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Posted this photo 2 days prior to this.
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Horsemaw is so fucking homely.
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Look at that lumpy, shittily stuffed bra.
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FUCK my boobs hurt just looking at this.
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Looks like she contoured cleavage on too
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From what people have gathered from checking her timeline and jokes. Ashleigh styles herself a communist despite the fact she'd probably be killed or put in the gulag under such a regime.(necro)
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She also seems a be fan of bimboification, or looking like a realdoll, i don't know if thats a specific fetish.
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well you look at her old pics, its like she was trying to be a realdoll, it looks like she even tried to make her skin not look real as well.
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When I look at pictures like this, it just doesn’t look like a real person to me. Also all of the things she says on Twitter sound like the personality a man would make up for his girlfriend. Could also just be a pathetic pick me who is addicted to photoshop, but I lean towards doll.
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What about her youtube videos? I think she's real, but just looks completely different in motion. That's why she sits so rigid in her videos, so she keeps her angle right.
Her nude from the last thread makes me lol still
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I don’t think it’s the same person. If you compare the width of her shoulders and arms to the picture above they look totally different. If she were shooping herself that extremely you would notice some distortion or something off about the picture.
I heard a rumor that Ashleigh was Kimi and catfished Peter? Then Ashleigh just kinda took them place of Kimi. Do you think that's true?
Ashleigh only came on my radar after Peter had beef with Xiaxue and she went nuclear on him.
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if you look at her old gifs, it doesn't look like anything a normal person would do.
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yeah even after she had the baby she still did "doll" poses
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Yeah I think so as well, it lines up with her being a massive weeb>>783636
Ashleigh divorced Peter and now is thirstposting on Twitter to promote her own channel
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I'm glad someone necroed this thread because she's so fucking weord and I'm still convinced it' Peter Coffin actually posting.
I feel like she has no personality at all. Like I know she does the "I'm a oommunist while holding completely liberal values" shit, but she's so dull. Which makes me think she does have a bimbofication fetish and is doing it on purpose.>>783622
She gives me such creepy/bad vibes. Like there's something really mentally wrong with her.
god that's disgusting and scary
I used to stalk her tumblr when it was mildly famous and be fascinated by the uncanny valley of her pics, I'm a fan of horror and she looked like some kind of creepy weirdo out of very bad horror movie. Then I discovered the whole Coffin saga and was blown away.
How's Peter btw? Hasn't been milky for a while?
Very true anon, she definitely has a bimboifcation fettish, you can tell by all the pictures with her tits out.>>783669
She is still a cow in my book, I hope we are able to keep this thread around.
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How the fuck is this funny?
It's hard to tell if it's surgery or not cause some boobs do look big propped up like that but she defintley filters and maybe touches up her photos a little.
Makeup doesn't help either.
It’s hard for me to imagine someone doing >>783709
to real boobs without some kind of nerve damage from surgery.
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I came across her stuff while looking at shoeonheads timeline.
I really think people I've heard are right about her catfishing as Kimi when she was underage and a shut in, since you could see she had a obvious complex about her teeth. Then later she came clean and she was legal and moved over for the operation.
Now that she has more confidence, she's willing to speak about her interests in anime and giant boobs, and they align with a low-self esteem shut in. Also she probably sounds a lot like Peter Coffin because is probably the only extended interaction she had with someone else outside her family.
Looking at her feed just seems to confirm things for me.
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It's 70% fake, most of it is stuffing, sometimes she draws in cleavage with makeup.
Considering the work she did on her old photos and gifs shes quite handy with photoshop
Does she claim she only came over to the US relatively recently? No way. Her accent is incredibly Americanised and I've never seen her use non-American spelling or phrasing.
I'd bet money she hasn't lived in Scotland since at least early childhood.
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Cosmetic procedures aren't covered under NHS, why do you think Peter was raising funds for "life saving" procedure?
Shes apparently back in Scotland now with her mom
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This is the most recent picture, the others were from last year.>>790921
Didnt she have one of those jaw surgeries for people with overbites? My friend had that, it's free. If you can prove a medical necessity (or even just convincingly argue that it's harming you mentally) you can get cosmetic-type surgeries on the NHS. Braces too.
Either way tho private care in general is cheaper in the UK than in the US. I also don't understand why she wouldn't get that sort of thing done in Scotland,if she is in fact from there (I don't believe she is)
Braces aren't covered unless you're a child, disabled, unemployed or on a pension. If you have to pay it's in a band system. I think braces are band 4 which would make them like $250 USD. If she didn't get them as a kid she didn't need them. UK dentistry isn't about looks. They won't fix her having ugly looking teeth for free, she'd have to go private for that.
She didn't medically need her jaw surgery. That's why she didn't get it. It was purely for vanity reasons because she looks weird when she speaks. (and no you can't get surgery just because you argue it can help you mentally. That is a very small number of surgeries and you need to get several Doctors to sign off on it).
She didn't have any money in Scotland as a teenager. Peter dangled what she wanted in front of her and she upped and moved for it because she's a dumbass.
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that the surgery was necessary because of TMJ, but her entire face changed. Pretty sure shee lied about it for donations, it was paid for with a gofundme. https://www.gofundme.com/f/coffin
She was 17 which isn't a child in the UK. And the point is if she didn't get them as a child she doesn't need them. Keep up.>>790996
yeah the money went on cosmetic shit for sure. also the pic is so funny to me because she's more concerned about getting her body in the shot than her fucking husband kek
> She was 17 which isn't a child in the UK.
What's it like being so confident but so completely incorrect? That's probably the most retarded single sentence I've seen written down in a while.
NHS dental care is covered until you are 18, 19 if you're in full time education, or any age if you're on benefits. Literally if you don't know something try googling it at least.
Anyone saying it wouldn't have been covered is retarded too. If your teeth are more than 4mm misaligned it's covered. If they're less, it's negotiable. She had giant horse teeth, no way that she wouldn't get at least braces for free.
Jaw realignment is a multi step process, the first step is to get fucking braces. Then they see how that goes and if they can recommend further treatment.
The NHS is pretty modular. If you make an effort and shop around a bit you can usually get at least some bits of a multi stage procedure covered, even if it’s largely cosmetic. Most specialist doctors work both privately and on the NHS as well, so you can even keep the same doctor.
Oh yeah, btw completely private healthcare/cosmetic surgery exists in the UK too. It's very high quality and almost always cheaper than in the US.
It's pretty much a moot point to argue whether or not the jaw surgery would have been cheaper in the UK. It would have been.
Personally I think she got braces on the NHS, moved to America for dick, and figured it was easier to just get idiots to pay for expensive American surgery than to save money.
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looks more than a simple realignment to me. I'd wager is veneers and jaw surgery.
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> looks more than a simple realignment to me. I'd wager is veneers and jaw surgery.
> more than a simple realignment
> jaw surgery
Bitch what do you think veneers are? WHAT DO YOU THINK JAW SURGERY IS
why are you so mad over nothing and wrong anyway??
they don't give out free surgery for dumb reasons.
You can't Doctor shop in Scotland because you HAVE to see the Doctor in your area closest to your registered address you dumbass. if her local GP said no she can ask for a second opinion but you can't just keep doing that until a doctor says yes this isnt the US.
I lived in Scotland for the first 20 years of my life. If the nhs wouldn't cover it it would be easier for her to get peter to leech money for her obviously which is the point being made??
idk if you're the same anon that is convinced she's not Scottish but you seem obsessed with her.>>791178
yeah probably all of that and more. It's weird in some pictures she looks super skinny on ana level and in others she looks normal
I'm not talking about your gp, I'm talking about specialists. I literally live here and have been through a similar mixed private/NHS treatment but go off I guess.
I was just trying to clarify some shit because this thread is full of people talking completely out of their arse, and I'm pretty sure the point is that she scammed people out of money for a treatment she could have easily got much cheaper.
Honestly though at this point I'm not even sure why she's supposed to be a cow. Has she actually done anything recently that's funny? >>791193
If a comment longer than a couple of sentences frustrates and confuses you, maybe you should stick to Twitter or something. I don't see how that's my problem though.
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It's been discussed before if her surgery was covered under the NHS, it's pointless to fight over it.
What makes Ashleigh such a cow is that she most likely tricked Peter into bringing her over to the US. Then they both scammed people so she could get cosmetic surgery. She is so damn insecure she still photoshops her photos. She is a shell of a women without her own personality and just mimics Peter's humor.
"her whole face changed" uhhh are we looking at the same person right now anons? In >>791178
it looks like she just gained weight like everyone does as they get older. She has a sucked in almost anorexic look on the left then slowly she gained weight. Her teeth look exactly the same and so does her jaw, aside from being more fat and her teeth being more white. Stop sperging over nothing.
Her boobs in pics where you can see nipples seem deflated, like she lost a bunch of weight. That would make them much easier to push up.
She is definitely real. She's just the left version of all the trad-thots. Addicted to male attention and negative attention in general. Grown ass woman being an edgy loser for attention. Just like her husband. Not that hard to figure out. No idea how anons here can't wrap their heads around it kek. >>783771
this video is such cringe and the perfect evidence that she is an edgy attention whore. Watched this on a twitch stream with other lefties and couldn't believe people liked it. Knuckle draggers see big boobies and hear the big boobies say edgy things and they start going nuts.
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Still can't wrap my mind around what the fuck was going on between Kimi, her, Peter, the weird looking baby they had that she held like a football…all that from the first thread looked SO much like she was a doll, or a complete shut-in mental case. Now she seems lame as fuck, but kind of normal?
And that's not even getting into the fact that those earliest images that were purported to be her look nothing like any of the women in >>791178
, pic related because who is this? I agree the three in the linked post are the same woman, just at different stages of weight gain, but that original cam girl with the glasses, that has got to be someone else Peter claimed was Ashleigh. Too bad we'll probably never know.
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samefag but here is she is either right before or after delivering a premature baby, or so she says. Fun sexy selfie time, also barely looks like any of the other women pictured here.
you have to see a gp to get a referral. then you're sent to the one connected to your gp clinic. as another anon pointed out, this is scotland not england. Stop shitting up the thread.>>791396
putting your extensions on to go give birth lmao
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lmfao so edgy!!!! xD
Liberals have being swearing off breakfast at tiffany's for years because of the landlord character. She's so fucking behind and comes across as so incredibly try hard and ill-informed.
Also the bechdel test recognizes it's limitations. This girl is straight up a moron.
> A work may pass the test and still contain sexist content, and a work with prominent female characters may fail the test.
>Although the test is not perfect, it can still help to determine whether women will be properly represented in a film. The test simply indicates whether there is adequate female presence within the film.http://www.oudaily.com/l_and_a/arts_and_entertainment/column-bechdel-rule-still-applies-to-portrayal-of-women-in/article_d3dc6a7d-8fcb-589c-885a-649fe33db5e1.html
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What is wrong with her…
The guys she appeals to have no standards. They pretend to be conservative traditional men but the second a tranny wears a nazi uniform and pretends to be "based and redpilled" they would even suck a dick.
You can be the biggest most useless whore, just repeat their opinions back at them while having big tits and you are their queen.
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Ashleigh commemorating 9/11 in a way that only she can
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Why are men so retarded? In the replies there's actually dudes who think her boobs are "natural".
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Am I remembering correctly, after she had surgery to fix her jaw she had to be "rushed back to the hospital" because she was having issues but truthfully she got her tits done?
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She left it out in every fucking picture kek
From the amount of blur she has going on in the full body pic + the awkward pose she seems to be putting on weighthttps://twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1304946033869361153
she can't be fucking serious. Is someone holding a gun to her head and making her wearing a pushup bra + padding to look like >>795325
? I totally get women getting sexual attention for having large breasts no matter what they do but she literally used her tits to build an audience and now she's mad she gets treated like a thot?
I can't with this idiot.
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In these highly fucked up pregnancy photos she is wearing a couple bras. Middle school level big-tit fakery. I don't doubt that she has fairly big boobs for her frame, but she either got implants at some point or has just continued to wear multiple bras at a time and contour in cleavage.
Regardless she's a weird woman to have taken these photos while pregnant. I don't really get her psychology except she seems to want to be a bimbo or sex doll. All the weird shit with Coffin and looking like she was a posed sex doll at the beginning of their relationship, she must just be into it.
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Dick Masterson is flirting this girl and I wanna know for the sake of research: is she trans? How old is she?
She's not trans, just ugly. And Dick Masterson is the worst scrote to ever exist, Ashleigh literally has the worst taste in men. He also has a girlfriend, so him flirting with her like this is beyond disgusting.
I saw someone post her pictures in the Dick Masterson KF thread and then someone posted her real nudes and all the scrotes were repulsed. kek.
this post (http://archive.md/tmpeF
) makes it sounds like it was mutual, but it's so full of generic platitudes like "we'll always be family" and "we're still best friends" that that's basically meaningless
tbh I'm of the opinion that Ash was the one who instigated the breakup. I think she genuinely has no real ambitions or personality beyond wanting male attention at any cost. So as soon as she figured out she could get more of that by being a single big-titty coomunist than by being peter coffin's disproportionately hot MILF wife it was bye bye petey and bye bye to their kids too. after they split her entire tl went from starwars stuff/ pictures of their kids/ posts defending peter to tit pics, hentai and coomer memes.
tbh the kids thing worries me most bc she used to post about them or just generally about being a mom all the time, but now she seems like she's trying to give off the impression that she's completely unattached. like basically larping as a teenager with nothing to do in life except take pics of her boobs for queens cleavage and play vidya, when she's actually a divorced mom of two in her late 20s.
I cant decide whats more depressing, the idea that the kids are living with her or that they're living with peter
also samefag but her boobs have gotta be fake bc there's no way you could take >>783586
(cute and above average, but tube-shaped) and turn them into >>783514
(bigger than her head and perfectly spherical without any padding or support) without an implant. the 16k they raised for ashleigh's "jaw surgery" ended up in her tits, no question
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Pretty sure this leaked dm from the leftcow thread means she has custody, or at least partial. Though if she's based in Scotland now I'm not sure how that would work
Also her saying she's "pretty sure her son is autistic lol", keep it classy Ash
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>>805380>I think she genuinely has no real ambitions or personality beyond wanting male attention at any cost
picrel from shoe thread today. She's so insecure. >>805470
Damn. I feel really bad for her son if he is autistic and she's treating it like a joke to her simps.
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I'm surprised more people aren't talking about how Peter has replaced Ashleigh with another girl. He had her one of his YouTube videos.https://youtu.be/uQdwiOvbtR0
(around the 12:08 mark)
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I really dont wanna believe that someone in charge of two young children would actually slice up her own face for attention but the pics she posted of it when it was "fresh" look fake af
blood that's dry enough to flake up like that should be dark red/ brown, not bright red like that. also if you fell over onto a tree or even a rock you would likely get a messy graze and some bruising, not a clean cut like that
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Does she have filler or is that overlining? Either way, yikes.
That cut doesn't even look real though. There's no depth.
I'm shocked she actually admitted to being 28 and having two kids. Her method for attracting beta men is to push the idea that she's some NEET with no responsibilities who does nothing but play video games and jerk off to hentai all day, so low tier idiots will think "wow shes a super hot girl but shes just like me" so gross
what a contrast to the way she used to talk about her kids, when she was with Peter she was always gushing about how adorable they were now its "the boy is autistic lol"
The fuck, that does look fake.
What does she do besides fish for attention on twitter? Like, is this her..content?
bit of both, it makes her lips look like raw chicken. its that classic BDD thing where they get surgery, then keep emphasizing the body part as though they didnt, so she has lip fillers and implants but keeps on overlining and stuffing her bra til she looks like a clown (picrel)>>805593
KF also pointed out that the "blood" conspicuously stops right above the collar of her shirt, like she was trying to avoid ruining it lol
the blood in that picture is obviously fake and there's no way she could have gotten it falling down in the woods, there are two things that might have happened, either way she comes off as a fucking psycho, either there's no scar, she draws it on in the exact same place every time she wants to take a selfie or the more disturbing option, she cut her own face on purpose, then did the whole "fell over in the woods" thing for attention
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lmao dropped my pic, dont drink and cow kids
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She seems like she has a personality and some intelligence, which automatically makes her too good for Peter. >>805629
Obviously she did it so she could humble brag about people thinking she looks like a hot video game girl >>783620
If peter was smart he would go ahead and say "Yeah, I made Kimi up. I was young, sad and lonely and I wanted a girlfriend". Most of his audience are terminally online losers, so they would probably empathise, and he would loose a little face, but a lot less than he is at the moment from having people think that upon finding out he was being catfished by a mentally ill 17 year old, he not only continued the relationship, but brought her over to America and put a baby in her the moment she turned 21
Eugh those lips..
Also I love how all these pics have the telltale signs of snow/meitu filters. They're always grainy like that
why do I feel like the scars keep moving from the initial picture seen >>805593
. It could just be she has flipped the image. Even then the smaller scar seems to disappear.
Well, in the "this totally just happened" pic, it's going from her ear to her lip.
But in this one >>805733
it's going from her nose to her jaw.
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Ash just posted this a fleet (lol i hate that I have to use that word) she must be checking the thread bc there's literally nothing this could be except a "no my scar is totally real u guize :((" post
It looks so bad I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she made it look fake on purpose to bait people. I mean what is that, red lipliner and some craft glue to make it look crusty? at least this is probably a guarantee that she didn't cut her own face up, that would be a dark twist even for my taste
Oh my fuck you're right it looks like rigid collodion and lip liner.
Also a conveniently very low res pic again
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I really hope the other anon was right and Grandma is doing the bulk of raising these kids. She is desperate to be seen as a young, free, very online e-girl rather than the overstuffed potato sack she really is.
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samefag and sorry for sperg, but her kids are quite young, right? Her whole twitter is like this. Bragging about not working and getting high every night. From her twitter she's back in Scotland because her mom is there which means there's no Peter to watch the kids when she's drunk and high off her tits every night.
I scrolled back 3 days and she was bragging about being too wasted to function on 3 separate occasions. Get help Ashleigh. It's not cute.
I'm dying, she can't even keep it consistent on how long it is or the angle of the cut.
Besides, if this was even more than a day old, it would have already started to scab and dry up, but that's not easy to fake with lipstick.
iirc they're both under five, so yeah, kids who need a lot of care and attention (especially if her son is showing the kind of developmental issues that indicate he might be autistic)
I'm not one of those people who has a stick up their ass about how a mother should behave or w/e but I seriously find the way Ash acts so weird and lowkey concerning. why even have them if she's just going to try her hardest to act like she isn't a mum?
Also, didn't she hardcore starve herself and barely gain any weight during her first pregnancy, is that kind of fetal malnutrition something that could lead to a baby being developmentally stunted?
samefag but this is the timeline from her first pregnancy, even though it's probably posed/ shooped to high hell she still must have been very very skinny
that kid was a preemie too I think, no way he doesn't have some physical issues from such a fucked up pregnancy
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This isn't even a believable story, why not say she fell on a jagged rock or something? Her simps are barely buying it
If she's up until 4am every night (I saw 6am on her feed) she's not the one looking after her kids. It's sad. >>805822
When i fall I too make no attempt to break my fall and let my face hit the glass covered ground.
has she ever had a job? she was a shut-in teenager, then she moved to the US with peter to be a stay at home mom, now she's back living with her family in Scotland and doesn't seem to be working? it's not even like she has any productive hobbies either, she quit the podcast she was on, her youtube has like 6 videos, and now it doesn't even look like shes even caring for her own kids? this woman is 28 years old, what the fuck does she do with all that free time?
bit weird to call yourself a communist when you've never worked a day in your life Ash>>805823
Also even if she did fall that hard onto broken glass it would be much, much worse, probably a jagged, deep scar that would need stitches/ medical attention
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She's the type of communist that thinks not working and being paid to sit at home is communism. She's a commie like all the trannies are commies, that is until they have to do any class analysis relating to sex.
I really think she's the ultimate pick me. She doesn't do anything at all in her day to day life that isn't targeted at gaining male attention. Then she posts MRA shit like >>805544
Kiwifarms was posting screenshots showing she was thirsting over Sam Hyde a month or so ago, too. Great praxis. I also stole the pic from the farms because it really shows how heavily she abuses whatever face editing app she uses.
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I have no idea who Sam Hyde is or what his politics are, but is it possible he's the guy she's referring to here?
Either way, I think it's only a matter of time before Ash pulls a Laci Green and flip-flops to the right. Doesn't actually seem like she cares about leftism in the slightest, and the kind of attention she would get from being the super hot leftist chick who got red pilled would be so intense she'd probably never need to post another thirst trap again. plus its not like her fans atm actually care about her opinion, so she probably wouldn't even lose face with them
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Possibly? I genuinely feel that he would be trolling her though if this was him. Sam Hyde hates women and she's a complete attention whore.
imho that's the worst thing about Ashleigh, she spends basically all her time building and maintaining a very large (100k+ on twitter) following, but she's either too stupid or unwilling to actually get any money out of it.
no patreon, only fans, monetized YouTube channel, not even a venmo or cashapp. A following like that could easily net her thousands a month on only fans, even posting basically the same kind of lewds she does on her twitter. Or a patreon for her YT channel could be really fucking lucrative if she actually bothered to make videos.
her level of thottery and attention seeking would still be really fucking lulzy, but at least you could say she was turning that into money to support herself and her family. but instead she sits around all day leaching of her elderly mom, spending all her time on the internet with nothing worthwhile to actually show for it
and I ended up going to her twitter and noticed immediately that the stupid bitch made the ‘scratch’ in an entirely different direction on her face in all her ~thuper badass selfies~ but didn’t want to samefag. She’s insane.
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so they both hate women? sounds like a perfect match, Ash even said that she likes her men to be 4/10s (that explains peter lol)
she posted a video of her blowing out weed smoke on twitter, moving her head all stiff to avoid showing her "bad angels". one of her simps noticed how fucking weird it looked, but of course he ended up doing some mental gymnastics to explain how her moving awkwardly like some BDD addled sicko was actually just another sign of how ~ totally perfect~ she is
I swear only a coomer could make "you move like a robot" into a compliment
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Jfc Ash, do you ever talk about anything else besides sex?
i s2g you could boil basically all of her tweets down into one formula;
"Yes, I'm [hot girl trait], but I also do [coomer thing]"
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Ash is having her weekly meltdown over how she just can’t seem to find a good man on twitter no matter how many gratituous titty pics she posts
Also didn’t the leaked dms from the leftcow thread show the opposite of this? She was telling a guy she loved him and wanted to be with him and then a few weeks later it was all “my feelings have changed”
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It’s a feminine trait? I know she’s trying to parody the way these guys talk, but she really can’t just admit that some bad things are predominantly done by men
Like in this tweet it seems like she’s trying to shame women for not complimenting men’s appearance more. That’s bc men aren’t judged on their looks as much, and if you compliment a man without trying to sleep with him he’ll probably accuse you of “leading him on”
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Men are shocked when they are being complimented because OTHER MEN DON’T COMPLIMENT THEM EITHER.
Men don’t even compliment women for no reason! Women hype up other women. Men don’t even really care about average or ugly women complimenting them. They certainly don’t remember older women giving them compliments because they’re not fuckable in their mind.
I swear to god all of these hoes pickmes just keep gassing up average dudes with overinflated ego. Dudes dress like they woke up in a dumpster, can barely groom themselves and still expect handout compliments.
Get lost Ash, fucking parent your kids once in a while for a change, that will keep you busy. >>806058
She hates being braless cause her titties are droopy without proper support, which would be cool and normal for any woman (especially after kids), but no she has to be an ethereal porn addict. Even the reddit dedicated to her are thirsting over her making an OF but it’s not going to happen cause the tits are fake as. It’s actually hilarious how they keep saying it’s because she had 3 pregnancies, like women breasts just progressively get bigger and bigger with each passing pregnancy and don’t slowly go down in size too.
>>806070>It’s actually hilarious how they keep saying it’s because she had 3 pregnancies, like women breasts just progressively get bigger and bigger with each passing pregnancy and don’t slowly go down in size too.
When you fanbase is hentai coomers…
This deranged woman is even a bigger pickme than wig0nhead. No wonder they pretend to be friends.
lmao i love this post. It's all so true, She's raising 2 sons too so you know they're going to grow up entitled as fuck. If this dumb plastic bitch wants to wander around the forest at night complimenting random men good luck to her, but most women have had enough life experience to know that's a bad idea.
These pick-mes that are trying to wear down the precautions women have taken in life to keep themselves from having to deal with male entitlement are the worst. I agree Ash is worse than shoe.
She genuinely believes she's a super hot yet super relatable girl when she's just another 3/10 thot under it all. She can't make an OF because she has to spend so long carefully posing and editing every picture to make herself look as inflated as possible.
her second is a girl actually, you can just imagine the kind of body issues that are getting passed down >>805847
her calling herself a communist is hilarious bc it shows how much she only sees politics through an American lens. you can be called a communist over there for believing state healthcare or whatever, in the UK, and in Scotland especially, left-wing/ socialist politics are a lot more normalised. when she actually does talk about specific political views (very rarely) there not radical at all, but pretty typical for a working class/ lower middle scottish person.
basically she only ever talks about US politics bc that's the only way she would ever seem like a radical enlightened communist goddess, in the UK she just comes of like a normal leftist/ SNP supporter
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I noticed that Ash’s mum filters her selfies pretty intensely too, like her skin goes from baby’s bottom to leather handbag between two pics. I know a lot of middle aged women like to filter their selfies, and most don’t care to be subtle about it, but given how Ashleigh turned out…
I won’t post bc she’s a family member, but we could have a foreverkailyn situation here; three generations of body issues, neglect, substance abuse and birth defects
When I went to check out >>805960
on her twitter I noticed pic related was posted right after it…
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Which made me remember this (now deleted) tweet she posted right after Peter posted that video with his new girl…
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And this which she posted a few days later. Seems like “heartbreak” is a major catalyst for her relapsing (and energy drinks are her favourite method of restricting, which is patriotic at least) I feel bad for her, but slightly less bad knowing that it’s an entirely self inflicted problem. No one is forcing you to look for love amongst the incels in your DMs Ashleigh.
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I haven't seen her pre-surgey candids mentioned here, but I just get more confused every time I see her many faces. I wonder what kind of plastic surgeries she had aside from fixing her overbite.
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Jaw surgery can change your face a lot I think (pic related). Probably just that, the boobs, and lip fillers. The rest of the changes look like they came gradually from changing her makeup/ how she takes pictures and styles herself. Weird that she didn’t have those weird joker cut dimples before her jaw surgery, the ones in the candid look way cuter imho
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my bf mentioned she’d been tweeting about having lost 50lbs in the last year. went to check if out and looks like she’s deleted it. guess she got all the ass pats she needed from it so there was no reason to keep it around
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I had been wondering if it was that, or possibly a chin/cheek implants or fillers along with the jaw surgery. Also along with changes as the person ages. The candids were probably from around 2011 or so around the time toilet nigga was born, so she was probably really young then like 19 or 20. She does seem to have some dimples there, that got more pronounced after plastic surgery. It is always uncanny to me to see how much her face changed, plus with all the filters she uses who even knows what she even looks like these days.
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It's true, she was getting pretty chubby for a bit. She did have another toilet nigga at some point so could have been baby weight.>>806513
I don't really understand the wordsalad at the top tweet. Her recent tweets seem like a weird cry for help. It was confirmed Peter got a new girlfriend, maybe it's related.
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Her dog is definitely replacing her kids as “thing I will take pictures of for clout and use to make myself look good, until I get bored of looking after it and then you will never hear about it again” >>806560
Contrasting even just the first and last thumbnails, which seem like they were within a year of each other, is such a trip. You can see they’re the same person but they also look so incredibly different? She made a joke tweet about changing her appearance like video game sliders every day, but that’s actually how she acts, she has no fixed identity.
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did she tweet and delete already? went to go check out her simps reactions but couldn't find the post
kek at her pickme attitude, thinking she can deflect any criticism from a man with "but I'm basically a pure little virgin UwU"
men are gonna hate you no matter how hard you try to appeal to them Ash
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This picture is so bad I'm shocked she posted it. Her lips look goofy as fuck. cant imagine how bad the 300 she takes and doesn't post are. >>806629
It's so obvious she gets 0 male attention irl when she says shit like this. Her lips, busted jaw and stuffed bra must look ridiculous irl
This bitch really needs a hobby, jesus.
If you're so bored Ashleigh you could try interacting with your kids for once?
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Anyone else severely confused by her attempts to cuddle up to Count Dankula? He’s that guy who got arrested for training his dog to heil hitler, then confirmed his stupidity by joining UKIP (the UK’s nationalist party) while it was in its death throes.
She‘s so hungry for male attention, she’ll suck up to a conservative idiot as long as he can give her the tiniest crumb of clout >>806636
It’s a nickname for their son, when ppl in the OG thread reversed image-searched a picture of him it turned up a bunch of toilets >>806563
I’m 90% sure she overlined her lips and drew on the scar using the same shade of lipliner.
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She's endorsing men fapping at her even though they have girlfriends, but got a nervous breakdown when her ex husband found a new girlfriend.
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Ahhh so now we have the answer to this >>805827
She wants to fuck dankula (picrel) lmao he lives in Scotland too. What the actual fuck is with this girls standards. She has a major thing for alt right guys because she was crushing on Sam Hyde, too >>805830
does she publicly thirst after these guys bc the uglier the guys she likes are the more her simps will think they have a chance? or is her self esteem that low she genuinely thinks it’s the best she could do?
sure she’s no oil painting, but Dank? really?
I wish I was this new >>806642
It moves around on her face like clockwork
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her basically admitting she’s only ever fucked one person before and it’s peter makes tweets like this even more hilarious
what are you gonna do to their wives Ashleigh? lie there awkwardly bc you’ve never actually touched another vagina before in your life?
(also calling Peter a ‘dude’? that’s not very respectful of ~~their totally legit agender identity UwU~~)
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Serving that "Elizabeth Warren horse girl" lewk
I guarantee she feels superior to girls who have onlyfans, even though a lot of them show pretty much the same amount of skin. At least girls on OF are;
A) Self aware enough to know they would loose 90% of their followers if they stopped posting lewds.
B) Actually getting paid for it.
Pickmes measuring sexual success based on how much men want to fuck them instead of how much men are willing to do for them will never not be funny. Non-fugly pickmes seethe the most because they have to watch their homelier peers get everything a pickme can't get despite spending her entire life cupping bottom of the barrel nutsacks.
Even if ashneigh does get picked by some literallywho alt right coomer who'll be okay with her being a 30 year old single mom, she'll probably be buxing him like Lauren Southern et al.
They think we can't see that they overdrew their lips>>806754
Ngl that one is actually kinda funny
to be fair the dudes she likes have no idea she overdrew her lips, don’t care, or love/hate them and show her the same amount of attention. i wish she kept the political stuff out of it and just let men who want to pay for her lifestyle just come to her, and they would if she chilled tf out it’s not difficult. being groomed by peter obviously fucked her up and she’s stuck as this person until she realizes she can exist however she wants, even still like the same things but do it for herself.
i agree with the anon who said her drunk and high forest walking and tweeting about elder scrolls is fucking hilarious though, it’s the political shit for me. i have a soft spot for her idk.
No it's not hilarious for a single mom of 2 to leave her Kids to someone else while she gets drunk and high every night. If she was getting a check from this it would be different, but she obviously has a drinking problem as according to her Twitter she gets drunk everyday and her kids will suffer for it.
This girl is shoe but with kids and an addiction
tbf if you just read her tweets at face they can be pretty funny if a bit obnoxious. it’s only when you take her tweets in context you realise how sad/ kinda fucked up it all is. like she’s clearly well aware of her issues but chooses to ignore/ milk them for clout, all while spouting misogynist bullshit and ignoring her kids so she can LARP as a pick-me e-girl. >>806833
it’s kinda hilarious how she’d probably make fun of female comedians like Amy Schumer for being “cringy libfems”, but they have the exact same kind of humor. It’s all about glorifying being messy, off the rails and not like the other girls.
Maybe this is a tinfoil but I actually think Ashleigh does have a job. From the photos of her mom's house it doesn't seem like they're a particularly wealthy family, and I can't imagine any working-class mother being OK with her adult daughter dumping two kids on her so she can sit around the house all day. Even if she didn't mind, I still don't think she'd have the money to support three extra mouths and also be able to give Ash all the money she needs for non-essentials.
I think the reason she's up late all the time is she works the graveyard shift in some shitty retail/ service job. Probably tweets from the back room while her supervisor isn't looking, get's home at 2am, spends an hour or two playing video games, smokes a joint and posts a couple selfies while doing it so she can pretend that's what she's been up to all night. Or maybe she works from home for a call centre or something, that's a pretty popular job for former-NEETS with no skills or experience.
Either way I 100% think that she's got some shitty job that she purposefully hides so she can play-pretend that she's an unattached young adult without a care in the world, same way she hides her kids.
She thinks it's different for her compared to Amy Schumer because she's convinced herself the fillers and socks in her bra make her a hot chick.
An anon in the tradthot thread said pickmes measure male attention by sexual interest rather than how much a man is willing to do for a woman and Ashleigh is a great example of that. Men wanting to fuck you means absolutely nothing.>>806876
Maybe she got the Tesco night shift kek. She doesn't have an education or any real work experience as she wad a child bride so idk what else she could do
Maybe? But it seems like she’s been back there since at least July, so I’m thinking it’s permanent. Given that she and Peter only broke up around March I think she probably weighed up having to strike out on her own for the first time ever, in a foreign country, with no one to help but her loser ex, and decided it was probably easier to go running back to mommy so she could continue her eternal teenage years. I guess she might move back to the US after the pandemic, but it seems like being looked after suits her too well for that. >>806876
Ironically, I think being a young single mom having to work a minimum wage night shift to support two kids would actually make her “socialist” views more sympathetic to the average person. But she’s fixed on the idea that being a “wage slave” makes you a bad communist, rather than exactly the kind of person communism is in theory designed to liberate.
she’s 28, Peter is 36, and they got married in 2012, when Ashleigh was 20 (here’s a reddit post with some links if you’re interested in the ancient lore; https://amp.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/z1p0b/remember_peter_coffin_loser_with_fake_gf_he_got/
) which is pretty skeevy. Some also believe that Ashleigh catfished Peter as “Kimi Kobayashi” the fake gf referred to in the post, while she was possibly underage, but that’s unconfirmed.
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Right? She thinks we’ve all forgotten this
lol i've been tempted to post >>806425
under her hot girl larp tweets but resist
sage your shit
someone did post one of crunchy pre-surgery nudes on her subreddit. I should have taken caps at the time, looks like one of the mods deleted it. Most of her simps were either denying it was her, or going on about “muh pregnancy boobs”, like birthing and breastfeeding two kids doesn’t usually make your boobs look significantly worse, not better.
OT but I don’t understand why they’re so in denial about her boobs being fake, if they like the way they look why does it matter if they’re real all not? what value is gained from that?
Kek I saw this post too anon! Tried to go back to screenshot it but couldn’t. People were either asking if it was true or saying it wasn’t her. Or the rest was saying “Yeah it’s her but before her 3 pregnancies” like tits somehow keep inflating pregnancy after pregnancy and somehow get magically perkier. It’s the same people who think Nigri had a late puberty at 21.
I’m not sure why people are so hellbent on proving their body is natural or not photoshopped. I think maybe they like it better if someone was just born with massive tits rather than intentionally go for that look, so they can say “Oh no she’s just a cool girl doing her own thing, it’s really not her fault if her chest is huge like that, she might as well be comfortable with her own body!”
you’re right, in these guys minds women can only be either a Cool Girl(tm) or an Attention Seeking Whore. getting huge breast implants is ASW behaviour, so of course if they want to continue simping for Cool Girl Ashleigh without re-examining their medieval attitudes towards women, they can’t possibly accept the fact that she chose to have 500ccs of silicone inserted into each of her boobs.
(also did she and peter have a third? I know the second was born around 2016ish so they’d have had time, I just didn’t see anyone mentioning more than two?)
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Ashleigh and "Kimi" did have the same birthday.
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According to Peter he met a girl in Scotland back then. I'm inclined to believe this tinfoil.
nayrt but the focus of that screenshot is the post above, which is an archived tweet from "Kimi's" account, saying her birthday is July 16th, which is apparently the same as Ashleigh's. Meaning that within 2 years, peter dated two Scottish women, both with jaw issues and both born on July 16th, which is kinda sus, though not definitive proof at all.
here's the archive they got the kimi tweet from ( https://web.archive.org/web/20110306225042/twitter.com/kimi_kobayashi
). imho her writing style sounds similar to Ash's, but again it's too generic to be proof. this tweet is very 2011 but tbh it sounds very similar to something she would post
>>"The Tea Party" is a weird name for people who only drink Sarah Palin's ass juice.
also kek at
>>Breast implants can actually look really natural, under a large coat.
that sounds a lot like cope Ashleigh
The desperation is honestly embarrassing. Why did I even use to follow this broad?>>806823
Nah, it's still hilarious. Not like she's the only unqualified mother in the world.
this thread can definitely get a little moralfaggy when her kids are brought up, but if you think we're all here wringing our hands over Ashleigh being a bad mom you're wrong. like you said, bad moms are a dime a dozen.
what we find pathetically funny about Ash is the fact that she's so fucking in denial about who she is and her circumstances in life. she tries so hard to project the image that she's some cute communist e-girl without a care in the world, and that all her faults are just quirky characteristics that make her even more loveable.
literally none of the key elements she sells herself on are genuine, her "big naturals" are implants, her "communist politics" are barely left-wing, and her "cool girl" personality is just something she invented to attract simps and mask her substance addiction and eating disorder.
if you don't think a woman ignoring everything good in her life to chase after the attention of beta males is funny then that's up to you, but to most of us it's more hilarious than anything Ash could ever tweet.
(also coming onto a thread to act all smug without knowing how to sage just makes you look like an idiot)
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Why does it look like she always photoshops her head onto her body.
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you can’t tell me this isn’t a weird ass cope for having to work the night shift as a shelf-stocker or something. also I’m sure plenty of people do it but the thought of her getting into bed with all her makeup still on just to take a “totally going to sleep now guize!” selfie before getting out again to actually get ready for bed is hilarious to me >>807667
imagine raising a child for 18 years only for her to be back in your house 10 years later sitting around with her tits hanging out, ignoring her kids all day
nah, cows stop being funny when children or animals are involved in their bullshit. Either she's lying about staying up until 7am every night, which is pathetic, or she's actually doing it and palming her kids off onto her Mother.
There are plenty of unqualified Mothers that still make some type of effort. Putting males you don't even interact with irl before your children is supreme pickme behaviour. >>807667
kek thanks for this. her tits are turning inwards they're so squished.
her face is so fuzzy from being fucked with in Facetune it looks like it comes from a totally different picture >>807794
ew her whole cheek looks inflamed
shouldn’t a scratch as shallow as that be mostly healed up by now anyway? is she gonna make it a permanent thing? she must have a lot of free time if she’s planning to draw it on every day
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pretty sure she wears one of these and photoshops out the edges.
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That would make sense lmao.
Boobs job boobs can't smush together because of how the implants are placed (picrel)
and hers look a lot more like these ridiculous tranny tits
Anon that's flat out wrong.
You can absolutely move breasts around after implants, lifts, and reductions.
She's got saggy breasts that she can hike up with bras and padding. Her nipples sit low on the breast, so that's how she can hide them in tops with the rest of them out. That, and photo shop.
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"It's not REAL hatred if it stems from rejection"
Does this autistic whore understand men at all?
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Incel charity girl!
What Ash is doing is the female incel equivalent of boys bands aimed at teenager girls. “Even though you’re super average or even straight up ugly, this hottie will want to date you” except Ash is not even capitalising on it. >>809216
Exactly. It’s not like she’s say, a professional working in a male dominated field with people being condescending to her. She plays the dumb bimbo because she feels safe behind her monitor screen and it hardly affects her day to day life. A complete joke and farce when millions of women have to be objectified everywhere they go.
she’s worse than some of the tradthots like Lauren southern etc. atleast the dumb shit they said actually got them paid decently and some amount of irl recognition/ respect. Ashleigh does all this (under her full government name) and gets nothing out of it. if it was all a grift I could muster some grudging respect, but she’s honest to god just stupid/ deranged >>808957
everyone knows that wanting to have sex with women immediately disqualifies men from being misogynistic
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She also changed her display name to reflect her “greatest credentials”. She’s so obsessed with the idea that she has nothing to offer but being a vehicle for a pair of tits. It’s honestly really sad, I can only imagine what kind of issues she’s projecting onto her daughter.
If she were actually a SW it would be kinda funny, but it just emphasises how she’s doing all the work you would put into an OnlyFans without actually getting paid for it.
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i feel like ashleigh would look down on onlyfans girls and think she's above them by doing it for free on twitter while mixing it with shallow politics.
The fact she's replying to a woman with a master's in science is so sad. She thinks she's funny but you scratch the surface even slightly it's all really depressing lol. Good job pushing your tits together so men talk to you online Ash. what an achievement. Let's completely ignore the part of Marxism that says hyper-sexualization of women is just capitalist bullshit and there can be no equal society in which sex work exists but ok. Believing in socialized medicine is the default view where she lives.
Also, I don't believe she's 34H at all. She uses the Blaire White trick of stretching her extensions over her shoulders to hide how broad she is but you can see it in her videos. There's no way that's her correct bra size. Her videos really show how slow she is mentally, too.
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Such ~big, juicy naturals~
Man, what a fraud. It's genuinely tragic that the one thing about herself that she seems to be most proud of and chooses to define her whole being is not even real.
You can really see how deflated and average they are in her videos, exactly the same as >>783586
Damn, maybe she does wear a fake tranny chest. How else does she get that huge cleavage line? >>805812
“H-hey guys! These bitches wanna be respected for the qualifications they earned with their blood sweat and tears, what a bunch of feminist kill-joys. I would never say something like that, I’m cool. My greatest achievement is having big tits. Don’t you agree guys? Guys?”>>809487
Her cleavage looks the way my MIL’s does when she puts on a push-up bra. My MIL is 53 and has five kids kek. Big juicy naturals indeed
hey ash, did you know that some women are capable of having big tits and a personality that doesn’t revolve around having big tits. some even manage to get degrees! astonishing right? >>809494
being as aggressively online as she is takes up a lot of time tho, knowing everything about all the e-drama that goes down and tweeting dozens of times a day. even just getting dressed, taking a selfie, and editing it probably takes hours for someone with BDD as bad as hers.
you can see her boob literally folding in on itself where she stuffed the side of her bra lmao. men remain stupid as fuck.
She looks so different in her videos.She needs to layer her extensions too, they look awful.
When you see her actually making a facial expression the transition from >>806425
to how she looks now seems a lot less dramatic. She’s kinda like PnP in that despite the surgery she’s gotten her old face still comes shining through as soon as she’s not carefully posing.
When you have breasts that are saggy, it's mainly just the skin that sags. her nipples are also on the bottom of her breast.
If you can imagine taking a stress ball and squeezing it so all the insides go into the top and all you're left with is the casing, it's like that. It's how she can hide her nipples while having her tits out so far. It's a saggy tit trick. She can shove her breasts up quite far and give herself a long cleavage line by squishing her arms into her breasts and wearing massive pushups or bras with thick padding that retain the round shape despite what's in them.
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shit I should refrain from drunkposting at 2 in the morning
kind of like how she keeps pretending like she’s a ginger? She got a tweet of hers semi-famous on reddit a few weeks ago bc a kid in her old nursery made fun of her for being a “ginger” and she got mad apparently and threatened to fuck his dad.
Ash… we all see your shitty ass roots. you’re not a ginger. what a weird lie to uphold. no ginger has that gross ass hair.
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Her ego is so pathetically fragile. I think the idea that there might be men out there who don’t find her attractive is honestly tormenting to her. Why go out of your way to reply to a shit talking comment with 12 likes that you weren’t even tagged in? He already thinks you look mentally unstable, that’s just confirming his suspicion.
For someone who likes to look artificial she sure has issues with people pointing out how fake she is. But don’t worry Ash, we here at the farms will always remember how your lips really look >>791178
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how does she not understand that when you overdraw your lips like this, some people are going to think you look like an escaped mental patient. Either get used to it or stop (or get more filler, bc that’s definitely the best treatment for raging BDD. It would be kinda hilarious to see her become as botched as Ariana/ pnp)
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she’s probably already botched. just hides it better than plastic n pathetic does. >>809784
it’s even more low effort than that. rigid collodion, a little lipliner and a potato tier camera works wonders
kek you're right the bottom edge of her top lip is so wonky it's bizarre
wonder if that's from filler or just fucking around with them in facetune? not a good comparison bc the angle, but it looks like she just stretched them out so they're the same size as when she draws them on. the pixels do look warped, but its hard to tell bc of the shit quality photos, shes been catfishing for at least 10 years now so i guess she knows how to hide her sh00p
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She calls herself a PAWG
My sides are in orbit
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I know "men are stupid" is an old comment, but come on. Can they seriously not see this is all stuffing and photoshop? If for no other reason than what shirt would ever fit like that? The sizes on the site are just basic S/M/L. She also hasn't been anywhere near that skinny since she was a teenager and hadn't moved to the US yet.
If you zoom in on the right picture you can see the blurring around her hand. The text is pixelated on the shirt in places too. This is ridiculous kek
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What’s going on with the lips
she’s putting concealer on overfilled lips.
what’s going on with those fake ass freckles tho lmao. she used every egirl makeup trick in the book. concealer on the outside on the lips, fake freckles, blush on the bridge of the nose. bitch, you’re a MOM. go read a book to your kid or something, good god. this is 2007 britney spears sad.
Looks like she sucked on that stuff that’d give you Kylie Jenner lips a few years back.
It’s honestly not hard to do this for one pic, just suck on a water bottle or something. I doubt she spent money on real filler but who knows. I know it’s pretty common now in England, not sure if it’s the same in Scotland. Always look terrible and duck lip-ish anyway.
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iirc there's like 2 or 3 substances that can be legally used for fillers in the US, whereas in the UK there are hundreds bc it's almost completely unregulated>>810332
I hope she's busy cooking up a new gimmick for when the novelty of her "gash" wears off. scar's gotta heal some time Ashleigh
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She’s been posting mostly selfies with her hair covering half of her face; she must have lost her rigid collodion bottle kek>>810444
ot but it’s so weird to watch pick mes lust after these guys. Idk much about Hasan, he is pretty good looking but to me “hasn’t talked to a girl in months” is such a red flag. He doesn’t have any female friends, colleagues, family members he’s close with? Seems like such a catch
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And then everyone clapped, right?
think she's back in the US now, she's been posting about airports and WalMart etc.
makes you wonder whats up with her kids (and her "direwolf" for that matter) did she just leave them with her mom for good?
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>It's me! I have the best p!!!
did she really lie about where she was before? i must have missed that.
no "proof" she's in the US now, but i do think if she was lying about being in the US she'd do it more blatantly than just making vague allusions to it. although you're right in that I don't know how she could support herself if she honest to god has no job or family there. she probably isn't even getting alimony from peter considering he's a poorfag too. >>810779
if I was being really cynical I'd say Ash got frustrated with the fact that Peter kept constantly tripping over his own balls and basically ruining his, and by extension her, reputation on lefttwitt. when they were together people were always commenting how Ash seemed more balanced and likeable than him. (shes obviously not, she's just better at hiding her crazy)
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>come out outside for the first time in a week to take out trash
>it's freezing, snow everywhere
>Prepare with full makeup on, three pushup bras, tits out
>Don't forget your epic meme snapback
>a man that you just made up in your head shouts meme back at you
>teehee this is going to be such an epic tweet
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Also she is supposedly in US
Think this pic is proof she’s in the us, since it hasn’t snowed in Scotland yet, and the houses in the background look nothing like the ones in her moms village >>810750
Yup she claims her hair is naturally red and curly kek
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Constantly comparing herself to Merida is so weird, I thought the only thing commies hated more than Amazon is Disney. Plus I’m pretty sure a 28 year old, naturally brunette, SNOW addicted, NEET single mum is the furthest thing away from a cute, feisty, badass, teenage ginger princess. The ONLY similarity is that they’re both Scottish. >>810831
So she posted proof she’s in the states less than a full day after it was brought up in the thread? Tinfoil but I really wouldn’t be surprised if she reads here, she’s definitely attention starved enough.
I also noticed that after this anon >>810571
brought up her taking loads of selfies with her face and scar covered, she almost immediately posted one with her full face and scar on show
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"your tits make me insecure"
"Let me fix that by posting a picture of my tits"
holy shit she's insufferable
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Somehow this makes me so annoyed. Men already feel important when they achieve the most mediocre shit, don’t add fuel to the fire goddamnit.
Where’s his masters degree? Where’s his PhD ash?
Why am I surprised by a woman who married and had kids with Peter Coffin.
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She’s getting called out for being immature in this thread kek https://twitter.com/punishedash/status/1342585938048917505?s=21
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lol she defined her sexuality as being “men” and now her simps are commenting “but what about shoe??”
The fact they genuinely think there is anything going on between those two beyond desperate grabs for male attention is hilarious
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Who are these people, Gashley?
not to wk but i actually find her posts like this to be the least offensive. seeing her geek out over something she seems to genuinely like is way more endearing than when she tries talking politics. just kinda shows she actually has a personality/ interests under all the ironyposting and facetune.
that being said, anyone else find it weird that she ran one of the better known star wars blogs on tumblr (was nihileigh now holocrons) for like 7 years, but now she never posts about it anymore? just a really weird about-face bc in the early days of the thread when she was still with peter every other selfie was her wearing star wars merch (see >>193367
), now she seems to have completely deleted that part of her personality
In my experience those kind of people are very uncomfortable/quiet when they’re around normies, especially socially successful or naturally beautiful people.
Her tits are as fake as it gets so she probably can’t be like her online persona IRL.
I get the feeling that Ash is very unassuming, quiet or normal to anyone she meets IRL. I doubt that she has a lot of close friends though.
Star Wars is probably too tainted by liberal feminism and identity politics (read: female and POC
leads) to appeal to someone as based as Ashleigh.
People here are literally speculating that she abandoned her husband and kids because they got in the way of online clout, not too much of stretch to assume she would do the same to one of her main interests.
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~ just natural redhead things ~
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using your big chest as a personality doesn’t work when they’re fake. same with your “naturally” red hair
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he’s fucking with you Ashleigh oh my god
It’s the dictionary definition of reaping what you sow. She posts everyday about how it’s actually fine and very desirable to be a porn addled NEET who gets all their social interaction from twitter/ video games, and that anyone who criticises you for that is a normie. Yet one joke in poor taste makes her blood boil?
It’s such a contrast to her usual emotionally detached, too cool to care persona, the guy must really have gotten under her skin.
it seems like comments about her appearance really cut deep lol (unlike her fakeass scar), it's basically the only time she drops her ironic shtick and actually lets on that shes pissed.
most women who are into the bimbo thing are actually pretty chill about it, and acknowledge that its a niche thing and most people aren't going to like it, but she gets soooo defensive as soon as anyone points out that shes fake af and its not a good look. I think shes honestly so brainwashed from having spent so much time around coomers and hentai that she genuinely thinks all men want a bizarrely proportioned blow-up doll, so any time someone makes a joke about her not being 100% desirable it kinda breaks her brain. >>812997
her and wig are eventually going to have a massive falling out when one of them decides that theres only room for one pick-me in this corner of the internet, and when it happens the milk will be plentiful
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granted, she is wearing a baggy, oversized sweater, but her tits are almost not noticeable at all in this pic. more evidence that she's clearly stuffing + shooping the hell out of her "big naturals".
Agree, if she even had at least two braincells she would be milking all the coomers into giving her money by subbing to an onlyfans or whatever all while she can still pretend she's that single hot girl with no responsabilities on her twitter
But for real.. if i get on the place of it's kids it's.. honestly really sad.
And she fucking owns an AR Rifle jesus
again… this is a mom…
someone dreamed of being Stacy’s Mom as a kid and it shows.
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cross-posting from the shoe thread, these two really only have one joke
lol at her not being able to stand not showing tit so hiking her leg up into frame with her thigh highs on. She's truly fucking pathetic. It's like Moo levels of delusion but without the money.>>814693
that shaman dude is unemployed and lives with his Mom so at least they're both batting on their level.
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The normie test correctly labelled her as a pickme (since that’s basically the female version of a simp) kek
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She's such a pickme and so unaware of it at the same time it's hilarious.
You can tell she doesn't get hit on irl because who says shit like this to randoms on twitter if they're a super hot natural redhead with big natural tits irl?
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They're going hard on baiting themselves as a potential couple lately
it's the pickme equivalent of straight girls getting "married" on facebook, such teenager behaviour >>815342
it's from the left-thots thread >>>/snow/1060669
most of the farmers on there were sympathetic to Ash but tbh they both come off like complete idiots>>815342
ew what? i hate to defend a scrote but it feels like Ashleigh was definitely in the wrong here? who tells someone they love them and expects them not to take that a little bit seriously? if your feelings actually change that's one thing, but acting like the other person was wrong to catch feelings or think that it might be going somewhere is just cruel
(although the guy was definitely stupid for dramatically posting all these screenshots trying to cancel her or something. one look at her twitter would tell you she's a childish attention whore)
it's so funny watching her talk about being scared to be a fantasy to him. What she actually means is "I don't look anything like my pics and I'm scared you'll reject me". It's extremely telling that she doesn't post full body shots where she's not half off frame and cutting her head off like she used to here >>132834
She may not be fat but she's abusing the angles
The guy is a fucking nightmare but that's why you don't tell guys like that you love them over twitter lol
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i almost feel bad for her lol… it's like she's so close to having a crumb of self-awareness but she can't quite reach it
her issue is basically that she can identify the issues in her life but she just wont connect them back to her behaviour or do anything about it
It's not even showing her body that's the problem, there are women posting literal porn of themselves who still command respect and have people who are genuinely interested in them. It's her attitude, the fact that when someone objectifies her she just encourages them, throwing other women under the bus at the same time. Yes the way her simps treat her is shitty, but if she has a problem with it then she should stand up for herself instead of egging them on by trying to be "not like the other girls".
(Unless that whole thing is just a humblebrag about how everyone thinks she's sooooo hot and there isn't anyone who couldn't possibly be interested in her body, which I honestly wouldn't put past her.
the men she panders to aren't capable of seeing and
listening to a woman. i actually think her nerdy bimbo style is cool, it's such a larp but it makes her happy and i don't have any problem with that. she's just wasting it on the lowest dudes out there but im not part of nerd culture, i don't know if they're all like that and she can't really escape it.
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Does this freak anyone else out? It’s the exact same pose and angle but her cleavage looks so drastically different, like she literally inflated her boobs with a pump between the two pictures (plus seems like she blurred the background in the second to hide bad sh00p)
They were posted like 8 hours apart though so maybe that’s just how long it takes her to photoshop her boobs lol
Hm, i wonder what made her go into priv only, perhaps she couldn't handle all the newcomers that came after one of her tweets went viral on reddit(or 9gag can't remember)
Anyone's inside her priv twitter to share info?
imo all the threads about ashleigh here and on KF fundamentally misunderstand her character.
excuse the tinfoil, but this is the only way it makes sense to me
Ashley grows up poor locked in her room on the computer for the most part. her teeth are fucked. self-esteem issues, depression yada yada yada>>807261
Is Ash Kimi?
Ash continually showes that she is incapable of showing a real unobscured version of herself.
>photoshops near every picture, fakes scar, fakes being a ginger, fakes being an promiscious e-girl, makes up stories etc.
running a sock imo is the logical extension of the kind behavior she displayed. In addition their birthdays match, their locations match.
Kimis odd peter-like behaviour also makes more sense through this lense, since Ash is at this time as much an pathetic loser as peter is. Both are poor, both spend way too much time online jerkin off.
But if all this is the case>Peter didn't lie.
This is what happened i think.
>Peter actually thinks he has a relationship with an asian woman namen Kimi (he is pathetic mind you)>Xiaxue and Peter beef, Xiaxue breaks the fake girlfriend story. >at this point ash probably comes forward, im so sorry yaya yaya yaya and because peter is pathetic he accepts that apology. >In comments made at the time peter says that Kimi is a real person, just not the one he thought they were, nobody believes him. >he can't come forward and say who Kimi really is, because that would entail that he was in a relationship with a minor from across the atlantic >two options, either bite the bullet or fuck over ash>he bites
Ash has good reasons to want to flee her home.
As much as videogames and socialmedia can be escapism,
moving to the US, starting a new life with new people must have been incredibly compelling to her.
Peter is desperate, poor and lonely but so is she, a match made in heaven.
they have kids, she fades into the background, they live their lifes.
First and foremost, i don't buy that "we are all still friends" bullshit. this was messy.
I think most people assume that the breakup was initiated by ash, that she was the one who "had enough" of peter or that it was done for "leftist clout"
This has to be categorically wrong. Imaging loosing your husband your children and your home of 9 years and having to go back to where you started 10 years ago with nothing.
What happened? Either he cheated or broke up with her. Either way, he took the exit not her.
Peter carried on pretty much as usual, she didn't.
This is also substantiated by how she reacted to peter having a new gf. (worst day of her life)
>risen from the ashes
As many have pointed out, Ash never gained something from her hypersexuality, from her political grift or her fake stories or scars , which led many to believe that she didn't persue financial gain as
a way of putting herself above other women, that she isn't like the other girls so to say.
After the brakeup she started to use twitter more regularly, and being in a very unstable place the positive reinforcement she got from leftist-twitters favorite sex pests
probably felt pretty good. She started off acting like this scottish bigtit drugy teenager for whatever reason. Maybe because this is who she wants to be, maybe because it is the polar opposite
of her lived reality over the past 10 years,maybe as an attempt to throw rocks at peter, only god knows. What is clear though is that she simply isn't that person.
Like so often before she is pretending to be someone else and has no fucking idea how to break out of that cycle
I think when she complains about only being seen
as a pair of tits, that is genuine. She doesn't post titpics as a way to get male attention, she thinks that if she stops acting in the way that people on twitter know her,
that then those people will see her for the little pathetic lonely piece of dirt that she really is, and that they will subsequently abandon her, like her husband did.
The fake scar shit almost comes off as if it was a cry for help. thats some bpd shit dude. Is she a bad mom? i don't have a fucking clue dude. She seems to be really fucked the
head and thats always a bad start, i'd say she should go to therapy but honestly she has reached a level that will be very hard to cure.
idk guys this was all way funnier in 2015 well atleast shes gone for now.
i think that's more or less an accurate read tbh. I go back and forth on feeling sympathetic for her, on the one hand it does seem like she has a pretty shitty life and was taken advantage of by peter, but her constant need to shit on other women, along with her self-destructive attention seeking makes her pretty difficult to stomach.
I was hoping that her moving to priv was bc she wanted to spend time working on things that actually matter in her life instead of clout farming on twitter, but idk.
I went on her subreddit to see what was up and it's literally just reposts of her selfies and weird overly sexual comments. either someone she trusts (enough to let them on her priv) is leaking her selfies, in which case I do feel bad for her, or (more likely) she puts them on reddit herself for attention
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It is weird that they're all posted by the same user and all have her original photo captions as the title, but the user putting them up has a reddit post history dating back quite a while and linked to a few other social media accounts, so unlikely it's actually her doing it. Probably just doesn't actually care about being "private" that much. >>832944
Definitely funny that for a "leftist" account that just went private the only thing being leaked on her subreddit is her selfies, not any biting political commentary.
Slightly OT but does anyone find it odd how similar Peter's new girlfriend looks to pre-surgery Ash? Both mousy, not hideous but certainly unfortunate looking, with weird teeth to boot. Do you think she's going to get a bunch of surgeries too? Peter was always vocal about being a tit-man and she doesn't seem to be packing much in that department.
I can definitely see why that would make Ash seethe though, all that work to look like a blow-up doll and Peter rebounds with a someone who looks just like the "before" of her before-and-after photos.
Slightly? He's a fat, gay, greek Santa at best. His new girl looks fine, definitely not ugly but also not very pretty. What's mostly garbage is Coffin being as old as he is and posting a picture post-coitus with a partner.
I think >>832405
has it all right when it comes to Ashleigh though. I also vacillate between pity and disgust for her. Some lonely teenage girl with a very bad jaw thinks her bimbo dreams can come true and they kind of do, I guess. Really wonder what's up with the kids. Still remember the tinfoil that her first son was a fake baby. Still think her pregnancy photos are fucked up in some way, whether shopped or faked or something, I don't know. Either way they show a woman with severe mental problems imo
turns out she actually kinda is a better person than ash on every level. shes a doctorate, researching racial inequality in the US health system, publishes tons of work, does a ton of charity work too and has done so for years.
i really don't like peter so i was trying to find dirt, but her credentials are honestly impressive, idk what she sees in peter.
Paradoxically that list of accomplishments just makes her seem more like a weirdo. Like if she was also a loser with a terrible reputation like peter then being in a relationship with a deadbeat dad who puts all his energy into the internet and is still widely despised would make sense. logically it seems like she myst have some huge personal flaw if she’s willing to hitch her wagon to that shit show and actually seem excited about it (/she/ posted that picture of them in bed with some lovey-dovey caption, not him). But then again she could be a totally normal person and just have shit taste in men, it doesn’t make sense but it does happen >>832986
I don’t know, but given the leaked recordings of her crying to Peter over texting some girl, and all the posts she made when he first posted his new girlfriend (“heart irrevocably broken” “not eating until my ribs show” etc.) she clearly is jealous, or at least still hung up on peter in a major way. If they actually did start dating when she was a teenager then I guess it makes sense.
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so she’s definitely still fat and shooping/wearing corsets yeah? I can only imagine if she wasn’t there’d have been an OF a while ago
was the new bf ever revealed
so do you wanna provide some milk to go with that unsaged post? bc otherwise people will probably just continue to think it's about peter, given the timing and everything
also "handle the truth" lol i don't think anyone really cares that much
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I think she meant that she thought she had more. Apparently, in some circles, having a lot of neanderthal DNA is desired because apparently white people usually are closer to Neanderthals than POC
. Conversely, she may be an idiot and doesnt understand percentiles.