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No. 862009
Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.
Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.
CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom. >Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim. >participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modelled for Covergirl. PREVIOUSLY ON THE LILLEE JEAN SHOW:
>Laur spams Lillee Jean TALKS page with positive reviews >>853973>Lillee starts posting photoshoots semi-regularly >>854241>Lillee buys a number of interviews with Authority Magazine >>854368>Despite regularly going to the orthodontist her jaw is still fucked >>854453>Lillee still receives PR from TooFaced >>854690>Lillee films an episode of LJ Talks with her mother >>855658>Lillee gets a collab with an MLM >>855890>More weird photoshoots >>856081>14 year old Lillee’s weird leg video is found >>856345>Another interview where Lillee says that people in US are ungrateful >>856614>Films an episode with boomer Alan Sawyer and gets extremely annoyed when he can’t figure out IG live >>856633>Earl escaped the freezer to leave a peach emoji for his hot wife >>855652>Films another ep of LJT with a POC and as expected is condescending as heck to her guest >>857457>More bought interviews with Authority Magazine >>857523>Lillee claims to be a anime fan, can't even cosplay one of anime's most iconic sidekicks correctly >> 858450>Attempts a thanksgiving photoshoot outside, lulz are had when it turns out she's right near some signage and a random person walking their dogs in the bg, kek >>858653>Makes a poll to her engagement pod, No one knows who the f**k she is, lulz are had. >>858925>Lillee decides to try and be an ambassador against online-bullying with her new project. BULLYISH >>862006>Lillee "cooks" Hopefully no one tries to replicate this dish. >>860552>Lillee and Laur's twitter accounts are finally suspended. >>860939>"Do not use the usage" >>861176>Lillee proclaims she has "PhOtOdAmAgEd SkIn" >>861614MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2021 (Updated December 2021)
Lillee:
https://www.instagram.com/lilleejeanhttps://www.twitter.com/reallilleejean (Suspended)
https://www.youtube.com/c/LilleeJeanhttps://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=enhttps://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifshttps://giphy.com/lilleejeanhttps://www.deviantart.com/lilleejeanMerch:
https://society6.com/lilleejeanhttps://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)
Web:
http://www.lilleejeanbeauty.comhttps://www.lilleejean.com/Laur:
https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (Suspended)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (goes between private and public)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)
No. 862014
>>862011I've just realized I missed out the previous threads! Gah!
Anyway for anyone looking to check up on previous threads, here you are :
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>>853090 No. 862018
>>862006replying to the previous thread…does this bitch know what winter shoes are? I'd expect her to be trying on boots or something. Not heels that expose the skin on her feet to the elements and that will slip right out from under her if she happens upon some ice.
But I guess when you don't go outside
No. 862025
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She's uploaded a pic of those fugly ass boots too. But don't think too hard about it Anons, we all know this is foot fetish content. It'll probably even be complete with shots of her changing shoes to show her bare feet when no other shoe collection videos do that. I used to watch grav3yardgirl's shoe collection videos and they were shots of her legs that'd show her entire shoes… not that full body shot Lillee has that just shows how much of a midget she is. Really shows she doesn't care about her content and is trying to get easy views from footfags.
No. 862041
>>861953>>861963She hasn't posted in 5 days.
We were suspecting for a while she has no real interest in makeup tuto, especially since she had zero success in it.
>>862025Kek at the chris appleton box.
No. 862046
>>862025Good grief those boots clash
so bad with that outfit. Ok Lillee, you listened to us tell you to put on winter appropriate footwear. Now go and find some boots that actually fucking match your outfit and don't look like knock off fetish gear.
No. 862055
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apparently that ugly bucket hat was from another small company (135 followers) she’s scamming, rip lol
No. 862065
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>>862055her mouth looks like picrel
No. 862083
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What a surprise… I did some reverse goatse hacking to look at the videos tags, "feet" is tagged.
No. 862098
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>>862082She calls those "snow bunny" boots "booties" then later calls them "thigh highs". They come up just below her knee. Does she think "booties" are just a cute way of saying boots? Because booties are very low boots. Not knee highs, not thigh highs. And speaking of thigh highs, just below the knees are not thighs. Maybe anatomy wasn't part of the Keystone education.
Maybe this is nitpicking. I realize there are so many other atrocious things about this video but others have touched upon them already.
No. 862101
>>862098She really needs to size up those jeans. They are wrinkled due to them being to small in the thigh.
If she's into fast fashion why hasn't she done a shien haul? Am pretty sure they don't care who promotes them and give like a few pieces to people.
No. 862108
>>862098>>862082So many impractical shoes yet not having one single appropriate pair.
Shoes are made for walking lj, jeeez.
She doesn't even seems to take good care of them, she just throws them away when done.
She puts all the boots without socks wtf.
>my shoes are gonna lastWell yes, she never goes out with them anyway. When she brings the black high heel close, you can see they are dusty but the sole has never been outside.
The saddest part is that she never went to a store to try it on. We can see none of the are fitting and that's why she can't stand up.
>I have high archesNo dummy, it's called hollow foot and you need real good quality orthopedic shoes asap.
No. 862113
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>>862109You mean this? (picrel)
She talks about wearing those pink platforms she got in 2016 "all the time" and yet the sole is completely unworn. So does she mean she wears them all the time in the house? I can see her saying that she got them resoled but no one buys that.
No. 862125
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God she’s so stupid
No. 862128
>>862126Apparently all those people working minimum wage jobs who lost their income once restaurants and other places shut down all went on Etsy after discovering their talents, and lived happily ever after offering society so much more than they thought they could. The pandemic was the best thing that happened to them!
This disgusting statement comes from someone who has never had to work a day in her life or struggle to put food on the table for her family. She has never dealt with food insecurity, the worry of financial uncertainty, and making next month's rent to keep a roof over her head. There is so much ignorance and privilege in this statement. I mean, there is in all these fake articles/interviews but this one is especially tone deaf.
No. 862129
>>862128 I agree with what you said, however if Lillee had a shred of dignity and two braincells to rub together, she'd be working. Let's be real, she's poor as fuck as is her family. Remember when she tried pulling that lie about
"Everyone thinks I'm super rich and spoiled, but really, I'm just like you!" a year ago? The overwhelming response was
"Uhm, nobody thinks you're rich. Infact, you look poor as shit and it appears you and your fam live off welfare and disability.." (which really pissed her off). Lillee has no skills, no smarts, no self-awareness and no clue about the real world. If she did, she wouldn't be letting her idiot scammer "momairre" drop money on her frivolous pursuit of fame, she'd be out looking for work to help her family because she's a damn adult. She's certainly spoiled and insulated from reality, but she's far from living a comfortable life, she's just too stupid to realize it or do anything about it. She may be almost 21, but 12 year olds have more situational awareness and life experience than her. She's the very definition of a ne'er do well, and she's fooling nobody.
No. 862131
>>862129You're absolutely right she is not rich. That is very clear from well, everything. But having grown up in Queens, I have seen the entire spectrum of poverty (and wealth) and while she is not wealthy, they have enough money to pay for all her frivolity. My original point was her incredibly offensive vague generalization about how great it was that people with low paying jobs lost them because it liberated them to find their own talents and make money a different way. The people with these horrible low paying jobs that no one else want did not all just find a different way to make money by being creative. Someone who never had to work a day in her life says "it has been amazing to watch all [their] creations." Really? Like what? This is what I mean by her being in a place of privilege. She never had to take the subway at 4am to clean toilets in an office building, or be in the Bronx at 1am to pickup fish, or work as a line cook in an incredibly
toxic kitchen living paycheck to paycheck. And then for that to be ripped away from her suddenly because the restaurant closed, or no one was using the offices, or the fish market had to close.
The people who work these jobs do not have a single cent extra to spend on anything other than rent and food and other basic necessities. They do not have a dozen stupid unicorn headbands, dozens of pairs of cheap ugly Nordstrom shoes to wear only inside the house, or afford to buy used pr makeup. And the certainly don't have money to buy views and likes. Even if she did get her food from a local food pantry for that disgusting tofu pasta dish, she is still at a much more privileged position than these people.
One more thing. Even if their rent, Shein clothes, braces, whatever are bought on credit, at least they can get it. So many people who lost the lowest paying jobs during the pandemic are immigrants, many illegal. They don't have access to social services her family does. They can't just go to a bank and take out a loan or buy things on credit. That also is her privilege.
No. 862156
>>862125>they suddenly realized they had so much more to offer to society than they had thoughtthat's a really interesting way of saying she doesn't appreciate the job cleaning ladies, plumbers and trash men do. as if creatives brought more to society than people who sell you groceries or deal with the sewers.
also, lol @ thinking talented but poor people work shitty jobs just because they think it's what they deserve lmao
No. 862201
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>>862157 You're absolutely correct, but I find it so weird that Laur looks down on blue collar workers. Aside from lying about being in a band he was never in, what did Earl do for a living? How about Laur, is she a doctor, a lawyer, physicians assistant? Last I checked, the only real job she's ever had was working at a law firm…as a janitor. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but how can you look down on other blue collar workers when you were once one yourself? I say "was" because Laur has been demoted down to a d-list scammer, grifter, and all around con-artist. She's not good at it either. Aside from begging family for money and trying to defraud people out of brand deals, PR packages, and free shit for her ugly goblin child, what has she ever done that has merit? If it wasn't for multiple forms of government assistance, "borrowing" money from family & desperate companies throwing her fat kid some scraps every now and then, they'd be out on their ass.
Picrel is old, but for anyone who hasn't seen it, it's from a thread where someone was inquiring about when/if Earl actually toured with Dio, the band him & Laur claim he was a part of for a while. That's the only job I've ever heard of him having, and I'm sure you're all shocked to know that was a lie too, kek. I blocked out usernames and other info so that it'll be harder for the Goblins to find it, we all know they lurk here. Anyway, Birds of a feather and all that.
No. 862211
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No. 862225
>>862214 Hey now anon, Prestige Worldwide had better video quality and editing than the Goblins ever could. Not to mention that their 3 minute video presentation probably took more planning than Laur and Lillee is capable of. Don't do 'em dirty like that.
>>862211 "If multiple accounts show up from the same IP address with hateful content, it should be investigated". Gee, who does that sound like? Who do we know that pretends to have an entire army of loyal fans, but really it's just her and her idiot mother creating hundreds of accounts to spew vile bullshit at other people? Jfc, If I didn't know better, I'd think they were trolling, but they really are this stupid. Their self perception is so far removed from reality, and they think the world views them like they view themselves - which couldn't be further from the truth.
No. 862238
>>862211And if someone wants to call out a content creator who says horribly racist and transphobic things, lies about child grooming, and just acts like a jerk in general, they should have the right to do so without backlash, doxxing, and being censored.
If you want to whitewash your own site with only flattery, go right ahead. But censoring call outs is just wrong. And so far, illegal. Though Lillee's Law is all about limiting rights of free speech.
No. 862239
>>862236>if being a beauty guru was such a stopgap why do it for so long instead of actually developing other skills?I get this is a rhetorical question but her choice of limited vocabulary is interesting.
She dropped from high school thinking her big break would happen within some few days. Now she's almost 21 (looking 56), getting each day fatter and more retarded looking and blacklisted from beauty community, asmr, cosplay, no chance to make it in video gaming, modeling, acting and basically everything else.
Remember anons: at the beginning of the drama and when she was arround 18, she thought she'd be super wealthy and famous by now (2021), with a leading Marvel role from a super internationally successful movie.
Everything she has been doing from then is improvising and streching the "fake it until you make it" to insane levels because it's never going to happen.
I think she's very bitter and resentful. She first tried to blame Diane and the haters, but now acts as beauty industry didn't matter (because she's not breaking it obviously) and despises now makeup and beauty stuff.
So much for CEO LJ who carefully plans everything she says.
No. 862245
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Some anons merged LJ’s Everipedia article with the article for the color brown a year ago and the article for color brown still has mentions of Lillee kek
No. 862254
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No. 862258
>>862254I only passively read LJ from the front page but this got me, holy shit
>what's your backstory?>9/11 was bullies >comparing a terrorist attack to online bullyingsomeone please slap this idiot
No. 862329
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The masters of spamming every platform with the same shit are at it again. There's actually about 1 minute and 18 seconds worth of content of this video including the intro. After that, it's just a minute straight of their retarded fake legal screen. 7 views kek, real famous.
No. 862330
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>>862211>we as progressive individualsProgressive individuals call people tards and make fat edits of them? Come on Lillee, don't be retarded, Laur sperging on twitter was only a couple months ago.
>tweets targeting a person's name negatively>hashtags targeting a personDescribing themselves. Laur did all of that in this thread
>>853090. If Lillee was so agaisnt cyberbullying then she'd call out these "fans" who did everything she says she against.
No. 862332
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Lillee claiming to be sponsored by LA Girl Cosmetics.
>>862331It is. I miss that era.
No. 862371
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They’re still buying insane numbers of views for her shitty videos
No. 862383
>>862379I guess she's stills trying to bury everyone calling ger out. I've noticed more removals on Google searches. Clearly doesn't realise how much of a massive red flag that is to companies. It screams am trying to hid something terrible. If she had a legit agent yhey would tell her to address everything and apologise but we know she can't handle being wrong which is down right pathetic and childish. Her mother encouraging this behaviour is sick and twisted. You could almost say mentally
abusive and manipulative. All of this is alleged behaviour of course.
No. 862388
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From her ig live on December 8. What is going on with her teeth?!
No. 862425
>>862400I'm pretty sure she has a condition where she has no adult teeth, but laur would never admit that like everything else. She seems like
the type who brings lj to multiple professionals until she finds someone who will just say and do what she wants.
No. 862435
>>862405A few gems:
>"I know you guys [in Canada] have the omni. The omni is like so scary. Oh my god."She means the Omicron variant.
>"Honestly, I love waving. It's like the best thing. Like, [gestures beauty pageant type wave]."Keystone/Harvard vocab hard at work right there.
>She's NOT from Boston. They have very heavy accents over there, you can tell. I happen to know quite a few people born and bred in Boston and though there is a specific Boston accent, they don't speak like that. Like the way not all New Yorkers speak with Laur's accent.
>She wants to get into full time entertainment. "You're watching the Lillee show." She might take us on an acting lesson! Genuinely excited for that!
>Guy from I'm guessing somewhere in South Asia with weird cord hanging off the side of his head tells her she's very beautiful, then she cuts him off when he asks her where she's from. That's all I can stomach right now.
No. 862464
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No. 862467
>>862465 I was just about to say that, she really is so incredibly lazy. There's nothing interesting about this look or her (aside from guessing what type of medical conditions she may have) and she puts 0 effort into these photoshoots yet expects everyone to be in awe. FFS, she's supposed to be a beauty guru and her makeup skills are trash, her eyeliner is crooked and looks like it was drawn on by a toddler, her lashes are hanging on by a thread, she's got no contour/highlight/blush and looks washed out, and her lip liner is so overdrawn it's embarrassing. The hair is a mess and she can't even be bothered to try and accessorize that horribly mismatched outfit she's got on or put on a piece of jewelry. Does she actually think that people will want to emulate this look? The successful beauty gurus are successful in part because people want to be them, people want what they have and they know how to "sell themselves"
(so-to-speak) to their target audience. She's been doing this for how long now and she still just doesn't get it.
Aside from that outfit being a mess, Laur really needs to stop blindly kissing her ass because it's not helping. She looks like a linebacker in these photos, she's almost as wide as she is tall and that blouse just emphasizes her barrel chest and wonky boobs. The jeans don't go with it whatsoever and the button above the zipper looks like it's one chicken tendie away from busting off and taking someone's eye out.
No. 862472
Lillee has a short neck and very wide shoulders. The very last thing she should wear is puffed sleeves
>>862468Learn to sage please
No. 862473
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Horrorshow
No. 862504
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>>862473It's the dude from the show they had to pay 700$ each keks.
He looks so old now.
No. 862505
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>>862464That dress gives me Fiona vibes, she is just as boxy as Fiona in Ogre form
No. 862512
>>862508 Honestly, I think it's 50% her goblin genes working overtime and 50% being isolated from society; if she ever interacted with a normal human being, she'd notice that they don't do these cartoonish, over exaggerated facial expressions. It only serves to exacerbate her very unfortunate facial features. It's been tinfoiled that she does it because it's what she sees her favorite Disney princesses do, but if she ever left the house and behaved like she does on camera, she'd notice real quick that people would avoid her like the plague. I don't think she realizes that the people she "interviews" (if you can even call it that) handle her with kid gloves because they are guests on her show and after 30 seconds of interacting with her, they can tell something is off. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of people on her garbage show thought she was a legit tard. Back when she went to that overpriced event
>>862504 I got the feeling that Patreesha was extra kind to her because she thought Lillee had some type of intellectual disability.
How are the Goblins even advertising Lillee's show? Both their Twitter accounts are nuked, Lillee's Tik Tok engagement is non-existent, and her Instagram is 90% bots. I'm actually surprised she hasn't tried to create a new Twitter, we all know she doesn't think the rules apply to her.
No. 862527
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I know this was posted before but I laugh every time I see the “small print” on her YouTube channel
No. 862528
>>862527… the whole point of Fair Use is that permission isn't needed for it. also,
>works of stealingshe's certainly creative in her wording choices, if nothing else.
No. 862530
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Jesus
No. 862536
>>862535 I'm not surprised, it's buzzfeed. The only requirements for "writing" articles for them
(if you can even call it writing) is that you have a pulse, a septum piercing, and a badly done dye-job consisting of atleast one color of the rainbow. They call themselves journalists but that's an insult to the profession; it's stupid gifs with a poorly written paragraph underneath. I'm not surprised they used Lillee considering she spams her gifs everywhere. I wonder if she'll send them a DMCA takedown? After all, they're using her face without her permission (as she likes to say), even though that's really not how copyright works.
That's a rough picture to use of her, although that can be said of any of her pictures. Can someone explain to me why she's always got that angry mustache of hers? I've seen a ton of skin issues in my lifetime and I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. It looks like her nasal area is inflamed but it's constant and I can't figure out what it is.
No. 862547
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>>862536She probably has seborrheic dermatitis. Picrel is a more severe form.
No. 862549
>>862547 Oh wow, I wasn't even aware of what that looked like. I've only ever seen it on the scalp, I'd bet your right. Does having it on the face increase the likeness you'll have it on your scalp? I ask because Lillee's always got a ton of
(what looks to be) dandruff in her hair and I can understand having it on both the face and the scalp. I'm lucky enough that aside from the occasional pimple or so, I've never struggled with my skin and so I'm not familiar with the wide range of conditions that would cause Lillee's mustache. You'd think that being a "beauty guru" and whatnot, she'd Google what it is and work proactively to fix it. Guess that's too much effort though, knowing the goblin.
No. 862554
Is there a way to know if she's twitter banned for good? (seems so)
Kek at the fake account
>>861589 having more likes and engagement that her.
No. 862568
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She released the 1st episode of season 3 of her horrible talk show, and wow, it's bad. It's my day off, so I decided to greentext it for you. Consider this your Christmas gift, anons. She's interviewing that FNL hack mentioned in
>>862504 and wearing that hideous green top. Throughout the video, she keeps moving the top further & further down to show her shoulders and annoyingly giggling while doing it. It's not meant to be worn that way but its already stretched to shit so whatever, I suppose. She also talks in circles and makes 0 sense. Due to her very limited vocabulary and life experience, she can't relate to anything he says and her attempts to segue into the next topic are embarrassing. If speech patterns are a reflection of your thoughts, then her brain is as unorganized as her hovel.
>"Hey guys. (Reads a comment from a "fan" laur about his band being cool) You really do, I love the middle name Leo, it's like perfect."What a stellar introduction. Can't even be bothered to properly introduce her guest, is more concerned with eye fucking the camera and making idiotic facial expressions that she undoubtedly thinks looks sexy. He then tells a story about him having covid & compares it to AIDS in the 80s, saying that doctors didn't want much to do with him. Seems to forget hospitals were standing room only.
>(interrupting him) "Yeah, it made you feel isolated. (Talk about missing the point). I mean, they had this in 1918 with the flu, I think maybe people have handled it differently. Which is interesting because we have so many new advances but I think all we can do is be there for one another."She doesn't even let him finish his story. She just rudely starts asking him about his career and how he got into the industry. Says he was made fun of growing up for his weight and looks.
(oh God no, here we go). Lillee's response?
>"There's no ugly inside, oh my God." (Timestamp is around 4:40, but go to 5:55 and watch what she does. It's fucking bizarre.)He continues to talk about how he got into fashion, that he launched his new project on Dec 18th on FNL, then Lillee brings up meeting him for the first time - "The lady Gaga moment", as she calls it, and Lillee says the pretentious attitude in the industry is a waste of time. Truly profound stuff, kek.
Splitting this into 2 parts because it's getting long. Picrel is a collage of her stupid expressions throughout the video. Just be glad you didn't have to suffer through 40 minutes of this.
No. 862569
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Continued from
>>862568
>"Just give us a little bite. A little hint, even if it's just like a color". (This is in response to him saying he's got a new show on FNL filming in Europe, but he can't release too much info on it yet. He response makes zero sense. Timestamp is 15:00. At 17:05 she does that frightening unnatural look at the camera again.)
>"It upset your morals, it upset your morals at the end of the day because you couldn't step in. You had to keep rolling. People don't realize reality TV is mentally draining, it really is." (He was talking about the Courtney Stodden show he helped produce for his network.)
>"Rocco, if that isn't true, when things open up again and we see each other (she makes the I'm watching you gesture) I swear to you.." (In response to him telling her something he hasn't told anyone. He looks puzzled because he's been traveling for a while, and they've only met one time in person. Lillee still thinks nobody leaves their house and is under the delusion she'll be attending red carpet events again soon.)Kinda funny but @ 24:40, he was talking about a passion project and how he was looking for a female host for the show. He makes it a point to not look at her.
>"Do you have any advice for anyone up and coming? Like solid, I've been there, don't do this, here's my advice." (His response is gold, as if he's speaking directly to her-"Drop the sense of entitlement, no one deserves to give you anything, just because you grew up with the internet, social media, and everything was fast. You gotta pay your dues.) She tries to interrupt him 2x and he angrily shuts it down.
>"I'm from humble roots too." (Lillee, you've done nothing with your life. You're a nobody, your life is still trash.) "There was an article on CNN I think the other day, and it was talking about gen z, my generation, and they're entitlement."
>"We gotta get together sometime. But anyway, I think it's very interesting cause I read that people, wow, people my age are getting fired because like, they literally are taking over, like, "Oh you should be doing this or you should do that" (gestures stupidly with her hands) and like, I don't know where they learned it from Rocco. (Doofy facial expression) Everything I've ever been taught (so.. nothing, kek) is just take a step back. Ok clearly you've been in this industry longer than me, knows alot better, of course I have my wits about me, my sense, but it's funny (another stupid facial expression) because it's very relevant what you're saying. People, you do heed Rocco's words, cause please, (laugh/snorts) it's very important. (28:10 timestamp. Around 29:12 she makes a bizarre facial expression.)Rocco then starts to talk about his interns who have went to very prestigious & expensive schools, so prestigious infact, he can't even mention the names of them.
Jesus, take the wheel, and drive us into a tree. I can't stand much more of this.
>"What? I don't get it, they get to put out on their resumes that they worked under you. You need that internship to go anywhere. Why would they (interns) quit?" (Hilarious coming from a NEET with an 8th grade education)He compliments her ugly green top that makes her look like a box truck, and her response in turn is to kiss his ass. She does it in such a smug way, as if she's an authority on fashion and not a frumpy dumpy midget that wears the same clothes for two weeks straight.
>"I feel like it's a good motif. I really like your black shirt, black is always in, very suave. I'm really feeling it, I like the frames, they're very good, very on point. I like the hair, it's like the Rocco and Lillee show!"He then says there's one last thing he wants to share with her, he's a CODA. Lillee gives him a baffled look, he clarifies that it means child of a deaf adult and his first language is sign language. He couldn't speak until he was 3 and had to take speech therapy in school & was bullied for it.
(Please God no, I can't hear the bullying story from Lillee one more time today.)She's so disingenuous throughout this whole thing, she can't relate to anyone so she tries to fake a connection and it shows. At the end he speaks about how it's acceptable to be topless on a beach in Italy and Lillee nods along, remarking that
"Yasssss, it's so acceptable. " This from a girl who hasn't even traveled outside of the tri-county area. For a girl with 0 accomplishments, she's ridiculously smug and so far up her own ass she can't breathe.
That's it, anons. Sorry if there was any mistakes, I could only bring myself to do a quick cursory edit. I can actively feel my brain deteriorating after that, and now I'm off to bleach my brain with some vodka. That's an hour of my life I'll never get back.
No. 862570
>>862568Thank you for your sacrifice Anon.
Have a great christmas too.
The dude had some insane lifting and amount of botox on is face, his eyes and lips are stretched to the maximum.
I watched until LJ interrupts him, she's so insufferable dumb. She keeps interrupting him and laughing hysterically.
She's so annoying, the dude has some interesting stories and she doesn't let him speak.
No. 862585
>>862570 No problem, my brain is sufficiently pickled with vodka now and somehow I still feel less slow than I did after watching her video. I truly hope stupidity isnt contagious, because if is, I'm fucked. That really got to me too she wouldn't let him speak, she couldn't be arsed to even properly introduce him, and while he's not a household name, he was probably the best person she's had/ever will have on her show. There was a few times while I was transcribing
(poorly) that he'd start up on a story and she'd interject so that she could give "advice" or turn the topic back on her. Why even bother having him on? If she was good at her
job, she would shut the fuck up and listen, the host shouldn't be talking more than the guest. If she wasn't rudely inserting her bullshit narratives into the conversation every 2 seconds, she was trying to seduce the camera, or laughing like a poorly thought out comic book villain. She has 0 real life experience and no industry expertise, so she should've been mostly silent. Instead, we got the usual bullshit from the Goblin playback.
>>862566 I honestly don't think he has any clue what a scam artist Laur is or how bad the Goblins actually are. From what he was saying and how he was coming across, he's basically the antithesis of everything Laur and Lillee do and how they live their life. I think he was trying to be kind by doing an interview with a naive kid starting a channel, not realizing that Lillee isn't a kid and she's a horrible scam artist whose only following stems from people who despise her based on her actions. His only interaction with her was at that overpriced event, and I still genuinely think that people who attended the event were kind to Lillee because they thought there was something wrong with her intellectually. Rocco probably saw this as a nice thing to do as him or his PR person didn't do their due diligence. At one point when talking briefly about the event he says "I love your mom! Tell her I said hi!" Or something to that effect. I honestly don't think he even knows Laur's name, and while Lillee thinks this guy and her are close friends, we all know that's not the case.
No. 862623
>>862568I think she's very self conscious about the ugly faces she makes becase we bring it up so often. I noticed that in these two months she's trying to make her face seem more relaxed and more smooth BUT it still ends up looking reptilian and creepy because she's going for the disney face which no human alive can achieve. She has only two mods - disney tryhard face or ugly angry reatrd face. They are both equally disgusting and punchable. This one maybe even more because she honestly thinks she looks cute like that. When she's in retard mode at least she's honest in her uglyness.
Also the constant looks into the camera are terrifying, all she cares about is how she looks to the viewers.
No Lillee nobody thinks you are a soft caring 3d animated lady, you come of as an alien trying to be human but failing miserably.
No. 862631
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Just checked her social blade because I noticed her YT subs jumped up, as did her views. The Goblins have a combined IQ of 110 yet somehow think they're smarter than everyone else and that nobody will notice they purchase subs/views, yet they do it in the most obvious way possible. If Laur ran her business the way she "manages" her kid, it's no wonder she got banned left and right off of every auction platform.
No. 862651
File: 1640282706199.jpg (322.3 KB, 2880x2880, 20211223_125529.jpg)
>>862636 It depends on the service they use to purchase it, some are more expensive than others because they'll top you up when their
"totally real people and not bots" get kicked off the platform. The picrel is 5 screenshots I took to give you an idea on what things cost. She doesn't just purchase subs and views either; she also purchases live stream viewers and likes. Suffice to say, it adds up, especially considering she does this on Instagram as well and that's a completely separate pricing schedule and those would have to be purchased as well. Remember, that's how she got her blue checkmark on Instagram - she purchased the bulk of her 1 million "Jeaniez", and at one point, she had 2.1 million. Unfortunately, she's an absolute moron so most of them were nuked and she's back down to 1 million, and as we know, they're all fake. When you start buying in the numbers she does and across multiple platforms, it adds up real quick. It's a shitty practice, but I can
maybe understand it if you are making money from it. Lillee doesn't make shit and sinks atleast a couple grand a year into it. All so she can be mocked mercilessly because everyone knows she's a grifting hack. I'd imagine they don't keep track of expenses, because if they did, they'd realize that they're dumping a ton of money into something that has 0 return.
No. 862659
>>862651>100 000 views are just 374,99$>sinks atleast a couple grand a year into it>>862631>bought for yt only 153 977 views from 23 of november to 22 of december.For more or less ONE month just for YT it costs more than 410$.
Arround 5000$ per year for yt only and they need to refill their insta constantly.
Anons that wayyyyy more than a couple of grands per year, so much money well spent keks.
No. 862678
>>862659 Oh wow, you did the math, that's awesome. My brain is still too fried from having to watch her video the other day, so I just did a rough estimate. I didn't even see that she had purchased over 150,000 views on YouTube for one month, that's insane. She's really got 0 fans and absolutely no organic growth. The only people that watch her are us, and I refuse to give her ass a sent so I use an ad blocker, but it doesn't really matter anyway because her views don't amount to much $$$. I knew they were dumb, but how can you justify spending that much money on YouTube alone when her return is about $29 a month at 156,000 views. Google won't even cut you a check until your adsense hits $100 USD. So they spend over $5000 a year on YouTube alone to
maybe make back $3,600 and it's probably lower than that in all honesty. No wonder Laur has went bankrupt 2x, with money management skills like that I'm amazed they don't live under a bridge. What's worse, is that after you file for bankruptcy, before they will discharge your debt, they make you take a financial management class. So Laur & Earl have done this twice and I'm sure we'll see a third in the future. I just… can't.
No. 862687
File: 1640302722622.png (79.36 KB, 936x642, IG stats.png)
>>862651Her numbers on IG are still wonky as hell as well.
At least they have figured out that buying around 20k likes and 2k comments on every picture will give her a somewhat normal engagement rate.
No. 862689
>>862678Another funny thing is that, because Lillee and Laur are idiots, they forget to buy more youtube views as she gains more subscribers.
Her monthly views have been between around 150k for the entire year while she has "gained" 8k subscribers in 2021. Anyone with half a brain knows that you are supposed to grow in views the more subscribers you get.
No. 862734
>>862659>>862678I previously estimated the whole 1M insta followers at more or less 10 000$.
That's an insane amount they need to refill constantly, hence the 2M or 3M followers showed on social blade and other analyse websites.
Plus, at the beginning, they had zero engagement. It's not clear weither she pays her engagement pod or not.
The 10K fake followers on twitter might have been ≥300$.
Remember Anons, when more than one year ago Insta purged the fake accounts and she lost tens of thousands of followers and lost 15 000 likes per insta post?
That was hilarious.
>YouTube alone when her return is about $29 a month at 156,000 views.Isn't she demonetized from yt?
No. 862736
>>862734 She was at one point, but while I was transcribing her trash "Lillee Jean Talks"
(and never shuts the fuck up) video, I got a ton of ads. At one point on social blade, it showed she made $0-$0 a year and I wasn't getting ads. I believe I took a screenshot and you can see it on the previous thread. Then about a month after that, ads started again and social blade went back to grossly overestimating what she makes. Not even sure how they come to those numbers because at best, she's making 18cents USD per view. Knowing how much they grift and how much they like money, my guess is the fucked up and got a temporary monetization suspension. I don't see them turning/opting-out of adsense by choice, but I can't say for sure if they got suspended because I don't know much about YouTube. Unfortunately, I forgot to update my ad-block and I didn't realize it until about 15 minutes into the 39 minute video. In this 15 minutes I got two or three ads that I couldn't skip through. Maybe one of you wonderful anons can enlighten me on the inner workings of YouTube, but if not, I'll look into it later. Merry Christmas Eve.
No. 862773
File: 1640386166936.jpg (68.7 KB, 1063x595, So called Primadonna.jpg)
Her attempts at ballet are so bad. This is supposed to be her doing the dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy but then she does this. Also peep at her not bothering to buy a tutu from the dollar store. So much for being a "prima donna"
No. 862776
>>862773I'm confused. Is she cosplaying Clara or the Sugar Plum Fairy? She refers to one then the other. Does she think they are the same character?
You know what, don't answer that. I don't care.
I'm going to dispute something that someone said earlier about her having broad shoulders. She actually has narrow shoulders and a short neck. She looks wide because she has very fat upper arms. I am not saying that to be mean, it's just true. She has a lot of fat in her upper arms which makes her shoulders look round and wide. Her short neck further gives the impression of roundness. If her shoulders were really wide, it would mean her bone structure was wide, and her shoulders would look bonier and her arms would hang straight. You'd also see more of her collarbones. The reason you can see her collarbones at all is because she strains unnaturally to show them.
No. 862817
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>>862776 You're right. Her shoulders lack any definition or muscle, but they're oddly sloped and narrow. She's got a stump neck to match her stump legs, and her arms look like they were stolen from the Michelin man. Her torso is really wide and short though, she's barrel chested too and it just emphasizes how off her proportions are. Then there's the question of what happened to her waist - it doesn't exist because it's the same size as her hips. If she was taller and thinner, all of this would probably be less noticeable but she's like 4ft8in right? It could be endocrine thing but her mom isn't much taller, although I don't think she's considered a legal dwarf like Lillee. That sugar plumb fairy dance she did at the end is just the same 3 moves she always does, I think it's because she's got issues with her gross motor skills. She couldn't even do the most basic things when she was doing the live with the Beckford Bar guy, and if you remember her "dancing" on TikTok, she did a duet that should've been simple but she couldn't follow it or execute it. Everything about Lillee is abnormal.
Speaking of abnormal, someone may want to let her know she's pre-diabetic again. We all know she abuses the white balance to hell and back, but it's clear she's got acanthosis nigricans under her arms. That's not a shadow. If it's noticeable with her white balance turned up all the way, then I shudder to think about what it looks like in person.
No. 862867
>>862857Maybe they decided it would be wiser to save it for the rent?
Kek no. Just kidding.
No. 862869
File: 1640537683997.png (101.14 KB, 720x808, ewww.png)
Her mother writes these
No. 862876
File: 1640539904109.jpeg (266.16 KB, 828x688, B0E1B864-04EE-45D6-A668-3C8BD9…)
her bitmoji is terrifying lol
No. 862890
>>862876I'm surprised it's not porcelain white and blonde kek.
The skin is pretty dusky though, so at least that's accurate.
No. 862893
>>862569>She's so disingenuous throughout this whole thing, she can't relate to anyone so she tries to fake a connection and it shows.Needless to say that is the case in all her interviews. I'd even say this is true with her mom because they both fake a kind of professional relationship that isn't really there. No doubt they share laughs irl but because of previous clips they've put out (and deleted) it is clear Laur is her slave, and because lj knows Laur worships her, she can boss her around and speak to her in a disrespectful way.
In all her "interviews", it's all the same. She is more concerned about how she looks on camera, she doesn't really understand what her guest is saying when they go even a mm below the superficial. She doesn't understand many human experiences so her reactions are cartoonish. Her extreme lack of vocabulary is evident.
The main thing that stands out is her complete lack of critical thinking. There are many ways to hone that skill, but one way that most people learn it in the US at least, is from higher education. If you go to a decent high school (which Bayside HS is) you learn it usually through reading essays and analyzing literature. Then you hone it in college. She did none of that. She doesn't have the curiosity to delve deeper into what her guests have to say, and ask questions. (Laur made sure of that because the more lj has life expanding experiences and education would mean she would leave her and she does not want that.) And even if she did have the curiosity (she doesn't, unless it's about her), she can't articulate it because she doesn't know how to form intelligent logical sentences. This is not to be mean. It's just evident in the way she speaks. Articulate people with decent college level vocabulary don't finish their sentences with flailing hands or ridiculously cartoonish facial expressions.
No. 862894
>>862869Those comments are so cringe and scream emotional incest.
>>862888Could it be Laur mistake "amouze (kek) bouche" with amusement? In like "we could have so much fun together"?
No. 862900
Holy crap, Lillee did an new interview that isn't hosted on Medium and the questions are borderline incomprehensible
https://learntoday.news/lillee-jean-on-how-we-need-to-redefine-success/"Thank you for making time to go to with us in regards to the subject of our time. Our readers want to get to know you a bit higher. Can you please inform us about one or two life experiences that the majority formed who you’re at the moment?"
Did they run out of medium money? What gutter did they find this site in?
No. 862922
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>>862900What the… Why do her responses read like the interviewer ran them through Google translate to their own language, then translated back to English?
No. 862923
>>862922Possibly Lillee has used this reply before but knows we know she’s reusing old bits from different articles. My guess is she’s running through one of those AI’s that rewrites sentences in a different way hence why it’s nonsensical and as you said looks like it’s been run through Google translate a few times.
Lillee once again choosing the lazy route.
No. 862924
File: 1640591020030.png (64.84 KB, 828x677, fraud.png)
>>862900I googled that article and it's on other fishy websites.
No. 862925
>>862922It's pretty much the same on every website, but they swap out words. For example, here's that same exact paragraph from anon's screenshot but on Learn Today and Thrive Global.
On Learn Today:
>Having my very own enterprise has at all times been my dream. Even once I was youthful, I believed that I might someday work for myself, however I had no thought what it could be. My first time experimenting with cease movement pictures and posting it on my weblog was enjoyable, and I beloved the suggestions I obtained from my pals. As I grew older, I started watching youtube movies, significantly the make-up tutorials. I beloved watching how folks blended their methods and expertise, and following their growth fascinated me. Having determined I need to do it myself, I began to add my very own make-up tutorials. The relaxation, as they are saying, is historical past. I discovered the artistry of make-up to be extraordinary and the remaining simply adopted as I ‘grew up” within the business.On Thrive Global:
>Having my own business has always been my dream. Even when I was younger, I thought that I would one day work for myself, but I had no idea what it would be. My first time experimenting with stop motion photography and posting it on my blog was fun, and I loved the feedback I received from my friends. As I grew older, I began watching youtube videos, particularly the makeup tutorials. I loved watching how people blended their techniques and skills, and following their development fascinated me. Having decided I want to do it myself, I started to upload my own makeup tutorials. The rest, as they say, is history. I found the artistry of makeup to be extraordinary and the rest just followed as I ‘grew up” in the industry.>>862923>My guess is she’s running through one of those AI’s that rewrites sentences in a different way.I think you're right. The writers of the articles might even be the ones changing everything, Learn Today's sounds nothing like Lillee, when does she say folks and pals? For once someone is editing Lillee's writing, but it's just to make their shitty article different from the other websites. The other websites might even be ran by the same people, wouldn't surprise me.
No. 862926
File: 1640592280512.png (1.12 MB, 1169x657, stories.png)
>>862857If she got any presents she'd probably post them on her IG story, which she usually shares somewhere else too because she's that lazy with content. Speaking of her IG stories, heres some of her recents. They're always so bizarre and not what you'd see from someone with 1 million followers. Lillee, this is the types of random shit you'd send friends. She has no friends to send this shit to and thinks anyone is interested in her fingering her blanket or warped keyboard cover.
No. 862954
>>862922I can't read any of her articles they make me feel like I've had a stroke. With how poorly written they are and how the answers have nothing to do with the topic. Making all parties involved look seriously uneducated.
>>862926Maybe she is trying not to flex and be humble? Or did she get anything as she got everything for Hanukkah?
No. 863006
File: 1640637132694.jpeg (466.33 KB, 587x1048, FB33427F-A6B7-4108-8A4E-CC50D6…)
Picrel is from yesterday’s ig stories
I find it both hilarious and infuriating that Laur has CNN on all day
No. 863100
>>862924>>862900That's why I think she still believes fame and wealth is just arround the corner.
Some anons think she'd be perfectly happy if nobody was talking about her and living in her fake famous world with Laur.
But the fact she keeps buying articles proves otherwise.
No. 863182
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No. 863188
>>863182If there was any shadow of a doubt that the goblins lurk here, it is well and truely gone now. Not one day after we wonder why she isn't flexing her xmas gifts, she spams her insta stories with dolls, makeup, and scented candles.
What a sad, sad existence constantly trying to please a group of people who don't and will never like you.
No. 863193
File: 1640828287453.jpeg (544.58 KB, 828x2903, FEE3F69F-AFC4-4074-AEFE-0CF42F…)
why does she use filters on stupid pictures like these, and why does she exclusively use the “blond hair” and “work flow” filters? kek, who does she think she’s fooling
No. 863202
>>863188I was thinking the same thing. Why else post several days after christmas? Not that she tried very hard. There's NO wrapping paper or wrapped presents in the background–just positioned with the tree visible so it looks like she got something, anything for christmas.
Wonder if she screeched at Laur to go to walgreens and buy her an elsa and some discount candles STAT.
No. 863234
File: 1640880635097.png (647.01 KB, 1100x1584, dmca 1.png)
"Lillee Jean Beauty Inc" DMCAd one of CreepShow's thumbnails.
>PHOTOGRAPH OF ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD
>STOLEN FROM MY PRIVATE ACCOUNT BY A PEDOPHILE
What she tried to link as an original url is on Laur's IG, her private fucking IG kek. Who's going to tell them it doesn't matter that it was from a private account and that Lillee was a child? And Laur, there are hundreds of pictures of Lillee as a minor online. The only pedophile I see is Laur who let Lillee upload creepy pictures that are still up online.
No. 863235
File: 1640880815949.png (51.9 KB, 1062x794, dmca 2.png)
More complaints for the same image.
No. 863236
>>863234It never ceases to amaze me how dumb Laur is. If she's aware there are paedophiles on the internet why upload pics of underage Lillee online in the first place? I know it's too late now but honestly? I'm surprised she hasn't erased them all to stop this from happening.
Then again as long as they're online she'll always have the "Kiddy-fiddlers are oggling my child!" card to fall back on so I suppose not deleting them from the internet will always fall in her favour.
No. 863247
>>863240 Agreed. Reminds me of that gif where Laur is trying to stuff her goblin child's fat rolls into that seashell bra and Lillee is squealing like a hog. There was just something so off about her facial expression and hand movements. This picture is no different, and if you cover the left side of the pic with your hand and then repeat with the right side, it looks like 2 different pictures edited together - only it's not. She always looks deranged, but this picture really emphasizes that "
the lights are on but nobody's home".
No. 863255
File: 1640907276404.jpg (970.89 KB, 1080x2280, MandatorySaladPic.jpg)
[Insert "healthy eating" pic here]
No. 863256
>>863253Just like how she's tried to weaponize antisemitism and panphobia.
Despite not actually being pan and clearly being only a small fraction Jewish and in no way practicing.
No. 863257
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>>863253Laur, tell us more about pedos
No. 863258
File: 1640908296630.png (3.68 MB, 1242x2208, 9A4F3FF9-6ADC-4E97-A829-FE1AE4…)
This is an old one but it’s good enough to be the next thread pic
No. 863259
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She got this product in the mail and when I googled the brand the first result was a brand for horse stuff
No. 863261
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Lillee at trying to convince us that she totally got Christmas presents kek. Also of course it's Emily in Paris themed so everyone knows that her beau got it for her kek
No. 863290
>>863286NAYRT but why would anyone filter a food picture?
Also kek at her using a real fork.
No. 863291
File: 1640950032913.png (224.93 KB, 1088x1486, thecrazybunch.png)
Lillee is DMCAing images multiple times…again.
>>859792 She's DMCAd the crazy bunch before and this time is claiming the picture is hers "TAKEN FROM MY WEBSITE WITHOUT PERMISSION". How dare she, Lillee is trying to claim anon's beautiful edits as her own. Last I checked the page on her site she linked was dated 2018 too, is Lille also a time traveler?
No. 863292
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>>863290Ask Lillee, she's the one using it
No. 863318
>>863257Laur am pretty sure if anyone is the paedophile it's you. Imagine taking or posting pictures of your child like this. It's gross on so many levels and if the police were involved it would be you in trouble.
Pretty sure Laur keeps LJ away from other people so she will never find out how deeply disturbing their relationship is.
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No. 863391
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Happy New Year anons
No. 863394
>>863391arm so short
short short arm
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Like a deer in headlights.
No. 863397
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Her neck in this is killing me. These look like prom photos inspired by the last photos of Regina Walters.
No. 863398
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2 more photos because oh my god, what the fuck are these ones? She looks like Amy Schumer in that last one and it gives me the vibes of those creepy minor pictures
>>863257 No. 863411
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What the fuck is going on with the floors in the attic?
No. 863413
>>863397Did she buy the dress on wish? The quality looks like shit and the hems look uneven as fuck
She was probably scammed by some Chinese company on Amazon
No. 863415
>>863411The insane amount of facetune broke the floor keks.
On the other pix, one arm is bigger than the other.
>>863399>why does she have the straps like that??Anon, I think her torso is so weird she can't have the straps on her shoulder. She's short but yet has to wear the dress lower than how it is supposed to fit, due to her gobliness body features.
No. 863433
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Love the visible dry shampoo residue
No. 863452
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>>863397LOl it's supposed to look like this. Note the straps
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No. 863488
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>>863487There had been some tinfoil upthread that this was one of Laur's sock accounts, but after taking a look at the age of the account and the list of their subscriptions, it appears that this is just one of Lillee's handful of disgusting coomer "fans" (so devoted to her, but he can't even be bothered to spell her name correctly.) Literally an incel. maybe even a pedo, considering the only three female youtubers he subscribes to are clearly his fap fodder, and one of them is a woman who frequently post videos featuring her very young child.
No. 863489
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Why is this video 40 minutes long? I skimmed a bit through it, as per usual her hair is sad and greasy and she can't style it right. Nothing wrong with getting mommy to help you with your hair Lillee.
>I know the supply chain is really not good right now but these are really good!I can see why some of you guys were asking.She's talking about those jumbo #1change4change cotton rounds she uses, no one is asking Lillee. Also she folds it in half and only uses one side to apply toner.
>>863488Sounds like he's your type Lillee, he's like the real life version of Pheepy!
No. 863521
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Are brands really still falling for her scam or is she just lying? Gotta love that impossibly small to read text under affiliate link.
No. 863540
>>863487Maybe a troll, or a pedo, or herself
>>863488looks like an old men, or maybe she suscribed to things she knows that are for men
No. 863545
>>863532the brand seems legit, she probably just applied to be a part of their affiliate program,
https://oseamalibu.com/pages/affiliatesEither Osea marketing managers don't screen their applicants very thoroughly or they actually fell for the 2k+ spam comments on Lillee's IG and think she has any authentic engagement.
Either way, they will drop her in a month or two when they track the sales and realize that zero people have bought products through her affiliate link.
No. 863795
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Lillee, it’s ok to use a bit of salad dressing
No. 863797
>>863795What kind of absolute psychopath eats plain, dry lettuce? Not even a bit of olive oil or balsamic or even anything else flavorful?
It's like the goblins are literally from another planet and are trying to fit in by wearing human skin suits. The could ALMOST be human but there's just enough off to push it into the realm of the uncanny valley
No. 863841
>>863825Of course! It's HER idea of what healthy eating is.
>>863826Exactly
nonnie!
No. 863875
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What the fuck
No. 863880
>>863875Christ alive what a hot fucking mess!
Any dentists on here give their professional opinion? Because to the untrained eye it looks as though her teeth are rotten before they've even erupted from the gums!
Her whole mouth is a mess. What the hell is going on on the roof of her mouth where it looks like a loose flap hanging down? Why? She's always crying about boolying and doxxing and yet she's the one posting so much of herself that we intimately know what the inside of her mouth looks like!
No. 863883
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Left is October 12th, right is December 9th.
>Ever since this happened I've been really into teeth now, I'm like damn that's a really sexy tooth, that's a good tooth! You can see on the top right corner the separation which is movement. There's not that many links left.>>863875To add to this, from her words
>The top (photo) is 20 minutes after it was done. I had about 4 inches thick of gum tissue normally it's only 2 inches thick, that is why I was having so much pain so they removed that. Within 3 hours you could see the tooth was very visible. Now it's scabbing which is really good, I'm healing really awesome. No. 863884
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>This side has had the most notable improvement. If you look at the insicor tooth you can see that moved alot. I got some sexy canine teeth I don't know maybe I'm mavis.
Laur and Earl are fucking sick, Lillee going through all this pain and surgery now when it's obvious Lillee has had dental problems for years. It's one of the few things that makes me pity Lillee. They also instilled that attitude in Lillee that she's perfect, she doesn't need to change, any criticism the bullies point out is a lie and she needs to defy them by not doing anything to change.
No. 863885
>>863872Some green texting on a Friday. Why the hell not. So much milk!
>Starts the video with her sitting in the driver's seat. This is clearly to flex that she is independent enough to drive herself around but no one is fooled. Despite all the photos and videos of her sitting in the driver's seat or coming out of the driver's seat, we all know Laur is her chauffeur.
>Theo in multiple shots makes it clear he does NOT want her coming near him. Can you blame the cat? God forbid it develops mouth cancer or gets sick in a different way. In that household spending on unnecessary makeup takes priority over much needed veterinary care.
>Laur: "We'll be your servants. Don't worry. Or, he'll [Earl?] be your servant and I'm just… heh heh heh…"
>At 0:53: "Oh my god what assholes." Is she referring to herself and her mother? Or someone who actually took a parking spot she thinks is entitled to only her? Unclear.
>Gets in the car, this time in the passenger seat. All throughout, but particularly inside the car, the shots are worse than amateurish. They are out of focus, poorly edited, extreme closeups of her nostrils, and shaky. Maybe she thinks this is artistic but like her drawings, it is not.
>Also throughout, but mostly inside the car, she does this weird duckface the whole time to show how lusciously plump her lips are even without the overdrawing. It looks ridiculous and cringey. Very forced. Her upper lip especially is very thin so along with the overbite, it looks so unnatural.
>At 1:29, mommy is having a flashback! Don't want to know.
>Laur says lj is "extremely smart". lj talking about how she went back to sleep and woke up at a time the rest of us who have jobs can't sleep until.
>Lots of casual cursing between mother and daughter. Laur probably thinks she's being a cool mom. It just comes off as trashy.As a Queens kid, I can tell you with authority, these people are really the dregs of Queens natives. Please do not think all of Queens is like them.
>At around 4:00, weirdly blurry footage (why even bother) where you can't make anything out, but the point of that segment is a very deliberate talk between them about editors working for them and their disdain for anyone who won't prioritize their project. Something to that effect. Can't care less about what they're referring to, but it's basically to flex how they have people working for them or whatever.
>Post surgery blah blah blah. I'll let dental anons go into detail. Personally, the teeth crap is the least interesting.
>Theo runs away from the person speaking to him in the high pitched baby talk.Theo, you are one smart kitty.
>Mashed potatoes from a mix. Peas from a can. This grown woman who is almost 21 has her mother cook her mashed potatoes and peas. Forget that mashed potatoes is the easiest thing to make using real boiled potatoes and some milk and butter. And that frozen peas taste so much fresher and has more nutrients. This grown ass woman cannot be bothered to open a packet of potato granules and a can of peas and mush them up together herself. But yeah, keep posting those closeups of undressed lettuce.
>Laur wanted to go in and be with her adult daughter as she had oral surgery but couldn't because of something about glasses. This helicoptering really isn't healthy you guys.
>Shots of canned peas mushed into fake mashed potatoes. Followed by ice cream. Is that Earl's voice in the background?
>Her teeth are sexy has hell. So… is she now pandering to dental fetishists as well?
>At 11:20 VERY deliberate butt shot. Pauses to bend over to make sure Pradip - I mean, Pheepy - got a really good look.
>More disgusting shots of food, nostrils, greasy hair. Every time she takes a sip of tea, she rinses her mouth with it, swishing it around before swallowing. Personally, this is the most disgusting. More of Earl talking in the background. More trashy casual family cursing.
This is the stuff of nightmares, folks. Wish I could rinse out my brain after watching that.
No. 863886
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>>863872>Lillee Jean's recent braces vlog features her before laser surgery, as well as during, and aftercare journey. She recently, palatally, had her gums lasered, to ensure the impacted canine teeth have an easier "tunnel" to push through. The vlog is visual, with videography, and pictures, that speak for themselves.Well yeah the vlog is visual Lillee, do you know what a fucking vlog is?
>>863873I have never known anyone who wears 3 masks. We usually see Lillee with just 2, she probbaly added that extra useless one because we've talked about how transparently she actually doesn't give a fuck about covid. She complains about not being able to breath so much, it's because you're wearing 3 fucking masks Lillee. At this point just get a bubble.
At 3:47 there's clips that picks up mid conversation between Laur and Lillee, no context to what they're talking about and it's chopped up.
>The editing is so important, I need to be in touch with that and for that editor they need an assistant editor to recheck that. Because they can't not be reachable and then they have this fucking film and you can't even look at it. Because "Oh I'm sorry I have other projects", like are you kidding me?>Well that's also where Luke would be very useful going forward.>Alot of people they get so overwhelmed by the concept. As long as you know you need an assistant in this an editor there someone to videographer there, as long as you know the rules and how to do it.What is our girlboss talking about now kek? Something to do with her bullying documentary? If it has nothing to do with Lillee's shit then that was useless to put in, just padding out her video with boring conversations that if they do have to do with Lillee, make her seem like a bratty child.
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jesus christ, the state of her mouth. even when (if, really) her canines come into place, she's going to look bizarre because of how tiny her outer incisors are. her genes are genuinely poisoned. never seen such a categorically terrible looking human being.
also love that during the vlog you can see laur is making her a mix of instant mashed potatoes and canned peas. not one person in this household is employed and they can't manage to get off their lazy asses to make mash from scratch? the fuck?
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Does she not know how to use resistance bands? Kek
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She’s being posted again in beautyguruchatter on reddit lol
No. 863968
>>863962I predict a DMCA takedown in less than 24 hours
>>863964We already know that Laur's business has failed several times, she doesn't pay taxes and has lots of debt. The truemans are grifters and are not above scamming both government and people.
I'm sure Laur has lots of credit cards not only in her name but in Lillee and Earl's too.
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All of the accounts that made these posts have been deleted
No. 863981
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So there was a post on r/BGCr yesterday mentioning LJ :
https://reddit.com/r/BeautyGuruChatter/comments/rydys3/i_watched_this_deep_dive_about_tiktok_they_said/The post itself didn't present anything new about the attic goblins, but there was one interesting thing about it. Nearly every comment was either warning OP that they were in danger of attracting Laur's wrath or expressing surprise that the eyeball queen was still around after she got exposed for fakery…except from one lone positive response from an account that was created less than 24 hours ago.
https://reddit.com/user/ash_fairiipicrel is the entirety of the account's activity so far. Support for Lillee, ridiculous self-hating, anti-black race bait, and sausages. Looks like Shaniqua 2.0.
No. 863997
>>863995you do have a point, anon. the writing style is more grammatical/coherent than anything the truemans usually post, subject matter notwithstanding. the fact that someone created a reddit account shortly after the LJ post and their first stop before heading to white knight for queen lillee was to go shitting on black people unprovoked is very weird and laur-esque, though.
whoever it is, i really doubt that they are black, unless they have internalized unfortunate ideas about themselves. it might just be some bored kid trolling.
No. 864003
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Lillee got new Coach frames
No. 864007
>>863969The Deep_Peanut_5025 account was suspended. No idea why, the account could have been counted as spam perhaps? Or maybe she went on a reporting spree of all the people in the BGC thread and was suspended for false reports. The LilleeJean account, Independent-Carpet96 and OkAide9289 (2 sock accounts that commented on LJs posts) aren't suspended however.
>>863962Lillee's probably reading that thread and being disappointed there's no one really cyberbullying her and they're all being tame. She wants to be able to say reddit is evil when in reality no one gives a fuck about her there.
>>863964>huge houseIsn't the house not actually that big? I recall it being a duplex so the Truemans only live in one part of the house, that kitchen is fucking tiny. An actual trailerhome would fit their lifestyle better. As for the cats, they just buy the cheapest shit that's the bare minimum for having a cat and call it a day. Doubt they even take them to the vets. They probably got their cats from a cheap or even free place like craigslist.
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The fuck is happening with that shoe
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>>864018They're Coach, but Coach isn't even "designer" designer when it comes to glasses. They're free-with-VSP tier as far as I can tell. Just more what-poor-people-think- successful-people-buy nonsense from thaeyeballqueen. Sorry poor.
No. 864039
>>864025>what-poor-people-think- successful-people-buyExactly. Some anons have said that the kind of fast fashion (that is most likely produced using highly
abusive and unethical practices) she likes to buy, wear, then return are what poor people think are stylish and make her look cool. But the poor quality of these clothes are so evident, and the fit is terrible so it actually achieves the opposite of what she wants.
As for the glasses, they look almost identical to the first one. Hey, if that is what she likes, fine. The sad/ridiculous part is that she's flexing that they are Coach. As if that is impressive. I won't go into how Coach's brand prestige has fallen, which it has. It's the fact that she has no clue as to what is the latest in fashion and then flexes her ugly frames that look just like her old ones and brags that they are Coach. It's like her taste is the Paramus mall, but at the low end.
It's OK to like old granny glasses and dress in a poor person's idea of The Housewives of New Jersey. It's the silliness of genuinely thinking this is the height of sophistication.
Going back to the German anon's comment about how they can afford these things, as someone who grew up in Queens and knows the area where she lives, I can't quite understand how they can afford it either, although I can make an educated guess as to how they get their money when no one in that household works.
First of all the cats. It is easy to adopt cats for free from shelters. There are services that provide free spaying so they probably took advantage of that. They likely buy the cheapest cat food and kitty litter with coupons. As for veterinary care, they do not spend any money on that. They had a cat who I think has passed away by now that had mouth cancer and couldn't eat and they just let it suffer. Had they gone for regular vet checkups they would have detected it early, then followed up with treatment. But they don't take their animals to the vet. I have one dog and I take it for regular vet care. On top of that, he has had to get emergency care, which I did immediately, and that was a few thousands of $. If you are a responsible pet owner, German anon, I can see why you are baffled at how they could afford to keep these cats. But they do not take them to the vet. Hell, Laur didn't even take her child to the dentist until she was 20.
Where they live is actually a nicer part of Queens. It's very middle class, and not particularly poor. But my guess is that Earl has disability and they are living off that and some other government service. It's not a large home, but for NYC, even the outer boroughs, it is a decent size for a family of 3. The gov checks probably cover the car, gas, and insurance as well.
As for food, it doesn't look like anyone is going without meals. Yes, takeout is expensive. But it seems they supplement with neighborhood free food pantries? I also think they must get food stamps.
Here's where I am just as baffled. How they hell do they afford all that makeup, shoes, dolls, and other crap? My own opinion is that Laur inherited money from her parents. I believe her father is dead, but I don't know about her mother. Either way, lj is their only grandchild so they must have left her something. Don't know about Earl's side of the family but he's so old and I doubt he inherited anything from them anyway. The only think we know is that he drummed when he was a young man (NOT for the bands they claim he had) but as far as what his actual job was, who knows?
Laur and Earl never went to college so it's not like they ever had high paying jobs. We know Laur ran a scam antique/junk selling business but I don't know how much that supported/can support all the crap they buy. Anons have said lj buys used makeup, or sells her used makeup, so that's something as far as covering makeup costs go. But this does not seem to be a very money savvy family who knows how to save and invest well.
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she looks scary here
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>>864055It's interesting how she hashtags #newyorklife and #newyorkfashion but there is absolutely nothing New York about it. She likes to boast that she is a born and bred New Yorker, but nothing about her lifestyle says New York. She has zero interest in the arts, her taste in clothes is more suburban bargain outlet than New York fashion, and she participates in none of the social aspects of NY living. There are zero vlogs or photos about going to the latest bars or restaurants. The most "exotic" food she will tolerate is the local Chinese takeout, and she does not know even the most basic ingredients in the widest known Korean food, bibimbap.
She's proud of her black skinny jeans. Even I, an ancient decrepit old lady, know that skinny jeans are out. 90s boot cuts and baggy bleached jeans are in. For someone so young, and who thinks she knows about NY sophistication, she really puts out the opposite.
No. 864066
>>864039 There was no money left to Laur or Lillee when Laur's dad died. That's how Laur got into selling
a bunch of dilapidated used shit that nobody wanted "antiques", he was a hoarder that left Laur's mom destitute when he passed. She says as much in her own Facebook post that's been posted here before. Laur had to clean up/scavenge/sell what remained of his hoard in order to help her mom out, thus her next scam was born. I wouldn't be surprised if all 3 adults draw disability from NYS, and if Earl worked at one point in his life or was a vet he could be getting some type of pension on top of it. Add to that SNAP
(food stamps), HUD/Section 8 to help cover most of the rent, the bare minimum coverage for car insurance, multiple other forms of welfare and that's probably where the bulk of their money comes from. They also qualify for discounted utilities and you know they take advantage of it. Laur/Earl seem to claim bankruptcy every 7-10 years, so we know they're a fan of running up their credit cards and taking out small loans that they never pay back. I'm actually more surprised that they can still rent with an eviction on their record, and a recent eviction at that. If people have to pay to be in her shitty engagement pod
(another scam since she's got no legit followers), there's your money for used makeup and cheap clothing. She returns half of it anyway, so it's not like they spend a great deal of money on clothes.
There's no way that they were able to show 3x the monthly rent which is usually required when you rent a home from most landlords, both public and private. So either they're on some HUD and/or section 8 type of program, or they knew the landlord and were able to get their foot in the door before the other eviction showed up on their record. You won't see them moving any time soon now that it's (eviction) is visible, it will come up on all 3 of them since they were all named in the paperwork. Even with a co-signer, they're pretty much screwed for the foreseeable future unless someone is renting the place for them and leaving all 3 of them off the paperwork. When you're getting rental assistance, discounted utilities, not paying your other bills in full and living off credit cards
(because you think fame & fortune is just around the corner and you'll be able to pay them off when the $$$ rolls in…) it's easy to live like they do.
I think it's great that safety nets exist, however, these pieces of garbage are reason those programs get a bad name. It's one thing to need help during hard times, but it's a complete other when you make it a way of life and leech off a system you've never payed in to. The Trueman's are really no different than the stereotypical "welfare queen" you've heard of all your life; only difference is they aren't popping out a bunch of kids in order to not work and rake in the benefits. Instead they scam social security and disability when atleast 2 of them have never worked an honest job in their life. I say 2 out of 3 because I can't speak for Earl, but I can't imagine an honest, hard working man would tolerate Laur for longer than a few months, let alone marry and have a kid with her. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a vet or worked just long enough to qualify for SSDI, which is different from SSI and pays more. Lillee & Laur aren't so gravely disabled that they can't work, obvious mental impairments aside. They're just lazy and keep fooling themselves into thinking that they'll be able to pay off their debts when Lillee's payday comes rolling in. Little do they know that her only chance at fortune is getting hit by a cab and suing, she'll never be a famous celebrity. I'm pretty sure Laur already tried suing Geico after a car accident but it blew up in her face miserably and now she's banned from ever using their service or those that they underwrite, much like what happened with Uber (kek).
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>>864071Her top reminds me of the “human” version of the crash test dummy
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>>864066Thank you for that excellent assessment, anon. All of what you wrote make total sense.
>>864067>For some reason she takes everything Laur says as gospelThe reason is that Laur worships her and tells her everyday how stunning and highly intelligent she is. It's a warm comfortable echo chamber where she is praised for doing nothing so for a narcissist and someone who doesn't want to work very hard, of course she will take as gospel anyone who tells her how amazing she is.
>>864060>>864061I just noticed something that I didn't see before because of all the wrinkles. Forgive my poor technical skills in picrel but the dotted line shows where her actual boobs end. But the bust seam of the top are quite far below. Because this is such a cheaply made garment, there is no support in the bust seams so they just lie flat. This bodysuit is too long for her but it fits her width. I know she has posted some laughable "fashion" before, but this takes the cake in terms of how unbelievably ignorant she is when it comes to fit. Or maybe she doesn't care. Either way though, this is nothing to be proud of.
No. 864078
>>864076I know what you meant anon, but indulge me while I address the bra situation. Wearing a bra would not help in this case. The bodysuit is completely disproportionate to her shape. She doesn't have the skills to tailor her own clothes, and she can't anyway if she is renting dresses and returning Shein or Wish or whatever cheap clothes she is buying that is produced by exploiting people (while she pays lipservice to "upcycling" which she uses incorrectly). She can't afford to buy well made clothing either, which can be expensive when you are extremely short and wide (not trying to be mean here, but she is very wide in terms of US petite sizing). Here's an idea for this self proclaimed CEO. Use your size to do good in the world and stop buying fast fashion: create a company that makes good quality and affordable clothing for extremely short overweight people. Stop pretending to be a petite size 2 when you clearly are not (it's called vanity sizing). Or learn how to sew and vlog about it. Turn it into a business if you actually are serious about entrepreneurship. (But she isn't. She just want to do minimal work and thinks becoming a successful entertainer is just around the corner.)
She has extremely limited options when shopping super cheap fast fashion sites because to keep things cheap, these businesses don't have a wide selection of different size patterns. Also, because they outsource the manufacturing to the lowest bidder, the sizing standards are all over the place. We've all seen the memes of what clothing looks like on a Shein site, and what it looks like in real life - and many of the women posting themselves in those clothes are already standard sizes and slim.
In the case of this bodysuit, as poorly as it is made, it was cut in a pattern meant for a much taller person. Even the bust seams are uneven as you can see from the pic so this can't possibly look good on a taller slender person, much less someone much shorter with a very short shoulder-to-bust measurement.
Personally, the same way I don't judge anyone here for calling her fat, I don't judge her for being fat. It's just a fact that she is overweight and carries a lot of body fat. It might not be her fault - look at Laur and the genes she has to deal with. But it is her fault for not doing the extra research to really understand her shape and dress for it, especially when fashion is part of her "brand" (as misguided as that is). Rather than spend money on 10 Shein pieces, maybe she should buy 1 really well fitting piece. They are out there, she just has to look a little harder.
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No. 864090
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>>864078Agreed, what she should have went for is something with sturdy construction that would hold shape and work with her weird proportions rather than against it. Like this bodysuit from Goldsign. It's $250 though, but if they stopped purchasing followers they could swing it
No. 864105
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I just find her photoshop skills laughable. She really should double check these before posting because the rounded floor and vastly different proportions on each side aren’t fooling anyone. How can one side be perfectly hourglass, smooth all the way and the other with rolls, lumps, and straight waisted? Her body is on video, there is no need to photoshop an hour glass figure when we all know she has no shape to her body.
No. 864113
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Putting a takeout container on a clean plate is very classy, Lillee
No. 864114
>>864113It always baffles me how poor are her general human skill and understanding on the most basic everyday stuff.
It's like when she throw the whole tea bag inside her cup, paper tag included.
Like what on earth?? The way her brain dysfunction is so bizarre.
I'm with the Anon who said LJ
>comes of as an alien trying to be human but failing miserably.>>862623 No. 864136
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No. 864139
>>864138duh, its 9/11
nonnie! #newyorklife #newyorkfashion
No. 864149
>>864136holy dolldivine batman!
She's commissioned art from this artist before, the simpsons one. Love how she calls it sponsored. It's a commission SHE paid for, and the artist wouldn't even put it up on their page.
No. 864151
>>864149Exactly, how exactly is this even sponsored? They made it for you because you shilled out 20-50 something bucks for them to badly trace shit, they're not sponsoring you, or even supporting you Lillee.
>>864138I'm 100% it's the ending of Fight Club, that tracer can't even come up with some new asset or whatever that'd match Wonder Woman kek.
No. 864152
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https://valiantceo.com/lillee-jean-beauty/New article from a new site, unless this is recycled and I'm missing that. Lillee's starting to sound like a real MLM running #bossbase more and more. Please spare yourself the headache and don't read that last answer, it's just even more Lillee Jean nonsense. It's like listening to a 5 year old ramble, complete with super hero shit.
>Our management style is free-flowing. It is based on trust, and love for the content we are creating, as well as the causes we advocate for.That's a funny way of saying lying, scamming, mass reporting, and having mommy harass the boolies.
No. 864155
>>864152Damn, I should have listened to you anon. I read that last one despite your warning and now I am cross eyed.
>We don't discriminate against somebody, as anybody coming to the table is important to us that has the same ideology that we have. It is better to have a diverse group than a "yes" group of people. Um, doesn't the first sentence negate the second? I actually read this several times to see if I was misreading it. I even tried to channel goblinese attic pidgin to understand. If they have the same ideology that you have, then it is not a diverse group.
No. 864164
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Seems fishy. Lillee knows no one would want to write for her except for the boolies.
No. 864168
>>864164Kek is this bitch trying to be like the new Man Repeller? Spoiler alert- that ended poorly and so will this.
How long til their "writers" sue them for unpaid wages?
No. 864178
File: 1641878121353.png (428.83 KB, 1840x834, bots.png)
Lillee bought some bots to like this tumblr post. Screenshot isn't even all the bots, just some of them.
https://lilleejeantalkslive.tumblr.com/post/670480756642037760 It's for that Solved Skincare again, on the YT video Lillee bought comment bots and now this? Who it is doing it or for whatever reason I don't know.
No. 864181
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Along with that, Lillee has tumblr sock accounts to reblog and like her posts. Found 2.
https://snail848494.tumblr.com/ - Reblogs posts adding on shit so it'll show up in searches I'd assume. Pic related, notice the same tags Lillee uses.
https://holpblots.tumblr.com/ - Likes and reblogs.
No one else likes her posts besides the occasional real people, and ones that must be porn bot accounts like one named renefalk and giovannatrav-sissycumslut kek.
No. 864186
>>864178She is probably doing it for solved so they won't figure out her scam lol. Too bad she couldn't buy like and comments for solved's ig
>>864181Holpblots is definitely Laur. It's her Reddit username. I bet the first one is Laur too.
No. 864195
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No. 864196
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>>864186 Yep, holpblots is
(one of) the usernames Laur used when she went on a rampage over at BeautyGuruChatter back when they did a write-up about Lillee
(you know the one). If there was any doubt, she used her signature "have a g8 day" and outed herself by the second comment, right after she linked Lillee's "thaeyeballqueen" website. Out of curiosity I checked to see if that site was still up and sure enough it is; she posted a link on it a few days ago to her new Marvel Wanda Cosplay. The weird part is it shows as being removed, and if you look at Lillee's YouTube, the video isn't there. She's got the dental one from 3 days ago and then after that it's the "Emily in Paris - Lancome" from 8 days ago. Picrel is from the post and removed video. I'm guessing Marvel doesn't like their name being used and issued a DMCA to pull it, but who knows.
No. 864197
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>>864186Yes, how could I forget about that account! I found Holpblots on Tiktok, following and being followed by Lillee.
>>864195Ok but why would someone want to write for you Lillee? Are they getting payment or is it for exposure? I could write for somewhere like Buzzfeed if I wanted to, so why would anyone want to write for you? With how Lillee has done things in the past like IP tracker links, this just seems fishy. No one would write for her besides troll submissions and she knows that. I bet we'll just see Laur herself submitting articles pretending to be someone else like the Shaniqua situation. This could be the time for James Dee to shine!
>>864196She does that with upcoming videos. She'll link them even though they aren't public.
No. 864204
>>864203 I know you were being sarcastic anon, but I'm a New Yorker (that actually leaves the house) and uh… yeah, nobody I know would wear that hat. You already knew that though. Lillee has no clue about fashion and what's on trend because she doesn't leave the house, has 0 friends, and follows exactly 0 people her age (lest she get jealous), so this is the result. Weird outfits that don't match, unflattering… well, everything, and 0 effort put into looks. She keeps tagging her photos "NYfashion" and the like, but she fails to realize that people just scroll on past her hideous looks. She's not going to get any followers dressing like that, doesn't matter how many hashtags she uses. She can't even make up her mind on what image she's trying to project; one minute she tries
(and fails) to dress "sexy", the next she's back to acting & dressing like a child that wants to emulate a Disney princess. It's bizarre, especially for someone who is almost 21 years old.
No. 864210
>>864136Googlefu brings up the lulucartoons website which I very much doubt gave Lillee a freebie let alone a sponsored freebie.
this is basically one of those paid picrew maker thingies which then slap your image onto a shirt/canvas/shopping tote or whatever.
Of course Lillee can't attract any actual digital artists to make actual art of her. She'd kick off if they made her look like her ACTUAL representation. Makes sense she'd use a paid doll maker esque site/app to make her own fanart kek.
No. 864212
>>864204If Lillee had just picked a consistent aesthetic (Vintage Parisian would fit with her obsession with her "French" heritage and would be the least unflattering) and sunk all of the money they spent buying followers and "interviews" into lessons (for any skill, really.) she could have developed a small, genuine following.
Unfortunately inconsistency, laziness, and cheating run through her goblin veins.
No. 864213
>>864195The irony is that their "guidelines" have grammatical and punctuation errors, then they say that the contributor needs to check their own grammar and spelling.
I can't tell if they are offering to pay people to write for them (doubt it), or if this is some scam to get people to pay them to "publish" their writing. Or, is it just getting people to write for her for free in exchange for "exposure"?
No. 864248
>>864244wym?! she posted this
>>864136 just a few days ago
nonnie No. 864281
>>864250Trying to figure out the angle here–are they just going to post the medium shit on lillees site directly now? I thought maybe write their own pieces sucking ass to Lilz and make some new sock accounts, but that can't be it, because if it was all fake wouldn't Lillee make it look like this is a paid opportunity?
Surely a CEO could afford it, after all.
No. 864295
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>>864281 Knowing the Goblins, it's probably a way to steal IPs as they have a history of doing that and they know the only submissions they will get is from trolls. They can't kick shit up on Twitter anymore since all their accounts are banned, not to mention they started to copyright strike people again on YouTube and it didn't go well. Picrel is from Ontropolis, on January 4th (I think) She received a notice from YT letting her know that Lillee tried to strike one of her videos. YT said they won't be removing Ontropolis' video as they believe the claim is fraudulent, and Lillee threw a fit when YT wouldn't cave to her demands. They know that controversy and shit-stirring is the only way Lillee gets attention and I'm sure they've seen a dip in (legit) views since the Twitter bans occurred. I know Lillee's got an IG but she doesn't seem to fuck with people over there and it's probably because she can't risk losing her blue checkmark and it's really the only SM she has left. Nobody interacts with her on tik-tok due to her shitty content and most
(if not all) of her views are purchased, just like on YouTube. Since can't copyright strike on YouTube or attack people on Twitter, this is just another way for her and Laur to try and start shit.
The only other thing I can think of is that they're sick of typing up shitty articles that they know nobody reads. I also wouldn't put it past these two morons to try and sell the submitted articles about Lillee to other outlets that pay a pittance per submission. She would post a submitted article on her site, then turn around and sell it to a crappy content farm claiming that she owns the copyright because its on
her site and technically
you're writing for her, so she can do whatever she wants with it. Yeah, it's a stupid idea but it's absolutely something they would do. One thing I'm absolutely sure of is that they have no intention of paying anyone anything. They'd sooner charge the people submitting articles, claiming that it's a way to get the authors work seen by "millions of people in the industry and Lillee's 1 million Jeaniez", kek.
No. 864306
>>864304>I'm guessing their either trying to dox people or trying to make themselves look legit by having actual competent people write for them.Yup that was my thought as well. There's no doubt in my mind they are looking to dox people who send in submissions "boolying" them, and if that doesn't work, they'll claim they were boolied anyway just to get attention. They've always gotta paint themselves as the
victim because that's all they have.
>No doubt fake articles will appear giving credit to people who don't exist.Wouldn't doubt it. However, They're too stupid to realize that anyone with half a brain that has suffered through Lillee or Laur's writing will be able to spot an article written by them from a mile away. The incorrect spellings, the boomer misunderstanding of slang, the multiple commas in nonsensical places - and those are just a few of their "tells". At this point, they really should just throw in the towel. Coddling their impossible dream of fame, fortune, and stardom, is costing them so much more than they could've imagined and for what? Nothing. She's achieved nothing, unless becoming an internet punchline and pariah counts. They spend more than they make, she's gotten 0 brand collabs, 0 brand deals, she's never been the face of a legitimate company, they don't have the money to start a cosmetic company, she'll never get an acting gig, it's just all so… pointless. I guess they won't learn until bankruptcy #3 commences.
No. 864308
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Lillee is already writing under a pseudonym kek
No. 864313
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the vagina looking fruit is my favorite part kek
No. 864325
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>>864308It’s a real writer who was probably paid for this article.
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>>864324This article was posted mid December. It was probably a freebie from the writer
No. 864347
File: 1642044549088.png (40.3 KB, 717x350, lj.png)
Ah yes, Lillee is well known to be a Kanye fan. Does she just google for quotes?
No. 864414
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No. 864422
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They’re using rent the runway for her new photoshoots
No. 864439
>>864425 That was my thought as well - that jacket doesn't fit her in the slightest and she needs to stop thinking she's a model - she's barely 4ft9in and yet she wears clothes meant for people much taller than she is. That coat is supposed to be just below/around knee length, and yet on her it's almost ankle length. If she bought the correct size, it probably would be, but she's so round it stops the jacket from sitting properly. Does she not realize that she'd look much better if she was wearing clothes that fit properly as opposed to squeezing herself into a 2-sizes-too-small sausage casing? I know she's pretty much delusional about her true size but I also think she's a
victim of vanity sizing, she doesn't realize that alot of these brands don't follow the fast fashion model of labeling a size 10 a size 4. For a girl that constantly claims she's a model in every bio she writes, she's hasn't the slightest clue about fashion or the clothing industry in general.
If you look at the "Rent the Runway" website picture of the coat she's wearing
>>864422 you can see how that coat is supposed to lay on a non-midget's body. On Lillee, the buttons are sitting much higher than they should be, which shouldn't be the case considering her obvious lack of height. She's so stuffed into that thing that it's riding up and it looks like her upper arms are going to bust out of the sleeves incredible-Hulk style at any moment. Let's just hope that "Rent The Runway" gets the garment properly cleaned before passing it on to the next customer so they don't have to wear a smelly, cat hair covered jacket around town.
No. 864452
>>864420She definitively has a receding hairline.
The whole colour oops mess from one year ago probably made it worse. Her hair looks both greasy and fried since then and Laur had to cut it shorter.
But seriously anons, what sad sad genes. She looks so old and trashy.
No. 864453
>>864422Aren't they supposed to return it clean and not smelly?
What a stupid way to waste money.
What's the point of renting an ugly coat just to take a picture inside on the staircase?
She could have find a second hand coat cheaper, nicer and that would fit so much better.
No. 864493
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>>864463 No no, anon, all mOdElS do this! You just don't understand because you're not in the illusive "industry". It used to be that models could snag sample sizes from a designer if the designer was feeling so inclined, but now, with the "supply chain shortage" and the need to be environmentally conscious and upcycle (kek), renting low level, relatively unknown designers for a ridiculous price is all the rage. It's not a scam, Lillee Jean doesn't engage in scams! - Laur (probably)
Picrel is from Lillee's newest abomination of a "Lillee Jean Talks! Live" with yet another engagement pod
scammer nobody looking to make a quick buck. There's absolutely nothing ombre about that lipstick, I'm convinced she just throws buzzwords in there
(from 5 years ago when that was on trend) but has no clue what they actually mean. I took the liberty of taking some screenshots of our very own midget-model, if those don't scream "Ford Model", I don't know what does. In all seriousness, she could be cleaning up as a model for those cluck-baity ads for strip mall plastic surgeons; she'd be the perfect "before" picture in the "before and after's".
No. 864510
>>864414>>864422If you look at the coat on the website, you can see how the lines of the plaid are straight. With the buttons closed, there is overlap below the second button all the way down.
The plaid itself is not the problem but selecting such a ill fitting garment in that pattern is. I get she wants something colorful but the coat barely closes on her. In the second picture you can clearly see that it's so tight she can't get her whole hand in the pocket. But the most
problematic is that the lines of the plaid only accentuate how bad the fit is. It does not hang on her like it should. The sleeves are bunched at the cuffs because they are too long on her, and the coat gapes open below the second button because it is taking a lot of stress keeping the garment closed. I don't know where these pictures are from so I don't know if there are more from this "shoot" but she would have been better off keeping the coat open. But that still wouldn't fix the other problems of sleeves, the lines, proportions, etc.
This is a very poor choice. She'd be better off in a cocoon coat that was cut for people with shorter proportions.
No. 864537
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Andrew from Solvedskincare are giving products away.
Why isn't LJ promoting the brand and the give away?
Did he noticed already that she's useless for collab?
48 likes, 17 comments keks
No. 864540
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her mouth is a black hole
No. 864550
>>864540
>1,640 CommentsAnd I bet
atleast half of those comments are from Lillee herself. That's not even counting sock accounts ran by her and "momairre".
The caption is hilarious as well,
"Intoxicating Stare". Yeah, if by intoxicating you mean "I drank a shitload of cheap gut rot vodka, made some bad decisions, and now I'm nauseous and hungover", then yes, this photo is intoxicating. It invokes the same feelings that I seem to get after a night of blackout drinking, repulsion included.
Lillee, close your gaping maw. And while you're at it, stop doing your eye makeup like that, you don't have the eye shape for it. All it does is remind people you've got two wildly different sized eyes and a potato nose.
No. 864604
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>VIDEO TAKEN FROM MY WEBSITE No Lillee… it's just this image
>>864493, which isn't a video nor is it from your website. It's a Youtube screenshot, is Youtube now owned by Lillee?
Lillee has been DMCAing these threads a lot lately. She (or Laur) is constantly prowling google search and image results for any critical websites to strike. Google has delisted threads few times for her, it's never going to work Lillee, keep being a cow and new threads will keep popping up. It's been said a million times, but they're just wasting their time scamming, faking, and hiding when it's easy to apologize and explain her actions, and be authentic for once.
No. 864627
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Lillee tried salad dressing because anons were laughing at her dry iceberg lettuce
No. 864630
>>864627Really Lilz? The crappy takeout iceberg you won't eat is expected, but A PLASTIC fork?
I know she's only performatively environmental, but she can't even be bothered to fake integrity. We all know she's eating this crap (or taking a pic and then throwing it away) in her home, and she can't be assed to check the no utensils button when she orders takeout?
No. 864648
>>864641 Can someone please explain to me how two chronically unemployed people with literally no hobbies
(trolling doesn't count) can't manage to cook a decent meal that doesn't come from a microwave? I honestly don't get it. These two have all the time in the world and yet their hovel is a pig-sty and neither of them know how to prepare a meal. It's not like they're furthering their education or working, so what the fuck do they do all day? Drink box wine and search the internet so they can send DMCA's?
No. 864649
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This bitch really posting inspirational quotes of herself.
No. 864658
>>864649Hilariously there’ll never be anyone desperate enough to breed with Lillee so thankfully any children she might have never have to learn from their mother’s mistakes.
Something Lillee has yet to learn herself by trying to follow Laur’s example.
Imagine being up your own ass you quote yourself instead of someone who has actually influenced the world, kek.
No. 864737
>>864676 Agreed. One good thing to keep in mind is that nobody, and I mean nobody, pays attention to Lillee. When she had her Twitter, she used to quote herself all the time. She maybe got one comment or a like or two here and there, but not usually. Consider that she was buying bot followers makes it all the more hilarious - she may as well have burned the money since the end result would've been the same. I know she's got more followers on Instagram, but let's be real, 90% are bots, 2% is scam companies and lackeys from her engagement pod, and the remaining 8% is Lillee and Laur's sock accounts. Someone please remind me again how this was supposed to make her famous?
I still haven't seen that Marvel Cosplay video on her site (the eyeball queen one) show up on her YouTube. I know she privates videos before she releases them but I'm willing to bet she was copyright stricken. It's Marvel after all, they're notorious for DMCA's, even moreso than the Goblins themselves.
No. 864743
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From the new interview
No. 864744
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>>864743From the same interview 1/3
No. 864749
>>864746 Kek, she's so transparent and yet she thinks she comes across as this strong, intelligent ingenue. She can't even write one "article"
(and I use that term very loosely) where she doesn't bring up the boolies and paint herself as the
victim. She's been trying to push this narrative for 2 years now and she still doesn't realize that nobody gives a shit. Everytime she writes, it's the same bullshit that boils down to
"I'm just so worldly. I created a non-registered non-profit to help save the eNvIroNmEnT and stuff, because I'm just so enlightened. 501c3? What's that? Anyway, it's called "1change4change", I scream and demand that people stop using plastic straws, but plastic cutlery and sytrofoam take-out containers are totally fine. Enough about that – back to me! Did you know I'm an anti-boolying advocate so I can tell my story for the 300th time, even though I'm not bothered by the haters. Did I mention they don't bother me? Because they don't. That's why I need to bring it up multiple times a day, everyday, any time I write something. They're such losers that don't matter and they're just jealous of me, good thing they don't bother me!"I'd ask if she even reads this shit after her/momairre type it out, but I highly doubt it. In her mind, she's a natural talent at anything she does yet I've seen more interesting pieces written by fifth graders (better grammar too). This is why actual celebrities have real public relations people, but at this point, nothing would help Lillee's reputation. The only real people that pay her any mind is us, she's got no fan base because she's an insufferable person with no notable talents. You'd think that she would've realized that by now since she's been at this for years and it has yet to pay off. Maybe after another 10 years passes and she's still gone nowhere in life, she'll figure it out.
(probably not though) No. 864767
>>864745“poor unfortunate mentally tortured souls”
ok Ursula kek
for someone who loves to overuse commas, I can’t believe there wasn’t a single comma between those adjectives
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No. 864786
>>864780 We've seen this top before, anons.. I'm pretty sure she used it in a previous post. Guess she decided not to return it.
Even in the most basic, bland and boring outfits, she still can't be bothered to even change it up a little. Same old matted unbrushed hair, the pearls falling off the $2 Shein top, and the makeup look that's pretty much burned into our skulls by now. It's getting old, Lilz
Also what is that thing in the second image on her pants? Is that supposed to be some sort of waist tie?
No. 864803
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>>864780 is she going for this in the second photo?
Lillee you take so many advices from this forum, why wont you take the one where we tell you to close that ass of a mounth? It's so easy just put your teeth on top of eachother and don't do anything with your lips. It seriously looks the worst, you aren't doing the instagram model face, it's physically impossible for your face to do that so for the love of god, find a different face pose.
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>>864786She just wore it backwards this time
No. 864818
>>864780 …anndddd we're back to this idiotic "trend" where Lillee wears the same top but backwards and thinks she's making a bold fashion statement. At one point she loved doing this
almost as much as she loved pulling her top down so it would sit on her weeble shoulders and show off her lack of collarbones and tree stump neck. There's really no fixing her, is there? I find it interesting that she's (poorly) written a few "articles" about accessorizing yet never does it. Throwing on a necklace isn't really accessorizing Lillee.
That first picture in the set is just awful and the greasy, unwashed hair really manages to highlight that 12-head she inherited from Laur. The makeup is horrible too, especially for a "beauty guru", and the way she's doing her eyeshadow just draws attention to her two wildly different sized eyes and pupils. Don't even get me started on that "pout" she's failing to do with her mouth. She's been at this for years, still hasn't made any traction and refuses to take advice or change. I actually think she's incapable of learning anything new or absorbing new information at this point, don't know if it's because of her dismal IQ or a learning disability, but it's pretty evident. Only a genuine lolcow would have her level of confidence while looking like a franken-midget that was put together with left over parts who doesn't have two braincells to rub together. Such a model though, kek.
No. 865020
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I tried but I couldn't fit all of her many accomplishments onto one business card.
No. 865102
>>864746>>864745>>864744
>"I am now filled with sorrow and compassion…"The replies she writes on her Tiktok to those who comment in any way other than gushing admiration is really hateful. Her seething hatred and pettiness comes across very clearly.
It's hilarious how all of what she wrote can be said about her. Misguided? Check. Not be able to think independently without Laur egging her on and having an original idea? Check. Part of a criminal crusade to slander and defame others? Huge check. Only difference here is that she does realize it and she and her mother know exactly what they are doing. Mentally tortured soul? Absolutely. It must be torture to be that jealous of others who are thriving just doing their thing. To not know yourself and your limits and chase something that is not attainable simply because you were gaslit by your own mother. That's one serious mental torture cage you've built for yourself.
>"Sometimes I write a poem to metaphorically put words to what bothers me, in a simpler way, instead of free-writing."What does "to metaphorically put words" mean? Using words in the wrong way does not make your writing "poetic".
It's been said over and over that at this point lj is an adult and she is responsible for her ignorance, lies, lack of talent, and overall incompetence at what she claims she excels at. But think back to you when you were 20/21. Just because you turn 18 doesn't mean that on your birthday the scales fall from your eyes and you suddenly realize your mother had been gaslighting you your whole life and you clearly see the path to a better future for yourself. The damage Laur has done to her daughter by metaphorically (this is how you use the word correctly, lillee) clipping her wings is severe and it will take a lifetime of struggle for her to make the right choices if she wants to live an independent and truly happy life. Without at least a high school education, that is pretty hard. It's difficult enough for intelligent people to move forward without a college degree so what chance does lilee have? Laur is afraid to lose her only real friend and puppet, the only thing she can control so she made sure that Lillee is entirely dependent on her for everything. That is pretty sick. Laur likes to say Lillee is strong, but she isn't. Point to one thing she's achieved that she did truly independently. I am not saying this to be funny but I think that might have been her elementary school graduation. Or her performing the Korean fan dance. If someone knows of awards she's won without Laur's help or some bs award they made up themselves, please correct me. And strong people do not perpetually whine about being a
victim.
>>865020That is hilarious.
>>865026I second the motion.
No. 865149
>>865130You're right, but there are still a few in some of her dancing tiktoks. Her replies are so filled with spite at people who are simply reacting to her terrible dancing. And none of these comments are that horrible. They're like, "Um, no," or, "This is killing me!" To the latter one, she replied, "good." Wonder how much restraint it took miss love and compassion to wish covid on them.
Side note. Her dancing tiktoks are hilarious. They are some of the best examples of her lack of self awareness. I wish she'd do more. Have you ever seen little kids who don't quite yet have full physical coordination and they see sexy dancing and they try to copy the moves? They even have the serious expression on their face but it's just so funny because it's a little kid with little kid limbs and the moves are disjointed and don't flow.
Btw, dancing any way you feel like is fine. Hell, if you're a bad dancer and you just want to move your body, go for it! But the difference here is that she thinks she is as good as a pro, or at least someone who has had several years of dance training of any kind, and she has not. If you are listing your middle school dance recitals on a professional resume, you are severely delusional.
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>>865149>>865130kek either her Indian foot fetish pod doesn’t do tiktok or laur couldn’t afford it. either way, the comments on her old videos are hilarious
No. 865167
>>865158Laur is more likely to get jailed anytime soon. Then LJ couldn't last two days without her and probably be send by social services in a house for disabled adult, which would be more or less like a prison.
Nice future you build LJ.
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>>865165 Yeah, her dancing Tik Toks are my favorite. She tries to look sexy but fails so extravagantly, then at the end she does a smug
"Look how amazing I am" smile into the camera, completely unaware that she looks like an epileptic having a vertical seizure. I didn't think a person could have <0 self awareness, but watching her "dance" changed my mind. It's truly a sight to behold. She acts like she's just being silly but only when people don't kiss her ass in the comments. She uses hashtags that imply otherwise… and you just know her mother is on the other side of the camera telling her how wonderful her dancing is.
Atleast they're not as rage-inducing as the Tik Toks where she's talking about how famous and beautiful she is or her fake accomplishments. Idk if it's the saccharine sweet "baby voice", her smug face, or the combo of the two, but either way they make my blood boil. Video above is just one example of many. Notice her Harvard level vernacular, kek -
"I seeked world domination". Too bad that didn't include a real education.
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No. 865231
>>865221So…. is this her way of responding to the plastic fork post? This is just sad. She's almost 21 and yet passive aggressively responding to "sad misguided losers" over here and reading these forums obsessively pretending not to be bothered when it's clear she lives for anyone talking about her. Go to school lilee. Get a job. Work on yourself.
>>865224She thinks it elongates her legs.
No. 865232
>>865228Clips are a good idea. She can't alter the pieces because she will return them and she nor Laur can sew anyway. Lillee, listen to this anon. Get clips since you just wear these outfits to take photos, never to go out in them.
Why do I get the feeling even if they do listen to this advice they'll still get it wrong and it will be evident in their photos?
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This shoes + pants combo is fucking terrible. These are ankle pants, Lillee.
No. 865364
>>865216kek her arrogance will never fail to amuse me.
>I'm dominating, dominating some more and have conquered allIn reality she's a twenty-year-old who
>wasn't even able to graduate from a real high school>is unable to write correct sentences and use commas in English despite it being her native language >has never had real income or a real job >has no friends>depends on her mom to do absolutely everything for her>has an imaginary boyfriend>Has no real talentWhat exactly is she dominating in?? Besides most wrong commas in a sentence and wonky eyeliner?
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>>865216The smug smile description is so accurate. You can tell at the end of every video she’s thinking, “yep, nailed it”
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>>865400I swear to God this is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. Bitch looks like a more inbred Ugly Betty, why would she ever do this oh my God. Her pursed lips when shes doing the finger guns is fucking sending me. She's really putting some effort into these moves whew
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>>865405 Holy shit, for a minute I thought I posted that but then I noticed that your screenshot doesn't have the pink lettering above it. Last night I was scrolling through her Tik Tok and noticed the face she makes when she does the "finger guns" and took some screenshots, albeit it was from a different video. It reminds me of that face she makes when getting overly excited
(like when her mom told her about getting the Covergirl campaign but really it was that Times Square billboard that anyone can submit to..) and it's so off putting, like she genuinely can't control her face muscles or something. The dancing is cringe enough in itself, but what 20 year old incorporates "finger guns" unironically into their
seizures dancing? It's like she learned her dance moves from a middle-aged mom chaperoning her kid's 9th grade dance.
Here's a couple more screenshots of her contorted "finger gun" face to haunt your dreams, anon. Can you believe Ford Models didn't sign her? They must be kicking themselves right about now.
No. 865409
>>865221as if posting pictures of salad everyday makes her lose any weight. Dream on Lillee.
>>865216Rage-inducing is accurate. Extra punchable. Not only the disgusting voice and smug face, its what shes doing with her eyes too. How does she think this would ever be a good thing to film and post? This will 1000% put off any person who for some goddamn reason would consider being a fan. Pure insanity in her expresion, evil. No Lille not the disney kind of evil, just pathetic spoiled brat evil.
Shes really lucky i am not an american i would personally find her and punch her in the face for making this vile clip. Maybe id fix her jaw in the process.
No. 865424
>>865409 That's the thing, she has absolutely no self-awareness and neither does her mother
(who is supposed to be her "manager" and never puts her in check). Between Lillee's looks, intelligence, and achievements
(or lack thereof), you'd think she would be one of the most humble people on YouTube but she's not. She's a smug, bratty, rude, indignant adult that acts like a 12 year old. Actual celebrities that are known to be assholes behind closed doors wouldn't even put out a video like this because they're aware of how it would make them look. Anytime anytime comments on Lillee's piss poor attitude she pulls the "I'm just a strong fierce woman" bullshit but let's be real, she's none of those things and you can be confident without being an arrogant douchebag.
As the anon from
>>865364 said, what has she dominated? What achievements or accomplishments does she have that are real and not fabricated? I can't think of one, and thank God for that. If this is how she is normally, could you imagine how nasty she'd be to people if she had legitimate accolades?
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>>865406You made me want to go look back on TikTok at her dancing as I could do with a laugh and WTH is this?!?? Does lillee still wear pull-ups or is her butt really that saggy?
No. 865463
>>865424>>865364>has no friendsI think she genuinely does not know how to be kind. Like actually behave in a way that is selfless and is in the best interest of another person. This isn't something I say lightly or about just anybody. So she is special in that sense.
But seriously. Nothing, and I do mean nothing, she has done or said as far as I can see has been entirely about someone other than herself - meaning, she doesn't use the association or reference to put herself in a positive light. This even extends to her only friend, Laur. If there are examples where she has been selflessly kind to Laur without ever expecting that act to benefit herself in some way, please correct me. If you think about it, even if she did buy most of her followers, if she had a cute personality, warmth, radiated kindness, engaging quirk, etc. wouldn't you think that some people would reach out and be like hey, I live in NY too, do you want to hang out some time? Or do collabs or do a cohosted hangout or something? People would want to be her friend because genuine kindness does come across on video. People are not stupid, they will recognize it and be drawn to people like that. At the same time, they will be offput by insincerity and narcissism.
Some anon asked earlier what would happen after Laur is gone. She at least got enough schooling to read the directions on the instant mashed potatoes box so perhaps she will do fine feeding herself. But the one thing that is certain is that she will be very lonely. Lilee has such a perverted view of human relationships that it will be extremely hard for her to make friends. I don't mean her idea of friends, which are people who will go on ig live with her because they have their own projects to promote. I am talking about friends who will pick her up after a surgery or help her move or travel to different countries with. It's because I don't think she knows what true friendship means. She's somehow forever stuck in middle school, thinking friends are supposed to be girls who worship her and constantly tell her how great she is while being super jealous of her. It's like she wished she could be Regina George in an unironic way, but it never happened so all those girls must certainly be bitches and hate her and bully her by way of ignoring her, or so she thought.
Sadly, this immature misguided idea of friendship is still stuck in her feeble little mind. This is why she plays with dolls. She can play out her idea of one sided friendship, so in her imaginary world, her dolls are her friends. And Laur too, because lillee can count on her to do whatever she tells her to do. But once Laur is gone, her dolls can't drive her to the dentist or make her instant mashed potatoes. Maybe some of Laur's grifter genes did pass on and lillee will be able to bs her way to an online white knight or sad collab with someone equally desperate. Even so, this is not a bright future for lillee.
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Okay so I was feeling nostalgic and I went back to her earliest TikToks when she actually used to TRY and do cool stuff and contour and do fun shit with her lashes. I don’t know what happened, but there is a stark contrast between what she used to do and what she does now. She used to actually have cute, normal facial expressions and tried to keep on tres with what people were doing at that time. She’s regressed in a way I’ve never seen before, and I’m just sitting here wondering what the hell happened??
No. 865488
>>865485Her stopping going to school was what happened. There's a lot that's already been written about it here but in a nutshell, lille was a cute, shy, pudgy little kid (the cute part is entirely my own opinion but I honestly do think she was a cute little girl). She probably got made fun of a few times for her weight, as kids will do that sort of thing. I don't think she was horribly bullied for it though.
As she entered her teens, she lost weight and felt good about her looks for the first time and got into makeup. Laur, putting way too much emphasis on her daughter's appearance rather than her education as an extension of her own vanity, encouraged this interest. Lj feeling attractive for the first time ate up all her mother's praises and it got to her head. At the time of this tiktok, she is still in school but is barely showing up and wearing inappropriate outfits. The other kids can't really get to know her because she's hardly ever around. Lj (probably with Laur's encouragement) mistook this for bullying because none of these girls were gushing at how great she looked and were dying to be her best friend. Lj probably got some flattering remarks online (I shudder to think who from but I also don't care enough to go and look) and decided this was an easy way to stardom and money. Laur, thinking she could ride this all the way to the bank, allowed her child to stop going to school all together. Laur also doesn't think much of education anyway (there was a video where lj asks her what her favorite subject was and her answer was "none of them" then began to tell a story about how she knew more than her history teacher).
So this echo chamber grew, and even that tiny thread of a connection to reality by going to school once a month was severed. You can argue that this was more nature than nurture, and that lj would have ended up like this anyway, and although none of us have any way of knowing for sure, it's hard to deny that her dropping out of school and listening to Laur 24/7 without any other voices or exposure to different perspectives created what she is today. Now you're all caught up.
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>>865440it truly is just that sad.
No. 865490
>>865488Thank you
nonny! I’ve actually been following the thread for quite a while, so I understand how much dropping school did a number on her. I homeschooled for high school, but was able to become a normal, functioning human being, as most people do. My biggest concern is just the sheer regression she has had as it such a blatantly obvious sign that SOMETHING is not right. And i guess i’m mainly i’m baffled at how much Laur has chosen to ignore it and feed into it. She did a complete 180 from what she was actually interested in and has become an unhinged form of herself. I would love to say I feel bad for her, but her attitude completely takes away and sense of empathy I would feel. I’m going back through and re-watching the dumb little TikToks she put up, and sitting here thinking of how not even a 13-14 year old would dream of posting something so utterly embarrassing and she was 18-20 at the time!!
I know a lot of people have been saying there is nothing cognitively wrong with Lillee, but I’m positive there is at least something going on. I just wish her mother would grow a backbone and take her to the doctor for the first time in 20 years so that maybe she can get on the path of having some sort of a normal life. Because as previous anons have laid out, her future is starting to look extremely grim.
No. 865492
>>865490Other than the kids who are pulled out of school and so-called homeschooled because they are being abused at home, for the most part, the kids I've been acquainted with who have been homeschooled are actually pretty bright people. They might be socially awkward a bit but not to the extent that it makes them completely unlikeable. Usually, the parents are pretty responsible and intelligent themselves and are careful to make sure that their homeschooled children also have a life outside of the home. It sounds like you're part the latter group.
Then there's Lillee and Laur. Combine codependency and malignant narcissism and you get these two. If lj had a good head on her shoulders she at this point would have gotten the hell out. But she is just as codependent, and possibly an even worse malignant narcissist than Laur. On top of that, she isn't all that bright. What I mean by that is she isn't able to think for herself. I have to agree that there is some sort of cognitive deficit because she isn't able to process complex information and articulate it in a logical way. It is evident in those fake articles. And before you say that Laur wrote them, you can hear the lack of articulation when she speaks in her videos. Her vocabulary is limited and she can't put forth an idea in logical order. They claim that she was homeschooled because of her amazing talent at makeup and that they rather invest the time honing her entrepreneurial skills, but I think it was more that she couldn't keep up with the school work and wasn't doing great and she tends to give up at anything she doesn't do great in. Rather than work harder, if she isn't "naturally" gifted at something and doesn't do amazing well without trying then she gives up. And Laur just lets her do that which is not good parenting.
They have what is called a fixed mindset. Laur and Lillee believe Lillee was born with amazing talents and that they are fixed, meaning, you were either born with it or you weren't, and according to them, Lillee was born with it in spades. Failing is for losers, and Lillee is winner so she shouldn't do anything that she has to try really hard at and compete with people who have also worked really hard for fear that she might fail. They don't understand that failure can lead to growth, and that it's not about just being born with talent. Laur has tried to protect Lillee from failure but all she's done is made her daughter extremely brittle and weak.
No. 865506
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Using Laur as a model again because she has no friends and no professional relationships.
No. 865517
>>865506 Jesus, that picture is deserving of a spoiler because it's horrifying. It's not just that she's ugly (we already know this), but Laur legitimately always looks like a crazy person. Anytime I've ever seen her on camera, she's got those weird crazy eyes that constantly shift and if they're not darting back and forth, she's doing the classic "thousand yard stare". It's clear she's just as big an idiot as Lillee and just like her kid, she's got that unchecked entitlement mentality coupled with jealous rage. Low intelligence + anger issues + no real concept of consequences = never a good combination. I can only imagine that Laur became homebound after torching every bridge and meaningful relationship in her life, not that she had many to begin with. Just like Lillee, she's got no friends to speak of and obviously no colleagues because she's never worked an honest job in her life. Earl keeps away from her and LJ as much as humanly possible. I'd imagine that if you lived in their neighborhood, you'd know them as the family that nobody associates with because
"they're just not quite right in the head".
I wouldn't be surprised if their reputation proceeded them; I grew up in Nassau County (next to Queens) and even in a bigger community with much more spaced out homes, everyone knew who the local nutjobs were. The people who were always trying to run a scam, the soft beggers, the troublemakers that started problems everywhere they went, the cheaters, the "gossips" and so on. I'd imagine it's not much different where they live. I wish that one of the good callout accounts from way-back-when would've tracked down a neighbor of theirs to speak to. That would've been worth watching because you just know that The Goblins are the pariahs of the neighborhood.
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>>865400>>865405The pew pew pew tiktok along with the duet are my favorite of her dance tiktoks because they really highlight the fact that she can't coordinate her upper and lower halves.
>>865408 makes a good point that she may be lacking some motor skills. In all her dance and lipsync tiktoks, she is completely out of sync with the music and she's off several beats.
Maybe some trained dance anons can jump in here but she lacks commitment in her movements, even those that she choreographed herself. Like she doesn't execute them all the way. In both the pew pew and duet dances, there is a move where you're supposed to put your hand against your forehead like when you're looking at a distance while it's sunny. She doesn't carry the move all the way through to connect it smoothly to the next one. She just drops her hands. One thing I noticed is that she really likes to use her hips. After her eyes, her butt is her favorite part of her body and she likes to show it off because she thinks it's sexy. Putting aside any debate about whether that's body positivity gone too far as to cross the line into delusion, she focuses a lot on moving her hips but they are all over the place and completely lacking rhythm. And the whole time, the expression on her face is, "I'm so sexy and tough!" That's what makes it all so cringy. There is no irony in these videos. There is no charm, no self mockery, no self awareness.
There's a video that really reveals how much she is delusional about/has misrepresented her dance background. This is a live she did with Christy Curtis Buss, a choreographer. If you skip ahead to the 1 hour mark, Christy invites Lilee to dance with her and lj seems reluctant. She tries to clear her chaotic mess of a room for a little floor space (picrel) and doesn't seem to be all that into it because she knows she doesn't know basic steps and terms.
Despite Christy showing her a really basic jazz combo and slowing it down and repeating it for her several times, lj can't do it ("I haven't done jazz in 4 years!"). Childishly, lil chooses only to do the cha cha cha part because she can sway her butt. Christy is a good sport and demonstrates again for Lillee going really slow (by now, even I can do the move) meanwhile lj just does these unattractive poses then literally shakes her ass at the camera. She thinks this is funny but I find it childish and rude. She's not even trying.
I thought this episode really exposed how lost she becomes when faced with people who know what they are talking about. And as usual, she was wearing pj pants and a top with no bra meanwhile Christy had her dance gear on. The hour long chat that precedes it is really boring but there are parts where lj really plays up to Christy how she has a dance background so it's hilarious when she can't follow a really simple routine.
No. 865557
>>865221Gasp lillee bestie you DID see my comment about using a plastic fork, and you even put the metal bb front and center! You DO care!!!!
Not about the environment, but about trying to prove people wrong.
No. 865558
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I was browsing through her TikTok laughing my ass off wondering why I have not looked at it before. Then I came across this short one where her cat is. Has this been discussed and I have just missed it? What is wrong with her cat? It looks elderly so there might be some problems, but the cats jaw is misaligned and it looks like he cannot close his mouth properly.
Because this is a living creature Laur and LJ are taking care of I am worried. Especially since Laur did not care about Lillee's dental issues so why would she bother when a pet is in need to see a vet.
No. 865560
>>865556Oh but wait, I left out the best parts. Lillee is so bad at it that it dawns on Christy that Lillee actually does not know how to dance. So she just does like a literal single step and Lillee follows along like um… someone who is not where she should be developmentally at the age of 20, or 12 for that matter. So Christy just claps when Lillee manages not to fall.
At 1:04:20, lj says, "I like your cha cha." Then not knowing what else to say, she actually says, "Do you do anything like uh, rumba, or like, exotic dancing too?" Did she not know what exotic dancing means? Did she think rumba was "exotic" so she meant a genre like rumba? Anyway, you can tell Christy is taken aback by this. She must have been like, wtf??? But she recovers quickly and tells a story while lj has no idea what just happened. I can only imagine what Christy's impression of lj was after this dumpster fire.
No. 865569
>>865556 You've convinced me to go watch that Live,
nonnie. Excellent description by the way. I came across the screenshot you took and before I even read what you wrote, I could tell Lillee was pissed. Her expression in that picture is 1/4 bewilderment and 3/4 jealousy and seething rage. Even though Christy is doing something simple, Lillee can already see that it is so far out of her skills/ability and you can see her gears turning. Even with her very limited intelligence and 0 "people reading" skills, she's realizing she bit off more than she can chew and is about to be made a fool of. I saw the same realization wash across her haggard face when she did the video with the Sports Medicine Doctor using the Beckford Bar. Hilariously enough, she did the same thing in that video - rather than try, she made up a lame excuse that nobody believed and proceeded to fuck off and pretend to do ballet - only what she was doing would get a first grader laughed out of ballet class.
The older she gets, she's starting to realize that she may not be as great as she thinks she is. She'll never admit it, but anytime she does these "Lives!" with people who actually know what they're doing
(the doctor, the mediocre singer & published model, the choreographer, etc..) you can see a brief moment of clarity wash over her
(followed by pure anger) wherein she's realizing that she's not even 1/100th as good as them. She can laugh and joke around as if she's just being "silly", but deep down she knows she's nowhere near as good as them. Oddly enough though, it never seems to click in her head that these people that are a million times better than her but they're not sUpEr fAmOuS, what chance does she have? I guess that would require a bit more introspection than the goblin is capable of though.
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Don’t see anyone talking about the latest stream with rando storyboard artist Neil d’monte (for live action not animation) and guess what? She went without even a mention of her own art ventures, even as the guy was talking about how he started drawing as a kid. What ever happened to lj the boastful artiste? She designed totebags tshirts wallpapers galore on society6! So what if you didn’t make a single sale. Professional illustrator belongs on your resume as much as the rest of the bullshit on there Lillee!
All in all, not a particularly milky stream besides some awkward language barrier moments (the goblinese comes out and he gets visibly confused). Still, her fake enthusiasm is always painful to witness.. Never seen anyone interview a professional artist without asking about their key influences until now. She barely had a single interesting thought to share over the movies he worked on besides shit like “so, Batman vs Superman, I love.” Even her questions felt like she was trying hard to emulate the vagueness and impersonality of an authority mag madlib interview. Oh but each time she went off script it wasn’t anything related to art.
Some moments
>lj introduces him and first thing she wants to discuss is FOOT. Tell us about foot! Lj proceeds to act overly interested in his boring story about how he recently hurt himself carrying groceries. Starting to wonder if lillee herself has a foot fetish.
> at the 6:49 mark lillee asks what advice he would give to audience. His answer sounds like it’s directed at her. Basically, don’t brag online and boast about future projects and actually get to work. Lillee just laughs and pretends to get it.
>like in all interviews, lillee asks what’s behind him.
>what’s that thing that’s hanging? ….my plant…? HAHA I thought it was like a head!
>lillee talks COVID. Says it’s scary! You could lose your taste! Your scent! ( guy maybe starts to joke about the mistake but lillee keeps on talking. Guy takes stock of her cognitive impairment)
Idk. I’m not good at writeups but yeah that’s it
No. 865672
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>>865593Thanks anon, you hit all the highlights. You weren't kidding about the advice part where it really sounds like he's talking right to her. Be humble. Stop talking and start listening. Don't oversell yourself. She interjects by saying that yeah, when you're starting out, just zip it. She speaks for her entire generation that they don't listen and think they know everything. At one point, the guy makes a point about never knowing what may or may not be released by mentioning a friend of his working in many low budget movies and one famous movie and they all got released at the same time (or something that effect - the sound quality was bad so it was hard to catch). While he's saying all that she makes a "huh?" face and follows it up with, "the saturation isn't good either because too much saturation, it's like, [see picrel for the face she makes to stand in for the vocabulary she lacks]. You want one project." The expression on his face is priceless because he doesn't know wtf she's talking about. She doesn't even know wtf she's talking about.
She moves on to music and after he goes into why he's too busy to play in a band regularly, she says, "So basically you Neil whenever you want to Neil." At first, I was like why is she talking about kneeling? Then I realized this was that deeper perspective, rather than surface-level talk, that she promised.
Next, she uses the term "genre" wrong and words a question in the most awkward and unfortunate way by asking how he wants to be remembered. Later she asks him a question about the cost of the precautions studios take because of covid and uses the phrase "meet out" to mean, is it worth it. Since he doesn't speak goblinese, he gets confused because he likely thought "mete out" which means something entirely different. Finally, she wraps up by saying, "I think this went very well," because that's what all the most engaging talk show hosts say.
No. 865689
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Sorry for the older milk but I just saw Lillee's faking comments more. These are on her recent braces vlog. Having to fake comments congratulating you and telling you to get better is just sad.
No. 865715
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Lillee’s little project has a website now
No. 865726
>>865715>>865716This is such a joke. Both LJ and Laur are online bullies. They target anyone with a different opinion or who dares not to take what LJ says without a grain of salt. They get personal, they doxx, they contact employers.
Lillee Jean does not give a shit about online bullying. She loves to bully and harass. She only cares if SHE is the
victim. This page is all about her.
>telling my storySo is this a site to advocate against online bullying and helping others or just another ME ME ME AND MY FEELINGS thing?
Lillee, you're not a
victim. Oh, sorry. You actually are. You are a
victim of your batshit mother. Without her you might have had a chance.
No. 865730
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> I never finished, school
No. 865749
File: 1643260963359.png (186.96 KB, 1105x642, hfhfgdth.png)
God they have so many channels laying around to repurpose to just post spam.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX3EpXUgRKrWjbYvCT79jJg/about>A channel bringing Lillee Jean's stories into one place. From 1 minute shorts, to, in-depth product reviews, behind-the-scenes acting, and more. Lillee Jean is the founder of Bullyish, an online bullying awareness page, CEO of Lillee Jean Beauty, a beauty website, and digital celebrity. She has created, hosts, and directs Lillee Jean TALKS! Live, a web series, that is IMDB accredited. No. 865750
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5p3D9mXPAvLeJt1RA9SC_A/aboutBoth of these channels also create playlists, just to add to the spam.
No. 865752
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9JOnC5QF3NX9goD8c_0ovw/aboutAnd finally Bullyish too. Honestly Lillee probably made Bullyish as an excuse to have more accounts to spam with.
No. 865753
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>>865752From her "Reading Hate Comments" vid kek
No. 865754
File: 1643262422867.png (109.1 KB, 738x861, h.png)
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/lillee-jean-five-strategies-our-company-is-using-to-tackle-climate-change-become-more-c5eb620d9fc4>With Lillee Jean Beauty, we strive to use things that are sustainable, which includes trying to not use plastic whenever possible, as well as sharing the word with others without being preachy.I could honestly waste my time and link every time we've seen Lillee use disposable forks and bowls, but we all know she does that. #1change4change.
No. 865759
>>865730>This will be highly impactfulWe are sure of it LJ. Soon you'll be even more worldwide famous gurl!
>>865749>behind-the-scenes actingWhat does it mean?
>that is IMDB accredited.Since any retard can upload youtube video, being on IMDB has zero value thanks to you now.
No. 865778
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The goblins made their way into this article about cyberbullying.
https://www.usnews.com/education/k12/articles/what-parents-need-to-know-about-cyberbullying>Laur Trueman, the mother of Lillee Jean Trueman, says parents must pay attention to what their children are doing onlineWise words from the mother who let Lillee post those weird topless photos and let whatever this was happen
>>856343.
>Trueman says she was targeted by cyberbullies at 15, initially on a major social media platform. Her mother filed complaint forms, but nothing came of them and the cyberbullying spread to other channels. I get a boomer wrote this and all but what? Didn't it supposedly start on reddit? Reddit doesn't have channels, ffs this deserves cyberbullying.
No. 865803
>>865716>I've been BULLIED ONLINE FOR SO LONG>shows a portrait of her doing the sex doll facemaybe if she stopped feeling like she HAS to be sexual at all times then people wouldn't be so aggressive towards her
like I don't mean to
victim blame but she's putting so much effort into being inappropriate, I just can't understand how this could be anything else but intentionally aggressing
No. 865804
File: 1643320730758.png (446.42 KB, 1362x578, hihi.png)
It's right behind you
No. 865814
File: 1643325056078.jpg (236.38 KB, 1080x1808, 9127722.jpg)
The article she put on Bullyish is so confusing. Kek, what does this image have to do with bullying whatsoever? It's so random and unnecessary. Scrolling down she doesn't even mention anything about it.
No. 865829
>>865814it's an easy to bully image, anon. it's one of the only times her teeth are the right size. plus she's wearing adult sized toe socks…
i wonder if she posted this awful pic to bait us.
No. 865838
>>865810No rando googling advocacy for online bullying is going to have any clue what Lillee’s talking about when she says shit like “paid trolls for hire” or “monetarily” hurting them or “those” websites. They’re just going to think Lillee is fucking insane because she is. They’ll never make anything out of Bullyish because Lillee can’t stop inserting her own false
victim narrative into everything. Easily proven false as well, so no professional production company will ever touch them.
And Lillee please find a lawyer in your engagement pod and ask them how easy it would be to implement a federal law against online bullying? You’ve been talking about Lillee’s Law for over a year but you’ve never discussed the nuts & bolts of your bill. How are you going to define bullying? Girls at school kicking you out of a group chat? Calling you fat behind your back? Pointing out you very obviously bought a million Instagram followers? What are the penalties? Have you thought about the amount of minors which will be negatively affected by Lillee’s law? The juvenile law system is going to be inundated with cases? Why aren’t you using your Bullyish platform to talk about these things, Lillee?
No. 865840
File: 1643337647135.png (Spoiler Image,150.62 KB, 538x790, Screenshot_3.png)
Beware Anons, I spoilered this for gore, the image is a bit small but still graphic. Of course it's awful that Lillee got sent gore images, but did she really need to then post those on Twitter uncensored, then share to her Tumblr and now the Bullyish Tumblr account? Really great educational supportive resource for the kids Lillee.
No. 865852
>>865814>>865816>>865819>>865829>>865830Is she sure she's 3 in that pic? I'd say 2 or even a couple of months younger. A few months matter when a child is this young and a 3 year old would look more of a developed child than the kid in this picture, who looks more like a baby. Unless she had some early physical developmental issues and really was 3 here.
Also, they think it was cute but I really hope that brush was clean because if it had been used, giving a child a dirty brush with tiny particles of makeup, Laur's dead skin cells, bacteria, etc. for her to inhale is not safe.
No. 865854
>>865840Why am I not surprised lillee is recycling shit? This isn't new and the mean old boolies helped Laur narrow down who actually did it. "Sonia" had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Laur/Lillee why are you not posting the date this actually happened?
No. 865858
>>865840 When is this from? Her Twitter account is suspended indefinitely and has been since before Christmas. Who does this fat retard think she's fooling?
>>865830 Agreed, anon. She wasn't q cute kid in the slightest, infact it looks like she's got something wrong with her. I can't quite put my finger on it, but that kid looks far from "normal", it gives me some serious "uncanny valley" vibes. Her face shape and head just looks… off. Don't drink when you're pregnant, kids.
No. 865861
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>because I said so
kek at Lillee being an insufferable brat while trying to promote her charity project. The reason Bullyish will never work is Lillee isn’t sympathetic. People might initially feel sorry for her but once they listen to her speak it’s all over.
No. 865862
File: 1643371045779.jpg (177.98 KB, 1080x664, Bullshitish.jpg)
Hm. Just as we all thought her copyright claim isn't legal.
No. 865883
>>865861 That's all she knows how to be (an insufferable brat). She's a mental and physical midget with 0 personality or charm and because she was raised by Laur, she thinks being a bitch is somehow a replacement for the aforementioned.
Whose idea was Bullyish anyway? I'm assuming Lillee's, but I wouldn't be surprised if Laur was the one that did all the "work" (and by work I mean throwing up a Wix template and a stolen copyright statement). It's not only a poorly executed idea, it was pointless to begin with. There's already an "Anti Bullying Coalition" and most states have some version of their own, including New York. Infact, Long Island even has their own seperate one
(Dignity for All Students Act and Long Island Coalition Against Bullying, respectively) and last I checked, Queens is on Long Island. Those are just the local organizations and it took me less than five minutes to research this. There's even a national non-profit (StompOutBullying) and unlike Lillee's newest scam, this one is a registered 501c3. Like most of her ideas, she's about 10 years too late if she's trying to be the face of "No Boolies". It's also extremely transparent & self-serving that she didn't give a fuck until it directly effected her, but at this point that's to be expected from our Goblin. She'll never be able to compete with real organizations, and the two of them have a snowballs chance in hell of getting 501c3 approval. Last I checked, they don't give those to con-artists that owe NYS $20,000 in back taxes. The process isn't easy, it isn't free, and these two wouldn't know where to start or how to structure one properly anyway. It's just another poorly thought-out failed ruse by two fame hungry morons.
No. 865886
>>865778>"I'm unfollowing you"How is that bullying??
Jeez and she wants to be famous when she can't take any slight criticism or anything that isn't a compliment.
>865817>So she wants people to contribute content to her site by submitting videos of their experience being bullied.Maybe Laur and LJ expect the callouts to contact them and get their contact info. Is that their great plan? That or stole other people narrative.
Laur and LJ are so stupid, nothing would ever surprise me from them.
No. 865891
>>865883NYCfag here to nitpick – Queens is technically located on Long Island, but so is Brooklyn, but both are considered a boro of NYC and neither are considered part of long island.
None of that changes the fact that LJs bull(ing)ish is just crap she's spouting
No. 865921
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>>865854I guess she was trying to imply the older callots were the ones sending the gore, and her tweet was supposed to be shocking and shock "what LJ goes through daily". Lillee, I've seen it all, the most shocking thing to me is that you post that with no warning or censor to your potentially child audience on Twitter, then your "educational resource page" Tumblr, and think that makes you somehow look like the innocent person.
No. 865922
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I guess she looks a bit cleaner? Still can't dress herself, that bracelet looks like toy jewerly.
No. 865923
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No. 865942
>>865922how does a ~byootee gooroo~ with 1 million jeaniez only own one (1) pair of (out of style) pants?
Also kek at her fat little trotters expanding over the sides of those shoes
No. 865975
>>865861This video is wild.
Children being "doctrined" into joining discord servers because someone offers them a new ps4 game..? And it's disturbing because that's what happened to her?
Lillee. Girl. No one gave anyone ps4 games to bully you on the internet. (We do it for free.)
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No. 866037
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>>866036not a direct call out but still talking about her. Using her as an insult. She goes a while without saying anything then posts something like this to get a reaction so she can scream victim to. Anyone with a brain cell would just let it go.
No. 866039
>>866037>>866037I'm on the Tati is super obnoxious train too, but this is a reach. Is she screaming
victim again? Post caps of that.
Making a current, apt metaphor for her audience who will get the reference, isn't using LJ's name for clout.
These are weird posts, maybe a failed call-out with some jealousy? Shannon trying to soothe her ego by shitting on someone who got popular by covering "her" content?
Making some obvious comment about the goblins not having a lawyer (duh) so you can tack on a random attack on a basically now irrelevant call-out…don't get it.
No. 866043
>>866039I'm with you, anon. All of the original and second wave callouts achieved their goal: making sure Lillee and Laur were held accountable for their lying and bullying. The Truemans are now known for being scammers in most online beauty forum/gossip spaces, and they have both been banned from Twitter, which was the one platform where they were actually occasionally interacting with real people (not engagement pod people or bots who are contractually bound to give her fake support, or pathetic coomers who don't actually give a shit about her post-nut.)
There are only maybe three weirdos still shittalking LJ on twitter now. No one else cares.
No. 866046
>>866039nta you are replying to but Tatiana has been a cow herself from the beginning. She isn't calling herself a
victim now but you damn well know that if Laur or Lillee react to it Tatiana will immediately cry bully.
Tatiana has said time and time again that she is done talking about the goblins yet she can't stop. And what came out of the 3k fans donated to her so she could sue Laur and Lillee?
At least bffdees and other call-outs meant it when they said they were done talking about the truemans.
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No. 866078
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Unhinged faces forever… I couldn't even watch that live properly. I used to manage listening to that bat frequency she calls voice before, but these days it feels like it's gotten worse.
The fakeness is over 10 000.
No. 866083
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>>866078I'm sorry but those faces don't come near to this unhinged one. I did nothing to it. Just a literal screen capture. It truly frightened me. So much that I am spoilering it in to save some people from nightmares. It's like from a horror film. Not exaggerating to be mean, just saying it like it is.
No. 866084
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>>866078>>866083When asked if she eats candy, her passive aggressive (for no reason) response: "Kinda rude to say to someone with braces, don't you think?"
No. 866089
>>866084She says that in 7th and 8th grades she took Spanish and in 9th grade she took Chinese I. Interesting that she doesn't say what she took with Keystone. Probably because they didn't require her to finish any languages with their fake diploma or whatever piece of paper she has framed. In New York State, most high schools do require you take 3 levels of foreign language, and in some schools passing the Regents Exam after the 3rd level is required to graduate. Also, how come she doesn't show off any of her Spanish or Chinese knowledge? We know she dropped out after 9th grade but surely some words must have stuck?
Someone must have asked her about her next step in her career or something like that because she says whenever she's ready for something, she's ready for something. Then she goes on that beauty is probably not going to be it (remember, it's just a "stopgap") and that it's likely going to be directing or law. She does know that passing the bar (or getting a decent LSAT score for that matter) does not mean it isn't sufficient to get all her law knowledge from Laur, right? And she does need far more substantial vocabulary than attic goblinese? She can't just finish her law school or directing assignments with just a facial expression. But you know, she encourages everyone to further their education when they can. G8 advice from a high school drop out without a GED.
She realizes the kid who asked her if she eats candy is a minor, and tells him sorry, she doesn't allow minors in her lives. I don't know how ig live works, but isn't there an age restriction or something that keeps minors out? She takes a sanctimonious tone when saying, "We should forgive and feel pity for those who are minors and have no control over their emotions because as adults, we do have control over our emotions. How fortunate of us." Says the adult who claimed she was scared of those she falsely accused of bullying her when they were simply asking her about her dating a 23 year old man when she was 14, which is the reason she blurted out that it was OK for minors to date adults with the parents' permission? What about her mother who freaks out with no filter at people who are simply calling out their lies?
No. 866099
>>866089Lillee wants to do law now too? lmao
Lillee Jean the
>Influencer>CEO>Beauty guru>Actress>Model>Writer>Painter>Enviromentalist>Anti-bully motivational speakerand last but not least
>LawyerLillee took it too literally when Laur told her she could be anything she wanted kek
No. 866112
>>866048Saged for derail…but Tatiana has a dead thread in snow already (which should be resurrected). It’s strange she raised $5k to send cease & desists back and forth with Laur and then never spoke about the money again. If Lillee had done this, Tatiana & the callouts would burn them at the stake.
>>866078The voice, the extremely loud typing, the walk-in closet filled to the brim with junk…it’s overwhelming & unwatchable
No. 866132
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Lillee, what the hell are you waffling on about?
No. 866138
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This live was just atrocious.. She sits there typing obnoxiously loud and hard while literally only saying “Hi” or “Hello” a million times while doing that fake as fuck smile of hers and then deadpanning to the computer to make it seem like she’s actually doing “work.” might just suffer through the whole video again just to count how many times she says hello. The number must be astronomical. Then she gets up to show off her body and it is SO painfully obvious that she’s trying to hard to seem sexy.. Bonus: more foot content.
No. 866142
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>>862009>>866083I did no editing to this one either. Just a screen grab when she was talking about braces.
No. 866177
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>>865751This same account commented this on the PRIMINK LIED video.
No. 866186
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>>866142Every time she makes that face this is all I see.
No. 866342
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No. 866345
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They made a new subreddit for Lillee last month. One of the mods is the Independent-Carpet96 account. It seems it was made after these accounts were suspended
>>863969.
No. 866347
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Then there's another sub made earlier. The accounts posting 7691duh
and Educational_Watch_85 are suspended. So sad Reddit isn't going to let them spam their site like they do everywhere else.
No. 866415
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Lillee, are you writing in first person or third person? You need to make up your mind.
Also, close your fucking mouth for once.
No. 866419
>>866415
>She wore from Express a Grey ribbed top, black skinny jeans, nude strappy sandals…Kek, nothing says February in NY like nude strappy sandals! Doesn't every New York woman want to power walk through sleet and snow in single-digit weather while wearing summer shoes with 6 inch heels? She really is supremely stupid. She tries to fool people into thinking she leaves the house but I've yet to see her post 1 outfit that is weather appropriate (or in-style for her generation, but that's another issue in itself).
I'm surprised she didn't write about her Express ultra stretched out jeans she always wears. Not sure why she thinks Express is a high end designer brand? After "The Limited Group" sold Express back in 2007 (I think it was 2007) the quality of the clothing plummeted. They were already going the way of extreme vanity sizing as well, but at the time, they were much better than the other brands. Shortly after they were sold, I ran in and grabbed a pair of black jeans I usually always got for work. I had to return them because my regular size (2) was in reality closer to a size 6 or 8. That was back in 2009, they've gotten much worse over the last 13 years. Then there's Lillee, in all her 4ft8 glory, buying a size 2 (which is closer to an 8 or 10 now) and showing it off like it's a flex, even though she looks like 10lbs of shit in a 2lb bag. She's got no clue that she's massively overweight for someone her height and her proportions are just a mess. I'm glad she doesn't leave the house because one day she'll exhale after a "super healthy" 3rd lunch of
dry iceberg salad mashed potatoes, chicken nuggs, and mozzarella stix, and a button will fly off and probably break a window in the attic. Atleast she won't kill an innocent bystander out in public though, so there's that.
No. 866484
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On Lillee's Mandy.com profile she recently raised her height to 4'12".
That's our girl.
No. 866487
>>866484"Medium" Girl is built like a mini fridge
What was her height before?
No. 866495
>What was her height before?Originally she had it (on some website, could've been Mandy, I don't recall) as 4'12. To us educated folk, that's 5 feet but this is Lillee were talking about, so… Anyway, she then decided to use a tape measure on one of her lives and measure her height and that's when we found out she's just at 4ft9in, actually just a smidgen below it but certainly not
5feet 4ft12in. Now I guess she's back to lying about her height, weight, hair color, build, basically everything. Like
>>866492 said, she's changed her hair color from golden blonde to dark caramel blonde and now it's strawberry blonde. I'm blind af myself, but even if she thinks that color is strawberry, it might be time for a visit to the optometrist.
Oh, and having her weight listed as 128lbs really made me laugh. She had that listed as her weight back when she put that picture of herself in a bathing suit and listed her dimensions (the one where she talks about barbie). That was 2-3 years ago and she most certainly weighs more now.
No. 866499
>>866495My god, is NOTHING about this girl the truth? Her grandmother escaped from the Tsar, her mother provided props to top Hollywood producers, her dad played with Jimi Hendrix, she has a French diplomat boyfriend, a million followers and perfect princess blonde hair - of every shade! Even the simplest things she lies about! I've never known a person to lie about every single aspect of their lives.
If a normal person did this, their mental health would be shot to bits trying to keep all the lies together.
And the biggest joke of all is that she isn't even good at lying! Every single thing she says can be fact-checked with just basic research or common fucking sense. Why is she still doing this? The whole internet knows her as the girl who faked her entire life, why doesn't she give up already? Is it pathological?
No. 866516
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No. 866598
>>866516No one who does quality work of any kind, no one educated, no one who wants to work with talented people who strive for excellence will read the words accompanying those photos and think, this is a top notch creative putting out the best kind of content. Or someone who can write proper English.
To put it in the nicest way possible, the whole thing is very odd. I live in NYC and it has been in the 20-30s F for the past couple of weeks now. So unless these photos were taken last spring, I don't know how a trench coat (which is nowhere to be seen although it's been described as "on hand") is appropriate. Actually, the same can be said for this entire outfit. Does she think she is now an expert stylist? I don't understand the flexing of brands that no one thinks is aspirational or exclusive. And yes, we are headed into March because March follows February but we are also in early February so what is the point of saying that?
And why wear a mask inside your own house when no one else is around? The one time she had a guest over she didn't wear a mask and it's not like she's even dressed to go outside. For someone who cares so much about protecting herself from getting covid and even wearing 3 masks to go to the dentist, she should know that cloth masks are not recommended so why mention a "satin" mask? Doesn't look like she's wearing 2 more under it.
No. 866627
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>>866484Strawberry blonde vs. LJ - Seriously, she has no blonde in her hair. How can she lie so blatantly about something when everyone has visual proof.
No. 866635
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>>866347And now this one is banned. Oh how I wish we could see Lillee's meltdowns again.
No. 866641
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Lillee had another meltdown and editing war with the staff of the Youtube wikia earlier today. It started when a moderator added the Biased template, basically saying that the page may have bias. Lillee then undoes that, then another staff member undoes Lillee's edits, and it goes on and on… just like the Wikipedia situation. Every user who undid her edits and was involved were all some form of staff, I don't know how Lillee wasn't banned for this. Just look at the edit history kek
https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Lillee_Jean?action=history No. 866642
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Lillee is arguing with the other staff because she's talked with and has had Kirkburn (George) kissing her ass. She's ignoring them telling her to knock it off and bringing up the cyberboolies vandalizing her page again.
No. 866645
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CEASE EDITING to a fucking staff member, my god this bitch lmao.
>the vandalization taking place tonight with several other fake accounts is unacceptable
There weren't any "fake accounts" or vandalism that I could see, it was all the staff members. Hopefully none of them get in trouble for doing what they're supposed to be doing because of the goblin.
No. 866647
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These poor staff kek, welcome to the Lillee Jean show.
No. 866655
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Just checked out her TT for the first time and holy shit her mouth is terrifying
No. 866667
>>866658 Holy shit, why would they post this? The "acting" isn't funny or cute, someone (Laur) is flashing an orange flashlight at Lillee trying to make her look ethereal but it just comes off as cheap & messy, the outfit looks nothing like Wanda (especially the upside down crown on Lillee's head), & Laur's nasal-y voice made my ears bleed.
She's a joke and nobody with a shred of self-awareness would ever post this. Lillee, we all know you stalk this page so do yourself a favor - get acting lessons. You'll never be a famous actress but atleast you won't embarrass yourself like you do in your "acting" videos.
No. 866677
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> musical country music star
> well-known beloved actor
The Wikitubia is gold kek
No. 866706
>>866691I don't think she could be nice to anyone if she tried
She genuinely doesn't have a nice bone in her body
No. 866717
>>866688Which is why the moderators did put notices on the page that it needed clean up and that it was biased. That is what Lillee had a fit about. I don't know why the edit war stopped and they let Lillee win by keeping the templates off the page, on many other wikis she would be banned for this. I hope the local staff of the YT wiki didn't have to stop because of Lillee's "I am talking to the manager of Wikia" bullshit.
Lillee is talking as if Kirkburn (George) is the only moderator of the wiki, when in fact he is just a global mod of wikia as a whole. So to top it all off Lillee has been a bitch to the local mods of the YT wiki because she cannot follow the rules and mods of the wiki so she just resorts to contacting customer service like a true Karen. Lillee is also lying about Kirkburn protecting the page because of any vandals. The page had only 2 edits and was a day old before Kirkburn protected it "due to harassment concerns". Same with her claim it has been non stop vandalized, I looked through the logs and only found one malicious vandal. She's unhinged enough to claim moderators doing their job are just fake accounts vandalizing.
Lillee it's clear the staff (including your buddy George) are only trying to keep the shit that follows you off the wiki. It's pretty telling when a mod suggests you just delete the page if the cyberbullies are such a big issue.
No. 866732
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>>866658I'm speechless from such horror.
LJ hysterical laugh beats Laur screeching voice.
The only acting I see is Laur and LJ pretending to be famous actors doing thoses behind the scenes shoots. They both live way too far from reality. This is absolute insanity.
That's too much internet for today anons.
No. 866739
>>866732The ones where she is interacting with Laur (even if she is off camera) are fascinating. There are always moments where they betray themselves and the image they want to portray. Here, you can see how lj bosses laur around and laur lets her, though laur does get annoyed at a certain point. Instead of focusing on her own "performance" if you can call it that, lj has to critique laur's performance though she's only reading lines back so lj has "someone to look at." From just this brief horror show, you see years of laur letting lj get what she wants, and letting her think she knows best. No sane aspiring actor would put out a video where, if a parent is helping them with lines, complain to that parent that they are not doing it right.
And what is with that sudden shot of her trying to look innocently seductive to the camera in the middle of all that????? It's around 48:00.
No. 866763
>>866739If we needed proof on how she would have acted if hired for a role- which she would never- it's all here:
She would be atrocious and blame her coworkers or the staff for her poor acting.
She says she wants to act but can't even stay 5 sec in the role and can't refrain her ugly psychotic facial expressions the whole time.
BTW I never watched Wanda but I searched for that scene on Yt and damn, LJ is so bad it's making laur quite ok at acting in comparison.
No. 866786
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>>866739 You really weren't kidding. She can't make one video where she doesn't eye fuck the camera & attempt to look "seductive". Unfortunately for our Goblin, it's hard to look seductive with bingo wings, lopsided tits and crazy eyes. It gets worse when she opens her mouth - there's nothing sexy about it and it looks like activity day at the tard farm. G8 Job!
Another thing I noticed was in her video thumbnail she (poorly) photoshops Wanda's headpiece over her shitty upside crown (main image in picrel). I guess it was too much to hop on the computer and buy a rubber head piece from Party City or source materials to make her own. She lives in Queens - not bum fuck nowhere. With a little bit of thrifting and craft-store magic, one could easily make Wanda's headpiece. That's too much effort for our Goblins though, so they do the next best thing
(no, not really) and poorly shoop it over her upside crown. Never change, Lillee. Not that that's even a possibility at this point. Kek.
No. 866799
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>>866642This message on Lillee's wall has been deleted, it was the only warning Lillee got on her message wall. I find it extremely odd that the staff have only warned Lillee once, have been very quiet and now the message is deleted. I sure hope Lillee hasn't gotten her way by contacting customer service, but it seems she has been able to.
No. 866800
>>866799It's still there; it's on the other user's (itzwolfy) wall, not hers.
I do note, however, that the link to Lillee's suspended Twitter has finally been removed. Lol, good to see you're still scouring this thread & taking our advice Lillee! You're welcome! Want some more advice? Take a look at the bad behavior that got you kicked off of Twitter and ask yourself if continuing to act like a spoiled, entitled toddler might get you kicked off other platforms as well, like for instance Wikia.
Not that I even see why anyone cares about that YT Wiki, it's an ad-riddled mess and I can't see it being useful to anyone.
No. 866803
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>>866786The way she badly photoshopped Wanda's headpiece over her cheap ass crown is sending me
No. 866881
>>866786 It's just mind blowing to me that Lillee is only
(almost) 21. The way she behaves and the way she looks are polar opposite of each other: she acts like a retarded yet spoilt toddler but she looks like a grandma that's been "rode hard and put away wet". The juxtaposition is just freaky honestly. Could you imagine her hanging out at a bar with other people her age? She's so developmentally stunted that I don't even think she'd have anything in common with other 20-somethings. Despite her appearance, I often forget she's an adult when suffering through her YouTube videos. She's not the first case of "failure to launch" that I've come across, but she's absolutely the most extreme. I didn't think it was possible to be more of a stunted fuck up than Kailyn Wilcher (ForeverKailyn) but compared to Lillee, Kailyn is the height of sophistication and class, kek.
Since it's almost Valentine's Day, I wonder what
Laur "Pheepy" will be sending Lillee this year? She hasn't mentioned him in a while, she's probably hoping people will forget about him (not that he ever existed).
No. 866912
File: 1644309936436.jpg (Spoiler Image,47.96 KB, 736x543, megmucklebones.jpg)
>>866876I KNEW Lillee's unhinged glances towards the camera, movements, and greasy ass hair reminded me of someone. Now I know who it is!
No. 866930
>>866891 She looks batshit insane during that entire exchange. Why is it that she watches these movies/shows a thousand times and still can't get the lines right? You can even look up scripts online. I had never watched WandaVision, but I couldn't understand why someone would be screaming "Give me the Runes, the Runes, give them to me!" because runes can be drawn
(or I guess cast, in this instance). I went and watched the scene Lillee's referring to here, and, in true Lillee form, she flubbed it. Infact I'm not even sure if she understood what the entire ending scene was about. I honestly think that her limited education and stunted vernacular impedes her ability to understand what's going on, whether it be in real life or a basic movie made for entertainment purposes. I don't think she even knows what a rune is or that it wasn't something created by Marvel for this series.
If it was anyone else, I wouldn't think much of it, but it's Lillee. She does this often, and I don't think it's an issue with remembering things correctly; I think she genuinely just doesn't understand it to begin with. It's like when someone comments something innocuous on her videos and she replies with nothing but vitriol. I wonder, had she stayed in school, would it had made any difference? If someone is this dumb from the get-go, are the really capable of learning things passed a certain point?
No. 866973
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt17423398/?ref_=nm_flmg_slf_1Of course they have the Bullyish documentary on IMDB. Interesting all it lists is Lillee.
No. 866974
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Jesus, 403 10 star votes on LJ Talks? When did they do this? Looks totally legit and not overkill.
No. 866983
>>866982You can't buy bots for patreon or OF so it makes no sense for them. She has no fans so it wouldn't work as an income and it would only prove to Lillee and everyone else that everything else she does is a scam.
I'm more surprised they haven't gone all in on inflating Lillee's tiktok views or followers yet. I know their excuse is that "people don't always cross platforms" but having not even 1% of your IG followers migrating over to follow you on tiktok too is pathetic.
No. 866990
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No. 866993
>>866992The images don't match the hyperbolic sentiment of the texts. Which is typical of her failure in logic.
I thought that was a photoshopped chickpea on a damp rock.
No. 866999
>>866992Don't be silly
nonny, Laur shan't be cleaning that chickpea. Look at the state of that ancient cushion. Glorious Chickpea shall be brushed into the crack of the sofa where his Magnificence shall remain until the end of time.
No. 867002
>>866990Lilz bestie it's amazing you're trying but like, a LITTLE effort? Raw white mushrooms, whole canned olives? Do you think this is convincing anyone? If you're going to buy these meals to pose with, why not buy something ACTUALLY well prepared and tasty?
Imagine living in a food paradise like NY and consistently getting meals one could assemble at a national pizza chain salad bar.
Bone Apple Tea Lillee. I'd saw I hope those raw mushrooms didn't give you indigestion, but I'm 99 percent sure they're a prop, as is the metal fork.
No. 867016
>>866990Getting stuff like this as takeout is so weird. How hard is it to cook all of this? Why not spend your takeout money on something a bit more exciting?
I swear she has a palate of an autistic 10 year old.
No. 867103
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/lillee-jean-how-each-of-us-can-leverage-the-power-of-gratitude-to-improve-our-overall-mental-4e16baae07f8
>Lillee Jean is a well-known advocate on online bullyingBy who? The only people who know who the hell she is are those who fell down the rabbit-hole hell of all the drama she's built up or those people who have been unfortunate enough to have been featured in her lives.
>"Making the decision to leave the beauty community has been one of the most life changing events for me."Basically - "I realized no one's falling for my fake ass famous beauty blogger routine. But I'm not quitting being an obnoxious turd faced goblin because I'm determined to leave my mark somehow and prove the b00lies wrong!"
Also Lillee if you're leaving the beauty community will you stop applying for PR and stop making tutorials or is that a load of BS too?
No. 867106
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>>866974It's shot up from 403 10 stars to 489 10 stars.
No. 867125
>>867016She must have beg for all the losers in her engagement pod to rate it 10 stars.
>>867103Won't quote all of it bc it's the same old nonsense.
>They don’t even understand how digital technology works in law.Ah yes, we need to ask Laur unhinged boomer and janitor-at-law.
>My time has come, and now is the time to make a real difference.Jeez LJ…
No. 867143
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>>867141No
nonny, she means she’s not friends with the “beauty community” cabal because they all hate her. But it’s funny that she’s insinuating that the few beauty people in her circle like McKenzie Westmore and jet set beauty are “not accomplishing anything”
She’s just trying to make it sound like she’s leaving a
toxic relationship but really it’s that she has no organic fans and she was never in the “beauty community” to begin with. She’s still gonna do makeup because that’s the only thing she can do (albeit poorly) but I totally support her journey into entertainment. The potential for keks is too great.
No. 867148
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Laur copyright claimed a tweet from April of 2020.
No. 867156
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>>867148Bradley can help Lillee file bankruptcy in a year when all those creditors come calling.
No. 867178
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>>867148Interesting. I clicked on the dropbox link that shows the original image, it says "Phyilly Odella shared this with you".
Hmm, seems familiar:
>>866177 No. 867223
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Laur DMCAd me today for a tweet at Instagram about her fake followers. She claims THIS was my copyrighted post - it's a line from the Youtube terms which she must have copied accidentally. She did this at 4 am.
No. 867224
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The bought fake comments are back. This weird creepy one is definitely Laur.
No. 867235
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What is that…
No. 867244
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>>867235It's another Rent the runway disaster. I feel like the moment someone told her that buying fast fashion wasn't very #1change4change she went back to renting ugly, but higher quality clothes on rent the runway.
No. 867263
>>867244>30$ for one-time rental.What a waste of money. She could buy a nice fitting top for this amount.
>>867212That's because she """left""" the beauty community anon.
BTW didn't she wrote that in the articles
>>867143 because she believe the "bullying" documentary would be online sooner and a great success (kek).
She was talking about this old guy who was supposed to record it, but there's no mention of him anymore, so he probably left the goblins on their own.
No. 867326
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I think she really wants lip fillers to get rid of those thin villainous lips
No. 867354
File: 1644758770443.jpg (140.79 KB, 913x1486, renttheugly.jpg)
>>867244Last time those tops were somewhat in fashion, it was circa 2000 and people were already like "don't u have money to buy the second sleeve?" kek.
>>867262I went on the website too and the clothes are genuinely ugly, outdated, poor quality, picrel.
The original price is such a joke.
Scammers get scammed ig.
No. 867357
>>867355Saged and I'll probs be kicked for armchair diagnosis, but she shows a lot of the typical indicators of dyslexia. She struggles to process and retain information, as shown by her spectacular misunderstanding of fast fashion, US copyright law and her empty airheaded responses to her talk show guests, to name just a few. Coordination problems as we saw in Beckford bar and her tiktoks. General literacy issues as we've seen with her medium articles.
Not that dyslexia is "wrong" and it is certainly very common and has different levels of severity, but those who have it usually work with special educators to find ways to learn that work for them. But LJ was pulled out of school by a mom who refuses to see anything wrong with her precious little angel.
Not saying for definite, just my observation.
No. 867368
>>867355She's not mentally deficient, she's probably average IQ (if on the low end of average); she's just never been denied anything by her parents, in addition to being told she's perfect and always gets everything right on her first try and anyone who tells her otherwise is jealous of her beauty and talent.
If you really want to get into the armchair stuff, focus on Laur, the Karenest Karen that ever Karened. I genuinely think there's something wrong with HER but I wouldn't hazard a guess as to what.
No. 867380
>>867355>>867357>>867368Agree with the anon that she's likely on the lower side of average intelligence, but average nonetheless.
The issues that the other anon described such as misunderstanding fast fashion is to some extent, deliberate. She and Laur take a popular concept or movement and try to shoehorn it into their own self serving narrative, often bending the truth in the process. As for struggling to process and retain information, it's a skill that you have to develop and it's often done through education, by studying and testing, and writing essays and reading. She didn't do any of that so even if she was born with average intelligence, by not attempting intellectually challenging pursuits she wouldn't have developed that skill to the extent that most people her age would have. Her vacuous and shallow responses to her guests come from living an extremely sheltered life and not leaving her comfort zone. Hence she has little experience to draw upon to completely understand and empathize with what they are talking about.
As for poor physical coordination, that's just from not working out regularly. She also has poor sense of rhythm. That can be fixed by going to dance class or at least watching dance instruction videos. It's not going to make her the professional dancer that she thinks she is overnight but she can develop some rhythm and develop some core strength. But she chooses not to.
No. 867383
>>867235What real model would pose like this? Even children models in catalogs don't pose this unnaturally. I can actually hear Laur saying, "You look so fucking pretty baby!" and snapping away while lj stood like this. <<Shudder>>
>>867363She would be considered "petite plus" in US sizing. I don't use rent the runway so I don't know what their availability is sizes but my guess is that there's not a lot out there for people of lj's size, since there generally isn't anywhere. She looks like she could be a P12-P16 and those sizes are hard to find, especially in the kind of clothes she thinks are fashionable. If you look at
>>867326 you can see the shoulder seam drooping down because this garment was cut for someone with longer proportions. She should save some of that rtr money and get something custom made to her specific measurements. There are places on etsy and family owned businesses in nyc that will make garments made to measure, and not be prohibitively expensive. They already spend hundreds of dollars on renting a dress for a few days. They can save that money and get something made that actually fits.
No. 867422
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No. 867427
>>867422Oh no! Looks like she already has used up most of her monthly rentals from the renttherunway membership.
What content with will she bless us with from the rest of the month, then?
Also the pants are way to long for her
https://www.renttherunway.com/shop/designers/jcrew/easy_lace_pants?lens=membership#reviews-partialhttps://www.renttherunway.com/shop/designers/hutch/lola_bow_satin_top?lens=membership No. 867431
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Why would she post this picture?
No. 867448
>>867447 What, do you mean, anon? Lillee, is a Harvard
reject educated, woman. You, just, don't understand, how intelligent, people, write.
No. 867464
>>867431Her eyes are so vacant and with her facial expression here she honestly looks like a slow kid dressed to go to her retard school dance.
Her hair is fucking GRAY on top from the dry shampoo and the sides are a darker shade due to the grease. For the love of all that's holy, Lilz, wash your fucking hair!
No. 867467
>>867464You fool
nonny, the more we tell her to wash her hair the longer she'll wait to do a thing about it, just like her now permanently borked teeth.
No. 867501
>>867427Kek anon, the pant is supposed to be mid-calf lengh.
I am stil very confused about her goal. It looks she's trying hard to shift toward a """fashion""" blog like those that were in some 15 years ago and completely outdated now.
The fashion blogger that were trendy back then are 40-45 now. Why is she so boomer?
No. 867504
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>>867501Lmao you weren’t kidding
Sidenote: I actually like the bow top on her but it looks so bad with these pants. Why didn’t she style it with black jeans?
No. 867529
>>867524It's hilarious. Despite the fifty medium articles they pay all about how Lillee is a super successful CEO and has this 'small but fiercely dedicated' team of people that work for her, she's got no one to style her or location scout.
Like Lilz, do you actually think ANYONE believes you have a real team of people who work for you when you wear such out of touch outfits? That's not even mentioning how stiff and poorly posed she is or how 99.9 percent of these shoots are in undecorated corners of her house/on the sidewalk by their garage.
Micro influencers manage to make better quality content than this. I guess they must have 'teams' too. Shame Lillies just aren't as good. V_V
No. 867530
>>867525It's pretty clear by now that Lillee just wants to be famous but isn't interested in putting any hard work into working towards her goal at all.
She calls herself a makeup guru, model, actress, motivational speaker etc. etc. etc but what she needs is a sole goal that isn't just becoming "famous". If she wants to get acknowledged for her make-up skills maybe she should go to school and focus on only that.. or if she wants to be an actress she should focus on only that and take some acting classes, start from the bottom and go to auditions for commercials or something, instead of going for the marvel leads from the beginning kek
Right now it seems like Lillee just half-heartedly dabbles in anything that has a slight chance of making her famous. She should focus on one thing and become really good at that instead of doing 100 things very badly.
No. 867534
>>867530I'd say that's spot on. She learned from Laur that you don't need to really put effort into anything you try. Just throw yourself in with little research or effort and then yell about how great you are.
It's a shame Lillee WASN'T named Tiger Lily actually. Think of all the Paper Tiger jokes we could make.
No. 867555
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Newish article.
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/lillee-jean-five-things-you-need-to-build-a-trusted-and-beloved-brand-5ce3e6a1a5ab >trusted and beloved brandHow can you be trusted and beloved when your "brand" isn't known? Lillee doesn't actually have a brand, and she is mostly known as being that weird Instagram girl who faked shit.
>>867422At least she's getting creative with old Christmas tablecloths!
No. 867582
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>>867555>We stand out from the rest because of our sense of family and openness with one another. The things that happen in our personal lives are just as much a part of who we are together as a team as what is going on in our professional lives.The fact that we all know that the "team" is just laur and lillee hanging out on the sofa eating takeout makes this statement fucking hilarious. I mean … she is actually kind of telling the truth in the most vague way possible.
No. 867591
>>867582Lillee does SO have a team! She's just very good at protecting their privacy–not only will she never release their names, but she'll never show any of the work they do. She thinks ahead!!!!
Seriously, Lillee hopped from having made up friends to a made up bf to a made up team.
No. 867705
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Lillee, close your fucking mouth!!
No. 867740
>>867733If you mean lookwise, I have to respectfully disagree anon. Anna is attractive, cute, and stylish with hipster glasses. This one…. uh, not so much.
And if you mean in other ways, have to disagree as well. Say what you want about Anna, but she's super smart and could pull off her con because she carried herself with conviction. With this one, you can smell the fakeness from a mile away because she's not clever enough to pull off the grift.
No. 867792
>>867705>Never leaves the house>Wears sunglassesKeks
>>867766>of Lillee's "fans" in (…) and steal themWhat?
No. 867798
>>867766Thanks for the post now watch as they claim that the boolies are threatening to break in.
Also whose suing them? As any of the callouts would be gleefully posting about it even though it would harm any case they have.
No. 867801
>>867766 Even if they are getting sued, what does anyone stand to gain from it? Seriously, what is the judge gonna award the plantiff(s)? "Laur and Lillee Trueman, you are hereby ordered to pay the plaintiff's legal fees. As for punitive damages, I award the plaintiff all 366 of your reused take-out containers and 2/3rds of your cheap, cat hair filled, expired cosmetic collection. Please see the clerk on your way out."
In all seriousness, you can't get blood from a stone. If they were being sued and they lost, you can't garnish pretend wages from an imaginary business.
No. 867850
>>867801NAYRT but can't they get in troubles for all the unpaid taxes?
I really want to see Laur in jail arc, don't ruin my hopes anon. It also would be fascinating to see LJ struggling to do everyday basic chores and failing at it.
>>867530 I am really surprised they never tried real tv and sent LJ "curriculum" there. Some shows run unofficial castings where LJ wouldn't have to compete with other candidates, they also would let Laur be part of the show. But maybe they think they are too good for it keks.
No. 867861
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>>867850Well it depends if the county or its does something about it. Not sure how US tax work but she would either have her wage or benefits garnished where am from. Looking it up its on the public website still not been paid and is incurring charges.
No. 867864
>>867861US tax authorities can’t garnish benefits, but can garnish the fuck out of earnings
they’d be trying to get blood from a stone with the Truemans, though, since none of them seem to work a lick
No. 867887
>>867877 Very very doubtful. If they make over a certain amount and they claim it when they do taxes, it will start to eat into their benefits from NYS and any other federal programs they participate in. It's not a high amount either, usually if you make around $1000 a month and the SSA finds out, they'll start cutting back how much money you get from the government. Most YouTubers are self-employed, and if you make over $600 a year (in ad rev and such), Google will send you a 1099-MISC tax form. Doesn't mean they actually file taxes though. I used to think that Laur would take advantage of this to the fullest and pull an Onision where they write off everything under the sun as a business expense, but I'm doubtful that's the case. Laur had to know she owed the state that money and if she was filing tax returns every year, NYS would snatch her refund, both state and federal, in a heartbeat. Plus it would open them up to an audit and that's the last thing they want.
I really wanna know how Laur came to owe $15,000 in sales tax to NYS. Was it because she wasn't correctly reporting her income from her junk "antique" business? Or was it because she wasn't charging sales tax on her items and didn't give NYS her cut? Either way, that amount owed is much more than just 1 year of business, they must've found out she was doing this for quite a few years. In respect to garnishment, NYS can't touch SSI, but I know that SSDI is a different story and they can garnish that for federal taxes and federal student loans, not sure if that applies to state taxes as well. Laur is in quite a bad situation here and not just with NYS, but with the Social Security Administration as well. You can start a business on SSI, but it will effect how much money you're given in benefits every month. Something tells me that she's not being honest about her sources of income, and good old Uncle Sam is about to show her what happens when you try to lighten his pockets.
No. 867897
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I don't know what I love more about this fit. The fact the 2003 style cardi is straining at the buttons, or that the strip of bare skin exposes her hair bellybutton.
No. 867906
>>867897Shame about the colour, it's lovely imo, and looks decent on her. Looks like she actually washed her hair for once, too. Shame she's about to burst out of it.
>>867898Peep the earrings, as well. Totally mismatched with the outfit. Glamour grandma!
No. 867910
https://youtu.be/3-DhR0h9Z6kNew LIVE! dropped. Wow for such a Disney fan she sure can't be assed to learn the actor's name for the LA!Aladdin actor. Mena Massoud deserves better, also looking at the dude's wiki I don't see him failing to get any roles after being in Aladdin. Is she bringing him up because she was trying to make some sort of comment about
POC actors getting typecasted and sound clever?
No. 867914
>>867877you don’t owe federal taxes if you make less than $12,500
I would be shocked if Lillee Jean makes that much even from benefits (if she gets them) and earnings combined
No. 867927
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>>867897Hardest working buttons in showbiz
No. 867946
>>867887 ,
>>867850 ,
>>867861Sage for tax-autism.
Regarding all the taxes Laur owes:
in my country and I assume in usa as well, when a taxpayer can't/refuses to pay their taxes, gov tax office just take it on their bank account and/or take the money through their employer by grabbing a part of their salary, eg each month untill amount is due.
It's not possible if the bank account is empty/closed and the paxpayer is unemployed, of course.
Since they were bankrupt several times, it very possible Laur and Earl are banned from holding a bank account. Not sure how it works in usa.
Yet LJ has money to waste on pay articles, fake followers, renting ugly clothes, (reused?) makeup, delivery food, weird useless dental process, renting (but not always paying) a shared house in queens, and so on.
I think that proves what anons were saying a while ago: all credit cards and loans are now on LJ name, same for fees and interests.
She is 20 (?) and has already a hefty amount of debts on her, over no valuable investment.
No. 868040
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>>867910 That live was horrible. She really reminds me of the slow kid in school with no friends that would just parrot whatever they heard from their parents, thinking it made them sound intelligent. She starts off with a simple "Hey" and launches right into her "cOvId iS sO cRaZy" bullshit when the guest asks her how she's been. Who gives that response anyway? She doesn't have Covid, never has, and she doesn't leave her house so it doesn't effect her in the slightest. He looks genuinely confused because he thought he heard NY was steadily improving and LJ wasn't too thrilled about that, can't ruin her go-to excuse. It's not because she's a lazy, unlikable shut-in, with the social skills of a rabid raccoon and thus never gets invited anywhere. Nope, that's not it, it's the pandemic! She'll still be using that excuse a year from now, I'm sure. It's been so hard for her you guys, she just wants everything to go back to normal, as if this wasn't always her version of normal. She's too busy eye-fucking herself to even look at her guests half the time, and this live is no exception. Judging by the look on Don's face, he can tell something is off with her. As per usual, the guest has to decode what Lillee is saying because she's got the vocabulary of a third grader. I found it pretty funny that she claimed to do "contemporary dance" to his swing songs, especially after we saw Lillee's live with the choreographer where she couldn't even do beginner-level routines. Clearly, she's lying, but the thought of Laur trying to swing her stubby, bumbling, fat fuck kid around the living room gave me a much needed laugh.
No. 868046
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No. 868055
>>868053“petite” in clothing sizes in North America refers only to height and not volume
clothes are available in XXS-3X Petite, for women under 5’4”
No. 868078
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>>868067Right before Laur’s last Twitter sock got deleted it was tweeting at Lisa Ling. Holy shit, Lillee thinks she’s going to be the next Barbara Walters kek
No. 868092
>>867906Based on her pics it seems to me that she washes her hair maybe like once a week, once a week and a half.
The blue does look nice on her, too bad she can't accessorize for shit.
No. 868095
>>868092You'd think after how the farms reacted to all the talk/her own admission that she leaves the house unbathed without deodorant/smelling like period she'd actually TRY to be a little cleaner.
Maybe it's the same thing as people talking about her teeth. She won't do it because the haters are the one saying it's whack.
No. 868105
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I haven't been on her tenor page for a while.
It's always the goldmine I expect it to be.
No. 868106
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I could post her entire tenor page.
No. 868107
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I can't believe she is the one posting all of that.
LJ go to see a real dentist, it's not normal to drink like that.
No. 868108
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Last one
No. 868120
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She really is so incredibly ugly, and the makeup doesn't help because she doesn't know how to actually apply it correctly. Even without it on, it's not much of an improvement and it only highlights how "special" she looks. And why is she still doing makeup videos on YouTube while trashing the beauty community and acting like she's moved on? Nothing she does makes sense to a normal person with a functioning brain. She half asses everything and somehow expects to be taken seriously but fails to realize her piss poor attitude and childish antics are why nobody respects her. She's almost 21 years old and she's still making over exaggerated faces into the camera thinking she resembles a Disney character. It's just sad.
No. 868124
>>868120Good lord these stills encapsulate all her worst features. Broccoli shaped nose, the tiny Amy Schumer lips, her enflamed rashy smile lines she turns the brightness up to hide, her jacked teeth, her 5-head.
The cringe overacted expressions are icing on the cake and her unkept unwashed hair is the cherry on top.
No. 868125
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>>868107I think she's trying to do the full pouty lips thing…? Like how posing women pretend to drink from a straw while pouting their lips. Like picrel. Yet more fake, posed, Disney-esque movements, kek.
No. 868147
>>868144I can see that working for her but I don't think she'd ever do it. She never likes to admit other people are right. She still pretends to have a French diplomate boyfriend because she doesn't want to admit she made up a bf when she was 14. She jacked her mouth up so severely because she was convinced it was somehow showing up all her boolies when she said how perfect and lovely her stumpy teeth were. People have already suggested this whole charade is Laur's manipulation and Lillee already SKREEEEd about that before. WOULD she throw her own mother under the bus? Absolutely. Laur raised her to be very selfish and to take advantage of other people. But in order to do that she'd have to admit other people were right about everything.
And unlike Venus who actually did MEET people, Laur has conditioned Lillee to be very wary of other people and afraid of the outside world. Maybe one day five to ten years from now when Lillee realizes this isn't going to work, she'll give it a shot and toss Laur to the curb.
No. 868154
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>>868120I edited this collage a bit to remove the insane brightness and cool white lights. Her face is a wreck
No. 868201
>>868149>>868154>>868157>>868163don't forget anons, she never clean her brushes, she let her cats play with them, the litter box is right beside her makeup box, her palettes are dirty and gross, she buys reused makeup…
I'd say she's lucky she doesn't have it worse on her face.
No. 868202
>>868201she also uses whatever new skincare shit she receives. even when real beauty gurus do trials for reviews they go back to their usual routine
right after. lillie is too poor to have a routine and clearly just uses products up and swaps to something else.
No. 868223
>>868157She probably has sebhorric dermatitis, which is just like wicked back dandruff on your scalp and face, and usually is worst around nose folds, eyebrows, and earlobes.
Source: I have it and it looks exactly the same.
However, I have a derm and take medicine and dont cake my face full of expired makeup. Amamzing what listening to a doctor will do
No. 868231
>>868229Exactly. Would also explain the very greasy hair (besides ya know, not showering), the absolute mad dandruff she seems to have everywhere. The nose rash is really telling though.
The thing is its so easy to treat… Lilz, since we know you lurk, use head and shoulders and wash your face with it and that will all clear up. But you have TO SHOWER
No. 868254
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She’s consistently at least a decade late with every trend she picks
No. 868277
>>868254All her genius upcycling ideas are just
>empty candle to hold shit>empty cardboard box to hold shit>empty plastic box to hold shit>glass cups to hold shit>macbook box to life up bins of shitThe only other one was that she wore that Jenny Yoo dress. You know the red one that was dragging on the ground because Lillee didn't bother to alter it? Yeah, so upcycled.
No. 868284
>>868277Great summary, anon. You captured it perfectly. This was perhaps one of the most useless "tips" anyone has ever put out. Who doesn't do this to some extent? All people do it more or less, depending on their aesthetic tastes and convenience. Babies like to play with cardboard boxes more than expensive toys. Little kids use the plastic cups their cottage cheese came in to pour water on themselves in the bathtub. This concept is nothing new but she makes it sound like she invented it.
As for the still photos at the end, it's not a good idea to have the same expression in all of them. If you are trying to be a model or actress, might be good to show some range.
No. 868295
>>868293JFC. I don't know how much of that is Lillee being her usual dramatic self but if there's a grain of truth in there it's worrying.
Lillee, all joking aside, this is not something you want to neglect and wait around to see. You could literally be compromising your fertility or worse if you wait around and ignore your vaginal health.
No. 868300
>>868295Listen. As it stands now, would it really be a net negative if LJ, through her own self-neglect, made it more difficult for her body to conceive? I can't imagine what series of attic disasters would have to occur in order for her to wind up pregnant, but as her life is now, I would never wish for a baby to have to come into the world with only Lillee, Grande Mommaire Laur, and Frozen Pop-Pop Earl as family.
Maybe Cousin Anon would be able to come get the baby before Lillee puts its upcycled cardboard crib next to the poopy litterbox.
No. 868309
>>868308fuck, dropped sage. my b
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No. 868311
>>868308It's not unlikely she's got endometriosis or something since it's pretty common–but reading between the lines I'm guessing she has a wicked bad yeast infection and or UTI that's gone untreated for years.
She doesn't bathe often, she doesn't wear underwear, she's got a poor diet and the house is unclean. It's the perfect storm for a downtown infection.
No wonder she doesn't like leaving the house. Walking must itch and hurt.
But much like her teeth, she's gotten used to just ignoring/denying the discomfort and pain and is even trying to brag about it. IT'S BECAUSE HER VAGINAL WALLS ARE SO TIGHT guys. That's absolutely the problem.
No. 868338
>>868337oh, thank God Lillee Jean has weighed in
the UN going to have a special session to discuss this tomorrow
No. 868348
>>868337the laziest of the laziest
Y'know you can donate Lillee… but there wouldn't be any money left for ugly dresses!
No. 868441
>>868380She will absolutely read this and share a link in her IG stories but will never disclose how many people clicked on the link.
Lillee is predictable
No. 868461
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God she’s such an idiot
No. 868498
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I'm watching that live right now, is Theo overweight? I'm not a cat person.
No. 868517
>>868461>the Ukraineno actual Ukrainian would say "the" kek.
Also I love how she makes it sound like great grandmama fled Ukraine recently because of Putin, not 200 years prior or whatever. Gotta rack up those sympathy points.
No. 868603
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No. 868607
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This post is so gross. It's the hollowest, shallowest remark she can possibly make on the situation and then instead of linking to a news source, a place to donate or a way to help, it's her plugging her own shit.
Hey Lillee, congrats. I didn't think there was a way for you to possibly demonstrate how much you TRULY don't care about global tragedy and death, but you really blew me away with this one.
No. 868613
>>868607Holy fuck, REALLY?! It's one thing to do a make-up look of her grandma. But to do it when Ukrainian people are fleeing from their homes and people are actually dying?
I just… Lillee, Girl. Are you capable of thinking about anyone else but yourself?! As anon said a few posts up you REALLY don't. Gotta plug your own shit and try and cash in on other people's suffering don't you?
I really hope some kind of tragedy befalls her this year.. Only because I need to know that karma actually fuckin' works.
No. 868622
>>868613They're technically older looks she's trying to plug, not a new look she's done for the occasion, but still, it's wildly tasteless and inappropriate to try go WE NEED PEACE and then promote her own makeup looks.
It's both hilarious and infuriating how she thinks she's an amazing advocate for simply saying WE NEED PEACE NOT WAR. Like no shit Lillee. A first grader could tell you that.
Just like with her stuff about sustainability, LGBT, Covid safety and BLM, it's all just hollow fake sentiment she echoes to try to seem like she's smart and in touch with the world before trying to use it as a way to promote herself.
Honestly. She loves covid because it's a great excuse for why she never goes out. She loves faking being pan because now she can finally be a minority and it'll be a great excuse for when she finally 'breaks up' with Pheepy so she can write out that ridiculous plotline, and she loves political conflict and war because she can feel like a saint and a scholar just for acknowledging that bad things happen before immediately and awkwardly transitioning it to her somehow.
No. 868634
>>868607"Negativity of the past"?
Lillee I know you're trying to sound smart but it's fucking war. It's death and destruction as another country gets invaded. It's ALREADY happening.
Find a stronger word than negativity you dunce.
No. 868635
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I don't know how long this account has been like this
No. 868706
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No. 868724
>>868706The woman is spanish and has her own wiki page.
Her career seems impressive, her father is mayor of a spanish town, she's married to a UK deputy.
But her insta page seems really sus.
So cringe, I can't wait to see the live.
No. 868740
>>868706So Lillee's trying to do this shit to swindle celebs eventually, right? Like how she originally tried to trick insta into thinking she was already a sucessful superstar in everything, and then tried to trick makeup brands into giving her free shit, this is her newest scheme–do a talk show and pad it out with as many people as she can so when she approaches some actually well known people, she'll look like she has a legit talk show and they'll be more inclined to take her up.
And then she can grab their coat tails and I don't know. Awkwardly flirt with them and make them uncomfortable?
No. 868750
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This is her. Am pretty sure there was something about them being scammy. Uk politicians are known to be absolute scum.
No. 868755
>>868750I wonder if Nick Clegg and his wife have spoke to Pheepee before? kek.
It's blown my mind how Lillee's somehow managed to get a interview with someone who's actually importance. Miriam's going to be embarrassed as fuck talking to such a stunted brat like her.
No. 868760
>>868757According to her one of her newest pay to play AUTHORITY magazine interviews she's 'left the beauty community' because its vapid and does nothing and she wants to work on projects 'that make a difference'
More like her and Laur have been seeing so little return on the beauty/youtube efforts that they're trying this weird talk show thing now. With how obsessed Laur is with anyone famous, I'm sure she's convinced Lillee if they cast a wide net they'll eventually swindle some people with an actual following into their show.
No. 868762
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No. 868795
>>868770I think this is one of the things that is really just kind of sad about Lillee. She leaves the house so rarely that to her, just going to the shops and the dentist are an occasion to vlog or try to fit a shoot in.
This is why she'll always be miles behind actual influencers. She's afraid to go out into the world. Real influencers go out and take pictures places other than their house or their own curb. Real influencers interact with the world around them and do fun and interesting things and post pictures of that. The pandemic is no excuse really–there's heaps of hiking trails, parks tons of things that are covid compliant, but Lillee didn't do those things before the pandemic either. Because Laur's conditioned her to be 100 percent dependent on her and only feel comfortable at events she pays for and supervises.
The other day in a live someone asked Lillee for her perfect beach and with how vague she was, it honestly sounded like she's never actually been to the beach. Like no wonder she thought chicken and potatoes room service was the height of luxury. I honestly feel kind of bad for her. One day she's gonna wake up and realize she missed out on so much.
No. 868829
>>868762It's so funny how she uses the wrong words that sound "smarter" than the correct words she should be using. The definition of "simplistic" is:
treating complex issues and problems as if they were much simpler than they really are.
As in, how she talks about the Ukraine situation.
No. 868859
>>868750Clegg promised he'd oppose increasing tuition fees for uni during his pre election blurb, but backed out of it when he was part of the coalition (or something). He's an executive for Meta now.
I see awkward moments LJ speaking to his wife about their son's cancer, Spain, her accent, and her cooking blog.
No. 868866
>>868853I think that's probably her thought process. Why buy an article of clothing when all she wears are jammies around the house?
It's funny how she's doing this so she'll have different fits in different 'shoots' but she wore that stretched out jammie shirt ON CAMERA for years. effing yikes.
No. 868874
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>>868853She likely has the most basic membership for $89/month
No. 868875
>>868872Not a chance. Did you see how terrified Lillee was of getting a dental procedure done? Part of the reason she probably put off getting that work done is def because she was afraid.
And that makes sense. Laurs coddled her so much her whole life she's clearly terrified of any form of mild discomfort.
No. 868939
>>868927There’s no new court cases in the state of NY, which is where Laur would have to be sued. Sorry,
nonnie. It would have been nice though kek
No. 868999
>>868998This exactly.
For a second there I thought maybe she'd planned an Elizabeth Holmes cosplay but then realized at the last minute she's NOT the hero so she slapped a red wig on her head and called it Queens Gambit
No. 869063
>>869060Lillee has absolutely never cared about any of the causes she claims to support. She thinks supporting causes makes her look like a good person and tries to use them as tools or excuses.
-She preaches reuse, recycling and sustainability but she eats takeout in wasteful containers for practically every meal. She donated dirty blankets once and used it as a photoshoot. She tries to use the guise of sustainability to spin her use of Off The Runway as a positive, but the bulk of her closet is full of fast fashion from Shien and other sweatshop sellers.
-She pretends to be super duper covid conscious because it's a good excuse not to leave the house, has used it as an excuse not to 'go to events' or even see Pheepy, yet the MOMENT a cute guy could come to her home, she brought him over immediately and got super close to him. So much for six feet of safety. I bet Pheepy was hella jealous that she dropped her covid fears for a different man but has refused to see him in person for two years kek.
She also has never called out or reprimanded antivaxer TheWalkingLegend for commenting antivax rhetoric on her covid posts because he's in her engagement pod and she needs his comments.
- She's pretended to be an advocate for LGBT and BLM but drops mention of either the moment they're out of the limelight. She and her mother have harassed both LGBT and black + asian content creators and Lillee has never disavowed the nasty transphobic abuse her mother spewed. She also stood by with a smile while her mom made those nasty racist caricature sock accounts because she wanted to be the COOL white girl with brown and gay friends.
Not to mention how absolutely disgusting it was to talk about George Flloyds death and immediately try to make it about how she gets bullied. She'll never STOP seeing black people as tools for her to use.
-She claims she's a feminist yet she's harassed heaps of women, spouted nasty abuse and lies, and doxed others. She quite openly despises other women, especially ones who are prettier and more talented than her–which is all of them.
The only thing Lillee Jean cares about is Lillee Jean. She loves when there's conflict and strife in the world because it's more tools and opportunities for her to seem like a good person or excuse the lame weird shit she does to save money
No. 869094
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>>869060Kek grandma Jean would turn over in her grave if she knew Lillee is funding the Russian army because she just has to get 50K likes on all her IG photos
No. 869115
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No. 869116
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Looking like a posed sex doll wearing a cast. One no ones even signed.
No. 869126
>>869115For the love of God, Lillee. These faces aren't flattering for you at all. Do you ever study other model's photos? Do you casually look at other people you admire portfolios and see what sort of facial expressions/poses etc they make? Cause this ain't it gurl.
Then again I know you prolly don't because as stated over and over again you're hella jealous of any other females. We've seen how you scowl at them in your LIVES. I can't imagine you picking up a magazine without angrily throwing it in the trash and crying to mommaire afterwards because these women all have their shit together and you never will.
No. 869177
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This is how these pants are supposed to fit
No. 869179
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Why is she so insecure about her lips?
No. 869246
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Just going through her newest interviews and kek
No. 869247
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JFC my grammar professor is shuddering
No. 869295
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So wait Lillee, are you leaving the beauty community or are you not?
Lillee and Laur need to get on the same page when they take turns doing these articles. There's no mention of her leaving the beauty field in this one, yet she's stated it outright in another article she did this year.
But I guess you can say whatever you want when you know no one is actually reading the articles.
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No. 869419
>>869416Gotta prove she ain't jealous of other women who don't worship the ground Lillee walks on don't ya know.
Lillee you don't need to forever quote yourself. There's way more inspirational quotes out there from actual influential women you could learn a thing or two from.
No. 869422
>>869419Sage because I didn't get any screen grabs but her story was laughable yesterday.
- vague posts about gurl power
- feature for Mitchelle obama, megan markle, and kamala harris. You know, women who really benefit from a shoutout from 'the one with a million'.
And the best part: she featured and honored some of the woman who've been on her show not by posting pics of THEM and telling people to go check out there page, but by forwarding people to the episodes of LJ TALKS they were on. Two of them were blurry and far away stills so you couldn't see the ladies faces well, and one was JUST a screen of Lillee, she took out the guest.
"Thank god thats over. back to recruiting more middle aged random men for my show. " ~Lillee Jean
No. 869435
>>869433I'm so curious what her deal is with being a white savior. It's like she really just views black people as props to make her look progressive.
Probably because by Laurs standards that IS progressive.
No. 869447
>>869435Ive always wondered that too, her white savior complex has been going HARD for awhile even though her and laurs racist history is easily traceable. Laur has dropped a couple n bombs too, if you consider the fake sassy black woman account was her and not lillee.
>>869246I think she means ham as in "hard as a motherfucker" but shes misusing it and making it sound like shes talking about a pig. Not to sound like an annoying twitter user but im pretty sure ham would be considered aave so it makes sense why she didnt use it properly
No. 869460
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"I would say definitely when it comes to um, embodying a character, acting as a character, I gravitate more towards the red head characters, not just because, you know obviously" She says as she gestures at her very brown, very unwashed hair.
No. 869478
>>869464Holy crap, imagine having to make big yourself up so much that you have to create falsehoods just to make you look good for a shitty 8 min documentary which will basically be ALL about herself and not other people's experiences of cyberbullying.
I'd say spam the thread with nice things about her but 1)Who here could honestly do that without vomiting in their own mouth and 2)I can see Lillee and Laur using them to show that they DO actually have support.
No. 869515
>>869460Keks, could she be colorblind?
>>869487NYC are really so lazy, why didn't they ask that before giving financial aids?
No. 869535
>>869528she wouldn't survive an afternoon in hollywood. in order to even hope to be successful there you need at least three of the following:
-talent
-extremely tough skin
-fit body
-conventionally attractive face
-aggressive ambition
-influential connections
-money
-willingness to be humble/kiss ass/do things you believe are "beneath you."
our lil ham hock doesn't possess a single one of those.
No. 869546
>>869528You can literally read how bored she is talking to this guy, Her whole body language reads "Okay how can I turn the focus on me?"
Lord, she's so bad at pretending she cares. I'm loling at the comments on the video. So authentic. They're all very vague one word comments or a load of emojis. When is this turd ever gonna learn?
No. 869586
>>869576I doubt she even watched the show. Like a year ago, when it was still popular, someone (maybe Elaine?) rec'd it to her, but she turned up her nose when she found out it was "just" about chess.
Plus, as we know, Laur doesn't let her watch anything that's not Disney/cartoons/kids shows
No. 869593
>>869586She absolutely didn't watch the show. She said nothing about the character or the show other than she's 'fiery'. She googled red headed characters she could do lazy looks for, saw this one and said OMG QUEEN is in the title I LOVE. What a missed opportunity for her too. Didn't she once say she's the queen on the board? Would it have killed her to watch one episode and talk about strategy? She always goes back to Art of War after all.
Her acting at the end is atrocious. She clearly thinks she's KILLING IT at the end when she says 'watch me'. The little wink where she closes both eyes at the same time is icing on the cake.
No. 869604
>>869586So since Lillee flopped so terribly in the makeup world now she's trying ENTERTAINMENT. Except there's way more footwork involved in that–the last time she tried 'acting' she didn't even go to the grand total of two auditions she prepped for–one of which she PAID FOR.
She's shit at acting and doesn't want to compete with the other actors, so she's trying to find work arounds. Her talk show is an easy one. So is a 'documentary'. I'll be delighted to see her 'act' in anything. She's far too sensitive to go to an audition and get BOOLIED (aka told she didn't get the part) so anything she's in will have been something Laur paid for.
No. 869608
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>>869607It's only mid-afternoon and she's already down nearly 500 followers today, which is the largest single day drop she's had in the past month. Of course, bots get deleted for non-war related reasons all the time, but since it's likely that they pay for a service that replaces their deleted bots with fresh ones every few days, the real indicator will be whether or not the followers she loses today miraculously reappear sometime over the weekend, or if she just hemorrhages large amounts of followers for several days in a row.
No. 869609
>>869593It reminds me of when she did the Star Wars’ look and said
if Darth Vader had a daughter…making it obvious she’d never actually watched the original Star Wars trilogy kek
No. 869614
>>869606Relax
nonnie, she can always use South Asian bot farms
No. 869639
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No. 869642
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>>869641This is what they’re supposed to look like
No. 869662
>>869639She looks like a box
Shoes are ugly as hell
No. 869671
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gif for when she invebitably copyright strikes the link
No. 869675
>>869669>>869671Grandma looks + hysterical laugh
That really is her signature.
BTW did the trueman sold their furnitures? I know LJ takes pictures in the stairs/hallway/driveway, but the last shoots seems done in a almost empty house
>>869639 No. 869699
>>869697anons, it would be such a coup if one of the roomates/co-tenants/subletters eventually found their way to the threads to give us the inside scoop.
like, they'd be able to tell us if any of the truemans ever leave the house to earn a wage and confirm if their sweet menstrual + catbox + dead earl stench has spread through the whole house.
No. 869709
>>869699Dearest
nonnie, you have no idea how badly I want that to happen. The things I would do just to get a window into their home life. More than anything I would like to see what an argument looks like between Lillee and Laur
No. 869744
>>869709>>869699Anons, should be easy to find.
I doubt sub tenants stay long enough and Laur probably posts in Fb or craiglist several times/year.
During the last eviction they had two sub tenants and they couldn't pay the rent with that money.
Laur and LJ may sleep in the living room/dressing room (the place she records looks a lot like a dressing room), Earl in the garage (freezer).
No. 869752
>>869744Everyone get ready for lillee to drop a pic posing on her bed to prove she TOTALLY has one
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No. 869776
>>869744the goblins lurk here, so they're probably aware that we noticed right away when they lied about having to move out of the staircase house. any anon who was paying attention knows their current address. will they get paranoid and stop advertising to sublet if they think that the boolies might be scouring craigslist etc looking for their room-for-rent ad?
i could never tell if their hysterical acting out on twitter was really sincere when they kept accusing people of lurking in the bushes outside their house, reverse goatse hacking their wifi, but i do miss laur's twitter freakouts.
No. 869808
>>869776Come to think of it, why bother lying about that if Lillee was going to continue to take pics on the staircase? :T
I shouldn't be surprised though, didn't she also say she teamed up with Creepshow and she was giving her 'all the IPS of the people on lolcow'?
No. 869842
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No. 869847
>>869842Is…..is it on top of a Tupperware lid??? Is that italian seasoning sprinkled on top????
Lillee when the farms criticized you for taking pics of your plain salads in wasteful plastic takeout containers, this was not the solution to that.
No. 869893
>>869671As someone who's her age I cant believe this is what she does all day instead of going to school/self-studying or traveling or socializing or
LITERALLY anything else. I just dont get it
No. 869917
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>>869898This live is as cringey as I expected it be, stopped watching after 10min.
LJ nods so much she seems to have seizures the whole live.
The row second pics are when the woman tells her about dictatorship in spain during Franco era, and you can tell LJ knew NOTHING about that.
LJ always thinks she has it harder than anyone else, the face she makes is priceless.
The Myriam guest is here to talk about role model and connect girls with them on social media (seems fishy) and LJ of course, keeps talking about herself and how she's a great role model.
>look at me where I am now>women need to lift each other up>covid is craaazyyy> hysterical giggles>so inspiriiiiingMyriam complains about some powerful women being unsincere and using feminism as a brand. Well, well, the irony…
No. 869929
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Why would any legitimate business or non profit promote this trainwreck?
No. 869930
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>>869924No, anon, because Laur is the only person who remembers Brenda. Not their mother, not her other sister in FL, no one else in their family…apparently not even Lillee.
Laur has to trek "hours and hours" away to the gravesite in New Jersey (unless the cemetery is in Cape May, I guess Martyr Laur has to travel on foot) all alone.
No. 869935
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>>869924Nope, just a regular Monday.
No. 869943
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The braces are off.
No. 869944
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>>869943Dear god, this is the finished product????
No. 869945
>>869944I'm guessing not, I think the braces were just to pull the stuck adult teeth out. She'll probably get invisi on the top again to try to fix…all THAT.
Seriously though. It looks almost worse than before.
No. 869950
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>>869930Whats weird is that when I googled, this came up.
No. 869954
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It’s been mentioned before but the woman Lillee is interviewing is the wife of Nick Clegg, UK’s former deputy prime minister and current President of global affairs for Meta (he was previously VP of global affairs & marketing for Facebook). Miriam, an international lawyer, also has a pretty impressive resume as well, even working for bbc radio at one point interviewing people like Theresa May (this interview was widely criticized after Miriam asked Theresa May about her clothes and if her husband approved of her career) & Richard Branson. Nick & Miriam are very wealthy. Articles estimate Nick is paid $3mil/year for his position at Meta, a raise from the $656k he was making as VP for Facebook. Their net-worth is estimated between $20-$50mil. They currently reside in $9mil home outside of San Fransisco. Why is this incredibly wealthy, prestigious woman on Lillee Jean Talks live? Miriam was promoting her charity, Inspiring Girls International. What the fuck is Inspiring Girls International & what do they do? They don’t do much. According to their financial filings for 2017-2020, they recruit volunteers to speak to girls in schools & they provide a “video hub” of resources for young women. Most importantly, it’s a tax haven for Miriam and her wealthy friends.90% of the donations Inspiring Girls received in 2017 were from “pro bono” legal advice and office space provided by Miriam, a trustee. Each year the dollar amount increases substantially. I can’t think of any reason a non profit making less than $10k a year would need hundreds of hours of pro bono legal aide. It makes zero sense. Unless Miriam is writing off these charitable donations. The charity isn’t a scam, it’s doing the stuff it claims to do, organizing volunteers & hosting a video hub. They’ve somehow managed to partner with large corporations such as Toyota & Mattel, which has nothing to do with Miriam being married to a VP of Meta I’m suuuure. At the end of the day, Inspiring Girls International is doing the least amount of work while allowing rich people to take large tax write-offs. That’s how Miriam went from interviewing Theresa May to being interviewed by a con-artist attic goblin in less than a decade.
No. 869957
>>869944Jesus fucking christ
Are those her real canines?
No. 869958
>>869957I had a similar issue where my canines were coming in the wrong place/way, and they got worn down so they aren't pointy like other people.
That said…. I had like actual braces with an actual orthodontist for years and its corrected… I don't understand the half measure on the teeth at all.
No. 869961
>>869954lmao holy shit anon, good find.
Maybe Miriam can throw some of those pro-bono lawyer hours after Lillee and Laur so they can finally get a real lawyer to copyright claim all those mean tweets
No. 869977
>>869974Thiiiiiis. She acts like this story is something uniquely tragic to just her and her family. It's like it's never occurred to her that nearly anyone of Ukrainian descent in the USA has ancestors that fled here to escape prosecution as well.
But that would involve thinking of someone other than herself for a few seconds.
No. 869999
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Lady Gaga is back
No. 870002
>>869990 Hi Laur or Laur's sad shit stirring friends.
>>870000She blocks anyone who isn't a fake profile, dead account or in the engagement pod. It's sad really as she has most likely blocked actual fans who just give likes and comment here and there. Not all fans not stop praise there idol, which she needs to learn. It's kinda mean and cruel to block everyone. So much for women supporting women Lillee.
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I’m not sure which pic is better
No. 870010
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>>870005The more I think about it, the fucking funnier this whole raggedy maw storyline becomes. She insisted for years that she loved her dolphin teeth as a way to cope with the fact that Laur couldn't be bothered to do the bare minimum of basic parenting by taking her kid to the dentist when it became clear that something was amiss with her mouth. She ignored the pain of a misaligned jaw and cultivated that nuthouse escapee rictus grin to prove to an audience of no one that she loved herself as-is. Then, when they finally got a (likely free) opportunity to fix the disaster, Lillee suddenly is SO EXCITED about getting braces and yanking her adult teeth down to squeeze in next to the peg teeth. You could tell that she really thought she'd be even more of a "perfect princess" with her new look, and all the boolies would feel simultaneously jealous of her beauty and ashamed of making fun of her.
All those long years of self-delusion, followed by a year of giddy anticipation building up to…picrel. Congrats LJ! You've won! Amazing transformation!
No. 870024
>>870019I also recall something about the dates on some papers uploaded (trying to prove they were swatted but it was APS paperwork) and the first one was before the youtuber called a welfare check on her because of the suicide threat.
It certainly seems sus that right after that 'swatting' and that paperwork Lillee suddenly HAS to get her teeth fixed after several years of saying how much she loved them and how healthy and perfect they were.
No. 870028
>>870024>>870024Here’s the post and the discussion
>>825739I’m kinda surprised it’s only been a year. It usually takes people 2-3 years in braces to correct minor issues.
No. 870029
>>870028Thanks
Nonnie, good find!
This honestly feels (and looks) like such a rushed botched job. I DO remember Lillee originally saying the metal ones were only going to be on for a couple of months, too.
Laur found some cheap discount dentist to rush this shit so APS would get off her case. Complains about needing to spend 3000 dollars on it.
What's wrong Lillee? Aren't you a very successful CEO? Can't you afford dental coverage for you and your 'team'?
lmao.
No. 870051
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when Lillee originally shared these pictures, it looked like she had dry rotted holes. Now we know the tooth they pulled down was already decaying.
No. 870091
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No. 870105
>>870091God Lillee, that top is just not it if you’re trying to pull off a Elsa look. The fabric is desperately trying to peel its self away from her sweaty pits.
I’ve seen elderly dementia patients with more style in their 90’s than Lillee does in her early adulthood.
No. 870114
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>>870091Her jaw alignment is g8
No. 870116
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No. 870124
>>870091I guess it was the widely spaced baby teeth that were making her look simultaneously 10 and 40. Now that the braces are off and the spaces are closed, she somehow looks even older. If I'd never seen her before today and someone told me that this was a picture of a 50-something "mature beauty" guru, I wouldn't question it at all.
Tired Lady better watch out, Lillee is coming for her 300 subscribers.
No. 870146
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found LJ’s Ortho!
No. 870158
>>870157No,
nonnie. It’s full on delusion. She thinks her teeth look great.
No. 870179
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She keeps buying and losing the same 100 subs on YouTube
No. 870312
>>870261I understand the sentiment, anon, but let's not infantilize LJ the way all the people who enable her have done. Laur is 100% responsible for everything that went wrong with Lillee up until she reached adulthood. It's even normal for young adults to struggle with the transition into taking more responsibility over themselves at first, so I suppose we can blame Laur for some stuff that happened after that, such as how badly Lillee initially handled getting exposed on reddit.
But Lilz is less than a month away from being 21 years old. She could have gotten off her ass and taken herself (on public transport if Mommaire refused to drive her) to a damned dentist at any time during the last 3 years and then seriously followed the advice given to her by a dental professional on how to undo the childhood damage and how to maintain proper oral hygiene during and after the corrective procedures.
This goes for literally every dumbshit thing she's been wasting her time doing since 2019:
-When they saw that they weren't fooling anyone, she could have asked her mother to stop wasting cash on fake engagement and use it to pay for a content creator course on skillshare or some shit.
-She could have taken herself to a dermatologist to see about the rosacea/flaking skin/dandruff that undermines her ability to convince people to see her as a source of useful information on beauty and skincare.
-She's online all day every day, so she could have used the free resources online to figure out what kind of meaningful climate activism she could be participating in to make 1change4change a reality.
Hell, at this point if she'd done none of the above, she could have at least gotten a fucking job to pay her way in life by now.
Making fun of Lillee Jean because she's a sloppy, lazy failure-to-launch with a revolting personality and hilariously delusional self image is the treatment she deserves.
No. 870396
>>870350I've always thought he was living off scams in Florida under is alt Beckles Medina.
And only came back in NYC when he needed to hide from cops and people he scammed.
LJ and Laur never talk about him, we barely saw him on pictures and videos, to the point many anons were wondering weither he was dead in the freezer or not.
There's not way he's living with them, if it wasn't from LJ bragging about her """famous dad playing with Hendrix""", he would be completely invisible in the net.
We don't even was what was his job before the alleged spine injury.
No. 870410
>>870398The only male that Lillee talks about with any frequency is Pheepy, who only exists to lust after her from afar and "send" her flowers once a year. For someone who was supposedly raised with both parents in the household, she really has a warped idea of what a long-term committed relationship looks like.
Hell, Laur talks about her fake Hollywood connections and the dude who was supposedly writing a book about Brenda more often than she talks about her own husband.
I suspect Earl checked out a couple of decades ago. He probably stays away from the house as much as possible and tunes everything out when he can't avoid being there altogether. Given Laur's ogreish personality, he was probably relieved when he finally knocked her up and gave her someone else to be the focus of her clout-chasing.
No. 870544
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good morning(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 870549
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Lillee spent 99% of time saying hi hello or making her "Uhhh" and "OH" that makes your skin crawl.
The leftover youth she had in her face is now gone. She has completley transformed into Laur
No. 870552
>>870493wait what?! a human male wanted to meet LJ and visit her attic?
>>870549it's so hard to believe she's 20 years old. her haggard appearance makes her look so much older
No. 870554
>>870552Yeah, a guy who owns a k-beauty brand actually visited and they filmed together in the attic. My guess is that the poor idiot thought that Lillee's followers were real and he would sell a million toners or whatever. He probably realized Lillee is a scam when no-one bought his product after she advertised it.
I don't think the brand and lillee have mentioned each other after this dumpsterfire of a video.
No. 870558
>>870554thanks anon. Somehow I missed this.
It's just unbelievable that brands don't even google LJ before giving her promo. If they did, they'd know she's a total scam with fake followers.
No. 870561
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>>870549the live was absolutely bonkers. she tries on wigs in her closet/studio and that’s about it. you can really see how small the closet is. i jumped around a lot because it was incredibly boring but i thought it was weird she doesn’t even mention the dentist or getting her braces off.
No. 870568
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Looking g8
No. 870569
>>870549You can absolutely tell she's aware her live was for an audience of bots and paid viewers. She was so unexcited and seemed almost annoyed to thank people for complimenting her.
Just needed something to pad out her site with.
No. 870575
>>870568>>870549I understand now why she turns white balance and overexposure to the max.
It's not only her pale pricess obsession, her skin is grey, it looks like she has argyria or something keks.
I didn't watch the live, what happened with the editing?
No. 870589
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>>870554one of the things i hate most about LJ is that she's actively taking opportunities away from real makeup artists. it's infuriating.
No. 870592
>>870589I don't think it's a coincidence that Lillee is now 'leaving the beauty community'. After HipDot ditched her, she really didn't partner with any legit brands. A couple smaller/sus ones maybe but those seem to be few and far between.
The last one I can think of was that beauty company she partnered with to do a giveaway with. People warned the company about her and they deleted the comments and dug their feet in and….literally no one entered the giveaway, because bots just comment heart emojis and the people in Lillee's engagement pod don't give a shit about a giveaway, they're just commenting drivel to meet their engagement quota.
No. 870623
>>870616thanks anon. but why tf was LJ featured in a magazine?! she has 0 marketable skills.
do you have any idea what she means by "entertainment"? i mean other than being a cow, I have no idea what she could possibly do in the entertainment field.
No. 870636
>>870623My personal tinfoil is that Lillee and Laur are trying to change tactics.
Her whole 'career' has been built on trying to suck in sponsors and fans on the lie that she's already successful and established. Considering Lillee started blocking basically everyone on instagram they didn't pay for, I think she's given up on trying to get a 'real' fanbase. Fishing for a sponsorship isn't going to do much now though either–her reputation in the beauty community is garbage, especially after the HipDot thing. Beauty guruwise, there's really nothing left for them there. Some PR every now and then? It's kind of a waste of time. Lillee saying she's leaving the beauty community is basically her saying "You can't fire me I QUIT!"
I think Lillee and Laur think they can swindle someone in the entertainment industry into thinking she's legit and giving her an opportunity to do something. Who knows what but she talks about trying to get into acting?
No. 870637
>>870636that's a really good theory…i just wonder why she's making the switch now considering her reputation has been trash since she started trying to be a legitimate mAkEuP GuRu. plus, any entertainment companies will do a google search on her and see her transphobic, homophobic, uneducated ignorant ass surrounded by controversy, so trying to jump into the entertainment market isn't necessarily giving her a fresh slate.
but i honestly wouldn't put it past LJ and Laur to think that posting on medium will land LJ a spot in a DC/Marvel/Disney movie. they are completely delusional. what do you think they're specifically aiming for in the entertainment industry?
No. 870648
>>870641just 11 minutes of Lillee rambling like a crazy woman while also lying to paint herself as the ultimate
victim.
>these people spew lies about me>so my team reported itclaiming you have a team is also a lie Lillee, maybe practice what you preach.
No. 870653
>>870641If this is what her Bullyish documentary is going to look like then i'm really let down. I should know by now to never set your expectations with Lillee very high.
>the lack of people discussing this is causing more of this um, i don't know normalized-ness about bullying.>it's become normalized to have alt accounts, spam accounts, and throwaway accounts that they harass people with.>mental harm can be very mighty compared to physical harm. its like being mentally tortured.>lillee says politicians fighting back and forth on twitter enables cyberbullying because it normalizes it>lj starts to rant about call out accounts, very clearly only talking about herself. you can tell she's still seething about the old call outs like diane.>what really is a call out account? well to call somebody out on something, to call them on the floor, to publicly humiliate them while you are anonymous because you dont want your identity revealed. why don't you want your identity revealed? if your thoughts are so pure?>question your friends when they do stuff like this. a call out account is a cowards way of saying a hate account.>a person with a call out account thinks that they have initiated power, i'm going to take that power. it's not a call out, it is a hate account initiated to spread hate to take somebody down.>lillee says teenagers self diagnosing themselves is an epidemic. she talks about them developing depression and tourettes from tiktok. it's pretty funny to see lillee be right about something for once but it really has nothing to do with cyberbullying. she's probably trying to talk about some specific call out accounts while being really vague because it really is just out of nowhere>is it possible that (tiktok) subliminally is triggering something in them? >lj says she has been psychologically touched negativelyImagine having this bitch come to a middle school to give a talk on cyberbullying. I don't really want to give Lillee any help here but to zoomers a call out account isn't anything bad. They're going to question why Lillee is so against them when to them they think call out accounts rightfully call out people that are racist/abusers etc. She's also going to lose zoomers when she starts to diss self diagnosis.
No. 870661
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Lillee's newest Medium article is hysterical. She's asked the same copy paste questions as always and when they ask her to share a funny or interesting story in her career, she brings up a time she….rushed to school and one of her eyes were swollen or something? Maybe she only did eye makeup on one? No explanation as to what happened, no relation to a career, why is it even there?
The cherry on top is her bragging about how organized she is in the very next paragraph.
No. 870734
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>>870636Isn't that going back to square 1? keks
In 2018 she was convinced she could trick anyone into giving her the leading role in any Marvel (picrel), then she switched into """influencer/booty guru""" and bought 1M followers to make her claim looks more "legit", then bought the paid articles, her live, her """documentary""" and so on.
And now 2022, looking she aged +38 years, she's back on the marvel role drama. 4 years of lies and
fake it until you make it and for what result?
No. 870735
>>870653>to call them on the floorExcuse me, what? Any pidgin attic translator here?
>>870661In other words: her lazy ass couldn't get up on time and she is so unkempt she couldn't be bothered to look decent.
No. 870747
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>>870641 ,
>>870653It's been only 26 seconds and she's already pulling faces like that.
At the end she lies again about swat, id theft (never heard about someone pretending to be her?) and people on her property.
>a lot of teenagers are self diagnosing themselves (8'21)Funny from the one who has never been to a doctor and desperately need to see one.
>imagine turning on your phone and every second of our life getting the most vile thrown up comments you could think of (2'50)Well LJ, it's not our fault if you spend your days and nights lurking here instead of doing something
productive with your own life.
No. 870757
>>870755Anon, I hope that you're right.
I wouldn't kek enough seeing lillee
calling identity theft the twitter Gollum account.
No. 870770
>>870754They probably think since their notoriety slipped through the cracks with HipDot and some other sponsors, maybe they can put on a puppet show for someone in the entertainment industry in the same fashion. It would explain this sudden focus on her talk show, trying to sound like a successful CEO in her articles, this new focus on 'acting', and her documentary.
Who knows exactly what kind of chance she's trying to get. She doesn't seem to like acting very much, but if she's giving up on trying to be a beauty guru or trying to suck in a real audience, I guess she's really running out of options.
No. 870780
>>870755thank you for translating her attic pigeon language for me. i stupidly thought that when she said "identity theft" she meant "identity theft."
>>870770I think LJ would love to become an actress. I mean she does have like 3 "acting reels" where she pretends she's snow white and sings and also has that video of her pretending to be mary jane from spiderman.
No. 870785
>>870780That Spiderman thing was a script for some licensed Spiderman play that people could pay to try out for. I forget the name of it but it's on the farms here somewhere.
Laur paid for the try out and they claimed they flew out and thanked Marvel, trying to make it sound like Lillee had tried out for a movie–but it later turned out the pic Lilz posted of the plane was a stock photo, and I'm pretty sure they didn't actually go. Same with the one other local play that Lillee was prepping for. It was NYC and they decided they didn't want to drive and do it.
No. 870786
>>870781I could totally see Laur momanger pushing LJ toward acting.
You're also right that 3 reels out of thousands of makeup tutorials isn't that much, but compared to other makeup artists who don't have even 1 acting reel – because they're ~shocker~ focused on being a makeup artist – it's strange that LJ would create and upload acting videos at all. Especially since she literally calls her acting reels "acting reel demos."
Based on the videos, she clearly thinks she's a great actress and singer so even with the smallest encouragement from Laur to pursue acting, I can see LJ totally going for it because LJ literally thinks she's good at everything.
No. 870788
>>870786She thought she was great back when she made that first reel for sure, but I think she ACTUALLY realized how laughable they are. You can see in the more recent comments on that video she claims it was just her hamming it up and having a laugh. She's also said in her more recent lives she's not a singer.
Her newest samples of 'ACTING' are WAY different from her first attempts, and you can totally tell she thinks she's killing it this time, saying her lines so seriously and flipping her hair away from the camera.
I think Lillee is willing to do literally anything to get the fame and adoration Laur has told her she deserves. She'll probably hop around for years trying different things and getting nowhere with any of them.
No. 870796
>>870788I think your right. She doesn't seem to get that even famous actors go to lessons and train extensively for things. Even if they have a natural talent for something. Natural talent is something she also doesn't understand. It doesn't mean you kill it right off the bat but so a natural aptitude which can be honed with practice. She could actually be decent if she picked one thing studied and practiced, took criticism and learnt from it. But has been made to believe criticism equals jealous bullies.
Lillee is an adult now and everything is on her now for how she acts. It doesn't matter what Laur is like. Lillee is at the age where she can think for herself and go wait a minute that sounds wrong or what am doing isn't right. She needs to learn accountability.
No. 870811
>>870796Totally. She hasn't shared her art in a hot minute but she used to go OFF on people who offered her any constructive feedback on how to improve.
Laur's told her she's perfect all her life, so when people don't treat her like the star she thinks she is, she thinks it's bullying. I think that's one of the reasons she stopped going to school. She couldn't take not being told she was exceptional–like being put in a dance class for younger kids because she was bad at dancing.
No. 870817
>>870788I mean…do you believe her? I don't think she's anywhere near being self-aware enough to admit that she's not a good actress and singer. I mean the video she claimed to being "hamming it up for" she literally labeled as acting, singing, and comedy reel. That's not the title someone who's making a video as a joke would label it as.
I can't find her most recent acting video (I searched for "acting" in the titles of her videos) but I totally believe she thinks she's killing it. That's the vibe I got from her earlier videos – that she thought her voice was as high and beautiful as snow white and her acting was off the charts amazing by the way she was pulling what she thought were earnest/modest faces as mary jane.
I'd bet that her newest venture will be acting and Laur will be right behind her encouraging her since she did props for soooo many famous movies.
No. 870821
>>870817Oh I don't believe it at all. I think she was serious at the time, but now realizes it wasn't as good as she thought it was so she's trying to play it off as a joke.
It's at the end of her Queens Gambit look, and there will be one at the end of her next Elsa look, she posted a clip on her insta
No. 870827
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Another toothy smile pic. Her bite is fucked.
No. 870848
>>870827It does look much better though.
Shout out to Lillee who refused to let the haters get to her, yet still decided to get her "charming tooth gap ala Vanessa Paradis" fixed because people were mean to her on the internet. We did it /pt/!
No. 870852
>>870821Ah thanks anon. I couldn't find it anywhere and I didn't even think to subject myself to one of her shitty makeup videos.
>>870848>refused to let the haters get to herwhat are you on about? she literally started a "foundation" called bullyish to combat joshua moon, the reddit, kiwifarms, and LOLcow because of the "undeserved hate" she's received.
No. 870854
>>870852>what are you on about? she literally started a "foundation" called bullyish to combat joshua moon, the reddit, kiwifarms, and LOLcow because of the "undeserved hate" she's received.I don't disagree with you
nonny, I'm just making fun of what she said in her latest video.
No. 870880
>>870848I mean anything is "better" than her weird chiclet, pre-veneer looking teeth. But you're out of your mind if you think she didn't "let the haters" get to her. I.e. look at her & mama Laur's twitter freakouts as well as the numerous videos she made "responding to hate" and her Q&A videos where she always manages to slip in how brave she is against the reddit and lolcow haters that literally caused "so many people" to commit suicide.
There's an easy solution to the haterz issue LJ. Take accountability for what you've done, apologize for the racist/transphobic bullshit, and acknowledge you and your mother's harassment toward other MUA you are jealous of. Also, just don't read the reddits and lolcow if it's so upsetting to your fragile feelings.
No. 870957
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>>870855NTA but if you compare it to before, it IS a noticeable improvement
No. 870961
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No. 870964
>>870963Lillee's the type to slut shame girls on only fans while posting pics like this and her see through tops and crotch shots while claiming she's 'normalizing womens bodies'
meanwhile she stares daggers at all the attractive women who she interviews.
No. 870966
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1. This is a wrap. Why is there a fork?
2. Why is her food always so dry?
No. 870968
>>870966It's because people on the farms called her out for claiming to be an advocate for the environment and lessoning waste while using plastic take out containers and forks.
So now she's gotta take the container, throw it away, put the wrap on a plate, and make sure a METAL fork is on the plate too.
Also Lillee your gas station nasty looking wrap isn't fooling anyone into thinking you're healthy.
No. 870973
>>870966dry, processed chicken cubes, mushy tomato and soggy iceberg. no sauce, no seasoning, no flavor.
lillee eats like someone who hates food, so how is she still so chonky? she should just switch to soylent; at least then she would be getting some actual nutrition.
No. 870992
>>870973I get the impression the only times she eats veggies are the times she posts pics. Like she's screaming LOOK AT ME IM SO HEALTHY OMG
Because her sad pile of wilted iceberg lettuce and refrigerated tomatoes are peak health goals.
Still laughing about pasta with fucking tofu in it.
No. 870996
>>870961That pallor cannot be healthy…
Has she gotten more than 5 minutes of sunlight this whole pandemic? Vitamin D is your friend.
No. 871046
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Yikes
No. 871058
>>870849>>870957Her teeth still look fucked up to me too. But even if her dentist was able to fix that fucked up mouth, there's not a person on this planet who can stop her from smiling like a batshit crazy lunatic. I mean she has 2 smiles: (1) The overexaggerated joker smile literally from ear to ear with one eye squinty/half-closed and the other opened way too wide OR (2) Punchable, puckered-up duck lips with her eyes open wider than anyone could think is even humanly possible.
>>870992Oh 100%. If she were really eating healthy all the time she wouldn't have a kangaroo pouch stomach, huge cankles, thunder thighs, and donkey kong arms.
>>870996She can't go in the sun otherwise how will Shaniqua/every minority on the face of the planet be jealous of her pOrCeLaiN skin?
No. 871059
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Her teeth at least overlapped on the right at the very beginning of her treatment and before the treatment. Now her smile is full on crooked
No. 871060
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>>871046She's been trying to plug the leak all month, but I think either youtube has finally caught wise to her sub botting or she gamed the algorithm enough to actually start making it into people's suggested videos and all of the rubbernecker subscribers she gained from the primink wave a couple years ago have suddenly been reminded that she exists and are unsubscribing en masse.
This is the first time we've seen her losing her fake fans at a fairly steady rate over such an extended period of time. If she keeps trying to rapidly replace the lost subscribers, her whole channel might get flagged for review by actual human eyeballs, and if a real person takes a look at the "engagement" activity on her account, she's fucked.
No. 871079
>>871068Absolutely no chance in ever burning hell. As previous Anons have said, she would get laughed out of the room. At the age of 16, I was driving myself to auditions as were most of the girls I knew. Our moms stayed out of our business because it was our job. Anyone who brought their mom to an audition, you knew was just batshit crazy. And you could always tell which ones had those insane stage moms, because the moms would just sit there and eyeball you like THEY were there to compete with you. Knowing how screwed up Laur and LJ’s relationship is, she would be going to auditions with LJ until she’s 50 years old. In an auditions waiting room, you’re around 5-15 girls that look exactly like you and want this job just as much as you do. This would drive LJ absolutely nuts because we all know she has a deep seeded hatred for other woman. Even in the impossible scenario that she actually was selected to come and audition(we all know her headshot would be one with those serial killer eyes and Joker smile that scares everyone) for something, as soon as she got in the room and a casting director got a sense of her entitled, shitty personality, they would tell her. They don’t like that at all. And that would not be okay with our “Oscar-worthy” princess. She would then cry and storm out of the room with Laur cussing out the casting director and telling them how much they’ll regret this. She’d be blackballed before she even gets out the door.
>>871076No, I moved back home a few years ago and started a family. So all I really post now is them. She’d have to IMDB my name or google me to have known.
No. 871082
>>871079Lillee will never ACTUALLY audition for anything, though. She didn't go to the measly two she prepped for in that pathetic reel and one was PAID FOR. Hell, she couldn't handle being in a public middle and highschool without seething about other girls who had more going on, how on earth would she be able to sit in a room with actual actors who are talented and beautiful? She'd wanna scream.
There's a reason the handful of 'events' and 'modeling gigs' Lillee bothers with are either things anyone can do or anyone can pay to do.
No. 871106
>>871080At this point, probably no one. It's all just coddling from Laur to stroke Lillee's ego.
I think it has been like this all the time, they just didn't think someone would ever find her and call her out. I mean, thinking of the Met Gala picture now .. In what world would Laur and Lillee believe that the picture would actually fool anyone. I think the entirety of Lillee's "career" is just Laur indulging Lille's fantasies (with fan accounts, made-up friends and boyfriend etc). Laur probably never expected it to go anywhere beyond maybe some free PR once in a while.
No. 871107
>>871106I agree, the more I look back at this whole saga the more it looks like it's just Laur privately indulging LJ's childish fantasies of being "famous" like a one-woman Make A Wish Foundation. There's no real plan behind it because it was never meant for the rest of the world & now they're both having to deal with this stunted girl's fantasy being paraded in front of the whole internet (bc they were too dumb to keep it private)
Now as for why Laur continues to indulge her adult daughter like she's a 6 year old dying of cancer is another question. Most moms, even indulgent ones, would be like "yeah yeah you're the prettiest princess, now get a job"
No. 871118
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Picrel is how I know Lillee has an intellectual impairment, because even babies are able to pick up on patterns after a while.
You don't have to be a social media expert to know that even the most successful content creators with the most loyal fanbases maintain an average view count of around 10% of their subscribers on most videos (with the occasional outlier in either direction,) but here's our seasoned, savvy internet CEO buying 10K+ views for every video. Dubious quality of her content notwithstanding, who would ever believe that someone with 20K subs consistently gets at least half that number of views per video?
>>871110One of those comments is mine, but I didn't post any of the rest so I don't know what the fuck you think you're noticing there Detective, but you should probably just get over it.
No. 871183
>>871179She'll make one off comments about her boyfriend on lives or in videos on rare occasions, but she refers to him as 'my boyfriend', not Pheepy or Philip. It's also never informative, just mentioning a thing she said to him or something.
I think she's aware that her story is silly and nobody buys it, but she's so determine to show it to the haters she's clinging onto it tighter than she did her baby teeth. Maybe she's trying to slowly phase him out like she did with her super totally real gay bestie James.