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No. 862009

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
>participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modelled for Covergirl.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE LILLEE JEAN SHOW:
>Laur spams Lillee Jean TALKS page with positive reviews >>853973
>Lillee starts posting photoshoots semi-regularly >>854241
>Lillee buys a number of interviews with Authority Magazine >>854368
>Despite regularly going to the orthodontist her jaw is still fucked >>854453
>Lillee still receives PR from TooFaced >>854690
>Lillee films an episode of LJ Talks with her mother >>855658
>Lillee gets a collab with an MLM >>855890
>More weird photoshoots >>856081
>14 year old Lillee’s weird leg video is found >>856345
>Another interview where Lillee says that people in US are ungrateful >>856614
>Films an episode with boomer Alan Sawyer and gets extremely annoyed when he can’t figure out IG live >>856633
>Earl escaped the freezer to leave a peach emoji for his hot wife >>855652
>Films another ep of LJT with a POC and as expected is condescending as heck to her guest >>857457
>More bought interviews with Authority Magazine >>857523
>Lillee claims to be a anime fan, can't even cosplay one of anime's most iconic sidekicks correctly >> 858450
>Attempts a thanksgiving photoshoot outside, lulz are had when it turns out she's right near some signage and a random person walking their dogs in the bg, kek >>858653
>Makes a poll to her engagement pod, No one knows who the f**k she is, lulz are had. >>858925
>Lillee decides to try and be an ambassador against online-bullying with her new project. BULLYISH >>862006
>Lillee "cooks" Hopefully no one tries to replicate this dish. >>860552
>Lillee and Laur's twitter accounts are finally suspended. >>860939
>"Do not use the usage" >>861176
>Lillee proclaims she has "PhOtOdAmAgEd SkIn" >>861614


MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2021 (Updated December 2021)
Lillee:
https://www.instagram.com/lilleejean
https://www.twitter.com/reallilleejean (Suspended)
https://www.youtube.com/c/LilleeJean
https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en
https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs
https://giphy.com/lilleejean
https://www.deviantart.com/lilleejean
Merch:
https://society6.com/lilleejean
https://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)

Web:
http://www.lilleejeanbeauty.com
https://www.lilleejean.com/

Laur:
https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (Suspended)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (goes between private and public)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)

https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)

No. 862010

Lemmie know if this is okay, I've never made a post before and I still feel like I missed some stuff.

No. 862011

>>862010
very festive anon! thank you for updating the links

No. 862014

>>862011
I've just realized I missed out the previous threads! Gah!

Anyway for anyone looking to check up on previous threads, here you are :


PREVIOUS THREADS:
1. >>>/snow/833840
2. >>>/snow/847048
3. >>698862
4. >>707075
5. >>718259
6. >>724333
7. >>736259
8. >>754981
9. >>767645
10. >>773135
11. >>777937
12. >>784721
13. >>794372
14. >>802142
15. >>811813
16. >>820665
17. >>825857
18. >>833714
19. >>838519
20. >>844274
21. >>853090

No. 862018

>>862006
replying to the previous thread…does this bitch know what winter shoes are? I'd expect her to be trying on boots or something. Not heels that expose the skin on her feet to the elements and that will slip right out from under her if she happens upon some ice.

But I guess when you don't go outside

No. 862019

>>862018
Right? NYCfag here and open shoe weather ended MONTHS ago. Put on some socks lilz

No. 862025

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She's uploaded a pic of those fugly ass boots too. But don't think too hard about it Anons, we all know this is foot fetish content. It'll probably even be complete with shots of her changing shoes to show her bare feet when no other shoe collection videos do that. I used to watch grav3yardgirl's shoe collection videos and they were shots of her legs that'd show her entire shoes… not that full body shot Lillee has that just shows how much of a midget she is. Really shows she doesn't care about her content and is trying to get easy views from footfags.

No. 862026

>862025
God, I hate these boots so much, not only as they ugly as fuck, I cringe cause I can imagine the amount of cat hair that's very likely to fall on them as she poses around her staircase/attic and then proceed to do photoshoots out and about to try and wow potential sponsors etc.

They're just not attractive, I don't know anyone Lillee's age who would be caught dead in such ugly-ass boots in this day and age.

No. 862028

>>862025

every single one of these pictures looks like she is in a wheelchair

No. 862029

>>862026

It's probably hard for her to find boots that fit her calves unless they're in this horrid style.

No. 862031

>>862029
Aren't these the same boots that come just below the knee on normal height people that she was calling "thigh highs"?

No. 862032

>>862026
>>862029
>>862031
For the love of god, learn to sage

No. 862034

>>862028 right.. she look like she has scoliosis in this one

No. 862036

>>862034
she looks like she's sneaking a fart.

No. 862040

>>862025
I guess our comments about her outdoor shoots were getting to her. Idk why but this just looks worst and desperate to prove the haters wrong. This looks like a sad attempt. This looks like it’s in her living room or her room, a curtain draped over to cover any of their furniture, there’s shoe boxes at the bottom?? A would be closet where her coach purse and clothes on the side. Omg she just half ass every thing doesn’t she?

No. 862041

>>861953
>>861963
She hasn't posted in 5 days.
We were suspecting for a while she has no real interest in makeup tuto, especially since she had zero success in it.

>>862025
Kek at the chris appleton box.

No. 862042

>>862041

>Kek at the chris appleton box.


ain't that the milquetoast "stylist" that rides kardashian coattails and likes to take credit for other people's work? how does lj manage to align herself with fakers and pretenders in every aspect of her "career?"

No. 862046

>>862025
Good grief those boots clash so bad with that outfit. Ok Lillee, you listened to us tell you to put on winter appropriate footwear. Now go and find some boots that actually fucking match your outfit and don't look like knock off fetish gear.

No. 862055

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apparently that ugly bucket hat was from another small company (135 followers) she’s scamming, rip lol

No. 862065

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>>862055
her mouth looks like picrel

No. 862081

>>862065
I was thinking blow up doll

No. 862082

Her foot porn video is out. It hurts to watch as she's not even trying to hide she's pandering to footfags.
>entire video is her full body. no close ups of the shoes, she doesn't stand up or walk around in them either
>rolls arounds around her ankles, "oh my godness foot candy", does an insane smile at the camera
>"get you somebody who talks about their shoes the way they talk about their partner"
>"fast fashion can be really beneficial and economical"
>"these shoes make me feel like an absolute snow bunny" fucking kek at this point i'm going to guess that was on purpose
>upcycling is wearing out of season clothes

No. 862083

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What a surprise… I did some reverse goatse hacking to look at the videos tags, "feet" is tagged.

No. 862085

>>862082
I know she's a midget but holy shit that's a lot of heels

No. 862087

>>862082
>I don't even have to unzip these, that's how good they are.

What the fuck is she talking about??

No. 862097

>>862087

She means they're so fucking blown out by her trunk stump legs that she doesn't even need to zipper them anymore, just slips em on like the old sausage casing it's been treated like

No. 862098

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>>862082
She calls those "snow bunny" boots "booties" then later calls them "thigh highs". They come up just below her knee. Does she think "booties" are just a cute way of saying boots? Because booties are very low boots. Not knee highs, not thigh highs. And speaking of thigh highs, just below the knees are not thighs. Maybe anatomy wasn't part of the Keystone education.

Maybe this is nitpicking. I realize there are so many other atrocious things about this video but others have touched upon them already.

No. 862101

>>862098
She really needs to size up those jeans. They are wrinkled due to them being to small in the thigh.

If she's into fast fashion why hasn't she done a shien haul? Am pretty sure they don't care who promotes them and give like a few pieces to people.

No. 862105

In the spirit of the season I'm gonna ask…

Do you think Lillee bothers buying gifts for Laur and Earl at Christmas or for their birthdays or does she expect to be showered in gifts like the spoilt brat she is? Cause I honestly can't imagine her buying gifts for anyone because it means she'd have to venture outdoors. Hell, I don't think she's even creative enough to browse amazon for things other than for herself.

No. 862107

>>862082
oh my god. the rythm of her speech is so rushed and off, like a child performing a script. she's so stunted it feels wrong to watch. she even raises her leg to show her crotch eugenia-style, though at least she has clothes. the angle is like you're bound and gagged to a chair in front of her and you can sense Laur nodding approvingly behind you lmao

No. 862108

>>862098
>>862082
So many impractical shoes yet not having one single appropriate pair.
Shoes are made for walking lj, jeeez.
She doesn't even seems to take good care of them, she just throws them away when done.
She puts all the boots without socks wtf.
>my shoes are gonna last
Well yes, she never goes out with them anyway. When she brings the black high heel close, you can see they are dusty but the sole has never been outside.
The saddest part is that she never went to a store to try it on. We can see none of the are fitting and that's why she can't stand up.

>I have high arches

No dummy, it's called hollow foot and you need real good quality orthopedic shoes asap.

No. 862109

>>862082
BRUUUH what the bloohy hell was that walk back to her chair. So fucking slow so her donkey ass would be in the frame the longest. That chubb rub seems painful no wonder your cunt hurts lillee, lose weight ffs your ass that close to the camera made me think i was watching 1000lb sisters

No. 862112

>>862105

They each get coupons. Earl gets three instances where he can ask Lillee to get something for him without her whining and Laur gets five answered emails from Lillee without a single break.

No. 862113

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>>862109
You mean this? (picrel)

She talks about wearing those pink platforms she got in 2016 "all the time" and yet the sole is completely unworn. So does she mean she wears them all the time in the house? I can see her saying that she got them resoled but no one buys that.

No. 862117

>>862113
Yes god it's the michelin man all over again

No. 862122

>>862083
"braces" being tagged makes me think she's appealing to weirdos who get off to braces, too.

No. 862123

>>862113
Lillee, as a fellow chubster I’m going to give you a little advice. Please consider buying thicker denim so you aren’t exposing every crease of your dumpy ass to your Jeaniez. Buying higher quality clothing that will last you longer is good for the environment and it generally looks better. And please stop justifying buying fast fashion—it’s terrible for everyone involved.

No. 862125

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God she’s so stupid

No. 862126

>>862125
I had a stroke reading that. Also what would she know about leaving a job that barely paid you when she's never had one, and wtf does she mean by "talented"?

No. 862127

>>862123
In her defense she only said that about fast fashion to frame her point about alternately investing in better quality pieces that last you longer. Unfortunately she seems to think Steve Madden of all brands doesn’t fall into the fast fashion category (those heels are so high quality she’s already worn 8 whole outfits with them y’all, her words)

No. 862128

>>862126
Apparently all those people working minimum wage jobs who lost their income once restaurants and other places shut down all went on Etsy after discovering their talents, and lived happily ever after offering society so much more than they thought they could. The pandemic was the best thing that happened to them!

This disgusting statement comes from someone who has never had to work a day in her life or struggle to put food on the table for her family. She has never dealt with food insecurity, the worry of financial uncertainty, and making next month's rent to keep a roof over her head. There is so much ignorance and privilege in this statement. I mean, there is in all these fake articles/interviews but this one is especially tone deaf.

No. 862129

>>862128 I agree with what you said, however if Lillee had a shred of dignity and two braincells to rub together, she'd be working. Let's be real, she's poor as fuck as is her family. Remember when she tried pulling that lie about "Everyone thinks I'm super rich and spoiled, but really, I'm just like you!" a year ago? The overwhelming response was "Uhm, nobody thinks you're rich. Infact, you look poor as shit and it appears you and your fam live off welfare and disability.." (which really pissed her off). Lillee has no skills, no smarts, no self-awareness and no clue about the real world. If she did, she wouldn't be letting her idiot scammer "momairre" drop money on her frivolous pursuit of fame, she'd be out looking for work to help her family because she's a damn adult. She's certainly spoiled and insulated from reality, but she's far from living a comfortable life, she's just too stupid to realize it or do anything about it. She may be almost 21, but 12 year olds have more situational awareness and life experience than her. She's the very definition of a ne'er do well, and she's fooling nobody.

No. 862131

>>862129

You're absolutely right she is not rich. That is very clear from well, everything. But having grown up in Queens, I have seen the entire spectrum of poverty (and wealth) and while she is not wealthy, they have enough money to pay for all her frivolity. My original point was her incredibly offensive vague generalization about how great it was that people with low paying jobs lost them because it liberated them to find their own talents and make money a different way. The people with these horrible low paying jobs that no one else want did not all just find a different way to make money by being creative. Someone who never had to work a day in her life says "it has been amazing to watch all [their] creations." Really? Like what? This is what I mean by her being in a place of privilege. She never had to take the subway at 4am to clean toilets in an office building, or be in the Bronx at 1am to pickup fish, or work as a line cook in an incredibly toxic kitchen living paycheck to paycheck. And then for that to be ripped away from her suddenly because the restaurant closed, or no one was using the offices, or the fish market had to close.

The people who work these jobs do not have a single cent extra to spend on anything other than rent and food and other basic necessities. They do not have a dozen stupid unicorn headbands, dozens of pairs of cheap ugly Nordstrom shoes to wear only inside the house, or afford to buy used pr makeup. And the certainly don't have money to buy views and likes. Even if she did get her food from a local food pantry for that disgusting tofu pasta dish, she is still at a much more privileged position than these people.

One more thing. Even if their rent, Shein clothes, braces, whatever are bought on credit, at least they can get it. So many people who lost the lowest paying jobs during the pandemic are immigrants, many illegal. They don't have access to social services her family does. They can't just go to a bank and take out a loan or buy things on credit. That also is her privilege.

No. 862132

>>862125
it’s amazing how blasé she is about serious topics, everything is just an inspiring 80s movie to her

No. 862135

>>862025
>dated makeup that washes her out
>stretched faded skinny jeans
>shapeless forever 21 sweater
>knee high boots from 2016
>greasy side part

Either her mom plans her outfits or she’s lying about her age bc no way a zoomer thought this looked fashionable she looks like a midwestern older millennial mom

No. 862156

>>862125
>they suddenly realized they had so much more to offer to society than they had thought
that's a really interesting way of saying she doesn't appreciate the job cleaning ladies, plumbers and trash men do. as if creatives brought more to society than people who sell you groceries or deal with the sewers.
also, lol @ thinking talented but poor people work shitty jobs just because they think it's what they deserve lmao

No. 862157

>>862156
It's not too surprising, Laur had a real issue with one of the call outs being a janitor as well another who worked retail I think. Laur looks down on blue collar work and lillee mimicks Laur.

No. 862158

>>862105
what would be the point, lillee has no income so laur would have to pay for her and earls gift anyway

No. 862164

>>862157
i would respect both of them a tiny bit more if they at least worked at walmart to make a living

No. 862171

>>862156
Exactly. Exactly. >>862156

No. 862178

>>862135

She's stuck in that Era because it's when she stopped developing even semi-normally

No. 862201

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>>862157 You're absolutely correct, but I find it so weird that Laur looks down on blue collar workers. Aside from lying about being in a band he was never in, what did Earl do for a living? How about Laur, is she a doctor, a lawyer, physicians assistant? Last I checked, the only real job she's ever had was working at a law firm…as a janitor. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but how can you look down on other blue collar workers when you were once one yourself? I say "was" because Laur has been demoted down to a d-list scammer, grifter, and all around con-artist. She's not good at it either. Aside from begging family for money and trying to defraud people out of brand deals, PR packages, and free shit for her ugly goblin child, what has she ever done that has merit? If it wasn't for multiple forms of government assistance, "borrowing" money from family & desperate companies throwing her fat kid some scraps every now and then, they'd be out on their ass.

Picrel is old, but for anyone who hasn't seen it, it's from a thread where someone was inquiring about when/if Earl actually toured with Dio, the band him & Laur claim he was a part of for a while. That's the only job I've ever heard of him having, and I'm sure you're all shocked to know that was a lie too, kek. I blocked out usernames and other info so that it'll be harder for the Goblins to find it, we all know they lurk here. Anyway, Birds of a feather and all that.

No. 862203

>>862201

Maybe they think they're above blue collar work because they've manipulated loopholes in the system to avoid having to work, and in Laur's mind that makes her smarter than them?

No. 862210

>>862201
He’s been on disability for several years now and since he’s 70 years old, he’s probably done working and is now collecting social security.

No. 862211

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No. 862214

>>862211

their "business" gives me prestige worldwide vibes

No. 862225

>>862214 Hey now anon, Prestige Worldwide had better video quality and editing than the Goblins ever could. Not to mention that their 3 minute video presentation probably took more planning than Laur and Lillee is capable of. Don't do 'em dirty like that.

>>862211 "If multiple accounts show up from the same IP address with hateful content, it should be investigated". Gee, who does that sound like? Who do we know that pretends to have an entire army of loyal fans, but really it's just her and her idiot mother creating hundreds of accounts to spew vile bullshit at other people? Jfc, If I didn't know better, I'd think they were trolling, but they really are this stupid. Their self perception is so far removed from reality, and they think the world views them like they view themselves - which couldn't be further from the truth.

No. 862236

I wonder if they realise what would actually happen if an investigation in to the bullying were to actually happen. They clearly don't realise that their electronics would be checked as well as all their social media. Just because you delete it doesn't mean its gone forever and investigators know what fake screenshot etc look like. So screeching that stuff is made up wouldn't help them in anyway. Also am sure the false claims of the cops swatting and traumatising them would go down real well with the authorities. (Lil & Laur this means it would piss them off, not go in your favour).

On another note if being a beauty guru was such a stopgap why do it for so long instead of actually developing other skills? Even naturally talented actors etc take classes to develop themselves and offer more. Heck she could use skill share as she wouldn't need to leave the house. The real reason she won't is as I believe Lillee hates being told what to do and honestly believes she knows better, despite having no experience. Which would see her fired on the spot and blacklisted if she ever got anything. I think she needs to see a therapist and work on her attitude and social issues it would do a world on good. Also p.s Lillee anxiety is classed as a mental illness, so don't claim it is you mock mental illness.

No. 862238

>>862211
And if someone wants to call out a content creator who says horribly racist and transphobic things, lies about child grooming, and just acts like a jerk in general, they should have the right to do so without backlash, doxxing, and being censored.

If you want to whitewash your own site with only flattery, go right ahead. But censoring call outs is just wrong. And so far, illegal. Though Lillee's Law is all about limiting rights of free speech.

No. 862239

>>862236
>if being a beauty guru was such a stopgap why do it for so long instead of actually developing other skills?
I get this is a rhetorical question but her choice of limited vocabulary is interesting.
She dropped from high school thinking her big break would happen within some few days. Now she's almost 21 (looking 56), getting each day fatter and more retarded looking and blacklisted from beauty community, asmr, cosplay, no chance to make it in video gaming, modeling, acting and basically everything else.
Remember anons: at the beginning of the drama and when she was arround 18, she thought she'd be super wealthy and famous by now (2021), with a leading Marvel role from a super internationally successful movie.
Everything she has been doing from then is improvising and streching the "fake it until you make it" to insane levels because it's never going to happen.
I think she's very bitter and resentful. She first tried to blame Diane and the haters, but now acts as beauty industry didn't matter (because she's not breaking it obviously) and despises now makeup and beauty stuff.

So much for CEO LJ who carefully plans everything she says.

No. 862245

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Some anons merged LJ’s Everipedia article with the article for the color brown a year ago and the article for color brown still has mentions of Lillee kek

No. 862254

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No. 862255

>>862254
"The hijackers were bullies" is a new one.

No. 862258

>>862254
I only passively read LJ from the front page but this got me, holy shit

>what's your backstory?

>9/11 was bullies
>comparing a terrorist attack to online bullying

someone please slap this idiot

No. 862259

>>862255
Not new, anon. Someone posted this several threads back. I know they recycle the same bs so maybe it's made a reappearance. The 9/11 hijackers clearly didn't think before "committing errors that can be irreversible". They didn't plan this for years, go to flight school, have a network to back them financially, etc. Like online bullies, they simply didn't think before they did that. Her online bullying is her 9/11.

No. 862260

>>862254
Ah yes Lillee, one of the darkest days in American history that caused deaths,millions of dollars in damage,reevaluation of national security, and the pain and sadness of those that have lost a loved one in the attacks can compare to the what you call "bullying". My God she's so tone deaf.

No. 862329

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The masters of spamming every platform with the same shit are at it again. There's actually about 1 minute and 18 seconds worth of content of this video including the intro. After that, it's just a minute straight of their retarded fake legal screen. 7 views kek, real famous.

No. 862330

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>>862211
>we as progressive individuals
Progressive individuals call people tards and make fat edits of them? Come on Lillee, don't be retarded, Laur sperging on twitter was only a couple months ago.

>tweets targeting a person's name negatively

>hashtags targeting a person
Describing themselves. Laur did all of that in this thread >>853090. If Lillee was so agaisnt cyberbullying then she'd call out these "fans" who did everything she says she against.

No. 862331

>>862330
isn't silenttruthhere elaine's twitter handle

No. 862332

File: 1639890338658.png (1.23 MB, 1454x630, Screenshot_3.png)

Lillee claiming to be sponsored by LA Girl Cosmetics.
>>862331
It is. I miss that era.

No. 862353

>>862332
I think Lillee still thinks that getting PR means she's getting sponsored and doesn't understand that an actual sponsored post is a post the company paid you to make.

No. 862371

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They’re still buying insane numbers of views for her shitty videos

No. 862376

>>862371
It's the lillee jean….. Titles that get me. Why is she doing that? 7o make it look like she has a team posting for her? Even huge youtube stars who have someone to edit and post etc for them would never do that. It's a a major marketing failure as it looks like she is unapproachable and not relatable at all. If she's trying the I am unrelatable because am so unique angle, major fail! Thats how to repulse people and make them think your an idiot. Who is giving her advice? If its the new PR person they need sacked. The only time you would see Lilee Jean ….. is if someone was collabing with her on a product like insert celeb name her for Walmart etc.

No. 862378

>>862371
kek anon you couldn't endure more than some few minutes in her skincare video, so did I.

No. 862379

>>862376
Nah, it's to put her name on everything so they come up in searches. Her foul personality alone makes her unapproachable. Everything else is self promotion.

No. 862381

>>862378
That’s actually Lillee’s screenshot that she posted in ig stories kek

No. 862383

>>862379
I guess she's stills trying to bury everyone calling ger out. I've noticed more removals on Google searches. Clearly doesn't realise how much of a massive red flag that is to companies. It screams am trying to hid something terrible. If she had a legit agent yhey would tell her to address everything and apologise but we know she can't handle being wrong which is down right pathetic and childish. Her mother encouraging this behaviour is sick and twisted. You could almost say mentally abusive and manipulative. All of this is alleged behaviour of course.

No. 862388

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From her ig live on December 8. What is going on with her teeth?!

No. 862395

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>>862388

Mr Lillson

No. 862398

>>862388
Her teeth were fucked but now it is even worse.

No. 862400

>>862388
Im still baffled by that whole situation. Losing your baby teeth is like a childhood rite of passage. I mean dental care gets expensive, but this isnt some superficial flaw. Laur probably thinks shes a saint because she finally "fixed" what years of dental neglect caused

No. 862405

>>862388
Is it just me or is she being extra cunty in this Live? Especially in the first 10 minutes. It’s almost unbearable. Someone asks about her braces progress and she scoffs and then says they’ll just have to wait for the video to find out. Then she gets all sassy and says “But you could have asked that with your real account.” in the most dismissive annoying tone i have ever heard.

No. 862408

>>862388
“When life gives you lemons, smash them alive.” -Lillee Jean

No. 862412

>>862405
She really isn’t hot enough to be this cunty

No. 862425

>>862400
I'm pretty sure she has a condition where she has no adult teeth, but laur would never admit that like everything else. She seems like
the type who brings lj to multiple professionals until she finds someone who will just say and do what she wants.

No. 862435

>>862405
A few gems:
>"I know you guys [in Canada] have the omni. The omni is like so scary. Oh my god."
She means the Omicron variant.

>"Honestly, I love waving. It's like the best thing. Like, [gestures beauty pageant type wave]."

Keystone/Harvard vocab hard at work right there.

>She's NOT from Boston. They have very heavy accents over there, you can tell.

I happen to know quite a few people born and bred in Boston and though there is a specific Boston accent, they don't speak like that. Like the way not all New Yorkers speak with Laur's accent.

>She wants to get into full time entertainment. "You're watching the Lillee show." She might take us on an acting lesson!

Genuinely excited for that!

>Guy from I'm guessing somewhere in South Asia with weird cord hanging off the side of his head tells her she's very beautiful, then she cuts him off when he asks her where she's from.


That's all I can stomach right now.

No. 862464

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No. 862465

>>862464
Classic Lillee staircase pic buffoonery. Ugly handbag, Lazy hairstyle, Fucked up way of posing her mouth and of course just looking like a boring home pic instead of actual professional model looking for legit work. You can feel the feline in the background rolling their eyes at this BS happening in the home again.

No. 862467

>>862465 I was just about to say that, she really is so incredibly lazy. There's nothing interesting about this look or her (aside from guessing what type of medical conditions she may have) and she puts 0 effort into these photoshoots yet expects everyone to be in awe. FFS, she's supposed to be a beauty guru and her makeup skills are trash, her eyeliner is crooked and looks like it was drawn on by a toddler, her lashes are hanging on by a thread, she's got no contour/highlight/blush and looks washed out, and her lip liner is so overdrawn it's embarrassing. The hair is a mess and she can't even be bothered to try and accessorize that horribly mismatched outfit she's got on or put on a piece of jewelry. Does she actually think that people will want to emulate this look? The successful beauty gurus are successful in part because people want to be them, people want what they have and they know how to "sell themselves" (so-to-speak) to their target audience. She's been doing this for how long now and she still just doesn't get it.

Aside from that outfit being a mess, Laur really needs to stop blindly kissing her ass because it's not helping. She looks like a linebacker in these photos, she's almost as wide as she is tall and that blouse just emphasizes her barrel chest and wonky boobs. The jeans don't go with it whatsoever and the button above the zipper looks like it's one chicken tendie away from busting off and taking someone's eye out.

No. 862468

>862467
Right? I admit this is the kind of BS look I often end up in (Not cheaply made like Lillee's is but you get the idea) apart from myself having far some more flattering things for myself Because I'm trying to actually work out what looks best on my weird ass body shape and dumpy legs. But I would never EVER dream of taking selfies of myself in that attire and think I'm model worthy or whatever. Lillee thinks she's special because Laur frigging puts her on a pedestal all the time. She doesn't realize she's a mediocre normal girl at best.

There's so many other clothing options she could try and actually look cute on her if she tried but that's sadly never gonna happen and by the time she does work out it'll be too late and no one will want anything to do with her.(literally no one cares)

No. 862472

Lillee has a short neck and very wide shoulders. The very last thing she should wear is puffed sleeves

>>862468
Learn to sage please

No. 862473

File: 1640038107298.jpeg (325.61 KB, 736x827, A00A4C5D-7F28-4922-B83D-FC139B…)

Horrorshow

No. 862479

>>862473
they look like Muppets (but also muppets)

No. 862485

>>862479 So is this green boxy top the new bleach-stained Victoria's secret pajama shirt? Because it's looking that way. She keeps wearing it and taking (poorly) shot pictures in it, I have a feeling she thinks it's the epitome of "classy". Let's just hope she washes it this time around. We all know she lurks here, whose gonna tell her that upcycling something doesn't mean you wear it 5 days a week?

No. 862504

File: 1640081126830.jpg (41.06 KB, 447x548, back pain.jpg)

>>862473
It's the dude from the show they had to pay 700$ each keks.

He looks so old now.

No. 862505

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>>862464
That dress gives me Fiona vibes, she is just as boxy as Fiona in Ogre form

No. 862506

>>862464
built like a fridge

No. 862508

>>862473
Her left eye is like 1cm higher than her right eye. Was she always this wonky, or have Laur’s goblin genes been working overtime?

No. 862512

>>862508 Honestly, I think it's 50% her goblin genes working overtime and 50% being isolated from society; if she ever interacted with a normal human being, she'd notice that they don't do these cartoonish, over exaggerated facial expressions. It only serves to exacerbate her very unfortunate facial features. It's been tinfoiled that she does it because it's what she sees her favorite Disney princesses do, but if she ever left the house and behaved like she does on camera, she'd notice real quick that people would avoid her like the plague. I don't think she realizes that the people she "interviews" (if you can even call it that) handle her with kid gloves because they are guests on her show and after 30 seconds of interacting with her, they can tell something is off. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of people on her garbage show thought she was a legit tard. Back when she went to that overpriced event >>862504 I got the feeling that Patreesha was extra kind to her because she thought Lillee had some type of intellectual disability.

How are the Goblins even advertising Lillee's show? Both their Twitter accounts are nuked, Lillee's Tik Tok engagement is non-existent, and her Instagram is 90% bots. I'm actually surprised she hasn't tried to create a new Twitter, we all know she doesn't think the rules apply to her.

No. 862522

>>862512
>How are the Goblins even advertising Lillee's show?
Why would they need to? They just have to buy some views.

No. 862524

>>862211

someone teach this bitch how to use commas for fucks sake

No. 862527

File: 1640117204977.jpeg (126.23 KB, 828x280, E753AA23-66B1-4688-8055-125D8B…)

I know this was posted before but I laugh every time I see the “small print” on her YouTube channel

No. 862528

>>862527
… the whole point of Fair Use is that permission isn't needed for it. also,
>works of stealing
she's certainly creative in her wording choices, if nothing else.

No. 862530

File: 1640123293568.jpeg (135.59 KB, 828x416, BB1D6716-2A24-4FB4-8E3C-CAB091…)

Jesus

No. 862534

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Lillee used as a bad example in this Buzzfeed article, kek.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/fabianabuontempo/2021-skincare-trends-that-should-go

No. 862535

>>862534
the writer of the article isn't any better, nothing they said is correct.

No. 862536

>>862535 I'm not surprised, it's buzzfeed. The only requirements for "writing" articles for them (if you can even call it writing) is that you have a pulse, a septum piercing, and a badly done dye-job consisting of atleast one color of the rainbow. They call themselves journalists but that's an insult to the profession; it's stupid gifs with a poorly written paragraph underneath. I'm not surprised they used Lillee considering she spams her gifs everywhere. I wonder if she'll send them a DMCA takedown? After all, they're using her face without her permission (as she likes to say), even though that's really not how copyright works.

That's a rough picture to use of her, although that can be said of any of her pictures. Can someone explain to me why she's always got that angry mustache of hers? I've seen a ton of skin issues in my lifetime and I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. It looks like her nasal area is inflamed but it's constant and I can't figure out what it is.

No. 862547

File: 1640149264244.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.15 KB, 700x490, dermatologic-signs-fig1_large.…)

>>862536
She probably has seborrheic dermatitis. Picrel is a more severe form.

No. 862549

>>862547 Oh wow, I wasn't even aware of what that looked like. I've only ever seen it on the scalp, I'd bet your right. Does having it on the face increase the likeness you'll have it on your scalp? I ask because Lillee's always got a ton of (what looks to be) dandruff in her hair and I can understand having it on both the face and the scalp. I'm lucky enough that aside from the occasional pimple or so, I've never struggled with my skin and so I'm not familiar with the wide range of conditions that would cause Lillee's mustache. You'd think that being a "beauty guru" and whatnot, she'd Google what it is and work proactively to fix it. Guess that's too much effort though, knowing the goblin.

No. 862554

Is there a way to know if she's twitter banned for good? (seems so)

Kek at the fake account >>861589 having more likes and engagement that her.

No. 862556

>>862549
I think it's the other way around: Having it on your scalp increased the chance of having it elsewhere on the face. It can affect any oily place on the body so head, face, back and chest can be all affected.

No. 862562

>>862556 Ahh, okay makes sense. I can't imagine her lack of hygiene helps the situation, and that's before we factor in the 20 different products she uses on her face, most of which shouldn't be used together. She's always switching what she uses and I have a feeling that she doesn't keep up with her skincare routine, it's only for when she's filming. She hasn't gotten a clue to what she's doing and it shows. She'll claim a product is so calming (while talking in that horrible baby voice you can barely hear) and all the while, her face keeps getting more red and inflamed throughout the video. With her horrendous genes and how badly she's aging, she really should do a bit of research on how to properly care for her skin.

No. 862565

>>862562

Hell yeah. We've heard from witness accounts in the wild that she stinks and she's said herself she doesn't brush her teeth or use deodorant when she leaves the house, so I can't imagine her doing those things at home. No wonder her smile lines are bright red and flakey.

No. 862566

>>862473
Just speculation here but I wonder if this guy will be doing her documentary? I also wonder if they know the extent of the lies the Truemans have told. Well if my speculation is right I hope they are aware a whole lot more people will be come aware of them and the real digging and humiliation will begin. They can scream bully into the void when proof is shown on an even bigger scale. Anything they get from it will be bottom of the barrel z list fame. Who everyone will forget about quickly or only mention as a joke.

No. 862568

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She released the 1st episode of season 3 of her horrible talk show, and wow, it's bad. It's my day off, so I decided to greentext it for you. Consider this your Christmas gift, anons. She's interviewing that FNL hack mentioned in >>862504 and wearing that hideous green top. Throughout the video, she keeps moving the top further & further down to show her shoulders and annoyingly giggling while doing it. It's not meant to be worn that way but its already stretched to shit so whatever, I suppose. She also talks in circles and makes 0 sense. Due to her very limited vocabulary and life experience, she can't relate to anything he says and her attempts to segue into the next topic are embarrassing. If speech patterns are a reflection of your thoughts, then her brain is as unorganized as her hovel.

>"Hey guys. (Reads a comment from a "fan" laur about his band being cool) You really do, I love the middle name Leo, it's like perfect."


What a stellar introduction. Can't even be bothered to properly introduce her guest, is more concerned with eye fucking the camera and making idiotic facial expressions that she undoubtedly thinks looks sexy. He then tells a story about him having covid & compares it to AIDS in the 80s, saying that doctors didn't want much to do with him. Seems to forget hospitals were standing room only.

>(interrupting him) "Yeah, it made you feel isolated. (Talk about missing the point). I mean, they had this in 1918 with the flu, I think maybe people have handled it differently. Which is interesting because we have so many new advances but I think all we can do is be there for one another."


She doesn't even let him finish his story. She just rudely starts asking him about his career and how he got into the industry. Says he was made fun of growing up for his weight and looks. (oh God no, here we go). Lillee's response?

>"There's no ugly inside, oh my God." (Timestamp is around 4:40, but go to 5:55 and watch what she does. It's fucking bizarre.)


He continues to talk about how he got into fashion, that he launched his new project on Dec 18th on FNL, then Lillee brings up meeting him for the first time - "The lady Gaga moment", as she calls it, and Lillee says the pretentious attitude in the industry is a waste of time. Truly profound stuff, kek.

Splitting this into 2 parts because it's getting long. Picrel is a collage of her stupid expressions throughout the video. Just be glad you didn't have to suffer through 40 minutes of this.

No. 862569

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Continued from >>862568

>"Just give us a little bite. A little hint, even if it's just like a color". (This is in response to him saying he's got a new show on FNL filming in Europe, but he can't release too much info on it yet. He response makes zero sense. Timestamp is 15:00. At 17:05 she does that frightening unnatural look at the camera again.)


>"It upset your morals, it upset your morals at the end of the day because you couldn't step in. You had to keep rolling. People don't realize reality TV is mentally draining, it really is." (He was talking about the Courtney Stodden show he helped produce for his network.)


>"Rocco, if that isn't true, when things open up again and we see each other (she makes the I'm watching you gesture) I swear to you.." (In response to him telling her something he hasn't told anyone. He looks puzzled because he's been traveling for a while, and they've only met one time in person. Lillee still thinks nobody leaves their house and is under the delusion she'll be attending red carpet events again soon.)


Kinda funny but @ 24:40, he was talking about a passion project and how he was looking for a female host for the show. He makes it a point to not look at her.

>"Do you have any advice for anyone up and coming? Like solid, I've been there, don't do this, here's my advice." (His response is gold, as if he's speaking directly to her-"Drop the sense of entitlement, no one deserves to give you anything, just because you grew up with the internet, social media, and everything was fast. You gotta pay your dues.) She tries to interrupt him 2x and he angrily shuts it down.


>"I'm from humble roots too." (Lillee, you've done nothing with your life. You're a nobody, your life is still trash.) "There was an article on CNN I think the other day, and it was talking about gen z, my generation, and they're entitlement."


>"We gotta get together sometime. But anyway, I think it's very interesting cause I read that people, wow, people my age are getting fired because like, they literally are taking over, like, "Oh you should be doing this or you should do that" (gestures stupidly with her hands) and like, I don't know where they learned it from Rocco. (Doofy facial expression) Everything I've ever been taught (so.. nothing, kek) is just take a step back. Ok clearly you've been in this industry longer than me, knows alot better, of course I have my wits about me, my sense, but it's funny (another stupid facial expression) because it's very relevant what you're saying. People, you do heed Rocco's words, cause please, (laugh/snorts) it's very important. (28:10 timestamp. Around 29:12 she makes a bizarre facial expression.)


Rocco then starts to talk about his interns who have went to very prestigious & expensive schools, so prestigious infact, he can't even mention the names of them. Jesus, take the wheel, and drive us into a tree. I can't stand much more of this.

>"What? I don't get it, they get to put out on their resumes that they worked under you. You need that internship to go anywhere. Why would they (interns) quit?" (Hilarious coming from a NEET with an 8th grade education)


He compliments her ugly green top that makes her look like a box truck, and her response in turn is to kiss his ass. She does it in such a smug way, as if she's an authority on fashion and not a frumpy dumpy midget that wears the same clothes for two weeks straight.

>"I feel like it's a good motif. I really like your black shirt, black is always in, very suave. I'm really feeling it, I like the frames, they're very good, very on point. I like the hair, it's like the Rocco and Lillee show!"


He then says there's one last thing he wants to share with her, he's a CODA. Lillee gives him a baffled look, he clarifies that it means child of a deaf adult and his first language is sign language. He couldn't speak until he was 3 and had to take speech therapy in school & was bullied for it. (Please God no, I can't hear the bullying story from Lillee one more time today.)

She's so disingenuous throughout this whole thing, she can't relate to anyone so she tries to fake a connection and it shows. At the end he speaks about how it's acceptable to be topless on a beach in Italy and Lillee nods along, remarking that "Yasssss, it's so acceptable. " This from a girl who hasn't even traveled outside of the tri-county area. For a girl with 0 accomplishments, she's ridiculously smug and so far up her own ass she can't breathe.

That's it, anons. Sorry if there was any mistakes, I could only bring myself to do a quick cursory edit. I can actively feel my brain deteriorating after that, and now I'm off to bleach my brain with some vodka. That's an hour of my life I'll never get back.

No. 862570

>>862568
Thank you for your sacrifice Anon.
Have a great christmas too.

The dude had some insane lifting and amount of botox on is face, his eyes and lips are stretched to the maximum.
I watched until LJ interrupts him, she's so insufferable dumb. She keeps interrupting him and laughing hysterically.
She's so annoying, the dude has some interesting stories and she doesn't let him speak.

No. 862582

>>862566
>implying anyone will do her documentary

Laur and Lillee are pathological liars nonny

No. 862585

>>862570 No problem, my brain is sufficiently pickled with vodka now and somehow I still feel less slow than I did after watching her video. I truly hope stupidity isnt contagious, because if is, I'm fucked. That really got to me too she wouldn't let him speak, she couldn't be arsed to even properly introduce him, and while he's not a household name, he was probably the best person she's had/ever will have on her show. There was a few times while I was transcribing (poorly) that he'd start up on a story and she'd interject so that she could give "advice" or turn the topic back on her. Why even bother having him on? If she was good at her job, she would shut the fuck up and listen, the host shouldn't be talking more than the guest. If she wasn't rudely inserting her bullshit narratives into the conversation every 2 seconds, she was trying to seduce the camera, or laughing like a poorly thought out comic book villain. She has 0 real life experience and no industry expertise, so she should've been mostly silent. Instead, we got the usual bullshit from the Goblin playback.

>>862566 I honestly don't think he has any clue what a scam artist Laur is or how bad the Goblins actually are. From what he was saying and how he was coming across, he's basically the antithesis of everything Laur and Lillee do and how they live their life. I think he was trying to be kind by doing an interview with a naive kid starting a channel, not realizing that Lillee isn't a kid and she's a horrible scam artist whose only following stems from people who despise her based on her actions. His only interaction with her was at that overpriced event, and I still genuinely think that people who attended the event were kind to Lillee because they thought there was something wrong with her intellectually. Rocco probably saw this as a nice thing to do as him or his PR person didn't do their due diligence. At one point when talking briefly about the event he says "I love your mom! Tell her I said hi!" Or something to that effect. I honestly don't think he even knows Laur's name, and while Lillee thinks this guy and her are close friends, we all know that's not the case.

No. 862623

>>862568
I think she's very self conscious about the ugly faces she makes becase we bring it up so often. I noticed that in these two months she's trying to make her face seem more relaxed and more smooth BUT it still ends up looking reptilian and creepy because she's going for the disney face which no human alive can achieve. She has only two mods - disney tryhard face or ugly angry reatrd face. They are both equally disgusting and punchable. This one maybe even more because she honestly thinks she looks cute like that. When she's in retard mode at least she's honest in her uglyness.
Also the constant looks into the camera are terrifying, all she cares about is how she looks to the viewers.
No Lillee nobody thinks you are a soft caring 3d animated lady, you come of as an alien trying to be human but failing miserably.

No. 862629

>No Lillee nobody thinks you are a soft caring 3d animated lady, you come of as an alien trying to be human but failing miserably.

It's so funny that you put it that way because I constantly think that in the back of my head as I watch her videos. It's like she read a manual on how to be human, but some shit got lost in translation and this is the result. She eye fucked the camera so much during this last "interview" that it made me want to throw my phone. For someone who claims to be a "model" (kek) she has no clue what her good angles are (probably cause she has none) and can't manage to look natural or appealing in the slightest. In the video I linked above, just watch the first 10 seconds. That weird way she looks at the camera, the way she licks her non-existent pouty lips, the thousand yard stare because she's got 2 braincells - that's what she did throughout the entire video yesterday. Why not edit that out? I don't get it.

No. 862631

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Just checked her social blade because I noticed her YT subs jumped up, as did her views. The Goblins have a combined IQ of 110 yet somehow think they're smarter than everyone else and that nobody will notice they purchase subs/views, yet they do it in the most obvious way possible. If Laur ran her business the way she "manages" her kid, it's no wonder she got banned left and right off of every auction platform.

No. 862636

>>862631
I’m not too familiar with buying YouTube views and how it works, but has anyone figured out how much they’re paying for it a month? It seems like a lot.

No. 862651

File: 1640282706199.jpg (322.3 KB, 2880x2880, 20211223_125529.jpg)

>>862636 It depends on the service they use to purchase it, some are more expensive than others because they'll top you up when their "totally real people and not bots" get kicked off the platform. The picrel is 5 screenshots I took to give you an idea on what things cost. She doesn't just purchase subs and views either; she also purchases live stream viewers and likes. Suffice to say, it adds up, especially considering she does this on Instagram as well and that's a completely separate pricing schedule and those would have to be purchased as well. Remember, that's how she got her blue checkmark on Instagram - she purchased the bulk of her 1 million "Jeaniez", and at one point, she had 2.1 million. Unfortunately, she's an absolute moron so most of them were nuked and she's back down to 1 million, and as we know, they're all fake. When you start buying in the numbers she does and across multiple platforms, it adds up real quick. It's a shitty practice, but I can maybe understand it if you are making money from it. Lillee doesn't make shit and sinks atleast a couple grand a year into it. All so she can be mocked mercilessly because everyone knows she's a grifting hack. I'd imagine they don't keep track of expenses, because if they did, they'd realize that they're dumping a ton of money into something that has 0 return.

No. 862659

>>862651
>100 000 views are just 374,99$
>sinks atleast a couple grand a year into it
>>862631
>bought for yt only 153 977 views from 23 of november to 22 of december.

For more or less ONE month just for YT it costs more than 410$.
Arround 5000$ per year for yt only and they need to refill their insta constantly.

Anons that wayyyyy more than a couple of grands per year, so much money well spent keks.

No. 862678

>>862659 Oh wow, you did the math, that's awesome. My brain is still too fried from having to watch her video the other day, so I just did a rough estimate. I didn't even see that she had purchased over 150,000 views on YouTube for one month, that's insane. She's really got 0 fans and absolutely no organic growth. The only people that watch her are us, and I refuse to give her ass a sent so I use an ad blocker, but it doesn't really matter anyway because her views don't amount to much $$$. I knew they were dumb, but how can you justify spending that much money on YouTube alone when her return is about $29 a month at 156,000 views. Google won't even cut you a check until your adsense hits $100 USD. So they spend over $5000 a year on YouTube alone to maybe make back $3,600 and it's probably lower than that in all honesty. No wonder Laur has went bankrupt 2x, with money management skills like that I'm amazed they don't live under a bridge. What's worse, is that after you file for bankruptcy, before they will discharge your debt, they make you take a financial management class. So Laur & Earl have done this twice and I'm sure we'll see a third in the future. I just… can't.

No. 862687

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>>862651
Her numbers on IG are still wonky as hell as well.

At least they have figured out that buying around 20k likes and 2k comments on every picture will give her a somewhat normal engagement rate.

No. 862689

>>862678
Another funny thing is that, because Lillee and Laur are idiots, they forget to buy more youtube views as she gains more subscribers.

Her monthly views have been between around 150k for the entire year while she has "gained" 8k subscribers in 2021. Anyone with half a brain knows that you are supposed to grow in views the more subscribers you get.

No. 862734

>>862659
>>862678
I previously estimated the whole 1M insta followers at more or less 10 000$.
That's an insane amount they need to refill constantly, hence the 2M or 3M followers showed on social blade and other analyse websites.
Plus, at the beginning, they had zero engagement. It's not clear weither she pays her engagement pod or not.
The 10K fake followers on twitter might have been ≥300$.
Remember Anons, when more than one year ago Insta purged the fake accounts and she lost tens of thousands of followers and lost 15 000 likes per insta post?
That was hilarious.

>YouTube alone when her return is about $29 a month at 156,000 views.

Isn't she demonetized from yt?

No. 862736

>>862734 She was at one point, but while I was transcribing her trash "Lillee Jean Talks" (and never shuts the fuck up) video, I got a ton of ads. At one point on social blade, it showed she made $0-$0 a year and I wasn't getting ads. I believe I took a screenshot and you can see it on the previous thread. Then about a month after that, ads started again and social blade went back to grossly overestimating what she makes. Not even sure how they come to those numbers because at best, she's making 18cents USD per view. Knowing how much they grift and how much they like money, my guess is the fucked up and got a temporary monetization suspension. I don't see them turning/opting-out of adsense by choice, but I can't say for sure if they got suspended because I don't know much about YouTube. Unfortunately, I forgot to update my ad-block and I didn't realize it until about 15 minutes into the 39 minute video. In this 15 minutes I got two or three ads that I couldn't skip through. Maybe one of you wonderful anons can enlighten me on the inner workings of YouTube, but if not, I'll look into it later. Merry Christmas Eve.

No. 862738

Could she somehow be getting money (a very small amount surely) from her engagement pod? Do they have to pay to enter? I could see some idiots who don’t do any research shelling out some money to join. Even if they quickly realize it’s a scam, Laur has their money and would never give a refund.

No. 862763


No. 862764

>>862763
That fake baby voice is like nails on a chalkboard, jfc

No. 862768

>>862763
She’s uglier and uglier as time passes. LJ would fascinate me as a cow, now I can’t even enjoy the thread because I feel so bad for how shitty her life is and also, I don’t see any way how LJ could turn her life around, I see her ending up in the looney bin or living off welfare and food banks but they already live that way. Sad af.

No. 862773

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Her attempts at ballet are so bad. This is supposed to be her doing the dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy but then she does this. Also peep at her not bothering to buy a tutu from the dollar store. So much for being a "prima donna"

No. 862774

>>862768
Don't worry, Laur will let her outside to get pregnant if times get really hard and she can live off welfare scamming

No. 862776

>>862773
I'm confused. Is she cosplaying Clara or the Sugar Plum Fairy? She refers to one then the other. Does she think they are the same character?

You know what, don't answer that. I don't care.

I'm going to dispute something that someone said earlier about her having broad shoulders. She actually has narrow shoulders and a short neck. She looks wide because she has very fat upper arms. I am not saying that to be mean, it's just true. She has a lot of fat in her upper arms which makes her shoulders look round and wide. Her short neck further gives the impression of roundness. If her shoulders were really wide, it would mean her bone structure was wide, and her shoulders would look bonier and her arms would hang straight. You'd also see more of her collarbones. The reason you can see her collarbones at all is because she strains unnaturally to show them.

No. 862817

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>>862776 You're right. Her shoulders lack any definition or muscle, but they're oddly sloped and narrow. She's got a stump neck to match her stump legs, and her arms look like they were stolen from the Michelin man. Her torso is really wide and short though, she's barrel chested too and it just emphasizes how off her proportions are. Then there's the question of what happened to her waist - it doesn't exist because it's the same size as her hips. If she was taller and thinner, all of this would probably be less noticeable but she's like 4ft8in right? It could be endocrine thing but her mom isn't much taller, although I don't think she's considered a legal dwarf like Lillee. That sugar plumb fairy dance she did at the end is just the same 3 moves she always does, I think it's because she's got issues with her gross motor skills. She couldn't even do the most basic things when she was doing the live with the Beckford Bar guy, and if you remember her "dancing" on TikTok, she did a duet that should've been simple but she couldn't follow it or execute it. Everything about Lillee is abnormal.

Speaking of abnormal, someone may want to let her know she's pre-diabetic again. We all know she abuses the white balance to hell and back, but it's clear she's got acanthosis nigricans under her arms. That's not a shadow. If it's noticeable with her white balance turned up all the way, then I shudder to think about what it looks like in person.

No. 862857

Has Lillee not flexed an ugly doll or other gifts on IG this year? Maybe the Trueman house couldn’t afford Christmas gifts.

No. 862867

>>862857
Maybe they decided it would be wiser to save it for the rent?

Kek no. Just kidding.

No. 862869

File: 1640537683997.png (101.14 KB, 720x808, ewww.png)

Her mother writes these

No. 862876

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her bitmoji is terrifying lol

No. 862877

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No. 862888

>Her mother writes these

Kek, it's actually hilarious that you commented this because I often look through the comments when I'm doing a green text or recap of her videos - and you're correct - this is def her and her mom. 98% of her YT comments come from accounts that only comment on her channel. The other 2% is the random engagement pod people and pradips. Her bots can't comment, so her and Laur write a bunch of shit on sock accounts to "up" her non-existent engagement. You can tell because they're either loaded with commas, grammatical errors, or goblinese that makes no sense. They've been caught dead-to-rights running sock accounts but still haven't learned how to disguise their writing because they're too stupid to function.

What the fuck does "What a little amouze (sic) bouche we can have?" mean? I'm assuming she means amuse bouche, but that still makes absolutely no sense. For some unknown reason, they're obsessed with anything that's French (I'm guessing they think it's the epitome of class) and yet they butcher the language and the culture. Im amazed that they've lived this long honestly, with how stupid they are you would've thought that they'd accidentally won Darwin Awards years ago.

No. 862890

>>862876
I'm surprised it's not porcelain white and blonde kek.
The skin is pretty dusky though, so at least that's accurate.

No. 862893

>>862569
>She's so disingenuous throughout this whole thing, she can't relate to anyone so she tries to fake a connection and it shows.

Needless to say that is the case in all her interviews. I'd even say this is true with her mom because they both fake a kind of professional relationship that isn't really there. No doubt they share laughs irl but because of previous clips they've put out (and deleted) it is clear Laur is her slave, and because lj knows Laur worships her, she can boss her around and speak to her in a disrespectful way.

In all her "interviews", it's all the same. She is more concerned about how she looks on camera, she doesn't really understand what her guest is saying when they go even a mm below the superficial. She doesn't understand many human experiences so her reactions are cartoonish. Her extreme lack of vocabulary is evident.

The main thing that stands out is her complete lack of critical thinking. There are many ways to hone that skill, but one way that most people learn it in the US at least, is from higher education. If you go to a decent high school (which Bayside HS is) you learn it usually through reading essays and analyzing literature. Then you hone it in college. She did none of that. She doesn't have the curiosity to delve deeper into what her guests have to say, and ask questions. (Laur made sure of that because the more lj has life expanding experiences and education would mean she would leave her and she does not want that.) And even if she did have the curiosity (she doesn't, unless it's about her), she can't articulate it because she doesn't know how to form intelligent logical sentences. This is not to be mean. It's just evident in the way she speaks. Articulate people with decent college level vocabulary don't finish their sentences with flailing hands or ridiculously cartoonish facial expressions.

No. 862894

>>862869
Those comments are so cringe and scream emotional incest.
>>862888
Could it be Laur mistake "amouze (kek) bouche" with amusement? In like "we could have so much fun together"?

No. 862900

Holy crap, Lillee did an new interview that isn't hosted on Medium and the questions are borderline incomprehensible

https://learntoday.news/lillee-jean-on-how-we-need-to-redefine-success/

"Thank you for making time to go to with us in regards to the subject of our time. Our readers want to get to know you a bit higher. Can you please inform us about one or two life experiences that the majority formed who you’re at the moment?"

Did they run out of medium money? What gutter did they find this site in?

No. 862902

>>862900
Quantity, not quality, is what they chase.

No. 862922

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>>862900
What the… Why do her responses read like the interviewer ran them through Google translate to their own language, then translated back to English?

No. 862923

>>862922
Possibly Lillee has used this reply before but knows we know she’s reusing old bits from different articles. My guess is she’s running through one of those AI’s that rewrites sentences in a different way hence why it’s nonsensical and as you said looks like it’s been run through Google translate a few times.

Lillee once again choosing the lazy route.

No. 862924

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>>862900
I googled that article and it's on other fishy websites.

No. 862925

>>862922
It's pretty much the same on every website, but they swap out words. For example, here's that same exact paragraph from anon's screenshot but on Learn Today and Thrive Global.

On Learn Today:
>Having my very own enterprise has at all times been my dream. Even once I was youthful, I believed that I might someday work for myself, however I had no thought what it could be. My first time experimenting with cease movement pictures and posting it on my weblog was enjoyable, and I beloved the suggestions I obtained from my pals. As I grew older, I started watching youtube movies, significantly the make-up tutorials. I beloved watching how folks blended their methods and expertise, and following their growth fascinated me. Having determined I need to do it myself, I began to add my very own make-up tutorials. The relaxation, as they are saying, is historical past. I discovered the artistry of make-up to be extraordinary and the remaining simply adopted as I ‘grew up” within the business.

On Thrive Global:
>Having my own business has always been my dream. Even when I was younger, I thought that I would one day work for myself, but I had no idea what it would be. My first time experimenting with stop motion photography and posting it on my blog was fun, and I loved the feedback I received from my friends. As I grew older, I began watching youtube videos, particularly the makeup tutorials. I loved watching how people blended their techniques and skills, and following their development fascinated me. Having decided I want to do it myself, I started to upload my own makeup tutorials. The rest, as they say, is history. I found the artistry of makeup to be extraordinary and the rest just followed as I ‘grew up” in the industry.

>>862923
>My guess is she’s running through one of those AI’s that rewrites sentences in a different way.
I think you're right. The writers of the articles might even be the ones changing everything, Learn Today's sounds nothing like Lillee, when does she say folks and pals? For once someone is editing Lillee's writing, but it's just to make their shitty article different from the other websites. The other websites might even be ran by the same people, wouldn't surprise me.

No. 862926

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>>862857
If she got any presents she'd probably post them on her IG story, which she usually shares somewhere else too because she's that lazy with content. Speaking of her IG stories, heres some of her recents. They're always so bizarre and not what you'd see from someone with 1 million followers. Lillee, this is the types of random shit you'd send friends. She has no friends to send this shit to and thinks anyone is interested in her fingering her blanket or warped keyboard cover.

No. 862954

>>862922
I can't read any of her articles they make me feel like I've had a stroke. With how poorly written they are and how the answers have nothing to do with the topic. Making all parties involved look seriously uneducated.

>>862926
Maybe she is trying not to flex and be humble? Or did she get anything as she got everything for Hanukkah?

No. 862996

>>862954

I'm pretty positive they don't actually celebrate Hanukkah. Lillee's never posted a picture of a menorah, she just puts tacky stickers up over her christmas displays. This year she called her christmas tree her "Hanukkah Bush". She reposted the same tree at christmas.

No. 863006

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Picrel is from yesterday’s ig stories

I find it both hilarious and infuriating that Laur has CNN on all day

No. 863027

>>863006
I'm sure that Laur and Lillee think the pandemic is the best thing that has ever happened. They love to keep talking about how bad it is and how Lillee is unable to ''attend events'' because of it, as if she ever has been invited to anything that wasn't paid for

No. 863061

>>863027
that's all these two would be doing if they weren't obsessed with this efame, gawking at the tv.

No. 863095

>>862926
Wtf why would she drop the whole tea bag in the cup? You can see the paper tag just chilling in her tea.

No. 863096

>>863095
Because she’s retarded, anon.

No. 863100

>>862924
>>862900
That's why I think she still believes fame and wealth is just arround the corner.
Some anons think she'd be perfectly happy if nobody was talking about her and living in her fake famous world with Laur.
But the fact she keeps buying articles proves otherwise.

No. 863103

She posted a 2 hour long rewind video. Who the hell would watch that? Most othe videos that are that long are lives where the person does something in real time and is actually interesting. Not just posting a shitty rehash. Plus rewinds are normally nit very long and have short snappy clips to make people interested. She keeps trying things that should work but falls short all the time due to her belief that she knows better and her desperate need to be the not like other girls, girl. Which anyone with two brain cells knows is a very anti female stance. So many people have told her or tried to help her and if she fully listened instead of doing it her way she would have actually gotten somewhere and while not having the fantasy life she dreams about would have at least a pretty decent one.

So I'll say it for the last time. LJ and Laur. Own up to everything and apologise for past mistakes and abhorrent comments on race etc. Take advice instead of screaming jealous bully's. Not everyone who said something was being mean and if you had taken the advice you could have made contacts and had collabs based around the advice etc. And could have grew a real following who would have supported you. Instead you chose the victim route and isolated yourselves and have no doubt gotten blacklisted all over the place. I know this will fall on deaf ears as you can't take responsibility for anything which if your serious about growing a "brand" you are going to have to do. As its your fault as the owner/ceo to take full responsibility for any issue that comes up.

No. 863182

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No. 863185

>>863182
More like collection is cramped into a corner with no real organisation to it what-so-ever also not a Lillee bash but a Doll bash… wtf is with those horrible gaudy earrings and ott lashes? That's a real downgrade to the quality of the usual Disney LE dolls

No. 863188

>>863182
If there was any shadow of a doubt that the goblins lurk here, it is well and truely gone now. Not one day after we wonder why she isn't flexing her xmas gifts, she spams her insta stories with dolls, makeup, and scented candles.
What a sad, sad existence constantly trying to please a group of people who don't and will never like you.

No. 863193

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why does she use filters on stupid pictures like these, and why does she exclusively use the “blond hair” and “work flow” filters? kek, who does she think she’s fooling

No. 863198

>>863193
kek those arent even nice collectors dolls just cheap plastic walmart toys

No. 863202

>>863188

I was thinking the same thing. Why else post several days after christmas? Not that she tried very hard. There's NO wrapping paper or wrapped presents in the background–just positioned with the tree visible so it looks like she got something, anything for christmas.

Wonder if she screeched at Laur to go to walgreens and buy her an elsa and some discount candles STAT.

No. 863224

>>863198 she's more of a hoarder than a collector

No. 863230

>>863198
Probably clearance priced because it’s a holiday doll and Laur didn’t buy it until after Christmas kek. Sad they spent all their money on a lawyer to issue useless DMCAs and fill in the blank medium articles and now Laur can’t even afford the 20 bucks for a full priced doll. I’m sure they’ll blame it on covid.

No. 863234

File: 1640880635097.png (647.01 KB, 1100x1584, dmca 1.png)

"Lillee Jean Beauty Inc" DMCAd one of CreepShow's thumbnails.
>PHOTOGRAPH OF ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD
>STOLEN FROM MY PRIVATE ACCOUNT BY A PEDOPHILE
What she tried to link as an original url is on Laur's IG, her private fucking IG kek. Who's going to tell them it doesn't matter that it was from a private account and that Lillee was a child? And Laur, there are hundreds of pictures of Lillee as a minor online. The only pedophile I see is Laur who let Lillee upload creepy pictures that are still up online.

No. 863235

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More complaints for the same image.

No. 863236

>>863234
It never ceases to amaze me how dumb Laur is. If she's aware there are paedophiles on the internet why upload pics of underage Lillee online in the first place? I know it's too late now but honestly? I'm surprised she hasn't erased them all to stop this from happening.

Then again as long as they're online she'll always have the "Kiddy-fiddlers are oggling my child!" card to fall back on so I suppose not deleting them from the internet will always fall in her favour.

No. 863237

>>863234
woof. no one's getting off to that picture no matter how hard laur wants it to happen, the fucking freak.

No. 863238

>>863234
>Huge potato nose, weird face, wrinkled skin, yellow teeth, creepy smile, looks a very ugly 48 years old crazy woman
>ITS MUA PIC AS A CHILD U PEDOFILZ

Jeeez Lillee…

No. 863240

>>863234 this is one of the scariest pictures of Lillee. You just can see that her brain is not normal through her eyes.

No. 863247

>>863240 Agreed. Reminds me of that gif where Laur is trying to stuff her goblin child's fat rolls into that seashell bra and Lillee is squealing like a hog. There was just something so off about her facial expression and hand movements. This picture is no different, and if you cover the left side of the pic with your hand and then repeat with the right side, it looks like 2 different pictures edited together - only it's not. She always looks deranged, but this picture really emphasizes that "the lights are on but nobody's home".

No. 863253

>>863236
Of course she's not really concerned about paedos. She's just weaponizing the accusation of paedophilia. If she was really concerned about that she would have done everything to protect her minor child's privacy. If you watch one of Diane's videos where she talks about Laur putting out alarming suggestive photos of her minor daughter, Diane actually shows more concern and motherly protection towards lj by blurring out the suggestive bits.

No. 863255

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[Insert "healthy eating" pic here]

No. 863256

>>863253

Just like how she's tried to weaponize antisemitism and panphobia.

Despite not actually being pan and clearly being only a small fraction Jewish and in no way practicing.

No. 863257

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>>863253
Laur, tell us more about pedos

No. 863258

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This is an old one but it’s good enough to be the next thread pic

No. 863259

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She got this product in the mail and when I googled the brand the first result was a brand for horse stuff

No. 863261

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Lillee at trying to convince us that she totally got Christmas presents kek. Also of course it's Emily in Paris themed so everyone knows that her beau got it for her kek

No. 863263

>>863259
Welp, that's another brand to avoid. Basically anyone who knowingly wants to do anything with her means they cannot be a brand with genuine integrity.

No. 863266

>>863255
Why do so many of her meals look dry?

No. 863267

>>863261
>>863263
The Emily in Paris set is from Lancôme kek

No. 863272

>>863257
>>863258
If you said these were deleted scenes from Gummo I would have believed you.

No. 863273

>>863266

She's either not actually eating them or she takes the pics before she smothers them in ranch.

No. 863284

>>863255 why is it blue? it's a paper or a dyed salad? so weird

No. 863285

>>863272
Kek anon this got me good.

No. 863286

>>863284
Nonnie.. it's a filter

No. 863290

>>863286
NAYRT but why would anyone filter a food picture?
Also kek at her using a real fork.

No. 863291

File: 1640950032913.png (224.93 KB, 1088x1486, thecrazybunch.png)

Lillee is DMCAing images multiple times…again. >>859792 She's DMCAd the crazy bunch before and this time is claiming the picture is hers "TAKEN FROM MY WEBSITE WITHOUT PERMISSION". How dare she, Lillee is trying to claim anon's beautiful edits as her own. Last I checked the page on her site she linked was dated 2018 too, is Lille also a time traveler?

No. 863292

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>>863290
Ask Lillee, she's the one using it

No. 863308

>>863257
She looks like she could have been cute in an alternate reality in the last picture… Where most of her face is covered up

No. 863318

>>863257
Laur am pretty sure if anyone is the paedophile it's you. Imagine taking or posting pictures of your child like this. It's gross on so many levels and if the police were involved it would be you in trouble.

Pretty sure Laur keeps LJ away from other people so she will never find out how deeply disturbing their relationship is.

No. 863332

>>863258

Kek, this picture is far worse than any embarrassing edit/screengrab I've ever seen and they posted it themselves. Really showcases her in her hammy, weak-jawed, psycho-eyed, potato-nosed glory. What a dog, sheesh

No. 863333

>>863318

>Pretty sure Laur keeps LJ away from other people so she will never find out how deeply disturbing their relationship is.


Of course! Also why she let her quit school and get "home schooling". If she let her daughter get a proper education, she might learn about the wider world and leave her. Insulating her from people, keeping her from developing healthy friendships and relationships, and keeping her uneducated is how she is keeping her basically tethered to her. Sad and sick.

No. 863335

>>863258
This kid really needs to practice her facial expressions in a mirror or smth; this is clearly meant to be a "pouty" cutesy look but it's more like a look of horror. Unless the question that LJ asked that Laur said "no" to was "Mommy, please stop waving around Daddy's still-beating heart"

No. 863338

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No. 863341

>>863338
so more shoes not to wear to anything. but hey, as long as the fetishists give views. She has NO business giving talks to children.

No. 863391

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Happy New Year anons

No. 863394

>>863391
arm so short
short short arm

No. 863395

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Like a deer in headlights.

No. 863396

>>863391 Even with shoes on this dress would be dragging on the floor. She's so incredibly lazy, she doesn't do her hair, accessorize, put on shoes or even bother to buy a proper fitting dress. I'm guessing she won't get it hemmed because then they wouldn't be able to return it. She loves to claim that she works super hard but she does the bare minimum and expects to become famous from it.

No. 863397

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Her neck in this is killing me. These look like prom photos inspired by the last photos of Regina Walters.

No. 863398

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2 more photos because oh my god, what the fuck are these ones? She looks like Amy Schumer in that last one and it gives me the vibes of those creepy minor pictures >>863257

No. 863399

>>863391
one of her laziest looks yet. Where to start? Unbrushed and likely unwashed hair, no accessories, no shapewear, an unhemmed dress shes drowning in (why does she have the straps like that??). No interesting posing or background for the shot either and a deer in headlights expression complete with obvious sucking her cheeks in to give the illusion of cheekbones (still refuses to use blush and contour for some reason). The only thing I can compliment her on is that shes not completely bugging her eyes out and her eye and lip makeup is somewhat flattering. But it baffles me how she and Laur think she has any chance of being famous with the lack of effort or intrigue thats put into her lewks. Like why bother? Is she just continuing at this point bc it would be embarrassing to stop and prove the boolies right or do they actually believe that fame is just around the corner?

No. 863411

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What the fuck is going on with the floors in the attic?

No. 863412

>>863399
She doesn't bother because she doesn't actually have anywhere to go. You're right - she's just doing it just to do it. This isn't actually fun for her. Just slap on some makeup (she doesn't want to be a makeup guru anyway - it's just a stopgap to bigger and better things, remember) and put on some dress only to return it after laurs done taking photos. It's all very sad.

No. 863413

>>863397

Did she buy the dress on wish? The quality looks like shit and the hems look uneven as fuck

She was probably scammed by some Chinese company on Amazon

No. 863415

>>863411
The insane amount of facetune broke the floor keks.
On the other pix, one arm is bigger than the other.

>>863399
>why does she have the straps like that??
Anon, I think her torso is so weird she can't have the straps on her shoulder. She's short but yet has to wear the dress lower than how it is supposed to fit, due to her gobliness body features.

No. 863416

>>863415

I think SHE thinks off the shoulder is sexy. She's constantly yanking shirts and sweaters that could fit normally down her shoulders like this as well.

No. 863429

>>863391
She looks like a sex trafficking victim

No. 863430

>>863397
both her arms look so fucked up. This is her laziest photoshop in a while.

No. 863433

File: 1641160385000.jpeg (544.42 KB, 828x1473, 0A317B7C-9058-443D-9738-1CE6B6…)

Love the visible dry shampoo residue

No. 863434

>>863433
you know it smell crazy in there

No. 863452

File: 1641178155031.png (191.59 KB, 252x644, kek.png)

>>863397
LOl it's supposed to look like this. Note the straps

No. 863460

>>863391
Looks like a dated mother of the bride dress.

No. 863463

>>863452
It's not that good looking on the model

No. 863476

>>863397
>>863452

Ah, it's another rent the runway disaster.
She paid 70 dollars for this why didn't she get it in a petite size?


https://www.renttherunway.com/shop/designers/dress_the_population/anabel_sequin_gown#reviews-partial

No. 863487

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No. 863488

File: 1641223762861.png (2 MB, 1628x2576, reallifejeaniez.png)

>>863487

There had been some tinfoil upthread that this was one of Laur's sock accounts, but after taking a look at the age of the account and the list of their subscriptions, it appears that this is just one of Lillee's handful of disgusting coomer "fans" (so devoted to her, but he can't even be bothered to spell her name correctly.) Literally an incel. maybe even a pedo, considering the only three female youtubers he subscribes to are clearly his fap fodder, and one of them is a woman who frequently post videos featuring her very young child.

No. 863489

File: 1641224416067.png (1.21 MB, 960x1132, lillee jean hair.png)

Why is this video 40 minutes long? I skimmed a bit through it, as per usual her hair is sad and greasy and she can't style it right. Nothing wrong with getting mommy to help you with your hair Lillee.
>I know the supply chain is really not good right now but these are really good!I can see why some of you guys were asking.
She's talking about those jumbo #1change4change cotton rounds she uses, no one is asking Lillee. Also she folds it in half and only uses one side to apply toner.

>>863488
Sounds like he's your type Lillee, he's like the real life version of Pheepy!

No. 863513

>>863487
>Finally get to see those sexy toes lol

Lillee's constant pandering to footfags is finally paying off

No. 863521

File: 1641247958671.png (355.39 KB, 502x895, Screenshot_3.png)

Are brands really still falling for her scam or is she just lying? Gotta love that impossibly small to read text under affiliate link.

No. 863522

>>863476
Because she's only "petite" in stature, kek. The dress would be as wide as it was long

No. 863532

>>863521
a lot of these insta "brands" are just chinese crap.

No. 863540

>>863487
Maybe a troll, or a pedo, or herself
>>863488
looks like an old men, or maybe she suscribed to things she knows that are for men

No. 863545

>>863532
the brand seems legit, she probably just applied to be a part of their affiliate program, https://oseamalibu.com/pages/affiliates

Either Osea marketing managers don't screen their applicants very thoroughly or they actually fell for the 2k+ spam comments on Lillee's IG and think she has any authentic engagement.

Either way, they will drop her in a month or two when they track the sales and realize that zero people have bought products through her affiliate link.

No. 863605

>>863545
no, the brand is 'legit' but the product is going to be some wholesale shit with their packaging. most of these insta makeup and beauty brands are just using cheap wholesalers and are all the same base products.

No. 863795

File: 1641510919470.jpeg (475 KB, 581x1043, CEDF4481-CE46-4E81-A33D-204FD8…)

Lillee, it’s ok to use a bit of salad dressing

No. 863797

>>863795
What kind of absolute psychopath eats plain, dry lettuce? Not even a bit of olive oil or balsamic or even anything else flavorful?

It's like the goblins are literally from another planet and are trying to fit in by wearing human skin suits. The could ALMOST be human but there's just enough off to push it into the realm of the uncanny valley

No. 863807

>>863795
>>863797

She probably smothered it in dressing after taking the picture. Lillee is obsessed with showing how healthy she lives and eats, but she's clearly overweight and you don't get to her size by eating dry-ass salads all day.

No. 863811

>>863795
>>863807

The (il)logic here is that if you just post photos of food you pretend to eat all the time, you can fool people int thinking that you are slim and healthy. It's like thinking that if you buy 1 mil followers/views/likes/fans/whatever then you can fool people and companies into thinking you are a a celebrity. The problem with the salad thing is that posting photos of salads is not what makes you toned, healthy, and slim. You actually have to do the work, and we all know how she feels about work. Anyway, these photos are in response to the posts here about her awful weird pasta tofu dish and all the photos of pizza and Chinese food, maple syrup on pancakes, etc. That's all it is. We know it, she knows it. It has nothing to do with promoting an honestly healthy lifestyle or clean eating. These are just sad knee jerk reactions to what she reads here. It's very boring.

No. 863825

>>863811
It's not even healthy. It's 95% iceberg lettuce (no nutritional value) and a few scraped tomato peels. To note, that fork is clean.

No. 863826

>>863825
It's the sad, 1 ounce side salad included with their "Family Meal" order of 2 XL pizzas and family size bread sticks. Zoomed in closely so you think there's more to it. Why waste the dressing on the leaves when you can just dip your pizza in ranch dressing?

No. 863841

>>863825
Of course! It's HER idea of what healthy eating is.

>>863826
Exactly nonnie!

No. 863872


No. 863873

>>863872
Bitch wearing three masks and complains she “can’t breathe”.

No. 863875

File: 1641588006454.jpeg (218.92 KB, 483x500, 8B5E3ABD-F63E-46C1-89EB-2660A4…)

What the fuck

No. 863876

>>863875
Spoiler that shit would you?

No. 863877

>>863873
Well, she DID equate herself to George Floyd so…

No. 863880

>>863875
Christ alive what a hot fucking mess!
Any dentists on here give their professional opinion? Because to the untrained eye it looks as though her teeth are rotten before they've even erupted from the gums!

Her whole mouth is a mess. What the hell is going on on the roof of her mouth where it looks like a loose flap hanging down? Why? She's always crying about boolying and doxxing and yet she's the one posting so much of herself that we intimately know what the inside of her mouth looks like!

No. 863883

File: 1641590268514.png (608.05 KB, 718x716, teeth1.png)

Left is October 12th, right is December 9th.
>Ever since this happened I've been really into teeth now, I'm like damn that's a really sexy tooth, that's a good tooth! You can see on the top right corner the separation which is movement. There's not that many links left.

>>863875
To add to this, from her words
>The top (photo) is 20 minutes after it was done. I had about 4 inches thick of gum tissue normally it's only 2 inches thick, that is why I was having so much pain so they removed that. Within 3 hours you could see the tooth was very visible. Now it's scabbing which is really good, I'm healing really awesome.

No. 863884

File: 1641590569638.png (859.47 KB, 995x717, teeth2.png)

>This side has had the most notable improvement. If you look at the insicor tooth you can see that moved alot. I got some sexy canine teeth I don't know maybe I'm mavis.
Laur and Earl are fucking sick, Lillee going through all this pain and surgery now when it's obvious Lillee has had dental problems for years. It's one of the few things that makes me pity Lillee. They also instilled that attitude in Lillee that she's perfect, she doesn't need to change, any criticism the bullies point out is a lie and she needs to defy them by not doing anything to change.

No. 863885

>>863872

Some green texting on a Friday. Why the hell not. So much milk!

>Starts the video with her sitting in the driver's seat.

This is clearly to flex that she is independent enough to drive herself around but no one is fooled. Despite all the photos and videos of her sitting in the driver's seat or coming out of the driver's seat, we all know Laur is her chauffeur.

>Theo in multiple shots makes it clear he does NOT want her coming near him.

Can you blame the cat? God forbid it develops mouth cancer or gets sick in a different way. In that household spending on unnecessary makeup takes priority over much needed veterinary care.

>Laur: "We'll be your servants. Don't worry. Or, he'll [Earl?] be your servant and I'm just… heh heh heh…"


>At 0:53: "Oh my god what assholes."

Is she referring to herself and her mother? Or someone who actually took a parking spot she thinks is entitled to only her? Unclear.

>Gets in the car, this time in the passenger seat.

All throughout, but particularly inside the car, the shots are worse than amateurish. They are out of focus, poorly edited, extreme closeups of her nostrils, and shaky. Maybe she thinks this is artistic but like her drawings, it is not.

>Also throughout, but mostly inside the car, she does this weird duckface the whole time to show how lusciously plump her lips are even without the overdrawing.

It looks ridiculous and cringey. Very forced. Her upper lip especially is very thin so along with the overbite, it looks so unnatural.

>At 1:29, mommy is having a flashback!

Don't want to know.

>Laur says lj is "extremely smart". lj talking about how she went back to sleep and woke up at a time the rest of us who have jobs can't sleep until.


>Lots of casual cursing between mother and daughter. Laur probably thinks she's being a cool mom. It just comes off as trashy.

As a Queens kid, I can tell you with authority, these people are really the dregs of Queens natives. Please do not think all of Queens is like them.

>At around 4:00, weirdly blurry footage (why even bother) where you can't make anything out, but the point of that segment is a very deliberate talk between them about editors working for them and their disdain for anyone who won't prioritize their project.

Something to that effect. Can't care less about what they're referring to, but it's basically to flex how they have people working for them or whatever.

>Post surgery blah blah blah.

I'll let dental anons go into detail. Personally, the teeth crap is the least interesting.

>Theo runs away from the person speaking to him in the high pitched baby talk.

Theo, you are one smart kitty.

>Mashed potatoes from a mix. Peas from a can.

This grown woman who is almost 21 has her mother cook her mashed potatoes and peas. Forget that mashed potatoes is the easiest thing to make using real boiled potatoes and some milk and butter. And that frozen peas taste so much fresher and has more nutrients. This grown ass woman cannot be bothered to open a packet of potato granules and a can of peas and mush them up together herself. But yeah, keep posting those closeups of undressed lettuce.

>Laur wanted to go in and be with her adult daughter as she had oral surgery but couldn't because of something about glasses.

This helicoptering really isn't healthy you guys.

>Shots of canned peas mushed into fake mashed potatoes. Followed by ice cream. Is that Earl's voice in the background?


>Her teeth are sexy has hell.

So… is she now pandering to dental fetishists as well?

>At 11:20 VERY deliberate butt shot.

Pauses to bend over to make sure Pradip - I mean, Pheepy - got a really good look.

>More disgusting shots of food, nostrils, greasy hair. Every time she takes a sip of tea, she rinses her mouth with it, swishing it around before swallowing. Personally, this is the most disgusting.

More of Earl talking in the background. More trashy casual family cursing.


This is the stuff of nightmares, folks. Wish I could rinse out my brain after watching that.

No. 863886

File: 1641590899084.gif (6.28 MB, 762x633, lil dentist.gif)

>>863872
>Lillee Jean's recent braces vlog features her before laser surgery, as well as during, and aftercare journey. She recently, palatally, had her gums lasered, to ensure the impacted canine teeth have an easier "tunnel" to push through. The vlog is visual, with videography, and pictures, that speak for themselves.
Well yeah the vlog is visual Lillee, do you know what a fucking vlog is?

>>863873
I have never known anyone who wears 3 masks. We usually see Lillee with just 2, she probbaly added that extra useless one because we've talked about how transparently she actually doesn't give a fuck about covid. She complains about not being able to breath so much, it's because you're wearing 3 fucking masks Lillee. At this point just get a bubble.

At 3:47 there's clips that picks up mid conversation between Laur and Lillee, no context to what they're talking about and it's chopped up.
>The editing is so important, I need to be in touch with that and for that editor they need an assistant editor to recheck that. Because they can't not be reachable and then they have this fucking film and you can't even look at it. Because "Oh I'm sorry I have other projects", like are you kidding me?
>Well that's also where Luke would be very useful going forward.
>Alot of people they get so overwhelmed by the concept. As long as you know you need an assistant in this an editor there someone to videographer there, as long as you know the rules and how to do it.
What is our girlboss talking about now kek? Something to do with her bullying documentary? If it has nothing to do with Lillee's shit then that was useless to put in, just padding out her video with boring conversations that if they do have to do with Lillee, make her seem like a bratty child.

No. 863889

The details of her abusing the food on her plate, "drinking" and chewing…. is so damn creepy and vomit inducing (when i saw how she rinsed her moouth with her drink i had to go get some fresh air). She really has nothing interresting in her life so she has to film this?! all the time?! i wouldn't care if she was eating normally and normal looking food but she eats the food i give to my pigs. I remember the saying You are what you eat, and this bitch really be like mashed potato with frozen peas mushed and squished making the worst sounds that are just as punchable as her fakeass voice. DISGUSTANG!

No. 863909

>>863873
why is she wearing 3 masks??? is she so stupid that she 3 years into the pandemic still hasn't realized that the point of masks isn't to protect her from getting covid but to protect other people from getting infected by her.

No. 863911

>>863872
good god does laur ever just stfu

No. 863922

>>863909
>why is she wearing 3 masks???

Rather than be truthful and realistic about covid, she likes to spin it like that is the reason she isn't invited to events or go anywhere. It's just really convenient for her. She got vaccinated so she's basically protected from getting so sick to the point of being on a ventilator or dying. I don't know anyone who has been vaccinated and wears 3 masks. It's not about protecting the immunocompromised or very young children. It's just the narrative she likes to tell because she thinks it excuses her from having a normal social life and acting like an adult.

No. 863927

File: 1641618622322.png (3.43 MB, 1914x1682, .png)

jesus christ, the state of her mouth. even when (if, really) her canines come into place, she's going to look bizarre because of how tiny her outer incisors are. her genes are genuinely poisoned. never seen such a categorically terrible looking human being.

also love that during the vlog you can see laur is making her a mix of instant mashed potatoes and canned peas. not one person in this household is employed and they can't manage to get off their lazy asses to make mash from scratch? the fuck?

No. 863928

Ugh what a drag!! I can't believe lara Millie Jean is SUCH an asshole how fucking disgusting!! i need some help to handle this

No. 863929

>>863927
Maybe that's all they had at the community food pantry.

No. 863930

>>863927
How many days of not washing does it take to accumulate that much dirt under your nails? Wears 3 masks but doesn't practice decent hygiene?

No. 863931

It’s probably going to take another couple of years to get her canines in place. Her mouth is such a disaster and Laur is a terrible mother

No. 863932

File: 1641622303920.gif (7.48 MB, 600x928, 715A0542-868D-4415-B4D7-3438A4…)

Does she not know how to use resistance bands? Kek

No. 863933

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No. 863934

>>863931
It's just another way for her to gaslight her daughter and keep her close and dependent on her. After all, she will always need her chauffeur mother to take her to the dentist.

No. 863937

>>863875

Why is the roof of her mouth a sickly grey and would it kill her to wax her upper lip jfc

No. 863957

>>863927
I can’t wait to see how her smile looks with mostly corn teeth and two shiny new incisors lol

No. 863962

File: 1641659930153.jpeg (150.67 KB, 750x1076, 3C35882D-7377-4807-BDD3-1F8B65…)

She’s being posted again in beautyguruchatter on reddit lol

No. 863964

I seriously wonder how this family manages to live in a huge house in Queens, order takeout, have pets and own a car. None of the three has any resourceful income. I'm not from the US, but not even the poorest people in Germany can maintain this standard of living.

No. 863968

>>863962
I predict a DMCA takedown in less than 24 hours

>>863964
We already know that Laur's business has failed several times, she doesn't pay taxes and has lots of debt. The truemans are grifters and are not above scamming both government and people.

I'm sure Laur has lots of credit cards not only in her name but in Lillee and Earl's too.

No. 863969

File: 1641663484238.png (500.22 KB, 828x1792, 58E9721E-96AF-46FE-A584-13A2A1…)

All of the accounts that made these posts have been deleted

No. 863970

>>863964
Both of her cats are obese so they’re probably feeding them the cheapest food possible

No. 863974

>>863968
do we not think Earl gets Social Security?

No. 863976

>>863974
I'm sure both Earl and Lillee receive benefits.

No. 863981

File: 1641666696607.png (1.11 MB, 1478x2920, ashy.png)

So there was a post on r/BGCr yesterday mentioning LJ :
https://reddit.com/r/BeautyGuruChatter/comments/rydys3/i_watched_this_deep_dive_about_tiktok_they_said/

The post itself didn't present anything new about the attic goblins, but there was one interesting thing about it. Nearly every comment was either warning OP that they were in danger of attracting Laur's wrath or expressing surprise that the eyeball queen was still around after she got exposed for fakery…except from one lone positive response from an account that was created less than 24 hours ago.
https://reddit.com/user/ash_fairii

picrel is the entirety of the account's activity so far. Support for Lillee, ridiculous self-hating, anti-black race bait, and sausages. Looks like Shaniqua 2.0.

No. 863984

File: 1641671793684.gif (22.83 KB, 600x480, 79a.gif)

>>863981
>Europeans were very daring and adventurous more than other ethnic groups I daresay

No. 863986

>>863981
Ah yes, the classic "compare the black community to crabs in a bucket" trope that isn't at all overused by racists online

No. 863995

>>863981
She writes in a coherent fashion and even allows that LJ made some mistakes, however minor, so it can't be Lillee or Laur.

No. 863997

>>863995

you do have a point, anon. the writing style is more grammatical/coherent than anything the truemans usually post, subject matter notwithstanding. the fact that someone created a reddit account shortly after the LJ post and their first stop before heading to white knight for queen lillee was to go shitting on black people unprovoked is very weird and laur-esque, though.

whoever it is, i really doubt that they are black, unless they have internalized unfortunate ideas about themselves. it might just be some bored kid trolling.

No. 863998

>>863995
My bet is on that strange “photographer” from pull who namefagged here and let her kids watch lillee’ channel. Don’t remember the name or which thread it was on though, but I remember seeing her same user (robin preston or something?) act supportive in lj’s yt comment section even after having posted here. Just bizarre.

No. 864003

File: 1641694544254.png (1.89 MB, 656x2352, FF02FA5A-1DC3-4A1F-AE66-5F75CC…)

Lillee got new Coach frames

No. 864007

>>863969
The Deep_Peanut_5025 account was suspended. No idea why, the account could have been counted as spam perhaps? Or maybe she went on a reporting spree of all the people in the BGC thread and was suspended for false reports. The LilleeJean account, Independent-Carpet96 and OkAide9289 (2 sock accounts that commented on LJs posts) aren't suspended however.

>>863962
Lillee's probably reading that thread and being disappointed there's no one really cyberbullying her and they're all being tame. She wants to be able to say reddit is evil when in reality no one gives a fuck about her there.

>>863964
>huge house
Isn't the house not actually that big? I recall it being a duplex so the Truemans only live in one part of the house, that kitchen is fucking tiny. An actual trailerhome would fit their lifestyle better. As for the cats, they just buy the cheapest shit that's the bare minimum for having a cat and call it a day. Doubt they even take them to the vets. They probably got their cats from a cheap or even free place like craigslist.

No. 864018

>>864003
Huh, I'll believe it when I see the coach logo on the glasses themselves. Lots of optometrists will give you a free brand name case if you just ask

No. 864022

File: 1641714007426.jpg (183.33 KB, 1280x1920, 271601700_493995435420284_1037…)

The fuck is happening with that shoe

No. 864023

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No. 864025

File: 1641720569663.jpg (148.51 KB, 959x1247, Screenshot_20220109-012415_Ama…)

>>864018
They're Coach, but Coach isn't even "designer" designer when it comes to glasses. They're free-with-VSP tier as far as I can tell. Just more what-poor-people-think- successful-people-buy nonsense from thaeyeballqueen. Sorry poor.

No. 864029

>>864003
she had a chance to finally buy some cool glasses and she chose the most grandma resebling ones again. I think we officially call her Antistylish at this point.

No. 864032

>>864003
as much as she and laur loves to screech about how she's just a kid, she really loves to dress like the 30+ segment

No. 864039

>>864025
>what-poor-people-think- successful-people-buy

Exactly. Some anons have said that the kind of fast fashion (that is most likely produced using highly abusive and unethical practices) she likes to buy, wear, then return are what poor people think are stylish and make her look cool. But the poor quality of these clothes are so evident, and the fit is terrible so it actually achieves the opposite of what she wants.

As for the glasses, they look almost identical to the first one. Hey, if that is what she likes, fine. The sad/ridiculous part is that she's flexing that they are Coach. As if that is impressive. I won't go into how Coach's brand prestige has fallen, which it has. It's the fact that she has no clue as to what is the latest in fashion and then flexes her ugly frames that look just like her old ones and brags that they are Coach. It's like her taste is the Paramus mall, but at the low end.

It's OK to like old granny glasses and dress in a poor person's idea of The Housewives of New Jersey. It's the silliness of genuinely thinking this is the height of sophistication.

Going back to the German anon's comment about how they can afford these things, as someone who grew up in Queens and knows the area where she lives, I can't quite understand how they can afford it either, although I can make an educated guess as to how they get their money when no one in that household works.

First of all the cats. It is easy to adopt cats for free from shelters. There are services that provide free spaying so they probably took advantage of that. They likely buy the cheapest cat food and kitty litter with coupons. As for veterinary care, they do not spend any money on that. They had a cat who I think has passed away by now that had mouth cancer and couldn't eat and they just let it suffer. Had they gone for regular vet checkups they would have detected it early, then followed up with treatment. But they don't take their animals to the vet. I have one dog and I take it for regular vet care. On top of that, he has had to get emergency care, which I did immediately, and that was a few thousands of $. If you are a responsible pet owner, German anon, I can see why you are baffled at how they could afford to keep these cats. But they do not take them to the vet. Hell, Laur didn't even take her child to the dentist until she was 20.

Where they live is actually a nicer part of Queens. It's very middle class, and not particularly poor. But my guess is that Earl has disability and they are living off that and some other government service. It's not a large home, but for NYC, even the outer boroughs, it is a decent size for a family of 3. The gov checks probably cover the car, gas, and insurance as well.

As for food, it doesn't look like anyone is going without meals. Yes, takeout is expensive. But it seems they supplement with neighborhood free food pantries? I also think they must get food stamps.

Here's where I am just as baffled. How they hell do they afford all that makeup, shoes, dolls, and other crap? My own opinion is that Laur inherited money from her parents. I believe her father is dead, but I don't know about her mother. Either way, lj is their only grandchild so they must have left her something. Don't know about Earl's side of the family but he's so old and I doubt he inherited anything from them anyway. The only think we know is that he drummed when he was a young man (NOT for the bands they claim he had) but as far as what his actual job was, who knows?

Laur and Earl never went to college so it's not like they ever had high paying jobs. We know Laur ran a scam antique/junk selling business but I don't know how much that supported/can support all the crap they buy. Anons have said lj buys used makeup, or sells her used makeup, so that's something as far as covering makeup costs go. But this does not seem to be a very money savvy family who knows how to save and invest well.

No. 864055

Looks like she's went on a insta blocking spree. No doubt blocking real fans in the process so she just gets her fake ones commenting. Tut tut.

No. 864058

>>864055
Definitely agree with this! Any account that doesn't look fake as hell and tries to interact with her she instantly blocks. Is there a way to track which accounts you've bought and which are actual people? Cause wow Lillee, I wouldn't think someone who's as "famous" as she says she is would have time to keep on top of all that. It's hilarious when she accuses people of spending all the time online judging her when it's clear as day that's exactly what she spends all day doing herself.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 864060

File: 1641752099639.jpeg (595.95 KB, 828x1358, 299D41B9-99F6-4726-99F1-E8E489…)

she looks scary here

No. 864061

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>>864055
It's interesting how she hashtags #newyorklife and #newyorkfashion but there is absolutely nothing New York about it. She likes to boast that she is a born and bred New Yorker, but nothing about her lifestyle says New York. She has zero interest in the arts, her taste in clothes is more suburban bargain outlet than New York fashion, and she participates in none of the social aspects of NY living. There are zero vlogs or photos about going to the latest bars or restaurants. The most "exotic" food she will tolerate is the local Chinese takeout, and she does not know even the most basic ingredients in the widest known Korean food, bibimbap.

She's proud of her black skinny jeans. Even I, an ancient decrepit old lady, know that skinny jeans are out. 90s boot cuts and baggy bleached jeans are in. For someone so young, and who thinks she knows about NY sophistication, she really puts out the opposite.

No. 864063

>>864060
She says the top is ruched but it just looks sloppy because it doesn't fit her properly. The deliberate ruching if there are any, gets lost in the wrinkles and bunching because although it's tight on her horizontally, because of her shortness, it doesn't fit vertically hence all the bunching. You can see how tight it is in the upper arms and yet the inner elbows and further down the sleeves they are bunched and wrinkled. Also, I don't think the design in the bust is actual ruching. It's a twist in the fabric - that's not what ruche is. Below the bust, it's a complete mess. Because this is a body suit rather than a top, she can't really pull the bottom down to make the top smooth. She's also wearing tight pants so there is no room for the crotch closure of the body suit to go, other than, well, there. So this is a very sloppy and unflattering outfit.

No. 864066

>>864039 There was no money left to Laur or Lillee when Laur's dad died. That's how Laur got into selling a bunch of dilapidated used shit that nobody wanted "antiques", he was a hoarder that left Laur's mom destitute when he passed. She says as much in her own Facebook post that's been posted here before. Laur had to clean up/scavenge/sell what remained of his hoard in order to help her mom out, thus her next scam was born. I wouldn't be surprised if all 3 adults draw disability from NYS, and if Earl worked at one point in his life or was a vet he could be getting some type of pension on top of it. Add to that SNAP (food stamps), HUD/Section 8 to help cover most of the rent, the bare minimum coverage for car insurance, multiple other forms of welfare and that's probably where the bulk of their money comes from. They also qualify for discounted utilities and you know they take advantage of it. Laur/Earl seem to claim bankruptcy every 7-10 years, so we know they're a fan of running up their credit cards and taking out small loans that they never pay back. I'm actually more surprised that they can still rent with an eviction on their record, and a recent eviction at that. If people have to pay to be in her shitty engagement pod (another scam since she's got no legit followers), there's your money for used makeup and cheap clothing. She returns half of it anyway, so it's not like they spend a great deal of money on clothes.

There's no way that they were able to show 3x the monthly rent which is usually required when you rent a home from most landlords, both public and private. So either they're on some HUD and/or section 8 type of program, or they knew the landlord and were able to get their foot in the door before the other eviction showed up on their record. You won't see them moving any time soon now that it's (eviction) is visible, it will come up on all 3 of them since they were all named in the paperwork. Even with a co-signer, they're pretty much screwed for the foreseeable future unless someone is renting the place for them and leaving all 3 of them off the paperwork. When you're getting rental assistance, discounted utilities, not paying your other bills in full and living off credit cards (because you think fame & fortune is just around the corner and you'll be able to pay them off when the $$$ rolls in…) it's easy to live like they do.

I think it's great that safety nets exist, however, these pieces of garbage are reason those programs get a bad name. It's one thing to need help during hard times, but it's a complete other when you make it a way of life and leech off a system you've never payed in to. The Trueman's are really no different than the stereotypical "welfare queen" you've heard of all your life; only difference is they aren't popping out a bunch of kids in order to not work and rake in the benefits. Instead they scam social security and disability when atleast 2 of them have never worked an honest job in their life. I say 2 out of 3 because I can't speak for Earl, but I can't imagine an honest, hard working man would tolerate Laur for longer than a few months, let alone marry and have a kid with her. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a vet or worked just long enough to qualify for SSDI, which is different from SSI and pays more. Lillee & Laur aren't so gravely disabled that they can't work, obvious mental impairments aside. They're just lazy and keep fooling themselves into thinking that they'll be able to pay off their debts when Lillee's payday comes rolling in. Little do they know that her only chance at fortune is getting hit by a cab and suing, she'll never be a famous celebrity. I'm pretty sure Laur already tried suing Geico after a car accident but it blew up in her face miserably and now she's banned from ever using their service or those that they underwrite, much like what happened with Uber (kek).

No. 864067

>>864061 How is her hair both greasy and dry? Bad move Lilz - you can't return that top of its got a bunch of grease stains on it from your unwashed carrot top mop. We all know she reads here, you'd think she would take some of the advice given to her instead of listening to her batshit insane mother with the fashion sense of a 90 year old woman. For some reason she takes everything Laur says as gospel, and to make it worse, she truly believes she's got the figure to pull off anything she wears when that couldn't be further from the truth. She's got the body of an oompa loompa linebacker hybrid.

No. 864068

>>864060
She looks like a 45 year old paralegal from Newark

No. 864071

>>864060
Her in that wrinkly, flesh-coloured top is giving me flashbacks to the rotting old crone coming out of the bathtub of room 237 in The Shining

No. 864072

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>>864071
Her top reminds me of the “human” version of the crash test dummy

No. 864073

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>>864066
Thank you for that excellent assessment, anon. All of what you wrote make total sense.

>>864067
>For some reason she takes everything Laur says as gospel
The reason is that Laur worships her and tells her everyday how stunning and highly intelligent she is. It's a warm comfortable echo chamber where she is praised for doing nothing so for a narcissist and someone who doesn't want to work very hard, of course she will take as gospel anyone who tells her how amazing she is.

>>864060
>>864061
I just noticed something that I didn't see before because of all the wrinkles. Forgive my poor technical skills in picrel but the dotted line shows where her actual boobs end. But the bust seam of the top are quite far below. Because this is such a cheaply made garment, there is no support in the bust seams so they just lie flat. This bodysuit is too long for her but it fits her width. I know she has posted some laughable "fashion" before, but this takes the cake in terms of how unbelievably ignorant she is when it comes to fit. Or maybe she doesn't care. Either way though, this is nothing to be proud of.

No. 864074

>>864067
if anyone would benefit for joining the fashion cult known as kibbe, it would be lillee. She would certainly be a romantic type (short, stubby limbs, fleshy, rounded shoulders that only look wide due to being fat). It would help her create a cohesive style that flatters her while coddling her ego by emphasizing how uber feminine she is for being short and lardbased.

No. 864076

>>864073
For the love of god WEAR A FUCKING BRA.

No. 864078

>>864076
I know what you meant anon, but indulge me while I address the bra situation. Wearing a bra would not help in this case. The bodysuit is completely disproportionate to her shape. She doesn't have the skills to tailor her own clothes, and she can't anyway if she is renting dresses and returning Shein or Wish or whatever cheap clothes she is buying that is produced by exploiting people (while she pays lipservice to "upcycling" which she uses incorrectly). She can't afford to buy well made clothing either, which can be expensive when you are extremely short and wide (not trying to be mean here, but she is very wide in terms of US petite sizing). Here's an idea for this self proclaimed CEO. Use your size to do good in the world and stop buying fast fashion: create a company that makes good quality and affordable clothing for extremely short overweight people. Stop pretending to be a petite size 2 when you clearly are not (it's called vanity sizing). Or learn how to sew and vlog about it. Turn it into a business if you actually are serious about entrepreneurship. (But she isn't. She just want to do minimal work and thinks becoming a successful entertainer is just around the corner.)

She has extremely limited options when shopping super cheap fast fashion sites because to keep things cheap, these businesses don't have a wide selection of different size patterns. Also, because they outsource the manufacturing to the lowest bidder, the sizing standards are all over the place. We've all seen the memes of what clothing looks like on a Shein site, and what it looks like in real life - and many of the women posting themselves in those clothes are already standard sizes and slim.

In the case of this bodysuit, as poorly as it is made, it was cut in a pattern meant for a much taller person. Even the bust seams are uneven as you can see from the pic so this can't possibly look good on a taller slender person, much less someone much shorter with a very short shoulder-to-bust measurement.

Personally, the same way I don't judge anyone here for calling her fat, I don't judge her for being fat. It's just a fact that she is overweight and carries a lot of body fat. It might not be her fault - look at Laur and the genes she has to deal with. But it is her fault for not doing the extra research to really understand her shape and dress for it, especially when fashion is part of her "brand" (as misguided as that is). Rather than spend money on 10 Shein pieces, maybe she should buy 1 really well fitting piece. They are out there, she just has to look a little harder.

No. 864082

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No. 864090

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>>864078
Agreed, what she should have went for is something with sturdy construction that would hold shape and work with her weird proportions rather than against it. Like this bodysuit from Goldsign. It's $250 though, but if they stopped purchasing followers they could swing it

No. 864105

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I just find her photoshop skills laughable. She really should double check these before posting because the rounded floor and vastly different proportions on each side aren’t fooling anyone. How can one side be perfectly hourglass, smooth all the way and the other with rolls, lumps, and straight waisted? Her body is on video, there is no need to photoshop an hour glass figure when we all know she has no shape to her body.

No. 864109

>>864078
I just mean in general. Her tits are tragic. Well, everything about her is, but a bra is something that could help them look like they aren't melting down the side of her body… at age 20…

No. 864113

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Putting a takeout container on a clean plate is very classy, Lillee

No. 864114

>>864113
It always baffles me how poor are her general human skill and understanding on the most basic everyday stuff.
It's like when she throw the whole tea bag inside her cup, paper tag included.
Like what on earth?? The way her brain dysfunction is so bizarre.

I'm with the Anon who said LJ
>comes of as an alien trying to be human but failing miserably.
>>862623

No. 864126

>>864025
glasses fag here, Coach brand frames are garbage tier. They sell them at Walmart and Target optical centers even.

No. 864128

>>864126
They're just branded/licensed Luxottica frames that you find at literally every optician. You can find cuter frames for even less money on any online discount frame site, but her taste is really bad and she's using the brand as a crutch to communicate luxury when she could look 10x better in no name glasses if she just knew what was on trend and suited her face.

No. 864135

>>864113
>low effort nitpick

you ladies find the smallest things to hyper analyze

No. 864136

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No. 864138

>>864136
why tf is there burning buildings behind her

No. 864139

>>864138
duh, its 9/11 nonnie! #newyorklife #newyorkfashion

No. 864149

>>864136

holy dolldivine batman!

She's commissioned art from this artist before, the simpsons one. Love how she calls it sponsored. It's a commission SHE paid for, and the artist wouldn't even put it up on their page.

No. 864150

>>864136
even with superpowers she's useless. bitch stop posing and put out those fires

No. 864151

>>864149
Exactly, how exactly is this even sponsored? They made it for you because you shilled out 20-50 something bucks for them to badly trace shit, they're not sponsoring you, or even supporting you Lillee.

>>864138
I'm 100% it's the ending of Fight Club, that tracer can't even come up with some new asset or whatever that'd match Wonder Woman kek.

No. 864152

File: 1641858017843.png (245.55 KB, 836x1822, valientceo.png)

https://valiantceo.com/lillee-jean-beauty/
New article from a new site, unless this is recycled and I'm missing that. Lillee's starting to sound like a real MLM running #bossbase more and more. Please spare yourself the headache and don't read that last answer, it's just even more Lillee Jean nonsense. It's like listening to a 5 year old ramble, complete with super hero shit.

>Our management style is free-flowing. It is based on trust, and love for the content we are creating, as well as the causes we advocate for.

That's a funny way of saying lying, scamming, mass reporting, and having mommy harass the boolies.

No. 864154

>>864150
I know nothing about this artist, but could it be that this person is slyly commenting on her in some way?

No. 864155

>>864152
Damn, I should have listened to you anon. I read that last one despite your warning and now I am cross eyed.

>We don't discriminate against somebody, as anybody coming to the table is important to us that has the same ideology that we have. It is better to have a diverse group than a "yes" group of people.


Um, doesn't the first sentence negate the second? I actually read this several times to see if I was misreading it. I even tried to channel goblinese attic pidgin to understand. If they have the same ideology that you have, then it is not a diverse group.

No. 864164

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Seems fishy. Lillee knows no one would want to write for her except for the boolies.

No. 864168

>>864164
Kek is this bitch trying to be like the new Man Repeller? Spoiler alert- that ended poorly and so will this.

How long til their "writers" sue them for unpaid wages?

No. 864177

>>864164
is she trying to charge people to post their articles on her website? I’m sure she’ll dip into her engagement pod for unwitting, desperate idiots like she’s already doing for her Talks Live bullshit.

No. 864178

File: 1641878121353.png (428.83 KB, 1840x834, bots.png)

Lillee bought some bots to like this tumblr post. Screenshot isn't even all the bots, just some of them. https://lilleejeantalkslive.tumblr.com/post/670480756642037760
It's for that Solved Skincare again, on the YT video Lillee bought comment bots and now this? Who it is doing it or for whatever reason I don't know.

No. 864181

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Along with that, Lillee has tumblr sock accounts to reblog and like her posts. Found 2.
https://snail848494.tumblr.com/ - Reblogs posts adding on shit so it'll show up in searches I'd assume. Pic related, notice the same tags Lillee uses.
https://holpblots.tumblr.com/ - Likes and reblogs.

No one else likes her posts besides the occasional real people, and ones that must be porn bot accounts like one named renefalk and giovannatrav-sissycumslut kek.

No. 864184

>>864181
at this point, who is this for? who is this impressing? such a waste of the little money they have

No. 864186

>>864178
She is probably doing it for solved so they won't figure out her scam lol. Too bad she couldn't buy like and comments for solved's ig

>>864181
Holpblots is definitely Laur. It's her Reddit username. I bet the first one is Laur too.

No. 864195

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No. 864196

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>>864186 Yep, holpblots is (one of) the usernames Laur used when she went on a rampage over at BeautyGuruChatter back when they did a write-up about Lillee (you know the one). If there was any doubt, she used her signature "have a g8 day" and outed herself by the second comment, right after she linked Lillee's "thaeyeballqueen" website. Out of curiosity I checked to see if that site was still up and sure enough it is; she posted a link on it a few days ago to her new Marvel Wanda Cosplay. The weird part is it shows as being removed, and if you look at Lillee's YouTube, the video isn't there. She's got the dental one from 3 days ago and then after that it's the "Emily in Paris - Lancome" from 8 days ago. Picrel is from the post and removed video. I'm guessing Marvel doesn't like their name being used and issued a DMCA to pull it, but who knows.

No. 864197

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>>864186
Yes, how could I forget about that account! I found Holpblots on Tiktok, following and being followed by Lillee.

>>864195
Ok but why would someone want to write for you Lillee? Are they getting payment or is it for exposure? I could write for somewhere like Buzzfeed if I wanted to, so why would anyone want to write for you? With how Lillee has done things in the past like IP tracker links, this just seems fishy. No one would write for her besides troll submissions and she knows that. I bet we'll just see Laur herself submitting articles pretending to be someone else like the Shaniqua situation. This could be the time for James Dee to shine!

>>864196
She does that with upcoming videos. She'll link them even though they aren't public.

No. 864203

>>864181
maybe I’m just not a fashionable new yorker but ‘animal print fuzzy bucket hat’ is a cursed string of words

No. 864204

>>864203 I know you were being sarcastic anon, but I'm a New Yorker (that actually leaves the house) and uh… yeah, nobody I know would wear that hat. You already knew that though. Lillee has no clue about fashion and what's on trend because she doesn't leave the house, has 0 friends, and follows exactly 0 people her age (lest she get jealous), so this is the result. Weird outfits that don't match, unflattering… well, everything, and 0 effort put into looks. She keeps tagging her photos "NYfashion" and the like, but she fails to realize that people just scroll on past her hideous looks. She's not going to get any followers dressing like that, doesn't matter how many hashtags she uses. She can't even make up her mind on what image she's trying to project; one minute she tries (and fails) to dress "sexy", the next she's back to acting & dressing like a child that wants to emulate a Disney princess. It's bizarre, especially for someone who is almost 21 years old.

No. 864210

>>864136
Googlefu brings up the lulucartoons website which I very much doubt gave Lillee a freebie let alone a sponsored freebie.
this is basically one of those paid picrew maker thingies which then slap your image onto a shirt/canvas/shopping tote or whatever.

Of course Lillee can't attract any actual digital artists to make actual art of her. She'd kick off if they made her look like her ACTUAL representation. Makes sense she'd use a paid doll maker esque site/app to make her own fanart kek.

No. 864212

>>864204
If Lillee had just picked a consistent aesthetic (Vintage Parisian would fit with her obsession with her "French" heritage and would be the least unflattering) and sunk all of the money they spent buying followers and "interviews" into lessons (for any skill, really.) she could have developed a small, genuine following.

Unfortunately inconsistency, laziness, and cheating run through her goblin veins.

No. 864213

>>864195
The irony is that their "guidelines" have grammatical and punctuation errors, then they say that the contributor needs to check their own grammar and spelling.

I can't tell if they are offering to pay people to write for them (doubt it), or if this is some scam to get people to pay them to "publish" their writing. Or, is it just getting people to write for her for free in exchange for "exposure"?

No. 864219

>>864213
Why earn money when you can follow your dream of being published on a website no one reads?

No. 864229

Wake up anons new LJ talks vid

No. 864230

>>864229
"So you model too?!" … Lillee I would hardly call what you do "Modelling".

No. 864244

I find it interesting that Lillee has posted nothing in her ig stories about the fire in Bronx. It’s a huge story in NY but I can’t expect our kween to care for the perils of the poors

No. 864248

>>864244
wym?! she posted this >>864136 just a few days ago nonnie

No. 864250

>>864195
>For citation, we prefer MLA STYLE. We accept other citation systems, especially APA
WTF is this a beauty blog or an English 101 paper?

No. 864281

>>864250

Trying to figure out the angle here–are they just going to post the medium shit on lillees site directly now? I thought maybe write their own pieces sucking ass to Lilz and make some new sock accounts, but that can't be it, because if it was all fake wouldn't Lillee make it look like this is a paid opportunity?

Surely a CEO could afford it, after all.

No. 864295

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>>864281 Knowing the Goblins, it's probably a way to steal IPs as they have a history of doing that and they know the only submissions they will get is from trolls. They can't kick shit up on Twitter anymore since all their accounts are banned, not to mention they started to copyright strike people again on YouTube and it didn't go well. Picrel is from Ontropolis, on January 4th (I think) She received a notice from YT letting her know that Lillee tried to strike one of her videos. YT said they won't be removing Ontropolis' video as they believe the claim is fraudulent, and Lillee threw a fit when YT wouldn't cave to her demands. They know that controversy and shit-stirring is the only way Lillee gets attention and I'm sure they've seen a dip in (legit) views since the Twitter bans occurred. I know Lillee's got an IG but she doesn't seem to fuck with people over there and it's probably because she can't risk losing her blue checkmark and it's really the only SM she has left. Nobody interacts with her on tik-tok due to her shitty content and most (if not all) of her views are purchased, just like on YouTube. Since can't copyright strike on YouTube or attack people on Twitter, this is just another way for her and Laur to try and start shit.

The only other thing I can think of is that they're sick of typing up shitty articles that they know nobody reads. I also wouldn't put it past these two morons to try and sell the submitted articles about Lillee to other outlets that pay a pittance per submission. She would post a submitted article on her site, then turn around and sell it to a crappy content farm claiming that she owns the copyright because its on her site and technically you're writing for her, so she can do whatever she wants with it. Yeah, it's a stupid idea but it's absolutely something they would do. One thing I'm absolutely sure of is that they have no intention of paying anyone anything. They'd sooner charge the people submitting articles, claiming that it's a way to get the authors work seen by "millions of people in the industry and Lillee's 1 million Jeaniez", kek.

No. 864304

It seems like everything is really turning to shit for them. It won't be long before instagram starts to take notice of all the fake followers. Am surprised youtube hasn't started looking into her views because of her bullshit.

I'm guessing their either trying to dox people or trying to make themselves look legit by having actual competent people write for them. No doubt they would fail to give credit or pay anyone. Exposure doesn't pay the bills so anyone with a brain will avoid them. So I can see this being another fail. No doubt fake articles will appear giving credit to people who don't exist.

No. 864306

>>864304
>I'm guessing their either trying to dox people or trying to make themselves look legit by having actual competent people write for them.

Yup that was my thought as well. There's no doubt in my mind they are looking to dox people who send in submissions "boolying" them, and if that doesn't work, they'll claim they were boolied anyway just to get attention. They've always gotta paint themselves as the victim because that's all they have.

>No doubt fake articles will appear giving credit to people who don't exist.


Wouldn't doubt it. However, They're too stupid to realize that anyone with half a brain that has suffered through Lillee or Laur's writing will be able to spot an article written by them from a mile away. The incorrect spellings, the boomer misunderstanding of slang, the multiple commas in nonsensical places - and those are just a few of their "tells". At this point, they really should just throw in the towel. Coddling their impossible dream of fame, fortune, and stardom, is costing them so much more than they could've imagined and for what? Nothing. She's achieved nothing, unless becoming an internet punchline and pariah counts. They spend more than they make, she's gotten 0 brand collabs, 0 brand deals, she's never been the face of a legitimate company, they don't have the money to start a cosmetic company, she'll never get an acting gig, it's just all so… pointless. I guess they won't learn until bankruptcy #3 commences.

No. 864308

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Lillee is already writing under a pseudonym kek

No. 864309

>>"If I can handle my period so can you!"

Sounds ablest, but go off Lillee.

No. 864310

>>864309
I wanna hear her say this to a person who’s suffering from ovarian cysts or endometriosis

No. 864313

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the vagina looking fruit is my favorite part kek

No. 864324

An identical article is located here: https://megofitness.com/health/1017/

No. 864325

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>>864308
It’s a real writer who was probably paid for this article.

No. 864328

>>864324
LMAO lillee added commas in her usual goblin grammar style where there weren’t any before. The nerve.

No. 864329

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>>864324
This article was posted mid December. It was probably a freebie from the writer

No. 864335

>>864324
>>864325
Maybe lillee just stole the article lmao

No. 864347

File: 1642044549088.png (40.3 KB, 717x350, lj.png)

Ah yes, Lillee is well known to be a Kanye fan. Does she just google for quotes?

No. 864350

>>864347
Does Laur just write these for her? They have a real out of touch boomer tone

No. 864368

>>864347
>>864350
I bet that one of them just google "inspiring quotes" and copy-paste them whenever she needs to fill out another interview

No. 864414

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No. 864416

>>864414
Here's an authentic NYC look for you, anons!!! I could easily see her sleeping on a bench in Central Park.

No. 864420

>>864414
The lack of volume at the top of her head, especially compared to the curls/waves/rats nest around her shoulders makes her look like she is balding

No. 864421

>>864414
Those buttons are hanging on for dear life

No. 864422

File: 1642129692995.jpeg (359.99 KB, 828x1593, E4004D65-5A7D-4374-90EC-C17194…)

They’re using rent the runway for her new photoshoots

No. 864423

>>864422
Holy shit, I legit thought it was an old bathrobe when she was wearing it. She somehow manages to make any article of clothing look cheap and flimsy just by putting it on.

No. 864424

>>864414
what in the bursting haggis hell is this atrocity

No. 864425

>>864414
That coat doesn’t fit her. I’m not sure I understand what she’s going for with the lighting. Her hair looks like when you come home from wearing a beanie after sweating the entire day.

No. 864426

>>864414
It looks like she’s having to push the coat together in the top photo. I’ve never seen someone so in denial they’re not a petite size 2.

No. 864428

>>864414
This makeup makes her look like a basset hound

No. 864432

it's just so sad to me that she rents these clothes to take mediocre photos taken by her mother, to post them so that her Laur can compliment her on multiple accounts

No. 864433

her only real audience is us

No. 864436

>>864414
Lillee, why do you need a coat? You never venture outside the attic. Unless you know you ARE actually wasting WellCare cash on your shitty career and not on things you might actually need in your hone like central heating etc?

No. 864439

>>864425 That was my thought as well - that jacket doesn't fit her in the slightest and she needs to stop thinking she's a model - she's barely 4ft9in and yet she wears clothes meant for people much taller than she is. That coat is supposed to be just below/around knee length, and yet on her it's almost ankle length. If she bought the correct size, it probably would be, but she's so round it stops the jacket from sitting properly. Does she not realize that she'd look much better if she was wearing clothes that fit properly as opposed to squeezing herself into a 2-sizes-too-small sausage casing? I know she's pretty much delusional about her true size but I also think she's a victim of vanity sizing, she doesn't realize that alot of these brands don't follow the fast fashion model of labeling a size 10 a size 4. For a girl that constantly claims she's a model in every bio she writes, she's hasn't the slightest clue about fashion or the clothing industry in general.

If you look at the "Rent the Runway" website picture of the coat she's wearing >>864422 you can see how that coat is supposed to lay on a non-midget's body. On Lillee, the buttons are sitting much higher than they should be, which shouldn't be the case considering her obvious lack of height. She's so stuffed into that thing that it's riding up and it looks like her upper arms are going to bust out of the sleeves incredible-Hulk style at any moment. Let's just hope that "Rent The Runway" gets the garment properly cleaned before passing it on to the next customer so they don't have to wear a smelly, cat hair covered jacket around town.

No. 864452

>>864420
She definitively has a receding hairline.
The whole colour oops mess from one year ago probably made it worse. Her hair looks both greasy and fried since then and Laur had to cut it shorter.
But seriously anons, what sad sad genes. She looks so old and trashy.

No. 864453

>>864422
Aren't they supposed to return it clean and not smelly?
What a stupid way to waste money.
What's the point of renting an ugly coat just to take a picture inside on the staircase?
She could have find a second hand coat cheaper, nicer and that would fit so much better.

No. 864455

>>864453
Lillee can’t go shopping because of rona, so they get 4 ill-fitting pieces of clothing for $89/month from rent the runway

No. 864457

>>864414
Her makeup is always boring and repetitive but this look is genuinely ugly on her. Her facial expressions don't help but this Terry-Richardson-mugshotting-a-trafficked-Ukranian-potato-farmer's-daughter-through-Scotland aesthetic is, how do I use dated meme jargon that she would use two years too late, not it sis.

No. 864463

>>864422
>spending $55 to rent an ugly $326 coat for four days
This is so sad and pathetic it hurts

No. 864493

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>>864463 No no, anon, all mOdElS do this! You just don't understand because you're not in the illusive "industry". It used to be that models could snag sample sizes from a designer if the designer was feeling so inclined, but now, with the "supply chain shortage" and the need to be environmentally conscious and upcycle (kek), renting low level, relatively unknown designers for a ridiculous price is all the rage. It's not a scam, Lillee Jean doesn't engage in scams! - Laur (probably)

Picrel is from Lillee's newest abomination of a "Lillee Jean Talks! Live" with yet another engagement pod scammer nobody looking to make a quick buck. There's absolutely nothing ombre about that lipstick, I'm convinced she just throws buzzwords in there (from 5 years ago when that was on trend) but has no clue what they actually mean. I took the liberty of taking some screenshots of our very own midget-model, if those don't scream "Ford Model", I don't know what does. In all seriousness, she could be cleaning up as a model for those cluck-baity ads for strip mall plastic surgeons; she'd be the perfect "before" picture in the "before and after's".

No. 864510

>>864414
>>864422

If you look at the coat on the website, you can see how the lines of the plaid are straight. With the buttons closed, there is overlap below the second button all the way down.

The plaid itself is not the problem but selecting such a ill fitting garment in that pattern is. I get she wants something colorful but the coat barely closes on her. In the second picture you can clearly see that it's so tight she can't get her whole hand in the pocket. But the most problematic is that the lines of the plaid only accentuate how bad the fit is. It does not hang on her like it should. The sleeves are bunched at the cuffs because they are too long on her, and the coat gapes open below the second button because it is taking a lot of stress keeping the garment closed. I don't know where these pictures are from so I don't know if there are more from this "shoot" but she would have been better off keeping the coat open. But that still wouldn't fix the other problems of sleeves, the lines, proportions, etc.

This is a very poor choice. She'd be better off in a cocoon coat that was cut for people with shorter proportions.

No. 864537

File: 1642257671669.jpg (116.92 KB, 955x545, notsolved.jpg)

Andrew from Solvedskincare are giving products away.
Why isn't LJ promoting the brand and the give away?

Did he noticed already that she's useless for collab?
48 likes, 17 comments keks

No. 864540

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her mouth is a black hole

No. 864550

>>864540

>1,640 Comments

And I bet atleast half of those comments are from Lillee herself. That's not even counting sock accounts ran by her and "momairre".
The caption is hilarious as well, "Intoxicating Stare". Yeah, if by intoxicating you mean "I drank a shitload of cheap gut rot vodka, made some bad decisions, and now I'm nauseous and hungover", then yes, this photo is intoxicating. It invokes the same feelings that I seem to get after a night of blackout drinking, repulsion included.

Lillee, close your gaping maw. And while you're at it, stop doing your eye makeup like that, you don't have the eye shape for it. All it does is remind people you've got two wildly different sized eyes and a potato nose.

No. 864587


No. 864604

File: 1642317655545.png (42.49 KB, 1093x713, 0.png)

>VIDEO TAKEN FROM MY WEBSITE
No Lillee… it's just this image >>864493, which isn't a video nor is it from your website. It's a Youtube screenshot, is Youtube now owned by Lillee?
Lillee has been DMCAing these threads a lot lately. She (or Laur) is constantly prowling google search and image results for any critical websites to strike. Google has delisted threads few times for her, it's never going to work Lillee, keep being a cow and new threads will keep popping up. It's been said a million times, but they're just wasting their time scamming, faking, and hiding when it's easy to apologize and explain her actions, and be authentic for once.

No. 864611

>>864587
This could actually be good for her skin if she does it properly and sticks to it. It would mean less angry red flare ups.

No. 864627

File: 1642361613605.jpeg (229.17 KB, 1170x1849, AC5E77B1-F531-49F6-9434-193E1E…)

Lillee tried salad dressing because anons were laughing at her dry iceberg lettuce

No. 864629

>>864627
Did the food bank only have the iceberg lettuce mix this week? There's nothing else in there.

No. 864630

>>864627

Really Lilz? The crappy takeout iceberg you won't eat is expected, but A PLASTIC fork?

I know she's only performatively environmental, but she can't even be bothered to fake integrity. We all know she's eating this crap (or taking a pic and then throwing it away) in her home, and she can't be assed to check the no utensils button when she orders takeout?

No. 864641

>>864627
Looks like 1000 Island Dressing AKA Big Mac sauce kek

No. 864648

>>864641 Can someone please explain to me how two chronically unemployed people with literally no hobbies (trolling doesn't count) can't manage to cook a decent meal that doesn't come from a microwave? I honestly don't get it. These two have all the time in the world and yet their hovel is a pig-sty and neither of them know how to prepare a meal. It's not like they're furthering their education or working, so what the fuck do they do all day? Drink box wine and search the internet so they can send DMCA's?

No. 864649

File: 1642401125466.png (122.71 KB, 843x774, bullyish.png)

This bitch really posting inspirational quotes of herself.

No. 864658

>>864649
Hilariously there’ll never be anyone desperate enough to breed with Lillee so thankfully any children she might have never have to learn from their mother’s mistakes.
Something Lillee has yet to learn herself by trying to follow Laur’s example.

Imagine being up your own ass you quote yourself instead of someone who has actually influenced the world, kek.

No. 864676

>>864649
This lacks class, self awareness and reeks of delusions of grandeur. If only she tried acting humble instead of the superstar, princess bullshit. It's really becoming tired and stale and making her look nothing but laughable. Am fed up of her now .

No. 864690

>>864676
I'm with you, but that's all her hobgoblin of a mother ever taught her to do.

No. 864698

>>864649

Lillee took took writing her life seriously, she's been making it all up along the way

No. 864737

>>864676 Agreed. One good thing to keep in mind is that nobody, and I mean nobody, pays attention to Lillee. When she had her Twitter, she used to quote herself all the time. She maybe got one comment or a like or two here and there, but not usually. Consider that she was buying bot followers makes it all the more hilarious - she may as well have burned the money since the end result would've been the same. I know she's got more followers on Instagram, but let's be real, 90% are bots, 2% is scam companies and lackeys from her engagement pod, and the remaining 8% is Lillee and Laur's sock accounts. Someone please remind me again how this was supposed to make her famous?

I still haven't seen that Marvel Cosplay video on her site (the eyeball queen one) show up on her YouTube. I know she privates videos before she releases them but I'm willing to bet she was copyright stricken. It's Marvel after all, they're notorious for DMCA's, even moreso than the Goblins themselves.

No. 864741

>>864737
This is not a defense of Lillee but why do people keep insisting that Marvel would DMCA her? You can find entire battle scenes from Marvel films and DVD extras on youtube. Marvel obviously arent copyright striking those so why would they care about some ugly cosplay

No. 864742

>>864741

That's a good point, I think she claimed someone faked a DMCA takedown pretending to be Marvel, but she also went back and changed all her thumbnails of Marvel characters so there were no official pictures of the characters themselves in them. No idea what the real story is, but this is why people think that.

No. 864743

File: 1642530083885.jpeg (251.3 KB, 828x621, 589173BA-D58D-40FE-A888-F3B949…)

From the new interview

No. 864744

File: 1642530913913.jpeg (224.13 KB, 828x584, 53B7BD1C-3062-439A-869D-BD8DD0…)

>>864743
From the same interview 1/3

No. 864745

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No. 864746

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No. 864749

>>864746 Kek, she's so transparent and yet she thinks she comes across as this strong, intelligent ingenue. She can't even write one "article" (and I use that term very loosely) where she doesn't bring up the boolies and paint herself as the victim. She's been trying to push this narrative for 2 years now and she still doesn't realize that nobody gives a shit. Everytime she writes, it's the same bullshit that boils down to "I'm just so worldly. I created a non-registered non-profit to help save the eNvIroNmEnT and stuff, because I'm just so enlightened. 501c3? What's that? Anyway, it's called "1change4change", I scream and demand that people stop using plastic straws, but plastic cutlery and sytrofoam take-out containers are totally fine. Enough about that – back to me! Did you know I'm an anti-boolying advocate so I can tell my story for the 300th time, even though I'm not bothered by the haters. Did I mention they don't bother me? Because they don't. That's why I need to bring it up multiple times a day, everyday, any time I write something. They're such losers that don't matter and they're just jealous of me, good thing they don't bother me!"

I'd ask if she even reads this shit after her/momairre type it out, but I highly doubt it. In her mind, she's a natural talent at anything she does yet I've seen more interesting pieces written by fifth graders (better grammar too). This is why actual celebrities have real public relations people, but at this point, nothing would help Lillee's reputation. The only real people that pay her any mind is us, she's got no fan base because she's an insufferable person with no notable talents. You'd think that she would've realized that by now since she's been at this for years and it has yet to pay off. Maybe after another 10 years passes and she's still gone nowhere in life, she'll figure it out. (probably not though)

No. 864753

File: 1642534078140.png (164.64 KB, 506x727, Screenshot_3.png)

https://lilleejean.medium.com/bullyish-online-bullying-youre-not-alone-write-your-own-story-lillee-jean-8cff95dc21b6
Is she going to do the same "write for me and I won't pay you!" shit with bullyish?

No. 864756

seriously sage for blog but im catching up on old threads and somehow i have the exact same birth date and year as lillee jean, maybe we were separated at birth lol. she’s quickly becoming my favorite cow because the stark difference between what she thinks is trendy/‘cool’ for a 20 year old vs what i or most people would think is appropriate is hilarious.

No. 864762

>>864756
no1 curr

No. 864763

>>864749
>I've seen more interesting pieces written by fifth graders
idk about you, anon, but i would love to see more of the philippe romance saga, as well as her poetry. i hope she gets tired of the corny mad lib interviews soon enough and progresses onto the path of a creative writer

No. 864767

>>864745
“poor unfortunate mentally tortured souls”
ok Ursula kek

for someone who loves to overuse commas, I can’t believe there wasn’t a single comma between those adjectives

No. 864780

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No. 864783

>>864780
damn, lillee looks just like my 43 year old public speaking and theatre professor if she went a month without washing her hair and sucked a lemon before class. The fact that she manages to make herself look so old despite not leaving the attic enough to even risk sun damage is impressive.

No. 864786

>>864780 We've seen this top before, anons.. I'm pretty sure she used it in a previous post. Guess she decided not to return it.

Even in the most basic, bland and boring outfits, she still can't be bothered to even change it up a little. Same old matted unbrushed hair, the pearls falling off the $2 Shein top, and the makeup look that's pretty much burned into our skulls by now. It's getting old, Lilz

Also what is that thing in the second image on her pants? Is that supposed to be some sort of waist tie?

No. 864803

File: 1642593354634.jpg (40.28 KB, 1280x720, 111798933.jpg)

>>864780 is she going for this in the second photo?
Lillee you take so many advices from this forum, why wont you take the one where we tell you to close that ass of a mounth? It's so easy just put your teeth on top of eachother and don't do anything with your lips. It seriously looks the worst, you aren't doing the instagram model face, it's physically impossible for your face to do that so for the love of god, find a different face pose.

No. 864812

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>>864786
She just wore it backwards this time

No. 864818

>>864780 …anndddd we're back to this idiotic "trend" where Lillee wears the same top but backwards and thinks she's making a bold fashion statement. At one point she loved doing this almost as much as she loved pulling her top down so it would sit on her weeble shoulders and show off her lack of collarbones and tree stump neck. There's really no fixing her, is there? I find it interesting that she's (poorly) written a few "articles" about accessorizing yet never does it. Throwing on a necklace isn't really accessorizing Lillee.

That first picture in the set is just awful and the greasy, unwashed hair really manages to highlight that 12-head she inherited from Laur. The makeup is horrible too, especially for a "beauty guru", and the way she's doing her eyeshadow just draws attention to her two wildly different sized eyes and pupils. Don't even get me started on that "pout" she's failing to do with her mouth. She's been at this for years, still hasn't made any traction and refuses to take advice or change. I actually think she's incapable of learning anything new or absorbing new information at this point, don't know if it's because of her dismal IQ or a learning disability, but it's pretty evident. Only a genuine lolcow would have her level of confidence while looking like a franken-midget that was put together with left over parts who doesn't have two braincells to rub together. Such a model though, kek.

No. 864830

>>864780
She’s wearing sweatpants in the last pic kek

No. 864844

>>864812
same pair of jeans as always, what a surprise. No fashion sense whatsoever.



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