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No. 734529

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]

tumblr: https://funeral1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420 (to name but a few)

>23 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and new “”sex worker””

>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities

>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive

>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun

>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”

>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life

>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so

>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”

>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love

>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever

>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles

>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it

>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)

>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations

>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean

>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)

>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100

>EVICTED from Roger’s house

>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict

>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)

>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon

>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal

>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother

>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.

>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.

>Seems to be gaining weight rapidly- some farmers speculate that she may be on methadone.

>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point

>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983

>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff

>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry

>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face

>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself

>Rodger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home

>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955

>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group

>Has lived with her mom for over a year now

>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points

>Has started to brag about starving herself

>"Found" a bra in a dumpster

>Started posting nudes again


>Luna begins a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money

>Makes premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK

>Anon leaks PEE DRINK (mirror here) >>730829


> Releases gif of Lurch jirating her ass >>724915

Will 2020 bring porn success for Luna? The (filthy) cards say no


one >>>/snow/55077

two >>>/snow/171004

three >>>/snow/190985

four >>>/snow/220048

five >>>/snow/254820

six >>>/snow/276683

seven >>>/snow/292881

eight >>>/snow/305217

nine >>>/snow/320166

ten >>394258

eleven >>403302

twelve >>414017

thirteen >>428358

fourteen >>452611

fifteen >>468770

sixteen >>480001

seventeen >>497850

eighteen >>521479

nineteen >>>/pt/540883

twenty >>>/pt/558885

twenty one >>>/pt/574429

twenty two >>>/pt/591749

twenty three >>>/pt/619612

twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>> /pt/689217

No. 735239

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No. 735243

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>tfw the Lth of September has passed and Luna STILL hasn't changed

No. 735290

thank you for updating lurch's age

No. 735617

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No. 735618

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No. 735621

He sure likes living in her house, though! Also funny how she acts like Lurch is only two or three years older than her by her wording. Who the fuck talks about this on Facebook anyway

No. 735664

I wonder if tuna’s mom knows all the shit she spews about her online.

No. 735667

>we hate my mom
>she's crazy
>she stole all my inheritance
>she's a druggie
>she's so abusive

And yet you've been living in her apartment and sleeping in her bed for over a year now.

No. 735669


"He hates her more than anyone!" Meanwhile, he doesn't seem to have much problem leeching off her and living in her house. Hmmm! Guess that's an interesting test of character. How grateful is the deadbeat junkie who mooches and leeches off his 17-years-younger girlfriend's mom (the girlfriend he refuses to marry despite her best hopes)? NOT VERY, apparently.

"He was coming around because of me!" No shit, you stupid, vapid cunt. You mean the dealer who groomed an underage girl and then promptly got her addicted to heroin was on the prowl for a new victim? Who'da thunk?

Also, her mom is closer in age to Lurch than Luna is to him, so fuck off out of here with your junkie logic about age spans. He is more Luna's mom's contemporary than Luna, by far.


No. 735729


Thanks for posting. I got a BS ban and couldn't post the OP I wrote. Here are the updated links.

https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996 (private)
https://www.twitter.com/lilcherub1996 (inactive)
https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx (SW account)


https://www.deviantart.com/thatpoisonleaf (deleted)
https://www.flickr.com/people/54485349@N05 (skwisgaarskwigelf)


https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com (inactive)

Archives of past tumblr accounts:
http://skwisgaarskwigelf.tumblr.com (deleted, no archives)

The Pulp Girls / Zine:


About Luna:
https://witchycrankypoo.tumblr.com (howl1996 drama, inactive)


No. 735742

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Spotted a wild Luna commenting on the inkshaming page on FB. Her tattoo artists sound like creeps…

No. 735760

Does she actually send out the art people order? I was tempted to buy something but I don't trust her to send it.

No. 735769

why the fuck would you pay over 50 bucks for a kindergarten scribble on printer paper and provide her with even more drug money? you sound like a fucking retard lol

No. 735770


As if this dumb bitch ever tips.

No. 735778

me too anon, i actually really like her artwork. can anyone confirm that she sends it out because i don't have an awful lot of money to spend finding it out

No. 735782

instead of spending that money why don't you spend some time looking at the previous threads where there are screenshots of luna messaging her buyers several times to increase the "shipping price" because she shot up what was paid to her and came up with the excuse that the post office increased the price for "SUPER SECURE SHIPPING BBY I PROMISE UWU".

>>735760 and >>735778 confirmed for pathetic preteens who payroll luna's sad existence. on one hand, more entertainment for us, and yall can shit away your money however you want, but maybe instead of paying for her heroin by buying her sad scribbles, buy more of her gross sex work videos and post em here. i'm curious to see what can top her diseased egg yolk piss

No. 735814

chill. thanks for letting me know about the shipping thing she does. it's a shame. i don't care what she chooses to spend her money on, i'm an addict myself.(nobody cares)

No. 735823

>> 735769
She was offering things for $20 would not spend $60+ but now I see she fucks with the shipping so nope.

No. 735830

Can't afford to move out but she can afford to go get tattoos?

She rarely ever sends it out and when she does she puts it on standard computer or notebook paper.
Just print out her drawings if you like them that much. It's no different than if she'd mailed them to you after $100 and 5 months later.

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No. 735838

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No. 735839

>i'm not opposite of lazy

No. 735841

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No. 735842

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No. 735863

>i need to look normal

is luna about to start going to irl job interviews???????

No. 735924


Previous thread


No. 735927

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I don't know why the lefthand side is cut off in my browser.

No. 735928

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No. 735942

A lot of the shit in those screencaps is stuff you have to pay actual money for.

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No. 735961

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No. 735972

Yeah. Matthew's presence in her life has sure been a blessing for Luna.

No. 735974

Does she actually expect people to still buy her useless “cheap” crap off the Internet? She’s like 23 years old, and I know she’s quite literally unemployable but she’s been called out numerous times and yet still expects CONSTANT handouts. I’ve followed her since the skwisgaarskwigelf days. I cannot believe she has not even once considered that maybe her lifestyle isn’t sustainable or that she needs to get a JOB if she wants money ffs.

No. 735990

this is so sad lmao

No. 736034

I play this game daily. You don’t have to spend ANY money on it. Don’t lie. I have all the things Tuna has in those photos and they don’t cost a cent so, check ur facts.

Inb4 no1 currrrrr

No. 736035

Just highlight the text in her posts, no need for the doubles of caps.

No. 736049

saged for tinfoil but i would be less than surprised if lurch has slept with tuna’s mom. if i’m not mistaken, it was the mom that introduced lurch to tuna in the first place, so there is already a pre-established relationship (even as junkie/dealer) . we know tuna thinks her mom is a horrible liar no matter what, so of course she thinks her mom is spreading rumors about herself and lurch when she is probably just telling the truth and realistically has no reason to try and make her strung-out leech of a daughter jealous. i would bet that lurch tells tuna he hates her mom and shit just to get her BPD jealous rage off his ass. it would be kinda weird IMO for luna to respond to this if she ~supposedly~ has never been through it herself, it just makes herself look incredibly defensive.

No. 736058

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Way to name your dad's credit card lmao.

No. 736062

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No. 736064

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No. 736065

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No. 736066

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No. 736067

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No. 736069

Never thought I say this but her waist looks great. The rest of her looks like a corpse though.

No. 736076

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No. 736077

I don't know what it is but she definitely looks better in these photos than she has in a long time.

No. 736079

I think she has actually lost weight for once

No. 736086

lmao nice cat shit pan in the background

No. 736089

To me Luna looks like if she toned up and lost some weight she could have a really nice curvy figure, but how she looks is the least of her issues.

she's fucked in the head. Her attitude is her biggest issue. Along with drugs and Lurch but thats a given

No. 736094

the fact that it's smack-dab in the middle of the kitchen baffles me. you'd think that with how drugged up everyone in the house is, they would have stepped in it several times by now…

No. 736104


IMO she is looking better here because she has dropped some fat, is wearing a fitting-ish bra, is attempting a real facial expression, and it seems like she also got some makeup that is a shade darker than ghostly white. you can see she actually has impressive bone structure by her waistline, which makes it all the more depressing that she’s trying to achieve her desired aesthetic through hard drugs. maybe she’s dabbling in stimulants now which is making her drop fat, or - god forbid - making an effort to improve??? sage for sperg out

No. 736114

p sure she isn't thinner she always looks like she could be thin/not huge when she uses certain angles

german sugar daddy? what kinda sad lonely man is exchanging money for luna selfies

No. 736164

doesn't she claim to hate ddlg now? unless it's just for her sex work persona, but why would she if she is not into it and it's not like she has the looks for it either…

No. 736168


you don't HAVE to, but saving up leaf tickets = delayed gratification, and luna needs her dopamine fix now

No. 736172

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Her body always confuses me. The upper half looks normal and then the bottom looks like a grandmother's.

No. 736173

I wouldn't be surprised if she has undiagnosed thyroid problems that are just made worse by drugs.

No. 736176


She has PCOS which is why she is not only lumpy but covered in hair. Also explains why she hasn't gotten knocked up by the ghoul yet.

No. 736179

Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder! Though I wish you wouldn't insult ghouls that way. Ghouls are some of the best characters in the Fallout series

No. 736280

The effect of having loose skin after you lose weight, nothing left for all that stretched casing to do but sag

No. 736303

oof. how do you get an ass that sad? it looks like a obese woman's tush. also, when will she stop doing that fucking grey lipstick?

No. 736316

we have been over this 100 times, rapid weight loss and gain, combined with muscle atrophy from being sedentary.
Also she has PCOS like the cotton eye joe knee and her dislocating joints, she has it when its convenient. Unless she shaves her arms/face she does not have the hair of somebody who a doctor diagnosed with PCOS (remember, she has naturally dark hair, so any hair growing other than her head would be dark). She probably saw the symptoms "weight gain and painful periods" and was like OMG THATS ME and added it to her pile of self-diagnoses nonsense (bc we know luna, if she ever got any sort of medical documentation for any injury/disability/illness, she would cover it in stickers and post in on all her social media as "proof")

No. 736327

Can confirm, I actually have PCOS and had to have surgery because of it. Tuna just has really rough periods but unless they're making you through up, pass out, or become immobile, you gotta take a straw and suck it up, buttercup.

No. 736332

Pls sage your blog posting.

No. 736400


No. 736402

i'm actually not seeing it. you can still see her stretchmarks and they likely just look paler in that lighting

No. 736403

holy shit its legit concave wtf

No. 736409

You get it from a completely sedentary lifestyle, it’s that simple. Genetic fat distribution will only take you so far.

No. 736435

and also meth abuse

No. 736441

also godawful eating habits, they live on nothing but premade crap and sweets

No. 736526

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Holy fuck lmao. How high was she when she applied her make up? That lipstick…

No. 736612

At least she chilled on the foundation/concealer. She looks like an actual human.

No. 736629

In the pic of her ass you can see she blurred her panty line

No. 736668


That’s clearly motion blur from her pulling her panties up - it’s right by her hand. I would hope if she’s shooping that she’d at least sort out the shape of her ass…….

No. 736728

Naah, if Tuna ever starts shooping I'll be genuinely disappointed. She's a unique cow in a few ways, and that's one of the ways she's separated from the herd. Up 'til now (if she's shooping) she never gave a FUUCK and just let it all hang loose, literally. I will be sad to lose the raw, unfiltered visual insanity. Please Luna, never shoop.

No. 737717

>but he was coming around cos of me lmao
As if Lurch grooming you is something to brag about, or dating your mom's drug dealer

No. 737743


does she actually do meth or is it just a hypothesis? lol

No. 738679

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oh my god the stains

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No. 738688

oh my god that slip looks so nasty im fuckin gagging. is it inside-out too???

No. 738703

Yeah it's inside out. Looks like the cat has peed on it as well.

No. 738783

Why does she have to be so nasty, wash things, even if you have to do it in the bathtub or sink. She’s so lazy, does she really think those pictures will get her business?

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