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http://www.lifeofonion.comOnision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since.
Laineybot/Lainey/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
>Luxymoo speaks about her experiences with Lainey and (mostly) Greg. >>625028>Sarah has deleted her public Instagram, isolating her even further. >>625160>Greg makes a few clickbait videos and tweets making a joke out of the allegations in an attempt to show he’s totally innocent and not bothered. >>625242 >>625244>Greg is still creeping on Jessie Paege while pedophilia and abuse allegations are swung his way. >>625299>Greg puts a pause on his false positivity to out a person’s sexual abuse story (thanks Taylor Avaroe) to use it against her, among other things. >>625571>Surprisingly, but not really, Greg still tries to reach out to Billie. He has left an hour-long voicemail on Ayalla’s phone whining about how h-Lainey really misses her before. >>625906 (transcript: >>625993) >>625887>Greg references the movie Mean Girls again, this time to refer to his victims. >>626232>Greg streams again with yet another clickbait title (Mirror: >>626127) and rees about fellow youtube creep RSN, pretends to not know Luxymoo and rees about being innocent until proven guilty. (transcripts: >>626128 >>626226 >>626477 >>626478)>UhOhBro is terminated for hate speech >>626835 only to have it reinstated by youtube’s incompetent staff a day later. >>627055>An anon’s dms with Madison are dropped. >>627087 >>627089 >>627092 >>627093 >>627094 >>627095 >>627099For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:- Hooktube is no longer a viable solution to deter views/clicks from Onision. Please rehost videos elsewhere.-
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http://www.twitter.com/laineybot http://www.instagram.com/laineybothttp://www.youtube.com/laineybothttp://www.younow.com/laineybothttp://www.patreon.com/laineybot No. 627229
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>>627221Its not a social experiment. He had no control over it. If his channel had disappeared then Id say yes, he purposefully deleted or hid his UhOhBro account to prank people.
But if you scroll the thread and check the people who spammed his Twitter you'll see the screenshots. When you Googled that channel it would come up with the reason YouTube gave for terminating the account >hate speech. Unless Grugly has YouTube Admin control he couldnt do that.
No. 627242
>>627229Given how fast he got the thing back I suspect the channel got taken down by mass reports
triggering an automated response.
No. 627245
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In that freezing pool challenge I didnt even have to see that McFly girl on camera. I knew she was there by hearing that horrible laugh of hers in the background.
No. 627258
>>627229Yeah I checked the link and saw the termination clear as day myself, if he is actually going with some bullshit about pranking people, then he better back-peddle fast before his retarded fanbase realize the world's most honest youtuber wasn't so honest with them.
It was clearly appealed and then reinstated, which I personally knew was very likely to happen sadly enough. He most likely appealed his third strike for hate speech and some dumbass 22 year old intern let him get away with it because they saw how many dead subs he had and wrongly assumed he is somewhat popular/important.
Does anyone know if there is a way to private all of your videos at once though..? Because there is no way in hell Greg went through and privated 1,000+ videos himself.
Maybe he had one of his mentally ill patron sluts like booty do it for him.. I don't know how they could do it that quickly, though.
No. 627259
>>627238God this chick is oozing desperation. Because any random ass mid-thirties dad tweeting generic bullshit totally gives any pathetic teenage girl a reason to keep going.
She might as well have just made a 30 second clip of herself begging to double-fist Greg's baby-carrot peen and Kai's strap on simultaneously.
I get such a kick out of these mentally-retarded teens with their uwu my little pony hair.
They probably all bond with Greg over having pedos for fathers.
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another date day & marshall discount clothes haul.
No. 627264
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from video: gurg lookin like the unkempt snack he think he is.
he looks like he smells like heterosexuality.
No. 627270
>>627258>Does anyone know if there is a way to private all of your videos at once though..? Because there is no way in hell Greg went through and privated 1,000+ videos himself. Maybe he had one of his mentally ill patron sluts like booty do it for him.. I don't know how they could do it that quickly, though.
I thought the same, if all those videos got privated one by one it would take several hours and it would be an extremely tedious process, I doubt that lazy fuck would be able to do it
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>>627266there is also this gem.
No. 627275
>>627271Oh… my… GOD.
We all know about the very obvious constant chemical peels because of the redness around Greg's white eyes, and I personally fully believe the individual who came forward claiming to have seen Greg attending a plastic surgeons office for botox injections because, let's be real here, no 33 year old man has a paralyzed forehead the way Greg does unless they've had work done. But on top of all that, now I'm beginning to suspect fillers as well. This deformed swelling makes Greg look exactly like a 50 year old woman from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
..in fact, Greg IS technically a housewife now… He should consider auditioning, I think this would finally be the big Onision comeback his handi-capable fans have all been waiting for. With that melted malformed oglop face, Greg would be a shoe-in. He even has his high-pitched bitchy "I'm way too old to act this way and am extremely insecure over it" voice down stat.
No. 627279
>>627277If you look closely at her profile picture, it is obvious she is wearing a wig. The other picture of her with blue hair is apparently old.
But of course she had to thrown on a blue wig for her profile pic.. how else could she ever possibly reach her dream of someday having rancid Onion splooge caking her face
No. 627284
>>627271Oh god, look at that GUT. That's what you get for eating nothing but processed junk, kids.
>>627235I think I'm one of the last ones standing, though he'll probably do another sweep when he wakes up to resume being POSITIVE AND HAPPY AND NOT CRACKING AT ALL.
>>627263FFS Lainey, if you insist on being male then be a man. A hairy, smelly grown man.
No. 627293
>>627229With all the uhohbro views removed and possibly videos I wonder if that means the channels monetisation value has plummeted?
Remember YouTube provided him with a support phone number and were concerned about his mental state not that long ago, maybe they reinstated the channel but don't feel obligated to let him run ads. He's a freak but maybe YT HQ doesn't want his blood on their hands kek
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>>627343Seeing how most of his fans are like the photo attached, that ain’t happening.
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>>627289I just love that this is sponsored by poshmark. Every few months or so when she switches up her identity she'll put a bunch of barely worn clothes for sale there, even better if those clothes were gifts from fans lol.
Also Kai why were you reaching for that makeup? You just said a few days ago that doing those makeup videos made you feel dysphoric because you're totally a male now!
No. 627390
>>627377But anon, she
had to pick up those pallets so she could throw a little shade at Kat Von D
No. 627393
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Seems I've joined an elite group here.
He's changed his Twitter profile and display pictures, so I'm guessing there's another phase of this manic cycle yet to come.
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Very little negative comments on his page, He seems to have blocked most of the anti O commenters. Time for his delusions to fester in the presence of brainwashed girls… Lainey doesn’t post to Twitter at all lately, sucks for her fans, but she doesn’t care about them much so.
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>>627398Until yesterday or so he mainly had hate comments, now he's only got a few ass licking ones left cause he blocked all the people who mainly interacted with him.
I can imagine him so well, sitting in front of his pc, cackling like a hyena while he's deleting 95% of his comments and blocking everybody.
You sure a one busy man Gurg. No time for your husband, kids or wetland when the haters are on it again.
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Jesus, they look so awkward and dead inside.
No. 627414
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Speaking of blocking people this happened, Elijah has a bigger twitter following so I bet it pissed him off.
>>627178 People were replying to Elijah with ss showing they got blocked by Onion boy too.
No. 627423
>>627406He always has that dead expression whenever he's in frame with Lainey. One look at him and you can tell immediately that he'd chew his arm off to get away from her.
>>627413Normally I'd call this off topic but with the hate boner Greg has for Shane this has to be the ultimate insult. Especially when Jeffree considers 15k to be basically nothing. He's already pissed enough that people make a few thousand off him on Youtube but to find out his biggest love/hate relationship is getting 15k in clothes when his fans won't even GoFundMe his forum?
>>627414He's on a blocking spree today. So much for remaining positive.
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Sure, Greg. You're like Gandhi.
No. 627428
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>>627423Acting like the majority of those impressions aren’t from da haturz.
>work my butt off reeeeeing into my echo chamber and mass block/deleting anyone who isn’t a mentally impaired tween No. 627430
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>>627426Oh fuck off you illiterate dullard, as if you even know who Socrates is
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It's still too funny that pedonision posted this publicly!!
>Sarah thinks I'm hot. Did you hear that internet? The child I'm currently a guardian of is being inappropriate and this pleases me so instead of ignoring like a rational adult I'll tell the world because I'm irresistible.. #inyourfacelainey #shewantsmeeeeenotyou
the farms remember gurg, the farms always remembers.
No. 627434
>>627289…
>Do I look like a grandma? Misgendering Lainey?
None of those clothes looked masculine at all. More neutral gendered, but Lainey tries zero to look like a guy.
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2/2
>>627431>but i haaaate teen girls, I would never encourage them.. No. 627436
>>627426Gandhi was actually a racist, misogynistic, victim-blaming piece of shit. Not unlike Greg in that regard.
>>627430You just know he pronounces it
SO-crates. No. 627443
>>627435God these Instagram pictures are so fucking embarrassing. Imagine being a fly on the wall watching this ugly retard as he tries to get his best angle and find his light. Just making cringey as hell facial expressions into his iphone. I have never in my life met a grown man who takes selfies like a 15 year old girl the way Greg does. This second-hand embarrassment I am experiencing is beyond painful.
>>627428Lmao Greg actually believes these analytics..?
Every time I think he cannot get any dumber, this man without fail out-dumbs himself.
Honey, if you were getting 600k+ views on your twitter per day, don't you think your youtube videos just MIGHT be able to break that 15k viewership ceiling you've hit..? Honestly his most viral videos are at 30k these days. As everyone's favorite trihard faggot Ricegum loves to say:
YOU'RE IRRELEVANT BRO
No. 627444
>>627439She was only excited to give her kids toys and read to them.
She needs to drop the fake boy stuff and talk about being a mom. She’s always more personable and excited when she talks about her kids.
No. 627445
>>627443I’ve had a glass of wine or two, and it’s got me wondering (re: instagram angles). What the actual fuck is he doing to make his photos from an iPhone X look like they are back from MySpace? (Blog post but got upset over taking a photo and it showing some scaring that I thought was makeup covered same camera, well covered). Does he literally keep and iPhone 4 for these selfies? Or is it just 15 layers of filter?
Also, what’s everyone’s bet on how long til Sarah is officially back?
No. 627449
>>627430Well the fact that it’s not a real Socrates quote shows he is just repeating shit from an inspirational quote instagram or google search.
Can’t wait for him to post “They hate us because they ain’t us - Buddha”
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he's such a dirty ass looking gremlin in daylight.
No. 627456
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Why have we never heard about his support of the World Food Program until NOW if he’s been supporting it for years?
Also, why did he link to the U.K. site? When you go to the link he posted and try to donate from the U.S., it redirects you to wfpusa.org, the American branch of WFP.
By “promoting,” he means just that; he’ll tweet about it once, but he isn’t donating. That’s our job. I mean, his own family is POOR and STRUGGLING just as badly as these kids in Ethiopia or whatever!!1!
Did he just Google “money for black hungries charity” and post the first shit that came up?
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Look at how dirty the mirror is
No. 627464
>>627456>Why have we never heard about>until NOW if he’s been supporting it for years?…because he's a compulsive liar.
(but you already know that)
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Hold me anons, he looks like a legit retard.
No. 627484
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I can’t even be fucked hate watching this shit but Grot and Thot have the worst collection of random meaningless tattoos I’ve ever seen so this will no doubt be heinous. Also, you might not want to flaunt your new tattoo when you’re trying to beg for money to restore the wetlands you destroyed, but then that would involve actually being a rational adult with a conscience.
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holy shit he’s so fucking stupid spending money on this dumbass ugly piece of shit tattoo.
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>>627486honestly even would’ve preferred his first “design” over this disgusting mess.
pic his first design
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>>627490what he ended up getting
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>>627493I really think only he would be so retarded
No. 627497
>>627486This is so fucking bad. It looks like a temporary tattoo you’d get out of a coin machine. I’m so glad he got this on his body permanently.
I think he really is mentally handicapped in some way.
No. 627508
>>627486What even is that design? Even if the top was consistent with the design of "engage", the tattoo would still be cringe.
But my God, how awful. It's like a 12 year old girl designed it in 2004 for Myspace.
The only good thing about it is the line work.
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>>627486>>627492kek he literally googled “angel wing tattoo transparent” and slapped the first clipart that came up onto his shitty “design.” So creative. Such an artist.
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>>627508This, my dear anon, is what happens when a 33 year old man child tries to design a tattoo on his computer in a toddler-like fit of rage thinking he’s some genius master.
“look i put this because it represents peace, and this too represents peace, and yingyang to show the balance of darkness and light”
No. 627521
>>627486I'm appalled.
I cannot understand how these people are so rocked on crappy aesthetics concerning tattos and everything else………Gosh.
No. 627534
>>627456By "support", Greg means he used this program as a tool in order to manipulate others. I.E., someone famous dies and he gives a link to a charity and says look at all these kids who are dying from starvation but none of you care about THAT. Or he links to this charity and says "So-and-so's video made a ton of money off of me they should donate it all to this charity but they won't because they're a shit person." Greg has used this particular charity countless times over the years in his usual attempts at making other's look bad.
He only uses the appearance of "support" to this charity as a manipulation tactic, he never brings charity or positive programs like this up because he actually gives a flying fuck about the suffering of others or to help others. It is so far beyond fucking revolting.
I have never in all the years I've known of Onision heard of him donating a single dime to any sort of charity, yet he constantly likes to shame others (who never owned mansions nor hundred thousand dollar cars) for not giving their hard-earned money to these charities.
Just further proof of how completely nonsensical Greg's logic truly is. It's okay if I've never in my life donated to someone less fortunate than me, but you? You're a pathetic monster if YOU haven't donated.
No. 627543
>>627492Regarding this tat + flood of fake posi tweets:
So this is how he copes with stress and failure. By painting himself as a martyr.
And we all know he's hugely stressed and failed this time because he's not only painting himself as a martyr figuratively, but painting himself as a martyr LITERALLY and permanently.
Whoah. That's some extreme denial. And it's extremely stupid. Akin to:
>Child: if I close my eyes, you can't see me!>Onision: if I write it on myself, you can't touch me! No. 627545
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God look at the pouch on Greg's stomach. Lmao I thought only women had these.
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>>627486This just reminds me of collars for anxious/vicious dogs. God is good.
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grossest body ever. He looks like he has worms.
No. 627550
>>627486That's his message to Youtube and any future bosses when YT finally boots him completely:
Do not engage>>627518lmao!
Or he could change it to
Go thot, en|garde! No. 627553
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Greg's future tattoos.
No. 627556
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Greg's apparently sooper stoked to get back to old-school UhOhBro videos. Because that channel wasn't getting abysmal views prior to being terminated or anything.
How has he not learned yet that people are over him? His shit original uhohbro content might have raked in the views in 2015, but people have grown up. People have moved on. That sad immature "comedy" where he's an obnoxious basic react channel isn't going to ever garner the attention it once had.
While other youtuber's have evolved in their content and their identity, Greg is still desperately chasing his past that will never, ever be relived. It is so… pathetic.
No. 627558
>>627553This ^^^
Maybe add four tattoos of Jessie Paege's face and it would be absolute perfection.
No. 627572
>>627457While we're on the subject of his embarrassing photo habits - I actually can't believe he thought
this was a good picture, much less post it.
Bad pants stuffing, awkward fucking arm, gut, and worst of all the mirror is fucking disgustingly filthy. I would never post anything that showed how disgusting my house hygiene was, it's so trashy and gross.
Imagine a 30+ unemployed father getting all fake fancy dressed up to take fucking selfies in his filthy mirror to post to his mentally ill fangirls. Jesus how sad
No. 627573
>>627539Yes, yes I can. It makes perfect sense to me.
I still keep bomb shells from the war I lived through as a teen. They give me strength because they remind me what I lived through, survived, and came out of.
The most difficult thing for me was to accept that those traumatic experiences shaped me irreversibly, that they are a part of who I am.
I dealt with that fact similarly to Shiloh - I owned it. I am proud of the person I am today, of the person I grew to be, DESPITE of everything.
The things I keep are physical proof that I'm a badass in a good way. It inspires me every time I reach a new obstacle.
(no one cares about your seashells) No. 627577
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>>627572His mentally ill fans are even more fucked in the head than he is. I mean, there’s this
No. 627578
>>627573Very beautifully written, anon.
I suppose I just hate to think that Greg knows his name is still on this beautiful girl's body in any shape or form… knowing Greg and his narcissism, he probably gets off to it, thinking there is a female out there he branded just like he tried to brand Billie.
But now that you explain your personal view of the tattoo, I can understand that. And I can see someone keeping a tattoo to see it as something they grew from and overcame.
I simply hate knowing our resident retard probably sees it in a really gross, disturbing way. To have a 17 year old girl get your name permanently written on their skin…
so beyond fucked.
No. 627609
>>627486Nice. Now I have new bait for tattoo cringe threads.
My brain is hurting trying to think of a way to convey how terrible this is. Just imagining him in the parlor explaining to the artist:
>Well you see I’m a famous YouTube who has made several viral videos, and this is to remind me to ignore the haters. Is every new tattoo of theirs clipart/first result on google?
No. 627613
>>627598He’s a living bobble head doll.
I can’t believe he’s so proud of that tattoo. It looks like some terrible clip art the church secretary would put on a newsletter.
No. 627619
>>627486Wow the sad thing is he probably thinks hes a design master and that this was genius and so amazingly made. Like his shitty onision logo. The tattoo looks well done at least, he should have let a tattoo artist design it. These two idiots never get tattoo artists design them original nice work, and instead just google shit to copy. They have 0 nice tattoos. I dont know why they love to put clip art around their bodies.
It will be hilarious when he starts raging while having that tattoo at least. Is he hoping this will prove how hes changed so attractive alt teen girls will want to date him again? Too bad thats not what girls want to see when they say "tattoos are hot".
No. 627633
>>627623RIP Old Pixyteri
>>627486Oh no. Yikes! Can't wait for him to regret his tattoos but won't admit he's wrong, just like his relationships!
No. 627637
>>627486Everything else about Greg that’s fucking repulsive aside, can you imagine a first date with him? He asks, “Do you like tattoos?” and you say, “Yeah, they’re fine.”
Then he rolls up his sleeve and proudly shows off THIS garbage?
“Yeah, this is for peace, this is also for peace, this is for peace too, this is, like, symbolizing light and dark, and this is to remind me not to respond to my haters.”
He also shows you “REMEMBER LOVE” for one ex-girlfriend, plus Yoshi and what appears to be two crosses and some pointy blob that’s supposed to be a number for his ex-‘husband’… and he is so proud. He is sure he’s such an edgy tattooed badass emo boi.
No. 627651
>>627648DO. NOT. FUCK. SARAH.
…
ANYMORE.
kek
No. 627652
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Fixed it.
No. 627653
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>>627619>Wow the sad thing is he probably thinks hes a design master and that this was genius and so amazingly madeLmao so true. He's the living embodiment of the "graphic design is my passion" meme
No. 627656
>>627653>That feeling when you find a meme that fits a situation maybe a bit TOO perfectlylmao yes anon. Yes.
>>627652We have some major talent lurking this thread. Praise be.
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>>627659Speaking of. This was his original design.
No. 627665
>>627652Lol, his tattoo is an exploitable meme.
This is why Onision is my favourite cow. He's a natural, and never stops giving.
No. 627675
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New UhOhBro video. If anyone would mirror, this would be a good video to post here because it is just.. so much sadder than usual.
This is Greg trying his absolute HARDEST to be funny. …lol it is really, really hard to watch, actually
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Picture him drawing this and sweating, or Laincrotch.
No. 627684
>>627604He looks like William H Macy in his later years if he if he tried to cosplay as a sceney teen boy.
>>627683I bet the tattoo artist was cringing at the design the whole time. Even Lainey seemed to be unsure about it. She was nice about it at the end though, but when she said 'where are you going to get it?' she looked so done.
To me, this WHOLE video reeked of mid life crisis. The shit tattoo, the dad bod, doing pull ups shirtless in front of his audience.
Also nitpick, but he doesn't even do pullups correctly. His form is terrible. He only pulls himself up halfway.
No. 627688
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>>627684Foot-thot looked extra nasty in this video, I guess marriage is working for her..
No. 627691
>>627688I was commenting more on her attitude. Sometimes you can see the actual regret that she married him in her actions. It was only at the end of the video she showed any kind of 'warmth'
She was shooting daggers at him at one point.
But yeah, you are right she looks run down as fuck. Probably losing sleep over the fact she's been outed as a predator and can't be poor victim Lainey anymore.
Gurg can no longer say 'Lainey/Kai/whatever is crying uwu!!!' because now everyone knows that she's turned into just as big a cunt as he is.
No. 627698
>>627513all the different line thicknesses is
triggering me.
And the wings (and random plant sprig?) are so unnecessary.
this is just making me think of his stupid stove analogy. "Whoa-ho-hoooo!!! I literally say do not engage and you did anyway!!!!"
No. 627703
>>627486mods, please forgive me this moment of weakness, i wish i could sage, but HOLY SHIT I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY GOT THIS AS A PERMANENT TATTOO! i'm in such disbelief that im expecting this was all staged and a giant troll, but he isnt smart enough to pull that off convincingly. worse, he's fucking proud of that monstrosity. that it makes the perfect exploitable meme is just icing on the cake.
more on topic, someone who remembers the legal deadlines, are we coming up on any big ones soon?
No. 627709
>>627699I think they're just assuming Greg was telling the truth about it in his new UhOhBro video.
Greg says something along the lines of "I got an unfair strike for hate speech because I talked about how beautiful black hair is and the importance of hygiene".
Something like that anyway. Who knows (or cares) if he's telling the truth, because either way he appealed it and apparently won the appeal.
Amazing as other anon's stated how a strike would be doled out for the black hair videos but not for the hundreds of videos making fun of a severely mentally ill girl and profiting nonstop for years off of it.
No. 627720
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>>627709Hes trying so hard to make it seem like losing all his videos is a good thing, a "brand new start"
No. 627721
>>627717I wonder if that random plant sprig got there by means of tractor?
The plant sprig is to commemorate defiling protected wetlands.
No. 627760
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No. 627768
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>>627761What are you talking about? Greg is the most bestestest word sayer I know.
No. 627773
>>627456I'm convinced he's trying to flood his twitter with as much "positivity" as possible to help him look kind to the government and wetlands folk.
It's all a tactic.
"Look, I'm a good man, I help most all people!"
No. 627779
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>>627547He's morphing into his final form. Pic related.
No. 627782
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>>627492It's just a shitty ripoff of that 'Fiction' t-shirt a lot of YT atheists liked to wear a few years ago.
Much original, very design Greg,
No. 627784
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yikes
No. 627785
>>627784Welp, we called it. She’s looking for any reason not to make a video.
Too bad Foot and Anus will still never take you back, Madi, count your blessings.
No. 627792
>>627784gee, what a huge surprise /s
>>627790>hey everyone, I have some serious milk on the onions!>wait, I misspoke, I take it all back>But it's OK now, I'll definitely explain everything soon>wait, I misspokeie
>look at me look at me look at meSo no, don't try this lowkey stanning. She's a minor cow and an attention whore.
No. 627803
>>627796I kind of agree with both points. People who cowtip for milk are retards but at the same time Madison is an idiot. She left her kid with the Onions and bitched she was filthy and that Shreg didn't watch her. Shiloh and Billie kept the fuck away from the drama even though their names, especially Shiloh, were dragged through the mud and people kept calling them cunts. Madison just keeps reeeing about things and then acts like she knows all about their shit and has toooo much 'respect' to spill deets but then gives hints to shit and goes on podcasts but then screeches when people ask questions.
She wants the validation and sympathy of an onion ex, but at the same time doesn't wanna address shit because she's hoping Lainey will be friends again with her in future. Newsflash Madison, she won't. She's a little snake who will always side with Onion.
She's trying to act holier than thou and that she's above the others that knew Lainey and Greg but she's really not any better then the onions themselves.
Also she's dumb as fuck for being friends with Billy the fridge as it's obvious he 'supports' her because he very clearly wants to bang her. I can't be the only one that thinks this.
To go back to the anon who befriended her for milk, it's a shitty snakey thing to do and even if you were okay with being shitty and snakey, you could have at least waited to release that stuff.
No. 627805
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Madison is reffering to this
>>>627087 and five more ss
Here’s the first one
No. 627806
>>627784Ofc, it was so obvious she was just looking for a way out.
Good to know you really only care about getting attention and not about exposing an abusive, manipulative pedophile, Madi.
You tell people he didn't care about his and your kids while he's watching them, but you don't want to expose him. People start conversations with you and leak them, because you're not doing the video you said you'd do, to gather some information.
No. 627810
>>627784Madison has become extremely fucking pointless and irritating. What has she done to help in outting Greg's ongoing revolting behavior? What has she done to help these girls come out about how horribly he's treated them? She always stood idly by doing nothing and all I ever see is her attempting to play victim.
Madison somehow just slides into major drama wherever she goes. And she's the victim in every circumstance. I think she is guilty of never once standing up to Greg and Lainey until THEY threw her dumb ass to the curb. Then she wants to get drunk and call out "pedo-like behavior" yet wavers on ever giving actual proof or verbal instances that she herself witnessed, even going so far as to give in to Greg's demands, going on instagram to state multiple times, "I've never seen anything illegal, I don't think he ever did anything illegal, I never saw anything wrong with Sarah, and I was wrong."
Useless. Absolutely and completely useless coward.
Personally? I think Madison knew full well whoever that anon was wanted to get info out of her and would post it and she happily went along with it just so she could feign ignorance and outrage and declare she wouldn't be making a video. I think this was all complete bullshit and she is nothing but a pussy bitch coward who is too scared of "legal trouble" to stand for anything.
Fuck off, Madison. You are and always have been an idiot attention-seeking sleezy bitch.
Bye bye now. Good luck ever getting anyone to pay attention to you again.
No. 627812
>>627805Honestly, this is the same cunt who has been cozying up nonstop to Billy the Fridge. I wouldn't be surprised if she was in on the "leaks" and she's hoping Greg and Lainey see her as this poor innocent victim who believed these terrible meanies uwu.
Madison is so pathetic, nothing would surprise me at this point. Next comes the video of her apologizing and begging for Lainey and Greg to still be her friend. She even stated herself that she didn't say shit about anything until Lainey ignored her for a month straight. She is the definition of pathetic. NO ONE wants you, Madison. Neither side wants anything to do with you. Just go away already.
No. 627815
>>627814Truth, anon.
I guess I just didn't think she could be so revolting as to use actual grooming and manipulation of teenage girls for sex as a ways to garner that 15 minutes of fame.
But she was sucking Greg and Lainey's dick for what, 8 entire years? I don't know what I expected.
No. 627818
>>627816Absolutely true. She knew what she was doing spilling all that info to that anon. She knew people were looking for dirt on Greg and Lainey. She's claiming "someone came to her with a sob story"? Bitch are you retarded? You really think we all believe that some random came to you and you had no idea and you poured all this personal shit to them thinking they wouldn't tell a soul? How stupid do you think the rest of us really are?
She's clung to this like the sad little slut leech she is to gain relevancy from something horrible. God you cannot get any lower than this chick
No. 627820
>>627794She's more than likely taking advantage of the situation to draw attention to herself and some new 'single' she's releasing. She's more upset that she can't appear in Onion's and Lame's vids than anything else. All she has is this non-milk account of her sainthood acts towards Lame. Much hurt.
She wasn't around during the B Saga, she revealed, as she was ignored. Pretty sure she didn't really interact with or meet Sarah.
If she actually mistook Sh in that DP livestream, she's even more incompetent in her basic knowledge of someone whom she's known soooo well for 6 years.
No. 627822
>>627820Also note that the "info" leaked was all Madison basically stating that her and Lainey had secret feelings for each other, and that Lainey really liked her and Madison should have been part of the trinity but because of her DDLG based falling out with Greg, Lainey withdrew from her.
Personally don't think Lainey had real feelings towards the chick for a moment. Nor did Madison have feelings for her outside of wanting a piece of her and Onion's fan base. She just decided to release this tidbit indirectly instead of making a video in hopes it would get everyone talking about her just in time for her single, just like you said.
No. 627825
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lol Greg made sure not to miss his daily Jessie Paege stalking, even during the drama of his channel getting temporarily shut down.
You have to admit, this dude is MAD persistent. I hope someone starts a compilation of all Greg's Jessie Paege tweets, there has to be over a hundred by now. How does Lainey not find it odd that her husband cannot go a single day without publicly stalking another girl? I know they don't have anywhere near a normal relationship, but Lainey needs to reel in her wife. This is starting to seep outside the realm of embarrassing and is crossing into the territory of just straight up disturbing obsession.
No. 627827
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>>627825>>627826It does seem like a hundred, but its only at twenty.
No. 627828
>>627377I tinfoil that she does makeup videos to seem more like Billy. She probably realized this at some point/is going through a mental crisis.
Yikes.
No. 627829
>>627824Tbh I'm beginning to feel the same way… I don't know if anything will actually come from Ayalla stepping forward, at least not in the way of repercussions for the Avaroes. I think Ayalla is a hero for bringing this to the attention of many people who were blind to it, though, and I would like to think she saved a young girl or two from falling into their trap blindly. But until Sarah wakes the fuck up, which is unlikely to happen unless of a major falling out, they won't be legally reprimanded for any of their disgusting behavior or actions right now… and I'm scared that Lainey and Greg will honestly pursue legal action against Ayalla - although these allegations against Ayalla will not stick because she didn't say a single thing that was not true.
Although physical criminal charges won't be given based solely on the information we currently have, that doesn't mean Lainey and Greg haven't lost hugely in the court of public opinion. Videos on Onision's grooming have exploded, garnering millions of total views.
tl;dr while we might not be getting any instant gratification from Ayalla speaking out on the Sarah situation, I think in the long run she has played a massive part in waking everyone up to the truth surrounding Greg and Lainey. This is something they will never be able to live down - the internet never forgets.
No. 627830
>>627827You are amazing, anon. This is everything. Please keep adding to this, it will only get funnier as time goes on.
My dream in life would be to somehow get this into the hands of Lainey.
kek
No. 627834
>>627829I also think from a legal standpoint nothing is going to happen to Greg and Taylor yet, if it ever does at all. The pursuit of a case seems unlikely unless someone drops an information bombshell and Sarah changes her tune. Things like this happen with no legal consequence all the time.
It seems like the best, likely outcome for now is a ruined reputation.
No. 627836
>>627484He got a tattoo saying “DO NOT ENGAGE” to stick it to the haters (with a picture of a tree in the middle, to prove how much he cares about the environment). Let me repeat that: a 33-year-old man permanently altered his body’s physical appearance as a response to Internet backlash.
He spent thousands of dollars and bought dozens of expensive presents for his family to “prove the IRS wrong” about how much money he has (because apparently the IRS demanding 600k in back taxes is them making an accusation that you have no money? I don’t fucking know).
What an absolutely petulant fucking manchild. I honestly cannot wrap my head around what Lainey finds attractive about this narcissistic pissbaby. They have three children, not two: Troy, Cloey, and Greg.
No. 627838
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>>627492>>627717>>627836Olive branch confirmed. Another lazy Google image clip art search.
No. 627842
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>>627782Nah bro it’s the stupid outdated referane to the the “coexist” image from the early 2000s. Greg ripped off a design/moment that had already been circulating for almost 20 years. It’s the dumb ass outdated and already lame boring and dull coexist design that EVERY fast fashion clothing brand has and was using for 2 decades now. It was edgy 20 years ago, but is so outdated at this point. Yawn
No. 627847
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Billy is still defending a man who told his “best friend” to essentially get raped.
No. 627849
>>627848There is crediblity about Greg screaming at Lainey about not talking about her rape. He’s made videos about how rape victims who don’t speak out are going to be targets for more rapists.
Sorry, but I’m inclined to believe Madison about Greg telling her she deserves to get raped.
No. 627850
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>>627846If this is true (let’s be real, I wouldn’t put it past her to embellish if not outright lie) then holy shit he is a malignant cunt
No. 627852
>>627846I came in late and caught the ass end of her crying about her holding her child as Greg yelled at her.
Was there any thing more revealed?
Just the rape thing he yelled at Lainey and her about?
No. 627855
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>>627571OK I need to fucking know, what in the fuck is this appendage because it looks foul
(Nitpick) No. 627856
>>627852Not really. Shes just a perpetual victim. There was a guy there constantly calling her out and pointing out that she brought things on herself and no one was saying the things that she was crying about, and she just kept yelling and crying and making shit up on the spot. She's acted like she was so bothered to be there talking and was being forced to speak up, when everyone was kissing her ass and being supportive. She is such an insane drama queen.
She did say that Lainey is an amazing parent, and definitely LGBT.
No. 627858
>>627784If she was totally planning on exposing the oinkions behaviour and everything shitty they've done then anything she said in DM's would have been in the video wouldn't ti? So why the fuck would it matter if people got their '''tea''' via a video or her DMs? Unless ofc she had no intention of putting everything in her video (which she was obviosuly never going to do anyway).
Madi pls. You care more about yourself and trying to lick Taylors herpes lips than the girls they groom and take advantage of. You have a chance to expose them and turn peoples opinions around on you but you choose to attention whore and run away.
No doubt Greg contacted her and she go all gidddy thinking she has a chance now so found the first excuse to drop out.
No. 627860
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>>627859its the big toe and little toe next to it looks like a curved nail for some reason
(Nitpick) No. 627861
She just read this post verbatim.
>>627848Lurking or someones feeding her info?
No. 627862
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those indignant facial expressions shes making as shes reading the posts from here remind me SO MUCH of Onision when he does his Speak videos about the haterz
No. 627865
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>>627862she is still a fan of theirs and hopes to get back in, she was and always will be an enabler. Do not ever expect any milk from her.
No. 627896
>>627893Preach, anon! If you'll allow me to stroke your ego a bit, you have a penchant for writing. The farms never ceases to make me smile when I see talented people coming together creatively so that we may meme and roast Greg and Lainey not just viciously, but beautifully.
How on earth Madison ever thought it was a good idea to begin her musical career by riding on the coattails of predators is beyond me. Doesn't she have a patreon as well? For what exactly..? Ludes? She isn't pretty enough to be a model either, in my opinion. Her mouth is just too… strange. Like Napoleon Dynamite-esque, to put it kindly. Someone like Madison who claims her career is in modeling.. she clearly is extremely narcissistic and entitled. Madi must know her music will be a flop, but to try and bolster sales by forcing herself into a very tragic situation involving abuse.. I am befuddled by her complete lack of self awareness
No. 627900
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>>627810
>Madison somehow just slides into major drama wherever she goes. And she's the victim in every circumstance. That even calls into question whether that was a legit conversion or whether those texts were sent from one phone to another in the exact same house…
In the meantime Greg is having the "best time" of his life, creating the "best content" ever to be seen and bringing back "the best ideas" from his former "amazing" videos.
>>627484Dear video anon, will there be a reupload of his shittoo video or is it just not worth it?
I really don't want to give him views but if there's broad agreement that it's boring, I don't want you to go through the trouble.
No. 627905
>>627903Hmm, that's an interesting idea.
I remember Maddie wanting to be an actress, so it would be plausible. It would also fit to my assumption that her recent leaks were leaked by herself and the convo was fake - or even between Greg / Lainey and her.
On the other hand, Greg doesn't strike my as a person who's able to plan well ahead or carry out ideas which take a couple of weeks to prepare and set up a certain atmosphere and dynamic with people, etc. He's more of a "I have an idea and it'll be done within the next two hours" person, as we all witnessed with his Shane documentary, flying out girls on a very short notice and so on. Greg genuinely seemed pissed about the video in which Maddie was acting as him which I personally believe was her ticket out of the Swamp Trailer. Him making fun of her DDLG kink and her getting back at him, was just the cherry on top to finally kick her to the curb.
Even if it was a social experiment planned by him, I don't think that given his past, he'd make her say that he's a predator or having pedo tendencies, I mean that's quite simply a death warrant.
No. 627906
>>627903>>627905Interesting tinfoil but I agree that it’s unlikely. He doesn’t have any interest in her because she has a kid and that disqualifies her as trinity material. I could see him pulling a stunt like that with Sarah but there’s no end game with Maddie. Plus the way she’s acting out seems genuinely spurred and not handling it well.
Tbh she should just be patient and lie low. He tends to go through cycles with people where he paints them black but then down the road gets bored and takes them back (cyr, that red head girl tbat was with Richie, almost any ex he’s had)
No. 627912
>>627513Omfg this tattoo. Do Not Engage sounds like a warning you sleep on a mental case and then he's decorated it with a fucking olive branch, the yin and yang symbol and a peace symbol. What a massive faggot. Are we sure Onion isn't the tranny?
I hope to God Taylor put the idea in his head to have Do Not Engage branded on him. That's right girlies back off this freak!! DO NOT ENGAGE
No. 627915
>>627912Quite literally this tattoo is of a sign you might see in a hippy's yard when they have a rabid volatile dog.
So yes, the tattoo does suit Lainey's wife perfectly.
No. 627923
>>627919>>627921Truth.
>>627920Thank you as always, anon. You're awesome!
No. 627926
Holy fucking tinfoil. I'm the anon who dropped the twitter DMs; long story short, all I did was slide into her DMs with a wall of text about how Lainey led me to believe that she'd fly me out if I was single, so I broke up with my bf. I did this because I know of Madison's begforjay sob story and thought she'd relate to that detail. She immediately responded with
>>627805 and we didn't talk before or anything of the sort, I used a throwaway Twitter account and just started following her a minute earlier. She's trying to victimize herself by pretending I was a friend who betrayed her trust, but she was all too willing to spill right away to a faceless Twitter account. I did all of this because I'm sick of her milk-teasing for attention while she'll never spill publicly because of how much of a spineless attentionwhore she is, eager to get back with the Onions for clout and no doubt discouraged to leak by Billythefridge who is obviously Onion adjacent. She desperately wants to spill all her "tea" but she doesn't want any of the negative attention that comes with it. She just wants to use other people's abuse experiences to draw attention to herself, so I figured the only way to get her to stop teasing was to force it out into the open. My only regret is not going in for the long con. Now please, I'm sorry for leading so many to believe she'd pull this off as a way to covertly leak, but if you have to discuss her further, use the flakes thread
>>>/snow/691458 , lord knows she has a place there.
(cowtipping) No. 627929
>>627926Exactly! Thank you, I knew Madison was full of shit. She clearly used you as a scapegoat from making a video, and when she saw that LC wasn't sympathizing with her "outraged victim" tweets, she drunkenly goes on live stream and tries to come up with any sob story she can think of to gain back the support she lost from being a bitch on twitter. I do not believe for a second she waited until an unplanned live stream to drop the truth about something as serious as Greg yelling at Lainey and Madison to both get raped. No way in hell, she would have been screaming this from the rooftops the second they had their original falling out. She would have made that the entirety of her apology stream instead of apologizing. She didn't sit on this, she's just a pathetic liar who cannot let go of the attention she's had since Greg and Lainey dumped her ass.
Madison clearly knew what she was doing and thought we would all fall for her victim bullshit. Surprise, girl, we aren't all as dumb as you'd like to think.
Glad that's cleared up, thanks for the clarification anon
No. 627934
>>627920I ♥ you, anon! Thank you so much for taking the time!
It's actually worth watching because I like how he starts to ruin his new house and it reminds me of the McMansion all over again. lol
Never change, Greg!
No. 627935
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If it makes yall feel better these were the top comments on his "10 year challenge"
No. 627937
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If anyone needs more proof that he’s STILL not over it…..I’m not surprised he’s still emailing her.
No. 627971
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>>627968Found it, wonder how valuable is it to know Lainey's real private fb account lol
No. 627974
>>627971Taylor's personal fb is very easy to find if you search for Taylor Anderson and most regular non-newfag anons knew of it already.
Inb4 she deletes/hides her fb account.
No. 627976
>>627946If she's still keeping quiet on Laineys behalf then she's a damn fool. Lainey was a shit friend to her, like she is to pretty much everyone else. She said herself that Lainey didn't talk to her at all when Billie was in the picture and wouldn't defend her when her gross husband said she was inappropriate and wanted him. In that younow stream Lainey did she said that she would have a conversation with Madison but also that she didn't really want to talk.
If Madison actually ever comes out with something I might consider it. But this being vague routine and the hinting if you only knew what I knew with no follow up? I mentally have her on ignore.
No. 627985
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Credit to KF for proof that Onion is a fucking idiot and I hope his next claim to fame is winning a Darwin Award.
No. 627997
>>627996He wanted to put up the stupid pull-up bar that he usually sets up, but the top of the door frame was too tall on one side. So his idea was to take off that particular wood panel and trim it an inch and put it back on.
He failed in every way possible:
1) First took down the panel on the wrong side of the door
2) Measured out the line to cut with the side of a Harry Potter book and not one long measuring tape
3) Didn't think to secure the wood panel on a surface and instead used his legs!!!
5) The battery while using the electric hand saw died lol
6) The resulting line he cut wasn't straight
7) Hand-nailed it back in but kept hitting them in at bad angles and ruining them
8) He ran out of nails as a result!!
9) Realized his error with taking off the board on the wrong side and had to remove even more nails
Why did he not go to a Home Depot to prepare, I have no clue. The tattoo place was closed the first trip out, he might as well have stopped by and picked up hardware.
No. 627998
>>627996He was trying to hang his pull-up bar from his doorframe, but the top of the frame was too wide. So he ripped it off and sloppily cut it, then realized he tore the frame off the wrong side. So he ripped off the other one, sloppily nailed it to the first side that he pulled off, then nailed the piece of frame that he cut to the other side.
It looks like shit. If I were Taylor, I’d be fucking pissed.
No. 628003
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>>627997Gurg's impulsive and is too egocentric to actually research how to do anything properly for fear of feeling inferior. I mean, he couldn't even proofread his books, research how to do his taxes, or property regulations before his "yardwork". But ask him about the age of consent and he'll scribble you a map from Washington state to Washington DC. Maybe this should have been his tattoo?
No. 628007
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Can anyone with a twitter help suggest this video to Greg so he can have his “positive” spin on it?
I’d love to see him defend indigenous peoples.
No. 628031
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A great shot of his rash face with that weird fuckin hair, that looks like it's thinning rapidly
In the speaks truck video you can see Trots arm at around 6:22
No. 628032
>>628028Oh my God you've got to be fucking kidding me. That is a nice truck, too. Aren't they supposed to be paying back the government? I guess once an entitled spoiled piece of shit always an entitled spoiled piece of shit.
Why does any of this surprise me any more.
Way to think of your children instead of desperately buying big boy toys in hopes that you can somehow reclaim your masculinity.
No. 628033
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>>628032So. It's a Dodge Ram, used which is he thinks is so great and he can't believe his old truck cost over 40.000. He needs it for work stuff, to pick up people and move heavy stuff for his sets around and such. Lamey likes it and felt really manly sitting in it. He suggested a patreon photo shoot with her in it, so "his hubby" can show off her manlyness. He rants about his old, more expensive truck, with the "shitty window" that just broke after he threw a box on it
No. 628035
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And here is Lames bruise on her leg, which she got from opening (or closing I forgot) the car door. "But no Hubby Kai! That is wrong, tell the truth! Where did you REALLY get it from??" So she says he beat her and they have a good ol' time making up how exactly he did it. HE closed the car door on her! No, he bit her! Haha so funny uwu
No. 628037
>>628028lol so he says they had a 40,000$ truck that they had to sell. I bet he lost a ton of money on that one.
>>628033You KNOW Greg is going to attempt to write off that truck from the IRS. Why else would he be going on and on about it being a "work truck". When does he ever move around heavy items for sets/build sets..? I cannot remember Greg ever building anything, he just lazily films his skits in his house. We all saw how skilled Greg is at "building" when he tore apart his door in his last video because he was too retarded to put a simple bar above his door. Who does he think he's kidding with this work truck nonsense. Smh.
On top of that, his Onision channel is dead af (only channel he would need a "set" for). A video on that channel is a crazy success if it gets 10,000 views any more.
He just seems lately to be manically making life decisions without thinking any of it through.
Inb4 Onion and man-wife sell this truck because they couldn't afford/write this one off either.
No. 628042
>>628035kek, anon.
That bruise perfectly sums up Lainey. Just like all those blood cells underneath her skin, she is dead inside.
No. 628043
>>628028The only logical way he's "affording" these things is if he's leasing them, defaulting on the lease almost and then trading them off somehow before he gets caught.
Or he has committed tax fraud once again and has hidden income more than we thought from the IRS and he's paying for all this out of pocket without paying the taxes on these funds. He didn't make enough money from YT even before tractorgate to afford all this if he were paying taxes even somewhat legally and that's being gracious enough to set his already known fraud aside.
No. 628045
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as someone who has friends who regularly get botox between their eyebrows… this is what it looks like when you get too much filler. It can cause this strange looking, repulsive lumpiness. When was the last time any of you saw Greg actually have the capability of furrowing his eyebrows?
Dude needs to lay off the chemical peels and injections. His face is not adapting well.
No. 628051
>>628047So true. I'm done with Madison. She had her time in the limelight. After the shit show of lies and faggotry that comprised last night, I think it is in Ayalla and the rest of the girl's absolute best interest to completely separate themselves from that leech.
If she cares at all about stopping Greg and Lainey (which is doubtful), she will bow out now and focus on actually finding this fame she is so desperate for on her own merit, not from milking a horrible situation and these young women's pain.
Bye bitch.
No. 628067
>>628060Exactly anon. I hope Ayalla is able to see Madison for what she is now and separate herself. Unfortunately considering how attention hungry Madison always proves herself to be, I can't imagine she wont make another desperate grab at relevancy..
I'm sure we will get at least one more drunken tantrum stream about meanie Greg and claiming the haterz are forcing her to talk again before the 31st when her single drops.
>>628062I find it ridiculous that Greg and Lainey can justify in the slightest having more than one vehicle, considering neither of them will never have grown-up jobs outside of the house. The only time they ever leave is for their constant eating out at restaurants (so poor) and buying their weekly clothing hauls at Burlington.
Also hilarious how Greg added to his tweet about the truck video "I got a new truck, before this we only had one car which we lease". Because he knows how stupid and unnecessary this looks, especially to the IRS who they're still trying to convince "we're dirt poor honest humble hard working people with two whole kids to support uwu"
No. 628074
>>628068kek. Madi-leech IS a walking talking dumpster fire. I'm personally dying to hear this infamous single, you know it's going to be hilariously awful. She would happily crawl back to the swamp, it's Greg and Lainey who want nothing to do with Madison, not the other way around.
Honestly last night was hilarious though. Seeing her have a mental breakdown because LC saw through her twitter bitch-fit was comedy gold. Now neither side wants anything to do with her. The cow needs to finally go away.
No. 628080
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>>628011Apparently their other car is leased, I guess that's the car Complainey drives
No. 628082
>>627920With all the money he spends on shit like clothes for 'Kai' even though she has too many clothes already, he could get a gym membership.
He would never do that though because he's too insecure.
Imagine seeing his scrawny nelly neck down at the gym around actuallly fit and attractive men. Not to mention everyone would side eye and snigger at his terrible form. He likes to show off at home so he can film himself using big grownup tools and he can do it shirtless for all the little girls watching.
Haha what a fag.
No. 628084
>>628069Two cars is completely a waste of money. They never go anywhere by themselves, it's usually together and even then, they barely leave the house. Look how excited they get on a 'date' which consists of them eating and then going to a store to get clothes.
Greg is one of those typical tiny dick dudes that like to get everything big and flashy to show off, even if he can't afford or doesn't need it. Just like my sister's husband. Gets the biggest truck, the biggest dog, the most expensive powertools. Purely for boasting points.
I hate those types of dudes.
No. 628086
>>628084He grew up lower middle class. This is what a poor person thinks rich looks like.
Its the worst example of "nouveau riche"
No. 628087
>>628084It just goes to show how much they feel the need to overcompensate for the baby carrot sitting in their pants.
Greg never made a big scene over wanting a truck until Lainey decided she was a man. He's so desperate for some sense of masculinity.
No. 628090
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He said he has to transport "heavy heavy fat people" and laughed about, he was definitely talking about Billy the fridge lmao. Imagine being friends with a guy who makes fun of your weight
No. 628098
>>628080nice to see the avaroes being wise and saving money when they know they're about to go bankrupt, it's good to see them putting their two very young children first and not being reckless with their spending so they can always have backup money to cover their basic needs like food or diapers or warm clothes for the winter.
OH WAIT
No. 628101
>>628088lol I'm pretty sure his scuffed pull-up bars cannot reach the disturbing fat deposits under his breasts that look like giant tape worms.
Greg's body is so… ugly. He has completely lost that youthful healthy look and has reached full-blown dad bod. He has man teets, a lumpy stomach, and an extremely large pooch. I don't know how he has the confidence to show himself shirtless anymore - teen girls don't understand dad bod and the aging process, so he's just chasing away possible grooming victims.
That seems counter-productive, Greg.
Seriously, though. Greg without his shirt on really shows what sitting inside doing nothing but hunching over a computer does to your looks. He has aged horribly. It's too bad he gets so much botox and filler, I'm sure the amount of wrinkles naturally appearing on his face are amazingly bad. He's gotten so much filler, lumps are appearing at the injection sites on his face, especially between his eyebrows. His plastic surgeon clearly must be working over time.
It's always nice to see the outside physical appearance of someone as horrible as Greg catch up with their hideous insides. His looks and personality are actually in contest for which is uglier, and they both are outstanding in that category.
No. 628102
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He made a song about "Kai", how sweet
No. 628106
>>628105What makes it even stupider is Greg's arms aren't the problem - its his entire mid-section that is revolting. No amount of arm workouts are going to fix that.
I don't even know if the gym can fix what he has going on. Its like a bunch of loose skin.
No. 628107
>>628106It's his diet and like someone else said, all he does is hunch over at the computer for hours. Both he and Lainey claim to work out but both eat the worst shit and their skinny fat bodies are evident of this.
There are men way older than Greg with much better bodies and they don't even touch plastic surgery.
He thinks plastic surgery and a few pullups will help. Just like Lainey thinks starving and makeup will make her look good.
They both need some actual vegetables and iron and to go for a fucking run for once. Take your kids and dogs to the damn park instead of taking the quick fix.
No. 628108
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So I guess Keemstar either doesn't care or doesn't believe that Onion Boy is a predator. Looks like we won't be getting any exposure on it from Keem. Really unfortunate.
No. 628122
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>>628117>They should be going to farmers markets and on hikes and letting the brats be brats, climbing trees and rolling around in the dirt and whatnotIt bugs me so goddamn much. They live a ~2 hour drive from the only Rainforest in the US, but I guess that would require sitting next to his husband for a two hour drive and being a responsible parent who tells their children to be careful.
No. 628125
>>628031Man just look at that thriving backyard.
>>628037He absolutely will try to write off that truck. That trick has failed so many times but he still thinks he can outsmart the IRS.
No. 628132
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This is so pathetic, he supposedly has 300K followers yet this tweet only has 9 replies, and 7 are from haturz he hasn’t yet blocked/deleted. How the fuck does he have 500 patrons?
No. 628134
>>628044Anemia can cause people to bruise easier and Lainey is too much of a snowflake to just take the supplements. You'd think she could research which veggies are high in iron but that would require effort and eating real foods.
>>6281222 hour drive? B-but anon that would mean Onion might not be able to grace the internet with his presence for one entire day! He might get a bug bite being all out in nature like that. He destroyed his back yard over blackberry thorns and stinging nettles there's no way he could handle a hike.
No. 628138
>>628106OMG I beg to differ anon…His arms are absolutely repulsive. Beginning from his neck, his shoulders are literally nonexistent sloped effeminate garbage. It's actually what makes him look so stupid in the selfies - he literally has the shoulders of a 2 year old boy. His arms slope from his neck, and then they're like 2 gangley pale pool noodles.
The fact the tattoo artist's hand was the entire width of his bicep…my lord. Maybe I'm too picky because men with beefy neck/arms is what I find attractive, but every picture, the way I know he's in a delusional narc bubble, is that he seems to be absolutely fine with showing his little girl arms off.
You could break them like a toothpick. It's hilarious
No. 628144
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More moronic ~inspirational~ quotes he has pillaged from a basic bitch Instagram account
No. 628145
>>628108Oh wow. I'm seriously disappointed in Keemstar despite him being a massive douche he always seemed well aware of how awful Greg was…
keem has a penchant for making really dark jokes, just recently he called a girl who's been looking more thin than usual Eugenia Cooney so this isn't out of character for him. Honestly he might fully believe the allegations against Greg, in fact he probably does, but just like he makes fun of a young girl's obvious weight loss by calling her Eugenia, he says things that are just fucked a lot of the time.
Also, honestly I don't know if I would want Keemstar covering Onision… I think the reason he hasn't is because of the fact that he sees Greg's channels are absolutely dead and he knows bringing any attention to Onision, even if it is negative, will still result in more traction for his channels and more income. I know Keemstar fully believes "all publicity is good publicity" mantra.
Either way, still agreed that it is disappointing
No. 628171
>>627920his house is so filthy lol.
watching him cut that board had me squirming. Good thing the fucking battery died you almost cut your god damn leg you retard. In what fucking world is holding a board between your legs and cutting it with an electric saw sound even remotely safe? 10000 IQ.
No. 628178
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He's calling himself boi lol. He's gotta keep trying out new profile pics that make him look youthful but not as eerie as
>>623617 No. 628192
>>628134>>628187That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. The anemia can be the cause for all the hair loss and frankly I can't imagine living with such a dumb choice. When I was anemic I could only think of driking tomato sauce, it makes people tired and dull
"I'm so Mexican I can't even eat BEANS'.
No. 628219
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>>627652>>627920TOP
FUCKING KEK
So I watched the video and noticed that he totally fucked up the Yin-yang. It’s not symmetrical, you know, the whole point of the symbol.
I think we’ve reached the pinnacle of lazy clip art googling. Enjoy that tattoo regret Greggyboi, maybe when your biceps grow it will fix itself!
No. 628239
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>>628114>It's pretty hard to go to the gym wearing a bullet proof vest thoanon please, Greg works out in jeans like a real man
No. 628248
>>628178I know if I was a 33yo man facing allegations of grooming young women and minors, my first thought would be to take a picture of myself trying to look as young as I possibly can and call myself boi.
I certainly would not try to look like a grown man with a wife and two children.
Appealing to teens and young women would be my first priority. Most importantly I would do this all without wearing a shirt. That would help my case. Sure am glad I have that genius IQ.
No. 628261
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>>627920Strange plastic bag with what looks like 2 disposable cameras and a digital camera on the wall? Why? It's at like 7:33 mark. The onions just make no sense.
Also this video shows Greg's way of living, absolutely zero planning or thought.
No. 628270
>>628239Is this old?
Oh my god, I've never seen anyone wear jeans to the gym in my life and I go pretty often.
I don't understand why??
No. 628280
>>627935The main difference is that he now thinks he needs to raise his eyebrows to Jesus to look "nice."
If anything he's so much less truthful than 2011. Also raising his brows creates a vanity paradox, it'll create forehead wrinkles… And yet, he can't afford Botox so he's lifting them in the first place…
No. 628282
>>628187She does realise that iron tablets don't tan you, right? She'll still be pale, but it'll be healthy pale rather than grey and dull.
>>627985Why even buy power tools without purchasing things to stabilise the things you're cutting/safety gear? Everything he does is half assed.
No. 628309
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He's so cringy. It fucking hurts. And he obviously gets botox. Why does he do the creepy wide eye look?
No. 628325
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>>628240Lol anyone remember this? He legitimately looks like a midget here
No. 628332
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>>628325He thinks he looks like ian whatshisname and other hot actors when in reality…
No. 628338
>>628106I mean this kind of midsection is normal when you get into your 30's and kind of let yourself go without having a very physically active lifestyle. He could tone/tighten up that area with a good diet, some cardio, and then have days where he works out different parts of his body with a weight workout.
But we all know Greg thinks he has a super body that will tone up in a month with just pull-ups. Not even the hard pull-ups.
No. 628368
>>628109Yh also thought of this most men that I know of that work out and get in good shape usually aim for actually gaining weight. I have never met a man that claims to be so fucking fit and “strong” but is so obsessed with losing weight. Like gregma isn’t going for being fit and strong he’s just going for being … skinny.
But at the same time why be surprised in his tattoo video when he showed his technique on the bar … yikes ma dude. When you do those pull ups you’re supposed to have your legs straight, arms firmly apart and let your back work out. When he started with swinging his legs like a fucking child I thought I was gonna piss myself he actually looks like a moron. I don’t know if he was trying kipping (a cross fit way of pull ups) where you also use your abdomen in the pull up ((super hard to do and get it right)) but it was a mess. He didn’t do anything for his body in that moment, he just put strain on his arms, fucking idiot didn’t even work them out. And then the audacity to humble brag and show off and say he did good for someone who hasn’t done it in a while??
I don’t mean to shit on people that are going back to working out and so on but like he really thinks he’s some fitness strength god. At least he could have said that his technique was off and that he needed to practice and get back into it but noo lets just give them a coy smile and say it was good for the little break I took. That this man has the audacity to judge other peoples bodies, their ways of eating etc is so fucking funny when u can see how fucking shit he is at EVERYTHING
(nitpick) No. 628387
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>>628368Oh yeah his work on “pull ups” were horrid. He swung his body, letting the momentum of his legs pull his weight up rather than actually using his muscle. It resembled what children do on monkey bars to swing themselves up to climb onto the top.
Look how fucking high his legs are on that one without even attempting to pull himself yet.
No. 628388
>>628387kek he looks like a toddler playing on a jungle gym (which isn’t far from the truth)
He hasn’t tweeted in 15 hours, that has to be a record for him, I wonder what’s going down in the swamp (besides his career and follower count, obviously)
No. 628398
>>628324I don't think they're blackmailing the kids anon.
>>628325The doctor tried to warn his mother about his oversized head but she wouldn't listen.
No. 628400
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>7year old
Wew, his demographic is getting younger
No. 628404
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>>627920Shreg does pull ups like a pussy. If he wants to impress (and do it the correct way) he needs to rotate his hands 180 degrees. Also gotta hand it to Greg for using
No. 628405
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>eat more bananas
Is this code for “suck on my comically tiny wang”?
And we all know that no berries are consumed in the trailer, seeing as both Grot and Thot spit out all fresh produce and perennially look like they have scurvy
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No. 628408
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>>628406Verifying that the argument with Madison did happen
No. 628426
>>628408I don't personally think any of us doubted that SOMETHING like what Madison spoke about happened… just that she was embellishing how bad it was/changing how exactly it went down to garner sympathy and play victim.. because that is what Madison does. She's a professional victim.
I'm sure Greg got into an argument with Lainey regarding her being wrong over not reporting the man who sexually assaulted her. And that is not cool. I'm sure they got into an yelling match over it. But was Madison holding her child crying with Lainey in a corner as Gregory held a butcher knife and screamed at them to go get raped?
No. lol no. If something that bad had happened she would have been spouting that story months ago.
No. 628432
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Still getting savaged by the haturz who make up 99% of people who respond to his inane tweets in spite of his vows to block them all
No. 628434
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He says in this video similar things to what Madison alleged they argued about. She seems truthful about that incident at least
No. 628435
>>628432This is coming from the man who was calling someone a faggot on his stream, and justifying that there’s a “good” type of faggot and a “bad” type of faggot.
Remember guys, if he told Lainey she was a faggot she’d probably say “thanks” according to him. Though last we heard he calls her a faggot in bed so hm.
Gay isn’t a “compliment” you fucking moron. It’s a sexuality. Saying it’s a compliment does the exact same thing as when it’s used as an insult, people will start saying “omg that’s so gay lol!!”
Fuck off. Stop trying to be everything you aren’t, you’re 33 years old. You can support LGBT without being a cringey moron.
No. 628437
>>628436>she has no milk so stop bringing her upShe just came forward and told us Greg essentially told Lainey (and herself) were responsible for other girls getting raped because they didn’t report. It’s not much but it’s still milk.
Thread policing isn’t cute, salt-chan.
No. 628439
>>628438His existence is a psychotic break. He's unhinged, illogical, redundant and comically over emotional.
>>628437The milk is up for fair use in my opinion. People are sometimes desperate not to give attention whores attention, but I feel like this site was designed to give unimportant attention whores attention…save for the Queen. Bless her.
I suppose the most annoying thing is that Madison makes up reasons for not coming out as if it's some privilege, while the other girls are only sharing their experience in an effort to help others that may potentially be vulnerable to the Onions. If anything, she gets special mention exploiting the actions of much more virtuous concerns.
No. 628440
>>628439There is a separate thread dedicated for Onion's related attention whores. Right now Madison isn't particularly relevant, nothing that has come from her is new info or adds much to the discussion.
Is Sarah still at the house?
No. 628444
>>628440>>628442No, Sarah is back in Michigan. This was mentioned in the DMs with Sarah’s cousin a few threads ago.
To be fair people are only discussing Madison because of the most recent claims she made about Greg. Telling someone they deserve to get raped because they didn’t report their rapists is pretty fucked, even if they have a history of being a flip-flopping attentionwhore.
No. 628445
>>628440I digress, anon, but she's boring enough I don't care much about what she has to say.
>>628368What man can't do a few inappropriately performed pull ups. I don't even understand what this man child is trying to prove. So devoid of content he posts such inane garbage.
Greg also mentioned that he would eat a half a pizza but lately 3 slices have been enough. What a fucking fatass. I think Greg wants to be a small boi like his husband. His weight isn't horrible for a 33 year old man (his muscle mass and fitness are separate disgusting issues), but certainly not the body of an early 20 something young man with low body fat percentage. His little boy phase or whatever the hell myspace angles he's pulling off is a pretty creepy early mid-life crisis. Too bad he'll never get a young body with his diet.
(nitpick) No. 628447
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It would have been great if his UhOhBro channel had been permanently terminated. But I think the final outcome is better. That channel is now a testament to his downfall. When you look at the videos page there are just 4 lonely thumbnails, a noticeable difference from the hundreds and hundreds he had weeks earlier.
I love that Greg is trying so hard to make the restored UhOhbro seem like a WIN.
Onision analogy incoming - Its like having your newly bought Ford F-150 pickup impounded for speeding and reckless driving, and when you go to pick up your truck from the tow yard all you're given back is the steering wheel and pine tree air freshener.
No. 628448
>>628445Well if you do his BMI with the weight he showed in his video (77.9kgs) and with his height being 5’11 (doubt it but fine) it’s 24. That’s going very close to “overweight” territory and he doesn’t appear to have any real “muscle” that would cause him to weigh heavier.
Vegetarian body isn’t doing so hot Greg, lay off the burgers.
(nitpick) No. 628453
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>you, Daddy
Yep, definitely what you should be posting on Twitter when facing allegations of pedophilia and grooming
No. 628471
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Oh how the mighty have fallen
No. 628472
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No new followers but losing an average of over 100 a day. What a time to be alive.
No. 628474
I kept wondering how Greg affords things like the new truck with his dwindling fame and hemorrhaging finances. So I started digging around curious if he actually did the unthinkable and got a real job.
Eventually, this came up and apparently it was briefly discussed before but it may be worth bringing to light again now that we've seen the full scope of his IRS rape and tag-teaming from the county because of the wetlands disaster, coupled with his odd new claims of being an "investor":
https://www.washingtoncompanysearch.com/companies/nesiamotu-inc/https://www.washingtoncompany.net/companies/604226432/https://www.bizapedia.com/wa/nesiamotu-inc.htmlNesiamotu (can he ever pick normal names for anything?) is a nebulous, nondescript, and apparently for-profit business entity he's been running with the assistance of one Alexandre Vace for almost one year now. No services provided are listed, what this incorporation is even for is listed. Yet it's listed as currently active and for-profit so that implies money is being made and intaken…so where is that money coming from?
Alexandre Vace is a California based CPA specializing in social media and phone app-based businesses. Greg came out with this "company" almost immediately after the IRS audited him and at the time it would've been easy to speculate this was some odd effort to try and mitigate the damage to his finances his ignorance of the law caused with the help of a professional CPA. I'm not so sure anymore.
This stinks of some kind of legitimate fraud because it is by the numbers appearing to do what most fake fraudulent businesses do. It's safe to say we know Greg's nature pretty well by this point. He's willing to scrape by with laws as best as he can because he feels the rules need not apply to him, so the idea he'd start up a shell company to run some kind of financial scam he's keeping under the radar isn't outside the realm of possibility. Thankfully for the rest of the world, he's far too big of an idiot to ever keep his dealings a secret as evidenced by this being publically listed for everyone to see. Much like the damage he caused by his diligent "yard work".
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This was Kailor’s last tweet (on her public account) almost a month ago, the ~muh anxiety~ must be at critical mass, especially if the Triceratissue is back in Michigan and she’s on her own
No. 628497
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>>628496I like that when you go to her page the last tweet on there is her promoting her trainwreck attempt to sweep the grooming allegations under the rug and she only made it worse.
She hasnt even tweeted about her most recent YouTube videos to boost them. I hope she keeps it this way.
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I don’t know what’s worse, his desperation in attempting to look like an eMo Boi or the imbeciles enabling his creepy narc validation strategy in the comments
No. 628511
>>628480So I understand.
>>628489>>628492That's honestly what I'm thinking. And there is no way his CPA would've been aware of what sort of a client he obviously is to deal with.
No. 628513
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Tinfoil: this creepy old autist and self-proclaimed “renowned artist and writer” with the language grasp of a preschooler who is always the first to comment on Gronk’s tweets is also a kiddy fiddler
No. 628515
>>628489Holy shit you were right. That is exactly what he is trying to do. I missed this initially but looking again you can see that he filed it as a class-c corporation. Here's why:
"A C corporation is a business term that is used to distinguish this type of entity from others, as its profits are taxed separately from its owners under subchapter C of the Internal Revenue Code. In an S corporation, the profits are passed on to the shareholders, and are taxed based on personal returns. This is done under subchapter S of the Internal Revenue Code.
A C corporation is owned by shareholders, who must elect a board of directors that make business decisions and oversee policies. In most cases, a C corporation is required to report its financial operations to the state attorney general. Because a corporation is treated as an independent entity, a C corporation does not cease to exist when its owners or shareholders change or die.
Another major advantage of a C corporation is that its owners have limited liability. Thus, they do not stand personally liable for debts incurred by the corporation. They cannot be sued individually for corporate wrongdoings."
Source:
http://www.businessdictionary.com/article/37/what-is-a-c-corporation/
>its profits are taxed separately from its owners under subchapter C of the Internal Revenue Code"STOOPID IRS THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING MY TESLAS AND MY HOUSES" Yeah sorry it doesn't work that way Greg.
>A C corporation is owned by shareholders, who must elect a board of directors that make business decisions and oversee policies.Yet it obviously has no investors. You have to a service or product to sell for them to want to invest in. Unless he's doing his best Mitt Romney impression.
>In most cases, a C corporation is required to report its financial operations to the state attorney general. There is no doubt in my mind he has never done this. Colonies on other planets would have heard his spergouts about it they'd have been so loud on social media.
And here's the big one:
>Another major advantage of a C corporation is that its owners have limited liability. Thus, they do not stand personally liable for debts incurred by the corporation. They cannot be sued individually for corporate wrongdoings.
>they do not stand personally liable for debts incurred by the corporation.
>They cannot be sued individually for corporate wrongdoings.He purposefully filed this thing in such a manner to be intentionally extremely fraudulent thinking these minor loopholes got him out of legal accountability. He's possibly funneling his remaining incomes from Patreon and wherever else people donate to him through this to avoid incurring taxes on them so he can "recuperate" what the IRS and county took from him in fines and audits. Explains this "act" he puts on when trying to convince people he's so down on his luck with money when we see him doing just fine. What a wonderful little con artist.
No. 628536
>>628534If that rapist POS is here he should be outed by admin, he has an entire fucking YT channel that is shitposting in video form he should gtfo of our board
That aside, it appears things are quietening down with regards to pedo allegations, if no one else comes forward with evidence the next big milk spillage could potentially be Greg’s tax scam. I hope there’s more light to be shed there.
No. 628543
>>628315>>628515It would be amazing if the self proclaimed Most Honest Youtuber turned out to be a massive FRAUDSTER.
I don't know how this narc is going to handle his 30s his crashing pretty hard these days. What self respecting man would have such a preschool looking ass twitter theme along with the cringe emoticons and freak profile pictures updated daily with some psychotic expression.
No. 628544
>>628309Really weird that this chucky looking troll gets botox, sees an eyebrow person and wears heavy makeup and filters (there's also speculation he's had a nose job)
yet he would sperg over his partners and women in general getting plastic surgery or wearing makeup. I think he just THINKS he prefers natural beauty when in reality he just likes girls with less makeup because they look younger. Bilbo looked like 5 without all the makeup. Lainey used to look the same until he sucked the life out of her.
Also weird how he hates on makeup and tit implants but he'll praise sceney boppers and tell them their hair is 'awesome'
No. 628550
>>628515Holy shit this sounds serious. You are clearly extremely educated regarding businesses, thank you so much for all of this information.
Do you think he will be found out by the government? Can people contact the IRS about this?? It sounds really illegal and really fraudulent… I honestly didn't think he would continue trying to con the government but here it is.
WOW(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 628554
>>628544Yeah seeing the close up photos between his eyebrows, and as someone who has multiple friends who get botox and filler, I asked a girl who works as a technician at a plastic surgeons office. She said there is no doubt in her mind that Greg has not only gotten botox between his eyebrows but also filler, which is why there is an unevenness to the skin in both it's color and texture. You can also watch every video Greg has uploaded in the past year and never once does he show he has the ability to furrow his brow.
So Greg 100% gets plastic surgery. My bets are on him shrugging this off as not "real" plastic surgery because it isn't necessarily permanent, but rather semi-permanent in that these injections each last around 6 to 10 months on average.
The uneven appearance though shows that he has been doing this for a while and doing too much of it, especially regarding filler (this is what for instance Kylie Jenner puts into her lips - it is used to plump skin and often used in combination with botox, which paralyzes the muscles of the site of injection).
Greg is quite honestly the hugest hypocrite in the world. As long as plastic surgery makes you appear younger, it is apparently fine with him. But if you happen to get plastic surgeries (like a breast augmentation) and your goal is to look older, NOT COOL!
In a million billion years though, we all know Greg would die before admitting it. These injections also cost about 800$ per, and botox only lasts for 2 months. So if he is getting botox injections every 2 months, that is 250 a shot, plus every time he gets filler another 600$ per area administered.
This combined with his obvious and frequent chemical peels = a shit load of money.
No. 628557
>>628551This is an odd response because I never accused his CPA of being corrupt, just inept at understanding what sort of a client he's working with.
People like that get taken for rides all of the time by people with nefarious intent. It doesn't mean they are the bad people. It just means they were taken advantage of. I also never asked anyone to, nor implied anyone should report Greg to the IRS for this. This was simply something that occurred to me when looking again at these fillings and seeing how he'd chosen to classify this.
The reason I copied over these definitions is that they directly point out the type of loopholes he would be willing to exploit thinking in his childlike mind that he's getting away with something. It's bizarre to me that this actually needed to be explained.
No. 628562
>>628557…it didn't need to be explained. On occasion there always seems to be the rare anon who is perpetually and unnecessarily passive aggressive/
problematic. I would just ignore those few individuals who act in this way. Thank you for the info.
No. 628574
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>>627573imagine typing this up, completely seriously, thinking it's a good comment to make, then pressing new reply.
No. 628586
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What have you been deleting today, Greg?
No. 628596
>>628591depending on how exactly things are set up and operated, it could still be at least investigated as money-laundering/fraud. correct me if i'm wrong, but the IRS investigation on his previous years taxes' is still ongoing, isn't it? the IRS could use slight improper operation (like not reporting actions) as an excuse to pry the whole thing open and seize those funds.
>>628557 is likely more correct. shreg probably gave the cpa an extremely inaccurate idea to build this protective shell around, and if the cpa doesn't/can't/is too greedy enough to question orders, he could have still fucked himself even if using it proactively.
No. 628603
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“hmm now when they google my name and predator, my skits will come up instead of the actual allegations!”
That tactic might’ve worked Greg, like a year ago when anyone still watched you. All your haters are bigger than you now, your little skit will be buried just like everything else you do. How pathetic must it feel to watch the one thing you could ever say you were “good” at fail so drastically.
No. 628606
>>628603why the fuck is he wearing Edward Cullen makeup in this video?
also I cant believe multiple people were willing to make this with him.
No. 628616
>>628615He might be feeling his age so he's taking pictures like that to feel better.
Or, tinfoil, he might be trying to appear younger and less threatening in light of the allegations.
Either way he looks creepy as fuck and his fake smile and wide-eyed stare is something I could have lived without seeing.
No. 628618
>>628616>>628615The thing that’s weirds me out is that he knows people find him actually attractive with facial hair, he acknowledged is when he did that “I’m NOT trying to look young” phase; but he seems to try looking like a weird ventriloquist dummy instead.
I know Lainey said she didn’t like the beard but that wouldn’t stop him normally.
No. 628621
>>628620I disagree. Every comment was “omg daddy” shit, and it covered up half his face and made him at least look his age.
Maybe he avoids it because then he can’t look like Shane.
No. 628625
>>628621>Every comment was “omg daddy” shitHis retarded fans comment that regardless of the beard, they just like to kiss his ass 24/7.
His beard was ugly as shit, it was all sparse and weird looking and made him look even more like a creepy predator
No. 628626
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Well they probably mean at 2am you idiot. And we saw from Laineys blackout video (which you stupidly left the lights switched on so when you came home the fucking house was lit up) that you don’t use your curtains.
No. 628627
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>>628626Shit picture but you can see when they were coming home, look how fucking lit up their house is with NO CURTAINS CLOSED and this was when they weren’t even fucking home.
No. 628628
>>628626its also likely they're talking about his bright video lights, not just regular house lights.
I know when I use video lights you can see that shit from all the way across the street if I don't use curtains.
No. 628637
>>628627Dunno the layout of the street but they also could be complaining because that bright af porch light. (Or if they have lights out back, same thing.) It could be shining/ illuminating into a bedroom. And onion translates that into "I can't have lights on at night!!"
Sounds like some indecent shit he'd do as a neighbor.
No. 628638
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>>628627You can see it the truck video too how fucking bright the lights in his house are, no wonder the neighbours are pissed
No. 628644
>>628626Wtf? Why don't you ask your neighbor instead of twitter.
>>628638They really do put their entire life out there for anyone to see.
I wonder if the neighbor can hear them arguing too.
No. 628658
>>628626"what should i do?"
i hope to god in heaven when i hit 32 that i'm not this fucking useless. BUY CURTAINS WITH YOUR BIG YOOTOOBE BUX, it's not fucking astrophysics
No. 628677
>>628591thank you sane anon
>>628596setting up a company is not in itself fraud. the irs is still getting their 600K from him, he can't escape it.
>>628626my neighbours leave their lights on 24/7. some people find it too hard to switch lights on and off I guess. the onions seem very much those kind of people. it must really stand out in that quiet community.
No. 628678
>>628638That looks like a porch light that's turned off in the screenshot. My neighbours use to have a light on the back of their house orientated that it shone into the bedrooms upstairs. Every time the dog ran for a piss the sensors would blast them on.
That light looks like it just beams directly across to the neighbours probably keeps it on all night so all his spyware cameras can have a clear picture.
No. 628691
>>628663Kek, by transforming his house into a giant showroom he's attracting burglars if anything. They can just look inside and choose what to steal.
Kevin McCallister did better
No. 628697
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>>628625Wow I guess it was just my bad memory and the fact that I have even shittier beard genetics.
It looks like dirty rat hair
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 628723
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>>628638>>628627Its not like he lives in a suburban tract home subdivision where your neighbors house is 10 feet away. He lives at the end of a dead end road and if you look at the sat photo his nearest neighbors are not that close and the trees on his property should block out most light.
I know most anons are thinking its his indoor lights that are shining out through open windows, but do you think he may have installed outside flood lights. And we all know how Gronk is, he would install those industrial bright as the sun type of flood lights because Alpha Males have 22000 Lumen floodlights.
No. 628776
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>>628723Close enough.
He realises outdoor lights are to see… when you’re outside? Why have it on all night? Cause I’d have to assume he has it on often/late enough for someone to actually say something.
No. 628779
>>628776Well some people leave their front porch lights on if a member of the house is coming home late, but no one in that house has night shift or a social life, and outdoor lights seen across the lake would be on at the back, so what the fuck?
Onion is confused because he has to think about other people.
No. 628781
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>>628779>>628776I assumed it was the house to the west of him since its the closest, or maybe even the one to the east. But look how far the houses that are across the "lake" from him are.
He definitely has super bright floodlights on the back of his house and he probably has them pointing straight out towards the swamp because hes a shitty neighbor with no consideration for other people.
No. 628782
>>628778Oh yeah. His neighbors were use to there nice slightly reserved housing, probably the reason why a lot of them bought houses there and he went and fucked it all up, bought his team of social rejects with him and lit up the place to showcase his freakshow. No wonder they aren’t happy.
Would love for him to do that creepy fucking diaper video in his backyard now. He’d have his neighbors calling the police within 5 minutes guaranteed.
No. 628783
>>62877610 to 1 he uses the "I have the lights for the security of my family/children" same as he did for tearing up the wetlands because thorny bushes were going to harm his kids.
Not to shit on all parents but I know many who use kids to get what the want or stop things they dont like.
No. 628798
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>>628630They already complained about his dogs barking, a couple weeks ago. It was a complaint just like his for the lights.
No. 628799
>>628798Why does he keep tweeting about his neighbours complaining?
Maybe to his brainwashed fans it makes his neighbours seem some sort of way but to any sane rational adult it really shows how inconsiderate he is. Also what 33 year old man need to ask twitter “wash wat does i do ppl r mean 2 me”
Have a fucking conversation with them then.
No. 628801
>>628798omg greg.
get some curtains and teach your dogs not to bark like a decent fucking human. it's not that hard.
no one wants to look out their window to see wtf your dogs have been barking at for the last hour and be accosted by the sight of you doing shirtless pull-ups in your rancid home.
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>>628799Imagine having this kind of thought process, asking kids what you should do when neighbors ask you to turn down the lights at night. They answer with "make them brighter" and "ignore them". He cannot be this stupid can he?
No. 628819
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Imagine being a 30something father and husband and posting shite like this
>VALIDATE MEEEEE
No. 628820
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Still keeping up the bullshit fake positivity, kinda impresses it has lasted this long. Motherfucker has obviously been on a block/delete rampage because both these tweets had a bunch of hate that has mostly disappeared with only the asslicking autistic cringe remaining
No. 628821
>>628820One of the girls who follows him is a 17 year old teen mother who named her daughter Lainey. She sits there and defends him online and when people called her out about Sarah, asking if she’d be okay with her daughter doing that ect ect her response was along the lines of “well i’m not an irresponsible mother, clearly their parents knew his intent for when she was of age and we’re okay with it”
This. This is the type of brainwashing he’s doing to his fans. It’s sickening.
No. 628823
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>>628821Sorry i’m just at a loss for words. What does he say to these people to make them think like this.
No. 628824
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>>628823Even his fans apparently think he was into Sarah and was just waiting. And this is coming from a hardcore stan who would hand over her own daughter at 18
No. 628826
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Still bleeding followers, I wonder what the 99 deleted tweets were… more shit pointing to him being a pedo perhaps?
No. 628834
>>628638Who the fuck doesn't have curtains?! And fakeboi prances around naked all the time?! Muh dysphoria tho!
>>628665 my sides Anon! So true!
>>628723 Yes anon but you're forgetting, those trees and bushes in front of the lake no longer exist. The light will go straight across the water and into neighbour narks house.
No. 628837
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No. 628844
>>628697This reminds me of when Michael Jackson would grow his beard out. I can't believe how similar it looks.
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No. 628866
>>628865This is why he's probably tweeting about his neighbours vaguely. For the self proclaimed truth teller and fact machine he really doesn't ever want to be direct with anything he talks about.
He's just a poor victim and all his neighbours try to have rationale conversations with him but it's too much!! He can't converse with adults without asking if their humans and screaming about gas lighting
No. 628868
>>628865you linked to a three year old post
I don't know how you did it but I'm proud of you anon
No. 628882
>>628798>>628626Oh ffs he's so uncivilized. What should he do?
He should go live in a cave, he's clearly unfit for life in society, plus he looks like a caveman too.
No. 628898
>>628723"the trees on his property should block out most light."
how many of these trees are remaining?
No. 628912
>>628657>>628699>he gives zero fucks about the environment and is a wasteful cunt. Imagine what the trailer’s electricity bills are like.>Uh anon he installed solar panels on his house (cough in Washington cough), he’s done more for benefiting the Earth than all of us combined.The McMansion had solar panels, his new home doesn't. I wonder whether hes smart enough to know that he actually has to pay for electricity now. I don't know how that works in the US, but here you usually pay a fixed amount per month and by the end of the year you'll either be billed the rest or get the surplus you spent refunded.
>>628653>I don’t want the grooming and pedo allegations to be sidelined again, he has gotten away with this creeper predatory shit way too many times now.Even if nothing comes from all of the proof about him being abusive and taking advantage of teens/tweens, he won't change and therefore will continue to draw in weak and easy to manipulate women. One day he's either gonna get to "the right one" who'll finally expose him completely or he'll screw up and expose himself even more than he already does by putting his whole life on the internet.
Given that his neighbors seem to value their previously calm and quiet neighborhood, they might also keep an eye on him and report him if they witness him flying in underage girls.
Tinfoil: But I wonder what role the neighbors' daughter who wanted to become a Youtuber as well played in revealing his dirty laundry to the residents of GH. I'm inclined to believe he perhaps tried to impress her, saying she's living next to a famous Youtuber.
No. 628916
>>628776He is so bad with money it's amazing, if he leaves outdoor lights on for every night his electricity bill must be huge.
>buys new phones and computers yearly>has super expensive cameras and setpieces, which he doesn't know how to use>keeps on changing his car without having paid the last one off>buys a gas guzzling truck for some reason>donates to his own patreon>keeps lights on all night just for the sake of itNo wonder he is broke, he doesn't even realize that electricity costs money.
No. 628919
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This idiot acting like he actually read the Bible, he's too lazy to read regular sized books, imagine one with over one thousand pages
No. 628929
>>628924The other video on Onision called something akin to "Staying in a Cold Pool for $$" Shows him at that same house hanging out with Billy and some other characters, most noticeably some questionable girls.
I don't know how Lainey deals, I really don't.
No. 628931
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is he fucking serious?
No. 628938
>>628931>is he fucking serious?Is he ever?
ummm NO!
That's greg for ya!
He's full of shit, manipulative and a compulsive liar.
No. 628947
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>>628937for real tho. he just keeps trying to be seen as this forgiving and compassionate person when he's anything but.
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>I’ve finally found a handicapped teenager to fly out and suk mi while my husband is looking after the kids I give zero fucks about!
No. 628968
>>628957She's always been a spoiled bitch, but gerg broke her down and rebuilt her into the same abusive, lying, predatory waste of a human he is.
She deserves everything she gets out of being with him, because she actively participated in his behavior for years now.
No. 628982
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For fuck’s sake you creep, keep that poor girl’s name out of your mouth. I hope she serves you for all the harassment, stop pretending you care you piece of shit
No. 628984
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No one loves you “darling”, we just want you to get your just desserts for being a racist, misogynist, homophobic, abusive, predatory cunt
No. 628985
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In case anyone wants to watch, no guarantee it's onion related
No. 628994
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kek, almost as many dislikes as likes. how’s that deflection working out for y’all, ya pedos?
No. 628997
>>628982Ew that tweet is so creepy and gross I had to take a shower after reading that.
He's such an obsessive weirdo, why did he think it was a good idea to type that shit? But then again it's onision, the guy with zero self awareness
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>>628994This guy is falling apart, that skin is absolutely repulsive, plus using a Sh song he made with her in a video about him and his wife spending time together? What an embarrassment..
No. 629016
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Fucking kek, on so many levels.
No. 629019
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>>629012Looks like it. There’s still this though
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She’s live, fam.
No. 629048
>>628962Does anyone know what college Lainey attended? I genuinely am surprised that she graduated, she has never in all my time of watching her and knowing about her come off as someone who is college educated.
Greg loves to mention that she "majored in psychology". What exactly does that even mean? Did she get her bachelors or associates? I don't think she acquired her bachelors either way, as always stating someone "majored in psychology" is generally not something you say about someone who graduated with a bachelors in social sciences.
An associates takes two years if you take a full class load every semester and are extremely diligent with your time, as well as put in a good amount of effort. A bachelors takes 4 years and considering how Lainey claims to have only taken classes online and seemed to finish college somewhat quickly, I am pretty certain she only ever acquired an associates degree. Which isn't really anything exceptional.
She is living proof that a college degree does not equate to actual intelligence.
No. 629052
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Shut the fuck up you useless cunt, you are not part of the LGBT community and that community does not want you as an ally. You are not “woke”, you’re a fucking homophobic transphobic Neanderthal who virtue signals to serve your own agenda.
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Jfc no one likes your “songs” you fucking talentless retard, another one of these inane polls isn’t going to change that
No. 629065
>>629064Samefag but people obviously define themselves as majoring in a certain area while they are still attending college… once you graduate though you graduate with a degree in a specific area. You wouldn't go around saying "yeah I went to college and majored in psychology." You would say "I graduated with my BA in social sciences."
Either way, none of us have seen the actual degree, you would think people so self-obsessed would have that thing hanging in the background of every video ever if it were real. I'm not buying it.
No. 629066
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ffs when's he gonna stop this stupid ass 'positive' bullshit?
no one (with a functional brain, that is) buys into your fake ass shit, you gremlin.
No. 629070
His self awareness never ceases to amaze me. This positivity bs on Twitter and just going to make even more people stop following and supporting him because most of his followers loved his "brutally honest" asshole personality. He is no longer "edgy" and cutthroat. It is hilarious. Everything that he thinks is going to get people off his back backfires.
>>629056She probably also focused on child development since she wanted to work with children, so that is probably why she doesn't know shit about complex disorders, and has to take online quizzes to know if her relationship is toxic.
No. 629078
>>629052For “hungry” read “broke and irrelevant,” then, yeah.
Difference is, you can’t just do a banana skit and get views and $$ these days, old man.
No. 629094
>>629051KEK
wonder if he's gonna buy a dozen donuts and give her the ones he doesn't want and post it on twitter to prove what a positive husband he is again
No. 629105
>>629080The thing is that Skye seems to have been a big part of his early success.
Lame-O isn’t going to be able to add anything to the mix except equally dull, self-centered whining.
No. 629109
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The levels of retardation, thirst, fakeness and all-round cringe are off the Richter scale. He is being read for filth with the trans tweet. And the emoticons in the Death Note tweet, he is such a loser
No. 629118
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Love bombing Lainey some more, she must've been crying.
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>>629112underrated comment, kek
Re: pic related, keep telling yourself that Gergmamel. You’ll never be good enough.
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>>628994>it's not new>I've had it>for a whileIm not sure if she made that halting statement of her own accord or it was coaxed by Greg, the way she looks at him while trying to find the words. They have to make sure their fans don't think they're spending those Patron bucks on spider man sweatshirts.
I've always hated her smug look, but this ones new and I hate it even more.
No. 629141
>>628994No worries it has more dislikes now lmao.
Imagine using “Laineybot” in the title for more clicks even tho “tHeYrE KAi nOw”
And then to dig the knife in deeper using a song you wrote/preformed with your ex-child bride Sh to go over your go kart montage.
I wonder if going to do Gymnastics is ruined for Lainey since they use to bring Billie and Sarah with them all the time and greg would shoot Billie doing dumb stuff more than Lainey actually trying to relive her cheerleading school days.
And acknowledging the kids in the background by telling us he’s raising a jedi. You mean you’re giving your kids technology instead of talking to them cause u know dads gotta film soz
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>>628994usually they upload gymnastics videos on her channel. I wonder if they are slowly abandoning that channel now?
Also these fucking wasteful cunts… buying 5 packs of 1 serving cans of drinks. Even for a family which is not supposedly struggling with money that's so stupid because it's way more expensive than, for example, buying larger bottles and filling everything in smaller bottles to take them with you. Morons. Not to mention how horrible this shit is for the environment. Of course their fans are too stupid to look further their vegetarian facade and see the hypocrisy.
No. 629151
>>629143To be fair, I guess Zevia doesn’t come in 2 liter bottles and I guess that’s Lainey’s new favorite drink?
I thought Onision proudly only drank water because he’s a health God? Or is sparkling flavored water still water to him?
No. 629156
>>628994Why do these pedos hangout where little kids are to make videos when it seems like their kids aren't even there at all? Taking a page out of Philip and Nancy Garrido's book? They also kept a young teen, Jaycee Lee Dugard, captive like Onion probably really wanted to do to Billie.
The video is a news clip about how Nancy and Philip went to playgrounds to "film him" but the entire time she's like zoomed in on kids playing.
With the accusations, and no sign of their own kids, it gives off a weird fucking pedo vibe. Pedo or not, these two fuck wits shouldn't be allowed to interact with young impressionable teens since they've publicly done a lot of harm to their fans.
No. 629157
>>629152absolutely disgusting. the grooming never stops with this sick fucker.
>>629143cant understand what they like about that nasty zevia trash besides it being some trendy vegan thing. it all tastes like bitter artificial sweetener flavored slightly different than each other and costs 2-3 times the price of regular soda.
No. 629160
>>629152His "pedo" video (
>>628603 )
definitely had a Jim Carrey wannabe feel to it. The part where he's walking in the house looks like a poorman's pedo Ace Ventura by the acting.
>>629157If they want bubbly water buy a fucking sodastream. They're not that expensive to buy (compared to other useless shit they buy,
cough $10k gas guzzling FORD truck
cough), more environmentally friendly, and they can exchange the CO2 tanks for a discount at Target since they're there all the time. Bonus, it would probably be fun for the kids, but they ignore them anyway so lol.
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So now that Anus has unhidden all the reuploaded trash on uhohbro, my curiosity got the better of me. This is some of the most racist, transphobic, misogynistic, objectifying shit I have ever seen, holy fuck.
No. 629162
>>629160>buy a fucking sodastreamYou took the words out of my mouth, anon
>>629161I do not understand how this garbage has more likes than dislikes
No. 629167
>>629166He's so fucking short,fat and retarded.I can't get over him standing on a hill in his orthopaedic fucking shoes measuring himself and creaming over his and Taylor's incompetence over measuring their heights incorrectly. And Taylor fucking hunched over shivering in shorts and sweatshirt outside in the middle of fucking winter still being measured 5'5. So tiny Taylor uwu. Standing shoes off against a wall in the house would have been too weird.
Then he weighs himself by putting the scales in a concave shower basin. The bizarre lengths these people go to fudge facts.
He's 5'9 at most and Taylor is 5'6. No duh Onion likes smoke girls he can feel like a man. Wish he didn't take the video down of the metal song with Ayalla. Another fine example of his height complex. Short stack wears a ridiculously oversized top hat and slinks behind the girls doing the Sims vampire walk and you can truly see the troll goblin for what he is. No wonder these girls are embarrassed to release screencaps maybe flirting back with him. He is deceptive, poor Maya didn't realise she was walking into Frankenstein 's liar
No. 629168
>>629165Man, don't talk about EC like that even if it's meant to be a burn to gurgles she doesn't deserve to have gross sexual remarks made about her, especially in the same sentence as the dude harassing her for eternity.
>>629052No, anon! Its perfectly fine! Now that he's dating a definite, certified man, he's allowed to scream faggot at people for hours and it's perfectly moral! What an amazing member of the LGBT community.
No. 629170
>>628984He's trying so hard to maintain his positive twitter thing, but the cracks are showing because he still can't resist proving he's still mad and still cares by posting stuff like this… Don't forget your shiny new tattoo Greg! Do not engage!!!
it's actually hilarious how not long after he started the positivity thing he sperged on live and decided "I never said I'd be positive everywhere!!! Just twitter!" (proves its all bull really doesn't it)
>>628982>lainey is crying No. 629176
>>629167Here anon, here's an old video (11/2/16) of Onion, Sarah, Billie, and Ayalla destroying pumpkins. You can see how close in height he is with Ayalla and maybe even Sarah? lol. Also obligatory gotta be mean to underage Sarah because she wants to fuck me. I bet Onion made Billie destroy the pumpkin with Lainey's face on it.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1OGq7QkoJQBM9zwwjaSY5yHdQ4Fl9BNblIt might still be processing.
No. 629198
>>629176Noticed in the video
>Onion:"Sarah who do you want to smash?">Sarah: "Ayalla"Tinfoil but, since there's a lot of jump cuts, could this potentially be the source of Onions claim that Ayalla asked Sarah if she would have sex with her?
It's unknown how she worded it, that's why I tinfoil about the "smashing" in the pumpkin video and the jump cuts in which ayalla could've made a joke back. Could've been a joke between them that onions done his usual and intentionally mislead his audience (it's not lying guise it's manipulation, very different!1) and Sarah's just going along with it for greasepoints
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>>629199Well that was boring as shit. You can really tell when someone doesn’t want to make a video and it sucks for the audience. Also clean the areas you’re going to film in, honestly it’s not that hard. No one wants to watch your foot being rubbed by some creepy guy who doesn’t even take his thumbs out of the holes in his sleeve with using oils on his hands, and your laundry piled up in the background. At least when she was doing her own videos she had 1/10th of what resembled a personality because they were videos she actually wanted to do. I dare say her diss video on Greg was her best one ever.
No. 629219
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>>629199>I got these for him like a couple years ago for a gift and he's never used them.Wow scraping the bottom of the barrel for content ideas there. Just like with that how tall are we video that took inspiration from discussions had here.
Also a couple of years ago would be just after C was born and Billie departed for good. Lainey made an attempt to keep him interested but the sex coupons just gathered dust.
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>>629225Seeing as his fans don’t even seem to care. Disgusting. Greg likes to say “if any other youtuber did so and so they wouldn’t get shit for it like i do”
But honestly if any other YTer got exposed half as much as Greg did, they’d be crucified. It’s times like these where it’s a shame he isn’t as big, because the horrid shit he does gets no exposure.
No. 629238
>>629233No it’s from a teen-mom 17yearold fan who said she would let her daughter (who’s currently an infant) move in with Greg when she turns 18 if she wanted.
Strange how everyone’s denying involvement, yet his fans seem to have it that they’ve all agreed to become involved once she’s of age?
No. 629242
>>629241"Grey's Anatomy" and "The Office"?
Way to stay "on trend" with what the kids are watching these day Onion.
No. 629244
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Greg was talking to himself on Twitter, sock puppet account name is @RedPotato_666_
(also sorry if already mentioned & first time posting a pic)
No. 629254
>>629199"no thanks lainey id rather get a massage"
more like give a topless massage kek
No. 629255
>>629149This is the irony, that Laimey gets more views than Gurg.
I wonder how long it would have taken Billie to get bored with Gurg if they had run off together? Six months? You know he would have been one of those angry divorced dads who complains all the time about child support.
No. 629265
>>629260Maybe the more attractive to a girl the quicker his psychotic tendencies come out since he's an insecure piece of shit.
It's hard to believe that Sh was only around him for a year with all the shit he pulled. Dullard Taylor just subjects herself to years of shitty behaviour and Greg tries to hold the door open for her to leave but she won't.
Billie wasn't even there a year and you have freakazoid trying to chain her in place so she can't leave. Then in his breakdown stream screaming about facts over emails he sent to Billie that Drew outed (I watched the stream recently, in the email being discussed he was talking about dreams with Billie, they must try and go with the prophetic route of roping girls in) he was screaming about how ugly Drew is how he would never want dumb bitch Billie back then 15 minutes later anons bring up the actual email with him specifically asking for Billie to go back for Taylor only, exactly what was being accussed and he just switches defence immediately to "THAT WAS SOOO LONG AGO. MOVE ON!!!! MOVE ONNNNNNN"
He knows he's pathetic and a lying scum bag so then all he can do is cry about how that's the past and he's just super positive and changed now. He can do whatever he wants and he can change for the better but you best believe everything derogatory towards another human is FAXX and they're literally evil.
Also unrelated, but I think Onion is sperging hard about his Dad lately because Onion didn't get the manly jaw from his ma and striking features but he's morphing into his little short fat Dad. It must kill him, he's turning into his Dad but Onion will hopefully get convicted today because the allegations against him actually have proof.
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when your content is so generic and boring you have to ask your dumb ass 'fans' to provide video material for you.
(someone deck this asshole already.)
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credit to Pina Colda 88 at KF
No. 629277
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this is just proof he hasn't had a real job in over a decade.
most calendars run from sunday to saturday. beginning with monday is confusing for people who actually work for a living.
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>>629199I swear to the heavens above that this is an unaltered screenshot from the video. If you don't believe me, see for yourselves at around 6:35.
I can't get my head around the fact that he of all people rates teens'/tweens' appearances. Maybe if he had had a job in make-up or clothing before or at least had some style, I'd kinda understand but it's been shown time and time again that he doesn't know anything about art or athtetics.
Neither can I get my head around the idea how or why sa(i)d teens/tweens find him so irresistable btw. He's unfunny, arrogant, uneducated, a bad father, a bad husband, a bad craftsman, bad with money and doesn't have any social skills.
I'm sorry for stating the obvious.
But hey, on the plus side, his long lost forehead trench has showed up again! It's been missing for the last 9 years and it's good to see it again.
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His 2-3 inch pecker made an appearance in the coupon video.
No. 629298
>>629219I think it was later, Lainey bought the coupons for his birthday in 2017 in November. Still it's funny how they always act super kinky and this video shows how they don't have any passion for each other at all.
Also Lainey is probably crying now because Greg couldn't see any of her bones sticking out, even though she's so Sm0l :(
No. 629309
>>629306I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Gurg himself that is the source of the “no action”. He’s not attracted to Lame and he’s got hentai sooooo…..
Lame probably needs those sex sessions cause it’s the only time he shows her any sort of affection
No. 629323
>>629200This Death Note video is so… bland. It isn't funny, it isn't interesting, it's just…
Lame.
He cannot possibly think these videos are good. In his new speaks video he said "If you look at my Onision sketches, they are fucking BOMB. My new sketches are great." Even goes so far to highlight the new Death Note video.
His new friend group at least appear to be closer to his age group.. I guess that's a plus?
No. 629326
>>629255Shreg is an abuser. He swoops in and isolates, already tried to lay the ground work with Billie with the rules/contract. Shreg said shit like "Lainey only sees her family once a year and she's fine. I guess illegal drug users are more important than me". Even if Billie did get bored after 6 months he would have begun wearing down her self esteem until she became like Lainey. When you have no self esteem you're less likely to leave.
I know the contract was after cuddlegate not Second Coming of Billie, but you can see his controlling abusive behavior with the isolation, name calling, and punishments. It's one thing to kinkily punish someone in bed and another to chain your girlfriend to the wall because she "betrayed" you or some shit. Was the chaining after she smoked pot and sat on some dudes shoulder?
No. 629327
>>628551Well, it's probably not money-laundering at the very least, since that requires converting dirty money into something that looks legitimate (e.g. buying jewelry, giving it to a dirty car wash), then doing a bunch of financial transactions to obscure the source of the money. Greg's too dumb for money laundering, and it's rarely a one-man operation.
>>628591Would a Class C corporation really benefit Greg if the flat tax rate is 35%? His and Taylor's federal tax bracket is likely 24% at most.
Also, according to this source:
>https://fitsmallbusiness.com/llc-vs-s-corp-vs-c-corp/There are also more paperwork requirements (i.e. a lot more government oversight) than other types of corporation, and we all know that Greg is incapable of doing paperwork correctly. Not to mention that filing for Class C is the most costly.
This is what is strange to me. iirc most average joes who don't have tens of millions of dollars use an LLC to protect themselves. Why would Greg go the route that would cost him more in taxes than he already pays and requires more paperwork? It's unlikely that he's money laundering unless he made some really shady business connections at some point in his life, but something seems amiss.
No. 629338
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I Need To Be A Better Dad & Husband
First 10 mins he cries about how his videos are no longer monetized because of his Eugenia videos - BTW those videos where totally educational.
Last 5 mins he goes on about making higher quality content and trying to spend more time with his family. How many times have I heard that before? And just so you know, that new Death Note video is 'bomb as shit'!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ds8VZLEi0w6qi_pELG3XhO83H225aX1_/view?usp=sharing No. 629339
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I havent been able to actually make it through any of his recent skits to see what they are even about, but holy shit what is with his makeup?
he looks like he's trying to be an 18th century newsboy in a small town stage production
No. 629343
>>629336Oh man he doesn’t even talk about being a better dad until 10 minutes in and does so for 2 minutes. TWO minutes out of fifteen. What happened to not speaking about being a dad at all. Remember, no one was going to know you have kids? But he has no problem exploiting his family in the title, he knows a title like that would make people intrigued. You don’t have to shove a camera in a kids face to “exploit” them, Greg.
He says family vloggers exploit their kids for money (some definitely do) but i’d say clickbaiting a title like that is just as bad, if not worse.
He’s also hiding the sub count for his OnisionSpeaks channel or is that just me?
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>>629343okay not just me. Man he’s so weird with his constant back and forth of hiding sub count, deleting/private videos, deleting tweets. For once in your life Greg, just fucking say something and actually stick to it.
No. 629349
>>629338Kek, stealing views from Eugenia’s channel by talking about her?!
Shreg, your view count is sadder than Lainey’s 2016 Twitter.
No. 629350
>>629327C-Corp does seem like an odd choice, but the IRS has him on their radar now, so if he thinks he’s going to get away with anything fancy in terms of tax sheltering, he’s mistaken.
Of course Laimey probably said nothing, but if a normal person’s spouse made a C-Corp without them for the business they were both in, in which they were, like Laimey, currently more successful and bringing in more $$, that normal person would freak the fuck out.
Unless Laimey filed for “innocent spouse relief” for the mega tax debt, in which case not mixing finances would make sense.
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>>629200anyone else think this girl might be a trinity candidate? She isn't exactly gergs type but he doesn't have the largest barely-legal dating pool to choose from anymore.
Just thought it was interesting that he wrote in a semi-affectionate scene with the only decently attractive women, featuring himself.
No. 629355
>>629352I think the trinity days are over. The next step would just be straight up cheating and his excuse will be either A) I thought you were into her too! or B) you’re always flirting with girls so if i’m cheating so are you.
And Lainey will either leave or be a pathetic housewife, accept it and defend him.
No. 629356
>>629249Yeah, a bit.
But I wasn't criticizing the quality of the shows, just that I don't think that's what his teenage fan base would be into (as Onion is always trying to act young and hip).
No. 629361
>>629352I thought this as well until I went to her twitter (links to his new BFFL's twitters were in the Stay in Cold Pool for $$ Video on Onision channel) but she is apparently dating one of the weird rando guys that have been appearing in Greg's videos of late.
I wouldn't put it beyond Greg to be into one of the other thots who appear in the pool video though. They all seem pretty.. available, to put it nicely.
Hell, what am I saying, she probably is despite the boyfriend.
No. 629363
>>629350It's more than an odd choice- he's paying a higher tax rate if he's using the C Corp to represent himself. What could be the point of that? There has to be something else he's doing with it, right? Or maybe he's just an idiot, I guess it could go either way.
>if a normal person’s spouse made a C-Corp without them for the business they were both in, in which they were, like Laimey, currently more successful and bringing in more $$, that normal person would freak the fuck out.Maybe she's the board member, lol.
In seriousness though- if they're married can he use the C Corp to protect their joint funds?
>Unless Laimey filed for “innocent spouse relief” for the mega tax debt, in which case not mixing finances would make sense.That's a thing? Who can qualify?
No. 629367
>>629260Billie would have helped his views spike a bit, seeing as she’s young and pretty and him being with her would be controversial. However, she seems to have enough self respect now, I think if she were trapped with Anus she’d find a way out after a few months because she actually has a backbone.
Laineythot actually gets off on being abused and coddled like a literal child, which is why she will never leave.
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I don’t know what’s more barf inducing, that mental image of the Gutlord or creepy old pedopoof’s response
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KEK he blocked that blue haired girl who made the “onision cheering me up” video, wonder what she did to rule her out of being his new teen chocha
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>>629377She probably dodged a bullet tbh
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>>629378Perhaps he couldn’t handle her jokes
No. 629398
>>629391blocking any underage person on twitter doesn't really help you when you've got pedo acusations + have said, repeatedly, on stream, that you can't be nice to underage girls bc they'll "fall in love with you" and you'll be "helpless". anyone over the age of 20 can see past his bullshit and realize he's a not-so-covert pedophile.
he's the equivalent of those dudebros who say "guess i'm never talking to a woman again" in response to the #metoo movement, who completely miss the point and inadvertly out themselves as creepy guys who can't have a normal conversation with a woman.
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More dislikes than likes, and a tonne of hate comments he hasn’t yet deleted or hidden. I love it.
No. 629410
>>629378Tinfoil: He blocked her so he could effortlessly slide into her DMs to apologize and spark up a conversation that way. If she's back asslicking every retari-positive tweet he does after this you can bet he's grooming the fuck out of her in DMs.
Even though she's not B or EC, he will definitely settle for the rush her blind worship gives him no question. He's pathetic
Or, if he accidentally blocked her because she made a joke that's even better. He's a pathetic
triggered little manlet who got lucky with random exposure (thanks Skye!) and will never again because hes talentless and witless
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>>629390it was a video of her looking like she was going to do a flip but ended with this. Onion
triggered easily
No. 629431
>>629430Between this and this
>>629390 she clearly has more of a sense of humour than he does, he probably feels threatened
No. 629432
>>629430Did Booty ever come back from her lack of "positivity"? Giving people the middle finger is so not positive. This is 2019, God Onision cashcow, wake the fuck up. Onision is so beyond all of that. He is enlightened now.
…kek.
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>>629430Why so serious onionjoker. For a guy who tries to be edgy AF everyday he is easily
triggered. I think I might keep this though.
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>tfw you’re a ~sO rAnDoM aNd EdGy~ youtuber trying to make a living off your “comedy” and a depressed teenage fan is funnier than you
No. 629440
>>629433he is easily
triggered.
This whole thing with him blocking a Patron and verified sycophant just because of a little joke reminds me of a story he told on stream about him and Sh. They were walking some where and Gronk slipped on some ice and fell on his ass, Sh laughed and he broke up with her. He literally turned around and started walking back home telling her it was over, the whole relationship was over because she giggled at him for slipping on ice and falling on his ass. Sh had to beg and plead for him to take her back the same day.
No. 629444
>>629438Well that is the thing.. from what I've heard Sarah's mother is a mentally abusive alcoholic.
Compared to that type of home life, being objectified by two internet celebrities, even if you are an impressionable teen, might not seem so bad.
She probably never received proper love nor validation from her mother or family. So to be made to feel wanted, valued, and important must mean a lot to her… which is why Sarah is happy to overlook and feign ignorance to the fact that the Swamp Family has these perverted ulterior motives in "helping her escape".
I am just saying I can totally understand on a basic human level how Sarah perceives the Onion family in a positive light, and why she might feel inherent loyalty towards them. It is heart breaking, but they have been grooming and actively manipulating and brainwashing this girl since 14 - still only a child.
Which is why I am extremely doubtful Sarah will turn on them anytime soon. Eventually I definitely can see it happening, but not until she's older and wiser and able to properly comprehend the
real reason why the Avaroe's have been so passionate to "help".
Again, sadly, she isn't going to flip anytime soon from what I can see.
No. 629453
>>629437Can any of you imagine Sarah as a parent…?
She seems like the least responsible and most unstable young woman imaginable. She acts like a child, yet wants to parade herself as a "legal adult".
Seriously, imagine Sarah carrying Groglodites next spawn.
Call me crazy but I don't think the man-wife would be very accepting of that. Future board or not. Lainey constantly ignores very serious red flags regarding Greg. For someone who claims to never so much as touch tylenol, and is so against prescription medication, she sure seems drugged up and out of it lately.
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>>629445made me chuckle, thanks.
No. 629459
>>629433Would make a lovely banner to match with the Billie promise ring flip banner.
>>629444That kind of home life is perfect for Onion to exploit. OT but there's a murder case here at the moment involving a teacher who killed his wife while having an affair with a student, and the student seems just like Sarah, needing to move somewhere safer because her home life was unstable and had conflict with an alcoholic parent.
If Sarah ends up ensnared with Onion, she then won't have anywhere else to go and will feel unable to control the situation at all, I reckon. She'll have way less options than Billie did.
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kek
No. 629476
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If there are any Kaineythot patrons amongst us please report back on this
No. 629493
>>629476I’m also slightly confused at her doing a discord call. Whenever i’ve done discord calls it’s typically with around 6ish people while we’re playing our game together and we need to concentrate so we can’t type, but even then it’s because we’re focused on a task it helps us not talk over each other.
How the hell is awkward little Lainey going to have a call with a bunch of stans who are going to just sit there and go “omg you’re so handsome!!” and she’s going to be like “thanks….”
She can barely fill in the awkward pauses in an instagram live unless she’s ranting about something let alone have a group conversation with a bunch of basically strangers who just compliment her all day. That’s not a conversation. I wish we could get the audio on that because i’m sure it’d be a real laugh.
No. 629508
>>629505this would actually be the best scenario for everyone.
Lainey finally gets free of Gurg and the kids may have a chance to grow up normal, Sarah will also leave Gurg because she wants to get back in Lainey's good graces, which will leave Gurg all alone with no one.
And we win cause think of all the passive aggressive tweets we'll get to see.
No. 629556
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Oh she changed it from the suicide thing, is Lainey no longer crying??
No. 629562
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>>629476ok greg eat your potato…
No. 629596
>>627226>>629558Taylor is always crying because she married an onion.
If she left, she would stop.
Also, this whole ring talk, if Sarah comes back we need to keep a close eye on everyone's hands for new rings.
At what point will it be more acceptable to start being more critical of Sarah? "She's brainwashed and abused!" But so was Taylor.
No. 629724
>>629686Part of me believes it is just a coincidence or shitty lawl random humor like another anon said, and part of me believes Greg is actually this stupid and Sarah is actually that naive and brainwashed and it is every bit as bad as it looks.
At this point, I don't think I'd be surprised if Sarah ended up in a relationship with Greg and Lainey, even after all the allegations.
No. 629764
>>629746kek, fleeky af. I’m shook.
For real tho, this tinfoil is not outside the realm of possibility. Triceratissue is obviously fucked in the head as a result of her home life and years of being groomed, if she doesn’t get out now she’ll be Lumpy Space Prince 2.0 within the next 12 months. She’s already halfway there.
No. 629811
>>629431She seems quite funny. Maybe Lainey got
triggered because this girl has more personality than her.
I really hope she wakes up and stops stanning him. Fingers crossed!
No. 629876
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Someone mentioned that Lainey liked a fanfic about Sarah and Lainey being together. It happened around the time she had her fanfic contest last year.
Links if you want to check it out yourself:
https://my.w.tt/UiNb/fMgGnxoIQJhttps://twitter.com/graveyardqueenx/status/954543559528665088?s=21 No. 629888
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Yo this is fucked and is definitely not helping those grooming aligations lol
No. 629914
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>>629896Yes, she liked it.
>>629895Remember that this was from a year ago when she gave the winners “Laineybot boxes” filled with her favorite things, a “shy bot” shirt, makeup, fidget spiners and gudetama blind boxes she got from Hot Topic.
No. 629943
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>>629199JFC, Lainey you need to fucking moisturize or find a more moisturizing, non-matte, foundation for your face.
I literally almost gagged when I saw the pimples/herpes around her bottom lip. Maybe if she stopped biting them (a habit she does all the time in every video every few moments) they could heal and it wouldn't look so gross and flakey.
(nitpicking) No. 629946
>>629940Lainey likes that Sarah was/is young, because in her mind, she’s a teenage boy, and teenage boys have teenage girls as girlfriends. She’s not aware that in reality, befriending a 14 year old online when you are 19-20, and having her live with you and your children when she’s 16-17 and you’re in your mid 20s is bound to raise eyebrows.
It’s also fucking creepy to date her the second she turns 18. You’ve seen her as a literal child, and you’re 24 (a grandma, in your words).
No. 629954
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Everyone knows you “hate” alcohol Greg. You aren’t fooling anyone.
(and by hate i mean u had no friends to drink with when u were a teenager so u shamed everyone for doing it and continue to do so even tho u admit it can taste nice)
No. 629989
>>629876>>629888>>629914Wow.
Liking a romantic / an erotic fanfiction about yourself and your underage friend who you have guardianship over is definitely morally questionable and should revive the whole discussion about Lainey Avaroe grooming minors.
>>629954That sounds like he's making another video on Maddie and her allegations.
No. 629992
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>>629989If he is making a video about Madi, no doubt it’s because of the leaked caps and her constant subtweeting about Lainey kek. Even in the last day she can’t stop.
No. 630000
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>>629959The last page of images on the first link his nose looks different than it does today. Maybe the nose job tinfoil anons from a while back were on to something.
(nitpick) No. 630128
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>>629888>>629876>>629940The fact that the writer of the fanfiction was 17 herself is a bit worrisome
No. 630243
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No. 630252
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>>630244Not my post but he has updated more.
No. 630264
>>630262I’d rather him report on it than have him banned tbh. The more people who know about how shitty Taylor and Greg Avaroe are, the better.
Let’s just hope he’s willing to accept that Lainey is just as complicit.
No. 630272
>>630266Cause he's a cow too. A cow reporting a cow is just silly. If someone more reputable than him did it, it would help. Edwin is just doing his daily lolcow lurk and wants attention.
>>629888This is really fucking gross and Pedobot to encouraging it is just worse. What kind of legal guardian even says things like that? She may as well come out with the truth with all of these evidence around.
No. 630273
File: 1548368852937.jpeg (96.51 KB, 750x384, 0B5C20B7-0313-480A-B531-F92881…)
Is he talking about himself or lumpy space prince?
No. 630274
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WTF is this garbage?
No. 630343
>>630128In description:
"I hope you enjoy my pomes. I like to wright."
Bitch learn basic english before writing, do yourself and everyone else that favor at least.
No. 630350
>>629477Actually I'll bet it's because he is trying to salvage some following through Lainey. If her followers have to follow him to see reminders for her streams, then he looks like less of a failure.
>>629940I love how nicely this intersects with the drawing of Gurg and Blair White; Onion said that the picture depicted rape and that was enough to be considered threatening or whatever, so a fanfiction of underaged Sarah and Lainey getting it on can't just be dismissed as mere fiction.
>>629992It's current year. It's time to accept that the world doesn't revolve around you and never did.
No. 630418
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>focus on rage fapping to pictures of Billie, calling my translarping footstool wife a cunt and ignoring my children
No. 630419
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So this is Greg when he's "avoiding twitter"…? I guess compared to the week or so when he was tweeting upwards of 40+ tweets daily.. but still, he's tweeted very regularly. I don't know who actually thinks he isn't tweeting enough. Bizarre.
>>630351I apologize, I wouldn't have brought it up if I hadn't seen other posts regarding it. I won't bring Madison up again.
No. 630423
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kek
No. 630438
>>630423Now this blocked cashcow is having her friends bitch at Onion as well?
They clearly don't know Greg. The more people complain about something he's done, the harder he leans into it. After all of this complaining, she's probably going to receive a ban on patreon now, too.
It is amazing how these girls are so obsessed with this ugly autist. Smh.
No. 630516
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Shut the fuck up Anus, everyone knows that you’re an illiterate uneducated gremlin who doesn’t understand nor care about politics, your transparent virtue signalling is cringe as fuck
No. 630517
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Speaking of Onion tweeting (see attached)
>Lainey is crying
No. 630591
>>630272I agree, anon. Edwin is just desperate for the views. The only reason he gets them in the first place is because of his drama with Cyr and Cyr's girlfriend. On top of that, I remember Edwin buddying up with Greg and even making a video with Greg over skype to talk about how shitty Cyr is. He seemed happy enough then to be friends with Greg, but now that Greg is no longer relevant or taking in the views he used to, all of a sudden Edwin is happy to make a video to cash in on the drama.
I can only imagine how pissed Greg will be once those videos come out though. We can expect a react video of him going sperging out on Edwin - and just like another anon pointed out, it is very worrisome that he will get information wrong. Greg always uses that as his biggest defense.. that his haterz are ill informed and have no idea what they are talking about. He proves one small point wrong and thus all points are deemed false.
Considering Edwin appears to be planning more than one video, he's clearly hoping to milk this for all it's worth and put in years of information about Sarah and other instances of grooming.
There isn't a doubt in my mind that he will get something wrong in the process and Greg will run with it.
That is unfortunately the biggest problem with youtubers making videos on this topic.
They always fuck some detail up, without fail.
No. 630643
>>630517oh god, when cows collide…
Luna might be just crazy enough for him though. the world might explode.
No. 630740
>>630243>>630244Oh fuck off Edwin. Taylor's the main predator in Sarahs case.
Your "research" is simply reading lc and kf and using screenshots anons dug up by
actually researching.
Now that Julia's been silent for months now you gotta find a new topic to make ten videos about, huh?
No. 630747
>>630527No, he’s just given up and clearly moved on to “awesome shoes” to see if she will take the bait.
Also lol at him Googling a “Am I fat” online quiz. You know that wasn’t just for content, you know he did that first out of his own insecurity to check his own stats and BMI after all the comments on here, then decided it might be a good video idea once he got to the end and the quiz results were to his liking, so he could show them.
No. 630753
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>>630740Looks like he’s not planning on going easy on her after all. I’m excited for the trainwreck that will for sure happen when he posts his video.
No. 630771
>>630726Really..? Looking up videos on Edwin and Onision, the latest one was 7 months ago where Greg defends Edwin. You can also find the upload of the both of them talking together on youtube through a simple search of "Onision and Edwin". If they hated each other, or had a serious falling out, wouldn't Greg have stopped defending Edwin? He goes on to say that "Edwin poured his heart out into his channel" and that "Edwin was only saying what really happened to him" and "Dasha was trying to ruin him." And again, this was only 7 months ago. That doesn't seem like someone who hates someone at all. I don't think Lainey would have been following Edwin up until the UhOhBro termination video either if they had bad blood between them.
Honestly, I don't care very much either way, but I guess I'm missing the part where they ever openly disliked one another.
No. 630830
>>630517Luna is enough of a fame whore that Gurg might actually have a chance. She would easily be wowed by his 2million dead subs considering she is constantly using people’s social media numbers to determine their worth.
Go for it Gurg. That would be a relationship I’d pay to watch.
No. 630861
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>>629339I can't believe Grease actually thinks his new content is watchable, let alone amazing.
No. 630864
>>630861Well he does have a handful of 13 year olds that keep commenting on how hilarious his videos are.
The one you posted a screenshot of (is that the weird liberal one?) I tried to watch it but it didn’t even make sense much less made he laugh.
If these recent skits are what he considers is “new great content” then we can all expect him to be back to Making drama videos for views because these are definitely not going to revitalize his career
No. 630902
>>630877…as in Marilyn Manson? Wtf? Where does he follow her?
Pretend sage for Billietalk
No. 630906
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>>630877Lmao eat shit Greg
No. 630915
>>630877>>630898>>630902You can verify it on her insta followers list.
It’s just funny that Greg with his 2 million followers and YouTube “fame” can’t get attention from one of his idols but she can with less than 200k followers.
It’s much less important than his wetlands bill or the countless accusations of abuse but i think it’s just that little cherry on top.
No. 630919
>>630726I remember differently. And Edwin spoke about the bad blood between them only yesterday.
Of course Greg will fake support for Edwin, to get to Dasha and Cyr but in reality Greg hates Edwin and has done lots of fucked up things to him.
No. 630924
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>>627513im fucking pissed he took my 3 year old's drawing
No. 630938
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>>630919They don’t interact much on twitter and Edwin only followed Lainey (as did Mina but it seems that she unfollowed when the allegations came out). The last time Edwin said anything directed to Greg was when he made his videos on Dasha.
No. 630970
>>630864Let's be honest: If Greg was good at filming or writing good scripts, he wouldn't be on youtube anymore. By now he would work on real movies that people would actually pay to watch. But that is never going to happen because he's really bad at what he does; he can call himself lucky that he had Skye all those years ago who was creative and had a good grasp on what was "in" at that time (or both just got lucky…).
He never really had a career, he was one of those "one hit wonders". The only thing that kept his "career" alive for so long was that he appeared to edgy, rebellious and strong / self-confident and thus, was appealing to seriously hurt, damaged and vulnerable young girls (who he now despises the majority of because he has learned that there's a difference between preaching and actually caring for someone with mental problems). Greg wanted someone to blindly follow him and those girls wanted to blindly follow someone. That's one of the reasons why he can't get rid of Lainey anymore.
Skye, Shilo and Billie were interesting, inspiring and added excitement to Greg's life, so his views were stagnant for quite some time, so partially also due to Lainey all that is gone. Greg trying to tell her she's bi one day and a husband the other might not just be him pushing for a threesome but might also be his last grasp to live an exciting life once more, now that he's tied down with kids.
I don't know, anons, there's so much wrong with the Avaroes that I sometimes feel like I'm watching a grotesque drama show, their life looks just so sad, trashy and unreal.
No. 630987
>>630898I was just pondering this because he has so little people he follows, 400 would barely even be everyone he associates with in real life.
After a bit of pondering, I remembered something about B when she was a teen and dating some guy that was a sex offender and ended up killing himself I believe.
Something tells me that’s how the two ended up connected.
If you google MM you can find some pretty serious stuff about him and his supposed desires.
Other than that, I really can’t imagine MM randomly searching through makeup tags on insta and just happened to stumble upon B. Pretty sure their chance connection was a little more sinister. But of course, this is just my own speculation.
No. 630988
>>630974Yeah, around 2012 there was a great cinematographer on youtube, whose name I don't want to drop because I don't want him to be connected to Greg in the slightest and who now actually works on what he wanted to work on. He also created "lol-random-silly-shout-from-the-top-of-your-lungs" skits back in the day but he always paid attention to aesthetics and he just always had an eye for good composition, choice of colors and so on, next to being quite a good singer.
Greg never had that. After all those years he still doesn't know about the basics when it comes to filming (or writing or singing or acting), like continuity or
good sound. I'm not even sure whether he prepares scripts at all or just hits record on the spur of the moment.
No. 631003
>>630998Yeah same, but the type of celebrity that does that usually follows thousands upon thousands of accounts.
To have a celeb that only follows 400 odd people, follow B, is definitely odd and I 100% don’t believe it’s an accident or a coincidence when you take into consideration all the whispers about the possibility MM is into very young girls, and the fact that b has been tied up with two people now who have been accused of grooming young women. Just seems likely that’s how he stumbled across her, not due to her makeup work or whatever else.
No. 631168
>>631159This is not onion level of shit, but MM is 50 years old. He could be her dad.
>>630924 this one is oddly better. It looks like a jail made design and it matches more the jail like phrase in it.
No. 631171
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Wow, so creative, how will YouTube ever survive without his genius content?
No. 631184
>>631171The coyness of these self-aggrandizing Tweets is nauseating.
Also, imagine being a 30-something and Tweeting “I look hot!” “I’m not fat!” all day.
No. 631200
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I don't want to advertise her channel, but Lainey's new video has so much potential. Her facial expressions while totally not being jealous are gold. Of course it doesn't bother her that Greg is exclusively drooling over curvy, very feminine young women because she now know who she is! (until she finds another gender that is cool right now)
No. 631242
>>631200I did not expect to laugh as much as I did whenever Grug drooled over a cute girl and Lame immediately said no to almost all of them. The way she says her type is the alt girl with colored hair and Grug's type "is different than hers". Bitch where, he would rather be balls deep in Billie than hangout with your heavily pregnant ass at the time. Lame is seething and it's obvious.
>>631237Nobody really believes he's gay, just as nobody believes Lame is attracted to women. Shregma might want to hatefuck Shane Dawson out of jealousy and pure anger but that's it.
No. 631243
>>631229
>I’m not a jealous bitchHooker please.
>>631239She is actually retarded. Her command of the English language is as inept as gutlord greg’s
>muh college education and psych degree No. 631244
>>631200>woman actually looks like a woman with curves, obvious features of maturity and non-crazy hair color >Lainey disgust intensifies If any of her so called female attraction is real then it’s obvious she’s only interested in girls (not women) that are very clearly underage and into their teens.
Also
> “I’m not jealous bitch”>”of course he’d be into her!!!”>”he sees boobs jiggle and it’s a yes for him”>”has he never seen a butt before?”>annoyed face through the whole thingYh sure Jan, sure you’re so cool and quirky and definitely not a doormat nah you’re just a “cool girl” or boy or whatever who doesn’t care that the person you’re married to is clearly listing after every woman on this earth that doesn’t look like you. Sure u don’t care.
No. 631246
>>631244She found everything unimpressive. Clearly issues at the swamp trailer Greg complaining about not getting action from his faggot husband and Taylor not understanding Greg was calling girls talented that looked like they knew how to ride a dick.
For Taylor bigging up the mirror at the back of her bed in the last video she doesn't understand the appeal of a female body gyrating. I thought this bitch was gay. She only said cute to what looked like a 14 year old colour me shocked
No. 631252
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>>631251
>lainey is crying
No. 631254
>>631245Whenever she said she doesn't know Gargoyle's type and whined that she likes uwu alt colorful hair girls implying her gremlin husband doesn't, I just could not stop myself from physically facepalming. She's such a shit liar, I don't think she believes her own nonsense. Same goes for her not reading up on lolcow. For someone who doesn't go here she sure knows the latest gossip on her and her gross husbando.
>>631252If Lame's ugly mug got some editing, this would be a solid contender for next thread pic lmao
No. 631257
>>631200Use this as a meme format and replace the toro so with whichever young girl he brings to their house as a ““cameraman””
It perfectly encapsulates that dynamic they have had with any of the girls.
No. 631259
>>631254
>I’ve been told my whole life to eat a burger>implies she has always been a smol fragile bean uwuGurl. You’re not skinny, you’re average with a flabby gut. Maybe if you
didn’t eat so many burgers you’d be smoller
No. 631268
>>631229She isn’t and saying that they have different types and aren’t attracted to the same girls is actually a clever out on her part.
Can can maintain that she’s so gay but not have to ever be with a girl or have Greg be with a girl because they have to have a three way relationship now and they just simply can’t “agree” on a girl. I’m surprised she hasn’t used that excuse earlier tbh.
>>631244She’s not sexually interested in girls or women. That much is clear. She’s an issue because she goes along with Greg abusing girls and acts as bait for him to bring in new girls and even potentially groom Sarah. She has no interest in girls.
No. 631297
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>>631259She was a chubby teenager and there are pictures proving it. There's even a tweet from her saying her highest weight was 138 lbs, at 5'3 that puts her BMI less than 1 points away from being in the overweight range so I really doubt many people were telling her to eat burgers back then
No. 631304
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>>631297This cap is her a few months before she met Greg
No. 631319
>>631304She looked like she skipped a cheer practice or two to go to McDonald's.
>>631316Why does she even try to lie when she's so tragically bad at it? Even Grug is shockingly better at it, couldn't she have learned that by now? Not even her stupid remaining fake uwu lgbt queer fans should buy this.
No. 631331
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>>631200another favorite moment
No. 631336
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KEK who is laimey even kidding they're ANYTHING but skinny lmao
No. 631382
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>most
What a salty bitch
No. 631393
>>631376…how is this content? Who is watching this? And why? Seriously…why?
She's incredibly unlikable and the content is just boring af. The original videos are retardedly boring, and then she concentrates the dullness with her blanched out face. WHY
No. 631533
>>630861Christ, Greg, 10 YEARS on the fucking internet, your husband has a make-up channel, you dated a blue-haired, well-styled young woman with a make-up channel, YT is AWASH in make-up tutorials and you STILL have never learned that foundation is supposed to be blended into your neck and not stop at your jawline like a sideshow clown? Or at the very least pick a color that matches your neck so it isn't obvious. I know mods don't want posts nitpicking about his looks, but this is more than about his looks: it speaks to how he half-asses everything & is utterly unteachable. It's one of the 1st rules you learn about foundation application. Hell, 25 yrs when I was learning to do makeup the teeny bop magazines would tell you not to do the clown thing. It speaks yet again to his inability to learn ANYTHING. When he was earning all that shithot cash, WTF didn't he hire a make-up artist? I can't fathom why he is so cheap on some things (especially something like hiring a make-up artist he COULD claim legit taxes on) and so wasteful on others.(His basement full of electronics and exercise equipment I doubt he ever used.)
And he is so proud of his mediocrity. He no doubt thinks he looks great. If you gave him friendly make-up tips, in his eyes you're just a jealous hater.SMDH.
No. 631623
>>631342She’s trying to hard to be all “i’m not jealous i’m cool, i’m a cool girlfriend, i don’t get jealous”
When in reality, obviously it’s okay for your partner to find other people attractive but if my boyfriend made a youtube video DROOLING over other girls and saying half the shit Greg did, id be pissed. Not because I’m “jealous” but because it’s disrespectful and embarrassing. Have a fucking backbone Lainey, your husband is a slimey person.
No. 631628
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She changed it from the potato thing.
She stalks here way too much, and why change it if nothings wrong. It was literally talked about yesterday.
No. 631632
>>631342When Lainey says her type is "alt-scene girl" she really means that she wants to be those girls and is mad she can't be the scene queen she dreams to be. She'll always be the off brand walmart scene while Billie's hot topic scene.
>literally literally if their boob moves he's like yesFree the titties then Lamo then lol.
She has literally the straightest reactions to these girls bodies, she only cares about the "aesthetic". Even I can appreciate their bodies and I like mad dick.
No. 631646
>>631645Yeah I didn’t think it meant anything either it’s just something to note that we mention it here and within 48 hours she’s changed it. Spending that much time on a forum like this when the subject of discussion is partly you, that’s just unhealthy. And Lainey asking her to check these forums for her bc she can’t handle it is gross, considering she has to read shit about herself now too.
These people give us waaaay too much power over their lives man.
No. 631689
>>631687Because anything she says will be used against the Onion house.
The price to pay to be friends with Lainey is your freedom. Start making any friends and suddenly she won’t be focusing all her energy on Lainey. I’d imagine she’s the type of friend that if you don’t text her back within an hour she’ll blacklist you and you’ll have to beg to get back.
No. 631691
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>>631687same thing here after all.
No. 631729
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WARNING AUTISM.
So Greg chose to share a 2+year old audit on twitter of his followers.
https://twitter.com/Onision/status/846509306308571136?s=20As obviously those numbers are bullshit, I decided to conduct my own audit of Greg's twitter. I did this using automated auditing from Sparktoro and a manual control audit. Sparktoro results are on the picture.
For my first set of data for the manual control audit, a random 10 tweets of his were chosen. The chosen time period was January of 2019. For these 10 tweets he had on average 105,3 likes, which would indicate he has 3510 active followers. For reference, the general rule for twitter For every 1k followers a person should have about 30 likes per photo or tweet.
In addition to this Botometer (
https://botometer.iuni.iu.edu/#!/) was used to manually create a dataset of random 350 followers that had been ranked by their peer reviewed algorithm. From these 350 profiles, 50 random profiles were manually confirmed and compared to the scoring by Botometer. Then the bot ranking was adjusted manually.
From this dataset the following was concluded;33% of accounts encountered were most likely bots (only following random accounts with no interaction with other users on twitter)
21% were accounts that had not had been active after January 2017.
40% were legitimate accounts that were active.
6% of followers were hard to determine, either due to having been locked down or other reasons.
This would mean that 54% of his followers were either inactive or bots. As Sparktoro got the score of 52.1% on their automated analysis of all of his 301k followers, it can be safely concluded that about 52-54% of Onisions twitter followers are either bots or inactive users.
tldr; Greggy really does buy followers, 100k+ in fact.
No. 631751
>>631733Okay just watched that part, to be fair he’s singing (fucking horribly) over her lyrics and making his own which was the weird “god’s cumming in my asshole” disgusting shit, but he wasn’t saying he was doing that to Billie.
If we’re going to say something guys at least let it be accurate so he can’t pick it out to make us look stupid.
No. 631794
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OT but I was going through Greg's old formspring answers. This man never changes. I bet he still spends 90% of his time on his computer/phone.
No. 631844
>>631794…he is just so unlikable
it baffles me that he EVER had fans
No. 631849
>>631804Greg seems to like girls with really big jiggly tits. Im sure that Laineys were pretty big at one time during her first pregnancy and he was overjoyed. But time and breast feeding took its toll and her breasts look like sagging deflated balloons now.
Whats going to happen if she gets top surgery? Will this be the catalyst for him being able to manipulate her into him having a girlfriend because she cant give him the sexual gratification he needs. Ive heard her say so many times that her biggest want is for Greg to be happy, or for her to be the best she can be FOR Greg.
No. 631873
>>631854It’s almost like Gurg’s an idiot who says whatever comes into his head at the time, and also a giant perv who thinks all very young women/teen girls are hot.
The threesome is never going to happen because Lame doesn’t want it to. She tried it and hated it. If she had a spine she would just tell him.
But why do other people even care, in terms of watching these videos? Gross dad perves, wants threesome, limp wife whines, is jealous, is too pathetic to stand up for herself. Of course it happens all the time, but whose life is so boring that they want to watch this for any reason other than train wreck potential?
No. 631874
>>631804Their prospects still don't improve any if you move away from physical preferences. Lainey gets super jealous and complains when a girl shows interest in Onion too (Billie). If a girl asserts that she's only into Lainey and won't do anything with Onion (Maya) then she'll get disposed of even faster. No suk mi, no plane ticket babe lol. So yeah the perfect trinity is impossible even if you don't factor in that they're both abusive and messy people who will eventually make their third miserable.
>>631849>>631854Maybe he misses big jiggly tits now that Lainey binds hers flat.
No. 631913
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No. 631957
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The autism here, fuck me. Bonus cringe for eDgY pedo jokes. He is such an insufferable cunt.
No. 631962
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>>631342Saw this post over on KF and it makes sense.
Its easier to just use videos he finds on YT that are popular now (TikToks) instead of asking his own fans to upload photos/videos onto his persona site or Patreon for him to rate or judge and get shit because he didnt vet the age. He can blame YT if he accidentally says a 12 year old girl is hot.
Also him reacting to dancing videos is a blatant excuse like the poster says. Its similar to the pedo who becomes a judge of a preteen talent contest hoping to see scantily clad kids doing dance routines or little girls in leotards doing gymnastics.
No. 631990
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jfc Grug you’re not an animu character uwu you’re a corpulent cunt of a gremlin
No. 631991
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Holy fuck he is retarded. Obviously tattoos are aesthetic. Do you even know what the word means? Fucking moron
No. 631993
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Just can’t avoid that urge to judge the bodies of other people can you Gurgles?
No. 632018
>>632015>>632016What I want to know is how this pertains to him. Usually his need to push a certain narrative is a passive aggressive way of shading someone or making himself feel better about what hes doing or what he likes.
Did some skinny girl with a thigh gap treat him like the creepy dad he is and rebuffed his flirting?
>oh yeah! well you have a LOOSE PUSSY! No. 632021
>>632018Maybe Lainey saw
>>631304And started crying, so he whipped up a fake infographic.
No. 632032
>>632021I doubt Lainey has a "tight vagina"
After watching her pregnancy video where Lainey explained she tore her perineum wide open during child birth and that it took forever to heal, Im sure that Greg made it worse with his need for dry-sex just days after and frequently.
I wouldnt be surprised if Lainey just has a giant hole down there now. A "Vaganus" sort of cloaca like birds have.
No. 632041
>>631794Some genres? Does he mean sing talking to shitty midi loops?
>>631874Lainey has no jiggle after letting her kids suck the life out of her tits for 5 years straight to at least. She has limp, sad, pancake, sock titties. No wonder she wants to lop em off.
>>631913Basically he watched hentai and strokes his dick with one hand and wrote the death note script with the other until he came in four strokes because his wife is so repulsing to him now. Sorry anons for the mental image.
>>631982And he needs to wear a diaper smear peanut butter all over himself and run around his swamp kingdom so his neighbors get a good look and call the police for a psychiatric hold because he will probably end up looking manic arguing with responding officers.
>>631993Incels say the darndest things. Stop judging women and girl's bodies and perpetuating sexist ideas about the shape of their bodies, you "feminist" cow.
>>632032That's why she doesn't have bottom dysphoria, she's birdkin. Solved the case, boys.
No. 632054
>>631993I never got his thing with skinny women. Claims he likes underdeveloped girls, likes teens and is infatuated with Jessie Paege who is extremely skinny, but tells women who don't look sick at all to gain 20 pounds in those videos. Retard doesn't know what he wants.
>>632049It makes more sense than her being trans cause she actually looks like a bird with her beak. I fully accept this new identity
No. 632068
>>632067Either way he needs to stop commenting on women's bodies as if he is the authority on the subject when he has such a young and impressionable fanbase of mostly girls but his behavior is just as
problematic for young boys to witness and possibly imitate.
No. 632071
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Greg is still having to sell his equipment. Maybe that 10,000 dollar truck wasn't such a great idea after all.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zBAgPvfhwfiFdn_SKYYBWnIdZica8pJc/view?usp=sharing No. 632073
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>>632068>he needs to stop commenting on women's bodies as if he is the authority on the subjectBut Greg is allowed to have opinions. Stop trying to silence him and trash his first amendment rights.
No. 632095
>>632068>his behavior is just as problematic for young boys to witness and possibly imitate.It's the other way around. Greg is trying to imitate boys, no boy is trying to imitate him.
Apart from trying to seem like a boy to get teen pussy, he imitated characters he deems "cool" (>>629244), and copies other successful YouTubers.
No boy will idolize him. A copycat z-list youtuber is no idol. Quick marriages, drama-filled relationships, having kids young, having a "husband", having to resort to weird machinations to lure in randoms, that's no boy's dream. He has nothing boys would want to emulate.
No. 632106
>>632101The thought of an 8 yo watching Onision makes me shudder. I imagine they would be traumatized just by his creepy clown looks (heavy makeup, crazy eyes, costumes, creepy facial expressions). I would have been at that age.
I think his "skits" would be even worse for them than his tik-tok videos, with all the yelling and violence and suddenly shooting people.
No. 632116
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>>632071>I was working on a song today, its about a food that you eat.If its another remix of that fucking banana song Im going to pull my hair out. Maybe hes just going to go down the list of veggies and fruits and we can expect a new song each week.
"Im a po-ta-to… Im a po-ta-to"
No. 632117
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How the fuck has this achieved 58K views in a day?
No. 632123
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>>632117I wondered the same thing. My theory is that if you look at the thumbnail Onision is no where on there and people could be clicking just because of the girls.
Plus theres the "is Nyannyancosplay a trap or not?" argument still going on in the chans.
No. 632127
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>>632124He thinks they're hilarious. He wore a mustache to try and break the ice when he had his first meet up with the Texan-Ex, but it only made things weirder.
No. 632130
>>632121>>632123That many views with suck a lack of engagement means a lot of people were duped into clicking (popular meme + hot girls in thumbnail), but clicked right away after they saw what it actually was. Onision finally managed to successfully clickbait!
Finally, after years of 1000 degree knives, toy reviews, and similar family-friendly YouTube trends, the tik-tok chicks trend starts and Onision again has something right up his alley for video content.
No. 632140
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>>632133You're probably right. Belle's barely legal status, braces and Ahegao expressions is perfect fap material for old Gregory.
No. 632163
>>632159I always thought that if you click on a video and immediately click away within a few seconds YT doesn't register the view. Maybe people are hanging around for a few minutes in hopes of seeing the girls so it does counts as a view.
Id say that with his new success on this particular video we can anticipate more "Onision Face Free" thumbnails, but hes way to vain not to have his frankenmug shown prominently in every thumbnail.
No. 632169
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~featuring an all Onision cast~
>no money to pay for talent
>no friends to do it for free
>no free collabs because hes YouTube cancer
No. 632199
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>>632162Now it’s up to 66K, what the fuck
No. 632206
>>632204Naw, they keep the tags on for a reason.
Can't write it off in taxes? Just return it for full price instead.
No. 632233
>>632117>>632123I think it's purely search algorithm stuff. He saw that the "hit or miss explained" got 200k and some guy just uploaded a "Belle Delphine makes 100k a month" video that got 200k views.
>>632124I think it's just his "I'm a character!" like how he refuses to have a debate without being covered in fake blood so he has plausible deniability to anything he says.
>Kai I wasn't lusting after those women, it was moustachision!!"