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Currently our protagonist is facing enormous backlash from the Youtube community over his videos wherein he judges the (often half-naked, underage) bodies of teenagers. Billie is home for Christmas, Taylor is alternating between vagueblogging and posting lovey-dovey and vaguely sexual pics involving Greg, and Greg is doing massive damage control in an attempt to paint his ephebebebephilia as 'promoting body positivity' and 'being brutally honest'. More drama is on the horizon as Greg becomes unwound in a spectacle of butthurt and mainstream attention is placed on his wrongdoings. Stay tuned!
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Well there you have it, he made Carrie Fisher's death about himself.
Dammit Gertrude, let the woman rest in peace!
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Post screenshots, not just links, this is an image board.
"if i'm gonna be crucified either way" looool sure. people are crucifying you because you're distant and cold in person. the 3 people who see you in public every year are personally launching a campaign to ruin your reputation>>330345
nasty. I didn't want to believe ya'll when you said Sarah's next but now I'm really starting to wonder.
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why is greg growing a beard when he's said many times they're gross and carry literal shit? hmmm
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When you realize what you said makes you look like a hypocrite, so you back pedal. Also didnt he hate on people for giving their opinions on his body negativity videos without watching them? Oops. Didnt back pedal enough onion.
Oh my gosh he sounds so mad >You are such a liar
Any argument to back that up greg the man with the brain of a angry 5 year old?
I swear if onion boy has sarah in their fucked up relationship when she turns "legal" and people support this pedo, i dont even understand. >>330357
if she likes lainey onion will be telling her she must fuck him in order to prove her love for lainey because thats what it takes to be with her.
Not sure of all the little details, but at one point he was getting a lot of heat from the public. I believe it was after the Adrienne saga and she released the voicemails/ letter. He was getting death threats according to him and thats the reason he was told not to come to VidCon, because they couldn't promise his protection. But he was actually just banned because none of the Youtubers wanted to associate with him anymore.
I vaguely remember someone saying he legit did wear a bulletproof vest to some sort of meet up as well, don't know the deets.
In short, anti O FB group/s started massively sending e-mails to the hosts of Vidcon, all containing the text that "Greg had a very bad influence of impressionable teens, etc".
Someone made a joke about throwing eggs at him if they were to see him at Vidcon. Somehow he flipped that into death threats.
Funny how he doesn't post screencaps of this supposed post he made online or their private messages to one another like he does in EVERY other video. Does anyone over the age of 12 actually believe this happened?
I imagine there's some truth to the story, I'd say someone did come up to him to shake his hand. In the video, he claims that looking someone in the eye will "clutter up his brain", no it's just common decency to treat people outside your monkeysphere with respect. So he didn't look this guy in the eye and probably told him so give him privacy even though he's some z-list youtuber…yeah I'd complain about you online too! A more likely theory is that he's hoping the staff member will see the video and retaliate (doubt he even private messaged him tbh). Since he's probably the only human he's interacted with outside of his harem in months, he's just itching for a fight and he doesn't care who with.
The purpose of this video is just to brag about how ~famous~ he is and how he's ~attacked~ by fans when he leaves the house. That might actually be believable if he actually left the house every now and then.
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i know this is way off topic and almost derailing, but as a lesbian myself i can tell you i knew i was one way before 16. i may not have known the proper name for it, but i knew i liked people of the same sex as me.
it is 100% probable for a 16 year old to know their sexual orientation, please just stahp
"people with paper thin skin always looking for something to be offended about"
Now does that not sound familiar to you, greg? Hmm? Just a little?
She's living far from school, friends or anyone other than Onion's pawns. He's the only man she must be talking to IRL and probably one of the people. She went through the "i need to lose weight i'm gross" phase that all onion girls go through. she doesn't wear makeup, something Onion hates and she's willing to be in his videos even though he trashes her constantly - something not even lainey can stand anymore.
she's also a 16 year old girl with daddy issues living with a strange man that gives her money and attention. In 2017 i don't doubt we'll be seeing creepy shit between these two.
I don't even know why he's hating on SJWs lately. The majority of young girls these days (his fans are all young girls) are on Tumblr and probably identify as SJWs. The people who exposed him probably don't identify as SJWs anyway, he's holding a group accountable for what many people (not followers of a single ideology) believe.
In fact he's making an enemy of the only group that would probably defend his paedophilia. He could have claimed that that's ~just who he was~ .w. and that he was roleplaying his fantasy in a safe way with his DDLG obsessed bisexual agender space prince wife, Tumblr would have eaten it the fuck up and defended him. This shit is all over Tumblr atm, including porn blogs that ask for pics of their followers just like Grease does on his forums.
Because Leafy is a threat to his core demographic, anyone who attemps to usurp him as the pre-teen pied piper is automatically a candidate for vitriol and emulation.
sage for ot
In essence: yes. Direct quote? No. He says that as long as young teen and pre teen girls "have butts and boobs" they're sexually mature and it's okay to be attracted to them.
video is one of these two i think:https://vid.me/svfXhttps://vid.me/L6Wz
lol but every straight person knows they're straight from the moment they're able to comprehend the concept sexuality. Maybe you're different but most gay people understand which gender they're attracted to from puberty at least. Especially in this day and age where homosexuality is talked about more openly and is more accepted.
sage for derailing with bullshit
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I know this is just a song but I'm genuinely scared
Don't forget the recent Luxxy fiasco where he essentially told her she was broken for not wanting his dick and his overall attitude towards Lainey & Billie's "relationship".
Sarah is around Greg's bullshit 24/7.
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Yet she lives with onion all the time away from her best friend that he hates?
Can you imagine the milk milk if Sarah and Onion tell everyone they're in a relationship in, say, 2018? (Unless the age of consent is 17 where he is, and i fear being right)
So much milk, sad, sad milk.
Aaaah, noooo, Sarah run! If Billie is his side chick for his wife who is getting to old for him. Is Sarah a side chick in training for when Billie gets too old?
I usually am pretty desensitized, but holy hell this whole thing made my skin crawl.
Shit, I could only watch like 1:30 of it because Greg is just so fucking horrible to those girls, man. Not saying I can't be horrible when judging people's bodies too since I'm a flabby farmer, but fuck him. My self esteem just dropped even more after watching that.
Great video tho, anon. A+.Those with social media please share it if possible.
>>330496>In Washington, according to the website AgeOfConsent.us, there are three different circumstances when the age becomes 18 instead of 16 (RCW 9A.44.096):
(1) when a foster parent has sexual contact with his or her foster child, (2) the person is a school employee engaging in sexual acts with a student, and (3) multiple scenarios that include: "The person has, or knowingly causes another person under the age of eighteen to have, sexual contact with another person who is at least sixteen years old but less than eighteen years old and not married to the perpetrator, if the perpetrator is at least sixty months older than the victim, is in a significant relationship to the victim, and abuses a supervisory position within that relationship in order to engage in or cause another person under the age of eighteen to engage in sexual contact with the victim."
I hope this is truehttp://archive.seattleweekly.com/home/937006-129/crimepunishment
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unfortunately when i was looking for the dirty article on onion i came across some onion porn fanfic
He is so hilariously full of himself.
It's obvious he is lying about the TONS OF PEOPLE who want to hug him and take pictures with him and get his autograph, you can tell from his body language.
Is he trying to prove Cyr right by going on and on about only doing things for profit?
>I don't profit from hugs or autographs>Watch these other videos where I profit
Farmers, tweet this to Blair, Social Repose, Cyr and whoever might do future videos on onion
(Video: Another drama channel picked up the topic. Onion related drama starts around 08:00)
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Sorry samefag, but I mean come on… your teeth are ugly, Gerg.
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Then he should take his advice to these girls and go to the dentist. He's "helping" other people but he can't even help himself. Gerg has an underbite, his two front teeth are crooked, etc.
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sage for OT but was scrolling through twitter feed fast and thought at first this tweet came from Daddy Onion. kek'd
Don't even compare my grumpy god moz to that sad onion
Inb4 anyone says he's vegetarian, he's vegan now
for real. if a man was taking pictures of under 18 year olds (especially 11-15) in bikinis (not just swimsuits. cause some cover a lot more than the shit in his videos) on a beach/pool even with their permission (but not their parents) to be used in his video where he talks about how hot their body is and people found out, there would be an outcry and the pool/beach COULD end up banning him. This isnt normal behavior!
He keeps ignoring it is underwear and playing it off as if these girls are sending him swimsuit pictures. Those arent swimsuits gerg.
Talking about himself in the third person… You're not the victim, Gretchen. And straying away from the actual issue now with burkas. Fuck you still.>>330562
Imagine Grease taking said photos of underaged girls at the pool while muttering, 'Oh that's attractive', or 'She fat', or 'Girl needs a cheeseburger 'cause that's an anorexic body'… Still creepy and fucked up.
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Aw man, i'm so sorry lainey. If only there was something you could do to not get fucked over by people. Good thing in 2017, you wont be around the people who fucked you over multiple times in 2016…oh wait.
He is. He also sniffs used sanitary napkins, just pay him no mind.
Vegan Cheetah/Charles Marlowe doesn't want to touch the Onion Drama with a 10' pole, btw. He's not big enough to withstand the horde of 12 year old fangirls and he knows it. ;__;
Andrew is a decent guy at heart, he just bandwagons on anything with the #feminism tag. He hasn't seen the onision.xyz forum or many of his videos, but he sure has a lot to say about "agency," without understanding that the issue revolves around minors without the capability to consent.
ewww her make-up is so terrible, like what are those streaky eyebrows…
plainey is so self-centered, too. BE PREPPED FOR MY NEW LEWK GUYZ!!!
didn't she JUST decide to grow her hair out? the amount of flipflopping this girl does…
2017 is going to stay the same if she doesn't get herself, Sarah, and the kids away from her pedo husband.
Yes! There is a big difference between what is technically legal and what is unethical/creepy as hell.
For example: You can setup a charity, and funnel almost all of the money directly to yourself and still be "legal"(at least in U.S. law).
The law states that only 10% of the money collected needs to go to whatever charity you are raising money for.
This was put in for a good reason, to protect legitimate charities during a bad year, as they tend to rely on donations, If you had a really bad year donation wise, you might have trouble covering overhead.
But "overhead" can be the President/CEO of the charity's salary. Just pay yourself and exorbitant salary.
Once people find out, you won't get anymore donations, but you haven't broken any laws.
That doesn't make it right Onion.
>>330575>>but 2016 was literally "fuck lainey over" year
A lot of people would agree 2016 was a shitty year, but it certainly wasn't "Lainey year". Several terrorist attacks in Europe, a failed coup in Turkey, Brexit, Trump*, Orlando shooting, Ebola, a bunch of legends died and so much other shit I los track. Only a completely self-centered prick could make this about themselves. Sure, everyone has the right to talk about their personal problems but does Lainey ever express empathy towards others? Is she even aware there's a world outside of Gregmas mansion?
*If you don't think Brexit and Trump were bad things that's fine. I hope we can all agree that 2016 still is pretty tragic.
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LITERALLY retarded. literally. petition to make "literally" a trigger
word on this board
also that beard is pig disgusting, looks worse than pubes>>330558
i know. kek'd then felt like a turd for ever thinking grease would be cool enough to reference moz lyrics. >>330565>mfw
I am triggered
by his overuse of literally and honesty.
Sage for personal n response
Same happened with my 10 year old cousin, she took a picture of a kid at a pantomime because she thought he was cute, her mother told her straight away to delete it and to not take photos of kids. So basically everyone is told not to take pics of strangers kids.
So yeah.. grug if a ten year old girl is gonna get told off for taking an innocent picture of someone she thought was cute, then you're gonna get in a lot more trouble for having underaged girls in provocative situations, geez.
Who is he even kidding? Fuck yeah, a 30yo taking pictures of teens in bikinis he doesn't know is going to get at the very least told off, at the worst is going to deal with the police when someone call 911 on the weird potential pedophile creeping people out.
In what world is he living in?
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Yeah gerg. Meat was totally why a 12 year old got acne. There is no other explanation.
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His insults are worse than a 11 year old. At this point, hes just feeding off of this drama and trying to say the most insulting shit in those videos. Yawn. Boring gerg.
Also if lainey dares complain about anything after this, dont expect any sympathy. Your "i'm offended" rants sound ridiculous when you ignore your husband insulting everyone and saying people who wont let him wank to 12 year olds are crazy SJWs offended by everything.
Lainey's a shithead, but it's nice to see her get back into things she loved before Greg. She almost looks normal.
Greg, however, needs to shut up before his dumb ass breaks a bone. Just because he's surrounded by girls 16 to 22 years old doesn't mean he isn't 31.
also>Lainey's there>Billie's there>Sarah's there>Greg's there
so who's watching the kids…?
Greg was having so much fun ripping them to shreds, not a single nice thing to say about Lainey. A bit sad.
Surprised how well Lainey did considering she recently had a kid.
To Gerg: less you and your wanna be girlfriends, and more Lainey plis.
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at this point im literally praying for idubbbz do a video on grease because that literally could potentially ruin him forever.
i know many anons think that would only give him more attention and he loves that but what do we have to lose at this point? literally nothing.
Lainey is a cunt no doubt about it, but it's kinda sad to see how happy she looks in this video. She looks almost human again.
And then Billie and Onion show up and you're just jolted back into the reality of it.
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it's a little dry right now so I made some literal onision milk.
Kek, I know, but he has a habit of jumping on other people's drama. I was half expecting him to make a video wearing a blond wig pretending to cry on the floor.
I guess he's just too busy with 13 y olds and all the teens living with him, though.
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Andrew's heart is in the right place. He doesn't all the onion drama. He made this video where he calls Gurg out.
Plus I think Andrew is on the spectrum.
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people have been asking for it since the beggining of content cop and he's not going to do it. no need to ask for this every two threads, or on every ian post ever. there's too much to cover, it will risk giving grease attention something he doesn't need, and ian has never looked interesed in it. pic related a tweet ian liked on twitter.
Was i the only one who cringed real hard at the try hard filming and plaineys 'determination'
Specially with the awful FOB song in the bg as she stares all srsly into the distance with her hands out stretched,
Then theres tubsion doing his usual jiggling and covering it with snide remarks when the girls are doing fun shit lmao
Half-nude kids aren't offensive.
Fully nude kids aren't even offensive.
What's offensive is a 30-something year old man being given photos of half-nude kids and then not only keeping them, but looking through them and editing them into a video for the public to see, while commenting on their bodies, under the lie of "body positivity", and thinking that teaching young people to find self esteem through the approval of anyone else but themselves, let alone a creepy guy like him, is "helping".
That's what's offensive. JFC
Is that idubbz's twitter? He said that about Onision?
He's joking, right?
Anyone notice gregs *vegetarian titties?
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from the comments.
guess he's getting what he wanted!
what a salty cunt Tubby Onion is, holy shit
notice how he kept writing FAIL on sarah's stunts yet kept failing even more himself? kek
he is fucking that girl up, man
this was so sad, he is so flabby. plainey just had a BABY and was doing backflips and shit. whats your excuse, Vegetarian (Almost Vegan) Boday? ex-military my arse lmao
It's ironic that he used to add his military training to his videos and shit. Dude was climbing all over the place.
Did anyone catch the shade at his ex? What's the point of that exactly? He's got all channels, money and the harem; why is he still bitching at her for ~screwing him over~ when he's the one who caused said ~screwing~ him in the first place? Why is he still talking about her in general?
Oh yeah Gertrude, implying that she's still
watches your videos with that petty insult; pretty sure she's moved on by now, and probably with another dude. You can stop now.
Saged for rant
You're just being BROOTALLY HONEST, anon - people who can't handle your honesty are fakes
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I turned down the brightness on a screenshot from his newest vid and he looked like a pedo demon so I added horns.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH AAHAHA
this made my night holy god
Does he actually think he helps people with real diagnosed body dysmorphia?
Sorry, "literal" body dysmorphia.
The definition of that disorder is being convinced you have certain physical flaws no matter what anyone else tells you
. If one comment from Onision can cure that then he must be fucking Jesus.
Anyway, he's desperate to convince his current fanbase that daddy isn't a bad man. He just has to hope they only watch his straw-filled videos and get everything through him.
This is so awkward because he's the only guy in the group and the oldest. I just couldn't picture him having an awesome time with an extra dude in this group.
Lainey was actually impressive here, but she did not hear words of encouragement from Gerg because he was so busy being a shithead to Sarah and paying more attention to Billie.>>330871
I think that's the purpose of the label on their body, so that he's sure it's really them submitting their own photo. That's quite difficult to fake for revenge, I think.
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come on, lainey. you showed you're doing well physically in that video, it was impressible considering you just birthed a kid. ya can do it, plain. make your 2017 worth it. let your family help you, leave gargoyle and deliver us milk. do what no one thinks you can do, plz~~
Idk how he can claim meat gave him acne when he is the living embodiment of bacne now that he's a 31 year old vegetarian.
Maybe he's still secretly shoveling meaty fast food into his maw.
writing a sexual story about Greg and Billy fucking from Billiys point of view right now. Trying to make it so nauseatingly realistic and twisted that it would upset Lainey if she ever read it>>330884
It was cuddling time. You snuggled up to Greg in his bed as he turned on your favorite anime.
“I missed you,” Greg said slyly, his icy blue eyes drilling into your soul. “And now I finally have you alone.."
Greg tossed the remote across the room, and grabbed you around the waist. He rolled your body on to his so you sat, straddling him.
You glanced across the room anxiously. The door was closed but not locked. That would be too suspicious. You spat, “Not now Greg. I think Lainey is home. And I know how your wife feels about you drilling my brains out”.
You felt his cock slowly hardening between your legs.
“Baby, please…?” Greg begged. "She just took the kids to the park with Sarah, we have a few minutes to play.”
You slid your pussy against Greg's dick slowly, feeling it through his sweatpants and your leggings. You leaned in towards Greg, and once your breath began tickling his neck whispered, “I want my present, baby.”
Greg laughed, and leaned over towards his night stand. He slid open the top drawer, and handed you a small gold package. You opened it eagerly.
“Vibrating panties? Really Greg?” you laughed. He slid his hands around your ass and pulled you into him.
“You know I like to control you,” he purred.
You opened the package. A pair of red panties and a little remote tumbled out. You slid off of Greg and meandered a few feet across the room. You wanted to give Greg a good view.
Slowly you pulled down your leggings, pushing your heart shaped ass into the air so Greg could admire it. Your neat pussy was framed by a light purple thong. Your legs were slender and covered in tattoos. You turned around and grabbed the edges of the panties, toying with them.
“May I put on my present?” you asked Greg softly.
“Yes,” he muttered, rubbing the bulge in his pants. “How could I say no to those doe eyes. You just look so…”
“Young.” you said with a wink.
Slowly you slid off the purple panties. You walked back to the bed, and handed them to Greg. He slid them into his pocket. He liked to keep your panties after you had worn them. You didn’t visit much.
“Thank you.” Greg said, “Now that those are off, come take care of what’s going on in my pants."
“No.” you said firmly. “There’s no time”. You slid on the red panties and shimmied back into your leggings.
Just then you heard faint footsteps in the hallway. You dove onto the bed, tossing the present wrappings into the closet, and posing innocently.
Lainey opened the door.
“Hey you,” you exclaimed sweetly, “I missed you”. Your voice was sickly sweet. You jumped off the bed to hug your girlfriend.
Lainey shyly hugged you back. She nervously glanced at you and Greg. For a stupid girl she was awfully smart.
“I’m about to make dinner, if either of you want to come help,” she stammered.
“No, we are going to both stay and watch the rest of this episode.” Greg said firmly.
“Actually, I’ll go help,” you chirped.
“Billie. No. Stay.” Greg glared at you.
“Oh don’t be silly, I can catch up later!” you exclaimed, darting out of the room and down the hall.
Lainey followed hesitantly.
You sat down in the kitchen. It was time for the painfully awkward and hollow smalltalk. Talking to Lainey was always a drag.
“How was your day?” you asked.
Lainey began to drone on. You began to set the table. Suddenly you felt a tingle in your pants. Your panties were beginning to vibrate. You sat down on a stool, and pretended to listen to Lainey as your clit was teased.
“Sounds great sweetie, your eyeliner looks awesome today, btw.” you giggled.
Lainey cracked a slight smile. “Thanks. I got some new eyeliner at CVS while I was out. What did you and Greg do this afternoon?”
“Well, we just..”
“Nothing. Just watched anime.” Greg said firmly. You looked up to see him hovering in the doorway to the kitchen. He looked at you, and slid his hand into his pocket. Suddenly the vibration in your panties became twice as intense.
Might be a good way to show how fucked up this whole thing is to some of his horny teen fans. I write erotic literature as a side job. thoughts?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Why. Why would you do this.
Also: Nothing about it is gross enough. If you're going do sick shit like this, you need to make it about how you can't tell if his microcock is in or out, and how he's a two pump chump but insists on you making a porn star fuss over him 5x a day, in addition to the constant rapey dad shit he does.
Also, put this on your blog or whatever. This isn't the place.
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absolutely fucking not
Goddammit anon, that actually turned me on.
Thank you for adding that you write erotica as a job because that makes me feel less disgusted with myself.
You're right, he probably wears the same outfit an entire week.
Take a bath gergles, you old dirty bastard!
That wasn't even realistic description of Onision. He wouldn't let Billie leave him just before sex. He'd curl up in a ball and would start crying. Like he did with A.
Also as he doesn't take a no for an answer instead of turning on the vibrating pants he'd force Billie to take them off and then give them again to Lainey. While Lainey would wear them very visibly he'd look at Billie with disgust and tried his best to make it look like he wanted Lainey to wear them in the first place and Billir was just a filty test piece who is now missing all the fun.
Don't forget about the angry tweet polls like
"When someone gives you something to wear for a special occation, would you just take the item and flee?
A. Hell no! It's so disrespectful! Why would anyone even think about doing that?
B. Well yes because I'm a greedy bitch who doesn't care about anyone's feelings"
Then he'd show the results to Billie.
"See Billie, everyone thinks you're LITERALLY a greedy bitch. You don't deserve those pants. Give them back. I'll give them to someone who LITERALLY cares about me."
Yeah, that was my first thought. If it was a decent beard, like a proper man is capable of growing, it would of course hide a good portion of his shitty skin, but his ginger pube merkin look is only going to make it look worse, and exacerbate the problem. I mean, I'm just literally being brutally honest, you know?>>330824
nice mom-gut lainey. definitely not obvious that you've recently given birth. she does a good flip though.
also its so obvious in this vid how much he hates sarah lmfao. he picks on her like a high school bully picks on the fat kid.
please fucking stop. this is nauseating.
also here's a writing tip: if you're writing in second person, make it present tense. this shit reads like a shitty mills & boon download with the way you've written it.
sage for teh flamez.
Agreeing with what everyone is saying about your plot (lol) choices, I don't think you know how to write a dark 2spooky parody or convincing sexy story about them, let alone a mix. Make more direct references/quotes for a richer feel for irl characters. If you're writing in second person, you can't say stuff like "heart shaped ass" or "your neat pussy" because nobody really describes themselves visually like that, instead you describe how things feel as you do the actions etc. Obviously if you're writing a narcissistic egomaniac it's acceptable, but Billy doesn't fit for that.
General basic errors too, like "you spat" needs to go at the end of speech or else the reader at first recognises it as literally spitting. Less "suddenly…." "slowly…" etc. Sage because I'm so far OT now
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So changing the subject. Im surprised no one has commented on this Tweet from Lainey. It's surpriseing Greg let her see her family, maybe because of the new baby?
I'm really puzzled to what you mean by that… are you under the assumption she's not "allowed" to visit her parents or they're not "allowed" to visit her?
It's been said time and time again in past threads that she's not estranged from her family, Gergles might hate her family and they hate him, but there's been more than enough evidence (and now additionally this) in the past that she still sees them often enough for people who practically live 1,500 miles away from each other.
Either Greg or farmer portraying Greg to troll.
We've no idea how much Lainey sees her family - and if this is the first time she's seen them since Claire's apparent birth it's DEFINITELY NOT enough.
Fucking sage your bullshit, newfag.
>>It's been said time and time again in past threads that she's not estranged from her family.
They see her every fucking major holiday, whoever conjured up the long-standing rumor that Grease has her "isolated" from her parents clearly either haven't been paying attention for the past dozen threads or naively believe any fucking rumor that the anti-o blogs circulate without proof.
Get your shit together and lurk more.
Not much they can do when their daughter was going to see onion no matter what, even seeing onion behind their backs then got married to him without them knowing. Its obvious they didnt like him. In the video he made about her dad, he obviously hated him and wanted to get his daughter away from him. He banned him from their house because of all that and probably mainly because he told lainey when she was thinking about getting a divorce he would help her get around the prenupt and not be screwed over by gerg.
Her parents obviously care about her, but she turned 18 and they cant do anything about it when an old man convinced her to marry him behind her parents back. He was super rich and could pay her way out of everything so she didnt have to rely on her parents. They either can choose to be in her life or disown her, and they are obviously decent enough parents that they stuck by her.
The marriage was done behind their backs, they couldn't fix something if they had absolutely no knowledge of what was happening.
Gerg made her lie to them, for months on end until after she turned 18.
She doesn't want to leave him, everyone and their dog has tried helping her out - even her dad wanted to give her advice on how to null the prenuptial… then she went and told Gerg everything he said.
This is down to Lainey's own responsibilty, she's not a child any more.
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I saw billie liked this tweet. What would they title this video if it happened?
"My boyfriend? who is married to my girlfriend who doesn't really like me that much so idk if shes actually my girlfriend and shes an agender prince so i just offended her i guess Does My Voiceover!"
And whoa… she suddenly looks like 10 years older than she actually is in that photo.
Remove it before Grease finds it, Billay!
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its like she reblogs/posts about how much she wants to get away and everything is terrible, but then will always do nothing about it so. Tomorrow you will see some lovey dovey post. Not worth speculating over.>>330971
For real. Shes 22 with two kids. She has plenty of a support system that will help her out if she wants to leave. The YT community hates onion and will be on her side if shit hits the fan. She just finished her degree and this is the prime time for her to apply for jobs. The only reason she aint leaving is cause she doesnt want to.
She'll be 23 next year, Grease will be 32 and Billie will be 20.
The three of them are adults, we need to let go of trying to reason that they're beyond responsibility for their actions because they simply act like kids.
The only people we should be showing concern for is Sarah and the babies.
No doubt by the time she leaves Onion after he goes officially bust, there will be a donation link up on every one of her social media accounts.
So much for the degree. Though at least she does have that.
Late entry into her field could prove to be a hassle however.
>>They see her every fucking major holiday, whoever conjured up the long-standing rumor that Grease has her "isolated" from her parents clearly either haven't been paying attention for the past dozen threads or naively believe any fucking rumor that the anti-o blogs circulate without proof.
1. Onision dragged Lainey's SISTER, MOTHER AND FATHER on social media revealing private information and conversations.
2. Banned Lainey's FATHER from the house.
3. Moved Lainey from her FAMILY when he very well could have moved to New Mexico.
4. Damaged trust between FAMILY by lying about aspects of the relationship. For example, having them think she was living in a dorm when she was really living in an apartment with Onion.
> Get your shit together and lurk more.
You do understand that isolating her from family doesn't necessarily mean locking her in a dungeon, right? And that the guy we're talking about uses head games and not force?
I don't want to blog post too hard but it really infuriates me and upsets me to see Sarah in this situation. Is there anything we can do about it, seriously? I was in a situation almost exactly like this when I was 15-16 years old and it really set me back at the most vulnerable time in my life. Those people were even poly, too.
Didn't Sarah's dad basically kick her out because she's queer? And her mom apparently doesn't give a shit about her. This girl is going through a difficult time and should be in school! With friends her age(16 FYI)! And maybe a fucking therapist! Not sleeping on the couch of a 30+ year old man with a penchant for grooming teenage girls and just in general being an abusive cunt to everyone he talks to.
I've been following this drama for a long time and it's never made me THIS upset. There are so many fucking things wrong with this picture. Holy shit. I'm so disgusted with how many times this girl must have been failed to end up where she's at. I hope she makes it out unscathed. Sorry for the blog post. I'm just… wow.
2017, please give us a court order for Grunge to stay away from anyone under the age of 18. Especially his children. Jesus christ those poor kids.
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Thank you anon, well said>>330956
Where are you getting your information from? I looked throuhh Lainey's Facebook, Tumblr and Instagram and there is no proof she is in touch with her family. The most reccent she has reached out to her family is her sister via Twitter. We really have no idea how often the family talks but I have a feeling how Greg has isoclated Lainey, its not much.
Those four points don't prove whether or not she's estranged from her family.
She's a grown adult, married with kids, families don't see each other often in most situations where they live 1,500 miles away from each other; visiting and get togethers are usually reserved for holidays.
Gerg and her family don't get along, that's been made well known for ages, but Lainey has shut him down in the past for speaking bad about her mother in the past on Twitter… if the father is banned from the house, there's still nothing stopping them from contacting each other and speaking to one another or even meeting anywhere else besides the house (he wouldn't of been giving her legal advice if she was fully cut off from him).
You're acting like she's still a 17 year old who needs to remain attached to her mother's apronstrings at all time because she doesn't know any better, I hate Gerg as much as the next anon does… but he's not isolating her from anyone, if anything - she's isolating herself from the world by not getting off her ass and doing something with that degree.>>330984
Oof! You can feel that "isolation" from all the way over here.
Isolated from != estranged. Nice moving the goalposts. :)
People who are interested can go here then scroll down and read the screenshots. http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Taylor_(Wife)
Not included is how he said her father cheated on her mother. Greg doesn't get along with her family because of Greg.
You obviously don't understand the significance of isolating someone from their family. Love to explain it to you, but you're not paying me to educate you and you think text memes prove a point so….
What the fuck are you even talking about any more?
Parents don't drop their kids because they're pissed off with them for saying shit about them, families get into spats all the time… and Lainey isn't going to drop her parents just because Gurg doesn't like them.
It's like you've seriously convinced yourself that Lainey doesn't have a mind of her own, whatsoever…. and Gerg is always wiping her ass for her because she's not capable of doing it herself.
dude she is 22. A lot of people dont live in the same state as their family at that age and see them a few times on holidays. Her sister also went to college and is busy with her own life. If you looked at most peoples social media, they arent always posting their mom on it lmao.
We already know onion has shit on her family and they dont like him either. That doesnt mean they are not talking to lainey. Shes not going to post all her texts with her mom on the internet for you. Even after onion shit on her, her sister starred in one of lainey's video with her and obviously it didnt destroy their relationship. Her mom just visited her like always lmao. If you look at every time around this year theres pictures with her mom or sister. This is routine.
the only reasons he'd doing this is because he saw that video with the red hot knife go viral
and the reason something like that is so popular because its a strange sanctification to see something slide through and melt something. this is nothing satisfactory with this, its just down right psychotic
No one said gerg didnt do shit to try to break their family relationship. Look at the original context. The first person who posted implied they were surprised gerg "let her see her family" as if he doesnt allow her to see her family at all when she has routinely seen her family at this time every year. Gerg did the same thing with trying to cut billie off from ayalla and it didnt work and shes friends with her still and talks to her.
Yeah we already know he wants to convince lainey to ditch her family. If lainey doesn't do it, then she will still see her family. If lainey listens to his insanity, then she will cut herself off from her family like she did when she agreed to run off with him. Its pretty clear both lainey and her family (at least her mom, sister) want each other in their lives, and if lainey ever needed their help leaving gerg, they would support her. And its pretty clear lainey has daddy issues and complains about her dad to gerg which he feeds off of to demonize him.
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I know this has been posted before but this was my first thought.
jesus, classic victim blaming here. blame a girl for wanting to wear a cute skirt out, but don't blame the fucking assholes that creep on them. its like he's not so subtly saying "DON'T BE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I LOOKED"
also, i already fucking hate the word "panties" but omission saying it makes it 100 times worse.
Kek, sadly you're right, this would be typical Onion logic.>>331023
I somehow forgot about this video or I have blocked it out of my mind, so holy shit.
Gergles for president 2020:
BE STREET SMART. PUT A LAYER IN BETWEEN YOU AND ALL THE SEXUAL PREDATORS IN THIS WORLD.
Vote for me!
Don't forget to post your thigh gap on my website so I can rate it! 13? Sure thing! It's just like your friendly town swimming pool, it'll be fun kids!
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Wow this disgusts me. He could have given these toys to charity, a local hospital, especially around Christmastime I'm sure there were a lot of kids who would have appreciated these toys.
But no, gotta make a shitty video in a desperate attempt to make a few $$$. Even the fucking fake screaming he does creeps me the fuck out. Who would get satisfaction out of something like this? At a time when people are calling him out on his crap and his marriage is hopefully going to dissolve, isn't he supposed to be on his best behaviour? Videos like this mustn't be doing him any favours…
I just signed the petition, but as I didn't want my name and info out there, I didn't get to make my comment public:
"Onision, also known as Gregory Daniel, Gregory Jackson, and currently, Gregory Avaroe is a known pedophile/ephebophile and predator. He left his first wife for a 17 year old while he himself was 25. He's known for grooming his young fans. His current wife was a 17 year old fan when they first met while he himself was about to turn 27. He moved down to her hometown and became sexually active with her upon meeting her for the first time. Months later, he managed to convince her to lie to her parents, move to Washington with him and marry him once she turned 18 without notifying her parents. Only a couple months later, she became pregnant with their first child. They both entered a polyamorous relationship with another fan last year who had just barely turned 18 and just this year, began housing a newly 16 year old fan of theirs. According to an ex-fan who wanted to enter a relationship with his bisexual wife, Greg often inserted himself into the narrative and began pushing his own agenda of attempting to start a sexual relationship with this girl, only for both of them to cut contact when she wasn't interested. He's not only a predator and pedophile, but also a bully, as he had previously led a witch hunt against another Youtuber, making monetized video after video on her personal health and encouraging fans to attack her own channel and social networking sites, all of which ended up gaining national attention. Gregory Avaroe considers himself an honest role model and feminist (this same man who said that he couldn't have raped one of his previous exes because she had sexual partners before him) and uses that to justify using pictures of barely dressed teenaged girls in his videos and thumbnails. These videos reportedly earn him an estimated and alleged six figures a year and YouTube refuses to look into and continues to essentially pay him for this unacceptable behavior. I'm signing this petition in hopes to get Youtube to properly look into this and not only ban him from uploading or communicating with children on this site, but also demonetize his account so that he and his wife do not profit from exploiting half-naked teenagers and children."
If anyone else decides to publicly sign the petition, feel free to use my comment.
sage bc kind of blogpost-ish
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Let's all pray those emo posts and re-blogs before the one in questions weren't in reference to gergs either…
sage for tinfoil-hattery and derail, but the idea still has me queasy
I was about to say something but >>331068
basically summed it up. Circulate the petition and keep it moving. I just really don't want to see him (and Lainey, to an extent) smiling smugly over getting away with using pictures of half naked teens anymore.
>>331059>Joy Sparkle BS16 hours ago
TheOnlyTexasNinja I didnt see it, until you pointed it out…big big sigh Well, glad they had fun… you know apparently Sarah has a ring thats the same he gave to Billie, which is concerning, I hope they arent screwing her on the DL, buncha sister wives crap.. and the girls have no idea wtf they are getting themselves into… :(
sarah has billie's ring??
reckon she's got a crush on billay? greg belittles her constantly and she's never fucking seen with plaino, but she's always with the blue haired wonder nut. hrrmm -rubs chin-
sage for the tinfoils.
Signed it regardless if it goes anyplace.
I wanna see that juicy YT paycheck Onion gets go towards lawyer fees. People keep saying this shit is "dubious" but all it takes it a few upset parents who feel their children are victims of an online predator. We don't even know if Onion chats it up with these young girls on his PC, not like he'd admit it. Police should really be involved, a shame they're not.
usually when a petition reaches the goal, it's delivered directly to the target, in this case it would be Youtube.
If the petition gains enough attention and traction while reaching its goal, Youtube will be forced to act, either stating that Greg's channel will stay or deciding what kind of discipline he will receive.
The petition is poorly written. Besides the writing errors and repitioion, it really needs to grab attention and make sense to people that have never heard of Onision and don't use YouTube. For example this successful petition where YouTube removed a channel that was exploiting children for profit. It gives examples of the appalling behavior, explains the process of how these videos are made, and how the creators are making profit.https://www.change.org/p/youtube-stop-exploitation-of-indian-children-susanwojcicki
This current Onision petition won't get far and if it does make it to youtubes mailbox, I fear it does not explain the situation well enough for YouTube to take action.
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This kinda explains Onion's hatred for humanity.
Though ironic since the original poster is histrionic/narcissistic themselves.
Saged for blogpost.
but there's no harm in trying.
not implying that this is your specific attitude of course, but being cynical and dormany and pessimistic won't serve any good if we don't atleast continue to try to get this greasebag off youtube.
Even if this petition doesn't grab attention due to being poorly written, maybe someone should make a well-written and descriptive one that brings attention to the problem at hand.
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it is, blaire's been all over twitter reminding people of his bullshit
i know a lot of people don't like blaire but i'm glad she regularly calls him out on his shit
I was talking about the person who posted that quote via fb, not Gordon Hinkley himself. That same status came from a histrionic narc whom I know personally. Hence the resemblance of self-projection.
Oh and my post was saged, but I see yours
God she's so gross.
I don't care how much she calls onion out. Can't stand her.
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Here are the results!
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Onion's getting his vegetarian lard ass handed to him!
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oh god damn she's really going in
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he is getting his ass reamed so hard. this is glorious.
My politics and Blaire's are so at odds but I always find myself admiring her style.
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o dang son the claws are out and I am loving it~
No. It's Sarah.
It's also old as fuck.
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i dislike this side of youtube in general but i fucking love how shoeonhead and blaire are roasting onion. fucking get this asshole
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pretty rich coming from a man who threw a tantrum because his "friend" didn't feel represented by the 2-party system
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Just found this blog. The actual
truth about Onision.
>>Did Onision Really Abuse His Ex Girlfriends?
>>When someone is an abuser, you’ll notice repeated abuse. Onision’s current wife has made it very clear that she is happy & has not been abused in any way. Because of her honesty, people who hate Onision have turned on her, demonizing her as her statements to not meet their anti-Onision agenda. In all reality, every woman Onision was with made attempts to befriend &/or reunite with him after they broke up, however Onision chose not to.https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/the-actual-truth-about-onision/
Not sure if deranged fan or onion himself
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it's onion talking about himself in 3rd person again.
sage for samefag
This is incredibly well-written, compared to >>331088
. Let's try and circulate this one?
I've already signed.
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I feel like Cyr is constantly throwing shade at onion. But not in a passive-aggressive way. More in a greg-is-nothing-more-than-an-old-2016-joke kind of way.
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Whenever he writes stuff like this it reads like something a toddler pretending to be a grown up would write.
>>331213>A person's rise to the top should not be obtained by pulling others down. There is no honor in bullying
"It's only okay when I do it! There's HONOR in pulling Eugenia Cooney down
and rallying to get her youtube channel shut down because she's sick! Telling impressionable underage girls who already have enough body image issues to submit half naked pics to me that they are fat or look like Shrek is not bullying! It's honorable!"
He will last a couple more years.
My hopes are his fan base dwindles and he ends up making unboxing videos.
(Unboxing videos are my guilty pleasure, but nothing anyone should be proud of making.)
Hahaha, has he fucking updated it?? I'm assuming so because of the mention of Cyr and the NEED to mention he once had a 26 YEAR OLD ex… writing a "tell all" site about yourself does not make anything you say or do any more truthful, it wouldn't make it any more truthful if his fans wrote it either.
What an idiot.
VOTE FOR NEXT THREAD PIC
Omg, anon, that's so perfect.
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>>331239>Gynesexual/Gynephilic: attracted to females, women, and/or femininity.
So he's straight.
And that would make Lainey…?
I didn't watch the video but this makes me laugh.
>>331239>Fakes being a SJW for views >Hates on SJWs after the forum drama>New video: still pretending to be a SJW.
And why do people need a label for that? Fuck man.
>>331247>Respect Greg because he "speaks his mind"
And the fact he's a lying hypocrite who contradicts himself every 2 sentences and takes advantage of his teenage fanbase? Doesn't that make you lose respect for him, even if he's "brootally honestee"?
So fucking disappointed, man. Anyone past the age of 18 who still supports Greg at this point is a retard. Period.
Sage for being triggered
I know it's old news, but I still can't get over the hilarity of onion calling plainly "her" and "she".
In the same fucking breath will tear someone to shreds for doing so.
He's so all over the place.
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I feel this is a bit relevant
omg I died. I never noticed that before.
Does he actually have problems with his one eye ? Or was this actually a lucky screen grab of his lazy eye blink ?
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this reminds me so much of the way onion fans react to criticism
>>omg guyzz it's only a joke
No, he's been
having lazy eye problems for awhile, even older comments on his videos pointed that out. It's just we're barely noticing that now.
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Lol. Reminded me about how right after lainey decided she was no longer a girl and was agender/non-binary, sarah googled around to find a term that explained her sexuality was probably gynesexual. Lainey didnt even know that term until her lmao.
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She's after your greasy cock! (Ew)
Listening to it, at 17 min now. Hope he says something really milky about Gergles.
- he's "robot like" in his black and white views, including his habit of provoking human emotion in others for fun / profit (like a sociopath)
- cyr doesn't think Greg would kill anyone - but only because it's illegal, and Greg has a weird black/white hangout about laws, i.e. if he does something, and it's not illegal, he's a good person no matter what
- greg is paranoid of gays; when cyr and his very long term friend stephan would wrestle / rough house around the house (as they'd done since childhood) greg would get angry. Greg insisted that they were gay because they liked to roughhouse. Greg was confused as to WHY anyone would play around / wrestle for fun; to him, it HAD to be because they were gay, and he started an hour long screaming fight about it. Eventually, Greg told them that IN HIS ARMY EXPERIENCE in Korea, men were touchy with each other, and Stephan was asian, so it was okay. Because they needed his permission, according to Greg (lol)
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>posts this in public>in private screams at them for being "gay"
It's really no wonder Stefan hated him.
That would also explain why he likes to defeminize women, like Shiloh and Lainey, and always reminds his audience that ONISION LIKES PUSSY, OK?? whenever he has a chance.
OK, I stopped. But it does make sense, admit it.
- He doesn't want to be the kind of guy who uses a past friendship against Greg; he respects greg's privacy even if Greg doesn't respect his.
- all Greg has on Cyr is that he's pretty broke, and greg helped him out in the last 9 years. Cyr regrets taking that help, and is working on paying greg back. He says to Greg, friendship works as an exchange of money: period. That's all there is to it for him.
- around 34-35 minutes they seem to get off the topic of greg
- greg is a work robot, like the movie Nightcrawler - he is driven like mad to work. He works all the time, nonstop, very much a workaholic. He values his work over anything in his life - anything.
- "why need friends when I have my family?" is his ethos. Greg does NOT care, at all, if people don't like him.
- now at 51 and they're not talking greg any more
On another note; Onion kindly reminds us haters
that he is A CELEBRITY!!!https://mobile.twitter.com/Onision
Saged cuz too long to screenshot
I hate when people humble brag about how much shit they have on someone " but they're too respectful to release it "… >>331341
This. I wonder if he's going to even spill any tea because he doesn't want to be sued by Greg. Has Greg even sued anyone for something as trivial as "slander"…. ? I mean nothing Cyr says could make Greg look any worse then his own actions and words.
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And the final results are in! Yeah Omission, "wow" indeed.
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Lol, the autistic definitions, this is exactly what Cyr talked about in that podcast
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"One time my video was on Tosh.0… back in 2008. I AM FAMOOS!!!"
Gerg once again straying from the actual issue of letting underage girls submit photos to his forum, and him curating the photos in videos and criticising these girls' bodies like he's an expert in therapy. Keep digging that hole.
I hope the parents of these kids file charges against him because there is no consent for the photos.
IDIOT FUCK STAIN
DUMB FUCKING LYING CUNT
DUMB FUCKING USELESS BITCH
DUMB CUNT MOUTH
DUMB BIMBO BITCH
USELESS FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT CUNT
Words of a ~feminist and one promoting ~positivity. Such rich vocabulary.
Isn't it possible that these forum members would fake their age at registration so that they can enter the site and override the age limit? That's why the demographics info he collected could still be inaccurate.
Isn't this hate speech already? Can it be flagged?? Greasetrap is so angry and butthurt.
And right, we just projected your creepiness unto you. It's just our imagination that collecting underaged photos of girls in their underwear is not creepy. We're so malicious, guys, omg.
NARCISSISTIC AUTISTIC RAAAAAGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onion looks greasy af..and how long has he been wearing that shirt again??? Durrty bastard, his cock's probably leaking smegma as we speak and hasn't washed it for over a week (or two).
His increasing irritation is hilarious.
People don't squirm this much over something unless they know deep down that it does apply to them.
lol "approved comments only"
this is hopefully the bringing to the end
Samefag but I can already imagine the screaming match Cyr described in that hour long podcast… Gurg screaming expletives and homophobic slurs to Stephan and him. So triggered
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people are catching on to your little peen, Gerg.
This. The more he tried to lament the treatment hes getting like posting that video where hes pretending to be a woman and tries hyperbole to make out hes the victim seems to just suggest everything people are saying about him is true and hes got no comeback.
On a similar note i have heard people say hes acting skills are good however in the videos i've seen of him including recent ones i dont buy it. if he did have acting talent its run of just like kids in swimsuits would when they spot him with his camera lurking by the public
swimming pool with his pedo grin.
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>tmw subscribers from all five of Gergs channels added up doesn't even surpass Shane's 2nd channel
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Would a kind anon erase the glasses and moustache off this guy and change "Uncle Merv" to "Uncle Greg"?
I would be so grateful, thank you in advance.
Why does he even need that many channels when he can't think up content other than:
>>Sharing his gross sex life>>Look at his harem>>rating teenagers bodies>>Watch his aspergers/sociopathy/narcissism reach max levels>>reaction videos
That's all hs content revolves around, he's a one-trick pony - he's been that way for years.
The amount of subscribers and followers he gets means shit anyway, half of them are probably bots.
For example; he has 378,000 Twitter followers yet he NEVER gets more than 100 replies, 2,000 likes or 500 reblogs at ANY given time… that is so piss poor for someone who constantly brags that they have millions of subscribers.
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fixed his eyebrows too
Jesus this was a hard watch. Cyr was right, he is like a robot. "I'm not thinking of it as wrong therefore it's not". This tool actually thinks the world is supposed to function this way. He's disabled comments to bend an unfavorable reality to his personal world view because the rest of us don't see things his way.
It's safe to say, autism confirmed. Not since Chris Chan have I seen someone this totally divorced from the real world and functional logic. I love the fucked up hair too, he had to have thrown shit all over his house in a rage before getting behind that camera.
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He's losing his shit :) God this is amazing to witness, fuck that tranny though
That explains the weird ass video he made a long time ago (and possibly the impregnation fetish)…
YOU ONLY HAVE SEX TO REPRODUCE, ATTRACTION MEANS SHIT IF YOU'RE WILLING TO FUCK! IT'S A TRAAAAP!!!!!!
I've been wondering for a while if he's on the autism spectrum (Aspergers has been reclassified to Autism since 2014 and before then; Aspergers shared many of the criteria that sociopathy does), I've not really seen a sociopath or narcissist or anyone with a cluster B disorder react the way he does when they've been caught out on their shit.
The tantrums, the spazzing out, the violent outbursts, the lack of self awareness, pure denial and no responsibility for his actions, victim-complex, acting like an eternal manchild, there's absolutely no empathy there either.
(saged for armchair psychology because in the end, it doesn't matter one bit whether he's autistic or has a cluster B personality disorder - he's a fucking nutcase and if he won't get help for his mental disorder/s he needs to be fucking sanctioned for everyone's sake and safety.)
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it's always nice when he gets caught in the shit opinion web he spews
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Youtube recommends Shane and Shiloh for your listening pleasures.
What are even those titles? I can't imagine what his music sounds like, let alone what his lyrics consist of.
Please tell me it's all basic as fuck… like middle-school poetry combined with fruityloops or some shit.
I can't speak on behalf of all anons here, but I don't think many of us want to think of that as a possibility… but we've barely been seeing her hanging out with Lainey since she got there. Neither has anyone really seen them act chummy with each other like they used to on Twitter.
If anything, we've seen Sarah hanging out more with Billie when she she's visiting, the rest of the time she seems to be with Greaselord.
Maybe Lainey is spending more time being a mom and doesn't really have the time to give Sarah as much attention, but it's a far stretch considering Lainey is her routine usual self on Twitter, but doesn't have Sarah on her private account and… uhh, I know I'm trying to find every possible excuse here to not think that he's boning her because I seriously don't want to think about it or believe it.
But yes… there possibly is a chance, as depressing and soul-crushing as that sounds.
But she's gay though?
Or according to her, attracted to anyone but boys, so it wouldn't make sense that suddenly, she's boning Greg.
If anything, she probably has a crush on Lainey or Billie (Billie would make the most sense, since Lainey was been giving her the cold shoulder for hanging out with Billie and only recently, she just refollowed Sarah.)
I'm pretty sure the reason why Greg is such an ass to her is because she's gay and therefore, he can't groom and bone her the way he has with other girls he's dated.
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I was hoping that someone will bring up this song. This is the worst case of a straight dude whiteknighting female fans (and Lamo) in order to get teenage pussy that I've ever seen. Also - lol at the blatant hipocrisy of blaming media on girls starving themselves and bitching at shallow guys giving dishonest complements. Pot, meet kettle.
Its clear onion uses lainey as an excuse for them to be with him tho. Like oh you love and want to be with lainey? Then you should try being in a threesome with us. Even billie is included in the bunch now too. Im sure with luxy he was hoping if he got her to agree to be "exclusive" with lainey, hed slowly inch his way into like oh ill just watch, oh ill just touch my wife while you touch her, etc. I doubt he cares if someone is only attracted to girls. Hed love for some lesbian to be "converted" by him or some creepy shit.>>331459
Lainey and sarah just posted selfies together today. lol. I think they are closer now cause billie is not there.
Now don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure that a couple of anons mentioned something in the last few threads that she said something about being "heteroflexible"?
(If anyone remembers that, was it said in a video, tweet or on her Tumblr?)
If that's the case, she may not be completely sure about her sexuality at this point, and it gives him a shoe-in to manipulate that meaning to his will.
Let's take into consideration that she's actually a lesbian.
If you think about it, why is she living there with no intention of going back to her parents if they really have kicked her out? Of what use would she be other than to please Lainey or Billie? That's still fucked up, isn't it? Being their play toy/object as a "friend" that's been paid for by Gerg to entertain them.
Lainey and Billie are closer to her age but they (Gerg and Lainey) would have still flown her out there for their (omg no, she's Lainey's GF/friend!) own satisfaction.
How is she going to find potential girlfriends (even her own age) considering Gerg is really fucking strict in regards to allowing anyone outside their unhealthy (cult) circle into their house anyway? They wouldn't allow her to naturally go out and make friends online or offline, they'd have to check them out first.
There's nothing there that will benefit her, she's going to get seriously fucked over whether or not she's banging them… she needs to go home, finish school, fall in love naturally (if relationships are her main goal in life) and experience bonds with people who are not seriously fucking messed up in the head.
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sorry for OT, but.. who's this? why is she calling her little lainey?
This is great on so many levels.
Remember how just a few months ago when him and SR were doing their back and forth and greg something along the lines "Why does he need to make 11 minute long videos about this? See how mine are just 2-3 minutes! If your hate videos are so long then you're probably LYYYYIIIING"
And here is, making an almost 20 minute video about his haters.
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Judging by how he treats women he's attracted to, this is how he really feels about Blaire.
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This is what he tweeted her before that video got flagged
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I also like how he tweeted the video at him directly. That is…embarrassing. Why would you tweet this video at him where you look absolutely insane.
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I like this poll. Even with those biased options because hes too scared to write adult, its 40% kid. And you know driving age could be 15+ lmao.
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lmao saw this while looking at her twitter feed
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-someone pulls up one of his own polls about age-
"POLLS R IRRELEVANT NOW. DAS WAT U GUIZE TELL ME. ONLY FACTS I DO FACTS"
Well, his polls are garbage. Because he words them in ways that skirt responsibility and ownership for his scummy action. Fuck this guy.>>331551
Bet he's got some wicked dickne.
He does realise that google polls can never be 100% since you can register under any age, when I was young I used my dad's account which registered me as a 42 year old, yeah totally accurate.
Also Onion, your polls are biased since only your fans take them, try asking the public what they think of your shitty channel.
but it fits his agenda LMAO. Hes a fucking hypocrite.
All he is doing is tweeting his video at people saying he proves facts. Literally his videos show like no "facts" what crack is he on. All he does is scream cunt ten million times. And misinterpret what people are saying about him.
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Christ this is weird
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Let it be known: greg's a-scared of girls
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. This (LITERALLY) proves how fucking mental onision himself is lol. He purposely stretches everything other people against him say, but if he said he was going to slap somebody it's only a "joke" or it's "honest".
-when you're too stupid to win at arguing/have been exposed for the liar you are, resort to violent threats.
Ok, Greg, but how many times have you responded with judging people or saying things like "you dumb fucking cunt" when you were in the wrong? A bit hypocritical for the brooootally honest onision!
my favorite thing about all these tactics he keeps using to garner sympathy (you THREATENED to PHYSICALLY HARM me!!!!!! being a great example) keep backfiring hilariously on him
it's so easy to see how panicked he is. this is honestly amazing, he's backpedaling so hard
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If you can't beat em, block em.
It's pretty hilarious that this is his new "hot" voice considering he was trying to lure more people in not long ago by trying to imitate a LeafyIsHere voice.
This guy is just unbelieveable.
Holy early 2000's scene queen, Batman!
Damn I didn't think I would see her again
Sage for OT
Leafy doesn't like you, Gurg, because you're LITCH-RUH-LEE a THIRTY ONE YEAR OLD MAAAAAAAAAN. Srsly you're THIRTY ONE YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK
. (God. Leafy's humor is unfunny.)
Onion can't math.
Also, if he's not anti-gun anymore, as a way to justify then buying guns… well, along with the sister wives and cult thing, this is starting to become a bit dark. Like FBI shoot out at the polygamist sect compound dark.
On another topic, I thought I read somewhere that lainey also accepts using masculine pronouns as well as "they" so maybe Sarah is actually crushing on lainey. Not that this makes her any safer, I think lainbot is pretty emotionless and manipulative to these girls too, she just spergs out less on camera compared to Gerg.
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there is such a strong parallel between gurg and dennis in the iasip family fight episode
He still owns his weapons from the military and (according to himself) is an expert marksman.
All I can say is… RUNNN BITCHES, RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
He's saying he's anti-gun now because of the ~death threats, like that statement Blaire said in her video of her being out for blood, if it were her child in Greasy's video.
How many times in a row is he going to wear this outfit and that oily hair? Ew.
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Oh no u gaiz, he's gonna beats the shit outta Blaire if he sees her at VidCon!
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l o l
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lainey only ever speaks up to defend her agenderness. Lets just ignore the fact my husband is a psychotic pedo making 18 minute videos calling someone a cunt. My agenderness however must be defended.
Ohnoez you guys, Onion is military trained years ago and he's anti-gun now. So badass. He can handle himself without hitting, but he will shoot you…
Srsly make up your mind Onion. You're so confused. You want sympathy but then you want people to be ~afraid of your VEGETARIAN MILITARY BODAAAY. And nope, you still haven't addressed the issue of using underaged girls' photos in your videos. You're the one blowing things out of proportion when the easiest route would have been removing all your videos with such photos, and restricting access of underaged people to your forums. Pathetic.
summary, even though i think it's a great watch:
>acknowledges onion boy is a piece of shit.>talks about the drama that's been happening and the hilarity of onion losing his shit>looks at the forum and discusses the 'TOS' and how it doesn't specifically state who owns the copyright of the pictures posted there for commercial reproduction>discusses whether or not it's legal for onion to be reproducing these images for commercial use.>basically sums up that onion is breaking the law by reproducing images for commercial use of people under the age of consent because they have not signed a release and other legal shit. the parents of those kids can probably legally sue the ass out of onion.
this is a pretty god warning video actually. onion might not be actively reproducing kiddie porn, but he is opening his ass up to some big lawsuits from parents of the girls he's using in his videos. something to think about, p'raps?
He brings up an interesting point. In journalism, we are taught that we cannot take the photo of a minor fot publication purposes without the parents consent on a release form unless the children are in a public space (ie a parade or some other public event) where "there is no expectation of privacy".
These girls offer up photos but they do not have the rights to do so given that the photos are presumably taken in the privacy of their parents home, as far as I understand.
Then again, I'm no lawyer. I'd be interested in the opinion of one.
The only times she's ever bought up being "unhappy" with her body was when Ayalla and Billie were parading around their house in their swimsuits.
For someone with "body dysmorphia" she sure enjoys taking photos of her body on a regular basis and posting them all over instagram for other people to judge.
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So I made a video on gurg and here's one of the people defending him. Yeah, you definitely have adult fans, grease…
He probably won't do anything. He hasn't been able to on most of the people who called him out because he has nothing on them. He chose Blair because she was an easy target for him and it was someone willing to fight on his level.
The way he tries to defend his actions sounds more and more like an episode of To Catch a Predator. >I'M JUST HERE TO MENTOR! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I'M JUST HERE TO MENTOR!
He is using this method instead because he exercises control over these girls that do what he wants. You can't do that with googling porn images. It's just too easy. And those porn girls do not have his name on their body.
Also, Onion is not a twenty year old. He's in his thirties. These young girls aren't in his age group.
exactly, he's always talking about how hard age of consent is and there is literally
no difference between a 17 year old and an 18 year old, yet he fails to notice it should be a non issue because he should be looking at women in their late 20's- 30s
can you even imagine the 30 year old woman who would agree to date him?
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I take it 2016 didn't go so well with Onion…
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Whoever told you this is either fucking blind or autistic…
Saged bc I like Ian.
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it actually just looks like he rubbed dirt on his face ahahahaha
i'm glad he felt the need to mention his "daily" showering
When a fully grown adult man can't grow anything remotely close to a beard without it looking patchy and thin, it's time to give it up and retain some dignity.
He's been growing his "beard" since being exposed which was around 10 days ago… men who can grow beards have extremely dense stubble within two days of not shaving.
If anything, it makes him look even more like a disheveled pedophile.
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It shouldn't take 10 days to grow patchy stubble, Grease.
You would've had a beard by day 4 if you could actually grow one.
Yup I knew it. He's still hanging on to his military heydays to make himself look so strong and untouchable, but inside he's crumbling.
Why does he claim he's responsible for getting Carter banned?? He's not even the one who released that video of Carter and Maggie…
sometimes I just imagine that Cyr, Dasha and all their friends that come in and out of that apartment all just laugh
at this poor loser. lmao
Wasnt he only in for like 2 years? And the air force is one of the easier branches in terms of physical training. I doubt he underwent the training he has claimed to. Military police are also largely looked at as useless by other servicemen. In fact, the joke is that they are douchebags because they were the ones bullied in high school so they have something to prove when they become an MP. Its so fitting for onion, I laughed when I found out his job.
He acted so resentful of of his "service" for a while but now that he realized its something he can try to lord over people as a sign of superiority, hes changing his tune.
He makes me laugh because he exaggerates the fuck out of everything. He has no credibility whatsover.
So he was just in the MP then? The lying bastard, haha… even the Coast Guard get more intense training than the OSI do.
Next he'll be saying he can kill a man in 700 different ways… I bet the little shit was one of those kids at school who bragged about made up shit so that he could feel/seem more superior in comparison to his peers.
That is 100% bullshit. Air Force MP's do not receive CQC training from Marines at all. They are used mainly as cheap security guards for check points and road stops in the field, on base they are used for insult fodder among people who have an actual job to do and set the bar for themselves higher than an enlisted rent-a-cop.
His erratic behavior and at the time already devolved mental state would automatically fail him for consideration in any sort of combat position. He didn't even appear to be in all that great of physical condition in his chair force photos either so there's another reason to not believe he ever did this shit to chalk up on the board.
In combat he would get people killed and I don't mean any sort of enemy. Greg is the type of moron who acts like they are hard enough to handle combat but the moment the first bullet snaps by their head they instantly regret the decision and spend the rest of the firefight clinging to the heels of their Sergeants like a leg hump dog until the whole thing is over, just to pretend they did a god damn thing out in the field later on when no one who was there is actually around to hear. In close quarters you cannot do that shit. One wrong thing happens and you can lose people…fast. Greg would shit himself and curl into a ball on the floor in such a situation if he's truly as big of a non confrontational pussy as Cyr made him out to be. He needs to always be the center of attention, he will not listen to other people nor take orders from them, he had to constantly be the soft and pacifistic weakling to prove how evil the military was in his own words. All of this crap he spouts off about his 'training' is bullshit overcompensating. He's a weak and small man on the inside and knows it, but knows it helps his online image to lie and say he isn't. Pathetic and makes the rest of us actual veterans look bad. What a waste of good oxygen he is, I swear.
He's only this pissed because a comedian he liked gave the video a like. His wife is tumblr personified and he is a feminazi.
The petite tranny makes his dick rise but since she's a tranny, he can call her a stupid dumb fuck cunt while still claiming to be a feminist and losing his mind on screen.
His opposition is now all SJWs even though he is guilty of the SJW mindset. His way is the right way and you're homophobic, sexist, racist, more *ist because tumblr makes them up.
Now he is growing a beard like Shane Dawson after saying facial hair was disgusting? The meltdown is real and his legacy is being a youtube pedo.
Also, for anyone interested in his bs, check out his military diary
, it's kinda…interesting to say the least.http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=America%27s_Air_Force
He never would have been considered for either Afghanistan or Iraq. He is far too unstable for that. He was doing other enlisted men and women a favor by being kept away from there. Hypothetically since guys like him wind up pretending they're John Rambo at some point and end up wasted pretty quickly…his ex-wife would at least be able to have enjoyed some decent benefits. She wouldn't have been married to him any longer before we went full Onion, collected the benefits of good health insurance and whatever pension he had and such.
In fact Onion's self inflicted annihilation via mid combat narc-rage stupidity (ie running into an open street while sustaining sniper fire without taking cover at all and assessing where that fire is coming from first thus losing that melon sized noggin full of sheer retardation of his because he thought real life is just like Call of Duty) would have been nothing but a net gain for Skye when you think about it. She'd be living pretty well by now. I feel for her honestly, shy girls like her often seem to wind up with these sort of narcissistic edgelords and always get the short end of the stick. It's sad.>>331699
You're welcome, fellow Anon.
>>331695>>it helps his online image to lie and say he isn't
That's pretty much all his online career is; lying, hyperbole, cheating and manipulating.
If he drums into his teenage fanbase's heads that he's a "honest, factual, logical and reasonable man" even without proof that he is (he actually does this on a daily basis) then they'll blindly believe him without question, he basically brainwashes them.
The more hardcore fans will do anything he says without him even having to go to the trouble of encouraging/suggesting them to at most times.
I used to feel sorry for them, these days I realize they're just as deranged and as dangerous to others as he is and not really worth saving.
>>331696>>His opposition is now all SJWs even though he is guilty of the SJW mindset.
Sorry anon… but what? Are you new to all this? I'm asking because it's been established here since he started this facade at the end of 2015 that he's anything but an SJW - he's never been a feminist, he's always been racist, he's always been really disrespectful of everyone else but himself, all that "feminazi" bullshit was just a ruse to lure in the SJW crowd because he wasn't getting any new subscribers and followers and his teenage fanbase were moving on to more current trends.
Sorry if he had you fooled.
Yeah, and none of us would have to witness Fifty Layers of Onion if that were to happen. Can't tell if this is a great or bad thing.
Otherwise, thank you for your information and your service anon. Much appreciated!
Please do and tell us how it went!>>331706
Forgot to sage
I really love how all of these websites he "coded" back then were all the same layout and template as every other site he created like the Sisesca one, he just used different graphics.
~'*-O N I O N A E S T H E T I C S-*'~
I swear his resume reads just like Vicky Shingle's resume does: Web Designer, Graphic Designer, Comedian, Celebrity, Veteran, Entertainer, Writer, Director, Musician.
I'd say they should get together and start dating, but she's too old for him.
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I mean like, is it so hard to fathom that more than one person lurks this thread
As a cop that works in the Public Information Office, I concur.
If things get suspicious again call:
253-841-5431 and ask to speak to the sergeant in charge of the POP unit (like the word "pop").
Are you serious?
Do you really work with the cops?
Greg likes to lie about going through SERE training too. If he pulls that shit again, he's gonna get torn apart. Greg isn't the only former airman on Youtube.
Emptyhero comes to mind.
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saw this and couldn't help but think about gerg
if I didn't know any better, I would have thought that she was single the entire year.
It's also hilarious how she only put gerg in the video twice, at the end and in one of the pictures he was even disguised lmao.
Trying to stay away from the drama?
This is why he's no different to one of those TV evangelists or faith-healers, people with legitimate illnesses can't be cured by a few words from someone with zero experience in the medical field.
His fans are delusional, they were never suffering from anything serious in the first place, they know appraising him gets them noticed by him and gets a retweet - for those two reasons alone, you bet they're going to say what he wants to hear.
Well its what Cyr said, he likes to provoke negative emotions in people.
Well Greg, farmers here at lolcow like to provoke negative emotions in you.
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Did anyone else notice this photo in the video? It was shortly before the purple hair photo and Billie has the dark blue short hair… they might be on better terms than we thought.
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As promised, she got her haircut even shorter.
Is this a new collar for her gross ddlg fetish shit?
I like how Onion called a girl out for scary eyebrows in one of his ~*~body positivity~*~ videos but Plainey and Bilbo's always look like shit.
And I'll never understand how they can be okay broadcasting their weird sex life to their young fans. Telling the world you have a DDLG fetish when your husband is being accused of storing pictures of underaged girls in their underwear is a fabulous idea. How can he continue getting away with this shit? It seems obvious these two just groom their fans to bring into the harem when they're "legal."
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Lainey really has a penchant for cheap aliexpress-eque collars.
As much as we all hate him, Onion isn't an idiot. He's an illogical narc but not retarded.
In order to be considered for a combat position, you have to be seriously stupid. You have to have very low ASVAB scores. The military is only going to send the stupid douchebros out to get killed.
Yeah, she's no longer hiding her basic Tumblrina DDlg fetish any more. That cheap ass collar is practically in every "little's starter pack".
I'd be embarrassed to show off a $3 collar like that if my husband was making six figure sums every year, he disrespects her enough to not even get her an expensive personalized one, pathetic.
Your "daddy" is a cheapass greaselord who doesn't respect you in the slightest, Lainey… your "sex-life" is an online joke and you're not fooling any adult with this bullshit; you're just giving everyone second-hand embarrassment.
LMAO I'M SO SORRY BUT HIS STYLE
WTF IS GOING ON
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I noticed that Greggel was commenting on billies recent photo and then he posted this. He's in the dog house again kek
What the actual fuck. Is he a 16 year old boy? Is this 2009?
This is some dated teenage edgelord tier bullshit.
HURR HURR CUT STUFF UP SO KEWL
FUCKING RAW BRAH
Also for someone as supposedly concerned with his health as onion I'm surprised he's cool with breathing in all those smoking carcinogens
Thanks for clearing that up, I had no idea.
What a dumb trend. Do people not realize this shit is incredibly unhealthy?
Jesus Christ please moisturize your face laney you look almost as crusty as Onion
How the fuck do neither of them know anything about skincare?
And he sounds so mad too!
>DUMB! FUCKING! USELESS! BITCH!
I can't help but wonder if he says things like that to Lainey when he's mad at her.
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Oops dropped pic
how sarah acted in this video its pretty blatant that she has a crush on him :/
and their dynamic seems to just take jabs at each other which is probably something he hasnt done before to this extent and could be starting to think about her in a relationship
idk honestly this video makes me feel so gross it really just felt like they were play fighting and flirting the whole time
Jaclyn, Blaire used screenshots from the heatst article, so there were no photos of the girls involved. And even if the photos related to the actual screen shots were of fully clothed kids, the fact remains that 13 year old kids can still post whatever on his website and submit images for his monetized videos.
Onion also dismisses the legality of including photos in his monetized videos with permission, and because these are kids, the permission must come from their parents or legal guardian.
Again I hope an influential YouTuber makes a video for the kids involved in the videos, and not necessarily for Onion to watch because that's nothing new anymore. They could convince the kids to not be afraid to be honest to their parents/legal guardian about the situation and let them report Onion's ass for copyright violation and cyberbullying. A YouTuber that could talk sense to them. Onion will lose his shit when he finds out that he has no control over these kids anymore once they take action against him.
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billie talking about the things that really matter
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Yeah, the vibes I was getting were making me seriously uncomfortable. They were both exchanging glances like they're obviously fond of each other, not to mention all the giggling. I agree that it seems like Sarah has a crush on him, she's trying to be "one of the guys" and indulging him by letting him take jabs at her.
Same. I bet not even that would make Lainey leave him. Can you imagine Greg, his wife, two gfs and two kids living together? Ofc he has to find a new gf, Billie is getting "old", she's going to turn 20 iirc
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I always say that, anon…But here I am. I will probably always be here until the day he disappears for good or become totally irrelevant.
what bothers me is that the "fully clothed girl" was featured in videos where he called her perfect and said he would date her (if he wasn't married yada yada)
in a different video he called her "hot" and as far as we know this girl can be 15 years old, so the fact she's fully clothed doesn't mean he isn't acting creepy af
plus the picture of the 13 year old was asked to be removed from the original video, stating that she is popular so people will recognize her room. but then he goes and puts that same picture in another video, not blurring out her room or the girl
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Is he talking about Sarah calling him sexy? Don't know who else it could be.
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Just think; if Sarah loses (more) weight and grows her hair out, well…
Either that or he knows that's the conclusion people would obviously go to. Cue his young fans jumping to comment that they think he's "sexy" too. He's absolutely depraved. He's getting off on hundreds of teenagers defending him from pedophilia accusations while simultaneously calling him attractive or "daddy" or whatever the fuck.
I'm honestly concerned about Sarah. She's just a kid. She vagueblogs about an obvious crush on Greg on her Tumblr. Greg reads this board, and sees that she's doing said vagueblogging. He sees us speculating that he's making moves on Sarah. Maybe he's putting on an act to make US seem like the disturbed ones for thinking he's hitting on a minor. But that doesn't change the fact that Sarah is still a child and would be confused about a man interacting with her in this manner.
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Come one, Come all, folks, place your bets!
Which month and day will Gerg leave Plain and who will it be for?
he probably has an extremely small cock
it would explain why he is attracted to literal minors. he needs his dick to be one of the first they see irl so they don't laugh at it
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goddammit I keep samefagging but if this post is by you or a friend and you don't want to give out your blog, maybe take this to an Anti O blog.
ya know, assuming you're not just a troll.
wow, the other posts are fucking sad too…
just think about all the other girls that came to this same conclusion after he tore them down
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he certainly does have reoccurring types. Lain is like adrianne 2.0 but w/o hair or self respect.>>331813
that is one disgustingly stubby pinkie.
See, with AJ, I'm pretty sure he only dated her to either test the waters by being with someone his own age and to see if his manipulation tactics worked on fans that were his age (AJ was just another fan, like Shiloh, Lainey and Billie)
or to throw suspicion off because he had just been in a relationship with an 18 year old.
Or am I reaching?
I think you're probably reaching, but it's worth considering at least.
AJ was a rebound from Shiloh and he was desperate to emulate the same experiences with her, this is someone who hasn't spent even a month being single since high school, he's emotionally and mentally stunted in a lot of ways.
It sounded like he was willing to make it work with AJ as long as she accepted his conditions, unlike his younger girlfriends - AJ dumped him when his demands became unrealistic and out of hand, rather than acquiesce to them like Shiloh or Lainey would.
The ephebophilia/hebephilia may of been somewhat benign back then and the fetish became stronger as his mental health deteriorated more with age, I really don't know… it's definitely got more noticeable and worse over the years after Shiloh to the point he doesn't even care what everyone else thinks about that anymore.
But I think he would've stayed with AJ if she had allowed him to have complete control over the relationship and used her as his doormat… I think he just prefers weak-willed females, someone he can disrespect and treat like dirt and they'd still come crawling back to him – and teenage fangirls fit that niche for him perfectly.
(saged for theorizing)
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You're giving him too much credit. He's not that cunning, he's an emotionally unstable retard who seeks validation constantly. Maybe dating his exes doppelgangers is like a power fantasy or a way to 'correct' perceived slights from past relationships, for example aj hurt his ego so he made lainey his doormat.
Anyway sorry for the armchair psychology I was just reading about fragile narcissism and spit balling.
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This was awhile ago, but she knew lainey by this point, and theres no indication shes had a relationship since then, so im going to assume not even a kiddie relationship, let alone real one. Makes sense not to have had one since she was only 14 when she met lameo and only 16 now.
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Blaire responded to Jaclyn's video in the comments. tbh for a while I thought they were the same person.
Anyway, Jaclyn made a solid case against Onion. Only whish she knew that what he does is in fact illegal in the sense that Onion-man needs the permission of the parents to publicize and monetize pictures of minors.
+ I still can't get over Onion butchering actually
and I'm not even a native speaker.
Considering Onion only seems to care about anecdotal evidence from his fans to lend him credibility as the grand arbiter of body positivity, this one will hit him hard. I'd like to see how he responds to this.
Your move, Omission.
He probably will say something like "if you didn't want the brutal honest truth then you shouldn't have submitted the picture, also you're an idiot for cutting yourself."
Something along those lines.
Yeah, he will just be like i never told them to starve themselves or hurt themselves. if u watch mah videos im always tellin ppl to not do that -posts hotline numbers at end of video to seem like he gives a shit-
I'm sure so many people with eating disorders stumble across his videos and find them "helpful" as a form of thinspo/reverse thinspo. Like 'Oh I wanted to eat today, but then i saw this guy ridiculing fat people…guess i wont because im fat.'
people with eating disorders have this mentality that if you are not with them then you are against them.
if someone sent me a picture myself while they are just skin and bones and then tell me the to tell them that they look fine or their cut themselves I will still be honest.
So you saying that it's ok to tell an underweight girl that she's fine just in case she will cut herself?
Come on then? Since you know everything, tell us what you would do if a anorexic girl asked you if she looks fine? ignore her?
oh fuck off edgelord
Teenaged girls with eating disorders are mentally ill, they are obsessed over the idea of not being fat and believe that being fat makes them a failure or a bad person. It's a sickness. I hope you can find some sort of empathy for this girl who Onion insulted in a video with over 100,000 views. Can you imagine how embarassing it would feel to be called your worst fear by someone you respected, and have it on YouTube where anyone could see that?
Have a little fucking sympathy, man. Whoever this girl is, she needs professional help and support from her family, not a 40 year old psychopath "rating" her body.
he looks so fucking bad with that beard, but he won't take it off because he knows we hate it >>331656
. truly a child
is laineys channel becoming they "see we do fun things" channel?>>332063
billie not there so she best gerg sextoy in house
Lainey's calling Sarah her best friend in that video, so they still are close and on good terms I guess.
Also, Sarah's and Greg's humor seem pretty similar in that video (vulgar, often childish, the kind of joes you'd maybe expect in a teenage movie) while some of Lainey's answers seem slightly more intelligent / original.
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To everyone wondering, I found the girl who posted this stuff. She found out the anti-o blog reposted her and she's really upset about it, so I don't want to post her URL here, but she's legit. Attached are some more of her posts. She has a lot of older posts about bulimia and self-harm.
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Lesbians and bisexuals aren't a real thing.(b8)
I've no idea, I just thought I'd give everyone a heads up because we've been fucked around with twice before when it comes to trolls and there are a few weird roleplaying accounts floating about as well.
Like if something weird comes up in the future on that Tumblr, maybe it would be a good idea to see if that post correlates with anything she's said on her Twitter first.
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Quit pretending to be attracted to other women, you're embarrassing yourself. You fell for a meme. Everyone's in on the joke and we're all having a giggle behind your back. Honestly, It's time for it to be put to rest, your parents are worried and it isn't that funny anymore, we're all concerned about you.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
You sound like fucking Onion. How about if someone with an eating disorder sends you a picture of their body for judgment with a threat to self harm, you just don't play that game and send them back phone numbers for recovery services and mental health crisis hotlines. If you actually know them, send emergency services over because of risk of harm to themselves. This "honesty" at all costs thing is arrogant bullshit.
Sage because go play with your children and get off the internet, Omission
Onion's business model is just playing out drama for views, so I guess he's already planning out the script for the next drama once this current one fades out.
Of course, his drama plans involve sacrificing the dignity and reputation of a teenage girl.
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Pretty sure she's lying for whatever reason. Here's an example that her pics on Tumblr and Twitter are posted at the exact same time. That would be a dedicated troll.
>>332100>>Like if something weird comes up in the future on that Tumblr, maybe it would be a good idea to see if that post correlates with anything she's said on her Twitter first.
That was exactly what I was looking for, thanks anon.
Heh, funny how she said she doesn't have a Tumblr just two days before posting that photo to her Tumblr.
It's like, everyone who Lainey and Grease associate with are just like them in personality… fame-hungry pathological liars who have no shame in being used as puppets for views.
I just noticed Greg's pro-homo tweets started after Cyr called him out for being a homophobe. He must be obsessively following Cyr's content.>>331561>> Leafy is cute >>330982
Retweets someone saying gay guys think he's hot
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LOL According to onion, hospitals are the third leading cause of death.
Or, hear me out - hospitals are full of sick and injured people, who tend to die more often than the general population.
Christ, he's so fucking stupid. One of those people who thinks
they understand stats, while making themselves look retarded.
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god I hate this idiot.
repealing Obamacare doesn't mean the end of universal healthcare
I don’t want to start an obama-care argument but fuck… even when Onion talks about social issues he will find a way to make it about himself.
>>you voted for people in MY life not having healthcare.
This issue affects many different people. It’s not black vs. white. As if all poor people voted for Clinton…
Also, great poll. Very scientific.
does he think hospital buildings fly out from tornadoes and land on top of people like in The Wizard of Oz?
Sure there are malpractice incidents, and those should be taken seriously, but the actual hospital doesn't kill the person.
Also for shits and giggles I googled the leading causes of death in 2016 and according to the CDC… hospitals are not the third leading cause of death, its chronic lower respiratory diseases.
Soo…. real fucking honest
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here Onion, this is for you
We'll it depends on what MOS you are aiming for. I got an 88 and still had very little options, but that was the marine corp things are much more competitive. I think 32 is actually just the minimum you have to get to be infantry or open contract.
Sage for off topic
50 is ok. Today, for example, if he wanted to go into a decent job like programming or cyber security, he would need a minimum of 64 or around there. 10 years ago a 50 might've been considered higher though.
A 32 would get you shipped off to the front lines to die like a man but AFB doesn't really have ground troops. Something that low would get you maintenance or something.
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Yup. He kept looking at her specifically to see if he was laughing at his stupid jokes.
Is the bottom one too obvious for the next OP pic?
>>332041>Come on then? Since you know everything, tell us what you would do if a anorexic girl asked you if she looks fine? ignore her?
might be a hard concept for you to understand, but yes. exactly that. if an underaged underweight girl sent me pictures and asked me what i thought, i would ignore her.
Greg wouldn't ignore them. He'd post them in a video and ridicule the sender.
Sage for OT and general idiocy.
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we knew it was going to happen, but why must it happen?
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god dammit he did the editing for me lmao
he either is literally
going insane or he's playing it up so he looks more like a crazy psycho instead of a crazy sexual predator.
Greg, it's not 2010 anymore; you're no longer funny… It's time to stop! You're getting too old, and mentally disabled than you already were!!!
#I've been waiting for a Fun with Onion video for awhile now, was great disappointed. Rawr!#
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…what if he does the same thing to his kids?
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Oh man, that dad-bod yo!
Jesus Christ this needs a spoiler, I am triggered
af. Gross. Ew. Gag.
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MY MILITARY VEGETARIAN BODDDAAAAY!!!!
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Come on, do you really think his junk is that big, anon?
Desperate, try hard, unstable, not creative, boring, gross, redface … So much fun when you're all alone, huh, Grease…
You're like Peter Coffin. Not funny.
inb4 he is showing his junk and body on purpose hoping those will turn his underage fans on
inb4 he is already planning to expand his harem
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Lainey posted this
This kind of attention seeking is painful.
Delete the tweets Lainey and then post them to your private account, no 1 curr.