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No. 859618

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/

Tumblr: https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com/
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]

Summary:
>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and Lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)
>25 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on-and-off “sex worker”
>Has overdosed thrice
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides shitty art and poetry
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her (now 42) year old “fiancé” (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”. They’ve been together now for 7 years
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, etc
>Constantly buys cheap shit on Amazon while complaining about being penniless
>Milks her ex-gf’s suicide for struggle points

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lost the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s sick dad) by squatting in his apartment and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom poverty home, ultimately drives her mother to relapse and go to inpatient >>795390
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spreads ashes on her face

Sex Worker Saga:
>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more dead in every photo
>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829
>Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661
>SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386
>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037
>Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203
>A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491, >>811554

Eviction/Sobriety Saga:
>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600, >>810637
>Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724
>Electricity gets shut off >>813209 and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354
>EVIL TOXIC MOM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MOM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340
>The apartment door lock has broken, Luna and lurch build sad little barricades >>816475, >>815981
>The cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a knife. Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990, >>822424, >>824442
>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718, >>822657, >>823499, >>823823, >>824260
>Luna keeps claiming to be sober >>824858, >>825465, >>827008 despite still taking fucking Xanax >>825462
>”Abusive” dad relapses >>825466, is “dying” >>825993, >>826190, Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257
>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimmy checks as it’s clearly their own income
>Luna and Lurch are attacked by neighbor’s pitbulls totally not while stealing >>831109

Assault Saga:
>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building >>840784, >>840941 Anons infight about whether or not she's telling the whole truth
>Reports the rape to the police >>841832, >>841834, It seems to go quite well
>Police now don't entirely believe her rape story >>843957, now suspect her of submitting a falsified statement
>Luna gets psych warded >>846413, Calls it the "worst day of her life" but not explaining why, posts unsettling selfies with her ekg stickers still on >>846458
>Seems to be police-related >>847120, Current theory is she lost her shit when she took all of her klonopin and psych wouldn't give her more

Last thread's milk:
>Goes MIA for a while, complains because her followers were worried >>>/pt/849545
>Makes a big deal about "just wanting to hide" but posts countless selfies, wears revealing clothes and general attentionwhoring
>Goes looking for a new psychologist to replace the one she supposedly loved >>>/pt/850862
>Shaves off half her eyebrows, either for attention or because she was high >>>/pt/851085
>Gets a "job" at a company (fundie project) called Altered Spaces, they make products to help with sensory overloads. >>>/pt/852320 Needless to say, it's just her sitting around >>>/pt/851095 >>>/pt/851799 >>>/pt/852209 >>>/pt/852217
>Still e-begging >>>/pt/852537

PREVIOUS THREADS:
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
twenty five >>>/pt/689217
twenty six >>>/pt/734529
twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
twenty eight >>>/pt/795757
twenty nine >>>/pt/811991
thirty >>>/pt/824552
thirty one >>>/pt/832421
thirty two >>>/pt/841646
thirty three >>>/pt/848981

No. 859620

Social media:


https://www.facebook.com/luna.s.rose
https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996 (private)
https://www.instagram.com/hellprincess1996
https://www.twitter.com/funeral1996
https://www.twitter.com/lilcherub1996 (inactive)
https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx (SW account, deleted)

https://www.depop.com/howl1996
http://paypal.me/lunaschu
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/341921796680896451
https://www.youtube.com/user/thatpoisonleaf
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVwEsjyJinowxG70G2aGWvw

https://www.deviantart.com/thatpoisonleaf (deleted)
https://www.flickr.com/people/54485349@N05 (skwisgaarskwigelf)
https://www.imgur.com/a/Rj3UQ
https://lookbook.nu/explorer/user/156699-Luna-R
https://myspace.com/lunaslater44

https://www.mylife.com/luna-slater/e100620704296236
https://www.mylife.com/matthew-schumacher/e755169983106

https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com
https://hellwithin96.tumblr.com
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com (inactive)
https://crpl-pnk.tumblr.com/tagged/taluna

Archives of past tumblr accounts:
https://archive.is/https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/*
http://archive.is/https://funeralhome420.tumblr.com
https://archive.is/https://funeral1996.tumblr.com/*
https://web.archive.org/web/20150415000000*/https://funeral1996.tumblr.com
http://archive.is/https://hipsville.tumblr.com
https://web.archive.org/web/20130701000000*/https://hipsville.tumblr.com
http://archive.is/https://lilcherub1996.tumblr.com
https://web.archive.org/web/20151001000000*/https://lilcherub1996.tumblr.com
http://archive.is/lunaangel1996.tumblr.com
https://web.archive.org/web/20160615000000*/https://lunaangel1996.tumblr.com
http://archive.is/lunakitten1996.tumblr.com
https://web.archive.org/web/20160601000000*/http://lunakitten1996.tumblr.com
https://archive.is/https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com/*
http://skwisgaarskwigelf.tumblr.com (deleted, no archives)

The Pulp Girls / Zine:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagirl/albums
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagirl/albums/72157631725365711
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagirl/albums/72157632051793756
https://www.flickr.com/photos/thepulpgirls
https://www.flickr.com/photos/thepulpgirls/albums/72157640565957654
https://www.flickr.com/photos/thepulpgirls/albums/72157629674421932
https://www.instagram.com/thepulpgirls
https://www.instagram.com/thepulpzine
http://thepulpgirls.blogspot.com/2012/05/technicolor-teenagers.html
http://thepulpgirls.blogspot.com/2012/10/babes-in-arms.html
https://thepulpgirls.tumblr.com/tagged/hipsville
https://thepulpgirls.tumblr.com/tagged/luna
http://thepulpzine.tumblr.com/tagged/luna
https://web.archive.org/web/20140311150023/http://www.thepulpzine.com:80/thepulpbabes
https://web.archive.org/web/20130517214016/http://www.thepulpzine.com:80/author/luna

About Luna:
https://lunaarchives.tumblr.com
https://witchycrankypoo.tumblr.com (howl1996 drama, inactive)

http://carinaallen.weebly.com/latest-documentations/archives/03-2012
https://www.deviantart.com/nikkimayone/art/purple-hippie-206152741
http://psychedelicdaisy.blogspot.com/2013/05/angry-punk-meets-princess-doll.html

No. 859624

File: 1637093439557.jpeg (772.53 KB, 828x5096, 308AC6F5-3E29-4603-B33B-0B5012…)

ty for the thread anon!

>fuck it I treated myself

Is it still a treat if you’re doing it every single day?

No. 859625

File: 1637093910472.jpg (228.08 KB, 1080x1549, Screenshot_20211115-163123_Ins…)

Ty for the new thread!

Lurch is looking worse than usual

No. 859626

File: 1637094075961.jpg (699.9 KB, 1080x1858, Screenshot_20211116-103619_Ins…)

The squat is grimey as usual

No. 859629

File: 1637094681486.jpeg (267.17 KB, 828x1133, E0111B01-C9DD-4A2A-B8AE-739E48…)

Good god those plushies are flat as pancakes and absolutely fucking filthy

No. 859632

>>859625
He's gotten so fat. He has Tuna's big body and peanut head. Guess they aren't "starving" anymore.
>>859626
That setup looks so damn tiny. It'd be cute if the rest of the background wasn't so disgusting.

No. 859633

>>859624
>I only bought 2 useless pieces of crap!
>actually fuck it I’m gonna buy a bunch of shit
>but it’s ok because I’m in debt now

wow sounds like you’re gonna have some savings in no time

No. 859634

File: 1637100515586.jpeg (1015.17 KB, 1242x1291, 6BC575EF-8B4B-479C-87AE-3A12B1…)

>>859626
Jfc that pillow looks like it would give you cancer.

No. 859644

File: 1637110617191.jpeg (681.92 KB, 828x1419, DD7B76BA-8F70-461E-B64D-9DEE33…)

pumpkin deserves a lot more than a cheap holographic food bowl, tuna. the poor thing has to live in your filth and eat the cheapest of food so that you can afford regular shein hauls

No. 859647

>>859644
And a heap of meow mix, the absolute cheapest food. Poor pumpkin no wonder he looks so greasy and sad

No. 859653

>>859625
I find it ironic that Lurch has the audacity to call Luna fat when he himself looks just as tubby

No. 859654

File: 1637117758428.jpeg (1.19 MB, 1242x1491, 6F73CA83-EA26-44A0-A019-9A2514…)

how is her hair so brassy when it was toned BLUE merely days ago?

No. 859659

>>859654

this looks like one of those AI-generated images that are just nothing-blobs.

No. 859661

>>859618

Thanks for the thread nonny! Nice work, was wondering if one would pop up soon.


>>859634
jfc it's BLACK with grime

No. 859692

File: 1637146405163.jpeg (977.07 KB, 1241x2029, 233F4974-EF44-43AA-83D7-1C8874…)

Ty for the new thread nonnie!

>>859626
The place is fucking disgusting, the absolute state of the floor, imagine vacuuming hey Luna? I am intrigued as to what's written on the bit of paper taped to the wall, all I can make out is that it begins with "I"

No. 859699

>>859654
This looks like an old pic of her hair

No. 859700

>>859692
Someone take that my melody out of her misery.

No. 859709

>>859625
His head is too small for his body. Neither of them look real.

No. 859714

>>859692
i don't even frequent this thread but everytime i see the pics i gag. why are all the plushies so dirty!? it gives me anxiety

No. 859718

File: 1637168972014.jpg (20.96 KB, 473x212, Screenshot_20211117-100703_Ins…)

>>859692
Here it is in another post. Looks like a note from Lurch.

No. 859744

>>859714
Rhetorical? In case it isn’t, it’s just a reflection of their overall hygiene. For a while Luna would only shower when she visited her dad every other week, if not longer. Whenever she discusses cleaning and tidying, what she means is she’s moving her hoard around her flat. They’re both just disgusting people

No. 859747

>>859634
lol it looks like she scanned this into note documents

No. 859759

File: 1637195113586.jpeg (538.49 KB, 1242x2133, 73B2FEDA-EAC3-422B-803D-69874E…)


No. 859770

File: 1637199396186.jpg (273.27 KB, 1080x1834, Screenshot_20211117-172742_Ins…)


No. 859772

File: 1637199831636.jpeg (638.25 KB, 828x1430, 498B84A6-6FFE-42F8-9077-58EB7C…)

She looks like she’s balding kek

No. 859784

>>859718
lol that he writes in caps like a typical boomer cause he's so fucking old

No. 859802

i still cant comprehend what she did to her hair and how the asymmetry doesnt fuck w her

No. 859808

File: 1637210238613.png (1.47 MB, 1080x1702, Screenshot_20211117-182231_2.p…)

allegedly lost weight and decided to treat herself to 1200 calories of ice cream

No. 859814

>>859770
Poor Pumpkin. Her lungs are probably ready to give out between the second-hand weed and cigarette smoke. Vile shit right here.

No. 859845

>>859770
>smoking around her new furniture she didn't have to pay for
What is wrong with druggies

No. 859857

File: 1637245142357.jpeg (325.24 KB, 862x791, 4944FF46-9427-404B-BE23-97FBBC…)

her hairline has been really bad lately. i think she fried off some hair where her bangs used to be and is attempting to cover it up with a combover circa 2007. she reminds me of this scene from atlantis where you can very clearly make out the shape of kida’s skull>>859772

No. 859892

Wow, I haven't checked on Luna since #32. Holy shit, more milk than I expected.

Why the sudden change from oversized toddler to Killstar Queen?

Also kek at Lurch giving off racist boomer vibes.

No. 859894

File: 1637265924237.jpg (824.05 KB, 1564x1564, IMG_20211118_200148.jpg)

>>859632
Kek "Peanut head"

Her head is particularly out of proportion, especially when her thighs are like Squidward's when he eats all those patties.

No. 859897

File: 1637266853651.webm (1.98 MB, 827x1528, FullSizeRender.webm)

she has the voice of a 60 year old smoker

No. 859902

>>859897

The raspy voice is caused by (smoking) heroin. I'm not sure if your voice still sounds that way when you're clean, but heroin depresses your lungs/vocal cords or something

No. 859905

>>859902
Lol, but she always injected, didn't she? I was a heroin user for 17 years, mainly smoking it and it never affected my voice. All of my friends during that period were users and none of their voices sound like that. I mean it's not out of the realms of possibility, but I've never met anyone whose voice has become raspy because of it, myself included.

Sounds like she puts it on, tbh. You know, she probably thinks the "junkie drawl" is really cool.

No. 859907

>>859905
She sounds the same in the video of her harassing the care worker.

No. 859909

>>859897
She's a whole jumpscare when in motion.

No. 859910

>>859902
Honestly it just sounds like vocal fry and a hell of a lot of it.

No. 859915

>>859897
Whats with the head drop/twitch right before she makes the duck lips. Part of the whole uncanny valley thing

No. 859916

>>859897
Samefag but also how you can see her tongue peep out behind her butt lips… and is she missing a bottom tooth?

No. 859917

>>859916
ur right anon it kind of looks like either shes missing a tooth or has a huge gap in her bottom teeth

No. 859919


No. 859921

>>859916
if she is I called it, kek >>854947

No. 859922

File: 1637279564117.png (137.63 KB, 750x1143, 1489713670143.png)

sage for old pic but I was bored and flipping through the old threads. I know she's good at angles sometimes, but I was questioning my memory and wondering whether she rly gained that much weight recently. But whew, lads. Looking at her recent pics it seems like a crazy difference to me.

No. 859923

File: 1637280100110.jpg (Spoiler Image, 324.25 KB, 1080x1768, Screenshot_20211118-155652_Ins…)


No. 859926

>>859922
when she was smoking crack every day she was about 175 lbs. i think this was in 2017? i’m not saying that was a healthy way of achieving that, but that’s a lot of weight gain for sure.

No. 859929

File: 1637282391291.jpeg (727.34 KB, 828x1405, 91B0EBB0-7847-4567-B9FA-7C3411…)

I don't understand her hair. it doesn’t look so greasy like it hasn’t been washed in months, but it looks like she hasn’t brushed it in months. Does she underbrush it to look like that? That can’t seriously be just from damage??

No. 859931

File: 1637283722413.png (Spoiler Image, 2.55 MB, 1100x2048, 84A7593C-70D4-4A82-B010-A0EDC7…)

from her tumblr, caption is “this isn’t even meant to be sexual”

No. 859934

>>859929
it's dehydrated and dirty.

No. 859938

>>859897
Is that Lurch also talking? I made out the words "bodega" and "buy cigarettes."

No. 859943

>>859929
>>859934
Probably poor nutrition too

No. 859945

>>859938
luna says "fresh weed from- where Matthew?"
lurch says "from the bodega where i buy cigarettes"

No. 859946

>>859931
i hate that she pokes her tongue behind her teeth in all her pictures. looks like a toad

No. 859947

>>859897
>>859945
I hear him say "who cares" in the beginning too, sounds cut off from "fuck, who cares"

No. 859950

>>859894
>especially when her thighs are like Squidward's when he eats all those patties
kek anon, i laffed

No. 859952

>>859947
Good ear. Or "who the fuck cares". Damn he must be so sick of dealing with her. Imagine having to listen to whiny vocal fry all the time.

No. 859963

>>859952
>Damn he must be so sick of dealing with her
Or maybe he is an disrespectful piece of shit that is aware that he can treat Luna in whatever way cause she will not drop his ass.
>Imagine having to listen to whiny vocal fry all the time.
Nobody forces him, he's free to move out on the street any time. Anyway he deserves that and worse for an eternity for his "drop your school or I will kms" stunt

No. 859964

File: 1637317152415.jpeg (354.27 KB, 1031x1920, 2ECFEB49-BDBE-48E5-8F2F-E0940A…)

What the fuck has she done to her hair like how does one manage this simply with toner?

No. 860003

>>859964
Nothing really says "Tuna photo" like an empty jug in the background and stains all over her shirt and skirt. She has a job but still takes a ton of photos and does fuck all else all day long, every day.

No. 860015

>>859964
that looks like she left purple shampoo or a purple mask too long and only washed out one side well lol.

No. 860030

File: 1637355699191.jpeg (709.11 KB, 828x1437, 5EA2938A-ACAC-47A2-9067-F8BF9F…)

why would you write that caption about yourself

No. 860031

>>860030
You could make an argument about Luna blaming everyone and everything but herself for things that go wrong

No. 860033

I hate that stupid pose she constantly does where she holds her hair back

No. 860041

>>860030
Yeah… baggy probably on a size small, dumbass. Not meant to be baggy on someone who wears wears 2x clothing

No. 860047

File: 1637364948891.jpg (976.68 KB, 1080x2187, Screenshot_20211119-172928_Dep…)

>>860030
Tuna I know your brain is rotted from drugs but it was never advertised as baggy kek. It DOES say the model is 5'2" and wears size m. Quite different than your Amazonian frame. Even gives exact measurements. She's dumb and a liar.

No. 860052

>>860047
must suck for someone to crave the uwu life but have fat tranny proportions

No. 860062

>>860047
holy shit i’m pretty chunky but even that would fit me pretty easy. she’s gotta be what like 300 at this point?

No. 860100

>>860047
>>860030
comparing how the sleeves fit the model next to Luna is crazy, her arms look so untoned and huge.

No. 860106

>>860047
>Amazonian frame
topkek anon

No. 860107

>>859923
It's weird that she talks with her lower lip moving downward so much, since most people don't expose their lower teeth thaaaat much when talking. It's like she's primarily using her bottom lip to form wordsi guess all of her teeth are so bad that she can't figure out whether the top or bottom teeth should show more.

No. 860109

>>860047
You know Tuna probably uses a footlong Subway sammich as her unit of measurement, since we all know the apartment stolen from mom doesn't have forms of measurement.

No. 860113

LOL she doesn't realize she's plus size??!!!! Wtf! Out here trying to shove herself in a medium ffs

No. 860117

>>860052
at her height and weight her TDEE would be about 2,800 calories per day to MAINTAIN
they 100% aren’t starving

No. 860123

>>860119
Sage your shit retard

No. 860129

>>860123
Ignore the scrote spamming porn and report him. Don't reply, it's exactly what he want.

No. 860131

File: 1637429489194.jpg (504.71 KB, 1080x1994, IMG_20211120_182534.jpg)

Don't remember this being posted in the previous thread, apologies if it actually was. I just can't get over their business plan
>hey folx give us your dirty socks for free so we can sell them for a profit xoxo
Also I'm losimg my shit at an assumption that anyone is dying for socks to put on their plants. How is that supposed to help spergs?
>>860123
Can't you tell it's a porn-spamming scrote? No farmer would post that pic

No. 860133

>>860131
it's to keep the roots warm in the winter

No. 860139

>>860133
But it's indoor…Shouldn't the roots be warm on their own? Anyway it still doesn't answer how it's supposed to help autists and other mentally ill "folks". Unless it's some retarded plant mom meme. I don't understand why Alisson sounds like she singlehandedly cured world hunger in that caption lol

No. 860142

>>860133
Even if that would be a practical use for it, she presents it as being for sensory purposes and like she's doing a massive favor for all disabled people.

No. 860143

>>860139
indoors gets cold too, especially if they're by a window or something

No. 860146

>>860142
you guys are being annoyingly nitpicky. Yeah the idea sucks but it is what it is. Lots of people use socks to keep houseplants warm in winter. Miracle Gro were doing a giveaway of "plant clothes" a while ago which had the same concept.

No. 860166

>>860146
I admit I know nothing about plants, so I was wrong about the cosy thing. But it still has nothing to do with autists and other people with sensory issues lol. Same as the badly painted ukuleles

No. 860174

>>860131
I still don't understand what this business is. Is it making shit and selling it at craft fairs? Something to do with interior design? Growing plants? Autistic people?

No. 860179

>>860174
If it was anyone smarter I'd assume it was a front for money laundering.

No. 860182

>>860179
No because anyone smarter would know that a business front would have to at least appear to make money, not be an obvious failure like everything Tuna and clearly Allic-in-Fund-erland partake in.

No. 860183

>>860166
Oh you mean the custom mini guitards?
>>860174
They should just make this a non-profit arts and crafts group for other mentally challenged people besides just themselves since that's all it is anyway. They can then just keep doing what they're doing and Tuna can keep letting Acne Allicin donate poorly fitting outfits to her while they play their cutesy little tard games that help them escape from their painfully pathetic realities.

No. 860188

File: 1637526976430.webm (3.88 MB, 720x1280, received_1258301378020772.webm)

>>860174
dont forget whatever this is

No. 860191

Moderate houseplant fag and I’ve never seen anyone use pot cozies to insulate plant pots as a way to keep the plants warm during winter. That’s what propagation boxes and plant lights are good. I could even find anything online about it other than being for decoration. This just seem like a cheap cash grab for them. I’m still lost on how this ties in with sensory disabilities?

No. 860192

I think if I wanted to put a sock on a plant pot I'd just put a sock on a plant pot, I wouldn't go out and find a pair of visibly dirty drug addicts and ask to buy a gently used sock from them.

No. 860195

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No. 860197

>>860195
>enjoy (my) love life
does it mean what I think it means

No. 860199

>>860195
He's never going to marry you. And any place where you can give yourself a three day vacation whenever you want without being self-employed, is not a job, it's a hobby.

No. 860200

>>860199
Being nitpicky here but I worked at a small admin firm for years, full-time, 8:30am-5pm Mon to Fri, and we could put holidays in the day/night before for up to 4 days, it would be approved by the manager as long as too many others weren't off. It was a small firm and we all knew how to do each other's job. But yes, I don't think what Luna is doing is exactly a "real job".

No. 860202

looking for logic or something of value in this juvenile, half-assed ‘what if we like, helped autistic people, man’ vanity project is a waste of a post. It is abundantly obvious that a five-year-old running a lemonade stand has a more legitimate job than this.

No. 860204

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holy fucking clutter, wonder how long she’ll let that pumpkin rot on her desk for?

No. 860208

>>860188
What the fuck was that supposed to even be

No. 860209

>>860188
This is an assault to the senses, holy shit this is worse than awful.

No. 860210

>>860204
those poor succulents reaching for the sunlight. It's ok though, she can just put a pot cozy around the plant and it will be good as new

No. 860213

>>860204
if luna is going to have so much decorative stuff she should just have a shelf above or next to her desk so she has more room to do stuff while also enjoying her items

No. 860216

File: 1637557992453.png (323.4 KB, 1075x969, 1111.png)

>>860213
>putting shelves on the wall of her squat
she doesn't even own a screwdriver anon, pic related. it's desk storage shelves she bought, it's not even on her desk so I assume it fell apart.

She's too stupid to build flatpack furniture, watching her try and put a shelf into a wall without a drill would be hilarious

No. 860225

>>860216
Tuna could have just bought or stolen a screwdriver instead of her other unnecessary trash. At a flea market she can get a screwdriver for $1 or less and a hammer and nail to make a pilot hole for less than $5. Or Lurch can show off his street skills by breaking into a work van/truck and stealing tools.
BTW anons, Tuna might look like she lives in a squat, but she isn't squatting. I mentioned it like 2 threads ago, but Tuna told me the program that runs the building agreed her and her droopy-faced twin can stay since they pay rent. So they won't be getting evicted unless they simply stop paying and the program decides to continue with filing a complaint and trying to evict them

No. 860226

>>860225
Samefag, but I also believe she said one of them qualified for the program also so that's mainly why they're staying

No. 860227

>>860204
I'm sure the desk always looks messy, but you know this fake bitch piled on the junk for her aEsThEtIc picture.

No. 860229

>>860204
Such a hoarder. Always buy, buy, buy.

No. 860240

>>860204
The children's toys with varying levels of filth get me every time.

No. 860241

>>860227
she definitely did just that. you can see all the other shit she had piled there that isn't pink or hello kitty themed got thrown on the floor underneath her desk lol

No. 860249

>>860225
>>860226
kek are you the retarded "animal cop barbie" who is always in her comments on instagram making it obvious you're a farmer?

No. 860252

>>860225
Why are you cowtipping and why there is no proof of what Luna supposedly told you?

No. 860256

File: 1637614711892.png (44.43 KB, 600x239, Screenshot_2021-11-22-11-06-29…)

From KF.
So the woman killed herself two weeks ago but wasn't found for a month? What?

No. 860257

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No. 860259

>>860257
So she's hoarding even though she knows she has to leave soon and still calls herself responsible huh

No. 860261

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No. 860264

>>860256
I guess she was trying to say no one had checked on the woman for a month, and when they did she had killed herself two weeks ago. Tuna just can't type a coherent sentence to save her life.

No. 860266

>>860264
>>860256
Either that or 2 weeks ago they found her but she had already been dead for over a month

No. 860272

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No. 860273

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No. 860296

>>860257
I'm not animalcopbarbie, which is the dumbest name ever. I don't even have an IG and I don't cowtip either. Tuna told me that when I asked how her housing is. The only proof I have would tip Tuna off that her fRiEnD actually hates her and just talks to her for lols.
>>860272
That smile and her jagged shards pretending to be teeth terrifies me

No. 860298

>>859929
god she is ugly

No. 860299

>>860296
>I don't cowtip either.
>Tuna told me
???

No. 860300

>>860296
>The only proof I have would tip Tuna off that her fRiEnD actually hates her and just talks to her for lols.
post it

No. 860310

>>860273
If someone said she's in her late 30s in this pic I'd believe that

No. 860316

>>860273
she has t.rex arms lol

No. 860321

File: 1637687899244.jpeg (15.14 KB, 486x168, 1330694E-BC1E-41F5-8D25-F1147C…)

>>860261
>me and these three piece outfits, name a more iconic trio
> Luna plus outfit is two things, a duo
> Luna plus a three piece outfit is four things, a quartet

No. 860327

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No. 860333

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No. 860349

>>860333
god her proportions are so sad. her being pear shaped and chunky could be kinda uwu cute or whatever if she were like, 5’2”… but she’s literally a giant. that’s the weird thing. to appear obese at her height she must be like 300 lbs… it’s hard to appear that big when you’re likr 5’11”

No. 860355

>>859644

sage because I missed this before, and for the petfag sperg blogpost, but she's a fucking idiot. Damn how much did that bowl cost? I imagine even if it was less than $20 w shipping she could have put that money towards some actual cat food. I only fed my cat that Meow Mix level shit on rare occasions when I couldn't afford the better kind, and I was a poor as shit teenager. You can easily find cheaper sources for the decent stuff, even if you need to walk or bus across town to get a sale. You can be sure as shit I wasn't buying fucking custom trinkets if I couldn't afford proper cat food. Even homeless people I've spoken to tend to feed their animals before themselves, fuck.

If she skipped even 25% of the useless "aesthetic", or even started wiping her garbage pile down with a rag instead of constantly replacing menial trash when her gross fingers and general grease grub it up, she could feed her cat properly. God she proper pisses me off. If she never gets another animal she'd deserve it.

No. 860371

>>860349
linebacker in Lolita
it’s not great

No. 860388

>>860321
She must be watching too many of her bimbofication hypnosis videos.

Or the trio is her ass that's equivalent to 3 normal sized people.

Good thing she lost 10 lbs recently and treated herself to Ben and Jerry's Half Baked.

No. 860418

>>860316
kek. i think she just has too much fat for her arms to lay flat against her body

No. 860469

File: 1637891796481.png (660.32 KB, 680x1804, stuff.png)


No. 860485

>>860469
She's really stripping her nasty skin, between the constant cheap sugar scrub with ecosystem exfoliation gloves. Her skin barrier is fucked.

No. 860487

>>860485
Same fag, ignore the word ecosystem… my phone was autocorrecting exfoliation

No. 860494

>>860469
how is she affording all of that? this single order is going into the 100s.

No. 860497

>>860494
small baby sperg, but if you go on ulta and add up the prices of this, it's only $66.35. Not expensive, but definitely not a necessary purchase, and still a waste of money when she already has so much shit.

No. 860501

>>860497
That's expensive for a squatter with no DL or legitimate work history. I wonder when she's going to exhaust through Alltard's junkie charity funds.

No. 860507

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No. 860508

File: 1637950749468.jpg (760.88 KB, 1080x1812, Screenshot_20211126-111716_Ins…)

Mooching off of rlyblonde again

No. 860515

>>860507
Did Luna get a haircut?? Her friend probably paid as usual their relationship is entirely transactional from our cow’s perspective.

No. 860516

>>860507
So she finally looks decent and decides to make her bra the center of the picture. K

No. 860519

>>860515
Yeah it looks like rlyblonde or her mom got sick of looking at Luna's matted dreads and got her haircut. Like you'd do for the stinky, elderly stray dog in poor health. I know it's said but I just don't understand how she lives the lifestyle she does by grifting.

No. 860521

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No. 860522

>>860521
THEN WHY POST THE PIC OF YOU NEXT TO SOMEONE ELSES CAR?? NBITCH NEXT!!!!!!!

No. 860523

>>860522
It’s rlyblondes car, chill out

No. 860525

>>860521
that poor bra has never been washed

No. 860526

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>>860521
she also posted this one on her tumblr. Kind of weird to see her without a filter.

No. 860532

>>860526 i would ask walmart security to escort me to my car if i saw that shit in the parking lot

No. 860533

>>860526
HER UMBILICAL CORD AREA BE HELLA LOW. BITCH NEXT!!!!!!!!

No. 860534

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No. 860536

>>860526
It's easy to forget how big this broad is, she is car sized god damn

No. 860554

File: 1637993268457.jpg (293.23 KB, 1280x1600, tumblr_e4e17a8932e3ce48f9ffae4…)

>>860507
Ho smoking a blunt in Carina's car. Her ability to not give a damn about other people is always impressive…

No. 860569

>>860554
Is this recent?! Omg she looks good (for Luna). Good for her

No. 860579

>>860554
are we not gonna talk about how carina looks like she was forced into this?

No. 860583

>>860554
why does rlyblonde look so unimpressed and bored

No. 860585

>>860521
>>860526
>>860554
I think she's looking quite good in those… Damn that's a cute car, Tuna wishes it was hers. It is weird seeing her regular, small-eyed face though
>>860579
>>860583
I would say 'you would too if you realized that once, more you ended up being roped into spending money on your grifting friend' but honestly? At this point she has to know the drill

No. 860587

>>860521
She's really got the 40-year-old lot lizard look down

No. 860600

File: 1638046346757.png (1.29 MB, 1270x1774, cheap stuff.png)


No. 860603

>>860600
how much do we bet she changes her nails more often than her underwear kek

No. 860607

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No. 860625

>>860607
So her eyebrows never grew back from her failed attempt at the trendy shaved notch thing, huh? Kek

No. 860626

>>860261
Some of those flowers look like they're a few days old. Bet he stole them from a grave or somewhere.

No. 860627

>>860273
She's such a skanky looking creature… Everything about her looks disheveled and filthy - and the faces she pulls makes it even more punchable.

No. 860628

>>860508

Is there anyone she won't use? Bet she was telling her "friend" how she loves looking after plants and they make her feel useful and independent, when in fact the poor plants will be shoved with the rest, dying for light and being overwatered. I bet if rlyblonde stopped buying her stuff she wouldn't hang with her.

No. 860629

>>860554
I'm sure if she had a problem with it Tuna wouldn't be taking pictures for Instagram. I don't get why she still hangs out with her though, outside of pity

No. 860630

File: 1638073676115.jpg (61.86 KB, 1080x471, Screenshot_20211127-164124_Ins…)

>>860607
Her Instagram caption for this seems like more of a brag and she changed her username again.

No. 860631

>>860607

What is the jewelry in her lip piercing supposed to be? It looks like a cold sore covered in concealer

No. 860632

>>860607
>perfectly clean
>still using the sparkle filter to hide the grime
>makeup still visible
Are we sure that her eyebrows are intentional? She's filling them in when she's hanging out with rlyblonde (there's still some brow liner in them in this pic), and they kinda look inflamed and scabby? She's blurred the pic so much it's hard to tell what is going on with them.

No. 860642

>>860632
they look like trich eyebrows to me, but I don't know shit about junkies

No. 860648

>>860630
tinfoil but maybe after last week's comment lovebombing she doesn't want lurch to see her ig

No. 860651

>>860648
i've had a bit of tinfoiling on this too

she seems like she's lovebombing lurch less herself and going out with actual people that aren't him. i wonder if she's gearing up to drop his ass.

No. 860654

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>>860651
>>860648
Can you retards stop these retarded Luna leaving Lurch and getting her shit together tinfoils? He is her BPD favorite person, trauma bonded and groomed. You look like retards constantly bringing up some stupid wish fulfillment yaaas queen empowerment fantasy about this lumpy white trash drug addict. Do you even follow the cow or just glance at her thread sometimes and decide to shit it up with newfag levels of tinfoil?

No. 860658

>>860654
jesus fucking christ calm down you sped. learn how to sage with your spergs.

No. 860659

>>860658
why would she sage when she posted milk? butthurt sperg.

No. 860660

>>860659
that's not even milk, it's luna's same "we're getting married!" bullshit she always posts

No. 860661

File: 1638124739751.webm (1.37 MB, 720x1280, received_427128782185237.webm)

lmfao

No. 860663

>>860661
her movements are so bizarre and awkward. i believe that she's off heroin and aside from weed and pills, she's been sober off her DOC. but i also think that the drugs have fried her brain and stunted her mental growth to the point where might actually be retarded. she doesn't think, talk, or act like a normal 26 year old adult. it's like she's stuck as a 16 year old tumblr child

No. 860664

>>860661
Them grey teeth

No. 860673

>>860661
Lmao. Embarrass yourself some more. This is so weird and awkward looking

No. 860680

>>860661
She moves like an animatronic Halloween decoration. Why wouldn't she just re-record it or better yet not post it at all

No. 860683

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No. 860686

>>860654
A gold chain? Lmfao keep dreaming tuna. Gold plated maybe

No. 860692

>>860683
OT but its nice to look at look at a pic of Dacre Montgomery after having to scroll through Luna's tragic eyebrows.

No. 860697

File: 1638215951267.jpg (147.11 KB, 1080x1809, Screenshot_20211129-125440_Sam…)

Allison now has one product available in her shop: a $50 fidget spinner.

No. 860701

>>860697
Kek are they joking jesus christ. Used sock plant cosies and now this, what other bright ideas will they have I do wonder

No. 860711

>>860697
>Copper fidget-spinner with inlaid stone. Hand-crafted by Steph the Boss, a wire-wrap artist from Washington Heights, NY.

I was like, no way Luna made this, kek.

No. 860717

>>860711
We're one step closer to a drop-shipper arc

No. 860719

>>860697
Are they fucking joking?
Is that supposed to be soothing?
Metal is one of the most unpleasant textures ever and having just a mess of copper wire makes my brain go bonkers. All I can think about is how pliable that wire is and how it will break when fidgeted with and get sharp wire edges poking out. That's just tetanus waiting to happen.
Also wouldn't that messy shit catch on anything you carry in your bag or even possibly getting caught in your hair?
Literal hell fidget.

Wire jewelry is notorious for bending and breaking as you're not supposed to interact with it really not to mention FIDGET with it, you only ever have it as a decorative object.

No. 860726

>>860719
And it makes your hands reek of pennies, not great for their target audience who experience sensory overload and such.

No. 860728

File: 1638284226144.png (117.57 KB, 480x675, Screenshot_20211130-075307_1.p…)

I've discovered why All-tard can spend time with Luna. She spends time with young kids, so she is used to dealing with idiots who have no emotional maturity or control. But kids can grow up, Luna will only grow larger.

No. 860733

>>860728
That 13 year old who wants to sell emo gloves on Etsy has a better business plan than Altered Spaces. Probably more likely to be successful too!

No. 860736

>>860728
>35 y/o autists who like tech
I wonder how many of them are trannies.

No. 860737

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No. 860742

File: 1638289706446.jpg (74.08 KB, 250x323, 1638027824614.jpeg.jpg)

>>860728
>Luna will only grow larger

No. 860744

>>860719
Why would you get tetanus from it? Isn't tetanus a standard vaccine? Like seriously I thought tetanus is only a third world country thing

No. 860749

>>860697
I love wire wrapped crystal jewelry and this style is hideous. It's a bit over-saturated for the niche it is, but whoever made this has zero talent for wire wrapping. And as >>860719 said, wire bends and breaks so making a fidget spinner is so fucking stupid. They used a cheap tiger's eye bead with messy wire work and a shape that doesn't make sense. 40 bucks is nuts when you can find more expensive crystals and intricate wire wraps for 30.

No. 860752

>>860719
>That's just tetanus waiting to happen.

Fyi it's a myth that metal is especially likely to give you tetanus. The bacteria that causes tetanus has no particular affinity for metal, and is usually found in dirt. Also you're probably vaccinated for it anyway.

sage for tetanus digression

No. 860753

File: 1638296183878.jpg (236.09 KB, 1080x1848, Screenshot_20211129-125816_Ins…)

The fidget spinner profits sure are going to a great cause, provided anyone actually buys them.

No. 860755

>>860526
I left the lunaverse for 6 m/ and I’m glad to see some things never change. I just keep waiting for her and lurch to finally move out of westchester to a crust punk crackhouse in Bronx/Harlem so she can finally live her best Alice In Chains junkie life

No. 860768

>>860755
I dunno, nonnie. That would take actual effort to manage and I doubt our Tuna is willing to part with her piles of stinking clothes, skincare hoard, and 4 weird pieces of furniture to do so.

No. 860773

>>860711
>>860697
Kek at the inaccurate description. Allic-in-Tardland doesn't know what an inlay is apparently because there's nothing for that marble looking tiger's eye to even lay in. And she also must not realize that people will be scratching their heads at this not looking like the actual toy "fidget spinners" that were popular years ago.

No. 860793

>>860755 bored of the (shut the fuck up note the quotes) "sobriety" arc, personally tbh. i need some spice. otherwise yep, nothing has changed.

No. 860799

$50?! For THAT? Can someone tell me if that is actually justifiable and it's just me being a cynic? No, it can't be, I refuse to believe it.

No. 860805

>>860799
Not justifiable, just a privileged fundie with no concept of money or value

No. 860806

>>860744
>>860752
Soz, it's just that my country doesn't vaccinate from tetanus unless you're at risk and the last time I got cut on barbed wire while urban exploring, I had to get shots.
I just think that stabbing yourself with anything is really unsafe. Especially if you're mentally ill and struggle with hygiene and cleaning your things/house (or like Luna have entire soilbeds under your fingernails because you're a lazy disgusting piece of shit)
Guess should have phrased it better.

No. 860827

File: 1638393536993.png (3.08 MB, 2154x1346, earplugs.png)

the thought of luna and her disgustingly grimy nails rolling beeswax into earplugs between her fingers legitimately makes my stomach turn

No. 860828

>>860827
Call me retarded but won’t the natural heat from your ears cause the beeswax to melt and lose its shape over time?

No. 860829

>>860827
This is fucking unsanitary. This kind of things should only be made in a sanitary environment, not in some crusty hippy's house.

No. 860830

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>>860827

The comments

No. 860831

Ear plugs are classified as a medical device and regulated by the FDA. They do not require pre-market approval, but they are held to specific manufacturing standards. Legally, they cannot market these as ear plugs. They could be sued for doing so.

No. 860832

>>860830
She washed her hands at least 50 times? TUNA PLEASE. At least make your lies somewhat believable. I work in a kitchen 7 hours a day and not even I need to wash my hands 50 times.

No. 860833

>>860827
An Industrial AuD once told me about an inspection she did at a factory. Apparently a worker wasn't wearing his hearing protection (ear plugs) and used tootsie rolls as a makeshift pair.

No. 860834

>>860833
OSHA is QUAKING

No. 860835

>>860827
I've been missing Luna's felt-tip pen sadgirl drawings, but her increasingly grimy arts and crafts are the next best thing.

No. 860836

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No. 860837

File: 1638402214836.png (74.85 KB, 825x431, yum.png)

>>860836
samefag, sorry, but of course she wanted to eat them. can't resist an opportunity to be disgusting!

No. 860839

>>860831
Fortunately anyone who would buy them would probably just be Alltard's friends doing it out of sympathy and not using them

No. 860840

>>860836
bitch, they're earplugs. they go inside the ear.

No. 860843

>>860827
At first glance of these I thought tuna was drug posting again and that we were in for some excellent Christmas milk.

No. 860844

>>860742
kek i appreciate the ref nonnie

No. 860850

File: 1638409909083.jpeg (1.85 MB, 3464x2883, 7E94D413-08F3-4736-B6FF-58A89C…)

Everything is so grimy despite all the filters she adds, those strawberries that she most likely arranged for the photo just put on a coaster(?) kek gross, and of course we need the classic Tuna pill bottle and mention of benzos

No. 860851

>>860830
Wouldn’t it be better to wear medical gloves than use her bare hands (that she definitely “washed” “more than 50 times”) considering that this is an organic, porous material designed to go into the human body? Also this shit looks like paying to put extra earwax into your ear canal. Insanity.

No. 860853

>>860851
Wearing gloves is such an easy solution if they really wanted to make earplugs that neither of them would actually think of on their own. This is so gross.

No. 860857

File: 1638414288945.jpg (69.8 KB, 629x480, biscuit-dough-ear-plugs-sg-2.j…)

>>860827
these remind me of when Marge made biscuit dough earplugs

No. 860860

>>860827
Cows doing cow things. They're both retarded. Holy shit…

No. 860863

>>860836
it’s hilarious to read her comments from her “business account” written in a serious manor when her business is just selling whatever random crafts she made with her junkie friends at adult daycare that week

No. 860864

>>860857
Omg…I work a pretty nasty job where I need earplugs all day long. I’d rather put marges’s biscuits or even my own oily earplugs back in rather than a tuna beeswax ear plug any day. I am grossed out rn.

No. 860876

>>860827
I’m kind of loving the adventures of tuna & this autist and I can’t wait to see what crafts from hell they make next

No. 860901

File: 1638444133623.jpg (122.53 KB, 1453x1447, 71TeSY60g3S._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

>>860840
Actually, the soft moldable silicone putty kind aren't meant to go inside the ear canal. Rather, molded to fit over the opening of the ear canal. If you stick them inside, there is a very high chance that they will get stuck.

No. 860903

>>860876
NGL but same. I wonder if they sell anything though. Maybe I'm too pessimistic, but I don't see why would someone buy those handmade ear plugs when you can buy ones made by some bigger company that don't have bacteria in them. I'm sure there is some legit vegan hippie business providing this kind of product. I don't think you should be making something like this at home. I absolutely don't trust Luna and her handwashing lmfao

No. 860904

>>860850
How do benzos make her clean? Aren't they supposed to make you sleepy?

No. 860910

>>860904
My thoughts exactly, but she's been abusing them for years so I cant imagine they affect her greatly, although I doubt they'd really bring on any sort of cleaning spree like her past experiences with crack kek, it's probably just a case of her "needing" the benzos to even do the most basic household tasks

No. 860915

I dont understand why they don't pick some yarn from the dollar store, get a 5 hook and watch youtube videos to learn crochet. It's such a cheap, easy hobby and people actually buy scarves and hats.

No. 860931

>>860830
No one believes that, Tuna. Her hands would be filthy after washing the moment she touched her phone, clothes, body part, literally anything that came from her bacteria infested closet that she's squatting in. She doesn't wash anything and I highly doubt she cleans her phone, which is surprisingly more filthy than she is.
>>860850
How in the world is this clean? It's fucking cluttered like a hoarder's den. Why are there face products there? Does this bitch not have a bathroom that she can put them in? That plant in the middle is fucking dying too. It's stretching to the light and the pot is looking super dark like she just gave it a soak for 12 hours.

No. 860937

>>860904
Benzos have definitely put me in a cleaning mood. Something something anxiety something something feelin better n ready to tackle bullshit

No. 861023

File: 1638557368687.jpg (421.95 KB, 1080x1714, Screenshot_20211203_184707.jpg)

umm is that dirt along her jawline

No. 861037

>>861023
I think it's the mask of foundation she puts on thick as wall plaster.

No. 861041

>>861037
Mixed with dirt… Tuna is dirty so it's not surprising.

No. 861043

>>861023
Maybe dirt+foundation that is caught in her PCOS facial hair so it defines it more.

No. 861044

>>861023
An attempt at contouring that she forgot to blend in?

No. 861056

File: 1638579883069.jpg (128.66 KB, 1017x1016, Doris.jpg)

>>861023
Ah… I knew she reminded me of someone in this pic

No. 861065

File: 1638591897776.jpeg (552.51 KB, 828x3249, 8F8A394C-9036-40F3-9413-1BDDD1…)


No. 861068

>>861023
99.9% sure it’s a bronzer, looks like she attempted to contour her jawline but a bunch of powder got stuck in her peach fuzz. (source: have done this before)

No. 861074

>>861023
I like her angry cartoon cricket leg eyebrow she drew onto her bald eyebrow. I guess she's too tIrEd after playing with Allic-in-Fundie-Land that watching a simple makeup tutorial is too taxing.
I've seen the kids on ShitTok even put on makeup better than her.

No. 861076

>>861074
lolwut? Allicin is a lot of things but not a fundie…

No. 861079

File: 1638618737330.jpeg (403.96 KB, 1241x2003, FC1EB894-7097-4AA8-A89C-FC8B6A…)

>>861023
The comments kek it's gotta be just pure filth how disgusting

No. 861080

>>861065
9pm to 4am event in the city? wtf kind of time is that to sell used sock cosies?

No. 861099

File: 1638637455074.jpg (110.29 KB, 882x875, IMG_20211204_180121.jpg)


No. 861101

File: 1638637852167.jpg (413.57 KB, 1080x1681, Screenshot_20211204-100724_Ins…)


No. 861107

>>861076
fundie as in trust fund baby, not christian fundamentalist…I don't think it's been officially confirmed, but the fact that she is messy as Luna but still able to afford a house and run a "business" is evidence

No. 861108

>>861101
All I imagine when I read that Luna wants to be That Bitch. WTF does it even mean?
>>861107
Whew thank you, I thought I hallucinated the meaning of the word when I couldn't find the exact definition on Urban Dictionary. Hate how the word means 3 different things and not everyone knows it, leading to confusion:
>fundamental Christian
>trust fund baby
>fundamental art skills

No. 861113

>>861108
jesus christ etienne sin always brings me back to my cringey long island scenefag days. goddammit anon i just want to forget

No. 861130

>>861101

You can tell she never leaves the house. Who the fuck goes for all out glam just for a small event at work, much less one selling sock cozies made by addicts?

No. 861141

File: 1638665439045.jpeg (318.8 KB, 1242x1589, B582217B-4099-4E73-990E-FCD94D…)

Well i'm sure this is going to be a complete shit show kek she'll be there doped up on benzos dressed like a cheap prostitute more than likely, very curious as to what sort of event this may be. The time frame sounds like some sort of work party but i'm under the impression they're taking their "products" to show off

No. 861143

>>861141
Jesus wept, being able to be upright after 6 mg Xan is not being sober

No. 861146

>>861141
I wonder if they are trying to table at some house party or rave lol

No. 861148

>>861141 just casually thinking about taking 12mg of xanax in one night uwu

No. 861149

>>861141
Maybe if you stopped abusing your benzos, they would actually work for your anxiety.

No. 861151

>>861141
Holy shit that is a massive dose. The audacity to call herself sober.
>>861149
Better yet, actually apply the coping skills from her "workbooks" that she loves posting aesthetic pics of. Or face the reality that sometimes life is uncomfortable.
God it is so hard not to a-log in these threads.

No. 861154

File: 1638681236547.jpeg (1.39 MB, 1170x1765, 6E2E8530-782A-4848-986A-D1F837…)

She looks surprisingly normal

No. 861155

File: 1638681261457.jpeg (877.32 KB, 1170x1532, 931FF2DA-9DDB-48FF-A3E8-4E488A…)


No. 861158

>>861154
God she's so massive when she isn't taking her edited timer selfies.

No. 861159

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No. 861160

File: 1638684108697.jpg (488.24 KB, 1280x1707, tumblr_62cbd785f5fa2377b9a96fa…)


No. 861161

File: 1638684164827.jpg (476.72 KB, 1080x1720, Screenshot_20211204-230033_Ins…)

"Legalize drugs" lol no wonder she went to this

No. 861163

File: 1638684213772.jpg (297.51 KB, 1280x1600, tumblr_e168d1e7bb3f2e6adeaa0b3…)


No. 861164

File: 1638684504902.png (394.37 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20211204-215616.png)

So, it's an afterparty event for Students for Sensible Drug Policy, specifically a psychedelic conference…and I guess they are there to sell earwax, but more importantly, to hang out? Who knows. It's cool that Luna has a place to go, I guess, but like, going from doing nothing social ever to being out from 9 pm-4 am in a room full of strangers is quite a large swing…we may hear about how tired it made her for weeks…

No. 861165

>>861160
every stuffed animal she captures and takes home is a prisoner of war

No. 861167

File: 1638691351920.jpg (459.35 KB, 1080x1919, Screenshot_20211205-003928_Ins…)


No. 861168

>>861167
Wow, they'll never have a real venture capitalist fund their project because there's no actual business plan.
"Let's upcycle shit!"
"No, let's make stuff for neaurodivergent people"
"And we can go to pro psychedelic drug parties to sell crafts for autistic/neurodivergent people despite not having any to test it on other than Tuna Sandwich!"

No. 861171

File: 1638695086076.jpg (522.4 KB, 1242x1968, T-Rex strikes a pose.jpg)


No. 861172

>>861171
She looks so normal here. She’s showered, washed and brushed her hair, looks to be wearing clean clothes that actually fit her. Why does it take some event for her to do what most people do every day?

No. 861173

>>861172
It also helps that it's not a well lit room

No. 861174

>>861171
>>861172
Her backcombed hair and bad makeup are hidden in the dark, she's not wearing one of her usual her fat girl slob outfits, and Allic-in-Fundie-Land looks like a dude.
If Tuna could just stfu and quit ratting her hair, only be seen in low light, and keep her manly rich kid friend by her side all the time, she'd always look normal!

No. 861175

>>861171
Well damn she looks miles better than I would've ever expected, it appears she isn't as incapable as she was in the past. Although she's still abusing benzos like there's no tomorrow, i'm curious as to how her tolerance has crept up so slowly, when I was addicted to benzos in the past my tolerance increased pretty quickly, if she's using benzos to cope with everything now its only a matter of time before she's popping 10mg at a time imo. At least this job seems to be positive and at least gets her out of the house, seems to be the only solid thing actually improving her life.

No. 861187

>>861167
It's nice to see Tuna's derpy art again. She never did figure out hands.

No. 861188

File: 1638718659481.jpeg (36.4 KB, 685x296, 695B9CCC-B1A1-4022-BF22-53C3B5…)

Fundie confirmed. Looks like Allison's dad also worked in finance. Funny to see her talking about working on the house like it's some charming thing when the average price of real estate on her street is almost 2 mil. No wonder Luna loves being there, quite the upgrade from the squat.

No. 861200

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No. 861201

File: 1638743425851.jpeg (510.9 KB, 828x1431, CA881393-81E7-4639-8DE2-4CC57F…)


No. 861202

>>861201
Ew gross, she looks like Lurch.

No. 861203

>>861202
>>861201

I might be delusional but best shes looked..ever.

No. 861204

>>861188
It's actually worse than being a fundie, but Allison lives at home still. She's never lived anywhere else. I guarantee Daddy David told her to put together a business plan so he's not just helping her with another failed "business" and then agreed to fund "business expenses" like paying Tuna. He's the investor she was stoked about because there's no others and there won't be.
She's making Tuna look good because at least Tuna ran her mom out of her apartment. Allison can't even chase Daddy out!

No. 861206

>>861201
"No filter, just a bad quality photo where all of my skin is blurred! I feel so naturally pretty! Validate me!"

No. 861208

>>861205
I would've said at least Tuba doesn't live at home, but then I realized it's because she chased her mom out like the pos Tuba is.

No. 861210

>>861201
why does she feel the need to mention how much her headband cost. everything she buys is cheap cheap cheap anyway

No. 861211

>>861200
wish she’d shut up

No. 861215

I really hope that Luna and that dude Allison get together and she leaves Lurch. That would be so funny. He'd be really pissed being left for a woman.

No. 861217

>>861215
Wishful thinking but I ship it as well. She's cleaned up slightly since meeting Allison, it could be good for her.

No. 861220

>>861217
i guarantee they've already fucked but Luna will have convinced herself it 'doesn't count' because she'd 'never cheat on matthew uwu'

No. 861222

>>861220
but she’s ~repulsed by sex~

No. 861227

>>861203
not delusional, it’s just that the bar is in hell.

No. 861228

>>861215
>>861217
Glad I'm not the only one. Luna is a trash person, but Lurch deserves no kindness in his life. Plus a burn out lesbian romance story arc would liven her threads back up a little. kek

No. 861230

Wow she actually looks quite pretty in these pics and she's actually doing something in them, not just vacantly staring trying to look hot like everyone does in selfies. She looks healthy

No. 861234

>>861159
>>861171

damn its like a glimpse of what she would look like if she were maybe off drugs. almost like a normal 25 yr old. kinda makes me sad i think she could be really pretty if she took care of her skin, hair, and stopped doing that whack makeup

No. 861235

>>861220
>>861217
>>861228
Luna loves a caretaker and I feel like Alltard gives me Tai vibes (though not as cute as Tai by half) so I wouldn't put it past her. Honestly, I ship it. Even if Alltard seems like a fool.

No. 861238

>>861220
Why are you so sure? She has wrote an entire article how she isn't into woman after all. It could have been Lurch's effect, but she didn't seem very interested in pussy the last few years. I ship Luna and Allison too, mind you. I don't expect it to actually happen, but it would be so good for her. Allison has already been better for her than Lurch, and they only know each other for a few months
>>861235
Seconding the Tai comparison, especially with how she seems crazy about Luna. lol
>>861234
Yeah she reminds me so much of pre-Lurch hipster Luna. Big improvement.

No. 861239

>>861235
How tf does Luna keep stumbling into these women who want to be her mommy?

No. 861243

File: 1638811763795.jpeg (610.92 KB, 1241x1888, 202F90C0-3211-46E7-B86E-39C40D…)


No. 861244

>>861243
Save your money and leave, you lazy git! Maybe if you stopped buying trinkets and moved further away from da big city~ you'd have a chance of… Not this? I want to see a receipt of every useless thing she's bought since this job and see what it totals out to. I'm usually sympathetic to this. I've lived in some pretty shitty, scary apartments and barely scraped by in my time, but I never bought trinkets during that ohase and every dollar I had went to rent and bills. I don't get how she doesn't get it.

No. 861247

>>861243
Tuna. Never forget this isn't even your apartment. You moved yourself into your MOTHERS home, kicked her out of her own bedroom and eventually you fucked it up so much that she had to leave. You choose to live there because it's apparently better than any other option you have kek. Be grateful you're not on the street I guess. How can she complain when she's choosing to squat there

No. 861250

>>861244
She apparently has money, it was few threads back she said she had like enough rent money to last a year or whatever.

No. 861251

>>861250
Does anyone really believe that? Come on, it's Tuna.

No. 861252

>>861243
She's probably going to start posting shit like this so her friend Allison can feel bad for her and move her into her house with her. Luna is a leech.

No. 861253

>>861250
I promise you that she actually meant Daddy was willing to pay her rent for a year. Chubs didn't have a job and even now she just spends most of her paycheck on more junk.

And of course Allison has done more for Tuna than Lurch because Allison pays her with her parents' money. But Tuna won't ever leave Lurch because she likes his benzos. An anon asked earlier how Tuna has managed to keep her Xanax tolerance down compared to what it could be and the answer is because she can only pilfer so many from Lurch and Mean Mommy and she can't afford to buy as much as she'd like to. Now if Allison was her enabler, she could finally get all the benzos she wants!

No. 861257

>>861252
I feel like this would only be okayed by Allicin if Tuna left Lurch. He is like 40, there's no excuse for his behavior and I doubt he's clean or PC enough for her to allow him into her 2 million dollar crunchy granola home. Honestly, I love this idea sans Lurch, though.

No. 861260

>>861203
Honestly same. I can't tell if she actually looks nice or if I should put the bong down

No. 861262

her hair always looks so nice. i actually like the silver grey look on her. idk how she can be so fucked up she doesn’t shower but her hair still looks thick and somewhat healthy

No. 861263

Why are you retards shipping Luna and Alllison kek. Tuna is too deranged to be in any relationship.

No. 861266

if those last few images were enough to impress you ladies, shame. the bar is so low. luna spends one day documented out in public not looking like a dope whore and suddenly shes thriving and healthy.

i wonder how long itll take until the dopamine high from human interaction combined with some of her favorite pastimes (drugs and art) subsides. the only time she ever feels optimistic, happy, productive etc is when shes scoring or acquiring more junk. like clockwork lurch will make her feel like shit about something and shes gonna doompost on on tumblr about how shit he is

No. 861276

does anyone have any updates from that KT girl she was friends with?

No. 861277

>>861257
>>861266
I really don't think Lurch, let alone his age or the rare glimpses we get of his "behavior" is the issue. Tuna would be fucked up taking mom's benzos and getting ripped off buying pressed pills without Lurch. She's had a million opportunities to change her life and she never does. Allison would just enable her to buy more drugs.

No. 861278

Luna always has nice comments unlike the other cows. This is really becoming her fan forum, with the chicks that comment under her pics.

No. 861286

>>861278
I think many anons are from that side of tumblr and there are also a lot of (ex) addicts. Cow attracts cows.

No. 861287

>>861262
Uhhh, are we talking about the same heifer? The heifer who fried her hair so bad it's broken off in chunks and finally got a fresh haircut with her charity change? You can still see all the short flyaways from all the damage, but the low light is hiding that part.
If you really think her hair looks "nice and healthy", your hair must be a travesty.

No. 861288

>>861263
This. I wish that posting these "What if…" retarded fanfiction was a bannable offense.

>>861278
B-b-but nonnette, Luna is such a beautiful, talented artist. Herman Munster is obviously the only thing that keep her down and not her gross, heavily documented personality.

No. 861289

>>861288
100% agree!

No. 861295

File: 1638887044403.jpeg (727.51 KB, 828x1395, C04CAB82-7132-4969-96C6-84ABC4…)

>where my neighbors smoke crack

I guess doing benzos and getting high all day isn’t the same as getting high off crack to you, Tuna. Just because you have a “job” doesn’t make you any better than them.

No. 861301

>>861295
Please at least sage if you're going to post things that have already been posted. But yes she's always thought she was better than everybody else and seems to have a particular hatred for crackheads, despite being one herself for a short period of time. She's lucky she didn't get put out on the streets but of course she'll never see it that way because she believes she's entitled to anything she wants clearly

No. 861307

>>861301
jesus, i didn't realize it had been posted, that's definitely my bad. would delete but it's too late.

No. 861318

File: 1638906738073.jpg (259.18 KB, 1080x1548, Screenshot_20211207-124852_Ins…)

(1/2) Tuna posted a long winded comment on >>861295 giving excuses as to why she can't move. Still claiming she has money saved up.

No. 861319

File: 1638906870937.jpg (244.22 KB, 1080x1561, Screenshot_20211207-124903_Ins…)

(2/2) brining up Lurch getting attacked by pitbulls again

No. 861320

>>861319
another mention of that poor woman who commited suicide

No. 861322

>>861319
Do not understand why she's so set on staying put where she is when there's nothing really tying her there, would make more sense to move somewhere cheaper but Tuna never thinks about anything logically kek, she'll probably continue to rot in her current shack with the (i assume still) broken lock complaining about everything but never making changes.

No. 861323

File: 1638910669500.jpg (23.49 KB, 400x222, pods-driveway.jpg)

>>861318
>>861319
If she can afford sweat sets and trinkets, she can afford a Uhaul or get a moving truck to take her junk across town to a more cost effective address. It's honestly really cheap to hire if you're not traveling 1000 miles like I did without a car. Like a skipping container move. I bet their shit would literally fit in a subtle shipping container. She just needs to let go of the expensive area she's in. I'm sure Allicin could arrange a ride somehow to link up and "work" or with the money she's saving not living in Mamanorek she could use it to get Ubers there. Things are only impossible because Luna insists they're impossible. She's not the only broke, car-less person in the world despite her bitching. FFS even Shayna can manage this.

No. 861334

>>861318
>>861323
if she was really serious about it she could easily post on facebook or craigslist and find someone with a truck willing to help her move the few pieces of furniture that they have for a couple extra bucks and gas money. she would just have to skip 2-3 trinket hauls and that would probably cover the cost. If she can find people willing to buy her nudes surely she can find people willing to help her move for a little $

No. 861341

File: 1638919835756.jpeg (1.32 MB, 1170x2252, A1402FAC-CECA-4AD1-BBB7-9ADB21…)

Jesus

No. 861342

File: 1638919887407.jpeg (1.55 MB, 1170x2281, E02EED99-7056-4BE4-ABBC-15D176…)

>>861341
I guess we’re ignoring the mountains of pills she takes

No. 861343

File: 1638920038310.jpg (290.44 KB, 1080x1715, Screenshot_20211207-163247_Ins…)

Why

No. 861345

>>861341
She's morphing into an alien now.

No. 861347

>>861341
That scarring on her bridge piercing. We all know she's too lazy to take care of her piercings properly. Fuck, she doesn't even wash.

No. 861355

>>861341
Can this be our next thread picture

No. 861357

File: 1638926931646.gif (552.89 KB, 400x227, CB3E1D8F-F93F-4AD3-94D7-13E197…)


No. 861361

>>859626
I've been reading luna's threads and I have to say that I'm just totally fucking disgusted at the fact this bitch can shoot up and fill her ass with drugs all day and still have people give her nice ass things like this table and the chair. All she does is complain about her life while getting everything she wants. I'm in a third world country, I work as a teacher of 2 languages while getting a degree and I still can't afford all this dumb shit or to move to a better country. Luna get your fucking head out of your ass, get your act together and start being gratefull for the people who help you. I hope you read this and stop excusing your poor behavior. sorry for the rant, life aint fair.

No. 861368

>>861342
Jesus Christ, you can be off heroin without being sober
using weed is healthier but it’s not being sober

No. 861373

>>861347
Is that a keloid scar or is a new infection? I've never noticed it being so gross before

No. 861377

I think she deleted her tumblr or changed URLs idk, I went to look and it's gone for me

No. 861379

File: 1638934750266.jpg (114.66 KB, 1080x1574, Screenshot_20211207-203814_Tum…)

>>861377
Found it

No. 861380

File: 1638934908467.jpg (343.12 KB, 1100x2048, Tumblr_l_687637024988988.jpg)


No. 861381

File: 1638934973792.jpg (123.25 KB, 1080x1752, Screenshot_20211207-204056_Tum…)


No. 861382

File: 1638935031780.jpg (100.1 KB, 1080x1291, Screenshot_20211207-204111_Tum…)


No. 861386

>>861380
>small
kek

No. 861387

>>861381
You talked about it with the whole internet.

No. 861389

>>861379
Not to sound like an ana-chan but I can't imagine being so big that you can casually say you lost double digit pounds 'again'.

No. 861390

>>861319
Even if he is 6'6 which I doubt, 6'6 and 240lbs is a BMI of 27.7 haha fatty

No. 861392

>>861318
"I don't have family to easily move to another state"
what does this even mean? The point is to be independent, not live with (mooch off of) family, so if you don't have any, all the more reason to go anywhere you want. But you do have family, and you do completely depend on them, so stop lying.

Also, how would she possibly have credit at all, much less good credit? Does she use a card that her dad pays off?



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