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http://www.lifeofonion.comOnision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Lainey/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-know how or personality.
>Greg continues to creep on youtuber Jessie Paege >>612082, spergs out on those who call him creepy, and changes his twitter name to prove that he totally doesn’t want to fuck her. >>612371 >>612372 >>612488>Rees about youtuber Colleen Ballinger announcing that she’s in labor to her fans. >>612214>Argues with Jaclyn Glenn over atheism and how agnostic atheists aren’t a thing. >>612785 >>612798 >>612802 >Greg releases his “documentary” on Shane Dawson thus making him look more bitter and creepy. >>613551 >>613596 >>613602 >>614222>Lainey and Greg had their power shut off due to a tree knocking down their power lines, some editing mistakes were made. >>614382 >>614662>Greg gets his “documentary” taken down and releases a “I’m broke feel bad for me” video titled to shane dawson fans, I’m sorry. >>614583 >>614532 >>614545 >>614563 (he later changes the title to “to shane dawson fans (let’s be happy) >>615134 )>TRACTORGATE UPDATE! Greg and Lainey have redacted their appeal, anons speculate that they may have to pay a minimum of up to 208k in fees. >>615410 >>615412 This does not factor in what they owe to the IRS.>Greg is pulling the I’m not an asshole it’s just a character card to excuse his behavior again.For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:- Hooktube is no longer a viable solution to deter views/clicks from Onision. Please rehost videos elsewhere.-
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>>615659Why didn't you use the minivan-gif everyone demanded as a thread pic…
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>>615673laser tag with infrared goggles?
why does that seem familiar?
No. 615688
>>615672No girl in their right mind would go to them now, seeing the depths of fuckery they've got themselves into through sheer stupidity….
…. Except their patrons. Who will you pick, Greg? They're all kinda gross..
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Was just checking and the Shane "docu" is gone.
He uploaded it on the 13th and here
>>614795 he said that youtube was allowing him to view it for the next 7 days. Well today is officially one week. Im glad its gone, I feared he did some manipulative work around to keep it up. I hope that salty attempt at revenge got him a strike on that channel.
No. 615690
>>615688Ive thought the same thing. But they seem to wrangle in girls who dont know the extent of Gregs fuckery. Like Maya, she was oblivious to Greg in general. She only knew about Laineys social media presence, and seemed to look the other way when any drama was brought up about Lainey.
But Im with you about the Patrons. Next Cuddlegate will involve a Patron or really young girl oblivious to Gregs history and blinded by some weird obsession with Lainey. But it wont be a current Patron. Greg would already be manipulating Lainey into allowing a "camera-person" or "nanny" into the house. All his current female Patrons are really gross or too old.
This future trinity member hasn't even joined his Patreon yet because she has six months before she turns 18 and gets her first credit card.
No. 615706
>>615673Why does this look like someone photoshopped these people together? It looks like separate images photoshopped as one image.
(Posted by Raven Sparks. Click for more info.)
No. 615707
>>615673Sorry for the OT/derailing, but can someone please tell me how come he is friends with Billie the Fridge? This has been perplexing me for a while now.
I thought Gurkenstein lives on the " You like someone who hates me, means you are not my friend, bye" philosophy. We all know how he reacted when TomatoBruschetti ate lunch with Repzion or how he reacted towards Lamey liking a tweet from that music guy. Now I know that BTF is friends with Maddison and hangs out with the skeptics which always had a tooth against the onion man. This is confusing me both coming from BTF's POV, and Onion's. If this has been discussed before, I apologize, only lurking for a few months, a year at max.
No. 615723
>>615707>This is confusing me both coming from BTF's POV, and Onion's.Can't speak as to Greg, but I bet BTF feels about Greg as if he is that one asshole friend a lot of people have that everyone else hates, and you kind of pity them, or you see something in them that no one else does (because he's an asshole and no one wants to know him or be around him, so they don;t see the true flower growing i the shade of the asshole shade). Except if that is where Billy is coming from, he is barking up the wrong tree, because Greg
has no hidden depths. He's all rage and asshole wrapped in one shitty personality disorder.
No. 615724
>>615707>>615715Greg is that one guy who is enemies with everyone, Billy is that one guy who is friends with everyone.
I like to think that this weird pairing persists because Billy's innate likeability and friendliness trumps Greg's developed misanthropy.
I think Billy's immune to Greg's toxicity, but Greg is not immune to Billy's charm.
No. 615726
>>615724Also Greg was never actual friends with Tomato Dickette, as TD literally paid Greg to be his friend. Having said that, I think TD is a lot better off without Greg poisoning his life, even though he actually seemed to think of Greg as a friend and seemed fond of him, even going so far as to make (lame) excuses for Greg's shitty behavior.
So maybe BTF is an actual friend of Greg, perhaps his only one.
No. 615727
>>615723BTF likes to get high. I bet Onion is that funny weirdo they all talk shit about behind his back. They get money and exposure and since they're dudes Onion doesn't feel secure enough to police them. Tomato paid onion a grand for his time, so onion walked all over him like he does with his other paying patrons. All this cunt cares about is money.
He sung Shs praise until alimony time. Only finally hated Shiloh because she took Greg's money and gave it to another man. Tried to shame Billie for giving her 10k and not changing herself in his basement. Paid Sam to live with him etc.
Lainey is just his lucrative doormat that will keep paying for his mistakes. she may as well just be another patron.
His huge fines are the best punishment. Him paying money into anything that does not directly benefit him is his form of rape.
No. 615730
>>615667Everyone or just 2 anons..? I like the one used.
>>615689 Isn't it bizarre that YT allowed a video classed as harassment, stay up for another seven days…Like wtaf is that all about? If people believed Greg in those seven days Shane's life could have been ruined.
No. 615770
>>615737Or, you know, get actual jobs. But let's be real, that is far below a last resort for both of them.
As an aside I actually laughed out loud at the thread pic. Perfect.
No. 615788
>>615784Well, now that it's been officially confirmed by the authorities that Gregory Avaroe / Onision has
lied to his laywer, he can officially say good bye to his self-proclaimed title as the most honest YouTuber. lmao
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Was looking at his books on Amazon to read reviews and just had to laugh at his author blurb.
>PROOFREADING IS NOT HONESTY!!!!
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>>615785According to this from someone at KF who understands the terms, he'll still owe. No clue about the IRS debt but he'll still owe the County.
>>615790>baffled by the lack of sperging on his partBecause it hasn't hit home yet. He's the type to ignore everything and pretend he'll get out of it until he gets the first bill and he has no choice but to pay it. He's already said he's facing a gigantic bill on his Shane Dawson "apology" video but even then that was filmed before him and his lawyer found out that the County had all the video evidence from Greg himself of what he'd done. He seriously thought he could get away with ignorance despite filming himself breaking the law.
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>>615847The kids have Lainey's parents if anything goes to shit.
Greg recently posted a ten year old video on his twitter as well as a video "addressing" the rumors about him,
again. No. 615867
>>615863I think he was just quoting shit people have said. I've also seen "ure" being used throughout the video.
Video is still cringy and sad! Glad to see he hasn't changed
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No. 615895
>>615881>If SoMEoNeHe's so autistic. Hey fucknut how about it's creepy that you tell girls you're in love with them after speaking to them for 3 days over a computer and then your first meeting in person always involves you ramming your cocktail sausage into them? Or leaving your wife for a teenager you knew was a famous Canadian popstar but failed to notice her age on the Google results.
Blow it your ass Onion boy. We all know you go for mentally stunted girls we know you're too ugly to have physical preferences these days but you prefer you young girls skinny and emo.
No. 615897
>>615876>>615881Lmao at that deflection. You slept with two minors, Greg. No one cares that one of them is now 24 and your wife… what? So if someone grooms a 13 year old and marries her when she's legal can use this as excuse? "We're still together tho!!! She's 24 now!!"
You fucked her on a desk, in a hotel room, the first time you met her, when she was 17. Trying to change the subject just screams "GUILTY"
No. 615903
>>615900lol oh right that definitely counted.
…right
Also like how at the end Greg told people to go to his patreon to watch the Shane Dawson documentary. During his own "I'm not a pedo I swear" video. Still secretly attempting to push this fraudulent bullshit, I see. (What happened to I'm sorry Shane Dawson fans uwu)
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No. 615915
>>615914lol I love this he is throwing a full fledged fit. He actually had to state again as well "Lainey lied to me about her age when we met." Again, she said she was turning 18 in May instead of October, you always knew she was 17 and she herself has made this statement countless times.
No matter how you look at it, when you are his age dating 17 year old after 17 year old then have a trinity with an 18 year old when your last 17 year old is getting a bit too old for you is
FUCKING
CREEPY
No. 615942
>>615913Yeah sure Greg, I bet he totally thought Shiloh was in her 20s when he was driving to a state it was legal for them to have sex in while they met for the first time.
She was famous in my country at the time they met, I'm 100% sure that he would've Googled her when she told him who she was. There's no possible way he didn't see her age on her Wikipedia page.
And even if he did think she was in her 20s.. GUESS WHAT GREG? YOU STILL FUCKING DATED HER AFTER YOU FOUND OUT. It's like claiming that someone sprinkled crack on your cigarette without your knowledge when you weren't looking, but then they tell you what they did and you just keep smoking it anyway.
No. 615945
>>615920Someone replied to one of his spergy tweets with the fact that it’s illegal to travel across state lines to fuck someone who’s under 18, and someone else replied with this
>>615923 – and now he’s silent.
No. 615949
>>615881and yet the babyfaces on shane's fully adult partners have somehow been proof that he's a pedophile, despite his age gaps being much smaller than the onions and not just "technically" legal depending on the state he purposely travels to just to fuck them lol
does he just reset mentally every day and forget all the dumb shit he's accused others of that also incriminate himself in the process?
No. 615950
>>615915I can hear lameykai now “IT WAS FIVE MONTHS! AND I TOLD HIM SOON AFTER!”
He’s so dense. She was still 17. She’s right, he really doesn’t let it go that she “lied about her age”
Dumbshit, it’s not really lying if she’s still saying she’s 17. It’s not like he thought she was 20, even though he claims she “looked older” sure Gregory. She really looked like an adult. Do you need to be reminded of her baby faced 17 year old self? Before you sucked all the life out of her? Yet shane is a pedo for dating baby faced people. Okay. All his exes had baby faces too except A and S but she doesn’t count because they met when they were younger.
Lainey just lied about what month she was born in. You knew she was 17 and fucked her the first day you met and proposed before ever even meeting her.
No. 615954
>>615949>"technically" legal depending on the state he purposely travels to just to fuck themIt doesn’t matter what the age of consent was in those states where he traveled to fuck <18-year-old teens. The fact that he traveled out of state at all to fuck them was illegal.
He might try to say, “I traveled across state lines for LOVE, not sex!” but he literally fucked Lainey on a hotel room desk the first time they ever met in person.
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>(2) It is not illegal to go from one state that is 16+ to another state that is 17+ when the person in question is 17+ ~ I think you're thinking of people going from 18+ to 17+ which yeah, I did not do that.
This is not true.
Honesty please.
No. 615974
>>615971Sh wasn’t even a resident of this
country, much less a state where it was legal.
Taylor was a resident of NM, where 17 is the state age of consent, but it was illegal for Greg to travel there to fuck her as long as she was below the federal age of consent (18). She was 17.
No. 615979
>>615976Even if Greg had brought her to WA, where the age of consent is 16, and she were already 17, it would still be illegal, because she wasn’t 18 and they crossed state lines to have sex.
He claims he consulted a lawyer on whether or not it was legal to fuck a 17-year-old at 24 or whatever, and supposedly he got the go-ahead, but I suspect he conveniently left out the fact that he was traveling to another state to do so.
No. 615984
>>615773I had never bothered reading Reaper's Creek until now, and all I have to say is…wow. His books reveal so much more about his deranged brain than anything else he does, and this one is no exception.
Our main character, Daniel, is obviously Greg. He even calls himself Greg on accident like, four different times. He has Greg's exact family, his exact house, and his exact life. The difference is that at a young age, our book protagonist starts being abducted and tortured by aliens, and at the same time he develops strange powers.
It turns out that the aliens were sent by God himself to kill Greg, because Greg has powers that are even greater than God's. Greg starts becoming so powerful he can re-write the "code" of the universe itself, meaning he can kill anyone he chooses with a mere thought, design an entirely new world in a way he sees fit, and even kill God. Yes, he kills God. Because Greg knows so much better than God, you know.
Greg then instates a new FEMALE God who is even better than him, and finds out that this New God is his real mother. (In the story, Greg's real mother Tami hates him and wants nothing to do with him by the end, but of course it doesn't matter because New God was his real mother all along!) He lets the New God do her thing, and the world is magically perfect at the end due to his machinations.
Greg also has a girlfriend who he has sex with like a bazillion times, who is always in the bathtub, getting out of the shower, or otherwise arbitrarily naked. Greg starts out the book being eleven, then after a time-skip is fourteen, so it's really unclear how old he's supposed to be when he's having sex with this girl, but it's between 11-14. By the end of the story, Greg has been magically aged up to be in his mid-twenties through his powers, and his girlfriend is 18. I am not making this up. (Also, Greg's magical age-up made him into a beautiful man with bulging muscles and long, flowing blond hair.)
Seriously, it's like, the most Greg thing ever.
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Someone tweeted this at him. Taylor’s lawyer dad even said it’s illegal.
I love looking at tweets directed @ him. He retweets and replies selectively, only when he thinks he can ~pwn~ them, but people really do roast him:
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>>615979Anon you’ve got it all wrong! He was in love with her, he was MaKiNg LoVe to her, he didn’t cross state lines JUST to have sex with her.
Regardless of legality, even if she was 18, it’s still creepy to date a very young looking teenager (like B) at that age. People in their 20s are different than teenagers.
Still can’t get over the fact that he proposed after what, a month of dating her? Not even knowing her in person. And as a 21 year old I think it’s weird to get engaged before a year of being together. Yikes. Onion boy and Taylor are forever stuck in their teens
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Instead of worrying about the financial troubles he’s brought upon his family, he’s reeing about how he’s not a pedo because Taylor was legal and arguing with the haturz
No. 615994
>>615991To be fair, he ages up from 14 to "mid-twenties" in an instant, so ~mentally he's still young~ or whatever. Because that's not weird.
>>615868Greg yesterday: I've grown past the stage where I want to fight everyone and make video responses all the time. There's no way to win with drama, and I'm tired of fighting. All that? That was Character, not me! I'm not an egomaniac like I used to be and I want people to like me! Positivity is the way!!
Greg today: HERE'S A 21 MINUTE VIDEO AND DAY-LONG TWITTER SPERG ABOUT WHY EVERYONE IS WRONG EXCEPT MEEEEE
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Not to go OT, but I was looking through Taylor’s Facebook, and it just blows my mind she says she’s not out to her family. She has her fake boi name on her profile, has a profile picture of that photo in front of the agender flag in the agender shirt, a cover photo of her YouTube banner (with they/them on it), her pronouns for the account set to they/them… all for her family to see???
(sorry farmhands for deleting and reposting, used wrong terminology, and this is my first time ever reposting so not sure if it needs to be clarified that I’m reposting)
No. 616003
>>615904If whether or not something is moral is irrelevant to you
you might be Greg.
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He looks so fucking creepy and dumb in his Twitter profile pic.
This really isn’t helping your I’M NOT A PEDO!!!!1! YOU ARE!!!!!!!! argument, Greg.
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>>616011Hes LARPing as a young Lanza
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>>616013I was thinking pic related.
No. 616019
>>615852I wish her parents would just have custody of the children already, or for lamey to go back to them.
If we all wake up one day to news of a murder-suicide in WA, there'll be no prizes for guess who it is.
>>615985Underrated post. Did he reply to the tweet at all?
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What's interesting is Onion posted this on his private Twitter before posting it on his public one. He wanted more than just his patrons to see it for some reason
No. 616032
>>615985I want to make a throw-away twitter account now solely to see how many times I can successfully tweet Greg this image before he explodes. Damn whoever made this definitely got him with a check mate today.
…man I gotta say…
Kai is the dumbest fucking name I could ever imagine for Taylor. That is the name of a 14 year old anime protagonist, not the name of a horsed-faced "father" of two. She is so unbelievably brain dead.. I want to assume Lainey could think for herself by now, she's in her mid-twenties… there's no way she actually thinks that name isn't dumb af. You're really going to allow your husband to name you twice? Isn't that one of the most personal and important parts of transitioning, picking your new name…? And Lainey's that much of a pathetic insect that she's not only letting Onion name her, but name her after an anime character?? That is the name a 12 year old overweight incel weeb would go by on reddit. It's just… so.. fucking.. STUPID.
No. 616046
>>616032Lainey is actually more pathetic than Grugly. They're both disgusting assholes - Greaseystein is delusional, self-aggrandizing, low intelligence, and unquestionably a narc; but Lainey is a special kind of fucking sad. To me at this point it's actually debatable which is worse. She started for sure as a victim, a teen girl who's only been abused etc, but she's had every out and no excuse at this point.
She enables him, and manages to be even more of a pathetic excuse of a woman/man/spaceboi because she could get herself and her kids on the right track but instead names herself fucking
Kai and spergs about literally nothing all day every day. At least pedoGrugly tries to pretend to be functional ffs
No. 616048
>>616046>At least pedoGrugly tries to pretend to be functionalYou sure about that, anon?
Gurgenstein also
>spergs about literally nothing all day every day. No. 616051
>>616048Fair point. I dont know I think it would be a good debate topic - who is worse?
One point to consider is that Gerg is completely uneducated, while Plainey at least was exposed to some sort of further education.
Was she just too brainwashed/damaged too early? Hard to say. Just the kids thing makes me think she could be more pathetic one…Apparently her grooming and brainwashing overrides her natural maternal instinct. Then again, there are plenty of shitty moms out there
No. 616053
>>616044OMG lol
He thought those officers would go to jail, he says he pulled up "most entirely" weeds omg lol
This shit needs to be tweeted at him every day until he deletes his account
No. 616071
>>615834This is why Greg doesn't care.
Taylor is going to be the one forced to pay for everything.
No. 616079
>>615974From the PROTECT Act as well:
>(c) Engaging in Illicit Sexual Conduct in Foreign Places.–Any United States citizen or alien admitted for permanent residence who
travels in foreign commerce, and engages in any illicit sexual conduct
with another person shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not
more than 30 years, or both.
>(f) Definition.–As used in this section, the term `illicit sexual conduct' means (1) a sexual act (as defined in section 2246) with a
person under 18 years of age that would be in violation of chapter 109A
if the sexual act occurred in the special maritime and territorial
jurisdiction of the United States; or (2) any commercial sex act (as
defined in section 1591) with a person under 18 years of age.
TL;DR - It doesn't matter what the age of consent is in any given state if a person travels specifically for sex. If travelling for sex, the person MUST be 18 years of age, regardless of state law.
No. 616080
>>616027I can't tell if he's trying to sympathize with cyr or make him look bad. The only reason why I'm unsure is because gurgles would nEver actually try to reach out to a guy (key word "guy) who cut him out. But at the same time, judging by
>>615811 he seems to be trying to make an anti-edwin statement by disproving the video ed made on dodie possibly lying.
Wonder what edwin did to get on gregs bad side?
No. 616083
>>616081>what's important is we all have some sense integrity where we do things the right way…hahahahahahahahahahahaha
…
fuck.
No. 616085
>>616081lol Greg actually states in the video that those two officer's can face up to 90 days in jail for trespassing and 5 years for perjury. This troglodyte actually thought he was going to not only get away with destroying natural habitat, but also turn the government in on itself because THEY broke the law, not him! NEVER him! Imagine him trying to say this shit to a judge. "I hope this is a learning lesson for everybody".
I'm sure it will be, Greg. I'm sure it will be.
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his twitter sperging about not being a pedophile really makes his arguments for shane being one a little… weak.
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Spend a day inside Gregs head.
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>>616088I thought Greg owned an iPhone X?
No. 616100
>>616092So successful that he only managed to cheat on his wife of 6 years once! He only signed away his son and unborn daughter for like 4 days… and it's not like he went through with it.
If you dont verbally abuse your spouse, its obvious you dont love them enough. How can your relationship last if your not constantly breaking up with them when they disappoint you? They should never stop fighting for love.
6. Years. Get it?! He is the expert, so stop questioning him.
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>>616100His relationship with Taylor may be predatory, but it's not illegal! Suck it haters!
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Lainey turned 18 October 16th, 2012.
The fact that he's still reeing about this is hilarious.
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my advent calendar beer of the day reminded me of a certain someone in more ways than one …(off-topic)
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No. 616137
>>616124She didn't choose it, Greg did and hes basically a 40-50 year old man. She does anything to appease him. Hes happy to use Kai because he named her. He probably would never use Eli or whatever if she went with it because he didn't like it.
She does not match the name "Kai" whatsoever and its such cringe every time he calls her that. I dont think she even likes that name, but shes gonna convince herself she does. Just like she convinces herself shes bi and poly because thats what he wants her to be. Remember how onion went on about how cool he thought the name "Billie" was lol. Nothing about Taylor was to greg's liking, she literally remade her whole identity to please him.
No. 616138
>>616129I know anon, that's why I said "places likes thailand". It was just an example of a place with huge sex trafficking for foreigners.
>>616124>>616126 Kai from AHS.
No. 616139
>>616124It is a pretty common name where I live, even for younger people. But it's the fact that she didn't even chose that name herself and it also feels like she does not like it that much (she was much more enthusiastic about Lain or Eli).
Also, I don't really know a trans person irl, but is it common to go through so many name changes before you make a decision? I feel like Greg saying she's boring is so stuck in her head that she can't stop creating new identities to make herself interesting. Even now Greg is still admiring how funny and quirky Sh was in his new video, while Plainey still has a lame personality (and it's not because she's a cis female).
No. 616142
>>616095He sounds just like Mary Kay Letourneau. They had the greatest love of all and oh sorry they're no longer together.
>>616139That would depend on the person. Some trans people have always thought of themselves as their chosen name before they ever come out or go by it and some will go through a few options before settling on one that fits. I've never seen anyone as wishy washy about it as Lame is though.
No. 616147
>>615811Grug and dodie had a spat a while ago where he shared screenshots of her messages with him on twitter (can't remember if there was a video too?) , Now he's gonna try kissing her ass? And cyr?
M'honesty
No. 616156
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>>616092I was really curious about this so I did some research. It seemed that Lame hopped on Onision dick through twitter starting in 2011 but never got much response. On Jan 15th, Onion follows Taylor back on twitter. But is never really interested until Lainey said she was his soul mate on twitter which happened on Feb 12th, 2012. She would've been newishly 17 (her birthday is Oct 16th, 1994, so 17 for almost 4 months). Looking into old videos Lainey shows old texts to a friend about how she wants to skype him and giving him her skype number, about how much Lainey misses him and that Greg loves her (this convo happened also on Feb 12th). They supposedly only talked as friends as Greg bounce between Shiloh, Skye, and Adrianne. Lainey was such a stalky-obsessive teen it fed into Onions God complex and he was HOOKED after Shiloh was officially done with him. On Feb 23rd Onion practically confesses his love for Lainey…after talking to her for not even two weeks… In a text Gurg sent Taytay talking about how inspired and how different his love was for her Lame says they had dated for ONE DAY when he wrote all of this to her. So they started officially dating on 2/27/2012 (this is all according to time stamps on old texts). On March 1st, Lainey tells Selena that Gurg "purposed" on skype. I skimmed a few different videos and find it interesting that how the date is EVER given on when they first met/had sex… They moved in together in August 2012, note she is still 17 and her living with Greg was against her parent's knowledge, they lived in New Mexico. This is when Lainey was supposed to living in a dorm for college. Lainey then turned 18 on Oct 16, 2012, and they got married on Nov 14, 2012.
Videos I used to gather the info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mZbXZOqPtIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrS_Jq34MUwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCi082WEVRAI just wanted the facts to be straight, not to white knight cause I think it is extremely gross to bag yourself an immature, obsessed fan to be your sex toy and emotional punching bag. Anyways, have some info
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No. 616168
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>>616165mfw Sarah is back and Greg is reeing about how he isn't a pedo.
No. 616188
>>616178He's the very definition of
nouveau riche… except he's not rich anymore HAAAAAAA
No. 616193
>>616165how is it that sarah managed to make this video actually slightly enjoyable? She's a lot more funny and bold, her makeup is great, and you can reaaaally tell she's feeling herself. She's not a yesman anymore.
I pray she manages to dodge gerg, because lainey seems to be oblivious to her glow up.
No. 616207
>>616128Well lookie here. Gerggles made a video for us and we didn't even need to pay him to do it.
I like how he glossed over the fact that he got with Billie when she was 18 but he's going with 19 which was her age when they broke things off with her. Also ignores people stating that Greg deserves his fetish for young teenage girls to be highlighted since he has been attempting to fraudulently accuse Shane Dawson of being a pedophile and has tirelessly attempted to ruin this man's life for the past year over it. It's okay to scream "HE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP CALL THE POLICE ON SHANE" but Greg doesn't call the police.. yet when Greg is called out for moving minor's over state lines for sex he expects anyone taking this event seriously to "call the police". Not hypocritical at all to expect other's to do something you yourself won't.
Believe me, you disheveled ugly dipshit, if statute of limitations hadn't expired long ago we all WOULD be calling the cops on you because, shock, the police take sex trafficking fucking seriously.
No. 616212
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>>616165I wonder how much money Sarah had to pay Lainey to be friends again.
pic unrelated
No. 616216
>>616207Prior to the PROTECT Act (2003), the statute of limitations was five years or age 25, but that changed – now there’s no statute of limitations at all in a case like this.
Unfortunately I think police would only care if Taylor were the one who pursued it. I’m sure her lawyer dad at least considered it when Gronkenstein first started creeping around.
No. 616233
>>616135Mentally Greg seems to be losing the plot. You would think he would be knuckling down spending 20 hours a day trying to secure the people he needs for the wetland work approval, which we already know has a fortnight deadline for a plan, and at the absolute worst time of year to be trying to pin down professionals.
But no, he’s online googling laws about his sex crimes from seven years ago, arguing with strangers.
His priorities are bonkers. Which only gives us more delicious Christmas milk of course, but can you imagine being Lamey knowing this deadline is coming and he’s doing fuck all about it. What am I saying, she’s probably online ordering her next shipment of vapes, hairdyes and Chinese makeup palettes rather than trying to find a landscape specialist herself.
I think 2019 will be interesting beyond the financial and environmental sagas though.
Grug’s appearance has finally cracked and even with filters and makeup and pulling that weird vacant constipated puppy dog face he does in his twitter profile pics, he now looks like a late thirties y/ old man.
Something tells me that, aging, is going to hit him harder than the financial stuff. He has had rejections from women throughout 2018, a few times, too many times now for it to be a coincidence, and the realisation that he has totally and utterly lost any way of attracting in young women will hit his ego hard.
Because with the financial stuff, you KNOW he thinks that he will eventually stumble upon the right way of making the algorithm work for him again and he will start making those big YouTube bucks again, or he thinks his books will take off, he has hope there because of his ego…
…. but he knows his looks can’t come back. He’s a middle aged, caveman looking dad, a very unfortunate looking one. With only his paypigs attracted to him now because they are stuck in 2005 too.
I think he thinks somehow he will be rich again, he just needs to work out how, but once the realisation sets in that his looks are truly gone (what looks he had) it’s going to be a hard hit to his ego and hell to pay for everyone round him.
No. 616244
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>>616237I love that after this huge spergfest his final tweet for the night had the little cold sweat emoji.
I wonder if he really got rattled that traveling to fuck an underage girl could actually get him in trouble. And if there are no statute of limitations, that axe will be hanging over his head for a long time.
No. 616248
>>616233> can you imagine being Lamey knowing this deadline is coming and he’s doing fuck all about it. What am I saying, she’s probably online ordering her next shipment of vapes, hairdyes and Chinese makeup palettes rather than trying to find a landscape specialist herself.That's exactly what I imagine.
Lainey had a chance to keep her household somewhat financially stable by doing Younow, she had enough loyal followers, and she liked doing that. She had every reason to continue doing it, but Greg was too jealous of Taylor being more successful than him, so she stopped.
Let that sink in, she chose to stroke her husband's ego over providing for her children!!!
No. 616263
>>616165Awk sure it wouldn't be Christmas at the Onions if they didn't have a young girl to give attention too. Fuck the kids, they've probably been made to sacrifice their gifts in lieu of their nanny.
I wonder if Greg will force himself on Sarah Christmas morning like he did last year with Maya. How sweet.
No. 616277
>>616051plainey was gaslighted by a much, much older man at the ripe ole age of 17. a man she idolized, as teenagers often do, and never once had time or space to think about objectively and analyze his flaws like he's a real person.
normal teenagers who put their idols on shrines often have time to mature and grow past those behaviors, they get to look back and realize they were idolizing someone who wasn't worth the trouble. taylor never had time for that, and you have to remember greg locked her down before she even turned 18. she never got to live out her youth, broaden her horizons by getting to know people from diverse backgrounds (and thus never got to open up to new ideas/mindsets), explore and discover her identity in a healthy way, go to college and work a real job with her degree. she basically jumped from high school to teen motherhood, even if she broke free from the onionman now she wouldn't get to live that experience because she's now a mother of two with different responsibilities.
greg loves to go after jailbait because he knows no woman who's ever pursued higher education, had previous partners or lived out enough of her life would give him the time of day, or consider him a suitable partner. adult women would have more resources to fend off his gaslighting, they'd have other people to compare him to (and realize he's a useless manchild), they'd have friends to rely on and tell them to leave this piece of shit. lainey might be a shitty parent and do shitty things, but we're overlooking how much under onion's influence she's on (and for how long) and how much of her life he's taken away. i think with enough therapy and time away from him she could do better.
No. 616293
>>616277Sorry, can't see her as a victim now that she has kids of her own. She's been an active enabler at the very least.
Take Greg intimidating Lainey leaving Younow: now that she has kids, her caving into it and leaving Younow directly affects her kids' wellbeing as they're plunging further into debt and she stopped their main source of income.
My reaction to that is not "boo hoo poor gaslighted soul", it's "this failure of a mother doesn't care for her kids future, poor children". It's them who are victims here.
No. 616310
>>616165Thanks for the upload!
So she’s back? I thought lainey was mad becuase he one friend only wanted to be with her because she wanted to date her. Wasn’t that Sarah??
I want to watch the video to see the dynamic but ASMR makes me want to stab myself in the ears.
No. 616315
>>616310That is what the falling out was about, Lainey was mad that Sarah wanted to date her and she didn’t want Greg getting a new girlfriend so easily.
So the question is, who is Sarah a Christmas present for? Lainey as a “sorry I put us into debt” present or Greg as a “sorrry I’m not bringing in enough money or luring Jessie page to you please don’t leave me” gift
Also I feel like anons are forgetting the real reason Lainey left you now
She got butthurt that anons and her fans were constantly complimenting Sarah and if Sarah wasn’t there asking where she was, she couldn’t take the hits to her ego and her dwindling fan base so she jumped ship
No. 616318
>>616317I honestly think they engineered it for asspats and views. And now they are reaping asspats and views because of their supposed "reunion."
I guess this is cynical, but I think Taylor and Greg have both earned cynicism in regards to pretty much all their actions. I don't think there is a genuine bone in either of their bodies.
No. 616334
>>615836He took out a loan. He had to put down 50k downpayment and then the VA (veteran's Affairs) put down the rest of the house payment. He has to pay back the VA for the house. It's like if you get a loan from the bank but instead of owing the bank, he owes a part of the government.
So he owes the government for his house, for back taxes, and now for repairs to protected wetland property.
>>615847If those kids have any college funds/savings at all it's going to be gone. Greg would sooner steal from his own kids than sell his multiple computers or any other valuables.
>>615909Just like Greg to willingly sperg about anything and everything to ignore the fact that he's in legal and financial trouble.
No. 616350
>>616339He's always been irresponsible with his money in part because he felt like he had enough to not ever worry about smarter spending and savings/investments. I know those poor kids don't have anything set aside for their future. Could you imagine if Gurg had a few hundred in his hand right now and he had to choose between putting in savings and accumulating interest for his kids or spending it on a plane ticket to
potentially have a shot at having sex with some random teen girl. He's got the gambler mentality in that sense because even in these dire times he'll still find a way to justify paying for transportation costs if a new girl showed enough interest in him and Lainey because this one could be the one!
No. 616351
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He will never leave Eugenia alone. It’s apparent he gets off to emancipated girls.
No. 616353
>>616351this is just flat-out disgusting. it's not funny, she's not in on the joke and has asked him repeatedly to please stop because this crusade against her is actually deteriorating her mental health. and isn't eugenia his wife's age, too?
greg is a disgusting, disgusting gremlin man.
No. 616360
>>616359not only does her "kill" her in the video, he repeatedly jokes about her very serious eating disorder that he himself has worsened by constantly harassing her/sending his fans to harass her on his videos.
it's one thing to make edgy jokes about serious causes, and it's a whole other thing to constantly make a young anorexic girl the butt of your jokes when you KNOW she's uncomfortable with it. a normal, rational, adult person would do the normal, rational, adult thing, which is to STOP EXPLOITING EUGENIA'S IMAGE AND DISEASE FOR VIEWS. it's not even about legality or whatever, it's just having some fucking consideration for somebody else's feelings for once, greg.
No. 616361
>>616139Blog, but relevant and short.
Boyfriend's best friend for like 20 years is trans and she chose her name and stuck with it immediately.
My own good friend is trans and she immediately had her name and stuck with it.
Personal anecdotes are always taken with a grain of salt, but as
>>616142said, it might take a while but once someone identifies with it they stick with it because it becomes an important milestone in their transition.
So my guess is Lainey is doing what any transtrender would do. Trying to make their identity as "cool" as possible instead of understanding a name is an essential party of what they consider their true identity.
Lainey suffers from the worst case of basic bitch. It's why she latches onto being Mexican, Trans, names, clothing hauls and other superficial garbage that substitutes for a personality. The biggest insult is that she takes real identity issues like POC and gender identity and makes it into something to dance around in like a funny costume.
No. 616366
>>616165couldn't get through more than a minute of this. are they constantly looking at themselves in the monitor or mirror something? its pretty distracting.
look into the camera ffs
No. 616379
>>616378Eating at Taco Bell is so Hispanic. Lainey would never last two seconds in an actual Spanish speaking country. The language alone is gender based. I doubt people would call her “ustedes” or “él” over “ella” just by looking at her or hearing her voice. She’d get
triggered as fuck.
No. 616383
>>616379Even objects are gendered. Kek.
>>616381I know we shouldn't mess with cows, but wtf?!?! Who kills what would be considered and effigy type symbolic person then think it's okay to post it along side the "WELL I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY IRL." Then there's a video right next to it pissing himself why people hate him and how horrible a person is for making fun of HIS INTERPRETATION of a real person? I've never seen such a fucked up morality meter.
The thing with Onion is that he puts out "edgy" humor as honest then expects to be seen a humble, kind person. You have to pick one, Greg. Being non-apologetic isn't fucking honest. Somehow his google dictionary must be malfunctioning.
No. 616385
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>>616381>>616384Reminder that posting about messing with cows in anyway (this includes posting that you are reporting his videos) is cowtipping and
will result in a ban.
No. 616387
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>>616351wow it's almost like he knows it's fucked up
No. 616389
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>>616165Lainey posted the video on youtube with this as the thumbnail. She's asking for trouble.
No. 616391
>>616387Please laugh at a woman with an eating disorder dying in a simulation type game. Oh yeah be healthy and eat your vegetables.
I'd "be mad," but I can't wait to see his videos after he receives his work order bills. Some cows like Momo-kun will be drained slowly. Greg just got full on fucked out of money. Eugenia and Shane can't save him.
No. 616394
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>>616165>>616389Sarah is a full blown thot now.
No. 616408
>>616389Nothing like using the freshly legal teen you’ve been leading on for years as sexy clickbait
I don’t see how longtime fans who know Sarah and have known she’s been around Lainey since she was 14 are okay with this
No. 616411
>>616404she clearly wants it.
she reads this board, she knows exactly what onion is all about.
if she hasn't run screaming by now, that means she is okay with creepy grease man if it means she can snuggle up on those saggy kai boobs.
No. 616443
>>616293Yeah…Taylor is a victim, but being a victim and a bad person are certainly not mutually exclusive. Most predators and general pieces of shit become that way due to circumstances beyond their control- just look at what Greg's childhood was like. However it happened, Taylor is a groomer herself, as well as potentially abusive given what she's done to other women.
In addition, the fact that she allows her kids to be around someone like Greg (which will likely cause them permanent issues, including a high chance that they'll end up with a Cluster B PD themselves) and otherwise puts Greg before their well-being makes her despicable in her own right. Not to mention her neglectful "attachment parenting" style, wherein the only things that seem to matter are udderfeeding and co-sleeping.
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No. 616445
>>616443This.
You can't simply try to excuse every behavior because someone is a victim themselves, most people are. The issue with kainey (i like that btw) is while yes, she's a victim, she didn't mature enough to not continue the cycle of shit behavior.
No. 616449
>>616445I suspect that she had some problems to begin with. Even children have some sort of substance and sense of identity; it really seems like there's nothing behind the eyes. She finds a trend that for whatever reason strikes her fancy and becomes it. There doesn't seem to be any sense of self there. Plus her initial obsession with Greg definitely wasn't normal teen behavior.
Sarah kind of strikes me as similar- it feels like she's not a complete person, but that could just be because of her youth and the Avaroes' influence over her. She does seem to be more complex than Taylor.
No. 616475
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Anus is the biggest example of the Dunning-Kruger effect, it describes him PERFECTLY
No. 616505
>>616393Ironic when he made a video crying about StrangeAeons criticising his book character (because it was based on his dead friend?)
Another thing. The character in the book is obsessed with onions character and Greg stated at one point that the dead friend character had a crush on him (as reason why he became distant when onion character got with abbigale) so is this part true or is the character altered to the extent that it doesn't really matter if its critiqued? Not that it does anyway lmao.
No. 616517
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>>616515not to be a jerk but you just have to google "statute of limitations PROTECT act"
learning things on your own makes a bigger impact and retention is longer
https://www.justice.gov/archive/opa/pr/2003/April/03_ag_266.htm No. 616532
>>616531Hes still in that early stage of "Im above all that"
Greg is a contrarian. Whatever is popular, he says is stupid.
A recent example is Patreon. He was dead set against it, hated it with a passion and laughed at other YTubers who did it. Now thats his main source of income.
Give it a few months and he will be a Fortnite super fan, just as the teens have moved on to the new shiny thing.
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lol
No. 616537
>>616535the very same
I just think it's funny that he doesn't mind showing off that he's been compared to a total piece of shit, so long as he's good looking.
No. 616538
>>616531I don't know about all that… most fortnite youtubers are extremely PC and do not cuss and are very family friendly as their audience is comprised solely of young children. It would probably bring a lot of ire against him if he tried to tap into an audience THAT young, considering his entire Onision brand is "edgy dark humor with lots of sex/violence/obscenities". On top of that, he would have to actually be decent at the game (he isn't decent at any game). Greg would need to find a way into this niche market and in the process alienate all his fans who love his edgelord brand. There are already 20 million Ninja wannabes out there, I can't imagine Greg could just turn out Fortnite gameplay and rake in views because of it.
But still, I get where you're coming from… especially considering he always jumps on those hype trains for dumb kid shit like Tik Tok videos.
No. 616553
>>616546Do you really think she'd want anything to do with laying The Grease down at this point in her life? I can't see it.
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No. 616612
>>616604It’s unbelievably bad. What does he have against commas?
Also, it is fucking hilarious how often he forgets not to call his self-insert Greg.
No. 616615
>>616612Does he purposefully call the protog Greg once in a while in an attempt to break the fourth wall or is this an honest to goodness mistake? Because I can't see anyone being dumb enough to do something like that in the first place never mind do it multiple times and leave it in the finished version.
If Kainey is still editing for him like she used to, I NEED to know how the absolute fuck she got through college. Is there a program for slow people I just haven't heard of?
Man I would die to see her transcripts.. is there any actual proof she graduated with her bachelors? So many questions…
No. 616621
>>616615There’s no editing. He’s like “a fly with it’s wigs stuck” and talks about the story of “Kane and Able”.
The sad thing is that there’s the kernel of an interesting story in the idea of a boy who gets abducted and tormented by aliens, but Gurg ruins it by having his self-insert go super duper saiyan with all the powers.
He could honestly just hand this to a therapist instead of bothering to talk in sessions, it’s so transparently about his obsessions and his childish wish fulfillment.
Never stop laughing at how Greg/Daniel is described as tall and handsome, even before his literal god-moding.
No. 616636
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>>616165Next to Sarah it becomes so obvious how much Lainey let herself go. And I wonder how long Greg can pretend that he doesn't mind at all that there is nothing left of the cute teen girl he married after only 6 years. Sure, people get older and change, but these two pictures are only 3 years apart. I'm not surprised Greg is getting so pushy about wanting a "real" female in their relationship.
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No. 616654
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>>616647A reply to that photo on Twitter. Kek.
No. 616665
>>616647A quick social media search of the name kai brings up mostly girls whose name is kaitlyn using kai as a nickname, some other women literally only two trans men, and a few older men.
Congrats lame. It’s old man or woman. Your fakeboi name still isn’t a boy name. And a lot of boys with the name are Asian. What happened to “leaning to the masculine side”? Eli was actually kind of a decent name. It fit her fakeboi personality better. Too bad your husband doesn’t actually want a man, now he can say kai and nobody knows if his spouse (because let’s be real he wouldn’t be caught dead saying husband) is a man or a woman
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No. 616669
>>616615Lurk moar he's said he doesn't edit at all, nor does he let others proofread. Don't you remember the mighty spergout at beck for offering to proofread? Also refer to
>>615797 im fully convinced it was an accident because he's a stupid narc
I mean I wondered if it was like subliminal brainwashing for his fans but I think he's too fucking stupid for even that
No. 616678
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>>616665Greg should be glad that the Trumps like that name too.
No. 616698
>>616694I'd barely call it a tinfoil.
Taylor listed Shane first.
She only knows about Onision cause of that stupid kiss with Shane.
She still watches Shane's content, as shown via her own videos.They're both in love with him, and neither can have him. Pathetic.
No. 616712
>>616698she was skinwalking even back then.
lainey mentioned in a stream that she originally was going to call herself laineybug
and guess whos girlfriend at the time had a very similar name
No. 616756
>>616754It happened a couple of years ago.
She and Sarah got mad at an admin of an anti-o blog and doxxed her and her kids on YouNow. The Gurg got in on it and made a couple of videos giving out further information on the admin, and claimed that she was actually in love with him (lol. sounds familiar.) and was trying to get in on the trinity
No. 616770
>>616667It's the nightmare before milkmas! Top kek anon.
>>616642To be a fuckboi you actually have to fuck around, thats kind of what the term means. I know she is trying to come across that way but it's really pathetic when you consider that in real life she is totally awkward when it comes to having relationships with women. Either she comes across as a creepy pedo like her beloved ogre or a socially and sexually repressed "cool mom".
No. 616801
>>616770This is something weird to me. Lainey constantly stated in the past 5 months of "becoming who she was meant to be (a he)" that she loved the "fuckboi aesthetic". Yet on younow she would tell people she is a submissive and she needs a girl to come on to her first because she's way too shy to ever make the first move.. but she loves girls who are innocent and not too outgoing (??) so basically she wants to ACT like a confident self-obsessed domineering piece of shit yet when it comes down to it she must be treated like a precious pretty little virgin?
So fucking weird.
Honestly I can't help but feel like her life has revolved around Gergamesh for so long now - completely centered around someone who never stopped thinking of themselves and talking about themselves and every day all day filmed and watched videos of themselves… it's almost like she wanted to become Greg because she was such a hopeless loser with zero personality or presence so Gerg subconsciously molded Lainey into a mini Onision. If you think about her "transition" like that and think she picked up so many of her displayed personality traits and psychology from Gerg, it becomes so much more disturbing.
Every fucking facet of this chick was Greg's idea and needed Greg's approval. "This will be your name from now on. I think your bisexual. I think you like women. I'm having you make a coming out video. I think you should cut your hair. I think you need to get a girlfriend. I think I need to also fuck your girlfriend. You are not allowed to get top surgery though and have to keep breast feeding until I say stop. I think I need to name you again. I really like hentai so Kai might fit."
I mean fuck they seriously look like twins at this point.. she has lived with this man for 7+ years and they have zero friends and just sit around the house focusing on Greg.. Greg's youtube channel, Greg's online beef, Greg's books, Greg's music, Greg EVERYTHING…
Now I'm beginning to feel sorry for Lainey's dumb ass a tiny bit, even though she's also horribly selfish, narcissistic and entitled. I don't know man, their entire way of life is so unhealthy and so disturbing.
No. 616803
>>616787Well tbf, she invited Billie over so she could be her ~girlfriend~ but kept on ignoring and throwing passive aggressive shade towards her. It's no wonder she then rather hung out with Gerg and bonded with him.
When they brought Maya in the mansion Gaylor kept ignoring her as well and Gerg took advantage of that and spent time with her.
It's like she never even was gay or interested in getting a girlfriend. /sarcasm/
No. 616814
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Latest Onion ass-shot from his new “horror-com” video (ew)
No. 616822
>>616810lmao nailed it
>>616814You've just given severe PTSD to everyone on lolcow. What the hell is this from, some new patreon video..? I truly feel sorry for people who find this simpering retard funny.
No. 616832
>>616822Oh c’mon anon, seeing Chris-Chan drinking orange soda with his own jizz is worse kek
As for the video, it’s been uploaded to his main channel
No. 616852
>>616850Very true.
This is slightly off topic but would anyone be interested in a new anti-O discord server?
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No. 616865
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He's still shuffling around his channels in hopes of maintaining his control of the narrative.
No. 616866
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>>616157he's so fucking ugly. how can he even think a woman like jessie paege is even remotely interested in him
No. 616871
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Wow, this 30 year old man is making a scrapbook for patreon and this is what he decides to put in it?
No. 616873
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Just noticed that Lambo removed her pronouns from her twitter bio. Granted they’re in her header pic and all (small as fuck might I add), but this was a conscious decision being made.
It’s probably nothing, but still worth noting if she ever gets triggered by ~misgendering~ in the future.
No. 616881
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>>616814Just to clear things up.
Thats Eugene Capon from CaponDesign. All these new videos we're seeing from Greg with his "friends" hes doing all the camera work. I dont really see him in most of them.
No. 616885
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>>616865Every time Onision does these "polls" it reminds me of that love sick nerd in high school who would pass notes to all the girls in class hoping to snag a girlfriend.
No. 616886
>>616871>he still has this??????
He knows that he's the one putting his entire life online, right?
No. 616888
>>616886Its a badge of honor. A token that no authority figure can break him.
Im surprised he doesnt still have the bloodied boots he kicked his fathers face in with.
No. 616893
>>616871Ummm…
Isn't this just validation that Greg is a bad seed and mentally troubled?
Like, it says 4th Contract Violation.
Meaning… Greg was so disruptive and undisciplined, that teachers or administrators tried to get him to follow rules outlined in a contract, but he's ignored the rules 4 times.
And that was just in middle school.
To any new farmers, please read the following link, which is an old high school classmate explain how bizzare Greg was, and how he fell straight down from the insane embarrassment tree.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=HS_Anon_AccountThose poor kids. Trot and Clot have no chance at being normal, functioning members of society as long as Greg stays in the picture.
How can he ever show understanding and proper discipline, if he never had any to begin with?
How embarrassing it must be to be married to Greg. How pathetic that Lainey and Greg both just saw the other as low lying fruit, and they went for it, to the delight of farmers and haters everywhere.
There pathetic lives brings us the chuckles, and I for one delight in their steady fall into deep deep cringe.
No. 616902
>>616898meh, too much of a pussy to ever really harm anyone
anytime you hear stories of him in conflict with people in real life, like people in his face he backs down and sulks away
for fucks sake he pussied out when Jeffrey Star was calling him a faggot and pushing his buttons
No. 616911
>>616909Interesting. When exactly was this? Before or after cuddlegate?
He's definitely going to fuck Sarah.
No. 616916
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>>616907Does he smash food into his face hoping some gets in his mouth?
Someone get him an Xmas gift set of napkins.
No. 616918
>>616871Oh wow, so edgy
Seriously, what's the fucking point of that
No. 616919
>>616910Be a yes man.
>>616916Greg has proven multiple times he doesn't know how to wash himself. I'm not really surprised any more when he has shit on his face/clothes/etc.
No. 616920
>>616916I was thinking the same thing. God that is disgusting. This is a grown ass 33 year old man who can't even wipe his mouth before making one of these half-assed videos. Imagine being Sarah and this is what is happening in the room next to you. You know he probably went on and on to Plain and Sarah about how funny he is for fucking a plastic head.
Vomit.
No. 616924
>>616871>parent conferenceThis confirms Mama Onion knew he was a fuck up possibly for years and willingly did nothing about it.
>maximum punishment for>disrespect>interference and intimidation>defiance of authority>willful disobedience>FOURTH VIOLATIONBasically, he couldn't stop sperging out even in eighth grade to the point they had to separate him from the class for a week to get anything done for the fourth time in a row. That's extreme.
No. 616930
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December 2015 - The night you consummate your poly relationship.
Sitting at the edge of the bed, hugging your knees rocking back and forth as your husband gets sukmi from your blue haired girlfriend as he stares at you like he wants to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
No. 616957
>>616954One of the many things that irritate me with Kainey is that she keeps trying new video concepts and says «maybe it’ll be like a new series on my channel» but
never follows through on any of it. She is so fucking lazy that she didn’t even manage to make her cooking into a series even though I remember people on younow kept asking for it after her sushi-vid. She’s the laziest youtuber, next to her gremlin husband
No. 616963
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>>616954How can Lainey not think goblin gender is real, when she's married to a goblin?
No. 616972
>>616954This shouldn't become a series because they are not smart enough for a good debate. They both only had one argument they just repeat over and over again and it's really boring.
The only thing that's interesting is Lainey saying because she can't understand how someone could feel like another species, it's invalid. So when I don't understand how she can identify as a boy while giving birth and breastfeeding, I guess it's okay to say she's invalid.
No. 616990
>>616976Elli is popular in nordics, not Eli. Never met a woman named Eli here or in Norway.
T. Finnish
No. 617015
>>616990Idk about Finland so maybe i should have left that one out, but it's definitely common in Norway. I know two girls named Eli.
-Norwegian newfag
No. 617038
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>>616954When your trans larping wife has to exit out of her own head space to fathom how hard you're reaching you might want to reconsider broadcasting your "debates"
>>616963Kekekekek. Goblinkin suits him well.
No. 617050
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Greg did his daily diligence of creeping on Jessie Paege. God it is amazing how he can't see how weird it is to tweet at this chick daily when she clearly doesn't want anything to do with him.
No. 617137
>>617125nta and also I have no idea who that character you're referencing is, but let's make it pseudo-phonetic for ease of discussion…
in my personal experience:
male Eli usually pronounced "eel-eye"
female Eli usually pronounced "ell-iee"
>>616990>>617015>>617070is it the same for you nordic anons?
No. 617155
>>617050He is playing the unicorn lotto and failing miserably kek. What I really find fascinating about Grugly is that he can't view a woman without sexually objectifying them but somehow WE are perverse for seeing that. It's like when Jaclyn Glenn got her tits done and it totally
triggered him because he definitely would have fapped to her natural body but now she is a freak because he can't stroke his vienna sausage to implants. Could you imagine if Jessie said she wanted to get a boob job? He would be obsessively tweeting every 5 minutes sperging about how perfect she is and that society is brainwashing her and implants are bad for you.
No. 617192
>>617177Repzion's really milking lolcow for Christmas cash. On one hand I am glad he is getting information out to the general public about Onion's recent idiocies, but if you frequent LC then he really just summarizes what anon's have already dug up and said before. I do wish he would put some work in himself to research these topics further, ex. research past cases similar to Greg's or come up with any unique points. Rep didn't even add/show most of the milkiest info anons have posted here. He is capable of better - kind of disappointing lately.
Repzion also mentions that he is going to follow in Aeon's footsteps in reviewing Greg's books. What is her video at now, 1 million+ views? I don't blame him for going that route, but because it's already been done, I hope he does an in-depth review of the newest addition to Greg's written manifesto of retardation and does it justice - instead of pushing it out solely to feed off the lingering hype from Aeon's video.
No. 617201
>>616533Onision would be impressed by fucking Daniel.
Guess he dosent know Daniel's a pathetic man-child who goes after old japanese divorcees and can't make friends or talk to people in real life.
No. 617204
>>617203They literally said they are happy he is providing information on other media about Onion boy? Do you not know how to read??
The guy kind of reminds me of the spoon feeder real stream news or whatever the hell his name was.
No. 617209
>>617189imo due to the destruction he should lose the property either way
but yeah, he doesnt own it so i dont think itll even count for much
No. 617215
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Onision saying Jessie looked good in a suit. Do you all remember the face he made in the video of Lainey showing off her prom suit?
No. 617230
>>617203Agreed who gives a shit about how his videos are, as long as hes showing what a dumbass onion is its fine.
>>617204Yeah after nickpicking on stupid shit
>>617215I wonder what Plainey is thinking now. That look is one that is displeased.
No. 617261
>>617215That’s the exact same look of contempt my stepfather gives me
…fuck
(no one cares) No. 617281
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>>617164this makes so much sense though, they probably did chat privately at least once at some point and ever since he feels like responding to her tweets isn't creepy 'cause they 'know each other'.
Anons were over the moon that she never responds to his tweets (apart from that one 'thank you'), but what if she did actually respond to him in her dm's?
No. 617294
>>617192fuck repz. he's a bottom feeder that's too lazy to put any thought or effort into the material he scoops from LC, KF, etc. so he ends up wasting it for views from retards.
>>617177 this shit really doesn't help.
No. 617298
>>617294I tried liking Rep's content, but he doesn't present it well. He gets all jumbled up pretty much every time he starts to form a coherent thoigh and I lose interest.
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No. 617331
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>>617313>Wasn't he the one who sent snail mail to Taylor's parents when she got married warning them of Gargoyle? Nah that was old man Keith.
Back on topic, I wonder if Greg and Lainey have made any effort to try and find a contractor for their house. Seems like they’re just fucking around, especially since Sarah is there.
No. 617341
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>>617331Another drama Sims creator got tagged in the comments. Incoming Greg sperg..
No. 617344
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Someone on KF did the most accurate sum-up of how Gregory thinks that I've ever seen. It's like he's got the object permanence of a toddler who thinks if he deletes something it's gone forever and thus never happened and no one will remember it because there's no PROOOOOOF that it happened.
No. 617379
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The Shane “documentary” is back on UhOhBro. Scrolled through to see if it was the same, and yep looks identical to me.
No. 617393
>>617391She’s an idiot because all she needs to do is quit putting her dumbass husband in all her videos. He is literally YouTube poison and there’s no way she couldn’t know this.
I almost feel as if she is self sabotaging. She has been told by her fans that they would prefer him not on her channel, but I think she keeps him in there because then she doesn’t have to. Be solely responsible for the success of her own content. She can tell herself it’s just because people dont like Gregg
No. 617396
>>617395Because she lives in a delusional state where she thinks she's "won" by being married to him. As if he's not jerking off to his female followers and any other female Youtuber that catches his eye.
Just look what happened with B and the others. She happily turned on them and blamed THEM for her husband's cheating and went right back to loving him because she got him in the end because he refuses to divorce her.
No. 617410
>>617407Their dynamic isn't that hard to figure out, or that interesting. He landed another fan girl. He is with her because alamony + child support would is his worst fear. I guarentee he had already looked into it. The situation with B is due to his poor impulse control. He threw his "well now you're a homewrecker" line at her as a cop out. Who wouldn't think twice about about their situation when such a thought is thrown out.
Why is Kainey with him? Even easier and more boring. She "won" him over all his other fans and didn't have to pay for it. Leaving him would put her in an unknown territory of hsving to do things by herself. Although she already does it all by herself. I just want him to start slapping her around just to liven this snooze fest.
No. 617422
>>617344I'm sorry anon but the person you screenshotted has no idea what they're talking about and is essentially just making a statement grounded in the poppiest of pop psychology.
>>617417That would be great for us, but Taylor doesn't deserve a platform to make herself out to be a sympathetic character (which she most certainly would). She's a predator too. No doubt that, if she does by some miracle leave Greg, there will be scores of people on here and elsewhere that forget what a piece of shit she is in her own right and start providing her with views/money.
No. 617427
>>617406Thanks for ruining Mr.Repzion for me.
Fuck.
No. 617429
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>>617014>>617424obvious self posting.
No. 617442
>>617379he can keep re-branding all he wants. change the content on hos channels. adopt new names. make starting over videos. repost old shit to other channels. he will never get the amount views he seeks. it doesnt matter in what order you do it, gurgles. you do not have an audience.
that being said i cannot WAIT for Jan. 1 when credit cards get pinged and we see how many "fans" chose between onion and xmas gifts.
No. 617443
Apologies for OT
>>617313>>617298>>617316>>617294Well damn.. Okay then I'll be honest, I was nitpicking and criticizing him initially because I genuinely think he sucks. I tried to switch it to a positive viewpoint as
>>617203 someone got quite… upset
No. 617445
>>617442Top 5 videos on Uh Oh Bro: 3 years or older
Top 5 videos on OnisionSpeaks: 4 years or older
Top 5 videos on Onision: 2 years or older
Shane Dawson Top 5 videos: No video older than 8 months.
That is why you are irrelevant, Onion Boy.
No. 617448
>>617379he just renamed it to prime the viewer's opinion of the video in hopes they won't call him out for painting shane as a pedo. which he did.
And so he can say "nuh-uh!! I said he was innocent in the title!!"
No. 617449
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His description for the video is sad and so is the amount of ads on the video. Being paid to harass someone who you thought was friends with your dumbass? What a dream. /s
No. 617452
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Gregma’s getting real risqué with his videos.
If anyone was curious about what Billy the fat fuck looks like naked; well, here y’all go.
No. 617458
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Oh shit son.(Off-topic)
No. 617460
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No. 617510
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>>617508 its just "owo i love trans people11" and responding to the haturz by going "merry christmas!"
image related sounded so sarcastic to me
No. 617511
>>617510LGBT PEOPLE GREG. ITS LGBT PEOPLE.
this shit annoys me to no end
No. 617514
>>617510He’s only happy because Kalvin Garrah got suspended because of a popular transtrender’s fans reported Kalvin for bullying.
I’m really starting to think that since he’s verified he’s protected from suffering the same fate as Kalvin. GG Twitter.
No. 617515
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>>617510 how to deflect criticism 101
step one: dont do this please
No. 617525
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>>615659‘Tis the season to continuously creep on a 19 year old girl.
No. 617526
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No. 617543
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This destitute man refuses to learn how to wrap a present but it's the thought that counts. Also he wasn't in that gay sketch at all, has he been absent in his own content lately?
No. 617546
>>617515>beforeHe hasn't stopped lmao
>>617514Yeah, I'm pretty convinced they don't have to follow the rules like (most) every one else.
No. 617555
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Too relevant
No. 617566
>>617557….
ok but you said him calling taylor/lainey/kai "husband" was his way of making people think he split up with taylor/lainey/kai
No. 617601
>>617584This is old…
Fucking read the older threads newfag
No. 617610
>>617604Its the small power struggles that Greg loves.
Eventually Taylor will submit to his will and tell everyone that it was her decision to be called Kai
No. 617620
>>617605Really? Well, Sarah is more likely to know how Lainey really feels, so no doubt she probably told Sarah which name she prefers.
I’m pretty sure Lainey said in some video she liked Eli but that gurg made fun of it? Or was that some other name?
No. 617631
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Nothing like the closed-mouth philtrum-press of these two particular boys (who are unable to grow mustaches) to remind us all what Potter Stewart meant when he said "I'll know it when I see it".
I for one, would prefer not to. "See it", that is.
No. 617656
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Greg is trying to profit off of mental illness. Just another day ending in y.
No. 617657
>>617545This is probably just his way of placating her for now, or else she might break through his mind control and escape (if she has the common sense to do so).
But I'm fairly confident that once she outlives her purpose as bait for a 3rd trinity member, he will dump her and use the new one to lure in a more feminine woman (since Plain has destroyed herself in her attempts to become a transtrender).
No. 617658
>>617645how is this illegal?
not an ironic question
No. 617684
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>>617657Glad you mentioned transtrender, because it looks like Lainey’s only real trans friend NoahFinnce (the one she collabed with awhile back) has jumped on board with kalvin garrah in talking about the transtrender epidemic. It’s funny because the entire video is literally shade at how Lainey views gender is wrong. I doubt it was at her, but bet she’s gonna assume it was. I’m glad bigger trans YouTubers are beginning to notice this problem.
No. 617704
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Onision is up and tweeting out important points here. Also Kainey is exclusively using male pronouns now.
No. 617707
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Sure he didn't technically get dragged in to court but he still has to abide by that agreement.
No. 617709
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>>617704He's playing his part as a loving and respectful gay husband online…until he can find someone new, anyone new lol.
No. 617714
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>>617707https://drive.google.com/open?id=1opwm4Aa_R-BXhYeK3fJoiTFUR7vpYWblLet's All Grow Up & Be Happy Please (Onision Never Went To Court)
the title is a mouthful, have fun ladies.
No. 617716
>>617704Reminder that in his previous tweet he said he “forgave” Lainey when she revealed she was underage.
Starting that emotional manipulation early.
No. 617720
>>6177144:29 Greg says he paid Sk the $90,000 he agreed on, but didn't the court rule against him, so he
had to pay the money. Wasn't he super upset about Sk
stealing all his money?
No. 617723
>>617714Transcript of 4:42-11:40
>And this other issue he's talking about involves, like, (pauses) yard work. Um, and i know a lot of you probably just clicked away because it's so ridiculous. Yard work. Like, I've had people call me a literal murderer. (pauses) For yard work. (pauses) I'm not even kidding. Like this is, this is- sighs, hold in hands I just, sometimes I look at the internet and I wonder why you guys are like this, like why- why do you do this? stutters I can't imagine a world where I would ever make a hate video about someone over yardwork. (pauses) And you know I'm not even really supposed to talk about my yard work. pauses That's what's ridiculous- I'm not even supposed to talk about it. And it's just yard work. (pauses) Anyway, so… stutters I can't go in depth, but (pauses) everything is fine. Um, smiling everything's repaired. Like there's no damage. At all. Everything looks great. Um, I was told to not even film anything (chuckling) outside my house, ever… by legal representation.
>Like they said, you know the int- they literally described you guys, and I'm not trying to crap on you, but I think a lot of us know that the internet is totally crazy. But they literally describe you guys as nuts… like they say the internet is crazy, has a bunch of crazy people on it, who will try to rip apart your life if you try to share anything with them- and this is a real hindrance cause I- I like making videos for you guys, I like entertaining you guys and so forth, but, laughing when I make a video where I'm doing yard work with a… a caterpillar? A miniature bulldozer? I was- I was always making my yard look great again- just like America. laughs But the moment I do that, it's like, the end of the world, you know? My neighbor told me to do it and so I did! And my housing community told me to, you know, take care of any trees that, you know, posed a risk or whatever. And I did that! (pauses) And everybody knows.
>Like I just don't- I did things I was told to do, and- and then- and then everybody freaks out. It's just bizarre, you know? Initially people were saying I was going to jail, they're like "Oh here's Onision's court date, he's going to jail-" and I'm not talking about any of this, I hadn't talked about any of this for months, but people are still like, harassing me on Twitter and saying like, "You're going to jail!" and I'm just looking at it going "No I'm not." And then they- I didn't go to jail laughing because it's ridiculous! (pauses) And then they um… like because the- it was- there was like this- (pauses) thing where you get- in just huge trouble if you don't respond to the…um, complaint. So I respond to the complaint, which means there's no risk of anything traumatic.
>Um… (long pause) but the Internet is the one who complained, can you believe that? Because I recorded myself doing yardwork, the internet reported me. For doing yard work. rolls eyes, sighs Anyway- near a swamp. Is bad because it was near a swamp. that's why everyone's freaking out. Oh yard work near a swamp, (pause) it's technically a lake but it's- it's literally like a swamp. If you could see it in person it's a swamp. laughing It's tiny, and it's a swamp. Like, let me- let me elaborate. Uh, in the summer, the water gets so low that the entire surface is covered with vegetation. That's a swamp. Um, that's what people are mad about. Call me Shrek. Anyway, umm… (pauses) This is- I never knew..? That people would freak out so much about this- especially since we all live in wood houses? You know? (laughs) We all step and kill plants every single day when we walk around, pretty much? Uh, when you walk in your yard you're killing things- insects and everything, and it's just weird that's suddenly… like this is- this is outrage. Yard work (long pause). Like there's no erosion or anything, everything is great (pause). Seriously, I- I made sure everything is great- my yard is, actually, better than it's ever been.
>I- I- I (laughing) feel like I'm living in bizarro world where, because you did yard work- a video gets over, almost half a million views, and 97% likes, because I did yard work (pauses). And- and I'm a POS cause I did yard work (pauses). Near a swamp (long pause, then laughs) It's just like I don't know what world I live in anymore. This is kind of like how I felt during the 2016 election, when our president lost by three million votes and still won. (laughing) I was just like…(pause) are we-? what is this world we live in? Guys? (laughs, then long pause) Oh my god… but you know you guys have been so sweet to me on Twitter, uh, the people who are sweet- there's other people who aren't sweet, but like, I've gotten a lot of really positive people, and really understanding people in Patreon. Thank you to people on Patreon for being so supportive of me and everything (pauses). I am- I'm at constant awe, you know? (pauses) I'm constantly amazed by- like I kind of wonder, like, what's next. Like- (pauses then stutters) What thing do I do next that the entire Internet freaks out about. And…(laughing) like, if you can get in trouble for yardwork, like if you can get really… like if people could say you're a terrible human for yardwork, (extremely long pause) I just don't… (pauses) Wow. I have no idea. Anyway regarding that case I can't talk much about it but-
>(text on screen that says "just to be clear i had a court date but it did not go through as they decided I didn't need to go to court")
>We came to a really good conclusion, which is just have someone look at it. I'm gonna have some people look at it. And if they realize what I said is true, that everything is in good shape, then we're all good! I don't know how that's losing a court case. (long pause, then laughing) this just blows my mind- losing a court case is like, you have to pay a fine of 15 grand, that's, that's like losing a court case or something like that, like… But I'm just- I just have to have people check it out, and we're gonna handle this like adults (pauses) and say look at my yard and they're gonna be like okay your yard looks good…(pauses) That's it. (pauses) Like I just can't, internet. You guys? Just- just this once, you know? Can we all just be adults. No. 617725
>>617718Let's all pray for some more milk.
The only thing that could make this whole thing better is if Greg had to go to court a second time because he wouldn't leave poor Eugenia alone, ON TOP OF paying all those fines and desperately trying to fix his local ecosystem.
I hope she does something about it because he seems to have some kind of stalker-like obsession with her. He has made nine videos so far and that's not even counting how many times he has mentioned her in others.
No. 617726
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>>617723>e-everything's fine! totally fine!>camera evidence of him putting 1$ sod over an area where there were once trees and blackberry bushes existsThey're not gonna say everything's fine, Gurg. You're fucked.
No. 617728
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Now he's blaming the neighbor.
I'm sure the WDFW won't care if his neighbor told him to cut trees down, everything is in Greg and Lainey's name. He will never take responsibility.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1GOae3uEAdF-WeV1VxVfYAxaa6A4g-pZD (I Protected My Kids & Followed My Neighbor's Advice | MIRROR)
No. 617729
>>617714>>617722>>617723Well, I think, Greg still lacks major understanding of what he's done and what's the outcome of his "not-physically-been-in-court" appointment.
If any state officials happen to see the video, he'll be in even more trouble than he already is right now since he doesn't convey the slightest impression of being willing to accommodate.
He still doesn't realize or doesn't want to realize that he's the one who did a whole lot of wrong here.
No. 617730
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He put up a second video about this. I'm sure it's about how he's a victim of believing others because apparently everyone told him it was just fine to completely rip apart a section of his yard.
>>617714That part in the beginning when he was talking about Repzions video getting half a million views and a high percentage of likes you can tell he's super salty that someone other than him can pull those numbers. And that's Onions status heading into 2019 "hate" reactions to him easily get way more views that he could ever attain.
No. 617732
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>>617728So he's officially been told by his lawyer not to talk about the case and the biologist quite subtly mentioned that it wouldn't be a good idea to tweet or make videos (we all know he's read the notice), and yet he goes on and makes not one but two videos about his "yard work"?
Will he ever make at least one good decision?
No. 617736
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>>617728Didn't his neighbour report him in the first place? Is he saying his neighbour deliberately set him up?
No. 617739
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>>617728Hey Greg, I might not know your yard as well as you (pretend to) know it, but last time I checked nettles, blackberries and devil's club didn't look like trees,
Here's a friendly reminder of what you cut down since you like facts so much.
P.S.: The picture on the left and the subscript are not meant to harrass you! It's there to help, send some good vibes your way and get you into shape again. It's something I learned from your Eugenia videos.
No. 617740
>>617728The back of his head on the mirror's reflection
Woooof
No. 617745
>>617728Of course when fines are looming, Grease is so down for exploiting his children for views. What happened to him "not being a dad anymore"?
I bet he'll film his little swamp kids playing around in the yard next to prove what an upstanding parent he is.
No. 617748
>>617701>>617723Sorry I missed your first post, but for future videos:
There is no need to transcribe videos manually.
1 Download the subtitles using
http://www.downsub.com2 Change the file extension to txt and open it in a text editor app
3 Strip the html code using
http://www.zubrag.com/tools/html-tags-stripper.php4 Strip the srt code using
http://www.gopetsamerica.com/webmaster/srt-to-text-online-converter.aspx5 Edit the text for word accuracy and to add punctuation and numerals (numbers are stripped in step 4). The auto generated subtitles are surprisingly accurate, depending on the person's enunciation. You may not even need to listen to the video.
No. 617762
>>617723>(text on screen that says "just to be clear i had a court date but it did not go through as they decided I didn't need to go to court")they decided you didn’t need to go to court…..,. because you worked out a settlement.
isn’t that what happened though? he’s making it sound like his lawyer or whatever was like “you don’t need to go to court! it’s just yard work! and also you’re so honest!” when really he DID need to go to court… he just ended up not having to actually ~go~ because they worked out an agreement….. (unless im understanding the situation incorrectly)
No. 617769
>>617765He's absolutely not getting out of this. The court documents made it clear he's paying for the 'stop work' fines, has to pay the paperwork fees along the way, hiring an expert, and then paying for replacements of whatever the expert says needs to be replaced plus paying for the labor it takes to fix everything.
He's absolutely delusional or his lawyer is lying to him.
No. 617774
>>617728Anus sperging out that people should be able to do what they want on their own property, and that the laws aren't REASONABLE showcases just how much he doesn't get it.
Hey dipshit, there's a reason why we don't allow people to have fires during burn bans, fuck with wetlands and do what we please. Because what I might do on my property might cause flooding, put other people at risk and could affect others for generations. It's not that difficult of a concept.
I hope the next house he downsizes into is in a development with a super fussy Homeowners association.
No. 617775
>>617774I can see it now:
>"My HOA is Kink-Shaming Me"He shows a clip of him running around in his front yard running around in his diaper smearing fake shit all over his gross old man bod. Shows a screenshot of a letter and a fine for breaking community rules.
No. 617805
File: 1545883200577.png (97.75 KB, 709x479, Capture _2018-12-26-23-06-38.p…)
Is he really trying to say his lawyer didn't represent him, when there's documents proving otherwise? Is this guy retarded or something?
No. 617813
File: 1545883832020.png (108.82 KB, 688x423, Capture _2018-12-27-02-09-22.p…)
hmmm
No. 617819
>>617805WTF? Maybe he means that his lawyer didn't go through the appeals tribunal and thus didn't "lose in court." I'm sure the tribunal fees would have been expensive and maybe it was leverage into opening his asshole wide for Piece County.
Greg, you didn't just lose in court (not literal, you dumbass), you fucking half assed tried then became a pussy and didn't go through your appeal. That's like quitting in the middle of a game and saying you didn't lose when you were down by a ridiculous amount of points. Not the best analogy. Perhaps we should leave genius analogies to Greg?
No. 617832
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>>617813Spoiler alert: it was lizardqueenxoxo, the one who lost her dad to suicide and Greg decided to one-up her with his fixation on his dad being a pedo.
She was also the one heavily moderating his youtube comments.
No. 617838
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(nitpick)
No. 617858
>>617707We already know that Greg is the biggest liar, but I would like to point out that he is the biggest liar. she may have had an attorney during his divorce, however you still have a divorce hearing you need to be present for. This is because you need to testify that your marriage is irretrievably broken.
>>617723For someone who hates Trump, he sure is starting to sound like him.
>>617739That bottom photo breaks my goddamn heart every time. Leelu is a gift to this world.
No. 617859
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Going through Plainey’s liked tweets and saw this. Weird coming from the trender
No. 617875
>>617723I didn't really follow this saga cause I had to take a lolcow break but it's notorious on r/bestoflegaladvice that Tree Law is not to be fucked with.
I think he's really trying to downplay it a ton by calling it "Yard work" when it's actually expensive because it's not legal to fuck with the soil so much that you basically destroy it. Not everything you do in your backyard is kosher and only involves yourself. And just because your neighbour tells you to do it means you can do it. Plus I bet his neighbour told him he had to take care of the trees in the sense "You gotta pay a pro to take a look and do it the proper way" but I guess this moron has to have everything explained to him like a 5yo.
No. 617877
>>617865Thank you very much anon. Unfortunately the thread appears a bit stagnant atm. Lizardqueen's twitter also is currently private which is a disappointment, I was looking forward to some sperging as my entertainment tonight. These patron women have a tendency to make Greg and Lainey their entire reason for existing, especially Lizard. She spent days upon days meticulously deleting every even mildly critical comment on the speaks channel. I cannot fathom her to be taking this well. Imagine handing over hundreds and hundreds of dollars and hundreds of hours of your time and energy to a man like Greg only to be suddenly told "I think you aren't fitting my current neurotic positivity quota, begone thot." These women are already extremely prone to more or less every mental illness the DSM covers, so this would undoubtedly be a life shattering event for her. Booty seems to be the longest lasting whom has stood out to me, I'm guessing she's next on the chopping block (hopefully).
In relation to this, Greg's recent "positivity" shtick does not come across as genuine nor a real attempt at change.. it comes across passive aggressive and disturbing. He truly is milking the "I tell haters merry christmas now when they insult me I'm so above them and clearly so mature" thing. Only Onision could make me feel resentment towards the holidays.
No. 617892
>>617866Oopsie indeed. He also says in the video that "he's not supposed to" talk about this and then immediately proceeds yapping about it.
He just HAD to get it all out there, no doubt contrary to his lawyers advice.
>It's in your best interest to remain silent during the process Mr Avaroe…>BUT MUH HONESTY!>sir, please don't>IT'S THE NEIGHBOUR'S FAULT!>you're not helping yourselfIT WAS JUST YARDWORK!
>sir..>SHANE IS A PEDO!>…What No. 617897
In one of the videos posted last night, Grease was going on about how a neighbor completely re-did his yard, changing it completely, so it isn't FAIR that Grease couldn't do the same. Well Grease, this neighbor did work on his OWN property that was probably nowhere near the protected wetlands, and obviously obtained any permits needed.
(Posted by Raven Sparks. Click for more info.)
No. 617908
>>617728The first few minutes of this video is all lies lol
There’s video evidence of him removing freshly cut branches and trees. He lies to himself so much that he forgets the truth.
No. 617916
>>617728I finally watched this (why god why) and honestly? At this point, I really do think Gurg is absolutely clueless as to why people don't like him. He is 100% not self aware.
We always say he tries to purposely deceive people into believing he is in the right or whatever, but I actually think he is not attempting to deceive at all because he honestly truly believes all the nonsense he puts out there. And he believes this because he is A) completely uneducated and has very little common knowledge about the world and B) he has zero introspection
Dude is just plain stupid and stuck in his own head. He believes everything he says.
I just imagine him going through the comments raging because he just can't fathom why people dislike him. He's too dumb to realize that it's not about the "yard work" he has done. It's about his hypocrisy and arrogance. He's right about one thing - if a youtuber that was liked by others did this same thing, people would be more sympathetic. Why? because those people haven't spent their careers being a total dickhead to everyone.
Now I am starting to feel like Gurg because every stupid video he puts out proves more and more how completely ignorant he is and I just wanna shake him to make him understand.
No. 617918
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>>617631Yeesh, that makes me even more uncomfortable than usual. It’s reminds me of those awkward, tight lipped kisses she and Billie used to have to share.
No. 617939
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So he unblocked everyone on Twitter? Again? Lets see how long it will last this time.
No. 617942
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>>617939(double post)
and of course he acts so positvie right now because he is such a nice person.
No. 617954
>>617916>I actually think he is not attempting to deceive at all because he honestly truly believes all the nonsense he puts out there. And he believes this because he is A) completely uneducated and has very little common knowledge about the world and B) he has zero introspection Dude is just plain stupid and stuck in his own head. He believes everything he says. Yeah, I agree.
And evertime I'm reminded of this, I'm extremely happy Lainey is pinning him down so he won't be able to lure in a normal, cute and ambitious girl who can still achieve something in life. It's mean towards Lainey but at least her being so clingy and doormatty does something good.
No. 617957
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How long do you think this phase of the narc cycle will last?
No. 617966
File: 1545933673855.jpg (41.61 KB, 572x266, whykai.jpg)
So there will be no explanation from Lainey as to why she suddenly is a male named Kai, no one deserves it because we are assholes!
No. 617972
>>617966"Not to get views/money off it"
Lame's entire channel is about her getting "views/money" off her gender. She doesn't want to do it because there's literally nothing masculine about her aside from dressing in masculine clothes. She won't transition, she's not stopping with breastfeeding, she still wears makeup, I'll bet anything the kids still call her "mommy"… there's nothing "trans" about her. She's about as trans as Onion is when he dresses in womens clothes for videos.
No. 617974
>>617966So she doesn’t want to make a video or address it out of fear of being invalidated and mocked blah blah blah
Yet Greg thinks it’s a good idea to blast it all over his YouTube and Twitter, knowing his audience/“hater” audience would rip her to pieces in the comments/replies.. makes sense..
No. 617975
>>617966But I thought she didn't read comments? How will people hurt her if she doesn't read the comments they leave on her videos?
(Let's be real we all know that bitch does read comments, she made several videos addressing "hate" comments she received)
No. 617977
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>>617970really makes me thonk
No. 617978
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>>617970This website is for adults, Onion-stan.
No. 617984
>>617980This person said that it was Sarah's fault for all that went down. Said that she walked around naked even though there's 0 proof of it. There's speculation that she watched Lainey bathe, though, since the twitter status and the constant bath pics, which doesn't surprise me.
They need to post proof or leave.
No. 617988
>>617984I bet if you bring it up enough to Greg he'll make a video about it and
actually put the blame on Sarah. The bathing thing has been brought up here more than once, there's bound to be someone who has solid proof of it happening.
No. 617989
>>617984>>617986Samefag. Sorry. I thought you said it was Sarah walking around naked around Lainey.
So who are you? Proof?
No. 618003
>>617966>“doesn’t want to make money off it”>had a “gender reveal” video>made many “coming out” videos>made that shitty sketch when she got triggered by an instagram comment>made binding and “androgynous” clothing videos>made that “am I a transtrender” vidThe list goes on.. but sure lameo, you don’t want to make money off your bullshit gender identity
>>617970Post proof or gtfo anon, this isn’t tumblr and we don’t believe strangers who “confess” anything without any solid proof, for all we know you’re just a troll
No. 618011
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Not
>>617970 but, this is from when Sarah had her visible falling out with Lainey.
No. 618042
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No. 618043
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No. 618065
File: 1545947346562.jpg (30.54 KB, 453x249, lb.jpg)
I wonder if this is lovebombing and if so what did he do to upset her?
No. 618066
>>618043That "I'm sad they're hurting" really trips me up, everything she says is so cautious and calculated like she's already making sure that the onions have nothing to use against her.
I guess she's smart enough to know that this convo is gonna get leaked and she's using everything she's learned during past onion drama to make sure she's safe either way.
It is actually kinda genius cause the onions never drop anyone without making sure that they have some warped reason for "dumping" them - so as long as she keeps this up they have to keep the friendship going.
>>618065sounds less like love bombing and more like "why aren't you liking pictures of me?? love me!!1 REEEE"
he's insecure 'cause anons are ripping into that huge ego of his by making fun of his looks and the lack of likes from his minions isn't helping.
No. 618076
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But when she cut her hair short for the first time she said "I'm scared I'm gonna look like a boy". Both you and your ugly wife are full of shit, anus
No. 618089
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He’s been asking for people to report others for “transphobia” lately. It’s pathetic.
No. 618094
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This is not how being a mother works. Stop ignoring the fact you pushed your children out of your very female vagina, Lainey.
No. 618101
File: 1545958509449.jpg (137.88 KB, 584x799, truehero.jpg)
Hasn't it been established that he was pretty useless in the military? Well he wants some bravery points or something.
No. 618108
>>617723>And everybody knows. Yeah, you should add the county documents to your retarded scrapbook of how bad ass you are for your Patreon.
Oh wait, that ruins your narrative. wahhh i worship the earth i was just doing yard work
Go fuck yourself. nm we all know you would if you could.
No. 618114
>>617942>wine emojiSTR8 EDGEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE
>>617957Till his children Taylor/Lainey/Eli/Kai do something.
But def when his Patreon dollars roll in lower.
No. 618120
File: 1545963908951.jpg (617.66 KB, 1280x1648, DischargeFromActiveDuty.jpg)
>>618076Sounds like since he's done Loser's Creek, he's moved on to writing
Kai's new background.
>>618089I don't think targeted harassment is allowed either Gurg, but what do I know.
>>618101reee my honor
No. 618128
>>618101https://themilitarywallet.com/types-of-military-discharges/Other Than Honorable Conditions Discharge
The most severe type of military administrative discharge is the Other Than Honorable Conditions. Some examples of actions that could lead to an Other Than Honorable Discharge include security violations, use of violence, conviction by a civilian court with a sentence including prison time, or being found guilty of adultery in a divorce hearing (this list is not a definitive list; these are only examples). In most cases, veterans who receive an Other Than Honorable Discharge cannot re-enlist in the Armed Forces or reserves, except under very rare circumstances. Veteran’s benefits are not usually available to those discharged through this type of discharge.
Is this assmonkey for real? I googled the term and found this gem. It's definitely not honorable.
No. 618135
>>618128anon, he's saying that he was discharged "under honorable conditions", not "under other than honorable conditions".
>>618120 also says as much.
that means this (from your link):
Honorable Discharge
If a military service member received a good or excellent rating for their service time, by exceeding standards for performance and personal conduct, they will be discharged from the military honorably. An honorable military discharge is a form of administrative discharge
No. 618144
>>618140yeah sorry I realized after I thought about it for a second… I was wrong in
>>618135 but so was anon from
>>618128 No. 618151
>>618146no worries anon, I got confused too! (I think I got confused because his discharge papers say "Under Honorable Conditions (General)" and that site only had "General Discharge" as a section header). but yes, I think he got a general discharge.
>>618150lol yeah this is totally Greg's angle when he brings it up, maximize attention to the word "honorable" kek
>>618147i guess that since the language is "may not be eligible for certain benefits" rather than "will not be eligible for benefits", he's managing to get something?
No. 618164
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>>618150No it's because shreg is an idiot. He thinks because he requested an honorable discharge that is what he got. Pic is the request form.
No. 618168
https://youtu.be/ODjd9tAKY1U.
Madison Decambra shits on onion for about an hour while Billy the fridge tries to defend him . He will probably have a sperg session after he hears about some of the things she said on here
No. 618169
File: 1545977766215.png (40.29 KB, 583x310, I dated a black girl so I can'…)
>>618168Delete this, embed the post, and add a timestamp.
Does onion boy not know that dating black people doesn't absolve you of racism? Of course he doesn't.
No. 618171
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Just an update he going on some more about the military discharge on twitter. When he acknowledges that an honorary discharge and under honorable conditions are different he has to mention that this whole thing is ancient history. But he brought it up in the first place…
No. 618175
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>>618171It's hilarious that Onion of all people is talking about people needing high school level reading comprehension when he's still writing his absolutely shitty "book".
No. 618177
File: 1545980146170.webm (8.35 MB, 480x360, hmmmm.webm)
Billy the Fridge is a spineless cuck. I don't care if Madi spills at this point but if she knows something about Greg being a danger to young girls, she needs to tell the proper authorities.
No. 618179
File: 1545980234122.jpg (24.79 KB, 586x205, acceptthatyourgay.jpg)
>>6181702 days after Christmas and he's back the usual of ignoring the shit out of his family so he can posture on twitter.
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No. 618186
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>>618182This actually frightens me. Madi's kid is a toddler. Leaving a toddler unattended near a fucking lake is dangerous as fuck. Forget the mud and change of clothes, her child could have died. It takes like 4 minutes to drown or get brain damage from lack of oxygen.
Remember Leelu struggling in the lake? Then there's Reptar the turtle who roasted in the sun due to neglect. Madi should thank her lucky stars nothing worse happened.
No. 618187
>>618173No worries anon the site can be complicated for newcomers, I know personally when I first began posting I wasn't completely sure of the rules regarding video links/uploads either. It takes some time to get used to, and I will say it helps a lot to read the site FAQ/rules which can be found at
https://lolcow.farm/info. Most people who lurk/post to the onion thread are very intelligent and very nice individuals. But you will eventually always run into those few who just seem to enjoy being snarky and/or bluntly rude. Don't let it stop you from continuing to post, I would just recommend being careful with direct video links and your presentation, the faq shows how to properly embed. Take those who reply negatively with a grain of salt - truly most who frequent and post to this thread are awesome.
No. 618190
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fact that gerg resembles chris ingham now. The weird ephebophile that was exposed a while ago, being a creep with the teens. Anyway, they both seem to have the inability to accept the fact that they're growing old. Gurgles looks a lot like him now that his hair is black.
No. 618192
>>618164I mean, you're not wrong, but
>He defended saying he was honorably discharged by saying the documents he showed previously in videos was the document he was given. He maintains he was honest all along and says what he said was still true because "that is still literally honorable by the title, it says honorable". "Thank you to the people who ironically released these statements admitting that I served my country honorably."It's a video link and I'm not a re-upload or webm anon, but in b4 he deletes them if he hasn't already.
No. 618193
>>618182>>618177i dont think ive ever actually heard her speak outside laineys video shitting on greg (that was her, right?)
shes more articulate than i expected tbh
also fuck greg
No. 618196
>>618193Really..? I am only an hour in but Madi didn't say much of anything so far of interest, nor add any unique or thought-provoking points. On top of that, she keeps changing her voice and I am confused to if she is attempting to sound sexy or funny - either way it is cringey.
I know it's easy to stan Madi now because she is finally being vocal in criticism of Onion. But this girl was friends with both Lainey and Greg for numerous years. She stood by and watched Greg as he did horribly fucked up and immensely cruel things to people.. and she never said boo to a single thing.
Said nothing, that is, until Greg and Lainey dumped her from their lives. Suddenly she should be praised for turning to the right side?
I don't think so.
No. 618197
>>618196look man, the most content i see relating to onision is the man himself – the bar for articulation from those around him is pretty fucking low
also billy the retard being… well, a retarded stan helps her look better as well
No. 618202
>>618200i find her more irrelevant than anything else by this point. but as long as she keeps poking him with a stick to milk the retarded beast, im fine with it. the pitch shifting is a bit eye rolling though.
but im sure greg will make like 7 videos about her tomorrow.
>>618199yes, shes implying sketchy shit is going on. so she should follow gregs lead and submit all relevant info to the police.
>>618201 good point, billy is implying he knows something as well
No. 618205
File: 1545987448407.webm (3 MB, 256x292, 564155343.webm)
I dont like any of them. But if Madison or Billy are willing to reveal some truly illegal shit about Onion then Ill listen.
No. 618208
>>618205Madison playing with this incriminating information is gross. Either speak out or stfu. Don't dangle this kind of information in front of people.
Side note, I'd put money on it being about Sarah. They probably all fuxxed once when Sarah was 15.
No. 618209
>>618208I would love for this podcast to be the defining moment the floodgates opened up.
Like when Hannibal Buress did that one rape joke about Cosby back in 2014 and shit just started rolling down hill.
No. 618212
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>>618208There are many things that hint at this.
A) the drama way back with plainclone on tumblr/twitter. The onions even called her on restricted numbers to harass her because of the dirt she had on Sarah
B) Sarah using jailbait as her Twitter handle and saying it's an inside joke between them
C) Sarah's reddit history that discussed a ring. There had been much speculation that Lainey and Sarah exchanged rings like Billie did. They even brought it up on Younow and denied it before Sarah got kicked out that first time
Also: dat booty doe.
No. 618214
More on the old Sarah/Plainclone drama here
>>348341It's old but Madi's comments make it relevant again
No. 618221
>>618196And she completely ignored the fact that people in the videos were writing onision on their body, one of them being a minor and someone wrote to him to take her out of the video because it was not just a girl in a shirt and jeans or anything modest she was exposing her stomach if I remember correctly.
>>618210I really doubt that they are referencing when the older woman was a 15 year old girl and he was 11. In that case the girl would be the predator because what fucking 15 year old girl wants anything with a square headed neanderthal child let alone a normal 11 year old boy.
No. 618228
>>618199It's not like there have been (unverfiable) rumors that Greg has been tapping jailbait for the past few years or something.
Unless somebody starts putting out credible evidence this rumormongering for superchat shekels and monetizable youtube views will weaken whatever finally comes out.
No. 618229
>>618228Ill take the rumor-mongering and gossip because I enjoy how much it
triggers Greg.
>will weaken whatever finally comes out.The only evidence that will be accepted is first hand accounts. If the accusation is "my cousin knows a girl who's best friend says that Onision put it in her mouth when she was 15" then Greg will slither his way out of it by saying its hearsay. Its going to have to be the victim coming forward and telling her truth and hopefully encouraging more victims to do the same. When that happens the "gossip and rumors" wont matter and wont weaken the womens stories.
No. 618230
>>618222Madi also annoys me bc who in their right mind would ever let Greg watch their child and be alone with a little girl? He ignores and neglect his own daughter, is creepy about young girls, and is not to be trusted. I judge her hard core for leaving her kid alone with him, but if she actually came out with any useful milk about Sarah, she’d be helping to further dig Onions grave so that would be nice.
She needs to come out with whatever she knows, and Billy is a pig for encouraging her to hide it.
No. 618231
>>618222>>618230I hope this ruins them all. Its like a group of criminals that have a falling out and start ratting on each other. They expose each other and accidentally give away criminal acts they themselves were involved in.
Let em all burn.
No. 618249
>>618222According to Onion's own logic, NOT outting a rapist/abuser makes you just as bad as the abuser. Madi can just tell Onion and Fridgeboy that if they try to fight her on it.
It's your own words, Onion. Practice what you preach.
No. 618257
>>618255Honestly the more he and Madi hide it, the worse it looks on them. They knew about inappropriate things going on that involved minors and didn't inform authorities? What do
they have to hide?
No. 618263
>>618257Yeah Maddi is a shit mother for leaving her toddler with Greg if she claims to know shit about him being creepy.
She sits there like a smug cunt with the same expression that Sarah has. It's the 'I've been to the onion's house so I know more than everyone' look. Beck and Sam also had the same air about them.
Fucking spill the tea or fuck off, you are irrelevant. Noone is jelly that you went to lameo and shreg's stale fart smelling home.
Not only that, she complains about him being neglectful but let him watch her kid. I wonder how many times she let him watch her kid.
No. 618264
>>618212Come to think of it, I'm sure Sarah was 14 around the time jailbait jokes and naked Lame pics were happening.
Groomed at 14.
Fuxxed at 15.
The proven facts are irrefutable. They sexually and emotionally abused a vulnerable child who was under their guardianship.
Now we see why Gurg projects about pedophiles so much.
No. 618300
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So will he start doing Fortnite next May?
No. 618309
>>618300You gave him a view? Bloody amateur.
Also Some context would be nice.
No. 618318
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Madi is talking about the stream now.
No. 618322
>>618318You sat smirking like a cat that got the milk, toying with this information. Don't then behave like it was anything other than baiting when you experience a deserved backlash.
>>618320 She will never reveal anything anon. Your spidey senses are malfunctioning. It's cult mentality, she won't go against the "leader" because even now she craves his approval.
No. 618344
>>618318>doesnt want to start drama>does it multiple timesbitch youre just stretching this out because you know it will send people your way.
anons keep hoping onionthots will spill tea but theyre all just as attention seeking and thirsty as greg.
No. 618345
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>>618171He also now claims he never said He “honorably discharged”. But that was quickly and hilariously disproven.
No. 618347
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>>618346And my personal favorite
No. 618368
>>618362this.
Madison especially is a suck-up of the highest order and would never defy Greg because she needs to be everyone's darling and still hangs with people from his social circle. She wouldn't speak out if it was her own daughter being groomed. All this broad wants is attention. There's no way Greg would even be able to do anything to her because everyone knows he's a pathetic has-been picking fights with everyone. Three children are already involved (if you include Sarah's age when she entered the household) and yet this woman, who proudly proclaims herself to be such a dedicated mom who would
never stay quiet if it comes to her child's safety, turns a blind eye and refuses to talk. Everything was fine with her until she landed on Greg's random shit list of the day and
then she started having an issue. I'll personally apologize to her for this post if she ever grows a spine, but we'll still be here in a year with no news.
No. 618398
>>618368You're spot-on; truth be told, Madison is probably one of the most vile people to have severed their relationship with Greg. She rode his pus-encrusted parsnip for years, despite all of the terrible shit he's done, and now she wants to play the victim because he burned his bridge with her? What a joke.
Madison doesn't deserve a shred of attention or sympathy unless she decides to do the right thing and provide some real, concrete details about specific things he's done wrong. Not this 'boo hoo "someone" was mean to me please watch my stream for more details uwu' shit that she's pulling right now. At the moment this shtick is identical to what almost every idiot whose distanced themselves from Greg has done, so unless she decides to grow a pair, here's how it's going to go:
* She's going to continue to allude to Greg doing bad things, dropping vague hints in each stream so that she maintains an audience
* Gullible anti-Os will eat it up and shower her with sympathy despite the fact that the community's been blue-balled with the same tactics for years now
* Eventually interest will fade once the anti-Os get bored and/or it becomes clear that Madison isn't going to drop any juicy gossip, at which point Madison will start to make exaggerations about minor happenings and/or hint that she's going to drop a bombshell
* Bombshell ends up being something that we already know, something only marginally interesting, or never materializes at all, we farmers end up disappointed
* Madison now has a small but loyal audience of batshit obsessive anti-Os that she can use for steady amounts of attention, continues to milk them by talking about Greg despite having nothing new to contribute to the discussion
No. 618417
>>618320I have a feeling this is a self-post. begone thot.
>>618398fucking all of this.
No. 618423
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Kinda ironic remember when Onion rage fucked the Andy Biersack doll, why didn't he get himself the therapy he needed?
No. 618431
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He said he doesn’t want to make anymore Eugenia videos . So I guess we can expect about 20 more videos about her this week
No. 618457
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All these fake "just be happy" tweets Onision has been making the past few days and all I can imagine is this.
No. 618534
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Greg reacts to one of his daily emails from obsessed fans sending him thank you messages about making videos on Eugenia Cooney. Apparently someone got ahold of her family's maid and paid her to answer questions (nothing very interesting). Just another lying tweet about Greg deciding to not make content on her anymore, but we all know how that goes.
Something interesting, although a bit off topic - if you take a look at Eugenia's instagram, she's paying a botting site for likes on her pictures. Pictures which have 3 or 5 comments have 20k likes.
Keep taking advantage of the mentally ill, Greg. It's very "positive" of you.
No. 618548
>>618540It'll be a drag, but thanks for the tip. I didn't even know he wrote a book at all (much less three) until I saw a YT video.
And now that I'm looking through the previous thread, I see he plans on making a documentary. That's going to be a laugh riot if it ever comes to exist.
No. 618553
>>618548lurk more
he already did the documentary, anon
it was a complete flop though
No. 618556
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>>618534Comments are proportionate again
No. 618559
>>618553I realized that when I remembered I was looking at old posts. I was thinking it would be a documentary on his recent wetland destruction and how he's not wrong about anything.
I agree about lurking more, though.
No. 618603
>>618596Agreed. I am not so sure any of them have anything with solid proof attached. Maybe they heard rumors regarding underage girls or something along those lines, but it makes little sense for these people to hide it if they had any real evidence. Clearly Madison is not scared of Greg and Lainey or she wouldn't have gone on that stream and talked shit about them. I think she may have her suspicions but little more than that. It is a little much to tinfoil some huge secret pedo ring when we've never seen anything to indicate it. It may be that Madison simply indulges in the gossip and was hinting at her knowledge of it. Either way it is irritating to drop hints like you know more than you are letting on when in reality you don't know anything.
I am beginning to feel like these youtubers who are making videos on Greg's court case are making him become more careful. This is a bit irksome. Some people claim videos like Repzion's are "educating the public therefore they are good" but if it is leading to Greg and Lainey becoming more careful and silent, it doesn't actually help anybody. It just makes it more difficult to find out what is really going on.
No. 618672
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>>618637B-but anon, she’s so poor and needs money to update her new masc wardrobe!
No. 618677
Can newfags lurk moar before posting. You're spamming the thread looking for answers that can easily be found by just LOOKING.
>>618457Perfect, anon.
No. 618690
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Saw this on twitter and thought it was very appropriate during Gregs trials and tribulations.
No. 618697
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Can we just talk about how much clothing this bitch has. Every time they show a video going out they buy more fucking clothes. And then she cries about having to wear Greg's clothes because uwu I have nothing to wear. Kys you psychotic mess.
No. 618719
>>618717This is such a simple observation but I had an epiphany with that comment. You're so right. She was in the 110m sprint to get Gregs attention and looked at the other runners and realized there was no way she was going to win, so she left the arena and started working in the concessions stand.
wow that was a stupid analogy I made, but hey its Onision worthy
No. 618725
>>618717That's very accurate. I'm not a very jealous person but it would also hurt me if my boyfriend would publicly drool over attractive teen girls all the time and wouldn't stop pushing the idea of adding a third to the relationship. Lainey agreed to try out a poly relationship once and it clearly isn't her thing, but Greg will now forever use this as a justification for his inappropriate behavior.
Looking at older pictures of her it's obvious she really tried to look like the girls Greg is after, but she will never be enough and probably just gave up now.
No. 618726
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How many times a day does he Google himself?
He just did these short videos on UhOhBro where each Google autocomplete search is an insult. He tries to spin the "why is Onision famous" search result as a good thing, but the way I see it, its more like someone questioning why an unfunny man like Greg is occasionally in the public eye.
No. 618752
>>618719Your forget the oven part of your analogy,anon.
Her selling her clothes is like getting rid of her past gender she called her self, literally every time she changes of pronouns and names she feel the need of selling all the clothes she bought during that period.
Agree, this doesn’t look like just part of her transtender personality, there must be a bigger underline issue both her and Grug are ignoring
No. 618762
>>618697Well, she might have an abundance of clothes, but she also has the worst husband in the world, a failed marriage, herp sores and a whole bunch of mental problems.
It doesn't matter how many times she tries to get rid of something old and replace it with something new, it'll never make Lainey feel happy or satisfied. She just throws out the wrong things.
No. 618772
>>618672That last pic is so ridiculous since she claims she's trans. No dysphoric trans man is going to feel comfortable wearing a too-big saggey sports bra much less wear it in full view under tops or treat it like a damned tube top under overalls like a fashion statement.
>>618690God I hope this gets another spergout from him like the Blair one did.
No. 618795
>>618789I think it's because breastfeeding is just another thing that Lainey can tack on to her identity. That's literally all she is - a long list of identity qualifiers; it's the reason why almost all of her videos revolve in some way around her gender or sexuality or being the spouse of Onision, and it's why she always gets so excited when Greg jokingly tells her that she "Looks Mexican when you eat tacos that way". Because she doesn't have a personality and she's DESPERATE to find a way to identify as
something.
No. 618800
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Crossposting from
>>>/snow/755780 No. 618811
>>618805Well there’s clues that she’s let Sarah watch her bathe and parade around the house naked, we already know Sarah wanted to be in the custerfuck poly relationship with Billie, Greg and Lainey when she was only
fifteen years old. Greg claims that they’ve told Sarah that she and Lainey were
just friends when she got kicked out. There’s obviously more going on than we think there is.
I’m sure Madison was talking about Shiloh, which in that case, fucking a 16-17 year old from another country is in no way shape or form legal. That’s sex tourism.
As other anons said, anyone who knows about the extent of how Sarah was treated and hasn’t reported them is enabling their disgusting behavior. Stop posting about Greg and Taylor Avaroe grooming people if you aren’t going to do anything.
No. 618850
>>618837I’m unsure of how family laws work, but if you’re married isn’t your spouse also considered a guardian? Or am I missing something?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think only one person out of a marriage can be a guardian? It just seems like common sense would denote that the government wouldn’t place a teenage girl in a house with an unrelated grown man? Maybe I just have wishful thinking about the US’ family law.
No. 618861
>>618856Sarah was as young as 14, and according to their texts, the first thing lainey asked her was her age, and Sarah asked if she was going to be 20 soon, and Lainey said yes. Sarah was 15-16 during the Billie saga, and clearly seemed to express some jealously and resentment. Sarah was certainly not a looker back then, and Greg showered Billie with attention while Lainey was angsty and focusing all her attention on her infidel husband and her much more attractive girlfriend. It doesn’t surprise me that she was a horny teenager who wanted in on the action, she was probably stuck listening to lainey moaning “daddy” through the walls while Greg moaned Billie’s name, and she was stuck watching the kids. She’s exactly the type Greg attracts — young, from a troubled family, and has had bad relationships in the past.
No. 618872
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No. 618885
>>618872So, guess he caught wind of Madison's stream with Billy.
It most likely was something like
>"Madi, having a girlfriend who is 16 is legal in Washington. So I, Onision, did nothing illegal and it is literally accepted what I did, yes?">"Greg that's not the point">"So you admit it's legal for me fucking a 16yo">"It may be legal but-…">"So you just admitted you lied, thank you. Btw you're being recorded" No. 618897
>>618893Based on the stream and her backpeddlin' tweets, Mad-Madi seems knows something questionable happened in the past, although it may not have been illegal.
Madi was good friends with Lamebo. IIRC, there were also hints that she had feels for Lame, maybe felt bad for her (see Madi's impression of Gurk in Lame's 10 Things about Onion vid or w/e). If Madi knows anything about Gurk's questionable relations/behaviors with minors, it's probably through Lame confiding in her. No direct proof on Madi's part without involving Gurk's clone-spouse who would just deny anything was mentioned.
I doubt Gurk would ever talk to Billy the Fridge about it, but Mad-Madi probably confided in Fridge when all of the shit was going down with Gurk. They're close enough to hang out and make vids together outside of this podcast.
No. 618908
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New tweet
No. 618914
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Madi is live talking about Onion
No. 618920
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His sickeningly sweet tweets made today while he was attempting to harass someone into silence. He's both crazy and really dumb actually.
No. 618942
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Grease and his fans must be reporting "hateful" tweets like crazy as a few of them seem to have been removed by twitter
No. 618952
>>618941So Madi is feigning ignorance of Onion's publicized past as a defense, essentially, after hinting to some exclusive knowledge outside of the public's awareness. K.
And she also took the opportunity to not only backpeddle years in the past, but also somehow make herself some heroine to Boremat unlike everyone else to ever disgrace the swampy kingdom. K.
At the very least, she called Dumbion on wiretapping. And it will go nowhere.
No. 618966
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>"whenever someone needed to be stood up for I did it, not like their ex Billie who would just stand around or Sam who would text on her phone, I fucking did it even if he got up in my face about it"
Madison, Complainey duped you. Pic related, Billie's request for the relationship contract. She stood up for Lainey at least then!
Source: OnisionEncore video titled "Youtuber is too bluntly honest about previous girlfriend"
No. 618970
>>618968Whenever someone tries to stand up for Lainey she gets uppity and claims she can stand up for herself.
Whenever Maya was being harassed by Greg, Lainey never stood up for her. Lainey won’t stand up for anyone, not even her kids or herself. Madison can go fuck herself.
No. 618971
>>618968That's true too.
I guess its irksome that Lainey needs defending at all. She's 24 and choosing to be there. Billie was 18 and it wasn't her house or marriage. Onion even said Lainey laughs at people who think she needs saving.
Madison defended her? It did a lot of good. Onion publically shamed her and Lainey not only did nothing but shit talked her too on Younow. And was too scared to publicly apologize to Madison because the power of greasedick is too strong. People need to realize she is a snake
No. 618986
>>618801Coward.
>>618805This is why it's easy to assume it was Sarah, even if Greg didn't put his teeny weeny in her directly.
No. 618992
>>618872He already had that lawyer recorded.
Fuck stop being such a coward you cunt. Lainey and the kids will be better off with this retard behind bars.
No. 619007
>>618946Gurgitis.
It’s unlikely an NDA with him would stand up in court, especially in Washington State. Also, whoever had the nads to break the NDA could likely crowdfund whatever financial penalty was associated if by some miracle it did stand up.
No. 619072
>>618941>claims that she had no idea if that was ever the case and she didn't even go on social media that much before her agent connected her to Onision because he thought it would be good PR and then they became friendslol what??? i hope she got a new agent ffs
also get a lawyer cause greg is just gonna g=keep using your likeness and clips (re: the "censored nude" thumbnail)
No. 619087
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Looks like Onion is talking shit about Madi.
No. 619092
File: 1546160861484.jpg (Spoiler Image,119.24 KB, 800x600, Greg and Billy.jpg)
>>619086I can't figure out why Billy defends Greg so passionately.
No. 619097
>>619093Thanks for the upload anon!
Literally can hear the child she is ignoring crying at 5:38. It is amazing how she is so good at ignoring her own children.
Also totally normal for "friends" to wrap their legs around one another. They are definitely fucking.
No. 619099
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>>619093The eternal struggle
No. 619101
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He hid the Onision Speaks sub count on the day Youtube contacted all creators that they would be removing bot subs.
Now he hid his Patreon earnings. Is he anticipating some top tier paypigs not renewing their pledge next month?
No. 619104
>>619093Kek at Vimeo site descript. "The home of high quality videos"- enter Lainey and connect four!
>>619099 Fux sakes. I spent £30 quid on my toddlers xmas pressies. ONE of theirs costs $180?!
>>619101 Damn, I was looking forward to seeing that huge drop in patreons.
No. 619120
>>619116Even onion admitted billie defended Sarah and laimey during arguments.
There's even a text exchange between grug and billie where billie literally asks onion not to call laim and Sarah 'mean things' (cunt being one of them) it's been posted loads
No. 619121
>>619116Because Madison is an attention whore.
Greg also admitted that Billie resisted his advances several times: once when she tried to bring up that she thought Lainey would be upset if they had sex without her (to which Greg replied "I DO WHAT I WANT"), and once when she refused to let Greg leave Lainey for her - even though she would've had it made if she was willing to go through with that - because it didn't feel right to her.
No. 619122
>>619093"I'm gonna be green, because green starts with a 'g' and so does 'gay'."
I was rolling my eyes before she even finished that sentence, I knew she'd come up with something stupid like that. Does she EVER say or do
anything that does not revolve around her uwu smol gay space prince identity?
No. 619123
>>618928>I th8nk they all have dirt in each other . None of them are clean so they are afraid of saying anything because then their dirty laundry will come outI think this too. We know it's Greg's MO to dredge people for dirt to use against them, finding out shit from their past to exploit weaknesses, etc. He may be dumb but at the same time, constantly, constantly calculating. I think what makes him act stupid is more a function of his level of insanity. Seriously. Like he is a cold blooded predator on 1 hand, but also really fucking crazy so he slips up because he isn't normal and hides it poorly. But I digress.
I couldn't believe after how they did Madi that she stuck her nose in the air and refused to spill dirt after such a nasty betrayal. It made no sense. If she is such a pure upstanding moral person, then how could she stand being so close with them? Doesn't add up that she kept her mouth shut out of principle and to be the better person.
There's a lot hidden, but also why has nobody, out of all the people the shreks have fucked over, come forward with anything juicy? To protect the kids? Or is there nothing worse than what we know? I don't buy that.
But as far as Sarah and Madi and the fridge go, he has collateral dirt in my opinion. If anything just stuff he maybe pressured them to do, or be a party to. Or they are legit scared, Madison seems to be scared. I don't buy the back pedaling.
No. 619129
File: 1546182989108.webm (2.71 MB, 240x288, ONISION AFTERMATH!.webm)
I hope Billy realizes that the stink of pedo accusations has permeated his public persona because of how hard he tried to defend Onision. Now the guests are making pedo jokes at his expense.
No. 619144
>>619093Tinfoil: they bought this for the kids for Christmas and wanted to write it off on their taxes so she used it in a video “see! We bought this for video purposes!”
It’s so sad that mommy and her teen friend are playing with THEIR toy, while being ignored.
“Sorry kids, mommy has to work by playing with your present, you’ll get it back later, go play on your tablet”
No. 619146
>>619093So their sex slave nanny is back and participating in more boring videos? What a surprise.
I wonder if Sarah is going to go into deep debt with them too. "A real trinity gets assfucked by the government together."
No. 619149
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Special appearance by Gurgs huge gut visible even through a baggy sweat shirt
No. 619176
>>619104> ONE of theirs costs $180?!He's still engaging in conspicuous consumption despite struggling for money? Gee, It's almost as if he's lying about his financials
and has no concept of budgeting and impulse control.
No. 619187
>>619184do you think maybe this whole "i'm a real boy now!" phase is just so she can go back to liking dick without having to backtrack on her super special Queer status?
Cause let's be real, she never wanted the vag.
No. 619194
>>619191onion derangement syndrome. some anons are so thirsty for drama, they're imagining this shit about Lame and Sarah even though we know Lame wouldn't go near a vag if you paid her.
>>619193Can we please stop with the 'Kainey' shit?
No. 619195
>>619194It's a retarded name. Until she legally changes it, her name is Taylor. She's changed her fake "male" name a million times now, I don't see how this name differs from the others.
She thinks that if she keeps calling herself gay, she'll convince herself. But everyone and their grandma knows that the bitch is allergic to vagina, excluding her own, and would freak over having to share Frankenturd.
No. 619205
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>>619171>Being vegetarian he has an excuse to eat more trashThis. He made a video going through the menu at taco bell and whined about how he would have no options there if he went vegan (boohoo, maybe cook an actual meal you lazy fuck?). When Freelee challenged him to go vegan, she told him to eat plenty of fruit/veg and document his food. He was
so determined to "prove her wrong" and admitted he filled himself up on bread instead of actually taking her advice. Wow, how nutritious. His "onisionfood" Instagram is genuinely disgusting (instagram.com/onisionfood/ for anyone who hates themselves and wants to throw up). Any videos Taylor and Greg have made where they film themselves cooking, it's really obvious that neither can cook and that all of their food comes from restaurants, tins and microwavable meat-replacements.
It's really, really not surprising that he looks so flabby and gross.
No. 619210
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>>619205I knew there was a book about Greg, it just escaped my tongue for a while.
No. 619233
>>619223Afaik, you can now retroactively edit your (already uploaded) videos on YouTube. At least I heard PDP talk about doing it.
I'm waiting for the Drunken Peasants to edit the juicy bits out…
No. 619243
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New video [Dying our hair THE SAME COLOR (Laineybot & Onision)] with shreg thinking he looks handsome with this type of outfit
No. 619245
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Okay Greg's twitter positivity is giving me a stroke. This is the fakest most annoying pretentious "I LOVE EVERYONE LOOK HOW HAPPY AND LOVING I AM PAY ATTENTION TO ME" bullshit I have ever seen. Do people seriously buy this?
No. 619250
>>619243Gave some advice here
>>615189 and looks like he took it kek.
No. 619255
>>619250and it just makes the hair color look more unnatural by drawing attention to it with the unnatural brows.
oh my fucking sides.
it is so satisfying to watch someone so fucking vain lose their looks and watching their scramble to keep them. it's like scratching that one itch you can barely reach on your back.
there isn't enough hair dye in the world to make you look like anything other than an evolutionary relic.
No. 619266
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>>619245It's like he's trying to love bomb his remaining audience on twitter. I'm just waiting for the dam to break and for his hideous hateful nature to come pouring through.
No. 619275
>>619271He has to squeeze into his old clothes kek that veg belly ain’t helping him at all!
Black hair + the corporate goth garb = he’s really scrambling to get what remains of his youth.
You’re no longer in your 20’s Gregma.
No. 619280
>>619266He couldn't be more fake. Its just important for people to not allow this bullshit "positivity" to
trigger them and then respond because it will only reinforce this immature obnoxious behavior. When he's doing dumb shit like this it's best to ignore him, otherwise people are just giving him ammo so he can publicly show more instances of individuals telling him he's a dumbass piece of shit and him going "I hope you have a wonderful day! ^-^"
I hate to admit it but he is
triggering me though. lol
No. 619285
>>619123This isn't a tinfoil, but we already have proof he def autisticly logs everything imo. Madison outted herself for some things (the assault charge or w/e, etc), so I wonder what else he might have.
ALSO
he has security cameras set up around/in his house, right?
When the nature cops(?) were outside, I don't remember sound. But I wouldn't be surprised if Greg recorded audio inside the house…
Ugh, I just grossed myself out with that thought.
No. 619286
>>619144I was thinking it was a video audit thing too. Maybe he thinks since Lainey hasn't been caught (yet?) they can file it via her claims.
>>619209For the first video with Madison, the chat was being flooded with people calling Fridge a pedo apologist, etc.
No. 619292
>>619243He looks like he's dressing up like a middle school teacher. That tie is horrible and those suspenders… at least choose a different color.
Again, greasy hair. This outfit makes him like pudgier than already he is lol
No. 619305
>>619285>he has security cameras set up around/in his housein the last thread there was a photo of the desk area Greg had set up for Lainey and there was a small security camera just above the desk in the corner. If he has one there Im sure theres more, probably half a dozen throughout the house.
I can understand security cameras on the exterior of your home or those doorbell Ring cameras, but people who have cameras INSIDE their house creep me the fuck out
No. 619309
>>619294He’s going to recapture that BANANA magic and Patreon money will come flowing in.
Also he and spouse will dye their hair and become super attractive instead of slightly dirty, tired-looking suburban parents embarrassing themselves by trying to be cool.
No. 619329
>>619292I swear I get
triggered everytime this fag dresses up formal or with suits, ties suspenders or whatever. Nothing ever fits and is always fucking dated. Not in a dorky cute review brah/napolean dynamite way either. He legit looks like some edgelord that never leaves his house that is trying to model his likeness to Patrick Bateman. Except Patrick actually spends thousands on his outfits, they are tailored to fit and he pays someone to cut his hair… not do a hack job that looks like a lawnmower fucked the back of his head.
I bet he thinks he looks so cool and alpha and 'daddy' when in reality I've seen older fatter accountants in my city that actually wear nicer fitting shit.
It's hilarious because he legitimately isn't wearing crap ironically. He actually thinks it looks good.
My fucking sides.
No. 619330
>>619313>>619305It's also so he can watch his kids without actually supervising them. Lazy parenting.
I doubt he even watches Lainey on there, he doesn't even like responding to her texts.
No. 619336
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Sarah: I wear a 9.
Kainey: I wear like a size 6…and a half.
Sure, Jan.
No. 619351
>>619336lmao. Lainey's insecurity over her foot size is the weirdest shit ever. I remember Sam stated multiple times in her live streams after her falling out with Greg and Lainey that Lainey would legit never shut up over her shoe size. Like.. what? What in the actual hell is that about? Average foot size for an American female hovers at a size 8. Who the fuck CARES this much about their feet?
If Kainey really wanted to be "sooper manly" she would WANT bigger feet. Small feet on men are creepy.
I cannot fathom having so much free time on your hands that this is the first world problem you choose to obsess over. Such a damn freak.
No. 619362
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Oh my freaking God this is the saddest tweet I have ever seen. I have officially lost all faith in humanity. And of course Greg retweeted it. I mean…. of course he did.
Jesus Christ..
No. 619363
>>619351This is another reason why I'm hoping that they can't fulfill their debt payments with the IRS and county. Doormat really needs to get her priorities straight and act like a motherfucking adult cause tow kids are depending on her, their life is cast into a giant fire, and they are well on their way to bankruptcy and/or jail at lightning speed.
But all she can worry about are the size of her feet and how fake gay she is.
No. 619380
>>619205You know what's really sad? There ARE vegan options at Taco Bell. He was so fucking lazy and/or retarded that he didn't even bother to do any research on restaurant options for his diet. When I was just
considering going vegan I researched that shit. And lmfao at that weird ass wrap. Wow Grug, a meal fit for a sped. He never really wanted to be a vegan, it was too hard for this pussy (no girl ever said to Shrugly).
No. 619382
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>>619282You mean like this?
I think grug is irremediably unattractive by this point—the picture of his god-awful pizza face that keeps floating around this thread is proof of that—but longer hair would definitely help hide his severe acne problems.
As other anons have kindly brought up, grug is a junk food vegetarian with no concept of how to really be healthy, other than eating the bare minimum of veggies required to keep calling himself that.
At least with longer hair it would draw less focus to his skin problems.
Also lol at onision trying his hand at being an edgy but hot dad.
No. 619408
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>>619193Just wanted to post the timestamp and video for you because I remembered that too
No. 619415
>>619408the exposure levels are so high that he looks like voldermort in an emo wig and sharpie brows.
can someone tell me again how anyone thought he was attractive.
No. 619416
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>>619408Ill concede to the fact that Lainey probably did touched B's vag (once)
But we have to understand all the small details and context.
It was probably similar to when someone tries to get someone else to pet an animal like a snake that they think is gross. So Greg grabbed Laineys hand and pushed it onto B's crotch and the whole time Laineys face looked like this.
No. 619418
>>619351While she was still trying out demi girl labels and they/them pronouns we used to troll her massively about being manly and butch like cause she kept spouting shit like im a smol bean, im so fragile, im so tiny, nothing is ever small enough for me.
It infuriated her to no end and it is glorious watching her still trying to rationalise with herself that she wants to be manly and be called a he/him but only if her image is that of a smol quivering uke boy that is ready for his seme daddy to punish and abuse sexually.
No. 619433
>>619250Anon he always smears it on his brows.
You really do seem pleased at the idea of him paying attention to you.
>>619351 It's because Billie has very small dainty feet and Greg was obsessed with them. It's just Lame still trying to skin walk Billie.
No. 619438
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In a recently uploaded video to UhOhBro titled "How Much Is Onision Worth", Greg states that he owes approximately 600,000$ to the IRS. I think this is the first time he has actually admitted there is no way around paying them off. Prior to this Greg always tried to say "we're not sure how much I have to pay back / it could be a lot or it could be way less than originally estimated / we're talking to an accountant and it might not be as bad as we thought" etc.
This is amazing considering the new fines subsequent of his recent charges regarding wildlife destruction.
Holy hell this is a ton of money. It is confusing as well considering in a video uploaded only a few weeks ago, Greg stated his financial situation has gotten much better and he can live comfortably with his family for about 5 years. I cannot imagine this is still the case. Greg bringing this up again leads me to wonder if he was recently contacted by the IRS and told that there will be no way around his charges. I cannot fathom how high his monthly payments to the government are going to be.
No. 619450
>>619449I mean he pretty much has no choice but to file for bankruptcy. Greg says in this new video they have given him only 2 years to pay off 600,000 dollars. And he says that would be literally impossible for him in his current financial state. If payments are not made, the IRS will come after his assets, or personal belongings such as his home, cars, piles of computers/cameras/video game consoles.. technically they could even take his YouTube channel.
I am very curious as to what his plan must be with this. He could in fact take out a loan with insurmountable interest and pay it back in large increments, but bankrupcy truly sounds at this point like Greg's only option.
Karma's the biggest bitch known to man. Especially when you're the slimiest most self obsessed egotistical monster like Gregory.
No. 619456
>>619289Oh he's not over it…. He will never get over it. Since billie his blatant resentment for his manwife has never been more obvious. He likely never again manage to rope someone her kind of age who is also attractive and quirky, since hes just getting older, uglier and more financially fucked due to his own stupidity and ignorance. I reckon half of his sperges since billie left the picture are
triggered by him stalking her Instagram and comparing what he could have had with what he does have…. Manfoot
No. 619460
>>619455I noticed the age sperging as well. She keeps saying things like "I'm so old" "I can't believe how old I am" etc. These are very weird things for a 24 year old to say when their husband is almost a decade older. I guess it's because all of Lainey and Greg's fans are teenagers (except for the group of mentally ill whores in their mid twenties who pay Greg to be their friend… they're a disturbing exception.) Pretty much everyone they interact with online who is interested in them is a teen.
Also Sarah clearly made her foot lower than Lainey's, you can see her making sure it's lower as if to make Lainey feel better about her foot size. So fucking bizarre
No. 619467
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>>619245Does anyone else think that he does all this to specifically appeal to Jessie Paege? He still comments on all of her posts and now that she stated she is planning to meditate daily in 2019 he changed his name to "Zen-ision". He probably thinks that she doesn't respond because she saw his insane spergs, but now that he spreads nothing but positivity she will definitely fall for him. I mean, he is definitely copying the way she communicates with her community. He is obsessed with her. Let's just hope she stays strong and keeps on ignoring him.
No. 619478
>>619467Fucking spot on anon.
Does he even have his own personality? Or does he just mimic other humans in hopes we dont realize hes not actually one of us.
No. 619488
>>619330i think the kids are just an excuse to have them
unsurprisingly
No. 619490
Is it possible Grease tried to hide what the wetlands fiasco will cost by trying to combine it with what he owes the IRS? His response to the internet has been ITS NOT THAT BAD, THEY JUST HAVE TO CHECK MY YARDWORK, BE HUMAN so admitting what it's going to cost would shatter that narrative completely.
Trouble is, Grease still wants sympathy bux on Patreon, so maybe this is his retarded way of putting out there how dire the situation is without admitting what's really happening with the County/State.
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No. 619492
>>619490He was fine with talking about the IRS stuff because it gave him pity points and he was eventually going to have to explain why he was moving to a smaller house and selling the Telsas. Basically he was okay with it because it was on his terms, he got to tell us what he wanted.
On the other hand farmhands found out about his wetland troubles and all the info has been coming out without his ability to censor it or redact things. He lost control on the wetlands information coming out and he hates it.
No. 619498
>>61946024 is not even old but her and her husband constantly obsessed with staying forever 21. She’s probably realized she’s closer to her 10 year high school reunion than she is her high school graduation, and being mid twenties is totally not smol bean-esque.
Remember that vid where her and Greg were rating girls and a girl came up and her reaction was something along the lines of “ew she looks old she looks like she’s 25!”
No. 619500
>>619467This is pure autism. Only Onision would think this is a way to get a girl.
This is creepy as hell, not only is this girl young but she also looks so much younger than she really is.
Kainey must be beating herself up for "discovering" her and introducing her to his pedo husband kek it serves her right.
No. 619512
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>>619451Let's see what will happen tomorrow.
No. 619513
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>>619456>Manfoot>>619492I'm pretty sure, you're onto something here.
It wouldn't make him look very honest either if now, all of a sudden, he told his audience that he has not only damaged the wetlands on his property but also wetlands that belong to the county. Or he'd have to confess that he wasn't able to read the information on his parcel / lot properly. If he read the papers at all.
Remember, he's shooper shmart and shooper ahnest.
No. 619514
>>619490If his combining both bills( the irs and the wetlands) it means that he know exactly or roughtly the cost of all the expanses for the wetland restoration i.e the cost of the trees he needs to replant, the cost of the professionals that needs to replant the trees etc…
I don't think he knows all of that yet and that the 600 000$ is only for the IRS. He is too lazy and too "last minute" to already have started to plan for the wetland expanses. But, we never know
No. 619519
>>619438Assuming he's being truthful:
>600k in IRS debt>450k in loans for the swamp shack (downpayment was 50k)>~200k in fines for the wetland destruction>plus a load of money for the restorationlmao Greaselord ur gonna die
And most of that isn't discharable in bankruptcy.
No. 619531
>>619336yeah a 6.5 …. in kids
which is like a size 8 in women’s..
No. 619535
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>>619531My mother is a 6.5 in
womens shoes, not kids, like lame. And I can tell just by looking at lamey’s foot that her foot is not that small. Her size being 8 makes sense if Sarah’s is 9, looking at their feet together they aren’t much off, and lame held her foot lower to try and make it smaller. She has such a weird obsession with being tiny, like how she says she’s shorter than she actually is. If B is 5’3 (I may be wrong here, but I’m pretty sure that’s her height) lame would be around 5’5/5’6. Attached image of them standing together for reference, spoilered that shit because grease doesn’t know how to take flattering pics of anyone. Lame, you hate that we keep talking about your height/shoe size, but you won’t shut the fuck up about it yourself and keep lying about it to try and seem like a smol bean when in reality you’re just average.
No. 619537
>>619519Neither the IRS debt nor the county fines are dischargeable in bankruptcy. Ordinarily, the mortgage on the house wouldn’t be an issue, because they could just sell the house, but because of the wetland fuckery the county might have a lien on the house.
The Gurgles are so fucked financially it’s not funny. It’s sad for the kids.
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Her last vist was just a few months ago wasnt it?
What happened?
No. 619554
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Guess are suspicions are true. Its sad that she never released those texts publicly.
No. 619556
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Took a look at his uhohbro sub count for the past few days and I cant remember it ever getting his over a thousand a day for multiple days.
Is this the something to do with the bot purge that was suppose to happen on the 13th or just a happy coincidence?
No. 619566
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Jfc, can onion just fuck off? Like trisha isn't going to reply to you. He just looks so pathetic.
No. 619570
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>>619567>>619565>>619561You do know you're going to get banned for this right?
Plus Greg lives at the end of a dead end street, you arent "driving though" and passing his house. If you did your homework before attempting this troll you would of said you pass his house and then have to do a U turn at the end of his street.
No. 619582
>>619574Dude just knock it the hell off. No one wants you "stalking" him and you aren't going to find out anything interesting in doing so either. All that could come of it is he finds out and demonizes his haters further, allowing him to play his beloved victim card.
Just stop. You sound ridiculous and not too bright to top that off.
No. 619583
>>619579Both properties are his old homes. Tacoma and Puyallup.
His new address is not in that property record.
If you arent trolling, whats the first letter of the street he currently lives on?
No. 619587
>>619467Hot damn this is creepy. And Greg is the opposite of a Zen practitioner, even taking into account the shitty western knock-off version.
>>619519Where the fuck did all of Greg's money go? He obviously plays fast and loose with it, but given that he's made over a million, he has to have spent that on some sort of value-retaining assets, right? It's not like you can piss away hundreds of thousands of dollars on Taco Bell, Olive Garden, and cheap wigs.
No. 619592
>>619554This is interesting!! She never realeased the texts? I thought she did.
Weird too give that Sarah is back in the house but unless she doesn’t go back to school after winter break it doesn’t add up to much.
No. 619593
>>619587>Where the fuck did all of Greg's money go? Ive wondered the same thing. My guess is he buys all the newest electronics out there and throws it away months later, phones cameras tvs etc. Just look at that pool table he had in the old house. He tore it to shit lugging it out and then had his uncle drag it off to the dump. And by how difficult it was for him to even lift it, it was probably one of those expensive slate top tables.
And you can just imagine the huge hit he took trying to sell off his Teslas. Those cars do not garner a good used price.
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>>619554To back up Lane’s claims
No. 619615
>>615659>>619601>>619602>>619603>>619604I’d like to believe that Lainey, having a BA in Psychology realizes that because 1.) they were Sarah’s legal guardian, 2.) they took her in during a hard & vulnerable time & 3.) Sarah lived in their home & was dependent on them, there is already a relationship in place that puts Sarah, (regardless of her ‘legal’ age) in a position where she see’s Lainey & Greg as not only guardians, but rescuers, being above her as opposed to being in a balanced, equal relationship with them. It’s easy for a young person to confuse those feelings & that relationship, for something else. Plus you have the fact that Sarah’s social life probably didn’t include much face to face interactions with her peers & most likely revolved around Lainey & Greg. It’s hard to explain, but because of how that relationship began in terms of them assuming responsibility & guardianship over Sarah & Sarah’s gratitude for that, along with how Sarah views Lainey, there is a really STRONG risk for exploiting those feelings & Lainey should both know & respect that. Sarah may be of ‘legal’ age in that state, yet Lainey should know that just because it’s legal, doesn’t nullify all the other factors at play in that relationship.
No. 619622
>>619616How else could a girl so young live with them and not whoever has custody of her?
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>messages come out about them wanting to pursue a relationship with Sarah
Damn right your new year is about to begin. I hope people will call them out for grooming a girl since she was 14/15. Lainey is just as bad as Greg, if not worse.
No. 619628
>>619616Sarah and Lainey talked about it in a stream (reposted with the correct timestamp)
>I was not her acting parent at the time and we weren't flirting, we were joking. But again, at the time, I did not have guardianship over her. My guardianship was signed over in, what, October? Late October?>Uuh, early November>Early November.>I got here late October and it got signed over early November.We don't have proof for it but they must be aware that it would be the worst thing to use to deflect accusations of acting inappropriately with Sarah. "It was okay because it was joking and also because I was her parent at the time" WTF
No. 619638
>>618802>>618811>>618837>>618872>>619554Something shook Grug up enough for him to be recording Madi and threatening to sue. Lainey may have confided in her about more shit that Pedosion did that traumatized her beyond the Billie saga. It could have to do with Sara, it wouldn't shock me or anybody. But I tinfoil it's more than that. I mean there is a reason she feels the need to constantly go through his phone. I'm sure Grug has archives of fucked up porn and "totally innocent" pics his fans have sent him. He is such an egomaniac and an autist who still uploads videos with all his exes, why wouldn't he save all the creepy shit his underage fan base sends him? I mean he didn't
ask for those pictures right?
"They just wound up in my DM's Kai and I can't control that!!!!! So technically they're mine and I have permission to keep them because THEY sent them to me! Like you are LITERALLY arguing common sense! I KNOW they look 14 but looks and FACTS are two totally different things! FAAAAXXXXXX KAI!!!!111"
No. 619657
>>619604Something tells me that the cousin doesn't know how old greg is.
In response to
>>619611, I believe the answer is yes. There was a case in Lincoln, Nebraska where a women was given a felony because she had a sexual relationship with a teen who she had guardianship over at one point.
She was still given a felony child abuse charge for having a relationship with him at 19.
(link:
https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/former-foster-mom-accused-of-having-a-sexual-relationship-with/article_cd27c63c-d234-51d4-afa3-9a18b35e5b4a.html)
I'm unsure if the law that was broken (having a sexual relationship with a minor you once had a legal guardianship over) is illegal federally or if it was just a law broken in Nebraska, I can't find anything on it
No. 619659
>>619573God damn these newfags. He lives in Gig Harbor.
>>619654I wish Shreg would tweet at Jessie that he's her soulmate and
trigger the fuck out of Lamefoot.
No. 619689
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Haircut lame said was an accident, looks like she’ll be living in beanies again because she hates her new fakeboi haircut
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>>619689Looking even more like Social Repose
They are both predatory creeps so
No. 619698
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Was Greg inspired by this #look? Life imitates art
No. 619753
>>619603"Greg apologized" for what? Greg hasn't publicly apologized to Sarah for anything!
He publicly blamed S
for 'erroneously' thinking she would ever be part of the trinity at any point, after Lane disclosed some deets, which led to S being kicked out of the McMansion.
So Lane was not the only person S* mentioned the possibility of her future trinity-membership.
Because Greg allegedly apologized and then "want(-ed) her back" at the home, it begs the question even moreso why S* had the idea that she would be a candidate of the trinity in the first place.
Lamey strings S
along for her own agenda of feeling wanted and in control (easy to do as S's home life left her vulnerable and she idolized Lame). Onion does to fulfill his hopes of a passive and obedient trinity member for his fetish and own self-esteem issues (tells S* she's unattractive to him while sprinkling in hope that maybe someday she will be worthy of his affections to be part of trinity; "Dat booty, tho!", right, Onion?).
They're going to keep S
a secret, under the guise of protecting her, while Onion pays more attention to particular females over any males, to throw off suspicions about S and just in case someone new (to him) and legal takes the bait. Maybe Lame might throw in some random tweets and vids about finding a girlfriend that go absolutely nowhere as usual.
Even if S* has genuine feelings towards Lame, I hope they take precautions to document anything in a, Idk…cloud server that only she can access, even if it's info about Onion.
Wait for Onion to try to spin this relationship between Lame and S* this year as totally okay in some SJW-twisted way, before "gradually" inserting himself into it like, "Oopsie!"
No. 619758
>>619753Honestly, the one thing that is keeping me from believing anything serious has happened between any of these three is the fact that none of them have blabbed. Greg and Lame talk nonstop about their sex life and intimate relationships and they clearly don't see anything wrong with their current relationship with Sarah. The few things that have come out have been things that none of them seemed to think were big deal and Sarah's the only one who seems to feel genuine discomfort/embarrassement regarding things that have happened (wanting to be a Trinity member, dat booty tho etc.)
I just have a really hard time believing that if they had sex or there was a proposition on the table that nothing about it has come out by now. There's no way a 16 year old would finally get to have sex with their longtime crush/idol and not say anything about it to anyone or at least drop some hints on SM.
Idk, it's all tinfoil either way but I think Plainey stringing Sarah along with flirting and maybe some vauge empty promises for "the future" is the extend of what's happened. Will some shit go down in the future? That remains to be seen.
No. 619760
>>619758That's fair.
We have Lane's disclosure of private convos between her and Sarah. Sarah allegedly mentioned interest in one day being part of the relationship. Can't remember off-hand what Lane said without viewing (saved) Discord convo. Other than Sarah begging Lane to delete convos, there was no visible confirmation from actual convos.
We have Gurg's tweets throwing Sarah under the bus about wanting to be a trinity member, but it was a misunderstanding or something and wouldn't ever happen. Gurg has reiterated this many times since then.
We have Lame months ago saying on YouNow(?) and/or in tweets that she ended a friendship with someone who could not accept
only being her friend. It was assumed to be Sarah.
If Sarah is having a teenage crush on an adult(s)/[unrelated] parent(s), that isn't inherently abnormal. What is abnormal is the Onions (adults/parents) knowing this, calling it out directly and subtly, and continuing a personal association where there is a pattern of confusing boundaries and roles involving vulnerable youth.
No. 619762
>>619758Here's the thing,
I think something inappropriate has definitely happened with Sarah.
We have everything Lane has said, we have "dat booty tho," we have the fact that Sarah was super quietly and abruptly sent home, we have Lainey complaining about her wanting more (who else could that be about?? Lainey has no friends), we have Sarah's old tumblr posts, etc. I think there are mountains of reasons to believe they have had sexual contact with Sarah.
You say Sarah would say something on social media, but Sarah has never ever leaked anything about the Onions and she never will. She's dying to be important to them, dying to be in a relationship with them. She knows how hard they go on people who leak things and has never said a word about what goes on behind those closed doors.
Billie said Grease is verbally abusive to Sarah. Sarah has kept that quiet for years. She's been systematically trained like a dog to be loyal to these sick pedos. She will never ever out them because in her mind there is always a chance she will be flown back in for a relationship. I mean look at what happened with Billie? They kept pulling her back and pulling her back. So Sarah hopes to be Billie's final form. She wants to be the one they end up with long term. Sarah has so much maturing to do, but one day a couple years from now (perhaps when Sarah gets a boyfriend of her own) she will out the truth. It's just going to take a lot of maturing and space from them for her to do so.
I have no doubt that BTF and Madi know about Sarah and that's what they are keeping quiet. They don't really view Sarah as a victim because she's compliant. But that's because they're idiots who don't understand grooming.
No. 619812
>>619438"I owe 600k! Please donate to Kai's patreon!"
I'm waiting for the tweet. You know that's why he said anything at all about it. I wonder if he overestimated by 100k so he can fleece thirteen year olds?
No. 619814
>>619689>>619694Kelainor gets an actual boy haircut that makes her look like a guy instead of an edgy tomboy: "I hate it, uwu… I need to fix this >_<!!!".
So much for FtM dysphoria.
No. 619826
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I mean, he'd have been a teen dad, but the point stands. He's a creepy old man.
No. 619836
>>619786No, Sarah was obviously hurt by “Dat Booty Tho”
Let’s stop trying to make their grooming of Sarah a conspiracy for attention. Greg and Lainey may be attention whores but they never wanted to have their interactions with Sarah outed. They groomed her, point blank.
No. 619845
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No. 619851
>>619845>>619846>>619604Welp, I don’t think Sarah ever going to escape their grip. Not anytime soon. I truly do feel sorry for her. She never stood a chance.
Sarah, I hope you do all you can to protect yourself.
No. 619852
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>>619845What the fuck is that hair
(Nitpick) No. 619856
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>>619535Pic related. Shes taller than Selina too. It's strange how she wants to lie about her size. She has some kind of kink regarding seeming helpless. Maybe she saw the attention Eugenia gets.
No. 619875
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>>619856Even her mother is more petite than she is, lmao. So much for being such a smol bean, so tiny, such a littol bun.
No. 619881
>>619875Jesus, Lame looks vile here, that haircut makes her look like a martian. I think her and her mum are about the same height, her mums knees are quite bent in this, like she didn't have time to pose before the photo was snapped.
Her fascination with being dainty and feeble is so sad, she once boastingly described herself as the "weakest member of her family". (this was in one of her vids about 2 years ago.)
No. 619882
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>>619876I cant find the screenshot I had of dec stats, but oct and nov both had their lowest dips on the 2nd.
So lets give it another day.
No. 619885
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>girls I would date
Why hasn't he done a "boys I would date" He's been pushing this whole my spouse is now a female to male trans, and "my husband Kai"
He'd really rack up the points if he did a video with him drooling over bare chested boys dancing to shitty music.
No. 619896
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>>619885anon don't even suggest that
No. 619915
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I hope she agrees with her fans suggestions and takes clippers to it.
No. 619929
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So Greg's patreon dropped, just not as much as we all were hoping. Doing the math he is making approximately 2,450$ now. What is good news though is that his patreon has continually dropped over time, and while it may be a slow decline, it has never seen increase since it's peak a year or so ago.
I wonder how lizardqueenxoxo is doing. We still haven't heard anything about her reaction to being weened from the Onion tit.
No. 619972
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>>619922>>619923I'd even go as far and say that those videos are kind of Gregs exclusive guideline for his patrons / fans on how to appeal to him…
>>619929He's lost some more.
No. 619973
>>619885Why is it never "WOMEN" or "MEN" he would date or find attractive?
Since he's all about those definitions and Googling the ol' quick dictionary search (which uses Merriam-Webster)…
The first listed definition (suggesting that this is frequently/commonly used) for 'girl' is "a female >child<."
For 'woman', the first definition is "an >adult< human female." He could argue that one of the listed synonyms is "girl". However, the hyperlinked word just sends ya to the definition where, once again, the first entry is about a CHILD.
Dumbnion's video might as well say, "TIK TOK CRINGE FEMALE CHILDREN (That I Would Date)".
No. 619981
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Imagine having a husband that spends all his time during the holidays commenting on other girls looks
No. 619993
>>619936She's disguising the shape of her pointy chin so it looks broader and more male.
>>619981 I know, they look oddly similar!
No. 619997
>>619981i feel like he only hits on women who are older to disguise his ephebophilia
like, when he made a video making racist remarks against black people's natural hair, and he made a video proclaiming that "I WOULD LOVE TO DATE A BLACK WOMAN. THEY HAVE SUPERIOR GENETICS; THEY ALWAYS LOOK BETTER WITHOUT MAKEUP IN CONTRAST TO WHITE PEOPLE." to cover it up lmao
No. 620000
>>619997In another video on this topic, during the period of non-stop videos about African Americans, he decided to "recall" his own personal interactions with black people. He said the black people he knew smelled bad and looked like they didn't bathe. And he also said that his supposed black ex-girlfriend kissed really badly because her lips were too big so she slobbered all over his face. Subsequently he broke up with her because he couldn't stand to kiss her.
It never ceases to amaze me how anyone is so blind and so perpetually idiotic that they're an actual fan of Onision. Fucking amazing.
Regarding your remarks on the cover-up tweets, I absolutely agree. I also think part of this has to do with simply wanting female attention to boost his own enormous ego. And he knows if he comments on these women's pictures/tweets, they will fawn over him. It's quite pathetic, actually.
The older he gets, the more wrinkles that come, the more his infected face reddens, the more that revolting belly of his swells with fat, the more desperate for validation and compliments from women he becomes. He so desperately wants to know he is still found attractive and he still looks "like a teenager".
Like I said, absolutely pathetic.
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No. 620037
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>>620029Its hilarious how fast it's falling
No. 620046
>>620000>black ex-girlfriend kissed really badly because her lips were too big so she slobbered all over his face
>He said the black people he knew smelled bad and looked like they didn't batheI'm actually surprised he hasn't received more backlash for these gross comments.. And all the other ones about black people he has made. Then again I guess he's beyond fucking irrelevant to most people. His fans are truly fucked up imbeciles, or worse, kids that he's pretty much teaching his racism sexism and general toxicity
He can never sit there and call himself a feminist or egalitarian when he can't resist humiliating women for years and years after he broke up about them (Aj trash and maggots comment was brought up again last year and it's been over fucking six years since she met up with him)
Onion has disgusting lips and nasty teeth and a fucking inch layer of oil on his pustulent face, I'm sure kissing him was far worse for the black girl he supposedly dated
No. 620047
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I think all these "onision is old enough to be ______'s dad" memes are getting to him.
His new Twitter pic and header photo are fucking creepy.
If any of you watch Danny Glovers- Atlanta, Greg is looking like Teddy Perkins in these shots.
No. 620053
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>>619936she looks like the dudes in shaving commercials when they grope their own face
only she cant even do that right
No. 620067
>>620059Has Sarah ever even worked, outside at the Onion farm? I doubt it.
There's your answer.
No. 620070
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Ya sure about that Greggums? I predict 2019 will be the worst ever when the crushing reality of how much he owes and how badly he fucked up his own life truly sets in.
No. 620075
>>620073I agree. Greg is very fixated on violence and death. Just look at the punchlines of 99% of his 'comedy' videos. He also has plenty of guns.
At the minute he still thinks he's going to somehow make a triumphant comeback. Once he realises how deluded that is I could definitely see him losing the plot.
There's no way he's going to get a normal job and there's no way he's going to quietly disappear into obscurity.
By staying with him Lainey is putting herself and the kids into immense danger
No. 620076
>>620071It is. One of the blogs on tumblr said it was likely Greg decided Lainey's transboi name is 'Kai' since he was obsessed with the character from AHS. So he's choosing that name so he can have his own 'Kai Anderson'.
It's a fucking reach but with Greg, it wouldn't surprise me if that is why he's all over the name Kai.
No. 620078
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>>620037518. Mmmmm. glorious.
No. 620080
>>620072GREG picked out her Kai name (and probably got it from AHS). She's going along with it for whatever reason, probably the same reason she went along with him re-branding her as "Lainey."
Imagine having so little sense of personal identity that you let your husband pick your name twice.
No. 620081
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>>620078Plus, he lost 3% on his financial goal.
No. 620082
>>620047 Klainey looks manlier now kek the irony
>>620081Glorious, hope it keeps dropping until he has no other choice but do another sperg video begging for money
No. 620089
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>>620083I just read this on KF which made me think.
No. 620094
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>>620088Maybe Greg should start looking at Asian men, because all Asian men are actually women with big clits
or at least thats what Louis C.K. says No. 620100
>>620089This isn’t even accurate, the earliest lame ever started obsessing over Greg was when she was 16, he started talking to her when she was 17, they got engaged when she was 17 but weren’t married until she was 18. She got pregnant when she was 18, and had T in January 2014.
OT slightly, but speaking of T, his birthday is in a few days and that poor child will be 5. I wonder if they will put him in school this year