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-Laineybot meets fan Kitten Space.
-Onision makes another Shane Dawson video despite saying he would never agian.
-Lainey continues to beg teenagers for money on YouNow and will reward them by dyeing her hair live on stream.
-Onision breaks up with yet another friend Tomato ass licker, because of Repzion.
-Despite calling Lamey his world Onision live streams while arguing with Lame about gender identity and his sexuality.
-Lainey receives her binders from her fans and uploads a cringe video, this apparently makes her a boy and has now decided that she is in a gay relationship with Onision.
-Lame's mom is currently at the grease mansion.
-Onion has been narc raging on twitter and milk is sure to come.
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Lol this is him telling himself that small dicks are just as great as big dicks.
His insecurities are so transparent.
Since Blaire usually talks about trans issues and feminism, isn't she directly in her lane grug?
He's just mad that he can't really have a massive impact on transness or feminism with his views because he's neither trans nor female, he's just the most privileged thing to walk on earth with a nuclear family that he hates, living that life gurg.
Like the classic narc he is, gurg does nothing but flop his flabby ass into everyones 'lanes'
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Not that it matters, since this is old as fuck
but Cute With Chris is gay, I don't think he mentions it online, but I have his book and he mentioned it in there
Also if you want an extra lawl, he's from the same province as Shiloh iirc
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Says he respects gender identities but also says that your biological sex overrides that identity. LOL
I hope he loses a bunch of his tumblr-fans because of this.
I dont agree with a lot of things blaire says and i also find the edgy pro-trump anti-sjw for views youtubers obnoxious, but onion does know trans people have it worse than cis females right? And I mean real trans people, not his ugly wife who plays dress up once in awhile while packing on full blown feminine makeup every day.>>465698
and her binders had flowers and were pink/yellow. So masculine!
he spent 13 minutes sperging about clip from an old shane video where he talks about him for a second,
the nach rage must be at an all time high considering lames mother is visiting
lol he responds to shane dawsons 2 year old video where he was joking about a big brother youtube edition, where shane was just being funny in the video and onion of course, responds to it seriously.
He wants shane to notice him again. Tell your wife to stop copying shane's videos you both are psycho.
Why does he think he gets to tell anyone whether their thoughts on rape or feminism are invalid? The lack of self awareness never ceases to amaze me.
I hate to defend Blaire because she says some stupid fucking shit a lot of the time, but it’s not invalidated by her lack of vagina, jfc.
and hilarious because shane made a heartfelt apology about it, yet onion still has a video up where hes defending shane's black face right after his apology video by saying its "just comedy". And in that video he does black face.
So shane does black face in the past, owns up and apologizes.
Onion says apologizing is stupid and its comedy and does black face AFTER shane apologizes and has not done it since.
So you're going to act like you have the moral high ground here? Hahah.
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He sperged about people being racist or saying the N-word, yet Lainey has promptly said it more then half the people he bitched about have.
Your comment is ironic because blaire does that exact same thing to others which is what he was saying though. I think the reason onion and blaire clash is because in many ways they are similar.
I also hate to defend onion but hes not wrong here. However he is a huge hypocrite.
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Dont worry Plainey he will tweet you are an amazing person tomorrow.
Im amaze how they havent beat the crap out of each other at this point.
oh my god yes!
I know it's optimistic to hope for a divorce, but a man can dream.
greg is a biological cis homoflexible man in a gay relationship with a trans man, so he should shut the fuck up about feminism too, since it doesn't affect him.
stay in your faggy "lain", grease
Its still going because they are both money-loving attention whores who value that over actual love and happiness, and they both think they deserve some 10/10 person who will devote their whole lives and attention to them and give up everything to be with them. And they both cant stand being alone, so they wont break up until they have someone lined up to replace the other.
Anyone who thinks lameo is any better or nicer of a person, and cares about her kids over her own self is deluding themselves. Shes a mini onion, don't forget. She lacks empathy as well. She only feels sorry for herself but no one else.
And just like that, I'm sucked back in. Shitting all over your 2nd wife's interests on a Saturday night with her mother there?? Makes me feel tingly all over. Ahh, cry, cry Lainey, your tears are delicious.
Oh silly Greg, you don't need a lightsaber to let the hate flow, there is no need for a Sith to learn a lightsaber form that does not channel one's aggression.
Highest of keks!
I’m guessing that’s what she had to “apologize” for? I bet Onion rubbed that shit in so deep. He’s probably still pouting and doesn’t forgive her at all.
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i doubt it at this point because shes hard stuck in her lie. But when she started her agender bull, if onion was against it, same with her bisexuality, she would be on the other side. She will quit the agender thing once its no longer trendy and she doesnt get praised for it.>>465770
What is even her thinking process there? Before when someone asked her if she would ever get orange hair, she said no and that she doesnt like the "warm colors". That was probably less than a week ago. And she said it many times before.
I'm pretty sure you are only considered lameo's friend if you live in her house, take care of her kids on the daily, devote every second to her when she needs it, listen to her whine and complain about her marriage, stick up for her to her husband when she cant and defend her online, never dare have sympathy for anyone that lame doesnt like, dont expect lameo to stick up for you if her husband attacks you (and you are no longer her friend once he decides he doesnt like you), and dont dare remind her that her marriage is a failure by having any concern about it.
The second you dare not talk to her for a few days or are more concerned about your own life than her, she thinks 'how dare you' and no longer considers you a friend. Why anyone would WANT to be friends with her is beyond me. Sarah even if she hasnt left yet, will leave in a few years. Shes not married to lameo. Shes not going to devote her life to her.>>465777
Lol at "cool toned orange". Is this the "its not blue its JADE" excuse all over again. She already said she "never" would dye her hair orange and is backtracking. Onion hasnt been liking her lately, so no wonder shes going back to Billie clone mode.
The cap is even in the image on this thread
"YOURE IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP"
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After Taylor decided for Greg what his orientation is, Onision proudly comes out as a former gay man who is now a queer to support his gay husband who has a strange penchant for biologically creating children with his magical gay eggs and male vagina.
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I envy their happiness.
Women also have the option of injecting themselves with testosterone to look male and thus escape sexism.
That does not mean that women would do it, because then they would experience body dysphoria like trans people do. Let's not make this thread the oppression olympics.
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Ikr? There’s a shitload of chemistry here unlike his last marriage. Oh the envy!
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Lmao @blairs twitter. Can we hope for a debate round 2?
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Has anyone uploaded this yet?
Saged just in case
I think he’s trying to make “rebuttal” videos against anyone ~famous~ who wronged
or criticized him, the autistic part is he’s reacting to old videos that nobody gives a fuck about anymore once they’ve been uploaded and watched.
I guess this is his ~revenge~ now farmers, everyone should start running ASAP before Gregma starts killing us with violent words and brootal honesty.
>>465813>Women also have the option of injecting themselves with testosterone to look male and thus escape sexism.
Really? You think women in Saudi Arabia could inject themselves with testosterone and magically be considered men and escape oppression? Fucking moron.>>465810
You obviously have no idea what women suffer through on a global scale.
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After causing drama or starting shit with people for attention for years, he still can't land on a top 10 list. Does he still now realize how irrelevant he is ?
Well, maybe a top ten predator list he might achieve getting on…
He was actually on the list twice (onion vs pewdiepie, onion vs cyr, and onion vs repzion was an honorable mention) and this was him likely trying to boast about it. Hes proud of the drama he causes apparently, but he cant give us any decent drama lately.
We only want to see you versus your ugly wife drama because you both are equally hated. Provide the drama.
Watching Pewdiepie on the regs, I said, when da hell did they feud? Watched the video, how in the hell does 3 tweets in total constitute a feud? Pewdiepie is way
too busy to pay much attention to onion boy, so I'm guessing Onision is just jealous of all the trips they take all over the world, and he's jealous of his cute hot girlfriend Martzia. You know, since she didn't get knocked up and all, and doesn't start stupid tumblrina drama, and embraced her femininity. Pewdiepie's girl still has her cute, firm, perky breasts since she didn't have 2 rugrats on the tit, and she doesn't have a torso covered with stretch marks, and her whispering eye is still tight because she didn't pass 2 children that have the head circumference of Onision.
Onion is very, very
envious of Pewdiepie, from being on Conan to wining awards in different countries, to his awesome Kpop style and his oodles and oodles of bucks that he smartly saved and paid European taxes on. Even Felix is aware that vacations and time off is necessary for mental well being, and Onion is screaming that only losers take time off, that he needs to work everyday to churn our quality content. Must be why Onisions main channel only gets 8k views per video, and Pewdiepie gets 3 Million per video.
Aware this is not a Pewdiepie thread, just want to point out to Greasy (hi greg) how much more successful and centered youtubers are in relation to him. In youtube and in real life.
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He featured in a WatchMojo video like last year titled "Top 10 controversial YouTube channels" and was even partially in the thumbnail, it would have given him a major narc ego boost.
When it comes to top 10 lists WM garners top views.
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Sorry for OT but I just spotted Gurg in Ice age.
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Laim is still ranting an showing off her mess and that is is not that bad, and she can't clean it up herself because she is a "Smol human". She is saying she is panicking because of Gerg going in and is going to clean.
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…………? Does this mean the guy actually thinks he's still gonna be on youtube for another 20 years? That youtube itself will even still be a thing in 20 years…?
why do you need help cleaning 4 boxes? And someone asking you to clean your shit makes you panic? Wtf. shes so spoiled. I bet shes those parents who will make her kids do everything for her when they are a little older. "clean the house, cook mommy food, babysit your little sister while mommy begs children for money online"
Did anyone clip that stream?>>465994
and how is that working out for you?
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yeah onion, you look so much better than all the mugshots you showed kek
isnt lamey's mom there? Does he just not ever talk to her family when they are there?
Lol at his tweets. Hes talking like he would be some martyr version of hitler. I will just experiment on humans, mutilate them and have them be slaves…only if they are CRIMINALS THO.
Imagine you are visiting your daughter and her husband, and he doesnt hang out with you and just sits in his room tweeting shit like this about how he's a dictator. Take the grandkids and RUN.
That was Skye, which he lied about to get people on his side and now he’s facing an actual lazy bitch.
God works in mysterious ways…
In his old house, he had a rodent problem that spanned 2 relationships, his ex wife and afterwards his girlfriend.
In his new house he has an insect infestation of flies.
In both houses and through 3 different live-in relationships and continual pest problems, the only common denominator is Greg himself.
By that logic, Gurg is the cause of the pest problem every time.
She doesn't have to be a mother, they can fly in someone else to do so.>>466051>In his old house, he had a rodent problem that spanned 2 relationships, his ex wife and afterwards his girlfriend.
Why doesn't this surprise me.
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I can't get over the forehead bump and the shade difference between his face and neck
In a new build house, in the winter? Yes.
In old houses with super old plumbing, you can get little fruit flies that live in drains, they're really hard to get rid of entirely but they only hatch in the spring, and you can pour them a glass of wine and they'll mostly drown themselves, problem solved (you also dump cleaners down the drains to keep them as clear as possible.)
In a new build house, with new plumbing, when it's cold out? They've got something rotting somewhere, be it feces (animal or child), or food scraps. We know they live in filth, though, so it's really not surprising.
poverty anon here
i lived in an older house and we had too many damn caged pets, so we got flies - but only in the area where there was the animals. judge me whatever, but i was a kid with no control over my environment.
i dont understand how you could have a big house and get flies to be an issue unless you're super gross. or i guess have a centralized area of pets like my family did
im guessing sarah/whoever is the only one who actually cleans any.
if you have fruit flies theyre actually easy to get rid of, just pour chemicals down the pipes and use like apple cidar and dish soup to catch the ones flying around (google it if you have them and they dont go away, a lot of people dont know which is why i went into detail)
I know someone who had those "flies" and they definitely aren't house flies like most people would picture. You won't get a random swarm of house flies like that ever. Grease is definitely talking about the little "fruit flies" or knats. And that's SICK because the knats will only come if, like you said, there is rotting food around. So I'm more than willing to bet they leave leftover plates, cups and various snacks out and lying around.
Because there is NO WAY those flies just "happen" to be in there for no reason, Taylor. They are there because you can't be bothered to clean. And since we know Greg won't clean, one of you has to give in and do it. It will probably just be Taylor's mom though.
SPEAKING OF, don't people normally clean up when they know they're going to have family/company over? Or maybe Taylor just views her mom as her maid still.
Oh, and Greg's hair reminds me of a guy in high school who had that long greasy hair look and always wore a trenchcoat.
Don't worry anon, no one is going to judge you. We just appreciate the insight.
Maybe it's because they keep they don't pick up after their pets, but it's probably from moldy food.
i guess you could also get flies if you lived somewhere hot and left the door open. i always had screens, and assume gregs house does too
if its fruit flies/whatever they def have dirty pipes/dirty dishes/garbage in their home. which is still weird, since the home is new. im guessing its left out food/dishes (like greg leaving food cans open in that one pic) + garbage not being taken out (child + animal feces, etc)
There are shots of junk food wrappers and one of Onion’s dirty plates in his older Speaks videos. In one of said videos, he mentioned to having an ant infestation in the old house.
I bet they have cockroaches too.>>466113
Watch any comedy video from late 2009, nigga tries so hard to sound as “adorable” as Shane.
sorry in advance for blogpost. saged out of pure shame. this post isn't related to drama, as much as it is to archiving it.
I have several dormant colocated servers I pay for in the rare occurance I have to quickly nullroute and/or reroute network traffic in the event of a hardware failure or massive DDoS attack against a few websites I administrate that can't be mitigated by Cloudflare. so I have a lot of older hardware that, while being paid for has gone widely unused. I decided to put some of it to use today.
after a bunch of fucking around, I've managed to archive everything greg has posted to youtube as of todays date across (I think) all of his channels, correct me if I've missed some. I am attempting to hunt down originals based on titles listed from the wayback machine's archive of his channels as well. I will be adding a web player for ease of use in time. for now this will stand as an archive of everything he posts, updated every day at 0600 GMT and again at 1800GMT. a few of the channels have >2000 videos so they take a little longer for updating, but everything should be accounted for, totaling roughly ~210GB worth of video (compressed in mp4 format). where available, timestamps have been preserved based on when they were uploaded and every video filename includes the video ID string at the end of the filename that reflects the youtube video ID they were fetched from.http://newfag.science/youtube/onisionhttp://newfag.science/youtube/onisionspeakshttp://newfag.science/youtube/onisionencorehttp://newfag.science/youtube/onisionarchivehttp://newfag.science/youtube/uhohbro
as well as plain's channelshttp://newfag.science/youtube/laineybothttp://newfag.science/youtube/beautybot
I am going to spend some time over the coming weeks to put all of these onto a vid.me account, but this will remain up as a reference in the case of DMCA takedowns, threats or etc. the machines running this website are running a reverse proxy with nginx to make sure stability/speed are accounted for, hosted by a datacenter that manually reviews (and often discards) DMCA takedowns. server logs are piped to null, so there is no record of traffic kept although I am considering adding a "report" function just to see if someone uses it.
also actively working on automatically recording live younow streams with some help from tempcow, but there are still some flaws and encoding issues I am ironing out, but those can be viewed after the stream finishes at:http://newfag.science/younow/onisionhttp://newfag.science/younow/laineybot
I am hoping to be able to fetch a 1:1 duplicate including chat, but this is trial and error for now. for the next couple days please do not rely on it, as while it may work, the encoding might either be off, not work or not even contain video at all. I am testing with other streamers, but it seems it should work. the above is also set up for SR and JG streams. not sure if anons want their youtube vids mirrored, but that is an option if enough people are interested.
if a patron sees this and wouldn't mind offering up their account once a week or something, I could archive all of that content as well.
I have created a pastebin with the links if you guys want to add it to future threads for reference points as it will take some time with a bi-weekly upload limit imposed on vid.me for all of it to be rehosted.https://pastebin.com/6wqJnfd9
open to ideas, opinions or suggestions on other things to archive, change or whatever. open to ideas in regards to other cows as well. if it's something that's technologically possible, I will do my best to make it happen. further, I noticed admin looking to rehome lolcow, I own a halfrack of empty machines at QuadraNet (main DC rack is in LA, but I have a few machines in FL as well) I would be happy to contribute.
impressive, feel no shame, we are all losers here lol(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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I BET his video game consoles all have roaches inside omgomgogmsdlkhrfhd>>466122
nice work anon
eat shit greg. the internet never forgets and all that. i hope some day this helps get you incarcerated.
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For someone who talks shit about how other youtubers are racist, weird that he still has his defending black face video up.
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Lainey is looking busted as hell in her new beauty bot video, like damn you couldn't take like 5 seconds to put some concealer?
Am really excited for all of this! <3 god, I feel like such a loser ~stalking~ this man too lol>>466126
It looks like actual feces smeared on his face rather than black paint.
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Posting for relevance.
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How professional kek
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At least put the plate in the sink dammit!
Ladies and gentleman, this right here is quality proof that little miss space prince is NOT suffering from anxiety at all.
This is something you only do if you have extreme confidence and smugness that only Taylor could provide. She's definitely a girl who would give the quote that lots of SJW girls spout- "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" yadda yadda..
It's seriously sad that even Grease man himself would not have appeared on camera like that, yet she immortalizes her lack of hygiene and skincare routine for the world to see with no shame.
Inb4 "she can't help it! it's genetic, not about washing your face!" I'm sure for some people, yeah, but do you REALLY want to try and tell me you believe Lainey washes off her makeup/cleanses her skin/moisturizes? NO.
Oh come on you guys, his arm is ripped from his ~vegetarian diet~ and sex-orcise!
Don’t be jelly!
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Gurg is going on some tirade about hentai and anal sex. I guess he's not really quitting his "addiction" anytime soon.
How can he call himself a 'sexually experienced' man when he has never done anal? A.k.a one of the most basic starter kinks….
Anyway, he's being exposed for believing she is a female and nothing more, I hope lame continues to bring this up
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When I check his following he's there. Mobile delayed or something? Sorry for the misinformation.
Actually for MOST people it's NOT about having bad hygiene.
Also, you can do everything right and still break out from just having makeup on your face for a period of time.
who the fuck says thar "anal" is a must to be able to call yourself "sexually experienced"? gtfo with your filthiness.>>466223
I dont see him following assliquette either. I DOUBT he'll re-follow him after everything he said. Why would he, anyways.>>466194
Oh god imagine if everybody started asking him about his gay relationship, he would probably end up fighting with Lamey again because of it
The hero we've always needed. Bless you, farmer.>>466142
This I could believe. Sarah cooked, obviously watched the kids (as anyone who comes into their house is stuck doing) and likely functioned as a maid too because both Grease and Plainey are total pigs that are too busy subtly hating each other online to their followers to actually clean.>>466192>if I wanted a butt, I would be with a dude
Cue Lainey spergout in 3, 2, 1….
Also how ironic is it that he's judging HENTAI of all things? Like it's some legit art form that should be respected and how he's such high class watching it but heaven forbid it show you inside a 2D woman's body and suddenly Onion's clutching his pearls.
I would consider that being the cause if she washed her face or took off her makeup properly. She does neither, so that at the VERY LEAST adds to her breakouts.
Her skin is always cracking and dry so she definitely doesn't moisturize properly. This is the same woman who didn't take care of her son's teeth so I doubt she knows the importance of keeping clear pores.
But I do understand there are times it can't be helped, I just don't think Lainey's a good example of that.
We love you anon. I'd never have the knowledge or anything to do something like that. Now we're not going to miss milk anymore like yesterday.
I think I'll make summary videos of the younow streams from time to time (since lamebot streams everyday I won't be able to do them for every stream, but as often as I can) so that anons who can't endure watching the whole thing can laugh about some bits of it.>>466192
why does he have to mention so often that he's not into anal? I've never heard a person talk about not being into a certain type of having sex this much. It's so suspicious, either he really wants anal sex but is ashamed of it or it's a dig at lainey because he added "I would be with a dude". Also I don't get why he thinks anal = gay.
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He had a low GPA in high school and was failing one of the only college courses he took. He's really narc raging and his mother in law is there laughable.
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damn onion is finding it tough not being able to behave like his normal self with the mother in law round
he tweets as if he's on a comedown after a binge on yellows. dude needs medical marijuana
if the girl yo fucking has respect, leave, if the girl yo fucking has no respect, marry her and use her for all she's worth.
THIS IS BANANA NATION
Except I remember watching that video and there were some sequences he didn’t get or didn’t know. They got high IQ answers because the online tests always inflate it, Onion.
Never mind that if you learnt the way to solve the puzzles (which usually change each time someone takes the test) just from watching one video, your iq is probably not bad because iq measures capacity to learn and pick up patterns. He doesn’t even know what he’s bragging about.>>466327
Get him some milk.>>466324
Even if he did have high iq (which he clearly doesn’t) it’s not really a point of bragging because it’s obviously nothing to do with his education, he hasn’t made much use of it, and he’s still a completely shitty person. I’d rather watch a nice person with Down’s syndrome make probably the same caliber of comedy skit than a genius who is such a cunt.
>>466339>I’d rather watch a nice person with Down’s syndrome make probably the same caliber of comedy skit than a genius who is such a cunt.
Yes absolutely, except onion boy isn't a genius, or he'd belong to MENSA. Also, onions quality hit the shit wall years ago, but that's pretty self explanatory lol.
Here is the link to Zack Anner, a youtuber with cerebral palsy who makes funny great videos. He's got such humor and a chipper attitude it's lovely to laugh along with his jokes. He is motivational and has a positive thinking attitude. https://youtu.be/JqEQ4SSdZAs
Maybe not be your cup of tea, but his Workout Wednesday videos are vastly superior to anything Onision has ever made.
Thank you, anon! That was brilliant! It really put a smile on my face. Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that there are good people with a following online when you've been spending time wading through vats of cow produce.
Sage for happy ot
Well, if he actually had friends…
Also, Lainey has proof of otherwise. Does he only count all the shit she got him as "one" since she's only one person?
It's fantastic how all the comments are dragging him through the mud for either his tax problems or that he's a pedophile that fuck kids.
They reference him asking for IRS help on reddit, and had a feeling of supreme self satisfaction that the IRS will be newly auditing him for several years to come. If he had only paid the alimony without trying to claim the divorce as a business expense, he would have flown under the radar for much longer. 90k paid out to Skye over 5 years is not too bad when compared to 300k owed plus interest now needing to be paid over the next 30 years, and he had a narc episode about him, and it will haunt his family and children for years to come. Like he's really going to hang on to that house for 30 years yeah whatever, can't even heat it correctly or put the "fun" game room on the 3rd floor where it's warm. Instead it's in a basement where it's the coldest. Yeah, that makes so much sense with no personal space heaters in the basement. Logic? Pah, he must have had the cord wrapped around his neck in the womb.
What. A. Cunt.
He really needs to get it into his narc head that the number of subs he has is meaningless. Sure, Foot has a smaller number of subs but she sure seems to have more ACTIVE subs. She manages to have actual fans (really at this point I swear it's just because in juxtaposition to him she seems """nice""") whereas Onion has a load of dead accounts and hate watchers following him with very few actual "bananas" still kicking about.
The man is such a fucking moron, I can hardly handle it. Between shit like this, his lack of understanding about how language works in real life versus the dictionary, the fact that the words 'most of' and 'almost' are completely replaced by 'most' in his vocabulary and pretty much everything else about the man, I do not understand how people can even slightly believe he is intelligent.
I apologise for sperging. My spergy self has difficulty with people like Onion.
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Onision is starting to look like Spencer Rice.
I feel like he purposefully only opened two gifts for "comedic" purposes and to garner a bit of sympathy from fans and encourage them to send more.
It's a little unbelievable to me, going by how crazy his tiny fanbase is, that he only got two. I mean, people are PAYING him on his Patreon just to have access to his PO box…
No keep going I really enjoyed your sperging >>466385
Kek! The only problem is that he never, I mean never(!) seems to get when he's making a fool of himself with his stupidity. Basically half of the replies on twitter are making fun of him (would be more if he didn't block all the haters), I think he's come to the point where he ignores everything negative towards him. Otherwise I don't understand how you can be so convinced that you're right all the time and better than everyone else>>466386
That seems fishy indeed
I'm completely convinced now that he's finally lost it
>please pity me my wife is more popular than me
He still thinks that people owe him shit
what an entitled little faggot.
He implies, once again, that he'll kill himself if he doesn't get more [insert whatever] from he teen and preteen audience, while also behaving like a child over not getting as many bday presents as someone else.
it's creepy how he keeps glancing to the side, i bet he's making plainey watch so she'll feel bad.
also, love how he throws his gifts behind him like a toddler. where's crazy tami when you need her?? grease needs a little massage.
If you are being sincere, I thank you, although that was all the Onion spergy nitpicking I have in me today. The "most" business in particular with him just reeeally gets to me. Especially when he is giving some smug, superior speech (with that sideways smile and pause after each sentence he does) and uses 'most' wrongly. Argh! Okay, there's a wee bit extra ranting. Getting it out makes a li'l sperg a bit happier.>>466391
Mind back in the day when he would go on about how he didn't need his fans and that they were to 'stop watching' and he would 'see what happened' and that he'd be fine? I think that was him anyway. I wonder how he would feel about those statements now given that viewership has actually tanked, finally. Because people have stopped watching and he isn't fine. He'd probably blame it on YouTube having changed, as that is his go-to (although that doesn't really explain why people aren't still manually going to his channel and watching, y'know, rather than getting his shite via 'recommended'.)
So okay, it's painfully obvious he made this video for us haters here on lolcow. We spent the past couple of days repeatedly stating that we would pay attention more if he had more content of Greg hating footface, and bam, first video of the week is a video of him implying he'd rather die than sit through Lainey's sorry video content.
Greggles, your voice was too dam high at the beginning to come off as anything but pretension, and it was way too long with the cooking and eating, you should have been doing other things like the chores Lainey should
be doing, that would have had much more of a snarky impact.
If you want to cater to out hate mongering, you need to make it more real and less middle school acting. Also, the contrast was all sort of strange on the hollows of your cheeks, was that post editing, or your makeup was the wrong shade today.
If your gonna cater to us, do it right, and give us the virulent hate we want to see. Give us more despising and indifferent treatment of the old bootface. Think out attention is worth it, don't you?
>>466327>binge on yellows
what are yellows? >>466376
wow, at least lainey has the decency to act nice about getting socks. she seems to appreciate it so much more than onion getting the same thing
me that he doesn't know how to cut a pepper.
Also, throwing a really nice gift on the ground? I wonder why you didn't get more.
Honestly this just proves his bulk fanbase is too young to buy shit.
>>466397>also, love how he throws his gifts behind him like a toddler.
so much appreciation. I bet that book was expensive. Even for comedy purposes this is just shitting on the gift>>466398
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates his false use of "most". It drives me crazy.>>466405
but why did lame get all that expensive shit? her fanbase can't be older than his right? I thought it's mostly underage tumblr teens
A fellow anon wants to ask for you to pick up your trash and clean your fucking toilets. Oh and you have dark spots underneath your ass (noticed that in the autistic diaper video), you might wanna go see a doctor to get that shit checked out.>>466406
He likes to rape the world “regardless” too.
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I just saw this on the Onision sub.
Is this true?
…But more straight men have anal sex with women vs gay men with another man. Is he high or something?
Also, lol. I bet Lainey is fuming secretly somewhere
it's true, can confirm >>466419
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pls go back to tumblr and all of you keep you shitposting, infighting and derailing in the tempcow thread. thanks.
why is there not a single day without someone mentioning shiloh? like >>466436
said, stop this shit
I think confirming this >>466413
was more to show that she did leave that relationship emotionally damaged and that Gerg has been a terrible influence. 'Tormentor of souls', indeed.
Why this was posted I have no idea, though. It's not Sh's thread and I do believe discussing her still is pointless. It's best if we just ignore it from now on.
Saged for Shiloh fangirling/whiteknighting but she's looking amazing and her songs are great. I hope the discord fags leave her alone and don't spook her, if you end up reading this (probably won't) Shiloh onion fans are nothing and his career is dying, don't let this stop your come back.
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Spencer Rice is a shit eating fuckhead and still 100x more respectable than Gregma.
Do people really think the only possible way greg/his discord minions could find her Instagram is through this thread?
If they want to harass her on public accounts they will, we can’t stop them nor can we instigate it by bringing her up as a topic here. People think we have a lot more influence here than we do. One day he’s in a fury about Jaclyn’s boobs, next he’s bringing up Eugenia Cooney yet again despite them having done nothing out of the ordinary or even relevant to what he’s ranting about. Fact of the matter is there’s very little logic to what will set greg off on an obsessive destructive path.
Because she was with Onion? We talk about Skye, we can talk about Shiloh so gtfo.>>466413
POOR GIRL ! she HAD to become a prostitute right ? Theres no way she could have worked at mcdonalds, wendys, or taco bell, no. /s>>466495
I dont see why people would actively harass her nowadays, esp since its been so long since she was with onionboy.
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This was milky as fuck. Even though it was meant to be “funny” it was a pretty clear reflection of how fucking jealous and bitter he is towards Lainey!
I can’t wait to watch those pledges fall on Patreon. licks lips to get every last drop of milk
I'd love to see aldi or someone edit this video to replace him being jealous of her gifts to being jealous that shes the only one who can pull fresh pussy for him anymore. Could use footage from her "would i date you" videos or tweets directed at her.
He probably hates that she has all these teens telling her they are in love with her, especially knowing full well Lainey doesnt want to and won't fuck them and he would in a heartbeat. Life isnt fair for poor onion.
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Onion did it. He's #6 on my r/all with 29.5k upvotes.
Or even videos and pics of everyone else doing miles better than him. All of his exes, all of the YouTubers he constantly shits on, etc.
Aldi, if you have the time to bless us with these requests, that’s all I will wish for for Christmas this year.
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things gettin heated in onions replies
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his twitter sperging is glorious
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he was obviously making this as a joke and another way to promote lameo's patreon and his own, and tell people to send him stuff too. I bet there is truth in there that he does feel angry at lameo having people watch her more than him and send her more shit than him, because he thinks her content is crap and his is godly.
Him screaming as she talked about the transgender stuff was a nice touch tho gerg. I also want to slam my face in a wall everytime she talks about her special snowflake gender.
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if skye didn't become a hooker after wasting 5 years of her life with him, then shiloh didn't have to either after the maybe a year overall that she spent around him. >>466546
even tana recovered after her racism disaster. he really has no hope. is he the most rapidly declining youtuber?
and you know it's not a bug because his twitter followers are also running away
the only slightly interesting thing that happened was footface got triggered
about the whole "we are in a gay relationship" thing. she claimed she wasn't saying she and greg were in a gay relationship, but meant that if you were trans and blah blah blah. i stopped listening to her.
Wow she is straight up lying again. She clearly said "youre in a gay relationship" and we have proof of it. It wasn't meant differently, she was on an all time high with her trans shit after wearing a binder for one time. Guess what lame, if you'd be happy from your heart you would show it. A person with real chest/gender dysphoria would probably cry in such a moment or at least not act all stupid and self-absorbed with yasss/lit/meeee your new boyfriend. ugh.
Onion is all about being honest while he and Lame are the most dishonest scumbags on the internet
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Grugly as a child. Has any patreon-anon gotten any milk from his kid-pics yet? Plz share for keks!
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Is she fucking serious? I took that screencap myself, bitch.
saged for rage
that's horrible for her mum, probably excited to see her grandkids, but blogpost i have a brother that causes the family nothing but grief but my mum is obsessed (rightly so) of his 1 yr old son, she goes above and beyond just to keep the relationship with the grandchild. maybe same for laimey's ma because i have no other clue why someone would bother for laimey's ungrateful ass>>466670
honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if they both start drinking more or open up about drinking. like i'm starting to wonder if grease has ever smoked the ganj, his ma does. there was a vid of him smoking these other herbs or vapes. they probably just can't admit to changing their views since they don't allow others to grow
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Oh yeah he's definitely aged better than other 32 year old, lol!
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What a happy gay married couple, such goals.
Pieces of shit, using straws and plastic cups, bits of plastic end up in the ocean and affect animals ecosystems. I won't start on the sugar, but saw a video about straws in turtles noses, and now, straws make me sick. https://youtu.be/4wH878t78bw>>466606>>466571
She's such a bad liar and hypocrite, she legit said 2 weeks ago that she will discuss things with Greg in private if she disagrees with him or needs to discuss something. DISGUSTING
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>tfw you will never get to go away to onion summer camp
why even live?
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So this is the video I was talking about earlier ("Onision's Memories") >>466621
. It's at least as cringey as his music videos and you should watch it if you either want to look at photos of young onion or laugh about him being ~deep~ and fake crying. He's trying sooo hard at the end, too bad he's a sociopath who isn't capable of real crying.https://newfag.science/youtube/onision/Onision%27s%20Memories-0xMhmFHUfW8.mp4
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Continuing the IQ test twitter rant
"If online IQ tests are not valid, why do I see smart people doing well on them?"
If you're half as smart as you claim Onion, you should be able to figure that out.
We all know the only reason you put so much faith in them Onion is because it's the only thing you have that you think validates that pea-brain you like to claim is "intelligent". Your school grades, way of speaking, writing, idiotic "logic"…yeah, none of that reflects you intelligence at all.
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Is he going to require the people that pay and support him to take IQ test? Wow these people are fucking pathetic. They are like an actual cult.
he's totally the guy who would call a test invalid if he'd gotten a dissatisfying result from it.
he's so desperate because he has had no education except high school and therefore no degree or anything to brag about
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This ass licker, Kitten Space trying to say Jaclyn isn't cute when she looks like Sid from Ice age. I can't with Onisions flakes.
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Look like he added a few points to his GPA for twitter.
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I wonder if Onion will call Blaire a man since he's been narc raging about gender.
lol 1,200 dollars just to come to his greasy mansion? there's so many better things to do with the money. >>466746>>466747
2.7 is actually pretty bad.
4.0 = straight As which is around ~95-100 percent
3.0 = B, which is averaging at 85 percent
People who get below 3.0 are in the C range. Nothing to brag about AT ALL. Especially since this is high school we're talking about.
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Has admitted to drinking alcohol as a teenager.
He likes Metallica, Tool, Slipknot, Korn and Rob Zombie as well.
In one of his older Speaks videos, he kinda milked James Hetfield’s mom dying of cancer for his anti-Christian propaganda.
I really don't understand the whole botox rumors. He doesn't even look youthful for his age at all and has obvious lines and forehead wrinkles and all that stuff when he is not in overexposed videos or photos. I never seen his face change for the better either after any rumored botox injection. So why do so many people assume he gets anything done? If he really was willing to spend money on his face and botox wouldn't he get that tent in his forehead filled then? And maybe get a brow lift since his deep brows are what mostly make him look older?
Personally I think he is too much of a narc to even notice he is aging, since he likes to believe he is forever youthful and oh so handsome.
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Congrats Greg, you said the opposite of what you meant to say.
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Current bio, I think the one with plainey in it is in a previous thread.
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Looks like follow Lainey probing him about it during her stream he’s changed it again
>>466825>NO red flags
Is she blind? Theres been red flags before she even started dating onion.>>466841
When you have to force your husband to include you in their profile then act like its so cute that he wrote that after you forced it.
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I guess him shitting on her music taste throughout their entire date and calling her nose a rock formation and a mountain dont indicative he's irritated by her at all. Or the fact that they admitted he calls her trash while having sex. And calling her stupid on Twitter. Nope. Everything's fine.
Pic related. The dog is Lainey and the house on fire is her marriage.
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Sharing because this is new to me, and perhaps to others..
Ugh. Makes me sick.. those poor fucking kids.
When you wear a Billie wig while your husband jackhammers you from behind while calling you trash after he just gets done tweeting about basementgate on your anniversary
yeah clearly no red flags. that's what everyone's loving husband does!>>466861
she said this was one of their best dates they've had in a long time. And you know what, i believe it because the standards that have to be met must be incredibly low. Do they never go anywhere together or something? This would be like a normal day with my SO minus the rotting onion insults. Not a special "date".
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One of you lovely Anons should tweet this picture at him while he's sperging about SR and sex being trash w/o love.
We know how Gregma's loves rape pictures of himself.
Nice flower headband there Lamo, not pushing gender norms at all…
I'll send this to here on twitter and see if it triggers
Did Onion ever take an aptitude test in high school? Like an ACT or the SAT?
I imagine he got a low grade on his high school aptitude test, which is why he boasts so much about phony IQ tests online. Then again, I’m sure he’d say that the ACT is not reliable because he only scored 16.
IQ isn’t booksmart either. At least it’s not meant to be and rigorous IQ tests try to measure for that. It’s supposed to be both your capacity to learn and how quickly/easily you can do so. Decent tests use pattern recognition so it’s not influenced by culture or education. Tests with maths or language questions are less reliable.
The pointless thing about IQ is that for all we know, Onion actually has high IQ. People who are too arrogant to correctly learn from their mistakes and never work hard at anything and don’t read or study or spend time thinking about shit can be as bewilderingly stupid as onion even with high IQ.
>>466988>the year of our lord 2017>still taking Mensa seriously
kek'd at this. good catch anon.>>466842
So what what his excuse?
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She says on her YouNow 7th or 8th broadcast moment
Lainey: Im thinking of doing one of those videos where Greg gets to hijack my Tinder
So she means shes going to let Greg to get on her Tinder app and pick girls he thinks she should date…
HASNT HE BEEN DOING THIS ALL ALONG YOU DUMB CUNT!
they act like they're still in high school. that's so pathetic.
This is a moment where lame is very suspicious about gurg removing her from the bio:https://www.younow.com/zifton/31571258/34626189/8600c9ee/m
Here she is angry at him kek:https://www.younow.com/zifton/31571199/34626189/3d840cy1/m
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lol at this message from a former patron
I wonder why so many go so into detail why they are no longer patrons. One said they need the money for a house. Are they forced to leave a message and name reasons?
the video: https://newfag.science/youtube/uhohbro/They%20Left%20Me-7AxSlRsP6sg.mp4
Why does he have to read and make fun of the people who pay him? I feel like it violates privacy…
Hes the one who is in real debt, so one of the people wants to save 12 dollars a month and gerg makes fun of them….
When you withdraw a pledge, you do have an option to say why you are withdrawing it.
I think multiple people have said that when you withdraw your pledge from him, he'll send you a message and ask why if you don't leave a message on your own.
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just leaving a pic of lainey's skin smoothing filter dropping in the ipsy bag vid
i know this shit is par for the course with youtube beauty "gurus", but it's ridiculous to gush about a foundation and then not even have the balls to show it on your actual skin without editing.
oh right, sorry I forgot about that. man, he's really guilt tripping people. I think these videos also have the purpose to make people be scared of withdrawing because they could end up in the video and be insulted or made fun of.>>467104
8 years that's insane. well I'm glad it works
hands down i've the best skin in my family, my aunts etc always talk about my skin. i feel like vicky shingles sometimes with my natural radiant porcelain hah.
either way, laimey has admitted to not even moisturising and she needs too, her skin looks thirsty as fuck.
Her foundation looks patchy … Like she forgot to do the upper lip area,nose and parts of her forehead. The rest of it just looks really caky, and really doesn't cover well. You can literally see all her imperfections thru that coverup.
Btw, didn't someone mention she was going to dye her hair orange ? >>467112
Especially around her lips. I just finished 6 months of acutane and my skin/lips look much softer and hydrated then hers.
…Thereby proving exactly that former patron's point.
Greg is so fucking stupid he doesn't even see that.
I have always thought that how she uses her lipstick seems strange. Like she doesn't fill her full bottom lip. Or she just has a weird lip? I have thin lips, so I get it… but her matte lipstick just draws attention to how thin they are I think.
Saged because I'm not sure how it really adds to the discussion.
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so we've replaced makeup sperging with skincare sperging? could you anons just shut the fuck up with your incessant blog posting and take it to tempcow? there is an entire thread dedicated to this kind of posting.nobody wants to come see if there's any milk after school/work only to find 120 posts of your garbage chatting.
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Growing bald spot going on
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He has been going grey for a long time, check the eyebrows.
That is why he dyes his hair black and fills in his eyebrows.
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jfc that thing is hideous! for someone who cares so much about their appearance he could at least pluck them, the mere sight of them is triggering
the fuck out of me! his nose reminds me of a strawberry.
wow she's rally cakey>>467143
to me it looks like it could be the effect of his roots being lighter than his dyed hair which makes the hair look thinner. i do hope it's a bald spot though because that would be hilarious
Since our wonderful archive-anon made all younow streams available I looked at the stream where the fly incident happened and cut it out for you guys. It was so cringey to watch the whole thing:https://vid.me/kSaoV
Sage for old milk
She's just like a child.
>I asked you to help me but you never did!
In her mind, I'm sure "help me clean" means "do it for me." Welcome to adult life, little girl.
"How am I supposed to take down all these boxes myself?!"
It's called multiple trips. You have legs. Your size is irrelevant.
Thanks so much for uploading the whole thing!
Are they talking about Billie being messy when Greg says she’s being hypocritical about messes and the person’s name started with “B.”
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I meant to add this but look how excited he is to bring her up.
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So much edge. Yawn.
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Shame any lifestyle you don't understand, that's the way SpedGreg. Such IQ.
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Is she five years old? She doesn't have enough hands to bring boxes down? Take two trips, put them in a large bag. LOL. Can't problem solve that? She always needs gerg to do everything for her. I noticed it before. Whenever she has a slight problem, she has to ask gerg for help. Can't google it herself or figure it out herself.
I like how this is what she considers gerg being an asshole, and not every actual terrible thing he does. Shes spoiled as all hell and selfish. The way she talks is soo spoiled and like a middle schooler in that clip, holy shit. "I'm PANICKING because I have to CLEAN UP". Wow lameo, your life is SO HARD. How hard must it be to have to clean some boxes? Omg!!>>467198
I noticed that too, he implied lameo criticizes billie for cleanliness. He said "it starts with a B". Lol, everyone thinks gerg is the one who only talks shit. Lameo was always the one talking shit about Billie and everyone gerg also criticizes. Gerg is just the one who says it online. Didn't gerg say billie smelled before? Now its pretty obvious he was rehashing what lameo said to him. She was obviously insulting billie to him the whole time he was with her because she hated her.
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When he's on the same level of edge as Taylor Swift you know he's lost all originality
I wonder if he reads this thread and sees how people here said we want drama and hes boring now, and now hes going back to being edgy. No gerg, the only drama i want is REAL drama where you divorce foot. Everything else is boring. No shane videos, no 'omg no one cares about every death when tragedy happens' tweets, no im honest about people's bodies and fatness videos, no cutters are selfish and horrible tweets/videos, and for the love of god no more eugenia/jaclyn videos, etc. That's boring as all hell.>>467210
lol he argued with fat becca about if shes a slut.>>467214
Isn't he just the sweetest and loving husband ever? Except when he tells me to CLEAN and have to MOVE off my ass for one second. Then omg horrible so mean! He insults and harasses other people? That's nothing! He told me to CLEAN!! The horror!
I just wanted to write the same thing and I totally missed that joke. Kek onion. I love when you make fun of lameo>>467213
Onion was actually in the right in this situation, she is a lazy bitch and can carry out the little boxes by herself. Just go a few times, is it really that hard? Her kids will adapt this behavior - "no Mom, I'm too small, I can't do that!". Even tho I doubt the boxes were the reason for fruit flies, but nevermind she's still a spoiled bitch. >>467229
I don't think it's about armpits, Billie was probably a bit messy too
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she's dyeing her hair live, and needs help but won't call Greg in because she hasn't picked up the boxes and she thinks he'll comment on it.
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it's navy or midnight blue. I don't know where to post this shit, here or tempcow but it's kinda relevant cause it's another billie color
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Or toss them down the fucking stairs. Your husband is throwing TVs off balconies and your daughter’s toys down the stairs.
Also, this clip kills me for those kids. Can you imagine? A mother that won’t lift a finger for anything that’s “too hard”?
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Fliesgate part 2? I'm living for this. Go in her room, Greg, please
Someone should tweet greg and tell him what she said, lol.>>467265
It seems to be learned helplessness. She's been spoiled her whole life and hasn't learned basic life skills or work ethic but rationalizes it to herself by pretending that she's too frail or w/e
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I’m not trying to compare anyone but damn! The resemblance is uncanny here (at least with the bangs).
lol the jess girl did the video without telling her own gf? Isnt this the same girl who dumped her fiance for lameo? No wonder her gf would be pissed. How disrespectful of lameo.
Its funny because shes trying so hard to copy shane's videos. But when shane does stuff like this he makes sure everyones comfortable about it and its always sweet in the end.
She is completely infantilized. Almost 100%.
It means her life is controlled by others to a point where she is no longer a competent, functioning adult.http://howinfantilizedareyou.com/
If I had a younow or twitter or Facebook or any social media I'd send this to her. Maybe one day she'll read here and take the test. Maybe one day Brad Pitt will give me a nice smooch and a puppy too.
Lainey won't be able to function as a competent adult unless she removes herself from both Onion and her parents, and Sarah or any live in nannies.
That's the last thing to pick on her anon, she's had two kids, that shit happens. But if you wanna talk about her gross skin, please. It's so triggering
, just fucking wash your face Taylor, why is that so fucking hard? sage for no contribution
yeah but whatever nitpicking should take place in tempcow >>467295
I don't see the resemblance either
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wait… did he actually admit that he has a narcissistic personality disorder? I don't know if he's serious or not anymore, most of his tweets sound so insane anyways. also the first part is 100% what lame does
Probably being sarcastic since he probably hears it daily…although it is true.
…the day he becomes completely self aware…and actually believes it..if ever.
I feel like she will do a selena. Still be on good terms, but slowly fade out of her life. No matter how much you want to prove da haters wrong, its probably exhausting being lameo's friend when all she does is talk about herself and her drama and act like a little baby about it. She always has sarah stick up for her, report drama to her, etc. Especially living with her must be boring as fuck and she probably made sarah do everything for her and always go with her everywhere. Like eventually shes going to want to live her own life that involves people that are not onion and lameo. Onion and lameo seem to be content just sitting in their dirty house with each other and only befriending people who live with them. How incredibly boring.
Sarah is a lil shit right now but shes a teen. She shouldnt let lameo and onion rob her of her late teens/early twenties like he did to lameo. Shes going to look back and realize how shitty they were and that they really didn't care about her.
>i'm SO MAD right now i haff to CLEEN MEEEHHH so ANGERY I HAVE TO CLEEEEN ugh i so ANXIOUS and SMOL
imagine if that was your mother. sorry, father. sorry, non-gendered parental unit.
ah fuck. what a bunch of useless cunts
FUCK YES let the milk start flowing Onionboi! attack everyone !!11!!1
This is it my brethren, this will be the last nail in his coffin.
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new vid about Eugenia. he kinda admits in the bio to using 'word play' to get around talking about her after saying he'd never talk about her again. he then googles the definition of liar and implies he isn't one since he's talking about her fans and not her.
less than one minute into the video and he's taken a picture of her and shane dawson together, zoomed in on her legs and laughed at how thin they are.
Hes not a SJW but jumped on that shit to seem likeable to his fans in the beginning. Later on when he embraced his "im a villain" shit he seemed more outwardly anti-SJW (hes even ragged on SJW recently despite his wife lmao) but lameo is being a transtrender so hes stuck in the middle and playing both sides and its not working because both sides hate him now.
Hes always been clearly sexist, transphobe, homophobe, etc. Also his "I hate men. women are so much better" shtick makes people think hes a feminist and misandrist. But hes clearly misogynistic. Hates women who sleep around, wear heels, wear makeup and controls all the women around him, etc. He just says that shit to appeal to his fanbase of girls and probably because he thinks hes better than every guy out there and girls should only fall over for him because hes the perfect guy.>>467453
omg how did i know he was going to recycle all his old topics of "drama". Gerg we told you we dont care about this shit or want it. Divorce lameo or nothing.
I both agree and disagree. I don't think he's a shell or he doesn't have opinions of beliefs. I think he has very strong opinions; he's a sexist, racist, homo(and trans)phobic, narcissistic piece of shit who actually believes he's always right. He just adjusts his social media in order to appeal to whatever demographic he decides he needs to. Sometimes he wants to be SJW, so he acts like that. Sometimes he wants to be an ally to black people etc. so he blocks his friends, publicly getting into fights to show he is being A Good Citizen. Idk if I'm being clear but it's not like he doesn't have any opinions himself, but it's just that he dons differents personas in order to appeal but always, always his real personality peeks through.
However I agree that ignoring him is the key to his end. He's fading anyway. Soon, after he loses our interest too, he'll just be shouting into the void.
Sage for opinion.
At this point, people are just paying for the irrelevant and tired old opinions of an old man who just can't let shit go. Like he thinks tweens are excited to see him rehash Eugenia's body for the millionth time?
Grease is literally that old uncle who no one wants to get caught in a convo with. "Remember those fans?? wink
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I probably need to lurk more, but is onision copying shane with his 'shanaynay' character?
Is it meant to be that character?
tinfoil but anyone else think he's still bitter about the breakup?
>eat like a dumbass: Eating disorder
Didn't billie told greg she had an eating disorder? and was working it? but then Greg made it public for everyone?
>Choose to do drugs in the first place: Addiction disorder
Billie smoked pot because she's a normal 19 year old girl. greg made it public and berated her. People who smoke weed aren't all drug addicts, Greg. We've been telling you for at least a year.
>i'll just call every bad thing i do a "disorder" to avoid responsability
this is because people went to her side and not him. because even though he explained what billie did, people still didn't like lainey or him. she is
a victim, cause you and lainey are shitty human beigns.
still mad? also found it odd that he brought her up on the stream >>467174
completely for no reason, even though lainey clearly didn't want to hear about Billie anymore. I think thats the main thing that made her rage so much.
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Totally got away with that one huh
>>467507>tinfoil but anyone else think he's still bitter about the breakup?
That's not even tinfoil. He still talks about/ refers to her (to drag her, because if she isn't under his thumb anymore, she's sure under his skin) and Taylor copies her, so.
Let us just take a moment to smile and reflect that if he hadn't been a superlative, dickish asshole, he could be cheerfully banging Billie in a kid-and-Taylor-free house.
Well, since this board is a source attention, let's post here first maybe?
Throwing in, here's a quick explanation of narcissism using Disney's beauty and the beast.
Happy turkey day anons!
(Ps. No one likes onision and he smells)
Really the only real way to use anything "against" onion is to not give him any attention. Narc or not, he loves the attention, he valkdates himself and his opinions through his fanbase and internet. Even if you call him out in hate blogs or in lolcow, he enjoys it because he can then play out the ultimate edgelord villain role.
The only way people would ever really grind his gears is if everyone stopped paying attention to him. But that never happens.
Lady Adalyn is one of many YouTube channels that practically mythologise narcissists while appearing somewhat narcissist themselves. Stop self-promoting. It’s obvious and you’ve been told before.
We’re here to document onion’s antics and be entertained, not worry about what he does and doesn’t want us to do.
Oh cool that means my english is so good, you actually think im an american? Well, I take this as a compliment.
stop assuming self posting. THATS whats actually dumb.
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Lamey fucking said on her own stream she got the idea from Shane. Wtf is Onion going on about, Beck didnt imply she stole anything. I bet you Lamey bitched about it to Onion just so he could defend her.
>>467562>I bet you Lamey bitched about it to Onion just so he could defend her.
Spot on. I was in the stream when she said she got the idea from shane as well, Lainey being the evermore compulsive liar that she is.
Though fuck beck too, This is what you get even when you support these cunts, They will find any excuse or reason to throw it back in your face. Stupid bitch.
LMAO head over to the snowflakes thread, big fat becca has outed herself as posting in the thread.
EDIT: idk how to link the other posts from snow
awk such a shame onion always kicks beck down when it was big fat becca that exposed her plungerbeck shit>>467562
do you think onion caught wind his discordfags are self posting AGAIN in the snowflakes thread and they've orchestrated that it's all poopbeck's fault? she's always the scapegoat lmao
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why am I not surprised that they look the same
i thought tumblr was only relevant back in 2009 when i was leaving highschool
they look like the teens these days that pretend to know wtf myspace was.
the internet has made the younger generations little clones of all the shit stereotypes that got made fun of, yet it went over all their heads and now emo is cool?
and so is being a gender bender lol. what ever happened to it being cool to have a fun personality and good sense of humour
Can you give me approximate timestamp when she says that pretty pls?
I tried watching the video, but after 30 seconds of them acting how "cis women are s0o0o00o lame!!" , I couldn't continue.
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So there wasn't a lot of milk, only this:
- a lot of trolls in chat
- lame was pissed as hell about people bringing up drama and trolling
- lied about shoe size and gurg's height again (she had to think about it a while, yeah I always need to think about what my shoe size or my SO's height was again too /s)
- kept ignoring Becca, even ignored floating paid messages she definitely read
- didn't ignore poopbeck's messages
- only responed to Becca towards the end when she was desperate for attention and writing in caps
- had a dream about gurg dying in a car accident that she was still upset about, told him about it and he had a dream about her leaving him kek (wishful thinking much?)
- they are visiting gurg's family for thanksgiving
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Did I die and go to autismo heaven? Are people really like this? What is even real anymore
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The fuck is going on with her lips
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He's so mad that
1. Shane is in a healthy and stable relationship
2. Shane has friends who he frequently talks to and creates new and exciting projects with
3. Shane actually realised that doing the same thing for all his youtube career won't get him no where
4. That Shane's last video was about how his underswear went for nearly $100,000 on ebay when Grugs wouldn't go for $1
I wonder how he looks when he tweets, he probably has that weird serious face on that he uses when he thinks he's making a point that no one could ever refute, such a sad man.
At least Shane looks like a sexy manly-man, you look like an ugly cuck-faggot.
Suck dick Gregma!
i finally half watched this video because it was too boring to be 15 mins long, but she said she wasnt talking to anyone else while pursuing jess? LOL. They made that video together in august and theres tweets from lameo to billie flirting with her going "can you date me" in august, not even a few days after their video and when jess visited.
And her excuse for the relationship not working out was she was pushing her away because she was scared and "TOO PANICKED"? But then she hopped right into pursuing billie and started dating her? Lol what a liar.
She wasn't too panicked to say she will marry gerg before even meeting him, having sex with him on their first day meeting in person, having him move near her and living with him behind her parents back, getting married behind her parents back, and moving to washington and uprooting her life to be with him. But omg, kissing a girl? TOO PANICKED!! Like everything she did with onion would be more panicking for someone with anxiety LOL.
I'm so sick of people likening Patrick Bateman to Greg. Patrick Bateman was extremely likeable and is decribed as the boy next door type in the book. I guess his arrogance in the movie kind of seems onion-like, but even then, Patrick Bateman was extremely well spoken and calculated. Greg sounds like a 12 year old smug edgelord when he tries to come off smart, and usually knows absolutely nothing about the subject he's slamming. I agree slightly more with people saying he is like Dennis from sunny.
Sage for sperging out but American Psycho fan is one of my fave movies/books and it annoys me that people say he's like Bateman, especially when it's apparent that Greg ENJOYS people likening him to Bateman.
Here, re-writing that for Gerg:
"Also, for the love of all that is good, change your video content & quality, you have a pea sized brain, so read more books instead of failing at writing them. Respect your children and at least attempt to be a 5 % decent person - they're going to be so embarrassed and cringed out when they Google you and your 'husband'."
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tfw lainey leads you on while talking with another girl but assures you it’s “platonic” lol
Liar indeed. She told her stream once that it didn't work out because they didn't have chemistry.
That's probably code for: Greg didn't find her attractive enough for his plan to force Lainey into a 3way.
But Lainey would rather lie to save face every time.
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yeah can we not compare him to characters in movies that he wants to be. Hes just an old man yelling at cloud.>>467661
was this posted before? lameo is such a fuckboy. even during her relationship with billie, you see her tweeting "date me" at other girls and flirting with them on twitter all while supposedly dating billie. And this was even at the BEGINNING of the relationship before cuddlegate. But she acts like she was so in love and heartbroken by billie.
This made me kek when I read that in his voice
I completely agree he's more a 12 year old edge boy than anything like Patrick Bateman or Joker. I do think that he looks like an ugly rosacea caveman version of Patrick Bateman in the film tho
That pic of him in the grey v-neck where he's got that shit-eating grin has always been fucking hilarious to me - he sincerely looks like a sad, desperate, washed up, ageing failed actor.
I mean, i know he IS one, but that particular photo just illustrates it so perfectly. I always get a soul-cringe when I see it.
You're just so embarrassingly sad
, gurg. "When I get back up top again!"…. Yeah, right. Don't hold your breath. It's never going to happen.
The only fame you have to look forward to from here is media coverage of your arrest, or your suicide. I look forward to either.
I wondered what you meant so I went to MrRepzion's channel and>This account has been terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines.
Cmon Greg please one of your channels be next.
Keem posted a video on his twitter crediting Lizard Squad with terminating the channels. And there I thought they were faking: https://twitter.com/LizardIslands
Grug's not important enough to hack: that's my takeaway from this.
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Welp, kids are doomed since Grease and Lame can’t cook.
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Our “dad comments” are getting to him
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FUCK! Ew how he managed to get any pussy in 2004 is a fucking mystery (to me)!
Grugly would be so into them back then…
Im sure they were SUPER under developed
Billie would’ve been 7
Sarah would be 4 (or 3)
Shiloh would be 11
Taylor would be 10 (or 9)
All the other patreon-fags would also be Billie and Sarah’s age (except for Curtis, he’d be 16).
cuz that makes it better.
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I was waiting for a time to use my rare plaineys
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do we get to call her vagina mouth now?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Her jaw practically unhinges when she laughs. Wtf is this
Why won't she just paint her actual lip shape.
I don't understand people that insist on trying to fake their lip shape with over/under drawing them. It looks like an 8-year-old did her makeup.
It's still unbelievable that he's been to Asia. He behaves like someone who's been in the same small town his whole life and never left the country. I remember in one of his LA vlogs there was a scene where he HAD to mentioned the ASIAN people behind tomato. Like as if that's something special to see people of a different race. Even tomato was embarrassed.
It's the same with him always mentioning if someone's black in his body or face judging vids. Often he had nothing else to say other than they're black. >>467792
That's from her latest video
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i think shane is just growing older gracefully. he doesn't need to fit into what teenagers find attractive anymore. he's happy in his relationship. shane doesn't need to look trendy and hot to stay relevant. he has a loyal viewer base. like, i remember when he cut off the emo hair, he was scared that his viewers would be mad. but they weren't. now he knows better. he doesn't care.
onion is the opposite of that. he's almost in his 40s and he's still trying to look like a teenager. because all of his viewers are teenage emo girls. so if he was like shane and started wearing regular clothing and shit, he would lose all relevancy. greg NEEDS to look like emo dirtbag, its the only reason why people like billie and lainey were ever attracted to him. shane has a good personality and he's funny to watch, so he doesn't need to rely on that shit
so yeah, you don't look like him onion. cause you're the one obsessed with looking like a 15 year old boy. shane is not, shane is getting older and doesn't care about getting teenage pussy. he cares about making relevant content for his subscribers. you two are very very very different.
shane actually makes good videos. I was not a fan of old shane, but i watch his newer stuff because its some of the more entertaining content on youtube now. Theres too many "pretty faces" on youtube that that criteria doesnt cut it nowadays. You actually have to make videos people want to click on and watch.
Onion is not funny at all, still trying to make the same content he did eighty years ago and clearly doesnt know what people want. Now hes so unliked by everyone that no one even bothers unless something huge like the billie incident happens. Does anyone even know what hes been posting lately? Its so uninteresting and repetitive that his shit rarely gets posted here even. Him having like twenty channels doesnt help either. Who is going to keep up with that many channels?
>>467876> Its so uninteresting and repetitive that his shit rarely gets posted here even
ikr, I only watch videos where something exceptionally funny/cringey/milky happens that's discussed here, some others I skip through but can hardly watch any video completely. I stopped watching his great comedy skits a long time ago, it's always the same. uhohbro is dead to me because I can't distinguish anymore what's old and what's new. he fucked everything up lol>>467879
once he stopped with the food vids and started with the things he does now, I started loving his content, especially the vids with his friends. they are all so funny and have a great chemistry. onion is always on his own or with his boring wife, the only thing I enjoy about that are the digs at each other
>>467564>I’m gay>Everyone is going to yell at me for saying that. Okay let me clarify that I’m BISEXUAL.>Now that I got that out of the way I’m going to continue to call myself gay for the remainder of the video because it’s shorter.> “What is ‘I’m BI’?”
Plainey talks herself into so many corners, it’s hard to keep up.
I also thought it was amusing they met in an intactivist group. Jess isn’t even a mom, which Lame mentions she thought she would be. Usually those groups are packed with extremely liberal minded moms.
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Gurg's highest paying patron is leaving and even the devoted Funions are slagging the Onion off.
She deserves it then lmao. Imagine being so pathetic you have to pay to be someone's friend. Someone who tears you a new asshole if his space prince gets triggered
Beck needs a fucking psychiatrist and psychologist ASAP if she's having breakdowns over this and still believes that Greg and Taylor are "amazing people". Like, what the fuck? How fucked up do you have to be to get so involved in some youtube trashs' lives and keep sending them shit while they continuously berate and ignore you?
I swear to G-d, his adult fans need court-appointed guardianship
how fucked is that thinking>im tired of going through emotional distress because of them >it's worth going thought emotional distress for them
literally what the fuck. girl needs fucking help, im legit concerned
>>467967>make another song for them
I kek'd on that one
but it's really sad that she has these issues. she seemed pretty normal in the collab with onion, don't know if she has no friends irl or what's wrong with you that you do this to yourself.
BUT I love how onion pisses all of his patrons off one after the other
Shes just being fucking dramatic and a total attention whore. It is pretty obvious.
:waiting for dat thanksgiving drama between lamey and onion's crazy ass mom:
Wow, that's sad.
What's even sadder is that Gerg obviously does not talk to Lainey enough to know she SAID ON HER STREAM THAT SHE GOT THE IDEA FROM SHANE'S VIDEO, not the other vids from other creators.
I hope if any Discord people confront Gerg on this, they tell him that it DOESN'T MATTER if Shane's video idea was not original; Lainey was inspired pretty heavily by Shane's video to the fucking point where the thumbnail is nearly identical, in the same location (the car), etc., and Lainey ADMITTED her inspiration on stream and in the vid.
Gerg was triggered
that his significant other was accused of stealing ideas from Shane. And then he made it about him in subsequent Tweets because, as always, it's about how everything affects and reflects his ego and Shane hurt his feels. He does not need more yes men. He needs more accountability.
stop whiteknighting her. taylor looks for an easy way out and she has it. just remember when that young kid foremanboss was handing out money and for days it was all about him because she could benefit. like that one stream when she was about to log off and he popped in and she blurted out how she would just conveniently stay for a few minutes more.
shes a thirsty slag just the same. doesnt want to leave high school years and just wants to have fun besides having kids and bills to pay
>>468002>was accused of stealing ideas from Shane
TBH she didn't even accuse Laimey. She only said 'I hope you gave credit" which did not the slightest bit sound mean spirited or anything. But the 'smol bean' got triggered
that fast because that's what she does. It all has to be a whole hug-fest in her little safe space and everything slightly 'negative' is setting her off and gives her a reason to cry to Gurgle who then gets triggered
with her and has to go on a rampage. Those people don't live in the real world, therefor something so insignificant like that happening on the internet can ruin both their days.
she would have her familys support with her children, she could get a fucking real job like every other single mom out there.
her family still makes efforts for her, reaches out to her, has not cut her off despite all she did to them since being with greg.
yet - when given the most prime opportunity to leave him, and after having her father point out the loopholes in their prenup or whatever - she ran back to him and told him all about the loopholes.
she is no longer a child, she makes conscious decisions herself. greg is practically doing everything he can to get her to leave him, but she CHOOSES
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H-o-l-y shit Billie looks good. While our prince smolbean has been chasing Billie’s blue hair and leaning more into her agender identity, Billie has moved on to warm colors and looks super feminine. No wonder Greg is always so full of glee whenever he brings her up.
Is the temp thread for for Onision and Lainey full or is there a new link?
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well, would you look at what i found on plainey’s wishlist?
God I hope someone buys it just so it can trigger
Onion. I give it not even a day before he snatches it from her and uses it in one of his psycho videos and ruins it.
Like how it's a small too, much dysmorhpia
>>468078>Lol he won't pay for his kids toys, is the adense that bad?
Nah, he just doesn't think of those things because he's not involved with raising the children, they could get sick and die, and he would only be upset that he would have to spend money on the funeral.
He's never taken care of any aspect of child care. He's never bonded with the kids. He doesn't love his own children. So why spend money on things he hates?
All he cares about is that his children don't make any noise, and that they don't bother him.
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lol greg you look like a 30 year old trying to look like a 15 year old so you can fuck teens. how is that any better?
also i think he needs to be reminded of his real face (pic related) more often. the filters are giving him an ego boost.
It's funny because Greg got triggered
HARD and made multiple videos when Social Repose started making those "5 things I hate about…" videos, claiming he stole the idea from him as he had veen making his 10 things I hate about series for years prior and even blatantly implying he created the genre yet in actuality his first 10 things vid was posted in 2012 yet a YouTube search shows people had been making 10 things I hate about videos since at least 2009.
I would feel utterly pathetic if I treated my fans as cashcows. Even more if said fans were so young and still financially dependent on their parents. Onion and Plain have absolutely no dignity at all. >>468003>they
She. She. She.
Anyway, I would feel inclined to think like you but we don't know if she was that good of a person before Greg. She seems to be really spoiled, her parents are apparently loaded and her mom never taught her how to clean her own shit. She has zero sense of responsibility, is self entitled, never grateful, and that can't come from Greg alone.
Damn she looks awesome, That colour and the long hair suits her so much.
Also inb4 a grease random sperg out or laineys sad again, Every single time billie puts up any new pics, They react even when it hasn't been posted on LC. lmao bet foot is regretting her short ass midnight blue fried head now.
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Lol this is so good. Onion got triggered cause someone apparently said billie was a boy's name (haven't seen the tweet yet he is replying to). He is SO afraid to look gay it's hilarious. Oh and of course he took the chance to mentioned billie
>>468196>Onision haters are bottom of the barrel
Nope, that’s actually you
He’s telling us to sterilize ourselves yet he was originally supposed to be aborted and shouldn’t have reproduced in the first place? Okay then kek
Jfc, these people talk like battered wives>I should just not say anything bad next time https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1511566654873.png:(>I'll make it up to them :(>Greg is just stressed! :((
Makes sense that his fans are fucked up.
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God someone please put them out of my misery
Yeah I noticed this as well, They literally speak like abuse victims talking about their abuser. Its fucking disturbing how they all enable grease and plainey and enable abuse to their own "friends"
Its become a cult.
I'm watching it right now. Its painful, all they screech about is how they dont drink and how gross alcohol is.
Like if you drink alcohol youre a pos. I cant.
lame's on younow>>468201
It's so embarrassing how he has to say that it tastes like nailpolish all the time. like what does he expect? this makes me almost convinced he really didn't drink often even in his younger years
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Beck coming through with the extra bucks
Lol so that’s further proof that Lainey isnt really gay. Onision says in the video that one of the drinks tastes like pussy and she asks if it’s that sour. Sounds like she hasn’t done much more than kiss girls and has only slept with girls by proxy when she was in the same room as her husband having sex with a girl.
Also, did anyone catch the reference to date rape with alcohol at the end of the video? It seemed specific enough to be about B.
The only thing as annoying as lainey policing her pronouns is anons policing them.>>468123
He looks way older than 30 there.>>468203
I don’t know how they both go without drinking. If I were married to either of them I’d be sauced 24/7.
Does Lainey count as straight edge? She couldn’t drink up to this point on account of being either underage, pregnant, or both.
almost a year i guess, and he still talks about girls from high school so is it that surprising
he keeps dwelling on the past cause he aint got no life or a damn future
source: im a neet piece of shit who remembers boring irrelevant shit from ages ago due to having nothing going on in my life
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At the 2:50 mark Footface shakes out the previous liquor from the shot glass onto the bedroom carpet.
I dont know why that triggers
me, but it does.
I wonder if she does that with any left over on her plate or cup
"oh its okay, the dogs will clean it up.
taylor ur disgusting
I'm wondering when lainey will suddenly be against "cool tone colors" and start on warmer tones, Edging her way to billies current color. Much like she did with the blue that she swore she'd never go for.
Funny how through her skinwalker ways shes vehemently against going green (The "jade" never counted considering it was pretty much blue) I wonder whyyyy~?
They both admit in the video that they've both
drank before, so they're both liars. But MUH HONESTY! MUH FAX!!!1!
cause they're not in love lol
nah, i think she blames it on the children.
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He really can't keep Shane out his mouth, videos, or photos, can he?
wow can he not see how much of a bully he became?
without shane he wouldn't be anywhere near where he's at. so ungrateful.
He made a Eugenia video of him wearing a black wig and emo clothing and puking in the toilet, so this is going to be a shane video of him devouring arse loads of food ?
I hope Shane continues to ignore him and doesn't even acknowledge the video. ( But I also hope Shane's fans report it and give Onion a strike )
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>>468381>30+ years old man trying to bully an overweight man>while having giant Death Note posters hanged in his bathroom
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Social Repose vid incoming
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onion never fails to make me laugh. guess it's a dig at billie's bf. then be consequent tell your wife that she needs to stop her gay identity shit too.
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Sooo, posting about Sr actually makes his follower count drop x5 ? ( >>468407
) On IG.
-2k and dropping
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Noticed something in the alcohol vid. Onion forgot the obligatory kiss at the end and you can see that lame looks really disappointed for a moment. there are very significant cuts inbetween, I think she cut out where she complained (complainey lol). the second cut was after he only had kissed her around the mouth. she always looks like a needly toddler when she's demanding affection, no wonder he tries to avoid it.
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Calls it a haul, except she didn't buy shit and got it sent to her from a fan.
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Her chapped lips always trigger
the fuck out of me.
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She went straight in digging for secret lush treasures in her footnose.
Jesus christ lainey you're disgusting, Picking your nose around new products and not even cutting it out of the video?
She also said in the video that she never moisturizes. Like jesus fucking christ, take care of yourself. Imagine her poor kids? Do they even get properly bathed?
Slightly OT, but does anyone remember when Gregma was going on about girls who leave their dirty maxi pads lying around? That was definitely about her. Barf.
From the first chapter of his book, "this is why I hate you" (just replace 'chris' with 'Leechbot' and 'he' with 'she' :
'I’ve noticed for some time Chris has an adorable little neck. I imagine if I wrapped my hands around
his throat using only half my strength I could very easily snap his neck. I wonder if he’d still find value in his efforts to cause disruptions wherever he went. Or as I slowly broke the bones in his body
would he feel remorse? Would little Chris finally see what a waste of oxygen he is and finally do
something meaningful with his meaninglessness? No. He’s an idiot, and will one day die, an idiot.'
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mea culpa, anon
The new thread for his Discord cult has a comprehensive summary of recent events:>>>/snow/432327
Anyway, more Patrons are jumping ship because Greg's videos just aren't relatable
and will not even pay the $1 fee to stay in the Discord.
I've mirrored all the content on https://newfag.science
to another machine for extra backup. you can use that address or https://cowpatty.org
love you anons, time4beer
He disabled comments in that video
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yes! I keep coming here just waiting for real milk… aaany day now
which is why it's extra frustrating when fellow anons go on their derailing tirades with makeup/skincare/best waifu/astrology/psychology blog posting.
i just wanna read the thread for drama and now i gotta skim through 250 posts about chapped lips.
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Have a few free hours, if anyone needs a specific video re-uploaded please feel free to ask.https://vid.me/i9ts9
Maybe because he was straight up lying in this vid - saying they were in poly relationship when the cuddlegate happened.
Most honest my ass.
Unironically, Shiloh said the same thing on IG. About Gertrude and his fans trying to take her down again. >>468533
That’s because nobody will use logic or criticism against him. The fucking coward.
I wonder if he told people to do it in his private discord.
Makes me rage, She deserves to live and move on without this bullshit.
right? he just keeps exaggerating to make himself seem more accomplished and superior. what a boring loser.
also:>when we went through some hard times where I cuddled with someone else… I said I wouldn't do anything that friends wouldn't do … so it's my way of manipulating my way into getting permission to cuddle and I also had my mom give me a full body massage>neither thing was sexual
leaves out that he fucked billie behind lamp's back and almost left her & the kids for billie.
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Around 1:56-1:58 the flies come out!
posted this on tempcow earlierhttps://cowpatty.org/younow/laineybot/April%2025-01,%202017.mp4
scroll through to about 11:06, make sure you turn down your audio tho
Isn't it funny that Greg was so assblasted by Biile? She rejected YOU, Greg. She didn't give a fuck about your ass, she didn't care about your palatial McMansion, she wished up and got the fuck out.
Frankly I love watching this vid. You can literally hear the uneducated retard in his voice slipping out the angrier he gets.
What a laughable faggot.
greg and lainey have been actively perusing my wares on newfag.science and cowpatty.org. admin can prob vet me as not someone who calls other people out for being random minicows but knowing the onions are hammering my archive sites this wreaks of selfpost.
if it's not I'm sorry.
You are so fabulous, archivist anon. Thanks again for all your hard work, in the name of farmers around the world. Plus, you're keeping tabs on the cows I can't tear myself away from. This site is like Christmas a month early.
I'm sure if Plain were here, she'd give you a solid bless up.
By chicken out I mean it finally set in what was happening, that she was about to get into a relationship with a dude who abandoned his family. She realized "holy shit, is this even worth it?"
I don't think Billie had any serious reservations against Lainey, sure she fucked her husband but from what we know it seems like Lainey and Greg were both manipulating her in the situation, she'd tell Billie one thing and Greg another. I think at first it was all fun and games she was a teen who was being lovebombed by this "famous" YouTube couple, getting tons of money and makeup along with so many promises but then when shit hit the fan and Greg pulled what he did (leaving Lainey and agreeing to sign away his kids) it all got to real to fast for Billie and suddenly it wasn't just a game anymore and she smartened up and got the fuck outta there.
dude fuck off, just because I don't defend your idol billie and state the truth doesn't mean I'm one of those dumbasses. >>468616
Nah, she knew exactly what she was getting into to begin with. She obvs faked being intersting on Lame to jump on Gurg's 2 inch dick and was in for the long haul (even after the tattoo and basement ordeal). I can keep on going with this but its old milk that has been talked about a billion times
Yeah….she was totally up for being with him after the basement/tattoo shit which is why she made a video telling him to leave her alone and got new boyfriend /s
Go away discordfag.
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I'm pretty sure Onion contacted a lawyer shortly after cuddlegate happened, learned that he would lose his house, car and a shit ton of money if he signed his kids away, so he told Plainey he had an "epiphany" and decided to not divorce her. Hence why he's so salty whenever someone talks about Billie.
The Billie hatethread is in snow. You should go there to bitch, because most of us here have some amount of empathy for an extremely naive girl that Greg tried to make into a fucking Oompa Loompa.
You're also samefagging all over the place and I expect you'll continue, but just know that you sound extremely pressed. Would you like a Valium?
lol this one anon pops out to hate on billie whenever shes brought up. literally sounds like the same person every time. its a discord fag or gerg.
billie DID reject him because she stopped playing his game. He would still be pursuing her now if she continued being okay with him. It only truly ended when she hated him and told him to fuck off and leave her alone.>>468628
nah, billie just told him no and he got scared that he'd end up with no one so he ran back to footface.
Greg has a history of this.
Hes said himself he cant be alone, he has to be in some kind of relationship to feel relevant.
He broke up with Shiloh… immediately tried to form this fully developed relationship with Adrienne within weeks… Adrienne runs for the hills because she realizes Greg is insane… Greg immediately runs back to Shiloh.
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He was basically this guy…
but on a military base
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Not the only place she puts her finger in ON CAMERA. What are manners? I saw her do gross things at least 4-5 times this week. >>468577
Thank you four that, this made me kek. Lord of the flies
So I noticed she talks about the kids more and more often which forces her to talk about biological stuff about her female body. Isn't that contraproductive with continuing to go the agender/fakeboi route?
Asked some airforce veterans and current officers about gurglys position in the military. They said that when you join, what they (recruiters) don't tell you is that you should have a list of jobs that you want to do after basic. You also take the Asvab? and if your too "dumb", you get a "dumb" job (their words)
They said that if you dont have a list of jobs you would want, they will assign you all the crap positions others dont really want to do. Like what greg got. For security forces, I think the score is at least a 30, which is not at all hard to get. But if you get a pretty decent to high score, they will send you to better positions. But onision must have bombed the test.
Also, if he really didn't want to kill a rabbit, they said he could have probably gotten a waiver signed, and that taking off all his clothes in front of his commanding officer to prove a point was worthless.
Also, if he had an honorable discharge, he would have had his GI bill to go to school. But since he had an "other than honorable conditions" discharge, he's not eligible for the gi bill. Always wondered why he just didn't go to school for anything, it's free schooling, but now I know, because he didn't have an honorable discharge. Even Jenna Marbles and Jaclyn glenn have masters degrees, geez Gurg, your lagging behind.
I feel bad for lameos dad. Onion said he met with him after he probably found out his daughter was hiding this relationship with an old child predator known for his abusiveness and said he had "tears in his eyes" while saying "if you hurt lainey I will kill you". And onion calls him crazy for saying that. Lol. Wow her dad cared about her and didn't want her to get hurt. While lameo is a complete bitch who just shits on him and let's onion shit on him. Lol at onion trying to call her dad controlling. He was being a reasonable parent. Her and her sister are spoiled as all hell. No wonder they became garbage and don't appreciate what they have. Lameo deserves onion 100%. She doesn't deserve to hurt an actual nice person with her nastiness.
lol that whole video is onion lying and trying to say everyone is terrible but him. Lied about the whole billie thing. He even throws lameo under the bus without saying she lied and shit. Only he is perfect. But lameo probably would watch this and think it's onion being sweet because he said a few nice things about her. The only thing he is actually saying is "I can't believe lameo is so stupid that she puts up with the crap I do when I don't even like her. And I get free passes to break up with her, cheat on her, and do whatever the fuck I want for life! Sweet!"
Tried slogging through that crap, had to give up when he started talking about the lenient age of consent.
Its all lies. All lies!! Ugh.
In this video he talks about trying to find anyone to date in between Shi breakups, and Taylor caught his eye with tweets.
Don't both Onion and Lainey say that he breaks up with her all the time and she doesn't allow it to stick(kek)? So if humans are creatures of habit and they don't change, then when he fights and dumps Lainey, right away he's trying to find another girl to date, right? (Lainey probably shits herself everything he dumps her, knowing he's looking for underage tail).
What else, what else? Oh, hey Taylor, see how he's talking about his ex's to everyone? That's gonna be you one day, he's going to spew hatred about you and detail everything you did wrong and how crazy you were. When you date someone, see how they speak about their ex's, because then you'll know exactly how they'll speak about you.
Even if you think that Greg would never speak that way about you, the mother of his children, just you wait and see Taylor. You will be shocked. We will all say we told you so, and you will be incredulous that he found another 17 year old to move into your marital home and diddle on your bed specifically. He will give her another made up name, just like you, and he will make video after video of how much he loves his new teen bait and that it's true love and he's never felt this way before. He will publicly say that your relationship with him was verbaly and emotionaly abusive on your part, and that you were lazy and unmotivated in life, and depressive to the point of not taking care of the children's hygiene.
On that day, we will all laugh.
Lame's dad does seem like an asshole, going for the baby sitter 13 years his junior and then divorcing her as well.
like if onion was not who he is, the man would not be able to bitch about the age difference etc. but unfortunately his daughter has managed to pick the biggest loser on youtube so he is justified in being upset but i can see why lainey allows greg to scapegoat her dad.
Yeah, it is pretty amazing that he is so devoid of empathy that he finds it mockable
that a father would be devastated by his daughter's fundamental betrayal of his trust, and worried to death that a spoiled and pampered 17-year-old just might have not made the best life decision to run off with some asshole 10 years older than she– who she met on the internet. What a terrible, horrible person that father is.
And now we can all clearly see just how wrong her dad was, because Taylor sure is thriving and so very,very happy with her wonderful, talented Prince Charming who treats her just like the princess she truly is.
Samefag but Grease shitting down on her is (possibly) gonna delay her from releasing her musical content for awhile.
Jealousy is one hell of a bitch.
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If I didn't knew it better I'd say he is a troll. what a fucking idiot, he has zero empathy for anyone. sure wait for technology when you're suffering.
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Okay, so, on onisions twitter, he's hating on breasts implants again. Here's 2 screens shots. Would like to point something out. Why does he care so much, and vehemently decries what ladies do to their small tiny breasts?
Think about it, mammary gland size is societies measure of womanhood. Girls with tiny boobs can feel inferior when they see big bouncy boobs, and they can feel as if they are not womanly enough for others.
BUT women and girls CAN permanently change that with breast implants if they choose to, making their breasts, societies measure of femininity, much bigger, so that they can feel better about themselves. I'm going somewhere with this.
Since Greg is talking smack about our fave Canadian, let's continue. According to that deleted Q&A, iirc Greg has a small tiny penis. It is 3 1/2 inches erect, and very slim, small girth, and Greg hates condoms because they slide right off. That's the biggest reason why he likes them young and virgins, so they can't compare his tiny smol penis to bigger or even average sized penises. Also, as male genitals go, penis size is societies measure of masculinity, bigger is better, and smaller is laughable.
But the main reason why Onision HATES breast implants, is because that allows the woman to change society's measure of womanly worth, however, there is no real penis implants or penis surgery available to change society's measure of masculinity.
Look at these tweets about celebrating small breasts, and replace breasts to penises. Bam.
Greg is jelly that he can't to that to his tiny Vienna sausage. Greg hates that women can make their genitals bigger, and he cannot. So then he displaces his hatred of his small tiny dick onto women who changed their boobs.
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I couldn't help myself. Not sure if I should add the spoiler
It's obvious from this tweet >>465673
that he equates small boobs with small penises, and that he has a small penis.
You can change every instance of women with anall boobs" in this tweets with "men with small penises", and it reads as him airing out his insecurities and trying to convince himself and everyone else that having a micropenis is not bad… until the technology advances enough, then he'll totally have penis enlargement surgery.
This is the nastiest thing about him. Because you know who else can have a dry vagina? Victims of rape and molested children. He is so fucking foul, I've always felt like his sexual preferences fall uncomfortably close to flat out rape paraphilia.
Also, he's going to give himself a broken dick if he's always jamming it in there without lube or natural girl action. Not to mention he's probably flaying the skin off the head and making it even less sensitive, poor cutdick Gruck.
Source: Mom is a RN, and she's seen this enough times in her career to mention it. One of the dudes was a rapist, the others just couldn't wait to stick it in. Enjoy your destroyed cock, dent boy!
i've always suspected he fetishes young girls and turning gay girls straight because of their inexperience with penis. he comes across as an extremely insecure guy and is always trying to boast of his sex drive and bravdo
- yet in the several girlfriend/boyfriend sex tags he does with his gay husband he turns his nose up at a lot of 'vanilla' acts and fantasies. He's over compensating.
iirc it was adrienne that confirmed his small peen, other girls have alluded to it. of course he is going to be furious at women who are able to correct what they deem a flaw.
the technology is not available for him and we all know he is not shy about cosmetic (speculation of nose surgery) procedures such as botox/chemical peels.
keep on raging gurgles, it's literally what you're known for
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He's having a 12 hour meltdown about breast implants, probably rooted in the fact he has a tiny cuckcock that can't be improved.
Ha ha ha, the small dick post here must have been read by him, because he's spazing all over again on twitter.
Would like to point out how ignorant he says b and c cups are average, and he likes A-F
Well Greg, that's the cup size sure, but the bust size changes the cup size, did you know that??? Like 32, 36, 40, 42, etc???
A 38 A can be a 32 D. A 30 f can be a 38 B.
A 38C can be a 32D or a 36B. You've got to be more specific on what band size you prefer when you spout out what cup sizes you like, because you are a huge ignorant asshole.
So lemme help you… your 3 incher is the cup size, and the slim girth of your dick is the band size of a bra. Now, how small is your dick… i mean, what boob/band size do you like???
>>468828>believable pare of fake boobs>believable pare>pare
He has a small dick and he's stupid as a brick. Jesus christ, and here was me under the impression he solely used Apple products with built in auto correct.
Sometimes I wish he was as smart as anon's on here make him out to be. "OH! But he's tweeting this with ulterior motives! He's really smart and manipulative!" But the man barely has a grasp on how to effectively communicate with other human beings, never mind having some long term plan drawn out in order to dominate the world and every person in it. He'd be a lot more interesting and probably not doing nearly as shit if he had an only slightly below average IQ, but the way he presents himself and acts just proves he's the missing link between human and ape. Stupid, ugly & a small peen.
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Am I the only one who thinks its weird that they dont share one glass/bottle?
I mean as a couple… testing some mini drinks… why get a glass, when you just try some drops…
He is jjealous he's no where near as important as her + he just stays in his house all day so he has no life/new material
i don't even watch Greg, but YT who make it their job generally become boring as fuck. That + he's L I T E R A L L Y obsessed with his past "glory".
Good lord look at all that projection.
"I'm a manlet with a dicklet! I hate that I can't change it and yet WOMEN can change their breasts!" So much for anyone loving their body. God what a hypocrite.
Also why in the middle of that rant did he talk about cheating all of a sudden? With the added fact that lainey is all "waah I'm sads" from the snapchat, Perhaps they had a fight about cheating again?
Though maybe her "wahh" and his absolute rage is due to jaclyn saying she wouldn't date either of them and would rather become a nun last night in her stream.
it's definitely not the same, the cup size results of the difference between your bust measurements and your underbust measurements but let's stop derailing>>468866
he is insane
I agree about the society bit - but I mean, that much is obvious to anyone with a functioning brain. I'm really enjoying this sperg-out, please post more Gerg.
So many times it's incredibly hard to believe he's 32, a father of 2 and posting this shit. Fucking hilarious and sad at the same time.
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Holy jebus, he just tweeted bout penis enlargement in between breast implants. Projection much Greg?
Tiny manlet with his tiny half a hot dog in a turtleneck.
Tiny small penis only 3 inches erect.
Tiny small feeties with a micropenis
Tiny very very small penis.
It's too small, get over your dick issues and girls breasts size, you sound like a pedophile creep, or worse, an old anti abortion Republican congressman telling women what to do with their bodies.
Where does all the rage come from?? Oh yeah…. your tiny small dick Greg.
It's amazing how he manages to both try to drag down Shiloh and paint Lainey as this over-emotional, intense person that was just pining after him.
>I just tell you guys EVERYTHING, I'm so honest guise!>Those disgustingly fake mannerisms
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cant wait to see what the next sperg out is going to be about, spin the wheel grease boy !!
I'd love to take a bong rip right infront of m and blow the smoke in his face>>468889
his children will begin frequenting r/raisedbynarcissists by age 12
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This has already been uploaded, right? He takes a narc test which he can’t even read to save his fucking life (“psycho-pathy”, cannot pronounce “Machiavellian”) and passive aggressively bitched at us for never taking his side when it comes to former friends and ex-partners. He also tried to display his crocodile tears as real emotion too.
He still scored 3 narc points tho.
Can't bare even watching him or his small penis issues lmao
what a fucking idiot and he's become so fucking dull and boring.
Hear that grease? You're fucking boring at this point
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The whole emoji thing feels like when your older family members try to appeal to you so they start spamming you with emojis
Looks like he purchased a whole bag of preedited content frames with what was left of his money in a desperate attempt to make his stupid shit watchable.
And why does his hair look like it's leaking grease?
Thanks for uploading!
I don’t know how CONSISTENTLY gives answers to all these test that can be so easily refuted by stuff that he choses to make public. Like he says he doesn’t manipulate to get what he wants but he’s admitted repeatedly that he manipulated Lainey get what he wanted (cuddling/groping) from Billie and even separate of that he’s admitted to being manipulative over Twitter. Several times!!
Does he just forget?? It doesn’t make sense.
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it comes out in his favour because he stacks the result
Sounds like a perfectly healthy relationship.
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It's more the fact he takes online quizzes even semi seriously (muh iq test).
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Are we turning this into a meme? Because I want in.
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This is from yesterday’s stream, but Lainey’s new ring turns her finger green too. Lmao.
Its funny how the ring he bought billie and shiloh didn't turn their hands green.
Also lainey said on stream tonight she can't wait to be blonde again, Yeesh.
>>469056>he's with Lainey because he can't find a reason to leave her
Oh I'm sure he already found 500 reasons for leaving her in his mind, just none that would publicly look good for now. He could make it look like a 'mutual break-up' - but that can't be milked for views.
It's not his style in general, he has to make the other person the villain. I dislike Foot as much as the next girl, but she still has too many fans ( why I have no idea ) to be the villain and him the saint.
Excuse the spreg but this stupid misinformation is triggering
Fuck me, talking like you're some authority on bra sizing just cause you tried it once. Sister sizes are well established so please just Google it or walk into any halfway decent lingerie store to ask about it.
Look it's even logical that a wider bra band would result in bigger cups. They're not independent measurements, cup size is relative to band size. Just think about it logically for a sec, if you were to affix the same size cups across a range of differing band sizes then you would need to upsize the cup sizes in bigger bands to ensure that it looks even and not just two cups attached by steing.
lololol bitch do you wear hair dye as a fucking wedding ring?
i guess you might as well, since youre married to onion
>>469062>>Oh I'm sure he already found 500 reasons for leaving her in his mind, just none that would publicly look good for now. He could make it look like a 'mutual break-up' - but that can't be milked for views.
I'm pretty sure he's already laying the framework - that he's not gay, and if she's agender or a boy, he's not attracted to that. He'll make a big deal about how much he respects her identity, but move on because he's super duper xtreme straight dude, but he wishes her well in her journey to find true love with a woman.
Now, with this approach, it would be hard to shit talk her and retain his audience, and he can't help shit talking his exes. But I think this is going to be his best "face saving" option, unless he can find another young teen to run away with him. Then he'll just leave and say fuck it, Lainey didn't support me, she didn't love me in a TRUE TRINITY and I'm POLY and KINKY and she can't shame me.
Well, at least he put more emotion into this
>>469071>despite his being straight he publicly and 'happily' supported his wife transitioning and then tried to continue to love her once she was a man but sadly he just couldn't bring himself to be attracted to a man.
Gerg please bless us with a comedic gem like this, I would hysterically laugh over it for weeks.
+ I'm assuming Foot would take the children and move back to her parents. There they would be surrounded by normal people and have a chance to not grow up emotionally completely fucked up.
>>469053>I’m an INFJ, only 2% of the population has my personality.
You and everyone on tumblr has that mbti type lol.
Also, I used to wear cheap mood rings from Claire’s as a child and they would never turn my finger green. Just shows how cheap Onion is, he probably got this ring from a gum ball machine.