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Summary:>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and Lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)>25 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on-and-off “sex worker”>Has overdosed thrice>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides shitty art and poetry>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun>Started dating her (now 42) year old “fiancé” (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”. They’ve been together now for 7 years>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, etc>Constantly buys cheap shit on Amazon while complaining about being penniless>Milks her ex-gf’s suicide for struggle points
Historical Milk:>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lost the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s sick dad) by squatting in his apartment and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom poverty home, ultimately drives her mother to relapse and go to inpatient >>795390>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spreads ashes on her face
Sex Worker Saga:>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more dead in every photo>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661>SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491, >>811554
Eviction/Sobriety Saga:>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600, >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets shut off >>813209 and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MOM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MOM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock has broken, Luna and lurch build sad little barricades >>816475, >>815981>The cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a knife. Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990, >>822424, >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718, >>822657, >>823499, >>823823, >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober >>824858, >>825465, >>827008 despite still taking fucking Xanax >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses >>825466, is “dying” >>825993, >>826190, Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimmy checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by neighbor’s pitbulls totally not while stealing >>831109
Assault Saga:>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building >>840784, >>840941 Anons infight about whether or not she's telling the whole truth>Reports the rape to the police >>841832, >>841834, It seems to go quite well>Police now don't entirely believe her rape story >>843957, now suspect her of submitting a falsified statement>Luna gets psych warded >>846413, Calls it the "worst day of her life" but not explaining why, posts unsettling selfies with her ekg stickers still on >>846458>Seems to be police-related >>847120, Current theory is she lost her shit when she took all of her klonopin and psych wouldn't give her more
Last thread's milk:>Goes MIA for a while, complains because her followers were worried >>>/pt/849545>Makes a big deal about "just wanting to hide" but posts countless selfies, wears revealing clothes and general attentionwhoring>Goes looking for a new psychologist to replace the one she supposedly loved >>>/pt/850862>Shaves off half her eyebrows, either for attention or because she was high >>>/pt/851085>Gets a "job" at a company (fundie project) called Altered Spaces, they make products to help with sensory overloads. >>>/pt/852320 Needless to say, it's just her sitting around >>>/pt/851095 >>>/pt/851799 >>>/pt/852209 >>>/pt/852217>Still e-begging >>>/pt/852537
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
twenty five >>>/pt/689217
twenty six >>>/pt/734529
twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
twenty eight >>>/pt/795757
twenty nine >>>/pt/811991
thirty one >>>/pt/832421
thirty two >>>/pt/841646
thirty three >>>/pt/848981
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ty for the thread anon!
>fuck it I treated myself
Is it still a treat if you’re doing it every single day?
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Ty for the new thread!
Lurch is looking worse than usual
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The squat is grimey as usual
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Good god those plushies are flat as pancakes and absolutely fucking filthy
He's gotten so fat. He has Tuna's big body and peanut head. Guess they aren't "starving" anymore.>>859626
That setup looks so damn tiny. It'd be cute if the rest of the background wasn't so disgusting.
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Jfc that pillow looks like it would give you cancer.
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pumpkin deserves a lot more than a cheap holographic food bowl, tuna. the poor thing has to live in your filth and eat the cheapest of food so that you can afford regular shein hauls
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how is her hair so brassy when it was toned BLUE merely days ago?
Thanks for the thread nonny
! Nice work, was wondering if one would pop up soon.>>859634
jfc it's BLACK with grime
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Ty for the new thread nonnie
The place is fucking disgusting, the absolute state of the floor, imagine vacuuming hey Luna? I am intrigued as to what's written on the bit of paper taped to the wall, all I can make out is that it begins with "I"
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Here it is in another post. Looks like a note from Lurch.
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She looks like she’s balding kek
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allegedly lost weight and decided to treat herself to 1200 calories of ice cream
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her hairline has been really bad lately. i think she fried off some hair where her bangs used to be and is attempting to cover it up with a combover circa 2007. she reminds me of this scene from atlantis where you can very clearly make out the shape of kida’s skull>>859772
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Kek "Peanut head"
Her head is particularly out of proportion, especially when her thighs are like Squidward's when he eats all those patties.
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she has the voice of a 60 year old smoker
Lol, but she always injected, didn't she? I was a heroin user for 17 years, mainly smoking it and it never affected my voice. All of my friends during that period were users and none of their voices sound like that. I mean it's not out of the realms of possibility, but I've never met anyone whose voice has become raspy because of it, myself included.
Sounds like she puts it on, tbh. You know, she probably thinks the "junkie drawl" is really cool.
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sage for old pic but I was bored and flipping through the old threads. I know she's good at angles sometimes, but I was questioning my memory and wondering whether she rly gained that much weight recently. But whew, lads. Looking at her recent pics it seems like a crazy difference to me.
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I don't understand her hair. it doesn’t look so greasy like it hasn’t been washed in months, but it looks like she hasn’t brushed it in months. Does she underbrush it to look like that? That can’t seriously be just from damage??
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from her tumblr, caption is “this isn’t even meant to be sexual”
luna says "fresh weed from- where Matthew?"
lurch says "from the bodega where i buy cigarettes"
>>859952>Damn he must be so sick of dealing with her
Or maybe he is an disrespectful piece of shit that is aware that he can treat Luna in whatever way cause she will not drop his ass.>Imagine having to listen to whiny vocal fry all the time.
Nobody forces him, he's free to move out on the street any time. Anyway he deserves that and worse for an eternity for his "drop your school or I will kms" stunt
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What the fuck has she done to her hair like how does one manage this simply with toner?
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why would you write that caption about yourself
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Tuna I know your brain is rotted from drugs but it was never advertised as baggy kek. It DOES say the model is 5'2" and wears size m. Quite different than your Amazonian frame. Even gives exact measurements. She's dumb and a liar.
at her height and weight her TDEE would be about 2,800 calories per day to MAINTAIN
they 100% aren’t starving
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Don't remember this being posted in the previous thread, apologies if it actually was. I just can't get over their business plan>hey folx give us your dirty socks for free so we can sell them for a profit xoxo
Also I'm losimg my shit at an assumption that anyone is dying for socks to put on their plants. How is that supposed to help spergs?>>860123
Can't you tell it's a porn-spamming scrote? No farmer would post that pic
Oh you mean the custom mini guitards
They should just make this a non-profit arts and crafts group for other mentally challenged people besides just themselves since that's all it is anyway. They can then just keep doing what they're doing and Tuna can keep letting Acne Allicin donate poorly fitting outfits to her while they play their cutesy little tard games that help them escape from their painfully pathetic realities.
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dont forget whatever this is
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holy fucking clutter, wonder how long she’ll let that pumpkin rot on her desk for?
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>>860213>putting shelves on the wall of her squat
she doesn't even own a screwdriver anon, pic related. it's desk storage shelves she bought, it's not even on her desk so I assume it fell apart.
She's too stupid to build flatpack furniture, watching her try and put a shelf into a wall without a drill would be hilarious
Tuna could have just bought or stolen a screwdriver instead of her other unnecessary trash. At a flea market she can get a screwdriver for $1 or less and a hammer and nail to make a pilot hole for less than $5. Or Lurch can show off his street skills by breaking into a work van/truck and stealing tools.
BTW anons, Tuna might look like she lives in a squat, but she isn't squatting. I mentioned it like 2 threads ago, but Tuna told me the program that runs the building agreed her and her droopy-faced twin can stay since they pay rent. So they won't be getting evicted unless they simply stop paying and the program decides to continue with filing a complaint and trying to evict them
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So the woman killed herself two weeks ago but wasn't found for a month? What?
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I'm not animalcopbarbie, which is the dumbest name ever. I don't even have an IG and I don't cowtip either. Tuna told me that when I asked how her housing is. The only proof I have would tip Tuna off that her fRiEnD actually hates her and just talks to her for lols.>>860272
That smile and her jagged shards pretending to be teeth terrifies me
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sage because I missed this before, and for the petfag sperg blogpost, but she's a fucking idiot. Damn how much did that bowl cost? I imagine even if it was less than $20 w shipping she could have put that money towards some actual cat food. I only fed my cat that Meow Mix level shit on rare occasions when I couldn't afford the better kind, and I was a poor as shit teenager. You can easily find cheaper sources for the decent stuff, even if you need to walk or bus across town to get a sale. You can be sure as shit I wasn't buying fucking custom trinkets if I couldn't afford proper cat food. Even homeless people I've spoken to tend to feed their animals before themselves, fuck.
If she skipped even 25% of the useless "aesthetic", or even started wiping her garbage pile down with a rag instead of constantly replacing menial trash when her gross fingers and general grease grub it up, she could feed her cat properly. God she proper pisses me off. If she never gets another animal she'd deserve it.
linebacker in Lolita
it’s not great
She must be watching too many of her bimbofication hypnosis videos.
Or the trio is her ass that's equivalent to 3 normal sized people.
Good thing she lost 10 lbs recently and treated herself to Ben and Jerry's Half Baked.
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Mooching off of rlyblonde again
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she also posted this one on her tumblr. Kind of weird to see her without a filter.
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Ho smoking a blunt in Carina's car. Her ability to not give a damn about other people is always impressive…
I think she's looking quite good in those… Damn that's a cute car, Tuna wishes it was hers. It is weird seeing her regular, small-eyed face though>>860579>>860583
I would say 'you would too if you realized that once, more you ended up being roped into spending money on your grifting friend' but honestly? At this point she has to know the drill
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Her Instagram caption for this seems like more of a brag and she changed her username again.
i've had a bit of tinfoiling on this too
she seems like she's lovebombing lurch less herself and going out with actual people that aren't him. i wonder if she's gearing up to drop his ass.
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Can you retards stop these retarded Luna leaving Lurch and getting her shit together tinfoils? He is her BPD favorite person, trauma bonded and groomed. You look like retards constantly bringing up some stupid wish fulfillment yaaas queen empowerment fantasy about this lumpy white trash drug addict. Do you even follow the cow or just glance at her thread sometimes and decide to shit it up with newfag levels of tinfoil?
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Allison now has one product available in her shop: a $50 fidget spinner.
Are they fucking joking?
Is that supposed to be soothing?
Metal is one of the most unpleasant textures ever and having just a mess of copper wire makes my brain go bonkers. All I can think about is how pliable that wire is and how it will break when fidgeted with and get sharp wire edges poking out. That's just tetanus waiting to happen.
Also wouldn't that messy shit catch on anything you carry in your bag or even possibly getting caught in your hair?
Literal hell fidget.
Wire jewelry is notorious for bending and breaking as you're not supposed to interact with it really not to mention FIDGET with it, you only ever have it as a decorative object.
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I've discovered why All-tard can spend time with Luna. She spends time with young kids, so she is used to dealing with idiots who have no emotional maturity or control. But kids can grow up, Luna will only grow larger.
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I love wire wrapped crystal jewelry and this style is hideous. It's a bit over-saturated for the niche it is, but whoever made this has zero talent for wire wrapping. And as >>860719
said, wire bends and breaks so making a fidget spinner is so fucking stupid. They used a cheap tiger's eye bead with messy wire work and a shape that doesn't make sense. 40 bucks is nuts when you can find more expensive crystals and intricate wire wraps for 30.
>>860719>That's just tetanus waiting to happen.
Fyi it's a myth that metal is especially likely to give you tetanus. The bacteria that causes tetanus has no particular affinity for metal, and is usually found in dirt. Also you're probably vaccinated for it anyway.
sage for tetanus digression
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The fidget spinner profits sure are going to a great cause, provided anyone actually buys them.
I dunno, nonnie
. That would take actual effort to manage and I doubt our Tuna is willing to part with her piles of stinking clothes, skincare hoard, and 4 weird pieces of furniture to do so.
Soz, it's just that my country doesn't vaccinate from tetanus unless you're at risk and the last time I got cut on barbed wire while urban exploring, I had to get shots.
I just think that stabbing yourself with anything is really unsafe. Especially if you're mentally ill and struggle with hygiene and cleaning your things/house (or like Luna have entire soilbeds under your fingernails because you're a lazy disgusting piece of shit)
Guess should have phrased it better.
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the thought of luna and her disgustingly grimy nails rolling beeswax into earplugs between her fingers legitimately makes my stomach turn
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samefag, sorry, but of course she wanted to eat them. can't resist an opportunity to be disgusting!
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Everything is so grimy despite all the filters she adds, those strawberries that she most likely arranged for the photo just put on a coaster(?) kek gross, and of course we need the classic Tuna pill bottle and mention of benzos
Wouldn’t it be better to wear medical gloves than use her bare hands (that she definitely
“washed” “more than 50 times”) considering that this is an organic, porous material designed to go into the human body? Also this shit looks like paying to put extra earwax into your ear canal. Insanity.
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these remind me of when Marge made biscuit dough earplugs
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Actually, the soft moldable silicone putty kind aren't meant to go inside the ear canal. Rather, molded to fit over the opening of the ear canal. If you stick them inside, there is a very high chance that they will get stuck.
No one believes that, Tuna. Her hands would be filthy after washing the moment she touched her phone, clothes, body part, literally anything that came from her bacteria infested closet that she's squatting in. She doesn't wash anything and I highly doubt she cleans her phone, which is surprisingly more filthy than she is.>>860850
How in the world is this clean? It's fucking cluttered like a hoarder's den. Why are there face products there? Does this bitch not have a bathroom that she can put them in? That plant in the middle is fucking dying too. It's stretching to the light and the pot is looking super dark like she just gave it a soak for 12 hours.
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umm is that dirt along her jawline
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Ah… I knew she reminded me of someone in this pic
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I like her angry cartoon cricket leg eyebrow she drew onto her bald eyebrow. I guess she's too tIrEd after playing with Allic-in-Fundie-Land that watching a simple makeup tutorial is too taxing.
I've seen the kids on ShitTok even put on makeup better than her.
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The comments kek it's gotta be just pure filth how disgusting
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All I imagine when I read that Luna wants to be That Bitch. WTF does it even mean?>>861107
Whew thank you, I thought I hallucinated the meaning of the word when I couldn't find the exact definition on Urban Dictionary. Hate how the word means 3 different things and not everyone knows it, leading to confusion:>fundamental Christian>trust fund baby>fundamental art skills
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Well i'm sure this is going to be a complete shit show kek she'll be there doped up on benzos dressed like a cheap prostitute more than likely, very curious as to what sort of event this may be. The time frame sounds like some sort of work party but i'm under the impression they're taking their "products" to show off
Holy shit that is a massive dose. The audacity to call herself sober.>>861149
Better yet, actually apply the coping skills from her "workbooks" that she loves posting aesthetic pics of. Or face the reality that sometimes life is uncomfortable.
God it is so hard not to a-log in these threads.
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She looks surprisingly normal
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"Legalize drugs" lol no wonder she went to this
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So, it's an afterparty event for Students for Sensible Drug Policy, specifically a psychedelic conference…and I guess they are there to sell earwax, but more importantly, to hang out? Who knows. It's cool that Luna has a place to go, I guess, but like, going from doing nothing social ever to being out from 9 pm-4 am in a room full of strangers is quite a large swing…we may hear about how tired it made her for weeks…
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Wow, they'll never have a real venture capitalist fund their project because there's no actual business plan.
"Let's upcycle shit!"
"No, let's make stuff for neaurodivergent people"
"And we can go to pro psychedelic drug parties to sell crafts for autistic/neurodivergent people despite not having any to test it on other than Tuna Sandwich!"
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Her backcombed hair and bad makeup are hidden in the dark, she's not wearing one of her usual her fat girl slob outfits, and Allic-in-Fundie-Land looks like a dude.
If Tuna could just stfu and quit ratting her hair, only be seen in low light, and keep her manly rich kid friend by her side all the time, she'd always look normal!
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Fundie confirmed. Looks like Allison's dad also worked in finance. Funny to see her talking about working on the house like it's some charming thing when the average price of real estate on her street is almost 2 mil. No wonder Luna loves being there, quite the upgrade from the squat.
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It's actually worse than being a fundie, but Allison lives at home still. She's never lived anywhere else. I guarantee Daddy David told her to put together a business plan so he's not just helping her with another failed "business" and then agreed to fund "business expenses" like paying Tuna. He's the investor she was stoked about because there's no others and there won't be.
She's making Tuna look good because at least Tuna ran her mom out of her apartment. Allison can't even chase Daddy out!
Why are you so sure? She has wrote an entire article how she isn't into woman after all. It could have been Lurch's effect, but she didn't seem very interested in pussy the last few years. I ship Luna and Allison too, mind you. I don't expect it to actually happen, but it would be so good for her. Allison has already been better for her than Lurch, and they only know each other for a few months >>861235
Seconding the Tai comparison, especially with how she seems crazy about Luna. lol>>861234
Yeah she reminds me so much of pre-Lurch hipster Luna. Big improvement.
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Save your money and leave, you lazy git! Maybe if you stopped buying trinkets and moved further away from da big city~ you'd have a chance of… Not this? I want to see a receipt of every useless thing she's bought since this job and see what it totals out to. I'm usually sympathetic to this. I've lived in some pretty shitty, scary apartments and barely scraped by in my time, but I never bought trinkets during that ohase and every dollar I had went to rent and bills. I don't get how she
doesn't get it.
I promise you that she actually meant Daddy was willing to pay her rent for a year. Chubs didn't have a job and even now she just spends most of her paycheck on more junk.
And of course Allison has done more for Tuna than Lurch because Allison pays her with her parents' money. But Tuna won't ever leave Lurch because she likes his benzos. An anon asked earlier how Tuna has managed to keep her Xanax tolerance down compared to what it could be and the answer is because she can only pilfer so many from Lurch and Mean Mommy and she can't afford to buy as much as she'd like to. Now if Allison was her enabler, she could finally get all the benzos she wants!
Uhhh, are we talking about the same heifer? The heifer who fried her hair so bad it's broken off in chunks and finally got a fresh haircut with her charity change? You can still see all the short flyaways from all the damage, but the low light is hiding that part.
If you really think her hair looks "nice and healthy", your hair must be a travesty.
This. I wish that posting these "What if…" retarded fanfiction was a bannable offense.>>861278
B-b-but nonnette, Luna is such a beautiful, talented artist. Herman Munster is obviously the only thing that keep her down and not her gross, heavily documented personality.
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>where my neighbors smoke crack
I guess doing benzos and getting high all day isn’t the same as getting high off crack to you, Tuna. Just because you have a “job” doesn’t make you any better than them.
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(1/2) Tuna posted a long winded comment on >>861295
giving excuses as to why she can't move. Still claiming she has money saved up.
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(2/2) brining up Lurch getting attacked by pitbulls again
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If she can afford sweat sets and trinkets, she can afford a Uhaul or get a moving truck to take her junk across town to a more cost effective address. It's honestly really cheap to hire if you're not traveling 1000 miles like I did without a car. Like a skipping container move. I bet their shit would literally fit in a subtle shipping container. She just needs to let go of the expensive area she's in. I'm sure Allicin could arrange a ride somehow to link up and "work" or with the money she's saving not living in Mamanorek she could use it to get Ubers there. Things are only impossible because Luna insists they're impossible. She's not the only broke, car-less person in the world despite her bitching. FFS even Shayna can manage this.
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I guess we’re ignoring the mountains of pills she takes
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Jesus Christ, you can be off heroin without being sober
using weed is healthier but it’s not being sober
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"I don't have family to easily move to another state"
what does this even mean? The point is to be independent, not live with (mooch off of) family, so if you don't have any, all the more reason to go anywhere you want. But you do have family, and you do completely depend on them, so stop lying.
Also, how would she possibly have credit at all, much less good credit? Does she use a card that her dad pays off?