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Last thread has reached it's limit, here's the archive:>>225726>>213172>>178883>>29193
Recap: Onision is doing damage-control to save his broken marriage, blaming Billie and Lainey for it all instead of himself.
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Wowwww, Onion… instead of y'know, passive-aggressively shitting on anyone who is a coffee lover, why don't you just come out and say you fucking hate Billie now?
Onion is straight edge isn't? Is he one of those that even caffeine is a drug* and can't have any?
*I know it's a "drug" technically but I always think pot, coke etc when I hear the word drug
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It's not "luck" you fucking idiot, she's the product of your constant abuse.
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Is Onion always this much of an asshole or is he just going off on everyone on Twitter right now? Women's rights and the presidency, coffee drinkers, sarcastic comments about him cheating on his wife, people supporting Lainey, jesus its a shitfest
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It's scary how he can't even see the problem with this.
He might as well kill himself, cos you know… DMT naturally occurs in the human brain when we sleep, essentially - we're all fucking tripping balls when we dream.
Human beings since the beginning of time have sought altered states of conciousness, either be it through substances, poetry, art, stories and the like… SxE people always end up being some of the craziest motherfuckers I know of.
Lmao!! He realises he is an abuser but can't handle it all.
Brilliant, everything we're saying to him is getting to him something hardcore, like it fucking should be.
He pretty much outed himself as an abuser there, as if there was any doubt in the first place.
He doesn't seem to be able to comprehend that there's a difference between being genuinely remorseful for doing something shitty and crying crocodile tears then forgetting about it/making excuses for himself as soon as he realises he's gotten away with doing said shitty thing.
But you haven't apologised to her Onion, you've done exactly what that paragraph says… you've manipulated your "apology" to her into a "woe is me" routine, that is NOT apologising.
You are a textbook abuser and when textbooks tell you this, you get even more angry.
Awful, I read this in his angry vegan voice.
Pretty sure there's a saying for people who can't see that they are the same problem they complain about.
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It's no one elses job to do that, it's Lainey who would have to do that, but considering you continue to manipulate her into staying with you through appealing to her sympathy, I doubt that will happen.
The best she can do is leave your slimy ass, file for divorce, if what you did invalidates the pre-nup - I want her to collect alimony from you like Skye did… because that's the only thing that seems to hurt you, taking money from you.
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Oh shit, guys! I'm not sure what he won, but he apparently beat all of us. It's almost like I'm not watching him break down on twitter after he fucked up his marriage for another teenager.
He doesn't really understand that saying sorry doesn't undo something. People are upset about what the did, not about the way he handled it.
I kind of have the feeling that he is even crazier than he used to be, lately.
I love how he feels he's the ONLY person who is "truthful" in the world, in his own little world perhaps.
Dude, you're infamous for talking bullshit and people hate you because you're a serial abuser, noone gives a shit about your whiny babyassed opinions on penises, meat-eaters and drugs.
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She does seem really hurt and upset, while he acts as if nothing has happened. Weird. I'll just post a couple of screenshots from her tumblr.
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I cropped it this way so you can actually see that it's from her tumblr, if anyone is wondering.
This is backed so hard.
His dad molested him and clearly his mom is a fucking loon. I'm sure he hates what was done to him, associated "being taken advantage of" with being female, and now wants to hurt people who present themselves as victims as a way of recreating what was done to him.
Sorry for the obvious armchair psychologist spiel, but knowing he was sexually abused by a male figure makes this entirely too obvious. Abused becoming the abuser, learning how from his father, etc.
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He's becoming more and more incoherent with each tweet he makes.
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If this prick wants to talk about physical abuse, he's done that in the past to Shiloh.
Violently pushing her into a door-frame, making her sleep outside the bedroom door in an unfurnished house that you were using as a studio, video recording her breakdowns from your abuse to put on YT for views, subjecting us to her genuine fear of you. You cowed her, you broke her down.
But sure, you've nevveeeer laid a finger on any of your girlfriends have you.
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What? Did you expect to have mature, thoughtful and well-adjusted fans?
You fucking pander especially to them, this is what you attract so fucking reap what you sow, you fucking lunatic.
Sure, that's a retarded thing to post, but this girl is presumably a dumb teen/preteen who looks up to him, and he's a 30 year old man making fun of her.
For fucks sake, Greg. You're just going to keep stooping lower and lower for attention until you crash and burn.
for the next thread can you guys please spoiler the picture of him or not post a picture of him. Every time I scroll past this topic and see his face I contemplate suicide. Triggering
Honey, his whole life is a downward spiral.
Girl posted dumb shit, but then, Gurg posts similarly dumb shit and none of his fans call him out, like >>227962
I wish his fans turned on him and started making fun of him precisely because he's an edgy idiot. I want to see the mental breakdown he'd suffer once he realized his whole online persona was dumb as shit.
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I will literally throw a party packed with meat, alcohol, and marijuana to celebrate this miserable cunt's death. You're all invited.
I wish Lainey would piss off with making her wedding ring a focal point in each photo she posts.
We get it already, you're back with him and you're still unhappy… if you're trying to solicit some kind of empathy or sincere apology out of Gerg, you're better off trying to get water out of a stone.>>228075>>228076
I'll bring the coffee machine.
UGH I feel the strongest urge to take the bait and tear him apart about how weed has helped me learn to control my anxiety and bipolar disorder better than any prescription drug BUT I know the only reason he's posting stuff like this is to provoke a reaction and get attention. He's a 30 year old professional troll. His parents must be so proud.>>227981
Weird half-baked opinions that are purely to make himself feel superior are hardly to be considered truth. He should have kept his autism on myspace in 2006 instead of flagrantly embodying everything everyone hates about opinionated people.>>228075
I would seriously stop being useless and learn to roll blunts in the event that this really happened.
I think it's a combination of him trying to piss people off for attention as usual and trying to use petty things like the fact he doesn't drink or do drugs to feel like he's better than other people and protect his fragile ego.
…While being known to have risky, unprotected sex.
Agreed. Plainey won't get any sympathy from a lot of people anymore.
>I'll bring the coffee machine.
Is he really anti-coffee? wow. He's so unlikable in every possible way.
So much this. He wants to mock coffee drinkers and weed smokers, but he's a piece of shit who uses, ABUSES women and sexually assaults them, as well as objectifies them. wtf>>228086
Weed has helped me with my asthma problems in the last year. and helped me write more poetry as well. I only smoke to relax after work and never during work or doing an important event.
It's also way too soon and suspicious, if you're ever going to catfish him - it's best to be done when everything is quiet and relatively normal/boring for him.
I would pay for a couple of kegs for this. And some decent champagne.>>228089
Yup. We're just "pathetic" and dependent on a substance if we love coffee.
Nvm that coffee is delicious, some people start their day with decaf, and it's just nice to have something warm when you wake up. Nope.
Agree agree agree.
Wait miles down the road until it's quiet even on his thread here. Then surprise us all with some delicious milk. But NOT right away. Keep him going for a looooong time.
LMAO I can imagine his face when he made this on memegenerator or some shit.
"This will sure show those trolls!!11"
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I saw this posted on eoliveson and I can't stop laughing.
Especially because not only does he hate coffee-drinkers, but he got seriously butthurt and ragey one time when black girls were posting photos of themselves drinking "White Tears"…
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Yes, If this is an interesting topic to you (or anyone) read anything by Lundy Bancroft on the subject.
Pic related, sorry for the "inspirational quote layout" but he's pretty no bullshit about explaining why abusive men do things, and his whole aim is to genuinely uplift women. He also wrote "Why does he do that?" which is an amazing read I'd think anyone should pick up.
Maybe sometime in the foreseeable future, he wouldn't fall for the bait at the present time, he'll be extra cautious.>>228126
Would you happen to be a spiderbro/sis, anon? If so, I've enjoyed reading your blog on this whole fiasco so far.
If not, ignore me.
He definitely wouldn't take bait right now, he's still too busy with throwing a fit and trying to do damage control. He'll be too cautious.
I'd say wait till his Twitter moves back into the mushy ~I wuv and suppowt my pwetty wife ^_^~ stage.
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What's with this spam?
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For a second I thought you meant to spoiler every image of gerg INSIDE the gerg thread. Reading this drama has got me as irrationally ready to start a fight with anyone as he is.
I'm starting to wonder how many of us here have gone through similar relationships, not that I want everyone going OT and posting their stories in full, because I definitely feel that obsessively checking this thread is becoming some weird cathartic group therapy thing as he begins to embody every shitty manipulive fucklord ever. We should all burn him and feel the release wash over us.
this is seriously the most accurate representation of his fanbase.
congratz onion. you made it.
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I can't imagine how can Lainey cope with this psychotic piece of shit.I got the creeps only by watching that video.How can someone like this delusional pedo?He needs to be locked up and isolated from society.Oh my fucking god I can't believe Plainey has a kid with this guy and after all that happened she didn't divorce him.
Hahahaha, thats hilarious.
Onion propably sleeps in until 10:00 or something every day. Of course he sees no reason to drink coffee in the morning. What a lazy cuck.
I bet he spends no more than 2 hours a day making videos at any given time, it's really 'effin easy to edit them once you're used to it.
Literally no real skill is needed at Onion's level, he has the piss-poor acting skills of a bargain cosplayer, his editing skills are absolutely terrible considering how fast he talks and the cuts he makes. He doesn't have any directing skills, anyone can write a script (bad fanfiction), act it out (bad cosplaying) and edit it (Windows movie maker)… so yeah, there's no way he spends more than 2 hours a day creating each one.
The rest of his time is devoted to shitposting all over Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook, masturbating to hentai, constantly asking Lainey to "SUCK MI?!" and planning his moves to score underaged poon.
He has no local friends, barely any LD friends, he doesn't go out, he's incredibly anti-social unless someone allows him to have full control and allows him to be the center of attention.
His whole "cute, quirky YT guy" routine panders to underage girls, when they idolize him, he spits in their faces… unless they're attractive and sexy to him.
Yeesh, he's so icky.
Oops while I was checking my spelling in >>228206
this post popped up.
He's not even done anything to improve his skills, he's not taken any classes, studied film or media, or even taken any acting or theatre classes.
I have a friend who works for the local BBC station, she gets use all this cool equipment and direct, plan and arrange documentaries. She doesn't make much money from it either, but she loves it, it's what she devoted all her education to, it's her lifes work.
Onion just happened to wing it all since the beginning, through the help of Skye who had more skill than he did. Even his most popular "I'm a Banana!" video was made by Skye, they just managed to get "internet famous" at a crucial point in distributing home videos at a time when YT reached it's peak after 2007.
He's a massive hack, he's no different to every lolcow on here that makes money through cosplaying and he's going to crash and burn before he reaches his 40's and it's going to be beautiful.
Anything to get attention, how sad.
He doesn't even have IRL friends (that are not using him for their vlog publicity like Cyr).
If any of you have read his first self-insert fanfiction…oops I mean his first book, the best friend of the main character is literally a clown who worships the ground protag walks on. Also everyone kind of pities him. That's a friend Onision wants, a pitiful servant clown.
Yeah, he rails against killing animals for food, but baking a turtle alive is just fine.
samefag but i meant *imply
All this Grease is clogging my brain.
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This is one of Lainey's friends. I hope her friends are trying to keep her away from his shady ass.
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Sometimes I feel his fans are self-loathing women who can't stand other women because they think they're unique and different in comparison to the "stereotypically shallow" women they read about in gossip magazines and the media.
That whole high-school mentality of "I'm not like the other girls", so they agree with his similar opinions as some strange attempt to prove this to him and to themselves for attention and validation.
Taylor was especially like this when she started dating him as well, considering how easily she brushed off all his exes warnings about him.
It's interesting that the girl he's retweeted is exactly his type of "woman" as well… emo scenester, gamer, 18, an obsessive, naive fan and attractive.
*a really big laugh
This is him giving examples of the proof that he was in love with his ex Adrienne, and how he STILL cares about her but he thinks they are just not compatible.
Skip to 2:15>Remember when I told you, "I love you I love you I love you" like every five seconds. Remember that? The hand massages, the back massages, the neck massages, all these really loving… kind, physical gestures that I showed you?>Remember how I cried-almost cried, because you didn't want to cuddle with me?
Don't get me wrong, I hate tumblr man-haters as much as the next person, but these attention whores who are willing to throw their entire gender under the bus just for male attention are just as bad.
If all the women you talk to are shallow, vapid, self-centered bitches, it says a lot more about the kind of company you attract than it does about women as a whole.
It's actually embarrassing to see, especially since the "not like other girls" girls tend to be exactly what they're saying they're not.
In general, people who need to tell everybody that they're unique and special actually aren't. I think unique people stand out on their own without blabbering on about it.
& you can definitely tell a lot about people by the company they keep. If they only speak with vapid people, they're most likely vapid themselves.
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I've only really heard teenagers and edge-lords use the term "brutal honesty" to describe their inability to treat others with consideration.
"I'm special and honest because I don't sugar-coat things! You should appreciate me for that!"
They also use it to defend themselves when people react negatively to them being complete assholes in troubling times.
It's actually really common for assholes to justify their abusive nature towards people using this excuse.
For friendships and relationships to work, you need this (pic related).
Which Onion clearly does not comprehend or exhibit towards anyone.
what the fuck is that needy manipulative bullshit and how does he live with himself
an ex tried to pull this with me and i kept calling him out on it but it just made him try to paint me as "crazy". i hate this shit.
People who are all about brutal honesty tend to have the weakest feelings, in my experience. They want to act like assholes but they hate getting it back.
Onision is a good example. He's an asshole to absolutely everyone under the guise of honesty, but look how he responds to other people. He gets butthurt over shit that isn't even aimed at him. I've never seen an adult man throw so many tantrums over such dull stuff.
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I agree and I come from a country where the majority is uncut, but I never support Onision for speaking about it.
He only shames the people who are circumcised and not the ones making the decision. Most men get it done as babies, when they didn't have a say, so his constant "cut men are rapists, cut men can't wank, cut men are bad fucks, etc" is pointless and does nothing to help the issue.
He only cares because he's uncut and it wasn't the norm, so he feels the need to twist it into "proving" his superiority. If he'd had it snipped, you know his videos would be full of all the opposite stereotypes like "cut men are dirty! They can't wash their dick!" He only does this to make himself more appealing, which is why he's so insulting to men who are circumcised.
Benefits to women of male circumcision
The load of infectious bacteria and viruses that accumulate under the foreskin is delivered into the female genital tract during sex. Thus when the male partner is circumcised there is:
A 5-fold reduction in risk of cervical cancer (which is caused by human papillomavirus).
A 5-fold reduction in risk of a woman being infected by Chlamydia, thus reducing risk of infertility, pelvic inflammatory disease, and ectopic pregnancy.
A 2-fold reduction in risk of genital herpes.
A reduced risk of other sexually transmitted infections such as HIV (the virus which causes AIDS), syphilis, and chancroid, since it is less likely that the male partner has any of these.
A lack of malodorous smegma and associated bacteria on the penis during sex.
No need for concern that the man has phimosis and thus being unable to engage in sexual intercourse, because the 1 in 10 uncircumcised men with phimosis cannot get an erection.
Improved sexual pleasure, where women prefer the circumcised penis for appearance, hygiene, increased penile-vaginal contact, stimulation, staying power during sex, and greater likelihood of the woman reaching an orgasm
Benefits to men of male circumcision
HIV prevention: A WHO/UNAIDS study indicates that circumcised men have up to a 60 per cent lower risk of HIV infection (WHO, UNAIDS, 2007). German development cooperation takes the position that it is absolutely essential to combine male circumcision with other HIV prevention methods, particularly with information and education and with condom use.
Less risk of Phimosis: Circumcision eliminates the risk of phimosis, which not only prevents sex, but makes cleaning under the foreskin and passing urine difficult and painful, as well as greatly increasing the risk of penile cancer and geriatric problems.
Enhanced sexual pleasure: It is reported that the sexual experience is more intense for circumcised males and that the man can better control his arousal when the glans is thus exposed. Some men and women also feel that the circumcised penis is more aesthetic.
In addition, circumcision:
Reduces the risk of inflammation and infection of the skin of the penis.
Substantially reduces the risk of urinary tract infections (UTIs), particularly in infancy.
Virtually eliminates the risk of invasive penile cancer.
Reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
Reduces the risk of being infected by HIV, the AIDS virus.
Provides substantial protection against thrush, syphilis, papillomavirus and chancroid.
Eliminates the need for later circumcision for medical reasons.(no one cares)
Hey maybe get the sand out of your vagina and google it further because the evidence is supported.
either calm down and scroll past it.
Maybe you should make a thread in /b/, dear. >>228268
Harsh but true.
Does anyone know what happened for him after high-school or did he go straight into MP training?
What happened after that? Did he just get Skye to start making videos and it went from there?
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Was just about to post this.
Onion makes it obnoxiously clear that he doesn't take her seriously.
I don't even think they'll bother going for marriage counselling with the way he's trying to appeal to her self-esteem.
I think he'll do everything in his power to get out of it, he won't want a therapist discussing his past relationships with them both.
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The graphic design section is killing me
Don't forget Onion's hugely successful iTunes chart topper of a dumb novelty album.
I get the impression that some of these professional YouTube personalities live way beyond their means. Even the ones from wealthier families. Gerg's credit score might be hilarious.
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All I can say is yikes
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Holy shit, he's such a fucking try-hard that it's embarrassing to read. His tweets are so contrived.
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im still new to this dramu so, he like, baked a turtle in a oven on purpose?
damn..thats scary if that wasnt sign enough something is wrong with him
Thank you for answering, anon.
Yeah, the recent shit is crazy. How he's behaving right now, posting everything from hating coffee drinkers to making bizarre unfunny jokes ( well, that's what he usually does, heh, but right now it looks extra distasteful ) to divert from what happened…It's insane. >>228402
I too thought it's probably true ( at least a lot of it ), because you can't put anything past Greg at this point.
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I thought Lainey might have actually come to her senses when she left him for molesting Billie Dawn Dingle. But nope, it's hopeless. This milk has turned sour.
oh god no. Greg is like a therapist's worst nightmare.
I mean, look at how he reacts to criticism. He would be screaming at a therapist and calling them a liar before they could even finish saying "maladaptive behavior"
Imagine how horrible it would be to actually have to deal with someone like Greg in your personal life. Now imagine that you have an actual obligation to treat him with kid gloves because if you don't he'll storm out and continue to abuse his wife.
>>228409>that forced, pinched smile
Girl love yourself.>>228413
All the comments are just repetition of what Greg says. His fans are mindless.
Let's not forget it's suddenly all about cuddling. He mentioned that far more than the ass-breasts massage, helping Lain pack, issues of consent, texts he exchanged with Billie, wanting to kiss her, etc.
Suddenly all of that is massively downplayed and L. is the one over-reacting because of some innocent friendly cuddling.
he also told her he wanted to cuddle because he was aroused.
like, c'mon. you can't pretend this shit isn't sexual when you're fucking using it to get off.
It's so disgusting to see the fans slobber over these two because they're the "perfect couple" or some shit. You know deep down all these people will get into/already are in some terrible relationships.>>228416
He downplays the hell about the ass/titty massage, kiss and everything else by drowning it out with the word "cuddling" and being vague as fuck everywhere but the video. Now if anyone points this out he can say he was totally honest because it's technically out there for anyone to see. It sounds stupid but it worked.
>>228420>because it's technically out there for anyone to see
Yup, you're right. I think even the video was meant to be deceiving, however. All over the place cuts, spastic, sounding like he's reading a pharma med warning…It's extremely easy to miss half of what he's saying unless you read the transcript.
Thinking they're the "perfect couple" is sad, vomit inducing and just goes to show how impressionable his fans still are.
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I know it's a long shot, but now gurg has turned on billie with the anti-coffee tweets so clearly aimed at her, is there any way we could we lure her to this thread for some lulzy information on him/what actually happened that night?
Now watch his tweets turn to how beautiful Lainey is for the next few months (^_^), they're in the honeymoon stage of the abuse cycle allllll over again.
He probably licked the tears from her face as he was fucking her during make-up sex.
Like Hell are they going to see a marriage counsellor, you can tell by his face in that Instagram photo that he feels he's already back in the driving seat of their relationship.
There will be no therapy taking place, this is a cycle that never ends, he doesn't have to ever apologise to her because she's a fucking doormat.
Lainey's "friends" have been useless in all of this because Lainey never fucking listens, not to her parents, not to her friends, NOBODY but Gerg… once a crazy fangirl, always a crazy fangirl.
He's now gonna push and push and push with her to see how much he can get away with, she is definitely Shiloh #2 in that regard because they must of broken up over 15 times before it was finally over - and her mother had to FORCIBLY take her passport from her to stop her from going back to Gerg.
She has absolutely no control over him whatsoever, they won't seek marital help, they'll both just continue being unsalvageable, miserable, disgusting fuckers who purposely cause drama between themselves because they are addicted to make-up sex which they enjoy exhibiting for all their damaged, underaged fans to see.
You're not & I don't even drink coffee.>>228426
Even if therapy takes place nothing will come out of it. Perhaps it even has the potential to make things worse.>Greg sits there, downplays everything, lies like usually>plays the role of a loving husband as everyone who's this much of a manipulative narcissist usually does>L is afraid to say anything much in therapy>He walks away as the good guy
I've never seen his vegetarian body video, but I've heard about it. And it always played out in my head that he's screaming "VEGETARIANNNNNN!!11" into the camera. Somehow, I think if someone were to bring up everything to him, he'd be doing the same thing, but this time screaming "CUDDLINGGG!1!!"
Seriously though, we all know he paints himself in a better light by downplaying events. Kinda sad to think that the things that he let known were just the more "innocent" or "acceptable" of the things that probably happened.
can someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with these people
like jesus fucking christ
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I honestly don't feel anything for Taylor anymore, no sympathy, nada… just apathy and disgust.
I think she's just as much as a bad influence on her young fans as Onion is, and I no longer care for their fans well-being either.
I think I'm gonna go back to being a milk-loving farmer instead of an empathetic fool regarding anything and everyone related to Onion now, I just no longer care because they make my skin crawl too much.
Just bring me all the delicious milk from them so I can feel more grateful and thankful for my own friendships, relationships and life, because theirs is miserable as shit.
It's hard to explain, but I'll give it a go.
Sometimes couples will bitch at each other, get into arguments, do or say hurtful things to each other - and once they've calmed down, they're both sorry and because they're professing their love and apologies to each other, they'll get aroused and have sex, and sometimes it will feel like they've fallen in love all over again.
In normal situations and functional relationships, this can be normal because everyone has a "lover's tiff" now and then in a long term relationship.
BUT, in abusive relationships - partners will purposely cause arguments especially when one of them is a controlling cunt, because it's more satisfying than the sex they usually have, it becomes all they can get off to because the relationship has become passionless and thus becomes an addiction.
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Why does lil onion care so much about others being straight edge? I mean I think pot or a few beers wouldn't stop him being a cunt I think he'd just get cuntier. Also that fag looks too real to be fake just saying
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She looks like a dickhead, quite literally.
Gerg has always been reprehensible when it comes to sex. He has a history of pressuring his exes into sex, hurting his exes during sex and being hypersexual to the point of leaving them in pain after sex.
That on top of his fetish for underage girls, his humiliation and cucking fetish, using manipulation to get sex, habit of cheating, and overly controlling nature… he'll pretty much stoop to any level to get sex out of someone and at the time, Lainey didn't want any part of it…
He said himself he was really disappointed he didn't get his threesome, so he took it out on Lainey and fucked Billie instead to get her jealous. There were photos posted on her snapchat of herself and Gerg half naked, so it's pretty obvious they fucked to make-up.
Also considering how much they air their drama online instead of, y'know… talking to each other in person (they live in the same house for fucks sake) like any other sane couple would do, they work each other up into arguments, this time with Billie though he took it to the extreme, and he'll continue to play this game with her to get what he wants from her because otherwise, their abusive relationship is dead and buried.
nah mate, surely even Lainey isn't that much of an idiot
(although the way this whole situation is playing out, I wouldn't be surprised if she is)
Ah, sorry… I meant Lainey posted half-naked pics of herself and Gerg on her snapchat a day or so after she left.
I re-read that and saw where it could get confusing, apologies!
(So many mistakes this morning, I need coffee.)
Yeah, I know… I think the whole "cuddling" bullshit and what it actually entailed, especially coming out of his own mouth would've been enough, but I don't think there's any helping her anymore.
Like I mentioned earlier on, he broke up with Shiloh more than 15 times, let that sink in… 15 times; before her mother could intervene.
No normal person breaks up that many times in a relationship and can feel it's still a healthy and happy one.
I think it's gonna be the same case with Lainey, I think her parents still live in New Mexico and with her being all the way up in Washington, I don't think they can do much… unless at some point she does something to piss Gerg off and he kicks her out (a' la Shiloh) and she HAS to return to her family, then I think that's the only time she'll be able to get help from them like Shiloh's mother was able to once Shiloh returned to Canada.
Reminder that he was raised by this thing and had no real father figure. His mother is full on insane.http://vamchoir.tumblr.com/https://web.archive.org/web/20111006162048/http://vampirereview.blogspot.com/https://web.archive.org/web/20090508154557/http://suntigermojo.com/https://web.archive.org/web/20160118203558/http://psychicsuntiger.blogspot.com/
This woman actually believes she is legitimately psychic and legitimately reads people's minds and shit. She actually legitimately believes that she can talk to ghosts, use massage therapy to hear people's thoughts, and other delusional shit.
Nah, he fucked her and pretended things were okay. His mom is really fucking insane >>228497
he was molested as a kid and that's now why he pretends to be a vegan and an atheist. Edgelord points are worth double!
*Eerily similar to mine
This fucker makes my blood boil.
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So, I was looking at her tumblr and legit thought this was greg at first.
Damn. She reminds me of Katherine Marion but a little more stable and not super vegan.
If her videos were a little more interesting I'd send her to h3h3 but they're just so short and… weird?
It's nice to hear you turned out ok, anon.
If you're a woman, there's a chance that it might have affected you differently than it did to Grease because of gender.
But either way, his shitty childhood is no excuse to prey on vulnerable teenagers and just generally be a shitty human being.
What happened to him was awful, but what he's doing now is just as bad. He's become a predator himself.
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So I remember someone asking where he said he had BPD. He did write it a long time ago on his facebook. I think this was back in 2011. I don't want to derail with any stupid debates about this shit, just saying he claimed to have it.
It's pretty difficult to estimate how many people actually have any of the cluster b personality disorders, because the way they make people behave makes them unlikely to be diagnosed.
But as far as I know, BPD is diagnosed in women far more than in men, yeah. I've seen a lot of talk about the reasons for this being rooted in sexism or double standards for what's normal for genders but idk.
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This is from back in 2011, when Adrienne and Shiloh had become friends and were ripping on Onision on fb.
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PART TWO OF THAT. It's pretty funny actually.
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So Shiloh wrote this a long time ago. Do you think he might start this type of cycle with Billie and Lainey? I mean, I don't see Lainey and him lasting. I just wonder if the only reason he stayed with Lainey was because he didn't want to financially suffer - or because he was afraid of the backlash from fans? or?….
Billie certainly wasn't turning him down.
This was right when he broke up with Adrienne. He used his BPD self-diagnosis to try to manipulate her into getting back with him, but then basically dropped it when that didn't work.
I would say regardless of whether or not he actually has BPD, he definitely has a lot more wrong with him on top of that. And even beyond whatever clusterfuck of disorders he has, he has had more than enough time and justification to seek out any treatment whatsoever.>>228588
It's relatively rarely diagnosed, but there's evidence to suggest that the disorder still occurs in similar proportions.
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OH MY GOD. SO MUCH THIS!
I hate self-diagnosis.
However, most therapists don't want to fucking bother because borderlines can't stick to anything.
He just needs to hit rock bottom, and since he has e-fame, he will never be alone.
Most borderlines get their shit together once they realize no one truly wants to put up with them, but he has an endless supply of teen girls, just waiting to turn 18 so they can have a shot.
He's a monster, I have BPD, I have found my place. But this dude is a fucking monster.
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He made a video about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAQDA8rvXwE
It's amazing how stupid he is, because he diagnosed himself with it before even reading what criteria you have to meet to have BPD. One of the criterias you must have is self-harm, which he thinks is a "stupid choice" for "attention whores"
I think that's supposed to be sarcasm.
Although his mind seems to have stopped developing in high school, so who knows?>>228615
>sometimes, with all the filters you use.
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When ur freshly 17 and waiting for your greasy daddy to put a ring on it.
is that lainey?!
did he really get her pregnant at 17?
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He posts shit like this to give the illusion of ~perfect marriage~ all the time.
Didn't Amanda Todd kill herself by drinking bleach?
Gorg isn't always in the front car of the relevancy train, imo.
For a while I didn't think she was actually staying with him back in their house, because of stuff like this. Until pictures came from her, anything Onision posts was old shit cause he wanted it to seem like she was totally over it.
I can't keep my hopes up, but I truly hope she's only staying to cool the fire down while she gets her shit in order to fully dump his ass all at once. In the mean time I hope she keeps low key calling his bullshit like this.
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Didn't Greg just post something like this on Twitter? Shiloh posted this years ago. Weird? Or is this song lyrics lmao.
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One of Lainey's closest friends has been going OFF on onion since he cheated.
When Lainey would post emo lyrics, implying something is up with her and Gurg, fans would always comment something like:>It can't be Onision. He is the most perfect husband!!! His love is eternal!!! Lainey, love him more!
So that's why Greg doesn't need a cult, he already got one.
Try going to the Onision forums and post something about him that's not in a complete positive light (it doesn't even have to be negative). His rabid fans will attack and mock you.
Yup. His whole spiel is "looking younger ( or rather, creating the illusion ) than his age to appeal more to the fanbase".>As soon as he's so wrinkly even 5 lbs of makeup, filters, and photoshop can't help him, he's going to have a huge breakdown
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It's also funny how he's doing everything to distance himself from what happened.
I wouldn't be surprised if his next post is:
You eat lettuce?
Ever thought of not eating it and saving money, you lettuce addicted idiot?
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It's really just the type of clothing anon, sparing that there isn't much comparison. Stevie is a much better looking guy than Grungle and he quite obviously takes care of his appearance and hygiene more often than Grungle ever seems to.>>228734
Agreed. They're roughly the same age and Stevie's barely showing signs of being quite near thirty. He can easily pass for being around twenty three still. Really he just looks tired all of the time lol. Gurnk looks he's entering his mid forties with alcohol problems.
Ouch, that's an insult lmao. Too bad Gribble's life reflects hard on his appearance. An old creep that tries hard to look young to appeal to children.>>228740
Stevie's long hair makes him look young too. Murder my vagina, tbh.
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play me a song bby
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You threw a shitfit when Billie did the same though, didn't you?
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This is making me watch his Gerg rant videos again. Shit is still gold and on point.
No he wouldn't because he's a vegetabletarian or w/e, and so lettuce is one of the only things he can eat.
I dunno though he strikes me as being more of a cheetos and pop tarts vegetarian than into anything healthy.
I know, I meant all of it more in the lines of -insert something insignificant-/bitch about it.
I'm not sure if I even believe he's vegan/vegetarian/whatever.
This guy lied about so many things in his life. There's so much dirt on his hands. If it turned out he's lying about this too ( or is far from being as militant about it irl as he is in his videos at the very least ) I wouldn't be surprised at all.
I know we're going back into the personality disorder discussion, and I'm no psychiatrist, but this is pretty much why I don't think Greg has BPD, or if he does, maybe it overlaps with something else.
If you watch the video he posted when he cheated, he doesn't seem to feel any remorse for it. He pretends to be sorry, tweets a bunch of shit about how he doesn't deserve his perfect amazing beautiful wife, and as soon as she's lured back into his web of bullshit, he acts as if nothing happened.
He's a classic abuser, and I don't doubt he's got some kind of cluster b going on, but the BPD thing was just an excuse for his shitty, abusive behaviour.
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I find the lol here to be awesome. Now they just need to add the new additions - Lainey and Billie. This guy is a hot ass mess and I LOVE it.
So onison just uploaded a video about how lainey kicked him out of his house for groping the tits of some women he was doing a skit with..
And how he left - went to this womens house (is staying there)… and did stuff with her. Because he has needs that need to be fulfilled which lainey doesnt fulfill. Oh and he might be bisexual.
lol its too funny. link to vid:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsrey5Ivz9c
Absolutely just a joke video trying to string the drama along. You're an idiot for thinking otherwise. Also for posting the direct link.
I just don't even know anymore
"AS A LEGITIMATE FILMAKER" doesn't even sound like he's trying to be serious, not to mention talking about his needs and prostrate.
But on the otherhand, his venomous way of saying 'my wife' sounds pretty legit. I don't even know anymore.
Maybe she did leave him or just confirm that she would and so he's milking it for all he can? But in that case I imagine he'd think of a better story that would frame him as a victim other than 'I groped someone and took it up the ass, Lainey my wife never did my ass, I have needs'.
It's disgusting, he's playing for attention and we're giving it to him technically. I feel so ashamed.>>228954
He has something to gain by it, ie it's probably a joke or something in his eyes
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Greg has been fucking crazy for a long time. Check out his paranormal powers from an old profile.
Uh, that is clearly a joke. That's why it's not on his speaks channel. It's also listed comedy.
He's doing it for VIEWS.
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so poor :~(
That's subjectively horrifying. Why would they think this is funny? Willing to bet he's legitimately got an Oedipus complex.
It's just so inappropriate and vile considering he was actually abused as a child.
….Hooooooly shit whaaaaaat?
Did NOT expect this! I mean yeah, I always felt like he was actually bi/gay, but holy fuck… Bro, you keep making all the wrong choices.
I agree he is using this whole event just to rack up the $$$. But I am seriously starting to think they actually did break up and it wasn't a stunt… because making a video like this is way too weird to make while faking the end of a relationship. It's basically tarnishing their relationship past the point of ever being able to mend. (Because according to him, he had sex with someone else this time.)
If they "get back together" after this, then it really was all fake because there is no way in hell things would pan out like this.
I would not be surprised if parts of his recent video were fake but I am inclined to believe they are splitting up for real now (unless Lainey gets back together with him, which would just prove it was all fake for views.)
He literally set it up, so he could touch the girls tits, then get Lainey on purpose angry, so he could have an excuse to get fucked in the butt and his fans would defend him.
I bet his fans are going to call Lainey a homophobe for not wanting to peg him.
We should have seen it coming, we already knew he was watching weird hentai. It was probably full of futas or some shit.
He is ruining his family, so he can be fucked in the butt.
Wow, gone for a day and a few anons are already shitting up the thread.
If you want to talk about Billie and her fucking hair extensions, there's a thread in /snow about her.
Also, please don't post direct links to Onion's videos.>>229030
The best anti-O blog I know of is DONTSTANDSOCLOSETOME's, I think they're one of the admins for the Eoliveson Tumblr page… I feel it has more information on there, it's all dated for reference and he constantly gets his pages reported by Onion fangirls.
It's a hoot.http://d0ntstandsoclosetome.tumblr.com/
Idk anon I don't think I've ever met a straight edge person who doesn't project their own inability to control themselves onto other people. When Greg says shit like
>People who drink coffee are all bitch addicts!
he's just highlighting the fact that for him, control and moderation of his habits is impossible. So it must be for everyone else too (Because lol what is empathy) You can either drink coffee and be an addict, or abstain completely. There is no middle ground; classic splitting.
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I've been trying to not mention it because OT but yeah, my abusive ex is a militant straight edger because before that he was a total wreck of an alcoholic. He goes around shouting that people who drink are pathetic and dumb just because he can't be trusted to drink responsibly. Makes you think of the homophobe in American Beauty.
Greg has control issues coupled with the such an insane inferiority complex that he probably gets jealous even of inanimate objects. I bet he doesn't even hate coffee, just hates that more people like coffee than they like him.
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How I feel when he talks about his marriage.
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"I'm not the victim."
Yes, we know onion, you abusive fuck.
You're a fucking predator.
what the actual fuck did i just watch.
1. wanting your prostate tickled doesn't make you gay/bi
2. good for lainey to get a house
3. how long was he single for? like 4 days? Some people dont have shits for 4 days, let alone need a new partner in 4 days. what the fuck.
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I can't find the page via fb search. I can post a few screens but they're just people celebrating in this group. I wouldn't be suprised if it gets republished but at least it'll annoy him.
I do think it's fake, but it's like…holy fuck? You're joking about this and turning it into mockery even with everything that happened not so long ago?
Mentioning your child even in this video?
It's fucking sickening.
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LOL the bitch sockpuppets herself saying good things about her… wtf
Wasn't that a fair while ago?
Anyway, it's over now. There's not much else to say other than he's an abusive prick and may or may not have various mental disorders.>inb4 someone else pops in to defend BPD sufferers for no reason or some shit like that
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New tweet from Onion
What an idiot, posting Lainey's ex's full name publicly. I'm sure he'll get shit for this too. He's such a cunt.
It's extremely terrifying that these literal children are saying she's not being a good wife because she won't do something she isn't comfortable with sexually. Imagine he made her do it anyway, that's rape. But ofc, that's not something Grunk has done before now, is it.
It's not the 1800's, 'wifely' duties is BS. If you're not sexually compatible, there's nothing you can do but LEAVE.
LEAVE, LAINEY. JFC.
>her fault for not filling her duties as a WIFE.>This person implies they're over 20
Why do people like this exist?
Pls anon, no more
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Wow, from one abusive bf to another.
Abuse victims, especially young ones, often get stuck in a cycle and seek out people who have those same tendencies because, without realizing they seek out abusive people, it feels comfortable and familiar.
If that isn't an indication she should get out asap I don't know what is. FFS sure she is young and dumb, but you'd think someone would present her with this?
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Apparently she was the one to encourage him posting it?
Once he cheats on her again ( I'm giving it 3 months tops ) and leaves her, it's giving the fanbase one more reason to be abusive towards Lamo afterwards.>look how abusive your ex was, you lost such a good man ( Gergles )>stream of insults>you'll never find a person like Greg again
Seeing how she's all fine and dandy about what was posted she brought this on herself this time.
If he's not going to give details to you, he's not going to give them to anyone else. It sounds like he moved on ages ago, regardless of how pissed off he was at her back then.
Right now he's probably dealing with all of their fans bombarding him with shit anyway.
What was even the reason for Lainey bringing him up out of the blue after 3 years anyway? It sounds like even she is trying to distract attention away from her psychopathic husband… she's probably forgiven him by now and just wants to settle back into her routine.
Eoliveson already talked to him years ago. I can't find it, but I remember he talked about how he was with her when her obsession with onision developed, watched her get more and more obsessed, and she left him for onision.
I also found this when I searched for Eo's posthttp://pastebin.com/NLUEhku5
That sounded so reasonable until they referred to the Lainey/Greg age difference as evidence of her 'maturity'.
As a person in a long-term relationship with a large age difference, it's often less the maturity of the younger party and more the immaturity of the older…
That pastebin post may be all good and true…from an outsiders perspective.
But Onionboy, and I'm not even talking about all the shit he's done in the past himself and to his exes… but he has humiliated lainey on twitter a few times and been very distant on live chats as well as this recent event where he cuddled and massaged another woman. ANd he's controlling and rude. And I'm sure there's way more he's done that's not public. He's not a saint in the least. He is just as bad, probably even worse.
what a pair of creeps… (he and gurg)
you sure know how to pick 'em Lainey!!!
Honestly, this guy seems just as bad as Greg. Sure, Lainey's a fucking idiot, but there is absolutely no way to justify sending someone the shit he sent her.
Let's not let the fact Greg and Lainey are shitty people obscure the fact that this guy is clearly a shitbag, too.>>229134
To be fair, he seems to have tried to get back in touch with her a few days ago, judging by the dates.
Having said that, Greg clearly only decided to share the messages in a piss-poor attempt to deflect the shitstorm he's been getting lately over being an abusive, disloyal sack of crap.
Mostly just her profile pics/a few posts
The interesting posts are probably private
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Onionboy actually looks like an onion without all his makeup and filters lmaoo
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Looney's eyebrows make her look like Gargoyle here
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Before her fakeboi phase, this look (disregard stupid eyebrows) used to suit her well.
Yes, they are. It's just a petty excuse to justify their own bs.
My bf's mother used to date a 16 yo, but when i meet her the guy was already 19. She used to say that "age is just a number" and that she doesn't feel like a 40 something woman. I always found it revolting.We don't have contact with her anymore.
I prefer it over the 5 pounds of make up, excessive use of filters, lighting, etc., simply because that's what he actually looks like. I don't mind make up and some filter work, but we can all probably agree that he over-does it heavily.
Now, can you imagine that
bare face trying to manipulate his very teenage audience in his usual manner, though? It would have worked for about half an hour.
Man I give up. I was trying to post a screen cap to not encourage people to go to his page but I accidentally left my icon in the screen cap. (I guess looking back it wasn't a huge deal anyway, it was stolen art haha.) I think deleting it and trying to upload a new one made it seem like I was spamming, sorry farmhands.
Anyway, what I have been trying to say this entire time is the video is confirmed a prank/fake.
He uploaded it in his "Prank Videos" playlist.
As I was saying, I hope he loses a lot of followers for pretending to be bi and pretending that he slept with someone while separating his wife for views.
Sorry yes, that is what I meant, that the most recent video is fake.
I agree that he was unfaithful about something, whether it was sleeping with Billie or "cuddling." But since Lainey and he are still acknowledging each other on twitter, I would not be surprised if she went back to him.
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Ayy, Luiza seems to be exactly the type I mentioned here. >>229211
Falling for an illusion.
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Awww… aren't they cute?? <3
what a bunch of retards!!
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Worst kind. Very young, very impressionable, deluded and extremely shallow. I would like to believe that when you reach a certain level of maturity, most of his by then older fans can see through the bullshit and the manipulation.
When that happens, there's a whole new batch of younger teens ready to be sucked in, sadly.
It's not going to last for that much longer. His marriage drama ( bound to continue and fail at some point ) and his looks eventually deteriorating even more as he ages up.
The bullshit that just keeps on piling and piling up as it is…eventually it's going to stop working.
Can you imagine him "maturing", quitting the "foreverteen" spiel and trying to go for an older demographic?
HAHALOLNOPE.jpg because it would never work.
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justifying why he let Taylor left home.
Idk, I thought that if you really care about someone you don't emotionally/sexually manipulate them, help them pack when it all fails, give another girl a nude tit/ass massage, try to kiss them…I mean CUDDLE.
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Mmmm… around the same time she said she was bisexual, she said she was always bi-curious in the past, but thought she was never fully bisexual.
The whole genderfluid shite happened around the same time she finally decided she was bisexual, so sometime early last year I think.
Okay please bear with me because I'm new to this Onion guy and kind of retarded.
Taylor = Lainey = Onion's current wife, right? And she's leaving, even for just a bit? That sounds to me like it's a good thing.
Reading through this and the previous thread, all I could think of was how bad I feel for their son. The wife is being a dumbass by taking Gerg back and giving in to his abuse, and the only way the child is going to be okay is if she takes him and skedaddles back to her own family. Lainey seems like someone who’s mentally still a child herself and obviously Greg and his loopy mother should never be responsible for raising any living thing, so best case scenario this baby gets raised by his maternal grandparents while Lainey gets her shit together.
It always breaks my heart to see these cycles of abuse happening and I just can’t see a good future for the son if he’s raised anywhere near his creepy gaslighting manipulative father. Lainey may still grow up, but Gerg isn’t ever going to change for the better.
She left Greg's house when she found that Gerg cuddled Billie.
Gerg helped her pack her stuff. If he loves his wife as much as he says, he should've left the house and kicked out Billie out, but no, he's justifying himself and tweeting that he did it because he loves Taylor. He's a selfish piece of shit.
Of course that she's better out of that house and without that manipulative piece of shit, but that doesn't justify that he got rid of Taylor and his chil/dren to fuck Billie.
(Sorry, english is not my native language)
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He posted this on twitter back in the day. I guess he doesn't feel that way now.
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At first I was like, this is sad.
Then I thought this could be photoshopped for the symphony police.
But then I looked at the dates.
This might imply that Lainey cheated on him with Onionboy.>2014
Lainey might have still been in contact.
Why are you posting old dirt?
Onionboy is trying to make himself look good for his next child-bride.
It is posted on his main channel, so it is NOT serious and intended to be comedy.
He is mixing up truth with comedy to confuse everyone about the facts. Non-comedy videos are generally on his speaks channel, everything else is crap.
This makes me want to write some over-the-top fan comments like
"You taught me to love again, cured my dog's cancer, got my parents back together, etc" Maybe his fans are really just trolls..
you missed the part they're saying he's "OMG SUCH A BIG PERSON" "100% TRUE AND HONEST"
hahahahaaha… they're hillarious.
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Wtf, these two motherfuckers are so damn confusing.
Are they together or not? They're so cryptic.
He added it to his "pranks" playlist and it's under the category comedy.
His idiot fans will now claim the whole thing is a joke so they let Greggles off the hook, which is part of his plan. Some will believe it but he'll just say hurrr its a prank broo
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Again (I'm such a retard)
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Yeah, Plainey, what are you doing? Do you really want to remember that you were totally wrong to be upset about some butt cuddling?
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pls break up pls break up pls break up
It's funny him saying she made him live when we know in reality, if anything happened, he would call the cops to have her removed from HIS house in an instant.
I can imagine him doing that smug, slow, calm douchebag voice that people do when they wanna make you look like a crazy overreacting bitch, even when they've done something massively fucked up to get you mad in the first place.>>229602
It's all I want right now.
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ugh, of course he liked this
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Flynn Rider is supposed to be in his early 20's, not 26. Gerg is really pulling shit out of his ass to justify being a creep
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Oh Rachel, you crazy old cow.
Since you mentioned having a husband, I'm pretty sure you are too old for Gurgie.
How are you even on cow when you clearly can't even understand a dumb comment is just a dumb comment
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Feeling second hand embarrassment.
Late to the party, but I found this dude's FB and on Jan 27th, he posted a series of butthurt statuses about being alone, and missing a girl. He was probably talking about Taylor.
She would have been with this guy when she was 17, probably even younger. No fucking wonder this girl has no idea how a real relationship works.
Funny though how she can recognize her past relationship as abusive, and not her current one…
I think I mentioned earlier in this thread that the majority of his fans seem to be self-hating women.
This makes me sad.
>>229805>fans seem to be self-hating women.
Oh for sure. When I was a fan, many moons ago, I didn't recognize how fucked in the head he truly was either.
When Sk/Sh went down it was a real eye opener for me personally.
>>229964>His fanbase is so horribly delusional, it's scary.
Yup. I bet he could cheat on Lain again tomorrow and his fans would be defending him, especially after that abomination of his last video.
He already planted the seed of "Lain doesn't take care of my needs" in their heads, even if a joke ( which a lot even failed to recognize and just posted L. abuse anyway ).
I still can't believe how such a large number of people can be so blind.
He is like a Jesus figure, a deity to them. He can't be wrong, it's the others!
Reminder: It's easier to catfish broke men than it is to do so to creepy assholes with disposable money pouring out their asses like Onion.
( Hopefully the alimony will take care of whatever he has left)
In order to get him, you'll need a younger sister you'd be willing to sacrifice to get his attention.
At this point , if this is all real anyway, he'd be cautious of any girl who's old enough (16~Every age after) and smart enough to use him to catapult into e-fame.
15 is not a child. That's more than a year old enough to have graduated high school for many. They're old enough not to be this stupid, but they choose to listen to cunts like him, anyway. And? The second person is over 20 and has major mental issues.
Also, it's not rape to tell someone to finger your ancient crusty bunghole in otherwise consensual sex. At most it's abusive. ~Literally~!!1 making a joke out of real rape.
Idiot, Bisexuality just means you're attracted to either sex, it doesn't mean you want both at the same time.
Please give me strength.
I dunno, it just sounds mostly like fucking nonsense to me, some screaming, some PETA shite, some other shite, something subtlety about bisexuals and cheating…
He's a fucking loon, I can never understand his videos because of his shitty communications skills, sorry for not catching what you did?
It'd be actually great if anyone here with a throwaway Twitter account can ask Onion if his greatest comedic influences are Russell Howard and Russell Brand.
Bonus points for telling him he's copying Pewdiepie's OTT wackiness to appeal to underaged girls.
You did it three times above with the BI video, now you're doing it again with posting that RE: RE: I BETRAYED MY WIFE video twice again.
I've already said sorry. I was't aware that the link is still in the URL. Chill. Not the end of the world.
its actually a Re: Re: Re: I Betrayed My Wife
I forgive you, anon.. in fact, I didn't know if you embed a video it will stay in the reply box fields, so I'll keep an eye on that myself.
Wait, he's made a THIRD video now?
He's like an onion in a sense that the filters and makeup are just layers of him!
I missed that whilst raging about video spam, forgives me.
Wow, he just wants to focus on those tweets her ex made 3 years ago. He's so wooden looking as he's talking about it all, is this meant to be his "serious-face"?
So. Many. Cuts.
That slight smirk right at the end… can I piss in his eye now?
my god, could you imagine if shes knocked up
would be too good
Apparently Lainey got a lot of hate from his comedy video so now he is "revealing" it to be fake.
His stupid fans however now think that the entire cheating issue and all " I Betrayed My Wife" videos are a big fake for the lulz.
Well fucking done.
I thought he also might be trying to find the true and honest fans, those who are the most loyal aka how to choose his next victim.
I was hoping this would lose him fans since he's jerking them around and hiding his cheating, once again but apparently they're mostly dumb teens and young adults. No hope for them.
My favourite responses.
..so not even the tip, or a little "SUCK MI?!"
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Why do his fans have to be so stupid?
"Stay out of his personal life?" Don't put it out there and we will, that's how it works.
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Someone is triggered by mean farmers. Does Taylor even have a thread or is someone pissed that we've called her a retarded cunt a few times?
Hold me anon, that screen shot triggered
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Yes, the non-believers must leave. Only his true future wives will stick with him through anything.
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I thought he spent all the time taking selfies and never getting in the shower. He loves taking all those naked shower selfies where his hair is always dry.
Didn't someone come out and say that everytime Gerg took showers he masturbated? I can't remember who it was or where I heard that from.>>230366
Seems like it, I'm actually very surprised since I'd figure he'd be keeping her as a back up.
Well, avoiding strocking his own ego was too hard I guess :"look, young ass totally wanted to fuck but I said no!"
What an jerk.
probably has an oily skin type, doesn't know how to take care of his skin properly, won't wash his makeup off right, and slaps the wrong kind of moisturizer on.>>230376>>230368
it was definitely one of his exes that said it, just can't remember who.
My third fave response, I love you anons.
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Gahhhhhh!!! I clicked on the spoiler, I clicked it.
Since he thinks of himself as an "actor" all that facepaint and shit clogs his pores and he sleeps in it.
Day after day, until he has his wanky showers.
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Lainey made a statement about that.
I would be so pissed if I were her…
Ah, the ol' communication through negative and positive reinforcement trick.
He's smart, she's stupid.
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HAHAHAHAHA! WILL HE BALLS!
They'll keep real quiet about that because they won't go, and if they DO go, he'll make a mockery video out of it.
Id rather acid wash my entire body and then roll in salt.
I feel like he'd leave your body covered in a film of grease and sweat.
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>>230282>Would any of you actually hatefuck Gerg
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I'd fuck Greg with the aid of this
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Sad to tell you… but… your friends kinda hate you…
Tbh I don't understand the point of hatefucking.
And he disgusts me on so many levels.
And even if he didn't disgust me, I'd be too old for him anyway since I'm not a teenager anymore and he's a paedo.
hahaha what a fag
man this kid is a high schooler for life
HAHAHA HOLY FUCK WHATTTTTTTT
this is a prank right
Looks like it's made out of porcupine quills, which are sharper than hypodermic needles, but covered in little backwards facing barbs (Like a cat penis, but microscopic ) which cause micro-tears in the flesh as you remove them.
This is a pain dildo with a lot of thought put into it
At this point, he's trying to see how much she can take before she just break down.
It's his thing.
You know that typical boyfriend thing where he knows he's mildly pissed you off so he cracks and bunch of jokes and kisses ass until you can't stay mad anymore? Gerg's doing exactly that. Only he didn't mildly piss Lainey off, he broke his vows and acted like an asshat.
But I don't know what else I expected from him really.
I love how even to this day, not a single motherfucking fan ever has once questioned why he doesn't have a dad.
Look at that fucking woman. She's doing what her son is: rebelling against her treatment as a youth. Look at how unkempt those dreads are, and the fucking facial piercings. You know those are constantly infected. I don't want to sound TOO hypocritical since I'm getting my first initially tattoos and piercing soon, but seriously this bitch is like 56 years old I think, wear it well or fucking hang it up and stop hating mom and dad.
There is no way ever that people in her condition stay married because they're just such a mess. I have relatives like that, and they're insane. They're psychotically demanding, psychotically codependent, and psychotically emotionally abusive. They'll treat their husbands like shit 24/7 and then play the victim in public around people who don't give a shit whatsoever, making themselves look even nuttier. D0NTSTANDS0CL0SET0ME actually tracked down her ex husband and apparently the guy had to go all out to serve her divorce papers because she fled and tried to force him to stay married to her. Apple didn't even fucking fall off the tree in Gurg's family it seems.>>230480
Jesus wept, what the fuck is that terrifying thing. I almost don't want to know.
Here's my compilation anon.
Gergamel, Gerggity, Gerggums, Gribble, Gripe, Grunk, Grungle, Gurgle, Gurgoyle, Gurple
Most common/easiest: Onion, Garg, Gerg, Grig, Gorg, Grug, Grep, Gurp, Grok, Girk, Grub
Straight up Grease and Gag are the most fitting.
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can someone pls get the angsty scene girl here to spill what actually happened between her and gerg. potential milk.
Faking a tweet from Greg where he's saying that he slept with her (in like a dick-ish, joking way) and having a lot of people sending her the screenshot at once, as if he's deleted it?
Sounds too complicated I guess… Someone should befriend her.
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You know one day Onion is going to get vanned right? He's only going to get older and older and never mature out of 14 year old mindset or find women his own age attractive.
He'll try, he may even get some Lexi belle like girls who look way younger than they are, but in time that won't be enough. Mature conversations will turn him off, not being seen as a father figure will turn him off
and boom! caught in a park fucking a 13 year old in a Nissan Leaf
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I want it to be a bit more extreme. Gonk develops an inflationist fetish and pushes an air bubble into an underage fan he's injecting heroin into, while Taylor sits at home and tweets about how she's upset that some people were offended that she was breastfeeding her 12 year old.
Fucking hell, anon.
…I like it.
wouldn't even put it past Gonorrheon to have fucked a child already tbh>>232441
me too. i wonder why billie won't speak out, she's been getting so much shit over this whole thing.
I think her name is Taylor.
Gurg bequeathed the name "Lainey" unto her when she was deemed to be worthy of his affection.
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You know Onion's fan base sorta gives me a Jessie slaughter incident vibe.
Think about it even if 4chan and others hadn't gone after her…the rapid BOTDF fans were already calling for her head. for what? because some trailer trash tween got their husbando
Just as many idiots on Gurg's side would love for him to be single again so they can run a jailbait train.
He's 30. Or so he says anyway, but HSAnon from a few threads back can back this up unless Onion has been held back a few grades, which honestly wouldn't surprise me.
He looks about 45 tho cos his skin is absolutely rekt.
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I had a dream last night that while my boyfriend and I were packing up to move away, somebody on here had came across some "hidden Onion" tapes cause a stunt like this half-ass breakup had happened. In it, Onion had gotten Laney kicked out and Onion was making oh-woe-is-me-victim videos and trying to say Laney had gone crazy, she threatened him with a gun and all this crap; however the tapes revealed that Onion had gave her a gun and was trying to pester and tempt her into trying to hurt herself and trying to hurt him, etc. The whole farm was like going crazy, there was a stickied thread with like thousands of posts on it, it was beautiful.
A girl can dream…
It wouldn't surprise me if it actually came down to this in future honestly. Geez maybe psychic feeling dreams were just going around last night (although mine was about a former employer getting audited for not paying wages, but still another thing one could totes see happening irl.) I mean you've seen the videos with his other ex-wife going crazy. He would totally stage something like that again for more pity points.>>231919
I don't particularly like Billie, but yeah she's just a dumb kid who was manipulated by a 30-year-old, and maybe I would like her a bit if she spilled her side of the story. I'm surprised she hasn't yet tbh… like the whole truth not just stuff on her streams earlier. She seems the type to love drama.
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Quick and dirty shoop I did, I don't actually have twitter so not sure if it's completely accurate. Spam billie with "deleted" tweets from gurg, billie gets mad, spills delicious milk? could this work?
That sounds like something he'd tweet. I use http://www.lemmetweetthatforyou.com/
can't get it to save but you can still screenshot it.
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another one using that site.
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Anyone have socks?
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kek should I do it? also typing like that hurt my brain.
Side with her:
"Wow, what a fucking A-hole. He's obv talking about you…"
3 min late respond with:
"Fucking coward deleted it. w/e"
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I seriously can't believe how Lainey puts up with this pimple-faced, hypocritical manchild
Why do people listen and support this tit?
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>cutters are attention whores
>meat eaters should die
>don't wear makeup
>only use the pull out method
>shave your pubes for better penetration
>only monsters circumcise
Whilst I would love to see her reaction, don't do this.
Billie will just turn on us really badly as soon as she finds out it's fake and originated here, and then she'll never spill any deets. Go to PULL if you want to interact with Billie, we just watch from here.
that video pissed me off so much
she really just sits there and lets him mock the marriage counselling thing… like wtf she must be mental
more than likely he's just trying to get her to fuck off while putting himself in the right so he can move on
Gurg can't maintain a relationship with anyone who starts to mature whether it be physically or mentally
why do people listen to this twat? why must he have followers? why must he be relevant?
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One of his fans even followed his advice & got pregnant because of it. as expected, because seriously.
extreme tragicomedy that I would link if the forum thread they made hadn't gotten deleted.
He probably feels like it's a personal attack on him, insulting his intelligence with 'lies' about how you really look.
Cause the only reason any woman does anything is all for Grubby.
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>>233473>Cause the only reason any woman does anything is all for Grubby.
You got it. If they disagree, they have daddy issues.
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>>233667>"I only darken my eyebrows"
And mascara… and liner… and foundation… and 50+filters.
Sorry, reupped because I forgot to spoiler the image.
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the spoiler is not enough for his nightmarish face
Jesus Christ, Greg. It's pathetic enough when women
lie about how much makeup they wear.
>I don't give a fuck what people think!!! I just tell it like it is, you guize!!!
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Lainey posted this 1 hour after Gurgle had his Makeup rant
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>>233718>I only darken my eyebrows guise
Then what's is thishttps://youtu.be/IyBpuNKXnl0?t=14s
Mostly all women use makeup to express themselves and feel good/cool , not hiding themselves. It's always for a different reason but he's a typical guy who thinks women MUST WEAR MAKEUP FOR MENZ ATTENTION.
I fucking hate Gurg.
OOOOoooOOoOoOoHHH mY FUCKING GO D
HIS FANS ARE ALL LIKE 14 AND THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO WORSHIP GURPLE DON'T NEED TO PROCREATE THOSE STATISTICS ARE WILDLY OFF
DOES THIS COUNT AS TERRORISM
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WHAT DOES GREG CALL THE CONDOMS HE ACTUALLY USES?
She won't do it. He's groomed and isolated her, she might be extra dumb but she's still in a pretty standard abusive relationship. >>233931
Molestation is so funny.
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As if he can even tell the difference.
You know if you could make Vegan Gains or some other future school shooter to make a hate video on greg, it would be a sociopaths battle of fun.
Greg will never listen to a logical mature arguement but have a fellow sociopath take him on? would be awesome >>233872
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stop shitposting, guys. this isn't the time nor place.
back on topic, I find it funny that every time onion stain bashes something Lainey does/enjoys, she defends herself and manages to rile him up without even trying. he can't even admit he doesn't love his wife.
>Wish you loved your face like I do.
Wow, Gremlin pulls his default move of publicly belittling Lainey under the guise of "I wish you loved you like I love you" and she doesn't put up with his bullshit this time.
I hope she's starting to wise up. I'm probably being too idealistic here, but I really wish she was.
Hoax is what I believe, conspiracy theories be damned. All three of them got quite a few new followers during that week. Billie's stupidly coy livestream confirmed it in my mind.
Gurg was in a stagnant place before ~The Scandal~. Not even his Twitter trolling could hold attention for long.
>>233931>>parents, feed your kids compliments because maybe later in life they might not end up with a scumbag dude because they think that’s what they deserve.
I think this was aimed at Lainey.>>234393
At this point I think he’s damaged her more than his other girlfriends. She’s really been taken hostage, mentally. And everyone is watching and laughing at it. It’s kind of scary tbh.
Or has he maybe pre-recorded the stuff Lainey said and only now added the rest of the video? Or did she think this was going to be her chance to roast Gurg?
It just seems weird that she'd help him with making herself look even more stupid, just after he betrayed her. Could she really be such a high tier of Stockholm syndrome that she would help him destroy her?
If the abuse and manipulation is really that bad, then yes.
Also I will always wonder why Cyr and Onion are still friends. Greg has gone off on him a million times over stupid shit.
So Shiloh contacted Lainey when shit went down…to try to help her I guess.
And Lainey, being a stupid bitch, has shown that email to Gurg.
Now Gurg's newest video is about dissing Shiloh.
Lainey's just too stubborn and scared to leave now. Not to mention she knows all his fans would turn on her as they have before and she doesn't wanna lose her small amount of pseudo-internet fame. That and they have a kid so she's scared of them having no father.
But still, if she had any sort of brain she'd left a while ago. So I don't pity her. She's not an infant, she can leave any time and she should…if not soon, she will eventually.
Yeah I think he's trying to test his power over her and see if he can get her to stop wearing make up.
It;s like some straight up cult/mormon shit, "wearing make up advertises you as a whore!! Are you wearing that because you want attention from other men - am I not good enough?"
it's heavy mental and emotional abuse. really excited to see how many women their son grows up to kill or rape.
In the third thread, a few anons were actually wanting to get in touch with Shiloh about all this, they were told to leave her be as she's moved on with her life now.
There's no telling anons though when they want to stick their foot in without thinking it over first.
Lainey has always been a massive bitch, since she got together with him… which is why a lot of anons really don't like her.
She's extremely two-faced, uses people, crys wolf for views, makes stuff up for shits and giggles. She's basically the same as Shiloh was (if not worse) back when she was dating gurg.
No one deserves to be abused, no… but when some people think she's been innocent in all of this since the start, they're very mistaken, she's just as capable as Onion is with manipulating people.
agreed. lainey certainly isnt the angel some people act like she is
also, random side note, its gross that she calls him daddy… like fuck man. hes basically old enough to be and hes so gross
oh god hes bragging about choking his dad again
dude is such a faggot
I think Gerbsmack is gonna keep up his "I'm such a teen" act probably till 40 at which point he'll finally try to become a cult leader. I doubt he'd ever try to be the "old, wise" father. He's too much of a pedo to try and be a father figure. Then it'd be harder to get his next wife/gf after Lainey finally finally gets tired of this bullshit or he does something that pushes her over the edgege>>235180
But plastic surgery is for girls with daddy issues who hate themselves and were molested
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Grundle in 10 years, still preaching that girls should go completely natural while looking like this bitch
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Girl, brush your hair before you make a youtube video. ffs.
Honestly though this worries me. That retarded 12 year olds like him and look up to him, that he's got such influence over dumb kids, that they'll think he's right… I am so concerned.
WHERE ARE THIS GIRL'S PARENTS?
Plz don't insult Willem >>235890
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What I see when I watch this video.
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this just actually makes me feel really bad for her.
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she's clearly autistic
Yeah so let's maybe leave her alone…?
I didn't come here to read about Gurgoyle's retarded fans who clearly have issues. I came here to talk about Gurgoyle.
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Who uses more filters? Greg or Peter Coffin's wife?
Andddd we're at the Shane Dawson part…Double want to punch him.
Why's Gerglesum so obsessed with SD? Is it because Shane it so massively more popular? Is it because in a lot of videos he actually does seem waaaaaay more genuine than him?
Is it the money? Still butt hurt over previous "drama"? Fucking jealous prick.
Say what you will about him, but Shane was edgy and cringy but he knew when to stop and dial it back. When he vlogs normally he seems like a normal person with feelings and awareness.
Greg's entire thing has revolved around being edgy and offensive, which doesn't work well if you aren't very emotionally smart or in tune with what is just offensive but could be humorous to a certain crowd and what is just simply beyond that cusp. Sociopaths are not very good at this type of humor.
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I feel like onision has constant repeating phases where he won't shut up about a topic. It goes like
meat eaters-> religion-> true love -> ex girlfriends -> cutting wrists -> cutting dicks
rinse and repeat
Yeah I actually had the same feeling, she's incredibly sweet.
But I probably lurk lolcow so much that anyone who isn't an abject narcissist is an angel by comparison.
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>>mfw Lainey says she majored in psychology.
Sure thing Plainey.
Greg didn't even let you finish college.
I remember when she claimed she was going to a pre-med school and her dream was to become a pediatrician.
Never happened. She willingly decided to be trapped in Gurg's McMansion.
I love the part where he's going off about how it upsets him that shane dawson claims to love his fans, but at the same time says youtube is just a job, and uses his wife as an analogy.
Like honestly at this point we know Onion thinks his wife is just a job, why hide it if yr so focused on being "honest"?
It's lamey's video, but gerrgles talks the most as usual, provides like 2x as many answers to these questions, and also "wins" the challenge at the end, proving that he's the biggest victim.
poor little puppet girl lamey…
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Who the fuck is Levi?
Also, what the fuck did I just read??
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It's got to the point now that I've began to realise he's fully aware of how much of a hypocritical shithead he is, and does it on purpose because he knows he can get away with it.
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Doormats get what doormats want. Specifically, your husband giving scene whores naked body massages.
>>237196>he's fully aware of how much of a hypocritical shithead he is, and does it on purpose because he knows he can get away with it.
My dad's a malignant Narcissist, and that's exactly
the stage he's gone through after getting away with his abuse for many years now, so yeah; he's just complacent about how full of shit he is now and doesn't even care that he contradicts himself in the same sentence, so long as it goes against whatever you're saying to him. Even if you point it out, he just thinks it's funny now, and sneers at you.
I don't mean to personalblog, I'm just pointing out that it's the same as Gurgle's behaviour.
That was very insightful, I hope you're now free of that bullshit from your dad, anon.
It's been a fortnight now since the 'incident' between them both, right? From the sounds of things and the way he continues to be a slimy, narcissistic mofo, there's been no marriage counselling involved?
Two weeks is surely enough time to of had an appointment arranged and to have been seen to by now? Especially considering they have more than enough cash to get in there as soon as possible.
I just find it very unlikely they've made any such arrangements, but I do not know how marriage counselling works or how long you'd have to wait for an opening with them.
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She's got just as many mental problems as her husband does.
A topic came up today about V-loggers and I warned my friend away from Gringlefart.
>>(me) When I mean sharing "too much" about their lives, it's to a point where they thrive off it because there's something mentally wrong with them where they actually emotionally and mentally abuse their fans especially for views. I'm not talking about sane peoples here.
>>(friend) Oh, no, I haven't heard of that person. Of course any extreme would be unpleasant.
>>(me) never look him up, ever.
>>You would go absolutely ballistic. But I agree, the sweetest people can talk about their lives if they want to, that's absolutely fine. I guess I've become jaded because of being exposed to people who will do anything for attention for views, including abusing their own partners.
>>(friend) That's so awful
>>(me) It's even more awful when their wife of 4 years goes along with it, and gets upset with them cheating on them, only to be so addicted to praise from social media to stay with them.
>>Like I said, stay far, far away…there is so much fucking wrong with them both. At at least humiliation fetishists admit they're into that shit, they both just enjoy influencing their 12-18 fanbase for (not shits but) fucks and giggles.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh for fucks sake, it's still Gergles related. I facepalm so hard when an anon post something with 'my experience' ( again, still fucking related ) and the instant reply is huuur duur not yar diary. Stop being so autistic.>>237340
This is neat!
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I don't wear makeup guize. My face is just naturally orange. Promise.
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On a roll tonight. Instead of spending time with your wife and child, you bitch on Twitter about……everything.
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The guy is posting this on V day. Kek, I don't even.
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Reachingggggggg. Counting down seconds till he mentions coffee.
Careful gurgles, don't cut yourself on all that edginess.
It's not as if people should find any meaning in life, religious or otherwise, right? I bet you anything he is saying this to Painey to try to beat her down and make her more depressed and hopeless.
Also, funny how he only ever says "Christian." Does that mean that Catholics don't fall into your web of hate and projection, Garg? What about Muslims, or Jews, or any other religion that believes in a God? Do you not hate them because they dont remind you that your parents molested you?
He always rants about the same shit. Nobody cares besides your 13 year old followers, Onion. >>237451
He picks on Christians because it's the easiest target. Also funny how he calls himself agnostic nowadays. What a cop out, he's such a hypocritical cunt. "Be whatever you wish to be…unless I disagree with you."
And yeah, he really is one of the most unlikable people ever. and I say all this as someone who has no faith.
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Maybe he's having some sort of an lack of attention breakdown?
Why is a father, a married man, 30 years old, posting this for the past five hours non stop on Valentiens day?
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My eyes rolled so far back into my head, they may be stuck there.
What's up, with those, fucking, commas?
He must be having some kind of breakdown. Please, kill yourself Grundle. You've already admitted the world wouldn't stop spinning or even mourn your death, so why keep it up?
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holy fuck, my sides anon!!
Please educate yourself on who Grundle is.
This is not male postpartum.
Gerg is an unstable whacko.
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I've never seen a guy so desperate to get attention and create drama.
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Is it bad to wish he actually would experience some sort of loss? Not death, like he's making fun of it, but something that would really sting him so he'd get a grip.
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My fucking god lol I personally not like Vday but I just don't mind would never be so bitter about it to the point on going on a religion rant this day.
Also LOL at the fact that his wife is like "yay valentine's" and his so bitter. Maybe they had a fight and he took it to twitter
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