[ Rules ] [ ot / g / m ] [ pt / snow / w ] [ meta ] [ Server Status ]

/pt/ - lolcow general

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File(20 MB max)
Video
Password
(For post deletion)

Read the rules and usage info before posting.

The VPN ban is now in effect on /ot/, see this update post for more information

File: 1746700220871.png (1.35 MB, 1085x802, blocklivewein.png)

No. 957409

Lillee Jean is a physically and emotionally stunted unwashed "beauty guru" turned "actress" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on
her suspended Twitter, and 22k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.
Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.
CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 23 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>Speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life. As of Feb 2024, she claims she is single with absolutely no mention of Pheepy.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake PR
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
>Lillee participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modelled for Covergirl.
>Consistently copyright strikes every single thing said about her on the internet. As of May/June 2024, YouTube has been tuned into their copyright strike abuse and stated they will monitor to see any new ones that come in.
MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2024 (Updated June 2024):
Lillee:
https://www.instagram.com/lilleejean
https://x.com/OfficialLilleeJ
https://www.twitter.com/reallilleejean (Suspended)
https://www.youtube.com/c/LilleeJean
https://www.youtube.com/@lilleejeanne (New account, old one is still active)
https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en
https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs
https://giphy.com/lilleejean
https://www.deviantart.com/lilleejean
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10479689/
Merch:
https://society6.com/lilleejean
https://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)
Web:
http://www.lilleejeanbeauty.com
https://www.lilleejean.com/
Laur:
https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (Suspended)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (Suspended)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)
https://tiktok.com/alwayslooking4talent
https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)
https://tiktokcom/projectbullyish
PREVIOUS THREADS:
1. >>>/snow/833840
2. >>>/snow/847048
3. >>698862
4. >>707075
5. >>718259
6. >>724333
7. >>736259
8. >>754981
9. >>767645
10. >>773135
11. >>777937
12. >>784721
13. >>794372
14. >>802142
15. >>811813
16. >>820665
17. >>825857
18. >>833714
19. >>838519
20. >>844274
21. >>853090
22. >>857281
23. >>862009
24. >>871230
25. >>878034
26. >>888656
27. >>917506
28. >>928152
29. >>935962
30. >>941319
31. >>956160
>>941396 >>941665 Lillee says that there are searches related to her being kidnapped and that it is the work of the clone cult leader
>>941577 >>941578 >>941579 More photoshoots in unflattering clothes
>>941841 Laur goes ona very long tangent on Facebook about copyright infringement
>>942845 More pictures at the police station
>>941846 >>941847 Lillee talks about "unethical corporations" that stole her story and children who are tricked to do stuff. Talks about how adults on youtuber discord servers tell kids they will do their homework for them and how one of those adults could be the clone cult leader
>>941848 >>941849 Lillee posts about Cleore saying that Cleore is causing panic
>>941850 >>941851 >>941870 New Voyager episode teaser where Lillee does a GRWM to go to a fashion show
>>941912 Laur and Lillee once again go out to evade the process server
>>941938 >>941939 >>941942 >>941983 The fashion show that she was going to was in fact, a children's fashion show
>>941971 Someone tried to copyright strike Lillee's website
>>942030 Lillee writes about great grandma jean
>>942033 Lillee speaks French
>>942111 Lillee says she is "traumatized" from the AI porn from the clone cult and that they are a unethical business
>>942236 >>942237 Reddit posts related to Lillee get flagged as self harm posts
>>942251 >>942263 >>94272 >>942403 >>942404 Promo and behind the scenes images for Lillee's latest project " The Chorus Our Eyes In"
>>942279 Lillee does an interview
>>942316 >>942391 >>942394 >>942570 snippets from The Trapper Trap now released at a local farm near you
>>942476 Lillee posts great grandma Jean's wedding picture
>>942483 >>942484 >>942485 >>942486 >>942487 New article on a video from 2020 that Lillee claims was a setup by some foreign company to make her look bad
>>943021 Record of 8 insurance policies for the Trueman household despite not having enough to pay for rent
>>943125 >>943267 >>943270 New The Chorus in Our Eyes teaser and images
>>943316 old video from when Lillee was a bit normal
>>943403 Lillee already gets a nomination for best actress at another pay to win film fest
>>943598 >>943599 Photoshoot in a ill fitting Juicy tracksuit top and the same old blue shorts
>>943774 >>943784 The Chorus in Our Eyes gets submitted to a Clown film festival
>>944826 >>944827 Lillee once again sucking her cheeks in and doing duck lips
>>945080 >>945110 New Lillee Jean Talks episode
>>945568 >>945569 Teaser for Lillee Jean Talks with someone that worked in some movies
>>945813 >>945814 Served once again with papers to appear in court
>>946794 Lillee's halloween "costume" that looks like she resued some unicorn headband she had lying around from her booty guru days
>>947801 Bullyish is finally up for viewing to a general farmer audience
>>947301 New logo for Lillee Jean Productions
>>947376 A court case is filed on Lillee by Capital One presumably for not paying debts
>>947564 >>947565 Files show that despite being served with papers countless times the Truemans are still living in the same place
>>947720 Some people on a podcast roast Lillee's dancing and singing
>>947738 Lillee posts more bull about being a Aries and how Aries are vengeful
>>948161 Lillee has a new logo that is registered
>>948869 Eviction saga continues.
>>949383 Lillee lies about her ancestors again and/or doesn't understand geography
>>950588 More souppenis threats
>>950734 Lillee claims she got a gig as an extra in the gilded age, her first professional acting job.
>>951549 Laur melts down and blesse us with more text walls.
>>953628 Lillee gets her first real fan/stalker who has pictures of her on every wall of his house.

No. 957413

File: 1746703050604.png (1019.52 KB, 980x2268, gilded_age.png)

Thanks for the new thread!
Are y'all excited to see Lillee on Gilded Age? Then keep your fingers crossed.
Does anyone know if these extras get paid?

No. 957418

I tried posting the link to the new thread in the old one but it is full. Would be cool if a farmhand could post it there! thx

No. 957419

>>957413
Normally they get paid for it.
$100-$200 per day depending on the size of the production.

No. 957420

>>957419
Oh cool. Lillee's first paycheck. Took her long enough.

No. 957421

Thanks for the new thread!

>>957413
I really hope we get to see our pudgy little dwarf onscreen, but she’s making it seem like she was only in 1-2 scenes and is also short enough that she may be obscured by other extras.

For anyone wondering about pay, Lillee isn’t a SAG member so she (along with any randos who are local to the set and want to be extras) gets paid less than union extras, according to Google about $40 for a three hour fitting and $170 for a 10-hour day of shooting. That’s roughly $16-17 an hour. If she worked a full time job with that pay she’d be able to afford rent.

No. 957426

File: 1746723620379.jpg (336.37 KB, 1080x1617, IMG_2903.jpg)

Lillee's biggest (and only) fan is writing this weird fan fiction about traveling to Australia with Lillee.

No. 957427

>>957426
Incomprehensible babble. I'm trying to parse it and I think he's saying we (an image board) insinuated they're dating because he went to Australia with someone whose initials are also LJ?

No. 957428

>>957426
He’s perfect for Lillee, they even type in a similar way

No. 957438

>>957409
not the parody of that amazing documentary kek

>>956865
this exactly. it's been shown time and time again that narcissistic, isolating parents who emotionally leech off their kids cause extreme damage to their mental state. look at gypsy rose. obviously lillee isn't being put through physical torture, but she's so stunted, she doesn't know how to socialize or work. of course she had no friends because the only person she's been talking to on a regular basis for her entire life is her mom. that's so fucked. it's that whole joke about homeschooled kids being weirdos except lillee wasn't even homeschooled? she's barely literate. now she's going to be homeless with her mom. she has no future and no one can help her. it's horrifying to me.
>>956871
>No need to pity Lillee because she doesn't feel bad for herself
because her brain is warped to not know about the harsh reality of being an adult who needs to make money and have other responsibilities. if your parents don't kick your ass into being independent you are screwed.
>>956961
>Is this because Lillee is just too retarded to go against Laur?
what is she supposed to do? laur is her entire support system. lillee has nothing. you guys should really chill with calling her too lazy or stupid or whatever to get free from laur. she's not going to be hired anywhere except maybe washing dishes. she cannot support herself on her own. no agency in america is going to give her financial support just because she was raised by a shitty parent who didn't prepare her for life. lillee has no friends. she has no family to run to for help. just laur and an invalid in a wheelchair. i'm not saying you need to whiteknight her since she's obviously cringe but this kind of stuff is just tragic, not milk.

No. 957439

>>957438
I realize we're probably in the minority but I agree with you, Nona. She may think she chose this life with her mom but she didn't, she really didn't.

No. 957440

>>957438
Can we stop having these circular “Lillee Jean is just like Gypsy Rose” arguments every 2 weeks? She’s in a shitty situation, but she’s a cow because she’s a self-obsessed asshole. As another anon said, there are a hundred other Lillees drifting around NYC who aren’t cows because they aren’t grandiose racist assholes and because they have some level of self-awareness. Neither her nor Laur are standalone cows because the milk comes from their codependency. They’ve never had any reservations about making fun of others people’s looks, jobs, financial situations, hobbies, etc. so it’s stupid to moralize about how everyone should be nice to Lillee. I think a lot of anons who run defense for her haven’t actually read through all the threads and seen how shitty Lillee herself is and has been for years.

No. 957441

>>957439
i'm glad there's some sane people here
>>957440
that doesn't happen every 2 weeks. i don't care if lillee did all that shit because she was influenced by her mom. you would also know that laur influences most of lillee actions if you read all the threads. i've been here since the first primink video. some of you are ridiculously cruel.(whiteknight)

No. 957442

>>957441
IDK about this specific conversation but the Lillee Jean/Gypsy Rose comparison has been happening ever since the first Primink video as well, it’s kind of been beat to death. As online as they are there’s still a lot we don’t know about their lives so there’s not really any point in debating it unless there’s some sort of actual new milk that adds to the conversation (unlikely because they’ve been more private ever since Lillee stopped her beauty influencer stuff and moved to trying to become an actress). It also gets kind of annoying to read people’s text walls trying to play psychologist on here when it’s pure speculation and opinion with 0 new stuff to discuss

No. 957445

>>957442
Nayrt, I agree with the Gypsy Rose comparison, but I also see Lillee as a cow as much as her mother. It's true that she's been influenced, manipulated and isolated by her mother and it shows in her behavior. But she actively doesn't want to engage with the outside world, and wants to keep living in a bubble they both built, where she gets to be an unchallenged narcissist like her mom. Maybe now that she's seemingly having contact with others (if that thing about the Gilded age is true, she had a few hours of contact with other people without her mother present, I doubt they would let Laur participate unless they lied about Lillee being mentally disabled or something) she'll change and seek more independence, creating a rift between her and Laur which would be top tier milk.

No. 957446

>>957441
That’s not WK it’s a post against a-logging and nitpicking non-milk wtf mods

No. 957447

>>957445
I agree, I think that Laur is a shitty mom and is the true cow but I also can't completely absolve Lillee of all guilt because she is an adult who has had some exposure to normal human beings through her acting stuff- and we have proof of this, while we have no actual proof of a lot of the detailed theories about Lillee's isolation and worldview that people are offering here. It's also perfectly reasonable to dislike Lillee for being racist, threatening, etc. over the years, anybody who insists that she needs to be forgiven because she learned it from Laur has to realize that nobody is obligated to give her grace for stuff like that, especially when she has no remorse about it anyway.

No. 957448

This channel has been posting AI generated photos of Primink and uploading his old videos. Initially wrote it off as Internet Sweetheart but the boomer tier insults in this community post sound a lot like Laur

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxmCBcqxYjsgMqSFQonTRdQEWZwef-DDrg?si=iYAnKSeAVcPjJtp5

No. 957449

>>957448
The bot comments on this channel’s videos also comment on Lillee Jean’s videos

No. 957452

>>957448
>>957449
Edited post and the video is private. Goblins confirmed

No. 957459

File: 1746776199160.png (944.27 KB, 964x3220, obvious_laur.png)

>>957448
This was obviously written by Laur and Lillee. The exact same arguments they use on their top kek bullshit documentary.
>was doxxed repeatedly
>harassed, tortured, and stalked

What did Lillee say on one of her videos?
>He is not the little pre-teen you see on his channels and his Discord server. He is not a cute yellow haired child.
Coincidence?

>>957427
So this retard lurks these threads? I hope he sees Laur's posts before jannies delete them. Such queen mother.

No. 957464

>>957459
They’ve lost the plot so badly. Back in the Attic Academy days, they seemed like people whose lives had reached rock bottom. And yet here we are, years later, and this is what their existence has been reduced to. The attic era was a happy and carefree time for their family compared to present day. Fucking bleak, man. Laur is so hellbent on making herself and her family miserable. Can’t imagine how much worse off they’ll be 5 years from now.

No. 957465

>>957459
she's at least right about his voice

No. 957466

>>957459
Laur is on one. For the past several months like clockwork whenever her freakouts ramp up, farms find out in the next few days that there's been a new development in the endless eviction saga. I'm guessing they didn't get the April and/or May rent paid on time, and now they forfeit the extra months they were given to gtfo.

No. 957467

>>957459
kek "snot in your nostrils" ..the projection!

No. 957468

>>957467
It’s literally all projection. Repeatedly saying that he’s fat is projection and mentioning the “green-tinged” hair is also projection (years ago when Lillee spent a whole day dying/bleaching her hair she ended up with a greenish brown.) Saying Primink copyright struck people and got their channels taken down is projection as well. Idk if Laur/Lillee think that doxxing people like this makes them look cool and secret agent-y, in actuality it just makes them seem like creeps.

No. 957469

>>957459
>The exact same arguments they use on their top kek bullshit documentary.
It’s the same editing too. The font used for the “Fake” “scam” text on this channel’s videos is the same one used for Bullyish

No. 957472

File: 1746794096169.gif (176.2 KB, 340x340, 1564655273662.gif)

>>957441
>Been here since the first Primink video
You sweet, summer child, you know nothing of Attic Yoga, BGC & racist sock puppets, or the Panticult days of Yore!
I felt like a late-comer with catching-up to do on her second thread in 2019. I couldn't resist the threadpic that haunted my nightmares, which I'm reposting for nostalgia.
Yes, LJ published this picture willingly. No, she was not photoshopped to look like a sleep paralysis demon crushing your chest, that is 100% au naturel beauty.

No. 957473

>>957448
>>957459
This post is absolutely unhinged. I feel bad for Primink, imagine having to deal with these retards flinging shit because you talked about their weird behaviour online.

No. 957474

File: 1746794735466.jpg (100.01 KB, 1179x1179, Comments.JPG)

Same accounts were commenting on both channels.

No. 957475

File: 1746799089621.png (336.53 KB, 961x1018, getajob.png)

So, instead of finding a job or a place to live Laur decided to spend time creating a fake YouTube account, uploading 15 fake videos, buying over 350 subscribers and 5400 views.
Are you winning, Laur?

No. 957478

>>957472
To this day this is one of the most horrifying images posted in her threads

No. 957482

>>957448
>>957459
>>957475
Can Primink sue Laur and LJ over this? I mean on top of the doxx they are calling him a predator with his face attached?

No. 957483

>>957482
Sue them for what? They are broke…

No. 957484

>>957448
Bless whoever archived the original

>His brothers help run things too, and have their own problems, but they are for another video I will be working on, that includes the gang, he and his brothers are in, known as the Lemon Gang.


what the fuck is a lemon gang kek

No. 957485

>>957482
it looks like an AI photo, i don't think that's his actual face.

No. 957486

>>957482
DO you know how many people would have sued them by now if there had been any point? They are broke and on welfare. Sue them for what - old dolls?

No. 957487

>>957486
NTAYRT but i assume they mean that Primink should sue Lillee/Laur so that they stop harassing him, not to get money from them. IIRC Tatiana was going to sue them but it was going to be way too expensive especially since they live in different states and she would need to have a lawyer who was either certified to practice in both states or two different lawyers, so Primink may have this same reasoning.

No. 957488

>>957485
I thought the same thing. Something about it is off, like his skin texture seems way too smooth to be real.

No. 957489

>>957487
WTF are you talking about. Sue them but not for money? Unless you're a kid still in school, you're irredeemably stupid.(infighting)

No. 957491

>>957489
You can sue someone for defamation even if they're judgement proof if you feel that they're hurting your reputation and want legal proof that they're lying. You would just have to accept that it's a net financial loss for you in exchange for that legal evidence. In Primink's case it doesn't make sense financially because nobody believes anything Laur and Lillee say anyway.

No. 957493

>>957491
He would have to come forward and reveal himself, prove he is a brand.

No. 957495

>>957493
All he would have to do is prove that Laur/Lillee made defamatory statements about him. In normal defamation cases he would also have to prove that those statements caused damages. There is however an exception, when the statements are accusations of sexual misconduct, damages don't have to be proven. In that case it's enough to prove that the statements were defamatory. It's called defamation per se.

No. 957498

>>957495
We’re all assuming he hasn’t filed something already. Laur’s lawyer said Lillee was defending herself in court cases brought by cyberbullies. Laur might lie to the court but her lawyer won’t.

No. 957502

File: 1746815941063.png (109.51 KB, 636x514, Screenshot 2025-05-09 203623.p…)

>>957501
The word "defending" isn't used, but it does say she is "in the midst" of several court cases.

No. 957503

>>957502
Later in that same document she also says that she and Lillee have had to travel out of state for court cases. Pretty sure a lot of what she said is lies anyway though, she also claimed that Lillee had an acting agent.

No. 957505

>>957504
It's an affidavit, this is Laur's word, not the lawyer's.

No. 957506

>>957504
Hate to break it to you naively trusting people but yeah lawyers do lie. If both sides of cases were truthful we wouldn't have Court TV.

No. 957509

>>957504
Ah yes, the oh-so-credible source of “Lillee’s resume”. Not sure if it’s Laur in these threads or if Lillee just has a bunch of retarded WKs here but can we please use our thinking caps

No. 957510

>>957502

Their lawyer did said Lillee is distressed from having to defend herself in court, here’s the post >>953922

No. 957514

>>957511
>>957512
I love when Laur tries to integrate. If Laur’s getting pissed off enough to post…must be true kek

No. 957516

File: 1746819907610.png (593.66 KB, 787x529, Screenshot 2025-05-09 214404.p…)


No. 957518

>>957510
She lists a dozen states she's got court cases in, but nobody broke the law because of FREE FUCKING SPEECH.

So like how wld suing people for criticizing her even help? It will just bring more ridicule. and she'd be held responsible for 100% of both side's legal fees.

No. 957519

>>957482
Watch this video starting from 31:47. Primink explains why suing the Dumb and Dumber would be super easy.
As >>957495 posted, the goblins calling Primink a child predator is an exception which means he doesn't have to prove any damages their slander has caused him to win the case.
However, as >>957491 stated the Truemans are broke so suing them would lead to financial loss.

No. 957536

File: 1746860409171.png (1004.43 KB, 976x1980, defamation.png)

>>957514
>>957516
What did she post?

No. 957546


No. 957553

>>957536
The Truemans are so stupid it’s genuinely sad. If janitor at law Laur bothered to “bone up” on defamation laws she would know that both she and Lillee are guilty of defaming pretty much every person who’s ever publicly discussed them and this defamation is well-documented, while on the other hand the YouTubers who have made videos on them always come with receipts backing their commentary and still give legal disclaimers in their videos. The amount of time they waste posting on these boards, buying clown festival awards and harassing people is unfathomable when considering how many real problems they have in their lives.

>>957536
She was arguing with people and trying to say that Primink has no legal recourse in this situation and that he couldn’t/wouldn’t sue them. In the video >>957519 linked he says that not only would it be easy to win a defamation case against the Truemans, but several lawyers have offered to represent Primink completely free of charge, meaning he wouldn’t even suffer a financial loss for legal proof that they’re a pair of nasty liars. He just thought it would be a waste of time because of their lack of assets. I understand the sentiment but kinda hope he changes his mind because seeing them actually get served by someone would probably prompt the crash out of the century.

No. 957557

>>957553
she's clearly just sue happy because she thinks one of her accusations will result in a settlement. she's so stupid she probably thinks people are as dumb as she is and that if she threatens enough people maybe one of them will settle out of court. plus i am sure she believes the drama will make lj famous. she was probably banking on getting a dr. phil spot or some similar media gawk hype.

No. 957560

>>957557
I actually think Lillee could make an appearance on a Dr. Phil or sMothered type show, but that usually doesn’t result in long-term fame (Bad Bhabie or whatever her name is was an exception.) Lillee specifically wants good publicity and wants people to kiss her ass and view her as sophisticated and aspirational. If they thought any publicity was good publicity (smarter mindset) they wouldn’t try to get videos and articles about themselves taken down, nor would they be doing all this Bullyish BS to try and control the narrative.

No. 957561

>>957560
Dr Phil would drag Laur sooo bad. He hates shitty parents.

No. 957565

>>957561
>>957560
The Bullyish documentary reminded me of those off screen interviews you see on Dr. Phil.

No. 957574

>>957409
>not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage

This needs to be updated. Isn't her mom jewish?

No. 957582

File: 1746964081234.jpg (280.63 KB, 1080x1670, IMG_4822.jpg)

>I love my mom! She has always stood by me, and I am so lucky to have her as my ride or die

Has anyone ever thought that Laur needs the farms more than the farms need her? She can always blame the boolies about everything.
Why isn't her lazy talentless daughter a star yet? Because of the dark websites.
Why is Lillee unable to find a real job? Because of the neo-nazis are ruining her name and reputation.
Lillee can't even go to the grocery store because the satanic cult is leaving plastic bottles around Laur's car and yelling at her. (Wtf?)
The boolies were even mentioned in the affidavit (previous thread) Lillee is so badly traumatized by cyber bullying that she can't help Laur with moving out.

No. 957583

>>957582
They’ve literally always been like this, before the farms they would blame Reddit. They’re always looking for someone else to blame for Lillee’s lack of success.

>>957574
Laur claims Jewish heritage (and tbh I believe it because of their features) but I don’t think anyone in their family actually practices Judaism. In old tweets Laur was always talking about Jesus/the Bible. A while ago someone also proved that Lillee’s ancestors immigrated to the US before the Holocaust in spite of her lying that they’d been “fried alive.”

No. 957588

>>957574
When Laur married Earl she went Lutheran/nothing - only when she saw way to be marginalized or persecuted did she mention Judaism. Lillee had no bat mizphah and they've never shown a menorah, only Christmas trees.

Laur's sister on the other hand IS practicing and active with her local temple. She DID raise her kid Jewish.

Laur can't do a damn thing right, though - so Judaism is literally just a label she slapped on so she could whine about people criticizing her actions.

No. 957589

>>957574
She's ethically a Jew and has Jewish ancestors but practises Lutheranism. She only brings up her connection to Judaism to try and accuse people who call out her and Lillee of anti-Semitism, even though Laur hasn't practiced Judaism in decades and Lillee was never raised Jewish to begin with.

No. 957590

>>957589
Dear nona, I think you meant ethnically, we would never use the word ethical where Laur is concerned.

No. 957591

>>957589
The anti-semitism accusations never made any sense to me. Her being ethnically Jewish pretty much never comes up except when Lillee describes herself as a “tiny Jewish woman” in copyright claims- it’s not mentioned in any of the viral videos about her and they don’t have Jewish names either. There’s also a lot of Jewish talent in Hollywood, so acting like antisemitism would prevent her from getting an acting career just doesn’t add up.

No. 957597

>>957594
>>957595
Lillee has said multiple times that her dad is Lutheran and Laur used to post pictures of saints and Jesus before she went back to Judaism a couple years ago.

No. 957598

>>957595
Who does Laur think she's talking to

There are new players in the game

No. 957599

>>957574
Yes. That should be updated. Also the social media accounts.
>(Updated June 2024)
These should be added
Lillee:
Instagram: @lilleejeanproductions
https://vimeo.com/lilleejean/
Web:
https://www.projectbullyish.com/
Laur:
x.com: @Reallaurtrueman
Instagram: @alwayslooking4talent
https://vimeo.com/laurtrueman/

No. 957600

>>957598
Laur’s going to have a stroke trying to figure out who cousin anon is

No. 957601

File: 1746985752373.jpg (44.49 KB, 877x164, Screenshot 2025-05-11 134305.j…)

>>957600
Laur broke the chain so the Judaism debate can be done

She should know this right?

No. 957603

File: 1746991271276.png (2.02 MB, 966x4540, priminkubus.png)

>>957484
Where's the original one archived? This is how it looks now. Plus new post. I love the red herring! FYI, this isn't how internet sweetheart types.

No. 957605

>>957603
The website's whois data comes back as registered to "scar entertainment" and Internet Sweetheart's real name is Ethan SCARcelli.

No. 957606

>>957605
Yes. The website is his but it's not "launching soon".
That photo isn't him either. AI generated slop.

No. 957607

>>957605
I have no beef with this guy, he's def not ok. And he didn't raise a child in his attic, so he cool.

No. 957608


No. 957609

>>957608
This is an imageboard you don't post links.

Nobody click on that!

No. 957612

>>957611
Seeing a lot of comma abuse…

No. 957616

>>957612
Noticed this as well. The comma abuse reeks of LJ’s typing style, Laur’s tends to include more garbled and misused slang. It looks like they’re trying to somehow pin all this on Internet Sweetheart, maybe because they’re afraid of the defamation lawsuit talk in this thread?

No. 957619

One of the videos is about Lillee

No. 957620

>>957617
It’s not him. It’s AI generated from a picture they found of Primink in high school. If this is Laur’s work , she’s completely lost it

No. 957621

>>957619
Wow Laur’s been telling him tales and he believed her. He doesn’t know how she’ll turn on him like that poor sad actor in Spain.

No. 957622

>>957620
I smell Laur. This is almost verbatim one of her rants.

No. 957623

>>957621
What if Primink got a cease and desist on her so she’s using this guy as her mouthpiece.

No. 957624

>>957621
>>957621
If she’s behind this YouTube channel, it’s pretty fucked up considering Primink & Internet Sweetheart are currently involved in a Florida court case

No. 957625

They got caught pretending to be internet sweetheart in the last thread >>953547

No. 957629

>>957609
>Where's the archive?
>Anon posts archive
>Nooooo no links!!! This is lolcow expect us!
Was she supposed to have posted a jpeg with that huge ass link?

No. 957633

File: 1747047210395.png (460.63 KB, 972x1981, fakesweet1.png)

>>957475
Look how much that profile changed overnight. Even some video titles and descriptions were edited. This is not Internet Sweetheart's real account and he is not migrating because of Primink.

Internet sweetheart has a ban count which he is proud of for some reason. Apparently Instagram has given him enough warnings so he has to move to another platform. He is using the website as Linktree.
The site has two links, one to his Patreon and one to imgur. Nowhere he promises to upload actual content to this website.

No. 957634

File: 1747048831922.png (1.54 MB, 976x2723, fakesweet2.png)

>>957633
Here's two new posts. The older is copy-pasted from Internet Sweetheart's Instagram and the new one is made by the imposter. I would like to ask this galaxy brain, why Sweetheart's Patreon has a link to a deleted YouTube channel instead of this channel that he totally created in February?!

Other reasons why this account was most likely created by our favorite sock account enjoyer.
The internet sweetheart can't write and his fans can't read. He uses ChatGPT to write emails. This comma abuse garbage was not written by ChatGPT >>957611 but it matches our goblins' pathetic scribblings.
Internet Sweetheart doesn't tease with shit like this. He just shows the mugshots in his videos while showing his face. That guy loves his face and voice. Why would he do this?

>>957625
And who could forget the
>You've been sweet hearted !!!
Kind of like "You've been Punk'd", right? Sweetheart wasn't even born when that show was relevant, and he doesn't even play pranks on people.

By the way, Sweetheart has real sponsors despite getting constantly banned for breaking community guidelines. And Lillee is stuck creating fake advertisements for Adah for free. That must sting.

No. 957635

>>957631
domestic case in hillsborough county 25-DR-001279 >>953548 you can’t get any info on the case but Internet Sweetheart and Primink aren’t married and don’t have kids. A protection order is the only reason they’d have a case in this type of court.

No. 957636

>>957634
I'm always shocked by his appearance. A single face tattoo is already evidence that something is wrong. A full face off tattoos? Who would trust what this man says?

No. 957645

>>957644
Ma'am this this thread is about everybody's favourite attic goblins. Not about Primtwink and Internet retard…

No. 957653

File: 1747075872737.mp4 (4.18 MB, 1080x1350, strut.mp4)

Lillee can't even walk straight.

No. 957657

File: 1747081054933.png (398.01 KB, 647x498, Screenshot 2025-05-12 221642.p…)


No. 957658

>>957657
What is the chance that Laur is selling him Lillee's used panties?

No. 957661

>>957653
she walks like an old person at the nursing home with steppage gait and a full diaper. i’m also generally anti cosmetic procedures but lillee should just go ahead and get some lip filler, there’s such a stark difference between her posed pics where she’s puffing the fleshy drooly inside parts of her lips to make them look bigger versus the videos where you can see how truly lipless she is

No. 957663

>>957653
The only people I've seen who were this bad at walking were people who spent a significant amount of time immobile. It's like this is the first time she uses her legs in days.

No. 957668

>>957663
She’s trying to do a runway walk, but dumpy body aside she just has no awareness of herself either. She’s trying to sway her hips but there’s no reciprocal movement in the shoulders or arms, no natural curve of the waist as she moves, no strut or bounciness in her step whatsoever that might indicate a strong core and balanced center of gravity.

No. 957669

>>957668
exactly. 100%.

>>957653
This is hilarious and sad. Who walks with her arms rigidly straight holding them 6 inches away from her body? It looks like a kid pretending to walk nonchalantly because they did something bad. It's cartoonish. I'll give her points though for finally giving up that sausage casing skinny jeans and wearing the high waisted mom jeans that every trendy girl has been wearing for several seasons now.

No. 957679

>>957653
Laur is such a creep taking these videos

No. 957680

>>957653
This is like how people walk when they're so baked and overthinking everything they do, it's like "okay just one foot ahead of the other, normal walking like a normal person, don't look weird, look casual." And then they walk like this kek

No. 957681

>>957653
> don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

>>957680
Kek my first thought too, but I doubt she smokes weed

No. 957687

>>957680
Samefag, I didn't see the shoes before but now it makes sense. Her walking has always seemed a little weird when she's trying to do a model walk but the shoes explain why this particular one is so strange. Those platform flip flops are so hard to walk in, you can see her toes gripping the shoe for dear life kek

No. 957692

>>957687
Wait, are those Laur's platform flipflops??

and that is totally the wrong belt with those jeans.

No. 957693

>>957653
i would pay so much money to see naomi campbell critique this

No. 957704

File: 1747144528680.webm (11.59 MB, 818x1392, Full walk.webm)

>>957653
This copy cut off the very start of the video which is the most hilarious part. Lillee waits for Laur to give her a signal to walk and then proceeds to move her body and head as if she’s never walked before.

No. 957711

>>957704
>Hopping on the Brat summer trend a year late
>Awkwardly clomping around in her mother's outdated platform flipflops to a song about doing coke in the club bathroom

No. 957712

>>957704
Gurl stawp. She even fails at pretending to walk like a model for 5 steps… just stop and get an actual job because this is not for you.

No. 957748

>>957704
>>957712
Maybe if Lilee broke into her mother's Franzia she might loosen up.

No. 957762

>>957704
It looks way worse in this video. I’m guessing those giant platform flip flops are hard to walk in, but you can see that even the size and shape of Lillee’s strides aren’t consistent. For one step she has a ton of hip swing and her feet are one directly in front of the other, and for the next step her foot will come right beside (instead of in front) to the other with significantly less hip swing. It looks like completely graceless waddling. She should do more frequent cardio to strengthen her leg/core muscles and then build up to walking in regular pumps if she wants to walk elegantly.

No. 957764

>>957762
She's got a long way to go to get to what you're suggesting. She needs to master the basics of walking, such as moving her arms naturally. Also having that long strapped crossbody over one shoulder doesn't help. She's trying not to let it slip off which is why her arms are so stiff. I also have narrow shoulders that slope so I can tell she's really trying not to let her bag fall. What makes it worse is the disproportionate strap length to her short arms. So she can't even reach down to keep it steady as she walks.

No. 957781

>>957762
What’s the point of these tips nonna? Tbh she’s under 5’ tall, fat and retarded. There won’t be any modelling happening lol let’s start there.

No. 957784

>>957781
Obviously she’s never going to be a model, but she can’t even walk like a normal person who isn’t a model which is kind of sad

No. 957787

File: 1747221175962.mp4 (87.04 KB, 720x1280, 1SRUFkZjR.mp4)

>alwayslooking4talent
>12 May 2025
>Our stance has not changed. Starting end of May proceedings will begin. Let’s see who shakes out of the tree! #projctbullyish @projectbullyish @lilleejean #lilleejean #cyner stalking

It's going down, nonas! Are you scared yet? Cyner stalking is not okay.

No. 957813

>>957623
I think this is exactly what happened. Laur wanted internet sweetheart harassing Primink but he can’t because of the case so Laur created the channel. seems like she can’t grasp the concept that no one cares primink was a goofy looking teen, no one thought he actually looked like a cartoon

No. 957820

>>957633
>your giggle is predatory

My sides. My poor sides.

No. 957834

>>957813
Literally, the fact that they keep saying “OMG he’s fat!!!” as if Lillee and Laur aren’t also fat? It’s like when they kept calling Tatiana ugly and making fun of Diane for wearing red lipstick even though Lillee is ugly and wears red lipstick all the time. And that’s fine too, people barely even mention Lillee’s appearance when discussing her but she and Laur act like shitting on other people’s appearances somehow makes them look moral and correct when it actually makes them look like jackasses. Not an ounce of self awareness.

No. 957845

>>957787
Laur’s shaking people out of a tree? Who is she even mad at these days? Most of her callouts happened years ago.

No. 957848

>>957845
Does she know how much trouble she will be in for filling false police reports? Wasting police time? They hate that.

No. 957851

>>957787
End of May? So she lied in court documents when she said Lillee was involved in federal and state cases. She can’t even remember the lies she told in court 6 months ago

No. 957853

>>957635
This is probably the case her lawyer was referring to. Based off what this guy was saying in this video >>957619 he didn’t harass Primink, he was defending Primink’s victim Lillee. If Lillee & Laur pop up in Florida for an “audition”, it means she’s been subpoenaed as a witness kek

No. 957879

>>957787
Okay, so translating from Attic Pidgin to English, I think what Laur is communicating here is that they definitely didn't pay the rent due and are finally getting kicked out of the staircase house in 2 weeks' time. They're trying to give a delusion-consistent reason to their imaginary audience for why they won't be posting photos and videos of Lillee wobbling around the suburbs of Astoria anymore. We're very busy in cyberbully federal court, and definitely not sleeping in our Jeep in the Walgreens parking lot

No. 957888

>>957787
Damn just a finalist? She couldnt even pay her way to an award

No. 957897

>>957888
And it’s not a real festival. Laur is mentally ill.

No. 957901

>>957653
Holy fucking kek!! I love that her thighs are too fat for a proper cat walk but she INSISTS that she keep one foot in front of the other. She is so sheltered she doesnt realize that model type cat walk looks good because the models are actually skinny! The ones who arent, like plus size models (lol) walk with severe hip throws and also dont attmept actual cat walking but a psuedo type cat walk instead. Comical. Laur could atleast put her into a modeling class! But also, girls in modeling classes are 10 years lillees junior, are skinny, and usually have potential. She would be a black sheep laughing stock amoung a group of socially adept pretty young skinny girls.
What laur has done to her is so bleak. Too bad its also a hilarious spectacle.

No. 957902

>>957657
Is his profile pic him and baby lillee? Or just some random baby?

No. 957905

>>957902
He has a kid.

No. 957953

File: 1747395013919.jpg (200.14 KB, 1080x1224, wtf.jpg)

>>957658
High chance.

No. 957954

>>957879
Begging the state of New York for another 10k so she won’t be homeless while paying for attorneys initiating frivolous civil suits? That sounds like fraud

No. 957958

>>957953
Lillee looks like JD Vance here

No. 957959

>>957954
Doesn't Laur know the court imposes sanctions on parties who file frivolous lawsuits, including ordering them to pay attorney's fees and costs.

No. 957962

>>957953
Is this shopped, what the hell is wrong with their tongues. Lillee looks so fkn weird

No. 957971

File: 1747411899005.jpeg (Spoiler Image,80.41 KB, 826x497, IMG_5287.jpeg)

>>957962
Nope, her tongue just looks like that. The power of a fucked up jaw/facial bone structure I guess

No. 957992

>>957962
Her tongue looks especially shopped/AI. I know it's not, but it looks unnatural.

No. 958005

>>957953
Maybe it's just me but I've never seen this pic until now. is she sending never before posted pics to send to this creep exclusively?

No. 958010

>>957953
Having a narcmom can truly ruin your entire life before it even has a chance to begin omg

No. 958015

>>958005
Maybe? This guy literally thirsts over Lillee AND Laur so maybe he requested a pic of them together. Both are pretty grotesque and stinky looking but you’ve got to have something seriously wrong with your brain to get horny over Laur especially.

No. 958044

Laur’s boxed black hair dye is horrid

No. 958061

File: 1747491202602.jpg (30.3 KB, 620x208, sb.jpg)

>>958010
>Having a narcmom can truly ruin your entire life before it even has a chance to begin omg

Most teens would be mad at their mom for posting this but in their house, Laur called all shots.

No. 958063

File: 1747492101357.jpg (16.63 KB, 300x218, lollil.jpg)

Laur looked older 10 years ago - this family ages really wierdly.

No. 958064

>>958063
Filters have just become more advanced.

No. 958076

>>958063
Laur looks much younger in this imo, she looks very similar to current-day Lillee but without the jaw deviation. It also may be because she appears slimmer (?) or at least isn’t wearing that stretched-out sloppy cami.

>>958061
Lillee has reverse body dysmorphia so I don’t think she sees anything wrong with pics like this. When she was in the process of getting her dental work done (which, thanks to Laur, may have permanently destroyed Lillee’s credit) she kept posting disgusting pictures of the inside of her mouth and back of her throat to her main account. This looks like it comes from one of the many collages that she used to try and fancast herself as a live action Disney princess.

Not that there’s any chance it would ever happen, but it’s crazy that Lillee thinks she’d be happy as a big movie star when she’s so thin-skinned. In the vein of live action Disney princesses Rachel Zegler was harassed big time after being cast as Snow White, Halle Bailey was harassed for being cast as Ariel and Avantika Vandanapu was harassed for being a popular fan cast for Rapunzel. These are all also women who haven’t done anything wrong. If Lillee was actually talented and beautiful and weasled her way into Hollywood, her past controversies would get her cancelled immediately and any attempt at self-victimizing would only dig her deeper in that hole. That’s why their supposed endgame is so confusing.

No. 958082

>>958063
you could say the same about Lillee.

No. 958118

File: 1747523726713.webp (9.55 KB, 708x102, mt.webp)

>>958082
Laur & Lillee's #1 Fan.

No. 958120


No. 958127

File: 1747529235119.jpeg (323.2 KB, 828x486, IMG_5296.jpeg)

>>958118
Am I face blind or is this guy literally in Lillee’s dumbass Trapper Trap movie?

No. 958130

>>958127
that’s Zachary Danhi, one of the real estate agents Laur listed in court paps

No. 958131

>>958130
They made him a page for IMDb kek https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15747077/

No. 958152

>>957502
>AI pont

No. 958156

>>958130
The thought of Laur deciding to loop real estate agents into Lillee’s shitty films when they should’ve all been working on securing the Truemans a place to live to keep them off the streets is kinda hilarious

No. 958158

>>958130
Per Linkedin Zachary Danhi gave up on real estate over 2 years ago and has been selling cars since then. WINNING.

No. 958347

File: 1747820627448.png (796.7 KB, 1228x1080, LilleeStories.png)

Lillee be posting motivational shit on insta.
>I've never had to unscrew another woman's light bulb in order to shine
Are you absolutely sure about that?

No. 958349

File: 1747822161638.jpg (1002.12 KB, 4096x5120, GridArt_20250521_050610078.jpg)

>>958347
Obviously Lauren Elyse & Tater Tatiana (among others) don't actually count as a woman to these two. Minorities only exist to steal accolades & attention from Lillee Jean & threaten Laur with a cleaver.
Made up minorities are BFFs with LJ tho. Oh the Shaniqua days!

No. 958350

>>958347
Lillee loves other women so much, that’s exactly why she exclusively casts males in her movies and if she needs another female actor she just casts herself in a different wig kek

No. 958355

>>958347
she doesn’t actually believe any of this shit, she can only get meme pages in her engagement pod because linking up with Lillee is career suicide

No. 958364

>>958347
>I've never had to unscrew another woman's light bulb in order to shine.

Marilyn Monroe studied at UCLA and the Actors Studio. She had an extensive personal library and was constantly studying. She had tons of male and female friends. At age 24 she had already been married, divorced, modeled, posed for Playboy, auditioned for plays, performed in several, and her movie career was taking off.

Pfft, little dwarf from Queens - your mother is just making a fool out of you.

No. 958366

>>958349
Vintage lillee throwback. Those captions never cease to amaze me, those early threads were the days.

No. 958372

>>958349
>OH LAWD! DIS HERE MAMMY SHO' NUFF BE LOVIN DAT HONKEY ASS BIATCH LILLIEJEAN! I BE AXIN' HER SUM QWERSTIONS "WHYCOME MY BLACK ASS BE HAVIN' SUCH NAPPY HAIR?" AND SHE BE 2LEGIT2QUIT AND WUZ ALL LIEK "please like and subscribe." AWWW HELL NAW! I BE LAFFIN SO HARD I DROPPED MY FRIED CHICKENS AND SLICED WATERMELON!!!

Seems legit.

No. 958374


No. 958376

>>957953
>>957971
She's like a friggin reptile

No. 958386

>>958372
Laur's "black woman" was based on watching Gone With The Wind so Shaniqua comes off as a Civil War era mammy.

Somehow Laur ALWAYS comes off as the stupidest human alive.

No. 958388

"I'm sorry African Americans, but we knew our ancesters that were fried alive at Auschwitz, you couldn't possibly have know your slave ancestors, so if we're not complaining, shut the fuck up."

And she still doesn't get why people don't love her… omfg

No. 958389

>>958388
literally, i’m unable to feel bad for lillee because of how racist she is. her and laur had so many documented instances of insane racism, being racist is one of the only things that they do at an advanced level

No. 958455

>>958388
She'd fit right in with certain farmers in the Amerifag thread kek

No. 958714

File: 1748358782684.jpg (94.51 KB, 612x300, tf.jpg)

what the hell

No. 958715

>>958714
As if he couldn't get any worse

No. 958716

>>958714
retards on tiktok, always wasting breath

No. 958717

>>958714
What a bizarre tweet. If I were Laur, I’d get this man far away from them as possible. Even if it is their only one and true fan.

No. 958718

>>958717
This dude has given me bad vibes since he showed up in the mix. He's plastered his home with poster-sized pictures of LJ and Laur that he downloaded and printed himself. They won't find it easy to ditch him if he's already decided that he's the white knight love interest in Lillee's story.

No. 958731

>>958714
Laur is seriously the shittiest mother. As long as he is saying things to fuel Lillees (and Laurs) ego and delusions she doesn't give two shits that this grown man has an unhealthy obsession with her mentally stunted daughter.

No. 958732

File: 1748369229571.jpeg (455.78 KB, 828x1015, IMG_5388.jpeg)

>>958714
This creepy ass reply guy is as retarded as Laur and LJ. The “gingers are black” TikTok thing was half engagement bait and half commentary on how hair/eye color comprises the desirability hierarchy of white people in lieu of colorism. White women sometimes talk about how they’re coddled and treated better when they’ve dyed their hair blonde versus if they dye their hair red or black.

The irony here is that Lillee is a natural brunette who insisted she was blonde with blue eyes for years, then settled on calling herself a redhead since the blonde highlights she gets end up turning brassy. Pic is of her hair in 2023 before the highlights and I wouldn’t describe it as ginger nor would anyone say that Lillee is a “sister” lol

No. 958735

>>958717
Plot twist: It's Laur tweeting from this account. A real creep exists, but Laur has used his photo for these increasingly strange social media interactions. These reek of the same cadence and content as the "Shaniqua" account.

No. 958741

>>958735
You beat me to it. I've been wondering if Laur somehow convinced a random person to pretend to be a fan of Lillee.

No. 958744

>>958735
It’s not Laur, if it was the account would only be obsessing over Lillee. He obsesses a lot about Lillee because she’s local and gives him attention but he also regularly replies to and reposts pics of other women.

No. 958748

>>958744
I'm still not convinced Laur's not venmoing him $5/mo or sending feet pics to get him to post some drafts she wrote up.

No. 958750

>>958735
This was my thoughts.

No. 958751

>>958748
Men like that guy don’t really have standards, they’ll simp for any woman- even Lillee.

No. 958755

>>958751
Since he's just an orbiter and definitely not as fun as an Elaine or a Steve McBoomer, I'm reluctant to post images of it here. I found an obituary for his fiance who died a few years back. I'd estimate that the age gap between them was at least 25 years. I don't know if he's just a rotbrain who will latch onto literally any woman who will give him the time of day, or if he's some kind of granny-hunter who is trying to get to Laur's supposed "Hollywood propmaster and Talent Agent" money and thinks he can get Lillee as a twofer.

No. 958769

>>958755
The guy is milky in his own way but I think we should avoid in-depth discussion about him ITT outside of his interactions with Laur and Lillee. If his fiancée died that’s sad for him but probably not something we should discuss/post details about here.

No. 958784

>>958769
Unless his suspiciously deceased fiancé was the last girl he was obsessing over.

No. 958787

>>958784
>suspiciously
She was much older and died of cancer. These are Laur level conspiracy theories

No. 958789

>>958769
AYRT I never said I was interested in discussing the fiancé in-depth. I'm just trying to determine what this guy's angle with the goblins is, and whether or not his true interest is in one of them or both. Laur and Lillee rarely attract orbiters with straightforward intentions, and the sincere ones all quickly realize that Laur is the problem and disengage. This dude for whatever reason has stuck around for a while.

No. 958794

>>958789
Yeah I wasn’t referring to you in particular nonnie and I know that what you were saying was relevant speculation, I just think the thread as a whole is getting a little too involved with him. He seems attention-seeking because he mentions the boards in his posts so I’m reluctant to give him the attention he wants or fuel any type of Lillee-esque victim complex he might have.

No. 958801

>>958732
Literally brunette

No. 958822

File: 1748465660285.jpg (221.7 KB, 1080x1506, IMG_3419.jpg)

>>958714
He obviously enjoys the attention he gets in here. To answer Mahto's question, we are humans. This is an imageboard for women only.
I bet this is the most attention this scrote has ever gotten from women.

No. 958826

>>958822
It seems he just discovered us, or only recently actually visited the site. I wonder if the goblins cried to him about it

No. 958835

>>958822
Us getting one wrong doesn't make all the other photos he has of them all around his house less weird kek

No. 958836

>>958822
>>958826
He’s been tweeting about the site for at least a month if I’m not mistaken. He seems to have weird fetishes and often reposts videos of very young girls walking in super high heels on his page (possibly why he likes Lillee’s vids?) IMO we shouldn’t give him attention, he probably gets off on it

No. 958847

>>957409
Lillie is Jewish.
Why deny it?

No. 958849

>>958836
I'm inclined to agree with you. There does tend to be an element of sniveling humiliation kink with moids who fixate on feet and shoes.

No. 958854

>>958732
this pic is frightening. No joy, no anything in those eyes. It's so creepy with that wide smile.

No. 958855

>>958847
Because she wasn't raised Jewish and doesn't practice it?

No. 958856

>>958847
Whether or not you consider her ethnically Jewish doesn’t really matter, her and Laur don’t practice Judaism and also lied about having close family members who died in the Holocaust so that they could claim anyone who calls out their bullshittery is actually anti-semitic

No. 958857

>>958847
They're armchair Jews at best, regardless of being ethnically Ashkenazi. Dasha LARPs better at being Catholic than they do at being Jewish.

No. 958867

>>958822
Did a farmer actually mistake Anne Hathaway for Lillee??? I refuse to believe unless they were super high at the time.

No. 958869

>>958867
No. Hathaway is 5’8” and her ass doesn’t sag down to the back of her knees.

No. 958870

File: 1748548026166.jpeg (398.09 KB, 576x1264, IMG_5400.jpeg)

>>958867
There was a picture of the guy’s house where the Anne Hathaway poster or whatever it is was far away in the background and her body was obscured by his TV, so an anon assumed it was a cut out of Lillee’s Anne Hathaway Catwoman cosplay since his place is full of other pictures of Lillee. If Anne’s tall non-dumpy body was in the frame or if her much prettier face was discernible I imagine they wouldn’t have made that mistake

No. 958894

File: 1748566938079.jpg (1.11 MB, 2448x3264, 1744312853939-1.jpg)

Regardless of the catwoman poster, lest not forget this man chose to have a display of not only LJ nonchalantly in his house, but also the beast who is Laur. This man has to be a psychotic murderer if he is willing to see that by choice, every day.

No. 958899

>>958894
Does Laur remind anyone else of Danzig

No. 958901

>>958899
Dragzig

No. 958914

>>958899
YES!!! She’s a dead ringer for him. So glad other people see this

No. 958919

>>958822
>>958870
>>958894
This is obviously another sock puppet account from Laur.

No. 958922

>>958919
It's not, he's a real person.

No. 958925

>>958855
>>958856
Sounds pretty Jewish to me

>>958857
Catholicism is just a branch of Semitism.
Lots of Jews are practicing Catholics.
Look at Trey Parker

No. 958926

File: 1748608522849.jpg (31.51 KB, 656x362, MV5BNGZjMDQ5YTItZTJkZS00YmQ5LW…)

She looks weird in this picture

No. 958927

>>958926
She looks 20+ years older than she actually is

No. 958928

>>958925
Nobody cares that Lillee is Jewish. The only real criticism people have about her Jewish heritage is that she uses it for brownie points.

No. 958930

File: 1748613461115.mp4 (2.28 MB, 720x1280, unenthusiastic.mp4)

What is the point of all those acting lessons when the result is this? Lillee somehow managed to make Phoebe Buffay lame.

No. 958931

>>958930
Her acting lessons were a waste of money. She claims to have studied the Meisner technique, and for those who don’t know the Meisner technique revolves around reacting authentically to one’s scene partner. Lillee doesn’t even have a scene partner in most of her skits and anytime she does she has no chemistry with them.

Also idk if it’s just the makeup but her eyelids look kind of weird in this video?

No. 958932

>>958930
Samefag but did Lillee spell “Phoebe” wrong on purpose in this video? She said a F instead of P, I’m not a big Friends fan but I saw the clip of this quote from the show and the character spelled her name correctly with a P.

No. 958933

>>958932
She's illiterate and cannot spell. Case in point:

She's been trying to spell PONY for months now, and the closest she's come so far is Ponny or Ponniee. She's a indiot, thanks to her mother.

No. 958934

>>958894
Imagine not having photos of your actual family members or irl friends, but laur and lillee instead

No. 958936

>>958925
>Catholicism is just a branch of Semitism. FALSE

Trey Park never was Jewish. You thinking of Matt Stone and he is not Catholic. And so what was the point?

To dumb it down for dummies, look at it this way:

Ethnic Judaism is the body — religious Judaism is the soul.

No. 958938

File: 1748618690198.jpg (21.05 KB, 470x200, Screenshot 2025-05-30 112316.j…)

>>958936
I'm sorry but whoever posted this is either brain damaged or is Laur Trueman. Whoever you are, show yourself out.

No. 958941

>>958938
This idiot (most likely Laur) seems to not realize that most of the people skeptical of Lillee’s Jewishness are Jewish themselves. One of the callouts who revealed that Lillee’s ancestors immigrated to the US before the Holocaust was a Jewish woman and Laur got mad and said some shit like “the Nazis had some Jewish informants and you’re just like them” or some shit kek

No. 958942

>>958941
That's low even for Laur.

If I weren't an atheist I'd say Laur will go to hell for that kek

No. 958959

>>958930
Completely dead inside, wtf?

No. 958970

>>958930
Is she bored? Sleepy? It's more than lame. It's lifeless.

>>958931
Her only scene partner is Laur. That's so sad.

No. 958973

Lillee once again looking like a busted tranny.

No. 958974

>>958973
They’re not quite twins but Lillee and Lillytino both have the pale skin/greasy reddish hair/red lipstick/bad teeth combo that makes them vaguely reminiscent of each other, especially before Lillee got braces. Lillytino’s mom also looks a lot like Laur but with gray hair.

No. 958975

>>958931
her scene partners were real estate agents not actors kek

No. 958993

>>958941
>One of the callouts who revealed that Lillee’s ancestors immigrated to the US before the Holocaust

I remember that but actually no callout ever "revealed" that- Lillee herself posted numerous pics of her Jewish grandmother taken in Yonkers dated years before WW2. SHE GAVE THE DATES. God they are so stupid.

No. 959029

She really needs to stop making a fool of herself and really go back to makeup or get a real job. She will never be a good actress…

No. 959032

>>959029
Her accents are absolutely awful. I don’t know why she keeps putting clips with a terrible British accent in her clip reels, British people will cook even actresses like Gwyneth Paltrow for how she does a British accent and hers is much better than Lillee’s. It’s also funny that Lillee can’t do a Brooklyn accent for HQ even though she was born and raised in the NYC area.

No. 959034

>>959029
Half of these are pitched up in post. Worthless as a demo reel…

No. 959047

>>959029
She's so New Yahwk, won't shut up about being a proud Jewish actress from NYC plasters it on every corner of the internet, puts it in every bio…but can't do Harley Quinn's signature Brooklyn Yiddish accent? Kek. She's not even good enough to do bottom-of-the-barrel VA work on Fiverr.

No. 959082

>>958930
>my name is phoebe bouffet
It's crazy because if it weren't for her mother I'd think she were an elaborate troll

No. 959090

Did Laur successfully abuse the courts and managed to somehow invalidate the eviction?

No. 959097

>>959090

>>956823
>>956773
No. Also, you're welcome.

No. 959104

File: 1748891446634.jpeg (176.53 KB, 1172x1465, download.jpeg)

>>958931
That's just how her eyelids look now.

No. 959105

File: 1748891902447.jpeg (211.53 KB, 1080x1920, NewYork.jpeg)

Look at that! Lillee is finally wearing something stylish. Now if she would take these pictures somewhere else.

No. 959106

>>959105
Not a fan of the 2012-esque wedge shoes, but the rest of the outfit is surprisingly okay and actually fits right for once.

No. 959260

>>959105
>>959106
The cut works well to elongate her stubby legs, but the pockets are bowed out instead of laying flat because of her big dumpy ass. She should have gone up a size and hemmed up the excess length.

No. 959262

File: 1748916488189.jpeg (905.48 KB, 828x1097, IMG_5439.jpeg)

On the topic of Lillee’s TJ Maxx clearance core fashion, here’s a Facebook post in which she made sure she included a picture of her weird-looking feet (complete with toe ring, which is probably not to attract weird foot fetishists at all right?)

No. 959263

>>959262
Nitpick pls let a girl enjoy a cute toe ring kek

No. 959264

>>959263
LJ has been making thinly veiled foot fetish content for years which is why it’s worth pointing out, one of her short films was literally about her shoes/feet talking to each other

No. 959274

>>959263
Who the fuck wears toe ring but foot fetishist grifters? It's cringe.

No. 959276

>>959274
this + lillee can’t even be assed to wash her hair, the fact that she always wears open toed shoes and has painted toes that she films and photographs to post is definitely deliberate. toe rings are outdated and she never accessorizes with bracelets, rings, necklaces, body chains or even hair accessories so it’s not like she’s just an accessorized gal. it’s kind of pathetic because the foot thing doesn’t even seem to be making her any money but i digress

No. 959278

Someone should make a CWCki type site for the Truemans that nof only documents everything but also features a detailed timeline of events.

No. 959296

File: 1748974523090.jpg (6.43 KB, 101x163, Screenshot 2025-06-03 141339.j…)

>>959262
Living with Laur has made her look 75 years old. Jaysus.

No. 959297

File: 1748974824760.png (377.98 KB, 622x503, Screenshot 2025-06-03 201857.p…)

>>959296
>>959262
Horse neck strikes again.

No. 959379

>>959262
Those are fake Coach sandals. I know my Coach guys and I challenge anyone to find that shoe in a back catalog in the last 5+ years. Girlfriend glued some silver Cs on some Walmart shoes, that's what happened.

No. 959382

File: 1749150460189.jpeg (330.32 KB, 1179x1182, IMG_0599.jpeg)

>>959379
It took me 10 seconds to find these

No. 959383

>>959382
These are apparently $125 and ugly as shit, it’s crazy that they piss so much money on stuff like platform sandals that Lillee can’t even walk in when Laur has declared bankruptcy a bunch of times and they can’t make rent

No. 959411

>>959383
you know they got those at the thrift shop

No. 959412

The fact that they bought Lillee her own platform flip flops (meaning- she’s not wearing Laur’s) is somehow more embarrassing than the alternative. She’s getting fat like Laur, hairline is receding like Laur’s, and personality and fashion sense are turning into Laur’s.

No. 959437

>>959412
She should dye her hair shoe-polish black and start calling herself a "natural raven" or whatever. She's due a new hair color to wrap her identity around by now, and then her Laur skinwalk will be complete.

No. 959502

I really hope the crew on The Guilded Age don't allow photos and that Lillee is way in the background and her face can't be seen. Only so she can't get a picture of herself in costume to put on IMDB to use as part of her delusional actress grift.

No. 959512

>>959502
i honestly enjoy her acting grift, her shitty acting/singing clips are some of her most entertaining content, second only to those terrible covid era dance tiktoks. lilz was pretty bad at being a beautytuber but she’s definitely worse at being an entertainer. anon above linked her acting reel but her singing reel is even more cringe, she can’t hit a single note but is making stupid melodramatic faces and gestures

No. 959516

>>959512
i was not prepared for how truly horrendous that was omg she’s tone deaf

No. 959517

>>959512
She would probably do a killer Florence Foster Jenkins impression

No. 959518

>>959382
Those aren't the sandals in Lillee's photo. These have a V shape and a blue platform. Really different

No. 959519

>>959512
O sweet baby jesus does she really think she can sing? That is PAINFUL.

No. 959520

>>959518
Agree she is not wearing the real coach sandal. But it's easy to get cheap fakes all over NYC. I know because that's where I got my $5 Rolex.

No. 959521

>>959382
Real Coach or not real her landlord now watches her posts so she can't plead poor again

No. 959524

>>959521
lillee isn’t on the lease, why would the landlord care about her 2nd hand flip flops anon

No. 959527

>>959524
NTAYRT but Lillee is in some of the court docs as “Jane Doe” and she doesn’t have an income so any of her stuff is presumably paid for by Laur and Earl, who definitely are on the lease.

No. 959529

File: 1749422405805.png (785.39 KB, 1178x953, IMG_0657.png)

>>959512
This is how I be pushing a large turd out

No. 959530

>>959529
Her mother obsessively marionettes everything she does but has never taught her to wash her hair before filming? I feel so bad for her honestly, never had a chance in hell

No. 959532

>>959530
I think she mentioned having psoriasis, so not washing her hair too often would make sense. That said, I doubt she’s ever been to a dermatologist, so Dr. Laur Trueman probably diagnosed her severe dandruff as psoriasis.

No. 959535

>>959532
I actually don’t believe Lillee has ever mentioned having psoriasis, anons here have pointed out that that’s likely what she has. Once somebody with psoriasis (or eczema, icr) left a sweet comment on one of her YT videos advising her on how to treat the redness in her nasolabial area and Lillee gave them a super bitchy response basically saying she didn’t need advice kek

No. 959542

File: 1749468178182.jpeg (711.62 KB, 828x1447, IMG_5558.jpeg)

24 year old woman btw

No. 959550

>>959529
>takin' a SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITT!!!

No. 959559

>>959535
A few people have mentioned her perioral dermatitis, something a derm could take care of no problem but Laur refused to take her, and Lillee kind of had to pretend she didn't realize she had a RED MOUSTACHE for most of her teen years. That would suck so bad.

No. 959561

>>959559
I think it had worsened because she also was constantly using new PR products like Good Molecules on her skin at the time and didn’t have a consistent skincare routine, just smearing random serums and scented products on her face 24/7. Derms often have 8 months+ long waitlists so she should’ve just taken the advice from here and her comments kek. I wonder if Laur even has a proper health insurance plan to have Lillee on.

No. 959562

File: 1749501584924.jpeg (558.58 KB, 1179x2176, IMG_0660.jpeg)


No. 959563

File: 1749501724214.jpeg (735.79 KB, 1179x1504, IMG_0661.jpeg)

>>959562
They didn’t pay rent

No. 959564

>>959262
>>959562
I guess spending money on shoes and new outfits is more important than making rent…

No. 959565

>>959563
They defaulted so fast it's ridiculous, no way should they get any more chances, they're just completely worthless.

No. 959566

>>959565
Considering how Laur blew all their money on fake Instagram followers and designer shoes they deserve to be homeless now. Maybe thats what it will take for Laur to wake up. Meantime Laur's welfare programs aren't gonna pay Lillee a 24 year old, to play princess all day. She will need to get a damn full time job. Welcome to the human race.

No. 959568

>>959562
Does this mean they have to be out by the 27th, or are they getting evicted right now?

No. 959569

>>959568
They were supposed to make that payment by the 6th and have now until the 27th to do it.

No. 959570

>>959569
Does anyone, including the judge and both legal teams, think they’re actually going to make the rent? Lmfao nobody in their household is even employed

No. 959572

>>959570
If they have a lawyer then they have the money for rent.Papers say it is extended,landlord did not submit something.

No. 959578

>>959572
so if they have the money for rent why aren’t they paying rent? they’ve had the lawyer for at least a year but no rent.

No. 959584

>>959572

No. Legal aid will often pair low or no income clients with attorneys who in turn use the time for CLE credits.

The landlord’s attorney agree to this, that’s what a stipulation is. They’re likely getting ducks in a row for final action and trying to get a least a partial payment.

>>959578
See above. It’s probably a literal charity case for the attorneys.

>>959570
Judge isn’t involved at this stage. Attorneys for both parties agreed on an extension for some forsaken reason.

No. 959597

>>959562
Not pansexual icon Lillee getting put out on the street during Pride Month! Why won't James and Mario help their very close friends?!

No. 959598

File: 1749549010781.jpeg (27.34 KB, 640x1136, laurStory.jpeg)

>>959597
Forget about James and Mario. Mario probably got deported already. The latest larp is being related to Guy Lazorgan. See this story posted by Laur. It says
>MI familia

No. 959599

File: 1749550142012.jpeg (302.44 KB, 828x1369, IMG_5573.jpeg)

>>959584
Thanks for the info and explanation!

>>959598
She also refers to them as “my fam” here but I haven’t seen the company acknowledge her ever.

No. 959601

File: 1749551597043.jpg (314.88 KB, 1080x1618, naughtyNative.jpg)

>>959597
Speaking of Lillee's imaginary friends and fans with various ethnic backgrounds, there's this delulu Native American guy who believes a whole forum of white women are after him.

No. 959604

>>959601
This is the same freak who has a bunch of pictures of Lillee in his house and the forum he’s talking about is probably this one. No need to further discuss him and give his ugly ass the female attention he so desperately desires.

No. 959605

>>959598
>>959599
Not only is she pretending to model for them but she's pretending to be related to the Lazorgans too?

No. 959612

>>959605
Laur used to claim that she and Lillee were close to Vanessa Bryant and that they were supposed to help with Kobe Bryant's funeral. This is nothing new lmao

No. 959629

>>959599
This is not the brag she thinks it is. This just makes her sound like an entitled spoiled narcissistic nepo baby. Well i guess its not too far. Kek the only thing she doesnt have is the NEPO part. Shes not even in crony territory. Shes just an entitled spoiled narc nobody. Thanks to laura.
Oh well, i am so excited for the full fat milk from the homeless trueman arc!

No. 959641

>>959512
I don't know if this is going to make any sense but she sounds like what I imagine a cartoon mosquito would sound like in a children's movie, idk that's just the vibe I'm getting.

No. 959642

File: 1749635592457.mp4 (2.09 MB, 720x900, walk.mp4)

Why does she walk so stiff? The way she moves her head while walking looks comical.

>>959542
She is too young to look this old.

No. 959643

>>959642
I think it’s because her “normal” gait is on her toes, and she can’t tiptoe in chunky wedges

No. 959644

>>959642
She's trying to look carefree and a little tough. It's not working.

No. 959645

>>959642
She genuinely looks like a 55 year old woman here. If I witnessed her on the street I’d think she was an intoxicated older woman.

No. 959649

>>959601
Mahto loves us so much. He's clearly thrilled by receiving attention of so many women simultaneously.
>>959642
Kek this is her life right now. She spends her day playing with dolls, then occasionally Laur calls on her to put on some clothes and walk on the sidewalk for the camera.

No. 959650

>>959629
Same. I'm so curious to see how deep down into their delusion they'll bury themselves. Will they pause the Indie Film Auteur LARP and recycle old content as they disappear into roach-infested public housing? Will they abuse apps like Airbnb or VRBO to do an even trashier form of squatting? Will it be a pivot to crunchy crystal astrology earth mama van life vlogging as they pretend they're sleeping in Laur's 18-year-old Jeep as a lifestyle choice rather than because they have nowhere else to go? Will they casually tip Earl's freezer into the Bay and keep cashing his benefits checks so they can afford a studio in a different burrough?

No. 959656

>>959642
Her walk has always been weird. Prolly from years sitting on the floor of an attic and never being allowed to actually walk.

The internet is full of mothers consulting doctors about their toddlers' gait issues, but obviously Laur never gave a shit about health or development issues.

Moving in a fluid, gracefully manner is beyond Lillee's abilities at this point, she'll always clomp around like a drunk lumberjack.

No. 959657

Nah she walks like that from dwarfism.

No. 959658

>>959642
These “model” posing and walking videos are always so unsettling. She is trying so hard to appear unbothered and happy, but she looks so miserable. I wonder if lillee is aware of the full scope of reality or just so deluded from her mother.

No. 959660

File: 1749666445921.jpg (12.72 KB, 353x207, Screenshot 2025-06-09 155758.j…)

>>959658
Laur has destroyed the girl's life.

No. 959662

>>959643
I agree with this. Lillee is short and fat so she waddles naturally, but the giant heels/platforms accentuate it. She also just has a very weird physique in general, like having rounded shoulders but a really broad chest and a weird saggy ass. We keep trying to come up with medical explanations but I think a lot of Lillee’s peculiarities are due to unfortunate genetics. I’m guessing Laur probably also waddles around.

No. 959673

>>959663
>>959664
Not sure if this is Laurposting but you don’t need to make separate posts to ask two different questions, especially when they seem only tangentially related to the discussion

No. 959682

>>959663
you'd know best laur, was she a teenager when you were pimping her out online to indian men?

No. 959684

>>959663
>>959664
Clearly the Truemans have yet to secure new housing and Laur is boiling over with rage that all their problems are a direct result of three grown adults'complete inability to face the fact that there's nothing extraordinary about them and they need to stfu and just get a damn job. A hit dog will holler, Laur. This is how we spot your posts every time. If these comments are upsetting you, log off social media and go fill out an application.

No. 959688

>>959684
stfu relina kek(hi cow)

No. 959691

File: 1749686735235.jpg (43.12 KB, 564x846, c919c5d17e1d132cd5cb687b3f8bcd…)

I still don't understand what's going through her head calling herself a "model". She looks like a pig…

No. 959705

>>959691
Wdym nonnie, she's got porcelain white skin, gorgeous blonde hair and starry blue green eyes. are you implying just whiteness isn't enough? Next you'll say black people can be pretty. kek at my phone autocorrecting nonnie to bonnie

No. 959706

File: 1749696376459.jpeg (780.33 KB, 828x1078, IMG_5586.jpeg)

>>959705
So you’re trying to say this isn’t a beautiful woman nonna? kek it’s crazy that she probably snaps hundreds of pics of herself a day, selects the best ones to further touch-up, then still manages to have a face that literally only a mother could love

No. 959710

>>959684
Literally all their problems would be solved if they up and move to Appalachia or some shit. Lower cost of living (they live on the government dole, I’m sure, so more money for Amazon bulllshit), and you can still be TikTok famous at zero cost. It would be one thing if they were going to events actively (they don’t) or if LJ was a working actress (she isn’t): it’s another to be terminally online and keep up the charade with no gains.

No. 959712

>>959688
Like clockwork legal anon drops an update on the endless eviction saga, nonas speculate about what this new development might mean, and then Laur gets batshitfaced on boxed wine and come here to her own thread to confirm which tinfoil has touched a nerve.

No. 959714

>>959657
This is true. Lillie is like 4'10". That's as tall as you can be and still be considered a dwarf

No. 959720

File: 1749718778197.jpg (43.28 KB, 563x321, a5bed458f7f50b0b1025e221cf4ff3…)

I love how she posted this picture. What is she even looking at? Kek

No. 959724

>>959714
IIRC she’s shorter than 4’10”, she measured herself on video and she’s closed to 4’8”-4’9”. But of course she also could’ve measured wrong since she’s stupid.

No. 959728

>>959724
Never forget the “tesume” she posted that said she was 4’12” kek

She’s 4’8” though fr.

No. 959731

>>959706
God… Why does she smile like that?? It's scary…

No. 959749

>>959731
she has reverse body dysmorphia. any normal young woman would be embarrassed to waddle around nyc (home to some of the most beautiful women in the country) grinning like a balding chimp, but lillee doesn’t have any self awareness because her racist mom praises her endlessly.

No. 959763

>>959706
Is there no angle or pose that flatters her? Jesus. She quits with the wide crazy eyes yet shows every tooth in her empty gourd head. Can't style herself, can't pose, can't even walk normally…

No. 959766

>>959706
I never noticed before this pic, but she has literally zero lips when she's not doing the duck lips expression she normally does wow

No. 959768

File: 1749762424241.jpeg (120.67 KB, 828x1351, IMG_5593.jpeg)

>>959766
She has no lips. I’m guessing she usually uses red lipstick because she quite literally draws her lips on. If you look closely at her mouth in pictures without lipstick, she’s actually sticking the gummy inside of her lip out to make her lips look bigger- if you have normal-sized lips and try to do this it ends up looking ridiculous. I outlined it here because it’s always bugged me lol. This is also part of why her acting is so horrendous like in the Phoebe Buffay clip, she puts a ton of effort in trying to posture her mouth so that her lips don’t vanish while she’s speaking but as a result she can’t make any expressions.

No. 959783

>>959512
Sometimes she posts singing and acting reels so bad that I have to wonder if this is all an act. Like a Miranda Sings type character with a more realistic demeanor and a higher commitment to the bit. If she would lean into that, I think she could actually garner an audience.

No. 959787

>>959783
there were a LOT of paths Lillee could’ve taken to get fame but she was too egotistical and not enough of a hustler to pursue them. If she had marketed herself as having intellectual and/or physical disabilities when she was trying to be a beautytuber she probably would’ve gotten an audience and lots of sympathy. likewise if she tried to use her weird looks to become a Hatchetface archetype character actor she could potentially get an actual agent and book roles. Her cringe TikTok dances got some level of traffic but she looked stupid in them so she privated her account. She refuses to see herself as anything less than a perfect supermodel Disney princess, so reap what you sow I guess

No. 959834

File: 1749834054124.png (376.69 KB, 775x855, Screenshot 2025-06-13 185917.p…)


No. 959855

>>959834
How does she not see that NECK

It’s fucking sickening

No. 959886

>>959855
Because her mother raised her like Venus only slightly worse somehow and has convinced her she's an actual celebrity and she has no friends, no other support system, no frame of reference outside of her mom crooning at her like paparazzi and telling her she's doing a fabulous job sweetie. I feel bad for LJ genuinely.

No. 959891

>>959886
On the bright side, homeless era may prompt the two of them to have to get jobs and normalize their dynamics with each other and others. Laur also literally has no friends besides LJ which is extremely weird

No. 959906

>>959891
What about Tired Lady?
She was Laur's "friend" at some point.
She was unhinged and much fun too.
Wouldn't it be her great come back, if she agreed to let the Truman crash at her place for a while?

No. 959907

>>959906
Lillee is also friends with Elaine, maybe they can move to England or wherever she lives and they can be vindictive racists together kek. No point in staying in NYC when they have no friends, family, property or employment there and the cost of living is crazy even for a person who does have a job.

No. 959908

>>959907

>Elaine


That name sends shivers down my spine…

No. 959909

>>959907
Pfft Laur’s never taken Lillee out of NY, I guarantee they’ve never left the US and don’t even have passports.

You’d think that being so poor and having to fake just being middle class would be really stressful for Laur. Why doesn’t she get that working and having money would be worse??

No. 959919

>>959909
It’s because Lillee and Laur ironically look down on poor/working people despite the fact that they’re NEETs themselves. Anybody with common sense would know that working at Chik-Fil-A and living in Section 8 housing is exponentially more respectable than squatting in some poor Asian guy’s house, spending your welfare bucks on ugly shoes, and pretending to be an award-winning actress and her momager. I would respect Lillee a million times more if she worked at Chipotle or something, but in the minds of Lillee and Laur that’s far beneath them. They’re averse to the idea of having dignity because they’re just that trashy.

No. 959923

>>959919
too broke to qualify for Section 8, they should rot in misery, crawl away wheremold & rat shit is. As for you slapping retarded tags on people like it’s 2004 with Asian guy comments? That’s lazy-ass brain-farts from a brain dead boomer who has a CRT monitor in a basement full of Cheeto dust.

Do us all a favor and tuck your boomer-tier takes back into whatever Twitter echo chamber you crawled out of.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 959924

>>959923
You should probably be applying for jobs instead of schizoposting on lolcow Laur

No. 959926

>>959924
You need to log off and claw through the mental landfill you call a brain. Not everyone who tells you you're wrong is Laur. Reality isn't attacking you, it is correcting you.(ban evasion)

No. 959946

>>959926
The fact that nonnas think you're Laur should tell you something.

No. 959967

>>959923
>>959926
Imagine being well into your sixth decade of life without having undergone any growth as a human being since you dropped out of high school and married a pedo loser session drummer who never got famous like he promised you he would. Laur's dream of being a wealthy rockstar's wife and proving to her parents that she was the best sister never came true and she never psychologically recovered from it.

No. 959973

File: 1750001839783.webp (441 KB, 571x789, IMG_7833.webp)

>>959946
Last night's posts could have been their White KNight fanboy too.

No. 959974

File: 1750003610324.png (140.38 KB, 268x353, Screenshot 2025-06-15 174725.p…)

>>959973
Bro stop…

No. 959979

>>959973
>>959974
Now why the fuck would you have this image on your mirror. I know he's a stalker weirdo, but the picture is also terrible in of itself.

No. 959982

>>959979
I bet he goons to her…

No. 959984

>>959973
That's the best man she will ever have a chance at. He pays his bills, takes care of his home, takes care of his daughter, and only lives like 90 mins away. She should take that scenic trip up the Taconic and go see him. Just leave Laur behind.

No. 959986

>>959984
There is a 50/50 chance he would kill her to wear her skin as a suit. But those are still the best odds she'll ever have…

No. 959987

>>959986
Either way she'd get away from Laur so that makes the odds look less terrible. Unless she would only hook up with a guy who allows mummy to come along and live in the next room. As creepy as that idea is, this is the one guy on planet earth who might not even mind. So yeah he's the best she'll ever get.

No. 959990

>>959987
The guy is thirsty for Laur as well as Lillee and has a thing for old women, they can probably be sister wives to him. I wonder if Laur has considered reaching out to him since their housing situation looks dire and as other anon said he’s kind of closeby.

No. 960002

>>959834
when you're going for kardashian but end up cardassian

No. 960009

File: 1750032900421.jpeg (732.52 KB, 1179x1507, IMG_0730.jpeg)


No. 960014

>>960009
facetune doing some heavy lifting here and yet she still doesn’t look good

No. 960031

>>960018
Calm down

No. 960055

>>960009
Mahto seems too nice to be ok with how Laur let their cats suffer horrific painful slow deaths cuz she wouldnt go to a vet.

No. 960056

File: 1750088535076.png (280.19 KB, 660x659, Screenshot 2025-06-16 174108.p…)


No. 960063

File: 1750095335741.png (1006.54 KB, 1388x1080, GayOps.png)

I have a hard time believing that an actual farmer would cowtip like this. This smells of pissminge's gayop. Leave the poor retard alone, you unfunny faggot!

By the way, this confirms that the guy actually enjoys the attention he gets from nonnas.

No. 960067

>>960063
There is only 1 person who fixates on the age of farmers like that…

No. 960073

>>960063
If he's been a fan for 6 years, then he discovered the goblins around the time of the first r/beautyguruchatter post. The nona who had the tinfoil that this guy is the "real" Pheepy might have predicted a twist ending. Seriously though, this is becoming poop-touching adjacent. I think we need to come to a consensus about whether or not this moid is milky enough in his own right to justify continuing to give him the female attention he's so desperate for

No. 960082

>>960063
This is 100% Laur DMing him. This person’s picture also looks like something from thispersondoesntexist

No. 960086

>>960082
Laur's the only person who fixates on people's age like this all because Diane wasnt a teenager. WHo cares, people all ages know that Laur is terrible. She needs to let it Go - go watch Frozen again, kek.

But yeah that's clearly Laur talking to him, this is what she always does with her million online accounts.

Also I hope no one would ever pick on this guy, he hasn't done anything wrong. He's like the best thing that could ever happen to Lillee.

No. 960087

>>960073
Yeah he seems pretty normal in his thinking - maybe he could really help Lillee you know??

No. 960088

>>960067
>justify continuing to give him the female attention he's so desperate for

Ahem not all here are female, or white, or even American. This is equal opportunity disapproval of Laur Trueman thank you very much.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 960089

>>960063
definitely laur, without a doubt kek. i bet she's pissed that he didn't seem to really give a fuck and found it funny

No. 960090

>>960063
>this is where they start swatting people

Oh that is 100% Laur coming at him!!!!!

Does he know Lillee threatened to kill herself one night so someone called a wellness check, and then Laur started crying "we got swatted". She will twist ANYTHING into her being a victim ffs

Someone was just worried about Lillee, but she's still trying to milk the pity cow.

No. 960091

>>960088
This is not news to anyone except the dude in question, but that's not really my point. According to him, he's been a fan for a long time, but even though Laur and Lillee discuss lolcow nonstop, he claims that he only learned about the farms a few months ago, which is around the time that he came to our attention. If he managed to go so long in the Jeaniez fandom without hearing about us boolies, then he probably only know what Laur tells him, and Laur lies and calls this a "neo-nazi black web site" full of 60 year olds and 12 year olds that were recruited from "teh discord servers full of minors." He probably believes that we're all bitchy old white ladies, which might be why he's so giddy to have caught our attention. Maybe he has a type.

No. 960093

>>960091
Nona you make a strong case for us not mentioning him anymore…

I also disagree with the person who rudely called him retarded above because he's not our cow and he hasn't been rude.

No. 960095

>>960091
He said initially that he thought this forum was mostly teenage girls. Laur responded by saying we’re all women aged 40-50 (which is literally around her age so her phrasing it like a bad thing is stupid as fuck kek. She also constantly tries to victimize Lillee by saying this started when she was a teen/minor but then vilifies supposed Discord teens who criticize her).

IMO it’s more or less because Laur is still seething over Diane and the Twitter callouts years later. IIRC there was some indication that Diane had a well-paying job which made Laur jealous, and Laur was also incredibly salty that Tatiana was able to group-fund money for a lawyer. Laur and Lillee in general are money-hungry, Lillee once said that she thinks she deserves money from the ad revenue from viral videos about her even though she didn’t put the effort into making those videos and doesn’t know anything about video essays. Lillee and Laur were also jealous that many of the callouts had stable romantic relationships with people who also had jobs so they would try to call the women ugly compared to Lillee and hype up Pheepy kek. I’m not that interested in discussing that one orbiter of Lillee’s, but if there was ever any actual evidence of him being Pheepy I would love to see it.

No. 960098

>>960063
Considering Laur has been messaging this guy with her sock accounts since January trying to get him involved, he should be ignored. Hope he sees Laur’s trying to weaponize him against her perceived enemies and drops them before he gets the Carlos treatment.

No. 960100

>>960063
>>960099
I feel bad the taxpayers of New York have to pay Laur’s rent while she does this instead of getting a job

No. 960101

>>960099
>Ya'll

No. 960103

>>960101
Laur really wants us to think this guy is a creep because he has photos of fully clothed women displayed around his kid but she had no issue posting lewd photos of Lillee when she was 16 for the entire internet. Laur’s the only creep here.

No. 960104

The guy is lonely, probably harmless and spends way too much time talking to women online. Laur realized he might get obsessed with Lillee, especially with how close his location is to them, and now she’s trying to scare him off by telling him anons will dox and swat him. He should know the farms don’t swat people, Laur’s friend Elaine is the self professed swatter.

No. 960106

Laur sent the messages right after anons told Lillee to run away kek >>959984

No. 960108

>>960104
Laur constantly tells everyone she meets that the farms will dox them in a bid for sympathy even though she and LJ are the ones who (inaccurately) dox people all the time. It’s also funny that Laur is completely unable to integrate because she starts her posts out with a weak insult directed at herself/Lillee in an attempt to blend in but then writes giant nonsensical paragraphs having an aneurysm and trying to berate other farmers. It’s extremely sad for a miserable middle aged woman like her to be willing to shit on her own daughter, even if anonymously, just so that she can have the opportunity to lose verbal battles with internet strangers.

No. 960110

>>960108
For Laur to yet again use sock accts that fret about middle aged people criticizing her shows that a) she never learns that it gets her nowhere and b) she knows the criticisms are true and she hates what she’s become.

No. 960121

>>960106
Are you saying that Laur is worried about her adult daughter finding a partner and moving away from home (or avoiding homelessness)? Damn, that's fucked up. Most parents want their 24-year-olds to move out and do stuff that adults normally do.

Also, is Laur for real jealous of this guy getting more attention on the farms than her and Lillee? Wouldn't that be beneficial for her? Having nonas discuss this weirdo instead of nitpicking her daughter's looks and making fun of her non-existent acting skills.

No. 960123

>>960104
All jokes aside, just from his social media the guy is 1000 times a better parent than Laur will ever be, he does lots of fun stuff with his kid and the kid seems really happy…

No. 960129

>>960121
It’s a possibility, but honestly the likelihood of Lillee finding a partner willing to financially support her is slim to none anyway (unless she maybe finds someone much older like this guy I guess) so Laur’s possible fears are unfounded. Besides being weird-looking Lillee is also unkind and incurious about the world. A man would need to put shittons of money and effort into essentially raising her which nobody would want to do especially in the current economy. Girls who are prettier and/or more charming than Lillee have a hard time in the same dating pool, especially if they’re seeking an age-appropriate and financially stable male partner which is what she would need because she doesn’t want a real job.

No. 960146

File: 1750175865172.jpg (Spoiler Image,300.91 KB, 1080x1646, prints.jpg)

Spoilered because trying to avoid posting about this guy. But this is important goblin lore.
>the hopeful starlet sold prints online
>She closed shop but the doors were still open four years ago

Did Laur sell pictures of her minor daughter online?

No. 960152

>>960146
Lillee used to have an online print shop similar to an inprnt/Redbubble where she sold her terrible art like the famous mermaid drawing featured in Primink’s original video. She sold selfies on the print shop as well, I’m guessing that’s what this guy is referring to and why his Lillee pics are of her old makeup looks.

No. 960154

File: 1750179573899.png (Spoiler Image,127.71 KB, 319x548, lilicringe-png.PNG)

>>960152
Yeah they weren't pervy or anything but Laur has posted tons of teen Lillee pix that no way would a good mom post on the internet.

No. 960156

>>960154
Lillee posts a lot of these ugly dumpy ass and feet pics and TikToks herself in a bid for Indian male attention. Laur has posted childhood pics of Lillee with the creepy captions like “sexy with her hair bob” and “little minx” which is definitely worse, but this guy doesn’t have any of either of those categories of pics in his house anyway. Still weird to have pictures of Lillee in your house, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t think there’s much more milk to be had on this topic.

No. 960158

>>960063
A week and a half until the marshalls come to escort them from the squat, and instead of packing up their trash and find a new place to live, here she is playing with her sock puppets again trying to reclaim control over Lillee's access to her only fan/friend. Laur, we appreciate that you don't ever change or grow or learn. Our favorite show will never be canceled.

No. 960160

>>960146
>ex gf’s mother

Is he talking about Laur? Sounds like he’s warning us Laur is posting

No. 960162

>>960160
No, he’s saying that the way people type here remind him of the rants of his ex-gf’s mother. He’s probably not referring to Laur.

No. 960164

>>960162
>she may be posting
He said his ex’s mom might be the person anons think is Laur >>960099 I don’t think he’s talking about Laur though because he’s said he didn’t date LJ and he was just supporting her career.

No. 960165

>>960164
But the person messaging him knew about current lolcow posts and threatened that people would doxx him - no it was Laur.

No. 960167

>>960162
Yes. Some nonita commenting on his questionable taste in interior decoration apparently managed to make an educated guess which made him freak out
>Writer knows of my work in a gallery & has been in my home

No. 960168

>>960165
Is “Rose” another one of Laur’s alt accounts trying to convince this guy it’s not her posting about him on lolcow? It must be his ex gf’s mom because anon had inside info

No. 960170

File: 1750187728965.jpeg (867.14 KB, 1179x2145, IMG_0737.jpeg)

I think Laur has multiple throwaway Facebook accounts. This one follows Mahto and its profile pic is from thispersondoesntexist

No. 960173

>>960168
I don’t think he literally thinks that his ex girlfriend’s mom is here. He said that people here rant like his ex-girlfriend’s mom in an attempt to insult farmers posting here. If you read his other posts he has a tendency to go on tangents about women he knew in the past and he has a weird vague typing style that makes it confusing to parse what he’s saying. Like he will say “gone to a beach with a friend three days prior” instead of saying “I went to the beach with my friend a few days ago.” I think people are reading too much into what he’s saying.

No. 960175

>>960173
Maybe he has the same learning disability as Lillee. It’s a match made in heaven.

No. 960177

>>960173
No you guys he just said she was GIVING ex girlfriend mom vibes. That's all that was.

No. 960178

>>960175
Lillee types like Yoda so they honestly do seem like a perfect match

No. 960179

>>960170
Haha yep that is a throwaway acct of Laurs, she's using the same pic on one called Sydney something too…. She actually wastes her time updating the fake people with flower pics too

No. 960180

Taylor's friend list is all from Nigeria and Algeria, it's the same old cheap friends you buy on Fiverr. Callouts teased Laur about it like 10 years ago and she never learns a damn thing.

No. 960183

>>960173
Thanks for explaining. I was unfamiliar with his writing style. He seems to enjoy lurking so I won’t talk about him further

No. 960184

>>960182
they have my entire country blocked, I can’t check. are you talking about the lady in Maine?

No. 960185

File: 1750194429443.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1179x2002, IMG_0738.jpeg)

This is so weird.

No. 960186

>>960184
Nah another misunderstanding caused by that posted who doesn't integrate.

We're talking about how Laur has built dozens or hundreds of sock accounts and she often updates them with photos like Snoopy or a flower, etc. Oldest milk in a year.

No. 960187

>>960185
Can we leave him alone, it's fine if he likes her. They say there's someone for everyone? Probably the nicest person Lillee could ever meet in her life so far.

No. 960189

>>960188
>No, we’re not leaving him alone — this guy is weird

em dashes and posts make no sense kek

No. 960190

>>960188
You seem new here and you don't have your facts right, and also why so salty? Your choice to believe Laur or believe everyone else. Some of us won't pick on him and I guess some will.

No. 960191

>>960188
Kek why would anyone care about anyone's Spotify. WTF

No. 960193

>>960188
Nonny, WHAT'S not Laur? the person texting the guy that they're concerned the Cult will doxx him? That's highkey classic Laur.

No. 960194

>>960188
Can this loser get a ban? They keep clogging the thread with completely nonsensical incoherent rants. The misuse of common internet slang and dogged attempts to defend Laur reeks of her, but even if it isn’t Laur it’s someone equally retarded. And no, we’re not going to target or focus on this random man, the thread isn’t about him and he was only ever mentioned because the thought of Lillee having one legitimate fan was just mildly amusing. He seems weird but is not any more of an lolcow than any other random man on Twitter. I’m way more interested in the eviction saga which seems to be what you’re trying to distract the thread from in favor of ranting about Lillee’s fanboy.

No. 960199

>>960192
>The way he monologues like he’s narrating his own creepy true crime podcast is next-level unhinged

…like Lillee’s acting reels

No. 960201

>>960199

Exactly so you're just mad we were shipping him and Lillee, ok

No. 960203

>>960196
The only ones losing their collective shit are Laur and possibly Elaine.

imgboard integration hint (only because I'm sick of seeing this shit): no actual farmer would complain about the thread being "boring". Shit threads just slip off the front page and into obscurity like every single other thread no one cares about. Because no one cares. lmao

No. 960211

>>960129
Meh, i think Lillie is like most pickmes and will run off with the first creature that snuck its way onto the earth that pays her attention. Especially if he has enough money to support her and isn't at risk of homelessness. I could definitely see her pulling an even more retarded 'venus angelic' move lol.

No. 960214

>>960194
Even if they don’t get banned, their post style is easily recognizable and we shouldn’t let them derail anons talking about discovering new accounts belonging to Laur and Laur harassing Lillee’s first real fan

No. 960227

>>960211
Remembering how in Lillee’s “Phillip Romance” fan fiction she conceptualized Pheepy as a 6’5” (LMFAO) bad boy with black hair, icy blue eyes, and tan skin.

No. 960229

File: 1750212300074.jpeg (1.47 MB, 973x1399, IMG_0745.jpeg)

She looks like a post-menopausal mom.

No. 960230

>>960229
If I didn't know who she was, I would genuinely think she's 40+

No. 960232

>>960229
some people here have given her styling tips to help her look more youthful in the past but the problem is honestly her face. she has such an old-looking face with jowls. she always looked old but it’s gotten much worse in the past year or so, makes me feel bad for her because maybe the eviction saga is making her age prematurely

No. 960233

>>960232
She looked like any other teenager in the pics from before she was pulled out of school. Then in pictures from when she was doing the beauty guru thing at 18-19 she had already begun looking older than her age. I think the general craziness of her life hasn't been kind on her appearance.

No. 960236

>>960233
In her ThaEyeBallQueen days before getting pulled from school she still looked old but she also wore tons of makeup and would arch her brows and suck her cheeks in. Can’t remember which but a callout had interviewed a former classmate of Lillee’s who mentioned that Lillee looked a lot older than everyone else and would also wear clothing not appropriate for school all the time.

No. 960237

>>960229
She’s so close to finding a good a silhouette for her body type. It takes a very specific body type to pull off shorts with heels and she doesn’t have it. This outfit would be nice if she ditched the platform sandals for chunky white trainers and switched to a brown belt.

No. 960238

File: 1750214776322.jpeg (670.72 KB, 767x1438, IMG_5642.jpeg)

Samefag, this is old milk but while trying to see if I could find the classmate interview I found a Redditor’s notes on one of BFFDees’s (now removed) Lillee videos. It just proves that Laur has been trying to blame Lillee’s lack of success on others (in this case, people at school) for years instead of giving her daughter a dose of hard truth about her lack of looks and talent. Kek at “they were jealous because she looks like Barbie”

No. 960252

>>959891
LJ knows literally nothing else in life, I'm not sure if she'd be able to transition into a different headspace. She seems like she's going to be the type to babyjane forever like Kiki Kannibal, and it isn't really her fault. No friends, isolated from everyone, her mom essentially fostering and building these bizarre behaviors for years. They literally just sat in their dark stinky attic running sockpuppets together for several years, everything about her is Gypsy Rose-esque in that she's just her mothers horcrux. Her mom never taught her proper hygiene, convinced her she's an uber talented ingenue, never subjected her to a healthy lifestyle or habits. Her teeth are like rotted off already and she smiles like she isn't quite all there. Being isolated from normal people or normal behaviors during the most pivotal points of her development have nerfed her essentially and I don't even think you can play the "personal accountability" card yet

No. 960261

Stop responding to the ban evading sperg. Report and ignore.

No. 960263

>>960252
i think she’s getting to the age where she’s supposed to have some personal accountability, and babying her does her a disservice. i think we also have a tendency to exaggerate how dysfunctional LJ is- yes she’s weird and stinky, but she has had some semi-normal interactions with people for her acting stuff and podcast. there’s no real reason why she would be unemployable in a low level retail or food service job in Queens even with Laur’s shitty upbringing. she’s nowhere near the weirdest person in the city. the main hurdle would be needing to be on someone else’s schedule for a job, but that’s a problem that a lot of spoiled young adults like her complain about.

No. 960264

File: 1750242801493.jpg (95.69 KB, 720x1080, LILLEEJEANMACBETH4.jpg)

How can a person look so bad??

No. 960268

>>960264
she looks like a leery middle-aged silicone dwarf

No. 960270

>>960264
She looks like a fat moon faced little boy here, which is maybe better than looking like a 60 year old woman with meth mouth

No. 960271

>>960264
Her hair has been looking really bad lately, like she's either not washing it often or she's not styling it at all. It's just limp and stringy. Too broke to afford shampoo? Or did the hairdryer break? Also WTF is she holding? It's like a stick made of iron

No. 960273

File: 1750254136988.webp (74.05 KB, 1872x1030, Screenshot_2024-04-11_at_8.web…)


No. 960277

>>960263
>>960185
Doesn't he fancy himself a writer? Everything he writes is borderline incomprehensible, beginner ESL level.
>>960187
He's creepy and clearly not all there. Also orbiters are funny.
>>960194
I didn't see the post, could it have been Mahto?
>>960203
That's a bit funny because I just came from the heather thread and an anon complained about it being boring. Also shays in her boring saga and anons constantly mention it.
>>960229
>i think she’s getting to the age where she’s supposed to have some personal accountability, and babying her does her a disservice.
Absolutely. She was definitely sabotaged by Laur but she shows no signs of wanting more than what they have now. She herself has no interest in the real world or in new experiences, she's satisfied playing with dolls, interacting exclusively with Laur, and living their shared delusion. It's a personal choice.

No. 960278

>>960227
Yeah, but anytime she's in the same room as any male within her age range she gets googly eyed and extra horny/deranged.

>>960187
He's weird, too old for her and a giant lolcow. We used to make fun of tired lady all the time, why should this weird horny scrote be off limits?

No. 960279

>>960277
I know a lot of people claim that Lillee doesn’t want better for herself because she doesn’t know any better, but I think it’s just because she’s very comfortable and the situation doesn’t seem that bad to her. Yes it’s true that many 24 year olds are independent, have their own apartments, romantic partners, careers/grad school etc. but many 24 year olds are also single mothers, live in trailer parks, work several jobs with shitty schedules and might have both student debt as well as medical debt and the need to provide for children. Lillee probably looks at the latter group more than the former and thinks that her life is pretty good in comparison. Even if Laur didn’t exert control over Lillee’s life I think Lillee would’ve been more likely to end up as a trailer trash single mom rather than a magma cum laude lawyer anyway.

No. 960281

>>960278
>>960194
This guy isn't a random moid. He's not even a casual fan. He is Lillee related milk being posted in the Lillee thread. If nonnas are interested in discussing his milky Lillee related antics (the only interesting milk that's happened since Carlos) then they should. It's kinda fascinating to see after years of having no fans, suddenly a fan appears claiming they've been around for years, and has picture displays of them in his house. Like where is the non-milk in that?
>>960185
>Lillee Jean gallery
An album dedicated to Lillee?
>>960187
>why should this weird horny scrote be off limits?
He shouldn't be.

No. 960284

>>960279
>the situation doesn’t seem that bad to her
I understand where you're coming from but the situation is terrible whether Lillee realizes it or not. She has medical debt. Got sued by her dentist. Lillee has also maxed out a credit card. She is an adult now so the "Jane Doe" tenant option is no longer available. The credit score check every landlord with more than two braincells does now applies to her too. She has no job, no income, and shit credit score. No need to even google her name to not want to rent to Lillee.

>>960281
Agreed. All the moral fags can calm down. Nobody has shared links to his socials and nonnies don't even mention his name. That means this thread won't be included in search results when googling his name.

No. 960286

>>960284
You’re exactly correct, but Lillee has no desire to rent or get away from Laur anyhow. She doesn’t care if Laur created problems for her because Laur is also not making her deal with those problems (or any problems, for that matter). The resentment and realization we’re hoping for won’t crop up until Lillee is in a situation where Laur isn’t there to shield her from reality anymore, which might be many, many years from now when she’s beyond the sympathy of the general public.

No. 960287

>>960286
It could even be soon, depending on whether or not Laur has managed to scam their way into a new place to live. As unlikely as it's seemed, the goblins have managed to bumble their way into staying in the staircase house, arguably the nicest of the places they've lived in since they lost the apartment they were living in when Laur yanked Lils out of school. The emergency aid and eviction moratorium put in placed during the pandemic granted them artificial stability that is only now being snatched from under their feet. Lillee might not even fully understand what her life is fixing to turn into at the end of this month.

No. 960288

>>960287
even when they get booted lillee won’t have an epiphany as long as her mommy is there to feed her delusions and scam them into some new living situation. even if the new place is shitty or they have to live in laur’s car they’ll just pretend like it’s nice to soothe their egos and celebrity larp. lillee will only wake up once laur isn’t around and suddenly she’s the one expected to pay her own debt, deal with her own lawsuit(s), and find her own housing while having terrible credit and no basic life skills or education

No. 960292

>>960229
Something looks off here. Did they stretch the photo to make her look taller? Or is it the angle Laur took it?
>>960264
If she'd CONSISTENTLY wash her hair, fill in her brows, and wear some eye makeup again she'd look better.

No. 960306

File: 1750286058347.jpg (16.49 KB, 535x258, Requiem_for_a_dream_fridge_wil…)

>>960284
Not to blog post, but after a family member stole my identity and left me with a fucking ~450 credit score, it was very hard to find an apartment in the NYC metro but not impossible. You will be living in a shitty neighborhood. You will need good references. The Trumans are unwilling to bend to the former, and absolutely do not have the latter.

>>960288
How far out are we from the next extension date they're inevitably going to miss? It's the 27th or something of this month, no?

>>960288
She isn't going to wake up - pic related. The only thing shy of disaster and harm that will change any of these idiots is a hard mental health intervention. Probably Court ordered separation, but that's probably not even a thing for adults.

No. 960307

>>960306
Sorry to hear that happened to you nonnie, that’s good insight. The thing is they literally don’t even need to live in the NYC metro as others have mentioned, they have no real connections to the area anyhow. Earl might get less govt assistance if they moved to the Midwest or something but the money would go much further and they could potentially get a nice place even with their shitty credit. They’re not apart of any cultural community in NYC (which is what keeps a lot of people anchored to the city) nor do they even take advantage of anything it has to offer like visiting restaurants to make social media content or sending Lillee to CUNY for reduced tuition. It would probably be less traumatizing for them collectively if they just left the area.

And yes, 27th seems to be the final date that the rent is due by. Seriously doubt they’ll pay it at all. Laur’s mindset is probably that she doesn’t need to pay if the landlord won’t let them stay regardless.

No. 960313

>>960307
If the sheriff removes them what happens to their belongings? Do they literally chuck people and a pile of crap out on the street?

No. 960318

>>960313
Outside of New York City, yes. Inside NYC, no. Putting their shit on the outside of the house would likely be an obstruction. It’ll get moved to a warehouse of the Marshall’s choice and they’ll have something like 30-45 days to retrieve before it gets tossed out.

No. 960333

File: 1750308645437.jpeg (241.44 KB, 491x731, IMG_7836.jpeg)

>>960307
SHINNING lol

No. 960335

File: 1750312030642.jpg (134.51 KB, 1080x538, IMG_8441.jpg)

Could someone translate this? We have had so many misunderstandings because of his typing style. Is he talking about the Truemans?

No. 960337

>>960335
No idea what he’s trying to say and it’s probably not worth deciphering

No. 960340

>>960335
>If you know of the forum drama, read on.
He's talking to us.

>Do believe the last "savior" warning of "neonazis" was the mother.

I think he is saying here that he also believes laur was behind that account.

>Angry that I'll only allow the ex-gf to move in.

I think he is saying that his doors are open to lillee if she is evicted but that Laur can f off.

No. 960342

>>960340
This was my initial understanding as well, and if correct would explain why Laur came here trying to masquerade as a farmer a-logging about Mahto being gross and predatory, and then using a sock account to try to "warn" him that we'd dox and swat him even though we don't do that shit and some nonas weren't even sure we should pay him any mind at all. All that being said, something about this whole situation with Mahto reeks of gayops to me. I don't know if I actually believe this story he's painting. I suppose we'll find out when the Truemans get evicted in a few days.

No. 960343

>>960340
If this is the correct interpretation, does this mean that Laur DID ask him if they could crash at his place? And he said only Lillee can? If so then that would kind of explain why Laur or someone who sounds like her kept coming here to talk shit about him. To be fair to this guy though, Laur is literally married and Earl is disabled. Can’t imagine agreeing to becoming full time caretaker for some random people I met online. With Laur’s track record they would then never leave his place either.

No. 960345

>>960343
If this situation is what it appears to be, I think Lillee has been presented with the best chance to escape her Mother's clutches that she may ever get. It's giving Beenoos and Marg.

No. 960347

>>960343
If we're reading this correctly then he is accomplishing more than we have by yelling at Laur from here for 10 yrs. Tip o' the hat to you sir!

No. 960349

>>960347
If she would go off with him, she'd have a shot at a normal life. I don't see Laur allowing it, though.

No. 960350

>>960345
"Lillee Flies Free" is a webseries I would actually watch and support as a Patreon.

No. 960351

>>960342
If the guy is ever doxxed or swatted, it will be by Laur pretending to be one of us. Wouldn't be the first time.

No. 960352

>>960351
Something is telling me that he is about to find out how vicious and two-faced his fantasy future mother in law can really be…

No. 960354

>>960349
> I don't see Laur allowing it, though.
Not that she'd ever do it because she's too mentally entrapped, but what could Laur realistically do if Lillee one day woke up and decided to leave? She's 24 and Laur only has the power Lillee gives her.

No. 960362

>>960354
Lillee is an adult and a financial burden. If I were Laur I’d be happy to be rid of her. But i guess Laur is panicking because she needs Lillee to exist near her as an extension of her ego. If Lillee gets any disability for her dwarfism Laur might also not want to lose that.

No. 960363

>>960340
Why does this freak call Lillie his ex-gf? Unlike other anons, leaving psycho Laur for psycho scrote is … probably not the new start that some think it is. LJ is as obsessed with her mother as Laur is with her. They share in delusions, have fun pretending together and feed off of each other.

No. 960364

Sage for potential autism by WHY is nobody talking about how he is referring to Lillee as his "ex-gf" and how (with that taken into account) this might literally be Pheepy??

No. 960365

>>960364
He's not Pheepy, I think it's an attempt at an inside joke because we entertained that thought for a short while…

No. 960369

File: 1750359553067.jpg (541.19 KB, 1079x1901, IMG_5355.jpg)

>>960178
>Lillee types like Yoda
True. Here's her latest shit
>Excitement is mine

>>960333
Shinning indeed.

No. 960371

File: 1750361124849.png (591.31 KB, 1999x1080, SockAccount.png)

Good job figuring out it was a fake account, scrote!

>>960352
>he is about to find out how vicious and two-faced his fantasy future mother in law can really be
This. If his updates are about the goblins things are about to get nasty for him.

Even if Lillee isn't his ex-gf who else would have the motive to warn him about this evil forum? And why would this person use the exact same words as Laur?
>neonazis
Laur knows full well that this is a lie but keeps repeating it. Race sperging is against the rules.

>>960365
This sounds more likely.

No. 960373

>>960371
Is he calling LC "Rose" for some reason?

No. 960374

>>960373
He said it was a friend from college

No. 960385

>>960371
so is he going to take down the framed pictures of laur in his living room kek

No. 960401

Laur's lawyer Jasmine Aiken is black. I hope she's charging Laur and Lillee triple her usual fee for wasting her time and abusing the legal system.

No. 960403

>>960401
Legal anon above said that the lawyer is likely working for credits, not money, because the Truemans are broke bitches

No. 960406

>>960363
Thank you. Some of you nonnas hoping Lillee will escape Laur's clutches by moving in with a rando retard crosseyed lurking scrote, come on now. Laur's ruined her, it'll take more than this weirdo orbiter showing interest to get her to cut the cord.
Btw, fuck off you disgusting lurking Neanderthal moid, you're teetering on being cow material yourself.

No. 960411

File: 1750407331520.png (944.08 KB, 1080x1677, 20250620_101405.png)

Another lie?

No. 960412

>>960411
>Another lie?
It mentions she has friends, so yes.

No. 960413

File: 1750411200236.jpg (396.27 KB, 1324x668, cxc.jpg)

>>960411
It's on his facebook page so I guess it's true. I doubt they'll get the money they want to film this (picrel from indiegogo) so it's most likely not going to happen and even if they film it without the money goal, it's going to be a crap level trapper trap. Nothing for TV kek. With Lillee on board they can be sure the pilot will never get picked.

No. 960416

File: 1750420875927.webp (39.45 KB, 280x390, IMG_3748.webp)

>>960413
kek in b4 uk asylum plea so they can go on the dole and get a council flat.

No. 960424

>>960411
>>960413
I did some digging and this author released a trailer for the same project about a year ago.

No. 960428

I would love to see Lillee make a fool or herself trying to direct a movie and squandering shittons of money doing it but I genuinely don’t think she even has a passport

No. 960430

>>960428
Since Laur only shoots video in front of that one shrub, and it will only be 3 minutes long, it won’t cost anything.

No. 960431

>>960424
He casts up and coming actresses and wannabes like lillee. He did this last year with no mention of lillee. My theorie is he does this so he can get in close with women he wants to fuck. Then lets it all slip into obscurity just to do it all over again a year later.

No. 960434

>>960424
This trailer is like when a boomer teacher shows a PowerPoint slide show to a class of twelve year olds, except this has absolutely nothing of value.
>>960431
>My theorie is he does this so he can get in close with women he wants to fuck.
I do think the actress playing the girlfriend resembles Lillee. Except Lilz is shorter, fatter and uglier.

No. 960436

>>960434
lol his book is a 99 cent Kindle that has 48 anonymous reviews. This new How Stupid Is Laur saga is going to be hilarious!

No. 960437

>>960430
Ah sweet fresh Laur stupidity milk, we will be bathing in it!

No. 960439

>>960437
So we are gonna get a trailer and it will win a bunch of awards… blah blah blah you know the drill by now.

No. 960441

>>960434
Lillee’s much uglier but she could pass as this girl’s 50 year old aunt or something. The girl in the trailer looks like Amelia Dimoldenberg who isn’t a supermodel or anything but is pretty imo

No. 960445

>>960439
CLOWN AWARDS for everyone!!

No. 960479

>>960436
Laur can research like the CIA when she doxxes people but she can’t do 2 minutes of research on this obviously fake dude? Does she enjoy humiliation?

No. 960487

>>960424
This is comedy gold peak cringe and Lillee would honestly be the most suitable one to direct this. Coming soon in theaters near you!

No. 960504

File: 1750592313692.png (1.88 MB, 2898x1486, 2025-06-22 kl. 13.34.33.png)

>>960413
Seems like he already scammed with this once in another crowdfunding?

I don't know how Indiegogo works or if you still get the money if the goal isn't reached, but is it possible this Perlmutter guy is just trying to earn some quick cash?

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/write-to-kill-crime-thriller-movie-trilogy#/

No. 960507

>>960504
It was on a flexible goal so he 100% pocketed that money.

No. 960508

>>960369
idk why but the way she calls herself queen/princess is so out of touch and demented and i love it kek, also she looks 40 here

No. 960512

File: 1750604643862.jpeg (204.95 KB, 828x1476, IMG_5679.jpeg)

Her expression in this is actually very normal with no buggy eyes or excessively large grin but she still looks like an ugly chipmunk-cheeked horse girl. Hollywood is truly not the place for our precious little goblin

No. 960514

File: 1750607881915.png (585.98 KB, 1080x1737, snapshot_www.kickstarter.com_1…)

>>960504
It's the Cyb3rDouche and Washed-Up Satan scam all over again. I doubt the attic dumb-dumbs ever saw a single a dollar of the $20K Pellegrino and Rossow exploited out of his most parasocial Supernatural fans, and here they are still falling for the same sheisty shit.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theguardianproject/the-guardian-project/rewards

No. 960515

>>960512
Her face is shaped like an avocado.

Which “guys” is she thanking for the love? She has one fan.

No. 960516

If this project ever releases, Laur won't be able to restrict access or delete comments. It's gonna be glorious.

No. 960518

>>960516
YouTube commentaries will be awesome and she won’t even have copyright claim to it.

No. 960529

>>960516
That's a big "if," though. I can't see anyone, not even the most delulu Neil Breen type of narc "screenwriter," ever finding the end result of Lillee's non-existent directorial capabilities at all satisfactory. She'd turn his shitty story into self-insert fanfic, try to replace the actress he's cast for the love interest character with herself, and change the ending to her becoming the queen of a made-up planet of male aliens who worship her feet or some such nonsense.

No. 960541

File: 1750636894319.jpeg (205.52 KB, 421x750, IMG_7846.jpeg)

>>960529
Laur posts that it’s a Hollywood tv show, Dave Perlmutter says London. And the producers? No idea! The Network? No idea.

Sad how much Lillee believes it is true though. Laur lies to her face just to make a fool of her. Sickening!!

Already giving milk.

No. 960542

>>960541
So when they say "Hollywood" it's as much Hollywood as the trapper trap was, or the chorus our eyes in was, or the thing with the bitch boss was. They like to use terms very loosely so really, anything they do can be called Hollywood.

And when they say London, remember when she said that the trapper trap screened in Paris? Yeah, because the fake festivals were "in Paris". There was no screening with actual people. The scam festivals just said so. And this will be the same with London.

No. 960561

>>960541
Do you think her excitement is genuine, or is she putting on an act to appear busy and in demand? Is it more to stick it to the "haters"? Does she know that this project will go nowhere?

Personally, I think her excitement is genuine. I think she thinks that although this is a small project, there is a chance it can take off and make her a star. Someone will see it and be blown away by her skills. or that this Dave guy will introduce her to industry insiders. Do you think Laur knows this is just a way to keep her adult daughter busy and occupied so she can look for a place for them to live? Or do you think she's just as deluded as her daughter?

I was reading an article about the different types of overconfidence. Each have examples of people takeing dangerous risks because they overestimate their skills. But what strikes me about the Truemans is that they don't take risks at all, despite their overconfidence. So do they know deep down they don't know what they're doing? What do other nonas think?

No. 960571

>>960561
Laur and Lillee are both completely self-absorbed and have zero interest in helping or even seeing others succeed. There's no way that they would agree to work on someone else's vanity project unless they are anticipating an immediate reward. I'm positive that Laur is operating under the assumption that there's some kind of sign-on advance cash that will miraculously save them from homeless at the last moment. I'm also pretty sure that this broke dude thinks that Lillee's 1.1 milly totally real and legit followers represent a resource to mine free indiegogo gibs for a tv series he never intends to make. Joke's on all of them for real. I love it when scammers scam scammers; it's so satisfying.

No. 960575

>>960561
The Truemans are in a constant state of cope. Even if it’s very deep down, they do know that Lillee has a snowball’s chance in hell to become a big star or even a regular non-famous working actor that can act for a living. They’re hoping to scam their way to the top but in the meantime are content to overblow their “achievements” to try to seem successful. Laur lied about working at a law office as a legal assistant or clerk of sorts when I think she may have not even finished high school, and now Lillee is doing exactly as Laur did and lying about being a Hollywood producer and award-winning actress when she’s a talentless hack whose movies make high school student films look like they were made by Christopher Nolan. They don’t take risks because they know they have no actual merit and can’t stand the idea of being humbled by a professional.

No. 960617

>>959565
>>959563

So this is coming up on Friday. I'm curious what kind of "emergency filing" we'll see at the 11th hour.

No. 960619

>>960617
Don't worry nonnas, Lillee is the director of a totally real Hollywood show now and will have no problems buying a house for her family so they can all live happily ever after.

No. 960630

File: 1750795661000.png (1.06 MB, 1080x1671, 20250624_220622.png)


No. 960633

>>960630
This article is terribly written if real. Also I’m pretty sure the expression is to “queue up”, as in “line up”, not “cue up”. The second sentence starting with “As we previously told you” has some Lillee-esque comma abuse in it, and you’re not supposed to start a sentence in a professional news article like that. Journalism really is dead.

No. 960635

>>960633
>Also I’m pretty sure the expression is to “queue up”, as in “line up”, not “cue up”.
It's a snooker-related pun nona.

No. 960642

File: 1750804569864.png (102.26 KB, 1282x559, Screenshot 2025-06-24 232114.p…)

>>960633
It really is in Deadline! So there must be some proper PR involved. It will be her big break if it goes ahead.

Cast is a bit odd though. Charlotte Kirk has appeared in films with legit actors, screened at proper festivals (just very low views/ratings) but claims on her website to have been trained by Lee Strasberg, who died 10 years before she was born

No. 960644

>>960642
If she's really directing this show it will definitely be great milk. She's extremely incompetent at everything and has zero social skills, it's guaranteed to be hilarious. I hope she shares every bit.

No. 960645

>>960642
God I want this project to be realized. It will be a milk bounty.

No. 960647

Industry anon here. This is hilarious. It’s worth googling Charlotte Kirk to see the crazy shit she’s caught up in. It will explain why she’ll sign up for anything.

Deadline is known for its lack of research. Grifters use its low journalistic standards to promote and legitimize ridiculous projects all the time. Bet this is a pay for play.

Sounds like a bunch of people all trying to scam each other. There’s no rhyme or reason to the team they’ve assembled. No agents, nada. I don’t even think there are any other producers, besides the author.

No. 960648

>>960647
This makes sense. Even re: the Deadline article above, apparently Jimmy White (no idea who the fuck that is or what “snooker” is but I’m also not a britbong) apparently just has a cameo in the “movie” that hasn’t even been made yet. Why would there be a whole article for a cameo like it’s a legitimate main casting announcement?

No. 960677

File: 1750849249106.png (62.98 KB, 913x547, Screenshot 2025-06-25 115644.p…)

>>960647
This is the list of producers from IMDb - most don't have any other credits

No. 960685

File: 1750864233641.png (689.74 KB, 1030x855, Screenshot 2025-06-25 160937.p…)

>>960647
For those curious I looked it all up. She's actually kind of a based queen kek

>Slept with a producer for a minor role in Ocean's 8; blackmailed him with their texts later

>Blackmailed billionaire James Packer over sex and roles
>Blackmailed the vice chairman of NBC Universal over an affair
>Her ex-manager also slept with and blackmailed one of the same producers
>Doesn't currently seem to have a manager; the management listed on her website was dissolved in 2023
>The PR firm listed on her Insta hasn't updated its site since 2016; she's not on it

Funny quote from THR article
>"She reminded me of a young Nicole Kidman.” Grazer was impressed, she says, until “she attempted to hit on my husband.”"

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/10/how-the-charlotte-kirk-saga-blew-up-hollywood

No. 960686

>>960685
She actually seems kind of stupid to me. She got the guys fired which is good but she’s admitting to having had consensual sex with producers to get roles because she’s “autistic” and “socially awkward”? If she had been coerced a la Weinstein and was now milking producers for money that would be different. She probably wasn’t talented and is now unhireable, and her public story reinforces misogynistic stereotypes about young, attractive female actors sleeping with producers for roles. She’s probably trying to get into Lillee’s shitty film because she expects a paycheck for it so the payout from the scandal can’t have been good enough for her to retire on.

No. 960691

>>960685
I can't believe Lillee Jean has managed to attract three distinct spin-off cows that are all way funnier than her
>Elaine Gertler Miller
>Mahto
>Charlotte Kirk

No. 960693

>>960685
A conventionally attractive blonde who managed to repeatedly weaponize her ability to gain male attention in order to scam her way into roles in (real) Hollywood movies and collect multi-million dollar payouts. Lillee will grind her fixed teeth down to nubs seething at this woman whenever they have to interact. Charlotte is living the Attic Goblin dream and Queen Lillee grows dumpier and more haggard by the day. I can't wait for this new era of milk.

No. 960694

>>960693
Also keep in mind that people like her know what an actual professional movie set is like. I wish I could be a fly on that set when she has to work with our emotionally stunted goblin.

No. 960726

>>960693
>>960694
Oh nonnas, this milk should be rich and bountiful. Laur is sure to throw one of her Franzia induced schizoid fits KEK. It's only a matter of when.

No. 960741

I wonder if their landlord has the Marshalls scheduled to come oust the Truemans for nonpayment this weekend, or if they'll have to wait until after the holiday. I guess if Lillee starts posting lots of "patriotic" themed pics of herself standing in empty parking garages and basketball courts we'll know they're probably already starting the hobo jeep saga

No. 960747

>>960741
No new filings yet today, and it's close to end of business day, Eastern Time.

No. 960770

File: 1750989514318.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1280x1920, IMG_5701.jpeg)

she looks like she could be laur’s sister and it’s not because they both look like they’re in their 20s kek

No. 960772

File: 1750990931621.jpg (192.34 KB, 1500x1000, tori-amos-1802339738.jpg)

>>960770
I scrolled past this really fast and thought it was 50 something year old Tori Amos without glasses (my apologies to Tori Amos, who is actually talented and was much more attractive than Lillee when she was the same age as her).

No. 960773

>>960770
She washed her hair finally!! This is either the best blowout she’s ever done, or more likely someone else did it for her.

No. 960787

>>960770
She manipulated the color in this photo so heavily that her precious blue eye look brown hazel.

No. 960794

I found a blogpost about the first version of the project, from before Lillee was involved.

https://www.donnasiggers.com/blog/write-to-kill

No. 960832

Did the eviction actually happen?

No. 960833

File: 1751077465562.jpg (59.14 KB, 564x846, bfc79c99e9d079a2a76b432684407c…)

Lillee needs to stop smiling, she looks so unhinged… I'm scared

No. 960834

>>960833
Everything about her makes me irrationally angry. Goddamn, how hard is it to wash your hair and smile normally and move like a fucking human being.

No. 960836

>>960833
She’s just ugly tbh even if she washed her hair and smiled normal she’d still be ugly frumpy and lipless

No. 960867

The whole raised eyebrows, sanpaku eyes, sucked in cheeks and pushed out lips or crazed smile is Lillee's so-called trademark. She thinks it makes her look unique and will make her stand out and leave a lasting impression on people in the modeling industry and get her jobs lined up. Laur often photoshops Lillee's eye color to make them look a lot more vivid than they actually are.

No. 960868

>>960833
she's got that punchable, unhinged Dylan Mulvaney smile.

No. 960871

File: 1751189117129.png (272.81 KB, 539x469, Screenshot 2025-06-29 112409.p…)


No. 960879

File: 1751205978760.png (144.34 KB, 502x530, Screenshot 2025-06-29 160526.p…)


No. 960880

>>960836
True beauty is lining the inside of the lip.

No. 960883

>>960836
What I can't understand is that she can overline her lips as much as she wants and make duck faces to the camera, but as soon as she does that wide smile, her lips, especially the top one, disappear. So does she think that people, especially in industries focused on looks and beauty, can't tell that her lips are overlined and that is not her natural look? Does she think that people are that stupid?

>>960880
kek

No. 960884

>>960883
Exactly and if you’re trying to be an actor you have to make natural facial expressions, you can’t just be focused on puffing your lips out all the time. I’m surprised Laur hasn’t gotten her Juvederm yet to remedy this obvious insecurity lol.

No. 960885

File: 1751217073143.jpeg (195 KB, 731x800, IMG_7871.jpeg)

>>960884
AI knows all about them(ai outside of containment)

No. 960951

File: 1751316514845.jpeg (356.82 KB, 750x584, IMG_7870.jpeg)


No. 960974

>>960884
And you actually have to act for more than in 5 second clips.

No. 961014

>>960833
I tried to do the “lillee jean” in front of the mirror and it is so terrifying and unnatural. how does she smile like that and then get her photo taken and think that it’s totally acceptable to post online forever to be mocked and ridiculed. she looks insane when she smiles with her teeth and bulge her eyes like that.

No. 961017

File: 1751441505815.png (701 KB, 1893x1080, Pelmutter_Kirk.png)

These goblin threads are very informative. You learn about all kinds of online scams. I don't believe the production team or cast will ever meet irl. There will be no movie set. The "bestselling author" spams the same screenshots on every social media platform. I've seen better AI slop.

He has 4 Indiegogo campaigns on this same project. (Picrel) Indiegogo has received very low ratings on Trustpilot.

Every "cast member" shares a link to the books Amazon bundle at least once. I guess they get some benefits from it. For example, Charlotte Kirk who made herself unemployable has 10 upcoming projects on imdb.

No. 961018

File: 1751441672864.jpg (248.03 KB, 1046x892, IMG_1557.jpg)

>>961017
And our main character got her name associated with actually famous people. Profit!
How much did Laur have to pay for this?

No. 961046


No. 961047

>>961046
Samefag, sorry. New original dramatic monologue brilliantly written and acted by Lils. She's really honed her craft. I truly believe that she's upset and on the verge of violence. I wonder where she could have possibly found the inspiration to pen this piece. The desperate frustration is palpable!(learn2delete)

No. 961048

>>961046
It takes 5 seconds to remove that background noise in Audacity. She's so lazy/incompetent.

No. 961050

>>961047
>I wanted you to be somewhere
>And you weren't that somewhere
This is legit ESL phrasing. Misunderstanding the different uses of 'be' this bad should not happen with a native speaker

No. 961051

>>961048

He self- published on Amazon and hasnt sold any copies. Reviews are fake. If you read the free preview pages, he is an appalling writer. It’s like he never went to school or even looked looked at a book, based on his moronic formatting. Clearly had no editor. He’s the British Laur Trueman.

No. 961055

>>961046
All of Lillee’s acting clips are just 5 seconds of her being extra bitchy while the camera is hyper zoomed in on her fat face. She never even tries to pick monologues for characters who aren’t mean spirited crazy bitches, wonder why kek

No. 961057

>>961050
its kinda amazing, she has the command of english like a foreigner. and its all due to isolation and choosing not to learn kek shes basically a hilbilly

No. 961091

File: 1751527418439.mp4 (5.39 MB, 720x900, longerversion.mp4)

>>961047
Here's the longer version.
I know the bar is in hell but I think she has slightly improved her acting. I mean this is season 3 of her little series.

No. 961092

>>961091
I think her acting is still awful and I don’t see any improvement from when she started this grift. Her gestures and vocal inflection are unnatural and odd. To be a good actor you have to be very observant of the mannerisms of others and Lillee is too self-obsessed to do that

No. 961094

>>961091
This is "therapy" for her. She gets to act out and say all the things she wants to do to anyone who calls her out on her racism, lies, poor character. Instead of going to get real therapy and learning how to regulate feelings and channel anger into something she can grow from.

And raising Lillee was sort of like Laur's fu to the world. She wasn't the pretty sister, she wasn't much at school, she was a bitter teenager trying to be all cool and bad by running away with a much older guy. Then lo and behold, she as a daughter who doesn't have her dark eyes and hair, but what she considered the beauty grand prize. She thought her precious offspring was somehow her reward so she fed it endless praise, deserving or otherwise. Now we have this uneducated, unworldly full grown ass woman who can't go into the world and be self sufficient.

No. 961096

>>961091
She talks about how she writes scripts for these videos but it's absolutely clear she just turns on the camera and makes it up on the spot. They're nonsensical, repetitive and have no plot.

No. 961101

>>961091
Never though I could hate her voice more than when she was squeaking. This quiet voice triggers my misophonia eve more.
>>961094
Well said

No. 961102

>>961091
WTF even is that thing she’s holding? also it’s kinda funny that she’s trying to give femme fatale dominatrix but instead it’s giving bitchy condescending trailer trash single mom with BPD about to beat her kids.

>>961094
agree, the “scripts” she writes are always either vindictive assholes like herself except in power positions where they get to abuse others, or annoying shallow women who are adored by all. both are fantasies of lillee’s.

No. 961105

>>961091
All of her acting reels are bad, but this one is particularly terrible. What is she even on about

No. 961106

File: 1751558627396.jpeg (315.57 KB, 828x527, IMG_5759.jpeg)

The fact that this is an actual expression she held for several seconds and not an awkward mid-facial expression frame, woof. The asymmetry in her face is crazy.

No. 961109

File: 1751567289066.png (151.33 KB, 375x375, Screenshot 2025-07-03 202730.p…)

>>961091
>>961106
There is always this weird tension around her mouth and in her lips when she is "acting".

No. 961110

>>961109
it’s because she’s constantly pursing/puffing her lips out. if you look at around 0:27 in >>961091 she quickly sticks her lips out when she closes her mouth. all this eye bulging and lip pursing will give her wrinkles kek

No. 961194

>>961096
>She talks about how she writes scripts for these videos
Scripts? I used to be a coverage writer and have read many, many scripts. Calling 20 second "performances" of one sided conversations are not scripts. They're not even scenes. GTFOH Lillee.

No. 961204

>>961091
>I think you get the drift
top kek, fucking retard.

No. 961206

>>961204
Note to Lilz: the word you’re looking for is “gist”.

The entire script is word salad. “The fun thing about weaponry- it doesn’t have to be a weapon” makes zero sense. You can use anything as a weapon, and what is or isn’t a “weapon” is designated by how the item in question is utilized. Not that Lillee would understand this line of thinking. And the “object” she’s holding isn’t sharp so why is she describing it that way?

No. 961212

File: 1751707166460.jpg (508.16 KB, 1080x1893, IMG_1736.jpg)

>>960741
No empty parking garages or basketball courts yet but this is how she celebrated 4th of July.

No. 961213

File: 1751707354660.jpg (438.47 KB, 1080x1731, IMG_2027.jpg)

>paid-for-hire corporations behind the curtains puppeteering "real people"
What the fuck is she on about?

No. 961215

>>961213
Gangstalking jibberish.

No. 961232

>>961213
She sounds schizophrenic

No. 961235

>>961212
So I've never understood these pics. If you read the caption, it's written as if she's been captured by the paparazzi* or at least a hired photographer. But they are neither because we know it's Laur. So they're really just a mother taking pics of her adult daughter posing within like a 3 block radius from where they live. If it was a professional photographer from a publication, there would be photo credit. So why do they pretend it's like some magazine spread? Also, if it was a professional spread, there would be makeup and fashion credits as well. But it's just the same tired old clothes with a tiny little impractical bag that she has difficulty keeping on her sloped shoulder. No brand name mentions. She's "seen" wearing this, she "struts" wearing that. Wtf cares? Only desperate people looking for attention, even the wrong kind, do this.


*Yes, they've done the fake paparazzi thing in the past. But only because they were called out for it. If no one did, they'd still be doing it now.

No. 961238

>>961235
i know a lot of anons have had different theories on why they do these "photoshoots", but then go and turn around and range block their blog or take down videos within minutes of them being put up. i've never really understood it either, i don't think anyone does. nothing they do makes much sense anymore as it doesn't actually appear that laur genuinely wants lj to do anything with her life beyond continuing this family hustle. these photoshoots appear to happen at coordinated periods so the theory that laur uses them as an excuse to avoid being served legal notices may likely be true. they probably stay out all day and only go back into their place at night and then leave early morning. plus i guess in their minds it keeps up the charade that nothing bad is happening on this latest episode of the trueman show until laur can find another home to squat in, but who knows when that will be, if ever.

No. 961242

>>961238
>>961235
Theoretically the photo shoot could also be old/taken in advance since they knew they were getting evicted and might not have a place to do these stupid OOTD photoshoots anymore

No. 961291

File: 1751820298554.png (563.64 KB, 1302x962, boolyish.png)

From Lillee's insta and xitter. Aww. What's the matter? Couldn't remove that article from google search results? Nice Streisand effect, by the way.

>"Where there is money, there is motive, and there is a corporation."

Never change Lilz.

No. 961308

>>961291
We’ve seen Bullyish and it’s literally two fat women clomping down a sidewalk and a bunch of seizure-inducing flashes of ancient tweets that never once threatened them. Why would they want anyone to see it? It only proves how wrong and weird they are.

No. 961316

>>961238
While entirely plausible, there's something about those 2 that I can't see staying out all day. They are homebodies. They don't like going outside. They stay in all day spewing hate and lies online, posting cringeworthy "acting reels", watching Disney movies and sleeping. If they drove anywhere outside their neighborhood, there would be uninteresting pics of Lillee in uninteresting poses wearing uninteresting clothing interacting with no one.

They could be avoiding getting served simply by not answering the door. They're too lazy to be outside all day. It's hot in NYC and I don't see Laur dong well in the heat. And Lillee wouldn't want any color on her skin. If they were to spend anytime indoors other than at home, where would they go? They have zero interest in culture so museums are out.

I'm sure they got another extension to squat in that poor Chinese man's house. It's very difficult to kick out delinquent tenants in NY. They're exploiting everything they can to stay there.

No. 961329

>>961308
B-but nonnie! It's not just the documentary. It's an ongoing project. Lillee has a blog on their honeypot website. You can read the new "educational editorial pieces" she wrote on the news section.
Seriously though, don't do that. Don't visit their website at all.

No. 961398

File: 1751993811199.png (2.65 MB, 1080x1812, 20250708_185339.png)

She looks really bad… hard to believe she is only 24. Plus the creepy comment… Does anyone know if she buys fake likes on Facebook too?

No. 961400

>>961398
There is always some overlap on social media platforms but on her X account she struggles to get more than 2 likes and a comment on any random post, that makes me believe that her Facebook engagement is bought for the large part.

No. 961406

>>961398
She looks ROUGH. Lillee’s pictures are always so heavily edited and her videos so overexposed to make her skin as smooth and clear as possible but she still manages to look like she’s 70. The amount of bottom lip she’s poking out from the inside of her mouth in this pic is also crazy.

No. 961409

>>961406
She is dressed by a senior citizen and not allowed to follow a single trend so yea it really shows.

No. 961411

>>961409
trends aside her face itself looks old as fuck. consequences of laur genetics plus a shitty diet and no exercise i guess

No. 961413

>>961398
Laur runs her fb and she doesn’t delete the pervert comments. What a shit mother.

No. 961414

File: 1752015865441.jpeg (34.48 KB, 128x248, IMG_7891.jpeg)

>>961413
No way it’s normal to age this hard if everything is ok.

Also she used to have eyebrows did Laur tell her it was cool to pluck them all out???

No. 961420

>>961414
Lillee has never had strong brows but she fills them in too light because she’s delusional about being “strawberry blonde” and that picture has the exposure really high which makes the brows vanish even more

No. 961424

>>961398
I can't believe I miss the days of thaeyeballqueen heavy makeup.
It's so weird to me how Laur built her up to make her believe she's a living Disney princess, the most special person to grace this Earth, talented beyond compare, only for Lillee to regress so badly, not doing anything to her hair, barely washing it, not wanting to dress cute, stylishly, or even her age, not wanting to experiment with makeup anymore…

No. 961431

File: 1752054295957.jpeg (201.75 KB, 960x960, IMG_5808.jpeg)

>>961424
Lillee’s eyeball queen photos were also VERY heavily facetuned to the point where you can see 0 texture on her skin/looks like they tooo the blur tool to it and her eyes were edited a saturated bright blue-green all the time, but I agree that her makeup skills were way better. I don’t think makeup like this would flatter her now though, her face has aged a lot and dark makeup would further age her. Jesus though. She’s so unfortunate looking.

No. 961432

>>961424
I have a sneaking suspicion that the whole family shares Earl’s prescriptions. Always looking like they just rolled out of bed, rarely showering, not caring even that they look like shit, keeping odd hours, refusing to work, just in general being an embarrassing shitstain on society. This all screams “pillhead” to me.

No. 961433

>>961432
Lillee does seem to have glassy eyes all the time but it's hard to tell with the filters they use.

No. 961435

>>961433
Lillee has never had any light in her eyes or any thoughts behind her gaze. She was meant to be a cashier at Walmart, not an “actress.”

No. 961436

File: 1752067054608.jpg (378.1 KB, 1080x1531, IMG_1941.jpg)

>>961420
Nona, Lillee is a redhead now.
>Seo search. You'd think a girl who looks like me has no clue what that is. In fact, I often get pegged as a daft redhead, and someone who has the farthest clue from fact about coding, and SEO.
See?

Also
>Winner of multiple awards for best gritty drama
I thought Bullyish was a documentary. But it's nice that Laur finally admits that the whole thing is fiction.

No. 961437

File: 1752070156598.jpeg (279.92 KB, 670x670, IMG_5809.jpeg)

>>961436
It’s so funny that Lillee keeps calling herself a “redhead.” She obviously just has brassy blonde highlights like the “before” in this pic but is trying to spin Laur’s cheapness as her actually being a ginger kek. You’re supposed to maintain your blonde highlights with purple shampoo and regular visits to the salon.

No. 961446

>>961436
>Seo search. You'd think a girl who looks like me has no clue what that is. In fact, I often get pegged as a daft redhead, and someone who has the farthest clue from fact about coding, and SEO.

Does she think that you can’t get a IT degree if you have red hair? She’s implying they’re all from India? This bitch.

No. 961449

>>961446
She’s an idiot who thinks that a “dumb blonde” stereotype exists for redheads

No. 961464

>>961449
Laur wishes it was still the 50s so bad.

No. 961470

>>961432
Damn this is a really excellent take. Now you've got me wondering.

No. 961490

>>961464
That’s a Lillee quote, nonna. They have different typing styles but the same racism, regressive mindset and stupidity.

No. 961494

File: 1752148531554.png (1.35 MB, 750x1334, IMG_7895.png)

>>961470
We are now in Lillee’s Shrubbery Era.

Once or twice a week Laur marches her out to the shrubbery by the back door for a few blurry pics in an outfit she’ll wear for 5 minutes. It’s a hostage situation whether Lillee understands it or not.

No. 961495

File: 1752148766595.jpeg (291.46 KB, 631x632, IMG_7896.jpeg)

>>961494
Dead inside - not even bothered to comb her hair. Laur not bothered to focus the camera.

No. 961497

>>961494
If this pic is recent I guess they haven't been evicted yet? It's the same shrubbery they always take pics near

No. 961498

>>961495
There is not much going on behind those eyes kek.

No. 961499

File: 1752152755413.jpg (353.67 KB, 1080x1672, IMG_5581.jpg)

August 5th. I guess that means she has some place to stream. It would be difficult to do from a shrubbery. This is going to be great! Multi-award winning actress/director and bestselling author (or two scammers) get together to shill their production.

No. 961500

File: 1752153092894.jpg (598.61 KB, 1080x2012, IMG_5582.jpg)

>>961494
The photo quality is so bad I thought it was taken with potato cam from 2010. Keep sizzling Lillee!

>>961497
Same shrubbery and no tan.

No. 961513

>>961500
>can you imagine thinking of 2026?

Uhh yes, everyone with a normal career does this.

She just has no grip on reality. She’s permanently 11. Shitty parenting award to Earl & Laur.

No. 961517

>>961513
They lay in bed all day and only step out to the shrub once a week to show off dresses they shouldn’t be buying.

Still living off hard-working Americans tax dollars, it’s criminal that they don’t have to work and they continue to flaunt it with their online bullshit posts.

No. 961519

>>961499
this fucking smirk definitely has meme potential
>>961500
>upcoming projects this 2026
is there another 2026 that we're not aware of?

No. 961526

>>961499
How is she a #HOLLYWOOD talk show host when her "show" is not located in, filmed in, produced by nor funded by Hollywood?

No. 961554

>>961500
>Lillee Jean Sizzles in Summer Magenta Sun Dress

Does anyone else find it weird how they always make some shitty amateur “editorial” into a proper blog post with poorly written wall of text descriptions? Does Laur really sit down and type this up, or is it written by AI? Seems like a lot of work to do this for every single “photoshoot” they conjure up and post. Like, no one is reading this. It seems like a massive waste of time.

No. 961560

>>961554
Sounds like a tax evasion scheme so they can write off all the clothes they buy but I highly doubt they are smart enough to pull that off.

No. 961569

>>961560
I don't think they pay taxes anyway

No. 961575

>>961494
This is actually a good look for her, she looks really pretty.

No. 961581

>>961575
Everything looks good when it's in 240p and shot with a potato…

No. 961583

>>961581
My nigga the dress actually fits for once and goes with her hair/skintone, we have to take what we can get

No. 961584

>>961581
She honestly looks ugly as fuck to me even in 240p. She’s not pretty and never will be and that’s okay

No. 961590

>>961554
They've been publishing these weird pompous articles about whatever outfit LJ wore in a picture since before generative AI was popular. I'm planning sure it's just Laur trying to feed LJ's delusions that she's a real star who has articles written about every outfit.

No. 961592

>>961569
not a chance they pay income taxes, they don’t have enough income
it’s all just delusional cosplay, not a business scheme

No. 961600

>>961592
Laur still owes the IRS 20k. Probably more.

No. 961603

>>961575
The dress doesn’t “fit” if it’s meant to go to the knees and it goes to her ankles. Also why wear a bridesmaid dress to a shrubbery.

No. 961604

File: 1752262567900.jpeg (51.18 KB, 320x480, IMG_7906.jpeg)

>>961603
How it should fit

How to take a photo

No. 961606

>>961603
Laur and Lillee are both so useless. How are you both dwarves but don’t know how to use a sewing machine/hem a dress?

No. 961607

>>961606
Because this dress got promptly returned back to Loft.

No. 961610

>>961600
you can’t write off current business expenses against back taxes, so if they are trying to do a tax fraud against their nonexistent income in order to offset back taxes from the past when Earl and Laur were actually working, they’re even more retarded than any of us thought

No. 961626

File: 1752293178412.jpg (368.94 KB, 1080x1350, 1000064769.jpg)

Here's a better resolution photo. To be so arrogant when you're so ugly. No one wants to see up your potato nose, Lilz. So tired of the tensed neck, sucked in cheeks, and pursed lips pose.

No. 961644

>>961626
Just what I was thinking. She is really ugly… and then does all that stuff, making herself even more ugly. Like her potato nose is something. I don't know why she makes me so angry when I look at her

No. 961646

>>961626
They put the saturation way up to make her hair look red and her eyes look bright blue/green but it also makes her fat nose look red too kek. Also Lillee desperately needs a bra, her physique is terrible but weight loss and a bra would improve it.

No. 961648

File: 1752330386646.png (774.82 KB, 773x560, Screenshot 2025-07-12 162421.p…)

>>961626
>>961646
Corrected the colours.

No. 961662

>>961626
It's the fact that her nose is perpetually red that bothers me. She looks sick all the time. Like she's been wiping it until it turns red.

No. 961691

>>961648
lillee if she was in twilight

No. 961693

File: 1752416024327.jpg (33.84 KB, 563x375, 34ec6a5b7290a12bac4dfa6a2db561…)

What's going on with her face here??

No. 961695

>>961693
If I didn't know better I'd think this was an actual midget wtf kek her head is enormous

No. 961699

File: 1752419632248.jpg (79.77 KB, 564x846, 2915f871da9c82e764a758d7d5ce03…)

>>961695
It's like the head doesn't belong to the body or something like that

No. 961702

>>961693
>>961699
any time i feel bad about my appearance i look at lillee and instantly feel better kek

No. 961703

>>961695
She's legally an actual midget

No. 961712

File: 1752428461123.jpg (377.86 KB, 1074x1358, 1000064773.jpg)

>>961699
Like everything else they fuck up, they are poorly shooping her body. Probably trying to give her a waist and edit her bust. Look at the chain of the purse. In her last photo set they botched her collarbone. Picrel.

No. 961713

>>961712
The magenta dress isn't magenta-ing…

No. 961714

File: 1752429526167.png (1.09 MB, 998x628, Screenshot 2025-07-13 195441.p…)


No. 961718

>>961712
her collarbone is terrifying here kek what were they thinking

No. 961719

>>961693
>>961699
Laur saw people mentioning the shrubbery, so now she's having Lillee go in the garden shed.

No. 961721

File: 1752437359996.jpg (101.48 KB, 460x476, Knights.jpg)

>>961719
By 'people' I'm guessing Laur's referring to picrel.

No. 961725

I guess they got tired of using fake accounts to praise Lillee in the comments? Because this one has 0

No. 961728

>>961725
I literally thought this was a middle aged woman when I was scrolling through /pt/ until I realised it's Lillee

No. 961749

>>961725
this is so sad kek

No. 961758

>>961626
Whos titties are those kek

No. 961759

>>961699
This is actually a cute pic, I feel like she's been trying to switch up her photos lately and I can appreciate that she's finally trying something different. She'd be so much better off humbling herself a little and just being genuine. A photo like this would be a likable upload if it wasn't posted to her delusional pseudo celebrity socials.

No. 961762

>>961759
That pic was altered with ai, you can tell by looking at the strap of her bag.

No. 961771

>>961762
I wonder if the AI is why she looks genuinely retarded and cross-eyed in both pics. And what kind of background is that? It looks like she’s in somebody’s shed.

No. 961786

>>961693
>>961699
>>961762
These definitely have the air of Slop about them. Op nona, where did Lillee post these? Were they in her IG stories, or did you brave her website?

No. 961792

File: 1752530935278.jpeg (1.18 MB, 1179x1644, IMG_1239.jpeg)

>>961786
These pics are 3 years old

No. 961794

>>961786
I got them from her pinterest actually. I guess she is reposting stuff

No. 961795

File: 1752535919018.webm (Spoiler Image,708.37 KB, 720x1280, AQN7k_6QXGXru4v2YGhQkBgzYZbufD…)

>>961794
Laur is also posting ancient pics of Lillee at that free flower-themed event from the same cluster of activities they did in 2022 when they were dodging the eviction notice process server the first time. I can't believe their poor landlord has been dealing with this bullshit for three years.

If they're regurgitating dusty cobwebbed content from three years ago, I wonder if that means they've been out of the staircase house for a while and have already run through their stockpile of b-roll from more recent Shrubbery Shoots.

No. 961797

>>961795
Oh my god, Shrubbery Shoots. You made laugh a lot so thank you. But yeah, Lillee and Laur won't stop reposting the same pics over and over it seems. Like I saw the pic with the red dress 10 times now in her story… Does anyone know if they were evicted or not?

No. 961802

>>961693
Just noticing this now but she honestly looks like a fat dude in a wig here. I feel like there’s a male famous person she resembles in this pic but I can’t put my finger on who

No. 961803

>>961802
Sir Anthony Hopkins??

No. 961814

>>961797
I don't think they have been evicted yet, the court documents would have been updated with an eviction notice.

No. 961815

Primink privated all his videos on both channels. The goblins are up to something, I can feel it.(this is an imageboard)

No. 961820

>>961815
Twitter has been wiped as well. They would be crowing about it I'd were them. Laur can't help herself.

No. 961821

File: 1752585781497.jpg (86.44 KB, 640x1136, Shrubbery.jpg)

>>961795
All she does is repost same photos. We need to look at the shrubbery to determine when the picture was taken.

>>961820
Laur has no problems making everything about Lillee. They still insist that lolcow went offline because of "Lillee's AI revenge porn".

No. 961822

>>961821
She looks like a 40 year old soccer mom.

No. 961825

File: 1752594535248.jpeg (341.72 KB, 1179x2856, IMG_1266.jpeg)


No. 961826

>>961825
Lillee owes income tax?

No. 961830

>>961825
Does this mean Lillee had a job of some kind that we don't know about?

No. 961832

>>961825
Could you provide some context for this, please?

No. 961836

Shrubbery Shoots continues. Lillee performs yet another bitchy monologue.
>Pheodora, in under thirty seconds, sets personal grounds. In her own way, she "flights" out of the situation in an overwhelming confrontation with her own emotions. Though in the company of a friend, what friend would insensitively talk, void of analyzing the sensitive emotional situation Phe is clearly in.

No. 961841

>>961836
Her skits are quite literally ALL the same.
>Lillee plays some bitchy Karen
>Unlike the real Lillee, the bitchy Karen she plays has some small amount of authority which is presumably why the person she’s talking to is hearing her out rather than telling her to get bent
>She’s berating and insulting whoever she’s talking to and acting like they’re beneath her
>Implication that her character is too intelligent or important for menial tasks
>Weird racist/bigoted undertone (derisively saying “someone like you” to a person who’s supposed to be her friend, her supporting characters being played by Hispanic men or having Hispanic names even if offscreen with no actor to play them)

Literally just power fantasies about being nasty and cruel to other people. You’ll never convince me that Lillee is less problematic than Laur when she has the exact same vindictive and entitled outlook. And she really thinks bullshit like this will allow her to weasel her way into Hollywood as America’s next sweetheart kek

No. 961843

>>961836
transcript:
>Okay, I am not like you.
>Okay, you expected me to do all this stuff and this is not I…I don't I don't sit there and come up with these…these ideas.
>That is your job. That's what you're supposed to do. So stop…stop talking to me that way.
>I'm not going to be spoken to that way by you. You're…You're putting me somewhere and I refuse to be put there by somebody like you.

No. 961847

>>961814
Evictions in NY, and NYC in particular, can be hard to pin down a date given that you need to have law enforcement present. We're at a "when, not if" point.

No. 961851

>>961843
All of her characters are young women trying to make up for a lack of competency by yelling. Everyone knows that in any dispute, the first person to raise their voice loses. But…Laur probably baby never taught her Human Interaction 101. It’s one of the MOST important things parents teach their kids - and Laur fucked it up so I don’t think it’s Lillee’s Fault. Where else would she have had a single other role model?? She hasn’t been allowed school, friends, or free access to internet. She’s literally been held prisoner.

No. 961852

>>961851
Reminds me my nana always says “You don’t know what you don’t know,” and those two don’t know SO MUCH. Maybe Laur was raised in a cave too, we don’t know.

But at 18 she got married which Lillee will never be allowed to do.

No. 961854

>>961851
I disagree, I think Lillee is trying to emulate the “angry complex woman” monologues seen in some movies/TV shows like Mad Men or Downton Abbey. Those female characters aren’t wrong for raising their voices. Lillee is just too stupid and can’t conceptualize a situation in which a woman would justifiably raise her voice instead of just being a condescending bitch to someone for no reason. Lillee also has had social interaction in the past but resentfully mentions she wasn’t liked at public school, I think the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree unfortunately but they’re both shitty people at the end of the day.

No. 961860

>>961854
Couldn't agree more with this. There is no complexity or backstory to her skits. Just an angry entitled woman who can't even get a single grammatically correct sentence out, much less any substance to her argument.
>>961836
Yet another therapy session where she gets to air her resentment at the world and play victim by telling people off without anyone saying anything back. In her fantasy, she gets the last word.
>>961843
Could she really be talking to Laur?

No. 961899

>>961725

Comparing her to Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek would be unfair to Moira (but those are the vibes I am getting from this YouTube thumbnail). Seriously, Michael's Crafts want their beads back, WTF is that necklace?

No. 961903

>>961899
I have never watched Schitt’s Creek but I googled Moira Rose and she looks like a cool old goth lady kek Lillee could never

No. 961918

>>961836
Every one of her skits reminds me of a 7 year old child having make believe arguments.

No. 961930

>>961918
I'd love to see her do a scene where the heroine is profoundly regretful. Like Hedda Gabler. For a good laugh. I know it's mean to say, but she's really mean. I think it would be entertaining.

No. 961955

File: 1752761725084.jpg (242.94 KB, 1080x1538, marketing.jpg)

The boomer author likes to call his marketing strategy cheeky. This is probably the stupidest shit I've seen so far. How does tagging Elon Musk or JLo help their book to tv series project?
Despite the daily visibility boosts Lillee struggles to receive likes and comments on Xitter.

No. 961959

>>961955
I highly doubt she's ever read a book let alone this one…

No. 961967

>>961955
What the hell is this post

No. 961968

>>961967
That's a totally legit writer and not a scammer (who did 4 GoFundMe's for the exact same project) who is stroking Lillee's ego so he can do it a 5th time by exploiting her community like he did with the previous directors he appointed for the project.

Joke's on him though bc Lillee doesn't have a real community, good luck squeezing a penny from the 4 pajeets she is paying for her fake online engagement kek.

No. 961986

>>961968
I know this isn’t an impressive or even real gig, but does anyone else wonder how Lillee even got recruited for this? Did she apply herself or did he reach out to her? Did he look at her portfolio of shitty over saturated videos where she’s flailing her bingo wings around and screaming and thought to himself “yeah, this is great direction!”

No. 961988

>>961986
He’s part of a book review exchange circle where no-name authors trade glowing reviews. Laur probably found him thru one of her similar fake deals. If you dig just an inch or two you find how fake this writer guy is. He got a glowing review by Danielle Steel which as a FAKE Danielle Steel account. He’s Laur’s soulmate.(sage your shit)

No. 961989

>>961847
the big break I'm waiting for is when theyre evicted tbh

No. 962028

Apparently Primink going offline has encouraged the goblins to continue slandering.

No. 962029

>>958930
Here's Lillee doing equally bad Rachel imitation

No. 962030

Lillee's therapy session Latest episode of her acting show. Is she out of fresh ideas?

No. 962033

>>962028
She is genuinely retarded. She’s trying so hard to come off as intelligent here but can’t string together a single grammatically correct sentence. She also constantly messes up common phrases, like saying “square this out” in >>962030 instead of “square this away.” Google is free and you should use it to proofread your scripts, you chubby loser.

>>962029
Is this character meant to also be unlikable and uncharismatic, or is that just the Lillee effect?

No. 962035

>>962030
What happened with all the fake accounts praising her in the comments? Now there's only a Indian guy

No. 962046

>>962035
they’re broke and all those credit cards they were using to bankroll the bot farms were no doubt canceled.

No. 962047

>>962028
>>962033
And calling it "the iceberg" twice instead of saying 'tip of the iceberg'.

"The documentary…documents…"
"I chose to direct in a very direct way"
Stay in school, kids.

No. 962057

File: 1752956738386.png (1.01 MB, 974x2944, Swiss.png)

>>962046
That's great because we get to see dumb shit like this.

No. 962058

>>962057
Her trying to go on a tangent about her German grandma at the end of the comment in her Google Translate French kek

If even 10% of Cleore’s followers converted to diehard LJ fans then LJ would still be primarily known as the racist who bought 1M Instagram followers and abuses the YouTube copyright system, no matter how many times she tries to rebrand.

No. 962060

>>962029
I don't remember Rachel having deranged psychopath eyes

No. 962064

>>962057
So what's the point here? Lillee knows how to use Google translate, and this Swiss idiot can't? I mean, it's Shaniqua all over again. Except this time, she's Swiss who can't speak English. Clearly this "Swiss" person dropped out of school really early like Lillee, given Swiss children are taught English starting in early elementary school.

No. 962065

>>962057
>>962058
Do we have any anonymes francophones who know who this clakéosol is, and why they're coming for cleore over lillee? I seem to vaguely remember that cleore was one of the callouts that had some cow-ish tendencies of her own, but surely if someone had a legit gripe with her they wouldn't need to seive through goblin poop to find something to prove that cleore is a fraud or whatever?

No. 962066

>>962065
Cleore was never remotely cowish. This apology is either “Shaniqua” or a troll.

Lillee and Laur are disliked all across Europe and if she wants to fix that, this is not the way.

No. 962067

>>962065
Not French but based on a quick Xitter search it seems that Cleore is feuding with some creator (who is also viewing/posting on these boards so be vigilant) who has a vendetta against her, and they randomly brought up LJ in a video as a talking point even though AFAIK Cleore hasn't mentioned LJ in years. The person in question doesn't seem to actually give a fuck about Lillee, they're just using her as a pawn and maybe want goblin help to harass Cleore because their problem is with her. There are a good amount of people on there pointing out that LJ harassed Cleore so I don't think the needle has moved in LJ's favor.

Laur and LJ are the epitome of the fat, badly dressed, unwashed, lazy, ignorant, racist American stereotype and they certainly would not be liked in Europe kek

No. 962068

>>962067
>badly dressed, unwashed, lazy, ignorant, racist American stereotype

You missed “on welfare”.

No. 962073

>>962065
It's Laur.

No. 962075

>>962065
Personal vendetta + Cleore acting like a hard working white knight while she is just lurking here.
Some random drama between them, using LJ as an example of Cleore using mainly lolcows as source. Not really interesting.(sage your shit)

No. 962076

>>962065
Cleore went for Clakeosol's boyfriend, a streamer whom hunts down groomers and other frauds. He used to support Cleore but she basically called him out on X out of nowhere and flagged him as a harasser (If you consider calling out creeps being harassement.) Long story, but basically, Cleore seems to be fine with harassement only when it comes to cringey lolcows, yet hunting down creeps is where she draws the line apparently lol(sage your shit)

No. 962077

>>962076
Cleore didn’t harass Lillee, Lillee harassed Cleore (along with every other person who’s ever made a video on her) so I’m not sure how much relevance this side plot has to the thread. Definitely sounds like the other person just stretched to use Lillee as a supporting example without knowing or caring that she and Laur are the ones who doxx and harass people.

No. 962085

>>962076
>Clakeosol's boyfriend, a streamer whom hunts down groomers and other frauds.

Just say his name: Shizzle. And he's a lolcow himself.
He multiplies rape threats, death threats, incitement to suicide, easily debunkable gross accusations against his targets (pedophilia, incest, pimping, nazism), doxing full addresses and calling for irl violence after that. I guess the french justice system is so overloaded he thinks he doesn't risk anything for his relatively petty crimes. And he also does that against members of his own online community if they ever realize he goes to far. He had large support over a year ago with some Youtubers with over 100k subscribers lending a helping hand… and they quicky withdrawed their support when they realized how bad of a mad dog he was. Now he's using his own mother's death as an excuse for more illegal actions, and even his brother and sister are shocked at how low he sunk.
Harrassing Cleore and Radis Irradie was probably the last mistake that made him permabanned from X and Youtube.(sage your shit)

No. 962090

>>960833
>The Mongler LIVES!

No. 962092

File: 1753034344062.jpg (453.54 KB, 832x1894, GoogleTranslate1.jpg)

>>962088
Is that the reason why she now has French translation of her tweets?

No. 962093

File: 1753035075599.png (2.08 MB, 1022x4327, GoogleTranslate2.png)

>>962092
Because the content creators don't know how to hit the translate button themselves?

No. 962094

>>962092
>>962093
Someone from their community is making a frenchsub.

No. 962095

>>962093
>retour sur mon parcours
Never change Lillee, never change. kek

No. 962097

>>962092
>>962093
They're gonna dial up their Grandmère John Fronch Toast LARP to maximum levels trying to pretend that Lillee's got a new European fanbase

No. 962099

>>962095
They have no clue how dumb they are, the cow she is givin milk again!

Also they never finished Trapper Trap did they? There was no trapper and no trap. Just her talking to a wig

No. 962106

>>962093
Is she translating into Welsh for her Welsh fans?

There are so many after all.

No. 962107

Even if Lillee was accumulating a French fanbase (which she isn't), what point would there be? She's supposedly trying to go through the American legal system to fight the boolies. And if she ever tries to make French language short films to get fans she would get ridiculed even more, the French indie film industry is no joke + French people are snobby about people not speaking their language correctly. Lillee can't even pronounce French words correctly let alone speak French with any level of fluency.

No. 962116

File: 1753085817478.jpg (354.26 KB, 1069x1670, coucouClaké.jpg)

>>962085
So now she's threatening Cleore to dox her face in retaliation for my post.
Typical behavior of her and her bf: they'll use anything to justify "payback" and continue their grift.

No. 962117

File: 1753087882737.png (137.76 KB, 385x800, dameclakelapaa.png)

>>962076
Clakeosol doesn't like those boards very much for someone who has her goons posting here in defense of herself and her man.

No. 962118

>>962116
>>962117
This is so fucking stupid, this board has nothing to do with Cleore and Clakeosol or whatever her name is. I genuinely could not give less of a fuck about the drama between them or the moid. She should stop trying to bring other people into her bullshit just because she hates Cleore.

No. 962123

>>962116
>>962117
What kind of retarded shit is going on here? Clakeosol (what does that even mean?) doesn't like this site, yet has screenshots of a post that got deleted, and a post that got red texted before the ban. Are you sure you aren't camping in this thread? This sounds like Creepshow Art shit but in French. Noice!

Anyhow, hopefully nonnas only post about these personalities when they have something to do with our main characters.

No. 962126

File: 1753105164073.png (657.85 KB, 1280x1117, Shizzle offering help to islam…)

>>962123
That's because her and her group are lurking here. Thats here they dug up the dox of Cleore by Lillee Jean, that intel being revealed live before 300 people by Shizzle (Clakeosol's boyfriend). And finally Clakeosol's viewers are offering support to Lillee Jean below her videos.

As Shizzle and Clakeosol are pursuing a personal vendetta against Cleore, I wouldn't be surprised they will soon offer Lilly Jean a public testimony against Cleore. This might become relevant very soon.

Picrel is the silly begining of Cleore and Shizzle feud. She just disapproved of him going as far as helping jihadists. Since he can't admit any fault this escalated into doxing attempts, defamations, threats by him and finally the ban of most of his social media accounts.

No. 962128

If you wish to continue discussing Cleore and Clakeosol/Shizzle please create a new thread for them on /snow/. Continued discussion about them that is not directly related to Lillee Jean is banned.

No. 962129

>>962126
I love the implication that a “testimony from Lilly Jean” is worth anything. If anything, Lillee offering you public support makes you look less credible

No. 962130

>>962129
Any testimony offered to them by LJ will be delivered En Fronchtoast ( her poorly sounding out a wall of text she put through Google translate,) and therefore completely unintelligible to anyone in any language.

No. 962132

Wild how French people are supporting Lillee now. Don't they know who she really is??

No. 962133

>>962132
From the looks of it, most of them aren’t supporting her and think it’s stupid that Clarkeseol or whatever is bringing her up. Either way these baguette wars are probably not worth discussing here unless there’s some actual milk relevant to the Truemans. Maybe they’ll get Lillee a role in a chic French film lmao

No. 962134

File: 1753124541677.png (362.32 KB, 1080x1691, 20250721_205908.png)

My god, this b*tch is really delulu. "Looks like Lindsay Lohan and compares to Jennifer Lawrence and Margot Robbie" You wish

No. 962135

File: 1753126533532.jpg (301.92 KB, 1080x1502, model.jpg)

>>962134
>Looks like Lindsay Lohan
KEK! Btw, you don't have to censor words like bitch here.

No. 962136

File: 1753129546357.jpeg (186.48 KB, 1150x1500, IMG_5868.jpeg)

>>962134
This is Lindsay Lohan last year. She looks better at 38 than Lillee does at 24. Lillee is honestly ugly as fuck, no amount of makeup, editing, lighting, or facial posing can make her pretty to me.

Jennifer Lawrence was 20 when she was nominated for her first Oscar and 22 when she won the Best Actress Oscar, which was also around the time she became the it-girl of the decade after being cast as Katniss Everdeen. Margot Robbie was in the Wolf of Wall Street at 22 and was 25 when she first played Harley Quinn. Both of them are excellent actresses as well as exceptionally beautiful and fit, which boosted their Hollywood careers.

Lillee will never become successful because she’ll never be honest with herself and also because she constantly infantilizes herself. Meanwhile, the actresses she seeks to emulate worked much harder to get their big breaks early. Lillee hasn’t even bothered to try and collaborate with actual indie filmmakers in NYC or tried to train and audition for a small role in a stage play because she’s lazy and doesn’t want a professional to give her criticism.

No. 962137

>>962136
Well said nonita, also all of these actresses have real managers and don’t need their mommies to write their reviews or buy them fans.

No. 962151

>>962134
>well-suited for period pieces…from ancient medieval times
Yeah ok sure, like Disheveled Peasant Woman #3 smacking dingy clothes on a rock by a river in the out of focus background in a blink and you miss it scene or something.

No. 962157

>>962151
Actually, she wouldn't be able to do that either. Seriously. There is a certain physicality to specific movements, and even if it's not a speaking role, there are many professional actors who would know how to perform smacking dingy clothes on a rock in an authentic way. The actor, even if it's for a split second, has to convince the audience that they have crouched in the river and laboriously beat clothes clean for years starting as a child. Lillee would not know how to do that because she doesn't know how to use her body for performance.

>>962136
Lillee foolishly believes these actresses got where they are by being pretty and charming and inherently talented, whatever those words mean to her. Because she believes she has those attributes she can't understand why she isn't at their level professionally already. By this reasoning, she thinks she is entitled to their fame, and that it's all just a numbers game, meaning she just has to find that one producer who will see what she sees and make her into a star.

Wake the fuck up Lillee. You're what, 24? 25? Your life isn't a fantasy cartoon. You have far more privileges than a lot of people in this country so take your life seriously and start learning how to be self sufficient. I don't want my tax dollars going to supporting your adult ass.

No. 962159

File: 1753176469821.mp4 (562.27 KB, 720x1280, Bonjour.mp4)


No. 962160

>>962157
Lillee is stupid as fuck if she actually thinks this. Every other waiter/bartender in LA is a very attractive young person trying to break into the acting or modeling industries, and most of them never will. Many have formal acting educations, agents, and aren’t deformed narcissistic dwarves. She has no idea how cutthroat the industry is.

>>962159
I have intermediate French knowledge and can still tell that this Google translate French is awful and she’s speaking with the gnarliest American accent kek

No. 962165

>>962160
All Lillee’s age group who are serious have already finished film school or dramatic arts college. She wasted those years inside with an insane mother, playing pretend in her mirror. It seems like that’s going to be her life.

No. 962166

>>962159
>>962160
The way she pronounces "merci" shows this is maybe the second time in her life she's ever spoken the word. The absolutely most basic quotidian French "er" sound is lost to her.

No. 962168

>>962166
French speaker here. This literally makes me hate her. This is disgusting and offends all sensibilities.

No. 962169

File: 1753207767676.jpg (61.52 KB, 955x593, Gwd0ptxWkAAiSG9.jpg)

>>962132
>>962133

When LJ has a history of harassment, threats and manipulation, and their first instinct is to make fanart of her kek

No. 962170

>>962169
She looks disgusting and deformed in this picture while the crying girl looks cute so at least it’s accurate

No. 962171

>>962169
What the shit?! This girl can't even draw. That picture is clearly traced. Somebody please make a thread for them on /snow/! It's giving Shantony + Emily Artful vibes already. Kek!

>>962126
Doxing and death threats. Just like the Bri'ish girl. Goblin orbiters are not the best people.

No. 962173

>>962159
If she had stayed in school and gone to class, she might have learned enough high school French to at least learn the bare minimum like the phonetics of the language so she could better pretend.

Lillee there's no French people watching your talent-free garbage, but if there were, they wouldn't catch a single mush-mouth word you said. Nothing was pronounced even close to properly. You might as well have said "ooh-la-la boukou omelet rawndayvou"

No. 962174

>>962173
This, and they also teach about French culture and norms in French because the teachers have generally lived there for a while. Lillee’s horror movie grin and insincere over dramatic gestures would be offensive to the average French person. So would her fast food diet and lack of well-fitting clothes.

No. 962175

>>962159
i speakez le french and she's hard to understand, atrocious accent

No. 962180

>>962175
Laur must really hate her to let her think this is ok when it’s truly humiliating. Laughingstock videos are tough to live down.

No. 962187

>>962159
tf is she even saying?

"___ in New York. Thanks, France, for your love and well wishes. I love you!"

No. 962188

>>962187
Why don't they visit France if they have fans there? Another way to dodge the eviction notices. Just ask Jamario to lend them some money. Go to Paris and Lillee can connect with her grandmere John. She's clearly fluent so she should have no problem. Have a fan meet up. It's not like they have jobs so they have plenty of time.

No. 962191

>>962188
there are too many senegalese and algerians in france for them to handle. laur would have a meltdown within five minutes of getting off the metro at barbès.

No. 962203

File: 1753262374300.png (628.66 KB, 1226x1080, timeless.png)

Here's some of that "timeless beauty" Captions by Laur:
>Lillee Jean the hat Queen #lilleejean @lilleejean
>Lillee Jean the 1940s Queen #lilleejean @lilleejean

No. 962208

>>962203
NOT trying to be funny. I legit saw this and thought she had a bucket on her head.

No. 962209

File: 1753276718615.png (43.42 KB, 347x306, Screenshot 2025-07-23 151810.p…)

>>962208
I thought it was a plant pot kek

No. 962213

>>962188
They already maxed out all of their credit cards on bot followers. There's nothing left for two one way tickets to frogtown nonnie. Laur's gotta drink her boxed wine after all…

No. 962215

>>962169
The artist who made her logo and self portrait is not credited.

His name is Abdrrahim El Ghmari. He is open for commissions.

If it’s true she took credit then she has no respect for working artists.

No. 962224

>>962215
Really, where did you get the name of the artist? If I’m not mistaken she claims to have designed both on her own.

No. 962232

>>962224
Ian Kay exercise guy gave it away, Laur(hi cow)

No. 962235

File: 1753319216205.jpeg (474.29 KB, 750x980, IMG_7987.jpeg)

>>962224
His trademark is either a halo or a crown over every head. Never change, dummies.

No. 962238

File: 1753323138197.jpeg (44.73 KB, 392x534, IMG_6783.jpeg)

>>962203
it’s giving Lucy and Ethel

No. 962241

File: 1753327415426.jpeg (173.79 KB, 738x431, IMG_7991.jpeg)

>>962240
Interesting hat history.(ai outside of containment)

No. 962244

File: 1753329010996.jpeg (606.03 KB, 738x1015, IMG_7993.jpeg)

>>962241
Laur claims her best friend owns Worthpoint but Worthpoint doesn’t have a single owner.

No. 962256

File: 1753356803068.jpeg (158.06 KB, 750x652, IMG_7998.jpeg)

>>962244
She lies about fucking everything.(ai outside of containment)

No. 962258

>>962256
Did you really need to ask ChatGPT if Lillee is lying? Kek

No. 962259

>>962244
If Laur has rich tech CEO best friends why don’t they lend her some rent money? Also if Lillee is truly wearing some handmade designer hat, she has a special talent of making something apparently high-quality look like it’s from Shein.

No. 962264

>>962244
Correction, Laur sucked off knows a guy in Chinatown who specializes in making knockoff flapper hats that look vaguely similar to designer brands.

No. 962266

>>962259
If she’s best friends with that guy it’s not on any social media and he’s always lived in Georgia. So he’s her pen pal?

No. 962267

>>962259
>>962266

This is why all these claims of notable connections don't make sense. Laur claims to be "best friends" with wealthy people. If she's so close to Kobe's widow that she helped her organize his funeral, surely she can borrow some money to pay rent? What about all those Hollywood contacts from her "prop master" jobs? James Dees, Lillee's best friend? Remember him? A very wealthy gay man in his 30s whose best friend is a teenage girl? He owns homes in Manhattan and the Hamptons. He made Lillee a custom bridesmaid's dress for his wedding to Mario. Their fashion line is so exclusive that you can't find it anywhere. They can't let them stay in that huge Hamptons mansion?

There's no way anyone who even remotely knew what they were doing would allow the Truemans near genuine artifacts that are museum quality. No true fashion historian would allow fragile hats to sit atop unwashed hair.

No. 962269

>>962267
Always jumping on someone else’s train.

Like Arsenio Hall hit on her when she went clubbing with Shaniqua.

No. 962271

>>962244
"Best friend" to Laur means she spoke to Will a couple of times and he was polite and friendly to her. If my best friend's family was being evicted, I would do what I could within my means to find them a new home. I'd let them stay with me while they searched. If I could afford to pay down what they owed the landlord to buy them more time while they looked for another place, I would. I'm sure most anons here would do the same. My point is that we don't toss around "best friend" as casually as the Truemans do. But it doesn't matter because they're lying anyway.

Lillian Head was born in the 1920s. This means that she lived through Jim Crow. It's possible she knew family members who were alive during her lifetime who were once slaves. Her road to being a milliner was not easy, despite her talent. I wonder, were Ms Head still alive, Lillee would tell her to shut the fuck up about slavery.

No. 962291

>>962269
>Like Arsenio Hall hit on her when she went clubbing with Shaniqua.

kek I always forget about the Shaniqua lore from the earlier threads. It’s still wild looking back

No. 962294

>Your too much is my lazy day
Girl you haven't worked a real job a day in your life…

No. 962296

File: 1753441765868.jpeg (408.33 KB, 828x678, IMG_5881.jpeg)

>>962294
The looks of Lindsay Lohan, apparently

No. 962300

File: 1753452569981.jpg (Spoiler Image,25.76 KB, 640x480, images.jpg)

>>962203

Hardcore Blue Steel vibe here.

No. 962306

>>962296
What is going on with that phone?

No. 962308

>>962306
Jay Leno called, he wants his chin back.

No. 962309

>>962308
Habsburg jaw, it's that royal blood in her.

No. 962316

File: 1753473587087.png (803.69 KB, 591x669, Screenshot 2025-07-25 125928.p…)

>>962203
ah yes. the timeless beauty of lillee jean

No. 962317

>>962316
Her potato nose gets worse every time I see it

No. 962339

>>962309
Habsburg, the famously inbred royal family.

No. 962343

>>962294
Her intro audio being her nasally off-tune “goodbyeeee” is so odd

No. 962346

File: 1753505678454.jpg (146.16 KB, 1077x1095, 1000069033.jpg)

>>962294
The amount of grease in her hair never fails to astound me. You know she smells so bad.
Never noticed one pupil being larger than the other.

No. 962356

>>962343
kek I never knew it was goodbye! I always head it as uh uh bah ah

No. 962360

>>962346
She honestly looks like Amy Schumer but with darker hair and a bigger nose

No. 962361

File: 1753561481069.png (2.15 MB, 2282x1080, LaurYouSlut.png)

Here's some photos tweeted by Lillee's true and honest fan. The first two look a bit older. Laur is a married woman yet sends this kind of photos to other men.

>>962346
Lillee's whole face is asymmetric. Look at the third photo. Her eyelids are drooping and for some reason she decided to make it more obvious with that one-sided eyeshadow. See how she smirks. That's because she is trying to compensate her uneven face.

No. 962363

Even after all of the filters, photoshop and elaborate face rigging (wide eyes, cheeks sucked in, lips pushed out in a smug smirk, etc.) she is still extremely hideous.

No. 962364

>>962361
Why are Laur and Lillee both so obsessed with off-shoulder tops? They’re usually only cute on women with bony modelesque shoulders or some muscle tone.

No. 962378

>>962361
luar does not look like that kek how many filters did they use on her?

No. 962387

>>962316
It's sad thinking this is her prime

No. 962404

>>962387
It’s what she deserves honestly. Ugly racist weirdo who will never get to experience being attractive yet still tries to build her identity around a beauty she doesn’t have. Tragic.

No. 962414

File: 1753641072214.png (4.32 MB, 2048x1152, Laur5head.png)

>>962361
More. Kek.

No. 962425

>>962414
MMMOOOTTTHHHEERRRRRRRRR!!!!

No. 962426

>>962404
Racist against who?

No. 962429

>>962426
Read prior threads and catch up, nonna.

No. 962430

>>962429
Don't feel like it.

No. 962433

>>962430
then gtfo and stop posting to be spoonfed, retard

No. 962434

>>962433
No.(infighting)

No. 962437

>>962434
okay cool

No. 962447

File: 1753694106887.png (420.27 KB, 1080x798, snooker.png)

>>960630
I wonder if the snooker legend Jimmy White is aware that he will appear in this series. I haven't found any source of him actually commenting about it. No social media post about the project. Not acknowledging the constant spam by the goblins and the author.

Found these articles that are just summing up the Deadline article. No comment from the legend himself.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/35583370/snooker-jimmy-white-tv-crime-drama/
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/2073336/jimmy-white-Wuhan-Open-snooker

No. 962490

>>962447
Why is Charlotte Kirk’s film studio hashtagged - Primal Empire is not involved whatsoever.

No. 962516

>>962414
That goblin toy next to her pic. Poetic.

No. 962517

File: 1753773921116.jpeg (95.43 KB, 1105x892, download.jpeg)

>>961499
They were able to record this one, and as you can see Lillee is not in a shrubbery.

No. 962520

File: 1753779652545.jpg (234.12 KB, 1080x1460, restingBitchFace.jpg)

New pic for nonnies to nitpick.

>>962490
I know, right. It's almost like these journos don't fact check anything when they write these puff pieces.

No. 962532

>>962520
Her face is getting more saggy on one side. Must be from the neglected dental care?

No. 962551

Saggy face, saggy tits, saggy stomach and saggy ass all before the age of 25. Beyond fucking tragic.

No. 962557

>>962517
Does she usually blur her background? It looks like an office space here.

No. 962561

Why is she blurring the background now? It seems they are super broke now. They stopped buying comments/views on youtube/facebook

No. 962562

>>962561
>48 views in 13 hours
>no comments

tragic

No. 962565

>>962562
Nashville East Coast Film Partnership, who are producing Write to Kill have a website showing their beautiful offices. Unfortunately one photo is from an Amazon home decor listing, and another is from a real estate listing in Russia.

So we’re gonna need more cookies for all the good milk they’re pouring.

No. 962566

>>962565
The owner of this “company” just launched the website in 2025. Previous experience include selling 18 copies of a book about how to buy a condo.

No. 962567

>>962517
It's one of those fake backgrounds you can pick on zoom etc.

No. 962574

>>962567
Laur’s vibe has attracted her tribe.

No. 962576

File: 1753879822625.jpeg (110.79 KB, 750x206, IMG_8106.jpeg)

>>962562
The way she hashtags and adds links to every possible permutation of her name and includes her ancestor’s religion that she doesn’t practice…fuck she’s insane and doesn’t care who knows it

No. 962590

>>962566
delusional scammers joining forces like the saddest grift Voltron

No. 962592

>>962576
300 variations of her name but a single tag related to her interviewee

No. 962604

>>962565
>>962566
Scammers scamming scammers scamming scammers, and not a whiff of talent or a single dollar among them. Laur and Lillee are proof that sometimes people do get exactly what they deserve.

No. 962611

>>962604
Laur knows it’s all fake but yet again I’m wondering if Lillee knows a damn thing. If Lillee also knows, then what’s their endgame, why bother.

No. 962621

>>962576
nonnas imagine a teenager wanting to watch a video about soliloquies for a school project and accidentally typing it the wrong way and stumble upon this video of Lillee Jean kek

No. 962655

>>962561
They are lurking here and used fake accounts to praise Lillee again lmao. They should be more concerned about knowing where they are going to live…

No. 962660

>>962655
The video had less than 100 views and 0 comments in the first 24 hours. In the last 24 hours it had 50 views and 25 comments. Those are very unnatural statistics and everybody who is a bit familiar with how social media works knows this.

No. 962663

>>962611
Wondered this too. I think Lillee knows this "project" is bs. But the Truemans are dumb enough to believe that these efforts are an "investment" that will have high returns in the form of a fabulous acting career for Lillee. So the grift is in a way a sincere, if not wildly misguided, effort to get Lillee fame and fortune. Lillee and Laur believe that putting in minimal effort into something and talking it up will do the job of actual talent and hard work.

No. 962664

>>962663
Can anyone name ONE successful celebrity who faked fans, faked making films, faked attending the Met Gala, faked running from paparazzi, faked knowing Johnny Depp, faked winning awards, faked faked faked, need I go on??

Any shot she ever had, her mother shit on with has racism and mental illness. She never climbs back from all the shit Laur did.

No. 962666

>>962611
Lillee definitely knows. Her and Laur are retarded and have no idea how these industries work because they have no understanding of what actually makes content- whether that’s acting, singing, makeup tutorials, or dancing- good. They don’t realize that people put hard work into their craft. Influencers aren’t nearly as impressive as classically trained actors, but they still put more time and effort into scripts, filming, and video ideas than Lillee ever has. Lillee and Laur genuinely think that Lillee can get by in a multi billion dollar industry solely based off of the fact that she’s pale and has blue-ish eyes. She tries to mimic famous actresses in her clips but has a total lack of understanding of what made those performances work because she’s stupid, self-centered, and not to mention ugly. The rumors that people are now being cast in movies based on the size of their social media following also encourages the Truemans to keep buying fake engagement.

No. 962672

>>962604
What I wonder about the most is, does Lillee realize she's that far behind in life?
They stopped revealing so much about their private lives, but in previous threads we saw evidence that Lillee spent most of her free time sleeping and playing with dolls. Does she not yearn to have friends or a relatitonship? Certainly she knows that other 23 year olds don't interact exclusively with their parents, and that they actually do things with their time. It would be frustrating and depressing to anyone to have so little contact with the outside world and so little variety in what they do with their time. I don't think her being low IQ would explain that away either.
What do you guys think? Her psyche is what interests me the most about these threads even though we get so little info on it.

No. 962675

>>962672
I personally don’t think LJ even wants friends. She’s very jealous of other women and wouldn’t be able to handle having friends who are more attractive than her or friends who have boyfriends. I think she wants a romantic partner very badly and has for a long time hence why she dreamed up Philippe, but it would probably be hard for her to find a partner depending on what she expects out of him- tall, attractive guys in their 20s have many, many better options in NYC even if they don’t make money. If she went with someone as ugly as herself and/or older she might be able to get somewhere, but she’s also in debt which turns off potential partners. Lillee also generally doesn’t seem like a very kind or interesting person and probably wouldn’t make a very good friend or partner.

No. 962677

>>962666
>Her and Laur are retarded and have no idea how these industries work because they have no understanding of what actually makes content
I'd go further and say they have no understanding of adulting. How to live life right and make good decisions. Look beyond themselves, not just say that they do. They don't know what self reflection means. Good content comes from knowing you don't know everything and you are a mere speck in the world. Good actors know how to embody a character because they know that character's whole life up to the point of that point in the scene. Lillee doesn't know that having humility is not the same thing as being humiliated. She can't be humble because Laur told her she was already born with everything she needs to succeed. Well Laur, congratulations. You have a 24 year old adult daughter who can't provide for herself and lives with her parents.

>>962672
>>962675
>I personally don’t think LJ even wants friends.
Agree. Lillee knows that in the real world, she doesn't have control over how others behave. In her fantasies, she can be mean and others will cower. She can act seductive and the men will fall in love with her. If she can't have these things, she would rather be her own friend. Laur won't ever judge, abandon, criticize, challenge her, and she is just fine with that. But a small part of her does want friends and a partner. She's too afraid to get rejected so she doesn't want to put in the work.

No. 962680

>>962663
Wish.com Angelynne

No. 962693

"Super intense"

No. 962694

File: 1754008234207.jpeg (348.63 KB, 612x1029, IMG_8120.jpeg)

>>962517
Perlmutter paid $5 so he could be on a magazine like when Lillee was on Teen Vogue.

No. 962696

>>962693
I love that bushes are just part of her brand, now. Lillee Jean: Our Queen in The Shrubbery

No. 962698

>>962696
If I knew how, I would make it but as I can't, would be grateful to the person who can make that gif of Homer disappearing backwards into the hedge wall but with Lillee.

No. 962699

File: 1754012398733.jpeg (67.49 KB, 750x186, IMG_8124.jpeg)

>>962698
My sides. Editing? There are 10 year old Yourubers who edit 1000 times better than this seizure-inducing rubbish. I don’t think she even tries.

No. 962710

>>962532
tmj likely, the affected side will get worn down, so it’s pretty common for the face to take this shape after time (she seems young for it to have gotten this bad tho)

No. 962711

File: 1754047865547.png (644.43 KB, 558x792, Screenshot 2025-08-01 133035.p…)

>>958822
Yeah still a mystery to me how we got that one wrong kek

No. 962720

>>962711
It’s only 6 inches from her ass to the back of her knees, what hell even is this disorder called

No. 962728

>>962711

Is she doing magic tricks at amateur night in the backyard?

No. 962732

>>962728
Would take one hell of a trick to make that ass disappear.

No. 962740

File: 1754079023445.mp4 (427.09 KB, 720x1280, WQ9ZDhkMDJi.mp4)

>>962696
>Lillee Jean: Our Queen in The Shrubbery
Nailed it!

>>962698
Great idea! I hope someone does it.

No. 962741

File: 1754079475077.jpeg (173.51 KB, 1080x1921, download.jpeg)

>>962694
This dude has (self) published tutorial books about social media and this is how he posts stories on insta.

No. 962742

Here's a video with timestamp where the author basically admits the whole thing is a scam. The interviewer asks a legit question about his unconventional approach to getting this TV show made. He starts rambling about celebrities and avoids giving a straight answer. Then he finally admits that no network or production company has greenlit it.
Anyone who knows anything about the industry can tell you that Perlmutter's method guarantees that the show will never air.

>>962561
This has zero credibility.
>I'm a writer, I love writing
>Name-dropping
>marketing
These two are perfect together!

>>962566
They should write a book about how to not get a TV show greenlit next.



Delete Post [ ]
[Return] [Catalog]
[ Rules ] [ ot / g / m ] [ pt / snow / w ] [ meta ] [ Server Status ]