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Also known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420
>previously also known as howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420 >21 yr old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive >Gets by acting like a lost soul online>Has every mental/physical illness under the sun>She started dating her 35 year old boyfriend before she was 18, calls him daddy>has a following of impressionable young girls who shes convinced to 'help her' during this 'tough time' in her life.>romanticizes the hell out of her nasty addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>"i'm not trying to be courtney love!" >tries to be exactly like courtney love>loves to share her filthy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles>sqandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year >visible arm infections>Lurch deleted facebook after "tessa" came forward with him attempting to seduce hem but still uses messenger according to last update>always "short on rent" or otherwise in need of donations
not much has happened.>still begs for money>Lurch's next court date is Sept 13>criticises other people's nails while hers look infected>wants people to gift her things so she 'can feel loved' >still attention whoring w her self-harm and fb pity posts
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of course she talks about how 'pretty' the cards are, not what they might actually mean.
also, did she just grab a handful of her most 'spiritual' of shit and drop it on her lap? come on, tuna.
can you imagine walking into dunkin on your break and seeing these two weird girls with that mess of crystals and notebooks and lavender essential oil? and a thing of setting powder? honestly, what the fuck were they doing lmfaooo>>428420
yes she did thats sooo funny..just laying down with a candle and a cupid on her lap. also i doubt this idiot could ever use tarot cards correctly, she just likes ~the aesthetic~
i'm not even spiritual, i just think the photo would look a lot more ~aesthetically pleasing~ if her grimy clothes and bedsheets weren't in it. >>428434
Lmao, exactly what I was thinking. Reminds me of my retarded relative who used to carry dumb, pointless things around everywhere in a backpack..
But, its good to see rlyblonde doing so much charity work.
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she posted a video of her room and…she's rly got a stained bed sheet hanging on the wall? what even is that, piss?
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ohhh my god there's so many dirty stuffed animals
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I love stuffed animals but this is so gross and tacky. They are all so fucking dirty.
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filthy stuffies take up half THEIR room and they shove all the laundry in a china cabinet. get another dresser!
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she looks like a corpse
oh look 2 definitely
love how her eyes are pointing in different directions
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how wonderful… how simpy wonderful uwu
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um does she have no self awareness (i know i know she doesnt)
everyone one of these images just posted makes me wanna put my head thru a wall
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She's not wrong.
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Well. She started out pretty well- I actually really like the first two lines- but then it went stupid.
I wonder why she idealizes her relationship with an objectively unattractive, unemployed, druggie loser who basically groomed underage her and got her addicted to smack. I guess it is like the ultimate teenage rebellion from hell, a huge FU to both her parents all so she can be "aesthetic." But I seriously don't get the Lurch thing; he doesn't have a single redeeming quality as far as I can tell.
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She's one to talk. I'd love to be scrolling through facebook and see someone say they wish they were aborted 100% unironically. Ffs.>>428581
Is that a large areola making a comeback!?
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ew i zoomed in to look at her "freckles"
FFS. She got her aesthetic overdose and now she's going to milk it forever for all those aesthetic points.
It should have been a wake up call, I'm not surprised it wasn't for her. But now it's just going to be all poems and art over it. And she'll always find a way to work it in.
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Tuna is so fucking stupid. >he thinks of my death
Derp, he obviously does because he knows your a junkie and you called him immediately after your overdose for some sympathy, to say "see what I just did!", and probably beg some more dope money.
they do things you'd normally do at home out in public because:
- rlyblonde doesn't want to be in luna's shitshack
-rlyblonde also doesn't want luna in her own home where she'd likely steal shit
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lmfao thats so sad but probably true
also…I guess Luna just kept her wisdom teeth for some reason
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she's posting about this again? also i LOVE how her autocorrect changed whatever she types into "abscesses" instead of absences like lmfaoo of course she types the word abscess often enough that her phone suggests it
Tbh me and every other user who get those big black heads just doesn't shower often enough.
I took opioids from the pharmacy, so it can't be the waste in heroin or whatever.
You just don't care if you are a bit stinky when you are nodding away.
Of course she has to include the number kek
Those are rookie numbers, tuna
Another Anon: TBH it would make a little sense why tuna is always THAT dirty. Like even if I would only bath once in a week I wouldn't get that filthy and dirty.
Although that meth report has to be taken with a grain of salt. As she had delusions and such it probably affected how she perceived and experienced things because the following is physically impossible:>…I couldn't use soap anymore, it got under my skin and burned and bubbled in my eyes nose and throat for hours afterward.
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Man, is that her areola ?
To add, it's not that I believe black stuff builds up under the skin but that the sweat and lymphatic fluids can be discolored from all the drugs.
Wasn't there this thing where you could lay small cut garlic in a plastic bag your feet on it, close it down air-right and you could taste it in your mouth after an hour or so? The body is a weird thing.>>428831>>428825
This makes me angry. Luna wasn't assulted. Her butt was grabbed at a show. Yes, it's bad and gross and an experience almost every girl and women has had. But it's not something she should dwell over years and years into the future.
Did she get molested or raped as a child? Did an older male "friend" molest her or take advantage of her? Was she passed out and raped? Was she ever actually sexually assulted, or did she just get her butt touched once as a teenager at a show?
I'm not trying to discount anyone else's experiences here with sexual trauma. But I feel like Luna's victimization complex is making this out to be such a big deal that it's really invalidating to people who really did experience terrible sexual assault or rape and were never able to get justice for it.
i'm pretty sure her first boyfriend did something to her
i know they lost their virginities to each other but i'm fairly sure it was sus
IIRC there were multiple guys that grabbed her ass at the show.
Honestly though, if a man so much as brushed against your arm it's labeled sexual assault by these dime a dozen tumblr gals so who fucking knows
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She is not wrong… How can someone look this dead.. how can someone brag about looking like an actual corpse or zombie
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Looking like a waterlogged corpse, Tuna.
Why does her hair look like she washed it in muddy rainwater?
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her carpet is making my skin crawl
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you forgot the best pic
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my mom used to do this to me all the time. she'd say "what do you want your obituary to say?" or "do you want to be buried or cremated?" as a last resort, in hopes of scaring me so that I'd get clean and not die. maybe not the BEST tactic but parents are humans too and I'm sure he's trying everything he can do to try to get her to get clean….except cutting her off.
one of the counselors at one of the rehabs I went to, used to ream all the parents for enabling. if Luna's dad went to one of those parent meetings, he'd learn a lot. she won't stop until she's cut off from his financial support. he needs to say "I will be here for you when you are ready to get clean. I will help you get clean in any way I can. but until then, I won't be giving you money, I won't be paying your rent, I won't give you weed, you can't use my credit card for online shopping, you can't come do your laundry at my house in order to save every dollar you have for dope."
she tries to make him seem like a messed up piece of shit, every chance she gets. even though it's clear he's a functional human being now. all she can say is "he has hep c." so what, Luna? you probably do too. she brings it up every time she mentions him, in hopes of making him sound like a piece of shit junkie and a horrible dad.
even her mom, who was using drugs up until a year or year and a half ago, is trying to stay clean and do her thing. get with it Luna, your parents were addicts but managed to provide a good life for you. you're an adult now, you can't blame your problems on your parents forever.
I'm getting my wisdoms removed soon and I'm going to ask if I can keep them. I collected all my baby teeth too and have them stored somewhere. They're just interesting to me. I'm also in the medical field so maybe that's why I like them.
Sage for literal blog post.
sage for blogpost too but my dentist didnt let my keep my one wisdom i had removed :(
im kinda jealous Luna kept hers.
I think it would be true if not the "bitch mother" mention.
I feel like too many anons want to paint her dad in a good light… When even her old friends agreed that her family was highly disfunctional and her parents were pure shit. Both of them. The fact that her dad gives her some financial support doesn't immediately mean he's a good caring parent. It's never black and white like this.
Though I know she loves to paint herself a victim and I guess it's hard to distinguish the true struggle from her fake cries. She's The Girl Who Cried Wolf indeed.
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comeback of big areola
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never getting old
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She looks like she's in her late 30s when she does that dumb mouth thing. It brings out the wrinkles around her mouth.>>429285
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posted the same picture on tumblr with this caption
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she made a new tumblr. funeral1996 i think
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i find this color quite flattering for her. but damn that bleeding though! red is a bitch to clean up with concealer though, so kinda understandable. wish she'd wear this shade more often than the concealer lips + gloss combo like >>429272
and that one purple grey nude.
"hoardes his cash"? bitch he gives you PLENTY of money, and that's only the things WE know about. acting like she deserves every last cent of her father's money to put in her arm. ugh.
I'm getting so sick of this girl. she is becoming even more of a despicable human being, it's really sad.
I bet she's going to start talking more about her "sex repulsion" and blame it on being molested "by 4 people." she's been bringing it up a lot more lately.
sweetheart, it's the heroin. get clean, and your libido will shoot straight to the sky starting less than 12 hours after your last dose.
i think it's funny how she always drags everything into a pity party>the only angel in my life
once her grandma is her only angel, than it's only lurch and sometimes in a better mood she includes roger too. but then again when she needs pity it's only one again.
same goes for sex repulsion.
That hickey probably really was just a bruise from shooting up. Hickeys also usually need longer to fade.
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she's all over the place
In regards to that hickey… I wonder if she shot up in her neck, it left a bruise and she decided Lurch better give her a hickey to cover up the trackmark.
Sage for tinfoil hat and bringing up an old subject.
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lol it's so on point with >>429611
even the capslock. >>429654
and you know someone will buy it. While many great artists earn so little from their art they couldn't possibly pay half of rent with it.
maybe they have to stick a needle in their arm to get people to buy their work. gosh
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"Sex disgusts me"
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what is she even saying?
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The Tuna's logic: being a fan of Walter White= bad and sexist
But being a fan of Bojack Horseman= so cool and speshul uwu
There's a lot of shows with well-written/badass female characters (OITNB for example) so if "Breaking Bad" characters triggering
you so much then just stop watching. And leave people free to enjoy. It's that simple…ugh
Sage for tv-show autism
ok i don't want to make this into a topic about breaking bad but i didn't actually find skylar annoying and found most of her actions understandable when you consider the fact that her husband is making and selling meth. sure she was written to be annoying, but if people take walters dick outta their mouths for 2 seconds they could see that she isn't acting too unreasonably
…sage for continuing this discussion. i'm sorry. but i kind of understand what tuna is saying. although the irony of her saying this and then her orgasming over bojack horseman 24/7 like >>429939
said, is pretty funny
although that pic is quite old by now.
but I too go rather with the theory that lurch's junkie dick cant get up anymore.
Maybe he shot up in his dick and now has an infection there too?
she hasnt said anything only whining about the ~worst day ever~ when his last court day was iirc.
his next court date is on Lurch's next court date is on sept 13 as some smart anon figured out.
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probably nothing too serious will happen. people have been saying this the whole time, since he got arrested. he will either be eventually sentenced to drug court or probation which is basically the same thing.
after that, the only way he'll do actual jail time is if he pees dirty for one of his drug tests for drug court or probation.
and even then, sometimes when people pop dirty they don't get sentenced to jail time, they get sentenced to a 28 day inpatient program.
a lot of people can get away with using while on drug court or probation, even though it's a risk. drug court in NY is more difficult to evade, because you're definitely going to have to go at LEAST once a week for counseling and drug tests. but it's possible to get high and get away with it.
probation in NY is usually more lenient, as long as you're not there for a violent crime. you start off going 2x a month usually, and then after the first few months they drop you down to once a month.
as for when he will be sentenced, cases for petty crimes like drug possession and even intent to sell, can be dragged on for months or even over a year.
it won't be the defendant (Lurch in this case) who is postponing it. a junkie trying to run the courtroom? no judge would EVER put up with that shit.
the lawyers are the ones who constantly ask for continuances to drag it out and it is adjourned for months and months. usually because they have more important/serious cases going on and because they're lazy af and don't want to do any real work on a case they deem as small time.
it's kinda like a student procrastinating on homework, but on a larger scale. the lawyers know they're going to have to eventually do it but "ehhh, I'll do it next month."
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anon is talking about that part.
it's undefinable. Like someone puked on it or peed on it or both and it ran down and made a nice yummy puddle on the carpet.
I hate how she always insists on wearing this ~*uwu vintage lingerie*~ but it never fits. Her boobs are sagging, which is fine, but they sag so that the seam that's supposed to go BELOW the breasts just kind of rests on top of them, like over her nipples. It looks so, so bad and merely emphasizes how ill-fitting her clothes are…
Sage for autism.
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>>430116>60+ times>62 episodes, ~45 minutes each>62 eps x 60 = ~2,790 hours
get a JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(I know 60+ was an exaggeration but maaaaan she could use that time so well….)
jesus fucking christ that really could be luna's tagline for life>I HAVE EXPLICITLY STATED THAT I AM A VICTIM
whew yes you sure have. it seems to be the only thing you actually do
sidenote but her amping up this ~sexual assault~ she's gone through is verging on insulting. she's just building it up so she can add it to her laundry list of uwu broken bpd courtney love aesthetic qualities and its embarrassing as shit when you consider the experiences she's had are so relatively minor.
maybe if she stopped spending money on takeaway and did a grocery shop she could eat more than once a day.
People who are friends with her on facebook:
How do you stick all her posts of non stop whining? I would have unfriended her ages ago
wonder if thats Lurchs favorite juice box
also is that a knife on that moldy pillow?
Where did all these sudden sexual assaults come from anyway? I've not been following Tuna too long, but I've only heard about 2 dudes slapping/grabbing her ass at a concert. How did she get to 4?>>428549
Agreed with other anons tho, equating her experience with rape victims is a fucking joke. Wasn't her ~rape experience above-clothing anyway?
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this chick has way, way, WAY too much time on her hands
Her fupa is really testing the fabric on them wtf.
Also has yet to throw away her foam ramen cup from days ago… baby noooooooo
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Can't wait till she nods off while being spiritual
and accidentally burn the building down
>>430286>a lot more spiritual
Meaning: a lot more ~filthy junkie aesthetic~>>430300>>430305
Another anon's input, it actually works for me every time and only takes 1-2 days to clear up completely. I stopped using the OTC creams a long time ago because they hurt so bad and am glad to have found something that works besides them.
How the hell else will she spread herself to new people to pity her and maybe send her money?
It seems people are starting to figure her out and she's not getting as much attention from her current group of followers. She needs new ones to buy her Dominos and lingerie that doesn't fit.
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She says she hasn't had her period in two years besides the time she had it last month?!?
Nah, she's mentioned having it more recently than 2 years ago. She was begging for period pad money.
She's a hooooorrible liar. She needs to make a spreadsheet and take notes on her stories.
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yeah i remember her complaining about her period a few months ago >>430437
she cant help herself everyone must know about her menstrual cycle
there's probably a random post on tumblr about how ~problematic
~ steve buscemi is and its petty but i'd love to show her how (not actually) problematic
steve buscemi is to ruin her fun because she needs to keep up that "im an activist!" act she's got going on
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didnt know one of them was a female cat>>430536
can you go somewhere in OT and tell whats problematic
about him? I always loved him, but dont want to derail here.
i don't think he actually is a bad dude, i haven't heard anything about him being bad or problematic
. i was just saying there's probably some ridiculous tumblr post about how he said "fuck" when he stubbed his toe or some shit that luna would have to cry over online for her activism points lol
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usually i just stick to lurking on here but i had to post this, the level of grime covering everything is unreal.
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What the fuck am I looking at? What is the white powder caked on literally every surface? Was that beauty blender originally black? Has she literally ever washed a brush before? I have so many questions.
how the FUCK does she live like this but never gets eye infections or acne?
also how does she live in that filthy hovel with dirty, unwashed bedsheets and towels, unwashed and previously used clothes, really tight pants etc. and never gets any sort of yeast infection or bug bites??
the foundation caked on every single makeup product she owns jfc does she rub it in with her hands and just wipe it on everything?
She has a blending sponge, why is her foundation on everything else too?
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I was wondering this too. She always complains about being broke but I frequently ship things and shipping something pretty small can sometimes cost around $3-$5. I can only imagine how much shipping a canvas is due to its size and weight. I follow her on depop and she has apparently sold a few pieces but there are no reviews. Depop is unlike Amazon where you don't really have to review things, it's much more personal and sold items are more likely to get a review, so it's strange that she has NO reviews
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This one of course still has much room for improvement, but imo it's so much better than all the other stuff surrounding it. The facial proportions are almost right (She still never gives anyone a fucking chin but look at this character's face compared to all the others). The shading style looks intentional instead of clueless and botched. It's annoying to see because it shows that so much of the pieces sh e "spends so much time on" are truly lazy botched rush jobs and she can already do way better, even without any further training or practice.
saged for long-winded art sperging
I swear I've seen her art in another cow's photo before, I just can't remember which one. I'm pretty sure it was the cupid one too but besides that I can't remember. Maybe Nicole Dollanganger?
Besides that, in one of the earlier threads there was someone posting the commission they got from her so I'm assuming she does ship them. They probably buy them out of pity and actually think they're shit so that might be why they don't leave reviews though
as i recall, that person only posted the depop image or tuna's instagram image and said they bought it because they collect art by mentally ill people. I remember that one. Though, never actually said, they got it through mail.
But tbh, if she didnt ship the stuff, she would try selling the stuff again and secondly I think at least one of those ditched buyers wouldve find their way to us here to complain and bitch about her.
But tbh with tuna and how ridiculous unresponsible she is, I somehow just cant imagine her, wrapping a package with a canvas together and walk to a postal office, so ???
Yeah…. If her weird ass-kissing followers are actually
buying her shit, I feel like they would definatley leave reviews and post it on their instas and then tag her..
And there hasn't been one ~*~uwu im going to them post office with this painting I just sold!!~*~ selfies from Tuna, and she posts a selfies every time she leaves the house because its a big adventure for her since she has no life.
I agree that she wouldn't be able to not document/brag about walking to the post office or drop box.
The only other ways I can think of other than scamming are
1) Pat, her dad, or some other person like that actually wraps them up and ships them, desperate to help her make a little of her own money. They store her art and do it at their own home so she can't take proof pics and obviously she won't brag about someone doing it for her.
2) She's managed to figure out that you can hand packages to ship to USPS mail people when they arrive to drop off mail, and she's too shy to take a pic of her handing mail to them. And maybe she doesn't take pics of the packaging she does because it's filthy so sloppy even she can tell. Unlikely though
RE: This whole depop stuff:
we know people buy the artwork, we've seen her friends with commissions. Last thread there was a pic of someone with their commission. We've also seen her Father's friends buy artwork. One of them was famous and she boasted about it. We've seen people take pictures of her artwork on social media. Why the fuck would Tuna lie about having more money? That's the exact opposite of her MO.
Tuna's art is a bit crap, but there's no reason to lie about people buying it. She doesn't sell all of it, as evidenced by the stacks of canvases thrown in a corner of their room, but she's definitely sold at least 3 notebook commissions and at least 4 canvases this year. One of them went to that gender-special green haired thing that constantly sucks her dick on facebook and tumblr, another was some alt looking girl. Another went to the woman anons mentioned earlier, who prided herself on collecting artwork of crazy people. As well as 2 being sold to Tuna's Dad's friends.
The notebook commissions would literally fit in a post-box because they're only a piece of a5 paper. The canvases? Maybe Lurch posts them during his drug runs. Maybe Pat picks them up in the morning and posts them for her. Who the fuck knows? It's jumping to conclusions to assume "because Luna doesn't take pictures of herself at the post office, she must be scamming people, despite nobody accusing her of not sending items." Wouldn't her depop have negative reviews if she was scamming people? If Tuna was scamming people out of hundreds of dollars, we'd hear about it (like we do with Pat the cancer patient). I find it weird how easily people here are willing to believe Tuna lies about EVERYTHING. I'd be very surprised to hear she was lying about this because it makes no goddamn sense.
They're marked as "sold" on depop, when people aren't paying thru the app, because Tuna offers a "discount" if you just PM her about the artwork instead. Depop takes a percentage of the sale, and she'd prefer to do it direct through pay-pal. Pay-pal has buyer protection too so it's not a scammer thing, it's a cheapskate thing - as she doesn't want to pay the Depop sale fee.
I see literally no reason to lie about which paintings have sold and which haven't. I see no reason for her to avoid spending $5 on postage when she's just been given $25-$170 per piece. I think it's more likely that Tuna puts up ALL her artwork on Depop (just in case), and then just marks it as "sold" when some idiot from tumblr messages her (on facebook or whatever) and asks to buy it. That idiot from tumblr has no idea Tuna has a depop, and wouldn't leave a review because they didn't buy it on there anyway.
textwall anon from above, but her fanbase do
tag her on Instagram when they receive their commissions. They're just not using Depop to buy it.
It's not a competition, but -blogspot for a sec- I've experienced something (slightly) "worse" than being groped a couple times above clothing. I still wouldn't call myself a rape victim, "almost raped", or a sexual abuse victim. What I experienced is incomparable, and I wouldn't even attempt to equate what I experienced with a rape victim. I also wouldn't write a big blogpost on a Facebook group, about how people need to respect my feelings and not discuss the topic of the group because ~I'm triggered
~. I can handle people discussing rape without l i t e r a l l y s h a k i n g. I don't even equate discussion of sexual assault with my
assault, I forget about it a lot of the time.
I'd love to hear how the fuck Tuna equates "I was touched by a few douchebag hornball teenagers" to Skylar's rape scene in Breaking Bad. Attempted marital rape is the same thing as a boy touching your boobs in front of a teacher guiz. If she was really so triggered
by all this, you'd think she'd have continued with therapy. Oh wait, if she was a normal girl who didn't ~cry over everything, nobody would give her attention.
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To recap on events, the hag has posted this picture of lurch in their preteen/teen aesthetic bed making everyone's skin crawl (pic might be blurry sorry)
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He drops her off at the train station to her father because he's her true love in shining armor meanwhile he looks like a weird labor working crackhead as always, just for after her visit she cuts off her father as some "evil person"
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Posting pictures as such and other oblong pills that she's been speculated stealing from her father, we feel he is getting tired of giving her drugs and her stealing and she backlashes bc of junky tendencies. We will see as today she would normally visit evil dad
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Luna got a lip piercing 6 days ago, as long as a better fitting septum clicker. Only for her piercing to obviously now be caked in filth
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Gets face mask to have it smothered in her makeup or another recent face mask she's bought. Note dirty ass piercing. Luna is delirious and feels like she was ugly in her youth(4 years or so ago) compared to now. We want to know why. Is it benzo blindess? That's all the events that majorly took place during the downtime of the site
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my apologies, here's a bigger version of the pics
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for anybody wanting to skim the whole thread while on hiatus - https://temp.lolcow.farm/pt/35#p13282
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This was her last post (12 hours ago.) no signs of her dad's apartment.
Shes not really "kicking him to the curb". Shes just throwing a little hissy fit. She'll realize she cant do without his pills/money/support and go crawling back.
Pretty sure this happened once before.. She "cut him off" and stopped going over there while she was doing that outpatient thing.
I wonder what she'll do this time to worm back in his good graces.
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okay for once, I need to "defend" Tuna. A piercing leaves a wound and it takes up to 2-4 weeks until it stops to sip clear wound ooze. Youre also not suppossed to take it out, especially in the first 2 weeks, because you can have trouble putting it back it. I had several piercings before and cleaning the crust of the piercing was always a pain in the ass literally.
But as it looks like it seems to have mixed up with the foundation she is not yet TO PUT OVER THE FRESHLY PIERCED WOUND
sage for rant
yeah new piercings ooze and get crusty but if you clean them often enough you shouldnt be able to tell.
also shes obviously putting foundation in it which you shouldnt do. just layer and layer of crusty foundation getting into that new piercing wound.
The CHUNK OF CRUST on the post of that lip bar. Are you serious tuna?! I have lip piercings so I know about the healing crusties but it should never pile up and get that nasty, what the hell?!? Its disgusting and she never even thought to pick/wash off that pile of shit?
Sage for tuna is fucking disgusting, what new? Nasty.
Tuna would take this as a compliment. Her goal aesthetic is trashy/courtneylove/cutesy/grunge.
Im just glad she didnt get a nipple piercing. shutters
Shes said in the past that she really wanted one.
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what the hell is she doing with her eye makeup, geez. I actually preferred her "junkie" eyeshadow like >>429272
, now it looks like she has drooping eyelids
the pills she posted here are alprazolam 1mg which is a benzo
she also posted quetiapine fumarate 300 mg which is an antipsychotic
if she's stealing them from her dad he prob needs them
Isn't there a litter box right above the newspapers? The green thing? I hope so, because those cats deserve at least that much…
Is Roger still AWOL btw?
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I just noticed that but that wasn't there in the last picture she took from that angle and it looks like the cat is using the bathroom in the background on top of the newspapers.
Looks like a litterbox. Its probably dirty as fuck and the cats wont use it, so thats why all the newspaper is around it, because they piss and shit AROUND the box instead of in it.
Also, yeah…. What the fuck happened to Roger!?! He went to the hospital and she hasnt mentioned him since…. Fucking weird.
It's sad that it took her nasty ass this long to get a damn litter box, but she happily buys face masks, makeup, fake nails, new clothes, the works.
She begs for money for herself but won't ask someone on one of the shopping sprees to buy a litter box? Really? There's no excuse at all.
i agree. i think the only ok lip piercings are the ones that go in the center of the upper lip, or the center of the bottom lip. the rest kind of remind me of trailer park trash or scene kids. >>432066
you know how people gradually get better at makeup as time passes? i swear she's been doing her makeup exactly the same since she was like 16. when is she going to fix that eye makeup, foundation, and those eyebrows
cant believe she missed the cat takin a shit in the background of her pic lmao>>432329
hes probably still alive or she'd be asking for funds or gifts for her depresh but yeah i wish she would actually mention where he is i can only guess hes still in hospital which means he must be doing pretty bad
Xanax and Seroquel
sage for easier recognizable names
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Sometime after he went to the hospital, she said they had no money to get him home in hopes someone would send her money. Some people here said he could probably ride in one of those vans that take people who can't afford to get to and from doctor visits or home from the hospital and it's been silence on it since.
Since that, he hasn't been mentioned since. So, unless they found some way to literally abandon him, he's probably home and she's waiting for some other issue to try to squeeze money out of people.
Because I figure if they were reported for elder abuse or something like that after the ambulance came around or the hospital saw something, she'd be crying and whining about it all the time and how they're all he has and they work so hard for him and the law is just out to get poor people trying to survive. And blah blah blah donate for a lawyer blah blah blah.
yeah i agree>look ugly for three weeks
its the best shes looked in months
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There she is. And lurch suspiciously trying not to look like he came right out of an drug den but fails so terribly.
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reminds me of those
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Her lips touching that face…
Why would he wear a dress shirt and tie? Did he have a court date today?
Also that nasty old bedspread she never washed is now a backdrop and eve nastier.
Maybe Luna never lost or broke whatever she said happened to her old one so daddy could by her a new one a lurch can have a drug phone and and Iphone
Sage for tinfoil hat wearing.
i just wondered if anyone else had noticed.
the return of the nasty bedding pt 56. now with added tears!
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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE POOR EXCEPT ME WAAAHHHHH
>>434150>watching prison documentaries to get Lurch ready for the big house>falls in love with animal that could get them arrested for drug possession>want to buy a dog to name it after a drug dog
The fucking logic.>>434153>my mom is poor, how dare you!!
Bitch your daddy has an upperclass apartment and you inherited a fuckton of money from your grandma.
Luna is seriously so obnoxious. Everytime I feel pity for her, or want to help, she proves that's she's actually a shitty person and doesn't deserve it.
Luna, stop attacking people for going to college and bettering themselves and society just because you dropped out of art school. Your father owns a loft in New York freakin city. You take drugs all day and eat fast food constantly. you have no reason to belittle others for the way they live their lives. I go to school and work but I rarely buy new clothes, and I rarely go thrifting because instead I just take care of the clothes I already have. It's called a washing machine Luna, look into it. You wouldn't need to go thrifting every week with your allowance from daddy if you just washed the clothes you already had.
She makes me so angry. You and Lurch barley take care of the animals you already have! You wouldn't have the ability to raise a German Shepard.
Luna pretends to be such a good person and a savior of minorities for being a liter keyboard warrior on the internet while she shovels junk down her gullet and into her veins. She's such a bland, shitty person I almost hope she doesn't get any better.
Did she not go to an expensive private school, have a huge inheritance, and now live off of daddy's money and a dying man's social security checks? She can go fuck herself.>>434154>9/11
and there she goes, using others' experiences to draw attention to herself again. My SO's dad died at point of impact, and he had a great time listening to Trump's gaffes.
>>434265>Did she not go to an expensive private school, have a huge inheritance, and now live off of daddy's money and a dying man's social security checks? She can go fuck herself.
bitch your father furnishes you weekly with free drugs, money, skincare, clothes, a place to stay for free that isn't crawling with used needles and cat shit, somewhere to wash your stinking ammonia-riddled clothing, a clean place to sleep for the night, somewhere to bathe. useless junkie.
I swear she hates "rich college kids" so much because she's regretting her life choices. She literally used to be the stereotypical rich college kid, fucking around with her friends, going to concerts and on road trips.
She could have been one of the "broke college kids" but she gave it up for Lurch and heroin. So now she makes up excuses about how ~broke~ her family has always been, cuz that means she doesn't have to admit she threw away an easy life.
i hardly ever check this thread anymore but fuck that op image is just something else, i always stop scrolling to look at it. some next level crack confidence>>434346
quitting dope is a big fucking deal. if she weren't using anymore i'm sure she'd be posting about getting clean. luna loves to whine and there is hardly an experience more miserable. i think it's more realistic to assume that she never quit
I hate how she thinks thrifting is just for "poor people". I think it's great that it's becoming more popular, thrifting is good for the environment plus you can find some really unique and wonderful pieces.
I don't think "rich kids" are trying to seem "poor" or "punk".
I know this gets asked all the time, but I kinda get where anons coming from this time. Hear me out
I wouldn't place bets on Luna being off H, but I do have a tinfoil hat theory that's been bubbling away since she OD'd. All speculation so if you hate that shit skip.
I get the feeling maybe Lurch has been off heroin for the trial (the last month or 2) so he can look better in court - "recovering" addicts get less strict sentences, because it shows that they're making an effort to sort their life out independently. Lurch legitimately uses his methadone script nowadays, Luna confirmed when they went to the hospital he needs like 200mg of methadone a day or something ridiculous. I think that Luna may have kept using H after Lurch stopped, that's why her injection sites started looking so gnarly (she was injecting herself instead of Lurch doing it), and she OD'd because -she- fucked up the dosage like a noob. It's also the only way I can see Lurch being sober enough to administer narcan.
After the OD, I dunno, she seemed to change a little. I just get the vibe she's not off her face on heroin all the time. Luna's selfies used to freak me out because of the COMPLETE vacancy in her eyes, you could see her tiny pinned pupils and nothing going on in her head. I don't get that from her anymore, and she's been posting a lot of pill porn recently. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that Luna's been on methadone for a few weeks, abusing prescriptions for an added high.
It sucks that Luna doesn't have a drug blog anymore. She's extremely coy about her drug usage nowadays, which makes no sense when you see the stuff she posts on Facebook for ALL her friends to see.
>>434154>dad helped clean for months
Everyone in her family is such a good person huh?
Didn't she say her grandma also did something along those lines? Sage for not remembering correctly
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jfc she looks like her paintings
what is happening with her lips and eyebrows and eyes and everything
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her body is so awful if it wasnt luna id feel bad for her
sometimes her outfits are cute like i'd wear this lol but you just know its covered in blood n those socks aint clean
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Underrated comment, made me do a fucking double take.
Everything in that picture looks like it was taken out of someone's trashcan.
Looks like she didn't apply her lipstick very precisely and just went in a full circle shape rather than filling in the details. Might just be laziness or strung out application.
Fun fact though, before the instahoe trend of giant lips, it used to be cute to put foundation on the sides and whatever to make your lips appear smaller because of the living doll trend. Some people forget that styles are vast and change over time. I remember when thin brows were cute and now if they aren't extra thick and overdrawn you get ridiculed, heh.
Sorry for weird side note
She started the use the room since Roger is in the hospital. I really don't think he's back.
Anyway, it seems like either his room or the living room (which could be his room) because it's connected to the kitchen. I don't think she takes pictures there when he's around.
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Forgot to post the pic, I suck
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Old picture of Luna that her friend posted if no one has seen it. Also interesting is that if you look at her tagged pictures (which is how I found this one), brands have tagged her as recently as April this year with their products. And she claims to be broke. Sorry if this is old news I've just never looked at her tagged photos before
Not the fucking point, she used to be a lot more blatant about her heroine use since it's part of her aesthetic or some shit.
And well, she still is but she's entirely stopped posting anything about dope.
I hit enter too early, the thing is she doesn't give a fuck about posting her pills and even crack, so she is still the same old Luna.
But she used to post needle pictures all the time yet suddenly stopped? Why?
she hasn't done that in ages? she moved on to mostly talking about it, then cut that back. she doesn't even post her shit about pills much anymore. Probably doing it all on a sideblog or something.
anyhow, this is Luna we're talking about. I won't believe she's clean until I see some goddamned hard proof. And then I'll have a fucking heart attack, because this kid lives for the dope, with a dope-runner, in a filthy dope hovel.
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I feel like I shouldn't be shocked any more, when she straight up asks for shit from strangers. How can someone be so rude, entitled and lacking in self-awareness? I hate her. Her entire life is infuriating.
Lurch had court on the 13th. Nothing happened. Hes got another court date for November 14th.
He just keeps putting everything off instead of just dealing with it, as predicted.
she never posted about heroin/crack on her mainblog, only about weed because weed is socially accepted.
she posted about heroin and other drugs only on her drug blog, where she didn't reveal her identity, even saying "omg i accidentally posted abt drugs on my main blog, no one must know".
Other farmers then discovered that she had a drug blog.
Lurk more before you question her drug use every week, she was on heroin for over 3 years and still is.
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and i dont even know what im looking at on here
god can we stop the "she hasnt posted herself shooting up so she is definitely so clean you guise uwu ~ " bullshit?
does anyone even know how hard it is to come clean from heroine regarding the physical withdrawal alone? cant hear this bs anymore
If she had quit at any time it would have been evident in her appearance, even if she had transitioned to methadone. Has she ever taken a week or two off from posting?
And the black smears on her face and hands are most likely from a crack pipe.
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not that anon, but
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Sage for OT, but I just came across this picture of Kurt and Courtney's apartment in 1992. I guess this is the home decor look she's going for?
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comments on the pic w the smears on her thigh
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sorry if this was already posted
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the comments on this picture
"lipstick swatches i couldn't get off"
ummmm you mean makeup that was on your hands that you smeared onto your leg?
I can't even ask people to donate to charity walks that I host. How do I acquire such confidence??
Sage for no contribution.
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Comments on this post.
>>434827>don't shame leeches
k>>434831>i need a job so i don't have to rely on my dad>my parents don't help me at all
I'm new to this cow, so is Luna Slater her real name? If so, it's really stupid to be posting stuff like this on an account attached to her real name and pictures when she's actively trying to get employment.
Also, she's gotta stop with this woe is me stuff. Being addicted to hard drugs is awful, I'm sure, but if she wants to be a big self-sufficient adult, she needs to realize that you can't go around complaining about all of your personal issues to strangers on Facebook all day. You know what she needs? A diary to write all this shit in and get it out. This post could be like 90% shorter if she cut out all the bullshit. I guess there's a reason she's a lolcow, though, so it probably won't happen.
How many times is she going to bring up how her mom stole her money from what, 3 years ago? It sucks but jesus christ Luna you know you're never getting it back, you admit that here. WHO FUCKING CARES ANYMORE GET A JOB IF YOU NEED MONEY
no cow annoys me more than this self-centered brat
wasn't the money in question a small fraction of a large inheritance that she pissed away in no time at all anyway?
I feel the same way re her self-centred bullshit. the whole 'poor people like me' thing drives me wild, so I take regular breaks from this thread.
Where the hell
is this coming from?? Bitch, why are you suddenly acting like you being a bum and not having a job is fresh news? The condition your life is in not some kind of devastating revelation. You've lived like this for how long now? A few years give or take, right? Don't know who the hell she's putting on this front for (I guess she's hoping to squeeze out her weekly dose of pity from whoever still has the patience to deal with her shit), it's not like she's ever shown any sort of incentive to do anything with herself before. Girl doesn't even have the discipline to bathe regularly let alone be a functioning member of society.
most of the time it's not even the client themselves requesting it. I had similar cases to Lurch, 2 years ago in metropolitan new york as well. my lawyer just postponed it every single time. they didn't ask me if I was clean or needed to get clean, nothing. after the first 4 months, I didn't even need extra time to get clean, I was on methadone and not using ANY illicit drugs, even weed and alcohol. I brought paperwork showing I was doing well and they STILL adjourned it for another 7 months after that. it took 11 months in total for them to combine both cases, allow me to plead guilty and sentence me to probation.
it's 99.9% usually just laziness on the lawyer's part. if they wanted to move forward with it and get it over with, they wouldn't give a shit what Lurch wanted. especially if it's not a paid lawyer, just a public defender - and I believe that's the case here.
Is this from practicing baseball, her all-time favorite sport? Never heard her complaint about that before.>>434841>You know what she needs? A diary
Oh, anon, but she does. Just wait a few days and she'll post some excerpts.
Genuinely, how can anyone live in actual filth.
Clutter I can understand, clothing on the floor etc. But used containers and tissues?
Is this specifically a druggy thing? I just dont get how she can live in filth. She probably does get inspo from these types of pictures.
>>434830>I only want to work to show up my daddy because he sucks and he won't let me steal from him anymore. so mean uwu
Fixed that for you, Tuna.
God just imagining her going through the nursing program. That's TWO YEARS of hard work and intense classes, Tuna. There's no way she'll even make it three months before she gives up and realizes it's not worth it just so she can steal meds from the hospital.
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did i ever tell this thread about the time that luna and matthew freaked out at me over bunk acid
pretty decent example of how entitled she is (idc if she reads this and finds out its me i cut ties w her a long time ago plus i don't even live in nyc let alone USA anymore) but once she was mad desperate for acid and i vaguely knew this dude who sold it. i had got from him one time and it worked fine so i hit her with his number . but i guess whatever she bought from him didn't work and then she got crazy pissed at /me/ and i felt super bad bc i had had a fine experience with it. then fucking matthew texted me theu her phone and i was so grossed out i wanted to die tbh lol. didn't rly stay close with her after that….. felt rly weird how much she lost her shit over some fucking cid
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I imagine heroin users barely think about the mess, they're too busy being super high to even realise it's there.
I've never done heroin, but it sounds like doing anything
on it is hard, and people just kinda sit around doped up. If you're constantly high, you're not going to have the energy to clean. I hate cleaning but I still force myself to do it.
Tuna's something else tho. Most addicts don't leave makeup on their legs, put pictures up, and explain "they couldn't wash it off", that shit's abnormal. I'd attribute it to depression, but she manages to slap a full face of makeup on every couple hours so she clearly has the motivation, she just doesn't give a shit.
omg anon this is amazing. You just KNOW everyone on her friends list in NYC constantly gets shit like this off her, she's so fucking outrageous lol. You did her a favour hooking her up, it's not your fault he's not reliable. I'm assuming you told her you'd only got off him once, at that point it's entirely her fault for going to him.
This makes me hate her even more tbh, I know people like this and they're the worst - constantly begging for hookups then getting entitled when it doesn't work out.
>also my main thing i was wondering was why she was spending sixty bucks on acid just for her and lurch considering that it's 10/tab…… Hmm
Methinks Lurch sells drugs to kids with no contacts (like 17yos) at a markup, they probably buy $60 of acid knowing they can have a night tripping, and then sell the rest to break even/make a little money.
luna. i get you.
in the sense that you, out of all people, shouldn't be working in nursing. >>434840
can you imagine her doing an internship while complaining about her mental illnesses or her knee, while pus drips down from her infected abscesses and eyes pointing in opposite directions..? yeah, me neither.
it may have been an attempt to guilty trip you and the guy into double the dose. like>bullshit man! What you sold me was absolute fucking shit and didnt work at all! I want my money back or something else
someone who might get intimidated enough might send them the money back or give them money for making up for the "lost money"
also what is it, did they wait 60 hours in the rain for nothing or was the stuff fake… ?like decide girl
>>435035>but it sounds like doing anything on it is hard, and people just kinda sit around doped up.
gosh anon, shooting up dope isnt like it depictured in all your petty teenage trash movies like trainspotting. There is hell of a lot people who use heroine to be high-functioning and be steady in stressful jobs that require 110% of performance.
Hell there are fulltime housewives with children that start with heroine to be able to deal with all the shit and no they dont lie in filth 24/7, they have an organized household.
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yep and it's overwhelmingly common in IV drug users
>>435032>she's crying because she really wanted to trip
Everything makes that bitch "cry". That alone should be a wake-up call, but of course Lurch doesn't notice or care about how odd it is for a person to cry over not getting high enough. Giving an unstable person drugs doesn't scream love at all.
You were waaaaay nicer and patient than I would have been, anon. You should have gone off on her the moment she went nuts.
That's totally untrue. Maintaining a job whilst being an addict is nearly impossible.
It's fine if you already have $$$ and a super reliable dealer. If not then you're fucked. First time your dealer doesn't show you'll have to skip work and search out dope. Either that or go in with clear signs of withdrawl
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this is what the term 'junkie' is actually for.
functional addicts are people who can work, have a social life, etc despite their addiction.
junkies are the ones that are fully controlled by their addiction, typically live in filth, always chasin', etc.
I'd argue all junkies were functioning addicts at some point.
And at some point most functional addicts will become junkies - the only difference between the two is the length of time using. For some people it's a couple months, others a couple years, and maybe some people get a decade or two.
>>435208>my books keep falling behind this piece of furniture I can't move
what she means is that she's actually too lazy to get up and move it.
I would never loan my books to her, she doesn't take care of anything. it'd come back (if she ever gave it back) caked in dirt and makeup
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I was thinking when I saw these she looked really good. For her.
But yeah its probably because you can only see a fraction of her face lol
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There's a thing called google, Tuna.>>436004
Oh boy here comes the begging for ~taxi fare~
an issue with his tooth? oh i guess i missed him coming home>>436008
um and you know everyone in the whole world?
shit that never happened. and you are pretty much the definition of a junkie, Tuna.
meanwhile: poor Roger, damn :(
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old luna pics
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lol no denying the other chick's pic is tryhard as fuck but i'm more on her side than tuna's.
who do you think Frida really
would have disliked more?
-white girl who attempts to be self aware and acknowledge that she's white and seems to really enjoy frida's art in some way
-white girl who latches onto said pic to virtue signal about race as if she's not white herself and has the gall to say what Frida would most definitely hate or not
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The fuck are you talking about anon? There's a pic of her in a swimsuit a couple images up, and you can see her legs are significantly smaller and her stomach is too.
Also only ana-chans quantify weight in BMI
Woah, these make her look so attractive compared to what she is now. And rail against her figure all you'd like anachan, but she looks healthier with a fuller figure in these than she does in her flabbier albeit 'slimmer' opioid version that she is now.
Lord there was a time when she was hydrated, fed, and had a complexion not cracking and sallow. She even had nicer clothes..
no top kek, that's not what luna want.
ya know. She doesnt want to r e a d it. She just wants to h a v e it. She wants to put it in her shelf and take pics of it and post it on IG and never look inside of it.
9/10 times I see someone saying "in the us this is normal but in europe it's considered fat," they aren't even from europe.
she's not skinny, she could stand to lose 30 lbs at that point. but she obviously looks a lot healthier in those old pics than how she looks now. probably because she actually went outside and walked around more than once a week and wasn't addicted to heroin.
from one ana-chan to another, please stop fucking up the thread with your distorted ideas about bodies.>>436005
luna you have no place to judge others about their treatment of animals.
Dude nayrt but she's fat. I'm from the UK, the most obese nation in europe and she would be considered heavily overweight here, especially because she's young.
She does look a thousand times healthier though, no argument there. Just the difference in her lips is astounding to me, makes so much difference when they're not all scabbed over and flaky. They're the nastiest feature on her face that's actually attached to it, the rest of the grossness is just filth and makeup.
>from one ana-chan to another, please stop fucking up the thread with your distorted ideas about bodies.
The thread doesn't get shitted up until people start arguing about it. How about we all just agree to assume people are posting their ~opinions~ and not start circular arguments about pointless shit.
also how would you even know >they aren't even from europe.
Unless you're a mod/admin?
wait y'all hold up. how does she NOT know how to cook? she supposedly comes from an abusive household… her mum cooking for her every night doesn't make any sense, if her claims aren't over exaggerated. i personally came from an abusive household (not drug addicts, just abusive dicks) and i had to start learning how to cook by 10 years old out of necessity because my mother wasn't cooking for me or my sister.
i find it really strange she doesn't know how to cook when she has this "i've fended for myself for years!" mentality.
and she doesn't know how to grocery shop, as we've all seen before.
what's with all the ana-chans in here? I'm used to the druggies sperging out, but this is new. also, opinion doesn't cover people being plain wrong, like the one before who talked about BMI 33-35. that's way off. >>436596>>436636
this is one of those times when I feel kind of bad for her. we all fucking hate it when she cries about no food and then turns up with takeout or something, but she doesn't know any different. she's never had to learn, and I wonder if she ever will.
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this is the first she's ever posted about a panic disorder iirc. and "remember benzos are always used to get high" like LUNA it is people like you who fake anxiety and panic disorders and abuse their benzos to the point where it's hard for people with ACTUAL panic disorders to get these medications. she enfuriates me
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I was going to ask about this to. He never seems happy with her. >>436715
Yeah and it's actual grime, not fucking freckles this time.
>>436692>this is one of those times when I feel kind of bad for her. we all fucking hate it when she cries about no food and then turns up with takeout or something, but she doesn't know any different. she's never had to learn, and I wonder if she ever will.
idk i feel like i'm missing something. neither of my parents taught me how to cook at all but all it took was a little bit of being hungry and broke to get me to figure out how to saute some bs. might not be cooking well but it's cooking.
Even though it's her own fault, i'm pretty sure she's been hungry and broke, so isn't that something that would make her have to learn?
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what is anatomy
ew n you know this is a self portrait too
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Ew, this outfit. Desperate to turn on Lurch with her delicate, emotionally-damaged sex kitten aesthetic that he gives no shits about. He's just going to give her an absent, lustless look and then pee in a juice carton.
Happily engaged though, right? What a joke.
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samefag, don't want to shit up post replies - but she painted a mouth with lips, then decided she was too lazy for that, just pasted over a thick black ink line and left the pencil work underneath. The face is FUCKED, the wonky eyes that look drawn in 2 different styles, the massive blob of white on the left cheek, the circle around the mouth where she couldn't be arsed to do it properly…
I used to like her work, was she always this fucking lazy and talentless?
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>>437458>I used to like her work, was she always this fucking lazy and talentless?
No way. Excuse the screenshot clusterfuck but these are in order of her uploading them. She's getting more and more lazy or fucked up. She used to actually draw the shape of the skull!
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some of her old art. it used to be a lot better and more interesting imo. i'm gonna upload a few more of her old work
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i actually really like this one. it's sad/pathetic that she's given up on even painting tbh
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i know anon upthread already made a comparison between her art but this is just astounding
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dead eyes are back
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does Luna just do this terrible art to sell to people?
Part of me thought it was kind of an escape from her horrible ass life but this just looks so fukkin lazy.
even her art is regressing as bad as she is.
the difference between >>435673
and this >>437684
is honestly kind of heartbreaking.
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someone in the comments was asking about her hair care routine lmao
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wow these are actually pretty nice. >>436996
I kinda like this one too, honestly. I like the colors and the thicc paint. I do agree with the other anon though, it was better before the ink>>437919
Looks like cut marks to me.
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hey luna, acknowledging that your socks are dirty doesn't make wearing dirty socks any less disgusting
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i would say this manicure is better than previous ones, but HER CUTICLES UGHHHH. sickening
ok i really dont want to throw a fit and start a discussion. it lacks a lot of stuff. but you have to view it as something abstract, not the anime pretty itty witty tumblr style aestetique you usually see on instagram.
her stuff from last year was good, because it had something original and special about it. It's creative.
Now she just splashes something on a canvas to get drug money though. it's actually sad.
oh please anon. there is nothing interesting or original about her work. it's trite shit teenage girls who want to go to art school draw: pictures of chicks with bangs and exaggerated facial features. basically self-portraits where the subject looks cuter. i think fawn gehweiler inspired this trend like 15 yrs ago.
assuming people who think luna's art is as shitty as her life aren't able to view art abstractly, kek.
Not anon that originally made this point, but consider that Tuna was 17/18 when a lot of this stuff was drawn. Its shallow, edgy teen crap because she was literally a shallow edgy teen.
Saying she had NO potential and her art has ALWAYS been shitty just kinda seems like exaggeration to me. She did well enough to get into art school, thats not especially hard but it shows she at least used to try.
Her complete lack of effort now is noticeable. She's managed to get WORSE over the last few years which imo means she must have had something resembling talent to begin with, that she's now lost to heroin.
If she was just some hack, she wouldn't get better or worse, like Chris Chan's artwork which has looked exactly the same for the last 10 years.
I feel like some anons in here are artists who shit on Tuna, just because she charges more for her art than they do. Nobody's suggesting her arts good enough to be sold, but I still dig some of her sketches. This shit aint worth $20 nvm $85.
Tl;Dr - Tuna's art is average when she puts effort in, terribad when she doesn't.
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Tuna wearing moldy socks….please no.>>438226
You must see some fucked up art to think that Tuna's art is "average". Maybe once upon atime she had potential but her lazy lifestyle definitely shows in her art now. Her art looks like a kindergartner did it.>>438332
She looks like a clown with ratty hair, damn.
She barely even uses tumblr, fuck off with this ~problematic
Out of everything Tuna does, her half added virtue signalling to show she's woke pisses me off the most. She uses all the buzzwords
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ITS A BEDSORE YOU DUMB BITCH THIS IS A SIGN OF NEGLECT god sorry I want to scream
Nope, looks like a bad hematoma. A pressure ulcer would have petalling around the skin. Also pressure ulcers happen when you're laying and applying pressure on something. It wouldn't happen with your arms because you're not laying on them.>>438430
Why is there a brochure for the real estate board of New York on the floor? Is Roger a member?
this is really upsetting and it’s really sad to see that poor old man living in pain in such squalor because of fucking Tuna and Lurch. you don’t post something like that on facebook asking what’s wrong. you take him to the fucking hospital. can anyone post what the comments on her post say?>>438466
i could be wrong but i think i remember Tuna talking about how Roger used to work in real estate? that could be the reason for that brochure
Luna and Lurch let Roger pay the entire rent, then they spend all their money on fucking plush toys, makeup and junk food when there's a MAN WITH HEART FAILURE SLEEPING ON A BARE MOLDY MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR.
I guess its Tuna's money, selfish bitch won't help out the man she's supposedly looking after. She needs that money to spend on literally useless crap she looks at once then throws into the hoard
Nobody deserves to sleep on a filthy mattress on the floor, but do we really know anything about Roger except he's Lurch's dad?
I wonder if he has/had drug abuse issues, seeing as Lurch is ~40 and Roger has enabled him to shoot up heroin, deal drugs, and date a high school girl (supposedly Lurch met Luna when she was 14 or so) all while living under his roof.
The whole situation seems odd, and if Roger were a normal guy, you'd think that Lurch wouldn't have turned out so creepy and f'd up so terribly. Where is Lurch's mom in all this? I'm personally guessing that Lurch grew up in a filthy household and was used to sleeping on a mattress without sheets, which is why Roger doesn't have sheets and sleeps in filth too. People who are raised in normal households don't usually date underaged girls at 30+, shoot up heroin, dress like Lurch including the hat/glasses indoors, and live in literal filth.
I'm not excusing the shit living conditions since Roger is sick, but I personally don't believe Roger is all that innocent.
>>Btw, anyone know anything about Lurch's mom/Roger's ex-wife or ex-partner?
Man I don't know how social workers can handle their jobs, if they see all this shit but are completely powerless against it.>>438953
She's had 2 summer jobs, but when you NEED to take heroin or you'll start throwing up everywhere, that makes it difficult to work a normal work shift.
Also she's lazy and would prefer to wait until another relative dies.
Don't want to be snarky but I think it's not spoken of much because it's pretty self-evident. Not only is she a heroin addict and probably depressed but besides those things she seems to have no inner will or drive to speak of. Just one of those factors make many people chronically unemployed despite needing the money, so it's totally unsurprising with Tuna. Some people are strong-willed and self-sufficient enough to grind through depression and addiction, but definitely not her.
She is Nietzsche's letzte mentsch lol.
Not to sound dumb (too late, whoops), but aren't there programs available to help addicts get jobs? Even just odd jobs here and there.
But then again, I truly do not know very much about this subject.
You can't help people who don't want to be helped. While I imagine resources for addicts in NYC are already stretched thin, Tuna's made no effort to find out about these programs that are available in most cities.
If she'd stuck with her free therapy, I imagine they would have supported her in finding a job and getting off heroin, but she's lazy and doesn't actually want to change.
True. I mean, this is the same girl who sneaks drugs into inpatient/outpatient programs and "can't wait until they're over" instead of actually using those resources for recovery.
I agree that addiction is a serious mental disorder but she exploits it to the point where it seems she's almost proud of it? She doesn't seem to want to even try
to get clean. She has just accepted it as apart of her identity and her aesthetic… A 9-5 job is definitely not apart of her aesthetic, which controls her entire life…
iirc she's mentioned before awhile ago on her tumblr (drug blog? i feel like theres a cap many threads back) about how she ~always felt~ like she was going to do heroin, she would watch people shooting up and drug documentaries all the time apparently before she actually did heroin, she was definitely intrigued by the junkie lifestyle, probably bc of courtney love and that guy from alice in chains. she knew what she was doing when she asked lurch to shoot her up the first time and she does not want to get clean, it is part of her identity and aesthetic, i agree, and i think she knows this too.
she also doesn't have a job and hasn't gotten a job because she hasn't needed to. she lives presumably rent free bc of roger in this apartment, her dad supplies her with money and pills, and people like pat and strangers on the internet buy her the things she wants. the girl doesn't know how to cook anything other than pasta and toast, and people learn to cook through NECESSITY, especially those with low incomes, and that is a clear sign that this girl has never REALLY been in a financial bind. she would have gotten a minimum wage job by now if she wasn't so spoiled, entitled, privileged, and lazy. she looks like a fool when she rants about poor people like she is one, both of her parents were clearly affluent! her grandmother left her $500,000+ and her dad lives in a high rise in manhattan, this bitch has created all of her problems and just wants to constantly be a victim.
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also from the first thread. she literally wanted to get addicted to heroin.
Honestly at this point Rogers being held captive in his own home by Captin Grease Bucket and Tuna. It's beyond obvious at this point they're mooching off what money he has while simultaneously draining the life around him.
If anything Roger and Lurch probably had the same relationship dynamic that Luna and her dad have since there so similar in their life priorities. Lurch probably like Luna spent most of his teen and adult life draining his fathers resources meanwhile manipulating him into feeling bad for him to continue the cash flow.
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anyone care to send tuna these on facebook or instagram?
she has me blocked on both but i find it ironic that she says this shit but also goes against other people who romanticize addiction. >>439131>>439129
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do you think this is in reference to her thread here? because it's not like she's getting a lot of attention on tumblr or instagram
she definitely gets some kind of weird perverse enjoyment from seeing her threads here, honestly, it's impossible for her not to know about them by now. tbh, it's kinda odd how she used to get thousands of notes two or so years ago, and now she's lucky to go over 20.
also, i googled luna's name out of curiosity wanting to see what are the first things that come up (lmao, it's gonna be pretty much fucking impossible for her to get a job anywhere, ever), and this shit came up: https://www.herhonor.org/m-m-high-level/participants/user/1503#
. the whole thing gives off really weird, fake vibes, tbh.
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Off topic I know and mentioned earlier in the thread but here's Cheys gaping arm wound
woah what the fuck is that and how did that happen
????? don't click on that if u can't handle gore bc that is one of the grossest wounds ive seen tbh
Agreed, Luna is so immature and misguided. Alice In Chains is one of my favorite bands but I have never been tempted to do heroin. Layne Staley (lead singer) had a terrible addiction that ended his life too soon and he absolutely hated heroin but was in too deep. She is disrespectful and doesn’t understand anything but thinks she’s a fucking genius.
Also, a few people have mentioned this and I will too: I googled “Luna slater” and that’s how I found this thread at all. I had never been on lolcow before. So this thread will definitely show up if a potential employer googles her, and I don’t feel bad about it.
Sage for off topic as hell but did you manually type in 'anonymous' in the name field but not put sage in the email field?
(You can leave the name field blank, and you should normally sage unless adding content to the thread)
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i think it had been mentioned previously that roger was an alcoholic at some point, but other than that that's really all we know about him. the way luna is so quick to demonize people (i.e. her ~evil dad~ with hep c and a tec-9 under his bed) i'd be surprised if roger was some shitty dude and she didn't use that to add to her victim complex.>>439129>>439131
ive said this before too but i think its an important point. ive been following luna since she was still in high school, and i saw as she started to get into drugs, smoking weed, tripping, etc, but i never saw any signs that she was doing really any low dose opiates, let alone progressively getting into higher doses. even if you do glamorize addiction, most people still start off with norcos, then move to oxy, then higher and higher until their tolerance is fucked. theres a step ladder aspect of addiction but luna literally went straight to heroin because she WANTED to and it was more "aesthetic" to her. shes proud of it, she likes it, she thinks its cool. she loved the fact that she OD'd because now she has something else to put in her shitty poems. its the same reason she's filthy and doesn't have a job. she wants to be courtney and lurch to be her kurt. its pathetic.
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>>440002>my only companion
Has two cats and a "father-in-law".
>the only one I can trust.
Has rlyblonde's mom buy her things whenever she flails.
>the smartest person I know. the most talented
Then you're going to fail hard cause he has no braincells or talent. What is he even talented with?
>i didn't know i could ever feel like this.
Mentions feeling alone and depressed on a daily basis.
Girl is a walking contradiction.
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She also posted that draw in a bojack horseman facebook group.
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I think now she is going to start spamming her shitty art for money.
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I find it interesting that lurches pupils are bigger than tunas.
Or should I take my tinfoil hat off?
The ball looks gross af but its not TOTALLY gunked down to the bar. That things been really grossing me out recently and imo it looks like shes at least given it a wipe down.
Given that she thinks cleaning makeup off her legs is too hard, all her cleaning efforts must be so fucking half assed and grotty
I'm not even sure if they're shower works? She's complained about it being broken tons of times and that the landlord won't fix anything. I don't think she ever followed up whether they repaired it or not.
She never posts about being freshly showered up would post about bathing at her Dad's house every week.
It’s honestly… not that good. At all. And it’s not just “her style.” She has no understanding of anatomy, even for anthropomorphic horses.
I think it’s funny she identifies with BoJack, the anti-hero of the show. You empathize with him but you also have to understand that he’s not a good person.
I don’t know, I just want her to stop posting in my fucking horseposting groups.
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She tries SO hard to fit in with the tumblr crowd and is just the worst.
i was just as fucking baffled as that person but maybe she's talking about transmen, not transwomen? At least then there could kinda be an argument, however stupid
Actually I don't even think she got that far
I think shes implying that basing manliness on penis size is transphobic, as the size of ones penis has Nothing to do with how valid their masculinity is. I do have to agree with her that small penis jokes are getting old. Penis size is a bad representation of ones masculinity, in case of trans people it implies if you have a big dick youll never be a propee mtf and as no real penis surgery exists for ftm.
She is probably too high to make sense again.
it makes sense either way. basing masculinity on penises singles out both trans men and trans women. i kind of doubt that she really cares tho. >>441002
i’m surprised that she also didn’t add something about that picture being racist because they’re saying an asian man has a small dick or something. oh or fat shaming for drawing donald trumps body that way lolol
But the political cartoon had nothing to do with masculinity.
You could argue that the whole 'penis measuring contest' thing is inherently manly if you really wanted to go tumblr on it, but its a fucking metaphor for NK and the US having a dick measuring contest over who has the better war resources. It has nothing to do with manliness, just a war of egos Trump vs Kim
I doubt the majority of transmen are overcompensatory megalomaniacs toying with the lives of millions over their competitive need to feel superior and worthy.
Has this bitch never heard of what "dick measuring contest" means?
This is why uneducated addicts shouldn't try to analyze political cartoons. They don't fucking get it, and wind up inserting their own irrelevant political opinions into them.
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this is her current cover pic on facebook
i'll stop mocking little dicks when men stop raping and killing women
fuck you luna
eh, so druggie is now a lil commie?
Yeesh, luna at least try and read a history book once in a while, instead of the first post that comes up on your dashboard
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From earlier in the month, Tuna getting her gullible facebook friends to share her art and try to guilt people into buying it on the grounds that she can't eat otherwise.
does this girl even actually follow Luna? the bitch posts pictures of her shitty food all the time, she's definitely not starving.
Also that picture on the top right might be the worst drawing I've seen Luna shit out yet
She mentioned here that she can cook pasta >>436003
so I assume that if she can boil pasta she can probably boil some veggies and beans. Honestly she's just most likely too lazy and probably too high to make food.
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She annoys me so much. Also sorry for bad phone collage.
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lmao was that the girl who said she was interested and then stopped replying cus she was like yeah its $45! i actually saw this bojack drawing on tumblr today and i think their prints are like $20 (honestly not me tryna sell stuff lol)
She exclusively eats junk food, instant noodles, and fast food. Bitch has never seen a real meal before.
She asked for recipes the other day and made it sound like it was impossible to cook real food without an oven. She uses her stove ONLY for heating up noodles and maybe boiling some sad pasta.
The nerve of this girl, saying someone's pettiness is "really fucked up."
Oh! Luna, could you possibly mean "really fucked up" as in, glamourising drug use to your probably mostly underage followers? HMMM?
Its apparently fucked up to change your mind on a purchase, but not taking advantage of your father, a literal cancer patient, an acquaintance who did you a favour by sorting acid, and a literal dying man you leave to bleed out on the floor.
Man Luna's fucking precious for someone so trashy. Sorry we can't all be the epitome of humanity like you Tuna.
Who knows. She's extremely immature and stubborn. Obviously she's had people try to help her or push for her to get clean, but she immediately rejects that each time. Heroin is part of her lifestyle. Getting clean would mean that she can't be a lazy piece of shit anymore, and I'm sure that terrifies her. It also means she'll have to give up Lurch, who we all know she doesn't really love, she's just in it for the drugs. He's mostly just a convenience so she doesn't have to go out and score for herself.
If she gets clean, it's something she has to want for herself. I think she enjoys her lazy life of filth and no obligations to anyone or anything besides needles and pills too much.
Maybe when shes hitting 30 and not dead like she thought. Otherwise i doubt luna is getting clean anytime soon.
Ugh at the fact rodger is living in filth on the fucking floor of that shithole. I dont care if he is/was an alcoholic - the man is elderly and clearly sick.
people we're really quick to demonize roger–it shouldn't matter if he was/is an addict,he clearly isn't in good health and should not be in an area like that. i highly doubt they take care of him with physical therapy and everything.
is it really cowtipping if we make a call out of general concern for a human life?
I mean it is elder abuse at this point. They claim to never have good food, don't have working shower, their living space is hoarders level nasty, and the man is sleeping on a bare mattress on the floor with a heart condition.
It makes me angry cause I've never seen her e-beg for clean sheets and blankets for Roger because as dirty and putrid her bed is the bitch still had sheets and pillows.
holy shit blogpost but I once knew a girl who'd bring whipped cream to parties and inhale the gas. She was fucking weird and a LOT like Tuna now I think about it. Didn't have ready access to heroin so she went down the munchie fibromyalgia root for morphine. I wonder if Tuna would have done the same if Lurch wasn't around.
>muh cotton eye joe knee is so bad I need morphine
but you can easily get the canisters and tool thing off Amazon, so if she really wanted to get high like that she'd be better off ordering it online.
There are people out here
doing and getting addicted to whippets?
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The fuck they're gonna do, leave his body there on his mattress to rot? People can't possibly be this disgusting… can they? >>442348
People in this thread aren't crazy, we don't really care. The only time someone was "outed" by their avatar it was the instathot herself selfposting to try and get attention.
Nitrous cartridges and whipped cream dispensers can be purchased at every headshop and at cooking supply stores. Headshops sell hand crackers and balloons. And there are still a few autoshops which sell tanks of medical-grade nitrous as opposed to auto-grade which contains sulfur dioxide to deter abuse (but which can be extracted by determined nozheads).
Nitrous oxide is not harmful in itself unless it is abused to excess which can cause a B12 deficiency or used in complete absence of air/oxygen which can result in hypoxia or death.
Compressed air, on the other hand, uses tetrafluoroethane as a propellant which is harmful to multiple bodily systems.
Saged for drugfaggery.
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Soon after its discovery in the 19th century, upper class Victorians held raging laughing gas parties that rivalled the scene of any Deadhead or Phishhead parking lot.
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first I thought anyone with access to her IG is like offline from the board but she has been considerably non-milky. and quite inactive.
those are the only posts after she also posted that horse on her IG account. >>441853
group dump because no milk
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Literally Tuna cannot get more trashy. She has to know it's fake, which makes her look even more fucking stupid and trashy. The shirt is ancient, she wears it all the time and it's even got a fucking huge hole in it now. For someone who apparently hates Hugh Hefner, we've seen her wear that shirt A LOT. When you compare this to Mic Jagger's daughter's tribute to Hef (pic related), she literally looks like a fucking hobo.
She took this photo to show off her fucking old-ass, torn up, counterfeit shirt. The fuck?
And the ONLY
reason she dislikes Hugh Hefner is because Tumblr told her to. Doesn't Tuna share pictures of Ted Bundy's cigarettes and pictures of the Columbine killers with the words "daddy" emblazoned over it?
Fuck off with that shit, at least Hef never killed anybody. You can't glorify criminals and killers, then get all whiny about some dude who was on the right side of the law. He was borderline criminal, but fuck Tuna with her holier than thou bullshit mental gymnastics.
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samefagging just cuz I wanted to show people what that shirt normally looks like. Turns out she doesn't wear it ALL the time, she owns multiple counterfeit playboy shirts.
Another one here: https://lolcow.farm/snow/src/1480197183374.png
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poor little Luna, she just has so much to worry about. When will she get her next fix? When will her 40 year old predator boyfriend (sorry, fiancé
) return from the gas station with her snack of a can of whipped cream? This poor girl may not even get any Redi-Whip today. Maybe we should set up a fundraiser for her.
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What is that shit around her nose?
Why take a fucking selfie that doesn't look sad, but posts a caption that implies sadness? Only Luna knows.
Maybe she did but she obviously has a huge ego, and wouldn't have the guts to admit it to any of the people in her life that could help her that she has a problem.
Like remembet when she was posting photos of her old grades from high school talking about how good they were? Like that's so sad and pathetic. There's probably some side of her deep down that looks at all the people she knew in high school continuing/completing college while she's just stagnating.
If anything Mathew is partially to blame for all that since he shot her up in the first place. Granted, she wanted it but I feel like if it wasn't form him she might have grown out of that and might not have had the means to get the drugs in the first place.
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Yeah I mean totally she at the end of the day let a grown as man shoot her up I'm not saying she's innocent I just feel like her decline would have happened a lot slower without someone facilitating it actively. Like we already know from drug blog posts she's to lazy/sick/bum knee or whatever to get drugs herself beyond the pills she steals for from her dad.
I just can't see this lazy crusty bitch getting up to seek out drugs in the slums actively. I mean she's fat as fuck and openly admitted to just eating whipped cream in bed without shame.
She going to eat fruit? Like…something that grew from the earth without being processed?
I'm actually shedding a tear rn
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Just another junkie romance.
I feel like Tuna does all the things Lurch has too much dignity to do - shit like going to the church for food, getting food off Pat, proper beggar shit.
She was bringing a lot to the table via her dad until very recently. She could steal his pills and sell them, bring back random crap etc. I'm pretty sure he was paying some of the bills, unsure if that's still the case.
Tbh he's probably just stuck with her at this point. She was some kinky chubster who wanted to prove she was hardcore to begin with (the fact we've seen her sucking his dick says she used to at least want to have sex), now she's just some sad broken heroin zombie.
I have wondered what Lurch thinks about Tuna not earning her keep. She's been pretty desperate to shill her artwork recently, plus the harassment of her old boss… Could just be because her dad cut her off tho.
ot but what movie is this from?
I think we can all agree that Luna romanticized drug abuse and pushed herself into the world of drugs, instead of kind of “falling” into it. She didn’t turn to it because of lifelong trauma/abuse, she didn’t turn to it to survive, she didn’t turn to it because it was the only world she knew. She turned to it because she thought it was cool and romantic. I think this is the reason why she won’t get clean. She views drugs as something “artistic” that makes her better than other people. She doesn’t think she’s actually doing anything wrong and she doesn’t want to stop to make a better life for herself.
However, Lurch is obviously a predator. He took advantage of a teenage girl. As an adult, he should know better than to be in a relationship with a minor. He’s a scumbag.
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the movies called candy
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Candy starring Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish as a junkie couple whose lives quickly degrade from idealised romance to squalor. At the beginning of the film she begs him to inject her after having only sniffed before and she overdoses. As addiction takes over she abandons her art and becomes a prostitute and they both thieve. They become homeless. They lose their baby while trying to kick. Their chemistry professor dealer (Geoffrey Rush) fatally overdoses. She suffers a psychotic break.
Just another junkie romance.
And an excellent film.
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also…. didnt amanda bynes just have a personality disorder?? not … drug addiction ??? pretty sure shes on meds and thats what making her gain the weight.
god luna stop whining and making everything about ur and ur drug abuse
There are pics of her posing with pills on her tongue long enough that they've started to dissolve into foam. That shit isn't done by non-addicts.
I kek'd, thought it made sense.
Doctors will tell you that if you are having a severe panic attack, you can hold Xanax under your tongue to dissolve. It tastes like fuck, but it helps with acute panic. Definitely not a druggie thing, but in her case it probably is.
Sage for medfagging.
amanda is/was on drugs and also has a psychotic illness. the weight gain is probably more to do w/ medication, yeah.
tuna implying she finds it hard to eat, kek.
I love how she has to have fake moral outrage over everything. Speaking of which do any of you find it crazy how she flips simultaneously through "Addicts are people too and there's nothing wrong with people on drugs!" to "Stop glorifying addiction it's horrible and hurts so many lives!"
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hey guys my mom just had knee replacement surgery, so let me tell you about how ~I~ feel about it and how this affects ~me~
bitch hasn't even bothered to visit her mother in the last, what, year? and all I've seen her say about her is about how she stole all of her inheritance money years ago. god she makes my blood boil
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Lmao this is either bs, she grew up WAY privileged, or I greatly underestimated the US government.
I thought tuna was sooo poor growing up, how does her family afford decade-long therapy? Is that shit even funded by the gov?
Lol also is this the same therapist she stopped seeing because she didn't approve of Lurch?
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yeah I get that. I myself started going to therapy at 11 due to no father and crackhead alcoholic abusive mother. but knowing Tuna she's probably exaggerating in order to seem more damaged and get sympathy from her blind followers
sage for kinda blogpost
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this shirt is so fucking gross! jeez luna, leaving it outside in the rain would be better than this. wash your damn clothes
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Is lurch wearing a diaper?!
there's a pretty large percentage of people who aren't poor enough to qualify for free healthcare but don't have enough money for things like therapy or medication.
the system is incredibly flawed
and thats why you find a therapist who has sliding scale fees. ive seen therapists go as low as $5 a session. boo hoo.
so if luna can get chinese and walking coffees to treat herself, she certainly can go to a cheap therapist or a ymca to get help. there are always options. be creative.