, Vicky already solved all the mysteries of astrophysics on her own, just by watching YouTube videos.
not to tinfoil but kind of weird how so many people are posting "candids" and stating how pretty she is without photoshop? yet the "candids" are actually extremely photoshopped photos.
Like miss shingles has been photoshopping since myspace days.
If anything, the only differences in her photos then and now is that she almost got worse with her shops.
"It takes a strong alpha to find that hot."
I am at a loss for words. how has she not grown a neckbeard yet?
Found the answers she wanted to know?
So basically she watched a crash course episode on something she was a bit curious about and didn't bother learning more. Makes me wonder if she even found the answer to her questions given her serious lack of fact checking and learning the full story on things
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I wonder if she's retarded enough to think people will believe this? Anyone who has a bachelors or even an associates knows you can't learn advanced science and math by watching videos. As >>516565
said, you can only learn so much from lectures. Of course Vicky has to go so large that it's not believable. She couldn't just say physics or mechanical physics (something practical), it has to have a cool sounding name like ASTROphysics.
Pic related. This reminds me of vic and people like her.
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How many times is she going to make this stupid fucking joke? Vic, you're 30 for christs sake.
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I would believe this.
I genuinely cannot imagine her allowing people to see her true form. She’s a never nude like Tobias Funke.
Idk if her yt has ever been posted here but it's got some gems like this serbian murder basement arthouse film https://youtu.be/23f4I3YJTZc
Also the playlists she has curated for herself are quite delightful. I was hoping to find a Stanford education on there but there is a sick playlist called SWORD that I will be watching on an endless loop for the rest of my life
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samefag, her summary is fucking cringy too
>>516819>deleted you for your stupid statuses
there are probably tons of people who either did the same or are just following her for the trainwreck.>>516946
watch her claim she never said she had a degree, just that she studied via the internet lol.
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Also looks like UCLA only offers Social Psychology as a graduate program, not undergraduate. Not that it matters because we all know she is full of shit.
She probably is claiming MOOC's as education. EdX has a lot of partnerships with notable institutions like Stanford, Harvard, etc. I am an academic and I can tell you that these hold zero weight for tenure or on your CV as anyone can take them and you don't have to pass a test at the end unless you want a certificate.
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She has a food poisoning? She's suddenly developed a three day food poisoning and immediately posts this after that.
How much money on her being violently hungover in reality and trying to cover it up?
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Lol, Ok vic truth is you are a catfish that just cant keep a man.
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>>516970>…they cannot ink you”
Harvard Yale Astrophysicist superwoman amiright?
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Jesus Christ, I pity the person that has that monstrosity on their body forever. The lazy eye, the fucked up teeth, even the tiger looks like it has down syndrome and the fangs are fucked up.
I find the realism tag hilarious. Vic couldn't do realism if her life depended on it
The more I look at this, the worse it gets.
What happened to the left side of "totally not Vic's overly photoshopped Disney villain" face? Is it hair or is it a scar?
It honestly looks like a bad photoshop job… but in a tattoo… she designed… bravo Vic, bravo
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from the way the strands look, its SUPPOSED to be hair (matches the other side of the face) ut for some reason some strands disappear behind her eye, and others start at the bottom and go up
like seriously the "spike" to the left of the mouth, wtf is that
ALSO, what is going on with the corner of the mouth? Does she have a Glasgow smile or something? That's now how mouths work
I've got two gripes with the theme itself
1. The tiger's head is smaller than the woman's…is this a baby tiger?
2. Why is this Amazonian woman wearing Vicky's dollarama fake lashes?
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She deleted it all except the original food poisoning post.
Meanwhile, after tattooing, she's now bragging about how she did not have a wet dream about her friend, but a friend of her friend.
I was just about to agree with her that it IS annoying when you go to say you have a dream about someone and especially if it's a male, they always laugh and say 'hahaha was it a sexy dream?'
It annoys me and I was about to find common ground and then she added the whole 'but nah I was making out with your mate' thing and I could no longer relate.
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lol girl you were 21 and supposedly on your way to Stanford when this song was a thing. But yeah totes mindblowing lyrical genius.
Some of her stuff would look nice as artwork, obviously not this monstrosity, but there's a few ones like her speed tattooing a bull terrier and a few others where I am thinking if she learned to use an airbrush/paint air gun and painted them on large canvases or bits of ply, she could make a decent living as an artist.
She wouldn't even need to be original, many people pay for those big airbrushed pics of biggie smalls with the crown or animals or whatever. She seems okay at copying shit from images, why not just do that?
Hell, if she went down that path, and mastered the spray airgun, she could do murals for people. Some people pay quite a big for people to mural designs in their children's bedroom or the fronts of their cafes/small businesses.
She needs to realise that tattooing is not for her, as she sucks at symmetry, and I personally don't know shit about tattoos, but it's obvious from all those ex-customer's photos, that they are NOT healing correctly and she doesn't have the skill downpat.
I fucking hate her and she's a fucking idiot but I do think she has some
artistic skills, she needs to use them in another way.
She probably won't though, as being a painter or artist is not as 'PuNK RawKer' enough for her.
Such a shame.
the way the face melts into the hair on the left, omf, and the shading/highlights on the teeth make them look like tiny crooked tombstones haha.>>517283
she could've been airbrushing vans with her photoshopped form but i feel like she doesn't even understand the basics of art or anatomy.
You are right about anatomy, she's terrible and has no clue, same goes for her sense of depth and symmetry, but I do think she has some
talent. If she painted women in a more cartoony style, maybe the anatomy would be forgivable and perhaps if she just stuck to faces/animals her paintings would be okay.
She's not artistic in an original sense, even though she claims to freeeeehanddd shit and make shit up, often it is copied from random images, but it's a bit unfair to say she has no artistic abilities whatsoever.
My main point though was the medium that she's doing namely tattooing. She needs to either get more training or quit butchering people and just stick to painting and drawing on canvases and paper. Or even vans as you mentioned.
But even then, she needs to fucking PRACTISE and that means more sketching and learning about basic anatomy and depth, rather than fucking up people's skin from just copying a picture one off and freeehanding it.
For example if you don't usually draw horses, you would probably practise drawing a few and do a bit of a study first rather than pulling up 'horses' on google images and trying to copy it the best you can.
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Classic before and after photoshop.
If she'd worn a padded push bra, these pictures wouldn't have been that bad. She'd still look vastly different from her shoops and still kinda chunky, but the padded pushup bra would have lifted her boobs, made them look bigger and given her a bit of cleavage which in turn would have balanced out her fridge body and given the illusion that she isn't as fat as she appears. A corset or waist cincher combined with the push up bra would have improved things even further still.
The unfortunate flapjack tits really emphasizes the chunky fridge body damn. No wonder she fought to get these offline.
Also all her features except her nose seem so small on her fat face. She appears to have a skinny face in her shoops, here she's such a fat head.
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If she looked like this in her 20s, you know how bad she must really look now that she's in her 30s.
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Bitch goes on about being so pale she has natural eyeshadow
when in reality it's the dark skin from having eyebags from not enough sleep and drinking alcohol.
That's not eyeshadow vic, nobody wants puffy dark circles.
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And for some reason, she can't seem to keep her fingers out of her mouth. Your hands are disgusting and this doesn't look sexy, so just stop.
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Last one for now, promise. Look at the photoshop disaster here on her boobs. It looks like she failed so badly to make them look big, that she had to crop them out of the photo.
She looks SO fat in the right pic, wow. Ah yes, the old covering her chin/fat face with the hand trick.
The face on this one wouldn't be bad if she didn't have those AWFUL FUCKING EYEBROWS. Someone shoop them normally please, I'm so triggered
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I used a beauty app on my tablet to make her eyebrows a different shape and recoloured her hair dark instead of the bleached shit and she already looks 200 times better.
The eyebrows shave off a few years, she really needs to get rid of that thin arched shit, it ages her so much. Unfortunately I don't know how to shoop or remove the panda eye spider lash makeup, but that would definitely improve it further.
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Eyebrows make such a difference. These aren't perfect, the app made them kinda spermy, but the thicker brow definitely suits her more.
Also, I will state again, bitch needs to ditch the bleach.
Vic, brows and bleach ages you like crazy, word of friendly advice.
Went from Pamela Anderson to Carmen Electra.
The bargain-bin less hot versions of course.
Her eyes look super close together. That eye makeup certainly doesn't help.
I wish she'd stop doing her lips like that too. I can't not see a John Waters pencil 'stache every time I look at her.
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The thicker eyebrows soften her face overall.
She probably thinks the arched eyebrows look dramatic and 90's Angelina Jolie-ish but they make her look old and weirdly angry/suprised in her shoops.
They look downright bizarre in her candids and kind of make her seem permanently angry, and it looks weird when she's smiling because angry eyebrows with a big toothy smile is just strange.
For an example see >>512674 >>515299
When she isn't grinning the arched angry eyebrow thing doesn't look as bad because it just looks like she's attempting to look 'sultry' or something but paired with a grin it makes her look actually crazy.
Even Angelina Jolie herself doesn't do the super thin arches anymore like the photo here and has opted for a thicker shape since she has aged and her features aren't as soft and feminine as they used to be.
She really needs to buy some kind of serum to grow out those overplucked harsh lines.
If she has trouble growing the hair back, she could try getting them microbladed tattooed into a nicer thicker shape.
The bleached hair and bad false eyelashes have to go. Girl needs dark hair, loads of conditioning and coconut oil treatments and maybe just some simple falsies or fine eyelash extensions to enhance the eyes instead of these Alyssa Edwards spider drag queen spiky heavy fake lashes. Also enough with the racoon black shit around the eyes.
But what's the point, Vic knows best and she'll argue that it's her ~aEstHetiC~
Fashion director and hair stylist my ass Vic. It's obvious that she knows nothing about fashion and beauty.
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She's a bargain bin Alyssa Edwards omfg.
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Hun, this is not a photo worth bragging over. Christ she needs to see a hairdressers and about 8 litres of coconut oil.
It's like someone threw a crusty blonde toupee on top of a crusty black long wig. Why would she even think this looks good?
Coconut oil stat.
I mean if she wants to do the whole blonde thing, it's her prerogative, but she should at least condition it so it doesn't look like straw and maybe forget about having it long and have like an Elisha cuthbert/Cameron diaz style choppy bob.
Or if she simply MUST have fucking long blonde hair invest in a nice long blonde wig. Her ratty ends look like shit and her extenstions are probably from her scene days over 10 years ago. Personally I agree that the brunette looks better, but if you wanna go blonde, be prepared for the maintenance.
What I find more alarming is that 85 people liked this photo of this crusty mop. Ew.
Also kek at her acting like a fan asked her this question. Can you imagine how her response would have gone down had someone asked her this on facebook? She'd respond defensively just like she does when someone asks (with no malice) why she takes low res pics.
>What does your real hair look like now without extensions?
>OMG WHY DO U CARE?! STOP BEING JEALOUS. MY HAIR IS PAST SHOULDER LENGTH NOW AND PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY HOW LONG AND HEALTHY IT LOOKS. I WAS A HAIR ADVISOR FOR HEAPS OF CELEBS BEFORE. YOU ARE SO RUDE. BLOCKED.
Black and blonde hair together is sooo fucking trashy. Only xtina pulled that shit off and even then only in photos and music videos. In real life, she looked trashy too.
It just screams white trash.
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Sorry, last one for tonight, I'm obsessed with giving her makeovers on this app. It's especially fun to change the eyebrows because it totally changes her face.
Yeah because people's eyebrows grow into ridiculous arched triangles kek!
I honestly can see what she's trying to achieve, but it's just so bad and doesn't suit her.
Vicky…It's time to put down those tweezers girl.
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“I have a ton of gorgeous extensions!”
only ever see rat nest ratchet ones. Just bought a wig to play with! But totally not like other models who always use wigs. Crispy looking extensions only
you did good considering the material you were working with.>>517397
way to avoid giving a definitive answer. are the extensions in the same imaginary land as her tattoo awards, b/c it looks like she still wears the same ones from her myspace days.
no that's your natural state vic, how did you think posting that pic was at all worth humble bragging about lol.
>>517397>unlike the majority of models who wear a wig nowadays
Why is she always trying to turn everything into a casual brag?
Look at her.
Yeah Vic while you “model” for your self timer Frankie, you also photoshop yourself half to death so you might as well be wearing a whole ass mask
Maybe I'm reading too much into it but I felt like she was shading other girls for wearing wigs.
>I only wear wigs for photoshoots and creativity unlike all those fake basic bitches who wear them all the time!
She probably doesn't wanna appear basic or like a bandwagoner because wigs are popular these days.
Newsflash- you ain't original Vic, millions of basic hoes used to follow the scene look. Maybe you SHOULD try following a current trend for once, scene died well over 10 years ago.
Also, she never once acknowledges what her fans say, just answers the question about herself and throws a brag in. Like she could have answered the extension question and maybe said something to the girl like 'oh blonde and auburn sounds nice' or 'I'm sure you'll look beautiful!' but she ignores people every time unless it's a compliment about herself.
Even when her brown nosing super fan privatioboni talks to her, the biggest response is 'haha' or 'thankssss xxx' then she resumes talking about herself.
I laughed at the majority of models
Just because the kardashians, and a bunch of instahoes and youtubers popularised wigs, doesn't mean the MAJORITY of models don't have natural hair you bufoon.
She's acting like she's the only one that uses extensions too. Nah Vick, people still use them but aren't stuck in the myspace era and opt for tape ins rather than those bulky ugly clip ins now.
God, it's like she only stepped out of a time machine from 2006 yesterday. Get with the times you crusty wannabe.
I feel like she words everything so cunty. She could have replied like- Wigs are cool, but I personally prefer extensions as I find them more comfortable and I'm used to them. Or-I haven't quite got the confidence to wear wigs out in public, I'm not sure I know how to style them yet.
But instead she sounds like she's above the wig trend or something.
>unlike the majority of OTHER models.
She's so shady and rude. Why feel the need to even mention other people?
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This is like the 3rd "stalker break in" so far this year. Come on Vic, no one believes this shit. No one stalks you, you're just insanely bothered by these threads. It's not stalking to laugh at what YOU fucking PUBLICLY share. You're the one who is obsessed with checking the threads and then reacting to them. If you weren't such a ridiculous mess then we wouldn't discuss you but you insist on making up silly shit (such as this status) and trying desperately to come off as some celebrity online. We can't help but laugh, girl, but no one is stalking you and coming to your house or tattoo shack.
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And this was posted at like 4 am lol. Drinking alone and depressed , are we?
Because narcissists do not truly love themselves, they crave the attention and adulation of others and twist that into their own self-esteem, and when they can't get their supply of it from people praising them, they try to bring about the same feelings in reverse by praising themselves and pointing out how great they are as compared to others. A narcissist can't just exist independently and build self-esteem from within, it always has to come from an external source even if that means throwing some rando under the bus for the most asinine thing like wig wearing.
Vic will only ever feel pretty when she feels prettier than someone else.
Lol people joke about visiting her scratcher's den but I doubt anyone breaks into her fucking house. What made up bullshit. I check and post here often to laugh at this bitch and I live in a completely different country. I feel like she has the same theory as Raven, that it's just 5 people here on this entire website. What a loon.
Also her bye status is so attention seeky. It either implies suicide or 'I'm leaving the internets for good!'
We all know she's not capable of leaving the internet. She needs attention and asspats. Oh wait, yeah she CAN leave the internet…I totally forgot, she's super popular and people tell her she looks super young and amazing and talented in real life too! She totally has a life!
I find it hilarious she's whining about stalkers and bullies when this is the same bitch that claims to be an intj with a cold hard of steel, calm and collected and totally not affected by haters!
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Sucks to be her cause no one seems to care.
the lips crack me up, this really highlights her original lip line and it's just hilarious. kinda like a milk mustache, but with greasepaint. tremendous!>>517672>Vic will only ever feel pretty when she feels prettier than someone else.
no way anon, vicky doesn't even understnd why girls hate on each other! she actually loves to uplift women, see >>515826
icky vicky 4 eva <3
Maybe someone saw that insta pic with no extensions and thought she had extra crack in her house to steal.
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Lol speaking of Myers Briggs. She's been active in the groups.
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The irony that one of the internets biggest catfish posts a response like this lol
does she live above her scratcher shack, b/c when that Tyler dude was around he was staying in a room that was just as terribly painted as her ~ink parlor~. why didn't she just use those sweet sword skills to scare them away.>>517687
this is great, i wonder how many times she's done this before and people are over it.
I would bet she's not been under 29 inches in a decade.>>517699
She is so fucking delusional, there's no way that her waist is even 28 inches. She's like 5'3 and 180lbs at this point.>>517706
Please let this be true, I'll lose my shit if she really lives on an industrial site. It's too funny, please be real.
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Sure you don’t care, Vic. That’s exactly why you stalk here and try to prove yourself every time you’re called out for something.
!! I actually lowkey suspected she did, because she was literally painting a red carpet on the stairways, painted wonky straight lines on the walls, painted fake window/wall panels, etc, and we all know that she doesn't own her own house or we'd never hear the end of it.
But from the photos of her "business" posted here, it looked like it only had one floor.
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Comments on this are a cringefest
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3. And no way her lazy, drunk ass is a registered gun owner, it's not easy or cheap here…and no one would sell her bragging ass an illegal weapon either.
I love how much she tries to act American while remaining coy about if she has a gun or not (even she knows not to advertise online having an illegal weapon whether she has it or not).
Dumbass might as well move though, new town with a new reputation. Then she can even support Trump and it actually would mean something too.
I doubt she'd do it though. Despite her Trump leanings I doubt her self-employed ass would want to leave the free healthcare and new Ontario prescription drug policies. Not to mention she can't spastically wave her gun around and look "cool" doing so…
Has anyone else ever noticed that she defaults to a range of like 5 narcissistic fantasies?
~ Crazed fans stalk her and police are so impressed with her self defense skills
~ her eyes are magic & light green and her eyes have natural eyeshadow
~ she's not interested in your boyfriend and alpha males only need apply
~ it's almost like i know how to inked up
~ the English rose fantasy
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Looking like this will be her future
I still don't understand the ~natural eyeshadow cuz I'm so pale~ thing. I wear NC10, and my eyelids and undereye area are both the same shade as the rest of my face. What the fuck is she talking about? What a stupid humblebrag.
Anyway, the only people I've ever seen who have that "natural eyeshadow" look are those with darker skin, and pale people who are unhealthy. Like Vicky who smokes, spends all night drinking alone, and probably eats like shit.
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Anyone wanna take one for the team?
Fair warning: the band is fucking terrible.
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Was just going to comment she shoulda gone in on him with her ebin sword martial arts moves when I read someone “broke into her house” and lmaO this mememachine just keeps on giving
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She just posted a throwback shoop on ig and wtf is going on with her foot? It’s like she had a hard time squeezing her fat feet into her shoes and forgot to shoop it.
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yeah this was another lolcow response , we discuss the old laurie munro shoots and bam
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That’s a big double chin you’re trying to hide, Vic.
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It’s a video on her instagram story.
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of fuck i just realized who she looks like. but if Kameron Michaels didn't bathe for weeks at a time.
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I see more of a Trixie Mattel that hasn't bathed in months and fell down a flight of stairs in a drunken stupor.
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Vic no one has ever said that about you, you were probably too drunk and misheard them saying "dude did you just fart?"
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My body is art. Yeah the only art you'll ever be is one of those weird fat Renaissance babies
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The only work of art vicky would be is this hairy man with tits
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At least she knows she's gonna be a crazy cat lady
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I think I found the best drag queen comparison for her.
Close, just needs cheaper extensions, cheaper tattoos, cheaper lashes, more girth everywhere, saggier tits, and a cigarette stained toothy grin.
Funny how we often compare her to drag queens, despite the fact they often look 100x's better than her. Vic, you don't need a man, you basically are a man.
right, like she posts that throwback pic with the stupid dragon print chunk and extensions several shades lighter than her hair, where you can obviously see it ends, after saying she has tons of gorgeous ones. >>518055
if you look at this the right way, it looks like his hand on her chin. wonder what they were doing.
more like they said it was a lump of clay.
I can't believe Frankie turned out to be a stalker. Things seemed to be going so well.
Yall got me crying.
I agree. If someone said that to me, I'd think it was cheezy af and would think the person was a creep, even if I had a bunch of tattoos and they were 'admiring' them.
Plus, I've been approached by creeps before with some piss poor pickup lines but I can guarantee you that even the creepiest crackhead that tried, had a better pickup line than 'your body is art'
She made that shit up.
probably not. i mean she seems like a pathological liar so she probably doesn't even remember it's not true.
sorry for blogpost but my friend dated a pathological liar and he puked when confronted with the truth
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Surprised she let this dude tag her in this
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Also this (on his page and not hers)
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Her face is soooo round. No wonder she still rocks the scene kid bangs peep that unfortunate hairline under her thinning hair. She has a masssive forehead
She looks like such a basic middle-aged mom who has her initials monogrammed on her SUV, wears platform flip-flops, named her kids Braelynn and Weston, sells LuLaRoe, Scentsy, and
Pure Romance, and wants me to buy some kind of body wrap.>>518578
Now I see why she's always hiding her jaw with her hand, hair, or both. Woof.
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Oh shit. She's not aging well at all.
I reckon even if she was a bit chunky she wouldn't look so bad, but it's reallllly obvious she drinks regularly. Even if she lost weight, she'd still have the eye bags and fat jaw/chin. It's bloat from the alcohol. I bet she eats lots of salty food too.
No wonder she hides that chin. It ages her by 50 years.
This pic lowkey looks like Raven if she put a ratty blonde wig on.
Their chins and necks are same.
where did her ~natural super long lashes~ go?
not to mention her ~icy eyes~, can't really blame that the "picture is too dark so my eyes look dark" on this one
Sorry for potential derail, but>>518750>>518749
I mean, idk guys I think they DO look similar.
The eyebrows don't help at all, but in this one >>518594
for some reason I seriously thought "shit she looks like Raven in this one wtf." Add some fake blood, throw a black wig on, besides the nose they would look similar.
After all we don't know shingles' true and honest unfiltered, unshooped, good-quality, up close and current form. I think next to each other with the same hair and makeup on both of them you could mistake them for one another.
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Its the middle of month lol congrats on being booked 2 whole weeks in advance…which is likely about 4 appointments and one will be cancelled due to a hangover.
My thoughts exactly. I'm no tattoo expert and I only have one tattoo, but aren't half finished jobs usually put on priority?
If it's not (by standard practice, not Vic's), that's hella messed up.
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Usually , you'll book the next session after you finish the first. Victoria can't seem to stick to appointments or even fucking just set a date to begin with. Like why does this person need to wait for a text? Just make the appointment and stick to it.>>519043
Doing multiple sessions isn't uncommon but I wouldn't be surprised if she throws in the towel after a few hours out of laziness or if she digs like crazy , trying to pack white ink everywhere and clients just tap out early.
Speaking of tattoos… where is that stomach tat you supposedly did in one 8 hour session in yourself, Vic?
Vic, you've found more victims who don't know you're a shitty "artist"?
I would think you would have run out of people to butcher by now. One upside is you keep real artists busy fixing your work.
seriously, being scheduled for 2 weeks is just normal
the fact that shes bragging about it and saying she has "a few" left next month tells me she's bluffing, hoping her old clients will finish their old pieces since she cant get new clients
she's in guelph, outside of locals nobody is doing a road trip to get stuff done by her outside of neckbeards who consider it a date
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Not for Vicky it seems.
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Whoops, meant to post this photo with the above comment
This. This is great.>>520482
Pretty sure she already does claim to be a culinary GENIUS! I'd believe that more then her other lies cause that would explain why she's so… husky…
she has never done this in her life, omf. also claiming that it removes stretch marks when it literally says right there the tattoo technique covers them.>>520511
excuse you, she cooked from scratch at 5 star restaurants, allegedly during the same years she was doing anger management radio and modeling lol.
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Wearing a shit ton of make up
>natural tomboy state
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I don't get what she was trying to go for in these photos. The one on the left looks like she got stung on the lips by a killer bee while her eyebrows look like they're trying to float away off her face in the photo on the right.
So either she had a shit-ton of filler in her top lip, (and STILL
overlines it wtf?) or she used blur for some fucked up reason, probably from blowing it up to "hide the tracks".
No one has lips THAT smooth, unless they're edited or unnatural. Also her lower lip looking somewhat normal with cracks and texture just makes it look even worse and draws more attention to them.
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samefag, but upon looking at it more, it's clearly a brush strokes effect with the intensity on low
bad example but:
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This is that privatioboni girl who keeps stanning the hell out of Vic. She was mentioned in the last thread. From the looks of it, she's been obsessing over her for a while (only god knows why).
Its clearly visible where her natural lashline is, and where her false lashes are, kek. Did she REALLY say they were natural?
-I mean not that I should be surprised… It's just flamingly obvious when you wear drag lashes, that you are in fact wearing false lashes.
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I like how she posted the shoop where she shooped her gut away along with her belly button
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1. Vic posts this
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3. Vics damage control to avoid losing neckbeard fans
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sorry reuploading post cause posted wrong inage but this is 2. her neckbeards jumping down her throat
either way it looks like her head is growing out of her cleavage lol.>>521369
probably b/c she knows that's the only kind of guy who could tolerate having a relationship with her.
you just described Raven's hopelessly pussywhipped huge dumb ex Ryan. her ideal guy is Ryan.
Ryan would be all over her too: she's "famous" on the internet, loves taking suggestive photos of herself and posting them online, has pretensions of being "alt" while being the most basic bitch, didn't emotionally develop after she was 13, she's a vain, unstable narcissist who never had a real job and she's desperate.
Vicky is likely a prude or just doesn’t put out. Or she hates herself so much that she doesn’t want anyone to see her naked.
Any of those wouldn’t shock me.
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lol didnt she date a dude directly after he broke up with a friend of hers? And she keeps accusing women who dislike her of being jealous about their bf flirting with her. She has a dumb insta vid of her babbling in that horrid fake accent saying something along the lines of "when girls are mean to you even even though you were NICE ENOUGH to ignore their boyfriend". Plus, she recently stated she would go after someone's boyfriend if she thought the girl was a cunt. If you continously imply that you can and will ruin someone's relationship if they rub you the wrong way, they won't want to have anything to do with you. And hilariously enough, that kind of behaivour is indicative of her own insecurity and her own need to attribute her self worth to male attention. She actually sounds like the type of girl to be uncomfortable with her boyfriend having female friends because she figures other girls are also vindictive, insecure hoebags. Probably why she constantly tries to paint other girls as overly emotional sluts. Dat projection
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Her eyeliner is frightening. I did my eyeliner like that when I was 14-16.
>or lack there of
Such an intelligent queen. Can’t even spell thereof properly she literally thinks it’s two words. I’m so embarrassed for her. She’s so incredibly stupid and always tries so hard to sound smart and fails miserably.
Fits her new persona, she was just sharing a Fox News clip on how there's a cancer vaccine.
Because as we all know, cancer is not a group of cell growth diseases. She doesn't care at all is the stuff she's sharing even slightly real.
Why are her pupils so small? Is that a photoshop fuck-up (like the rest of the image) or is Icky doing harder drugs?
Her eyeliner and mascara is so clumpy and crusty it hurts to look at.
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>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'
ah, yeah. Now I remember which Final Fantasy character she reminds me of. Striking resemblance.
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gonna go with photoshop fuckup, wanted to have perfectly solid colored iris' but ended up smudging the outer edge of it and coloring outside the lines
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How can she think that this looks attractive?
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Vic making sure we all know she has no debt and can afford her shack no problem
>"not that this effect me in any way…"
is this haughty insufferable hoebag insinuating that she's not affected by the horrible economy because she's wealthy, successful or in some way "better" than other millenials in any way? fuck off icky, you're not affected because you don't have a job, a house or a penny to your name and are probably still leeching off your parents.
also, dat genius IQ spelling.
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She's has to be autistic.
>>522156>whoever has been at the economy
it's just one guy like how lolcow is one girl
I mean tbf she's not affected by student loans cus she did all her studying on youtube and also she lives in the back of her store so no need to rent an apartment
If it's real then she must be REALLY bending it with her teeth or whatever. When you have a real one it doesn't just curve to the side unless its gigantic. This one fits her lip size, and therefore shouldn't be sitting like that, it should be straight. Or it could be pierced super fucking crooked for some reason, but I doubt it because-> Also the way her lip is sort of bending inwards is a good tell that she's manipulating it to lay like that because again, it would not be doing that if it was just relaxed and not being moved purposely.
Source: Have had a lip piercing for over ten years, and mine never does that unless I TRY to make it do that.
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Why does she do this? One moment she's pretending to have a secretary who handles her business. The next moment it's her scouring her books for an appointment.
Does she take zero info for an appointment? Do they not have preliminary appointments before they get tattooed? Does she not file those all together?
These posts bring up so many questions.
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i can tell u she probably books her appointments through fb messenger and doesn't keep track of time or date unless the client says "is tomorrow cool?"
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Oh my that image, spot on
even if shes doing it via email or messenger, theres no reason why she cant use the search function to find the convos with said person
shes just utterly incompetent
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How quick will she delete this comment?
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The teeth on the tiger and the girl are so bad holy shit
exactly, but vicky logic only makes sense to her.>>523797
somehow this gets worse every time i see it.
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Yeah, the likeness is uncanny, Vicky is such an artistic genius
said, the teeth are messed up on the tiger as well as the shadows on the face and the two tattoos do not mesh well together. They are too distinct for being part of the same tattoo and almost look as if someone made a collage from a magazine. The right side of the woman's face for example should not be unfinished in that oval shape but filled out to where the tiger ends. I'm guessing the stencil she made didn't have the full face and she didn't bother filling it in but left it as is. There are likely more things as well but this is what my non-artist brain was able to notice. Honestly the face on its own is quite nice to me (though looking nothing like the supposed reference), and the tiger minus the teeth is nice, but the piece as a whole is terrible
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maybe spend some time looking at good tattoos then. freehand means the artist draws the image straight into the skin and i highly doubt that's what she did. here's a similar design that is going to last for years and will look pretty much the same over time, while what vic does looks aged before it's even finished.
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Of course you were eye roll
she probably ups the contrast and puts several filters on it to hide how shitty it is. it's always good to have a reference of a decent version of what she's trying to do, which can be applied to anything she attempts haha.>>524607>>524644
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Sorry for doublepost but her inability to keep track of her schedule/clients is another issue. Like look at this shit that she just posted, this happens all the fucking time.
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This must be why she holds her hair against her face non-stop. I guess she's finally getting tired of doing it.
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And here we go again. More ass-kissing and not-so-humble bragging.
Pigtails and dress= tomboy nerd?
If she's referring to her other pictures where she dresses like a 'boy' she's incorrect there too, she wears a bandanna and sunglasses but has a full face of makeup.
None of those things are tomboy or nerd
I just watched the video.>less makeup makes me look diff i guess
>fake lashes>thick foundation>pink overlined lipstick>eyeliner on top lid
By 'less' she means shorter non tarantula false lashes and no lower eyeliner. She still has a mountain of makeup on kek
It's funny because I looked at that guy's insta and he seems like a sleazy photographer but the way Vick is going on, she's trying to squeeze a photoshoot out of him and he doesn't respond with 'yeah okay' or 'let's do it' and just continues on with his creepy compliments because he thinks she's an easy lay. Note how she even offers to do a shoot with less clothes on winky face emoji
What a hoe. I bet she fucks/gives free shit tatttoos to amateur photographers/guys that say they are photographers to get free shitty photoshoots which she then shops and posts on her insta to look like a reeaaaalll model.
He seems to photograph fake titted alternative porno type chicks.
Imagine his horror when Vick shows up for her shoot with her flapjack titties, tranny makeup, gut hanging out and bloated head. He's going to shoot the biggest catfish ever haha
Vicky, you need educated.
– Bachman Turner Overdrive
I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!
No but seriously the pigtails don't make you look younger Vick.
You look like an aging pornstar in her 40's dressed up as a 'sexy school girl' or someone's mom trying to cosplay Harley Quinn.
Pigtails on mature women can work but typically they are low hanging loose pigtails, or messy pigtail plaits. These high ones combined with the scene fringe make her look like mutton dressed as lamb.
But so does everything else she wears/does
not to mention, this "tomboy" still is doing full makeup
not drag makeup? must be tomboy
They had too much rage they just couldn't calm down long enough to type intelligibly . Or maybe Vicky's back trying to pseudo insult herself and we know how very weak her grasp on the english language is >she tries to dress cute, uses cute hair styles makes sexy poses
no one thinks you're sexy Vick.
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There you go Anon, 100% real, genuine and authentic Vicky Shingles tattoo, she recreated this pose just for the occasion.
What freaks me out about this is that she said that she had an opening sometime that day and the guy just assumed it was his appointment as if she tends to do either only one a day or this guy has experience with her and knows to assume she'd have forgotten his appointment
Side note, I'd love to see Vicky attempt to make a portfolio. It'd just be filled with Photoshop and blurry headshots. Not to mentions she'd look different every other photo
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Jesus take the wheel
Why did you not take a pic with your phone?
Did the camera crack when you tried or was Vick too big to fit in the frame of the lens? Kek
>>525039>mildly attractive>good at video games
She is neither of those things.
The most video games she probably plays is when her male neckbeard bromigos come around for drinks or when she's watching her one night stand/temporary boyfriend play.
Or maybe she watches the gameplay at her university aka youtube.
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So Vicky must have gotten home late and wasted after the show because she posted this embarrassingly bad poem at 5 am. Googled some lines and it seems to be a Vicky original.
was just checking too, had to make sure it was an original work, holy cow cringe!
just gotta read it as slam poetry for full effect
>>525424>he also hits on my friend who is a blonde playboy model so he has a type
Uhhh I don't doubt he hits on Vick and this post isn't terrible enough to be written by Vick, but I'd say his 'type' is bleach blondes.
Vick has pancake tits, not big fakies and she's far from a 'model'
She's fucking/flirting Scott Penfold. He won't leave his fiance for her and she's drunk vague posting about it because she's getting dicked around. It sounds pretty passive aggressive to me.
Plus Vick is always going on about how she's capable of 'stealing your man' if she really wants and posting memes about how side hoes are dumb. She could be bitter about it.
Well that means he's either fucking her and took it down because him and vick fought/his gf questioned it OR she got insecure about said pic and told him to delete it.
Enjoy your crusty Scott dick Vick, he ain't gonna leave his wife for you.
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She was indeed following scott loaded around like a dog. She was waving at a mutual friend so no picture was taken. but this bitch is busted in real life her fake hair was all stringy and she honest to god has a body like hank hill. its pretty sad when your wearing a corset and even that doesn't give you a waist line.
This makes me so sad - I tried searching to see if there were cache images of it, but no :(
She keeps her candids pretty locked down in order to keep up the illusion she is a final fantasy, ninja assassination or whatever.
she's just rarely out and about even when she's out she has her head down and kind of keeps a low profile. Between trying to doge dudes in bands she's trying to catfish and girls who's boyfriends she's already slept with (because despite what many think or who she makes her self out to be she's notoriously loose not someone anyone would leave there spouse for but she's a cum dumpster and a home wrecker) coming to the city is a no go for her.
I mean starting a tattoo parlour in Toronto is WAAAAYYYY more lucritive then opening up a dump in guelph, but she would get laughed outta the tattoo scene. plus people would see what she actually looks like and know what a big liar she is, because she's not the curvy final fantasy dream girl she makes herself out to be.
she's just a dumpy english chick with a gummy smile, reprehensible hygine, tits like two milk bags hanging off a nail, and a body shaped of a fridge. her shoops are just delusionary ego masterbation.
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Seems she posted a pic from the concert on her Instagram, likely because we were talking about it.
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That's the edgiest outfit I've ever seen, she's such a fucking neckbeard with that reinforced glove.
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oh god, so saw this on her insta tattoos
apparently she fucked up and drew IIII instead of IV for roman numeral 4 on this tragedy
how the fuck do you not catch that/double check/reference that shit before going so far as to TATTOO it on the person?
did the person themselves not get to see the 'before' tattoo and check it over? Was it correct on the before and she just fugged it?
how does it get to permanent-on-your-skin stage and end up like that?
I mean, the entire fucking thing is gonna end up a mashed blob in half a year even if the numerals had been done right, but jesus fuck
Anon that isn't her. It's a parody account.>>525672
The shoop is more subtle than usual but still noticeable. Legs warped and blurred, bloat and burn on the tits and she accidentally made one eye smaller and higher up while pulling in her nose. NT Vic, better than usual but still noticeable.
If she shut her legs she's still be a solid rectangle with saggy tits slapped on. >>525716
Top kek, brave Vicky out here fighting to save her Queen and Country with her mad ninja skillz
yes it is, too bad she's too insecure to fully show it off b/c i want to see how bad it came out.
she made her ham hand look even bigger with that glove and i can't stop laughing at that wonky eye. she seems to have issues with them for some reason.
“I’m a size large in boobs and ass”
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No you fucking can’t
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Don't you know she's a 7 time world champion in the Red Bull Knock out, she's jumped beta thumpstars at the Queen's garden parties and competed in Mountain trials, Enduro and Supermoto all of which she won and everyone totally wanted to fuck her. She owns 20 dirt bikes, a Harley and several Honda sportsbikes that she keeps in her loft, she was the first woman ever to win the Isle of Man TT and she's raced at Assen alongside Valentino Rossi in his prime. He wanted to date her but she turned him down because she had a modelling gig to go to after the race
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I've just realised, her eyebrows are too close together in this one, because she was hastily trying to get a smaller nose. that's why her eyes are so close together. Also she has moved one eye up by accident
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Eh tons of dudes in the scene like metal thots. The jacket is still ridiculous though. I was out in a tank top and shorts yesterday and I was dying. I can't imagine being as chunky as her, wearing that jacket and being around a massive amount of people. Not to mention the pounds of makeup and fake hair. She must have been drenched and smelled like satans asshole by the end of the show. Repulsive. She thinks she looked like Xtina though lol. Girl, he was probably referring to her greasy slut phase (which she still pulled off better than you) but keep patting yourself on the back.
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You guys it's not photoshopped her face is naturally deformed. HOT. Also, hi Vick. Don't drink and cry too much tonight, otherwise you might get even more bloated and deformed.
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I wanted to show a comparison of her most outlandish close-up photoshops with some of her un-photoshopped pictures. Brace yourselves, because there will be a few more and the differences are astonishing.
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This nutterbutter went back to this post and edited it every ten mins obsessively. She also posted about it in the comments on her insta. Calm down, don't be such a bothered betty.
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What a crazy.
Also…i'm pretty sure that IS a motorcycle glove. My brothers have a few motorcycles and dirt bikes and the gloves they wear for bmx look almost identical to the hard knuckle one she's wearing in the photo. They aren't military grade
, they are legit just normal bike gloves, why make up a stupid lie like that?
Also, absolutely dying at these pics with Vick's head pasted on them and her achievements underneath. She's like a bad meme. Someone needs to paste her head onto a scientist in a lab and talk about her astrophysics boasting.
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Turns out it is a tactical glove used for fishing, army, motorbikes ect. $6 on ali express.
Military grade is just in the description though along with a lot of other random words.
Is she claiming that intj's have super human strength and pain tolerance now? What a joke.
Honestly the whole intj thing is cringe. Anyone that claims to be one is for sure a narc.
She's just a super cold ice queen that is good at everything and men crawl at her feet and when she bleeds her wounds healnup within seconds because she has wolverine blood.
It is. The only reason it says military is because it's a buzz search word. Most of the paintball gear has military or army or police in the title. Maybe they do have similar gloves in the military, but you can be damned sure they weren't plastic ones from ali express.
They look like cheap bmx gloves too. Either way, she's cringe for wearing one utility glove out in public.
Imagine just wearing a camouflage hat out in public and when someone says 'nice hat' being like 'It's military grade'
What an edgelord.
I know she's going for the side swept scene bangs look, but when she wears her hair like this, it always looks like someone that put a wig on crooked sideways.
Cannot believe how close her brows are, wow. One edit away from a unibrow.
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Yup, that was easy.
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This was the day she discovered a new planet that she named after herself, Planet 'Bella Morte' as she fondly recalled how her mother gave her that nickname as a baby because everything she touched would shrivel and die (she eventually learned to control it and harnessed her withering power for her own needs) the crowd looked on in awe
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Vicky stares off wistfully into the distance after a long day in the lab, she has discovered and cured 18 diseases, stopped for a photoshoot, given an interview that ended world hunger, discovered a galaxy and proven that atoms don't function in space they way they initially believed they did (because they're all fat ugly old scientists, not beautiful famous ones like Vicky so of course she proved them wrong), single handedly brought down the far left, knighted a neckbeard, mounted a neckbeard and met with the Queen of England for afternoon tea so far today. All in a days work for our Sticky, god speed.
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Remember when she was crowned Miss Universe? after finding the cure for cancer and bring world peace, she decided to enter to this contest for mortals, obviously a piece of cake for her, because DAH! she's not only unbelievably smart and talented in everything, her beauty is something out of this world. She drank the whole time without getting drunk because she's that badass and even made an amazing sword demonstration.
And haters please, stop thinking she's photoshopped, obviously that's a pro photoshoot and she looks like that in real life, smh.
Not WK but honestly it can be used as that also. Not EVERYONE used IV, and it's way less common to use IIII bc it's just easier to use IV, but IIII is also acceptable.
Also in a lot of clocks from that time it's fairly common to not use IV because of the symmetry in the dial being thrown off from it.
Had it been a different tattoo than a clock it would look extremely weird, and misplaced, but in a clock dial it actually DOES make sense.
IDK about you, but I was actually taught this in school, and somehow it stuck.
I think she just got lucky with this one tbh. She THINKS she's smart enough to know this shit but in reality she isn't.
>"Imagine a watch face with roman numerals, and look at the numerals opposite to each other - all of them are in perfect balance, except for the 'heavy' VIII and the 'light' IV; optical balance is re-established by printing an also 'heavy' IIII. Therefore the main reason why this is done is for symmetry reasons. If one were to divide the watch face vertically, exactly 14 Roman characters would appear on each side of the dial (left & right). If "IV" were used, it would throw off the perfect symmetry of the watch dial.
What… the fuck is that LUMP
in her skin next to her piercing? A huge fucking infection or some shit?
She needs to stop with this Christina Aguilera shit. The only thing they share is the horrible eyebrows which xtina had circa the 90s. It's hilarious that she points out that the 'gentleman' said she looks like a younger
Sure Vick. If anything, she looks like what she'd look like present day after a diet of jack daniels, sperm and ciggies.
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I take it back, I can kind of see the similarities kek
Thank you anon, I finally see why she thinks she looks like Xtina -she is the downward spiral version that I blocked from memory. Also, Vic and her are practically the same age and Christina (now) looks a million times better. >>526033
I see what you mean, but at least Zoe is a somewhat capable human being
I got an infection once in an eyebrow piercing because I was too impatient to wait to change the jewelry.
It NEVER looked THAT bad, looks like half of her lip is filled with pus and disgusting things. ew
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You hit the nail right on the head with this one. Now let's sit back and watch her go on a rampage and attack Zoe for "trying to copy" her.
I've ceased to be surprised by that aspect of things. Raven has fans. Joy Sparkle has fans. Momo has fans. hell, even realstreamnews has fans. it's a crazy world.
that being said, I think most of her fans are just thirsty betas. they don't actually believe in her tall tales, they play along because they like her fake persona and shooped selfies.>>526057
>Zoe is a somewhat capable human being
I just laughed so hard a little pee came out, thanks anon.
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Seeing as she's stuck in the 80's in some ways and is always trying to look like a hair metal singer why doesn't she go for the bandana to hide her receding hairline? It'd look a bit more believable.
She's like all the worst aesthetics of the 80's glam rock shit and all the hideous 2006 scene trash trends all mixed together in one big edgelord, bigoted, photoshopped, chunky package.
Seriously though, how out of touch do you have to be to build your whole aesthetic off such ugly outdated subcultures?
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I made the most perfect musical ensemble the world has ever seen, they are of course called The Shingles, a side project from her cabaret act that debuted in 1925 'Miss Vicky and The Bella Morte band'
They have the voice of angels and ever other major rock band was actually inspired by their lyrical genius to the point that noone but the Bella Mortes are original.
Some call Vick the songbird of our generation.
I heard that the fact that all the rock musicians that died from overdoses actually was a cover up and a conspiracy.
They committed suicide because they could never be as musically talented as Vick.
Did you guys know she can play an electric guitar with a katana upside down standing on the seat one handed with a blindfold on, all the while singing the national anthem?
Momo has fans because she's a thot and panders to thirsty neckbeards.
Joy Sparkles HAD fans in the beginning because she was anti onision. Until her crazy came out.
People like RSN AND Raven baffle me as to why they have fans. Horrible personalities and ugly as fuck.
Vick I can understand has her army of neckbeards, but she surprisingly has female fans too, it's weird. Like I understand chicks like Dasha and Kiki and some of the other bitchy weirdos having fans because stans only obsess and whiteknight them for their looks so they could murder a baby or become a nazi and they'd still have a following, but to me Vick even photoshopped is not attractive enough in my opinion to look past the insane claims she makes. She is like troll level crazy. I know she deletes people, but why do more people not call her out on facebook? Literally noone gave a crap about her bitchy funeral post at her mum. Even if a close friend or coworker posted that, I'd immediately say something or at least be like wtf.
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oh no I got a glass shard in my foot how do i get it out… nvm dont tell me , I'm an expert on everything
Why doesn't she just suck the glass out with her mouth? The inside of her mouth is reinforced like wolverine skin anyway. It's probably indestructible from all the smelly std covered rocker dicks she's gulped, what's a bit of glass?
Yeah I think it's probably obvious she's fucking Scott. Why else would he let a retard like her on his podcast? Not acting like the podcast is a big deal or anything, but she sounds like she never knows what she's talking about. Why have someone like that on there?
Either way Scott penisfold is fucking uglllly.
I get that vibe from Scott too, same as her bromigosss she always talks about. Dirty metalhead betas that wait round for the scraps.
Makes me wonder who Scott penisfold's fiance is. He looks a lot older than Vick.
Yeah, I guess she did semi brag about it though. Like asking for way to remove herself but Scott is 'dragging' her to the hospital because she's sooo tough and can't be bothered by a hospital.
Actually disappointed she didn't brag about once being a brain surgeon who removed the splinter of glass with a simple fick of her katana. After all, she educated herself at the university of youtube.
Scott likely has old-man syndrome. His body is probably as saggy as Icky’s and having a younger girl flirt with him and always be on his side is probably just an ego stroke.
It’s like Rock of Love but with more trailer trash than just trash.
there are other women there?
people work there?
it's an online radio station…
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Good ole Vick thinking metal girls don't age. This woman looks like a hybrid of the crypt keeper and gollum in a leather jacket. This will be Vicky in 5 years
Probably not because even though the bleach blonde heavy eyeliner is not a good look, at least Doro smiles happily and leaves her photos untouched. She's older, but at least she looks human.
Vicky would never have the confidence to leave her candids like that. She has to photoshop everything with the same dumb zoolander anus lips face expression so she appears to be this perfect ageless vampire xtina lookalike.
Don't be silly anon of course Doro stole everything from Vick. So did xtina. Megan fox? She copied Vick too.
I mean, they are all mega babesss but we musn't forget that Miss Bella Morte is the original OG.
Even Marilyn monroe wants to be her.
What? Marilyn was born first?
How dare you anon.
How dare you lie like that.
She lost her other glove fighting muslim terrorists anon.
It was easy for her, she batted her natural black long eyelashes at them, and with a wink of her green icy eyes, they surrended and told them all their plans for isis attacks.
She punched them repeatedly with her military grade (totally not paintball) gloves and sliced them down with her magical katana skills.
One of the terrorist's wives got totally jealous that Vick was so beautiful and talented so she threw a bomb at her and Vick caught it.
The grenade went off and her glove shattered into a million pieces but Vick's porcelain skin was left unscathed. She killed the last of the terrorists with her extremely precise knife throwing skills, and rode away on a komodo dragon that didn't want to bite her because she's so alpha and an intellectual INTJ which can totally read animal's minds.
And that anon, is the story of why Vick only wears one military grade glove.
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I'm surprised you guys forgot to post this gem. It was on the Loaded Radio "Hosts" webpage. I bet Vick wrote it herself.
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Why is she making that hand gesture?
These make me cackle every time
I loved the part about the komodo dragon
It looks like she can barely open her eyes because they're inflamed and crusty.
Also lol at her hobbies. Are there more quotes from her on her awesome cooking skills?
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Fuck her complexion looks so bad here.
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Remember when Vic was in college on two different coasts at the same time? And terrorists tried to diss her? And then they stole her other glove? And she cut the rope bridge to her castle and rappled to the croc infested waters below to make sure everyone was dead, perfect hair flowing behind her? Pic related
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Looks really bad here too.
I remember anon. It was 'epic timesss'.
It must have been around the time she was a stylist to the stars and a famous worldclass chef. I remember those times.
Celebrities would flock from high and low for her amazing advice on fashion. Christina Aguilera called her the style icon of the century and begged Vick to borrow her style. Vick said sure because she's an absolute nerd tomboy sweetheart.
She even lent Xtina some black expensive knockoff designer outfits, because she totally likes to lift other babein' women up, plus she's a blonde goth who has so much black outfits in her wardrobe…you do the math.
Her chef job was really great. She actually trained Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver before they got famous, she admitted that Gordon Ramsay was one of her star pupils, but unfortunately he just didn't have the absolute calm demeanour in the kitchen like Vick did. She was able to whip up a five star dish while simultaneously watching a harvard lecture on astro physics. She was cool calm and collected. The other chefs looked on in awe.
Anyway, she gave all that up to be a humble tattoo artist, because she's such a rocker at heart, but Gordon, Jamie and Xtina are still her bromigos and they call her up and joke and sometimes ask for tatts of her amazing artwork.
'It needs more white' she would often chuckle over the phone while she was in her wealthy hosptal grade fresh smelling (totally not a scratcher's shack) of a tattoo parlour.
Oh yeah! Wasn't she a stunt double for Xtina back in the early 2000's, she'd step in on stage and dance when Christina's body wasn't up to scratch? Of course she could TOTALLY have sung those parts herself but she didn't want to put Christina out of a job. She's not a bitch, like every single one of those other girls. She's just one of the guys, but she does have an amazing body and she's ALWAYS batting guys off who want her to date them,but she's always been this way, a real life final fantasy character and I mean; who could resist?
She was the first ever blonde goth but she was just too shy and bashful to push that image in public so she let others borrow her style and make it big in the late 90's. This was in between modelling gigs from Paris to Milan and Tokyo to Moscow, she was jetting all over the place and people were just desperate to get her face, or rather her ass, on the cover. But of course this didn't overshadow her humanitarian work; once she had trained up her pupils she singlehandedly cooked 5 star meals for 1.216 Billion people and traveled the length and breadth of Africa feeding people her gourmet meals. Of course she was mistaken many many times for Christina Aguilera and even Britney Spears so she had to give out autographs and it was just so tiring. Vick was hurt that no one remembered her band The Shingles OR her Cabaret act that performed exclusively in London 70 years before her tour of Africa. But she's like…kinda a big deal…so they should have known.
Unfortunately Xtina and Vick had to stop being friends, because while Vick worked as a stylist, Xtina got jealous.
You see, Xtina was sick of Vick coming in to workkk and all her friends would comment that Vick looked like 'her little younger sister' and 'a younger version of her'
The problem was, when Vicky came into workkk with just pigtails and her tomboy nerd clothes and her face totally scrubbed free of makeup, she was so naturally beautiful, that EVERYONE including Xtina's boyfriend, would say that she looked like a highschool student. Not a day over 18. Metal girls age so well, that's the issue.
So Xtina got jealous and sad of that. Also Xtina's boyfriend really liked Vick but Vicky wouldn't sleep with him because of girl code, and Xtina wasn't really a bitch to her.
She totally could have though.
She made him hit a sign post once when he was meant to be looking at Xtina and asked secretly to marry Vick behind Xtina's back. Vick totally couldn't be bothered with all that though, because she's an intelligent english rose and she found him too beta for her taste.
That's the problem anon, she's too MUCH of a big deal. That's why they never put her on the cover of Vogue. She would have outdone all the other models and been too popular. So popular infact that the public would demand she be on EVERY cover EVER.
Vogue couldn't handle that because they didn't have enough money to pay Vick for every cover. Vick is wealthy as fuck though, so it's not like she needs the cash anyways.
I know it's super top secret anon, but rumour has it that the super special white ink she patented actually contains stem cells of her dna. That's why their tatts heal so fast, because she included her wolverine intj dna.
Unless they PICK AT THEM. Then they don't heal properly. That's why everyone's tattoos botch so easily. They are mere mortals and sometimes Vick's final fantasy dna interferes with their own and gets itchy. They simply cannot handle it and scratch and pick at the tattoos causing them to scar and look blurry.
Yeah and the even funnier part is that most of the details in all these Vicky-pastas is actually
stuff she has claimed herself on facebook and instagram.
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So her posts are being "sponsored" now, does that mean she's paying for them to be advertised? Wow
Wtf. So they don't even have Chik-fila in Canada and she's never eaten it but she's promoting it on facebook as a sponsor.
That's like if an Australian social media influencers was like 'omg eat taco bell, it's great, I've never been there lol' like christ Vick, at least lie and be like 'mmm couldn't eat enough of this when I visited the states'
You fucking lie about doing tricks on motorbikes and put on a fake english accent every fucking day, at least pretend to have eaten the thing you are promoting, you dick.
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Lol she's in a fight on my friends page saying saying no one should vote NDP because one of the party's constituents wouldn't wear a poppy. She's also apparently watched 100
War documentrys in a month but is too dumb to know destroying fascist dictatorship was what World War Two
Was fought over. Canadian vets literally fought for the people's right to choose to not wear a poppy. CHOOSE, because in Hitler's German you didn't have a choice to dessert against the government.
shes not trying to sell chicken, she's just desperate for attention so she's promoting her posts so more people see them and comment on her shit
she's reaching a new low of sadness
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Now Vicky is an expert in sociology or something jfc it never ends
Ah, forgive my ignorance. I don't actually have a facebook, so I don't know how the sponsoring thing works. I know when people do it on youtube it's annoying as fuck.
I agree though, it's sad that she wants more people to see her retarded posts. Usually consists of humble bragging or nothing of value.
She always says 'studies show' or 'I read a study/watched a documentary' but never lists her source or gives any links to these 'studies'
It's irritating. Such a childish I'm right and you are wrong attittude.
Also, I don't agree with her theory about successful women picking mates like men or whatever that rubbish was.
Women with money and success tend to choose men with equal or more money or status. But this crap was pretty much just a way for Vick to boast that she's rich.
Honestly she needs to shove her remaining military grade glove where the sun don't shine. I'm sure that bloke she's talking to is just as much of an edgelord neckbeard loser as she is, but there's more truth in what he's saying than her.
I'm convinved she watched the 1997 tomb raider movie and tries too hard to emulate Lady Croft. Look at all the instagram posts where she talks in the phony accent. Apart from the weird american/irish slip ups, she tries to enunciate her words the same.
The way she describes herself as some femme fatale bombshell who is a weapons expert and the tacky way she does her shitty place up like a faux mansion.
If she is remotely wealthy, I'm absolutely convinced that when she isn't overcharging for shit jail tier tattoos, she makes the rest being a prostitute.
Sorry for sperging about 1997 tomb raider, but I watched that cringey movie heaps as a child and seriously anons, if you watch it, you'll get what I mean.
This psycho genuinely thinks she's a blonde tattooed Lara Croft.
She's wrong and she's just using this as another opportunity to brag about how wealthy she is.
If you have so much money, why are you tattooing out of a shack in an industrial area in a bumfuck nowhere hick town in Canada, Vicky?
Ummm don't you remember? Lara Croft was based ON her. Shicky was in London when she bumped in to Toby Gard and Paul Howard Douglass who's jaws dropped open at her sheer beauty. Her long blonde hair was thigh length and shimmered as it became tousled in the wind. There was a break in the clouds of dreary London and a beam of light, a Jacobs ladder, as she turned her small, pixie like face to the sun her icy grey eyes glinted and sparkled, the warmth of the sun brightened her immaculate porcelain skin with not a single mark or imperfection. She smiled, it was like a thousand angels singing, and you could see her real lip line underneath her drawn on one. They watched on mouths still agape as she shook out her hair and ran her fingers through it, her hand was covered by a single tactile military glove, reinforced fot self protection. She was wearing black shorts and a strap around her leg and waist that held a wallet and knife, in easy reach in case she needed to protect her countrymen or herself. On her back, slung like a rifle, was her Katana. The fruit of her labour, she handcrafted her weapon in the forges of deepest Kyoto, days of folding and hammering til her trainer exclaimed that she had made the sharpest blade ever made my mortal man, she stood up, shook out her hair and pouted, look at her trainer said "I am mortal, but I am no man, MY hands create worlds within them and smash them just as easily. I am beyond all expectations" then sheathed her still hot Katana that became instantly cold to her touch as she can control temperature with her mind and she strode off back to Canada. Her enormous(totally real and not photoshop at all IRL wow) breasts were squeezed in to a dirty white tank top that smelled slight of cheese and cigarette ash, atop that she wore a cropped leather jacket that was beat up and looked like it had seen decades of wear. The patches, pins and spikes were falling off but just added to her cool and carefree image. But it was when they let their gaze wander down her shapely hips and slender legs to her doc marten boots with hiking socks rolled up over the top that they knew she was their girl, their music. They took her for a few drinks and asked her to return to Derby with them in order for them to create their model based on her proportions and to record her perfect Queen's English accent for use in cut scenes and other parts of the game. Toward the end of development Vic asked them not to add her hair colour or Katana as she doesn't think normal people could resonate and connect with such otherwordly beauty and talent. That's why Lara's hair is dark. Vicky was way too humble and all she asked was that they let her 'show them a good time' one last time before she left and continued on her way. She's a true British hero. An English rose that will single handedly defeat ISIS and has been immortalised in gaming history. She was also the base model for Poison from Street Fighter, they just made her hair blonde and used video of Vicky's fighting skills to model Poison's moves.(wall of autism)
People date within their own socioeconomic status. This is one of the most well supported correlations in sociology. This Sean guy and Vicky are both retards. If they want to play academia at least go take a god damn class at a community college.
>listened to a study>psychologist >talking sociology
She could at least try.
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Why doesn't your immortal ass just suck the glass out of your foot then ? Miss wolverine vampire here can't manage a minor injury from drunkenly stepping on a broken JD bottle wah wah
I thought Vicky heals faster than the average person? Why would someone like that need a padded sock? I mean her stomach tattoo healed in a day. Doesn’t she have super high pain tolerance too?
I’m not understanding. Is this the same Vicky??
She's probably chosen to drop that façade so her conquest can feel like a great alpha saving his queen
That or she's really enjoying this guy giving her all this attention so she's exaggerating how hurt she actually is so he keeps taking care of her. Probably a bit of both
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Vicky knew there was life on mars , also when people who know what they're talking about challenge her knowledge on the subject, ask for her sources and post their own, it turns out she just happens to use the exact same sources!!
I’m sure NASA consulted with her at some point because Vicky is an astrophysicist and totally knew things about mars that no one else knew.
I’m sure she’s totally capable of being an astronaut and passed all their physical test better than everyone ever in NASA history.
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>>529155>The article i mentioned is the one you just read
No, Vicky, you dense bitch. The WSJ news article he linked was not the additional "piece of research published simultaneously" mentioned in the Independent article (which you just copy and pasted your comment from). It doesn't even mention
that research, because the WSJ article was published before that research was even released in Science. One clue is that NASA doesn't publish its research in the fucking Wall Street Journal.http://science.sciencemag.org/content/360/6393/1096
>B-but muh Stanford astrophysics!
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oh the irony
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She shouldn’t be proud of this
lol not only did she rip off the original artist's work (the face, just changed the shape a bit), but it looks awkward as fuck because she couldnt draw the body in the same direction, so its just this spaz with a broken neck
clearly she is not an artist and has no idea how to actually draw a human body, hell, even straight on (wtf are those proportions)
and its just so shitty but…hey, its not finished, and she drew it with a broken hand because she just had to come up with an excuse for why its bad and also why its so good considering what she had to persevere through - truly the most talented person in the world
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i just cant get over how the shading looks like it was done by a kindergarten student
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She piles on a mask of make up. How could she have a nice complexion?
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still thinks shes a celebrity…
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>Damn imma tear that shit up
You already tear people’s skin up, Icky
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Unphotoshopped version on the left, barely photoshopped version on the right. She does look like a wisdom tooth. Sorry Vick, but some people really do look look like shit without photoshop, including you. The biggest difference is that you are too insecure to show people what you really look like and Blac Chyna isn't. The only reason we even have those candids of you is because your need to feed that ego of yours is so big, you accidentally allowed a "fan" to post every candid photo of you to a public page. That was your mistake, and it was a pretty big one considering you keep trying so hard to feed everyone this fantasy image of yourself that doesn't really exist. Honestly, how do you not get called out by everyone who meets you in person? I would feel pretty pissed if I met up with someone who looked nothing like their photos online.
She must have like 90 IQ to think people would find her lies and photoshop believable. Anyone with a grasp of the subject she claims to know is only laughing at her claims, she can’t form any coherent thought. All her comments are written as if it was an edgy 12 years old (a dumb one, who thinks “my dog ate my homework and my parents died in a fire” is a believable excuse for not being prepared for class and a faked doctors note signed “DoCtoR” is totally legit). As for mbti types: she has no actual idea what intjs are like. Most people don’t, because they are rare as hell and women are even rarer. Everyone who claims to be an edgy intj on the internet is mostly isfp, infp or entp (in her case I’d say isfp) with insecurity issues and self-entitlement. I actually feel bad for her, she is so stupid and untalented and just in general doesn’t know shit so much so that she thinks she is a know-it-all, takes no opportunity o learn or improve because she believes she is already “goals”, has no actual discipline, wit or anything else that would help her survive on her own in the world, and her personality and the way she is handling herself attracts only desperate losers with Peter Pan syndrome. She claimed in an interview to have a mother who’s a doctor, so perhaps her family is wealthy enough to support this leech’es useless lifestyle, but what next? What will happen to her when her parents can’t provide for her anymore? She’s not getting a rich man, because even the dumb ones have standards, and she can’t make any decent and honest business on her own? At first it was amusing but now I don’t even feel like laughing at her, she will wake up one day when it’s too late to change things, and realize how she wasted her life on this ridiculous persona on the internet and didn’t invest at all in anything valuable in life - family, friends, knowledge, experience, social network, nothing. Some cows are funny, but this just feels like laughing at a mentally handicapped person or a child with Down syndrome.
What I meant is that Carl Jung formed a hypothesis of those types based on his own observations and they make sense in a way, they can be applied to improve social skills. But yeah, what came out of it - scammy tests online and worthless set of universal stereotypes as descriptions, is completely worthless and a horoscope. It’s basically a “what do you think about yourself” test and the result is always “I am so logical and great and reasonable”, because that’s how most people view themselves, especially the narcisstic ones.
It’s same as introvert/extrovert/ambivert is a concept that can be applied and considered in certain ways, but people just go like in this meme: you’re either an artistic emo introvert who cries alone in his dark room or a loud obnoxious extrovert who “does coke from park bench with his 80 best friends”.
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her tattoos are going to look as shitty as they always have, but she'll be so proud of herself for overcoming a sprained arm.
I think it's not just the gym, she really needs to stop drinking so much. That is what's aging her so much. The ciggies too.
But even after all that and the gym, she'd still be vile as a person.
she could sit in a gym for the rest of her life and she would still have a body like fridge. She just doesn't genetically have the curvy delicate hourglass body she's deluded herself into thinking she has. Thats why she
photoshops her self into her narsissistic fever/wet dream
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Oh shit guys, it's finally happening.
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Meant to post this one.
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Her response to the first comment is completely incoherent. What happened to that high IQ she supposedly has? Oh, right. It was a load of bullshit like everything else she says.
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These bangs don't look bad on her. If she's really finally changing her style, I'm shocked.
My lovely old Razr flip phone took better pictures than she does.
I realize she edits and filters the fuck out of every single one, but how are they this
blurry and shite?
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She keeps referring to what she's wearing as "gothic lolita" and like always, she's completely incorrect. What she's wearing is more like kogyaru, which is Japanese schoolgirl fashion. The photo attached is gothic lolita. Seriously Vick, do you really not know how to do a simple google search instead of spouting off about things that you know absolutely nothing about? It makes you look like such a moron.
Her newest insta story she's wearing like a Japanese schoolgirl outfit with only one knee high sock.
One sock…one glove…one contact, why do people think this kind of thing is cool?
Watch out Vicky is creating a new subculture.
Countdown before she turns full weeb begins.
I was going to say this earlier. I am not into lolita fashion, nor am I knowledgeable about weeb fashion, but most people with any bit of internet/chan culture know that gothic lolita/lolita is the frilly dresses (like the one in the picture you posted) and not that weird cheap looking anime school girl outfit she has going on.
It's a bit embarrassing she even put a label on her outfit, let alone an incorrect one.
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Even with the potatoe filters you can tell how fat she is. She’s so wide and her arms are like plump sausages. And she’s spreading her legs and pointing her knees in to make them look thinner. Imagine being in your 30’s and dressing like a Japanese weeb school girl. Pretty embarrassing if you ask me she needs to grow the fuck up get off her lazy ass and lose weight. Does anyone else think she looks like Luna Slater here? She has the same body shape and shitty fried blonde hair with the botched fringe
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gets asked a simple question, goes on and on about how she wears an xs, asian sizes are smaller than us oned and she's ~curvy af~. so lucky it had a Tue in back b/c ig was loose on her. also she's had dresses like this forever but conveniently never posted them until now.
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I love how she @‘s herself
What a load of bullshit. Plus is it me or is the armband not even closed on her right arm ?
I don't even know how she justifies this kind of crap quality especially since it's not taken in selfie mode. Obviously fake alien sightings have a better quality than that.
Can't wait for her to jump on the lolita bandwagon and get ripped apart by actual lolitas lmao.
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Twins! But Vicky is more chunky than Luna kek. Also Vick’s smile looks like the fucking Joker
love this nonsense, like your "hips and ass" might be bigger than your waist but not like 2 sizes bigger lmao that would just look comical if it was true, like imagine having a size 6 waist and size 10 hips
the skirt might look smaller cus she has it hiked up like below her bra line
Oh my GOD that's not the armband, that's… the SLEEVE!
Holy fuck her arms are so flabby she had to cut the sleeve KEEEEK!
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You can fully see her gut sticking out kek
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yeah I spotted this over a field in Iowa last summer
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She's hilariously conceited. Who captions a photo of themselves this way? She's giving me Nicole Dollanganger with this hair and shoop.
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Something tells me she’s shaped more like her little sister than she’d like to admit. (Cropped for anonymity of course)
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all i can see is a shitty tracing.
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Thought we had a side by side posted but yeah