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Last Time On: "As The Onion Rots"
>Lameo still being upstaged by underaged girls while Onion rates them on his YouNow
>Also possible troll gets under her skin when she claims Onion likes long blonde hair
>Discord cows still giving hundreds of dollars to two untalented wet blankets
> Plaino allegedly getting a volcano tattoo but claiming it didn't have to be permanent
>Jaclyn Glenn's Nuke turned out to be not onion related and disappointed thousands of folks
> Onion still traumatizing normal people everywhere with his horrific instagram food feed where he eats a pickle burrito
Will our favorite skinwalker dye her hair mustard blonde? Will Onion be stood up again for another collab? Lets find out in the new season of 'As the Onion Rots'
Also please stop derailing the thread with discussions about Billie, the Discord fags, and macnfaggot. You shall be redirected to /snow/ for your opinion on their individual characters
Also please sage if not milk :)
That'd be great if he was, because he unknowingly caught Mariah in it too. It will invalidate all the shit sucking he's been doing lately.
Any idea why he's been interacting with her so much recently? Is he stuck pretending to be nice after the Vamplette slip-up?
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>>441404>Lainey says she won't watch onions top surgery video because itll hurt her feelings>Says she never said she was gonna get top surgery because she's scared of anesthesia
she for sure watched it, and now bc greaser says he doesnt like surgery she wont get it… smfh
I feel like the youtuber could be binkie princess, that one diaper lover whatever kinda youtuber she mentioned a few times.
If so I vote for her and Gurg join a foursome rs with this one and her emo boyfriend. That would be interesting.
I can't wait for the inevitable meltdown she will have when he finally tries to take the last shreds of her identity.
While I don't think she would ever have top surgery and don't believe she's truly agender, I do think her 'alt-girl-edgy' thing is out of desperation since onion does like girls like that but vocally opposes all the coloring and makeup.
I just can't wait for her to chimp out on him, and give him the 'You've wasted all my great years with your bullshit' speech.
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Is the love dying?
Here's the video of her cheer leading, if anyone is interested.
I think she said she is the one on the left in the front at the beginning.
Pretty amazing she used to be able to do all of that stuff.
I was going to say, she's really becoming Grug.>>441404
She says she recorded an eyebrow tutorial today. disgonbegud
its really as if his poorly written book has come true when it comes to plaino.
>ugly creep dates popular cheerleader type>fights with her constantly>makes her go to the dark side to please him
such a waste of a girl. i'm sure she did cheerleading to help secure a good future for her.
She just talked about getting top surgery to fit in the trans community. She never actually wanted to go through with it. Same with getting on T. She just says shit to try and be accepted as a real trans person.
She will nEVER actually get on T.
if she's so scared of anaesthesia and onion is paranoid of doctors, they better stop having kids.
u never kno when shits gonna go wrong if u have to have a c-section.
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"This gay volcano will definitely make me prove my gayness!!"
Damn, I wonder if she sometimes reminisces about her old girly life and what could've been if she stayed away from Onion from the get-go. You know, before telling herself how soooo gay non-binary she is and how much happy she is with Cuckman.>>441436
Yeah, and it's gonna take a long time for her to get deprogrammed just like it did with Skye (seriously, just watch one of her fellfromtheskye vlogs; there were times where you'd feel like you're watching an old Onion vlog rather than Tantaga herself).
She's trying to convince herself just like she was trying to convince herself that she doesn't like traveling and didn't mind never EVER going to Fiji.
…to no avail lol
Wonder if she can still do any of it.
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Welp, she did it.
Does this bitch not know what a volcano look like? It looks like those chocolate lava desserts.
Also, so much for being in debt with the IRS. These two are the most irresponsible adult cows.
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a gay sweet roll?
doesnt even look like a volcano lmao, it's like a rainbow sweetroll.
lainey, greg won't love you more because of your new shit tattoo. billie had really nice, intricate and detailed tattoos, not some pusheen-tier blob. move along.
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Pic for reference. It would have looked more like a volcano if she had the smoke coming out of it.
None of her tattoo "ideas" are original. She wants to get logos and stuff from band logos, some basic white girl tats like an infinity symbol on her wrist etc. which was popular 5 years ago.
Covering your body in inconsistent, smaller tattos looks so cheap and badly done. Ugh.
What are you talking about, anon? You're just a hater tryna bring Lainey down to get dat sweet Gregma cock. Taylor's definitely happy being cut off from the outside world and only serving her master while being called a faggot when he makes sweet love to her. She's the one and only space prince, it's not her fault she has ~anxiety~ you heartless bitch!
Tbh if I was Lame I'd probably kill myself .
And then she comes up with her "alter-ego Kimberly", which is totally not a personification of her true wishes, who is fun cheerleader attending uni and being part of sorority.
I wonder how Plain feels when she sees her sister enjoying college life?
Jealousy of course! Just like she's jealous of Billie, possibly Ayalla, Mercedes and Selena.
Oh and let's not forget that she's jealous of Gregma's 2 or 3 exes for being his #1 gurlz! <3
i bet she doesn't even know it's not "original"; it'd be trivial for gurg to edit the original and throw a rainbow gradient on it, print it out and be like "here lainey i made this."
she was probably ecstatic thinking he actually did something thoughtful for her.
what's with her tattoo obsession lately? She talked about her and onion boy getting yet another couple tattoo in the future, now she got a gay volcano? Not to mention her only tattoos are related to onion boy and now her fake sexuality and younow. That pretty much sums up her personality.
Her tattoos are all so lame and ugly.
Is this her first tattoo?
When Gargamel was sperging out on Youknow about how doing something like breast augmentation endorses it to your viewers, he gave the example of how his tattoos tell everyone else that he thinks they should have tattoos.
He ignored questions of whether he'd call people who don't have tattoos "disgusting", but I wonder if Lainey is thick enough to take that idea too literally, and is going to get people to fund a bunch of tiny half-arsed wrist tattoos like Daddy has.
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Samefag, but pic related.
Wow. That's pretty generic. Like another anon said, filling up on tiny, inconsistent tattoos looks really tacky, add another level of tacky for stolen designs, and finish it off with very hollow symbolism, like a star sign or day of the month.
It does represent their personalities pretty well though: unoriginal, inconsistent, hollow, tacky.
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Also, their generic 27 tattoo, both have it on their hip.
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>>441561>imagine your highlight of the day revolving around going on younow begging for money from tweens>this tattoo is a reminder of your disgusting greed Lainey and now you’ll never forget what an empty shell you’ve become
SERIOUSLY. She literally tattooed herself with a tattoo symbolizing that she is an e-beggar that tries to get money from teens.
Her life is one big JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM
So dear farmers, if you are currently having it hard in life, always remember - at least you are not Taylor Lainey Avaroe aka Laineybot
that looks like a gay pride poo emoji
i wonder if she will tell people the vapid-poo is reminiscent of her time as a greasewife
Thank you anon, that last sentence will give me the strength I need for the day.
The hair is photoshopped but why? Doesn't her own hair look stupid enough lol
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It's a photoshopped meme, anon.
>>441415>I can't wait for the inevitable meltdown she will have when he finally tries to take the last shreds of her identity.
This will never happen. Is it not obvious that she is a far stronger character than he is?
She is like a thin whip branch. He can bend it to his will, but it will not ever break. Instead, it will just accumulate potential energy. Beware of it turning into kinetic and lashing out.
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it was the very first one for me. jesus. she has clip art on her body forever.
I second this! Third one would have been pretty hipster, and at least funny. >>441593
she's a 22 year old, mother of two, with a verbally abusive/emotionally neglectful/serial cheating husband. The number-couple tattoos are trashy as fuck. I don't think a tacky tattoo of a cartoon volcano is the worst decision she could make for herself at this point.
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Reminds of the kanji for 'woman', a permanent reminder she is a female, not a speshul trans non binary space prince
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to me it looked like the sign for jupiter/sagittarius at first
Was this about Moomoo? Maybe he tried to suck up to her, she went like "Ew go away" and he went on a rant.
Sage for tinfoil
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It's with noting that they live RIGHT by Mt. Rainier, one of the coolest volcanoes in the states.
Also, did Greg trick her into getting a tattoo so they wouldn't have to get matching ones?
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Sorry for spamming, I've just been recently judging my own tattoos and this was such a bizarre surprise to wake up to.
We need to figure out who designed that thing
Either Greg is an ass, she didn't pay the artist enough to care,or she's lazy enough to knowingly get clipart tattooed
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She didn't quite get clipart tattooed - the artist works in a really simple style but it's still theirs intended for sale, not for free use. https://www.redbubble.com/people/peppermintpopuk
Also whether it was her or Greg, they literally just flipped the design they stole. Everything else is identical, except her tattoo curves a bit more at the bottom.
Does no one here have tattoos or something?
No she or the artists can't get in trouble. It's not like a plagiarized design of another tattoo artists work. It's google clip art. Do people who get pusheen tattoos get in trouble??? No.
The tattoo isn't bad artistically. I'm not saying it's good. It's just not bad. Lainey probably walked in and said "give me this" or "I want a cute volcano" and they said ok and googled it, which is common for tattoo artists to get an idea, he showed her that image probably and she agreed, he printed and traced parts of it, tattooed, the end. This really isn't uncommon practice AT ALL for tattoos
exactly what >>441647
said. unless the art piece was specifically drawn by a tattoo artist as a tattoo stencil and was copied line from line, they can't count it as stealing. otherwise every girl with a "i refuse to sink" tattoo would be getting copywritten.
She's in a downward spiral. All of these decisions are bad.
I don't know much about tattoos but,I know good ones are expensive. correct me if I'm wrong but, hasn't gurg been complaining of money troubles?
Interesting that spending money on tattoos is ok during a supposed money crisis.
I was going to say the same thing but if you look at >>441420
she would have earned quite a bit off of just that one stream. No idea what the ratio is of what streamers earn vs what viewers pay for gifts. But yeah if they were in such a crisis you would think they would be saving that for bills or tortillas for more pickle wraps.
Damn! That's a lot of money. Thanks anon.
I wish she would use it to oh, I don't know, support her kids and prepare for the future?
Too much to ask?>>441657
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As the day go by, the "younger" he looks
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Looks like that Josh dude actually called the Seattle office of the FBI.
I guess Onionboy thought there was no call made to the FBI because he wasnt contacted immediately.
The FBI isnt like the cops they occasionally get called on you Greg. If a crime or welfare check is called into the cops they have to address it within 24 hours. If someone contacts the FBI about the exploitation of underage girls… they are going to investigate, gather the "facts", make a case, obtain warrants that then knock on your door. It could take months, maybe even years.
I really hope that the eventual downfall of Onionboy is his "collecting" inappropriate and sexualized photos of underage girls.
are we 100% sure she actually got that weird rainbow puking sweet roll tattoo?
I know theres that photo, but we all know about how photos can be stolen or manipulated.
lainey was telling him to wait, going "wait wait wait wait wait" and onion responded "why are you so obsessed with weight?"
y i k e s
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he cut a large part of her hair off kek
"Make me an anime boy"
Why is she suddenly pretending to like anime? She said she hated it right?
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yup it's like he seriously does hate her, it's so hard to picture them in their day-to-day life. Like imagine them sitting down for dinner, does he just sit there glaring at her?
Sad how at the end she seemed so happy for a second when he complimented her butt.
tl;dr: YOUTUBE IS KILLING ME WAHHHHHHHH
Nah just more and more people think you're absolute shit.
Hrs actually trying the "YouTube is hating on my LBGT spouse!!!!1!1!"
He's really unbelievable. He can't wrap his head around how people suddenly stopped watching his videos. >it has to be an algorithm problem!!>some YouTube employee hates LGBT people!!!!>people are being unsubscribed to me without even knowing it!!!
Also, addressing the "haters" at the very end KEK
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whats with the dramatic background music
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he has taken to his forums to conduct his polls now. be on the look out for this one in a future "haturrr" response video.
"100% of my ass lickers say I've helped them with a lot! suck it valid criticism!"
Jfc, spoiler that! He looks like something that would come and snatch you at night. He looks like a wendigo wearing someone's skin, not knowing how to operate the eyes.
Sage for terrifying Gurgle.
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This is interesting…
Lainey is commenting on Mina's Twitter…
Mina is Edwin's girlfriend. Edwin is Cyr's ex friend. Dasha and Cyr both hate Mina and Edwin, so this is interesting.
They have a common enemy.
Pluss Mina and Edwin is pretty fame hungry, so it is not surprising that they are trying to become friends with the Onions.
….and Onision hates Cyr and Dasha, so he would do anything to annoy them I bet
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Onision with his almost 2 million subscribers barely gets more views now than Lainey's new channel with about 20 thousand subscribers.
YouTube hates lgbt people!>Shane >Tyler Oakley>Gigi Gorgeous >Hannah Hart >Joey Greceffa >etc etc etc
Why is he so delusional?
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There's also this. He didn't give a fuck about youtube supposedly targeting LGBT people until he needed an excuse for why his popularity tanked
It's definitely not bigger than a fist and it's all flatly shaded, so we're looking at a 1-3 hour piece at best. It's definitely not a big tattoo or too much for the average person's body to handle.
There's also a residue of blood on the plastic wrapping and in the purple/yellow/orange areas.
It's a real tattoo smfh
Sage for autism.
That is very clearly not henna.
It's a real tattoo. A small, shitty, but real tattoo. Anyone that has gotten tattooed will agree.
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fact: i shit myself laughing at this. why is he so melodramatic?
This is pretty lulzy.>talks about why he probably didn't become a villain or kill people>goes off on some rant about how pointless life is so we should just be enjoying ourselves>tries to formulate some deep meaning behind why villains exist in movies>strange random nervous laughter
He is (and I cringe to even type this) white cis male privilege, personified.
He is the exact type of guy they talk about.
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Is he trying to copy that Philip deFranco meme?
I liked the guy who was up to bat with him, Grease always needs to dominate or put some one down when they give him FAXX'S about law he was correcting Grease's logic for 16 year olds and how they need to be within a few years of the person not 32 last I checked Grease believes it's not wrong because 'Some are more matured physically'
Gettin lower with them views grease droppin down to 86 HMMMM.
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Ahhh so it was a youtube subscriber glitch all along?
That totally explains why he's lost 1800 followers on twitter this month and 7000 followers on instagram. Oh wait
Would like to see Greg explain those fax.
He is whining and complaining about maybe the possibility of having to work a job in the real world, so he's sucking money from impressionable morons. He's made up some delusions that there is no way people just don't find him interesting or problematic
; it's big ol' meany YouTube, manipulating their algorithms to discriminate against his space prince!
Like, if Lainey was actually legitimately a bisexual, he is absolutely using her for monetary gain and a political shield.
Personally, I don't think so. I think when he wants to start an argument that involves others using the 'YOURE WHITE' card, then he will acknowledge it to hit before the punch.
He keeps saying YouTube is destroying him, he thinks YouTube owes him, he does not consider it a privilege, he considers it his right to be paid for making videos. He does not acknowledge that creators being paid for making videos was not the original intention of YouTube and he just came at the right place at the right time and got money. That's all.
That's why I don't think he's honest about his privilege AT ALL. I believe he thinks he's entitled and deserves every fancy gadget he gets. I don't for a second think he has acknowledged his privilege truly. He's a scumbag and there is literally NOTHING redeeming about him as a person.
We're talking about someone who is aware he has mental problems (from the Adrienne messages) and still refuses to give doctors or professionals the credit they are owed for their experience. He's a privileged trash bag who got lucky and refuses to acknowledge that he has ever lived with less
She probably tags all her videos "Gay, BISEXUAL, poly, onision, pride, GAY, space prince, trans, transgender, girl, boy, a gender, smol, Ana, makeup, tutorial, GAYYY, lesbian" if we are being honest
i love that the JUST FUCK ME UP FAM meme works so well on her that the pic looks normal. i legit thought she was just doing some creepy billie shit before seeing the full pic. she's done so many shitty thing to her hair and face that it wouldn't even surprise people if she actually shaved her hair, case in point >>441577
>>441578 . lainey has gone so deep into her stupid tumblr trendy shit that she's destroying her body on a regular basis.
yeah you just go the the video, right click and view source. then ctrl+f
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Going through Laineys Tags, I'll post more interesting ones if I come across them, or if anyone wants me to look at the specific tags of any of their videos
Yes Lainey, actual gay people also have gayness on their body, in the form of actual contact with someone of the same sex, obviously you don't need sexual contact to be into someone but she's obviously not asexual.
Gross how she considers a rainbow tattoo as 'proof' like gay people go out and kiss in front of hordes of people who hate them to fight for their cause and she's married to a dude, has 2 kids, has never done much with a girl and she's ~~sooo gay~~
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onion tags his videos with more successful youtubers
we can now see who makes onion insecure
The Guy Fawkes clip that flashed briefly on the screen really did it in for me
we are anomalous
we are legion
I think Greg confuses his tag section for his "list of people who will never love me" and "list of things I don't do with my family"
That goes in your diary Gurgles not your channel
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just clicked a random video but it's like that on most of his onision videos
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What would she even do with Shane? Her husband isn't even the problem here, she's a tiny youtuber compared to who he usually collabs with and has zero relatable personality and no useful audience.
Shane has already said he doesn't like collabing, even with interesting people, Lainey would put him over the edge.
Dang anon wish I could say I was that smooth.
I guarantee he has her new wig. Watch he'll make a new video where he murders some "lady" i.e.; Greg in the misty wig. He just can't help himself. It'll probably be some creepy ass Billie rip off since her hair is like orange-y now
She set up the collab with matt lush when shes the one who is a fan/"friend" of his? Why doesn't she collab with him then?
I hope shane never collabs with her, even after the divorce. Shes an insult to real LGBT people.>>441898
Wasn't shane on her list of youtubers she would marry? Onion wasn't even first on the list. She definitely thought marrying greg would get her into the youtube circle and that she'd have a youtube group of friends. She forgot the part where gerg doesn't interact with anyone unless he needs to use them for views and burns every bridge he comes across.
>>441888>In living color>the>people>great>to>exclusive>free
Stop anon, you're killing me!
This is too funny.
Well, there's one.
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Onion only ever gives Laimey 10 likes.
I bet her plan was to date him to get into the YouTube circle but then he started his whole "marry me" crap and she was so starstruck that any youtuber would marry her and fell right into it. What an idiot. I mean who gets married that fast anyway?
I can see Shane having her on his podcast maybe a while after the dust had settled if they ever split but I don't think he would ever have her on his channel
samefagging sorry but I forgot to add.
It's kind of sad how Gurg burns bridges for Lainey. Like she probably could find collab partners way more easily if her husband wouldn't shit all over people until they don't want anything to do with him or his wife anymore.
It'd be so much better if she just divorce Gregma, but she won't and it's her own damn fault for being a gay doormat.
Suck it Lame
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he has the strangest proportions ever, what a freakish looking body/outfit.
Cryboy onion is my favorite onion.
"They're out to get me. They're forcing me off of their platform because the people who own the platform don't like me personally. More importantly their advertisers, who pay the platform, refuse to have their products associated with me. My fellow content creators all hate me, most of the viewers I have hate watch me, the viewers who don't hate me won't pay me themselves and I am disliked so much that now my bitch of a wife is being targeted. The universe is screaming at me to stop this nonsense, move on, and do something else with my life."
"I don't get what is happening you guys how do I make youtube give me money, I am doing a great job"
I know it was posted 10 hours ago but that fucking dirty mirror is triggering
me. how are they okay with overexposing their faces but can't bother to wipe down the damn mirror? so filthy
This needs to end up in a cringe compilation
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Transcribing for all those who can not stand watching him.
>What goes into YouTube deciding who lives and who dies on this site? First off, an argument that people might make is that I don't make as high of quality content as I use to. Which is untrue, because I make lots of videos and may of them are awesome. So that doesn't quite fit. My content has been consistent for the longest time.
>Another argument is that people get bored of the same repetitious content. Firstly, I have some of the least repetitious content, especially on the Onision Channel. But even so you can bring up Happy Wheels number four-hundred-and-fifty-two-thousand on whoevers channel and that can get a million views per video. You know? So repetition isn't necessarily a bad thing on YouTube.
>You could bring up controversy. You could say that suddenly I'm irrelevant because of controversy. But I've had countless incidents of controversy through out many-many years.
>There are a number of things that you can say are the reason my channels are no longer doing well. Like for instance on UhOhBro, where you could say well your transferring a lot of videos that some people have already seen to that channel. The problem with that theory - Onision Archive did quite well when those where transferring videos from one channel to another and then that channel plummeted as well.
>Onision Archive, Onision Encore, UhOhBro, Onision Speaks, Onision - all of those channels have tanked. But why now? Why are all those channels suddenly falling apart for the last few months; coincidentally right around when the adpocalypse hit.
>It's very confusing to see an entire network of channels go down inexplicably. When your content is consistent. When you consistently upload. You haven't reduced the quality. What is the explanation for the death of Onision?
>On top of that, whats really sad is the death of my channel has also effected my spouses channel. They use to pull in a hundred-thousand views per video. A video they just uploaded just over a day ago has fourteen-thousand views. (ASMR Video). Typically by now they would of had at least eighty-thousand views.
>So, it's not only seeing the death of my own channel but I'm also seeing the death of people I care about channels. So this is a problem and sadly this is cancerous because the source of most of my traffic for all of my social media was YouTube. So if my YouTube dies - then all of my social media starts to die as well.
>Now lets ask a question about this sub-glitch, because there is a sub-glitch. If you go to socialblade.com and you type on Onision, or UhOhBro, or Onision Speaks, you'll see that I've been losing hundreds of subscribers daily. Actually thousands if you combine all of them. Daily for no reason. Why would I consistently lose subscribers day after day after day regardless of the content I make unless there was some kind of glitch in the system.
>Now you might say, Onision - you're just making excuses. That this is all BS to convince yourself that you don't suck. Problem, I talked to YouTube and they both confirm and deny, depending on the person who I was talking to, that their was a sub-glitch. And I talked to other and they confirmed the same thing. That there is a sub-glitch and they've talked to YouTube and they had also confirmed and denied a sub-glitch.
>Like for instance, a while ago I contacted YouTube about paid channels - Whether or not they are being cancelled and YouTube couldn't give a strait answer until they finally said "uh, we don't think it's gonna happen. We don't think paid YouTube channels are going to get cancelled.' And then they announced that paid channels where going to be cancelled.
>YouTube doesn't seem to know what it's doing and they don't seem to have their story straight. But one thing we can rely on is common sense. If a YouTube channel or channels have done well for about nine years, like mine did. Consistent and beautiful growth. I would get thirty to seventy-thousand subscribers a month. If they did that consistently and then all of a sudden adpocalypse hits and then suddenly the channels start to die - that seems like an algorithm problem, doesn't it?
>So YouTube is picking people to kill. People that have invested their entire lifes into YouTube. They are with out notice, without compensation, without anything - ending. Firing without justification essentially. Which is convenient because we are not technically employees, we operate through 10-99's. We're contractors so they're allowed to screw us like this.
>But I just think it's interesting that I can pour my heart into a video these days and where I use to be able to expect a potential of five-hundred-thousand views, I can now expect a potential of maybe twenty-thousand if I'm lucky. What is that? How come YouTube is preventing people from staying subscribed to me. How come I get so many reports of people that have been automatically unsubscribed from me? How come the system is so rigged? I don't understand it. And I've seen many other YouTubers struggle for a long time. Inexplicably, especially LGBT channels.
>There is a select few LGBT channels that thrive and the rest - it's like they've been picked off one by one. It's kind of like the token black kid on South Park. 'See, we have a black person - we're not racist.' So YouTube is like 'See, we have a LGBT person, we're not homophobic.' It's an interesting strategy.
>Regardless their is something very-very wrong with YouTube. It's very-very broken. There are people that are thriving beautifully. Who are making millions upon millions of dollars because YouTube has deemed them appropriate for you to watch. It's interesting, it really is. It's interesting to see you're whole life ripped away from you because of a personal opinion that a few employees may have.
>Regardless, I have to make a living. Obviously. Right now I'm making enough to survive. I have pending debt but I'm remortgaging my house so I can take care of that debt and then be in debt for the next thirty years like the typical American. But I want you guys to know that if you want to make sure that you're not forced to unsubscribe. That you… To follow me on social media or something like that so you can actually keep up with me. Or if you want to see me continue to make videos successfully - patreon.com/onison. That seems to be the only site right now that isn't sucking, to put it politely.
>Thank you so much to everyone that has supported me all this time although I know many of you will never see this video. Many of my supports. Because YouTube doesn't show it to you. Doesn't notify you in many cases. You're probably already unsubscribed and you don't even know I'm struggling right now because YouTube has made sure that I've been silenced. It's very interesting.
>Alright, Thank you for watching. Now to all the haters - I hope you're enjoying my downward spiral.
I genuinely love that he doesn't get how controversy after controversy adds up. It's not just "oh he made a video about this person" or "he cheated on his wife with a teenage fan", it's "oh he did this and this and this". It builds up. It's not as easy to ignore as just one by itself.
>Happy Wheels number four-hundred-and-fifty-two-thousand on whoevers channel
kek acting like he doesn't sit there watching Markiplier's videos and seething over his popularity.
Nah man, this is how he sounds with his original voice
"YOU'RE THE WHOREEEE!!!!"
>>441982>So YouTube is picking people to kill. People that have invested their entire lifes into YouTube. They are with out notice, without compensation, without anything - ending. Firing without justification essentially. Which is convenient because we are not technically employees.
He's so god damn entitled!>IM NOT UR EMPLOYEE BUT I DEMAND COMP AND SEVERANCE BC PEOPLE DONT CLICK MY VLOGS
Oh Onion, you're gonna need a J-O-B~~~
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>We have the iphone signifying vanity>Horse face>You know who I'm talking about
Fixed it. Sage for shitty photoshop skills
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funny how he refused to cater the slightest to fans and then told everyone to not watch him if they don't like them, and when people listen to him he pulls this shit kek
someone should make a "but first I was like___ and now I'm like____" meme
They're discussing the sound a cow makes and Greg says the sound would be much lower:
>"How would you know, Greg?">"Uh-oh! Hehehe">"Exposed! Starve any cows lately, Gregory?"
I'm sorry if it's a stretch but that sounds like either a reference to his interactions with Momokun (or what he has planned in regards to Momo), or maybe they're both in on fucking around with Momo. Or maybe they're making the newbie mistake of referring to us as the cows rather than farmers. Idfk.
I wish someone from youtube would just delete all his channels and ignore him for eternity. No one would even care. Like ten angry fans would tweet at youtube for him, then get over it and go find better youtubers to fangirl over.
>On top of that, whats really sad is the death of my channel has also effected my spouses channel.
Lol proof he was hoping lameo could bring in the dough and encouraged her to upload constantly and create a new channel. This dumbass doesnt realize hes the one who is helping the death of her channel. Lameo tries to appeal to the SJW crowd and her husband is everything they hate. It'd turn anyone off.
How does he retain any audience when every other video is constant whining about how hes entitled to more money than his audience's parents and that they owe him money and must donate to him on patreon if they have iphones or they are horrible.
I was wondering what Someguy was up to then came across his post and, well… I'm glad he realized the error of his ways and all but do y'all think there's some truth to this? That one day he'll off one of his detractors out of sheer lunacy as his screws are becoming loose on a daily basis?http://steviewolfe.tumblr.com/post/165008024887/hey-if-you-dont-me-asking-why-did-you-private#notes
I know it's silly to ask about these things but he's right about Gregma going unhinged as the days go by, especially when the ad-pocalypse and IRS hit him hard this year.
I also wish he'd just tell the truth who "hsanon" really is.
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what did this mean at 2.04? is onion just being a v for vendetta edgelord, or reference to chans?
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someone needs to start spreading this screenshot because it's hilarious.
porn is the last thing i think about when i see the word "Gay">>442040
don't think too deep into it, he has the mind of an edgy 15 year old, and he tried to make a dramatic video.
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Lol he really is so fucking entitled. You being "on top" was a fluke in the first place. And you ruined it by being a complete asshole creep to everyone. Seriously what moron ruins the easiest most comfortable job in the world all because he can't stop being a jackass abusive pedophile?
He hasn't even hit rock bottom yet and hes already whining acting like he is so pitiful. Keep going down. I hope he one day loses everything for real. If you are still sitting in a fucking mansion owning a tesla and buying all these luxuries for yourself getting 5k a month from your weird fanbase, and still whining, you deserve nothing. Him and lameo are the most spoiled entitled greedy narcissistic people.
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seems onion thought this was a good look to emulate
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So poor he can’t even afford to renew domain name
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Here's a quick attempt
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Already tried. :(
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Lainey used to be so adamant about not being gay. It's so cringey seeing her OVER compensating. What actual gay person has to remind people every fucking second about how gay they are?
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Samefag pic related
I remember when he made a video bitching about people crying in their coming out videos cause Lainey didn't.
Maybe it' because it's something they actually struggled coming to terms with!!
Reeks of desperation.
I wonder if he will ever get to the point where he shows his kids as a last ditch effort to remain entertaining. Similar to the puppy episode, but far more desperate.
They got the idea for the Laineybot beauty channel from my posts on here.
They're following our feedback as closely as we're following their antics.
if he gets more views on this video,
maybe he'll actually reveal Troy and Bandaid someday
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If someone ever does snag the domain off him they should edit the page to have nothing else but this on it.
So basically, because "our hero" admitted he was wrong, we have all been proved wrong.
Nah Grug, just means he's just as wrong as you are lol. Bye
Didn't he privately
tell Eugenia he would stop making videos?
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he's apologizing for specific things because he wants onion's help in going after after joy sparkle kek
I think both Onison and Repizon are obnoxious dumbfucks, so this changes literally nothing for me.
You're both idiots Greg. N you're so desperate to be liked that you readily accepted the "apology" he gave just cuz he wants dirt on JS (a more relevant, lulzy cow than yourself. You are just sad)
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He looks like Mork.
Well repzion gave the narc the ego boost he needed. Greg lives for this shit. I love how his first instinct is to make an announcement about the email.
>my quality hadnt gone down
Sure buddy. A serious video about an enemy emailing you and how you are so right. So entertaining! Im sure your fans are riveted!
Yeah Repzion has become a desperate cow himself in these last months.
Tipp for Gurgamel: Rep is selling pictures of his feet to survive now because he is losing viewers. Maybe get some tips from him and find people who want to jack off to your nasty stompers. Or even better, take pictures of your wife's face for foot porn collectors for some extra cash. Since you two 'barely survive' rn on like $7000 patreon cash + yt money and younow donations.
Jeeze, he's been sitting on this for AWHILE!
Rep made his Joy video like a month ago.
Would some of us even want to pay for Onion-dick pics?>>442183
Hahaha what a fucking loser! It's not like this is gonna give you anymore applause and whatnot
i googled who that lexxy girl is…
time to delete my internet history.
This!>I was right about everything all along!>He should've apologized publicly!
Way to make your "haters" see the light.
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I've never been in love with an anon so much before.
I would change the spelling at the bottom from "Billy" to the correct "Billie".
HOLY SHIT ANON! you madman, you actually took it! damn, we don't deserve you.
i agree with >>442203
putting bunch of billie's comparison pics there would be awesome. and the lolcow fanart
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This, and as much as I love all the making fun of her I do feel maybe at some point this should be used to properly document all her problematic
ways in a way that people will take seriously
You should also buy the .net, the .xyz and the .biz so she can't use it at all :)
(I think net and xyz are the important ones)
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Here's a hair one.
Oh..my..god..I am dying
I love you, anon!
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Plz add some of the younow moments when she gets irritated that Eugenia has more viewers or how she isn't the top of guys despite being a smol gay space prince. >>442177
I stopped watching Rep when he made pathetic vids about how he was going to kill himself if he didn't lose his virginity. How has he sunk lower than that?
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Caption all her racist tweets and/or the ones using "gay/fag".
power by godaddy
this is my new homepage
aldi i salute you too
Yeah, that OD. They've mentioned to owning it on their Tumblr page and on the LoO wiki. I even submitted an old Onion blogsite from 2007 to them (I too was confused if OD owned or not so I submitted his blog to Tumblr and next thing you know, it's there.)
I believe they welcome Grease updates from other people as well if y'all wanna try.
Webmaster anon, please, for the love of pixyteri, DO NOT do any of this>>442229>>442232>>442238>>442239>>442259
It will just turn into the gazzilionth anti-O blog, nobody needs that, that's so boring.
Keep it in the hilariously satirical spirit it now has. That's amusing.
Would love a stat anon to work out what percentage of Onion punchlines consist of gun violence, the threat of gun violence or violence in general.
Suuuuuuuch good quality content dude. Very well written and produced lol
what the literal fuck.
I'm not a regular lurker of the Onion thread, but I think I have some catching up to do.
What the fuck.
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I…I'm not even sure what this is
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Was compiling her copycat videos and it looks plaineys glasses lookbook and "husband dyes my hair" are both gone?
Anybody have backups on vidme?
Maybe she doesn't give a fuck since he agreed she's disgusting too for having implants.
It was stupid to help him at all. He's not going to do veganism any favours, even if he learnt to cook.
Probably the traveling tacos Plainey was going on about Greg making for her last night on younow,I was wondering how they were going to eat tacos being vegan.
Greg calls them haystacks.
All of his music is lol
That's his whole persona
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Screenshotting for posterity
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Domain anon, you should add this ( >>442142
) to the hubby section. Also we know how much he likes gif/pics of him being "violated" so add this fanart too.
sonuva bitch i didn't refresh
either way it goes to a place called the onion factory
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or this one of footface sulking in the background
lol repzion has been pathetic for a long time now and no one here thinks hes "our hero". Also how pathetic he went and apologized to onion boy in an attempt to get dirt on joy. Like what would onion even tell him? If onion had dirt on her, he'd say it in his own video. What a complete moron. I'm glad repzion's channel is dying as well. I get how people think joy is crazy, but how does anyone think shes worse than onion boy to the point where you start sucking up to him. He loves to use these half-assed apologies as proof that hes correct and da haterz are wrong and apologize, and repzion gave him what he wants and will get nothing back. What a dipshit. And repzion is hardly any better than onion boy and joy, and people could call him out on so much cow bullshit hes done.>>442344
i wouldnt put this one because hes gonna go on ten year rants about how the site is raping him and act like a victim.
Yeah, I doubt he was a 'hero' to anyone - perhaps to some anons who aren't familiar with his past, but that's probably it. It's like the most vocal anti-O's have a battered wife syndrome, because at some point they all go back with some form of a cringy apology. SMG - basically admitted he saw himself in Gergle ( also offered apology in the past, albeit regretted it later because Gergle did what he always does - turned the whole thing into something that wasn't ), Rep apologized to get dirt on Kati and because 'reasons', The amazing cunt keeps having him on the podcast for conversations, Joy turned out to be pretty much insane and I'm not sure what DSSCTM is doing, because I haven't checked on any of his activity.
I guess for the most part it really is people who have a lot in common with him and want attention.
As it should, he said a lot of insane shit in it. These aren't his 'biggest haters' or a representation of everyone else, just the most attention starved ones. If he wants to see genuine claims against him ( that are fucking valid ), there are plenty to go around, from hundreds of people.
What the fuck did I just watch…?
Good song parody tho
I wish I listened to you. It's really really bad. I didn't know there could be anyone as unfunny as Onion, but there is.
It's also interesting he does a collab like this and pretends to be white knight for lgbt.
I like how onion has taken multiple trips to L.A recently. But for lameo's birthday she just gets a trip to olive garden paid for by a gift card.>>442394
she was best friends with hair jordan. idk if they still are. But a bunch of low-sub/view youtubers are attention whores who are desperate to work with anyone that might give them views and dont care even if it is onion boy abusive pedo. Theres a reason no one who is doing well on youtube ends up collabing with him.
Grease didn't let skye decorate their house to begin with and I feel like his way of decorating is to be able to show people his interests on camera. Like a teenager basically.
I really don't think lame could be good at decorating at all. I truly think her bi flags are the extent of her decoration contributions.
If they had a proper decorator do it For free, I'm sure Onion would throw away the wall art and explain that his anime posters are paintings too. And maybe even revert the house back to its barren wasteland state with so many more excuses
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Jfc, onion is a magnet to cringey personalities.
Repzion must be super fucking despo to think this would go any differently, or that it was worth grovelling to Onion for Joy Sparkles milk. What a loser.
I've always wondered why he hates her so fucking much. he stole her youth and gave him children. she now has zero social support system so of course she's a miserable fuck up.
he hated her even before this agender stuff, i just don't get it. he married her???
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You're my new hero.
(Also, nice digits)
Oh I get it, it's funny beause gay and being gay is hilarious.
Are they all mentally twelve?
it's sad bc she's young and onion acts like his
IRS fraud only effects him (she's in her early 20s who was the one who pushed out the kids and will naturally feel anxious as hell when they might not be taken care of) so she deserves to be treated well on her birthday, but i don't understand the problem with not really going out for your birthday? I always thought it was kind of embarrassing for adults to make it a thing
I mean, Billie had literally no resistance to him either. And I'm trying to figure her aging out of his interests, she definitely acts like a dumb twat so is it literally just her face? She needs hydration and vitamins like a mother fucker, but she's not deformed or tragic beyond help. I can understand the no stimulation part, though the other girls he's been into were pretty dumb too. I'm thinking it's the bubbly optimism younger girls can have, but if that's the case why give her so much shit?? She's relatively young, really inexperienced and sheltered for her age so of course she's making up fake anxiety she doesn't know how to deal with anything.
I really want to understand, I feel like I know too many dudes with this ephebophilia bs going on with the same narc entitlement
I dont think they are talking about celebrate with ballons and Chuky Cheese
But with an adult and someone who travels a lot is expectet to Onion to take her to a nice place even to L.A or something but he isnt even capabale of that.
It's British slang. I hope she's not using it to refer to Onion because it's more friendly/endearing than condemning. >>442506>he's already broken her
I think he likes the act of breaking them and being in full control but then he resents them for being broken and controlled. He needs a constant supply of victories to make himself feel good, which is why he's always picking fights and starting arguments. With doormat Lainey, he doesn't get to beat her because she's already surrendered. I think that's why he seemed so obsessive about Shiloh and Billie - they still had some fight left.
Sage for theories
Billie did have resistance. That's why it ended. Lameo would just have agreed to not smoke weed and wouldn't dare defy him, she would give up seeing her family no question, she'd make an apology video or get a tattoo if it meant she got to stay with onion boy. He would reveal her personal info, and she would not do anything about it or hate him. He screwed over billie once, and she left permanently. All the other "break ups" he had been siding with her and demonizing lameo so she was being lovebombed all that time. I think onion fully expected he could treat billie that way and they would have a fight, but in the end, he could manipulate her back. Because thats what he loves doing, but he fucked up lol.
Lameo definitely put up more "resistance" in the beginning and would speak out on twitter when he hurt her. I think the reason her and onion boy described that period after their almost divorce as them being "better than ever" is because it was somewhat of a challenge for him to win her back and he got her angry enough to want to break up with him. Now its gotten to the point where he can literally cheat in front of her face, bring over any girl he wants, and do literally anything. Then all he has to do is tweet "lameo is the most beautiful person" or some shit, and she just rolls over and goes omg love you daddy <3. >>442557
lol that girl is vegan. He got butthurt because they made a passing joke about vegans being pussies? How insecure he is.
I think this is true. He has such an intense narc need to be in control that he resents them when they DON’T break too (see his obsession with Billie - she didn’t cave to his psychotic demands to shave her head and chain herself in his basement and he went on a crusade against her for months). I also think this is why he goes apeshit over girls like JG and Blaire. They’re out of his control and step all over him whenever he tries to talk shit and do things he hates and it makes him furious because he has no way to bring them to heel.
There’s no way to date onion and win. You will always get too old, too broken, or not broken enough.
10 seconds into the stream>Veiny explains that volcanos are "like likes and animation thing on younow"
sneaky bitch, no mention that they cost money and that she earns from them
I wonder if it has something to do with his weird obession of being in danger (i.e. the bulletproof vest for going to public events) that he's made the basement the living/sleeping room with all the entertainment stuff and the big bed in it.
Why do you need a huge ass house to live in the basement?
sage for old shit
It would make sense to have a windowless room for filming (or one with small windows) so that they don't influence the lighting too much, but I don't understand why they'd choose it as one of their main rooms.
Their whole living situation is just weird. >>442569
Did they decide to not show Sarah to not get backlash again?
Her outfit. She dresses like a middle schooler. Also its pretty clear someone is with her that is not onion boy. Can they make it anymore obvious sarah is there?
Also lol if anyone still believes she has severe social anxiety after seeing her act so comfortably filming and playing around in a public place, etc
>I'm a true LGBT icon now
Lol yeah totally. Getting a rainbow volcano makes you a LGBT icon. What have you done for the LGBT community besides make it a joke by using it as a trend and allowing your husband to fetish-ize lesbianism? She hasn't even been in a relationship with a girl. Adding billie to please your husband doesn't count. Shes a dumbass.
Also wow, she is advertising you can buy her to do things for you for a lot of money. Shes probably going to now promise to do something for "20 volcanoes", etc.
a nice birthday dinner (or at least going out with the family) is pretty standard. she's making it seem as if she has no plans and needs to ask other people to come with her because her husband isn't doing anything
but i agree with you, it's kinda lame for adults to care about their birthdays but she does. she's been talking about it on her streams and asking for presents that she can open in a video lmao
… is she trying to dab with her herbal vape pen? or is she smelling her armpit?
i hate it all
The worst part is that she has quite a few followers that ask her for advice regarding gender or LGBT related issues and she ALWAYS ignores them. She doesn't even acknowledge them and the ones I've seen were clearly not trolls (some of them were on her patreon iirc). >>442587
I don't think she brought her baby. I think the carrier was just in the car.
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baby sitting on floor
just wanted to bring that up. she NEVER talks about any serious lgtb topics going on because she doesn't care. her gayness is all about herself. not a single tweet that goes beyond shallow words like "SO GAAAYY", all her videos are about looks or who she would date. But yeah, you're an lgtb icon now because you have a fucking rainbow colored tattoo now that you've been paid for and because you talk 24/7 about how gay you are.
also that poor tattoo artist probably had to listen to her babbling "omg blessed", "fuck me up", "I'm gay as hell" the whole time.
Spot on. Only uses her "gayness" to find a new gf or to post dumb pics of herself with #bipride
She doesn't give a shit about the actual community.
Nah she did decorate. Sure the paint job was his but she decorated the everything else. The glass bottles, that big ass dragon fan they had on the kitchen, etc.
Gregma should've let her remodel the house though, it looked like it was falling apart and livable for insects and rodents.
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god I hate this asshole so much. He's actually holding "contests" just so he can collect his pics. Watch most of the people entering all be female with no males.
He got butthurt with the comments and now claims Shiloh's life got better because of him.
Whoever posted photos containing her IG name, this is all your fault!!! We told you to stop!
he totally does
>what did lainey do? ever?
remember his words when the divorce finally happened and he's making 1000 videos shitting on her
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Is the girl in the background with Lame-o and Sarah? It'd explain who was looking after onionspawn. She has purple hair.
id assume sarah is behind the camera. I dont know what sarah's hair looks like now though.
Also its pretty funny how during the sarah drama, they said they were not going to bring her back in secret, and they are doing just that.
Trying to make it seem like he's laughing it off, but it's so obvious he's always seething about any criticism ever.
>I was told a little while ago that someone I dated over five years ago is having a great life now, so obviously I didn't destroy it. Otherwise, it would never be good again.
>I was told>told
ya ok lol
>Otherwise, it would never be good again.
She rebuilt herself despite
you trying to destroy her, you creepy, abusive garbage heap. And that "see what I did there?" laugh after… he's obviously aware of how he manipulates and twists things to benefit himself.>>442614
It wasn't hard to find her new social media from her old one. His discord minions prob would have found her new shit anyway to get drama going. But yeah, agreed to not posting about her here.>>442620
Yeah, like after she left him temporarily and he put out the vid painting Lainey like an anxious buzzkill who nagged him and Billie all the time and ruined the ~trinity~.
I see you don't have children.
Babies, while being a complete bunch of bacteria, would be a lot more irresponsible to bring to a sterile space where the actual tattooing happens.
Also, babies cry. Even if you made sure they have everything alright, they might cry. Maybe the person babysitting the bandaid had/wanted to tag along and stayed in the reception.
Not defending Lameo, but seeing "bad parenting" in a situations like this is just plain stupidity.
His fans are as weird and as bad him.
I forgive the young and new ones that aren't aware of the drama, but there are many older ones that are as sociopathic as he is.
Whether or not the anon has children is irrelevant, so sage.
Those kids have two parents. She could have easily left them with Onion at home or got a babysitter. Don't nobody want to hear a screaming fucking baby while people are trying to concentrate when permanently inking a person's body. It was irresponsible.
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Turns out that Becca the fat fuck gave Lame the idea for the ~gay volcano~ tattoo
Why doesn't rep have his own thread in /snow?
I'd love to read up on all the shitty things he's done. He comes off as a younger Onion at this point.
>He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster
>>442651>He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster
Indeed, that's what happens when you take things too seriously.
Should've just laughed and enjoyed the freak-show like us.
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Peep that anemia though.
Gotta love how Gerg tauts vegetarianism as a miracle diet when Lainey looks so much more gaunt and washed out then she did before the diet and being cooped up all day.
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Made a new one for you anon.
Before onion and now.
Effects of Onion influence according to anon:
Anemic tan and bleached teeth.
Effects of Onion influence in reality:
Amping up the brightness to over 9000 while filming.
I wasn't trying to bash all vegetarian diets, I was bashing onions so-called miracle diet which consists of pickle wraps, bean burritos, fritos, etc.
He acts high and mighty about it, brags about not needing to exercise but he and Lainey look like pasty, skinny-fat, pimply, pieces of playdoh.
Don't give her shit.
Seriously though, her poor fucking kids…
I often wonder if they keep them out of the spotlight more so because someone might pick up on the neglect.
With the way she starves herself it makes you wonder how often she feeds her kids. I know someone who did the same and often forgot to feed her kids because she was used to feeding them when she ate. So the less she ate the less they did, really makes you wonder, plus I know from personal experience that you can have an underfed baby on breastmilk, sometimes you just don't produce enough or it's not enough for that's specific baby. In PA here when I buy formula for a week and a halfs worth its 34$ and that's while also feeding my 5month old baby food. I don't see Onion spending that much on formula and there's no way Lainey produces enough milk to feed two kids let alone properly feed one if she starving herself. That was my issue, I wasn't taking in enough calories, and I'm a bit chubby. So, I can't see Lainey possibly pulling it off. I bet any money when we do see Troy and Cloey eventually they aren't going to look healthy. Cloey is probably a thin little thing and would explain why Greg doesn't want to show his kids outside of glimpses. And He's too self centered to admit defeat and go to doctor, plus we all know Plainey would never put her kids over keeping that Ana figure she's desperate to have. I feel so horrible for these children especially that little girl. Probably why they cry all the time like Billie said too.
Sage for me being a overemotional new mom sorry for the rant
Onion is such a pussy for being so triggered
over being called a pussy.
I think Billie probably didn't know what it's like being around young kids all the time. Not defending the Onions at all, but young kids cry a lot. I am betting those kids are highly neglected though. There is just no way you can spend the time that they need with them and spend as much time shooting and editing videos, using SC, Patreon, IG, FB and whatever other platforms they're on, and sitting on YouNow, Twitch, etc. with a thumb up your butt and no kids in sight. Even if they take turns, like they say they do. It's obvious they have other people watching them and if it is Sarah, that's a pretty expectation to put on someone that young.
He didnt google vegan pussy.
Also wasnt that the people in the music video he was in w the "I'm gay" thing?
True. Lainey's declarations of how much her "gay is showing" comes across as 1) her trying to convince herself and everyone else and 2) fucking superficial and making being gay and trans a brand, which is insulting.
While other YTers who openly identify as gay or trans try to make a positive difference in the lives of individuals among those demographics, Lainey openly identifies as gay and trans and makes vids about fans she'd date in those demographics.
Why do people look up to her?
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This Girl really wants a seat at the Grease mansions dinner table.
JG is generally well-spoken and discusses some challenging topics with audience.
Joy is a nutter and growing psychological case study.
Laimey dyes her hair, spins, and is "so gay" for cute girls on repeat until dead, never deviating from those points of interest to challenge self or viewers or show any depth in character. Is her alter ego cheerleader Kim supposed to be the self-centered and superficial one? No need for that, Laim. ;)
Can't imagine why you're not reaching the top.
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It's crazy how much gemineye spends on Lainey.
Yeah and mama-Onion was poking fun at her "seizure episodes" in one of Gretchen's videos.
"Tantaga" must've been special to the Daniel-Jackson clan…
dang i wasn't around for cuddlegate so i've never seen this video before or really known anything about billie other than what gets brought up in the threads in the recent past, she really tore into onion kek
good for her, i was surprised to see someone so close to them actually pop off
sorry for discussing old milk i was just surprised
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Anonymous now No. 442848>>442829
Was this immediately after she logged off her own chat?
It's funny because she "HAS to eat dinner every night at the table as a family because it's important to her" as she told her fans a few days ago and that's why she can't stream longer than an hour but she has enough time to log into JG's stream. I bet it really burnt her ass that she couldn't surpass JG as number one in girls today.
Lol she decides to go blonde after billie dyes her hair yellow. Shes just gonna keep copy catting hair colors and changing the shade slightly.
Too scared to date. Shes married. Also she flip flops this shit on the daily. I'm surprised onion hasn't lost his shit on her yet because shes playing him with this girlfriend thing. She keeps agreeing shes poly and will look for girls together to bring in a girl, but then will come up with an excuse if anything gets too serious. This dumbass identifies as poly and gay based off one forced relationship that was created by her husband. Lameo never wants to actually bring in another girl. She just wants to use being gay/poly as a thing to make her special and to keep onion from cheating because she will egg him on about a gf, but then say its just we havent found the right girl yet. It's too bad shes stuck with him because he became so unpopular he cant even find a replacement. If he had dumped her years ago, she might have had a chance to grow a real personality and have gotten her shit together by now.
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gerg posted a vid today and EWWW HIS FACE
>>442771>Why do people look up to her?
Not many do. It's mostly kids that are going to grow out of it and opportunistic chicks that are really looking for their ticket to the Mcmansion.
TBH, Plain is really boring and the threads have somewhat declined in quality ever since she was fully included. It's all>lainey's streaming
But never says anything interesting or anything we wouldn't already know. >lainey looks like x
Yeah, it's been repeated 500 times she looks like a different coloured foot each week.
And the occasional>I feel sorry for her, she could do so much better.
On the other hand Gerg's not doing anything interesting atm either.
I feel like her thread would belong better in snow, rather than pt, the thread would probably devolve into a "let's shoop/imagine giving footface a makeover U w U" or makeup advice thread with the occasional pity/saving plank fantasy
eh, at least the makeup sperging will finally come to an end
Can someone make this happen please? It's getting kinda boring talking about this ugly bitch and she's not producing much milk other than ~I'm sooo gay!!!~ and her latest skin walking ways.
Besides, I bet after Onion she's gonna continue with her antics to become ~YouTube famous~ anyway so why not? Less derailment that way.
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What do Narcs dream about? I've never heard Grease mention dreams other than lame "worst nightmares"
(fixed my first post)
If his thread dropped off /pt/, and Lainey had a thread that was more active… would that trigger
his narc fears of being ignored? Would he do a bunch of milky shit just to feel alive?
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i have a feeling she's going to look like the witch from troll 2 in a few years
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This is more accurate!
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I absolutely (of my own opinion) think she does NOT need her own thread. I agree w the anon that said the drama is intertwined. Yes she is a separate entity from Onion but also is very much part of the drama. She's a cow herself, she wishes she was in /snow/. After her video defending herself post Billie, I think many of us had graduated her to cow status here.
I don't think there should be a separate thread. I think it only clogs up the site with more onion threads (we already have discord fags and Billie in snow)
This dudes idea of preventative treatment is to be vegetarian and eat cheese pizza. He probably doesn't let his own kids get vaccinated often.
Also I'm looking forward to the paetron drop from this possible sperg out
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The sheer stupidity of Garg will always astound me.
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More MooMoo thirst
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>>442968>mfw gurgle succesfully manages to lure moomoo into the trinity>mfw plainey starts imitating moomoo
please lord make it happen
"Thanks for being a hero" lmfao
You'd think with how morally superior he thinks he is, that this would inspire him to stop being such a fucking waste of oxygen and donate some blood himself (not that I'd want his nasty blood, but at least he would have fulfilled some kind of purpose in his life).
I love the thought of him being told that his diet of barely vegan burritos, fake meats and granola doesn't contain enough leafy green veg in order for him to have a high enough haemoglobin count. SOMEONE WHO ISN'T BLOCKED PLEASE URGE HIM TO DONATE, I'd love to see how he twists that to make a video. "Blood Donation clinic discriminates against me and my LGBT spouse".
Plus don't forget that if we have a seperate thread for her, it'll end up being like the same shit as over in the Margo thread where people freak out over the mention of Venus because somehow she's "unrealted" to the Margo drama.
It's impossible to seperate the two and it'll end up that all of the same posts will be posted twice or the interractions between the two cannot be posted (á la the Margo thread).
"Preventative treatment"? "Consider it"?
I swear his narcissism and disdain for educate students professionals is so bad that he probably thinks he's some genius that just thought "hey, we should, like, prevent deaths from infectious diseases, totally yeah". Greg, even third world countries have government programs and NGOs doing a fuckload more than considering it.
And this is supposedly a more helpful thing to tweet than expressing sorrow over the Vegas shooting.
my thoughts on the back and forth of wanting a girlfriend or not:
1) she needs to play that she desperately wants a girl to prove she's gay - a lot of people come up with the fact that she's in a heterosexual marriage with two children, so she's pulling the "yeah but I'm poly"-card, to give the illusion that she's so gay because she's looking for a gf too but doesn't find any due to her ~anxiety~ and all women being evil and untrustworthy
2) maybe greg gives her less attention when she clearly states she doesn't want to bring in another person into the relationship because he's bored of her, so she goes back to wanting a gf to get more attention and to keep him
3) it's a way to channel her frustration about her messed up marriage, so she keeps up the dream to find someone else to be in love with
to me it's all so fucked to bring yourself in the situation that you have to prove everyone you're gay because you have nothing else to offer. for most here it's clear that she's not really interested in women and that this is all an online persona to make herself special. Sorry that nothing's new in this post, just wanted to summarize a little bit
kek that gay laimey volcano and the stack of pickle burritos! I agree that the body needs to be more flabby. Could be the next thread pic when that's fixed.
There's also plenty room to insert more recent onion related stuff
I'm seeing a massive patreon drop in the near future somehow or other. This dude can never behave and keep his mouth shut. There were so many individual drops already because he sperged out when they disagreed with him, it's only a matter of time until he completely loses it and offends a big part of his patrons. >>442931
For me personally his downfall is the best milk that ever came from him (besides the whole billie situation). It's so satisfying to watch his channels die and his desperate attempts to stay relevant, of course a lot of things repeat themselves and it's taking a while, but I think there's still more milk coming
Plus she's probably only pretending to have interest to keep Greg silent. As long as he believes she's on the hunt he'll leave her alone about it, so she pretends that she's being really picky or has one. >>442977
I didn't expect them to be so… blonde. Almost looks white blonde.
Her baby is probably eating food by now (baby led weaning) and I honestly doubt (IMO) her older one still nurses. She would never give her kids formula. Also I doubt she's starving her 4 year old, she probably just throws a squeezy fruit pouch at him when he whines that he's hungry.
saged for parenting shit that no one cares about
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I was wondering why lameo all of a sudden was so excited about a lisa frank shirt, and then it clicked. Expect more toddler/baby looking crap in the future.
> if he dumps her he wont get access to this pool of pretty girls that like her
that's a good point>>443025
that makes her even more of a shitty person>>443032
little children are often very light blonde, even if the parents are darker blonde or brunette. I think lameo is a natural dark blonde. hair tends to get darker when you get older.>>443020
I agree. there is no point in making fun of the onion kids, they have it hard enough being their offspring. It's ok to talk about them being shitty parents I think but the kids themselves should not be the target
She said she still breastfed him to comfort him before Cloey was born, when she was pregnant and had colostrum. So, if she only had colostrum at that time, it seems like she weaned off Troy during her pregnancy.
Since then she's only said she breastfeeds and that that's why she can't use anxiety medication.
Oh yes. It would be the ultimate milk.
Imagine Moo and Gerg threads filling up at the same time
"I've hit rock bottom guys! How will I survive? <:^(" > is still able to hire a nanny even though both of them work from home
I … uh … what?
this. nobody wants to read through thirty minutes of your blogposting circlejerk bullshit just to try and catch up with the actual drama we're all here for.
everyone report off topic posts and move on.
How long til Gregma starts sperging out about how people should stop mourning the LV attack victims because there are starving children in Africa?>>443122
Seems like the attention whores of this website generally love to use cows as a launching point to blog about their boring ass lives; it happens with BPDs and junkies in Luna's thread too.
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I hate to make this comparison because Im sure that Onionboy will take it as a compliment. And I apologize if this similarity has been brought up in the past. I only found this site a few months ago so I don't wouldn't know.
I was watching an animated Batman movie and the interaction between the Joker and Harley Quinn reminded me so much of the (rare) public displays of affection we see on some of their videos. Footface is always clinging to him, trying to get the tiniest bit of love and validation from Grug, and he pushes her off, with disgust sometimes.
Harley and Footface are so blinded by love they can't see that they've fallen in love with a psychopath/narcissist. And that blinding love also makes it impossible for them to see how much hate and disdain their significant other has for them.
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Lamo made it on That's it, I'm Inkshaming
U right. Sry buddies. Will delete previous blogpost, my bad.
Back to the milk:
What if onion has a secret fat fetish, hence the moomoo asslicking? I mean he has been assumed to have a pregnancy fetish, what if it’s cuz of the extra chub? Maybe fatties remind him of papa onion.
No one cares josh. All of your information you are fed is fake.
Stop self posting.
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Please don't let the reupload of this and future Beautybot videos trigger
extreme makeup nitpicking/blogposting. It derails the threads. Thank you.https://vid.me/MzQvk
Am I the only one bothered by how the lights always leave rings in her pupils? I know that's what lights do, but she photoshops pictures all the time so you'd think she can do it for her thumbnails.
It makes it look like she has Acanthamoeba keratitis.
I really think she needs to go see a brow specialist and get a personal consultation to see which eyebrow shape, size, length, and color would better frame her entire face instead of this mess. It's not even that expensive, and some consultations are practically free of charge.
Lainey, you rich. You can afford better eyebrows. Step up.
True, but before Onion boy take it as a compliment, the difference is that the Joker doesn't actively pursue other romantic characters desperately, he just isn't a loving person so somewhat still loyal to Harley, as far as I know.
Onion just tolerates Plainley until he manage to get a good replacement cause he can't stand being alone.
also some anons really need to learn to sage. i've seen this for days that so many irrelevant posts are unsaged>>443170
so there are enough of her stupid preteen fanbase who actually want those eyebrows. remember when she asked billie if she could show her how to do eyebrows kek. she hasn't improved tho
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What? Who's "her"? Saged for autism
Wait, didn't he, his then-wife and sisters went to Vegas for momma-onion's birthday? He made a song about awhile back
he did talk about it though? >>442956
unless these tweets are deleted now
and if they are gone, it only supports your idea more
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kek someone replied to his link on twitter with this, didn't he say 20+ videos are stalker level or something like that at one point?
his rebuttal vids are always so juvenile, 5 minutes of bleeped out swears, yelling incoherently, and prancing around like an idiot.
i hope Jaclyn and Richie respond and embarrass his ugly ass
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he is moderating to the extreme right now, all of the comments are kissing his ass. this is all that I could find so far.
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Remember, it's the dogs' fault they died. Greg dindu nuffin but gave them some luv <3
Saged for old milk
JESUS fucking christ
cant say im surprised, of course hes fucking addicted to hentai.
This MAN has kids??????????? actual fucking kids??
Can we also discuss how too many hentais revolve around high school-girls?
lmaaoooooooooooo i cannot, is he serious?
>it's very healthy to self gratify, to exercise… it's good for you
YES it is, but it's not healthy to fap to loli-harley quinn (just assuming he's into that) and there is nothing respectable to "blurt out" that you're addicted to fucking hentai.
This was one of his early younows, when he would stream on Laineys account- he was talking about a Harley Quinn 3D hentai video he saw where the bad guys tied up and beat the Joker and then tied up Harley Quinn and made the Joker watch her being suck off and fucked by dogs.
Thats some pretty fucked up hentai. And its the kind that you really have to search for.
I wonder what he has on his computer?
Im sure that Lainey knew about him watching and jerking off to "naked cartoons"
What I think really happened is that she saw some of the borderline illegal shit that he likes to jerk off to and it freaked her out
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This'll be Onision soon enough.
>Susan says her son, Hans, legally changed his named to “Sexy Vegan.” She says Sexy constantly promotes himself as the “Vegan Messiah,” has tattooed his name on his forehead, walks the streets wearing nothing but a Speedo, and carries a full-length mirror wherever he goes.
>Sexy says he changed his name “for the liberation of 70 million animals.” He says Susan and Raquel want him to be a “Toyota when he’s a Ferrari.” He says he’s “too beautiful and talented” to have a 9 to 5 job and that is why his mother should support him. What will it take for Susan to stop enabling Sexy?
Who’s the cameraman in this? Lainey? Or isn’t this the “reason” for Sarah being there?
Also, why is he thrusting around in his underwear? It’s even grosser if a high schooler (Sarah) is filming…
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anon last time I checked
I was 17 and had a penis
weird(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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you need to be 18 to post here, son.
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hope the mods arent watching
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most underrated post ITT
Plus he uses that term to garner pity points and praise.
We should totally pity him for being a disgusting pervert, guys! We should praise him for not being a pervert for THREE whole days!
Who falls for this kind of bullshit? His wife and fans are mentally handicapped.
it's no doubt it's loli, it explains why he was so upset when jaclynglenn didn't have loli tits anymore and looked like a grown woman
>I like hentai and am addicted>I like women that look like women, big tits, big ass, big thighs>except if you get plastic surgery >I like flat women
oh grease, we all know what you like
wow I bet if I had a vagina I wouldn't be getting called out right now
yall are petty as shit(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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damn this dude is triggered
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l m a o
>coffee raises your risks for a heart attack
yes grease, die without drinking coffee, who cares
there are so many milk droplets in this video
Well, Mater's wife leveled up to disgusting onion.
I guess he's butt hurt over the DP stream and his wife never topping JG on YouNow last night.
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"I've never looked this good in my life" You sure about that Lain?
I tried she just ignored it, and she will probably continue to ignore it if anyone else asks.
I actually feel bad for her, jesus christ..
This is hilarious, particularly because it happened so soon after her getting it.
I literally laughed out loud. That's what she got for being a greedy moneywhore.
So much milk in one video.>talks about having a thing for Quiet from MGS.
99% chance he beats his meat to Mato's wife, since he had pretend to be Quiet in one of his recent videos.>sheer amount of narcissism about addiction
Yeah, anyone can stop anything. They just have to publicly announce it. Right. Its not the worst thing he's said but it's scary how dangerous his ideas are considering his target audience. And three days doesn't clear an addiction.> Lainey constantly deflecting to "Greg" is always so busy "working", we just never have time together!
Makes her situation so much more pathetic. He is locked up in a room "working" while she's sitting around Greasemansion, forlornly scrolling through her DMs, ignoring most of them and sort of talking to a few girls to lead them on. Popping in her Discord. He's speinding his free time jerking off. It really doesn't surprise me but it's so sad for her.
yeah it's really frustrating, laimey is easier to troll>>443365
great so now my decision is final, I'm watching onion
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okaaaaaaaaayyyy, and why did you point this out?
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jesus christ this chick is mental
Someone got triggered
by the chat I guess.
she's trying hard to get noticed today
his streams are a fucking mess, I never get what they are talking about. it's like listening to a private conversation of some retarded idiots. it's all so annoying, he hardly ever reacts to the chat, they talk boring shit all the time, there's too many people talking anyways, nobody cares about his discordfags
sage for rage
"you a social repose fan?"
"you could be a lot less goth social repose"
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macncheese is suuuper butthurt about lainey not trusting her. she wants the gurg d so bad.
Sorry for seeming like the armchair shrinks but hes totally gaslighting her, trying to make her seem irrational by broadcasting it on his stream..
Everyone can she she wants that greasy smegma.
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so people are trying to get him to guest macncheese, should we join?
Could be milky
I think it would be the best if Lainey had a thread in PT and Onion got demoted to snow
we're the only ones that actually pay attention to him he would lose it
I'm sorry but this just looks like a man in drag. This makeup looks ridiculous when she's just sat in a scuffed part of her room on a webcam of all things.
I like heavy makeup looks but there's something off about this.
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you farmers are doing great on younow, thank you. i keep getting banned.
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it's uncomfortable to watch
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that macncheese girl gets on my nerves with her trying to get his attention all the time, glad i told lainey tbh
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Look at all that LOVE!
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Onion was addressing mancheese and look at that, Lainey is pissed lol.
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lameo is such an attention whore
Are you guys slow?
Its obvious he keeps mentioning her, her age and the fact that Lainey doesnt like her, just to piss Lainey off.
Anyone would be pissed if their husband acted like that, the only difference is anyone else would leave his pathetic ass.
GOSH LAINEY, just leave him and get someone who loves you and treats you well!
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Spill the tea sarah.
that stare in his eyes! so focused on chat to see what macnfag is writing while rubbing his wife's upper chest weirdly not even caring what he's doing there>>443430
could be true but she was mentioning having a crush on Instagram or Twitter, so that was either about onion or the guy she's Dating. anyways it's funny how onion was clearly not happy about it and how he wished it was a girl so she could be a new trinity member
it seems that off camera she's already complaining about macnfag, as we heard earlier >>443376
probably there's gonna be some emo tumblr posts and tweets about it very soon. I also think people will mention it more often in lainey's stream now, so that's gonna piss her off more and more
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Damn. No response anytime soon. I want another video of them making fun of onion's love life.
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Spill it Sarah is there lots of tension at the grease mansion?
Are you nervous cause Lainey has to got to go on a patreon date and you must babysit her weeping children, and chill with a human onion.
Are you upset cause mancheese is going to take your spot when Onion pushes Lainey to like her?
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Muh chest Dysphoria but touch me Onion so we can show our love and affection to Macncheese!!!
Someone tell him shes a fan of Social Repose and Billie, Social Repose will trigger
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it's definitely a troll. it's a new account. also billie hates him
I hate that he gets twitch subscriptions now and that he heard about the fact that you can have a free twitch subscription with amazon prime. he's so gonna mention that in his next ebegging videos and tweets
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she couldn't even try to cover up that pissy expression>>443461
she must have deleted them because she isn't following either nor has she tweeted them. >>443464
how did gerg react to that
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I noticed a weird pattern about all the Onision-obsessed catfish girls. They all made their accounts only a few months ago. What happened in July of 2017?
>>443479 >>443481 >>443480
I do not understand why she is even talked about. She's brought zero drama and zero milk so far, and her presence in the onion saga is neither interesting nor amusing. It makes me yawn.
I wish posts about her would stay in the onion flakes thread in /snow/ and be purged from here unless something truly milkworthy happens.
Guys I really don't think it's loli.
In one of his porn UhOhBro videos he shows a specific video with a CGI anime woman being raped by a beast and talks about how "hot" and "kinky" it is.
I think he's into the more rape-y side of Hentai with screaming girls, not necessarily loli.
I have an autistic theory that all of his behavior has to do with his first girlfriend and an eventual "asian wife" fantasy before he moved to Korea and learned that Korean women don't like cavemen.
Can you fcking stop about separate the threads and all that BS?
Onion havent post any significative thing in this month and this thread have been moving cause Plainey (ignoring all the make up gurus who pop-up everytime she upload a video)
It is a fucking waste of time jumping from one thread to another since all Onion actions revolv around fucking with Lainey, without Onion there would be any milk in Lainey's thread.
Maybe in July onision realized the only thing that could save his channel is more drama with barely legal girls, so he found some chicks to help him with that and pretend they're 'catfishes'.
It strikes me as something he would do, and frankly, those 'catfishes' do seem to bait us lolcow users more then they do him.
it's definitely quite milky, onion fawning over a fangirl to piss lainey off>>443493
i agree, more threads would just end up in endless copied posts and a lot of confusion>>443490>>443495
this fucking guy. he kink-shamed social repose but he's fapping to fucking rape hentai all the time
What milk? There is none in either of those.
Sisters, you can't tell milk from bleach.
Sucking on a dry tit in hopes to encourage lactation?
The cow heard is plentiful, you need not be that desperate.
I know, I'm just getting more and more reasons to believe you're all being played.
These are all my posts.>>443514>>443506>>443494>>443486
Think about it.
One more caveat:
Lolcow's 'algorithm' for becoming and staying popular is much much easier to crack and achieve than YouTube's.
Onision is desperate for any kind of attention and relevancy. Ever since the apocalypse, he's been increasingly blatantly pandering to us and monitoring us.
Lainey seems genuinely uncomfortable with the situation of macncheese
Besides whats the point on being relevant un lolcow if at least more than the half of us sees the vidme instead of Youtube (which means no views )?
fame/infamy > money
As long as you stay relevant, you stay in the game. As long as you stay in the game, you haven't lost yet.
Also, sage this meta-discussion, please
This is crazy, why are some of you anons so determined to make these threads go slower? For some of us anons this is the only cow we follow.
Also during Billie era, she was discussed quite extensively in regards to her intentions w the onions. I know nothing has developed w macnfaggot yet but it's interesting to see how post-Billie Lameo is doing with the reality that she's quickly becoming expired goods.
It's true, onion gets attention from us, but none of it is going to save his YouTube career. Nor will it save his reputation. He also truly never learns so we can be confident that his actions aren't necessarily influenced by us.
stop saying she hasn't done anything seriously lol, go through the threads and look at all the evidence of her being a snakey bitch. she's thirsty as fuck for greg and constantly pesters lainey because she knows she's in a position of power because greg is a sad cunt who can't stay loyal to one woman. lainey is a doormat, we know that. and greg is a cuck, obviously. but that doesn't mean macncheese is an innocent petal who isn't malicious towards lainey and isnt trying to squeeze herself in between a married couple.
sage for rant but i'm sick of people trying to act like she's got nothing to do with it lol
Whats up with some farmers getting so angry at macncheese whatever because shes upsetting lameo? Who cares about lameo? It's not girls flirting with onion that's the problem. It's her husband fawning over them and giving them attention that's the problem. Some people here sound like when lameo blamed billie for her own husband cheating on her. I find this macncheese shit hilarious because lameo can't live in la la land where she claims her husband is not a cheating scumbag and totalyl devoted to her. Anything that wipes that smug look on lameo's face is the best.>>443446
she better be careful posting them anime girls that greg likes
I saw a comment earlier from an anon about how macnfag was 'tearing a married couple apart' and literally I don't understand why you'd even put that into the cow's head. If she's a troll, I want her to succeed. If she isn't a troll, I still want her to succeed because fuck Lainey.
Some of these anons seem to be playing sides, or I'm just tinfoiling hard idk.
I'm sorry anon you sound like a jealous onion fan and should consider your place I this thread. No one cares if macnfag isn't getting in between them. That's the best milk for us. Also he's going to find a different girl whether you like it or not.
Also that 'married man' nonsense hasn't been relevant since he fucked Billie sideways and made lameo leave.
again, who cares? We are here to observe this cow shit go down. We know onion is gonna flirt with other girls and he has fangirls who flirt with him. Lameo also ended up marrying him because she was hardcore flirting even when he was with someone. Who cares if she "rips their marriage apart". Then their marriage was shit to begin with like we all have been saying. All these anons trying to "warn" her and stop this from happening are clearly lameo/onion fans.>>443554>>443549
Definitely some lameo/onion fans who post in this thread, might even be sarah who is just like lameo and only blames other girls for the shit onion does.
>>443250>Hey, I think this video will help a ton of people and the reason I believe this is because the line of thinking that I'm about to introduce to you has helped myself significantly. Lets say you have an addiction. You can be addicted to most anything. Like I can be addicted to Doritos if I really liked them enough and they rewarded me enough, I would become addicted. Just like you can also be addicted to pot. If you like pot enough you can become addicted to pot. Or you can be addicted to Pepsi. Most anything, okay? Most anything can be addictive.
>So lets say you have an addiction to something, but you feel like it's hindering your life. Like it's making you struggle to function or to maintain your financial stability etc. What do you do about it? Well, if we keep our addictions secret, then we feel there is less of a priority to fix that. But if you start making promises to people or you start giving other people expectations of you - then you have that much more motivation to actually solve the problem.
>As you guys know, I've had an issue with hentai. I'm talking like super hero hentai, like Harley Quinn or just general cartoons of video game characters or whatever. Like Quiet from Metal Gear Solid. I've been into these nude women from video games, from animes etc. and it's become kind of an addiction for me.
>So recently I just blurted it out. You know, I blurted out to people in my life that I have this addiction. And I'm not proud of the addiction and so… Sense then I haven't had an issue. I haven't. It's been three days so far. Typically I would look at hentai every day or hentai type content and I haven't fallen. I haven't broken. I haven't had a problem since then.
>And part of the reason why I was able to just kick it is because I finally admitted that I had a problem to people. You know? It's too time consuming is the problem. Like it's very healthy to self gratify. To exercise your organs because that's what they're suppose to do. It's kind of like exercising your muscles or your heart being exercised. All these things are good to exercise so long as you already have a body that is not disabled.
>So there is nothing wrong with that. It was just the fact that this was taking away from me making videos. It was taking away from me actually focusing on my life and that's bad because most anything that is something you receive too much of can be a bad thing as you may know.
>So I've admitted something humiliating to you guys with out any shame because there is a lot of pride or there is a lot of respectability in a person coming forward and saying 'Hey, I have a problem.' So what I'm doing now is challenging you guys to take whatever addiction you have; whether it be to unhealthy food, or whether it be to something else that isn't good for you. A drug or otherwise. Maybe even coffee which increases your chance of heart attack, allegedly. According to many studies. Whatever your addiction is, I challenge you to either make a video or go to your loved ones and admit that you have that addiction, if you really want to kick it. Because when you admit you have a problem you are now carrying the weight of your loved ones expectations. You now have people to let down every single time you are suckered by that addiction in the future.
>So I kicked my problem because I made this promise to people. I like keeping my promises. I don't like letting people down and if I did not come forward with my hentai issue then there would be almost nothing keeping me from continuing to partake. Now it's not to say that I'm not going to look at naked images of women ever again. What it is to say is that I'm not going to let that consume my life because it's not healthy when it's to that extent. And while it hasn't caused me to not upload videos everyday on schedule; it has caused me to have less time with my significant other, with the stuff in life that is… Things I need to partake in to be a healthy human being.
>So again, this is some what of a humiliating video but sometimes we need to make these changes and in order to make these changes you gotta do something bold. Now you guys know way too much information but it was important for you guys to understand that I'm coming from a place that could be comparable to many people who are addicted to many other things. Even video games. Too much of those can ruin you. I know of marriages that have been destroyed by people focusing way too much on video games and not on their significant others. So, we are human. We have problems. Hope we can fix those problems by taking the initiative. Thank you so much for watching. Have a wonderful day.
"…To exercise your organs because that's what they're supposed to do.. your muscles and heart being exercised."
In that sense, would bumping lines of cocaine count as heart exercises? Lol seriously does he even listen to what he says before he uploads?
>>443270>Im sure that Lainey knew about him watching and jerking off to "naked cartoons"
i'm sure this is partly why she hates anime.
30+ old married man with 2 kids addicted (must jerk off daily) to hentai. what a fucking world~
I love you for doing these transcripts. Thanks!
It really sounds like Lainey wasn't aware of how much he watched it. It's also hilarious that he doesn't understand addiction, not surprising though.
damn, grease actually wants that pig ass.
that explains why lainey has been talking about how much she wants to cosplay now smh
Billie era moved insanely fast and was some of the best Onision milk, especially after he made that whole series of vids blaming Lainey and Lainey's response to the whole thing followed by Billie's fuck you flip the ring and the bird vid to them both.
Lainey should always remain a part of this thread, but so should anyone currently being 'auditioned' by Greg. I don't mind macncheese talk at all.
Probably nobody. Dunno why you would think that part of his talk is true when all the rest is cockshit.
For one, the vid is an obvious jab at Billie - "hey look, I gave up on my vices for other ppl, you should've done the same"
For two, the guy's a manipulative connieveing bastard with a history of making vids with the intent of covering his tracks.
It's possible, for example, that Jacklyn Glenn know knew about this. She recently threatened to expose him. He made a video making fun of her. This could be a video that neutralizes what she wanted to expose just in case she gets too triggered
I doubt that's the case, but that's along Onision's line of thinking and acting. Think of something similar to that.
So, by his admission, his priorities are:
2. uploading videos
3. family time
Wew, lads. Our work is cut out for us with this one.
>>443532>work a normal person job and be a productive member of society >ruin your reputation online by pandering to people that hate you for those YouNow clicks.
I mean, I know he doesn't have much of a shame receptor but I guess I just couldn't understand why he would do this. Even in desperation, what's the endgame?
There's no longevity in this model without destroying your life permanently. This space prince opera being a farce seems a little far-fetched to me. He can last on hate viewers forever.
Should say *can't last
Also, Lainey is a terrible actor, so I can't see her keeping up the facade. I also think she values her "integrity" to some degree, even though it doesn't look like it all to us.
Late to the party but why are you so personally invested in lameo's emotions? Who cares what happens between them? Are you forgetting Lameo was just as thirsty for him whilst he was in a relationship?>>443532
Yeah I've been noticing this too. Whenever farmers complain of a milk drought he does something milky. Anons were complaining about him being stale yesterday and today he reveals he's got a hentai addiction? The man is shameless.>>443565
If he wasn't so autistic I'd genuinely believe he's trying to jump on the edgy bandwagon. Imagine this coming from pewdiepie, you'd accept it as a massive joke.
All these. If you care so much about Mac's ~morals~ and getting between The Onion's ~sacred marriage~, you're in the wrong place.
Troll or no troll, her chances of getting as far as becoming part of the trinity are very slim. Greg doesn't follow her on IG or twitter and there's no way lainey would let her get close. I'm honestly just enjoying watching her get under lainey's skin so easily.>>443573
i'd love to see them make fun of his hentai addiction, he'd lose his mind.
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hmm, he sure does like putting the girls he likes the most in thubnails
yeah that’s a good enough point, i just got annoyed at the people suggesting we move the topic of mac to another thread and stuff. i think he’s doing that so he doesn’t trigger
his precious ~space prince~, i have no doubt they talk in private though
You sound like Sarah.
Lainey and Greg pretend to be polygamous (lainey to keep Greg, Greg to cheat on lainey). So this "he's married" shit is dumb. If onion takes the bait, he's scum like we all know he is, Lainey can leave while shes still young, and onions kids can get away from him.
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Why did we shit talk GingerBeck into oblivion but suddenly GoblinGirlCheese is off limits?
The self posing has been proven and it is insane. Don't be fooled, farmers.
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did he jack off to some cartoon girl with red hair and thought about jaclyn’s tits again
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Why does she look like Smell from This is England?
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THIS IS NOT MILK AT ALL ONLY REUPLOADING SO NOBODY WILL GIVE THEM THE VIEW REVENUEhttps://vid.me/hHuOA
oh god this pictures is so fucking funny
>tfw lainey has a crush on every single girl on her twitter feed except you . jpg
i can't believe how deceiving her pics were. mess, she's not even cute
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if only all his tweets and rants about small boobs being better were a roundabout way of saying this
instead we know he likes teens and can't stop being obsessed with JG's plastic surgery
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just for comparison's sake, this is what billie looked like on her shitty webcam when she streamed. kek onion what a downgrade.
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Greg prob relapsed kek
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The way she acted in the reception of the tattoo shop omg. cringe.>>442596
I found my ankle tattoos hurt a bit, definitely pinched. Not as bad as feet tho.
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Fuck. Me too. thanks a lot.
That looks hella fake tho
That's a sad little dick.
You literally have nothing going for you, Onion.
Not even in the trunk. How pathetic.
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From Repzion's Onion-response video: if you look closely, you'll see the Lolcow page in Grugly's reply.
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looked up onision on youtube to see if joy still showed up, but i noticed that repzion’s video is doing better than onion boy; so who really is getting defeating in the end?
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Just checked his social blade and jesus christ, what a fall from Grace.
How can he even pay for food now?
Lame streams almost everyday right? Hope she's bringing her fidget spinners today after all that stress with onion and macnfaggot
I also hope the chat is gonna bomb her with questions and comments about it
I swear some of you have impossible beauty standards. Where is that chubby?
Sage for irrelevancy
True, but given his current trajectory I doubt he'll make anywhere near as much on patreon next year. Once those current patreons get bored or can't afford it anymore there's not going to be any new fans to replace them. If you add the IRS hit to the mix he's gonna be truly fooked in 2018. I wonder if he's hiding the patreon $$$ because its already falling or if it's just him being generally dishonest.
He's still wasting money like crazy because for some reason he thinks he'll be 'back on top'. Tripped up by his NPD for the millionth time. Probably views the patreon thing as a permanent income too, just like he did with youtube.
the bottom text should say "not RUN by Taylor" instead of "not RAN by Taylor" but other than that…
Oh yeah he's definitely not able to save up money, reduce his lifestyle or have a realistic view of future income developtments. It can only end up bad since none of them can imagine having a normal Job with an average income
Also kek on the micropenis talk
I agree with this.
She is definitely not thin or in shape but still not chubby.>>443784
If he needed to get a job who would hire him?
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here's a reminder from his ex girlfriend to anyone wondering about the greasy cock size. it's not big.
Those look like boxer briefs more than boxer shorts (since they're tight around the legs). I think my husband wears those same ones. They should not be baggy in the front like that, they should have a lot more support. So, well…
And the only way he'd achieve movement like that is with something stuffed in there or with grossly saggy balls.
ok so reminder greg asked his underage fans recently to post pictures "looking their best" and "making themselves to look ugly/the most unflattering", now he's "challenging them to make a video admitting humiliating addictions"
what the fucking fuuuuuuuuck
personally i think he did this video, and the hentai one after each other intentionally.
this video was his shit attempt to trigger
them after their hilarious wheel of drama. they touched on everything lol, it prob made his blood boil.
the hentai video was to expose himself so if they were to retaliate with it, he has already become a martyr for it.
onision is thick as shit, but he is manipulative. i reckon he is scared with what JG and richie could know about him and his family (who i think the threat was against as she said it wasn't Onion directly)
catching up on the thread, and seeing a lot of mad bastards thinking onion thrives off LC. calm down, he is not catering videos to us, but he and Lameo do refer to us as haterz
i've been watching a few of the streams on and off for a few weeks and Lainey has been acting like this for a while in reference to macnfaggot, in fact, she acts blaisé to all of onion's lil patronfags
visibly scoffing at them. she can never hide emotions from her face.
tinfoil: i reckon lainey has fans that don't read the hate sites, or do occasionally idk, but basically, they follow things from her perspective. shit, sometimes farmers feel bad for her, i reckon that's why she has so many supportive fans. she gets pity. greg's an edgelord, but lainey will always garner sympathy by being a young mother, who was snatched from the cradle herself.
i also reckon this is why some girls will have an aversion to macnfaggot, knowingly trying to antagonise lainey who they pity.
i think it's to correlate with the start of his discord or patron.
new social group for these saddos, new twitters.
wouldn't it be so much smarter to just not admit to ridiculous shit like a cartoon porn addiction
and just deny it if someone makes some lame expose video? like that's always an option, i don't know who the fuck he thinks he is but he is under no obligation to admit anything to anyone, and i for one had to smoke a lot of weed to self soothe after attempting to get through even the transcript of that video
i felt harassed watching this, idk how the girl in the video coped
also he looks like a monster with that giant white head
Just so you guys know, that's not his dick bouncing, that's his ballsack - he has saggy old man balls.
I think he does these types of shots with girls because its some type of perverted content he gets off personally in his own private time. He likes the idea of violating the space of a young girl with his junk and this is the closest he can do so in this manner without it being considered sexual harassment.
he prob thinks he just took a bullet and they're out of ammo now.
remember he is not a smart man.
or if some of you want to tinfoil further, him, SG and richie are in on this together, and next week they'll 'admit' to being crack addicts in a hilarious way.
(p.s. i hope no one believes that tinfoil, we already know greg can't keep above half his bullshit lies about cuddlegate/his life etc.)
I legit believe he bought a massive amount of those subs/followers. The way he's losing on all platforms gives me the general vibe of bot followers dropping after a mass purchase. Like he's never actually been likeable for him to even get his following on all platforms where it is. Not saying that people aren't unsubbing/unfollowing his ass cause he's a prick.
I just don't think he actually has that many real fans following him… Just a lot of bots and dead accounts from 2008.
>( Twitter : 100 unfollows per day and barely over 10 retweets and 300 likes while having 370k followers )
>( Instagram : 200+ unfollows per day. Has almost half a mil following but just barely scraps 10k likes while others I follow can range from 20k=50k with the same following. Since Jan he's lost 50k followers )
>( Youtube : Losing roughly between all accounts probably 1k-3k per day. Has over "millions of subs" but barely scraps 50k views. )
It's much simpler, friends.