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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/ Lainey/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
>Lainey states that the day of her anniversary was shitty. Might be because of her twitter being leaked or because Greg is a shitty husband. >>600699>Lainey does another video with Jess/Ryan and confirms she’s still salty about Billie, after almost 2 years of them not being together. >>600866>it’s speculated that Jess/Ryan’s significant other did not feel comfortable with them staying at the Grease Trailer. >>600890>Patron DMs between Greg and ex-Patronfag Beccacopsicle and Sylar are released. Surprise, Greg talks like a retarded Disney villain. >>600902>Greg spergs about DDLG >>601059 Religion >>601067 >>601075 Skye >>601151 and Strange Aeons (this is still going on) >>601253 >>601298 >>601472 >>601485>Calls Shane Dawson a liar for being in the closet over a 6 year old tweet >>601607 >>601680 and somehow relates it to Shane being a “pedophile”. >>601688>Greg drops a podcast about his wannabe cult. >>602065>Greg can’t take criticism and runs away to his private twitter >>602141 only to continue to post on his main account. >>602204>Greg shows his ass and makes it obvious that Greg and Lainey bringing over girls is only for his sake. He also thinks women in their mid 20s to mid 30s are “mature.” >>602218>More Strange Aeon sperging. >>602213 >>602270 >>604250>A fetlife account that may belong to Lainey was found. >>603011>The countdown to tractorgate begins, just in time for milkmas. (December 6th, 2018) For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:- Hooktube is no longer a viable solution to deter views/clicks from Onision. Please rehost videos elsewhere.- No nitpicking
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All that's happened recently (since the last thread hit post limit) is vague tweets that look like cries for attention.
“I’m not even straight, stop harassing me.”
Yes you are, you dumb fuck, you’re attracted to vaginas.
LMAOOOOO he’s so damn salty knowing he’ll never reach 1,000 again.
Be mad, Gerg.
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When the webcam is “better”
ahaha no claim of being totes gay or discrimination from youtube or haters can get you out of a legally binding contract, especially one that has a greater affect on the world around you.
whenever something newsworthy happens or when a celebrity dies he is quick on mentioning the struggles of some other unrelated topic but it never applies to him. sure grug, you are residing on that land and you wanted more yard totally for your children but wow its like what you did had a greater impact on the local land than what you were intending for you kin. why should anyone have sympathy when what you did could potentially have lasting effects longer than you will be there?
knuckle up butter cup and prepare for the inevitable fact that your local jail wont give a fuck you dont have your caked layers of foundation for that mug shot.
I know that this might be a big nothingburger in terms of milk because courts and slow and all that but I'm really hoping that we get something on the 6th.
Someone at kf said there's a possibility that there'll be a transcript online? Please, god.
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These shirts remind me onion's tweets
inal but court records are public and can be accessed. according to https://www.courts.wa.gov/newsinfo/index.cfm?fa=newsinfo.displayContent&theFile=content/accessToCourtRecords
records than cannot be accessed are
>Adoption records>Mental illness commitment records>Alcohol and drug treatment commitment records>Paternity records (except final orders)>Confidential name change records>Juvenile non-offender records (Juvenile Dependency, Truancy, At-Risk Youth, Child In Need of Services, Termination of Parental Rights, and Developmental Disability Placement)>Court records sealed by judicial order
doubtful destroying protected lands due to willful ignorance are included. surely we will have access to their flailing attempts at proclaiming innocence
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His edgy "satanic 666" patron level didn't last long.
I know its petty and the perfect example of schadenfreude, but I look forward to the beginning of each month just to see how low his Patreon numbers will crash. Last month he lost 104 patrons. The Patreon numbers did their whole leveling out thing, but he never returned to 725. I really only enjoy it because I know he watches the numbers daily (maybe even hourly) and the first week of every month I know he panics.
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You must mean the Tacoma WA News http://tacomawanews.com/
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This isn’t super milky but holy shit is plainey cringey as fuck
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the timing of his tweet and this post is…
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nvm they only posted the hearing date in the Tacoma News Tribune, (found the ad in staff report #2 >>607133
) but it is
a public hearing so I hope an nosy anon can tell us the deets.
Stupid question but, since it's a hearing do the Avaroe's have to appear in court or is it just a discussion between the officials?
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so despite violating ordinance, grug and his joke of a lawyer want people to shut up about them doing so, potentially seeking damages therin, and have them apologize for falsely claiming they broke law.
its like making big boi choices in life comes with big boy repercussions when you do wrong. too bad
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>>607181>kai as her new name
Did they just take the name of their shitty South Korean car and mix the letters up to find a new "fuckboi" name?
>greg suggested it, of course
He's like Brick Tamland "I love carpet. I love desk. I love lamp."
Oh sweet, sweet birdbrained Taylor, you both suck at thinking up new names. It would be better to take a page out of your gay husbands playbook and just do a Twitter poll and ask for submissions from your dwindling fan-base.
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It's 664 now.>>607161
his tweet here makes it seem like he's upset about the numbers dropping. Remember when he had 800-900 patrons?
I like to imagine he thinks of Lainey the same way he does his Kia Sorenta, and thats where he came up with this Kai anagram.
~rides her for just a few minutes each day
~thinks of her as just another possession
~constantly looking to trade her in for a newer model
Kai Anderson is a character from American Horror Story Greg constantly faps to.
Maybe a coincidence, but her previous last name was Anderson as well
In b4 he makes Lainey dye her hair blue and fuck her imagining fucking Kai Anderson.
Although.. Kai was a top, so.. is it pegging time for greg now? Kai Anderson cosplay buttsexing his newly gay admitted self?
As he said when he dressed her as Harley and "fucked Harley", he'd be fucked by Kai. A homophobic, misogynist white supremacist cult leader.
Oh. So it'd be his ideal self fucking his literal self.
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holy fuck you can literally hear the trees cracking & breaking by the force of the little tractor pushing them into the swamp.
"I just pulled up some weeds"
yeah right, my ass you did.
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>"Like if you go to her top videos, like one-third of them are about me. Half, even!"
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This was missing some details
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I thought it was funny he was so upset by this.
If he took the time to look at any of his ugly wife's SM he'd see she does the same fucking thing.
>>607135> sure grug, you are residing on that land and you wanted more yard totally for your children
For his children? That would actually be a noble thought. I'm pretty sure he either wanted to build a shack to hide in or put Lainey and the children into, so he can "work" in peace and quiet or he was jealous of his neighbors' plots and couldn't accept having the worst place in their neighborhood…
(It's still beyond me how that trailer was worth $500,000 to him.)
That last argument tho. The legalese way to say "ignorance isn't bliss dumbass">>607153
Goddamn if the way Crazy Tami draws people isn't some uncanny valley shit. If that's what she sees the world around her to be then it's no wonder she raised the Onion to be this way.
The funniest thing is that the reason there is video evidence of him destroying the yard in the first place, with chainsaws, with the tractor, and then another video of him continuing work by laying grass after the date he was told to stop working- is because of his initial STILL completely wrong idea that if he turns any home improvement he does into a video for his channel, he can tax deduct any of the items he uses in the video.
So to save money on the chainsaw, he puts it in a video.
To save money renting a tractor, he puts it in a video.
To deduct the entire cost of putting grass over the ruined land, after the date he’s been told to stop, he films it and uploads it as a video, and then tries to claim back the money from the taxman.
If he wasn’t still trying to pull his IRS shit, that his home improvements count as business expenses, then the video evidence wouldn’t all be there to convict him so easily.
He sinks his own ship time and time and time again
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>6 days until Tractorgate!
I predict 6 more days of nonsensical Twitter sperging, 5 new transnames, 4 raging videos, 3 terrorized dogs, 2 children used as defense in court, and 1 tomato in a bulletproof vest.
If you're in the area already then it might be worth it just for the first-hand reports. It's a public hearing and the Kiwis are already trying to do the same but they're not expecting Onion to make a scene in court and think he'll just sit quietly.
I mean that is true but he'd show up under the belief that he'd get away with a slap on the wrist and owing money like he does the IRS.
The paperwork said he could face months/years of jail time and there's no way Gurgles will go quietly into that. Him being forcefully ripped from social media and his little kingdom is removing him from all he has left and he can't live without the world knowing about his every move and what he thinks at any given moment.
Reading the documents it seems they just want him to comply with Part II. Up to 90 days jail time or thousands in applying for permits and then the cost of all the damage.
I wonder if he'll show up in his bulletproof vest fearful the haters will show up. If any of their crazed fans are reading you'll know his location for definite on the 6th go ask him for his honest opinions this is your chance! /s
I'd be crying if anybody actually went there, yelling out:
"Hey Onision! I love you so much! Please rate my body between 1 and 10? Would you date me? Am I too curvy?"
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Looks like Onion is expecting to be busy around the 6th wonder why? >>607603
It's a perfect time for a fan! If they can't afford the $500 to hang out with him at a fun fair this is your best shot!
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late to respond but lmao he's getting flashback under his eyes, it's what happens when loose translucent powder or pressed powder that sits on the top layer of the face isn't properly pressed in, and the flash photography picks up on it. It's why his under eye region is way lighter. You gotta blend after you bake gergles.
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Still vaguetweeting. Too bad people just think he’s having a mental breakdown.
Knowing him, he most likely doesn't realize that you must have documented proof of diagnosis for any mental illnesses, and he must show evidence of being mentally incapable of understanding reason when the offenses were committed, which won't work now because he's been communicating about his activities and justifying them just fine. The environmental damages he's done are punitive damages, not criminal.
It's pretty rare for anybody to claim insanity on a tort case, because it's literally so far fetched and useless. But of course, I bet dollars to donuts gergles thinks it's an option.
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I looked at her 4th "vaping for the first time" video just to see the comments, so you don't have to.
You've got it. He didn't start tweeting all this random nonsense until around the time he realized he couldn't get out of the hearing by refusing the letter.
Too bad it won't work because you don't just become insane overnight.>>607794
I bet that like/dislike ratio is going to give her more anxiety than the idea of losing their house is.>>607834
So literally jackets and hoodies that everyone owns. How androgynous.
Just watched a couple minutes of this video, and first of all, she fucked up her hood 2 seconds in and didn't fix it and looks like an idiot for the rest of the video lol
And secondly, is she trying to trick people into thinking this is her first time vaping? Or did she just decide to name it that for the clickbait??? Its stupidly obvious that shes vaped before. What an idiot, literally lying in her title to get a minuscule amount of views
This was beautiful. I don't think Greg's lawyer…even tried? Maybe she thought Greg was too retarded to know what a proper appeal looks like and copy pasta'd that horrendous joke of a legal argument. You can clearly see how the county responds referring to ordinances and other legal definitions. That's how real legal argument is made.
I think the best part of the response was that Greg was so smug about his trespassing "defense" and probably saw it as a golden ticket equivalent of a legal loop hole to get away with fucking up protected land. Meanwhile the County says "meh. not even our agency." I understand Greg is a lay person with legal issues, but it never fails to get a great laugh when someone appeals something and is angry that the appeal is responded too. I bet the dumb fuck thought he had the final word and that's why he was sperging. Not sure if he could actually see the difference in legal writing, but he could at least tell the County very easily dismissed each of his arguments.
I think the only reason she uploads on her channel still is to promote her Patreon which is not only lazy as shit but it's pretty much a slap in the face to their patrons. They should provide a break down to all of their patrons of what they actually do with the money they receive - because if it's not going towards improving their content they are bums. I think we can all agree they havent been working towards improving their content so they can actually gain more subs and stop e-begging. Their attitude is "you should love what I put out and support me regardless because Im awesome and too much of a basket case to function in the real world".
Target hauls, vapes, tattoos, alcohol, and day trips to Panera bread and the movies is not a channel - it's a documentary of a married couple with kids that act like spoiled teenagers.
True Life: Please don't make me do stuff!
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Cellphones have to be off but don't worry, everything is digitally recorded and I would think would be available publicly after?>>607923
You could also bring a notepad and make notes so you don't try to remember all the details.
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First world problems. I hope they get fucked financially.
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The post called referred to her as “her” twice. Lol, be mad Lainey, your whiny ass girl voice gives away the fact that you have a vag.
Ungrateful brat should be happy she was even sponsored to begin with but “uwu mY pRoNoUns aRE vALiD”
I didn’t hear her complaining when a fan called her “she” when sucking her ass because they met at that concert last week.
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I’m pretty sure at this point he’s trying to type and act like today’s teenagers
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Def trying to be her old emo favorites, but not looking as good.
Is it me or this genius is trying to pull a Marina Joyce?
>act insane >rake in millions of views
Too bad people know he's legit crazy.
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Hey guys! Did you know? That I’m Trans?
Look at my trans flag guys! Totally trans. My name is Kai now. Yeah I know that my husband and I are gonna get fucked by the government but my pronouns matter MORE!
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He probably made himself cry for sympathy again. He looks fucking disgusting lol.
Imagine being AJ and seeing him covered in a blanket, crying like that because you said "what" after he called your name
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It's not "misgendering" if you look, act and talk like a girl, Looney. I don't understand the mental gymnastics of these people being perfectly comfortable with looking like chicks but getting called "she" triggers
There's no need to hear her voice, she looks extremely feminine at even a glance.>>608080
Guess "non-binary" is no longer hip and fashionable enough for these people. Sure, it's a stupid fad but not as bad as suddenly pretending to be "twanz".
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What trans man EVER wears swim wear that looks like this???There are actual swimmers made for trans men that have binders built in & even have room for a packer in the trunks. She's delusional.
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Sure he looks like Matt Damon. FAT Matt Damon.
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He deleted this tweet.
“I feel like if I were gay, I’d love to eat my boyfriend’s load because that’d be like my reward for pleasuring him”
~Onision, circa 2017
gurgs you look like the night manager of a donut shop
or a sketchy divorced dad
or someone in line at a payday loan place
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He's really trying to look as mental as possible. Gonna be tough five days Grugg.
Doesn’t he realize he’d have to delete every single tweet prior to swamp week for that to even be
considered? And I use that term lightly, no judge is retarded enough to buy this shtick. Either way.
They would know he's trying to cover his tracks someone who has been on twitter as long as him doesn't randomly delete all their tweets.
If he wanted this to seem real it should of happened when it all started.
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Sure Amber, he was nothing but sweet to you. That's why he called you gross for sending him and Gaylor nudes and told you to leave them alone until this RSN thing happened and he could collect a few pitypoints.
Imagine "I rented a Bobcat and savaged a wetland not because I'm an ignorant and entitled manchild, but because I'm mentally ill, you ableist!"
Everyone would wet their pants laughing.
i think one of the anons has already mentioned that character. What is also creepy is the fact that greg is the one who suggested her to change her name to kai, lainey, to be poly and bi.
It seems that greg created her entire identity and she only sticks with it because its her safe space in which she doesnt have to be afraid of greg leaving her.
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lol i dont think its spoken word just because you talk over shitty midi ringtones there greggo
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shut up poopbeck!
His computer should get a restraining order, so that Greg cannot get near it anymore…
so the "songs" are like 2min each?
i cant decide if this i- nah changed my mind, his "podcast" is def more pathetic
Oh my fucking GOD. I just listened to the previews and it's even worse than I expected.https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/with-character/1445078538
38 songs. Fucking kek.
Greg has never been able to grasp the concept of quality over quantity.
I'm always astounded at how deluded he is. The man genuinely thinks his books, albums, videos are brilliant works of art. I guess that's why his content hasn't improved or changed in 10 years.
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hes either loosing his mind or hes finally becoming self aware of how idiotic he really is
Greg finally becoming self-aware
THAT is comedy
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more from the mind of greg
bonus at the bottom
Jesus christ he's pathetic. It's so wild that he sends people these "heartfelt" messages once a week asking them why they pulled their pledges and then gets mad when they give him any legitimate answer.
Also… he does realize that you can't get a restraining order against someone for threatening to sue you right? I sincerely hope he's not stupid enough to think taking legal action against someone through a lawyer is "harassment"
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It would be a glorious Christmas gift if both Shane and Sh sued Grease at the same time, while he gets reamed with swampgate fines.
But why did he wait until August to post this when the email was sent in April?
What a coward posting it to his super secret twitter.
Greg rages about things out of the blue. Perfect example was his freak out about Strange Aeons. At the height of his rage against her, for no apparent reason he starts freaking out about Shane again and posting links to that weird typed out dossier he made about all the evils Shane had committed.
There is no rhyme or reason to his spergouts.
yeah I don't think he knows how restraining orders work. They aren't as easy to get as people think.
usually you have to prove that there has been physical contact of some sort and the person has to make definite threats.
in some states they wont allow you to get a restraining order for online harassment, thats a different offense alltogether and must be proven. I somehow doubt Shiloh has emailed greg any time recently, and one thing they do care about is how recent the offenses are. They are not going to issue a restraining order for correspondence that happened 5 years ago.
They certainly don't care if the person cheated on you once.
Shotgun racking noise is very polymer sounding, if that makes sense. So Id say fake.
All the guns Ive seen him use in videos have been airsoft with the orange tips removed or altered. I doubt Lainey allows real guns in the house.
Only real-steel firearms Ive seen him shoot were a small pistol with his sister at a gun range and a small caliber rifle in a very very old video. The rifle was a family members and everyone was taking turns shooting it. And the pistol (a 22lr) was his sisters I believe. I laughed as he was shooting it because he says "wow the recoil" after firing off a few rounds. The recoil on any firearm chambered in 22lr is like being lightly pushed by an anemic Laineybot.
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I hope we can still be friends.
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i wish we could see this screenshot
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I don’t even need to click on this to know it’s more click bait garbage. Hell its probably another quiz.
They are two of the mos my uncreative people on YouTube. And while Plenty of non creative people are successful on YouTube, they usually have something else going for them such as, I dunno, likeability? But gurg considers being likeble as being fake.
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you cant save whats already broken lol
but okay youre true love and whatever
I tried enlarging it and cleaning it up but I could only read part of the text.
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth but, could you post the screenshot of YT worried he was suicidal. If you dont have it, do you remember the jist of it? Thanks
>>608474>Nov 18>>608438>Nov 20
Isnt that around the same time he removed his pinned tweet with suicide hotlines?
He had that as his pinned tweet for so long just to get asspats and YouTube went and turned it around on him, so he took it down.
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If only Russian hackers could get ahold of his emails.
Id love to see how crazy he must of sounded in his appeal to youtube for them to legit be worried about his well being. He must of been giving off Nasim Aghdam vibes and it scared them.
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Im sure that when he confronted Potato-nose with the proof and emails that had been sent to him Megan told him she was "working from the inside to sniff out the rats"
Its easier to believe that than realize one of your highest paying Patrons talks shit about your ugly wife worse than you do on a daily basis.
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Maybe Im reaching but I thought that the deleted tweet and the tweet he replaced it with that said the 3rd leading cause of deaths is hospital mishaps was a low-key dig at Bootyslayer.
Hes still a little miffed that she had the ganas to talk back to him and try and correct him about who true heroes are.
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They went from vaping, to liquor, straight to sizzurp.
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Went back to screenshot this but you were too quick.
The two in the bg make it so much worse. Proof that they're just using paper cups just so that they dont have to do dishes
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from today's livestream
So, by Onion's logic here, he wouldn't consider our military members heroes because they are paid and compensated in other ways for their service to others.
Also, Onion loves definitions. Here is the first listed definition of "hero" via Google:
"a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities"
I don't see a requirement of non-payment… Hm…
I was looking through his main twitter history on Nov 18 when he got his appeal denied and the "we think you may have serious mental issues" email from YT.
It seems like it really pissed him off.
Nov 18 - 31 tweets in 9 hours
Nov 19 - 44 tweets in 12 hours (stayed up till 3am pounding them out)
this was the same time period when he did that whole "Im taking my ball and going to OnisionPrime"
Those 2-3 days must of been rough for that poor guy. Some lesbo hipster chick tore him a new asshole with her reviews, and when he countered with a rebuttal video his fans said he was being a jerk. Then he was told by his boss that his work wasnt up to par and he would have to redo it, plus HR calls him into their office and tells him he seems depressed and they're worried he may commit suicide.
If you read all those tweets on those days hes all over the place with his hate. I can understand the tweets about Strange Aeons, and how he feels betrayed because everyone thought he acted like a dick in his reaction video. But then he veers off onto "Shanes a pedo" "Shanes a coward & homophobe for not coming out sooner" Jesus & Christianity are frauds, defending his poly relationship, shitting on DD/LG, his mom was a horrible monster, his divorce, slut shaming, defending his tweets about wanting to fuck little boys, and so much more.
When he gets wound up, all that pent up shit just comes gushing out.
Can you imagine how many times a day Taylor has to listen to his 9-11 jokes? Even his edgy humor is out dated.
I guessing this is what Onision was like as a child.
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Neither of you are gay you fucking autist, enough with this fuckery
Exactly this, I couldn't agree with you more.
Maybe they're partially over telling their "haturz"
how great their marriage allegendly is and have moved on to trying to convince themselves
Remember, though, he IS a vegetarian and was a vegan! So he cares about animals (most of the time when he's not too lazy to look up ingredients), nature and the environment (unless it's in his way, then it's okay to mow it down).
As is Lainey! She's too good a person, she can't even eat fruit or veggies (unless they're in form of frozen burritos or from Panera Bread).
Uggghh, those two. They're in dire need of a legal guardian and a socio-educational instructor on the daily!
the capital letters belay what this album truly is…
Jesus look at the 10 shades difference in his skin where the makeup ends.
Really does look like he took a weed whacker to his hair though. The whole thing looks like he's experiencing some kind of extreme hair loss and it's just coming out in clumps.
In Addition:>4 days until Tractorgate
Place your bets now regarding whether two Avaroe walk in and if only one Avaroe walks out.
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It’s just a dumb private Twitter, Gurgle.
I doubt there was anything really interesting (besides what anon posted).
Hasn't it been actually 2 years now? the billie saga ended at the end of 2016 yeah?
Correct me if I'm wrong anons, A year is mental but after two years, Getting THAT excited at the thought of billie checking up on him. Notice how he says "my ex girlfriend" lmao he's pathetic
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Booty continues to do the most. I wouldn’t doubt she was the one that leaked.
Seriously Greg 0/10 for Onision "prime" content. He should reimburse everyone who paid for that perk. $50 and he's still withholding and vague. His patroen should be shut down, I can only imagine what the high paying Kik conversations he has with people he's not interested in. I bet its all "ha" "mmk" ":p"
Such a greasy bastard
Tbh I think the anon wants to be found
They left a lot of hints
Or they're massively fucking stupid. Such as >>608642
The dumb bitch was caught posting before lmao
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I think he means the haturz are trying to make him distrust his “friends” by providing proof that Booty is posting on hate sites
Cap is OT but onion related
But if he's still pushing for a girlfriend behind the scenes but Lainey is against it does anyone have bets if he will end up actually getting one and if so, how soon?
He's definitely gonna. Remember when he was put into his place by Lucidia and how meek his voice and defensive his body laguage became? And how much he sucked up to her in the end? That's how he behaves in real life and when talking to adults. It'll be the same in court.
Only after getting home and pretending to be the sole ruler of the Internet, he will try to convince his dwindling fanbase of his strength and self-confidence / overconfidence.
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I was watching an episode of Law & Order SVU and the pedo character who also was a cult leader who impregnanted a 12 year old looked just like onion.
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Anyone know if this is true?
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This is what I found so far
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gurg's pink inflamed skin does not work with his new darker cool toned hair. the entire time watching this I was fixated on his sharp yellow crocodile teeth. he really is comfortable with lainey and has let himself go.
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This tiny man is so fucking repulsive.(Nitpick)
I guess him and Lainey get away with selling their Twitter/Instagram accounts because no one/not enough people have reported them yet. If it's against TOS there should be a possibility to successfully report them and get them taken away some of their most attractive patreon rewards. >>608708
He legit looks like a melting Jason Voorhees in this.
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Looks like Zamplebox fixed their description and took out “her”. 100% guarantee that Lainey didn’t contact them herself and politely ask them to change it, but instead her rabid fans harassed the company until they changed it.
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I went to check out the tweet Zamplebox made and its gone. If any of you had seen it days before the only replies were people letting the company know she was bad mouthing their product on IG and crying about being misgendered.
I guess thats why the deleted it.
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I love that shes fucking with him and he doesnt even know it.
She's basically doing that whole tap someone on the shoulder and move to the other side when they look
Greg needs better confidants. Bootyslayer is moving that red laser pointer all around the ground with Greg jumping and racing to catch it.
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Wish I could sage but I found this on reddit and almost choked.
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Gurgenstein sperging on Kiwi
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Normally I'd think this was just him sperging like he has for days but they actually do have mirrors around their bed.>>608755
Can I go out on a limb and say that Gerg isn't getting enough attention on twitter so he may be shitposting here and KF as well?
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So much for a quiet night in the Onision household tonight.
I mean look at >>608672
who else would even go to the effort to do that?
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Looking like a corpse there, Greggles. Is that his next attempt to get out of court on the 6th? Fake his own death?
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Looks like whoever it is is back on. I hope the Kiwis figure out who it is.
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They both like to commemorate special occasions with tattoos.
I sketch out a little something for this grand event
Placement would be their choice but I think butt cheek would be appropriate.
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For once this is something I would pay them to do.
He's live with all 15–err, 1.5million fans.
did you even look at the number of cups
all youre doing is switching them from lazy to filthy, but we already knew fly town was a mess
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It's 100% one of these. The fact Greg can't figure it out is hilarious.
Lainey why do you let this potato nosed cunt continue to interfere with your life? Cause she basically pays your cell phone bill?
Don't trust this bitch or she's gonna steal your banana husband.
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Has anyone listened to the fish song? Cuz… lol
He can get a trinity in jail.>>608659
Greg w/o botox on left.>>608660>tfw onion gets hit with thotaudit and the irs has to drag this out further
ugh imagine this thing trying to get sukmi with that gross face>>608730>most everyone>most everyone>>608755
100% Greg and 100% dying at the thought of kiwi being an onion site.>>608771
did he upload that to beautybot cause it looks like make up shes put on that channel
"Pescetarians are the devil
I'm crying. What the fuck is his problem
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uh oh, greg being a creep and asking
billie if she’s poly with her new boyfriend
Are you kidding Anon Onision's eye isn't lazy……
ALL of him is!
(Sorry I couldn't resist.Pls mods no ban for mild joke.)>>608842
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Looks like Onion is misgendering Lainey lmao
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So… they call her Kai now?
It's so pathetic that he gets to give her a name again
Imagine you wanting to change your name but your husband makes fun of your choice until you no longer want that name and he gets to name you.
What about Mat? It's short for Doormat and I'm sure Gerg would approve because that name fits you like no other.
LOL of COURSE he'd approve of Lainey being called Kai over Eli. There's quite a few anime characters called Kai. Eli is far too normal for a name.
I bet he can live out his fucking weird futa hentai creep fantasies now. Yuck.
Gosh he is SO bad at pretending to be one of his fans >Using the dumbest name possible>Starting with fake statement using colons>Sarcastic sentence in asteriscs (*)>Literally>You haven't accomplished anything unlike him>He saves lives>Literally>Calling haters pathetic
It's the exact same shit he says and does under his Twitter sock accounts. He doesn't even try. The thing is he is so stupid to think that just because it can't be 100% proven that it's him that it means people don't know what a sad, obsessed person he is.
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>taking the bait this easily
tempcow was a mistake
It's not the actual eyeball, it's the eyelid mostly. Sometimes it's chameleon like similar to >>608708
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I have nothing to do with this, I'm just embarrassed for those farmers
This is just more proof that he's in love with himself.
You don't need mirrors to look at your partner - but you do need mirrors to look at yourself doing it.
Oh Greg, your stupidity always betrays you.
Greasy boy is the personification of r/ihavesex.
I am not sure if he openly lays out his sex life and pretends it to be so 'special' to brag, or to try and lure in some kinky cute little teen girl to join their marriage, or to make haters believe he actually loves life with his wife.. uh i mean "husband" although he suffers daily.
Also am I stupid or wasn't his post here about him wanting to find a girlfriend and Lame totally missed the point? He's not even trying to hide it that he wants a new girlfriend now that Lame went full on "i'm a boy!".
>>608940>Tensions rise before the hearing.
To be one of the many flies on the wall in the Grease Shack right now with 3 days to go.
I'm wonder if Lainey will drag out her prom suit or if she'll show up in a dress and play up the innocent wife card.
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He was actually somewhat coherent last night.
She literally dug herself a huge hole. Notice how she says “them” or “that person” when describing a stranger or random people because she knows that there’s a small ass chance that they might say they’re the opposite gender or non binary or some shit, and she’ll look like a huge hypocrite if she gets corrected.
The problem is, a majority of people don’t subscribe to being non binary. Most people can tell if someone is mtf or ftm trans, but that’s usually not too hard to identify and easy to correct. So she sounds like a complete idiot in public trying to call everyone “them”. Imagine she’s at the hairdresser or hot topic:
>Were you helped by anyone today?>Yeah I was helped by this cool person.>Who was it?>Umm…they were … that person over there.
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I don’t think this has been posted yet, sorry if it has
You might feel nervous because you're a woman and it's getting more and more ridiculous.
Go get surgery or shut the fuck up.
I think she only feels 'nervous' because Shreg just posted that he wants to tie up a girl and she no longer fits the bill.
What's the chance she goes back to being a girl because she's that insecure about him either dumping her or hounding her for more poly shit?
I only pledge to an artist and creators of an indie website, so I cant state by personal experience that what they're doing on their patreon is abnormal, but imo, their patrons are not paying them as supporters of what they /do/. Like, if you pay an artist monthly, they'll do some livestreams, give you early peeks of projects, create personal art that you can check out, ect., but onion boy is mostly doing weird private hangouts where he plays games and chats.. and lame literally doesnt do anything productive.
Can others chime in?
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>youtube fired me
Oh, you were employed by YouTube? Wow I thought you were just one person out of billions who films himself, uploads it and then expects money from a multibillion company.
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Lucky for him the wayback machine exists! Here's the site! https://archive.org/web/
honestly this is probably how both of them will act.
Gurg only acts tough for his viewers, he doesn't actually have the balls to confront a judge in person.
He will come home and tell a story about all the FAX he laid out infront of the TOTALLY DISHONEST judge, but I doubt he will say much of anything in reality.
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Greg just messaged kiwi again:
"Was going to respond but since you blocked me like the cowards that you are, here is one last message.
After this? Block me again. I don't care.
Hater = Unhappy person trying to spread their unhappiness to others…. Especially those who are described as being brutally honest even if it is the unpopular truth that everyone hates.
Haters: OMG ANOTHER ONISION FAN WAS RIGHT?! BLOCK
Instead of literally dedicating an entire website/forum to someone you hate, who by the way is a veteran that served YOUR country, have respect and spread awareness about a literal pedophile… Like Shane Dawson for example.
Onision: Dated women who were within the literal age of consent.
Shane Dawson: Literally and repeatedly described a literal child as "sexy" and a bunch of other stuff that only a literal pedophile would day.
Yet Onision is the pedophile? Your logic is so mind-numbingly idiotic… You are garbage human beings/cowards.
Get your priorities straight and stop hating on someone who is more honest/factual than you will ever be.
This site deserves to be taken down.
Wake up. https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/the-actual-truth-about-onision/
He attached this most honest and totally legit meme. Christ, hes autistic.
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Some utter nutbag can't stop sperging on kf.
Since milk is slow I thought I'd transfer that over in case it might really turn out to be Greg, so it'll be saved for posterity, even though I don't think he'd stoop to that level but rather have one of his paypigs do it for him. Maybe it's an attempt to distract from his leaked private twitter or his forums being gone or even tractorgate?
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Other retarded onion images 1/2
Does he think this is what is attractive to teen girls? Jesus H.
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So much to his 666 patrons
Get a job, Grugly
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His 'proof' against Shane. No one but Onion is this stupid and autistic.
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Ironic that he links his website where he admits he isnt gay and that his father never beat him…. kek
More specifically, he says yes was never abused by any adult. Yet he's claimed recently that Mama Tammi was a horrible abuser.
So Greg, were you lying then, or are you lying now?
MOST HONEST FAAAAAAAX
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OT but this reminds me of PlaineyThot and her stupid ass trans-age shit, since she’s a 12 year old boy, not a 24 year old adult, man or woman. God knows she’d never actually have the balls (literally or figuratively) to take any legal action though, since she can’t even muster up the courage to tell Mommy and Daddy she’s a man.(derailing)
>>609074>literal age of consent
Driving to another state where it's legal to fuck a 17yo, to fuck said 17yo is pretty disgusting and doesn't sound legal to me.
Just like fucking Raven who dates 16yo Logan while she's, what, 40? Just because it's "legal" doesn't mean it's ok.
Clinging onto the "it's legal!1!" line just underlines the fact that you also think it's wrong.
Greg the fag would NEVER find a woman his ago who would put up with his shit.
No one even likes that guy. He's not the audience of those that post on Kiwi Farms and Shane even has his own thread in /snow/. He acts like these sites worship Shane, when he's either disliked or no one cares about him.
The fact that Greg probalby posted on the Kiwi Farms, whose posters are probably better at pulling up court docs and case updates than us speaks volumes about his attitude towards his upcoming court date. Failing Youtube channel, failing marriage, failing patreon and now failing court case…the epic spergs to come.
The real milkmas would be him trying to do a Shane style documentary and then reeeeee-Ing when he only got 20k vs 20,000,000
“The secret life of laineybot” when onion?
Yeah because he hasn't been proven time and time again for using fake accounts to fight with haters. You obviously don't know how much of an autistic cow he is. Sperging is all he has to do all day. Can't believe people still use the same logic/arguments as him by implying he was too important to do such things. He is insane and obsessed with proving his haters wrong if you've forgotten that. He's also so stupid that normal people can't
grasp it anymore. Someone who makes .txt files like this >>609081
is likely insane enough to post on kiwifarms poorly disguised as a fan.
Didn't he just sperg about TurboTax and how could it let him make ridiculous claims?
I got into Onion drama post Billie-saga. I have to say ppl who have followed him for years must sleep soundly knowing his far fall from a McMansion to a Swamp Trailer and can't even manage to keep that under control.
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This retard is always trying to run from his problems. That's the most exercise he gets aside from "just sex my dude">>609021>he/they
what the fuck
I think it's obvious by the discord circle jerk that they're paying to be "friends".
I don't use Patreon, but I don't think this is uncommon among Youtubers.
That text image was posted on his Twitter, iirc.
Didn't archive anon say Greg used a spoofer or something? So we'll never know if it's actually him.>>609086
He's already implied his dad molested him, when he was going on his weird vendetta spree from Lainey's ex to A's dad then to his own.
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Bless the government for creating taxes and being the sole reason why Shreg's career is failing.
Greg is the sole reason his "career" is failing.
However, the slow bleed of funds became a blood bath after ole' Uncle Sam reamed Greg. We got to see massive Karma in a relatively short time. Some cows wither and die slowly, but Greg is special. His fucking lying, manipulative personality really accelerates his decline. Only cow I've seen bleed out like this is Mariah. Poetry in motion, anons.
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Without any proof, it's stupid to assume that those accounts aren't trolls. His writing style requires little to no thought or effort, seriously, it wouldn't be too hard to immitate.
Back to current milk, I wonder what this is about? Im betting it's her changing her name to kai, deleting beauty bot but not sure about the last one. Her channel's views are really sinking too. I think her viewers have figured out her channel's just the same regurgitated content over and over. I'm genuinely wondering how much longer until she quits youtube entirely.
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I feel like this has been glossed over. The last time he shut down his own site it was when news articles started coming out about him requesting photos on his personal website and some of them being underage girls in their underwear. He said that it was a DDoS attack and it damaged his website and wiped it clean. A distributed denial-of-service attack doesn't wipe a website, or do any real damage. Its basically the same thing as someone calling your phone over and over and not allowing anyone else to get through. I feel like he wiped the slate clean on his website back then because he was afraid the Feds might get involved because it was gaining so much publicity that legitimate news outlets removed from YT drama were picking up the story.
I wonder what scared him this time that hes shutting down his personal website and trying to "delete all." Is tractor-gate involved?
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when you make a request to "onision.com" these are the requests it makes before it returns a permanent 301 (moved) error
digging around a bit, you can find pages here and there if you manually go to the link it's trying to send you to "onision.wtf/forum"
link of note, every page I've found says it's permanently moved to "eghq.com"
this link, for example https://onision.wtf/forums/page/2/
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That was obviously sarcastic since Shreg can't take responsibility for his own shit and those two reddit threads whining about TurboTax show that perfectly. Its almost like he needs to follow his own advice.
She's even more pathetic than Selene from The Tribe.
Bet they both hardly make a peep and look at their shoes the whole time.
I'm really hoping someone makes it there and writes an accurate transcript.
That's not a smile that's a grimace.
Whoever wrote this, Gurg or speshul fan, is genuinely deluded.>>609082
Good catch anon.
I can only assume she’s going by Kai, quitting beautybot since makeup makes her dysphoric now, and she’s changing her video schedule. Hand me my $30 Lainey.>>609233
I’m honestly curious as to why he deleted his forum. Did he forget to pay the server bill or is he getting hit with a lawsuit for slandering Shiloh, Skye, and/or Shane? I’m crossing my fingers for the lawsuit tbh.
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What? God the level of reading comprehension is mind blowing , yet doesn’t come as a surprise. I guess if we see a correction in the next few days to come, Lurking confirmed?
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Why are some of these FAQs and posts written in first person and in third person?
Forgive me, I’m admittedly ignorant for 22, but the IRS situation. When you deduct taxes throughout the year (you don’t pay them when you get pay checks, etc.) you have to pay all of the back at the end of the year when you file. So, is this the same with writing things off? Did Greg just never pay back on taxes when filing? Or does writing things off mean you never have to pay it back? Like did he just fail to pay them back or was he literally cheating and stealing from the IRS?>>608844
I love this. Call me cruel, but I love when these two shit on each other. This dumb bitch makes all of these videos pretending her relationship is golden, meanwhile he tweets about wanting a girlfriend, when she acts confused “but me daddy” he shuts her down by basically telling her she’s not what he wants. If she wants to be a boy she’ll have to allow him to get a girl the same way he begged her to when she came out as bisexual. What’s it gonna take for this bitch to realize that he doesn’t actually accept her for this shit she’s pulling. He’s got an agenda. He’s not gay, he’s attracted to females and the more his wife claims she’s not a woman, the less attracted to her he will be and the more he’ll be yearning for an actual female. Let’s be realistic, Grug is addicted to sex. It’s got nothing to do with an attraction to Lainey. He’ll fuck her to get off, but he’d enjoy it more if she was a feminine woman.
I think he's deleted it since he gave the Onision email as his contact email and anyone from the govt. that googles it will come across his forums. He can say his an Internet personality and stuff is sensationalised from other sources, but Onision.com is codenming.
This is probably why all the emails between the governments seem so light hearted, I'm sure everyone dealing with that case has googled what onision is. And it's fucking hilarious
He blames Turbo Tax and others for not telling him.
Lainey is paying off his debt, but she said she's saving money to pay off his IRS debt specifically. tbh a lot of women do this kind of shit, but the guy usually doesn't have an internet paper trail showing he's been trash from day 1.
Part of me thinks Greg filled her taxes as well, as a way of control to make sure she wasn't lying to him. Because that's the kind of person he seems to be. She also seems to lazy to do it herself.
This guy is annoying now, but I think this video is a good comparison of Greg's Dear IRS bullshit and Lainey's house tour. Keep in mind this is the McMansion they no longer have (I feel sorry for whoever bought it tbh)
Here's Lainey's house tour in full (someone else's channel, it was taken from Patreon)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeJ64ulIslA
I dunno which is Greg's, but you'd probably have to ask someone for a mirror anyway.
w/o watching he writes off a ton of gaming stuff because he uses it for youtube. he also barely jokes about a mirror being in a video and says "that ones on me" or something because he doesnt think he wrote it off.
tl;dw he thought he was being clever.
Lainey did a trailer tour, but I don't remember if it was private or on YT.
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If this is actually Shreg it kind of goes to show you really how big of a fucking idiot he is. Youtube doesn't pay Shreg to make videos, they aren't promising him anything so the " In any other career, not paying the agreed upon wage after the work is done is illegal" comment is really fucking stupid. Youtube pays you to put ads on your videos, that's it. You're not employed by youtube even if you're in the "partner program" that's just being a preferred channel for ads you dingus.
>>609284>donated thousands to charity
Bitch where. >he collabs with people far less popular than him
First of all, you're not a good guy because you're filming videos with people who don't have 2Mil. dead accounts as followers. Second of all, YOU are the person that is far less popular everytime.>he's not about money
Ooooh that's why you won't even upload videos that get demonetized, or why your "fans' have to pay you to read your tweets and watch your shitty content
As a vegan Onion's take on vegetarianism offends me. It's fucking dumb as hell. No, people who eat fish are not the devil. Even if I think they should stop eating fish it's still reduction of suffering and carbon print…It's kind of pathetic for someone who can't even manage to cut dairy and eggs nor eat a vegetarian diet that isn't pure garbage to be that better than thou about eating fish.
Lainey's claim that eating fish is a way to fight anemia is also dumb. Fish is not even a good iron source…Just go to the fucking doctor and get a multivitamin gosh
So, basically "she's a hole to fuck" to him. That's really, really sad.>>609313
The money belongs to Greg himself, they have a prenup IIRC, but the debts are shared, of course.
just seeing his stupid shit eating grin as he watches himself is pretty telling. He is so in love with himself its kinda scary.
I bet he watches his own videos daily and just marvels at how smart and funny he is.
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My reaction to his video.
If only he'd drop the nice guy hero facade he's so bad at and just screech at people to harden the fuck up like Chopper Reed did… he'd still be an obnoxious cunt, but it'd be slightly funnier.
Or maybe not. It's a stupid idea.
Got curious and did a wayback search of EGHQ and it turns out that it's one of his oldest sites, going through time back to 2003.
So he's not even shutting the site down, he's just transferring it around to different domains that for some reason he's owned for years and years.
I havent seen the swamp tour video so thanks for linking.
I'm disturbed that her neck looks like that, and she mentions that her grandma is visiting a few times in the video and just, jesus christ, greg cant even tone it down when a family member is visiting? Gross. And super uncomfortable
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idk if y'all have noticed but her new profile pic literally makes her teeth look so weird
You forgot "reminds his tween fans regularly that he was going to kill himself until he started Youtube and that it's his reason for living today, not his family"
He may not be a hero, but maybe one day, he'll be an hero
it redirects to http://onision.com/NTUQZ/
which is an index page that contains a header to "refresh" the page to his patreon, so he's able to capture the ip/header info from anyone accessing it
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samefagging but his forums were hosted on Wordpress affiliate hosting and now it's on Godaddy. what happened to that sperg late last year/early this year?
yes and no, it's not hard but it's more likely he's used GoDaddy to redirect it and godaddy is serving empty redirects since I checked the IP>>609825
but fact remains, he deleted the tweets but I know I'm not imagining him shitting on Godaddy for hours a couple months ago
Uh oh is the gay brotherhood trying to dox haters lol. Pretty sure the 13 year old jew tried to harvest farmer IPs on temp. They're coming for us!! /s
Dude should be working on his appeal, doesn't he realise he might be made into a joke in the local news
I highly doubt Sarah would ever betray the Onions and Sam has moved on. Anon could just be someone that saw them at the store since Lainey has to take the kids with her everywhere because her husband can’t be bothered to watch them. I mean he doesn’t even have a nanny cam, he has a fucking security camera.
Which makes me wanna ask if we have a potential candidate willing to attend and witness the tractorgate trials?
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I checked out his patreon banner and I'm guessing it's Greg as a baby. Lainey is only there because she's part of his identity as a supportive spouse of a transgender teen boy. It's also pretty funny that the couple photos he uses are from the early years of their marriage when she identified as female. The placement of the more recent and only solo picture of Lainey is pretty telling. Maybe I'm reading way too much into it and it's just his underdeveloped humor showing it's self.
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sorry for OT, but Shiloh still has "Gregory" tattooed on her neck
I thought she covered it?
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Since Anon didn't post cap, pic related>>609881
getting that tattoo is one retarded decision but not getting it covered up all these years later when she clearly got new ink in the meantime is one of the most kekworthy and cow-cementing things I've ever seen. Paired with that instaposing and her new persona, she should be in the flakes thread, not the soundclout one.
>inb4 whiteknighting bc Shiloh can do no wrong>>609886
I'm sorry you got cucked by your bf because he'd make a huge stupid decision for his ex but doesn't respect himself or his new relationships enough to fix his mistake.
I agree it’s dumb she didn’t get it covered, but it’s just another way to torment Grug.
I hope they shat on him the entire time they hung out and MD convinced Sh to sue his fugly ass. Numbers make you stronger after all. Can’t wait for the livestream or video about this on Greg’s part.
It could torment him in many ways, because he’s easily triggered
. I mean he didn’t want Lainey getting a tattoo of his name, but his ex girlfriend that he still bitches about has his name tattooed on her neck. That’s what I meant.
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They only started following each other after the big breakup between Madison and the Avaroes, so take away from that what you will
them meeting up is only going to make Gurg think they are both still obsessed/in love with him.
I wish they had kept their little meeting private.
I mean, in the end they both can do whatever they want.
Saying they shouldn't meet/shouldn't publish meeting each other gives Gerg way to much power in their lives.
Just because they all met him in the past doesn't mean they're meeting each other because of him and only talk about him. And it sure doesn't mean they shouldn't meet, just because Gerg could react to it.
I don't mean to attack you anon, I just think we shouldn't always assume things are about him. He only has the power his haters give him.
That seems really unfair to them tbh? I don't see why their lives should have any thought of that onion boy might think just because they used to associate with him.
Let em live, Anon. Onion can only whine about something for so long when he finds out lol
Lurk moar anon.
This has been extensively covered.
You realize thats what greg wants right?
He kept chasing skye, and shi and aj off the internet, He wanted all of them to stay off and have no presence because he thinks he's "king of the internet"
He even attempted to do that shit with billie as well. Why the fuck should they just placate the grease?
As far as I can see, They could be trolling to trigger
him and I approve because lol fuck him, more spergs for us to laugh at.
And he's non-stop been uploading vids with her in them despite being warned by her manager not too.
It felt very vendetta like and lets not forget people, Booty was caught posting here and she also has a huge hate boner for shi, Plus with the "fan" thats been trying to defend grease on kiwi. I wouldn't be shocked if grease himself is just anon posting.
Why else would an anon say "Oh they should just stay private, how dare they have an internet presence"
Who else do we know that wishes for this exact thing to occur?
Oh yeah, Greg.
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Right now the kiwifarms thread is completely derailed with the “OnisionFan” bait and now the lolcow thread is being derailed by Onionflake drama causing massive unnecessary infighting. All the day before Gregory and Taylor Avaroe’s big court date in Gig Harbor.
It’s something to discuss in the meantime. I could do without the infighting tho.
I’m excited for tractorgate and the potential spergout that ensues. I also hope Shiloh wises up and sues his ass and finally gets that damn tattoo removed.
I think that Shiloh is a) a cow and b) still wants Greg. The fact that she has the tat and shows it off on her insta is attention whorey, idiotic, and serves zero purpose, unless she's still interested. The lawyer contacting Greg after all this time to take videos with Shiloh down was great to see Greg act spastic but why then? Shiloh is weird. She contacts all the women Greg fucks, she's still on his dick. She treated AJ like shit, she reached out to Lainey and Billie–it's just weird. All that business with Rogue and the baby photos was nuts. Personally I think they're a perfect match for one another.
Are there any anons going to the hearing tomorrow? Damn, to be a fly on the wall. I'm sure he's going to lose his shit.
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"tormenting Lainey" would be an even more idiotic reason to keep the branding, lmao anon what are you even on>>609979>>609964
based and blackpilled>>609969
I think they're probably genuinely bonding over how terrible it is to spend time with him but a) I can't feel sorry for Madison because she witnessed a lot and it was fine and dandy with her until she was personally affected and b) Shiloh befriending all his scorned exes speaks volumes.>>609979
I don't think Shiloh is still into him at all but I wouldn't be surprised if this ended in another blowup like Shiloh and AJ because both of them are unstable attention-seekers. It's all good with me though, the more content they make together, the better. For all I care they can start dating each other as long as it brings milk.
I'll be moving this to the flake thread >>>/snow/691458
from now on, but instead of discrediting any criticism of Shiloh as vendettachan hater flakes XDD, realize that we've experienced time and time again that the people who seek out Greg have cow tendencies with or without him. We're still laying into Lainey hard
and some anons seem to hate her more than Greg, Shiloh should not be exempt and a lot of the harshness ITT is in response to some farmers mollycoddling Shiloh and rewriting history to pretend she never did any of the fucked up things she did or that she didn't grow up to be a dime a dozen bong-ripping instaho ddlg snowflake. But she's GOALZ because she lost weight and got over her ex (but really not because clearly she's still wrapped up in it). It's way too much projecting from blogposting anons who want revenge for their own trauma.
There are a lot of girls that, when they get out of a really shitty relationship, try to warn their ex's new gf, because they dont want their ex to abuse the new gf as well.
I also think it's not her job to contact Gerg's new victims, but after all she went through I understand why she doesnt want other girls to go through that as well.
That she still has the tattoo is odd to me as well. I dont know how much her character has developed in the past seven, or so, years, but if she's still like the Shiloh she was at that time, maybe she still has feelings for him deep down.
Overall her and Gerg were perfect for each other.
To be honest, the tattoo might be a reminder and a motivator to her to do better than she did before.
I know a girl who tattooed her boyfriends name on her when she was 18, he ended up cheating on her and beating her up so bad she ended up in the hospital. She didn't cover it up because she wanted to keep a reminder that since she survived that, she can survive anything. Dunno is that the case, but since she clearly has a deep seated resentment towards onion, it might be that she's on a mission to warn other girls so they don't get fucked up like she did.
AJ did try to do the same didn't she?
We are talking about good ol' gurgles, so I wouldn't be surprised at all if his exes had experienced way worse shit than we know and now are on a mission to fuck him up.
Move discussion of Shiloh and Madison here as long as they're not directly involved with current happenings in Greg's life. >>>/snow/691458
Also this is a reminder to stop blogposting your relationship experiences.
>>609995>To be honest, the tattoo might be a reminder and a motivator to her to do better than she did before.
I thought of that as well. She doesnt see the tattoo, so maybe she really just doesnt care.
If Lamp ever has the guts to leave his droopy ass, she'll has a hell of a lot more problems with her 374 Onion-related tattoo. Girl's branded. All that's missing is him literally branding her with a hot horseshoe(read the farmhand post)
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Read the rules and usage info.
This is why we need all the mods purged when the new admin comes in.
Stop pushing this double posting shit.(derailing)
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Welp it’s December the 6th here and I’m waiting patiently for the northern hemisphere to catch up so the tractorgate proceedings can get underway. You gon’ be more than a little fucked up, Anus.
This rule has been in place for a long time, you can either follow the site rules or find a different community with rules that better suit your taste. Anon was merely reminded, not punished in any way.
This is the final warning, all bans so far have been temporary, but I want to remind everyone that ban evasion will lead to a permaban.
Now quit derailing and read the damn rules.
I thought Gargoyle already said he wouldn't mind having children with another WOMAN? kek
Most of the video was them shopping and eating. Onion violated some Christmas decorations. He was pretty mean throughout, including saying that just a close up of Lainey's eye would do better than her regular videos. He also said he only watches her videos to jerk off.
At the very end they spoke about kids. She's on birth control but in 3 years she wants him to get the snip cos that's when her birth control runs out.
I literally said I would do it if I could. Don’t be a cunt. What is with farmers getting so butthurt today? >>610040
Yeah, maybe. Probably is, Greg turns into a little bitch when confronted by people to his face. That’s why nothing has ever happened to him with CPS, police, etc. And they never come across his various social media platforms. And he just shut his site down, probably because his lawyer advised him to.
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way late onion prime content
but this reads like a "and everyone on the bus clapped" kind of story.>>610040
Also, I looked up to see if you could watch the hearing online and I don't believe you can but all records for these kinds of things are public. I just wish we could see in real time if he flips the fuck out.
Thank you, anon. Why in 3 years? What’s the wait? If she’s going to make him do it when her birth control runs out, what’s the purpose of him not doing it now. They are so stupid. Clearly that means they aren’t having kids again. I doubt he’ll do it anyway because he loves the thought of knocking women up.(doubleposting & ban evasion)
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Better start a sperg to keep your mind of your court date tomorrow.
Oh shut the fuck up, you narcissistic, ugly ass criminal. You literally told black women that they had dirty hair because it's a different texture than yours. I hope he gets jail time.>>610003
They don't take care of the two that they have now. Those kids are ignored and will possibly be without a home soon.
It's George H.W. Bush, for one.
Secondly, he praises Obama, yet Obama has sent drones to the middle-east and has had innocents killed. Will he have the same stance when he dies? Probably not.
He's late on the news of his death. Guess he's been too busy destroying his yard and yelling at his kids.
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Her "fans" just learned about her racist past and Greg cannot keep up with deleting them.
What? What tweets? Did I miss anything?
Anyway, the "racist tweet card" is bad, and might result in quite a loss of subs.
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Your dad: is in a cult because he's a Christian
You: started a literal cult
Your dad: allegedly is incest
You: kissed your cousin while she was asleep, proudly said stepmoms are hot, got nude bodymassages from your mom
Your dad: allegedly raped and abused people
You: raped AJ and abused everyone you ever met
So, if he's a monster, you are aswell.
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Here you go anon, I've seen youtubers get cancelled for less. Hope this really bites her in the ass
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There’s these tweets as well. I wonder if she’ll pull a J* and say if she was in a very dark place when she said these things to get sympathy points from viewers. That is if she even addresses them.
Thank you, anon!
I'd bet money on her deleting those tweets asap.
We don't care
Whatever brings down this bitch is good, like the other anon said, other youtubers have been cancelled for less.
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Someones feeling the pressure
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What the hell is this i hate it
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i'm ded, it's hideous but so wonderful and wholesome. i feel like i had a stroke. thank u lolcow
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All glory to our based admin and farmhands. This is hilarious!
I’m genuinely surprised he’s not acting out on twitter. His lawyer probably told him to put a sock in it lol. >>610171
Thank you based farmhands/admin.
lol, she's more petty than us – I guess I can respect that.>>609921
He won't shut up about her, and she's a public figure. I don't blame her.
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Lol of course he’s going the “I’m depressed REEEE” route.
fatbeccs was only allowed around cause of $$$, now that's gone, so is she
maybe you're thinking of the living potato
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Greg doesn't know what to do about his private twitter getting leaked.
Potato Nose is asking him to make a SUPER DUPER SEKRET twitter account for just his bestest best fwiends. I dont understand why shes pushing for that. If the group shrinks hes eventually going to figure out it was her.
Any guesses what he'll call this account? OnisionOptimum?
It doesn't matter really either way. We all know how much Shreg hates condoms.. I've also noticed his oppressed sexual urges leaking into his content. The most recent UhOhBro video has the guy constantly commenting on TikTok females, "If you're at least 18 years old I'd bang you. But I'd have to fall in love with you first" (said this twice..) even going so far as to comment in a recent video how he would "pull their hair and bite their neck (further stating it is because he is sooper gud at sex)". This goes along with his recent tweet about needing a girlfriend to use chains on. The dude is desperate for fresh teenage meat. It is vomit inducing to see such a mentally-stunted egomaniac CONSTANTLY ranting about sex… he never stops talking about it. If I were Lainey, I would have 5 IUD's implanted just to make EXTRA sure his deformed offspring aren't growing inside of me. I am surprised as well that she hasn't stopped breast-feeding by now.. considering how paralyzing body dismorphia is described as, I would have switched to bottle feeding after the first year, if not foregone it entirely. My guess is Onion has the final say on when she can do that as well.
Random anon trying to help ask kiwi.farms they have different rules on cow tipping and doxxing. This would not be the best place to ask, all respect to lolcow.
Onision's thread is under the "beauty parlor" forum title. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onision-gregory-james-daniel-jackson-avaroe.4851/page-387
Also, shout out to our admins for the makeover. Killed me!
Imagine paying for something only to have a bitch who has been known to post here to try to push for extra security
. Greg is incredibly retarded to trust Megan. One false move and I'm sure she'll do worse than post super secret twitter posts
Taylor looks like she's doing community service lmao
And Onision looks emaciated due to a terminal illness.
I would make a shitty photo w/caption but I can't think of one.>>610281>I've felt like crying since the middle of this podcast on~ This hurt.
lmao that fucking tilde, I'm deader than his dead friend. And his turtle. Does he mention the turtle.
he needs to… feed
his edg i n e s s
would dull the ..sharpest..
do you believe, yet
that I Am
a fellow teen
he types just like how he talks lmao…
it's so… fake… deep…>>610281
tldl; he didn't cry when his grandpa die (he was too young) and his two nephews who died (one was stillborn and one died of sids) because he never met them. We was super torn up about Jad though. His dad also murdered
a woman because he wore a motorcycle helmet and he didn't give the passenger the helmet. He goes on a tangent on how horrible his dad is after speaking about an Airman who died in a motorcycle accident because he gave his passenger the helmet instead of the Airman wearing it himself.
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All the appeal docs have both their names. So I assume they both are being charged, and have to show up.
Have you seen the video of him talking to the cops during the Sh fiasco?
He was timid and used that feminine voice he likes to use thinking it makes him sound calm and non threatening.
When confronted with someone with real power like police officers or in this case a judge, hes going to be a pussy. He acted like a tough guy to Sh manager/lawyer because it was on the phone and not face to face, plus the guy was just some rando acting as her legal rep, screaming at him isnt going to get him a contempt charge.
He's an Athiest but believes in souls? Wow.
I'm so excited for the case tomorrow. I'm surprised he hasn't done anything crazy like trying to get into a psych ward or anything, in avoidance but also to plead insanity.
We are going to have to be quick to back up any videos he makes afterwards. I have a feeling he will release one and then get scared of the consequences and delete it.
I really hope someone does attend tomorrow, or that we are able to obtain the minutes.
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Since I feel like we have a few anons going:https://www.co.pierce.wa.us/1041/Courtroom-Conduct
Take notes for us farmers who can't attend lol
inb4 he skips out on the hearing because he thinks the haturs are out to get him
For the cell phone thing: if you're not being disruptive/be discreet, you might be able to keep it out. Not being disruptive is having your phone on your lap to record what is being said via voice memo. Just put a scarf or gloves over the phone in case someone is looking over at you. Most courtrooms have microphones, so you should be able to hear Greg and his attorney loud and clear.
I worked for the courts in a large metropolitan area, so the rules may have been more lax.
Grugs the kind of bitch that feels sad for like five mins and immediately declares on twitter that he is depressed>>610041
HIM to get the snip? Sure laim. I bet Greg has stupid ideas about it making him less of a man. Also in a vid just a few weeks or a month back didn't he say that he still wanted more kids? With a third potentially lol
Tinfoil: maybe his “I’m so depressed” tweets are a cry for a fan of his to call a wellness check on him so he’ll get sent to the hospital and not have to go to the court tomorrow.
Oh who am I kidding he doesn’t think that far ahead!
Yep. They're both listed as the property owners on the deed so they where both summoned.
I've spent the last hour catching up on all of the biology/wetland talk on kiwi and oh boy, I am excited. Greg's really fucked himself over. Not only did he negligently remove trees/shrubs/bushes on a federally classified wetland causing widespread, ecological effects, he's also gone and hired what looks to be one of the cheapest lawyers he could find. The inevitable massive fines and various fees coupled with his IRS debt and current mortage is going to lead to one of the greatest sperg-outs in onion history, I'm calling it right now. God bless tractorgate.
To the farmers going, make sure to take a notebook and pen. Sit in the front benches if you can. I wouldn’t risk breaking the cellphone rule because you can get kicked out, so just take as many bullet notes. When Gurg and Plainey say something milky, quote it please.
It would have been great if one of us got permission to take photos, that can often be done two weeks in advance by filling out a form. Hopefully farmers can get a good glance of Gurg’s face or that a journalist who got permission takes pics (if any respectable news outlet even cares to cover this washed up emo, that is). If we’re lucky, we’ll get a mugshot by the end of this instead. Let the milk pour.
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Safe to say I can forget about having any semblance of a productive day at work. LET IT POUR.
Sometimes, these type of long hearings have small intermissions. If a farmer who can recover from the spergfest that will be this court hearing can come on and give live updates in between breaks, that’d also be great.
Judges who can detect bullshit also love cutting off liars as they speak lol Onion will definitely get his ass handed to him. If Plainey is also on trial, her and Onion will likely be sitting a part from each other—adding to their defenselessness.
She probably won’t be LARPing as trans tomorrow either. Let’s hope the judge triggers
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i fucking hate the holidays so this is prob my one good time this month
dont let me down captain planet court system
Honestly anon I was also hoping for a court sketch from a farmer lmao. Not sure if it’s too much to ask for because the milk will be leaking from courtroom crevice to courtroom crevice, and it can be overwhelming to hear how these things unfold, but it’d be hilarious if someone could dedicate their visit to drawing Onion, even if it’s super quick and low effort!
A professional court sketch could be done by a photo journalist who specializes in these things and didn’t get the permission to take photos of the case beforehand, or even a designated courtroom sketch artist. Hopefully one will be present. The application process for court room pictures is super easy too, even a college student could have gotten approved just say you want pictures for a project. The court even lets you pick the specific case to take pictures of. Imagine all of the golden tractor shots we could have all laughed at if any of us had filled out a form for approval a month ago.
Unfortunately, Greg will likely be sitting facing the opposite direction from any farmers to face the judge, but who knows! If we get lucky, the room will get full of other attendees and the court will play the hearing outside of the court room, so hopefully a farmer can take pics of a TV screen if that happens kek.
I'm afraid it's going to be similar to all the other times cops/animal welfare has been to his house. Nothing will happen and he will upload a "HA. SEE HATURS. The authorities agreed with me! You are all so pathetic." Etc.
I know this is different because it involves the actual courts but..I dunno….Gurgles has an uncanny way of never really paying for his crimes.
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Ngl, just a bit. However, shit is definitely going down.
Either Onion will be paying a hefty fine, far more than he can afford, and he’ll probably have to do community service kek. Or, he does end up going to jail for a year minimum. So much can happen in one year, and we are guaranteed a mugshot. It really will depend on whether he is charged with a misdemeanor or a felony, and that’s dependent on the value of property damage. The best case scenario is he gets at least ten years in jail!
In this particular case, it doesn’t even matter if he claims he wasn’t aware that he tampered with protected property, according to this government website.
Even if Lainey herself isn’t on trial (highly unlikely,) she’ll most likely go with her ~boo~ to court and she’ll be sitting among an audience of people who hate Onision, and hate her too by extension. She’ll get her feefees hurt.
The judge will pick up that this family is dysfunctional as fuck in general. Hopefully more of Onion’s slip-ups come up in this case, as there will be times where he is directly asked questions that are very personal. If it ends up getting super milky, there will be multiple hearings. If there’s multiple hearings, then now we will be better equipped to try getting every juicy detail in court in the future.
We are guaranteed milk either way. Let’s hope it’s a felony charge.
Good idea. Plainey looking into the judge’s eyes, and turning against Gurg by saying, “I.. can’t control his actions.. your honor.”
But seriously I can see Onion getting community service, which in itself can be lulzy. Hopefully he’ll have to rake leaves off a highway wearing an orange jumpsuit.
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I think the opposite may happen. Usually he is not caught on camera doing his dirty deeds. Plus it is a lot more now than just the police, I feel something bad for him coming down the line for this, not what most anons believe, but, something…
-Gerg starts fake crying
-He throws a fit for getting punished (be human!)
-He's saying he's a veteran and fought fot this country
-Lamp's getting pissed because she'll get misgendered
or whats most likely:
-they're both just sitting there, getting assraped while their lawyer does an awful job
I'm honestly so curious about that.
I really hope the kiwifarms will put their autism to goos work and offer us a milky report.
- Greg brings up his kids as a defense for not being punished
- Greg misgenders Lainey in his sperg
- Greg throws Lainey under the bus (unlikely, but it would be sooo good)
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Even people on Twitter are spamming at Onision about his court date, and saying things like this. It seems like even twitterfags are keeping tabs. Hopefully a local newspaper will pick up on it too, small towns like this would consider a has-been YouTuber to be news.
Even if it isn’t the sentencing we want, we are guaranteed sperging and at least two anons are so coming through and going. I think a lot of our milk will depend on how accurately anons will depict the case in their notes.
At a minimum, Onion boy will be paying out of his ass, and hopefully someone will sneak a picture of the spaceprince in court if she’s in the audience, too. There’s no way she won’t be crying at some point
Let’s hope they have a male judge, please. Female judges are a bit more passive (not all of course). A man’s communication style is more blunt in general, so a male judge will actually speak to them in a condescending way and be argumentative. Imagine Lainey trying to tell the judge to please use her ~pronouns~. As soft-spoken as this bitch can be, she knows farmers will be there, and she’ll likely want to conserve her fakeboi image. If she tells the judge to not misgender her, it’s milky and attention-whory. If she doesn’t tell the judge anything, it’s milky because she publicly outed herself as a transtrender. Either way, a male judge is guaranteed to be a huge dick, and if Onion gives attitude, the judge will give it right back.
Lainey is way too sensitive and a male judge will break her if she has to talk.
By the end of the day, these two will be taken down several notches.
The glorious day is here!
-Taylor will wear some kind of dress pants/sweater combo.
-She will definitely be misgendered because they recognize her a female. No public sperging will happen because they save that for insta captions/tweets/videos as she showed recently
-They will probs just get a fine and if we’re lucky community service. If it’s just a fine expect a video from Greg sperging about everything.
-I really doubt jail time because that’s just too good to happen. We may get lucky but it’s doubtful
He's not an atheist, he stated that himself when debating JG last year. She skimmed over it but I wish she'd addressed it. >>610366
Yes. I'm seriously confused by how excited anons are, with Gurg's history of never getting repercussions, I'm expecting a slapped wrist and that's it.>>610373
This is spot on.
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sadly I won’t be able to attend this shit show in person to draw an actual court sketch - I did manage a little something though
People always say that. He's such a piece of shit, if that's what happens - I don't even mind.
But Taylor will still probably be on the outside, and Onision lives on in his children. Just wait like 5 more years for Trot to hit Google.
Hey Mods, any chance we can use this image and have a live thread for the court? It would be great to discuss it live :)
I’m excited to let this milk get a flowin’
Gerg will find a way to fuck community service up. Community service involves interacting with people who will not be amused at his narc tard-rages.
Can't you be sent to jail if you don't fulfill the terms?
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Kek, yes. Let’s hope he arrives late to court today + aggravates the courtroom + fucks up his community service + can’t afford to pay his fines. He’s on thin ice after today.
Also, anyone know if probation is a possibility for him? That’d be hilarious.
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Happy onionmas- love drawfag
Unfortunately I don’t see jail time happening. I predict Plain will wear her prom suit and some makeup but not style her ugly ass emo cut in a mature way; she’ll sit there silently and not speak, nor will she correct anyone about her pronouns.
As for Anus I have no idea. I predict a fine, maybe even a hefty one. He’ll probably act depressed on twitter for a bit, maybe make a speaks video where he acts like a pussy, then go into REEEEEE mode a few days later.
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Tampering with the flood plains in Washington isn't really minor. They have a really bad history of mudslides. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Oso_mudslide
) However, if he only gets fined I'll take that.
Minor would be a non lethal petty theft, Onion's done more than tens of thousands in damage. I think some anons are underestimating the seriousness of damaging "some plants". Anyway, the letter in evidence states what they will do, he has to pay the permits and repair costs, if not then possibility of jail. I think WA will just want the scrounge to part with his money and fix the fucking wetlands. His hearing is essentially him being told the contents of the letter since him and his wife were too illiterate to read it.
He might not be getting butt sex in jail but parting with money is probably what Greg equates to rape
she also has lost her authorisation two times, because she kept on lying and told a client to burn evidence against them. (was the exact same case Grugg has now. Living on wetland, signing a paper that says nothing will be done without permits, destroys land)
If she's pulling this shit again today, she'll lose her authorisation forever. So she has no other choice than to be honest and let Gerg get his consequences.
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Never mind it looks fucking terrible and lumpy but surprisingly green.
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either he's waiting to start or isn't there.
the hearing is 3 hours long.
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It's three hours long for the Avaroe's. They aren't seeing anyone else today.
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If nothing else we'll have the court recordings or transcripts. Not sure which they release on their website.
Until then we can all enjoy the lord's work in the way of this festive overlay and keep refreshing their twitters in case one of them feigns a panic attack and has to escape the court room to furiously tweet about how the BIG EVIL GOVERNMENT is going to take all they have.
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Really do think this is Onion trying to pull a fast one on us, because he would have sent this half an hour into his hearing. Even if he did have a break, he wouldn’t be allowed on his phone.. and if he were on his phone for some reason, why would he tweet shit like this? I really think he’s trying to go down the route terrorists go when they drop hints on social media prior to their crimes. Onion thinks he’s relevant enough for a judge or potential jury to look up his social media. To an extent, he still does have fans, but certainly is not relevant. He probably wants to seem as ~unhinged~ as possible so people go soft on him. All of this is just adding to his retardation.
Bonus: what if he actually did go into court late, and gets into even more trouble. Please be the case.
he tweeted about it an hour ago, so he'd be late if he did decide to go. If an farmer is there she's probably laying low. Let's wait a bit.
Also there's most likely going to be an update or a transcript posted online in a few days. Most hearings are recorded.
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In Onion’s replies. Jesus Christ. His fans are not making him look good rn.
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The sent from web client can mean anything. Either he is using his phone’s web browser, or he is using an app to send scheduled tweets. The tweets would have the app’s name on it though, like “Sent from TweetDeck.”
It most likely was sent from a web browser, and you can’t schedule tweets like that. Maybe Lainey is tweeting for him?
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At some point he mentioned he deleted the Twitter app. So his tweets from desktop are from Twitter Web Client, and tweets from mobile are from Twitter Lite.
Though it's possible to open Twitter in desktop mode while on mobile and post tweets from there.
Bit tinfoil, but this bitch clearly knows what he’s doing if he felt the need to announce he deleted the actual app. He knows tweets from desktop/desktop version on mobile web have that “sent from web client” stamp. What if he actually was entering court, and he sent that tweet from his phone’s web browser in desktop mode to try making us haters feel like we’ve lost and that he’s still at home and has no court hearing or something?
Because he’s been awfully quiet since that tweet, so has Lainey. The hearing ends in 45 minutes so we will soon know the truth.
it also does not work for me, maybe cause I am an eurofag. Is there more info there than >>610560
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There’s a lot but this is among my favorite parts. They tried so hard to seem like they were innocent and didn’t know what to do. Everything is debunked so hard including they were contacted with instructions on what exactly to do.
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Have some patience eurofags, there are 50+ pages to read through. Looks like onions court bearing was in a small part of the local newspaper. Can’t post more detailed image because I don’t feel like blocking information.
This was posted a week ago. >>607133
Don’t attempt to mislead others by passing off older information as new. Make sure you read the thread before posting.
So it wrapped as of about half an hour ago, either he's going to be mouse-quiet or REEEEEEEEEing like he's never done before.
How soon would findings/results be up, anyone know?
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Any idea what local publication might cover it? We’re prob going to find information there first. I wouldn’t be shocked if people chose not to show to the court, especially on a Thursday morning…
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>>610608>he's at least smart enough>implying Grug is smart at something
Imho he'll be sperging later today instead of sleeping. He simply cannot stop himself from sperging on Twitter, it's in his blood.
Probably shouldn't have typed "smart enough" but I gave him too much credit.
The only other excuse I can give for his radio silence is that he's actually stuck at the court house or with his lawyer filling out some paperwork based on the decision. Greg can't afford to drag this out any longer and based on Greg's appeal and the County's Response, I cannot see anything being ruled in Greg's favor. Court's are usually lenient, but there's no getting away with the 2K application fee for .. was it engineering assessment of the damage he's done and corrective measures? I mean that's just paying for someone to go out there and give him estimates.
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Next tractorgate date! Maybe they couldn’t fit everything into today’s hearing?
I called the office and they said "The case wasn't heard because appellants' lawyer asked for more time, they are trying to sort something out." So it's nothing juicy, the lawyer is just stalling for whatever reason. That's why onion didn't go, he would've agreed they were doing this with the lawyer ahead of time.
Sorry for the anti-climax anons.
So they're gonna get fucked in the ass just in time for Christmas.
Awwww damn, I'm gonna have to double up on the milk I set out with the cookies, it sounds like.
So they didn't tell their lawyer the truth. GG Grunkle and [insert fakeboi name here]
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It’s not the milk we deserved, but this is still milky in and of itself! Onion and company have had months to sort this shit out. What new revelation came up that they have to stall this long? Greg and his Walmart lawyer are just putting on a show.
If there’s one thing judges hate, it’s having their time wasted. They slated three fucking hours (far more than the average court case runs) for the Onions.. for them to not even go through with it today. Them pushing back the date was definitely a last minute change, too. Or else we would’ve seen the new date on the couer’s website sooner. Things aren’t looking good for Gurg and company already.
Also, as mentioned, this means Greg is investing even more money into his lawyer for more time, kek.
Just remember, if the retards are quiet online about their case, it isn’t because they’ve won, it’s because they gotta keep hush hush.
I feel bad for her for this too, because she wasn't the one who did the work, and she almost certainly wasn't the one who told Greg to do it. So she's there because she is legally responsible, but she probably had very little to actually do with it. Greg does whatever the hell he wants, and Taylor doesn't have much input into it.
That being said, she is still an enabling, conniving, shitty piece of work.
As per usual, I'm on the fence in regard to Lainey because yes, she's an abuse victim and but then she's done soooo many bad and horrible things herself as well.
She has parents who still support her to this day even though she's gone behind their back so badly. She's had so many wake-up calls throughout the years and still can't let go. She's either incredibly dumb or seriously emotionally / developmentally stunted which is sad, not only for her but also for her kids.
Lawfag here -
Now I'm not sure exactly how tribunals work, but in Civil Cases, "extensions of time" and resetting hearings is standard practice. It does not at all bother Judges, since it's common practice to reschedule hearings.
Now what exactly do Greg and his lawyer intend on "sorting out" is the real question. If an appeal was filed, the county can file a response THEN a "Reply" to that Response can be filed. That's at least how it's done in regular ole' Courts. I'm thinking maybe the attorney was working on other shit and rescheduled to file a Reply before the hearing. If so, that means we might get a super milky Reply to the County. Hopefully it's better written, but hopefully it's not.
It could have simply been rescheduled because Greg and Lainey were dying in their raped wetland soil and had their lawyer reschedule. It's not a big deal and it only means the lawyers gets more time to bill.
I'd look up the Rules of Procedure for tribunals to see if a Reply would even be allowed if it missed submission deadlines.
At this point, I'm also wondering if Greg's attorney read that pretty thorough Response and is looking for mitigating factors so Greg doesn't have rebuild an ecosystem. Kek.
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Don't know if I've posted this already but here's a video that'll give you perspective of how much Greg will be in debt because of the IRS: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CVKCUoZCOrGxRU3bCC6FAbo5pqhzZ8ob
5 months until we can see how fucked he'll be by the IRS.
The Lorax LMAOO, nice one>>610671
The plot thickens… Either way, call us Santa because for Christmas time we're gonna get a lot of milk
not a legalfag but I know lawyers try to postpone cases when their client is likely to lose to run out the statute of limitations. I don't know what the SoL would be for his case, though.
A lot of times they do it because the courts have more important shit to worry about atm.
As far as I am aware the statute of limitations is 2 years. No way they can successfully postpone for that long. They are going to have to face the music.
Their silence speaks volumes. I definitely think Greg would be sperging about how smart and amazing he is right now if things had gone well today.
He’s hoping that if he makes enough black and white videos where he talks in his effeminate voice and says how evil and unfair the government is, those teen thots will cough up $300,000.
Keep dreaming, Anus.
Not necessarily. Lawyers often want things settled as quickly as possible. Time is money with them and I'm guessing a small time case like Greg's isn't going to be pulling in lots of money. For the most part, in defense cases, the large sum put down in the beginning is really the profit they expect. You want to get that initial fee then try to get the case settled and moved on to other bigger cases.
One problem with "milking" a case is there are limits and limited billing amounts. You can be reported to the bar association if you have a large bill amount and it can get you disbarred if you're charging ridiculously or aren't managing a case appropriately. Ethical billing and representation are a big deal.
Another reason to move a case out is to keep clients happy. If you get reported to the state bar, even if the findings are ruled in your favor, your malpractice insurance goes sky high.
I'm sure the continuance was issued because Greg and Lainey were too anxious about going or the attorney wants to actually present some better arguments.
That could be why they're being quiet. They realized they have no case and they're busy brainstorming more excuses to try and save their asses. But knowing them, probably not.
In reality, Onion has probably been locked away beating off to thoughts of better times all day (inspired by recently seeing the name Billie in his stream) to relieve stress, leaving Lainey to watch the kids while intermittently sobbing and taking tongue-out selfies. In other words, nothing unusual for them.
December 20th can't come fast enough.
I don't really feel bad for her, because she's a shitty self-absorbed fucktard of a "boi" but there can be no doubt how fucked over she's been in relationships contributed a bit to what a shitshow her life and how she presents herself is.
She is both incredibly stupid and lacking personality inherently but no one deserves what she got.
I was actually thinking perhaps her fakeboi transtrending, in addition to hopping on tweentumblr trend as she is wont to do, may be due to some sort of posttraumatic self-hate? Pls no ban for armchair but it's a thing that rape victims do, de-feminize themselves. Even if she wasn't raped by Greaseystein, he ruined her life and basically forced her to have kids (fetish, her being a doormat, etc) too young. She must subconsciously loathe her vagina and what "it" indirectly did to her and her body and her life (no way she's self-aware or introspective enough to try and digest the roots of her emotions tho lol)
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He’s back, with scheduled Eugenia sperg.
No doubts that Greg is a sociopath, or at the very least a manipulative and conniving asshole, but I wouldn't look too deep into the meaning behind his tweets. Especially when you're trying to prove that he has no idea about how people express emotions.
Like we've already established before this is most likely just a half-assed attempt to make an insanity plea or he's just sperging for the sake of being an absolute edgelord. His 14 year old fans love the idea of him using a happy emoji with something dark and meaningful.
Isn't a case like this kind of time-sensitive, though? I mean, the lug nut destroyed a whole ecosystem in his backyard. He cut down trees that were decades old. There's danger of it all eroding and decaying further the longer the sentencing waits.
Or is he going to have to hire the inspector and start working on restoring it before all his charges/fines are processed? I'm not sure exactly how things like this play out.
What is your obsession with getting fucked in the ass? >>610688
He probably thinks it makes him look professional because it's his "business" email.>>610692
As much as we all dislike Lainey for obvious reasons, I'd much prefer her staying out of this one so the kids still have one parent that doesn't totally fuck up their lives for selfish reasons. She's annoying and horrible, but she didn't damage the yard. She was taking care of the kids Onion neglects. It's funny that he hasn't even tried to defend her or ask for her to be excluded. It's pathetic, because instead of thinking of her kids in this, she's probably pushing aside large amounts of cash to help him even more. What's going to happen when they lose everything? One of them needs to be worrying about feeding and clothing the baby. This dumb fuck wanted a prenup, why is she so ignorantly giving him the money he didn't think she'd earn on her own?
>>610751> Lawyers often want things settled as quickly as possible
Shut the fuck up . And right after you say
> Time is money with them
If you're the lawyer anon you probs passed the bar exam in new jersey or one of those easy-ass states right? There is no WAY someone who passed it in , say New York, would have that dumb ASS mentality as yours. " lawyers want thing settled quickly" lmao surejen.jpg>>610771
Thank you, anon. I don't get where anyone, Onions and farmers alike, can come up with the idea that Lainey isn't part of this too just because she wasn't the one buzzsawing and bulldozing.
She always says she "can't control what he does," but if she was a responsible adult she would have known about the restrictions on their property (just like he should have) and would have told him not to do this shit because it would be illegal and they'd get fined. Instead they both somehow have ~nooo idea~ this would get them in trouble, and she's helping him build bonfires during a burn ban and hanging out while he takes an actual bulldozer to their backyard for no reason at all. They're both clueless assholes who should have actually read the paperwork that came along with the house they purchased, that they BOTH signed, or at least consulted it when they wanted to do some outside renovations. I can't imagine being so careless and naive, especially at their age.
She's not a helpless child, nor does she have an excuse to claim she was in the dark about any of this. She's his adult wife.
>>610779>I can’t control what he does!
How’s that working out for ya?
You shouldn’t want to control
your spouse (like Obesion wants to do to everyone around him—and Plainey is manipulative as fuck toward everyone around her too), but you should be able to tell them shit
and they’ll take it into consideration. Especially when your own ass is on the line, too.
Calm down anon, people are allowed to disagree with you.>>610784
Honestly, I can't see them allowing him to delay it much longer than, let's say, March. And I highly doubt he wants to have Pierce County and the IRS hounding him at the same time. Stalling for time isn't beneficial for Lainey and Greg. They've already stalled twice, there's only so many excuses they can use to stall now.>>610786
Lainey isn't a child though. Putting her blind trust in Greg with financial decisions is dumb considering how she's helping him pay for his IRS fuck ups. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse. Let this be a lesson to them both.
It's more so finding her culpable rather than implying she's competent in any way. Learned helpless and being pathetically stunted do not excuse her from the responsibility of being an adult/citizen/mother. I don't think anyone here thinks she can actually understand or do anything, anons are just pointing out she is
The fact there are numerous screenshots/vlogs etc that point to her being manipulative and lying makes this even more so, regardless of whether she can wipe her own retarded boy-ass or not.
As long as Lainey is with Greg, her children are never going to be okay. The mom card isn't going to cover her ass in court and it won't here. The kids are better off living with her parents than with them. An emotionally stunted mother who constantly has identity issues is not a good mother.
You're also assuming they'll actually send the onions to jail. They want them to correct what they fucked up, not waste taxpayer money by going to jail for 90 days to a year.
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well, I'm disappointed they didn't go to court today, but on another note it looks like Onion might be looking for a 3rd or even a replacement. I say this because why tf has he been mentioning falling in love before having sex so much recently? it seems like he's looking to fall in love with someone to bang. Like Lainey who? I like how he responds to this woman's email talking about how he isn't interested because he wants to be in love when he has sex. No mention of his husband.
Is it just me or has he been boasting about his ability to be attracted to other people a lot lately? I don't think I remember him ever talking about his attraction to others as much as he has been recently. Almost like he wants Lainey to feel like shit. he seems pretty willing to get into a relationship with someone who isn't her as long as he's in love with them.
Journalismfag here. I was thinking the same thing. In theory, if an anon who is willing and lives in Washington has the time and ability to go to the December 20th hearing, there might be a chance to get approval for courtroom pics.
A local anon would go to the courthouse tomorrow or Monday, speak to a clerk, and ask for the application. Said anon will be asked why they want to take photos. Anon can say it’s for a university newspaper or a project of some sort. If
the clerk determines it’s a valid reason, anon will be given the form.
You’ll need the case number to fill out the form, and I believe you’ll have to be with an organization/school/job. The form isn’t that hard to fill out, but you gotta have your info ready. You submit the form to the clerk, and will be notified if you’re aproved before the case, but not on that same day.
The problem with this though, is say an anon does get approved, they can take as many pics as they’d like—however, posting them on here can be a problem.
As much of a wet dream as it’d be to have spastic, high quality Gregma shots, it can be risky for whoever does take the photos and for the site potentially, if they’re posted to here.
Can we get an artfag to sketch?
So his earlier tweets about being depressed and dying, all clearly show he's very worried about the case. But he must have known his lawyer was going to ask for an extension. So, he was this >>610156 >>610157
worried over just rescheduling, imagine how much he's shitting himself about the actual sentencing.>>610785
She went and picked out the fucking tractor with him! Watched his from the house. There's no such thing as an innocent bystander, she could have stopped it at anytime. She's just as guilty as he is and deserves whatever she gets. I think all the anons kissing Laineys theoretical dick are newfags, brought here by tractorgate.
Some of us are legalfags, anon. Those of us providing you with information on these circumstances did not "see it on tv." Try again. Don't get mad because you thought you knew what you were talking about.>>610838
Knew you would come.>inb4 hate boner anons come in accusing us of whiteknighting Lainey >>610819>>610839
She's moving up the tier for a shitty, boring instagram that no one should have to pay for anyway. She's such a fucking dumbass. I don't watch many YouTubers, but does anyone else have private social media accounts they charge their patrons for? Like who tf do these assfucks think they are? I can't believe people pay for this shit.
Do you think you or any other anons willing to go can request the court picture form? It’s a really easy process, just have your story straight, though it may vary from county to county.
Without blogposting too much, when I did this type of thing, pics of inmates at hearings were posted online, and the court never came after me.
However, this is Greg we’re talking about, a known lurker who will throw the biggest bitch fit if court candids are posted onto here.
There’s no issue with an anon taking permissible photos for their own enjoyment and safe keeping, but surely there’s a way we can all see them too. Perhaps a sock puppet account somewhere or a drive.
That is insane. Of course the lawyer is getting paid, not doing it for free because she’s banging Gurgles.
She’s 60+years old, married, attractive in that rich white society grandma way. If she wanted a boy toy, she could hire an actually attractive one with the money Grot and Thot pay her. Someone hot, who showers, who isn’t a ridiculous asshole.
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shhh anon, don't respond to newfags who don't know how to quote and have to spew their insane conspiracy theories. you know better.
crossposting from the flakes thread:>>>/snow/745072
it looks like Booty had a mental breakdown at work over being outed as a traitor yet again and was sent home.
She later sperged out in the Onioncord about getting herself committed for mental health reasons, and was removed from Lainey's Discord just a few minutes ago. She's offline and it's the middle of the night, so that probably means Lainey gave her the boot.
I'm crossposting this here because it means that Lainey does believe the evidence about Booty, no doubt. She lost modship the day her post history was outed and now on the day her application was mentioned she gets kicked out of Laineycord. I really want to know if Greg and Lainey are fighting over whether or not Booty is the leaker (Spoiler Alert: she is
) while Greg is plugging up his ears and singing La La La Lolcow Lies!!!
It reminds me of those faux-poetic depression meme types. Gabbie Hanna comes to mind, although she's 27 and thick so Greg doesn't know who she is.
Really I think he's just trying to generally come off as depressed, low-energy and worn down by not capitalizing or punctuating. I can never really tell what angle he's going for with his manic style changes, though.
What's really "ridiculous" is how mad you are about this leaking shit, honestly. There's nothing interesting on your private instagram, nor was there anything particularly interesting on your private twitter other than confirmation that your life is fucking miserable. Arguably the best things we have from there are from your streams, and even that stuff is mostly vague insinuations (about Maya, Sarah, Jess's partner etc.) Nobody who views your leaks on lolcow were people who would have otherwise pledged money to see that shit, so it's not "stealing" from you. It's both dumb and selfish to make people pay to see pretty much nothing, and it's not even allowed to put a twitter or insta behind a paywall anyway.
Grow up Lainey. There are bigger problems in your life than people "leaking" pictures of you sticking your tongue out with a caption about how much of a smol boy you are.
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Twitter/your “career” are the least of your problems, you spastic. As pointed out in the replies, you are failing at life for being an unfunny, untalented, unintelligent, unoriginal, unrelatable, uninteresting, unstable predator.
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I bet his last will and testament decrees that he is to be buried in that fucking banana suit.
This means less money for lambo in the future, let me summarize:
- patrons who were pledging for the tier now have less reason to pledge because she took one important reward away from them (the private insta)
- much less people are going to be willing to pay more for the same thing. We've seen how few people were on Shreg's private Twitter due to it being ridiculously expensive
- Haters aren't going to pay the higher amount either because the Instagram wasn't milky at all.
So good job to whoever leaked it kek. One other thing is that they are both actually really stupid to even have all these exclusive social media tiers. It makes them look SO bad because they want you to think that they are some very important celebs and their content is so great that others have to pay for it. The only reason to have such things would be if you're a camwhore or fetish model or something like that, in that case you would offer actual content on these accounts.
I understand things like early video access or patreon-only videos if you're a video creator but this whole "pay us to be our friend" shit is completely arrogant and self-absorbed and totally misses the point of a patreon.
They also still don't seem to understand that their fans are mostly underage and the only ones who are interested enough in secret accounts are the ones who don't earn their own money yet. Idiots.
I mean they are either going to recoup the cost of the damage or they're going to punish him in another way. At this point, I really can't see their lawyer making a convincing enough argument to get him off free especially with the way her client has been conducting himself. He's been confrontational, erratic, and now he's wasting their time pretty much. He used heavy mechanical equipment on protected land without a permit, took down at least one 50 year old tree in a wetland which will possibly contribute to land erosion and flooding, took out a bunch of greenery and brush as well which will also possibly contribute to land erosion and flooding, burned cardboard boxes, burned irresponsibly during burn a ban (not in a pit, burning cardboard boxes), continued to work on the land past the government sending him a public stop work notice for days, and to top it all off he butchered not only his property but he also butchered the government's property.