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No. 541833
The lack of work and social life , as well as being painfully single has left Vicky with nothing to do but spend all her time on social media and lolcow while drinking alone and taking photos with self timer which are marked as "Frankie photography". This has resulted in a slew of angry outbursts and outlandish claims , which are usually followed by posts about how totally unbothered she is. She has also been doxxing and harassing random women, insisting they have been stalking her for years , are copying her and/or are mad that their boyfriends are hitting on her because she just can not cope with the fact that a multitude of people are laughing at her. Her fan base has dwindled down to a handful of alt right neckbeards which she is desperately pandering to with some new edgelord personality. She is also relentlessly battling bullying by telling people to kill themselves, that she wishes she could beat them up and being condescending any chance she gets.
>30 year old tattoo scratcher who works in an unlicensed 'salon' comparable to a shack, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'>(Poorly) fakes a British accent>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involvedSince last thread:
>Still believes she's a celebrity.>Leaves her scratcher victims with unfinished tattoos and doesn't remember her appointments so she relies on posting Facebook statuses, hoping her 'clients' see and reach out to her. >Bought a weeb school girl dress off wish and claims she totally has always rocked the Lolita gothic style (even tho its not even close Lolita gothic style). >Her shooping has gotten even sloppier and she always has to caption her photos “no photoshop or make up!” with obvious bad photoshop and bountiful amounts of cake make up present. >Oh she’s also a biker and can do tricks on a motorcycle. Basically she’s still acting the same and she’s getting pretty damn old now (in her 30s) . Her lies are getting even more extreme and ridiculous that she seriously looks like someone with special needs.
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>>218886>>327539>>336817>>431342>>485956>>512412 No. 541890
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she looks like she's about to sacrifice the band of the hawk
No. 541911
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>>541890No filter because the camera disastrously has orchestrated an inferior version of a normal quality image, lacking the rendition of facial features. Any application of filters would deliver a useless pix-elated jpeg with no resulting subject.
Delusional.
No. 541975
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Muh ~ambidexterity~
surejan.jpeg
No. 541980
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your skin is ~glowy~ b/c of the light you're standing in. apparently she has been waiting to show off the stomach tattoo in a ~professional shoot~. translation, she finally found her camera remote.
am surprised she showed off her teeth this much.
No. 542074
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>>541980lmao we all kno better
No. 542081
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Those snap chat face filter eyes are frightening
No. 542215
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>>541980I'm surprised she uploaded this. Her teeth look disgusting. So does her tongue , it looks like it's coated in something. Fucking gross.
No. 543036
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Jesus. Imagine how those meaty thighs look unshooped.
No. 543039
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God the list goes on and on about what’s fucked up and shopped in this pic……… idk what to even say
No. 543040
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At first I thought that was a pointy nipple but no she just wrecked her extensions with photoshop pulling her tits to be wider
No. 543156
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>>543036Surprise surprise. She shooped herself into a background and her face looks painted on her neck isn’t centred and she blew up her right titty bigger than her left one. Nothing in this picture makes sense
No. 543160
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Expectation vs Reality
No. 543167
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>>543036What’s with the random curtain? I feel like she took a picture in front of that window again like her last bad shoops. Her shoulder is smaller than the rest of her arm. The eyes are also uneven as hell. How do people buy this shit?? Imagine being this pathetic you sit at home on a Saturday night photoshopping yourself in how you wish you looked to farm for likes on Instagram to feel validated.
No. 543245
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Notice how her hair disappears behind her arm, and then suddenly reappears coming out of her arm
also, check out the bottom left, why is that bedding going into the beach? the depth on that fake beach she shopped into the pic is just all out of wack
No. 543678
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No. 544032
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>>541833I've never seen a more horrific laughing stock photoshop job on a set of arms,pair of boobs, or waist before lol
No. 544372
>>543678What was all that about uplifting other women and not tearing them down out of insecurity?
This is the reason why people hate on Vicky. She is the worst kind of pick-me bitch and responds in the most obnoxious arrogant way to everything. Her attempts to seem like she doesn't hate and feel threatened by attractive women are painfully transparent. At least women who had surgery can at least present a real life version of themselves unlike Vic who needs hours in Photoshop before she stops looking like the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock
No. 544547
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The more I stare at this monstrosity, the worse it gets.
No. 544696
>>544539if that truly is unedited, she has gained a lot of weight since then. her face looks pretty skinny in here, compared to now.
btw vic, it's sad if nothing (except your weight) changes in between of ages 17 and 30+. nothing to be proud of.
No. 544705
>>544547 this shoop makes me feel dizzy, like im being pulled into a vortex.
the weird bent hair, the fuzzy blurry mis shapen tattoo, the wonky bathing suit. how the hell does she get off thinking people are too stupid to notice this is all photoshop lol
No. 544732
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>>544547Looks like the hair is all wonky from sloppily pulling in the jawline… which she made even more crooked than her tits. On top of that, other side of her face has hair randomly appearing out of nowhere like in
>>543245 No. 544752
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3 more things i noticed on it
1. Warping on the left black band, probably trying to reduce how much fat was poking out and left it all wobbly like her neck
2. Behind her foot she forgot to shoop in more grass, looks to be her wall from other pictures?
3. Her hand seems to be oddly long, possibly stretched the entire image a smidge to look taller / thinner, but this left the outmost edges stretched
also it's funny how bad the edges between her and the fake background look when you zoom in
No. 544809
>>543036With all the bad shoop mistakes aside…that obvious artificial orange lamp-lighting gets me the most.
Imagine having to pretend you had a shoot at a beach with your “photog.” When in reality, you’re just a sad 30 year old who wasted her prime years chasing after her short-lived teen fame with no friends, and your photog is a Bluetooth remote.
No. 545237
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found the curtains/blanket re-used from another recent "shoot", credited to the notorious "frankie"
so double confirm it's self timer in her bedroom
No. 545337
>>543036'I forgot how inked up I am'
>takes full body selfies showing off tattoos every other day>goes on about being a tattoo artist/tattoos in general every other dayLike I get when people have tattoos for ages, they tend to forget about them, but she truly couldn't think of anything for the caption I swear. Her captions are either telling people that she's pretty naturally somehow, or shit like this. She probably thought if she mentions her tattoos, it will distract from all the terrible photoshop mistakes.
No. 545347
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She may not have changed much in style but she sure as shit doesn't look "17 to 19"
No. 545399
>>545347She looks like late 20's, early 30's in her teen picture on the left and the picture on the right she looks in her late 30's early 40's.
Vicky just because your shit hair, terrible makeup and questionable outfits have not changed since the scene era, doesn't mean you still physically look the same age.
Your maturity and intelligence is still that of a teenager, but you are delusional if you truly think you look the same as you did at 19.
What a fuckwit.
No. 545404
>>544549Anyone else notice that since the other thread a few ones back, everyone was giving her shit about her eyebrows and the last two photoshops, she's made them less crazy and pointy? She must read here religiously.
Her eyebrows look bad in the beach picture, but definitely less disney villain than usual.
No. 545436
>>545347She looks like a fucking lizard in the pic on the right. Her eyes are looking two different directions and if she lowered her chin and more her head would snap off.
Vic, you're ugly inside and out. I've seen her in person once or twice and I must say she's even more hideous (and annoying) in person.
No. 545581
>>545347She looks like an old, busted Bunny Alexander on the right. Sad.
If she looks this bad now, imagine how she’ll look in 10 years, once she hits 40–45. Yikes. That might explain all the finger-sucking, lip-biting thirst traps she constantly posts on Instagram. She knows she’s running out of time.
No. 546017
>>545887In my opinion, Bunny isn't very attractive facially, but her body is probably half the size of Vickys. Also at least she puts her photos up resembling her actual self, unlike Vick's shooped disasters. I wouldn't be suprised if Vicky was jealous of Bunny.
Didn't they have an argument over facebook about sex workers? Or was that an argument with a different girl?
No. 546853
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>>546017Bunny and Victoria stopped being besties around the time Bunny became a stripper. I think Vick see's herself as superior to girls who get fully nude, because she has it in her head that sex workers are low class even though all she does is set thirst traps for male attention for free.
No. 546872
>>546860Yeah, the left ugly bitch is Vic. The amount of photoshop and fakeness is hilarious.
The chin and neck shoop, her boob has been lifted that it literally trying to reach for the heavens, and what did she do to her arm? Omg, it's like a where's Waldo of photoshop artefacts
No. 546883
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>>546853do you have any resources b/c bunny - sho is going by isabella sweet now - went thru several phases before becoming a stripper. like everyone seems to be forgetting that she pretended to be muslim to hide her fried hair which still looks dry as fuck, and while she hasn't gone as extreme as vic in the photoshop department, she's done it plenty and completely denied it.
anyway, this is a vic thread, so here's a recent post where she is claiming to have tattooed ppl with genius iq's.
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>>546883
> phd doctors>> genius level iqssure thing vickers
in reality her clients are people looking for cheaper tattoos, even this guy (who lives less than an hour away) cant be bothered despite being a
fan No. 547271
>>547245Hahaha, yeah anon don't you know. All those Doctors of Philosophy doctors just come flooding into Vic's garage to "get ink".
She's actually retarded.
No. 547667
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my sides
beyond the fact that she's replying seriously and angrily to a parody/joke tweet, it's not "beta trickery" to lie about a freaking horoscope sign; and if a girl was basing her hook ups on lunar alignments or some shit, she's nuts, doesn't mean the guy's ugly
makes me wonder, if she's defending the retarded girl that vehemently…
No. 547757
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This is so cringey
No. 547759
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at least she's not hiding how fat she is anymore…
No. 547799
>>547757Really annoys me that she mirrored that Alice in wonderland backdrop but didn't remove the "drink me" label on the right so its backwards.
Also she gave herself collarbones that disappear from one image to the next, and the dress changes colour. The weird turquoise color she tried to shop it into is horrible.
No. 547827
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>>541833>>547801Also totally not photoshopped ever!
No. 547854
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She shooped her wide shoulders smaller than her fat forearm and she didn’t blow up the tities as much so you can see how they are sagging
No. 548132
>>547435Medical doctors don't need a PhD, having a PhD gives you the title "doctor" though. So your English professor could be a doctor if they've got a PhD
>>547757You'd think a Brit would know a thing or two about alice in wonderland. And the professional "Frankie" would know a thing or two about how colours look to the human eye. That dress looks nothing like Alice and that lolipop looks so out of place. Not to mention she's messed with the aesthetic of her background with the random vibrant colours that clash with the muted dreamy colours. Also her left side looks so odd, almost as if she's hiding something under her dress there. There's something next to her leg
No. 548196
>>548132I thought that too. It's not very Alicey. She should have curled her hair and worn a black headband. Alice never had pigtails in any movie adaption I've ever seen.
Also like why not just photoshop the dress blue in every photo? Alice doesn't wear a pink dress.
I get what she was kind of going for, but she's missed the mark in so many other ways, it looks so amateur.
No. 549953
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oh god, another person got a Vick tattoo and its just as bad as one of her own
No. 550155
>>543678at least this other girl can afford plastic surgery/injections, which Vic wish she could get and lie about. If that girl knew anyone thought she looked like Vic she'd probably cry, I know I would.
>>544539No just her style is stuck with what was "trendy" (i guess in alt) when she was 18. The more she focuses on age the worse it's going to get to face the reality that she, like everyone else, is all aging. This shit makes it worse for herself and other women and I loathe delusional age focused braggers.
>>544565this bitches tour ended 10 years ago.
>>544705men. shes too FUCKING stupid to realize either men don't care and will bang/butter up anything with tits, or they specifically go after girls insecure enough to photoshop because they're easier. she's just the only one desperate enough on the planet to fall for this act for so long. tbh if she was making money off men manipulating her by inflating her ego it wouldn't be so bad, like even if she was a cam girl who showed as much as she does in her shoots but no. she does it ALL FOR FREE for anyone with a penis that claims it's hard looking at her. like bitch if you weren't so insufferable and had female friends you'd know this.
>>545404of course she reads here religiously, she has no real friends to tell her to take her ass to MAC to have them do it let alone female ones to help a girl with her eyebrows or recommend a permanent eyebrow place. i'd feel bad if if didn't lurk here because she is top tier insufferable cunt material.
No. 550751
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Gotta love that boil on her titty and tattooing inside her bellybutton
No. 550866
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the floor in the background is so obviously pulled in to make her smaller, its sinking in around her. also the "yellow tan" is a obvious after effect because theres a weird spot on the front left leg where this bimbo forgot to colour it in lol. Anyone that falls for this is warp speed stupid.
No. 550947
>>550839all you have to do is scroll up to see the mole is on her boob in other pix as well.
the way she edited between her legs makes it look like her crotch is eating the shorts. and much like her other work, i can't tell what the ~ink~ on her stomach is even supposed to be.
No. 550983
>>550751This crazy bitch seriously shooped necklaces onto herself. Plus how warped the beads and feathers in her hair are.
I'd love to know how long she takes on these pathetic fake looking pictures.
The dodge tool on her thigh, there's so much going on here it's hard to form a comment about it.
No. 551317
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>>541833so she postseason a linked video of a woman using fireworks to defend her son against being beat up and this happens in the comments. i love how she ignores ppl's questions and replies on a completely different tangent.
No. 551609
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I don’t even know what she’s saying in the start of this insta video. That awful put on accent is so embarrassing. I thinks she’s saying “no fucking filters” or something. layers of filters clearly present. This video looks like something a teenager would make what the hell is this so called grown woman doing? I wonder at what age she will stop acting like a kid
No. 551645
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I'm genuinely so confused. What the flying fuck was she aiming for here ??
No. 551648
>>551645i guess someone accused her of wearing a hat?
as usual, more of her "i'm real and natural" bullshit
No. 551840
>>551725Maybe she's referring to wearing a wig. As in, there's nothing wrong with wearing one if you're 'ill or experimenting' according to her, and that her real hair with extensions is the norm. I can't understand the way she writes so I could be mistaken.
It's always something about how other women are bitches/sluts, etc and how she's not.
No. 552523
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This just keeps getting worse. Looks like she added a tacky ugly necklace to this disaster too that looks like some shit she would wear/shoop on herself. I swear this is the only tattoo she’s done in the past 2 months and she’s still working on it
No. 552527
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>>552523She needs to stop tattooing gemstones because they look like muddy trash. Maybe her posting about how sUuuuUper busy and booked she is on Facebook in her mind gives off the illusion how she’s so good and in high demand! But she’s really just fishing for more victims to scar. When I compare her shit gemstone tattoos to real professionals I feel so bad for the poor person who’s getting her work
No. 552653
>>541833>>552553good point, no tattooist just starts on a new section willy nilly like that, they finish and move on
vicky started on the face, then went to the tiger, then went to the jewels
No. 552758
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That god awful line work. The necklace is warped to shit and wonky as hell. She needs to stop freehanding everything she’s so goddamn lazy no wonder she gets no clients I’m surprised that poor girl came back
No. 552969
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how much ya wanna bet she catfished some dude who talked sweet on facebook but then ran like hell once he saw her irl
No. 552996
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i tried to facetune it
fuck this shit, just cut off the whole leg and throw it away
No. 553031
>>552996yea i agree, this is an improvement and it's not your fault that she's so terrible at tattooing. i can't wait to see how this will look when it's completed.
sometimes it seems like these people feel committed to having her finish the tattoo even if it's flawed, or are just into the 'deals' she gives b/c they're cheap.
No. 553107
>>552969Imagine being that guy, though. You see pics of this woman online and think you're going to meet a certain type of person (you'd have to be blind or stupid to believe she looks anything like her shitty shoops, but suspend disbelief for a moment), and then you meet…. sticky vicky.
overweight, fried hair, brown teeth, hideous caked face, fucking awful tattoos, mismatched sweaty 1980s leather outfit, stinking of booze and armpit and bad breath, swearing as loudly as she can to prove she's "one of the boys".
So, so gross.
No. 554343
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is Vick going to keep wearing heavy cheapo makeup for the rest of her life? her skin is going to look like an old leather handbag, i can't imagine she has a decent daily skincare routine, especially around her eye area. like, imagine wearing thick falsies every day for YEARS. yeah, there's no way she's properly cleaning her eye area every single night. she probably has Raven's skincare routine, just sleeping in full face, yikes.
No. 554579
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5 star chef… Sure hun.
No. 554594
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Uh huh.
No. 554644
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>>554643fuck i'm dumb here it is
No. 554646
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>>554644lol omg guys i'm so sorry i have had a few drinks and i am incognito so it won't let me delete here is the full thing, i'm retarded
No. 554725
>>554643there's totally some mushrooms in there, it's a thing she invented, duh.
>avec just say with vic, using a single french word among all the other grammatical errors is as cringey as that plate of ~super healthy~ food.
No. 554785
>>554594She’s such a Mary Sue it’s sickening.
Asking a girl if she is a model is like grade D bait from fuck boys. Even if I did believe her joke of a story, it’s hardly anything to be flattered by.
>the group of men got loud and we have a laugh at how cute his comment was This part is so made up and cringe. Suggesting she knows what they’re all thinking; I.e the comment the other guy made was “cute” to his friends.
We all know she never leaves her shack and reeks of BO and cigarettes. One gummy smile of her brown teeth and I’m sure those dudes regretted their decision.
No. 554797
>>554594Sleazy men will catcall anything with blonde hair.
It probably didn't happen, but I can tell you now, if I was out alone and a group of men asked me to 'walk past again' I'd find it quite creepy and would probably feel unsafe.
She's an idiot.
No. 555743
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sure you're "very popular"
No. 555744
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No. 555761
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So on top of Megan fox and Christina Aguilara, lady gaga also totally copied her look from her MySpace pictures
No. 555830
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>>555761Those wonky shooped eyes got me fucked up. Of course she’s done everything before every celebrity ever and is the FIRRRRRST person who has tried blonde straight hair with a fringe. Why can’t she take a compliment like a normal human. It’s so insufferable how she blows smoke up her ass and how she’s BETTER AND MORE UNIQUE THAN EVERY GIRL! how many more times is she going to wear the same shirt too? Probably smells like ham
No. 555841
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Even with all the photoshop you can see how wide she is and how much flatter and saggier her tits are
No. 555914
>>555761Lol she always adds 'but ___ is a babe' at the end so she doesn't sound like a bitch.
Fucking hell Vick. Just take the compliment christ.
No. 556323
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>>554646Did she just stick uncut stalks of dill on a piece of salmon?
No. 556331
>>556142This.
I wanna see weeb Vick too.
I imagine she'd become a knockoff and more insufferable Kelly Eden but she'd fangirl more over dbz than final fantasy.
No. 556346
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she’s the cringe that keeps on giving
No. 556362
>>556346She's probably projecting in this status update.
Probably playing on her phone in the bath secretly mad that whoever she catfished on tinder is ghosting her, so she's pretending to be cool about it in a passive aggressive way.
No. 556367
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holy shit, You're a fucking immigrant . Shut up.
No. 556369
>>556362yeah love how she's always talking about upsetting "fuckboys" or whatever like you can't upset them they don't care about you, ohh but ofc she could, they're all so thirsty for stocky 30-somethings who take baths in oregano
>>556367you don't even live in the UK?
No. 556383
>>556369Exactly. She tries to act like she's one upping these 'players' but doesn't understand that those types of guys don't care if you don't call them back. And on the chance they do act whiney, it's purely about wanting sex, not being stressed out about whether the girl is 'into' them or not.
She tries so hard to push these ideas that she's cold, and that she thinks and acts like a man, but she truly has no idea about male behaviour whatsoever.
The fact she finds being leered and catcalled in public 'sweet' shows how much of a moron she is. I'm not talking about finding a stranger's compliments flattering necessarily, but telling a woman to 'walk past again' is creepy as fuck.
I just imagine Vick sitting in her b.o, parsley and thyme smelling bathwater, furiously updating her status as an attempt to 'piss off' the guy she's currently banging.
Also, she's so contradictory.
She posts memes about wanting attention 24/7 in the relationship and being clingy, but then posts memes and statuses about being an intj and cold and breaking dude's hearts. The whole intj/ice queen thing is all a front.
I reckon she's the clingy type.
No. 556386
>>555854Yeah this is one habit of Vick's that mostly drives me up the wall.
Like she has to be the first and best at everything.
I feel like she was trying to get Gaga's likeness but didn't wanna be accused of 'copying' her but secretly wanted someone to point out the likeness.
Even if she said the whole 'she's a babe thing' it'd be a bit annoying, but Its WORSE because she just HAS to claim she isn't copying and totally has old photos on myspace.
It's kinda what Raven does to Emily boo, except she doesn't call her a babe.
No. 557059
>>556367aside from the obvious part of her not being British, or American….she lives in a safe gun-free town in Canada.
But yeah, mass immigration needs to stop, she fears for her safety; Canada's archaic gun laws forced her to take up the sword against the damn immigrants
No. 557221
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Yeah I bet you two were total bff's
No. 557321
>>557252my condolences on your loss anon. unfortunately asshats always come out of the woodwork to make suicide about themselves or otherwise offer commentary about the deceased b/c they can't defend themselves.
anyway, this is just another lie to add to her long list of trying to make herself relevant.
No. 557326
>>557221 What a liar. I bet even if she did, she probably like met him for like 2 minutes randomly and he was a normal polite person. Even if you wanted to say something personally, then why say something like 'he was so nice to me'?
It's so vague and shit and clearly just wanted to brag about knowing him at some point. (Probably not even on a mutual friend basis)
If you reaaaaally wanted to post, why not say it truthfully, something like 'even though I met you briefly at the airport/pub/whereever, I remember it was a very friendly interaction, you seemed like a lovely person, rest in peace'
I worded that loosely, but even making a status like that, can be risky unless you type it very respectfully. I can see some people talking about it online in a tasteful way, but 90% of the time it comes across as unsavoury and probably shouldn't be mentioned online unless you are immediate family, and EVEN then, sometimes that can be tacky too if worded badly.
No. 557330
>>541833i seriously doubt Vic ever met him. He's from Quebec, has travelled the world and has way more of a career than she ever has/will.
Vic is a photoshopped groupie scratcher in the asshole part of Ontario who needs to get over 2007.
No. 557341
>>557333She made it sound like different groups of dudes, like the entire pool hall stopped in silent awe and watched her walk down the hall. In reality, noone probably paid any
attention with maybe the exception of like one or two drunk guys hanging out with their mates playing pool trying to get pussy.
No. 557375
>>557221she still lurks here constantly. She changed the caption on this post to say "he was so kind to me in our brief interaction".
She also just posted some whiny status along the lines of "ooooh im so fake wah im photoshopped dont believe everything you read on the internet (please validate me)". Way to be the ~queen of the unbothered/couldn't give a fuck~, Vic.
No. 557389
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She needs to buy clothes. She wears the same discolored Slipknot t-shirt in almost every single picture lately. Like that leather jacket, and those black socks she's using since her "gothic Lolita dress". Gosh she's cheap.
No. 557398
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>>557389 samefag
That's also her new fb profile picture. Not all dressed up, but don't worry guys, she's still cute af.
No. 557515
>>557420I read your comment before I looked at the picture and I thought maybe you were exaggerating but after looking at it, what the fuck, it's literally like someone shooped her teeth into his mouth
gnarly. I've met full blown meth skeletons with better dental hygiene
No. 557867
>>557221Victoria, I know you're reading this. Your narcissistic behavior is out of control. It was funny when you lied about studying astrophysics at Stanford, but this crosses a line you probably can't come back from. Your compulsive lies to make yourself seem special are and will always be perfectly obvious to anyone observing you. There was no need to lie about this and make a stranger's suicide all about yourself. At least when you lie about your education and your waistline, the only person you're hurting is yourself. When you appropriate someone's fucking SUICIDE for attention, you are disgracing that person's memory by denying and trivializing their suffering. That man chose to end his own life and the aftermath of that should be an external reflection on his life, as in you publicly voice your celebrations of his impact IF YOU WERE A PART OF HIS LIFE or let the appropriate party do that. Internally you can reflect on how someone else's decision to end their life makes you feel about your mortality and your baggage but it is basic human decency to keep that shit off facebook of all places because this. Is. NOT. ABOUT. YOU.
tldr; vicky stop being a feckless cunt
No. 557883
>>557867This.
Fucking bitch never met the dude once in her life. She literally can't not lie. She's a garbage human being.
No. 557960
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Grade-A nightmare fuel. I know, I’m super evil.
No. 557961
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I also decided to make it worse by messing with the saturation and contrast. You’re welcome.
No. 558101
>>557398I love that she always refers to these ugly dudes she photographed with as her 'friends' as not to chase away future potential dick.
What's the bet she's put Brandon here in her profile pic to make someone jealous? It would make sense with all the passive aggressive stuff she's been saying about fuck boys lately.
No. 558465
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Except like where you can see the gingivitis around her puffy gums, anon
No. 558575
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icky made her ig private, guess she wasn't keen on all the attention she's been getting. thankfully she reposted this on her fb. it's not the worst she's done but there's no outline on most of it and all that blue seems like it will just mush together over time.
No. 558636
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>>558590right? i love the sarcastic caption but if some random came across it they'd wonder why she was saying it.
she's public again [that was fast] and hasblessed up with this new spot the photoshop mess. the balloon tits are my favorite.
No. 558641
>>558636what the actual fuck is this pose/picture
she looks like some haggard porn star who was forced to try to look young doing one of those diaper-wearing DDLG shoots holy shit, my sides
No. 558642
>>558407ntyart but this is either your first time in one of vic's threads (hence you haven't seen the gnarly, close up, candids of her teeth with thick yellowish-brown tartarbuildup and damaged gums), you're fucking blind, or your standard for teeth care is incredibly low
I know you're probably one of those anons who spouts off about "not everywhere in the world values sparkling white teeth! bleaching your teeth is actually bad for them and doesn't indicate dental hygiene!" but anyone whose used a tooth brush twice in their life can see her dental hygiene is way beyond just aesthetically-unappealing colorwise or smoking
wew, you can say comparing them to a meth addict's mouth is a bit much, but I have literally met meth addicts who have BETTER DENTAL HYGIENE
No. 558736
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Loving the blurry liquid soup waist
No. 558840
>>558636Her right arm (our left) looks wide as fuck. Same for her right calf compared to the other.
All that bad shoop, monochromatic beige filter, sad lifeless kitchen…whew. What a wreck.
No. 558995
>>558636this looks like a 'sexy' 'cosplay' of Misa Amane from Death Note.
I see a bright future for Vicky as a costhot
No. 559027
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Jesus she even photoshopped the damn nail polish on and completely missed a nail. How drunk is she when making these disasters
No. 559244
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>>558636DD/lg is the last "aesthetic" this trash monster needs
vicky please get some clear skin, shaved head and laser tattoo removal aesthetic asap
No. 559291
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Guy said she should do cosplay, this was her response. SURE JAN. At least she aknowledges she's old.
No. 559307
>>559291Lol he never said anything about age or anything and she blurts out that nonsense.
Vick, stop reading here, it clearly gets to you. Or if you do continue to read, maybe realise that although self confidence is good, your over the top humble bragging and lying about stupid shit is ridiculous and makes you look worse.
It's so obvious she does read here though, she ditched the giant eyelashes, changed her eyebrows, changed that status about the zombie guy's dead slightly.
Too bad with all her lurking she still doesn't have the self awareness to realise she's a stupid lying joke of a person.
She's kinda like Raven in a way, she thinks shooping her photos or changing up her look will change things, all the while continuing to lie and be a douche.
No. 559360
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not really sure what she's trying to say with this status, why would you have to "heal" after a workout? the unnecessary edit to the lame comment, b/c we all needed to know that specifically five minutes post workout you shake when trying to chug a beer from 'going hard'.
No. 559401
>>559360she's trying to sound like she's lifting weights, tearing muscles, pushing herself to the physical limit to encourage muscle growth.
Dont forget, she brags about bulking and cutting, though she's never been muscular or toned.
No. 562028
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She’s lurking hard. Hey Vic, your photoshop is horrible and very noticeable. And your “shop” is a fuckin joke. Lose weight and stop talking in a butchered put on accent
No. 562030
>>562028no one said she doesn't do tattoos? lol like you're clearly photoshopped tho,
triggered much
No. 565646
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Wtf even is any of this
No. 565648
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Her whole body is a pixilated blur. Her hand and arm just morph into her body. This is the worst edit I’ve ever seen her do
No. 566224
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looks like vic is salty because her blurry, pixelated, self-proclaimed "classy" lewds aren't picking up attention in lieu of more attractive, in focus instagram models. she's always competing with other women for male attention and she's always losing. what she doesn't realize is that most camgirls don't give a shit about mens attention and are doing it for money, whereas she is just groveling for any scraps of attention the internet fedoras can muster.
"b-b-b-but i'm CLASSY you guys, can't you see that I deserve your comments and praise MORE than some trashy insta-hoe??? PLEASE I am BEGGING for your attention and validation". she's as subtle as a brick to the face. never change vic.
No. 566242
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Jesus fucking Christ Vicky what the hell is going on with your gnashers, they look like they are literally rotting out of your skull. How does this even happen? Disgusting.
No. 566244
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Dude, the weird shadow on her gut and the lumpy sides on her waistline are horrific also lmao at the disappearing cord. This is trash haha
No. 566469
>>566244I had a better quality phone in 2008 than this. For someone who is a
professional covergirl and
sah wealthy she cannot take a clear photo to save her life.
Hey Vick, you are a english rose woman of wealth, buy yourself a phone that can actually take clear photos. Or hey, maybe because you are sooo wealthy you coukd pay someone to shoop your photos properly so you don't look as pixelated as as minecraft character.
No. 566626
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>>566469Her excuse for bad quality photos on her phone is because she constantly loses and breaks phones so she has a piece of shit phone. But judging from her mirror selfies and crap with her phone in her hand it looks like a smart phone still so this excuse is garbage. She just filters them into oblivion
No. 566683
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>>566626Her chin has some jay Leno vibes
No. 566686
>>566626not to defend vick but shitty cheap smartphones exist. you can get $50 phones with potato cameras. i'm sure her phone
is as bad as she says but she probably uses it to her advantage.
No. 566731
>>566702yea they do. a phone from 2015 is going to have a bad camera but still can upgrade to the latest android systems. she obviously edits, but it's hard not to think she's using a shitty phone on purpose to make it easier, like girls do with crappy webcams. i
>>566700i think you're really underestimating how bad some shit androids can be. i'm just saying i wouldn't put it past her to use a shit phone camera to make editing easier.
No. 567028
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She finally admits that she is indeed, a cow. Thank you Vicky. On other news, she cleaned up her "fanpage" and removed most of her posts dating all the way to january. What is going up, she's been awfully quiet lately?
>originally somehow posted this on the Luna Slater thread
No. 567418
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This is a little old (I couldn’t find this page right away after the last thread closed), but it’s a goodie.
No. 567531
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>>566626can anyone actually ID this phone? People last thread were saying Samsung, but unless I'm dumb I'm not seeing any Galaxy matches
I'm so curious to see what her phone is actually capable of
No. 567585
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I am writing this review and posting everywhere I can as there are no business pages to leave a review for this very reason. Consider this milk.
I have been a client of hers for 8 years. Over the years she has grown increasingly unprofessional as she is more concerned with maintaining her online persona (whom she very vaguely resembles, for the record) and the facade that is her life, than she is with the success of her business.
I booked with her for the first time in 4 years a few months ago. When the date rolled around she messaged me via Facebook 20 minutes prior to my appointment to cancel claiming that she had a "stalker" showing up at her shop which I guarantee was a load of bull, so I expressed my displeasure as we were already on our way there but she just rescheduled the date and kept my deposit another 4 weeks. She showed up late to that appointment claiming that she didn't think I was coming because we "didn't pick a time" which was ridiculous considering the message just above that one confirmed "let's do 5 on the 23rd then" after she offered me that spot.
I foolishly forgave her and agreed to book again soon as hubby wanted a tattoo.
The second time was my husband's tattoo and she arrived in a taxi half an hour late, once again claiming that she "didn't think we were coming" because I had deleted her off of social media. I told her I had done that months and months ago (long before our previous appointment) because I use social media for people I'm closer with as I post a lot of personal things and family pictures. I delete people on a regular basis who don't actually interact with me.
The majority of my reason was because I was tired of seeing her fake persona and illogical posts but I don't intentionally hurt people's feelings, so simply removing her was my way of holding my tongue.
I asked her why I would send her 50% of a tattoo and then not show up?? As if that makes any sense. One of my biggest pet-peeves is when people insult my intelligence with a story that is so blatantly fabricated.
At EVERY appointment she would not only show up late but then spend the next 2 hours setting up her "shop" (I use this term loosely) and tracing the tattoo from her laptop because she couldn't be bothered to design it ahead of time. She then said it would take longer than the initial 3 hours she quoted us and charged me an extra $70.
While we were there she said she desperately wanted to re-vamp my sleeve from 8 years ago but that I needed to book something small to come in. So I booked a new tattoo and she asked for a 50% ($140) deposit. I can admit my foolishness in sending that amount of money but, at the time, I never saw this coming. A few days after I sent the deposit hubby found all of these forms exposing her for who she really is, including her photoshopped tattoos and her shady business practices. I was so uneasy about the whole thing after reading others' experiences but I had already sent the deposit. The day before my appointment I messaged her to confirm that I WOULD be coming to my appt so she couldn't cancel last minute and claim she didn't think I was going to show up. I told her it needed to start on time because we were getting a babysitter and hubby was taking half a day off work to keep me company, so we couldn't be there until late at night again because she's late and setting up for hours. She ignored the message and simply asked me to resend the $70 e-transfer from hubby's appt because it wouldn't process. I said I would cancel it and bring cash the next day to my appt then because it cost me $3.50 to cancel. She responded with "that will mess up my records" and when that didn't make sense or work on me, she all but admitted she's broke and needed the money that day.
The next day we drove all the way to her "shop" in Guelph just to find that she had called the business next door and asked them to put a sign on her door saying "Victoria won't be in today. Sorry for any inconvenience" claiming that she had an "emergency" and didn't have her phone to contact anyone but them. I messaged her and left a handwritten note in her mail slot advising that if I didn't receive my deposit back that I would seek legal recourse and provided my email for the e-transfer refund.
She messaged me back at 1AM the next morning claiming that she was KIDNAPPED. I told her that if that were the case that I would undoubtedly be apologetic, but that I would need the police report number as well as the badge number and contact info for the Constable who took the statement if she was refusing to reimburse my deposit. She claimed she would get me the info but then disappeared and wouldn't read or answer any of my messages afterwards. I warned her that if I didn't receive the money or the police report number by a certain time that I would post a review detailing my experience everywhere I could. She has still not reimbursed me or proven her claims. She is refusing to reimburse me and threatened to call the police because I am "extorting" her which is laughable at best. After that threat didn't work on me and I INVITED her to contact them, she changed her mind and said they wouldn't help her. Then changed her claim to she called the police and left a message with my information.
Do not make the same mistake I have and stay as far away from this "establishment" as you can. Do what I failed to (recently.. when I googled her years ago this information was not available) and Google her. Otherwise you'll end up like me and have to file a claim with SCC to be reimbursed.
No. 567587
>>567585Dman, girl, I'm sorry you had to be ripped off so badly before you learned she was a fraud - and I dearly hope the work she didn't isn't too horrible, most of her tattoos work has to be redone or covered within a few years because she does shoddy line work and pushes too much white into the tattoos, which fades and falls out.
I encourage you to pursue your small claims case, and to report her to The Ripoff Report.
BTW, how bad does she smell? We've heard some stories.
No. 567589
>>567585Sorry you had to go thru all this shit, sadly though, this is who Vic is and always has been. She has zero respect or professionalism when it comes to her "business".
Vic is a liar, when she fucks up she will fabricate anything possible to paint herself as the victim or hero. It doesn't surprise me in the slightest she would lie about being kidnapped or cancer cause she is incapable of admitting fault or taking responsibility for her actions and behaviour.
Thanks for sharing though, I hope this is a cautionary tale for anyone considering doing work with her. I would suggest if you're willing to taking action against her as she will continue to do this to others.
No. 567592
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>>567585>She messaged me back at 1AM the next morning claiming that she was KIDNAPPEDHer next round of fables are probably going to accuse you of the kidnapping. Sorry you had to encounter all this up close in the wild.
No. 567605
>>567585Reviewanon, did Vicky claim she got kidnapped around the time she got messages like this
>>487392 six months ago?
No. 567613
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>>567605No, she claims it happened yesterday. I guess hours after she messaged me asking me for money.
To those asking, yes I will be pursuing it in court. I don't imagine anyone who visits this site would want to be a character witness if they've been through the same or similar?
She is also trying to assassinate my character claiming that I insulted someone dying of cancer when I said nothing of the sort.. I work at a law firm and was simply stating that this isn't my first rodeo and just as at work, I require proof of what she's claiming. Otherwise she is keeping my deposit with no legitimate reasoning.
I can't imagine what her reaction will be when all of these messages are used in court.
No. 567638
>>567588>>567587The stories you've heard are all accurate. I don't want to comment otherwise because I'll need to bring all documentation from both parties to court.
As for my ink, it's very simple but it is good. I feel terrible for the people with poor ink from her but personally mine isn't bad and seems to have healed well. I'm not an expert where tattoos are concerned, though.
No. 567642
>>567585Oof, that is terrible anon. I'm sorry it's got this far but I hope she realises she hasn't got a leg to stand on and will do the right thing as if this goes to court she will be utterly humiliated. I did notice she tweeted " Wow. Some people have absolutely no compassion " a few hrs ago, if this was her reacting to you and trying to manufacture some kind of attack on her loved ones from what you said, that is truly pathetic.
Also not surprised that she's a dumpster person who clings onto people's deposits and doesn't deliver. She seems utterly incapable of conducting herself in a professional or even adult manner.
No. 567643
>>567585Hi friend! You should leave Vicky her first official Google review here:
https://g.co/kgs/LGpF1fSorry you had to deal with this. At least the milk is tasty.
No. 567646
>>567585Oh anon, I'm so sorry for what she did to you, her behavior and lies are in another level, claiming that she was kidnapped and go back to social media like nothing happened as anon
>>567642 said, tweeting to get some attention is just ridiculous. I live in a country where those things happen very often and I've seen close people reacting to a situation like that, their lives changed in that moment, and Vicky is again trying to play the victim card, all petty, tweeting and saying that her friend with cancer is gonna die (which I'm sure is another lie), who acts like that after a situation so delicated? Ugh she's insufferable.
>>567638>The stories you've heard are all accurateOhhh stinky Vicky kek
It sucks you're going through all of this, anyway, thanks for the milk, I hope you keep in touch and let us know how the case ends.
No. 567651
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>>567585>>567613This is wild. Thank you for sharing. I feel bad for laughing even, I'd be so pissed if this happened to me.
>Victoria won't be in today. She was kidnapped. Sorry for any inconvenience.What the fuck Shingles? Lmao. Did she really think anyone would believe this? Did she think you'd be sympathize with her and let her keep the deposit?
>>567643Yeah, seconding this. Drag her and sue her ass, she's in desperate need for a reality check.
Wish you all the best, Review Anon!
No. 567667
>>567638I'm so fucking glad you're suing her, girl! I love when these people get a taste of their own medicine.
I wonder why she hides so much if you were wanting her business. What a shady person.
No. 567681
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Why has she never mentioned being kidnaped until now?? Why are her lies so extravagant and bad. Holy shit, Shingles is seriously so fucked up. She needs to take some goddamn responsibility for her actions what a waste of oxygen she is
No. 567683
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No. 567684
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No. 567688
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No. 567701
>>567681What’s on numerous video cameras? Her getting into an Uber/taxi? Is she claiming to have been dragged into a vehicle?
Also, using your friend’s illness as a scapegoat is a shitty thing to do. And shitty people use cancer as an excuse because it’s one of those things where if you question it then it’s “OMFG how DARE you !! My friend is DYING OF CANCER YOU POS”. So it’s a perfect cover.
I’m curious how this milk will age with time. Will we get stinky cheese or sweet sweet cream?
No. 567704
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It could be her or couldn’t
No. 567725
>>567688Wait, she’s saying it’s standard for a business to take a deposit, then keep the deposit if said
business bails on the appointment? Not the client, but the
BUSINESS? Bitch, what?
No. 567753
>>567681this is so fucking vic I can't even
>I was unharmed and managed to INTIMIDATE HIM INTO LETTING ME GOVic just
give her the money back, what the fuck
No. 567755
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>>567681>managed to intimidate him into letting me go>Its on numerous video camerasI found the footage!
No. 567787
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Police artists worked with Vic to get a sketch of the suspects.
No. 567788
>>567683She always deflects everything.
When she got accused of being a narc due to her retarded posts, she started sperging here that we are all narcs.
When told she will be facing court for not refunding the money, she immediately starts saying SHE is going to sue.
Honestly she's extremely pathetic and I truly hope that girl follows through and sues that asshole for lying.
Vicky, your friend having cancer has nothing to do with the way you conduct business. My own mother had cancer and not once did I take a single day off work, even though my boss offered it to me. I worked hard and helped fund her surgery while my siblings and her friends took her to chemo sessions.
You claim to love being a tattooist and always boast about being proffesional, but quite frankly, you shouldn't own a business if you cannot handle running it. Your website is a mess, you don't even book people properly, you use facebook rather than a proper appointment book.
Now instead of admitting your flakiness, you try and say that you are suing this poor woman you ripped off because she may or may not have said your friend has cancer. Shame on you.
No. 567794
>>567765She absolutely would have milked that for all it were worth. There were more comments under Patricia Harte saying if she's so innocent why didn't she just provide the police report in the first place? Or do so now? She deleted them because they made her look silly.
I wish I had taken a screenshot but she also had a comment there from her "mom" (I recognized the profile picture but it looked like a fake account) saying she was so grateful she was safe and was so worried the entire time. Vic has since deleted the comment likely worried about how that will look when this goes to court.
No. 567798
>>567791She looks literally nothing like her shoops but she also wears a huge dirty Slipknot shirt to every appointment. She isn't huge and she isn't ugly so it's really a shame that she has such an ugly personality and is so insecure that she needs to create an entire online facade where she is a goddess whose talents are never-ending.
I met her through a friend and didn't have her on social media or know about the facade prior to meeting her. When I saw it afterwards I just felt bad for her. I've always maintained the thought that she must be such a sad and lonely person knowing that she's 30 years old but will likely never have a family, husband or kids because she's too busy living this online life and trying to ruin the lives of anyone who calls her out. I'm just the one person who won't allow her to get away with it. I mean.. we are the same age and I am married with 2 kids, I have a successful career as a Managing legal assistant, I've owned my home for 4 years and I don't speak online like I have the mental capacity of a 16-year-old at best.
It's funny because in her thread of comments to Patricia she steals a line from MY messages to HER by saying "it's a matter of principle" which is why I told her I intended to take this further.
As for how she acts in person.. she is the same. Without going into too much detail and only stating FACT (you know Vic, NOT libel) I will say that she talks herself up non-stop. I've never been able to roll my eyes back into my head far enough and this is why my hubby took the afternoon off to come with me because I need SOMEONE else to talk to. He stayed with our kids my first appointment and I knew I couldn't make it through another without him.
She does the two hand waist thing in person and claims that it's impossible for her to gain weight all while wearing the Slipknot shirt.
Everything and anything you bring up will lead back to her and a reason why she is an ethereal being. I have genuinely wondered how someone can make people feel SO uncomfortable but not feel the vibe whatsoever and just keep word-vomiting about why she is better than everyone else.
She lives off of coconut water, red bull & cigarettes.
She isn't bad looking. She would be pretty if she cared about how she looked IRL as opposed to her online fantasy. Instead, she neglects herself in favour of photoshopping and has what looks like alopecia from over-bleaching. She definitely does not look anything like her shooped pics and that was the first thing my husband said. He met her before seeing her online pics then looked her up after to show a friend her tattoo work and looked at me upon seeing her pics, asking why the hell her pics look nothing like her.
The accent is as fake as fake gets. My husband also couldn't get over that. One minute she will be talking in it, the next it will be completely gone. She drifts in and out of it and hubby said it was like watching a trainwreck he couldn't look away from.
It's unreal and truly a shame that I have to spend my maternity leave starting a SCC case because she cant admit she is wrong and send the money back. Or even just refund it and say nothing. The police report is going to be one of the first things he has to attach as Schedule A to her defense and she won't have it. So to allow this to snowball just to look "good".. it's beyond anything I can comprehend. It's like being in a bad movie. I really hope that having posted my experience everywhere that I have, I can save others from ever having to go down this road.
No. 567800
>>567798I believed all of this except she only lives on coconut water, cigarettes and redbull.
Like how many times did you see vick eat? Surely there was a sneaky drumstick here or there…
No. 567807
>>567798When you say she doesn't look like her pics, what do you mean? Because you say she isn't ugly, but how is she different? What is the main difference of her and her shoops?
Also….
Does she smell bad? She looks like she stinks a bit.
No. 567811
>>567806>>567807She doesn't live there. She shows up via taxi from elsewhere.
I will only answer questions that allow me to respond with fact versus so much opinion as I wouldn't want her to accuse me of "bullying" (after she's called me a bad person and accused me of saying something about a friend with cancer I didn't mention or know anything about). I simply want to separate fact from fiction and help anyone who googles her name avoid ever going through what I have. Had I found these forms prior to booking, I wouldn't be in this position. Before my husband googled her, based off of her online presence, we thought we were the only ones who felt this way and saw through the facade.
She looks entirely different in nearly every way. As I said, I don't want to go into it any further (so I apologize because I realize that's what this imageboard is for, but I need to be the bigger person here) but having read the majority of these threads I can tell you that what others claim are very accurate with regards to what she fakes versus what is real. And as others have said, that wouldn't matter if she weren't so intent on being viewed online as the perfect woman. She would just be a normal, average 30 year old and everyone would go about their business. It's the way she acts and the way she treats others that warrants her name all over this site. I'll never understand it.
No. 567819
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>>567798I knew about that huge discolored Slipknot t-shirt!! I've noticed that for months! I mean, let's be real, we all have these clothes we feel super comfy with, but she's been wearing the same t-shirt, shorts and long socks for over three months! She's definitely broke, she can't afford anything else to wear, or maybe (tinfoil) she's just as alcoholic as we thought that she prefers to buy alcohol and cigarettes instead of taking care of herself, she has to pay bills and she has to live with that self-esteem that's destroying her, wouldn't be a surprise if she has to drink her problems, gosh I kinda feel bad for her, but I'm glad you're taking this to court anon, she needs to go back to reality someday, she can't keep this behaviour and she needs to confront the consequences of her actions. Also, Review Anon, just curious, was she wearing the same shorts too? Pic related.
No. 567826
>>567811I understand you don't wanna bitch about her appearance and that's really nice of you Review anon, I personally wouldn't hold back if she had stolen money from me.
But what was the small talk like? What does she boast or talk about?
In specifics
No. 567845
>>567812>>567819>>567826I am not sure on the weight.
Yes, he wore those shorts to our most recent appointment. At one point I was taking a picture of hubby's ink for him while she was tattooing and she lost her mind thinking that I was recording her. In retrospect I wish that I had been.
I haven't looked at most of her ink up close apart from when she was inking me, I asked about the ruby on her forearm. She said the reason it looked poor was due to her having an "allergy to red ink".
Specific examples? Hmm.. there are so many. When she asked how my husband felt about our new baby and he said he loved it and loves kids, he barely got a few words out before she interrupted talking about how she used to be a "student helper" and saved one very troubled student by creating some game. I can't recall the full story because I really wasn't listening and hubby and I were exchanging grins and eyerolls every time she walked from one room to the next setting up her shop because she was perpetually late.
Another time she turned a question about my career into how she has judged tattoo conventions all over the world and is highly sought after.
When she asked me about my kids she turned it into saying she wants to be a mom (she used to say she was too selfish to want kids back in the day..) and when she is she will be "hardcore cute af" and be the mom that outdoes the other moms by leaving cute notes and making "epic lunches".
I don't know. I'm sure I could go on but I think I block a lot of ot out, heh. It gets to the point where you feel physically ill and are desperate for the tattoo session to end. I don't know how I ever survived 8 hour sessions. She is quiet for large parts of them, though. And I'm a pretty reserved person so I enjoy the silence.
No. 567854
>>567845Did she attempt to flirt with your husband? The whole thing sounds terrible lol
What was she like when she thought you were recording? Did she yell?
No. 567865
>>567847>>567854In her mind there is absolutely nothing that she is not talented in. I'm more confused as to how there are so many "fans" who buy into all of this. I mean, the people who believe she was kidnapped? What reality are they living in? She is not of sound mind.
She didn't flirt with him that I noticed. We've been together for 6 years and are pretty inseparable so I think she was smart enough to know he would call her out instantly. Or perhaps there was no attraction. I can only speculate. She did, however, tell him that his moans were distracting her, heh. He was in quite a bit of pain near the end and was on the verge of screaming but they sounded like loud sexual moans which was a little funny but she just kept saying he needed to swear or something else. Not sure if it was just annoying or distracting.
No. 567867
>>567854Oops I forgot to answer the second part so sorry for the double post. She didn't really yell but she raised her voice and said "are you recording a video of me?!" and I just answered that I wasn't and put my phone away before she dug the needle deeper into hubby's poor skin heh.
She was very rude and condescending to the young man who brought a client of his own in to tattoo though. She said he wasn't supposed to come in that day and spoke down to him the whole time. I recall being shocked that he wanted to work under her.
No. 567892
>>567847You know how regular people, when we are asked a question about our successes or talents, feel quite awkward speaking highly of ourselves and tend to be very humble and want to quickly change the subject or at least ask the other person the same type of question?
Yeah, Vic doesn't know what humility or self-awareness are, nor has she ever experienced those emotions. I think her emotional scale ranges from narcissism, to extreme irrational anger to pity for oneself.
No. 567907
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Classic Shingles
No. 568012
Anonymous now No. 568009
>>567988I want to see her countersuit claim.
>>>/snow/219011>>>/snow/219012Hopefully she does her own legal work again.
No. 568095
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Anyone remember all of the times she has bragged about being wealthy? So wealthy she has to beg Review Anon to resend a transfer because she needs it THAT DAY and steals a deposit. Much wealthy.
No. 568103
https://chargebacks911.com/knowledge-base/services-not-provided-chargeback/Perhaps you could also try calling your bank and asking for a “services not provided charge back”. Explain the situation & maybe they’ll just refund you on the spot. If she even has the cash in the account.
I wonder if there’s also a way to report her etransfer address as a fraudulent recipient. Considering she’s running scams with it… I wonder if her bank would shut it down.
No. 568104
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this is the first thing that comes up when you google her shop now, seems about right.
No. 568121
>>568108if you haven't done so already, would suggest contacting how_not_to_get_tattooed on ig to see if they'd post about her. while they mainly call out shitty clients, they do also point out shitty behavior by artists and i think pretending to be kidnapped to cancel on an appointment would qualify. also the fact that her 'shop' is probably not up to par with what an actual professional would offer.
anyway, it does suck you had to go through this but it's one of the best things to happen in her thread and i really hope other ppl see through her bs to where she has little or no business.
No. 568136
>>568115I'm not very familiar with class action lawsuits myself as I work with Civil Litigation and Court Enforcement but it may be worth looking into. I can ask the same lawyer I spoke to earlier.
>>568117I haven't, but I've had a few people reach out via friends who shared my review. Their experiences seem worse though. From infections to ink that faded almost entirely. I feel awful for them and am grateful that despite my lost money, at least I don't have infected ink. My sleeve is faded to all hell and a lot of the pink is no longer pink.. but it isn't obvious.
>>568118She doesn't smell good but it's nothing overpowering. Mostly stale. She keeps mint gum close by and uses that but I've never been close enough to smell her breath anyway. It was the yellow thinning hair that drew most of my attention when we were there a few weeks ago.
>>568121I will look into that! I've reached out to a many places but a few of them have declined to post about her as they would prefer not to post negative reviews which I understand.
No. 568138
>>568108Review anon, you're situation really sucks, but at the end of the day, you have a successful life and Vicky has nothing, just the memories of that Myspace era. I wish you could get your money back tho.
Anyway… Now that you can be transparent, how does she look in real life? Every detail if you can, please!
No. 568152
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speaking of, lol sounds like you need to worry more about giving people what they pay for and not scamming them out of money then and less about your photoshop persona
No. 568153
>>568138She wears extremely baggy clothes so I really have no idea what her upper body and torso area look like because I haven't seen them in years but I can tell you by her legs and face that she is not the hourglass goddess that she shoops herself into online. Though I don't think many people fall for that anyway. No one looks like that. Shit, I look a lot better when I pick the angles of my pictures too but angles have nothing to do with the comical difference in her online and actual appearance. How does it not embarrass her to be seen in public after posting those shoops???
Her hair is so over-bleached that you almost feel bad. It isn't even a nice blonde in person.. it's yellow. Not sure how she gets that hair to match her extensions in her shoops but wow. It's thinning worse than my husband's for this reason. I'm sure if she dyed it brown and left it alone she would be okay but Vic can't let go of the ugly hair that brought her internet fame 10 years ago. It's also incredibly greasy/oily which she is aware of, the first thing she said when we saw her last was "don't mind my hair looking oily, it's because I have a treatment in so it will be soft af and grow even longer" while pointing out how long it's supposedly gotten. She must have noticed my confused facial expression after that because she looked at me and then said "oh I know it doesn't look long but it's in a ponytail." Yeah, sure crazy Vic. Keep telling yourself that the chunks of hair falling out are because it's getting long and soft.
What I can see of her tattoos are poorly done. She likes to brag about doing them herself and I've never understood why. They are faded and shoddy and anyone who can tattoo a reflection of themselves (I mean.. "Medusa".. ~eyeroll~) on their own body will never have my respect. Though she does have a painting of Marilyn Monroe up on her wall that's actually very good. However, hen you mention it being good she uses that as an opportunity to talk about how she was "inebriated while painting it" and how it was 8 years ago so she would do so much better now. Her narcissism ruins any compliment you ever try to give her.
She claims that when she tattoos she doesn't wear makeup but she wears lots. And that gross lipliner is the standout. Her lashes are NOT "naturally long and black" and she doesn't have a "natural eyeshadow". Though I think we all assumed as much. I don't know why she needs to pretend she has no makeup on when it's so blatantly obvious that she does. I wear makeup most public places I go too and I won't try to deny it. She looks like she sleeps in hers, though.
Like I said earlier.. she could be pretty if she dropped the Myspace look for a more natural look with no ratty extensions, no bleach yellow hair, no heavy makeup and no ugly corsets that do nothing to flatter her figure.
>>568141Completely agree! I'm honestly shocked that no one has one what I'm doing now, before this.
No. 568164
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here we go again y’all
No. 568176
>>568164Again with the stalker, really Vic? Also I like how she's asking other people to find her a lawyer and send HER the info.
But Vic, I thought you were super women, 5 star chef, martial artist master, grand wizard and all knowing goddess amongst us mere mortals? Why would YOU need a lawyer?
No. 568179
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>>568164not to mention that review anon is literally works in a lawyers office (from what i've gathered). She is also claiming that it is in connection with the incident in richmond hill posted above
>>568123She stated in her status that she didn't want the entire incident pertaining to her released unless it is a matter of public safety (which it is, he is armed and dangerous and has not yet been apprehended so if he committed another attempted kidnapping in another area it would have become public knowledge at this point). granted, she did say "may" be in connection so she isn't claiming it outright but regardless this feels like a real grasping-at-straws to intimidate/cover her lies scenario.
No. 568181
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The last time Vick got free legal advice.
No. 568188
>>568108Wish you skimmed over the litigation cost part so Vic would be left lowkey shitting herself in anticipation of a court case 2bh
>>568179That lie is gonna snowball out of control, I call it
No. 568197
>>568181absolutely rinsed
this is great, i'd not seen it before. thanks!
No. 568198
>>568179Are you fucking kidding me? This rotten narc cunt is really making someone's very real abduction about her? Because she was too hung over to show up to her appointment?
And here I was thinking the milk had dried up with this one.
>>568155You could make an album on imgur so you just have to post a single link. Sorry about your deposit by the way.
No. 568206
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>>568179She deleted the lawyer status and replaced it with this. Ah, foiled fake legal threats once again.
No. 568208
>>568198Thanks for the tip, anon.
Here is the link. This includes her most recent messages from earlier today. Sorry for the delay - busy with kids!
http://imgur.com/gallery/446vyiB No. 568219
>>568208jesus christ this cunt's off her rocker.
slander? harassment? i can't even…
No. 568220
>>568208>I was kidnappedlmao, the way she just says it like that in the most convenient time. She sounds exactly like those catfish you see on TV who make up wild excuses like "i got into a car crash and my sister died that's why i couldn't meet you".
And the "harassment".. "innocent until proven guilty" part.. omg, it literally sounds like you're talking to an 11 year old who's on the dumb side.
No. 568241
>>568152How is this in any way tomboy?
The photoshopped on necklace haha. She is so poor she has to literally shoop on accessories.
>>568181>WHEN YOU'RE SO MILKY YOU EVEN GET ROASTED BY YOUR LEGAL ADVISORThe ride never ends with her
No. 568256
>>568220I honestly think that she felt I would just let this all go. With the stalker cancellation excuse I told her I was pissed but I let her send me all of his letters and pretend it happened that day. I never accused her of lying about the incident, I just don't believe it happened that day. And nothing she sent proves it did.
I believe since I let that one go, she thought she could get away with anything with me and had some other shit excuse about why she didn't show up last week. Likely "stuck out of town". But because she came online to my demanding my deposit back or potential legal recourse, she had to think fast and make up something more elaborate. Or maybe that was her plan all along. Either way, when it didn't work on me and I demanded the reporting Constable's information, that's when she chose to attack me as a person and make up some crap about me insulting a person with cancer that I knew nothing about. And now she's up shit's creek without a paddle.
It's even more hilarious to me that she deletes comments and statuses as if my friends haven't already screen cap'd what she said and sent it to me. If anyone is guilty of making false accusations it would be her, telling people that I am a terrible human who made fun of a terminally ill person.
Then she thought she would be successful in intimidating me to take the reviews down?? And threatened me with the police (who most definitely care about reviews that hurt Vicky's feelings) forgetting the field I work in?? Hell, you should add a law degree to that Stanford and Yale education Vic.
She may have been getting away with this crap for the past 8 years, but that ends now. Time to put on your big girl pants and grow up Vic. Take responsibility for your actions for once. No one is bullying you. We are simply standing our ground. Sorry that throws a wrench in your narcissistic delusions.
No. 568287
>>568275privacy laws are a lot different here in Canada. you can't just request info on a random person if you're not directly involved.
Maybe it's not the same across the board, I don't know. but, it's highly unlikely.
No. 568300
>>568275They won't give me any information without third-party authorization and the report number. When I'm at work it's no issue because I'm calling from a law firm but they're going to laugh if I call as Jane Doe and ask to confirm that Shingles was in fact abducted by a man who kept her just long enough to miss her 2:30 work obligation but allowed her to call the taxi company next to her to put a note on the door.
>>568288Considering she messaged me out of nowhere, completely ignoring my message above it, asking me to send $70 right away… I'm assuming her financial situation is not great. Maybe if she ran her business properly and built a solid and respected reputation she could earn a living. But that would involve showing up to appointments on time and not asking the client to sit on a couch for 2 hours while you set up and talk about yourself.
No. 568355
>>568275I feel like a bitch for saying this, but for someone who is dying from brain cancer, Vicky's friend doesn't have any of the telltale signs of going through cancer treatment.
There's a picture she posted showing a good portion of her décolletage and there's no sign of any IV port.
Which is fine because Temodar (oral chemo) is a thing so is radiation treatment…but shouldn't she be on steroids if she is actively going through treatment? Steroids produces a moon face and puffiness. Girl looks hawt AF in her photos with no sign of the roid puffiness.
So she is actively dying of brain cancer, she does not look like it. My guess is she had the tumor resectioned(removed), and ole Icky is playing the cancer card for bonus sympathy points. I could be wrong and would be happy to be proven wrong.
No. 568391
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>>568334That's 100% what happened.
>>568355She messaged me as well. I haven't responded as, if she DOES have cancer, I feel terrible for her and don't think she needs to be riding in on a white horse for a woman in her 30s who can't act like an adult. However, she did first try to intimidate me. Then when that didn't work, she sent the second message telling me about what she's going through and why Vic waa a no show (huh?? Vicky said herself she had been kidnapped.. not she didn't show because her friend has cancer) and offering to pay me on her behalf. Which I suspect is Vic attempting to have someone save her from this mess she's made with her lies. If she truly does have cancer then it's very sad to me that Vic is using her like this. And this woman is enabling her.
She also claims that Vic was contacting her during her kidnapping? As opposed to the police? Sorry, what? Am I reading this right?
For the record, when I woke up and saw her kidnapping message I laughed, turned to my husband and said "please guess why Vicky claims to have not shown up. Think of the most outlandish reasoning you can dream up.. and guess." ..he goes "I don't know.. kidnapped?"
I nearly shit myself.
(no one cares)
No. 568396
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>>568394let's not forget that she didn't want it released because it "was not a matter of public safety", kek
No. 568406
>>568396>I told them I didn't want ithow convenient. no proof from anywhere.
and holy shit, as if they would CARE. that's not how it works. finding the guy asap using every available resource to catch him and prevent more kidnappings is the only priority of crime detectives.
No. 568408
>>568391So she is saying she has a primary brain tumor (origin in the brain itself) AND a second tumor in her adrenal gland? I am not a doctor, but I was diagnosed with an optic nerve glioma in my early twenties and had a mighty kek. Again, I could be very wrong, but that's not how cancer works and the fact that she was speaking in terms that she's the longest living person to have it makes me even more skeptical. She would be in case studies and medical journals if that were the truth. a
Adults also have a longer five-year survival than their pediatric counterparts. So yeah. It seems like total bullshit.
I like to imagine that this friend and Vicky are just lying to each other and feeding off of each other's lies.
No. 568422
>>568417>Victorea It does seem fishy, how many best friend's don't know how to spell their friend's name?
>I also have brain stem glinoma and the longest living person diagnosed with it.I'm not a medicalfag but just looking this up shows stuff like
>Although people of any age can develop a brain tumor, the problem seems to be most common in children ages 3 to 12 and in adults ages 40 to 70. https://www.verywellhealth.com/glioma-and-brain-cancer-2860295 No. 568424
>>568391it's got nothing to do with believing vicky's friend has cancer. we don't know the friend and have no reason to question her.
it's about knowing vicky, and knowing she's a pathological liar with a loose grip on reality, and absolutely the kind of person who would fabricate a friends cancer diagnosis
also it's really fucking weird of her to offer to pay back the deposit on vicky's behalf on promise of secrecy. and why is she being secretive about messaging in the first place?
that final part about taking notes for the police ("she didn't even know!"… uh-huh) just made me tinfoil this is a sock account. the writing smacks of ol' shingles
No. 568442
>>568431The single mum with ivf lie was included for 2 reasons.
1- to make the lady feel even guiltier and maybe even refuse the money she is attempting to get back. (Who wants to take money from a single mother with cancer's pocket)
2- so that if people try and investigate the fake 'friend' on facebook, there's no leads they can ask, like a boyfriend or husband.
It would be interesting to see the friends and details on the friend's profile to know if it is actually fake. I'm not saying dox them, but is there like giveaway things that let us know it's fake? Like only having a few friends, or only one or two photos, no statuses about their kids ect…the usual things that are telling of a sock puppet account.
No. 568474
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>>568442There aren't very many public posts but it looks legitimate unless Vic really has the time to go to that much effort. Who knows. I definitely hear where you're coming from. I have family who only have one profile pic that they never change and don't make many, if any, posts public though so either scenario is plausible.
No. 568492
>>568391Dear god, if I were you, Review Anon, I would respond. I'd tell her I'm sorry about her health situation, but this isn't personal. It's a business problem with Vicky. Tell her that you only need two things from Vicky:
1) Police Report; or
2) Refund.
It's not brain surgery, pardon my insensitive pun, but her friend should realize she has a lot more serious problems than defending Vicky. If she isn't a sock puppet that is.
No. 568496
>>568391This sounds like either a Vicky sock, or a friend who is just as much a pathological liar as Victoria is. Those details are crazy excessive, and given to make you feel guilty about saying anything negative to her. She's bragging about being the Best Cancer Patient Ever just like Vic would, which is what's so crazy about this. And again, she tells you all this just so you'll delete your reviews and give Vicky a $140 donation?
>>568474Vicky has been using socks puppets since the MySpace days. This is the first time we've ever heard of Cancer Patient Best Friend - Vicky is usually adament that shes only friends with men because she's such a ~cool girl~ / such a tomboy / not like other women / so superior. But now a best female single mom friend with super special cancer shows up, just as you disbelieve her kidnapping story?
This smells like Vic so strongly, i can smell the stale cigs and unwashed oversized T-shirt from here. Sock.
No. 568507
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Lol the irony
No. 568509
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She may not be a sock puppet account but her message screams Vicky. This site where she advertises hairless cats for sale. I tried looking up her Cattery that she lists in the advertisement and only found a similar business with a similar name (the one in the Netherlands). She calls it “Chauve Cattery”.
I don’t know how to look up breeders or where to go so maybe someone else can try.
No. 568510
>>568496The more I think about it the more it sounds like a sock. Likely one made ages ago and not needed again until recently. This particular woman happens to be the only person who defended her when she posted a status about how heartless I am.
The "I'm going to take legal action against you for slandering me" reeks of Vic too. Either way, neither Vicky nor her "friends" will ever intimidate me into taking all of my reviews down. I'm all too happy to expose her, and her poor excuse for a business, for what they really are.
Hope that $140 worth of Jack Daniels and doritos are worth it Vicky!
No. 568527
>>568510No friend would beg like that and tell a stranger their personal problems along with saying "DON'T EVER DO THIS AGAIN." It reeks of desperation.
I really wish you could take this to court, anon. Hell, if you set up a gofundme, I'd donate for legal fees. It would be hilarious to finally see Vicky get fucked for her laziness.
No. 568530
>>568391how does she have notes/screenshots if victoria's phone was mangled and was consequently locked out of all her social media during the time of the kidnapping? i mean, vic says she somehow had a laptop with a wifi connection to call the business next door to her shitpit parlour WHILE she was kidnapped, but didnt think to call 911 instead?
and if her friend had "screenshots" of a 'time' when 'tori' was 'contacting her' through said laptop, its just going to be an actual screenshot of a timestamp next to a phonecall w/o anything else to support it but her own personal notes she wrote down lmao
for once in your life, just be honest about something victoria. this is even a bigger shitshow than we know you for
No. 568560
>>568527>>568534>>568550Such a tempting offer, believe me. Hubby and I are seriously debating it. My reluctance stems from the fact that in the end even with people helping out, we could be out a significant amount of money while I'm on maternity leave bringing in 33% of my salary. It is fucking hilarious that she has made such a poor impression that people would pay to see her finally get what she deserves.
I know she can't afford a lawyer (I mean c'mon.. she needed to steal $140) so a lack of counter-suit would speed up the process a bit but my issue still is that she has literally NO assets to enforce against. A Judgment would screw her because it's going to prevent her from receiving any kind of lending going forward (including credit cards and a mortgage if she ever decided to grow up) but she doesn't have any assets to go after. Even if I obtained Judgment and enforced it via a wage garnishment, she is self-employed and makes next-to-nothing. Especially after I'm done exposing her to whatever is left of her dwindling client base.
No. 568561
>>568560>Even if I obtained Judgment and enforced it via a wage garnishment, she is self-employed and makes next-to-nothing.It makes you wonder how she keeps up appearances. She lives in a (rental?) house with no visible roommates, has the storage shed of a tattoo parlor which is almost certainly a rental. Family keeping her afloat?
Cow finances can be interesting.
No. 568562
>>568561I've wondered this too. Especially since I pay less for my mortgage than a lot of people pay to rent nowadays and she definitely doesn't own whatever home she's living in.
She speaks to her mom like a spoiled little shit though so it wouldn't surprise me if her mom was helping her financially.
>"I don't need you to come shopping with me for funeral clothes mother. I am a fashionable gothic drag queen.. you do the math." No. 568580
>>568568Damn,anon. You're welcome. I'm sorry to hear she screwed you over too. I can't believe she's been getting away with it for 8 years. To be fair though, if I hadn't worked in Litigation & Enforcement the past 5 years I wouldn't have known as much I do either. She just thought she could intimidate someone who works in a law office with her YouTube law degree.
lolcow has been my nightly reading material since hubby found it though. If there were a lolcow Icky Vicky book made up of all these anon observations of her sad online presence, I would buy it.
No. 568737
>>568095christ. actually Vicks wealthy women tend to give more of a fuck about their partner coming from the same economic background but just like any other fact this gets steamrolled by her need to inflate her fragile ego every opportunity she gets.
enjoy litigation, dumb-dumb.
No. 568747
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Link to her first thread is broken, in case anyone is interested. It's worth it:
>>>/snow/218886As a sidenote, I stumbled upon a super old Vicky thread in /snow/ that ended with pic related. Little did he know…
No. 568752
>>568751Yeah it's the funniest thread ever. She's so incredibly stupid that she samefags all over the page pretending to be random strangers who have flocked to this obscure site to defend her. Every post is written the fucking same but she legit thinks that people will believe it.
I have been scammed by a pathological liar in the past. Almost identical to Vick in the way she would lie. Imagine Raven crossed with Vick but a yellow fever weeb version. Yeah, well she scammed me out of a bunch of money and I never saw it again. I hope you sue because I never did, and I wish to live vicariously through you hahaha
Pieces of shit who scam money of people deserve court.
No. 568775
>>568759Well, if it were over $25K I would need to sue through Superior as opposed to SCC, not criminal.
This is true that I won't NEED a lawyer but being as I MAY end up a defendant after starting out as the plaintiff (doubt it.. but we've already established that she may have someone helping her financially) I don't know that I would want to represent myself. I'm educated in law but I'm a managing legal assistant - not a lawyer or a paralegal. So I'm willing to admit there is still plenty I don't know. I represented myself 10 years ago when I won full custody of my son, but that was much simpler. I will talk to hubby and the lawyer I spoke to earlier and see what he thinks! Obviously there are quite a few people who really want to see this happen.
No. 568783
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the edit history of her comments is always good for a laugh. it's like she sits and thinks of more bs to tack on to make it more believable but it just makes it obvious that she's grasping for straws. there's also a version of how she intimidated the kidnapper into letting her go "with very real promises" kek.
No. 568786
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>>568777Sounds like even self-representing would be a waste of time and money for me. I have to admit I'm disappointed.
No. 568789
>>568783She truly is a parody of herself.
>>568391On what grounds does Vicky’s friend Totally-Not-Vicky think SHE has to sue you for slander? I would be interested to see these supposed screenshots of the incident, though. I suspect Totally-Not-Vicky might suddenly, tragically pass away from her two separate “only a week left to live” cancers. Wouldn’t that make YOU look bad! Where’s your compassion?
In all seriousness, I’m sorry she fucked you over Review Anon. I would just like to reiterate the obvious that you’re entitled to a refund when she failed to provide the service you paid for, and “compassion” has fuck all to do with it.
Also… I know it’s not real court, but how hilarious would it be to see Icky on Judge Judy?
No. 568809
>>568798Haha, now THAT would be an episode I wouldn't miss. I can just imagine her being ripped to shreds and then later commenting to the camera men that she used to be a Judge much more prestigious than Judge Judy, and she's presided over many cases published in the University of YouTube's law journal.
>>568789I have considered this too! I mean.. we have the screenshots even if she deletes what she's said. I would imagine a false claim like that would be very serious. Especially once they start investigating it only to find out it was either made up or completely exaggerated.
No. 568814
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Can I just say I am absolutely blown away that Razor's Edge (hair salon in Fergus where Vic tattooed out of a closet) and Vicky's shack get inspected? They must give Vic warning so she can tidy up her dumpster fire.
https://www.wdgpublichealth.ca/sites/default/files/file-attachments/basic-page/safer_tattooing_and_body_piercing_hpdcdfs32.pdf No. 568831
>>568824She takes 2 hours because she talks about herself the. entire. time. She sterilizes the area (despite the actual shit show her dumpster fire of a shop, she's quite meticulous about the tattooing area) and shows you that all of the tools are brand new and packaged. But then she traces and designs the tattoo. Mine took 2 hours because she said she couldn't use an example of an ink splatter on skin, so I had to find a whole new one and send it to her then explain what I wanted while she re-designed what I made in photoshop. She took an hour to set up with hubby's tattoo so it wasn't as long, but still ridiculous considering she was already late and she's supposed to have this shit done when we arrive.
Another thing that's ridiculously frustrating about her is that she doesn't give you the tattoo you asked for. She tells you what it SHOULD look like based on what SHE believes will look best. And if you politely disagree, she will somewhat listen but still won't do what you want.
For example, I asked for a rainbow ink splatter to represent our rainbow baby who was born recently. She agreed but then, at the very end, said she wouldn't put purple/violet in because it would "clash". Bitch, it's a RAINBOW.
I argued and said I want the purple, so she "added purple" which turned out to just be a darker blue over top of a blue she already put in. I hoped it would heal a brighter purple but I'll have to get another artist to add it now because you can't see it at all.
Hubby asked for the same thing. He got a different design but wanted a rainbow ink splatter behind it. She did pink and blue only, saying the other colours would look bad. I kept reiterating what he wanted while she was inking and she said she would make it brighter. She did; she added a neon pink. But no rainbow colours. I only let it go because hubby said he liked it and couldn't handle any more time as it was a 5 hour session.
I am excited to find an artist going forward who will actually listen to their client(s).
No. 568843
>>568831actually review anon, I feel like we are sorely lacking on (clear) images of vicky's fine, fine work
are you able to show us any of her work, or is that too much to ask for?
No. 568861
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>>568843Yeah, I will share our work I've just scratched out my son's name to avoid potentially doxxing myself. I have years of ink myself as I've been getting them since I was 16 (I only started going to Vic 8 years ago after a mutual friend recommended her) so I have 11 now, but I don't know much about what heals well and what doesn't. The sleeve she gave me seems to have healed well apart from a lot of the pink that faded.. but the rest of my ink from her is writing. I'll attach the other pic in the next comment.
>>568844This has been the only one thus far but the post is still up.
>>568847A lot of my
>>567845 comment shows what she talks about. I block a lot of it out because it's honestly taxing on your brain but the majority of it is either about her "talents" and "accomplishments" or things that so obviously never happened.
One of my favourites was when she was telling me how the main guy from Walking Dead (Rick.. can't be bothered to look up the actor's name) was currently talking to her on Facebook and inviting her to a party. Kek.
When she was inking hubby she played a lot of Falling in Reverse and talked almost the entire time (as in kept repeating herself over and over for a reason I still don't understand) about how she was told she looked like the lead singer (Ronnie Radke) once in her natural "tomboy state". She also said she hung out with him before he was famous.
Keeping a straight face is nearly impossible around Vic. You have to wait until she turns around or leaves the room so you can choke on your laughter or roll your eyes as far back as they can go, to make it through.
No. 568862
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Hubby's ink. Hoping it doesn't heal a giant blob after reading through these threads..
No. 568894
>>568862oof, that's a lot of white. hopefully it sticks around
>>568861ngl this looks alright, except for the pink that looks more like a skin irritation now
is that a K in the center?
time will tell whether it fades or not I guess
No. 568897
>>568847Sorry, just realized I forgot to answer your question about her shack.
It looks exactly like where she lives but without the painted stair runner haha. The first room is painted with those hideous renaissance patterns she puts everywhere and the second room is PURE gold. It's horrific.
The only furniture to sit on is that tacky thrift store couch she has been using for photoshoots since the dawn of time, there were garbage bags piled up in the corner that my husband joked looked like bodies, and the floor is disgusting and looks like it hasn't been swept or mopped in ages. Or at least since her last inspection in June. There is paper towel strewn around and coconut water/red bull cans are littered randomly around the shop. It isn't gross or dumpy enough to make you want to leave when you walk in as she does keep the tattoo area clean and will chop your arms off if you touch anything, but it's still doesn't look like a shop. And there is no sign anywhere so you wouldn't known what it is, otherwise.
She definitely doesn't have a secretary (and if she did they would have nowhere to sit) and it sure as hell doesn't smell like a "doctor's office" as her one status claimed. I highly doubt that interaction with a client ever happened, lmao.
No. 568898
>>568894Yeah, she was intent on adding white. I'm really worried about it too. Wish we had found lolcow earlier!
The pink IS irritation, haha. It bruised almost instantly so that's the beginning of the bruise in that area. And yes, it's a K.
No. 569030
>>568963I know as much about where she lives as you do, anon. I'm not her friend heh, she was just my tattoo artist a few times. I can tell you she definitely doesn't own a home so if it's a house, she rents it. It's likely a dump because if it were nice we would have seen a hundred and thirty brag posts and pictures of it but all she's shown us are potato quality videos of her medieval paint jobs on the walls and painted on carpet, kek.
Also, can anyone tell me why I just received a ban notice for namefagging in
>>568898? Is it because I mentioned this site? Confused.
No. 569033
>>569030Namefagging is when you enter
anything in the name field (i.e. Review Anon). Usually you'd just leave it blank, stay anonymous, and try to blend in kek. Farmhands will sometimes make exceptions when it's actually relevant to know who's posting, and they'll go as far as to verify and use tripcodes, but they apparently decided it wasn't important here.
No. 569043
>>569041Nothing but that mirror she's always taking selfies with, and the Marilyn Monroe painting I mentioned.
I honestly don't know if he was a partner or employee. She mentioned having an apprentice (which is hilarious considering she has had no training or apprenticeship herself) once so maybe that's who he was?
No. 569070
>>569039Nah, if it says /pt/ in the address then you don't sage cause there is no sage on pt.
>>568862The way she does tattoos is so so old school. They always look like they were done in prison.
No. 569143
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Here she is with Scott Penisfold doing that hair shit. Your insecurity is showing again, Ick. did he have to buy you drinks because you're so broke from losing all your clientele?
No. 569151
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>>569143The only pose she knows. It’s so unnatural and awkward how she does this for every photo and tilts her head to that stupid angle to try and slim that chunky face as much as possible
No. 569158
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So I was reading through the last thread and the "gothic lolita" omgz soo xxxs and loose on my size 00 waist and wanted to show this for comparison (cropped for anonymity of course). We are using the same mirror in her shop and somehow wearing a similar skirt, oddly enough. I am NOT a size 00 waist and we look similar in size but I just had a baby. I wear a size 7 in jeans.
No. 569160
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look at those eye bags/wrinkles
No. 569185
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>>541833 the lost cast member to the Real housewives of Guelph
No. 569191
>>566224thanks for sticking up for SWs anon
im a camgirl and at least i actually profit off the sad pathetic men that she egostrokes for free
No. 569292
>>569189Haha, thanks anon! H&M.
>>569233ngl.. I would have loved to see her represent herself too. I can only imagine a Judge's reaction to her abduction story.
No. 569387
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>>569159Oh, Christ. I'm not the classiest person in the world, but I'd be so embarrassed to show up at someone's wedding looking like a 2009 screamo band groupie…it makes me mad because she could drop this dated style and look decent. She's not hideous, but I wore pretty much this exact look to an 8th grade dance. Fried to hell and back hair + scene girl combover + ugly streak combo included. Let go of the past, Vicky…
No. 569395
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>>569281
>>that poseThat pose is all anyone needs to know about Victoria Shingle because it showcases her psyche so well. It is such a shining tell of her deep-rooted insecurities and low self-esteem.
That's our Xena desperately trying to hide her double chin with that hand, in every single non-candid pic. It is the non-verbal equivalent of stuttering while saying something badass.
Vicky, I'm sure a lot of sisters here have fucked up sleeping patterns, nicotine habits, energy drink addictions, and a penchant for tasty processed foods, so we get that shit feels good (while also being habits formed out of poor stress management) (pro tip: you can lower your stress by putting 2-3 drops of tea tree oil in your bath, and not scamming people) but holy shit! If you're trying to be a public figure, you need to take care of yourself better. You're fucked up on the inside, fool, so your appearance suffers.
Hit the gym, fatty. You'll feel more confidence.
No. 569405
>>569386I'm confused as to how you knew to say 'he', but thanks a lot anon!
>>569387This is the part that baffles me the most about Vicky. She could be pretty (not on the inside though.. on the inside she's ugly) if she let go of her MySpace days and moved on to a natural, modern look. I guess she's afraid that if she did that she wouldn't be a ~speshul and yewniqueee~ snowflake, blend in with all the other blondes with big saggy tits, and disappear. Can't have the those compliments from neckbeards and obsessed fan girls who haven't seen her in person, go away. Then she might have to develop a personality. And definitely get a real job because being a scratcher isn't going to work out for her much longer.
But imagine how freeing that would be, Vick. No more hiding from the public because someone might snap a candid. No more hating on other women because they're more talented or more beautiful or less dirty. No more drinking alone at 2AM, writing cringey statuses on the net. No more balding because your hair might be healthy enough to grow back. And no more being a cow because the milk would dry up.
You could live some semblance of a normal life and maybe have a family by age 40 if you can find someone willing to listen to you talk about your astrophysics degree and eat your hockey puck Yorkshire puddings while you insist you trained Ramsay.
You could grow up. Just saying.
No. 569420
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This comment. Just amazing.
No. 569502
>>569159>>569160OT but is this woman wearing white to her mother's wedding or am i seeing things?
because of course that would be the kind of company shingles keeps.
No. 569533
>>569502That seems rude as hell to me, too. Unless she's a bridesmaid and the dresses are white.
>>569522This was actually posted last year so you're probably right about it breaking off during her next dye job because in person her hair is so thin at the scalp that it looks like she is losing it in clumps.
No. 569604
>>569395>>569405I can't believe people still don't understand the basics of mental illness. this is not some dumb bitch going OK, I'll try this and see if it works. this is a nutcase with serious issues. without intervention, she'll always be like this, guaranteed.
in the meantime, put aside the bafflement and stop trying to ascribe logical thought to someone inherently irrational.
No. 569662
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I like how Vicky tries to hide herself in pictures with other people. Shows how insecure she really is and how she doesn’t want to ruin the illusion that she looks like her digital painting shoops
No. 569948
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Don't know, but looks like we missed her bragging about having no stretchmarks. All her posts have somewhere in the comments her being a proper narc.
No. 569955
>>569948Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think there is products specifically designed to cover that stuff? You have to be talented to blend them into the skin (and this witch has 0 skill and talent) pretty sure she just seen that video of the artist who covers them up and wrote some bull shit lie of a status. Pretty sure Vic read this article and said she’s also a tetrachromat like this artist
It also says it takes 3-4 sessions and this lazy hamhog can’t even commit to ONE appointment
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.allure.com/story/disguising-stretch-marks-with-skin-colored-tattoos/amp No. 569991
>>569948was going to post that too b/c of all the ppl excitedly commenting about the scars they wanted covered. considering the hack jobs she's given other i hope none of them actually go to her.
and yes, this is more along the lines of cosmetic tattooing which someone should have the specialized knowledge and skills to pull off properly. as always she's talking out her ass like she's ever done it before while providing no photos to back up her claims.
No. 570003
>>569948The woman who tattoos her own imaginary face on anyone asking for a tattoo with a woman in it?
Jesus H., she's gonna tattoo her clown style makeup on the first ignorant person to request permanent eye or lip liner, and then they'll look like a chola just like Vic.
There's only one place in Guelph that does permanent makeup, i guess she's decided since she's got amazing makeup skills (lol) and amazing tattoo skills (double lol), this ought to be her realm.
No. 570017
>>569955>>569948Never quite understood this but I have limited knowledge on tattoos. What happens if you got a tan or something?
And yeah she's going to fuck this up hahaha.
>Tattoo products designed toYou're right anon, that's her usual made up bullshit
No. 570022
>>570017You just tan, the ink can fade from exposure over time. But generally if you take care of your ink and wear sunscreen it’ll be fine.
I can’t imagine Icky being proficient enough to do a straight line without having to edit it a million times in photoshop for a stencil. Not to mention I doubt she’d be able to do actual cosmetic tattooing without some kind of esthetician license as well. Not sure how that works in Canada though.
No. 570110
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hey Vicky, you forgot to add "in the event that I'm kidnapped and am busy intimidating my captor into letting me go, I will keep your money because I'm broke as fuck and most definitely NOT what anyone in their right mind would refer to as reputable".
the comments on this are even more cringey than this joke of a status. anyone willing to bet how much longer Sticky Von D stays in business?
No. 570119
>>570110I really don’t think she understands what a deposit is for. It’s to make sure the artist isn’t stood up for the work they put in. If the artist is late, constantly rescheduling or not showing up, then the customer is refunded.
She is so gross. I really hope she is forced to stop scarring innocent people.
No. 570131
>>570110i'm…. "most reputable" ….
VICKY
MOST ACTUALLY REPUTABLE TATTOO SHOPS WILL, IN FACT, RETURN DEPOSITS IF AN APPOINTMENT FALTERS ON BEHALF OF THE /ARTIST/. WHY? BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO RUNS A RePuTaBlE BUSINESS KNOWS THEY SHOULDN'T SPEND MONEY THEY HAVEN'T ACTUALLY "EARNED" YET.
If you weren't so steadily unreliable with your clients, they would happily rebook appointments you have to miss for personal reasons – provided you gave them notice!
However, because you consecutively fuck up, show up late for appointments, and make a general ass out of yourself by calling the taxi place next door when you're allegedly being kidnapped, they realize how much of a joke you are and seek out better people to give their money to.
Holy hell, Shingles, grow up.
No. 570165
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>>570124>rescheduled more than onceI am willing to bet that she stuck that part in there because she knows there are people (myself included) who she has rescheduled and didn't offer a discount to so she has to save herself. This bitch edits every post 30 time because she posts it before she takes a minute to use that "140 IQ" of hers to think about the potential backlash of what she's saying.
Hey Icky, you should never have to "reschedule" a tattoo more than once because once YOU'RE the reason it had to be "rescheduled", you should be refunding the deposit unless the client says otherwise. But you wouldn't know that because you don't actually know how to run a business.
>>570131Yeah, Vicky can't comprehend sound logic. She also thinks that touch ups on ink that has faded entirely because she doesn't know what she's doing is oUT oF tHE gOoDNeSS oF hEr HeArT. Yet somehow I've had 3 tattoos from Bry Simms (for local anons) touched up not only free, but without having to book a new tattoo.
By the way Vicky.. here's an excerpt from an ACTUAL "reputable" tattoo shop's FAQ section. This place has a 4.8 and you have a 1. And that's only because 0 isn't an option.
>Tattoo appointments require a small deposit, usually around $30-$100 depending on the size of the tattoo. This deposit is subtracted from the price of your tattoo on your appointment date. If you don't show up for your scheduled appointment or if you don't give us 48 hours notice of cancellation, then you may lose you deposit. "30-100 dollars". Not $140 you scam artist whore.
No. 570362
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Taking things that didn't happen for a 100, Dave!
No. 570366
>>570301Yep. And proper notice for Sticky canceling is apparently when your appointment starts.
For the record, I was going to snap some candids and videos during my appointment to post here so she's lucky she decided to be kidnapped that day. I mean.. how unfortunate and scary that "incident" must have been.
No. 570787
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>>541833ill take "things that never happened" for 1000 alex
No. 570788
>>570787Even if it did happen, it's only because no one from around here wants her to tattoo them. I hope she enjoys her 1-3 clients year flying down to be "inked up" because she's not going to be able to keep her shack open with that. Her reputation is destroyed around this area. Keep lurking though Vicky! It's all too obvious by your last few posts that you're
triggered by this lolcow thread.
No. 570828
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>>570812she posted a video of this super mario themed piece a couple days ago. nice to see her actually using color but it doesn't seem like any of the figures have an outline so it's hard to tell what they're look like over time.
No. 570868
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>>570799>>570828I can show you how her work heals over time. I had the first 8 hour session (light colour/lining/shading) done 8 years ago. Then the colour session done weeks later. Third picture was taken today. So much colour has faded out. I upped the contrast anand saturation on the pic I took because it looks like that's what she has done on hers but it doesn't help it much. I'll have to get it fixed by a better artist at some point. Until I found this thread I didn't even realize how poorly it healed because I hadn't seen those pictures in 8 years. Found the album when an anon linked it!
>>570798Anon in
>>570799 answered this pretty well but apart from how my sleeve healed, I had no idea she didn't know what she was doing or have any training. 100% my foolishness for not googling her but when I started out as her client 8 years ago, I took the word of my best friend who spoke highly of her. I really wish I had found this thread before I booked again (or even before my watercolour because I'm afraid it's going to fade to all hell now) but unfortunately we found it too little too late.
No. 570914
>>570868Holy shit that color fell out like crazy, and the linework looks like the "linework" on a stick and poke tattoo I have that's almost 25 years old.
She really doesn't know what she's doing at all. Some of her work doesn't look THAT terrible when it's fresh, if she just got a bit of training she could improve technique. But of course, she's the best freehand tattoo artist ever who knows everything about tattoos and if her tattoos all go to shit, it must be everyone else's fault because she does everything perfectly.
No. 570917
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Guise, she just woke up like this, color blown out, filtered and pixelated. What should she do??
No. 570933
>>570917She woke up with extensions on too.
>>570929I imagine it was more like "when you wake up alone, stumble over your cats, put on make up and extensions and just edit the fuck out of a photo to get 5 spambot to suck your ego dick" #thatssovicky
No. 570938
>>570917>guy bestie and his gfs placethat just sounds so
stiltedjust say friends, wtf
No. 570959
>>570828Everything always looks so goddamn fuzzy, it hurts my eyes when I look at this thread.
I'm gonna bet good money that she doesn't do linework because it requires you to have a steady hand and talent and you can spot a clear crooked line a mile away. Ironically, Vicky seems so full of herself and so insecure at the same time.
All of her tatts are blurry mess so that no one can eyeball her incompetence.
No. 570981
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No. 571035
>>570827That's the most hilarious part for me about her claims to have judged tattoo conventions. If that were true, she would have about 1000
fuzzy, low quality pictures and videos, never-ending brags about how amazing she was and how everyone wouldn't stop telling her that her body was art, and statuses about the most mundane things she did while in Argentina.
>hi guyzzz, this is me sharing a hotel room with my guy bestieee. no makeuppp or filterssss just waiting for the ink gods to summon me back to the conventionnn so I'm taking a video of me obsessing over me. but you have to squint until your eyes are almost closed to make out that I'm hereeee No. 571037
Also, I'm surprised that no one has said anything about her leg in
>>570981It's freaking huge for someone who claims to be a size 0/small/sooooo uber tiny. 🙄
No. 571072
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Imagine being so insecure you blur and filter yourself THAT MUCH. I see she’s wearing those same spandex shorts again. Imagine how bad those things smell? Her chunky sweaty ass squeezed into those things all day everyday barf
No. 571166
File: 1536185785811.jpg (194.26 KB, 1080x733, Screenshot_20180905-180549_Chr…)
But Vic.. your personality is just as ugly as your outward appearance because it's just as fake. Writing a status to reassure yourself isn't going to change who you are or how insecure you are about the way you look. All the filters in the world will never fix the fact that you're ugly on the inside.
No. 571269
File: 1536196203682.jpg (478.74 KB, 809x1523, Screenshot_20180906-110356_Ins…)
>self tanner on the old stuff so it looks lighter than it is
okay vic. there's no shame in a tattoo fading over time, but I guess you can't admit that since it's only a few years old.
No. 571315
>>571269Don't worry about the "self tanner", Vic. The new trash will resemble the old trash very shortly. No sense even going over the old shit.
On a serious note, no artist worth their salt would ever praise her for this and if she were at all in touch with the industry, she would know this.
No. 571335
>>571290yup, i've seen better self done tattoos but she's gotta pat herself on the back since no other decent artist is going to.
that high pain tolerance tag, oml. also funny how she had no problem immediately showing this off but we still haven't had a full view of her 'tummy ink'. and while having a little blood during a tattoo is normal, one shouldn't be "bleeding out", no wonder the healed work looks so shitty.
also, who is that dude she tagged? his ig is mostly tattoo memes and the link to the shop didn't work.
No. 571431
>>571269>Her own tattoos heal as shitty as her clients' do>Still acts like she's an actual tatto artist and continues to ruin the bodies of others>Lies about the reason for her shit quality tattoos by saying she wasn't as good back then or she's allergic to red inkVic, you gonna cover up your self-portrait too? It's a dead giveaway for your narcissism
>>571415That's because in her mind, no one will ever be as amazing as she is. Either that or she knows their work is going to look far superior to anything she has already done on herself. Plus she won't have ~omgzz #highpaintolerance~ bragging rights if someone else does it.
No. 571486
File: 1536251258395.jpg (401.48 KB, 1080x1015, Screenshot_20180906-122333_Ins…)
>>571458Like this poor man. I reckon this is going to look like shit in a few years
No. 571494
>>571166Lol she thinks we only make fun of her for her looks.
Lol no. It's her outlandish lies and awful tattooing mostly.
No. 571588
>>571541Not only that, but fake tanner wouldn’t fade ink in this way. If anything it’d make the colors look darker/more saturated.
So Vicky, were you lying to hide the fact that your home tattoos are faded and blown out to shit, or are you for some reason slathering yourself in foundation—not fake tanner—and then tattooing without wiping it off? Either way, it’s fucking daft.
No. 571784
File: 1536313195304.jpg (185.93 KB, 1079x608, Screenshot_20180907-053719_Chr…)
Now Vic is a rap expert. "Mgk had some good raps" jesus fucking christ hahahah
No. 572598
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>>570981The comments left on the blurry potato shot, kek this lardy uggo is pressed. Your autism is showing, Icky.
No. 572663
File: 1536492202350.png (32.44 KB, 507x403, VickynRap.png)
Vicky has been on a roll lately.
>G-Eazy
>Eminem
>Denzel Curry
>Jay Z
>Snoop Dogg
Now that's a combo. Three rappers everyone and their mum knows, I'm surprised there's no Ice Cube there. Especially since G-Eazy and Denzel are rappers who are currently charting, makes you think that… maybe Vicky doesn't actually listen to rap at all and is trying to be relevant?
No. 572672
>>572598She is always so
triggered when someone calls her out on trying to hide her ugly with potato quality videos and pics. I think the only one crying here was her. Who reacts like that to a simple question? That's the reaction of a 12 year old kid. You're such a soggy old cunt, Shingles.
No. 572806
File: 1536524145791.jpeg (86.19 KB, 750x437, D65F7F38-4DCB-40FB-A8F2-5A5EF5…)
Vicky is the only girl in the world to get a tattoo of a rose on her neck and everyone just copied her!!!
No. 573041
>>572680>>572672Indeed. Even a flip phone wouldn’t take a shot that blurry, she has clearly made herself as indiscernible as possible to hide her fug. As if anyone will believe it’s all the camera’s fault.
>don’t give a flying fuckYet this was the only comment you responded to Icky, just to reeeee about how you don’t care. surejan.gif
No. 573342
File: 1536613577989.png (52.04 KB, 291x313, Screen Shot 2018-09-10 at 9.30…)
Lol don't do it! don't do it!
No. 573462
File: 1536631416947.jpg (233.13 KB, 514x560, red ink allergy.jpg)
>>573342the lengths she goes to pretending tattooing herself doesn't hurt but other things do is hilarious. still claiming she's allergic to red ink so ppl don't point out how shitty it heals. also doesn't know what t cell are, kek.
No. 573488
>>573462She is as dense as a bag of rocks. Her education is wikipedia based. Hence why she ordered a tattoo gun off the internet in the first place. She knew she could never go to post-secondary or eventually have an actual career.
Not shocked she doesn't know what T cells are, lol. This is the woman who googles a synonym for every other word she uses in a post in an attempt to sound smarter but ends up using most of them out of context and sounding 10x more idiotic than she would have, had she kept the original wording. It's painful, really.
No. 574279
File: 1536764178382.jpg (626.64 KB, 1080x1547, 20180912_105321.jpg)
This is an older pic but I'm just seeing it now. Why the hell are her "icy eyezzz" different colours?
No. 574286
File: 1536764927527.png (4.04 MB, 750x1334, B6C66F04-9A1B-4A89-87FC-CF01C9…)
>>574282Definitely not icy here
No. 574300
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>>574286Hmm you're right Anon, I went through her tagged pics and comparing to this girl her eyes are not ~icyyy~. Actually they look kinda dark even tho the lightning is good. Maybe she uses some kind of lamp right in front of her plus the abuse of filters in her videos to make them look like that. I don't think she's too smart to think about wearing contacts, but who knows.
No. 574328
>>574279Every photoshopped picture her eyes are wonkey as fuck. A lot of her pictures her eyes are hazel she doesn’t have ~icey eyes~ just another photoshopped facade like her
size 0 waist. Her hand is so chunky there she has man hands.
No. 574330
File: 1536773155398.jpeg (159.09 KB, 750x1211, DCCB9F88-EAA5-44B8-A5B2-83EFE3…)
>>574286Jesus Christ. Look how huge that unfortunate forehead is! She needs to stop bleaching her hair. No wonder she still rocks the scene kid comb over bangs. She’s hiding that tenhead she has.
No. 574364
File: 1536778321419.png (274.25 KB, 1330x434, 1476811112722.png)
>>574346As someone who saw her in person just weeks ago I can confirm that her hair is the literal epitome of a damaged mess. She barely has any left.
Also, came across this screenshot earlier on one of the old threads and almost lost my lunch laughing. She is pissed that people are making fun of her for gaining weight and claiming it's due to to a "thyroid issue". Yet during my appointment she went on for a good 10 minutes about how it's "impossible" for her to gain weight. In her words: "it's as if my body just caps out at a certain healthy weight. I can eat like a man but I can't get fat. I just look super toned due to how fast I can swing my sword when I train."
No joke guys. Real shit that has come out of her mouth, that I had to grin and bear knowing full-well the body she was hiding under that giant Slipknot shirt. No one cares that you're not a IMVU character, Icky. Weight means very little when you are an authentic and kind person. It's just that you are a shit person and you pretend that you're something else. I'm convinced that you somehow believe it now.
No. 574379
>>574330My god this is Kiki levels of forehead. Whit happened to "my gorgeous tresses are all my own, don't be mad cuz your hair fell off when your man pulled on it"
Vic is lucky she can't keep a romantic partner long enough to pull on her already-dropping-out clip ins.
No. 574413
File: 1536782512899.jpg (314.83 KB, 1079x1183, 20180912_155802.jpg)
>Realism
Kek. This poor dog looks depressed. Like it knows it will melt into a blob of indiscernible shit in a few years. Why is she proud of this?
No. 574671
File: 1536819044603.jpeg (862.35 KB, 1242x1910, B2014222-1713-494E-BC2F-A1E6CB…)
Really Vicky?
No. 574725
File: 1536841771230.jpg (83.77 KB, 626x757, 1479944196863.jpg)
>>574671In other words
>look how toned and skinny I look thanks to photoshop - I mean - sword workoutsDon't forget what you really look like, Shingles.
No. 574737
File: 1536843113104.jpeg (279.04 KB, 1127x1258, 4BB17067-0277-4DB6-82A8-38A675…)
>>574671Even badly photoshops her mirror pictures. Look how the mirror in the back is warped and her right tit is a different colour. Also the way the top is sitting is so stretched out her arms are a wobbly blur. Too many fails going on here
No. 574822
>>574737lol that stink face, looks like she got a wiff of her own stank. Just so much is wrong with this picture, the prolapsed anus mouth, the tit edit that makes her hand and elbow look swollen, the butt shoop, the awful wig, her terrible makeup and eyebrows, the waist shoop, and the pixel potato quality. I imagine Vic spent HOURS editing this picture and probably thinks it looks amazing, poor girl, not only is she ugly she's stupid too.
No. 574838
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>>574725Her boobs are small and kinda flabby. Also this is the monster I see at the end of my bed when I have sleep paralysis
No. 574861
File: 1536861250873.jpg (556.37 KB, 1080x1673, 20180913_135245.jpg)
Anyone gonna critique this one? I'm not a tattoo snob so this one doesn't look too bad in comparison to a lot of her other scratcher hack jobs. And the video isn't superblurry and pixelated as it normally would be
No. 574931
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Lol size 0 ;)
No. 575107
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>>574737!! HATERS WILL SAY ITS PHOTOSHOP !! it actually only takes Vicky 2 months of flailing her sword around to get her body like this!!!! Not only is she a master healer but her body gets cut and fit at alarming fast rates as well! Personal trainers and doctors HATE HER
No. 575920
File: 1537074246282.jpeg (134.55 KB, 688x750, 8E2CEDE1-0D8E-4F82-9559-56762D…)
Another butchery. Fresh tattoo looks like the ink is blown out already and the mouth of the dragon is a nightmare. This is going to get so bad with time
No. 576025
File: 1537118342131.jpg (182.12 KB, 480x595, yikes.jpg)
>>575920she actually thinks this is even remotely traditional japanese, my sides. watching the video on ig, there's these weird red lines that look like she tattooed this poor person with no ink. the back is such a mess, the water has rounded ends and then suddenly points, and the choice put them in the bend of the pit like that, holy fuck.
No. 576041
>>576025wait, Vic made those red marks? tbh I thought this was a coverup tattoo and those marks were the old one
though they are red and look freshly irritated…
No. 576116
File: 1537137169560.png (6.31 MB, 1125x2436, C66CCD17-8771-4B18-8F87-C0C83D…)
Oops missed a spot!
No. 576187
>>576172I have no idea these days how she's still getting work because of all the bad shit floating around about her. I think most of the people who get tattoos from her are either extremely trashy people who are mates with her mates on facebook and the other ones are naive and don't know her history.
The anon that came here didn't seem to know anything bad about Vick prior so I'd say there's a lot of ignorance about who Vicky really is.
If I saw her work I'd immediately be like NOPE, but Vick always states in the captions that it's healing or not finished so perhaps people don't realise what they are getting themselves into.
No. 576193
>>576187Also she filters, fucks with the colours and photoshops the tattoos after taking a picture with a 1 megapixel phone so I can see someone who doesn't know shit about tattoos being like 'oh that doesn't look too bad'
I didn't think that realistic Bull terrier one on her youtube was that bad until anons pointed out how warped it looked and how things were wrong. Then I was like actually wow I see what they mean.
No. 576223
>>576187Or inmates. They look like prison tattoos.
>>576172The left red line looks like cellulitis. But that’s probably the “customers fault” or “bad after care”. She dangerous, a public health hazard.
No. 576336
File: 1537203541420.jpg (352.66 KB, 1080x1848, Screenshot_20180917-125724_Chr…)
Vicky is starved for attention again and these empty-headed neckbeards feed into it
No. 576389
>>576371xcuse me this is vicky we're talking about of course
regular people might be in danger but I'll have u know that she's stared at danger right in the face and convinced her sword to not harm her
No. 576591
>>576336In her head she's painting this image of this badass, whiskey drinking, sword wielding, blonde bombshell and it's hilarious because most people see it for what it really is, some sad drunk alone woman in her 30's swinging around a weapon in order to look cool for internet points.
The people that believe her are either desperate for pussy or mentally ill stans like privatbomboni or wtf her name is.
No. 576819
File: 1537318702941.jpg (446.21 KB, 1080x1551, Screenshot_20180918-205622_Ins…)
why does it feel like she shopped her hair this color, lel. the dark strands sticking out the bottom always cracks me up.
No. 576837
File: 1537321045822.jpeg (349.16 KB, 750x612, 4185F52E-43E0-44C5-9C52-51955F…)
>>576819The fake plastic flowers melted into her skin it seems
No. 576949
File: 1537329210853.jpg (17.55 KB, 220x480, vicky.jpg)
Friend was looking to get a tattoo and found this in the local artist's portfolio. Looks like Vicky is inspiring artists even abroad with her majestic visage.
No. 576986
File: 1537342826018.jpeg (34.42 KB, 479x307, 8B6FF62D-1352-4A29-A1E8-9F20D1…)
>>576819Dat prolapsed anus mouth tho
No. 576991
File: 1537344417768.jpeg (336.31 KB, 750x747, 51DE33B2-61B1-490D-839D-1791A6…)
>>576837Ffs shingles if you are going to insist on shooping yourself into orbit at least make an effort. Not that your fedora-tipping fans will notice the difference
No. 577042
File: 1537360140269.jpg (62.16 KB, 297x214, 1537318702941_2018091913192179…)
The longer I look the worse it gets, originally I was just routinely horrified by the orange palms and fake tanned dirt ingrained knuckles but then I noticed more and more, it's like looking at a visual representation of the tell tale heart, with every beat it becomes more warped.. Complete lack of inner elbow or wrist and what the fuck is that square on her toe?? I-is that supposed to be a nail??? Every image she uploads should be critiqued complete with crossings out and question marks and swiftly reposted to her comments with "do better shingles" scrawled across it.
Seriously, do better icky. Wear fucking gloves at least.
No. 577058
>>576819where is Frankie? has he given up? has he moved on to another tripod?
also, the most hilarious part of this shoop for me is that she has probably been working on it for days. you're so gross, Shingles. wash yourself.
No. 577070
File: 1537367676584.jpg (596.03 KB, 1080x1551, fixedvicky.jpg)
>>576819tried to fix it for her.
The only way to fix the baboon lips was to overlay another womans lips on top….
No. 577078
>>577070It's crazy to witness how truly delusional she is, seeing how much better this looks versus what she thinks looks good. Holy shit. Those baboon lips are terrifying.
I'll give her this though - at least she isn't stupid enough to get them manufactured to look like that in person. Either that or she's too broke to afford it.
No. 577525
>>577058Why do you think she's randomly clutching a sheet with a shooped in rose
She's holding Frankies remote
Pls treat urself to a treasure hunt by looking at some of ole toria's digital paintingsss and spot the awkward and super creative ways she tries to hide Frankie's little appendage
No. 577748
>>577048I think she fake tanned herself and got it all under her nails. That was her excuse with the hair dye.
I sure hope the bitch actually wears gloves when she tattoos, because if not, she's gross.
No. 577802
File: 1537498531284.jpeg (507.56 KB, 750x949, A1A3C64F-0036-4B36-8E92-88498D…)
Shingles put the poor moggie down before he catches fleas from you, ya skanky hag
No. 577865
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You can really see how stubby and hammy her fingers/arm are here. Nobody with a normal weight looks like that, from that camera angle.
No. 577871
>>577802The cat is so embarrased to have been forced to pose with her, it hid its face.
I'm surprised she didn't shoop one onto the back of its head.
No. 577901
File: 1537533843280.jpeg (122.82 KB, 750x1173, D6BD19B3-F5D2-4ED3-B974-5F9708…)
LMAO Harvard black belt in photoshop y’all
No. 577907
>>577844Even though she shoops like crazy, I'm starting to think the one eye higher than the other is actually her face.
Girl has a bad case of the Shannon Dougherty. Her shit makeup probably emphasizes it. I mean there are attractive people with the same thing like Ryan Gosling, but even straighten out the eye and she is still quite the beast.
No. 577923
>>577910It does. Such a strange sequence of photos. I get that with the caption she was trying to aim for 'look I can be cute AND deadly' but it seems very bizarre to post a picture holding a cat and then in the same outfit and hair in the next photo holding a sword with fake shooped blood everywhere.
Like if she'd taken it in a different setting or outfit or posted the pictures separate from each other it wouldn't be as creepy.
No. 577926
>>577070I don't think her hair is shooped. I think it's just patchy as hell and looks darker in certain parts where she hasn't bleached as light.
The same thing happened with her cyannnn hair. It was blue in some parts and green in others.
A girl I know irl has terrible patchy bleached hair and when she dyes it unnatural colours, literally the same thing will happen as Vick's hair in these pictures. She'll have purple in some parts and greyish ashy brown parts where the purple sits on top of the darker bleached shit.
I bet when her hair is just bleach blonde, irl it probably looks orangey/yellow in some parts. She probably photoshops her hair lighter. When I first bleached my hair yellow (it took two processes) it looked barbie yellow and awful, but in photos on snapchat and on my phone, it looked platinum blonde not yellow.
I bet her christina aguleira hair is yellow as Bart Simpson's penis.
No. 577933
>>577865I laughed because I get a hammy midget vibe from this photo. Trisha Paytas-esque. Dwarf…hammy…midgety vibes.
Anyone catch my drift?
No. 577990
File: 1537560850642.jpeg (153.14 KB, 750x1218, 6A30E6DE-D82D-4AD8-AE83-11A453…)
>>577865Her iris is stretched and warped her nose is so poorly shooped and blurred and her hair just seems to melt into a blurred mess. The nose makes me laugh the most. Nothin can fix that honker beak she has in real life. Stupid sad smelly girl
No. 578134
File: 1537583760509.jpg (22.05 KB, 206x275, 1474407410578.jpg)
>>577802She's a class A catfish. She spends all her time showing off to people online what she wishes she could be/look like, in reality she's just a bitter aging women that was once popular on myspace and is desperately trying to hold on to whatever little online attention her sausage fingers can get.
No. 578142
>>578134it's very sad. I can't even feel bad for her though because she is a truly horrible and selfish person with zero genuine relationships. it must be lonely but she's done it to herself.
>she should be studied for sciencethis killed me. kek.
No. 578238
File: 1537615591308.jpg (386.25 KB, 1080x1480, Screenshot_20180922-070940_Chr…)
Does anyone else find her profile particularly pathetic and hilarious? No real accomplishments or education to mention there so we have:
"radio personality" aka 'I am annoying and ignored on a few of these loaded radio shows before I get kicked off entirely for having nothing of substance to input"
"magazine cover model" aka "I self-submit pics I've taken with a timer that are shooped into oblivion, to internet magazines that only know me to be the fake success that I pretend to be" also linked to her own name because even Facebook thinks that putting that in there as a job is sad. can you imagine what Icky's resume would look like if she were to make one?
"professional tattoo artist" aka "I have never had any formal training but I did read my mom's books and she was not a tattooist and taught me all I know. I also didn't apprentice because I'm naturally gifted in ruining the skin of others" ..you can't call yourself a professional if you don't understand the definition of that term, Ick. the people who are actually professionals in your line of work use you as an example of how NOT to get tattooed.
No. 578380
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I don’t think this has been posted before but she claims to have a secretary? Holy shit this made me howl when reading it. The extravagant lies she spews out and the facade that’s she’s so successfulllllllllll and busy that she has her own little assistant. You fucking wish, shingles. You washed up old scene kid. I’ve never seen someone lie so much about everything. She sounds like she’s schizo living in her own fantasy world
No. 578388
>>578012 as noted in
>>578078 it's narc delusion taken to the extreme, meaning she can't change even if she wanted to. She's also dumb as a rock, which obviously doesn't help anything.
She'll always be like this.
No. 578411
>>578380
>my system no longer allowsimplying she even bothers to transfer her appointment information outside of facebook messenger lmao
>my secretaryconsidering she's rarely in her studio, always late for appointments, had to get next door to leave a note on her door when she was being kidnapped, & couldn't even afford the taxi ride to tattoo-anon's appointment without her deposit, i think its safe to say she doesn't have anybody on payroll
No. 578438
>>578380Oh my holy hell I wish she hadn't removed that so I could comment it. That's hilarious. She probably got called out on not having a secretary and being full of shit. She probably just saw this thread and was
triggered knowing how accurate it is that she will die alone and still act 16 at age 40, with nothing to show for it. So she needed to reinstate her ~I'm so successful~ facade. Icky, I know you're reading this. Give back the deposits you've STOLEN, admit that no one in their right mind wants to work for or with you (apart from that poor boy who wanted to off himself sharing your shack with you), and stop pretending you actually have people book with you. You don't have many clients. You don't have ANY money. And you don't have a SHRED of success or anything to be proud of in this life. Grow up Icky. Or don't. I enjoy cringing at your lies.
No. 578442
File: 1537665189367.jpg (866.76 KB, 1818x551, 20180922_210900.jpg)
>an reschedule
what show is she talking about and how is that relevant to offering "mega deals" to try and book work for herself?
unfortunately there are ppl who go for cheap tattoos regardless of quality and i feel like that makes up a significant amount of her clients.
No. 578887
>>577865 she photoshopped her fucking roots lmfaoReally, Momo?? Attacking the fanbase while spreading positivity my dudes??
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No. 578954
>>578452oh, i didn't know that but was more referencing the amount of times she's offering 'deals'.
>>578462derp, was slow on interpreting the vicky speak.
No. 579224
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The editing here, especially her nose, holy shit. It looks nothing like her at all, save for the overlined chola baboon ass lips. Also, her blowing a kiss with those greasy lips and tombstone teeth made me throw up in my mouth a little.
No. 579271
File: 1537801600264.jpg (425.74 KB, 1080x1848, Screenshot_20180924-110500_Chr…)
Run while you still can, appointment lady. She won't show up and steal your deposit. She's being kidnapped tomorrow!
No. 579306
File: 1537806571511.jpg (154.18 KB, 937x855, vic.jpg)
This is one of her worst shoops yet. Check out dem icy eyes and that plump face.
No. 579332
File: 1537809495189.jpeg (129.8 KB, 750x1163, 2A92A948-7EA8-43FF-9045-781876…)
>>579306Her waist has its own gravitational pull and blurs everything around it
No. 579339
>>579306This looks like a woman who has facial burn scars that were badly photoshopped away. And why is her nose disappearing?
>>579317She ate it.
No. 579585
File: 1537844795572.jpg (766.47 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180924-225708_Ins…)
Does she think it isn't obvious how many filters are on this crap? I've shown some of the guys at work her pics and videos (I'm also a man so no jealousy here Vicky) and they usually ask why she looks so fake.
So I'm not sure who she thinks she's fooling but it has to be a small minority of her half-witted, desperate followers. These guys didn't know who she was but didn't think she was at all attractive. Most comments and questions are about the possibility that she's a man in drag.
No. 579592
File: 1537845481966.jpeg (609.89 KB, 750x1248, 2C0F68BE-43E5-4259-897F-CEAA57…)
This nose edit, I’m howling
No. 579713
File: 1537871523628.jpeg (191.72 KB, 750x1122, B6C18580-FF8D-493D-A4C5-D64C28…)
This is fucking hilarious. Most people get better at things with practice, but in the space of five years she has actually got worse at shooping.
No. 579714
File: 1537872088149.jpeg (421.81 KB, 750x964, 776CC5EB-903B-43EF-872A-029F81…)
>lives in Canada
>claims she was born in Northern Ireland
>puts on cringy fake accent and insists she is “British”
>spouts xenophobic shit about a country she doesn’t live in
>”a country who”
Maybe learn to speak English before you criticise migrants who are probably better educated than you, Victoria
No. 579723
File: 1537874962233.jpg (584.55 KB, 1080x1676, 20180925_212326.jpg)
>>579306it really is something to behold. there's a weird glitch line across her neck, hair and hand, a missing nostril, her knee looks like pacman eating the couch and some weird black line over her leg tattoo (probably pen she hasn't washed off)
No. 579754
File: 1537880278246.png (246.81 KB, 739x257, Screen Shot 2018-09-25 at 8.55…)
>>541833Obvious photoshop is obvious lol, but you nevvvver photoshop your pictures right victoria? lol
No. 579910
File: 1537921374278.jpeg (1.37 MB, 1195x1726, D4F972A7-2C39-49F6-8CB8-61F8D8…)
Her forehead is….inspiring
No. 580134
File: 1537991747392.jpeg (81.98 KB, 689x678, C7AD948B-9BED-4F90-9E53-B836AC…)
>>579910The nose on the face filter is so funny in comparison to how her beak actually looks.
No. 580376
File: 1538044865471.jpeg (184.84 KB, 750x855, 9E61BB49-940F-447A-B6A1-187E12…)
More fishing for attention from her devoted neckbeard fedora bro fans with vague status updates
No. 580435
File: 1538066977955.jpg (445.09 KB, 1080x1681, 20180927_124712.jpg)
trying to low-key ask if anyone will date her in a hammy state
No. 580497
File: 1538076318696.jpg (45.02 KB, 476x383, jesus chris vic sit down.JPG)
>>580398Vicky is defending him and claiming that "his ex girlfriend who has mental illness" framed him despite the fact that he has ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED. What an absolute whackjob. If trying to defend a convicted pedophile doesn't turn her few remaining fans on her nothing will.
No. 580506
>>580497I believe this is her brother's ex Mel, the one that took the photos of Vic at the wedding dress runway show.
There is absolutely no excuse and reason to defend someone who is into child porn and there would not be a criminal trial if there wasn't enough evidence. One flash drive wouldn't be enough.
No. 580580
>>580497I'll give her some slack. People are usually blind to their family members and think they know them best.
Thing is, if he uses that defense, computer forensic experts can locate the meta data on the files, where they came from, when they're accessed, etc. I'm American, but work in the legal system and one case had cp on a defendant's computer. Fortunately for him, it was never viewed and was probably downloaded in bulk with the rest of the pornography which was all consensual adults.
CP cases actually have funding and it's pretty easy to do thorough forensics on it. If it indeed came from an ex's flash drive they can trace it and even see how many times he opened the files and at what times as well as it's origin. These results come back in minutes so if we see these charges aren't dismissed than we have ourselves a Shingelton pedo.
No. 580591
>>580497I know we all praise mama shingles for being gorg and pity her for being walked all over by Vicky, but damn if she didn’t raise two complete duds.
One delusional narc and a pedo who’s got a little girl kink.
No. 580637
File: 1538106597027.jpeg (178.63 KB, 750x821, EA9704FB-855F-444A-9524-FC44F4…)
>moshi moshi tinfoil desu
She’s still lurking here and is getting flustered over the lolcow boolies being mean to her so she’s reposting this shit as a form of vaguebooking so the fedoras can commence asspatting
No. 580692
>>580497I know Mel is aware that this site/Vic's threads exist, but I'm not sure if she regularly keeps up with it. I hope she sees this and does something about it, because Victoria seriously can't get away with serious allegations like that. It's disgusting.
CP is taken very seriously in Canada and no doubt their investigation lead them to linking said flash drive with Laird beyond hearsay.
No. 581008
File: 1538174533515.jpeg (437.12 KB, 750x1130, BA17E015-B1C6-4713-8D78-7C980D…)
>>580998kek, this is Mel, looking like a legit alt model who gets booked for actual shoots and not an obese, putrid old hag who spends her life shooping selfies and pretending someone else took them while stuffing her fat face with Cheetos in her trash-filled shack. No wonder she’s a salty cunt, I hope she gets dragged to hell for this slanderous shit
No. 581040
>>581028It’s the Mel that this anon was referring to
>>580998So it would seem that there are two Mels who’ve got Shingles in their bad books, I hope that the brother’s ex-girlfriend who posted in the thread a couple of years ago (see:
>>580700) visits us with some more milk
No. 583394
File: 1538361131416.jpeg (557.99 KB, 750x1177, 266B253E-3A1B-4E74-B002-73D311…)
Good to see her overworking the skin and trying to incorporate what she thinks she looks like into her tattoos as usual. Bonus points for:
>#inprogress
Never change, Shingles
No. 583508
File: 1538405841789.jpg (35.54 KB, 517x200, vic.jpg)
Any tattoo artist worth going to is going to have at least a month wait list with some having over a year! This just shows that Vic is running out of customers and needs to hustle (and offer discounts) for more work to try to pay for her shack.
No. 583574
>>583394what a hot mess. she's done three sessions on this and it's still not done, added a bunch of crap on the one side - maybe to hide that stand of hair that didn't make sense - and idk if she's leaving the necklace like that but it looks incomplete. the white highlight on the one eye really emphasizes how mismatched they are, she just puts it wherever and it rarely ever does what it's supposed.
would like to see her participate in drawlloween or inktober to show off her drawing skills haha.
No. 583778
File: 1538446792974.png (186.71 KB, 750x1334, EFD10973-4495-4949-AFED-FB6F02…)
Tfw Vicky is about to get schooled in the actual meaning of the word slander…
Imagine having your brother arrested for CP and then finding the time to fake an accent the next day in a video going on about your sword fighting skills. If I were her, I’d deactivate my Facebook and crawl under a rock.
No. 583787
File: 1538449012092.jpg (697.45 KB, 1564x1564, IMG_20181001_225533.jpg)
guys I'm crying what is this garbage
No. 583796
File: 1538451003189.gif (2.11 MB, 424x240, FFDADBCB-3094-42AD-A188-405C3A…)
>>583778Please please please let this be more than an idle threat, Mel!
No. 583880
File: 1538472066766.jpeg (475.12 KB, 750x1055, B41FFAAF-7A21-428D-86A8-2810BF…)
She has edited her face into someone else’s entirely in this heinous clip addressing ~Da HaTuRz~ who think she can’t swing a sword. And that accent, holy shit my sides are in outer space.
No. 583881
>>583880lmao who tf is that even
some of her shoops look a little bit like valeria lukyanova that russian barbie chick, i know its probably a reach but does anyone see what i mean?
No. 583892
>>583886thank you for the validation lol esp all her final fantasy katana fruit ninja fantasy edits are kinda on par with valerias like "fan" edits
i want to see her animorph out of her pre historic scene kid image into a instathot of the now
is vick finally catching up?
No. 583904
File: 1538479780236.jpeg (190.23 KB, 750x1000, 8D463A7E-E364-4023-8024-36A266…)
>>583881She fucking wishes! Don’t try to bump saying she looks like a fucking human Barbie. Maybe the plus sized animated shopped knock off version looool
No. 583938
File: 1538491990569.png (482.91 KB, 469x569, Screen Shot 2018-10-02 at 10.5…)
I can see it. this is her future, like a english fish wife. saggy milk bag hanging off a nail titties and all
No. 583989
File: 1538500154903.jpeg (138.26 KB, 750x1334, 49807F46-F457-4B2B-9344-DF1168…)
>>583904I like how she has always shooped even her fingernails. Nothing about this cow is real lmao
No. 583992
File: 1538500412430.jpeg (146.18 KB, 696x857, FADC3D70-C021-454E-B17D-D74D02…)
She makes such hideous faces in her videos. Also, check out those jowls and clown-like overlined bottom lip.
No. 583993
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No. 583994
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No. 583996
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No. 584001
File: 1538500959661.jpeg (120.28 KB, 740x907, F9715A94-E11D-4560-8745-3A276B…)
Hey Vicky, this snap chat face filter is doing NO favours for you. Also you flail around a shitty cheap replica like a cringey neck beard. Not a real sword. Get over yourself and grow up. This video gave me second hand embarrassment.
>>583997I agree, anon. She looks old and ragged more and more. She needs to learn how to take off her makeup before going to bed. Imagine waking up and doing drag queen make up with spider leg eyelashes to not even go out but to sit around your room making cringe videos for social media to ~stick it to tha haturzZz~ in a botched accent and show how totally NOT bothered she is.
She makes herself look crazy she posts so many statuses and videos of how she soOoOo doesn’t give a shit but it clearly stings her if she keeps posting about the shit we post here. Keep lurking icky Vicky. Your life is a sad yet entertaining one
No. 584028
File: 1538505983563.jpg (77.66 KB, 738x960, 7e7960bdeb7c014c3071d23a0b4da9…)
>>583904uuh, have you seen the girl anon is talking about? she doesn't look like "human barbie" she looks like a PS mess.
No. 584074
>>584028i'm just now realizing this woman shrunk her lips at least 20x their normal size/length. how the fuck did anybody ever fall for this.
she is naturally prettier than Vic though.
No. 584104
>>584103anon, she's saying that those tiny lips are not photoshop.
she may have looked okay before surgery, but sure doesn't know.
plus the after is what vick keeps trying to emulate.
No. 584110
>>583992She “contoured” her nose so heavily it looks dirty and like she’s wearing someone else’s face.
I also hate this weird orange filter she obsessively uses.
No. 584166
File: 1538533409547.jpeg (70.42 KB, 464x700, 189554B2-0941-4408-9ACA-352954…)
>>584001I mean she shoops everything, but this photo makes her fingers look longish whereas that video gave her stubby sausage fingers. Must’ve used some sort of weird filter on the video that changes the size of everything because her fingers shrunk.
No. 584238
>>584218Anon, leave the name and subject field empty, are you saying icky tried to shag your bf? Ewww I hope you were both able to overcome that terrifying ordeal. If you/he have any images you'd like to drop (purely for research purposes only obv) then please do!
Edit ninja'd by
>>584237 but sentiment still stands.
No. 584300
>>541833I've been saying this for a while icky's been known to sleep with any dude she can get her hands on including married dudes and dudes who have long term girlfriends she's a well known slew. its not that she's extremely desirable she's just a extremely easy lay.
she's not well liked in the toronto scene because this dumpy little troll sleeps with just about anyone -with their beer goggles on or who falls for photoshop traps- who will take her home.
No. 584430
>>584323but that's the loophole, anon. she's obviously talking about one of the many different girls in her shoop'd selfies and not her IRL.
maybe all of vick's selfies are characters! that's why she has so many different careers and educations. one is a physicist, one is a sexy super model, one is a kendo/samurai master, etc.
it all makes sense now as to why she tells such outlandish stories and never shoops herself consistently.
No. 584685
>>584656I’ll save you all a 4 minute cringefest… Vicky is at 4:28.
W I D E L O A D
No. 584700
File: 1538641186120.png (846.84 KB, 562x913, ca0f8087e2b3cbd0e46dc30834bebb…)
>>584656Y E S. Now that's a look.
No. 584837
File: 1538675457465.jpeg (326.59 KB, 2078x2078, 96CA533C-E531-4CFD-8837-37A725…)
>>584656~Size 0 tiny bb~
She’s like the token plus size model of the show hahahahha
No. 584838
File: 1538675990525.jpeg (106.41 KB, 734x955, 56E69254-6605-48D5-BE0A-96EB22…)
I paused at a frightening moment she looks like a goddamn demon
No. 584922
>>584838oh, good lord. is that at the Subspace event? that poster sure looks like it. i used to go to this pretty often.
i kinda wish i still talked to any of those people to see if any of them know Vicky. whatashame.
would sage if i could.
No. 585159
>>584166Except for the hand, one of the few successful shops of Victoria. Although the overlined lip is painful and she'd look better without it, she doesn't look dirty. Without the liner and fixed eyebrows I'd consider this to be a pretty shop.
>>583778Pretty excited to see how this plays out. One less potential child molester in hiding and Vic gets burned for real.
No. 585963
File: 1538973096374.jpeg (226.69 KB, 750x929, 94E819FF-DC57-4F1A-BFD0-44BB06…)
Every post she makes is her trying to stay relevant. From mgk to moth bull. “I’m hip guyssssss”
No. 586114
File: 1539022379914.png (2.19 MB, 750x1334, DFC877AC-597C-4629-A37B-3831EA…)
I think she’s decided to make all her shoops extra blurry to try and hide her mistakes
No. 586200
File: 1539029659206.jpg (147.26 KB, 953x953, Vicky SHogan.jpg)
>>586114lol there's no dimension to this pic at all
she's airbrushed like a Brooke Hogan album cover
No. 586495
File: 1539066664383.png (1.22 MB, 750x748, i tried.png)
>>586114the uneven eyes are killing me they're so bad. sorry this isn't great but i tried to fix them, give her less ridiculous lips and make the background a solid color. the amount of blur on this is hilarious.
No. 586505
>>586495you made her into a FAS-having dr suess character
so… I'd say pretty accurate
No. 586688
>>586495are you retarded?
>this isn't greatthat is the fucking understatement of the decade. i never thought i'd see someone who vicks could
help with fucking photoshop.
No. 586753
File: 1539124864378.jpg (154.51 KB, 313x617, bad is right.jpg)
>>586688literally only changed two things about her face but go on while not contributing something better.
anyway, here's the next tragedy she's about to ~ink~.
No. 586992
File: 1539177751417.jpg (141.73 KB, 791x653, candids.jpg)
Found some candidzzz
No. 587011
File: 1539181847861.jpg (59.79 KB, 453x604, lmao.jpg)
>>586992there's a few scattered around random ~fannnn groupzzzz~ over the years. i'm sure it has been posted in her threads before but the most comprehensive collection of candids is in this group
https://vk.com/albums-11867072 No. 587034
File: 1539184988487.jpg (89.31 KB, 540x720, y_5b1732c5.jpg)
>>587011THANK YOU ANON FOR THESE. Damn she's chubby in the candids.
No. 587037
File: 1539185524458.jpg (65.79 KB, 649x464, ek1UXAPvCRg.jpg)
The album confirmed my suspicions, Vicky was thing and decent looking until 2011 and that's when she started to gain weight.
No. 587072
File: 1539194343877.jpg (58.28 KB, 700x556, 196507_10150115462684271_68334…)
Victoria shooped herself into oblivion here (photo is about 7 years old)
No. 587073
File: 1539194418639.jpg (50.23 KB, 650x505, 200055_10150115770414271_59196…)
Same time frame as the one above
No. 587074
File: 1539194475186.jpg (61.01 KB, 540x720, 163133_501194314270_666191_n.j…)
No. 587076
File: 1539195056142.jpg (53.41 KB, 720x540, 163067_483532519270_2466220_n.…)
No. 587100
File: 1539200010736.jpg (46.35 KB, 1280x720, WTF.jpg)
This picture doesn't even make sense. she pulled her torso down to make her look smol.
No. 587102
File: 1539200246281.jpg (34.34 KB, 386x600, BI3a58RCUAAfIri.jpg)
Something strange and boxy is happening in between her legs here
No. 587108
File: 1539200976407.png (2.97 MB, 750x1334, 3F8FECAC-C3A5-4E4A-A135-C0BA19…)
>>587100Lmao her hand. Turning up the brightness on her shoops makes everything better. She tries to hard her flawed shoops in the dark
No. 587110
File: 1539202048546.png (355.02 KB, 801x612, Screen Shot 2018-10-10 at 3.34…)
more horrific ones from this set, your bra is too big for you vicky <3
No. 587111
File: 1539202083344.png (144.58 KB, 775x615, Screen Shot 2018-10-10 at 3.34…)
wayyyy too big for you.
No. 587144
File: 1539205498033.jpg (465.29 KB, 1080x1698, Screenshot_20181010-170429_Chr…)
the attention-whoring is strong with this one.
No. 587168
>>587079Right? It’s really off-putting.
It’s actually quite sad that she has no sense of style and insists on wearing twenty tonnes of gross caked on drag makeup and cheap extensions because aside from her terrible teeth she’s not objectively ugly at all (personality notwithstanding)
No. 587480
File: 1539257181528.jpeg (535.05 KB, 750x1084, FE412CD2-6006-4470-A30A-06F4B6…)
>>587011Obviously this is a) old and b) still shooped to hell but how can she not see that this is an infinitely better look on her than pre-op lot lizard via hot topic bargain bin? Vicky, if you’re still lurking, please ditch the scenie weenie look and try something like this. Maybe you’ll realise that you don’t even need to edit your pics if you try to look human instead of taking the physique you were born with as a light suggestion which you proceeded to morph into whatever the fuck it is you’re trying to be. Please.
No. 587484
>>587480The darker hair would save her balding scalp. Tattoo anon said she had visible alopecia from bleach.
Also, I agree, she needs to step the fuck away from scene. Unless as an older alt person you have evolved into a more mature alt look like Audrey Kitching or something, you'll literally look ridiculous sporting a scene mullet.
Even the new age 'scene' kids don't look like the 2006 scene.
She looks tacky and dated.
No. 587775
File: 1539311549660.jpeg (884.1 KB, 750x1291, 51899E7D-6EEA-40FD-81FB-31E8F3…)
Even with her laughably “natural no makeup ”look photos show up as photoshopped. Earrings added in. Heavy edit on the lips,eyes, eyebrows, nostril and hair according to fotoforensics.
No. 587922
>>587799Agree.
She's horsey and somehow moony at the same time.
The only 'british' thing about her is her teeth.
Penis nosed, yellow toothed, wonky eyed chubster with straw for hair.
Why are anons being kind, she's average af. Prettiest was myspace days but even then shooped to hell and basic.
No. 587946
>>587935Exactly.
Picking on people's appearances is low but Vick drags other girls all the time, pretends her shit doesn't stink and attempts to fuck girl's boyfriends. She's trash. Also, when we pick on her appearance, it's only because 1-she shoops herself into a different person and looks drastically different and 2- she makes the most outlandish claims about how beautiful she is or how people call her hot all the time.
It's fun to pick flaws on a narcissist. If she was sweet and humble, noone would even mention her hook nose…she wouldn't even be on the site, but here we are.
It's kind of like Dasha or Kiki kannibal, they aren't ugly, but their cute positive online personalities and overly shooped pretty photos and contrived posts are dramatically different to their cunty attitudes and candid photos where they appear human and not ethereal angel uwu goddesses.
No. 588013
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>>587946One of the endlessly hilarious things about her is how she always points out shit about her appearance that is obviously complete nonsense
>my eyes look dark in this light but they aren’t>my icy green eyes>my eyelashes are super long and dark, I don’t wear mascara >I’m so tiny>two hands wide>you can’t telk but my hair is actually super long now No. 588295
File: 1539455600308.jpeg (575.88 KB, 750x1134, 1C520F51-75B2-4CE1-90B2-1EF703…)
the fuck is she saying here? Fighting for a man’s attention is manly and she’s already too much of a man to do that?
I’m pretty sure she’s trying to tell us she’s a super special girl who can hang with the boys but also make them hit signposts. You know, personality wise.
No. 588297
File: 1539455894612.jpeg (83.46 KB, 750x471, 04216158-09C0-4249-9030-03C2B5…)
Shingles claims to do yoga in the bath and I find this so damn hilarious
No. 588327
>>588295She initially posted this with the caption “it’s unladylike”, she edited it to add in the bit about being a tomboy. Bitch, you’re not a tomboy, and your entire existence revolves around attention seeking nonsense. Add “I’m such a tomboy” to
>>588013 we could play bingo with this fuckery
No. 588360
File: 1539478138575.jpg (Spoiler Image,444.23 KB, 1066x1672, Screenshot_20181013-204538_Chr…)
I think someone is dying to get laid
No. 588362
>>588297I notice a lot of cows do this, Vick probably does it the most, but it's so common.
Fan/commenter- You should do/watch/see this!
Cow- I already do/see/have one of those.
adds a detail that one ups commenter's original suggestion No. 588366
>>588297I bet she's never done yoga, why would you be like oh that's a great idea, I already do that but in a bath. She always has to exaggerate, she could have just been like that's a cool idea, I try to stretch out my limbs in a hot bath sometimes, which feels nice, maybe I will look into yoga sometime.
The deep heat helps you stretch more? That's called Hot yoga Vick, done in a heated room for 90 minutes and I can tell you now, apart from corpse pose which is just laying there, it would be incredibly hard to do those poses in a bath, also incredibly dangerous.
Stretching randomly in a bath is not the fucking same thing as yoga you fat bitch.
Sorry about the sperg, I actually go to hot bickram yoga once a week, and it's actual torture. I went yesterday afternoon and it's just laughable that this bitch says she does yoga in the bath.
She would last about 5 mins in the room before it stunk of ham and cigarettes, sweat off all her makeup, and she'd probably complain and leave. Then she'd go online and be like 'I could sleep in a hot yoga room, didn't even break a sweat hmpf'
Lying cunt. I'd laugh even watching her attempt yoga.
No. 588444
>>588297>>588366Yup you can tell she never even participated in a single class. Usually people have an image of yoga that involves doing the typical crossed legs pose and going ohmmm for 2 hours.
Then you just have to show up to one beginner yoga class to shatter that delusion kek.
I'd pay good money to see her try real yoga or even any sword martial art like kendo or iaido.
No. 588464
>>588366>stunk of ham and cigaretteskek, revolting but hilarious and probably 100% accurate
The way she is consistently all “I already do that, I’m soooooooo ahead of the curb” really pisses me off. Bitch, you’ve never had an original idea in your life.
No. 588532
>>588451She also writes her harvard thesis in the bath while opening millions of love letters from strangers and famous guys (but of course she won't reply, she's a sexy independent rocker chick who doesn't need a man)
>>588444Yoga is fucking hard.
I agree, I'd pay to see her actually do any kind of martial art or sport in general.
The only things close to her exercising was flailing swords around with no rhyme or reason.
She probably did it in a full face of her tranny makeup for 2 and a half mins and then sat down and made gifs and edited photos of herself the rest of the day, swigging down the booze and drinking away the pain of the ghosting by the crusty dude she met and fucked last night who she met at the pool hall.
No. 588714
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>>588360lol seems like it
No. 588765
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natural? Bahaha sure sure Shingles.
No. 588799
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can't miss an opportunity to tell everyone about all the fictional men who are constantly hitting sign posts to get to her
No. 588812
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>>541833"super hot with guys after them all day long " sure lol
No. 588830
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>>588812Holy mother of god. She's transforming before our very eyes! Pic related. WTF?!
No. 589119
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Hit poles, sure I guess…
No. 589133
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No. 589156
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>>589119 She's right, she does remind me of a real life cartoon character.
No. 589160
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>>589156She reminds me of a real life cartoon character too
No. 589173
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C shape? More like completely deflated
No. 589183
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>>589173Icky trying to give advice on anatomy is like Alex Jones giving advice on LGBT issues. We all know how great she is at perspective and anatomy in her shoops and tattoos…
No. 589187
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>>589173I understand Stickys confusion of how real breasts are considering bitch can't shoop her tits properly. Sometimes they are saggy udders, sometimes they are perky balloons, D cup, C cup, B cup… The photo anon posted looks the most un-edited of her chest without 3 push-up bras on so I'm assuming her naturally tits are saggy and sad like two undercooked fried eggs.
No. 589192
>>589173Vick to English:
I totally agree with this, BUT MY BOOBS ARE ACTUALLY NATURAL AND ROUND LIKE THE "NO!" EXAMPLES.
Typical Vic saying how women's tits work but hers are still special. Like that size 0 waist with giant ass and tits.
No. 589259
>>589256heh
ot but what's that from?
No. 589320
>>589294Only Tehani is at least naturally good looking and successful in the show despite her obvious flaws and narcissism. Vic has none of that to fall back on.. she's just narcissistic based on what she pretends to be.
Also anon.. don't fucking say "I seen". I felt my IQ drop reading that.
No. 589376
>>589316>>589320Tahani with an a, pls.
>>589187This shit is horrifying. Has she been shooping like this her whole life or was she normal on MySpace? I didn't know of her back then so I'm unfamiliar but uh. If she has been shooping since then I don't understand why she's so horrible, even Dakota learned eventually.
No. 589396
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>>589376Kota never got better and neither has Vic. As far as I can tell she's been shooping and overly editing herself since he beginning but will never admit to it.
Here's one of my personal favourite totally not altered or edited or photoshopped Vic pics.
No. 589401
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>>589396and here is totally not the original image
No. 589422
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>>589396You can see the guys shoe behind her. Never change, Vick.
No. 589468
>>589422omg fucking kek I'm dying. I never noticed that before. good eye, anon.
I don't know why she likes that pic so much. she actually looks terrifying. like a drag queen with a heroine addiction or something. I could wear that look for Halloween. no joke. scary shit.
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Because brietbart is a totallyl credible unbiased news source and not the mouthpiece for racist rednecks who know nothing about real world politics, you’re such an iNteLLecTshul, shingles
No. 589542
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But of course this doesn’t apply to fat fuck Victoria because she is such a genius who knows everything about everything in the history of everything. Fucking kek, the irony
No. 589629
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>>589552Honey - do NOT insult Alyssa by comparing her to this Canuck beast!
No. 589708
>>589540I know that Breitbart is totes gross and
problematic and
triggering, but the racist rednecks are right, that woman did get sentenced to death for blasphemy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia_Bibi_blasphemy_caseI totally agree though, she could have looked for a woker source.
No. 589740
>>589708Oh I wasn’t disputing the validity of the story, I was pointing out the sharing of the Breitbart piece. What
>>589739 said is correct, she is signalling to her white trash neckbeard fanbase. Breitbart is on brand with her illiterate, racist ass.
No. 589885
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>>589396Man, this is one of her only photoshopped monstrosities that actually shows her true form. She literally looks like a god damned sack of potatoes.
No. 590138
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This story is such a cringefest. "Mhay Gotd haf murcehy on mhoy ahbs bhecuss I'm nhot abhout to"… fucking pick an accent, yh0u ahbs0lut3 knh0b.
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No. 590616
>>590600Checked this dickhead looking motherfuckers fb annnnnnd he's from California, lives in the states, and has never met her before (therefore doesn't know who she actually is, not british, not an IMVU character, and not special).
Just too many friend requests and clients, but fuck em she rather virtually hump the leg of some rando that's willing to give her an ounce of attention. Bravo Vic, bravo
No. 590654
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I turned up the brightness on one of her dark shoops what the fuck is wrong with her arms and hands this is so bad
No. 590656
>>590615
>bought their likes you can tell by their actual picture likes vs friend count Oh the fucking irony, Shingles. Bonus kek:
>algorythymsPeep that MENSA tier command of the English language, fam. Not only can she not spell “algorithm” correctly but it looks like she can’t spell “rhythm” either.
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I'm very certain that I lost a large number of brain cells while reading this atrocious word salad. Due to my OCD, I have decided to correct it.
I have placed an asterisk next to spelling, punctuation, and grammar corrections.
Well, I have an organically liked fan page, but Facebook's algorithms are deleting your friends if they don't like your political opinions. Also, the reach is choked so badly, no wonder people hit up Instagram more now (Except there are 50,000 fake models on there who bought their likes, which you can tell by their actual picture likes vs follower count).
Does the group's reach get choked?
There are 20 mistakes in total.
What in the fucking hell is wrong with her? I genuinely think that drinking so much has made her retarded. It's almost as if she's trying to sound like an inbred redneck, which is absolutely one of the most unattractive types of human beings.
No. 590874
>>590717What does she smell like?
How fat is she
REALLY?Does she have bad breath?
And IRL, does she constantly compliment herself, and
if someone compares her to a celebrity does she do that thing where she's like "OH BUT I DID IT FIRST!! total babe tho, luv her."?
No. 591039
>>590703i don't believe this.
you sound like you've just read the thread and are going off that.
No. 591088
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I like how this hag always photoshops fake witch nails/nail polish. It’s pretty fucking hilarious if you ask me especially since it looks so damn obvious and off
No. 591094
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>>591088Vic's nail inspo. She's such a lazy motherfucker she can't get press on nails or get them done, instead she photoshops talons on her sausage fingers.
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lmao she doesn't want to share the shop name because then her neckbeards will Google it and see the reviews
No. 591129
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from a close source, won't mention his name because i respect that he talked to me about vick
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pt 2
No. 591133
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pt 3
No. 591161
>>591130I swear I'd suicide if I was there. Two dumb asses passionately arguing about benign random garbage.
The real tragedy of Vick is that she's not bad looking, just painfully average. I mean, minus the bad eyebrows and balding (all self inflicted). She could be a chill, nice looking woman, improving her craft with a great circle of friends, enjoying her early 30s. But she chooses to live like a lazy, slob with a nasty attitude and egotism. She's more delusional than Pixyteri in my opinion, but without the sympathy. PT desperately wanted to be something she couldn't fit in. Vick just wants to be better than every woman alive.
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kek
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>>591153>>591156There are a couple of reviews on Google:
https://g.co/kgs/RjWwMq No. 591197
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I've never read the reviews before and I'm new to the thread… All I can say is wow.
No. 591274
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This level of delusion and thirst.
>real not bought
bitch, he didn't even insinuate that your flabby ass wasn't real and you still felt the need to word vomit all over him
No. 591287
>>591274What the fuck is this video? This “Woman” is in her her 30’s?!She’s sucking in so hard she’s having trouble moving and looks extremely uncomfortable. Also kek at the caption
>I’m obsessed with these shorts and knee high socks. I own at least 6 pairs of these things. Everyone on here called her out for always wearing the same pair of shitty spandex shorts and has to make a caption saying I OWNNNNN LIKE SIXXX PAIRS!
lurk moar
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>>591274She also posted a story in the same outfit and pose. She's saying "pro tip: if you don't want a girl to freak out, don't do stupid shit" in her usual fake accent while crawling around on all fours, wiggling her ass. Fucking bizarre lol.
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Funny how she’s suddenly Canadian because we are 1/2 an inch shorter than women in the United Kingdom. Also, not sure where all these shorties are as being that short is not the visible average in Ontario.
No. 591653
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>>591558 yup she's got zero butt thats why you NEVER see her do a shoot from behind, this is the closest thing you will ever find. she's got hank hill ass IRL.
No. 591664
>>590910Not gonna out which pictures are mine, no. I’m not about to get pulled into her drama when Icky comes’a lurkin. Assuming the bleach hasn’t seeped into her brain and she has any decent memory whatsoever, the photos are probably easily identifiable as being taken by me.
>>591040And it’s within your right not to believe me. But the “hilarious pictures” they took of me that night half unconscious on the couch, and next to a toilet and the one of me completely unconscious in a bed are certainly not a joke nor was my comment intended to be one. I don’t even remember most of the party. Someone carried me up the stairs to the bathroom and helped me get part of my costume off and that’s all I’ve got from the actual night. I woke up on an unfinished, concrete basement floor next to Laird with a sore vagina. I was young and had a huge crush on him and didn’t care at the time.
I’m not trying to take this anywhere either. Just sharing my experience with that family.
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Still shooped the pancake butt and warped the lines on the wall in the background haha
No. 591680
>>591679>>591664But what is Vick gunna do? She's a loser with almost no friends and her brother is a pedo. Just be prepared for a passive aggressive posts and neckbeards wondering why Vick knows so many uncool women.
I know you don't care, anon and not trying to make it an issue, but god that's a nightmare. I feel sick, whether you liked Laird or not.
No. 591702
>>591664I'm sorry you went through that. Her brother is a piece of shit and so is Vicky for not saying anything to him/stopping him and even taking photos of you. If you were blackout drunk and underage on top of that, you can't consent so that is rape. I'm really sorry you went through that. I've had similar experiences when I was a teen and I just chose to push it to the back of my mind but now that I'm a lot older, I'm livid at all the older people who I used to hang around and wish I did something about it all back then. It's a shitty feeling.
Vicky, your need to be accepted by men is so strong that you literally let them get away with rape. Congrats on being the biggest "pick me" ass bitch ever, you finally trumped all other women at something.
No. 591711
>>591679It’s been many many years and I’d be willing to bet I wasn’t the only one with similar experiences. Photos included.
Either way, without me directly saying who I am, people can assume I’m whoever hahaha.
>>591702Thank you. I appreciate the understanding and support. I admittedly could have been a bit smarter as a teenager and not relied on them and the other older people to make sure I was okay at a party I shouldn’t have even been at.
No. 591728
>>591721I appreciate this so so much. I am already in counselling for childhood sexual trauma, but have never brought this up with her since it was just kind of a thing I did as a teenager but I will talk to her about it.
Thank you for your encouragement and support.
(Sorry to derail the thread a bit guys. Back to your regularly scheduled dirt dishing!)
No. 591733
>>591728She will probably accuse you of lying and try to defend her scumbag brother, but just know that you didn't do anything wrong. Even if she tries to make up shit, people wont believe her shit. She is outed on the web as a fucking liar and her brother now is being charged.
She can try and whinge about him being wrongfully accused but even then her lie about the usb was retarded. Everyone knows she's full of shit.
No. 591743
>>591728Sorry I’m going to interject myself here for a moment. First off I’m sorry this happened to you. Second, I don’t know how old you are or when this happened but there is a current case with current victims that you could possibly help with. That’s all I will say about that because it’s up to you and I understand not wanting to rehash certain things in life.
Can you tell us any other dirt besides what we already know? Even the little dumb details are interesting here. Do they come from a comfortable, stable background, live on her own, drive her own car, had or have a boyfriend ever, ect. Thank you for coming here and sharing with us.
No. 591788
>>591743Other dirt? At the time I met them both, they lived in a huge, comfortable house. The dad has a comfy living if I remember correctly and if the difference between the parents houses is anything to go off of after the divorce. Mom did all her aesthetician things from a little parlour style room in their big house. She always did Vicks eyebrows iirc.
They seemed to have a pretty comfortable upbringing. But of course I also heard a lot of stories from Vicky. They could all be lies about a happy upbringing. Who knows.
She had a boyfriend at the time too. Kale? Kayle? Tall dude with long hair (but I think that's her go-to preference so that probably doesn't help lol). But he was a nice dude as far as I could tell. There are photos of them on here I believe. She's definitely had actual boyfriends.
We went away for a weekend to one of her friends houses, and she quite literally wore the same makeup all weekend and didn't shower. Unfortunate.
No, I don't think she drives. At least didn't when I was around.
Honestly the younger sister seemed to have been the only relatively normal one but I barely knew her. No idea where she's at these days.
No. 591861
>>591788Thank you. Again I’m sorry that you had this awful experience with this family. I understand not wanting to go through the court system. Unfortunately it seems like a pattern and I hope he gets what’s coming to him.
What you have said is very interesting and while I think most of us assumed (at least I did) that she was leaching off her parents and just a basic middle aged slug, we now have confirmation. She probably has never even left Canada. Did she tell crazy lies when you talked to her? I always wondered how she went about her daily business. We know she spends a lot of time shooping her pics but does she go to the store for groceries or does her mom do that? We know she’s a five star chef and all. I’ll bet she would blame her compulsive lying, delusions and narcissism on her parents divorce too. This seems like a massive parental failure right here. I picture absent parents and she got a taste of attention and can’t let it go. Stuck in the MySpace days.
No. 591877
>>591875By Laird?
You do realise Laird is in prison for
child pornography. Absolutely no one is surprised about this, she's not the first one who has spoken online about Laird having sexually assaulted someone.
No. 591905
>>591901>>591875You’re entirely entitled to your own opinions and beliefs about what I share here.
I’m not going to out myself with photos from the party or of myself and Vick because some people fucking suck, and I guarantee at least one person from the thread, lurker or otherwise, would stir up shit maliciously.
Also I’m not sure where you got the “~teehee~ sore body” from, considering there was absolutely nothing nonchalant about what I’ve said.
I’ve thrown in laughing when I’ve continued on to other parts of my posts? Your inability to separate “walls of text” is not my problem.
Believe me or not. I’m not posting my face or name on an anonymous thread.
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…Anyway, to move back to your regularly scheduled Vic cringe, here she is with her Ramsay skills again. Cooking ~seww healthy~ so that she can stuff her face with mcnuggets and cheetos once Instagram isn't looking.
No. 592121
>>592085Eh. I disagree, those ingredients sound fine to me, it just looks like a below average stir fry.
Shine could be water if the veggies were frozen or it could be oil.
It's probably bland as fuck.
No. 592157
>>592124Neither does saukerkraut and tuna but I like it together. People like what they like. Not defending Vick but this does look a tinier bit healthier than that butter soaked fish she had a while back.
Mind you, she probably binged after on shit and redbulls, so it's probably all for show. Just like her magical workouts we never see but always hear about.
No. 592160
>>592124There's hundreds of recipes online that include crimini and shitake mushrooms used in unison.
I have no doubt Vick doesn't know how to cook and her food looks and probably tastes like slop, but you can definitely cook those mushrooms together.
No. 592163
>>592161She cooks cigarettes in redbull and adds coconut water for that pinch of ~hyDrAtion~
That's the extent of her cooking skills. Also she probably brags about her chef skillz online hoping it'll bag her a husband or boyfriend.
Dear future victim of Vick, be prepared for shit food accompanied with constant self praise.
No. 592246
>>592173I'm the one sperging, yet you are complaining about a normal but shitty stir fry…okay then.
I understand the food bitching when she posted the pasta and butterfish and called it 'healthy' but that stirfry is just a stirfry, and I only pointed out the mushroom thing because it's purely a matter of taste and you were acting like she put a friggin watermelon or jellybeans in there. 2 or 3 types of mushrooms is normal.
>just because there's recipes online, doesn't mean it's good! I never said it tastes good, I just said that putting those mushrooms together isn't out of the norm, because you nitpicked that they 'don't go together'
Are you a chef?
I fucking hate Vick and love nitpicking her for most of her shit, but a below par stirfry with normal ingredients is not worth arguing about, especially when there's loads of recipes that include both of those things.
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Her dream man.