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No. 651964

If you're new, here's a summary of why she's a cow:

Kiki Kannibal, Lilou Vos, Kirsten Ostrenga, Sperg-Chan, Keeks, Dakota's sister, whatever you wanna call her, has rebranded herself… as an SJW! Just as her previous threads died out, how ironic.

Following her Wal-Mart candids, Kiki abandoned the internet, only stopping in here and there to warn against internet stalkers and to post animal gore in the name of saving animals.

Bored with playing Sarah McLachlan on Twitter, she's graduated to giving out advice to sexual assualt victims and calling out every guy who has ever sexually assaulted her in paragraph long threads. Why now? Because #metoo.

Her new callouts include Romeo Lacoste, Jonny Craig (Someone's been triggered from reading the TND threads), and some random Sony executive on a plane, which seems to be the most recent account.

She also posted a badly scripted, hard-to-watch, two part video on her Twitter regarding sexual assault.
Video: https://mobile.twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/1108539788007632896

It's speculated she's still in Florida because anons recognized her Florida bedroom in the video above and there have been no signs of Bobby.

At least she's trying to do something positive? I think she's just going public so she can have an excuse to give if anyone ever uncovers the Sperg-Chan stuff.

Oh, I forgot, Room 8 finally came out and now we see why she gave up on acting.

See previous thread for links to the stuff mentioned above:

Active links:

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mmmkikikannibal


YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl
IMDb: http://www.imdb.me/lilouvos
Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
Backstage: https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/
Patron: https://www.patreon.com/lilouvos
Sperg-Chan Summary: https://lolcow.farm/kiki

No. 651969

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Here's some screenshots of her Twitter SJW tier ranting to start the thread off. 1/3

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No. 651983

kiki looks pretty cute in that picture, she wears photoshop well

No. 652009

huh. whoever this is, it's likely not a celebrity cause he wouldn't be slumming it in coach with Kiki.
maybe it was just some creeper that told her he was working on some major project to impress her.

No. 652048

Part of me feels like Kaka might not have neccesarily given up on acting, but maybe she tried too hard to mooch off Bobby for a free place to live in LA for what she thought would have been just until her career took off, but ended up back in FL because of the sky high rent prices in LA and not having her own car. Either that, or she tried to walk into another rape/#metoo "sexual assault" by acting intentionally brand new around some creep and ruining her professional connections she built with those student films.

Her being allegedly spotted in Chicago could have been her staying with relatives to nurse her ego after LA.

No. 652050

Oh and don't forget to mention her empty Instagram account for following and commenting on her sister's posts: lilsadlouvos

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ffs can't she just focus on doing something meaningful instead of just tweeting @ celebrities about some supposed sexual assault.

It just seems like another fanatical tactic to take shortcuts with her acting career. She probably has hopes of being in the documentary.

No. 652065

Her account of her Romeo experience was included in one of those YouTube drama videos. Her name was blurred out so that means she was asked permission to use her name in the video and she denied it or the person creating the video knows she’s an asshole that will copyright strike anything with her name in it lol

No. 652083

Her one and only goal has always been, and will always be to be a famous victim pf a celevrity rapist. I think her parents convincing her Danny raped her as a teen just to cover the fact that they tried to entrap him & got him killed for dumping her really fucked her head up long term. It's like she only wants fame and attention based on pity and shame instead of passion or art.

No. 652126

I actually believe Kiki was assaulted as a teen but more blame need to be directed at her parents for continuously allowing her to be alone with older guys without proper supervision. A 14 year old should have never been allowed to hang out with anyone older than 18. Her mom focused so much on Kiki's haters, she left her vulnerable to predators over and over again.

No. 652136

Wasn't she one of the girls who were creeped on/harassed by Blood on the Dance Floor back in the day? Or Dahvie Vanity?

No. 652142

that was jessie slaughter

No. 652172

mte all her stories about her teenage escapades involve her parents dropping her off to hang with older guys. jonny craig tweeted her parents dropped her and kooter off. there was another guy she had a fight with at a mall and she had some story about how she was crying and calling for her dad to come get her while cars kept driving by and she was scared.

No. 652464

I want to slather her face like a low quality steak. Turn that meat into a neenish tart(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 652467

If that were the case then why would she do this >>652083 in addition to taking huge breaks from social media? Trainwreck as she may be, adult keeks doesn't have the same attention-seeking issue that most cows do. If you take any given threat on lolcow chances are that you'll see attention-seeking behavior that keeks hasn't displayed since she was a kid, if at all.
No that was after keek's peak and an 11yo girl, though allegedly they preyed on other girls too.
Well yeah, her parents are horrible people who didn't and don't give a shit about their daughters beyond living vicariously through them. The biggest thing that makes these 'i was sexually assaulted by this guy and this guy and this guy etc' stories believable from her is that she was put in a position to be exploited by her parents. It's not unlike the rumors of child actors getting passed around in the industry but much more pathetic given that it was for internet fame.
This is an imageboard for women…

No. 652513

I think the huge breaks were her trying to hide her being back in Florida/not in LA. Kaka only likes to show off when she's doing well or when she's just been ~raped~ for the 100th time.

No. 652665

anon wtf is wrong with you

No. 653277

I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but I've always wondered how Kiki gets assaulted so much. Especially for someone who never leaves their house.

Over the years, she has talked about being assaulted/abused/almost kidnapped by many different strangers.

Like wtf, Kiki? How does that happen so much to one person? I just don't understand.

No. 653394

Some of it is hysteria and the rest of it is likely because people who’ve been assaulted or exploited through childhood are more than twice as likely to experience it repeatedly as adults until they get therapy or work out their issues. Keeks is likely still arrested from her teen years and is continually revictimized as a result.

No. 653396

the way i see it, she has such level of paranoid delusion that anyone who walks up to her on the street asking for directions is an insane killer who has been stalking her for years planning her murder. and any person who happens to smile at her is a dangerous rapist lol

No. 653432


Why is that? They're more likely to put themselves into dangerous situations or what?

No. 653441

things like poor boundaries, draw towards what is familiar (abusive situations or people) and in general, abusers have a radar for vulnerable people. she is nuts but is probably extremely malleable to whoever she is attached to

No. 653637

she has claimed this 4 times that i am aware of.
- Danny, the reason being because her dumbfuck parents allowed a boy to come live with them in her daughter's bedroom (wouldn't have made a difference whether he was 17 or 19 imo. he was still going to fuck her when they turned their backs).
- the guy from the concert (?) whatever it was. Again her parents put her in that situation, dropping off their underage daughters alone in zone of strangers. Hell knows how he got her in a room alone with him to ask her to blow him.

- guy on the plane.
- a story of when she was working in retail and a customer tried to lure her into his car.

Call it slut-shaming if you want, but I think half of these scenarios happened because her parents were irresponsible as fuck and put her in dangerous situations. And the other half because well.. because she likes to dress like a anime dominatrix out in public, with short skirts and dog collars. If random everyday women get harassed by pigs for just going out, then it's not surprising that someone like her is a magnet for this kind of attention.

No. 653712


It's been more than 4 times.

I've been following Kiki for over a decade now, and every year she always tweets about new ones right after they happen. At least she did before she went into hiding.

Like once she was working in a store and a guy tried to drag her out. Idk if anyone remembers that.

No. 653714


Oh, oops. You mentioned the store one.

There were also countless stories of her being harassed by guys in her classes.

No. 653837

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right, i remember the one about her class too.
1. a brief story time video about how a guy physically forced her to sit on his lap.
2. a homophobe tweet about a lesbian teacher sexually harassing her and how disgusted she was.

a 3rd reason of why there are so many of these "stories" is probably because she is just over-paranoid that everyone wants her and exaggerates + lowkey loves to brag it. before PULL started mocking her for it, her and kooter used to make countless humblebrag tweets about strangers doing/saying all kinds of things to them for being "pretty". and that included a ton of supposed unwanted sexual attention.

No. 653863

Pretty much. Usually they come from broken homes with parents who were abusive to them or just dysfunctional, and abuse becomes what they know. And of course certain personality disorders and addiction issues can reduce someone's ability to judge other people properly or make them desperate enough to end up in relationships that are bad for them. Predators, on the other hand, are good at reading people (at least with respect to how vulnerable they are to predation) and can detect potential targets very easily.

Keeks grew up in a fucked up family situation and may or may not have been molested as a child (including pushing random legal adults onto her as a teen), based on her recent social media posts. That would definitely make her more vulnerable to abuse. Her recent accusations are complicated by her previous(?) paranoid obsession with sexual harassment, but victims of abuse usually are far from perfect. It could be that she was/is lying about some things and being truthful about others.(armchair)

No. 653886

Still pushing that "she was molested by scott" narrative with no proof I see. Nothing about what you said describes the Ostrengas. She did not grow up in a "fucked up family situation", in the way of abuse, mental disorders or addictions. I don't even know where the fuck you get that from, unless it's projecting. There was another anon (or was it you?) on this thread years ago who first tried to start the rumor that she was sexually abused and admitted in the post that they were, and that's how they "saw the signs". If that's you, please stop projecting. You're not a psychologist, and her tweets are not your evaluations.

No. 654008

Christ I want to blast her face. Leave me with her asshole and I will give the world the second picture of a black hole(Begone, Male)

No. 654015

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No. 655712

God I want to destroy her mouth, face and asshole…

I bet she loves taking a beating(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 655713

Hi kiki, why do you do this?

No. 655714

Schizo. Prepare thyself for my cum(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 656393


calm the fuck down elliot rodgers

No. 656418

frankly i think you're right about it being a humblebrag.
the assault survivors that i've known don't really bring it up on a frequent basis. even people that i know who are go-go dancers, cosplay models, strippers, etc., and have countless interactions with drunk dudes overstepping their boundaries don't bring any of that up unless it's relevant to the conversation.
kiki equals being sexually targeted with being attractive. like 'ooh i'm so pretty men just can't control themselves around me'. in reality there are men who will just leap at anything that breathes and has a pussy, but to her it's a validation of how beautiful she is.

No. 656502

This. When she called out Mayim Bialik for her stupid article about being too ugly to proposition she said she made it seem like she was bitter at those women for being desired. Sexual assault isn't about desire, it's an act of violence and cruelty. She buys into the men can't control themselves around attractive women stuff that she would've been told isn't true if she went to a normal school.

No. 656518

Kiki thinks that everything happens or doesn't happen to her because of her supposed superiority. Haters? They're jealous of her fame. Girl is a bitch to her? She's jelous of her looks. Guy rejects her? She's too good for him anyway. It's only natural that she buys into that sexual assault myth. Also, they teach about sexual assault in school? That must be a new thing.

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I follow sherliza n she made a video of kooter it wasn’t offensive at all n kaka had it deleted lol bitch is alive

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and now she's going to try to do something about it.

No. 663365

She easily can. It's just pictures, half of which the Ostrengas don't even own. It's 100% fair use and she can counterclaim and get it right back. I wish the Ostrengas were relevant enough for some kind of Streisand Effect to come from this.

No. 663588

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Keeks have active on twitter trying to act all innocent SJW. Who is she trying to fool.

No. 663607

How is it possible to be this much of a hypocrite? It's certainly hasn't been a decade since she was spamming lolcow with gore and posts about wanting to gut Taylor R.

Never change Keeks, you will always be a huge bitch.

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to be fair, the "I'm going to gut this bitch" post was actually her falseflagging death threats about herself. though that's arguably even worse

No. 663930


Her family is fucked up, without a doubt. You don't have to be beaten to a pulp on a daily by your heroin daddy to suffer mental health consequences from abusive parental behavior and neglect, just saying

No. 663933

Isn't kiki 30 nowadays so why are we blaming family, wtf? She's a grown woman or are you all armchairing womenchildren?. I've been reading her lolcow posts again ever since she has come up with a new persona and she legitimately makes me scared to death. Like I think we all would do this if we could, whiteknighting a lil bit for ourselves if we were in the situation of being e-bullied, but she's taking it too fucking damn far. Like the threatening herself part was fucked up, and proves she wants to victimize herself so much (well people always do that I guess but it's still scary to see it) just to get attention (or the thread deleted? Both? She knows it doesn't work yet she keeps trying and makes everything worse again and again to the point kota is starting to facepalm, I mean what milk did kota have? Muh homophobia when she was a fucking kid? Nitpicking? Having such an embarassment of a 30 year old balding sister?

Whoever dates her, needs to run as far as possible. I don't think after that weirdo Danny anyone harassed her at any more deeper level than catcalling, she is most definitely immune for any pervert or human being and if she continues her antics she will likely die alone.

And then I am scared even more when I see her new tweets, what the fuck? It is funny in a trainwreck way and scary at the same time. I just advice her to fix her shit and do something useful. The flagging videos and LARPing at age fucking 30 all to get infamous attention is so sad. Jimmy Star is some doing this as well but he's doing it right at least. We don't see your millions anywhere, kiki. Whatever you're doing, stop. It isn't being funny anymore. Her persona is just straight-out horrifying. I need to clear my history browser and I regret checking her out to see how she's doing. Jesus.

No. 664245

So much this. I just pity her now. Everything about her makes me cringe. We are about the same age, and I would be mortified if I was living with my parents, patting myself on the back for being in a couple of student films and thinking myself so brave for wearing my vegan leather bondage gear in public in a world full of sexual predators who want to assault me because of my kira kira princess from mars beauty. Jesus christ dude I know some people are late bloomers but she seems to be perpetually mentally stuck at 14 years old

No. 664256

Her living with her parents makes me lean towards more that there was no physical/sexual abuse going on with them. I think she was talking about encounters she had on the internet and with Danny.
Yeah, still awful, but she hasn't grown through it or helped herself at all. Unfortunately the same things have happened to so many girls, at this age more often it has been at least worked on, have gotten therapy, and improved. She likes too much to be a victim to be able to work through it healthily. She hasn't changed or grown at all. Most likely never will.

No. 664308


From what i vaguely recall from the GetOffMySpace days (oh lordy) the dad was intent on making Kiki an internet famous scene kid, who knows how much of that was consensual. She was definitely oversexualised and used as a cash cow by her own father (Koti too), and that's got to leave a dent in the psyche.

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How is she still convinced that she has been 'targeted by a small group of persistent predators for over half of my life'? Where did she even get that idea to start with?

>Hopefully one day the internet will be a safer place for freedom of expression without insane amounts of abuse

It's sad to say but that's simply never going to happen. It sucks, but people will always be mean on the internet. All content creators face this crap but they don't break down constantly, they learn to deal with it.

She's still stuck on the same old things, I really wish she'd get some proper therapy.

No. 668590

because she refuses to admit that there is more than a small population of people that think she's a fucking psycho

No. 668615

Mental illness and trauma isn’t age sensitive you dumb fuck. Men grow up with absent fathers and are scarred for life and no one gives them shit. She grew up with psychotic parents, she’s always going to have problems. You have no idea how the brain works.

No. 668619

Wow some of you are so fucking ignorant. She’s obviously unstable and possibly schizophrenic, I highly doubt she can take care of herself and if she did live on her own there is such an increased risk of her losing it in a serious way. Abused people stay with their abusers literally all the time, especially when they’re parents and you want more than anything to believe they’ll get better and change because abuse is a choice, mental illness isn’t. She’s been rationalizing her parents abuse her whole life and clearly has cognitive processing issues that are constantly illustrated in these threads. She displays either hyper sexuality or this weird pure fairy shit which is splitting.

Kiki is a fucking asshole especially for telling people to kill themselves when she herself knows she has problems and doesn’t Medicare herself or get therapy, that could legitimately hurt someone with issues. But no she doesn’t deserve to have people being hateful about her mental illness, all that does is perpetuate not only her being crazy triggered the stigma surrounding common illnesses that people do not choose and suffer from all the time. How can you criticize her for her issues when you obviously have no idea about the most basic things, are you of a much older generation that repressed this reality?(k)

No. 668627

>so ignorant
>ur old
calm down there anon

No. 668696

I still think she might have autism. Kyler has it, right? The risk of having a second child with autism goes up about 20% after the first.

No. 668728

Ah, good old Kiki. Somehow it's nostalgic to see she's still out there making a fool of herself. Some things never change, I guess.

I don't believe that, honestly. It would explain some things but the majority of traits autistic people have don't really line up with her personality (or lack thereof).

No. 668751

It’s more amazing to me that she acts like she hasn’t consistently bullied and scammed people for the majority of her online life. Her current persona is very cringey and curated in a way that nobody is buying (another reason she never made it as an influencer). She’s acting like a victim of bullying because she’s pissed you can’t google her name without seeing all of her sketchy and abusive behavior in the past (recent and non recent). If it had been one or two instances as a teen, nobody would care. But it’s been consistent and that stuff follows you now. Not anyone else’s fault. I do not think she has autism.

No. 668786

women display autism differently than men do and the majority of "traits" of autism cataloged are based off male studies.

No. 668788

slightly OT but that's not true. it's a sexist idea.

No. 668838

>it's a sexist idea.
No, anon. It's not.

No. 668869

Medicine is highly skewed towards men, anon. Do some research.

No. 668900

no i mean men claim that autism in women is different because they attribute alot of the symptoms to women being airheaded etc.

No. 669062

just like heart attack data, i suppose? because those symptoms are also geared toward men.

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Is she suicidal?

No. 670964

this is a black mirror: bandersnatch reference

No. 670987

Old but ha, she would know, what with how she acted in Taylor R's thread.

No. 671187


meh, go read some literature on how research (from healthcare to corrections) has ignored gender, such as by only using all-male samples. Plenty of researchers have called into question the generalization of findings pre-science-giving-a-fuck-about-women.

Sorry if OT

No. 672745

Who has the energy to watch an 18 minute Kiki Kannibal video in 2019?

… hopefully someone will take the L and provide a summary

No. 672750

I only watched 40 sec cause its classic stale af, aint going no where, god damn bitch just get a 9-5 job, how are you even staying afloat type powdered milk.
>Says she wants to video "diary" dealing with and overcoming codependency, addiction or whatever to love etc
>says she knows its risky to put herself out there on the internet with this stuff especially "with her history" (kaka ever the antagonist who wants to live like shes still a teen getting harassed 24/7 on myspace)
>follows that up with saying what any up their own ass yt'er says which is ~"im sharing my story so hopefully someone out there can be helped or relate which totally isnt me admitting to my savior complex to excuse over sharing about mememememe

She starts mentioning that books exist and thats where im hopping cause shes just being quirky tm and sifting through her word vomit to make sense of whats inevitably "her story". She has time to impose clouds but can't edit out the constant tripping of words and not even trying to stay on track which just feels narc tier like nobody needs to see all the "funny" bloopers when it makes the vid 19minutes, you just think it makes you look approachable and attractive

No. 672751

>gonna video diary thoughts on overcoming love addiction and other shit in title to help other people with these issues
>says she was targeted, groomed, raped and abandoned at 13 (danny?) used codependency to cope, cant be alone, needs to be told things are ok by other people
>went to ER yesterday for heart stuff but no elaboration on it, does some kinda body awareness meditation spoken out loud
>says the guy who abused her used her as a "calling card" and people were enamored with him cause he was with her (wut?)
>used to tell herself she's worthless as a coping mechanism so nobody could "take anything from her" if she had nothing
>felt she should have been able to control more things in her life despite unpredictable circumstances even as a kid
>wants to become emotionally stable by herself
>had a rape kit done and the councellor said she was either going to be very promiscuous or hate men. she says it was both only she didn't screw around but had boyfriend after boyfriend
>kept falling in love with people super quickly and entering toxic relationships
>gonna be restarting her website

sorry if its a shitty recap. overall very stretched out content with little substance. thought the way she phrased her falling in love with people sounded like she was aiming to paint herself in a better light rather than take responsibility for entering toxic relationships

No. 672754

it's pretty obvious that kiki literally does have aspergers. she ticks a lot of boxes for the female stereotype and her brother is autistic. it IS different in women and its kiki 100%.

No. 672763

I don't follow this cow, but Jesus Christ the combination of that hairline and fivehead. Girl, you need bangs.

No. 672770

Thanks for the recap, anon! She is still making "being raped and harassed online years ago" her whole personality.

>sounded like she was aiming to paint herself in a better light rather than take responsibility

Never change Kaka.

No. 672780

Ok I work the teens/adults with ASD and have been a caretaker for people on many different parts of the spectrum. It doesn’t manifest itself differently in women…there’s just a large spectrum you can be on with varying behaviors, quirks, and challenges (like any person). I don’t think she is on the spectrum. She has a lot of weird social hang ups from her upbringing and years of self absorbed internet fame. Now she’s struggling to stay relevant on a platform that chok full of beautiful people with talents and interesting lives that make them “influencers”. I think she hasn’t come to terms with the fact that she’s in no way profound and what she’s saying is uninteresting pseudo psychology.

No. 672782

She also posted asking if there were any creative photographers in LA, so I guess that’s where she is. Also lol of course there are, they’re just not looking for you.

No. 672783


cool story. i'm diagnosed with it. it does manifest differently at the high functioning end of the spectrum because women are socialized differently and learn to hide it better.

it's impossible to say without knowing her irl anyways, but if she's reading here i hope she looks into it.

No. 672784

1. The hoarding in the background
2. The cringy thing she did, @ 6:00 lol girl
3. Crazy eyes throughout the whole thing.

No. 672786

She looks like she gained some weight tho. Like a healthy normal weight

No. 672791

Stop fucking armchairing.

No. 672806

Sage now exists in /pt/. Use it if your posts aren't contributing to milk.

No. 672993

I never thought she and Dakota looked much alike, but she kind of does look like her here

No. 673000

She rehashes some variation of this every 2 years or so looking at her Youtube page. Good lord, please just go to therapy in private and let go of your teenage years.

No. 673075

I know her hair is just behind her shoulders, but she looks so much better with short hair.

No. 673082

She's severely ill. I don't understand why she had to post that video painting herself as the victim entirely. The reality is that she's posted extremely offensive and hurtful things here at the very least.

I don't doubt that she's been abused, just you'd think she'd have moved onto and possibly past proper trauma reprocessing by now given how long ago the events occurred. It's not normal in the slightest to keep going over, over and over traumatic events. People who have been traumatised generally avoid that at all costs to prevent the re-experiencing of anything.

What was her aim with the video even? It doesn't show any attempt at moving past anything. All I've seen her do is post crap about abuse issues that have nothing to do with her. You'd think she'd recognise that all she's doing is triggering herself and not allowing herself to drop that topic already.

Judging by what she's said on this board alone, she really isn't who she's portraying herself as in the video at all. She's a bully who gets into a rage when she starts viewing anyone as superior to her. She might want to start viewing people as equals.

No. 673102

Right, if she did that here, who knows what else she posted/did on other websites? Wouldn't put it past her to create sock accounts and bully elsewhere (we already know they're good at making sock accounts)

Kinda glad she's back though, kek. My prediction is she's going to use this slow-moving thread about her to victimize herself about people "still being after her". Let's be honest, she constantly wants people to talk about her and hate on her, otherwise that takes away a huge part of her "personality" and leaves her with nothing to be a victim about and nothing to talk about.
I don't know about kiwifarms or other places or where else she is posted but as far as I know, nobody cares about her and at this point we're kinda just here to observe and for the nostalgia.

No. 673103


I think she never developed any sort of interesting life or personality…so she’s making her online persona 100% about this.
She thinks she’s some sort of personal growth guru.

No. 673106

I am confused about the video, was she actually in pain? Or was it emotional pain? Is she sick?

No. 673117

True, and no one knows how she treats people offline either.

Yeah, probably. I don't understand who has been "harassing" her online either as she states? All I ever see are people talking about the fact she needs to sort her life out here and that's all. The actual threats happened up to about 2007-2009 when she was in that scene phase, max? Around 10 years ago or more. It's fucked.

Thing is, she could talk about her actual recovery… The issue is that she doesn't have one. Yeah, that's pretty much it, agreed.

Agreed. She could actually just recover, y'know, by using actual methods that are proven to work rather than spewing pointless shit on Twitter about abuse.

Seems like emotional pain. Looks like she's working on accepting it and letting it do its thing rather than distracting herself. As much of a liar as she is, that's a good way to start handling it. It still confuses me why she's not further on in her recovery though.

No. 673121

Silly me, totally didn't realise who she's trying to be now. I think she's trying to get someone to notice her as a public speaker/anti-abuse spokesperson.

Unfortunately she doesn't realise (or maybe she does and is just feeding her ego) that rambling on about issues doesn't equal actively contributing to any worthy causes. She does fuck all to support anyone else going through the same things she claims to have. I mean, she can't if she's fucking around copyrighting crap online all day.

No. 673126

Supposedly she started to feel pain during the video (min 5-7) bc she recalled traumatic events (she literally triggered herself into emotional pain).
And then she said she is addicted to love and is a serial monogamous bc of her trauma and hasn't recovered.

No. 673127


Truly. Nothing she’s saying is profound or starting a worthwhile conversation. It all seems ingenuine. I actually get that weird “second hand embarrassment” feeling watching these, so I didn’t finish any of them. Especially from all the weird attempts to look cutesy. In the end, she’s only rambling about herself and asking really whatever questions to get people to reply. I don’t think any adult in their late 20s would be able to watch these and think they’re profound or useful. It’s cringey.

No. 673128

She said something about beeing in the ER? Something about her Heart?

No. 673133

Totally, and she herself claims she's opening up conversation. That alone achieves nothing. Most people are aware of mental health and other world issues at this point. Also, she treats her audience as if they're stupid; I could see right through her suicidal thoughts video on Instagram. She's trying to get people to associate her face with some kind of enlightenment/hope for personal gain, but she's still the same person as before. She wouldn't actually be there for anyone who was experiencing suicidal thoughts given the shit that's leaked from her mind here. Imagine being on your way to 30 and claiming people are cyber bullying you? Does it occur to her that she can switch her WiFi hub off?

No. 673134

It's been her shtick for a little while now. Ever since Lilou mysteriously disappeared, her only gimmick has been 'speaking out about abuse' but ignoring other people.

It's very hard to take this trauma shit seriously when she was posting gore here whilst simultaneously crying about animal abuse on Twitter….

No. 673136

Ignoring other people is what makes it obvious she's doing it for the same reasons the scene queen thing existed. Publicity, attention, etc. It's all to make her social media look good and override any trace of her craziness.

Yeah, good point. Feels like she loves trauma. I can't ever recall wanting to stare at images of animal abuse. It's concerning that's what she chooses to flood her accounts with.

No. 673148

She did. Apparently she was on ER the day before but will talk about it in another video

No. 673152


Seriously. “Opening up a conversation”
Lol girl there are like millions of memes about mental health issues because they’re so prevalent. It’s more open than it’s ever been. You aren’t original

No. 673246

Everyone seems to want to "open the conversation" on mental health. This topic also became specially marketable if you add a sprinkle of either rape or sexual misconduct after #metoo

She's just bandwagoning again under the disguise of helping others

No. 673248


I mean I’m not demeaning people who are struggling, but this isn’t a non-open conversation. Specifically ~*relationship addiction*~. Her go to is to victimize herself and come off hyper emotional and sensitive to cover up the years of abusing others. She’ll talk about ~*internet bullying*~, but she’ll never link this site publicly because it holds proof of her shitty behavior.

No. 673305

I know right? Don't get me wrong, the way her parents brought her up and treated her was clearly wrong even though we don't know the extent of it and she does seem traumatised. But just because that happened doesn't mean she gets to spew shit here against other people and attempt to solicit attention through opening up some "conversation" focused solely on her.

She literally is so behind with everything. People opened up that mental health conversation long ago, and now the majority are seeing the importance of going to psychotherapy and leaving things for those sessions only where it's safe. The biggest mistake she's made so far is opening things back up in the exact same spot she was traumatised in. Gets traumatised because of the Internet, runs back to the Internet she claims was full of predators anyway, I mean… Hasn't anyone told her that that doesn't make sense? You'd think by now she'd be smart enough to stop making herself vulnerable to a pool of people she doesn't know and stick to real-life interactions exclusively.

If she's gonna do YouTube, she could go down the route of showing people HOW she recovered (when she does) so people can try techniques themselves, or anything else that's interesting in her life, but she won't do that because she still has the compulsion to unload pain into the wrong place and try to gain sympathy. It's as if she's content with pain and trauma being her entire personality and existence.

No. 673306

Sorry, adding more to my own post, but I'm just realising since she said she has a relationship addiction, that means she can't function without one and I can gather she feels worthless without constantly being put on a pedestal. People like that have very low self-esteem, and will try to get attention elsewhere if they can't find someone who will stay with them to give them 24/7 compliments and reassurance (relationships don't even work like this). In her case the Internet has once again become her replacement, hence the video that's being viewed as a way to get people to tell her "It's going to be okay." She literally said that she turned to guys for them to tell her everything was going to be okay and that she's not worthless, but now she's turning to her YouTube audience to seek the same reassurance. She has a void filled with pain that's not going to go away unless she gets the correct treatment. Pretty pointless her being a mental health spokesperson when she's currently ill and her environment is still controlling her.

No. 673433

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She updated her website

No. 673455

If she’s truly ready to heal i suggest she change her online name to simply “kiki” or “kirsten”. She so triggered by that era yet can’t rid herself of it. Tragic

No. 673702

imo she hates negative attention unlike most cows, hence why she can disappear for years and why her most recent spate of bad behavior was all anonymous. She definitely doesn't live an 'all attention is good attention' lifestyle, at least anymore, which makes her kind of compelling.
To be fair, the vast majority of ~mental health gurus~ don't focus on serial monogamy; it's surprisingly absent from the discussion of mental health. However, like most people on social media who try to position themselves as an authority on mental health (or anything really), she is wholly unqualified to give any form of advice.
She did try to get rid of it; at this point she's probably given up and figures that embracing it is her only shot at renewing her e-fame because without her past and weird lolcow exploits she's unremarkable in a sea of wannabe influencers.

No. 674089

Literally the only way Kiki could be relevant or interesting now is if she went full 100% painfully honest and came clean about everything she’s done, as well as exposed how her parents exploited her growing up. Something like that would be fascinating and a glimpse into parental child abuse in pursuit of fame. As well as the effects it had on her mental health. Honestly I could see that even becoming an Oxygen special or something.

But she won’t do anything like that. She’s more concerned with projecting this fake image. That said, it’s interesting to me how she’s opening up about her mental state st all, and not trying to pretend she’s NOT got a host of issues.

No. 674213


Looks like she did change her name on her twitter/instagram

No. 674475

Quick question: her front hair pieces look gray ish?

She did. And added "the girl who played with fire" to the bios? So it's like, shes not Kiki Kannibal but she sure is the victim.

No. 674485

Her handle is still the same, so it's not like she's not clinging to her old internet fame in order to stay just slightly relevant.

anyway she posted a new video on IG, it's boring though.


No. 674928

Saged because old milk. Does anyone remember the time she said an inmate found her home address and wrote to her? This was on Twitter years ago. I remember her making out that it was him who contacted her first, when that's not possible. She had to have contacted some pen pal agency to be able to writ to him. I really started to resent her when I saw the picture on Twitter and the caption she wrote. The guy seemed lonely and she was just using him to look like a victim yet again. She's such a massive liar.

No. 675063

I remember that. She'd said inmates (plural) often contacted her bc they'd read the Girl Who Played With Fire article. She's despicable.

I preferred when she did the humblebrags about people stopping her on the street to compliment her butt lol

No. 675110

This video is bizarre as heck. She talks at 8:40 about how it felt good to tell herself she's worthless. She also talks shortly after about screaming lambs in her head. Yikes.

No. 675291

She posted a new video.

No. 675302

This is repulsive, especially her “accents”.

No. 675306

She literally calls herself a martyr in the first 40 seconds, the complete and total lack of self-awareness is astounding (but shouldn't be surprising tbh). Not watching the rest, she's nuts

No. 675317

Everything she's saying is all about "healing" but there's no indication that she has ever actually gotten psychological help. Her videos are just her going on and on about what she thinks about her pain and whatever in the most general way possible, but until she sees a professional I call bullshit. She's just congratulating herself for existing. Kiki, you said some really horrible things here. Really disturbing, gross, fucked up stuff. The way to move on from that is to maybe apologize or address what happened and get actual therapy, not ramble on about self-acceptance.

No. 675477

During the Great Lolcow Spergout keeks said that she was on disability, which means that she would have had to have been at least diagnosed by a professional.

No. 675509

Seriously only kiki would claim to have her mental problems being ''loving too much''

No. 675514

This is so boring.


"I can't love anyone or anything because I'll get attached, and I'll be co-dependent," - shows that she has high expectations of other people and just wants them to do everything for her. People frequently disappoint her when they're not putting her on a pedestal.

Her joke accent is making her look like she's not taking the topic seriously. Why is she going southern all of a sudden? I get how she lived in Florida most of her life, but come on, just stop it.

Martyr? Really?

Not really an epiphany that you can admire anyone/anything without attachment. This is common sense, fucking hell. You don't check out random people on the street, or plants or whatever, and immediately get attached. Is she saying that's what happens to her?

"When I would fall for someone I would think, oh my God, what are the next steps? Are we gonna get married?" - this is just creepy as fuck. Can you imagine meeting her, being interested and she starts talking about shit like that when you're simply trying to get to know her? Just shows she isn't interested in getting to know the person for who they really are and bases everything on appearance. Remember when she was trying to get a Japanese husband? She would have dated anyone as long as they were Asian. Also referring to what her ex said, no, this is not in fact "ingrained in all human beings, especially women." Lmao, we're slightly past the "caveman days" and society currently views this behaviour as desperate and creepy. How the fuck is this a human need? What? We generally want to find the right person to be with, so will take our time in getting to know them.

How can it be a love addiction when love is defined by being selfless towards the person in question without expecting anything in return? She didn't love any of those people. If she did, she wouldn't be demanding that they put her on a pedestal. She wouldn't be talking to them about huge commitments before even knowing them at all because she'd realise that could scare and harm them.

She admits she was playing the victim, while continuing to play the victim.

"Don't let these issues define who you are," she says, while letting all of her issues define her entire existence.

The biggest issue is that she's so socially retarded that she doesn't understand that the majority of people are aware of all this shit, but ultimately realise they have to process everything with the help of a psychologist and move onto normal life activities as soon as possible. Once people achieve balance in their lives they generally stop spinning the same conversation.

Also, no, we don't "oftentimes" need a trauma to trigger epiphanies. Plenty of people have never had traumas and they're still aware of how life works.

Wants to create a community so she can get attached to the praise of random people online, lol.

What a fucking piece of shit. I don't buy any of this until she admits to the crap she's been spreading on this site, as well as that site she dedicated to taking the piss out of Danny Cespedes years after his death. She's an abuser masquerading as some ethereal divine spirit healer. It's like, piss off. Maybe she can write to some more prison inmates and get herself a prison husband, that way when he gets out and has no one or nothing else, she can take full control and ownership of him, lol. Think she's generally trying to convince herself that the reason she doesn't have a partner is because everyone she gets with is disordered, when she's just a creepy, scary fucker, lmao. Can't wait until she starts making videos about how her exes are sociopaths because they left her.

No. 675633

I can't help but feel like she just read or watched war and peace and these are her retarded cliffs notes from Prince Andreis death scene where he finds forgiveness.

“Yes, love (he thought again with perfect distinctness), but not that love that loves for something, to gain something, or because of something, but that love that I felt for the first time, when dying, I saw my enemy and yet loved him. I knew that feeling of love which is the very essence of the soul, for which no object is needed. And I know that blissful feeling now too. To love one's neighbours; to love one's enemies. To love everything—to love God in all His manifestations. Some one dear to one can be loved with human love; but an enemy can only be loved with divine love. And that was why I felt such joy when I felt that I loved that man. What happened to him? Is he alive? … Loving with human love, one may pass from love to hatred; but divine love cannot change. Nothing, not even death, nothing can shatter it. It is the very nature of the soul. And how many people I have hated in my life. And of all people none I have loved and hated more than her.”

No. 677788

She's whining in her stories bc some guy insisted for her to accept his phone number.
> No MeAns No

FFS you're receiving a phone number, you can CHOOSE not to call. He's not going to have any of your personal info.

No. 677829

A lot of the things she's admitting got me thinking; does kiki have borderline? I get those vibes a lot.

No. 677835

nobody on here knows. armchair psychiatry is not the move

No. 677935

This insane cunt always finds a way to top herself. She came up with that whole bullshit story just to prove shes back in la. Honey, everyone has been hit on before it's just that most people dont have a social media meltdown about it. Get fucking therapy. Seriously. I find it hard to believe you ever have. Has there ever been a bigger victim? Can she please just suicide already. Really. Just sacrifice herself to save everyone from the unbearably painful and lethal levels of cringe.(a-logging)

No. 678337

These vids are so sad and lame. Kirsten, pls just get off the internet and do some crafts or something. Make some swarovski bat jewelry and return incognito in a year's time with an instagram store selling handmade scene queen nostalgia accessories. I'd be down for that.

Literally the only way Kiki could be relevant or interesting now is if she went full 100% painfully honest and came clean about everything she’s done, as well as exposed how her parents exploited her growing up.
alternatively, this

I used to get dogpiled on lolscenequeens/efagz years ago for saying this but it's true

No. 679218

Another boring, long, rambling video.

No. 679224

Is she just wearing the same thing over and over or were all of these videos made in the same day in a manic episode?

No. 679231

"Oftentimes we get addicted to unhealthy things, unhealthy media…"

Speak for yourself Keeker. It's funny that she said she consumes garbage on YouTube and she's part of that reality for me, lol. She is garbage and I watch her when I can't be bothered with anything else.

Major problem with what she's saying regarding how people make you feel; no one should be able to make you feel or do anything. She's missed the point again. Healthy adults can interact with most people, even if they have issues, and avoid seeing said person's issues as anything to do with themselves. This is why she's failed with so many things career-wise and in general. She's so quick to cut contact with people without knowing anything about them. How ironic it is that her slogan is, "We all have a story. What's yours?" when she doesn't even listen to anyone.

Everyone is a toxic abuser, even if they just offer her their phone number again after she's said "No." We live in a world where most people have been traumatised, hence why there's such a huge need for psychologists, and she needs to deal with those people because they're everywhere. She just wants to control them rather than staying respectful and controlling her own words and actions.

Like, I get it. You're obviously going to cut contact with outright violent people who have you in their abuse cycle, but she stops talking to people for the smallest of reasons. She stopped talking to me because I knew what PULL was. Also how is a guy offering you their number despite you saying "No," a threat of any kind? Just politely explain to him you're not interested instead of being angry about it. She's literally punishing someone for attempting to have a normal human interaction. I highly doubt he was doing anything other than asking the same question multiple times which is honestly not a safety threat, nor a big deal.

I hate how she's instructing people on what to do like a psychologist. She's just spreading bullshit. She needs to address the fact that if she feels unwell after talking to someone, it's probably some kind of trigger within herself that isn't based in reality. She continues to act like everyone is going to hurt her when that's just not the case. It is all her. All I hear is her justifying her behaviour as the product of outside causes; other people, energy, etc. She really needs to get fucking help because she does not understand that anything can trigger a trauma survivor. A sunny day, a colour, etc. She can't keep blocking out people and things that trigger her or she really is going to end up alone.

Again with the "toxic" labelling. She doesn't even see everyone as a human being despite their issues. Nasty. She's fucking ill.

No. 679236

Just to add, is she going to realise that giving advice to people while being traumatised and mentally ill is the worst thing she could be doing? I like to think that I'm in the know about certain things, but my psychologist proves me wrong every week. She is so painfully unaware of what is happening in her brain.

No. 679282

how does she support herself in LA?

No. 679285

I guess her parents support her

No. 680131

this video becomes a lot more telling when you view it with the knowledge that she's spergchan. perhaps getting caught posting hate and gore gave her a wake up call.

No. 680386

This new phase is so boring IMO… I can't bring myself to watch her new videos

No. 681897

Some dude has obviously moved on from her and she cant function. Literally the only reason she came back to social media was to put out passive aggressive posts hoping he will notice them, or make him jealous by looking like shes moved on too. It's literally her entire identity rn. So pathetic and boring. Try getting a fucking job. Aren't you like 40 now?

No. 681938

If she was seeing a psychologist, which she should be, they'd recommend she gets the fuck off of the Internet and stops exposing what is personal to her since that's what invites predators to interact with her in the first place. Is she legitimately fucking stupid or what? You really don't see many people past their early 20s with a desire for the world to see how they failed to get away from damaging situations. The second you put the same type of shit she has online, you're telling everyone, "I am vulnerable, come and find me because I'm still susceptible to allowing myself to be treated unfairly!"

I think she's lying though. Given what she posted on here relentlessly, she's probably trying to lure empathic people towards her to garner attention and use them for publicity. She wants to be seen as a Saint when she's anything but. She still wants to be famous and this is just another method she thinks might work.

She's STILL seeking romantic interactions when she hasn't healed. Not exactly inspirational. If she's unhealthy, she's going to attract the same. Garbage attract flies.

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You're right, they totally broke up. I remember her (ex)boyfriend had to deactivate some social media probably because some crazy people tried to get in contact with him regarding Kiki. Now he is up to something new apparently and started to post again this month which triggered her current phase. I censored his name btw

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Late, but it hasn't been discussed yet: Kiki was apparently with Bobby for 3 years which would place their meeting during, or directly after, the great sperg-chan meltdown.
Armchair but she does hit almost every sign of BPD.

Was part of the reason she moved to LA for Bobby?

Will she ever get help? She seems to have an ounce of self-awareness in this post, but still no signs of actual improvement.

(Also how has it been 3 years since the sperg-chan reveal already?)

I was surprised she managed 3 weeks in a row of YT uploads and then, of course, she's totally missed this week. Some things never change.

No. 683901

It is really telling that you hate her so much, no wonder that you all are so fucking toxic, and no wonder that you are all TERF lesbos that prefeer to date landwhales.
Afterall, the say that misery loves company.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 683913

>Kiki was apparently with Bobby for 3 years which would place their meeting during, or directly after, the great sperg-chan meltdown.

She didn't want him to find out about her past, so she sperged all over the place to prove Bobby that we are all crazy ugly fat lesbian haterz and she's the poor victim. It was all a show to get some dick.

No. 683921

Wow this anon hit the nail on the head. And yeah, since sperg-chan was just over 3 years ago, she would have to have been with Bobby at the time. God, I just can't imagine being in a new relationship with someone that obviously nutso (no fucking way she was holding it together in real life) and STAYING for 3 more years, yikes.

No. 684010


to be fair, he never 100% seemed there in the head either

No. 684084

Not trying to hi cow here, but I guess some of you anons struck the right chord!

No. 684211

Lol she loses followers every time she posts

No. 684289

sorry for sounding like a total newfag, it's just been years since i even saw kiki and wondered if she ever modeled in japan? she's taller and skinnier than koots so why not?

No. 684340

That does sound like OG keeks but she moved past the 'lesbos' insult phase like a decade ago.
Jokes on that anon though, I appreciate keeks as a cow and still want her to make it
Japan has a completely different standard of beauty and values child-like looks; aside from her weight kiki had nothing to offer them.

No. 684503

based upon what we saw from her acting career, shes also the type that only looks pretty from very specific angles. (i guess thats true for dakota too) but also i dont think Kiki actually tried to get into modeling. Her sister was discovered by chance, so i think Kiki's only attempt was to hope she got noticed as well, but unlike dakota, kiki didnt go viral.

No. 685023

was just about to post I think she might be BPD.

Also does anyone else get the vibe that she’s trying to move into some weird self-help guru phase. Idk I can barely watch her new videos but its reminding me so much of “””that””” sort of person

No. 685026

I don't think there's any evidence of BPD at all here.

Yeah she's clearly still trying to stay relevant in a changing era and make herself out to be a "self-help" guru/influencer. It's so cringey watching these videos because it's so transparent how much she's faking this persona. There's nothing genuine. She's just nearing 30 and hasn't put in any work into talents or whatever to be interesting, so she's forcing this. She posts like a million memes on her stories to get noticed and it's really weird.

No. 687384

He's literally using the same name as last time, why censor it? Bobbyhatanaka.

Also how old is this guy??? I thought he and Kiki were both 25ish, but this guy is obviously in his 30s. Given how she was living with him in LA for the entire 2ish years she went silent on SM after getting with him, maybe it was a sugar arrangement and he just got tired of her not actually trying to start her own career. Whatever the case, if she was with Bobby for the whole 3 years and that's why she wasn't online then good for her, but breaking up with him to move back to FL as kota's career finally sputters out is kinda funny. I know we don't know what happened but I'm sure some idiot will eventually get the story by trying to message him.

No. 687385

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Dropped the pic

No. 687449

I don't think she has moved back to FL. In her vlogs she's in the same place she was in with Bobby. She might actually have a job that's keeping her there.

Three vlogs in and she's given up on her YouTube return again. Is this a new record?

No. 687456

Kiki being a sugar baby for a middle class Asian American guy just to live in LA and halfass being an actress makes sense. Neither her nor kooter would ever date a man who didn't take care of them financially and have a half decent place for them to crash without paying rent. That would explain how secretive she was in the beginning and why she wouldn't post pics with him despite linking his IG and Twitter at first.

No. 687780

This guy looks like Asian 40's, not 30's. Did she ever mention an age gap or did she play it off like they were the same age? I sometimes kind of root for her and then I remember what a rotten person she is at her core. Those two are really going to age into Whatever Happened To Baby Jane., sadly.

No. 687946

That's weird. How would she be able to afford that?

No. 687980

I don’t think he was living with her in that apartment she films in. If you go to her YouTube video vegan date at the museum and go to 11 mins and 20 seconds and turn the volume up, you can hear her saying it’s 1.30 in the morning and he came over after work. Indicating he didn’t live there. Who says they’re going over to their own house .

No. 687985

She never mentioned his age, but she hid him enough plus his own social media went private so quickly that it was hard to tell, but from the moustache and hat he wore in the few clips she posted he looked (and acted) close to her age.

No. 688079

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Nah he's very much the same age as Kiki. Probably only a few years older. I found an article about him dancing with other high schoolers during spring show in 2008. He's just old and haggard looking.

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No. 689330

He isn’t haggard looking imo…he just seems to do intense workouts with a low calorie diet or something. He seems to have a super low BMI. It does make him look more mature, but I wouldn’t say haggard by any means.

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What’s up with her IG username??

No. 689556

From Vicky Shingles to Kiki, Farrah Moan can't let MySpace die

No. 689634


Yeah, shitty vegan diets age you harder than normal. One anon clocked him in his 30s, another said he looked 40+. He's more haggard without filters than kaka, which is generous. I would never look at >>687385 and guess that was a 26-27 year old.

No. 689646

Not to powerlevel or sperg but as an Asian-anon this guy genuinely looks like my Dad's friends who are all in their mid 40's. This has to be diet related because we, and especially men don't age like that with a hard face. I know a lot of Buddhist vegetarians and they still don't look that hard in the face so this guy must be nutrient starved or some shit.
I imagine Kiki has a similar diet from the looks of it. She doesn't look so bad to me I think a lot of it is just how her face is made, but with some weight she'd look a lot younger.

No. 689652

Kiki used to push chinese herbal supplements really hard in her teens for any and everything from period cramps to dullness in her hair, I think she would have at least enough sense to take a womens multi once a day to prevent her from getting sick, but if she and Bobby had similar restrictive vegan diets then it makes sense, guys don't care about things like supplements and how their skin looks. They're happy to hode under hats and facial hair instead.

No. 689699

Pretty sure he teaches dance. I stumbled upon his shit a while ago. Pretty sure he’s older.

No. 689986

he's 27 according to a page i found (idk if mention it would be allowed). kinda reaching cause he was the only one to appear with his name and last name, but i think its a match cuz it says that he's from CA.

No. 690071

He’s different than the one in Japan, right? Taku?

No. 690125

Yep, different guy. Tetsuo "Bobby" Hatanaka is Japanese-American from California and Taku was a Japanese restaurant owner in Tokyo.

No. 697963


god, lolsq…. those were the prime LJ days, i miss them lmao.

anyway, i think it's interesting that you guys are bringing up the aspergers/autism thing. like obviously we can't really know, but kenna recently just made a video about recently being diagnosed with autism and she really reminds me of kiki in a lot of ways.(necro)

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lurks her social media once in a blue moon to see how she's doing

No. 737437

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Looks like she's still in LA, and still trying to fuck her way through life instead of supporting herself.

No. 737438

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Her post referencing high rent in LA. Still trying to be an emo/scene groupie since that trend is coming back.

No. 737613

It's hilarious that she's trying to cling to her past scene clout despite still looking like a cheap Taobao fairy, it's like she wants someone to dig her old ass up and make #kikikannibal a hot topic again without her having to do anything or return to the style herself. That's what always annoyed me about Kiki, she so obviously and desperately wants fame and attention, but rather than be real about it she wants to pretend like it snuck up on her against her will for being so talented and gorgeous. That, and her never-ending almost-rape accusations are why she'll never make it, she's too passive and sheepish and needs someone to literally show and tell her everything and protect her from da hayturz and paying bills.

No. 737683

I missed kaka. I hope she doesn’t disappear again

No. 737922

Her fashion sense is still awful, but she looks surprisingly healthy here.
Wow, she's directly referencing her old e-fame days? Something's up…
She will certainly disappear again after her current venture fails. Hopefully she sticks around for a while though.

No. 737926

>Her fashion sense is still awful, but she looks surprisingly healthy here.

Looks like she finally gained some weight, maybe Kaka dropped veganism for cheese-filled snackfoods as well?

>Wow, she's directly referencing her old e-fame days? Something's up…

MCR just got back together, so everyone including their little sister is pretending they were the loudest, cringiest sceenie weenie in middle school because of it for clout.

No. 737930

>MCR just got back together, so everyone including their little sister is pretending they were the loudest, cringiest sceenie weenie in middle school because of it for clout.
Keeks has basically been spending the last few years pretending that her teenage years never happened, though, despite the fact that she could have easily capitalized off of being one of the biggest internet celebrities of the time. Could she finally be giving up on 'traditional' routes to fame and doing the only thing that will actually win her some recognition outside of our hallowed Farm??

No. 739120

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She's gearing up for something, after all her failures and overblown "opportunities" she wasted, plus with Dakota being silent and not working these days I bet our beloved Kaka is planning some comeback to her scene dramukween days sand hair and makeup. The way she clings to the name Kiki Kannibal after running that persona into the ground speaks volumes about what a no-trick pony she is. The only way she can get attention is if it's negative but because that directly opposes her love&light&positivity persona, well, she keeps going crazy when she doesn't become loved & famous for simply being pretty and sharing her interests online like she still tries to pretend her sister did.

Mark my words, she's planning another comeback for 2020.

No. 740136

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I guess it's Kiki's turn to try baiting for a SD with seminudes on IG? Her sister used to do that a lot when she was still getting decent work. I wonder what Kaka is up to? she keeps liking and RTi g shit about her and Kota/suing people/rebooting their scene fame.

No. 740464

i mean she still looks good and there's plenty of cringey autistic camgirls out there
it would certainly make her more money than anything she's tried in the past 10 years

No. 740469

Hopefully she doesn't resort to camwhoring until she tries profiting off of nostalgia first. It's the option that's most likely to get her money/attention and the only one she hasn't tried yet.

No. 740483

oops. didn't know you could sage in kiki's thread again or i would have for my last comment
anyway, i honestly feel like she'd camwhore before being honest about her past at all beyond "i was always a victim and the internet ruined me"

No. 740484

She won't try "profiting off nostalgia" because she won't actually do anything for herself. She wants to be able to pretend the demand for 2009 Kaka Kannibal is so great that she has to abandon her glittering career as an actress and animal rights activist to become a colored-hair trendsetter again. Problem is, nobody wants to force her to do it so she'll just keep teasing and posting 10 year old selfies as she vaguetweets about her and Kooters' prime.

No. 740495

I think the closest a narc like Kaka would ever get to selling her nudes to ant rando with money would be posting pics like this on piblic social media to fish for a sugar daddy. Ostrengas think they're too good to stoop to the level of those like Charms and those other scenehoes that turned into camgirls. If Kiki does the same thing then to her it could be like admitting defeat, since she so firmly believes she's unique and special and just has to wait for her big break.

No. 740679

Being a camwhore is below most people anon. Has nothing to do with being a narc. The vast majority of people would never consider that.

No. 740691

We have entire threads on camwhores who think exactly like Kaka, they believe they're too pretty and special to work retail or food service and thus, they cam.

The Ostrengas, however, believe they're even more special than that and so they spend their lives mentally tucked away in their ivory towers waiting for Purinsu Chaamingu-san to come support them for the rest of their lives. Selling nudes to strangers online doesn't fit in with their princess mentalities, they want to be plucked up by someone rich/handsome/influential who tells then they're too special and gifted to do anything but play around all day. Two entirely different mentalities, anon.

No. 740705

How the fuck is she still in LA? So many cows mysteriously living in expensive places, there is no way that none of them are escorting or sugaring. At least live in a believable area if they don't want people speculating.
I guess I wouldn't put it past her to fake living in the middle of LA though, like she faked being in Japan the one time.

No. 740758

she's obv living with her parents or her parents are paying for her place

No. 741148

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Still doing the weird maybe-nude posts, this time she had an epiphany where she realizes she can't make avoidant people love her to prove her worth.

I wonder when Kiki will realize all her relationships fail because she's a pit of attention starved need that will never end or become self reliant? All she does is post PETA goreporn and talk about ~healing and forgiving herself~ on Twitter instead of getting a job.

No. 741152

So she's spent the past 5 years forgiving herself and giving herself asspats for acting like a psychopathic cunt on online forums?

No. 741161

And waiting for her rich prince charming to swoop her up out of mom & pop Kannibal's pocket.

Too bad Kiki doesn't realize that you can't fill the holes in your personality with psychobabble and fake humility while going through life with emotional blinders on, avoiding everything that challenges your self image and would actually make her grow as a person. It seems like she's kinda waiting to be "healed" but it'll never happen, because all her "pain" and "bad habits" are still rooted into her persona she can never let go of. She'll never be Kirsten, normal girl with an online following who shares her life and hobbies with her fans. She'll always be washed up Kiki Kannibal trying to rebrand herself as the "healed" version of Kiki Kannibal, with all the old clout sans the actual style. She doesn't get that you can't just dust off your old self while picking and choosing which traits to keep from it. Every time she seems to go away from that old persona, suddenly she's making references to it and posting old selfies again.

No. 741162

Shame/guilt is a hell of a drug I guess?

No. 741615

Has she completely ditched her “lilou vos” persona? Seems she has completely reclaimed her Kiki Kannibal name again despite the fact that that time in her life brought her so much trauma. She could get a decent following on YouTube if she could be consistent online for more than a week before disappearing again for six months. It’s sad because I actually do want to see her thrive but she’s still feeding off of the crumbs from her past internet fame for validation.

No. 741705

She ditched Lilou around the time she met Bobby, right? I guess she fogured she'd move to Japan with him and wouldn't need to try to be an actress in LA. Or, maybe renaming herself simply didn't work so she went back to being Kiki. Either way, all she seems to be doing anymore is talking to and staring at herself while patting her own ass. Maybe her parents moved to LA to support her there in the hopes of avoiding another meltdown when she can't find another Asian in Florida?

No. 741719

She looks so much older than she is. Not like 40+ or anything but definitely mid 30s. She doesn't look bad, just very… mature.

Forgiving yourself is all fine and dandy, but it's worthless because you didn't earn any forgiveness for the shit you've done. See an actual psychologist, do some work in therapy, make some apologies, and THEN forgive yourself. God, what a narcissist.

No. 741855

This. If she were focused on true healing she would be challenging herself, issuing apologies to people from her past and directly taking responsibility for her actions instead of just brushing all her past shit under the PC umbrella of "I was hurt & lashed out, but I'm better now sorry". She knows she'll never be able to convince anyone but herself that she's "changed" because in her mind, she can just pretend she wasn't aware of or responsible for calling people faggots and dykes and putting peope down for being ugly or poor, all because back then she thought she was a flawless, untouchable internet queen. Like you said, she's a classic Narc and that's what drives decent people away from her and attracts other narcs to her. She needs legit therapy.

As for her looks, yeah, she's not ugly but she looks older because she's probably malnourished from being a fad vegan for so long. her skin looks drawn across her bones and she has the Crazy Eyes, so all the winged eyeliner and falsies in tbe world aren't gonna help. She looks like those bonebags in the wannarecic thread.

No. 774624


idk why but she's reminding me of an even more awkward shallon lester. she needs to learn to enunciate better if she wants to make self-help videos

No. 775018

I feel like Shallon is atleast somewhat engaging, I always zone out after like 30 seconds of Kiki's 'self help' ramblings, I do think she looks better for some reason in this video though?

No. 775512

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Just like Kiki that her big revelation after all these years is that there's absolutely nothing wrong with her and she's just amazingly awesome.

No. 775760

Does anyone know what she’s actually doing? Like is she still doing acting at all? I’m surprised she hasn’t really tried getting brand deals or being an ‘influencer’

No. 776244

Holy shit she's so manic here. She makes no sense, is gushing about some book that she barely explains, starts tearing up, and then admits she's only 40 minutes into the audiobook. This is not a mentally sound person.

No. 776249

I agree I do not follow Kiki regularly, and if this was a video made by a random person I would think they are rambling and manic, not just because she made it. She needs real help.

No. 776260

As someone who has read the Attached book more than once, and done the exercises it gives (not sure how you'd do the exercises via audio book): she has completely missed the point of the book, and of attachment types.

The book exists to help you find you your own attachment type, and what types of people you should seek to befriend and start relationships based on that attachment type. The goal is to become a balanced person who doesn't HAVE a skewed attachment type - but it gives you an idea of how to seek out healthy relationships when you might not be 100% healthy.

The book gives three attachment types: anxious, secure, and avoidant. The anxious are attracted to the avoidant, and vice versa. The goal is for the anxious and avoidant to seek out more secure persons, and learn how to adjust their behavior to normal based on therapy and having relationships with securely attached persons.

What I got from listening to Kirsten wild eyed rant is that all avoidants are WRONG and SHE isn't BROKEN. Nothing is wrong with her exactly as she is!

Which is absolutely not what the book says. It asks you to knowledge how you behave in a bunch of situations; classify yourself as anxious, avoidant, or secure, and to what degree; and then suggests how to not act out bad behavior patterns by seeking out more appropriate people.

This girl fucked.

No. 776321

I feel like therapy or reading can help some people but in her case, she's digging into old shit and reading too much self help shit and making herself wig out.
She needs to leave shit in the past and stop worrying about all this psychology bullshit. It's not helping her at all and she's just reopening wounds and making herself crazier.

No. 776325

Uh… no, she needs actual therapy. There’s a HUGE difference between reading self help books and actually going to therapy and working on your issues. Kiki focuses on the wrong issues; she’s convinced that she’s just codependent but misses the fact that there are way more issues (see: sperg-chan). If she never gets help for that part (and she never has), she’ll never be able to move on.

No. 776326

Yeah but that's what I mean though. Therapy can help some people but she's not really doing that, she's doing the self help thing and diagnosing herself and going over old shit. I don't think I've heard her once say she is speaking to someone like a psychologist, counsellor or therapist, it's all links to articles are exercises she's 'read' about.
I wasn't saying she doesn't need ACTUAL therapy, I was saying that she needs to stop reading and giving herself labels and revisiting the past. If you read any of her old posts or watch her last few videos, it's all just her rabbiting on about her rape and trauma. I believe it's opening up old wounds that need closure. Like its all just revisiting shit and putting labels on everything.

No. 776334

Got it, I misunderstood what you meant! I totally agree then. She’s focusing on the wrong thing and avoiding treating the underlying mental health issues.

No. 776652

i'm actually surprised she hasn't spoken up before now and that she hasn't chimed in on the dahvie vanity situation. she performed with botdf. there are pictures out there in internetland. it's kind of her thing to speak out about predators from the scene because it lets her paint herself a victim so her not saying anything is weirdly off her brand. maybe she's actually trying to change herself though and live a better, happier life. i would still like to see her show real growth by owning up to her past and apologizing but if she's really trying to be better good for her. it's kiki though so it feels like waiting for the other shoe to drop.

No. 776703


She might have grown enough sense to not want to actively attach herself to this shitshow. Being on stage with him even if she was underage herself at the time (15 or 16) isn't a good luck now.

No. 777360

that or perhaps it's too much for her, i wouldn't be surprised if he did things to her as well.

No. 777651

I wouldn't be at all surprised if anything did happen between them sexually, but there's no way Kiki was forced if it did. Every relationship Kiki has ever been in has been sexual and for personal gain or attention.

No. 778078

but she would have been a minor if dahvie preyed on her. i don't like kiki but it's absolutely not okay to claim that she, as a minor, seduced him or something and that absolves him of anything he could have done to abuse her. not even her being an adult would justify it. no one deserves that.

No. 779179

The recent posts have confused me slightly (outside of the ramblings which are also confusing), has kiki had a rhinoplasty? Or am I completely tripping balls

No. 779966

Her most recent ig post… god. I feel like she thinks she comes off as quirky and fun but it’s odd how stuck in the past she is. She’s so lame.

Also, still wearing only three shirts…?

No. 781435

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Googling cillian murphy to the right, trying to show that she talks to actual humans to the left, and pretending she looks like center.

Not pictured: her open lolcow tab

No. 781584

lol what is this even?

No. 781666

ig story from yesterday. she’s posting again, but it’s same old dated stuck in 2007 quirky shit

No. 782272

Wait, did she finally cut her bangs?

No. 790489

She posted an IGTV video clip series of her talking about getting raped again during Corona quarantine. Poor Kiki is just so beyond beautiful and unique that men just can't stop raping her! No way she's attracted to/chooses predators/exaggerates for pity!

No. 792137

The way she talks is very disconcerting… she sounds more ill than ever imo, kind of scary. I tried uploading noted clips of the video but it won’t let me.

If anons want to watch without ig, you can also view the clips here: https://ingramer.com/tools/instagram-igtv-downloader/ just type mmmkikikannibal in the bar.

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I am surprised she isnt trying to get tiktok famous.

No. 792276


If she could just absorb all the trolling and hate she could cash in, but this is kiki and her crazy mom.

No. 792863

Unless she find something to talk about besides animal torture, rape and entertainment industry predators then nobody is gonna give a fuck.

She's almost 30, she needs to go back to school or curate an actual hobby that isn't solely for the sake of her precious fake empath persona.

No. 792908

No. 792913


She looks unhinged.

No. 792922

>Unless she find something to talk about besides animal torture, rape and entertainment industry predators

Yeah, she totally heard you. Enjoy the next 8 months of sporadic Where All The Men Tho content.

No. 792924

The moment she started talking about hotti Bugatti is when I broke. It's the kind of joke you make in your early teens.

No. 792925

>I'm extremely emotionally immature & can't handle hormones, thus when I go on dates I start them with a crazy bitch mentality & go along with anything

I can't even watch the other two. She's so sheltered, she goes ott with everything trying to be relatable, but it comes off so hard ans cringe.

No. 792927

What kills me is that she tries so hard to be relatable, and to play off her craziness as normal-crazy, like when she says:

>when I see a hotti bugatti, I do risky things (like ride motorcycles with guys or drive crazy, can't rlly tell with her)

>nothing about being a user, starfucker, wannabe star with no career who cries rape every time she feels bad

Yet she's filtered to hell, full face made up & in her underwear with no bra, talking about dates and sex acting like she's trying to find herself still instead of cockhopping around "LA" until she becomes Taylor 2.0.

No. 792936

It's kind of entertaining when cows like this are so out of touch with the present or have such an inflated ego that they don't understand that they can't just decide to return to youtube to earn money whenever they want and be successful at it. They don't understand they just lucked out to be able to make some money from the internet once for their 15 minutes of fame. Today's internet is not the same, people cannot fixate on anything or anyone for long anymore, or you have to be lucky with the algorithms. They need to accept that their time is over and that they need to progress in life off of the internet.
Judging by her recent posts she has made no progress at all with her mental health or anything else.

No. 792943

She had her shot as a teenager, when she was a Myspace queen before Dakota went viral, but she wasted it trying to play the victim after chasing predatory band creeps and getting pump & dumped.

She played the baddie until it got real, then she switched to playing the victim & crying rape on everyone. Now she's permanently defined as a flake and a fake with a creepily overbearing trashy family, and everything she's done (or refused to do) since then has cemented that as her image for life. It literally doesn't matter how pretty she is, where she goes or who she fucks for clout now, because everyone knows that's all her life is now. Desperately trying to claw her way back to internet relevance and favor.

No. 792944

Adding to this, she was a tough, sexy trendsetter baddie until Danny's family tried to sue her family for their role in instigating his death, then she became the permanent victim she is now & called him a rapist after spending weeks online bragging about him and his dick.

No. 793012

She reminds me so much of my therapist. I think I just realised that I need a new therapist.

No. 793024

I hope she follows through with coming back because I missed her flavor of milk. Although I can't take half hour navel-gazing self-victimizing rambles. Tiktok would have been perfect.
I can almost not get over that she actually finally got bangs. Who is she skinwalking with them?

No. 793028

>I can almost not get over that she actually finally got bangs
I fucking know, right?! Even if they are the slightest face framing bangs. Already they do her forehead so many favours.
It seems like such a dumb and petty thing now but fuck, we were harping on about her cutting her bangs for years haha.

No. 793037


I feel like I needa let go of this cow. I find myself returning every time to her thread hoping that she'll return with her OG personality. I miss her and her sister's narc days of them screeching "pedo lesbians" and "you're jealous" on the internet. Instead, Kaka's stuck in a self-built mental asylum in her head and Kota's gone full dyke with a boy cut.

No. 793122

she's still so pretty but everything she says is so fucking retarded that i can't look at her

No. 793139

This is the most succinct and accurste description of Kaka I've ever read.

No. 793153

Lighting, filters, painstaking angles. I’ll never forget the Walmart anon’s candids and her stint of “acting” looking like the foreign crone from 50 First Dates.

No. 793245

I feel the same. I think it's the nostalgia some of us carry for the old days where Kota and Kiki were the biggest cows who acted out the most out of everyone, lurking their own threads on every website and self-posting.

No. 793349

No basic cow will ever rival sperg-chan. It’s so funny seeing her widen those crazy eyed and try to sound cute while staring at herself knowing she was so desperately obsessed with Taylor R.

No. 793435

This is how I see her more than just being fake, I think she's legitimately nuts and doesn't really understand what she's doing/saying. When you consider what she did as sperg-chan, her love of animal gore, these manic rambles, and her constant self-victimization, the only answer is significant mental health issues. She's totally lost the plot. Please, please seek help Kiki, it doesn't always have to be this way.

Plus, in today's youtube environment people LOVE a good mental health story time. Seriously Kiki, if anything could ever make you popular again this would be it.

No. 793479

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Exactly, Kiki is truly bonkers and not in a funny way. Her audience is already extremely small so I doubt you even need the sperg-chan context to sniff out that she’s got serious issues, otherwise more than a handful of people would be paying attention to her weird vanity rant videos where she bulges her eyes and talks in that dumb pseudo-accent. She’s uploading more and all of the clips are strange and embarrassing to watch. But hey, at least she’s finally changing her shirt.

No. 793494

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Just checked her profile because of this post and I can safely say she's still bonkers

>Your life is a movie and you're the main protagonist.

Unironically making this statement is all I need to know. She hasn't changed a bit kek.

No. 793506

Only a true narcissist would

No. 793518

So, how is she paying for things? Sugaring?

No. 793519

Probably still just mooching off her 'rents Cathy and Scott.

No. 793529

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Her mannerism reminds me of the girls on tik tok who are always in and out of psych wards and doing ketamine on the regular

Plus, wtf is that caption.

No. 793534

Her foot looks like it belongs to a borzoi dog

No. 793549

Serious question: Has anything every come out that she is on the spectrum or special needs?

No. 793550

The comments being a large reason why she'll never get better, but I'm sure Cathy and Scott are telling her the same things.

No. 793555

She changed the caption, it was something about not wanting a handkerchief to mess up the background of her “zoom call”

She’s obviously got assburgers but we can’t armchair

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No. 793558

I'd pay to see how Kiki acts on a date with a guy with a little money. If she's this cringey just talking to her webcam, imagine her egotistical humblebragging after landing a date with what she thinks is a potential SD. My guess is every guy she falls for & gets comfortable with ends up being scared off by her behavior.

But, she really did seem to be doing better in LA when she was working on acting- she had friends, even. What happened, other than she and Bobby broke up? She moved back home & now this is literally all she can do with her time?

No. 793563

She had coworkers from that crappy horror movie acting "job", but I guess when Bobby left it all went downhill and either she's living in a cluttered place in LA (with God's knows whose money) or sperging back in FL.

No. 793565

Why is her apartment always so messy? She’s been there long enough to unpack and clean up. Tidy your shit Kaka!

No. 793570

If she were in LA, she would at least be tsking selfies in fancy stores and restaurants by herself, or tagging pics of tourist spots. I doubt she's in LA and doing nothing, she's a narc but she loves attention as much as she likes staring at herself.

No. 793575

Dakota is back to posting on IG as well, I wonder if her popping back up again doing the same shit has Kiki inspired to try her own comeback?

No. 793577

That’s messy to you?

No. 793581

Not just that picture but her older ones and her videos show boxes piled up in rooms after she’d been there a while. Even before she moved her room was cluttered with shit.

No. 793620

It doesn’t look like she puts shit away or has storage

No. 793637

Is there ever going to be a thread for her again?

Not necessarily true, she’s extremely paranoid but yeah wouldn’t be surprised if she was in FL doing these weird videos where she pretends she’s famous and saying things people actually want to hear because she’s got nothing else to do. That hotty bugatti mermaid video was truly her cringiest of all time, I’m in awe at 2020s small gifts.

No. 793666


Not unless Kota actually does something milky. Which she hasn't for years, not since the whole cancer lie. Her thread was basically anons arguing on whether she's married or whoring to get by living in Japan.

What do their parents do to be able to fund their kids?

No. 793685

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Her ig story. She needs professional help, not all the yes-man from her parents or the dismissive phone calls with her sister, she’s way too old to still be coping like this. She parallels queen PT minus the odor.

No. 793686

Years back, Scott had some sort of IT business and a bunch of loans.
Cathy didn't work unless you count filing those hundreds of takedown notices for Kiki and Kota.

No. 793697

Her current thread is still up, Trouble in Tokyo.

No. 793698

Cathy worked retail in the beginning of Dakota's viral days.

No. 793699

It’s maxed out though.

No. 793731

Make another one?

No. 793732

>instagram psychologist
Oh no no no no…
Is she going to actual therapy?

No. 793745

I could see her downloading a Replika & calling it her therapist.

No. 793761

>minus the odor

we can't be sure about this one

No. 793782

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She’s letting you know in her recent anon, it’s a holistic psychologist, ahem hem. She’s healing, you jelly hooknosed fatty!

She wears too much white, we’d see the yellow pit stains.

No. 793854

Bitch gotta be kidding

No. 793859

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No. 793861

I can barely sit through her current content without zoning out, this video felt like it was 40 mins long.

No. 793864

HOLY SHIT she is completely unhinged

No. 793866


I mean… We been known >>793859

Watch her drop everything if she doesn't go viral with this dumbass title

No. 793867

The way she’s awkwardly holding the mic up by its stand because she desperately wants to show it in frame, her really believing she’s saying anything of value and is an expert on self-improvement, god the cow has come back to pasture.

No. 793868

She is spouting nonsense and believes that nonsense and is beyond help

No. 793869

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She is delusional and psychotic and this is literally just her roleplaying like she’s being interviewed in one big long rant of pageantry fluff! Holy fuck I don’t remember it being this bad.

No. 793870

Also, right off the bat she imitates Matthew McConaughey and then at 2:55 she tries to mimic Woody Harrelson. It’s like everything she does is just mimicking how she thinks intelligent or attractive people are supposed to act, only when she does it it’s perturbing and strange and not at all intelligent or attractive. I’m still in disbelief that she’s regressed like this.

No. 793871

Being totally serious but isn't this how Britney Spears was acting before she ended up shaving her head and having her breakdown? Doing weird accents and facial expressions?

No. 793875

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This is so random, she usually unveils these short bursts of mania when Kota is doing something. I wonder how she feels about Kota being thinner than her now? Pic related, a little over a week ago and unedited.

No. 793878


She doesn’t seem mentally well. I’d feel bad for her if she wasn’t such a huge narcissist with it.

No. 793890

To me, a lot of this translated into "I force myself into delusions to cope with my own shortcomings and inadequacies." Stupid hippie babble like this is why you're still stuck, Kirsten.

No. 793893


Whatever she's rambling on about doesn't make sense. She will abandon this youtube comeback like she always does when she doesn't go viral right away. I think her most interesting youtube era was when she tried to be a makeup guru. She should have stuck with that.

No. 793894

Honestly I was thinking this plus her ig video rambling is still similar to Britney Spears currently. Britney's own ig videos are eerie and make her seem like a few screws are still loose. Watching Kiki immediately made me think of her

No. 793895

It’s way worse with Kiki because at least Brit went through a ton of hardship and is genuinely a sweet but misguided woman—Kiki dreams of being that kind of victim.

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"my sex coach sounds just like you" - ofc she does

No. 793914

The voices/accents she does are so cringe. I can’t watch her videos because I physically feel embarrassed.

No. 793916

She looks pretty cute here! It’s got to get to Kiki that Kota has managed to build some kind of life in Japan, where she is bilingual to an extent. Also seemingly just got minor ad work for YSL. Nothing huge but is clearly doing more with her life and has been from a much younger age. I’m curious what their relationship is actually like

No. 793922

I'm glad she's back but I wish she'd picked a more interesting persona this time. She already tried the self-help stuff and it was boring the first time round. Thankfully yt lets you speed up videos.
My favorite phase was her trying to reinvent herself as Lilou Vos, she was actually doing stuff and interacting with people on top of being completely delusional.

No. 793988


Loooooool. Stretched to hell, and smoothed. Try again.

No. 793990

Looks like Kota got a new sugar connection & needs a new thread. Kiki's thread isn't the place to try and WK kota with pics and info only she should have otherwise.

No. 793993

Adding to this, looks like Kiki's clmeback is triggered by Dakota pulling another work visa reup- she just took a 4 month hiatus from her social media while she was supposed to be working for Fila. Oh, and she's wearing her dad's fugly pentagram & the D charm her family sent her.

It must burn Dakota that despite being a model in Japan, nobody gives a fuck about her ugly ass anymore because she only looks good under 50 pounds of filters and shoop. The few decent jobs she can manage to get use her as little as possible and highlight how much she sticks out from their demographic, which is why she has to get so many smallfry IG collabs.

I just think it's a little too funny that kota WK posts suddenly pop up in Kiki's thread as she makes a comeback. Kota obviously still lurks, is still jealous despite "winning" the sibling competition. Even if Kota is happily married in Japan, working steadily and laying low she can't resist coming back, she still will always want as much attention as her sister gets, and vice versa.

No. 793994

Kiki believes that as long as everything she interacts with is ~aesthetic~ it'll add validity to her empath persona.

No. 794000

I doubt Dakota is thinner than Kiki. Kiki is wannarexic, and Dakota has a bulkier body type than her sister and is shorter as well, plus Kiki is slender whereas Dakota doesn't have ankles or a natural waist…

I can make a Dakota containment thread, but can someone tell me how to link to other threads?

No. 794001

>pics and info only she would have otherwise
It’s in her tagged on ig you lunatic. Sugar connection? Not you again. She’s out here looking like a christmas cake with smoker lines and a fresh dyke cut and you think she’s an escort? Jfc

I’m a longtime lc user, and all I was saying that Kiki’s popups always coincide with her perceiving that Kooter is doing something better than she is. Do we really need to start in on the hi kota shit for stating the obvious? Relax.

No. 794005

Since when are all these tagged pics there? Dakota had an obsessive habit of untagging everything she didn't post herself, yet now all those pics have her tagged? What happened?

No. 794008

That's hilarious, that photog shot Vivi as well and seems to be for hire through DMs. This all looks like Dakota trying to come back and be relevant to lolcow just bc Kiki is, trying to network using over 5 year old tags she previously hid from her page? She's transparent.

Also, not for nothing, but Lescorts are a thing even in Japan.

No. 794016

Yeah, I just happened to check on her after the new kiki madness. I used to just scroll her thread occasionally because it always had all the updates, but now that it’s maxed I’ve had to occasionally look in on her ig since I don’t have the knack for finding things like other anons. That pic and this one (the third pic in the set, not posting a screenshot because I really don’t want to deal with bitching about kooter derailing) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEc851gDl2z/?igshid=ln8e2fn2kcm9 just made me notice that she’s legitimately thin now, was only wondering if it’s triggered kiki’s inferiority complex. It’s always been a pattern of kiki’s, anyway.

Oh yeah of course, but she’s not very pretty and her lifestyle isn’t even like bare minimum extravagant enough for me to believe she’s pimping herself to pay for rent. Sounds insane.

No. 794018

Yeah Dakota lost a lot of weight and is embracing a dyke look.

She's not living Taylor R's wealthy life but she had a gig with Fila going on, so it probably triggered Kiki, because what she has now are some bangs and not being a size zero anymore, since she got a pouch-y belly https://www.instagram.com/p/CEf6TLADVXu/?igshid=zsg0kij4ia2u

No. 794027

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Any anon up for making a new containment thread?

No. 794035

I made one, but I kinda fucked it up trying to link. it's in /snow/

No. 794036

This. Kiki's victimhood is fake because all the bs she went through was shit she got herself into by doing things she shouldn't have been doing, and that her parents should have kept her away from. Instead, they pushed her toward chasing efame at any cost until it ruined her, now it looks like she'll spend the rest of her life pretending it was all unavoidable and everyone else's fault. Nobody feels sorry for her because it's not sincere, she just wants her past behavior waved away with the magic wand of internet forgiveness.

No. 794051

To speculate, we don’t even know if it’s past behavior. Given how much she obviously loved posting on lolcow before, for all we know she still does but now she knows to clear her cookies. She’s had plenty of time to integrate and adapt, on top of this she’s just as isolated as before if not more so she has all the time to indulge. It’s also scary that she’s, what, 27 or older now and she’s creating videos like the one just upthread/ the recents on her ig. She genuinely thinks she’s a pseudocelebrity and she’s peddling all of that delusional crap to the only meager audience she has. She herself said that her and her sister “laugh” at lolcow while “eating vegan pizza.” She’ll never listen to anyone’s criticisms no matter how valid, and at this point it’s so pathetic that I feel like I’m laughing less and just pitying her now.

No. 794091

sounds like a cult leader

No. 794096

She turns 28 this month, 30 is creeping up fast for Kaka. It must feel pathetic to be that age and have so little going on that you have the time and ability to talk to yourself thru a webcam all day.

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Same energy

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She just stares at herself the whole tome and puts so much painstaking effort into trying pose herself to make people think she’s attractive, it’s uncanny. Like she just tries so hard and she still fails.

No. 794104

Her problem is trying so hard to present herself without therr actually being anything to present, except… a human body. She doesn't do anything besides admire herself, make herself laugh and tell herself she forgives herself for being so hard on her (younger) self.

No. 794111

Almost 30 and has never actually had a friend. It’s no wonder she hyperfixates on relationships.

No. 794134

According to her IMDB she was in a Movie called Vampire Dad in 2020. She isnt listed on the Movies IMDB site though. Havent had the time to watch it, yet.

No. 794140

Her page says she was the "on set photographer" for the movie, don't think she was actually in it

No. 794146

She looks surprisingly beautiful and this is a nitpick but I'm not sure why she still hasn't tried a different fringe style, I have a large forehead and have been told I look like I'm balding but once I started sideparting it or trimming them I haven't got comments like that.

Even though she's such a huge bitch this… was so uncomfortable and slow to watch and I feel concerned for her now. The way she's expressing her thoughts 1000% sounds like a disjointed psychotic episode.
From the tiny bits where I could understand what she's trying to say it seems like PTSD causes her severe dissociation but she's using culty psychotic bullshit to express it and seems to think everyone feels this way.
She really needs serious actual medical therapy for the childhood trauma, not people validating her delusions.
I can tell she was dead serious when she said she's jesus or some shit and that scares me tbh.

I'm sure you're lurking spergchan, if you want internet relevance and following for expressing delusions just become a twitter schiczoposter. They'll praise you for this shit and encourage harassing anyone that thinks even slightly differently to them.

No. 794149

> it seems like PTSD causes her severe dissociation
What makes you think she has ptsd? Her fake abuse stories? She publicly mocked her first boyfriend’s death that she contributed to by lying. She watches animal gore, supposedly just for fun. I don’t think anything traumatizes this heartless bitch

No. 794153

Don't forget the pics of diseased genitals she spammed here.

No. 794157

According to her IMDB she was in a Movie called Vampire Dad in 2020. She isnt listed on the Movies IMDB site though. Havent had the time to watch it, yet.
>>794149 To be honest i can see how getting so much shit on the Internet could be traumatizing.

No. 794158

the hand holding the backpack looks scary.

kiki sounds like every failed actress in LA. this is such basic bitch southern california yammer, you hear it at yoga class while everyone’s packing up their shit. but i love the impersonations. she should take more improv. covid has brought all the greats back to us.

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It’s ok Keekz, you’ve given us more than enough to drink this week

No. 794177

Not that anon but I think being brought up by Cathy/Scott is enough PTSD on its own.
> She really needs serious actual medical therapy for the childhood trauma, not people validating her delusions.
True AF, but therapists will probably call her out on being a narcissist and she'll drop it and film a video online about how therapists are wrong and aren't good enough to deal with her trauma

> I can tell she was dead serious when she said she's jesus or some shit and that scares me tbh.

YES. One thing is "no, you take the wheel, take charge of your life" another thing is "YOU'RE JESUS". Like, no you're not. Shit happens, move on, don't become spergchan.

No. 794178

She wants to be Taylor R so bad it physically hurts her

No. 794181

Taylor's husband had some shady business concerning minors, you'd think Kiki, of all people, would stop envying Taylor after that.

No. 794182

What do you mean? Kiki hates Taylor so much because she wants to be her, adding fuel to the Taylor hate train just fuels her delusions of why she’s better than her (in her head.) I don’t give a shit about her husbands ‘scandal’ and neither do a lot of others, but I’m sure Kiki loves it. This is the same hag who said Taylor is a hook nosed plastic bitch with oodles of fat daddy’s cash pumping into her injection-filled pussy.

No. 794189

Anon, pls, it's Kiki. Nothing truly matters to the Ostrengas other than perception and the luxury life style that Taylor has rn. She probably revels in those things but she's definetly still very much jealous/bitter that her little sister's copycat ended up much better than both of them.

No. 794191

Because the pic was stretched. "Unedited" kek, Dakota Ostrenga would never post a truly unedited pic of herself.

No. 794192

She didn’t post it, a photog posted it on his ig.

No. 794199

I don't think anyone would risk posting an unshooped pic of her at this point tbh.

No. 794203

I guess that's true. My understanding was that it'd be rational if she let go off that obsession bc of Taylor's husband, since Kiki was sexualized from an young age. But I can see how it'd make Kiki happy while still very, very jealous.

No. 794220

Her face didn’t look edited though, and judging from the video posted in /w/ she really is that thin now. Idk.

No. 794229

Yooo… She unlisted a bunch of videos.

Look at this shit. Wished that era had lasted longer(emoji)

No. 794230

And this historic moment

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She’s probably hurting for views lol. I’m assuming this one was an accident?

No. 794237

Holy shit lol yeah, it's a fuck up, it's the same video but it's all stretched out
But yeah, also her videos started being recommended to me after I watched the last one, so maybe she finally is trying to make the algorithm cooperate, instead of trying to restart over and over

No. 794394

Kirsten's parents are creepy. They pretty much lived through her and let her do so many inappropriate things back then (the piercings on their own probably weren't inappropriate, but the rest of it was). They're the ones who traumatised her and set her up for the things she went through afterwards (abusive relationships and all the rest). It angers me because she could have been mentally okay if she didn't go through all of that. We're roughly the same age and watching this (including her new videos) now from an adult's perspective is fucked up. It's like she keeps going over and over what happened to her and completely misses the point which is that everything up to a certain point is her family's fault.

No. 794396

She was raised on this brainwash tho, she’ll never change. Her entire life her parents set her up to think she’s better than others, bound for stardom, and forever a victim. They encouraged their daughters to put themselves before everyone and live like they’re undiscovered celebrities. Its a shame because had they directed their devotion to their daughters in a more productive manner, Kiki and Dakota could’ve had a really good upbringing—but they didn’t. They made them believe they were perfect and that everyone else was jealous, taught them to combat everyone online, and let them indulge in whatever stupid whim or obsession they wanted. They probably view themselves as the Kardashians or something.

No. 794400

Totally this. They spent so much time trying to get Kirsten and Dakota to be famous rather than teaching them normal life skills. Kiki was the star and Dakota was the shadow, meaning Dakota may have been able to separate herself from her parents a bit more? I feel like there was less pressure on her at the time. I remember her mentioning years ago that she used to sit for hours in her room and work on her graphic design stuff and we can see she did the same with her photos. Dakota kind of escaped eventually, because ultimately she's somewhat known in Japan with an income, and managed to make friends from what we can see. Kiki didn't manage to become known anywhere really, so she's ended up in a situation where she would've been better off with those normal life skills. She needed those skills to become independent and then she could have focused on the extra stuff. Being famous is pretty useless on its own if you can't even function as a human being. I have no idea if she has friends even, or if she's isolated. It's actually a shame.

No. 794403

Also it's weird that she keeps talking about her failed relationships and encounters with men. Her parents were the core problems who caused everything that followed. They didn't teach her to have boundaries and to protect herself, and for some reason she can't figure that fact out now. Imagine being dressed up in the kinda provocative crap Kiki and Dakota had on with your parents/guardians taking photos of you as a child. She really needs to talk about that with a psychologist because that is the primary issue where everything stemmed from, whether she wants to admit it or not. Her mom even let her be in a relationship with an older guy when she was a minor, and allowed him to stay overnight in her room (she mentioned that the same guy raped her). In one of her recent Instagram videos she talked about how she was raped in January of this year. I'm not saying it was her fault in the slightest (it wasn't), just that something is clearly repeating itself. Why are people not looking out for her (family, friends)? Why is nobody helping her assess the people she interacts with? How has the same thing repeated again? It's an old trauma pattern. It feels as if she can't recognise creepy behaviour from men. A lot of the time there are signs that a person isn't quite right, and I just don't believe she's ever been able to see that because of how her parents treated her. She probably thinks their shitty, weird behaviour is normal until she's actually raped, and only then understands how fucked up the situation is. I remember her getting yelled at while being on Stickam by her mom and I believe the stress of going through it all paved the way to her current ways. Combine that with bullying at school/online and she didn't stand a chance. I wish she'd just come out and say it - that she was being abused at home by her parent and that she was bullied at school/outside of school, which resulted in all the bullshit.

No. 794409

I thought it was common knowledge she’s one of those assholes who accuses men of rape out of spite. Idk she could be telling the truth, but since lies so much and doesn’t have a good grasp on reality, I’m not inclined to believe her

No. 794411

True, it’s also why she’s so obsessed with the idea of a relationship. She’s never had friends so her only ideal to fantasize about is a man taking the place from her parents as caregiver. It explains why she’s so fucking creepy and retarded.

No. 794414


I feel like Kiki's obsession with finding a man is just wanting to get out of her parent's house and away from them. When she was in LA with Bobby and working on acting she had real human friends and a life, but now she's back to being a regular Ostrenga. I think on some level Kiki knows she needs to get away from them, but also that she can't function on her own either thanks to them. I wouldn't be surprised if they were the ones who got her on disability just to add to the delusion that she's a delicate Rapunzel who needs protection, and thus needs them. I feel like, even if Kiki did meet an amazing guy who did really love her and spoil her, that Scott and Cathy would still maybe try to have an unhealthy role in her life. Dakota being in Japan behind the language barrier protects her from their reach pretty well, and she seems to be able to scrape by with the help of friends, but Kiki will never have that until she's either dependent on someone else Venus-style, or miraculously becomes independent herself (which I don't see happening, she seems like the type to sit in an empty room alone spinning in her toxic thoughts with nothing to distract her from her psychosis. I can't imagine her living on her own).

I can imagine this is the main reason why she became Spergchan when Taylor revealed Tom, she got exactly what Kiki wanted- rich, ephebophile Asian husband interested in infantilizing her and keeping her young looking while buying her a fake career.

I think Kiki's present day interpretation of rape is more like "I feel icky about what I did back then" than "I was coerced by predators & didn't know better". She absolutely knew the guys she was trying to cloutchase were all fuckboi creeps, and so did everyone else even then, so unless she was coerced/raped then the only logical explanation is cloutchasing, which Kiki would never admit to willingly.

No. 794416

I think you’re giving her too much credit. If she knew she had to ‘get away’ from her parents ‘deep down’, she wouldn’t be the way she was. She will never see any error in what she does or feel remorse in any way. She’s already nearing 30 and she is exactly the same. She’s suspended in time and will not improve from here. She thinks it’s her and her family unit against the world, and we’re all big fat loser meanie stalker lesbians that are infatuated with her because we want to be her. Simple as that.

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Kiki story I

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Kiki story II. Did this one happen the way she says or is it another one of her endless fibs?

No. 794424

Maybe, though. Knowing she needs to get away from her parents and be independent doesn't mean she's willing to provide it for herself, hence her bejanked celebrity housewife life goals.

And she absolutely knows how far behind and fucked she is, or else she wouldn't still be pretending to be a fallen celebrity interesting enough to post endless vauge selfspeak at her age.

No. 794425

Another lie. Kiki leaked her own nudes after getting called anorexic and flat chested. Also, she obviously made this "Karen" meme herself.

This is the proof in the pudding, Kirsten, you retatded cunt: a real empath wouldn't still be so bitter amd resentful that other girls were mean to her 10+ years ago on Myspace. Yet, here she is, posting ancient fake news with one of her former enemies' faces on it just to stir up shit & hope people notice her again. Truly pathetic, after over a literal decade of crusading against internet bullying. Typical Ostrenga lack of self awareness.

No. 794426

Of course she did. I remember before we had proper archives she went to some online magazine and did an article about how the reason her nudes ‘leaked’ is because a stranger hacked her webcam and was recording footage of her and saying they’d leak it if she didn’t do what they told her. It was in some little story about internet safety and how schools could also access students laptops webcams as well. This was before her rolling stone article, wish I could find it. Just more proof that she’s a compulsive liar.

No. 794428

Kiki humblebrags about her dates like a 13 year old who JUST started dating. Any basic white girl can get a thirsty Asian date off Tinder in under a day, nobody is impressed by this. Two adults nearing 30 should be able to go on nicer dates than a corona rooftop massage.

No. 794429

This is a very serious accusation, to be thrown around like that.

This and the being raped in January: she can fuck off. I'm usually all for believing the victim but I'll open an exception for Kiki.

No. 794430


I wonder if the Ostrengas/this girl she posted realize this is a crime. Unless Kiki has proof of what she's claiming, that scene girl could sue her lying ass for defamation. Not only is this obviously a lie, but she went through the trouble to make a meme using a pic of someone she knew in a derogatory manner and accused them of collecting and posting her underaged nudes (with no proof, or else she would have taken it to court and penned an article about it).

Pettiness and spite will always ruin you, Kirsten. No matter what.

No. 794432

If even half her claims were true, then what's her problem? She only goes after rapists? She walks alone with them down dark alleyways at night with no phone or weapon? She had zero issues posessing multiple illegal self defense weapons in Japan "for creepers".

It gets to a point where it's like… okay, Kiki, either you're doing something horribly wrong each time, or you just have shit taste in men, get dumped, and keep lying about it.

No. 794433

This meme is actually quite old (way back in 2019), even. She's not that invested, she just can't help playing the victim.

This is still a massive lie though, and I hope she gets sued for defamation.

No. 794434

Just reminded me of Kiki Kannibaw vs Jane Doe. God, what an absolute mental case.

No. 794436

Right? I know rape isn't the victim's fault, but after a certain point you have to be ignoring some very obvious signs. Nobody outside of human trafficking is "raped" as much as Kiki, jfc.

No. 794439


ikr? It's so wasted on her. The moment she opened her mouth she turned ugly and it was uncomfortable. Girl needs help

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No. 794477

This must mean her rooftop massage date saga ended more prematurely than she wanted & she didn't get what she was expecting. I get the distinct feeling Kiki is one of those way OTT clingy girls with a guy, the ones who think it's cute to spam their phone with texts 24/7 like Navi from Legend of Zelda. I'm amazed Bobby put up with her as long as he did, but since it's Kiki Ostrenga it was bound to happen. Those girls have egos only a mother could love.

No. 794483

I totally agree. She's been looking for the "knight in shining armour" who will come and save her, give her the love she never had from her family and acceptance she never had at school/success career-wise. I think she's searching for a man who will look after her in that case, rather than someone who she can have a normal relationship with.

She needs help from professionals to function on a basic level. People who function normally do not keep getting back with the same types of shitty people who caused their traumas in the first place. If I were in her position, I would not be going near dating at all and would instead focus on finding acquaintances, who could then turn into friends, so I could get to know whether they're safe to be around. Something's gone wrong where she's learned that she can't save herself and needs someone else to do it for her. She even mentioned in her new YouTube video that she pretends she's already in a loving relationship to attract or manifest one or whatever. That way of thinking reinforces to herself and everyone around her that she can't cope without a man.

I hope they didn't force her to be on disability; I hope it's just a way for her to get the time and space to heal before going back to work. There's no way she'll heal if she's living with them again. Totally, I think they'd even sabotage her relationship if they found out. I wonder if Dakota's plan was to do what she did all along just to get as far away as possible from them and start over?

Anyway, Kiki needs to date someone she becomes good friends with, not random people she has no clue about. Part of me thinks she has no patience for that though because she's so desperate to latch onto someone.

No. 794486

I thought California was under some kind of lockdown? What is she doing? This is a good time for her to actually stay away from people, continue with YouTube and keep herself safe. Except she's still running after men. Men who could not only assault her but pass her the 'rona.

No. 794487

>People who function normally do not keep getting back with the same types of shitty people who caused their traumas in the first place.

Kiki keeps reliving the same drama because she never learns the lesson: stop being so toxically codependent, get a job/source of STEADY income that doesn't rely on feeding her narcisissm, and don't worry about dating until you straighten out and make some real friends. Oh, and either admit to something juicy or stop with the endless "forgive yourself for the past" BS unless you have massive guilt over something you did back then, in which case come clean or forever suffer.

Yep. Kiki always wants to seem like the rule-breaking baddie, but it backfires bc the only rules she breaks are ones sensible people don't. A guy who is gonna take you to a rooftop at 1am for a massage on a first date is a fuckboi who definitely isn't trying to stick around. I hate to be "that girl" but maybe Kiki needs to try celibate dating, she seems like the type who thinks her pussy is magic & is always so hilariously flabbergasted when the guys she fucks off rip end up abandoning her.

She popped up back in LA the same time Kota popped back up in Japan, before that they both went silent after March when Covid took off. Florida and California are major hotspots, and much of LA is shut down, so unless she's living there alone (highly doubt it) then all she's doing is physically being in LA, which to a cloutchasing thot must seem like exactly enough to find a rich husband. The type of guys Kiki lusts after could spot her crazy from 50 miles and more than likely have swerved her hard. I can vividly see her making a cringey profile on seekingarrangement, then just sitting in her room waiting for messages, staring into her webcam.

No. 794490

I wonder if her therapist keeps telling her nothing is her fault? Sometimes they do that so they don't appear to be victim-blaming. While it's not her fault that she was abused, she CAN stay away from creepy men now that she's learned what people can be like. She does have control over that, especially if she is in fact on disability and doesn't need to go to work yet, etc.

Totally, the steady income thing. She gets way ahead of herself with massive dreams rather than focusing on, "I just need to get a job to start with, any regular job." She needs to go back to basics and then build on those.

I don't get why she doesn't realise that. Going to a rooftop with someone alone at 1am so they can touch you? When she's about to be a 28 year old adult and is an abuse survivor? Her MySpace ex literally fell off of a rooftop. She keeps repeating everything in a twisted cycle.

They might have gone back to Florida temporarily back in March then, when travel was about to be severely restricted. It's probably better if she's actually living alone in LA with psychological help because at least that way she doesn't have her parents traumatising her further. She needs to not resort to seekingarrangement because that's going to drag her back into the same cycle of weird, predatory men. Any retail or cafe job would be good for her so she can learn how to communicate with different people at a distance and not get instantly involved.

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I think her family possibly moved to LA when she started her acting. The previously assumed notion was that she moved in with Bobby, but they broke up & she's still in that same bedroom with the wood floors. I tried going back through her old pics to compare her for-sure FL bedroom with the current one, but she baleeted all of them except closeups of the pets.

That's another thing- her pets are with her. Are we to believe she brought her whole life to LA to live with a BF, then stayed after he dumped her? Nah, but I can see them selling Sandra's paid-off house and moving to an LA suburb for one last ditch attempt to get Kiki to do something with her life or meet someone.

Also, bit of a gold nugget: Kiki went back and edited most of her captions, but left this one. k e k

No. 794499

>She needs help from professionals to function on a basic level.

I think she's had that help, but hit a wall because she's got that emotional poltergeist always on her back. She can preach about forgiveness and hesling until the day she dies, but if she also continues to insist she never did anything wrong (Sperg-chan, attacking herself w/ blaming others, harassing other scene girls on cam, endless animal goreporn, her&fam causing Danny's death via entrapment then denying the relwtiknship to cry rape, sealing the records out of guilt bc Cathy collecting condoms & letting him live there means no way they were protecting her, sending nudes to Johnny Craig then trying to play the victim when she herself admits he was a known predator before that, oh how the list does go on.

Kiki will never heal from being Kiki, because of how much of that past she buries or outright lies about to save face after the fact.

No. 794511

She’ll never be honest about what she’s done and she will lie to any and every mental health professional to make herself look like a martyr.

Tony Hawk-san?

Cramming as many phrases she thinks are “witty” in one caption as possible to try to sound like a quirky and intelligent talk show/ podcast host and instead sounding like schizo word salad.

No. 794516

Did anyone else notice this?

Kiki went quiet in January after this alleged new rape, but came back after reading some cheesy self help book that convinced her she's "not codependent, not an addict" and a few other classic Kiki ticks. I guess this book convinced her to unlearn whatever accountability for herself she might've gotten from actual therapy.

No. 794519

Seems plausible. Also, that's definitely not her room in Florida. It's definitely the same place she was in with Bobby in LA like you said. Whether she's with her parents or not is what I can't figure out. I don't know where her older brother is either.

I agree, I doubt she did that, but then again it's her. I dunno, I honestly think Scott could still have that house in Florida as well as the apartment in LA, meaning they were able to send Kirsten there to stay on her own. Also she's had so many cats I've lost track.

It's not like she'll ever admit that she did those things, even though she did. She traumatises not only others but herself with the animal gore stuff. She could just be vegan, keep pets and do actual charity work instead of plastering that shit all over Twitter. What normal person wants to look at that? That kinda shit makes me depressed.

No. 794521

>It's not like she'll ever admit that she did those things, even though she did.

That's what makes Kiki a true lolcow. She preaches forgiveness and accountability, but holds grudges against "haters" for not letting her bury her shitty, abusive past behavior to this day while screeching that she should be forgiven for all her past sins. That's why she'll be stuck and spinning forever, trying to find a new man to get her out of her parent's house.

No. 794522

During the eclipse, she posted that it wasn't visible from LA or FL, it coild be possible that Scott took an IT job in LA and Cathy and Kyler stayed in FL.

That was when Kota went home for New Years, which kinda makes me think she would have wanted to spend her time with her sister? but instead this "rape" happened & they both stopped posting until March when Dakota was back in JP.

I think "rape" is a Kiki coverword for "a social/life event happened for someone else that I wanted for myself, now I need a reason to be depressed and coddled for notnsoing shit in life".

No. 794528

Yep. She experienced abuse, but the mistake from her was abusing some people or at the very least bullying them in return (this could be explained as reactive abuse, though). She frequently bullied people who had nothing to do with her past which shows which path she went down. She can't continue to be nasty to people in the present moment due to her past. The way she's been speaking in her new videos is alarming. Like she's unhinged.

Their whole family dynamic is weird and it creeps me out. But yeah, possible.

No. 794532

The company Scott works for is headquartered in Sunnyvale, California. Not sure if it would be cowtipping to give specific information, but he switched jobs in April of this year. It still says he's based in Ocoee, Florida, but he could have moved in April. He could easily have bought Kirsten an apartment in LA considering his position. He could just as easily be living with her.

No. 794533


AYRT, yes. She skipped over "taking accountability & apologizing for your past actions" and tried to cover it with "forgive yourself & be strong enough to forgive others", which is why she's not making any real progress. She skipped "I was hurt and lashed out at (specific people) by (X, Y and Z), but now I know that was wrong and I'm truly sorry!", the most crucial step. Until she faces the truth about Sperg-chan, using Danny & getting him killed for attention, and chasing known abusers then crying rape. Although, now the lies run so deep, I don't think Kiki believes she can admit to them and still be considered a good person, but that's not true at all. Lying and hiding the truth is what's making her sick, not her past trauma- but the way she still tries to control how people perceive her, the wrong way. She's too disingenuous.

No. 794534

Sunnyvale is up near San Francisco, nowhere near LA.

No. 794538

Totally. She just needs to make one video addressing all of that and then it's over. I feel like that would get HEAPS of views. But she'll never do it because she'll be hated. Seeing as cancel culture is now a thing, she'd be cancelled straight away.

Dropping "Kiki Kannibal" needs to happen, but she went back to that persona. Not to armchair diagnose if you know what I mean, but how many personas has she had? Kirsten Leigh Ostrenga, Kirsten Leigh, Kirsten Ostrenga, Kiki Leigh, Kiki Kannibal, Kiki Mimieux, Kira Kira, Lilou Vos… That's some level of dissociation. She does, she's always trying to control how people see her. It's pretty bad.

I can't figure it out then. I'm from a small country so my perception of the US is a bit warped. Just realised it's a 5.5 hour drive from Sunnyvale to LA, oops. I think she's in LA on her own and that Scott bought her apartment and stays in Florida with the rest of the family.

No. 794559

TL;DR "I'm clingy and the word dystopia is way overused. Also, I'm vegan."

No. 794586

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If there’s one skill she does have, it’s concealing that toucan beak seamlessly

No. 794758

She already deleted this

No. 794760

Living in Sunnyvale doesn’t mean you can’t buy your daughter an apartment in LA. I’m more curious about the kind of money he makes, even with prices dropping due to covid, LA is still pretty pricey.

No. 794766

They could be in a cheaper surrounding area, and take the time to drive their Audi into LA to chase Kiki's dreams- er, her replacement guardian. She posts plenty of videos of her in the car.

No. 794793

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>You're not codependent, addicted, or broken

wew, lad.

No. 794797

So I went to Goodreads to see what's up with the book she mentions and, there's a lot of 5 stars but also bad reviews saying stuff like:

> "I'm convinced that all the 5 star reviews must be from anxiously attached people because this book offers nothing for anyone else lol."

> "Do not read this book. It may be comforting for someone to affirm that being needy or aloof is just your attachment style, but you're doing yourself a disservice"

So yeah. Sounds like Kiki.

No. 794798

I feel she is so close to getting into QAnon, imagine the milk if she hooked up with scotty the kid

No. 794812

we can only hope, but i think her yellow fever is too high for this

No. 794826

idk if she made it, saw people with nothing in common with her sharing that pic before she did on insta but at the same time I wouldn't put it past her as a possibility if it's a girl she had beef with. Scene community was full of crazy revenge porn and pedo drama but I'm a little skeptical about the context.

No. 794836

Also just because the company is based in Sunnyvale doesn't mean they don't have locations in LA near the silicon valley. He's in IT after all.

No. 794912

If I didn't know any context, this sounds like the beginnings of Kult Kaka.

No. 794982

She wishes. Nobody gives a shit about her like that lol

No. 795405

I am not the girl , jaime , in the pic but I did date the now convicted murderer shes talking about. He cheated on me with both of them. It's funny shes trying to act the victim when she had a consensual fling with him and willingly showed her tits on stickam back in the day

No. 795414

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(Ok I know it's anon, can be anyone, but I'll bite) holy shit! but I don't put this kind of thing past Kiki

On another note, she posted a story saying she found her "old amp" so, I guess she's back in FL? The LA rooftop fanfic could've been an old pic idk.

And… Yeah, she's a cowboy now

No. 795416

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She posted a video doing sexy then "funny" faces during the music. 2007 humor.

No. 795418

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Like, you know… The "funny face" basic girls like to make

No. 795478

Or she found it in the attic/her parents found it and gave it back to her.

No. 795479

She's trying so very hard to be quirky with all these outdated af movie references, but nothing lands because you can always tell she's only talking to herself. Kiki, if you want to be funny, stop talking and gesturing into your webcam like a schizophrenic and have an actual conversation with a human. Anyone can be funny in their hugbox with nobody looking.

No. 795484

She's been wearing this shirt for 84 years it feels.

No. 795506

Kiki likes to film her spastic episodes in bulk and latergram them, to pretend she's always this randumb and kwirky desu~

No. 795518

It's the outdated humor for me. She probably still visits 9gag.

No. 795522

She's suffering from the same viral fame phenomenon Greg is. It's only 15 minutes yet they can't let go. They keep going in between what made them popular in the first place to "new" trends and get them completely wrong. Their old shit is dated and they can't quite figure out what's in again. Kiki is still trying this quirky crystal manic panic girl garbage and it's done wrong and dated. She famous a LONG time ago. Even when she tries something new it's still outdated.

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No. 795534

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And then she posted this. Probably from >>795416
And a bunch of photos of the two actors she's always comparing her and Kota too.

No. 795535

> Probably from >>795416

Nah, my bad. Wishful thinking. The screenshots are different.

No. 795562

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This is the guy, his name is sean lovins. Him and jamie are from Jacksonville fl. Kiki gave him this necklace when he drove down to see her. They had a falling out I guess over something and kiki made a fake profile of jaime and messaged me on myspace asking for his address for whatever reason it was weird. He probably did show her nudes to people out of spite but she willingly sent them and also flashed her webcam on stickam when she was a minor herself so I'm not sure why shes acting like he showed the world something they havent already seen before lol

No. 795578

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Once a cow always a cow. I love how that’s supposed to be the photo that shows that they look like each other when Kaka is the uglier one, still trying to piggyback off of her little sister.

No. 795579

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Kiki’s story, this is the Laduree in Beverly Hills. This must’ve really made her grifter hillbilly ass feel bouj.

No. 795582

I think it's even worse, bc Kota's shopped, so Kiki probably feels super special. Also, the caption is kind of a jab since Matthew McConaughey is more good looking than Woody Harrelson lol

I knew it from the moment she took a pic of a $8 macaron

No. 795584

What is this weird, dated hyperfixation she now has where she thinks she’s Matthew Machaughnowhatever? That was a thing a decade ago. She’s retarded.

No. 795625

Nah, it's just that all her shirts look the same: white, low cut, cropped, odd sleves and either skintight or waist hugging. She dresses herself like one of those online dollmaker games.

No. 795628

Is Kiki actually schizophrenic? I tried watching her newest IG videos and I don’t understand at all what the fuck she’s even talking about in them. They seem like schizo rambles.

No. 795634

I mean we can’t tinfoil but it seems the consensus is tied between that and assburgers…

No. 795639

LMAO, there was a comment asking why Kota didn't follow her back and now its deleted.

No. 795645

Good job not capping it.

No. 795646

I always thought that was her trying to make little "previews" of whatever she made her YT videos about. Those are entire stand alone posts?

No. 795647

I strongly believe she’s only posting videos and archiving the pics she does post because they aren’t even clearing 600 likes, and at least with videos she can conceal the likes unless the post is liked by one of your mutuals.

No. 795650

>9 hours ago
I know it’s only 9am in Tokyo but not even a like or comment from Kota lel

No. 795748

People love only posting to their stories now because it shows who views your stories. A screen recordding app & a throwaway acct takes care of that nicely, though.

No. 795792

She has several shirts in similar styles that are like the ruffle shirt from Seinfeld. Even with as many as she has it looks like she only has and wears 5 shirts for such a rich LA princess. It's weird she's only wearing the white and trying to look so pure and angelic when she used to wear black and studs. Lolcow said she looked like a weird BDSM dominatrix all the time.

Isn't that kind of backwards too since Woody's older than Matthew? She seems weirdly fixated on this now to the point of just discovering his filmography lol. I know she made this reference before on Kota's birthday years ago but she seems really bent on making it happen now and emphasizing that she's related to her. Kota barely acknowledges her on the internet.

No. 795829

I'm surprised Kiki isn't bandwaggoning The Social Dilemma, it's a docu about how social media is destroying society (in a nutshell) starting around 2011-2013, which was when her and Kota broke the internet with shoops, lies and drama. It's right up her alley with how she's always blaming social media for her lack of sense.

>"There has been a gigantic increase in depression and anxiety for American teenagers which began right around… between 2012 and 2013. The number of teen girls out of 100,000 in this country who were admitted to a hospital every year because they cut themselves or otherwise harmed themselves, that number was pretty stable until 2010, 2011, and then it began going way up." -Jonathan Haidt, PHD., Social Psychologist

No. 795830

I’m not talking about stories. You can view her story without her even knowing. I’m talking about on her feed. She shelfed the selfie she took recently and before that it’s just a long line of retarded videos.

Woody is almost ten years older than him. She’s just not funny and lacks any sort of awareness for referential humor that isn’t at least a decade old. Idk why she tries to fancy herself and her sister as some 50+ year old slapstick stoner men with lots of money, there’s no parallels whatsoever except that they have all gone to seed.
>cheeky kiki
her humor literally just sounds like old men when they try to groom younger women it’s kind of bizarre

No. 795838

They both have their dad's middle aged chantard sense of humor and sexuality. That's why they're both basically femcels despite being so willing to sell themselves since puberty.

No. 795839

She does claim she was groomed online during her scene years. Problem with that is, her dad is/was tech savvy enough to monitor her shit- and her parents were, even. They just didn't care because the creeps were popular or in the music industry, which was Scott's dream job.

I wonder if Cathy ever dreamed about being a model? Maybe that's why both Kiki and Kota's lives have been centered around those two industries?

No. 795845

I think Scott and Cath really thought that their daughters were going to be the perfect cash cows. Remember when charms said Scott kept trying to sell her old merch and jewelry that was gathering dust and Kota was really embarrassed? I think they had a completely different idea of what was going to happen. It’s clear that the way they were raised is still deeply, deeply imbedded in Kiki at least. Instead of just becoming a regular account that posts things people would enjoy seeing (a good meal, a favorite skincare product, a fun outing, actual engagement instead of just talking at people, etc.) everything she does is postured to make her act like she’s famous when she isn’t and never will be. She poses too carefully to look more attractive and it’s really off plus people know what her real face looks like, she talks like she thinks she’s a celebrity guru and that people really need to hear what she has to say, and everything she posts is just another tryhard turd that she keeps throwing at the wall in hopes one will eventually stick. She behaves like she’s trying to monetize everything she does instead of acting like a regular fucking person. The fact that she still does this pushing 30 is so Baby Jane that it’s embarrassing.

No. 795848


> everything she does is postured to make her act like she’s famous

I think that's intentional. In her latest video she did pull up some law of attraction shit, where you have it in your mind that you already have the thing you want, next step is you have to act like it (she didn't say this second part in the video, but that's what this whole shtick is about) and it'll come to you. So I guess that's what she's doing…?

Fake it till you make it, and all that stuff.

No. 795854

Didn't she used to preach about Manifestation too? That's all that is, beleiving it until it becomes true, speaking it into being, etc. It won't ever work for Kiki though, because she won't do anything, and she can't understand that she can't just fake it till she makes it with something like "being a genuinely interesting and likable human". She's too obviously shallow and self-worshipping for that.

No. 795856

Yes I know, posturing is an intentional act anon.

No. 795900

Honestly at this point she needs to understand that, if she wants to “go back to the internet”, she needs something else rather than this self help bullshit she keeps talking about.

Stop using Kiki Kannibal and try some different niche at YouTube. Didn’t she had a degree in sound designing or something like that? Do some ASMR videos and get some money. Just do some kind of work FOR ONCE.

No. 795908

At the rate she's heading, long until she pulls a stupid stunt ala Lindsay Souvannarath?

No. 795910

Something to focus on that's not centered around looking at herself like modeling or acting, too. Something like jewelry making or art, anything where she is not in front of a camera.

Otherwise, she'll just keep feeding her own narcissism by staring at herself through filtered pics like some fucked up Ostrenga-bouros.

No. 795936

Her jewelry and art were all crap, though. She got popular from going all in with the scene kid thing when it was big. She has no ideas outside of "I'll jump on the next fashion/social trend and hopefully gain traction." She has no talent and can't even skate by on her looks

No. 795941

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Ahh, nostalgia. Someone shoop Kota into sailor Mercury.

No. 795942

Well she has Sailor Uranus hair now, wonder what she was going for

No. 795946

Sailor Uranus, the major sailor dyke lmao ironic

I remember that she was moderately successful when she decided to do makeup tutorials, she was getting +50k views. She could've a nice following by now if she didn't drop it right away.

But again, maybe her narcissism got in her way and she thought she deserved millions of views.

No. 795953

That's it exactly, whenever her new venture doesn't immediately give her the same attention as she had in her scene queen stickam days she gives up. She wants to be adored and admired simply for existing, the closest way to achieve that would be getting an onlyfans at this point but even that would be too much effort

No. 795966

Nah, not even that would get her as much attention as she craves (for as little work as she expects to do).

I reckon she did it right after Dakota went viral with the KotaKoti persona, she probably expected the same amount of attention (if not more)

No. 795967

I think the Ostrengas are way too proud to be SWs for the general public, Scott and Cathy wouldn'tlet her do OF even if she is an adult. They think anyone who isn't a celeb, "elite" or a stepping stone to them is beneath them.

No. 795977

She's also just not sexy in any capacity, thinking back to her role as Nazi succubus in that puppet movie lol

No. 795983

Oh god yes, she'd be cringey like Venus but way more full of herself.

No. 796083

Of course it is a matter of taste but Kiki always had a good hand at picking clothes, accessories and jewellery which are hype-worthy like the diamond necklace for example. If she wasn't lying about designing those jewellery pieces, maybe her shop would have been a success in the long run.

No. 796094

I doubt it, unless Cathy or Kota woild have been willing to be her shop slave, making and shipping everything while Kiki plasters her face all over the site and apends the money on herself.

The reason Kiki never became anything with all the help in the world isn't because she's lazy, it's because she's delulu, self centered and thinks she shouldn't have to do real work.

No. 796134


That was true back then, but now? I'm not so sure. In 2012 Tumblr? maybe, but she wouldn't be able to get away by scamming her fans or being a bitch. Now she's just trying to get into a 70s fashion thing, but it doesn't stick.

No. 796136

Plus, now all her clothes look the same. I had to do a double take to see if all her IG posts have her in the same 2 white tops.

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No. 796203

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Today’s story features when she peaked

No. 796280

I'm always floored by the sheer amount of photos they had taken of them during their early years. sage for ot

No. 796341

43 fuckibg minutes, holy shit

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No. 796370

She said she got addicted to cortisol which is why she stayed with someone abusive??

Holy shit read a fucking book kiki. That is not how cortisol works.

No. 796372

Yes that'd be… Adrenaline.

I'm in the part where she says she's allergic to latex and has a reaction when she uses condoms, so that's why she's tempted to not use protection.

No. 796373

Illiterate munchie confirmed jfc

No. 796374

I guess she doesn’t know there are condoms without latex…? At least in my country we have, since there are a lot of people with this kind of allergy.

This isn’t an excuse to not wear protection.

No. 796378

ok she said she dated an amazing guy who had a "lifelong STD" (probably AIDS), which he had to tell his partners (definitely AIDS) about and she basically says she considered "for a hot minute" getting AIDS to be loved by this person.

Wtf Kiki.

She then talks about how the media weaponizes people with STDs and she had to change how she was raised, etc.
Idk about Florida, but in my sex Ed classes we were told anyone can get a STD from sleeping without protection, blood stuff or other less likely means. The "slutty girl/boy with a ton of STDs" stereotype on TV is a stereotype, nobody is raised believing that shit.

Noteworthy: the abusive guy that is an actor and a lawyer, with blue eyes and Frank Sinatra voice had a movie come out on Netflix. I'm sure he did, Kiki.

No. 796380

Claiming she dated an actor with tan skin, icy blue eyes, and a frank sinatra voice. lolrite

No. 796381

Matthew McConaughey originally went to school for law before switching to a film degree last minute, she’s probably got her tall tale from that.

No. 796396

Wow, so all her problems are self inflicted! She knowingly chases fame-hungry losers like herself who fuck around unprotected and pretends to not know about latex-free condoms (remember the box of condoms and lube she had shipped to Japan so she could fuck Fangophilia? She definitely knkws about safe sex), and jokes about catching a lifelong STD to be woth a guy who is an actor.

She's gonna end up like Syd, and tbqh given her history of poor sexual hygeine I wouldn't doubt she already has a lifelong STD.

Also, how crass that she is still gushing over someone she claims was abusive just because he allegedly has a movie on Netflix. She's probably jealous of idiots like Lindsay Usich who wre in abusive relationships with assholes just for the clout.

No. 796399

>kiki pretending to be with gerard butler 2k20

No. 796404

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Tan skin + blue eyes… + Lawyer + actor

Ok, Kiki.

No. 796410

Can it be more obvious that they have serious daddy issues? Everything they've both done has been about finding a new daddy to take care of them while they act like 13 year olds online.

No. 796416

Aka to live exactly like Taylor R lmao

No. 796417

Does Kiki really think being an anonymous wannabe starfucker in LA is humblebrag-worthy? Or that a guy putting dick in her is somehow worth… something(?) if that guy is in a movie, even if he's never seen with her or speaks to her? Like with Kota and that actor shebwas stalking who never even acknowledged her?

No. 796426

i can't believe she's just sitting in her room screaming about the same thing she's been repeating for ten years or more. bitch needs medical attention

No. 796446

It was probably herpes, and I'd be amazed if a cockwarmer like kaka didn't have it or HPV already. If she jokes about being ok with a lifelong STD because of a mere latex allergy, she probably already does.

No. 796453

something really set my mind on AIDS because she said he has to disclose he has it to partners and she says something along the lines that she thought it was okay nowadays, that no one dies from it anymore, there are medications, etc. But could've been anything else and she just played it up.

But makes sense she already might have something else.

I remember she got a STD when she was younger? She mentioned it in a stickam live, it was chlamydia I think.

If this didn't scare her away from unprotected sex, nothing will.

No. 796482

>she thought it was okay nowadays, that no one dies from it anymore, there are medications, etc.


No. 796484

She strikes me as the type that has an incurable STD but pretends to not to know when she gets with new guys bc she's on medication for it. The amount of times she's been "raped" and how fast she fucks anyways (Taku, Fangophilia, Jack Cash), I'd be amazed if she were clean.

No. 796486

HIV/AIDS, HPV, Herpes, and Hepatitis C are incurable and can be caught from rawdogging.

Syphilis is curable.

No. 796489

Yeah, you were right. Could've been any.

I wouldn't be shocked if she thought "it's ok, I'm on meds"

No. 796497

>be 10 years ago
>randomly remember kiki
>look her up
>find her stickam
>click on a video
>kiki and her family are in the kitchen
>family are quietly making lunch
>kiki grabs two bread bags
>starts screaming "i whip my boobs back and forth, i whip my boobs back and forth"
>family acts like nothing is happening

No. 796506

Yeah checks out

No. 796515

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"no cap" ma'am you're 30

No. 796516

Interesting that her sense of humor is… exactly the same.
>no cap
got insecure we said her humor is extremely dated and instead of sounding younger, she sounds even more like a 40 year old man trying to keep up with the times. Can this woman do anything right.

No. 796522

No. 796525

I think she'd the same thing nowadays and think it's hilarious

No. 796544

In Kiki’s yt vid she talks about how a guy told her he could kill her right now and nobody would know. In Evan Rachel Wood’s initial statement about MM, she said Her abuser said the same thing. I’m sorry but given Kiki’s track record, it would not surprise me a bit that she took it from ERW’s statement to add to her dumb stories.

No. 796552

Wholly believable, she doesn't live in reality and she'll never leave lolcow so it's a logical conclusion.

No. 796557

Guarantee Kiki wastes the rest of her 20s trying to relive her teens via nostalgiaposting, hoping to gain popularity for being "randumb". Everyone has seen it, Kiki, and there are funnier, cuter and younger girls doing it now.

No. 796562

Fucking hell, I'm not being funny or anything, but she gives me major creepy vibes in both of her new YouTube videos, especially the second one.

So, as soon as this guy she met told her he could kill her without anyone knowing, she didn't run the fuck away? Is there something seriously, and I mean seriously wrong with her? She's been through stuff like this before. I've been through a bunch of traumas and even I would run for my life if anyone said anything remotely similar to that. Does she not realise that all it takes is meeting people in public and not getting into bed with them in their fucking homes to stop getting into these situations?

I'm starting to think she likes the feeling of being abused. S&M comes to mind. It's a different kind of fucked up at this point. Her issue is that she WANTS to be the victim and she enjoys being treated badly.

What is she talking about, playing along with the abuser? You might do that the first time, second time, max. third time to protect yourself, but after that, especially after going to therapy, you'd fucking get help to go home and lock your door.

She's addicted to the chemicals that go around her brain after someone tells her they're going to kill her?! Where are her parents? She needs to admit herself to a psychiatric hospital, or at least some kind of outpatient programme. She's pretty much admitted she's addicted to being abused and this is a severe problem. It's like she's so far gone she actually seeks it out on her own instead of running in the other direction. I don't even know how to begin explaining that, because a normal response is to want to be treated kindly and with respect, and to be genuinely loved. Her parents abused her and they started this off. Where even are they right now? I'm done.

No. 796564

PS I had been watching her for years and genuinely believed she was a victim, and that I could relate to her. The reality is that she's in the same category of creeps that normal people try to get away from.

No. 796566


this vid reads like the biggest warning sign as to why narcissists shouldn't learn the psychological vocabulary of the abused. she's like a lizard trying to wear human skin

No. 796567

Just adding more, but she keeps trying to get with high-profile men who are more likely to have narcissistic tendencies (actors might want all the attention on them, but obviously it doesn't guarantee narcissism - just makes it more likely). Sorry, but half the shit she goes through wouldn't happen if she talked to a bunch of "average" people and by that I mean people not trying to become famous. Would she get with a guy who works in an office, a builder, nurse, electrician, plumber, waiter, etc? Nah, they need to be famous because her standards are set ridiculously high and she's ruining her life because of it. She isn't suited to that life and needs to think like a normal person. Does she not want someone who she can connect with on an emotional level and live with? Then again, she might be in the right circle, because she's clearly surrounded by narcissists and is one herself.

yeah, it's so fucked up and creepy. Have you seen her creepy eyes in the video? She's unhinged. Never actually been terrified of her before until I saw this. Maybe she's projecting. Maybe she wants to kill people, so hangs around with people who talk about that. Who knows at this point.

No. 796570

I think the root of this whole thing is that she’s a fucking liar lol

No. 796572

Definitely. Not much to say past that.

No. 796573

>surrounded by narcissists
kiki has no friends and is surrounded by no one. she is the type of person that would call an extra in one dinky netflix one season throwaway an actor and just desperately hope people assume she’s bumping uglies with famous people. the only people around kiki are her pump and dump hookup dates and the voices in her head.

No. 796574

Ew in the first minute that I’ve watched of her most recent youtube she’s already mimicking Matthew McConauhey’s very distinct accent even after she made the way late vote for pedro-esque ‘alright’ dazed and confused reference. Truly a psycho bitch oh my god.

No. 796576

“The defense mechanism kicked in for me like, nice girl. My defense mechanism is nice girl and seduce. So to get out of dangerous situations I will play along and seduce them so I could have my out to get away. Um that’s what I would normally do, I would play along, which I did I’d be like ‘oh you wanna murder me? Yeah!’ Like it’s so sick to say now but that’s what kept me from feeling like ‘oh shit’ you know? It, it’s uh, it’s a weird thing that you play along with the abuser so that the abuser thinks you’re on their team, and that you’re on board, and that they can kind of be a confidant or you can be their confidant.”

Um Kiki, why do you sound like a prostitute? There’s no way for you to continually get yourself in these situations without willingly seeking them out.

No. 796577

Well, this blows all her rape-claim credibility out of the water for me. Being nice to predatory men and seducing them "to get away"? No, that's exactly backwards. Kiki only ends up a victim because she chases after predators and then signals to them that she's into them, instead of clearly communicating her discomfort and leaving safely. What happened to all that "communication is key" shit she used to spew? She's literally saying that when she, a self proclaimed rape survivor who loves doling out safety and self care tips, has the chance to communicate clearly and walk away for her own safety she chooses not to bc of some thrill it gives her. That sounds so masochistic, and adding to that WHY then does she always go telling everyone she was raped afterward? Does she not realize that everything she says and does is starting to feel like she seeks out certain scenarios so she'll always be in the position of a pitiful victim instead of a slutty bully like she was in her scene days? Because she's unintentionally contradicting herself with this video.

No. 796580

>You might do that the first time, second time, max. third time to protect yourself, but after that, especially after going to therapy, you'd fucking get help to go home and lock your door

I don't believe Kiki was ever in therapy, unless it was to get some bullshit PTSD diagnosis for her disability so she won't have to work. If she is, she's working her therapist and lying by omission or telling them what they want to hear, because the shit she keeps spewing is the total opposite of what a legit therapist would tell you to do and would say to you. A real therapist would have told her parents to keep her off the internet, get her a real hobby or a part time job, and stop dating until she stabilizes and has her own shit for herself, away from her parents and their influence.

No. 796581

Gonna add to this, I just had a thought after I submit: what if Kiki was told by a shrink to get offline, but S&C still think she's an undiscovered starlet so they enable her? They have to be the ones paying for everything, they could easily cut her off from all her toxic triggers and all the anon threads she reads about herself, but part of me wonders if they don't get skme sick thrill from prostituting their kids for so long? The way they handled Dakota going viral was disgusting, the way they handled the Danny drama was disgusting- everything feels like, no matter what really happenes, they want Kiki to be both adored and victimized instead of seen as an unstable NEET skank who won't do anything with her life.

No. 796582

Kiki is 28, so her actions are fully 100% her own. She’s delusional, plain and simple.

No. 796583

Well, maybe that's why she's acting insane? Because she has no one to talk to besides weird men?

Lmao, she actually is. She always been copying someone. She literally has no personality of her own. But him, why? So fucking strange.

Probably not. Anyway, PTSD doesn't do this to someone. It's centred around avoidance, fear, etc. Someone with PTSD wouldn't repeat the same patterns this many times, they'd lock themselves away in their home before doing anything like it again. She's just a sadist. I mean even if a therapist told her to do that, she'd probably just switch therapists until she found an enabler.

I think they're enabling her to some extent. But she's in her late 20s so they can't have as much input as they did before. True about all that, imagine whoring your children out like that? The images Scott took of them… Fucking hell, makes me wanna boke.

No. 796585

She has no one to talk to because she chooses to have no one to talk to. No one is good enough for her. Name a single friend she has actually had. It’s a choice.

No. 796586

Does anyone else think she stands in front of her mirror pretending to be the female version of Matthew McConaughey accepting an Oscar?

No. 796588

>The images Scott took of them… Fucking hell, makes me wanna boke.

Yes. And it was always weird to me that the pics of young Kiki were sexy and risqué, but pics of kota were cute, edgy, and stylish. It's no wonder Kiki ended up the more fucked up one, she was sexualized the most early on while kota was just the chubby comic relief.

But Scott taking those pics, posing her and then putting them online, while homeschooling them and letting them be so wild and party at shows with predatory band guys… All the weird, creepy little things put together make me feel kinda bad for Kiki, she and kota really didn't have a chance at a healthy childhood because of their parents' creepy obsessions with their kids. The whole Ostrenga family dynamic seems very schizoid and creepy.

She wants friends to fill the kotakoti-void from when she went viral and moved away, but despite them being sisters and "BFFs" their dynamic was clearly unbalanced. Kiki was the scene queen, koti was the sidekick and I bet Kiki wants that again, to be in the spotlight with a bestie that she never has to compete with.

No. 796589

She doesn’t just do that, she creates entire monologues all day and when she lies awake at night, she fantasizes about being Evan Rachel Wood tearfully shaking and crying giving that statement in the courtroom, she salivates at the thought of being on a Ted talk.

No. 796594

She can't decide if she wants to be a creepy man or if she wants to fuck a creepy man, so she goes for both and cries rape when she contradicts herself.

No. 796595

True. I think because Kiki was the skinny one back then and had more potential to be a model, so that's why her photos were more risqué. I think their parents caught onto that a bit more and exploited it. Dakota was definitely the cute one to begin with, but was self-conscious. I now wonder if that was due to comparing her weight with Kiki's like I originally thought or because she sensed her parents were acting like predators. Still fucked up though.

Yeah, I feel sorry for them too. Absolutely disgusting behaviour from their parents.

I don't think Dakota wants to be close to Kiki and knew from the get-go she needed to get away from her and her entire family, but keeps talking to her/them out of politeness. She probably knows she needs to keep the mental case at a distance. Totally, but Kiki's never gonna be in that position again. She only managed to because it was her little sister who didn't know any better. Now that everyone's an adult, that shit won't go down.

No. 796596

Makes sense. She's always playing a different character. It's so unsettling.

No. 796598

Also remember when Cathy was referring to Dakota as Koko in Kiki's hip piercing video? It just seemed weird to me because she only really referred to herself as her given name or Koti. She looked miserable. I'm probably being nitpicky but to me it seems to support the fact that they wanted Dakota to be more like Kiki at the time ("Koko" is awfully close to "Kiki") until she came up with her "living doll" character which topped Kiki's scene thing. Kiki's been trying to top that since 2012. Bet she never thought Dakota would ever overtake her. The issue is that she's close to 30 years old so that kinda rivalry is irrelevant now.

No. 796604

Can you believe the milk is flowing again?

No. 796610

>she's like a lizard trying to wear human skin

That's exactly the vibe I'm getting. Hugely unsettling and I hate the thought of what this type of talk does to actual victims.

Kaka is never going to top Dakota yet she keeps trying a new thing each year. They've both peaked, if you can even call it that, so so long ago.

No. 796617

There's a reason we have a LC site banner of bald-shooped kaka with roaches crawling all over her and the greentext phrase posted by a brilliant anon: "Kirsten is a human shaped sack of flesh piloted by bugs. She is demented" (or something close to that).

No. 796630

"Stay healthy, stay safe, take care of yourself, protect yourself, have boundaries, and stick to your boundaries because people are going to push them. They always do and they always will. And no one's gonna save you but you. No one's gonna protect you, but you. When the sky is falling, is that person gonna be by your side with you? No. It's just you, and you have to weigh what you can handle by yourself…"

Fuck, she really needs to talk to some normal people. The fact she feels like no one is there for her speaks volumes. She thinks everyone is out to get her which isn't true. Imagine being this traumatised and paranoid. How can she assume that everyone will push her boundaries when she doesn't know everyone? What a generalisation. Not everyone will do that. Does she not want some friends before trying to jump to finding a husband? Also, she said it herself. Don't date actors. No shit. She needs to go back to Florida and be normal.

No. 796632

"have boundaries, and stick to your boundaries because people are going to push them"

yeah, like she did when an extra on a Netflix movie told her he could kill her. Also, it speaks volumes that she says "everyone" will do that. Does she include herself there? Her family? Does she respect other people's boundaries?

Sounds like she is Vanessa Hudgens in The Frozen Ground. "Seduce" them? Were you hitchhiking in the middle of the night, in the 70s, when a truck driver picked you up? That's movie shit.

Also, the entire "going after abusers because you were abused" thing happens a lot, but she said herself she went through that when she was 13. How did you not pick up you were acting like when you were 13?

I don't even think it's masochism, she just likes being abused so she can be a victim. Like a munchie, but with abuse instead of illnesses.

No. 796633

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Holy shit, literally living through her peak time

No. 796634

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No. 796639

Right, so she wants to bring back MySpace where she met Mr MySpace AKA Danny Cespedes who supposedly abused her. She is into S&M, she really is. I don't know why she keeps referencing her scene phase besides the fact she's finding it impossible living in the present with all her traumas, or she's trying to make people think, "Look, I was once relevant!"

Can't she just change her style to alternative and shut up already? Like, just go to a salon and change her hairstyle, change her make-up and clothes, and done. It's like she's going, "I uSeD 2 B LiEk diS" every few days when no one gives a fuck about the past.

No. 796641

Why is she acting like she's still scene? She gave up on that shit for fairy elf goddessu-kei when kota went viral & never went back. This feels like she's trying to tease scene into coming back bc she thinks she'll have her old fans begging her to come back and be their kira kira scene queen again.

Problem is, nobody would go for that shit now- not the way they did it before. It's not cool to randomly be a cunt anymore, and people get burned out on fakes faster than ever.

No. 796643

"Like we brought stripes back" who?? Literally, who brought stripes back after scene kids were over?

No. 796648

She only wants to go back to scene if she's asked by her adoring fans, of course. She can't genuinely want to do something just for fun anymore, everything is carefully selected to suit her brand. Nobody likes shallow, curated fake cunts.

No. 796653

Hilarious, considering how she dressed when she was in Japan for the Taku/Fangophilia drama- all black or all white ethereal bondage skank, complete with garters and harnesses and collars.

No joke though, I can see her being into sadistic shit and trying to normalize it/shrug it off way more than I can see her just being this painfully unaware.

No. 796672

You guys are operating on the basis that she was telling the truth when the odds are in favor that she made the whole thing up

No. 796683

she's def lying through her teeth. remember all the many lies she made up on twitter over the years about people asking if she was a model? or the time she claimed she dated an actor from cabin in the woods? she's desperate to recapture her childhood fame. she clings to kota desperately but koots doesn't seem to give her the time of day back. the time she was in japan we never even got pictures of them together. i think koots keeps her at a distance because she knows her famewhoring sister would try to fuck her way through everyone she knows.

it's probably too much of a compliment for her but she has a weird mulholland drive thing going on where there's the dream world in her head how she thinks it is and then there's the cold ugly reality.

No. 796687

I know nobody got time for this video, I’ve been watching it in ten minute increments.
-says the man she was booking up with called himself a warlock
-says you’ve got to keep your WAP in check
-legit says she needs to heal the “crying of the lambs inside of me”
-“if I’m going to take on an STI forever, then I want him to be with me forever” oh the lambs are truly screaming Clarice
-“he was like you’re an unstable person so I can’t date you” smart guy
-“I was really playing with fire, I was playing with an atomic bomb” the atomic bomb is you Kirsten
-“to be candid with you, I’ve had a couple of scares. And my gynecologist was like this isn’t you” sure
-[on herself] “you’re worthless and you deserve to be in pain and this is what you get might as well have fun with it” okay so you’re a slut that likes rough sex? okay?
-keeps repeating over and over that she’s addicted to the chemicals and “in pain” which is basically confirming that she willingly goes out of her way to make these choices and seek these men because that’s what she wants but then calling it rape and abuse afterward holy f

No. 796689

BDSM is completely mental imo, but people can still be raped and abused in those encounters. Assuming that someone can’t be raped or abused if they’re doing kink is very bullshit 1960s thinking.(Off topic)

No. 796692

NTA but
> you’re worthless and you deserve to be in pain (…) might as well have fun with it
Sounds like a pretty masochistic mindset to me. >>796689

No one said you can't be raped under these circumstances.

I watched the whole thing, had to skip through her repeating herself. I'm into BDSM and tbh she really doesn't sound like she's into it, she wouldn't be able to victimize herself, since it's all consensual.

No. 796696

I never said that, for the love of god, we don’t need anymore of these obvious “clarifications” when someone says something specifically tailored to a certain persons situation. I don’t need to hear an ‘ackkkkshually, here’s how this can mean one thing!’ when it’s about a completely whole other thing. In this case, the thing being Kiki is a LIAR looking for a story to apply as her central personality trait. Moving on.

No. 796703

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dakota is irrelevant, a washed-up old hag by actual model standards, yet she's still "accomplished" more than kiki in recent years. lmao at kiki namedropping her on a recent post for some attempt at clout.

No. 796705

Screenshot already posted upthread

No. 796709

anyway damn is that real? lol ouch

No. 796716


Anyone remember timeline anon? We need her back to summarize with the new milk again.

From what I understand Taro/Fangophilia wouldn't have hooked up with her at random but may have expected some social media marketing out of her. Did she even get to keep the stuff she wore from him?

Doing gods work, anon.

No. 796740

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I know in my soul that this thumbnail made Kiki spiral into rage about Taylor copying her

No. 796744

LMFAO especially now that she can't go full spergchan mode

No. 796745

tbh I wish she was still here. Sometimes I can sense her spirit here, roaming the fields… lingering in the darkened stalls, poking the cows with little twigs. Remnants of her are everywhere and nowhere at all. With this wistful sigh she is carried by the breeze, to bless this farm forever

No. 796761

I've always thought she's gonna end up like Sara Goldfarb from Requiem for a dream, I hope she gets help and snaps out of it because it'd be an awful fate.

No. 796765

Wow, this is so accurate it's sad. I genuinely hope this doesn't happen to her. Hope she does get help because the last video she made was the most worrying one she's ever made. I used to kinda brush over the stuff she used to say, but the latest one is super alarming.

No. 796766

Forgot to sage, sorry.

No. 796770

I wouldn’t waste my empathy on feeling sorry for Kirsten.

No. 796785

She bought those finger claw rings from him when she was in Tokyo, because for PR he likes to meet his clients in person. She met up, hooked up with him, posted the jewelry in a ig post video tagging him, saying "thanks for giving this kitty her claws" or something like that. Later she apparently met up with him again, probably to discuss a custom order (he does that, meets with potential clients) and she likely just threw herself at him. She walked around in public in featherd, wings, stripper garb amd platforms with bondage harnesses and garters during this time, too. Soon after she posted pics and videos of him drunk and in bed with her, anons made the connection so she changed the caption on her ig video, removed the tag and topk down all the pics. She went from trying to cloutchase a guy who was trying to do his job to erasing him from her social media when she failed to woo him with her antics.

IIRC she may have also written something on his back or posted some other type of pic similar to the Jack Cash "i love kiki" bootycall pics, but it was years ago so I can't be sure.

No. 796786

I see posts all the time here and in the Dakota thread that make me squint and think, but I'm sure she still lurks and posts but is a lot more careful now. Any time any sperg or stan gets accused of being too personally invested, the wk protests but also the stanning stops or diminishes.

No. 796816

i just burst out laughing. i felt so bad for the mom in this movie but fuck kiki

No. 796835

Omg, she looks and speaks so much like my therapis I broke up with a few weeks ago. It's insane. (Except the lingo, the fact that the therapist is like 70 and that she isn't aaaaas insane as Kiki)

No. 796836

I guess it depends on what you mean by wk. Personally I think the constant attempt to steer Dakota’s thread to her being a prostitute is suspicious and I don’t understand why anons who poke holes in it get accused of being ostrengas. Meanwhile, Kiki is talking about seducing men and paying for std screenings every few months and harping about sexual health while living in one of the most expensive cities in the US with no job yet nobody comes in here and accuses her of being an escort.

No. 796837

if you google scott on whitepages it says he lives in LA. is there a way he could be paying her rent under his name without living there himself?

No. 796840

I’m more apt to believe they all live together, it would explain why the bedroom is the only place that’s ever filmed. She’s too paranoid to have roommates, wouldn’t put it past her to call her parents roommates in posts either.

No. 796841

i thought about that, but there's 3 problems
1. the CA location only showed scott, not cathy. and if you're wondering, it is him. full name, age and previous city all matched.

2. kiki's ebay location is still orlando, where her parents ship out her listings. she also went to visit them there when walmart anon took the pics.

3. it's most likely a one bedroom apartment given the prices in LA. and i seriously doubt all 4 of them could comfortably share one bedroom.

also remember one or two years ago when she said she was waiting on her "birthday money" to buy filming equipment, that shows she does rely solely on her dad's money for some things.

No. 796845

Different anon, but this is what I think is happening. Either that or Scott does actually live there with her, but I doubt it. It wouldn't make sense because I'm 99% sure Cathy still lives in Orlando with Kyler (unless he moved out), so them living separately doesn't make sense. I think he's just paying for it without living there and she's there on her own. It's not out of the question that he bought it for her either.

You're right. She's probably on disability and gets extra money from him. That would explain why she was able to spent time on student films without getting paid.

No. 796847

Them living separately makes sense if they're separated, anon.

No. 796850

Yeah, I was thinking they separated and Scott went with Kiki while Cathy stayed behind with Kyler.

No. 796856

Same anon, I feel like they didn't separate, but what do I know. It's because Kiki was saying she was lucky she had her family to go back to in Orlando in the latest video. Not sure.

No. 796860

Which is more likely?

>Kiki is living in LA by herself, without working, for 2 years

>Scott and Cathy split up/are separated OR Now have the FL house and a small LA apartment/rental outside, but nearby, LA.

No. 796869

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Ok idk why it kinda reminded me of this old tweet of hers saying she "had" to turn down "almost" every job at the industry. It makes me wonder if she was ever actively looking for a 9-5 position in entertainment.

No. 796873

as one of the anons who think koots could be sugaring (among other options), nah. mods are free to check my ip. i'm not kiki, but i think defending either of them at all comes off as wk. i mean, why would someone be so pressed at the suggestion when koots doesn't get work and japan is expensive/doesn't want to rent to foreigners? it's not outlandish.

No. 796874

I mean there is no way Kiki makes enough/ has good enough credit to get an apartment by herself. It’s clear Scott just put his name down on the apartment for her so his little princess can continue to play pretend that she’s a successful actress in LA

No. 796875

So this idiot turned down opportunities to make a name for herself. Kek. Always self destructive, never change kaka.

No. 796876

>nobody comes in here and accuses her of being an escort

Kaka isn't showing off the way escorts do. She seems barely mentally functioning, much less enough to be as an escort

Knowing her, she'd write on her clients backs with sharpies and instagram it.

>try living on that in LA

Saying this while living on parent's money at her age kek

No. 796877

I agree wages for some roles are ridiculous, but she paid 5k to be in a Z-list horror movie. To be paid for her work is an upgrade.

I also didn't get her point. You look up "LA minimum wage in 2019", it's pretty much $12/hour. Kiki, a lot of people are living with it in LA.

No. 796880

I don’t think you’re Kiki, I meant suspicious as in sometimes it just sounds too vendetta. I think it’s weird that we’re automatically “defending” her by saying the tinfoils are just that and don’t hold any weight to them. You thinking she could be an escort isn’t the issue, it’s the way just a (I’m assuming) couple of anons continually talk in circles and have been for years. They bring nothing to the table, just beating the sugar baby meme into the ground so aggressively that it seems like a hyperfixation.

It’s not difficult at all to get a job or place to live in Japan when you’re fluent in Japanese btw

No. 796881

She doesn’t have any skills, why does she think she’s too good for a job with regular pay? She doesn’t possibly consider herself to have “higher skills”?

No. 796885

Oh, you know she absolutely does.

I wonder how much of "turning down an offer at a major co." is true. You'd have to have skills just to be interviewed.

She mentioned assistants being underpaid, I wonder if she ever applied to be an assistant in LA? Sounds like the kind of job she'd find to be beneath her.

No. 796886

It wouldn't make a difference if they split up. Cathy doesn't work and probably has to look after Kyler who is heavily autistic. Scott still has to provide for the whole brood. Plus I'm sure moving Kiki to LA was partially to make it seem like she finally got independent and is at least living on her own rather than being a 28 year old neet living with her parents.

There's no way she's paying for it herself. She has 6 roles in total in her imdb, one of them being an on-set photographer. Her only degree is for audio engineering, and minimum wage waitressing won't pay for any of that.

What's crazy to me is that I don't think it sounds like Scott should be able to afford to pay the living of 2 households. If he is, he must be leaving very little money for himself and Cathy just so Kiki can play hollywood.

No. 796890


Wrong thread, fam.

No. 796891

We don't actually know a lot about Cathy's work situation, and Kyler at least used to be a PC gamer so he could be making money himself to help out. Cathy is more tech savvy than most parents her age, I doubt she's doing nothing for money while Kiki talks to herself in a room in LA.

No. 796894

>Meanwhile, Kiki is talking about seducing men and paying for std screenings every few months and harping about sexual health while living in one of the most expensive cities in the US with no job yet nobody comes in here and accuses her of being an escort.

Because, like Venus, she's a fucked up cringelord and nobody would pay to be around her more than a couple of times. I'd bet money that she tried and failed long ago, and I'm certain she tried it in Japan.

No. 796898

Do you think Kiki could br doing any sort of tech work to pay the bills, or it's all up to the rest of the family to support her LA-Whole-Foods lifestyle?

No. 796899

I'd bet on her doing photography before IT work, since she alreadyhas (Vampire Dad). Stock and nature/animal photography as well perhaps.

No. 796901

i doubt it since all of her previous money schemes involved the internet, like patreon and lilkitten, because she has no real life skills and half-asses everything that doesn’t bring instant success. Maybe she’s hoping on marrying a rich hot actor and be set for life with him. Could explain why she’s so insanely desperate about being in a relationship with one. I think she planned on marrying Taku after only meeting the guy in person like two times.

you sound like you got problems. lay off the drama for a bit, familia.

No. 796904

Now that she’s back, I’m hoping for another Japan trip (like next year). Her Japan adventures always provide the greatest milk lmao

No. 796906

I believe the reason that she didn't take up one of those $12/hr jobs was because she'd have to come off of benefits/welfare/whatever it's called as soon as she started any kind of work. I don't know how it works in the US. She probably wanted something that she felt was actually worth coming off of them for. That's probably why she was able to do voluntary work instead without any of her payments being affected. It's kind of an accepted thing - the job needs to have a certain number of contracted hours and a certain salary for it to be worth it, so she might actually be better off doing certain things for free or even paying to do them so she doesn't lose out on government help.

Just a theory, since people kept mentioning something about disability payments.

I do think Scott just owns the apartment in LA or is renting it under his name because Kiki wouldn't have the income to do either of those things herself. I think he's in Florida with Cathy and Kyler. By the way, although Kyler is autistic it's not like he can't do anything for himself. He plays Warhammer (or at least used to) and that game takes a hell of a lot of intelligence to play as the rules are very complicated.

No. 796908

That makes sense. Shes on disability and Scott is paying rent, so she can rely on these things to chase her Hollywood dream. Maybe she gets to perform odd jobs as a photographer, like in her IMDb (which sounds kind of hard to get regularly if you don't have a solid portfolio - plus, her ego is so big, she'd probably go nuts from not being in front of the camera).

I also agree that Kyle is probably a lot more functional than people assume - but I think his family would be more than glad to use his autism to get checks from the govt.

Oh shit, me too. Won't happen this year, thanks to 'rona.

No. 796941

Now that I think of it, have we ever even seen a proper picture of Kyler? Sometimes I forget Kiki has a brother

No. 796943

what would she be on disability for besides being retarded

No. 796947

being retarded.

No. 796948

anons only think she's on disability because she made a post as spergchan saying "i'm on disability, i can do this all day" (referring to spamming the board with gore all day) but idk.. i think she probably just said that to throw the scent off of her and make it sound like some disabled looney was doing it. anons took it too literally. i mean disabled for what? scoliosis?

No. 796951

Kiki doesn’t work tho. She hasn’t like, ever right? Didn’t she say she worked at an ice cream parlor once but immediately quit because muh harrassment? Disability is so plausible, all it would take was her going to a dgaf psych in Florida and she could be put on disability for her crippling anxiety, agoraphobia, obvious assbergers, whatever.

No. 796952

nah i think the ostrengas are just irresponsible as fuck with money and prioritize Kiki living her dream above anything, and are probably funding her whole lifestyle hoping she'll make it big any day now and they're just giving her a start-up.

remember the kickstarter? they wanted $20k just to show up to LA with music equipment and as soon as they stepped foot there, they would instantly become celebrities doing music tours. Like they and their parents are literally that delusional about what ungodly special indigos they are. Funny to see how the kickstarter plans would have flopped just like Kiki's acting career

No. 796955

I mean S and C have to have an inkling of that now, though. I’m sure they know Kiki isn’t going anywhere at this point.

No. 796956

That era was amazing. The way they really thought they would be able to fool the internet into funding their potential careers. I'm willing to bet the Ostrengas are in debt because of how frugal they live. Didn't kaka say something about not them being able to afford even a simple checked luggage on her fated trip to Tokyo? kek

No. 796968

Did she? I remember she wore a dumb kitten mesh jacket that costed $700. Plus the skull bracelets and other pieces from her 2012 era, that went by $500 each. They didn't seem like knock-offs.

No. 796970

Most people who live in LA to break into the entertainment industry have like 2 jobs and 3 side gigs. She’s pathetic.

I also kinda doubt she’s on disability. The gov’t does not want to give it out, and when they do, it’s barely enough to live on. If she’s getting income from her parents, any attempt to get on disability would be rejected

No. 796975

sort of. there was a video of them all on splash mountain on kiki's old myspace or something and he was sitting behind them on the ride. there was a picture years later of them all on tower of terror and by then kyler had been given scene hair.

i always took that as a dig at farmers. she thinks we're a handful of people on disability posting all day. her past comments and behavior shows she doesn't think highly of disabled people even though she tried to make it look like she did by tweeting something about making carbon copies of her notes for the students with disabilities office at her school.

lmao anon those idiots spent $5k to buy kiki a role in a b horror movie thinking it would get her a break. they are not accepting that their kira kira princess is a flop anytime in this century.

No. 796977

>she thinks we're a handful of people on disability posting all day. her past comments and behavior shows she doesn't think highly of disabled people

Holy shit I still remember a video of hers on stickam (very old, she had scene platinum hair) where she was basically making fun of the disabled, slouching like "why do all retarded people eat like this?" And laughing at a girl in a wheelchair at her college because "she was so fat"

God I wish we still had those floating around.

No. 796981

Yes she did, in the grand sperg-chan reveal one of her "anon" posts was a bitter complaint about the travel costs to Japan kek

No. 796987

Remember how she also tries to sell her old used up stuff constantly to recoup costs though? And asks for more than it was worth new? Pretty certain she must have sold some stuff if she's not still wearing it.

No. 796991

Her parents can easily hand her over cash for food and bills while she spends her benefits on other stuff. Or they could be ordering the stuff she wants using their accounts. Kinda like gifts.

No. 797022

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Are you….making that up? I searched the words Japan, cost, travel, trip, expensive, and luggage in all of the spergchan posts and didn’t find anything like that. https://lolcow.farm/all-posts-kiki.html

i didn't find anything at all about money, except some bitter comments about Taylor using "her daddy's money to play celebrity" which is fucking hilarious right now

No. 797047

It definitely happened. Search "baggage", for some reason she called it that.

It stood out to me as such a strangely specific thing for her to complain about when it costs nothing to check a bag and is usually included in a ticket.

She outed that she basically had to use some super cheap discounted airlines to get to Tokyo.

No. 797053

oh ok, sorry i saw it. this is what she said:
>Is she flying business class? And man, that hotel… Look at me flying cheap economy class for ~17 hours to Tokyo in August and worrying about my hand baggage size

Wow that's a very honest display of jealousy at Taylor.

No. 797057

Never forget the lone suitcase haha >>167715

No. 797061

God, I miss this era

Although her “big actress in LA” era provided some amazing moments, there was something about her Japan era that was just chef’s kiss

No. 797069

Is there a list of all the Kiki threads somewhere? I have been going on a nostalgia trip reading backwards through her saga but some of the threads seem to be missing/not linked. I checked her wiki page but didn’t see it. (If I am a retard and just glanced over it I apologize in advance.)

No. 797076

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NEVERMIND. I went down a Kiki rabbit hole today and found this in an old thread. She had just copied and pasted that baggage comment from someone on PULL at random… I also didn't find any evidence that she went to Japan in August 2016.

also this shows, like admin said, that she was leaving red herrings here and there to throw off the scent. I think the disability claim was one of them too.

No. 797080

Yet the hours are accurate (Google search for "orlando to tokyo flight time" is indeed 15-17 hours average). Are we sure this user wasn't one of her sockpuppets? Otherwise it was pure luck she could find a post from some other fellow Florida poorfag to paste in here.

No. 797088

Kiki is so fucking weird

No. 797121

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LMAO her 15min are back

No. 797122

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Kirsten, you're fucking cringe

No. 797125

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It's specially funny when she was low-key hinting she had rented her own place in Tokyo. Meanwhile, she's seething with envy of Taylor.

No. 797139

>after studies
remember when she was pretending to learn Chinese AND pretended to talk to a pen pal but it turned out to be a sockpuppet

No. 797141

God, the MUH APAATO was so fucking cringy. I recall a reply to someone's question about veganism like *Sorry I can't write rn bc I'm walking to ~MY APARTMENT~ uwu*

No. 797142

The fact that it was literally just a hotel room … she really thought she was going to be ogled and swept up

No. 797157

I remember she started the China/Chinese thing after she stole a picture from Google, filtered it and pretended she took the pic in Japan, but it had Chinese signs on it.

No. 797158

Orlando to Tokyo can range from 17-21 hours. The same is true for a billion cities in the east coast, I checked Atlanta, GA and Charlottesville, VA at random and they said the same, even some cities in Canada. That PULL user doesn’t have to be from Florida. Also the admin said they and the PULL mods confirmed that person was not her sockpuppet. She actually copy/posted several posts from various random PULL users including the mod Apple, I guess in an attempt to sound normal in between her rage posts. And I said there’s no proof she even went to Japan in August 2016. If I’m not mistaken the last time she went was in 2014 with Taku

seriously what is it with the kiki/kota community wanting to believe things based on the single absolute weakest link and ignoring a mountain of strong evidence that points to the contrary.

No. 797164

Good to know Kiki isn't the only one pathetic bitter cunt being jealous of a nobody like Taylor, I guess?

No. 797181

Totally off topic but Jesus Chris the taku saga happened in 2014? It feels like it just happened but it’s almost fucking 2021. I’m having a existential crisis rn

No. 797182

It happened late 2015 I’m pretty sure?

No. 797183

Kiki has always reappeared and disappeared off the internet that it made me wonder why. I've always had a small inkling that it's because she was checked in and out of a mental hospital. She's just always so deranged and delusional. Wasn't it during the sperge era that she claimed to be off meds and on some sort of disability? I've never seen someone tell so many false narrations of their life and believe them as she does. I feel like every time she returns is because she's off her meds, which eventually she spirals and disappears again(returns to the ward for relapse).

No. 797194

That's called deflection, it also happens in the dakota threads like clockwork.

No. 797197

Here's the first actual Kiki thread: >>>/pt/82

No mention of Taku, so that was probably 2015.

No. 797204

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autumn/winter 2015 I think. Anyways, I was looking for the first taku posts and found again this gem >>45355
Kaka's threads used to be a wild ride

No. 797234


Yeah, so, Japanese Kanji adopts Chinese characters, so, you'll see traditional Chinese characters throughout Japan, public signage included.

No. 797246


>scrolling old Kaka thread

>sees posts noticing she only wore ~2 outfits with different accessories
>called a hotel room her apartment

I might spend the rest of the night walking down memory lane with Kiki, because holy shit. Looking back, we didn't know how good we had it.

No. 797247

No shit, but what Kiki posted was a photo of China.

No. 797255

I remember that, she posted a pic of maybe HK thinking it was Japan, but that was long after she claimed she was getting a tutor. Dakota and Kiki both feigned interest in CN/KR before Kota got her foot in at Bravo, but after Kota really went to China and then never mentioned it again they both dropped it. The China pic Kiki posted was years later when she was pretending to be on tour in Japan for her album IIRC.

No. 797274

She did the same thing with a picture of a guitar from a years-old Japan yahoo auction, correct?

No. 797298

Yes, there were other heavily filtered cropped pics suspected of being stolen-sailor moon merch and ghibli museum bus stop are the ones I come to my memory

No. 797299

*that, not I

No. 797306

God, the Taco era

No wonder this girl still is my favorite cow after all those years

No. 797308

That's right, wasn't it speculated that her first trip to Japan was fake?

No. 797310

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It was so weird, why not take your own photos of Japan? The delusions of grandeur were really gripping her, she desperately wanted people to say she was coming to Taylor’s career.

Also decided to revisit past threads like other anons, she really favors Woody Harrelson actually.

No. 797311

I think it was kinda thought that she did that so it looked like she was there for a longer time than just a short trip, and also stockpiled the real photos she had to disperse them over more time too. That's what I remember. I miss those times.

No. 797315

She definitely didn’t take very many then lol because most of her photos sucked

No. 797366


Strange that she and Dakota didn't have a ton of pics together in Japan if she was supposedly there for so long.

No. 797370

THIS. Considering that time kota posted a pic of two blonde girls in a field that was supposed to be them but clearly wasn't, and how they still interact it's weird how they NEVER took even a purikura selfie together. It's almost like kota wasn't allowed to publicly affiliate with her sister, because the idea that two attentionwhores who had literally thousands of pics taken of them before puberty wouldn't be in a pic together is nonsense. My guess is they took tons of pics, but kota's manager asked her to tell Kiki to keep them private.

No. 797378

my favorite Kiki video is this underrated gem, in which Kiki solemnly recites poetry monotonously over bad footage from Japan. When I first watched it, I thought it was a parody.

No. 797380

at 2:30 she is filming a tv appearance by Dakota while reciting "I wandered lonely as a cloud"

I hope this was intentional, somehow

No. 797388

that sounds accurate, Kiki was super defensive over it in a comment, saying "these are not for the internet it's for family photo albums" etc. She was just pissed Kota was better off not being affiliated to her.

Which makes the fact she ever worked as a photographer (even if it was just once) weirder

No. 797389

Kota probably didn't want Kaka to steal her thunder. Pretty certain Kaka would have LOVED to Kota's coattails in Japan.

I tried searching for pics of them together during this era but found this snippet from the Lilou Vos resume instead…

>"Special talents": Acupuncture, Beginner Japanese, Beginner Mandarin, Botany, Chinese Medicine, Herbalism, Metal Fabrication, Qi Gong, Hula Hoop, Martial Arts - Tai Chi, Roller Skating, Rollerblading, Running - Sprint, Trampoline, Yoga, Comedian, Guitar, Improvisation, Licensed Driver, Modeling, Piano, Asian - Chinese Accent, Asian - Japanese Accent, Australian Accent, Scottish Accent, Southern Accent, Spanish Accent, Texan Accent

No. 797391

Yeah… We've seen her attempt at accents, they'd only work for a very offensive stereotypical comedy bit.

Unrelated but seeing her like tweets from Ricky Berwick with this on mind >>796977 just feels Soo weird. She's sick.

No. 797397

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I never watched this but wow it's dark. She's lonely as >>797380 said. Who is taking the video when it's not a selfie? Her father?

The trip looks like it was across 2 or 3 nights and looks like Taco was just around on the last night sumo watching.

No. 797404

what? the two girls in the field WAS them. i remember someone on PULL once cracked a photo from Dakota's photobucket account and found another picture from that day where they were standing on a trampoline as kids

No. 797405

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Imo it has nothing to do with Dakota’s manager. She has been sliding away from Kiki since the end of the stickam days, and for good reason. Kiki has done nothing but jeopardize her

Off the top of my head, some shit kiki has done to her:
-copyrighted a video belonging to a company Dakota modeled for, used her name to do it, and left a mortifying “This video belongs to Dakota Ostrenga” floating on the company’s official website

-made a bizarre tweet once saying “Hey you Dakota Rose fans, ask me any question about your favorite model?” Then deleted it.

-I think the first time she went back to Orlando she left her twitter open and Kiki made a series of “joke” tweets pretending to be her with her unfunny humor while she was trying to look professional

-Admitted on here as spergchan that she photoshops a lot. The Taylor, Sharla, Meimei and Audrey remarks must have also been mortifying for her since Dakota just likes to stick her nose up at these people and pretend she doesn't know they exist.

-posted this bizarre jab at Dakota on Instagram. Like what the fuck is #sharpfacerepresentin’ and “holla at my angular guys and gals” when she knows Dakota hates her square jaw and is bullied for it more than anything

It’s basically a risk keeping Kiki around

No. 797406

Holy fuvk I had forgotten all that.

Good on Dakota, I guess I think the angular shit is her trying to assure herself she doesn't care about her manly face (like with the forehead shit) but apart from that, the rest sounds like a nightmare. Dakota finally gets away and she pulls that shit?

No. 797408

I forgot how hard Kiki clung to her when she moved to Japan, suddenly her entire persona was weeby, elven, pure ethereal goddessu of happiness and innocence. A full 180 from the real Kiki, as seen by her actions like obsessively tweeting at her sister, especially that tweet about Dakota's secrets.

No. 797432

Ummm I think it was more or less that one google of Kirsten and you see all the crazy shit she did? Dakota isn’t a prize for sure but Kiki is even worse esp by Japan’s standards. But if Japanese people associated her to Kiki’s internet presence they would find more pictures of her in the scene era, more info about her stickam rants, etc.

No. 797450

That was great, the "Dakota's sister" era lmfao, even googling "Kiki Kannibal" brought up 'riaru baabi hafu ningyo' articles

No. 797481

I actually would love to analyze the choices of poetry in the context of the clips chosen for hidden messages, but unfortunately I'm not sure Kiki could be so subtle. If only.

No. 797607

Yeah Kiki has the depth and wit of a puddle

No. 797882

they're not even her choices. she asked people on twitter or insta to tell her some of their fav poems so she could use them.

No. 797895

She's just a puppet of a person and it's so sad. She literally can't think for herself.

No. 798342

is there an archive of videos that kiki deleted? I really want to watch her japan videos again.

No. 798377

There are a bunch of webms in her old threads, you could try there maybe?

No. 798583

A couple of weeks ago she posted about questions for a grwm type of video (I didn't cap it because I was in my personal account)… and since it never happened I can guess that not enough people gave a crap about her.

No. 798732

Holy shit.

No. 798733

This is incredibly tough to listen to.

No. 798739

The video is basically about her saying she's been fucking around a lot and the energy from the men she sleeps with affects her because of the energy exchanged through sex, which results in birth.

Basically, by sleeping with a guy, she's taking in his energy and birthing it into her life.

I refuse to believe she isn't on shrooms.

No. 798749

I can't even watch a few seconds of this. She's so far gone.

Did notice that she still never turns her head all the way to the side to hide her hump nose.

No. 798753

I love cringe watching and really tried but 30 seconds in I can't anymore. she sounds like she should be in a care facility

No. 798760

I feel like she should be with Titanic Sinclair.
They're both unstable and narcissistic. Maybe he can breathe new life into her career.

No. 798763

~*sexually transmitted emotions*~

Summary of this whole video:
She’s very promiscuous and proud of it. She dates solely on looks. The men she’s with are all fucked up in the head. Says “spiritual mentors” told her that emotional negative energy can be transmitted through sex. She believes it. Thinks that her feeling bad sometimes is because she’s feeling the sexually transmitted emotions that are not her own.

crazy BS aside, She's 28 years old and is still talking the same broken disc shit about toxic males, red flags, recent assaults and the healing journey after being hurt. I would have thought that someone so obsessed with identifying abusive men and self-love wouldn't be in this same predicament over a decade later.

No. 798765

Yes, she does! Plus filming at a distance and on her phone. Meanwhile, Taylor is rocking her bloated face on a yatch by the beach. But I'm pretty sure Kiki got her "spiritual teachers" to guide her thru, right…?

That makes sense. I can envision them doing "~art~" together, her starting drama, him feeding into it etc. Now I want it to happen, really bad.

No. 798769

LMAO thank you for the summary.

> someone so obsessed with identifying abusive men and self-love wouldn't be in this same predicament over a decade later

She's putting it all on being raped in Jan 2020 (supposedly), instead of being an adult and not falling into the same self-destructive behaviors she had at 14, when she was literally half her age.

No. 798809

>alright alright alright
why is she skinwalking this mans voice and mannerisms on and off in the video again it’s kind of weird

No. 798823

>I'm a psycho slut & I am PROUD!

These mental gymnastics to justify shallow, self-serving promiscuity can only come from her starfucker parents.

No. 798825

28 years old, has been living in LA for almost 3 years and doesn't have to work for anything, is spoiled rotten and yet the only thing she can think to talk about is… her sad sex life where she fucks user losers over and over again? She's so stuck on victim worship/fetishization that she doesn't see how sad this is. After all this time, the great Kiki Kannibal ended up an LA hoe with nothing going for her. Is she just gonna keep fucking her way through guys until she finds prince charming? How does she plan to keep him if she does? Stay naked 24/7 and suck his dick 5x/day? I think Kiki is just a sex addict because of her fucked up attachment to her family/never having friends outside of them, so the only non-Ostrenga interaction she gets is with guys she jumps into bed with.

No. 798828

Kiki should start an OnlyFans. Hear me out!
>She’s a proud hoe
>Living off her image without actually working is what she’s always wanted.
>It would give her the attention she craves.
>It’ll help her feel “wanted” by internet simps and fill in the void
>And the money she needs to stop living off her dad and random meal tickets.
>it will take the least effort out of all her endeavors.
>she loves buying BDSM collars and shit

I know what you’re gonna say. “She’s washed up and nobody even knows who she is anymore, it’ll be another patreon fail”. I disagree. Kiki still has enough followers on insta/twitter to cause a snowball effect and get word around with retweets. Believe it or not, if you search “Kiki Kannibal” on twitter, there’s a new tweet every other day of someone reminiscing the scene days. 2006 Kiki Kannibal is actually more famous than Dakota Rose in America.

No. 798830

She's way too proud to get naked for commoners, even if they pay. Part of the toxic Ostrenga mindset is their holier-than-thou-ness.

Although, that would be the only way for her to be in control of her lighting and shoop… She could be to sex work what her sister was to modeling in Japan.

No. 798843

Neither could I, she sounds like a crazy old woman talking to herself in the mirror.

Bless you anon, I don’t know how you did it.

No. 798845

>spiritual mentors

She needs to get the fuck away from her parents, jfc.

No. 798857

LMFAO can you imagine her talking about her spiritual mentors in Japan and LA, and it's actually just fucking Cathy?

No. 798858

I don't believe she interacts with anyone her own age unless she's putting on an act, and we know she isn't in real therapy bc if she was she wouldn't be back on social media and wouldn't be a serial pump n dump. The only people she could mean have to be her parents, bullshit online empaths she can lie to bc they know nothing about her, or self help books.

As far as her parents go, I think it's pretty obvious that part of the reason Kiki is so hypersexual and codependent is because of them grooming her into a tween thot for attention.

Sage for blog, but as time goes on, I actually dislike Kiki less and less, yet the constant cringe and eyeroll every time she tries to post like she's happy and living life is saddening. I feel like she definitely has enough character to have her own life and friends, maybe even a job at a vegan cafe or something, but her parents endless coddling and ego-inflation have her always at war with herself as a wannabe-adult. Given that we barely know anything about her family, yet what we do know is so shady and sus (plus kota escaping and ending up rather normal and calm) makes me think that staying on her parent's teat is what's making her crazy and sick. Could also be why she's always desperately trying to fuck her way into a new living situation- she's not stable enough under her parent's care to be in a stable relationship bc of all the possible emotional damage and immaturity caused by her cringey, pervy parents and their lack of boundaries.

No. 798859

Eye makeup is a good start, but girl needs at least some gloss on those dry ass lips and to put some definition in those brows. She could go back to makeup experimentation and do well, heavy makeup looks great on low quality webcams and selfies.

No. 798865

i remember when stickydrama shamed Kiki for being a sexualized 14 year old and Cathy came into the comments telling them to shut up because there were girls her age who did way worse and Kiki wasn’t that bad….there’s a picture from a photoshoot her parents took of her at around age 16 where she is literally topless and covering her boobs with her hands, it’s very closely cropped but you can still tell that’s what’s happening in the photo. I once posted that pic in an old thread while pointing this out and a farmhand removed the pic lol

No. 798870


>I shared pics of a topless minor and it got deleted lol can you believe it lmao

>Anyway isn't it fucked up how she was sexualized as a minor

No. 798872

And the fringe too, but only the eye makeup makes her look more psychotic.

I know colorful glittery makeup are trendy, she could do something like this with minimum blush and lipstick. If you're gonna look crazy might as well look fun.

No. 798875

I think this >>798809 seems to be a habit from her father and this >>798823 seems to be something enabled from her mother, with parents taking pics.

I'm following a cow who has potential to be as milky as Kiki and they have the exact same things going on. It seems to stem from them believing their self worth comes from being a victom of being desired by ~toxic~ men for being soooo hot.

Normally I wouldn't blame parents for a 30 year old cow behaviour, but Kiki definitely showed the signs of someone in need of serious help since an early age and only got worse.

No. 798906


I distinctly remember the video and Cathy saying something about the topless picture and how Kiki would make a guy very lucky someday.

No. 798911

Kiki very well could end up Pixyteri 2.0 if she doesn't get away from them soon. When she was with Bobby, at least she stayed offline for the most part, had friends she went out with and was either in some kind of acting school or college program and was in a few movies.

No. 798919

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i didn't mean her actual leaked nudes. i meant from a photoshoot like this one.

No. 798920

Not that anon but there were other pictures of her around that age that were much more revealing, more sexual, taken by her parents. Maybe that's why farm hands took it down.

Either way now this >>798906 is ingrained in my mind and I'm forever disgusted. Not the point, but Kiki's tits are saggy and small. What man was she talking about? Scott?

No. 798940

I’m also finding myself disliking her less over time because it’s being replaced by pity. Being nearly 30 with very little work experience is a bad place to be. She needs to stop kidding herself that she can compete in the LA starfuckers scene

No. 798950

>Being nearly 30 with very little work experience is a bad place to be.
i suspect her plans have switched from becoming a self-sufficient actress to bagging a 10/10 rich guy in LA who's already a successful actor.

No. 798958

>bagging a 10/10 rich guy in LA

So not happening, since she is far past the age of even just securing a SD. Kaka is too much of a liability for anyone with sense to attach themselves to her.

She comes off as a walking red flag and two minutes on google tells you everything you need to know.

No. 798960

>since she is far past the age of even just securing a SD

fucking sigh. reachers like you ruin the fun. there are 30 year old single moms with millionaire sugar daddies. you don't have to be 18 years and 2 months old to have SD or get married, that's ridiculous. You wouldn't by any chance be the same anon who once lied about seeing her irl in Chicago because you "saw her wrinkles from a distance" would you?

No. 798962

….could it be??

>saw her wrinkles frkm a distance

I remember that post and nobody said this, they spotted her by her cringey elven waifu outfit. It was a harmless post apotting a cow in thw wild, it wasn't even insulting, but you sure are bothered by both someone spotting Kiki in Chicago 3 years ago, and thebidea that she's too old (and more importantly, too toxic and crazy and needy) to get the kind of SD she wants. She doesn't look or act like a SB, she acts like a middle aged kidult and refuses to choose a career or hobby that ahe doesn't give up on. Good, wealthy SDs don't just want a pretry fuck to stick their dick in, they want something they can flaunt.

Also, most "millionaire" SDs who go after much younger girls to keep are freaks sexually. Being kept by an old rich man is only a preferable alternative to living with your parents forever. Kiki is just mad bc despite finally earning the farm's pity, she's still Sperg-chan over the favt that she'll never get what Kota or Taylor got.

No. 798964

Imagine being this bothered just because someone said a 28 year old NEET still living with her parents, who has no ambitions in life, won't score a rich sugar daddy just for being in LA. Who does this? You should be more offended by the idea that all Kiki is good for after a decade of trying to be famous is an old man's cockwarmer. Even if being a SB was desirable, Kiki will never become one because rich men don't take risks with dead weight dependas like her. At least Taylor pretends to do shit like Toat, what does Kiki do except verbally masturbate herself on cam for being promiscuous with shitty men?

No. 798969

Why is her name still Kiki Kannibal? Kannibal? Cannibal? Hannibal…

Just had one of those moments. Kinda like when you say "toast" over and over and it loses its meaning.

No. 798975

Desperate clinging to the only era in her life when she was relevant for something other than being a pitiful trainwreck. After kota went viral she tried like 4 new names but couldn't get the same amt of followers as she can as Kiki Kannibal.

No. 798976


Is there a chance she might have an account on one of those sugaring sites? Has anyone ever actually checked?

No. 799003

Kiki isn't dumb enough to register for a sugaring site that farmers could access. I can see her going for one that requires proof of income and using Scott's to get a profile, but I feel like if she had done that, she wouldn't keep cockhopping fuckbois.

No. 799004

This. Scott and Cathy made Kiki who she is now, and should have been removed from their care after they first started posting the weirdly sexual photoshoots by Scott.

No. 799007

>a hit dog will holler

I'm not that anon but keep up your cringe dreams of scuring a rich guy while unhinged, uneducated and having nothing to offer but STDs. It won't last, which is why Kaka is still broke.

No. 799008

I can't imagine what hanging out with Kiki would entail other than scouring lolcow, talking to herself through her webcam, or playing dressuo in one lf her 200 layered white outfits. What does she have to offer anyone aside from sex?

No. 799010

IIRC she posted about having STIs when she was still 14-16, God only knows what she may have now that could be narrowing her dating pool to nothing but users, like maybe one she's legally required to disclose to a partner?

No. 799013


I'm now suspect of the post randomly mentioning single moms alongside the Chicago thing. It's so specific, but I doubt Kaka is capable of having a child.

No. 799014

If she had it, would you THINK she would disclose it to a partner? She's that much of an AH, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't

No. 799091

Maybe her parents got a divorce, Cathy lives in IL and Scott moved to LA? If Kiki had a baby, she would have definitely posted something or at least hinted. Kiki is the type who would give birth, then think they singlehandedly populated the world and should be worshipped as a hard working mother of a precious perfect angel~~.

No. 799092

All it takes is one enraged fuckboi finding out he has an incurable disease he got from her and she goes to jail. All that hypothetical guy would have to do is go to the health dept., he wouldn't even need Kiki to tell him once he were diagnosed bc they ask who you had sex with and make you contact them to tell them. If it can be proven that the person (Kiki) knew they had such a disease (positive diagnosis) and pretended not to, that's a crime as well.

No. 799098

Nah, her having a baby is way far fetched, as well as having a SD, it just doesn't fit her. I see her doing other kind of shit, like selling feet pics idk. Just smthg that wouldn't get in the way of her fucking movie extras in LA.

No. 799102

I doubt she'd even sell feet pics, the Ostrengas seem so paranoid about what they do being exposed (despite doing nothing) that I just can't see her stooping that low. She's too conceited to wver compromise her ego that way, she'd rather let her parents fund her forever than do anything that would actually get her anywhere in Hollywood. Sex sells in LA because every desperate wannabe star tries to shortcut their way to the top on the casting couch, but few actually make it because with that much shady shit going on a liability like Kiki wouldn't be worth the risk with her lack of talent and nobody family. She's just too toxic, broke, and burned out to ever make it in LA.

No. 799119

Nta and I agree with
>You should be more offended by the idea that all Kiki is good for after a decade of trying to be famous is an old man's cockwarmer
But would a SD even care that his sugarbaby has no ambitions? It's just prostitution after all, as a client he wouldn't give a fuck about her thoughts and dreams

No. 799160

A sugar baby reflects on her SD, so it depends on the SD. Shitty and lazy ones and ones with weird kinks won't care as much, but they all do typically want you to have something going for you other than prostituting yourself to scrape by. Otherwise, they'd just hire a prostitute dor the night/a few days.

No. 799162

Adding to this, I guess you could say the main difference between a sugar baby and a prostitute is that the SB doesn't need the money, but wants it and the prostitute is doing it as a way of life. If sugaring is your only income and your SD only gived you money for sex, you're really just a prostitute. Sugar babies travel, join clubs and programs and network to chase their ambitions, even if they're just flashy. Prostitutes just need the money.

No. 799201

None of this means anything in relation to Kiki tho, you guys must be so bored. Either way she’s a psycho skank

No. 799203

It means her psycho skank ass will never bag a new caretaker. The only thing she can't get from mommy and daddy is sex, and she loves getting that from obvious fuckbois who "rape" her so that she always has video content.

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No. 799348

It's just you, because you fuck at "hello' on the first date Kiki. And you probably go after men who tell you they'll take care of you if you do.

No. 799349

I'll take a guess and say that she was date raped in Jan 2020, now it happened again.

OR she was lying about being assaulted Jan 2020 and needs to bring it back, so she's saying it happened again.

No. 799350

Kaka only makes a comeback when she's ~raped~ it seems. Does she really think people are out there waiting for rape victims to pop up out of the woodwork so they can swoop in and rescue them? That rich men are trawling Twitter looking for used & abused wannabe stars to deliver into a life of luxury??

I still don't get what her rape victim fetish is or why she feels so comfortable broadcasting all these rape claims, what's the purpose of them other than to be pitied? And why would she want that? Actual rape victims who were traumatized don't want to walk around constantly sharing it with strangers.

No. 799351

I guarantee she had some brilliant scheme planned for 2020 that didn't pan out, then Dakota got the FILA job and she came back with another rape story in the middle of the year.

Yeah, by the way, if she was raped in January, why wait until her sister hits a lull in her work to announce it and plan a comeback? Kiki pops up when kooter is inactive for a while, usually with a new rape claim or breakup (or both), and milks it until kooter starts posting again. It's like the internet isn't big enough for both of them to be active at the same time.

No. 799358

How is she even going on dates? LA is still mostly locked down from covid. Bars and such aren't even open right now

No. 799365

Kiki is too pure to have Covid, anon! Joking aside, distance dating/virtual dating is huge right now, but Kiki would never do that bc she can't try to use pussy to manipulate a guy over Zoom or Skype without the guy being able to record her.

Yeah, on that note, if Kiki keeps getting raped so much, why does she not try virtual dating? That would keep her from being alone with a brand new guy she literally just met.

I'm beginning to think Kiki herself is the serial pump n dump who just plays the victim when she can't use her pussy to enslave a man. God only can imagine what type of shit Cathy and Scott must have taught her about how to attract men, considering the secual photoshoots and Cathy's comments about her daughter's underaged topless pics THEY took.

It's well known that Cathy was in school to be a lawyer before wannabe-bandman Scott knocked her up with Kyler, then they failed their way to Florida to live with her mom and try to sell their daughters to perverts online. I promise that Kiki is still under her parent's roof, and that's gotta be a big part of why this same "date rape" shit keeps happening to her despite how much she claims to want it to end- they might be pushing her to get with fast guys, hoping she gets pregnant and marries out of the house. Too bad that never works out for white trash…

No. 799366

Sneaking off to secluded areas like rooftops to get "date raped", apparently. So, by disobeying the social distancing orders for LA, like a true caring empath who only wants to protect and heal others!

No. 799368

She must be going directly to these guys' apartments on the first date/first meeting which is, obviously, super dangerous

No. 799370

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WTF she just drops a hint that she was, supposedly, date raped again this year on Twitter and then carries on to RT kitties? Like, getting raped, just another casual Thursday for Kiki.

No. 799371

This. Either the guy's place or somewhere in public they shouldn't be.

No. 799372

This is a pretty obvious tell that she considers something she keeps doing/that keeps happening to her to be "rape" that actually isn't. If she really was raped, what, a dozen times since puberty? she wouldn't even be able to walk off into the night with strange men, and I doubt her overbearing parents woukd keep letting her. All their creepy shit aside, she is their daughter and if they still fund her they obviously love her, so I don't think these rape claims are as valid as she thinks they are. They wouldn't allow her to keep getting hurt the same way over and over again for nothing, and the #MeToo stuff blew over before she jumped on the bandwagon so I doubt she's trying to trap her way into a settlement.

No. 799373

If it happens in LA, Florida, and Chicago then it's clearly you or something you're doing. Peep that hint of self awareness tho, true progress.

No. 799382


I thought she had given up on being an actress and is back in Florida again?

As for the date rape thing, Kiki attracts some bad energy. Like how does one get sexually assaulted this much? Not to victim blame, but it has to be something she's doing. Unless she's lying of course.

No. 799389

The consensus for the thread so far is that she somehow managed to move to LA around the time she got with Bobby, because she's still living in the same non-FL bedroom as she was during her whole relationship with him. This room has different flooring and doorways rhan her FL bedroom, which hasn't been seen in quite a while now, so it's likely the Monstrengas moved to LA in a desperate attempt to get her to do something with her life.

No. 799392

This is pure tinfoil, but here's what I think happens:

>Kiki meets guy with some kind of performance hobby/job, flirts way too hard too soon, rushes to meet him

>guy picks up on red flags for an easy lay, follows through and beds her
>ghosts Kiki bc of her spergy cringelord sense of humor, lack of social etiquette, and obvious starfucker-ism
>Kiki can't accept that she signals herself as a trainwreck bc of how she acts and blames it on the guy, even if she previously vaugeposted about him to brag, then cries rape bc she knows the guy is gone and won't call her on her shit to defend himself

We won't ever truly know what happens unless one of her many many dates finds the farm and spills milk, but I think this theory is pretty close to what keeps happening.

No. 799394


> so it's likely the Monstrengas moved to LA

I remember her saying she had family in LA. Perhaps she was staying with them then and is staying with them again hence the same bedroom?

No. 799398

Yeah but why stay in LA if she literally does…nothing with her life?? She doesn’t work, isn’t studying anything, I guess the acting thing is over, she’s not active enough on social media to be considered an influencer… there’s just nothing happening for her. It baffles me how a 27 year old can live like this and be content.

No. 799399

Since she mentioned date rape, I imagine it's probably something like, drunk/high sex that she pass off as rape once he wakes up and GTFO

No. 799404


She'd be doing nothing with her life no matter where she is. She's probably staying there because she can stay for free. If she gets kicked out from wherever she is she'll just move back with her parents.

No. 799405

She's actually 28 now, anon. And remember, she did give acting a decent try in those student films, but given her track record with men + her delusions about her looks, I can see her fucking her way out of acting opportunities.

She would have never made it to LA to meet Bobby in the first place if her family hadn't moved there. Kiki can't go anywhere or do anything without a blood relative nearby, apparently. Maybe her Chicago spotting was her family driving to LA and stopping to visit family, which would be why she looked so happy- she was finally moving to LA.

No. 799407

You think she's staying in LA for "free" without her parents? Top kek, there is no way a helpless leech like kaka has been flying solo in LA for 3 years without working, even if she was in school.

No. 799408

I guess she’s planning to live off her parents forever? It’s already pathetic in her late 20s. 40-something Kiki holing herself up in a spare bedroom is going to be something else

No. 799409

I think you misunderstood, the room she's in now is the same room she moved into back when she moved to LA and hooked up with Bobby, she's been in that same rolm the whole time, even after breaking up with Bobby.

They probably moved to LA and enrolled her in some acting school/program, which might be where she met Bobby. Her first year in LA was her most successful and least active online, because for the first time in her life, she actually had one.

If they stayed together for 2 years and it was a "live in" relationship like she claimed, it must also mean they made Bobby into Danny 2.0 and moved him in with Kiki, which would explain the mess of moving boxes and the clothing rack that disappeared after they broke up. Now, her room is empty and she's slowly filling it with girly stuff, like the angel wing lights and elf goddesu microphone.

No. 799413


It doesn't seem like she's attempting to do anything else with her life.

I wonder if she'll end up taking care of her autistic brother when their parents die.

No. 799421

Why does it seem like Kyler's going to end up taking care of her when Scott and Cathy pass away?

No. 799434

I doubt he legally could, the police report from the toaster incident stated that Kyler was "severely autistic". He's the "disabled student" she got the certificate for helping take nktes in Valencia college.

No. 799438

I watched one video from her scene days with him, and if someone asked me to point out the "severely autistic sibling" I'd say Kiki, in a heartbeat. He looked functional, unless it got increasingly worse during the years.

No. 799441

It was probably a disability scam, anon. The Ostrengas are allergic to real work, as all Indigos are.

No. 799446


It would be no surprise if Kiki was autistic.


What's the toaster incident?

No. 799448

If I recall, Kiki and Dakota were throwing a joint tantrum and one of them hurled a toaster down the stairs from the second floor. Police were summoned and the report eventually made its way onto Stickydrama.

No. 799464

Oh 100% I’ve never not thought she was a complete ass burger

She posted a story about her ~sunset rooftop massage date~ upthread

This makes a lot of sense because I can think of no other reason a man would put up with Kiki for that long unless it’s for a place to stay

No. 799501


Didn't they get together like, as soon as she got to LA? I remember thinking she moved there to be with him, but now it's obvious he moved in with her, so she must have met him online and then… her family moved to LA and let him live with them? I know he was Japanese-American and Kiki bragged once that he had family in Japan, so he would have fit the mould for her caretaker husband perfectly- if he had money, which I doubt heavily after seeing them try to glamourize trash recycling for $ before they both dropped off social media.

No. 799502


>Kiki's birth control gave her an itchy rash so she wanted to go to the dr

>Cathy tells her to go by herself since she's 18, perfectly reasonable
>Kiki spergs out and starts screaming and throwing things at Cathy, like her phone
>Cathy takes the phone, Kota joins in defending Kiki by screaming and throwing things at Cathy from upstairs like pictures off the wall
>Cathy tries to wrangle her bastards and fails, Kota throws a toaster at her from top of the stairs
>at some point, Kota runs to a neighbor and calls the police claiming Cathy is beating them

No. 799503

Forgot to add, Kiki was throwing pictures from upstairs as well (iirc).

No. 799528

The grandmother's pictures no less, it was her house that the Ostrengas had taken over by that point.
The police report gave us the enduring speculation about Kota's true age because it listed her as two or three years older than she says she is. This could have been an error of course.

No. 799531

It's far more likely that she lied about her age to the officer but the DOB is real, and they just didn't bother to do the math before submitting it because FL cops get called to white trash scuffles that end up being nothing more than paperwork all the damn time. They don't care about perfect accuracy unless an actual crime was committed, and in this case it was just a domestic disturbance caused by unruly, spoiled brats.

No. 799539

This is kind of sad.
I don't think she got raped but I get the sense she's sleeping with dudes and they are ditching and as a result feels used and upset after.
I get a low self esteem vibe from her.

No. 799547

With a family this messed up it's a wonder the parent ostrengas keep spending on their children and hoping their careers would take off nearly 30 years later..

No. 799549

Well, what else do they have going on? They don't seem like the kind of people who have friends their own age/outside their family, and they've already dumped literal decades and thousands of dollars into them. They seem like the type who go down with the ship instead of cutting their losses.

No. 799553

I think Kiki has a very broad definition of "date rape" and is as loose with it as she is with herself.

No. 799638

she said in one of her videos that after the danny incident a doctor or therapist said she was either going to hate guys or be really promiscuous. kaka said she was a little of both but promiscuous in the sense she wanted to always have a boyfriend. i don't think that behavior has changed much, she just throws pussy at them immediately. if she is raped as much as she claims her behavior seems really off. how is she not doing more to protect herself?

No. 799640

I agree with you guys but it is a "normal" outcome that survivors of sexual abuse or any kind of abuse (especially at a young age) are more likely to re-experience the same issues or allow themselves into these dangerous situations because their brains have normalized it or missed the red flags. I also somewhat understand what she is trying to say with the seducing or pleasing thing. It's not OK and she said it all very poorly but I do think she's attempting to reiterate known victim responses.

I don't think she was raped in the true definition of the word. I do think she misuses it because she doesn't understand why men don't stick around after she puts out. I also think that's what she thinks is all she has to give them and she gravitates towards abusive men because of her past trauma, though. I don't think that's an excuse either, especially when she has some awareness of it: she has every reason to seek help and get out of this self destructive cycle, but she's never been allowed (or allowed herself?) the opportunity to learn or really grow. This outcome is typical of how her parents raised her imho, but it's up to her now to seek help.

I'm also getting weird schizophrenia vibes from her at times though. She reminds me of an ex who I was with as they developed it in their teens to early twenties sometimes. I don't think she actually has schizophrenia, but kaka definitely needs some big psychiatric intervention. I don't think she's ever had a real relationship with someone either, I think that adds to her maladaptive crazy vibes

No. 799641

I think Kiki is one of those patients who hops therapists until they get one who just agrees with them or tells them things they want to hear. I'd give anything to know if any of her past shrinks knew about her online activities, past and present.

No. 799727

>I'm also getting weird schizophrenia vibes from her at times though

Didn't want to armchair but me too. It's probably a good thing she keeps away from alcohol or drugs because she sounds schizophrenic as hell when she rabbiting on about the new age stuff.

No. 799749

Doesn't she smoke weed? Or used to?

No. 799814

It would make sense if she did, but I don't think she has. She was very anti smoking and drinking back in the scene days. Plus I could totally see her spouting nonsense about drugs being bad for your energy and soul or some shit.

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She already changed the caption. Doesn't make a lot of sense? You fought him but then you exited your body and that's why you mentioned being date raped in LA?

She can't get her story straight.

No. 800414

I mean, SA is some serious shit. But this happens to her so much in different places that it feels sus and I’m wondering if her new persona is just a “strong victim”, which also protects her from criticism. Nobody wants to criticize SA victims. This whole post is weird and off af for a repeat SA victim and makes me feel weird. I could be wrong tho. I know she was legit abused as a teenager.

No. 800418

I think you make a good point about abuse victims ending up in repeat situations.

But she’s using SA like a personality trait and it feels weird, as someone who has a history of abuse.

No. 800450

Is it bad that I don’t believe her at all

No. 800453

I stopped believing her when, after a decade after Danny was charged with statutory rape, she started making claiming how he used to sneak into her house to violently violate her, when her parents made it clear they were ok to have him living with them.

And now her claims just don't make any sense >>800406

She's a pathological liar and since we're encouraged to always believe SA victims, she's just running with it.

No. 800455

Just got raped. C’est la vie.
What a weird fucking reaction.. like it’s just a normal every day issue?
I really don’t want to victim blame.. but.. why does she always seem to get assaulted everywhere she goes. She must be the problem.

No. 800458


sexual abuse and assault is very serious. but "c'est la vie?" and letting it roll off your shoulders like that? she just had a rape in january (not sure if that's separate from the guy who told her he could kill her) and now this new guy she's sleeping with assaulted her too. doesn't this seem like something she should seek professional help for? idk if she has a very broad idea of what assault is but if that's the case, maybe she should take a break from seeing men so much? i mean this girl really is never alone and every man she's with abuses or assaults her (according to her). shouldn't that say to her that maybe now is not the best time for her to be dating/sleeping around and that she should take actual serious time to heal and figure things out?

No. 800476


So not only SA-ed 2x in one year, but her response is to post a video of her dancing in her underwear and flash her bare butt at the end?
Like girl, if you're gonna blame it on energy, maybe be more aware of what ur putting out there

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Someone says she never films outside of her room, she posts a video in another part of the house for the very first time. I also don’t believe this at all, and it’s frightening that she will go to these lengths for attention. Picrel, her body.

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The rest of the caption for posterity

No. 800519

I assume her parents read her social media (because they are weirdly obsessed with their own daughter). So…do they also not believe her? Wouldn’t they do something if they thought she was being sexually assaulted multiple times a year, every year? No one gets sexually assaulted this much by strangers except for illegal sexual workers

No. 800522

Predatory assholes can indiscriminately choose people to hoist their assholery on, some are even skilled at picking out vulnerable targets. Getting raped is not her "fault", but she probably doesn't have the skills or basic knowledge to say "no" forcefully or pick up on douches. Some people just get the shit stick in life.

Some people get raped a ridiculous number of times. It's cuz they can't see certain shit mostly, or maybe bad luck, or it's "vibes" or something. But mostly they can't pick up on the signs that bad shit's about to happen.

No. 800528

Alternately, hear me out—she’s just a liar and nobody is actually raping her.

No. 800531

NTA but what they said is factually true and can happen to "nobodies"

No. 800533

I think she's willingly fucking these guys on the first date and then getting mad that they're all fuckboys who dick her around don't instantly fall in love with her. So then she regrets hooking up and calls it rape.
I mentioned this upthread but bars/clubs/etc aren't open right now in LA. There's no normal public places to go on dates rn. So she has to be going to their houses and sleeping over on the first date and then wondering why these guys think its all about sex. Never go to a guy's place unless you're 1000% comfortable with sexy stuff happening bc scrotes have a one track mind

No. 800538

That's true but she's not keeping her story straight.

Twitter: "omg you guys I was date raped??? lol is that a LA thing?"

Instagram: "I was SA in my sleep. But I fought him and I had to exit my body. C'est la vie."

Like, make it make sense. date rape and being overpowered and disassociating during SA are completely different.

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Not to White Knight dancing in your underwear does not attract rape?

Comment section: "yeah he's a serial offender, but I'll be the brave soul that puts a stop to it."

Wonder how she found out about it.

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Ok so this guy was raped himself, raped her and is a serial rapist >>800544 . And apparently she'll be the first girl to press charges on him.

See, it's very hard to believe her when she seems so blasé about very serious allegations.

No. 800546


To be fair she's already successfully killed one pedo so far.

No. 800547

Calling fake on this new "rape", and calling bullshit on her pressing any charges.

Being a serial rape victim is the only thing Kiki has left to five credibility to her victim persona. I think she's honestly choosing toxic and abusive men, playing coy and innocent like a tween just discovering sex and then allows them to assault her so she an run back to the internet with it.

Think about it, unless a man outside her family is raping her or has recently raped her, she is radio silent and not doing anything. It's almost like this is a fetish of hers or something, getting raped by shitbag predatory men on the first date and then putting up a front on SM about how she's stronk and tuff and will be okai u guise!!!

I think Kiki maybe has a rape/NC fetish that she hasn't properly learned to express, so instead of admitting it and owning it she goes for obviously shotty men obviously looking for hookups, pretends to be after twue wuv for her image, then runs to Twitter and IG to sell her newest rape story.

It's funny as well how she always talks about these rapes/assaults, but that's it- no details, she only ever named her popular/famous rapists, and she won't ever say when or how it happened. I think she and her parents know it's probably 100% on her that this keeps happening at this point, because there's no way she keeps going out with guys alone after she keeps getting raped unless she gets some kind of sick, ass-backwards vindication from it.

No. 800548

Danny was a dumb, horny teenager who moved in with his GF after his parents kicked him out of their house. That GF and her helicopter parents then used their relationship for online clout until he dumped her, ao they set him up to be arrested for drugs and soliciting a minor until Kiki and her parents popped out of the shadows with the police and chased him, so he jumped off a roof and died.

She didn't "successfully kill a pedo", she and her parents manipulated a teenager with some online popularity into a horrible accidental death because he dumped her. Ostrengas have always been pure and utter trash, so don't go back and rewrite history according to their self-worshipping narrative.

No. 800549


She's a liar who was raised to do anything for attention, and doesn't say no to any man. Of course she's doing it on purpose, she wouldn't go online and brag about it ao much ao casually if she didn't enjoy it. All her social media updates are "woops I was raped again. sadface!"

No. 800551

And they kept a weird-ass website with photos of him and some very horrible shit for many years after.
And Cathy bragging about it.

She gets a lot of attention from it, too:
This new Instagram post: 99 comments in less than 20 hours.

The post before that: 14 comments in 2 weeks time.

No. 800554

Kiki Kannibal: Rape fetishist, professional victim, attentionwhore extraordinaire.

Imagine having all the support and resources she does and still endjng up as such a pointless, talentless nobody that being used by shit tier men is your only bragging point.

No. 800555

Even if we give her the benefit of the doubt and she was raped, honestly what does she gain by sharing that shit online? She thinks she's creating awareness but I'm pretty sure every girl is aware that men are creepy and can rape thanks. By sharing it online all she's doing is making herself look crazy. Go to therapy or something. It's also damaging to herself because she's just reopening the issue. Also any potential love interest can just Google her name and see all this weird rape metoo shit online and avoid her like the plague. Not for reasons of damaged goods or anything, but more so that she doesn't seem emotionally stable in her rants. She seems like the type to dump a lot of emotional baggage on the first date whilst simultaneously bitching about her previous boyfriends or lovers to the person.

I agree with >>800533, she's hooking up with men who aren't putting her on a pedestal or thinking long term enough, so she goes nuts after she's rejected or ghosted.

No. 800558

It is factually true but Kiki is a compulsive liar and uses these stories because it’s the literal only engagement she gets

No. 800560

I mean, I’m just feeling like she made this up in general. Prancing around your room in your undies after what sounds like a more violent SA TWO WEEKS AGO just hits as strange as hell. And that description omfg. This feels like it’s just a story for her new online persona/YouTube narrative.

No. 800568

Idk,I think she probably did have a weird or bad sexual encounter with this guy. That happens and it's natural to meet some dudes in LA you look back on like "ew i can't believe I had sex with that guy" but she immediately turns that into "i was assaulted"

No. 800573

What bothers me is her specifying it was date rape on Twitter (even though she makes it sound different on IG). He'd have had to spike her drink or get her blackout drunk.

No. 800593

You know those YT channels that cover creepy and weird things on the internet that sometimes touch on someone's descent into mental illness that was archived on their social media accounts? That's all I can think about and feel when I see these kinds of posts from Kiki. She is getting sicker and sicker and she has no one to help her. She used to be great to laugh at because of how delusional she is - like her constant asspatting tweets about getting asked if she was a Russian model. Spergchan was epic at the time but in hindsight holy yikes she is batshit crazy.

No. 800770

Yeah, she used to be funny to laugh at, but it's not the same now because her behavior is so much worse now. She used to have that eyeroll-inducing fake confidence and charisma, now it seems like all she wants is to be seen as a victim of a brutal rape… but why?? That's not something to be proud of or flaunt for attention, and being raped has nothing to do with attraction or looks, it's all about opportunity and taking what you want after being told no.

No. 800883

the idea that rape is a referendum on someone’s attractiveness is the logical end of pickme thinking, just adopting male Incels’ worldview as if it was anything but testosterone poisoning

No. 800898

I'm on the fence with this like everyone else. It's common sense to not go by yourself with someone you barely know, whether it is just out, in their car, in their house.
And with how call out culture is nowadays, rapists deserve to be outed and publicly shamed because of lack of consequences in the justice system for them. If she doesn't give a name, then she's faking this. It also helps other women who may know him to know that he is dangerous or to not interact with him.

No. 800899

All the Ostrenga females come off as pickmes tbh, otherwise Cathy would never have been so fame hungry for Kiki and Kota and wouldn't have made the comments she did about her underaged topless pics. Scott is a fat IT guy who failed as a musician, and his wife is a failed lawyer, their daughters becoming the ultimate cringey pickmes was inevitable.

No. 800901

Exactly. Constantly saying she was raped serves no purpose other than attention and pity for her, because that's literally the only info she ever gives.

No. 800903

Maybe she thinks she can victimize herself enough that everyone will decide to give her a free pass for her past and recent behavior? Like if she makes herself seem harmless and pitiful enough, she can finally shed the shame of Sperg-chan and start over again as a pure, clean slate?

No. 800949

Sounds like a schizo who's hyper focusing on being raped honestly. She goes on about it so much

No. 800955

it's kiki we're talking about. she does think rape is a sign of how attractive someone is. she's been at this for ten years or more now where she can't leave her house because everyone wants to rape her. she got pissed at some article that suggested less attractive women weren't victims of harvey weinstein because it sounded resentful of women for being desired. maybe she's insecure about her looks because she doesn't look the same as her pictures without filters and crying rape is how she asserts she's a beautiful delicate flower goddess. she probably has rape fantasies in the bedroom.

No. 801068

Sorry for semi blog post but this is exactly what happened to my ex friend in her late teens when she developed schizophrenia. It's fucking uncanny vibes how they remind me of each other with the behavior/claims.

It's been over 10 years now since I last spoke to her and she thinks she was satanic ritual gang raped one summer when she stayed at my house (I found out after getting a call from the police because she reported it last year…). Reminds me a bit of how kiki keeps moving the goal posts on her past traumas, I think in her demented brain she's reinvented the memory and think that's actually how shit went down.

Her weird inappropriate casualty and her spergchan shit also hard reminds me of that.

Once again not saying she's schizo or schizophrenic, but I seriously wouldn't be shocked if that ended up being the case. I'm on the fence between that and weird maladaptive attention whoring, but there's some unique oddities to the latter for sure..(Armchair)

No. 801082

Schizophrenia makes sense if she's on disability though.

No. 801102


Schizoaffective disorder + ASD maybe.

No. 801275

I totally agree with you and think it's a weird schizo obsession, like the anon above you said as well I think it's Kiki's way of telling herself and everyone, she's still as attractive as she was when she was raped as a teen.

She's getting older and looks are fading. Her personality is so crazy and annoying that no man sticks around her for long, so sex is the only way she gets noticed. Like she said in one of her latest videos, she's super promiscuous. Sex is the only thing in her life since she has no career, husband, kids, hobbies or friends to focus on. Her family are far away. She must be incredibly lonely and it's visibly driven her insane. If she'd just got over her superiority complex / fame chasing and got a normal life with a normal job she wouldn't have turned out like this.

No. 801277

>her family are far away

I don't believe this. No way she's living in LA without at least one of her parents, she's too unstable to be anywhere by herself for long.

No. 801306

At most they probably pay for her apartment.

No. 801325

What gives you the authority to claim she's living alone?

Seriously, a serial rape victim who can't keep friends or a job, spends hours talking to herself in her webcam, and has meltdowns online when other people do well is o way living alone in LA. If she had real roommates, she'd have developed some kind of improvement either in her behavior or social life in the last 2 years, but she hasn't. She's been the exact same Kiki, doing the exact same shit, just in a different cage on the other side of the country. Even if she was on full ride disability, she couldn't afford to do literally nothing all day every day in LA, and knowing what an unstable snowflake and mental case she is I don't believe her parents would be that far away from her. Kiki can't leave her house without being stalked or raped, can't work, and thinks literally everyone is out to get her. You think a NEET hikki nutcase like that is really living alone in LA, just because she wants people to think so?

Just think, when Dakota flies home to visit she only posts that she's going to America, not Florida, and after those pitiful 4th of July pool pics in Florida we never saw any new pics from their old house or bedrooms. I think it's way more likely that they all moved there for Kiki, since she's fetishized Hollywood culture since she was a preteen. It would even make it much cheaper for Dakota to visit more often, which she has since Kiki's move to LA.

No. 801341


Plot twist: she finally went to stay with Stickydrama

No. 801368

I’m begging you to post like a normal farmer because at this point you might as well namefag

No. 801683

>>What gives you the authority to claim she's living alone?

Chill anon. You're acting like you're above everybody and only your opinion matters. You also have no authority, nobody has. Acting like a real psycho here

No. 802057

What happened to the archives saved from kiki's website? The links from the old threads don't work anymore.

No. 802123

The Ostrengas (recently?) excluded them from archive.org, but you can access what's left from archive.is: http://archive.is/http://kikikannibal.com/

No. 802195

but didn't lolcow host archives of that unsecured directory? Those links (to that section of lolcow) no longer work. Is there a zipped file somewhere?

No. 802335


I think she's trying to get the same level of attention she got when that article about her came out. She has nothing else to offer and no one really follows her anymore so she's making up these rape stories. It's really sad. I used to be able to laugh at her but this is just plain sad and I feel bad for her. 30, unemployed with no prospects, and lying about rape every week for attention from strangers on the internet. She should get a job but maybe not because she'll just turn it into another fake rape story like the time she got a retail job and claimed she almost got kidnapped.

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Does she know Medium Exists?

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I'd make a TLDR but I'm cringing too hard. I've read well-written abuse victims' reports, but this just feels like an angsty fanfic.

No. 802780

Ok I messed up the uploading but

No. 802782

It really does sound like fanfic. It seems like she’s trying to romanticize the situation.

Would this be about Danny?

No. 802786

Um, genuinely what the fuck. She wrote a rape fanfic about herself. She's officially lost it

No. 802795

That's EXACTLY what it feels like


No. 802812

5 min in:
> "What I went through as Kiki Kannibal was the blueprint for influencers now, except you make money off of it manic, bitter laughter
> Refers to herself as a Myspace fashion icon

Around 40 min:
> Mentions this new age master that's world-wide famous and that twisted her nipples
> Says she still uses the tools he taught her though

All in all, she mentions healing through breathing, energy work etc, but never a psychologist.

No. 802827

The way she writes makes me feel so sick, this is extremely alarming and worrisome that she’s now so obsessed with documenting and describing sexual assault in detail.

No. 802838


It really does read like a weird fanfic. Her parents need to get her a psychologist. It's not funny anymore.

No. 802849

The in thing is being expected to be so open about sexual assault that she probably picked this up as woke.

No. 802859


this is bordering on obsessive now. she actually seems obsessed with being raped. she needs to stop roleplaying as matthew mcwhatever in those stupid ruffle shirts, stop overdosing on jasmine tea and this hippity dippity new age babble and see an actual shrink.

No. 802864

This is becoming normal for 2020 she somehow does it less than other snowflakes it’s mainstream fits her new personality

No. 802867

That’s insane, she clearly has no understanding of tact, social cues, and boundaries. I’m disgusted by this, it isn’t empowering or inspiring it’s straight up creepy. She’s like completely gone, not that we didn’t already know that.

No. 802869

>said people don’t expect vulnerability from her because her persona was so badass
>Challenging “especially so in my positionn as this little punk/emo/scene fashion icon on the internet”
>keeps randomly mimicking MatM’s cadence ie pronouncing ‘so’ with a little whistley h, like “ssho,” “sochiety,” etc

No. 802879

She's mental. All she does is talk about rape and having meaningless sex with random guys.

I actually do think she got raped by Daniel at this point since she seems legitimately mental about it. I mean it was 15 years ago and she's STILL obsessing over it.

She needs help. She's trying to empower herself by talking about the rape but she's just reliving the trauma over and over and meeting up with random men as if she's subconsciously trying to relive the rape over and over because she's not over it!!! She thinks she is but she's not.

God I just feel sad for her at this point. That pic of her in walmart that anon took a while back just showed her mental state, you could see it in her eyes. What a mess.

No. 802884

She did say in the video that it feels like "she's always picking up at a closed wound and worsening scars" but in reality she "is just taking care of an infected wound" yadda yadda

And it's like, no. You're doing the first one. Not the latter. Specially if what she wrote down as a fanfic actually happened.

Plus her casually throwing in about a supposed energy guru that molested her, and laughing about it, it just feels so wrong. If you're going laugh it off, why bring it up? It makes it seem like being molested is not a big deal.

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The most sad thing of all is that it seems she treats her own tragedies or whatever you call them as her only redeeming trait. Like mate you gotta let go and make a new life for yourself.

No. 802888

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Is she…? Is this her trying to buy subscribers? Like, I remember from Laura Lee's BS, that YouTube simply takes them away right as their system notices they were bought.

No. 803000

I didn't even have to read past the first part to see she turned it into a fanfic. Sickening. I'm genuinely worried that this might influence others who are open to suggestions to romanticize that shit, too.

Looks like it, that number is too specific.

No. 803032

She was not ever raped by Danny. They dated, made out, fucked for attention and clout from other Myspace scene kids and even bragged about it to their friends- both of them. The ONLY people against DannyXKiki were HIS family, he ended up living with Kiki and sharing her bed because his fam kicked him out for refusing to break up with her, and that's when Scott started adding him to their photoshoots and Cathy started collecting their condoms.

Kiki never had a single issue with or complaint against Danny until after HE broke up with HER so he could go back home to his family to get out of the Ostrenga house. Kiki went aggro bc her cloutboi dropped her, and that's when she and her parents lured him to the mall and called the cops on him, claiming he was there to sell drugs to and fuck a 13-14 year old bc they set him up. He panicked, ran, and was killed after trying to jump into a dumpster from the roof of a parking garage bc he was scared and being chased by police over an outright lie.

The rape lie was a backtrack to keep the Ostrengas from being legally buttfucked by the Cespedes family, hence their filing bankruptcy around that same time AND Kiki suddenly going from an alternative sex-posi badass to an uwu floral waif baby empath.


This bullshit is nothing more than Kiki's mental gymnastics  trying to rewrite history to escape the guilt of causing the death of her first real live-in boyfriend, over a lie, all because she got dumped and was embarrassed and hurt. Danny died because of her and her parent's fucked up revenge plot, and they only barely managed to escape responsibility for it by aggressively crying rape and deleting fucking everything.

Her entire life ground to a halt when Danny died, because everyone knows she and her family were responsible for his wrongful death all because she wanted all the attention for herself no matter what. What Kiki doesn't understand is, until she comes clean about all the fake rape accusations against Danny specifically, and until she comes clean about herself and her Myspace days, she will never escape the hell she lives in.

Everything goes back to Myspace, rape, and Danny. Despite all that being over a decade ago and her having plenty of opportunities since then, she's stuck spinning in the same dysfunctional circle again and again because she's still running from the truth, and her parents allow and enable it because it protects them as much as her, if not more, since they were the adults and homeowners and they were the minors. Scott and Cathy may be keeping Kiki in this fucked up "fake-empath rape victim 2 bootiful 2 function IRL" state to avoid any of them having to face reality.

No. 803033

>I was the ORIGINAL social media influencer, ur all just skinwalking me and getting paid for it!!

She's obviously very butthurt aboit everyone but her managing to make $ on social media just for being popular and pretty. Too bad she doesn't understand that she cancelled herself long ago, and nothing is gonna change that now, because everyone knows empath-Kiki is totally fake and has been since before Dakota went viral. Sperg-chan, anyone?

No. 803034


Do you think you can handwave the statutory rape part of the story?

No. 803038

>Kiki never had a single issue with or complaint against Danny until after HE broke up with HER so he could go back home to his family to get out of the Ostrenga house.

Adding to this, he wanted to go home bc the Ostrenga house was filthy, and there was a bedbug infestation bad enough that he and Kiki kept waking up covered in bites.

Basically yes, because Danny turned 18 while dating Kiki and because Scott and Cathy allowed him to stay in their house, sleep in her bed, and knew they were having sex.

Danny wasn't responsible for Kiki being fucked up, Kiki and her parents and their fucked up famewhoring are responsible for his death and Kiki's trashy psycho reputation. Scott and Cathy should have kicked him out, not collected his condoms. If he HAD actually raped Kiki, they would have called the cops for him raping her instead of luring him to the mall and calling the cops on him based on a lie, which is a crime.

Scott and Cathy allowed an 18 year old to live in their hoise with their underaged daughters.

Scott and Cathy allowed him to share a room and bed with Kiki, and knew they were dating and having sex. They had no issue with this, statutory rape or otherwise. Kiki consented, and during this era she never showed any signs of trauma and was quite happy showing him off on and offline.

Danny broke up with her to go back to his family, Kiki went agro bc she was an emotional teen, but Scott and Cathy colluded with her to entrap him at the mall and called the cops on him based on the lie that he was trying to solicit sex and drugs from a minor. That is a crime.

Danny died running from the cops bc he had no reason to be chased by them, so fear is a natural reaction. He was a kid, he made a mistake and it killed him, but that would have never happened if S&C had been sane adults and told Kiki to get the fuck over it. Instead, they just had to get back at him.

Then, suddenly Kiki was raped by Danny. Suddenly, his age mattered. Suddenly, Kiki's entire persona was just a "front" to protect her "vulnerability" and they filed for bankruptcy as the Cespedes family tried to take them to court over it all.

In other words, yeah, but ~statutory wape~ is not ever as big a deal as "I caused the death of my 18yr old ex bf by lying to police bc he dumped me". Really, can it be more obvious that being 18 and fucking with Kiki before she was 18 was all Danny actually did wrong? Not that he was a saint, but compared to the Ostrengas? Goddamn.

No. 803039

>Scott and Cathy should have kicked him out, not collected his condoms. If he HAD actually raped Kiki, they would have called the cops for him raping her instead of luring him to the mall and calling the cops on him based on a lie, which is a crime.

This is how you know her rape fanfic is fake. It could only be about Danny given the timeframe, and the way she writes it is definitely not consensual, but when this allegedly happened she acted like the same old Kiki until they split and shit hit the fan. If he did rape her the way she wrote it, her parents would have absolutely kicked him out and called police on him for that, not trick him into meeting up and calling the cops on him ambush-style.

No. 803040

Statutory rape law isn't so much for teens in relationships where one of them is barely over 18, anon. Besides, no judge would prosecute Danny for statutory rape if all the facts and evidence from that entire fiasco were ever brought to court.

No. 803041

>Danny broke up with her to go back to his family, Kiki went agro bc she was an emotional teen, but Scott and Cathy colluded with her to entrap him at the mall and called the cops on him based on the lie that he was trying to solicit sex and drugs from a minor. That is a crime.

>Danny died running from the cops bc he had no reason to be chased by them, so fear is a natural reaction. He was a kid, he made a mistake and it killed him, but that would have never happened if S&C had been sane adults and told Kiki to get the fuck over it. Instead, they just had to get back at him.

…so if he had let himself get caught by the cops, wouldn't they have been able to investigate and find out it was all a lie? Then he or his family could have sued the Ostrengas for it?? Fuck, that's infuriating, he literally died for nothing and it ended up protecting them just that little bit more.

No. 803045

Or the "emotional infection" is her knowing deep down that her victimhood is fake, hence the endless rapes she needs to justify acting like the world's most precious and vulnerable victim?

Kiki is obsessed with rape bc her entire identity post-Danny is built on the lie that he raped her so she can halfass justify his death being caused by her family and pretend they aren't the trashiest and most selfish piles of shit ever, but her mental illness probably comes from knowing it's all just that- a lie. So she's forever trying to end up in that situation again so she can reenact it and finally become the blameless, innocent victim she always claimed to be, and then nobody can ever say anything against her or else they're bullying a rape victim who did nothing wrong. Kiki thinks being raped means you can't be a POS or that anything you do before or after being raped is excused, but that's not true at all.

No. 803046

Age of consent in Florida is 18 so Danny probably realized he was already fucked and panicked

No. 803048

Wow wow wow—why have I never heard about the bed bug arc?!

No. 803053


There's no in-age exception in Florida (now or in 2006) that would've got him out of jail time. The local law is important. He would've been in the clear if it was in Canada but he was chased off the building by the Florida cops not the Mounties.

No. 803055

Is this pearl-clutching all you have?

He wasn't "fucked", an 18yr old fucking a 16 year old isn't a jailable offense unless it's nonconsensual or the parents want to report it. Stop acting like Danny being 18 makes him the same as a violent predatory rapist who breaka into people's homes and grabs women in dark alleyways.

You really seem like you have a personal interest in placing all the blame for Danny's death on him when it was all really on Kiki and her family. Nobody forced him to move in with them, he never forced her to fuck him based on the way she bragged about his dick on MySpace. Danny was only guilty of being a horny dumbass teenager, Scott and Cathy were the predators who moved him in just so they could use his popularity to boost Kiki's.

That's why it wasn't rape until after he dumped her. Pearl clutching over ~statutory rape~ is no kind of defense given the context and nobody will ever give a shit about it because Kiki was using him for MySpace clout and she and her parents got him killed when he broke up with her in a jealous rage. Context matters, and in this case, 18 year old Danny fucking underaged Kiki was not his fault bc he has both her parents pushing the relationship as well as slutty Kiki throwing herself at him and bragging about him in bed online. What egotistical 18 year old is gonna pass up the chance to live with his GF in her parent's house where they are allowed to fuck and run wild while being praised? They used Danny until he wised up and left, then they made a plan to get him arrested that got him killed and then they were proud of it. How, in your mind, is that a smaller fish than "hurr Danny 18 Kiki not 18"?

That's why everyone stopped following her, the disgust over her saying "the last person to mess with my family ended up dead" after the Danny drama cemented her complete lack of humanity in everyone's minds, which is why she spent the last 15 years LARPing a hippie dippie empath indigo bby.

No. 803058

wtf anon I had no idea about this side of things, I thought he just killed himself, not die running from cops that the Ostrengas called on him

No. 803062

> He wasn't "fucked", an 18yr old fucking a 16 year old isn't a jailable offense unless it's nonconsensual or the parents want to report it.
That was my whole point. I’m not pearl clutching, I’m just saying he was facing a rape charge and would be a registered sex offender if convicted. States where age of consent is 18 usually prosecute aggressively

No. 803063

Yyyyeeaaahhhhhhh, I know time makes us all forget things, but the whole reason Kiki left the internet was her shit behavior caught up with her. That's what happens when you leave a digital paper trail.

No. 803065

Tbh I'd always just ASSUMED there was some statutory rape going on. then, Kiki started claiming it was forceful etc, and I'm like… Ok, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. You never know. Now she is writing fanfics about her supposed forceful rape while implying it wasn't the first time, while also claiming she was raped twice an year, hinting she was molested by a guru, etc.

And I'm here like… Kiki, you're pushing it.

No. 803066

Yup, and then afterwards they posted a site with pictures of his dead body to humiliate him and his family. They don’t call em Monstrenga for no reason.

No. 803067

This, forever. She wasn't even ashamed until she realized she was cancelled and Dakota was going viral without her, then she was reborn as the 5th element indigo goddess and they went crazy DMCA'ing fucking everything that ever made Kiki or Kota look bad. Lucky for Dakota, she was young enough and her parents were thorough enough scrubbing her past that she actually got something out of it (being in Japan, Bravo). Kiki wanted that same chance and kept trying to force it, but her sins were too great in her case.

No. 803068

The sad thing is, Kiki is a victim, just not of a rape by Danny. She's the victim of her fucked up pervy parents trying to sell her as a prostitot since she hit puberty, so of course she values sex and fame over everything else. Her problem is, she had multiple chances to get a job and get away from her parents and chose not to. I believe her parents would rather Stockholm her into beleiving she's a blameless victim of evil rapist Danny to cover their own asses. Kiki's testimony against her parents regarding the Danny Drama could put them away for quite a while considering the shit they did (filing a false police report, lying to police, extortion, impersonating a minor, blackmail of a vulnerable party). She was a stupid cunt about it all, but she was also just a 16 year old shut in who was groomed by her parents to fuck her way to fame by any means necessary, and fuck whoever gets in the way.

No. 803070

IIRC Cathy was the one who leaked the pic of Danny in his casket from his funeral that was sent to Kiki by one of his relatives, hiping to make her feel some guilt or remorse. Instead, they used it for their "don't fuck with my family" swaggering.

No. 803071

I'm 3 months younger than Kiki & I was a wannabe sceenie back in my tweens, so I remember all this shit vaguely. It's beyond fuck up how much was erased and rewritten after all this time, no wonder people get so annoyed at Dakota and Kiki threads while foaming at the mouth over stale milk from blank cows like Mickey- the Ostrengas literally killed a teenager for breaking up with Kiki and Dakota sugared her way to Japan with obviously shooped selfies and got her ego hilariously checked by the Japanese since setting foot in Japan. The only reason these two aren't the top cows on the site is because in later years, they somewhat learned to not post as much online. Kiki and Dakota are selfish, self interested garbage people who don't feel remorse and their current mediocrity and premature aging were well earned.

They had huge following s in the beginning for just being kooky and fun and not giving a shit, but as their popularity grew they got more conceited, bitchy, self absorbed and focused on famewhoring and starfucking, and the lies and get-rich-quick schemes began.

Stickam Kiki & Kota before Danny was best. They used to get on cam while watching TV and just chill, and they played off eachother well and had a good sense of humor. Too bad they both ended up being deep as a puddle.

No. 803074

>blank cows

Should be "bland cows", sorry.

No. 803077

Her entire identity revolves around being a rape victim because lying about rape ruined her life and prevented her from being able to make a living as an influencer now. Kiki really would be a fascinating case study for a psych student.

No. 803079

Because it higlighted how filthy they lived, like true white trash. The Monstrengas used to get massively triggered by being called trashy rednecks, but they really are. All the pics and streams that showed their house and bedrooms showed clutter and trash all over the place constantly. The bedbug infestation was why Danny broke up with Kiki, he really did seem to care about her, but allegedly her parents refused to deal with the bedbugs and he wanted to go home, which he couldn't do unless he broke up with Kiki and shaved his head, so he did. The rest is unfortunately history.

If she had just cleaned her fucking bedroom, they might have stayed together and Kiki might not be the fucked up, dysfunctional shizoid she is now.

No. 803081

Even IF, and it's a big fat if, the Monstrengas had reported Danny for statutory rape, nothing would have come from it because of the context of the situation. They took him in and pushed their consensual relationship with Kiki, he never forced her. And, IF the cops did give a shit, which in this case they absolutely wouldn't have due to the fact that it was consensual, it would have paled in comparison to everything Scott and Cathy did to get him to the mall to be arrested to begin with. Why do we keep glazing over the fact that two grown adults and someone he trusted committed multiple felonies to lure him to his death, just because he was 18? Fuck off, for real. It's obvious you don't give a shit about the law, you're just trying to shit on a dead teenager… And for what?

No. 803083

This is why you can't find pics of their house or bedrooms anymore, unless they're outside or up close. They lived like pigs in a sty, and rather than clean it up they deleted everything and started calling everybody jealous haterz.

Danny did nothing wrong, Killer Kaka is the ultimate predator, feigning helplessness and innocence until you get her into bed so she can use you as the rapist in her victim fantasy.

No. 803085

Do you have any pics from back then of the house? I missed this whole thing and I'm so intrigued

No. 803087

Goodness, no, sorry anon, but I don't have any pics of them. Try the Dakota Rose VK group that was posted in her thread, it had an album of screengrabs from their Stickam days. I'm at work rn or I'd link it and look myself.

No. 803089

Yeah, it kind of explains her early LA videos and how messy it was, even for a "recently moved in" place.

As far as we can see, it seems tidy and alright, but God knows what's up with the rest of the house.

No. 803090

This is how you know Kiki hasn't actually seen a legitimate therapist to deal with her issues.

No. 803091

She moved to LA to be with Bobby, and moved him into her bedroom so the clutter was both of theirs. It seems to me like Kiki doesn't have very many posessions besides basic clothes and electronics, so when he left he took the clutter with him. Two adults trying to shove all their stuff in one room like teens is gonna make clutter, but Kiki's solution seems to be empty shelving and just not having shit in her room after almost 3 years.

No. 803093

He was never facing a rape charge, they never reported him for rape. They called the cops on him after luring him to the mall by pretending to be another MySpace scene girl who was 13-14 and promosed him sex and drugs if he met her at the mall. When he got there, Kiki and her parents popped out with the police to get him for solociting a minor for sex and drugs, NOT statutory rape of Kiki.

How, in your mind, does Danny being chased by the cops for a lie equal "he was facing a rape charge"? Nobody is ever "facing charges" before the charge is ever filed, dumbass, and they never reported Danny for statutory rape.

And again, the statutory rape is not in any way the biggest legal issue with the circumstances of his death. You also seem to think FL courts give a shit about statutory rape cases among teens, which they really fucking don't. Hence why they had to set Danny up instead of just… Reporting him for statutory rape. The only people insisting he would have faced jail (have you SEEN how crowded FL prisons are?) need to believe it or have some very sheltered ideas about legal technicalities regarding context and intent.

Only in Kiki's fantasy land where he shares blame for the actions of her and her family can that reach ever be justified.

No. 803096


Scummy shitty scrote gets btfo by scummy shitty family before he can fuck and supply drugs to underage kids. It's the circle of life.

No. 803097

Sorry, I am not Florida trash so I don’t know what Florida prisons are like. You are arguing about nothing. I agree with you. You sound retarded

No. 803100

Are you dense? It was Cathy and Scott, not an actual meetup with a kid.

The Monstrengastanning begins via aggressively shitting on Danny for becoming Kiki's victim after 13 years of her lying about being his victim.

Say what you want at this point, but the truth is Kiki and her parents killed a dumb teenager for revenge with a felony, and only got away with it by lying and erasing everything. Nothing you say now is gonna change the narrative. You can call Danny a druggie pedo scrote all day, but Kiki is still the rancid twat who refuses to move on past him and refuses to grow up and admit her & her family's responsibility in his death. She buried it all pretty well, but still never was able to male a Kiki Kannibal comeback bc the crowd that would appreciate that already cancelled her for the Danny Drama.

No amount of trying to shittalk a dead teen and throwing insults is gonna change the fact that Danny was a victim of Kiki and her parents, and he didn't deserve to die just because he was 2 years older than her.

No. 803101

Anyone else remember how liberal Kiki and Kota used to be with the word "nigger" on Stickam?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

No. 803102

If you scroll back through the last 2 year's posts on her IG, every other post is either about a rape or mentions rape/healing from trauma.

Kiki is a rape fetishist, she should make a fetlife profile. She could literally join AMWF groups to hookup with Asian guys in LA to put her on a pedestal while pretending to rape her. Why does she insist on publicizing all this shit? Who is it for? I'd imagine actual rape victims would be extremely triggered by stufd like that rape fanfic she posted.

No. 803116


Ultimately he died because he fought the law of gravity and the law won.

No. 803117


>I believe her parents would rather Stockholm her into beleiving she's a blameless victim of evil rapist Danny to cover their own asses. Kiki's testimony against her parents regarding the Danny Drama could put them away for quite a while considering the shit they did

This is a very interesting take, might explain why they're so eager to support her into her 30's.

I wonder if Kiki realizes the key to her comeback as an influencer is a massive MySpace drama tell-all. Part of me still somehow thinks she might have a chance at redemption if she can get away from her parents and stay away, she could even make some good money and followers with an Ostrenga exposé. She'll never be seen as blameless in everything, but she was a dumb kid too and her parent's actions and self preservation are what ruined her life, not the internet haters. The internet loved Kiki and Koti before Danny came along, and their fame hungry parents groomed them into performing for the internet since puberty. If Kiki really does want to be a loving empath type, she can start by coming clean and takinf responsibility for acting so shitty.

Too bad this is Kiki we're talking about!

No. 803118

He died because two white trash rednecks got offended that he dumped their white trash daughter and they lied to the police to have him chased off a roof to his death. Keep digging though, only 3 people in this world could possibly see Danny as anything other than a POC victim of privileged, entitled white trash rage.

No. 803123

he was an adult man in a relationship with a 13 year old girl. He was a stauatory rapist, he literally only died because he went to meet what he thought was another 13 year old girl for sex, he deserved what he got. The ostrengas are shit, but let's not pretend a fucking rapist is some innocent little victim.

No. 803126


Danny was born in 1988, Kiki was born in 1991. She was not 13 when he was 18, she was 15. They had a less than 3 year age gap, and their relationship was consensual and permitted by her parents. Stop lying just to stan rape fetishist Kiki.

No. 803127

Looool if Danny is a rapist for going along with the Monstrenga's famewhoring plot, then Kiki is an accomplice to murder. Seriously, pull your head out of Kiki's sandy cunt.

No. 803131

This made me cringe the hardest. She’s constantly posting old MySpace photos and scene bands because it’s the only short time she was known and it’s all the nostalgia she has. Most people our age do not look back on our scene days fondly lmao. It was not cute. When i think about the first “influencers”, I think about Jeffree Star and others who made something of themselves past the few years of their scene phase attention. Kiki didn’t have anything to make something of herself with.

No. 803133

Well, yes she kind of did. She had her viral fame, her jewelry store, the Stickam streams. She had everything she wanted until she just had to get revenge on Danny and boast about it like a sociopath.

She's eternally buttmad because the same guy who helped make her efamous also indirectly caused her to cancel herself, and she'll never be able to slander him enough after all this time to get it all back and make a cushy living as an influencer.

No. 803137

yeah I remember Kiki was the "eew how can people do that to themselves" while Hanna Beth and Zoe Kimball were the "omg I wanna be them" characters, or even brokelle bones.

There's that. Up to this day there are a handful of poor motherfuckers still have Kiki Kannibal necklaces. So, she made money back then, but now she's butthurt because making money is as easy as posting a story on Instagram.

Oh, shit. That's true. She takes so much advantage of being able to tell only her side of the story (because Danny's DEAD), I kinda forgot he was only 3 years older, not frigging a 18 year old dating a 13 year old.

No. 803145

>I kinda forgot he was only 3 years older, not frigging a 18 year old dating a 13 year old.

The Sperg is ITT trying like her life actually depends on it to make it seem that way by fudging facts.

kiki was born 09/1991 and Danny was born 05/1988, so really they were only 2 years and 4 months apart- less pf an age gap between her and Dakota, who was right there during all this as an 11-12 year old.

No. 803154

All the articles favoring Kiki love to mention how wildly popular she was on Stickam without ever saying why- she and koti were what people watched to feel better about having decent parents who didn't just let them do whatever they wanted. Their popularity was all underaged sex appeal and shock value, pictures of 13 year old Kiki in her underwear and sexy poses, koti screaming nigger/cunt/fag at everyone, their cats destroying the house behind them as they ignore it and screech across their house while S&C just laugh like it's normal. They weren't popular for being liked, they were interesting to watch for all the wrong reasons, like a trainwreck. That's why Kiki couldn't ever reboot her viral fame, because 2006-2012 Internet wasn't 1/10th as PC as it is now.

No. 803155

Anon made more legitimate points than you did and you call them retarded? Wtf even

Exactly. Danny himself was a teenager. Kiki is truly a monster, and her entire life revolves around hatred and jealousy because she missed the boat and all the trashy and immature things she did never brought her anything. She deserves how empty-handed she is. She has never worked an honest day in her life and believes her own delusions of grandeur to the point that instead of getting a real job (she’s too above that) and moving on with her life she’s been sitting in her room for the last decade thinking she’s going to become a celebrity for doing nothing.

No. 803156

>she’s been sitting in her room for the last decade thinking she’s going to become a celebrity for doing nothing.

Not quite, she thinks that if she keeps being raped and forgiving herself for it that she'll be absolved and get her old life and efame back just in time for the Scene/Emo revival. Nooooooot gonna happen.

No. 803157

I remember nobody actually wanted to BE Kiki, they just wanted her freedom to run wild and to know how they did the cheetah spots and raccoon stripes in their hair (it turned out to be shoop, so fitting for both of them kek).

No. 803170

I get the feeling like people are forgetting the Ostrengas had a website showing Danny in the coffin while they all laughed about it

No. 803173

Seems like it, maybe these anons weren’t around then and are looking at the “giant age gap” in a black and white way. Disgusting family.

No. 803179

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Yeah, Kiki is disgusting. And Danny still groomed other underage girls. His actions caught up with him.

No. 803198

When you have proof of all the real underage girls he groomed and not just the word of the Ostrengas I’ll believe you

No. 803223

Did you really have to post that here?

This. If Danny was really that bad, it makes no sense why S&C would ler him in their house with their underaged daughters. Except it was all consensual and Kiki loved the attention she got from being with him.

Interesting note, every article thst mentions Danny is a copy/paste of the last, they call him Mr MySpace and claim Danny was chased off the roof by cops for forcing himself on Kiki like she claimed in her rape fanfic. Those articles are from 2011-2012, around the time Dakota went viral, so that's ehen they changed the story to protet Kiki and her parents from being discovered when her sister went viral, because there's no other reason for a half dozen nearly identical articles from a handful of local community papers to outright lie 4 years after he died. Kiki and family used to be so proud of the fact that they lured Danny to his death by pretending to be someone else.

No. 803227

Why did you feel like posting this? What are you trying to prove? No one here is a sicko who enjoys this kind of shit.

Kiki keeps saying they didnt know, that he tricked her parents etc, but we NEVER heard a word of other girls who "reached out to her" because they were victims too. Kiki's story is full of holes

No. 803230

No one here except Kiki, of course.

No. 803232

>posts pic of Danny in his casket
>"he was a predator who groomed other girls, he got what he deserved"

Whoever could this be, I wonder.

No. 803237

Some webms of theor old Stickam videos were posted in some oooold ass threads, try thr search.

No. 803241

To this day if you search "Danny Cespedes Mr MySpace", the pics of him with Kiki and Kota by the pool are some of the most common results. They could EASILY take those down, but they won't because Kiki will take any scrap of attention she can get, even from her "monster, predator rapist".

Is this another reference to the Danny "rape"? Because she was 14, not 13.

No. 803262

My favorite will always be the ones with Kota third wheeling

No. 803272

"Retard" is one of the top slurs used by Ostrengas as insults, despite the fact that almost nobody does that anymore for fear of being ripped apart by SJWs (Kiki doesn't have to worry about this bc nobody cares about her anymore). It's one of the best examples of their immaturity and inability to keep up with change.

No. 803279

> I am not Florida trash >>803097


No. 803342

Tbf it’s my favorite and many other anons too, but I do wholeheartedly agree that Kiki walks among us and has fully integrated herself into believing she’s a farmer and not a cow

No. 803351

That's actually exactly wrong.

>In Florida, the age of consent is 18 years old, sexual intercourse with someone who is under 18 is considered statutory rape. There is a close-in-age exemption (Romeo & Juliet Law) allowing minors who are 16 or 17 to have sex with someone no older than 23 years old.

Scott and Cathy would have been in more trouble for setting him up than him being arrested for being set up or fucking Kiki.


No. 803353

I've always felt that keek and koot were the main reason why their threads and Taylor threads wete always so much different and harder to post in than any other threads on the site, like everyone always had to walk on eggshells and watch what they post, or else they get attacked and accused of being jealous and obsessed with Keeks/koots.

No. 803377


Ok, but it sounds like he still showed up to the mall to meet a 13 year old, so who cares? He's been dead forever and it sounds like he was equally trashy as Kiki and her family. Idk why people are getting so triggered over this, he sounds as bad as every other lolcow on this site. Sounds like nothing was lost.

No. 803378

He was trash for being with Kiki to begin with, but he wasn't anywhere near "equally" as trashy as they were. Danny never killed anyone out of jealous pettiness and spite.

No. 803380

I still would prefer to have him properly face due process for statutory rape accusations made by the Ostrengas instead of having his corpse dragged into rape fanfiction for more than a decade later without a chance of rebuttal.

I mean, maybe I'm insane for thinking that it's better than posting pictures of a dead man and hating on him on an anonymous forum, who knows.

No. 803381

…Are you willfully being this dense and ignorant?

>Florida’s Romeo and Juliet law applies to individuals ages 13 through 17 years old who engage in consensual sexual activity with an adult who is no more than four years older.


Danny was not a statutory rapist. Kiki and her parents were and remain soulless, petty killers who ended his life over nothing. Quit thinking you can still cast blame and doubt just by saying "yah Kiki, BUT STACHUTORY RAEP!!". Florida did not recognize it as such, being the pedotrap that it is.

No. 803383

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Ok apparently she posted two videos playing guitar but the audio is off? Like, I can't hear anything

No. 803385

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No. 803388


No one cares. Stop sperging already.

No. 803392

Saying “no once cares” every time someone is right doesn’t invalidate what they’re saying. I guarantee you the rest of us do. You also said who cares here >>803377
Stop trying to shut people up just because they disagree with you, we’re all engaging in civil conversation and we’re not going to quit because you think pretending to be dismissive and aloof when you don’t have the upper hand will make people stop posting on a board meant for posting.

No. 803403


I get the point they're trying to make. They only said it's not statutory rape in Florida 5 times. Maybe repeat it 5 more times.

No. 803410

The lack of self awareness from you if just [chef kiss]

No. 803418


Cespedes white knight anon, you used a link that doesn't work for me but the only close in-age exception 'romeo and juliet' law in Florida is from 2007 (after kiki and danny fucked, right?) and only concerns offenders not having to go on the sex offender register, not that they won't be prosecuted. So please just shut the fuck up already.

No. 803426

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So you can't use Google? This takes almost no effort, you realize?

Google "Florida