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Anonymous ## Farmhand 03/03/19 (Sun) 01:27:21 AM No. 110612[Reply]

/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

>/ot/ is for offtopic, discussions, debates and sperging
>/m/ is for image spam unrelated to beauty or vidya and movie talk
Do not post porn, talking about porn or sexual preferences is fine though.
You can see all the rules here https://lolcow.farm/rules

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Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting Thread #31: Vergil best husbando rape edition Anonymous 03/25/25 (Tue) 09:11:47 AM No. 512555 [Reply]

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
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Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:25:25 AM No. 528035

>>528030
Really? That’s interesting.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:26:48 AM No. 528037

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I am listening to Ultra Violet and remembered what I forgot to put him into that hasu collage of all Vergiles. Shame on me daring to forget the very debut iteration of him. He was so cute, tragic and cool.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 05:04:19 AM No. 528041

>>520336
tif humor

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 05:35:53 AM No. 528044

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Vergil. I want to tie him up and make every part of him immobile except his hips. Then, I’ll sit right on his cock. I’ll bite and scratch and tickle him, so every time he instinctively trashes or tries curling away, he thrusts his dick inside me. Eventually he’s just on the ground with his eyes rolled back, tears streaking, tongue out, rhythmically bucking into me while I dig my nails into his sensitive little pits. It’s the only way he can experience anything close to relief. He’s so cute. It would be easy to break his mind and train him. I might just hop off his cock after he cums so he’s not afraid of fucking me, or rather, the aftermath. Training Vergil to channel all of his pent-up energy, frustration, turmoil, fear, and desperation into fucking. Maybe to the point where, if he ever feels any strong emotions at all, he impulsively thinks of clinging to me. If I am there to be clung to, his face would go all red as he nudges his dick into my leg. It’s red because he is horny but also still self-aware enough to be embarrassed of his own behavior. He is precious to me.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 05:36:18 AM No. 528045

>>528034
Gotta grab him at 34 and convince him not to grow that shit beard.

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Do you believe in true love? Anonymous 11/30/20 (Mon) 07:15:32 PM No. 161744 [Reply]

Anons, do you think true love is real? Like real, unconditional love? Have you ever experienced it? Do you think it’s a lie? I want to know.

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Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:15:00 AM No. 520832

>>520827
this is why I hate living. I am not built for the latter.

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 04:02:12 AM No. 520842

No,even in long lasting marriages where a couple has children men can troon out and or commit mass family murder.Fucking hell,that one site where men cheat has thousands/millions of men who have registered.Moids are incapable of love and only want to fuck anything and everything without consequences.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:25:55 AM No. 528036

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>>520842
Western moids are randomly mentally ill. At least those crazy honour cultures you know the rules
But mental illness and suddenly killing the spouse or going gay is too common in the west

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:32:32 AM No. 528039

>>528036
This map is bullshit

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 05:29:14 AM No. 528043

>>528036
>countries without any public health infrastructure report fewer mental illnesses
Gosh, that's surprising.

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eating disorder general 04/09/22 (Sat) 01:15:45 PM No. 255346 [Reply]

thread for harm reduction, support and venting

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Anonymous 04/11/25 (Fri) 12:40:26 AM No. 525493

Probably doesn't belong here since I don't have the mental aspect or body dysmorphia but I've just lost appetite entirely recently. Something's wrong with my stomach or digestion I'm sure.

Anonymous 04/11/25 (Fri) 05:08:53 PM No. 525830

>>525493
Could be an infection if you also have very small bouts of nausea.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:12:04 AM No. 527994

I fucked my body up so bady with repeated weightloss and gain. My breast are so deflated and pendulous. I hate them. I just want to rip them straight off my fucking chest.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:24:27 AM No. 528013

>>527994
That’s mean, they didn’t do anything wrong. You should be nicer to them

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 05:18:14 AM No. 528042

>>527994
I feel the same way nonny, can’t even look at them in the mirror undressed sometimes. it’s like I gave myself an even bigger problem because I’ve gained and maintained a substantial amount of weight back this past year and it still didn’t completely revert them to how they were prior.

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Ideal Man Bodies #4: Wrestlebutt Edition Anonymous 03/19/25 (Wed) 02:12:55 AM No. 507540 [Reply]

ITT Post male bodies you find attractive. This thread is just for bodies, so faces must be omitted via cropping or camera angle. If you want to include the face, please use one of the other male attractions threads.

Previous: >>445482

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Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 04:54:11 AM No. 526447

>>513866
this is my fav

Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 11:37:58 PM No. 527933

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I love legs

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:21:05 AM No. 528012

>>527933
Don't we all?

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:59:18 AM No. 528021

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>>527933
>>528012
Wish it was socially acceptable for fit moid sluts to walk around in their underwear :((:()

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:27:26 AM No. 528038

>>528021
Just start objectifying them and demand they dress cute or like sluts
Hope fat shaming culture doesn’t ruin it

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Gratitude Thread Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 06:07:06 PM No. 264598 [Reply]

A thread to write about the things you're grateful for, no matter how small it is. Don't be shy to post daily!

"One of the early research studies on gratitude journals by Emmons & McCullough found that "counting one's blessings" in a journal led to improved psychological and physical functioning. Participants who recorded weekly journals, each consisting of five things they were grateful for, were more optimistic towards the upcoming week and life as a whole, spent more time exercising, and had fewer symptoms of physical illness. Participants who kept daily gratitude journals reported increased overall gratitude, positive affect, enthusiasm, determination, and alertness. They were also more likely to help others and make progress towards their personal goals, compared to those who did not keep gratitude journals."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gratitude_journal

We used to have a thread like this, but it died on /ot/ and I think it could find a better home here on /g/.
Please keep cynicism and sardonic comments to a minimum.

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Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 11:13:32 PM No. 476914

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>>264598
i'm grateful for having friends and family that love me, even if they're not a huge group of people, their love is still there.
I'm grateful for the moments where i appreciate the simple, everyday things in life and they actually make me calm down a bit.
I'm grateful for my cute cats.
I'm grateful for all the moments where i've laughed my butt off with friends, even if i won't see some of them again.
I'm grateful that i'm a healthy young girl and i should be happier about that, honestly.
I'm grateful for my life experiences cause in the end, they make me stronger.

Anonymous 02/02/25 (Sun) 11:10:28 PM No. 479685

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though I have not been taking care of my body lately, I would like it to know that I am grateful to have it, and I will treat it with the respect it deserves when I have the time to do so. I hope I haven't let you go too far, I will get back to going outside and following my exercise routine soon. I'll read more, because I am grateful to have a brain and I figure that it desires some better treatment as well. I hope all of you are well and will be well. I am grateful to have found such a nice forum for people like me.

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 01:16:50 AM No. 484831

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Expressing some birthday gratitude!
>Got birthday wishes at work, even a running gag for the day
>People also respected my wishes of being very low-key, which I appreciate a lot
>My friend paid for my açaí bowl
>My bus wasn't late despite the rain
>Got a lot of gifts from my parents, brother and fiance which I genuinely wasn't expecting at all, they were all pretty nice
>Got a cake and party sandwiches
>Rainy day, not too hot and beautiful full moon at night
I'm so damn lucky!! I can't even express this enough!

Anonymous 03/24/25 (Mon) 03:57:06 AM No. 511541

Feeling grateful for having finished this drawing that was taking me such a long time to finish. I am now excited to start coloring it tomorrow. It's a gift! I hope she likes it!

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:15:14 AM No. 528032

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Feeling grateful right now for the rain outside and the fact that I'm safe and dry, tucked in a warm bed. I can never take for granted how I have the privilege of appreciating the rain fall without any worries. I'm not religious but it's times like this I feel like praying about my gratitude. I wish someday every human can find comfort like this.

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Lesbian Hornyposting Yumejo Thread Anonymous 03/04/23 (Sat) 04:34:53 AM No. 315174 [Reply]

To the lesbian anon with a 2D crush, here is something to consider:
>think of your husbando
>really visualise him
>remember all the things you like about him
>now… ask yourself
>what if there were boobies under there?

Welcome to the Lesbian Hornyposting Yumejo Thread, the illegitimate daughter of the Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting Thread and the Female Fantasies Thread. Here you are free to imagine your favourite fictional woman in any scenario, sexual or otherwise, and post about her to your heart's content. Even better if, in her source material, that woman is a guy.

Example posts
>I just know Komaeda's pussy tastes like battery acid
>I want to fuck Goro Akechi until she is too overstimulated to monologue
>(3 paragraph description of a romantic date with Neku TWEWY which ends in passionate tribbing)

Rules
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Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:53:57 AM No. 527387

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>>526173
Excellent rendition of one of my favorite paintings. Your waifu's beautiful, anon.

Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 09:55:16 PM No. 527817

>>526140
i love calling, excellent pick and absolutely not cheating in my opinion since it's very explicitly about yukari! to me, it's butaotome's waltz of the eastern country which is a song very near and dear to my heart. it's the rustling of wheat ears in an open field, a house made out of papier-mache, distant lanterns which blend in with the stars.. everything that we have rejected so far for the pursuit of convenience ends up slipping away when inexplicability and transience are very much woven into our existence. yukari herself grabs onto these things however, as gensokyo itself embodies change and mystery, and refuses to let them go.

i used to dream a lot about ancient civilizations as a kid, everytime i heard about gods, temples, rituals and such my heart would start beating incredibly fast because i felt like i got close to something about the world, i just couldn't grasp it. to me yukari protects that notion, that obscurities walk among us and nothing is exactly as it seems. this song reflects those feelings pretty well in my opinion.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:13:49 AM No. 527968

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I need her to toy with me like i'm a rat in a cage

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:59:55 AM No. 528029

>>527817
Really curious, where do people get all of this characterization they fall in love with from? I've been interested in Touhou a couple times, but from what I gather, there's not much in the games themselves.
Is it all from the manga? Or are these fanons from doujin work?

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:42:01 AM No. 528040

>>528029
it's a little mix of everything really. with touhou, you are never going to get properly defined characterization with anybody BUT you'll start noticing recurring themes with characters that appear in more than one game or in printed media. for instance, reimu and marisa appear in virtually everything so the more you go through touhou the more you'll see how they start coming to life. i especially love the official artbooks, reading them as you're going through the games make the characters pop even more though their story is never told to completion no matter which form of media you pick. that's where fan interpretations come in, and those loose ends are what makes doujin culture flourish.

yukari is a bit of an exception since she's supposed to be the "meta" character of touhou, her commentary about present/past affairs and the state of the world can be found spewn across all kinds of official work. she also has another iteration of her appearing and narrating many key things but well, that's a whole different can of worms.

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Luigi Mangione aka Lolcow's Husband #40 Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:56:49 PM No. 527880 [Reply]

Ashley Edition

ITT: Post pictures, new developments and conversation about Luigi
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>>450007
>>451665
>>453384
>>455202
>>456930
>>458496
>>460350
>>462677
>>465438
>>467757
>>470150
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Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:50:02 AM No. 528019

>>528014
he did and i'm sure the nonnas have them but they're gatekeeping kek. jk probably for the best

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:56:29 AM No. 528020

>>528019
nonas don’t gatekeep

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:04:55 AM No. 528023

>>528019
reveal the anons mighty nonas! kek

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:48:25 AM No. 528027

Is it the account with the mushroom profile pic? The guy said he’s not Luigi and gave their identity.

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:50:54 AM No. 528028

>>528027
no. his burner hasn't been found.

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Fashion #10 Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 07:55:20 AM No. 442232 [Reply]

post here if you have a passion for fashion

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>>359606

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>>288515
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>>183281
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Pic: Dior FW 2006

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Anonymous 04/11/25 (Fri) 08:13:17 AM No. 525607

>>523304
That's not how it works.

Anonymous 04/11/25 (Fri) 10:54:14 AM No. 525643

>>525607
>>523304
yes, exactly. anons should gather up the confidence to figure out the color stuff for themselves. if anything internet advice will confuse you. you'll get a feel for what works and what doesn't eventually, i believe in you.

Anonymous 04/11/25 (Fri) 10:04:50 PM No. 526134

>>525643
NTAYRT but I agree, for the color systems it seems like either talking directly to a consultant or using one of those online tools where you can upload a photo of yourself work best. Descriptive words might not be accurate to what you think you look like

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:12:50 AM No. 527966

what kind of pants do you guys wear that aren't jeans/denim?

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:27:47 AM No. 528015

>>527966
Slacks (like for professional wear)

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Unconventional Male Attractions #27 Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 06:44:52 PM No. 475475 [Reply]

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Previous thread: >>>/g/470594

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Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 08:26:12 PM No. 527720

>>527613
Yeah and you post your shit to tumblr, most of us don't

Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:46:45 PM No. 527869

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Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:50:03 PM No. 527871

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I love men with noses that can smell Sunday dinner while it's still Wednesday

Anonymous 04/13/25 (Sun) 11:31:23 PM No. 527922

>>527869
>>527871
not into this guy but i like his smile and how he's holding birds

Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:31:11 AM No. 528009

>>527117
Do you live with people? If so, how do they react?

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