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Onion and his smug spaceprince continue on their path towards destitution only managing to get by for the time being on their ~true~ fans' bux donations on younow and patreon.
- Onion and Plainey recently put out a video of Plainey taking an online bdsm quiz confirming they are boring and into degrading plainey both in and outside the bedroom.
- Plainey continues making horrible amalgamations out of semi-current slang and memes trying to relate to her army of agender teen girls
- Onion continues to sperg on twitter about subjects like the IRS investigation, youtube censorship and weed etc.
- Onion keeps making videos about his dying youtube channels and claiming last videos for this and that channel
- Onion decided to try to rebranch himself as "Onichan" and made a new channel where he started posting more videos with
him running around in his underwear or humping inanimate objects and showing off his crazy self.
- Trinity speculations:
- Vix a patron onion was interested seems to be gone for good except for having made one cameo typing a sad face emoji Onion's discord server while he was streaming on younow
- "Gingerbeckgirl" might be the Greases' consolation prize after Vix went MIA and is speculated to be visiting the mcmansion from August 6th to August 15th?
last thread: >>>/pt/415476
nothing against you op (thanks for making the new thread!) but just wanted to stop something before it potentially starts (or rather, stop a whole lot of nothingness):> speculated
nahhh just some fake pics of chats without any context or names. nothing to see here on that front!
unless something happens, can we continue applying the same treatment to onion's asskissers that we have in the past? i get the feeling most anons didn't believe the "screenshots" posted either, but i wanted to post a reminder just in case. (last thread deemed the "conversation screenshots" fake as hell.)
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Meanwhile in relevant news:
Onion continues to get buttfucked by IRS
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Enjoy that delicious shadenfreude, farmers
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LMAO who buys this shit??
Is he stupider than we thought or is he just trying to convince his gullible fans that you're not supposed to keep records when you run a business
(also just because you're eating with another youtuber it doesn't mean it's a business meal) >>419992
If he doesn't care about money why did he bullshit on his taxes lol
>>419990>business meals>location, amount paid, name of person, topic of business
Greg's kitchen, whatever "vegenaise" costs these days, Billie, and sukk mi. Sorry Grease, no tax break on this one.
Don't tell me he claimed driving to and from his second house as a business travel expensive.>>419992>the more I get views for my videos on killing people, the more chances I have to meet young impressionable teenage girls telling me how my murder fantasies made their lives better
>>419990>They want blood
Like… How you want blood every time someone mourns a dead celebrity? How you refuse to listen to anyone without True Fax?
It's so funny that he's complaining this hard about the IRS LITERALLY asking him to provide facts and evidence. That should be Grease's only strength. What happened to being the truth champion, obeying authority and all that?
Well he does have all the traits.
>narcissist >wrote school shooter books>makes death/killing videos>abusive to pets>had his own religion>tried to form a cult from said religion>controls women in his life
Dude's either going to turn to trying to make a proper religious cult where he's god or he's going to murder his family when he realizes he's washed up and blames them for it.
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mmmmhmmm the smell off fresh onions in the morning
Funny how he can't handle not being rich anymore when a couple weeks ago he tweeted some shit about a man being happy in life without having a lot of money or some fake shit like that. I'd pull it up but I'm blocked. It was worded something like "a man can truely be happy spending $1000 a month instead of $10,000".
He's such a textbook narcissist. Oh no! Life has no meaning without fame and fortune!
>guess his kids aren't much motivation for him to live
Did this fucker really write off his every engagement with another YouTuber as business expense? then again we are talking about the same person who wrote off their divorce as one too so.
It's people like him that are the reason the IRS do audits…
He claimed fast food bills on his taxes ?
Did he actually even pay for their meals ? and is claiming shit he didn't even pay for ? I mean I'd raise a brow too if I was looking at someones 7.99$ short stack of pancakes at Denny's bill on a tax form too.
Soo,like, Lainey is a Youtuber to… Does he claim every single fast food receipt with her ? and documents that as "working/collabing" expenses ?
What doesn't this dingle puss claim ?
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I can't help but wonder if "anon" with the shoddy screencaps from the previous thread is actually onto something. Saged for tinfoil.
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And guess who got bleached recently? He probably hoped Plainey would go bald from it.
I pop in and out of these threads as not much is happening with Gergles. Apart from some neat milk this is the most boring relationship he's ever
been in and I'm genuinely surprised they're still together. >>420044
I don't think he's going to kill anyone, but it's time for some snapping.
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Looks like your suspicion was confirmed anon like pic related shows>>420114
lmao it would be fun if she actually posted it herself to get that extra attention but i dont really know why she would go to so much trouble when onion claims she's "just visiting for collab reasons"
Bet you he claimed that shaving cream on his 2017 taxes. Never learn Onion boy.
Btw.. which one is him ? They both look like him..
notice how he didn't even allow TomatoBisquette to come to his real house, but lets GingerBeck come, record a video with him (probably without the $1000 fine), and livestreams with him.
Tooootally not because she's a moderately attractive woman..
and he already found a way to legitimise being around her in ~just her undies~ too!
suk mi when?
What if it was Onion that posted it ? Only person I could think of that would want to keep tabs on Lainey that much is Grease.
He'll probably try to claim the flight, food etc too since he'd added 'to help me make videos'to the post
He's an idiot
Someone please record this!
Also, Lainey has been emo on snapchat so maybe this is what it's all about. Man, this milk is kind of good. How old is Becks?
It was obviously her, some discord people, or onion self-posting to make people care. I doubt theres actually a keylogger, and all they show is that shit and lameo talking about crash bandicoot.
Lol onion is desperate as fuck to have any girl around thats not lameo.
I'd guess lainey tbh. It seems like greg has told them all to keep quiet about it outside of patreon/discord which is why she'd have to post directly here to get it noticed.
If there was actually a keylogger they would have posted more than some chat about video games.
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Thanks Onision. You are truly a life-saver. Your advice has helped me so much now I'm dying of untreated cancer <3
Of all things, business meals are a halfway plausible thing to write off, provided you keep the VAT receipt which I'm 99% Onion-san did not fucking bother to do
Still keking hard at writing off divorce though, stay gold, I can't wait for the full narc breakdown to be plastered all over the Internet. What a time to be alive.
Keylogger doubtful but leaked screens, maybe not so doubtful, now. I'm going to tinfoil that a) they're real and b) Sarah leaked them, just because.
That feel when Greg flies in some rando from a discord chat to break up the monotony of Plain. Can you imagine the depths of despair in Plain's heart? Can you imagine paying to see Greg do anything? Is Vix having sleepless nights over her lost love, hence the single solitary tear emoji? Did he try to write this flight off, even if Bex paid for the ticket? When will the IRS take absolutely everything that's not nailed down?
Plain's snaps reveal her to be as basic as we always knew she was, news at eleven. (But keep on posting them!)
Great. Thanks, Onion. Let's knock medical error off of the chart by making treatable illnesses the top one hundred causes of death.
That infection you could cure with antiobiotics? let it kill you! Your kid has asthma? haha who needs to breathe nowadays? That surgery you need desperately? Go vegan instead! Have an unidentified illness? Forgo all medical tests and just walk out into the wilderness to die!
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He actually might have fractured his arm but won't visit doctors and that's why he started anti-doctor tirade on Twatter
it's interesting there now is one piece of evidence to go off of. we'll see what comes from this. now i actually have a shred of hope for milk. but yeah, her public bragging in the discord and on twitter does make me think those "screencaps" were still VERY much fabricated, especially considering the various things posted last thread describing graphical issues with them. they were def fake, but based on.. suspicion or intent to inspire suspicion.
tinfoil: another anon suggested maybe lainey posted the fake pics, which made me think maybe lainey made sarah post them. after all, lainey had sarah edit a photo of her with a censor bar.>>420147
the fuck is this a pic of? she really sucks with words. also lol @ her calling herself a bitch. ISNT THAT A BIT MISGENDERING HMMM? peep that dysphoria!
god she's pathetic.
the fact they reveal little and stay together because of "the haters" just makes them boring and miserable. yeah dry threads are tedious but it's better than actually living their life.
boring tinfoil: maybe she's whining about the irs shit? but afaik she hasn't really said anything about it before (which is honestly extremely weird).>>420154
there are still issues with the screencaps' legitimacy besides the explanation (or lack thereof). i still don't believe them. there are many missing aspects and graphical problems in those pics.
Divorce is only happening when onion initiates it. And he will only initiate it if lameo doesn't let him constantly cheat on her with whoever he wants under the "poly" bullshit, or he gets a new girl who will commit to him who tells him to leave lameo for her.
Lameo basically said she loves being treated like shit, so have fun lameo! Wasn't she supposed to go to NM sometime and meet the ash girl? lol.
I think what you said is right, anon. All it will take is for the chick to tell Greg to ditch Lainey. Billie was not that person, but you know there's someone out there who's ready and willing. That'll be the end, no way could Greg's ego not fall for a teen alt girl who tells him he's everything she ever wanted if only Lainey was out of the picture. Divorce initiated.
Or, he might hire a hitman. He's never paying alimony again, guaranteed. What's he going to do about that child support, is the question.
Greg and Bex look so happy, riding around practically naked together, bodies covered in Skintimate shave cream!
Poor, poor Plain.
as long as lainey puts up with him flying other girls in he's not going to leave, otherwise he'll have alimony and child support to pay
Considering the IRS situation and his failing career and can't see him being willing to do that
Okay I whole heartedly take back what I said in >>420097
because I severely underestimated Grease being stupid enough to be under IRS scrutiny and still fly a girl out as a business expensive, strip down nearly naked with them, and then use dumb videos as an excuse to cuck Plainey. I'm just baffled right now.
Reposting my mirror + transcript of Lainey's latest video because it was near the end of the thread and shit's getting real.
Vid related, transcript here:>>>/pt/419739
TL;DR Lainey and Greg answer a detailed BDSM quiz, left out a lof of questions (compared to the link above), went in all kinky and came out looking like a middle-aged couple who spices things up by bringing home furry handcuffs or a dildo every other year. Lainey mentions her (lack of) gender again but only brings up women as a preferred gender, no mention of non-cisgender people. Bad SJW form, Lainey. Bad form. Lainey is all over the idea of being poly with other girls but says it's degrading to join a het couple.
Probably the ugly manchick who flew to meet gerg. She looks giant on that bike compared to onion and her belly is pudging. All the prettier girls bailed on onion, and that's the only one he could get. LOL.
Also that song someone posted in the last thread, if that was for real, this girl is just as autistic as lameo.
>>420181>>420183>uses lameo's favorite band to make a song about her crush on her>"i'm so gay for you lainnn">clearly wants onion's micropenis and is pretending to like lameo.
This is horrendously cringey. Also is lameo not embarrassed that onion always talks to these girls and tells them to confess their love to lameo so he can fly them over? It's like how he kept telling billie to buy lainey presents and apologize to her and shit. lmao.https://soundcloud.com/rebecca-guertin-281113698/a-like-song-for-lainey-1>>420184
Lameo was the ugly rebound from shiloh that he ended up marrying, but now his pick of girls is getting even uglier and worse.
Lmao how pathetic. This chick is so eager to slide into Vix's spot like the desperate replacement she is.
It's clear now Greg wanted Vix to dump her bf and come fuck him but she lost her nerve at the last second. The sad face was probably in response to being replaced so fast.
Lol these idiot girls. Greg just wants someone he can stick his dick into that isn't Lainey. I hope they know they will never become Ms. Onision because he is not going to divorce lainey and pay 5 years of more alimony plus child support x2 for 18 years.
This is the order of things: Lainey is staying his wife for financial and narcissistic reasons but has to share his dick with other girls. Other girls get money and Grease dick, but will never be his wife, just a cum rag for him with tiny fringe benefits *while supplies last.
I hope all involved recognize this. Because onion sure does.
I hope one of them becomes ms onion, so lameo moves the fuck on and takes her kids away, and the new girl gets sorely disappointed and cheated on by gerg.
This girl looks like an ugly autist nerd that little 12 year old gamer boys would think is hot as fuck, so it grew her ego. Billie was cuter than lameo, but idk if lameo has to be worried about this girl replacing her. I love how lameo has crushes on millions of girls, but only the ones who obsess over gerg and show an interest in fucking him get flown over.
Its funny how Lainey is never included in his "collabs" even though she's become a YouTuber in her own right. She could have been part of the shaving cream video, riding the 4 wheeler with him instead of Vix #2. Their shippers would love that. Oh right, because its not a legit collab, he has a new gf and Lainey is pouting in her room like last time.
Funny how these trinitys work. Seems to be a whole lot of Greg hanging out and fucking someone else while Lainey tends the kids or sadly tweets at the house.
How many videos did she make with Billie on her channel? How many videos on onions channel included her and werent just Billie and onion? The numbers dont lie, Lainey.
Its happening again, just like last time and onion didnt even consult Lainey at all, lmao
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It's getting real, you guys,,
so whats the explanation for these screenshots that are from lameo's pov?
Right now it just seems like drama orchestrated by the onions. He seemed to know where the screenshot came from. He said "they are talking about your drama! That's why you don't tell anyone anything" or some shit. So it sounds like one of them "leaked" it to someone (who is friends with them) who "leaked" it here. Sounds on purpose or they would be upset about someone is in their phones getting info.
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Wow, I knew he wasn't smart but between this and "what do you mean the IRS wants receipts?!" I'm wondering if his mum smoked pot when he was in utero.
Gazorpazorp, you know medical error doesn't happen to healthy people just getting a check up? A lot of that is misdiagnosis or lack of diagnosis leading to improper treatment or no treatment at all. A lot of those people would be dead anyway if they avoided the doctor.
Yeah I believe she said she was only going to have online relationships from now on. I mean, even ignoring the Billie shit, its so fucked up for a husband to buy a plane ticket for some girl be barely knows and invite her to the house he shares with his wife and small children without even asking or bringing it up to her at all.
He planned out all this shit with vix #2: doing a collab, buying a plane ticket, arranging for pickup etc, and Lainey was not involved at all. I thought she read his texts and shit?
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let us all give thanks for our milk this day, and the days to come.
Apparently she doesn't read them closely enough!
SUCH EXTREME, VERY MILK
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she doesn't look like greg's type at all. i don't see why he would bother. then again, vix was ugly too, maybe onision is getting older and has harder time getting the teen girls now. maybe after billie his ego got hurt and now he's going to try with girls who aren't so attractive. since, as he said on one of his twitter rants, "she was so beautiful… but so evil! fuck you billie. u were still a 10 though". maybe he thinks that a 5 won't be so dangerous?
also, what the fuck is this >>420186 >>420198
is this bitch the "i'm basic as fuck" version of Shiloh or what? at least Shiloh had catchy songs. this girl is boring. and she seems full of herself.
It's shitty of gerg, but can't feel bad for lameo. She keeps embracing the poly thing, saying she wants a girlfriend, etc and egging it on. On one younow awhile ago someone asked if she got a girlfriend would she be shared with gerg, and she said "depends" and maybe, so she keeps that door open to let gerg do what he wants. She only blamed billie and said its all her fault, when everyone said gerg is going to do this with other girls too.
If she didn't want a poly relationship, why keep insisting you are poly and asking for a girlfriend? She thinks shes gonna get her cake and eat it too. Have emotional needs met with girlfriend, and financial needs met with onion. She still cant get it through her head that the poly thing isn't about her happiness. It's about gerg getting to cheat on her and his happiness. >>420251
He had to hurry up and get a replacement for vix to fix his bruised ego. Billie was wayy too pretty for him. Idk why he fucked that up over weed. Lameo really screwed him over hahaha. His choice of girls is autists now, and all the pretty girls want to date lameo but not him.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, she takes her cues from him. Most of her learned behavior is all him.
Why wouldn't she leak them? I don't even see this as tinfoil. She's massively hurt, she has zero recourse to do anything about it, ffs Greg will just fuck Bex in front of her and laugh.
In this case I think it's a stretch to say she didn't leak them, whether for drama/money on her own younow or because she's fucking well pissed.
I don't think anyone here feels bad for Plainey, but I do want her to feel bad for herself.
unhappy Lainey means more drama for Gurgles. We should all do our best to encourage her self pity.
Remember when Lainey said in her "My side of the story"-video that she was upset Billie was in his videos, because she wasn't ready for that yet?
And now this Becks girl is already all over his streams and vids? HMMMM.
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>>420258I told y'all. I got more coming
Clearly the face of a girl who's loving the sweaty micro D. How does he manage it?
I'm almost desperate to hear the love bombing he uses to get them to fall for him. You know it's basic as hell.
You know that shit only works on damaged goods.
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If they're fake, they fit the situation extremely well. To a t.
It doesn't even matter at this point. The cycle has begun anew.
lol i do what i want with them. i might contact admin.>>420287
naw they already were confirmed by his admin/mod team on discord as not fake. that's why he left the stream after lainey texted him sth relating to them. she's pretty upset at him it seems, tbh in general he's an ass to her.
Okay, idgaf what anyone says. Lainey leaked those caps. Maybe she's growing a backbone.
I think he's going outside of his usual "type" because he's gotten nervous that those girls are all catfishing to get dirt. >>420255
Plainey keeps insisting she's poly and wants a girlfriend because what she really wants is attention. Gurg's obviously not giving her enough so she wants someone who will fawn all over her and it's going to have to be online only because any girl she tries to bring home her husband tries to stick his dick in. If they're a lesbian who isn't cool with that he tries to say they're sexually dysfunctional.
yeah if you check through Lainey's likes on Twitter you can clearly see she has a specific type.
Androgynous agender masculine queer girls. Beck is not her type whatsoever. Greg on the other hand, although Bex is aesthetically uggo- she is still short white young and nerdy. All good to go for Gregma.
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She confirmed how long she's staying. So the screenshots are fake but the conversation is real?
>mfw what to believe anymore
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Sorry I doubted you, screenshot-anon.
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adding for context + more proof
lol yes it was hackers that did it
Lainey needs curtains and a dog
No, she isn't a mod on her discord. The only person who is?
Really unlikely. If someone managed to do it, why would they only take those messages?
She either posted the screenshots here herself or they were posted by someone she sent them too
Oh my god. Vix?
Best. Thing. Ever.
well shit. didn't expect the caps to be real farmers.>>420328
i think the most likely situation is that lainey took caps of stuff, sent it to someone, and that someone leaked it. i can't imagine someone hacking lainey's phone and spilling more milk, like fights with greg etc etc
It can't be a hacker. If it's a hacker and this is all of the milk there is, their life's even more boring than I thought.>>420332
I agree, anon.
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You are correct, it was leaked.
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Lainey apparently just left her in there and she had to text grease for a plunger.
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Onion sure knows how to pick a winner doesn't he? She's like a Beverly Hillbilly in the city for the first time.
Lainey fucking depresses me. After all that happened with Billie, her husband brings a girl home without telling her and she does nothing? The girl even feels comfortable enough suggesting she's a surprise gift and telling people about her clogging the toilet so doormat clearly has said nothing. Tell her to go home and dump Grease, Lainey! Jesus Christ, what a doormat.
The only reason she still has the gargoyle is because BILLIE SAID NO. He was ready to fuck off and ditch Lainey. Fingers crossed that the new desperate cow also says no or Lainey is fucked.
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Soon as I loaded.
Quoting what laineybot said "Or maybe people could just idk not shar my texts
You could interpret that as her saying that Bex screen capped and leaked the text Lainey and Bex had. Not that Lainey sent a screen cap of the text to someone else and that someone else leaked it
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She ended up using her hands….Fucking disgusting.
Someone get a picture of gingerbeck and put shitters clogged over it. For the love of god.
Lainey on younow so far:
Not having a good day
Not going to talk about it and rolls eyes
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>Any advice on getting over someone?
Nope. I have no advice.
>Your hair is fading!
I'm getting it dyed tomorrow! I'll film it!
And people are repeatedly asking if Beck is still in the toilet.
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whoever did this…lmao
'is onision talking badly about me i would love to know'
she's shaving her head
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you guys are killing me
Yes, you can, for offensive content. Just mention minors are in the channel and the broadcaster is legit threatening suicide.
Also seriously someone should call the police to do a wellness check, I would but I cant find his goddamn address
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She is just fuming. Absolutely fucking as enraged as a doormat can be.
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Her emo patreons are freaking out, lol.
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This was her face, a majority of the stream. Mega pissed off. I'm dying laughing.
Why the hell is she using wipes in the toilet, why are the wipes slightly red…
You NEVER use wipes in a toilet!
I was referring to the wipes being red. It's white bags with some kind of red logo on them.
Ofc she used baby wipes, the entire mansion does. Their toilets are filthy and prob overrun with wipes.
So Bex is like some kind of dumb farm animal. Good to know.
I can't believe how amazing today has been. One cow shits in another cow's toilet and breaks it, a third cow threatens suicide, good fucking times.
yeah although greg acts like an immature poop-humor child himself he clearly prefers his women to be clean, feminine and ladylike.
Clogged-Toilet-Girl posting actual images of her feces and talking all about it publicly has caused his micropenis to shrivel up inside of him.
Well, be fair, it's not as though Lainey forced Bex to shit so much that she broke the toilet. That's on Bex.
Who on earth breaks the plumbing and then tells the world about it? Gross. If that happened to me, I'd be mortified, not telling a chat room about it.
jesus even when she's angry she makes the plainest of expression
Will Beck get in on that threesome or is it the walk of shame for her…
She'll never pin the blame on Greg. By doing so, in her mind, she would ipso facto be admitting what a dumbass she is by putting up with him.
Yeah, I'm so sure that he told you he was flying a girl over, Lainey. After how adamant you were about NOT having anyone over unless you were able to be trusted.
Really, what does she expect? Greg has always been impulsive as shit with relationships. Their relationship was a whirlwind fraught with drama, where she told him she was his soulmate before they met.
They dated, moved in together, married, and got pregnant in less than a year. Shiloh, Adrienne, and Billie, were all girls he got obsessed with in a matter of weeks or months.
How is she seriously not mad about him not consulting her more about this shit? They could very well go broke, lose their house, not have money for their kids to go to college, and he buys a plane ticket for a girl he just met.
Greg has learned NOTHING from the past. Probably because he doesnt care. Cuddlegate, Halloween, fucking Billie without caring if he has Laineys consent.
Fuck Laineys stupid. He told her to her face he didnt care about her feelings, that she was going to have to accept him fucking Billie. And now he invites this chick over without Laineys consent. But shes not mad at him lol
Seriously. Gerg is incredibly irresponsible as an adult and parent, bringing practical strangers over without any formal background check beyond their alleged name and residency, and talking to them online for about a month or less. That's worked out so well in the past. I doubt Becks is a serial killer, but she could get salty someday and spill a gallon or more of milk. Not informing your spouse of bringing a practical stranger into your house with children is fucking stupid.
Lamey, your husband brought this person into your house without telling you, but assured the person it would be okay and you'd be thrilled. He told her she was gifting her presence to you. That is fucked up. Stop defending his stupid behavior. You have girls who look up to you, for some reason, and a daughter. Your passive aggressive, deflecting bullshit sets a horrible example. Stand up for yourself, you fucking doormat.
Depends on how hard he's really on the rebound and how desperately Taylor tries to keep them from hooking up. The suicide thing might serve as a distraction for a while.
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what the fuck did i miss
so a patron comes over without plainey's knowledge, clogs the toilet and live blogs it. While lainey is threatening "highkey suicide" on younow…
this is the strangest case of drama at the mcmansion but I'm eating it up. also i pity lainey so much if she actually feels threatened by this beck chick
FUCK! that make me crack up.
After seeing how she reacted to clogging up their toilet with her giant shits… I can see her going all "Kramer" and bumbling around and accidentally stepping on one of the kids, then falling through the patio glass doors
Yes, she has the crazy "lol so random" aspect of Shiloh and the geeky weirdness of Skye.
She's perfect! Too bad she uggo and shits just like Chris-Chan
You are a blessing, anon. 5.6 inches.
I wonder. Does he have girth to help make up for the utter lack of cock?
>>420610>Can we stop "clogging" up the thread with what to call the latest milk and just get on with discussing the real shit
How do you know that? Can you just dump all this shit instead of being a cocktease?
Show us the dick, show us the fuckin' dick. Give us FAAAXXXXX!!!!!!!
I know you're not thirsting after his dick or anything, I just feel bad for your eyes. You could end up squinters.
I hope Namefag drops some more receipts though. This has been some great milk.
I'm not surprised that he's showing off his tiny dick, but grossssssss.
If it gets posted, please spoiler it. I don't want to go blind. From tears. From laughing.
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So uh, is it really small or nah?
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>my internet debut
Poopbeckgirl is really fucking thirsty for that 15 minutes to hurry up and start
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Obviously, how pathetic of you to defend gregs salami. Have you even tried a real man?
You chose a poor study there with a small samples size, but Gs dick is still around average rather than small according to studies(5.6-6.3 is average iirc)
But average length doesn't mean 'adequate' or anything to brag about lol, and girth matters
Perhaps the quickness of it was because Vix bailed and he had tickets, so the second best in line was PlungerBeck? If you cancel tickets, sometimes you get a credit with the company and let's be fair… as if Plainey or Gerg are flying anywhere to use the credit.
Saged for extreme tinfoiling
~Shhhh… it's for upsetting incels.~
I'm detecting men in this thread. Anons are very insecure about 5.6in being called small.
Could you stop derailing and sage your bullshit?
Stop the infighting and accusing each other of being cows. >>420625
Please read https://lolcow.farm/info
before you continue posting.
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thanks, but i think using a name is "vital" to my posts. don't wanna get confused.>>420646
didnt gregory tell u to stop posting here?cant u remember he was pretty mad about it lol.
i got a lot more actually, but since pottygirl is relevant right now. look at them manipulation words he LOVES to throw them around, ull see a lot more of that.
I don't trust this anon. There's some obvious personal vendetta here, as well as attention whoring here by a) being a namefag, and b) consistently only giving a little bit of info at a time to rile up the thread all over again.
Am I grateful for the info? Sure. But the whole point here is that we are all anons, and you're trying to be a spectacle instead.
I'm far more amused with the situation with GingerLax. Being the person who even discovers
that a toilet is clogged can be mortifying, much less being the culprit AND ON THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR FIRST VISIT.>>420649
kek my thoughts exactly.>>420461
LOL the misgender
I've been away all day unfortunately so I am getting to this milk (of magnesia) a bit late. Did this shithead really post a picture displaying her literal
fecal matter to their discord?
Looks like she should have held it in.>>420672> thanks, but i think using a name is "vital" to my posts. don't wanna get confused.
LOL you're so dumb. for real. i really nailed it.> didnt gregory tell u to stop posting here?cant u remember he was pretty mad about it lol.
dunno who either of you are but YOU are clearly an attention whore.
looking at the file name, it seems to be blue for onision and grey is beck?
So that's a screenshot off of gerg's phone, which I wonder if that means they are just orchestrating this shit… meh
A name is not vital to your posts. We can tell it's you. You're the only one on here that types that way so you already don't blend in.
We already knew the reason Sarah left had to do with Greg and paranoia. It's not news to us.
>>420672> didnt gregory tell u to stop posting here?cant u remember he was pretty mad about it lol.
Since WHEN does anyone here care to do what onion wants? Or use his full name?>>420678> u really dont know gregory do u
How about you go fuck yourself "anon"? It's VERY clear whose ass you wish you were rimming.
Sweet jesus bruh, what triggered
you so bad?
I'm hesitant of this anon too, but they seem to be delivering some nice receipts. And this milk is GLORIOUS so far, just take it with a grain of salt.
We know Greg isnt above trying to orchestrate drama - we're smarter than that.
I don't even know man everything's seemed legit so far even with the shit quality caps the content has been true until now?
I don't really see how you would think a namefagging anon would want to get into Onion's greasy pants though. That is some serious hoop jumping right there?
Not much going on?!?
Bullshit irrelevant video?
Is everyone out of their tiny little cornfed minds right now?
Nothing, though I did snip out what I guess would be unnecessary sugarcoating.
I just don't get why the namefagging is being given a pass, or the glory hounding.>>420685> I don't really see how you would think a namefagging anon would want to get into Onion's greasy pants though.
Think of who they've been targeting, the timing, and any "attitude" you can get a feel for. It reeks of vindictive jealousy. Calling him "Gregory" repeatedly particularly and "u really dont know gregory do u … maybe i dont want the crazy asshole after me, but wanna show what he REALLY is like" and telling people to obey "gregory"… Do you see where I got that impression?
samefag but also - how could I forget - suddenly talking about knowing his dick size because they've
lol calling it this is sarah lainey or gingerbutt>>420672
this is vix
Not any of them, thank god. Am 29 and too old for onion or his shit.
Though I did wonder if namefag anon was implying some other anon was Sarah.
This is worse than that time someone thought I was shoe, and honestly as inexplicable to me.
I didn't want to toss out possible suspicions of identities however because that is against the rules, no? Either way it probably won't go anywhere.
Also farmhands can see my IP is in NY and always has been.
Flushgate is perfect.>>420610
I can understand maybe flying her out for a weekend but 10 days without letting the wife know? Even if Lainey is swearing up and down she knew she just didn't know he'd bought the ticket or when she'd be coming out. Yeah right.>>420648
Crazy how slathering yourself in shaving cream in just your bikini isn't what she'll be known for. It'll be unclogging a toilet with a freezer bag for a glove.
>>420650>9 inches the perfect size penis
lmao if you say so… Maybe if you're gay or a pornstar
>fill you up and more!
this seriously has to be a troll lmao
WE DEMAND DIK PICS DIK PICS DIK PICS DIK PICS DIK PICS DIK PICS
DIK PICS DIK PICS DIK PICS
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I have an iPhone, and this screenshot is bullshit lol. There's a white shadow around the words in the grey message, and that doesn't happen on any iPhones even with the "bold" option switched on. And the blue messages are bold but the grey ones aren't?
And why are the messages blue? That would've meant greg sent them to someone. Image attached to this post is texts from a fake iPhone text website, looks exactly like the screenshot. Following replies will be real iMessages with unbolded and bolded.
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Wouldn't be facebook, either. Profile pictures on facebook, still no white shadow on the text, and no little tails on Facebook's bubbles.
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Bold font on an iPhone.
In Laineys younow moments, #8, she's whispering outside of the room with Greg or Bex. https://www.younow.com/ashrywer/27633424/35063575/cdbd89i0/m
Cant hear the other person but can hear lainey angrily say as a reply,"HOW? If someone hacked me there'd be a lot more shit."
How could bex release if it if it was from her side of the conversation????
Dat gpa tho
I'm with you anon. The timing of it all (text leaks, "overheard" younow convo, etc), the sudden appearance of namefag and the fact that the messages were screenshot from Plainey/Onion's pov… it's all too fishy.
Let me have some more Bex fucking the Onion Mansion up instead.
The blue texts in this pic have the exact same pixel graphical glitch above the chat bubble "wedge" that I pointed out last thread.
That was always an issue, and if you found this same appearance on a text faker website, that closes the case.
When it came out that BexLax actually was visiting, my theory became that perhaps Lainey showed someone a screenshot, and that person recreated it without any phone UI. The onion texts I haven't really been able to explain, though.
This is important.>>420748
Milk drying up? You know this is an onion thread right?>>420764>>420765>>420766
Agreed and what I've thought all along, that the anon knows more than they're telling; their silence says a lot. They definitely have a personal stake in the matter, or at least believe they do.>>420773
Lol, no one said anything about Discord. But different people posted Discord caps. Not the same thing at all.
Someone just provided real proof that it isn't "suspicion". Lainey's texts look like the faked ones, too. Old ass emojis and all.
Eveyone has to quit falling for this fake milk. It's like milkchan again with even less convincing screens. >>420774
You're really gonna take the Onions' word on anything? They know they don't get as many viewers and no one gives a shit about them when there isn't drama. Lainey would've muted during that "overheard" conversation if it was real.
i love how he simultaneously debunks any kind of slander against him while love-bombing. i wanna say this is some next level shit but truth be told, these are the kind of games i played in middle school.>>420646
i'm willing to bet money that every anon here who is all "yes, he is ugly to hell af queens but let's focus on his actions" is sarah. sarah does greg pay you to do this or is this just your hobby??
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Side by side of these "leaked" convos and Onion's real messages with Billie.
If these are fake, that probably means Lainey and Greg are doing this on purpose, again, for the views. If they're real conversations and recreated to strip data, then why wouldn't Onion be more pissed? Wouldn't he have sent Beck back? It clearly wasn't a "hack" or we'd get a lot more than Boring Beck's conversations.
I really don't think there's any real Milk, and this is the Onions' doing (without making Greg look too bad, in line with his 'new' nice persona) because their popularity is tanking.
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I think either Gerg or Lainey manipulated one of their fantards to post screenshots here and pretend they are a hater for drama.
You can see it in the way they talk, they sound like a dumb underage.
Referring to onion as "gregory".
>didnt gregory tell u to stop posting here?cant u remember he was pretty mad about it lol.
Who the fuck cares what """gregory""" told someone to do.
Honestly I can see this. We all know Plainey isn't ever gonna uncork herself from how far up his ass she is, but we also know Onion isn't gonna just accept Her as his one and only fuck for the rest of his life. So the only real solution for Lainey would be just that. On the outside she plays up the whole "yeah I'd love a girlfriend" thing to keep Greg happy with her and her willingness to let him plow other chicks and then when they get there she goes about sabotaging everything to make them look horrible in some bid to get him to just give up and except that Lainey is his true "twin flame" or whatever the fuck she wants to call it this week, I can see her being desperate enough to think that maybe she can convince Greg to give up on other girls if she makes them all look horrible. Obviously he won't we all know that but she's still delusional
Sage for herself tinfoily gabbing
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Most attention whorey harem member yet
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Stop trying to give those assholes advice, Beck's great and providing us with the most entertainment we've had from Greg in ages. She's a total ditz.
I see none of you dear anons understood what you put up in the greentext the same way I did. NamefagAnon was clearly trying to stir shit up by implying someone from Greg's close surroundings is lurking here and was referring to this particular anon in "I know who you are lol" way. Maybe they meant Sarah, idk.
I call bullshit on all of the info NamefagAnon provided, seems like Onions are trying to troll us for once.
Don't worry anon, Greg's decision won't be based on my "advice." I'm sure he was thoroughly grossed out by Beck all on his own.
For what it's worth, I hope he DOES keep her around, for the keks.
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reupload anons please
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the twitter interactions between GangreneGirl and gerg are so cringy
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wtf his face is so close to her vagina that it almost qualifies for a naked-boob-massage-level moment. No wonder our favorite doormat is unhappy.
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Lainey the Cuck Quean
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he certainly likes her, but this was all before FlushGate to things may have changed.
>pretended to be having relationship drama before
Nice job outing yourself Joytard. None of you think that Greg has ever had 'real relationship drama' and you routinely chalk it up to 'bad press' for poor Greggu.
Stop derailing this board and go back to your Joy cave in /snow, thanks.
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CringerBeck uglybody confirmed
Greg gotta get on that pum-pum!|
Meanwhile, deep inside the Grease mansion, Lainey cries and does nothing. Again. The best that can be said about Lainey is that she's a spineless loser. Letting your husband jump around with some cow covered in shaving cream, letting her continue to stay at the house after she destroys your toilets, it's all so insane. Do something about it, you whore.
Not that anon, but yeah she does possess that "hurp durrr" quality that Greg finds useful for his "comedic" vidoes that Skye had and Shiloh sorta had.
Greg doesn't seem too bothered by her weight if he was willing to stick his face all up in there. If I caught my husband with his face between some randos legs, I'd be livid. Lainey? She'll drum up some poor excuse for why it's okay for Greg to continually humiliate her in public.
Imagine being Lainey's friend and having to listen to her excuse that away. kek.
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lol you can choose to believe anon but looks like extremely poor genetics along with bad lifestyle to me
she's shaped like a mack truck
I get the feeling Lainey is just now learning of all the details of this vid along with the rest of us.
I'm sure she had a rough idea of what they were doing with the swimsuits and shaving cream but she was probably inside the house watching the kids and gritting her teeth while they were filming outside.
The riding and the trampoline stuff will be hard for her to watch.
She saw them on the pool table together. That's probably bad enough.>>420859
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New LaineyBot vid is up, any reupload anons wanna grab it for us? <3
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>Laineys perception of herself vs reality is hilarious
In the character creator she scrolls right past the big long noses and long pointy jawlines and squinty eyes saying "nope, that's not me"
She talks about a sponsored app in the beginning that creates lists for you,>I told it to remind me to kill myself, but it wouldn't.
Gerg bursts in at the end of the video and their interactions go somewhat like this:
G: It's time to broadcast
L: Can you give me like two minutes, I'm meeting a dad.
G: No, it's rude to not let someone broadcast when they said they were gonna broadcast.
L: Ok, so fuck this video.
G: Fuck this video.
I thought he had various other editing stations, presumably any one of them could've been used for him streaming but he had to use the set up Lainey was on? He can't handle not being in her videos. He can't handle her having even a tiny bit of freedom away from him. Also why would you even keep that in? Clearly Gerg edited it because it's inline with his terrible sense of humour to not just edit that out.
He's completely mentally deficient. Watching that was so cringe.
Also, he would def have fucked her brains out before the shit incident. There is something reminiscent of both Shiloh and Skye about her, as other anons have pointed out. She's also willing to act like a mental deficient with him, which is something he clearly appreciates highly and places great value on.
I just wish I knew what was happening now.
After shitgate, did Greg sour on her autist charms? They've been pretty silent today. Wondering if the giant log and subsequent removal of said log with one's hands was just too much for Greg to deal with.
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>comment from most recent Laineybot video
When has Greg ever commented on one of her videos before? Something smellin' fishy. Lainey upset with you Greg?
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imagine having this as your father
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her suicide baiting is despicable.
Personally I think she included that because a bunch of anons pointed out how gross and dirty her carpet was in one of her videos.
Just more proof they lurk.
this whole video is her saying me af and daddy af. that's it. how can anyone stand to watch her? >>420893
no i thought that it could be because shitgirl is craving the attention. what kind of nasty ass liveblogs clogging a toilet? that means she's touching her phone with her shit hands the whole time. i don't care if she put a bag over her hand. shit hands, shit phone. she fits right in at onion mansion.
Billie has brown eyes and silver hair right now though. Maybe face shape? but even the tongue thing isn't Billie.
She does wish her features were more feminine like Billie though.
Bex is clearly an attention whore so if you mean did she post her shit for attention, then yes, I suppose it was staged.
As if anyone would take pictures and ask Lainey to be told that 'the shitter was broken' leave, Joyfaggot.
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since the other anon won't post, this is the tweet beck retweeted but she since deleted it.
OP is making Plainey sound smarter than she is. She let the entire stream hear her address because she had the pizza person on super loud and didn't mute until the call was nearly over. You can hear the door open and then shut behind her so she probably assumed that was enough to keep anyone from hearing.>>420832
I almost feel bad for Plainey right now. Almost.
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>>420916>to the point of someone being his clone
This "literally" made a light bulb popup above my head.
Do you think Greg would fall in love with his clone? Like a sci fi clone, where they look like you and have your exact personality.
Or would Greg hate it so much and try to kill it because now he would be able to see himself as everyone else does?
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Greg is mocking people who think he is involved with bex. Meanwhile, they seem pretty chummy as far as body language. More chummy than I ever saw Billie and Lainey act lol
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Greg is talking about how an 8 inch dick can destroy a woman apparently.
Also lol at the trolly comments
she said "ok expose me like that".
So lameo's boyfriend before gerg had a big dick.
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I love how he has all these girls on his younow yet neither of them are his wife. She gets to watch his younow in another room.
ew, anyone else notice how she's trying to eye-fuck greg the same way that billie did?>>420970
i know it's been said before, but this man could LITERALLY take a huge shit on lainey's chest and as long as he says "nu bby ilu" in private everything is good and their love is stronger and deeper than ever. he will fuck bex by the end of the week.
shes actually pretty cute here
B MAD LAIN
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I can sorta see it
reminiscent of Skye and Shiloh, I could see them both pulling this shit off real quick.>>420964
>Sure talk about Osan AB Greg
Some shit must've really went down in Korea
Greg totally did not care in any way that the entire chat stream was filled to the brim with people asking when he and Bex were going to fuck.
Great hubby you've got, Lainey.
I still can't get over the fact that Greg made it VERY CLEAR Lainey said something to him about being uncomfortable with Beck (not sure what) and instead of reassuring his wife, he admits going STRAIGHT TO BECK and telling her what Lainey said in order to "clear the air" and "keep things out in the open"
It's almost like Greg is trying to make sure Lainey can't sabotoge this trinity like she did the last one…LOL
That was wild. He may not be fucking her this very moment, but they are going to fuck. They're both very smirky.
Greg has no problem with the dump explosion at all.
Thanks to the farmer who got this cliphttps://www.younow.com/chityj/27676272/35063575/c512efaw/m
Greg is so full of shit. He also said "Lainey is the happiest she's ever been." And scoffed off people saying she was upset last night.
Yeah, her snaps last night seemed reallyyyy happy, she also seemed happy when was angrily talking to you in the hallway.
Yes! I was like are you kidding me? I thought at the very least he'd kick or block or mute them or whatever, but it was non-stop 'fuck bex!' 'is lainey crying somewhere?'
Lainey did not want her there and he literally does not care. It's almost like he told his beloved space prince to fuck off by going directly to Bex. And Bex doesn't care about Lainey at all. She's no Billie.
This is so delicious.
I never thought I'd say this but I'm right there with you, anon.
Lainey is absolutely useless. I can't wait for the subtweeting and sad song lyrics to begin. This stupid bitch is letting her husband cuck her right in their own home, right in front of her face. Sorry Plain, but you deserve everything you get. Becks clearly has eyes for her husband and she's too spineless to do a thing about it.
I love that when Greg and her were doing the BDSM vid he already knew that Becks was coming out and Lainey had no clue and she was so starry-eyed about her 'daddy'. She is retarded.
She rubbed it in Lainey's face. Like btw I'm coming to fuck your husband as a present to you k?
Billie was a sweetheart compared to this ballsy bitch. This one could care less about Lainey's feels.
It's the beginning of a wonderful new time for all farmers.
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So many people have told her to grow a backbone and she even commented on it like she didn't understand what people were talking about.
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I managed to cap it before it disappeared.
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Thats weird as shit
Laineys "Girl" is some skinny freak who likes to play baby?
That doesnt help her… "me and Greg think ageplay is gross" statement
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Probably just because she had people with troll usernames referring to BexLax and Gurgles giving likes etc so she wouldn't read them. It was after that that she talked about not understanding why people take it to her. She almost seemed apathetic about whether or not Greg cheats (or maybe she wants people to think she's apathetic). I think a person in chat also asked about cheating or something while she was talking about it, so she went on that tangent semi-naturally. Her thought process made sense to me, but what she said was just… pitiful. She legit needs more self respect. She went on about how she's always been cheated on by everyone except Greg and I think 1 other guy (how many relationships is she even counting? she's been with Greg since 17). She talked about blaming herself since she felt like something must be wrong with her if she keeps being cheated on by different people, but seemed to indicate she's past that line of thinking. She was rather nonchalant about the implication that gregma's relationship with bexlax is far less than professional, however.
Shit if that was my husband, I'd be watching over like an eagle and basically stay glued to his side. Serves a double purpose, as well, as it would be conducive to getting to know the chick and making sure she gets to know both people in the marriage.
I really don't care for Lainey and don't want to have any sympathy for her, but lord, this bex chick is BAD NEWS for her. Look at all this drama and the ways she's behaved and compare it to Shiloh, then to Lainey. And yeah she is definitely making eyes at Greg and wants him. Not too many reasons to embrace someone while in your underwear when you first meet them. That shaving cream skit could have been done fully clothed.
But they chose not to.
I hope Lainey isn't being cucked and doesn't get manipulated into "poly" again, either. She needs to keep it in her head that it takes two to tango, and as she said, "it is the other people's fault if they cheat on you" or whatever. I don't care to see another round of her blaming the other woman but not onion.
Like shit, if she's preemptively trying to drive a wedge in this, good for her. (And yeah I know some would just rather watch their entire world burn, but I'd rather watch it burn by them splitting, Lainey/her parents getting the kids, onion paying child support/alimony/IRS forever and also going to jail, and perhaps Bex getting knocked up)
That's a thought. I wonder if Lainey ever considers the possibility of one of these women getting pregnant by Greg? I know children are a sensitive subject for them, and Greg has his impregnation fetish and evidently working plumbing.
She also said she and Greg haven't fought since April. Interesting for her to give/remember an exact time which was not recent. I wonder what happened in April. She probably distances herself and gives in to him very passively. But that would be very boring to Greg. He wants someone fun, entertaining, and vivacious… that he can then break down into a shell of a person.
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LMAO "camera lenses" wtf? That's such a goddamn pathetic excuse.
I'm glad even their fans are not liking this. Billie was pretty and quirky and added "for Lainey" specifically at first. The fans actually got to know Billie I believe.
This chick just swooped the fuck in, shat all over, sat on Gerg, and then sat on his dick. Maybe not in that order. And the last part remains to be seen (not literally, though, vomit). But if even people who LIKE Lainey are wise to gerg's antics, then… idk how Lainey could not
But also notice how Bex doesn't actually deny aaaaaanyyyythiiing in there. Yeah I wish her the worst.
Yeah honestly lameo made out billie to be some evil bitch, but billie often backed off and wanted lameo and onion to fix their marriage, etc. This girl actually seems like an evil bitch. Shes not as pretty as billie so idk if onion will leave lameo for her, but you can tell she doesn't care and her laughs seem psycho.>>421022
onion really needs to dump her. Shes never gonna grow up until she realizes letting people walk all over you isn't going to save your relationships and constantly playing the victim aint cute.>>421032
She didn't even get a honeymoon. That's the life she accepted. She only gets to do whatever gerg wants to do. He doesnt want to travel so he will never sacrifice his comfort to make her happy for a few days/weeks. Flies in girls with their money all the time and puts their crotches in his face to make himself happy and she has to accept it. Either move on, or that is forever your life lameo. She is already wasting all her good years.>>421047
She wants people to worry about her, and think she is weak and fragile.
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tbh i got so much shit i had to backup, since now they know lol
anyways, heres lainey complaining about greg betraying her. i got a lot more & i post it when i want. gregory can fuck off i got sum shit on him
(i didn't disappear btw, i got banned for the name. not gonna ban evade, so w/e )
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its about gregory. she complains a LOT about him lol. she always sees gregory is the blame & then suddenly its no longer his fault.
yall get to the good parts at some point.
Taken from laineys phone or keylogger I think
The caps look weird as fuck but I believe
None of you are happy with anything I swear
At least it confirms that Greg was ready to boot her
He was already complaining about her in videos and making her out as the bad one in the trio. She got smug again when she got him to team up with her against billie instead of billie and gerg against her. It just seems like you have nothing really milky. We already know gerg would boot her out if billie told him to, and that lameo is a massive liar/hypocrite when it comes to defending her precious gerg.>>421115
Yeah this "i'll post them when i want" "there is more to come eventually." shit is pretty annoying when the caps they post aren't even milky. Post the actual interesting caps then instead of the crash bandicoot stuff. If this is literally the most interesting things out of lameo and gerg's messages, how boring are they?>>421119
i like how gerg said lameo liked her shit song on his younow. I doubt she actually liked it lmao. Girls know they have to pretend to like lameo now to get to gerg. It's the billie shit all over again. Where the girl comes to the house and then you only ever see her with gerg while lameo fumes by herself on social media. Gerg is probably gonna force them to make a video or younow together eventually to act like they like each other, and lameo the doormat will probably do it. Then she will wonder why people blame gerg and not just the girl when she gets cheated on.
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Just watched Cuck and PoopClogGirls YouNow.
I was enjoying how many times Greg brought up the toilet clog and her shit being the cause. I think he was trying to dilute the embarrassment for her by joking about it… over.. and over again.
She laughed the first few times, then her face got sad each time after.
I think Bex knows that all shes going to be know for is shitting so much she clogged a strangers toilet.
That kind of story follows you into your real life.
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beck changed her profile photo again
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Yeah that's a fake.
>>421090> (i didn't disappear btw, i got banned for the name. not gonna ban evade, so w/e )
I also find it highly suspicious that as soon as "anon" "disappeared", so did everyone defending them. Now suddenly we have a bunch of posts like >>421122
again. Tinfoil that "anon" is defending/fawning over themselves.>>421130
This gives me life. THAT is what she signed up for. Hey she's gradually starting to resemble Plainey already in that pic on the right! Same sour and defeated expression.
According to other anons she's been paying hundreds and thousands for months and repeatedly
flirted with Lameo
I didn't mean your comment SPECIFICALLY, just comments like that. Though saying "das me" does sound like that person.
Good question. Maybe we can get some doxx faxx
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Thank you based Youtube.
Absolutely this. I think the fact that both the Onions were near radio silent on social media all day and then Lainey seemed LIVID on stream had lot to do with A) Beck and B) the leaked texts. I do believe that anon is legit as well. Cocky and annoying? Sure. But I think the caps they are providing are real. I think that is also what Lainey is pissed about as well, and I really hope that anon doesn't stop providing caps even if some of you anons are rejecting them. Even if it was Onion and Lameo manufacturing all of it, let's not try to shut that anon down so quick. We can at least take a look at all they have.
I, for one, am curious as to who it is.
Also, Lainey said on stream that she couldn't talk about what was wrong on stream because "I can't talk about it on here, that would just make it worse"
I wonder if she means the Beck stuff or the leaked text stuff.
Regardless, SOMETHING has "smol" little space prince pissed off. She went all ana-chan on stream (like anons pointed out) which makes me think she was okay with Beck for a nano second until Greg made it clear he thought Beck's body was perfect the way it is. Kek. So we'll just have to see what happens from here.
Sage for way too long.
I know we already know he has eyes on this thread and hence he knew about recent discussions of dick size but I thought he had some minions report to him so he didn't read the thread directly.
But some comments in that discussion seemed upset about saying 5.6" is small or not bragworthy, and the infographic saying 8.5" is perfect worried some. I suspected men in the thread. Now i suspect a
man… the man… Onion himself. I believe he lurked directly and posted.
Think about it, if you were a ego manic like Greg, wouldn't you want to read a thread dedicated solely to you? He doesn't get much attention elsewhere these days. I think even if his ego didn't come into play, his curiousity definitely would.
He's a lurker, no doubt.
Yeah obvs the situation with BexLax is real but it was proven some of those screenshots were made using a fake text generator website. So basically Lainey could have, say, sent a conversation she had to Sarah, then have Sarah recreate the discussion without any phone UI or timestamps.
The font, pixel glitching was all there. Also many of those screenshots (the Twitter icon one and some Discord one as well) were heavily censored, including the timestamps for some reason. Makes you wonder.
Let's not forget our sensibilities in the pursuit of milk.
Anon may be showing us some things but not as much as they are hiding. They've let almost every question go unanswered other than how they know Onion's dick size (a statement prompted by absolutely nothing and not really relevant especially without any evidence).
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the picture of Beck holding her poop is not her picture. I've seen that picture before.
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Even if those vids weren't demonetized Grease wouldn't make a killing of them, see pic related by Mundane "Turn off that pesky adblock" Matt.
I actually hope he does something stupid enough to get his Patreon janked in the future.
I feel like if gerg and lainey were to get caught, it would be from one of the underage brainwashed fangirls he flies in, like one that isn't that brainwashed and would know what to do when this happens, and greg will try to make some pathetic excuse and try to excuse it for normal parenting.
or he could get caught in full chris hanson mode and greg or lainey does that shit and sends it to the prop account
while greg is a moron hypocrite and lainey is a two faced moron with no originality, they're aren't that dumb, you have to keep in mind greg is convincing his audience that all the rating little girls in their underwear, calling girls fat and ugly, calling a 16 yr old jailbait, blackmailing billie into physical abuse + permanent scarring, flying in underage girls for "friendship reasons", sexualizing child molestation + incest is ok, hell he even wanted to cheat so badly he convinced plainey that polygamy was the ~hip new trend all kinky couples do~ and the fangirls and onion always pathetically fight it, as if billie smoking weed even though she said she wouldn't is a valid excuse for all that shit.
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To be honest I'd pay to see Chris Hansen wreck Onion's shit
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I think honestly greg will go for any girl that is weird. Like it's obvious he gives a shit about appearances to a certain extent. Shiloh looked 'alt' when he met her, but after awhile of being together there was a stage she just dressed 'normal' and not edgy emo qween, and actually took out her lip piercings, stopped dying her hair (pre-shaved head).
His dream girl is probably some bargain bin goth girl, but I think overall he just likes eccentric weirdos. People who dress 'alternative/emo/scene/etc' for the most part are deemed weird, and I think Greg picks girls who fit those labels because he hopes their personality matches their aesthetic. He totally settles for girls who look Alt in the slightest, he's going after people who worship him and also share the same sense of humour.
Sorry for armchair-ing >>421103
Anon please provide some quality caps, this is boring AF atm
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anon you have bad taste and should feel bad. she's pudgy, lumpy, has no lips and a huge forehead so she just gave up and defaulted to the cringey bandcamp nerd stereotype.
>with that neck she looks like pic related
Fuck I already know what his ass is gonna say>but but mr hanson it was a joke>how is it pedophilia if she has tits and ass>kids nowadays can look like full grown adults
then when he finally accepts defeat and the fact there's no way out, he is gonna say HOW ISN'T OKAY TO DO THIS FOR A 12 YR OLD WHEN SHE ASKED FOR BUT IT'S OKAY TO RELEASE PERSONAL INFORMATION
not sure how >>421372
is a summerfag but okay then
Her hairline looks awful in that screenshot. Wow.
Also it's possible to make a pretty accurate Plank in that game so I am amazed by her denial.
So this >>420229
is the only confirmed conversation (by Lainey)? So of course she got triggered
and started freaking out, which is easily achievable in itself. I'm guessing the rest were just made up to stir up drama, especially by that anon's attitude and them not just releasing them all at once. Either by the same leaker, or someone else. The conversation is bolded in the others, and the next ones were in a different app entirely.
I think the "story" is that script kiddies keylogged their iCloud password (from a PC. You can't keylog a mobile phone) and these screenshots were on there. Lainey took them but didn't leak them?
Sounds kinda farfetched but immature chicks screenshot random conversations and share them with their friends all the time. Leaving them in cloud storage is dumb but it could've happened.
If some script kiddie DID hack into their iCloud, I want to know where all the Onion noodz and baby pictures are. No way was there only like 2 pictures in there, it's too small to be a leak.
it was about 11am when they started and he says she's still sleeping
lainey started the stream with him, i'm thinking lainey got jealous and wanted to be in his video but as soon as beck was mentioned she got upset and left the room
How can lameo ever claim shes poly when shes such a jealous person. Just admit youre monogamous. It's not less cool to be in a committed relationship with one person. Jeeze. Her need to be trendy and unique is bigger than her common sense. She just wants to continue thinking shes poly to excuse all of onion's future cheating on her.
I wish lameo's sister was still there when he flew in a new girl. I feel like she would actually snap at onion. He strategically flew the girl in after lameo's sister left so she wouldn't see the cheating first hand.
Yeah, I wonder what (if anything) Lainey will tell Lauren about this girl. I think Lauren is pretty vapid/dumb, but I think she would (hopefully) have stood up for Lainey the moment she saw Gregs face buried between Beck's chubby thighs. We all know Lainey won't stand up for herself.
Lainey confirmed she didn't know Beck was coming. I think there is a part of her that wants people to know she ISN'T okay with this Beck-crap, but not a big enough part that she would actually stand up for herself. I wonder if she got in trouble by Greg for confirming the texts were her.
It'd be the best thing that ever happened to her if she did "get in trouble" and he kicked her out. In the meantime she can continue to be a passive-aggressive pussy who swans around making sad and mad faces instead of squarely facing FAX like a fucking adult. Like an adult mother of two small children should.
Here's the reality of your life, Taylor: that video where you and Greg sat around making smug faces at each other about your so-great relationship– he had already made arrangements for this new girl to come out there, and he let you wear your stupid heart on your stupid sleeve all the while in full knowledge that you would be humiliated and hurt because he didn't have the decency to tell you so you could at least brace yourself and mentally prepare. This is the person you continue to defend and stand up for.
Notice he isn't standing up for you.
Hope she had fun during sexy times knowing Beck was in their house. Man. That would be so weird and Lainey is a total psycho to justify Beck's presence in any way. Notice how Greg doesn't let any guys come stay in his home for ten days, strip down to their underwear and ride him around.
I also love that Greg talks so much nicer about Beck than Lainey. He just said "I need Beck around all the time to make me feel stupid." Nice compliment to Beck there. He also mentioned that Lainey could supplement his income if needed. What happened to the money being totally separate Greg?
I mean guys it almost physically hurts how dumb Lainey is being at this point. It's like way past just a doormat at this point. She has not an ounce of self respect left.
Lol sarah aint gonna do shit. Lameo only surrounds herself with enablers who tell her what she wants to hear. They both always blame only the girl.
Lameo is going to do the same shit she did with billie. Sit around while her husband does what he wants in hopes the girl will get tired of his crazy, then pin all the blame only on the girl. Lameo thinks shes the doormat of all doormats and is the only one who will put up with gerg long-term so she wins out and he will "love" her in the end. If you want to call that "winning".
Every time he has a girl over, he shoots a video with them in their bikini. Anyone remember the anna lichty days? He was shooting videos with her in a bikini while lameo was pregnant with troy. Nothing has changed.
He also talked so much nicer about billie than lameo in the beginning. Lameo is hoping there is a billie moment where the tables get turned and its her and gerg against the girl, just like how it ended up with billie. She had no problem teaming with gerg against billie and demonizing her, but acted like a poor sad victim when she thought gerg and billie were against her. It was your own husband making videos saying how awful you were being, but she blamed only billie lmao.
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>>421465>>Lainey is going to have a way harder time getting crazy girl Beck out of the picture than she did Billie.
Not least because Billie actually ended up having something of a conscience in regards to Taylor (which Taylor didn't reciprocate, incidentally), and this new girl doesn't seem to. We'll see I guess.
But the fact that Taylor would rather stay there and seethe and LOL BE MAD instead of taking an action–any action– that would be beneficial for her and her children is beyond disgusting.
She legit looks like a crappy wicked witch Halloween 'costume' the kind your 40+ year old mom dresses up as with fake ass hair spray dye to go to a Costume themed party
God her skin is horrible
The funny part about it is that I would bet anything that Lainey really regrets not pretending to like anime. She probably told him she hated it in the beginning of their relationship when she hadn't quite hit the stage where she finally realized she has to share all of his opinions/likes/interests in order to keep him close.
She must have made her admission before she realized what a huge soft spot he has for girls who like anime. Like in Greg's mind his soul mate is some pixie alt girl with feminine soft features who loves to cuddle and watch anime and make silly videos with him. Lainey is literally the opposite of all that. But instead of just growing into her own person, Lainey is trying to cram all of her sharp angles, edges and opposite interests into the box of "manic pixie alt girl anime lover!"
So yeah, I'm guessing she kicks herself secretly for admitting she doesn't like anime. When Greg tweeted "I love that you love anime." and she tweeted back "ok but I don't." that was great.
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Looks like a goddamn Kanker sister, Same pants even
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This awkward moment when fans beg them to kiss and Onion only does it after Lainey reads the comment, looks at him, then glares because he didnt do it at first. https://www.younow.com/AoifeOSullivan_76394/27711553/35063575/db57c10g/m
pretty much every millenial/gen x on planet earth likes pokemon to some extent so it's basic, entry level "nerdiness"
does lainey have ANY niche interests? every new thing she gets into just further proves that she's trying to be greg's quirky dream girl.
Hopefully because the thought of Lainey being that uncaring of a mother to just leave a complete stranger alone to roam their house with two extremely young children (who are also alone) is just terrifying to think about. I mean chances are very low that bex is a child predator or psychopath but the risk is there. We know her sister left so that means while she crawls up gregs ass in front of the camera to make her territory I'm assuming her infant and toddler are completely alone.
Saged for me being a probably overdramatic new mom
stfu, stop trying to hype your shit up namefag-anon with your pathetically obvious attempts at samefagging. No one cares about your stale af info, we have a fucking fountain of fresh milk.
Just please get banned for good.
Seriously though. Who leaves their infant/toddler alone? Or with Beck. She said she doesn't have a nanny, but if that's the case, then seriously where are her kids?
I feel so bad for the crap Troy has to see on the daily. Troy will grow up watching Daddy cheat on Mommy because Mommy has no backbone and can't see the situation for what it truly is.
I was always slightly confused with the Shiloh attraction bc she genuinely looked like a fat bulldog but their relationship was such a milky emotional rollercoaster.
A lot of mentally ill people are drawn into the alt aesthetic. Plus mentally ill chicks are easier to gaslight and manipulate. He clearly also gets off on driving emotionally vulnerable girls to breaking point.
No matter how many JC Penny waistcoats Greg buys, he'll always be the weird trenchcoat mafia kid in a Korn T-shirt and a flame beanie.
doesn't greg like flat women anyway?>muh its not pedophilia is the 13 yr old has big boobs and a big butt>I also prefer small tits and butts
greg tangled himself up with his own bullshit
she flashes it all the time like, "all these bitches come and go..but me? i have a RING baby!"
how can you not feel like a trashy trophy wife doing that…..yes, you're permanent furniture in his life. congratulations?
He ended up being a piece of shit and my concerns were valid.
Sorry you turned out wrong.
Not saying what you did was right anon, but at least you took action and got out.. Unlike Lainey who sees the proof and stays.
Now lets not derail you two.
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these weirdos really are obssesed with billie.
stop. Don't do this, don't derail.
Who gives a shit what Anon did, It doesn't concern us and they had their reasons (albeit, still really fucking creepy thing to do, but it doesn't fucking matter to this thread)
Breakdown of video:
Onion: says something
Beck: forced laughter
Thats about it.
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anyone else enraged by PlungerBeck's incessant lip smacking and chewing her gum with her mouth open like a cow with cud? Gag.
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Tell me this is not obsessive behaviour??
CringerBeck has given so much money to them via Patreon and Younow and dickrode so hard on social media that I figure Greg used it as an excuse to fly out a new girl with daddy issues to supplement his videos with and spice things up.
She was on obsessive fan but she fit Greg's fuckable criteria so he flew her out.
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>pls fuck me onion senpai
I've been watching the full stream and it's just a bunch of autistic 12 year old girls and a gay guy who keep making awkward comments while lainey looks uncomfortable and gerg feels mad that they keep complimenting her billie hair
Fuck. What a pathetic life they have. LMAO
Karma is a bitch. I'm glad Onionboy's youtube career is dead now and he has to resort to talking to retarded kids online while lainey gets left out.
Are you projecting? No idea where you got any of that. It sounds more like you're trying to protect someone, based on your comment lol. Why would we give anyone who gets involved in grease sympathy at this point? We don't and have said we don't. I don't like Lainey, but that also doesn't stop me from disliking Onion getting away with infidelity and shit.
Bex is worthless though for the same reason Lainey is: BEING COMPLICIT.
We all see right through Beck's big cheesy try-too-hard-to-be-innocent smile.
Also, at least Billie didn't laugh at every single thing he said. Sometimes she would roll her eyes to mix it up a bit. At one point Greg even goes, "Why are you laughing? Is it because [insert reason Greg gave bc even he could tell Beck was laughing at every lame thing he said, funny or not]"
Honestly, this one isn't playing off her "Lainey crush" very well. Lainey doesn't like this one for an emotional galpal, so she won't get to stick around without Lainey pouting. Beck is doing things improperly and even Greg is floundering to help her appear not so into him for Lainey's sake. Which doesn't make sense when Greg also does things like ask her, "Do you like to get fingered?"
Bet Lainey LOVED that lol
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where those anons saying PoopGirl is attractive?
i think the makeup made her look worse
imagine fucking up your makeup so bad that you look worse than taylor and her brows
Christ. Yeah, she's the ugliest fuckling.>>421590
Agreed. She has the complexion of a corpse here. Seriously. Lipstick color does her no favors.
Her face shape is really unfortunate. That's obvious even in the "good" pic of her where she looks like an ugly Laci Green impersonator.>>421591
It's probably just his attempt to appear like a normal human with emotions, but in a funny way. Too bad he accomplished neither.
Given that she lets everyone know how she clogged the toilet with her huge shit…. I don't think she has any friends in real life.
Also her fucking songshttps://soundcloud.com/rebecca-guertin-281113698/im-sorry
I think Beck honestly believed she would be the next "Billie"
She thought this would be her "internet debut" and that she'd gain hundreds of new "fans" on twitter etc., and that she would be able to start her own Youtube channel or something. So in her mind, even if the threesome with Greg and Lameo didn't workout, she would have made a worthwhile investment.
She is also a wanna-be Dodie as you can tell by her Laineysong and the fact that she ripped off Dodie's style and she also retweeted Dodie so she can't even pretend not to know who she is…
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acute assessment, anon.
Why have we not discussed the best part of all? Greg basically let a chick pay to fuck him.
She's beyond pathetic, and he's technically now
Yes, I am laughing.
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You're like three threads in the past Anon
Binkieprincess makes literal porn that she sells and distributes. That part I couldn't care less about. The part that makes me literally sick to my stomach is that Jess (Binkieprincess) takes pictures trying to be as sexual as possible while pretending to be a baby. An infant. She spreads her legs wide as she can while wearing a diaper and gazing up at the camera. Her boyfriend touches her and performs sexual acts with her WHILE she is in that diaper.
The boyfriend is now going to associate diapers and binkies and playtime with sex. He gets turned on at the sight of a diapered bottom.
Lainey has an infant daughter. A sweet innocent baby that is in diapers. How could you be okay with someone sexualizing that? Fetishizing that? This is what leads to pedophilia. I'm serious. You get these weird guys that are attracted to women pretending to be babies. Why would you EVER want a guy like that near your actual child's diapered bum one day? It's fucking sick.
Lainey changes Cloey's diaper. Lainey supports Jess sexualizing infants. Lainey is a fucking terrible mother.
Taylor Elaine Avaroe / Anderson / Jackson or whatever the heck she goes by supports the sexualization of babies.
If you don't get as enraged as I am about this sick girl (Jess) and the fact that Taylor supports her, then you haven't looked into Jess enough. If Taylor didn't have a kid, then I could excuse it as ignorance. But she does. So it's sick.
Yes, anon, there is a Binkie thread. This has all been discussed. But Binkie discussion doesn't belong here and would derail.
Meanwhile, BexLax graduated High School in 2015.
If you wonder why Greg bothered marrying such a jealous person you should realize by now that he gets off on provoking emotional reactions from his SO, and the more they pull away from him, the more desperate his attempts to make them jealous become.
The fact that Lameo is is usually so boring and passive probably heightens the excitement for him while he's anticipating her inevitable jealous rage. Whether it makes him feel validated, he enjoys emotionally torturing women, or both, that's up to you to decide.
I know I can but it was relevant to what another user mentioned about Lainey following her. I know we've covered it, but it was sad that no one had adequately made the connection that Lainey has an infant in diapers so it makes it even more gross. So even though it was perfectly relevant (Lainey literally mentioned Jess yesterday) I've said my peace about it and we can go back to ignoring the issue and talking about toilet girl.
How fucking pathetic is Lainey and what depths will she allow herself to sink to? Let's see:
1. Copies her husband's true love, down to hair color, makeup, and clothing that she either left behind or Lainey bought again.
2. Will let women come into her home and break her toilet without comment to the person who did it. Sure, we hear about it in a vague way on her younow, but fucking tell Bex and Greg why you're so unhappy, bitch.
3. Had a bandaid baby to try and save the marriage.
4. Dicked over her parents for her husband who has cheated on her at least once that we know of.
5. Crawled back to Greg even though he gave her an out. Told her to take the kids, etc.
6. Watching as her husband cucks her to her face. I don't care if they're not fucking yet. Greg is going to do whatever the hell he wants and he will toss her a scrap every now and then.
Sarah, we know you lurk. Please tell Lainey–since you're her 'rock'–that she is a sad excuse for a wife and mother. Mostly a sad excuse for a mother.
Why anyone would let their kids watch them be treated this way is beyond me. She is pathological. How much worse can she get?
Maybe because Gargoyle all but completely wiped every ounce of personality, self respect, and sense Lameo ever had (not that she had much of any of those things to begin with, but still).
I'm not sure what Greg's endgame is, and part of me almost feels sorry for Lainey. But then I remember what a creepy twisted enabler she is and all the sympathy I have for her goes out of the window.
I'm sure the first time she met up with Greg as a lovestruck teenage fan, she never pictured that a few years from now, she'd be stuck in a loveless marriage with a splenda daddy narc, a stay at home mommy with only her high school diploma to her name, IRS knocking at the door, and literally watching as her husband cucks her (for the SECOND time) using another teenage fan.
She certainly got what she asked for when she said she wanted to put up with Greg's shit.
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why are you so right?
Tin foil game of thrones style: Shiloh became No One, killed a Lainey stan and took her identity so she could infiltrate the McMansion and take her revenge. Winter has come for House Onion.>>421571
Maybe the motivation is more directly linked to taxes than that. Like a distraction from the IRS drama.
Is the tax audit purely random? It seemed like it happened not long after anons wondered if Gazorpazorp was filing his taxes correctly, because of something that came up in basementgate or its aftermath. Do the IRS take tipoffs?
He might not get views/money from lolcow, but he may be unhappy with those damn meddling kids and trying to keep us busy with a new fan flown in.
omg he is a whore well he's always been a whore but now he gets paid to fuck
are your ears okay?
"i'm so gayyyyy for youuu" in an offtune voice is the farthest thing from talent
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when anons first started saying that lainey was copying billie i didn't take it seriously. i didn't think lainey was actually stalking billie's old instagram posts looking for ideas. but then she started posting makeup videos where she would try styles that were awfully similar to billies… and now, now its just so sad and transparent.
she has spent so many months subtweeting about billie and complaining about her "broken heart". now, ages later, she's still dedicating all of her time to billie. its some dasha and mina shit. she won't let go. its so sad.
even with how much she's been pushing the whole "i'm sooooo skinny now". billie and her best friend (the one with the weird name) had problems with weight; we know this because onision made it public. so she was super skinny and had real eating disorders that she couldn't control. all while lainey was pregnant and probably undesirable for onion, considering he hates "fat ugly gilrs". so now lainey had the baby and has naturally been loosing all that extra weight. but she needs to make this big fucking deal about it and glamorize it. i bet you that in a few months these "i lose weight every single day i just dont eat guys :))))" comments will transform into a full on video about "my battles with weight issues". she wants to be her SO badly, she probably thinks it will fix her marriage or some shit.
thing is, she's getting older and uglier. greg is too busy trying to get younger pussy again. sorry plain. you won't be the new billie.
lol calm tf down I said I was probably reaching with this shit. I know the final payments and ad-pocalypse are purely coincidental. I saged my shit anyway.
Why is everyone being asshurt all of the sudden? Surely those "leaked texts" didn't rustle anyone's jimmies, right?
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History seems to repeat itself I guess…
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It' starting my friends
She hasn't emo tweeted for some time now.
Coincidentally, gerg shipped new meat in the house
lainey is 21 or something
sage for blog: i left my ex-fiance at 23, i was in a position to own a home with him (he didn't work he was a 'depressed artist' *sat + played COD all day, ha) i gave it all up for some fucking dignity after months of therapy i was pushed into by the cunt i left (it was irrational of me according to him to be mad at him for being a cunt).
luckily i had no kids, but family will help, her family will help her, fs it's all over the net, they'd have too lol
also she already has a degree, i had to go back to a year of highschool education to get into a degree, i'll finally have my honours by age 27. it's fucking worth it.
here's to being stable in our 30s lainey :)
if i can do it anyone can! seriously i was a low wee fuck, i'm properly medicated now, but there comes a point where you have to do right for yourself. i came back from therapy one day and was excited to speak to my ex and he just straight up told me he didn't ever want to hear about 'my therapy'. i packed that fucking day and phoned my mum to tell her i was coming back home.
it's so fucking liberating(congrats but this is not your blog)
Good job! Yes its true that anyone can achieve things, when they actually try. But you may know that the hardest step is the first step. Took me years to finally admit that I need therapy.
Maybe Lainey is already thinking about leaving. But the first step would be admitting, that there is something horribly wrong in her life.
She did not understand that she needs to take care of herself. And I believe the depression she is struggling with doesnt help with that.(blogging)
Yup, the courts are desperate to get someone
to pay for unwanted kids so that the system doesn't (at least directly) have to. If there's a man who they can somehow pin the payment on, they will. The only way Gregma isn't getting saddled with fees is if Taylor doesn't file, and even then she'd be ineligible for any government assistance unless she's collecting child support. When they do split, Greg is fucked lmao
I know someone who because they signed the birth certificates even though a DNA test later proved that he wasn't the father he was still stuck paying child support until the actual father was found. Apparently this happens a lot here too. Several cases of it. It's hard to get out of paying i around here unless you literally flee to a state that doesn't extradite over child support or never get a on the books job.
Sage for off topic let's finish up this child support talk though and focus on the good milk that should be coming here soon. Hopefully Lainey streams today and lets some info slip if she's real pissy about it.
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Wow. Lainey mixed developer with semi permanent hair color. She literally does not look up info on ANYTHING before doing it.
She had anxiety anon! She can't have people talking to her and bring helpful, it triggers
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Seeing this shit in the wild always makes me laugh.
Sage because it's not really adding anything.
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There onion goes again
Everything she does is half-assed as fuck.
Like in that sushi video…doesn't even bother to check recipe before filming, chooses a shitty wikihow article instead of proper recipe, doesn't even read that article properly and forgets to add vinegar to rice, "how do i cut cucumber" etc
I think she enjoys being inept
I feel like her sister hears the watered down version from lameo. It'd be different if she was there as it happened. Also she seems like she just wants to defend her sister, so she defended her against the "internet" attacking her. I feel like she would also side with her against onion boy cheating on her.
He probably plays nice in front of her sister and gives her the bullshit that that is just his "persona" online to keep money flowing. Lameo also probably defends him to her sister.>>421876
Which is funny because i feel like if she left onion, she'd have a better chance at hanging out with shane dawson and all the better youtubers she wishes she was friends with and a part of. No one is going to go near her while shes with onion.>>421880
the prenup can get thrown out so fast. Shes been with him for 5+ years and has two kids with him. Also if she divorces because he is cheating on her, then lol. That prenup is going out the window. Either way, he is still paying child support for two kids after the divorce.>>421945
Didn't she say she will never dye her hair blue? As if that makes her not a billie copy. She just dyes her hair every other color billie dyes it. (pink, purple, and upcoming silver).
This, I've also used this product and it's true, it does require developer. 20 is more damaging but still fine and would also help it last longer.
Some of you guys are really reaching hard now.
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who cares, the bitch's hair will most likely be fucked no matter what she does since she's dying it so much
That's probably for when your hair hasn't been recently stripped. Her hair is fucking open at this point, it's nearly white before she put the colour on. >>421973
For sure, I think it's how she justifies staying and exposing her two children to abuse. How could she raise two children alone if she can't cut a damn cucumber?
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I don't think Becks and Onion will fuck and here's why.
The polyamory door is closed, Lainey said so herself in one of her latest streams, and she's openly displeased with Becks, so there's no chance Greg would get away with blaming it on misunderstandings or open boundaries.
He can't do the standard cheater thing and try to hide it either, because Becks has made it clear that she couldn't keep a secret if she was dead and buried. I think her story will be over after this visit, she'll be tolerated as long as she pays him but the sorry song implies she already fucked up once and with all the latest fuckups, I doubt he'd bring her back. She's not worth the risk.
Now if it'd been Vix I could see it. She actually had what his fans liked, she was prettier, didn't constantly embarrass herself and … she could've been Greg's ticket. "Falling in love with the girl I rescued from her abusive boyfriend" could've been enough to offset the backlash of divorcing his wife and kids.
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Anon I currently have that exact dye in my hands and nowhere in the directions does it mention developer and it says to keep ot away from peroxide.
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(the images in the tweet is saying 'Help me attack Blaire white' from someone who wants Onision to help him attack Blaire) Gotta love how he's trying to be nice to Blaire to cover his tracks.
what an idiot
semi is the way to go to literally avoid anymore chemical damage but ofc this dumb bitch NEEDS to strip her hair more. i hope her hair starts falling out
I think it's just to try and piss her off, it's more subtle than just referring to her as 'him'
Kinda doubt that she cares though
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Plain's new hair. I don't see how she managed to turn it blue? it looks nothing like ion purple.
She's wrong. Purple toner tones your hair. You can use purple haircolor as a toner but you don't use developer with a semi and you dilute that shit and don't leave it on for hours. But she, like her husband, thinks she knows better than anyone and won't take 30 seconds to research anything before diving in head first.
Anyway whether she bleaches it or "fades" it the color is gonna be disgusting.
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all this hair color talk is really not milky, what's the point of nitpicking and obsessing over it
here she is continuing to pretend to be a lesbian
It's situational and it depends on what the judge decides. But yes, if you sign your rights away (usually there is another person with the mother or father willing to take on the vacant role) you are not obligated to pay child support but you are also completely out of the picture in terms of having any legal obligations for that child. If they died, you could legal be kept from the funeral and have no say in any part of the burial. Just as an example.
But there are some women that don't even try to go after their exes for child support. It's a very doormat behavior.
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I honestly can't get over the fact that she looks and dresses just like Marie from ed edd n eddy now. It honestly kills me
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Face too round, posted someone more accurate
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Finally figured out who liquidy turd chick reminds me of.
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Quick, got to find a new girl or im gonna be stuck making out with shit girl for onion boy.
Also she acted like a total bitch when someone said eugenia is #1 on girls and she is #2, snapping with "yeah, well how long has she been on for?"
Eugenia is more popular than her in general. Why is she acting like a bitch about it lmao. No wonder she is fine with her husband harassing the poor girl.
She looks a healthy weight, she's either delusional or knowingly trying to convince her audience that she's super ana>>422081
Eugenia had only been on for about 10 minutes or so longer than her too
Probably because greg has paid more attention to eugenia than her
The thing is 105 is skinny but, it's not close to dangerouly skinny for someone her height. If she was in the 90s or lower than it would be.
She just looks frail because she's never worked out in her life and while it's hard to compare because she had babies, her stomach region goes out really far for 5'3 105, I've seen women who look way skinnier than her that are her height and weigh more.
What she should be worrying about is her lack of activity and her obvious shit diet but, she only cares about being seen as "fleeky" because I guess being unhealthy is cool now to preteens.
That actually makes perfect sense.
However, neither of the Avaroes and none of the parties ever involved with them are sensible, so your assessment, though logical, means nothing.
Sorry guys ive been gone for a bit, i have a real life too. Im compiling a lil fact lists about the two of them, since the caps werent too liked. Ill probably go thru my caps and find the juicy bits and only post those at some point. that will take some time.
1) Lainey has two old friends who she pits out against eachother. She makes Regina and Sarah do all her dirty work and lurk hateforums. It's because Lainey is scared of mean comments and Gregory gets triggered at lolcow's mention.
2) Gregory and Lainey eat out a lot, they also like expensive takeout food in LARGE quantities.
3)They buy a lot of useless things, for example before Lainey settled on a phonecase for her iPhone 5, bought 6 cases in 5 months. She wasn't still satisfied.
4) Lainey and Gregory don't care if the kids hear them having sex. The shower sex they had when Billie and Sarah were over, wasn't the only times the kids have heard them having sex.
5) Gregory has a sister who dislikes him, Gregory has treated her like shit and rubbed his success in her face. She's now very successful and Gregory thinks it's because she thinks she's better than him. The irony.
6)The set house was sold on around 17/07
7) Other large youtubers regularly joke about their fear of contacting gregory, because they fear he will release out of context semi-private conversations.
8) Gregory doesn't care who becomes his admin, his two mods Lassie and gingerbeck have been Facebook's friends for over a year on gingers separate secret Facebook account, Lassie claimed to have met beck just as they had joined onioncord.
9)Troy's due date was January 2014 and Lainey was an ana-chan during her pregnancy, weighing around 140lbs at worst.
10)Gregory's method of persuading Lainey is telling her she's crazy and just anxious. Whenever Lainey confronts Gregory over things, he assures her it's the anxiety speaking. That's why Lainey is always "anxious".
So onion confirmed for gaslighting?
The sex is gross as Fuck. How do you do that with two kids next door jfc
Does this mean lassie and ginger beck are infiltrators or catfishes?
Ugh, number 10 makes me feel sick. I hate Lainey been there.
And ana during pregnancy? Mindful of the fact that this is just your word, if it's true, do you know if it adversely affected Troy?
She's lucky she didn't end up with a baby with a spinal tube defect or something else caused by nutrient deficiency.
Does Guerkle know this? Does he egg it on and then overcompensates with Eugenia harassment?
a great way to handle this is a wikileaks-style dump. just dump it all, for example make an imgur album and dump that. we will work out the themes and the juicy bits easily, you will be thanked and lauded. if you hold onto it or 'advertise' it while only giving small amounts people will keep arguing.
we are genuinely interested.
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1),2),3),5),6) and 10 are things that had been suggested in old threads so ill take this milk and drink it since most of it echoes our own theories. cause if like half of this is true then i don't see why the rest wouldn't be. do drink with caution .
You're far from the only one.
This shit makes me yawn.
Like, who cares?
I want stuff like videos of women getting their head shaved or being blackmailed into getting degrading tattoos, I don't care about this meek speculative/staged stuff. That's not what I'm here for.
Honestly, what would they get from drama on lolcow? It doesn't get them any exposure or views. We even mirror their videos. I doubt it's any of them.
I'm inclined to believe anon just because their reaction seemed real. Still excited for a cap dump, anon said it'll come but take a while if I understood them correctly.
fame > money
Fame includes infamy.