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No. 132833

Sup ladies? Is Peter Coffin paying a new girl to fake as his wife or is this the original horsemaw with heavy plastic surgery?

I'll be including pics where she forgot to stuff her bra. We're over at /cow/ if you need us.

No. 132834

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>>132833

Posted this photo 2 days prior to this.

No. 132837

Previous /pt/ Thread: >>83467

No. 132860

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>>132837

Horsemaw is so fucking homely.

No. 132862

I'm late as fuck on this cow. Have we determined she is, in fact, a real person and not a sex doll or not?

No. 132867

>>132862
Such a fucked saga. We're all thinking some sort of weird mixture or a doll, horsemaw who has appeared on video with him and these post recent photos posted at the top of this thread.

No. 132869

>>132862
Other video. Prior to the supposed "surgery" 16K baby!

No. 132905

I'm honestly flabbergasted that there are people believing the current "Ashleigh" isn't an entirely different person than we saw a few months ago.

No. 133359

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>>132905

Look at that lumpy, shittily stuffed bra.

No. 133369

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>>133359
FUCK my boobs hurt just looking at this.

No. 133370

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>>133359
Looks like she contoured cleavage on too

No. 133372

So are pics in OP a doll or a person? Is he still using that doll he was before?

No. 133373

>>133359

well she wont fall flat on her face will she lol

No. 137679

Person is gay

No. 783512

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>>133372
From what people have gathered from checking her timeline and jokes. Ashleigh styles herself a communist despite the fact she'd probably be killed or put in the gulag under such a regime.(necro)

No. 783514

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She also seems a be fan of bimboification, or looking like a realdoll, i don't know if thats a specific fetish.

No. 783538

>>783514
You hit the nail on the head anon, she's got a bimbofication fetish

No. 783552

>>133372
>>132862
My vote is 100% sex doll.

No. 783554

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>>783538
well you look at her old pics, its like she was trying to be a realdoll, it looks like she even tried to make her skin not look real as well.

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>>783554
When I look at pictures like this, it just doesn’t look like a real person to me. Also all of the things she says on Twitter sound like the personality a man would make up for his girlfriend. Could also just be a pathetic pick me who is addicted to photoshop, but I lean towards doll.

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>>783559
What about her youtube videos? I think she's real, but just looks completely different in motion. That's why she sits so rigid in her videos, so she keeps her angle right.

Her nude from the last thread makes me lol still

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>>783586
I don’t think it’s the same person. If you compare the width of her shoulders and arms to the picture above they look totally different. If she were shooping herself that extremely you would notice some distortion or something off about the picture.

No. 783620

>>783599
I heard a rumor that Ashleigh was Kimi and catfished Peter? Then Ashleigh just kinda took them place of Kimi. Do you think that's true?

Ashleigh only came on my radar after Peter had beef with Xiaxue and she went nuclear on him.

No. 783622

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>>783559
if you look at her old gifs, it doesn't look like anything a normal person would do.

No. 783623

>>783599
look at how warped the background is, it looks like shes using some sort of fisheye lens to make her boobs look bigger

No. 783624

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No. 783625

>>783624
Oof that looks kinda painful to do

No. 783626

She's literally just a normal woman with a bimbofication fetish. She tries her hardest to look like a sex doll because it turns her on and in motion that doesn't work because she can't Photoshop herself.
"Mystery" solved

No. 783627

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>>783626
yeah even after she had the baby she still did "doll" poses

No. 783630

>>783620
I think this is the truth behind the fake girlfriend saga. She posted something on her tumblr years ago about regretting doing something and how a loved one still suffers because of her actions. She also had reasons to catfish being a poor underaged fat girl with a busted jaw.

No. 783634

Is there a single picture, where her face is seen from a different angle?

No. 783636

Are we really necroing this 4yo thread to discuss old milk? Or is there an actual update I missed somewhere?

No. 783638

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>>783620
>>783630
Yeah I think so as well, it lines up with her being a massive weeb

>>783636
Ashleigh divorced Peter and now is thirstposting on Twitter to promote her own channel

No. 783654


No. 783668

I love how this thotticus has a kid and still acts like an autistic egirl. What is she gonna do in 5 years?

No. 783669

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I'm glad someone necroed this thread because she's so fucking weord and I'm still convinced it' Peter Coffin actually posting.

No. 783687

>>783627
oh shit, didn't even remember toilet nigga until now

No. 783688

>>783668
I think she had two kids with him

No. 783705

>>783586
that picture scared me

No. 783709

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No. 783730

>>783709
wtf kek

>>783669
I feel like she has no personality at all. Like I know she does the "I'm a oommunist while holding completely liberal values" shit, but she's so dull. Which makes me think she does have a bimbofication fetish and is doing it on purpose.

>>783622
She gives me such creepy/bad vibes. Like there's something really mentally wrong with her.

No. 783741

>>783709
god that's disgusting and scary

I used to stalk her tumblr when it was mildly famous and be fascinated by the uncanny valley of her pics, I'm a fan of horror and she looked like some kind of creepy weirdo out of very bad horror movie. Then I discovered the whole Coffin saga and was blown away.
How's Peter btw? Hasn't been milky for a while?

No. 783746

>>783514
>>783538

Very true anon, she definitely has a bimboifcation fettish, you can tell by all the pictures with her tits out.

>>783669
She is still a cow in my book, I hope we are able to keep this thread around.

No. 783759

>>783730
>I'm a oommunist while holding completely liberal values

Welcome to bernie lefthots

No. 783771

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How the fuck is this funny?

No. 783894

>>783559
It's hard to tell if it's surgery or not cause some boobs do look big propped up like that but she defintley filters and maybe touches up her photos a little.

Makeup doesn't help either.

No. 783907

>>783894
It’s hard for me to imagine someone doing >>783709 to real boobs without some kind of nerve damage from surgery.

No. 790795

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>>783730
I came across her stuff while looking at shoeonheads timeline.

I really think people I've heard are right about her catfishing as Kimi when she was underage and a shut in, since you could see she had a obvious complex about her teeth. Then later she came clean and she was legal and moved over for the operation.

Now that she has more confidence, she's willing to speak about her interests in anime and giant boobs, and they align with a low-self esteem shut in. Also she probably sounds a lot like Peter Coffin because is probably the only extended interaction she had with someone else outside her family.

Looking at her feed just seems to confirm things for me.

No. 790797

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>>783894
>>783907
It's 70% fake, most of it is stuffing, sometimes she draws in cleavage with makeup.

Considering the work she did on her old photos and gifs shes quite handy with photoshop

No. 790897

>>790795

Does she claim she only came over to the US relatively recently? No way. Her accent is incredibly Americanised and I've never seen her use non-American spelling or phrasing.

I'd bet money she hasn't lived in Scotland since at least early childhood.

No. 790898

Not to mention that surgery would have been FREE in Scotland!

No. 790921

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>>790898
Cosmetic procedures aren't covered under NHS, why do you think Peter was raising funds for "life saving" procedure?

Shes apparently back in Scotland now with her mom

No. 790941

>>790921
damnnnnnn her filters are insane just looking at the difference between her mom on the right and left.

No. 790950

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>>790921

This is the most recent picture, the others were from last year.>>790921

No. 790952

>>790921

Didnt she have one of those jaw surgeries for people with overbites? My friend had that, it's free. If you can prove a medical necessity (or even just convincingly argue that it's harming you mentally) you can get cosmetic-type surgeries on the NHS. Braces too.

Either way tho private care in general is cheaper in the UK than in the US. I also don't understand why she wouldn't get that sort of thing done in Scotland,if she is in fact from there (I don't believe she is)

No. 790954

Has she ever even talked about British politics?

No. 790957

>>790954

I always thought it's weird how much she talks about American politics but never mentions UK politics.

No. 790970

>>790952
Braces aren't covered unless you're a child, disabled, unemployed or on a pension. If you have to pay it's in a band system. I think braces are band 4 which would make them like $250 USD. If she didn't get them as a kid she didn't need them. UK dentistry isn't about looks. They won't fix her having ugly looking teeth for free, she'd have to go private for that.

She didn't medically need her jaw surgery. That's why she didn't get it. It was purely for vanity reasons because she looks weird when she speaks. (and no you can't get surgery just because you argue it can help you mentally. That is a very small number of surgeries and you need to get several Doctors to sign off on it).

She didn't have any money in Scotland as a teenager. Peter dangled what she wanted in front of her and she upped and moved for it because she's a dumbass.

No. 790986

> Braces aren't covered unless you're a child,

She was literally a child lol

No. 790996

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>>790952
She said that the surgery was necessary because of TMJ, but her entire face changed. Pretty sure shee lied about it for donations, it was paid for with a gofundme. https://www.gofundme.com/f/coffin

No. 790997

>>790986
She was 17 which isn't a child in the UK. And the point is if she didn't get them as a child she doesn't need them. Keep up.

>>790996
yeah the money went on cosmetic shit for sure. also the pic is so funny to me because she's more concerned about getting her body in the shot than her fucking husband kek

No. 791159

>>790997

> She was 17 which isn't a child in the UK.


What's it like being so confident but so completely incorrect? That's probably the most retarded single sentence I've seen written down in a while.

NHS dental care is covered until you are 18, 19 if you're in full time education, or any age if you're on benefits. Literally if you don't know something try googling it at least.

Anyone saying it wouldn't have been covered is retarded too. If your teeth are more than 4mm misaligned it's covered. If they're less, it's negotiable. She had giant horse teeth, no way that she wouldn't get at least braces for free.

Jaw realignment is a multi step process, the first step is to get fucking braces. Then they see how that goes and if they can recommend further treatment.

The NHS is pretty modular. If you make an effort and shop around a bit you can usually get at least some bits of a multi stage procedure covered, even if it’s largely cosmetic. Most specialist doctors work both privately and on the NHS as well, so you can even keep the same doctor.

Oh yeah, btw completely private healthcare/cosmetic surgery exists in the UK too. It's very high quality and almost always cheaper than in the US.

It's pretty much a moot point to argue whether or not the jaw surgery would have been cheaper in the UK. It would have been.

Personally I think she got braces on the NHS, moved to America for dick, and figured it was easier to just get idiots to pay for expensive American surgery than to save money.

No. 791176

>>790954
>>790957
She spent her teen life larping as kimi and talking to probably no one but Peter Coffin. So her entire head is just filled with what Coffin thinks.

No. 791178

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>>791159
looks more than a simple realignment to me. I'd wager is veneers and jaw surgery.

No. 791192

>>791159
i didn't even read this but you need help anon

No. 791193

>>791159
You are absolutely wrong and are shitting up the thread at this point with essays sperging about literally nothing. Scotland =/= England you fucking moron. Stay in your lane. No one wants to read your fucking blogs.

No. 791194

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>>791178

> looks more than a simple realignment to me. I'd wager is veneers and jaw surgery.


> more than a simple realignment


> veneers


> jaw surgery


Bitch what do you think veneers are? WHAT DO YOU THINK JAW SURGERY IS

No. 791195

>>791193

Cool debunk, nice to get some accurate info

No. 791197

>>791159
why are you so mad over nothing and wrong anyway??

they don't give out free surgery for dumb reasons.
You can't Doctor shop in Scotland because you HAVE to see the Doctor in your area closest to your registered address you dumbass. if her local GP said no she can ask for a second opinion but you can't just keep doing that until a doctor says yes this isnt the US.

I lived in Scotland for the first 20 years of my life. If the nhs wouldn't cover it it would be easier for her to get peter to leech money for her obviously which is the point being made??

idk if you're the same anon that is convinced she's not Scottish but you seem obsessed with her.

>>791178
yeah probably all of that and more. It's weird in some pictures she looks super skinny on ana level and in others she looks normal

No. 791274

>>791197

I'm not talking about your gp, I'm talking about specialists. I literally live here and have been through a similar mixed private/NHS treatment but go off I guess.

I was just trying to clarify some shit because this thread is full of people talking completely out of their arse, and I'm pretty sure the point is that she scammed people out of money for a treatment she could have easily got much cheaper.

Honestly though at this point I'm not even sure why she's supposed to be a cow. Has she actually done anything recently that's funny?


>>791193

If a comment longer than a couple of sentences frustrates and confuses you, maybe you should stick to Twitter or something. I don't see how that's my problem though.

No. 791309

>>790795

No wonder she is Shuwu's friend, she's trying so hard to be one of the cool girls.

No. 791329

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It's been discussed before if her surgery was covered under the NHS, it's pointless to fight over it.

What makes Ashleigh such a cow is that she most likely tricked Peter into bringing her over to the US. Then they both scammed people so she could get cosmetic surgery. She is so damn insecure she still photoshops her photos. She is a shell of a women without her own personality and just mimics Peter's humor.

No. 791345

"her whole face changed" uhhh are we looking at the same person right now anons? In >>791178 it looks like she just gained weight like everyone does as they get older. She has a sucked in almost anorexic look on the left then slowly she gained weight. Her teeth look exactly the same and so does her jaw, aside from being more fat and her teeth being more white. Stop sperging over nothing.

Her boobs in pics where you can see nipples seem deflated, like she lost a bunch of weight. That would make them much easier to push up.

She is definitely real. She's just the left version of all the trad-thots. Addicted to male attention and negative attention in general. Grown ass woman being an edgy loser for attention. Just like her husband. Not that hard to figure out. No idea how anons here can't wrap their heads around it kek.

>>783771
this video is such cringe and the perfect evidence that she is an edgy attention whore. Watched this on a twitch stream with other lefties and couldn't believe people liked it. Knuckle draggers see big boobies and hear the big boobies say edgy things and they start going nuts.

No. 791395

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Still can't wrap my mind around what the fuck was going on between Kimi, her, Peter, the weird looking baby they had that she held like a football…all that from the first thread looked SO much like she was a doll, or a complete shut-in mental case. Now she seems lame as fuck, but kind of normal?

And that's not even getting into the fact that those earliest images that were purported to be her look nothing like any of the women in >>791178 , pic related because who is this? I agree the three in the linked post are the same woman, just at different stages of weight gain, but that original cam girl with the glasses, that has got to be someone else Peter claimed was Ashleigh. Too bad we'll probably never know.

No. 791396

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samefag but here is she is either right before or after delivering a premature baby, or so she says. Fun sexy selfie time, also barely looks like any of the other women pictured here.

No. 791397

>>791274
you have to see a gp to get a referral. then you're sent to the one connected to your gp clinic. as another anon pointed out, this is scotland not england. Stop shitting up the thread.

>>791396
putting your extensions on to go give birth lmao

No. 791521

I feel like there is a sure way to clock girls who grew up ugly and nerdy - every 3/10 fuggo who became more or less normal with plastic surgery starts acting like a gigastacy whom everyone is jealous of, Ash being a great example. The difference is so drastic they get extremely hyped up about their now average looks, it's kind of endearing.

No. 791708

>>791395
Are you trolling right now or..? Because legit I don't understand how you can't tell the two pictures you posted are the same person. The gif is just super low res so it's hard to tell, also in the gif she has glasses and eyeliner. All of which combined make her look very different. idk. In the picture of the hospital room she probably doesn't have a bra on so she's pulling out her gown and leaning forward so we can't see how tiny her breasts are without 3 push-up bras on. Don't even believe she's actually had work done, maybe some injections but nothing serious. Changing your hair color, eyebrow color, makeup, gaining/losing weight…all of that can make a person look very different. Don't want to sound like I'm defending this cunt because she's a disgusting loser but this is kind of ridiculous.

No. 792644

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lmfao so edgy!!!! xD

No. 792648

>>792644
Liberals have being swearing off breakfast at tiffany's for years because of the landlord character. She's so fucking behind and comes across as so incredibly try hard and ill-informed.

Also the bechdel test recognizes it's limitations. This girl is straight up a moron.

> A work may pass the test and still contain sexist content, and a work with prominent female characters may fail the test.


>Although the test is not perfect, it can still help to determine whether women will be properly represented in a film. The test simply indicates whether there is adequate female presence within the film.


http://www.oudaily.com/l_and_a/arts_and_entertainment/column-bechdel-rule-still-applies-to-portrayal-of-women-in/article_d3dc6a7d-8fcb-589c-885a-649fe33db5e1.html

No. 792670

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What is wrong with her…

No. 792736

>>792670
She is the textbook definition of a pickme. "Hello boys, I have porn on my phone, am I a cool girl yet?"

No. 792766

>>792736
I feel like anyone who'd fuck Peter Coffin, much less marry him and have a child with him, has all ready debased herself so much no amount of pick-me-ism could possibly do any more damage.

No. 792876

>>792766
The guys she appeals to have no standards. They pretend to be conservative traditional men but the second a tranny wears a nazi uniform and pretends to be "based and redpilled" they would even suck a dick.

You can be the biggest most useless whore, just repeat their opinions back at them while having big tits and you are their queen.

No. 794978

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Ashleigh commemorating 9/11 in a way that only she can

No. 795325

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Why are men so retarded? In the replies there's actually dudes who think her boobs are "natural".

No. 795326

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No. 795327

>>795325
Most men can't spot fake boobs unless they're obvious looking "bolt-ons"

No. 795330

>>795327
They can't spot obvious photoshop either.

No. 795333

Don't you girls ever think "man, if I didn't have this stupid self-respect I could earn so much money from retarded men on the internet"?

Like you literally dont even have to look good anymore nowadays, just take a photoshop course or hell, use one of those filters that turn you into an anime girl. It's so easy.

No. 795392

>>795326
Leaving the hanger string out like a retard

No. 795399

>>795326
Looking at all pictures past and present, you'd think she would have a kota-esque collage by now.

No. 795520

>>795392
my thought exactly. i guess scrotes don't care tho kek

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>>795325

Am I remembering correctly, after she had surgery to fix her jaw she had to be "rushed back to the hospital" because she was having issues but truthfully she got her tits done?

No. 795617

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>>795392
She left it out in every fucking picture kek

From the amount of blur she has going on in the full body pic + the awkward pose she seems to be putting on weight

https://twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1304946033869361153

No. 795619

>>795547
she can't be fucking serious. Is someone holding a gun to her head and making her wearing a pushup bra + padding to look like >>795325 ? I totally get women getting sexual attention for having large breasts no matter what they do but she literally used her tits to build an audience and now she's mad she gets treated like a thot?

I can't with this idiot.

No. 795620

>>132833
hi i love lolcow.farm waht a cool website :DDDDDDDD(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 795745

>>795547
big naturals? are you kidding me? really. does this chick think there exist no photos (and nudes) of her before surgery? not even mentioning the obvious padding and pushing up to the point her tits are about to spill out. the only reason why they aren't clocked as bolt ons immediately is the layer of fat on top of the implants

No. 795746

>>795745
to be fair your breasts can grow a lot after childbirth

No. 795978

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>>795745
In these highly fucked up pregnancy photos she is wearing a couple bras. Middle school level big-tit fakery. I don't doubt that she has fairly big boobs for her frame, but she either got implants at some point or has just continued to wear multiple bras at a time and contour in cleavage.

Regardless she's a weird woman to have taken these photos while pregnant. I don't really get her psychology except she seems to want to be a bimbo or sex doll. All the weird shit with Coffin and looking like she was a posed sex doll at the beginning of their relationship, she must just be into it.

No. 796245

>>795978
who the fuck shoops their waist for pregnancy pics? that's some mentally ill right there.

No. 798116

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Dick Masterson is flirting this girl and I wanna know for the sake of research: is she trans? How old is she?

No. 798379

>>798116
> is she trans

Her pregnancy photos are only two posts above this. Make at least a minimal effort.

No. 798408

>>798116
She's not trans, just ugly. And Dick Masterson is the worst scrote to ever exist, Ashleigh literally has the worst taste in men. He also has a girlfriend, so him flirting with her like this is beyond disgusting.

I saw someone post her pictures in the Dick Masterson KF thread and then someone posted her real nudes and all the scrotes were repulsed. kek.

No. 804963

>>132833
Did she end up divorcing Peter or was Peter who divorced her? Haven't got caught up with her lore, from what i've seen she's still posting left memes and fake horny posting for the male audience of her followers(necro)

No. 805380

>>804963
this post (http://archive.md/tmpeF) makes it sounds like it was mutual, but it's so full of generic platitudes like "we'll always be family" and "we're still best friends" that that's basically meaningless

tbh I'm of the opinion that Ash was the one who instigated the breakup. I think she genuinely has no real ambitions or personality beyond wanting male attention at any cost. So as soon as she figured out she could get more of that by being a single big-titty coomunist than by being peter coffin's disproportionately hot MILF wife it was bye bye petey and bye bye to their kids too. after they split her entire tl went from starwars stuff/ pictures of their kids/ posts defending peter to tit pics, hentai and coomer memes.

tbh the kids thing worries me most bc she used to post about them or just generally about being a mom all the time, but now she seems like she's trying to give off the impression that she's completely unattached. like basically larping as a teenager with nothing to do in life except take pics of her boobs for queens cleavage and play vidya, when she's actually a divorced mom of two in her late 20s.
I cant decide whats more depressing, the idea that the kids are living with her or that they're living with peter

No. 805382

also samefag but her boobs have gotta be fake bc there's no way you could take >>783586 (cute and above average, but tube-shaped) and turn them into >>783514 (bigger than her head and perfectly spherical without any padding or support) without an implant. the 16k they raised for ashleigh's "jaw surgery" ended up in her tits, no question

No. 805470

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>>805380
Pretty sure this leaked dm from the leftcow thread means she has custody, or at least partial. Though if she's based in Scotland now I'm not sure how that would work

Also her saying she's "pretty sure her son is autistic lol", keep it classy Ash

No. 805544

File: 1605877366748.png (45.92 KB, 736x530, wut.png)

>>805380
>I think she genuinely has no real ambitions or personality beyond wanting male attention at any cost

picrel from shoe thread today. She's so insecure.

>>805470
Damn. I feel really bad for her son if he is autistic and she's treating it like a joke to her simps.

No. 805556

File: 1605885863014.jpg (683.82 KB, 1867x938, 20201120_101955.jpg)

I'm surprised more people aren't talking about how Peter has replaced Ashleigh with another girl. He had her one of his YouTube videos.

https://youtu.be/uQdwiOvbtR0 (around the 12:08 mark)

No. 805566

>>805556
god he's gross. She's an upgrade on Ashley though. I hope she runs soon.

No. 805584

>>805470
tbh it's probably better if Ashleigh has custody since iirc she lives with her mum now. We can all rest easy knowing granny is watching the kids while Ash wonders drunk into the forest a 5am to gash her face open (?)

No. 805591

>>805584
I don’t buy it. The scratches are too clean, are on opposite sides of her face, and there’s no scraping or bruising anywhere else. Bitch got bored and cut her cheek with a razor.

No. 805593

File: 1605909632711.png (515.96 KB, 596x550, sureash.png)

>>805591
I really dont wanna believe that someone in charge of two young children would actually slice up her own face for attention but the pics she posted of it when it was "fresh" look fake af

blood that's dry enough to flake up like that should be dark red/ brown, not bright red like that. also if you fell over onto a tree or even a rock you would likely get a messy graze and some bruising, not a clean cut like that

No. 805595

File: 1605910185441.png (93.65 KB, 152x225, wut.png)

>>805593
Does she have filler or is that overlining? Either way, yikes.

That cut doesn't even look real though. There's no depth.

No. 805598

>>805470
I'm shocked she actually admitted to being 28 and having two kids. Her method for attracting beta men is to push the idea that she's some NEET with no responsibilities who does nothing but play video games and jerk off to hentai all day, so low tier idiots will think "wow shes a super hot girl but shes just like me" so gross

what a contrast to the way she used to talk about her kids, when she was with Peter she was always gushing about how adorable they were now its "the boy is autistic lol"

No. 805629

>>805593
The fuck, that does look fake.
What does she do besides fish for attention on twitter? Like, is this her..content?

No. 805732

>>805595
bit of both, it makes her lips look like raw chicken. its that classic BDD thing where they get surgery, then keep emphasizing the body part as though they didnt, so she has lip fillers and implants but keeps on overlining and stuffing her bra til she looks like a clown (picrel)
>>805593
KF also pointed out that the "blood" conspicuously stops right above the collar of her shirt, like she was trying to avoid ruining it lol
the blood in that picture is obviously fake and there's no way she could have gotten it falling down in the woods, there are two things that might have happened, either way she comes off as a fucking psycho, either there's no scar, she draws it on in the exact same place every time she wants to take a selfie or the more disturbing option, she cut her own face on purpose, then did the whole "fell over in the woods" thing for attention

No. 805733

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>>805732
lmao dropped my pic, dont drink and cow kids

No. 805736

File: 1606000543709.jpg (67.21 KB, 596x380, s.jpg)

>>805556

She seems like she has a personality and some intelligence, which automatically makes her too good for Peter.
>>805629

Obviously she did it so she could humble brag about people thinking she looks like a hot video game girl

>>783620
If peter was smart he would go ahead and say "Yeah, I made Kimi up. I was young, sad and lonely and I wanted a girlfriend". Most of his audience are terminally online losers, so they would probably empathise, and he would loose a little face, but a lot less than he is at the moment from having people think that upon finding out he was being catfished by a mentally ill 17 year old, he not only continued the relationship, but brought her over to America and put a baby in her the moment she turned 21

No. 805746

>>805733
Eugh those lips..
Also I love how all these pics have the telltale signs of snow/meitu filters. They're always grainy like that

No. 805757

why do I feel like the scars keep moving from the initial picture seen >>805593. It could just be she has flipped the image. Even then the smaller scar seems to disappear.

No. 805784

>>805757


Well, in the "this totally just happened" pic, it's going from her ear to her lip.

But in this one >>805733 it's going from her nose to her jaw.

No. 805789

>>805593
>>805733
Holy shit are you blind? Of course it's fake, it literally changes angle from running along her cheekbone to running against it

No. 805793

>>805733
omg she drew her scar on going the wrong direction KEK this girl is fucking insane

No. 805804

File: 1606057951107.jpg (20.11 KB, 280x498, 127189292_747374392790999_8405…)

Ash just posted this a fleet (lol i hate that I have to use that word) she must be checking the thread bc there's literally nothing this could be except a "no my scar is totally real u guize :((" post

It looks so bad I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she made it look fake on purpose to bait people. I mean what is that, red lipliner and some craft glue to make it look crusty? at least this is probably a guarantee that she didn't cut her own face up, that would be a dark twist even for my taste

No. 805806

>>805804
Oh my fuck you're right it looks like rigid collodion and lip liner.
Also a conveniently very low res pic again

No. 805811

File: 1606063861155.png (345.9 KB, 592x417, te.png)

I really hope the other anon was right and Grandma is doing the bulk of raising these kids. She is desperate to be seen as a young, free, very online e-girl rather than the overstuffed potato sack she really is.

No. 805812

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>>805811
samefag and sorry for sperg, but her kids are quite young, right? Her whole twitter is like this. Bragging about not working and getting high every night. From her twitter she's back in Scotland because her mom is there which means there's no Peter to watch the kids when she's drunk and high off her tits every night.

I scrolled back 3 days and she was bragging about being too wasted to function on 3 separate occasions. Get help Ashleigh. It's not cute.

No. 805813

>>805812
THOSE LIPS

No. 805815

>>805804
>>805812
Wtf the cut changed again between these 2 pics

No. 805816

>>805804
I'm dying, she can't even keep it consistent on how long it is or the angle of the cut.
Besides, if this was even more than a day old, it would have already started to scab and dry up, but that's not easy to fake with lipstick.

No. 805818

>>805816
This is such a weird and unhinged thing to fake. What a crazy bitch

No. 805820

>>805812
iirc they're both under five, so yeah, kids who need a lot of care and attention (especially if her son is showing the kind of developmental issues that indicate he might be autistic)

I'm not one of those people who has a stick up their ass about how a mother should behave or w/e but I seriously find the way Ash acts so weird and lowkey concerning. why even have them if she's just going to try her hardest to act like she isn't a mum?

Also, didn't she hardcore starve herself and barely gain any weight during her first pregnancy, is that kind of fetal malnutrition something that could lead to a baby being developmentally stunted?

No. 805821

>>805820
>>795978
samefag but this is the timeline from her first pregnancy, even though it's probably posed/ shooped to high hell she still must have been very very skinny

that kid was a preemie too I think, no way he doesn't have some physical issues from such a fucked up pregnancy

No. 805822

File: 1606070181718.jpg (212.3 KB, 1080x1576, 20201122_103140.jpg)

This isn't even a believable story, why not say she fell on a jagged rock or something? Her simps are barely buying it

No. 805823

>>805820
If she's up until 4am every night (I saw 6am on her feed) she's not the one looking after her kids. It's sad.

>>805822
When i fall I too make no attempt to break my fall and let my face hit the glass covered ground.

No. 805824

>>805812
has she ever had a job? she was a shut-in teenager, then she moved to the US with peter to be a stay at home mom, now she's back living with her family in Scotland and doesn't seem to be working? it's not even like she has any productive hobbies either, she quit the podcast she was on, her youtube has like 6 videos, and now it doesn't even look like shes even caring for her own kids? this woman is 28 years old, what the fuck does she do with all that free time?

bit weird to call yourself a communist when you've never worked a day in your life Ash

>>805823

Also even if she did fall that hard onto broken glass it would be much, much worse, probably a jagged, deep scar that would need stitches/ medical attention

No. 805825

File: 1606072222635.jpg (876.92 KB, 1391x971, ac.jpg)

>>805824
She's the type of communist that thinks not working and being paid to sit at home is communism. She's a commie like all the trannies are commies, that is until they have to do any class analysis relating to sex.

I really think she's the ultimate pick me. She doesn't do anything at all in her day to day life that isn't targeted at gaining male attention. Then she posts MRA shit like >>805544

Kiwifarms was posting screenshots showing she was thirsting over Sam Hyde a month or so ago, too. Great praxis. I also stole the pic from the farms because it really shows how heavily she abuses whatever face editing app she uses.

No. 805827

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>>805825
I have no idea who Sam Hyde is or what his politics are, but is it possible he's the guy she's referring to here?

Either way, I think it's only a matter of time before Ash pulls a Laci Green and flip-flops to the right. Doesn't actually seem like she cares about leftism in the slightest, and the kind of attention she would get from being the super hot leftist chick who got red pilled would be so intense she'd probably never need to post another thirst trap again. plus its not like her fans atm actually care about her opinion, so she probably wouldn't even lose face with them

No. 805830

File: 1606073400376.png (444.96 KB, 478x609, sam.png)

>>805827
Possibly? I genuinely feel that he would be trolling her though if this was him. Sam Hyde hates women and she's a complete attention whore.

No. 805834

>>805824
imho that's the worst thing about Ashleigh, she spends basically all her time building and maintaining a very large (100k+ on twitter) following, but she's either too stupid or unwilling to actually get any money out of it.

no patreon, only fans, monetized YouTube channel, not even a venmo or cashapp. A following like that could easily net her thousands a month on only fans, even posting basically the same kind of lewds she does on her twitter. Or a patreon for her YT channel could be really fucking lucrative if she actually bothered to make videos.

her level of thottery and attention seeking would still be really fucking lulzy, but at least you could say she was turning that into money to support herself and her family. but instead she sits around all day leaching of her elderly mom, spending all her time on the internet with nothing worthwhile to actually show for it

No. 805835

>>805834
samefag but i looked it up and she does actually have a patreon for her videos, which gets her $63 a month, probably because she never promotes it or makes any videos. It has one post and hasnt been updated since march. $63 probably doesn't even cover her filler top-ups

No. 805841

>>805593
I’m >>805591 and I ended up going to her twitter and noticed immediately that the stupid bitch made the ‘scratch’ in an entirely different direction on her face in all her ~thuper badass selfies~ but didn’t want to samefag. She’s insane.

No. 805843

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>>805830
so they both hate women? sounds like a perfect match, Ash even said that she likes her men to be 4/10s (that explains peter lol)

she posted a video of her blowing out weed smoke on twitter, moving her head all stiff to avoid showing her "bad angels". one of her simps noticed how fucking weird it looked, but of course he ended up doing some mental gymnastics to explain how her moving awkwardly like some BDD addled sicko was actually just another sign of how ~ totally perfect~ she is

I swear only a coomer could make "you move like a robot" into a compliment

No. 805846

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Jfc Ash, do you ever talk about anything else besides sex?

No. 805847

>>805846
>Communist
>Porn
She really doesn't understand shit all

No. 805850

>>805846
Hey ash maybe you could stop masturbating and tweeting for a few minutes and check on your kids

No. 805855

>>805846
Okay, now I 100% believe she really catfished Peter as Kimi. Only the sex doll question remains now.

No. 805862

>>805855
Let’s not go that far.

No. 805863

>>805812
The men she tries to pander to probably despise mothers who behave like this.

No. 805921

>>805846
i s2g you could boil basically all of her tweets down into one formula;
"Yes, I'm [hot girl trait], but I also do [coomer thing]"

No. 805960

File: 1606155524995.jpeg (266.26 KB, 750x616, B8A2FA99-581A-4B01-90BA-E8D9F1…)

Ash is having her weekly meltdown over how she just can’t seem to find a good man on twitter no matter how many gratituous titty pics she posts

Also didn’t the leaked dms from the leftcow thread show the opposite of this? She was telling a guy she loved him and wanted to be with him and then a few weeks later it was all “my feelings have changed”

No. 805986

>>805960
How did she type that second tweet ("Unleash your chad" lol) without feeling embarrassed in herself?>>805960

No. 805997

>>805960
How is negging a feminine trait? This bitch just says words. she doesn't understand a single thing. Its amazing.

No. 805998

File: 1606170216648.jpeg (266.31 KB, 750x615, 2D736A8D-F779-4F03-BAE6-CF32BF…)

>>805986
It’s a feminine trait? I know she’s trying to parody the way these guys talk, but she really can’t just admit that some bad things are predominantly done by men

Like in this tweet it seems like she’s trying to shame women for not complimenting men’s appearance more. That’s bc men aren’t judged on their looks as much, and if you compliment a man without trying to sleep with him he’ll probably accuse you of “leading him on”

No. 806001

>>805997
I think it's a meme. It originally started on Twitter with homophobic people saying stuff like ordering dessert is a "female trait." Ashleigh's doing it ironically, but it still shows how hurt she actually is, so the irony falls flat.

No. 806015

>>805997
>>806001
She's saying its feminine as a bad thing like as in its not manly to do. She's clearly making a joke but it's still a pick me ass joke

No. 806058

File: 1606196833310.jpg (149.43 KB, 1080x817, 20201124_064702.jpg)

cringe

No. 806068

>>805960
I just went to her page and she also retweeted borderline hentai. She is so trashy and has no shame about it. Not everything needs to be shared online. I wonder what her kids will think of her.

No. 806070

>>805998
Men are shocked when they are being complimented because OTHER MEN DON’T COMPLIMENT THEM EITHER.

Men don’t even compliment women for no reason! Women hype up other women. Men don’t even really care about average or ugly women complimenting them. They certainly don’t remember older women giving them compliments because they’re not fuckable in their mind.

I swear to god all of these hoes pickmes just keep gassing up average dudes with overinflated ego. Dudes dress like they woke up in a dumpster, can barely groom themselves and still expect handout compliments.

Get lost Ash, fucking parent your kids once in a while for a change, that will keep you busy.

>>806058
She hates being braless cause her titties are droopy without proper support, which would be cool and normal for any woman (especially after kids), but no she has to be an ethereal porn addict. Even the reddit dedicated to her are thirsting over her making an OF but it’s not going to happen cause the tits are fake as. It’s actually hilarious how they keep saying it’s because she had 3 pregnancies, like women breasts just progressively get bigger and bigger with each passing pregnancy and don’t slowly go down in size too.

No. 806072

>>806070
>It’s actually hilarious how they keep saying it’s because she had 3 pregnancies, like women breasts just progressively get bigger and bigger with each passing pregnancy and don’t slowly go down in size too.

When you fanbase is hentai coomers…
This deranged woman is even a bigger pickme than wig0nhead. No wonder they pretend to be friends.

No. 806076

>>806070
lmao i love this post. It's all so true, She's raising 2 sons too so you know they're going to grow up entitled as fuck. If this dumb plastic bitch wants to wander around the forest at night complimenting random men good luck to her, but most women have had enough life experience to know that's a bad idea.

These pick-mes that are trying to wear down the precautions women have taken in life to keep themselves from having to deal with male entitlement are the worst. I agree Ash is worse than shoe.

She genuinely believes she's a super hot yet super relatable girl when she's just another 3/10 thot under it all. She can't make an OF because she has to spend so long carefully posing and editing every picture to make herself look as inflated as possible.

No. 806078

>>806076

her second is a girl actually, you can just imagine the kind of body issues that are getting passed down

>>805847

her calling herself a communist is hilarious bc it shows how much she only sees politics through an American lens. you can be called a communist over there for believing state healthcare or whatever, in the UK, and in Scotland especially, left-wing/ socialist politics are a lot more normalised. when she actually does talk about specific political views (very rarely) there not radical at all, but pretty typical for a working class/ lower middle scottish person.

basically she only ever talks about US politics bc that's the only way she would ever seem like a radical enlightened communist goddess, in the UK she just comes of like a normal leftist/ SNP supporter

No. 806080

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>>806078
I noticed that Ash’s mum filters her selfies pretty intensely too, like her skin goes from baby’s bottom to leather handbag between two pics. I know a lot of middle aged women like to filter their selfies, and most don’t care to be subtle about it, but given how Ashleigh turned out…
I won’t post bc she’s a family member, but we could have a foreverkailyn situation here; three generations of body issues, neglect, substance abuse and birth defects

When I went to check out >>805960 on her twitter I noticed pic related was posted right after it…

No. 806082

File: 1606220428490.jpeg (265.36 KB, 750x494, 9037416A-D937-4936-A363-441A08…)

Which made me remember this (now deleted) tweet she posted right after Peter posted that video with his new girl…

No. 806083

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And this which she posted a few days later. Seems like “heartbreak” is a major catalyst for her relapsing (and energy drinks are her favourite method of restricting, which is patriotic at least) I feel bad for her, but slightly less bad knowing that it’s an entirely self inflicted problem. No one is forcing you to look for love amongst the incels in your DMs Ashleigh.

No. 806084

>>806082
>do pickmes dream of rattling bones

No. 806098

She genuinely seems like she's in the middle of a breakdown in every tweet that gets posted here.

No. 806100

I don't pity her at all cause she revels in this shit, she would 100% choose being a tragic waif constantly on the edge of self-destruction over being a stable, well-adjusted good parent who has her life together

No. 806108

>>806100
Agree. The self sabotaging is just another form of seeking attention. She loves victimizing herself



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