File: 1425572289861.jpg (79.75 KB, 612x612, 547724_119445941535367_1988617…)
They're both attention whores and are probably perfect for each other. Poor toilet nigga though.
Ok. I still think she's way out of his league though.
And deffo not scottish, I saw the vid where she spoke and she sounded murrican
She's fugly when you see her on webcam with him. Her mouth area really is unfortunate and she looks not much like the doll in the selfies.
I think she's massively fucked up and that's how they get on. He referred to her as his wife in that live stream and she didn't say anything. They're probably married and that fugly kid is probably theirs, but there's something really dodgy about the relationship - ie the doll.
"Help braceface get jaw surgery cause she's fuckin ugly :^)"
Well, that's going to fail miserably.
My theory is she is not in relationship with him but he offered her a part of the money they'll get from that jaw surgery scam. That's why she decided to act like his wife.
Anyway anti-gamergaters and SJWs are fucking retarded for giving this crook their money
>>57759>Who the fuck would donate to him
Idiots who think that he's being bullied and hounded by Gamergaters for no reason.
I'm not even pro-GG but I can clearly see there's something off about Coffin and his relationship with his 'wife'.
Half of Peter's 'humor' on YT would be offensive to SJWs if they actually looked into him anyway. They're just retards who follow what they're told by their leaders.
I don't give a fuck about GG either. He's one of life's pitiful repulsive characters. This whole Coffin/doll/Ashleigh thing has given me many lols and was hoping something
was going to come to light. Still holding out for it.
Heres's the deal, there is a doll involved, you can see the amount of stop frame animation done with a blurry cam that looks like its from 2004. The low res and high noise filters hides shopping. Also the static facial pose, the hand gestures that are identical. The Twitter posts are near identical to Peters as well.
The doll is maybe a representation of the real girl that we see now, but its obvious the real life girl came later.
Perhaps he met her online, or perhaps he sought her out. Likely to complete the online fantasy that this was his wife, the girl is one of the set pieces. Her accent sounds closer to American with a Scottish twinge. So perhaps the story of her being from Scotland is legit.
In youtube videos you of them together there is no real affection or touching, the videos have extremely frequent editing and cuts even between single lines. As you can see in the before and after videos of the real girl, shes had dental surgery obviously, so I can believe that part.
The question is the motive of the girl. She is obviously in on the act, though I'm not sure to what extent. He got her surgery paid for, and she perhaps wants to be a youtube star or celebrity which is why she wanted the dental surgery. Perhaps Peter convinced her this was her opportunity as long as she played along. When Peter talks during the YT video she repeatedly blinks often, indicating she is stressed to some degree.
The pregnancy and baby are all fake, the doll of the baby was put into the baby holster on the realdoll, you can tell because the hand positions on the baby is exactly the same, down to the skin folds on the wrists, apart from a minor rotation of the wrist on the right arm to fool the viewer. Also Peter's photo taking style is completely different to that of the real girl herself. You can tell what is a Peter posed and photoshopped pic almost immediately.
I commend him on being able to fool people with just a realdoll for so long though, but I suppose thats the average IQ for you.
That you Peter? I can't think of anyone else that would reply to a thread less than an hour after 1 year of nothing.
Hitting too close to home?
Probably not, since >>293512
had enough sense to at least sage.
I opened the catalog myself and saw it had been bumped and was hoping something new turned up. But yeah, >>293499
bumping an ancient thread is dumb as fuck. Autist should probably go back to /cow/ because their post reeks of pasta.
File: 1475151144759.png (1.4 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2016-09-29-08-10-53…)
Dropped my pic
File: 1475154126682.png (1.42 MB, 726x979, niggaru4real.png)
I think everyone pretty much thinks that she just had plastic surgery but called it jaw surgery to get the free money. The entire bottom portion of her face doesn't even look the same anymore. But she still insists on stuffing smashing her tits up as much as possible just to show she's well endowed. Pic related, that shit isn't even normal.
File: 1475185418538.jpg (92.94 KB, 1152x288, many faces of Ash.jpg)
File: 1475186560322.jpg (92.79 KB, 1152x288, Ash2.jpg)
On her jaw, it looks like it was elongated, the width have down.
I think she also had a nose job. She also did something to make her eyes look bigger - maybe had some of the hood removed? Maybe cheek implants?
It looks like she keeps photoshopping the same jawline and smile onto her face in every photo.
She must have had quite a few jaw surgeries to achieve that I'm guessing.
Jesus, she doesn't even look the same anymore. She does look a lot
better after the surgery but she was still a pretty girl beforehand. I don't get why this woman would settle for a retarded lawn gnome like Peter.
GIRL, YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER!
Yeah, you can see her actual face and her pushup drawn on cleavage here.
Also, her voice is so bland and obnoxious. She has zero personality either. Reading her twitter is like…someone who has 'geek' hobbies and nothing else. And is attempting to be edgy but failing.
It's real, it's just that she never learnt to talk properly so you get this mushed shit.
Her 'tits' are hilarious.
She is not unattractive and she was never ugly, is her obnoxious way of presenting herself. she pushes her boobs all the way up but complaints when people sexualize her, she claims to use social media for friends and family but the truth is she just wants to show off whatever detail about herself that make her look a great deal of a woman. she is so committed to having this public image of a geeky mom and a hot gamer wife, everything she does seem too forced, just like her "British" accent.
If she is really happy why bother so much doing that? Every selfie she uploads is completely meaningless and obviously picked after like 500 tries.
I'm loving the jewelry choice. "Oops, can't let people forget I'm a total geek! I'll wear a necklace from that one video game!" >>302467
Wow. She's definitely had way too many botox injections. Is she even capable of raising her eyebrows anymore? Or making any kind of expression?
She looks like a very attractive forty-something year old. I think it's her immovable forehead and bleached teeth that are making me perceive her as being so much older than she actually is. She looks like a trophy wife whose husband is keeping her around just long enough for the kids to hit 18 so he won't have to pay child support when he dumps her for a younger woman.
And her tits are hilariously awful, as usual.
Regardless, she's way too hot for Peter. I feel bad for her, because she's obviously super messed up mentally. There's no way she'd settle for him if she loved herself.
Oh wow, I do agree that she looks like she has matured a lot in the face like how you've described.
She obviously has some sort of body dysmorphia, but it's sad, because she's reasonably attractive– far out of Coffin's league.
File: 1475527616144.png (58.2 KB, 513x247, bdd.png)
Actually, she does have BDD and mentioned it on her tumblr a long time ago. She's got BPD too apparently, I'll need to do some more digging for that one.
File: 1475528208791.png (58.03 KB, 514x255, peterisbfiguess.png)
Digging through her archives and I see this. I guess this is about Peter? She seemed so optimistic at the time.
File: 1475528410376.png (22.73 KB, 517x111, 32323454.png)
As it was pointed before, it was a seekingarregment.com type of relationship. They met for 5 days for the first time ever, married and mover to US right away.
This is 100% euro-bride stuff.
Does she even have a job?
I wonder if Peter convinced her to do the pull-out/rhythm method of birth control so he could "accidentally" get her pregnant in the hopes she'd feel forced to stay with him.
File: 1476071005112.jpg (45.06 KB, 187x370, asseigh.jpg)
i don't know, they both seem average too me, nothing special. Any day you find European chicks way hotter than her and most of then didn't had their jaws shaved down.
But being in a boring town in the most obese nation on earth I get how now she may be considered gorgeous and exotic.
What the fuck is this picture? Is this the result of no magical filters? That hair color fucking ages
her too. This woman…
File: 1476104964036.png (631.1 KB, 637x825, 4353452352543.png)
Funny you say that, /cow/boys have been calling her trans for a while now. But she's actually on some strong woman kick and building up muscles. Better than how she used to starve herself before though.
That explains everything, most bored housewives do the fit thing so they have a goal or hobby.
Seems her BDD is still in full effect considering the ridiculous stuffing she does with her boobs.
File: 1476181118792.png (524.49 KB, 583x706, totallynormal.png)
People who don't have BDD don't shoop their pregnancy pics to the point that their waist and neck have the same circumference.
File: 1476202404140.jpg (72.45 KB, 490x590, Sarah_Stage_9_month_baby_bump.…)
I just feel that's really fucked up, I wonder if she was using old pictures or shooping?
> pic related, this is what someone with a small bump might look like, still noticeable but not big.
File: 1476206312232.jpg (78.49 KB, 960x955, 14322634.jpg)
TN seems to be developing OK, albeit a little odd looking. Someday he'll grow into that head. On a side note, I'm starting to see TN's resemblance to Peter more…poor kid.
File: 1476350553781.png (585.86 KB, 2044x526, Screen Shot 2016-10-13 at 5.21…)
SO. was Ashleigh Kimi this whole time? i vaguely remember Peter saying that Kimi was an asian girl from Scotland and people laughing at him about it… someone once made a good point, if you're going to catfish someone with such dedication why Peter Coffin
? an old fugly loser that no woman would have stood being 2 seconds near?
I wish I still had the screenshot from her old tumblr where ahe implied Peter wasnt her first bf/ She was on the pill.
So she fucked other guys but never kissed them? What are you Ashleigh a prostitute?
File: 1476364757829.png (42.7 KB, 513x190, 5y45376767.png)
It's hard to say really. This, in particular, makes it seem like she was behind Kimi. As to why Peter…I don't know, I recall something about them being a part of the same atheist forum so maybe she got charmed by him there?
Peter kept posting that particular thing to another forum to make it seem that way.
I wouldn't fall for it since he tries so hard to bury the Kimi thing to this day.
what the fuck?! I'm honestly at a loss of words here. What's up with those tits and that waist anyway? She looks like a drawing made by a horny 8th grade boy who has no idea how anatomy works. Someone fucking explain this to me. >>305607
Is it just me or does she look like a realdoll in every single picture ever? I'm still waiting for the big reveal that Coffin is just paying some girl to appear in the videos but actually the wife is just a doll and he's the one tweeting on her account.
idk, isn't it a weird coincidence that he fakes a girlfriend who's a decade younger than him, constantly praises him on twitter as the perfect boyfriend, has big tits and small waist, and acts like she's not shallow at all? then after being found out, when Peter is at his lowest, now not only a pathetic loser but also a laughing stock, he just so happens to find a girl that's EXACTLY like that and all too willing to become his girlfriend/wife/have his child?
honestly, maybe she really did have a combination of low self esteem and low standards, became smitten with him from some atheist forum, was too self-conscious to talk to him with her own photos for fear of being rejected, so she chose a much prettier girl's photos, and did everything to make Peter like her. even copying/playing along with his gross, racist humor just to appeal to him? I read somewhere Peter saying that he "badly wanted her to be real", so he willingly took a blind eye to red flags that she was fake. I can see this happening if in fact it was a catfish who spent over a year becoming his perfect dream girl who aside from being the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, shared his nasty humor, also loved him and came to his defence whenever someone mildly insulted him.
Too much of a coincidence, don't you think? Peter had a thing for asians long before fake girlfriend.
They found each other at euro-brides.com or similar, that's the truth.
this theory has been posted on 8chans /cow/ by an id confirmed to be peter.
nobodys buying it dollfucker
>>306370>She was heavier
She was less muscular, but it's not like she was fat or even chubby.
>Her tits were bigger though, they've shrink due to weigthloss.
She never had particularly large tits. Upwards of 90% of her boob mass was padding. She's still doing everything in her power to give herself as much cleavage as possible, but she's no longer trying to make them look cartoonishly huge.
File: 1477500378540.png (1.29 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20161026-124413.png)
I insist, she is nothing special even after a 16k surgery. All of her best selfies are just visual tricks and beauty filters, and she knows it.
I don't understand why so many women think it's a hot thing to have a small baby bump..
I mean if your arms are thin and you don't have a chubby face but a big baby bump every fucking moron can tell you're a thin woman.
Do these women not realize that the bump is the baby?
Lol those bra hamsters speak a thousand words
File: 1480040777888.png (64.31 KB, 591x636, Untitled so peter coffin other…)
she is not his wife
File: 1480965711322.jpg (58.85 KB, 281x397, 944065_10201301386494478_90766…)
when you forget your tits at home
File: 1481025260965.png (250.65 KB, 282x397, posture.png)
She just has a really horrid posture.
Look at how her rotator cuff is pointing forward. She has really tight traps/clavicles and due to it rolls her shoulders forward.
Red lines shows her improper posturing.
Green on how it should be..