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No. 953811
Previous Thread:
>>949775The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 9 times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 10 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being pennilessHistorical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her faceCurrent Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now>she vapes now>was in hospital for 2 months>secret reddit was found>publicly back on fentLatest Milk:
>posts her cigarette stained window >>949895>lurch posts her "art" >>950022>bleached her hair >>950383>upping her lamictal, complaining with another girl how she can't get benzos >>950508>complaining about sexwork >>950577>talks about her dad and his past, how he wants to cut her off >>950602, >>950603, >>950605>starts beefing with aunt on facebook >>950631, >>950954, >>951277, >>951278, >>951559>more insight on where shes living and how the conditions are >>950673>bothering her cat >>950818, >>950824>cats lip looks fucked up, people leave comments about it >>950861, >>950862>complaining about prescriptions >>951250>how am i supposed to eat this pizza without my drink!? >>951395>claims she brings her cat to the vet >>951736>lurch liking thots and lying about his past again >>951864>nasty pic of lurchs eye >>952075>doesn't understand she's depressed because of her lifestyle >>952175>found new sweater "left on a bench" >>952318>wears the bench sweater for 5 days straight >>952538>fakeboi tells her to read up on soren >>952621>gets scammed by a man, sending him content first >>952649, >>952650>on the day of her (later we find out) arrest she posts this >>952722, roach also spotted in the corner >>952752>friend sends her a shein package >>952807>body pic uploaded >>95284>complains about friends abandoning her because shes poor and a fent addict, not because shes a scammer and a thief >>952955>will luna hit it off with one of the 20+ men who added her on facebook? >>953085, >>953086>new reddit account found but nothing posted it to it yet >>953121>girl look how orange you look >>953156, >>953157, >>953158>nasty coomer in her comments >>953194>new facebook account found but she doesn't seem to be using it >>953344>eagle eyed anon finds her new active reddit and she mentions an arrest >>953690>arrest record found >>953705, >>953706, she has court this month>key posts and comments from the account compiled >>953718SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnieshttps://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ (inactive)
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/(deleted)https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82https://www.reddit.com/user/edgeofhell82 (inactive)
https://www.reddit.com/user/funeral1996 (inactive)
https://www.reddit.com/user/antichrist45 No. 953824
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wanted to see what lurch was posting while tuba got arrested. he was tweeting foot girls the day after it happened.
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No. 953827
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No. 953832
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>>953820The young women in this video seem so fresh, dedicated and intelligent. It makes Tuna seem like a special needs case they feature to show the program is inclusive.
No. 953845
>>953811great title and picture, excellent new thread, but one thing I hope someone remembers to update next time: Luna and Lurch have been together for more than ten years now, not eight
(vomit forever)
No. 953850
>>953825>>953849Woah, that does look really weird w/ the volume off. She looks like she's giving an apology and is just so very sorry.
I don't notice signs of autism in her. It's possible to go undiagnosed when it's the mildest (level 1). If she were diagnosed w/ it, you know we'd hear about it daily.
No. 953881
depressing how she hasnt changed but just got worse. looking like shes tweaking/very insecure. brain was fried years ago leaving her a giant insecure barely thinking mess.
>>953871I don't think they get out much and spend too much online looking at mental illness bullshit. ive noticed people naive to the effects drugs and alcohol (especially long term) have on people are more likely to armchair.
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No. 953883
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looks like they’ve already got a stain on them
No. 953884
>>953871Seems ppl are maybe using 'autistic' as a catch-all word for off/weird.
>>953883She even had stains on her dress in that Her Honor interview! Can she not eat w/out spilling on herself?
No. 953896
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With all the filters she thinks she looks like a high class Russian escort but she actually looks like a bloated junkie prostitute dragged out of the Hudson after a week.
I was playing Bitlife (I know) and this bitch would not leave me alone. It was so perfect. Her name, the sunglasses, the fact she died at 60 from an OD.
I can't even sage, is there a glitch rn?(derailing, unsaged)
No. 953942
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She keeps this filter on even when she’s not taking a picture of her face. It’s like she can’t bare to accidentally see herself without the filter on
No. 953958
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Same shit different day. “No makeup except for the makeup I’m wearing here here and here”
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>>953958The extra layer of petroleum + the filter/light + her hair being pulled back is giving renaissance or dutch painting vibes. Sorry, nonas & Peter Paul Rubens.
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>>953913Nah, she hasn't been lucky enough to find the magical dumpster that gives her Uggs in her size. These are just ugly knockoffs from amazon, definetly platforms, and the reviews say they're hard to walk in because the sole doesn't bend whatsoever. So imagine this behemoth clomping thru the streets of New York, already can't walk right because she's high and too busy staring at her reflection, and then in too-small shoes that don't bend. Kek
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No. 954014
>>954013Does she mean this post is to try to make her feel hot? Like, for validation?….
Also, Luna, how's that ketamine therapy going that you totally are gonna qualify for, and that GLP-1 weight loss med you also totally will qualify for?
No. 954018
>>954016Wth is that next to her, the big brown thing? I like how it's angled to cut off part of her large waistline. Also love her 'Durr…what?' overbite mouth that she thinks is so sexy.
>>954017 That is the most juvenile way of posting, openly asking for compliments. When will she grow out of the widdle teen girl act?
No. 954042
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>>954018>>954035no, she is actually laying down on her bed and that object is setting next to her on the bed. It is creating sort of an optical illusion.
No. 954056
>>954052It's a nightstand. She'd on the bed behind it. What I wanna know is if I'm really seeing her show off her nasty tea-bag looking pillow here?
>>954013 By her hair? If it's a pillow it actually looks moldy
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No. 954066
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No. 954077
>>954065Luna your skin always looks like shit. I can't believe she's so proud of this patchy-ass blue-and-yellow hair lmao it looks so awful.
>>954073topkek at "sugar shovels" but I gotta disagree–her fingers look fat AF and it shows in every fatty's hands. dimples and discoloration around knuckles, phalanges thick as fuck. Her hands look as fat as the rest of her, she just tries to only show the tops of her fingers with really long nails to create the illusion of semi-normal hands. Plus her hands and Lurch's are always swollen from shooting up, which certainly doesn't help.
No. 954087
>>954079The fact that you can look at
>>954042 or
>>953883 and say her hands/fingers don't look obese is wild to me. She wears long skinny nails to create an illusion of thin fingers but I see fatty hands. Everyone's entitled to their opinion though, I'm not trying to bicker with you. I just se fatty hands kek.
What I really want is more info on the outcome of the arrest! I'd kill to see that mugshot, lol. I assume she'll get a slap on the wrist/community service or something but I'm interested to see where the "Tuna's got a record now" saga goes.
No. 954092
>>954087So was she
actually arrested, taken to jail, booked and released with a court date? Or was she just detained at the store/in the cop car and then released with a ticket/court date? Can you tell by the court record?
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No. 954128
>>954113Sorry I think I wrote it weirdly- I was asking if the irritants/patchy rash are what is making it seem like dermatitis to dr. nona over her living conditions and hygiene being a cause for cellulitis since both are factors, or if she was just going by presentation entirely. it’s just impressive to me when doctors can look at rashes specifically on the spot and gauge what it is, since they can overlap/present so similarly and I’m being autistic lol
>>954117oh damn I forgot about that- that when she wanted to brag that she had an eating disorder in her records right? I can’t believe she’s been like this for so long
No. 954137
>>954117Yes she's had cellulitis where she's shot up.
This is the same crust she's had in perpetuity around her mouth.
No. 954150
>>954148Her giant shelf ass makes her think she has a tiny waist and therefore is slim thick kek
>>954122jfc the fat hanging over her knee
No. 954153
>>954128Cellulitis doesn't really look like a rash so much as red, swollen and puffy.
I have known a few "functional" (more so than Luna, at least) hard drug users over the years who developed eczema-like rashes that cleared up when they quit. Could be that the additional stress on the body causes these issues to flare or could be all the extra
toxic shit the drugs are cut with
(medfagging) No. 954156
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Shoes off in a public toilet!!!!!!!
No. 954167
>>954124Her eye looks kinda fucked. It's drooping, and she's saying it's "just a dry patch"?
>>954065 it looks like she got clocked.
No. 954172
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This has been her Instagram caption on her last 4 pictures of herself
No. 954197
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always a trip finding a cows post unintentionally
No. 954200
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Such skinny hands!
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No. 954228
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>>953832She reminds me of Genie Wiley.
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in case anyone ever wanted an old school tuna hair tutorial (sarcasm)
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No. 954243
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>>954239you should have included the reference image she replied to
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No. 954254
>>954247So weird seeing her posting on that account after being silent there for 6 months
So her reddit account are: funeral1996, edgeofhell82 and antichrist45. There's probably more out there, if any of you brave souls are up to go around nude selling subs.
No. 954278
>>954247She
should feel silly, bc self-harm is usually not done by adults. I wonder how much of it is an emotional manipulation tool used on Lurch & her parents, tho, like 'Don't be mean to Luna–she might cut herself!'
No. 954279
>>954278she has such a bad case of arrested development. we all know this but the drug use and her romanticizing of drug addicts and bpd has only stagnated her growth into an actual person.
imagine being almost 30 and openly posting in forums for mostly teenagers about shoplifting, cutting yourself, and bragging about how damaged your hair is. it’s really skeevy.
this shit doesn’t get cuter the old you get. it’s only cute when you’re 22, even then it’s pushing it.
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>>953828She really does. This is my first time seeing her sideprofile, she never shows it in her selfies kek
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No. 954381
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Goddamn she is BIG.
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No. 954395
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constantly trying to cope with the fact her mouth is rotting lol.
No. 954397
>>954395The irony! Luna in each pic is like 'new character unlocked,' bc she uses such strong filters. It's not normal for your front tooth to be devitalized & for you to just leave it like that. It's
dead. I think being around the methadone clinic ppl all the time, you might start to think having nasty teeth is normal. But it's not. We have access to dentists, and if you floss & brush daily, your teeth will not look rotten. She tries to hide her nastiness behind fake activism.
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No. 954413
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>>954411The audacity of her constantly using the "clean" filter when her septum jewelry is this caked with filth.
No. 954424
>>954413that is fucking disgusting jesus christ tuna.
>>954411and what are those black dots on her chin/neck area? blackheads? straight up dirt? they're definitely not freckles…
No. 954425
>>954413This is infinitely worse than when she drank her own piss.
I’m going to be sick
No. 954426
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Her entire life is just “feeling hot today” “not feeling hot today”
No. 954429
>>954424Omg, what
are those black dots?! I hadn't noticed them. Is that black hairs growing in, like stubble, that was shaved?? Or just dirt?
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>>954435For comparison, here's a medical pic of a woman w/ PCOS who has facial hair growth. See how the pattern matches where Luna's 'black dots' are, right along the jawline but not higher on the chin?
No. 954446
>>954439I don't think it's facial hair because it goes far down her neck onto her chest a bit as well. The big one on her chin looks like one of those giant nasty blackheads that you would see on a dirty old man in those blackhead removal videos kek.
Holy fuck she is so grody, between the black dots and the months worth of gunk on her nose ring. Absolutely filthy
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No. 954452
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No. 954453
>>954452God DAMN those teeth! That's a really old pic, right? Why does it look like her dead roof is also chipped there? No way she got that fixed, bc it's expensive & they wouldn't cosmetically repair a chipped
dead tooth.
No. 954455
>>954452fucked up teeth aside it’s crazy how bad she’s gotten at makeup. Her eyebrows look normal and her eye makeup looks nice. And this was before she discovered face altering filters I’m pretty sure
If I didn’t know who they were I would think it’s a pretty cute picture
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Why does she have little butt checks on her top lip? I know some have said it's from her teeth pushing her lip out, but I don't think that'd cause that. I've never seen that on anyone else. So weird.
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she looks kind of deformed in this baby picture, but i cant tell if its her hand in front of her face
No. 954508
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>>954506I think that’s her hand in front of her face, in the baby picture here her lips look normal and there’s no scar or anything
No. 954509
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It’s a video of the fire alarm going off but is that a broom in the corner?! I’m literally shocked.
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No. 954535
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so funny how she has a way of “finding” something every time she goes out. blown in from the wind, thrown in a dumpster, left on a park bench, etc
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What in the blackhead, skin tag hell is this nightmare on her gobble?
No. 954546
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back to e grifting on facebook for more cheap cheap junk
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No. 954558
>>954550she surprisingly and disgustingly enough has quite a few male simps on facebook consistently complimenting her and commenting on her posts
a few weeks back she posted she accepted a ton of follower requests / added a ton of randos and the majority are all men.
I really do wonder if they’re “clients” or what I can’t imagine anyone actually paying to see her nudes that can be found on reddit for free. and I can’t imagine luna forming friendships with anyone unless there was some type of monetary benefit
No. 954562
>>954560not really, if you go through her account right now they are all praising her, complimenting her and giving asspats and going as far as telling her her rotten teeth are totally fine, socially acceptable, and “cute”
the facebook post where she posted the screenshots of the guy making fun of her has 40 plus comments of people telling her to “ignore the haters!!” and saying her sex work is super
valid!!1!1
she’s been posting more on facebook than any of her other socials and it’s clear it’s because she’s getting the attention and validation she so desperately craves on there
No. 954567
>>954535she straight up goes out and takes people's shit. doesnt seem to matter if its in a store or at a park, she stealing. she cant even use this skill for anything practical since all she steals is dumb materialistic shit for herself. rarely anything for lurch, nothing for pumpkin, nothing for the apartment. she steals like middle schooler. tuna please steal cleaning supplies lmao
>>954543she doesnt shower so she has gunk all over her and tons of blackheads.
>>954562anon, did you consider some are gassing up an obvious junkie. yes some are deranged enough to have a parasocial relationship with luna, but some people like seeing a train wreck going (like us but we don't interact)
No. 954576
>>954484she has rabbit front teeth
>>954373 covered in gunk and limescale that her lip adheres to. each buttcheek is pulled down by 1 bucktooth. took me a while to figure that one out
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No. 954580
>>954575the mum looks like “this girl might be kind of cute if she wasn’t a junkie”
Luna looks like “what the actual hell, is this Sasquatch in a wig”
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(learn2integrate) No. 954582
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No. 954589
>>954535That doesn't even look like something someone would decorate their lawn with. It looks like something someone would leave at a grave. Is she stealing from cemeteries again?
>>954577Luna sweetie, you are "engaged" to a man who would do the same, but without the degree? Wasn't she only like 16 when her and lurch started seeing eachother?
No. 954617
>>954582I really like the grey she achives when she put the filter on. Like, the mega bleached is good on her even if it's not GOOD.
Hair aside, I'm still not over how fat she is. Maybe she should just try crack again
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