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Previous thread >>>/pt/426045
Last time on our favorite trainwreck:
- Gargamel drinks water out of a barely rinsed out bottle of Clorox only to throw up on YouNow while our space prince cries begging him to call poison control
(of course Onion was annoyed by her concerns)
- our favorite space prince cries after finding out her totally platonic friend has a boyfriend after spending her beta buxx on a plane ticket
- macandcheesefairy, a Billie clone, emerges on Twitter and YouNow and starts to get the attention of Lame and Greg despite previously being a Social Repose and Billie fan and has only recently started following both Onion and Lame on twitter.
She has caught the eyes of Onion himself, still yearning for Billbong, while Lainey aggresively ignores her generic manic pixie comment spam on YouNow.
- Doormat admits on stream that Greg often breaks up with her during arguments and she doesn't allow him to leave the relationship lol
- Faxx Machine blatantly lies on Twitter calling his beloved Patron and donator $$$$ Becca "thick" and not "fat" despite of how contradictory this is.
He has after all called much thinner women, and underaged girls fat on his videos.
- Eugenia Cooney is offline for a day which causes Greg to speculate about her death, because spending a day away from the internet is incomprehensible to him, and he announces the callout videos he'll make after she dies.
- several of the people who pay Greg to do his own job on discord (lol) have posted on the previous thread confirming they lurk as previously suspected
- Cap Anon or perhaps our toiletclogger herself has posted a dank screenshot of a very high Gingerbeck
Will Cap Anon return? Or is it just more bait? You decide.
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From the previous thread, just to highlight what a piece of shit he is. He probably can't wait for Eugenia to die so lainey can be top grill on younow and he can moralfag it up for months.
daily reminder onion made a video mocking eugenia cooney and made himself barf and faint for comedy and profited from it
he doesn't actually care
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By weed smokers? Does he mean Billie? A weed smokers?
Or has there been other weed smokers that """hurt""" them? Sorry if I missed something.
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All before the flight to Washington
She apparently lied about the drugs yet jokes about smoking on her snap and tried to sound innocent about it with Gregory
Lassie baby ❤️ If you have anything else to dump we're definitely all ears.
It's nice to see that beck had to pretty much get on her knees and beg for a flight to Washington yet I could probably guarantee Ashlyn has already been promised her free jet around the world. Kek, it kinda makes me feel bad for grease's throwaways.
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I HOPE THESE ARENT REALL BECAUSE JUST LOOKING AT THOSE TEXTS IS GIVING ME SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT
>>429117>>429118>>429119>>429120>>429121>>429122>Please give me a chance>Please>Please dont punish me for being honest
It boggles my mind when these people PLEAD and BEG to be in Onion boys life, I just dont understand it.
I know Grugly likes using analogies, so Ill use one one so he'll understand.
Its like walking into a room and theres a bunch of people fighting over this huge piece of shit, and they're all trying to stuff it in their mouth, and Im like- "what the fuck is wrong with all of you?" and their response is- "this shit is delicious, you dont know what you're missing, you just dont understand how tasty this shit is, you'll never get it."
>>429118>no future visits
so she flew out there knowing it was just going to be for show and greg and lainey already didn't trust her>>429138
okay so if this is before she flew out this means she literally leaked her texts with lameo while she was there? what a fucking idiot
I have to believe this girl is a troll. No way she let herself get caught smoking weed AND leaking doormats texts if she wasn't
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Wait namefag is back? Namefag was plumbergirl all along?
Why am I not surprised…> Daddy Donald(that describes him perfectly, no need for details)> Lieutenant "jawohl , alt-right is alright meine kommandant" Lassie>Obese deerdrag sugarmumma >GingerPlumber
What a fine team Smegmory has established around himself to guard the treasury of pocketmoney mansion! Nice picks!
>>429144>so she flew out there knowing it was just going to be for show and greg and lainey already didn't trust her
Exactly, she knew she blew her chance to hook up with Lainey and Greg, but still went out in hopes of schmoozing her way back into their hearts.
And how does she charm her way back into the trinity? Takes a huge shit in their toilet, clogs it up, and ends up crying to Greg to get him to help shove that huge shit log down the pipe.
How fucking romantic.
Yeah, more proof Gerg and Lamey have associated with an immature crowd that happens to also smoke weed vs a crowd that smoked weed in their younger years, grew up in their late 20s-early 30s (according to neuroscience), and accordingly matured when they acquired stable jobs, marriage, and started to raise children, no longer putting weed or any indulgent activities ahead of their spousal, financial, or parental obligations (i.e. being less self-centered). Fuck, Gerg. Just like you to think because you're one way means young adults as a majority need to meet your expectations.
Neurologically/biologically-speaking, they don't. Don't throw the societal expectations in to justify yourself (like you have in the past) because they currently don't work in favor of trans individuals like your spouse who is trying to defy those roles. Isn't 18, the age set by our society, adulthood, like male and female or man and woman also the set genders and sex by our society, Gerg? Study the history of our education system and your bias. You might find you're hebaphile af, latching onto the idea that 18 = adult without understanding what that means to not appear creepy.
Grow the fuck up and talk to fucking adults who don't pander to you. The majority tried weed, had their time with it during college, and grew up by the time of their mid and later 20s because it's not a big deal in the long run. You associate with those in their late teens and later-mid 20s.
You're looking for reasons to dump people or have power over them. Be honest. It's not about weed. It's about what it subjectively represents to you.
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toiletclogger also really hates billie, really fucking hates billie
Constantly whines about how stupid billie is and how much better and smarter she is kek
>billie is a highschool dropout and I'm in college I'm soo smart
Want a gold star? Your androgynous hero has a fucking pysch degree and can't tell the difference between BPD and bi-polar stdu
>billie spent over [exagerrated] dollars on makeup and weed blah blah blah she's so dumb
Honey, one you are spending your money on two scumbags, and two, you smoked too and don't pretend you didn't broadcast it to the world on snapchat
Keep lurking and keep crying about the consequences of your actions on discord. Keep pretending you never conspired against other patreons.
It's so desperately pathetic this begging it makes me want to vomit that Grease has these type of girls to literally prey on for attention just imagining the rush this gives him makes me not want to have children in the off chance some one they adore like this will be online.
Going as far as to make songs for them saying 'sorry' in hopes your honesty that Grease PRIDES himself on and how he wants everyone to be truthful.
Kinda long post.
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I got bored, but Taylor really inspired me to draw.
Gingerplumber would be able to fix the toilet herself
Lassie is a gay immigrant so probably not alt-right
spot on aside from those
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>>429164>xenophobic posts on reddit>flirts with patreons as young as 14 sexually >posts becks lewds on seperate servers
Questionable with lassie but another mod daddydonald is alt-right for sure, both reek of 4chan afterall
I guess if you pay enough shekels to Greg he'll keep you as a mod (yikes) and lie to you and call you "thicc"
lol, that never crossed my mind until now. Lainey likes saying shes a "daddy" for some reason, and of course she calls Grugly "daddy"
How fucking weird would that sound, her screaming "DADDY!" and at the same time Greg doing the same thing.
Poor kids having to hear that shit
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maybe his mom is part of that. she's a big pothead, met cheech and chong at some event not long ago.
>>429122>You guys are more important than being able to walk without pain
What the fuck am I reading? This is some pathetic bullshit, what can greasetron possibly offer that makes it worth begging
for his affection?
Oh my fucking god, this is beyond pathetic.
Also after those messages she made them a song!https://soundcloud.com/rebecca-guertin-281113698/im-sorry
>hey gregory and lainey please know that i'm more than how i've dewlt with pain
jesus tittysucking christ, from 0 to GingerBeck, how hard is she trying to become the next trinity member?
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all of this is so freaking cringy
I'm not even talking about Bex. Just in general. Look at it from wider perspective: his patrons are mostly thirsty girls who scheme against each other like women from harems in turkish dramas. They all pay money to Greg to basically fulfill their teenage fantasy of getting close to a "celeb", and since he's "approachable" if you have money, they flock to his Patreon/Discord. Every one of them wants to be his closest. They are willing to completely throw away their dignity just to get acknowledged, praised, liked. And tbh, I think even those right-alt idiots are there for real. Not to troll, but because Onision is the only approachable "star" (uh I know…, but you get what I mean) they know and they find some sick pleasure from interacting with him.
tldr; they all have issues
haha, gingerbeck confirmed as the one always overboard trashing lainey here.
girl has a rage boner for lainey.
> greg plz date me!!!111111 i've never been so comfortable clogging someone's toilet before!!
100% cringey and that lame shit tomato posted here and then humbles bragged about it is just so upsetting
he must have some type of funds behind him to pay to be onion's friend, go invest in a hobby mate. did he really call him his best friend too
does onion get a freebie on your wife bisqueef?
like why are these 30 yr old men hanging out all day talking to hormonal teenage girls, get a life. y'all will never get your own thread here
onision is above yall you pay for his shite, we just can't believe he exists
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Not even just here, Poopbeck doesn't even hide the fact she dislikes lainey.
Lainey is a fucking idiot.
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You attract similar minds .. And all Greg attracts are a bunch of snakes that would either bite their own tail or bite each other. This is delicious watching them all turn on one another.
All of his so called biggest fans are just trying to use him either to grow their social media accounts or be his sugar baby.
Maybe PooBeck heard that Greg paid for Lainey's education, so she thinks if they hooked up he'd pay her college debt off. >>429233
You did a beautiful job emphasizing her horse face. I hope this is the new OP pic once this one fills.
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bitch was literally throwing bars at Lainey during her stream on the 26th, she was her #4 fan (when I last saw, I didn't stay for long) what a twisted unit… Lainey flat out rejected her and makes it obvious she doesn't like her yet is still throwing $$ at her like it will make any fucking difference.
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how hard is it to google and lurk more?
Its so early in the thread. I hope it doesnt get forgotten and its used for the next one.
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It's like the onion discord is quickly becoming lord of the flies. moar milk incoming I sense. hopefully they all spill. That tall kid spilled too, on YouTube.>>429117>"…And it was often because of weed"
I thought it was bc Billie was a cheating homewrecker? Gurl plz
Are they buying Lainey things? Tarte makeup is so expensive. Lainey is such scum, she knows they think that buying her things will bring them closer to her.
Sage for rage.
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Dollar Tree makeup is more her speed.
Also, I was watching some of onions Andy Biersack vids to try and see his height compared to onions and came across pic related.
It becomes super hilarious if you replace Andy's part with Billie. It's basically what happened during cuddlegate. If someone made a video swapping Andy out for Billie, it would be so hilarious and accurate.
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I am soo enjoying him getting catfished,trolled and losing Pussy either because they smoke weed or Lainey doesn't like them.
You can see his frustration oozing in all his whiney bithcy tweets about other Youtubers doing better then he is. I hope Lainey never divorces him so he stays miserable forever.
( I felt just like others up thread… Inspired .. Sorry its shit ) >>429310
If it is him, was Gregma's involved ? Like the last straw on the camels back sort of thing ?
It's all bait. Can confirm lassie is fine. There was allegedly a fan that did kill themselves and their family magically told onion but it seems fishy.
Anyways don't take bait from the discord morons trying to distract us from what happened at the mcmansion
Reporting anything on Patreon is pretty much pointless in general. They don't care.>>429239
Gotta wonder why she's so desperate to be a part of their lives. She had to beg to visit, talks shit about one of the people living there, has to buy things for them just to get them to talk to her…. but wants to be in a relationship with Onion, I mean them? She really needs to move the fuck on and find a healthier relationship to be in. They don't want you, girl.
> Gotta wonder why she's so desperate to be a part of their lives.
Money… Gifts.. Free ride.
Same reasons why Billy,Sarah went there and stayed despite what was going down. She got money for literally doing nothing and free makeup. To some its worth it, probably because they think they can stay on his good side.
The fan suicide is old news and they were never in the discord.
Secondly it isn't lassie. The people that posted it was him are discord idiots.
And gingerplumber is policing it still
Such a suck up
Heads up sophs, Harley or lassie, beck and sylar
Posting makes your IP trackable to mods and admins. Better stop derailing now.
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Reuploaded new OnisionSpeaks vid, should be good to go in a sec.https://vid.me/vL7Eh
"I write books
, I don't read
what a tool.
yep, and it shows in your writing you complete moron.
every good writer loves reading and ready lots of other authors' books. it's part of the profession - for research, inspiration, etc.
this fucking cro-magnon actually thinks that not having read a book since grade school is an accomplishment, and that it isn't obvious in his own writing that he doesn't actually know how to use words because of it. congrats, fuckwit, you can't read or write. what an achievement.
sage for getting way too mad about classic gurgles narc shit.
She's one of those girls you have to break up with 10x before she finally gets the message. I mean, onion straight up told her she blew it and she's never coming back to the mcmansion.
The ship has sailed and Lainey doesn't even seem interested in her friendwise or even mimic worthy. Billie had a body and makeup skills she envied. Beck can only shit up a toilet.
Her looks are definitely below past standards so Lainey was given an out (again lol) that Beck smoked. Onion is on the prowl and plungerbeck is old news and tolerated only for shekels.
just judging from the whole Ashlynn situation onion is obviously very much on the prowl. who knows how many victims he's stringing along in the DM's in private.
i think we should expect a new trinity member sooner rather than later.
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Why is he such a fucking asshole
Greg has passed the point of redeemable to me. I can't wait until he has NO presence online and kids are no longer subjected to his disgusting cynical bitter attitude. We get it Greg- you didn't become famous, you lost all your friends, you lost Billie due to your unattractive delusional wife, and you're about to lose any sort of "fame" you have left on YouTube. Then he can shout all his insensitive ramblings to no one.
Grease you deserve this downfall more than anyone I know.
If tomato doesn't say anything, he's got no backbone. But we already know he doesn't so it's not going to surprise me.
Side note, how does Onion not get that posts like this are the very reason Shane and the rest of the world hate him? Glad he has no self awareness or he might have been able to save his dead career.
Fuck you Gregma, that's why you'll never get none other then your saggy tittied-wife and even that's fucking gross.
Saged for rage
I C O N I C
One great thing about Grease is that his threads move so quickly and produce great content, unlike his failing channels :''') We rip him new ones every day. And he's so pathetic he's even tweeted farmer art.
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Onion kept giving special attention to another girl who isn't Lainey in chat on younow has this been milked yet?
I originally commented saying she's pretty and looks really young. Greg follows her too. But further investigating seems to show that she photoshops heavily. Very heavily. Especially her nose? Some of her pics don't even look like the same person.
I was fooled at first, so I'm betting Grease is deceived.
We all know he wouldn't give attention to or follow an ugly fat chick. Unless she paid him. (looking at you Becca)
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The strange thing is that most the things mentioned in >>429420
are things Greg has actually bullied people about.
Nobody gives a fuck if you're overweight. Greg does, he body shames people all the fucking time. Greg has harassed Eugenia for her medical condition despite never promoting it and glamorizing it UNLIKE his own patreons. Nobody cares if you smoke but Greg certainly does.
You can't even claim to be pro lgbt and support a man that stated all bi sexuals are cheaters or want threesomes. This guy said Jaclyn was manly and didn't even realize he was being a transphobe towards his own space prince.
Looks like his patreons completely miss the point.
How can anyone who is a patreon/supporter of his type that up? Makes sense. They only care when they are the ones being "attacked". Totally 100% okay with whatever gerg does to other people. And visiting gerg/starring in his videos physically or through discord/guesting on younow is all putting themselves in the spotlight.
Also i dont even know half these discord dweebs because i dont pay attention to it at all outside this thread. And its obvious this thread is full of his discord people posting along with some regular farmers. No wonder its been so active. I still dont get why gerg and everyone around him are so obsessed with every little thing lolcow says about them. Kinda sad.
I happen to know this person and the mod team attacked two other ex mods and forced them out, Hypocrite.
ANYONE who facilitates the grease is frankly a cow in their own right.
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Poor SMOL space prince can't live without her Onion.
This sums up all of them perfectly.
Onion attention is like fighting over who gets to employ Jared the Subway Guy as a babysitter for browniepoints.
Greg's group of stooges in a nutshell, just so they get why they're a laughingstock.
Is a twofaced who sperged about safe spaces in laineycord when ginger got btfoed by an autist. She then claims that onion is a gud boi, because freedom of speech. Hypocrite.
>Bambi who ate away the PTSD caused by mums death, aka FatBecca
Is everything onion hates but throws money somehow, somehow thinks her makeup skills are good. Tries to be "Savage" and on "fleek", shittalks everyone to get with onion. A walking obese cringefest.
Irrelevant and a Pathetic teenager who is convinced she is a genius, but is in reality a retard. Will butt in to self-project. Apparently her parents cook for her and she doesn't get to pick the groceries, overshares the shit out of her life. Begged and pleaded to suck the greasestick. Harasses Plainey and whines that Taylor doesnt like her, even though ginger shittalks taylor all day.
>Kool Pro-Ana Momma, Harley
An anorexic pro ana edgefuck who has a kid and somehow finds the time to sit on onioncord all day. Must bring her experiences into every Conversation that exists, your friend died? Fuck that, Harleys dog died 10 years ago.
>Irrelevant Vegetable Fuck
He picked Tomato as an accurate representation alright, because the dude is a vegetable. Types like a kid in 2007 and probably idolises Tosh.0 and Carrot Top. Saved up his Maccas nightshift bucks for a collab, just to get blown the fuck out by the first desperate teenager. His wife isn't in it for his brains or looks, hopefully.
Please you fat fucks who pay to moderate, at least our janitors DO IT FOR FREE. YOU PAY TO VOLUNTEER.
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So apparently he's trash talking Deefizzy again, too bad he doesn't care lol
I just realized Gregma looks like Perez Hilton in an Emo Dad costume.
Thanks for these, anon!
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Smfh can these discord fags get fucking banned, they don't bring any milk and just clog up the thread with their retarded ass comments
sage for discordfag whining
and not everyone who points out when other posters are being too much of a dickhead even for here is part of the onion clan. The mother thing was absolutely irrelevant and unwarranted. It just makes us all look bad when people pull shit like that.
If it is relevant to the drama that's understandable but what does beccas mother have to do with this? >>429504
Sorry, thought I had saged, fixed it now
Aww, are your feefees hurt? Are you gonna sick Daddy Onion on us? Oh no!
Stop wasting your money on a washed up loser and spend it on something meaningful, like your fucking kid. Stupid bitch.>>429502
Sage your moralfagging please.
I thought onion preached that you can judge peoples online persona and claim your assumptions as truths. And that you aren't allowed to get mad at these truths.
Ask Eugenia, Shane, all the Youtubers' looks he insulted without provocation, everyone on Twitter he accused of caring about tragedies because they are, quote, "interesting" and get them likes and retweets.
Oh yeah, remember how he used Christina Grimmies murder as an excuse to act righteous and insult religion and people who were saddened? How he attacked her brother DAYS after he saw his sister get shot to death?
It's so cute how offended his asslickers get given that the man they financially support attacks others looks, beliefs, and politics in the name of MUH BROOTAL HONESTY. As he says, this is the real world! Get used to it!
Maybe you should actually eat some eggs instead of talking about them harley, You need the protein because its obvious you lack any sort of brainpower.
well done you stupid ugly cunt
you're a bad mother. you look like a used up cumrag stuck in the sceneqeen phase of 2008 and none of the other moms will ever take you seriously. gurrgles would probably have no problem going a round with your kid if he had the chance. he's a disgusting pervert and you spend your time with him.
now sage your derailing please or get out.
Lol your friends? Greg is not your friend but hey, keep throwing money at him; not our loss.
Don't you have a kid to raise anyway? Fuck off.
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gg outing yourself for hating on your own "friend" harley, Say hi to the monster truck!
Oh it's the alt-right bitch
Your makeup skills are shit, fatty!
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Harley just go back to grease's discord where you can brag about how you showed up all us ebul farmers; at this point you're just proving how right we are about all of onion's discorders being pathetic faggots
Thank you for proving my point, you truly have the ability and urge to always reply and get attention.
Everything is about you Harley, you are a sad excuse for a mother. Tell me, when your kid has a bruise, do you also tell them about the bruise you had in 2010?
You beg and plead for people to discuss you. You're not pro-ana? What the fuck are your tags and ana posts then? Your hair is burnt and the color is faded, just shave your head already. That is an embarassing look and you might wanna do this whole parenting thing different. Do you still reminiscence of high school? Are you that bitter at pregnancy and become pro-ana to get to live your high school fantasies back to back?
Your edge is stuck in 2000's and they are not your friends. You are people with things in common at best, that thing is being mentally slow. Extremely slow.
Ps. Being a farmer isn't a bannable offense in your retarded rules, yet you ban for it. Put two and two together, ask Greg sometimes about Dictionary suggestions, so you can finally figure what the fuck RULES mean.
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Can a lovely farmhand confirm if harley posted these both? How shitty to crap on someone you say is your own friend. :^)
Tut tut, doing illegal drugs, I'm sure grease would love being your friend now.>>429534
Hey dickhead nobody mentioned beccas mother, They mentioned harley being a mother so stop shitting up the thread.
Well ain't that fucking sad, we're attacking some poor Ana-chan; this being orchestrated by a life-size pg with bad makeup skills.
Eating their own indeed.
Y'know Gingerbeck, you really proved how accurate anon's description of you is: >>429541
Now, when are you gonna go and brag about your epic reading comprehension skillz
to the other faggots?
New England isn't part of the U.K. dumbass.
What's their purpose being here anyway? Trying to silence us talking about Grease? Lol k
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>>429484>not pro ana>brags about low low intakes on discord >follows accounts glamorizing EDs on her insta
Which is now private since she was called out on younow. There's a difference between being mentally ill and glamorizing mental illness while idolizing a man who exploits said mental illness
Billie, you mean "Billy" right? The fatass who's constantly in Onion's videos nowadays?
How sad, they're basically surfs to a nobody.
i was going to point that out as well, as a pysch major she should know the difference
Being gender dysphoria is a medical condition trans folks are treated for by…. transitioning. Lame is not transgender for IDENTIFYING as no gender or wanting to play with clothes and hair.
Fucking beautiful, anon. It captures her haggard soccer mom look to a tee. And so garish, like the way she uses color when she attempts to apply makeup.
I thought the same thing!
His teeth are disgusting. He needs a deep whitening and Invisalign. His mouth is so foul looking.
You guys are gonna love me for this,
Onision was on drunken peasants on their private show, it was fucking crazy. He answered to a bunch of stuff. They held his feet to the fire:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcV5yrKm-ew
The Onionfans are shitting up this thread, please make a new thread in /snow/ to discuss these mini-cows.
If you don't know how to link a new thread for them from /snow/ to /pt/, see https://lolcow.farm/info
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I kno rite, sexy!!
At 60min now
they did, but not much is coming of it it seems
I love how uncomfortable he must be with the girl smoking next to him, but shes pretty decent looking so he could let it slide I'm sure.
Sage for bullshit.
BEST Juiciest points: A bit near the first 20 minutes they question him a bit
They get a bit harsher around 40 minutes for about half an hour and really grill him for a while.
Then they watch some videos and then 2 hours 17 minutes in he sings "You Hurt Me" And admits he was just fucking around a lot back then he also mentioned earlier about how his religion was just him being young and they call it dumb (lol) THEN at 2 hours and 48 minutes they call him cringy and call him out for fake crying and finally at around 3 hours and 3 minutes they say they got criticism for being too soft on him before but they say well he was nice so they're decent back and then they say fuck it they can hate some of the shit he's done but in person he's ok.
Paul treated him the worst though (Thankfully)
I hate myself so let me watch further to confirm that this is a waste of time.>>429578
I hate you so much.
Most likely to cover his ass from getting sued>>429627
FFS I spent 30 minutes downloading it for no reason
??? Are you watching the PRIVATE SHOW
Because the private show that I linked hes there for 3 hours and there is some milk, he gets called out at 40 minutes and a few other times
I think he's using the depersonalization tactic, Shiloh once tried to sue but failed because she was in Canada at the time.>>429646
Yeah, and some of us spent three fucking hours watching a bunch of fat fucks and Onion regurgitating the same old shit we already know, which was only for forty minutes of "milk" along with Gregma's remarks on wanting to see people getting killed or injured.
It was a waste of our fucking time, I hope you're happy. Idiot.
Are you happy now? Idiot.
It is like an endurance test.
Are there timestamps or anything for the real drama? I don't want to watch that shit, and see the DP crew in my recommended.
Id love if her posts were stickered; I suspect it would be a laugh riot. It'd also be interesting to see how long she's lurked here.
What are the chances she's dumb enough not to proxy/vpn?
yeah I'm reluctant to this either. That's why I proposed just a simple answer to a question if she was the leaker. Considering they all lurk, it would create lotsa milk especially from Lainey, I think.
But it's mods' decision.
Yes please trash the thread up with snarky little insults like this one.
There's not any good milk right now anyway, so simmer down.
Hey now, just wanted some milk I didn't have to wade through hours of autism for, which definitely rules out ever touching that discord with a fifty foot pole either.
Hurry the fuck up and go full Waco, Gerg. We're bored.
This is actually fucking great. I fell asleep just around 2 hours though. Their fat man humor irked me but it is pretty great to see Greg's stammering and repeating the same phrase over and over bc he doesn't know how to answer his scandals face to face bc he can't script, control, or orchestrate what he says. Onion shit on Shiloh hard even going deeply personal. But as un-up-to-date DP is they do confront him about a good few fuckups and fuck with him a bit throughout. I def recommend anons to watch to see how onion reacts in this face cam live podcast setting, esp when addressing scandals it's quite an insight into how uneducated and full of shit he really is.
>is cool with hot alternative tattoo chick (one of DP gfs) sitting an inch from him smoking weed literally in his fucking face>basically flirts with this girl throughout>almost became billie 4.0>>429662
Why do greggles discord cronies keep posting in here? I wonder how mad onion is that his "friends" and patrons read and post in el-oh-el cow and talk shit about him and his wife. I wonder if he'll just Kirk out and mass block them all for betraying him and chaos insues. (Plz do)
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>When I'm single I'll take the first person who comes my way, most times.
>Sometimes they end up being haters too… Like I've dated someone where they ended up being a hater of me rather then a supporter.. Like I've had sex with a hater.. like shit.
Who is this "hater" he speaks of that he dated and was intimate with ? Like he talks about how people were sending him essays about what they person wrote prior to him dating them ??
This is around 53:51
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removed my account name
kek nice anon.
i love how he had to specify (really me) as if anyone he is private messaging would find this completely unbelievable and would need reassurance to cope with something so crazy and outlandish.
you hide on the computer all day onion we believe it's you
if you really wanted to set him off on a narc rage twitter rant you could tell him it's because of his comments on the whole texas hurricane thing.
he would go crazy.
are the exit surveys on patreon anonymous?
because i didn't exactly leave him a nice message in mine.. which would make it even weirder if he then went on to message me anyway?
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well thats awkward.
my exit survey featured on his latest patreon video, posted a day after he messaged me.
in response he basically said "well you cant mean that, you gave me a dollar! that must mean you want to make love to me and have my babies".
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here comes his narc rage over a hurricane
I haven't checked if this girl's vids have been posted in any threads here before, but it's not the first time he's done this. He got mad triggered
when she told him she removed her pledge because of his comments on the Manchester shooting.
sage for old milk
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Reuploaded new LaineyBot vid, should be good to go in a sec.https://vid.me/I26mZ
Lainey admitted she's never been to a bar. kek
Must be very exciting being married to onion boy and never leaving the house.
also SOOOO MEE! YAAAASS! BITCH I'M GAAAAAAAAAYYYY! I'M SHOOKETH! DADDYYYY
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(Ban evading is a no-no ;))
Complaining about a ban evading a ban
ugh can we just ban any of these fags that pay greg real money, do they not understand their opinion's and thoughts are worthless and literally have to pay a man just to compliment him 'in person'
someone tell Beck she does a massive disservice to the name Rebecca and is more pathetic than Lainey
the other ones who i will never bother to learn their fucking names are dull fat and ugly and no one is going to care if your character gets taken out next episode NO ONE HERE CARES ABOUT PATRON RELATED POSTS UNLESS GREG HAS OPENLY HIT ON SOMEONE.
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onion's attempt at being DEEP
1. That doesn't even make any sense, "should be the enemy" to who? what?
2. The first thing that came to mind was the blaire white debate where he disagreed with every single little thing despite them being true
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Did anyone see the reply thread for his Texas flooding Tweet btw?
Majority of replies are tips fedora
reaction pics kekhttps://twitter.com/Onision/status/902222343522488320
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looks like the patreon exit surveys are anonymous, anons you should be in the clear.
he most likely gets a notification saying "yournamehere deleted their pledge of X$" but I don't think he can see who wrote what exit surveys.
you should def try and contact patreon over this, shit's creepy as hell. He shouldn't be able to harass a former patreon over pulling pledges and publicize their exit info like this.
let us know if anything comes of it!
its from hot topic, i used to work there and remember selling that one kek
sage for nitpick
Onion doesn't make sense. His mom is a pothead, and he gave her a house (probably tax purposes, but still a house), and is close with her. He sits in a stuffy room for close to 3 hours with people smoking weed during the DP Podcast, one of which was next to him. Doesn't go on a shitfit about it. They even eat meat in front of him. Billy the Fridge smokes pot and eats meat. Onion doesn't openly bitch him out in vids or social media. Onion takes Billy out for food in exchange for appearing in videos, and Billy orders food with meat in it, as seen in videos. Onion's family members eat meat, too.
But Onion's known for dumping Billie because she smoked weed (though he said it was because it's illegal in VA and she could smoke it when she was of age for it to be legal in WA, and he was pissed she lied about it). He goes on rants about how weed smokers are weak-minded people, etc. All the shit about meat eaters. He briefly mentioned that he recently got into an argument with his mom about her openly discussing her weed use to him (or maybe his children were also present). He tells Cloggette that he can't be friends with someone who smokes weed, but he's obviously friends with people who do (unless that was all staged).
He's said he likes to confuse everyone's perception of himself, more or less. But he prides himself on honesty, too, supposedly.
That DP Podcast, Onion in that podcast, doesn't add up to who he claims to be. Who can riddle this? He can't be serious about the shit he says, regarding his black-and-white morals, can he?
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From his new video…
watched about two seconds of the DP podcast which was all i could bear although the song at the beginning was great, but:
who WERE those chicks with him on the couch? the purple haired fatty and the pot smoker?
i have to say it really fucks me off that anyone buys this bullshit 'it's just a character' crap. the anons on the joy thread have actually bought into this.
greg is not some poor tragic soul playing a part and getting unfairly fucked with; he's an asshole. i loathe this idea that some people have that this is some storyline or whatever. i have a feeling that skye, shiloh, adrienne and billie would all be very clear on the point that he's not playing around. he's a nasty fuckup and people need to stop cutting him any slack at all.
Lol because Skye, Adrienne,
Shiloh, Billie, and Ayalla speaking out about him totally verifies his "I just play a character!" claim. Same for Cyr, Dasha, Shane, Drew, Jaclyn and Social Repose. SR said onion is the same online as he is in real life. So.
most likely the sharp egg shells cut up his back a bit and the forceful impact irritated his skin.
he does have aggressive bacne though.
He doesn't have traps…all I'm seeing are his flabby, undefined shoulders and back. The sad part is that he probably was trying to flex for this picture but he has no muscle tone at all.
Anyway, it's probably a combination of bacne and abrasions/bruises from whatever he was hit with.
So Gergamel has different standards for women he wants to date than friends, which isn't unusual.
The problem is with friends it's inconsistent. He's open about being "straight-edge" but inconsistent on when those things he doesn't do are problems in his friendships or in general. One moment he understands different lifestyle choices. The next someone who happens to eat meat or smoke weed does something he dislikes and he spergeralizations. It's not about the person to Gerg. It's about what they can do for him. He'll overlook his convinctions. The moment they fuck up in his eyes the difference in those convinctions are used against them.
Hell, even with Billie it was inconsistent. He would've let her smoke when she was of legal age but then he spergs about stoners. It's about his butthurt, knocking others to raise himself up when butthurt, and power.
Gerg is hungry for collabs. Of course he'll overlook things the DP crew does but he'll talk about not wanting to kiss ass to get ahead.
Today's stream clips
Lainey sperging HARD about her ex bf and how everyone she ever dated has cheated on her.
Someone tells her she's not to blame for being cheated on, she says she is the only common denominator and so there has to be something about her that makes people cheat.
Starts ~dissociating~, eventually causing her to gtfo.
i honestly think she's telling the truth about her ex being crazy ):
sad she can't see greg is just as toxic
She'll look closer and closer to being a horse faced crack whore. Fried hair, over drawn brows,thin lips and a concave cheeks with cheap makeup. Gross.
However, I'm doubtful in her losing that much weight. She doesn't look frail or super thin/tiny/smol .. Just normal + stretch marks. Matter of fact doesn't look like she's lost any weight, just aged from stress.
Also, sage your post next time.
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The difference in having a "Daddy" lifestyle with Lainey is that Onision has had a history of jerking off too his mom fucking and pushing boundaries with wincest and receiving pedo images on his forums.
I feel sorry for his daughters future.
I think we're all baffled as to how Lainey could "have a psychology degree" and still be so inept.
The cold hard facts are that unless you're a CNA and changing bedpans for living an online degree is a participation certificate. It signifies nothing.
Lainey knows less than the average amateur studying psychology as a hobby.
She was with the ex for 3 and a half years until she was 17? Yet i remember she claims to have kissed like 42 people? That all happened before she was 14/15 years old or was she kissing during the relationship? Sounds like they both cheated on each other multiple times and the relationship sucked, just like her and onion. But at that point it was a dumb high school relationship. She decided to marry the next abuser straight away and birth his kids. Moron.
And now shes become an abusive bitch too. She wants her own girlfriend she can control and manipulate like onion boy gets to do with her, then attack her online/defame her. She did exactly what onion does to his ex's with billie. She can fuck off with her professional victim act.
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So instead of leaving the fucktard who is currently cheating on her, Plainey's train of thought goes like this:>Be sad>Post emo shit on social media>Forgive immediately >Pretend you "won"
David cheated on her multiple times but he only left him because she got a chance with an ~e-celebrity~. If Onion chose another childbride, she would still be with David.
Not only that but i think she sets guys up to cheat on her, look at Onision and Billie situation, i think she is a master manipulator just as much as gurgle.
She sets guys up to "cheat" if you know what i mean, "open relationships" "poly" "setting up special rules that are hard to live by" etc like get real i see right through her.
Ummm is nobody going to address the fact that his "aunt in law" found a 13yr old boy "hot"???
Brrrrr… There is so much wrong with this "family"..
Oops.. I has no excuse.
I is potato. I skimmed the post, will read thoroughly in future!
Can't post the webm but it's 90% people posting fedora shrek or laughing at Gregs shitty bait.
So what does he do?>y-y-you are just t-triggered stupid Christfags lmao atheism wins again
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> from the thread on snow
wonder how grease is going to feel once he finds out Harley is causing his longtime mods to withdraw their pledges.
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Now we enter depressed onion mode. He always seems to do this after he makes a fool of himself after a tragic event that he bashes.
Pretty sure neither of them one each other. She probably only loves the free ride (money), and he in his own words will cling to anything because he can't handle being alone.
Poor Greg can't attract anymore teen pussy anymore that isn't fat or a catfish.
I really think it's Harly doing damage control and trying to pass the blame onto beck to save her own ass with onion. Don't see why it matters he's never gonna fuck either of them anyway.
We should try to just move on from the topic though and back onto onion and Lainey they have their own thread now. I'm gonna assume any more comments like those or attempts to drag them into the spotlight on this thread are either plumberbeck or harley
we can only hope
but nah, let's be real
He definitely has or had a huge crush on Vix so that would be possible. With Ashlyn it's still in the beginning it seems. He's reading out her messages on stream but it's not that far yet that even onion would speak of love at this point.>>430310
Kek he surely needs to do something about the fact that she won't let him leave her
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Looks like he still sperging over the hurricane. Also is he possibly sucking up to deefizzy???? Or is he just trolling??
Dat eggplant and peach …
He wants people to call him gay so he can rage about how it was a joke in a video, and about the FAXXXXX !! This is the cheapest attempt at starting rumours and drama I've seen from him.
Try again Gregma.
I find the hurricane speech extremely hypocritical coming from someone whose life philosophy is 'I am whatever I wish to be'.
Yes, a hurricane is a hurricane ( like he's just a shitty human being ), but people can assign additional meaning to it.
Does he…not…ever see how weird he is?
It's just attention whoring. He craves attention on a pathological level that it doesn't matter if it's negative attention or if it ruins his life.
Shit, he probably got an angry boner from all the IRS attention.
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Billie's skin walker is getting more and more desperate for daddy gergs attention
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this is how irrelevant sarah is, wishing she was drawn by haters
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this is what she came out of fucking nowhere to ask about kek
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I don't think anyone cares about that dramawhore.
He claimed to have so much milk and that he was so ready to spill it and yet he has given us absolutely nothing.
Just another nobody trying to use lolcow for notoriety.
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wish she'd at least go for a tranny
greg would fucking lose it because he would HAVE to accept it as a "girl"
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In a perfect world, Doormat would hook up with Blaire White.
Blaire would do what every third member of the trinity does and ignore Doormat after the first day and spend the rest of the time raping Onion boy in the ass as Lameo pouts in the corner.
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As Gerg has been spamming deefizzy, while getting zero replies from him! Hilarious!
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I stole this from EO's Tumblr.
Should I delete it or nah?
I think you meant to say
"Do people believe Beck actually clogged up the toilet?
Because the answer to your original question is - Yes.
I do believe that the toilet is where Greg and Lainey asked her to deposit her feces that week she stayed at their home.
p.s. Greg said it smelled "stewy"
W-where else would she shit…
sage for complete personal and irrelevant but i read your comment when i low-key needed to hear that myself and it helped me understand things i was repressing. so thank you.
happy spending any time reading onion's garbage life actually helped my own
Hmm I don't think she clogged the toilet either. What teenage girl in 2017 would take pics of her about to scoop shit for a chat room of online friends?? Grease prob planned that so she could make a splash online for her big debut at the McMansion.
I'm fine calling her cloggergirl still though kek.
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Whether it was poop or wipes, or a combination of both, one of the first things she did upon arriving way clog the toilet. Greg and Lainey both ignored her private messages, as well as messages sent by Becks friends in Lainey's livestream chat.
I mean I don't know what to tell you. I think about two threads ago this and other screenshots were posted, including beck live blogging (in the discord) putting a plastic bag on her hand to removed the clog because Lainey and Greg were actively ignoring her. Apparently she also posted a pic of the actual poop that was removed by mods.
As embarrassing as this is for Beck, the whole Beck situation says so much about Greg and Lainey.
She must get so ragey that no one uses her ~*~SPECIAL PRONOUNS~*~
she clogged the toilet, unless it was a 'prank' but why did she act embarrassed on stream when people would bring it up
or is beck going to come on here next and tell us it was a punishment for smoking weed
I don't even care who Beck is I'm angry Gerg gets to fuck with yet another dumb girl's life. She's dumb as hell but how old is she? She's still more mature than he will ever be.
Can we just stop talking about her all together? She's probably self posting, she's boring, and she really should just disappear for her own health. I'd rather clear her name so Onion gets nothing out of this but she doesn't belong here.
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This article made me think of Gerg and his childbride. http://huffp.st/jEwLZ8p
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So it seems Greg has officially sold his set house for $250k, these documents show that not long after selling the set house he fully paid the mortgage to his main house (there is also speculation that he was given the set house from a late uncle, was there any proof of purchase? I think someone a few threads back showed the property documents on those) anyway, turns out he only pays around $600 per month in property taxes.. this all would have been correct as of the 1st of August yet in the mean time he has still persisted that he is struggling to cope and has not yet retracted his statements regarding having a mortgage to pay, which he stated was a few thousand a month… not sure how much of the set sale house he pocketed and how much he put on the main house, if any at all, but considering he no longer has a mortgage what bills could he possibly have now that exceeds the $5k Patreon? he is living in luxury yet still cries poor to his teenage fans.. disgusting.
Also, notice how he has he and Laim listed as a "married couple" whilst the people he sold his set house to were listed as "wife and husband" lol!
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>>430609> Derek Anderson> Katie Duncan
how have i never heard about these people
onion tracked down the first and beat him up lol?
idk who the second girl is, is she the 14 yr old he kissed? the guy in the video is hinting he's since spoke to the girl who is now 18 and might be ready to talk
oh! some possible upcoming milk, i hope so
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im kekkin already tbh
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isn't this giving onion boy more attention, replying to his dumbass remarks
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sorry for the samefag but looks like the seed has been sewn
"as far as relocating, figure out how to use a camera"
jesus its happening so fast
no he literally said
find out how to use a camera, i need a cameraman
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it's happening bois
bex and lainey on suicide watch
Isn't this an old tweet??
Saged for confusion
Ty anon! >>430694
Could the the man also mentioned on the Josh show/whatever "Derek Anderson" be related in some way to plainey?
The Katie thing would have happened post shiloh/Adrienne but pre taylor??
he was clarifying which ages he means when he refers to girls - something like 0-17
then he said little girls refers to prepubescents ie 0-10
thats all he said, there was no referral to kinks.
I mean, what he did to Adrianne can be considered rape. From what I've read, she now views the situation as a rape.
I honestly wouldn't put it past him. And I know he's all about "legality", but I don't think he can fathom someone not wanting him.
sounds very similar to adriene come to think of it, he's a slimy grease manlet
i hope this all comes out soon
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AJ has ~never~ said rape. She said it was a shit situation but she went into it with her eyes open. Since when did she start saying rape?
Calling something rape when the person who experienced it doesn't call it rape is a shit thing to do to them. Don't.
either way my dude, onion initial did force himself on to adrienne and she claims she asked him to stop and cool off, but then she just let him
she hasn't pressed charges so irrelevant. some people will view it as a rape, others will be more lenient because adrienne stated she eventually allowed it
either way you sound like you're defending a rapist
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Excerpts from Adriennes letter and the definition of coercion.
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Dunno, but there is an old post from 2012 on gurugossiper, something about him making her delete her instagram
I'll just leave this herehttps://www.pcar.org/blog/common-victim-behaviors-survivors-sexual-abuse
"It is common for survivors of sexual assault to initially deny they were abused."
Not definitively saying she was. Merely pointing out that her description of events is consistent with someone who was.
Katie Duncan milk seems stale af & there's literally no proof other than "OMG GREG IGNORED IT ON YOUNOW!"
Tall if you have proof, post it. If not can we please stop chasing terrible tinfoil theories like 14 year old girls, love childs & whatever else has been running amok in these threads.
this is a relevant post. the amount of derailing that has happened in the last 18-24 hours is extra.
what we do know is something this "joey show" or whatever he calls himself seems to have something that irks grease. it got under his skin enough he briefly addressed it by responding that he had nothing to say and until there was "faxx" and pictures provided he was not going to speak on the topic. there is something there. let's not get derailed on pontificating whether or not someone feels raped or not. that is her personal experience, we weren't there and unless she came out and said it, it's become a moot point and serves nothing more than to derail. we need to focus on this girl, every time she was brought up grease froze in stream and got extra stern or otherwise short with his discord group. the name means something to him. we need to find out what. saged for blogpost
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HER FUCKING HAIR. Lol.
I'm convinced Lainey and Greg are manipulative liars that say anything for views.
I'm going to summarize this video in a second.
Lainey avoids 90% of the viewers because they are underage.
Also Lainey only chooses girls who look like Billie.
They are not romantically involved, that is their mutual friend who has a kid and was in Gregs shitty Jake Paul video with her baby in a stroller, all while lainey was at home.
Also who takes their baby to go make shitty cringe video with 3 grown men.
I like how Madison looks uncomfortable with Lame next to her. >>430922
She must've recently dyed it. Her hair looks nasty and dead! Lmao >>430923
I take it baby-daddy's not around much.
This girl is at least more in space prince's league. >unfortunate face and body and personality >will only talk to 10/10 insta girrrlllsss
Lainey is a female neckbeard.
oh shit i SWEAR i thought it was beck for a sec, i thought i was tripping
Then i remembered it's that girl from gurgle's videos, the one who has a kid
too cute for both of them the them imo
He's probably doing that so his real
name won't be found on anything web-related. If you look at his old sites before he became ~famous~; he had his original name plastered all over the place, pretty much begging for dat e-fame.
Onion and TAA have been mortal enemies from years back. They even almost went on Steve Wilkos but TJ chickened out. So I was shocked when I saw TAA and DP say they like Greg now. The reason they don't believe Billie is because TAA has done just as fucked up shit (the entire tranny situation) and Ben(one of the hosts) is a sociopath and tried to fuck Billie after she contacted him. I'm not shocked they took a liking to onion, they all are of the same ilk.
Either way what's done is done. I just think it's hilarious TAA has to move to his parent's basement after losing his YouTube ad money and DP is ending. I wonder before how long Greg has to move back with his mom as well and Lainey leaves him. This YouTube Ad-pocalypse is great.
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is he gonna take the bait
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when did he put his speaks channel on his twitter? interesting how he didn't put the paid channel link..
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The sloppy udders sure don't help when they're connected to the lifeless hag that is lainey. Didn't gerg divorce skye for being depressed and depressing? he sure has a way of getting bubbly girls and turning them into depressing wash cloths. No wonder he's been sad-posting on twitter so much.
is that a huge bruise on her boob or a shadow? jesus.
either way, i know lainey was going for a grungey artsy look here but really this just painfully highlights her flaws.
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Idk about then but she looked extra scuffed in one of her semi-recent videos. Pic related.
(that looked like a bruise)>>431005
Maybe Grease is into some kinky shit after all.
They are trolling though. Just as we are. We all know that it's fun to troll Onion. I kek'ed. >>430919
What are the social media sites of the girl?
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So what do we make of this then?
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…even though her hair was only that color for like 2 days.
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Did perhaps a fan draw this again without her paying them or at least acknowledging the artist behind the design?
Is it perhaps a patreon who is paying her, so she can profit off the merch?
I would rather kill myself than wear that shit.
Looks more like Billie than Laimey.
Is the artist trolling?
Lainey>long face (aka the footface)>small eyes that she constantly makes even smaller by squinting>longish nose>paper thin lips
Shirt design>cute heart shaped face>big doe eyes>tiny button nose>voluminous, plump lips
Shirt design looks more like Billie tbh.
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it's literally you vs the girl he tells you not to worry about
impressive work anon
Thank you farmers <3!
I just used warp features on my Meitu phone up, it turned up easier than expected
I really hope she sees this and it sours her mood and she starts emo tweeting x2.
btw I'm still laughing about this an hour after seeing it initially. Too accurate.
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I think it might be. Found the same thing but the last name had been changed to Eaton now.
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Sage for more Katie Duncan speculation and possibly unrelated… That girl from previous screenshots (Katie Duncan/Eaton) has a completely empty Google+ account save for two posts. Somebody commented on a post from 2012 a day ago though. Seems random as hell, right? Onision or someone digging around who's trying to contact her from a throwaway account? Whoever this Farrell is, that profile picture is a stockphoto type picture.
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Once again sage for possibly OT
NOT the same YT account as Katie Eaton's obviously. Screenshots are from archived copies that's why the comments show up as "1 hour ago". For the record, the Onision video is about Joy. Since they are a month apart, this particular Katie Duncan (no proof it's the relevant one) seems to be somewhat invested in Onion drama.
I thought the same but it seems so far-fetched. You can find that comment from 2015 by googling "Katie Duncan" Onision and click through to her profile. Why would he be googling that? Or did he get to her profile in another way? Surely if he actually knew her, he'd have a better way of contacting her than a G+ post from 2012.
The fake throwaway account seems suspicious and he's known to use those. But I just feel it's a lot more likely it's some random person digging around for information.
ive been away for a while, not bothered paying any attention to for a month or so at least. i just go and check his channel and see you have to pay for his videos? hahaha this is a new low. cant even see his views.
an hero when?
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It seems as though he has been taking videos that were pay to watch and manually making them free after a certain period. His subs are getting scammed. Paying to watch his old shit and his new shit ends up being viewable eventually. His patreon people who are paid subs are paying for videos twice that end up being free LOL
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His "Crying in the shower" video is paid and seems to not have gotten much traffic kek
Siccsca is the name of his religion, right?
and Ive read somewhere that he came up with his current last Avaroe because his mother or him said a "spirt" said to change his name to that.
THIS IS PERFECT PLAIN
Holy shit. Next thread pic, please? If someone can shoop Gerg's head on the body that would be amazing.
Top kek drawfaganon, skills are top notch.
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I think we can put macandcheesefairy to rest, she went live on ig some hours ago and looks nothing like the girl in Greg's kitchen.
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Yep and just for reference here's the screencap from it. Spoiler because his face will give you nightmares.
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To bring this over to the main thread, onion has made his patreon income invisible which shows once again what a shady bastard he is. I also checked plainey's site but her's is still showing the amount.
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I'm bringing this over from the temp thread.
this explains sarah's spite visit.
gregma never even thinks to consult lainey his wife before sending out McMansion invites.
I didn't catch that, thanks for posting it here. The temp threads were such a hassle to keep up with.
I'm so happy we're back to normal, and 100% ready for the fall of onion.
i think it's okay to consider this true without proof because the anon didn't want to reveal their identity.
it's relevant information and you should sage meta posts
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So fucking lazy. He said he went "raw vegan" before because he didn't feel like reading labels and "learning the lingo," but still wanted to be able to say
he was vegan. But half the processed garbage in his "what vegetarians eat" video (aka the MY VEGETARIAN BOOOODEEEEEEH video) wasn't even vegetarian.
From the Freelee video, here's his "food log": https://www.instagram.com/onisionfood/
I'm no vegan, but I'd guess that bread might not be.
If he doesn't give full details, people can't even "check" him like he asked.
The first picture is supposed
to be a pb&j burrito, who the fuck eats a tortilla like that?!
My guess is that the bread has whey and/or honey in it, and that flour tortilla is made with lard (so, not even vegetarian), since he refuses to check labels.
It's practically impossible to be vegan if you're unwilling to check ingredients and learn what is and isn't vegan.
I love that Gregma remains on his high horse about his diet and VEGETARIAN BOOOODEEEEEH, but in actuality, has a shitty diet and
shitty body, and won't even put in minimal effort to improve them.
He's trying to cure a genetic condition with fish oil?
It is so beyond me why this girl wants to live with them so badly. Gregma and Plainey and
24/7 crying children? No thank you.
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It's also suspected she developed a crush on Onion at some point too.
does this girl have friends that arent gurg and lamey? hopefully this is about another boy and not onion
but ik it probably isnt
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She likes to vague tweet/tumblr post just like Lainey. Here's another one from her tumblr from last year.
I don't get it either, especially because it's the WORST time Sarah could visit. The IRS house tour is this Monday.
I honestly don't think Greg can get away with saying she's a nanny or is helping with video production.>>431353>is gurg the failure of youtube?
Sarah always refers to Lainey as they/them, she's never used he/him (inb4 she suddenly starts).>>431350
She's mentioned before she's not 100% gay. It's in one of the older threads somewhere.
Ooh, gotcha, thanks anons.
It's Saturday night… I wonder what they're all up to. It makes me kind of glad that Gurk doesn't drink. I feel like he would be a violent drunk.
Lol I guess you're right, I can be an immature piece of shit sometimes but I don't get how Sarah is unable to see how creepy the onions are and how much it's going to damage her. >>431369>>431370
I guess I'm lucky that I have good parents. Sorry if it offended anyone!
where did she say >Instead he fell in love with the third. Sometimes I feel OK with it, sometimes I don’t. I feel like if he ever loved me, he wouldn’t have opened his heart up to her. I don’t feel as though I love her, but he does. So I feel like a third wheel.
He kinda warned me that it might happen and I was OK with it. I was so dumb. I’m not OK with it. But I feel like it was my fault for going along with such a stupid idea.
Now she has to come over every month or he locks himself in his office and “works” and won’t help out with our son.
I hope this isn't from the suspicious reddit post
well you could bring up that lainey has a separate bank account.
I think greg literally pays for everything in the house and Lainey prob just pays for her phone bills and things she was at the moment. She even said she has no fucking idea how bad the money issues are or whats going on with the IRS
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also makes sense since she considers shane her best friend and speaks so highly of him (and seems v genuine of it always). onion calling drew ugly and shane fat and now trying to collab with trisha? what a mess…
she's just a troll, lowkey i'm convinced she's some kind of genius bc she's rich af off the content she makes
I feel like she did post this about gerg because at that point, he was still suggesting she could be added to their trinity, and she was hoping to edge in once billie was gone. I feel like she didn't actually like him, but is so far up lameo's ass she really wanted to be part of their trinity, and be the second lameo and stay with her forever. She has a creepy ass obsession with lainey for some reason. She is basically to lameo what lameo is to gerg, but started at an even younger age.>>431362
She seems like those people who think being loyal to your friends is above all morality. She ignores everything that lameo and gerg do wrong, because lameo is her best friend, and she thinks she has to stick by her no matter what. Its a juvenile way of thinking. You could also tell she was a whiney baby in the joy broadcast where she acted like what lane did to her was more terrible than anything onion has ever done to anyone. Typical selfish teenager thinking only about herself and her own feelings. Whining about how she had to leave the house where she was free to do whatever she wants and get paid money for doing nothing. And that was the WORST THING EVER, whereas what they did to billie did not even come close, or what onion has done to his other ex's. Middle school/high school age kiddos are the most selfish self-absorbed gremlins there are.
Hopefully she does a selena and gets a life, meets other people, gets into a relationship, and moves on from lameo. But this girl has 100% lost it in this lameo fantasy like lameo lost it in the onion fantasy and is planning her life around her. Shes most likely back to establish residency in washington or so she can get cheaper college there, which was her plan before. Or is using staying with them as an excuse as "just visiting the colleges". Then instead of enjoying college life, shes going to spend all her time on lameo and continuing to be her babysitter. Hopefully she develops some friendships and gets a gf/bf outside of the nutso space prince, and moves on. Shits looking grim ever year she spends sucking lameo's ass. Just how every year lameo has been far up onion's ass has cemented her being a hopeless loser and awful human. >>431385
Another reason why he prob wanted to collab with her. To get to shane. Didnt he just make a mean video with freelee shit talking her? Lol.
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sage for old milk but here's troy walking into laineys broadcast from the temp board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEK-m1QTlkU
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you gotta wonder how many people hate-follow his twitter
Savage. I still can't believe he boasted about calling her a faggot during sex. Lainey is so broken, it's pitiful.
This fucking video always kills my soul. His sweet little voice sounds so innocent.
I am praying that those children aren't as neglected as it seems like they are.
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Who in the FUCK orders mashed potatoes with a side of French fries? I'm triggered
. No wonder his body is such shit.
He said he didn't know the mashed potatoes came with meat gravy, and the next picture he posted is green beans with bacon in them. He said he couldn't eat either of them. How hard is it to ask if something is vegan/has meat in it? Mashed potatoes from a non-veg restaurant usually have dairy in them, too, and sometimes fries are fried in animal fat. If he couldn't be bothered to ask if there's meat, I doubt he thought to ask what kind of oil they use.
THEN the next photo is a picture of a burger, which looks like a Gardenburger, on a white bread bun. Gardenburgers contain dairy, and the bun probably has dairy or honey in it.
Why does he suck so much at literally everything he does?
Sage for blogposting - I feel for his troubles cause I'm currently trying to go vegan and it's so much harder than just cutting out meat, especially in my country and on a limited budget.
But holy SHIT what pisses me off is that he is so goddamn braggy about "going vegan". If you don't bother to put in the effort, then you don't get the moral bragging rights! Don't log your food on a fucking instagram (without ingredients or anything) and expect people to call you out, check the labels BEFORE you eat it. And if the word 'vegan' isn't anywhere on the menu you can't expect your food to be vegan. Shouldn't he know already to exclusively order from a vegetarian menu OR ask waitstaff to make sure it's vegetarian anyway?
They're eating at Black Bear Diner and according to their menu, it is
a Gardenburger. Those have mozzarella & cheddar cheese in them, as well as whey. Also, their fries have cholesterol, which means there is some kind of animal product in them.
The ridiculous thing is that he couldn't have eaton those as a vegetarien either which he supposedly was for years before that??
I feel as if he made this instagram to show everyone how "hard" it is to be vegan and that he has to give up because of that. There's basically no easier place to be vegan than the US. Fast food places like Taco Bell, Chipotle, Dominos, etc. all have vegan options. >>431475
Good for you, anon. You'll get the hang of it, but it can definitely be harder in some countries! Just remember that you don't need expensive fake meats and cheeses. But I feel you when eating with family or going out sometimes. >>431479
No, dietary cholestoral comes only from animal sources. Doesn't mean that vegans always have good cholestoral levels, though.
Black Bear Diner is definitely a bad choice for a vegan, but they said that they welcome special requests.
It can raise cholesterol because it's high in saturated fats. But it's cholesterol-free.
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Yeah but there's no need to call each other names or just fucking fight because cholesterol, we're no longer in the temp thread remember?
Anyway, Shitgurl gets ganged up on over a DC character (or Heath Ledger)
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And Gregma telling us go much he loves Metal Gear
I wonder if he made this because we make fun of his terrible eating habits so much. He's only proving us right.
That gross ass sandwich tho. :(
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He's looking more and more like his dad every year
>peep that forehead dent tho
This may be kind of weird but semi related to tomato did anybody see tomato talk to euginea cooneys middle aged fan zorkmid? He visited his younow and was talking about onion highly and all https://youtu.be/KviUcmVZpcU
warning tho zorkmid can be a bit cringe
Well, he was bitching at Billie (who is
vegan) for making her zucchini noodle casserole because "it's nasty ew don't eat it!" so there's that.
She's not vegan. She started eating meat just before the break up around Christmas time, she went vegan when she started dating Greg and Taylor to impress them.
She might still be veggie though since drew is one.
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Its obvious this is about the onion
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Trisha Paytas, an actual confirmed mess on her youtuber persona and
her personal life, calling out onision? its so beautiful. like that bitch has a million mental problems herself and even HER knows that onion is fucked. and she's right too. like she's a wreck and an attention whore and all but she's not married or has kids, so the only person she's hurting is herself. onion destroys everyone around him >>431194
she reads gurugossiper, so i wonder if she's been on lolcow too (since she seems to be obssesed with yt drama).
Wait, who reads gurugossiper again? Trisha or one of the exes? I'm confused.>>431582>>431589
Shane Dawson and the rest of the Dawson squad are quite mental too, nobody's really innocent here.>>431584>>431588
He's a banana, remember? That's like, cannibalism!
I'd still rather have trisha as a mom than onion and the trans-trending abomination.
Speaking of the abomination, she officially made her new beauty channel "beauty bot". she announced it in her new video while she wore a rugrats shirt and overalls along with her fucked up billie-wanna be hair and ugly glasses. Its a good thing her kids arent old enough to be embarrassed by their mom's stuck in middle school fashion sense.>>431593
How is shane dawson even comparable to onion? He has some body issues and typical youtuber attention whoreyness that comes with the job, but otherwise hes pretty normal and well-adjusted. I dont even think trisha is on the same level of sociopath narcissist horrible human being as onion is, let alone shane.
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I was watching freelee's vid with onion and ew?? is that water damage on his wall??
She streams every day/night, and gets anywhere from 3,000 - 50,000 bars. The latter is extreme, though. I'd say she averages at 6-7,000 bars a day.
The kicker is that she's partnered with Younow and has her own subscribe-button, but claims she doesn't know how you buy bars, how much they cost or how much of a percentage she gets when people tip her.
She also started really sucking dick for bars right after CuddleGate 2.0, and thanks everyone for their bars and likes.
>A volcano a day keeps Lainey gay
she and her idiot stans keep begging for likes, volcanoes (55,000 bars I think) and helicopters (35,000 bars).
>If I get a helicopter, I'll show you guys the puppy!
We've already seen it, you dumb cunt, it's just a fucking puppy. She has a fan that keeps doing her bidding for her, and she spams the chat with "guysss, we need to get to 100,000 likesssss".
The first time she got a volcano, she left the stream after 5 minutes anyway because Greg was probably done looking after his kidlets.
Lol shes mastered the playing dumb shtick. She probably knows exactly how much each thing on younow is to the penny. But shes lying out of her asshole to make it sound like she doesn't care about money that much.>>431632
Her "fame" is getting to her head and shes becoming greedy. She becomes more like onion boy by the day. Shes even making a second channel like onion does for the extra money. I hate her and onion boy both. I cant wait until their marriage implodes and they start attacking each other/trying to defame each other. Lameo will act like a professional victim while onion boy rages on and tries to claim her channel as his.
Absolutely. She pretends she doesn't know what stuff costs or how much she makes on her channels and streams, but we all know she's rubbing her hands and smiling with her gremlin face and strong underbite when the money rolls in. She knows
how much the bars are. It's her god damn job.
And she e-begs so much on Younow, not only for bars and likes but for makeup and vain shit. On a stream this summer someone said they'd get her a Morphe pallet (they didn't, tho), and she yelled to her sister that she was getting free stuff with the smuggest look.
Lainey is a two faced, sketchy bitch.
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KEK at his fans noticing he's only eating processed food and refined sugars.
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>This is vegan, yeah?
It's literally a can of water, you dumbass.
>It is but you want to stop the process food. That would include carbonated water. Drink juice, vegan milk, smoothie and water
she bugs me more than onion boy at this point She thinks she can ignore and play dumb about her husband guilt tripping people for money and lying about their situation. However, she NEVER says the opposite of it, and just opened up her patreon conveniently at the same time to benefit from her husband's e-begging and pretending like they are in a super financial crisis. She thinks since ~she~ isn't saying it, then its not her fault if people donate to her assuming all those things. She flat out parades all the gifts she gets, the new puppy, talks about getting new tattoos, etc. And doesn't once say anything about onion boy fake crying on camera for donations. Instead, she acts dumb like oh i just bought all this shit since i dont really know whats going on oopsie~~ let me continue to buy more shit anyway but im not going to say we are not in a financial crisis, daddy onion knows best~ donate to me!!!! She is so scummy.
Every single one of his ex's is much more talented than her, but this footface is the one who is the actual manipulative evil bitch who will make money off his fame, and ignore any morality, but she acts like shes better than them. Yeah you stuck with onion boy longest because you are also a dumb evil cunt like him, whereas they had some dignity and some basic human emotions.
Also this narcissist cunt had to go and breed with her narcissistic husband. I have no hope those children wont grow up with severe mental problems.
I fucking can't wait. She'll probably suck on her pink essential oil-vape and be really salty. Snarky lainey is hilarious.>>431662
Isn't her makeup channel soon going to launch, too? lmao that'll be a wild ride.
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I wish Cyr would take Dasha to the grease mansion so she could just terrorize him.
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Sorry for long post but here you go. I wanted to lay out how much the make so you guys can truly understand how much financial suffering the Onions are going through.
Youtube bux (Claims about 1,000 per month but of course you would be stupid to believe anything that comes out of his mouth. For all calculations, I'll be using the lowest Social Blade numbers)
Social Blade Figures:
$377 - $6K Estimated Monthly Earnings
$1.1K - $16.9K Estimated Monthly Earnings
$1.1K - $18.1K Estimated Monthly Earnings
$81 - $1,318 Estimated Monthly Earnings
Totaled Social Blade Earnings:
$2,658 - $42,318 Estimated Monthly Earnings
(Patreon takes 5% of successfully-processed payments.)
$4,500 per month ($4,275 with the 5% taken out)
Onison Paid Subscribers
Merch Sales (Shirts/Phone Cases) (Remember they don't pay for any art they use)
Younow and Twitch
Abandoned Youtube channels
TOTAL NOT INDUCING MISCELLANEOUS
$6,933 per month
$249 - $4K Estimated Monthly Earnings
$1,509 per month ($1,433 with the 5% taken out)
3,000 - 50,000 bars daily (she averages at 6,000-7,000 bars a day) (6,500 Bars cost $49.99)
90,000 - 1,500,000 bars monthly
Based on her average I would estimate she pulls about 1,500 a month
Reselling Clothing/Sponsor provided items
TOTAL NOT INDUCING MISCELLANEOUS
$3,182 per month
The Onion's Estimated Monthly Earnings: $10,115
Again this is based on the lowest numbers and dose not include miscellaneous earnings.
Saying this was Gregma's full time job, that would put him being paid roughly about 35 dollars per hour.
Lamy would be paid about 15 dollars an hour, of course this doesn't count miscellaneous. That very well put Lainey's earnings much closer her husbands.
No wonder she scoffs and the idea of getting a real job.
If I missed something just let me know.
Delivery was meh, but I still think it's funny how obvious this is to everyone but Onision.
That's 10k too much for those spoiled greedy cunts.
IRS can't come and take away their money soon enough.
Is Sarah being a nanny for free?
I'll do it. I'll report back with my liver failure.
It seems to me like Gregma also claimed the majority of his house as a deduction too. In his IRS house tour video, he doesn't explicitly state this, but he does make a point to say he uses basically every little space in his videos. Hallway, stairs, closets, pantry, etc. When you're filing taxes as someone who is self-employed, it's possible to write off part of your rent/mortgage based on the percentage of your home used exclusively for business, like a home office. Realistically he could probably write off his editing/green screen room, since that's all the room would be used for, but that's probably it. However, it sounds like he wrote off basically his entire house just because he used it in a video at some point. It seemed like he even wrote off the kids' rooms, since he points out that that's where guest collaborators stay.
He heavily implied his entire house was "for business". Makes no sense. He could make his videos in a trailer house or a public park.
I love that karma is biting his privileged ass in the form of the IRS.
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Gregma finally ate a fruit! And then followed up with… more white bread and some drab-looking ramen.
His VEGETARIAN BOOOOOOODEEEEEEEEH
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Gregma going in on PewDiePie for saying 'nigger.' Desperately clawing for relevancy.
Projection much? He almost called his viewers faggots on Younow when they called him a narcissist which does prove his point that he does it a lot in private. Plus he calls Lainey one in bed.
But Greg and Taylor are so LGBT friendly! Lainey is like a black girl married to a white guy calling her a n*gger in bed lol. But she doesnt see it
Man that fruit does look tasty! Then I remembered its on a dirty counter. Ew.
Microwaved ramen noodles with more bread?? Sigh
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it's one of the rewards that you can be gifted on younow
also lainey is streaming rn with someone
Thank you anon lol I was really confused
Also the girl she's streaming with is wearing a foundation 2 shades darker than her skin, wtf
a person who indulges in hypocrisy.
someone in the chat "it's beck"
lainey: no it's not beck
no hope for toilet
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God, she and her Stans are fucking insufferable. SHe just talked about how her grandma passed away, and this Logan-person has been begging
for bars on lainey's behalf
Worst part is if someone confronted Lainey about how pathetic it is to have someone beg for her, she'd just say "i don't control them, idk what to do". Absolutely pathetic, Taylor.
Hey guyss pls vote for me on maxim!!!>looks like a fucking swamp monster
Hey guyss pls support me on patreon!>nobody has ever seen her in anything other than onion videos where she pushed a stroller and let her kid hang out with Billy the Degenerate Fridge
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>Why are you broadcasting under girls?
>OH MY GOD. THERE'S ALWAYS CIS MALES ON HERE THO??? WHO GIVES A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
~muh poor smol delicate bean prxnce & she damn surprise beaver frond~
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she's been trying to ride off of the Onions' coattails for some time, it seems.
Also she has a video of an ultrasound on YouTube called "our diagnosis", real classy to make money on your botched kid, ya moron. This Madison can't be right in the head, she looks awful and could probably outshine the beaverest beaver with those teeth.
Her reasoning for streaming under #girls always change, too. She's said it's because they don't have an agender tag, because she's "allowed" to be feminine sometimes, because it's easier to trend (make money), and now because ermehgerd, cis males do it.
Fuck you, you greedy transtrender.
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>Says the white cis male
Lol OK gurg
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lolllllll this hypocrite
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420 lol be mad
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Becca keeping the peace, i hope onion texted Tomato about supporting a ~racist~ and posts their private convo like he does with everyone
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white person vs another white person, its like that double spider-man meme
Lol, exactly. If white people don't get to decide if it's okay - they shouldn't be able to decide when it's NOT ok either.
This gatekeeping piece of shit.
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God this SJW shit just enrages me.
Cognitive dissonance is THICK in this one.
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spot da difference
fucktard on the right is better at makeup
and that's saying something
She used to be cute in an average, girl next door kind of way. I dont say this about many people but she looked so busted. How can onion even try to be condescending when she looks so shitty?
Squinty eyes, bad haircut, color doesnt suit, pallid skin, thin and cracked lips, pointy chin, skinnyfat, tacky fashion sense, clownish makeup.
He should never judge another girl again.
Yeah what >>431879
said. Hes an idiot and equates giving up 2 guinea pigs to the cost/effort of care of buying a new, unvancinated puppy. I wonder how he'll try to explain that to the auditor.
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He says Faggot when he's angry, he was laughing about saying that to Lainey while they were having sex. Shows that he hates her so much he's even angry that he's fucking her, probably wishes it was Billie.
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These are definitely those microwave noodles from a pouch, but it's good that he finally figured out he needs to eat a vegetable every once in a while, whether he's vegan or not.
To quote the IRS on paying them back on a balance,>To determine if the taxpayer can full pay, the calculation must be based on the balance due of all outstanding liabilities, inclusive of penalties and interest, at the time the offer is received. Since the balance due at the time of the offer submission is used to determine ability to fully pay the liability, the taxpayer’s income and equity in asset should also coincide to the offer submission date.
>Exception: If the taxpayer acquires an asset during the offer investigation, the equity in the asset may be included in the determination of the ability to full pay the liability.
In laymans terms, if you claim to be broke or in financial problems, any weird acquisitions during an investigation will be regarded in the means of your ability to pay. Getting a dog implicates that Onion has extra income, since he can afford the maintenance of a new dog. Thus a smaller sum for him to pay might not become an option, as he has shown that he has the extra income to buy another dog and take care of it.
Aka if you are investigated, do not buy anything you dumb fuck as you are providing IRS ammunition to slap you with as big of a fine as they want.
lol yeah right, like Gregma would ever even consider
living within his means.
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sage for OT but I unlocked this playing Killing Floor with my gf earlier and fucking lost my shit on discord voice for a solid five mins
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I edited to be more relevant to my interests
i wish someone could make a grease mcmansion horror survival game.
maybe when I get free time I'll play around with some visual novel maker
>You've been invited to your favorite Youtuber house>Get out without getting confined in the basement
For real, we know how bad Putinka is, and for this exact reason a Dasha vs Onion confrontation would be gold. Even more if we can see it. I want a Younow catfight between them so bad, imagine how Dasha would completely destroy him. Joy and Blaire got nothing on her.>>431666
Wow, and he doesn't even turn the heat on during winter. Scroogenision.
damn anon spoiler that shit i almost died. this shit scary!
at least james charles is super young and still hasn't figured out his style yet (ergo him copying every insta trend). but lainey is grown, a mother of two, with no real style of her own. the haircut and color doesn't suit her, the hat is all wrong, the glasses doesn't suit her, the makeup doesn't suit her, etc etc etc. like she should know better what works for her now. but she just copies shit at random. its so bad. theres no excuse
It happens at around 11:10.
And I feel you, I got blocked a month ago lol. His ego is so low he can only handle asskissers replying to him
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Actual image of Plainy (left) and Gerg (right) welcoming Macncheesefaggot to the compound
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Anybody see this?
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I think he's talking about the IRS.
UGH, I'm so thirsty for this milk.
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From the video in which Onision defends blackface.
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lol, he deleted all instances of the word "faggot" on his Twitter.
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I noticed that too.
Here's Lainey being equally guilty of throwing slurs around.
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I would love for him to go up to a group of black people while he's in blackface.
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He is being full of shit again
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LMAO what is he talking about? Ratings are still enabled on YouTube, including seeing the ratio.
Maybe YouTube disabled them just for him?
oh jeez i didnt realize the censoring before but yeah he probably thinks jews is a slur
he's so fucking stupid
anon, look at the screenshot again and read carefully
he means you can't disable ratings, you can only hide the ratio
God I hope NO ONE sends her PR packages just because she's putting on makeup please god. Sometimes I think she just bandwagons for free shit and money.
She is going to show people how she does her horrible makeup and give people bad advice because they only watch her or someshit.
Just saw this too.
It's amazing that he is low-key blaming turbo tax for everything.
Also, if he and lainey are making, what, about 10K a month, or 120K a year? They can pay off that debt pretty fast. But of course, he is just going to make a gofundme for it like the piece of shit he is.
he's such an idiot lmao he's so transparent
"apparently there are rules"
welcome to the world gurg
he keeps saying "I wasnt educated on these taxes" instead of saying "I didnt know about these taxes" or something like. they both shift the blame from himself onto other people
you're in your 30s you dumbass, you should know about taxes by now.
"i wish i had gotten audited last year" again putting the blame on them. why didnt you get me sooner!!!! oh gosh if i had known!!!!
you really thought you could write off a whole entire house as a business expense? you're either a liar or you're stupid and i guess he's taking the route that he's stupid, but it's not his fault he's stupid. no one came into his home and talked to his insufferable ass about how taxes work
What a fucking moron. What kind of fucking idiot gets the idea in their head that they can buy a whole fucking house, TWO Teslas, and all of the other stupid shit he wrote off, that they clearly also use for non-business purposes, and write them off as business expenses? Laws are very clear that a business expense is ONLY a business expens. He's trying to play dumb and innocent and while he's very dumb I'm so sure he knew what he was doing was wrong. In what world do people get to live the life he and his family do and write it all off as business?
Newsflash Gertrude: your existence is not a business expense just because you have a (dwindeling) YouTube channel.
Damn, I thought he was going to cry again and I am disappoint.
Hey guys, I talked to the IRS today, and a representative of taxaudit.com, and I got some really bad news. And the bad news is that there's certain tax laws that… I did not know about. And one of these tax laws is telling you that you can not deduct more than 1/29th of a business property acquisition each year. Wow. I wish anyone told me this. So I deducted 100% of a property I bought the first year, thinking, so I spent this amount of money on a property, so I can deduct that full amount on my taxes because all that money went to business. It made sense in the way that you would be able to pay for something in full right away and not have to deplete yourself with interest over time. So when you pay in full, you save money. It's a good business move. Well, to the IRS, you just did something that contradicts what their behavior is. You're now going to have to stretch out what you just paid off over 30 years. It doesn't really make a lot of sense, a lot of you are probably lost as to what I'm talking about right now. But the point I'm getting to is that I have made large purchases for business reasons exclusively, or at least divided down the middle business, and I have counted those on my taxes right away when apparently there are rules, you have to stretch things out over years, and that is generally horrifying because it means that after Adpocalypse, after I lost so much money and now that I'm making not even a tenth of what I used to, now that I'm making so much less, and I even told them I wish they had audited me last year because then I would've known this before I had a financial plummet, so uh, at least 150000 is what I probably owe at this point, or I will owe, but that's what it's looking like, and this is generally [jumpcut]
So I will start a Kickstarter to have you guys help me pay for this, but I don't … this is my screw up. I screwed up hard. I was not educated on those taxes, and I used Turbo Tax. And I hoped that they would educate me on those, but Turbo Tax didn't have a pop-up dialog that said "Hey, when you claim this property, you can only claim 1/29th of it". Never got a pop-up dialog saying that. So it's a tough one. I do have a Patreon, you guys keep me going, especially now that we know I have at least 150k in debt to the IRS. 150-300k I'm guessing.
He says he owes "at least $150k," but that it could be anywhere between $100k–$300k. But he's just guessing on all of these figures.
Putting financial details out there like this is so tacky.
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has Greg finally lost his marble?
his house is in fact conveniently in Puyallup
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it was a hoax, apparently
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Plainey's ~everyday makeup routine~https://sendvid.com/kcgdsst1
I don't think I'm going to lose my house for sure because they have payment plans for the IRS and while the interest rate is killer, uhm… it could be possible. I don't know. The saddest thing is that you work so hard and you think you're doing things the right way. I have ten years of working every single day or almost every day, sometimes I would take a day off like once every few months or something… but you work so hard for so long to achieve a goal and you think you're successful, you just, you think that you're wealthy, you think that everything's good… and you think that in America you worked really hard to achieve something awesome. When in fact you haven't achieved much at all. And it's all a lie. That's what's pretty difficult about this, I thought that my hard work actually got me something and that me investing in all these repairs and all these business expenses etc just in that moment was a tax break to me that I was going to be able to keep a certain amount of money so that I could grow my business… that's not how America works. There are so many laws designed to keep us from getting to where we live up to be. And the laws have explanations. There are two sides, but the problem is that one side isn't explained to the average person, a lot of you guys didn't know that you have to explain to the IRS the conversations you have with people you have business meals with. Anyway, long story short, it is confirmed. I am over a hundred thousand dollars in debt to the IRS, maybe more. And I mean, that is what over means. And this is going to be one of the hardest moments ever in my family. And it's my fault. It's my fault for not doing more research, for trusting Turbo Tax to have pop-up dialogs that warn me about these things. But it just considered that high amount I submitted to the IRS as part of what was supposed to happen. They'd even show me a little green ticker, and it went to green as for chances of me getting audited, every single year it was in the green, Turbo Tax told me there was a very low chance to me getting audited. So never trusting Turbo Tax again. And surviving this is going to be rough, it's going to be heartbreaking, but this is the country we live in and this is the government we're dealing with. Where you pay off a house you can't claim more than 1/29th of what you paid off in the first year, second year, third year, fourth year, 1/29th every year. So. Thank you for watching, thank you for supporting my Patreon. I really wish they'd audited me last year. That would've saved a lot of tears.
These are way worse than pewdiepie too. Imagine if after that slip up, pewdiepie went on a ten hour twitter rant about how saying the n word is not a big deal and people are just sensitive, and making jokes out of it.>>432072
I thought she was scummy then, but young and would grow out of it. Now I prefer her young teenage self saying inappropriate shit than what she has become now acting offended by things but only when it applies to her and being a manipulative bitch. For someone who loves to scream how she is ~trans~ she really has nothing to ever say about real world trans issues, but screams bloody murder when someone calls her "she", while acting like that makes her oppressed. >>432171
i feel like hes trying to act extra dumb to make it appear like he wasnt completely scamming the system on purpose. I think hes an idiot, but also knew what he was doing was wrong but since he never got caught for it, thought he wouldn't get caught and kept doing it since hes greedy af. His Tax frauder ass should go to jail.
Doing God's work, Anon.
>So never trusting Turbo Tax again.
I guess it's schadenfreude, but this made me laugh pretty hard. And also, that out of all his sperging, that was his takeaway from all this: It's my fault, but really it's the IRS' and TurboTax's fault.
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he bought a shirt with Cyr's face on it what a fucking creep
Lainey's beauty channel video debut
>doesn't know the name of the first bit of makeup she's using>doesn't bother to try and find out what it is online, based on what it looks
Such work ethic. I can tell she is trying really hard at being a beauty guru.
Seriously thought, the point of makeup routine videos is for people to buy the products you use because they want to emulate your look. This bitch sucks so hard at everything and gets given like 3k a month for it.
I'm glad the IRS is pillaging their undeserved pile of riches. I'm dying to see this bitch selling emo t-shirts at hot topic. She thinks shes above it but that's where she deserves to end up
The thinness of her liner and the length to which she pulls the wing out really enhances that 'evil stepmother' look (if anyone has that comparison photo it should never die)
Also a bit triggered
by the fact she didn't know her primer. Such lit beauty guru.
Her crusty-ass brush and beauty blender are so gross, she's going to break out so bad eventually.
Otherwise I probably wouldn't think anything of this video if it wasn't Lainey, it's annoying that she clearly just zoomed the footage for close-ups instead of adjusting the camera or using a second one though.
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Was comparing Laineys makeup routine to Billie's and this made me kek
Tarte - Rainforest of the Sea foundation = $39
Oval Brush = $5 (according to her, at TJ Maxx)
Urban Decay - Naked Skin Color Correcting Fluid = $29
Beauty Blender - $20
Tarte - Rainforest of the Sea concealer = $26
Small Oval Brush - (Unclear if it came with the bigger one for $5 as well or separate, will count it as a set since they usually come together)
Two Faced - Prime and Poreless Powder = $30
Two Faced - Sun Bunny Bronzer = $30
Unicorn Brush - (Unsure what brand this even is, there are multiple "unicorn brushes" on the market right now)
Anastasia Beverly Hills - Brow Wiz Pencil = $21
Tarte - Maneater Liquid Eyeliner = $20
Tarte - Maneater Mascara = $23
Bareminerals - Gen Nude Matte Liquid Lipstick = $19
Two Faced - Love Light Highlighter = $30
Baby Oval Brush - (Most likely in the set with the other two)
Urban Decay - De-Slick Makeup Setting Spray = $32
Shown but not used:
Two Faced - The Chocolate Bar Eye Pallete = $49
Total = $373
Basic bitch brands, but I wonder if she claimed it all on her taxes kek
her mouth triggers
i bet she sits jaw clenched all day
$373 to still look like shit.
Onion talked about Billie wasting 12k on makeup when she actually has some skills and wants to be a cosmetologist. Lainey probably spends around the same amount each year and doesnt look any better or go anywhere but to the grocery store, the mall, or to olive garden.
Too Faced has such shit bronzer. I'm so triggered
looking at this list of products.
This motherfucker wants people to donate to him on Patreon, pay to watch his videos and
pay for his fuck up through a kickstarter? Way to love your fans. They'll be going to school without lunch money for a long ass time. I don't get how he thinks these young kids can pay for all three of those and that it'll come out to $150,000 in the end. That's fucking retarded.
He's not holding himself responsible whatsoever and is pretty much handing his debt over to his fans. I hope they're too broke to pay for much and that he barely gets $100. I also hope that his fans will draw a line in how much he can fuck them over.
>>432181>I will start a Kickstarter to have you guys help me pay for this
god luck getting $150k out of pre-teens, ugly grugly
She uses Anastasia Beverly Hills on her brows and they still look like that
I guess it's really less about the equipment you use and more about the talent of the artist.
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>>432265>30 dollar powder>30 dollar bronzer
Plainey seems to be the type that buys whatever her favorite youtube says is good, instead of actually researching and testing at the store, but we all know she doesn't leave the greasy mcmansion. She could buy so much better quality makeup with all that money, though.
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>>432348>She is a Karla Homolka skin walker.
So fucking true. Didnt Karla have a sister that her psycho husband manipulated her into helping him rape and murder?
Taylor better rethink letting her sis visit.
I dont know how someone can act so entitled to his fan's money and still have people donate to him. His fans all must hate themselves a lot.>>432347
LOL. Because shes not into girls. She wants a friend she can hang out with but thats not speshul snowflake enough so she needs a girlfriend to torture with her whining about anxiety and force her into her dying marriage, then get mad at her since onion pays more attention to the girlfriend, then act like a bitch and cry over the girl not loving you. Rinse and repeat.>>432348
Onion kept telling her since she finds girls pretty she must be gay!!!! Because no straight girl thinks girls are pretty or cool! And lameo decided that was trendy enough to tack onto her bullshit list of speshul snowflake terms. She was probably overjoyed to make a coming out as bi video immediately after shane did it.
Shes pathetically the fakest human being alive with no ounce of personality. She copies anyone she thinks is ~cool~. Shane came out as bi? I am bi now! Ruby Rose is trendy and gender fluid? I am gender fluid now! It literally happened immediately after both things.
Plainey has no desire to fingerbang anyone, let's be real.. She prefers to take that micropeen on the daily whilst being called a FAGGOT.