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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH) is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and beauty guru with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:>LGH goes through an existential crisis on Twitter, most likely caused by the downgrade from Grease McMansion to Swamp McTrailer and being confined to 3 rooms with Lainey and their two kids. >Lainey asks LGH out to gay prom by dressing up as L and writing "PROM?" in skittles. LGH poorly fakes his excitement. Full prom transcript: >>509139>LGH continues to post long comments on his videos begging hate-watchers to leave him alone>LGH continues to talk about his exes, specifically Sh and Sam recently, on stream and in videos despite legal threats to stop>Lainey makes a mukbang video featuring fresh fruits and veggies where she spits 90% of the food out. LGH sat with her with complete hate and exhaustion >>510092>Anons find a quality "I'm 14 and this is deep" post written by Onion. Quality edgy memes ensue.>LGH insists on Patreon that his problems are too E D G Y for therapists to handle and would "ruin anyone's mind".>Lainey makes boring videos like "my husband does my makeup" and "installing a shelf">Lainey vague-tweets how unloved she feels.
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Lainey is getting careless
Onion boi is gunna be PISSED when he notices she overlooked this
Oh well. If it hurts the parents, so be it. Not to mention he uses Shi's dead baby to get at her, so fuck that.
Gregory and Taylor Jackson / Avaroe, your kids are fucking ugly and will never amount to shit. Stay mad.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Ok Patreonfags, what's this about? Just another way to squeeze money out of teens? Or has he finally figured out a way to weed out the haturrzz?
Don’t be an awful asshole. Grow up.
You’re saying he hurts kids so if I hurt his kids, it’s okay. Like you’re still being an asshole to a toddler?
Don't you feel the most badass when dissing toddlers, anon? That's a powerful feeling, kek. (just report)
Anyway, is it the biggest mistake or are we finally branching towards family content?
I hope so, seeing Plain smearing herself in makeup got old month ago. I yearn to see some wholesome swampfamily content.
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He's just pissing around with his content again, some uploads are going on to his patreon some will be uploaded directly to his patreon "exclusive" forum, at this point I have no idea why, neither do other patrons, I'm assuming that in his mind if you're a "true and honest" fan then you'll scour the interwebz for his amazing content. It's gonna backfire badly, nobody gives that much of a shit, he's only hitting double figure views of his patron uploads whilst they're all contained within one platform with likes being contained to around 25 per video, odd since he has over a thousand paying patrons.
Oooh, thanks for sharing!
It's beautifully made, I like the narrative and how the music fit's so perfectly - a true piece of art! :D
LGH's videos will never reach such quality, sadly. :(
Bless you, anon. Another one of his "polls" whete he's clearly trying to lead people to the answer he wants.Sounds like he's tired of the extra editing and god forbid he just follow YouTube's guidelines by not swearing and being a creepy fuck.
>It basically allows me to turn my Patreon into HBO
Kek I don't recall HBO showing Hentai. Also I like how he describes his censored
content as "pastel". Throwing tantrums, painting prominent YouTubers as pedos and shoving tampons up your ass doesn't strike me as pastel. More like a murky, swampy dark green.
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>>511865>”if you pick the FUN option it will allow me to turn my Patreon into HBO ;)”
As someone who edits vids for a living, I gotta say, 10/10. >>511877
Oh lord, here we go.
This pic scared the piss outta me, idk why kek. But I have to admit everytime we accidentally see their kids, they seem more human to me. Like kids are just precious and it’s hard to think of them as parents with how they behave when they’re alone, but when their kids are around it’s easier to picture them as normal human beings.
Honestly though, the anon insulting that baby is gross as hell and should just leave. You’re reported and hopefully will be banned. You can’t pretend you have sympathy for the girls LGH rates and then insult toddlers. No one is on your side.
I agree. As self-centered as Lame is, she seems to always have her kids around her even when making her boring as fuck videos to support her GH and offset his dying career. I think doing mommy vlogs would actually make her be more responsible when filming. Maybe she'll stop recording herself while driving as her kids are clearly in the car with her. Maybe by openly acknowledging her kids, she won't seem so creepy doing things like reorganizing a toy room. Not knowing anything about Lame and seeing her Tumblr-teen-look, a random viewer watching her clean a toy room could be creeped out because she never mentions once in the vid she's a mother.
If she went the way of a mommy vlogger or parent vlogger, her channel and vids would have at least some goals and substance. Being a non-binary, vegetarian or whatever parent with alleged anxiety problems can at least give her something to work off of with her non-existent brand and personality. Her videos about her pregnancy and giving birth were actually done well (for her).
Anon patron here,
this leak was not intentional, another patron pointed it out on discord and lame took the video down to edit her out of it.
Maybe it's Freudian slip. I mean she's been doing it way too often lately. And now the whole baby was in the video. Personally, if I wished to keep my kids off the internet, I would skim that video like a mf to make sure not even a tiny hair on their head was visible. It started out small with sounds, the top of the head, an arm and now C is completely in the video. Neither of them ever made "mistakes" like that before. I feel like Lainey isn't as concerned with showing the kids as her husband is. Notice how they are always shown in her videos when she edits them?>>511910
Honestly, though, I don't blame her if she doesn't want to show them. Not after the reaction that little baby received from a creep on here. I think we can all agree we'd feel like shit if someone said that about our kids. Lainey and her husband are awful human beings, but their kids have nothing to do with that. And I'm proud to say that, despite our views on Lainey and Greg, the majority of us have the decency to NOT involve innocent children.
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LGH, the most awesome, creative author in all of the land is currently sperging out about the writing on The Avengers kek
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Hey not trying to nitpick or anything, but is it just me or has Lainey's nose looked swollen in her last two streams? I noticed it yesterday, but it looks like her nose is swollen.
Not only would it be better content than what she had now, showcasing being a parent would help keep young teens from getting sucked into another trinity bc she and greg would look more like adults and less like ~relatable~ teens.
ikr from what i can tell, she looks like maci bookout's daughter jayde a little. clot looks very cute, i have to say, and i dont even think kids are cute.
honestly lame is so unattractive and greg is such a fucking retard. i'd be so embarrassed to have such lost, stupid people for parents. i'd like to say that i'd be a little more confident in lame as a parent, but she truly is eternally 17 too, and she's almost as embarrassing as greg. poor kids.
It's literally the back of her head haha how can we even tell what she look like from the back?>>511920
You'd think with all the lurking that they do here that she wouldn't stream with visible cold sores.
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Kek remember when he was beating his chest about the thousands of people dm'ing him, begging to pay for access to his super lit patreon only Instagram?
Go be edgy somewhere else. If you’re really so tucking jaded you can’t see right from wrong anymore, it’s time to leave.>>511842>Sees the side of a baby’s face and decides she’s ugly.
You’ve got serious fucking problems, anon.>>511865>Turn my Patreon into HBO
My sides are in orbit.
No, Onion. Not even close.
It’s the only time she’s talked about anything that it came naturally and didn’t feel forced or like she was lying. And she seemed genuine and comfortable talking about those things.
Or maybe we’re all so bored and annoyed with her Space Prince routine that we will settle for anything.
Maybe. He’s boasted a lot of things and virtue signaled not putting your kids on camera to death, so, seems unlikely that he would.
He did say that T is a vegan by CHOICE once. So the narc control is already in full effect (no kid makes decisions like that, that young without being steered that way).
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>Well over 1000 requests>105 followers
Because she always talks about it on streams and has made videos about how she loves being a mom. She makes it a big point to say that spending time with her kids is the best part of her day and I believe that. It's her husband that seems like the one who doesn't enjoy being a parent as much. Just because you hate her doesn't mean we should deny that she does seem to enjoy being with her kids a lot.>>511965
I don't think it's unlikely because he's said countless times that he believes it's wrong when the kids are young and can't consent to it. That it's "child labor" and that the parents don't even know if the kid wants to be filmed. However, if T were to ask his dad if he could be in a skit with him or something, I'm sure LGH would jump on it. A lot of people think he's trying to protect his kids, but he's not. He's said it himself countless times that it's child labor and they can't consent to it and he clearly wants to look better than the parents who do put their kids in videos. I'm pretty sure at one point he even said that he would be willing to show his kid when his kid could decide for himself (anons correct me if I'm wrong, but I swear he said this a long time ago).
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Jesus. I may never sleep again. This is absolutely horrifying.
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LGH looks absolutely thrilled. Can't even fake enthusiasm.
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Gronk either stuffs his man panties or just has a smol peen sitting on top of massive balls. It's one or the other.
When Greg talks about “Joanna” is he really implying that his sister “took” different genes from their parents than he did?
>>512022>Also Ogrug seemed to be visibly upset he's 100% European > ▪ So much for Native American descent lmao
Thank god for this, was so fustrated when Greggles insisted he could say derogatory things because he was also indian.
But, nope! Greg is some lame Neanderthal Mutt from Europe.
Before had mentioned that if his claims of being Indian were true he would have had an Native American Identity Card, and he would have been provided Native American Tribe Tags to place on all the things he sold.
But him Claiming to be an Indian was a false claim.
Because all that Greggory Daniel Jackson does is lie about everthing and everyone in his life.
If she's still breastfed (she is), it makes sense that she's a lil chubby. It's fine at her age.
That said, I have no doubt that her diet is absolute shit, judging by what her parents eat. They probably think that since their kids are breastfed, the quality of the food they feed them doesn't matter. Lots of cereal, fake meat, bread, and other overly processed shit, with minimal fruits and vegetables because omg it's so disgusting.
I don't think she's overweight at all anon, she seems perfectly healthy (and cute) to me. Toddlers may sometimes be a bit more meaty but she seems pretty normal.
(I have a 4 yr old and 2 yr old)
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Why is Greg acting like being "black" is funny joke?
And shes seems insulted by him implying shes has West African blood in her.
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>It’s the year of our lord 2018
>Still posting memes like its 2008
Oh damn, this made my heart sink..
"some people say we downgraded our house…"
the only people who have said that would be hate blogs and boards. still stalking the hate outlets, huh gronk?
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Imagine caking your red face with foundation, looking at your reflection in the bathroom mirror, making this retarded constipated-looking face and thinking "Ohhh yeah, the teens are going to swoon, I look LIT!" and snapping a pic.
I feel like this creepy old fuck is legitimately trying to channel Beiber-era 2010.
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Same jacket style and everything kek
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That caption though
It’s an old photo from years ago that he re-edited! KEKEKEK
Did he think no one would noticed? He doesn’t even look like that anymore or ever wear that jacket anymore.
But he’s super confident in his looks right? Not like everyone else he mocks lol
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>>512101>It’s an old photo from years ago>He doesn’t even look like that anymore
He looks exactly like that now. Yes hes added his usually "Stop Me From Looking Like A Red Faced Ogre" filters, but his hair is the same piss yellow/orange and the same length.
I know we all hate Greg here… but dont just make up shit to fit your narrative.
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LGH did yet another stream today where he rants about haters and exes. He wants to talk about an e-mail he got from a "long-time hater" of his, apologizing… interestingly enough, this e-mail was sent within the hour he started the stream.
He hardly sticks to any one specific topic because, as we know, he can't form a cohesive argument to save his life. He makes multiple mentions of this supposed "agenda" against him that we are all trying to support, which apparently keeps us from seeing the truth about him (that he's a beautiful genius, of course). Our agenda is "diabolically insane," guys.
He bitches that Blaire White calling him out for his creepy rate-me forums all that time ago still has him getting hate; says him getting with Lainey at 17 is nothing compared to liking kids that are "pre-pube"; that Billie had to be out of his life because her weed use could have her in jail "for up to 35 years,"; most hilarious of all is his rambling about good people vs. bad people, in which he so eloquently posits that assholes like him, "honest" people (the example of honesty he uses is telling someone they look fat when they do) are less likely to have something to hide than charismatic, kind people that are generally well-liked. Sounds a lot like the justifications of a trenchcoat kid with a vendetta against the pretty people with friends.
17 min "The person who is the meanest, the person who does not give an F… they are either someone who just doesn't care, or they are someone who doesn't have a lot to feel guilty for. Kay? So… a person who is super nice, and charismatic, and that everybody likes? A lot of times you gotta worry. You really do… you gotta worry, why do they try so hard to seem like such a good person? Y'know, honest is one thing, but to get everyone to like them? What do they hate about themselves that they are trying to cover up?"
18:20 "Someone who always tells you what you want to hear? Is a fraud… Normal interaction includes hearing things that you don't agree with, or you don't like very much." Hey Greg, is that why you kick everyone out of your life and Discord for daring to disagree with you?
21:50 "That's why people write me from time to time to say, hey, I was wrong about you. Because they start to realize,
oh my God, Greg, Onision, is just another dude…. Not this diabolical mastermind, just another dude… That's why my spouse has stayed with me for so long, because if I was, you know, super awful, my spouse's family would've.. you know, hit the eject button on that, saved them from this monster that people paint me to be, but my family loves me very much, their family gets along with me for the most part… not… their Dad… (exaggerated obnoxious laugh)" He fails to point out that Lainey's relationship with her family has only seemed to grow weaker, not stronger, in the years she's been with him. We've all seem the screens of him bashing her sister, Dad, and Mom.
His confidence while he spews nonsense of the little he knows about what it means to be a good person is pretty mind-blowing. https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=YDGUucfy8DI
They can probably see her in the view finder or something as well.
She seems adorable. I feel kind of relieved.
>Haters have an agenda because they are saying mean things about me that are untrue!>but honest people will say mean things! if people are only saying nice things you should worry about it!
>"because if I was, you know, super awful, my spouse's family would've.. you know, hit the eject button on that, saved them from this monster that people paint me to be, but my family loves me very much, their family gets along with me for the most part… not… their Dad…"
Her family literally attempted to get her away from you in every way possible but you had her lie, and you lied to them, moved to her state rented a house just to get her to live with you behind their back and married her behind their back, so l o l? They tried but lameo is so dumb and not like they can do anything when shes an adult. You made sure to hide her intent to marry you until she was 18 and do it immediately so they COULDN'T stop it.
Uhhh…. 3:10, him telling this story about leading a daycare class, and remembering being repulsed by kids trying to rip his shirt off to prove he isn't attracted to kids… "they were so annoying, I wanted nothing to do with them," "they were 8, eugh, 8-12 year olds… weirdos, socially inept, get away from me." "I gave it [his shirt] to them and ran away from them" "I have a long history of being repulsed by these creepy girls being weird" The fuck..? So you hate kids, Greg? You don't have to be REPULSED by someone to prove you're not attracted to them. He's said the same thing about his own sisters and mom, that he's "repulsed" by them. What's that about?
inb4: multiple collage pics of—-
gregs forehead dent, cystic acne, incurable red face skin, caveman brow, oversided D.S. head
lanieys herpes lip sores, weird chin lump, infected nose piercing, yellow teeth+fading enamel, and her overall tired footface aesthetic.
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Taken a few days ago. I'm being nice there's much worse to choose from, there's much uglier out there but this is no filters, no stupid squinty-eyed-furrowed-brow-I-think-I'm-gorgeous posing. This…. is Lainey's Gay Husband.
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Damn it anon, spoiler alert that shit!
He constantly has to try and prove that hes not the rigid definition of a "pedophile"
We call you a pedo Greg because its just easier and it gets the idea across easier.
If you want to be perfectly clear, we should be calling you an Ephebophile or Hebephile.
You seem to like under developed girls who are about to reach puberty or are in the beginning stages.
Yes, we believe you dont find infants or 8 year olds sexually attractive, but you do want to fuck girls who are underage and not able to legally consent.
Thats like saying Mama June would be hot if she just lost weight, stopped scratching at her scabs, got rid of her bug infected toes and ate nutritious food.
Laineys ugly because of her lifestyle and her genetics. Sorry
Laineybot: I cant help that I was made to look like a foot.
Laundry isn’t horribly ugly, aside from her hideous attitude. Her eyes are a genuinely beautiful color and prior to becoming a lazy ass she had a nice body (even after Trot, after Clot she stopped maintaining her shape and desperately tries to appear smol and weak). She used to have more flattering haircuts that didn’t make her footface so pronounced. Her makeup skills were never great, but she was an above average girl next door. Now she’s pasty, herpes riddled, walking corpse with terrible fashion sense.
Gronk was never attractive, he simply knew how to use foundation and filters. Between the huge bobble head, red ass face, crocodile teeth, and crazy eyes, I feel my vagina boarding up every time I see him.
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…and before anyone tries to argue that he used to be hot again, here's him at his 2011 peak sans filter. He was never ACTUALLY particularly hot, intelligent, insightful, or funny… It's all editing, twisting, lying.
He's been desperately trying to keep us from seeing what a fragile, pathetic little fraud he is for years with this Onision bullshit, but nothing about him has ever had substance except for his envy and rage. Those qualities are very real, and they run deeeeeep.
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F R A U D !
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Complainey bounded back nicely after Trot. Shame that Gronk sucked the life out of her slowly after six years.
Bullshit, if Billie was caught with weed in a state where it was illegal, she would have been in jail for yearsssss. People here get sentenced to more time in Prison than a pedophile. Cops are bastards here and they’ll arrest anyone for anything.
I’m still surprised LGH hasn’t been arrested for the shit he’s done, but then again people never report him unless it’s for stupid shit like having a messy house. The bigger shit, no one seems to think to report, like him going across state lines to fuck a teenager TWICE. But no, let’s just worry about the laundry laying everywhere, THAT’S more serious.
Kek he tried to convince us that "a lot of his viewers" and especially yhe ones on his Patreon are adults.
>Depending on how you look at it, it's PRIMARILY adults
Wtf. It either is or it isn't, and we know it isn't. If you manipulate the data by filtering out the children and look only at that, then sure, it's all adults. Nice try. He thinks he's so clever with his word choices so he's not technically
lying but this kind of shit is obvious to anyone with an IQ over 80.
You cater to young viewers, quit making creepy shit you fucking perv.
This might legitimately be the creepiest video he's done imo.
>You can TRUST me because I'm willing to tell you truth, even when it hurts. DO NOT trust people who are kind to you, they are dangerous and hiding things!
>I need you guys to know I'm not a creepy pervert, trust me I'm repulsed by children! And the fact that I focus so much on this proves it! Don't trust people who address accusations only once, you have to obsess on this stuff or you're probably guilty.
Need I remind you that he's also teaching these kids to have a distrust in doctors and other authority figures, and being technically within the law is better than being morally correct.
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Your point is moot, Mama june did lose weight and is looking a lot better. Onion thinks he is perfect so he will not change or even try to look better, beyond filters and high coverage foundation.
The caveman thinks hes at least the third hottest man, right behind his mum.
That looks like someone Photoshopped Mama June's fat head on someone else's body.>>512145
Hoooooooooooooooly shit did he rub his face against the carpet or something? How can rosacea even get that bad? He really needs to stop avoiding a dermatologist cause it looks like he tried to dye his face.
kinda looks like her face was photoshopped on there kek
but yea, she definitely looks a lot better
onion and lame would look a lot better if they would actually go to professionals for help, regarding their various skin problems as well as make up and hair colors/cuts.
they could even make that into a video, lots of people are filming themselves at the hairdresser etc. - they could get a bunch of make overs - hair, nail, make up, clothes etc. and then show of the end results.
i bet people would actually watch that, rather than "omg youtube is killing my channel?! pt. 489"
- but alas, while he'll invest a shit of money for video props (like fruit that's there just to be thrown into the swamp) he'd never invest in something as expensive as a full-blown makeover.
so that's that.
great minds think alike, anon! haha
Had to google Mama June, wishing I hadn’t.
In all seriousness though, I’m legitimately surprised that Taylor’s parents haven’t attempted to stage an intervention. Surely they can’t be oblivious to the fact that their daughter and grandkids live with a delusional and potentially dangerous lunatic. Again, not American so not au fait with the law over that way, but this shit would result in swift action courtesy of social services if it was taking place here.
I am 100% on your side when it comes to Lainey and her husband's kids! There is absolutely no need to stigmatize them and send hate towards them, and it's absolutely not their fault they were born into a dysfunctional family. :(>>511920
You can hear that she's been sick over the last couple of streams, so I guess it's just from blowing her nose?>>511942
Maybe it's actually a good sign for once. Maybe GSW is so used to having the kids around (because - hopefully - she enjoys it) hat it didn't catch her attention when re-watching the video. >>511971
I do like the upper left one! He'd make a prettier girl than his wife. kek
Good for them? No one cares about your pot smoking family, anon. There’s literally petitions all over the internet to get people out of prison because they had weed on them. I went to school with a guy who did 6 months in jail for having a joint in his car. One guy has a petition to get him out of a 13 year prison sentence for having 2 joints on him. Do your research before you sound like a fucking moronic cunt.
I wasn’t aware that everyone was treated equally in a court of law? Was anyone else aware of this?
If Billie had been caught with weed on her in an illegal state, she could definitely have spent years in prison if that’s what the judge wanted to do. It’s up to the judge. Do you know anything about how the system works? Jesus you sound like Greg. “My family did this! So I know everything! I’m right!” Fucking stupid, kek
I do think she's confused about her sexuality. But then again, I think most people would be if they married a narcissistic lunatic at 17 years old. That's more than enough to make you question whether girls are a better option.
I agree that she's probably straight but in all honestly she barely knows a thing about herself. She's been so sheltered and stunted by her life choices. Its sad af and I think she could actually be a decent and fulfilled person if she had the bravery to leave Gergster.
You are dumb. Billie is a white teenager, she might be fined but definitely would not go to jail, stop. Also look up the law- less than 12oz in her state is 30 days jail, not years. Stop detailing >>512241
I think she knows more than we think. Her whole identity is Greg and she’s happy with that. Why else do you think they’ve lasted
>>512240>You sound like Greg
Haha nah you do. Other anon is right,Billie is a white teenage girl, she'd get a slap on the wrist or a super small conviction. Yes it depends on the judge but I highly doubt she'd go to jail for yeaaaars.
The point was that Dr. Strange saw all outcomes and they only won in ONE of them. So we have to assume everything is going to Dr. Strange's plan. But I'm guessing Shgreg is too stupid to pick up on that.
I love the idea of him sitting in the cinema seething in his chair because "I could do better!" Not watching the film but coming up with ways he could "fix" it. Sounds really exhausting.
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No, Onision likes them at 13-16.
reason he seems to not hit up the younger ones, is because once he picked a girl waayyyy younger than 17 while he was married to Skye, and Onision's lawyer had to bail him out of a sticky situation.
After that incident, where he was heavily berated by his superiors and his lawyer, did he start consulting with his Onision youtube era lawyers about the age of consent and its legality of pursuing the girls he was interested in sexing up.
Recal how when he dated Lainey at the very beginning, he frequently stated how he consulted with various lawyers in both states to determine the legality of him dating a 17 year old.
If more states accepted children of 14-15 year olds to have consensual sexual relationships with adults over 30 without
informing the child's parents, you can bet your sweet bippy that Onision would wax poetic on those fresh 15 year olds a hell of a lot more.
Appropriate pic, because if you made it this far, you know that both Greg and Lamey want to groom those 15 year olds to dupe them into becoming free babysitters and sexual slaves for Onision new dreary carport.
And lainey insisted on getting a new phone just like greg… so…
Is it the whole thing or just parts that show flashing lights? Beginning or end?
Or if some other anon could tell me I’d greatly appreciate it
To be fair if you look into how these tests are conducted it is still plausible that he has Native American ancestry, who's to say he didn't inherit the autosomal chromosome that contained those genes? we only inherit 50% of each parents autosomal chromosomes so it's not out of the question, it's why if you want a better idea of your ancestry you get all your family done, as results will differ.
On top of that, they're literally just comparing you DNA with that of people from particular areas and seeing if they match, they aren't exactly accurate and as a matter of fact their websites clearly state that the results are a "prediction" and not definite.
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>>512272>matter of fact their websites clearly state that the results are a "prediction" and not definite.
Full stop there anon.
Because of these Ancestry DNA sites, the police were able to find and capture the Golden State Killer a couple of days ago, like 40 after he atarted raping and killing Cali residents.
If these DNA tests weren't so accurate, the Judge would never had allowed for the warrants to be signed to allow the police to monitor Joe (the GSK) and collect his current DNA for further testing, after, after
one of his distant relatives entered their DNA looking for family matches.
DNA has gotten pretty damm accurate for that to happen
If not, the whole arrest and trial could be thrown out for being based on results just being a prediction and not accurate.
It HAD to be accurate in the first place.
So then, it come to reason that the same type of DNA test will be equally as accurate, since Onions blood don't match up to ANY given recent Native American Indians, or even their distant relatives.
So greg still can suck it because he ain't fucking special in the least, and nobody cares about him anymore, unless its to laugh and make fun of his pathetic attempts to try to stay relevant.
Also, anyone else notice that onision usually has the Psycho killer eyes, showing too much whites of his eyes too often?
Psychologists and forensic profilers call this one of the signs of psychopathy, and usually found in the most depraved and insane humans. And people who kill.
Yup shes a BABE now>>512281
Wow looks kinda like Greg.
Anon sorry but this is not how any of this happened or works. They used the ancestry sites to find a suspect for further testing, not to definitively prove the identity of the killer. He hadn't uploaded his own DNA, members of his family had uploaded theirs.
Seeing if two samples of DNA came from one specific person if completely different process to looking at someone's ancestry - you chop up the DNA with a known restriction enzyme and look at the size of the fragments, and then you use probability to determine how likely it would be for two different people to exhibit these fragment patterns. Anything past an arbitrary threshold is considered a match. Lots of cases with overturned DNA evidence aren't because the person wasn't a match, it's because the probability was misrepresented in court. You can never definitely say "This is person A's DNA" all you can say is how improbable it is for that DNA to have come from someone else.
The idea that genetics can accurately pinpoint a persons ancestry is becoming more and more unpopular with scientists. It's a best guess. As we learn more it's becoming increasingly obvious that the lines between races and populations are extremely blurred and that specific genes don't really "Belong" to certain populations like we thought.
t. molecular biologist who has used these kits in the lab.
that is due to the ancestry sites storing your DNA, as I said you only inherit HALF of each parents autosomal chromosomes, you cannot know wether the chromosome that contained the Native DNA was in one of the chromosomes not inherited by him, this is also why his results differed from his sisters!… literally all it is is "25% of your DNA matched with a large group of people from location B therefore we predict that you have 25% location B ancestry"… it's also relevant to point out that the less people from an ethnic group that are in their database the less likely they will be able to match you AND they can't see beyond 500 years with autosomal DNA.
Regardless, Greg is a low brow Neanderthal and more white than most Americans are, maybe now he will stop claiming all white people are evil and racist like he did a while back.
Would be a shame if LGH found out his number one ca$h_slag Dev is posting here.
No, of course not Anon. The kids should always be left alone.
I've just noticed that everyone went from shitting(rightfully so)on F00t and onionboi 100% of the time to somewhat defending their actions and claiming their not that ugly (they are that ugly), plus sperging out about law and bille. Shit's just been weird.
Just his logo shit at the beginning flashes white/black. I was in another tab by end.
Do you need a time stamp? Or just open it and don't watch (only listen)
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We know, Dobbs. We're so sorry.
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Nitpick but you can see dirty dishes and an empty yogurt container.
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Uhhh…? Kinky food sex, or eating liquid cheese in bed?
Man. This is sad.
So him and Lainey presumably had an argument about the fact he wont pay any attention to C because she doesn't speak yet, and Lainey is rightly concerned about this. Kids don't develop the ability to speak if you don't spending time talking to them gerg you absolute turbo retard.
No wonder Lainey is whining about having no help all the time, he literally wont even acknowledge the presence of his daughter because she can't speak yet?
I can't believe he would make a video simultaneously defending developmentally stunting one of his children and shaming his wife. Oh wait it's onion, yes I can believe it.
I've always suspected the videos he makes like this are a gaslighting method: He shows her the comments afterwards to "prove" that he's in the right and she needs to be quiet.
I'm glad someone else noticed it. I thought I was going crazy. These people are beyond any defense. They're ugly, shit human beings who do a lot more harm than good in the world. >>512325
Kek. I'm pretty sure they had trash visible in a few of their recent videos like this. Is Gremlin playing video games in that cramped bedroom? That's got to heat up pretty fast. >>512326
As much as I want this to be true that's a Yankee Candle.
You could even see it in the ancestry video.
He lays down at the end, right next to C. Doesn’t look at her, doesn’t pet her hair, doesn’t say “hi”
And she'll still defend and "love" him until the end, even if it means their daughter will be neglected by the rotting Onion.
Usually that's a sure as fuck reg flag to get out of the relationship but it's Plainey.
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these tweets now have context
The saddest part for me is that Lainey is at the very least trying to involve Gerg in their kids' lives and make him a positive influence on them. She's will always be a shitty parent for choosing to make her offspring 50% Gergs DNA, that is undeniable, but it makes me really sad to see what little effort she does make towards being a good parent is completely quashed by him.
She's right and he's wrong, and him protecting his ego is more important to him than the developmental health of his children. It's the fucking eating fish thing all over again. He's slyly publicly shaming her and making her doubt her reality, whilst she's powerless to fight back because he's put the fight into the public domain, and any card she could use to actually win the argument would breech the privacy rule they have. It's a completely manufactured catch 22 that can only ever result in him winning.>>512334
That's the insidious thing about gaslighting though, anon. She wont ever be able to get to the point of realising it's a red flag whilst objective reality is defined for her by onion.
btw pls don't take this as me stanning lainey anons. Pointing out how she's being abused =/= excusing any of her shitbird actions.
I’m assuming you guys (and Greg) are getting your information from convictions from the 90s when the war on drugs was at its peak. Any amount of weed was considered a felony and many states had the three strike rule so if you had three felonies you would get life in prison. It is MUCH different today and Billie would get community service to at most 30 days depending on the amount and how it was packaged. (more than one bag=intent to sell)
Honestly this just proves more how Greg has not changed his attitude or opinions since he was in high school. “Drugs are bad m’kay” I really hope either T or C become hardcore stoners when they get older just to piss off onion.
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the worst part is that Lainey and the kids had to listen to him in the adjacent room making this. how humiliating, yet she still defends and loves him.
sometimes when a woman is being abused in public and a good samaritan tries to intervene the woman will actually turn on and attack the person trying to help her. lainey reminds me of this.
>She’s stopped conursing so I guess Ts done. She said he decided himself.
That actually seems like a good decision but I can already see how the conversations are going to play out for this poor kid who LGH claims he gets to make his own decisions about vegetarianism.
"Do you want to eat cereal like your beautiful Mommy and big strong Daddy, or do you want to murder cute little animals? It's your choice, but remember Leelu and Dobbs are animals, you wouldn't want someone eating them, mmmkaay?"
Also when asked about the matching tattoo with Greg she said something along the lines of she’s been nagging Greg about it and is just waiting on him.
Guess he’s smarter than we thought to realise that’s a stupid idea kek
she did but it seems the child himself decided he no longer wished to nurse. that's probably taking a big emotional toll on lainey as well.
smaller house, kids hitting milestones, expect more videos like "How to lose your husband in 2 minutes'
it's stressful times in the swamp
I thought she'd always said she was gonna do baby led weaning, not given a specific age she planned to stop. If she did give a number I'd have thought it was a>if they haven't stopped themselves by then I will step in
That's what I was thinking too anon. Idk, this just seems too
cruel to make a video about and then post it for everyone to see. I feel like he's begging for attention.
I decided to check out the youtube description and oh my god. >"If you want to sleep alone, these are exactly the kinds of things you need to say to your husband."
I wish Lainey had it in her to actually retaliate (like finally divorcing him).
I literally can't believe that a grown man thinks it's not only ok, but funny
to call his wife a cunt.
If my husband ever tried that he would be missing a testicle right now.
Lainey had said several times that she hates
being called a cunt, so he knows that’ll trigger
her real good.
it's impossible to know what "ground rules" they "mutually agreed" to follow, and how he's technically sticking to those rules by interpreting them super literally. I said it upthread but again, but it's the eating fish thing all over again. Lainey could have won the argument by tweeting that she was pregnant and needed to eat fish for the health of their child, but that would have violated the privacy rules he's coerced her into following. So she just had to sit there and take him shitting on her in public. It doesn't matter what she does or how far she bends over backwards, she will always lose.
It's why he chooses to publicly air his grievances rather than sort them out in private. Without the public arena he can't use their ~privacy rules~ to force her into a corner. He also has a group of sycophants ready to help him gaslight her and manipulate her perception of reality.
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>>512254>holy fuck Honey Boo Boo's mom is sexy now>>512285>shes a BABE now
One person can samefag up a whole thread.
Im guessing its a Ogreg and Footface fan whos doing their darnedest to try and sweeten up the thread just in case the Onions happen to take a peek.
A "hate blog" that says mean things can hurt their feelings ya know?
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I don't know if it's a coincidence but their new house is 0.3 miles (literally down the street) away from a Child Development Center.
>pic related, is the creed from said center
How can he try to portray the husband like the rational one and still come of as an fucking abusive asshole? I can't disagree with the Lainey caricature, it's important to talk about kids if he seems to hate one of them… and he just proceeds to call her names/slurs and storm off. What a dick.
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From last thread(hope it linked right)
How the hell is this tomato faced cheeseball going on and on about Pewdie and his jealousy towards PDP is extremely evident across that scarlet grease bucket.
Furthermore, by reacting to this video (and laying the blame for a shite vid on the poor fan that submitted it to the tard) and shitting all over a fellow co-worker (if by onision logic he is an employee of YouTube, and so are all YouTubers) he is showing a huge lack of team unity and effort.
It's so puscillianimous to complain about somebody elses work just because its better than yours.
Just work better amd harder. Oh that's right, onision is all used up and rough looking.
BTW, pdp is probably not a farmer, but we can dream. Everybody knows to ignore him, and Felix gives no fucks about a shitstain on the asphalt.
PDP is much too busy enjoying a healthy work and life balance, seeing as he just proposed to Martzia in Japan.
These numbers don't lie, these vids were in the suggestion box, 12k after 3 whole days is all the combined efforts that greg and lainey can get, while PDP still hets millions of views in under 24 hours.
Explain those analytics you rancid cheeseball eating cunt.
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I can’t with his stale ass third person memes
What do you want to bet that Ogreasion has been pulling T aside and slowly working on him, telling him that he’s a big boy now and he should stop nursing.
Total tinfoil of course but if Greg’s drilling in his head that meat is murder, he probably manipulates him in other ways.
But anon, it was just a hYpOtHeTiCaL situation and in no way related to real life!!>>512348
“Mommy is sick all the time because she eats fish. We don’t want to get sick like mommy.”>>512377
Cunt. The true insult to use on boys everywhere.
this actually makes me sad, like legit sad and scared for these kids. they dont deserve parents like that
i have SOME hope that lainey will grow out of her special snowflake phase and T and C would at least have one good parent.
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If you read the image in >>512384
it seems this Child Development Center they moved less than a half mile away from specializes in the exact kind of care and mindset Lainey and Greg subscribe to.
>we're not like those other horrible cooperate daycares! we treat your child like the important special snowflake they are!
Is he copying PDP with the fucking memes?
PDP has people make memes of him in his reddit to share and review
but Onion fuck makes memes of himself to share??? (because he wouldnt be able to take other people making jokes about him)
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I thought the same thing.
Its going to be hard for him to explain this away as him making fun of women in general.
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It's not so much the brainwashing factor as it is that public schools are just not safe for kids anymore but go off
You don’t even need a minor in psych to know this.
Honestly, I don’t think he was looking to make himself look like the good guy as much as he was just irritated by Lainey and thought it would be funny to reenact one of their arguments. Which this was clearly an argument they’ve had. Which makes me think of that tweet he posted that said “Dad not husband” or whatever tf. He’s such a neglectful piece of shit. Honestly though, we’ve been getting a lot more milk frequently since they moved into this small house. It’s fucking great. Their losing their minds and it’s now showing on the internet a lot more than previously.
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I don't think she loves him. She just has to defend him.
She may have loved him (in a puppy dog kind of way) cause she was a teenager and fan (IIRC) but that died a long time ago and now she's just a stuck with him.
When he first talked about his incurable skin condition he called it “Rose-uh-see-uh”.
I mean come on, a 30 year old should hear things and be able to use their brain.
I heard him saying "high purr bowl" again and again during a gaming stream.
Took me a while to figure out he was mispronouncing "hyperbole"
He must of read is somewhere and wanted to seem smart using it around his discordfags.
He probably won’t let them go to public school for fear of someone judging his parenting. A Lainey/Greg homeschooling duo will completely destroy T’s self esteem, and C will be growing up watching this environment.
Honestly a split custody situation would be good for the kids once they are old enough.
I’d love a specific link to that. But I guess he is proudly uneducted, so it’s not worth too much trouble.
I wish I were good at video editing. 17 minutes into the email video he is agreeing with the notion that “big trucks = small dick”, which would go perfectly with his one-man Tesla circle-jerk
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that moment you realize you've been pronouncing a word wrong and all that giggling your friends did wasn't because "they just thought of something funny"
>>512464>youve been onision'd
Ive always thought of that statement being used in a L&O SVU episode.
Olivia Benson: Im sorry ma'am, your 13 year old daughter was kidnapped and "onision'd"
Funny how Laineys psych degree is his trump card for when people call him a narc, but suddenly her degree is moot when it comes to the proper development of their children.
Talking to young children, whether they respond or not, is extremely important for their development AND that's common knowledge Onionboy.
I can’t tell if you’re joking
I wonder what Lainey will say about his recent video in her next stream. Probably the same bullshit as always. People will bring it up and she’ll get mad and act like they are attacking her, then she’ll find out he really did post a video like that and she’ll say she didn’t see it and then she’ll see it and pretend she’s not upset. She’s so predictable. Like grow a fucking backbone, this is about your kids now. People on the internet thinking you have an unhappy marriage because you do shouldn’t be more important than the needs of your kids.
Just checked her Younow, says she streamed 7 hours ago. Was his How to Lose You Husband video uploaded before that, like in the morning?
Her Younow moments have no sign of anyone asking about it, but Im pretty sure she scrubs her moments after she signs off so its only happy unicorns rainbows and gumdropss
Is this supposed to be mocking her binder?
COULD HE BE MORE TRANSPARENT?
How many tattoos is she up to now? 2 anniversary tattoos, a gay volcano, the elephants and now a lavender?>>512475
Sounds like a safe bet.
Sounds like she’s getting fed up with it though since he doesn’t even spend time with the reason they’re even still together.
Im sorry, but I’m just so upset over this. After seeing that precious baby, how could her father be such a piece of shit he doesn’t want to spend time with her because she can’t form sentences yet? This is the time to be teaching her how to talk and laughing at the cute, but stupid things kids say. That poor baby.
She doesn't love him. She loves the initial phase she had with him and the idea she had of him then, and will never let it go because she thinks she can 'change' him and shes more special than the other girls who couldn't make him stay with them and some bullshit like that. Not to mention she hated her dad who was likely much much more reasonable than onion for cheating on her mom with someone supposedly, and now she has to live with the fact she gave her kids a way shittier father who has done the same shit of cheating on their mom. Shes in denial that hes an awful father and thinks she can just talk him into doing the right things. Basically, she is a moron who is gonna screw up her kids for her own pride and selfish reasons, and she doesn't want to admit that is who she is.>>512471>I wonder what Lainey will say about his recent video in her next stream.
I don't want to talk about drama! It's his channel! I haven't even watched the video! It's not my problem. I don't control him! It doesn't bother me! That's so tame!
Some bullshit like that.
Greg is a full blown narc and anyone raised by a narc parent knows that narcs create a particular environment for their children based of valuation and devaluation. Troy is likely his Golden Child and Cloey is the Scapegoat. Onion hates women first and foremost and it is highly likely he will project that into Cloey by treating her as a silly, useless, slutty girl.. all while probably being creepily inappropriate towards her as she grows up. The worst part is this little girl is going to grow up thinking that being treated this way is fucking normal as she has seen her father treat her mother like trash her entire life.
Troy being the Golden Child will just grow up to be another Onion. He'll be taught to hate and use women for his own gain. He will learn to deal with anger and frustration just as Greggy does.
The kids are fucked because if him and Lainey the signs are right fucking there. You are right to be outraged that he treats those kids differently. The fact that you bring that up and he rages at you and shuts out your feelings and opinion and makes a video mocking You and you don't leave? Jesus
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hit me in the fee fees
narc parents are fucking abominations.
i mean, its not like most of them start out with the intention of fucking up their child. its just that they are way too stubborn and up their own ass to change their Best Parenting Method Ever because they are too chicken shit to admit they are wrong in any circumstance, see: the mountains of footage of greg being exactly like this.
the fact that lain has a psych degree and cannot see this - or can and doesn't do anything, sickens me. It's either that she has narc tendencies due to fleas or she's just a coward. what is wrong with admitting you fucked up? i'll never get it
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he's moved on from just stuffing to posting the full outline of his dick
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Not until Onion find a replacement
I was thinking Grug uses the kids cosleeping with Lainey has excuse ("the bed is too small for the four of us") to be by himself all night
I doubt he will enjoy being with Lainey and prob C too, in the same room, in the same bed.
Ruining his hentai fap time.
Not that Anon, but an anon who stated a couple of threats before that Plainey and LGH look average (ah well, I might make an exception for LGH because of the abundant use of filters … kek), but they're not as ugly as they get depicted all the time. But so does Billy when she doesn't wear a full face of make-up (e.g. the still when she was in LGH's lap; if anyone still has it, I'd appreciate an upload if it's not considered derailing).
To me it also really is their personalities that make them so horrible and repulsive.
Sometimes it baffles me how you feel forced to only mention the worst and most negative aspects that you can find about the swampies, otherwise you'll be labeled a stan.
I like this place for collecting all the info on what shitty things those two idiots have done and how they are about to ruin everything they have just by being ignorant and terrible people.
But he contradicts the own shit he does with those statements. He ONLY surrounds himself by people who will tell him what he wants to hear, but feels he should be able to insult other people and "tell it how it is".
Like in his response to pewdiepie's video, the whole point of pewdiepie's video was that hate comments can give you a perspective from someone who won't tell you what you want to hear, and he rejected that idea saying "why would i read hate comments? Why can't i just ask my wife/patrons?".
Hes only saying that shit so he can justify being an asshole to people and covering it up as "brutal honesty". But wants other people to never criticize him.
Havent you ever encountered a person whos very plain, maybe even ugly, but they are so nice and their personality is so charming that they give off a attractive vibe.
The opposite is what happens when we see footface and ogreg.
You said "it baffles you" that people make fun of their looks.
It baffles me when someone says "aww come on guys, they tried to ruin a few teenage girls lives… but give em a break, look at how pretty her wings are, and oh lah lah look at how full of bounce Gregs hair is today"
If you're so filled with horror and shock that people on this board are saying that Lainey and Greg look average or ugly, then why are you trying to do the same thing to Billie? You even want us to be your personal army and dredge up some unflattering photo of her so you can shit on BIllie even more.
If you want to pretend to be better than all the mud slingers, you should try not shooting yourself in the foot in the same post and revealing your true intent.
Yup, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Character definitely influences someone's perception of another person.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind people making fun of their looks since I've done that too, but maybe to me it just isn't as closely connected to how repulsive their actions show they are. I was just baffled how immediately fingers are pointed and you're labeled a stan as soon as you say they look average. I don't really consider "looking average" a compliment … to anyone. kek>>512587
I'm not filled with shock nor horror, on the contrary, I do think they both look pretty average as I've written above. I'm not here to talk down on Billie or say that she behaves as hypocritical let alone LIKE the swampies do. But to me she also looks average without make-up. But so do I (nope, still not considering it a compliment if you're wondering). I wasn't aware I needed to point out that she's a way better person that LGH and GST because I thought that was common knowledge. I should make that clear next time I post.
I don't know what you're reading into my "true intent", but it's not more than what I stated: I like to see all the shit revealed about those two. With so many eyes upon them it's far easier to spot all of their inconsistencies and hypocrisy.
Then, I don't consider this to be a hate forum, but a place to talk about drama.>>512594
Yup! Otherwise I wouldn't be here.
I get what you mean. They're not like horrendous monsters and if you saw them out in public not knowing anything about them you probably wouldn't have another thought about them (except for Lame, she might get extra looks from conservative people cause she's totes gay).
The difference though between Billie and Lame is that Billie is actually pretty good at dying her hair and doing her make up. Billie is also more creative. Whereas, Lame always ends up looking like a dumpster fire whenever she attempts a look.
Yeah, that's pretty much what I was talking about, you've just summed it up way better. kek.>>512598>>512594
Stop gaslighting me, you two! kek
No hard feelings, Anons, all's good.
I doubt even that's enough. And tbh it just seems like a higher-income daycare to me, not a granola fruitcake one (though I'm sure many of the women dropping their kids off are. I feel bad for the husbands of these nutters. Unless they're people like Greg).>>512513
Was thinking about this…given the fact that Cloey is female and was brought into the world to ball-and-chain Greg, she's not going to have an easy life. She may have the opportunity to grow up into a somewhat functional person since she's not going to be heaped with praise and adoration, but the first 18 years of her life will be miserable nonetheless.>>512515
Taylor def has narc tendencies even if she isn't a malignant narcissist like Greg. >>512558
Nah, if you look at Taylor's social media posts before her gender trender phase, all she wrote about were attachment parenting talking points. She's bought into it 1000%.
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>when your content is so stale that you need to label it new and hilarious
Why would anyone care about People of Walmart in 2018? What next? Is he going to start rating on uglypeople.com? This is pathetic. >>512656
Who cares what tattoos look like at 80? Most people probably won't live that long given average life span and their tats might end up shriveled and wrinkled like raisins if they do. Unless you're trying to look like a cool alt grandma for Hector at the senior dance in the nursing home does it matter? Your biggest worry is going to be whether or not you've shit yourself.
i think you gotta really like it cause you gotta stick to it.
and with lainey i think she'll regret some/most of her tattoos.
i think the elephant one isn't very pretty and looks cheap, but i recon she'll like that 20 years down the road since it's a reference to her kids.
however, relationship tattoos she got with gurg as well as the gay volcano? she'll regret those.
some lavender? that could actually be really pretty, and the meaning it has for her is a nice one, too. so i'm guessing it'll be alright.
Considering how much gay husband loves to shame women Clots in for a sad childhood. Imagine the shit he'll say once she starts dating
"well once you have sex you're practically garbage to men, FAXXXX!". Doormat will be no help either and will probably try to contantly compete with her
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I'm almost positive this is just referring to the fact that Lame is needy and useless and asking him to help with dumb shit around the house. He complained about the same thing in the "10 things" video about having to clean up after her.
greg talking about his fan getting sexually assaulted by an "anti O"
his moral is: if a girl is "flip-flopping" then you are risking your life by sleeping with her
and he reminds us 100 times of course that he would never ever sexually assault a girl, but ONLY because rejection makes him "impotent"
For the past 3 months I have not posted on this forum. Please do not drag my name through the dirt again.
its just a smiley face anon,
but anyway, how is someone this late?? I forgot people of walmart even existed thats a true relic of internet history why tf does he think anyone cares.
My theory is he refuses to watch what is trending and try and maybe do something like that cause it would force him to realize how fucking late and irrelevant this is. Ive never seen someone so allergic to personal/ work development or change.
This is the same fan that he kicked out of his Patreon for being "creepy" and sending nudez to Lainey and shames her for involving him in her suicide attempt, yet all of a sudden he cares deeply.
Just another excuse to sperg about haturz and virtue signal about consent which is ironic given his track record.
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>Nothing but the freshest of memes for LGH, the "cool mom".
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He's not your average soccer mom!
You guys are talking about a guy that thinks high heels are asking to be assaulted and that marijuana is truly the devils lettuce.
It’s funny how much he hates fundamental christians because he has a lot in common with that demographic.
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eyyyy i remember this from like ten years ago, keep on top of those trends greasey>>512637>>512729
Sam did the elephant tattoo. It's tainted forever.>>512682>>512681>>512717
ty on my way to his thread to read this shit
Here's a link for lazy/mobile anons>>>/snow/520070
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A comment on his latest idiotic video called "Onision got a reality check" where he's dredging up the same tired shit about YouTubers he's jealous of:>Everyone thinks I'm terrible, but..but all these people are worse than I am!!>Shane made a CHILD eat a hotdog seductively! He's a monster!>Poooodiepie said the N-word!>Daddy of five is bad, mmmkay?
Why he thinks this is funny is beyond me. The funniest thing about this is his giant gut spilling over his waistband and the tags he chose to put on this video.>lol>hilarious>amazing>wow>comedian>awesome>funny clown videoshttps://hooktube.com/zsCA_XUI0-s
he really, really likes cross dressing doesn't he? Inb4 he comes out as trans.
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>Funny clown videos
not the anon you responded to
even if the anon wants to, it's still dumb as it's addressing something that does not exist AKA nonbinary snowflakes
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Just in case anyone needed a reminder, this is the account of one of his exes. LGH isn't exactly in the position to be a spokesman for the topic of "consent".
Also, to no one's surprise, he apparently attempted to monitize that video. He truly cares
about his Patrons, you guiz.
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Samefag but just noticed on Twitter he's jerking himself off to all the "positive" comments he got about his whiny video with the same rehashed sperging about Shane being a pedo and Pooodie being a racist.
Thought this comment was funny. Also thought it was interesting that several of the comments under his video acted like they had no idea who he was referring to when he brought up all the Shane pedo allegations again without actually mentioning Shane by name.
Not sure if it's just sockpuppetry trying to incite interest in old, dead drama or if it actually is new viewers unaware of his obsession with Shane.
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Is this guy fucking serious? That's Adrienne's dad he's talking about.. why the fuck is he bringing this up? Correction:
>I was in the shower and thought, hey! I can use my ex as a way to try and make myself look good again!
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He just added to this tweet. What a hero.
can someone sue this guy already? Her dad should know someone is slandering him.
And he is totally just saying this because people are bringing up how he himself raped Adrienne.
Wouldnt it be funny if THIS is the thing that finally takes Onionboi down.
Like he gets sued, a huge settlement against him, Footface bolts because the cashcow is dry and Grug ends up living in an efficiency apartment.
Man, his life just gets more and more pathetic. I can barely even laugh at his desperation anymore.
Can you imagine being so washed up that you literally scramble to find SOMEthing to say about an ex in hopes of drumming up drama views again?? Ultra yikes…
It's just sad at this point..no one cares about your ex's and life anymore onsun or whatever your name is. If you want to be relevant again you'll actually have to produce good content
>>512884>I was in the shower & remembered something
One consistent thing with LGH I've noticed is that he tends to add irrelevant details when he lies.
He's such a dimwit, he makes it so obvious. To make it seem
like this was a super-random thing that just came to him out of the clear blue sky instead of a carefully planned manipulation, he just had to add that shower bit. So ridiculous.
Oh, you remembered something, Greg? Well, we remember this: https://vimeo.com/267357135
:24 "[AJ] tried to insinuate that, when we did make love, that I was forcing her into it. That I was pressuring her into it, that she didn't really want to… That's funny, coming from someone who slept with over 20 people. That's really funny."-Greg, our hero
Earlier in this shit video, he goes on about her "horrible stench" out of spite.
And before he tries to claim this is an old video and he's changed, he's brought AJ pp in recent streams AND in his recent "I won't apologize for being right" bullshit video; both recent, both shading her and shaming her for her fucking vagina…
So Greg (or Gregstan reading this to go report it back to him and try to win his love): You are not a hero, you are a disgusting, exploitative asshole and karma's coming for you. Fuck you.
Oh no, hah! I'm sorry for my spelling error, anons!
To expand on >>512917
4:53 on… Just listen to what he says about AJ. A woman who he had barely a relationship with a LONG time ago. He made this video LESS THAN A MONTH AGO, and now he flies in to be a hero via her?https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=tjyxY34ppBE
In the video he counters claims about him slut shaming her… by first informing people that her supposed poor hygiene "filled the room with the stench of maggots and trash." Not that I even believe him, but for what purpose does he share this, but to embarrass her? I can't say it enough- Fuck you, Greg.
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This is interesting given that Al has been pretty outspoken about this sort of thing. I am unaware of any actual sexual harassment claims against him, especially those as extreme as rape.
Here's a screencap of an article for reference. Seems like Onion is just deflecting and Al is a convenient target given his relations to his ex?
Don't get me wrong but to me it sounds like the typical "I'm famous, every woman would be happy if I'd touch her"
I don't think he's a rapist and I'm sure he would't lay his hands on his only daughter.
I know that there’s some heavy shit going down around us at present but this comment made me audibly chortle. Good job, anon.
Seriously tho, Grugly’s virtue signalling cringefest of a response to the Amber situation made me rage pretty hard. As already mentioned, there’s an uncomfortable parallel between what he did to AJ and what RSN did to that poor girl. People aren’t going to conveniently overlook that. If Craig goes down, there’s a very good chance Grug will too. Even more so since he made the epochal mistake of going after AJ’s father.
Why would AJ even tell him something as personal as that?
Like how long were they in contact, a few months?
I'd never tell someone I just have met and who I know of that he's airing everyones laundry online such a story.
I can't imagine AJ telling him something like that.
Just imagine how much Lainey is going to “smell” if we ever see a divorce.
It really feels like one is coming in the near future.
Has he said "I love Lainey" recently? I feel like he hasn't. The best she gets is "Lainey's awesome," and that's only after he's reeeeally fucked up and needs to give her something
. During his STUPID video about Sam, he says they're "still together, more than ever" (whatever that means) but I'm pretty sure he doesn't use "because I love Lainey" as any of his reasoning for not cheating. In fact, he just goes on about men needing to spread their seed, and needing a standing ovation for resisting temptation.
"yea, T H E Y ' R E like a 4/10, you guys feel me? T H E Y ' R E awesome and whatever. 'specially for a human. haha"
honestly, if anyone asked about it he'd probably retaliate with something along the lines of
"of course i love them, DUH, we're married!"
if lame asked him herself he'd probably scream "DUH!" at her, too.
I was in the shower & remembered something a woman told me years ago. I should’ve spoken up.
When she was young, Al Jourgen sen molested her.
I am so sorry I didn’t say anything. I thought it was to respect her, but then I thought of other potential victims. Don’t stay silent.
I should have said something the moment she told me to help protect others.
I can’t go to the police with “She told me so” but I can warn the public of this accusation that was shared with me by someone so close to him.
Be safe. Report criminals. Protect each other.
(Added the space in the last name so it wouldn't come up in Google search results)
He'd probably go "We don't NEED to say it it, we're MARRIED,why would I be married to someone I don't love? DUHHHH"
I truly hope Adriennes father is the fall of Onion. He's obviously trying to jump into the MeToo movement (finally, late as always) and ride the momentum of Cosby being found Guilty to try and get an army of angry victims to attack his exes father AND draw attention to his channel. He doesn't care if it's negative or positive attention, all he wants is his views to go up, he'll just delete the negative comments like usual.
He's really getting desperate and risky now though, Anon was right when they said Lainey is a contributing factor, she probably loves anytime he makes his exes hate him more, less chance they'll try to get back with him and he'all be stolen away
This is disgusting on several levels. First off, AJ's been with Al and his band for the last few weeks because he's touring. She makes time to see him whenever she can once he gets downtime from his band, recording, shows, etc. That doesn't sound like the relationship dynamics you'd expect of someone who'd been molested by their father.
Secondly, Al has been/is just an alcoholic and former junkie. That's been the extent of his use of vices for years. Everyone who knows about his music beyond just hearing one or two songs on the radio knows this. The guy works in a part of the industry and tours with people that don't stand for this kind of shit. Unlike pop music, metalheads don't always protect people from these accusations as readily especially when evidence surfaces. However, not even once in the span of a 30+ year career has anything of the sort ever popped up. Yeah, the guy's a crazy looking dude with face piercings and all that, but he's still a human being who loves his kid. And outside of his music a totally different person than you'd expect.
He's just trying to drag the guy's name through the mud because he fucked up a relationship with his daughter. One of the few adult women he's ever been with. Sorry Grug but you can't take the moral high ground and jump on the MeToo bandwagon when you have to slanderously lie about someone in order to do so. There are no ends to the depths of being a piece of shit Onion is willing to dive.
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Greg's been padding out his patreon with old videos that youtube would not monetize. It's so easy to tell why they where rejected just by the titles but he uses it as another opportunity to play the victim.
Came here to say this, you saved me the trouble, anon. I can confirm from first hand experience that there are factions of the music industry who will not play when it comes to serious shit like this.
On one hand it is supremely shitty that AJ has to endure this fuckery being dredged up but on the other I hope that she and her dad see to it that Gregory Daniel Jackson Avaroe gets royally fucked by the long arm of the law.
Oh, okay, we can talk about this Greg? Sure lets!
How strange it must be for Onision to be with someone that has had sexual experience
for a lot longer than he has. Like, how can he cry about skanks, when his own wife was inticing the older men with her frilly hair ribbons and petticoats?
How does it make Onision feel that everytime his wife, Taylor, kisses him on the mouth, that he is forced to think of the fact that she chose to let some different old man run his tounge all over Taylor's teeth.
How does it make Greg feel, to know that when she kisses him, that its the exact manner in which Taylor's Teacher
taught her how to kiss, repeatedly giving her lessons on the fact?
How does Greg feel about the fact that Lainey has been sexually expereinced for longer
than Greg has been trying to be with a girl??
How does it make Onision feel, to know that the first time he fucked her, that he noticed her vaginal wasn't that tight, because of all the gymnast sex she was having with her boyfriend?
How does Greg feel about the fact that Taylor actually took pride in fucking her ex school-mate to the point of making it a Cirque du Solei on her high school boyfriend's dick??
How does that make Greg feel that while he trys to keep tiny shrimp dick inside of Taylor while he pounds away fron behind, that in high school Taylor would do splits on her boyfriend in the school bathroom during class, and under the bleachers on the football field??
How does it feel to Greg, now downgraded to a cheaply made trailer in a swamp, that his wife Taylor's tits will never ever ever
be the same? How does it feel for Greg to have to stare at those wet tube socks on nails everytime Chloe is hungry? How does it feel for Greg everytime Taylor takes her bra off??
Greg, how does it feel that your cheaply manufactured home walls are paper thin, forcing you to fap in the shower using your pitiful imagination, instead of fapping peacefully in the garage to the hentai of your choice.
How does it feel Greg, to not have a sanctuary anymore in that sad little trailer anymore. You got 2 dirty rugrats afoot and a barefoot wife running around while you try to work in peace, but they just keep stomping on the floor right above you?
How does it feel, to know, that everything became harder, after you killed that deer. You felt no remorse, in the fact that you were focused on traveling state lines to fuck a 16 year old.
You felt bad for the deer, but you cared more about getting to fresh young poon a whole lot more than maybe reevaluating the choices you were making.
For such a militant "i hate meat eaters!!" stance of yours, you would hope that maybe seeing the result of your selfish actions might have brought you to pause.
That deer cursed you. Your apathy cursed you. Your selfishness just locked it down for life.
How very different and excited, I mean, truly excited
you were back then.
Do you still feel that way now when you look at your life??(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Is it weird that this tweet makes me hate Lainey more? Sitting by him while he harasses women, ignores their daughter, humiliates her publically online, etc.?
I get that victims of abuse often stick by their abuser, but how can she continue to do so through all of this? I dated a man very very similar to Onion and I left after he began abusing my younger sister, no second thoughts because she's my family.
She has CHILDREN with him, yet she is still a doormat to their detriment and allows him to neglect and abuse them.
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A post like this doesn’t strike me as one made by a woman who was molested by her father:
She seems to have a good relationship with him, she supports his music, she’s excited to see him at his show. How fucking far is Gerg reaching here?
Grease is the one with hygiene problems, his projection is laughable. Adrienne supposedly had a “duhteh vajayjay” and Billie’s armpits stank up the place.
Tell me then, Grugly, why do you take 4 showers a day? To mask your stench, perhaps?
she only cares if what he does is directed at her or affects her. She probably enjoys him being mean to other people. She thinks shes special because onion stays with her and she thinks shes the only person who gets to see his nice/"loving" side. Shes those typical girls who enjoy when their boyfriend is mean to everyone but them (but then of course end up being mean to her as well).>>513039
I feel like onion wouldn't completely make that up, but it's highly likely maybe she said something that her father did that onion personally views as molestation but she doesn't. He always sees everything as sexual, so it could just be something normal a father does with his daughter that he views in a sexual light because hes disgusting. Hes probably trying to bait adrienne to come out and clarify what she said.
Because the kids are offlimits and innocent how dare you! How dare you mention they even exist, you disgusting monster! Yeah I wanted to chain a girl in a basement and outted her personal secrets about her abuse and abortion, but you. mentioned. my. kids. exist. AWFUL.
I actually think onion didn't really out people's secrets as big as that one until he did it to billie in a fit of rage to prove his point, so instead of admitting it's wrong, he just doubled down and now is going back and trying to out every secret he wants.
Onion always had a very distorted view of things like cuddling and full body massages so who knows what actually happpened between Adrienne and her father that only now does he think it's molesting.
Also, wasn't LGH a fan of Ministry? If what he said was even remotely true, why was he supporting a molester's music? LGH logic is always so mind numbing.
just say you got your info from an anonymous online message board.
as long as you don't claim you found the information yourself (like RSN) and don't direct a bunch of newfags here (like RSN) you are perfectly within your rights to make whatever video you want.
The more factual and educational videos about Onion out there that are easily digestible to the public the better.
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Amber posted this on twitter so I guess she really did go to the police(wrong thread)
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man, her poor hairline.
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Well she wants to be 'daddy af' so the receding masculine hairline should make her feel like a ~~boy~~
Jaclyn is one of the only ones who actually responds whenever he does anything, so I'm not surprised hes attempting this. It's hilarious, he can't help letting it slip how "right" he is and just give a genuine apology. Onion, if you want to attempt to get a collab partner again, you need to get better at your shit acting. Unfortunately, jaclyn is stupid. She will 100% respond, and she might actually fall for this.
Hes basically saying "i realized jaclyn is dumb enough to fall for a psycho like social repose and commit to him all the way, so maybe theres a chance i can get her on my side and she will defend me and side with me like that". Hes basically describing that he realizes jaclyn is kind of like lameo who will do stupid shit for her awful boyfriend.>>513094
This girl has been around for years. It's like she just cycles through her twitter list to hit on her usuals when her new pursuits fail.
It's a 3 bedroom. One room is already Lainey and Greg's master bedroom with the projector.
I'm guessing they will make the two kids share a room and the third room is a guest room/ where greg actually sleeps after the grease sex.
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is that a fucking liver spot lmaooo
Doesn’t leave the bleach on long enough and her roots are orange
Surprised that a violet toner turned purple
“Omg what if this turns my hair purple!?!?!?”
Says she’s silver daddy when her hair is just Ashe blonde
Wella is a really strong toner but it doesn’t last long so she’s going to be yellow again in a week.
Also I was really hoping she would get it on her undercut cause t18 on natural hair turns it red and that would have been fucking hilarious
They've been friends awhile there was speculation here 2016ish as to how "friendly" they were.>>513095
she's tomatowife's best friend irl.
You just know Greg has a sore on his dick in the corresponding spot.
Yes, you can transfer oral herpes to the junk and vice versa.
original >>513106>I'm guessing
you have to be over 18 to post here, anon.
i'm probably just paranoid but does it seem like there's been a lot of people lately saying exactly this? the phrasing and everything, "the milk has dried up," which could just be a coincidence given lolcow culture, but it has been weirding me out that suddenly all these anons think that onion boy's drama is over when at least to me it seems like it's just starting back up again
feels a little bit like someone is trying to convince us to stop talking about the swamp family
No, it's not ending. this
is the beginning of the end…
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She literally can't come up with any content that isn't about her stupid hair, horrible makeup or dumb "super smol" clothes. Unless it's a riveting segment about cleaning up one of the rooms in the pigsty she lives in.
Jesus, how much money have they wasted on hair dye this year alone for these boring videos? Leave your fucking house every once in awhile and come up with some new ideas for god's sake. Who watches this mindnumbing shit?
Where is the idiot prom we've been promised? Goddamnit if they cheat us out that trashfire I'm going to throw a Gregory-style spergout.
well shit, the girl doesn't actually DO anything, so it's not like she can vlog about her life.
I just can't believe she actually has fans. That means there are people out there whose lives are even more uneventful than hers.
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Kek this tweet made me laugh. Get ready for what, bitch?
THANK you for sharing this anon, I really hate when I see these YouTubers promoting fucking EduBirdie to their impressionable young fans. If you think your college education is so pointless that you'll rely on a stranger to do the work for you, why even enroll? Why waste your/your parents' money, first for not even engaging with your courses and second by being expelled for plagiarism?
Worst of all is how Greg justifies it, as if he were ever a scholar in any sense of the word and knows what he's talking about:
"… as many of us know, school is a gigantic joke, and you only stay in school so you can get a job later, not because the content at school is actually relevant." (from https://vimeo.com/254469302
Hear that, aspiring teachers/doctors/lawyers etc.? Fuck school, Greg has spoken! He barely finished high school and just look at him now! :D
Yes, I know he's hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to the IRS… yes, I know his "business" is failing and his marketing is trash… yes I know he doesn't know what "hyperbole", "jocular" and "intersectional" mean… I know he's had to move into a swamp trailer because of poor financial decisions and his most successful business move was the decision to shriek in a banana costume on camera a decade ago, but…
Christ, that image should come with a trigger warning
. He is truly abhorrent, inside and out.
Such a moron. He really does have an issue with book learnin'. That video where he talks about throwing a bitchfit at that poor doctor who had to deal with his son's balls really highlighted his absolute ignorance.>Education is overrated, you just need google! >Runs straight to the ER for a ball rash he couldn't diagnose on google>Doesn't know you can calmly ask for a second opinion, so freaks out his wife and child and gets security called on him
He is a special mix of "confidently ignorant" and "absolute lack of common sense". Young, impressionable minds shouldn't be allowed anywhere near this twunt.
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I know his numbers tend to dip a bit at the start of the month, but he's lost a good amount of patrons this time.
Last time I checked he was nearing $4400. No wonder he's trying to dredge up drama on Pewds and "apologizing" to Eugenia and Jaclyn.
He's got a long way to go to reach that $15,000 movie goal, especially considering around half of his pledges are from Lainey and his family to make him appear more popular.
I think we can expect more drama coming round the pike.
Everytime an anon responds calling someone else a newfag, I can’t help but think you, yourself are a newfag getting too excited about being on here.>>513226
I don’t think anyone has even brought it up to her and if they have, she hasn’t said anything about it yet. It usually takes a stream or 2 until she’ll crack and respond to shit.
newfag refers to individuals who have trouble following the site rules, integrating with the culture, and accepting previously established information about the cow. since the board has been linked heavily on youtube drama channels (RealStreamNews specifically) it is to be expected that we would see a surge of frustrating newfaggotry, thus the term being used more often.>>513185>>513201>>513219>>513228
unless Onion has been documented advocating for or using these specific services I genuinely fail to see the connection and relevance.
I am LOVING how twitter is not letting anybody fall into their clutches. >>513232
I'm surprised he has this much even? Whenever it goes down, it seems to go back up doesn't it? I remember anons speculating that he might be giving money into it to look like he has more. It's kind of impossible that he would be able to consistently keep this many, and almost $4k at that? There's no way.
Onion was sponsored by Edubirdie, as several other posts discussed.
Especially this post: >>513211
Pretty sure this was back when lameo was still in college and people were speculating she used edubirdie to get her degree. I dont think there was a specific video, it was just a "this video is sponsored by blahblah" and then goes onto whatever his normal video was about.>>513232
i really wish patreon would ban him so we could watch him freak out since thats a significant portion of his income now
It was this video that he was sponsored by them.
“High School Is A Waste of Time”https://m.hooktube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=vsaSfrdENMM
i totally forgot about the prom video. she made two videos leading up to it. where the fuck is the actual prom and why is it taking over a month to do it? They must be fighting a lot that they can't even bother to pretend they like each other for it. She probably is hoping she can catch him on a good day where he will only insult it 90% of the time.>>513253
pretty lame she never did the 10 things video. It was probably because the sam shit happened and she was trying to convince him to kick her out so she was likely being a good ass-licker to get him on her side, and so she wasnt going to make a video saying bad things about him.
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thank you anon! he's so flagrant and shameless about it.
the top comment on this video is kind of gross.
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I thought it may be a troll comment but I checked and it's not… they make youtube videos together. It's a trashy looking young dude and his grandma-looking wife.
Ugh, I wish I knew how. Would it be considered cow tipping to alert him? I mean, accusing someone of being a pedophile is a very serious accusation and he's a PUBLIC FIGURE.
Honestly, Shane should have sued him as well but I guess he's just too nice for that.
This is prob OT, but it reminds me of lameo and onion so much with the age, fast marriage, and soulmate bullshit.
>The Hardwicks were united in matrimony a month later inside Gary's aunt's condo when Gary was only 17 and after dating for three weeks. Despite the age of consent being 18 in Tennessee, his mother nonetheless gave her approval.
>"I had prayed about my soul mate for like two years, so, you know, I was lonely," said the grandmother of eight. "I had no one, so God sent him to me.>>513284
onion is so irrelevant that its prob waste of time/money for them to sue him because he isn't really damaging their reputation cause like 10 people read his twitter. But I'd love for them to do it.
Her dad could get a lawyer to keep him from mentioning her or him at least. It would shut him up and
make him lose his mind. It's pretty much the only way to get him to stop being such an obsessed caveman.
>>513278>She said she won’t confront him because she is scared of him.
Ive never understood the fear people have of him, especially in his current situation as a washed up D-class Youtube "star"
Maybe when he had more fans to do his bidding he could sick them on his target, but now he has nothing.
Why do they fear him?
That was before his views dropped. he was getting 500k to a million views on those eugenia cooney videos, and it sparked other people making videos to cash in on it. Nowadays, nothing he does really gets people talking despite how much he tries.>>513298
I could understand it when he had a massive following, but now hes like…not scary at all. There would be more people on her side than on his side at this point.
I wish people wouldn't be scared of him. It only builds his ego and makes him think hes powerful. He can't do shit to her or any of his ex's.
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Samefag this is from ~1hr ago
and is his current pinned tweet
It will be another 4 regardless. He still talks about people he dated from high school. He will never stop talking. Might as well put him in his place.>>513305
It is not your place to out them? You are not a victim wtf. And he does #2 to everyone who outs him on his abusive behavior and says it can't possibly happen/be true because they would have said it sooner and wouldn't have done x y and z.
RSN is in snow.>>513305
Oh, Shreg's stupidity never ceases to amaze me. I hope that they DON'T contact or respond but respond through a lawyer. He wants contact with them, but if they go this route they will both deny what he wants and fuck him in the ass at the same time.
I agree, the shiloh route is best to go. Her manager contacted him for her and he was scared of a lawsuit and never got to talk to her directly which is what he would love.>>513313
Shes just a 'token black girl' to him that he can say he dated to prove hes not racist. She probably doesn't even exist.
just click the numbers and it'll take you to the threads
one of the high school anons said he never dated a black girl or had a girl brag about dating him
im inclined to believe them
this is an imageboard, please post screencaps so this material is visible to all, and archived.>>513275
too if anyone has access
I admit my "newfaggness" when I ask this.
Where can I find this video(s) they collabed on?
All I ever hear about is vague collabs and this BTS clip of Greg kissing Shane.
Onision and Shane Dawson weren't ever really collaborators in any videos together. Back at vidcon years ago they played a game of truth or dare and Shane vlogged it and put it on his second channel ShaneTV. I tried to find it but it looks like Shane has since privatized/removed the video.
here is a video of Onion talking about the kiss:https://hooktube.com/watch?v=K3oGDL0AZ9w
OK, so hes NEVER done a video collab with Shane.
He said so many times in his videos about how they've done a few and made plans to do more.
So essentially Greg had this made up fantasy relationship with Shane that never existed in reality.
you da best anon thanks! Starts @ 8:04
onion looks extra greasy and creepy even back then.
She was talking about the 10 things video in her stream the other night. Said she was gunna make it with Madison. Madison will be her, she will be Onion. People in her live stream said show no mercy and Lame said she didn't wanna hurt his feelings and she felt Gurg went easy on her and she WASNT OFFENDED by anything said by him
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If you count stuff like this as a collab then he has…https://hooktube.com/EssQBVjaZWA
kek Shane even says Onisio nwrong.
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Lainey, please take a leaf out of your own book. Your mans is TRASH and checked out of your relationship long ago, hence the second child you have but you both hate.
I'm reading through Lame's discord right now
Drama is a stirring. Will post screencaps when I get home. But as a summary. Patron was bullied and kicked by onion and becca for being a rape victim who never came forward. She is now on Lames discord explaining what happened and Lame was brought into it.
no anon, he didn't get stolen! She won in the end and he stayed with her after cheating and the other girls realizing hes scum! He cheated but came back to her! She won! Hes the best soulmate <3>>513345
oh nice, did him kicking the patron happen today or in the past? Seems stupid if he did that today after all his virtue signalling. Can't wait to see how great lameo is handling it.
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who knows why he does anything. dude is fucked in the head.
Quality's rough but some videos from today's stream. Greg thinks it's okay to expose people's private traumas. And to suggest AJ's dad is a pedo… Holy shit guys. If anyone can transcribe anything there's some fucked stuff here
There's other videos on the page from the stream too. There was someone in Discord going off on them, a victim themselves telling them their perspective, and they told her to shut up then banned her from writing in the Discord anymore. Becca in particular said "fuck you" to the girl, then a shitshow went down in Laineycord about it.
Props to Dev, who stood up to Greg for once (she's in VC in this video)… sorry he went off on you, you seem a little too intelligent for this moron.
But don't get it twisted: Fuck all of you actively supporting Greg in his discord.
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This drama has carried into Lame's discord and some stuff is being thrown out there.
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Not the anon above, but this is definitely a highlight
lameo is so far up her own ass and a little narc herself. She will never be wrong about anything and anyone who disagrees with her is a hater. She also only surrounds herself with an echo chamber of people agreeing with her and what she wants to here. She is a mini onion, and is just as hopeless and awful. She will get worse with age just like he did.
Anymore screens of shit she said?
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The lighthearted/fun part I get (although I'll believe it when I see it) but educational?
What in the everloving fuck does this ignorant skidmark think he can educate anyone about that you can't Google?
Other than teaching young people to throw crybaby tantrums when things don't go their way, the difference between pedophiles/hebephiles and of course not to trust doctors?
8:14pm laineybot: I just need to not be in here.
9:20pm laineybot: It literally doesn't matter.
Did she pretend to leave… then lurked to watch the ensuing drama? She pretends to not want drama, pretends she doesnt follow drama, but she cant help herself.
Lameo has said she doesnt follow drama, but who was the one who came into Gregs room and told him about that psycho chick allegedly getting raped by RSN? It was Lameo. She watches anything that involves Onion or his stalkers very VERY closely.
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>>513384>I'm not stupid you know
Oh Plainey, there's no word for how stupid you are.
And what is this pathetic I'm sorry shit? Sugarcoating her retarded ass is making her worse
not better. Patrons and fans shouldn't have to walk on eggshells around the people that they like, that's just fucking dumb as fuck.
Getting "Wheres my fucking support" flashbacks here.
Why is it that everyone has to fall over themselves trying to protect laineys feefees all the fucking time, But if her actual fans have any issues she "doesn't care" why the fuck should anyone care about your ass then youtubefucker?
Exactly! If her bitch ass gets reminded of her rape then why is she with
a rapist? She's fucking dumb.
I'm getting "where's my support?!!" throwbacks. Haha I typed this then saw your comment >>513394
>means i have to relive my own shit
Like how your husband tries to make people relive their shit by outting their personal traumas and rapes years later to remind them and then blame them for not speaking up about it? That's okay? But your discord people saying something way less harmful is so awful of course.>>513396
so shes admitting those patrons shit talk her and want to get with her husband, but shes okay with it because they are giving them cash?
Don’t ask them what they were wearing but do ask them how many people they’ve previously slept with. And if it’s more than 20 than it doesn’t count.
also he’s dumb as hell for stirring the pot with AJ. most of his new fans don’t know about her so if they look into it they’ll stumble across the letter and find out he raped her and find the voicemails. or maybe he just wants to make a plethora of vids defending himself for those sweet youtube buxx cuz people only watch his videos when there’s drama involved
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Lainey definitely went through her usual predictable motions.
>Don't fight guys.
>I'm not Greg.
>Why are you all attacking me?
>I literally don't care.
>panic attack ensues
>Sarah magically appears and is a mod now.
Best part was that Sylar got banned.
Did sarah actually appear? I thought she would have gotten a life by now.
And yeah of course she doesn't care. The only time she cares if if you dare say shes a girl or not gay or question her smolness. You know, the important things in life.
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The sylar thing is glorious. I'm too lazy to censor now and the names have all been posted so
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Who is this Lu person?
They seem to know alot..
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And one more, just for good measure
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A peak at that denial though
Since when have we not posted private shit on people who’ve already been mentioned and posted their shit online?
You know, maybe Adrienne isn’t doing anything because there’s some truth to it. I don’t want that to be true, but I’m annoyed that she’s not defending her father. If that was my father I’d have LGH’s head on a stick already. I’m tired of this piece of shit getting away with all of this shit he’s doing to other people. At least Shiloh got her manager to contact him and threaten legal action. From what I read in Adrienne’s letter about LGH, she was the toughest girl he’s ever been with and made him cry countless times. So why the fuck would she be too scared of him to defend her father?
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But Becca, don't you know that when someone speaks out, the correct response is "Thank you for being strong & telling the truth"??
Ffs, The life of the Onions is like an over-dramatic soap opera.>>513412
I'm kind of surprised that she's not defending her father too.
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What if it is true?
What a fucked situation for her to be in, no matter what.
Why anyone wants to associate with Gronk is beyond me.
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Can we all laugh that some 17 year old has to mom to a 23 YEAR OLD MOTHER OF TWO
There's a part of me that would think that if she were to defend her dad, she'd do it quietly and with the law behind her. I think she knows that making a post about Onision's callout would only feed into his ego (she seems pretty self-aware in her full letter), so imo the best way to handle this situation if she's defending her father would be to quietly contact a lawyer without sturring up anything publicly; that way Onion wouldn't take down posts out of panic, if they needed the pages to stay live.
And if Adrienne was molested by her dad, then there's a part of me that thinks it would be handled through a lawyer first and foremost as well. I'm optimistic they're handling the situation well vs. engaging with Onion directly again.
When your 17 year old best friend has to be the voice of reason. Sarah go to college and stop fighting battles for your incompetent adult married friend and her psycho husband.>>513412>>513415
I mostly want a screenshot of this supposed status because its just one rando claiming she said that? How do we know its true?>>513410>>513420
so lameo just posts unhelpful short replies then calls up sarah to do her dirty work? This is who i'd want to pay money to. And omg sarah is still an idiot."panic attacks" oh please. Just cause she comes crying to you to fix things for her doesnt make it a panic attack.
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always about lame and her precious feelings
If they have access to legal representation let the professionals handle it. If she gets personally involved it will only muddy the waters and give gurg the attention and drama he craves.
A lawyer will make quick work of this cluster B egomaniac just like Sh's manager did.
sarah please get a girlfriend/boyfriend and some IRL friends and get off the internet. Maybe they will smack some sense into you when you try to leave dates with them to calm down your much older married mom friend because someone on her discord disagrees with her. Like seriously fucking unhealthy how much she wastes energy on the fake bullshit lameo pulls with her and does things for her. Is she going to mom your kids as well because you are incompetent to stand up for them?>>513424
Lol lameo-stans like sarah amaze me because they think lameo's feelings are the only ones that matter.
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Lainey can't handle being "attacked"
Her poor ego
Greg doesn't deserve to have anything to use against her. Normally I wouldn't really care, but with her dad actually being famous and her being on the down low it just seems fucked up.>>513425
If only this was a joke.
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i dont know what booty looks like, is this her?
This enrages me so much because this girl is literally venting because she was just bullied and kicked for what happened to her and all Lainey can say is “I can’t deal with this it’s reminding me of having sex with my ex boyfriend!” And then to say “this doesn’t feel like support” when someone said they were trying to support the other girl. Get the fuck over yourself Lainey. No one is trying to support you and you may feel “attacked” because you’re married and sharing a bed with the guy who made that girl feel like shit! It’s fucking unfathomable how these people behave! What if something were to happen to her daughter? Could you imagine how they’d both react? My god it’s disgusting and people still fucking support her?
What the hell does that mean? Is she telling Becca and the other one to go for it with LGH because it doesn’t matter? Trouble in paradise AGAIN?
idk either. that is
Yes, Booty is Nova/Ladyflatass and >>513435
this is her.
Has anyone transcribed any bits from today's stream? It's so bad, guys…
Notice how he talks over the girl, Dev, and doesn't let her disagree with him.
O is Onion, Girl is Dev.
O: "Try to force them to…"
Girl: "That's not the words I used at all."
O: "(interrupting) It sounds like you're" (inaudible, both talking a bit here) "You say empowerment, empower but that's literal pressure for a victim to have to go through that again and so it's kinda like, maybe you should just report it, if you know about it. Especially if that victim told you that it happened, be there for them and say, 'Hey I'm gonna do the work for ya, and I'm gonna actually go for it and say this, because you clearly are struggling and I'm not going to put that pressure on you."
Girl: "Well then, add a disclaimer, saying, you know, if you don't share the information yourself, I'm going to."
O: "Yeah, I've been there and I've had people BEG me not to say anything, and I said stuff anyway and later on they realized that, what I did what the right thing. So…"
Becca: "Let me put it this way, if any of my friends would have come forward, I wouldn't be mad at them.
Becca: "Because I'm mad at myself that they're not."
O: "I would be really appreciative of my friends for coming forward if something happened to me or someone I care about. "
Sylar: "I'm under the impression, I don't care if you're mad or not, it's the fact of protecting possible endangered people."
O: "Ok, so.."
Becca: "If I ever found out that he did it to anybody else, that would be MY fault. I don't care what you said, that would be my fault."
O: "Here's maybe an oversimplification, if an officer asks you if you want to press charges, when you just got assaulted, that's up to you. The officer's not going to say, 'Do you want to press charges for something this guy did to that guy over there?' That's not how it is. That's kinda like a… parallel, you're talking about information that could help people who aren't yet a victim, i.e. something that has nothing to do with you in a sense. "
She's only "above" all the drama when it benefits her. She's so transparent.>You guiz (eye roll, pffft sound) I NEVER listen to my gay husband's streams! (harrumpppffftt!) Talk to HIM about that stuff, I don't control him! (picks at herp sore, rocks back and forth) >I'm not entertaining these dumb rumors! (Fills up entire stream sperging about outlandish rumors while ignoring the real shit going on that people are legitimately concerned about)>I'm soooo sick of people obsessing on my gender issues, people are such dicks! (Cherry-picks all the gender-related questions and gets all huffy when they don't support her latest crisis about being a half-teen, half-boy/half-mermaid, space prince daddy/married-mother-of-two tomboy who is forced to buy from the little gentlemen's department and has crippling anxiety except when she's happily singing in the car on her way to Kohl's to spend $$ on clothes she doesn't need.)
Her brand is pretty much lying and exxagerating for attention. The worst breed of dramallama is the kind who refuses to admit what they are.
It's always been about Complainey's feelings and supporting her
. No self-awareness and she's insanely self-absorbed.
Everything is about her. The closest I've ever seen her get to supporting someone else is when she runs across a picture of a pretty girl and declares her love with something like "Date me!"
Thank you for this, anon.
>O: "I would be really appreciative of my friends for coming forward if something happened to me or someone I care about. "
Sylar: "I'm under the impression, I don't care if you're mad or not, it's the fact of protecting possible endangered people."
So, with this line of logic, LGH should be grateful for any of those people who called CPS or Animal Welfare Services in good faith if they were legitimately concerned about the welfare of his children or pets?
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Notice the comments he deletes in the very beginning. You scared, Greg?)
For context, this is what was going down in Onion's discord on stream before the Laineycord drama; this girl was trying to support Dev in her disgareement with Greg on his right to expose someone's trauma. Everyone ganged up on and eventually silenced this person; the last thing "Screumff" wrote is "Fucking cool it or go somewhere else. All you're doing is annoying people right now." Mind you, she's responding to the voicechat, in which Greg rants about his heroism in what he's done to AJ, Sylar says "fuck the victim," Dev is bullied into submission and Becca tells this girl she must not be a victim because she disagrees with Greg.
What wonderful, virtuous beings, going on about not shaming victims while actively shaming a victim who is present in chat.
Booty, Spooks, Becca, Sylar, Greg: Fuck you.
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Well, Sarah is now one of her Discord mods to protect her from the MEAN HATERS and ANXIETY.
The thing that shocks me is that all of these idiots don't see any parallels to that situation and Greg, or not a single person beyond Dev even tries to stick up for themselves or ANYTHING around Greg. They kept bullying that girl in Discord into "going to talk in the other Discord about the issue" but she was banned (likely by Booty, who feigned ignorance over everything) so they were literally just trying to silence her into submission because POOR WIDDLE LAINEY was getting her fee-fees hurt.
Here, have more hypocrisy, courtesy of Gurg and Lame and their dysfunctional marriage.
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Some of you are so hyperbolic.
Just gives Onion the fuel to prove we are nothing but heartless, tactless haters. And there seem to be some people in his inner circle that might actually be realizing what an abusive asshole he is, and that we aren't just making things up, like he likes to tout.
GET DEM FAXXX, guys.
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And just like magic the MOST HONEST youtuber is once again hypocritically dis-fucking-honest.
Swampgases, erases time right before your very eyes.
Those same stupid fucks Becca, Booty, Spooks and Sylar (who got banned kek) jumped into Lainey's discord (where they aren't regulars, by the way) to further invalidate the girl and spam the chat with memes and derailments. It was honestly uncomfortable to witness… especially that whale Becca, who refused to apologize.
So after Greg pulls this shit with AJ under the guise of concern for potential victims, a victim expresses their concern and they get bullied and harassed by these assholes praising Greg for being some champion to victims… What the actual fuck.>>513500
Pretty sure it was shared ITT but Lainey said "I know" "I'm not stupid" when it was mentioned that these people (Booty, Becca, Spooks) don't even like her, so Booty, nice try, but she hates you. She hates anyone that wants to steal Grease away, and you've been at it for far too long.
Fuuuuuck this victim blaming sack of shit and his herp-riddled cunt of a wife. And fuck all the basement dwelling autistic fat fucks who enable them. I hope there’s someone screencapping this whole shitshow.
At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, for someone who professes to be so crippled by anxiety Taylor sure spends an awful lot of time in the worst possible arena for pussies who can’t handle the big boolies hurting their snowflake fee fees. Stupid bitch.
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I don't even know what to say to this. I can't believe these catty bitches… Becca was JUST going on about her own experience as a victim to help Greg's bullshit stance on exposing private traumas, saying how she wishes she'd had friends speak up for her… and yet here she is treating this victim like absolute shit for no reason other than her disagreeing with her and Greg's stance on the matter.
She also says on the stream that the girl must not be a victim based on her reaction to Greg being a fucking asshole and doing what he's doing to AJ.
Becca is an annoying fat self righteous cunt in love with the sound of her own voice. I have no idea how many times I as a casual viewer of the twitch streams have heard her "boast" about her rape victim status. She pulls it out all the time to get out of being a rude bitch.
Her analogies are on par with Greg in being completely retarded, redundant and lacking in conviction/evidence, all conjecture. I guess being a sheltered fat 20 year old who lives at home apart from the occasion she attends uni and claims to have hundreds of thousands saved in uni loans… doesn't leave her with much life experience. Too much time on her fat hands to have a daddy dom in a different timezone (sylar), funding a narc and his wife and having ego trips on the daily because she pays to be a high profile fan of a dying youtuber.
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Just now realizing my edits look like colorful dicks, sorry everyone.
Greg told the victim… not to bash victims? By asking him to not speak for all victims? >>513530
Interesting you say that, because she went on about "only having uttered it" to one other person, most likely to make that girl feel bad for disagreeing with her. Looks like we have a liar on our hands, but we already knew that.>>513507
Seems they may be subscriber-only now, but some vimeo links were shared ITT; there's a few grabs from yesterday's stream on the account.
I saw on this screenshot at the bottom >>513506
That the child predator Sylar deleted everything. Am I wrong? Was it really Greg that deleted everything and Sylar is taking credit?
Oh HAS she? Well then enjoy what she just said yesterday:
Becca: Look, I'ma just say this right now, I have just blurted something out… that I have never uttered to one other living, breathing person. And then immediately I've got someone on DM's @ing me a thousand times, basically calling me the fuck out, FUCK off. You wanna call me snippy? Fuck off. Bye bye laughs
You don't like me, bye! laughs
(insert annoying bitches)
(Somewhere in here, the girl types a "Becca, fuck you" into chat)
Becca: "Becca fuck you," when and where? I mean, do you wanna be top, or shall I be top? I can dom you.
It is so fucking gross that she said this after what that girl shared. Becca, you're a fucking creep.
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The gurgist formerly known as Booty being cryptic in onioncord.
Sorry anon, yes, I should have clarified but the frantic namechange made me lol especially after she was outed again as being ladyflatass to lainey. Both onions have been disturbingly quiet on SM.
B..but lainey she's just
a friend, just like
billie luxy maya sam
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lmao no one likes this bitch
If you've ever been around a couple that doesn't like each other you know theres two types of behavior.
Petty passive aggressive bickering in public- and full blown screaming yelling and throwing things in private. We get peeks at those screaming arguments they must have in private when Ogreg makes those videos shitting on his wife while playing a character.
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>Available only to subscribers
I hide my videos because I am BROOTUHLEE AWNEST
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What pisses me off the most about the 'if you don't report your rape, you're responsible for your assailant committing future rapes' narrative is they think the criminal justice system is like an episode of SVU. There are so many untested rape kits in the US alone. The thing about rape kits? A victim's body becomes the evidence and it is pretty quintessential to gather evidence asap so the prosecution can determine if there is enough evidence to charge the accused with a crime.
Evidence is needed to prove a crime because everyone has the right to a fair trial, even rapists. In a rape trial, the defense will try to get evidence thrown out and work to discredit the victim. For a victim, that can not only retraumatized them, but is utterly humiliating.
It's sooo the victim's fault for not reporting or shouting to the rooftops they were raped and naming their rapist all over social media.
Stfuing about criminal proceedings? lolz what's that? Nvm the fact that a rapist on average serves ~5 years in prison and can go out to retaliate against the victim or rape again. Actual studies and crime trends is nothing compared to the faaaax Lainey's gay roommate or FatBecca has though.
I’m sorry but you said ‘bet your sweet bippy’, have you been watching Laugh-In reruns or something I started laughing so fucking hard, bless you, anon.
I wish I could tune into this weirdly timed stream but I just got to work, is anyone watching and are there juicy deets please and ty!
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I feel like he carefully worded this tweet to protect him if Adrienne or Al decided to take legal action. Instead of using her name or even saying his ex told him he just said "a woman." He will 100% claim he didn't mean Adrienne and was just talking about some random friend who he'll keep anonymous even though he didn't give anyone else that courtesy.
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Get mad you fucking bitch. Not everything is about you.
I highly doubt that ever happened. AJ's dad should sue him for libel. But he's a real artist, with actual fans, so I doubt he even cares. I'd love to see him say that to the guy in person.
She hasn't been defending her dad bc she knows giving LGH the slightest bit of attention means he's gonna drag her for the next several years.
"obligated to report" doesn't apply to shitposting on twitter, anon
he's just starting rumors like any other day in the life of laineys gay husband
Not careful enough it’s still considered slander and can still be held against him. The fact he made a public statement so bold is enough.
The fact only one of his ex’s is related and he name drops her it’s infered which ex. He doesn’t have to name her. He has very few contacts who know Al. He can still get fucked legally. Because he can’t lie about his source to a court. If he does well then he is double fucked. He doesn’t have money to fight any legal battle with a label either.
True. Wishful thinking on my end.>>513571
The backlog is ridiculous. Mine was finally tested LAST YEAR after being in storage since 1996. SVU honestly got a good portion of it wrong.
Lainey wasn't attacked at all. She just randomly inserted herself to victimize herself after saying she couldn't handle being in chat.
I witnessed the chaos last night, pretty much everyone in Laineycord was telling Becca to apologize to the girl. Becca bullied her out of Onioncord so she began venting in Laineycord (after everyone agreed that it ws a safe space to vent her feelings), but Becca followed her there to scream at her some more. Everyone was beginning to drop the issue and move on, but then Becca's "daddy dom" Sylar came in and pushed it further until he was banned by Sarah.
Jaclyn is actually very stupid for someone who markets herself as a skeptic. Ever since the richie thing, shes been talking more positively about onion like she thinks hes some genius for seeing richie for who he is (really? its not hard when ayalla already said he cheated on her to guess that richie would cheat again.) and that he actually is a good person but expresses things badly. Like shes legitimately braindead when it comes to understanding narcs/manipulative people even though shes dating a series of them.
I saw this coming when he made the apology. I knew she would respond and that she would likely believe him. It hurts me to see someone this stupid. I just hope she doesn't decide to help him and collab with him because that was his goal with this.
Yeah, she seems super naive/ gullible, and most likely does have esteem issues which is why when anyone is really nice to her she falls into it.
Could you imagine if Jaclyn joined the trinity, would be a sweet day
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I haven't watched much of her streams or videos since she set up in the closet, but jesus christ I feel claustrophobic.
Imagine how hot and stanky it'll get in that tight space when summer hits.
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Damn, all the top comments are savage
It doesn’t really matter how he worded it, it’s still libel.
Is AJ still saying that she’s afraid of Gronk? I wish she wouldn’t be. It’s not 2009, he doesn’t have half the reach he used to. LGH is washed up and relying on Lainey’s income to get by. I saw that some fans had tweeted this @Ministry so I’m wondering what, if any action will be taken. I’m hoping Al is going to do something about the way his daughter continues to be treated by LGH, it would be wonderful to see him get smacked to fuck and back.
At risk of devolving into a stupid ass argument, they're going to discredit anything posted here no matter what. Calling a kid "spawn" isn't going to make that anymore of a likelihood.
If someone legit insulted the kids (like that one edgy anon a few days ago) thats one thing.
This. It's not like that anon meant harm unlike that asshole anon some days ago. Many people use that word to refer to children, including parents.
The Onions are going to discredit anything said here because it's from here. That's all that it takes.
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Trying to find your farmhand tag.
It was perfectly relevant considering it was happening in Lainey's video, and the only comment made was that it was bizarre because IT IS.
Ffs she's such a moron. Her beautybot videos are trash. She either can't be arsed to wash off the smeary mess of makeup frim the day before, or in this case, she put on foundation before
trying out the sponsored products so she has to put it on her hand.
Just wash your face and do a proper video, you lazy dipshit. Why does anyone send her makeup to try out? She makes a mockery of it.
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You're making it into a much bigger deal than it really is. Take a breather and write a tumblr post, geez.
Gurg doesn't know who al jurgensen was/is yet he knew him well enough to slander the very same man to a multiude of people online?? Ok.
Gurg you're a fucking moron.
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The bitch is still using a blur filter in her "beauty" videos.
How can this be?! She swore up and down that she quit using the blur filter weeks
It must be her ring light, she'd never, ever stoop to lying to her viewers!
Kek, I just watched it. He had a whopping 20 viewers on that stream. Not a single haturr in the comments, just a tiny little hugbox of teens applauding his dad jokes.
Only notable thing was his passive aggressive mocking of Sylar, mimicking him in a stupid voice after everything he said.
You know, like a 4th grader.
Becca needs to crawl out of Onion's asshole and get a life along with some hobbies.
Later in life she's going to look back and remember what a massive bitchy, lard ass she was knowing damn well that it all could have been avoided had she experienced life outside of Onion's ass.
I know its a weird request, but what kind of prepping did he do with his stans?
Was he like telling them what topics to "out of the blue" bring up so he can comment but not look like he steered it that way?
Just curious what happens behind the scenes before he does his little theater show for the public.
Holy shit those eyebrows are even more fucking ridiculous without the filter. Like people HAVE to be staring at her when she goes out in public.
And that foundation is just as atrocious. I am a 29 y. o. smoker/drinker and this made me feel so much better about my face. She is in that weird experimental makeup phase that I feel every girl goes through in high school, except she is 23 and voluntarily broadcasting this to the public. Her beauty videos usually give me too much second hand embarrassment to sit through, but this… yikes. The reality is so much worse.
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Quote from the top pic bit
>I know it's kind of a mess but it IS blended
I'd be surprised if any of his fans watch that. Terrible. The part at the start where he was asking the audience to picture their significant other and then say their smile, eyes are like everyone else - God I just felt bad for Lainey.
I skipped to the end and he was just saying "do what you want go after what you want!" is living in the onion swamp what he wants?
I imagine it will be the shame of her life someday, knowing she paid millions to a guy that essentially makes fun of people like her every day.>>513813
I know the answer her but why is she so inept she doesn’t use smaller brushes and some finesse?
Such a waste of product.
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Kek these tags are hilarious. Can you imagine searching for "relationship experts" and getting this dipshit? It would make me want to sue YouTube for emotional distress.
It’s really hard to pick a worst look. There are currently so many in the running.
Agender and Gudetama are pretty high on the list too.
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Im just putting this out there, hoping for input, tinfoil, or maybe a real answer.
Where was this video made. Its his most recent one he does with his sister where she eggs his "house" I cant figure out if this IS his house, which side or angle it would be. Is this some guest house thats on his property? It doesnt look like his swamp trailer. The surrounding trees and background do look similar to his property.
Did he just find some random place to film and called it his house to drum up tinfoil and speculation?
I haven't seen the video you're talking about anon but the image you posted is 100% not his house.Not the old one, not the new one and not the one he gave his mom.
In depth album of what his new house looks like here: https://imgur.com/a/wKTrV
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this one made me laugh way too hard
Outcry witnesses are usually only used in a trial setting and most, if not all states don't have laws requiring them to report anything. (Have only studied Fl statutes)
Legally he probably has no responsibility, morally is another story.
Also, if this really did happen why wouldn't he try to help her when he was head over heels in love with her and wouldn't quit spamming her with pathetic voicemails?
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Reminder Jaclyn w/e her name is said she didn't hate Greg.>>513813
I dunno man…
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Preview of Lames new video.
my thoughts exactly, anytime I read one of these middle aged women crying about the kids I think of Helen Lovejoy.
God. Here we go.
The answer is no. You'll dick around pretending to be a demi boy ect until the new tumblr fad comes along and then you'll join that bandwagon, you stupid bitch.
I don't know why she keeps talking about this shit. It's obvious she's not interested in hormones and the like.
Something that pissed me off recently was when Greg was doing her makeup terribly and she said to the camera 'See…this is why I need a girlfriend. Because I can ask her to do my makeup, and she'll be like…I got you'
It pissed me off because she tries so hard to be 'masculine', and when people on younow or in the YouTube comments point out that she sure does wear a lot of makeup for someone who wants to be a guy, she goes all pissy and starts screeching that MEN WEAR MAKEUP TOOOOOO. If that's the case, why did you go on about 'needing a girlfriend'?
Nothing this bitch says makes sense and she just contradicts herself constantly.
Her transtrender ass isn't going to transition into a guy, not now or ever.>>513878
kek'd, exactly Anon.
Oh god the roots.
She's probably just gonna talk in circles, and try to educate people in the midst of her delusion on gender.
I kinda feel bad because maybe she actually does identify as something else, but with all the past shit, it's just so hard to believe. The contradictions and behavior just don't add up at all.
The weather forecast calls for milk.
There’s no way she can make a vid of this and not get bitched out by people. This has the potential to blow up in her face, depending on how she words things. I am excite.
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She's scared of coming out so she doesn't want to change her name. She doesn't want to take t or undergo surgery. Pretty much says all that we expected.
I honestly just think she has an idea
of being this edgy cool lesbian and doesn't realise she's actually straight. I feel like what she actually is craving is a female friend that she can take selfies with, do her makeup, go shopping/olive garden dates. I doubt she actually wants sexual interactions. Even if she claims to, I truly believe it's just fantasy. There's plenty of straight women who fantasise about being with a woman, some even masturbate to lesbian porn and they still don't want it in real life.
The problem is, there's probably heaps of girls that would do this, but she won't allow it because she (like her husband) is shallow as fuck, and only wants super attractive teeny bopper dyed hair types that she's intimidated by instead of choosing girls who are average down to earth types around her own age.
The second problem is that apart from Sara, it's almost impossible for her to have a female friend that Greg doesn't try to make 'poly' or try to fuck.
She's miserable and isolated and needs a friend, but Greg has made her assume this weird retarded identity. She also does it because she wants to be different and special, since all of Gurg's exe's with the exception of Skye) were alt chicks. She knows she's plain and boring and it kills her.
i think sarah is gonna be in for a shock when she turns 18
go go to gurrgles house lil girl
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for those who aren't aware there is an entire culture dedicated to people just like Lainey. thread in /snow/ here:>>>/snow/570991
Is anyone else getting tired of the sperging and nitpicking on Lainey's makeup? Like we get it, she sucks at makeup, but can we stop bringing it up in every thread. Or can there just be a thread for her makeup, is that allowed?
Also, I was exceptionally irritated in her stream tonight because viewers were asking about her 10 Things I Love/Hate About Onision video and she got irritated because they wanted her to go "savage on him." However, she doesn't want to hurt little Greggie's feelings. She said (and I know I should have captured it) "I'm afraid of upsetting him or hurting his feelings." It got to the point where she was actually blocking people and got pretty pissed. Alsooo, apparently the video will be up on Patreon by Friday and on YouTube by Saturday (she also said Tuesday, so who actually knows?) She's writing the script for it tonight. Prom video is still unknown. She said it's still happening, but wouldn't answer any other questions about it. So, the long overdue 10 Things video should be up this week maybe Tuesday and the Prom video hasn't even been planned, yet. And I'm sure you all know her response to viewers asking her to go savage on him because he went savage on her - "I don't think he was savage at all! I wasn't bothered by it at all! I was fine!"
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railing slats are vertical not horizontal
Maybe this is his sisters place? It seems smaller and a one story. He just needed another place to film, plus get away from the wife and spawns.
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Definitely not his new place.
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Here's a little blast from the past where she's talking about her super gay
relationship with Billie.
She's so gay guiz
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When you're SO gay you have to announce it to ever for maximum impact.
If she does do a 10 things I love/hate its going to be tame and lame-
#1 I love that Greg is a narcissist, its just healthy self love.
#2 I love that Greg has a hentai addiction, his hours alone in his office masturbating means I can spend more time catfishing teen girls on Tinder.
#3 I love that Greg brings random fangirls (poopbeck & Sam) into our home to live with us and our children. It allow me and my kids to get to know different people and socialize more.
#4 I love that Greg chokes me, manhandles me so roughly that it leaves bruises and calls me "faggot" during sex. It shows that he's comfortable enough with me and trusts me to share his sexual kinks and not be ashamed of them.
#5 I love that Greg disregards our youngest child and hardly speaks or interacts with her. Hes helping her to do better. My little girl will try just that much harder to show her daddy that she deserves to be acknowledged and spoken to like a human being.
wow, Ive never seen that tweet.
How can she backtrack and now say that she had countless/outrageous sexual romps with Billie? I guess I shouldnt be shocked. Ive seen those tweets where she admits that she didnt even want to get with a girl(Billie) but Greg pushed her into it, and when asked about it she has some kind of crazy explanation about not knowing that she actually DID want to fuck a girl and Greg helped her figure it out.
Ive said many times that if we were a fly on the wall during each sex session Lainey had with Billie it was WITH Greg involved somehow, and when it was time for her to some how touch or do something sexual to Billie she probably was cringing and acting the same fucking way she was while attempting to eat fruit and veggies in her mukbang.
If I had the time Id superimpose a naked womans crotch over the orange slice she barely tasted and then spit out and almost vomited.
Ill say one thing for Greg, his ability to gaslight Lainey into thinking the way he wants is impressive. Yes, shes a weak minded person, but still, he can make his wife think shes gay just so he can fuck teen puss, thats something.
>>513891>how did i figure out im nonbinary?? I read tumblr and it just 'clicked'! I could get a ton of attention from this and be edgy and cool! Then I made up bullshit about my past to confirm this bullshit and make it more plausible! >I feel kind of lost if i don't have a label, because I have no other hobbies or personality outside of this label. Labels are the most important thing in my life!>i used to starve myself and want to be thinner, and i realized that means i want to be a boy! Not that I want to be a smol bean! Or that I originally went on about how i want to be thing enough for onion. It was because I wanted to be a boy I swear!! Btw did you know how smol my feet are and that I'm wearing an XS. I have to shop in the little boys section! >I don't want any of the stuff that makes me masculine from starting T. I don't want a burly man voice, I just want it a TINY BIT lower that i still sound like a girl like right now when I'm sick! >I only care about lowering my voice ONLY A TINY BIT so I can fool blind people who think i'm a guy with fifty pounds of makeup and girly clothes but only realize im a girl when i speak!>due to breast feeding, i get to luck out of having to address this for 5 more years and hopefully you will have forgotten im pretending to be a guy.>I hated my masculine name Taylor and changed it to Lainey. Lainey doesn't bother me that much and actually its kind of masculine! Totally! So yeah THATS why I'm not gonna change my name. Even though I could totally just…use…taylor which is a masculine name without even having to alert anyone or "come out".>Heres a bullshit speech about accepting and being comfortable with yourself! Just ignore that I have an identity crisis every other day, can't handle anything negative in a healthy way without making my teen friend do it for me, have an unhealthy relationship with my husband, have basically no real friends, etc. I'm so comfortable and happy with my life now compared to before, totally! My made up gender was what was stopping me from being happy and blossoming into this wonderful life.>Let me tell you what true friends are! I have none, but like…that doesn't matter. Look how happy I am now that I have labeled myself with all my friends and great gender and im soo gay! This content is soo helpful to all you trans people out there. I've literally been there and faced the same struggles as y'all.
Oh my god, she’s such a bore. She would never go on T. It’s not like anyone here believed she was about to. But I hope the gender therapist is an asshole looking for a quick buck and gets her massively confused about taking T, Lainey would hate what T does to her body.
What the hell is that background music, lol.
I could see him buy another house to “record” in since he’s currently stuck in the garage. We all know how financially irresponsible he is.
Added bonus: he can store his teen fangirls there.
Is it just me or does all her early signs that she wanted to be "whatthefuckevershescallingherselftoday" all have to do with outward appearances?
She doesnt really talk about the inner feelings of wanting to be __________________. She just talks about being younger and wanting short hair and to wear boys clothes.
Kind of reminds me of a snippet of one of her streams I saw the other day where she was once again discussing changing her name to be more masculine.
She listed off a few potential names she had been considering like Eliot, Elijah and Aidan. She said Eli was probably her favorite but thought it would be a problem that it wouldn't work very well for YouTube
.>That's one of the big problems I'm having: "Eli-bot" doesn't sound quite right to me so I'm like..>And I'm worried people will think it's "Elly-bot" and I DON'T want that!
Someone suggests "Elijah Jackson" and she says it has a good ring but she likes her brand
so it's a no-go.
She doesn't really want to be more masculine, and I'm not sure she knows what a gender identity "crisis" even means. This is what happens when you're so self-absorbed and attention-seeking that you've lost any semblance of an identity beyond your social media "brand". Utterly gross.
The video, im case anyone is curious: https://hooktube.com/C2pYKj4JkP0
She is foul and I don’t think she realizes how vapid she sounds. Her degree was a real waste of money.
I kept thinking about her cheerleading the whole time she was talking, idk why. I feel like she had a personality at one point, maybe, but LGH just eroded any sense of self she had and now she’s a hot mess. You can tell, even with all that blather, that she ~~still hasn’t actually ~~thought about what transitioning would even mean to her. She’s embarrassingly shallow. Cringe all around.
#6: I love that he spells out the word C-U-N-T when he yells at me in front of the kids! It shows me that he's good at spelling and he cares about our children! Such a great daddy!
#7: I love that he obsesses on his exes! It means that if we divorce he'll never forget about me!
#8: I love that he owes hundreds of thousands of dollars to the IRS! He needs me around to pay off that debt, and it's important to feel needed in a relationship!
#9: I love that he never takes me anywhere further than The Olive Garden or Kohl's! I mean I'd like
to go to Fiji, but he's taught me that we can be miserable right here at home!
#10: I love that he publicly shames me (or so I've been told, I don't watch his videos!). I learn so much about myself when someone I love mocks me by exaggerating my mannerisms and legitimate concerns. It's good to see all the comments of wise teenagers to really put me in place when I get too naggy and demanding of my overworked husband!
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Funny that she loves the name Luca so much, the only one I can think of is Luka Magnotta. Bad choice, Plain.
>>513987>this is obviously for show, right? Because her kids call her mom and her husband uses female pronouns in the privacy of their own home
She's not open with her own parents as far as I know, and I don't think she even wears her binder outside of the house.
In that stupid trip to Kohls to get her little boy's suit she wasn't wearing it. If you wore a binder all the time, wouldn't you wear it when trying on clothes ffs?
She only put it on when showing off the outfit she bought to her unimpressed gay husband. Probably as an afterthought.
She sperged on about how "free" she felt and how she was "so much more herself now" without wearing makeup. It lasted 2 days, then she was back to caking herself with makeup.
Said she never wore dresses and felt so uncomfortable and unhappy in them, but an anon posted a collection of a shit-ton of pics of her happily smiling in flirty little dresses from a few years ago.
All of this is nonsense.
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>It goes beyond any other chapter
Sounds like someone got a bit panicked that his Patreon pledges are way down this month so he quickly threw in some extra sex scenes!
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Just noticed this pic LGH posted on his tumblr.
JFC what is going on with his balls?(repost)
god I hope not, the mc is supposed to be like 11.
It's probably just a bunch of edgy death shit.
Two words: Stockholm Syndrome.
Their dynamic makes me legit uncomfortable.
>>514013>We jokingly insult each other! That's how our relationship is!
No, your husband
and you put up with it because you're a doormat. You're afraid to insult him because he's a pussy.
I feel like she looks at other couples like shane and ryland who jokingly insult each other, and she thinks thats what her and onion are doing. But anyone in their right mind can tell the difference. He is genuinly hostile and saying things to hurt her and making fun of her. And he made that video without her even in it or approving what he was going to say in it. And he made Sam who he obviously wanted to fuck and join their trinity play her. Like you are not a normal couple lameo.
Shes so delusional its scary. If he ever has reason to divorce her, shes gonna finally explode when she realizes she was a complete moron that whole time she wasted with him and all her effort to please him didn't have her win the smug olympics in the end. I wouldn't wish her on anyone, because she legitimately is fucked in the head. Her poor kids don't have even one sane parent.
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Dont ruin the fun
lets let it play out without "someone" figuring it out.
sorry to repost, but can anyone help me out with this?
also, i just spaced out and realized - onision did a main channel video where he made lainey the bad guy for WANTING HIM TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIS OWN CHILD. like how is that not insanity.
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She's one dumb cunt.
I'm not gay and this makes me mad. >>513963
Watch how she preens in her view finder in every single video of her ever. I mean, really, her and Greg are complete narcissists, through and through. They love themselves more than anything, seems like. >>513988
I agree, a robot is a perfect brand for her. No deep or original thoughts. Programmed by someone else to think and feel. Unable to act like a regular human being.
Who says Grug won’t try and make Sarah be poly with them when she turns 18? To greg, being 18 means you “are a fully developed adult and it’s totally legal” never mind the fact that the brain doesn’t finish developing until your mid-20s or so and people who are 15 years younger then you tend to have different views.
How awkward would that be, though, since Sarah said he was like an annoying big brother? Plain wouldn’t allow it though, sarah is the one girl she thinks will never go after Greg.
Because god knows your husband is just SOOO desirable, Taylor Elaine, and EVERYONE is out to steal him from you.
I genuinely think that Plainey and her gay husband won’t divorce, not for the sake of the kids, or not because they love each other, but because both of them can’t handle being wrong. Grug in particular know that even if he pulls the victim card (“Lainey’s just not the same person I marri d anymore” fake cries
) he knows that even if his 12 fans flock to his side, he’ll get called out.
Laundry knows that she’ll get called out, too, for not listening to everyone around her, including her family, and probably retreat from the Internet, marry another guy down the road, and hopefully give her children a stable environement.
But alas, the swamp chronicles continue, and the orges living there have made their bed and are reluctantly laying in it.
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(Just Guy Things)
He has special boxers that keep his package protruding.
Anon, lurk more. She posted a ton of vague statuses on tumblr about getting a crush on Greg. It was confirmed from a few others too.
I think her obsession with Lainey is strong enough that she'd take a grease dick just to be with Lainey. She's probably still deluding herself into thinking once she's 18 then Lainey will finally date her kek.
You say that like he has anything to protrude kek.
Though I guess there's always his gross, saggy balls. Onion, you're gonna need to get a bra for those.
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Leaked image of the onionsack(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
I'm convinced the other reason lainey stays is that she callously enjoys LGH tormenting others and does join in, Absolutely adores it when a new woman comes in (See: Sam and laineys pic "You're no match") She loves the thrill of turning grease against women, Always trying to relive the thrill of lying about shiloh to make grease go apeshit. She cut it close with billie since he was so enamored with her.
Also another big factor is, Lainey went after big youtubers for a reason, Not just to be a wife, She wants to be a big youtube star. Too bad that her little time in the spotlight is running out and more and more of her comments are just pissed off with her shitty attitude and lack of integrity and also lying.
I've never heard of that, it's definitely not a requirement in my state, though I can't speak for Washington.
but I was referring to when she was staying with them last year and Lame was Sarah's "guardian". She lived there rent free, so if she moved to Washington and they wanted her to babysit, they absolutely would not pay her.
I think, at least hopefully, that was her plan years ago, but she changed her mind. Because she was so pissed at haters/lane "ruining" her plans at the time. She wanted to live with lame and onion until she was 18 so she could claim being a resident of washington and get cheaper tuition because she wanted to go to college there so she can be in lame's asshole all the time. But I think getting away from them and going back home and slowly getting her life together might have made her realize she doesn't want to do that anymore and might just go to college in her own state.
Im sure lame is still trying to get her to live in washington though, so who knows. Lameo is super selfish and wouldn't care about having sarah ruin her life to be her trusty sidekick. She convinced her to drop out of high school to live with her in the past. Like what friend does that? And sarah totally expected to be a trinity member when she got older. Thats why she freaked out at lane for saying that was gerg's plan for her, basically her freak out let us all know what lane said was true. And sarah agreed to allow gerg to make up bullshit about her "misunderstanding" and that he never said that at all! (We all know he did). But hopefully shes had time away from grease mansion to realize it's not all its cracked up to be.