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A new thread was overdue so decided to make one to chronicle the shenanigan's of the now second place Ostrenga sister. for unfamiliar farmers see https://lolcow.farm/kiki
previous thread >>>/pt/818510
last thread:>Kiki continues on her quest to find love. recent conquests include:>Hottie bugatti >>818572>Some russian >>830001>Sweater fag >>840038>Drug dealer >>845927>Cosmic cowboy >>848262>White guy with dreadlocks >>851598>Homeless surfer (more on him later) >>865088
>Writes and publishes a recipe e-book about how to put almond milk, an overpriced fruit and bananas in a blender. Page layout designs are new age geocites website level of busy >>826633>More waxing eloquently about being raped >>838327 >>837347>Bad self induced haircuts >>827974 >>840395 >>854900>Announces New music project called deathxbyxdopamine, never releases any music and abandons it within 5 months >>834670>Went back to school, supposedly full time and claims to also be working full time >>844318>Creates tiktok profile @mmmkikikannibal, posts 3 vids and quickly abanbons >>847708>makes unintelligible joke about periods. then proceeds to facetime a few people while covered entirely with fake blood, joke lost on all >>849470>Posts about Neighbors dad being a peeping tom, claims neighbor responded that he couldnt control himself because shes so attractive >>853348 >>853426 possibly the same neighbor supposedly breaks into her apartment to try on her amazing vintage wardrobe. LOL he cant help it shes a dainty fair skinned trampoline athlete with a toned booty flaunting her goods! >>862436>purple prose about being heartbroken >>855488 >>859323>Falls for and messages a Matthew Perry catfish on hinge >>856017 quickly unmatches with him because hes just too pervy for her >>856896 >>856895>multiple posts about how her toxic exes keep reaching out to her because shes so irresistable. Not this guy though he recognizes her exceptional comedic and acting talents in this totally real message >>877100>Now claiming Jared Leto gave her his number and hardcore pursued the ethereal Orlando beauty she is when she was 14. >>873030
24 year old surfer boyfriend who lives in a van saga:>New boyfriend who draws on her ass with sharpie >>865088 >>865095 >Takes him to get a tattoo in what looks like a pawn shop for his birthday >>866734>Just kidding guys hes abusive and emotionally unavailable just like all the others! >>875766>Posts cryptic hospital photo about being such a fragile sick bean even morphine isnt helping with the pain! >>869043 Continues to humble brag how much pain shes in by posting a photo of an opiate sticker on a random pill bottle >>869062
>In a 17 page Instagram story she finally reveals the reason she was in the hospital was due to complications from an abortion >>882474>Also reveals that about a month before that she was in the hospital for a kidney infection caused by her hobo of a boyfriends dirty dick. It was so severe that she had a fever of 103.9, her lips turned blue and she almost died!
>On February 8th she finds out shes pregnant, but mean abusive boyfriend threatens her life and coerced her into getting an abortion. Abortion pill caused so much pain she couldn't stop retching and heaving, but mean old boyfriend and his texan mother berated her and dumped her on the side of the road near her obgyn clinic literally bleeding everywhere! She was in labor for 12 days and on day 4 had to be rushed to the ER by ambulance. >Always the fragile victim, a mean brown nurse slut shamed her by telling her “shut up you did this to yourself!” and didnt give her morphine (despite posting before that the morphine wasnt strong enough for her pain). >Since her abusive boyfriend bailed town, her neighbor (possibly peeping toms son?) picked her up from the hospital while shes still bleeding everywhere. Later goes to her follow up appointment and, in typical sperg-chan fashion, doesnt skimp on the gory medical details and photos of blood clots
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Is this the same hobo she claimed was so abusive?
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Never change Kiki.
Everyone joked about her shacking up with homeless but she really did that, and did much worse than expected for even her, huh.
She and Koots truly aimed for the stars and failed to launch at life.
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Imagine spending 3 weeks being mad that ig flagged her unfunny meme repost
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H O W
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Nothing sadder than complimenting yourself and bragging about it on social media.
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Oh and adding the caption for those who are curious in her tits post : “fighting the feminine urge of forming a band solely comprised of the local musicians I’ve fucked”
Then there’s this masterpiece. Publicly announcing how desperate you are to drive 2 hrs for D? You’ve truly lost it, keeks.
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I'm new to the thread, but did she have an abortion?(unsaged, spoonfeeding)
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She made another IG account too
Honestly Amtrak would take 3 hours and at least has ac. It would have been easier.
God himself (Himself? Idk) would not have gotten this out of me. Even Guantanamo interrogators would have just had to kill me first.
Kind of sad to see the fall off. I remember all of the efagz stuff/MySpace and I knew she had no “readily apparent stage talent” at that point, but it is still shocking.
She's 30 now?! She truly peaked at like 17. In looks and "achievements"
It's like the people who peak in high school but she never went to high school.