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No. 953811

Previous Thread: >>949775
The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 10 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Current Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin
>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with
>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen
>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now
>she vapes now
>was in hospital for 2 months
>secret reddit was found
>publicly back on fent

Latest Milk:
>posts her cigarette stained window >>949895
>lurch posts her "art" >>950022
>bleached her hair >>950383
>upping her lamictal, complaining with another girl how she can't get benzos >>950508
>complaining about sexwork >>950577
>talks about her dad and his past, how he wants to cut her off >>950602, >>950603, >>950605
>starts beefing with aunt on facebook >>950631, >>950954, >>951277, >>951278, >>951559
>more insight on where shes living and how the conditions are >>950673
>bothering her cat >>950818, >>950824
>cats lip looks fucked up, people leave comments about it >>950861, >>950862
>complaining about prescriptions >>951250
>how am i supposed to eat this pizza without my drink!? >>951395
>claims she brings her cat to the vet >>951736
>lurch liking thots and lying about his past again >>951864
>nasty pic of lurchs eye >>952075
>doesn't understand she's depressed because of her lifestyle >>952175
>found new sweater "left on a bench" >>952318
>wears the bench sweater for 5 days straight >>952538
>fakeboi tells her to read up on soren >>952621
>gets scammed by a man, sending him content first >>952649, >>952650
>on the day of her (later we find out) arrest she posts this >>952722, roach also spotted in the corner >>952752
>friend sends her a shein package >>952807
>body pic uploaded >>95284
>complains about friends abandoning her because shes poor and a fent addict, not because shes a scammer and a thief >>952955
>will luna hit it off with one of the 20+ men who added her on facebook? >>953085, >>953086
>new reddit account found but nothing posted it to it yet >>953121
>girl look how orange you look >>953156, >>953157, >>953158
>nasty coomer in her comments >>953194
>new facebook account found but she doesn't seem to be using it >>953344
>eagle eyed anon finds her new active reddit and she mentions an arrest >>953690
>arrest record found >>953705, >>953706, she has court this month
>key posts and comments from the account compiled >>953718

SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnies
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ (inactive)
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/(deleted)
https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82
https://www.reddit.com/user/edgeofhell82 (inactive)
https://www.reddit.com/user/funeral1996 (inactive)
https://www.reddit.com/user/antichrist45

No. 953813


No. 953816

Love the pic OP

No. 953820

Throwback for those asking, when Luna was on judge Judy's mentorship. 2014. Her bits are on 2:00 and 4:40
(The irony of Judy saying she doesnt have to worry about Luna looking at her nails, when it's all she does now.)

No. 953821

>>953820
At 4:40, Ms. Luna 'I can do big things' Slater. Oh, she's….big, for sure!

No. 953822

>>953820
She seems so uncomfortable in her skin here. Her body language is a constant apology for simply daring to exist & take up space.

No. 953823

>>953822
All of the other girls in the video are dressed very professionally and well-groomed but Luna dresses and looks like an actual sped. Frumpy dress, hair a mess.

No. 953824

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wanted to see what lurch was posting while tuba got arrested. he was tweeting foot girls the day after it happened.

No. 953825

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No. 953826

>>953825
Does she have a big overbite or something? Why does she look like she's going 'Derrr…what?' sticking her front teeth out when she turns to the side?

No. 953827

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No. 953828

>>953825
Her crazy overbite always makes her look like a Simpsons character

No. 953829

>>953825
Was she a special ed child? Lurch went after a slow teenager?? He's even more of a creep than I thought, ew. Easier for him to groom her I guess, disgusting.

No. 953830

>>953827
If they really sent the wrong size, it would be an easy fix. But did you order a size too small because you don't want to come to terms with the fact you have massive feet? What does she wear? Size 11?

No. 953831

>>953827
If they're only "half a size" too small it's not a big deal. After she wears the boots for a while, they're going to become looser. 1st world problems lol.

No. 953832

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>>953820
The young women in this video seem so fresh, dedicated and intelligent. It makes Tuna seem like a special needs case they feature to show the program is inclusive.

No. 953834

>>953825
Sage for blogposting but I've been following this cow since 2014 and still forget just how deep her regular speaking voice is (which wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if she wasn't such a retarded sped of 0% substance). If I was a 5'9/5'10, wide set woman like her I'd lean into becoming physically strong and muscular (especially with that wide, strong-shouldered + upper back football player build). She's clearly not meant to be rail thin but also doesn't have to be this fat, unhealthy, and overall lazy either. Too bad her BPDemons are still disillusioned enough to think she can achieve the tall, model-like waif look if she just "tries hard enough" by starving, etc (even though we've seen her at her "thinnest" from stims/crack years ago). I wiwh she'd consider her weird, left-field interest in baseball and strive to be more like an idealized version of them at least kek.(blogging)

No. 953835

>>953826
Yes, she’s mentioned before her overbite was (is?) so bad she would drool.

No. 953837

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>>953828
>>Her crazy overbite always makes her look like a Simpsons character<<

No. 953838

>>953820
Seen this before but it's so fucking sad watching it and knowing how her life has turned out

No. 953844

>>953837
NONA i spit my water out when I saw this top kek! Not far off from reality tbh

No. 953845

>>953811
great title and picture, excellent new thread, but one thing I hope someone remembers to update next time: Luna and Lurch have been together for more than ten years now, not eight
(vomit forever)

No. 953848

>>953834
Luna is fat but imo not necessarily strong shouldered. In photos where she had a lower weight she looked pear shaped.

No. 953849

>>953825
Watching this with the sound off is even more bizarre. What are her fast, weird movements? Is she autistic? THIS is what lurch was interested in?????????????

No. 953850

>>953825
>>953849
Woah, that does look really weird w/ the volume off. She looks like she's giving an apology and is just so very sorry.
I don't notice signs of autism in her. It's possible to go undiagnosed when it's the mildest (level 1). If she were diagnosed w/ it, you know we'd hear about it daily.

No. 953851

Kek she always wanted petite to her name and she got it, be careful what you wish for

No. 953854

For some reason I've always gotten autistic vibes from Lurch, like old man autism

No. 953857

>>953825
her little shifty eye head movement at the end always gets a laugh out of me

No. 953858

>>953811
Is her cat dead yet? It sucks that the poor cat has to be with these people.

No. 953860

>>953854
everything about lurch's personality can be ascribed to his status as a filthy old coomer junkie

No. 953861

It's always so jarring seeing her standing next to someone that isn't Lurch. She's a big person, like holy shit.

No. 953862

How did she get $500 out of a magic ATM and not take Pumpkin to the vet yet, fucking bullshit. unprofessional bullshit.

No. 953864

>>953854
You expect a 50 year old heroin addict to act any other way?

No. 953866

>>953862
no nona didn’t you read?? she’s gotta give it away to people on the street bc she’s so selfless and caring

No. 953871

What’s up with anons trying to diagnose Tuna and Lurch as autistic itt? They’re retarded junkies and Tuna is extra awkward because she’s 2 meter long and wide

No. 953875

>>953874
anon its linked in OP

No. 953877

>>953875
I'm dumb. Thank you.

No. 953881

depressing how she hasnt changed but just got worse. looking like shes tweaking/very insecure. brain was fried years ago leaving her a giant insecure barely thinking mess.
>>953871
I don't think they get out much and spend too much online looking at mental illness bullshit. ive noticed people naive to the effects drugs and alcohol (especially long term) have on people are more likely to armchair.

No. 953882

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No. 953883

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looks like they’ve already got a stain on them

No. 953884

>>953871
Seems ppl are maybe using 'autistic' as a catch-all word for off/weird.
>>953883
She even had stains on her dress in that Her Honor interview! Can she not eat w/out spilling on herself?

No. 953885

I was the one who said Lurch gives me autistic vibes but I wasn't referring to his scummy behaviour at all, it's everything else that gives me that impression but nvm it was just a passing comment it's not that serious(no1currs)

No. 953886

>>953871
i think people are mistaking lurches stimulant abuse for a neurodivergency

No. 953888

>>953871
I originally asked about tuna because what is going on with her in the video? It looks like she can't make eye contact and is moving oddly. Or is she just that awkward/was it the start of her heavy drug use? My comment was simply asking a question about her ffs

No. 953889

>>953888
I see what you mean. I don't think she was using hard drugs yet. What I see is just someone so deeply insecure that it's really striking to watch.

No. 953890

>>953888
she abused benzos and weed at the time already. was probably high.

No. 953891

>>953888
Being awkward and having a hard time making eye contact doesn't necessarily make you autistic. Not everything is autism.

No. 953896

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With all the filters she thinks she looks like a high class Russian escort but she actually looks like a bloated junkie prostitute dragged out of the Hudson after a week.

I was playing Bitlife (I know) and this bitch would not leave me alone. It was so perfect. Her name, the sunglasses, the fact she died at 60 from an OD.

I can't even sage, is there a glitch rn?(derailing, unsaged)

No. 953901

>>953883
I'm shocked she would wear platform shoes

No. 953912

>>953844
The red bra makes a comeback!

No. 953913

>>953901
Those a Uggs? Barely platform shoes, more like slippers?

No. 953942

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She keeps this filter on even when she’s not taking a picture of her face. It’s like she can’t bare to accidentally see herself without the filter on

No. 953949

>>953942
her hair is so patchy looking

No. 953953

>>953949
Yeah, and some of it looks actually purple, and some not. It's funny that she thinks her hair is some kind of accomplishment. Most ppl have hair. It grows if you let it.

No. 953955

>>953942
her hair by her face straight up look like cobwebs

No. 953958

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Same shit different day. “No makeup except for the makeup I’m wearing here here and here”

No. 953959

>>953958
Is this the Ddlg, 'Daddy, I fink I wet my diapey' face that she's doing here? The eyebrows look…great. And, no makeup here, except for the makeup and the strong filter erasing all her freckles & giving her facial surgery.

No. 953964

>>953958
i love her drug induced delusion that she’s gonna somehow become a beauty influencer.

No. 953965

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>>953958
The extra layer of petroleum + the filter/light + her hair being pulled back is giving renaissance or dutch painting vibes. Sorry, nonas & Peter Paul Rubens.

No. 953978

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>>953913
Nah, she hasn't been lucky enough to find the magical dumpster that gives her Uggs in her size. These are just ugly knockoffs from amazon, definetly platforms, and the reviews say they're hard to walk in because the sole doesn't bend whatsoever. So imagine this behemoth clomping thru the streets of New York, already can't walk right because she's high and too busy staring at her reflection, and then in too-small shoes that don't bend. Kek

No. 954013

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No. 954014

>>954013
Does she mean this post is to try to make her feel hot? Like, for validation?….
Also, Luna, how's that ketamine therapy going that you totally are gonna qualify for, and that GLP-1 weight loss med you also totally will qualify for?

No. 954016

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No. 954017

>>954014
Yes lol, Tuna is very open about posting pictures because she wants validation. One of the big cow moments in her career was when Roger died and in the midst of her supposed depression she posted selfies asking people to compliment her because she was “sad”. This was a man she insisted she viewed as her ‘real’ dad, kek.

No. 954018

>>954016
Wth is that next to her, the big brown thing? I like how it's angled to cut off part of her large waistline. Also love her 'Durr…what?' overbite mouth that she thinks is so sexy.
>>954017
That is the most juvenile way of posting, openly asking for compliments. When will she grow out of the widdle teen girl act?

No. 954020

>>954016
She's so lucky that she doesn't seem to have gained any fat in her face and hands. If she stuck to posting selfies from the shoulder up, no one would know that she's extremely overweight. She might even be able to take pictures of her tits and face for dope money if she hid her midsection and arms. Like why she gotta tell on herself with all these unflattering pictures? While I can't say for sure, I feel like she could grift for more money if she didn't expose herself as the sloppy obese creature she is.

No. 954035

>>954018
kek she's leaning against the dresser to dry and hide her back-gut/shelf-ass. Unreal.

No. 954036

>>954020
her body is definitely proportional to her weight. she’s not like amberlynn where her tiny ass head looks ridiculous on her planet sized body. if luna just worked out she might even look okay with extra pounds on her.

No. 954037

>>954036
>Luna working out
About as likely as her getting sober or getting a job

No. 954038

>>954036
Lol. You haven't seen a full body pic of her, she's just decent at angling and posing her pictures. Where's the pink car pic, and she's even bigger now…

No. 954039

>>954036
i mean yeah if she wasn’t a dirty junkie living in squalor with a gross older man, she might have the motivation to work out, have better hygiene, and look less like a crack whore but i mean… she’s a cow for a reason - nancy spungen vibes except she’s attached to lurch instead of being a groupie

No. 954042

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>>954018
>>954035
no, she is actually laying down on her bed and that object is setting next to her on the bed. It is creating sort of an optical illusion.

No. 954046

So fat and still no boobs.

No. 954052

>>954042
Yes but what is it that's laying next to her and hiding some fat?

No. 954053

>>954052
I think it may be, like someone else said here, too the corner of a table, and she's laying on her back on her bed, w/ the table next to her. The tabletop looks really weird, but I think it might be a plastic-y table w/ some kind of wood-like fake wood printed pattern, kind of on top of it?

No. 954056

>>954052
It's a nightstand. She'd on the bed behind it. What I wanna know is if I'm really seeing her show off her nasty tea-bag looking pillow here? >>954013 By her hair? If it's a pillow it actually looks moldy

No. 954061

>954056
I can't tell if that's a nasty pillow or some kind of faded floral print or stuffed animal. Bc it looks too purple/pink to be a gross pillow, which usually looks just tan, beige stained.

No. 954065

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No. 954066

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No. 954067

>>954065
She has dermatitis of some kind & it won't go away w/ aquaphor. Does she rly just think it's a random dry patch, no cause? See a derm for free. And who tf is that? Different person in every pic, & it's never her.

No. 954069

>>954066
Too poor to get more? There's no way she paid for them. Just steal another pack.

No. 954071

>>954066
>I got caught stealing so I can't steal for a while.

No. 954077

>>954065
Luna your skin always looks like shit. I can't believe she's so proud of this patchy-ass blue-and-yellow hair lmao it looks so awful.

>>954073

topkek at "sugar shovels" but I gotta disagree–her fingers look fat AF and it shows in every fatty's hands. dimples and discoloration around knuckles, phalanges thick as fuck. Her hands look as fat as the rest of her, she just tries to only show the tops of her fingers with really long nails to create the illusion of semi-normal hands. Plus her hands and Lurch's are always swollen from shooting up, which certainly doesn't help.

No. 954079

>>954077
You're wrong. Her face and hands don't look nearly as obese as she actually is.

No. 954081

>>954065
one eye is trying to look at the camera, the other is trying to escape

No. 954084

my favorite lunaism/lurchism is how he lies about his age by 3 years and she goes along with it despite every hospital bracelet hes ever had saying 1979… i don't even get why a man would lie about his age by such a small margin. he has a really bad pathological lying problem. and lunas picked it up by association.

No. 954085

>>954079
Nta, but Its because tuna is so tall. She may be obese class 2, but all that weight is centered on her body. She still absolutely has that unmistakeble fat hand and face look. But she isnt to the "all fat girls look the same in the face" point yet because she would need to be in like obesity class 3 or higher just because she NOT ONLY is tall, but also has a "large frame" so of course her hands and face arent super revealing on her true weight. Shes a freak and she has always somewhat known that. Lmfao

No. 954086

>>954065
What excuse will she come up w/ when it's her 'summer dry patch'? Bc it's not dry skin, and not likely to go away by slapping petroleum jelly on it.

No. 954087

>>954079
The fact that you can look at >>954042 or >>953883 and say her hands/fingers don't look obese is wild to me. She wears long skinny nails to create an illusion of thin fingers but I see fatty hands. Everyone's entitled to their opinion though, I'm not trying to bicker with you. I just se fatty hands kek.

What I really want is more info on the outcome of the arrest! I'd kill to see that mugshot, lol. I assume she'll get a slap on the wrist/community service or something but I'm interested to see where the "Tuna's got a record now" saga goes.

No. 954092

>>954087
So was she actually arrested, taken to jail, booked and released with a court date? Or was she just detained at the store/in the cop car and then released with a ticket/court date? Can you tell by the court record?

No. 954104

Medfag

She has periorbital / perioral dermatitis. She has had it for ages. Lotions will temp make the crust look less bad but without clindamycin it'll never resolve.

No. 954106

>>954104
not medfag and truly asking because I’m stunned there hasn’t been a an orbital cellulitis saga that she tries to treat herself or play off and am curious- what makes you say dermatitis over cellulitis? That’s it’s more eczemaish from her description and she’s slapping random irritants on her face 24/7? Her living conditions and hygiene scream cellulitis to me vs her skincare/skinabuse catching up and ngl im shocked she hasn’t gotten a severe infection yet

No. 954113

>>954106
Ntayrt, but slapping irritants on your face doesn't give you orbital cellulitis, tho. If she had that, it'd be an ever increasing infection that was extremely dangerous. It looks like dermatitis to me bc it's just a little skin rash that persists endlessly, not dangerous, painful, and getting worse and worse till she's in danger of death.

No. 954116

>>954066
>>954069
Why doesn’t she actually put them under her eye like you’re supposed to? It sucks that she’s had no no one to teach her that, but you will eventually gotta learn whether you do or not. If she is paying for them. She’s wasting her money if she is stealing them, she is wasting her time. It’s not gonna have nearly the effect it’s supposed to.

No. 954117

>>954106
she has had cellulitis before she tried to edit it out on a medchart sheet but it was still visible

No. 954121

>>954066
what the hell is above her bridge piercing? makeup caked up into two balls on either side of her bridge?

No. 954122

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No. 954123

>>954122
What makes her continue to shave off the outer parts of her brows?? Looks hilarious! And why does she look like a little bridge troll, here, w/ her proportions?

No. 954124

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No. 954125

>>954122
The thick layer of fat around her face is completely consuming any features she once had. I know people say this a lot but she has never looked more like sloth from the goonies >>954122

No. 954128

>>954113
Sorry I think I wrote it weirdly- I was asking if the irritants/patchy rash are what is making it seem like dermatitis to dr. nona over her living conditions and hygiene being a cause for cellulitis since both are factors, or if she was just going by presentation entirely. it’s just impressive to me when doctors can look at rashes specifically on the spot and gauge what it is, since they can overlap/present so similarly and I’m being autistic lol
>>954117
oh damn I forgot about that- that when she wanted to brag that she had an eating disorder in her records right? I can’t believe she’s been like this for so long

No. 954130

>>954121
That's where her old rejected bridge piercing used to be. She got it redone.

No. 954137

>>954117
Yes she's had cellulitis where she's shot up.

This is the same crust she's had in perpetuity around her mouth.

No. 954148

>>954122
Holy shit she’s massive. Her arm is giant plus her butt shelf. I’m surprised she uploaded these because she usually contorts herself in strange angles to appear slimmer

No. 954150

>>954148
Her giant shelf ass makes her think she has a tiny waist and therefore is slim thick kek
>>954122
jfc the fat hanging over her knee

No. 954153

>>954128
Cellulitis doesn't really look like a rash so much as red, swollen and puffy.

I have known a few "functional" (more so than Luna, at least) hard drug users over the years who developed eczema-like rashes that cleared up when they quit. Could be that the additional stress on the body causes these issues to flare or could be all the extra toxic shit the drugs are cut with(medfagging)

No. 954155

>>954122
Is her hair purple on purpose? If so why not the ends?

No. 954156

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Shoes off in a public toilet!!!!!!!

No. 954158

>>954156
mirror reflection

No. 954159

>>954156
I think that's just her reflection in the mirror making her fake Uggs look placed not right on her feet. Looks like she's in the methadone clinic bathroom, bc the sign on the wall says 'program' something. Wonder if she got pee tested, since she says she 'never' does, or if she just was peeing/admiring herself. Not that being clean or dirty effects her much, in her case.

No. 954167

>>954124
Her eye looks kinda fucked. It's drooping, and she's saying it's "just a dry patch"? >>954065 it looks like she got clocked.

No. 954168

>>954124
Does anyone know why she shaves off the outer parts of her brows, genuinely? Does she think they are 'imperfect' how they grow in? I think the only way she cd think this looks better is the over-confidence from being high. It looks genuinely hilarious. Do ppl not burst into laughter? How can she walk around like that? It looks like she even filled in the inner part, but left the other half totally bare!

No. 954170

>>954168
it's definitely her being high. she used to do her eyeliner terrible too, just crooked thick smears going nearly to her ears. idk if she genuinely just doesn't care after she comes down and sees how it looks or if she's truly so burnt out that she sees nothing wrong with it.

No. 954172

File: 1741406479402.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1290x2168, IMG_3132.jpeg)

This has been her Instagram caption on her last 4 pictures of herself

No. 954177

>>954155
she's just using purple shampoo or whatever else and the hair is too fucked to hold that pigment consistently in her hair

No. 954185

>>954124
Jesus she looks about 40

No. 954192

>>954185
That's mean to 40 year olds.

No. 954197

File: 1741459854276.jpeg (809.31 KB, 1290x1292, IMG_2148.jpeg)

always a trip finding a cows post unintentionally

No. 954198

>>954197
So weird how she still thinks being a junkie is a 'mood.' You'd think the mystique would be broken her her by now, bc she can see there's nothing beautiful about that lifestyle now. Bc of her BPD, she always tries to act like she's a character in a book, I think, describing her 'lore' & 'quirky' characteristics like it's a character development exercise in English class. Is living in roach infested filth & poverty really that romantic still, to her, or does she just think she can convince others it really is?

No. 954199

>>954197
Her and TND have a lot more in common than I thought

No. 954200

File: 1741462090589.jpeg (1.72 MB, 1290x2207, IMG_3133.jpeg)

Such skinny hands!

No. 954201

>>954200
holy shit her feet are like bear paws she’s fucking huge

No. 954203

>>954200
For only $32 min. or a little more, she could've gotten an actual suede & sheep's wool pair of off brand Uggs on Amazon. I bet she couldn't swing the extra $12. Must suck to be that broke, huh? Wonder if someone paid her in an Amazon gift card for her 'sexy' content.

No. 954206

>>954200
whoever said shes lucky she has skinny hands must be huge.

No. 954213

File: 1741467921854.jpeg (1.12 MB, 1290x1730, IMG_3134.jpeg)


No. 954223

File: 1741476115755.jpg (64.33 KB, 861x1000, 512N2N0BJjL._AC_UY1000_.jpg)

>>954200
Lobster mitts

No. 954224

>>954123
>>954168
Sometimes people do that when they regularly fill in the ends, usually to create an arch or to just generally accentuate naturally thin brow tails. Her makeup skills have always been piss poor though, so idk why she does this just to make the most unappealing and wildly uneven brows possible kek.

No. 954225

>>954168
she says she's unhappy with the shape of them naturally so she shaves them off. why she thinks it looks better idk.

No. 954226

>>954222
Sometimes on her pics, it looks like she then fills in the inner part that still has hair, but doesn't fill in the outer part at all. Is that just the filter doing that, thinking that's her whole eyebrow? Would a filter do that…?

No. 954228

File: 1741476724362.jpg (1.41 MB, 2880x2880, 20250308_233018.jpg)

>>953832
She reminds me of Genie Wiley.

No. 954229

>>954226
If it's freshly shaved and the filters are working overtime (as per usual with her), they can definitely appear airbrushed to the point of looking weirdly half-erased. The filters seem to struggle with her "unique" features and she's too vain, dumb, and high to care kek.

No. 954231

>>954228
This is a starkly chilling physical comparison… I instantly knew which pic was gonna be referenced upon seeing Gene Wiley on the homepage, fuck.

No. 954235

>>954231
Why does she remind you both of Genie Wiley? I know her story, but the only similarity I see is the t-rex arms and being unkempt.

No. 954238

>>954235
For me it's mostly in the first pic on the left where they have similar-ish posturing, bob cuts, and dresses, but they also share the same empty-eyed vacancy you'd only see in either a literal feral child or a gormless addict permanently stuck in arrested development.

No. 954239

File: 1741479904518.png (186.57 KB, 1492x740, Screenshot 2025-03-08 at 7.23.…)

in case anyone ever wanted an old school tuna hair tutorial (sarcasm)

No. 954242

File: 1741481787481.jpeg (1.66 MB, 1290x2291, IMG_3141.jpeg)


No. 954243

File: 1741482481180.png (518.02 KB, 971x1111, courtney.png)

>>954239
you should have included the reference image she replied to

No. 954245

>>954242
…WHAT!? How can this even be?! Those eyebrows are so off center and hilariously bad. This artiste, here, has to be joking!

No. 954246

>>954242
kek those brows make her look like a character in a Japanese horror story

No. 954247

File: 1741485209338.jpg (394.58 KB, 1079x2011, Screenshot_20250308_175144_Red…)


No. 954250

>>954243
why? i think if we're itt we know what courtney love looks like. why would i care to post some teenagers post that luna replied to if you don't even need the context to understand

No. 954251

>>954250
Maybe bc Courtney loves hair here definitely isn't achieved by "not washing it, bleaching it into damaged oblivion, and violently thrashing your head up and down" like tuna suggests lmaoooooo. All you need is a curling iron/straightner and dry shampoo

No. 954254

>>954247
So weird seeing her posting on that account after being silent there for 6 months
So her reddit account are: funeral1996, edgeofhell82 and antichrist45. There's probably more out there, if any of you brave souls are up to go around nude selling subs.

No. 954277

>>954251
I never had any desire to look like Courtney Love, I actually got like a wolf cut lol but it’s definitely not low maintenance I def had a Courtney Love phase in my teens tho(unsaged blogging)

No. 954278

>>954247
She should feel silly, bc self-harm is usually not done by adults. I wonder how much of it is an emotional manipulation tool used on Lurch & her parents, tho, like 'Don't be mean to Luna–she might cut herself!'

No. 954279

>>954278
she has such a bad case of arrested development. we all know this but the drug use and her romanticizing of drug addicts and bpd has only stagnated her growth into an actual person.
imagine being almost 30 and openly posting in forums for mostly teenagers about shoplifting, cutting yourself, and bragging about how damaged your hair is. it’s really skeevy.
this shit doesn’t get cuter the old you get. it’s only cute when you’re 22, even then it’s pushing it.

No. 954281

>>954254
How long before you think she’ll start making the accounts talk to each other?

No. 954302

>>954247
she's such a liar. she's been "cutting" herself since her very first thread.

No. 954337

>>954302
yea shes been actively self harming for years like did she forget about the time she "accidentally" stabbed herself…. plus all the other times in the last couple years she "relapsed" on self harm. its one of the few things shes been consistent with, along with being fat, doing drugs, being dirty as fuck, and begging for cheap cheap items online.

No. 954357

>>954281
I'm surprised she hasn't accidentally replied to herself already.

No. 954362

>>954357
Interestingly, of all the cows to sockpuppet themselves I don't think Luna does it. I don't recall her having any known sockpuppet accounts she engages with, she doesn't really send herself any hate or praise even on anon. She rambles into the void but she's not making up responses.

No. 954365

>>954362
she clearly did on tumblr anon asks but that's easy.

No. 954373

File: 1741696523567.jpg (192.35 KB, 1080x2061, 1000009190.jpg)

>>953828
She really does. This is my first time seeing her sideprofile, she never shows it in her selfies kek

No. 954376

File: 1741702573492.jpeg (1.68 MB, 1290x2289, IMG_3156.jpeg)


No. 954380

>>954376
Knock-off Uggs are always great for working out in. Breathable and ideal for working up a sweat in.

No. 954381

File: 1741708323925.jpeg (949.6 KB, 1290x1983, IMG_3157.jpeg)

Goddamn she is BIG.

No. 954383

>>954373
Maybe she was really Lurch all along. She does look just like a Simpsons character.

No. 954384

>>954381
I feel like those are Lurch's sweatpants, bc she had nothing 'clean' to wear & thinks that's romantic. Where's this amazing waist-to-hip ratio she brags about?

No. 954385

>>954384
More like fridge block waist to ass-shelf ratio

No. 954386

>>954381
When you're not sure if she has something in her pocket or if it's just fat.

No. 954391

File: 1741723631159.jpeg (805.88 KB, 1290x1756, IMG_2189.jpeg)


No. 954392

>>954391
kekkkk was she advertising selling nudes on facebook or something?

No. 954393

>>954391
'laughing at me for what' and then 'lmao' right after that? Why would she be laughing her ass off bc someone just told her they're not at all interested & just making fun of her? But Luna always writes like that, I guess. Why does she then post this online for everyone to see her humiliation? She thinks ppl will rush in feeling bad w/ $$$, right? Delulu, thy name is Luna.

No. 954394

>>954393
She probably thinks she really clapped back in this convo and she’ll show the people who laugh at her but more secretly.

No. 954395

File: 1741730681763.jpeg (542.33 KB, 1290x1186, IMG_2190.jpeg)

constantly trying to cope with the fact her mouth is rotting lol.

No. 954396

>>954395
ma'am, when your body is your product as a 'tute, you probably want to at least TRY to give people the impression you wash and brush..

No. 954397

>>954395
The irony! Luna in each pic is like 'new character unlocked,' bc she uses such strong filters. It's not normal for your front tooth to be devitalized & for you to just leave it like that. It's dead. I think being around the methadone clinic ppl all the time, you might start to think having nasty teeth is normal. But it's not. We have access to dentists, and if you floss & brush daily, your teeth will not look rotten. She tries to hide her nastiness behind fake activism.

No. 954399

>>954395
Tuna. Just because your crest white strips don't work on your brown teeth that you won't floss or regularly brush doesn't mean that other people shouldn't have white, perfect teeth. It's just what they want. She's mad because she can't achieve a decent/cute "look" and style, probably.

No. 954401

>>954395
Not only is she coping, she’s lying to herself. Luna would give anything to be adored and admired for her beauty. She wants to be the kind of woman who is 'effortlessly' thin and conventionally attractive, but now she’s criticising it? Get real! Anyone who knows anything about her can see she’s starving for attention and validation.

No. 954402

>>954395
Your teeth aren’t meant to be brown and dead either tuna. When’s the last time she’s seen a dentist I wonder?

No. 954403

>>954395
Tuna, brush your goddamn teeth. She's so vile, someone at the clinic must have fainted when she opened her mouth and the stench of rot and fossilized tartar wafted out. Tuna could get into a halitosis fight with a hippo and win.

No. 954405

>>954381
How could she posts this? If this is the one that she chose, what did the deleted ones look like?!!

No. 954409

>>954381
genuinely, i don't know how she survives everyday. i mean i know how she does (drugs) but goddamn. no degree, no actual job experience, no home, no money, no friends, a cheating z-rate horror movie monster of a boyfriend, sickly cats that don't like her. atp she's a cockroach. the world keeps beating her down and somehow she survives.

No. 954411

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No. 954413

File: 1741761281153.jpg (95.16 KB, 573x492, 1000033038.jpg)

>>954411
The audacity of her constantly using the "clean" filter when her septum jewelry is this caked with filth.

No. 954417

>>954411
Is it normal for your boob crack to reach your clavicle

No. 954419

>>954413
Is that leftover foundation? What the fuck

No. 954420

>>954417
It's just bc she has so much extra padding on her body, that the 'cleavage' reaches all the way up there. It's like a foot long!

No. 954422

>>954419
Probably a mix of foundation and snot

No. 954424

>>954413
that is fucking disgusting jesus christ tuna.
>>954411
and what are those black dots on her chin/neck area? blackheads? straight up dirt? they're definitely not freckles…

No. 954425

>>954413
This is infinitely worse than when she drank her own piss.
I’m going to be sick

No. 954426

File: 1741792022394.png (3.66 MB, 1290x2796, IMG_3168.png)

Her entire life is just “feeling hot today” “not feeling hot today”

No. 954428

>>954426
Showcasing new or old SH on her arm? Also, the redness of her “dry eye patch” is concerning. I wish she would just see someone about it for some topical antibiotics or something, but I also had wished she’d get pumpkin to a vet or take care of her nail fungus too, so..

No. 954429

>>954424
Omg, what are those black dots?! I hadn't noticed them. Is that black hairs growing in, like stubble, that was shaved?? Or just dirt?

No. 954430

>>954429
>>954424
i've noticed for the past couple years shes always had that black residue on her neck and chin its hella nasty but i have no clue what it could be. in the past i thought maybe residue from bandages but she never has any bandages on.

No. 954435

>>954429
They look like blackheads to me

No. 954436

>>954435
Same anon here, and I don't think they are, bc they look too long to me, the ones right at her jawbone. They're coming off her skin by a couple mm's, like hairs. Other parts just look like black dots, but some are long. Wd she grow black facial hair? She has bright red pubes & facial hair color can be darker. Ppl w/ PCOS grow facial hair sometimes & maybe that's why she's said she 'needs' to have facial razors on hand (she said for her brows, but maybe for more.)

No. 954439

File: 1741804146496.png (290.4 KB, 627x466, Screenshot 2025-03-12 11.26.51…)

>>954435
For comparison, here's a medical pic of a woman w/ PCOS who has facial hair growth. See how the pattern matches where Luna's 'black dots' are, right along the jawline but not higher on the chin?

No. 954440

>>954436
>>954439
they dont look like hairs tho theyre too irregularly shaped. more like dirt/residue/fibers that sticks to her face because of all the goop she puts on. or maybe blackheads? i remember other addicts in her old threads saying they got these gross black things in their skin when they did drugs because of all the shit its cut with. so maybe that?

No. 954444

>>954426
Her face looks very strange on this picture

No. 954446

>>954439
I don't think it's facial hair because it goes far down her neck onto her chest a bit as well. The big one on her chin looks like one of those giant nasty blackheads that you would see on a dirty old man in those blackhead removal videos kek.
Holy fuck she is so grody, between the black dots and the months worth of gunk on her nose ring. Absolutely filthy

No. 954449

>>954429
It's black gunk from her necklace and blackheads likely caused by her dirty necklace.

No. 954450

File: 1741821913540.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1290x1943, IMG_3173.jpeg)


No. 954451

>>954450
the hint of black nail under her press on

No. 954452

File: 1741825272291.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1290x1996, IMG_2207.jpeg)


No. 954453

>>954452
God DAMN those teeth! That's a really old pic, right? Why does it look like her dead roof is also chipped there? No way she got that fixed, bc it's expensive & they wouldn't cosmetically repair a chipped dead tooth.

No. 954454

>>954452
as he's passed out in the background lmao girl you changed it yourself

No. 954455

>>954452
fucked up teeth aside it’s crazy how bad she’s gotten at makeup. Her eyebrows look normal and her eye makeup looks nice. And this was before she discovered face altering filters I’m pretty sure
If I didn’t know who they were I would think it’s a pretty cute picture

No. 954456

>>954452
The sheer audacity of her to post that teeth rant in earnest when her mouth looks like that. And I guarantee once she falls asleep, he's changing his background back to hide her from the girls he creeps on when he's out prowling the streets. Look through his contacts, Tuna.

No. 954464

>>954428
How many days since she posted Pumpkin at all? We need a counter like with the chair. That poor cat.

No. 954467

>>954452
is this pic old? its the nicest shes looked in a while

No. 954469

>>954467
Yeah if I were tuna I’d wonder why he chose a pic of me when I was much younger, thinner and cleaner. But didn’t she wake up one morning and caught him staring at a baby tuna pic too? What a creep.

No. 954482

>>954436
The shit on her chin looks like it could be a blackhead but the stuff on her neck look like skin tags or moles. The way they blend into the freckling and sun damage in her cleavage isn't something you'd typically see in a woman under 45

No. 954484

File: 1741885564357.png (48.55 KB, 218x164, Screenshot 2025-03-13 10.03.29…)

Why does she have little butt checks on her top lip? I know some have said it's from her teeth pushing her lip out, but I don't think that'd cause that. I've never seen that on anyone else. So weird.

No. 954487

>>954452
celebrating something like this after the length of time they’ve been together is genuinely sad, I wish she could see that.

No. 954489

>>954484
my tinfoil is that she was born with a cleft lip/palate but who knows. shes always had it.

No. 954493

>>954489
If she were born w/ a cleft palate, we'd have heard about it, I bet. She likes to claim every injury & disability she can, and a cleft palate wd be a genuinely tragic type of not-her-fault condition she'd love to claim. She considers herself disabled & that'd be another great reason to add to her list of why it's all not her fault.

No. 954502

>>954493
eh it might be embarassing because its a deformity like how shayna kept quiet about her boob job online for years.

No. 954506

File: 1741905873406.jpeg (737.32 KB, 1116x1162, IMG_3259.jpeg)

she looks kind of deformed in this baby picture, but i cant tell if its her hand in front of her face

No. 954507

>>954506
Wow, her mom definitely now has had the classic facial changes that come w/ extensive tooth loss, like the witch chin that juts forward in a point, the shortened facial height. In more recent pics compared to here, it's so clear.

No. 954508

File: 1741909275410.jpeg (1.37 MB, 1290x2180, IMG_3184.jpeg)

>>954506
I think that’s her hand in front of her face, in the baby picture here her lips look normal and there’s no scar or anything

No. 954509

File: 1741912367680.jpeg (1.69 MB, 1290x2294, IMG_3186.jpeg)

It’s a video of the fire alarm going off but is that a broom in the corner?! I’m literally shocked.

No. 954510

>>954509
It's probably just used to pound on the ceiling when the crackheads are wiling out. They have so much shit piled in that room, there's not even a floor to sweep.

No. 954511

>>954510
kek the broom head is probably the cleanest thing in that room

No. 954522

>>954509
I guarantee it's to remove the kitty litter Pumpkin tracks out of her litter box from their 3 square feet of open floor space because walking directly through it is uncomfortable on their feet. There's no actual cleaning happening.

No. 954529

>>954506
you could've told me this was Luna with dyed brown hair and id believe you. thanks to the drug use she now looks exactly like her mum. Bet she's thrilled about that lmao

No. 954530

File: 1741978273709.jpeg (1.67 MB, 1290x2287, IMG_3196.jpeg)


No. 954532

>>954530
Oh, for her torn meniscus…? Interesting. She never complains of knee pain, specifically. Is it from her Cotton Eye Joe incident, I wonder? Or wear and tear from being fat?

No. 954534

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No. 954535

File: 1741984707186.jpeg (1.56 MB, 1290x1850, IMG_3198.jpeg)

so funny how she has a way of “finding” something every time she goes out. blown in from the wind, thrown in a dumpster, left on a park bench, etc

No. 954538

>>954534
That knockoff Tiffany's heart necklace is absolutely disgusting. It's BLACK and rusty looking, when it's supposed to look silver. She is so gross, I will never understand.

No. 954542

>>954426
she really needs to retire the duckface.

No. 954543

File: 1741994270688.jpg (639.91 KB, 2256x1080, Screenshot_20250314_161532_Sam…)

What in the blackhead, skin tag hell is this nightmare on her gobble?

No. 954546

File: 1741997989670.jpeg (897.72 KB, 1290x2314, IMG_2227.jpeg)

back to e grifting on facebook for more cheap cheap junk

No. 954548

>>954546
lol as soon as I posted this the page refreshed and a “lovely friend” ordered her new ones

No. 954549

>>954546
I know these things smell insane

No. 954550

>>954548
I wonder if that's a male who simps for her for some unknown, bizarre reason, like they don't understand that filters make her into a whole different person, and the person they're seeing in the pics/video literally doesn't exist. Or a female 'lovely friend' who maybe also has a crush on her? I just can't imagine why anyone else would spend $30 on her for nothing in return.

No. 954555

>>954546
Only thirty dollars for some ear weights from amazon. She should ask for $30 in quarters and some soap so she can go wash laundry or something. She's never done laundry one single time in the history of these threads and I'd bet money on that.

No. 954557

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No. 954558

>>954550
she surprisingly and disgustingly enough has quite a few male simps on facebook consistently complimenting her and commenting on her posts
a few weeks back she posted she accepted a ton of follower requests / added a ton of randos and the majority are all men.
I really do wonder if they’re “clients” or what I can’t imagine anyone actually paying to see her nudes that can be found on reddit for free. and I can’t imagine luna forming friendships with anyone unless there was some type of monetary benefit

No. 954559

>>954557
Government health insurance pays for a surgery like this? Idk what she cares about getting her knee fixed for. Pain pills and ass pats? She doesn't walk around or move at all.

No. 954560

>>954558
I'm pretty sure those men were making fun of her…

No. 954562

>>954560
not really, if you go through her account right now they are all praising her, complimenting her and giving asspats and going as far as telling her her rotten teeth are totally fine, socially acceptable, and “cute”
the facebook post where she posted the screenshots of the guy making fun of her has 40 plus comments of people telling her to “ignore the haters!!” and saying her sex work is super valid!!1!1
she’s been posting more on facebook than any of her other socials and it’s clear it’s because she’s getting the attention and validation she so desperately craves on there

No. 954563

>>954558
They wouldn't give her any pain meds that would make surgery worth it. She'd be crazy if she doesn't know that atp. Maybe it's to be 'poor widdle me' again? That's a weird choice. And yeah, free gov't insurance covers really just about any & everything.

No. 954567

>>954535
she straight up goes out and takes people's shit. doesnt seem to matter if its in a store or at a park, she stealing. she cant even use this skill for anything practical since all she steals is dumb materialistic shit for herself. rarely anything for lurch, nothing for pumpkin, nothing for the apartment. she steals like middle schooler. tuna please steal cleaning supplies lmao
>>954543
she doesnt shower so she has gunk all over her and tons of blackheads.
>>954562
anon, did you consider some are gassing up an obvious junkie. yes some are deranged enough to have a parasocial relationship with luna, but some people like seeing a train wreck going (like us but we don't interact)

No. 954571

>>954506
you could've told me this was Luna with dyed brown hair and id believe you. thanks to the drug use she now looks exactly like her mum. Bet she's thrilled about that lmao

No. 954574

>>954571
We heard you the first time and no one cares. Her mother was much prettier than tuna's ugly ass

No. 954575

>>954574
also much skinnier, comparing her to her mom in the 90s is way too much of a compliment to her. she looks more like her mom in present day.

No. 954576

>>954484
she has rabbit front teeth >>954373 covered in gunk and limescale that her lip adheres to. each buttcheek is pulled down by 1 bucktooth. took me a while to figure that one out

No. 954577

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No. 954578

>>954576
That makes a lot of sense. Thank you. Some fent can be cut w/ stuff that gives a crazy dry mouth at times, too. Not always, but some cut used causes that to an extreme.

No. 954579

>>954484
She uses a filter to try to add volume to her lips, which ends up elongating those lines and cracks.

No. 954580

>>954575
the mum looks like “this girl might be kind of cute if she wasn’t a junkie”
Luna looks like “what the actual hell, is this Sasquatch in a wig”

l(learn2integrate)

No. 954582

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No. 954583

>>954582
Oh, honey….no. Please put those things away. I like tits, but you can keep your dirty lumps to yourself. Is she for real? Who likes them being out? Degenerate homeless men?

No. 954585

>>954582
that is because you center your life around men tuna…. if you had any strong female friendships that you didnt use for monetary gain you might feel a bit better.

No. 954589

>>954535
That doesn't even look like something someone would decorate their lawn with. It looks like something someone would leave at a grave. Is she stealing from cemeteries again?

>>954577
Luna sweetie, you are "engaged" to a man who would do the same, but without the degree? Wasn't she only like 16 when her and lurch started seeing eachother?

No. 954590

>>954589
NGL, more grave-robbing was my first thought when I saw that.

No. 954591

>>954589
I wonder if she uses the phrases of 'blew in from someone's lawn' and 'found it in a dumpster' as a way to speak in code to other ppl who steal as a hobby, like since she's in those groups on Reddit talking about shoplifting. Forums online use phrases like 'my pet monkey took xyz drugs' instead of themselves to avoid incrimination & it's the same kind of cutesy phrasing that maybe the in-crowd is meant to know what she really means.

No. 954611

>>954582
did she think the moids who buy her filthy content do it because they like her personality? when you spend your time conversing with disgusting men in exchange for pennies and a brief attention boost it tends to fuck with your self esteem long term

No. 954617

>>954582
I really like the grey she achives when she put the filter on. Like, the mega bleached is good on her even if it's not GOOD.
Hair aside, I'm still not over how fat she is. Maybe she should just try crack again

No. 954619

>>954574
My bad I refreshed the page and ended up accidentally posting twice

No. 954622

>>954577
There's not an 'X' big enough.

No. 954627

>>954591
thats definitely what shes doing. thats popular on all the lifting subreddits shes in. plus she literally even puts quotes around them sometimes.

No. 954628

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No. 954629

>>954546
Why is having jewelry in her ears a necessity, that made her cry when they broke? I can't imagine having my self-esteem be so fragile that not wearing earrings destroys me. Or I need to have men 'like me' bc my cleavage is showing. Or my day is ruined bc a pretty woman dared to exist near me. Same w/ having dark roots throwing her into a tailspin. Doesn't she see how unsustainable and shallow that makes her sense of self?

No. 954631

>>954629
since her ears are stretched, if you leave the jewelry out too long the hole shrinks and you have to stretch all the way up again. i assume she was just freaking out about having to do that but she could just put different jewelry in, though i can't remember if she actually has different ones or not. im also trying to apply logic to a junkie here so grain of salt

No. 954634

>>954631
Yeah, she probably doesn't own any jewelery in the right size tho. I remember shoving a tampon in my ear when I lost my jewelery at school kek. Looking for a temporary quirky item to put in your stretched earlobe is very much a fun and junkie friendly activity Tuna, get creative kek. She has soo many useless knick knacks too(blogposting)

No. 954639

>>954631
She for sure has light pink marble ones that she's showed off semi-recently. What gets me is the fact that she chose $30 ones, said they were "only" $30, when she can just get something basic for under $10 if she really needed it. But I guess it's someone else's money so… Too bad she can't be bothered to try and have someone pay for her dying cats vet visit.

No. 954654

>>954557
Orthos dont like performing knee surgeries on people who are 100lbs+ overweight. Can't wait to see where this goes, she might get lectured by an ortho about her hugeness, or even denied the surgery depending on how big she is.

No. 954658

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>funeral thing
Thought it just happened to blow in from someone’s yard? Grave robbing confirmed?

No. 954659

>>954658
What does she mean 'the back is just styrofoam'? Is there styrofoam on the back of the flowers? And is that something that's on the back of things from graves…? Did she record herself or admit to stealing from graves before? Bc now I see I think she likes the so-cool dark aesthetic of having ppl's grave decorations on her wall.

No. 954660

>>954659
She's very obviously stolen grave decorations before, yes. This is the kind of thing people hang on a grave, it's fake flowers with a styrofoam backing. Grave-robbing def confirmed via that photo caption in >>954658

No. 954668

>>954658
Stealing from a grave is next level klepto shit

No. 954669

>>954668
Shows she has no regard for other ppl's feelings. She wants every one to be nice to her, go easy on her, feel empathy bc she's just a disabled victim of addiction, but when she does stuff like this it shows she doesn't mind disrespecting ppl who are mourning the loss of their loved one, and that person's memory, just for a cheap trinket that means nothing to her, but so much to the person who left it there for symbolic reasons.

No. 954672

>>954628
i pay £10 for pharma grade 1mg xanax in London , but get 3 for £20 etc(sage your shit/blogging)

No. 954689

>>954668
The flower style is the kind that usually gets used on the side of the road where there was a car accident. So she probably stole it from the site of where someone literally died.

No. 954694

>>954669
Yeah but like, how retarded and sad must your life be that you get a rush from taking a plastic decoration off of a grave. It isn't valuable, it isn't meant to be a decoration for your home. It's like stealing the occupancy doorknob sign from a hotel door, except more bleak.

No. 954701

>>954694
True! But that 'No Not Disturb' sign doesn't mean anything to anyone. When she steals grave trinkets, I don't think she steals it because of the meaning, & that she wants to be rebellious in that way or hurt anyone necessarily, but that she doesn't even think about how it might bother someone who left it there to know that someone stole it for no reason just for funsies & hung it on their wall. She doesn't even consider that the feelings of others exist, I think, rather than trying to hurt others' feelings by taking it. That's my theory, anyway.

No. 954708

>>954689
I think you might be right, but I'm not sure why she'd call it a "grave thing" in that case. People aren't buried on the side of the road. Then again she's brain-dead so perhaps that's the only descriptor her drug-addled brain could come up with. Absolutely foul regardless of where it came from, but somehow it coming from an accident site rather than an actual grave bothers me even more.

>>954701
Yeah, she just does it to be "edgy graveyard aesthetic girl" and because she's a klepto, I don't think it's any deeper than that.

No. 954709

years ago i remember her and lurch grave robbing more than flowers so she hasn’t changed. she’s a foul worthless excuse of a person. disturbing the dead just to flip it for some rocks or because teehee me likey aesthetic uwu is lowkey evil.

No. 954710

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No. 954716

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the audacity she has to claim this when her and her seamonster of a boyfriend barely look human

No. 954724

>>954710
wow this bitch really has no shame.

No. 954741

>>954716
There's many colors in the junkie rainbow.
And obviously there's gonna be "beautiful addicts" since not everyone is a street begging fent ghost but that don't mean she's one of those "boootifol junkies".

No. 954742

>>954741
Why does she think she's being so gracious and lovely by calling addicts beautiful? Yeah, they maybe can be if they were beautiful to start with, and having money sure helps, so they can take care of themselves. I don't think I've ever seen a beautiful homeless junkie. The body lice and crust kinda get in the way.

No. 954744

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>>954742
>>954741
throwback to picrel

No. 954745

>>954744
Cackling she called herself a "cute lil girl" here while she actually already looked like a grimey junkie. She's so unaware. At least the dress was clean, ig

No. 954746

>>954744
>>954716
What are ppl supposed to 'fuckin beware' of then, if ppl like her are so well groomed, intelligent, and super dee duper? Maybe beware of pre-judging ppl, I guess? Boy, she sure showed us, 'a decade in, looking totally normal'!

No. 954747

>>954744
this post is so cringe because all she's doing is complimenting herself for a straight paragraph and saying that people have to be nice to her because she's smart (according to her) and has an ASOS dress on
Tuna has always hated other addicts especially homeless and mentally ill addicts, she and her pedo are the only exceptions tho

No. 954753

>>954747
True. She talks shit about the mentally ill addicts in her building (iirc, or maybe it was her mom's building) I remember her complaining about one who wouldn't stop screaming or something similar. That's mental illness, bitch. Not everyone gets sooper cute aesthetic mental illnesses like you.

No. 954756

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>>954658
The random religious shit and stone angels didnt really make sense before. It totally does now. Alllll that shit on that table is grave items. This bitch is disgusting. Im calling that her stolen valor table now. Bitch wanted to join the 27 club so bad, she literally jealous of and stealing from the dead.

No. 954759

>>954756
It's cookie cutter nicole dollanganger era tumblr sad gorl aesthetic I don't think it really goes any deeper than that.

No. 954766

>>954745
To be fair, with how her life and looks are now, she was decent at that point by her standards.

No. 954769

>>954766
She's decent now by "her standards". She's a bridge troll but she thinks she's hot shit.

No. 954773

>>954658
Man, she’s STILL doing this? I remember investigating her obvious grave trinkets back in like 2020 because they were always so obviously dirt caked (angels, cats and dogs with wings, even used candles) but I figured she may have gotten her fill and moved on with CVS hauls. Wasn’t there a video she posted of Lurch lurking around a graveyard with her sometime around 2022?

No. 954774

>>954744
Tumblr era was wild, almost 400 likes for Tuna inflating her own ego for an entire paragraph. It really is fascinating that there was a time where she really did garner a lot of positive attention for her whack lifestyle from other young girls on the internet. Must’ve blown out her dopamine receptors pretty badly to be ass patted so routinely(in addition to all the drugs lol).

No. 954775

>>954756
now I'm curious if theres a cemetery near her place.

No. 954779

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>>954775
yup, literally right behind her crackhouse. 2 minute walk.

No. 954781

>>954779
Doxing?

No. 954783

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No. 954785

>>954783
I don't know what sycophants lied to her about being cute. She looks BIG.

No. 954786

>>954783
When is this 'visual artist' going to learn how to draw brows even close to decent?

No. 954787

>>954744
LOL - she must’ve been high as a kite to think she was “extremely cute”, even at this stage. Fried hair, ill-fitting bra making her boobs lumpy, absolute thunder thighs — and the “nice ASOS dress” looks cheap as shit. Luna literally wouldn’t know decent taste if smacked her across her fat gob.

No. 954791

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No. 954792

>>954756
>>954779
Are you >>954759 sure? The evidence is stacking up and where else would she have gotten her sad gurl shit? She has no money and no friends… so she stole that shit off graves like everything else in her drug den. Not tryna infight but it just makes sense she took that shit off graves kek

No. 954793

>>954783
Whose face is this? She looks like a mummified corpse, which does go with all her stolen cemetery stuff I guess

No. 954797

>>954792
100% she's robbing the dead

No. 954800

>>954781
lurk more, shes posted where she lives before.

No. 954824

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>>954791
The whiplash I get from Tuba’s posts always cracks me up

No. 954825

>>954759
No way she would spend her piss-drinking, ass banjo pennies on these little religious trinkets, and she has so many. She absolutely stole them from graves right at the cemetary behind her place. Maybe we'll get a haunted flophouse arc, when their spirits haunt her, or she smokes the bath salts being sold as crack now in NYC, and hallucinates that they are.

No. 954826

>>954792
Sorry to be clear I completely believe she's stealing it all from graves. I was just drawing a conclusion about her psychological reason for doing so - not actually jealous of the dead or anything as deep as that, I think it's just derivative of a shallow sad girl aesthetic straight from tumblr.

No. 954827

someone over her thread on the kiwifarms posted a bunch of screecaps from lurch's insta i haven't seen here, if someone wants to repost them here, i can't do it rn

No. 954828

>>954827
Please do anon

No. 954829

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>>954827
somehow his feed has a better aesthetic than luna lmao

No. 954830

>>954829
why does it seem like pumpkin likes him way more than luna

No. 954831

>>954830
Lurch actually genuinely cares about and likes cats. I don't think the same is true for Luna, and Pumpkin is just a prop to Luna, and it shows.

No. 954834

>>954829
I wonder are those pictures of pumpkin recent? Tuna hasn’t posted anything with her in it for a while now
Also why is he posting pictures of his fellow junkies nodded out?

No. 954835

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No. 954836

>>954830
pumpkin's vision ain't good he probably looks like a yummy corpse to her

No. 954839

>>954829
You can tell he’s a little better at hiding their grimy life in his photos. I’ve always been under the impression that Luna has horrible vision and can’t actually see how filthy the things she posts look.

No. 954840

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No. 954841

>>954840
Grow up you dumb broad. Why do you keep letting yourself get scammed lmaooo.
>>954829
And how sad is it that old man lurch has a more exciting life than tuna. I'll bet hes out by himself 90% of the time. And he's glad tuna isn't there.

No. 954842

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I hate to be the one to post a meme but I ran across it and it's just too tuna.(non-contribution)

No. 954852

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>>954830
i'm the kf poster, 100%. his feed albeit being mainly junkie snaps of the street/random people is always sympathetic towards cats. pumpkin, random bodega cats, etc. it goes back far enough to where i believe he really does care. he also has posted multiple images of where he found her, talking as much as he can about anything besides baseball game odds when it comes to cats. as a cat haver/lover it's pretty easy to discern luna uses her as a prop while at least lurch cares, he just doesn't know enough about cat care/is too high to see her pain and suffering

No. 954853

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another thing i'll give you nonas first is his first post - is this luna and her dad?? i don't remember ever seeing this pic, correct me if wrong, but it seems like for all his tweaker behavior lurch at least tries to curate his feed sometimes (also worth noting luna did not interact with this at all, she's usually the first or second like out of his 3 person pool of active followers) so it seems odd to keep this up if it's luna and some other random old man

No. 954866

>>954853
yeah that's luna's father. nonnas discovered his facebook in the previous thread and lurch comments on it so he doesn't seem to have as much of a problem with him as luna does.

No. 954867

>>954829
Can anyone close some close-ups of Pumpkin/check how recent the photos of her are? I wanna try to get a better look at her mouth and figure out when they were taken.

No. 954870

>>954824
Underrated post, kek

No. 954872

>>954853
flattering hair color, tbh. but it isn't BLONDE!111

No. 954873

>>954824
me opening tuna's thread for the first time circa thread 20 something vs me opening thread 54 after the piss drinking ewhore saga, the junkie chic homeless saga, the airbnb saga, the humiliation porn saga (REDUX), the fungus saga only to see she's gone back to the grave robbing saga again..

No. 954878

>>953822

serious question is she autistic or on the spectrum because she really seems like it here

No. 954879

>>954878
Knowing a lot about autism, I don't notice signs of that in her, personally. I'm not sure if this was asked just using autistic as a word for 'weird,' but being autistic and 'on the spectrum' are the same thing, so I assume probably so.

No. 954881

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No. 954882

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>>954881
>doesn’t help to have no kitchen and only a mini fridge
As if she would cook herself healthy meals if she could kek she can’t even do her laundry.

No. 954883

>>954881
To lose weight, you just need a calorie deficit, by changing your diet. A lot of ppl overestimate the # of calories burned by exercise. It's not that important. I predict she won't lose any weight bc she doesn't know how to & won't find out how.

No. 954884

>>954881
back and knee pain don’t make you eat crap

No. 954887

>>954878
Childhood trauma and attachment issues can sometimes look like the symptoms of Autism. Basically she’s just poorly socialised.

No. 954890

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Is she implying she’s a goth? Lol

No. 954891

>>954890
I think she just is upset over her male 'sexy content' customers, who don't know the difference btwn an e-girl and a goth. How dare he?! Maybe a guy msg'd her saying he wants a girl like this, w/ a pic and description, trying to see if she can fit the bill for his fantasy.

No. 954893

>>954882
the grotty, stained sports bra and self harm check combo is sending me into orbit kek.
>>954878
as other anons have said i'm 99% sure she doesn't have autism. she had a rough start to life with 2 junkie parents, then she started dating a drug dealer old enough to be her father when she was a teenager and consumed bucketfuls of drugs for a decade. that's more than enough to make anyone socially retarded. autism isn't the only thing that makes people come across as weird or poorly socialised, being a self-absorbed junkie cunt for the best part of a decade will do the trick just fine. hate it when nonas start medfagging about developmental disorders, espcially when the answer to the 'is it autism?' question is staring us (wall-eyed and vacantly) in the face (she's just on drugs and behaves antisocially)

No. 954894

>>954881
Biiiiiitch can you see your bra? You look like you've been lactating and why you outside in a bra anyways. All she does is make excuses as to why she gained weight instead of just owning up to her lifestyle and ACTUALLY making life changes to lose weight. She'll only keep getting bigger now (and blaming it on everything else besides herself).

No. 954902

>>954826
Oh okay, my bad. My "27 club/being jealous of the dead" thing was also a joke lmfao i know shes not thinking like that, it was more in reference to her interest in kurt kobain and her courtney love skin-walking people accuse her of sometimes. The audacity on this bitch. I bet shes haunted.
>>954853
"Fabulous" is such an interesing word choice considering who he is. Sometimes lurch just seems like some harmless autistic shut in… then you remember hes a creepy groomer who prayed on a teen girl, uses copius amounts of drugs, and is a total shit stain burden on society… get a job pedophile.

No. 954905

How tall is Luna?(unsaged spoonfeed request)

No. 954907

>>954835
She is even able to hoard up her hospital bed kek

>>954830
He does cares about cats. There were a bunch of pictures of him and cats and they all seemed more comfy to him than to Tuna. Smokey lived to be 20.

>>954878
She's probably just low iq due to being a heroin baby>

>954905

5'9

No. 954922

>>954881
if she can doctor shop for gabapentin she can doctor shop for metformin or ozempic. she’s on federal insurance, it’ll be covered.

No. 954923

>>954887
so many people love jumping to autism due to slcial media, and because theyre ignorant of how people become who they are; shitty parents who refuse to properly bond with their kids. didn't she gloat about her mom being on methadone when she gave birth, or her mom getting knocked up at a methadone clinic? either way kids of drug addicts always turn out strange and socially impaired, like they missed an important milestone.

No. 954932

>>954922
Tuna is currently on Metformin, but either it’s not helping or not helping significantly enough to shift her extra poundage. And if she manages to get her hands on Ozempic she may lose some weight temporarily, but she won’t make the life adjustments (diet fix & regular exercise incorporation) to effect a permanent change so she’ll just end up flabbier and in worse shape than ever. So many people think the GLP-1’s are a magic pill but they are not. If you aren’t going to do the work, you shouldn’t even bother; you literally are better off staying fat and retaining the muscle mass you currently have.

No. 954933

>>954932
She doesn't even have to exercise. It literally just requires a calorie deficit to lose pounds, and then a normal calorie intake to maintain your current weight. If she just ate real, whole foods, it'd be pretty easy. She seems like the kind of person who knows nothing about nutrition, so it seems difficult to her.

No. 954936

>>954933
You are correct: If Tuna took the realistic approach for her & targeted slow, steady weight loss (1/2 pound or so per week) she could achieve it reasonably painlessly and without exercise, especially at her current size. By losing slowly, she wouldn’t need to worry about the muscle loss that accompanies rapid weight loss. BUT: Tuna is all about immediate gratification so I don’t see it happening. Love it if she’d surprise me though.

No. 954937

>>954933
She's a junkie who lives off burgerking, pizza and Bodega candy. She feels healthy when she chugs down a bottle of naked juice. I think she more just simply doesn't care about nutrition. It's everyone else's fault she's fat. It's the methadone, the hospital stay, her back her knee, etc. She won't face reality and so she won't ever lose weight.

No. 954939

>>954933
If she had muscle though, her body would burn more calories at rest. Not that it matters since she's not willing to put the work in every day for an extended period of time to see results.

No. 954944

>>954933
I always thought she was doing a fair bit of walking around for all her fastfood and shoplifting runs, and whatever errands. If she curbed the junk food, she could maintain a decent weight easily.

No. 954945

"If she just ate less she could be healthy". Well duh but she's addicted to food as much as she's addicted to drugs. More is more to her.

No. 954955

>>954944
Maybe, possibly, in the past, but fairly recently she’s had her spine infection saga (from which she claims to still be in agony), bitches about her cotton eyed joe knee, and has been busted for shoplifting (and stay out of the stores to avoid temptation), all of which give her reasons to avoid walking. She takes transport to her appointments. And realistically, unless she’s hiking miles over challenging terrain for the amounts of candy and hyper palatable fast food she’s consuming - which you know she’s not - Tuna isn’t making a dent in her calorie consumption.

No. 954958

>>954955
It's so unlikely that she actually has pain in her back from that infection. She had osteomyelitis, judging by what I saw, and that doesn't cause chronic pain. Once the infection is cured, the pain's gone.
In fact, pain would be a sign that she needs to get help immediately, bc the infection would be re-occurring & dangerous. So, I don't buy for a second that she's in chronic pain from that. (Not that you were saying she was, but just want to say that her excuse doesn't fly.)

No. 954966

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No. 954969

>>954966
god damn, how many times has this bitch gotten caught?

No. 954971

>>954779
Imagine you are visiting some loved one's grave or just sitting there for the quietness and these two creatures pop out of nowhere, like at the start of a horror movie.

No. 954991

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Well damn, okay…

No. 954992

>>954991
Wtf, this is literally insane. Who tf would even say something like this? Reminds me of Venus in her meth era

No. 954997

>>954971
I was literally imagining them pilfering through the cemetery in their sunglasses like a couple of hobbling daywalkers

No. 955008

>>954991
She probably had a scammer from that country and is now salty. Or a yemeni scammed Lurch for drugs

No. 955011

>>954936
I really wish anons would keep their weight loss plans to themselves and not feel the need to share via a retarded junkie with her own orbit because it adds nothing to the thread.
>>954991
no matter what, once a selfish junkie, always a selfish junkie.

No. 955012

>>954991
yemen is currently in civil war and one side, houthis, are backed by iran. their slogan has the words “death to america” in it. but i cannot believe that luna would know anything about that. she probably picked a random middle eastern country to look contrarian.

No. 955013

>>955012
She probably noticed lurch talking or tweeting about it and just parrots what he says. He seems more up to date on news/politics/shit and she's just busy shaving off her eyebrows and flopping her tit out for $5 in fb messenger.

No. 955014

>>955012
i saw that post awhile back but didnt really think it was worth posting, but its definitely something she got off lurch, and lurch got off twitter/x

No. 955015

>>954991
Why even make up such a nonsensical scenario? The two things have nothing to do w/ each other. Seems like just a way for immature ppl (and teens) to brag about how much they love drugs and are bad to the bone. Wonder what subreddit this was in.
She needs to grow up. It's gonna be even less cute when she's 40 and acting this way.

No. 955029

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Lurch, with his girlfriend the size of a small car, agreeing with this

No. 955030

>>955029
I think this is what prompted her to lose weight. She probably saw this and spiraled

No. 955031

>>955029
kekkkkkk

No. 955032

>>955029
Lmfaoooo. Admitting he's only with her for the roof/gimmies she can provide? So bleak kek

No. 955035

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>>955029
Actually so funny nonny I was about to share this lol also found these, him saying a black weiner looks like diarrhea and that he wouldn't book after it kek and also sending pics to weird profiles. The irony though of him agreeing with Kanye when Tuba is literally 300lbs is astounding
Repost because dropped my pic

No. 955037

>>955035
>>955033
So, is the person who he msg'd saying he wouldn't book after that session, someone selling sex IRL, or what exactly? And he said a black dick 'looks like diarrhea'…?? That's a strange comparison. And the woman is supposed to be upset that he won't book her services now, w/ the nickel and a half-smoked Newport he has to pay her with?

No. 955039

>>955029
He's with Luna because he's broke? Makes you scroll through all of her "I love him!" posts and think that her life is even sadder than you previous thought. Low, low level. She wants this romance of two junkies in love with no one else to understand them but each other. Meanwhile, Lurch is fat as fuck, laughing at poor men with fat women. No wonder Luna is almost 30 and self harming.

No. 955046

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She had court today, nothing happened (expected). Another court date next month. Suprised she didn't post any super kewl courthouse selfies this morning saying how much "life sucks man". Kek

No. 955051

>>955046
Can you imagine what she wore to court?! How many mystery stains and where? Or, are court sessions like that still all in person, or on Zoom? Did she fill just the center of her brows, like a mental patient, and have just one eye turned towards the door?
And she pled 'not guilty'! Does she have to present some kind of defense to explain why she's not guilty?

No. 955052

>>955029
It's especially funny because Lurch is also a fat bitch. Fat bitches stick together I guess

No. 955053

>>955051
She has a state appointed lawyer assigned so tuna likely doesn't even have to speak or do anything besides maybe show up when required.

No. 955062

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>>955037
the person he replied to about the session is an IRL escort, and he replied with this as well to another video of her blowing a black guy

No. 955063

>>955052
exactly, fat moids especially need to shut up about women’s bodies forever
Lurch and Luna are looksmatched, they’re both manatees in filthy human clothes

No. 955075

>>955012
She must be spending a lot of time worrying that some Houthis are going to blow a ship carrying her next shipment of cheap press on nails and useless plastic garbage and she’s going to have to wait longer for it.

No. 955085

>>955062
>>955063
It's so funny seeing him year after year being outwardly racist and lusting after skinny sex workers on a public account, while his gf is an obese 40-looking libtard who keeps whining about muh equality and acceptance on her public accounts.
She's already a blonde white "sex worker", but even her looksmatched racist pos rape ape doesn't want her coochie.

No. 955098

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How does she not feel embarrassed to post this shit at almost 30 years old?

No. 955100

>>955098
Yeah, it's ridic. Also, I don't think the 'counting days' strategy to staying sober from drugs, or self-harm, is a great one. Can create a lot of stress and public loss of face if you slip up, among other issues.

No. 955102

>>955098
Barring some extreme, life-changing event, Luna will never mature past her current emotional age of - what? 17? She’s incapable of feeling embarrassed about anything, because she feels no responsiibility for anything.

No. 955103

>>955098
lol are u saying that self harming at Luna's age is embarrassing? I'm her age and self-harm sorry for my piss poor mental health and CSA trauma I guess lmao????(no1currs)

No. 955104

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No. 955105

>>955098
>>955103
like wow ok sorry L literally suffer bpd and did???? also she isn't 30 yo retard, she's my age (28)(waaaahbulance)

No. 955106

>>955098
>>955105
>>955103
like I don't even understand how someone can look at serious issues like mental health or addiction in terms of "embarrassing" or not "embarrassing" like it's a trend or a fashion accessory or a choice this thread is full of immature mean spirited children, I'm out, bye lmao won't be posting anymore(k bye)

No. 955109

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This whole comment thread is hilarious… not pictured is her saying majority of clients get off on degrading her “insane amounts” and how hard it is and how most women who have office jobs don’t realize how easy they have it. Says she would kill to be an office worker than do what she does. Also someone asked her how her “man” is okay with this and if he’s a cuck. Lmfao. Response was “he knows I gotta do what I do to make money.”

No. 955110

>>955103
>>955105
>>955106
yes it is embarrassing, especially at ALMOST 30 years old. retard

No. 955111

>>955103
if you need to come here to tell everyone you're better than a cow, you are not.

No. 955113

>>955105
>>955106
You’re missing the point here..it’s not so much the SH that’s embarrassing, it’s the fact that this is an almost 30 year old woman constantly posting crap like this for attention and for people to feel sorry for her. Instead of seeking help like a normal person, she’ll post this and then show off her cuts a week later in all her selfies so yes, that is embarrassing

No. 955114

>>955104
$10 for one photo of Luna?! No way…. No wonder she doesn't have many customers. Why doesn't she start an OF instead? Too much work, or what? I can't imagine there's that much demand, realistically, though.

No. 955115

>>955106
Is this fakeboy or whoever the he/she was who desperately sucks tunas ass so badly that even tuna herself is skeeved out? This is even more embarassing than tunas post.

No. 955116

>>955114
No only fans because she's not really that committed I feel like. She doesn't REALLY want to put any effort into sex work, she just wants to send gross nudes or sext with gross men on Facebook. She has no idea what it's actually like to be a sex worker. They don't just lay around in bed randomly taking photos of their prickly toilet-paper dotted pussy for 10$. It's funny everyime she groups herself in with sex workers, because real ones who actually do it as a career put in ALOT more effort than what she does.

No. 955120

>>955116
In my country OF requires an ID, I suspect the US is similar and Luna is simply too lazy to get one

No. 955121

>>955120
I think she probably has an ID, bc I think it's pretty hard to get into a methadone clinic and get things like EBT & cash benefits and free Medicaid coverage w/out one, and to check into hospital stays w/out one.

No. 955122

>>955121
She for sure has ID. Didn't she even brag semi-recently that she got an ID and she can marry lurch now kek

No. 955126

>>955109
post the whole thread then retard(sage your shit)

No. 955128

>>955063
>manatees in filthy human clothes
can this be the next thread title lmao
>>955100
agreed, its just another way to garner sympathy for fuck-all, and more attention.
>>955103
no one gives a fuck about your mental problems. get off lolcow if this is too much for you.

No. 955129

She spent all her early adult years panhandling on the internet and it gave her such a fucked up idea of how much she's worth. Her depop paintings were expensive af too, or when she popped up in a random BoJack fb group and offered to do marker portraits for like $25 a piece.
I don't think she realises in the past people were paying her 10x what shit was worth, because she was a Tumblr teenage charity case that people wanted to support. That ship sailed a long time ago but she still prices her shit like 'fans' are buying it to help her.

No. 955139

>>955115
the multiple question marks was making me think it's luna but fakeboi is the one who uses 'u' instead of 'you' so yeah prob that dyed whale again

No. 955149

>>955104
Not to defend begging coomers but she needs to know her audience.. ten bucks for one nude is overpriced in the current market. Lots of extremely hot women sell access to their entire OF for $5 a month. That would be a back catalogue of a bunch of professional quality pics and videos vs. one shitty iPhone pic with crack den lighting starring tuba posed awkwardly

No. 955152

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She apparently sells her methadone

No. 955161

>>955152
can’t you just go to the clinic to get it? why do you need to buy it?

No. 955162

>>955161
>>955152
The only bottle she could sell is one each Sunday, bc that's the only day everyone gets a 'take home bottle,' the day the clinic's closed, regardless of whether you test dirty every pee test.
That price is insanely high & I don't believe anyone would pay that, unless they're a newbie & getting totally ripped off. The price the commenter mentions is what's normal.
Ppl only buy it (usually right by the clinic) when they're in a tough spot of some kind, like they're really dope sick, haven't gotten admitted to a clinic yet, etc. And they're usually tight on cash when buying, too.

No. 955165

>>955162
youve missed the new reddit milk, she gets 3 or 4 takehomes a week since her injury (not sure if the spinal infection or the lolsuit transportation accident) and i think she said her clinic is open on sundays?

No. 955167

>>955116
Tuna represents drug addled prostitutes way better than these hustling, industrious 'sex workers' you are defending(wk derailing)

No. 955170

>>955165
That's really unusual, bc often they'll still have you come in every day, even right w/ a surgical boot and cane after foot surgery, they'll require you to come daily but in a transport van, and she already has that set up, so…that's odd! Osteomyelitis is also not painful once the infection's gone. Her torn meniscus isn't enough for that. They'll make you come in daily no matter what, normally.

No. 955179

>>955167
I'm not defending anyone. And she doesn't represent anyone in the situation. Tf are you talking about kek. She's not a sex worker. She talks to gross guys on Facebook in hopes they'll send monies for her half-assed sloppy pics.

No. 955180

>>955179
Aside from being a streetwalker or camwhore, that's literally what "sex workers" do.

No. 955185

>>955165
Post proof

No. 955187

>>955165
Another thing is, letting someone who's peeing dirty have that many take-home's per week is a liability for the clinic. You see ppl w/ all kinds of serious injuries, wounds, and disabilities, in the clinic. The reason they don't give take home's is bc that person hasn't proven they're not a liability to the clinic, as far as combining other drugs w/ the methadone which could make them OD more easily, which could become a lawsuit, or doing things like selling their methadone or letting a baby get ahold of it, or selling it to others–all liabilities to the clinic. Across many clinics, I've never seen them give that kind of leniency to ppl who haven't been peeing clean & I don't believe her that she isn't getting pee tested.
Not sure what to think–just it is strange.

No. 955197

>>955165
Luna's also claimed in the past that her methadone clinic is committing Medicaid fraud, tbqh I'm convinced she makes things up for no reason.
I can't see why the fuck anybody would pay $75 for a 1-day dose of methadone (130mg) when heroin/fent isn't that expensive and I can't see why they'd give her so much to take home… If she sells her daily dose at $75 then where the fuck is that money going kek
Not American so maybe this isn't the case there, where I live methadone and subutex are extremely cheap because every heroin addict gets it for free and they ALL want to sell it for "the real shit." The britfag she's replying to on Reddit telling her it's worthless, those are the prices I expect

No. 955200

>>955197
no one would. literally. private pay at a clinic on the lowest side of the sliding scale is like 300 a month. that’s 10.00 a dose every day no matter how high you go.

the only time i’ve seen clinics give take homes to people who have unfavorable UAs was during covid. Clinics are held responsible and they’ll get their license yanked and their ability to accept medicaid yanked if they don’t follow state/county laws.

I have a months worth of take homes and i had to have zero dirty UAs for at least a year and i cannot miss counseling once. You can’t get weekend take homes without six months of clean UAs.

if a clinic loses their ability to accept medicaid (who have their own more strict rules for methadone clinics you have to follow by if you aren’t private pay) they’re done for. they’d have to close due to the majority of their patients using medicaid and they’d make no money.

if i was desperate (slept in and missed dosing hours, spilt my dose, etc) i might pay 20.00 for a dose to get me through but i’d literally laugh my ass off at someone trying to charge me 75 for they’re 100mg baby dose.

No. 955212

>>955197
She spends that money on buying street drugs. Someone comes in and is desperate bc they can't start at the clinic for a couple of days and are sick. Tuba sees it as a "yay, it's time to get high off heavily cut iv drugs!" kind of thing. So she sells her dose and takes that money to get high. The person coming to the clinic is desperate, sick, and not wanting to delay getting well to cop. Besides, buying off the street means they'll need to get more in a few hours. Methadone will keep you well for 24+ hours (despite Tuba claiming it doesn't hold her for more than a couple of hours which is just proof that she has a double habit of methadone and street drugs). So it's worth it for someone to buy overpriced methadone that will last all day until they can start at the clinic. Many people in cities in the US sell "spitbacks" their dose spat back out into a cup once they leave the dosing window (sooo gross). It's actually not uncommon in the US for methadone to be $1 per MG, which is the same as opiate pills.

No. 955227

>>955212
But that person who's so dopesick and desperate never has a spare $75 dollars on them, for 100 mg of methadone that makes them un-sick. She'd be very lucky to get $20 for that. $75 is beyond absurd.

No. 955274

>>955212
that’s not necessarily true.

methadone CAN have a half life up to like, 48 hours, but it can also have a half life as low as 8 hours. Everyone metabolizes the medicine differently, and women tend to metabolize it faster than men. it’s why clinics offer split doses, because some patients start feeling sick by the evening after dosing so they split your dose, usually around 75% in the AM to 25% in the PM.

I start feeling sick after around 12 hours. By 24 i’m full on leg cramps, bubble guts, non-stop sneezing, etc but my bf is fine.

however luna is expecting her dose to get her high and give her a nod (which is can in the beginning on 130mg or higher usually) and that’s just not what it does. she’s not sick, she’s just not high.(blogging)

No. 955282

>>955274
Probably gonna get fucked by the mods for this but you gotta up your dose sis, I'm a woman too and my dose does me about 22 hours, although it's true my boyfriends dose lasts longer. It's made me a fat cunt as well kek but it's nice to be able to say 2 years off smack you know?
Sorry for bloggy blogfaggery mods, I accept my fate(blogging)

No. 955287

>>955282
You're still a junkie.

No. 955304

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No. 955306

>>955304
I love it when she gets her grubby mitts on better brand goods. It makes her bod spiraling all the more extreme when she can't get it again.

No. 955312

>>955304
Yeah nothing like splotchy "lavender", grey and yellow hair. So cute

No. 955330

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I wonder how many cartons of juice she drinks a day

No. 955331

>>955330
Goddammit, why does she make herself so unsightly

No. 955334

>>955330
What would this woman have done if she was born in a time where there was no internet and social media. Work?
The constant urge to post yourself, no matter how embarrassing it might be, just for the possibility of a small kernel of attention - whilst lurch is the whole day AWOL, rummaging the internet for feet pic and dm-ing random girls he lies to about himself and his life. One day the Easter Islands will call him back, and he will vanish, only memories of his stoic visage will be left for her.
She could write an autobiography about her stupid life, but that would need some objective insight and will to sit your ass down every day (not to scroll). Luna Slater (not the singer) - between the plushies.

No. 955335

>>955334
i'm genuinely curious why he stays. out of some sort of guilt for helping her to get to this point? bc of apathetic complacency due to years of drug use? maybe he likes that he's dragged her down this far. she could be in a woman's shelter with resources available to her if she actually left him. instead she's in a halfway house, selling methadone on the side, and snorting dope bc her veins are all blown out and her back is fucked from an ivda infection.

No. 955339

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No. 955340

>>955339
you got your mom kicked out of her apartment and told the social worker they should let her die on the streets. your mom should get all that fucking money.

No. 955341

>>955339
Liar. This story is for sure twisted. And also, you're fucking almost 30 years old. No one is giving you a "small check" as a gift. Go do your laundry and stfu.

No. 955343

>>955339
Where does she get 900 dollars to pay for her room? And the small check?

No. 955344

>>955341
This sounds like a typical junkie borrowing money and never paying it back. Got some money out of mom somehow but had no intention of giving her mom a nickel in return. Or, even worse, tuna made this story up to hide the fact she was getting some of Mommy's social security and finally got told no this time. Either way is gross as hell.

No. 955346

>>955343
isn’t one of them on disability? that’s probably how they pay the rent. the check could be a tax return? though i don’t think disability is taxable if you have no other income.

No. 955351

>>955339
lol a hate post about her mom because shes mad at her

No. 955360

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pardon ??

No. 955361

>>955331
Because she's a junkie and high as shit at all times, the answer to literally most questions about her

No. 955367

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No. 955368

>>955367
She's just so busy the six seconds it takes to braid is really messing up her schedule

No. 955369

>>955360
Lol glad I’m not the only one who saw this post. I genuinely can’t tell what she is trying to convey. Her brain decline is fascinating. Being in a big city I see tons of older drug addicts that are way more coherent, lurch included. Is it just cause she is actually retarded + drugs??

No. 955371

>>955335
I've said this before, but just wanted to say: again, she's not in a halfway house. A halfway house is a structured living environment, w/ rules and requirements, that you can get kicked out of easily for breaking. It's mostly for ppl getting out of prison, and ppl getting out of fully inpatient rehab, and is 'half way' btwn normal life and 24/7 surveillance housing, like rehab/prison.
Luna is just in a 'boarding house' or cheap rent for anyone desperate enough to pay it. No rules or oversight, no therapeutic support. It's normal cheap housing that attracts addicts bc it's so cheap.

No. 955374

>>955346
No, neither of them are on disability. Idk how they afford their rent. Disability is hard to get, & requires proof of real disability, and neither of them have that. Takes multiple times applying, too, usually, and w/ a lawyer, and takes time to make happen. The lawyer will do it for free, if they believe in your case, bc the state then pays them for their work if you win. But Lurch's leg injury 20 yrs ago, and Luna's cotton eye Joe knee are not enough. Neither is having had osteomyelitis in your spine, not even bad enough to need surgery. They've got nothing, there.

No. 955379

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ZERO makeup (!!!) but still had to have that filter on though kek also is this third bridge piercing also rejecting, or why does it look like that?

No. 955381

>>955379
Did she forget she's posted a pic in the past without a filter and we seen how completely different she looks? Brags about "no makeup" but uses filters that completely alter her face and skin. Also yes that bridge is rejecting. Sometimes it looks like the piercing hole is gaping. It was doomed from the start but I'm surprised it's already so fucked. It's not that old.

No. 955383

>>955379
Is it just me or is Tuna REALLY starting to look like Lurch?

No. 955386

>>955379
Hard for her to 'list'? What's that mean?
Also, if her kidney function is 'not good' according to her doctor, like she said recently, she may have quite a shortened life span. Poor kidney function doesn't have a great prognosis. I guess good news for our suicidal queen.

No. 955387

>>955386
nona, i think she meant post and didn’t catch it in her fent haze

No. 955388

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>>955379
I’m going to be sick

No. 955389

>>955388
holy shit.

No. 955392

>>955388
Ew. I wonder if it's rejecting from the inside out due to snorting fent. This looks like a larger hole than it should be.

No. 955394

>>955388
Bro she's going to die of sepsis

No. 955395

>>955388
Is the dark part around the barbell EXPOSED FLESH?

No. 955397

The piercing is probably gaping because it got repeirced behind the old hole. The bar is moving toward the surface so her new piercing has real estate it can stretch into in front. She's going to have a gnarly scar there when it fully rejects. I wonder if she'll think it was worth it.

No. 955400

>>955339
What's a HUGE?

No. 955404

>>955397
I thought maybe she picked off the irritation bump, which will lead to a gaping, bloody hole. Either way, it's disgusting. I can't believe she doesn't just take it out

No. 955414

>>955400
She must've meant to say a HUGE _____, like huge apartment. What kind of living/renting situation does her mom have? She was in subsidized housing before. Did Luna & Lurch get her kicked out or did she move to get away from them bc they wouldn't leave or something? But, did she get subsidized housing again, and did she move to a shelter first from that apt, or where'd she go from there?

No. 955416

>>955388
We are firmly in horrorcow territory ladies.

No. 955419

>>955379
She sure SHOWED US!!!

No. 955422

>>955367
She’s not gonna stop until it rots and crusts out of her face. It’s gonna do worse than reject. I’ll tell you that it’s gonna infect and it’s gonna be gross.(learn to sage )

No. 955427

>>955414
They got her mother kicked out, they weren't supposed to be staying with her and had drugs around. She got different subsidized housing after this

No. 955430

>>955379
What is it about her brows that makes her think shaving off half is a good idea? My guess is they're kind of sparse especially on the outer edge, but anything is better than this. Also, I wonder if she thinks that even when not filled in, having them half shaved gives her the 'street cred' in public of being 'one of those makeup artist-y types who fills in her brows w all kinds of trendy different styles, and has the skill to do so.' It's so hideous!

No. 955432

>>955392
Bridge piercings are on the surface of the skin and snorting drugs wouldn't affect it. It's likely just because of poor care and hygiene and being pierced too soon after her last one rejected. It looks absolutely foul though, I can't say I've seen one quite like hers where the entry holes start looking caved in.

No. 955434

>>955379
Goddamn this is so unfortunate lmao. I can't get over how small her face is? Like her skull is tiny and floating around in a giant egg-shaped mass of cheeks and forehead? Her brow ridge doesn't extend far enough to the edges of her head and she doesn't have a temple? Mr potato head with all the pieces crammed in the center
>>955430
I think she shaves her eyebrows because she gets mange in them or something kek. If she's doing it for the aesthetic it's a pretty new addition to her toolkit, she used to have eyebrows a few years ago.

No. 955450

Heroin addiction can be romantic and hot if you’re skinny and pretty Luna can’t pull the aesthetic off just looks like any random
Crackhead off the street she used to be stylish and kinda prettybhut that was years ago lol girl find something new to do and lose that fucking weight(sage your shit)

No. 955451

>>955450
Yes, constipation, very romantic, indeed.

No. 955466

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She doesn’t wash her dishes either I guess

No. 955472

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I guess she went to her moms place to collect that check her mom apparently was holding hostage

No. 955495

>>955466
I really wanna know if she uses these dumb free sexy manga stickers as stupid thinspo (and she should have matured past ED's at this point) or if she likes to make ppl uncomfy w/ her in-your-face,'sex worker' identity by putting sexy cartoon stickers on things that ppl see her with in public or online.

No. 955496

>>955434
I was thinking the same thing, tiny bit of facial features and a mass of face. Probably from the filter trying to make sense of how enormous she's gotten. Tuna's always gained more slowly in her hands compared to the rest of her and now she has piggy trotters, without angling and filters she must be absolutely gargantuan now.

No. 955497

>>955495
I feel like she just thinks the stickers are a super cool and edgy aesthetic thing. Like when teenagers wear clothes that say Playboy. Though I feel secondhand embarrassment for her showing those stickers off… Shes morbidly obese and makes herself appear very ugly yet i feel she thinks she aligns with the stickers art people. When in reality she's just a sloppy, dirty gross 30 year old who thinks she's hot shit.

No. 955498

>>955472
I remember when she got that manga book from the library. Clearly she hasn't returned it. Asshole.

No. 955500

>>955472
I love how she never actually develops & moves on as a person, so she clings to the same books for yrs on end. She probably read Vonnegut as a teen & was not nodding out at the time she first read it. Then she grabs it again & acts like she's really going to read it again, but she won't be able to actually keep her eyes open & keep away from her phone long enough to do it, but thinks she gets to look like a deep thinker by posting it. What books have you actually read, lately, Luna? She just remembers that time when she read it, & wants the credit, but can't actually have interests that develop & move forward bc she's too high & uninspired.

No. 955507

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Tinfoil pumpkin is dead and she's scoping out her next "rescue"

No. 955509

>>955507
I think she might actually not be able to skip out on the 'wow I'm so sorry your cat died' posts, that she wouldn't keep that a secret, even though she'd risk getting called out for bad treatment of Pumpkin. And Pumpkin's mouth thing is a rodent ulcer, not fatal. The staring coat wasn't looking good, though.

No. 955511

>>953811
I used to think we’re going too hard on this bitch. I’m new on the Luna part because I’ve been looking at other people. I’ve heard animals have died in the past but seeing that pumpkin is actually dead makes me wanna throw up. She’s not just killing people. She’s killing animals and she’s getting away with it bro this is one person I’m gonna go out of my way to say is inherently evil more evil than lurch whose name reminds me of leach

No. 955513

Next time she gets a rescue someone she knows needs to call animal services on her. This is too much animals are dying like fucking Britney Spears up in this bitch. Why is no one doing anything about this shit holy crap can’t her mom take initiative?! What the fuck is going on if lurch really cared he wouldn’t let her get another cat. He’d actually use some control in a good way and do that. I don’t even know if he has enough of a spine not to fuck her for two hours holy shit gross.

No. 955515

>>955432
I literally dug my bridge piercing with the actual piercing re-pierced it. It looks nothing like this. There’s no scar tissue. It looks normal and I wouldn’t recommend doing that. By the way I got very lucky very very, very lucky but I look at it and I’m so surprised that mine looks like a normal piercing and hers is the one that looks like that and it got professionally done. That’s horrible. I do clean mine every day though this is just a nightmare.(blogging)

No. 955516

I want to tell you guys that I appreciate you guys so so so much but after seeing this pumpkin thing I’ve seen so much stuff on this website i’ll laugh it off. I’ll have a chuckle. I’ll get over it. I’ll agree. People will challenge me. I’ll challenge them. It’s a fun time. I’m gonna miss you guys, but after seeing pumpkin died, I don’t think I can come back. I don’t know why man I’ve actually never been offended in my life. I know this isn’t an airport and I know I don’t need to announce my departure lol but lol cow has been a part of my life for years. It actually saved me from a horrible situation. And helped with my discernment at a young age, Thank you guys and be well. This is just hard to watch at this point. I guess I’ve gone old and soft. Thank you for being a part of my life. Take care guys keep that self-awareness. Don’t go soft. lol hypocritical I know XD I wish y’all the best(blogging)

No. 955518

>>955511
>>955513
>>955515
>>955516

Wow someone needs to take their meds, sober up, and get the fuck off this page

No. 955524

>>955516
Not to dissuade you from leaving but there is literally no proof that pumpkin died lol

No. 955525

>>955511
I think nonna doesn't realize that 'tinfoil' means it's a 'conspiracy theory.' It's not confirmed at all that Pumpkin died. (Also, if everyone used this thread as their personal blog, like you are here in all these posts, this thread would be unreadable.)

No. 955526

>>955516
Fakeboi take your meds.

No. 955528

I haven't seen her post anything about being "obsessed" with some stolen cvs merchandise. Is she depressed or laying low for the court?

No. 955530

>>955495
I think its safe to say its all the above. though I wouldnt call it inspo, more like a wish because tuna is never loosing weight.

No. 955531

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No. 955532

>>955531

Emilia Fart ?!

No. 955533

>>955531

'Freak' is right. Looks like her face expanded and is melting. Does she do the blurring out of her freckles manually, or does the filter do that automatically? Bc sometimes it looks like she chose what spots to erase them on, maybe, herself. Why post pics of yourself if that's not at all what you look like, and try to get compliments on the appearance of a person who doesn't even exist, that way? Is it all to sell her 'sexy pics' or also just to boost her ego, which doesn't make sense since that's not how she really looks?

No. 955534

File: 1743533680453.jpeg (235.88 KB, 1170x1568, IMG_8494.jpeg)

From her ig featuring the messed up pancake titty

No. 955535

>>955533
It's always funny when these clowns caption their shit with something fitting unknowingly.

No. 955538

>>955531
lmao this is the kind of shit I'd expect an edgy 15 yo to post, not someone who's going to be 29 in 2 days

No. 955539

File: 1743538866628.jpg (110.56 KB, 1080x470, luna.jpg)


No. 955540

>>955531
the filter is working overtime with how “clean” the hovel looks

No. 955541

>>955516
How do you get BLUE tits? Bleak on a leash

No. 955542

>>955531
That hideous collar really accentuates the fact that her neck is as wide as her head.

No. 955545

>>955531
I'm surprised the background plushies look relatively clean for once

No. 955550

do you guys ever think about the roger time period?

No. 955555

>>955539
it's a good day for the nonas who were tinfoiling about her having lurch bring fent into hospital, kek. no opioid gibs from the hospital for this sorry sack of lard

No. 955558

File: 1743606094402.jpeg (1.79 MB, 1320x2366, IMG_4016.jpeg)


No. 955559

File: 1743608816890.jpeg (1.81 MB, 1290x2293, IMG_3421.jpeg)


No. 955560

>>955559
Luna, the beggar. If she were normal, she'd have smiled and said, 'Yes, thank you.' But instead she told the person the exact amount she was short, hoping to get a hand out. Must feel great to not even have two bucks to your name & have to count on random handouts from strangers.

No. 955562

File: 1743611551754.jpeg (1.28 MB, 1290x1700, IMG_2382.jpeg)


No. 955564

>>955558
New insurance scam coming up? What dog bit him now huh

No. 955565

>>955558
What's going on w/ Lurch's head area in the background here? It looks almost like he has a bandaged eye…and ear area or something..?! Can anyone make out better what that might be where his head is?

No. 955566

>>955565
Considering he's always wearing sunglasses I think it's those with a glare from the ceiling lights

No. 955571

File: 1743624015306.jpeg (1.75 MB, 1290x2300, IMG_3429.jpeg)


No. 955575

>>955559
It's probably because she didn't want your lingering around and paid for it to get rid of you, tbh. You're there and you looked like a cracked out homeless person. And whoohoo! Her annual fruit cup! Helth

No. 955578

File: 1743631517382.jpeg (1.66 MB, 1290x2297, IMG_3431.jpeg)


No. 955579

>>955578
Her bridge is screaming to be taken out

No. 955580

>>955578
I know a hell of a lot of things can go wrong when you're injecting street drugs, but…I wonder what would make him need unplanned, urgent surgery like that, that would also be that quickly diagnosed? I wonder if she's exaggerating and it's like an abcess getting lanced or something.

No. 955581

File: 1743634259003.jpeg (955.66 KB, 1290x1815, IMG_3432.jpeg)

Kek this bitch. “No filter” ok…

No. 955585

Sorry for spoonfeeding but I can’t remember what thread it’s from all I can remember is she had the gross blonde green hair but was there a point where she was street walking or was it all a dream

No. 955586

>>955578
>>955581
Ft fried hair, stained shirt, stained leggings, and a piercing rejecting her.

No. 955589

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No. 955590

>>955589
jesus fucking christ could they be more repulsive

No. 955591

>>955379
What no nails?!?! Hallelujah!!!

No. 955592

File: 1743645182248.jpeg (1.44 MB, 1290x2280, IMG_3448.jpeg)


No. 955594

>>955592
Is that blood on his ear, side of face, and palm? It was for sure nothing serious, otherwise she'd be mentioning it for extra asspats. Maybe he nodded out with a q-tip in his ear and ruptured his ear drum

No. 955596

>>955589
Sad that stuff like this is the only area of life she can speak with confidence and authority about. Because this is all she's been practicing for like, 10 years. Giving herself abscesses, and squeezing them out.

No. 955600

>>955575
Right, feels like the first time in years I see her post something other than heavily processed garbage

No. 955601

>>955592
I don't understand what's going on in the crook of his arm. It's all wrinkly and weird looking but it's a large area. Could that be from a huge abscess?

No. 955602

>>955592
lol abscess surgery. how shocking.

No. 955603

>>955601
That's clear medical tape to keep the IV in place

No. 955604

>>955592
I spy with my little eye a giant second chin

No. 955605

>>955580
>>955592
My first thought was his appendix but he wouldn't be sitting up like this if it was anything serious. These two are pill seekers. It could be anything. I'm sure it's self inflicted, though.

No. 955615

>>955581
the pouting looks her look utterly retarded. zero sex appeal.
>>955592
I keep forgetting how massive and decayed these two are. His hands scare me.

No. 955619

>>955589
every time she posts some disgusting anecdote about her addiction it always sounds like she's bragging. what happens if she doesn't manage to get all the black shit out one day?

No. 955621

>>955619
If she doesn't get all the black pus out, then this happens–what seems to be happening w Lurch right now. You get medical care. If you don't, and the body can't fight the infection enough, you can get sepsis and die, worst case scenario. But the immune system can fight off a lot, so sometimes an abcess doesn't need an ER visit, but other times it's too much to fight on its own.

No. 955632

File: 1743710797846.jpeg (1.17 MB, 1380x1641, IMG_1337.jpeg)

>>955592
He posted this 4 days ago and the reflection looks like a waiting room. If it is, how long have the been there wtf

No. 955633

>>955632
That's probably the waiting room for the methadone clinic, don't they go every day?

No. 955634

>>955632
How does he not feel stupid walking around like he's wearing one of those nose & glasses w/ mustache disguises? I guess he's extremely insecure, and moreso recently for some reason. I just want to know what he's suddenly so determined on hiding and why, and how he doesn't feel dumb wearing a mask, sunglasses and hat like he's in the witness protection program. We still see you….

No. 955635

>>955634
he's probably trying to disguise his face because he's always doing sketchy shit

No. 955636

>>955635
Same anon here, and I've heard that excuse & I don't think it's correct. Sure, he's always doing sketchy stuff, but he always was, but the surgical mask is recent. Hiding your face while going to buy drugs, ok, I…guess. But, in a medical waiting room? He has that mask on 24/7. I wouldn't be shocked if he actually slept in that thing. It's a cosmetic thing, and I'm sure of it. He is vain, believe it or not, and it's bc of that. I think the mask is bc his teeth are rotting, and the glasses are bc…he thinks it's cool. The hat is to hide his thinning, greasy hair. It just all comes off so funny w/ his stoic face & hiding his whole face like that.

No. 955639

>>955592
jesus fuck he is bloated wow no wonder he wears a mask. he probably just had a prolapsed rectum from selling his ass so much for drug money

No. 955641

>>955639
Anon, no one is buying that ass. Be real.

No. 955644

>>955641
Moids will fuck anything

No. 955645

So today was her 29th birthday. No posts of her begging for asspats and feeling old?

No. 955646

>>955641
you do not become a 40+ year old junkie like lurch without giving up your body to creeps or spending your life in and out of prison. since he’s not in prison (and there’s no way he’s just an incredibly smart thief who never gets caught) he’s definitely fucking gay men for money.

No. 955651

>>955636
Right. He isn't purposefully hiding his identifying markers so he can steal, it's totally for his ego.

No. 955653

>>955634
If I looked like him I'd want to hide my face too lmao

No. 955657

>>955641
there's a scene in the documentary dope sick love where a creep pays to suck a lurch-esque junkie's dick. it happens.

No. 955665

File: 1743780493642.jpg (85.28 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_20250404_101911-COLLAGE.jp…)

>>955641
The "secret Reddit" account, if you believe it's her, Luna says they've both IRL prostituted themselves.

KF member MirnaMinkoff, who is either a faggot or a woman-who-really-wants-to-be-a-faggot, gave some info on "Rough Trade" in NYC, which probably did make Lurch some dollars from disgusting gay guys doing disgusting faggot things like sucking strangers off in an alley & bug chasing.

No. 955667

File: 1743787276252.jpeg (1.82 MB, 1290x2280, IMG_3458.jpeg)


No. 955671

>>955667
Did he ask you to sleep in your eye makeup, too?

No. 955688

>>955667
I wish the "client" would ask her to take that nasty bridge piercing out. There's no hope for it and it just looks fucking disgusting. Beyond me why she keep it in.

No. 955693

File: 1743811680116.jpeg (1.19 MB, 1290x2133, IMG_3467.jpeg)

yikes that’s not going to last long. And she jammed that fake nail so far back on her thumb, jesus that looks painful

No. 955696

>>955667
Lol I gotta give tunez credit for applying the lipstick somewhat neatly for the client she is a true professional

No. 955710

>>955603
it’s not clear tape, it’s skin colored bandage. they drained and cleared out all the dead tissue and then packed the wound. that little white thing is the end of the cotton packing strip.

No. 955720

>>955696
Haven't checked on Tuna in a while and thought she became a MUA because of this comment

No. 955727

>>955665
During the “Tessa” sage, I thought it was weird that Lurch was so obsessed with getting a picture of his erect penis so he could prove how big it is, but now it makes sense. Gay men are all about big cocks, women far less so but Lurch is so drug addled he doesn’t realize this. He thought his big cock and inheritance would guarantee Tessa would fall for him, lol. He’s so gross; he and Luna deserve one another.

No. 955733

>>955727
Unfortunately straight moids are like this too, they get off on the idea of having a huge dick, even if the reality is very average, or in Lurch's case a limp noodle.

No. 955734

>>954239
I know this is an old post, but it explains so much on why old Tuna hair always looked so ridiculously tangled. Purposefully damaging your hair and then just tossing your head around like a sperg is fucking stupid.

No. 955742

File: 1743884652536.jpg (273.84 KB, 1080x1869, Screenshot_20250405_221112_Ins…)

Tuna clean your digusting nails

No. 955743

>>955742
Back to stealing. Bold. I hope she gets caught again, since she currently already has an open case kek.

No. 955746

File: 1743902230437.jpeg (1.08 MB, 1290x1959, IMG_3474.jpeg)


No. 955747

>>955746
This was a jumpscare. And her tit looks SCARY… tumor or growth-like. Far from sexy which is what I'm sure she's thinking. And why on earth does she think she should sleep in a sheet mask? That's now how it works…

No. 955752

>>955747
Ive seen some overnight ones online. But even the ones purposely meant for that seem dumb. For her sake i hope this is specified for overnight. The ones that arent probably have alot more crap in them. Then again, she probably stole that and in which case, she deserves self-inflicted chemical burns.

No. 955754

>>955560
She wasn't hoping for a handout, she was looking for a moment to steal lmao. We all know the look of someone just hovering around in a specific area just waiting for the moment to snatch something and book it. She's in junkie central, though, so idk why she thought the nurses wouldn't notice. They see that shit daily.

No. 955755

File: 1743940358571.png (178.73 KB, 863x570, 1000006421.png)

What would we do without input from our social justice qween?

No. 955760

>>955746
How big is her face if one of those one size fits all face masks don't cover her jaws?

No. 955761

>>955755
I'm sure that the Tuna threads can convince even the most sheltered bleeding heart moron that drugs r bad and druggies should have more supervision over what they can do with their gibs.
>the people who suffer the most are children
We know, any junkie who's forced to choose between feeding their kids or getting high is going to run to the nearest shady bodega and sell their food stamps for cash to get more drugs. It's one of the many reasons addicts are known for being terrible parents. Drug testing anyone on government handouts should be mandatory, it's not like the terminally oppressed junkies can't put someone else's piss in the test tube and get their precious gibs regardless.

No. 955763

>>955755
Addicts need to eat, so when they spend all their money on drugs, they need free food from the government. Imagine if we all got free food from the government, because we spent our money on wants instead of needs? That would be really nice! If you can barely afford food after bills, just remember, your taxes went to febtanyl junkies. They need to eat too, more than you do!

No. 955773

>>955761
Just wanted to point out what I see as flawed logic in your argument: you say that drug tests should be req'd for gov't benefits, but you also say that junkies would just submit someone else's pee for their pee test. If you think they'll just submit someone else's pee, then why require the test? And why give a pee test that can be cheated on like that, when there are simple ways to prevent them switching theirs out w/ someone else's urine?

No. 955775

>>955773
anyone really inclined to do so can cheat a drug test but we still require them for jobs, ebt, cps, etc., bc the people who cheat are 1) a very small minority and 2) a surprise drug test can usually weed them out.

No. 955776

File: 1743986557858.jpeg (219.95 KB, 1266x650, IMG_1352.jpeg)

Lurch’s back surgery or is he just lying about having an abscess drained

No. 955777

>>955776
"Back surgery" but sitting up and home the same day? Kek. Lying.

No. 955793

There is a threat to take away soda and candy from ebt purchases. I'm kind of not upset about that. When I worked retail, the amount of candy and soda that was paid by ebt was ridiculous. Of course tuna would starve.

No. 955800

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No. 955801

File: 1744036284013.jpeg (1.48 MB, 1290x1820, IMG_3496.jpeg)

Back to posting shoplifting hauls

No. 955802

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No. 955807

>>955801
She's so bold for doing this shit. I feel she was actually arrested and then released on a signature bond (since she has a free lawyer appointed to her)… but she's still out on bond. If she gets busted again, shits gonna get way worse for her, compared to her initial charge. Unless it's different in NY

No. 955809

>>955802
>>955800
The amount that bridge piercing sticks out she must be able to see it in her vision 24/7? how does that not bother her?

No. 955815

>>955801
I wish she’d steal some hand wash. Everything looks grimey already.

No. 955818

>>955801
imagine stealing all this skincare just to put your unwashed face on a filthy pillow every night

No. 955820

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No. 955821

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No. 955827

>>955821
Imagine for 4 or 5 years, going to the same Mcdonalds for a super specific order. You don't tell them you're moving and going to a different Mcdonalds. You just stop going.

No. 955836

>>955821
she always complains about these moids wanting free content from her, meanwhile she's been allowing one to rip her off for half a decade

No. 955838

File: 1744122474246.jpeg (1.62 MB, 1290x2283, IMG_3505.jpeg)


No. 955839

>>955531
the grimy ass print of Venus on the wall looks like it's been pissed on

No. 955845

>>955821
girl we’re at the start of a recession. no shit he ain’t paying you 50 bucks anymore.

No. 955846

>>955838
Undoubtedly the first green thing to pass her lips in years

No. 955853

>>955821
Lol at the downvote on her post. Reddit is something strange

No. 955854

>>955836
>rip her off
Is that pricing really so bad? We're not talking about a normal person. Luna's video with Lurch had toilet paper fall out of her ass, and one of her nudes had a skid mark going up her entire ass crack.

No. 955857

>>955838
>Meant to grab
So she likely stole this 'healthy' juice product, what a loser.

No. 955858

File: 1744140661535.jpg (Spoiler Image,307.15 KB, 1080x1144, 20250408_212254.jpg)

A story in two parts.
I get it, people do all kind of weird things to keep the emotional and physical pain at bay but don't tell me you suffered less trauma doing drugs, than you did before drugs tuna. Such a ridiculous cope but everything is better than to face reality i guess.
Knew someone who killed himself. He was a massive drug user with pretty severe mental illness. He didn't kill himself due to pshycosis more that he had a moment of absolute clarity and realized what a fucking hell of his own creation his life was. Im saying this because i think if tuna stopped doing drugs and really had to face her whole life and every decision she ever made i don't think she would survive it. She's this fragile ON drugs, what would she be without them? She can't afford the proper and VERY long time care she would need so I would say she's stuck between a rock a fucking hard place. I feel pity that this is the life she chose but I can't feel sorry for her due to being such a pos a lot of the time.(blogposting)

No. 955866

>>955821
>wehhhh he was rude about my tragic self harm scars
She is still so bitter that the Airbnb slumlord immediately clocked her as a junkie and took measures to prevent her from squatting

No. 955869

>>955854
Whoever gifed that moment so that it was an endless loop of toilet paper sliding out her ass is evil, diabolical, an outright terrorist. I never would've seen that otherwise at the time and gone my whole life without it. Instead I was required to watch it in rapture for like 30 seconds wondering wtf was going on.

No. 955870

>>955866
I still kek over the señor sledge arc.

No. 955884

>>955858
yet there’s people who deal with CSA, domestic violence, war ravaged homelands, even severe torture who don’t resort to drugs at all. like jesus christ, luna, you don’t get a free pass to do all the drugs you want without ever actually contributing to society.

No. 955885

>>955858
I wonder if she ever has these kinds of dumb conversations with Lurch.

No. 955906

File: 1744219638239.jpeg (1.27 MB, 1290x1743, IMG_3513.jpeg)

Tuna steals more shit in a week than most people buy themselves in 3 months.

No. 955912

>>955906
Back to stealing from Dollar tree. Lol those are ine size fits most, they are in no way going to fit around her tree trunk ankles

No. 955921

File: 1744235872362.jpeg (2.35 MB, 1279x2287, IMG_3518.jpeg)


No. 955922

>>955906
She's just stealing random ugly clothes at this point. None of this is cute or "aesthetic". She went from being somewhat stylish to just being frumpy, thinking dirty, fuzzy purple coats and Sanrio plush bags are cute enough.

No. 955929

>>955921
does she think MTV is a magazine?

No. 955950

>>955929
It's a Nirvana quote

No. 955969

>>955950
Lol look more closely at the socks

No. 955980

File: 1744314162328.jpeg (2.04 MB, 1290x2301, IMG_3523.jpeg)


No. 955985

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>>955969
Irrelevant. It's still a Kurt Cobain quote.

No. 955994

>>955950
what does that have to do with a photo of herself wearing MTV socks?

No. 955996

>>955994
I'm wondering the same thing. I think probably nothing, except MTV reminded her of older music, maybe. And that she likes to show everyone what an emo, cool kid she is by randomly putting song lyrics into her posts. It's like a high schooler's call to her fellow cool brethren, like, 'if you know, you know.' And if you're confused, well…wow, how embarrassing for you!

No. 956003

>>955994
Nothing. Her brain is fried. She probably just thought it was an edgy thing to write.

No. 956016

>>955996
It's still a Kurt reference. He referred to MTV as corporate rock television or something I can't recall.

No. 956017

File: 1744366549296.jpeg (387.65 KB, 720x963, IMG_3088.jpeg)

>>955980
Yes let’s wear a pimple patch but have a foundation encrusted piercing ball.

No. 956029

File: 1744386434157.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1290x1815, IMG_3532.jpeg)

I can’t stand this open mouth dead fish face she does in every picture

No. 956031

File: 1744387722728.jpeg (2.37 MB, 1290x2282, IMG_3533.jpeg)


No. 956057

>>956031
Big name boot licker. Her heros would have hated her.

No. 956068

>>956031
she must steal this shit and then throw it in the trash because no way she's actually using this stuff normally. that should last a month with daily use but she'll have stolen a new fave brand in 2 days that totally agrees with her super sensitive skin and we'll never see this again. related but she never uses products long enough to see benefits from it and this makes me MATI.

No. 956071

>>956068
Uh… she obviously just adds it all to her hoarde. She doesn't use anything regularly enough to make a difference. She slathers random shit on when she feels like it. She steals for fun, not out of necessity.

No. 956076

>>956068
Most definitely I have that jelly moisturizer and i use it daily had it for a month now and it’s more than half full still(blogging)

No. 956092

>>956031
Can't wait for her to get caught again tbh. She's so dumb to he stealing again so soon and at this rate too. There's no way she isn't obvious about it.

No. 956109

>>956068
>>956071
Hello Kitty hyaluronic acid can only do so much against heroin and fentanyl.

No. 956115

>>956068
I hate to break it to you anon but all that shit doesn't really do much, certainly not enough to counteract all the other factors in her lifestyle.

One thing I'll say for luna is at least she doesn't waste money on sham cosmetic products. Insane thing to risk going to gaol for but what does she really have to lose at this point?

No. 956127

>>956115
Even though her life is awful, her freedom is a lot to lose, in her eyes. Whether she has to do diversion classes to avoid jail time, or whatever the outcome is, she's gonna hate doing that.

No. 956148

>>956029
She does it in every single pic too! God, she couldn't look more braindead if she tried

No. 956163

File: 1744654060870.jpeg (1.79 MB, 1290x2619, IMG_2599.jpeg)


No. 956166

>>956163
Not that how you dress should dictate if you get sensually harassed or not, but Tuba legit looks like a cheap fat lot lizard, and I doubt any of this happened how she's saying it did, just like the "rape that was more than a rape" in her building, which was most likely just SW that she got jipped on. Never change, fatty bombalatty.

No. 956167

>>956163

too afraid to call several cops over (which she's not above) but posts his face online? Yeahhh something in the buttermilk aint clean. She probably tried to sell him sex or flirted back

No. 956169

>>956163
… She thought she would be murdered in a courthouse if she rejected him? With the cops feet away? She was too scared to alert anybody, because it's safer to shove and cuss out a schizo pervert moid WITHOUT anybody being aware hes targeting you? The fuck?

No. 956173

>>956163
ofc he asked about the areola

No. 956175

>>956173
Maybe he reads the threads

No. 956176

>>956163
>he asked what the areola looked like
ok nonnas, which one of you is the man in the picture?

No. 956179

>>956163
tuna lies so much that ill be generous and believe 5% of what shes saying. retard reads articles of other woman and instantly thinks "omg that’s me" as a way to add flair to her filth and squalor life.

No. 956181

Do you think toilet paper fell out when he grabbed her ass too?

No. 956184

>>956163
>praying I'd get out first and run tf away
You're going to run away when you're 250+lbs, with (according to tuna) a bum knee, hip, and back? Doubt…
>so dehumanizing
You mean dehumanizing like dying on a mattress in your living room while your nasty son and his equally gross girlfriend shoot up in what used to be your bedroom, using the linens and blankets that were supposed to be given to you, but the junkies stole instead? Along with whatever other theft and fraud they used him for. Vile cunt.

No. 956186

File: 1744677830981.jpg (828.34 KB, 1079x1363, Screenshot_20250414_194055_Sam…)

I'd say the book theft comment is 100% proof she reads here. Hi tuna! Try and steal some fresh pillows, your current ones are FUCKING disgusting lol

No. 956196

>>956186
Holy hell, the amount of filth and blood on that pillow is a fucking biohazard

No. 956197

>>956163
I've never encountered the word areola more often than in Tunavision land. It's almost like she's a YA protagonist, not like other girls, with magic areolas that enchant all of her suitors.

No. 956198

>>956186
Jesus fucking Christ, I knew it was bad, but that pillow might actually gain life in some botched acrane ritual with the amount of blood and filth worked into the fabric(sage your shit)

No. 956199

>>956163
Wonder if she thought about how dehumanizing it was for her father to be involved in her SW stuff without his consent. Or when she recorded her mother while calling her awful things and essentially wishing death upon her (also got her kicked out!)
Does she think Lurch’s online behavior isn’t dehumanizing while he collects sex workers like pokemon cards, fires off racist tweets and hornyposts in random womens comment sections?
Tuna you have yelled at certified moid crackheads in your buildings but the courthouse surrounded by police is when you feel too unsafe to properly defend yourself? How the fuck do you have more smoke for your mother than a random strangers sexually harassing you holy shit.

No. 956200

>>956186
Weird thing to correct 'the haters' on. This thread claims she's a streetwalker who steals grave ornaments, but accusing her of library theft is crossing the line? Stealing library books isn't as bad as shoplifting which she admits to doing anyway.

No. 956203

>>956163
Wtf is her Super Tall forever fiancé good for if he isn't insisting on going with her to court to make sure she's ok after the first time this happens??

No. 956214

>>956203
Thats who this post is for. Its a ploy for lurch to come with her. He doesnt seem to care. Or he doesnt believe her. Or he has a warrant out for his arrest and refuses to get caught.

No. 956222

>>956214
This. She even says the guy was talking about her AreOLaS which Lurch is comedically known to like

No. 956224

>>956200
stealing library books is worse than shoplifting—the loss is going to hit the library a lot harder than it does Walgreen’s
the cost is not just the cost of the book, but the cost of cataloging, tagging, and shelving the replacement (if the library can even afford to replace it)

No. 956230

>>956186
if you don't want people to call you a thief then maybe don't brag about all your shoplifting hauls kek

No. 956233

>>956186
>no I didn't steal a book from a library
she lies like a child. fucking rotund retard lmao

No. 956238

>>956186
I will never get over just how fucking filthy she is. It takes effort to be that dirty. She may as well just live on the street atp it's probably cleaner than that fucking bedroom

No. 956243

File: 1744756968949.jpg (220.63 KB, 1080x805, Screenshot_20250415_144802_Sam…)

Yeah because one just randomly mentions that their books definetly AREN'T stolen from a library, unprovoked. Sure, Jan.

No. 956247

File: 1744764289775.jpeg (561.37 KB, 916x1347, IMG_8878.jpeg)

>>953811
I wasn’t gonna come back but wtf!
How the FUCK does he know I exist!(sage your shit)

No. 956248

I know it’s not always like that but is he searching me?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(unsaged schizo posting)

No. 956254

>>956247
It looks like he chose a picture of himself nodding out for his own profile picture

No. 956257

>>956224
If you want to believe theft's ok when you're "stealing from corporations like walgreens" I'm not going to stop you but nobody's getting dragged to court over stealing library books kek. In the eyes of the law and non-shoplifters, borrowing library books and not returning them is NOTHING compared to stealing thousands dollars of makeup every week. If she wants to be a robin hood shoplifter then she'd have to give back all the obviously used clothes she stole from people's cars… I mean found in a dumpster.

No. 956262

>>956254
Looks also like the background of that pic is a hotel, like it's a commercial building but also 'homey' looking. I think this pic is pretty old, but why would he have been in a hotel?…

No. 956267

>>956262
Saying that's a hotel is a reach. Could literally be 20 other places. Though I would not be suprised if he was getting high in hotels with other junkies or with men paying for his ass.

No. 956272

File: 1744812838148.jpeg (1.92 MB, 1290x2267, IMG_3616.jpeg)

Kek she’s taking sticks home now. Her hoarding knows no bounds.

No. 956275

>>956267
Maybe, but I've been in a lot of NYC hotel rooms, and also NYC medical facilities, and that really looks like a nicer hotel room. The motion sensor in the corner is typical of hotel rooms rather than hospital/clinic rooms, where ppl aren't always in the room. The door looks like it leads to a room w/ a bed separate from the main room, also common in NYC upscale hotels. The beige color on everything is common for hotels, and not common for hospitals, which have more commercial, colorful curtains normally. Looks like one of those windows that's floor to ceiling on those little metal roller things inside a metal bar at the top, also very much used in NYC hotels, w a floor to ceiling type of window.

No. 956282

>>956262
It's a hospital

No. 956286

>>956272
cherry blossoms are lethal to cats

No. 956289

>>956286
rip pumpkin if she's even still around

No. 956294

File: 1744832208195.jpeg (1.57 MB, 1290x2272, IMG_3622.jpeg)


No. 956307

>>956294
Well this looks pretty gross. Sweaty.
>>956272
And posting a literal bloody stained blanket? The fact that they're both okay with covering up with that every night is insane
>>956289
I feel like pumpkin has been gone for quite some time. Either that or she's been in hiding because she's actively dying. They should have just left her wherever the took her from.

No. 956309

File: 1744848049848.jpg (789.71 KB, 1440x2331, 1000037086.jpg)

Caught this chimp out before she deleted it. Narc meltdown because someone irl told her she doesn't have perfect uwu skin which really makes me curious the state of her face without any filters if someone felt the need to ask her. Also she acts like she isn't constantly wearing pimple patches which contradicts her "i never have pimples" statement

No. 956310

>>956282
Oh, same anon here, and I think you're right, actually.
>>956294
Damn, her bottom lip looks swollen, like the piercing is infected! Does she just think that's cute bc it's a free lip filler style infection??

No. 956311

>>956309
She is always saying “I legit NEVER have pimples” and then constantly showing off her uwu kawaii pimple patches. Her skin looks gross and slimy and irritated in >>956294, it’s no wonder someone asked what’s wrong with it

No. 956314

>>956309
she's so casually racist like you live in one of the most diverse states in the country bitch wdym you can't understand someone with an accent lmao

No. 956319

>>956309
She probably just wonders why you come in so greasy and grimey looking. Even for junkie standards, she's gross.
Nice catch btw anon.

No. 956325

>>956309
If she 'legit cannot understand her' then how does she hear all the insults about her skin kek. I assume Tuna is jealous of this woman and is being racist because it's the only thing she can use to insult her back.
Based Hispanic methadone clinic worker isn't paid enough to take abuse from her clients all day and knows how to trigger a BPD bitch. I wonder what Luna did to get on her shitlist. Conveniently Luna doesn't mention anything SHE said to the woman.

No. 956326

>>956325
>hispanic
nah we all know she’s indian whenever there’s an accent a moron can’t understand in medicine field the worker is indian

No. 956330

>>956309
>who tf talks to peopke like that?

Really tuna? Lolcow Farms remembers.

No. 956331

>>956330
As if she's not the rudest, most judgmental bitch on the planet kek

No. 956333

>>956326
I really doubt she's Indian based on the area and environment Luna's in, at a methadone clinic. My guess was actually Carribean of some kind. Hispanic is my 2nd guess.

No. 956335

File: 1744893315501.jpg (496.83 KB, 1440x2358, 1000037117.jpg)

From her threads

No. 956336

>>956335
>complaining about getting picked up for free for her free knee surgery that she needs because she’s a fat junkie
Oh no the horror of social services actually being helpful. Most people have to wake up early for surgeries even if welfare isn’t paying for it, they do surgeries early in the day ffs.

No. 956337

File: 1744894569261.jpg (67.01 KB, 959x819, 960x0.jpg)

>>956335
Imagine being the surgeon and you have to operate on a smelly junkie. She's probably not going to take her piercings out either

No. 956342

File: 1744899944589.jpeg (1.72 MB, 1290x2287, IMG_3629.jpeg)


No. 956343

File: 1744900034312.jpeg (1.77 MB, 1290x2286, IMG_3630.jpeg)

her feet look swollen and huge

No. 956344

File: 1744900074343.jpeg (1.68 MB, 1290x2282, IMG_3631.jpeg)


No. 956345

>>956335

Tsunami Thighs should really re-think these cutesy pimple patches. Every time I see them on her it makes me think she’s nodded out face first while chowing down on a child’s birthday cake.

No. 956346

>>956344
Oh, look today she has zero freckles and poreless skin. Also got extensive facial plastic surgery, I see. That's not what you look like, fool. Even her feet are fat & dumpy in that sock pic.
Waiting for the incoming 'uwu I'm so unwell' saga. Let me guess: they don't give her any pain meds afterwards. They treated her poorly, etc.

No. 956347

>>956344
she really tried to be slick by covering the infected skin caused by her bridge piercing with her middle finger, lol

No. 956348

File: 1744903990430.jpeg (2.01 MB, 1290x2298, IMG_3635.jpeg)


No. 956354

>>956348
The skin aorund that piercing infection desperately trying to heal has got it so badly on the wonk now, kek.
It'll be verticle by June.
"post op cane" is giving neovagina also

No. 956356

>>956336
There is talk about making Medicaid recipients be employed to receive the benefits. Just imagine how badly she and Lurch would panick.

No. 956357

File: 1744910115376.jpg (1.26 MB, 1080x1623, 1000091719.jpg)

disgusting

No. 956358

>>956348
she's so obsessed with that social worker now lmao kek. I bet it wasn't even an insult at all but just genuine concern like asking if she has herpes or so

No. 956359

File: 1744911957315.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1290x1799, IMG_3636.jpeg)

kek shes such a liar. shes going to be using the cane for more pity points and gibs

No. 956360

>>956359
Return of cripplepunk tuna

No. 956361

>>956357
hey that’s foul!

No. 956362

>>956311
Its not that I dont think she has pimples but also it would g surprise me if she used them for anesthetics kek

No. 956363

>>956357
What is that white stuff on the black gauges? Chips in the material, or gunk? And what gunk exactly? And those little flakes all around the pile! Dandruff or what?

No. 956367

>>956363
That would be ear cheese. If you look at her bridge jewelry, it’s covered in crust too. I’ve never seen someone so nonchalant or unembarrassed about being so fucking unhygienic. If you’ve ever had a stinky earring after wearing it for a day, imagine that multiplied by 100 and then photographing the evidence of it. Gag.

No. 956373

>>956359
yep. There won't be a pic without it now.

No. 956379

>>956359
Yeah, she loves having that cane. Now she can say she's a disability warrior, and what would ppl like her do w/out EBT? Which is 'so not enough!' Actually, it's quite generous! I never had issues buying groceries for 1 person w/ $300/month.

No. 956382

File: 1744926723013.jpeg (1.17 MB, 1290x1974, IMG_3639.jpeg)


No. 956383

>>956367
>>956357
oh that's just fucking nasty. All the hygiene stuff she steals and she can't even use soap and water to clean her jewelry

No. 956384

>>956382
What's wrong with your face, Luna? She looks like she's pretending to be a special ed child. I hate how she poses wide eyed and open mouthed, trying to act like she has no self-consciousness bc she's 'just a wittle girl.' No, she's a refrigerator sized adult who smells like dumpster juice. And what's wrong w her eyebrow area, aside from having shaved off both brows entirely??

No. 956387

>>956382
And this is exactly why people wonder "what's wrong with her face". I can't even imagine how much worse she looks without a filter. Her eyebrow has a giant scab. And that bridge is disgusting. It will never heal or get better idk why she doesn't just retire it. Looks like absolute shit. I can't imainge being so gross dude. And where's pumpkin at? I'm convinced she's gone, either dumped or dead.

No. 956389

>>956387
>>956382
Shes could get an infection that could spread to her eye or sinus area and cause serious damage. But she is too retarded and dirty to even notice it as a problem.

No. 956390

>>956382
Her body wants that shit out of her face so badly, but her drug-addled brain is unwilling to accept it, even when the evidence is sitting crookedly between her fucking eyes. It’s so inflamed from shoving the bar back in that infected, oozy open wound that you can see the redness through that strong ass filter. She is going to have such bad scarring if she ever removes it, and it’s going to be even worse if she just continues to let it fester.

No. 956392

>>956342
No, I have never put stickers on your body spray.

No. 956393

>>956382
Her bridge piercing reminds me of Frankenstein's head bolts.

No. 956394

>>956382
I wonder if she nodded off while shaving off her eyebrows. That looks like a scab from accidentally shaving off skin

No. 956397

The skin from that bridge piercing is revolting.

No. 956415

File: 1745005908858.jpeg (1.3 MB, 1290x1677, IMG_2612.jpeg)


No. 956417

>>956415
lol she had minor laparoscopic surgery. It’s not like she tore her ACL/MCL. I’ve seen major knee surgery (total knees, broken patella’s) and this is such an over reaction. someone’s fishing for pills. I’m sure all she got was IB Profun 600, because her pain level shouldn’t need more.

No. 956419

File: 1745006738421.jpg (705.57 KB, 1440x2644, 1000037350.jpg)

The thing is with a minor surgery like this, she shouldn't have that much pain, however our Tuba is morbidly obese so she's got SO much pressure pushing down of her knee that I'm sure it does hurt. However she doesn't need narcs for the pain, which I'm sure she's gunning for. We have patients with total knee/hip that are up and walking like nothing on just Tylenol or Ibuprofen within a few hours after their surgeries. She's just fat and would make any excuse to be drugged up through any type of pain.

No. 956434

>>956419
Bitch is so zonked out her eye is swimming away.

No. 956435

>>956419
Her head looks like the body of a pufferfish. Cover one half of her face, then the other, and look at what direction she seems to be looking in. Two completely separate directions.

No. 956438

File: 1745016163364.jpeg (549.74 KB, 1290x907, IMG_2613.jpeg)


No. 956439

File: 1745016287879.jpeg (400.4 KB, 1290x919, IMG_2614.jpeg)


No. 956440

>>956439
Eleven years is nothing when you've just been high or sick 100% of the time. She acts like she has a real relationship. They're with each other because of the ways they can use each other and have only bonded thru drugs. Sad really. She thinks bc he "pays rent" and runs to get her drugs that it's a legit solid relationship? She's delusional and/or lying to herself. It's clear the way she immediately gets so defensive.

No. 956441

>>956439
Wow, what a great provider. He pays for you two to live in a glorified closet, infested with roaches, with a shared biohazard of a bathroom. He doesn't care about her. There is nothing there between them but mutual dependence on the other's scant resources. I know that in that room, there's a lot of silence, angry words, and zero physical intimacy.

No. 956449

>>956439
aww he groomed you, turned you into a junkie so you’d be 100% reliant on him for everything, didn’t even have the patience to teach you to shoot up so you’ve already destroyed your body in ways junkies in 20+ years haven’t, he spends all his time chasing women online because he thinks you’re fat and disgusting. He let his own father die in his waste and filth, he’s just waiting for you to do the same.

you don’t have a loving, mature relationship, it’s 100% transactional. if you stopped being useful he’d leave and never come back. that’s not love, it’s a trauma bond you’ve built with a junkie narcissist.



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