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No. 927314

Remember to visit https://lolcow.farm/info and https://lolcow.farm/rules before posting; anyone failing to do so will be exiled to The Hovel to think about what they've done. Each miserable, grimy plushie in Luna's pile contains the eternally tormented soul of an anon who forgot to sage.

Previous Thread: >>920554

The Basics:
>Luna is a 27 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Current Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin
>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with
>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen
>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now
>she vapes now

Latest Milk:
>shows off her no less than gargantuan size on snapchat at group >>920562
>someone called her "kinda chunky" in group and she whines on instagram >>921299, >>921321, >>921382, >>921436
>off her gourd makeup + filter free selfies are posted >>921465
>pumpkin, retaliating against the awful life luna gives her, attacks her and scratches her face >>921639, >>921644
>playing bass again at group >>921977
>throwback photos of lurch >>922340, >>922341, >>922342, >>922343, >>922344
>gets a microwave and tv, shows off a new shot of the hovel >>922506
>pretends shes not stealing on instagram >>922749, >>922754
>another full body shot drops >>922969, >>922970
>more bass playing occurs >>923282, lore about lurchs nail/foot fetish dropped in comments >>923303
>continues makes vaping her whole personality and shows off her dirty mouthpiece >>923297
>obsession with creme savers begins >>923482
>eats 2400 calories in creme savers in 2 days >>923758
>goes on a date night with lurch to the movies looking like this >>924254, >>924264
>finally gets an ID, a marriage or job to follow? >>924602
>mom in hospital saga begins >>924789
>first time admitting its a lifting haul on tumblr >>925367, then tries to claim its a "gift from bestie" on insta >>925411
>claims mom has head injury, is delusional, and locked out of her apartment >>925529
>starts posting on shoplifting reddit >>925701, >>925702
>more on tuna mom >>925738
>someone points out that her story about her mom sounds suspiciously a lot like a story luna once told about her dad >>925787
>first photo of "sober bestie" appears, she has a beer >>926083
>steals clorox wipes >>926087
>her once a year change of bedding >>926153
>she hopes to get a benzo script soon >>926365
>tuna mom is suddenly fine and going to buy her bleach >>926677
>oh no, she ruined her hair! >926719, >>926728
>new hair dropped >>926767
>reveals how she shoplifts on reddit >>926906
>bleaches hair again >>927075, >>927076
>final results >>927081, >>927085, >>927086

https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]

No. 927315

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No. 927316

No. 927319

The way she's mugging for the camera.. does she think her hair looks good?

No. 927320

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Of course, meanwhile she had posted these on ig but quickly deleted because it shows the real color and how badly compromised her hair is. The ends look ready to melt off

No. 927322

Is her forehead in the left pic what her skin looks like without filters? It’s horrific

No. 927324

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No. 927328

Yeah, you wouldn't know because even when she claims a pic is unfiltered, the tell is that she's covered in freckles, so if you dont see them then its filtered to hell and back. It's not meth scabs, mostly.

No. 927329

Is this really the color she's going to just leave her hair? She should have used heat while processing that bleach

No. 927330

She cannot be happy with this. There's at LEAST 2 more rounds bleached needed.

No. 927341

She could have at least put the bleach on the dark patch first to sort of even it out.

No. 927349

I don´t get why she didn´t target the darker parts only?! You don´t have to have many brain cells to know how bleach works and the longer it sits it does the thing.

No. 927369

I’m crying. If she had just taken the time to watch a few videos on YouTube or wasn’t a total tard this wouldn’t look like this. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out “hey, my mid lengths are way darker than my roots or ends, I should do something about that”.

Like… use a color remover to remove the box dye? I mean they sell them at Sally’s. Then she could have started with a cleaner slate.

Or she could have just applied bleach to the darkest parts of her hair first, saving her ends from melting off. Instead she just slapped it on with her hands, with too much developer and no sectioning, and when she saw her hair was like chewed gum, decided to process again. And then, even though the majority of her hair is reddish orange, she probably used wella t-18 , a violet based toner, which only worked on her hot roots.

She’s going to lose about 10-12inches of length because of her dumb fuckery.

No. 927425

Bleach not working after a certain amount of time is a thing- bleach is only usable for up to like 30-40 mins after mixing it because it'll stop working.

No. 927436

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No. 927437

Show an unfiltered, natural light pic toona!

No. 927441

So she really out there looking like Cousin Itt, huh?

No. 927444

Not sure if real hair or fried it all and now it's a party city wig.

No. 927453

Speaking of wigs, I'll never understand why she never wears one especially when she wanted to be blonde so bad for so long. An Amazon wig with ebil dad bucks would look a hell of a lot better than this (and literally every other time she's ever colored her hair by herself). At least the color would be even kek.

No. 927454

More brass than a marching band.

No. 927461

>I forgot how long my hair is
Is she getting more retarded or does she have dementia?
She hasn't had a haircut in 2 years. How do you 'forget' you havent had a haircut in years? Has she lost all sense of object permanence and thinks if she cuts her hair it will never get longer?

I bet she forgot why she had to cut her hair last time too kek. Just keep bleaching Tuna, you'll get the right color eventually! She's stuck in a loop and will keep repeating herself until Lurch or ebil dad dies.

No. 927473

The self-obsession and narcissism maybe? It has to be HER hair, not some fake stuff. It's pretty fucking stupid that then she'll filter herself into oblivion but cows gonna cow kek.

No. 927480

Has she stayed on the low because of how ugly her hair is now? Surely she's not still zonked out on mama tunas xanax

No. 927505

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>>927425 That´s an old myth anon. I hope you´re not a hairdresser.
>>927480 maybe she tried to bleach again and is now bald kek

No. 927509

Bleach works for as long as it stays wet, but you know Tuna didn’t put it under a shower cap or anything to keep it from drying out, so I guess the effect is the same. It probably dried out in some parts and not others as she was applying it, so that will not have helped the patchiness.
I really thought that someone who is as fixated on appearance as Luna would have put more emphasis on getting this right - even if she’s too broke for a salon to do it or to get the right products (though she could probably steal something more appropriate than what she used), the application and care is not there. I guess it’s just another manifestation of her sloppiness.

No. 927551

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You’re more like a black hole, tuna

No. 927552

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No. 927553

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No. 927554

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No. 927567

So is lurch finally out of the picture!? Haven't seen his ugly mug lately or even heard it mentioned. Wonder if the ugly fuck finally had enough of her kek

No. 927571

Her wearing her fake LV and Chanel sweater as if it’ll cancel out everything else about her that makes her crusty.

No. 927575

Tripophobia but with stars

No. 927578

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No. 927579

I guess I never noticed how much weight she gained my god. The dark around her face suited her much better, she looks so washed out.

No. 927580

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No. 927582

God, Luna in motion is always so uncanny. It's like she's learning how to pilot a human body for the first time. Her hand movements are so weird and mechanical.

No. 927583

That's not how bleach works my nonnie. EVEN IF STILL WET, the bleach loses majority of its bleaching power about 50 mins after mixing- meaning no, bleach is not powerful enough to lift your hair color after around 30-40 mins. I hope yall don't kill your hair, because leaving that inactive bleach on your hair after 30 mins is what's frying yall.

No. 927584

Fuck, I forgot to sage my last reply. I'll take my ban.(unsaged derailing, you can delete and repost if you forget to sage. you could've saged your double post too)

No. 927601

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looks like she’s found a new filter they gives her a comically sharp heart shaped face

No. 927603

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No. 927607


hair still looks wet. that can't be good lol

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No. 927617

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No. 927618

i mean…she must feel perfectly fine if shes comfortable posting photos of her face kek? what?

No. 927620

kek the overdrawn crusty lips and eyelashes coming off, in addition to being filtered to fuck

No. 927624

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No. 927626

mUh sKiNcArE but she can't even wash all her eye makeup off

No. 927631

She just got the little plush and its already filthy enough to visually see next to the new bigger plush. Vile nasty bitch. She needs to scrounge for change and go to the fucking laundromat to wash her sheets/clothes.

No. 927634

Those dead eyes. She's burning through the last of the braincells pretty fast.

No. 927639

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No. 927640

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No. 927641

Her hair looks permanently damp lately, either because it is because of how fried it is making it super porous and basically unable to dry after washing, or because shes loading it with oils/serums to try to hide how fried it is. There is really nothing left at this point than to embrace a Big Chop and start again but she would never do that. It really is retarded to keep hair that is so obviously chemically damaged stuck to your head. If she wasn’t so hideous a cute little pixie cut could do a world of good.

No. 927642

Yeah. Too bad you and lurch refuse to get jobs so you can get your own actual apartment with heat. You're the one choosing the shitty government housing. Imagine how cold you'd be if you were actually out on the streets instead lol!

No. 927643

Wait, you mean a life where you spent the last 10 years fucked up out of your gourd will age you terribly? You don't say… I hope she's still about when she hits the big 30.

No. 927647

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No. 927651

i hate her piercings so much(sage your shit)

No. 927654

When you need to steal stuffed animals because your stolen cat won't even snuggle up to you for warmth

No. 927658

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Keekkkk a rare fake from the 90s. Ok tuna

No. 927660

Her shitty jewelry is leaving a black grimey ring around her wrist.

No. 927661

Her giant meaty mitts always look like a man off screen pawing at her face.

No. 927664

Kekk the most luxury jewelry leaving a grimy green ring around her dainty wrist

No. 927666

I see her meaty ham hocks must have already busted out of one of the three bracelets kek

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No. 927672

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(no milk no sage)

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No. 927677

She can't afford laundry detergent or soap but she can afford sugary drinks, fake nails, bleach, etc. Priorities.

No. 927681

Her hair is obviously wet in this picture I work at a hair salon there's no such thing as porous hair lol certainly not as a result of bleaching..
Obviously she isn't fully bleach blonde but I like how it turned out it just look like balayage (I work at a hair salon) it honestly makes it look more natural. I'm glad she went back to lighter hair, it just suits her more!(no1currs)

No. 927683

Whoa did you say you work at a hair salon?
Her hair is a sad mess, why are you joking.

No. 927684

Are you sure you work at a hair salon? Her hair looks yellow and orange, not blonde or bayalage- bayalage would mean one end either lighter or darker than the other, not giant orange splotches in the middle surrounded by yellow piss hair.im scares if you are a hair dresser, and you bet your ass hair can retain water when badly damaged by bleach BECAUSE ITS DRY AND BECOMES POROUS(unsaged retardation, no1currs)

No. 927685

What happened with lurch? Has she mentioned why he's no longer with her

No. 927686

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well that’s definitely something

No. 927687

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Don't be shy anon, post both

No. 927689

Is there any proof he isn't beyond no pictures? Maybe she's just feeling herself (only) now that she's BLONDE.

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No. 927691

I'm….fucking….wheezing…the eyebrows, the eyeliner, the greasy yet fried hair. Crackhead confidence.

No. 927692

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she hasn’t made these facial expressions since her crack days

maybe she’s doing crack again to lose weight

No. 927694

This was a literal jumpscare when I seen them on insta earlier. These have got to be some of the WORSE selfies she's ever posted and that says alot. There's no way she's that bad at eyebrows. I feel like she's trolling with her ugliness. It's the worse she ever looked. And can you imagine without a filter? Oh my

No. 927695

she’s always had horrendous eyebrows. even back in the hipsville days. she just doesn’t seem to understand how they’re supposed to be shaped

No. 927697

so Yaniv

No. 927699

that bra is FILTHY

No. 927700

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No. 927701

imagine being near 30 and feeling like your followers owe you likes

No. 927702

Silent agreement tuna

No. 927703

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No. 927708

A completely different face in every picture.
Also she needs to go back to no eyebrows is these are the best she can do.

No. 927712

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No. 927713

Could it be bc you're high off your ass despite being "sober", you look like a Muppet reject and you're making a fool of yourself with these pics. Even your followers are embarrassed for you.

No. 927714

You look stupid and you ruined your hair, again. 27 years old and your only goal is to look cute/pretty. Now have that goal and be Tuna. Jfc the hilarity.

No. 927715

seeing her with blonde-ish hair is a pretty big wake up about how BAD she looks and how much she has aged since she had her icy blonde hair last. i think she was expecting to look the same as she used to (which was still a jump scare, however marginally better) and ended up looking the same but with weird copper hair and bleached roots.

No. 927716

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Idk this pictrue makes me so sad bc she reminds me so much of Shelley Johnson from Twin Peaks with this hair honestly she could be so pretty if she got better at doing her makeup btw I am not a "whiteknight" I know Luna from a group and I jst want her to get better shes rly nice in person(bait)

No. 927717

tuna does not look like her at all. are you high, why are comparing a crackhead beached whale to her?(responding to bait)

No. 927718

I know that big tits are one of the few things that (most) fat girls have going for them, but in Tuna’s case her tits are flabby and unappealing - like the rest of her. And putting them on show along with that horrific makeup, horrible hair color (seriously, it looked better before the bleaching. fiasco) and troon-esque smirk makes for a sleep paralysis demon level image.

No. 927721

She should get bangs again. Covering half her face would make her 50% prettier

No. 927722

I wish she'd show the back.

No. 927724

bpd in a picture

No. 927725

for how poor and desperate she always says she is…why not turn to the oldest profession. shes literally in NY, close enough to the city to make it work. but shes too fat and won’t bother with basic hygiene so she just looks like a crackwhore

tuna, you feel ugly because you ARE ugly

No. 927727

She did already, it's literally an on and off saga documented in the threads. Lurk moar

No. 927730

sHe WaS rApEd!

No. 927744

I suspect she´s not posting about it but I feel like she does some small jobs like that sometimes if you know what I mean

No. 927762

She thinks she's above working in the food industry so of course she'd never be a prostitute. Daddy and Mommy pay for her useless wants and she boosts whatever else she wants. The only reason why she even sends nudes online is for the male validation she gets from it. She believes if someone buys a nude, then she must be sexy. She's too much of a spoiled brat to ever be a hooker.

No. 927763

We'd never hear the end of it if she was an irl sex worker. The pity party would be ridiculous

No. 927766

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No. 927783

she’s gonna have to steal a new eyebrow pencil in a lighter shade

No. 927784

Looks like a cheap brassy wig.

No. 927790

oh my it's just straw now

No. 927796

it looks like oily straw hope it doesn´t catch fire

No. 927811

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Ahh, the desaturation used to hide how fucking yellow her hair is.

No. 927818

Kek at the Nonna earlier that said they were a hairdresser and this looks "so bayalage" it looks like a piss stained halo on straw-(learn to sage)

No. 927820

It already happened when she had that one client who viciously attacked her. Or didn't pay her. Or called her fat. I forget what the final story was.

No. 927833

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cp bump

No. 927834

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No. 927851

>>927835 Dang she is so fucking wide.
>>927834 The dirt on his pants disgusting

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No. 927869

She looks like one of those older women who have to ride a scooter thru the grocery store because their legs can't support the weight of their body

No. 927873

Kek!!! She goes out of her way to look like such a blob

No. 927877

That was tinfoil that it was a cLiEnT. She'd be crowing about being a real sw like her heroes if she really was one. It would add to her glamorous sob story.

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No. 927897

can you spoiler this next time so its not on the front page

No. 927899

There isn’t a reason for it to be spoiled? should every picture of this crusty bitch be spoiled to protect your delicate sensibilities?

No. 927903

I will always look at a filtered pic of her now and only see this >>927686

No. 927909

Décolletage longer than my entire ass.

No. 927914

meh. you can pick any pic as they all are heavily (lol) filtered.

No. 927917

She's pretty cute though, I wish I can have her.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 927942

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Delusional to think she is either.

No. 927943

I want to bang Luna Slater so hard(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 927951

Typical tall girl woes. Tuna, your height is probably the last thing that turns people off from you, just saying. And also Lurch is taller than her so unless she wants to be a cute waif to a tall baddie, then what's her problem lol

No. 927952

topkek at her wanting to be dainty and tiny and uwu sanrio but she´s a big ass smelly heifer

No. 927982

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The fucking shit on her finger… she must be so sticky all the time

No. 927990

Poop hands

No. 927993

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Do I see warping on the mirror behind her? KEK

No. 927994

her left leg omg

No. 927995

Jesus Christ, she’s as pale as the wall.

No. 927996

She is at least twice this wide.

No. 927997

This is the most transparent she's been lmao. She's begging for people to think she's hot because she took a piece of clothing she doesn't need from the psych hospital because that's all she cares about, being hot in the psych ward. Imagine killing yourself only for some giant idiot to put on your clothes and beg for people to call them attractive online because that's their biggest problem lmao

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No. 928001

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No. 928002

get rid of the garbage

No. 928008

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No. 928009

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No. 928010

She doesn't want answers, she wants gifts.

No. 928011

Losing weight would be even harder for you if you were short, Tuna

No. 928038

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No. 928041

This. I do wonder why mom/ dad haven't bought her one yet so she's having to resort to online begging but w/e

No. 928043

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No. 928044

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No. 928050

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No. 928051

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No. 928052

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does it look like she whitened the plushies in this photo?

No. 928053


It’s so depressing that she keeps calling Lurch her husband when we all know it’s never going to happen.

No. 928054

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No. 928058

She looks like a porcelain doll in this
I'm envious of her plushie collection
Aww pumpkin making art with her mom?
She doesn't have an ID she can't actually get married she said it many times but hopefully one day they will

No. 928061

Is she too busy to find an eyebrow tutorial on YouTube?

No. 928066

omg that's terrible Luna. If we send you cash and gifts it will go to your super bff, right?

Been quite the whirlwind for her and her latest target.

No. 928067

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No. 928069

>charming and easy to talk to
Alot of shitty, manipulative drug addicts are. He's not great or special kek

No. 928070

she doesn't deserve markers of that quality. >>928067
charming? the few times I've heard him speak he sounds like a typical ny junkie low life

No. 928072

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No. 928073

What’s the point of using whitening strips when she has a thick layer or tartar and grime on her teeth? Is the whitening the tartar build up I’m confused.

No. 928081

Wonder whose script that is that she's covering the name. What's the point of covering her name if it's hers?

No. 928082

What does she think she has "ptsd" from?

No. 928083

Evil dad? Cotton eye joe?

No. 928087

Lurch is gross and probably smells like stale sweat and sebum but he at least looks better kept than she does (usually, I also saw the recent photo of him with shit all over his pants). He at least isn't sticking acrylics to his fingers and getting poop all over them or turning his hair into wet spaghetti.

No. 928097

This shit is so annoying, say something nice about Luna and you're baiting ffs(are you lost?)

No. 928106

I’ll believe it’s actually hers and she’s covering her address.

No. 928107

wouldn't you have ptsd at night if you woke up in a stupor only to roll over and see lurch there?

No. 928110

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No. 928111

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No. 928113

She doesn't even have collar bones anymore

No. 928116

File: 1707880049121.png (1.04 MB, 1080x1472, luna.png)

No. 928121


Frasier? Please. She struggles to keep up with Nick at Night, what is she watching that for.

No. 928126

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No. 928134

That banana sword tattoo.

No. 928138

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No. 928139

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No. 928140

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No. 928141

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No. 928143

what amazing advice. don't worry OP, you can turn out just like luna!

No. 928145

no makeup+grimy teeth+watching filters do their work.

No. 928156

kek anyone who enables her grimy lifestyle and gives her whatever she wants is always "amazing" to her, just like all those mental health professionals she's seen have been so kind and understanding until they refuse to feed her drug addictions and just like matthew is the greatest man on earth until he makes her feel like shit and causes her to lock herself in the bathroom so she can weep and eat ice cream

No. 928158

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oh man her hair is fuuuuucked

No. 928206

the sherpa jackets she wears make her look extra wide and circular

No. 928236

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You are pathetic

This is giving fat welfare mom waiting for food stamps

No. 928238

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No. 928239

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No. 928242

Bitch you look like you're outside in a raggedy robe. It's not cute. Imagine reposting a picture that "got no likes" because you're aiming for pity likes the 2nd time around. At almost 30 years old.

No. 928244

All of the white hair on the bottom is snapping off. You can see huge chunks missing.

No. 928245

I hope she bleaches her entire head again to even our the orange. She should be using a flat iron on 450 daily to make it shiny.

No. 928283

It's giving linebacker in drag vibes. She's huge.

No. 928294

i keep forgetting how fat she is tbh

No. 928349

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No. 928353

I've never seen her eat anything that's not takeout or prepackaged shit, only strawberries like 10 threads ago kek. Between her shit diet, shit hygiene and long term drug use how has she not gotten any type of illness yet?

No. 928354

Im sure she's got all sorts of deficiencys and issues brewing inside her body but she's always fucked up on something so she's blind to it and doesn't realize there's something wrong

No. 928364

They don't carry fresh fruits and veggies at CVS, especially not when she can steal her 500th bottle of hair oil.

No. 928365

they absolutely do, at least in snack packs, in the grab and go section where she’s previously taken sandwiches but like you said, it doesn’t have the same “ooh, shiny” appeal as more ineffective skincare she can take that’s ~*sew pretty*~

No. 928366

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It is such a lowlife degenerate thing to brag about the shit you steal, like it is some sort of accomplishment. Pathetic. At least she stole some fruit, what a skinny queen!!! Guess her EBT ran out for the month? Fat pig probably spent all her government bux already on deli sandwiches and cookies kek

When do you think the last time she ate a vegetable was?

No. 928374

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No. 928378

I don’t understand why she doesn’t steal an eyebrow pencil that matches her hair…

No. 928382

Jfc she has roots showing already…

No. 928384

Olaplex? Good, now she can bleach that sad piss yellow/orange mess of hair again. Hopefully she uses strong enough developer and heat this time to actually process it correctly

No. 928388

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No. 928389

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No. 928390

Seriously looking like a man here, wtf.

No. 928391

it's funny that she thinks this makes her sound glamorous and based

No. 928394

when will these retarded SWers realize they’re the only ones being degraded in these transactions?

No. 928396

The lack of self awareness, she's in a 1 room apartment that is 90% bed getting a man who has enough money to waste on a SWer off and she thinks he's being degraded

No. 928445

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No. 928452

The orange patch looks almost like it's intentional like a gen z tiktok trend. I'm not a white knight I just think it looks kinda cool with how it's in the middle of her hair

No. 928477

Wonder if the "man" is actually a farmer kek
She looks massive even though i know she tries hard to look smaller. I'd pay to see just how HUGE she actually is. Maybe she should just embrace it and make money off being the large Marge Amazonian she is.

No. 928524

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No. 928525

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No. 928530

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No. 928543

It’s like she picks a new face for the day and takes a hundred pictures of it. I guess today she’s decided that her hair looks better as dehydrated piss yellow than the desaturated grey from yesterday.

No. 928544

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Late but I thought this was a pic of Kanadajin3 at first. Fucking jumpscare.

No. 928546

ugh probably the kiwis at it again

No. 928549

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She reminds me of the cowardly lion with her damaged hair all sprawled out on her puffy robe like that

No. 928552

Jesus Christ how big is she now if she’s looking at this picture wishing her body looked like this?

No. 928555

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The retard tongue, the juice/dirt ring around the mouth and the rejecting bridge…… wow

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No. 928557

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No. 928559

what the actual fuck is this kek

No. 928560

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Long time lurker - never posted so sorry if this isn’t correct. I couldn’t help myself, I had to make this.

No. 928562

I love this. The pupils should be more opposite imo, but I still love it.

No. 928564

This is exactly what happens when you base your self worth on petty likes from people who feel obligated to do so except that number of people is dwindling and dwindling

No. 928599

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No. 928601

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>i was so much thinner and hotter

No. 928605

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No. 928606

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No. 928609

what is going on with the boob here

No. 928612

Tuna, you're 27. Piss or get off the pot..

No. 928613

Papa Tuna told her to get a job kek

No. 928615

KEK did he get a big credit card bill and get mad? Realise she's been stealing from him when she visits? Absolute evil dad.

No. 928628

spillage from a too-small bra

No. 928645

Omg, anon. "Retard tongue" had me howling, but in all seriousness, it annoys me so much when she does that thing with her tongue. Her whole face is weird and gross, but the lip area is something else.

No. 928646

Nice, anon. The teeny-tiny pupils are…chef's kiss

No. 928651

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No. 928652

She steals more skincare and fake nails in a week than most women buy in a year

No. 928653

Ha! Omg she hurt her teeth overusing whitening strips on her rotting teeth! Fucktard, your teeth aren't sensitive, they're rotten.

No. 928654

Kek hydroxycut

No. 928655

Why would she show off the orajel? Lmfaoooo. And I'm cackling at the tide pen, as if she ever does laundry. And that afrin will fuck up her nose. She's entertaining in such a sad way.

No. 928656

why put it on the sidewalk???(newfaggotry)

No. 928658

Bc she's oscar the grouch and lives in a trashcan.

No. 928662

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No. 928663

File: 1708497996192.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1214, ig.png)

No. 928664

And here's definitive proof that she doesn't shower or really use mirrors, how can you forget such a big tattoo on such a visible part of you? It would literally stare at you every time you wash yourself?

No. 928673

Definitive proof you don't have any tattoos. Also, she is constantly looking at herself in the viewfinder.

No. 928693

File: 1708543214773.jpeg (505.73 KB, 828x756, DB5E6602-DE58-4780-A13E-9C0C3B…)

she used to be so pretty this shit is sad lmao(baiting)

No. 928696

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No. 928698

Why is there a bandaid on his jacket? And why the pin? Gay Lurch era? Signaling what year he likes his girlfriends to born in? Lmfao

No. 928699

kek i didnt notice the bandaid before you pointed it out, it's probably covering a rip in the jacket

No. 928701

Handsome dude where?!?! His scraggly, hairy lip is disgusting and that's not even the worse part about him.

No. 928702

He's more handsome than my boyfriend because I don't even have one. I'm almost like a fucking femcel I have BPD and severe attachment and intimacy issues resulting from my trauma and could only dream of keeping a bf for 10 years, sometimes it makes me wanna kill myself, I'm literally jealous of their relationship wtf I'm same age as Luna and I'll never be with anyone for 10 years most likely.(stop it, get some help. also no1curr)

No. 928703

File: 1708554488980.jpeg (1.51 MB, 1179x1517, IMG_2900.jpeg)

Didn’t grab the earlier version that claimed this was a gift from her mom kek.

No. 928704

File: 1708555182923.jpeg (1.14 MB, 1290x2076, IMG_3641.jpeg)

Kek I saw the earlier post, she said her mom thrifted it for her.

Speaking of mama tuna..

No. 928707

It's obviously re-up day. Tuna only gives a shit about her mother when she's gaining something from her.

No. 928708

Does anyone remember when Luna said her mom's life was over? Ig they're bffs now.

No. 928714

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No. 928715

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No. 928716

Oh the one who has no time left? That is beyond help, said to a social worker actively helping mom?

No. 928719

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No. 928722

Ah, I see. She couldn't steal the fake ugly prada bag so that's why she ran to mama tuna and "loves her" today. She's such a scummy human

No. 928740

All their shit is stolen so connect the dots kek.
Yeah, she has done that a few times. If I remember right, it was part of her excuse for squatting in moms section 8

No. 928743

topkek at the fake behind the counter

No. 928745

She is such a piece of shit for stealing from charity shops. She says she only steals from sally ann but I doubt that’s where she draws the line.
And what is the point in lying to your followers who got you the bag and for what? On reddit her mom got her the bag because she couldn’t steal it, on Instagram/tumblr lurch got her the bag for an early birthday gift and on Snapchat she got herself the bag. She’s just a pathological liar

No. 928750

this is nitpick imo, stealing from thrift stores isn't a huge deal. They get so many donations a day that they throw loads of it away in the dumpsters out back. Sales floor garments cycle through and eventually get thrown out too. Charity shops aren't losing anything from theft.

And before anyone says shes wasting her money on drugs - yeah??? That's what drug addicts do and they still deserve clothing and food at the very least.(whiteknighting newfag)

No. 928753

Unsaged bait, no junkie needs so many clothes every day, especially one who does fuck all all day and doesn’t wash them. She should keep stealing food tho just because it’s milky to see her anorexia LARP when everything she steals is fatty and sugary.

No. 928760

That anon and sage for blog, but I have a bunch and I only ever forget about ones on my back, because I do not actively see them almost ever.
She's going on about wanting a sleeve, she's obsessed with herself and her image, she always wants new ones, I just do not see how she would forget something as big and visible as that.

No. 928762

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No. 928763

What happened to the fancy gloves Lurch supposedly got her for Christmas? Haven’t seen her wearing them once.

No. 928765

that is a big bitch

No. 928767

the cans of tuna beside her kek

No. 928768

kek what's with the Dreamworks eyebrows

No. 928769

I'm baffled how someone with no job can be that size

No. 928770

I'm surprised she hasn't gotten some nasty skin disease yet from not washing the used clothing she steals.

No. 928771

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Her lies don’t even make sense

No. 928774

>gays and lesbians for clinton and gore
isn't lurch a hardcore right winger? did she just pin it on him and in his drugged out state he didn't notice wtf. also this is an actual jumpscare.

No. 928777

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No. 928779

she's gonna be so pissed when his only advice is to eat healthier foods and get off her lazy ass

No. 928780

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I’m shocked by how visibly filthy she is and how she’ll post it with no care

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No. 928786

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No. 928787

This made me realize how much her aesthetic's changed. Imo the biggest problem Luna has is that she doesn't dress like a cute/indie punk rock girl anymore. She just looks like a regular old drug addict, I genuinely admired her before she's changed her style in like 2021/2022.

No. 928788

imo the first signal that she's changing her style was when she got rid of her bangs, it's genuinely sad imo.I always liked her makeup with pastel lips and bangs….She should be a pastel goth again maybe she will go back since she's changed her hair color I rly hope so1(baiting)

No. 928796

I'm genuinely curious what a weight loss doctor would prescribe luna. She has a grocery list of meds and disorders - but she actually does need to lose weight.

It'd be funny if she goes in for a magic pill and comes out with a referral to a nutritionalist/dietitian. Or the weight loss doctor is one and gives her diet and exercise plans instead.

No. 928797

If she wore gloves then she wouldn't be able to show off her hand tattoos that she contorts herself to fit in every picture.

No. 928798

She probably realied how ugly they are, or her ham hocks don't fit in them anymore.

No. 928802

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No. 928803

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No. 928804

She straight up looks like a special ed person with many abcessed teeth. And why does she blink like that, honestly?

No. 928807

Its the eyebrows for me. "\ \"

No. 928812

Luna's a chronic skinwalker and only had aesthetic punk vibes because of her highschool friends. The moment she lost contact with her friends, she lost her sense of style. It just took her a while to get too fat to wear her old clothes. Punk, kinderwhore, playboy bunny bimbo, sanrio age regressor, clowncore, y2k, she's copied every edgy style shes ever seen and all of them have been bad because she's skinwalking another (usually cleaner and slimmer) woman's style.

No. 928814

I stg if this bitch gets gastric on taxpayers dime…

No. 928815

As someone who has worked a bariatric post op unit, she would never have the discipline most programs require. They drug test, nicotine test, require (typically) a 6 month diet with record of a percentage of weight loss during this time, and then a pre op liquid diet beforehand. She would never make it. Not to mention the psych eval most require as well.

No. 928818

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No. 928819

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No. 928826

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No. 928828

>>928826 coincidental correlation between her dad setting boundaries and calling out her shit with her being a SA victim? Didn't she pull this shit last time she claimed sexual assault? wasn't it after her evil dad cut her off financially?

No. 928829

File: 1708682301880.jpg (344.37 KB, 1103x1157, 1000016071.jpg)

The face when ebil dad cuts you off but you know you're about to unpack the pity train until he gives up his credit card again

No. 928831

Tf is a handmate? Am I retarded? (Yes, but)

No. 928832

Bandmate? (Idk either)

No. 928837

nonny you’re actually wrong. i don’t support tuna but following her threads since high school she has shown interest towards punk, and wore punk clothes at some point. she’s a skinwalker, but she knows the band reatards so in the punk category she’s not. second everyone is into sanriocore. i bet you have hello kitty dolls in your room, stop being a pick-me(infighting)

No. 928847

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No. 928848


Wouldn't be surprised if it was a Bupropion/Naltrexone combination because it's cheap cheap cheap. The fact that this bitch thinks she'll get potentially free or cheap Ozempic sends my sides into fucking orbit, but I also wouldn't be shocked if she has the beetus.

No. 928849

File: 1708703503530.jpg (88.14 KB, 1135x1114, os0kxad3db041.jpg)

Spot the difference.

No. 928854

she's jamming her hand and arm into her sides to attempt the illusion of a waist lol

No. 928856

i think this is the oldest i've seen her look. feels like she used to get away with being large without a too visible double chin but now, oof

No. 928859

her hip area looks so uncomfortable. its like shes wearing an inner tube

No. 928860

She's just becoming Lurch but with a purse

No. 928863

What the hell is going on with her hips? It actually looks like a tumor. She looks like humpty dumpty. Its shocking seeing her fat face without a filter. She could steal some clothes that work better on her body, sheesh.

No. 928864

File: 1708717369714.jpg (1.38 MB, 1079x2086, Lordylord.jpg)

Slightly different pic from instagram. Maybe after she realized her massive forehead was showing

No. 928867

File: 1708719946797.jpg (213.04 KB, 720x1442, VideoCapture_20240223-122753.j…)

No. 928869

Wow, she's gotten so much fatter!

No. 928874

>vagina on vagina, that counts right?
Yes, having sex with another woman counts as sex, you dumb bitch

No. 928877

Luna you have no sexual desire because you detsroyed with heroine and is living with a corpse. You're not asexual just retarded

No. 928888

Unfortunately I'm sure everyone can smell what Tuna is, uh, cookin'

No. 928894

I vaguely remember her claiming that she was raped some time ago by a guy in her apartment block. If so, then this body count doesn't add up.(sage your shit)

No. 928896

Mommy tuna looks like lurch

No. 928897

File: 1708764768935.jpeg (1.26 MB, 3023x2919, IMG_0716.jpeg)

Tuna looks like Homer in drag

No. 928903

She wishes

No. 928906

File: 1708786661100.jpeg (1.43 MB, 1125x2091, 3FA18F71-B895-4A5A-9FD4-971DF0…)

She’s always been a big girl but her fat distribution is so horrible, even when she was a heroin addict she was still obese but at least she was shaped like a human (pic rel from her first thread, 7 years ago) She’s almost 6 foot, right? She’s clearly 200+ in this old pic, she has to be 300 now or at least very close to it.

No. 928927

rape doesn’t count toward your body count retard, and lrn2sage

Luna’s body type is rotting pear

No. 928928

>rape doesn’t count toward your body count retard

Luna has a sloppy body, Genetics aren't kind, but her eating regiment, exercise are especially cruel.

It's strange. She seems to always go wild over comfy clothing. She wears this shit that seems awkward fitting and not comfortable. Definitely prefers whatever "fashion" she likes over what feels comfortable and natural.

No. 928930

She's included a whole story about her handmate or whatever raping her in with her body count, so it's strange that she's included that story but not the other one is my point

No. 928936

Things could be so different for her if she swapped out the contents of her needles with Ozempic.

No. 928947

So at this point, she needs to lose around 100 pounds to look better. Yeah that’s not happening lol and her dumbass is praying for ozempic, shes just gonna gain another 50

No. 928966

yep esp since that shit isnt a magic shot
you have to eat healthy whole foods at a caloric deficit, exercise and take care of yourself to actually lose weight

if shes diabetic, which she most likely is at this point and manages to get her hands on ozempic and manages to lose weight, its going to do more harm than anything. shes going to gain it all back plus some

just go for walks and stop wasting trash, tuna

No. 928975

I guess she’s getting into thrifting now? Or stealing from goodwill. “Completely thrifted outfit” is such a weird thing to say considering every broke person I know thrifts almost all of their clothes. I guess it’s better than her Shein addiction though

No. 928977

I think evil dad cut her cc access and so she cant buy from shein anymore, so the next option is stealing from thrift stores.
What a pathetic existence .

No. 928982

Just confirms the cycle is repeating - wasted too much of Dad's money, he cuts her off, she calls him evil and starts bringing up various traumas.

No. 928984

Because it's "cool" to thrift now and she wants to sound trendy and relevant. She only gets thrift clothes because she feels they're an easy target for her theft.

No. 928986

i think she's into thrifting again because for years people ITT have suggested she get back into it and more of her old style from high school/just after. i do also think it has to do with her dad cutting her off but i also think it has to do with peer pressure from us.

No. 929093

File: 1709071062499.jpeg (722.27 KB, 1179x1611, IMG_2964.jpeg)

No. 929094

No. 929096

File: 1709072379654.jpg (506.66 KB, 932x1869, SmartSelect_20240227_231953_Fi…)

Just let your moms friend or whatever buy you a fucking lint roller already

No. 929104

this is absolutely terrifying wtf filter is she using its so uncanny valley

No. 929106

Lurch looks like a corpse.

No. 929108

File: 1709075896792.png (986.75 KB, 1080x1616, shopliftingmemes.png)

No. 929114

Someone scored, and I don't mean sexually.

No. 929115

Giant worm crawling out of a corpse.

No. 929119

File: 1709082039120.jpg (856.46 KB, 1078x2087, Screenshot_20240227_170228_Red…)

No. 929120

File: 1709082090604.jpg (538.09 KB, 1080x1141, Screenshot_20240227_170206_Red…)

No. 929125

Is that a track mark on his hand??

No. 929126

WHY would she post this!!?!?! Lmao. Dude looks like a bloated corpse and tuna doesn't look much better

No. 929127

File: 1709089522866.jpg (89.12 KB, 720x837, VideoCapture_20240227-170441.j…)

Updated sc avatar

No. 929129

File: 1709089628667.jpg (192.24 KB, 720x1306, VideoCapture_20240227-170433.j…)

No. 929130

File: 1709089659596.jpg (207.57 KB, 720x1454, VideoCapture_20240227-170436.j…)

No. 929132

File: 1709092081121.jpeg (106.48 KB, 828x1225, IMG_3866 Copy.jpeg)

comment section tho

No. 929143

File: 1709108148799.jpeg (783.59 KB, 1200x1225, IMG_7186.jpeg)

This image is giving “gray gardens” movie poster energy, where the woman is wearing a mink coat in front of a decaying mansion, quite poetic if you ask me.

No. 929144

Holy shit, this picture and this comment killed me. It's too funny looking in too many ways, I can't stop laughing at how absurd they both look.

No. 929147

I want a Junji Ito rendition of this.

No. 929153


"It might just kill you"

Lurch is such a creep

No. 929161

File: 1709153666858.jpg (205.86 KB, 720x1438, VideoCapture_20240228-125631.j…)

No. 929162

Laugh all you want stupid dumb bitches is that picture ridiculous?? Maybe. Maybe matt isn't the hottest guy on the block but at the end of the day it is Luna who's been in a relationship for 10 years meanwhile you fucking femcels will die alone chasing emotionally unavailable avoidant dudes, you'll die as side chicks most of you will die as fucking virins(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 929164

File: 1709156496249.jpg (585.35 KB, 1280x1707, 1685560555638.jpeg.jpg)

>>929162(responding to bait)

No. 929205

do you think you'd be able to tell the difference?

No. 929242

File: 1709254183948.jpg (192.07 KB, 720x1450, VideoCapture_20240229-165153.j…)

No. 929305

is it just me or is she starting to look like Lurch the longer she's with him

No. 929308

File: 1709351514555.jpg (242.99 KB, 720x1395, VideoCapture_20240301-195349.j…)

No. 929317

No, it gets mentioned every thread.
It's hard to tell which way it's going. He looks more and more like a middle age lesbian librarian.

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