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http://www.lifeofonion.comOnision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Lainey/Kai/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
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>Greg thinks changing a little girl's diaper is viewed as sexual >>638665 >Greg claims his haters are liars & that if they were telling the truth he'd be in jail >>638749>Greg says hater bloggers want to fuck him >>638759>Greg yet again references fucking dogs in his video @1.45 >>638798>Greg continues to harass up Eugenia Cooney even when he has claimed to stop >>638809 >>638833 >>639427 >>639845 >>640559 >DM's between Jaclyn & Onision were leaked, of Jaclyn telling Onion to not tweet her about Eugenia >>639515>Greg being confronted by a male irl and retreating in an old clip >>639726>Lainey uploaded another sponsored vape video >>640456>Greg begs people to stop writing to him about Shane Dawson & admitting to being a creepy stalker of Shane's >>640509>Greg continues to stalk Jessie Paege >>640697>Greg patreon continues to go downhill and do poorly >>640951>Laineybot makes a patreon exclusive clickbait "Are We Meant For Each Other?" with Greg being pushy for multiple partners >>641079>Court document update on the Wetlands >>641373>Greg starts posting inspirational quotes because his phone number and address had been “leaked.” >>636245 >>636361>Lainey makes a "clean my house" video, revealing the disgusting state of her house & garden >>642089 >>642113 and the poor living conditions of their dogs >>642813>Lainey fucks up her hair once again bleaching it to Orange >>642436 >Greg completely destroys and rips up Lainey's wedding dress in her latest video >>642807For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:
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Greg’s response to Jaclyn was a fucking nightmare. He went full cult leader & tried to gaslight the shit out of her. He filmed it in portrait mode so it went full screen when I clicked on it & I literally jumped. He looks like a pimply grinch. fans in the comments (which he’s monitoring heavily) are telling him his skin is beautiful and he doesn’t need makeup….
> He starts off by saying that ‘a lot of people’ make videos about him & straight up says he doesn’t usually address haters. He then says that he decided to reply to Jaclyn (oooh she’s so lucky) since she’s a ‘former friend’ and he ‘understands her’. He hammers in that he doesn’t like starting drama over and over and that he’d rather make quality videos instead.
> “even if I win an argument I feel like crap” yeah ok
> of course he’s basing this video off comments because he didn’t watch jaclyn’s video
> no more Eugenia videos except the one he just uploaded because “she’s getting better so there’s no point”
> Greg literally keeps looking away every two seconds barely ever making eye contact with the camera
> calls Jaclyn a hero if her main interest is actually helping Eugenia
> “Some youtubers may keep using Eugenia’s photos for views but I won’t because I’m above that and so woke now” basically
> brings Jaclyn up, tells her she deserves happiness etc (love bomb) then says “if I could change one thing about you it’d be to make you identify more with yourself and not the people you date” tiptoes around it, hesitates, then decides he can’t tell Jaclyn how to live her live and if she wants further advice to dm him and he’d be happy to help her improve herself.
> implies jaclyn has ‘dmed him in the past’ lol yeah to tell you to leave her alone
> says he won’t defend himself, more weird love bombing and generic positivity toward jaclyn, building her up again before he begins negging her again
> apologizes again for the comment about her boyfriend, then goes into a whole tangent about how he loves the ‘independent’ Jaclyn he once met (creepy) and says she was nice to him before she started ‘adopting the ideals of her boyfriends’ then apologizes, says he ‘hates conflict’, then implies that Jaclyn is being controlled and abused by the people around her, more specifically the men she chooses.
> lays on the positivity shit thick, says he wants to make sure the video is under 10 min so he doesn’t make too much money off of the drama. (soooo humble Gregory!)
No. 643968
>>643949Onion is so predictable, we knew he would respond to her, and his manipulative language is so easy to deconstruct.
And I bet the moment Eugenia will be 'worse' or he will see that she is not his perfect size he depicted in previous videos he will make another 10+ clickbaity skits and comments and say that he must save her again, lol
And sorry, he is partialy right - Jaclyn seems to be easily manipulated fame whore, but he forgets to mention that he himself is trying to manipulate her (and probably wishes she would be with him)
I guess he will continue his positive shtick for a little longer?
>>643915Thank you for new thread!
Can you please add this one and previous one to thread archives?
No. 643995
>>643968He's 100% making videos about her again as soon as she posts any "update" or anything else again.
>>643980Maybe they just got Dobs fixed and don't worry about Leelu (bless her) and Caterpie.
I also think a thread name would've been needed and we should add a thread #, but at least someone made a new thread, so, thank you op!
No. 644007
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He has finally removed his Eugenia videos in order to not trigger her. It's the year 2019 and Jaclyn has implied that she's in care, he has already triggered her to the fullest extent that he possibly could for more than 2 years. He said that he's probably not losing money since those videos were demonetized already. He takes a moment to condemn people who have reposted his videos and tells his fans to ask people to remove them and post the links in his forums. He says people who won't take down videos about Eugenia don't care about her and just want money and views. Quite the hypocrite there!
Also he has disabled likes/dislikes.
No. 644012
>>644009he resents super masculine Lainey and her effortless success (compared to his own currently)
and is fishing for fresh new YouTube click-bait to enliven his 5+ dead channels.
& maybe he'll find a new "soulmate" while he's at it. he's due for a new "my ex is psycho" series.
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Wasn't he contacted by Sh's lawyer last year and told to stop posting anything about her/with her in it?
No. 644023
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Having some deep thoughts on twitter today while assuring that a better version of himself will be revealed and simultaneously a vintage version of himself too. That's just what he needs to liven up his dusty channels, rehashing more old content.
>>644009Yes, he needs desperately needs money but he is also equally motivated by finding new teen girls and claiming that he is right constantly.
No. 644028
>>644023I mean he said this exact stuff mere months ago when he went and filmed all those weird ass skits with random nobodies and made a video proclaiming it was his return to greatness or whatever. Yet nothing changed. Those stupid skits he claimed were his true roots didn’t get him the views or the fame so what? He retreated into Eugenia drama for a month and now claims he’s changing again?
I mean you could literally take his posts from this time 3 months ago, 6 months, 10 months and make the same narrative. He shouldn’t bother posting at all he should just set up a bot to keep reposting his old posts and no one would be able to tell the difference
No. 644033
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He’s been replying to this girl an awful lot lately. She’s an annoying sicophant too
No. 644036
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the caption sounds like something laim would say and she puts the filters on heavy like greg besides that nothing will probably come of this since shes too old and not attractive and if it does it might be farmer bait to get us to speculate more
No. 644037
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>>644033They're talking on this mopey I'm a hungry boy tweet too. Her username seems familiar to me, I feel like she would respond on Laineys younow streams.
No. 644043
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Even his 'fans' think his latest Sh video was a bad move
No. 644059
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Wasn't late 2018 around the time she got busted for selfposting on here and talking shit about Laineybot? I think this was around the same time her father put in a loony bin for having some kind of "outburst" at her office and they sent her home.
I sort of feel bad for the little sycophant now.(Take it to the flakes thread )
No. 644064
>>644007He only wants all the people keeping copoes of those videos to delete the evidence so he can hide how much of a vile prick in them he was, so he can do what he's best at, rewriting the narrative to humble and caring intentions
>>643949Is he joking?? If a person criticising him has a large following he ALWAYS responds. Do not engage lol
No. 644082
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Hes being oddly secretive about this months Patron events.
He uploaded this "Patron Update!" video on his archive channel. A channel I think most people have forgotten about. Its like he hid it there and is only going to link to it from a locked Patreon post.
In the video he says
>There's a black out spot where nothing happens and I can't tell you why but the reason I can't tell you why is obvious reasons like everything I tell you guys it's like a huge ordeal but I'll give you a hint it's something that happens to most everybody once or twice in life. You can guess what happens to almost everybody once or twice in life.
My best guess is its jury duty. And his reason for being so secretive is that he fears if people know where he will be (in public) for a whole week they may show up and take pictures or document it in some way. Similar to what happened to Chris-Chan when him and his mother had to go to court for vehicular assault. Or could this be something to do with his wetlands situation? I didnt think the court proceedings for that issue would take a whole week.
No. 644108
>>644082He's getting a jail stint for something imo. Hence why he's not admitting to it directly outside of "something that happens to most everyone once or twice in life". Check local bookings listings around that time.
I could be wrong but that's the vibe I get of what he's alluding to.
No. 644109
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>>644104It’s jury duty lol
This was from his February calendar
Don’t have a mirror for the video sorry
No. 644113
>>644109>Go figure huh?Not really, it's a common thing that happens in every adult's life.
I feel sorry for anyone who had to serve alongside an annoying cunt like him, though.
No. 644148
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I swear I havent seen onion boy post on fb for years I completely forgot I was following his page until I saw this nightmare pop up in my timeline. Wtf is this? Him and Taylor having a gender swap?
No. 644156
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>>644149It was a cosplay, of him as a …. I dunno.
No. 644159
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>>644149OMG, that is really him.
>>644148 You can see the edge of his hater tattoo in the lower left pic.
No. 644164
>>644149The magic of filters! And Photoshop.
My lord, he is so thirsty right now. Embarrassing.
No. 644167
>>644159actual big fucking YIKES on this one
he reminds me of the old men on tik tok trying to funny their way into young children's DM's
No. 644172
>>644159imagine thinking this picture actually looks good
cant wait until he hits his 40s in like 5 years and the desperation to look young drives him to a botched facelift surgery
No. 644183
>>644158Lainey is out of town.
>>643680Please lurk more.
No. 644203
>>644148I honestly can’t believe this is real this has to be like some Andy Kaufman type shit.
To this day my ultimate tinfoil is that he is indeed playing some elaborate joke but this is legitimately disturbing.
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So I guess this forum fundraising is going to be a monthly occurrence. I'm curious about that collab series though.
No. 644222
>>644183Every time Lainey is out of town he acts unhinged.
>>644161The bruises on the neck and the dumb expressions, is he taking the piss out of Lainey? That'd be funny af.
Is Lainey back in NM? If she had any sense she'd stay there.
No. 644227
>>644183Any idea if she took the kids or if they're stuck watching Dad pretend to be his own dream girl?
>>644209There's no one who will collab with him so I don't know why he's fundraising for it. That money probably will go the way of the wetland fund.
No. 644229
>>644226Probably so he doesn't have to eat or spend time with Lainey and the kids.
>>644227I'm sure she took the kids, he'd never watch them alone for more than a few hours. He's FAR too busy "working".
As for the collabs, my guess it's to collab with some Patreons (like he did recently), or Billy the Fridge. They;re the only people willing to work with him.
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file that under shit no one wants to see.
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>>644231also surprising he actually has his monthly totals out. is he going to use this as proof of how broke they always claim to be?
No. 644237
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>>644222> every time lainey is out of town he acts unhingedcouldn't help but think of this post
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>>644014damn, he's really prodding at all of his old flames.
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>>644232Oh, How the Mighty Have Fallen.
When he was on top he had over 1300 patrons and was pulling in almost 6 grand a month.
>>644222I was disappointed that we didnt get the usual spergout. I was hoping for a replay of that weekend Taylor went back to Las Cruces for a family funeral and Greg was staying up till 4am freaking out on Twitter and only getting 3 hours sleep before starting all over again.
No. 644291
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It looks like he went out of the house done up like this to pick up Lainey from the airport. He's even wearing that chest piece with built in boobs. Resisting feelings of pity
No. 644298
>>644291It’s like Greg knows he can’t attack and gaslight the fuck out of her like he did with Shiloh so he’s just throwing shit at the walls seeing what sticks. Acting erratic and saying horrible, hurtful things without apologizing or even putting heart into love-bombing, trying to annoy Lainey & sabotage her success until she finally snaps.
Lainey’s comments on her videos are nothing but negativity toward Greg. The only time Lainey is successful is when Greg is detached from her. They both know this and Greg wants to jump ship but doesn’t wanna seem like the bad guy. Lainey is too emotionally stunted and dependent on him to leave. It’s kinda fucked up.
How did grooming drama get swept under the rug so casually?
No. 644302
>>644231Of course she took them with her. He'd never watch his kids. Remember he ~doesn't eat if you don't remind him~ so he wouldn't feed the kids and he can't change diapers because he's
not a pedophile.
>>644227Lol for what. No channel or even Netflix would air the shit he produced. He has no professional team, everything he does is made solely by him, that's why his content is bullshit and no one's interested in it. He really does think they if he's got more expensive cameras etc his channels go viral again. Poor soul.
>>644241Is he still getting the $1K from Toboscus? If so, boy, he really is d o n e
>>644249Oops, sounds like he broke his "I keep tabs on no one" facade. You're checking daily on when the other half of your husband's coming back?
>>644274It probably is enough that they're still alive and look healthy, except for Leelu.
No. 644303
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I can't upload a mirror of his latest video, but which one of you motherfuckers called animal control on Greg? He basically says he's not going to talk about or film his dogs anymore, pretending not to have them like he pretends not to have kids… while filming himself with his dog
No. 644307
>>644303>Haterz call CPS - children will never be shown on camera>Haterz call Animal Control - dogs will no longer be shown on cameraWho do the haterz have to call so he does doesn't show himself on camera anymore?
Hes so obvious and transparent in his actions. Hes accused of animal cruelty so he overplays the lovey-dovey shtick with Dobs for this one video. Most of the interactions between him and those dogs that Ive seen on his channels is him either attempting to drown them in the swamp, pushing them away in disgust, throwing scraps of food he spit out into their pigpen for them to scrounge for, or screaming at them to shut up while hes filming.
Him hugging, petting and doing baby voices with Dobs reminded me of the wife beater who suddenly becomes a total sweetheart when the cops show up because the neighbors called about all the screaming and banging.
No. 644328
>>644324A little "recycling"? It was full on trash EVERYWHERE.
Also I promise you they wouldn't have taken the dogs because of the yard condition as long as they have access to food water and shelter. Plus he fails to mention Dobs was trying to get out of the swamp and that's why he was struggling to get on the logs Onision threw in there. People say animal abuse because of Dobs hips problems. Hes such a cunt
No. 644401
>>644331Dobs has arthritis that's why people were annoyed during the video with the logs and his dogs struggling in the cold water. Then he leaves them out in the cold with frozen shit everywhere because there was fucking cold snap.
Greg is a willful ignorant bastard, he'd rather the various ailments take down his family and pets than him directly. He thinks when he does shit indirectly he's a genius villain but he's the most retarded cunt ever.
No. 644422
>>644291Looks like he found another way to humiliate and shame Plainey for leaving him temporarily.
>Travel again and I'll come back dressed even weirder to pick you up in public.>>644303I'm honestly surprised his neighbor hasn't contacted them or whatever HOA they have. They have to see that trash dump every time they open their blinds.
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I guess Greg was harassing Shiloh while Taylor was gone.
No. 644453
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Sharing from Kiwi. It appears that Greg's company is now delinquent.
No. 644463
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I just gagged. Greg proving once more that all he thinks about is sex.
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>>644463Yes Smegma, they all want to sleep with this, look at those teeth, I guess he ran out of filters.
No. 644526
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He's alienated another paying customer and he's too broke to have this much bravado about it. He just keeps digging the hole deeper.
No. 644538
>>644526>i cant let an offended person dictate my humorhe says as he puts something in a video just to spite one specific offended person
greg you're such an idiot. everyone is just laughing at how mad you clearly are. the only person losing here is you because that person likely paid more per month than that video will ever make.
No. 644546
>>644463Greg cannot film a single video without making some lewd sexual remarks or straight up bringing up his sex life and "uwu me and my man-wife be so kink"
He even insinuated the lesbian who made a video talking about his book being cringe wanted to fuck him.
A well-known lesbian.It only further proves how lacking Greg's own sex life is and how he is still delusionally living in 2009 when girls found him attractive.
The only way anyone finds Greg attractive anymore is thanks to his copious plastic injections, chemical peels, pounds of concealer and so much filter that you can barely tell he's human.
>>644526Funny someone who literally cannot appear in picture or on film without a million filters turned up to max. The irony.
Someone needs to edit the Wikipedia page defining pathetic and set it to a picture of Onision.
No. 644578
>>644575Rape is never comedic, he was virtually raped, think of his feelings.
deleted to add /s cause its hard to convey sarcasm in text
No. 644588
>>644546it's gross. it's so sketchy and gross feeling to see a cis straight man with this condenscending "everyone thinks i'm hot. i'm hot…right?!?!?! i mean even lesbians want me. right. they just want my d that's why they're so salty."
"oh you came here to date my girlfriend. you aren't interested in my d? but…but…my feelings."
you only date from your fan pool, Onision. that's why all your exes praise your looks and fan girl. with the exception of sk, who had to put up with you before the "fame". and adr who stood up to you like once and turned into the worst person on the face of the planet as far as you're concerned.
No. 644593
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Ayalla posted these and unfollowed Billie, yikes. After everything she did to try and end Onion for her best friend and it didn’t even work.
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>>644593No sure if attached pic is b’s response but…
Here’s to hoping they’ll talk it out before this reaches onion.
No. 644621
>>644607Lainey probably feels smug every time Billie’s relationship ends, since she doesn’t pursue Gronk each time afterwards. How sad when she’s smug that her husband doesn’t cheat on her again. Then again, B would sooner return to Gronk than she ever would to Plain.
Maybe she’ll just feel smug that B lost a friend, since she has no friends besides Sarah.
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The whole video was Creepy, grimy, grubby & sinister. Which sums up their relationship perfectly I suppose. The close up shots of the filth in their hovel made me gag.
No. 644658
>>644649That's so gross. He couldn't have picked up a damp rag to wipe that shit up, first?
I mean, I'm not a neat freak, but the level of filth they live in is reminiscent of one of the many flop houses I've crashed in. Only there, people actually wiped shit up after a spill, cuz who wants bugs?
Aaaand I answered my own question. The Onions like bugs so much, they brought their own with them from the McMansion.
No. 644664
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Here he is trying to convince us that he's super happy even though he's drowning in debt. He does this occasionally but we know that money and getting attention are tied to the things that make him happy in life. I have to wonder about that happiness dip in the fist third of the graph, is that when it was fully over with B and Lainey got extra mopey?
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>>644686I'm amazed he's lacking so much self awareness he can't realise how self absorbed this video is. The entire thing is about how he proved the haters wrong and even though the haters kept wanting it to end they totally owned the haters by getting married.
The way he talks about their kids is especially telling.
>You asked for a child, I smiled…And I gave you two.No Greg, you both created children together. He phrases it like he's doing her some big favour and she should be grateful, it's such a disgusting way to look at your own kids.
Then later on:
>I was looking at the person who would bring two beautiful children into this world. My children.Hoooly shit. HIS children. Not their children. His.
This entire video is full of so many red flags. I know Kainey is in too deep to see it but it being on her channel means that her fans are gonna tear her apart about it.
No. 644782
>>644686I feel like he's going out of his way to show trot in this vid. you see the child onision doesn't have multiple times.
This whole video was just onion ego stroking himself to the max.
He's going on about trusting her, the prenup indicates otherwise…. But congrats to him. "we won" sure did onion, enjoy continuing to hate your whiny transfoot prize
No. 644790
>>644686this is so cringy. Him printing out pictures and snippets of text and then sticking them in plants, water and literal dirt is just embaressing.
>>644786I guess because she's getting more views than him. He already started editing her videos again and telling her what videos she should do. Guess it was just a matter of time until he'll take over her channel completely and yet driving another one in the sand.
No. 644793
>>644782I think you're mistaking Lainey for Trot.
>>644786>>644790This is the shit Onion slaps together because they lost the video file to the video they were supposed to upload this week.
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>>644790He tells her what videos to make, edits the videos for her, and half the time is in the video with her.
Taylor is just another way for him to make money.
No. 644806
>>644769>You asked for a child, I smiled…And I gave you two.Is he pretending to be God or something? That line was so cringy. It makes him sound like he deliberately shoots blanks every other time.
Also Pedosion, you don't even like your second child, so stop pretending to give a shit about your kids.
>>644775Exactly! Everyone already knows his real reaction to his kids. At this point they're just heavy baggage to him.
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you know your marriage is ~goals~ when your husbands anniversary video causes concern that he killed your ass
No. 644849
>>644848Normal and (more) professional YouTubers have "backup videos" for that occasion, i.e. videos they've made previously so they can still offer good content.
And then there's Greg.
No. 644857
>>644849And Lainey. Instead of apologizing professionally or having a backup video, she bitches on patreon or her private twitter how nothing ever goes right for her and life is so hard and everyone will have to wait for a video.
They make sloths look productive.
No. 644868
>>644769Essentially, he’s acting like Lainey should be
grateful for letting her carry
his children (that he barely interacts with).
No. 644906
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>>644886Mission accomplished Lainey. Its like a mirror image.
No. 644907
>>644874>>644875We all know how much she used to whine and bitch about life and Greg on tumblr and twitter and every social media account shes had since high school. She didnt stop airing out her dirty laundry because SHE wanted to. She stopped crying online because it was making Greg look bad so he made her shut that shit down.
She has to have some kind of outlet for all this emo grief. Is it just Sarah on emergency call 24/7?
No. 644909
>>644621She's got nothing to be smug about. Billie is probably having a shit time at the present moment, but in the long term, she'll learn more personal skills and grow as a person from dating different people. She dropped that last guy asap after he refused to stop flirting with girls on insta. She's young and all of this will help eventually.
Lainey on the other hand is one of those 'stay together for the kids' type. She is so stunted for her age emotionally. I bet she is smug too, but honestly being in this shitty relationship for 7 years is not an achievement, it's nothing to be smug about. It's sad really.
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Hes still bitching about the patron who pulled their pledge lmao. Btw "how a person justifies hurting Kai, no idea" how does HE justify telling her she deserved to get raped, calling her a cunt in front of their children constantly and cheating on her when she was heavily pregnant? I'm pretty sure he hurt Kai 1000 more than that patron ever could but now he's pretending he cares about her feelings so he can use her as a shield, as usual. Fucking hypocrite
No. 644962
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>>644959He's only uploaded the video to his Patreon, so I havent seen it yet. But Im assuming the joke was about killing children with mental disabilities after seeing this tweet from that disgruntled fan.
He tweeted this a few hours ago. I think hes backpedaling just in case any of his other fans start grumbling about pulling their pledges too.
>I made a joke about killing retards, but I wouldn't really do it guys No. 644965
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>>644886>>644885>>644884>>644883>>644882>>644879first off… thank you private twitter-anon
are these caps directly from her page? or when you do a "from:kai92229432" advanced search
if you havent done a "from:" search on her private account while logged in you might find some conversations shes having behind the scenes that arent going to show up on her main page. if you've already done that disregard my ramblings, and thanks again.
No. 644970
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It didnt take long for Grugly to go from fake positive and flirty to veiled insults. His last 2 tweets to her were the shitty Hitler photoshop insinuating shes pushing her merch to hard and now this one. How long until hes outright calling her a cunt like he does his wife? When Grunk flirts with you, you better flutter your eyelashes, giggle and flirt back… OR ELSE!
No. 644971
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>>644962This girl has been kissing both of their asses for a while now so I'm finding this pretty satisfying. Another supporter chased off by greg. He really doesn't see that the common denominator in all of these failed relationships is him. Priceless.
>>644965I didn't know that trick, thank you! I tried it and everything was painfully boring. Most were just 1-3 worded replies to comments on her own statuses, nothing worth sharing.
No. 644978
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Who is the next victim?
No. 644993
>>644978I'm thinking it's Sarah. Remember onions livestream where he says laim is hesitant about her "feelings" toward Sarah and hesitant to move things forward?
And if so then that tweet about "always having the notion" would be incredibly troubling bearing in mind Sarah was 14 when they first spoke. Hope it's not Sarah though. Who else in laims lackluster and dwindling social circle could it be
No. 644998
>>644959It hurts the Onion's feelings if you don't give them your pocket money and lie to them about how great they are. Just be honest guys!!
What in the actual fuck is the point in paying either of these two cunts for content when their best efforts get posted on YT anyway and it's all shite.
Greg's already frustrated his pay walls aren't bringing in the 'hotties' and regressing to a free forum to fish for narc food. "Would I date you? How mental are you; mental enough for a guy like me? What's new in sex?"
Lainey's only role in life is to be a poor attempt at a mother and role play as a pathetic emo cunt because it caught them a Billie before, then a Maya the formula is faxxx it's honest, it works. 2008 Onion is no. 1!! We must return to the holy lands for salvation.
It's going to get weird when Troy is more competent and will demand more attention from them both. They're going to get frustrated when they have the sudden shock life is not about them and their gay egos. Children aren't just gifts to bestow from your small balls Onion boy. Is he prepared for teenage Troy releasing a TroySpeaks about his bad dad and strange family. Yet it's the haters that are a danger to his reputation.
No. 645001
>>644999Quite honestly, I think Lainey doesn't know what a real (let alone good) relationship looks like.
She's exclusively known her
abusive ex and her
abusive husband, and idealized relationships on TV. Plus, being stuck in their trailer all day any day, she doesn't have much knowledge about real life either.
I guess that's one of the reasons why Greg hasn't divorced her yet. She's his perfect little puppet and narc supply but she's also extraordinarily boring and whiny. His life would have been close to perfect with her being ok with his "trinity" but now that she's apparently put her foot down, he's on the prowl for someone new.
Well, who'd like to waste their life being stuck with a mopey and boring partner, though?
No. 645003
>>644959justifies.
hurting.
kai.
they didn't send lainey a death threat they just PULLED THEIR PLEDGE. what kind of fucked up cult mentality is this?
No. 645008
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>>645006Lainey literally begged Greg to call her hot and he refused… she said ‘wow, real feelings were shared today’ and he basically said ‘they usually are, that’s how this relationship works’. He can’t even act like he’s attracted to her anymore.
Can someone who reads lips tell us what Greg’s edgy bleeped out jokes were?
No. 645012
>>645006Onions face literally looks like wax that’s about to melt holy shit
Also the first bleeped word seems to be twin towers since after he said “them collapsing” so that’s my guess, couldn’t get the second one though.
No. 645014
>>645006It’s official. He’s becoming a plastic surgery monster.
And no, Onision. People speculating about all your Botox treatments is not a compliment to how young you look. You look like you’re in your way to becoming the cat lady.
No. 645021
>>644686Eh, the video is better than his usual skits or rants to be fair, but it strongly reminds me of what a student would do for a school project. There might be artistic potential there if he learned how to film correctly and if he didn't try to make everything about himself.
>>645006>>645008I don't have the impression that he looks as if he had Botox recently, but he looks really, really sick to me. It's looks like there's a swelling going on in his face with the puffy cheeks and all, and his neck (like when you have to take cortisone).
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No. 645025
>>645008I don't know, I mean Greg is an ass towards her. But what kind of reaction is she expecting? This isn't her first tattoo and while I don't think it looks bad, it is pretty basic and cliche and I wouldn't know what else to say either.
What's really sad is how hard she tries to make herself interesting for Greg and nothing seems to work.
No. 645027
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>>645006Now I wonder where he got the idea for this video?
No. 645031
>>645006Nice Tommy Wiseau face, Onision! And those titties, 10/10 would motorboat but not really.
These people are so undeniably tacky. What's with Lame's Archie Jughead cosplay? She needs to look into some products that will help fade all of that disgusting scarring on her lip and chin, good god.
>>645029Fucking kek so hard at that. These two are a collection of awful tattoos with no real style, just random shit slapped all over their body like they're NASCAR racers. He has clipart on his body forever and it's not even. Lame's tattoo is shitty but at least it has some shading and looks nicer than his black rectangle with clipart sprouting off of it. He's probably salty about it because he didn't choose it like he has with her other tattoos like the rainbow volcano. It's just another independent choice by Lame and he's mad because it wasn't in his control. He owns and controls so much of what she does and she's an idiot for letting him steer her the way he has been.
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Laughing my ass off at this dig at Lainey.
Greg edited the video and this is what he shows when she says «i’m getting this tattoo» lmaoo
No. 645036
>>645008Honestly, I think it's one of her better tattoos even though it's generic. This is someone who has numbers she likes and the volGAYno inked on her so the bar is set really low here. Yet I'm certain she's copying someone or trying to become more appealing to Onion.
>>644962>I would not abort a child…He doesn't have a uterus he's not the one who would personally have to deal with receiving that kind of news. The chromosomes and parental love shit is ridiculous coming from someone who won't talk to his own daughter until she can speak. He has no idea how difficult it is for parents who do have kids with serious issues so what's his excuse for neglecting the 2 he has?
No. 645039
>>645006Okay so I have a tattoo exactly where Lainey got hers and 1. It’s not a sensitive area, 2. That tattoo parlor is nasty and 3. Why did the tattoo artist shave Lainey’s arm? If she was putting her toes in the tattoo community she’s not doing it right in the slightest… she’s just lazy and doesn’t put any effort into anything. The after care was a mess, there’s no information just stupid duh things.
The obvious eyelashes and the super feminine placement of the feminine tattoo with the feminine eyebrows and the fucking AirPods that kill me bc they stay on THE WHOLE VIDEO … the idientity crisis continues
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As if we didn’t need any more proof Grub is completely inept at caring for his animals, he parades his grotty fish tank asking for help as to why it doesn’t work, he clearly hasn’t cleaned it in months. Poor fish! Figure it out your fucking self instead of broadcasting your scruffy living habits! He has no self awareness or embarrassment. Why is everything around him rotted, dirty and uncared for? (Even lainey didn’t escape)
No. 645051
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he's just mocking us now.
No. 645055
>>645036She's trying to copy Billie who has a tattoo artist mom. She wants a floral sleeve like her idol BillieDawnWebb. Unfortunately Lainey hasn't got any taste and I don't think of the tattoo artists she goes to have any desire to go beyond what Lainey asks them to do.
>>645021Greg has 100% gotten botox. How do you account for his appalling diet, hygiene and daily grimaces. He puts his face under so much stress all the time yet his forehead doesn't move and he has no expression lines apart from around his eyes. Also looks like he gets filler in his nose too its changed over the years. I don't think he's a tranny, he just resembles his mom's crazy eyes yet has his dad's chubby face. He's trying to use botox to add some sharpness to his features. He's just a short chubby saggy man and since he doesn't work out or so anything his frame is sagging. He has terrible posture. He's just in ill health quite honestly.
No. 645062
>>645006video review time
positives
- the shading on the rose was nice
negatives
- lol you got it upside down
- there's no theme at fucking all to her tattoos, she looks like an ADHD 12 year old's scrapbook
- your husband looks like a team america character who spent too long near a radiator
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Lol someone on tumblr said that Onion started featuring his dying channels on the laineybot one while she was away. Can anyone confirm this is true? Iirc they weren't there before but I'm not sure.
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He must be freaking out about his Patreon dipping so low that he even brought back the one dollar tier in hopes to regain some of his numbers. Also this is the second message I received from him this month. He must be feeling pretty desperate.
No. 645114
>>645111Their fish tank
triggers me every time it makes an appearance. Unfortunately hardy fish could survive in shit like that, but it's clearly abuse. Some fish groups I'm in have posted about picking up free aquariums on the side of the road only to discover a betta or goldfish still living in the last 1" of disgusting water. Fish are very adaptable, for better and worse
No. 645137
>>645133He can't just admit he did it because he's greedy, anon. No, it was totally a business decision that backfired.
>>645113The over apologetic language while making excuses… He's so manipulative and creepy.
No. 645140
>>645103Yeah, whenever I've checked she had the 2 Character channels of all things linked off to the side under Beautybot.
>>645114>>645118Does anyone know what kind of fish/es he kept in there? I know some hardier fish can manage to survive in filthy conditions for awhile. Putting a fish tank right in front of a window encourages algae growth so it's clear he knows nothing about tank maintenance.
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>>645006her tattoo is just an exact copy of a temporary tattoo design that comes up on the second row of google image results for "rose tattoo"
could these people get any more basic if they tried? why are they so opposed to actually having a tattoo artist design an original tattoo for them?
No. 645148
>>645147That would take it out of Greg's limitlessly talented hands. And no one but Greg chooses what marks his manwife's body permanently but him.
I genuinely believe it's more than likely precisely that. Having a tattoo artist design his tattoos? No. If it's a man, that would be acknowledging that another male is superior than him in some aspect.
Allowing a female to design his tattoo would be a woman deciding what marks his body permanently, and he's constantly broadcasting his utter disgust for, and disdain of, women. They don't choose for Greg; HE chooses for them.
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No. 645161
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I wonder what this is about, aside from someone who criticized Lainey.
No. 645191
>>645040When you think you couldn't hate them anymore… these absolute pieces of shit. Grease can shove his "I am vegetarian" up his ass, he is an animal
abuser. I still hope there're no actual fish in this tank…
>>645154If that's true, the whole, he ignores the girl but seems to not ignore his boy then would confirm what anons speculated before. That he ignores his daughter to be "mean to her" so she won't fall in love with him. Because that's his logic, like it was with Sarah. And I wouldn't be surprised if this narc thinks even his own child could fall in love with him. Since he's also super convinced his haters are in love with him and even lesbians. Because no one ever could not.
No. 645200
>>645141Fuck defending Lainey, but still at least be right when dissing her, she has a bachelors from a four year university not an associates from a CC. She'd still get more use out of that degree using it as toilet paper than what she's doing now.
I know psych degrees don't make you able to diagnose shit but you should be able to diagnose that your husband is a piece of shit and you should get the fuck out. It makes me wonder if the fact the Onision paid for her degree made her feel indebted to him and unable to leave.
No. 645210
>>645098I'd be so offended by these copy&pasted text blocks. He clearly tries everything to get a few bucks per month back, but only on minimum effort levels. He doesn't even acknowledge what the former patron said because that's too much work. But filtering out the ones he had arguments with was also too much work. kek
>>645099>punish methat fucking manipulative language, I haven't seen anyone this awful and guilt tripping.
No. 645240
>>645236Doubt. Everything said in those anonymous asks were said here or by Sam, Billie, Ayalla or brought up by Greg himself.
Take what they say on tumblr with a grain of salt.
No. 645246
>>645006I think billie’s tattoos are pretty boring and generic yet somehow Lainey managed to get the poor man’s version of that. She mentioned wanting a sleeve, 100% it’ll be greyscale and similar to Billie’s.
When you get tattoos you don’t hand them clip art. Jesus. You have an idea for what you want, they draw it up. She couldn’t fathom going in saying “I want a rose” and having them draw something original.
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>>645281you mean this?? you could have at least posted the tweet for context and it was in response to someone who brought up a screenshot from this thread concerning unfollowing and what not
No. 645321
>>645319Yeah and it
shouldn't be news, it is clearly some petty argument that went too far between best friends. They obviously have made up, as you pointed out.
These two have been like sisters for many years. To tinfoil over 'Billie going back to Onion and Ayalla being pissed about it' etc etc is honestly ridiculous
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I foresee a Twitter sperg out or rant video when Greg gets wind of this.
Jaclyn and RSN hung out at Playlist Live and had a sit-down interview about the Onision drama. The perfect trifecta would have been Repzion walking by and them calling him over to join in on the Onision discussion.
No. 645352
>>645246I've seen Billie's tattoos on girls a dime a dozen. Generic as fuck but the actual work is done well and it flows as a piece/sleeve/thighs.
An anon pointed out earlier that Lameo and Onision's tattoos look like Nascar sponsors just slapped on there willy nilly.
There's nothing wrong with having lots of little ones but placement and keeping the same artist or even keeping it so you have only black and white or only colour makes such a difference. It's the same reason Raven's tattoos look a mess.
Unfinished trash from all different artists, colour and black and white, old and new faded stuff and shitty placement.
There's nothing wrong with having basic shit but do it well, christ.
Pretty sure all of Billie's are black and white.
You can tell Greg doesn't give a shit about quality when he sperged about Billie getting the'lillie' tattoo.
>she was already covered in tattoos so I thought what was one moreHe and Lainey think they are just shit to collect and see themselves as edgy since they have tattoos, but the tattoo community would probably laugh at their shitty collection of skin clipart stickers.
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Any ideas on what is so creepy?
No. 645421
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Mirror for
"Reacting to My Husband's Anniversary Video"https://vimeo.com/322641015 No. 645433
>>645200Is there evidence that she graduated with a 4 year degree? I've been curious of this for some time now because personally I have never seen proof.
Is there a video where her and Greg show off her degree? What university did she attend for 4 years?
Not doubting you by the way, I just have been curious about this for a while now
No. 645449
>>645433It’s just a general psychology degree, she did attend actual rl college I believe Washington state but started taking online classes when she was pregnant. Apparently she graduated with honours but tbh the first four years studying psychology you don’t learn much in the way of diagnosis etc it’s basically introductions and statistics (math). I believe she showed her degree on twitter
Just because someone has a knowledge in psychology etc doesn’t mean they are immune to abuse or being shitty people themselves. In fact some of the most manipulative criminals have a knowledge on how people think and behave to con them.
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From Greg's stellar new DIY haircut video.
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>>645472Looks like they’re missing part of the ceiling tile in their bathroom. Greg really is just destroying that house.
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He's a martyr for trans people, but seriously I wonder if his mom visited and said something rude to Lainey because she looks like a 12 year old boy these days. That newer tweet is pretty funny if you saw him and Lainey trying to eat fruit and vegetables.
No. 645493
>>645437It has physical locations and its called Washington State University.
(
https://president.wsu.edu/2016-spring-west-waLainey on the president's honor roll if you scroll down to puyallup)
This isn't some university of phoenix shit, when her neurons aren't sparking up bright new identities she can actually apply herself to get an expensive piece of paper to wind up grifting and whining piece of shit like her husband. And that's the fucking sad part, she had the brain to fucking do something (could have taken the degree further or gotten a real job in an office or whatever) and she chooses to be miserable with 2 kids in a swamp with her ogre husband.
>>645472I thought Onion was disgusted at DDLB.
>>645488Or all the steam from his hot skin scalding showers soaked up a years worth of steam in one onion shower and it collapsed from the weight. Maybe all his yard work has caused some foundation shifts and they were checking for issues in the attic.
(derailing) No. 645498
>>645490But she doesnt look like a 12 year old anything. She looks like a poorly aged 25 year old woman.
With a proper diet and exercise she could actually look good!
Her mom and sister are very beautiful women, with effort and a much needed style change, taylor could compare.
No. 645528
>>645517She tweeted about him obsessively for a couple of months before the soulmate tweet and probably the only reason he didn't respond at first was him flip flopping between Shiloh and a new teen
victim.
No. 645534
>>645506Not surprised hearing him discuss Lainey as an investment. I watched his military video the other day and he was talking about income in that video. Essentially he's already talked about only marrying Skye for benefits and friendly reasons and to live with him. Well he got paid 700 or so extra dollars for having a wife off the military base.
He only sees women as commodities either sexual or financial. Lainey's only a partner on YT cuz onion set up her channel off his. I'm not sure of the terminology or what but it was him that got her monetised basically.
He feels entitled to his spouses finances. He feels entitled to most women's fiancé's let's be real. He just feels entitled ffs.
Onion would not survive if it he wasn't able to exploit women he is so fucking pathetic.
No. 645535
>>645534i want to know when the turning point was.
Onision was a mostly harmless if not drama producing low-level youtube personality with
problematic opinions, then a few years after his marriage to L he starting becoming downright militant.
No. 645537
>>645535He was always self righteous and militant. Some of his first videos were him dressed in his military garb and larping as a militant vegetarian. That's when he gained his popularity, he came across with vindication in some of his views because he was a try hard back then.
He had always been a piece of shit, but cuddlegate amplified his ego, his first 3some has had him acting relentlessly towards one again. Remember their future board? 3some! It's fuck all about being polyamorois, it's straight up Greg wanting a hareem of young girls to abuse and do all the busy work while he stores his ego online.
Lainey's just a doormat so no one checks his unhingedness apart from 'haters' online. He constantly falls out with family members of they're not pandering to him.
NB Greg mentioned in the military video his sister was in the airforce and was the one that vouched for him. The only independent thing this pansy does is make shit videos and his only viral video was edited by Skye. Well done Greg you big strong boy!
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Uh oh, baby needs attention.
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>>645548Greg begins his week long jury duty today. So Taylor's alone at home having to deal with the kids and household duties solo. I guess that's the reason for the pity party.
I would love to be a fly on the wall during jury deliberations. You just know hes going to be the one hold out on a 12 to 1 decision. And his conclusion wont be based off the details given. He'll do it just to be a contrarian and site events in his life that mean more than the facts of the case.
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He just uploaded the video that lost him that patron. It was about killing mentally disabled children and their parents being relieved they no long had to bear that burden. He doubles down and says hes adding even worse things to joke about, and lo and behold first on the list is his love of dogs. I will not be surprised when Greg becomes the next Mr. Hands of Gig Harbor.
No. 645568
>>645550There’s no way he will get chosen. It usually takes 1-2 days to choose a jury and only 14 of about 50 people will actually be on the jury. They ask you a bunch of questions to determine if you’ll make a good juror and they don’t pick people that are loud and opinionated or express very strong moral views.
Source: have been in jury duty like 3 times
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More about the patron who pulled her pledge and made the swamp anus screech
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No. 645626
>>645595This dumb bitch has seen Smegma do this same exact shit to how many other former fans/random people? We have screenshots of him doing this shit to at least 3 other former "fans" (or their mothers), who knows how many others are out there, and he has publicly shat on people who cant pay him but actually like him several times.
The people who follow this idiot seriously constitute 1 big collective cow I swear.
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>>645567He included this "joke" about Jaclyn, he's obviously still butthurt that she didn't wanna share Eugenia's personal life details with him lmao
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Shiloh posted this. Onion?
No. 645743
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In onision video “why does onision still make videos” at around 0.08 he literally flashes his whole junk to the camera. You can see the outline of his genitalia and weird balls. It’s really weird and out of nowhere and further proves that he has some fetish with showing his junk to his audience.
No. 645744
>>645704Gonna have to agree with other anons. She had a livestream not long ago going public about what happened with a stalker guy. I imagine this is about him.
She specifically said "No this isn't about onion boy." during it when someone asked if it was about Onision.
No. 645747
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Repzion dropped a video about the $2 patron flipout. At the end of that video he said he's been working on another one about Onions excessive amount of EC videos. I really wish he would just leave that alone since Onion finally took down his videos, the time to point out that fucked up behavior has passed IMO.
No. 645855
>>645814She and Lainey are still following each on ig but she also deleted the post from her tumblr. Either she doesn’t want “haters” to see or she doesn’t want Greg and/or Lainey to see.
Sarah should be living life like a regular 18 year old girl but instead she has to play protector to a 24 (going on 25) year old mother of two.
No. 645870
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Lmao that's rich coming from onision, a guy who made dozens of videos exploiting the image of minors in underwear. He isn't even trying to hide how butthurt he is about Jaclyn anymore, I wonder if he saw the picture she posted with Jessie Paege on Twitter and it made him even more salty
No. 645885
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Someones feeling a bit agitated right now, so odd for such a positive person to tell people to STFU. Also he can't spell corporate.
>>645870He made a tweet earlier about Toby Turner too wondering why a guy like him isn't as popular nowadays. So he must've been thinking about Jaclyn, he likes taking jabs at her since she told him to back off from EC.
No. 645890
>>645870That Jaclyn Glenn video is from a month ago. What that proves is that Grease (with his rage boner) very likely went on a search on her page to find ANYTHING he can call her out on that makes her look "bad" and him "good". He always finds someone new to obsess over now it's Jaclyn again because she said something that hurt his wee feelings.
>>645885"Do not engage" really didn't last long, did it? Two days?
No. 645917
File: 1552478547504.png (388.78 KB, 572x518, Capture.PNG)
quit.making.videos.with.your.fucking.spouse.no.ono.one.cares.
No. 645925
File: 1552486227871.png (347.75 KB, 576x704, superficial.PNG)
>make up is so fake… unless Im using it to try and look like a creepy young boy.
Did he forget his spouse dedicated over a year of her life to a failed beauty channel?
This must be sour grapes that Laniey had to abandon that channel because she couldn't handle the comments about her kids party face painting level of make up skills.
No. 645929
>>645885Anonymous 46 seconds ago No. 645928
>>645885I mean, he’s right. Why does anyone talk about him? He’s a failed YouTuber who barely makes enough views to get monotized, has strikes on his channels, never collabs with anyone because no one wants to work with him, or even just be anywhere near him, and he’s fading into obscurity.
Sarcasm, obviously, this asshat is so disillusioned. He has to rely on controversy to get 5 seconds of attention. He’s not attractive, he’s not talented, he’s not even competent. He’ll be remembered for being a moronic sociopath who’s a big, fucking baby.
No. 645952
>>645917>>645917"I hope the enjoyment was up to par :)"
Who tf says this.
No. 645971
>>645917>>645969Can someone please be kind enough to mirror…? I would really appreciate it..
I mirror all the time and I know it is going out of your way, but it really helps the thread and archiving videos is always important
No. 645995
>>645994Wtf why can’t I say f**tf@cE anymore??!
Imaginary sage
No. 646030
>>645995Admin-chan is punishing us for people nitpicking and going off-topic
Have there been any updates on what he still owes the county/IRS?
No. 646055
>>646033Well he says "when
I edit this video", so that's that. Lainey's channel truly is like this puppet image now.
>>644804 No. 646101
>>646055They also joke about Lainey being more likely to want to quit her job because she hates it, to which she holds her hand up snd says
"meee".
She really has no interest in doing Youtube anymore, I guess her fans have dwindled away to a handful since her videos are pretty boring and feature Greg more often than not.
No. 646119
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Look at those faces!! Some brilliant person work your magic on this photo!!
No. 646141
>>646119Her mouth is unreal. She got a f00tf@ce, a lumpy chin and now she keeps doing this weird lip thing.
Onision really must hate her if he cant be bothered to edit shit like this out.
No. 646142
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No. 646150
>>646142This reads more like "My bills are coming due, who wants to pay them".
If that movie was something he truly wanted to do, he would have actually done it when he had the coin. Also, no doubt those kids are just combining their parent's income.
>>646146So that the kids following him can feel included with their 10$ allowances.
No. 646157
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Lame looks like Jack McBrayer.
No. 646175
>>646142Gurgles net worth: negative hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Actual street panhandlers have a better net worth than him.
No. 646189
>>646180He had to post a sign in his yard declaring he actually has the permit he should've requested in the first place. It's probably mandatory for everyone who obtains the permit, but I like to imagine he was specifically ordered to do this to prevent upsetting his neighbors again.
I'm dying to know how much control Greg actually has over how his yard gets corrected. It would make me so happy, for how much money he must of sunk into equipment rental and replacement sod, if he was obligated to pay for every single plant and hour of labor to return his yard into the
exact way it was before. Including the nettles and blackberry bushes that he claimed were going to maul his dumb kids
No. 646221
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The lack of self-awareness is strong in this one.
No. 646233
Lainey says "uwu" 4 times during this video.
It is hilarious that she is trying so desperately to incorporate this into her vocabulary considering anons are constantly making fun of her pathetic uwu whining. Can't help but wonder if she/Sarah have been lurking since this is the first I've heard her ever use this term before.
The irony.
>Lainey being a whiny bitch over having to make youtube videosThis is her
only job in life. What the hell would this chick even
do if she weren't making videos? Such hard painful life (insert uwu here).
>You can tell Greg has been editing all of Lainey's videos.I know her fans detest Greg appearing in her content, but I doubt she would make videos
at all if Greg weren't constantly pushing her to create them and coming up with ideas for her because she just cannot be bothered.
Lainey has to be one of the most spoiled, lazy humans alive. Her content is nothing more than turning on a camera to film cleaning her house or dying her hair.
>Greg states Lainey hates her jobThe fact that her content is considered a "job" to these two.. kek. Cannot
wait until these idiots have to see what a
real job is.
Also during the "who is going to hell" question Lainey
has to add "I'M ALSO GAY".
Are you?? Really?? We had NO IDEA
>>646141>>646033Be careful guys, admins are seriously cracking down on this thread. While it is undeniable fun to mock their combined ugliness, I hate seeing these posts knowing they'll most likely result in temp bans..
No. 646292
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what…?
No. 646294
>>646292Just when I thought his intelligence couldn't get any lower. This makes absolutely zero sense and makes him look even more retarded than he already seemed before.
He thinks he's being funny and pro-gay but he's the only one who laughs at his jokes and it makes him sound sexist, not pro-gay. What about straight men like himself then?
No. 646299
>>646294He already Tweeted that he was gay or bi or some shit, so he thinks he’s “allowed” to say this kind of thing.
Keep your eyes on your own paper, Onion.
No. 646343
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>>646317you called it. Also looks like he's gonna pull the same shit as he did when Christina Grimmie was killed. fucking trash.
No. 646344
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imagine thinking that bashing religious beliefs/practices is an appropriate response to a mass shooting.
No. 646349
>>646343Wow. Just WOW.
This piece of shit uses the shooting as an opportunity to call out a YouTuber who is bigger and better than him. He seeps jealousy and uses this event to his own advantage to further his bullshit message of hating Felix. That is truly pathetic.
He doesn't give a flying
fuck about the pain of those families and kids.
And telling people to stop praying and start helping? When has Greg
ever tried to help??
In all the years of hate watching this douchebag, I have never once seen him donate to charity. I've only ever seen him make his own charity cases like he did for Shiloh when she was "dying" and his constant gofundme's for his wildlife disaster and his forum.
He is the most self-centered, delusional trash imaginable.
No. 646352
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He only says what benefits him huh? Why not use the same logic for pewdiepie. He didnt know or make anyone do anything either. Idiot.
No. 646357
>>646343I haven't looked into the shootings too much, but were they actually fans? I don't really follow the logic of pewdiepie is bad because some people who killed other people mentioned pewdiepie. Onion will grasp at anything to pull others down to his greasepit.
>>646344Yeah you donated money that your fans gave you, are we supposed to be impressed? What was it $10? Don't even bother writing that shit on your taxes at that point.
>>646352He definitely said in Laineys last video that in an apocalypse situation he wouldn't be a vegetarian so yeah Onion you would kill the fucking rabbit
No. 646371
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Saw this on Twitter this morning. Dude is wasting no time and Pewd's followers are all over him with their own commentary.
No. 646372
>>646343>>646344>>646366Greg is such a fucking moron, always preaching and being self righteous. Does he not realise this act of terror was against those literally practicing their faith through prayer? They will find solace that their loved ones will be at peace in the afterlife. A religious and compassionate person will appreciate that someone else is praying and reflecting on this tragedy.
And what does Greg do? He gives money to US charities for gun control.
The incident he is being zealous over happened in New Zealand and to a marginalised community, taking a tax deduction for donating to US charity is not directly affecting those
victims either! Fuck off
No. 646378
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No. 646390
>>646343The audacity of this bitch. He fucking wishes he was relevant enough to receive this much support and generally attention from everyone as Pewdiepie does.
>>646372Does he even fucking know where New Zealand is? Being the illiterate moron that he is, I'd wager he only knows of 5-6 countries aside from the US.
No. 646393
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Meanwhile, Greg is making another video where he kills off one of his “characters” by shooting the multiple times.
No. 646398
>>646378>>646344>>646343>>646393Greg
only donated because people were calling him out for never doing anything himself while preaching on his high horse to stop sending love and prayers and start taking action.
And now of course he could
never donate or do something selfless without aggressively rubbing it in everyone's face. Greg's probably jerking off while staring into a mirror right now.
Funny how he doesn't mention the amount donated either - that makes it clear that it was a very small donation, otherwise he would be screaming the amount from the rooftops.
He is such a revolting egomaniac.
Greg
had to donate and only did so because he made a tragedy about his hatred towards another youtuber. He didn't have a choice.
It is obvious as well that he only donated to spite critics considering he couldn't be bothered to take the time to find the proper charity to donate to.
When you think he can't stoop any lower..
No. 646413
>>646409Kek I bet Gregma’s secretly in the NRA
Fuckin’ closet republican
No. 646456
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>>646409> Anus has a pro gun cousin
>Anus agrees with his ideas of shooting anyone… >>646413Kek I bet Gregma’s secretly in the NRA
Well, while wildly speculating to the point of tinfoiling is frowned upon, the Smegma does know how to shoot, has utilized a sniper rifle, and is quite proud of himself when he hits the target "dead center."
This is undeniable.
To the Tubes go You, and use /9raduis_Z_o to get his video doing just that, uploaded to his onision archive channel on 7/26/14. On a past description he stated he was shooting with family.
His repeated use of guns as props in his videos where he kills multiple characters and goes so far as to edit in the splurts of blood and the squick noises that accompany such wounds is such a sickening form of humor or comedy.
Where everybody public can be someone's idol, and hero's having undue influence that is not always positive, if Gurgenstein insists that Ec influences people to the point of developing ed's, then why can not his own videos of showing how impulsively and eflusively he guns down characters in his videos not be regarded as something that has the potential to dangerously influence people who watch him to gun down the characters in their own lives??
Where is his moral outrage unto himself?? Nowhere! It's it the toilet. Alongside his morals.
Also,
>>646344Like hell, he never donates to the homeless. Why bring this up as a point of logic? Its failed reasoning. He thinks they are a waste of space and time.
Has he ever asked one what he can do to help them? Has he ever bought them diner, gotten to know them, and invited them home for a shower and a fresh set of clothes?? No!
The only homeless people he cares about are the angsty 15-16-17 year olds he can lure to his swamp mansion basement. Those are the only ones he wants in his shower.
No. 646460
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Wtf is up with "#sex"???
But hes right. Definitely more terrifying then Momo
No. 646503
File: 1552701236784.png (45.79 KB, 907x378, sad.PNG)
In other news, I decided to look at Laineybot's channel statistics. I've noticed a steady decrease in her views and looking at social blade, it seems she's on a steep decline in viewership recently.
Which makes sense considering she doesn't seem to give a flying fuck about her "job".
Onisionspeaks hasn't been able to break 20k views on a video in over two weeks now.
I've never seen their channels so dead before.
Considering Greg's patreon is at an all-time record breaking low, I'm sure Lainey's is as well.
I think we are going to begin to see some sperging over this decrease in earnings… because it's pretty significant now.
No. 646546
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Hahaha Greg tried it with Phillip Defranco. What a fucking shitbag.
No. 646564
>>646546KEK
"Don't make it about you" that is all he's been doing!!
This little man donates max 5 to 10 bucks to a charity that has NOTHING to do with New Zealand and the tragedy that occurred and he thinks he's suddenly the spokesperson for shootings.
Pewdiepie refused to upload yesterday and instead linked to an
actual fund for the families involved.
Greg, you didn't help anybody. Your measly few dollars aren't going to save any lives.
You couldn't even be bothered to throw your pennies at the proper people.
He is so hilariously sad
No. 646588
File: 1552757747837.jpg (286.9 KB, 1060x1077, Hypocriteonion31619.jpg)
Literally just made a video about shooting up special needs kids.
No. 646590
>>646503Lainey's channel seemed to be doing alright up until "collabs" she did with Onision. My bet is on that her viewers don't want to see Onision let alone his god awful editing.
It's all you see in her comments lately is about how she shouldn't let Onision edit her videos.
No. 646597
>>646456In the springform.me q&a’s from 9 years ago (damn, that long?), he admitted to being an “expert marksman” while in the Air Force, but he haets gunz u guis!!!1!1!111!!
I hope he doesn’t go Chris Watts on his family anytime soon.
No. 646614
>>646576Thank you so much for the mirror anon!
I really appreciate it!
No. 646618
>>646617The fish tank is in the basement in front of a window. The blur is hiding a child, Sarah, or a new trinity
victim.
No. 646619
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Its disturbing how much she tries to look like a 12 year old boy.
No. 646622
>>646619Its good to see Onion spending time with his young son…
…wait a second.
No. 646674
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>>646669I noticed that too but more than likely another youtuber just reacted to his stupid ass opinions on ethnic hair.
No. 646678
>>646677I second that 100%. What the hell?
The amount of racism this individual is spewing towards white people is surprisingly
worse than what Greg said in his hair videos.
Can you imagine the push-back Greg would receive if he said "
our people pulled
your people out of the dark ages. You didn't even wash until we taught you how."
Christ… it is a rare individual who makes Onision look like the good guy but this commenter sure as hell did just that..
No. 646680
>>646674The person who invented shampoo was a Muslim from India anyways (before Pakistan seperated). Wtf is with this bitch? Greg will just use her as an example of "haters" being awful I bet you. Hell, he'd likely use it to try and virtue signal not being an Islamophobic dick on top of using dead Muslims to virtue signal (and also hate on religion in general like an idiot who doesn't know what narrative he's following).
Hopefully less of these idiots swarm to hate on Greg, it removes legitimacy of our actual complaints of him. Including his racism
No. 646684
>>646680Couldn't agree more they are just fueling his manipulative narrative that his haters are all psychotic assholes. Shit like this never helps.
People keep saying in his IG comments things like "do you even know what happened?" Like there is a new batch of viewers who just stumbled upon him thinking this is some new controversy when in reality its pretty damn old.
No. 646685
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Love how Greg is playing it off like he didn't desperately crave this attention from being a judgmental holier-than-thou prick on twitter.
>*Ya'll have no lives can't believe you replied so much to my single tweet (not like I tweeted countless times using a horrendous tragedy in my laughable grab for relevancy) ..lol yikes guys jump off my dick already"
kek the desperation is so pervasive and so pathetic. Denying it only makes it that much sadder.
No. 646706
>>646576Wow. The "beauty"/ blur filter is all over the place in Lainey's video.
Her videos are the only ones I've ever seen that worsen that sharply. It either really shows how little she's interested in doing YouTube videos or it's due to Greg editing her videos now.
It's sad that people as untalented as the Avaroes still have something like a (manic and mentally broken) fanbase.
No. 646718
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While Greg Rees about PDP and gun control his wife/husband is crying
No. 646720
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Greg owns semi-automatic guns so I guess he’s not a real man.
No. 646722
>>646718She's almost 25…
how does she still act like this..?
I feel like she is
so emotionally stunted from being cooped up for the entirety of her adult life in Greg's sad little world.
Her newest video really highlights that immaturity. All of her videos really do, actually. She is half-way through her twenties and she still acts and dresses like a teenager experiencing hormonal imbalance.
It is actually kind of sad. It isn't good for this chick to never attempt to have a real job or never get the hell out of that house and see what the real world is..
And Greg was so controlling when she was younger and first entered his life that he basically groomed her to be the immature stunted mess Lainey is today.
With the way their channels and patreons are going, the wake-up call she's going to soon endure will be brutal. Brutal for both of them, but at least Greg has
some limited experience in being an adult.
No. 646736
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I was looking at the twitter of the people in his stupid Death Note murder mystery video, and the McFly girl posted a picture she drew of Lainey (I dunno if I see the resemblance though), and Twitter flagged the picture as sensitive. Even twitter is aware of Lainey's extremely sensitive nature(I added the revealed pic)
No. 646742
>>646722Ikr.. she hasn’t even had a job, so if she’s going to be a house husband she could at least get a hobby, learn to cook and clean properly. Maybe she would have ideas for videos if she incorporated those things into videos but no she’s a lazy mom husband
And why is she always wearing coats indoors and always wearing ear buds, that burger making video really confirms to me how shitty of a parent she is tbh.
No. 646754
>>646743I remember back when Lainey still consistently used younow, her and Greg had a relatively big fight over Lainey turning the heat up, and this happened again more recently when she swore to him she didn't turn the heat up and so he blamed the son. He is always bitching over lights being left on and the heat being turned up, so I don't think it is that Greg likes it cold - I think he's just a cheap piece of shit who ironically pinches pennies when it comes to utility bills but needs to buy 10 new outfits a week for him and man-wife.
Lainey did constantly have blankets covering her in the old house as well. So that's been an ongoing weird issue between them.
No. 646757
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The hysterical Jessie Paege obsession continues.
Make sure to form your tweet as a question, Greg.
Because she definitely won't reply and you'll only bring more attention to the fact that you've been having a one-sided conversation with your bisexual teenage dream girl for months now.
What a funny little manlet.
No. 646759
>>646754You know it's time for a divorce when your red husband turns mega red over you turning the heat up during the cold so you and your two kids don't freeze. Even if it was Troy, so fucking what?
clearly that would mean that he's freezing his ass off which is a problem since he's a child.
>>646757Because your face is fucking ugly, Greg. No one wants to look at that shit.
No. 646765
>>646757He's getting frustrated that Jessie isn't responding to his affections. His last few tweets to her have been kind of snide and borderline rude, a big jump from his lovebombing a few months ago.
Also kek @ "no one is ever mean to my face." you never leave your house, greg. you have no friends. who's going to be mean to you? your four year old?
No. 646770
>>646757His one-sided conversations with Jessie are one of the funniest things currently happening with Greg imo. I really hope she stays strong and never ever replies to him, even if he is starting to get confrontational. I wonder if he also messages her privately.
Extra kek because she dyed her hair red pretty much the same time as Lainey, but she looks very pretty with it.
No. 646806
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Greg is reeing about Shane again, but on his scooper serkrit twitter.
https://twitter.com/duraznoboi/status/1107431785808449537?s=21 (Original tweet)
No. 646818
OnisionSpeaks Streaming right now over Shane Dawson cat bullshit.
Go and watch the dumpster fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gQuTyhTqEI&feature=push-lbss&attr_tag=TdugTmyw4G_oN6KO%3A6 No. 646826
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It’s hilarious that Greg is just now finding out about Shane’s fake ass story about touching his cat inappropriately. Get with the times old man.
No. 646830
>>646808If Johnny Depp was a youtuber and not an actor he would be tweeting up a storm about how awful Johnny Depp was and defending Amber Heard. He only attacks youtubers because he's petty and hoping that dragging their name through the mud will boost his career ($$$) and he gets to step on them as he climbs up. That's not going to happen though because his entire philosophy is fucked, almost every community could find issues with him. Even communities he "belongs" to could find issue with him, I don't think vegans and vegetarians are fans of neglecting and killing pets.
He's abrasive and confrontational and that's not the best way to convince people to join your side.
No. 646831
The Stream was titled "Shane Dawson & His Cat". I will try to summarize for those who missed it (wasn't anything that entertaining, just moderate sperging):
>Begins stream by acting like something really serious and horrible has occurred. Onision takes about 10 seconds before playing an old clip of Shane Dawson making a shock value joke about his cat.
>In the clip, Shane laughs and says "My animals will never love me after what I've done to them." The female co-host laughs and says "Oh no what have you done now. Are you sure you want to say it, Shane? Are you sure you won't be arrested?" Shane laughs and says "Yes. Well… Yes. laugh". Shane describes that he laid his cat on it's belly and humped the cat and came on the cat's stomach when he was 19. He laughs really hard at his own joke. It is clearly a shock value Onision-levels-of-unfunny joke, but still, quite clearly a joke all the same.
>Onision seems content after the clip is over and says, "I wanted to hear all of your opinions on this. People are really upset on twitter. This is a huge deal, guys. Whether you want to believe it or not." He is clearly attempting to hold back a smile.
>When people begin to tell Greg it is obviously a joke - a poor joke, but still a joke, Greg gets triggered and says, "Well I'm not here to argue with you fan-girls. There is no arguing with you fan-girls (tell me about it your fan-girls are brain-dead hormonal retards). If you guys want to argue, then you can take it up with twitter. People on twitter are pretty upset over this. It's a big deal shows on-screen keemstar tweeting about it"
>Greg gets agitated because he thinks he publicly retweeted the Shane Dawson cat sound-byte when in actuality (thank you for the prior post anon) he had only retweeted from his prime account because he's a manlet bitch.
>Decides he needs to analyze the sound-byte cat joke bit-by-bit. Greg talks (of course) in-depth about how Shane admits to "placing his 'phallus' on the cats stomach and 'spraying all over the cat' (I swear to CHRIST this pervert can not describe anything without making it as creepy and disturbing as possible whenever mentioning sex)
>"A lot of you are saying this is a joke. But when does it become clear that he isn't 'only joking', but that he actually did these things."
>"I promise you, this is going to turn into another 'Onision was right all along' situation. That is exactly what is going to happen. Support whoever you want, Jeffree Star, I don't care who, but don't support this …person (so clearly wants to say pedophile)"
>Makes mention that this behavior stems from things that happened to Shane when he was younger. Greg has clearly attempted 7th grade research on this topic. He mentions briefly that his dad was a creep but he was never touched. Insinuating that Shane was touched and that is why he is "so messed up".
>Greg abruptly ends the stream when he sees that no one in the chat is buying his bullshit nor agreeing with him.
More or less pointless. Onision truly believes that it is Shane Dawson's fault that his channels all died and that his career is over and clearly obsesses over revenge to an unhealthy extent. He also TRULY believes that at some point soon people will all have the epitome that Shane Dawson is an animal and child rapist and everyone will also realize Greg was right all along. He actually believes this. He is chronically delusional.
No. 646834
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>>646831The stream description.
…lol he really believes he's got Shane by the balls apparently
No. 646840
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Someone called him out for watching the Harley Quinn bestality porn and responded with this.
No. 646842
>>646840He's having a MASSIVE sperg-out on twitter.
Shane made an apology and expressed that he clearly did not "fuck his cat" or "cum on his cat" but he used to think his shock-value humor was funny and he is immensely embarrassed of it now and know it will follow him for the rest of his life.
Meanwhile Greg REALLY is freaking shit because he genuinely thought this was a "gotcha" moment and thought this would stick.
He is really having a hilarious breakdown right now.
Even linked a video to Shane letting his dog lick inside his mouth (how many billions of people do this) and tries to imply sexual relations Shane has with his animals using that video as proof.
Kek Greg's really going nuts
No. 646891
>>646883You're welcome anon! I don't blame you, it is painful to watch someone so immersed in their own lies and this bullshit fictional world he has created for himself.
After Greg's massive sperg-out today on twitter, which totaled around 40 tweets including replies to fend off critics (most of which I assume have been or will be deleted to keep up appearances) I am absolutely dumbfounded that Shane still hasn't sent him a cease and desist order…
Here's to hoping he finally does because this was a whole new level of crazy today..
Greg truly thought he had finally proven Shane fucks animals.
Wow. No. 646902
>>646900He broke 20k views for the first time in weeks with that stream so this is all we’ll be hearing about for the next several weeks. Buckle up
Also I don’t think people on this site realize how incredibly difficult it is to sue someone for slander. There is a good chance Greg would win, and either way it would give his YouTube channel a huge boost. Shane would be better off letting him slowly fade into irrelevance.
No. 646930
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Here we go lol
>>646921He doesn’t care, he has Shane Dawson to shit on
No. 646932
>>646921…Which is in the Netherlands. Can't wait for another reminder from Onion to donate to
American gun violence charities.
No. 646943
>>646933I love how quickly Onion is changing lanes from “hurr hurr shoot kids with disabilities” edgelord to protector of social media from Shane Dawson’s perfidy.
Whatever gets him attention, I guess.
No. 646958
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I want to get off of Gregory Avaroe's Wild Ride
No. 646959
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No. 646962
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His tumblr is a gold mine
No. 646968
>>646958Onision may not be guilty being a pedophile, but he's negligent. Regardless if the baby bled or not, he should have at least changed her diaper. She could have gotten diaper rash, a UTI, or yeast infection from stewing in her feces like that. Greg claims to be a man, but he can't be bothered to look after a child in his care?
He is absolutely a child predator as well. Who cares about splitting hairs over ebephiles and pedophiles? There are multiple videos of him checking out underage girls, rating their bodies, gawking at them in their underwear, and spouting out nonsense like, "You'd see them in the exact same clothes at a swimming pool!!!" Nothing said in a tone of sarcasm or jest. He was dead serious.
Shane's made seriously disturbing jokes, but he's never gone through with animal abuse and child abuse. Greg can't say the same thing.
No. 646975
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A bit more from ‘onion doesn’t have any right to speak about animal cruelty’
No. 646994
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No. 646999
>>646994More than once? Jesus, Madison wanted to munch lameboi's carpet so bad she made her daughter suffer through that more than once? What an awful mother.
Also why was her child bleeding? Did she mention that before?
No. 647006
>>646997Absolutely agree with you. I've heard people (especially young men) give several reasons why they wouldn't change a diaper, like they don't know how or they find it gross. But worrying about seeing the genitals of a toddler? That he even thinks about this is weird.
>>646999But this is also worrisome and I don't know if Madison realizes that what she's saying doesn't make her look good either. Why would she leave her child alone with Greg when he already neglected her once and obviously doesn't see what he did wrong? Why does she leave her daughter alone with a man who worries about "her kids business"? Greg is a creep, but she is just as stupid for only caring about her child (in that regard) and the girls that got hurt by the Avaroes after they kicked her out of their life.
No. 647015
>>647010That’s not even a Boomer thing, that’s a Greatest Generation thing. Imagine him acting like it’s 1950 and dads don’t change diapers.
It’s not like he does the old-fashioned dad stuff, either, like yard work or house repair.
No. 647020
>>646948Greg's autistic, he thinks jokes are those things people do in funny voices only.
>>646962Wew Greg still uses tumblr and responds to ask. He must really be feeling starved for attention. Let's see he has twitter, his private twitter, his patron, his discord, his forums, his yt comment sections, his fb, his Instagram and tumblr. Lainey what you doing girl boring your man to death, he's online sperging like a lonely tween girl.
No. 647021
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>>647017he deleted ALL tweets
No. 647060
>>647021Incoming: another "I'm never tweeting again this website is sew
toxic" sperg followed by 4 days of silence before he caves.
He posted a new clickbait-y video to speaks. Are any anons willing to mirror it or summarize here? I'm assuming it explains why he deleted everything.
No. 647078
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He posted a video on twitter (his only post currently) where he takes a glass of milk from Lainey, takes a sip, spits back into it and onto the table and puts salsa and a banana in it while Lainey is looking disgusted.
(
https://twitter.com/Onision/status/1107769545337397249 I can't be bothered to download the video and couldn't fully watch it because it was disgusting).
#ComedyGold #IAmGod
No. 647086
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He put up another video clip and he's boasting about his forum.
>>647021I think he privated his tweets so he can delete some of them.
No. 647090
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No. 647107
>>646968Not to mention the excuse "Well they look 18".
>>647078>>647086These are both videos on the onision channel
No. 647142
>>647086Since he did a massive purge of tweets, Twitter has problems keeping up and refreshing the numbers but it should be updated soon enough.
>>647090Lol it sounds like he wrote that himself judging by his recent actions.
No. 647145
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I've been lurking in his forums for a little bit. He says in his most recent comment that he's switching all of his real tweets to his prime twitter and keeping the normal onision twitter for "funny" content.
Also featured is greg calling a girl alluring kek. his patrons were too desperate and unattractive so he's resorting to the forums to find his replacement.
No. 647185
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EpoItRjbxMRFlLBybIbyrWTY93cYhJgE/view?usp=sharingJust a warning, I haven't watched any of these yet so I'm not sure if there is any milk to be had.
No. 647189
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>>647052Im with you on this. If he had deleted all his tweets because of Shane taking legal action then the video he did yesterday "Shane Dawson & His Cat" would have been deleted too, but its still up on his Speaks channel.
I think hes covering his tracks so his Patreon doesnt get suspended.
No. 647193
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>>647189I do not doubt that is the case, this is apparently his messages to 1 ex patron. Imagine how many he has messaged…
No. 647196
>>647184Look at that huge engagement from his fanbase, a whole hundred votes or so!
>>647185Glug-glug, of course you can’t be friends with your exes; the rest of us don’t have a passel of restraining orders out on us!
No. 647213
summary of the diaper video best as i could
>"so i am like super convinced the internet is full of some of the dumbest people on earth"
> "i gotta talk about this baby thing"
> "actually its a toddler were talking about like a 2 year old"
idk why trying to explain the age of said baby sounds creepy like you trying to stretch out the 2 years between barely legal and not legal from the girls you pursue
>mentions maddie cheating on her boyfriend with her boyfriends boss right away to drag her saying it made him uncomfortable and that it made him distance himself from her but lainey still hung out with maddie
predictably hes showing more disgust about maddie "cheating" on her boyfriend than he did when he actually cheated on lainey
> "one night she leaves her toddler with me and my 2 kids so im watching 3 total kids "
> "and her toddler about 20 minutes before they get back from this movie uh poops themselves… this little girl, little girl toddler okay?"
> apperently told maddie that her kid pooped themselves and they are not changing their diaper
>"and that person (maddie) says to my spouse, 'why wont he change my kid's diaper'?"
>"and my spouse responds 'you know with internet culture today and how society is in general a um man changing another woman's little girl's diaper
uh that could turn into some kind of insane crap online so its better to not even go there"
okay so i guess hes throwing lainey under the bus here too
> "additionally i dont feel comfortable with changing other people's little girls, I dont want to. Its gross to me. I dont want to see your kid's business, I dont want to deal with that."
>"If you guys, (Im talking to parents here) if you ever changed a diaper, and this is gonna be very specific. when a baby craps themselves they kinda poop into their front part right? the little girl poos into her front part. so you have to take a wipe and you actually have to be very thorough in cleaning all of that out so they dont get sick you know from poop in their front part .
>"Im saying front part for the sake of us not all freaking out"
>"for patreons watching this -vagina, shit gets in your vagina"
>"so I didnt want to clean the shit out of another woman's baby's vagina okay"
> "lets all be adults here and actually understand whats required when youre changing a diaper"
>says some shit trying to discredit maddie calling him a pedo only because shes mad she didnt change the diaper and because she said she spoke to shiloh who told her she was 16 when they started dating stating only in his defense that "she (shiloh) has stated on video to be a pathological liar"
>reeeeees about shiloh's age when they dated and putting a lot of emphasis on that even if shiloh was 16 its totally legal for him to have done it in washington but he so didnt guyz
> "anyway so what im saying is, and this is why i have very little respect at all for the internets intelligence"
> "you dont say someones a pedo and then complain about them not going anywherr near your little girls business, okay?"
> "its very confusing, it doesnt make sensen i did the right thing, and im still punished for it"
>"i know for a fact that if i had changed that little toddlers diaper that people today would be saying some shit about"
> spergs about people literally asking anyone else to change the diaper of their daughter
> "do not ask some guy you know from making really offensive videos with to do that to your daughter"
>accuses maddie of probably not changing her kids diaper prior to leaving because 20 minutes of a poopy diaper doesnt make a baby bleed from a rash
> ends video on a narc self ass pat about how hes so "real and raw:
sorry if its badly formated its my first time transcribing
Tl;DR Greg didnt change the diaper of a baby girl because his autistic ass thought if the internet ever found out they would call him a pedo
No. 647215
>>647213You did a great job! Thanks so much.
Did Madison begin tweeting about this and that is what set him off to sperging over this topic again?
I highly doubt the toddler only had a dirty diaper for the claimed "20 minutes" but at the same time it is difficult to say because I don't really believe Madison anymore either.
God I feel for the Avaroe children.
No. 647224
>>647213How does he know the child went 20 mins before Maddy and Lamo came back if he's now questioning whether the child had a dirty diaper from the very get go?
Onion logic never ceases to amaze me.
IMO this is what really happened.
>be onion> wife and friend leaves for a couple of hours and ask you to babysit>sure whatever, grunts in response and goes back to sperging on twitter>hear poor child crying but is currently in the middle of a fap session>pulls on headset and turns up the volume of hentai video to drown out the cries of the distressed child.>finishes the disgusting act and notices the child has ceased crying, continues sperg session on twitter.>wife and friend finally gets back and the friend starts screaming at you when they find their child with a massive diaper rash>actually had no idea that the kid needed a diaper change but admits you knows cause its better than admitting that you have not touched or acknowledge any of the three young children in the house since the two left.>very annoyed that someone dares confronts you but feels justified raging back and defending yourself after hearing your wife make feeble excuses on your behalf.>continues to seek validation online about the situation while adding on 'facts' that you just made up to make yourself look better. No. 647227
>>647224There's absolutely no way it was only 20 minutes before they came back for it to develop unless the baby is already prone to rashes/already had some sort of yeast infection going on.
Regardless, there's no reason NOT to change a baby's diaper when you're acting as the caregiver.
Would he have changed it if she had shit herself an hour before they came back?
I think not.
No. 647235
>>647228The biggest problem, I think, is that he didn't:
1) establish a plan if he was going to be so adverse to changing a family friend's child's dirty diaper
2) it shows he didn't even consider the possibility that she might need to be changed while his fakeboi and friend were out
3) Like Madison said, there was no reason to not call if he was going to have such a big problem with changing a diaper
I also don't really buy his reasoning that people would accuse him of sexualizing the baby if he changed it
a) people didn't expect him to act so creepy about baby genitalia until it came out he left the poor thing in a wet diaper AND made a fuss about his "reasoning"
As hated as Onion is, no one would screech about him changing the diaper of a kid he was currently in charge of because it's a basic expectation
b) No one would think or talk about it if he had just changed the diaper himself
No. 647240
>>646930This makes it so obvious that this dumbass went into the search bar on twitter, typed in "Onision was right" and then liked every tweet that showed up. Reeks of desperation and the need to approval, but GUYS he does't CARE what anyone thinks.
>>647213 Absolutely love how he calls everyone stupid who doesn't fall for his poor excuses. Yet he is too dumb to understand that people find it disgusting that he can't change a toddlers diapers without thinking of their genitals. Also if you have to make several videos and/or tweets to defend your point, you're very likely guilty or at the very least feel guilty enough..
No. 647242
>>647235I was thinking about this too. First of all I don't think Lainey told Madison that whole "you know with internet culture today" thing, it just doesn't sound like something Lainey would say or think of in that situation.
Apart from that it doesn't even make sense. If he changed the diaper no one would have known about it, so why would they be afraid of how the internet or society reacts
No. 647262
>>647213Greg is a freak. Yes Greg, humans have front bits, the girls have front Vs and the boys front Ps!! It's so annoying cuz infants don't even know that they're sexual yet /s. Fucking Hell. If you are asked to care for an infant you take care of its needs. The mother thst left the child in your care is not going to be mad that when her child went in their diaper he cleaned the child appropriately and changed her. No ones asking for him to write a chapter about the nappy changing experience in his next shitty book or to do a fucking sketch for it. Is this why Lainey and Greg let the dogs roam around in shit, because if they clean up the dogs excrement which comes from its back part A is that sexual??
Are child minders that change the nappy of an opposite sex child a pervert? Like Wtf is his logic.
Like fucking hell, no one presumes a grown man is going to get turned on changing a shitty diaper that is a fucking reach Greg maybe get off the porn sites and come back to reality. We're not all just thinking about our next lay.
No. 647264
>>647213Is he suggesting that he will change baby boy then? lol of course not. I could understand if someone without kids or experience with them will be hesitant with changing diapers for many reasons but he is father of two. Is he using these excuses so lameo has to do all the work with kids? is that making her a creep too.. ugh, he is making it so creepy, the more he is talking about it the more strange it becomes. After his videos when he wears diapers I think it is some strange fetish of his, lol.
And about his outrage about Shanes cat joke.. this random gross shock stuff was popular when both of them were making skits with characters, he is still doing it to this day, so peak hypocrisy here Onision.
No. 647283
>>647266people questioning leaving children with onion is possible based on his childcare
no one in their right mind would question the sexuality of an adult man changing an infant's diaper, "toddler" or not.
No. 647285
>>647266Greg is a father of two, so his argument isn’t
valid. If he would have just changed the kid’s diaper or called Madison, he wouldn’t be in this situation and people wouldn’t be questioning his parenting abilities as much. Now people just think he’s a creep who sexualizes changing a little girl’s diapers.
No. 647287
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Greg's tumblr. Lmao.
No. 647295
>>647285He clearly seems to understand why it's extra important to be thorough in cleaning the child so there isn't any fecal matter in or near her vagina, so the fact that he can listen to himself say that and still think it was preferable to leave her stewing in her shit for any amount of time because he doesn't want the internet to call him a pedo is just extra rage inducing. As a parent of two children he has absolutely no excuse. He has enough awareness to know what needs to be done and why and yet chose to actively neglect a child. That is absolutely disgusting.
And the internet/pedo thing is so obviously just an excuse he pulled out of his ass after Madison came out about it, why can't he just say he doesn't change diapers ever because he's a terrible parent kek. There was just no reason why he couldn't have called the mother if he was uncomfortable doing it himself. Once again his own personal comfort and convenience go before the needs of a helpless child.
No. 647302
>>647000This doesn't occur from one dirty nappy, she had to have prior nappy rash and quite severe rash too to bleed. My daughter has had terrible nappy rash with chicken pox on her butt but never ever bled.
I don't think Madison is in a position to accuse Greg of negligence when it's blatant she is just as bad.
No. 647306
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No. 647311
>>647302Cool. No one cares about your anecdotal experience. This type of post derails the thread because you're touting your experience as gospel and anons will feel compelled to reply with their own contrary experiences.
Some kids have more sensitive skin than others, just because you've experienced things one way doesn't mean that experiencing it any other way is impossible.
No. 647318
>>647307That is probably the most independent thing Lainey has done in her entire adult life.
What an amazing landmark for her. She must be so proud.
Almost 25 btw.
No. 647332
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>>647319I guess this is the platform he chose to rage out on since it was best to quiet down on twitter. He's mostly going off about Shane.
No. 647335
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>>647334
Even if its on tumblr Gerg you're still engaging uwu
No. 647337
>>647330Haha wow. So if I was convinced that there's a guy who does inappropriate things both to children AND his pet, I sure as hell would take a few minutes to look up how and where to report him. Pretty sure it's not that hard to find out in which area Shane lives.
I don't even like Shane that much, but that people take this cat thing even seriously is extremely stupid. Can't wait for Greg's disappointment when he realizes no one cares about this anymore next week and he will be the only one going on and on and on about it.
No. 647341
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This is embarrassing to read.
No. 647354
>>647330He knows shane lives in LA like he never shuts up about how he flew out to do that shitty collab. What a stupid cop out, he knows his “evidence” is bullshit and he has no leg to stand on I actually cannot with this man his stupidity knows no bounds. I know LA is a big place but if its anything like where I live
ireland you can make make an accusation from any part of the country and they’ll take it seriously specially if it’s to do with endangering children.
No. 647362
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I felt like one of the reasons he deleted everything off his Onision Twitter and is trying to make it all about "funny Onision moments and video clips" is so the hate would die down in the comments section.
Even though he seems to have blocked anyone whos criticized him those people are just piggybacking off his fans replies and ending up getting more likes than the fans original reply and sometimes even more likes than Gregs initial tweet.
Every time he thinks hes solved a problem, he shoots himself in the foot.
No. 647381
>>647362>Every time he thinks hes solved a problem, he shoots himself in the foot.Well, she is
really annoying.
>>647341Onion makes the same kind of cringe jokes that he's condemning Shane for. The difference is that Shane stopped and knows that it was bad, while Onion continues his cringy, edgy "humor" and doesn't care to stop. That's why you will always be worse than Shane, Onion.
No. 647385
>>647295Exactly. Because he is a disgusting pedophile and is saying anything he can to even just confuse people instead of them seeing straight through him. He is obviously dealing with his attraction to little girls, he is an established pedophile and knows it and he would experience guilt if he did change her because he would be thinking sexualized things and he’s spent his
whole life walking that thin line of being persecuted as a pedophile or “just an ephebophile”.
Honestly now that he’s proven he thinks like a pedophile and is clearly afraid of what he’s capable of, Madison and her child were very lucky they got away with a diaper rash and not anything more traumatic.
Even worse though is that Lainey clearly knows this and hasn’t gotten her children out there. Her poor fucking daughter.
No. 647388
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Being vague about why Lainey has ghosted most social media. I'm sure that he's implying that it's all because of haters but the grooming is at least part of the reason she's tuning everyone out.
No. 647405
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Im still trying to wrap my head around the reason Greg deleted all his tweets. Its still shows on his page and SB that he has 38,000 tweets. This anon
>>647142 said that it will take time for Twitter to catch up to his total tweet delete. But on SB it shows that today he manually deleted over 5.000 tweets. I know the only way to hide tweets is for you to make your whole profile private. But does Twitter give "Verified" users other options that the rest of us plebs dont have? Like an option to make your tweets unlisted like on Youtube? I wonder if he hid all his tweets and is slowly editing his profile and systematically deleting all the
problematic tweets he thinks may come back to bite him in the ass. Hes trying to clean up his Twitter without anyone watching and once hes done he will unmask all his tweets.
No. 647412
>>647385This is exactly how he comes off. A pedo who is afraid of not being able to control himself around female children only. Every single story he has told about female children is sexualized. Little girls pulling on his clothes and him acting like they wanted to fuck him, his constant defense of his ephebophilic tendencies ("But she looks 18!!!"), looking up laws to see where he can legally fuck minors, and now stating that he specifically can't change the diapers of female children that isn't his own. I honestly worry about his daughter.
Also if he is as gay as he claims to be why is he saying he can't change girls diapers specifically? It should be all children by that logic. You're fucking straight as can be you big fucking pedo.
No. 647420
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Shane and Ryland are engaged to each other. Can’t wait to see how Greg reacts.
No. 647460
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i stole this from a facebook meme group because it's too appropriate.
No. 647461
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yawn.
No. 647463
>>647412Grugly projected imagined sexuality onto an INFANT and as a result, deliberately and knowingly chose to let her suffer in a dirty diaper covered in shit for hours.
He has a long and disturbing track record of doing this. He ignores a woman/girl's humanity and is instead hyperfocused on their sexuality, sexuality that he often mentally assigns to them based on his own demented fantasies. He does this despite their ages or the context of their relationship and definitely without their consent. This is why been so
toxic to women in his own life and why he's so aggressive with women in general.
Now we know this same behavior extends to INFANTS and I want to throw up considering that. I wish Patreon would delete his page to speed-up the inevitable collapse of his remaining fandom so no one else can be hurt by him.
(Posted by Raven Sparks. Click for more info.)
No. 647466
>>647345Greg can't. He's too much in love with himself.
He's just not capable of comprehending how anyone could criticize or disagree with him.
Or maybe he just doesn't want to.
He fails to understand that the reason he was popular once was 1) because of Skye who had an entertaining way of editing videos plus sheer luck and 2) his use of filters (and maybe an emo attitude and random shock humor which were in at that time).
Even after that people were only interested in him because of the women in his life (drama with A, drama with Sh, drama with B).
It's similar nowadays: People keep an eye on him since everything he touches turns to shit. He's basically created the legacy he's always craved, just on the other end of the spectrum:
"Being like Onision" is used as something you don't want to achieve and you don't want to be called because Greg fails at (probably) everything he does (having a career, being a parent, being a husband or friend, being a singer/artist/writer/editor, being a pet owner, …).
And being so much in love with himself, plus realizing Greg's not good at anything and can't turn around his life for the better, he turns on Shane because he (Greg) is jealous and helpless.
No. 647479
>>647461Questions That Could End Our Marriage
https://vimeo.com/325373605/f60abae089Greg is still editing her videos. Surprise, his answers are the main focus of the video and he's still pushing the poly narrative.
No. 647480
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he just posted to twitter a video clip of him destroying youtube plaques. this was at his old house. why is he posting it now?
No. 647494
>>647461Seriously Grease could have made that video alone. He only cared about answering the questions, always ignored Lame's answers or didn't even let her finish, falling into her words. Overall he showed zero interest in her answers and being in the video with her. When she hugged him and he just stared at the camera without giving any affection back and then just jumped into the next question, that was painful to watch. His editing too, you can tell he only focuses on himself when editing, by how he edits the video by cutting Lame's answers short our completely out of the video. How does she not see she is married to a narcissist who only loves himself?
Also yay, seems like this thread is no longer on auto-sage!
No. 647524
>>647479Talking about having a threesome/orgie with clones of himself with his partner around 8:30
> G: Why would you want to be jealous over other people banging the person you're with?> L: Yeah, whY WOuLD yOU WaNt thAT GrEG?Damn that was satisfying
No. 647529
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>alcoholic mom who alloys you to live with complete strangers (one is rumored to be a pedophile)
>bible-thumping catholic father who disowns you for being an atheist
>best friend only uses you to feel loved and often leads you on to believe you two will be more than friends and has been doing this since you were a minor.
No. 647537
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No. 647539
>>647537Calling making a lot of videos about someone harassment is hilarious coming from him. I hope he wastes his money trying to sue him, but I can’t see him being able to afford a lawyer for long enough to even begin the process.
To win a slander lawsuit you need to prove malicious intent and the fact that you KNEW what you were saying was untrue, both of which are incredibly difficult to prove. I wonder if this is the real reason he scrubbed his Twitter
No. 647540
>>647537Why does he keep doing things like this (sending these pointless “I’m gonna sue you!!!!!” Letters) ? He has never once actually followed through with suing anyone. Repzion isn’t a young girl, he can’t scare him into deleting stuff.
and again with the “MUH FAMILY!!!!” Card
He is the most pathetic human
No. 647541
>>647538If legal action was really going to happen then it would be a lawyer contacting Daniel, not Greg.
If Greg spoke to a lawyer about this the first thing that legal council would tell him is to not contact Daniel himself and allow the lawyers to speak for them.
This is a low energy attempt by Greg. At least when he tried to scare JoySparkles he Googled a shitty cease and desist letter to make it look semi-official.
No. 647553
>>647547Sadly, I think you're right. You would think that at least Shane would since there will literally be no end to the harassment unless he does something.
>>647541And this. A lawyer would be the one doing the talking and Pedosion can't afford to sue anyone. He's hoping that by suing, he'll finally have money in his pocket but the government will take that too.
No. 647558
>>647537Don't be silly gruggles.
As Repzion pointed out, 7 years worth of videos equals to 5 a year.
Now how many videos did Onision make on Eugenia and Shane?
But of course, pedonision is never wrong.
No. 647560
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Meanwhile Greg is reeing at Repzion…
No. 647562
>>647560Thought she'd be used to it by now.
I guess it's time for another identity change!
No. 647565
>>647561It’s Repzion not Repzilla
Greg’s has issues with Repzion for years
No. 647568
>>647537>>647538IMO this is an attempt at a money grab. But he has no idea how costly and time consuming lawsuits are and that's true even with
valid cases which this isn't lol. He's also jealous that Repzions Onion "updates" get crazy views compared to his own videos and with his logic if someone makes more money off his own life than he can he must be owed something.
>>647480I remember when he did this about a couple of years ago, he then tried to sell the buttons on eBay for hundreds of dollars each lol. Anyone who is a collector could have told him that they would likely be worth more intact.
No. 647578
Cant screenshot right now but Smergenstein is sending fake threats to sue to Repzion and Fullscreen now lol
https://twitter.com/DDsulzbach/status/1108480399414427649 The depths of how pathetic he and his boi-wife are keep getting lower!
No. 647579
>>647565Just for good measure: Repzilla (not Repzion) has ALSO made several vids on Greg, but he makes a point not to call anyone names, comment on their appearance much, or do any kind of snarky editing or remarks. And this is why Greg is able to attack repZION and NOT repZILLA. Because he cant nitpick any namecalling (like "greggypoo"), which would debase the entire video. I'm honestly surprised we dont reference Zilla more here bc the videos themselves are really neutral and a good basis for laying out cows' behaviour in the open.
Zilla may have his own cringe behind him but I'd love to see Greg try and refute any of Zilla's vids. They're all facts(!!1!) but I bet Greg would probably make fun of his southern accent and then ignore the rest anyways. Damn it.
No. 647591
>>647574Honestly at this point I think she’s scared of what will happen if she calls things off. He’s not on good terms with ANY of his exes and constantly makes videos bashing them even years later.
She might be waiting for him to initiate it but he never will until he has a replacement because he’s petrified of being single for even a minute.
No. 647598
>>647538"AGREE TO THESE TERMS OR ELSE"
That isn't a cease and desist. That's coercion. Which is illegal.
You can't make this shit up.
No. 647609
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No. 647612
>>647598It's not exactly coercion, which generally only applies to accusing someone of something that needs to be handled in criminal court rather than threatening civil lawsuits. Regardless, it was a bad move and would not look good at all if brought up in court.
Those emails are the result of Greg staying up too late watching repzion's videos and riling himself up. He has no intention of taking this further than empty threats.
No. 647617
>>647579Repzilla is also a "uwu let's all get along" fence sitter (except when it comes to defending Vic) and probably be quick to fold if Greg ever threatened him with a lawsuit.
However, we all know Greg doesn't have the cojones to actually sue anyone ie. Billie, Ayalla, Madison… etc.
No. 647623
>>647560Awe poor Lainey uwu. This isn’t what she signed on for. She stalked Greg while he was emotionally vulnerable (for him, anyways) until he noticed boring old her and expected a life of luxury where she could sit on her ass, taking selfies and posting on tumblr all day long while her husband raked in millions so he could treat her to Olive Garden and a trip to Fiji. Instead she gets to be millions in the hole with two spawn she has to care for since he can’t be assed to help and forced to provide by making shitty videos that barely break 10k and have more dislikes than likes.
Keep dreaming about Fiji while being ignored in favor of Shane, Rep, and Billie, Plainey! It’s not what you signed on for, but it’s what you deserve, and your spineless transtrending self is too much of a pussy to do anything about it.
No. 647639
>>647635Okay, I've gotten to about 4:30 and I feel like that should end the video. I can't listen to him for 7 more minutes or my ADHD will force me to end my life.
From what I gathered he admits removing the blackberry bushes disturbed the wetlands and he has to fix it. The documents say the bushes were overgrown but also there was a bunch of trash in the wetland area. He argues that the bushes were ~noxious~ to the environment (tbh I don't know or care if that is true).
No. 647655
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>>647623nothing more than she deserves for protecting and ignoring all of his actions. I guess she also has things to hide.
No. 647678
>>647578Lol what a hypocrite.
Does he not remember his convo with Shiloh's manager? Or the email from Eugenia asking him to stop making videos? Why is it that he can sperg publicly about everyone and everything private and tells you to fuck off when asked to stop, but threatens to sue when people do the same thing to him but with information he's willingly put out himself?
No. 647679
>>647678Same reason he can sperg about Outrage Culture when he fueled a witch-hunt on Shane with no concrete proof (and admitted he had no concrete proof on his “documentary”)
Or how he can post about how awful gun violence is and then 85% of his skits have gun violence in them.
Dude is insane and completely not self aware
No. 647681
>>647635Quality content, there. I’m sure his teen girl and sad bitch fanbase is fascinated by hearing the contents of the environmental assessment and remediation report he commissioned because he had to.
Nice trick on his part, though, to imply that this is official in any way, as opposed to what it really is, a dude he paid to plead his case to the county.
No. 647709
>>647705Well, to be fair, they
do owe him that money for entertaining them for so long.
Or as restitution for being a fraudulent fake fan the whole time after they decide they're no longer interested in him or his so-lowbrow-it's-6'under humour.
It's only fair to Onion.
No. 647756
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This is confirmation that he wants to sleep with Shane.
No. 647798
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No. 647801
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No. 647825
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leave.your.hair.alone.
No. 647832
>>647830I mean Onision probably wrote the caption and especially after his own haircut video where he complains about $75 hair cuts, I’d say they haven’t shopped around at all.
Lame can probably never spend money on anything without Onision bitching about it. What a miserable life she leads. I do not envy her. Hell, who would? She should stop looking so smug cause no one wants your life girl
No. 647851
>>647555
> I’m curious about how he plans to prove “financial damages”. Screenshots of his dwindling Patreon numbers? How does he expect to attribute that to Repzion?How unfortunate that those patreons have revealed on social media that they felt offended and harassed by Gregand his oh so top notch humor.
I wish Greg good luck with suing since all the harassment towards his patreons would come to light.
>>647698>>647798Thanks for the laugh anon! I really hope it'll be the next thread picture.
>>647847My best guess is she's skinwalking Jessie.
No. 647854
>>647846This! She should have just mixed a browny orange with manic panic or artic fox or whatever.
Also if she'd just used a lower volume bleach to begin with it would have lifted to a coppery colour anyway.
>>647847I agree. Even the auburn was better than this. The orange is awful but it looks worse when she's sick or doesn't have makeup on. It washes her out, just liked the blonde does when she's not done up.
She needs to leave the chemicals alone. Her regrowth wasn't even that long and shed HAD to bleach and colour. There's an alarming part in video where her hair is all slicked up and she has the face mask and her bald spot looks like it's gotten even bigger than before.
No. 647856
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No. 647873
>>647825I hope none of her fans follow this shit. Otherwise they'll have a hairline like this
>>647856>>647801Yes, let's blame the universe for you choosing to stay with a shitty bastard.
No. 647883
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Tried to low key troll the master himself, I guess I wasn't obvious enough for the genius to uncover it(Stop. This is cowtipping)
No. 647911
>>647825Lol that description.
Nice way of shaming Taylor for getting her hair done at a salon.
Does she do anything for her fans anymore? She doesn't film, edit, not even contact her fans or writing her Patreon posts. I wonder if she's still doing the Patreon only livestreams.
No. 647939
>>647932>>647479That's the link try ctrl f or whatever the mac equivalent is next time
>>647936These are the ads you get when you have low traffic and no one else wants to advertise on your forums. Scraping the bottom of the shit ad barrel.
No. 647959
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>>647931The tempfags are too concentrated on how ugly Lainey is to discuss anything worthwhile.
On a side note, the only girls attracted to Greg are crazy.
No. 647972
>>647971Actually, Lainey was added to the thread after basementgate. The threads have degraded ever since. Most discussion of Lainey consists of pure nitpicking, for some reason more than Greg. When there is an event related to Greg Lainey can be discussed, otherwise it isn't relevant.
Please take further questions about this in /meta/.
No. 647976
>>647959Hmm, i wonder who actually wrote that email to him. Hint: it starts with a G and ends in a "reaseboi"
Definitely speculation but, idk. Seems like all the emails or whatever he exposes about patrons/fans wanting him are really weird and extreme. And sound similar lol.
No. 647993
Well most of the shit from the past 2 threads has been greg mainly anyways.
>Lainey uploaded another sponsored vape video >>640456>Lainey fucks up her hair once again bleaching it to Orange >>642436 This is pretty bad but it's also Gregs yard
>Lainey makes a "clean my house" video, revealing the disgusting state of her house & garden >>642089 >>642113 and the poor living conditions of their dogs >>642813 No. 648015
>>648003I think just by dint of how
badly he's already fucked up with them, he will be audited heavily for many a year to come. At least until every last cent he owes is paid back, and a while after just for the hell of it.
He's fucked when it comes to the IRS for a l'il bit, yet.
No. 648022
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>>648016>her appearance should be nitpicked since she’s trying to change it.Your newfaggotry is apparent. Please stop derailing the thread and cause the thread to get auto-saged
again. The quality in posts here has dropped extremely after tempcow. Focusing on Greg and Lainey’s looks is retarded,
especially since Lainey has been grooming Sarah and Greg has done much worse.
If you want to nitpick their appearances and complain about why Lainey is a transtrender, go to PULL, stop shitting up the thread with hot takes that add nothing constructive to the thread.
Sorry admin-sama for contributing to the infighting, but the nitpicking and reeing over being punished for nitpicking (even though it’s been a rule for a while) is retarded and almost every thread in /pt/ is rampant with newfags commenting on their looks instead of the flaky/milky behavior of cows.
No. 648026
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>>647933>Implying that the swamp family is out of milk because of a few autistic anons who fuck everything up.Nah, Lainey and gay husband always have milk. The issue is newfags. The summerfags have been showing up early this year.
No. 648036
>>648022I rarely post so I’m not the one detailing the thread. Her appearance should be 100% up for grabs because she’s a trans trender and that’s includes that. Quit being a goody two shoes and licking the Admin’s ass.
Admin must be some sort of stan to defend only Lainey and to be constantly policing and auto-saging the thread. As long as it isn’t those annoying hyper edits then who cares if people casually nitpick. They’re ugly people on the inside and it can be seen outside. It’s weird that admin has a stick up their ass over adding Lainey to thread since she’s Greg’s partner in crime.
(Ban evasion) No. 648053
>>648051All right, well I tried. I deleted my post so no worries.
>>647835Thank you so much for the mirror, anon!
>>647959While funny as hell, Greg outting obsessed mentally challenged fans for an ego-boost is vile.
If they weren't cutting before…
No. 648055
>>648019Idk mods on these sites inevitably reveal themselves to be power-tripping egomaniacs. I started reading here regularly after Kiki was doxxed and Ediotz was starting to turn to shit. I thought this place would be better since it's anonymous, but there's still dumb drama with the Discord and so forth.
Kiwifarms isn't bad to read for updates on cows but I don't feel comfortable contributing there. It's an established community of men with no redeeming qualities.
(Take it to /meta/) No. 648056
>>648049That’s good and all however I have to agree with the other anons the policing on this thread has been overkill to say the least when there are other threads that need it so much more.
Lainey and Greg are a couple, they share the same household as well the same dramas more or less. I’m all for not being nitpicking but that’s really subjective and I’ve been banned a couple times myself in this new thread that made me question why exactly. We have threads with titles dedicated to Lainey, we have thread images dedicated to her so where is the consistency in that even, most of the archives have information pertaining to both of them, you can’t expect these rules to be followed if you aren’t being consistent yourselves.
Yeah I know this is derailing but as a long time reader and some time participant on these threads I’m out too. Peace
No. 648057
>>648056I'd like to know what
isn't considered derailing on this thread. Ever since tempcow was shut down and the "no live blogging" rule was implemented, Greg's threads have slowed down significantly. Why are Farmhands/Admin monitoring this thread so closely? They're just giving themselves more work for no reason. This is a dumb forum to talk shit about dumb people, it goes without saying the conversations are not always going to be particularly poignant or insightful.
No. 648059
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To get back on topic…
No. 648062
>>648059Oh dear, Patreon must be cracking down on Greg spamming users on the platform to donate to him, or he's worried his messages are being monitored.
>>647959>>647960Or maybe he's been intrigued by this troll lol
No. 648065
>>648056>>648057>>648058Ya'll LOVE repeating each other. Bye
>>648061>>648063How are these automated when there are spelling errors? If you can fix a message to be automated, KEK that he couldn't be bothered to spell check. But I'm doubting these messages are automated - or at least the ones asking about payments because they all seem to vary slightly.
Seeing how often he harasses people for their payments no longer going through is insane.
He must realize most of his patrons are teens who do not have a steady income?
How does incessantly messaging these kids do anything other than worsen their mental issues? What a crude little man.
No. 648067
>>648064Did you guys not know this? I swear it was mentioned before. Greg and Lainey write one long heartfelt message and send it to like all ex patreons at once. It isn't sincere at all, obviously.
>>648065I'm not saying the message came from patreon anon, I'm saying Greg automates his spelling error filled messages at once. A lot of ex patreons have gotten the same messages.
No. 648069
>>648059Forgot to mention that I’m not a patron any longer and still got this.
It’d be interesting if patreon was actually investigating his account but I doubt it. A girl can dream.
No. 648072
>>648069It
has to be against the rules and regulations in some way to harass patrons or ex-patrons the amount Lainey and, more specifically, Greg do.
I have been a patron to numerous artists with a smaller following than these two and if my payment was ever declined, they never once said a word to me. Most keep you as a patron even if you don't
pay because of the mere fact that you are clearly a supporter and fan of theirs.
At the same time.. I don't know jack about patreon's ToS. considering they gain from patron's funding, maybe they ignore it purposefully.
Either way its scummy and hugely embarrassing to e-beg like some worthless twitch thot.
…Someone please bless us with a photoshop of Greg as a twitch thot. That would be heavenly.
No. 648091
>>648074Jesus… that is REALLY bad. An entire year and a half ago…??
I'm going to browse through Patreon's TOS..
that is at the point of being legitimate harassment.. wow
No. 648109
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>>648091I'm not this anon, but I went and browsed through the community guidelines. I found the spam section and found this which as it says, is strictly prohibited.
I can t find the SS of him asking how to earn the ex-patreons pledge back. This would count though would it not?
No. 648115
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what did she mean by this anons?
No. 648127
>>648109NOT cowtipping, but if someone were to hypothetically contact patreon over this obvious and extreme breach of contract…
well, that would be a shame if something like that hypothetically happened, wouldn't it?
Just… totally arbitrary day dreaming of an ulterior universe where something like that occurred. Nothing else.
>>648115That shade is glorious.
>>648126For an anonymous image board, people sure want to say goodbye an awful lot.
You guys need to calm down. Some of you are making this a way bigger deal than it actually is.
No. 648128
>>648127sorry for brief derail, but really… Lainey discussion is
not banned from this thread. You just need to bring it back to Greg, which isn't hard.
The day bans I've seen handed out are nothing out of the ordinary whatsoever… I personally have been day banned more times than I can count, I just don't take it personally.
Just because admins don't want 20 simultaneous people repeating "Lainey's uggo" one after the other is nothing crazy.
I'm sorry to see some of you go, but I do wish there wasn't so much extreme overreaction.
No. 648177
>>648074>I’ve been getting these, too. I was a patron for milk gathering purchases for maybe a month … a year and a half ago. He still sends these things. I think I’ve gotten around 20 messages in total since I pulled my $2 pledge. Greg is Youtube's Church of Scientology. Losing numbers fast, only wants your money, can't take criticism,never stops sending you begging letters,threatens to sue all of his critics, slanders anyone who gets in his bad books,doxes & sets his rabid little cult on his detractors, likes to lure gullible teenage girls, etc.
Holy shit! Greg is LRH reincarnated!Illuminated Confirmed! Welcome back to Teegeeack, you old scoundrel.
No. 648200
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QrpR03T-gJZQm3EyhnMDpzBRgczcL6Sj/view?usp=sharingStarts up car but the power steering isn't working right - drives home anyways. Greg comes out to check it and everything is okay.
She has been feeling weird and is having trouble articulating her thoughts.
Felt so sick she made a doctors appointment. The only open appointment for this week was at 8:00am.
Oh my, it was a Women's Health Clinic so she almost cried!!
Since Greg dropped her off and she finished up quickly, she decides to walk to Starbucks but the walk was about a mile and it was soOOoo cold and there was a hill!
The doctor said she had an infection so she got antibiotics but now those are making her sick too.
The horror, She had to run some errands all by herself. (Grossery Shopping)
Because she did such a good job she got some Starbucks. (Claims she rarely gets Starbucks) Ends up dropping her Green Tea Frappuccino.
She woke up 40 mins late and wasn't able to eat breakfast. Decides to order breakfast at the McDonalds drive-thru. Gets her bag of food and a coffee. Totally forgets she has already gotten her food and stays at the window. Cashier asks if there was anything else she could help her with and she asks for her food again. Ends up with two bags of the same meal and is too embarrassed to go through the McDonalds drive-thru again.
Almost broke/broke her ankle. She tripped on a pair of snow pants that had no reason to be laying in the middle of the floor. Afterwards she just laid on the floor for 30 minutes.
She's been over sensitive and has been crying at a drop of a hat.
Lonely because Greg is 'working' so hard.
Feels like everyone is ignoring her. (She admits to doing the same to other people.)
Is working on another binder video. (Cheap vs. Expensive) She ordered a cheap binder using her measurements and most likely fucked up because it was 'lung crushing, rib breaking awful'. The expensive binder shipped out late but she got a coupon for free shipping on her next order.
The last thing she can't really talk about but it's totally because of Mercury being in retrograde. She's shook.
Much like her husband; she's unable to accept any sort of responsibility and therefor never makes any changes that will improve her life.
No. 648203
>>648140He didn't seem that mad he laughed it off and seemed more amused. So Kai is shit stirring on her patron about Greg patrons?
Turned the rest of the stream off. How do people have fun playing games with him when they play trivia games and you literally watch him Google the answers. He is objectively a fucking moron.
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>>648199>>648205Do you guys have screenshots? I tried looking for an update but didn't find anything new.
Found pic related tho, was this the cost for the initial report?
No. 648220
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Greg turned off likes and dislikes for his Diapergate video. He’s also been deleting any comments about his negligence. So much for being honest.
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>>648209Cheers I'm going to dump the latest docs
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>>648225
No. 648227
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9 files of images of founds incoming I think, keep getting flood detected so might be delayed. I'm also on phone so can't edit into a long image
No. 648239
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>>648225>>648224Amendments have been made.
No. 648243
>>648227Thanks for docs and pics anon. So all he has to plant is dogwood? No replacement of the mature trees? For the amount of damage he's done that's visible to the eye, that doesn't seem like much. Is this only a part of the order?
It might also be that it seems so trashy due to the ugly kids toys thrown all over the place making it look worse than it is. I feel for his neighbors. They must loathe him.
No. 648245
>>648222Just to explain docs so people don't misinterpret and Greg gets superior over something minor.
The letter for the mitigation application was 1st March. The $1600 was most likely the cost of arranging the inspection and biologist to go out.
The Gmail is Greg purchasing supplies as advised in the report he got someone to do to submit to the County. The same report he keeps reading out as gospel to what he owes. I use to work in a loss assessors, Greg hiring a man to do a report is normal and first steps. This is him submitting evidence. This is not FAXX.
The biologist photos are time and date stamped. So expect a report to follow on the back of his visit. Greg is an administrative nightmare.
No. 648248
>>648200Wow THANK YOU anon you are an angel!
Thanks for bringing the quality of this thread up, the transcript
and mirror are awesome!!
No. 648262
>>648200Thank you anon, great post! I think this is the first time we have ever actually heard her refer to herself as "Kai" instead of Greg doing it for her.
>>648222Thank you for the information and screenshots, you're the best.
No. 648268
>>648220>"Because in my household, we change diapers pretty quickly…"Oh so referring to Taylor taking care of the kids is now "we"? lol If anything, he's probably the one bitching her out for not changing the diapers fast enough, stinking up the entire house preventing him from doing his "work".
>>648211If only they properly cleaned the inside of the swamp trailer every once in a while…
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These views are extra tragic lately. How much would they even be making? Don’t you need at least 10k to get monetized?
No. 648495
>>648479There's no milk. they're both inactive across all social media besides youtube, where they're uploading halfhearted content as always.
might be for the best if they stay this boring. they'll slide into irrelevance even faster if not even the hate sites will bother talking about them
No. 648512
>>646720Does he never do any research on any of the bullshit he says?
Semiautomatic guns were the only legal guns in NZ (and even then as far as I know you need a license to own one) and that the shooter modified the semiautomatic guns to be fully automatic?
Fucking idiot.
No. 648538
>>648422No, once you get your channel monetized then whatever videos you upload, no matter how low the view count, are usually automatically monetized.
I think I know what you are referring to, though. To get your
channel monetized, I think you need to have one video with at least 10,000 views.. something along those lines.
But wow, the Avaroe's really have dismal viewership lately. It's heart warming.
>>648479>>648495Yeah there really isn't much to post about currently… I mean Greg and Lainey were already quite boring these past few months after Ayalla came out on the grooming allegations (obviously because they are attempting to keep a low profile and now spend their days quietly sobbing in the swamp over not being able to actively hunt for young impressionable bisexual teens), but it seems like they have somehow recently ended up even
more lame and uninteresting than usual.
I can see where you're coming from saying that this is for the best because it will inevitably lead to the small amount of relevancy Greg and Lainey have disappearing, but at the same time… I AM addicted to the damn milk, and these cows are leaving me painfully thirsty.
>>648494lol same. I truly do not understand the people who freak out because of those common 24 hour bans, we've all had them.
"What?? You're saying I'll get a short ban if I try to leave my fifteenth post on this thread where all I say is Lainey = foot?? FUK U FAGS I'M LEAVING AND I'M TAKING MY GOLDEN LAINEY IS UGLY COMMENTS WITH ME" (lol nooo what will we ever do without you)
…anyway, milk will inevitably flow again, these two rarely keep their shit together for long. And once something interesting happens, the posts will come flooding back in.
Right now its tumbleweeds.
No. 648554
>>648479There was an update about the swamp no one seemed to want to discuss the photos. KF are discussing the photos if anyone cares.
Greg has been quiet since the release and people here are wondering why he's more secluded. Uh cuz the government are investigating him.
Lainey has 2 young kids and pets and the inability to be clean. She's probably just got a viral infection from being a dirty lazy bitch.
No. 648560
>>648554Or we can discuss it here. I’m tired of the kf shilling. If you want to support a site run by an autistic pedo, go ahead.
What exactly are they investigating? And can you show proof of it?
No. 648566
>>648560I didn't want to be only one posting samefagging my own posts since I posted the docs and explained the letters and that Onion's independent report isn't gospel.
They're mostly discussing the visible fuck up and erosion. The photos have pretty shown Onion is as usual bullshitting and jumping the gun on coming off like an asshole on his various speak videos about it or giggling the whole things is only going to cost him a couple hundred dollars when he's already paid near $3000 or more on just fines and applications.
No. 648567
>>648566They also suspect Onion's turf is to hide burn marks since there was a burn ban and they are speculating he tried to burn evidence.
>>648228Like in this photo that looks like the makings of a fire.
>>648234>>648236>>648233He's also fucked the water table and has pushed logs into the water and there's a lot of damage around the water. And he's taken out bushes that looked like a boundary between him and his neighbours.
It looks like the water is encroaching onto his property when the buffer zone was enacted to separate private property from government owned wetlands.
Also is it me or do the trees on his property look dead or dying compared to the neighbours? I wouldn't be surprised if the biologist suggests more analysis.
No. 648606
>>648229wow his property looks horrible with all that brush and toys thrown about. Has the water started coming up onto his property?
The area they live in sees alot of rainfall doesn't it? Seriously asking, what's gonna happen to the already saturated land once rainy season hits?
No. 648610
>>648606Honestly? Between the heavy snowfall this winter and the predicted record breaking rain upcoming I think his already saturated yard is going to erode to the point that the ground around his swamp trailer will shift enough to cause significant foundation cracking. Without extreme preventative measures (that I’m not going to divulge here because it’s been confirmed that the grease gang lurks the boards) put in place immediately it’s entirely possible that they’ll cause enough soil erosion to
trigger a landslide that will inevitably coax their home right into the swamp. Removing that established root system was the dumbest thing Smegma ever did.
No. 648613
>>648566I think the hard work you did uploading all of those very significant documents was derailed by several newfriends throwing tantrums.
I know I for one was
very intrigued by the info dump but every time I began to work on theories and replies, some newfriend felt the need to add how uwu they were over their day ban. I was trying to wait to post until the whining had faded.
So let me just say, as a random anon who thoroughly appreciates those actually posting the real milk to this thread… thank you so damn much.
I won't lie, I have been a little bit weary to post my own speculation regarding this more recent information because I am so ignorant to how the government works in regards to situations like the one Greg is currently facing.
I am however thoroughly pleased to read from some of you that he is blatantly lying over this being a signed-and-sealed deal. Greg does
NOT deserve to get off with an approximately 2,000$ fee and a slap on the wrist.
…But in the chance that the government fails us in finding justice, hopefully mother nature will see fit to flood the living hell out of the Avaroe swamp. Then maybe the fellow Onision-hating neighbors will upload a video of Greg and Lainey's rancid shack sinking into the depths thanks to the erosion Onion previously laughed off.
No. 648617
>>648610Music to my ears, anon.
I have heard that the rains predicted for 2019 should cause such tremendous flooding with countless millions in damages expected. It is said to be quite possibly the worst foreseeable recorded year yet for flooding damage in the US. Due to global warming, green-house gasses warm oceans which creates trapped precipitation in the earth's atmosphere. It has been so severe this past winter that the atmosphere is hypothesized to be unable to hold much more precipitation, and thus we will see unprecedented flooding and rainstorms which will be hugely exacerbated this year.
Greg in all seriousness should look into flooding insurance. While it is usually quite pricey (and I imagine considering his current situation, that price would be twice as bad as it would be normally) doling out a couple hundred a month to protect their home from being utterly and completely destroyed should be common sense.
…yet we all know Greg and Lainey are too immature and moronic to ever do something responsible and logically such as that.
Not that I mind. I'm happy to see their ship sink.
Literally.
No. 648631
>>648497Not white knighting but ignorant reaches like this is what killed the threads to begin with. Even if its yeast infection they're perfectly normal and even the cleanest people get them. If she has one it probably has more to do with her shitty diet.
ANYWAYS
Anyone notice Onion breath is spam posting his extremely old videos on Twitter and facebook? Hes clearly hoping something will go viral. To bad this idiot is stuck in 2005 and doesnt realize nothing is "viral" anymore
No. 648640
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What's gay about wanting to be with 2 afab bitches?
No. 648660
>>648640KEK this is worded so hilariously.
>One guy who PREFERS one to two AFAB (to him meaning real girls) >about 20's to 30's (so obviously Greg wrote the 'about 20's' part first and then he realized all the allegations against him, thus felt like he had to add the 30's part even though we all know he would never get with a girl his age)>at once (you don't say)>Disclaimer about how "happy" he is with his current relationship, blah blah blah (the fact that he feels like he needs to add this only makes it that much more apparent how sexually oppressed and dissatisfied he currently is.) No human alive talks/thinks about sex publicly as much as Greg does without having some serious underlying issues. He is the creepiest fucker imaginable.
Also interesting how Greg wants to claim himself to fall underneath the LGBT banner and tell everyone how 'gay' he is when in actuality he could never touch someone that wasn't born female. He's so painfully retarded.
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No. 648801
>>648664Wow.. the comment pertaining to trans issues is so demeaning.
This individual is telling Greg to please stop speaking on trans issues because he is not trans and he does not understand how it feels or what it truly means to be trans. He should stop acting as some sort of spokesperson for them because he is straight and vastly ignorant.
And Greg's response is more or less,
"People hate you. I don't hate you and you're lucky I don't hate you because most people think you're a mistake. So just take the hint and be grateful."
Jesus Christ what a pretentious pig…
>>648795Agree.
I would have to personally look at the map of neighboring house locations in comparison to where Greg's house is located, but from what I have seen he did an incredible amount of damage on what appears to be a
very large portion of land.
With the forecast for flooding this year being so high and so serious, I cannot imagine how angry the neighbors must be.
If Greg's "yard work" ends up resulting in major flooding and damage to neighboring properties, he could be looking at a class action lawsuit with several neighbors joining together to sue for damages.
No. 648803
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I am really surprised to see how infrequently Greg has been uploading to youtube lately.
Usually he uploads once daily to his speaks channel, yet over the course of this month he's consistently uploaded far less. This has been his "main channel" now for over a year, yet it has been 4 days since he uploaded that diaper video and nothing since.
Greg did upload a video yesterday that was around 2:30 long to the Onision account (just some random bullshit over Will Smith playing Genie in Aladdin), and before that a video was uploaded 3 days ago to UhOhBro.
This is really out of the ordinary for Greg. I wonder what has been going on? I did take a look at Greg's cult (forums) and he even has several people asking if he has been okay and why he isn't uploading as much.
His answer was very vague and more or less said "…you'll see eventually."
No. 648814
>>648810Mar 26
How To Be A Vegetarian (Requested Video) (2:30)
"Comedy" Video about how to be a vegetarian. Basically belittling whom ever asked by saying you must be an idiot because all there is to it is just not eating meat.
Mar 25 (6:18)
My Tattoo Stories :)
Mar 24
A Very Creepy Letter (O_O) (3:48)
A video about this.
>>647959Mar 23
The Most Raw Song I've Ever Made (2:19)
A song about how depressed he is and how he wants to die.
Mar 22
My Big F*ck Up (6:50)
Talking about his black hair videos.
Mar 22 (7:47)
Some Big Scary Men Are Mad At Me
Reading hate comments
No. 648856
>>648831The job of the person you hire to write a mitigation report is, to some extent, to argue in your favor. It’s kind of like a defense attorney.
Gurgles was playing it like this was the final say, but he was lying as always. The county has the final say.
No. 648892
>>648814Some of these sound extremely interesting…
would you be willing to mirror any of these?
Specifically "A Very Creepy Letter", "My Big Fuck Up" and "Some Big Scary Men Are Mad at Me"?
WinX Youtube Downloader is a free program that easily allows you to download online videos, and vimeo is an easy-to-use platform for re-uploading and mirroring.
I'm guessing you probably won't want to go through the trouble, anon, but it doesn't hurt to try! I'm sure there are a lot of people here who are very curious to see them…
thanks either way!
No. 648894
>>648814Could you upload them? Potentially to Google drive or mega so we can see them and they shouldn't get taken down from there I'm pretty sure. I checked out his blog and found the request for the video (
https://www.onision.com/topic/1019-a-few-fun-ideas/). The kid requested it not for them but for convincing the "meat murderers" haha. Greg really doesn't like his fans does he?
Side note, also found this interesting post while looking:
https://www.onision.com/topic/994-you-served-the-military/I'm not sure if Greg ever mentioned the bases he was on before. Anything any US residents more knowledgeable in the Army can tell us? Not sure if this has much potential for milk but worth asking
No. 648915
>>648892>>648894Just a reminder, Greg is the king of click bait titles so these videos may contain milk.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CeL7k0h8L85kS-DHCOW17xoFanN--YVN/view?usp=sharingMar 22 at 12:19am
Some Big Scary Men Are Mad At Me
Quite a few days ago I said something on the internet that
triggered a lot of folks :P Specifically gun lovers… eeek.
Anyhoot! Today was cray, super cray ~ But I was able to edit Laineybot's video and my own as well as help with Laineybot & create my own, so that's… something!
Thank you for being here and enjoying my uncensored content :)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/11PhOOv_w5EHhyinI9Yw627YLT5wmOmC3/view?usp=sharingMar 22 at 10:35pm
My Big F*ck Up
So I messed up a while ago… I had the assumption if I dropped the conversation, it would end… but looks like people kept talking once I left, and it got uglier… so, here's me seeing how big of a deal me talking about different hair types & hygiene was, and how I need to stay in my lane.
Anyway, if you have a video style request, please let me know, otherwise I'll keep doing whatever motivates questions & interest in my mind. Love making you guys happy.
I think I only cussed three times in this video… maybe I found God XD
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jadnzo85bRsD31mWlMX8307c7b2k_iKF/view?usp=sharingMar 24 at 9:26pm
A Very Creepy Letter (O_O)
I wasn't supposed to post a video today but… here it is :P A few of you know most of the story… yikes :P
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nZ5zzHpN7Ac0WYY2_ZdpWrgJuTj09r4C/view?usp=sharingMar 27 at 10:54pm
Something I Felt Needed To Be Said…
I've felt bad the last day or so… I wanted to express my discomfort with some issues I had with another person in the past, someone people agree with me having issues with, but nevertheless… I just wish I went about things a better way.
I hope I can remember this lesson in the future.
No. 648951
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I saw this on twitter.
Troy’s bed in the living room?
No. 648956
>>648951That looks like it was a nice house. Shame he had to get his gross ass hands on it.
Seeing the grubbiness/messiness of the Swamp Mansion within months of them moving in, and the utter state of the McMansion when they left? He's got like a reverse Midas Touch.
Did they ever clean and paint the McMansion after they left to make it nice for whomever bought it?
No. 648980
>>648915Oh my gosh… anon…
this is amazing. I cannot tell you how grateful I am. You really just made this thread a million times better! Thank you so much, MVP of lolcow!
No. 648985
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>>648915Here's the moment ugly makes a joke that someone must be attracted to him flashing his crocodile smile with something stuck in his tooth the entire video. Guess even he can't stand to look at his teeth too busy filling in his brows
No. 649118
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>>649094If y’all are scared of one day bans for derailing about dumb shit, maybe you should re-evaluate your posts.
Sidenote, has anyone been keeping an eye on Sarah’s tumblr at all?
No. 649142
>>649123Exactly honestly at this point his career is pretty much dead.
Just to point out tho, He still thrived off the attention he would get with the threads here at least.
With the threads dying out due to lack of milk will only make the sperg explode all the more and satisfying.
I feel like we're really at that point of "Even haters are bored of you" and really its a good thing that the thread isn't constantly updated with nitpicks, Especially keeping greg at the top of this board (not to mention the self victimization points) is nothing but more publicity for him.
Any attention, Good or negative, He thrives on it.
Narcs like him can't stand it when they're ignored.
I think the new changes are beneficial in the long run.
No. 649147
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/12vCIWjwrUbsJfVRbgMoEZ1oVOkXyCNYF/view?usp=sharingSurprise! Another vape video. Greg acts childish because Lainey has the advantage in their little challenge. They try pushing the loving couple narrative while having no on screen chemistry. Greg of course edits the video with tons of close ups of himself. I have no idea why a company would pay her to sponsor their products.
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>>649147and of course he's busy checking out himself while Lainey tries to promote the product.
No. 649180
>>649147Thank you sweetheart!
Transcription really isn't necessary.
It is basically the same shit on repeat. Greg attempts to be funny, Lainey seems tired of it and unamused, they kiss each other and it makes every viewer possible extremely physically uncomfortable…
We've seen all of this before. Really lame video idea, as always.
There really just isn't much here. Greg and Lainey both went on the defensive after the groomergate fiasco.. these two are painfully boring now. Neither of them are making fresh interesting attempts at content, neither are being public enough with their lives to create intrigue, neither of them are sperging enough to be entertaining..
it just is what it is.
Time will change all of this though, undoubtedly. Considering patreon is the last thing keeping Greg and Lainey from being forced into the real world, and considering it is dropping at a steady (albeit not fast enough) pace, we'll have our thirst quenched sooner rather than later.
No. 649181
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Has Trot graduated from trying to kill Clot by pushing her off the couch to stuffing her in the oven?(Do not tinfoil about the children.)
No. 649219
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aWjnuvEfrTc1dGZjVZ7j5UjGYgvKG-le/view?usp=sharingI'm not sure if he's trying to get back in B's good graces because he calls out Sh and A in the beginning of the video but seems to accept that he was being a dick when it came to B. Also wtf is with his editing. Why is there non-related meme's sprinkled in this video?
Lyrics for all who want to cringe:
You lied to me
You lied to me
Now I'm the worst damn thing that you've ever seen
You lied to me
You lied to me
And now you dare act like I'm The one who's mean
You yelled at the one you love as a guest in their own house, yeah you're the good guy
After we caught you lying you tried to sneak yourself out in the middle of the night
You broke the law, gave Lainey abuse. You thought of them and tied the noose.
After yelling, After cursing
You used violence and sent them flowers?
You're crazy, You're dishonest,
You committed crimes, you're not worth our time
Then you tell the world we're bad, When we're really the best you had
You know Lainey hates you now
the person you stabbed in the back
Yeah I'm the bad guy
Go sleep with random guys
Morals yeah you always lacked
What the fuck is wrong with you
They thought that you loved them
Then you made it all about me
That's wrong…
You never really loved them
Only loved heterosexuality
Remember how I took your side til the very end?
I defended your lies because I thought you where innocent
But then you pact to never solely sleep with me…
No one told me of this pact till it was too late to see
Remember when we cuddled?
Our Marriage fell apart
You joked about it with your friend
Homewrecker from he start
Then when I said I was single you tried to swoop on in
But I chose Lainey over you
Yeah you hit dead end
We took you back so foolishly
Tell everyone what you did
You got dumped many more times
Continuing your deception, lies and crimes
Then your boyfriend after us insisted that we want you back
We reminded him of one fact we left you at the curb, like trash