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https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [active]

>Previously also known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420 (amongst others)
>22 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 35 year old boyfriend (aka Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal


LATEST MILK:

>Created a new tumblr account “to look at cute shit” (as opposed to glorifying drug addiction and stupidity), uses it to post the same pictures of the same art no one wants to buy and the same cheap clothes she wants people to buy for her over and over again ad infinitum
>Continues to abuse Copics and hawk off the results for drug money
>Continues to beg for useless shit via Amazon wishlists
>Similarly useless gets “found” by Tuna or “gifted by a friend”, while the “friend” remains nameless and Tuna takes every opportunity to point out how cheap everything is
>CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP
>Gets called out by followers for sounding like an ungrateful cunt by banging on about how cheap everything is (spoiler: she is an ungrateful cunt)
>The quality of her art is inversely proportionate to amount of drawings she churns out (practice does not make perfect, evidently)
>Still living in her mother’s government housing which she claims is “really toxic” but is making no effort to move out of
>Kicked her mother out of her own bed and is making her sleep on the couch
>Claims she got a UTI from holding in her pee because she was too anxious to walk past her “abusive” mother to get to the bathroom (and totally not because heroin causes retention and/or she doesn’t pee after getting boned by the Easter Island statue she calls her fiance)
>Posts pictures sans makeup which prove that she is not incapable of not looking like a Yamanba, much to everyone’s astonishment
>Continues to post selfies with plants, one of which she named after her deceased cripple punk ex (and all of which appear to be more alive than Lurch)
>Has still not gotten ANYWHERE, regardless of countless hours spent working ever-so-hard on her DBT workbook and artistic skills - of course, the only thing which is going to help our poor little sadbbyangel out is MONEY!

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