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No. 890025
A new thread was overdue so decided to make one to chronicle the shenanigan's of the now second place Ostrenga sister. for unfamiliar farmers see
https://lolcow.farm/kikiprevious thread
>>>/pt/818510 last thread:
>Kiki continues on her quest to find love. recent conquests include:>Hottie bugatti >>818572>Some russian >>830001>Sweater fag >>840038>Drug dealer >>845927>Cosmic cowboy >>848262>White guy with dreadlocks >>851598>Homeless surfer (more on him later) >>865088
>Writes and publishes a recipe e-book about how to put almond milk, an overpriced fruit and bananas in a blender. Page layout designs are new age geocites website level of busy >>826633>More waxing eloquently about being raped >>838327 >>837347>Bad self induced haircuts >>827974 >>840395 >>854900>Announces New music project called deathxbyxdopamine, never releases any music and abandons it within 5 months >>834670>Went back to school, supposedly full time and claims to also be working full time >>844318>Creates tiktok profile @mmmkikikannibal, posts 3 vids and quickly abanbons >>847708>makes unintelligible joke about periods. then proceeds to facetime a few people while covered entirely with fake blood, joke lost on all >>849470>Posts about Neighbors dad being a peeping tom, claims neighbor responded that he couldnt control himself because shes so attractive >>853348 >>853426 possibly the same neighbor supposedly breaks into her apartment to try on her amazing vintage wardrobe. LOL he cant help it shes a dainty fair skinned trampoline athlete with a toned booty flaunting her goods! >>862436>purple prose about being heartbroken >>855488 >>859323>Falls for and messages a Matthew Perry catfish on hinge >>856017 quickly unmatches with him because hes just too pervy for her >>856896 >>856895>multiple posts about how her toxic exes keep reaching out to her because shes so irresistable. Not this guy though he recognizes her exceptional comedic and acting talents in this totally real message >>877100>Now claiming Jared Leto gave her his number and hardcore pursued the ethereal Orlando beauty she is when she was 14. >>87303024 year old surfer boyfriend who lives in a van saga:
>New boyfriend who draws on her ass with sharpie >>865088 >>865095 >Takes him to get a tattoo in what looks like a pawn shop for his birthday >>866734>Just kidding guys hes abusive and emotionally unavailable just like all the others! >>875766>Posts cryptic hospital photo about being such a fragile sick bean even morphine isnt helping with the pain! >>869043 Continues to humble brag how much pain shes in by posting a photo of an opiate sticker on a random pill bottle >>869062
>In a 17 page Instagram story she finally reveals the reason she was in the hospital was due to complications from an abortion >>882474>Also reveals that about a month before that she was in the hospital for a kidney infection caused by her hobo of a boyfriends dirty dick. It was so severe that she had a fever of 103.9, her lips turned blue and she almost died!
>On February 8th she finds out shes pregnant, but mean abusive boyfriend threatens her life and coerced her into getting an abortion. Abortion pill caused so much pain she couldn't stop retching and heaving, but mean old boyfriend and his texan mother berated her and dumped her on the side of the road near her obgyn clinic literally bleeding everywhere! She was in labor for 12 days and on day 4 had to be rushed to the ER by ambulance. >Always the fragile victim, a mean brown nurse slut shamed her by telling her “shut up you did this to yourself!” and didnt give her morphine (despite posting before that the morphine wasnt strong enough for her pain). >Since her abusive boyfriend bailed town, her neighbor (possibly peeping toms son?) picked her up from the hospital while shes still bleeding everywhere. Later goes to her follow up appointment and, in typical sperg-chan fashion, doesnt skimp on the gory medical details and photos of blood clotsLinks:
Twitter @mmmkikikannibal
Instagram @mmmkikikannibal
Youtube @mmmkikikannibal
tiktok @mmmkikikannibal
No. 890028
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Is this the same hobo she claimed was so abusive?
No. 890030
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Never change Kiki.
No. 890060
>>890028Everyone joked about her shacking up with homeless but she really did that, and did much worse than expected for even her, huh.
She and Koots truly aimed for the stars and failed to launch at life.
No. 890159
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Imagine spending 3 weeks being mad that ig flagged her unfunny meme repost
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>>890159"Monetization"
H O W
No. 890508
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Nothing sadder than complimenting yourself and bragging about it on social media.
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>>890508Oh and adding the caption for those who are curious in her tits post : “fighting the feminine urge of forming a band solely comprised of the local musicians I’ve fucked”
Then there’s this masterpiece. Publicly announcing how desperate you are to drive 2 hrs for D? You’ve truly lost it, keeks.
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I'm new to the thread, but did she have an abortion?(unsaged, spoonfeeding)
No. 890655
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She made another IG account too
No. 890923
>>890509Honestly Amtrak would take 3 hours and at least has ac. It would have been easier.
God himself (Himself? Idk) would not have gotten this out of me. Even Guantanamo interrogators would have just had to kill me first.
Kind of sad to see the fall off. I remember all of the efagz stuff/MySpace and I knew she had no “readily apparent stage talent” at that point, but it is still shocking.
No. 892831
>>892130She's 30 now?! She truly peaked at like 17. In looks and "achievements"
It's like the people who peak in high school but she never went to high school.
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Back on the same old shit, she never learns.
No. 894826
>>894233Grotesque. She's pretty much announcing her HIV/Hep status if she lets this hobosexual hit raw.
What a broken person she turned out to be.
No. 896393
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Do you whores think that Taylor Swift looks likes kiki?(moid)
No. 896601
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"why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free" - pastor youth, purity ring ass mentality
bitch you're fucking hobos but thirst follows is where you draw the line?
No. 896604
>>896546It wasn't theirs. It was the grandma's. She's dead now but housing is cheaper in Florida than a lot of states (up until recently anyway) so it's a good place for poor people.
You must be new because it's a well-known fact the Ostrengas were/are poor.
No. 896623
>>896604>>896552The house belongs to Cathy and Scott and the zestimate is hovering around 750k. Since it’s in a decent area of a major city, it would probably sell for more than the zestimate like most houses in Florida have been. It’s a seller’s market here.
I’m not gonna post screenshots cause I already got banned for asking if I should on kota’s thread kek. But if you wanna find em, I posted about how I found the info on the kota thread.
No. 896689
>>896601She got knocked up by a homeless surfer bum who was oh so
abusive. Every other guy she's posted on her social media is equally scummy and dirty looking. Any sane person would take one look at them and say no but she lets these scaggy hobos raw dog her and suddenly she's seeing red flags? She'll be posting about her next
abusive potential and her heartbreak in a week.
No. 896919
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Looks like she's abandoned the pure natural uwu fairy goddess look. I hope so. Blonde with bangs looks better
No. 896938
>>896919this look good in the picture, and she looked good with it back in the day
but I still feel like she'll ruin it with the sideburn mullet haircut
and all-white clothes
No. 897088
>>897033Histrionics retain the emotional maturity of 5 year old spoiled brats their entire lives.
She scares all the men away because she’s batshit insane and not pretty enough to compensate for it, the juice ain’t worth the squeeze.
No. 897092
>>894233It’s so funny how she always orbits these laidback free spirit hobo skater/biker dudes, yet scares them off with her HPD and inane unfunny ranting EVERY SINGLE TIME. This is like the 30th time she has managed to completely repulse a moid and make ghost her within a week. She blames it on their ‘commitment issues’ or ‘attachment styles’ to absolve herself of the fact that she is an annoying insufferable cluster B mentally draining sperg.
She will never be the laidback fun nice hippie surfer/skater chick these guys wanna be date and be around. It’s worrying that even dumb ass moids can quickly see through her bullshit and decide to bounce.
I’m starting to think her breath or pussy stinks or something, it’s genuinely not normal for 30 guys to ghost you within a week or two in a row.
No. 897106
>>897098I don’t think it would work as she looks her age now. I also think it’s only having a relatively small resurgence online among teenagers, like gyaru. She would look really mentally ill and outdated irl if she were to try scene again now, because she is no longer youthful and only kids can really pull it off without looking like weirdos.
That said the bleach blonde suits her way more than her natural dishwater grey-brown hair.
No. 897131
>>897111it's either that or fucking std-filled hobos much younger than her, posting abortion pictures, etc. I think the zoomers would fall for it.
>>897089her hair is stringy and thin, so maybe bleaching with low volume developer (takes longer) or the stylist needing a break from the 30 year old asking for "LOTR-japanese princess elf hair"
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>>896919DID SHE HAZ MENTAL BREAK DOWN?!
No. 897253
>>896919She's too old for this hair color. She's not 17 anymore.
She's going to end up looking like a washed up old hooker.
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Kiki why don't you also address how sheep need to be sheered regardless cause overgrowth will kill them? (Hopefully spoiler mark works, on mobile)
No. 897293
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>>897292 didnt mean to spoil the previous image too, oops. At least actual animal product can properly break down unlike 90% of shitty "vegan" products that are just straight up plastic. Clearly big brained per usual
No. 897295
>>897293a lot of peeps probably don't know? does this delusional whore think she has that many new followers? guarantee her whole follower list might have new @s but they're all the same people who followed her for years. they're for sure aware that she's vegan since it's been her personality forever. it's the one moral "i'm better than you" stance she tries to take. the single thing she has that makes her "special" but it really just makes her insufferable lmao.
>>897253she already looks like a washed up hooker so this is fine. i think she looks like the tiger king.
No. 897315
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>>897293lol she has been making veganism her entire personality for 22 years
Image related: she's a full blown red flag. Imagine being straight up with some girl and you end up in her stories
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>>897315lol sure is not your combo of big nose, large forehead and receding hairline
No. 897514
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> "I can see that being your natural hair color"
idk, I'm an asshole but this should count as bullying
No. 897536
>>897514On the last thread ppl were discussing were she peaked in her looks and someone posted a pic of her with this white hair as her most beautiful era.
She's actually making life decisions based on what is said here. Why am I surprised? This is spergchan afterall. She just keeps creating new lows for herself. It's like she turned 30 and accepted her role in life is to barely get by on her tugboat money and fuck as many bums as possible. Remember when she was claiming all those years of bleaching her hair had put tOxInS in her body. I guess if youre getting raw dogged by whatever is biting on skid row it doesn't really matter anymore.
No. 897545
>>897536I don't think that had anything to do with it. Since olaplex every other bitch goes through a post-breakup platinum phase.
I also remember her saying hair bleach and skin products got toxins inside her body lol it's such a shame she gave up youtube
No. 897710
>>897293You'd think she'd grow out of this vegan bullshit by now or just live her lifestyle without trying to push it on other people. Clothes and shoes made out of animal products last longer than the plastic chinese bullshit. Leather and suede can last for decades if taken care of correctly.
I doubt the homeless bums she fucks are vegan or care about any of this shit kek.
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I wonder if this is the emotionally unavailable guy she posted about earlier. So cringe that she posts these guys on her story after they bang. I'm assuming she has family members and coworkers that follow her? Constantly harps on fuck boys but posts her next body count for the week. No self awareness.
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>>897974lol she probably paid for his apple cider n donuts
No. 898250
>>898216It's leaning more toward looking bald. Her baby fine hair was already so limp that it looked glued to her scalp. It reminded me of gollum. Making it transparent didn't help. You can tell it looks like ass IRL. Since she got it done she hid for the first week after, and now she only posts very few careful angles of it.
On another note, her latest ig story where she's screech/laughing like a lunatic at nothing while pretending to play the piano made me cringe into my shirt. She really believes she's the most talented, most original human to ever walk the earth. She's accomplished nothing. Did she even graduate from a community college in 15 years?
You guys called it, peaked at 16, and zero self awareness. Her two true personality traits. It's scary to know her next plan is motherhood when she couldn't even sort her own shit out first. Now she's just going to pass it down. I wish she could realize how average and predictable she is.
No. 898269
>>898265Koots just recently had a job… I think she probably just gets really small jobs that go unnoticed because they aren’t advertised online or on her profiles.
>>897982She just needs to let her bangs grow a little and lighten them brows and she’d be set. She’s currently giving simple jack vibes. I really feel like the two sisters have really given up these past few years, like the realization finally kicked in after 10+ years that they’ll never be famous. Kinda makes sense why she’s spiralling.
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Ok nana let's get you to bed
No. 898468
>>898241Fucking kek anon. Im surprised the family hasnt tried to claim copyright in
fringement. (Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out for that)
>>898250I hope she never has children. She’d put her daughters in situations set up to get them hurt just so she can prove that everyone’s a predator and she’s a
victim.
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Oh how the mighty have fallen. Is this really what she chooses willingly to hook up with. Oof, no wonder she never shows his face in pics. ( sorry for the collage I didn’t want to double post ).
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It's so funny when a rando thinks Kiki is an independent, sexually liberated boss girl when she has to smell used men's socks to make sure who it belongs to
No. 899051
>>899044she got
triggered from seeing the sock (probably thought it was from one of her
abusive exes), and had to smell it like a a human scenthound to find out whose was it
I think the top is worse with the cut off bits she did herself at 13. Like, bitch download SheIn.
No. 899150
>>899140Are you having a stroke
>>899148>>899142Again? We been thru this same boring stale discussion…
No. 899165
>>899142when I saw
>>898886 i remembered some of the fucked up shit kiki airs on Instagram (raped 2x or more in LA, forced abortion that lead to infection etc), and my first thought was if that's a case where she should be in a conservatorship"… But then I remembered that.
What a fucked up situation.
>>899163No worries anon! She'll be just fine recycling diy edgy 2013 tops she made herself, the welfare check tape is just for when she's feeling fancy
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Anyone follow whatever she does on Twitch? Looks like she has a schedule and everything.
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>>899375> Going by her stories she doesn't do anything except "disassociate" and lay around her "depression bedroom" 24/7She's also a nut conspiracy theorist, anon.
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What the fuck does this pick up line even mean? Also of course she falls for it.
No. 899542
>>899485holy shit this is like when she used twitter to compliment herself with weird "XYZ meets ABc" humble brags.
She either sent this herself or the guy picked up on her retard way of talking
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God himself couldn't waterboard this out of me
> "This is TMI but we need to talk about it"
Nobody else is fucking unwashed cock like you, Keeks, that's why nobody talks about it
No. 899662
>>899629Rofl "God himself couldn't waterboard this out of me"
OMG SO RELATEABLE GURL, everyone's almost died from rancid bacteria cock
(sage your shit) No. 899694
>>899629Her unique blend of stupidity, arrogance and delusion is truly something to behold.
I'm really starting to believe they were raised as feral backwoods florida hillbillies. Their behavior and critical thinking is just too bizarre. Fucking 30 years old and you can tell she's patting herself on the back while typing that gross shit out and thinking she just unlocked a huge secret about ass washing. Somebody a few comments up said her breath and pussy must stink and this shit proves it. The delusion she has about thinking she's a fairy alien barbie vs. reality has to be mental institution worthy.
"I've had my fair share of jizz" she makes me sick! Somebody get grandma to bed.
No. 899699
>>899629“ IVE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF
WRETCH INDUCING-ROTTEN FISH-CHEETO-BATTERY ACID JIZZ”
The things she thinks are flexes….. Kiki, they’re not even paying for you to be their dumpster. Fucking at least charge them the price for std treatment or stop crying about nearly dying cause you choose to sleep with garbage.
No. 899700
>>899697She claimed in some hour-long video that she's allergic to latex lol
>>899699She's doing it for free, and she's notba "sex with no strings attached" hoe (even then gagging on unwashed dick would be embarrassing). She wants actual relationships with semi-homeless dudes.
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>>899629Me every time I try to read Kiki’s turbo sperg tangents
No. 899755
>>899699They're homeless, anon. How are they to pay her for her services?
>>899700There are latex-free condoms out there or she could just tell them to wash their fucking dick. She can't even blame them entirely for her infections, because she knew it was dirty and it came with a chance of infection but she still went for it. No normal gal sees/smells dick cheese and shrugs it off before sex.
She's been raunchy since day one… I will never forget that time she waltzed around on camera with period blood dripping down her legs thinking it was cool/funny.
No. 899761
>>899755You just unlocked a memory of Stickam teen Kiki saying she had had Chlamydia, and a recent YouTube video saying she almost had unprotected sex with someone who had an incurable STD…
That's easily 15 years of STD's and infections. Fuck.
Don't blame it on the Rockefellers, Kiki.
No. 899842
>>899838LOL i remember that
She was an entirely different person - especially her taste in men
No. 899976
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>>899838sage for complete autism. i went digging into kikis old threads going back into the nippon glory days and found takus old interpal profile that was posted 7 years ago.
his user was "matsu0331" and if you google it today, on the first page a rakuten review profile comes up
here there's a review for a mask he bought online last year - it says he bought it for his 9 year old son…..so if it's him - which it probably is - who would use the same random user name - taku would've had a toddler around the time he was supposedly with kiki in japan.
coincidence?
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>>899976the review post from rakuten after searching his user name in google - matsu0331
saged for complete autism speculation
No. 899978
>>899977same fag
maybe that's why they broke up coz she was indeed the side chick and she found out about his kid and/or japanese wife
was a nice trip down memory lane with a few keks on the way
No. 899984
>>899976Wow, what a twist to the end of Taco's story!
To think we thought it ended with Kaka pretending he was in Florida and with her at Disneyworld or something.
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>>897514> "I Neva watched it"Imagine complimenting yourself and lying while you're at it
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>>900007Part 2: Imagine wearing the most bland, depression room smelling top, to try catching dick at fucking erewhon of all places
>>899978Holy shit anon, nice find! That explains so much about the taco era.
No. 900072
>>900037see, that's how you realize she could be an influencer with some relevance but chooses not to
> Story time: ex scene queen moved to Japan 1/3> Story time: he had a BABY??? baby emoji shocked emoji Part 1/7> story time: LA boy gave me a WHAT? sick emoji part 1/5She could milk the shit out of it on TikTok
>>900071Her brain is stuck in 2006
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Weirdest "I'll call corporate" ever
No. 900156
>>900145how would she have even found that out? unless the guy was like straight up coming out and saying he supports the brother why does it matter!? it honestly seems like a straight up guy kinda thing if he was like "hey just so you know if you google my name you'll find out my brothers a murderer and like i dont condone that shit" and idk what kind of guy but a mass
murderer himself would say he supports some mass murdering brother? but like maybe she really is just dodging a bullet here but why tell your whole following this? she can't read men at all.
No. 900170
>>900156She's acting like it was a registered sex offender with a fake profile on Hinge. Like, yeah, it's sucks. That's why you don't give personal info online, so you can block him and move on. There's literally nothing Hinge itself can do about the guy's brother
Also, "the amount of times I've been SA'd by guys I met on Hinge is insane." First of all, how many times? I'm genuinely curious. 2nd, it's never the
victim's fault but you have to realize you need to stop using Hinge if you've been SA'd by guys from there multiple times.
No. 900283
>>900274Let's not forget she aborted because she was on birth defect causing antibiotics (for a kidney infection from the same stinky cheese dick that impregnated her) during the entire but short 5-7 week conception/formation. She's way to vain to have a 2 headed scaly bird baby. She admitted in that ig post she would've probably kept it other than that. She's even incapable of loving a "toe headed", blue eyed, angel face baby if she had one, a deformed one stands no chance with such a shallow monster. The woman is a psychopath. Her parents must have worshipped dakota for her baby cherub features and white hair, and kiki was their dishwater blonde, average punching bag. Why else is she so in loathe with herself and trying to find a white blonde, blue eyed hobo to procreate with so she can try to repeat history. Her iq is too low for her to realize she needs to do a lot of inner work on herself first and foremost. She would rather put on a spiritually enlightened hippie personality than put any actual accountability on herself.
She recorded a dude harassing her yesterday and put it on her ig stories. She was feeding into a predators trap so scary easy. " I'm a girl all alone" she was laughing and encouraging the behavior because it was feeding her histrionic disorder but she's lucky she hasn't been murdered yet. She told him "I'm a girl all alone" WHY would you say that?? Shes in one of the crime ridden cities in the states. And she was laughing and gave him a "burner number". engaging him 100%. She could have said my 245lb boyfriend wouldn't approve. Or anything to make herself more safe. I almost feel bad because she seems like an abused, homeless puppy at times, but then I remember what a horrible person she is so it's just her karma.
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>>900283lol this is hilarious, her Casey Anthony ass voice, "i gotta assess you out", "is this some eyes wide shut typa shit?", "I'm just a small gorl uwu" she actually speaks IRL like the retard she is online
She was lowkey bragging he was stopping the traffic with his car and keeping the conversation going. I get playing nice with weirdos, but just give your fake number and end the convo, don't tell the guy you're all alone, you dumb bitch.
Plus, "sex trafficker vibes". Yes, because all sex traffickers make sure to attract as much attention as possible in public.
She's a narc kek
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Her parents are to blame for why keekz is a cum-dumpster & is a dumpster-fire of a human being living her bio-hazard type life.
No. 900376
>>900337Men literally fuck car exhausts, raw liver, livestock animals and newborn babies. Getting super gonorrhea from couch-surfing hobo scrotes looking for a free meal and place to crash for the night is NOT something to brag about.
These dudes would literally fuck an obese tranny landwhale with a mustache just to get a place to sleep.
I genuinely cannot believe how mentally stunted a woman must be to publicly brag about hooking up with smelly user loser tinder scrotes at 30 and posting creepshots of them all over her social media before they ghost her the next day.
No. 900464
>>900452NTA but there are some men out there who just naturally smell fucking disgusting. Had an ex who just fucking stank all the time, even right after a shower (he was washing properly with a rag and washing everywhere, I watched him cause I didn’t believe he was bathing properly kek). God he smelled. He smelled worse after a shower than my current partner smells after going 2-3 days without bathing.
Everyone has a natural body odor to some extent. Usually its men whose natural body odors are unbearably disgusting, but it certainly isn’t exclusive to men.
No. 900520
>>900304lmao she was milking this for her huge ego, she gets off on this shit
>>900371She's 30
Bad parenting ducks you up but a lot of adults own up to their actions and change
No. 900579
>>900552She loves the attention - that was straight up flirting, followed by saying he was a sex trafficker as soon as she was alone
She loves attention and being the
victim so it was a perfect match
No. 900608
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>>900304LMAO imagine her being hit on with her beak, special needs bangs, decade old clothes that have never been properly washed, thinking she's special
No. 900609
>>900299This. Maybe an anon can dig out the old pics of them together but Koots looked like a troll beside Kiki whenever she wasn't photoshopped to oblivion.
The parents always doted on Kaka and even made her a little fake corporation because they truly thought she'd be famous.
>>900608It's so obvious she rarely ever gets hit on. She's literally shacking up with homeless and even they don't want her.
No. 900625
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>>900609>she'd be famousNo. lol. They thought "myspace FAME" was legit 100% real tinsel town-marilyn monroe-esk -tier FAME!
No. 900629
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>>900609Kiki always looked like a man in a wig (picture for reference), Dakota always had half of her face on camera like a good sidekick
You see shit like
>>900608 that's supposed to be a good angle. IRL she's a Florida 5 and a minus-whatever in LA so you know she must be losing her mind over that
No. 900632
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>>900629Did she get work done? Is that photoshop?
No. 900633
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>randomly came across this site…for those who feel like taking a trip down memory lane..
Here ya go.
https://kiki-kannibal-scenequeen.skyrock.mobi/followings.html No. 900634
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>>900629Good sidekick= looking like a hobgoblin to make keekz look better by default.
No. 900636
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>>900634Even when kooter was peaking/doing her alien shoops, she was still second tier to keekz looking like a hooker in borrowed clothes. Imagine this being your glory days. I’d be so fucking embarrassed.
No. 900637
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>>898994Those tops were hideous then and they’re more hideous now. I couldn’t put my finger on what she reminded me of but it’s fucking Margot wearing Venus’s old clothes vibes. Same desperate psycho energy.
No. 900643
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>>900638Her parents were just looking to score some MOLLY on the side while they pimped-out&sex-trafficed their child.
…and?
No. 900671
>>900629It’s weird I used to think she was soooo pretty when I would see her back then but now she just looks kind of average to slightly above average. Most of her beauty was just makeup. And she had such a horrible personality that it automatically cancelled out anything good about her appearance anyway.
Also retarded sidenote but I want one of those retarded diamond necklaces lol
No. 900693
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>>900686>sewer bodiesOmg. You know.
This is the apocalypse. Jesus.
No. 900694
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>>900675Pls tell me that her & her family are working with the government to bust pedo's and BTFO them! That guy who tried to was killed cuz he got Chris Hansen-ed by the police before he could touch her. This is all starting to break my mind. It's all too fucked up.
No. 900701
>>900664She wasn't dying her hair mousy brown. It just looks yellow-ish with bad lighting.
>>900674I have seen at least two people with hime hair that looked good and they were both on social media/models. Everyone else, including those white triplets, looks like straight up retarded weebs.
>>900698kek ok anon, you like men in wigs, that's fine
No. 900712
>>900709lol that's why I said outskirts
A good few threads ago (right after the Lilou vos fiasco) she mentioned turning down entry level jobs that paid $15/hour. In the last thread, she was whining about working/being a full-time "science" student so maybe she caved in, got an entry level job, and now her wage + parents pay for $19 smoothies, pseudoscience scam courses, Richard-Ramirez-
victim-level housing and food (nothing but matcha and herbs).
It's not like she's using purple shampoo or olaplex or has more than 5 pieces of good clothing.
No. 900716
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>>900675I beg to differ, Lauren Handy.
She's mourning the clump of cells her hobo bf forced her to get rid of. Remember she claimed she was bleeding all over the doctor's office and checked herself out to be treated by her herbalist? She made up such a horror story she probably agrees with your backward, anti-choice POV, deep down.
No. 900720
>>900672ayrt, I’d known the guy for a number of years before we started dating long term. I actually dated him for a couple weeks in high school when he was a stinky but skinny bean pole. Then years later he was still just as stinky but also fat.
I think he may have lost the weight but I know that motherfucker still smells horrendous even if there’s slightly less surface area from which the stench can emanate. His main hobby when he wasn’t being a rapey sex pest or eating tendies was smoking stinky ass hookah for hours a day as though he was a professional chimney impersonator. stinky scrote also wanted to do pee play and recreate terrifyingly violent porn shit like “skull fucking” and wanted me to sob so he could jack it to me crying. I’ll stop and get a diary now sorry for the blog nonnas
No. 900728
>>900720Nonna wtf.
>>900722Lol yah. She hides her beak now. ATP she should embrace looking like a man, having cringe unfunny humor and start posting like morganpresleyxo
>>900724"Trailer trash" is right, but I think not being a landwhale only matters in states from the Midwest and shit.
No. 900773
>>900724No idea how old Koots was in those old pics but I thought she was close in age to Kaka?
>>900769Maybe that's how it became beak-like? It probably grew out weird after she had a refinement.
No. 900782
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>>900633Holy shit. That website is like a internet ghost town time-capsule AO COOL! HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!
No. 900845
>>900778Dude, in every single picture and video? I would just permanently go into debt for a nose job, straight up.
>>900832Cathy believed her and Kota were indigo children, Kiki always believed she's an actual empath, I'm surprised she hasn't joined a new age cult yet.
No. 901132
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She will pop up pregnant again…
No. 901140
>>901132WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
Nobody says this type of shit to someone they have been talking to. There has to be some kind of buildup.
Kiki is into cream pies and breeding, there's no other way
She's gonna get pregnant or have another infection
No. 901182
>>900982if she was born in another time she would have been one of charlie's girls for sure
>>901132this has to be a humiliation kink where she just humiliates herself at this point
No. 901193
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>>901160She would be slipping some weird "you look like got meets final fantasy" compliments if that was her
She just finds lowlife hobos to shack, and hints on her impregnating kink
No. 902157
>>902031She seems to be making la girl her whole personality. She loves mentioning the neighborhoods her scrotes are from, oh and dont forget erewhon! She eats at erewhon everyone!! But you never hear anything about fla anymore. She's so polarizing, which is common for the mentally ill.
I guess even the shithole that is California is a step up from the cesspool known as Florida. But keeks will always be Florida white trash in our hearts.
No. 902188
>>902157Not her whole personality, but she fits with narcs that went there for stardom and got in new age scams
Now all she has going for her are complaints about the traffic and the dating pool
I really wish she'd vlog a day in LA for her, walking around looking like trailer trash
No. 902207
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>>902188she fits in perfectly
No. 906433
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She would not last a week in NY, because NY does not give a single fuck (plus how the crazy rent prices). She'd have her fake empath shtick kicked to a curb
ATP she might be better off back in FL or in Chicago/Illinois (doesn't she have family there?)
No. 906458
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Bitch just buy a good vibrator, how many kidney infections will it take for you to chill out lol
Sick drawing though
No. 906488
>>902066This is basically it. She failed to start, it's been years since she tried with those acting classes, waterbottle name and hooking up with hobos.
>>906433Keeks would get laughed out of everywhere much worse in NY than she was in LA. Her dad probably couldn't afford to get her a cheap apt there anyway. She'd become Kaka from the block in Brooklyn.
No. 906524
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lmao
>>900128>>906458"Let's see what happens!" Haven't you seen enough?
No. 906585
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Taylor's chipmunk face is living off elbow-san money with a baby in tow while Keek is making up this shit up and posting 50 instastories a day
Must sting
No. 906602
>>906599Technically, she has Kooters if she wanted to send someone as a laugh
She posts this shit as a flex
No. 906649
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No. 906651
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>>906649lmao my guy saw her clusterfuck ig and still sought her for an open relationship
>>906649Married men are an upgrade from homeless though.
Still no proper picture of this bleach job. It must be fried.
No. 906688
>>906651How she posts these for validation is so sad
You’re not hot, keeks.
Are you patrolling elementary schools in Glendale to fuck dads or something?
No. 906728
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> Peep the missing chunk of convo where he found out she's vegan
No. 906729
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>>906728a real winner though, the fact she carried a Convo with him speaks volumes
No. 908283
>>908265I reckon she went to an university, and some anons guessed it was a 3-month language course, then she got sexually harassed by a Aussie student who the aussie females students supported.
That was it, i guess
No. 908302
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her latest fanfic is just… pls why has no one posted this yet LOL
No. 908303
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imagine being proud of your DV jfc
No. 908311
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>>908303I don't think it's DV otherwise she'd be throwing a mega pity party lol
No. 908313
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>>908071That's what she meant by "writer" ig
No. 908316
>>908315Looks like an accident lol she just took the pics while an overworked health professional stitched it, and posted on IG with the "poetry"
2012 tumblr teen vibes lol
No. 908370
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She really needs to let go of the stripes and her first rape/relationship, just revisiting past trauma. Also don't the new age fags believe you attract the shit you watch?
No. 908574
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sorry this is technically OT, but i have a friend who keeps getting anonymous messages about dakota. she's never reblogged anything about her in the history of her blog, and she doesn't really have many followers, either. what do you think, could it be her/keekz? really weird.
No. 908980
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barf. and your hair is brown, Kiki.
No. 908992
>>908980Wonder what happened to her yellow fever
Also wtf with her wanting kids?
No. 909087
>>909083she's a "fruits and almond milk in a blender" vegan, anti-vaxx, and has a thing for always being a SA/DV
victim.
Can you imagine how vulnerable her kid would be
No. 909138
She's not built for parenthood in any way.
She's subconsciously wanting to right the many wrongs of her own traumatic childhood through having children of her own. Doesn't work that way - never has and never will. Heal and accept yourself.
She would fuck a child up tremendously. She's as unstable as I've ever seen, and she can barely keep herself alive.
>>908980Kooter had white blonde hair as a baby. Because of that kaka wants to find a blue eyed, platinum dude to increase her odds of her precious "towhead" that she's obsessed with. The fact that she is that obsessed with her imagined child's appearance is already a huge waving red flag.
No. 911497
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lol she posted like, 10 desperate selfies
No. 911518
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>>911506This shit is so embarrassing, not even OF, it's myspace meets will suck your dick for $10
No. 912393
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>>908303>>908302So she's been in FL in the last 2 months because of that?
>>911910My exact thoughts, those pictures reeked of SW
No. 912523
>>912512It was the same, she just needs the attention. I am confused why a 30 year old would go back to her parent's house in another state because of a hand cut.
I get it, I love my ma, but I have a job and 3 months of rent due, I can't just fuck off to another state for 3 months
No. 913350
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How many times has she been sexually assaulted jfc
No. 913375
>>913350She mentioned this in a video, but only the nipple twisting part, the "grabbed by the pussy" is new.
It grabbed my attention because how tf is she such an easy target for cults.
No. 913376
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> be in a bad teen relationship
> +10 years go by
> your ex posts your face online because she can't let go of her glory days
No. 913377
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>>913376This post has a ton of iFunny style voicemails from guys she banged looking to "catch up"
So, she lives off SA experiences, '07/'08 exes and fuckboy voicemails
No. 913467
>>913445she was in FL for a while
>>912393so probably got it from their hoarding because they can't let go of the glory days
>>913377Lmao #7 "you like good dick and have positive coping mechanisms"
this thread is her riding homeless dick and having bad coping mechanisms
No. 914048
File: 1683304511592.webm (16.41 MB, 480x852, Untitled.webm)
Kiki was live on Instagram. The video is 1 hour long, but I hope you enjoy this low quality clip. Kiki talks about living in LA. She has a cat which she can't show on camera because celebrities don't show their kids.
>moving to LA was difficult. The living cost, the stalkers…
>unable to make friends
>works monday to friday.
>is being groomed to do Sex work.
>is getting mansplained about OF by crypto bros
Why does she have to make weird noises? What is her job?
No. 914052
File: 1683306970093.webm (19.73 MB, 480x852, Keek.webm)
Someone asks Kiki if she still DJs. She tells about traumatizing experience she had in Japan. This woman is emotionally damaged. Her hair is damaged too.
No. 914053
>>914048Sounds like Kaka is a waitress or something again. No way she has a regular desk job.
Also wow she and Kota are like legit balding more than ever. Truly hair deficient.
No. 914097
>>914048she probably meant lolcow in "stalkers" lol
her dates saying she'd make a killing on OF, does she realize how hard it is on OF for those hoes? she sounds like she thinks she'd make good money
>>914052so,
> can't DJ> bombs it in japan> professional radio men in business suits take her to dinner, one of them asks to sleep with her and then gets on his knees, drunkenly apologizingsure, keeks
couldn't look away from her hair, how did she fry it so bad when her hair was on the lighter side
No. 914110
>>914097I don't think she meant farmers when she mentioned the stalkers. She is paranoid as fuck. The live starts with her being scared because she thinks some bad man is outside her door. She believes everyone who recognizes her irl from the stickam videos wants to fight her. She mentions panic attacks and anxiety. She says she doesn't want to be famous again. Why live in LA then?
She had a hairdresser bleach her eyebrows too. The hairdresser was against it, but Kiki insisted. The result was so bad she couldn't even post pics online.
No. 914111
File: 1683375267851.webm (16.92 MB, 480x852, Kiki.webm)
Kiki talks about getting recognized by some hot guy at a grocery store.
No. 914113
>>914102she probably looked hot with bleached brows
>>914111desperate and weird she'd fight him while thirsting over the guy
she mentioned driving 3 hours for a guy that got mad she didn't think he had adhd (
>>890509 ?) and followed up with "if you're watching this call me" lol
No. 914137
>>913363How can you browse lolcow and not know that HPD cows like Keeks lie about being raped and assaulted for attention constantly?
Poor Kiki can’t even leave the house without being raped.
No. 914322
>>914317She's probably on disability.
It's honestly really difficult to get on disability tbqh.
They don't just let anyone come along and get a government cash grab-so I don't want to read any of that leeching off the system bullshit, okay.
No. 914338
>>914329You know what, anon.
Shut the fuck up.
I hope you say something unsavory to someone today and they slap you across the face irl.
Get a life, asshole.
No. 914345
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Does another picture of Kathy Ostrenga exist? I swear both keekz and kootz only post this one 30 year old side profile pic of her for every occasion. Such weirdos.
No. 914347
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>>914343I've known disabled people that would only get disability if they stayed below the poverty line, it'd be impossible to survive in LA on disability.
>>914345It's the only Cathy pic where she looks good/sane. The only other pic of her around is with weird dreads to take 13 yo kiki to a rave* with their grandma, from here
>>900637Pic related*
No. 914363
>>914343Kaka bragged about getting checks and didn't the Ostrengas already have tardbux locked down because of one of their siblings? They totally know how to work the system. They're absolute grifters and would do anything for a quick buck.
>>914345It's their only normalfag looking pic of her, and they don't want to show how she currently looks in this century.
No. 914409
File: 1684247238794.webm (8.35 MB, 500x886, Kiki.webm)
>>914367Yes. Let's archive that part too. Kiki also tells why she has a thing for surfer dudes.
No. 914431
>>914409he got mad for the stupidest reason and made HER leave lmao he didn't want her coochie and keeks didn't realize that
> "Liking surfer dudes got imprinted on me when I was 14"So, it's official she was only chasing japanese dick in hopes of a visa?
No. 914567
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I'm not sure if I understand what she is trying to say with this word salad, but it seems like Kiki has been searching for love in the wrong places.
No. 914659
File: 1684785517721.webm (1.15 MB, 646x1148, Oh no cringe.webm)
>>914648Speaking of acting 13. Do you want to cringe?
No. 914683
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>>890025why does she have such hairy arms? isn’t she a ~natural blonde~
No. 914687
>>914659I'm shuddering in secondhand embarrassment, my god
>>914683She's a "used to be blonde as a child" blonde, you can tell by the bleach fried hair
No. 914708
>>914567It’s genuinely scary how often she gets dumped and ghosted tbh. I’ve never seen it before to such a degree. And it’s even more embarrassing that she puts it on blast all the time.
It’s like guys can’t stand to be around her for more than a couple days (not that I can blame them) I think I said this before but I genuinely wonder if she stinks irl or something. But more likely it’s just because she’s the most annoying person on the planet. You’d think at least
some chump would be willing to put up with all her shit, but her pussy game sucks and she can’t retain even shit tier moids interest. She’s had dozens and dozens of two day boyfriends and they
always disappear on her. Bleak.
No. 914887
>>914886Even 500lb landwhales have men thirsting in their comments and writing shit like ‘Hnnnng step on me mommy fertility goddess you are my Ishtar’
Scrotes being thirsty is not a compliment, they will get horny from a 20 pixel closeup of a woman’s ankle
No. 914929
>>914864Looks like she traded in her addiction to attention from general social media to addiction to attention from men on hinge.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if she actually was telling the truth about being assaulted so much because she seems to be open to any man that gives her attention which is pretty dangerous. Yet she was always so paranoid about random people on the internet coming after her.
No. 915036
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>>914996Well, she's a """writer""" now (pic related), maybe she'll pitch a pity party article of her own
No. 915148
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No. 915174
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Brace yourselves
No. 915175
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>>915174From yes to of course, how likely is it she wrote it herself
No. 915179
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No. 915180
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>>915179I wonder who are the "respected" men who date Kiki
No. 915185
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>>915180lmao you're not intriguing kiki
Remember she exposed some hobo that gave her shit for being vegan? This is probably Dakota helping her make up scenarios.
No. 915291
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Kiki has new bf?
No. 915296
>>915291Likely, she always does
The meme is about her dating guys born after 1997, they don't know about her internet """lore"""
No. 915320
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No. 915412
>>915378Plus, i never heard of people saying "huh you're a mix of x, y, z…" Especially men. Like, nobody but Kiki talks like that.
She used to this all the time on twitter ("i was told I look like XYZ anime girl, and a final fantasy character, and a dominatrix together!")
No. 915772
File: 1687108310540.webm (3.1 MB, 576x1024, tiktokdownload.online_16871069…)
Hope she stays on TikTok. It's the perfect brain rot social media for her
No. 915780
>>915765> she probably knows she’s too mentally ill for childrenremember how eager she said she was to be a "single mom with a full time job and student" before her ex (according to her) forced her to have an abortion?
there's zero self-awareness, she then made up a what-if scenario where her ex comes back with a manipulative gf to take the kid away
she lives life longing for the next time she's the
victim No. 915796
>>915776Blows my mind that a 30 year old has still yet to discover true confidence and self-worth. So she keeps being a nice kiss-ass to people for no reason and being chronically frustrated that they don't return it? When people do that it means they are the ones that are so devastated all the time from being hurt so they try make up for it. If we can even believe that she's actually like this. But maybe. Since she's constantly a
victim.
(sage your shit) No. 915813
>>915780>>915797She got the bangs, she got the bleach, she got the edgy makeup…And she still looks goofy.
>>915796She's spewing social media therapy talk with cheap ""'feminism'"" talking points dusted in an attempt at humor ("it's a triFUCta! They're running train on your nice girl ass!")
No. 915969
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No. 916023
>>915969bro imagine spending the time sending this shit to yourself, screenshotting it, compiling it into a story, and
actually posting it. now imagine you’re still doing this at age 30+
No. 916218
>>916023Imagine finally moving to LA after dreaming about it since you were a kid just to end up doing
less than you did from your bedroom in bumfuck, Florida.
No. 916468
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Kiki's insta story. Why is she hanging out in some dude's car in front of this store? Her sense of humor is giving me brain damage.
No. 916576
>>916468Her sense of humor is so fuckin retarded
>>916479Yes, Kiki's definitely 30
No. 916848
>>916782She looks the same as she did when she tried being a beauty guru BUT when we had the FL Walmart pictures, she looked kinda rough.
Maybe not being in FL + not working is the true recipe
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ok grandma let's get you to bed
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forgot to post this the other day. She's so fucked up and her new obsession with getting pregnant is disturbing. She doesn't even care who impregnates her.
No. 917449
>>917423She probably thought she didn't have to resort to that yet bc she was so blonde and exotic that she expected JP men to keep falling all over her.
Remember, she had to settle for Taku because she burned through any decent connections she could've made through Kota- she fucked Fangophilia who is good friends with many big name Japanese and Western celebrities like Marilyn Manson. Kooter's dad also had ties to New Lex Tokyo and Taka Masuda the owner since she moved there, and Masuda knows everyone & makes a point to post on his IG with random, young white models who are randomly in Japan.
TBH I think the only thing Kooter ever really accomplished by going to Japan was making it easier for white girls to lie and screw their way over there via social media filters and random selfies with notable people.
No. 917566
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Don't go there Kiki! Honey badger is a political symbol.
No. 917666
>>917517Taku wasn't her ticket to Japan, she met him in Japan while enrolled in a language school and sneaking around with Kota. Taku was her last attempt to cling to a JP guy after Fangophilia and a couple of other guys she scared off by being a cringetard. She made up the story of Taku going to Disney with her bc that's when she had to leave Japan and had been dumped by him at that point. She had "Kiki-nyan" and "taku-nyan" printed on their Disney pass bracelets but never once showed pics of him after leaving Japan. I think her parents took her to Disney and helped her get the bracelets to make her feel better about being the only white girl to fuck her way
out of Japan just by being terminally dysfunctional.
No. 917701
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Yass Kiki! Make the fit vids. Show the haters who is the scene queen.
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Kiki just never learns. Posts a guy's bedroom on her IG. What is wrong with her?
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>>918332I wasn't sure if it was an actual bedroom photo she took but there's no watermark from somewhere else and picrel immediately followed it.
No. 918572
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Kiki's instastories.
>>918559She mentioned "tech bros" on her instalive. Couldn't she date one of them?
No. 918617
>>918559Her self worth has always been tied to guys wanting her. She had her dad taking underwear pics of her at 13. She probably values having
any guy into her bc in her twisted pickme mind it's still better than being a single old maid.
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>>918333It's over already? Can't say I'm surprised though. Maybe she'll find someone new next month.
No. 918643
>>918640california surfer/skater dudes are the biggest shitheads ever. i don’t feel bad for her regardless. she’s better off going back to florida and marrying some homeless bum begging for change on the interstate near an abandoned strip mall. it’s funny that she wanted an asian kid, and now she’s in her “aryan nazi” phase and wants some dumb towhead to give her a blonde kid.
way to show your internalized racism, kooks
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>>918572samefagging but i think she should let go of the extreme bleaching. early onset balding at 32.
No. 918660
>>918645Nah she was balding before she started bleaching it
>>918643I really wanna know what happened for her to make an U turn on her yellow fever phase
No. 918815
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This might be the same guy as
>>918333 I'm not sure what's going on here. Looks like a basement. The guy has many knives. Kiki proceeds to show her groceries on the next video.
No. 918865
>>918815LMAO he does not give a single fuck about her. Pretty sure it's the same guy.
Looks like a high school junior growing out his hair lol
No. 919220
>>918815Sounds like it's outside on a concrete patio, they're splitting kindling to make a fire. Backyard camping. He also is obviously not that into her, lol. Kiki strikes me as the type to spam a guy with messages until he agrees to hang out or blocks her for being annoying. All she knows how to do without someone else around to spaz at is take selfies and post on IG.
Also this dude seems younger than her.
No. 919471
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>>918865Either he is not into her or he doesn't want to be on Kiki's videos.
>This is how we fight. No. 919474
File: 1694903024608.webm (9.49 MB, 720x1280, Peace2.webm)
>>919472>Another peace offering. The guy is giving her pieces of fruits. Her standards must be really low.
No. 919515
>>919471>>919474She annoys this guy so much lmfao, good thing she's the easiest lay in America. Notice how hesitant she was to admit she was recording & almost pit her phone down, as he started asking why she needs tonrecord everything. I think we see why Kiki can't keep a man, she wants to show him off too badly & they get sick of everything being recorded.
Also does Kiki eat anything other than fruit&sugar? No wonder she always looks sick, that's the diet that gave Steve Jobs pancreatic cancer lmao
No. 919516
>>919510Oh she posted a video cooking with honey way long ago, it's special honey that doesn't harm bees so she gets a pass.
>>919474Literally feeding her scraps
>>919515He sounds so done with her lol plus her recordings are just random.
I don't think she eats anything but matcha , fruit and almond milk.
No. 919525
>>919471this 30-something woman will never have anything to “show off” other than whichever high schooler she’s raw dogging this month. really embarrassing
>>919516no such thing as vegan honey, Kiki
No. 919528
>>919525Lmao she took the video down but it was when she was with the mustache Asian guy. She showed an "organic ethically made" whatever honey.
Like, sure. You might as well eat organic eggs from ethically bred chicken lol
>>91952Dude i can't stomach the gratuitous animal cruelty in her stories when she posts it. Her hard drive is probably full of this shit.
No. 919577
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>>919528Is she lurking? Kek
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Happy birthday, Kiki!
No. 919854
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>domesticating himDoes she mean she is trying to make the dude get used to being filmed and posted online without asking consent?
Militant vegan Kiki eating blueberries and strawberries with honey again. But don't worry guys. It's probably happy bee honey like
>>919577 No. 919931
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From Kiki's insta stories. What do y'all think? Is it a match made in heaven?
No. 920262
>>919854She means grooming him. And she even fails at that because I think he already ran away. She started posting those
victim quotes about her love being to much and guys pretending to like a gurl just to smash
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Kiki found out about Britney's abortion and made it about her. Surprised?
No. 921359
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Kiki's boyfriend spits juice(?) on her. Such fun! Seriously, what is that and what is the guy carrying? Are they trick or treating?
No. 922042
>>921359That is the long haired blond bully from Hocus Pocus. No one survives Hollywood…
On that note doesnt la have the highest concentration of serial killers? Cant fucking imagine the police do anything especially in skid row/homeless areas. How is she existing in such a high risk place? Why in that city instead of another west coast town where the "jizz isn't rancid and radioactive" or whatever dry heave inducing adjectives she chose for her semen consumption as the high vibrational indigo child she is.
No. 922158
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NO. There aren't """chemicals""" that make you bleed more.
Tampons MAY block some menstrual flow, which COULD extend the duration of bleeding. this same dumbass reel said tampons make cramps worse, which is a blatant lie.
I swear, kiki will believe vaccines gave her brother autism if someone says it on IG.
No. 922297
>>922158She worries about tampons but not the rankest diseased wieners in the most sensitive and receptive parts of her body.
Most tampons really do have an alarming amount of chemicals, reactions like excessive bleeding or really anything else would make sense and be different for everyone, we are not designed to accommodate that manmade product. There's a famous model who had to get both legs amputated because of a reaction to a popular tampon brand, she's an outspoken advocate now and you would think more people would start caring after seeing the damages. The only thing I like/tolerate about Kiki is her refusal to feel shame about having a period. Idk go off it's normal.
No. 922477
>>922297Lauren Wasser? I thought
toxic shock syndrome was from leaving the tampon in too long and forgetting it was in there, not from the chemicals in the tampon itself…
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>>922477she didn't leave the tampon in too long, though, until her body completely collapsed. She was changing it while showing symptoms of TSS. Synthetic materials can greatly increase your odds of getting TSS, especially if you are a natural carrier of staph (20% of people are). The tampon industry somehow got away with blaming "high-absorbency" tampons and women instead of the substances used in their tampons. Most women don't know that using 100% cotton tampons is much safer because we assume it's caused by leaving a tampon in too long (i.e., the woman's fault) instead of materials that act as a petri dish for staph (i.e., the manufacturer's fault).
I've never read that synthetics make you bleed more, so that part sounds unfounded to me.
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Separate post for milk. Kiki posted a series of photos showing off her bruised and stitched-up hand (picrel spoilered for gross stitches). She doesn't appear to be wearing a top (she's covering herself with her arms as usual though).
Does she think this is cool? In usual Kiki fashion, she doesn't say what happened. I know it's not self-harm, but the way she is so eager to show IG her battered hand reminds me of people on tumblr showing off their cuts back in the day.
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>>922488She updated her pfp too lol
No. 922496
>>922488You have to wonder why she felt the need to repost this
>>908302 without any further context?
No. 922521
>>922488Of all the things she could tbt she chose this one. Why does she want to relive the worst moments of her life? Aren't pics like this against insta's community guidelines?
She truly loves gore.
No. 922538
>>922488She's obsessed with that cut on her hand. She's reposted it with no context for what feels like years.
>>922494Their family is so dysfunctional. They're never going to get it together despite their best phony pretending from time to time.
It's actually scary to think about the psychotic shit that must go on behind their closed doors. Absolute psychopaths
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lol the stripes
No. 922679
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>>922494They're still feeding each other's delusions somewhere else. yes kiki, you have strong Mia Goth (an actual actress with a button nose and roundish face) vibes.
(sage) No. 923368
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I hope you enjoy this collage of Kiki's latest insta post.
"nymphy edge lord circa 2004"
I love how someone is wishing her happy birthday in the comments.
