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No. 500325
Laineybot and Gay Husband Onion - Grayscale Hentai Break Edition
Onion continues to be embarrassed by his disgusting mess of carrot hair and changes his video to black and white to hide his insecurity. In videos where he just uses color-correction, he makes his hair look piss yellow.
Onion constantly makes lengthy posts telling his haters to stop watching him, as he slowly strives to make his followers unquestioning yes men a la Sicesca.
Onion makes a video about girls he's into. Highlights include insisting he's a Dom, liking black girls, and liking homewreckers.
Sam explains in a private discord some of her stranger interactions with Onion, namely him hugging her and asking if she was wearing a thong, to insisting she sit with him on his bed right next to each other even though there was a chair in the room.
The unhappy couple post a vid titled "Is My Marriage Happy", where Lainey's result is she's unhappy in the marriage and Greg's result is he's happy. Grug constantly interrupts Lainey to talk about himself. Gurg also believes "fapping is so emotional cheating".
Anons speculated about a correlation between the cold sores on Lainey's and Gurgle's mouths to herpes.
Anons speculated about the true value of Lainey's rings, as her first ring was sold to a fan for $700. Meanwhile, Lainey bought 2 silicone wedding rings as replacements.
Onion released a video making fun of his patron's tastes in music and includes a handful of Lolicon and Futanari Hentai from his personal stash for comedy, dubbing it a "Hentai Break". He also includes a Hentai Break in a video where he announces moving his Coterie from Onision.xyz to another exclusive forum.
Onion changed his Twitter profile to an older pic of him with his dark hair where he thinks he looks kawaii, despite announcing numerous times his departure from Twitter.
The unhappy couple dye their hair again out of shame. This time, Gurg's hair looks dust bunny gray and Lainey's is mess of a mop that she pretends is "rose gold". Gurg also trimmed his hair using kid's scissors and a shaving razor.
Onion makes yet another video about how unfair YouTube is to his dying channel. He changes his Twitch handle from "onisiongames" to "onision" after getting verified on Twitch. His twitch only gets an average of 9 viewers luckily.
Onion makes another video about an incident years ago where a doctor diagnosed him with a UTI and he railed on her for diagnosing him with a "cheater's disease".
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>>>/pt/496005 No. 500351
responding to a post from last thread, but…
>>500307Yup, he would have applied and added his YouTube url to the application. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason they verified him as a partner. If that's not the reason then hell, maybe I should apply if it's that easy. I wonder how long he'll last. I mean he got verified after laughing and joking about suicide + all of the other horrible shit he says, so I wonder if he'll get banned on Twitch unlike on Patreon and YouTube.
No. 500352
>>500325This is a masterpiece. Somehow in censoring out the naughty bits it's become even more horrifying.
I cannot unsee that greasy mini-onion where his boy parts should be.
Bravo, OP. This is nightmare fuel and probably straight out of Lainey's gay husband's fantasies.
No. 500361
>>500351I imagine that's the reason, figuring someone with a large sub count like he does actually has fans or gets views. When not even a quarter of his subs are watching his videos.
Can the partnership be revoked if there's no growth?
No. 500377
>>500373samefag, srry.
but I forgot to add that it legit pissed me off that he didn't even acknowledge that they subbed, not a thank you, Just nothing.
No. 500438
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Gurg is continuing to reupload old content on his Onision channel.
I noticed this little gem in the most recent one. Explains his obsession with dick size.
No. 500442
>>500438That's not even a vienna sausage, anon. How sad of a man he is that he has to belittle people including his wife and harass as well as make fun of women all because his dick is smaller than a vienna sausage.
He's 100% overcompensating hahahaha
No. 500446
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Someone correct me if I'm wrong but is this a new house? Screencaps from 'Chibi finds adult magazines' (Too hot for youtube) uploaded March 29th to his Patreon.
No. 500456
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>>500446Sorry for the newfag. Now I see it's the old house and at the very beginning of the video his hair wasn't bleached. I wonder what the fuck he's up to since he's just posting short or old videos. He hasn't even released the new chapter of his book. By his own admittance he spends about 30-40 mins recording and 1-4 hours editing a video. With the short ones I imagine it would take even less of his time so about an hour to an hour an a half per video? Hardest working youtuber my ass.
No. 500458
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>>500438Omg its li-ter-ral-LEE the size of a peanut M&M!!
Ahh, he continutes to be his own worst enemy, leaking his own…. shortcomings.
No. 500461
>>500432He has said a lot of racist shit on stream.
He starts talking about the dog being Chinese food around 4:02
No. 500465
>>500461you can tell he thinks himself so hilarious because he repeats the joke like 6 times.
"Did you guys hear it? My hilarious joke about Chinese people? DID YOU?!"
No. 500471
>>500456I think he’s embarrassed about his new hair and that’s part of why he’s not posting. We have had yet to see him post in color. Must be disastrous.
>>500432This. He really does all the work himself. Sit back and relax and enjoy.
No. 500478
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>>500472Remember that outside activities that break twitch TOS (such as harassment/slandering/racism) can be reported as well.
No. 500482
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His aunt Kelly «fixed» their hair, but Lainey’s husband still looks awful. Oh - and he tried to trim his own bangs.
No. 500489
>>500478so…he should already be banned? lmao.
Yeah i heard keemstar lost partnership in the past because of the videos he made on youtube, so im surprised onion even has partnership. It must be because he is such a small channel, that they don't even notice or care.
>>500482his hair is a mess. It's very dark in some parts, and then has random patches of ugly blonde. Are they hoping brad mondo (the hairdresser dude who reacts to hair fail videos) notices them or something
No. 500503
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>>500502>Who is giving this man the tools to self-destruct?kek I lol'd
the most insane part is the ending of the video when they both actually genuinely think their hair looks good and that it's "fixed" now
No. 500531
>>500499So Lameo's husbando finally partially shaved Lameo's head kek. Hopefully it won't take long for him to shave it all off.
As sad as it is, he probably won't shave off his own disgusting hair.
No. 500536
>>500489I legitimately wouldn't be surprised if they just haven't heard of microdick boy at this point.
He hasn't been "big" since the 2000's.
I legitimately didn't know who the fuck he was until I started reading these threads during the Billie saga. And even then I only have a vague recollection of the banana thing from like….12 years ago or whenever he put it out and never watched any thing else.
No. 500544
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Well he's back on Twitter…
No. 500547
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Greg, is that you?
No. 500548
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Onion… is that you? I’m sorry, bad joke.
>>500544If that was the actual reason he’d make it private. He’s such an idiot and we all knew he wouldn’t stay off Twitter for long. His “Patreon tweets” will turn into him passive aggressively subtweeting various people and started those dumbass polls again.
No. 500553
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But guys, what if him being cool and tweeting about a 'private VIP club' with his vomit enducing 2008 emo-beiber photo actually brings in more patrons? Its like… free advertising. I mean i can't access the photo album (is patreon), but he spent his whole morning putting together photos of himself, like that's quality right there mmmkay?
No. 500557
>>500499Nice mullet. How's your achy breaky heart doing? His hair seriously looks like a street dog's before they're taken in and given a bath and groomed. Plain's balding isn't cute either.
>>500548>>500547Well we're all thinking it.
No. 500558
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>>500506thats what i thought too, he's kissing her herpes and acne lmao
also he really has a money mouth going, due to the effort hes taking to not touch her lips
No. 500560
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>>500438It's been implied by his previous sexual partners and subsequently a long running joke that he has massive testicles relative to his very underdeveloped penis.
I really think he's wearing a packer/fake dick in his videos where it looks larger. He has a pair of fake silicone tits so I wouldn't put it past him to keep a big fake limp dick around with his "costumes".
No. 500568
>>500486Some random troll in Lainey’s discord.
>>500547Literally came here to post this.
No. 500582
>>500573same
just got home and saw the YT headquarters shooting "special report" and immediately thought of Greg. Even when they said "the shooter was a woman" I thought
>maybe they just thought Greg was an ugly woman, he is butch lesbian looking No. 500584
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YouTube shooter turns out to be GlitterForever17(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 500585
>>500582The gender being female just made me picture him like
>>500560. Gay husband is a master of disguises, concealing the identity.
No. 500595
>>500544Probably because half the comments on his idiotic polls and posts on his YouTube "community" section are people who aren't subscribed to his channels and are pissed off about getting notifications from a washed up cretin.
That, and he's in full desperation mode to entice people to his patreon because YouTube is clearly tired of his shit.
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>>500573>>500581>>500582>>500548>>500547DURR, I'M SO EDGY, I'M SO SHOOTER
Remember this gem about stalkers who snap??
https://hooktube.com/Nj6u3LzeEpEWe all thought of Greg 1st because he outwardly crafted this angsty isolated sociopathic personality, or at least, he tried to.
Now we just see somebody who is angry about his tiny tiny penis resting on an oversized beanbag.
It's like God decides to play a gentic joke on Greg, he gave him a huge bobblehead noggin, because it would look 100x funnier against that shrimpy dink.
No. 500618
>>500617Exactly.
Now that he's back on twitter he can use the situation to feel superior over others when people express their feelings and prayers towards the victims cause he was able to google 3 random babies dying in India and those lives matter too and no one talks about them, hypocrites!!1
Depending on the circumstances of the shooting he will also try to make it fit with his agenda of youtube KILLING channels/lives/especially HIS LIFE followed by another mention of when he put a gun to his head.
No. 500620
>>500618Female shooter and 8 casualties.
Could have been so very very much worse.
OT I know but it's a tragedy.
No. 500622
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>I don't hate himSays he never made moves on her, but she thought about them being a thing cause of other peoples comments or whatever the fuck
Kind of boring, but here it is for archive purposes?
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=wbURyafpPUg No. 500627
>>500626she's intentionally vague-baiting for attention
remember last year when she alluded that she had some huge bomb that she was going to drop on onion and destroy him but never did?
No. 500630
>>500627She was "alluding" to a huge bomb that she would drop about Tobuscus during that time he was handing with Laineys gay husband.
She clarified a day or two later.
I guess she was afraid the two of them were going to gang up on her
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So after all the energy he's spent crying about YouTube and desperately trying to lure people to his patreon, he's managed to lose even more donors and his income keeps dwindling.
Since their finances are separate, he must be panicking at the thought of having to ask Lainey for a Botox allowance next month.
I wonder how soon he'll change his tune on the evils of Alimony.
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>>500499Hooooo boy….
It’s a straight up mullet!
Good job loser.
Lame’s husband’s real good at stuff topkek
No. 500701
>>500595Agreed, anon. This is all promo for his Patreon, which would be fine if he weren't blatantly lying about his main intentions to avoid appearing like a desperate beggar and portray himself as someone who's thinking about the interests of his fans. And it's a way for him to weasel his way back into regular Twitter use/rants. It just goes against logic of which Lame's husband is such a fan.
1) Why would he care about spamming his patrons with updates and perks that they're paying for? Isn't that the point? Is he just going to update his twitter about his Patreon and not the actual Patreon itself? Is he going to double post, which defeats the new purpose of his twitter, according to him? Are patrons expected to follow him on Twitter? What if they don't have one and don't want one? Are they obligated to make one in order to receive information about what they've paid for?
2) On the patrons with or without Twitter note, the majority of his twitter followers (300,000+) aren't patrons, and it's likely that not all his patrons even have Twitter, which goes against the reasons he's back on Twitter and converting it to "Updates for Onision patrons." It'd be more accurate and honest to say, "Updates for anyone about updates for Onision patrons." If all his patrons have Twitter, as unlikely as that is, he's just spamming them on an entirely different and unrelated platform, along with hundreds of thousands of others. Is it really any more considerate towards your patrons to pollute their feed or spam them with updates about activities on an unrelated platform? Who checks Twitter for updates on Patreon? Wouldn't they just visit Patreon if they're a patron? If it's for your patrons, why is it public to view? Why not have a separate Twitter account for your patrons? You can update your patrons about the Twitter account on, you guessed it, Patreon.
No. 500713
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wow Mr. "I work hard every single day to post new content" just uploaded an 8+ year old video with Skye… He's been re-uploading a lot lately, getting even more lazy eh?
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>>500499sorry for nitpicking but at 0:34 she shows the nail polish remover and comments on how great it is because she didn't have one and just scratched her nail polish off
is this bitch for real? she's willing to spend 140 bucks on an eyeshadow palette she barely even uses but she doesn't even have the nerve to get a nail polish remover
No. 500740
>>500735$140 on eyeshadow??? She can't even blend one eyeshadow color correctly.
And she's probably exaggerating about the nail polish remover. I remember she did a nail art attempt on her beautybot channel, which to no surprise was a complete failure because she did not try or watch any tutorials to understand how to do simple nail art. Anyway, her fingers were covered in nail polish so it's safe to assume she has nail polish remover, she just likes to act like she doesn't until the sponsor came through. It's like the highlighter thing. I feel like when people give her things or she gets gifted things through sponsors and fans, she's all "omfgggg thank you!!!! I didn't have this before but I rlly needed it!!!"
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>>500724>>500629The girl was an angry youtuber called Nasim Wonder1.
She was against eating meat, slaughterhouses, and was an outspoken vegan. A vegan. Dun dun dun!
Coincidence to our angry lazy vegetarian onion??
Fyi, youtube has already scrubbed all, ALL her videos from youtube, and rightly so.
Which means… that if onion gets popped for something real bad (cough grooming 15 year olds), all his youtube videos will be removed from the public eye. yay
No. 500755
>>500753Samfag, apparently she was also really angry and upset AT youtube the company itself.
Just like rotten onions.
Seriously surprised it wasn't gronk
No. 500760
>>500755From a NYpost article
-In another video, posted by NBC reporter Vicky Nguyen, Aghdam complains about being “discriminated and filtered on YouTube.”
Some one better tell Laineys gay husband that if he continues to make videos about how Youtube is against him then the higher ups at YT make take that as a threat.
I know that Im going to be going through each and every video I can find in on all his 8 channels and flag each one that talks about how YouTube is trying to ruin him.
I hope no one contacts the FBI about this and direct links to each and ever video of him raging against YouTube and fearful he may attempt to hurt someone at YT headquarters.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 500764
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>>500735Lainey literally
chewing off her nail polish in a livestream. How her viewers can somach watching her pick at herself for hours is beyond me.
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>>500764Mere seconds before stuffing her fingers in her mouth, she was wiping her nose with them like the true beauty guru she is.
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>>500760>Im going to be going through each and every video I can find in on all his 8 channels and flag each one that talks about how YouTube is trying to ruin him. I think many of his videos could fall under "repulsive content" but out of curiosity, how would you flag the ones with his angry tirades about how he's being targeted by YouTube? I was tempted to report that one where he intentionally mistagged it and filled the video with "family friendly" words to try and outsmart YT but none of the options really fit.
Btw, I didn't actually report this one, I just screencapped the option page that came up after hitting the flag.
No. 500787
>>500782>I’d honestly like to know what they could possibly have that’s worth paying them every monthim only interested in his train wreck "novel". if we didnt leak it, itd be exclusive.
but he just shits on anyone who gives him money and dares give feedback so….
No. 500792
So Lainey’s gay husband posted ANOTHER DDLG quote video. Not going to link it because it’s fucking repetitive, but I am going to link this video as a reminder that this dumbass is such a fucking liar.
https://m.hooktube.com/watch?v=DFvqGifGPc4&feature=youtu.beA video from months ago when Lainey and her husband reacted to their first Boyfriend/Girlfriend tag where they talked about their daddy kink and how Lainey’s husband said AND I QUOTE “I do not miss that time period PRE-daddy kink.” Seeing how Lainey acted so shy and weird around him in the beginning, it was probably tough for her to even start that shit and it’s probably killing her hearing him insult it now.
Speculation/tinfoil but the Onions probably aren’t having sex everyday like they claim they use to because of Lainey’s husband’s obsession with dissing the daddy kink. That was probably the number one thing they had in common and the only thing they did together and well he’s such an “honest” YouTuber he’s probably not doing that shit with her now and since their not doing that, sex is boring so Onion would rather wack off to hentai. Because he used to constantly tell people how they had sex every day and fucked a lot” but lately they’ve both been making comments about how they don’t as often anymore.
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Random but I think this is what’s wrong with Lainey. (And quite possibly affecting her kids, who knows.) They don’t take vitamins and unless they’re specifically finding foods fortified with B12, it might cause some long term damage.(armchair)
No. 500814
>>500812They're not a vegan household anon, only vegetarian, I know grunk eats eggs every day (and chickens are fortified with B12 feed which gets passed down).
Pretty sure in a house video there were vitamin bottles for the kids/Lainey. And most nut/soy milks are fortified now a days with B12 etc. It's possible they're B12 deficient, but not that likely unless she is heavily restricting calories.
No. 500817
>>500814I was mainly going off how she says how she feels but you’re right. They don’t eat a ton of raw food. This might be why she struggled with being vegan though. The specific article I was linking was talking about babies that are only consuming milk from a vegan mother who isn’t supplementing enough. I wouldn’t be surprised though. She was miserable most of the winter and I think she was trying to be a “true vegan” thanks to Greg’s insistence for a while there. She does eat fish apparently so maybe she’s fine.
Go to fucking doctor, Plainey.
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>>500839And look!
Look at Nasims beet red face compared to her porcelain white neck color!! Omg
Seriously Oniony
I'm guessing she released this video around the start of the adpocalypse.
She does say the same things that greg has said.
Only difference was greasy made like 40 videos about how terrible and awful youtube is, and this chick made like 2 max.
Onision is more hate filled and virulently angry and controlling, but in reality, Onision is too much of a pussy to do anything about it.
Hes sooo edgy, "mom, you can't eat fish, you're a terrible person, you are worse than Hitler! Now, drop me off here, i need to look scary matrixy cool. Mom. MOM! STOP! DON'T DROP ME OFF IN FRONT OF SCHOOL, AW CRAP! UUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!"
That is the edgiest that greg has ever been. Channelling his heros eric harris and dylan klebold in Mom's minivan at 15 onion years.
Now he sits in front of a computer for 18 hours a day, ass spreading, mouth breathing, yelling and complaning about all the stupid wrong people, while hiding behind his computer screen because he is a huge pussy that will never actually do anything about it in the real world.
Remember when Onision called for a youtube prostest and wanted people to go physically to youtube headquarters and fight on his behalf?
Cra-zy~!
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Chapter of Reaper's Creek - Chapter 10
https://imgur.com/a/JoDyl No. 500903
>>500872>>500867He probably wore it to come off as "edgy" for not doing drugs.
I don't either, but I'm also not an edgy faggot who wears a leather trench.
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No. 500949
>>500783Maybe it's because he can't get anyone (except for his hardcore fans) to collaborate with him. Uploading old videos might fool new viewers into thinking that he has a lot of reach and … friends.
Eh, could also be that he asked on Patreon whether they want those vids reuploaded, and the sheeple they are, they would never disagree with him or go against his opinion (remember the patreons who were afraid of saying something "wrong" because Gurg would yell at them and be super mad?).
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>>500949Seriously what the hell is wrong with his fans
No. 501039
>>500915He couldn’t resist the sweet, sweet temptation of returning to Twitter.
I’d love to see if he could tell us where “Kunduz province” even is on a map. I couldn’t do it, but I’m not going to virtue signal my way through life about things I never talk about otherwise either.
No. 501043
>>501009It’s so transparent, that his bitterness about not being popular anymore makes him angry.
>>500932I love watching her Patreons/fans grumble about having to watch him. They’re always vocal about it and Complainey says “You can be my fan and not his, it’s okay! Our content is TOTALLY DIFFERENT.” But then includes him in every video like the codependent doormat she is. He loves it because he can still hang on to the idea hat he’s “famous”. He doesn’t care if they literally hate him.
No. 501044
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So he just uploaded a video trying to shame other YouTubers for their inadequate Patreon perks. He made sure to talk his and Lainey's up while shitting all over Jaclyn and Social Repose.
Apparently he never learned the lesson that most of us did in Jr. High: putting other people down does not make you look better, it just makes you appear jealous, bitter and butthurt. The comment section is delightful, only a few of his most retarded diehard fans were impressed by this nonsense.
No. 501045
>>501038Wtf happened to her lip? She has a busted lip. That’s literally what a lip looks like when you’ve busted it somehow and it swells up. Lainey doesn’t do anything that could cause her to get a busted lip unless one of her kids hit her in the face.
>>501040When did she say she got that from her dad?
No. 501047
>>501044Isn't the purpose of Patreon to thank people for their support in the ways within your means? It's none of his business what people feel comfortable doing. He's such a massive cock for someone with a baby dick.
>>501045Maybe she was on a picking spree of her herps.
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>>500438Lol I know this is a day old, but I’m not even entirely sure what I’m looking at. He’s literally built like a chubby Greek statue. Tiny pecker and all.
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>>501047She's continually picking at her face, I don't know how her viewers can stand it.
In this video she kept digging in her eye, when she wasn't putting foundation directly over yesterday's caked eye makeup with her grubby fingers and dirty brushes.
Even her mirror was smeared in filth. I'm surprised she doesn't have more breakouts tbh.
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>>501056Sorry to post this again, had to turn off my Twilight app so the screenshot wasn't tinted red.
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Random tinfoil of which I am 98% certain is credible: rewatching Lainey's house tour video and noticed what looks like a Nioxin bottle among Greg's products (lainey's are kept separate on the ground).
For those unfamiliar with Nioxin it's a product line specifically designed for people with thinning hair/hair fall.
No. 501065
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>>501054i don't know how her beauty vids get so many views because her makeup is no better than foreverkailyn. kailyn had a bad habit of swatching new shadows with her fingers and pressing down so hard she left dents in brand new packages. she never washed her brushes and caked her makeup on like a clown like lainey too. i know she's going for a cute alt girl style like billie's but she just looks like a soccer mom trying to follow youtube trends.
>>501061gay husband uses head and shoulders formulated for women? because that's definitely a woman on the bottle.
No. 501067
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I predict the future.
No. 501078
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Lame's new video
MY PALETTE COLLECTION
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=MovdpkyXkykTokidoki Eyeshadow Palette- 14.90
Tarte Clay Play Palette- 46.00
Ish Lip Statement Palette - 42.00 (Sponsorship)
BH Cosmetics SuperNova Palette - 15.99 (gift from a patreon)
Morphe 35F Palette - 23.00
Too Faced Chocolate Bar Palette - 49.00
Colourpop Golden State Of Mind Palette - 26.00 (gift from a patreon)
Urban Decay Moondust Eyeshadow Palette - 49.00 (gift from her father)
Kat Von D Sinner Saint Palette - 62.00 (gift from her father)
BH Cosmetics Galaxy Chic Palette - 15.99
Urban Decay Afterglow Highlighter Palette - 34.00 (gift from a friend)
Swamp Queen Palette - 45.00 (gift from a patreon)
My Little Pony: The Movie Collection Eyeshadow Palette - 29.00
Younique Moodstruck Addiction Palette - 49.00
Too Faced Boudoir Eyes Palette - 36.00
Kat Von D Alchemist Palette - 32.00
Gudetama Eyeshadow Palettes (#01 Red Velvet) and (#02 Tiramisu) - 12.00 each (gift from a patreon)
Total — 592.88
No. 501092
>>50107818 expensive palettes and she still doesn’t know how to do eyeshadow. Amazing.
I think this might be considered somewhat nitpicking, but I genuinely don’t understand why she’s not decent at makeup. Even if you don’t have that much time, it doesn’t take long to skim tutorials for your eye shape and practice the technique a couple times until you get it right. I think she’s in denial of her eye shape or something, judging by the way her wings and eyeshadow’s shaped.
Sorry for nitpick, but honestly at this point how do you have $500 worth of eyeshadow, and choose to be a beauty youtuber and still put 0 effort into getting better at the one thing you do in place of a real job.
No. 501122
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>>501082Im totally ignorant when it comes to all this make up stuff. So I googled that name (like I do when anything that I dont know pops up -which is often) and this picture came up.
Now I understand whos skin Footface is trying to wear. Shes like a serial killer who has no human emotions or personality and has to mimic those around her so that no one will suspect she wants to kill and eat them.
No. 501135
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As expected, Lainey's dumb, gay husband made a video about the recent shooting, it's a patron "exclusive". Take your guesses as to what he's bitching about.
No. 501136
>>501122>>501125fuck off, listing how much money she has in shit she doesnt use is viable
>>501122i always knew greg was a faggot
No. 501191
>>501045It was months ago. She said it in stream and probably in a video. Maybe even the one linked. Can’t be fucked to suffer though a Plainey video to prove it though.
>>501135Hopefully a good anon will reupload for us.
>>501065Do you only come on LC to sperg? Lainey uses it to “lighten” her fucked dye jobs. She drones about it for hours on YouNow and made a video about it to. I’m sorry but the spoon feeding here is getting unreal.
No. 501213
>>501212the fuck are you even talking about? i know onion milk has been slow these past weeks but are people seriously arguing about a fucking shampoo bottle.
reminder greg fucks teenagers.
No. 501217
>>501092She is on a whole new level of laziness. I also think she has no eye for it, she doesn't see how bad her make up looks turn out compared to other youtuber's looks. What I don't understand is why she chose to be a beauty youtuber since she doesn't even enjoy make up and that's the main products she will get for free… wouldn't you make sure to start a channel you get something out of that you really want to have? On the other hand what does she even like? She has no hobbies or interests at all. How do you even live like that.
>>501122She clearly doesn't watch his make up tutorials tho. I agree this is scary. Lame needs fucking therapy.
No. 501222
>>501217Laundry only started doing Beautybot after Billie was known for make up skills and Onion sperging about B spending her 10k Onion payment on makeup.
I guess she's going to copy James Charles now. Too bad she is not a sister.
mouthpop No. 501242
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To be honest it was a little amusing to see him so impressed with himself. He did it the hardest way possible, almost destroy his camera, hit is truck with it, and damage his house. In the end he used his truck to drag it out of his drive way and into his yard, and it most likely lives there now.
No. 501247
>>501038The way she swatches those 140$ pigments
triggers me so hard. SHE'S CONTAMINATING ALL THE GLITTER SHADES :'(
No. 501252
>>501239>"these assholes who are straight out of college, are making decisions as to what happens to your future"he really has no clue about the working world does he. Also calling the people who just experienced something horrifically violent 'assholes' just shows the kind of mindset he has.
>"creative people are just mental"pretty sure not every youtuber would like to be lumped in with a suicidal shooter. In fact I'm pretty sure most youtubers are horrified by what happened to YouTube HQ. Has Greg ever asked himself what he'd even be doing if youtube didn't exist as a platform? Once again, showing his entitled ass.
No. 501253
I hope that Taylor (or Greg) don't decide to dive and use their phones while their driving, since we all know that Taylor has a habit of doing that. Apparently Washington is cracking down on it until the 14th for a distracted driver initiative for April. (details:
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/transportation/cant-put-that-phone-down-while-driving-a-new-statewide-patrol-is-after-you/) I hope that this is insentive, but I doubt that either of them will really care all that much
No. 501254
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>>501050>>501073He looks more like a gargoyle kek caveman brow included
No. 501255
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>>500915>>501044>>501135>>501239>>501252Some more of the ol' greasy dribble.
He's not shocking, he's not controversial, he's not dramatic
He's a bore. A pedantic bore.
It's the same thing from him over and over again. You come to expect it.
Thing is, if it's what you'd expect, its not exciting anymore. Its dull and boring. Its not edgy or new, or even a fresh take on things.
You'd think that Greg would at least apply the same reasonings he uses when he looks for other girls who are not dull, boring lainey, to his youtube topics.
He's killing his own channel with his boring old shtick and i love it.
No. 501259
>>501242UNCENSORED VERSION Don't Try This Ever!
MIRROR
No. 501300
>>501239>"YouTube would flag this video as mature and nobody would see it"I guess he does realise that his fans are all underage, even if he doesn't admit it.
>"I was suicidal too! YouTube is life or death! All creative people are crazy! What else are you supposed to do when YouTube ASSHOLES take away your job?"I honestly can't finish the video because he's unbearable but what is the point of this? It just looks like he's trying to humanise the shooter and justify what she/he did by making it out to be understandable. If his entire career/income/LIFE is dependent on YouTube, why is he calling his employers "assholes" and implying that he doesn't care about what happened to them? He hasn't had to work in the real world so he doesn't even realise how
privileged he is to even be able to say that. Tbh if I was an employee at YouTube, I'd take this video as a
threat.
He does say that nobody deserved to be shot but he is implying that they had it coming or that they did deserve
something.
No. 501317
>>501259The pool table looked fine before they started piling trash on it.
And why the fuck didn’t he use furniture sliders to move it or, idk, fucking take it apart and move it in pieces? Or sell it?
And WHY is Lainey not helping him move it? Did she just sit on her ass when they moved, too?
And lastly, if they’re *~sew poor guise~* why did he buy a gas guzzling truck?
I’ll never get over how stupid these two are.
No. 501340
>>501242he need some meat
I can see how red his face is from the thumbnail, kek. The fact that he’s struggling that bad is just sad. He should have asked his space prince to help him. Maybe she would have been able to ease his pain. That’s sick, I remember he was feeling himself when she asked him to move that baby’s kitchen set and it was light as fuck. Why would you film yourself being a weak little bitch?
No. 501345
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>>501259he looks like the scummy middle aged man in the gym that never actually lifts and just leers at the women trying to work out.
No. 501387
>>501239>“I can’t say I didn’t think this was a possibility”Translation “I thought it would be me, but she beat me to it.”
What a fucking moron. Okay I’m done with this whole “YouTube took away my job!” Bullshit. YouTube didn’t take away his job. Working at YouTube headquarters, THATS a job. Working for YouTube to develop it and better it, THAT IS A JOB. Making videos and uploading them to YouTube is not a fucking job. Some people make a living like that and they’re lucky. But that isn’t a fucking job because there’s no guarantee you’ll continue making a living off of it. This asshole needs to get a grip on reality. YouTube didn’t hire him, they partnered him which gave him the PRIVILEGE of being able to have ads on his videos which then resulting in him getting money. YouTube does not pay him and it is not a fucking right to make money on YouTube or be partnered with them, it’s a privilegeeeee. He should be grateful they even gave him that opportunity. He gets paid from the companies that place ads on YouTube videos, not YouTube themselves. And if a company does not want their ads on a certain video, THEY have a right to remove them and YouTube has to respect that. Is this guy seriously that stupid? He’s one of those whiney little bitches always looking for someone to blame. It’s not YouTube’s fault he makes ass and offensive content that ads don’t want to support. Seriously. It’s not like they removed his channel or banned him from YouTube, they just demonetize the videos ad companies don’t want their ads on.
No. 501388
>>501259Wow.
I all honesty, I also move pretty heavy stuff that is NEW and needs to be INTACT around by myself (on an even floor):
1) Sweep the floor very well.
2) Get large piece(s) of old cardboard.
3) Die whilst lifting whatever you want to move onto the cardboard. kek
4) Pull and try to keep the object steady so it won't slide to either side.
If it's supposed to be thrown out anyway, just unscrew whatever is possible and cart away in pieces.
Or at least google the definition of … I mean "how to move heavy objects alone".
Jeezus Christ.
No. 501390
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>>501259If you're ever wondering if a sockpuppet account is onion just look for a strange, unnecessary, and illogical overuse of commas.
No. 501397
>>501242So he just uploaded a video shitting on other Youtubers for their awful Patreon perks and decides that a video showing himself moving a pool table out of his house is quality material for his teenage sycophants.
"I may be a washed up, bitter old lecherous creep, but look at my BODY STRENGTH, you guys!"
No. 501404
>>501387>This asshole needs to get a grip on realityExactly. In one of his recent videos he said that the world was "rigged against Onision". He has zero perspective and no self-awareness.
This whiny priveleged bitch has been able to make a very nice living from
making videos and leeching off his generous but deluded fanbase for over a decade. He lives in a mansion for fuck's sake and spends his days playing videogames.
The minute things don't go the way he thinks they should, he assumes the world is out to get him. Then to have the absolute arrogance to think that HE shouldn't have to change, the world should adapt to him. That's not the way things work in the adult world. It's pathetic, especially when the rest of the world is struggling with very real issues.
No. 501412
>>501394What company in their right mind would want to place advertising on one of his videos? He bitches and moans, but hasn't made any effort to alter his content.
The people that have managed to thrive have learned to adapt. Onion's arrogance and stubbornness is going to be his final downfall.
No. 501418
>>501259That pool table.
Number 1, it didnt weigh that much, Onision just has a flabby weak soy body he was struggling.
He wore crocs, not laced up boots or sneakers. He didn't take removing the pool table seriously, he could have injured his ankles. Not that we care about that here. Buts its being dismissive of danger.
He only cared when it hit his truck twice.
He could have donated that pool table to the salvation army and gotten a tax write off. He could have donated that to the boys and girls club or towards at risk youth.
He could have sold it on craigslist amd gotten the buyers to remove it for free.
Greggory Jackson Daniel has no friends. He has made no friends with his neighbors either. Surely Greg has at least 1 male friend that could help him move?
No???? Just 15 year old girls are his only friends then??
Lastly, as narcissists do, Greg can not let anybody else have or use this things, it drives him mad, a loss of control on things.
So he would rather destroy the pool table than let anyone else play with it.
And that spit at the end?? You just know that he's spit on Lainey like that at the end of their "sessions".
No. 501442
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A true comedy genius for the ages. It's hard to fathom why his fanbase is predominantly 12 year olds.
No. 501448
>>501239
>It's not really a comfortable thing to monetize.. This isn't about money..It's about connecting with peopleGot it. That's why you put it where only your
paying fans can see it and you can offer it as a Patreon "UNCENSORED VIDEO" perk rather than actually connecting with your non-paying fans.
Also it's hard to take him seriously when he leads with "this would get demonitized so why bother putting it on YouTube" then immediately follows with "I'm not comfortable monetizing".
Such a dimwit, who actually buys this shit?
No. 501454
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>>501239Lainey's husband is blaming youtube for the shooting. Real classy.
This is why people joked about it being LGH in the first place.
No. 501457
>>501253greg only leaves the house to record, so…
i hope they both get hit with millions of tickets.
No. 501466
>>501387This is spot-fucking-on, Anon.
I can't even get through that video because he's such a pathetic little shitstain.
Just because you made more $$ previously doesn't mean you are entitled to it forever. No one is entitled to ad revenue, and I know he likes to stamp his tiny Crocs about the big mean algorithm but no one is entitled to views or recommendations either.
People that live in the real world understand that they could be laid off at any time or demoted to part-time, it's your responsibility to adapt to changes in your workplace and if you don't do your job well you will be replaced. No amount of crying about how "UNFAIR" it is will change those facts.
I don't know where he got this idea that YouTube is obligated to pay him the same amount of money forever. His logic is incredibly moronic. Their business model has changed, but instead of adapting with the times like other successful YouTubers he's chosen to stick his feet in the mud and further alienate himself by insisting everyone and everything else is the problem.
The most pathetic part of it all is that I don't see him being able to hold
any kind of job in a regular work environment without completely sperging out. His best option at this point might be some kind of MLM scheme where he doesn't have to work with others. He literally can't see beyond his filthy McMansion windows to understand how good he has it yet is destroying it all by being an arrogant, stubborn manchild.
No. 501468
>>501239Couldn't even get through the video, it was beyond boring like most others already said.
But man, I hate those tacky fucking anime posters. Everything about the Onions' taste is backwards and shitty, it's amazing people even still follow these clowns who have zero sense of aesthetics, fashion, or style. Target is "expensive clothing shopping" for them. He couldn't even be arsed to buy a few nice high fashion shirts when he had the money because his ignorance reaches an astronomical degree. He has the most basic taste in movies, TV, and video games. Hey Onion, wanna know one reason why Poodiepie got popular? He streamed games that weren't well-known and brought them a bigger audience. Good luck doing that by playing GTA. I'm gonna cut rant off here. Greg, just please never stop being tacky pseudo-intellectual white trash.
No. 501470
>>501448>>501135What a fucking creep. He claims to be "uncomfortable" monetizing yet
tweets about it as bait to get people to pledge to his Patreon. If he really wanted to just have an intimate conversation about this to connect with his true fans like he suggested in the video, he would've simply posted it ON his patreon.
No. 501476
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This turnip ruined the word 'awesome' for me with his constant overuse of it.
With Lainey's gay roommate going back to the edgy razor cut emo hair, it's like he's desperately trying to press the reset button in hopes that people will watch his garbage again.
No. 501479
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After watching his stupid razor haircut video I've finally figured out who his hair reminds me of. That older gay comedian/writer Bruce Vilanch.
No. 501481
>>501466Oh my god. He'd get a normal job, get fired after a week or less, then make a video telling everyone how stupid everyone is there and how right he was. He'd probably tell everyone he quit too.
I watched a video with Gines and Stevie a while back and Stevie mentioned how Laineys husband has thousands of dollars worth of recording equipment and how if he had an ounce of foresight he could maybe go to school for film production.
Honestly, without giving him too much credit he appears to have SOME knowledge and passion about film sets. Don't let him in the editing room though. He'd make everyone either a nice shade of tomato or 2000s emo-white.
But that'll never happen because the onion would probably shrivel out of existence if he didn't get to be in control and in front of camera.
No. 501487
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Here is all of the elites listed on onision.com
He has cut down contact with the majority of his old big backers and now only associates with the five of his fans that pay out the most. Going into debt for lames husband only keeps him as a friend for so long. As soon as the money dries up he's gone like a fart in the wind.
No. 501500
>>501078Why the fuck does her dad buy her anything? She treats him like shit, let's her husband slander him all over the internet and won't let him see his grandkids. Sorry if she were my daughter I would have nothing to do with her. He's got 2 other daughters who aren't absolute pieces of shit he can spoil instead.
Lainey deserves nothing from her family, they should disown her for the horrible shit she lets her husband say about them.
No. 501505
>>501456 For real, he is so ignorant it hurts.
So by his logic, I could make a video with my cat and by hitting upload, my cat and I are employees of YouTube? No we are if anything freelance contractors if he wants to get technical. Creators are paid through YouTube but YouTube doesn't hire them.
No. 501510
>>501500Eh, don't question a parents love anon. Even if they're just trying to buy their childs love with money.
I mean, you're not wrong tho.
No. 501525
>>501466You responded to me (also I just want to say yes I had a retard moment when I said ad companies instead of advertisers) and exactly!!
Like he's right about the whole "you should get paid for working hard!" shit, but the thing is, that goes for people who ACTUALLY. WORK. HARD. What he doesn't understand is that just because you put a shit ton of time (hardly effort) into your videos, does not mean you are working hard and it definitely doesn't mean you will automatically get paid and have an audience. You have to be entertaining. He's not working an actual job where you get paid no matter what you do as long as you clock in. YouTube doesn't pay him, he gets ad revenue and most of his videos don't make money because they are controversial. That isn't YouTube's fault, it's his. And the reason he doesn't make money on the videos that don't get demonetized is because he's repetitive and boring as shit. This man literally whines and screeches about how he works so hard and should get paid, not even grasping the fact that he is a YouTuber. Every YouTuber's "career" is based on their fucking audience (as well as their content being family-friendly obviously). He doesn't make content for an audience to enjoy, he makes what HE wants and how HE wants and expects to get paid and only does this shit to make money. Times have changed since he started his YouTube channel, I mean eyebrows aren't even the same anymore. I just wonder when he's going to finally give up, the guy is literally scraping by and blaming everyone else for his shitty content. If I could have made half the amount of money he makes off of YouTube, I would be fucking grateful to be allowed that privilege. He's so entitled it's disgusting.
No. 501548
>>501502They are really cracking down on this here in Washington. My husband just got a ticket because a cop drove by and noticed that he
picked up his phone, he wasn't even fiddling with it or talking. It wasn't cheap either, it was over $100 I believe. Not complaining, he deserved it. We all know the laws and how stupid it is to fuck with your phone while driving.
If she's messing around and filming while driving there's a decent chance she'll get ticketed. Plus to do that is just so irresponsible and dangerous.
She claims to be a "role model" for young people with gender identity issues, maybe she should focus on not being irresponsible and pull her messy life together first.
No. 501564
>>501525>>501466I just watched another Youtuber's latest video (who just so happens to be gaining subs at the same rate as Lainey's gay husband is losing them: around 8,000/month) and even though it's just a drama channel, the approach is palpably different. He mentioned the issues with the algorithm yet took the time to talk about how incredibly blessed he is to be doing this and actually had perspective about it all. Instead of pointing fingers and complaining, he used it as an opportunity to encourage his fanbase to subscribe to the smaller channels that are really getting dinged by the new rules.
No one wants to hear entitled twats continually shrieking about how bad they have it. If he took the time to actually research some of his competition and see what's working for people, he might actually survive on this platform. He's just too pigheaded and would rather blame literally everyone else for the fact that people like Shane are thriving and gaining hundreds of thousands of subs per month while his channels are withering away.
It's insane that his fragile ego is more important than the mere thought of tweaking a few things in order to protect his livelihood.
"But..but I NEED to be able to say
KINKY things to my teenage fans!" I can't believe that this is the hill he's willing to die on. What an absolute retard.
No. 501577
>>501571okay passion was going a bit far
i just meant if he bothered going to school he'd have some knowledge about lighting and such to pull from
not much going by how over-exposed a lot of his videos are but some
either way it doesn't matter
he's too lazy for that
No. 501596
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greggy dun goofed
No. 501598
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>>501596Judging on the comments of his sycophants, Onion might be in some legal troubles. Wonder why?
No. 501600
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>>501596Is this a real pic of him or one that has been photoshopped to Hell and back?
No. 501601
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>>501600it's from his newest video for patrons kek
No. 501602
>>501601>>501598>>501596Did someone pretend to be a lawyer and call him up threatening to sue?
Im guessing its about Sam
No. 501603
>>501602You moron, it's obvious whos lawyer it is calling him.
Can't wait for greg to get fucked. Days since last narc rage: 0
No. 501610
>>501606He's so ???!!!
If she didn't sign a waiver/release, she can legally have his shit she's in removed. But he's sitting here like "muh honesty".
No. 501612
>>501609he is incapable of having adult conversations.he got so
triggered that he cant even resist repeating the same shallow insults at someone he doesnt even know. that might work on youtube debates but that wont work in the court room lolol
No. 501617
Hi there, yeah, hi it's me. How you doin'? Hah. So, I gotta talk about the elephant in the room, the elephant you don't know is in the room, but I wanna talk about that elephant. You guys know I like sharing my personal life with you. I LOVE SHARING ITS SO FUN! It's kind of like I gossip but I dont really like gossiping about other people, I moreso enjoy gossiping about myself. So with that being said. I wanna talk about something that happened recently.
First of all, my spouse manages my business emails. Laineybot [GROAN]. So after six years or uh, seven years… six sev six sev… seven years. I had somebody record videos with me a long time ago, over six years ago. And they're obviously enjoying being in the video, I mean they volunteered to be in the videos. And you know down the line that person and I, because we were dating and stuff, well I decided to end things with them and they went home to Canada. And then I decided to get back with them, for like the ninetieth[?] time and they were taking money from me so they could survive in Canada for a while, and they picked that money up that I sent to them on a regular basis with their "guy friend". But later on, one of my fans informed me that that "guy friend" who they were regularly picking up money in the car of at the money tree or whatevers in Canada. That person had actually gotten them pregnant while they were dating me and taking money from me.
I, of course, fell apart and walked 6 miles to Dennys. And in that Dennys, I uh, there's nothing really that happened at Dennys I just fell apart more. I walked home, six miles or whatever, and eventually a person named Taylor my spouse put me back together. So I used to work with somebody in videos a long time ago and then they got pregnant with someone elses baby and recently I've been uploading those videos that I did with that person so long ago because even though they did that to me, even though they took my money and we were dating and then they got pregnant with someones baby. Like even though there's all that really like not-so-great feeling there, I still enjoy the art. You know, the work we did together. It's very… nice. It's wonderful really. That person was really very funny and I can see that, despite… having gone through those things with them.
But I got an email, or Lainey got an email, because Lainey manages the business. And I can't show it to you, because the last time I showed you guys and email, I got in a lot of trouble on youtube. I don't know why I got in trouble, but I did. So I can't like, show screencaps anymore I just have to like, repeat them. Oh! But I will post this to the corteria[?] on onision.org/forums which only like six people have access too. It's a hidden forum within the forum. It's pretty cool. But I will post this screenshot there.
Anyway, it says: "To whom it may concern, you are being advised that any and all material containing imagery, sound or likeness of that persons name is to be immediately removed from any public sites." NO. The answer is NO. Okay. You can't do that. When somebody volunteers to be in a video you can't just say "you know what, I revoke it" NO. The agreement was you are giving me property. It is mine now. There was never any talk of anything outside that. Just because it is years later and you no longer feel like "oh I love these things" you still did them, and you still volunteered yourself to be in those videos. To revoke the right for me distributing content that I made, with you as a volunteer, that is totally bonkers. If that person from over six years ago, wants to go and try take everything that's mine just because it slightly involves them, uh well, then I say you give me back the thousands of dollars that you took from me. You give me back the money I sent you when you were with that other guy, uh, you give me back all the money I spent on plane tickets for you, you give me back all the money I spent on outfits and food and housing et cetera. I think we're about… $50,000 by now? You give me back all that, and yes I will take them down.
But here's the thing. I am not even really making any money off of most those videos. Reality check. And I am keeping those comedy sketches up because they're awesome and I love those comedy sketches. And I'm not going to just throw away all that wonderful stuff, because somebody who got pregnant with another persons baby while dating me, no longer enjoys the sketches as much as I do. Anyway, they say "You have not been given any rights to publish these." Yes. I was. They were in them! They were literally… UGH. Ok guys, so when you voluntarily collaborate with someone, when you play out characters in a video. Like lets say I got in a banana costume and I was featured in a DanIsNotOnFire video, or I was in a uh smosh video or I was in any of your favourite youtuber video ok? If I was in like a banana costume dancing around in the background, could you imagine just because I didnt like them anymore that I went and sent them a letter saying "you must remove all this immediately!" It just.. to me… it seems…. there's not better word than bonkerschnitzel. Tha-thats literally… its beyond bonkers. It's bonkerschnitzel to just - because you feel like it. To pretend you were never ever totally cool with being in a video and totally gave permission does not like "I JUST FILMED SOMEONE SLEEPING" it's not how it went. They say they expect to receive proof that everything is gone within five days, and it's like dude, come on. Wha? This just makes me think why do I work with anyone ever? Why do I have anyone in my videos ever? If down the line they are just gonna cause an issue. I just want to make awesome funny videos, and if I can't make an awesome funny video with someone without them worrying that later on they'll be like "I dont want this video out there anymore" its like ugh you're ruining everything!!
Anyway they say if I don't comply with their demands it's going to result in a cause of action. I dont know what that means. It says I should govern myself accordingly. Again, question mark. Anyway, its cute that they think they can just pretend permission was never given to something even though it is beyond obvious that permission was given for something. But in no rational world does this hold merit.
No. 501621
>>501618Well I see that now, anon.
>>501617See, the thing is. Sh gave permission 6 years ago when that video was originally posted and she never once said “oh now you have to remove those old videos!” She left them alone. It’s the fact that he just reuploaded it. He DIDN’T have permission to do that. She can honestly get him for that. Because she gave him permission when they were still on talking terms and he originally uploaded that yearssss ago. They are no longer on talking terms and she has not given him consent to post that video. I like how this dude always tries to rewrite the law. Like, she didn’t sign a fucking contract that said that imagery was his property, hell its not even his property just because he uploaded it! Does he not know how this shit works? Had she signed a contract stating that he could post that video where/whenever he wanted, that would be different. She didn’t though. This is on YouTube and it was from 6 years ago. She could honestly get him for harrassment at this point if she wanted to. If she showed them the countless videos he made about her as well as this one where he’s bitching about her wanting him to take it down, she could say it’s harrassment. I highly doubt she wants his money, she just doesn’t want her face to be associated with him and his bullshit and not only that but she’s a completely different person now.
No. 501623
>>501617What a delusional idiot. How in the hell has this guy survived into adulthood? Grunge, people have agency and autonomy. They are human beings, not tools for you to use as living viewbots in videos. This is WHY you have to have people sign model release forms and such for videos.
Because he quite obviously didn't do that any lawsuit that befalls him regards to anything along these lines is totally valid. As with every single god damn time he ends up in legal woes, he has no leg to stand on.
No. 501625
>>501621Verbal consent doesn't mean jack-shit when it comes to this kind of stuff because there are so many loopholes— it doesn't matter if it was your ex-girlfriend or your mom and they were in costume and cool with it at the time. If he wanted to fortify his right to keeping the video up without any chance of removal, he would have had her sign a written agreement or waiver.
"You're not a real human" he tells the guy, but he's the one autistically screeching about how her feelings don't matter because he ~owns~ the content.
This guy is a fucking hack job. How do you get to the point he is without being at least a little self-aware????
No. 501626
>>501591She mentioned "Benji" as a possible name in one of her younow streams but I think she decided not to use it.
>>501600It's weird that they all have similar features but Grease is genuinely ugly and they're not.
>>501617>I can't show it to you, because the last time I showed you guys and email, I got in a lot of trouble on youtube. I don't know why I got in trouble, but I did.He's so fucking stupid kek.
>You give me back the money I sent you when you were with that other guy, uh, you give me back all the money I spent on plane tickets for you, you give me back all the money I spent on outfits and food and housing et cetera.This asshole. None of this was payment for a video. It was all him trying to get his tiny dick wet.
>Anyway they say if I don't comply with their demands it's going to result in a cause of action. I dont know what that means.This man thinks he can write novels but he doesn't understand the most basic shit.
No. 501629
In fact I have my phone here, lets see if we can call call this guy
(G = Greg, M = Manager)
G: Hi I got an email that says I need to remove videos with an artist of yours.
M: Yeah
G: Yeah
M: Greg?
G: Yeah.
M: This is her manager. Uh, hi Greg.
G: Permission to use those videos is beyond obvious.
M: uh, what is it written? Can you send me a document where she signed off to agree to do that?
G: Are you saying I had a gun to her head?
M: No I'm not saying I had a gun to her head, I'm asking for the agreement. Can you send it to me? Then we're good to go.
G: Yeah, well to prove in any court that someone was unwillingly participating in a video I would be amazed to see that happen.
M: Yeah well if you give me your address we can get to court if that's required. I'm asking you, one professional to another, uh, these videos are six years old to remove those videos completely from your site and to have some human decency to get that -
G: You realise these are comedy sketches right? And when you volunteer to be in a comedy video sketch and its beyond obvious that someone is willingly volunteering in the sketch does that seem, uh, wait Ok lets be real and honest real quick ok? It's obvious she's voluntarily in the videos. It's obvious. Like there's no situation in which you say "oh that person wasnt willingly in a video?" cause they are. It's obvious!
M: Oh.. ok I'm not interested in a debate -
G: That's because the debate doesnt work in your favor. it's so obvious like do you understand that if somebody is doing something that they're either willingly doing it or they're not willingly doing it which means someone's holding them at ransom or something.
M: okay well again -
G: You know you're wrong is my point?
M: Whether I'm wrong or right is not relevant to this discussion
G: It's totally important.
M: What I'm asking you to do is to simply take those videos down. If you wanna send me your information, if you want to escalate this, I am more than happy to escalate this to a court and lets see what they say.
G: Oh my god, so you know for a fact that this person is willingly in those videos, yet you're gonna escalate this to a court because you're so dishonest? it's so obvious that somebody is in the videos willingly and you know this. Yet you're gonna try and take legal action against somebody despite the fact you are so obviously wrong?
M: Greg, let me tell you something
G: Just be a real human, just be a real person dude. You know they were willingly in those videos.
M: So do me a favor and send me your contact information -
G: you're trying to avoid the real conversation because you know you're wrong
M: I'm not having this conversation because it's not a conversation I want to have
G: because you're wrong. you are so wrong. you know they are voluntarily in that video. why would they be in costume? why would they be in costume? why would they be in costume, acting, playing a character unless they were voluntarily in the video? And they were compensated! They were compensated!
M: if you're going to do all the talking, this is going to be a one way conversation.
G: because your only response is "Send me your address" thats just creepy.
M: No, I'm not asking for your address, send me your attorneys address and I'm happy to escalate this if you want too.
G: why would I waste money proving on that someone was who was obviously in a video was obviously in a video voluntary?
M: then simply take the videos down they're volunt-
G: WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I OWN THESE? Ok I paid this actor through housing, through food etc
M: How much did you pay her, I'm sorry?
G: Housing, food, et cetera, plane tickets, everything.
M: Do you have a contract?
G: Do I have proof that the person was voluntarily in the video you fucking idiot?
M: No do you have a contract?
G: YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT DUDE. THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY VOLUNTARY BECAUSE THEY'RE IN A COSTUME, THEY'RE PLAYING A ROLE. THERE'S NO GUN TO THEIR HEAD HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?
M: actually there was a gun in that video if i recall
G: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT ITS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE GUN. Are you actually saying you're going to try and prove in court that they are actually held at gunpoint to do a video? You are so fucking stupid. You are a fraud. You are a fucking fraud.
M: Greg, if you continue to disparage me, this conversation is over.
G: you are not a real human. you're not a real human. you can't have a conversation
M: Right, and the only person who has been talking is you.
G: Actually you've been talking too Mr Technical.
-CALL END-
No. 501631
>>501617>I, of course, fell apart and walked 6 miles to Dennys. And in that Dennys, I uh, there's nothing really that happened at Dennys I just fell apart more. I walked home, six miles or whateverI love how he had to add this extremely important and necessary detail like it somehow makes his case stronger.
He might actually be retarded. It literally points out that he's doing this purely for spite and that he's never gotten over it. Also, the more useless details he adds, the more you can be sure he is lying. It's his modus operandi.
No. 501634
>>501617>>501629Alright, so that guy is a jerk [LAUGH] I have to make that whole phone call private, only patrons are going to hear it, it might not even be on there for long … patron only thing? I cant believe this. I just [exhales air] This guy, I'm on the phone with this guy. and he's literally saying this person wasn't voluntarily in there if i dont have a contract with them when they're obviously voluntarily in the video. they're in costume, they're acting out a character. Like this is the world we live in were someone who is obviously participating in something and someone is gonna be like "Well technically I'm taking this to court" ANYWAY. So I really really dont like that fella. In fact lets call him back.
[VOICEMAIL]
Aww he didnt answer. Darn it, anyway. So, feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. Should someone be able to revoke permission to be in a video because down the line they are no longer happy about the fact that they were in comedy sketches forever ago? Should people do that? Ugh I'm so frustrated. This is the differenc between honest, saying yeah, I volunteered to be in this video all that time ago so I can't take away that rights or anything like that, and someone who is like in the most not honest way possible, lash out at this person from so many years ago by taking away something that isn't even mine. I just can't believe that question. Is it in writing? As to whether or not that person was voluntarily in that video. Because are you not human? Can you not see with your eyes that that person is literally in costume, in character right there totally willing. Like what do they think happened? I'd like for them to explain a situation where that person wasn't voluntarily there. Like any proof whatsoever. That that person wasn't voluntarily there. if you look at comedy sketch after comedy sketch after comedy sketch, they are there, recording in different costumes and I have all the behind the scenes footage too! So I can literally prove all the conversations that we had, there was nothing except them volunteering to be there. In fact I have footage of that person asking to continue recording a video even though I had stopped recording with them, because I knew I could play the character better than they could in that scene. And they were like "no no no I wanna continue". It's one thing to have something in writing, but to have someones voice and face on film saying they want to be on video? You lost.
No. 501653
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Bunion's fall is coming. You can smell it.
No. 501656
>>501629>asks for written agreement>"Are you saying I had a gun to her head?"So ~honest~
>I paid this actor through housing, through foodThen you should have put it in a contract, you moron. No wonder this dumb fuck is losing money faster than his skin is losing elasticity.
And lol at him using "I gave her food!" as payment. Tbh that just makes it seem like she HAD to do it to get fed.
No. 501664
>>501629MR TECHNICAL
I'm howling he seriously called this professional that… Yes it's soooo technical to mention words like "contract" and "attorney" in conversation.
No. 501667
>>501487Why isn't fatbecca on the list? Did I miss something? She paid him like $200 a month.
I bet this will have a negative effect on his patreon… If he engages less then there's no reason to pay him. Most of the content ends up on youtube anyways and I think the discord is one of the main reasons to pledge.
No. 501699
>>501690I don't think either of them want this to go to court. The American legal system is so fucked, both parties would have to throw a ton of money out and it would literally take YeARS. They are both bluffing to see who flinches first.
Sh. asked him before to please take down the videos with her in it and he refused. She now had perfect timing because she knows he is broke af and wouldn't risk going to court.
No. 501704
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>>501698Shiloh has been begging for her videos to be taken down for years. It's finally happening now.
No. 501705
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This is glorious. Please, baby Jesus, let him not squirm out of this one. I want him to get his shit pushed in more badly than anything. Unbelievable how this man speaks to strangers, and thinks he was right. As for Sh I remember reading once that during a breakup of theirs, she went to a male friend for comfort because of Greg's abuse, and it was supposedly platonic. He reeled her back in after that and she confessed that she'd spent time with/talked to this guy friend, and after that at the next breakup Greg spun it was her basically two-timing him. So I'm not even really inclined to believe his side of this that she got pregnant by another man while they were together. I'm sure it was more like she tried to move on and he considered her still to be in his greasy clutches and still his human slave property. This pregnancy might have even happened (if at all) while they were trying to work things out long distance, although I don't 100% know the timeline. I was reading his ED page one day and I think that's how I stumbled on this old Fb post of hers, "confessing" to having talked to a friend for comfort. Because you know he spun that as her being a cheating whore. I simply can't believe she coldly ran out and got knocked up by some dude whilst solidly in a relationship with onionbreath, because she was clearly scared of him and he isolated and controlled her so how could she dare, or even have the opportunity? If his tale of her pregnancy while with him isn't the accurate truth (and with him it never is) that means he's uploading her old videos and refusing to take them down simply out of spite, narcissistic attempt to hurt her from afar by reminding her of the horrors of being with him and just punishing her for moving on. He hates those who escape him more than anything because to him that's defiance.
No. 501727
>>501724We can only hope.
I'm ready to see what's left of the Onion infamous legacy to get shut down. He's already in debt, why not add some court cases to it.
No. 501733
>If that person from over six years ago, wants to go and try take everything that's mine just because it slightly involves them, uh well, then I say you give me back the thousands of dollars that you took from me. You give me back the money I sent you when you were with that other guy, uh, you give me back all the money I spent on plane tickets for you, you give me back all the money I spent on outfits and food and housing et cetera. I think we're about… $50,000 by now? You give me back all that, and yes I will take them down.
He tries to convince us that she was only 'slightly involved' in the videos made at that time. Yeah right, she played a big part in the comedy sketches and even him airing out their personal life. It's complete bull shit that he acts as if she wasn't entitled to any sort of earnings made from those videos. Would he try the same shit with a well known actress? Say for some weird reason Emma Watson wants to colab with him… If she asked for a contract would he get angry and tell her "I let you sleep in my sons race car bed and I fed you microwave burritos! You are so dishonest! It's clear you enjoy acting – How dare you expect a cut of the earnings?!"
>Like lets say I got in a banana costume and I was featured in a DanIsNotOnFire video, or I was in a uh smosh video or I was in any of your favorite youtuber video ok? If I was in like a banana costume dancing around in the background, could you imagine just because I didnt like them anymore that I went and sent them a letter saying "you must remove all this immediately!" It just.. to me… it seems…. there's no better word than bonkerschnitzel.
These examples are not even comparable. Being in the background dancing around in a banana suit and being an actor in a skit are two different things. You could easily cut or blur out lames husband dancing and it would not effect the structure of the skit. While if you cut out all Shilohs parts in the skits she acted in - the skit would no longer make any sense.
No. 501736
>>501606Another Mirror just in case.
PATRON ONLY VERSION I Can't Believe This
https://youtu.be/eN2uKXbdm6A No. 501741
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>>501736His fans are so willfully delusional. Yeah, you guys are true fans but as soon as the money dries up he wouldn't even waste his precious hentai fap time to call for help if you where on fire.
Even when Booty tries to save his ass, Gronk is so convinced he's right that he can't help but make a video.
No. 501745
>>501741>I've worked with lawyers, this shit wouldn't hold up in court.Lmao at that bitch that thinks she is a legal expert because she cleaned a lawyer's office once.
I hope Shiloh drags his ass to court again and they make him bleed out financially even faster.
No. 501755
>>501736Thanks for mirroring!
This is the crazy kindness of stuff he used to put out. It’s a shame that he’s putting his craziness behind a patreon paywall and becoming increasingly selective about who gets to see what.
I still CANNOT believe Lainey manages to put up with him and even more, idolize him. He’s a petulant and horrible.
No. 501759
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I know anons went to town on her dry, cracked herp lips, but how about her yellowing, partially transparent teeth?
No. 501760
>>501757She has revoked his usage of her image in the past. If he doesn’t have a written and signed contract of her giving him permission to use (and reupload, that’s the reason he got contacted) footage of her, he’s fucked.
Lainey’s husband recording her lawyer/manager without his permission isn’t going to hold up in court either, especially when WA is a two way state.
No. 501763
>>501759Strangley enough I've always considered her teeth to be pretty cute. I don't think they're very yellow and I like the way her canine teeth stick out a little. It may be me, though.
I still think her horrendous lips and oversized chin completely ruin her smile though, and make her look like a mongoloid.
No. 501769
Jus when we thought Plain's husband was getting milked dry, this lawsuit threat happens! I'm here for it.
>>501734He lives in Puyallup, WA so whatever PD they have there. Pretend you're Shiloh and submit one of those anonymous forms, or just call and report it anonymously saying its harming the manager or something.
No. 501771
>>501634Please save the video and send it to Sh's manager. I know that in CA it's forbidden to record without both parties' agreement and if it's similar in WA, he has actually committed a crime and was stupid enough to share it - may it be with his patreons or the whole world.
That would literally convince ANY court that he records people WITHOUT their consent…
Does anyone know WA laws in regard to this?
No. 501773
>>501771>>501638Samefag.
Sorry, just saw this.
No. 501784
>>501736Thanks for mirroring!
This is the crazy kindness of stuff he used to put out. It’s a shame that he’s putting his craziness behind a patreon paywall and becoming increasingly selective about who gets to see what.
I still CANNOT believe Lainey manages to put up with him and even more, idolize him. He’s a petulant and horrible.
No. 501790
>>501629If this is how he treats a total stranger, imagine how he treats his wife.
>>501769No, this is the kind of bullshit that keeps getting him off the hook. Don’t interfere. If someone from this thread calls and pretends to be Sh then it could ruin everything and Sh could get fucked over and we won’t get to finally see this asshat get what’s coming to him. Let it be Sh, unless you are intentionally trying to fuck this up for her. Seriously.
No. 501795
>>501792Okay samefag but I just read the email and it’s definitely run by her manager, kek. It says management team in the email (not spelled that way so you’ll have to get the email off of her IG).
So if you want her manager to see it, send it to that. I’m sure he’ll do something with it even if she doesn’t because now Lainey’s husband is attacking him.
No. 501800
>>501741my brother is a copyright lawyer so I always get to hear the crazy complex cases they have since everything is always kind of grey on the internet.
However, one thing that is NOT grey is a model release. If you don't have one, you can't use that person's image for financial gain. (not even sure if it has to be financial) Most people in a youtube video wouldn't bother pursuing this, but the law is pretty clear here. If that person doesn't want to be on your channel anymore, and you don't have a model release, you have to take it down. simple as that. Same goes with photography.
No. 501805
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No. 501816
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>>501805Why doesn't she ask her gay husband, a famed content creator with tons of views? Oh yeah lol, it's cause they're in 2 separate worlds while living in the same house. I really want her to do more travel/outing videos so we can see them interacting in public.
Also looked at gayhusbandfood account.
Your man/partner makes you this and calls it taco salad, what do you do?
No. 501819
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>>501816Vomit.
Did he just pour an entire can of fucking olives on top?
No. 501820
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>>501759she need some milk
No. 501832
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ladies can we not fight please, here have a hooktube.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=99JiBer1Wuk No. 501837
>>501786No. He didn't tell Cyr to remove everything outright. It was a narc-rage rant that happened shortly after Cyr ~dumped~ him, saying how everybody only used him for views/money/living arrangements/etc.
He tried to say that Cyr's popularity was dependent on him and that the videos he was in with him were the most popular on his channel. He kept going on and on about how if Cyr truly didn't care about views, he'd remove every collab they were in. THEN WENT ON TO imply he wouldnt be removing collabs on /his/ channel because they werent his more popular videos.
Greg is literally just one big dumpster fire.
No. 501864
>>501832He really is desperate to go back to the old days isn't he?
"I don't now guys it almost looks, you know, cute."
KEK
That and the baby voice he puts on the entire time is just pathetic,
No. 501870
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>>501866>split lipped mother of two with two different baby daddies who whores herself online while working at a shit mortgage company>idiot who is the embodiment of r/iamverysmart, clogs toilets, and eats dog food while passively aggressively talking shit about you and your spouseWho will he ever choose.
No. 501883
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>>501832Just look at how smug he is with this cheap Light Yagami cosplay
No. 501959
>>501606I would just like to point out that during that entire phonecall greases hand is trembling like hell.
Boy you scared~
No. 502046
>>501617>So I can't like, show screencaps anymore I just have to like, repeat them. Oh! But I will post this to the corteria[?] on onision.org/forums which only like six people have access too. It's a hidden forum within the forum. It's pretty cool. But I will post this screenshot there.i cant post emails but im going to post the email in my sex forum
Can a Patreon anon get this screenshot? And a screenshot of the page showing it was Greg who posted it?
No. 502059
>>502047>>502045that's, uh, really classy of him. I'd never heard of him before about a year ago, and I guess I know why, now.
shitting on women seems to be his thing. one of his things.
No. 502065
>>501671screen shot is anyway and post it in the patron thread. just block out the names and color code them kek
poor fatbecca. at least you have ugly sylar and your horses.
No. 502069
>>502068"It almost looks like, you know… cute."
About his haircut. Fucking creep.
No. 502072
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>>501832he actually has man boobs, low testosterone confirmed.
No. 502074
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>>501891come on fam, at least give the girl a screenshot
>how to look like a 10yo who just went through mommys make up No. 502077
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>>501884how it actually turned out when it dried
No. 502080
>>502074It's That Girl Me
2 months ago
Sorry, I know this is meant to be a 'joke' but it appears to be a thinly veiled, cruel jab to someone who's made it clear they're only learning how to do makeup. Lainey isn't obligated to take your 'constructive criticism'. They don't owe anyone that. If they choose to learn on their own, they can, without butthurt people making parody videos. It's sad that you think anyone owes you time of day to take your advice. But, if you're into constructive criticism, your hair cut doesn't suit your face. Your face is a bit too square to pull it off.
>just learning>makes thousands a month off a "learning make up" beauty guru channelok
No. 502096
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>>502089i shouldnt be surprised
>>502092minus any talent
also i would think more mick jagger tbh kek
No. 502114
>>502072Oh my fucking god he has the body of an old man. Holy shit. This is his vegetarian body? Is this man delusional? This must be why Lame and her husband haven’t been having sex lately. Her tits are worn down from breastfeeding for 5 years straight and he looks like an old sick man. They aren’t attracted to each other anymore. Hilarious.
>>502109I haven’t watched this yet, but of course she’s not his manager. He’s too cheap to hire one and he doesn’t think that highly of her, instead she’s his bitch that does everything for him. Even her entire YouTube channel and Patreon is for him. He honestly thinks he’s a big time celebrity that needs all of these employees, but I guess he got tired of paying people in food and water. So he’s looking toward his doormat to help him now.
No. 502116
>>502109Oh my fucking god she was picking and scratching at the spot her sore was at. It’ll be back soon. I don’t know why she always gets so pissed off when people come to her streams and ask her questions about her husband when he’s literally the one that tells those people the shit they are asking. Like he said she manages his business email or whatever. Every time he says some shit on a stream and people come ask her about it she gets pissed/denies it and acts confused as to why people are asking that. Like people aren’t coming up with this you moron, they’re getting it from your husband. Are Lainey and her husband so fucking separated and isolated from one another that they don’t even know what the other is saying on streams and in videos? Like she never knows that he’s saying this shit and she flips out on viewers and then when she does find out that he was the one that says it she says “well, I don’t know. I’m not
smug laugh sooo.
squint and pick at self yeah
mouths lyrics” EVERY. TIME.
No. 502151
>>502144I checked on that too.
I wasnt sure and couldnt remember which of his 8 channels he had uploaded it to. Im assuming it was his main channel since hes only been uploading tired old videos there for the past six weeks. The Sh video is no where to be found.
After all that screeching into his phone and trying to act like the Dom/alpha-male he pretends to be, he pussied out and delelted the LOL I Killed Ang video because hes a scared little boy whos afraid the courts will take the last dollar bill hes holding onto.
No. 502158
>>502115>First of all, my spouse manages my business emails. Laineybot.>But I got an email, or Lainey got an email, because Lainey manages the business.I think the reason he went out of this way to mention this twice in his idiot video is that he's creating some kind of plausible deniability in case things go tits up and he will throw Lainey under the bus in a second.
"I didn't respond to the court summons because my
manager handled things poorly and never showed it to me!!"
Any time anything goes wrong he needs to have people to point the finger at because nothing is ever his fault. Interesting that Lainey is directly contradicting him.
No. 502159
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I dont know a lot about Twitch, but is the view with the eye icon for how many people have watched the video after live streaming. Or is that for how many people were live in his room or in his chat?
He was getting 30-40-50 viewers or views just last week. But his most recent stream he only got 5, damn. That has to hurt his heart.
No. 502202
>I see solutions to extreme problems standing in front of the people who have them, with a big sign, flashing arrows pointing to them, and it screaming to be noticed, and those people just continue to ignore them. They’re not actually looking for the solution that is the most logical, they are looking to live the way they want to, the easiest way, and by living that way their relationships, their job, their future, suffers.
Was just rereading Lainey's gay husband's old blog and this part jumped out at me. He was explaining why he doesn't have any friends. If only he could see his own glaring flaws this clearly.
I wonder why he can't see the obvious, logical solution to his current issues that "most everyone" sees but himself, but he continues to ignore while endlessly jacking off to hentai and playing videogames with teenagers. Kek.
No. 502203
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Does anyone have access to his Patreon? he's got a video up called "please don't worry". Wondered if anyone could share, or transcript?
And damn, he's sounding creepy on twitter again.
No. 502209
>>502203please explain this gross emoji to me
is it a broken :P face cause of your phone or something else?
No. 502210
>>502205thinspo doesn't mean you have an eating disorder lol
just because she wants to make herself seem so ill and smol doesn't mean she's either of those things
No. 502213
Not the anon you responded to, but that’s how that emoji shows up on twitter. Whatever emoji it is.
>>502203So are these ignorant tweets Patreon related or… because I was sure he had said that this was a Patreon Twitter, kek. It’s sad when we can literally say what he’s going to do next because this fool is that repetitive and predictable.
No. 502219
>>502203>Hope you're smilingGuess what? I am. You completely pussed out and took down those videos
after treating us to a majestic spergout at that lawyer.
Those shaking hands while your voice just kept getting higher and higher until it became an unintelligible screeching as you tried your "debate tactics" with a grown man who literally couldn't give a shit was fucking delightful.
The fact that you played the entire exchange to get asspats and moral support from teenage girls and then succumbed to your ex's wishes like the true beta weakling you are? Yes, I am smiling.
No. 502221
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>>502203Patronfag here, he announced that he "has to move out of his house" in this video. The rest of the video was literally him scrolling through pages and pages of demonetized videos on his speaks channel, to a creepy and slowed down version of Gary Jules' "Mad World". There wasn't much else to it.
No. 502241
>>502221Beggars cant be choosers, but would there be a way screencap the video and share? I personally use Tiny Take because its super basic and doesn't bog my laptop down when using it. If the reason for not posting a rip of the patron video is for security reasons, meaning you dont want to risk Laineys gay husband figuring out who you are I respect that. Or if the video was so boring there was no reason to upload a rip of it I understand that too. Id take just a transcript of what was said.
If hes moving out, this is just a continuation of his "downsizing" to maintain the life hes accustomed to. He will continue to downsize until him, Footface, Trot and Clot are all living in his pickup truck in some vacant lot. Keep selling things to live off, instead of getting a job outside the house. I think, deep down, he knows that hes not qualified to do anything but manual labor. Im sure if he wrote up his resume he'd talk himself up to grandiose standards, but all an employer is going to see is
1-Graduated high school
2-Discharged early from the military because of a mental breakdown
3-A semester of college
4-Made shitty 5 minute videos on the internet for the last decade.
Hes only going to get a job that a recent HS grad can get, or someone who got out of jail and has no valid work history.
Him having to move out of his house sort of explains that GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH vid where he dragged the pool table out of his house and fucked up every hall corner and door trim on its way to the garage. But why fuck it up instead of sell it, right? Hes so hard up for cash to live off that pool table could of brought in a few hundred on CL.
No. 502243
>>502213weird. i guess i havent seen whatever it is, but i barely use twitter any more.
i thought it was like… a "crazy" emote or something, so i was legit confused
>>502221sob sob ill have to live in a 4 bdrm house you guys
No. 502244
>>502241theres a patreon anon who rips vids, just be patient
>will be on youtube when they allow it to be monetizedfuck off gay husband
No. 502256
>>502253Great point. I think we all wanted a great tribulation with weeping and gnashing of teeth
but what we're going to get is a slow decline that will take years, but eventually end with him alone and "no one will remember your name"
No. 502257
>>502253I dunno, he’s sill making like 3 grand a month on Patreon (though I still don’t know HOW he has that many fans) which is more than most people make in a month, though definitely not huge mansion levels of income.
I don’t watch lames streams so I don’t know how much she is making on those these days, anyone have an estimate?
THey may have to move to a smaller house, but he still makes enough to not have to get a real job for now. The real fun will begin when his Patreon drops off. Which I sure hope is soon
No. 502259
>>502257I think at least some of his patreon money is from himself. There has been some dodge stuff before like losing a lot of patreons but then the money suddenly leaping up again without a massive increase in patreons.
It's extra stupid when you remember that patreon takes a cut.
No. 502261
>>502259Id believe that. Hes admitted to "sockpuppetery" with that VPN he bought to stuff the online ballot box so that he wouldnt end up being voted as shittest person on the internet. Its not about smart money management with Grugly. He probably fools himself by saying its like taking money out of his left pocket and putting it in his right pocket, same-o-same-o. What he doesnt understand is that on the way over to his right pocket, Patreon takes a pretty big bite out of that dollar bill.
Its all about the public perception. Hes a Patron of Laineys, and Lainey is a Patron of his. He only does that so that others will view him as a wonderful husband that supports his wife. Why not take that cash and take your weirdo wife out on a proper date instead of hiding in your office jerking to loli hentia.
No. 502263
>>502257The thing is, we kind of
are seeing the weeping and and gnashing of teeth. He's been whining for months about losing his income, threatening to kill himself if he can't make videos for teenagers for a living and having pretty frequent rages about how life is super unfair and even his tax software is out to get him.
But yeah, I guess instead of going out with a bang, he's just going to go out with a half-hearted screech and a whimper.
No. 502268
>>502257Isn’t his mortgage like, $2,500? (Yikes)
That’s a huge chunk… plus insurance and utilities… minus the heating bill because you know they never turn that on. Why turn on the heat when you can cover yourself in a vomit encrusted cheap Walmart fleece blanket.
kek
No. 502271
>>501759It looks like her enamel is thinning. A quick Google search (I'm by no means an expert) shows that causes of thinning enamel are aspects of her lifestyle (high stress, excessive soft drink/fruit juice consumption, dry mouth/dehydration, and a diet high in sugar and carbohydrates).
With the history of T's teeth I also wonder how often they brush and floss in the house as well.
No. 502272
>>502271Speaking of stress, knowing how he treats her and how much stress she is constantly under, I worry for her health in the future. It has been six years of living with Onion, taking his shit, and caring for her children almost entirely on her own. Stress can cause serious damage to the human body at high levels for extended periods. We are seeing some of the fall out now with her thinning hair, thinning enamel, dry skin, and frequent cold sore break outs.
I'm seriously concerned for her ten to fifteen years from now. If she leaves him she will still have done a lot of damage to her body. If she stays… I really don't know what could potentially happen to her health.
No. 502273
>>502263They've been actively house hunting since late 2017. This isn't news it's just another way to get his brainwashed patreon's to shell out more pity pennies, although the majority of his highest "donators" have dropped to the $5 p/m option.
>>502259There's a good number of suspect patrons, there's a shitload of them who seem to have the exact same amount of patrons gurg has, I find it very strange that he has patrons who have 1,020-1,036 patrons themselves but no visible media outlets and they disappear regularly, no comments apart from maybe one since he created patreon. Could be real but I think not.
No. 502281
>>502241Transcript and reupload just for you.
>Hi guys, I'm Onision. If you don't know who I am; I've been doing yotube videos professionally as a career. It's been supporting my life for about eleven years now and I have a big announcement for all of you, but that's going to come at the end of this video. First off I want to show you guys something I should of shown you a long time ago. I don't know why I didn't show you this, but it's really important to see whats up. So with out further ado here we go. Enjoy.over dramatic slowed down Gary Jules - Mad World starts to playThe text on the screen reads - This symbol next to a YouTube video means the career YouTuber who made that video makes little to absolutely no money on it. This symbol often suggests that YouTube will promote your videos less. You have to appeal the symbol but if you are not popular enough… …YouTube has stated they will not review the video they blindly placed the symbol on. Get too many of these symbols on your videos? Your career is over. The following are all the videos YouTube has removed ads from on just the OnisionSpeaks channel. Some of the videos are aimed at adults, the majority however are made for most all audiences.
Starts to scroll through the videos for onisonspeaks at 1:14. Most say Review requested, or Not suitable for most advertisers - Confirmed by manual review. Youtube currently is only reviewing videos with at least 1,000 views in the past 7 days. When that video reaches the requirements youtube will manually review and give a final decision. At 5:36 he finally finishes scrolling through all his videos. >Okay, so you know I've been, umm telling the truth this whole time just like I said I was. I don't know why I didn't show you guys that sooner, but I think it sums everything up really well. You know all the people who have been nay saying or the people who only know half the story, have been saying I haven't been completely honest with you guys. That can all be put to rest now that you've seen this video. Now as far as this big announcement, I have to move out of my house. That's the big announcement. We had a lot of good times here and unfortunately what youtube has done to my channels, um it's not reasonable for me to live here anymore so I have to move myself, my spouse. Odd jump cut. Perhaps he mentioned the children but didn't want to chase away the teen puss? It's funny how he comes first in all his wording. Sooo, thank you guys for watching and supporting me and I just wanted to say congratulations to everyone who has trusted me this whole time and that I've been honest. Okay, squeeze. No. 502282
>>502281Thank you. I really appreciate those that transcribe for us because I can't stand him.
If they move into a smaller house I hope this means the kids get to see more of him.
No. 502283
>>502281KEK!
I enjoyed the montage of him scrolling through his shit videos with Mad World slowed down.
Sweet, sweet schadenfreude
No. 502290
>>502281will he still have a super cool basement to chain up teens in??? How can he survive if he doesn't??
I like how we are somehow supposed to pity him because he has to sell his mansion that has triple the amount of rooms than humans living in that house.
No. 502292
>>502281I hope that once he uploads this to one of his public channels a concerned citizen contacts the authorities at tips.fbi.gov about his vendetta against Youtube.
If someone had started the ball rolling sooner by letting Law Enforcement know the warning signs of Nasim Aghdam, then 4 people would not have been shot.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 502296
>>502295both, his voice slowed down
I played with the audio, sped it up and it sounds like his voice just with some tin can echo effect added.
Maybe he was afraid of it getting flagged for him using an artists music.
No. 502299
>>502273>>502259yeahhh, there's no way this guy has 972 patrons with his dead ass channels. aren't there only ever like 10 people on his discord?
that youtube scrolling video is so sad and pathetic. that's the kind of quality content he gives his patrons and subscribers? he literally scrolls w/o comment for 80% of it…
No. 502317
>>502316o i am kekkin
this should be thread's theme while the downfall is happening
No. 502322
>>502320But why did he throw out that pool table if he's selling the house?
Wouldn't it rise the value of property?
No. 502326
>>502281>congratulations to everyone who has trusted me this whole time and that I've been honestT/N:
>everyone who trusted ME isn't a complete idiot, for I am obviously the true and SUPERIOR choice for all MUH RADICAL HONESTEEEEEEEEEEYIn all honesty:
God, he just can't let a day slide without backhandedly complimenting himself by proxy. Also it's so fucking patronizing how he's like "congrats for trusting me! you made the right choice!" A normal person would say "thanks for putting your trust in me, I'll work hard to ensure that in the future" and not this belittling BS.
Also, Mad World. Fucking lol.
No. 502355
>>502337"By the end of this relationship, you could be a dinosaur."
>by the end of this relationshipNice one, gurg.
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>>502355lol, he constatnly mentions "divorce", "end of relationship", "separation"…he just can't help himself
No. 502357
>>502345Manual labor jobs or jobs you can find through temp agencies generally don’t give a shit about stuff like that. Convicted felons can find those kinds of jobs.
But Onion is way too lazy and self important to ever work jobs like that.
No. 502363
>>502345Not any decent job. The job market here is tough, he is in his thirties with barely any real world job-relevant experience and it's often difficult to get your foot in the door in a new career unless you know someone that's willing to put in a goid word for you. Since he's alienated nearly everyone except for teenagers I don't see that happening.
Even if he was to land an entry level job somewhere there's no way he wouldn't either get fired during training for being a complete retard who can't take instructions without debating about them because he "knows better", or ragequitting within a week because he's a lazy, arrogant fuck who can't handle the tiniest bit of critism.
Jesus. Can you imagine being his boss and having to do a performance evaluation with him? He would argue
every point and blame his coworkers instead of working on his job skills. Toxic people like him get weeded out of the workforce pretty quickly.
No. 502370
>>502241He'll probably complain that he's being forced by YouTube to sell his house at way less than it's worth because he has to do it in a hurry. But he won't mention that he fucked up the trim, it's a filthy shithole and there's a busted up pool table sitting in his yard. Because I guarantee you that he won't be bothered to spend any money or effort trying to make the house marketable.
I pity the real estate agent who has the misfortune to work with this idiot. They'll offer helpful suggestions to get top dollar and he'll "debate" every one because he knows better.
No. 502376
>>502356I'm calling it now: When they eventually divorce, Lainey's gay husband will make a play for spousal support. He will claim that he deserves alimony because it's UNFAIR that he she makes more money when
he was the one who encouraged her to be a YouTuber and taught her how to do it. Also she used HIS equipment and supported her financially at first (nevermind that she was a teenager!) so he's entitled to her money now.
I know it sounds outlandish after all the screeching he did about having to pay alimony to ex, but with all the hypocrisy I've witnessed over the years and his bizarre sense of "logic" I think I'd be more surprised if he didn't do this.
No. 502391
>>502263>But yeah, I guess instead of going out with a bang, he's just going to go out with a half-hearted screech and a whimper.He has guns, he could still go out with a bang.
I'm not sorry for this tasteless joke toward a man who gets paid thousands to do the same.
No. 502401
>>502398seen by laineys dad
also she was like 17 wasnt she
No. 502405
>>502398It’s probably just a piece of paper that says ”lainey no greg money”
Signed by both of them, of course
No. 502436
Tinfoil but how much do you guys wanna bet when they move they get rid of their dogs? Maybe not Dobs but Leelu and Caterpie, will probably be going. If they are struggling now with Lainey, her husband, their 2 kids and 3 dogs, there’s no way they’ll take all 3 dogs. Not if Lainey’s husband is selling his shit to get by. Of course they’ll blame it on YouTube and his patrons not giving them more money, but I definitely see them letting at least those 2 dogs go.
Also, I don’t think Lainey’s husband will bother with the house that his mom lives in because it’s so small and gross. He couldn’t wait to get out of it and he knew no one would want to buy it from him. Also, as for selling the house they live in now, he won’t be able to. At least not with the damage they’ve caused. He can rent it out, but if he ever wants to sell it he’s in trouble. When you are in the process of purchasing a house, someone from the bank has to come and appraise it. They’ll tell you how much it’s worth and they won’t allow the owner to sell it to you until they get whatever it is the house needs done fixed. For instance, my mother just bought a house and wasn’t allowed to until the owner got the roof redone. So the owner had to pay for the roof to be worked on completely. So, someone from a bank will go into the Onions house, appraise it, tell the buyers how much it’s worth and what needs to be done before they can buy the house. So if he ever wants to sell it, he’s going to have to put a lot of money into fixing whatever needs fixed. So, basically he’s stuck with that house unless he can sell it to someone who maybe wants to fix it up themselves, but I think it still needs to be appraised. So he’s screwed himself because now he’s paying mortgage on that house plus rent on another? How will getting a smaller house help him cost-wise?
No. 502467
>>502459Actually is really common for men to have UTI's especially if it's developed in the kidneys
But if he had UTIs so often he has to take cranberry juice almost everyday it can be cause because he mastubartes very often with the hands dirty or he doesn't wash properly his tiny dick or he cant stop irritated the urethra
No. 502494
>>502486>>502468KEK
Ho does one who takes more than one shower a day not clean their tiny pecker atleast once ?
Is it just so small that its " out of sight, out of mind ", so like if he can't see it he doesn't clean it. Geezus, I could only imagine how dirty his arse is too, and the nasty poopskids Lainey has to scrub out of his undies.
No. 502498
>>502494tinfoil: laineys gay husband doesnt wipe his ass and considers doing so homosexual
yes this is apparently a real thing (some) men do???????
No. 502500
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>>502456My husband and I make around a fifth of that, have our house paid off and our retirement is set. There is no excuse for him to be whining about financial difficulties. If you make good money and live within your means, pay the taxes you
owe when they are due, and plan for the unforseen circumstances that life throws everyone you can still be ok. I'm not saying this to gloat, I just wanted to add some perspective because I think it's absolutely insane that he's made a significantly larger amount of money over the last decade, yet is worse off because of his consistently poor decisions.
When times were flush, instead of spending like a drunken sailor and buying cars he didn't need (that lose their value) he could have easily invested in a number of things to ride out the lean times. He's just so arrogant and shortsighted that it never occurred to him the river of money could possibly dry up.
It reminds me of the old
Ant and Grasshopper fable. He blows all his money, and instead of being industrious and planning for the winter, he begs hardworking ants for handouts and gets angry when he's refused. Except this fable has 1000% more hentai in it.
No. 502508
>>502443The comments are hilarious. A lot fewer sycophants are fawning over him than usual and people are really calling him out on this ridiculous story. It's truly heartening.
I know this video was discussed thoroughly when it was leaked, but someone brought up a great point in the comments. If he has such frequent UTIs, why wouldn't he just mention this to the big dumb evil lady doctor straight away? I mean I get sinus infections a lot, so when I suspect I might have one I don't just go to the Dr., point to my face and tell him "MUH NOSE HURTZ!!" and let him try to figure it out for fuck's sake.
It's a small thing in a long list of reasons this story doesn't add up, but it does nicely point out what a complete and utter retard he is.
No. 502529
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Could the reason hes getting uti's is because hes secretly sounding?
And knowing gay husband he probably doesnt buy a proper sounding toy and just uses whatevers around the house, sneaks it into his office and starts shoving it into his urethra like hes trying to snake a sink drain.
No. 502530
>>502529Anon for the love of god have mercy on us
The mental picture jfc
No. 502544
>>502535So what you're saying is Onion has dick cheese and Lainey probably does too?
Hold on while I gouge my eyes out
No. 502559
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Did gay husbando piss himself during this video?
No. 502562
>>502559Holy shit thats fucking disgusting.
Grease is actually going to need those adult diapers.
No. 502585
>>502559Don't hate me b/c I want to believe this manchild actually pissed himself, but I can't see anything? Is it the shadow on his crotch? Couldn't just be lighting?
I'm genuinely confused here.
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>>502586>>502589Oh ya know just some shirtless screetching late at night. Just an exaggeration of his norm I'm sure. J/k it's creepy af.
You can see the moments on younow if you dare, please turn down the volume in advance!
https://www.younow.com/Onision/channel No. 502600
>>502597Ah, yes. Muh vegetarian bodaaaaaay.
Look at his skinny little arms and the gut protruding under the table.
No. 502601
>>502211>>502215
>she has literally saidOut the window, she's been trying to play that narrative for awhile. She's at a healthy weight and the only malnutrition she has is from processed tofu turkey onion buys from whole foods.
The
desire to be any of those things merely means she is an attention whore as usual. there is nothing on tumblr she doesn't try emulating (see transtrender phase)
No. 502602
>>502599He's most likely faking it. It's still terrifying.
Turn down the volume.
No. 502603
>>502601This. Especially girls make up shit all the time about how they're ~so sick~. Don't know how many girls I know who claim they're ~critically anaemic~ when they're really fucking fine.
She's not underweight and I really doubt there's anything wrong than slight Vitamin D deficiency. Nothing a healthy diet and some fresh air won't fix.
No. 502604
>>502602what… the fuck…
If he's doing this for attention, he's just fucking sick. Does he think it's funny to act like a retard? What's next, is he gonna pull out "no u" or "ur mom so fat" jokes in an attempt to pander to his 12-yo audience?
No. 502605
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One of the onioncord fags tweeted about it. He, of course, liked and retweeted it. He's faking it.
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And everyone poo-poo'd my theory that gay husband is demonically possessed, and his past fame was a deal with the devil.
Congratulations to everyone who has trusted me this whole time and that I've been honest and right about his demon possession.
No. 502612
>>502610>skid marks on their husband's side of the bed.WTF!?
I dont think Ive heard those discussions before. Are you sure you're not projecting? Things that happen to you dont happen to everyone.
btw- how do you get shit stains on your bedsheets? is there so much shit in the underpants that it wicks/leaks through and gets on the sheets?
No. 502614
>>502612That's pretty exaggerated. Sounds like something a gf would ask on r/askreddit lmaoooo
Sometimes you don't wipe properly. It happens, but it shouldn't happen constantly. If it happens constantly, you're either an unhygienic fuck or there's something wrong with your body.
No. 502632
>>502629I don't know what everyone is freaking out about.
He thinks he's funny. He's been screaming/spazzing in lieu of punchlines or jokes for years. This is the same shtick but he's just upping it to be "funnier" because his channels are dead.
No. 502637
>>502609Remember GEWDLA? Yeah…. I didn't forget either.
No but seriously, that was disturbing. I'm going to have nightmares now, thanks, lainey's husband.
No. 502638
>>502627I
really hope some of those people are farmers but sadly a lot of them are genuine.
>>502631I think those are moles that what he has going on by his hairline.
No. 502640
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>>500325Are these their next rings for when their lil silicon rings snap from wear and tear?
No. 502662
>>502356Is she putting on that makeup unironically?
Reminds me of "Younique" reps.
No. 502667
>>502658but anons remember, greg in videos in totally waaaay different that daddy homebody greg outside of videos.
this is a human entering into their early mid age with two children who thinks this is decent enough to attach to their face, their spouses face, childrens face. omg
No. 502672
>>502665Omg. Their interaction at 6:05 makes me so uncomfortable. How she flinches every time he touches her…. jesus. I had to watch it on mute, what is he yelling about?
I think, he thinks that he's acting, but he's really just being an insane person. Imagine if he was holding a gun in that scene. I'd fuckin run.
No. 502676
>>502523he probably likes dry sex because his dick is too small to feel the vagina otherwise.
>>502559so much for not sweating, onion. why don't you slap some deodorant on your giant old man balls?
No. 502681
>>502602Well we all know by now none of his "comedy" is original . He's been doing awful impressions of Jim Carrey for years and when that fails he relies on being loud.
He's probably been watching old idubbbz and Poodiepie videos to figure out why they keep gaining subscribers. He's either trying to have his own "I'M GAAAAY" moment or watched those recent vids where Pewds screeches as he jumps out of his cupboard. The problem is Lainey's gay husband isn't at all funny, and try-hards are painful to watch so he'll never successfully pull off any of this shit.
No. 502682
>>502665What the fuck was that. It wasn't good, clever or even remotely entertaining. It was literally like hearing my 8 year old nephew "freestlyle" for an hour about nonsense.
Every time I think he can't get more embarrassing, he proves me wrong. I also love that the only rap acts he can come up with to refer to are Run DMC and Vanilla Ice. Really relating to your teen fans there, Onion.
No. 502688
>>502687>>502665This kind of reminds me of his videos with Skye.
Also since when do they have a Toyota?
No. 502689
>>502356this fucking picture never fails to destroy my sides,
all hail our mother of podology
No. 502691
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>>502665Lamp is lookin like Dave Strider in this video.
No. 502699
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It's great how it was recently mentioned here that he has man boobs and then he posts his muh vegetarian body, flexed to the point he looks like he's about to combust. Take a breath LGH
No. 502700
>>502687are they in the garage? Is that all old clothes on the floor?
God they live in such a sty.
No. 502711
>>502602>He's most likely faking it. It's still terrifying. faking what? what is it supposed to be?
>>502647i don't think mental break downs look like this lol
No. 502715
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>>502712Anon, he is possessed. Possessed by incurable stupidity that is.
No. 502717
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>>502711>faking what? what is it supposed to be?A mental break?
It's obvious he's doing it for drama/attention.
No. 502741
>>502699if you look closely in that little mirror, you see what i’m guessing is lainey’s glasses.
she just leaves them on the sink counter and not even in a case? no wonder she needs new glasses constantly, she can’t even take care of them properly
No. 502743
>>502668I have to disagree, anon. She looks like a MtF instead of FtM. She looked best in my opinion a few years ago when she was a healthier looking woman. She has a nice enough body when she was still active and her face didn't look so long with a better haircut. Her makeup was still crap, but she wore so much less of it that at least she didn't look like a clown.
She's genuinely frightening now, not from the transition, but because she looks like a corpse.
No. 502753
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>>502699We can all see you sucking in your gut, LGH.
No. 502763
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If anyone remembers when Taylor's google review account was found last thread, it seems they have been looking at several different dealerships for over a year?
Link to her reviews here:
https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/100104688035921845092/reviews/@47.256697,-122.8549665,10z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1?hl=en-US No. 502768
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>>502763It seems like they're downgrading everything. Of course he's kicking and crying all the way but apparently they're running out of options. It was mentioned in discord that they sold the second Tesla and got a new Toyota yesterday.
No. 502769
>>502766I agree, they definitely dispel the perception that Lainey is some naive fragile smol immature bean.
She is very clearly a 23 year old woman with a husband, mortgage and two children. A mom, a wife. She just doesn't really convey that online.
No. 502775
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No. 502789
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>>502777Hope she gets a pterodactyl, it matches with her face shape.
No. 502863
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>>502859why is there a microwave in what looks like a carpeted bedroom in their house? sitting on top of a clothes dresser…
the onions are living like vagrants in their own half million dollar 5+ bedroom home.
No. 502866
>>502859she cleans it with a dishsoap? is that ok?
i only use my fingers, so i don't know for sure, but i don't think putting a detergent filled sponge on your face is ok
No. 502870
>>502863g r e y g a r d e n s
can aldiii please make an ~agender space prince~ edie video?
plainey has a damn guest suite in her basement… complete with cancer-giving microwave that her gay husband hates.
No. 502871
>>502859Lainey's really not a thinker. Most people doing this are putting it in mugs or cups, things with some depth to them and she just uses this little bowl. Then her dumb ass goes and squeezes it fresh out of the microwave. I know it's for a video but tongs would've been very helpful there. Dumbass.
>>502866Yes. A lot of people recommend cleansing makeup brushes with dishwashing liquid but if you use too much it can be drying and strip the hairs so you need something to condition them. For a sponge it should be fine, though.
No. 502906
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Jesus Christ. How many times is he going to ask this? I've never seen a grown adult in their 30's need so many asspats and constant reassurance.
It actually makes me feel bad for Lainey, because you just know he's the kind of annoying fuck who will empty the dishwasher once and then demand you shower him with praise for a week.
He followed that poll with another post about how good that made him feel and that it made him feel like he "belongs". If you're a grown man needs to to beg teen girls to tell you that you belong, it's time to take a hard look at your life.
No. 502926
>>502902How much do you want to bet her new profile didn't make any mention of the fact that she has children or a middle-aged husband who will immediately try and horn in and manipulate the situation to his advantage.
I don't know why Tinder banned her, but thank god they did. No one deserves that kind of nonsense in their lives.
No. 502931
>>502924The whole crowing about "helping" thing is so sick. It's just a justification for his relentless and pathological need to tear others down. "I'm not bad, I HELP people!"
People that actually have good intentions and truly want to help don't need to constantly remind people of that. The people that are worthy of admiration let their actions do the speaking for them.
Take Shane for example, he's not perfect but he does nice things for people and tries to lift up other YouTubers while remaining humble. Lainey's gay husband on the other hand uses his "generosity" only when it benefits him and then throws it in people's faces.
No wonder he has no friends.
No. 502936
>>502771Just waiting for the inevitable "Youtube is destroying my life" after getting a ticket for driving with a phone in his hand.
Poor Onions, forced to get pleb cars because YouTube hates Lainey's gay husband.
No. 502941
>>502925Shiloh said she got frequent UTI's because Onion didn't want to stop humping her all the time
She said Grug was kind of rough and hurt her during intercourse
No. 502943
File: 1523223604735.png (1.88 MB, 1248x2655, laineysgonnabealright.png)
I made something :^)
No. 502945
>>502936IF YOUTUBE HADNT DEMONITIZED MY VIDEOS I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO VLOG WHILE DRIVING!!!
I'm lovin' this slow burn of grundle onionson.
No. 502958
>>502939I actually can easily see him being one of those "I KNOW MUH RIGHTS" idiots. I'm frankly a bit surprised he hasn't tried this before.
I guess it's because he rarely leaves his filthy mansion.
Semi-related: have y'all seen Lainey's video about them doing their own prom? Ofc it's going to be in their house and when someone asked if they'll invite friends, she sadly said she doesn't have any. Also she's already stressing about finding a suit that will fit her smol precious body. I'd upload if I could, it's on the Blargh I think. It's worth a watch just for the keks if someone can mirror here.
No. 502962
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>>502699This hasn’t to be the most embarrsssing pic he’s ever posted. The strain on his face is pathetic. He’s flexing every muscle as hard as he can and you can still see his dough boy physique.
No. 502964
>>502777Imagine when she's 70 and has to explain the significance of these tattoos and what YouNow was.
"I used to be a mildly successful internet streamer because your grandfather was a retard and people enjoyed snickering at me as I changed my gender daily while shoveling makeup on and picking at herpes sores. It was a different time, honey."
No. 502969
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>>502960She says that her husband never went to prom but isn’t pic related his prom picture?
No. 502986
>>502966Also in one of her hair dye videos, i think when she dye her hair jade. The first time she sponsor that brand.
I read in one of the comments of The blargh, Lainey's account was deleted because she was talking with underage girls
Anyone know how true is that?
No. 502992
>>502982he looked like shit at both wedding, dont expect different from high school formals.
also i dont think its a sweater, just a long sleeved shirt.
No. 502993
>>502699He has the torso of a midget.
He's straining so hard that his face is turning more red than usual haha what a loser.
No. 503002
>>502986You have to be 18 to join Tinder so if there were underaged girls they had to lie about their age, and they would get kicked, not Lainey.
Sounds like bs someone made up.
No. 503006
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>>502960Her talking about her music tastes is just a reminder of how basic she really is, even though she constantly shoves the notion down everyone's throats that she is super unique. It's sad, really.
No. 503019
>>502960She wants her lazy fuck of a husband to pull off an elaborate promposal. She's dreaming if she expects anything fancier than him screeching and ripping his shirt off to reveal "PROM?" smeared in ketchup across his flabby gut.
Also she's so pitifully excited about this when it's just an overused video idea that even Social Repose and Jaclyn have done. It's not romantic, it's just that they can't think of any original ideas and she's starved for affection as her gay husband jerks off in his room all day.
No. 503053
>>502687Poor Lainey my ass.
She is laughing. For some reason, she thinks this cringy old dude is funny.
It's been said before, but she really is a lost cause.
No. 503076
>>503019On the positive side, this will give her plenty of opportunities to complain to her young viewers about how she can't find any prom suits that will work for her teensy unique body. She already moaned that she'll have to shop in the "boy's section".
Just think of all the mileage she'll squeeze out of this as she whines about the trauma of shopping while picking at her face and rocking back and forth. She better invest in more concealer, her face will be one giant scab by "prom" night.
No. 503079
>>503075Just a reminder that this retard is in his 30's and chose to do this rather than spend time with his children. He actually believes this qualifies as comedy.
For once I actually agree with him. He is a giant, shit-covered baby.
No. 503091
>>503085Two senarios-
She traded in her Tesla for the Toyota and got a bunch of cash back that they can use to pay bills or the impending tax fine.
She was leasing the Tesla and they just turned it in at a loss and got the Toyota. So now her monthly car payments(leasing) are a whole lot less.
No. 503096
>>503075I’m sure all of his exes see this and think “thank god it isn’t me” in Lainey’s shoes.
I’m sorry, but even if you “love” someone, this would get annoying really fucking fast. How can Lainey stand this? I mean this guy is loud and obnoxious 24/7, this makes it clear just how large their house is if Lainey and the kids can’t hear him and it’s THEM disrupting HIM.
No. 503104
>>503080I think must know he royally fucked up. He's getting called out mercilessly in his comments section for his ridiculous hissy fit at his ex's manager and recording him w/o permission, and also for showing hentai to his underage patrons.
He is desperately trying to distract everyone with this retarded nonsense, hoping they'll forget he's a pent up and angry narcissist, and just see him as a wacky, outrageous, fun person. This is not how honest adults behave.
No. 503116
>>503112OMG LOL!
Plaster the "YouTube" logo onto the gun
or have the words "YouTube killed me" scrolling on the screen.
Then send this video to the feds with links to all his videos where he blames YouTube for ruining his life.
Lets get this FBI investigation rolling,
No. 503118
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>>503112Fucking amazing anon! Beautiful work
Also he put this on his laineysgayhusbandspeaks channel earlier.
No. 503131
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>>503116Here you go, Anon-chan
No. 503132
>>503075His hair just continues to get sadder and sadder.
>>503131This is sweet revenge.
No. 503141
>>503132Can’t see the videos, I don’t think they work on mobile?
Care to explain what they are?
No. 503146
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>>503118just hurry up and get it over with, you enormous embarrassment
No. 503152
>>502665I don't know if I've ever cringed this hard in my life. This was painful.
Also, why won't Lainey remove the UV protection sticker from her sunglasses? It was there in the Landon video too.
No. 503162
>>503152Maybe she plans on returning them later.
"I never even used them! Look the sticker is even still on them!"
No. 503169
>>503118He's so transparent for his need of asspats, this second hand embarrassment is truly uncomfortable kek.
>Melodramatic non sequitur about going crazy>SAY YOU LOVE MY VIDEOS>No negative optionHe seriously does this at least once a day, shouting into the void where 95% of comments are hate. No wonder Plain's life force is gone, she needs to support his sensitive baby ego.
No. 503183
>>503116
>Let's get this FBI investigation rolling.This is the type of shit that makes his fans stand behind him and makes him look like the victim. The FBI won't find anything that makes him a credible threat since he doesn't even own/like guns and you're just wasting time sending them to someone you know isn't going to actually go on some shooting spree and make him look like he's being attacked by "haters" on line. Just like when people called CPS, animal protection, and the local police numerous times.
The same for the anons that seem obsessed with trying to get his Twitch account banned. Why? He isn't making hardly anything off twitch and all that's doing is trying to stop any possible inflowing milk and making him the victim he desperately wants to be.
Can we quit trying to interfere with everything and just enjoy any little milk we get?
No. 503190
>>503183He owns multiple guns… Where have you been?
Not to encourage infighting, but - this video is a huge red flag, regardless of whether he would actually commit an act of violence. The video shows him suiting up in a bulletproof vest, army fatigues and literally cocking a gun after YouTube demonetized so many of his videos. It's
problematic, to say the least. I'm not suggesting anyone should contact law enforcement about it, but if it happened to fall into their hands, I wouldn't be surprised if Onionboi was paid a little visit by the authorities. This is exactly the kind of shit that agencies like the NSA is looking for - exactly the kind of shit that, if Onion really did anything crazy, the world would look back on this video and say "why didn't anyone heed the warning signs?"
No. 503193
So I've been watching his freak out videos and noticed a few things. In the first one, all the posters are on the wall. They haven't been disturbed. In the second, it looks like they were being taken down or ripped down (some might have been taped to other posters so not sure which.)
Most of the shit he does is just making random noises. For some reason, the clicking thing really freaks me out. But I've been able to make out a few more words from his insane, incoherent animalistic guttural noises.
He says "I'm a baby" and "mommy" over and over which we've established. But I think another thing he is saying is "Don't blame me."
Now, if you've been watching him for a while you know that he tries to play shit off as he's doing things "just 'cause" Like for example, the STD test video being a part of the continued jabs (dutteh house, etc) at A, not just because he felt like it. There are countless examples.
I just hope this isn't a reference to something that happened with Lainey and she and the kids are ok. Maybe I'm overreacting and he's just being an idiot. With him, he plays dumb so well sometimes you can't tell.
As far as I can tell, the house isn't even for sale (yet?). I'm not really well-versed with real estate stuff so maybe someone who is can double check that.
No. 503210
>>503209Honestly, I think he loves himself so much I doubt he will and has ever ACTUALLY attempted suicide. I believe he's threatened to do it to get attention and to look like the victim (like when he was in the army).
Nothing is ever his fault in his mind so why would he want to kill himself? I'm more worried about his kids and his pets. He's already killed a turtle and a friends dog.
No. 503211
>>503193Lame's gay husband is just being an idiot for attention. Other YN personalities are behaving in ridiculous ways to get drama channels to talk about them. It's the same ol' ploy he's tried countless times before, getting people to speculate on his mental health. It's so exaggerated, inconsistent, and "too aware" in comparison to how actually insane people behave, though, that it's unbelievable. Truly mentally broken people or people out of touch aren't aware of it enough to openly advertise/capitalize on it. Lame's gay twink-wannabe has been out of touch in the past, unknowingly, with his past relationships, and his apparent lack of awareness made it believable. He's trying too hard, which, although desperate, is deliberate. Nothing to read into. He knows that people think he has mommy issues or whatever, so he's playing all of that up.
Ultimately, he wants people to worry/hope that he's going mental so people will tune into his otherwise boring YN streams. No real milk here, tbh.
No. 503215
>>503193Ew that is creepy as hell, anon. It’s really creepy that he always says “I’m a baby” and shit… like he’s imitating his kids or something. Idk if he does another younow stream tonight, he’s being a really big weirdo. Maybe each stream he says something different and he’s trying to be one of those people that have “codes” in their videos/streams before they do something.
>>503210Can we stop with the “he killed a turtle!” bullshit. My god a turtle is not even remotely close to a human child and he didn’t even purposely kill it. He’s just fucking stupid. The guy is actually stupid enough to think he’s protecting a creature by putting it in a box and forgetting it needs air. It sounds so stupid when people say he killed a turtle. You act like he tortured it or threw it at a driving by car. Get real.
No. 503220
>>503215hence why I mentioned the friend's dog incident.
In all, I do agree with
>>503211 Do I think he's going to hurt his family, probably not. IF he was going thru an actual mental breakdown (which we all know isn't happening, this is just his pathetic attempt to get attention) then I wouldn't be concerned for his safety, I'd be worried about the children and animals in his care.
No. 503261
>>503193Was the second video filmed in the room with the anime wall? I'm gonna be so sad if he tore it all down, it was glorious.
I wonder if he is in fact posting these videos to appear too insane to be prosecuted… Since he claims his occupation is a "youtube actor", and probably wouldn't be acting like that in court, I don't think a judge would believe it.
Hey, maybe covering himself in fake blood and yelling "I'm a baby" is just his way of letting off steam after a hard day's work.
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just found this.
No. 503277
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>>503268Huh….
Could this potentially be money laundering? These are the only results on google.
No. 503290
>>503285Don’t believe it until you see it.
I don’t think he sell his house right now because it would be a loss due to the market. If he does move perhaps it means he is renting his house out. I really don’t see why he just doesn’t rent his back guesthouse. He is so stupid, he could be getting at the least a grand a month, up to 2000. He must not be that hard up imo.
No. 503296
>>503215Lol why are you so bothered by people saying he killed a turtle? He did. Accidentally killing an animal by extreme negligence/carelessness is still killing an animal and would still indicate that someone has empathy issues.
I don't think he'd go out of his way to kill his dogs now, but I don't really think he cares whether they live or die. If left entirely under his care, they'd probably die or get extremely sick from negligence. Or he'd just sell them or abandon them somewhere. He doesn't seem to have much of an emotional attachment to animals at all.
Granted, I think it's too extreme to say he'd be that sociopathic with his children. But that won't happen cause even if he somehow was the only one in charge of them, he'd hire someone to raise the kids before ever doing any childrearing himself. He does seem to feel an emotional attachment to them, but probably only bc as a narcissist he views them as an extension of himself.
No. 503299
>>503292Alexandre not Alexander.
>>503295It's a huge office building. (Google Street View)
>>503296Also, the chicken. It kicked the bucket due to … fowl play.
…
Maybe we underestimated Onion and he's been plotting his Plan B the whole time.
…wait. I just remembered who I was talking about. Never mind.
No. 503307
>>503215>implying leaving a turtle under a plastic box to slowly cook/suffocate in the hot sun isn't torture K
the dude clearly has issues. not saying he'd leave his kids to die but he sure as fuck NEVER watches or interacts with them (straight from Lame's mouth). The kids would absolutely be neglected if Lame wasn't there to take care of them. LGH's idea of interacting with the kids is giving them a loaf of bread and shoving them out of the camera while he's getting his mongoloid head dyed.
No. 503312
>>503268>>503277If we're going to throw on some tinfoil for a moment…
This could be a massive fraud attempt by 'Ol Onion the Waterhead. It's not uncommon at all for rich people in tax issues with the IRS to create shell companies (registered businesses that exist in name only and don't actually function) so they can dump the assets they don't want to be seized by the government into. Anyone can do this, actually. Pulling it off successfully is the hard part.
We could be seeing what he meant by saying he "outsmarted" the IRS. Not the case really. If true, he only brained his behind bars for fifteen to twenty years.
No. 503319
>>503309what else shell we talk about? do you think it's a turtley awesome topic or a turtle disaster? did this conversation tortoise nothing?
>>503314All I know is all he had for the Onision name was a trademark (not a "business") and he let the trademark lapse and I totally agree with everything else you said. It is the most likely scenario, I think.
No. 503323
>>503308Bless you, Anon.
I cannot believe he actually whined to his patrons that he is "panicking about survival" when he still lives in a mansion and took a bunch of the proceeds from his
Tesla to buy a new Toyota. Oh and he mentioned he just got back from Panera Bread with lunch.
When my husband and I were struggling financially we had to share a used piece of shit car and had to make choices like whether to pay the electric or get groceries. What a manipulative fuck.
No. 503324
>>503219This squid ink analogy is spot on. He's feeling the heat and instead of being honest and handling his shit, he's trying to distract everyone by acting like a retard and covering himself with goo.
This might work on pre-teens, but it doesn't work in the real world with adults. The IRS still needs it's money and a judge won't fall for this shit.
No. 503330
>>503308Kek. The pool table is STILL just sitting in his yard for fuck's sake. He said it's "gonna stay there for a while".
What a lazy piece of shit. Nothing improves the value of your house more than a busted up old pool table sitting in the yard.
No. 503345
>>503310its all a bunch of giggling girls
theyre so in love with him
No. 503347
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Anyone know who this is?
No. 503352
>>503193It reminded me so much of the weird mocking shit he did (assumedly from his own kids) in the diaper video.
Unhinged doesn’t even begin to cover it.
No. 503354
>>503310Right? And he clearly doesn't give a shit about them, he spent the entire time whining about his financial issues, that mean manager and how YouTube is demonitizing all his UhOhBro vids.
Don't they get tired of this? Does he ever ask them about their lives? I thought they were paying to have a "conversation" not just get a rundown of his shitty life.
No. 503355
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>>503347>>503348>>503351just another transboi that lainey fetishizes.
No. 503356
>>503351>>503355he looks better than taylor ever will
boy or girl
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>>503355Seems to be
-in a relationship
-proud weed user
No. 503367
>>503366High chance he is being manipulative with his words. Saying "after every time" when it was just one time to act like shes so obsessed with him. Saying shiloh doesn't leave them alone when hes the one posting videos with her up again sparking the response from her manager, etc.
And yeah lameo is a shithead to anyone who tries to support her. Always runs to onion to show him "laugh" at the person so she can be his good little obedient girl.
No. 503371
>>503366If that's actually true and not something Lainey's gay husband made up, I don't see how that's supposed to make
her look bad.
It's actually a pretty kind thing to do given the circumstances and Lainey's a huge asshole for mocking her because of it. There will be a time when Lainey actually does need support, especially from someone who has been there and she will have burned all her bridges. I would think testimony from Greg's exes might come in handy during child custody hearings.
No. 503372
>>503369They can't be bothered to clean their house or unclog their own drains, can you imagine if a plumbing issue came up? Landlords have actual responsibilities and tenants have a right to safe living conditions.
Renting out part of their property would have disaster written all over it.
No. 503374
>>503355I bet shes back to her "i dont know my identity maybe i do identify more as a boy!!" shit so she can message all these transboys for advice so she can get them to be her friends and give her attention. When she started her agender shit, it was because she was following a ton of agender twitter people and thought they were cool, so she joined in on it too. Her agender stuff probably got stale for her.
She always always skincrawls anyone she sees gets attention for something and suddenly wants it too. But then she copies too much different shit that it starts making no sense. She wants to be agender and bisexual because of twitter/tumblr people, started stating her daddy kink when it was also the trendy kink on tumblr, then she also was interested more with DDLG and wearing toddler clothes because of people like binkieprincess, then she wants to be a beauty makeup/hair youtuber because of billie, and now shes hovering over transboy/demiboy shit. So she wants to have no gender, be her daddy's little submissive girl, wear childish girly shit like lisa frank, wear enormous amounts of feminine makeup 24/7, and identify as a boy while being like ~so gay~ but only ever truly liking/dating a dude that is her husband. Literally makes zero sense together. I also forgot her obsession with stating she has anxiety. Also hugely popular thing to mention for attention, and that was literally 100% of what she talked about before her gender stuff.
No. 503375
>>503371I mean lainey was "that fan" that lied to her gay husband about shiloh cheating when the fact was that they broke up and shiloh moved on way faster than him.
laineys a cunt through and through and I'll be laughing during divorcegate. Shiloh needs to remember that lainey was the one that fucked her over and made greaseball chase her and send fans after her for fucking years all because she wanted to be the one bent over taking it dry doggy style in a hotel room.
lainey is a slutty lying nasty bitch fuck her.
No. 503376
>>503364Don't watch this, it's horrendously cringy. It's the results of his sister's saliva test.
Results:
>42% Irish>36% Scandinavian>10% BritishBonus: He seems to fail to recognise one of the pictures he looks up of a British person is just Trump's face photoshopped onto the queen.
No. 503381
>>503371Lol she and him are so narcissistic they think everything someone does is a way to get at them. I totally believe both her and greg think the only reason she could be contacting lameo is to get to greg and steal him back! She must be obsessed and still in love with him! I like how she constantly laughed at anyone who gives her support, but then during the billie weed breakup had the infamous "WHERE IS MY SUPPORT/SYMPATHY??" line. You cant have it both ways lameo.
>>503376So hes 100% white. Shocking!
No. 503397
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she reacts to his touch the same way a beaten woman does
even when he just whips at her with an imaginary weapon she winces and cowers
No. 503401
>>503397yeah… hard as it is to feel bad for her in general, this is definitely not a normal reaction.
whether he hits her or not, I haven't a clue, but her reactions to him are certainly suspect.
No. 503402
>>503397I’m not being a WK for either of these retards but Lainey might just naturally be a jumpy person if someone gets too up into her space.
I’m the same way, even with guys I’m into, and I’ve never been abused lol.
But it is Onion, so who knows.
No. 503410
>>503402He made that "whipping motion" from 6 or 7 feet away. Thats far from a someones "personal space"
From 2 yards away she still flinches when he just makes the motion of hitting her. I wonder what he whips her with in the bedroom, my guess is his belt (with the buckle)
No. 503437
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Grunk is replying to almost every hate comment on his new video. I grabbed some screen shots- at least 8 different ones he's commented on. I don't want to spam so I'll just post a few and you guys can tell me if you want more.
No. 503448
File: 1523333237761.png (1.39 MB, 1747x973, sensitivemuch.PNG)
Looks like Gurg is butthurt about drama channels recording his livestreams.
No. 503450
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samefag but it seems like he's getting really butthurt about the haters
No. 503456
>>503450isnt that ur entire platform?
attacked skye, sh, billie, cyr, socialrepose, Jaclyn glenn, eugenia cooney, blair white. shouldnt u kill urself "Mr. Technical"
Btw the only ppl who use year old selfies are insecure aging fatties but whatever
No. 503457
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>>503450It's not being negative, it's honesty.
Also,
>suicide encouragement No. 503460
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>>503450these replies tho wew lad
No. 503461
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>>503452>>503456>>503458>>503459Greg is different because he gets money to bully people.
No. 503462
>>503461wasn't it YouTube or death for him?
viewers, subs… dwindling…
something or other about cancer, LGH
No. 503470
>>503461Lugg's homohusbando knows he can't likeable, so he's relying (desperately) on "hate watchers" with his new autist livestream sessions,
triggering dem "shadow fans" in the comment section, and steering away people watching reuploaded livestream sessions so that they tune into the actual recording because he needs the money. He's losing his house, the IRS should come to a head soon, and he'll be damned if he has to sacrifice even a little of his comfort for upper middle class lifestyle.
This is his pattern whenever things get desperate and he needs views. It's working less and less over time.
No. 503471
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Peep that juxtaposition.
No. 503472
>>503471Don't hurt yourself
* unless you don't like me
No. 503473
>>503450Translation: if you take 5 minutes out of your day to point out my hypocrisy and
problematic behavior to my impressionable young fans, it makes me very insecure and I will lash out like an edgy 13 year-old.
No. 503477
>>503448Apparently "the definition of bullying" includes discussing his behavior and using clips to point out his hypocrisy and ridiculousness. I guess under his definition, he's a bully too.
But we all know the rules don't apply to Lainey's gay husband. Such an honest person.
No. 503480
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No. 503495
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>>503480The comment section is pretty entertaining. These are the top 3 right now. Kek
No. 503497
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>>503496Funny you should mention that
No. 503504
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This pussy ass is the youtube troll that unblocked like 10 years of haters, just to get attention like he used to.
>>503075He really should not have released this video. His Tounge Tie is really apparent as he screeches.
>>502943Now this is hilarious anon. From a fat puffy Taylor Elaine to a saddened worn out 25 year old who's given up on herself. Outstanding.
Laineys no match.
No. 503507
>>503505I watched it till the end and it's good ol' Taylor just bitching about stupid shit and being smug.
I am
triggered by her highlighting though, she covers all her fucking nose with it and makes it look like a giant potato, she's so fucking bad at make up, holy shit. I cringe to see her looking at herself like "OOOH YEH DAS RITE LOOK AT THAT" when she looks like a fucking mess. JFC
No. 503510
>>503397Seems weird to me because I joke about being threatened by my bf sometimes but then we overact the whole thing. Here her flinching seems subtle like she's trying to control it.
I'm hoping Greg is gonna risk it all for another teen and divorce Lainey so she can deliver all the milk she has on him. Joke's on Onision because he pushed her to makes videos for $$$ and now she got the ropes of blabbering away on camera.
No. 503518
>>503505She doesn’t think her husband and what he does reflects on her as a person, lol.
Because why would the kind of person you choose to live with and be partners with and rear children with for the rest of your life have any indication about the kind of person you yourself are?
No. 503522
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>>501522>>503191I wish I had the time to scour all his channels for the video. But in that vid last year he goes with his sister to a shooting range and they both target practice with his pistol.
The best part is that he says something like
>wow that has some recoilits later revealed it was a 22lr pistol, basically the pussy of all handguns
Pic related - 22lr round VS 9mm round (most common chambered semi-auto pistol)
No. 503525
>>503461>not getting paid or anythingSo in other words, if you harass people but you're being paid to do so, it's fine. Him making videos about reviewing people's bodies or talking shit about other YouTubers or "exposing" his exes don't count as bullying because it's his "job".
How does this fucker still have fans? I don't understand it.
No. 503546
>>503538Eh, I think that's a bit of a stretch. LGH has openly mocked special needs people and mimicking them in sketches when he makes fun of people. The latest example of this that I can remember is that video where he called Lainey a "trash princess". He portrayed her as special needs in that video. He also sperged out on Twitter when he kept using the word "retard" as an insult/"joke" and made a poll asking people if the word "retard" was hilarious (because he thinks it is).
He's just doing the same thing to his kids, I think, sadly. The oddly specific thing (or one of) that I remember in the video is of LGH rubbing his diaper butt up against the wall, and babies will do that if they're left unchanged so much that they develop rashes and shit.
I don't think his kids are special but he
definitely makes fun of them. I can see that.
No. 503556
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Chapter 11 of Reaper's Creek.
https://imgur.com/a/ClUNP No. 503558
>>503554Oh, I found the video bearable! That's new!
He takes inspiration from the farmlands, cool cool.
No. 503560
>>503550i dont have screenshots anymore (i think they were posted in temp at the time, i cant remember sadly) but he had a video (unrelated to the whole "HAVE I HELPED YOU" ordeal) and there were only about 20 comments max, all slightly different variations of "thank you, you've helped me i love you" and it was so fucking creepy… that seemed to me like he deff buys comments and maybe includes a phrase he'd like them to say and a bot will post comments similar
if anyone remembers or has screenshots that'd be awesome, but he shits out videos so much it's probably tough to find now..
No. 503561
>>503547>sooner rather than lateranon, she has 2 kids with him, is coming up on the 5th? year of being married, has gone through countless cheating episodes with him etc
it's already too late kek
No. 503570
>>503567THIS. I'm so glad he is stuck with her now. It is the purgatory he will be in for the rest of his life. Hating being there but being unable to leave or he will have to face the reality of being lower middle class.
The thing is, I don't think Lainey is going to grow much from where she is. She got her fame from being married to him, so she isn't bringing in any new viewers. Not to mention she isn't good at her job to begin with, so it is pretty likely that her channel is going to slow down as well. Her YouNow already brings in way less cash than it used to.
I'm also hopeful that Sh gets to make good on her promise of ruining him. It is such poetic justice.
No. 503571
>>503570Shes stupid. she could easily have made friends with tons of youtubers but she chose to pick onion boy over all of them. Now she also has a bad rep and people don't wanna go near her. She still has a shot though if she leaves him to get in with some youtuber crowds. She got fame from fucking onion boy, at least use it correctly when you got a free pass to easy life and money.
He, however, is completely done. No one wants to go near him. At least when he was a scum bringing in big numbers, there was a reason to collab with him. He thought he was a hotshot who would stay on top forever, so he was comfortable burning all the bridges. Now it looks like no one wants to help you out.
It's funny how shane helped his channel a lot in the beginning and now to see how opposite Shane is to him. Shane has helped out so many youtubers and his close friends and got them a large following, that if anything ends up happening to his channel, he could easily turn to all these people who would gladly help him out. Onion just stepped all over anyone and was not appreciative one bit. He never wanted anyone close to him to become more famous than him and it was always all about him. Now he has no one. It's perfect.
No. 503573
>>503450So isn’t this enough to get him removed as a partner on Twitch? Considering they say they’ll ban people for shit they do even if it’s outside of Twitch, I’m sure encouraging suicide is something they would ban or suspend you for?
Also, I wanted to ask if anyone knows why Lainey’s husband owes so much in taxes to the IRS? Has he not been filing his taxes? Because each year even if you owe taxes you don’t have to file so you don’t have to pay them right away, but you have like up to 4 years to file for a specific year. And if he’s claiming dependents (his kids) as well as getting tax reductions on a bunch of shit, he owes all that money back by the end of the year for whatever was supposed to be taken out for taxes, but wasn’t. So basically he during the year he wasn’t getting taxes taken out and so at the end of the year whatever wasn’t taken out needs to be paid and you have a choice whether or not to file, if you don’t file you don’t have to pay for that year. Was he just not filing taxes for all those years? Because if find it incredibily insane that he owes over $400k. I feel like this might be what he meant when he got pissed off at TurboTax. Like he was avoiding paying it back and hoping it would blow over, but it doesn’t it just stays there until you do file and pay it. I mean we know why he’s being audited, because they have to make sure he really had business expenses, but why does he owe so much all at once. If he was filing taxes each year he should have been paying that back at the end of each year. If he wasn’t filing, then that’s why all those years added up.
No. 503577
>>503573He owes so much because he tried to claim literally EVERYTHING as a business deduction, such as his ENTIRE house. He paid some taxes, but attempted to cut waaaaaaaay more corners than anywhere near legally allowed.
Now, mind you, Onion says this is 100% the fault of TurboTax, and not his own idiocy.
No. 503603
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>>503594I know the big joke now is gay husband is chubby with manboobs, but I seriously think theres some kind of hormone imbalance and he has gynecomastia. Those puffy nipples cannot be ignored. Could it be all the soy he eats?
No. 503606
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>>503437Did he honestly compare himself to Mads Mikklesen? I assume he means Green Butchers Mads kek
No. 503607
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Why is there so many blood stains on their bedding?
I know they have both admitted that they enjoy S&M and bondage sex play in bed, but does it get so rough that Lameo is bleeding out?
No. 503613
>>503607Holy shit I was about to post this as well.
How can she be fine with posting and showing that shit. So disgusting.
No. 503617
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>>503607Yep. That looks like blood.
No. 503619
>>503612>>503614what are bachelor wounds? Im sure its an autocorrect thing but I cant figure out what the word should be.
If it is acne sores bleeding and weeping because LGH cant stop scratching at them, that explains the stains on the pillows, but whats up with the stains on the headboard?
No. 503625
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>>503594"voila, my kitchen is clean, my dogs are very very happy"
>literally garbage and an empty plastic takeout box on the floor outside the kitchen No. 503627
>>503620Thats LGH's bedroom, it has the movie projector set up and I was sure he mentioned that being in his room.
Lainey cosleeps with the kids in another room. I think the nightly routine is shower with gay husband, sukmi time and rough sex with "faggot" insults in LGH's room, then off to the kids room to cosleep.
No. 503664
>>503562that
trigger discipline lmao… this fuck has no business ever talking up his military "career" even if that is a prop gun
No. 503673
>>503607>>503608>>503612>>503614>>503619>>503620>>503623>>503660>>503662>>503663I love how this has become CSI-Puyallup
Ive stopped being shocked at how filthy they are, how accustomed to living in filth and grime they have become.
I can only imagine what that house smells like with the 2 dozen LARGE outdoor style garbage cans, that are always full because Lainey is too smol & frail to take them out and Greg is too busy editing. Add to that the smelly dogs who rarely get bathed. The piles of dirty clothes that have begun to ferment with the stench of BO. The diaper pail that never gets emptied because, same as before, Lainey=smol Greg=busy. And lastly the random messes the kids and Greg make that never get cleaned up because Lainey just plain lazy.
They never leave the house so they probably dont smell the stench. The smell has become part of them. I wish one of the teen girls who almost got hooked could tell us what the "Grease Mansion Stench" smells like.
No. 503676
>>503607P sure it's nosebleeds, I used to get them a lot in my old house, even up on the headboard because I would bleed on my fingers (because I sleep with my hand under my head) and brush them against the headboard during the night. He didn't have the heat on all winter, so the cold dry air would definitely give nosebleeds.
It's gross either way. Get some new pillow covers and a duvet cover you degenerates. Buy a humidifier if you refuse to turn the heat on.
No. 503678
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>>503594ya could have rinsed it off
No. 503695
File: 1523391039430.gif (1.54 MB, 480x270, gettingbloodeverywhere.gif)
>>503691He's an edgelord for sure.
No. 503753
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So he claimed that he went back to using Twitter as a way to communicate with his Patrons without "spamming the Patreon feed". Ofc we all knew that was bullshit, but it's hilarious to see it proven so clearly.
He spammed this on Twitter, on his Patreon feed and in his forums. So much for being "HONEST".
After his tweets telling haturz to kill themselves yesterday, it's extra funny to watch him desperately try to entice people over to his Patreon with another chapter of his ridiculously awful book. He really has no idea what the fuck he's doing and it's glorious to watch him circle the drain.
No. 503754
>>503744Why not? Lainey writes shitty reviews and posted in a Facebook discussion for moms. Besides this person said “most everything.” And Lainey’s husband says “most all, most everything.”
Anyways, he’s a fucking idiot. Every one who owns a business or is associated with a business in any way knows to record everything. My mother’s illiterate and absolutely retarded husband even records business shit. Lainey’s husband should have gotten a notebook and wrote down every purchase with a summary of what happened or whatever else that transpired during the purchase. It’s clear this guy was only trying to outsmart the IRS, but you have to be smart to do that Gunt and even if you are, you’ll always get caught. He’s doomed I just don’t know why it’s taking them so long. And when did he even create this “business” he has. Before or after he got a letter from the IRS. Eventually they’ll come to his house and audit him. He’s just buying himself some time and honestly thinks that he’s tricking them or he’s right about it when he’s not. They just have to deal with all of the shit he’s sending them before they can take action.
No. 503756
>>503556>>503753Thanks for reminding me to read the new chapter, gay husband.
Since he said this is based on his life, his mom hit him with a belt.
He pissed himself in school.
And a full four pages, out gay husband is getting better at his trashy writing!
No. 503763
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>>503744If this isn't LGH, whoever it was did an excellent job of capturing his essence.
No. 503769
>>503762 you're getting a bit off topic here and derailing but
>>503766 is correct.
No. 503777
>>503607It's not >blood/food/babysick/dog/aliens.
It's the grey hair dye they splattered everywhere whilst sitting in bed dyeing their hair. Coz that how adults do things in onionland.
No. 503781
>>503594I just started watching this and am already frustrated. Honestly, that was such a beautiful home, I mean it's great for a family with beautiful scenery and they fucking trashed it. They don't even use the whole house and their dogs are always locked up in a room and so are their kids. And I see they finally tried to fix their fly problem by putting the fly catcher RIGHT OVER THE DISHES, yeah! Good job! I think moving into a smaller home would be better considering how lazy they are, but we'll see if it actually happens because that will just be even more money out of their pocket unless Lainey's husband can get someone to rent the house and I doubt he'd even want to because he does not like sharing and that's how he'd look at it. He'd rather sell the whole damn thing than worry about dealing with tenants. Could you imagine the trouble he'd get in for being a shitty landlord. You can literally take your landlord to court over shit and he'd have to write up a whole lease. No way. If they move, that house will be sitting there without life, but full of trash. Or he'd rent it to a family member, which I'm not sure is even legal to have someone live in your house and pay you without a contracted lease? Idk though. Anyways, I feel bad talking about the flies because I've known people who get flies, but it's because they leave the doors open, etc. Not because they live in a nice ass mansion and are just way too lazy to clean their house. But seriously the fly catcher above the kitchen sink, really. And there's only one. That's not going to get all of the flies and honestly if the flies are such a problem near the sink DO THE DISHES and don't let them sit for too long! I'm confused. I thought they had someone cleaning their house every week, kek? Not doing a very good job or they are just so filthy they dirty it that quick. When you have a family member HELPING you clean your house, you shouldn't just throw your trash wherever and let it sit because you know someone will be cleaning it next week. You should pick it up as you go. I feel like the Onions honestly leave their trash sitting wherever because they know someone will be coming to clean, so might as well just be lazy.
No. 503782
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>>503780I can only imagine Lainey's anxiety at the thought of her gay husband stretching out one of her extra smol binders.
There's not enough fidget spinners in the world for this kind of stress.
No. 503790
>>503783This. They belong in a trailer court or ghetto, because they fit all stereotypes.
>>503781When flies come out of your clothes and you make minimum double than the average person, you deserve to be mocked for your fly problem. Don't feel bad for it.
No. 503807
>>503806Reminds me of a monologue Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme has in the musical "Assassins"…
(Paraphrased) "And then, this man, this dirty little elf man, looked at me, and he touched my face, and he smiled…and then he walked away. And I ran after him and grabbed his hand…and until they arrested him for stabbing Sharon Tate, I never let go."
No. 503808
>>503806allie is an unstable psycho who sent lainey nudes and was banned but now i guess shes allowed back in to the fold?
she also said she was working just to use the money to buy lainey gifts
No. 503809
>>503806>>503805dont give this retard views
https://www.hookube.com/watch?v=E0xSXmFeKv8 rsn interviews allieloves whatever
No. 503814
>>503813…because it was posted a day ago. Did you even read their post?..
Sorry, you'll have to find other content to post today RSN ~
No. 503818
>>503815Oh ffs. Another spergout about being demonitized. Why does he think he's entitled to have ads on his videos when YouTube has been clear about their guidelines? They ate a company, not a charity for losers.
I hope this insensitive video is the last straw and they remove him.
No. 503823
>>503815get a real job then you can complain stupid faggot
youre freelance at best, but even then, youre completing work that isnt requested and therefore not required to receive anything from youtube
No. 503826
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>>503818BUT I HAVE A FAMILY
FAMILY FAMILY…
No. 503831
>>503815Do his fans actually find him screaming funny? Actually. I can't believe people enjoy these videos.
Side note, this could be considered a veiled threat to YouTube HQ. He is clearly referencing the shooting and insinuating that he is also going to YouTube with his knives and guns.
No. 503833
>>503829He likes doing youtube cause he's his own boss (to a degree). Can you imagine LGH being told what to do? He's a 14-year-old girl in a 30 something-year-olds body.
Also, my god, I couldn't watch more than about 40 seconds of that video. Honestly, this is the first time I watched one of his recent ""sketch"" videos and it was just too painful. And I watch Shane Dawson so… I have low standards for comedy.
No. 503839
>>503836B-but anon! Lainey is ~aromantic genderqueer spaceboi prince~! How dare you disrespect xir sexual orientation by saying xey likes cock! You must be……… t-transphobic!
okay now i'm gonna kms for writing that
No. 503843
>>503833Don't insult 14yo girls.
Also, I'm not watching. Summary anon I need u
No. 503848
>>503809Yeah, I was going to post the hooktube but it’s like anons complain if you don’t post a video because they don’t wanna click on the hooktube and then if you post a video anons get mad because you didn’t post a hooktube.
>>503813>>503809 posted the hooktube for the video.
Anyways, I saw this after I watched Lainey’s night routine and ranted about that and I was freaked out so I thought I’d share.
No. 503854
>>503826Who would have known? We spend more time with his family than he does and we only see glimpses of the kids, kek.
He always says he has a family as some type of manipulative tactic to get people to feel sorry for him. Like if he actually gave a shit about his family he’d stop the bullshit whining and find a job or a way to make money so he doesn’t run the risk of having his family live on the streets because he’s lazy. He’s more worried about his own stupid bullshit than whether or not his kids will have a place to live and food in their mouth in 2 years.
No. 503871
>>503866>“Congratulations you want a medal?” holy shit
if i guy did that to me id probably abort or collect child support out of spite
i mean, i say this, but ive never been pregnant but jesus christ i cant believe this stupid bitch tolerates ANYTHING from him
No. 503875
>>503870>>>/snow/381380>>>/snow/432327good luck kek
ana/allie/whatever is in one of those
No. 503879
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>>503815He makes it so easy.
This video was a gift.
Enjoy the knock on your door Greggy.
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>>503875>>503870OH wait i guess it was a different girl
tbh i cant keep track and as onision loves to chant i dont remember their names (or rather, their faces. or rather, their tits?)
also why did she leak her own chat these bitches make no fucking sense
i wont post about it more.
No. 503885
>>503866lol she totally forced that pregnancy after the almost divorce caused by cuddlegate. He prob gave 0 fucks cause he wanted billie's pussay back. Her plan to bandaid the marriage flopped since he just had billie around during her entire pregnancy and gave her no attention which was probably her goal with bandaid.
>>503815does he think this video will help them not demonetize his videos? I doubt they enjoy someone making light of the shooting at youtube and jokingly implying it even tho he had the "twist". How does he have any fans left? This is the millionth video whining about being demonetized.
No. 503886
>>503866He is a caveman in every respect. His straight wife has complained on numerous occasions that he doesn't lift a finger to shop for groceries, help around the house or take care of his kids.
I can't wait for YouTube to finally give him the boot. There's no way he'll get an actual job if Lainey keeps pulling in decent money. He's been relentlessly promoting her patreon and I guarantee he will try and rationalize becoming a "stay-at-home-dad".
However instead of taking care of the house and children, he will fap to hentai most of the day and try to control her channel from behind the scenes as he gets angrier and angrier about the last remaining shreds of his masculinity disappearing into the ether.
No. 503895
>>503845>But he doesn’t want to do ANYTHING on YouTube that’s not solely focused on him, even if it would bring him lots of views and maybe get monetized.You hit the nail square on the greasy head, anon. I've thought about why he can't just adapt and do some of the interesting, thoughtful content that's popular now and have always just thought it's because he's intellectually lazy. But that's not it, he only wants to make content that focuses on himself and his gross opinions.
He wants people to adore
him, he's not interested in actually entertaining anyone. Unfortunately he's not actually likeable. And that's precisely why he's destined to fail.
No. 503898
File: 1523420664926.jpg (89.64 KB, 944x602, oniontax.jpg)
So… I guess he actually thinks he can sue TurboTax for him not doing his own research before trying to pull one over on taxes?
"B..but my software didn't directly tell me I couldn't write off my entire house as a business expense… so it's their fault I'm an idiot!'
Just for them as didn't read his ('alleged') reddit posts RE tax whinging.
No. 503899
>>503898I don’t use TurboTax, but I have no doubt they have disclaimers up the ass to make sure they can’t be sued by idiots like him.
I also wouldn’t doubt it if turbotax had some documentations detailing what can and can not be written off, he prob just didn’t bother to read it cause as we all know he can barely read at all.
No. 503903
>>503901She used to be more truthful in her younow streams. I guess she thought since it was live no one would see it but her fans, so she would tell stories or answer questions without that hesitant pause she does now to figure out what the story is that her and her gay husband have fabricated and agreed to be "the truth"
Now with the Blarg and its retarded brother RSN recording all her shit on the daily, shes very careful about what she says so she doesnt get caught in a lie.
No. 503904
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>>503902why doesn't he hire a CPA? because he shouldn't need to, of course.
No. 503911
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>>503899>we all know he can barely read at allIm sure that other anons have noticed this. There was even a big blow up because in one of his Speaks videos he shows a screenshot of an email then reads it, but added things to totally change the context of the email.
He couldnt of thought he was fooling us, he was showing the email and allowing us to read along, but he sees words that arent there. He fools himself and thinks we will follow along.
Hes done that in quite a few videos where hes reading something and we can see the text hes reading, and he changes the words in his brain. Maybe its a form of dyslexia.
vid related- LGH seeing the word Spanish and reading it as English
No. 503916
>>503783The kind of white trash who leaves a busted up pool table out in the rain for weeks because he's too lazy to deal with it. His backyard is probably riddled with a bunch of old crap he's left out there.
Since he made a video about shoving that pool table from his basement to his yard, he'll probably try and deduct the cost of it's removal on his 2018 taxes. I feel so bad for his accountant. I'm sure LGH has "debated" with the poor guy about every idiot thing he thinks should get him out of paying his fair share.
No. 503919
>>503908Doing your taxes is different than doing taxes at his income level, gimme a break.
But I agree, he should've known well enough to pay someone to do his. Cheap fuck.
No. 503972
>>503969Totally, Plain's husband has been coddled his whole life, making real world interactions nearly impossible. He can't even read lolcow or talk to a stranger without getting
triggered af, I agree with the anons saying he's on the spectrum.
What a different life Grease would have if he went to live with Papa Grease instead of mom.:.
No. 503973
>>503972iirc his mom would kick him out to go live with dad, but onion seemed to hate his stepmom and then attacked his dad, so that ended.
his mom sounds like a bitch and even acts like a bitch to his wife. the allegations about his dad come from his mom, yet he seems respectable and she does not. i mean she gives her teenage son naked body massages lol
No. 503975
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/edit/x6hn1rdApparently someone reported my reuploads to LGH. Anyways I'm going back to dailymotion and see what happens. If you guys really want I can convert and post here but I don't know if it could cause some issues. If anyone has any ideas or solutions just let me know.
LGH comes off as a douchebag especially when promoting one of his patreons (The person paid for this perk). He doesn't mention their name and says there is a link in the description (Admits that he hasn't a clue what he's promoting). There is no link in his patreon description - he only talks about himself.
Complains about reuploads and drama channels. (Yes, I do feel bad for reuploading but I keep them unlisted to share with my fellow farmers. If those leak I have no say so and honestly I think more people should see the 'pure and unfiltered' Greg. To be honest, isn't that what he says he wants all the time but youtube doesn't let him be true to himself.) He goes on to complain about his tattoo and makes it a point for all of us to see his old man balls desperately trying to fill up his boxers. Tells haters to unsubscribe and click not interested in his videos.
No. 503983
>>503981>>503975no bother frend, onion theft is fun!
his tattoos are all so bad. wtf is with the two crosses on his ankle? has he ever explained them and they're both getting mario tattoos? lord have mercy, yoshi and toad. toad doesn't deserve this
No. 503995
>>503983The two crosses make a 14 which is the date he and Lainey either got married or met for the first time. All his tattoos are related to women. Lainey has the two crosses only in pink.
Fun fact - it’s also the logo for the city of Las Cruces, NM where Lainey’s from, kek
No. 504002
>>504001I'm pretty sure that's Lainey's husband.
Hard to tell when he's hung like a Tic Tac, I know.
No. 504003
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>>5039751. Why does his head look smaller in this video than it actually is? We all know he has toddler body proportions with humongous hair..
2. Is he trying to copy Logan Paul with this hairstyle? After all Logan has tons of teenage girl fans..
No. 504006
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>>504002Nah anon I was talking about lainey just dropping trow on command for her gay husband haha
No. 504011
>>504006They have the ugliest fucking tattoos it
triggers me
Lainey’s tattoos have no theme or style, they’re just random shit stamped on different parts of her body with no rhyme or reason and now she wants a dinosaur tattooed and a sunflower on her back?
It actually
triggers me how absolutely hideous her tattoos in particular are, and how none of them match in any way.
No. 504012
>>503986lmao i also thought that was lameo.
Hes only now complaining about the tattoo 5 years after the fact? lol. Maybe dont be cheap with what tattoo artist you go to.
Also they are actually gonna go through with the toad/yoshi shit? As if they need more awful tattoos.
>>504011Thats what she gets for making all her tattoos about greg and younow. I also hate when people just get random small ugly tattoos thrown randomly everywhere on their body. They are all so ugly too.
She suddenly wanted more and more tattoos after the billie thing as if getting any shitty tattoo is equivalent to billie's tattoos. She never made a peep about getting a tattoo in the 5ish years before that ever since she had the two greg-related tattoos. Then Billie happens, and shes finding any stupid reason to get a tattoo even when its awful. No wonder these people had no problem suggesting billie get a "im a liar" and "lilly" tattoo. They probably think thats a legit tattoo.
No. 504020
>>503879LGH, is that you?! Trying to get sweet, sweet YT views from alleged "haturz"?
I don't know what's worse: a narcissistic manchild with anger issues or people who actually do give him a base for feeling victimized …smh…
No. 504022
File: 1523464039832.jpg (87.09 KB, 753x606, 74 not 14.JPG)
>>503995NM resident here - The Las Cruces city logo is the three crosses, like the 3 on Calvary, Jesus and the 2 thieves.
Ive never understood that "14" tattoo. I mean I understand its suppose to be a day of the month signifigant to the both of them. But the tattoo its self is reaching at some kind of symbolism. Im sure they know it looks like two crosses connected, so I guess they think thats deep. But to me it looks like a small 7 and larger 4. They tried hard for it to have dual meaning and it falls short. Its the equivalent of bad forced rhyming in a Kayne song… "Don't fix your lips like collagen / And say something when you gon' end up apologin'"
No. 504023
File: 1523464391896.png (1.31 MB, 1237x665, psycho.png)
>>504012https://hooktube.com/watch?v=PvltzFGWu6wSkip to 2:51. Here is him referencing the tattoo he wanted Billie to get. First off a tramp stamps saying "I'm a liar" and small wrist tats are totally different things. The second thing is that person in the picture got her tattoos to empower herself and help with her self harm; Billie would be getting hers to be branded by Greg and shamed for something Greg didn't agree with.
No. 504028
>>504026If he could be honest and just say the truth
"I cant continue to live the lifestyle Ive become accustomed to, please give me your nickels so I can."
No. 504031
>>504026>version of Jeff the killerlol, Ive always said that about GLitterforever Breland. Especially when shes doing her livestreams with shitty lighting.
Can you imagine if LGH and Breland fucked and had a baby? I wonder what that devil spawn would look like. Im sure Breland would die during child birth trying to get that giant head out of her vagina.
No. 504034
File: 1523465958581.jpg (Spoiler Image,221.59 KB, 1064x1064, BabyMaker_1szghjpoTiePoW.jpg)
>>504031You were correct anon, that's one big baby head.
No. 504036
>>504022I wonder if greg "designed" both these tattoo ideas and thought they were awesome as hell. Lameo prob just was so excited he wanted to brand himself to match her. She was a sad kid.
>>504023Yeah thats a completely different tattoo to his idea. Who would want a tattoo that some dude forced you to get to remind you of your wrongdoings permanently on you forever? Tattoos are something you decide for yourself. She was in an off/on hostile relationship with him for only a year and he wants her to permanently get a tattoo. I'd laugh in anyones face if they asked me to do that.
No. 504038
>>504034Fucking gold.
We should try to get LGH to leave Lameo, and hook up with Breland. Imagine the sweet, sweet milk that would flow.
It not that far fetched to have two cows eventually get together. Remember that hot minute when everyone was crossing their fingers that maybe LGH and Momokun would become an item after meeting at that convention and getting chummy on twitter (then all her friends chimed in and let her know he was a psycho)
No. 504057
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>>504003He's taking a cue from Logan and trying to hide his thinning hair and receding hairline.
No. 504059
>>504057good god he's fucking ugly.
well, they both are. but logan literally looks like a fucking potato here.
No. 504063
>>504061Jesus, that's about as warm as a shitty hallmark card. Can't imagine what he said when she told him she was prego with onionchild 2. I imagine something more along the lines of what
>>503866 anon said tbh
No. 504077
Lainey's gay husband is so butthurt about people seeing his spergouts that according to RSN he's flagged all his videos with multiple sockpuppet accounts and has basically shut him down.
Here's his vid talking about it:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y_b8QVkGWI4I just caught his livestream, he said that he tried reaching out to both the Onions but got nothing and his channel's going to be deactivated. I know RSN isn't too popular around these parts (for good reason), but I thought it was interesting LGH is so angry. I wonder if The Blargh is getting flagged as well.
No. 504093
>>504052Thank you for this. I am in a similar tax bracket as Lainey's Gay Husband, and also a part owner in a company. When you have to deal with so many itemized deductions, it is absolutely retarded not to have a CPA do your taxes.
First of all, there's so much room for error because it's complicated (especially when you own the building and equipment) and secondly they can save you money by by deducting things you wouldn't think of. Also, CPA fees are a deductible business expense ffs.
I chalk it up to pure arrogance, misguided cheapness and stupidity. I don't know anyone with a successful company who would dream of doing their own taxes.
No. 504097
>>504084True, he's such a twat. While he cries about how unfair life is and begs YouTube for his job back, he's passive-aggressively attempting to take away other people's channels.
What a stand up guy.
No. 504137
>>503916What’s really fun about the pool table is that I’m fairly sure because of its size and the fact he ruined it, it will actually cost him now to have someone come and get it for disposal.
If he rubbed his two brain cells together, he could’ve put it on Craigslist for 100 bucks or something and said that the person coming to get it would have to figure out how to get it out of his home or something. 100 for a pool table is great if that’s something you want. Probably will cost at least that much to have someone come get it for disposal now.
No. 504145
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No. 504187
>>504186because he can't stand "losing."
>>504180Posted already
>>503923 No. 504190
>>504184Well, I can believe it's happening because he's just that retarded.
His hair looks so bad and then when you add in his caveman brow, yikes. He needs to stick to making storyboard animation videos with stick figures like the time he made that video about his NEGATIVE WIFE bailing on the trinity.
No. 504191
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>>502602>>502607This is Trisha Paytas tier level of shit
Remember the Sean thing? Lainey's gay husband is doing his best to mimic insanity but to avoid legal issues
No. 504229
>>504052>>504093He was making more when those taxes were done.
Also, sorry for being poor, I guess.
No. 504230
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LGH thinks he's so tough. It's kind of sad to hear him bragging about moving that pull table even days later.
No. 504264
>>504252There's no way she can't. He doesn't grasp the concept of autonomy or agency and doesn't even begin to understand why he can't just take someone's image and make money off it without their written consent.
He actually knows this, which is the insane part. Watch "the call" again. He dodges the questions in a way that shows he knows what he's doing.
No. 504271
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>>504267Thats a good one
Didnt realize we're so close to a new thread
I think a screen grab of the video anon made would be appropriate
No. 504272
>>504230
>I've been pretty distracted this last monthThat's pretty vague, I wonder what's been distracting him from his usual laser-focus?
Could it be his massive tax debts? His obsession with haturz and compulsion to order them to obey his wishes or commit suicide? His realization that YouTube is tired of his shit and his teen fans don't want to pay for his rehashed content? His rage over the fact that he has to sell off his stuff while Shane Dawson is raking in money hand over fist?
Maybe it's his obsession with his ex and meltdown over the fact that he can't manipulate her anymore. Or it's finally sunk in that he's no longer relevant, he hates his life, his wife wants to be a teen boy and he spends his days in a fly-ridden cesspool grooming and trying to get asspats from insecure teen girls.
No. 504274
>>504209If Patreon is anything like YouTube, they're not going to care if a creator breaks their ToS or does anything questionable until it has a negative financial impact.
In other words, Patreon won't hold themselves accountable to the content on their site unless they risk tarnishing their brand and lose money.
YouTube had shady shit on it for years, and other YTers talked about it long before it was addressed. They didn't address it until there was widespread outrage outside of the platform. Advertisers pulled, and YT had to intervene it when it negatively impacted their monies.
It seems that if LGH actually did something illegal or against ToS, we're the only ones discussing it outside of Patreon.
No. 504275
>>504272This is such a perfect summary.
If anyone asks
>who is this gay husband and whats the story on himwe can basically link to this post each and every time
No. 504280
>>504269if he means losing subscribers, they could not like their feed being cluttered with all his shit
if by subs he meant views, then idk
No. 504313
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She is so gross. She should just not wear makeup at all or just use it only when she has an herpes outbreak.
No. 504314
>>504300I posted that suggestion.
You're right, it could justify any victim noises LGH makes in future videos.
And I understand it could make people that visit the thread uneasy—blood—gun
Best to keep the thread image upbeat and funny. Maybe a screen shot from that non-bloody demon possession freak out stream he did.
No. 504315
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She said her base makeup looks so much better with her fingers rather than her brush. Probably cause she uses a powder brush for her foundation… Lol she was so proud of herself… I wonder how bad her makeup looks in person when it looks horrendous on camera even with the filter.
No. 504379
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>>504315Okay not trying to be a dick, but is there not a resemblance?