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No. 619612

Image credit: >>>/pt/571360

Previous thread: >>>/pt/591749

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]
tumblr: https://funeral1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420 (to name but a few)

>22 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 35 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal
>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother

LATEST MILK (or lack thereof):
>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.
>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.
>Seems to be gaining weight rapidly- some farmers speculate that she may be on methadone.
>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point
>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983
>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff
>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry
>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face
>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself
>Rodger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home
>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955

Will 2019 bring change for Luna? The (filthy) cards say "no".

PREVIOUS THREADS:

one >>>/snow/55077
two >>>/snow/171004
three >>>/snow/190985
four >>>/snow/220048
five >>>/snow/254820
six >>>/snow/276683
seven >>>/snow/292881
eight >>>/snow/305217
nine >>>/snow/320166
ten >>394258
eleven >>403302
twelve >>414017
thirteen >>428358
fourteen >>452611
fifteen >>468770
sixteen >>480001
seventeen >>497850
eighteen >>521479
nineteen >>>/pt/540883
twenty >>>/pt/558885
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749

No. 619618

This thread photo is wonderful. Thank you to whoever drew it.

No. 619630

>>619618
Agreed. The can of poor Roger's ashes and the Granny wreath were primo. You rule, artiste.

No. 619636

>>619612

>She posted a pic of her bedside tableau featuring a syringe which she quickly deleted >>>/pt/596638

No. 619641

>>619618
Thirded. Good work anon!

No. 619668

>>619636
I reported this so that hopefully a farmhand will add it to the OP. Thanks for catching that anon.

No. 619730

>Got a pancake voucher

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

No. 619741

I wonder if she'll ever get arrested for petty theft like this guy did. He got clean in prison.

No. 619790

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No. 619793

>>619790
Can someone explain

No. 619835

>>619793
Going off the other replies it's because they don't have a good QB and don't win that much? But knowing Luna there's no idea why she hates them.

No. 619838

>>619835
either way, it’s still kinda weird to see luna having passion for baseball, since it seems like it’d be too much of a “normie” hobby for the aloof sadbby persona she tries to present herself as

No. 619839

>>619838
I wonder if it's just a nostalgia thing, or just a way to pass the time. It seems like one of the more authentic things about her. If she wanted her baseball tastes to conform to her aesthetic then she'd be a Mets fan.

No. 619840

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No. 619855

>>619838
>>619839
Roger likes baseball so that's why she feigns interest. This has been discussed at some point

No. 619862

>>619855
*Lurch

No. 619877

>>619840
>fiancé
maybe in some timeline, luna

No. 619887

>>619840
Happy new year tunafish!
What will you accomplish this year? Steal a new color of ugly lipstick? Try a new drug? Mooch EVEN MORE from your family!?
Wow the possibilities are endless!

No. 619894

>>619887
Seriously though, has anyone here ever known of anybody who was less likely to change in a year than Luna?

No. 619931

>>619855
I realize that, I was however confused what she has against this team or the post. I remember now that the one she liked were Yankees but as an eurofag it's hard recognising those irrelevant sport teams. I thought she was sperging in reply to a post of her previously fave team.

No. 619962

>>619887
Holy shit. You're funny af. A+ comment.

No. 619975

>>619931
The Giants are a football team anyway. I don't know what that has to do with her love of the Yankees, which are a baseball team. So I, not a Eurofag, and kind of confused as to why she is f-bombing the Giants as well. They're not all that hateable, IMO, so that is kind of weird, even for Luna.

No. 620055

>>619894
The biggest change - ONLY change - she could make this year is by dying.

ie if literally anything happens, I'll be surprised. Here's to another 12 months of shitty art, shitty photos, shit covered possessions.

No. 620144

>>620055
yo, not to be that gal, but you forgot the shitty shit-covered art.

No. 620217

>>619975
Maybe it's another thing she learned from someone else, but you're right- it is kind of puzzling that she'd pick on the Giants, especially given that it's the NY team. They're much less offensive than the Yankees.

No. 620350

>>619975
It'll be because of Lurch. She mimics his shit to try and pretend they have stuff in common.

No. 620526

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worlds_smallest_violin.mp3

No. 620553

>>620526
Luna… That's because youre nothing BUT a joke…
For years you've done nothing but leech off people. You refuse to get a job. You've never had your own apartment (Rodgers place was NOT yours). You sit around your moms apartment all day (which you claimed was only going to be a couple weeks stay, and its been close to a fucking year now!?) and you just play dress up, get high, and sit online.
You do nothing to improve your situation even though you CAN IF YOU CHOOSE TO, you just wanna be a whiney little "victim".

No. 620703

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>publicly posts a picture of herself being hover-handed by lurch
luna, sweetie…….

No. 620708

>>620526
>physically exhausted
From what!? She just lounges about at home all day.

I suppose using heroin might be exhausting.

No. 620710

>>620708
ironically, laying around all day and never allowing yourself to physically exercise or go outside will make you exhausted, even though you’re not exerting yourself in any way. luna has effectively pinned herself into a permanent state of depression via her bland and sedentary lifestyle choices

No. 620763

>>620703
thats not hover hand.

No. 620765

>>620763
upon closer inspection, homeboy appears to be palming a fullblown hunchback.

No. 620784

>>620763
>>620765
it might just be me, but it looks more like he’s sort of loosely grabbing onto the hood of her sweatshirt. hard to tell though because the picture is so grainy
either way, it’s pretty awkward posturing for a picture with the woman who’s supposed to be his girlfriend. his body language is more like he’s taking a photo with a distant cousin he hasn’t seen in 5 years or something

No. 620820

>>620765
>homeboy

the first laugh i had in this new thread apart from the header

No. 620855

>>620703 What's the reason this looks like they were loosely cropped and inserted into the background?
>>620784 Yeah his hand is on her hood, but it does look a bit awkward. Heroin makes you pretty emotionless, the primary mood and thought being "score moar"24/7 and after a 15 year habit Lurch is probably dead inside, Luna or no Luna.

No. 621364


No. 621485

>>619790
wtf does this bitch have against the Giants? if anything, she should be rooting for them since yankee fans tend to support them.

No. 622596

>>620055
Had to catch up on four months of threads and it was comforting to know I missed out on literally nothing.


With Roger's anniversary coming up I'm interested to see what happens. I know in the last thread a picture of his boxed ashes was posted. Will she make a shrine covered in stolen cherubs and stuffed animals and still make it about her? Will she release his ashes on the street? Will she completely forget because she sleeps the whole day? We'll just have to wait and see.

No. 622617

>>619975
U.S sports' fans tend to vaguely support (but not necessarily follow) teams from different sports if the teams represent the same city. (I'm a Boston Red Sox fan (baseball) and many of us like the Boston Bruins (hockey) for example).

Her Yankeeposting is even more hilarious postseason bc their biggest rival team won the World Series, lmfao. Cry harder, Luna.

/sperg

….Which makes her hatred for a NY team even weirder and confirms her parroting of whatever Lurch's weird, drug-hazed opinions are. Do they even have anything in common outside drugs and Netflix?

No. 622627

>>622617
Lurch is an almost 40 year old drug addict, Im shocked he even has hobbies for her to try and parrot. Do we know how long he has been using for? Hes probably just grasping at the straws of whatever pop culture is still recognizable from before he went offline

Also I bet if we raised like $200 on a gofundme we could get her to eat a big scoop of powdered Roger. Just throwing the idea out there.

No. 622788

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Incoming dump re:Tuna’s dads apartment catching fire. There’s a video too in the burnt apartment where lurch can be seen too but I’m not sure how to record it to put it here

No. 622790

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No. 622792

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No. 622799

>>622792
One of the most common causes of house fires is someone falling asleep (or in Tuna's case, nodding off) with a lit cigarette in their mouth… That is if she was even staying there, if she wasn't then she'd only be saying "wow it was scary" for pity points.

No. 622814

>>622799
I don't think she's staying there. It looks like the fire was in the kitchen as well, so probably oven-related.

No. 622816

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>>622788
I hate this bitch because she's only documenting it to add it to her never-ending list of ~tragedies and losses~. She won't actually be active in helping her dad, even if it's just helping clean the place up. She's a fucking scumbag.

No. 622836

>>622816
As much as I don’t want to defend her I think she may have been helping him? She posted a video of someone cleaning her dad’s cat in the tub and it may have been her dad, but that would mean the background voice offering advice to stay out of the cat’s eyes would be Lurch.
If the voice was her dad that would mean Lurch was cleaning the cat. Either way, Luna was still just recording, lol. The videos she posted also offer an interesting look into her dad’s relationship with Lurch. I thought he probably disliked Lurch but they seem friendly in conversation. Gross

No. 622860

>>622799
>>622814

In the video Lurch(?) asks "Where there flames in here when you woke up to this?" I'm assuming that was toward Luna, as there's no one else in the clip and no one else makes a sound. Seems like she was there that night at least

No. 622862

>>622788
Is the video on a post ? Use https://downloadgram.com to grab it.
Is it in a story? Try to get it via https://storiesig.com.
Then take that mp4 video to an online webm converter, example https://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm, and you can upload the resulting file directly here.
Or you can skip this conversion step and host the video elsewhere, like Streamable and drop that link here.

No. 622863

>>622860

someone else is talking before that. it would be her dad.

No. 622870

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>>622788
I have the video.

No. 622871

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>>622836
And the cat video. Idk the hands seem like Lurch's?

No. 622874

>>622870
Lurch standing there like that scares tf out of my every time I watch it. Truly something from a fucking horror movie!!!

Why is Lurch at her dads apartment? Has she posted anything else lately? Did her mom finally kick them out? Does she say anything else about the fire…? I mean, that's pretty major and she just casually mentions it?

No. 622884

>>622871
Samefag, but I just realized he's not wearing pink like in the previous video. Early morning brain fog lol sorry

No. 622902

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>>622860
>>622863
Yeah, it seems like Lurch was asking Luna's dad.

She posted these pictures of her traveling to her dad's, so she probably wasn't there at the time of the fire.

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No. 622904

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No. 622910

>>622904

here is why she bothered to help, lol

No. 622911

Pardon if this is a weird question, but what does she mean in the Instagram post saying dad's little apartment? I was under the impression it was a big apartment. Does he have two? Or was that just her word choice of the day?

No. 622916

>>622911
Probably because she won't "inherit" an undamaged apartment now.

No. 622939

>>622792
>but he's fine
Freudian slip. His place caught fire and he luckily survived, I can only imagine the ebegging and taking over his place if he wasn't fine.

>>622904
Luna plus face powder equals more cake face selfies.

No. 622945

>>622911
It was probably a weird wording choice for sad girl points. NYC is one of those places where an apartment can be tiny and relatively big compared to other places in the price range or neighborhood.

No. 622982

>>622911
“massive fire” in his “tiny apartment”
she just wants to make the situation more dramatic lol.

No. 623003

>>622911
saying little is just like when she says "cheap" it's not his million dollar apartment in some posh new york suburb it's his tiny apartment because no one she knows has money please donate

No. 623042

>>622945
>>622982
>>623003

Ah, yes, got it. Thanks for the clarification. It's what I figured but I wasn't exactly sure if it was something I missed. Either way - what a pathetic human. Filming away and probably not even helping anyone at all with the intent of having heart. Just hopin her pa gives her a handful of his drugs and money for her own things. I want to burn her hair off.

No. 623083

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dear god, i think i'm going to be sick

No. 623084

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aka: shit she stole from her dad, very nice of you to steal after probably burning down his apartment after nodding off with a lit ciggy or with one of your stolen grave candles.

No. 623088

>>623083
Wtf is wrong with her bellybutton?

No. 623092

>>623088
It seriously looks like a cat anus… heck it looks like an anus in general

No. 623094

>>623083
Belly button that looks like a loose asshole and floppy flat granny tits…
Id be showing my shit off too if I was that sexxxxy!

No. 623103

>>623098
i don't think that's her titty. her bathtub pics show that they flap off sideways, not downwards when she's lying down, i think what you're thinking is the nip is actually a blood stain

No. 623108

>>623103
yea my fear of seeing her titty tricked me

No. 623125

>>623084

wow, was it her?

No. 623129

>>623084
>>623125
Does anyone read the thread or just blindly accept things. Another anon already mentioned this:

>>622902

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No. 623143

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No. 623144

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No. 623145

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No. 623152

>>623143
how’s she gonna claim she doesn’t shoot up /have needles in her room and then post this? omg fuck off, at least admit it instead of blatantly lying as if all your followers are morons

No. 623159

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No. 623161

>>623145
Why was it free, hmmmm tuna?

No. 623170

>>623152
Do you mean the mark in her hand or what?

No. 623174

>>623143
>>623144
These need to be spoilered, seeing her saggy pancake titties and those massive areolas make me want to puke.

No. 623175

>>623170
yes, it’s a fresh wound or scab not a healing mark

No. 623179

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I always wonder, is she doing this for her weird aesthetic or is her weird aesthetic just based off what she can steal off graveyards.
Her fucking cuticle makes me want to scream tho

No. 623254

>>623159
>(I'll die for you, and you for me)
I'm starting to believe Luna would rather kill Lurch than let him go lmao.

>I miss my past but… you are the future that I look forward to!

What does this even mean? Ignoring the whining about how they can't mooch off Roger anymore - how can you "look forward" to someone you've seen daily for 5 years, when both of you do literally nothing all day? Lurch has been her past, present and future for years, nothings changed and nothing will change.

>I'll surround myself with plushies and Hello Kitty as long as you're there to pet my hair, my love.

"as long as"?
Is she suggesting that the only reason she likes childish things is because of Lurch, and she'd stop if he wasn't there? Is he into some DD/LG shit or something?

No. 623255

>>623140
>boob job
truly the top priority of a totes 100% homeless person

No. 623314

>>622788
Late but I don't doubt she showed up just to make sure HER apartment was ok. She could've cared less about her dad and the cat she just wanted her future home to be fine.

No. 623325

>>623140
Girl you do nothing all day, who's paying for your boob job? Certainly not Lurch. Try doing some pectoral exercises, you have the free time.

No. 623347

>>623140
but what about your big areolas luna

No. 623350

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>>623084
>1970's
Oh honey, no!

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No. 623359

wow she really just looted her dad's burned house, shes really on a race to the bottom

No. 623389

>>623003
she genuinely doesn’t seem like she even struggles with finances, at all. sure she’s poor but i’m convinced she never struggles. she has NO bills to pay. no rent, obviously. not even in any kind of debt, I’m sure. parents either pay her phone bill or she just uses mommy’s wifi for imessage and free apps. she doesn’t have children or young siblings to care for (doesnt need to provide for anyone but herself). she’s affording enough dope to at least alternate between dopesick and high - I doubt her donations even pay for all this; she either pawns stolen items or lurch deals (can’t see luna dealing heroin without using it all). if she REALLY needed to buy, for example, a meal or else she would starve to death, all she would need to do is subtract a shot of heroin from the day. she has absolutely nothing else to worry about.

plus it’s not like her mom’s house isn’t filled with all the necessary things one would need - food, shelter, shower/soap/shampoo. she has clothes. she’s not sick and needing to pay for medical bills. I’m so repsuled whenever she complains like “I cant afford anything uwu”. butch, you don’t need to afford anything other than heroin which you certainly are affording.

No. 623407

>>623359
tbf, while it's trashy as hell in and of itself to post pictures of your dad's-recently-burned-apartment haul, he could just be clearing it out and tossing Luna the shit he doesn't want but Luna is interested in.
>>623175
Maybe she pawned off some of her dad's burned apartment haul so she could score.

No. 623420

>>623179
Why the hell does her fingernails look like that? I remember some time ago she posted a pic with some antifungal in the background. Is that gunk fungus??

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No. 623464

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But I thought Luna had to hide everything she owns from her mom? Sure doesn't look like it

No. 623465

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No. 623492

>>623465
>at least im home
Biiiiittttcccchhhh! Lol, I thought you were homeless!?!?

No. 623594

>>623465
Also I thought she supposedly didn't have benzos anymore…

No. 623609

>>623464
all this trinket posting she’s been doing lately has really been driving home just how shallow and materialistic she is. luna is just a big empty void of a person who only exists to consume everything around her in the pursuit of a new graveyard candle or hello kitty plush

No. 623683

>>623594
no she ~only takes 2-3 a month~

What I don’t understand is why she just doesn’t flat out say that she is still struggling with addiction and actively using. People hate her because she lies and scams, not because she uses drugs

No. 623689

>>623683
She probably thinks if she talks about using then people won't give her anything, which is true but it would add to her sad tortured bby girl story, so it must be difficult for her to not talk about it

No. 623701

>>623683
Isn't this her new persona? Bravely struggling on, will overcome, just need to hold on, blah blah blah?

No. 623734

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She posted this last night. It’s one thing to change your opinion on an artist who you thought you disliked, I’ve done that too. But it seems like she started to like Peep when he died…does she have any others who are alive?? (Other than Courtney Love)

No. 623739

>>623734
She just idolizes tragic young death because she sees herself in that trope. But it’s far more likely in my eyes that tuna will live to be an old, dirty woman begging for handouts for drugs, thus outliving her idols. She’s a cockroach that just loves to dramatize and exaggerate her own circumstances for the pity points.

No. 623784

>>723739

She doesn't seem to realize that all those people, even Courtney Love, had a modicum of talent and the drive to do something with it. Being a junkie was incidental to their personalities, not the whole thing.

No. 623877

>>623784
right? she's literally just like every other bored ass middle class white girl who fucks up her life to do heroin. she's not special and any of her talent she may have had is drowned out by her addiction. she'll die a weird loser.

No. 624123

>>623389

I agree with all of this. And you know, for the amount of money she spends on bs shit and has begged off each other, probably could have afforded a few months of therapy. Or even some generic medication as she talks about never being treated for her mental illness she says she has… Ya know? Just saying. Don't mean to blog, but I've given up shit I'd rather spend money on to pay for more important things beneficial to my health. She could too.

No. 624455

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shitty writing dump coming through

No. 624456

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No. 624458

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No. 624577

>>624456
>>624458
When you listen to Lana Del Rey once.

No. 624595

>>624455
> i apple

No. 624648

>>624456
>mary
>merry
Ok she's not even trying

No. 624649

>>624456
>mary
>merry
Ok she's not even trying

No. 624650

I feel like every poem gets worse.

No. 624652

I feel like every poem gets worse.

No. 624726

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Super late noticing this, but it looks like there's at least 3 full pill bottles of the same tablets. Is this a normal America thing or is this a junkie dad thing?

No. 624731

>>624649
Or it was a deliberate choice: She will marry him, and she will be merry with him. The phrasing could be kind of poetic, I guess. Still…

>>624458
…She is literally a decade too old to be writing this shit. Or at least too old to be showing it to the world., Everyone writes crap every now and then, but not all of us feel the need to show it to the world.

I agree with Anon who said these poems are becoming worse and worse. I liked some aspects of some of Luna's earlier work. They're always navel-gazey and self-indulgent, but some of it had interesting aspects. This is just the worst of all those self-indulgent impulses dialed up to 11.

No. 624732

>>624455
>why do we keep stealing from drugstores

Nice to know she's still a scammer and a thief. She's only admitted to actual theft twice and was only bold enough to brag about her stolen purchases once.

It amazes me how Luna operates. She pushes the homeless tortured artist with junkie parents angle but at the same time covers up her own drug habits and stealing in order to scam people out of money. She'll post drug pics to one platform she doesn't beg on then hide them on the rest while claiming stolen items are gifts or she "found" them but then she'll brag in her poetry how she steals.

No. 624818

>>624726
normal in america lol. my dad has high blood pressure, cholesterol and such and he has a bunch of those usually filled with supplements or heart/blood medication. it’s
definitely not something u can get high from
unfortunately for tuna

No. 624819

>>624818
(the weird line breaks were an accident but i think i just wrote a tuna-esque poem)

No. 624954

who does she think she's kidding at this point. Luna uses the excuse about finding shit way too often.
where would she 'find' a bra and slip that are her size and don't look particularly worn? also i call bullshit on her 'finding' a tarot deck from the 1970s lol, i have the same one and its a standard basic one you can buy anywhere.

No. 625057

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No. 625058

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No. 625061

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No. 625064

>>625058
it pains me to look at these plants…and why is that jade stretching like that when it's always in the window. ugh

No. 625125

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>>625064
They probably have shade if the window is facing north.

No. 625191

>>625125
This is why I love lolcow
We seriously use graphs to nitpick how much sunlight cow’s plants have
Keep it going

No. 625274

>>625191
Then explain to anons why Luna's jade plant looks all stretched out even at the window, so anons won't mention it in every thread…

No. 625282

>>625057
The pill bottle covered in stickers is so pitiful. I love using stickers on my stuff too but it feels like she's infantilizing every aspect of her life, it's gross.

No. 625316

>>625282
We are talking about Luna here, gross might as well be her middle name.

No. 625330

>>625274
nta but I don't think their appreciation was a sarcastic quip, I think it was sincere

I personally also love that a literal chart was used to prove that the plant would be moving towards the sun since all it gets is shade

No. 625349

>>625282
i can’t tell if it’s pointing to some weird ddlg “lifestyle” shit or arrested development. stickers on a pill bottle would be something you’d do for a 5 year old to make medication less scary to them, but this is a grown woman AND drug addict we’re discussing here.

a lot of cow-ish things luna does seems similar to the behavior of a shittily parented small child (petty stealing, inability to take care of herself, not understanding the concept of saving money, etc), but i almost wanna rule out the possibility of arrested development because it’s honestly hard to believe that luna has endured any genuine struggle enough to receive that kind of trauma from it. more than likely she’s just an irresponsible shithead who doesn’t take long term consequences into thought

No. 625414

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No. 625418

>>625414
doesn't really help if all you write about is how nice and pretty you are

No. 625448

>>625414
Whoa, haven't seen that book in a awhile. Gotta post a photo of that book every six months. Glad it made it out of Rodgers house ok.

No. 625500

>>625414
"gotta work on this"
OK, sure. Can't wait to see which stickers you choose and how you arrange them on it.

No. 625589

>>625349
I feel like it's less arrested development or DDLG stuff, and more that she's trying to portray this image of "tragic innocent girl who's fallen into a hard life." People aren't going to be as sympathetic to someone who just talks explicitly all the time about how much of a junkie they are.

No. 625592


No. 625627

>>625414
>those crusty stains on the bottom half of the cover
horrifying
also gotta love how she acts like she’s actually gonna commit to self improvement for realsies this time when in reality she’s gonna fill out 3 pages, highlight some text, post pictures of them on insta to show everybody how dedicated she is, and then toss it back into the hoarde and forget about it for the next 6 months because working towards a tangible goal is “just too HAAaAaAard”. i’d love for her to prove me wrong but that seems doubtful

No. 625630

>>625414
>those crusty stains on the bottom half of the cover
horrifying
also gotta love how she acts like she’s actually gonna commit to self improvement for realsies this time when in reality she’s gonna fill out 3 pages, highlight some text, post pictures of them on insta to show everybody how dedicated she is, and then toss it back into the hoarde and forget about it for the next 6 months because working towards a tangible goal is “just too HAAaAaAard”. i’d love for her to prove me wrong but that seems doubtful

No. 625633

>>625414
>those crusty stains on the bottom half of the cover
horrifying
also gotta love how she acts like she’s actually gonna commit to self improvement for realsies this time when in reality she’s gonna fill out 3 pages, highlight some text, post pictures of them on insta to show everybody how dedicated she is, and then toss it back into the hoarde and forget about it for the next 6 months because working towards a tangible goal is “just too HAAaAaAard”. i’d love for her to prove me wrong but that seems doubtful

No. 625640

>>625414

Time for our semi-monthly-ish images of Luna literally copying out of the book and leaving it at that. I really hope someday she actually reads it. She only ever seems to pick it up to post it on instagram.

No. 625727

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No. 625739

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>>625727
Is she trying to summon/contact the dollar store demon or something?!

No. 625769

>>625727
what the FUCK is that spill on the lower corner of the table. that is WAY too dark to be wood grain

No. 625791

>>625727

Inb4 she starts a fire in her mom's apartment.

No. 625856

>>625791
Did she ever post more about that fire? Like what caused it?
She probably put something in his oven and then went and nodded off.

No. 625871

>>625727
there is fuckin MOLD or dirt or some shit all over that Baby Lips chapstick, jfc

No. 625923

File: 1547433677565.jpeg (695.33 KB, 750x1009, 1541635364349.jpeg)

>>625727
Wasn't the best looking bedside table before Luna ruined it but she's definitely made it a lot worse. Everything she touches turns to filth.

No. 625957

>>625923
I’m not surprised in the least that there’s a syringe just sitting there in plain site

No. 625960

>>624455
>>624456
>>624458
Wow, this might be her worst "poem" yet. It's horrible.
>>625349
It's probably more simple than that. She's a shallow person who lifted and embodied tumblr aesthetic.
>>625640
Even if she reads it, what's she going to do with it? With serious shit like personality disorders you don't improve just by using a workbook. You need a professional to guide your development and ensure that you're actually applying the exercises in a way that is consistent and helpful.
>>625923
imo that's a pretty table. Shame it got Luna'd

No. 625986

>>625957
With the cap off. Was that intentional or did she think it was another pen?

No. 625989

>>625923

By ruined do you mean she removed the fabric that was covering the stains and damaged finish?

>>625986

This was discussed ad nauseam in the last thread >>>/pt/596638 >>625986

No. 625990

>>625923

By ruined do you mean she removed the fabric that was covering the stains and damaged finish?

>>625986

This was discussed ad nauseam in the last thread >>>/pt/596638 >>625986

No. 626152

File: 1547497058340.png (345.11 KB, 477x792, bustyyy.png)

Liquify or eating good?? KEK

No. 626156

>>626152
She got a super chEap push up bra but don’t worry it was really cheap

No. 626157

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No. 626166

>>626157
omg…is she serious??? she's like a parody of herself now

No. 626167

>>626157
am I tho only one who thought the bra was Big Areola at first glance?

No. 626172

>>626157
Someone threw away that bag and those bras accidentally I'm sure. The bras are also ~magically~ her size. Scumbag.

No. 626173

>>626157
>found a handbag in the garbage

Sure you did, Tuna. Sure you did.

No. 626175

>>626152
seeing luna wearing a proper bra is so weird. it’s quite the departure from having her pancake tiddies disappearing into the void between her clothing and her body

No. 626176

>>626157
>2019
>Luna discovers bras

If, IF, on the off-chance she did find a magical handbag in the trash with ((assumed used)) VS bras in her size, the question I would like to pose:

chances of her washing said trash-bras before putting them on?

No. 626196

>>626157
I wonder if she’s hoping some sucker will buy her a boob job by dropping all these not subtle hints. I really hope nobody does because there are plenty of more deserving women out there, like ones that had children in their younger years that scrimp and save for every single luxury item they can get. It’s sad that people “donate” to this pathetic amoeba.

No. 626197

>>625739
lmfao

>>626157
Wow, she's moving up in the (shoplifting) world. Her saggy udders must be thrilled.

No. 626242

>>626152
I’m truly relieved to see her wearing a bra honestly, even if she stole it

No. 626243

>>626197
God she’s so grimey. We’ll see photos of this stuff two weeks from now covered in her signature off gray grime color.

It was the semi-annual sale not long ago. VS stores were swamped. She probably swiped a bunch then.

No. 626262

>>626243
I think we're giving her too much credit. In my experience, VS is very shady and scary to steal from because the employees tend to be nosy/"helpful" and alot of the bras are electronically tagged now.
My guess is she took these from her mother or EVIL dad bought them for her.

No. 626283

>>626262
I'm thinking her dad bought them for her like I don't think she stole them. Her boobs must be stuffed into that bra so haphazardly too lol

No. 626305

>>626283
With her tits smooshed together so hard and her history of bathing bi-monthly she's going to end up with her cleavage smelling like stretched ear cheese.

No. 626308

>>626152
So used to seeing her in saggy bras (or none at all) that seeing her with a proper bra just makes my brain go "There's something wrong with this."
Guess she stole those lashes as well and as much as she claims she's starving and homeless she sure has packed on the weight. Her upper arms are rivaling Momokun's now.

>>626157
>found a handbag in the garbage
>bras just happened to be my size
So you stole them. We get it.

No. 626324

>>626262
if lurch really does deal fentanyl/heroin (makes no sense as to how they afford it if not), people would sometimes offer him electronics or expensive goods to trade for some dope, luna might’ve gotten him to trade a point for these bras lol. that or it’s her mom’s

No. 626396

>>626262
I feel like she probably took them out of someone’s car.

No. 626419

How does she always seem to be in the right place at the right time? Does she think anyone buys her delusions? Bras in a purse just magically left and are just magically in her size? The only way any of that could be remotely plausible is that she’s actually forcing herself to fit into these bras she found as she usually does with most of the clothes she wears.

No. 626558

would bet money that luna literally just ordered the bras online with her dads credit card

No. 626598

i shoplifted as a young teenager a few years ago, and could never steal from vs because bras are tagged with electronic tags. Additionally, the workers are very suspicious of people who look poor, dress strangely, smell bad, etc. call it discrimination but they would have their eyes on Luna as soon as she entered the store.

No. 626650

>>626558

Yes, same. I bet she does this a lot! Would not surprise me if she has money at her grasp all the time and just does the grimy ass shit on the side and cries about not having shit online so that people will feel sorry for her and give her more gifts. This comment I just made has a big "duh" all over it but it's how I have always felt.

No. 627073

File: 1547776613599.jpg (129.75 KB, 540x720, Loony-tuna.jpg)

Do I Spy another syringe!?

(On a shelf under the table, below the tarot cards.. With the plunger pulled back?)

Lol I like this game.

No. 627076

File: 1547777062998.png (110.63 KB, 1327x898, d.png)

god dammit Luna she's so close to connecting the dots but she's not getting that she's not going to be happy and love herself unless she's financially self-sufficient and off drugs like get a god damn job!!! I really thought she was aware of this on some level but then she posts shit like this.

No. 627088

>>627076
She's in some cracked out dream world. Acting like now she's so thin and beautiful and has some handsome bf. It's funny how she feels like something's wrong tho…hmmmm what oh what could it be??!!

No. 627119

File: 1547780507640.png (160.88 KB, 748x1976, zqksHyt.png)

>i was born to a woman who threatens me daily with homelessness
but I thought you were homeless, Luna?

No. 627121

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No. 627130

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No. 627145

>>627130

>You are being asked by God. I am a messenger.


fuck off

No. 627147

>>627076
WOAH I didn’t know he was 6’6 . take it in that she just basically admitted that the reasons she loves being with lurch is because he loves HER and because of his physical traits. nothing about who he is as a person. what a narcissist

she was hurt in a way that she can’t recover? honestly nothing that bad has even happened to her as far as I know. why does she act like she’s going through extreme trauma everyday because her mom threatens not to enable her. fuck off Luna.

>>627130
I don’t know what group this is in but can someone please comment that Luna struggles with heron addiction and that she lives with her mother who has food in her house and to not enable her addiction by giving any money. This is literally so fucked up.

No. 627160

File: 1547784908520.jpg (573.56 KB, 810x3157, 20190117_221156.jpg)

>>627147
NTA, but I don't think it's in a Facebook group. either way, it is against the rules to cowtip. I found the post and here are the comments. She is such a fucking scammer.

No. 627163


No. 627189

File: 1547788540747.jpg (328.58 KB, 1591x574, Capture.JPG)

>>627160
Did she seriously smear ash on her face just to make herself look more pitiful when the whole background is untouched antiques?

>>627130
>>627163
Dude is leader of a cult or something. Him and his wife are using religious imagery and "gospel" to convince their followers to send them money so they can be full-time "ministers of love and light" and claiming they're specially sent as messiahs.

I don't think Luna knows what she's getting herself in to.

No. 627195

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No. 627207

>>627160
Holy shit this is beyond fucked. I can’t believe she is still pushing the homeless narrative. I hope these people wise up to her scam. That ash on her face for extra uwu sympathy plz bby really is the icing on the cake.

No. 627209

>>627189

She's found her grifter spiritual home!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvJ3GYbp7xApi4yya3IdlvA/about

https://www.facebook.com/groups/twinflamefound

https://www.facebook.com/OpenHeartUnions/posts/876264542469198

https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/twinflamepair

>We live in our van and go with the flow feeding those in need


https://fundly.com/seeking-assistance-for-my-friends-2

>two dear friends in California that are currently living in thier van which breaks down every now and then

>Goal $10,000

No. 627210

>>627189
Prestige tier tinfoil but inb4 Luna gets brainwashed by this cult and finally gets clean

No. 627212

>>627209

Judging by this guy's LinkedIn, he took some acid at a festival in 2012 and went full tilt hippie messiah.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/johnapt

No. 627233

File: 1547795198369.jpg (61.24 KB, 720x960, 50679351_2088634327881884_5618…)

Voting this as the next thread pic. Milking her dad's apartment fire for donations lmao. Her foundation doesn't even match her neck too.

No. 627255

>>627233
She barely has any on her fingers and neck and it’s so obviously swiped on lmaoooo can you imagine watching your daughter do this shit right in front of you

No. 627315

>>627210
Knowing her personality she'd quicker end up a Manson girl than sober.

No. 627316

>>627233
So if she didnt smear soot all over her face what is she trying to imply happened. She craned her neck upward and bent forward to be doused in cinders during the aftermath?

No. 627321

>>627233
This photo alone has thrown me into a straight up laughing fit.

No. 627322

I think it's telling about her level of privilege that all of the "cute childish" things she obsesses over are brand name. She doesn't just want soft/cute shit, she wants Twin Stars and Hello Kitty and Pusheen because all she has left in life is her 'aesthetic' but cant even have some character about it

No. 627325

>>627322
Luna taught me you can hit rock bottom and then keep digging.

No. 627326

Holy shit, Tuna's done more in the first weeks of 2019 than she did for the whole second half of 2018.
>>627073
Looks like there might even be two? One on each side of the round thing under there. The other one's around the other way.
>>627209
Big nitpick but even with all the christian hippy cult shite, /openheartunions/ has an anime profile picture, lmfao.

No. 627327

>>627325
She hasn't hit even close to rock bottom. That's the problem, her enablers are keeping her from her wake-up call. The worst she has to deal with right now is some nagging from her mother about her complete uselessness. She hasn't had anybody super close to her fatally OD. She hasn't spent a night on the streets. She hasn't sold herself. Her biggest hardship is occasionally not being high.

No. 627330

>>627327
FUCKING THIS. she compains about all the hell she’s gone through but actually hasnt. she has everything she wants because of enablers. I would feel bad for luna if I believed she genuinely had it hard. Like if she truly loves Lurch and he died of an OD, that would fucking suck, but it’s almost as if she doesn’t even realize that’s a possibility, not once has she worried about him.

No. 627335

>>627160
>at the place where i stay half the time
not even “my dad’s place” just. “the place.” also… half the time? when’s the last time she spent time at her dad’s place? before the fire, when’s the last time she posted pics of her dad’s house? she’s acting like now she’s got nowhere to go, as if this money she’s getting is going to go towards fixing “the place where she stays half the time” when it’s going right into her arm. she was probably so excited when her dad told her about the fire and she raced right down to take pictures because all she saw were dollar signs. when she took that long social media absence (well, long for her) i was hoping maybe she was getting better and after reading that poem she posted last night i was hoping she was becoming more self aware. but now… this.

anytime i start to feel the slightest bit of sympathy for her, it is immediately zapped away and replaced with disgust. her poor father. she probably keeps insisting he’s abusive so she doesn’t feel bad about pulling this shit.

No. 627346

>>627073
>>627326
As much as we wish it was a syringe, its just a pen. If you look at the original image on tumblr, you can zoom clearly.

No. 627348

File: 1547834450827.jpeg (69.81 KB, 735x492, 21C9B0F6-1C3B-44ED-A65E-F15AED…)

I was directed to this page after I came across the shared status on Facebook and I googled “Luna Slater.” I was unaware of rules on here and reached out to John because his wife is my second cousin and let him know that Luna has been scamming people for years. And this is what he has to say.

They are seriously a crazy cult and I cant help to laugh at his statement “I am a messenger of god” then tells someone to fuck off and die.

No. 627349

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>>627346
I think anon means the thing in the circled area

No. 627351

>>627349
Jesus christ.

No. 627356

>>627348
dude lives in a van and drives around "enlightening people" - he's very clearly a drug addict himself and aware of the scam he's pulling.

No. 627358

so luna joined a jesus cult or some shit? fascinating. how long until she mistakes the kool-aid for fancy colored heroin?

No. 627368

File: 1547838724189.bmp (1.19 MB, 520x803, a.bmp)

From what I've seen the dude's a clear conman. He's one of those drug addicts who uses spirituality to try and control other people. There's not much mention of him online but he's insane, and not a "good Christian." His facebook doesn't mention Christianity much, it's all just edgy meme posts like "I dont know how many years on this earth I've got left, but I'm gonna get real weird with it" or posts about the healing properties of weed.
He has a couple facebook pages, the before mentioned cult Temple of One Tribe, and a festival page.
https://www.facebook.com/templeoftheonetribe/
https://www.facebook.com/Blisstival/
The madeleine everhart girl he mentions in the ebegging post with Luna appears to be his girlfriend or something? She's the girl in his profile pic, and I think they live together.

https://www.facebook.com/Jai.Amun.Bhakti/videos/vb.1310581219/10215528290702975/
I'm not spending 10 minutes listening to clearly strung out morons but maybe there's something interesting there.

They appear to have another couple in their van. I dont know how big their cult is physically, and how many of them are just random druggos sending in videos, but last year there were 4 of them https://www.facebook.com/Jai.Amun.Bhakti/posts/10215478373975088

They also appear to be based out of Florida atm but they move around a lot. This tweet intrigues me https://twitter.com/waytallerthanu/status/1003497935009697793 - I can't find anything of him claiming to be satan, but I only spent 5 minutes looking and the guy is spamming dumb druggo and spirituality memes.
.
Interesting development, I hope Luna runs away with these freaks so her poor mom can get some peace.

No. 627378

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No. 627379

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No. 627382

>>627348
Just from a glance at his page he's definitely not going to out Luna because he's scamming himself. See >>627189 where he wants people to pay him and his wife to do fuckall.

>>627358
>>627368

I'm curious how she came across them since they're not any way close by to her.

No. 627400

>>627368
this is just another dude peddling ayahuasca as a fix-it-all for your life's problems. there's a ton of them running around on facebook and even more dummies who go and puke their guts up and then think they've experienced something profound.

No. 627424

>>627233
>>627160
what the fuck luna, why did you smear ash on your face? to act like you were there during the fire?
why are you acting like you live at your evil dad's place
luna you're not going to give any of that money to him
luna you're profiting off your dad's fire
luna what the fuck

this borders on "roger is in hospice better take his bed" levels of fuckery, goddamn.

No. 627440

>>627382
I know theres a way to see friendships between two people on facebook.
1- go to a friend on your list select options, see friendships. In the URL has both yours and said friends fb profile names.
2- copy friendship url, open both luna and this fucktards fb, copy and paste both fb profile names into the url copied replacing yours and your friends.

Boom. You can see how long theyve been friends. Someone please do this- I would but Luna has be blocked from last years regarding a piece of art. I am going to guess 2 days.

No. 627448

>>627327

I respect you for this. Yes yes yes.

No. 627461


No. 627488

>>627368
This brand of hippie could not coexist with Luna. Sure they're all filthy junkies, but they're also super pretentious and judgemental. They would tear her apart for buying useless toys and stickers, wearing makeup, etc. No way these people would be cool with her fucking around on a gameboy. She's have to go "natural" and leave her ~worldly superficiality~ behind. These are people who smoke meth and then around and say Coca cola is a toxic chemical.

No. 627491

File: 1547853405983.png (197.02 KB, 800x969, Screenshot_2019-01-18-15-02-35…)

>>627368

Before Madeleine he was with Nikki >>627209.

Blisstival is our dream made manifest. Nikki and I met and started this business together as friends in 2012. What started out as a way to get into events for free as press has turned into a huge part of our shared mission together as a couple. Blisstival provides marketing and support in the transformational festival scene.

Before that he worked as a loan officer. One of his last jobs working for The Man was at Paypal.

Like I said in >>627212, he took some acid at a festival in 2012 and went full tilt hippie messiah. I was a DJ in the underground west coast festival scene for many years and saw this bullshit "path to enlightenment" parasitic behavior constantly.

No. 627514

>>627346
no it’s clearly the plunger of a syringe. it’s black at the tip that goes into the rig, you can see the black

>>627400
ayuhuasca icertainly can be profound but you must do it PROPERLY - go on an actual retreat with an experienced shaman to guide you safely. this isn’t just a druggie thing, plenty of regular people have gone on these retreats in peru, nothing dumb about the experience. yeah people like this guy are fucked in the head, but no it’s not just something people like Luna would do and claim it cured her bpd lol

these assholes can really stigmatize things like buddhism and spirituality and even the word enlightenment

No. 627515

>>627488

Nah, the only reason they are "helping" her is to have a potential mark. This "brand of hippie" is nothing but self-serving grifting opportunists.

No. 627537

>>627514

And plenty of those retreats are scams, far removed from Santo Daime and exploiting the native people while endangering the well being of participants. Now Kambo is being similarly exploited by people who are seeking a "one trip" cure for their mental and emotional ills and addictions under the guise of enlightenment.

Even so, I don't see Luna ever being motivated enough to pursue anything like this. I am surprised she hasn't jumped on the Kratom bandwagon yet.

No. 627585

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So gross and manipulative. If you don’t give money you earned to a scam artist who does heroin you’re a bad person guys

No. 627605

>>627585
Or she could get a job like everyone else, instead of reposting childish tumblr pics on her IG and playing animal crossing.

No. 627617

>>627585
Fuck off, Apt, you don’t know what actual charities anybody supports. Charities that help people in dire circumstances, not lazy asses who don’t feel like working.

No. 627695

>>627585
This guy is a true cult leader wannabe, like seriously. Sometimes cults do help people sober up (at the expense of joining a cult), but if this an entirely digital thing and Luna gets hooked she's probably going to become an active addict who also follows a cult.

It's a very interesting development.

No. 627775

>>627695
Yeah, like a scammer cult would be a real jolt of plotline for Luna. Like at this point I'm rooting for something to come out of this just so there's some semblance of change in her day to day life. It's boring enough to watch I can't imagine what it's like being Luna.

No. 627925

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>>627348
so this is why he doesnt give a shit that luna wants money for dope. he deadass just said he does meth medicinally. I’m out. I wonder if Luna believes this shit or if she’s using him and his followers because she sees they’ll help her

No. 627928

>>627925

The junkie pandering is unreal. It's actually shocking that people would be manipulated so easily by completely empty philosophies.

This guy has nothing to say but vague platitudes of "follow me and you'll be healed". He just wants the adoration and shekels of desparate junkies for his own validation. It's sickening.

No. 627932

File: 1547914322945.jpeg (466 KB, 750x1054, C6B8CE46-EE30-458D-A2CA-7BB97F…)

Soo turns out Luna and him have been friends for a while

No. 627936

>>627932
Speechless! This connects the dots for her behavior in the past months. She doesn't have to lift more than a finger smh

No. 627940

>>627925
I would love for this guy to have his own thread here

No. 627956

>>627932
“There are literally people hungry” all over the fucking world. Through no fault of their own, unlike you. Go to a soup kitchen, Apt, maybe it will teach you something.

No. 627975

god i would love it if luna joined a cult

No. 627978

>>627932
IMO, Luna could not have had a more hilarious WK on her side. I didn't see this coming, kek.

No. 627981

File: 1547925001002.gif (713.07 KB, 498x203, tenor (1).gif)

>>627932
>Luna Slater who is literally starving in the U.S

Can someone please make a party in the USA edit feat Luna

No. 627983

>>627925
Explains why Luna is asking them for help. She'll blindly follow anyone who enables her junkie aesthetic.

No. 628014

File: 1547939117748.png (869.24 KB, 800x1100, Screenshot_2019-01-19-14-37-03…)

>>627932

>we can access cash in Paypal through a friend

>whatever we can access we'll send to Luna

Why do they need to middleman through a friend? They should be able to send it directly to her account.

And why is John always using his girlfriends' accounts and never has one of his own? He worked in finance for years, including for Paypal, before going hippie. How badly did he fuck up to not be able to get a Paypal account? Or is he so committed to living off the grid that he refuses?

When he was with Nikki they distributed food to the homeless, reclaimed food and homemade meals when they had a kitchen. Does he still do this with Madeleine? I wonder how much of it was actually Nikki's work.

John has two young kids. At one point when he was with Nikki he went a year without seeing them.

No. 628022

>>627925

But John, Luna and Lurch are misusing them, by your standards, and you are enabling their addiction.

Does he not see what we see on her social media? Could he have a different impression of her if he sees only her Facebook?

No. 628023

>>627925
A junkie scammer cult. Luna found her people!

No. 628052

What is this Spirituwal Junkie gaining by being all "uwu help Luna"? Does he get a percentage of what's donated or something…?

No. 628131

>>628014
maybe his account has his real name and apt isn’t his true last name (which he wants to keep personal?) and he doesnt wanna make a new one. but if that’s true whats the point of his linkedin including all those jobs from years before.

>>628052
I think he migt be expecting her to pay for his drugs when he needs money in the future lol. or maybe he wants other people to see ~how generous and kind he is~

I stalked this guy big time and I think I hate him more than luna. never heard luna genuinely being so in denial about her addiction that she ~only uses dope when the planets have aligned~

No. 628139

File: 1547958688723.jpeg (772.55 KB, 1242x1604, 8B31B533-B720-44A5-B008-139E6D…)

It’s not makeup Luna

No. 628156

>>628139

for luna, it's both.

No. 628185

>>628131

That is his legal name. There is a solid paper trail for him in public records. Search in Maricopa, AZ.

No. 628223

>>628023
The Holy Church of Scamming Junkies

No. 628253

>>627925
>medicinal meth

Isn’t meth (outside of giving you energy I guess) one of the least beneficial drugs. What a load of horseshit, I’d prefer if he just said he liked getting high.

No. 628319

>>628139
this is the same guy that murdered and dismembered someone and then threw his boxed up remains in the hudson river

No. 628328

File: 1548008726219.gif (863.17 KB, 500x345, tumblr_m9vu2e6MIW1rfi6fmo1_500…)

She loves this movie. Imagine only staying at home, occasionally visiting your evil dad. Living life to the fullest! /s

No. 628346

>>628253
well desoxyn I believe is meth and it can be prescribed as a stimulant however no one who does meth recreationally is taking a low oral dose for their adhd, it’s not like dealers are handing around desoxyn pills, they’re abusing the highly addictive substance. he’s just rationalizing his drug abuse or drug addiction and helping others do the same

No. 628383

>>628319
Yep. Michael Alig

No. 628411

>>628346

Yes, it is chemically identical, except street meth recipes can include who knows what contaminants.

I have known a few people with diagnosed ADHD in high pressure tech engineering jobs who did use street meth to self medicate and keep on top of their jobs. It worked for them until it didn't and they slipped down the slope into addiction. I'll never understand why, with their health insurance and other benefits, they didn't get properly assessed and prescribed.

No. 628431

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>>628319

Not just anyone. His drug dealer. Over his drug debt.

>>628328

Druggies love druggie movies despite their bad endings. Shocking cautionary tales become mundane chronicles of the lifestyle.

I wonder if Luna sees herself in Candy; they share so many plot points including begging their boyfriends to inject them and their addictions alienating them from their art. And I wonder how much drug induced interpersonal drama between Luna and Lurch precedes their love notes. But as long as she has her enablers she won't be faced with the choice of pawning her art supplies or sucking off the pawn shop owner for her next hit. She could still get pregnant and suffer an horrific miscarriage while kicking.

No. 628542

File: 1548062804293.png (519.81 KB, 473x736, pancakes.png)

After the "pancake voucher", I'm amused because Tuna's first posts are of pancakes.

No. 628583

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>>627233
Reminds me of the second part of this pic

No. 628588

>>628542
wow breaking news she likes pancakes

No. 628623

>>628411
tbh this is what addiction to drugs like heroin and meth is like for so many people (the drugs that aren’t exactly party drugs and instead most people to self-medicate symptoms like depression), no one wants to become an addict and the first little while of using is like the honeymoon phase where there’s legitmately no bad consequences to your using and the drug seems to really be helping you. ex. meth is awesome because you can pull a few all nighters here and there and ace your exams, heroin is awesome because you can finally get out of bed and no antidepressant was working

you can tell luna WANTED to become addicted because, what, 1 month after starting to use she dropped out of uni to live with lurch the dope dealer and begged him to inject her when I’m sure she had no “valid” reasons to start IVing (like a crazy high tolerance) other than that she just wanted that lifestyle

>>628431
really sorry for off topic but what’s the name of that murderer?

No. 628672


No. 628766

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No. 629115

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sad to see how normal she looked before all of this

No. 629131

>>629115
jfc this is depressing, this really is a life wasted. What the fuck went wrong to make her actively pursue addiction and destitution?

No. 629169

>>629131

she's a narc. (and potentially actually bipolar)

in spite of her "addict" parents, she had life and its many opportunities fucking handed to her.

it was her /choice/ to forego those things in favour of living an " ~a e s t h e t i c~ " caricature of what celebrity drug addiction looks like.

i feel like kenna and her have a lot in common but luna's entitlement manifests in whinyness where kenna lashes out angrily.

No. 629221

>>629115
Oof those bangs though(non-contribution)

No. 629278

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No. 629291

>>629278
what??? and now you're doing better??

No. 629299

>>629278
tuna please, as if you wouldn't still do all of that

No. 629308

>>629169

Shes not a narcissist, she has BPD, they display similar symptoms because both are cluster-b personality disorders.

also who the fuck can't find drugs at an art school? Thats one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard.

No. 629328

She doesn't even have BPD. She wants BPD.

No. 629334

>>629328
She's not diagnosed? What is/was she getting the xans and seroquel for then, IIRC at least some of them were hers. And shes been in DBT which is expensive AF in the states and insurance wouldn't cover it without a formal diagnosis.

No. 629347

>>629334

IIRC she attended a single session of free therapy and didn't return because she didn't like the frozen pizza she was served for lunch.

Does anyone recall where she got the workbook?

No. 629357

>>627975
>>627978
This might be the best Luna development in a long time.
>>629169
>>629328
Luna was diagnosed with BPD by a mental health professional. You are not a mental health professional who has seen Luna, so you have no authority to diagnose her.
Can we not have this conversation for the billionth time? It's fucking weird how protective some anons get over mental illness, as if a cow having one somehow tarnishes the glory that comes from having a fucking Cluster B personality disorder or depression.

No. 629365

>>629278
>"No access to real drugs"
Tinfoil but what if Luna announces her heroin use to her IG followers under the guise of "mEdIcInE!" like John did with Meth?

No. 629375

>>629365
She has in her drug blog days.

No. 629423

>>629278
What? Dxm IS a real drug. The fuck is a fake drug?

And I thought she dropped out to live with Lurch.

>>629308
Not that anon but she sure does seem narcissistic - narcissism on its own isn’t a diagnosis. One can have a big ego, be conceited & be obsessed with themselves and their looks without having narcissistic personality disorder (Luna).

>>629375
Pretty sure that’s not what they meant. Luna said “heroin is my medicine” the same way people exaggerate things for reblogs or upvotes or whatever. That Apt guy was literally saying that his use of heroin and meth is a positive thing ~when the planets align~ because he purely uses a medicinal dose for medical purposes

(convinently he doesn’t mention what health problem he has exactly to require treatment with very occasional meth or H use but ok)

No. 629494

>>629347
She got the workbook from amazon. It is readily available.

No. 629501

>>625349
shes into ddlg, someone asks this every thread and it just shows how many people are here that dont bother to read the threads at all. she used to be openly ddlg. she just doesn't talk about it explicitly anymore because so many people recognize it as being creepy now.

No. 629502

>>629423
Luna has focussed her entire life and identity on heroin, so I don't think there is that much difference between her and cult guy. He just puts more effort into his bullshit.

No. 629549

File: 1548312893102.jpg (133.42 KB, 943x470, aptpolice2.jpg)

Courtesy of KF. They are considering making a thread on him.

>Interestingly enough, schizo jesus and his child bride were just arrested a couple of weeks ago. He is currently facing felony charges for loitering, resisting arrest, and assaulting a police officer. His 19-year-old wife's mother bailed them out of jail.


>You can search for the full 6-page police report by typing in his name here.


https://www.browardclerk.org/Web2/CaseSearch/Index/

No. 629551

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No. 629573

File: 1548315718268.png (823.89 KB, 800x1146, apt arrest1.png)

>>629549

This happened outside of his residence.

No. 629574

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No. 629717

>>629549

he kinda looks like Reggie Ledoux from True Detective in that picture.



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