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No. 291769
>>280274 Last thread.
>Onision continues to make shitty edgy videos.>Billie is back, we are eagerly awaiting Cuddlegate 2.0>Pregnant Lainey pretends to be emo and miserable for attention.What awaits us next in the Cuck Chronicle saga?
No. 291792
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>>291789To keep the passing people from seeing how he tortures his victims, that or he secretly wants to be institutionalized.
>>291787Also this. Coincidence? I think not!
No. 291835
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Abandoning thread, all of it sounds like it was made by Grease and samefagging.
Recent vegan thread appeared, this douchebag is lurking hard.
No. 291836
>>291802Jesus christ literally no one can make a point blank unbiased video showing onision why is he incorrect with facts and screen caps of him being a hypocrite. Everyone has to stuff their video with snarky replies to his reply and call him a dumb cuck over and over so that their point gets lost in their attempt at humor, instead of justifying their points about him with multiple screen caps and video clips. Then they just say how they feel about him in an exasperated tone and expect people to instantly dislike onion.
I fucking hate cuckboy as much as the next person but ffs videos like this are such a waste of time… "he said this and that's dumb and here's my opinion" is never gonna change anyone's mind.
No. 291972
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>>291947The cuck listens to the sound of attention
No. 291991
>>291983I'm not 100% certain, but doesn't his alimony payments to her end sometime soon? If so, he probably wants to keep tabs on her, no matter how much she would want to distance herself or erase her existence from his life completely.
He probably still stalks every girl he had any sort of interaction with, he can't shut up about his exes and he still has a creepy obsession with Hannah, sooooo…
Skye isn't a lolcow, a regular newfag or oldfag wouldn't create a thread about her because of that simple fact. Grease can't contain his narcissistic personality online, or even remotely act like an average random anon here, he sticks out like a sore thumb.
It's becoming more and more obvious that he's lurking here as of recent because we're more than aware of how he projects himself to others, and it's also the fact that he doesn't understand how to use the fucking board and becomes increasingly aggressive towards anons who call him out on his creepy faggotry.
No. 292001
>>291999Maybe it's possible that she also has a restraining order against him? He did cite back then that he also had to pay for her therapy for all the mental and emotional abuse he put her though, I know I'd make sure to protect myself after a spouse put me through all that.
With the way she also just upped and left the internet, it's just possible that he may not be allowed to harass her because he could be prosecuted for it.
No. 292007
>>292001Yes, that's a plausible cause. But after her disappearance in 2012, he still wouldn't shut up about her until 2-3 years later. Hell, when she left; he called her lazy and unmotivated for abruptly leaving for awhile.
It wasn't until he made a collage of clips featuring her and Cyr when he almost completely stopped bitching about her.
Either he's still in contact with her, paying her hush money to keep away, something else.
As for the restraining order against him, didn't she file that back in 2011 yet still kept contact with him while the order was intact?
No. 292013
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Is this better now? Warning: something about her testimony seems a bit…off. Either that or it's just my paranoia.
No. 292017
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No. 292021
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No. 292026
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>>291769His resemblance to Chucky is uncanny. Greg wants to be your friend til the end. Hidey ho!
>>292013How old was he when he was pursuing this girl? She was still in high school.
No. 292027
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He's talking about himself, right?
No. 292028
>>292026According to his journals they've met in 2001, dated and broke it off.
Her story and his don't really make sense when trying to put them together, it's really confusing…
No. 292081
>>292080Samefagging:
Dutteh House pt. 2 is in progress!
No. 292214
>>292080and you would if there was a possibility of hm touching you?
>>292028yeah i agree-its almost like he killed her and is now impersonating her online?
No. 292277
>>292214Why do I have the feeling she agreed to reply back after the other convo was leaked? It still feels odd… I doubt any woman of the Onion would praise him for his actions. She repeated almost everything he said about her.
She also called him smart and intelligent which we know he's far from it unless you count him calculating his plans and manipulating his way around them then yeah, sure.
Maybe she's just telling the truth and I'm just paranoid that there was no negativity against Onion.
No. 292293
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Taylor's officially being replaced.
No. 292301
In his old journal, Onion said Tanya broke up with him, and he visited her but her and her mom told him they want to watch a movie trying to make him leave.
>When Tanya broke up with me, I took it harder than I had any girl I had ever dated prior… I cried for days strait, I couldn’t breathe normally, I didn’t want to get out of bed… and for six months after, I wasn’t attracted, interested, even appreciative toward any other girl… I walking pit of despair.
>I even showed up at her house (fortunately entirely stable, and serious, not a mess like I normally was) and spoke with her about the possibilities of our future… her mother told us repeatedly that they were to watch a movie, hinting I leave. After the third time of her mother reminding us they were to watch a movie, I left.
On facebook she didn't mention how he was desperate and clingy or how she needed help from her mother to get rid of him, she was just like: "oh my friendship with this amazing intellectual man suffered a bit and then he was married to this girl Skye and I became a pothead"
It's fucking him guys, he posted those screenshots
No. 292311
>>292302I have posts that are previous to her testimony. Granted, they'll be uncensored bc I've deleted the paint app, I'm nowhere Nere wifi and my internet is slow. Do you still want me to post them anyway?
Also (playing devil's advocate here though I kinda think it's possible), why'd Onion impersonate Tanya? What's in it for him???
No. 292335
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Relationship goals??? Wtf
No. 292356
>>292350Even if it's polyamory it's not healthy.
Onion can't function in a healthy relationship
No. 292359
>>292316GOTHS ARE COOL!! PREPS SUX
I'm at a loss here
No. 292370
>>292350They're not "polyamorous" they're bored, aging swingers who enjoy inviting teenagers over to their place to fuck; nothing more and nothing less.
Polyamorous people care deeply about their relationships and it takes a huge amount of respect, understanding and effort to maintain a happy relationship that can last for years.
They've been monogomous for a huge portion of their lives, hence the seething jealousy that Lainey feels when Billie gets more attention from Gurgles than she does. You can't just "turn" polyamorous one day after 20/30 years of leading a monogamous life, it's something that starts early on… the three of them are just cucking each other and neither of them have researched anything about polyamory; otherwise they'd be informed that what they're practicing is just swinging. Their fans will pull anything out of their asses to defend their idols with the wrong terminologies even if don't even apply to them.
No. 292371
>>292363He was never a goth, he was more like one of those shady kids in class who thought school shooters were cool and dressed like he wanted to be in "the trenchcoat mafia".
HSanon confirmed he was just a loser with a big mouth and that the actual goth and metal kids there shunned him whenever he tried to get into their circles.
No. 292374
>>292371He wrote an essay about admiring the columbine school shooters as well, now I remember.
It's on the life of onion page. Unfortunately, it's down…
Question: do goths wear bandanas??? I know headbangers do there's videos of Onioncock wearing them…
No. 292377
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>>292374I know most all subcultures wear them, trad goths aren't into that shit though.
When I see a mention of goths, I think along the lines of deathrockers, cybergoths and trad goths.
I reckon when he thinks "goth", he means mall-goths, late 90's alternative goths and Myspace scenesters that loved hot-topic.
He seems to also be confusing "emo" for "scenesters" - the emo subculture came before scenesters and they dressed in skinny jeans, penny loafers, polo shirts and tank tops… they were basically nerdy hipsters and listened to screamo, which is where the term "emo" came from, the internet masses fucked the original term up though and adopted it to describe anyone who was a mopey, edgy, alternative clothing wearing dipshit.
If you google image search "emo"… surprise surprise, it's all Myspace scenester faggots and thumbnails from Grease's videos.
No. 292379
>>292359He doesn't even know what a fucking "goth" is, let alone what an "emo" is.
Absolutely everything and anything that comes out of his mouth are his own uninformed opinions that have no basis, he gleams over facts and statistics but never researches or studies them; which is why he always contradicts himself whenever people call him out on his bullshit.
He is clickbait incarnate.
He was ostracized at high school because he was a shady fucker who couldn't keep his gob shut, the only person to accept him was Skye and even then, she was wary of him hanging around her at the bus stop.
HSanon even mentioned he pissed a metalhead off one time and the dude kicked his ass, nobody liked him at high school, he was a creepy loner and a disgruntled loser who repelled anyone he came into contact with.
No. 292383
>>292379Didn't he started stalking Skye after the Tanya incident because she had a "dark aura" that attracted him? (If by "dark aura", she looks a lot like Amy Lee then yeah, she sure is dark.)
Didn't HSanon also mentioned how Skye was kinda obsessed and started following him around everywhere he went then just disappeared afterwards?
No. 292386
>>292383Samefagging:
HSanon did confirm this though…(notice the "goth/metalhead" look!)
No. 292388
>>292383Grease said the "dark aura" thing as well as saying she didn't want anything to do with him, until she didn't really have a choice because they always waited at the same bus stop together.
I'll have to have another read of HSanon's post at some point, there was loads of stuff in there that I barely remember such as Skye following him around.
For a trenchcoat mafia fanboy, he sure liked regular average girls at school… Skye didn't dress like a "goth" and neither did Tanya, neither does Lainey, Shiloh, Adrienne or Billie (Shiloh and Billie just look like scenester fags).
I think the only one who came somewhat close to looking like a goth was Hannah Minx, and we all know about his creepy obsession with her.
>>292386Can you please start linking his videos through lolcow and not directly from YT, otherwise you're putting money into his pockets whenever anyone clicks on it.
No. 292397
>>292394No worries, it could just be a problem when videos are posted directly from his channel.
I'll see if I can alert the farmhands to it.
No. 292398
>>292397Alrighty then!
>>292388All I hear is "this" whenever I read Onion's journal entry about her and how she
saved him, pun intended.
No. 292401
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Hmm, looks like one of the mods from eoliveson follows the Grease threads here.
The only thing incorrect about their post is the "banhammer" thing, I don't think anyone here would have a problem with their followers if they didn't shit up the threads or make sympathetic (sycophantic) posts about how much they feel sorry for Grease, his wife and the teenager they're fucking.
Unfortunately, that kind of shit has been happening a lot recently though… so I guess it's best that the majority of their followers don't know about this place.
No. 292407
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FILTERS' POWER!
LOOK AT ME MOVE!
No. 292414
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>>292407He filters the shit out of his face so much, that his left eye always ends up halfway up his face more than the other one.
Lainey's perspective from her head turn is lined up proportionally to the rest of her face, his isn't. His real, unfiltered face shows his eyes are aligned proportionally, but the other two filtered ones are wonky as shit as well.
Not to mention he's been using the filters to slim his face right down and he's smoothed and lightened his complexion.
The greasening is real.
No. 292428
>>292414Seeing him without any filters, it amazes me that lainey and billie let this thing touch them. Gross.
Though from the filter-free billie in the background there, she looks pretty horrible herself for only being what… 19?
No. 292437
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>>292407So I guess this answers the question as to why he's been wearing masks since the start of the year.
Even fucking Elmo back there knows the truth.
No. 292443
>>292437>>292386Without filters, his face looks flawless here though he was open about his acne problems in the past. Then again, he didn't completely fuck it up back then.
Also, it feels uncomfortable watching this video; like you were being molested or something…
>if she goes somewhere, I wanna be there too.>if I shower, I want her to be in the shower with me.Dear Billie-cumdumpster,
You're in for a rude awakening…
No. 292471
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>>292407>>292470The jaw thing is to do with the distance between his face and the camera. It's crazy how something so simple can make you go from potato to Dorito.
No. 292492
>>292475Nah, going through Photoshop (and having to learn actual photo editing skills) is too much of a hassle for social media narcissists these days, like
>>292489 says - they all use apps now with pre-programmed filter (editing) tools that are easily applied by using the touchscreen on your smartphone.
No skill or learning is required.
No. 292494
>>292414Gahhhh, I've just fucking noticed… why are his bathroom tiles SO DIRTY?! You can actually see some tiles to his right are close to their natural state, and the rest are grimey and greasy.
Jesus Christ!
No. 292505
>>292489>>292492Welp, I had no clue! I can see it now, in a few years Felice Fawn will be able to say, "When I was your age, I had to go to school to learn how to turn my face into a dorito. You spoiled children and your apps, you'll never know the struggle of slaving over a picture of your own face in Photoshop for 6 hours."
Thanks for the explanations, anons.
No. 292527
>>292434lol Elmo's face is just perfect. Poor, traumatized Elmo has seen some shit.
>>292505"You kids with your apps and filters! Get off my damn lawn!" Felice has fallen far.
No. 292531
>>292508Holy shit, the acting is so bad… like, "I'll never make it in the industry" bad. If it's meant to be genuine, he's fooling nobody but himself.
You can see him straining to force himself to cry and it's just not happening, nobody cries like that, nobody. I've seen toddlers pull off way more convincing shows than that, it's not even acting - that's an emotionally stunted grown man teetering along the line of both autism and a cluster B personality disorder.
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>>292508> I need to go do my job now.Omg this is too much.
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Idk why anon didn't just post the screenshot
No. 292637
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Onion, please stop! We get it man, you don't wanna grow up, just let it go!
No. 292643
>>292637WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE TUBBY GERIATRIC ARMS HOW DOES LITERALLY ANYONE TOUCH HIM WITH EVEN THEIR SIGHT.
What is this grapefruit chin angle shit, like the I Want to Speak to Your Manager Haircut lady accidentally turned on the front facing camera in the shower while trying to take a picture of an infection they were concerned with and instinctively made a Thizz Face??? TF Greg
No. 292647
>>292645I see…
I've just realized that all of his partners have seen his naked body, I wonder how they feel about it.
No. 292660
>>292508I haven't said, "What the fuck am I watching?" so much while watching a video in a
long time. Gurgles pretending to cough up a hair ball…
No. 292718
>>292647They play connect the dots and make sand art out of his shedding skin, of course.
God. What actually is going on with his skin? An untreated allergy? Medication? Genetic skin disease that requires constant sloughing? He looks like a rescued mountain climber.
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>>This is how most sane adults perceive Grease and Mundaney whenever they share details about their grody sex life all over the internet.
No. 292785
>>292718It's a shame onion hates doctors because he needs a good one to get to the root of his condition. Onion if you're reading this, go see a skin doctor and don't be pretentious to them. Also /r/skincareaddiction.
I really think it's his diet and hygiene.
No. 292855
>>292821Ew wtf?! Did Onion take his right hand in and out of his asshole?!?! 'Cause that "black ink" looks like dark, leaky diarrhea!
Side note: I wanna cover this song and give it a little Evanescence vibe. $20 says it will be better than his OG version!
No. 292885
>>292788Isn't he atheist? How could he believe in ghosts, that doesn't make any sense.
Greg is embarrassing.
No. 292887
>>292885Remember; he's not an atheist, he's Sicescan. As for his beliefs on ghosts and aliens, look through his old vlogs on Archive and Speaks.
Also this:
http://web.archive.org/web/20050103030406/http://ghosts.mrodd.com/Have fun! :)
No. 292926
>>292922Ah so this is why he's wearing more masks.
Makes sense
No. 292957
Here's the full profile:
Gregory J. Daniel
Contact Info: Click Here Please
Birth Date: 11/11/1985
Association Title: Public Representative
Additional: Webmaster, Cameraman, Video Recorder, Writer, Co-Creator, Driver, Course Guide, Spirit Counselor, Divant Protector
Occupation: Graphic Designer/Commercial Plumber
Interests: Web Design, Original Music, Meaningful Literature, The Core of Life
Religion: Sicesca
Music Interest: Dark/Deep/Unique Sounds/Rhythms
Message: I live for the answer, the cause, the true depth ~ I bow before only entities deserving such notice, and deny those who demand praise. I strive to please those I love, and I will fall upon destiny's path before I let a wicked hand grip those who matter most. I will have the world know what's true, and open my eyes for no lie.
Random Info: I Developed My Own Religion Which I Faithfully Follow
I Released 4+ Albums From My Band: One Mand Band
I Have Designed Over 30 Web Sites
I Am A Message Board Admin: evoPsyche
Relations: To Skye: Good Friend
To Alicia: Good Friend
Special Ability: Can see metaphysical elements unseen by others. (Orbs, Lights)
Has advanced senses for capturing ghosts on camera at the right moments.
Has advanced ability to counsel & interpret ghosts.
Site Link: Mr. Odd
Ghost Skin Team Member: Skye Altamirano
Full Name: Skye Altamirano
Association Title: Negative Entity Banisher
Additional: Video Recorder, Co-Creator, Course Guide, Spirit Counselor
Occupation: School/Student
Interests: Graphic Design, The Deeper Meaning, Anime
Religion: Unknown
Music Interest: Creepy/Dark & Vibrant Music
Random Info: I Am A Talented Graphic Designer
Relations: To Greg: Good Friend
To Alicia: Older Sister
Special Ability: Can banish unwelcome ghosts from surrounding area.
Has a heightened sense towards negative energies.
Site Link: Tantaga Designs
Ghost Skin Team Member: Gregory J. Daniel
Full Name: Alicia Altamirano
Association Title: Positive Entity Lure
Additional: Video Recorder, Co-Creator, Course Guide, Spirit Counselor
Occupation: School/Student
Interests: Magic, Past Lives, Music, Drawing, Anime, Skateboarding
Religion: Pagan
Music Interest: Creepy/Dark, Techno & General Modern Music
Random Info: I Am A Rave Reviewed Anime Artist
I Am A Message Board Admin: Saiyuki Forums
Relations: To Greg: Good Friend
To Skye: Younger Sister
Special Ability: Can see & hear metaphysical elements unnoticed by others. (foot steps/bangs - has seen animated blood on the walls in multiple scenarios)
Uses a soul protector/entity to defend personal body, and spirit.
Has enabled water element to practice magic.
Often works as a ghost interpreter.
Site Link: Saiyuki Saki
No. 292976
>>292958Some forum member also admitted this to his OFO site back in 2010, and it's still relevant to this day.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=The_Einzige_AccountIn onion's cringe compilation video (originally uploaded by Papa Smeep), the same dude who went by "Jason" stated the same thing. I should've taken screenshots. Curse my lazyness!
No. 292980
>>292960I wonder how many of those people had forgotten they subscribed to him and will now unsub?
Also he mentioned Hannah Minx, he can't let go.
No. 293044
>>292508Oh my god ewwwwwwwww
This looks scripted as fuck
No. 293067
>>293045Not the anon you're responding to, but just because he's pretending to cry, doesnt mean he doesn't give a fuck about Shiloh, on the contrary… he's attempting to invoke pity so she'd feel sorry for him and come back.
Classic Grease manipulation tactics 101.
He did the same exact thing to Adrienne.
No. 293072
>>293070He's aware but how long would his tactics last on another person? How long will HE last as a "celebrity"? His own fans are turning against him day by day, newcomers are calling him out on a daily basis and he's been losing the "pretty boy" looks to the point where he's no longer recognizable - he looks like a shell of his former self.
Though I fear he's not going anywhere.
No. 293075
>>293072Samefagging:
His inner-anger and turmoil are really taking their toll on himself. And if he can't keep himself from letting out his inner-demons, how will he continue to keep his fans on a tight leash? Well, maybe the crazy ones along with Billie and Lamo but the others?
Yes, he's aware of his manipulation of others and enjoys it, but does he know that
that won't last forever? It's practically deteriorating as his youth/looks.
I guess we can only hope…
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No. 293112
>>293075I think at one point (before he was rapidly losing subscribers) that he could actually afford to be his true self (degrading women, racist remarks and shitty opinions in general).
But he realised (a little too late) that he was losing a lot more subscribers by doing that and from the beginning of this year, he changed his opinions in an attempt to keep and satiate the last remaining subscribers and rope in some more new ones.
I mean, all this "positivity" and "Social Justice" bullshit is transparent as fuck, he has proven time and time again that he literally does not give a single fuck about anyone other than himself, luckily for us and everyone else - he'll eventually revert back to his natural persona because his only true conviction is to be himself.
To explain his talent in recruiting braindead teenagers, you just have to acknowledge the fact that his mother helped instill those skills into him… she was in the Seventh-day Adventist Church (think Waco siege) so that's enough said on that matter really, like-mother-like-son.
It's possible all this shit will go on until he hits his 40s, until 70% of his current subscribers disappear and he's no longer earning any income from the internet - he's not going anywhere.
I think that's why it's important to keep threads like this going, and for the many anti-onision blogs to screencap the shit out of anything relevant to his nature.
When I read that Einzige guy from his forums kept his mouth shut about him out of misguided pity, I actually muttered "sucker" under my breath. Keeping your mouth shut about Grease is probably the worst thing anyone could do, and because of his silence, he's basically helped in supporting the shitbag's online carreer since he made it big on YT.
No. 293126
>>293124>>293125What is the exact reason of posting these videos without context? It suspiciously makes you sound like Onion, especially considering they're videos where he's sucking himself off.
Nobody cares about his bragging over some shitty mass-produced internet trophies or his vegetarian stance, we've heard it all before.
No. 293131
>>293124I couldn't help but get Tai Lopez vibes from this video. "Here in my garage, with my EIGHT GOLD AND SILVER youtube plaques, but you know what I like more than materialistic things? Child brides."
Also the amount of "you're dad should've pulled out" jokes he made seemed to be some extreme self reflecting on his part.
No. 293136
>>293133He's also been online posting on Twitter since just an hour ago, within the same timeframe that these videos were posted here… whenever I suspect he's lurking here, they usually correlate with the same time he's actually online and posting on Twitter.
Coincidental, maybe?
No. 293141
>>293124Hah, I wouldn't mind so much but those "trophies" are given out to every YouTube user who reaches over a million views and subscribers, EVERY user who reaches those milestones gets one in the post along with a printed out thank you note their support for using YouTube as a streaming video platform.
They're not trophies that celebrate individual merit, he hasn't recieved a fucking trophy for being a cunt or the most "knowledgeable" and "honest" YT vlogger of the whole site, they're just useless doorstops that are basically just YouTubes way of thanking their patrons for attracting more people to their website.
If he thinks that's some kind of huge life achievement, he clearly didn't win any trophies or certificates at school or work, which are way more valuable than this shit could ever be.
Sorry Grease, we're just not jealous of your YT "trophies".
No. 293196
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No improvement, looks like Ben Moody with a beard though.
No. 293197
>>293196He looks almost human on the left, like he could get away with just looking like the average american joe.
The right looks like he's had tons of plastic surgery, but that's just due to the insane amounts of filters he throws all over his photos.
Of course he tries to make everyone believe that it's been his change of diet that's caused the drastic change in his looks, but we all know what he really looks like without the aid of Instagram presets
>>291769.
No. 293202
>>293197Judging from both pictures: he looks healthy on the left and you can still see the "humanity" in his eyes compared to the right one where he looks withered with the psychotic gleam on his eyes.
>average diet Sure made look like you weren't dying.
No. 293205
>>293202The thing with his "vegetarian" diet is that he's still eating tons of processed shit, which is obviously contributing to his skin problems, he posted a photo one time of his groceries from Whole Foods and they were all ready-made meals and dairy-free condiments.
I've even seen Lainey post photos of food she's made and it looked like budget-college-student quality garbage. it was mostly all carbs with barely any fresh produce in it, I don't think they can cook for shit, either of them.
He was trying to impress Billie a couple of weeks back by trying out a raw vegan diet for a few days and complained about a lack of energy, which again makes me think that he really can't cook for shit… otherwise, he wouldn't have too much of a problem switching over to a vegan diet if his vegetarian diet was nutrient-enriched to begin with.
It's all well and good being vegetarian, but if you can't even be bothered to spend some extra time preparing wholesome meals, there's no fucking point in it, it's just going to wreck as much havoc with your body's immune system as much as eating nothing but burgers and fries would.
Of course the time he could spend preparing those meals would take too much effort, he'd rather be sat at his computer 24/7 bitching about god-knows-what on social networks and shoopin' his photos to make himself attractive to teenage girls.
No. 293211
>>293205I wasn't really bashing the vegan diet/lifestyle but I agree with you on the rest.
And yes, not only the "veg" diet should be concerning but how its prepared as well. Skye was probably a good cook since they both didn't look like shit while eating processed foods when they were together.
No. 293221
>>293174He isn't just lurking. I would wager is full on posting here.
>>293125>>293124>>292960These void of context posts as well as the Hannah Minx thread bump all suggest to me he is just shilling his bullshit using such threads as a vehicle to do so.
No. 293225
>>293221Okay, that definitely makes a lot more sense than the outright accusations.
Hey Cucky McFucky; we're on to you, come out and play! You greasy old fuck.
No. 293240
>>293225>>293226He is a classic narcissist. Anything negative about him he must spin in a positive light so more than likely yes, that is exactly what he's doing. On top of it all he is just rubbing it in our faces by shameless promotion too. How humble.
His past is so riddled with insanity it almost outweighs his present in some regards. Unfortunately for him it seems to have defined his present entirely.
No. 293242
>>293240Then let's focus on the negative since he's trying to "clear his name" here and is trying to distract the future posts from looking into his past. He knows what he wrote back the would result in so much ridicule from any sane person and is trying to deter the attention.
Attention everyone: look into the ghosts and loo(life of onion)links above with a few upward scrolls. Also on either Google or the wayback archives; search for anything related to "Onision", "Sicesca", "one mand band@, the Mr. Odd sites and anything else which had his original last name (Daniel) on it. Since he liked plastering his name all over the fucking place. There's untapped milk that needs major distribution!
Oh and avoid future onion-video posts without context, it's him distracting you!
Thank you.
No. 293243
>>293234No worries. Sorry about my typo too.
>>293231Any reason you didn't spoiler that disgusting image?
>>293202"Withered" is a great way to describe him. That peach fuzz hid his weird lips, too.
No. 293256
>>293252I thought he looked like Ben Moody…
>>293255Well…he used to have really long hair back in 2010, it looked full of life too. If he grows his hair on that same length now…well, I would probably avoid looking at his face at all costs.
No. 293259
>>293249It's pointless because his self-promotion in here is falling flat on it's ass.
1. Noone cares about his "YT credentials" because of
>>2931412. Noone cares about his constant ramblings about vegetarianism because of
>>293205His whole existence is a plight for validation for his existence, and he's only able to get it from teenagers who have virtually zero life experiences and hang around on YT all day.
No. 293262
>>293242Whilst he's out there manipulating teenagers into following him with lies and baseless opinions, he doesn't realise that other adults (yep, even the ones who are not popular on YT, Grease.) can play a similar game and tell those same teenagers that he's a dangerous fraud with concrete proof of his behavoir.
A bit of blog post here, but I'm pretty proud of the fact that I've been able to direct a few dozen potential fans away from him and they in turn have been warning their own friends away from him when they find out the truth about him.
If any other anons here get the chance to do the same, you should definitely do so, even if they're just your immediate family and friends. Considering how viral the internet is these days, even reaching out to just a few of his casual fans will cause a chain-reaction, you just need a little patience and keep the reins back in attacking their intelligence, otherwise they won't be receptive and will just side with him out of stubborn denial.
No. 293320
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Wow, he seriously just can't stop talking to his underage fans about fucking underage girls, can he.
No. 293347
>>293334Pretty much! This video was even worse:
>>268252>>293342I'm more surprised they went at all. He probably did it just to pacify her and insulted the counselor afterwards to convince her it was useless.
No. 293350
>>293323so0o0o0o0o0 weird how he mentions polygamy when someone just joked about it here.
Since you're lurking Greg, if you're so in love with the mother of your children, why do you never
mention your children? This woman created a human being with half of his DNA, you'd think while he's trying to be Dad McHusband he would mention his child like he's actually proud. Like he literally fucking never mentions his kid or any like anecdotes surrounding him. That's unheard of with parents, especially young ones. He must somehow never see his kid, does anyone know more about this?
>>293341I hope she elbows him in the face with them.
No. 293352
>>293295Lmao even though I'm not a self riotous, militant vegan , I want the psycho rawtil4 cult to call him out on milk, eggs, and his (probably) not vegan makeup. Fraudlee and him deserve each other, too bad she's too old for him.
>>293342Gurggle convinced lainy that is wasn't helping. And she's an idiot, so…
No. 293382
>>293375Fuck, he has us right where he wants us! I guess we can't do much with him silently watching our every move.
Yet, how come he doesn't talk about us on Twitter or his videos? Even KF was trying to expose themselves along with the doxxing to no avail.
No. 293408
>>293406Yeah it's Selena she still appears in some laineybot videos.
I think cps should only be called if there is evidence of abuse or neglect otherwise we're wasting their time and using up an opportunity that we might need in the future if evidence does come up that the child is being mistreated.
No. 293431
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>>293428>>293429Stop shilling your shit in here you annoying faggot. These were uploaded twenty minutes or so ago, you've been just biding your time thinking no one would notice.
Please crawl back to the Seventh Day Adventist cult, or child bride love nest you are currently posting from.
No. 293432
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>>293428>>293429Just stop, everyone knows it's you and most people in this thread don't want to watch your ugly mug beyond what is relevant to the miserable trainwreck that is your life.
No. 293446
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Nah, it's because you're lurking around sites that are showing you up for who you really are and you're gleaning them for "inspiration"… along with your shitty "like or RT" posts and polls.
You're petty as fuck in doing so because it fucking shows how single-minded and uncreative you really are, how is your cheesy, candida-encrusted bellend doing by the way?
It's not gonna last for long shitbag, you're scraping along the bottom of barrels now and you're running out of time, you're old, brain-damaged and irrelevant - accept it, you'll get more respect for doing so.
No. 293447
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Yep, he's without a doubt lurking in this thread.
Hi Grease.
No. 293467
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>>293429Fuck off Onion tits, we know it's you when you directly post videos to get views.
Fucking wash yourself instead please.
No. 293471
>>293428>>293429Onion, fuck off. Like everyone else said, we know it's your stinky greasy ass trying to get more views, but let me give you a word of advice: embeds don't count as views and your ads are fucking
disabled here so you're not making a penny off of us, you retard.
No. 293478
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>>293455>>293457>>293469Fucking ouch, I had to remind myself what a dickhead Greg is, otherwise I'd think you guys went too far.
>>293447What a cop-out. Having a handle on multiple perspectives means that you continuously refine your opinions and develop some nuance, not wildly contradict yourself with black-and-white thinking according to whatever will give you the most attention. Find a better excuse, Greggers.
No. 293479
>>293431>>293432>>293457>>293467Fucking hilarious.
All those 'multiple personalities' and not one of them knows how to wash their damn face.
No. 293516
>>293509There's reason to believe he's been lurking and posting here since towards the end of the last thread, "coincidences" just don't happen more than a dozen times in a row… if you really don't like this thread, just ignore it and post elsewhere - but don't shit it up by contributing fuck all to the topic yourself.
>>293478I've honestly been drumming on for months in here about his hypocrisy and contradictory nature and he did not disappoint in finally addressing it! He's pretty much admitting he has zero perspective other than his own single-minded, black and white viewpoints, otherwise he'd be able to discuss and tackle topics from a multitude of angles, he never does.
The only thing that he's remotely consistent about; is the cycle of how his mind has always worked.
1. Forms an opinion based on something he has no knowledge about.
2. Claims it as fact.
3. Gets called out.
4. Begins his crusade to defend his opinion by calling everyone but himself a liar.
5. Backpedals when he starts to lose subscribers.
6. Hypocrisy and contradiction.
7. Wash, rinse, repeat.
No. 293519
>>293518Samefag.
I believe it was called MessageBoard or MessageHoard.com…
He has a lot of subdomains here.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Domains No. 293521
>>293447What a ludicrous tweet even for Onion. Greg if anyone's perspectives are at war with one another right now it is YOURS. You were raised into a cult like phony sect of Christianity called Seventh Day Adventist until you were eleven years old only to have that psychologically abusive indoctrination swapped out for an even more benign system of beliefs your mother invented herself seemingly overnight. Couple this with a code of ethics towards women and a view of idealized social morals so postwar 1950's that not even Hugh Beaumont could hold a candle to it all while trying to maintain this image of an edgy quasi-goth know it all. One has no choice but to gain at least SOME idea of what sort of mental holocaust must be going on inside your head on a daily basis.
Your perspectives on any given subject are derived from ideals that aren't even centered in reality so really who are you to judge how anyone else thinks you hypocritical fuckwit? You advocate for anything that you do because you were told it was the right thing to do not because you actually believe in said causes or values. You are a vegan because you are still afraid of what will happen if you aren't one not because you truly buy into any of the anti meat eating propaganda you shill constantly. You hate women because you were horrendously abused by a woman, your mother…not because you totally were not the root cause of all of your relationship issues throughout your teenage and adult life. The woman convinced she was a psychic, that you had special powers and you were above everyone because she is an unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic who you bought into the delusions of…and yet WE are the ones with fucked perspectives. Absolutely amazing level of evasion right there.
Godspeed Grease. Hopefully the price of Thorazine will go down in the coming years because you will need as much as you can get with how you are currently going.
No. 293522
>>293520Nah, not Grease. Please don't accuse me of such thing as I'm only providing info that no one really looks deep into. Speaking of…
Onion's "rape prevention" website, there's a ton of wtf's and lulz on this.
http://web.archive.org/web/20041211115743/http://www.rapeprevention.info/how-can-i-stop-rape/ No. 293523
>>293522Blegh! My writing
did sound like Greg's! I promise I'm innocent, I'm in no way Onion or affiliated with said Onion! I am merely providing information on his e-whoring days before YouTube.
No. 293527
>>293521>>You were raised into a cult like phony sect of Christianity called Seventh Day Adventist until you were eleven years old only to have that psychologically abusive indoctrination swapped out for an even more benign system of beliefs your mother invented herself seemingly overnight. Couple this with a code of ethics towards women and a view of idealized social morals so postwar 1950's that not even Hugh Beaumont could hold a candle to it all while trying to maintain this image of an edgy quasi-goth know it all.A hundred times, this.
All of it is accurate, he himself knows it's accurate but he just sticks his fingers in his earholes and goes "Lalalalala, I'm not listening to this and I'm not going to fix my problems because you're all haters and I used to be popular on YouTube."
I honestly do believe he's self-aware enough to realise that he's a piece of shit, he does it all on purpose because he enjoys getting a rise out of people, even HSanon acknowledged this early on. It's his way of compensating from a lack of anyone giving him attention, he's a dullard, he's boring, he's less-than-average and he's fully aware of this, it's the reason why he only latches on to controversial topics - it's because he knows he has nothing else going on for himself otherwise.
His moral has basically always been - "We are whatever we wish to be." - it's not deep, it's not philosophical, it's a statement basically telling you that he doesn't have a fucking personality of his own.
He's been this way for 31 years, he is not gonna change any time now or in the future and thousands of these types of people exist around us on a daily basis, the only difference is that most of them don't have a soapbox to stand on, he's seriously no different than a fucking crazy street preacher trying to amass absolutely any idiot that will listen to him.
No. 293539
>>293528It's grease's fans who troll people. Most of Anti-O's are smart and adult enough not to do so.
He's probably asking you to ~troll~ him so he could screenshot the messages and make a ~haturr~ video.
Also, I've noticed that if you stalk someone on FB their profiles eventually appear to the person's "People you might know"-list. So don't go to his profile or message him.
No. 293542
>>293516
>don't shit it up by contributing fuck all to the topic yourself.As if accusing everyone of being Greg contributes to the topic.. If anything, these posts are shitting up the thread. Why do we give a fuck if he's lurking? And why do we feel the need to call (who we suspect to be) him out? To shame him?? News flash, assholes: this "Swiper no swiping," thing doesn't work IRL. Assuming he does post here, Greg doesn't give a fuck abt how obvious he is; he'll probably keep at it no matter what. Just ignore the post if you think it's him…
inb4 "hey, Greg. [weak, predictable attempt at snarky remark]?"
No. 293574
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>>293528For a moment I was afraid that his son got Onion's shitty genetics, but turns out it's little Onion himself.
No. 293588
>>293572>>One of the grievances about her is that she's 30.Of course it is, he doesn't like women - he only likes little girls.
Anyone over the age of 20 is too old for him.
No. 293594
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>>293574>that CWC-esque furrowed brow…he really has the 'tism doesn't he?
No. 293604
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It wasn't him.
No. 293619
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Her grandparents
No. 293621
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How come granddad didn't mention Troy but mention his great grand daughter
No. 293623
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No baby bump…… Yet
No. 293630
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No. 293633
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If cindy is her mother then this could be her
No. 293635
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Greg sister
No. 293638
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No more yucky dreads
No. 293639
>>293637>>293638No, we have not. It is also against the rules.
"Don't post personal information of people who may be related to a certain person but aren't directly involved. For example, if you are posting the info of someone who you feel has done something wrong, do not post info about their uninvolved family and friends."
Also, learn to sage and stop spamming. Idiot.
No. 293657
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She's already afraid of losing billie
No. 293658
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Sorry wrong one
No. 293695
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They both know it's true…
No. 293701
>>293638Jesus tap dancing CHRIST the resemblance is uncanny. His sister got lucky she doesn't look like Mama Gurgles.
>>293695They're both so self-loathing, what a healthy relationship.
No. 293723
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Taylor really is pregnant…
No. 293724
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Oh and her kid has cavities now.
No. 293729
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No. 293770
>>293753I think the baby is eating crap. They said they wouldn't make the baby a vegetarian but they're probably feeding it only that apple sauce baby food and breast milk. Neither of them can cook as evidence by the life sustaining taco bell.
Hey Greg, if you lurk here, fucking look at youtube. There are vegetarian/vegan cooking videos there and you should have some idea how to cook when you hit 30.
No. 293771
>>293753>>293749>>293770I used to date a guy with a breast milk fetish and he said it was very sweet. Judging by their bad skin and pale complexions, they have shitty diets, so maybe that's fucking up her milk? I don't know. She shouldn't be breastfeeding a two year old anyways. Also, I'm pretty sure vegetarians are more prone to tooth decay, so maybe they are raising the baby vegetarian.
fun fact: half a gallon of human breast milk can be sold for up to $120 (depending on the quality) !
No. 293783
>>293780Taylor is friends with
https://www.youtube.com/user/JonPazVideos this guy. He's a talented musician that Greg has never asked to collab with. I hope he's Troy's real father and Greg is shooting blanks like his drug store Maury Povich sperm count test showed.
No. 293789
>>293779It's not the milk. Many cultures nurse their kids till they're 3 or older.
I bet they give him a lot of sweet drinks in a baby bottle and dont help him brushing his teeth. Main reason for rotten teeth in this age.
Bitch should stop spending her time on the internet and learn how to be a good mother instead
No. 293811
>>293749It happens if kids with teeth get to have milk in bed… bottle or boob tbh… if they brush their teeth like they're supposed to, but then just take bottle to bed, their teeth still end up getting an acid/sugar bath overnight, and that's where the cavities come from.
I agree though that it shouldn't be happening in a child that young, but that is how it happens.
No. 293825
>>293724The cavities must be SUPER bad if they're even doing it, instead of just waiting for his baby teeth to fall out.
dame
No. 293831
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>>293830>I guess at least we finally have our answer as to why they never mention their child or act like he exists, eh?I always figured he looks like Sloth from The Goonies and they were too embarrased. This new info about his teeth just strengthens my theory.
No. 293834
>>293724Two and a half years old and she's still breast feeding? What the fuck?! This is stupid as fuck and bad parenting to boot. It's like what
>>293811 said. Jesus… This explains the mystery behind why they never mention their son–they fucking neglect him. Multiple cavities and not even 3 years old is unacceptable.
No. 293835
>>293831Same.
I was suspecting for the longest time that he may have Down's Syndrome, especially since Grease threw a shitfit one time about not wanting to pay for tests on Lainey whilst she was still pregnant with him.
But the only thing that threw me off that suspicion was the fact that Grease has enjoyed taking the piss out of people with Down Syndrome since then, he wouldn't be that fucking evil to do so if his own child had Downs would he?
Rhetorical, I know… but ughhh.
No. 293838
>>293834Anon, you can't say they neglect him while also bitching she still breast feeds. Breat feeding while the child is older is usually a sign of over coddling and attachment to the child. Lainey and Greg are just fucking idiots that know 0 about nutrition and probably don't teach their child good habits.
A 2 1/2 being riddled with cavities to the point he needs to be put under is not okay. I feel bad for the future baby.
Also if Lainey is around 6 months pregnant, that pretty much is 100% proof that Greg knocked her up to keep her right after cuddlegate, which happened late January and early February.
No. 293842
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wow this poor child…
I believe this is why the friend helps them, she sees that this kid isn't going to be okay on its own.
…and they want another? why?
I hope he doesn't get a daughter, would be too creepy.
No. 293844
>>293842Ten-to-one, there's gonna be a new video in the works where Grease goes on a rant and blames the nanny they hired (Selena) for causing their son's mouth to be a cesspool of decay.
It's like, fuck no Grease… your wife has fucking admitted to nursing him at night, your wife is there with the child before bedtime when he should have brushed his teeth instead of getting a drying-up titty shoved into his bacteria-riddled maw.
And I hope in turn, Selena sues his ass for even suggesting she's to blame for it when there's evidence out there that it's all his and his wife's fault.
No. 293848
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This is what he's been doing for the last 20 minutes, the state of his mirror is just as fucking greasy as his face.
No. 293850
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No. 293853
>>293789Gross. If you still Breast feeding after 18 months than you're a bad mother.
This is 2016 culture isn't an excuse anymore
No. 293854
>>293852This is a mod's reply. Don't bitch.
You really shouldn't be using image boards, should you.
Also, learn how to sage (pro-tip: put "sage" in the email field. You're welcome).
No. 293855
I thought they kept Selena in another house. Does she come over during the day to watch Troy while Gaggle and Lainey ignore dick around online all day?
>>293852How fucking new are you.
No. 293857
>>29383825 weeks ago would be in early February so right after the cuddlegate mess. This kid is a band-aid baby :/ Isn't she graduating college soon too? I think he wanted another kid to keep her tied down for awhile longer.
>>293840I don't know why she wouldn't try to ween him when she got pregnant. He's 2, it would be good to give herself a break for the pregnancy and that way he won't be flipping out constantly because the newborn gets more titty than he does. I don't know if gross Greg has a lactation fetish but he definitely has strong opinions about stuff he doesn't have to actually do like extended breast feeding.
No. 293863
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>>293842If they have a daughter he would probably dress it in stuff like pic related
>>293771Nobody cares about your ex but least read up before you try to contribute theories; fyi breastfeeding a toddler is a bit weird but it's not bad for the kid unless there are other factors like
>>293844 No. 293881
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>>293724>general anesthesiaWow, for a dentist to put a kid under general anesthesia just to fill cavities on their baby teeth, it must be really, REALLY bad. General anesthesia is relatively quite dangerous and requires an anesthesiologist, which ramps up the costs big time. For cavities to even be worked on in baby teeth they have to be bad. But general anesthesia? Either the kid has some sort of disease that makes it prone to teeth rot or the parents are incredibly neglectful. Or both. Poor thing never stood a chance. :(
No. 293886
>>293849>>Lolololol, My wife nearly died giving birth to my first child, so I've made her pregnant again without a moments thought about her wellbeing or for the unborn sprogs.It's really hard to decipher what is a lie and what is the truth with him anymore, I wouldn't be surprised he just said that to garner pity and sympathy… one thing for certain is that he threw a massive shitfit when the doctors told him that he should pay to run her through some tests to make sure she wouldn't have a difficult birth.
He sure fucking loves you, Taylor.
No. 293888
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>>293877He's either got something on the back of his head or he jizzed on his mirror.
No. 293900
>>293877He needs to quit bitching about his bills, he's 30 years old and has 2 houses, a fancy car and can afford plane tickets to get pussy. He's acting like some kind of victim because his views are down so the system MUST be rigged. Nope, it can't have anything to do with an awful, unlikable personality or
edgy jokes that aren't even funny. He doesn't realize he lucked out to have that popularity he had in the first place. It's his mistake that he thought he could coast on that for the rest of his life and continue getting constant praise. Sure he'll claim this is some kind of joke but all this butthurt over more popular youtubers is authentic. We picked up on his saltiness a long time ago.
By the way he got famous for wearing and banana costume and dancing around like an idiot. Here's a video of him from his second Tosh appearance. Sorry for the shit quality this was the best I could find lol.
No. 293902
>>293888I think he's got something on his head.
>armpit hair Wait, wasn't he against body hair??? They look black and dirty along with the lard-filled arms! Ew
No. 293910
>>293907So what you're saying is; he doesn't like his women to have body hair yet he's allowed to? Guess we have to add that to his long list of hypocricies.
>baby dickIs his cock really that tiny? Who confirmed this? Curious.
No. 293947
>>293943I agree. I also know families that breastfed to 3-4 years, and their kids' teeth did not rot out.
Regular family genetics have a lot to do with how suceptible we are to tooth decay, but there are also genetic diseases and disorders that increase the rate or impede normal tooth growth.
No. 293949
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>>293947It would really make sense that the kid has some sort of genetic disorder, imo. Both Greg and Taylor have a pathological need for attention and a martyr/victim complex, and having a kid is the hands-down easiest way to both get victim attention ('being a SAHM is so haaaaaaarrrrrddddd! you don't understaaaaaannnndddd!') and find a plethora of ways to judge and pontificate towards others about their life choices. Taylor is a nasty ass boob nazi, but it's very surprising and out-of-character that they haven't used their kid to talk about anything but that or baby dicks. They're willing to talk about every other intimate aspect of their lives but draw the line at something that every run-of-the-mill attention whore exploits for attention? Yeah, not buying the idea that they're trying to keep their kid out of the spotlight to protect him. They're both way too self-focused for that. Either Grog is trying to hide him so he doesn't shatter his 'forever youthful' image or the kid has some sort of defect and they're embarrassed. Or both. Hopefully it's a defect because a toddler having so much tooth decay that they have to get it fixed under general anesthesia is really fucked up and abnormal.
No. 293957
>>293953Probably a long time since they keep Troy under wraps so hard. Unless Taylor's friend decides she doesn't want their easy money flowing in for some reason and decides to tell all, I can't imagine how somebody would be able to figure out what's going on with their child.
Actually, maybe Billie has an idea, and that's all gonna blow up sooner or later, so maybe she'll tell all. But if Troy has a defect and since Grog and Taylor want to act like teens with her, then they hide Troy from her too.
Maybe if someone searches through that 'moms group' Taylor posted to then they can dig up some dirt.
No. 293960
>>293943Nice blog post, but your personal experience doesn't account for the majority of children who have been through the same experiences and ended up with rotten teeth, consider yourself lucky.
Otherwise, it would mean all dentists are liars.
No. 293996
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>>293527tfw I'm even more uncomfortable with other SDAs now that I know Gurgles was a part of the community.
No. 294019
>>294015There are actually a bunch of excuses to do it, although usually alongside solid food etc. Put away this topic for fucks sake.
Breastfeeding is not the problem here, it's all of the terrible parenting skills that are doing the damage like whether or not the kid is getting other food or its' teeth brushed.
No. 294022
>>294008That and he's claimed before that he doesn't remember
anything before age 11 yet remembered having a crush on his former 2nd grade teacher. Could it be he's trying to repress certain memories? Especially from the public?
No. 294029
>>294019This.
My issue isn't with the breastfeeding, nobody should really give a fuck about how long she intends to try and keep that up, it's totally irrelevant and seriously distracts away from the real issue at hand.
It's the fact that they've allowed the baby to get to this point unchecked to warrant GA and fillings at such a young age.
He's either not getting the nutrients he needs, or eating too much sugar or he's got some kind of genetic disorder.
The above are only assumptions, we don't have the facts - but one thing is for certain is that they've neglected his oral health long enough for his mouth to get this bad.
If they were actually brushing his teeth, they would've found signs of cavities before they got to the point of this kind of severity.
Teething for babies is a bad enough stage of development for them to endure, but to endure cavities on top of that?! Madness.
That baby must have been in ridiculous amounts of pain whilst they've taken priority over their near 24/7 internet presence.
No. 294040
>>294031Because whoring on social media is their #1 life priority.
Their kid? Who cares lol. Give it to a 24/7 hour nanny, never mentioned him again againd and say it's because of ~haters~.
Oh and make another one just to force you stay in marriage.
No. 294075
>>294044That's some attachment she has to her child, eh? She didn't even take action on her baby's rotten mouth until the last minute.
She's just as much of a bullshitter about "progressive lifestyle choices" as Gurg is, they pretend to be advocates of that shit because they think it makes them look better than everyone else.
No. 294087
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Plaineyboy posted this on her Facebook before so there is your answer when she will stop breastfeeding
No. 294088
>>294087vom.
Don't tell me she's going to change its diapers till then too.
No. 294090
>>294087Sounds like she's been reading the anti-onision blogs where the posts about Troy's manky-mouth were first submitted, and it's hit a nerve.
How is this image of any relevance to her anyway? She's only just finished her degree and she's pregnant again, she'll probably just hang it on her wall and won't even bother looking for a job for another three years just like DSSCTM mentioned. She's always going to be clinging onto Grease's arm, she isn't going anywhere, she has no goals other than to fuck around and use him as her wage packet.
How is a growing child going to want pumped milk mailed to them, when the whole point of breastfeeding is that the act itself comforts them? These people are fucking clueless.
No. 294102
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There is also this
No. 294108
>>294101Ah okay, you kinda made it sound like it was posted today, so this part of my post is moot.
>>Sounds like she's been reading the anti-onision blogs where the posts about Troy's manky-mouth were first submitted, and it's hit a nerve. But yeah, she's always been anal-retentive about breastfeeding, it's not really news… which is the reason why we shouldn't let it overshadow the fact that she's actually neglected her son's oral health.
>>294103It sounds more like she's implying that she can eat as much as she wants because of breastfeeding, rather than losing weight through it.
No. 294111
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Jesus Fucking Christ, Grease… can't you just leave the internet alone whilst your son is most likely still in recovery today after his mouth surgery?
Spend all your time with him, he's more than likely really fucking confused and sore as hell and needs all the love he can possibly get. You are such a fucking ridiculously bad parent… I was actually hoping you had the decency to stay offline and tend to your fucking families needs today, but no… you have other priorities and you just don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself.
No. 294133
>>294103sage for OT but it's totally fine for parents to lose weight more quickly from breastfeeding. it's one of the benefits. there are enough reasons to criticize Taylor without nitpicking regular things.
>>294112her parents will probably be overjoyed since they seem to still be keeping in contact with her. if they're still talking to her then they're probably prepared to take her in as soon as she's given the boot and making it known that their arms are open, since that's what family is supposed to do for abuse victims. shame she'll never leave on her own since she's fucked up in her own right.
No. 294220
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>>294146it blows my mind that this is a guy in his thirties
No. 294271
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Onion's trying to be a big boy now, or…something else.
No. 294366
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>>294271I seriously get deja vu vibes…
No. 294417
>>294022He also admitted in the "betrayal" video that his mom would give him fully nude massages with oil…
I do not think it has ever occurred to him that he was molested all through out his childhood even by his mother of all people so he has just lived his entire life thinking that everyone else was going through the same things.
No. 294439
>>294417Maybe that might also explain his hate and need to control the women in his life, because he was controlled and taken advantage of by a woman throughout almost his entire life - he felt emasculated.
I too think he was sexually abused, of course he won't admit it because
family. This was even suggested in the EO blog during the Onion/Someguy debate.
No. 294471
>>294439I don't know if he gives a shit about his sisters. It's not all about family, it's only about his psycho mom. He threw his dad under a bus and claims to his viewers that his died is a child molester.
>>294463He declared himself to be the king of cucks and had his fans flood urban dictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuck No. 294477
>>294463Depends what definition you're going by.
Is he a cuckold? Yes, but now claims to be involved in threesones.
Is he a "cuck"? No, because he isn't a feminist or activist, he uses buzzwords for views.
No. 294478
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New Onion selfie…dedicated to his daddy.
No. 294491
>>294486>>294489Wow, like… that definitely goes too far. There's no signs whatsoever that could confirm that.
Also, there's plenty of people still breastfeeding their children that age. Has anyone of you recently been to a kindergarten? Most of them aren't even potty trained. It's been a new "trend" to do that and to continue breastfeeding for a few years now. Not that that's what you should be doing, but you know, she's not the only one. Especially not in Seattle.
No. 294514
>>294499Though this may not count as child molestation, there
is something creepy going on.
She reminds me of that old lady from
Grace with the boob thing.
Read the plot, you'll see what I mean:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_(2009_film) No. 294538
>>294526Someone
really needs to get on their case about this… Who knows how long the kids will last with these two pedos, next time we're gonna hear about how they're malnourished!
No. 294556
>>294546For breastfeeding her kid?
The "until he goes to college" thing was clearly a joke aimed at people questioning her own business, like the over the top joke responses from people who are bothered for breastfeeding in public.
There's lots wrong with Lainey but I don't think this is one of them.
Also in response to the teeth thing, does anyone think it might be a vitamin deficiency? I've heard tales of vegetarian households having teeth issues because of improperly balanced diets related to a vegetarian diet, and we all know gurg and plainey wouldn't bother actually looking into how to take care of their nutrition.
Just by googling it I come up with a lot of articles about high rates of tooth decay in vegetarians and vegans (I'm guessing by the people who do no research on nutrition etc before starting).
No. 294557
>>294556Taylor, is that you or are you anon one of her many sympathizers?
We agreed we shall no longer sympathize with her and/or defend her actions due to too much attention whoring.
No. 294559
>>294557I don't sympathize with her, I criticized her for not researching nutrition or the drawbacks of being vegetarian and/or neglecting her kid enough that it has a ton of cavities.
But calling CPS over breastfeeding a kid is retarded.
No. 294560
>>294556still, something seems fishy about a "joke" that implies she would let her adult son suck her tit.
and still, there needs to be an eye on this household because something is wrong
yee plus onion always preaches unhealthy lifestyles just without meat
No. 294562
>>294559normal people - breastfeeding is natural and should be allowed in public sure
Onion and Lamo - "IDC ID BREASTFEED MY CHILD EVEN IF HE WAS IN COLLEGE I DONT CARE IF THE CHILD IS 6 STEP AWAY FROM THE BREAST FEEDING WOMAN
constantly talks about breast feeding"
No. 294563
>>294559Look, we're not worried about the breast-feeding, but aside from the molestation accusations; something
is wrong with that family. Do you honestly believe the won't show the kid due to "haturz"?
There's also the fact about the state of their house - it's dirty! You've seen Onion's videos, are you gonna deny that too?
We've been patiently waiting for about two years, I think it's time to take action.
No. 294564
>>294562I've honestly seen this before (alongside breastfeeding in public, breast over bottle, etc type posts) and it's always by women who have no other personality pretty much and it's the only thing they can feel "superior" about.
So yeah honestly, I'm not surprised. Maybe that's why I'm not so up in arms about it because I've seen this type of posting behavior before and it's just bored, boring bitches with nothing else interesting to talk about and no hobbies or friends.
>>294563Sorry anon, I thought they were suggesting it JUST because of the breastfeeding thing. But yes, I seriously doubt the kid is in a good environment. But IMO there should be some damn good evidence to send in so they don't just brush it off.
No. 294591
>>294583>Carelesswe have no idea if they are. We know nothing about their parenting.
>Pedosthey are not pedopholes, neither of them have shown any sign of being attracted to prepubescent children. Yes they both have had relationships with LEGAL teenagers, but that's it.
>Unhealthy foodwe don't know what they feed the kid and unless he is starving or morbidly obese cps won't care. Many American families eat a lot of processed crap and fast food.
>Discourage exercisewhat are you even talking about? Even if that was true that's no legal reason to take a kid away from his parents
No. 294595
>>294576A child getting cavities at a very young age to the point of getting anesthesia is not considered negligence?
Since birth, child was rarely mentioned unless for sheer convenience benefitting them is not some kind of abuse?
Are you sure you're not Lamo???
No. 294601
>>294595No, if the cavities were a sign of neglect either the dentist or the oral surgeon would have reported them. It's rare for children that young to get cavities unless it's due to a genetic factor.
How would not talking bout about a child online be a sign of abuse or neglect? Besides if you go on the laineybot tumblr archives you will see Lainey talked about the kid all the time there.
No. 294602
>>294591
>Careless Their kid shouldn't get cavities at this age nor should be put inside general anesthesia. They spend their time on the Internet when they should be with their son and tend to his needs.
>Pedos It's been known that Onion and Lamo are constantly hitting on younger, underaged girls and Onion himself has cheated on both wives with much younger women.
No. 294606
>>294601You've mentioned
archive, why isn't she talking about him now? Why is she pretending that her kid doesn't exist anymore? It's been proven by his (now deleted) videos that they've never wanted one. They have another one coming, but was never conceived out of love.
No. 294609
>>294605You have GOT to be fucking kidding me…
Onion (or Lamo), it's you isn't it? Or a banana? Come out of hiding losers, we're on to you!
No. 294616
>>294614Watch his current videos, there are pictures about it on the OnisionDrama and EO blogs on tumblr.
Again, come out of hiding bananas!
No. 294618
>>294616Nope not good enough anon. You got nothing.
Cut the shit. Shot the vendetta. Stop trying to start a personal army. Look at all the evidence we have. Legally we have nothing. Nothing wrong with breastfeeding a 2.5 year old. If the cavities showed neglect they would have been reported. Their house is not that dirty and they are not legally considered sexual predators. Stop.
No. 294639
>>294638Keeping an eye on them is reasonable, I agree. I have a feeling though that a lot of people want to report them just because they don't like them, instead of for genuine reasons (I could be wrong here though).
But to repeat: I do not think they're good, or even decent parents. But bad enough to call CPS? I don't know.
Bad enough to call a family member…? That would be more reasonable I think, but who to call/contact would be the question.
No. 294660
>>294655A two year old having cavities is fucking absurd anon, that is neglectful. CPS worthy probably not, but it is neglectful and unacceptable for parents that make YouTube videos for a living. They have time and the money to give their child the best.
Dicking an 18 year old has priority.
No. 294669
>>294668They already got CPS called on them, nothing happened.
Move on, Onion and Plainboi are digging their own grave anyways.
No. 294677
>>294672I think Onion mentions it here.
It's supposed to be a video about Lainey but one minute in he starts trashing her father.
No. 294679
>>294677He mentions they've called CPS
before the kid was born, not after. It was retarded on thei part to do so.
>My kids…?What kids? At the time, didn't they have only one?…unless he counts the
other kid.
No. 294737
>>294682>has a history of treating girls he dates like shitNot illegal, not a sign of child abuses or neglect, cps doesn't care
>mom molested himThat is very unlikely. Considering she didn't become a masseuse until he was in high school. She hops from job to job pretty often and I've seen the archive of the short lived website he created for her massage business. He says she only have him one body massage and avoided his genitals, someone in high school is going to know the difference between good touch and bad touch. Enough with the insane accusations. Besides even if he was molested that doesn't mean the child will be molested
>constantly brags about losing vcard at 13Not as uncommon as you think, Wasnt illegal, even if it was its not a sign of child abuses or neglect, cps doesn't care
>drove shiloh and others into insanityNot illegal, not a sign of child abuses or neglect, cps doesn't care
>gets shiloh preggo because of his weird fetish and treated her like shitNot illegal, not a sign of child abuses or neglect, cps doesn't care
>shitty dirty houseStill waiting for that proof
>just a greasey mess in generalNot illegal, not a sign of child abuses or neglect, cps doesn't care
>manipulative Not illegal, not a sign of child abuses or neglect, cps doesn't care
>fanbase of underage girls and is known to pry off of underage girlsNone of his relationships were illegal, not a sign of child abuses or neglect, cps doesn't care
No. 294741
>>294740Holy shit I cant wait until the summer is over. This thread has turned to complete shit.
>Tinfoil hat conspiracy theories>anyone that disagrees with them is Greg>shit posting about Greg's potato face, literally adding zero to the discussionAlso the house they live in now was rented by them less than a year ago. There is no way it's going to be "child abuse" levels of bad yet.
No. 294742
>>294564>>294576>>294599>>294611>>294613>>294634Long term poster and contributor to all Grease threads here.
I agree with all these anons, don't get CPS involved over minor shit that doesn't count as abuse, no one here has proof that they're abusing their children - it's all just assumptions fuelled by their bad parenting (yes, they're fucking bad parents - but currently not abusive) so calling CPS over this shit is just going to give them reason not to come out in the future when they might actually start becoming abusive.
Lainey plays cry-wolf a lot, that's why it's earned her nothing from disrespect and avoidance from anons and we no longer give her the time of day when she's whining about shit that Grease has done… but if we lower ourselves to that level and get CPS involved just because we have a fucking "feeling" that their kids are endangered, CPS are going to ignore any future involvement with them because of that shit.
So please stop with the nonsense and let the milk flow naturally and unhindered on it's own, if shit is going to go down - then it's going to happen without our interference like it always does.
No. 294775
>>294770This is an interesting thought. Greg and Lainey would try to stir fake drama together years ago. I remember one time Lainey got her friend to plant fake rumors about her (Like she put cum in her hair to make it grow) when word began to spread they laughed about it on Twitter. Lainey's teenage fans had to tell her she was acting immature and she apologized. That was the last time I remember her trying to start fake drama and rumors but Greg has been starting fake drama all year. I could see Greg waiting for someone to call cps so he can whine about the haturz and brag about how he is a great parent because his child didn't get taken away, like when animal control investigated them.
Tinfoil hat aside its most likely someone who really hates Greg and Lainey. It's fun to accuse everyone of being Greg and Lainey (I'm guilty of it too) but maybe we should cut it out when this thread is maxed out and we start a new one. this one is already a mess of paranoia and shit posting. There is a slim to none chance he even cares about this site. He didn't even flinch when Kiwi Farms doxed him and he never interacted with any of the anti pages that have been around for years. What's another gossip site to him?
No. 294789
>>294782It wasn't just AJ who told SG about onion's obsession with him, Skye and Shiloh also stated this as well(to him) and the part where he still believes in Sicesca.
Some of his older Speaks videos also confirm some of the things HSAnon said about him such as his fashion sense, creepy loner status and class troubles(there's a Speaks video where he mocks teachers for having mental breakdowns, calling them 'immature' including his own).
Not saying HSAnon is legit or not, though it
is kind of odd to just dump this shit, do the interview then leave.
Though on onion's old sites, he
did reference a "Michael Wilson"…
No. 294806
>>294605>>294605Their old house was pretty nasty looking tbh. The new one looks cleaner because its new and they have like nothing in it.
Of course I don't think a somewhat unkempt home = CHILD NEGELECT. People be reaching for the stars in this thread rn.
No. 294807
>>294802You're missing the point. The point isn't defending Greg and Lainey as parents the point is that anons are acting like we have evidence of abuse or neglect when really they are using irrelevant information and are using small things to reach to crazy conclusions especially with all the sexual abuse accusations that have been thrown around the last day or so. Yeah Greg is a shitty person yeah they probably are terrible parents but making accusations with little to no evidence is a good way to get people to stop listening to REAL criticisms people have against them and to ignore the evidence of real abuse Greg puts his girlfriends though. Greg's only defense is "my haters are all liars" and the crazy anons here are making him look right.
The "evidence" pointed out on this thread about child abuse or neglect up against the law and cps standards, we have nothing.
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I don't care about their crotch fruit. A lot of people are disrespecting him on twitter and he's going on rambling about politics, gun control, and bashing comcast.
No. 294815
>>294810Good, 'bout time people outside the anti-o community started calling him out on his bullshit.
>>294813I don't wanna watch, I'm scared. Can you please give me a a summary of what's going on?
No. 294852
>>294825I wonder what his women felt when they
had to see him naked,
especially while showering together.
No. 294877
>>294813Why did I watch this.
It's terrible.
No. 294883
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>>294813Pretty much this video is Onion showing Lamo a bunch of random unflattering pictures of people who are youtube famous, stroking his ego when she says no, seeming disappointed when she isn't interested in girls like Hannah Minx, acting petty and namecalling most of the guys Lamo says she finds attractive, etc…
Oh and this happened. Yeah, keep dreaming Cucky. We all know what you really look like.
No. 294898
>>294807Thank you, reasonable and wise anon.
They're neglectful as fuck, we all know that - but so far, they're not abusive. Crying wolf is not gonna help anyone, if anything - it will cause his fans to think we're bullshitting about everything. We're here to state facts and evidence, not bullshit assumptions and guessing games about them.
It's fodder, it was the exact same way anons acted in the thread about Bonelord Ashley and that's why it got bumped down to /snow, unless we have undeniable proof about something, please don't shit up the thread with your "thoughts and feelings" about what he may or may not be doing… I seriously don't want to see this or any future Grease threads going the same way.
No. 294900
>>294810He "served" for less than a couple of years at maximum and purposely found a way to get discharged by STRIPPING NAKED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO KILL A RABBIT.
You don't deserve a "thank you" or a purple fucking heart for that, shitscum.
Stop trying to con people into thinking you were actually heroic or redeemable.
No. 294901
>>294813I've not watched it, but from the thumbnail alone how can you not tell that Billie is a fucking CHILD?! And why the fuck did he use that photo of her when these's plenty of photos of her without "makeup" that he's so staunchly against?!
He seriously makes me feel sick.
No. 294917
>>294890do not want
>>294417>fully nude massages with oiloh you mean cuddling
No. 294923
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Took you long enough. This is probably a joke to all the "haturz" but we all know it's the truth.
No. 294924
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Onion's realization…?
No. 294926
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>>294924Here's moar Onion…
No. 294933
>>293726It's not that uncommon, though generally you'd switch to a bottle and pump by the time their teeth are out.
Not the reason for cavities
No. 294938
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I've been trying to look into the police report following the altercation involving Onion and his old man, but I'm coming up dry. I'll link any information I've found in the process anyway because I'm a piece of shit and I thought you guys might be interested. If I’m wrong about any of this, feel free to correct me. Anyone who knows something else I'm missing, remember – sharing is caring!
Randall "Randy" Gray Daniel. He's a former pastor though from what I now know he's currently spending his time at the Kettering Adventist Church in Kettering, Ohio. I don't know what position he's holding, but I've found through some church bulletin shit that he's a local church elder, teacher, and host for church services and get this – he volunteers to offer Christian course services to inmates through the Kairos Prison Ministry in the Lebanon Correctional Institute. At one point, he was the vice president of the Bellbrook (Ohio) Sugarcreek Optimist Club. He worked for Habitat for Humanity too, plus he’s a financial planner and the chair of his church board.
He has a full time job at Saxon Financial Services as a financial adviser. He graduated in Wright State University with a Master’s degree in Public Administration Southern University of Seventh day Adventists, and he also has a Bachelor’s degree with Theology/Theological Studies.
He met and married his current wife, Debbie, in Ohio in 1988, just a year after his divorce and subsequent escape from Tami Jayne Jackson. Debbie must be the “fucking bitch” that sparked the fight and arrest of our Greggers.
Randy seems like a real upstanding citizen. No wonder he ditched Tami and her hellions.
Pic related – it’s what Greg’s going to look like in twenty years.
Financial service adviser portfolio:
http://gosaxon.com/portfolio/randy-daniel/Kettering church facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/KetteringAdventistChurch/?fref=nf No. 294947
>>294938Holy shit, Greg DOES look like his daddy! Those narrow, droopy almond eyes(that aren't green), uber long bushy eyebrows and strong widow's peak. The resemblance is uncanny!
He'll look like that in 20 years but worn out, haggard and creepy.
I've seen Debbie's profile, she seems like a nice lady, maybe Onion was just jealous of her and hated her for "taking mommy's place".
No. 294968
>>294966And suddenly his sex appeal just flew out the window into a pile of dogshit.
Anyone on here know the name of Gerg's sisters? I know one is Joanna (currently Joanna Shaw as she married), but I don't have a clue about the other one. He doesn't mention them often. If someone could link a facebook account, that'd be great too.
No. 294972
>>294969It was a juvenile offense. He was fifteen and staying with his father for a period of about six months. He wrote on an earlier incarnation of one of his websites that he felt as though his father was treating him like he was a criminal during this time, so it's safe to say he was acting like a defensive cunt. It doesn't seem like he ever respected his step-mother either, whether it be by his RL comments or her incarnation in his book. He kept hounding his father to let him see his girlfriend at the time which he was repeatedly refused, which boiled down to calling his step-mother a fucking bitch. That was a big no-no to his old man, who then attempted to strangle Gergles. Greg responded by repeatedly kicking his father in the chest. Cops arrived and saw who was more grievously injured, which led to Greg’s arrest. He stayed the night in jail until his mother could take him out.
There are videos on his Speaks channel + mentions scattered on his old sites, if you can find them. Apologies for any inaccuracies – I’ve just pieced together what I’ve found online.
Now that I think about it, since he was underage the information's probably classified. Goddammit.
No. 294973
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Found some public records regarding Randall Daniel. Can anyone on here that speaks legal jargon tell me what exactly these cases are about?
No. 294975
>>294973The first case: I believe he owed money?
Second case: same?
Third case: onion's mom tried to sue or appeal against Randy…?
That's what I can understand. Did you click on the summaries? Maybe they'll give a better clue.
No. 295004
>>295002Lmao, I can't.
I hope that wasn't Troy's toy.
No. 295015
>>294975Those were the summaries. The dockets gave a little more info, but I still don't have a clue what exactly's going on here. For those interested, search Montgomery OH public records under the name Randall Jackson and have at it.
Randy looks clean. I can't find any rape allegations, but I haven't searched through all Washington county public records yet, just Pierce and King. Anyone know where else he's lived?
No. 295016
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Here's what I could find on Tami. Also, Debbie and Randy's FBs. They seem pretty normal. I'm not sure if Debbie's maiden name is Michals or Beck. It also says that Randy's a father of four, which begs the question – where the fuck is his forth kid?
https://www.facebook.com/deborahmichals.danielhttps://www.facebook.com/randall.g.daniel No. 295020
>>295016It seems she owed a lot of people money, including her ex-husband(s), and unpaid house expenses. That's pretty much of what I could understand, I haven't gotten far in my paralegal training yet.
I believe the fourth kid is Michelle(on Randy's side)…? Months ago, Onion was bitching about her praying for her dead kid just because he hates God. Oh, besides Joanna; his other sister's name is Christina or "Chrissy".
No. 295022
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I think Onion got majority of his looks from his mom
No. 295024
>>295022To be fair, both parents have about the same facial features. But Onion
did inherent her eyelashes and eye color as well as her strong features. Yet he looks most like Papa-Onion.
>>294966Can you use a non-photoshopped Onion pic please? It'd be easier to tell.
No. 295031
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>>295020Sounds like Tami, from what I've gathered. SG827 did some research into her before. I need to start tracking it down. I think he mentioned something about her being batshit and feeling "auras" or some crap. Reminds me of Gergle's Sicesca ramblings, which really seems to validate the indigo child theory.
Is Michelle Debbie's? Anyone have links to anything Christina or Joanna related? More specifically Facebooks, as most people seem to love sharing their lives with the world there nowadays.
>>295021Those are all in either Pierce or King county. I read somewhere that he spent a while in Oregon. What time period was that?
Pic somewhat related. It's Joanna during a senior ROTC joint military ball that she and Randy organized. Seems like not all relations with their old man are rocky after all.
No. 295033
>>295031Michelle is Deborah's. Onion's sisters get along fine with their stepmom and their dad(seen on fb).
I'm not sure when he was in Oregon, I've never checked. Probably after the divorce.
Search for "Jo Tracker Shaw" and "Christina Jackson" on Facebook. If easiest, got to Lamo's (Taylor Anderson) profile, his relatives are there.
No. 295034
>>295033Samefagging:
I'm Still wondering why Onion and Lamo go by their OG last names on Facebook when they could just go by the Avaroe/Avarde name since they're married.
No. 295035
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Looks like someone betrayed Onion's loyalty.
From the comments, SR and Ayalla are back together. Guess no more wiminz for Onioncock.
No. 295038
>>295035that disgusting retarded gimp social repose
hows lainey connected to this lot
No. 295039
>>295038Onion made a gay emo video with him and he was featured in some of his uhohbro and speaks videos.
Onion was also trying to befriend Ayalla for his personal agenda.
No. 295040
>>295035Everytime Billy leaves, Lainey starts posting how she is the best gf, how she misses her, how she needs her, emo tweets etc. Does this strategy seem familiar?
I feel like both Greg and Lainey are jealous of her having life.
But I think Billy knows better than to confine herself in the Onion cave for more than a week. She is fucking around with them for some fame and then she resumes her daily life.
No. 295042
>>295027I think from all accounts of his previous girlfriends, when it comes to relationships he's very intense. He gives them a lot of concentrated attention, along side telling them that he loves them and wants to marry them in the first few days/weeks of talking. She's fulfilled in a sense that she has someone that she feels gives her complete attention.
A long side that, the financial fulfillment. She lives in a huge house, and doesn't have to do shit. I think she's pretty satisfied in that aspect, and that's enough for her to stay.
No. 295043
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>>295035I feel like Ayalla doesn't like her best friend's girlfriend heh
No. 295056
>>295054Nobody (in their right mind) wants to suck Onion's cock.
>>295055Oink oink
No. 295062
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>>295055>>295056Billy looks okay from the front, but her profile is pretty awful. She has the jawline of a fat girl, a caveman browline, and a pig nose.
No. 295070
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>>294970kek, if he starts quoting oscar wilde then we'll know.
No. 295080
>>295078…that's an old photo of him, probably back when he first went solo or was still in The Smiths.
1988 was a long time ago, are you 12?
No. 295081
>>295035He's more than likely extremely jealous that SR gets to hang out with more attractive women than he ever does.
I don't like SR, but at least he hangs around with and fucks people his own age.
No. 295107
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How classy.
No. 295114
>>295110sorry, i haven't catched up on onision shenanigans in a while now. i thought she was younger.
>>295108yeah i was thinking this as well, he's such a pig
No. 295145
>>295140they must have messed up a touch for her to be vulnerable to onion and having so little sense of her own identity. but alienation is really powerful too, and you only have to be a little bit vulnerable for someone to work that on you and get isolated further.
please don't read this as being sympathetic to lainey.
No. 295150
>>295140She hasn't "abandoned" her family, she still visits them (and they visit her) on and off throughout the year. Her family just don't get along with Grease and try to avoid him whenever possible - especially her father and sister.
She's making awful decisions because a genuinely mentally ill adult man helped in making all her decisions for her when she was a teenager and has socially isolated her from the world since then. Now she's growing to be as emotionally manipulative and fucked up as he is, more and more as the years go by.
No. 295157
>>295140>>295145>>295146There's been enough substantial evidence that her parents actually do care about her, it's not the responsibility of other anons to search through every past thread to find those posts every time someone can't be bothered to do it themselves.
This keeps on happening in each thread and it's ridiculous the amount of times that the threads get derailed because of it as it attracts newfags who want to find reasons to relate to the greasemonkey and his wife with their own experiences and assumptions.
Go to the board's catalog page, ctrl + f "onision", find the threads, open them, ctrl + f "parents" and you'll find this exact same topic repeated over a dozen times in each and every thread about him.
If you want a quick summary of their relationship with sources, go to www.lifeofonion.com and look up pages on his current/past relationships and you'll find additional information on there about their relationships to their families as well.
Seriously, it isn't that difficult.
No. 295160
>>295031Woah, could this actually mean that it's possible that Gurg always says terrible shit about his dad, just because he has personal beef with him because his dad wouldn't put up with his shit?
That's fucking low, even for Gurgoyle… I mean, I know for a fact he's done the same thing to Lainey's dad in the past (re: the "draw my life" video and texts), also going so far to attempt to pit Lainey against her own mother and sister online as well (re: Mother's Day tweets and calling her sister a whore on FB).
This guy just fucking HATES anyone that he can't control and has no control over.
No. 295165
>>295162He's always been sexist, homophobic and racist and his views have always leaned more towards conservative than liberal.
This is why I get annoyed when people take his words for gospel and always attack him for the wrong reasons… like, they actually believe in what he says but it's all a big fat lie. He knows that if he pretends to believe in the things that stops him from losing more subscribers; it works to his advantage in getting more views.
But he can't hide his true persona, he's a bad actor and it always comes around to bite him in the ass whenever people become wise to his hypocrisy and contradictory nature.
He's self-aware to the point that he knows that people generally hate his attitude, he's dealt with that all his life, but he's not the victim of that hate, he thrives off it because it's his only lifeline, he'd rather get negative attention than no attention at all.
A very mentally disturbed individual who has been given a soapbox on the internet, and I'm still waiting for the day when somebody is more than willing enough to kick it out from under his feet.
No. 295167
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Oh look, a Someguy comment… Also, why do I have a feeling that this was more directed at his then-wife(given the date it was originally posted)?
No. 295185
>>295166Not like hardcore conservative or far-right, his views would have to be on par with those of Ronald Reagan or G.W Bush if he was… but he's definitely more conservative than his target audience.
He's well aware that the majority of his audience is made up of 12-16 year old girls, so it doesn't matter what magical political bullshit he spews at them, they can't vote anyway and don't know shit about politics themselves. They just know their creepy ephebophiliac preacher is "liberal" because HE SAYS SO, he's "liberal" because he champions animal rights, intact baby penises, breastfeeding, teenage lesbianism and black lives matter (which are not actually related to liberalism whatsoever) but he says he's a liberal so that's makes him so.
He's only smart enough to manipulate kiddies because he's mentally on the same level, but adults however… he has a really fucking hard time dealing with those.
No. 295188
>>295175Can you give us a quickie synopsis on his reasons for being fired, I can't bear to look at his face when it's animated.
I really think at this point HSanon is legit. Honestly, if it was anyone else who interviewed him - we would've taken his word for it without suspicion, it's just that someguy tends to instill doubt in anyone because of his creepy obsession with Grease.
No. 295190
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>>I like listening to quite a few songs about women in love with each other…
There are literally hundreds of adult lesbian singers, bands and songwriters out there and he chooses t.A.T.u to be the one to talk about.
I SWEAR he walks right into this shit without even thinking, his fetishism must be so deeply ingrained into him that he really thinks it's normal to express it like this on a constant basis.
No. 295197
>>295188Um his face is not shooped here - he used to have clear skin with a little acne here and there. Surprising, I know. But please look!
From what HSAnon said: he got "shitcanned" for being incompetent with taking care of kids. Sometimes he would yell and scream at them along with throwing insults at them - most of them were toddlers btw. When he got his ass kicked out of the job before leaving, he said along the lines of "fuck these stupid kids anyway!"
In Onion's version: he was afraid of being irresponsible and careless with the kids he was caring for and could no longer handle the pressure of such responsibility so he quit, not even the $7.25 paycheck was worth it.
No. 295203
>>295197Nah, I seriously can't anon, his movements, speech and facial expressions
trigger the fuck out of me, (I know I'm not the only anon here that feels this way) but thank you for taking the time to type out the dialogue, I appreciate it loads.
>>In Onion's version: he was afraid of being irresponsible and careless with the kids he was caring for and could no longer handle the pressure of such responsibility so he quit, not even the $7.25 paycheck was worth it.I don't understand why he has to lie about everything… past, present and future. He would be making shit tons of cash right now if he kept his mouth shut about his personal exploits and just focused exclusively on making entertaining content.
Heck, there are people out there who even make a good packet out of just recording makeup videos and never feel obligated to ever discuss their personal business.
Why has it always been a necessity for him to discuss his psychotic mindset with the world? He should be talking about this shit with a therapist, people that can actually help him out and aid him with coming to terms with his upbringing, not teenage girls.
It's not like he even makes factual or educated thoughts and opinions, like topics related to social and political world issues… he says a few words about some stupid fucking clickbaity trending topic about why he either hates it or loves it and then bounces on to the next whilst simultaneously interjecting something about his sex life or how someone or other has done him wrong.
With the current rising popularity of streaming videos becoming more and more lucrative than recordings as of recent, my only hope is that he's gonna suffer from it - because he sure as heck can't go without editing videos to hide his obvious social inadequacies and his fans will finally notice what a fucking turd he is.
No. 295206
>>295196That too, which is why it correlates with his personal teenage lesbian fantasies… otherwise, he'd be singing the praises of artists like K.D Lang, Tracy Chapman, Bitch and Animal… shit, the list goes on, and they're liberal as fuck as well.
He doesn't like independant women, he's only interested in girls who will act out his fantasies for him.
No. 295208
>>295207I'll go even-stevens with you and not watch it, but I'll just listen to the audio whilst I do other shiz.
He sounds fucking bored with his own sex life to be honest, the drawl and the disinterest is really apparent in his tone.
How long ago was this one, like who was he with at the time?
No. 295214
>>295205The thing is though, if he doesn't want to listen to a mental health professional, he has his wife, his mother and friends (does he actually have any friends left these days?!) to discuss his thoughts and troubles with. But he refuses to and instead just wants a sounding board/soapbox to stand on and shout his thoughts out into the ether for anyone to listen to.
No matter what your opinion is, it could be the worst fucking craziest thought ever, there will always be someone on the internet who will agree, support and enable you, it's basically one huge, giant hugbox.
You will never get the answers you want out of life through a massive, random social environment and network.
The internet has only ever been good for one thing, and that's helping to research topics for additional knowledge and further education… he's not using it for that, and neither are his fans.
You can tell they aren't doing so, because if they were, they would type in "Onision" into Google search and find a fucking treasure trove of evidence leading to how mentally deranged he really is.
No. 295221
>>295220I bet it's because of her looks.
He shits on every girl that doesn't fit his beauty ideal. I remember when he made a video about fit girls being ugly because they have muscles. I guess that sort of thing intimidates him since he is a skinny fat
No. 295222
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ew.
No. 295229
>>295157Im not asking for you to dig and find screencaps anon, a simple explaination like
>>295146 is all I needed to know. Im not saying her parents didnt care and I get that they're a normal family. I'm just trying to understand why Lainy is such a self destructive idiot because Ive never had the experience with myself or others making such bad relationship decisions at her age. I guess I shouldnt have said there's more going on underneath the surface since that makes it sound like Lainy was being abused or something. Lainy is just a naturally stupid person though so even her parents couldn't fix that.
I started following Onion threads during during the cuddlegate debacle, so no, I don't feel going through all the threads before that, its enough keeping up with the current ones and learning about his other relationship drama.
No. 295232
>>295197If you want a third and fourth version of events
His summery:
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=A_Life%27s_Story#Occupation:_KidsEmail where he throws his boss under the bus:
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=GJD_Emails#E-Mail:_Letter_To_YMCAResignation email:
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=GJD_Emails#E-Mail:_Resignation_from_YMCATL;DR: He "accidentally" found his boss' time sheet and saw she was putting extra time on it so he reported her and demanded action be taken. Nothing happened so he quit for moral reasons.
In his resignation email he wrote he is leaving because he has a plumbing job lined up.
No. 295241
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>>292293Does he ever pose with Billie or does he just take creepshot selfies with her in the background? I tried scrolling through his IG but I couldn't make it any further than this without feeling greasy and some kind of… second hand perversion? I'm not sure how to describe it but I think I need a priest.
No. 295242
>>295208Really? 'Cause to me, he sounds angry af because he didn't get any or something.
Either, way, I hope he didn't go for rape tactics…
No. 295250
>>295243It's been noted he has violent sex with his women. Oh and he
did rape AJ.
No. 295311
>>295287Or maybe both Richie and Ayalla knocked some sense into her, hence why they're all back together.
Keith, or DSSCTM was kinda harrasing Ayalla via Twitter about how she's gonna sell herself to Onion just like Billie-bob did along with somewhat of a warning to keep herself and Billie away from said Onion before she blocked him.
No. 295331
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You don't deserve to wear that shirt, wear an Aqua one since you like them so much!
No. 295385
>>295338Funny thing you should say that, he had a thing for mass shooters - especially the Columbine guys.
>>295340Yeah, it's new. He looks like a creepy douchebag. I know he's one but still…
No. 295390
>>295338I've said it before, and I'll say it again: his weird, "this is how a human smiles" face reminds me of Paul Bernardo.
Bernardo also looked quite pink in his old pics, which also reminds me of our dear onion.
No. 295410
>>295393It's a good thing that Taylor's sister hates him.
>>295398Doesn't Andy Biersack smoke pot?
No. 295420
>>295398He likes Rob Zombie, Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, etc… Aren't most of those guys druggies too?
>>295207I hate to admit it but he kinda looks like Kurt Cobain with that hair.
No. 295427
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>>295424Trent Reznor replaced his heroin addiction with a workout addiction.
No. 295430
>>295427For a second I thought it was James Hetfield from Metallica until I saw the dark hair.
>>295421He probably fucked (most of) his women to Closer.
No. 295434
>>295432It's also well-known that she hated him. He even stated in an email to a friend that he made broke her down a lot because she "disrespected him".
>And lastly, my ex-girlfriends' sister of which I began to love like family ~ she told me she wished I would die, she wished I did not exist… I smiled, and said she was horrible for saying those things, I said she was ugly on the inside, that she did not deserve to look at me…I made her cry many times due to what she had said to me… in a way this makes me a monster… in a way, this makes me a god.
Here's the link:
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=GJD_Emails#E-Mail:_Hello_Margaret No. 295438
Does anyone know what happened with the military records over at Kiwi?
>>295434That's not about Skye's sister. Note "ex girlfriend"
No. 295444
>>295436Yeah, I never understood that part. Like, why do you need a guard to watch over y'all while in the throws of sexy time??? It's not like you're in prison or at an airport! O.o
I have a feeling that Onion was the first man to deflower her.
>>295438The "ex-girlfriend"
was Skye, they were separated from March/April to June/July of 2005.
In a couple of emails to "sabi" (Sabrina Altamirano - their mom), he "apologized" multiple times for his behavior towards Alicia.
Just dig a little deeper. :)
As far as the military thing goes; it's been like, three months and that dude stopped showing up to KF awhile ago, though DSSCTM is working to get those records and it does take awhile to get them. Once he gets them, he's planning to make a video along with PDF files to download for a limited time.
No. 295451
>>295444Pretty sure the guard was there to warn them in case someone came snooping around so they wouldn't be caught.
Do you know what the process is to get those particular records?
No. 295475
>>295451Yeah, I know but where were they that they needed to pay a guard just so they could fuck without being caught?
They said that it takes about a month or two to get a response and another month to get through. DSSTM applied in June and he just got a response about a week or two ago, it's in his tumblr page.
No. 295485
>>295477After Onision Drama has invaded this thread, the discussion has become visibly stupider.
>>295478Guard thing Greg mentions is a joke you tard.
No. 295487
>>295485I guess OD just can't get away from the drama, they also think they know wtf they're talking about just because they're the first neutral/anti-o page. I had a feeling they were here, should just stick to tumblr.
Part of me was thinking it was a joke as well. Guard = condom, ninjas = unwanted pregnancies. Calm your tits and quit it with the insults.
No. 295493
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You can see his middle-age gut underneath that black shirt and suspenders.
Also, that pic does NOT classify as sexy.
No. 295494
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>>295493For some strange reason, she looks like Skye here…?
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No. 295522
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>>295494Skye looked much better than ~plain boi~ ever did
No. 295525
>>295477Thank fuck you wrote that, I thought I was going insane.
>>295522Not really? He hasn't been with a single girl who isn't pretty much the definition of Plain Jane. Even Billie is barely passable with a shit load of makeup on.
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No. 295548
>>295525You're kidding, right? Skye had something the other girls lacked, looks were one of them(she had a special kind of beauty that didn't require a shitload of makeup unlike the others), charm and "uniqueness". How else did Onion fell for her, apparently he saw those qualities too which is why he kept her around longer than the others. But I agree that the others are plain janes (except AJ).
>>295522That face, that's the one(or other expressions she made) I'm talking about! And she definitely looks better than Lamo, and isn't a complete bore.
>>295544If you watch his old South Korea videos - especially the haircut tutorials, dude was fit af. From looking at his videos, he had a pull-up bar installed in his old house. He also used to use his military training for stunts in said videos.
I guess gradually over time he just got lazy and decided that photoshop along with damning others for their dietary choices was the easiest thing to do.
No. 295549
>>295546Yeah, usually when he smiles or laughs it's disingenuous and condescending…
Also, more "happy Onion":
No. 295610
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A (very) little known fact is that Onion suffers from camel toe.
No. 295698
>>295656Kim Jong Il also wore lifts in his shoes and had that weird puffy haircut because he was insecure abut his height.
That's who Onion wants to be like I guess.
No. 295700
>>295610his body sucks so much and the clothing fit like shit.
he needs to work out to even look decent in clothing, how embarrassing.
Even chubby guys I know look 100x next to this thing.
No. 295701
>>295698He
is pretty tall though…and fat.
>>295700How much do you think he weighs, I'd say in the early 200's (pounds-wise).
No. 295710
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>>295701its not like hes even fatfat(dont think hes 200 yet) ,but his body is void of any physical activity. He looks like he spends 98% of his day laying on the sofa and eating junk.
god why is he so gross and greasy
No. 295712
>>295710He
is pretty fat, don't be fooled by the filters he uses to make himself look thin.
All he does is sit on his ass and play with either his phone or the computer, eats "vegan" junk food while trying to find his wife's replacement.
No. 295716
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>>295713yeah and his shoulders are tiny, hes soft and squishy like some middle aged house wife.
pic of a guy with normal regular body in his 30s differs so much. its like hes eating 3000kcal of bread and tofu a day.
No. 295718
>>295716That's all he eats, really. Just tofu in different packages/brands.
That 30 year old pic is hot though!
No. 295722
>>295718If you move where i live, this is like the standard-i do live in a affluent urban area. Staying healthy is just modern culture for productive people with decent jobs. Its actually rare i see a truly overweight person when i'm running errands in my neighborhood.
out the neighborhood…. more fatties ..
Where onion lives is considered one of the most healthy places in the US. It just shows how far removed from society he really is. He has no healthy friendships with people. He calls many people "fake,ect" and instead befriends barely legal teens and edge lords who are some of the most self-absorbed types imaginable.
I can't wrap my head around this guy-hes truly stunted in development like his wife.
No. 295729
>>295722You must either live in Austin or in some part of California, or ia rich white neighborhood.
Onion's been doing the veg thing since '08, but he didn't look like shit and was less greasy.
No. 295730
>>295729No but close! although it is not a white neighborhood at all. i am fortunate to live in a diverse area.
Cuz he was younger, youth is special in that regard.
No. 295743
>>295730I think it also had to do with how they've prepared meals and who he was with at the time. Otherwise, he'd look like shit a long time ago. He has old videos on the archive and speaks channels where he promotes nuts and protein bars.
Also, his negative vibes have taken their toll on his body.
No. 295745
>>295232I like how he actually brags about having a plumbing job lined up.
Also I wonder what mistake he refers to in the resignation email.
No. 295765
>>295713Is he leaning forward slightly to seem taller? His head is huge in comparison to his feet, there's something screwy going on with the perspective in that pic.
>>295714Yeah, he's the definition of skinnyfat.
No. 295808
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He looks scarier than usual…
No. 295816
>>295808ew fit is shit.
Onion cant find clothing that fits his nasty soft body
No. 295865
>>295859Does that mean that Greg wore
>>295808 to a funeral? God, I hope not.
No. 295866
>>295855I think that sign is just on their door.
No restaurant/shop bathroom would look like that.
No. 295873
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He's definitely lurking this thread
No. 295879
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No. 295907
>>295901>>295895I bet both Onion and Plank get jealous over Billy having social life and salty because she won't confine herself in their dungeon for more than two weeks.
Those emo tweets are there to make her feel guilty.
No. 295914
>>295911What's the plot about? Seeing them together
triggers me, I'm sorry.
Thank you in advance for sharing. :)
No. 295946
>>295911Just posting videos again huh? I thought we'd been over this.
>>295939I also had a terrifying Onion dream where I thought he was nice and misunderstood and managed to get sucked into the onion cult (but in the dream it was an island). But then I realised that he was attaching wood to seagulls backs with their wings stretched out so they couldn't fly, so me and Lainey decided to escape. It was wild
No. 295956
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>>295924My sides
>>295670Seriously though. Let's use a less terrifying pic for the next thread…
No. 295976
>>295960I too had an Onion nightmare. Well, multiple; idr the rest but this one's more prominent.
If I remember correctly, I think I was watching random vids (including Onion's) late at night. Then, I've stumbled upon an unseen video from 2009 on his archive channel; I vaguely recall said video to be titleless which was strange but my curiosity got the best of me so I clicked on it.
In the video, there was only an image with a Christmas song playing in the background. Idr what the image looked like but I remember being in awe with it and seeing a lot of light colors of greens, yellows and pinks. As for the Christmas song; it was sung by mostly kids and teenagers. Later during the video, I realized there are sexual/subliminal messages in that song and the tone has darkened by the end of it.
After the song ended, it was replaced with a whispered conversation shared between Onion and his then-wife. During that, the image was replaced with a black and white video showcasing a dark lit bedroom with very little light coming in.
While with almost complete darkness, I was still able to see Onion and then-wife Skye lying together but with Onion slightly on top of her(I think they were spooning). While both speaking in hushed tones; Skye asks what the song's about, Onion replies along the lines: "It's about how I'm doing you", her last reply was "Ew, Greg!" that came with a giggle after then the video went black.
No. 296005
>>295988I think he may have a type of lupus..
skin is way to fucked to be acne
No. 296017
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so onision's mentions are being flooded by angry k-pop fans and he's supreme salty right now
No. 296032
>>296025Vegetarian*
Need
He doesn't really care about animal rights, just views and being condescending.
No. 296036
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what is it with the shower pictures. at least he has the water actually on this time
No. 296037
>>296019Grease, we already
know about your Asian fetish. Is this supposed to shock and disgust people? Topkek
No. 296039
>>296036Ugh! This pic totally reminds me of the ones he took back in 2005-08.
No joke:
https://myspace.com/onemandband/mixes/classic-onision-367042>>296037Coincidentally, his ex-wife too had an Asian fetish. She always had but it was more prominent post-Onion.
No. 296040
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>>296039Those pictures are hilarious, m'lady.
No. 296042
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>>296017>>296019As usual, onion tries to act all ~smug~ and thinks he's totes trolling but is secretly salty as fuck. Stay golden gerg.
No. 296043
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>>296040Anytime. :)
Also, Onion
really needs to take care of that camel toe!
No. 296046
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>>296039Best reaction image when he spergs out.
No. 296047
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>>296046Ewww! Close your mouth grease monkey!
I'd hate to see see these eyes directly every day.
No. 296050
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With the recent pics he's been taking, maaaybe this one will come back in style. Just maybe.
No. 296052
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Ugh! He looks so old next to her and they're barely the same age - barely into their 20's! She looks like she wants to come inside and he's just standing there… Keep your hands off her, Greg!
No. 296059
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>>296036He looks a lot like morrissey here, too.
No. 296061
>>296059Don't you talk shit about Morrissey
Actually, do, he's a twat
No. 296062
>>296061 That he is, but I'm not talking shit about either of them; it was just an observation. Skin, personality, and the unflattering pic in the OP aside, Greg is far from the ugliest guy I've ever seen. Don't know why everyone's acting like he's some hideous creature. Guess it's because he isn't doing anything interesting, just the regular cringey bs, so all you guys can do is make fun of his appearance. Oh well, atleast the older threads were decent.
inb4 hi greg
No. 296077
>>296062If it makes you feel any better, I thought he was hot by looking at his videos from six years ago. He wasn't so hideous then and he wasn't entirely an asshole like he is now.
Post-divorce, he grew and grew more negatively to where he is now. They say hate takes a toll on the body, we can see that now with Onion. Now all we can do is watch as he desperately tries to win back his teen audience with pathetic attempts such as the bath selfies.
No. 296095
>>296036Are those false eyelashes? They look so spiky and even.
I am amazed how his skin looks horrible even when he is using all those filters.
No. 296096
>>296095>“Onision is a YouTuber born with overies instead of testicles. This makes him curl his eyelashes and put on light makeup, and has male GOTIS=like syndrome.”My eyelashes naturally look the way they do, as does my skin, so thank you for the compliment.
That's from when he refuted everything written in his ED article.
http://web.archive.org/web/20130425173143/http://onision.com/onision-encyclopedia-dramatica/They might be natural but he does lie about everything.
No. 296118
>>296113Thank you! Jesus I see one of these "onion is hot" comments every now and then and that's the only explanation.
All you have to do is take one glance at him and you instantly get the impression that his back is covered in pustules and his dick smells.
No. 296133
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Still waiting for those records, Keith.>>291769
No. 296135
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Bullshit.
No. 296141
>>296139Do you think he was apart of the MK-ULTRA Project during his military days as well?
There's also the subject of "witchcraft" with him and his ex-wife and mother being involved with it, it's all in his blogs and some of his old videos.
No. 296145
>>296139Shut the fuck up with your stupid conspiracies
You're in other threads shitting them up too
No. 296147
So, today I've done done some
major saging on teh books and I think I may found HSAnon's fb account…
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011844813188&fref=pymk&ref=content_filter(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 296150
>>296149He pussied out on SERE Training (or so he says), became a cop, still was a cop in SK and that's pretty much it.
He never mentioned any Marines Corps nor SWAT training in his old blogs and videos. Therefore, I call it all bullshit.
He stripped down in South Korea during his training as a way to get out, so yeah.
No. 296151
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Moar saging:
Apparently, Greg's been replaced…
Here's the dude's fb account:
https://m.facebook.com/billynorwine?ref=content_filter(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 296163
>>296159Meh, he's kinda ugly btw, he also looks like The Amazing Atheist!
But I hope so too, anon…
No. 296169
>>296165I don't think so, they're in California.
I'd hate to sound catty (about her) and all but she hasn't aged well either, but she doesn't look worse than Onion.
No. 296176
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Anyone knows wtf she's talking about??? It's her last tweet since December…
No. 296177
>>296176They're lyrics to a song by The Weeknd.
Why are you so interested in Skye's sister?
No. 296189
>>295901I feel like you don't watch Jeremy Kyle.
>>296187I know what you mean, I always assumed that's why Onion's so salty that they aren't butt buddies.
No. 296194
>>296135He reminds me of one of my former friends
>has some military training but exaggerates it>only goes out with damaged girls, and gets serious with them quickly>obsession with control>pretends like he's looking after everyone>"i'm such a family man!">a lot of tough guy bullshit>him and his current fiancee aired a lot of relationship drama all over facebook earlier this year to try and prove themselves right on the thing… all I could think at the time was "m8 don't do this… this is what onision does">goffick af>lot of random access humour>isolates the girls he gets with from their family and friends>tries to isolate his friends from their other friends/people they're going out with too by talking a lot of shit>considers minor douchebaggery or forgetfulness to be a major betrayal by those close to himMinor douchebaggery on my part (not texting him right away last time I was in the area visiting my boyfriend) is why we're no longer friends, since he took that as an unforgiveable trespass and blocked me on everything. That's ok though. I'd been seeing a lot of red flags with this guy already and wanted an easy way out. I just worry about what he's saying about me, and about the girl he's with tbh.
(blog post) No. 296200
>>296186Samefagging: since Skye at one point
was married to Onion?
No. 296201
>>296179That's the thing. Post-Onion, she looked fine, sane again, but looking like her age. It's like I'm seeing a completely different person in their mid 30's.
It's like they had a shitload of youth when they were married…
No. 296210
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I got an update, her last message I believe.
No. 296230
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That son of a bitch! Then again, Comcast are a bunch of cunts so it's kind of a given…
No. 296248
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#onisionisoverparty #denial
No. 296281
>>296278I'd hate to sound paranoid but I think he knows
I exist. Do we know if he reads the fb comments? I used to troll on a lot of his posts…
No. 296309
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Lainey seems to be taking advice from Onion boy with these gross pre-shower selfies.
No. 296313
>>296309Ewww dem sagging titties tho! Is this supposed to get other girls and Onion's attention?!?! Dirty hoe.
Though I wonder, why do most of Onion's women (excluding AJ)
have saggy tits?
No. 296323
>>296313When you got boobs like that you gotta use an arm to push em up and together for photos
This is literally one of the worst ways she could have photographed her boobs lmao
No. 296346
>>296333What the actual fuck.
He doesn't need face paint to get a red face anymore lmao.
No. 296380
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No. 296386
>>296384Oh thank god!
Sorry Taylor, you were never Billie's number one girl. Bye bitch!
(I know they're not gay for each other but I'm pretty sure you get the platonic context.)
No. 296391
>>296380Wow these tattoos are bad
They're either really faded and losing color or the "tattoo artist" couldn't even fill in a heart
No. 296410
>>296402Why Cuddlegate 2 though? I know it's for drama but… Do you think she's trying to fuck their marriage on purpose?
(On one of the tumblr blogs - or here, idr. Someone brought up she used to have a somewhat anti-o blog but deleted it for the e-fame.)
No. 296415
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>>296411At first I laughed but then I just got scared. I can't get over how much he looks like a serial killer. I mean could his eyes sink any lower into his skull?
No. 296417
>>296415This better not cause onion dream number three.
Fucking terrifying.
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This is recent, right?
No. 296616
>>296549He posted a tweet saying he's had "multiple" 3somes with them lol
>>296558I don't even believe billie and lainey are together, I think their just friends attention seeking and onion is milking for more views. It all just looks too try hard
No. 296712
>>296542>>296549>>296558>>296616>>296708I think Billie and Lainey are together as well, but Billie doesn't feel half as "deeply in love" with Lainey than Lainey is with her - but in saying that, Lainey hasn't really shown any deeper emotions towards Billie other than pure infatuation.
I've never believed for a second that he's had a threesome with them other than the participation being nothing more than him being allowed to touch Lainey as it's happening or him sat in a corner jerking his greasestick whilst watching.
I say this because there's absolutely no proof but his own word that he's fucked them both at the same time (Lainey and Billie haven't commented on the matter) and usually 85% of what comes out of his fucking yap is a lie, we all know that… additionally; he's never been engaged in any touchy-feely photos with Billie whatsoever.
He actually resorted to pleading with his fans and directed them to spam a definition of "cuck" on a fucking online slang dictionary that he wrote himself, that's how much being called a cuckold really bothers him… remember, he thinks of himself as an "alpha male", he thinks he could even probably get away with being a "sensitive beta male" but he's an "omega male" at most, and that is one of the hardest things for any guy to accept.
No. 296715
>>296714It's not cheating if Grease is okay with it, he's getting something out of it as well which is being allowed to participate in fondling/fucking his wife whilst Billie's involved at the same time, it's one of his many creepy fetishes… he may not be allowed to kiss or penetrate Billie, but he sure as heck is gonna try getting as close as possible to it without resorting to a nasty divorce.
Something happened in their relationship at some point, like he had been suggesting it for a while and she felt obligated into seeking out a teenager to satiate his chronic fetish for them.
Obvious coercion was used, such as telling Lainey that she should be "exploring her bisexuality" and I believe Lainey is fucking dumb enough to believe something like that, I can also imagine that Grease became more and more obsessed with the idea to the point of guilt-tripping her or becoming passive-aggressive with her, so she caved but gave him a few ultimatums in exchange for the whole ordeal.
Since then, like I mentioned earlier - currently, he seems satisfied with how things are, as long as he gets to participate in some way, even if it's cuckolding - to him, it's better than nothing at all.
Last time she didn't let him participate, look what happened… he let her leave the house without chasing after her and immediately cheated on her with Billie.
Lainey is terrified of leaving him, he's all she's basically ever known since she was 17, so of course she's gonna constantly aim to please him, no matter what it takes and they've found another teenage fan to rope into their fucking mess of a marriage.
They're all as bad as each other, a toxic relationship all round.
No. 296734
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Onion's "reason" to why he doesn't exercise.
No. 296742
>>296734FFS, I also know plenty of vegetarians who are overweight or flabby like he is because they only binge on pre-cooked meals, fast food and processed meals, which again; is all he ever eats.
It's seriously no fucking different than a diet that involves animal products if you can't make the fucking effort to prepare meals from fresh produce… what's the point in even becoming vegetarian if you have absolutely no drive to care for yourself as much as you supposedly care for animals?
It defeats the whole purpose, if you can respect animals - you can respect yourself too and cut out processed ready-made shit and go for a fucking stroll (at least) twice a day for a couple of hours.
Pure laziness, and this guy is supposedly loaded with cash from YT revenue and can't even be bothered to buy some exercise gear or a cookbook, AND their house is empty.
What a fucking jew.
No. 296746
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>>295522Fucker looks like trombley
Strangely fitting
No. 296747
>>296736It's the reason why I get so mad at blogs by anti-o's… for example, DSSCTM is adamant in their opinion that Grease actually fully participates in threesomes with them both.
It's like, dude… you seem to be very fucking selective in believing which lies Grease spews from his liver-lipped gob all of a sudden, just because it's a "scandalous" topic doesn't detract from the point he's trying to save face because he's cuckolding and ashamed of it.
Especially considering the lack of evidence that he's actually intimate with Billie, as pointed out here
>>296712 >>296713
>>296715 sometimes I feel these anti-o blogs do nothing but play into greasemonkey's games the majority of the time and actually end up supporting him by focusing on the bullshit rather than the facts.
No. 296751
>>296747What about eoliveson? At least they're somewhat sane…
I agree with DSSTM, I also hated how he harassed the hell out of Ayalla about how she's gonna give Onioncock's "special favors" just because Billie-bob's doing so and is currently accusing Selena of doing the same way when she's not even involved.
tl:dr: They sure like to point fingers but can't take a look in the mirror or what's in front of them.
No. 296752
>>296751Eoliveson's blog has always been 80% comprised of posts given to them by other people through "asks" *submits" and "reblogs" and they barely interject with their subjective opinions at times, so they can't really be faulted too much for their content as the majority of it isn't personally theirs.
DSSCTM on the other hand, is extremely subjective when it comes to their opinions on Grease - and a lot of the time they're not seeing the forest for the trees… Grease seriously isn't as deep as complex as they (unbeknownst to themselves) keep making him out to be and his harassment of Lainey and Billie's friends are just as creepy as Grease's out-of-field mentions of them.
It's especially hard to take him seriously when he does that shit, as well as selectively picking and choosing which one of Grease's many lies are actually the truth (hint: he only seems to believe Grease's statements and gets all up in arms about them when they're especially gross or controversial; regardless of facts or evidence that says otherwise).
No. 296753
>>296752Believing in some of Onion's lies is strikingly odd… you think being in the anti-o game for so long would have given you the knowledge to know Onion's deception vs. the reality of it.
There's also the subject of onisiondrama… since they've been spotted here.
No. 296754
>>296753With the way DSSCTM talks about it (to an obsessive point at times), it's very obvious he's disgusted by it; impotent rage if you will. He wants to believe that Grease is fucking both Lainey and Billie because it fuels his hatred for him, but he's missing the core points of being a good reporter/investigator which is to always remain objective and not allow your emotions to get the better of you… which is why I can no longer take him seriously these days.
As for Onisiondrama, I'm not too knowledgeable about them - all I know is that they're usually always busy with their own lives and can't keep up with recent events regarding Greaseball, the news updates can mostly be weeks or months apart from when they actually happen.
No. 296756
>>296754So he's pretty much another Steve/Someguy827 - whom… well, we already know about him.
Onisiondrama is known to lurk here when they're not on Tumblr, you can tell by their way of writing and how they're "knowledgeable" about the Onion subject. The little know-it-all.
No. 296770
>>296765I've occasionally seen several anons in the Onision threads who try to keep things objective, on-topic and factual. But there's a majority of anons in here that are only interested in either stating the obvious (his bad looks, gross personality, clickbaiting) or idle small-talk and gossip (assumptions, theories and armchair psychology) and it's not only this board where it happens, it happens on Kiwi Farms and like you say; Tumblr is filled with it as well.
I know it's frustrating at times, but sometimes you gotta trawl through the shit to get at the good stuff whenever it gets posted, it's probably why I only care to catch up on this thread every few days, I'd be subjecting myself to massive amounts of repetitive shit that I can't quickly skim past otherwise.
No. 296771
>>296770Tbh it gets kinda boring always talking about Billie-boy and Lamo's antics, nothing new anymore.
Right now Onioncock is mostly working on trying to recapture the success he had from back in 2009-10 and it's not working. The "charm" is just not there's.
No. 296773
>>296715>It's not cheating if Grease is okay with it, he's getting something out of it I think he's hoping she'll be Laineys replacement and until then he'll be happy just being around them and showing them off for the internet. I highly doubt Billie is going to fall for him if that's what he's after. I agree with you about him coercing her into this because cuddlegate was a huge mess and Lainey wasn't into it, at least not with Onion involved. It took him months of smoothing things over and encouraging her to get Billie back into the picture.
>>296751I saw when he harassed Ayalla on her personal video, that was so messed up. It's like he expected her to publicly denounce her best friends relationship.
No. 296776
>>296773Just because some are affiliated with Onioncock doesn't mean all of them are - well, except Selena, but she's got her own life outside of 'em now.
Dude seriously needs to get his priorities in check or else *he'll" end up like Steve 'cause not everyone wants his greasy tiny cock inside them.
At least Keith's taking a break…for now.
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>>295548>a special kind of beautywat
man, i'm just now coming into this thread so I know that I'm late to the party, but seriously? it reeks of selfpost itt. why is everyone whiteknighting skye so hard?
>she's beautiful>i bet she was a great cook>she's the best girlfriend he ever had No. 296782
>>296779I can't really see Skye whiteknighting or self posting tbh. She is pretty non existent on the internet atm and wants very little to do with the drama.
That person is def a sperg tho
No. 296784
>>296779Well…she's prettier than the fakeboi (yet she kinda looks like Onion…)
Idk about her cooking but I guess it didn't make Onion look like shit since they were eating processed veg food back then also…?
Idk about her being the best wife/gf either but hey, at least she kept him from going full-on psycho.
Maybe ppl are white knighting her since she caused the least drama and wasn't a complete bitch during their relationship unlike the others.
I honestly don't know…
No. 296803
>>296773I don't mean to derail but I would like to point out that after cuddlegate, Billie sent text to Greg saying she wanted to be with him and could put up with the hate.
I think she's putting up with "threesomes" with her much pregnant girlfriend in order to get Greg's pathetic vegetarian cucumber.
Greg is still getting cucked because this is how Taylor retains control of the relationship. She's getting dumped for Billie when she drops his next crotch fruit.
No. 296820
>>296793But Onion-san, didn't
you cheat on multiple people before? Even to the point of divorcing someone? You seriously have no room to talk, cuck.
No. 296822
>>296803You're not derailing because it's the truth
Whilst it's currently going on, you guys can see how he's trying to work Ayalla… she's way more attractive than Billie and you can fucking smell his shitty hormones and grease a mile off.
No. 296842
>>296838>>296839It was in a DREAM, nobody has that proof.
Honestly, idk it it's true. There's evidence to back this up or against it.
No. 296849
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>>296752Moar proof DSSCTM likes to believe whatever comes out of Onion's mouth.
No. 296851
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Onion's bitchin' strikes again! This time; some airport.
The question are: is he flying Billie-boi back to Virginia?
Going on a family vacation?
Or…going out of state to meet up with another potential "soulmate"?
Find out next on…the cuck chronicles?
No. 296857
>>296779THANK. YOU.
>>296793Grease is talking about someone else cheating…? Wow.
No. 296871
>>296849Told ya, man… for someone who claims to be an exposé writer, he sure is prone to believing whatever shit comes out of Greasemonkey's mouth.
I don't get it honestly, everyone who spends just a smidgen of an amount of time on Onision's ED, lifeofonion.com or learns about him elsewhere; picks up rather quickly that the nasty, creepy shitbag has basically made a living off being a pathological liar.
There's absolutely no reason to fall victim to his bullshit, DSSCTM should know fucking better.
>>296864If I were a service rep and I heard someone screaming at me that they're an "internet star" or popular in any way on YT, I'd lose it… seriously, I end up getting fired for pissing my sides laughing at them.
No. 296885
>>296859OT but I thought this is common knowledge. I haven't seen a single airline that handles that differently.
Great that another two customer care employees get dragged on social media by this moron and his fans.
No. 296904
>>296900My question is;
why the fuck is he going out of state for? It would've been obvious that he was going loli hunting a long time ago and Lamo would've tweeted some emo shit about it a long time ago. Something's fishy…
No. 296906
>>296902Every accusation against him in that video was already clarified.
Daddy-onion doesn't have any felonies on his records, was
never convinced of anything regarding pedophelia and it was pretty much his mommy who spoon-fed him that bs.
It's all here in this thread, look it up (pun intended).
No. 296929
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Oh my god… -_-
No. 296968
>>296929He's lying, he says the exact same thing every time he rudely attacks a company's service rep over the phone.
Social media has fuck all to do with it, an airline is not going to care whether or not a small army of disgruntled 12 year olds are pissed off that their internet idol can't afford to tote his wife's mistress across the USA.
The very idea is fucking absurd, he's just trying in vain to prove he's more important than he actually is, this is basically akin to sending yourself fan mail and pretending to be someone else.
Newsflash: No one in the real world cares about your "internet popularity", Greasestain.
I imagine this turkey is an absolute fucking nightmare to go on vacation with; he definitely strikes me as one of those nasty, crotchety old men who enjoy giving anyone working in the service industry a hard time when he doesn't get his way, going so far as attempting to get them fired and shit.
Newsflash: Sorry Greasedick, when you break a company's ToS/T&C because you were too invested in fapping over Billie rather than reading them, that's your fault - not the companies.
No. 297023
>>297009His narcissism is pouring out of his greasey pores in this video
>>297021I don't get when people try to defend him by saying how everyone is jealous because he earns a lot by making shit videos. What does he do with money? He never even exits his dungeon. Maybe sometimes he will buy a new toy like a playstation or a car. Maybe a new shitty McMansion in the same city but with all the money, all he does is sit in his house and search for attention on internet. Truly pathetic.
No. 297034
>>2970295.6
He's got one more year to go.
No. 297044
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Prepare your milk jugs, Cuddlegate 2.0 is in the making!
No. 297046
>>297027And?
Yet he can still afford a Tesla car, a nanny, a Mcmansion, high-end entertainment systems and countless amounts of round-trips for his current wife's lover… are you implying he's struggling and close to poverty because he's had to pay his ex-wife for royalties from his most popular videos and her therapy sessions?
If the alimony was seriously breaking his bank account, he'd settle for less and be more economical with his purchases.
So please pull the other one, it's got bells on.
No. 297049
>>297044That nose highlight is uh…something.
So is she at the McMansion or is he alone with her wherever she lives?
No. 297050
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Oh shut the fuck up, Lainey.
This is like the n'th time you've whined about the same ol' shit.
You enabled them both and gave them permission to share in your marital relationship, even when it went wrong the first time, deal with it.
No. 297053
>>297046It's not about what he can and can't afford with his jewtube money, it's
how he spends it. HSAnon
did he sucked at handling money, and the state of his house shows it.
No. 297055
>>297049Probably at his Mcmansion, or maybe in Alaska on vacation. There's no way he'd travel to Virginia to hang out with her… he's extremely anti-social unless he's making a profit off it for his next bunch of videos like he does with Cyr.
I can't imagine that her friends would tolerate him hanging around them, especially Social Repose.
No. 297058
>>297053I think everyone is pretty much in agreement with that, it's the way that anon here
>>297027 mentioned alimony as if that was the reason why he's not doing much with his money.
No. 297066
>>297063Btw
>>297053 was also me.
No. 297067
>>297034This is one reason why I think he's keeping Lainey around for now. He doesn't want to pay alimony to 2 of his ex wives since it's like slavery to him.
>>297049You can see the highlighter on her cheek bone too, it looks blue tinted. I don't know why she thought that would be a good look lol.
No. 297081
>>297077How long would you-anyone think his "career"
will last? His looks are losing their "teen edge" that not even fillers and makeup are helping, his inner psychopath is starting to show and half of his audience are becoming aware of what kind of a person he really is.
Not only that, he doesn't have a backup plan outside of YouTube. He dropped out of the military, had and still has no interest in going to college, has very little life or job skills and is anti-authority. This dude won't survive long once YouTube's no longer a source of income.
No. 297085
>>297082Regarding her ever trying to claim adultery against him in a courtroom? I'd say so.
He may of suggested for her to get into a relationship with another woman whilst married, but the worst he's done is suggest the idea, theres no proof he threatened or forced her to do it.
She went through with it and initiated the action. First with trying to pick up women over Twitter which is cheating, then getting with Billie, saying shes her girlfriend not his, and getting back with her a second time and fully having sex with her… allowing and giving Onion permission to participate in threeways with them.
If anything, he'd have a strong case against her… she fucked herself over because she wanted to please him, and I have no sympathy.
No. 297094
>>297090He
sure loves Taylor! Lmao
>>297092I think so, they're not allowed on boats either. I doubt Lamo's with 'em though.
No. 297099
>>297098I recall her saying something naive.at the time like "We've both married for love, not money!" or something fucking stupid like that.
Like, no deary… that's what he's told your inexperienced teenage ass the reason for the prenup is for, when it's actually so he doesn't have to go through all the same shit he did with Skye all over again when he dumps your ass lin the foreseeable future.
Bitch is dumb as rocks, always has been and always will be.
No. 297122
>>297111Oooh she dead…! Guess fakeboi will always be in Skye's shadow, well shit.
Also, it should be noted that throughout their marriage; Taylor's wedding bands had to be changed quite often because they'd turn green, I'm not sure about her current ring though.
No. 297124
>>297092Depends, some doctors will allow it if your pregnancy is going fine and if you have to absolutely fly.
She had difficulties delivering Troy, so it wouldn't surprise me if her doctors are being cautious and said she shouldn't go.
Holy shiiit, if Greg really did just leave Lainey in Washington while he went on a fuck fest vay-cay with her girlfriend… BITCH, WE ALL KNEW THIS WAS COMING. HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR DUMB PREGNANT ASS.
No. 297133
>>297122Don't get me wrong though, he isn't some manipulative mastermind or even the least bit shrewd in the slightest, he's as thick as pigs' shit as the rest of his fans are… He's just a sexual predator who preys on teenage girls to fulfil his wankbank full of fetishes.
I'm sure it's pretty fucking easy to get an infatuated teenage fangirl to marry you, who will do everything and anything you say and ask them to do; in exchange for a cheap (with added prenuptial agreement) promise of eternal love and marriage.
That's not ingenious or even the slightest bit clever.
It's sad, degrading and disgusting and Billie needs to bail on them both before she gets into something she can't get out of.
No. 297137
>>297124>>297133I wonder how long it will take for his impregnation fetish to rear it's ugly head with Billie? I wonder if she'll stick around long enough to become his next child bride?
>>297050No shit Lamo, it's a little late to start now though, isn't it? Your going to be two kids in, and you signed a prenup. Still, she'd still be better off leaving him at this point, but she won't.
No. 297138
>>297133Well she still follows DSSTM on Twitter, though I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. Given their history.
Can't her friends talk her out of it? If not, Billie-boy better enjoy every little second of their company while she still can, 'cause Onion don't like sharing, not even with loved ones.
No. 297139
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Ew gross.
Also, I think he's currently lurking. Hi Greasecock! ^^
No. 297140
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And right on schedule, here comes the love-bombing!
He is predictable as fuck!
No. 297144
>>297143Lmfao! Damn, anon!
That picture screams defeat more than the most "bro0tal" metal song.
No. 297147
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There is so much hilarity and milk going on Lainey's Twitter right now, I'll try and screencap it all now before she thinks about deleting it… but it really does sound that Onion and Billie-Bob have gone somewhere together and she's been left at home, barefoot and pregnant with a rugrat biting at her ankles.
No. 297149
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Too bad she will no longer be getting "love and support" from those who once sympathised with her before she started all this cry-wolf, drama-mongering bullshit.
As soon as they're back, she'll be all over them again.
No. 297151
>>297147This.
Oh Lamo, you could've had it all! Hanging out with friends all the time, getting ready for med school, having your family by 24/7 instead of once or twice a year… But you just
had to throw it all away, and for what?! A creepy youtuber who gets off to little girls and still thinks he's in high school? Many have warned you, now you're fucked. Good luck, you'll really need it.
No. 297155
>>297151I know her dad is a lawyer, but even if she may be able to get him to represent her divorce case in court for a fraction of the usual cost, the reality is that he's not gonna be able to successfully contest that prenuptial agreement that Grease got her to co-sign and agree to when he first started grooming her.
She's now nullified and voided one of the only things that ~could~ of actually gotten her spousal support/alimony with a bit of fight and determination; and that was to claim adultery on the grounds of divorce.
She's basically now given Onion everything he could of squeezed and wanted out of her, she'll receive child support at most and fuck all else except seeing her ex-girlfriend starring in future videos on her ex-husband's channels, whilst she's trying to raise two spoilt brats who will take after both father and mother in decades to come.
No. 297160
>>297138DSSCTM fucked things up regarding warning Billie's friends about the gruesome-twosome in a really immature and offensive way.
He went on Allaya's YT channel and basically accused her/insinuated that she was fucking Gerg in foursomes with Billie and Lainey (and this dude is supposed to be a fully grown adult as well).
If I was in her shoes, I'd have a hard time in the future listening to someone who wants to "warn" me about my friend's lovers.
No. 297164
>>297162Wait, he's in his 60's?! What-wtf is he doing messing with a 30-year old loser like Onion? Dude
seriously needs to keep his priorities in order. And accusing girls 40-50- their junior? Dude, wtf…?
No. 297165
>>297147>>297149Lamo is such a fucking dumbass. She fucking
knows about her greasy husband's history with his past wives and girlfriends and yet she still puts her fingers in her ears and shouts, "LA LA LA!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" Why the hell is she so surprised by this? They all tried to warn her but no, she was too blind and stupid to listen and saw Grease as the victim. I have zero sympathy for her. How stupid do you have to be to sign that pre-nup and have a side chick? Way to fuck yourself out of alimony! She made her bed and now she has to lay in it.
Greg also fucked up by letting his impregnation fetish get out of hand. Here comes 18 years of child support, especially since the second one isn't even born yet!
No. 297172
>>297162>>297163>>297164He used to be alright with his commentary on Grease, it was still subjective but he wasn't blindly and madly raging about him, but since the threesome thing - he's really took an odd turn.
Like, he won't shut up about it and still insists that they've gone the whole 500 yards regarding the ordeal when it's actually probably nothing more than
>>297093 this that has happened.
He's been recently posting about how it's Grease's hypocrisy on the subject that irritates him most, but Grease is fucking hypocritical about EVERYTHING - so what exactly is DSSCTM's beef with just another one of Grease's shitty lies?
It's weird as hell, especially considering he actually accused one of Billie's closest friends of being involved in it all, it was out of order and should never have been said.
No. 297174
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If anyone can be bothered to talk to one of Billie's friends about what she's getting herself into, I suggest talking to Social Repose about it… he's actually quite receptive and level-headed outside of his internet persona.
I'd be polite and cordial about it as well, just give him the facts and details and say you're worried about his 18 year old buddy getting involved with a married 31 year old stranger (with two kids) from the internet with a history of being the toxic one in all his relationships.
I know for a fact he doesn't respect Grease and hasn't done for quite a while.
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Can we please not talk about or discuss Someguy827 in this thread unless it's really relevant to the topics at hand?
He's been banned, but I suspect he still lurks and occasionally posts and all he does is derails any Onision thread that he makes himself known in…
If you want to talk about Someguy827, he has his own thread in /snow right here
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TOP KEK
No. 297203
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>>297044Billie's caption of the photo on her own instagram just seems to confirm it.
No. 297205
>>297204Money, fame, maybe he brainwashed her just like Lainey.
Although I always had the feeling that she is more intelligent and capable than Lainey, so I'm not sure.
No. 297208
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For anyone who thinks Billie is smart enough not to end up with Onion.
No. 297216
>>297208I remember shortly after he started ignoring her and making passive/aggressive posts about her through Twitter and his videos, that she went all morose over her own social media and posted things about sitting on her roof alone and shit and how some guy broke her heart/didn't reciprocate her feelings.
It was obvious she was talking about Greasestain, it didn't make sense if she was talking about some other guy whilst she had only split up with Lainey within the same few days.
No. 297219
>>297218meant to address
>>297211 sorry.
No. 297220
>>297215Well, as pointed out earlier today in this thread. It's the only reimbursement from their marriage that she's going to get considering the prenup. She's already fucked up the only option that could of ever had the chance in contending against it (divorce on the grounds of adultery).
So ha-ha Lainey, ha-ha.
Seriously, EVERYONE told her this was eventually going to happen since the day she met him and she thought she was being fucking funny when she maliciously wound up the people who actually cared about her with fake drama.
"Now… I want you to tell me what the moral of the story is."
"George…"
"No, Say it Jim, say it."
"Never cry shitwolf."
Fuck her, she's not on bad terms with her family and they'll take her back if she needs help so she's lucky in that sense.
No. 297222
>>297218Looking up the lyrics (I was personally never a Sublime fan) the song seems to be about a guy running away with an underaged whore?!
Oh lol.
No. 297227
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He's back from his trip??? I think…
Notice the pot-belly in that black suit.
No. 297234
>>297225
>>I think eventually, once Plainey REALLY ages out of his preferred bracket, he'll finally divorce her on his own and pursue the 17 year old of his dreams.That's why he's got her fucked over with any chance of appeal against the prenup if she ever tried to divorce him, not the other way around.
She's currently doing everything he wants from her without him ever fearing that she's going to suck the last remaining income he has left of his ever decreasing losses of subscribers.
There's nothing else she has left to lose, she's already lost it all. She'll have enough to get by with child support but she'll also have to compile their children's total expenses for a court to agree with that he can't argue against in regards to what she's not personally getting from him.
It will be a lot, lot less than she's used to having whilst being with him, and that probably scares the shit out of her.
It must be so, so hard having a middle-upper class lifestyle stripped right out from under her nose the second someone infamously known as untrustworthy breaks their vows to her.
No. 297238
>>297236What exactly is she currently doing with her life, honestly?
She has no hobbies or drive whatsoever except posting about her sexual orientation and gender identity on social media.
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>>297238She's about to finish college (psychology degree). Not sure whether it's online or not, she said something like that once.
Also… more whining.
No. 297241
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>>297240So… I guess we can be sure that Lainey and Onion were fighting.
No. 297242
>>297239Has she even gone to college in the typical sense? Why hasn't she posted any other photos other than her fucking sameface all the time?
Where's her graduation gown and diploma, something you'd naturally be proud of showing off?
I've got the strongest feeling that all he's paid for is some online course for her, they both even tried to do this once before during the time he was still dating her because he wanted to take her with him on his YT tour invites to other countries.
No. 297247
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Yeah no shit Laimey
No. 297250
>>297240She's unstable as fuck. No woman
in their right mind would willingly get into a relationship and
marry a sociopath like Greg. Just the sound of his whiney, high pitched screechy voice on a daily basis is enough to drive most women mad. Zero sympathy for her.
No. 297264
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Onion's toilet. Proof he's lazy af to clean his house.
No. 297271
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>>297241yaaaaas. i love it when these idiots act a damn fool and get passive aggressive on twitter.
No. 297273
>>297244Didn't she say a few months ago she was close to graduating?
If she started around 2012, it would make since this would be her last year if she stayed full time.
No. 297275
>>297272omg what, hold the fuck up
its actually happening. cuddlegate part deux is actually happening. i didn't think it would tbh, but the milk is flowing. its pouring. its drenching us.
yes.
No. 297276
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Previous cover photo up since April
No. 297277
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New one as of an hour ago
No. 297278
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were lainey and billy following each other on twitter before this? because if so, not anymore.
No. 297288
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>>297262It's a tweet from 2013. I was just researching when she mentioned college. But yes, it's a joke.
>>297282I'm so happy. Right now, neither Lainey or Billie are following each other. Lainey is also not following Greg, but he follows her and Billie. Billie also follows Greg.
So, it was definitely because something happened between Billie and Greg that Lainey didn't like.
No. 297290
>>297289Plainey is such a fucking doormat that the only way we'll get milk out of this is if Gerg gets so frustrated that she won't leave and take the kids that he kicks them out of his house. Which would make him look bad to his 12 year old fans, so I dunno. We all know he loves to play the victim so he's probably itching for Lamey to get fed up and leave so he can live his new fun life fucking up the younger model he's brought in.
Like another anon said, maybe after 100 times buttfucking Billie in front of Plainy's face will she maybe even consider leaving. Ugh. I want something to happen.
No. 297291
>>297288God, I just want Lainey to spill the tea like she did last time.
Let out girl, we're here for you
No. 297293
>>297228"Zoom in"
Yeah that's never been used in comedy videos ever ooh clap clap.
Implying it's comedy No. 297295
>>297289I'm sure they'll slap some bandaid on this blowup and start their fucked up cycle again but their marriage won't last much longer IMO. It would look bad if he dumped her now since she's pregnant, he's just securing his next victim and rubbing it in Laineys face.
>>297290I understand why people get frustrated with Lainey because she's an emo doormat but I still feel a little sympathetic for her. If she weren't such a doormat they wouldn't have stayed together this long. And look at Billie, he's treating his wife and family this way and she knows about it. She's got potential doormat written all over her. I know the average teen is pretty dumb but with even a little sense of self worth they would know that the Onion situation is something to back away from.
No. 297298
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Is he talking about Lainey?