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Previous thread: >>>/pt/444507
>Lameobot still sucks at makeup
>Onion boy is still going to LA for collabs and bought a pair of shoes to replace his ugly dad ones
>Onion also releases a video discussing self-harm and upsets literally everybody
>Cow tipping lameobot on YouNow about Momokun causes her to have angsty replies and an obvious facial breakdown (also potential tears)
>Tinfoil speculation about who Onion is banging due to sudden lovebombing on camera
>Thread ended with being shitted up by 13 year olds who don't know how to sage or withdraw from commenting unnecessary things. (One worded responses not contributing to the conversation are frowned upon anon)
>The teat is relatively dry from both cows but lets hope something is brewing in there
Let's hope this doesn't happen again :)
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> an onision fan that resides in LA and interacts with Greg frequently
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> cakefacetay other twitter which is suspect enough
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> youtube channel for cakefacetay.
confirms she is not a gemini, but a water sign like onion.
looks like she wants to be an aspiring actor and vlogger…
he's had 0 success with flying girls out, she lives in LA.
think onion boy is going to ditch the wife at home for all future endeavours until she leaves him.
i'm starting to think someone is self-posting as well because I think we mentioned cakefacetay literally eons ago (in the last thread) and suddenly she is coming back up as a possibility but most of us know that Onion isn't into women who aren't white, and idk a lot of girls live in LA. Who knows, he could be talking to a girl who lives in LA but isn't following him on Twitter. But I could see her as a collab possibility. >>447865
I wish a farmhand was lurking onion threads at all hours lol, there were a few people that could have used a temporary pasture retreat if you know what I mean ;) >>447867
exactly, he isn't returning to LA anytime soon, and I think Lainey has some contribution to that decision but regardless, he has no career in LA (or a career left honestly)
I just re-read the rules, and just decided to stop giving those anons attention. The best thing to do would just be to report them I guess.
Also yeah, idk why people are not okay with moo speculation, I think its a tighter lead than any other theories simply because he is giving her the red carpet to strut on.
In fact, a lot of people should be excited since Moo gets many popular threads of her own. Its like two giant milky cows are coming together.
I think the sperging is over her being discussed in Onion threads but she is literally the most relevant thing in the Onion's lives right now so she is part of the discussion. If they get together, we have to consider making a thread for all three of them at once. But for now, they're both separate but crossing over.>>447880
If you don't like it you can leave. Its Hentai edition because someone in the last thread brought up that he might be fapping to moomoo because shes his real life hentai since he quit.
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You guys forgetting about how grease feels about black people?
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pretty sure he fancied this chick he worked with a lot
Jess was dating joenation (or whatever his name is) back then (and still??)
Jess was olgakays roommate. He also worked with olga. Olga dated Toby around this time i think.
(I'm ashamed I know any of this)
Cyr and SKC were the first people Onion collaborated with in person (first time going to LA), have you watched this before, anon?
PS: video not uploaded by Onion.>>447902
He collaborated with Olga too when he started taking off, I think they only made emo-dating videos and eventually collaborated again a year later.
kek, yes i remember. i had a giant crush on skc when i was like 16/17, i use to make my then bf and friends watch his videos. then i got jealous of britini martini lmao but still stuck around. SKC is not the same guy these days
i thought cyr was cute
i couldn't make my mind up about onision, til i saw his speaks video and realised what a dumb ass he was and kept hate watching. i totally knew he was in love with skye's sister, always fixated on her in videos. then AJ released the letter and he screamed her name out in bed or something iirc
i remember the emo vids with olga, she was a circus chick wasn't she? is that why she was popular. onion always hanged with the skeevz, you'd never see davedays working with him
sage for lols
Please keep this garbage over in >>>/snow/381380
along with all the other Onion dick riders.
i just want to give more support to the theory that greg got caught jacking it to momo>>447910
which is why this is happening, i can very clearly picture him saying, "It's juts..kjmgrjdrg ANIME. If you were anime I would whack off to you too"
I always thought Cyr was a cutie, even to this day but that's just me. Also, who tf is skeevez?
Saged for not watching the lulzsor4ndUm phase on YouTube, started watching Grease in late 2011-12
i meant he hangs out with the sketchy ones lol. wee joke.
it's ok anon grease doesn't really evolve. if u watch the valentines dumg gf vid with jess he's almost foreshadowing his impending divorce with laimey
Because he recycles the same damn hairstyles from when he was a teenager, just look at the guitar picture with his former step-daddy (Crazy Tami's last husband).
On the other hand, he don't look that bad-nvm Gregma used filters in his old videos too!>>447910
jfc, did she even google misty, her hair is up. she doesn't have daft heavy eyebrows and no eyeliner, maybe on the top waterline
how does she not have the time to present a decent image to the world, how is she so ignorant of advice
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>I'm Misty AF
Nice armpit rug, Laimey.
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I think onion made that "will you still love me when I'm older" twitter post because he saw himself in his most recent vlog. fuck he looks crusty.
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He looks like a melting waxwork a la Kylie Jenner
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old man gerg is getting sleepy guys it's hard for him to provide any milk these days
Her Misty tutorial was so sad, that wig is one thing, but her eyebrows being so weirdly drawn and not even remotely close to a proper color for the character did not help at all.
I think the eyeliner didn't help either, Misty doesn't really have eyeliner like that so it was basically Lameo wearing a halfassed costume.
Tinfoil but Greg might be obsessed with Moo because she makes 10k on Patreon and wants Lainey to do the same–with cosplay. She's been mentioning it more and more lately although she was never into it. I wonder if he'd like her to do soft-porn, too.
It wouldn't make sense for him to find out how she's making so much because it is cosplay + soft porn, two things he couldn't do, but Lainey could. Maybe they fought about that, but Misty's costume is already pretty revealing for Lainey and her 'dysmorphia'.
oh god, Lainey would do it too. Anything to please Onion. Best part about it is he'd use it against her when they split too. It'd be easy for him to convince his fans she cheated on him or something if she was doing soft core porn. They're all lil teenagers who wanna hop on his dick anyway.
Only sad thing will be her kids, poor troy will probably end up seeing one his mommys nooods one day
Probably why shes making her way back to being feminine. Wouldn't be surprised if she got the idea to become a fake boy from the tinfoiling on here about him secretly wanting to bang girly dudes (and shane)
Even better I wonder if Sarah has secretly been convincing Lainey to keep up the space prince act to make her unattractive to Onion while she lurks around the mcmansion now 17 and looking more like a billie skinwalker to steal Onion away
We all know Sarah wants the onion dick and seems more straight then gay so it'd make sense for her to want Lainey to be all space prince like and grow body hair.
If this turns out to be the truth, can you imagine how stupid they'll both be about this?
Most professional cosplayers spend thousands on materials and photographers, and lameo and gurg are underestimating it so hard
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>shows off size 28 shorts like they're 24s
imo the reason she was a fakeboi for a while was/is because she's become so far removed from her real self that she was trying to be 'different' - so, because she didn't feel conventionally attractive (body changes from having children, short hair, emotional issues, relationship issues) she made it 'okay' by being 'not conventional' - so she had an excuse or a REASON not to be conventionally attractive
but now that her hair is growing out and things are calming down a little bit she's trying to become actually attractive again.
This is what I was saying in the last thread: if she just stuck to any one aesthetic she would be attractive by now.
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Pls spoiler next time, that is horrific.>>447940
He likes cosmetic surgery as much as Lana, so that makes sense>>448001
One piece of evidence I remember is an entry on her tumblr or whatever "I hate the way I feel when he comforts me" or something like that.
Other anons might remember better how the Sarah <3 Onion theory came to be
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oniongrease is whining about youtube once again :)
Did she say "We are misty"? holy shit she sounds mental with all that angeder bullshit.
Also, why does she have to be so half assed at everything? She didn't style the wig properly and her real hair is sticking out under it.
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This chick really loves Greg she'd jump on the microdick in front of Lamey.
Asian American is 7, African American is 1. Even though he doesn't say the N word at any point, >>447886
but this shit is deplorable.
>Those screenshots are from forever ago, he's probably changed his mind or at least evolved to some degree
(Okay even the average farmer would agree he hasn't evolved a cm since high school) If you take notice of his "hot or not" videos he has said no to all black people, at least from the videos I've seen. Also, he doesn't have any black friends. He has never collaborated with black people from youtube except Smellziebutt or whatever he was called. Would he stick it in with such a racist mindset just because she's young, maybe… but I'd be more convinced if he wanted to smash moomoo, especially with all the curvy body talk
ana-chan pls go>>448015
Given his track record, YouTube probably demonetizes his content by default. YT is not to blame for your dying channel and dwindling views, Gerg.
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wearing the mustache and wigs, just make me cringe. it’s like he’s trying to go back how he use to be on UhOhBro when he got millions of views but it’s just embarrassing now
I think it's 0.33%?
Not sure, running on 4 hours of sleep lol.
This. So hard.
There are a lot of people who assume Onion boy would have changed from high school but not only has he not changed since high school, he even fantasizes it and uses it as inspiration for his books. He likes having a teen demographic because he feels like he can still pretend his advice applies since he hasn't had any adult experiences (even him being a father is more of a teenage experience for him). And like yeah his speaks videos are further evidence that his opinion of colored people has not changed, he has nothing nice to say about black people (even when they're his fans) and the closest he ever is to being nice is to acknowledge someone who is
attractive but you won't find this man in the bed of a colored lady.
I am seriously in disbelief that this is the best he can come up with. This disgusting excuse for a dad is faced w/ huge debt and has been alive for 35 years. The best he can do is buy a dollar store costume? Or better yet steal it from his ladyboy wife?
I'd rather him go back to humiliating himself, maybe in public places lol.
ANON she weighs 104 pounds, didn't you know! She regularly repeats this and gets triggered
when people say she isn't too skinny.
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Soooooo does that means she hadn't already come out as agender?
I thought she did a video about being agender like years ago.
I know this is blogposting/superflouous but I am a size 28 in jeans as well, and 5'3". I have a 10 in difference between my waist and hips and I still weigh 115 lbs. I am not even close to being underweight and neither is Lainey. If she wears a size 28, she's probably underreporting her weight by 10 or 15 lbs.>>448015
I thought youtube wasn't about the money, Gerg? I thought it was what "saved you" from suicide. Hmmm, maybe you're not actually creative and you just want to profit off the ignorance of 14-year-olds.
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someone needs to get this through to gurrgles, he pretends to idolize Hawking.
That's true– if she really had disordered eating/thoughts and was "on that skeleton shit," as she so eloquently put it, she would be mortified to publicly show off her size 28 jeans. >>448093
I'm guessing Onion just didn't want to do it and the video never existed on the first place.
-Ignoring most of the chat.
-Confirms that she casually drinks and would date someone who casually drinks, but weed is SOO bad huh?
-Onion bought her a drink on her 21st birthay.
I've been in the Moo threads since #1 and there is no parallel story going on for her with trips to LA, hints of a new romance etc. She's ranting as per usual, busy making her shitty cosplays etc.
Like Greg, she's a dominant person in her relationships and wants a guy she can push around. I know there's some attachment Greg's showing to her by dogging her social media but she seems to be getting on with her life per usual. Moo's a cow like any other and would be dropping crazy hints. Anyone who follows her will know the other half of the story is just not there.
I do believe he's up to something, if not with his dick, with his heart. I'm sorry to see these threads devolving the way they presently are. Hopefully the right girl will be found and we'll be back on track.
Onision lurks here often, and loves drama no matter what as it gives him notoriety and infamy. He has been caught pandering to lolcow directly. Onision sees that Momokun is a huge drama cow on this board herself and jumps at any opportunity to capitalize on that to help his dwindling popularity.
I remember an anon once saying the only cow with nearly as many threads as Onision is Momokun.
Let's go one step further anon. Maybe she nagged him to buy her clothes and he didn't want to, so he bought really shitty stuff. Like he probably got passive aggressive with it and came home with jockstraps and protective cups. Or size 13 men's shoes. Stuff that a real man could wear and she wouldn't ever fit in them.
Maybe he instead went to the goodwill on the wrong side of the tracks and he brought used, nasty things for her. Like humiliating clothes with stains and smells. She would never show any video like that, and she wouldn't she keep asking if he kept doing that to dissuade her.
sage for tinfoiling. I just want to think that he's mean toward her in everything he does
I believe he would go out and buy her ugly stuff because he thinks it's funny and it made her sad, he could have also made her feel bad after when she didn't want to make a video using them. I could see his response of " it's a my boyfriend buys me outfits, I did so why are you mad"
Got this tinfoil hat on origami swan style
Honestly this is most likely what happened. She's been asked so many times to do this video and probably pestered him and he decided to take the liberty of putting his creative influence on the video by making it funny in vein of becoming viral and sohilariousomg. But lameo just wants to show off Onion as her own and wanted a cute couple video that showcases their marriage in a good light. Ofc she isn't ever going to get that.
I don't think there is one video (maybe like two) of them together where Greg doesn't deliberately act like a huge idiot because he thinks it would spice up the video or make it entertaining.
I'm looking forward to their divorce bc you know she'll pull evidence out of him being a huge dick to her
Shame he'll never call lolcow out directly or feature us in a video because he knows while some of his personal army would come here to defend him, a majority of them would become educated and actually leave him.>>448113
Lol he might as well be theirs considering he was only hers for a year of their marriage
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Look y'all, Gretchen made his dinner all by himself! Yay he can cook!!!
So much yeast and starch, will he be able to shit?!
Probably throws it in the oven and feels all acomplished like he actually made something for himself. I know someone like that, they have a microwave but usually make that shit in the oven to be all. "I cook my food in the oven" Yeah bud its still fucking premade frozen shit so settle down.
I know vegan shit can look like real meat and all but do they make frozen vegan ready meals? Almost looks like crap from a hungry man frozen dinner.
No doubt, he's really pushing doormat to her limits and she's practically grasping at straws to prove: "Greggy still loves me!!!"
Something went down in LA/she's finding out even more fucked up shit about him by the day
He knows damn well she's more of a liability to him than an asset, aside from luring in teen girls (she still fucks that up) what does she honestly bring to the relationship? Cosplay? He can just fap to Momo-kun's arguably better (yet still shit) cosplays. Manic Pixie Dream Alt-girl fantasy? He can just e-stalk Billie. Cooking and Cleaning? She probably reminds him of the biggest mistake of his life (divorcing Skye). A loving family? To him, those kids are probably parasites that suck his money dry and scare away any potential girlfriends.
In Greg's mind she'll always be the rebound from Shiloh.
Yeah, I wouldn't feel too
bad if he abruptly divorced her; you know, if she wasn't such a heartless bitch to everyone including her own family.
Not to mention that the little onion-family he has probably reminds him of what he could've had if he was still with Skye or Shiloh; a cute girly wife who'd do anything for her husband and children and not having to worry about the pesky IRS tryna jack his hard-earned money.
Lainey is his karma
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Hmm seems years later he's still trying to prove Skye wrong, getting in a failed 3 way relationship and having 2 kids. He may live in a trailer somewhere if he doesn't adapt to his new salary.
>>448172>If she wasn't such a heartless bitch to everyone including her own family
This upsets me because when
Onion divorces her, no doubt they'd welcome her back with open arms and be more than willing to either help take care of her kids/help her get back on her feet
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Well she also predicted this:
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I guess he's been a miserable fuck ever since he left her for younger women who didn't fill much of a void other than power-trips
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Found another interesting post!
Also wtf she was friends with Edwin?! Oh yeah and she made a slight dig at anti-O's for being dramawhores lol
Been considering his escape plan for a while and here's my 2 cents.
Greg will not be serving Lameo divorce papers when he's gonna start a new permanent relationship. There will be child support issues and alimony to contend with, and we've seen how quick he is to dissolve any sense of responsibility when it comes to taking care of anything but himself. Neglecting turtles, giving away guinea pigs, got rid of nibbles the dog before lame arrived. Does he walk his dog's now or clean up after them? Does he physically feed his children? When was the last time he bathed his kids or changed their diaper?
See, Greg is so ready to dispose of things, friendships, followers (your blocked, blocked) pets, and children. He would say, I don't want to take your babies away from you Lame. You keep them. But here's the rub. He would be very willing to sign away his kids (give up parental rights) because then lameo could not get child support.
When parents get divorced, usually men are fine with the woman getting sole custody with visitation, until they find out that it means paying hefty child support. In most cases, the men are now pissed at the thought of alimony and child support, so then they gun for shared custody, because then they don't really have to pay much if any child support. Greg does not want to ever take care of those kids by himself ever, not even for a day.
I believe Greg will only initiate a divorce if get gets lameo to agree to terminate his parental rights of the children, thereby protecting him from ever giving them not even a dime. But since Lamey won't let onion break up with her, here's what I think he will do instead.
Greg will just get separated from Lame instead. He can file for a legal separation, say he and lainey are no longer together, and he won't be held financially responsible for anything. A separation exists to protect both parties. After a seperation, both parties now can make oodles of money without having the other person lay any legal claim upon that money from that point on. They can stay technically married forever while not being liable for any fiduciary responsibilies incurred by the other party.
Also, he will do the same thing to Lame that he did to Skye. Offer her to stay at the house for a year free or get paid a miserable amount per month for a year. He will bully her into signing papers he drew up himself and use that in a court of law later to negate future claims. Lame would be an idiot to sign anything without her father, hence why onion alienated her from her dad and support system.
I think he will only ever get divorced if he finds a rich trust fund kid or another famous person with money, or any person will a lot of money. Otherwise, unless something very grave happens, or as you said, he drives Lameo to divorce him first. He won't be pulling the pin of this grenade anytime soon
sage for super long blah blah text wall
People can have dark body hair and lighter head hair, anon.
Anyway it doesn't look like she shaved either way. Her pits aren't even that bad, considering the whole package.
same fag again, forgot one thing.
Now this part is major tinfoil, but with his repeated trips to LA, I think maybe something even more devious is being plotted by greasy.
I think grease had been pushing lameo mentally to record her. Remember like a week or 3 ago in that one video where he says, You gonna hit me again, and he zooms up on her and his face in the mirror? He will use it as evidence in court (duh).
I think grease is traveling to LA to not only cheat, but to more importantly establish residency in California. The divorce laws there are well known, but allow me to explain. California is a no fault state, meaning adultery doesn't matter, only if you use community property funds on the cheated, and then you can get that money back, but that's about it.
Also, in California, it's a 50/50 place, meaning if grease files in California, Lamey will have to pay Onions debts in a divorce. Greg would have to pay her debts.
I think, continuing the trends on Lame and her continued success (and onions fall of revinue) that gred will wait until she is the main bread winner, then he will file for divorce. That way, Lamey will have to pay Greg alimony!!! Can you imagine?
That would probably be the only way to achieve any semblance of popularity that gurg had once. Lame in on the hook for alimony and child support, and Greg will make videos of it. Otherwise, a regular divorce won't be anything new, and will just be repetitive. Oh wait….. lol
Ps I am the Hollywood gossip girl. I saw Shaq wife do this to Shaq before the divorce. She took his kids, left Miami, got a hotel in California, and filed under California laws to get more money. Smart lady, will groggles do the same?
sage for speculation tinfoil and 2 Hollywood gossip sentences.
Does this really work? This is kind of fucked up.
I think we'll see whether Greg will go back to L.A. or not, his video title said he wasn't.
With any other couple I'd say don't give him ideas, but… they're both so unbearable and the divorce has to happen sooner than later.
Ive mentioned thid "theory" in many threads before.
Hes definitely trying to do that because 1) it would make him go all like "awww i got dumped plz feel sorry for me" and 2) theres a lot of shit that will go on on the divorce proceedings that will benefit him instead of go against hi (if he dumped her instead).
He's recently sold a house to his mom. Is it possible he had his mother hold onto the money from it an in a bank account under her name ect?
I know a few people that put property and money under their parents so when a divorce happens the spouse can't claim jack shit of it. I highly doubt someone who is as frugal as he is has literally spent 100's of 1000s on nothing … Because besides his basement he's got nothing to show.
To me he literally comes off as a hoarder of money. Frugal that he'd wear the same ugly second hand looking clothing for years and never properly decorate his home and never a single vacation.
I think he's stock pilling money into a bank account under his mother so Lainey can't touch it. He's readying himself to make a leap. While telling Lainey the moneys going to pay off debts, debts in which he never shows her the bills for.
Anon who youre answering to , here.
> I know a few people that put property and money under their parents so when a divorce happens the spouse can't claim jack shit of it
I talked about this too when I talked about the divorce outcome. Yes it is something people do a LOT . He has been "covering his bases" for the last couple of years or so, no doubt about it.
He's too cheap/frugal to pay for advice. Probably just going to an online legal site for advice just like he went to an online tax site to do his taxes.
However, I do agree with the anon you're quoting that he probably is looking into divorcing Lainey in L.A if it means she pays half the debt. When ever he's wanted something, he's always done research. He has an obsession with always being in the right and coming out on top. He's not smart by any means, but he's not really stupid to just sit on his hands and do nothing either.
2 things he cares about
> Money> himself
He's going to fight tooth an nail to make sure neither of those get screwed over.
Is Lainey even going to be able to claim that much alimony ? She's probably not making much less then he is as her stuff isn't being cut on youtube as much/ she has her own patreon and younow. While he got stuck paying his ex alimony because she had no job or source of income.
He'll only be nailed for child support .. Unless Lainey is stupid enough to make a verbal agreement with him on how to go about it with the children. Which he'll stick with for a couple months before starting to weasel his way out of it. ( stop paying )
He's really been pushing her to be more independent lately.
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she looks like an actual haggard witch
That's the thing, he pushed her to start making her own money. God knows exactly what was said, but it sure lit a fire under her ass. But she's screwing herself up by listening to him and streaming and sruff. Onion will show that she can support herself and the kids.
His tweet on April 8 2017 at 2:43 am says Lainey is doing such a good job selling our used clothes. So happy Lainey has that income.
He's planting the seed over a period of time that shows consistency in her ability to work. Notice how this all eventually started after Billie got with Drew? He just wants to be free. To get free last time was very expensive for him. So if Lainey doesn't want to stream or make videos onion will bug her until she does. Cuz he's a dick and wants to pay as little as possible.
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this time it's not shooped, she almost makes them touch. Maybe one more video guys and it happens.
Gotta love the kind of vegan that doesn't know shit about food. Wheat with I guess a bean patty, lentils with beans, corn, more wheat bread and whatever that thing on the left is. But he's pretty sure it's all vegan and everyone knows vegan equals healthy, right? What a fucking child.
Also no wonder they sleep in separate rooms, he must break wind like a brass band.
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I think the most pathetic part of Plaino the "lesbian" Cuck is that she can read all of this shit yet still have the audacity to scoff at the "jealous h8ers" or brag about how much of a "twin flame" she is to Gregory "I have an addiction to Hentai" Avaroe/Jackson
Just give it a couple months or even a year plank, the end is high and while you make your "Why I'm getting Divorced." Video all of us anons will still be here saying we told you so/laughing at the hilarious milk that divorce saga'll bring
She looks so much better with no eyeliner. I wonder if this phase will ever stop. >>448378
Could be the case, I just thought he realized that it's easier for her to make money. But then again, she said she keeps all the money that she makes from YouTube and streaming.
Nice theory but considering Greg can't even file his taxes properly I doubt he is informed on the intricacies of divorce law in multiple states.
I think he's been pushing Lainey though, but most likely to get her
to divorce him first. He'd never take the children.
The stupid contracts he draws up and gets people to sign are not legally binding and will not hold up in court. He'd have to get actual lawyers to draw up and notarise a contract, and even then, if it's not considered fair by the court it can be overruled.>>448314
Alimony and child support are based on income not whether it's "legally a job" whatever that means. They don't care if the money comes from blowjobs or a trust fund or being manager at McDonald's.>>448367
I know, and it doesn't even seem to be well-informed. It's a combination of giving lurking onions free legal advice and giving them shitty legal advice.
No, 10 minutes just allows for 2 ads per video instead of one.
From the last thread:> LaineyBot:>LaineyBot, Youtube >$249 - $4K Estimated Monthly Earnings
>Patreon:>$1,509 per month ($1,433 with the 5% taken out)
>YouNow>3,000 - 50,000 bars daily (she averages at 6,000->7,000 bars a day) (6,500 Bars cost $49.99)>90,000 - 1,500,000 bars monthly>Based on her average I would estimate she pulls about 1,500 a month
>Miscellaneous:>Merch>Sponsors>Reselling Clothing/Sponsor provided items
>TOTAL NOT INDUCING MISCELLANEOUS>$3,182 per month
$3k and not having to pay for rent? Yeah. She has enough money.
Why do all her tweenybop fans have so much money to throw on horseface's paycheck?
Remember the time when you used to get allowance, or when you used to work some entry-level job for minimum wage? I used to be so happy to earn some money and be able to spend it on something I needed or wanted. I can't fucking imagine throwing that much money on a boring horseface that is scoffs 24/7.
ikr, I'd be buying clothes or going to the movies. I get that movies are easier to acquire now and maybe clothes are cheaper but that doesn't explain to me people paying for nonsense.
I mean, if they wanted a boring friend to sit there deadpan vocal frying about their fidget spinners, they could surely do that for free.
Or because he got a fucked up circumcision. My nephew apparently has one, the machine or whatever didnt cut him right so its only half done. It can be fixed later but she isnt sure if she wants to do it in case it somehow becomes worse. Could be what happened to Greg would explain his obsession with it being horrible and back up adriennes claim. Bet his mommy tried voodoo magic to fix his messed up willy and Onion was too big of a doctor phobe later to do any corrective surgery. Fuckin kek
But for real it is 100% a real thing that can happen
doctors do that shit by hand. it's really fucked up. but can we stop talking about this?
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Guess who made an appearance on /r/im14andthisisdeep
Wow I never considered this but it's disturbing how much it makes sense.
Dicklet is so insecure that he needs to constantly talk about how at least HIS dick isn't mutilated.
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The boy wearing a Tiara, she is wearing it because she gave herself a gender reveal party with cake and all.
What exactly is gay music and gay cupcakes?
Isnt that homophobic within itself?
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-Onion is her guest at her gender reveal party…." These people are parents 'huge sigh'.
-Theres a bible thumper in the comments and Lame says the only people that could help her repent and change her mind and go religious is her parents.
-Went to the pumpkin patch, of course onion didn't bother going was probably fapping to hentai and a strange dog got into her car.
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She's back to squinting through her whole stream.
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I bet Onion wants to punch her for real because she isn't bringing in the barely legal girls.
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She is so desperate to be a frail weak snowflake.
Tegan and Sara and rainbow cupcakes, obviously.
But yes this is homophobic stereotyping because Plainey's not really gay and she's a fucking cunt abusing the LGBTQ community for attention.>>448702
How was that whack with the ugly stick?
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With the whole internet at their fingertips, youd think theyd find some yummy vegan recipes.
Its not like they're poor…
Ohhh my god anon did you just ASSUME her kids identify as such? How do you know her kids don't identify as dogs? Hmmm? Don't specie shame her children
But for real, it really shows how unattached she is to her kids. She' said definitely one of those girls who gets knocked up young and regrets having them and does her best to try and live her life like she doesn't even have them. It's really surprising considering she breast fed both of them supposedly. Like the way she avoids acknowledging they exist as often as possible is crazy.
I don't call my ~things~ daughter/son because i dont put gender conformities on them~~~!!!!!11
Yep and she's trying so hard to cling onto her youth with clothes from Hot Topic, ~muh anxiety~, and forget the fact she signed her life away to the responsibility of having kids before she was mentally ready.
You're already abusing the LGBT community adding the Q. Might as well start adding "ABCD" too.>>448775
Pissing myself from the laughter here. She looks an Oompa Loompa met papa Trump indeed.
Onion got his wish that he wanted reserved for Billie
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foot face vs trump
oompa loompa doopadee doo, can i have another volcano from you?
oompa loompa doopadee day, my pronouns are only them or they.
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Not sure if anyone noticed his latest pedo incident
What incident? That he retweet from that awful combination of Sarah and Billie? He is retweeting pretty much everyone for approval rn
Some other anons have touched on this (>>448864, >>448864
First off: LEARN TO SAGE. Jeebus. It is NOT hard, if you have no real contribution then put the word "sage" in the email field. I know, doesn't make sense as "saged" font is blue and "unsaged" font is fucking green (like sage) but deal. This thread is turning to shit and this is numero uno why.
Secondly, depressed because not shaving? Do you have any life experience further than your nose? Shaving/not shaving does not equal depression. Fuck. Even if attention… no. Blanket statements. NO.
Thirdly: her low effort crap? She's literally retarded, this is what she thinks effort is (but she's had Onision san as her fucking mentor so low effort seems to be what to strive for in their household).
Fourth: and not specific to your post, anon, but please do not sympathise with this fuckrag of a woman. We have seen her "evolve" and it is a sad sight to see. She takes pocket money from youngsters (upwards of $3,000 a month) for this shitshow of a career. Fuck her. She wants to be special but she's about as special as my toenail clipping once it hits the floor because it's flicked off the clipper and I've forgotten to pick it up until its embedded in my sock a fucking fortnight later. Yes, abusive relationship, we all know she is in one. She doesn't want help, and when she does, she can read past posts and fucking read the evidence there and drop his mongoloid ass. There are more than enough out there, just fucking stop now.
Even THIS thread is turning to shit.
I know you're like "smolbean" and "she's manipulative" but fuck my raw red arsehole after a bowl of double-sachet Shinramyun noodles if I don't hate you newfags as much as I hate that weeman.
Key lesson: Learn to sage, don't sympathise with a shitshow such as Taylor and don;t make blanket statements. That makes you as bad as them.
Thank you anon for this post.
Plainey is considered a lolcow for a reason. Your pity only makes her agender dick harder.
Also that Lainey stan always forgets to mention that she lured a 16 year old in her house, and didn't give a shit that girl is missing school as long as she can use her as emotional tissue. And in that case, she wasn't manipulated by Onion to do so.
Lol for real about the sarah thing. She encouraged her to quit school and move in with her to take care of her kids, be her tissue, and be her defender all under the guise she was ~saving~ her from her abusive home and taking over her guardianship. She brought her right during all the billie shit because she didn't want a 2v1 against gerg and billie.
Then when there was a chance it could negatively affect her, she agrees to throw her out back to that abusive home she was saving her from. That's the reason she came right? But she so easily sends her back if it starts making her or her husband look bad? What a great friend! Guess that WASN'T the reason she actually brought her after all, or she wouldn't send her back.
And when lameo couldn't get another person to do all those things sarah would do for her (reason she wants a gf) in fear they want to steal her rotting onion, she brings her back. What a joke. Shes the only person dumb enough to ruin their life and revolve it around her ass. She probably thinks she deserves girls doing that for her since she did it for onion boy. No, that's not how healthy relationships work.
>>448899>She encouraged her to quit school and move in with her to take care of her kids, be her tissue, and be her defender all under the guise she was ~saving~ her from her abusive home
No need to put it in the past tense, Anon. If Sarah is out there now, as many suspect, it is the same shit different day as it was when she was 16. She's 17 now, or soon to be 18, I believe. I suspect one day 5 or 6 years from now, Sarah will look back on this episode of her life and wonder why she threw her youth away on two people as undeserving as Greg and Taylor. But right now, she's in luuuuuuurve or something and thinks she'll be able to get some of that Taylor poon if she's there on the scene. Or something else along those lines that is making her so very, very stupid.
you're right, i was multitasking too much and misread the comment sorry
it's still funny though that his fans are such sponges and adopt his opinions and the looks of the girls he likes
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sage for random but I just noticed Billie's display picture. I'm guessing some fanart? Which I only bring up because Plain always gets this super mediocre fanart (probably cause her actual fans are like 12)..even Billie's fanart is more beautiful and creative.
oh god anon, maybe you are reading this thread too often lmao>>448924
it is indeed fanart and you're right, all that lameo gets from her fans are stupid cringey drawings that look nothing like her and don't even fit her space prince agenda. I think we've made fun of that in a past thread
They follow macncheese too right? Wonder if shes another troll trying to get into the mic mansion for milk
If so then geeeze they really need to learn to be more secretive.
Not to derail any further but I once dreamt of a farmer dropping a pic of Gregma's sekrit child, it was a boy and he was blonde af with blue eyes. And that was after
reading a thread about Troy and sekrit children.
Maybe some of us should step away from Lolcow for awhile.
ikr, I don't get why some anons need to fight with other anons all the time just because they write something that's not interesting. as long as it is saged and not clogging up the thread too much because a thousand people write the same shit over and over again I don't see the problem. I thought it's funny that some anons have weird sex dreams about the onions.
We should focus on hating greg and lame instead of being bitchy to each other.
saaame lol. she stayed completely quiet when he was trying to make billie shave her head, get a tattoo, chain her up in the basement, AND used
"betraying lainey" as justification. radio silence. but when people rightfully call them awful people then it's all "BUT WHERE'S MY SUPPORT? HOW AM I IN THE WRONG?" like hmm bitch i wonder
Weird dreams about Onion are probably more common than you think. I've had a couple and I'm a completely different anon.>>448980
I think most people's pity for her ended when she decided to stay after the first Cuddlegate. I only feel sorry for the poor kids.
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did anyone notice that in lameos gender reveal video gurg ate a cupcake and didn't care if it was vegan or not? after lainey mentioned it he just said "I'm vegetarian" and ate the whole thing. how can you be so full of shit and claim to be vegan for weeks but eat non vegan stuff all the time.
Anon Lainey isn't a woman! They are a smol space prince! How dare you misgender them /s
But let's be honest, Lainey knowingly and continues to ruin her own life anons can't help him anymore than she already helps him herself
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ship that space prince away onion boy!
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Maybe it's just me but he looks especially dwarfish here and it's not only the perspective. I also remember a lot of videos where his pants were way too long, maybe I'll try to find one or two for the lols
Such a sad backyard. Not raked, full of weeds, patchy grass, no pretty plants, no ornaments… It's totally neglected. Even worse than their poorly furnished house.
These people are literally a waste of space.
I would be very, very embarrassed to be seen with these people.
They're both waaaaaaaay too try-hard.
And way to stick to your veganism Onion.
Many thanks for uploading anon.
Question time. How can she be gay and agender? Don't they cancel each other out? If anything she is straight because being "agender" means no gender.
Of course this is based on her logic. If you have a brain you know agender is a bullshit term brought about by millenials who need to labels themselves for attention and a feeling of self worth.
Lezz be honest Taylor, you're a lipstick lesbian who sometimes feels a bit tomboyish. Get help you snowflake.
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So here's one that I found from the Lainey & Greg (A Day in Our Life) video kek
A quick Google search about Katy Perry suggest that Katy has done more with a girl than Lameo has.
Doesn't Lamey get mad when people try to tell her what her sexuality is? Who's the fake again Lamey?
I bet he does that so he doesn't have to lie about the length of the pants he buys. Would come in handy with any height arguments I suppose.
"Oh yeah? Well if I was lieing about my height would all of my pants reall say – length??"
Little does he know these pictures of his fucking floor dragging pants gives it away. He must go through a lot of jeans, I know personally from hand me downs that jeans like that get worn down quick.
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No1curr about your dreams. We don't care about astrology derailing, armchair psychology, mombie rants, etc. so why is this acceptable, interesting or relevant.
When did we start letting newfags shit up our Onion threads guys?
so.. she doesn't conform to the two genders but recognises them, but acknowledges she is attracted to males and females. so she rejects other agendered trans/folk? i'm so fucking confused.
does pansexual not go with agender
how can she have so many crushes but not understand wtf she identifies as, who could handle that mess, the fact onion deadpans straight face puts up with it shows he knows its a farce
i often wonder what is scripted and what isn't. is laineybot a persona? greg tried to make onision a persona after all the shiloh shit when he tried to backtrack about some of the more controversial footage he produced.
they're so mental
the end is creepy. he gleefully admits that he is excited to have found a way to get concentrated pics of his choosing from girls.
next he'll be taking trips to amsterdam for sex tourism if that's not what he's already using that hotel room in LA for
imagine greg in that lonely hotel room dm'ing fans that are in the area and he's free, alone and in a hotel….
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Anyone noticed lately that grease barely streams on younow anymore? FFS I just wish these cunts would hurry up and fucking divorce and cause a god damn milk flood. Cunts, I want my fucking milk!
Sage for whinging
I wanted to slap her really hard by the end of the video. I had to pause it four times it was so unbearably pathetic and desperate.
I am losing hope Greg will ever leave her. We all sit here tinfoiling but what if he actually loves her. No evidence to show he doesn't really.
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yes he's hopping between streaming platforms right now. the only milky streams were some of the younow ones. but I saw he uploaded a new schedule on twitter today so I guess we can look out for younow milk on mondays and fridays >>449032
that's exactly my thoughts. It would be such an embarrassment for him to buy shorter than average pants
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I just realized it's (sorta) the 10th anniversary of Onion's shitty YouTube rise to infamy, he was less narc-is and more dorky back in '07.
Happy greasy anniversary folks!
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Says he's still in LA and he wants to 'pump out those videos'.>I'm all alone and it's delightful.
Says he had ten pages worth of entries for his contest. (Giving away a signed copy of his book This Is Why I Hate You.)
>And I'll ship it to you, assuming you don't have painful shipping. In an awful British accent In Great Britain we have an import fee.
A call back to the time he had a contest to give away his old DS but didn't want to pay the high shipping fees.
(Now Ugly to Pretty)>First of all we have ugly. You get a z for zero effort. and the pretty version is them with half their face. There is no way your winning this. Who tries to look pretty and only has half their face in the picture? It's rude.says the King of Zero Effort
>Now we have horrifying to now quite as horrifying. Nice filter.
>I suppose this is the ugly version. My psychic powers are saying she's going to take off her glasses implying people with glasses are ugly. Oh wow, I need to edit this out of the video. I'm not allowed to be wrong ever. It's that narcissism.
>Oh no, you look afraid and I guess here you're pretty. You get a z for zero effort because guess what, you're one of those people who is afraid to be seen as ugly and you're therefor you're like this is me trying to be ugly even though we both know you're not really trying. Smear some poop on your face lady.
>Not sure how we're gonna clean up this mess and… you did it. You look totally, potently super arousing, although I'm not sure whats going on with your neck - it's kinda freaking me out a little but the rest - oh my gosh.
>A ten year old submitted this one. Or not, maybe they're eleven. You see adults, take it from the kids - the know how to be ugly.
>Patron only because your face is so gross. I fear YouTube may shoot me in the head if I show it on my channel. Who needs a snap chat filter when you have a table top decoration.
>Queen of fuggly and kind of pretty here. Kind of super pretty.
>Finally the Rock has found someone that knows how to play this game. My stalker Meowcifer. She may have won. Pretty impressed actually.
>Spookykook, because why put on makeup and apply effort when you can just snapchat it.
>Awww, are you ugly because your an Onision fan? And now your super pretty congratulations you won the… I'm kidding, you didn't win.
>Hey a guy watches me. That's literally the only reason your in this video because you're a guy and you stood out for being a guy. Because your ugly to pretty was the lowest effort yet. Like how do you graduate school? Do you just say, 'Teacher I don't want to try. I just want to sleep with you and hope that works out.' because that's not how it works Morty. That's now how it works
>Gross. Less Gross.
>Mediocre. More presentable but sadly my camera just shut down so I have to wrap this up.
>You're disgusting; now you're pretty.
>You actually look perfectly fine and now you look almost perfectly goth.
>Not gonna show that one. I can't tell which one is the ugly one and which one is the pretty one.
>Here is Harley pretending that she's trying to be ugly. We all know she could do worse and her looking actually pretty. Sick.
>Obviously a gross ten year old and now, oh my god is she twenty?
>Oh my god, this might be a winner. The power of ugly is strong in this one but so is the power of looking like that chick from Glow. Who is a good looking human.
>Probably the weakest attempt I've seen yet and that says a lot.
>Holy Hell. See, Becca gets it. Becca knows how to be ugly and she also knows how to make herself look good.
>So here is someone super nasty. Wait for it… ugh, oh wait that's the good part. You did a good job.
>Oh god, oh - oh no. This is where you want to criticize but your not sure if she has cancer. So you don't want to say anything. And now, not that bad. That's a glow up. The cancer to the not cancer. I shouldn't be saying these things huh?
Announces new contest for only 18+. Fat to Skinny. Try to make yourself look as fat as possible and then as thin as possible.
He looks like he's fantasizing about slamming her head back in that box and mailing it to China. >>449016
Why does it look like his bodies been squished ?
His body is so fucked looking
It baffles me that she has any kind of following, but then you look at the sort of person who gives her love potions on YouNow and it all makes sense.
It doesn't take much at all.
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sage for OT but this happened today
I wonder if it would be worth it to create a new thread on /OT to discuss this separately or if we should take it to reddit. Generally a FAQ or a general thread would be a good idea I think. With links and receipts with stuff he's done in the past.
We should fill it full of his unflattering pictures and screenshots compiling all the ridiculous things he has said and contradicted himself on
going through reports, everything against him personally has been reported. only once.
I'm the only mod, I'd need a couple if you guys are gonna turn it into a pitchfork factory tho tbh
Can someone explain wtf gender reveal has to do with sexuality? She says its her gender reveal party, then says its her gay day and kept talking about being the fake gay she is. She is the embarrassment of all LGBT people i swear. Agender's colors aren't even fucking rainbow or have anything to do with being gay.
And as shes screaming how gay she is, her only invite to her party is her straight husband from her straight relationship. What a joke.
Also again, we witness lameo's severe social anxiety as she calmly parades around target acting weird and filming everything with no ounce of anxiety present. Shes been forgetting to pretend shes anxious since shes more obsessed with screaming shes gay.
At 5:20 (2:52 left on the vidme) there's two arms belonging to two different people when they're setting up the balloons in the box. Also, when she's releasing her balloons with Onion and getting in the box and whatnot, the camera clearly isn't on a tripod. It's definitely 100% sarah, they have no way of explaining those things.
I don't think the kids are there with her at the store cause she brings that giant box in the car and puts it in the back where the kids would be sitting. I could be wrong.
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this was so very painful to watch. jeez this vid shows so perfectly how pathetic plains life is. No friends, no hobbies besides dyeing her hair Billie's next color, her entire identity surrounds her ~gay agenderness~. The only reason she has so many "crushes" is because she's so isolated from the world. You're as straight as they come taylor.
also idk what's going on with her hair style right now but it's triggering
tf out of me
Why would anyone with Onision's lifestyle buy a fucking $999 printer?
Has he ever done anything that suggests he uses it? Or is it just ""eco-friendly""?
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Does anyone have P.O. Box "privileges"?
When Billie was around, he told Lainey he didn't want to be married anymore, almost left her for Billie and had plans to move into an apartment with Billie, ignored Lainey for Billie countless times while she cried in another room, fucking Billie behind Lames back, made videos calling her negative and humiliating her, and he let her walk out the door with his kid and said nothing, chose to cuddle in their bed with "her girlfriend" that he barely knew.
Just imagine anon: Lainey off crying somewhere with a 3 year old while onion was rubbing oil all over Billie's naked 18 year old body, telling her he loved her, and I could be mistaken, but he cuddled Billie all night. (Possibly naked? Funny now nobody ever speculate about this part of it)
You don't do that type of shit when you love someone. He decided he loved lame again, not after counseling or working on their marriage, but after he fucked it up with Billie so Lamey was all he had left.
i feel like lainey is going to acquire ptsd from cuddlegate
she was pregnant or just given birth, her hormones would be fluctuating like mad, she already had a toddler, her husband was playing mind games and fucking a girl.
cuddling? ha. there are videos were commenters on vids have claimed onion to be fingering billie on camera. they had sex. they have watered it down for youtube, in the way we don't know the insults or fights him and lainey directly have. i'm sure a lot worse happens behind closed doors
not trying to wk lainey, but i assume your husband fucking a younger girl in your house while your pregnant and your kids running around would mentally break someone. especially someone with so little experience, got snatched from highschool, married and impregnated.
her family are kind of odd imo for allowing lainey to stay with him. if they have access for visits i dont understand how they dont remove their daughter. i think a supportive family would get her the fuck out of there
So, she hates Katy Perry because Katy kissed a girl and said that she was just experimenting, not actually gay. Most gay people dislike people for kissing one girl/guy and then screaming from the rooftops that they're gay. Oh, I guess Laney can't harp on those people because thats literally what she did… Also this video is so painful to watch. It's so disturbing to watch her act all cool and hip and knowing she's actually ignoring her kids to vainy pursue youtube popularity.
Side note, if she was agender and gay that would mean she liked other agender people. Not saying that I believe any of this 'i don't have a gender' crap when its not linked to body dysphoria, just saying she makes no sense.
Who is Madison? Her name popped up every now and then. Is she just another nobody from the discord?
When tempcow was around the the Onion thread was invaded by his discord fags I threw in the name Madison for shits and giggles because I know it's one of those American basic bitch names and I couldn't when there actually was one around.
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I feel like halfway through complaining about Katy Perry she realized her hypocrisy.
"I don't like to talk about this bs"
Whats she talkin about?
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Someone asked her about the giggles in her coming out/gender reveal and she got hella annoyed
>>449021>implying Taylor is a lesbian
If she truly didn't identify as either gender she'd be neither gay nor straight. I personally don't think nb identity is bullshit but she never treats herself as anything but a cis woman unless it's convenient.
lmao someone tell her that even the big ol' beast is doing better than her, Also mentioning sarah seems to trigger
Bwa ha ha look at his mosquito bite boobies sticking out!! Moobies! Bitch needs a training bra or a girdle.
Greasy looks just like Janet Reno here. Like a short, late in life lesbian.
Maybe she's sick because onion had his tounge in other people, and he passed germs back on to lainey when he came back for her scheduled love bombing session.
sage because I'm mixing the milk powder with water.
lol he can't even do it anymore.
Lainey hung around hoping for money but nobodies coughing anything up.
>>449197>dem delicious mantitties are made by veganism
Is he gonna start wearing a bra then wear women's clothing just like Chris-chan? I hope so!!
anon please this is an image
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Most of the tweets under lame's video are bashing her lul.
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lol it's okay anon, it was only a reminder. Lots of new friends around lately.
Lainey is oh so triggered
, clearly. B was always too good for both of them.
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Does anyone have any side-by-side comparison pics of taylor trying to copy billie?>>449254
Yeah, it was mentioned on a post leaked from a mom's group a little while back. >>449263
It's going to be nice to have a sourced master list of Greg and Taylor's transgressions; there's so much information and it's so decentralized that it takes ages to get up to speed on how terrible they are.
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Here y'all go! It wasn't much difficult to find, it was under the 2007 journal link. Oh and I love how he predicted Skye's film career - that did not
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>>449326>He’s at least 30 and he talks to teen girls all the time, it’s weird. Almost everything about this guy creeps me out.
The Gregster unknowingly predicted his own demise through this Chris Levins fellow, kekk
Great find, added it to the dossier.
Hope we can pull up more instances of hypocrisy
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Uhh guys? I don't mean to bring any hocus pocus mumble-jumbo back but…?
Gemineye spends SO much money on her. Not sure if she's a Greg fan too, but I think so. She's also vegan, so I guess she feels some kindred connection or something.>>449158
Someone should mention to these soft-hearted vegans that animals choke and die on balloons all the time in the wild. Just so her space prince ass can "come out". >>449163
Girl is seriously depressed and doesn't realize it. Trying to fill that vast void with something, anything.>>449180
Sad thing is, being a young mother to kids that age is rough as hell. Especially if you're not getting much help. They bed share, so she isn't getting much sleep either, guaranteed. She feels like shit because she's a mom, but her diet and home life aren't helping the situation. She definitely needs to see a doctor.
When she had her kids, did they do a home birth or what? Or was she in the hospital?>>449182
I'm thinking she is definitely doing some high calorie restriction for sure. As much as she reads about being a good parent, you would think she read the most important parts; TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF. You can't pour from an empty cup. If she's burnt out, her children suffer too.>>449194>>449183
They might not accept mail at that address or something. They could turn away a package if they don't know where it came from.
Except Miles actually identified as gay and dated girls, and the videos were so OTT that it was clearly tongue in cheek.
I wonder what their collab would be, he probably wouldn't question her so her feefees won't get hurt and just give her fake ass more exposure.
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Is he qualified for the sex offenders' list yet? He's not wearing pants!
Tbh that emo kid looks like a young Kirk Hammett
I really doubt this means anything; I have two sets of tarot cards but I don't believe in psychic powers or the supernatural.
Sigh… the milk is so dry that even I miss Billie
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Damn, I was in that group and saw her post a few times. I wondered why she left. Most of what she posted was pretty normal and she always seemed pretty focused on her kids. This is before she got super into YouTube and YouNow AFAIK.
She used to be a super duper crunch granola mom type before this whole agender fad. Though there's a good chance she was just putting on a front for the facebook group. After all, she's had a live-in nanny for years now, and everyone tries their best to sound like a good parent to others. They're clearly living in a fucky household, and something is seriously wrong with her parenting if her toddler had to get a serious surgery for rotten teeth.>>449390
It is pretty weird that was into the whole paranormal thing given how fedora-tier he is now. But I guess it's too much to expect any consistency from him.
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Nit-picky AF, but look at those shelves.
No order. Cleaning supplies by food. Lots of "boxed" meals. Things laying on their sides, upside down, crooked, and generally just thrown everywhere.
in some alternate universe she's a mommy vlogger who does fun crafts with her kids.
instead she does bi pride eyeshadow and releases balloons into the sky so she can validate her own identity on the internet. oh well.
I don't think she was ever really crunchy granola, she just thought she was cause she could produce more milk than other women. She used to brag about being the best mom ever for breast feeding her son longer than recommended and practicing attachment parenting.
I'm guessing what happened was her son grew up. He stopped being this little baby she could wrap up and just lie next to while she played her phone.
She realized that cooking complete nutritional meals for her son is a lot harder than just popping a boob out for him to suck.
And she realized that kids need a lot more engagement as they become older.
It was about the exact time where she could no longer just solely breast feed her son that she started getting nanny's in, I think.
Also, I think she left that group because she posted stuff about Troy getting cavities? And people started tearing her up about it because there's some link between cavities and extended night time breastfeeding.
Well, all his exes claim he's still a Sicescan despite he's not
, he probably still practices this shit to this day. Weren't Grease and Taylor gonna have a pagan wedding reception a few years back?>>449396
I see a Campbell's can there, don't those soups have some meaty/chicken flavor in them? Unless that's a tomato soup…?
You just can't escape out of the hypocrisy woods, huh Onion?
Yea, it wasn't that crunchy parents group. It was some farmer mummy's accusing her of causing the cavities and soon after that she stopped posting in that group. I'm just assuming she already knew it was being posted and the cavities criticism was the final push for her.
My bad should have clarified on that.
Dental assistant here, a child that age should not have cavities unless you have poor oral hygiene (brushing teeth etc and too much sugar).
If they had take them to a dental therapist for frequent check ups they would have given them fissure seals which is like a layer of protection on top of teeth to protect them and prevent cavities.
I work in the surgery room so it's always sad to see a child have to get fillings at such a young age. 100% preventable unless they have a type of medical condition.
The child should not eat or drink because during anesthesia they can choke on their own vomit if they puke previously eaten food as a side effect of the anesthesia.
They are lazy parents.
Ok thanks for letting me know
That has nothing to do with attachment parenting and everything to do with the fact that they are terrible parents in general.
Sage for parenting shit.
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But i thought it was funny how other youtube communities view onision.
I watch Ice Poseidon a popular live streamer and he got this random guy leeching and name dropping Onision claiming he knows him and it just put off a whole community of people watching when he mentioned Onision.
Now dude is being humiliated in the Reddit of Ice Poseidon for name dropping Onision of all people.
They are caling Onision and anyone who knows him a "normie"
We'll I just woke up and I'd love to sperg, but only with evidence per say. So here goes, with a sage for dental sperg.
In Onisions old video Wisdom Teeth Removed (not wisdom teeth removal), Onion talks about needing to get his wisdom tooth removed. At 0:06-0:10 into the video he opens his mouth to show the tooth in question. OMG yuck.
His tooth is black. BLACK. The wisdom tooth is black. His tooth is black. Not even 30 yet and he had a dead black tooth. If he couldn't be bothered to even take proper care of his teeth for his own well being, how can anyone expect him to have the sense of responsibility to protect his own children's teeth.
Now, the video is a re-upload, to his archive in 2014, but the day after his 'surgery' video (Wisdom teeth removal) was uploaded on Feb 14 2012. By this time he was starting to chat with Lainey online but they had not yet met.
It is of my opinion that Onision wanted to never mess with his teeth, until he found some jailbait willing to look at his wrinkled Visage. Since she was so young and innocent still, the black tooth and wisdom teeth (an indicator of age) had to go. Can't scare off that fresh 17 year old with his tenderly cultivated black truffle of a tooth.
sage because it's the rules.
And how does your post help the conversation?
Back to topic: in an old thread I found one of lameys tweets, bragging about onion lying to her for 4 years. Maybe someone should remind her of that tweet? It was right after the Billie drama.
You are right. The most important thing is that we all get alongside since one thing unites us… the hate for onion.
And as long as there's no new milk I didn't mind it anyways. I wish sarah would spill some milk since she is right at the source…
You can report comments that don't contribute to the conversation anon.
(IMO Onion dreams is literally an OT subject belonging in a scary dream thread)
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He's making a new video with Madison called 'fat woman and Rick Sanchez' now you look me in the eyes and tell me if there is a god (kek points that he didn't even ask his plain board of a wife to do it.)
That Rick wig looking like a handful of off-brand swiffer dusters.. If the Greases ever follow through with cosplay, the cgl farmers are going to shred him so hard.
Also, I hate how he ignores people who actually support him. Like I feel bad for BeccaCopsicle, maybe she has her own life but I'm sure she'd be excited to have the opportunity to collab w/ the people she's spent thousands on. Like why did Poopstain Becca go…
Inb4 he does exactly what I suggested above kek.
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Did he now pay people for writing comments?
Maybe he's worming his way into the cosplay community not to become one.. but to fuck one ? or two.. or maybe which ever ones will.
Let face it. All cosplayers love anime and fun coloured hair and totally "cork" shit. Everything he wants in a woman. He found a new hunting ground and is probably trying to use moo as a entrance.
I've never posted about it but not long ago I was reading pt on a plane and when I took a nap I had an elaborate dream about Onion House but it wasn't about fucking Greg and more about saving a Billie clone. I think we should have a thread in ot to prevent drean sperging because it doesn't seem uncommon (especially since my meds prevent me from dreaming so that was extra weird) but idk how well that would help with containment but I know I personally would like to discuss the greasy attack on my psyche.
Sage for dream sperg(just make the thread and go)
You're right, the only thing that can make the rick and morty fanbase worse is if you add onision.
LOOK MORTY, IM A BANANA….IM A BANANA MORTY LOOK AT ME MOVE…ITS BANANA GRRRRREEEEEEEEEGGGGG
Nothing pays $300,000 in taxes like cosplay!
It's like he completely forgot that he owes money.
IRS investigations take time; it's probably going to be a little while until we hear the result.
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Shout out to younow-anons that regularly watch Lame's streams and report milk back here.
If she can't even watch the video where he talks about his feelings towards it, how in the hell would she ever be able to actually go through with it?
And if she's so afraid of change and the unknown, how would she do ANYTHING transition related, with or without Onion?
and they've been together for 5 years now and have 2 kids. that's healthy and really doesn't make me question anything at all!
also it's one thing to be anxious/nervous about bringing up certain topics with your S/O, but what really gets me is that she'd rather tell the entire damn internet that she's afraid to talk to her own husband instead of just talking to him. why does he not mind (and even encourage) that you're afraid of him?
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lame had to go to his younow again to get a response from him. she's waiting for that romantic date
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#tbt the last time Lainey posted a pic of something besides herself to instagram. May 22nd, 2016
wow, that's just embarrassing.
Do they honestly not understand how terrible that looks? Why don't his followers?
wow I checked her instaand you're not even exaggerating. self-obsessed bitch
I'm still watching the stream and some fans write stuff like "I've been a fan for years, it would be great if you'd notice me" and he ignores them and only talks to his discordfags. The Chat is running really slow so he could easily just be nice and respond
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can this cunt shut up already, yes lame, we get it, you're sooo submissive
He probably justifies it this way.
"Look YouTube is my family, you are all my family. And the last thing I want to do his hide our marital troubles from my family. I won't lie to my fans and say everything is alright when it isn't" or some shit like that
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Fans being more eager and attentive to her arrival than the husband/father of her children! Only to also be ignored! #couplegoals, am I right. They have all the chemistry of bleach and ammonia. >>449624
Notice the thick jacket to try to hide those tits, even though in Lainey's "coming out" video it looked pretty hot out, and we know they need instant gratification so they don't film videos in advance.
Also it must be so pathetic to have to text and talk to your husband through a chat on his livestream when you are both at home. Most couples it'd be a "~stream invasion~" to have your significant other walk in to talk to you, but he hates her so he won't have that shit.
I reckon yes. Also she's making top Patreon dollars out of little effort, something he would like to emulate.
It occurs to me: her lewds are probably giving Daddy Grug ideas too. He can do some sleazy POVs with 17-18yo girls who pay him for the privilege. "It's for WORK, Lainey". His cum lube is probably in the mail rn.
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STORY TIME(trust me you'll love it!): after taking their cat (Skye and Gregma's) to get spaded, they've noticed some "leaking" from her behind. Like true autists, they didn't know wtf was wrong wi her. One of his commentators told Grease she was "cumming" and in the mood/looking for a mate
(hence "in heat") and that's how his horny cat videos got started. This was taken from Onion's own words.
I'm also not sure why he moved this video from the Archive channel though.
It’s real sad. I wonder how grandma is taking seeing the grease man treat her granddaughter the way he does.
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I wonder if Onion only got her a free water cup to drink out off and not an actual drink that they could take in the theater.
Anon I assure u that going anywhere with Onion is most likely an excruciating experience. Ofc he didn't buy her a drink, he probably told her to bring one from home if she 'was so thirsty'. He probably is the type to even buy popcorn for himself if no one is around.
Lame is proud for nothing, Onion may have money but no amount could make sane, intelligent people put up with him. Yeesh he probably ruins movies too
no guys shes fake ana remember?
she was trying to be ~ana~ and only get a water
I'll explain. A good haircut does make you feel better. It is a simple, yet striking change if done right. It is THE lowest effort highest payoff thing in the world existing.
Super serious here.
How come you haven't gotten aware this life cheat so far? You too young?
Sounds pretty self-explanatory, Anon. Lainey does not like her hair. This is obvious because she's constantly changing it and talks about it. As >>449716
said, it doesn't require much effort to receive a haircut and if done well, it will temporarily give her an instant boost in confidence. It won't "fix" anything fundamentally erroneous within her. Right now, it's just the focus of her overall self-dissatisfaction. Not much to tin-foil over.
Probably she thinks with every new cut/color she will change and with that change she expect to still be interesting in one way or another to Onion
But the truth is no matter how much she change her look, she will always be the same boring used toy to Greg
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They didn't go to Olive Garden
You know, I think all you anons are just jealous. I personally would love to go to an Olive Garden instead of a high class restaurant that my husband could clearly afford. (he totally didn't go to Cali and buy sporty man heels!) Though I understand when people are going through a financial crisis and can't do fun things like that (Greg's not a greasy Jew!), it's nice to spend a night at home trapped in the basement next to a blowup Billie doll while hearing the symphony of Lainey's grandma cleaning and their kids screaming their lungs out.
Lainey:>N-no Greg, my name isn't Billie, you don't have to keep calling me that every time I put on the wig.
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i wonder where plainey got the skeleton idea from
We don't want to have a shared bank account. That really is too much of a hassle. The previous relationship I had, I was with him for 10 years and we had a joint bank account. We broke up and I assumed he closed it (I was living abroad). Nope! It was a shit show since he wanted to buy a house and was engaged to some other girl so it was super odd for me to still share a bank with him. Nice he trusted me enough after the shit he did to me (he was well off) but it was still a shitty situation.
My fiance and I discussed it and we decided his bank account is his and mine is mine. We both have old bank accounts and once someone is added, you cannot remove them. If the unfortunate possibility of a divorce happens I don't feel like either him or myself starting over by closing the bank account. Both our banks charge monthly if there isn't money being added to the account (as well as my savings accounts). Yeah, it's not convenient. Haha. And with only 42% of married couples having joint bank accounts I don't feel like my decision is bad.
But yeah. It's just going out. There's no difference.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
t really does make me sick and I think she probably is suffering from PPD, but I wonder if Onion shames her if she talks about trying to go to the doctor or something.
These two are going to have an incredibly difficult time as they age because they are not taking good care of their health as young people.
(3rd time is a charm! Deleted to sage)
Pologies but I need to tinfoil in a paranoid way.
When I caught Gergalerg out in the heatstreet article comments it way due mostly to his over use of these …, … now whenever I see a well written comment with … my conspiracy antennas go up.
Also you refer to him as Onion, something not common in here.
If you are not Gerg then sorry, but I hope you are, judging by your comment you hate Lame as much as we all do.
Well, I can't really prove I'm not him so, eh.
As far as I know I used ellipsis once and correctly, since I was listing things? Also, many people refer to him as Onion.
she only has a bachelor's
Good morning all! I'll do a sperg on Lame. Just my opinion and observations. It's super long, you don't have to read if you don't feel like doing so.
The people I've found to study psychology, or those who wish to do so, choose it to better understand themselves. Usually these people have been to therapy or seen psychologists themselves in adolescence, so they wish to learn more and help others.
I'll toss my hat in the ring and theorize that Lamey has been to see a therapist in the past, her parents could obviously afford one, and of better quality too. So I believe that's why she chose to study that. Because she had a psychologist that helped her process and understand her wacky teenage feelings and thoughts.
I think that Greasy outwardly encouraged her attending school because she was underage, but inside he did not like that. Lame being exposed to other people's thoughts and ideas in person with young men all around? No, he did not like that at all. But he put up a good front for her, to trick her.
So later on, he dangles the DigiTour in front of her face. "Oh my dearest Sh-I mean Lain, come travel the country with me, I will show you the world, just take your classes online". Gurg knew he would never be a real host for DigiTour, people tend to not hire suspected child predators, but he used that to seduce Foot away from her family and school.
Now I'd say that Lainey has seen how she was duped. Tricked. Lied to. But it's all so very public, even if she tried to leave, burgly would send people after her and stalk her like he did to Skye. She doesn't want to hear everyone say, we told you so.
Also, grubby would hate having someone with more prestige than him. He would be embarrassed that they would say 'Mr and Dr jackson/averoe'. Of course he discouraged her from continuing school.
I think that since Greg is such an outwardly spoken feminist in the first place, and since he already works from home, he should be the housewife, and lainey goes to work and brings home the money while he watches the kids, pets, and cleans and cooks for the family. What truly better way to honor and understand what countless mothers did for families for millenia?? If he has so many cameras, lighting, and what, 6 computer editing stations now? He orders everything off the Internet right? He doesn't like to leave the house anyways, wearin his little bulletproof jacket everywhere.
That DigiTour thing really made me upset. Like, foot legit thought that grease would open up doors and she would experience life and travel the country. Now the most traveling they do together is the 7 miles to Olive Garden. Top. Kek.
Aww boo hoo Lamey, you wana feel new and different and special? Stop being such a basic bitch. Put your bitch boots on and kick onion to the curb, or just stop whining like your 5, your well on your way to 30. Besides, a haircut isn't going to help if you keep cutting your hair every single week. What's left to style, Jesus. Doesn't Greg prefer long hair anyways???
sage because it the weekend and apparently I'm bored and this super long commentary is just stuff we've all said before. I love all you guys here!!!! Let's keep informing people we know about Onision, so that if they themselves encounter onion, they will automatically know he desires underage underdeveloped girls, and then they can tell 2 people, and they'll tell 2 people, and so on, and so on, and so on….
Disagree with a number of things in this, but this stood out to me:
>Doesn't Greg prefer long hair anyways
He does. Greg likes ultra-feminine girls, so it makes me wonder why she keeps pulling this agender/ trans bullshit, since it's directly opposite of what he has historically found attractive. (Note: He has his partners shave their heads as a means of defiminizing them and making them unnattractive, thus asserting control of them. e.g., "Look, XXX shaved her head and made herself ugly, for ME, because I asked her to do it!" It's a pure power trip. I wonder if something similar is going on with Taylor, and if he's getting her to screw around with her hair in some way.
>>449882>The people I've found to study psychology, or those who wish to do so, choose it to better understand themselves. Usually these people have been to therapy or seen psychologists themselves in adolescence, so they wish to learn more and help others.
Lol bitch you did not find anything. That has been a well known phenomenon for decades. Stop acting self-righteous
Fucking hate psych majors. Oh and um how have these people not gone broke yet
Yes anon, this, this so much! He is so blatantly insecure that he needs his women to be around him all the time, isolated so he can make sure other guys don't take his things away.
Also think that in high school he desired the cheerleader types and preppy girls for sure, but when they quickly outgrew his childish antics, he moved on to edgy girls, who tend to be more accepting or more insecure at that age. And of course now he's mentally stunted to age 15, so he repeats the pattern of desiring those girls and tearing them down. Jacylynn anyone?
He's so insecure about his own person (penile dink) that he insists no other men can be included into the trinity. So that lain doesn't see and compare the two.
Wow he's such a catch isn't he?? ←with southern sarcasm
Then after he uglys them up and he gets all smugly and secure they get needy. Ugly and needy makes his peepee turn into an acorn so he takes that fully charged smuglyness and hunts for another barely legal clueless cutie to feed his narcissistic hollow confidence.
I wish he would get hit by a semi truck or something.
Gregs criteria for his girlfriend/wife:
*stop wearing makeup
*cut your hair, don't style it in a sexy way
*no high heels
*no short skirts
*if you're overweight, talk about how attractive skinny girls are
*if you're thin, talk about how attractive thick girls are
Am I forgetting any?
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>>449918>Ugly and needy makes his peepee turn into an acorn
good fuckin bye
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From Lainey's new vid
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Could she really not just tell him this?
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Old screenshot but this makes me uncomfortable.
When you are pregnant, the body releases hormones that loosen bones and ligaments. It's what allows the pelvis to widen up to accommodate childbirth, whole watermelon passing through a tennis ball thing.
So quite often, yor hear of women whose feet have grown larger or spread out. It's because of the hormones loosening up foot tendons. To have lainey say her shoes don't fit her anymore rings true. It also explains why she's a size 6 but only what, 100 lbs or whatever. Her hips spread out. I think maybe it's why she doesn't like to do gymnastics. The foot agility she had before on popping out 2 kids is gone. That's 2 kids worth of hormones on her feet spread.
Also, pregnancy can make noses grow. Same reason. Her beak is 2 kids worth. Maybe it explains the short hair too. Pregnant women tend to loose a lot of hair before and after pregnancy. The hair follicles lie dormant. Women can pull out handfuls at a time. So since footlocker already had very thin hair, she cut it short to regain volume she lost to thinking hair. It's what old ladies do when they loose their hair.
Not defending lame, just had pregnant friends around.
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this will be his sex life in 10 years or less
She's desperate and grasping at straws anon. Like has been since the beginning.
Part of it is because of her kids needing an onion in their lives, the other part is her general smugness and stubbornness to admit that every ex girlfriend was right about Onion being an abuser and a horrible person. She refuses to admit that he doesn't love her but she's fully aware of it. It's all downhill for her but hey at least her personality is just as bad and she can make his life into hell by dragging barely legal girls around and messing his reputation even further. (Whether it's intentional or not)
Maybe instead of telling gressles that the flannels aren't warm enough, maybe, you know, remind Greg of his promise to you?
The promise he made you in your very first text conversation you ever had?? You know, the one where you (lainey) tell Greg it's super hot down there (AZ) and that you never really have known the cold?
You know, where he then promised you "guess I'll have to hug you allllll the time when you get here…" how is that working for you??? He too busy to hold you while he wanks off to hentai loli's?
Oh that's right, he threw in " or you can just wear a coat". Thank God he got you a nice warm coat for the cold WA weather…. oh, he got you things too light weight and unsuitable for the cold?? You would think he'd be holding you allll the time. Or know you enough to realize that it's still too cold for you.
But you know, soul mates and all. Blech.
If the shoes don't fit maybe don't have them laying in the area where you take of your shoes?
Is it that much work to grab them put store them away or donate them?
She's not only trying to tell Gurg that she's become SUCH a smol bean, but her viewers, too. In a way, she's trying to explain her bitchy attitude in the video, which is why she didn't upload it right away more than likely.
What stood out to me is that when Gurg bought her that Spider-Man sports bra, Gurg calmly and almost supportive-ly told her, "It looks like it could work as a semi-binder." We know that Gurg would greatly prefer Laim not to have breast reduction, so maybe it's his way of encouraging her to keep her breasts.
What gets me is that binding is associated with significant health risks and is usually not advised long-term. Gurg is anti-high heals for health risks. You'd think he'd advise against binding. Granted, his argument would be "people who bind do it for different reasons than people who wear high heals," but he's so about being natural and authentic and being healthy (kek) that one would think he'd be against binding.
Date night to a belt sushi joint to not even eat actual sushi……… what was the point besides to take pictures of ~*vegan sushi*~
I guess the restaurant has a 4 star rating on yelp though so good on you Onion, fort aking compLainey to a not so shitty but still not good "date"
Is this a new one?
i cried anon, thank you
Do you think they only went for the sushi over olive garden so greg could claim hes still vegan?
who has the kids when theyre out? Sarah?
you aren't as brilliant or original as you think you're being tbh>>449999
>>450006>be le me making waffles XD>i got a good idea>i got a great idea>i got the best idea evurrr>i'm not even gonna tell you what it is
then why would you post in the first place? goodness>>450002
it's been around, guess it's coming back in vogue lol
I asked her if she could do an update on the puppy (I was wondering the same thing) and she said there's not really something to update because it's the same dog.
I don't get it, they implied that they'd use the dog for views so much and now we never hear about it anymore other then them complaining about it for doing things puppies do…
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Stumbled upon this old pic of Lame, was she already pregnant here?
Heavily pregnant, Whats weird though is that she looks far more human in this picture than I've ever seen her. Shes become more of a caricature as the years with grease have gone by.
She looks really young here. Lke pregnant trailer trash. Looks like the kinda pic that you see with the caption
"Cousins by blood, lovers by choice"
She legit looks 16 and pregnant.
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LAINEY BOO BOO GET YO ASS IN HERE WE BOUT TO MAKE SOME SKETTI AND BUDDER!
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This is at her parents home in New Mexico. So this is just her being chubby as a teen. I found pics of her house online and matched the backyard. Her dad is loaded it seems. This pic is by the Cyprus trees in the grassy area in the back
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Here's her old room
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Possible milk!? I'd love blaire to go after compLainey, Bitch has had it too easy for too long.
Yeah, so I'm guessing she went after greg because she wanted this lifestyle forever without making any effort
How would she cope if her and greg split
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Old ass milk I know! But if Billie and Onion didn't fuck during Cuddle gate 1.0 why did he need an STD test? Sorry for the derail, I still think more went on.
DAYUM!!! She sure downgraded from this lifestyle to Grugly's who's still white trash either rich or poor. Good on ya Lame.>>450042
She could always go back to her parents' house but would hate for everyone saying "I told you so".
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BOYFRIEND BUYS MY OUTFITS (Onision & Laineybot)https://vid.me/taSn0
INB4 old anons who claimed Lainey had the child from a previous relationship and the third child is hers pop up again,
I bet looking at her old chubby pictures is gonna drive Lainey nuts tonight, expect more bitch face on younow along with Ana bullshit
say they've done more than just "cuddle"…
If this is true, she done fucked up. Rich princesses like this could enjoy that life way longer and married a guy with an actual career in something that's not a temporary boom. Someone who gets an accountant to do his taxes.
It's bad enough to have your life goal to marry money, but to then fuck up that lazy ambition? jfc
What's more, this is what she could go back to if she'd just leave this stupid marriage.
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>>450016>it's the same dog.
Well they do cute shit and are guaranteed views.
Also it's the same Lainey. Your point Cuckbot?
God, that was so painful to watch. >goes to target in lieu of “Hot Topci” because he is mentally stuck at 14 years old. >asks what she needs and then sits and derides her for it for the first half of the video>buys almost nothing she asked for>all of the clothing is something a middle school kid would wear and doesn’t match>buys her a fucking shirt with a CAPE>she can’t withhold her disappointment and disgust so he makes her look bad by saying he “failed” in his zero effort shopping haul>everything fits poorly
A normal person would not put up with someone treating them this way. But I guess it doesn’t matter since he gets her pronouns right.
suddenly makeup is a "way not to be a victim?" but guuurg, isnt makeup "false advertising"
also, rosacea apparently fixes racism.
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Just dropping off proof that lavish ass backyard pic with the pool is of her old house.
This home theater pic is from the same set of pics from the address I found. Next to it, a cap from her video "reacting to my old videos" of her and her friend dancing.
fuck Plainey was loaded
Ikr, a home theatre?! She left this when she was underage for her second pick of youtubers?
Why does she hate her family so much? You would only leave this if you had a bad relationship with them surely.
Didnt her family have problems? Her father cheat on her mom or something like that
Imagine having tons of money but hearing fights all the time (oh wait….)
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How does someone get such fucking pointy teeth. His teeth look like the after math of someone who chews on bricks.
I'm not macncheese. I just needed a name to reupload some of their videos and thought this was fitting.
Just wanted to stop further derailing about this, sorry if it was confusing, I thought it'd be obvious. >>450096
Yeah, that's the one. I think their fight must have been about this video because he says that he's "so I'm a failure as a husband and all these awesome gifts that I got for Lainey are trash".
I guess she was disappointed because this is her birthday present. I mean… if this is what you get from your husband after being married for 5 years it's sad.
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you got my hopes up anon
Nah, this is just standard McMansion shit, and property values in most of NM are incredibly low. Home theaters are surprisingly common in new houses that are 500k+ in areas with low property values. They're definitely upper middle class, but not loaded.
The listing estimates it at $489,100. Pretty cheap for what you get, but yeah, in NM.
Do we know if they still live there? They've been trying to sell it since 2014 and go down with the price every few months. First listing was $590,000.
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We're definitely not looking at the same listing, but it has the same pictures. Weird.
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>oh my gawd u guyiz im seeew sikkly n thin ugh i just ferget to eat i nevur gain wait
Try to look at it this way.
He’s supportive and happy because he’s trying to convince her that the clown clothes he bought are becoming.
He didn’t buy anything she really wanted or asked for. And imagine the narc rage after she seemed unhappy, disinterested in the clothing.
That’s my takeaway from this.
I know I shouldnt expect anything from Greg but man was that poor. Does he even write scripts??? How is he surprised that his channels are bombing? It's a miracle he had anu audience to begin with.
I subscribed for about a week in 2010 and I swear it was at least slightly more structured back then.
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Seem to be taken around the same time frame. Also around the time her and Gerg started talking
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Did he just put her clothes next to dried dog pee? seriously what stain would that be in a closet?
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Guess whos made an appearance on Lames younow?
>kek because she’s not even getting reactions from Lame or Gurg
>extra kek at Onion for screaming and complaining only a few minutes into this stream, complaining about gifts he was given by a fab, insulting the fan, yelling at Lame
>says Lame is telling him to kIlL HiMsElF
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She's doesn't even watch Lame on YouNow most days but her Onion is there, Beck wants the grease D.
dude i feel like greg's/mens teenage fetish is mores about attitude. i know they're cute, or a different kind of attractive (fucking of age obviously), but that is the ooooonly age that will treat men like they're special/look up to them naively. now lainey has kids she obviously wants to grow up a little and get shit done, and greg just wants a little girl to distract from a "mean older woman" with responsibiiiiiilities. he just wants someone to straight up lie to him an tell him he's impressive lmao.
it's fucking pathetic, i hate lainey but i don't want to watch her literally choose to destroy her life for this sad excuse for a "man". she needs to find someone older who actually acts that way so she can be carefree and be a positive mother, not someone constantly resenting her shitty husband. that shit isn't her fault but it will be if she accepts her role as just some woman to be humiliated.
why doesn't she WANT to enjoy her life
Now. NOW! Now it makes sense why GASSY stays with her. It makes even much more sense why Gurg decided to pick lainey from all the rest.
He wants her money. Maybe she didn't have like, tangible money, but she will soon enough when the parents kick the bucket. Shit, Lane might actually have a trust fund that she hasn't discussed publicly, or Roth IRAS in her name.
Foot face might posses money. Foot comes from money. Eventually, Lainey will aquire her parents money and house and assets. Stock options, properties, gold futures. Onion saw all her money, and targeted her for marriage. Onion want to inherit his father-in-laws $$$$$. That's the only thing Greg understands. Money, and 16 year old breasts.
Groggy saw that house and that's why he suffers with her day in and day out. For her future money cash flow. How sad to not even know if that's true or not because you can't trust your dream daddy hubby and his pimply, cystic backnee.
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she took 30 selfies at the vet and was going through each `~unedited~ one critiquing herself. she loved this one.
the fucking chin tho lmao
Bit of a reach here, anon. Besides, Gregma has his daddy’s money to care for. Papa-Onion is a financial advisor and is also well off. He will
get money someday.
Seriously anon? Those
are what you consider lunch lady arms?
Sometimes when I try to understand a person's motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What's the worst reason they could possibly have for saying what they say and doing what they do? Then I ask myself, "How well does that reason explain what they say and what they do?"
You'll never trust anyone, but in Onisions case, truer words were never spoken. Approach everything Onision does with this quote, and you will see all possibilities open up, and understanding will come.
sage for sounding like a game of thrones loony
What makes you all think either Taylor or Greg will inherit anything from their parents? Parents aren't under any obligations whatsoever to leave anything to their children. It's nice if they do, but I strongly suspect Greg won't be seeing a lot of $$ from his father, and maybe Taylor not from her parents either– she is not as estranged as Greg is from his father, but she's sure treated them shittily, and a lot of parents hold grudges. They might put money in trust for the grandkids though; that would keep Greg and Taylor from touching it money, anyway, if it was an issue. Point is, I don't think either of them should count on an inheritance. They aren't owed
I do not believe that Greg will get money from his father. He supposedly beat up his father and accused him of being a pedophile. Most likely Mr Jackson will leave money towards the daughters, but not Greg. There is no love there
Taylor's dad is different though, and he loves his daughter. He will most definitely be leaving her and her sister an inheritance, he has made sure of that.
What I am saying is while our parents that have worked so hard and we understand that they don't owe us shit (rather we owe them), Greg doesn't think that way. He has shifty eyes, shady. No one should ever count on an inheritance, they should make their own way. But as I've mentioned, Greg does not think normally like others and lacks empathy. Psychopathy is what he most likely has, and that's probably worse.
Sage for extreme OT but I know a family who did that; left all of the inheritance to the grandkids, and the kids petitioned to a judge on not receiving anything in the will and won the inheritance. I am pretty sloppy on details, but I know one day they weren’t in the will and he next day they’re buying houses and cars and all kinds of stuff.
More of the story: sometimes bad people still win.
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Sorry for the bad quality, but here's a screen cap I managed to grab.
Mr. Daniel actually, “Jackson” is Crazy Tami’s maiden name.
Idk though, Mr. Daniel’s a devout Christian so he might’ve somewhat forgiven Gertrude after awhile, but he has other kids outside of his first marriage so you’re probably right about Grease not getting much or no money.
It's not worth transcribing the whole video but here are some points of interest.
>Hi there, I just wanted to update you on my skin disease which is what you're looking at now. Some people might not say it's a disease but it is. If you look up rosacea; it fits the description of my face.
He's shows he's really sensitive about his fading looks. He can blame his complexion on rosacea but what about that brow and forehead dent?
>A lot of people use a picture of me right after I got out of the shower; where theres like a lot of hot water, the remnants of hot water on my face. So like all the blood rushed to the front of my face and made my face look super red. Pretty bad. It's an interesting message to spread to people. That I look like that naturally. But this is how I look normally. No makeup, no filters, no nothing.
For being so honest he doesn't even include a the picture he was talking about. He was able to include all sorts of older pictures of himself looking 'good' but why not the specific one he's talking about. Also about no makeup, filters, etc. - He always abuses lighting. Their dark walls always look like off white because of how much lighting he uses.
>I think it's a good choice if you have a skin disease (makeup). Make it go away. Who wants to be a victim. Makeup is kind of like saying I don't want to be a victim. I will not let you control my life skin disease.
Like an earlier anon mentioned, He loves to shame women who wear make-up for lying and false advertising but he always has a reason why he should be able to do the things he's against.
>I just kinda wanted to make this video for people who are similar to myself. And that they are white people typically with a not so privileged condition. Finally the white man dose not have a privilege that minorities typically have. It's good. It's fair. You know what, it's justice. It's justice you guys.
Aye, such justice you guys. Sometimes people of color are profiled, harassed, denied opportunities, and sometimes even killed but don't feel bad for them. Ol' whitey is more prone to getting rosacea. I'm not a SJW or anything like that but god, does he realize how insensitive this sounds.
This is so lame. He went to one store (target) which you know she regularly goes to and shops at. He also bought her the good vibes shirts, and isn't billie's profile thing "good vibes only" hahaha. Most videos ive watched, people go to several stores, spend more than usual for their gf/bf to get really good clothes, and get them a mix of stuff they like and stuff they wish to see them in, and some joke stuff. He got her shit you wear as a pre-teen. No wonder they both never grow up. And everything he had to buy had to be "practical" and he cheaped out on her.
And to top it off, this is her birthday present? He couldn't just do the video. He had to make it her birthday present, and give her shit clothes. And also whine about what she wanted and raid her closet to prove a point. She must be depressed because she realizes she has to dress like a pre-teen forever so onion doesn't remember shes old and run to another girl
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A few weeks ago, she made a carpool karaoke with Sarah for her patreons, the $25 and up tier. Someone asked her what the video was, and she said "i did karaoke with Sarah.. when she was here, she's not any more".
So not only is she keeping Sarah on the DL, she's also straight up lying.
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>>450053>Lainy is giving this hoodie to the person that drew that picture. Pretty amazing. Available now.
From what I've seen the artist was never credited. They most they're going to get out of this deal is a hoodie that Lainy probably didn't want anymore. Even worse it was partially and add for her merch.
Ew I was cringing the whole time when I was watching him, really does look like emo-dad.
Tbh I kinda knew he was Irish from the first time watching him, I think one of his exes is too.
This video is so sad, like Donald Trump's 10 old autistic son sad. He clearly doesn't love or respect her. He chooses quantity over quality.
If he wanted her in sexy undergarments why didn't he buy her stuff from Princess Tam Tam, or Agent Provocateur, or la Perla?? Spider man bras and minion underwear?? Yeah, he likes you looking like a 10 year old boy ick.
What ticked me off is that if all her socks are missing(mysteriously) and it's fucking winter, why the hell did he buy her cheap polyester Short length socks??? Why not warm wool socks, or even cheap long socks?? He cannot be that ignorant willingly. He builds computers himself, he can research.
But no, all he can muster is a passive aggressive ride to target. And he doesn't speak to her like a lover. He's talking to her like they are in elementary school and they are showing off their new Ninja Turtles toy.
Yeah I know Greg will never do anything nice or selfless, but you would hope that for Lameo birthday, he'd make a bit more of an effort. Am surprised he didn't just go to Walmart.
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First thing grandma Anderson did was clean up their house.
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Lighting turned waaay up! Whatever happened to being brootally honest Gregma???
Everything they eat is fucking canned
In 10 years they will have their sugar and cholesterol to the roof
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did anyone else notice laimey stopped being so desperate and pathetic for a girlfriend as soon as sarah was suspected to be at the narcnest?
sarah is fulfilling her need for companionship so it's easy for lame to be a cunt on younow about wanting a girlfriend now.
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Look at his uhohbro social blade. Over 2000 subscribers lost in one day, and the day isn't over yet.
Maybe not make videos about female discharge? Just a thought. He grossed out over 2000 human beings. Who knows their age or gender, but he pissed them off good.
Ahh, his salty tears, they taste delicious!!
Nope. Plainey wears Women's jeans. Hence why in the "Boyfriend Buys My Clothes" video Onion shows a size 4 Women's jeans and says along the lines of "guess we'll go up one size and see" and the jeans fit her perfectly.
She gave him her sizes in pants and he bought all of her jeans in the Women's section at Target.
Thanks anons, I snooped. That 18 pack of pringles is not vegan, and is not vegetarian. The original flavor is vegan, but that's it.
Pringles cheddar cheese and sour cream and onions, which are included in the pack, both contain whey and milk products. Not vegan, not vegetarian.
Bunch of pretentious phonies. Hey!! This guy is a phoney. He's a big fat phoney!! No but seriously, why the fuck you lying?
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Any vegan anons know if this is healthy? They’re seen on >>450214
and there’s a shitload of ‘em
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This stuff costs the same as regular animal based rennet.
Some of these ingredients aren’t healthy and are diabeetus-inducing. He’s been eating this shit for the past 7 years!
>Torula yeast - “Torula, in its inactive form (usually labeled as torula yeast), is widely used as a flavoring in processed foods and pet foods. It is often grown on wood liquor, a byproduct of paper production….”
Oh and contains msg
L-Lysine Monohydrochloride is used on amino acid substitutes (pills), for some reason; webmd and other sites wouldn’t let me see the entire info.
>Erythrosine, a.k.a Red #3 Color - derived from fluoride, food coloring which is also used for printing ink
Propylene glycol - odorless and colorless liquid used in food processing
Also contains caramel, more yeast and onion juice.
things are desperate when you are dissecting food ingredients from the things in their pantry.
hint: it's not milk you are looking at.
W-we just wanna know if he’s dying fast! C’mon anon!
(Personally, I don’t really wish death on him nor anyone though)
He really is a cheese pizza vegetarian to the point where he can comfortably be vegetarian because he can have food that looks familiar to him. He isn't a very enlightened man despite being the type to have his own cult. You'd think he'd be more interested in plants and raw vegetables but nope, not even a main part of his vegetarianism.
If he didn't have Morningstar or veggie food that looked like common meat food, I assure u this lilbitch would never have become vegetarian or would have been a liar.
Which begs the question; why
did he become a vegetarian in the first place? What is the point of eating fake meat when you can just have the real thing? This man has fucking Botox inside his forehead which is not
vegan and eating chips containing meat products.
By this logic, Gregma, YOU are a murder eater just like the rest of us whether you like it or not.
Adventists are vegetarian for health reasons not ethics, so while Onion may use it to wax superior now, he can ignore your criticisms when convenient.
Onion threads are all just newfags and nitpicking now. Should move to snow soon.
Yeah, this thread is getting really frustrating to read. No new milk, filled with newfags and not even fun nitpicking.
i miss the days of makeup-sperging.
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Sooooooo I just saw this on Sarah’s insta, then saw her comment she added after the Billie fiasco
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1/3, what is it with this guy and calling them crackheads?
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3/3, SR is annoying as fuck but this made me kek
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and a bonus for the first onision post
Wow, this is so bad for you. He wants to eat meat, but goes for fake paltry soylent greenish stuff? Look at the main 2 ingredients that make up 98% of the filthy franks: wheat gluten and soy.
Soy can (for some) wreak havoc on the digestive system, tummy and makes super gas. Too much soy can definitely aggravate rosacea. It can create an over abundance of sebum oil production, leading to cysts.
Wheat gluten. Basically wallpaper glue. Eck.
Even my pets food ingredients list is much shorter than this. He'd rather eat these sad little winners rather than some baked eggplant or fried cauliflower or fresh edamame.
Maybe the fake weiners make him feel better about his mini peni, everything he eats one he goes, "hey, least I'm bigger than you, when errect."
Sage for food milking.
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Wow, someone is salty. Maybe he saw Social Repose socialblade.
What was Greg socialblade at again?? >>450227
He is seething with jealousy and envy. Both. Richie creates music and is going on tour. Onion is stuck in a dirty home with a smelly wife who doesn't shave her pits (pit hair creates more smell because there's more surface area to adhere to).
Have you guys seen Ritchies new music video and
the making of?? The production values are off the charts (in relation to grease). He took 50+ hours to design the set. Did you see all the people involved? That's a decent sized team.
Gred has no production values to speak of. It's all just him shrieking like a banshee writhing around in the dirt. Recall how he insulted part of Net nobodys team?Good that you insult them. That way people know that you are too childish to professionally collaborate/befriend.
The social blade comparison is funny but…
> (pit hair creates more smell because there's more surface area to adhere to)
Men don't shave their pits and tend to sweat more, but only would be called smelly if they neglect showering. The one thing that isn't being neglected in that house is showering. Is Lainey actually known to be smelly? Or we so low on milk we're resorting to telling people they smell bad like it's kindergarten?
I hope Onion has a major meltdown soon. This thread is becoming too much like his career.
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between anons in this thread and the cringey retards that worship Gurgle.>>450412
Yeah, I mean shes not fat or chubby like ana-chans make out, she's thin but not underweight. She wants to be noticed for being thin, but that's a competitive ana thing too so maybe that's where she's headed.
Showing off her body fits anorexia more than it does dysphoria.
Greg would never sacrifice her cashflow just to spare her young impressionable viewers from bad influence the way he said Eugenia should.
According to the University of Bristol, men and women smell different when the bacteria is exposed to air. Men's underarms smell of cheese, but women's underarms smell of sulfuric onions.
According to a swiss study by Firmenich of Geneva, only 2% of the population have pits that do not stink or smell. Only 2%. The rest of humanity has pits that secrete enzymes that react with bacteria that is always on the skin that can never be 100% removed.
I may sound like onion but only because he can only comprehend things in relation to himself (per the billie smells thing, everyone smells eventually). I assume he reads here. So I'll happily pick on anything I can. Because this cow is dead, like his career, and we're buzzards picking at the bones.
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most of the stuff you wrote is literally factually wrong. stick to gossiping, anon. >>450214
what kind of a married couple, especially with a stay-at-home-wife, lets their grandparents clean their home? and then posts about it online? embarrassing.
I'm sorry WHAT.
She lets her kids INGEST things sent to her by complete strangers on the interwebs because she's that desperate..
BUY YOUR OWN GODDAMN KIDS MEDICINE AT THE DRUGSTORE LIKE A NORMAL NON-RETARDED PARENTS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
SAGE FOR RAGE!
>>450214>anon mentions their messy cabinet from the gender reveal video >it’s suddenly organized
It’s liek pottery
I wonder if the Onions read here on their own or if their minions just report back.
Edamame is soy you idiot.
Not to sound too onion, but please stop spouting shit and use facts.
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OT but I think I finally understood why Lamo does insist on wearing those unflattering glasses. She's trying to be the cute lesbian from San Junipero.
What? Those things could be anything. Hermetically sealed or not.
She's still letting her kids eat it?
Does she not have any common sense? Those kids could wind up extremely sick and needing a doctor and we all know how much Onion loves doctors
The worst thing is he would do the mental gymnastics to somehow justify it: "My mom used to give me full-body massages too so it's okay" "It's just father and daughter love! Stop getting triggered
." "I'm a parent so I obviously know what's best for my children"
They're not third world though… Why would you even compare ?
You think Lainey doesn't feed them sugar ? or just junk prepackaged food ? Lazy parents tend to just hand their kids junk when they don't want to actually cook healthy meals for them. Hands down Plainey probably just makes chicken fingers an fries or PB sandwiches for the little shit squirt. She comes off really lazy, and more then likely one of those parents that gives in easy because she doesn't want to listen to them scream.
Your teeth don't rot that much with a veggy only diet.
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OT but I cringe every time I see plains pictures, a few threads back an anon mentioned how she always poses with her rings and now I notice it too. She went from normal photos to awkward, “look at my hand!” poses just to show she’s still married to Greggles
To be fair i always felt like Jaclyn was always at his back whenever they separeted
So this actually make me kek
Sage for irrelevant
She is exactly like Taylor at exactly the same age. She knows better than literally everyone, and no one is going to tear her away from her truuuuuuuuuue loooooooove. Except it's Taylor, instead of Greg in the older person taking advantage position.
(Yes, she is so fucking stupid, and she will look back on all thsi with regret for having been a stupid assshole (which she is)). She is exactly like Taylor– she doesn't want anyone's help, and she thinks we're all jealous or some damn thing. Whatever. You can't help people who don't want to be helped, and she is nearly a legal adult.
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sage for nitpick but those aren't even tarte, they're knockoffs from ebay/aliexpress.
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Whatever Anon said she looks like a witch is spot on.
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Lameo is seriously giving me evil stepmother vibes lately. I guess the green hair just really topped it off to match the eyes. Talk about a tale of two monsters
work = jerking off to hentai vids
why does he need like 4 computers to edit his shitty videos? oh yeah, hentai dominates multiple screens.
Working on what though ??
His videos look like they're put together within 30 mins and his video concepts are repeats from 08.
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Lames dad isn't allowed to go to their house but laim dislikes Anna minx and for years she's till able to go over and collab. He has 0 respect for Lame her word doesn't matter.
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Tell her happy birthday so she doesn't feel too lonely when I'm ignoring her all day.
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Sage for old milk but that post refers to Anna Lichty not Anna Minx. Iirc she visited them to do collabs while Lainey was pregnant with Troy.
She's like Vicky Shingles, always with the claw in shot
Take my strong hand, child
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Let's not forget her old ring used to turn her finger green.
You forget to mention YOUR kind of comments, whinning about everything
The reason why lolcow "become" like this is because there is no milk, what do you fucking expect?
If it bothers you so much things are like this i invite to GTFO
No matter in how many part u want to divide the thread or were do you plan to move this thread it will be the fucking same
No way anon. No offense but I think they belong together in one thread where everything can be discussed comprehensively. Too many anons would complain about things popping up in the wrong thread. Besides, the milk won't be this dry forever.
What would fix the problems completely is anons who are complaining about what other anons post. Don't want to read it? Keep scrolling. Move on.
On to the topic at hand, WHY can't Greg just PRERECORD a video tonight so he doesn't have to "work" on complainey's birthday? And is she too stupid to request that of him? It's pathetic.
anon said YOUR KIND of posts not yours
just turn off sage if you're that bothered
Saw nobody replied to this, it should be posted to his twitter and hopefully would gain traction again. Everyone seems to have forgotten about his pedo incident and I hate that he might get away with it because he is still
doing it. He was getting called out so much before, I was so sure something would change.
He got his wisdom teeth removed a couple of years ago so it’s probably something else
Side note, Onion once stated he doesn’t wear deodorant.
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Was anyone else also creeper out tat he basically dressed her like a 9 year old?
I've been trying to figure out who Lamp reminds me of for a long time, just realized it's the Wicked Witch of the West.
Someone made a Wizard of Oz themed pic for next thread plz
And yet you know someone is gonna defend those clothing choices and say that their kinks shouldn't be shamed. >>450661
This is amazing oh my god I hope they vlog with him and all the farmers send it to onion
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Surprised no one posted this here yet. Fucking kek'd.
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Kekk, he’s wearing a big ass black jacket along with a black shirt (which doesn’t look like it fits) to cover up his veg potbelly
Rosacea is taking its toll
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It's not the whole clan but here lol
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Good job, anon!
I legitimately nearly choked on my coffee from laughter
How does foot face derp so badly when applying makeup?
We've all seen some serious derp but Lameo takes it to potato
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Maybe he's right. Youtube is trying to kill off onion. Years ago you'd type Onision in and get I'm a Banana. Today? This is what first comes up on a search. Lol.
I'd rather not give him the click, but that child predator song he made is creeply accurate for him now. If someone would vimeo it that would be cool. (That The Josh video is super long and ick, but worth it for those who go down the rabbit hole for science. Not for the rest of ya'll, you sane.)
No, anon, this will give him more attention. The fact that he's doing this shit and still
nobody gives a fuck about it is the #1 biggest sign that his channels are dying.
If he were relevant, he'd be called out still, but… he isn't.
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I had too much fun with my phone apps
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sage for day-old selfie nitpick, but out of the 30+ selfies she went through on younow, this was the cream of the crop? it looks like she stretched the left half of her face and squished the right half down
Next thread pic pls
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She should stop cropping off the top of her head.
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so since we're editing footfaces today, here's some more nightmare stuff for you all to "enjoy"
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and the second version
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Finally got that 'green' hair and ~alternative~ look going, eh BlowUpBot?
this retard can't even put shoes on to do yard work wtf sorry but this sock shit with him really triggers
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She looks like Terry Schiavo
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If she had hoop earrings she'd look like Anita Sarkeesian's more gremlinish twin.
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kek gurrgles is one of those corny old men that has a hip cell phone holster