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>>>/pt/511709Onion Drama Crash Course:
http://www.lifeofonion.comOnision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/ Lainey/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
>Lainey states that the day of her anniversary was shitty. Might be because of her twitter being leaked or because Greg is a shitty husband. >>600699>Lainey does another video with Jess/Ryan and confirms she’s still salty about Billie, after almost 2 years of them not being together. >>600866>it’s speculated that Jess/Ryan’s significant other did not feel comfortable with them staying at the Grease Trailer. >>600890>Patron DMs between Greg and ex-Patronfag Beccacopsicle and Sylar are released. Surprise, Greg talks like a retarded Disney villain. >>600902>Greg spergs about DDLG >>601059 Religion >>601067 >>601075 Skye >>601151 and Strange Aeons (this is still going on) >>601253 >>601298 >>601472 >>601485>Calls Shane Dawson a liar for being in the closet over a 6 year old tweet >>601607 >>601680 and somehow relates it to Shane being a “pedophile”. >>601688>Greg drops a podcast about his wannabe cult. >>602065>Greg can’t take criticism and runs away to his private twitter >>602141 only to continue to post on his main account. >>602204>Greg shows his ass and makes it obvious that Greg and Lainey bringing over girls is only for his sake. He also thinks women in their mid 20s to mid 30s are “mature.” >>602218>More Strange Aeon sperging. >>602213 >>602270 >>604250>A fetlife account that may belong to Lainey was found. >>603011>The countdown to tractorgate begins, just in time for milkmas. (December 6th, 2018) For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:- Hooktube is no longer a viable solution to deter views/clicks from Onision. Please rehost videos elsewhere.- No nitpicking (This includes HDR edits of Greg and Lainey’s faces
>>590295) derailing, or infighting, you will be banned. Please revisit the rules (
https://lolcow.farm/rules) if you have any confusion as to what nitpicking, infighting or derailing consists of.
- Do not liveblog streams. Unless something of importance is happening, we don't need minute by minute updates.
- Do not contact the cows and post about it here (cowtipping). You will be banned.
- Do not tinfoil about the children. You will be banned.Gregma:
http://www.youtube.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.twitter.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.patreon.com/onisionhttp://www.twitch.tv/onisionPlainey:
http://www.twitter.com/laineybot http://www.instagram.com/laineybothttp://www.youtube.com/laineybothttp://www.younow.com/laineybothttp://www.patreon.com/laineybot No. 607099
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All that's happened recently (since the last thread hit post limit) is vague tweets that look like cries for attention.
No. 607106
>>607099“I’m not even straight, stop harassing me.”
Yes you are, you dumb fuck, you’re attracted to vaginas.
No. 607116
>>607108LMAOOOOO he’s so damn salty knowing he’ll never reach 1,000 again.
Be mad, Gerg.
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When the webcam is “better”
No. 607135
>>607133ahaha no claim of being totes gay or discrimination from youtube or haters can get you out of a legally binding contract, especially one that has a greater affect on the world around you.
whenever something newsworthy happens or when a celebrity dies he is quick on mentioning the struggles of some other unrelated topic but it never applies to him. sure grug, you are residing on that land and you wanted more yard totally for your children but wow its like what you did had a greater impact on the local land than what you were intending for you kin. why should anyone have sympathy when what you did could potentially have lasting effects longer than you will be there?
knuckle up butter cup and prepare for the inevitable fact that your local jail wont give a fuck you dont have your caked layers of foundation for that mug shot.
No. 607136
>>607133I know that this might be a big nothingburger in terms of milk because courts and slow and all that but I'm really hoping that we get something on the 6th.
Someone at kf said there's a possibility that there'll be a transcript online? Please, god.
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>>607094These shirts remind me onion's tweets
No. 607147
>>607136inal but court records are public and can be accessed. according to
https://www.courts.wa.gov/newsinfo/index.cfm?fa=newsinfo.displayContent&theFile=content/accessToCourtRecords records than cannot be accessed are
>Adoption records>Mental illness commitment records>Alcohol and drug treatment commitment records>Paternity records (except final orders)>Confidential name change records>Juvenile non-offender records (Juvenile Dependency, Truancy, At-Risk Youth, Child In Need of Services, Termination of Parental Rights, and Developmental Disability Placement)>Court records sealed by judicial order doubtful destroying protected lands due to willful ignorance are included. surely we will have access to their flailing attempts at proclaiming innocence
No. 607148
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>>607116His edgy "satanic 666" patron level didn't last long.
I know its petty and the perfect example of schadenfreude, but I look forward to the beginning of each month just to see how low his Patreon numbers will crash. Last month he lost 104 patrons. The Patreon numbers did their whole leveling out thing, but he never returned to 725. I really only enjoy it because I know he watches the numbers daily (maybe even hourly) and the first week of every month I know he panics.
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>>607141You must mean the Tacoma WA News
http://tacomawanews.com/ No. 607159
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This isn’t super milky but holy shit is plainey cringey as fuck
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>>607148the timing of his tweet and this post is…
weird.
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kek
No. 607200
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>>607165>>607169>>607170nvm they only posted the hearing date in the Tacoma News Tribune, (found the ad in staff report #2
>>607133 ) but it
is a public hearing so I hope an nosy anon can tell us the deets.
Stupid question but, since it's a hearing do the Avaroe's have to appear in court or is it just a discussion between the officials?
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so despite violating ordinance, grug and his joke of a lawyer want people to shut up about them doing so, potentially seeking damages therin, and have them apologize for falsely claiming they broke law.
its like making big boi choices in life comes with big boy repercussions when you do wrong. too bad
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>>607181>kai as her new nameDid they just take the name of their shitty South Korean car and mix the letters up to find a new "fuckboi" name?
>greg suggested it, of courseHe's like Brick Tamland "I love carpet. I love desk. I love lamp."
Oh sweet, sweet birdbrained Taylor, you both suck at thinking up new names. It would be better to take a page out of your gay husbands playbook and just do a Twitter poll and ask for submissions from your dwindling fan-base.
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>>607216It's 664 now.
>>607161his tweet here makes it seem like he's upset about the numbers dropping. Remember when he had 800-900 patrons?
No. 607234
>>607225I like to imagine he thinks of Lainey the same way he does his Kia Sorenta, and thats where he came up with this Kai anagram.
~rides her for just a few minutes each day
~thinks of her as just another possession
~constantly looking to trade her in for a newer model
No. 607235
>>607234Kai Anderson is a character from American Horror Story Greg constantly faps to.
Maybe a coincidence, but her previous last name was Anderson as well
No. 607237
>>607232In b4 he makes Lainey dye her hair blue and fuck her imagining fucking Kai Anderson.
Although.. Kai was a top, so.. is it pegging time for greg now? Kai Anderson cosplay buttsexing his newly gay admitted self?
As he said when he dressed her as Harley and "fucked Harley", he'd be fucked by Kai. A homophobic, misogynist white supremacist cult leader.
Oh. So it'd be his ideal self fucking his literal self.
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No. 607247
>>607240holy fuck you can literally hear the trees cracking & breaking by the force of the little tractor pushing them into the swamp.
"I just pulled up some weeds"
yeah right, my ass you did.
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>"Like if you go to her top videos, like one-third of them are about me. Half, even!"
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>>607179This was missing some details
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I thought it was funny he was so upset by this.
If he took the time to look at any of his ugly wife's SM he'd see she does the same fucking thing.
No. 607383
>>607135> sure grug, you are residing on that land and you wanted more yard totally for your childrenFor his children? That would actually be a noble thought. I'm pretty sure he either wanted to build a shack to hide in or put Lainey and the children into, so he can "work" in peace and quiet or he was jealous of his neighbors' plots and couldn't accept having the worst place in their neighborhood…
(It's still beyond me how that trailer was worth $500,000 to him.)
No. 607396
>>607133That last argument tho. The legalese way to say "ignorance isn't bliss dumbass"
>>607153Goddamn if the way Crazy Tami draws people isn't some uncanny valley shit. If that's what she sees the world around her to be then it's no wonder she raised the Onion to be this way.
No. 607397
The funniest thing is that the reason there is video evidence of him destroying the yard in the first place, with chainsaws, with the tractor, and then another video of him continuing work by laying grass after the date he was told to stop working- is because of his initial STILL completely wrong idea that if he turns any home improvement he does into a video for his channel, he can tax deduct any of the items he uses in the video.
So to save money on the chainsaw, he puts it in a video.
To save money renting a tractor, he puts it in a video.
To deduct the entire cost of putting grass over the ruined land, after the date he’s been told to stop, he films it and uploads it as a video, and then tries to claim back the money from the taxman.
If he wasn’t still trying to pull his IRS shit, that his home improvements count as business expenses, then the video evidence wouldn’t all be there to convict him so easily.
He sinks his own ship time and time and time again
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>6 days until Tractorgate!
I predict 6 more days of nonsensical Twitter sperging, 5 new transnames, 4 raging videos, 3 terrorized dogs, 2 children used as defense in court, and 1 tomato in a bulletproof vest.
No. 607545
>>607543If you're in the area already then it might be worth it just for the first-hand reports. It's a public hearing and the Kiwis are already trying to do the same but they're not expecting Onion to make a scene in court and think he'll just sit quietly.
As if.
No. 607591
>>607556I mean that is true but he'd show up under the belief that he'd get away with a slap on the wrist and owing money like he does the IRS.
The paperwork said he could face months/years of jail time and there's no way Gurgles will go quietly into that. Him being forcefully ripped from social media and his little kingdom is removing him from all he has left and he can't live without the world knowing about his every move and what he thinks at any given moment.
No. 607597
>>607591Reading the documents it seems they just want him to comply with Part II. Up to 90 days jail time or thousands in applying for permits and then the cost of all the damage.
I wonder if he'll show up in his bulletproof vest fearful the haters will show up. If any of their crazed fans are reading you'll know his location for definite on the 6th go ask him for his honest opinions this is your chance! /s
No. 607603
>>607597I'd be crying if anybody actually went there, yelling out:
"Hey Onision! I love you so much! Please rate my body between 1 and 10? Would you date me? Am I too curvy?"
kek
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Looks like Onion is expecting to be busy around the 6th wonder why?
>>607603It's a perfect time for a fan! If they can't afford the $500 to hang out with him at a fun fair this is your best shot!
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>>607118late to respond but lmao he's getting flashback under his eyes, it's what happens when loose translucent powder or pressed powder that sits on the top layer of the face isn't properly pressed in, and the flash photography picks up on it. It's why his under eye region is way lighter. You gotta blend after you bake gergles.
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Still vaguetweeting. Too bad people just think he’s having a mental breakdown.
No. 607633
>>607621Knowing him, he most likely doesn't realize that you must have documented proof of diagnosis for any mental illnesses, and he must show evidence of being mentally incapable of understanding reason when the offenses were committed, which won't work now because he's been communicating about his activities and justifying them just fine. The environmental damages he's done are punitive damages, not criminal.
It's pretty rare for anybody to claim insanity on a tort case, because it's literally so far fetched and useless. But of course, I bet dollars to donuts gergles thinks it's an option.
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I looked at her 4th "vaping for the first time" video just to see the comments, so you don't have to.
No. 607874
>>607621You've got it. He didn't start tweeting all this random nonsense until around the time he realized he couldn't get out of the hearing by refusing the letter.
Too bad it won't work because you don't just become insane overnight.
>>607794I bet that like/dislike ratio is going to give her more anxiety than the idea of losing their house is.
>>607834So literally jackets and hoodies that everyone owns. How androgynous.
No. 607877
>>607823Just watched a couple minutes of this video, and first of all, she fucked up her hood 2 seconds in and didn't fix it and looks like an idiot for the rest of the video lol
And secondly, is she trying to trick people into thinking this is her first time vaping? Or did she just decide to name it that for the clickbait??? Its stupidly obvious that shes vaped before. What an idiot, literally lying in her title to get a minuscule amount of views
No. 607883
>>607187This was beautiful. I don't think Greg's lawyer…even tried? Maybe she thought Greg was too retarded to know what a proper appeal looks like and copy pasta'd that horrendous joke of a legal argument. You can clearly see how the county responds referring to ordinances and other legal definitions. That's how real legal argument is made.
I think the best part of the response was that Greg was so smug about his trespassing "defense" and probably saw it as a golden ticket equivalent of a legal loop hole to get away with fucking up protected land. Meanwhile the County says "meh. not even our agency." I understand Greg is a lay person with legal issues, but it never fails to get a great laugh when someone appeals something and is angry that the appeal is responded too. I bet the dumb fuck thought he had the final word and that's why he was sperging. Not sure if he could actually see the difference in legal writing, but he could at least tell the County very easily dismissed each of his arguments.
No. 607898
>>607834>>607823>>607794I think the only reason she uploads on her channel still is to promote her Patreon which is not only lazy as shit but it's pretty much a slap in the face to their patrons. They should provide a break down to all of their patrons of what they actually do with the money they receive - because if it's not going towards improving their content they are bums. I think we can all agree they havent been working towards improving their content so they can actually gain more subs and stop e-begging. Their attitude is "you should love what I put out and support me regardless because Im awesome and too much of a basket case to function in the real world".
Target hauls, vapes, tattoos, alcohol, and day trips to Panera bread and the movies is not a channel - it's a documentary of a married couple with kids that act like spoiled teenagers.
True Life: Please don't make me do stuff!
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>>607905Cellphones have to be off but don't worry, everything is digitally recorded and I would think would be available publicly after?
>>607923You could also bring a notepad and make notes so you don't try to remember all the details.
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First world problems. I hope they get fucked financially.
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>>607960The post called referred to her as “her” twice. Lol, be mad Lainey, your whiny ass girl voice gives away the fact that you have a vag.
No. 607975
>>607974Ungrateful brat should be happy she was even sponsored to begin with but “uwu mY pRoNoUns aRE vALiD”
I didn’t hear her complaining when a fan called her “she” when sucking her ass because they met at that concert last week.
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I’m pretty sure at this point he’s trying to type and act like today’s teenagers
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>>607960Def trying to be her old emo favorites, but not looking as good.
No. 608077
>>607993Is it me or this genius is trying to pull a Marina Joyce?
>act insane >rake in millions of views Too bad people know he's legit crazy.
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>>607960Hey guys! Did you know? That I’m Trans?
Look at my trans flag guys! Totally trans. My name is Kai now. Yeah I know that my husband and I are gonna get fucked by the government but my pronouns matter MORE!
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No. 608114
>>608111He probably made himself cry for sympathy again. He looks fucking disgusting lol.
Imagine being AJ and seeing him covered in a blanket, crying like that because you said "what" after he called your name
No. 608121
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>>607960It's not "misgendering" if you look, act and talk like a girl, Looney. I don't understand the mental gymnastics of these people being perfectly comfortable with looking like chicks but getting called "she"
triggers them.
>>607974There's no need to hear her voice, she looks extremely feminine at even a glance.
>>608080Guess "non-binary" is no longer hip and fashionable enough for these people. Sure, it's a stupid fad but not as bad as suddenly pretending to be "twanz".
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>>608121What trans man EVER wears swim wear that looks like this???There are actual swimmers made for trans men that have binders built in & even have room for a packer in the trunks. She's delusional.
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>>608091Sure he looks like Matt Damon. FAT Matt Damon.
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No. 608163
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Never fails.
No. 608166
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He deleted this tweet.
No. 608172
>>608165“I feel like if I were gay, I’d love to eat my boyfriend’s load because that’d be like my reward for pleasuring him”
~Onision, circa 2017
No. 608174
>>608160gurgs you look like the night manager of a donut shop
or a sketchy divorced dad
or someone in line at a payday loan place
No. 608203
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He's really trying to look as mental as possible. Gonna be tough five days Grugg.
No. 608216
>>608203Doesn’t he realize he’d have to delete every single tweet prior to swamp week for that to even
be considered? And I use that term lightly, no judge is retarded enough to buy this shtick. Either way.
No. 608223
>>608216They would know he's trying to cover his tracks someone who has been on twitter as long as him doesn't randomly delete all their tweets.
If he wanted this to seem real it should of happened when it all started.
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No. 608252
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>>608244@his poll
Sure Amber, he was nothing but sweet to you. That's why he called you gross for sending him and Gaylor nudes and told you to leave them alone until this RSN thing happened and he could collect a few pitypoints.
No. 608253
>>608216Imagine "I rented a Bobcat and savaged a wetland not because I'm an ignorant and entitled manchild, but because I'm mentally ill, you ableist!"
Everyone would wet their pants laughing.
No. 608280
>>608274 i think one of the anons has already mentioned that character. What is also creepy is the fact that greg is the one who suggested her to change her name to kai, lainey, to be poly and bi.
It seems that greg created her entire identity and she only sticks with it because its her safe space in which she doesnt have to be afraid of greg leaving her.
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lol i dont think its spoken word just because you talk over shitty midi ringtones there greggo
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>>608300>>608302shut up poopbeck!
No. 608308
>>608300Good Lord.
His computer should get a restraining order, so that Greg cannot get near it anymore…
No. 608311
>>608298so the "songs" are like 2min each?
i cant decide if this i- nah changed my mind, his "podcast" is def more pathetic
No. 608313
>>608298>>608244Oh my fucking GOD. I just listened to the previews and it's even worse than I expected.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/with-character/144507853838 songs. Fucking kek.
No. 608318
>>608313Greg has never been able to grasp the concept of quality over quantity.
I'm always astounded at how deluded he is. The man genuinely thinks his books, albums, videos are brilliant works of art. I guess that's why his content hasn't improved or changed in 10 years.
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No. 608365
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hes either loosing his mind or hes finally becoming self aware of how idiotic he really is
No. 608371
>>608365Greg finally becoming self-aware
THAT is comedy
No. 608394
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more from the mind of greg
bonus at the bottom
No. 608406
>>608394Jesus christ he's pathetic. It's so wild that he sends people these "heartfelt" messages once a week asking them why they pulled their pledges and then gets mad when they give him any legitimate answer.
Also… he does realize that you can't get a restraining order against someone for threatening to sue you right? I sincerely hope he's not stupid enough to think taking legal action against someone through a lawyer is "harassment"
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>>608394It would be a glorious Christmas gift if both Shane and Sh sued Grease at the same time, while he gets reamed with swampgate fines.
No. 608418
>>608394But why did he wait until August to post this when the email was sent in April?
What a coward posting it to his super secret twitter.
No. 608421
>>608418Greg rages about things out of the blue. Perfect example was his freak out about Strange Aeons. At the height of his rage against her, for no apparent reason he starts freaking out about Shane again and posting links to that weird typed out dossier he made about all the evils Shane had committed.
There is no rhyme or reason to his spergouts.
No. 608424
>>608406yeah I don't think he knows how restraining orders work. They aren't as easy to get as people think.
usually you have to prove that there has been physical contact of some sort and the person has to make definite threats.
in some states they wont allow you to get a restraining order for online harassment, thats a different offense alltogether and must be proven. I somehow doubt Shiloh has emailed greg any time recently, and one thing they do care about is how recent the offenses are. They are not going to issue a restraining order for correspondence that happened 5 years ago.
They certainly don't care if the person cheated on you once.
No. 608431
>>608423Shotgun racking noise is very polymer sounding, if that makes sense. So Id say fake.
All the guns Ive seen him use in videos have been airsoft with the orange tips removed or altered. I doubt Lainey allows real guns in the house.
Only real-steel firearms Ive seen him shoot were a small pistol with his sister at a gun range and a small caliber rifle in a very very old video. The rifle was a family members and everyone was taking turns shooting it. And the pistol (a 22lr) was his sisters I believe. I laughed as he was shooting it because he says "wow the recoil" after firing off a few rounds. The recoil on any firearm chambered in 22lr is like being lightly pushed by an anemic Laineybot.
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I hope we can still be friends.
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No. 608441
>>608438wut.
i wish we could see this screenshot
No. 608442
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No. 608447
>>608445I don’t even need to click on this to know it’s more click bait garbage. Hell its probably another quiz.
They are two of the mos my uncreative people on YouTube. And while Plenty of non creative people are successful on YouTube, they usually have something else going for them such as, I dunno, likeability? But gurg considers being likeble as being fake.
No. 608466
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No. 608469
>>608445you cant save whats already broken lol
but okay youre true love and whatever
No. 608471
>>608438>>608441I tried enlarging it and cleaning it up but I could only read part of the text.
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth but, could you post the screenshot of YT worried he was suicidal. If you dont have it, do you remember the jist of it? Thanks
No. 608475
>>608474>Nov 18>>608438>Nov 20Isnt that around the same time he removed his pinned tweet with suicide hotlines?
He had that as his pinned tweet for so long just to get asspats and YouTube went and turned it around on him, so he took it down.
No. 608481
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>>608474If only Russian hackers could get ahold of his emails.
Id love to see how crazy he must of sounded in his appeal to youtube for them to legit be worried about his well being. He must of been giving off Nasim Aghdam vibes and it scared them.
No. 608484
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No. 608492
>>608485Im sure that when he confronted Potato-nose with the proof and emails that had been sent to him Megan told him she was "working from the inside to sniff out the rats"
Its easier to believe that than realize one of your highest paying Patrons talks shit about your ugly wife worse than you do on a daily basis.
No. 608498
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>>608486Maybe Im reaching but I thought that the deleted tweet and the tweet he replaced it with that said the 3rd leading cause of deaths is hospital mishaps was a low-key dig at Bootyslayer.
Hes still a little miffed that she had the ganas to talk back to him and try and correct him about who true heroes are.
No. 608503
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>>608501>>608502They went from vaping, to liquor, straight to sizzurp.
No. 608506
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>>608503Went back to screenshot this but you were too quick.
The two in the bg make it so much worse. Proof that they're just using paper cups just so that they dont have to do dishes
No. 608510
File: 1543738685075.webm (14.59 MB, 480x360, lel.webm)
from today's livestream
No. 608515
>>608498So, by Onion's logic here, he wouldn't consider our military members heroes because they are paid and compensated in other ways for their service to others.
Also, Onion loves definitions. Here is the first listed definition of "hero" via Google:
"a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities"
I don't see a requirement of non-payment… Hm…
No. 608527
>>608474>>608473I was looking through his main twitter history on Nov 18 when he got his appeal denied and the "we think you may have serious mental issues" email from YT.
It seems like it really pissed him off.
Nov 18 - 31 tweets in 9 hours
Nov 19 - 44 tweets in 12 hours (stayed up till 3am pounding them out)
this was the same time period when he did that whole "Im taking my ball and going to OnisionPrime"
Those 2-3 days must of been rough for that poor guy. Some lesbo hipster chick tore him a new asshole with her reviews, and when he countered with a rebuttal video his fans said he was being a jerk. Then he was told by his boss that his work wasnt up to par and he would have to redo it, plus HR calls him into their office and tells him he seems depressed and they're worried he may commit suicide.
If you read all those tweets on those days hes all over the place with his hate. I can understand the tweets about Strange Aeons, and how he feels betrayed because everyone thought he acted like a dick in his reaction video. But then he veers off onto "Shanes a pedo" "Shanes a coward & homophobe for not coming out sooner" Jesus & Christianity are frauds, defending his poly relationship, shitting on DD/LG, his mom was a horrible monster, his divorce, slut shaming, defending his tweets about wanting to fuck little boys, and so much more.
When he gets wound up, all that pent up shit just comes gushing out.
No. 608529
>>608506Can you imagine how many times a day Taylor has to listen to his 9-11 jokes? Even his edgy humor is out dated.
I guessing this is what Onision was like as a child.
No. 608532
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Neither of you are gay you fucking autist, enough with this fuckery
No. 608562
>>608464Exactly this, I couldn't agree with you more.
Maybe they're partially over telling
their "haturz" how great their marriage allegendly is and have moved on to trying to convince
themselves.
>>608501>>608503>>608506Remember, though, he IS a vegetarian and was a vegan! So he cares about animals (most of the time when he's not too lazy to look up ingredients), nature and the environment (unless it's in his way, then it's okay to mow it down).
As is Lainey! She's too good a person, she can't even eat fruit or veggies (unless they're in form of frozen burritos or from Panera Bread).
Uggghh, those two. They're in dire need of a legal guardian and a socio-educational instructor on the daily!
No. 608564
>>608298the capital letters belay what this album truly is…
"IT ARCE"
No. 608603
>>608466Jesus look at the 10 shades difference in his skin where the makeup ends.
Really does look like he took a weed whacker to his hair though. The whole thing looks like he's experiencing some kind of extreme hair loss and it's just coming out in clumps.
In Addition:
>4 days until TractorgatePlace your bets now regarding whether two Avaroe walk in and if only one Avaroe walks out.
No. 608616
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No. 608620
>>608616It’s just a dumb private Twitter, Gurgle.
I doubt there was anything really interesting (besides what anon posted).
No. 608626
>>608530Hasn't it been actually 2 years now? the billie saga ended at the end of 2016 yeah?
Correct me if I'm wrong anons, A year is mental but after two years, Getting THAT excited at the thought of billie checking up on him. Notice how he says "my ex girlfriend" lmao he's pathetic
No. 608635
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Booty continues to do the most. I wouldn’t doubt she was the one that leaked.
No. 608639
>>608616Seriously Greg 0/10 for Onision "prime" content. He should reimburse everyone who paid for that perk. $50 and he's still withholding and vague. His patroen should be shut down, I can only imagine what the high paying Kik conversations he has with people he's not interested in. I bet its all "ha" "mmk" ":p"
Such a greasy bastard
No. 608641
>>608638Tbh I think the anon wants to be found
They left a lot of hints
No. 608643
>>608641Or they're massively fucking stupid. Such as
>>608642The dumb bitch was caught posting before lmao
No. 608647
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>>608644I think he means the haturz are trying to make him distrust his “friends” by providing proof that Booty is posting on
hate sitesCap is OT but onion related
No. 608650
>>608647LOL.
But if he's still pushing for a girlfriend behind the scenes but Lainey is against it does anyone have bets if he will end up actually getting one and if so, how soon?
No. 608652
>>608609He's definitely gonna. Remember when he was put into his place by Lucidia and how meek his voice and defensive his body laguage became? And how much he sucked up to her in the end? That's how he behaves in real life and when talking to adults. It'll be the same in court.
Only after getting home and pretending to be the sole ruler of the Internet, he will try to convince his dwindling fanbase of his strength and self-confidence / overconfidence.
No. 608659
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I was watching an episode of Law & Order SVU and the pedo character who also was a cult leader who impregnanted a 12 year old looked just like onion.
No. 608660
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Anyone know if this is true?
No. 608665
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>>608661This is what I found so far
No. 608708
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>>608445gurg's pink inflamed skin does not work with his new darker cool toned hair. the entire time watching this I was fixated on his sharp yellow crocodile teeth. he really is comfortable with lainey and has let himself go.
No. 608714
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This tiny man is so fucking repulsive.(Nitpick)
No. 608716
>>608665I guess him and Lainey get away with selling their Twitter/Instagram accounts because no one/not enough people have reported them yet. If it's against TOS there should be a possibility to successfully report them and get them taken away some of their most attractive patreon rewards.
>>608708He legit looks like a melting Jason Voorhees in this.
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No. 608735
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Looks like Zamplebox fixed their description and took out “her”. 100% guarantee that Lainey didn’t contact them herself and politely ask them to change it, but instead her rabid fans harassed the company until they changed it.
No. 608737
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>>608735I went to check out the tweet Zamplebox made and its gone. If any of you had seen it days before the only replies were people letting the company know she was bad mouthing their product on IG and crying about being misgendered.
I guess thats why the deleted it.
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I love that shes fucking with him and he doesnt even know it.
She's basically doing that whole tap someone on the shoulder and move to the other side when they look
Greg needs better confidants. Bootyslayer is moving that red laser pointer all around the ground with Greg jumping and racing to catch it.
No. 608754
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Wish I could sage but I found this on reddit and almost choked.
No. 608755
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Gurgenstein sperging on Kiwi
No. 608756
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-dry heave-
No. 608760
>>608756Normally I'd think this was just him sperging like he has for days but they actually do have mirrors around their bed.
>>608755Can I go out on a limb and say that Gerg isn't getting enough attention on twitter so he may be shitposting here and KF as well?
No. 608764
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So much for a quiet night in the Onision household tonight.
No. 608765
>>608763I mean look at
>>608672 who else would even go to the effort to do that?
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No. 608771
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Looking like a corpse there, Greggles. Is that his next attempt to get out of court on the 6th? Fake his own death?
No. 608773
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>>608767Looks like whoever it is is back on. I hope the Kiwis figure out who it is.
No. 608777
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They both like to commemorate special occasions with tattoos.
I sketch out a little something for this grand event
Placement would be their choice but I think butt cheek would be appropriate.
No. 608785
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>>608777For once this is something I would pay them to do.
He's live with all 15–err, 1.5million fans.
No. 608799
>>608602did you even look at the number of cups
all youre doing is switching them from lazy to filthy, but we already knew fly town was a mess
No. 608803
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>>608641>>608642It's 100% one of these. The fact Greg can't figure it out is hilarious.
Lainey why do you let this potato nosed cunt continue to interfere with your life? Cause she basically pays your cell phone bill?
Don't trust this bitch or she's gonna steal your banana husband.
No. 608805
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>>608298Has anyone listened to the fish song? Cuz… lol
No. 608806
>>608654He can get a trinity in jail.
>>608659Greg w/o botox on left.
>>608660>tfw onion gets hit with thotaudit and the irs has to drag this out further No. 608809
>>608713ugh imagine this thing trying to get sukmi with that gross face
>>608730>most everyone>most everyone>>608755100% Greg and 100% dying at the thought of kiwi being an onion site.
>>608771did he upload that to beautybot cause it looks like make up shes put on that channel
No. 608817
>>608805"Pescetarians are the devil
I'm crying. What the fuck is his problem
No. 608823
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uh oh, greg being a creep and asking
billie if she’s poly with her new boyfriend
No. 608843
>>608842Are you kidding Anon Onision's eye isn't lazy……
ALL of him is!
(Sorry I couldn't resist.Pls mods no ban for mild joke.)>>608842
No. 608844
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Looks like Onion is misgendering Lainey lmao
No. 608853
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>>608844So… they call her Kai now?
It's so pathetic that he gets to give her a name
againImagine you wanting to change your name but your husband makes fun of your choice until you no longer want that name and he gets to name you.
What about Mat? It's short for Doormat and I'm sure Gerg would approve because that name fits you like no other.
No. 608854
>>608853LOL of COURSE he'd approve of Lainey being called Kai over Eli. There's quite a few anime characters called Kai. Eli is far too normal for a name.
I bet he can live out his fucking weird futa hentai creep fantasies now. Yuck.
No. 608861
>>608755Gosh he is SO bad at pretending to be one of his fans
>Using the dumbest name possible>Starting with fake statement using colons>Sarcastic sentence in asteriscs (*)>Literally>You haven't accomplished anything unlike him>He saves lives>Literally>Calling haters patheticIt's the exact same shit he says and does under his Twitter sock accounts. He doesn't even try. The thing is he is so stupid to think that just because it can't be 100% proven that it's him that it means people don't know what a sad, obsessed person he is.
No. 608891
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>>608761>>608861>>608755>>608757>>608758>>608760etc.
>taking the bait this easilytempcow was a mistake
No. 608893
>>608868It's not the actual eyeball, it's the eyelid mostly. Sometimes it's chameleon like similar to
>>608708Definitely lazy.
No. 608894
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>>608892I have nothing to do with this, I'm just embarrassed for those farmers
No. 608900
>>608756This is just more proof that he's in love with himself.
You don't need mirrors to look at your partner - but you do need mirrors to look at yourself doing it.
Oh Greg, your stupidity always betrays you.
No. 608926
>>608844Greasy boy is the personification of r/ihavesex.
I am not sure if he openly lays out his sex life and pretends it to be so 'special' to brag, or to try and lure in some kinky cute little teen girl to join their marriage, or to make haters believe he actually loves life with his wife.. uh i mean "husband" although he suffers daily.
Also am I stupid or wasn't his post here about him wanting to find a girlfriend and Lame totally missed the point? He's not even trying to hide it that he wants a new girlfriend now that Lame went full on "i'm a boy!".
No. 608942
>>608940>Tensions rise before the hearing.To be one of the many flies on the wall in the Grease Shack right now with 3 days to go.
I'm wonder if Lainey will drag out her prom suit or if she'll show up in a dress and play up the innocent wife card.
No. 608983
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He was actually somewhat coherent last night.
No. 608989
>>608980She literally dug herself a huge hole. Notice how she says “them” or “that person” when describing a stranger or random people because she knows that there’s a small ass chance that they might say they’re the opposite gender or non binary or some shit, and she’ll look like a huge hypocrite if she gets corrected.
The problem is, a majority of people don’t subscribe to being non binary. Most people can tell if someone is mtf or ftm trans, but that’s usually not too hard to identify and easy to correct. So she sounds like a complete idiot in public trying to call everyone “them”. Imagine she’s at the hairdresser or hot topic:
>Were you helped by anyone today?>Yeah I was helped by this cool person.>Who was it?>Umm…they were … that person over there. No. 609021
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I don’t think this has been posted yet, sorry if it has
No. 609024
>>609021You might feel nervous because you're a woman and it's getting more and more ridiculous.
Go get surgery or shut the fuck up.
No. 609029
>>609021I think she only feels 'nervous' because Shreg just posted that he wants to tie up a girl and she no longer fits the bill.
What's the chance she goes back to being a girl because she's that insecure about him either dumping her or hounding her for more poly shit?
No. 609038
>>609031I only pledge to an artist and creators of an indie website, so I cant state by personal experience that what they're doing on their patreon is abnormal, but imo, their patrons are not paying them as supporters of what they /do/. Like, if you pay an artist monthly, they'll do some livestreams, give you early peeks of projects, create personal art that you can check out, ect., but onion boy is mostly doing weird private hangouts where he plays games and chats.. and lame literally doesnt do anything productive.
Can others chime in?
No. 609040
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>youtube fired me
>fired me
Oh, you were employed by YouTube? Wow I thought you were just one person out of billions who films himself, uploads it and then expects money from a multibillion company.
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>>609033Lucky for him the wayback machine exists! Here's the site!
https://archive.org/web/ No. 609066
>>609063honestly this is probably how both of them will act.
Gurg only acts tough for his viewers, he doesn't actually have the balls to confront a judge in person.
He will come home and tell a story about all the FAX he laid out infront of the TOTALLY DISHONEST judge, but I doubt he will say much of anything in reality.
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Greg just messaged kiwi again:
"Was going to respond but since you blocked me like the cowards that you are, here is one last message.
After this? Block me again. I don't care.
Hater = Unhappy person trying to spread their unhappiness to others…. Especially those who are described as being brutally honest even if it is the unpopular truth that everyone hates.
Haters: OMG ANOTHER ONISION FAN WAS RIGHT?!
BLOCK Instead of literally dedicating an entire website/forum to someone you hate, who by the way is a veteran that served YOUR country, have respect and spread awareness about a literal pedophile… Like Shane Dawson for example.
Onision:
Dated women who were within the literal age of consent.Shane Dawson:
Literally and repeatedly described a literal child as "sexy" and a bunch of other stuff that only a literal pedophile would day.Yet Onision is the pedophile? Your logic is so mind-numbingly idiotic… You are garbage human beings/cowards.
Get your priorities straight and stop hating on someone who is more honest/factual than you will ever be.
This site deserves to be taken down.
Wake up.
https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/the-actual-truth-about-onision/Goodbye."
He attached this most honest and totally legit meme. Christ, hes autistic.
No. 609076
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Some utter nutbag can't stop sperging on kf.
Since milk is slow I thought I'd transfer that over in case it might really turn out to be Greg, so it'll be saved for posterity, even though I don't think he'd stoop to that level but rather have one of his paypigs do it for him. Maybe it's an attempt to distract from his leaked private twitter or his forums being gone or even tractorgate?
No. 609078
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>>609074Other retarded onion images 1/2
Does he think this is what is attractive to teen girls? Jesus H.
No. 609080
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So much to his 666 patrons
Get a job, Grugly
No. 609081
File: 1543873996854.jpeg (265.04 KB, 2048x936, DsY8L7YVAAAMhhq.jpeg)
>>609078His 'proof' against Shane. No one but Onion is this stupid and autistic.
No. 609082
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>>609074Ironic that he links his website where he admits he isnt gay and that his father never beat him…. kek
No. 609084
>>609082More specifically, he says yes was never abused by any adult. Yet he's claimed recently that Mama Tammi was a horrible abuser.
So Greg, were you lying then, or are you lying now?
MOST HONEST FAAAAAAAX
No. 609085
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OT but this reminds me of PlaineyThot and her stupid ass trans-age shit, since she’s a 12 year old boy, not a 24 year old adult, man or woman. God knows she’d never actually have the balls (literally or figuratively) to take any legal action though, since she can’t even muster up the courage to tell Mommy and Daddy she’s a man.(derailing)
No. 609088
>>609074>literal age of consentDriving to another state where it's legal to fuck a 17yo, to fuck said 17yo is pretty disgusting and doesn't sound legal to me.
Just like fucking Raven who dates 16yo Logan while she's, what, 40? Just because it's "legal" doesn't mean it's ok.
Clinging onto the "it's legal!1!" line just underlines the fact that you also think it's wrong.
Greg the fag would NEVER find a woman his ago who would put up with his shit.
No. 609099
>>609074Embarrassing.
>buuut…Shane>…Shane>ShaaaaaaannnnneNo one even likes that guy. He's not the audience of those that post on Kiwi Farms and Shane even has his own thread in /snow/. He acts like these sites worship Shane, when he's either disliked or no one cares about him.
The fact that Greg probalby posted on the Kiwi Farms, whose posters are probably better at pulling up court docs and case updates than us speaks volumes about his attitude towards his upcoming court date. Failing Youtube channel, failing marriage, failing patreon and now failing court case…the epic spergs to come.
No. 609106
>>609099The real milkmas would be him trying to do a Shane style documentary and then reeeeee-Ing when he only got 20k vs 20,000,000
“The secret life of laineybot” when onion?
No. 609108
>>608891>>608886Yeah because he hasn't been proven time and time again for using fake accounts to fight with haters. You obviously don't know how much of an autistic cow he is. Sperging is all he has to do all day. Can't believe people still use the same logic/arguments as him by implying he was too important to do such things. He is insane and obsessed with proving his haters wrong if you've forgotten that. He's also so stupid that normal people can't
grasp it anymore. Someone who makes .txt files like this
>>609081 is likely insane enough to post on kiwifarms poorly disguised as a fan.
No. 609184
>>609181Didn't he just sperg about TurboTax and how could it let him make ridiculous claims?
I got into Onion drama post Billie-saga. I have to say ppl who have followed him for years must sleep soundly knowing his far fall from a McMansion to a Swamp Trailer and can't even manage to keep that under control.
No. 609190
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>>609008This retard is always trying to run from his problems. That's the most exercise he gets aside from "just sex my dude"
>>609021>he/theywhat the fuck
No. 609191
>>609031>>609038I think it's obvious by the discord circle jerk that they're paying to be "friends".
I don't use Patreon, but I don't think this is uncommon among Youtubers.
No. 609195
>>609081>>609108That text image was posted on his Twitter, iirc.
Didn't archive anon say Greg used a spoofer or something? So we'll never know if it's actually him.
>>609086Probably.
>>609089He's already implied his dad molested him, when he was going on his weird vendetta spree from Lainey's ex to A's dad then to his own.
No. 609199
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>>609197Bless the government for creating taxes and being the sole reason why Shreg's career is failing.
No. 609214
>>609199Greg is the sole reason his "career" is failing.
However, the slow bleed of funds became a blood bath after ole' Uncle Sam reamed Greg. We got to see massive Karma in a relatively short time. Some cows wither and die slowly, but Greg is special. His fucking lying, manipulative personality really accelerates his decline. Only cow I've seen bleed out like this is Mariah. Poetry in motion, anons.
No. 609218
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Without any proof, it's stupid to assume that those accounts aren't trolls. His writing style requires little to no thought or effort, seriously, it wouldn't be too hard to immitate.
Back to current milk, I wonder what this is about? Im betting it's her changing her name to kai, deleting beauty bot but not sure about the last one. Her channel's views are really sinking too. I think her viewers have figured out her channel's just the same regurgitated content over and over. I'm genuinely wondering how much longer until she quits youtube entirely.
No. 609232
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I feel like this has been glossed over. The last time he shut down his own site it was when news articles started coming out about him requesting photos on his personal website and some of them being underage girls in their underwear. He said that it was a DDoS attack and it damaged his website and wiped it clean. A distributed denial-of-service attack doesn't wipe a website, or do any real damage. Its basically the same thing as someone calling your phone over and over and not allowing anyone else to get through. I feel like he wiped the slate clean on his website back then because he was afraid the Feds might get involved because it was gaining so much publicity that legitimate news outlets removed from YT drama were picking up the story.
I wonder what scared him this time that hes shutting down his personal website and trying to "delete all." Is tractor-gate involved?
No. 609233
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>>609232when you make a request to "onision.com" these are the requests it makes before it returns a permanent 301 (moved) error
digging around a bit, you can find pages here and there if you manually go to the link it's trying to send you to "onision.wtf/forum"
link of note, every page I've found says it's permanently moved to "eghq.com"
this link, for example
https://onision.wtf/forums/page/2/ No. 609234
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>>609214That was obviously sarcastic since Shreg can't take responsibility for his own shit and those two reddit threads whining about TurboTax show that perfectly. Its almost like he needs to follow his own advice.
No. 609248
>>609063This.
She's even more pathetic than Selene from The Tribe.
Bet they both hardly make a peep and look at their shoes the whole time.
I'm really hoping someone makes it there and writes an accurate transcript.
No. 609250
>>609078That's not a smile that's a grimace.
Whoever wrote this, Gurg or speshul fan, is genuinely deluded.
>>609082 Good catch anon.
No. 609274
>>609218I can only assume she’s going by Kai, quitting beautybot since makeup makes her dysphoric now, and she’s changing her video schedule. Hand me my $30 Lainey.
>>609233I’m honestly curious as to why he deleted his forum. Did he forget to pay the server bill or is he getting hit with a lawsuit for slandering Shiloh, Skye, and/or Shane? I’m crossing my fingers for the lawsuit tbh.
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>>609276What? God the level of reading comprehension is mind blowing , yet doesn’t come as a surprise. I guess if we see a correction in the next few days to come, Lurking confirmed?
No. 609284
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>>609278>>609276>>609275Why are some of these FAQs and posts written in first person and in third person?
No. 609309
Forgive me, I’m admittedly ignorant for 22, but the IRS situation. When you deduct taxes throughout the year (you don’t pay them when you get pay checks, etc.) you have to pay all of the back at the end of the year when you file. So, is this the same with writing things off? Did Greg just never pay back on taxes when filing? Or does writing things off mean you never have to pay it back? Like did he just fail to pay them back or was he literally cheating and stealing from the IRS?
>>608844I love this. Call me cruel, but I love when these two shit on each other. This dumb bitch makes all of these videos pretending her relationship is golden, meanwhile he tweets about wanting a girlfriend, when she acts confused “but me daddy” he shuts her down by basically telling her she’s not what he wants. If she wants to be a boy she’ll have to allow him to get a girl the same way he begged her to when she came out as bisexual. What’s it gonna take for this bitch to realize that he doesn’t actually accept her for this shit she’s pulling. He’s got an agenda. He’s not gay, he’s attracted to females and the more his wife claims she’s not a woman, the less attracted to her he will be and the more he’ll be yearning for an actual female. Let’s be realistic, Grug is addicted to sex. It’s got nothing to do with an attraction to Lainey. He’ll fuck her to get off, but he’d enjoy it more if she was a feminine woman.
No. 609314
>>609232>>609232I think he's deleted it since he gave the Onision email as his contact email and anyone from the govt. that googles it will come across his forums. He can say his an Internet personality and stuff is sensationalised from other sources, but Onision.com is codenming.
This is probably why all the emails between the governments seem so light hearted, I'm sure everyone dealing with that case has googled what onision is. And it's fucking hilarious
No. 609316
>>609313He blames Turbo Tax and others for not telling him.
Lainey is paying off his debt, but she said she's saving money to pay off his IRS debt specifically. tbh a lot of women do this kind of shit, but the guy usually doesn't have an internet paper trail showing he's been trash from day 1.
Part of me thinks Greg filled her taxes as well, as a way of control to make sure she wasn't lying to him. Because that's the kind of person he seems to be. She also seems to lazy to do it herself.
No. 609318
>>609313This guy is annoying now, but I think this video is a good comparison of Greg's Dear IRS bullshit and Lainey's house tour. Keep in mind this is the McMansion they no longer have (I feel sorry for whoever bought it tbh)
Here's Lainey's house tour in full (someone else's channel, it was taken from Patreon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeJ64ulIslAI dunno which is Greg's, but you'd probably have to ask someone for a mirror anyway.
w/o watching he writes off a ton of gaming stuff because he uses it for youtube. he also barely jokes about a mirror being in a video and says "that ones on me" or something because he doesnt think he wrote it off.
tl;dw he thought he was being clever.
Lainey did a trailer tour, but I don't remember if it was private or on YT.
No. 609319
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>>609313If this is actually Shreg it kind of goes to show you really how big of a fucking idiot he is. Youtube doesn't pay Shreg to make videos, they aren't promising him anything so the " In any other career, not paying the agreed upon wage after the work is done is illegal" comment is really fucking stupid. Youtube pays you to put ads on your videos, that's it. You're not employed by youtube even if you're in the "partner program" that's just being a preferred channel for ads you dingus.
No. 609342
>>609284>donated thousands to charityBitch where.
>he collabs with people far less popular than himFirst of all, you're not a good guy because you're filming videos with people who don't have 2Mil. dead accounts as followers. Second of all, YOU are the person that is far less popular everytime.
>he's not about moneyOoooh that's why you won't even upload videos that get demonetized, or why your "fans' have to pay you to read your tweets and watch your shitty content
No. 609389
>>608805As a vegan Onion's take on vegetarianism offends me. It's fucking dumb as hell. No, people who eat fish are not the devil. Even if I think they should stop eating fish it's still reduction of suffering and carbon print…It's kind of pathetic for someone who can't even manage to cut dairy and eggs nor eat a vegetarian diet that isn't pure garbage to be that better than thou about eating fish.
Lainey's claim that eating fish is a way to fight anemia is also dumb. Fish is not even a good iron source…Just go to the fucking doctor and get a multivitamin gosh
No. 609419
>>609309So, basically "she's a hole to fuck" to him. That's really, really sad.
>>609313The money belongs to Greg himself, they have a prenup IIRC, but the debts are shared, of course.
No. 609471
>>609420just seeing his stupid shit eating grin as he watches himself is pretty telling. He is so in love with himself its kinda scary.
I bet he watches his own videos daily and just marvels at how smart and funny he is.
No. 609480
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My reaction to his video.
No. 609650
>>609647If only he'd drop the nice guy hero facade he's so bad at and just screech at people to harden the fuck up like Chopper Reed did… he'd still be an obnoxious cunt, but it'd be slightly funnier.
Or maybe not. It's a stupid idea.
No. 609660
>>609233Got curious and did a wayback search of EGHQ and it turns out that it's one of his oldest sites, going through time back to 2003.
So he's not even shutting the site down, he's just transferring it around to different domains that for some reason he's owned for years and years.
No. 609689
>>609335I havent seen the swamp tour video so thanks for linking.
I'm disturbed that her neck looks like that, and she mentions that her grandma is visiting a few times in the video and just, jesus christ, greg cant even tone it down when a family member is visiting? Gross. And super uncomfortable
No. 609729
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>>608844idk if y'all have noticed but her new profile pic literally makes her teeth look so weird
No. 609813
>>609646You forgot "reminds his tween fans regularly that he was going to kill himself until he started Youtube and that it's his reason for living today, not his family"
He may not be a hero, but maybe one day, he'll be
an hero.
No. 609821
>>609817it redirects to
http://onision.com/NTUQZ/ which is an index page that contains a header to "refresh" the page to his patreon, so he's able to capture the ip/header info from anyone accessing it
No. 609825
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>>609821samefagging but his forums were hosted on Wordpress affiliate hosting and now it's on Godaddy. what happened to that sperg late last year/early this year?
No. 609830
>>609829yes and no, it's not hard but it's more likely he's used GoDaddy to redirect it and godaddy is serving empty redirects since I checked the IP
>>609825but fact remains, he deleted the tweets but I know I'm not imagining him shitting on Godaddy for hours a couple months ago
No. 609851
>>609829Uh oh is the gay brotherhood trying to dox haters lol. Pretty sure the 13 year old jew tried to harvest farmer IPs on temp. They're coming for us!! /s
Dude should be working on his appeal, doesn't he realise he might be made into a joke in the local news
No. 609866
>>609865I highly doubt Sarah would ever betray the Onions and Sam has moved on. Anon could just be someone that saw them at the store since Lainey has to take the kids with her everywhere because her husband can’t be bothered to watch them. I mean he doesn’t even have a nanny cam, he has a fucking security camera.
Which makes me wanna ask if we have a potential candidate willing to attend and witness the tractorgate trials?
No. 609872
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I checked out his patreon banner and I'm guessing it's Greg as a baby. Lainey is only there because she's part of his identity as a supportive spouse of a transgender teen boy. It's also pretty funny that the couple photos he uses are from the early years of their marriage when she identified as female. The placement of the more recent and only solo picture of Lainey is pretty telling. Maybe I'm reading way too much into it and it's just his underdeveloped humor showing it's self.
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sorry for OT, but Shiloh still has "Gregory" tattooed on her neck
I thought she covered it?
No. 609887
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>>609882>>609870Since Anon didn't post cap, pic related
>>609881getting that tattoo is one retarded decision but not getting it covered up all these years later when she clearly got new ink in the meantime is one of the most kekworthy and cow-cementing things I've ever seen. Paired with that instaposing and her new persona, she should be in the flakes thread, not the soundclout one.
>inb4 whiteknighting bc Shiloh can do no wrong>>609886I'm sorry you got cucked by your bf because he'd make a huge stupid decision for his ex but doesn't respect himself or his new relationships enough to fix his mistake.
No. 609890
>>609887I agree it’s dumb she didn’t get it covered, but it’s just another way to torment Grug.
I hope they shat on him the entire time they hung out and MD convinced Sh to sue his fugly ass. Numbers make you stronger after all. Can’t wait for the livestream or video about this on Greg’s part.
No. 609897
>>609894It could torment him in many ways, because he’s easily
triggered. I mean he didn’t want Lainey getting a tattoo of his name, but his ex girlfriend that he still bitches about has his name tattooed on her neck. That’s what I meant.
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>>609902They only started following each other after the big breakup between Madison and the Avaroes, so take away from that what you will
No. 609921
>>609912them meeting up is only going to make Gurg think they are both still obsessed/in love with him.
I wish they had kept their little meeting private.
No. 609927
>>609921I mean, in the end they both can do whatever they want.
Saying they shouldn't meet/shouldn't publish meeting each other gives Gerg way to much power in their lives.
Just because they all met him in the past doesn't mean they're meeting each other because of him and only talk about him. And it sure doesn't mean they shouldn't meet, just because Gerg could react to it.
I don't mean to attack you anon, I just think we shouldn't always assume things are about him. He only has the power his haters give him.
No. 609934
>>609921That seems really unfair to them tbh? I don't see why their lives should have any thought of that onion boy might think just because they used to associate with him.
Let em live, Anon. Onion can only whine about something for so long when he finds out lol
No. 609939
>>609922Lurk moar anon.
This has been extensively covered.
No. 609946
>>609921You realize thats what greg wants right?
He kept chasing skye, and shi and aj off the internet, He wanted all of them to stay off and have no presence because he thinks he's "king of the internet"
He even attempted to do that shit with billie as well. Why the fuck should they just placate the grease?
As far as I can see, They could be trolling to
trigger him and I approve because lol fuck him, more spergs for us to laugh at.
And he's non-stop been uploading vids with her in them despite being warned by her manager not too.
No. 609949
>>609947It felt very vendetta like and lets not forget people, Booty was caught posting here and she also has a huge hate boner for shi, Plus with the "fan" thats been trying to defend grease on kiwi. I wouldn't be shocked if grease himself is just anon posting.
Why else would an anon say "Oh they should just stay private, how dare they have an internet presence"
Who else do we know that wishes for this exact thing to occur?
Oh yeah, Greg.
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Right now the kiwifarms thread is completely derailed with the “OnisionFan” bait and now the lolcow thread is being derailed by Onionflake drama causing massive unnecessary infighting. All the day before Gregory and Taylor Avaroe’s big court date in Gig Harbor.
No. 609954
>>609951It’s something to discuss in the meantime. I could do without the infighting tho.
I’m excited for tractorgate and the potential spergout that ensues. I also hope Shiloh wises up and sues his ass and finally gets that damn tattoo removed.
No. 609979
>>609964I think that Shiloh is a) a cow and b) still wants Greg. The fact that she has the tat and shows it off on her insta is attention whorey, idiotic, and serves zero purpose, unless she's still interested. The lawyer contacting Greg after all this time to take videos with Shiloh down was great to see Greg act spastic but why then? Shiloh is weird. She contacts all the women Greg fucks, she's still on his dick. She treated AJ like shit, she reached out to Lainey and Billie–it's just weird. All that business with Rogue and the baby photos was nuts. Personally I think they're a perfect match for one another.
Are there any anons going to the hearing tomorrow? Damn, to be a fly on the wall. I'm sure he's going to lose his shit.
No. 609993
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>>609957"tormenting Lainey" would be an even more idiotic reason to keep the branding, lmao anon what are you even on
>>609979>>609964based and blackpilled
>>609969I think they're probably genuinely bonding over how terrible it is to spend time with him but a) I can't feel sorry for Madison because she witnessed a lot and it was fine and dandy with her until she was personally affected and b) Shiloh befriending all his scorned exes speaks volumes.
>>609979I don't think Shiloh is still into him at all but I wouldn't be surprised if this ended in another blowup like Shiloh and AJ because both of them are unstable attention-seekers. It's all good with me though, the more content they make together, the better. For all I care they can start dating each other as long as it brings milk.
I'll be moving this to the flake thread
>>>/snow/691458 from now on, but instead of discrediting any criticism of Shiloh as vendettachan hater flakes XDD, realize that we've experienced time and time again that the people who seek out Greg have cow tendencies with or without him. We're still laying into Lainey
hard and some anons seem to hate her more than Greg, Shiloh should not be exempt and a lot of the harshness ITT is in response to some farmers mollycoddling Shiloh and rewriting history to pretend she never did any of the fucked up things she did or that she didn't grow up to be a dime a dozen bong-ripping instaho ddlg snowflake. But she's GOALZ because she lost weight and got over her ex (but really not because clearly she's still wrapped up in it). It's way too much projecting from blogposting anons who want revenge for their own trauma.
No. 609994
>>609991There are a lot of girls that, when they get out of a really shitty relationship, try to warn their ex's new gf, because they dont want their ex to abuse the new gf as well.
I also think it's not her job to contact Gerg's new victims, but after all she went through I understand why she doesnt want other girls to go through that as well.
That she still has the tattoo is odd to me as well. I dont know how much her character has developed in the past seven, or so, years, but if she's still like the Shiloh she was at that time, maybe she still has feelings for him deep down.
Overall her and Gerg were perfect for each other.
No. 609995
>>609994To be honest, the tattoo might be a reminder and a motivator to her to do better than she did before.
I know a girl who tattooed her boyfriends name on her when she was 18, he ended up cheating on her and beating her up so bad she ended up in the hospital. She didn't cover it up because she wanted to keep a reminder that since she survived that, she can survive anything. Dunno is that the case, but since she clearly has a deep seated resentment towards onion, it might be that she's on a mission to warn other girls so they don't get fucked up like she did.
AJ did try to do the same didn't she?
We are talking about good ol' gurgles, so I wouldn't be surprised at all if his exes had experienced way worse shit than we know and now are on a mission to fuck him up.
No. 609999
Move discussion of Shiloh and Madison here as long as they're not directly involved with current happenings in Greg's life.
>>>/snow/691458Also this is a reminder to stop blogposting your relationship experiences.
No. 610002
>>609995>To be honest, the tattoo might be a reminder and a motivator to her to do better than she did before.I thought of that as well. She doesnt see the tattoo, so maybe she really just doesnt care.
If Lamp ever has the guts to leave his droopy ass, she'll has a hell of a lot more problems with her 374 Onion-related tattoo. Girl's branded. All that's missing is him literally branding her with a hot horseshoe
(read the farmhand post) No. 610024
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>>610023>>610020Read the rules and usage info.
No. 610025
>>610024>>610022This is why we need all the mods purged when the new admin comes in.
Stop pushing this double posting shit.
(derailing) No. 610030
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Welp it’s December the 6th here and I’m waiting patiently for the northern hemisphere to catch up so the tractorgate proceedings can get underway. You gon’ be more than a little fucked up, Anus.
No. 610031
>>610025This rule has been in place for a long time, you can either follow the site rules or find a different community with rules that better suit your taste. Anon was merely reminded, not punished in any way.
This is the final warning, all bans so far have been temporary, but I want to remind everyone that ban evasion will lead to a permaban.
Now quit derailing and read the damn rules.
No. 610033
>>610030>western hemisphereFTFY
>>610003I thought Gargoyle already said he wouldn't mind having children with another WOMAN? kek
No. 610041
>>610027Most of the video was them shopping and eating. Onion violated some Christmas decorations. He was pretty mean throughout, including saying that just a close up of Lainey's eye would do better than her regular videos. He also said he only watches her videos to jerk off.
At the very end they spoke about kids. She's on birth control but in 3 years she wants him to get the snip cos that's when her birth control runs out.
No. 610042
>>610034I literally said I would do it if I could. Don’t be a cunt. What is with farmers getting so butthurt today?
>>610040Yeah, maybe. Probably is, Greg turns into a little bitch when confronted by people to his face. That’s why nothing has ever happened to him with CPS, police, etc. And they never come across his various social media platforms. And he just shut his site down, probably because his lawyer advised him to.
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>>610040way late onion prime content
but this reads like a "and everyone on the bus clapped" kind of story.
>>610040Also, I looked up to see if you could watch the hearing online and I don't believe you can but all records for these kinds of things are public. I just wish we could see in real time if he flips the fuck out.
No. 610046
>>610042problem*
>>610041Thank you, anon. Why in 3 years? What’s the wait? If she’s going to make him do it when her birth control runs out, what’s the purpose of him not doing it now. They are so stupid. Clearly that means they aren’t having kids again. I doubt he’ll do it anyway because he loves the thought of knocking women up.
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No. 610071
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Better start a sperg to keep your mind of your court date tomorrow.
No. 610074
>>610071Oh shut the fuck up, you narcissistic, ugly ass criminal. You literally told black women that they had dirty hair because it's a different texture than yours. I hope he gets jail time.
>>610003They don't take care of the two that they have now. Those kids are ignored and will possibly be without a home soon.
No. 610078
>>610071It's George H.W. Bush, for one.
Secondly, he praises Obama, yet Obama has sent drones to the middle-east and has had innocents killed. Will he have the same stance when he dies? Probably not.
He's late on the news of his death. Guess he's been too busy destroying his yard and yelling at his kids.
No. 610089
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Her "fans" just learned about her racist past and Greg cannot keep up with deleting them.
No. 610093
>>610089What? What tweets? Did I miss anything?
Anyway, the "racist tweet card" is bad, and might result in quite a loss of subs.
No. 610094
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Your dad: is in a cult because he's a Christian
You: started a literal cult
Your dad: allegedly is incest
You: kissed your cousin while she was asleep, proudly said stepmoms are hot, got nude bodymassages from your mom
Your dad: allegedly raped and abused people
You: raped AJ and abused everyone you ever met
So, if he's a monster, you are aswell.
No. 610098
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>>610093Here you go anon, I've seen youtubers get cancelled for less. Hope this really bites her in the ass
No. 610101
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>>610098There’s these tweets as well. I wonder if she’ll pull a J* and say if she was in a very dark place when she said these things to get sympathy points from viewers. That is if she even addresses them.
No. 610105
>>610098>>610101Thank you, anon!
I'd bet money on her deleting those tweets asap.
No. 610118
>>610104>idubbbz fanWe don't care
Whatever brings down this bitch is good, like the other anon said, other youtubers have been cancelled for less.
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No. 610160
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>>610156>>610157Someones feeling the pressure
No. 610170
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What the hell is this i hate it
No. 610172
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>>610170>>610171i'm ded, it's hideous but so wonderful and wholesome. i feel like i had a stroke. thank u lolcow
No. 610175
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>>610171All glory to our based admin and farmhands. This is hilarious!
No. 610193
>>610156>>610157I’m genuinely surprised he’s not acting out on twitter. His lawyer probably told him to put a sock in it lol.
>>610171Thank you based farmhands/admin.
No. 610202
>>609912lol, she's more petty than us – I guess I can respect that.
>>609921He won't shut up about her, and she's a public figure. I don't blame her.
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No. 610206
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Lol of course he’s going the “I’m depressed REEEE” route.
No. 610215
>>609988fatbeccs was only allowed around cause of $$$, now that's gone, so is she
maybe you're thinking of the living potato
No. 610228
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Greg doesn't know what to do about his private twitter getting leaked.
Potato Nose is asking him to make a SUPER DUPER SEKRET twitter account for just his bestest best fwiends. I dont understand why shes pushing for that. If the group shrinks hes eventually going to figure out it was her.
Any guesses what he'll call this account? OnisionOptimum?
No. 610253
>>610104…cringe
>>610245It doesn't matter really either way. We all know how much Shreg hates condoms.. I've also noticed his oppressed sexual urges leaking into his content. The most recent UhOhBro video has the guy constantly commenting on TikTok females, "If you're at least 18 years old I'd bang you. But I'd have to fall in love with you first" (said this twice..) even going so far as to comment in a recent video how he would "pull their hair and bite their neck (further stating it is because he is sooper gud at sex)". This goes along with his recent tweet about needing a girlfriend to use chains on. The dude is desperate for fresh teenage meat. It is vomit inducing to see such a mentally-stunted egomaniac CONSTANTLY ranting about sex… he never stops talking about it. If I were Lainey, I would have 5 IUD's implanted just to make EXTRA sure his deformed offspring aren't growing inside of me. I am surprised as well that she hasn't stopped breast-feeding by now.. considering how paralyzing body dismorphia is described as, I would have switched to bottle feeding after the first year, if not foregone it entirely. My guess is Onion has the final say on when she can do that as well.
No. 610261
>>610258Random anon trying to help ask kiwi.farms they have different rules on cow tipping and doxxing. This would not be the best place to ask, all respect to lolcow.
Onision's thread is under the "beauty parlor" forum title.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onision-gregory-james-daniel-jackson-avaroe.4851/page-387 No. 610262
>>610258See
>>596021Also, shout out to our admins for the makeover. Killed me!
No. 610264
>>610228Imagine paying for something only to have a bitch who has been known to post here to try to push for
extra security. Greg is incredibly retarded to trust Megan. One false move and I'm sure she'll do worse than post super secret twitter posts
No. 610287
>>610003Taylor looks like she's doing community service lmao
And Onision looks emaciated due to a terminal illness.
I would make a shitty photo w/caption but I can't think of one.
>>610281>I've felt like crying since the middle of this podcast on~ This hurt.lmao that fucking tilde, I'm deader than his dead friend. And his turtle. Does he mention the turtle.
No. 610295
>>610289he needs to… feed
his delusions
of
dark youth
his edg i n e s s
would dull the ..sharpest..
mind
The Joker
Personified
do you believe, yet
that I Am
a fellow teen
…?
No. 610299
>>610289he types just like how he talks lmao…
it's so… fake… deep…
>>610281tldl; he didn't cry when his grandpa die (he was too young) and his two nephews who died (one was stillborn and one died of sids) because he never met them. We was super torn up about Jad though. His dad also
murdered a woman because he wore a motorcycle helmet and he didn't give the passenger the helmet. He goes on a tangent on how horrible his dad is after speaking about an Airman who died in a motorcycle accident because he gave his passenger the helmet instead of the Airman wearing it himself.
No. 610302
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>>610298All the appeal docs have both their names. So I assume they both are being charged, and have to show up.
No. 610306
>>610304Have you seen the video of him talking to the cops during the Sh fiasco?
He was timid and used that feminine voice he likes to use thinking it makes him sound calm and non threatening.
When confronted with someone with real power like police officers or in this case a judge, hes going to be a pussy. He acted like a tough guy to Sh manager/lawyer because it was on the phone and not face to face, plus the guy was just some rando acting as her legal rep, screaming at him isnt going to get him a contempt charge.
No. 610315
>>607094>>610206He's an Athiest but believes in souls? Wow.
I'm so excited for the case tomorrow. I'm surprised he hasn't done anything crazy like trying to get into a psych ward or anything, in avoidance but also to plead insanity.
We are going to have to be quick to back up any videos he makes afterwards. I have a feeling he will release one and then get scared of the consequences and delete it.
I really hope someone does attend tomorrow, or that we are able to obtain the minutes.
No. 610316
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Since I feel like we have a few anons going:
https://www.co.pierce.wa.us/1041/Courtroom-ConductTake notes for us farmers who can't attend lol
inb4 he skips out on the hearing because he thinks the haturs are out to get him
No. 610317
>>610316For the cell phone thing: if you're not being disruptive/be discreet, you might be able to keep it out. Not being disruptive is having your phone on your lap to record what is being said via voice memo. Just put a scarf or gloves over the phone in case someone is looking over at you. Most courtrooms have microphones, so you should be able to hear Greg and his attorney loud and clear.
I worked for the courts in a large metropolitan area, so the rules may have been more lax.
No. 610319
>>610156 Grugs the kind of bitch that feels sad for like five mins and immediately declares on twitter that he is depressed
>>610041HIM to get the snip? Sure laim. I bet Greg has stupid ideas about it making him less of a man. Also in a vid just a few weeks or a month back didn't he say that he still wanted more kids? With a third potentially lol
No. 610320
>>610315Tinfoil: maybe his “I’m so depressed” tweets are a cry for a fan of his to call a wellness check on him so he’ll get sent to the hospital and not have to go to the court tomorrow.
Oh who am I kidding he doesn’t think that far ahead!
No. 610334
>>610298>>610302Yep. They're both listed as the property owners on the deed so they where both summoned.
I've spent the last hour catching up on all of the biology/wetland talk on kiwi and oh boy, I am excited. Greg's really fucked himself over. Not only did he negligently remove trees/shrubs/bushes on a federally classified wetland causing widespread, ecological effects, he's also gone and hired what looks to be one of the cheapest lawyers he could find. The inevitable massive fines and various fees coupled with his IRS debt and current mortage is going to lead to one of the greatest sperg-outs in onion history, I'm calling it right now. God bless tractorgate.
No. 610335
>>610316To the farmers going, make sure to take a notebook and pen. Sit in the front benches if you can. I wouldn’t risk breaking the cellphone rule because you can get kicked out, so just take as many bullet notes. When Gurg and Plainey say something milky, quote it please.
It would have been great if one of us got permission to take photos, that can often be done two weeks in advance by filling out a form. Hopefully farmers can get a good glance of Gurg’s face or that a journalist who got permission takes pics (if any respectable news outlet even cares to cover this washed up emo, that is). If we’re lucky, we’ll get a mugshot by the end of this instead. Let the milk pour.
No. 610339
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Safe to say I can forget about having any semblance of a productive day at work. LET IT POUR.
No. 610341
>>610339>>610335Sometimes, these type of long hearings have small intermissions. If a farmer who can recover from the spergfest that will be this court hearing can come on and give live updates in between breaks, that’d also be great.
Judges who can detect bullshit also love cutting off liars as they speak lol Onion will definitely get his ass handed to him. If Plainey is also on trial, her and Onion will likely be sitting a part from each other—adding to their defenselessness.
She probably won’t be LARPing as trans tomorrow either. Let’s hope the judge
triggers her.
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>>610347i fucking hate the holidays so this is prob my one good time this month
dont let me down captain planet court system
No. 610364
>>610343Honestly anon I was also hoping for a court sketch from a farmer lmao. Not sure if it’s too much to ask for because the milk will be leaking from courtroom crevice to courtroom crevice, and it can be overwhelming to hear how these things unfold, but it’d be hilarious if someone could dedicate their visit to drawing Onion, even if it’s super quick and low effort!
A professional court sketch could be done by a photo journalist who specializes in these things and didn’t get the permission to take photos of the case beforehand, or even a designated courtroom sketch artist. Hopefully one will be present. The application process for court room pictures is super easy too, even a college student could have gotten approved just say you want pictures for a project. The court even lets you pick the specific case to take pictures of. Imagine all of the golden tractor shots we could have all laughed at if any of us had filled out a form for approval a month ago.
Unfortunately, Greg will likely be sitting facing the opposite direction from any farmers to face the judge, but who knows! If we get lucky, the room will get full of other attendees and the court will play the hearing outside of the court room, so hopefully a farmer can take pics of a TV screen if that happens kek.
No. 610370
>>610367I'm afraid it's going to be similar to all the other times cops/animal welfare has been to his house. Nothing will happen and he will upload a "HA. SEE HATURS. The authorities agreed with me! You are all so pathetic." Etc.
I know this is different because it involves the actual courts but..I dunno….Gurgles has an uncanny way of never really paying for his crimes.
No. 610371
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>>610367Ngl, just a bit. However, shit is definitely going down.
Either Onion will be paying a hefty fine, far more than he can afford, and he’ll probably have to do community service kek. Or, he does end up going to jail for a year minimum. So much can happen in one year, and we are guaranteed a mugshot. It really will depend on whether he is charged with a misdemeanor or a felony, and that’s dependent on the value of property damage. The best case scenario is he gets at least ten years in jail!
In this particular case, it doesn’t even matter if he claims he wasn’t aware that he tampered with protected property, according to this government website.
Even if Lainey herself isn’t on trial (highly unlikely,) she’ll most likely go with her ~boo~ to court and she’ll be sitting among an audience of people who hate Onision, and hate her too by extension. She’ll get her feefees hurt.
The judge will pick up that this family is dysfunctional as fuck in general. Hopefully more of Onion’s slip-ups come up in this case, as there will be times where he is directly asked questions that are very personal. If it ends up getting super milky, there will be multiple hearings. If there’s multiple hearings, then now we will be better equipped to try getting every juicy detail in court in the future.
We are guaranteed milk either way. Let’s hope it’s a felony charge.
No. 610374
>>610372Good idea. Plainey looking into the judge’s eyes, and turning against Gurg by saying, “I.. can’t control his actions.. your honor.”
But seriously I can see Onion getting community service, which in itself can be lulzy. Hopefully he’ll have to rake leaves off a highway wearing an orange jumpsuit.
No. 610375
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>>610370I think the opposite may happen. Usually he is not caught on camera doing his dirty deeds. Plus it is a lot more now than just the police, I feel something bad for him coming down the line for this, not what most anons believe, but, something…
No. 610376
>>610372-Gerg starts fake crying
-He throws a fit for getting punished (be human!)
-He's saying he's a veteran and fought fot this country
-Lamp's getting pissed because she'll get misgendered
or whats most likely:
-they're both just sitting there, getting assraped while their lawyer does an awful job
No. 610379
>>610378I'm honestly so curious about that.
I really hope the kiwifarms will put their autism to goos work and offer us a milky report.
No. 610382
>>610372- Greg brings up his kids as a defense for not being punished
- Greg misgenders Lainey in his sperg
- Greg throws Lainey under the bus (unlikely, but it would be sooo good)
No. 610384
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>>610379Even people on Twitter are spamming at Onision about his court date, and saying things like this. It seems like even twitterfags are keeping tabs. Hopefully a local newspaper will pick up on it too, small towns like this would consider a has-been YouTuber to be news.
Even if it isn’t the sentencing we want, we are guaranteed sperging and at least two anons are so coming through and going. I think a lot of our milk will depend on how accurately anons will depict the case in their notes.
At a minimum, Onion boy will be paying out of his ass, and hopefully someone will sneak a picture of the spaceprince in court if she’s in the audience, too. There’s no way she won’t be crying at some point
No. 610395
>>610391Let’s hope they have a male judge, please. Female judges are a bit more passive (not all of course). A man’s communication style is more blunt in general, so a male judge will actually speak to them in a condescending way and be argumentative. Imagine Lainey trying to tell the judge to please use her ~pronouns~. As soft-spoken as this bitch can be, she knows farmers will be there, and she’ll likely want to conserve her fakeboi image. If she tells the judge to not misgender her, it’s milky and attention-whory. If she doesn’t tell the judge anything, it’s milky because she publicly outed herself as a transtrender. Either way, a male judge is guaranteed to be a huge dick, and if Onion gives attitude, the judge will give it right back.
Lainey is way too sensitive and a male judge will break her if she has to talk.
By the end of the day, these two will be taken down several notches.
No. 610399
>>610372The glorious day is here!
-Taylor will wear some kind of dress pants/sweater combo.
-She will definitely be misgendered because they recognize her a female. No public sperging will happen because they save that for insta captions/tweets/videos as she showed recently
-They will probs just get a fine and if we’re lucky community service. If it’s just a fine expect a video from Greg sperging about everything.
-I really doubt jail time because that’s just too good to happen. We may get lucky but it’s doubtful
No. 610400
>>610315He's not an atheist, he stated that himself when debating JG last year. She skimmed over it but I wish she'd addressed it.
>>610366 Yes. I'm seriously confused by how excited anons are, with Gurg's history of never getting repercussions, I'm expecting a slapped wrist and that's it.
>>610373 This is spot on.
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>>607094sadly I won’t be able to attend this shit show in person to draw an actual court sketch - I did manage a little something though
enjoy
No. 610412
>>610408People always say that. He's such a piece of shit, if that's what happens - I don't even mind.
But Taylor will still probably be on the outside, and Onision lives on in his children. Just wait like 5 more years for Trot to hit Google.
No. 610416
>>610409Hey Mods, any chance we can use this image and have a live thread for the court? It would be great to discuss it live :)
I’m excited to let this milk get a flowin’
No. 610417
>>610414Gerg will find a way to fuck community service up. Community service involves interacting with people who will not be amused at his narc tard-rages.
Can't you be sent to jail if you don't fulfill the terms?
No. 610420
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>>610417Kek, yes. Let’s hope he arrives late to court today + aggravates the courtroom + fucks up his community service + can’t afford to pay his fines. He’s on thin ice after today.
Also, anyone know if probation is a possibility for him? That’d be hilarious.
No. 610431
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Here's the card. Feel free to change it around or make your own with the template.
No. 610432
Although today is a glorious day, please remember to refrain from making the thread into a chatroom.
For newfags: make sure to check out the rules and info pages to help you integrate.
https://lolcow.farm/ruleshttps://lolcow.farm/info No. 610436
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Happy onionmas- love drawfag
No. 610443
>>610372Unfortunately I don’t see jail time happening. I predict Plain will wear her prom suit and some makeup but not style her ugly ass emo cut in a mature way; she’ll sit there silently and not speak, nor will she correct anyone about her pronouns.
As for Anus I have no idea. I predict a fine, maybe even a hefty one. He’ll probably act depressed on twitter for a bit, maybe make a speaks video where he acts like a pussy, then go into REEEEEE mode a few days later.
No. 610446
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>>610444Tampering with the flood plains in Washington isn't really minor. They have a really bad history of mudslides. (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Oso_mudslide) However, if he only gets fined I'll take that.
No. 610447
>>610444Minor would be a non lethal petty theft, Onion's done more than tens of thousands in damage. I think some anons are underestimating the seriousness of damaging "some plants". Anyway, the letter in evidence states what they will do, he has to pay the permits and repair costs, if not then possibility of jail. I think WA will just want the scrounge to part with his money and fix the fucking wetlands. His hearing is essentially him being told the contents of the letter since him and his wife were too illiterate to read it.
He might not be getting butt sex in jail but parting with money is probably what Greg equates to rape
No. 610451
>>610442she also has lost her authorisation two times, because she kept on lying and told a client to burn evidence against them. (was the exact same case Grugg has now. Living on wetland, signing a paper that says nothing will be done without permits, destroys land)
If she's pulling this shit again today, she'll lose her authorisation forever. So she has no other choice than to be honest and let Gerg get his consequences.
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>>610455Never mind it looks fucking terrible and lumpy but surprisingly green.
No. 610478
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10/10
No. 610487
>>610482either he's waiting to start or isn't there.
the hearing is 3 hours long.
No. 610500
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It's three hours long for the Avaroe's. They aren't seeing anyone else today.
No. 610508
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>>610503If nothing else we'll have the court recordings or transcripts. Not sure which they release on their website.
Until then we can all enjoy the lord's work in the way of this festive overlay and keep refreshing their twitters in case one of them feigns a panic attack and has to escape the court room to furiously tweet about how the BIG EVIL GOVERNMENT is going to take all they have.
No. 610526
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>>610520Really do think this is Onion trying to pull a fast one on us, because he would have sent this half an hour into his hearing. Even if he did have a break, he wouldn’t be allowed on his phone.. and if he were on his phone for some reason, why would he tweet shit like this? I really think he’s trying to go down the route terrorists go when they drop hints on social media prior to their crimes. Onion thinks he’s relevant enough for a judge or potential jury to look up his social media. To an extent, he still does have fans, but certainly is not relevant. He probably wants to seem as ~unhinged~ as possible so people go soft on him. All of this is just adding to his retardation.
Bonus: what if he actually did go into court late, and gets into even more trouble. Please be the case.
No. 610533
>>610527he tweeted about it an hour ago, so he'd be late if he did decide to go. If an farmer is there she's probably laying low. Let's wait a bit.
Also there's most likely going to be an update or a transcript posted online in a few days. Most hearings are recorded.
No. 610539
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In Onion’s replies. Jesus Christ. His fans are not making him look good rn.
No. 610546
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>>610542The sent from web client can mean anything. Either he is using his phone’s web browser, or he is using an app to send scheduled tweets. The tweets would have the app’s name on it though, like “Sent from TweetDeck.”
It most likely was sent from a web browser, and you can’t schedule tweets like that. Maybe Lainey is tweeting for him?
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>>610546At some point he mentioned he deleted the Twitter app. So his tweets from desktop are from Twitter Web Client, and tweets from mobile are from Twitter Lite.
Though it's possible to open Twitter in desktop mode while on mobile and post tweets from there.
No. 610559
>>610552Bit tinfoil, but this bitch clearly knows what he’s doing if he felt the need to announce he deleted the actual app. He knows tweets from desktop/desktop version on mobile web have that “sent from web client” stamp. What if he actually was entering court, and he sent that tweet from his phone’s web browser in desktop mode to try making us haters feel like we’ve lost and that he’s still at home and has no court hearing or something?
Because he’s been awfully quiet since that tweet, so has Lainey. The hearing ends in 45 minutes so we will soon know the truth.
No. 610567
>>610563it also does not work for me, maybe cause I am an eurofag. Is there more info there than
>>610560?
No. 610571
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>>610567There’s a lot but this is among my favorite parts. They tried so hard to seem like they were innocent and didn’t know what to do. Everything is debunked so hard including they were contacted with instructions on what exactly to do.
No. 610574
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>>610572
Have some patience eurofags, there are 50+ pages to read through. Looks like onions court bearing was in a small part of the local newspaper. Can’t post more detailed image because I don’t feel like blocking information.
No. 610585
>>610581>>610580>>610577>>610574>>610571This was posted a week ago.
>>607133 Don’t attempt to mislead others by passing off older information as new. Make sure you read the thread before posting.
No. 610599
>>610559So it wrapped as of about half an hour ago, either he's going to be mouse-quiet or REEEEEEEEEing like he's never done before.
How soon would findings/results be up, anyone know?
No. 610612
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>>610608Any idea what local publication might cover it? We’re prob going to find information there first. I wouldn’t be shocked if people chose not to show to the court, especially on a Thursday morning…
No. 610613
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>>610608>he's at least smart enough>implying Grug is smart at somethingImho he'll be sperging later today instead of sleeping. He simply cannot stop himself from sperging on Twitter, it's in his blood.
No. 610616
>>610613Probably shouldn't have typed "smart enough" but I gave him too much credit.
The only other excuse I can give for his radio silence is that he's actually stuck at the court house or with his lawyer filling out some paperwork based on the decision. Greg can't afford to drag this out any longer and based on Greg's appeal and the County's Response, I cannot see anything being ruled in Greg's favor. Court's are usually lenient, but there's no getting away with the 2K application fee for .. was it engineering assessment of the damage he's done and corrective measures? I mean that's just paying for someone to go out there and give him estimates.
No. 610662
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Next tractorgate date! Maybe they couldn’t fit everything into today’s hearing?
No. 610671
>>610662I called the office and they said "The case wasn't heard because appellants' lawyer asked for more time, they are trying to sort something out." So it's nothing juicy, the lawyer is just stalling for whatever reason. That's why onion didn't go, he would've agreed they were doing this with the lawyer ahead of time.
Sorry for the anti-climax anons.
No. 610676
>>610671So they're gonna get fucked in the ass just in time for Christmas.
Awwww damn, I'm gonna have to double up on the milk I set out with the cookies, it sounds like.
No. 610678
>>610671So they didn't tell their lawyer the truth. GG Grunkle and
[insert fakeboi name here].
No. 610686
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Oops, his address was visible
No. 610689
>>610671It’s not the milk we deserved, but this is still milky in and of itself! Onion and company have had months to sort this shit out. What new revelation came up that they have to stall this long? Greg and his Walmart lawyer are just putting on a show.
If there’s one thing judges hate, it’s having their time wasted. They slated three fucking hours (far more than the average court case runs) for the Onions.. for them to not even go through with it today. Them pushing back the date was definitely a last minute change, too. Or else we would’ve seen the new date on the couer’s website sooner. Things aren’t looking good for Gurg and company already.
Also, as mentioned, this means Greg is investing even more money into his lawyer for more time, kek.
Just remember, if the retards are quiet online about their case, it isn’t because they’ve won, it’s because they gotta keep hush hush.
No. 610692
>>610680I feel bad for her for this too, because she wasn't the one who did the work, and she almost certainly wasn't the one who told Greg to do it. So she's there because she is legally responsible, but she probably had very little to actually do with it. Greg does whatever the hell he wants, and Taylor doesn't have much input into it.
That being said, she is still an enabling, conniving, shitty piece of work.
No. 610697
>>610692As per usual, I'm on the fence in regard to Lainey because yes, she's an abuse victim and but then she's done soooo many bad and horrible things herself as well.
She has parents who still support her to this day even though she's gone behind their back so badly. She's had so many wake-up calls throughout the years and still can't let go. She's either incredibly dumb or seriously emotionally / developmentally stunted which is sad, not only for her but also for her kids.
No. 610698
>>610689Lawfag here -
Now I'm not sure exactly how tribunals work, but in Civil Cases, "extensions of time" and resetting hearings is standard practice. It does not at all bother Judges, since it's common practice to reschedule hearings.
Now what exactly do Greg and his lawyer intend on "sorting out" is the real question. If an appeal was filed, the county can file a response THEN a "Reply" to that Response can be filed. That's at least how it's done in regular ole' Courts. I'm thinking maybe the attorney was working on other shit and rescheduled to file a Reply before the hearing. If so, that means we might get a super milky Reply to the County. Hopefully it's better written, but hopefully it's not.
OR
It could have simply been rescheduled because Greg and Lainey were dying in their raped wetland soil and had their lawyer reschedule. It's not a big deal and it only means the lawyers gets more time to bill.
I'd look up the Rules of Procedure for tribunals to see if a Reply would even be allowed if it missed submission deadlines.
At this point, I'm also wondering if Greg's attorney read that pretty thorough Response and is looking for mitigating factors so Greg doesn't have rebuild an ecosystem. Kek.
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Don't know if I've posted this already but here's a video that'll give you perspective of how much Greg will be in debt because of the IRS:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CVKCUoZCOrGxRU3bCC6FAbo5pqhzZ8ob5 months until we can see how fucked he'll be by the IRS.
No. 610702
>>610436The Lorax LMAOO, nice one
>>610671The plot thickens… Either way, call us Santa because for Christmas time we're gonna get a lot of milk
No. 610725
>>610717not a legalfag but I know lawyers try to postpone cases when their client is likely to lose to run out the statute of limitations. I don't know what the SoL would be for his case, though.
A lot of times they do it because the courts have more important shit to worry about atm.
No. 610733
>>610725As far as I am aware the statute of limitations is 2 years. No way they can successfully postpone for that long. They are going to have to face the music.
Their silence speaks volumes. I definitely think Greg would be sperging about how smart and amazing he is right now if things had gone well today.
No. 610742
>>610740He’s hoping that if he makes enough black and white videos where he talks in his effeminate voice and says how evil and unfair the government is, those teen thots will cough up $300,000.
Keep dreaming, Anus.
No. 610751
>>610717>>610725Not necessarily. Lawyers often want things settled as quickly as possible. Time is money with them and I'm guessing a small time case like Greg's isn't going to be pulling in lots of money. For the most part, in defense cases, the large sum put down in the beginning is really the profit they expect. You want to get that initial fee then try to get the case settled and moved on to other bigger cases.
One problem with "milking" a case is there are limits and limited billing amounts. You can be reported to the bar association if you have a large bill amount and it can get you disbarred if you're charging ridiculously or aren't managing a case appropriately. Ethical billing and representation are a big deal.
Another reason to move a case out is to keep clients happy. If you get reported to the state bar, even if the findings are ruled in your favor, your malpractice insurance goes sky high.
I'm sure the continuance was issued because Greg and Lainey were too anxious about going or the attorney wants to actually present some better arguments.
No. 610753
>>610751That could be why they're being quiet. They realized they have no case and they're busy brainstorming more excuses to try and save their asses. But knowing them, probably not.
In reality, Onion has probably been locked away beating off to thoughts of better times all day (inspired by recently seeing the name Billie in his stream) to relieve stress, leaving Lainey to watch the kids while intermittently sobbing and taking tongue-out selfies. In other words, nothing unusual for them.
December 20th can't come fast enough.
No. 610758
>>610680I don't really feel bad for her, because she's a shitty self-absorbed fucktard of a "boi" but there can be no doubt how fucked over she's been in relationships contributed a bit to what a shitshow her life and how she presents herself is.
She is both incredibly stupid and lacking personality inherently but no one deserves what she got.
I was actually thinking perhaps her fakeboi transtrending, in addition to hopping on tweentumblr trend as she is wont to do, may be due to some sort of posttraumatic self-hate? Pls no ban for armchair but it's a thing that rape victims do, de-feminize themselves. Even if she wasn't raped by Greaseystein, he ruined her life and basically forced her to have kids (fetish, her being a doormat, etc) too young. She must subconsciously loathe her vagina and what "it" indirectly did to her and her body and her life (no way she's self-aware or introspective enough to try and digest the roots of her emotions tho lol)
No. 610767
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He’s back, with scheduled Eugenia sperg.
No. 610770
>>610708No doubts that Greg is a sociopath, or at the very least a manipulative and conniving asshole, but I wouldn't look too deep into the meaning behind his tweets. Especially when you're trying to prove that he has no idea about how people express emotions.
Like we've already established before this is most likely just a half-assed attempt to make an insanity plea or he's just sperging for the sake of being an absolute edgelord. His 14 year old fans love the idea of him using a happy emoji with something dark and meaningful.
No. 610775
>>610771Isn't a case like this kind of time-sensitive, though? I mean, the lug nut destroyed a whole ecosystem in his backyard. He cut down trees that were decades old. There's danger of it all eroding and decaying further the longer the sentencing waits.
Or is he going to have to hire the inspector and start working on restoring it before all his charges/fines are processed? I'm not sure exactly how things like this play out.
No. 610778
>>610676What is your obsession with getting fucked in the ass?
>>610688He probably thinks it makes him look professional because it's his "business" email.
>>610692As much as we all dislike Lainey for obvious reasons, I'd much prefer her staying out of this one so the kids still have one parent that doesn't totally fuck up their lives for selfish reasons. She's annoying and horrible, but she didn't damage the yard. She was taking care of the kids Onion neglects. It's funny that he hasn't even tried to defend her or ask for her to be excluded. It's pathetic, because instead of thinking of her kids in this, she's probably pushing aside large amounts of cash to help him even more. What's going to happen when they lose everything? One of them needs to be worrying about feeding and clothing the baby. This dumb fuck wanted a prenup, why is she so ignorantly giving him the money he didn't think she'd earn on her own?
No. 610783
>>610751> Lawyers often want things settled as quickly as possibleShut the fuck up . And right after you say
> Time is money with themIf you're the lawyer anon you probs passed the bar exam in new jersey or one of those easy-ass states right? There is no WAY someone who passed it in , say New York, would have that dumb ASS mentality as yours. " lawyers want thing settled quickly" lmao surejen.jpg
>>610771You're right.
No. 610785
>>610781Thank you, anon. I don't get where anyone, Onions and farmers alike, can come up with the idea that Lainey isn't part of this too just because she wasn't the one buzzsawing and bulldozing.
She always says she "can't control what he does," but if she was a responsible adult she would have known about the restrictions on their property (just like he should have) and would have told him not to do this shit because it would be illegal and they'd get fined. Instead they both somehow have ~nooo idea~ this would get them in trouble, and she's helping him build bonfires during a burn ban and hanging out while he takes an actual bulldozer to their backyard for no reason at all. They're both clueless assholes who should have actually read the paperwork that came along with the house they purchased, that they BOTH signed, or at least consulted it when they wanted to do some outside renovations. I can't imagine being so careless and naive, especially at their age.
She's not a helpless child, nor does she have an excuse to claim she was in the dark about any of this. She's his adult wife.
No. 610787
>>610779>I can’t control what he does!How’s that working out for ya?
You shouldn’t want to
control your spouse (like Obesion wants to do to everyone around him—and Plainey is manipulative as fuck toward everyone around her too), but you should be able to
tell them shit and they’ll take it into consideration. Especially when your own ass is on the line, too.
No. 610789
>>610783Calm down anon, people are allowed to disagree with you.
>>610784Honestly, I can't see them allowing him to delay it much longer than, let's say, March. And I highly doubt he wants to have Pierce County and the IRS hounding him at the same time. Stalling for time isn't beneficial for Lainey and Greg. They've already stalled twice, there's only so many excuses they can use to stall now.
>>610786Lainey isn't a child though. Putting her blind trust in Greg with financial decisions is dumb considering how she's helping him pay for his IRS fuck ups. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse. Let this be a lesson to them both.
No. 610791
>>610786It's more so finding her culpable rather than implying she's competent in any way. Learned helpless and being pathetically stunted do not excuse her from the responsibility of being an adult/citizen/mother. I don't think anyone here thinks she can actually understand or do anything, anons are just pointing out she
is culpable.
The fact there are numerous screenshots/vlogs etc that point to her being manipulative and lying makes this even more so, regardless of whether she can wipe her own retarded boy-ass or not.
No. 610823
>>610815>>610819As long as Lainey is with Greg, her children are never going to be okay. The mom card isn't going to cover her ass in court and it won't here. The kids are better off living with her parents than with them. An emotionally stunted mother who constantly has identity issues is not a good mother.
You're also assuming they'll actually send the onions to jail. They want them to correct what they fucked up, not waste taxpayer money by going to jail for 90 days to a year.
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well, I'm disappointed they didn't go to court today, but on another note it looks like Onion might be looking for a 3rd or even a replacement. I say this because why tf has he been mentioning falling in love before having sex so much recently? it seems like he's looking to fall in love with someone to bang. Like Lainey who? I like how he responds to this woman's email talking about how he isn't interested because he wants to be in love when he has sex. No mention of his husband.
Is it just me or has he been boasting about his ability to be attracted to other people a lot lately? I don't think I remember him ever talking about his attraction to others as much as he has been recently. Almost like he wants Lainey to feel like shit. he seems pretty willing to get into a relationship with someone who isn't her as long as he's in love with them.
No. 610834
>>610799Journalismfag here. I was thinking the same thing. In theory, if an anon who is willing and lives in Washington has the time and ability to go to the December 20th hearing, there might be a chance to get approval for courtroom pics.
A local anon would go to the courthouse tomorrow or Monday, speak to a clerk, and ask for the application. Said anon will be asked why they want to take photos. Anon can say it’s for a university newspaper or a project of some sort.
If the clerk determines it’s a valid reason, anon will be given the form.
You’ll need the case number to fill out the form, and I believe you’ll have to be with an organization/school/job. The form isn’t that hard to fill out, but you gotta have your info ready. You submit the form to the clerk, and will be notified if you’re aproved before the case, but not on that same day.
The problem with this though, is say an anon does get approved, they can take as many pics as they’d like—however, posting them on here can be a problem.
As much of a wet dream as it’d be to have spastic, high quality Gregma shots, it can be risky for whoever does take the photos and for the site potentially, if they’re posted to here.
Can we get an artfag to sketch?
No. 610838
So his earlier tweets about being depressed and dying, all clearly show he's very worried about the case. But he must have known his lawyer was going to ask for an extension. So, he was this
>>610156 >>610157worried over just rescheduling, imagine how much he's shitting himself about the actual sentencing.
>>610785 She went and picked out the fucking tractor with him! Watched his from the house. There's no such thing as an innocent bystander, she could have stopped it at anytime. She's just as guilty as he is and deserves whatever she gets. I think all the anons kissing Laineys theoretical dick are newfags, brought here by tractorgate.
No. 610841
>>610835Some of us are legalfags, anon. Those of us providing you with information on these circumstances did not "see it on tv." Try again. Don't get mad because you thought you knew what you were talking about.
>>610838Knew you would come.
>inb4 hate boner anons come in accusing us of whiteknighting Lainey >>610819>>610839She's moving up the tier for a shitty, boring instagram that no one should have to pay for anyway. She's such a fucking dumbass. I don't watch many YouTubers, but does anyone else have private social media accounts they charge their patrons for? Like who tf do these assfucks think they are? I can't believe people pay for this shit.
No. 610847
>>610843Do you think you or any other anons willing to go can request the court picture form? It’s a really easy process, just have your story straight, though it may vary from county to county.
Without blogposting too much, when I did this type of thing, pics of inmates at hearings were posted online, and the court never came after me.
However, this is Greg we’re talking about, a known lurker who will throw the biggest bitch fit if court candids are posted onto here.
There’s no issue with an anon taking permissible photos for their own enjoyment and safe keeping, but surely there’s a way we can all see them too. Perhaps a sock puppet account somewhere or a drive.
No. 610854
>>610810That is insane. Of course the lawyer is getting paid, not doing it for free because she’s banging Gurgles.
She’s 60+years old, married, attractive in that rich white society grandma way. If she wanted a boy toy, she could hire an actually attractive one with the money Grot and Thot pay her. Someone hot, who showers, who isn’t a ridiculous asshole.
No. 610855
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>>610854shhh anon, don't respond to newfags who don't know how to quote and have to spew their insane conspiracy theories. you know better.
crossposting from the flakes thread:
>>>/snow/745072it looks like Booty had a mental breakdown at work over being outed as a traitor yet again and was sent home.
She later sperged out in the Onioncord about getting herself committed for mental health reasons, and was removed from Lainey's Discord just a few minutes ago. She's offline and it's the middle of the night, so that probably means Lainey gave her the boot.
I'm crossposting this here because it means that Lainey does believe the evidence about Booty, no doubt. She lost modship the day her post history was outed and now on the day her application was mentioned she gets kicked out of Laineycord. I really want to know if Greg and Lainey are fighting over whether or not Booty is the leaker (Spoiler Alert:
she is ) while Greg is plugging up his ears and singing
La La La Lolcow Lies!!! No. 610856
>>610829It reminds me of those faux-poetic depression meme types. Gabbie Hanna comes to mind, although she's 27 and thick so Greg doesn't know who she is.
Really I think he's just trying to generally come off as depressed, low-energy and worn down by not capitalizing or punctuating. I can never really tell what angle he's going for with his manic style changes, though.
No. 610860
>>610839What's really "ridiculous" is how mad you are about this leaking shit, honestly. There's nothing interesting on your private instagram, nor was there anything particularly interesting on your private twitter other than confirmation that your life is fucking miserable. Arguably the best things we have from there are from your streams, and even that stuff is mostly vague insinuations (about Maya, Sarah, Jess's partner etc.) Nobody who views your leaks on lolcow were people who would have otherwise pledged money to see that shit, so it's not "stealing" from you. It's both dumb and selfish to make people pay to see pretty much nothing, and it's not even allowed to put a twitter or insta behind a paywall anyway.
Grow up Lainey. There are bigger problems in your life than people "leaking" pictures of you sticking your tongue out with a caption about how much of a smol boy you are.
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From Kiwi
No. 610868
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Twitter/your “career” are the least of your problems, you spastic. As pointed out in the replies, you are failing at life for being an unfunny, untalented, unintelligent, unoriginal, unrelatable, uninteresting, unstable predator.
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I bet his last will and testament decrees that he is to be buried in that fucking banana suit.
No. 610878
>>610839This means less money for lambo in the future, let me summarize:
- patrons who were pledging for the tier now have less reason to pledge because she took one important reward away from them (the private insta)
- much less people are going to be willing to pay more for the same thing. We've seen how few people were on Shreg's private Twitter due to it being ridiculously expensive
- Haters aren't going to pay the higher amount either because the Instagram wasn't milky at all.
So good job to whoever leaked it kek. One other thing is that they are both actually really stupid to even have all these exclusive social media tiers. It makes them look SO bad because they want you to think that they are some very important celebs and their content is so great that others have to pay for it. The only reason to have such things would be if you're a camwhore or fetish model or something like that, in that case you would offer actual content on these accounts.
I understand things like early video access or patreon-only videos if you're a video creator but this whole "pay us to be our friend" shit is completely arrogant and self-absorbed and totally misses the point of a patreon.
They also still don't seem to understand that their fans are mostly underage and the only ones who are interested enough in secret accounts are the ones who don't earn their own money yet. Idiots.
No. 610901
>>610900I mean they are either going to recoup the cost of the damage or they're going to punish him in another way. At this point, I really can't see their lawyer making a convincing enough argument to get him off free especially with the way her client has been conducting himself. He's been confrontational, erratic, and now he's wasting their time pretty much. He used heavy mechanical equipment on protected land without a permit, took down at least one 50 year old tree in a wetland which will possibly contribute to land erosion and flooding, took out a bunch of greenery and brush as well which will also possibly contribute to land erosion and flooding, burned cardboard boxes, burned irresponsibly during burn a ban (not in a pit, burning cardboard boxes), continued to work on the land past the government sending him a public stop work notice for days, and to top it all off he butchered not only his property but he also butchered the government's property.
No. 610909
>>607094>>610903 Ugh the background she sits in front of is so distracting, it makes the video look like its strobing or something.
Also "society is too tolerant of men" kek what. I know what she's TRYING to say but goddamn she's an idiot.
No. 610926
>>610839Good to hear! The more money it'll cost the fewer people will actually pay for it and be allowed on that account, so the smaller (and more boring) her echo chamber will be. She won't get the asspats she looks for, she'll be unhappy about that and she might stop offering that perk in the future. A win in my books.
I don't need to know what the Avaroes do on their sooper sneekee accounts, I want them off the Internet, so they can't take advantage and emotionally abuse tweens anymore.
I mean they'll technically always be able to do that but without the online presence it'll be much harder.
No. 610930
>>610842Yes and no. Obviously they'll make more money dragging the cases, but ultimately it'll blow their reputation, so they won't get recommended yada yada.
In the long run, they'll make more money (and have a better reputation) if they win /settle cases quickly.
(Not a lawfag here but kinda self-explanatory.)
No. 610957
>>610930I work as a paralegal and I can tell you that's not how they work at all. To build reputation, especially for fast handling of cases, lawyers generally take on many small cases at the beginning of their career, cut and dry cases that are clean and easy to win. For cases that are more likely to be a loss, dragging it out is beneficial, because the client will perceive you as fighting your best for them, since technically that's what's happening. even if they know it's impossible to win. In these types of situations, unless it's a fraud related charge, lawyers tend to be forgiving about payment plans and the like because it makes the client feel secure about their relationship. Lawyers are fairly competitive so word of mouth reputation and reviews are important, but you have to keep in mind that people hiring lawyers are usually in a pinch. I usually end up having to do a lot more work with cases like this that have such a clear violation, because the first thing you need to do in these situations is find a place where the law tripped up somewhere or else you have to push for a sympathetic verdict. Though, I can tell you that Onion is going to be pissed if his lawyer pushes the "ignorant to the law" route, because obviously he's the smartest person in the universe.
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As seen on Grease’s latest Eugenia video. I don’t know this youtuber or follow Eugenia drama at all, but as far as I know I think this is the first time Garbage has been accused of stealing content without accrediting the original creator in his videos.
No. 611054
>>611037Funny considering he false flags every single video that uses video material of him even when it falls under fair use. But what do we expect from this cunt.
Side note: he said about that girl that she seems like a cool person or something (obviously because she's a colorful haired alt girl, he always uses this language when he actually wants to bang someone)
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>>611037He must have seen that comment because he updated his description.
No. 611125
>>610903Video summary: It is unclear why Lainey is even married to Greg at all, because she disagrees with his views on eating disorders, race, gender identity, vegetarianism, and all sorts of other things throughout the video. From her explanations it seems none of the tweets/FB posts featured in the video were made for a comedic or purposefully controversial reason, and that at the time of posting them, he DID truly believe these things. She claims he doesn't agree with most of these things now. This raises many, many questions, and could possibly raise more if he continues to say some of these things.
- Lainey begins the video by saying she had no idea what to film because she isn't an original person, so at least she's admitting it.
- In response to a tweet Greg made about being a "feminazi," Lainey responds by breaking down feminism in a much more educated but still vaguely clueless and
problematic way, further cementing the fact that neither of these two know very much about feminism.
- Greg drags the term "black lives matter" in a tweet, and Lainey disagrees with this. Her knowledge on this is seemingly much better than her knowledge on feminism. The way she discusses the term makes it sound like she's trying to condescendingly explain it to Greg, and she even says she thinks she tried to do just that after he made the tweet. She says she THINKS he understands the term now.
- Lainey says that back when Greg was transphobic, it made her "closeted ass" very uncomfortable. She does not explain why a closeted transgender person would stay in a marriage with someone who was openly transphobic, or even marry them at all (some of the posts predate their marriage). She does say that he is much more educated now. It is worth noting that Greg was already at least in his mid-to-late-twenties at the time of all of these posts.
- She makes fun of his contradictory tweets regarding wearing makeup, but says she hopes it doesn't make him mad that she thinks it's funny.
- In response to Greg's 2011 post about how happy he is that he's infertile, Lainey says he would think that post was crazy now because "he loves being a parent."
- Lainey brings up the time a singer she liked tweeted at her, and Greg started a public twitter argument with her about it because the singer had previously blocked him. She says this is one of the dumbest arguments she has ever been in with anyone and she is not over it to this day. Ironically, one of the points Greg makes in this argument is that if someone hates Lainey, he doesn't associate with them and would have her back "no matter what," making the recent Booty drama even funnier.
- Lainey says Greg still constantly brings up her lying about her age (by five months) when they first met. She says they weren't even dating yet and she came clean almost immediately, but he still holds a grudge about this.
- Lainey responds to his very recent tweets about how being in the closet is dishonest and means you are a liar. She explains why she disagrees and says she is still closeted to many people in her life and will come out when she feels comfortable, but that it doesn't mean she's being dishonest. This confirms what we've all been saying about him directly targeting Lainey with these tweets.
- Lainey ends the video by saying that when she read some of these posts, she didn't feel like she even recognized the person who tweeted them. It is worth noting that Lainey and Greg were married during or very shortly after every single one of these posts was made.
No. 611155
>>611115I don't think it helps that he has been extremely vocal both in his videos and on twitter about wanting to have sex with every girl he sees. I cannot recall the last time I watched a video of his where he did not bring up either being majorly attracted to a female/wanting to fuck the female/droned on about how amazing he is at sex (Do his fans SERIOUSLY enjoy hearing about his sex life?? God it gives me chills). Another anon mentioned this before, but he clearly is desperate for fresh teenage pussy. I don't think our smol boi is doing it for him anymore. Both Lainey and Greg seem genuinely irritated and more annoyed with each other recently. His vomit-inducing sexual desires are progressively worsening, it really is only a matter of time until Billy #2 is introduced. Lainey on the other hand doesn't express wanting a girlfriend much at all of late. I can see this becoming a tremendous issue between the two of them in the very near future (Personally I can't wait).
Also, I can understand where some anons are coming from with their compassion/sympathy for Lainey, but you have to take into account that she has evolved beyond being an innocent victim in any of this… she is a willing participant in every cruel thing this guy does. I keep thinking back to a video I believe was made by Onion about Sam - that Lainey and he would take a shower together to make fun of her and talk badly about her. In my honest opinion, I stopped viewing Lainey as a victim a while ago. She has never in her entire existence held a job, she has always failed to stand up to Greg, even when the Madison debacle first occurred and people on YouNow were asking her why she was backing Greg up and being so terrible to Madison, she started freaking out on viewers screaming "I DON'T CONTROL MY HUSBAND"… yet taking at the same time zero responsibility for her part in all of it: texting Madison hurtful things and even stating specifically that she backed Greg up in "removing you from our lives".
tl;dr she plays the victim card when it suits her. Lainey is far more manipulative than she lets on.. I know it's easy to forget that, but there are years of evidence to support this girl being fundamentally hateful and selfish.
No. 611159
>>611155His ever growing need for fresh teenage punani is most likely going to be explained as a "requirement" for his sexuality, which could be his way out of the relationship. Like him being "poly" is not something that can compromised on.
"A huge part of my identity is being oppressed by my husband. I was so supportive to him being LGBT, and yet now he turns his back on me."
No. 611199
>>611128Especially when it’s an ethnic minority that are treated poorly, like Mexicans in the US. If Taylor actually looked Latina she might have something legit to sperg about re: her identity and discrimination, but as it is she’s just a bland white girl desperately wanting to participate in the oppression Olympics. As for anons being sympathetic towards her, she has never deserved it.
>inb4 “but she was groomed!” No. She chose this. She obsessively sought out her piece of shit husband when she was vacuous teenage cheerleader. She was a cunt then and she has just become more of a cunt over time.
No. 611219
>>611155I’m the anon you are responding to and ironically I’m also the anon that mentioned Greg wanting a new girl and talking about it a lot more. I definitely agree with what your saying. Honestly I believe Lainey has been defending herself a little more lately, but I also think she’s holding onto the relationship as best as she can. But it almost seems like both of them are wanting to be in new relationships. We all know Greg is yearning for another teen, but I almost think Lainey is wanting one of those gay boi trans relationships all over YouTube lately. She’s been talking about having crushes on guys a lot lately and I think she’s starting to want a relationship with someone like her or even an actual trans guy. However, she’s been in a relationship with Onion for 6 years, so she’s probably too scared for anything new and honestly the only open relationship they are allowed to have is another cis girl. And this time, I’m sure Greg would actually leave Lainey. And she is not capable of being independent. Idk though, just tinfoiling.
>>611196This pisses me off. This is literally how a child learns how to speak. Imagine if Lainey wasn’t in the picture and he was forced to raise the kids from birth alone. He would actually be charged with neglect. Greg is like the guy that strapped his child to a potty-training toilet for 13 years. You have to fucking talk to your kid in order for them to learn how to communicate. I think it’s safe to assume he screeches in “baby language” in his daughters face, mocking her when she makes noises. He’s such a dumb fuck. How ignorant is Lainey? She clearly fights with him over this but claims he loves being a parent and acts like they are a happy little family. If you have to sit up at night feeling guilty or sad for your kid because of how your husband treats them, you need to leave.
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Lainey is becoming to manly for our "gay" banana. Hes out liking womens photos probably aggressively jerking to anything feminine
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>>611220Lainey is also out of town at her sister's graduation so he's prowlin for booty/fap material (no pun intended, we all know she's too old and too tall for him)
On another note, Greg is releasing his shitty book on the 18th.
No. 611237
>>611125>>She does say that he is much more educated now.More like he is more educated on what you aren't supposed to say on the internet unless you want every teen girl to hate you.
his feelings haven't changed, he just now is more aware that he cant say everything he truly thinks if he wants to attracts the tumblr crowd.
No. 611243
>>611234Did anon just stop leaking his book or is he seriously just going to cobble together some bullshit ending?
Who am I kidding, that mess stopped making sense after like 3 chapters.
No. 611249
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>>611234Peeled backing strip from adhesive - good to see Greg is getting some use out of those Priority Mail bags he filled with dirty shirts and nappy wigs and couldn't sell for $9.99
Nondescript white pills - is he trying to look edgey by scattering a few Walmart brand aspirin across his scribbling.
Blurred areas - Im really curious about what he censored out.
No. 611301
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No. 611302
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He must be feeling a little insecure.
No. 611305
>>611155I completely do agree with you, anon. She is as bad as Greg at this point. The thing that makes me falter from time to time is that I'm not sure whether she's just become this bad since Greg almost completely controls everything in her life and dictates what she has to do, say and even think and she's just in too deep in to see a way out or whether she's always been narcissistic and cunning even before marrying Greg.
There are more than enough details that support one side or the other (e,g, being taken advatage of multiple times vs. stealing from her sister, etc.). That sometimes makes me feel for Lainey and her life: Is she frozen in place because she's that dumb or because she's that mentally stunted?
TL;DR: I neither like Lainey nor do I hate her, the only reason I deal with her is because I find it tragically fascinating how someone is able to be / stay with Greg for such a long time. Something's got to be wrong there.
The funny thing about the whole "Greg brags about his sex life" story is that real celebrities would never do that because 1) it's obviously private and 2) wouldn't it be a lot more exciting for possible victims … I mean trinity members if they didn't know about all of that so they can make their own perfect picture of him? Isn't a big part of teenage dreaming creating your ideal picture of a heart throb instead of dealing with the real person?
Greg kinda cucks himself.
No. 611307
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>>611302fat
old
man
Word of advice Greg, opening your eyes as wide as you can doesn't make you look younger or more attractive, it makes you look actually retarded. Fucking serial killer vibes are strong with this one
No. 611315
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>>611302no matter how much you try sucking in your dad gut, Gerg, you cannot suck in your bitch tits. He is so shallow and vain it hurts.
No. 611317
>>611305i think a lot of us feel bad for lainey from time to time, but in like 24hrs she shows you how shitty she is again, so its nbd
some times i
do actually like her. but this is directly related to how much pain her existence is currently causing frankenstein.
No. 611336
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>>611301You're overweight, bud
No. 611341
>>611336Ouch, that's gonna hurt his fragile ego.
Well, Lainey, it's time for you to demand a skinny pact, or maybe you two could share binders.
No. 611370
>>611346He actually could be 5’11. I used to think he was a manlet, but I saw him in a collabe with JG where he was like an inch taller than her and she is 5’10. It’s possible to be 5’11 and still look like a manlet. Especially because he head is huge, so his body looks disproportionate. 5’11 isn’t very tall… it’s not like he’s 6 foot. There are a good number of women that are 5’11 and I would consider them relatively average even though I’m shorter than them.
And with that, I’d like to say that I think Lainey is the one lying about her height. Because if he really is 5’11 and she’s the height she claims to be, she should be a lot shorter than she is. One of them is lying, but I’m not sure it’s Grug anymore because of the side by side with JG.
No. 611377
>>611370im sorry but
>5’11 isn’t very tall>it's not like he's 6 footnot defending manlets here but lmao you just did the
5'11 vs 6' meme unironically
No. 611387
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>>611346>>611370>>611379I was reminded of this photo from last thread, and if we could figure out how tall that statue is, we might be able to inference his height. But I also forgot his man heels, so I dont know how accurate we could get.
My partner does everytime I mention onion claiming his height is 5'11 because every dude who's a few inches under that just round to 11 to sound taller. I honestly think he's more 5'8", but that spiderman statue is our best bet. And if his height is actuallysmaller than 5'11" as he claims, he is much more overweight BMI-wise
No. 611394
>>611301I can answer this for him since my husband is 5'10" and the same weight - and the same age. The doctor told him to lose weight.
You're getting fat, Greg. Hope that helps.
No. 611400
>>611390then 5’9”/175cm would be about his height. Assuming he’s just wearing sneakers.
So, yeah, Gurgles, you’re officially overweight! Enjoy!
No. 611410
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genuinely cannot wait for this
No. 611423
>>611410He
wants to get fucked by the legal system again, doesn’t he?
No. 611435
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>>611431Or he can hit him where it really hurts.
Greg cares about money more than anything.
Sue him Shane, Lainey's got rich parents anyway. No. 611454
>>611410What better way to have shane FINALLY give him the attention he so desperately needs….
Hes so transparent
No. 611456
>>611410I fucking knew it, Last time lainey left was when he had the almighty sperg about shane and demanded debates with everyone.
Lainey really is his tard wrangler.
No. 611465
>>611410The ONLY reason he got away with his harrassment and slandering is because he's doing it to the nicest people on youtube - Shane and Eugenia. But there is only so much one can take, as Shane said in his email. I really hope he is sueing him next year, he isn't dumb.
Can you imagine being so trapped in your NPD and probably another mental illness or personality disorder that you bring yourself into constant (legal) trouble because you're obsessed with bringing another person down? He can't help but dig his own grave, he doesn't even need us haters for that.
No. 611471
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>>611410>Spend most of this year claiming shane is a pedophile>"It is not a biased campaign" Who does he think he's fooling?
No. 611473
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>>611387His approximate height was established earlier this year when Sam was around and anons were banned for nitpicking it lol. Sam claimed to be 5'7" (she doesn't seem to be short, around average so it's plausible). It's possible Grug is 5'10" but his head takes up a lot of his height and because he's an insecure manlet, rounds it to 5'11".
No. 611476
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>>611387Hello friends, I found the statue and it's 5'8 and called:
"SpiderMan 1:1 Scale NECA Statue"
No. 611480
>>611476More approximately the statue is 5'7.5
So he's about 5'8.5-5'9 accounting for his shoes
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No. 611525
>>611518The only thing that worries me is the possibility that this "Shane Documentary Series" bullshit will end up reeling him in a ton of views. Whether traction to your channel is good or bad, it is still attention and traction. The only videos lately that consistently break his channel's stagnation are from his Eugenia "I obsessively monetize a mentally ill person" Cooney series.
Hopefully no one tunes into this bullshit. At the same time, I know I will definitely enjoy how blatantly biased and full of lies this so-called "documentary" will be. God he is hilarious when he is mad. Better disable the likes/dislikes the instant you upload, honey.
Apologies in advance for adding this:
I am somewhat new to this thread. I just wanted to say that there are some very intelligent and cool people here. Thank you guys for always being so informative and nice. And thanks to the farmhands for their work as well.
No. 611540
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>>611536Eventually he’ll find something that gets people to watch him.
>”VLOGGING @ my court hearing” No. 611547
>>611471>>611410that "onision's manager" email is going to just be filled with trolls and hate mail lol
who is even going to care about this documentary besides people who wanna hate watch it lol its not like shane is gonna agree to be in it since greg is just some nobody
No. 611559
>>611553I think he just really likes that picture for beating off to, he uses it a lot.
I’m pretty curious as to what the fuck he’d be talking about in the video though
No. 611599
>>611562Because everything is about Greg, even his fictional manager!
>>611572I thought she was already reading it?
No. 611607
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Farmhands continue to BTFO booty / Megan
>>>/snow/745869Lainey get your husband under control
And Greg you're a fucking retard for trusting a "Regina". She'll attempt to sabotage all your relationships until she has you – you really wanna raise two kids from two different men?
Lucky for potato Megan you will never admit we're right about her, so enjoy being constantly backstabbed!
No. 611608
>>611525No worries, anon. An increase in viewership from the pseudo-doc won't have much staying power. Onion is just going to milk whatever buzz comes out of this. People will move on to the next thing, just like with everything else. Onion is just not that talented, likeable, or interesting even as a train wreck. There are more fascinating and consistently entertaining train wrecks on the internets.
I just hope that Shane and the rest of the (popular) YT community ignore all of this publicly and privately. If Shane, Ryland, etc respond at all, it'll just prolong Onion milking this to his benefit.
No. 611612
>>611465If Shane does sue, I don't think Gerg would be allowed to make videos about it (or at least he would be encouraged by his legal team to not make videos about it). It would be a pretty simple case for Shane, and he could easily bankrupt them.
Lainey has a rich family who would almost certainly take in her and the kids, so while I understand Shane's hesitation, I hope he does his research and sees that T and C will be alright no matter what
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No. 611704
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>>611346He has the body of a 5'8" man, but the huge head bumps him up to 5'11"