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Greg continues his meltdown over his views dropping, total lack of ads, and his funds drying up. He's also starting to lose it over not having any fresh teens to manipulate, fuck or abuse - Sarah went home, Billie is happy and he can't stand it, and Taylor won't trust him with another "trinity" in the house but won't shut up about her fake gayness. They're selling their old clothes, equipments, anything to make ends meet.
Welcome to the beginning of the end.
last thread >>364438
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From the last thread: Taylor pretending her peepee fell off, she's really such a boi, omg so gay
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And Grug's face run through filters. Note how the upper right is a dead ringer for OnionMom.
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Onion meltdown when?!
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LELSO KEWL GERG OMG
New DramaAlert reports on Onision "having money problems", and calls him out on giving only 10% to charity from selling his YT rewards on eBay (>>369331).
Starts at 3m33s: https://youtu.be/VK-BTmI9m20?t=3m33s
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Did someone said Onion Spears??? Here you go!
>tfw no life
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mah hert <333
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here you go anon, hope you're not planning on sleeping tonight :^)
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Mama Onion. Exactly.
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I'm so sorry, you guys, I had to.
Voila, the Grease-Jenners
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I worked on it a little more and as I was doing so, I started getting so fucking freaked out by how just a bit of a tan and lipstick made Grease look like Kris Jenner.
Also…I think if Lainey actually got a bit of sun, did a better job with makeup and grew her hair out, she'd be okay.
This was a disturbing shoop sesh.
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Wow, so Onision threads have become a Daphne spergfest now too.
i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.
I think this is one of Greg's problems in a nutshell: he legit can't tell if he is being douchey. More to the point, he doesn't care if he is.
(Pro tip: Yes, this tweet was extremely douchey, given the context of Greg's knocking her up. Both times, actually.)
Other douchey things I wonder about: Why does Greg's mother, who dislikes Taylor, get to stay at Taylor's house while visiting, while Taylor's parents, who dislike Greg, do not. Gee, I do wonder! But I am completely sure it has nothing at all to do with the extreme imbalance of power in Greg and Taylor's relationship.
I see they're already preparing in advertising for their next "Trinity" applicants.
I remember when they were making lovey-dovey photoshoots like this just before Billie got with them. It's like a "Look how sane, loving and accepting we are… come join us!" set-up.>>369469
He's totally proud of knocking up a teenager, gross.
That's also their typical response to oh shit the haters are noticing how miserable we are. Quick let's put smug pics up to prove are marriage best marriage.
Does anyone remember how years ago people would be saying lameo doesn't look happy. Then she'd try to prove them wrong by posting smiling pics and saying she's the happiest she's ever been! Haha. Where's all your posts about being so happy now lameo?!?!
I noticed that too. They usually try super hard to pose that ring in every picture too. >>369534
Your definition and my definition of clever must be different. If you say you knocked someone up then you're basically saying you have a kid. Unless you had a miscarriage or abortion or something but I doubt someone would high five themselves for that.
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onionboy not communicating with a customer
He buys her those $10 rings that oxidize and become green in like 3 months.
I bet he told her he has no money for a new one kek
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just one. and he hasn't sold much in the last six months.
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Onion is still trying to control other ladies' habits
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Never went through with his promise on the Uhohbro channel, calls Shane Dawson fat and encouraged him to go see him (Onion) for diet tips (lol)
he fucking counts two for each push up.
also,this video is straight up bullying. like… how is this "helpful," even by his definition? jesus CHRIST this guy is an asshole
I doubt he's obsessed himself, I think he's just desperately pandering to his audience since his views dropped.
He asked on Twitter what people loved about his videos, and the top answer was "brootal honesty", so he said he was going to make more of those.
His fans are insecure teenage girls who are mainly insecure with their looks and obsessed with their appearance. Onision well knows "brootal honesty" for them means judging people's bodies the way they judge their own in their self-loathing inner monologues.
Exactly!!! didn't work with skye (that we know of, HS anon?) didn't work with shiloh, didn't work with adrienne, worked with lainey because she was a fucking teenager and didn't think past being pregnant and that she would have lives to care for. Jesus Christ.
On the topic of completely denying that you have kids, they don't have to show their kids to speak about them, Lainey could make bank from childbirth storytimes, those are informative and would give her more depth, greg said she nearly died trying to deliver troy (whether thats true or not.. ehh). greg is so ballistic and immoral that I genuinely don't believe their ONLY reason for not showing the kids is needing their "consent" to film.
(tinfoil) but didn't someone speculate before that there was something developmentally wrong with troy? Does anyone have the pic with either child in the background? I've been lurking this thread since early times and never seen it
sage for samefag but they could AT LEAST talk about each other as parents, like when greg made the video of reasons why he loves lainey, he didn't mention that she's a good mother or anything.
Even though it would be redundant because she tit milk rotted troy's teeth. But that might also be because she's so young. She didn't have any friends with kids, she seems estranged from her parents and gerg's mom hates her, so she probably didn't have that information, it's not something I knew anyway, and I follow plenty of hippie people who keep their kids on the boob until two or three.
You know for a fact he's gonna retort with "Well, everyone was saying I was just bullying Eugenia over her eating disorder, now I'm proving even men with eating disorders are just as unhealthy… uggguuu! I'm just soooo brutally honest! ^____^"
He's due another "MUH VEGETARIAN BODEEEE AND DIET IS HEALTHYYYY!" narc rant, he's a one-trick pony… predictable and extremely mundane, he can't produce content outside of what his demented narc mind allows him to.
Grease jealous of iDubbbz's success.
The YouTube Algorithm (iDubbbzTV- Good, Onision- Bad) - Onision:https://vid.me/HM0N
He called everyones thumnail uninteresting and mediocre, then called his own thumbnail extremely interesting? His thumbnail was not interesting at all lmao.
Also his point is if you're straight and white you can get away with being offensive and get lots of views….Greg you are straight, white, and offensive. LMAO.
Then he seems to suggest because he has titles with the word "gay" in the title, his channel was affected and thats why he isnt getting views. While pewdiepie and idubbbz are getting all da views cause they arent gay or have videos talking about the "gay topic".
Then somehow is convinced that shane can still get views because he is bisexual and not fully gay.
LMAO this is some mental gymnastics hes going through because he can't accept that his content isnt that interesting.
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Guys…i think hes a little upset.
his breakdown intensifies.
So. Much. Salt.
Get over it, Greg. He makes popular content, regardless of profanity. Has he lost ad revenue? Probably. But his audience was never pre teens, and therefore, restricting his channel to not show up under safe mode won't do anything to his views. At all.
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Since the dreaded YouTube Purge on Early April, here's Greg's earnings on his speaks channel.
Notice he started making money again almost immediately.
Whoah, he's totally off his rocker.
I literally laughed out loud at the part where he blames Pewdiepie.
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And here's idubbz' earnings from the same period. He had the same dip on the same days.
But he always made more than you, Greg, AND has been more popular. But you're both still earning, so why are you still freaking?
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Greg's main channel took a dive in the ratings (ranked grade D now, worse than Margaret Palermo, lol) but is still earning.
The funny thing is…hes not even LGBT?
Tyler oakley was already getting lower amount of views before any of this shit happened. He also does not post that often and probably has other sources of income.
Joey graceffa also is getting basically the same amount of views he did before. Idk what crack hes on. 1 week ago joey had two videos that had 1mil+ views.
Yeah gerg, it's not because you're LGBT. smh. Most of your content is garbage.
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Note estimated earnings at bottom.
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idk what she was going for here…is this her im such a boi because bois just pout face?
I've never been in these threads because I hate his stupid, smug face, it disgusts me on a visceral level. I hate what he does to young girls and for how long he's gotten away with it. And I am so happy to see this psycho have an extinction burst and his whole little world go up in flames. >>369449
The banality of evil is oozing out of every pore.>>369506
He's got terribad skin and it's only going to get worse. He'll be as pockmarked as Edward James Olmos, with none of Olmos' redeeming qualities. >>369734>The funny thing is…hes not even LGBT?
People with other "alternative" sexualities, like pedos preying on the young, have been trying to coopt the queer label for a while now. It's disgusting.>>369449
"I need to rant real quick"
Bitches that idubbz doesn't make enough videos, and doesn't put enough effort in - and has the gall to get 100x per video than Greg does. "Makes one video a week - doesn't care about his fans!" While Greg makes at least a video a day and can't scrape up 50k views.
LOL BE MAD
2) desperate for a content cop done on him
3) I DID IT FIRST, I DO IT BETTER, IM JUST AS FUNNY, I UPLOAD WAY MORE VIDEOS. ME ME ME.
4) the eyes of a psychopath…and I mean it, I'm not saying it to insult Greg
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For someone who prides himself on being too good for school or training of any kind, he has that Disney Channel Acting School method down.
>I AM SOOOO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
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Oh wow. Love that he thinks Filthy Frank basically owes his whole shtick to him. He is so beyond bitter this is amazing
And then she thinks shes still a good person and absolved of all guilt because its her husband doing it and not her. Except then she proved she was also an asshole to people. And if you support it, you're just as guilty. You're not a good person lameo! >>369783
Lol hes trying so hard to get a content cop about himself. Why would idubbbz content cop a dying channel. Also gerg you had a video siding with idubbbz during the tana thing and saying the n word "without the hard r" like 5 times. Still the n word lmao. oh onion you are so transparent.>>369789
you think? Onion and lameo are 24/7 on top of her twitter/instagram/tumblr/youtube 100%. These people are crazy.
He was even laughing because he knows he doesnt give a shit about what hes saying. Worst acting ever. He is smiling every time hes saying something hypocritical. Hes basically going here idubbbz, here are things for you to call me out on because im being such a hypocrite! Yawn. Onion you are not a good actor. You only can fool your 12 year old fanbase.>>369805
I dont think leafy has ever spoken to him. But onion had tweeted to someone that he heard leafy liked him/wanted to meet him, which is probably why hes been so nice to leafy and doesnt insult him. But Idk about idubbbz.
He's like a parody of himself at this point, I'm seven minutes in and I feel like shooting myself in the head because of his self-righteous whining. He threw all his manipulating narc tactics in to this and boy is he laying it on thick.
lmao "if you're subscribed to both idubbz and me, choose one" I'm dying. YES GERG TALK DOWN TO YOUR SUBSCRIBERS AND EXPECT THEM TO LOVE YOU, I'm sure this will turn out in your favour. Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.
Nono, I'm pretty sure it was Leafy who responded to him over Tweets at some point about it, I remember that much… the screenshots were posted as well in one of the threads, I just don't remember the exact time the exchange happened; (it was somewhere between late summer-early winter last year) but I do know that idubbbz himself wasn't involved in that conversation.
It should still be in one of the past threads, I'm pretty sure a couple of the anti-o blogs posted about it too.
My favorite quote from his narcissistic rage rant:
“I can say most anything I’ve ever said around most anyone I felt like because those things are often true.”
LOL OH REALLY?
(shuffles through stacks of receipts)
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i searched through onion and leafy's tweets and these are the only things i saw. I'd bet leafy actually liked onion, but i have no clue about idubbbz ever liking him.
I'm glad you found it, I knew I wasn't completely imagining it… I thought Gerg mentioned both Leafy and Idubbbz to begin with and that was my mistake. But yeah, when Leafy made those comments; some of his fans thought he was a bit of a slimeball himself for sucking up to Onion like that.
I don't ever recall idubbbz saying he was a fan or expressed that he liked him though, so I don't know where he's got that idea from… who the fuck does he even talk to anyway? He has no friends.
It could do the opposite effect if he actually had views.At this point a content cop would only help him as it draws attention to his channel if someone with a million+ views talks about him. He essentially has no channel to kill if its already dying.>>369832
the voices in his head telling him hes amazing.
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That video is really helping him.
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It's funny though how they've only thrown their shoes at him over this. Rather than over all the shit he's pulled and telling them countless of times that he doesn't respect or care about them (his fans).>>369844
Ooh, so he IS earning only half of what he used to, kek.
All the effort he's going to in trying to get his underaged fanbase into complaining to YT about his "mistreatment" and he's getting fuck all out of it. He's so mad that people aren't taking to the streets and protesting for him, his ego is so fractured right now.
I'm willing to bet there are homeless people out there that can create better content than him with just a smartphone.
We've always wanted him to crash and burn, it's been a long time coming… he either swallows his pride and tries to salvage what he can in regards to his broken marriage and whatever savings he has left, or expect to move back into his second home with his momma and run an unlicensed massage parlor with her in the back room.
He can't create new interesting content, he's had over two months to learn from that and change… it can't be done, he's mentally challenged.
Right?! Talk about never looking a gift horse in the mouth.
He's had a piss-easy job for over a decade and he's earnt a shitload of cash from it. Instead - he chose to spend his earnings on an empty, unfurnished mcmansion full of weeb shit, constantly buying plane tickets for random teenage girls to diddle, piles of processed food, hefty medical bills for neglecting his son's health and paying to keep Doormat's mouth shut about him.
The little bitch deserves it and deserves that smug predatory grin to be slapped off his face.
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He's so fucking BITTER holy shit.
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wow, haven't been to onions thread since billie left and he's finally breaking
wonder what he's gonna resort to now that he's losing relevance
and i wonder if lamebot is gonna stick through to the bitter end now that hubby aint making big $$$ anymore
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Imagine that debate tho
>"Ngger! Ngger! N*gger!"
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So after those angry idubbbz videos now heres a soft spoken, "im sad" feel bad for me video !! Heres everything he says basically:
>"I think i have to sell my house…and one of my cars and im going to have to move."
>youtube basically fired me!
>talked to jaclyn glenn and she told me it might be temporary, but i think its not!
>gonna sell a lot of shirts now! And try to make $$ in other ways.
>lets say i was making $100 a day. YT basically taking 90 of that.
>That's not what im making…but its not far off.
>my mortgage is not something i can afford with what YT is now paying me
>keeps bringing up how dis is worst day of his life, and before YT gun to head blahblahblah
>fortunately i have some money to survive a little while!
>maybe more music coming!
>im now making probably what your dads make. (???my dad makes a good living onion. lmao)
>im not rich. i wasnt really rich before. (but apparently thinks making as much as a regular dad is dirt poor, so what is rich? lmao).
Hes probably exaggerating about how "poor" he is.
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how would he have a house on mortage after 10 years on YT…. might it be he actually is retarded and didnt save up?
that would be too good to be true.
Didnt he buy that house not too long ago, because he had two houses for awhile and then gave his old one to his mom? Probably why he still has a mortgage.
But yeah if he didnt save money or invest it anywhere after 10+ years and will struggle to get by just after a few months of his income going down, then he is just a moron.
Also if this is such a financial struggle, why doesnt lainey get a job? lmao. No one should feel bad for these idiots. People live off far less. You're not gonna die from not having a fancy tesla.
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Lol… now he has yet ANOTHER video up where he's claiming YouTube has "fired" him, they've not done shit… just adapt to it by making quality content and stop using it as a platform to bully people, you fucking tool.
Not only that, but he's still using YouTube to host these whiny videos and he's still making money off them. He's probably even collecting around $500 on average for each one posted.
And this face right here >>369893
is a face of pure dishonesty… all this shit is an over-dramatisation of what's actually happening and he'll continue using YouTube until he's making less than $100 a video.
Greg could save a lot more money letting Lainey's parents adopt their children.
Come on Greg, you could save thousands if you pawn them off on your in-laws, what's stopping you?
Plus all his friendships are based around him buying them. Even BIllie was only around because he was going to buy her a car and pay for her to go to beauty school. Everyone in his life is only there because he pays them to be.
Without youtube he is nothing and that reality is setting in deep.
That is definitely true.
Hey! Remember when he used to mock peoples view counts and say other people werent worth collabing with? Now hes part of the camp he made fun of!
Also, remember when he talked shit about Billie having a crappy job and hardly any money before she met him?
Karma is a bitch.
If Lainet leaves him and he has to pay a set amount for alimony AND child support after this… I cant even fathom how hard he'll lose his shit.
They're not going to live in "squalor".
If he does continue to make less than he used to but still averages around $300 a video, he's still making way more than the average worker on minimum wage a day. He can just move to the smaller house, get a more stable job on the side, stop wasting his money on extravagant weeby shit that has no actual value or use and actually dedicate himself to raising his children and fixing the marriage with his wife if it's not already completely broken.
Which… you know, should've been his incentive all along. Especially considering he thought he was above ever striving to promote his online career in favour of just using it to lure in teenage girls and as a soapbox to voice his shitty opinions.
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Ok, srsly, does he not see how saggy his manboobs are??
Honestly I don't think he's that well off. He blows his money on dumb shit, probably doesn't save or invest, I don't think he ever planned on getting a job out of YT,it's like he's living in this fantasy world where he is the biggest star of the interwebz 4ever. Well,reality bites.
He's trying SO HARD to gain sympathy from willing viewers, but YouTube owes him NOTHING. It's their site, their money, he still owns his own content and any fame he got back in the day he earned from the outside. YouTube did nothing but give advertisers the opportunity for a youtuber to make money. THATS IT. It's ridiculous to hear him imply that he's their responsibility when in reality the Adsense would have dried up eventually and onision's content is GARBAGE.
Someone should tell him that YouTube owes him nothing and that he should get a real job because YouTube isn't a real job for bad content creators like himself.
It's strange though how he never brings up that this is another form of her income, just the selling clothes part.>>369918
Yeah, I suspect the same thing… if Skye and Shiloh's channels are anything to go by; if she tries to take any earnings from that - he'll immediately shut them down and claim that they were using his property to record and edit those videos.
I bet he is getting a job at starbucks
- random dude: "heyy are you that guy on youtube??"
-onion: "how would you like your frapp sir?"
-random dude: "are you that guy? what was his name, onionsun, onion,onisan?"
-onion: Onision, sir how would you like your frapp, grande or venti?
-random dude: nahh bruh nevermind the frap can I get a pic with you?
-onion: that will be 10 dollars sir
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I dunno, I think maybe they're under the impression he's an SJW or something… when a group of nutcases even hate him, that's saying something.
But in saying that, even the incels hate him as well.
I doubt she has anything to do with that channel. He basically tells her what to make a video about, films and edits it. He just places there as a prop to pretend its a lainey channel. He probably did all this to make money off yet another channel and to be able to claim it as his if she leaves.>>369920
he doesnt say its her work or her income because he considers it his work since he makes and edits the video. He doesn't consider being filmed and part of a video as work cause hes a douche.>>369925
As if onion could last in a customer service job. Look at what an asshole he is to customer service workers whenever he has a problem with a product.
Oof, I just realised… if they do have to eventually move into the second house, they're all going to have to share with momma onion.
Could Lainey even handle that?
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He wants YT admins to feel sorry for him lol
Lurk more, read those threads and you'll find your proof. You sound incredibly new and it's not any other anon's responsibility to find whatever it is you're looking for, you asked the question… you got the answer, now don't be lazy and go find that proof yourself.
Start from thread #2.
We've had too many instances and coincidences that he's lurked here for a long time, even Sarah and others who have been involved with him in some way at some point lurked (and probably still lurk) here.
I didn't sage because:
>>We've had too many instances and coincidences that he's lurked here for a long time, even Sarah and others who have been involved with him in some way at some point lurked (and probably still lurk) here.
Try harder, if I was new - I wouldn't be trying to help in suggesting for you to go back to an early thread when farmers started to cotton on that he was lurking here.
Stop derailing and lurk more.
kek I am not even that anon that asked m8 but you do have a point anon. But calling other people new for asking certain things is tacky. >>369945
just lurk more anon and you'll find the truth
anyways I doubt Ian is gonna even look at gurgs direction, it's obvious that gurg is just looking to pick a fight, we all know he lives off the drama.
I think Lane was one of the first ones to expose herself here, then Luxymoo, then Sarah and lastly (currently) that Seitanprincess chick.
Grease has mentioned the place by name on a couple of occasions in his videos, then there was the whole weird necromancy of a year old hannah Minx thread and a request to name and shame other vegetarian YT'ers.
I know the anti-o blogs reference us a lot when something is exposed here first… I do wonder if Lainey lurks here though, but I've never seen any circumstantial evidence to support that as of yet.
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idk if it's new or not but omg Shane Dawson is following plainey wtf?
I know she's followed Shane for a really long time, she is/was a fan of his as that's how she was attracted to Grease in the first place.
I don't know if the follow was mutual though, did he only just follow her today?
PewDiePie said "death to all Jews" on YouTube red. Everyone shat themselves and started pulling their support from him left to right.
YouTube also decided to make itself more "family friendly", so any video that was seen as too profane or any video that a company wouldn't want to have their name associated with got demonotized.
Onion doesn't make family friendly content, so his earnings are taking a nosedive. He's latching on to PewDiePie and idumbzzz to get their fans to (hate) watch his channels so he earns more cash.
New followers will be first in her followers list, if they're halfway down there then they've been following her for a while.
They arent new followers because i searched on her followers but they are nowhere to be found in the first section, so i guess they must be following her for a while now.
Yeah, don't worry about it… she's been a fan of his for ages and it was Shane that attracted her to Greasey in the first place.
I wouldn't be surprised if he threw a shitfit over her still following Shane in the past though, especially with how he reacted when a band idol of her messaged her but blocked Gerg, haha.
god hes such a PUSSY. "woe me, im not getting enough views so now i have to get an actual real job". "i almost commited suicide before starting my YT channel, WAT WILL I DO NOE"? well unfortunately for Lamey and his kids hes a narc so I dont think he would care too much about offing himself.
"I m now making what your dads make". Wow, good way of saving your own ass. Who the fuck would want to follow this asshole?
I have no doubt in my mind that Laney will eventually end up working at some fast food restaurant. Greg will probably end up working FOR some YT channel or off himself.
Does anyone knows if his mom works at all, or if Gerg pays for everything?
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>when even 4chan thinks you're a shitter
Loving every laugh
I feel sorry for his kids for having such a shit dad. Youtube hasn't been around long enough for anybody to say that it can provide a lifelong, stable career. He should have acknowledged that there was some amount of risk there.
He was making serious bank at one point. He could have halved it - keep 50% and put 50% into savings. He could have bought an average sized house, furnished it well and kept heating costs down by not having a huge empty home to hear. He would still have been living better than most people and would have had enough money to fall back on.
As much as I hate him, I hope he has kept more than "a little something" saved just for the kids' sakes.>>369985>I'm making $10 a day>I'm now making what your dads make
Bitch you wish lmao. Also my dad might have made less than Grease was making at his peak but our house was still heated and furnished and we still had family holidays. Poor Lainey, she's never going to Fiji now and she won't even have a sofa to cry on.
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Onision is top news on DramaAlert today with an extended report on him, after which Keemstar goes on a very long rant calling him out on his bullshit.
Comment section is… well, everybody giving their piece of mind on Onision, as you can imagine.
Starts at 3m07s: https://youtu.be/MbvTrPDLpZA?t=3m7s
>>369999>and we still had family holidays
I think his "family holidays" consists of him flying some teenage in from some part of the US.
I mean seriously, so many times we have seen screenshots of what he tells these girls, and it goes like " so do you want to come this weekend? Ill get you a ticket right now". Yes those last-moment-tickets can cost a good chunk, around 1k or more depending on the distance. In the last months he has paid for Sarah to go back home, Billie a couple of times, her friend, then Im SURE he paid for Mercades and god knows how many others have come and go without it being discovered.
I hate that I agreed with keemstar on something but what he said was all true..except maybe the talented part
Also why is onion saying "I make what your dads make now" like that's going to garnet him sympathy? Like on no you're not making the big money anymore let's cry you a river now..you could now live similar lifestyles like us plebs??!! :,( I don't get it
Yeah, his CCs are the best content he produces, otherwise his content is about as bad as Grease's.
Every single of his video now is basically random-random-burp-gross-niggerfaggot-random-belch-meme. That is shit content.
So the only good thing he can produce is shitting on other people's content while his is equally as bad.
I don't wanna derail this thread so I won't go into details but maybe you should check out filthy crew threads.
I'm convinced his fanbase is gonna wake up soon too.
His last CC was rubbish.
It consisted of footage everybody has already seen, plus Ian, in a true Onion manner, defending the use of racial slurs because he says so that's why
And they only go to the trampoline park when there is another person there he has to impress and show how great and fun he is to. Every video at the trampoline park had either sarah, billie, lameo's sister, and mercades. They never go as just the two of them. I remember when they had a trampoline in their backyard. Gerg probably sold it.>>369972
No shane followed her years ago. Lameo made a tweet saying i cant believe shane follows me. I thought he would hate me! And he responded that he knows shes separate from onion and doesnt judge her for it or some shit. >>370001
I had a feeling keem would make a video on it, but I wish he wouldn't give onion attention. That's what he wants. But keem prob doesnt care that onion is a horrible person because hes pretty shit himself and he tends to defend people who do bad shit.>>370011
i dont think idubbbz is that funny or anything either, so i dont get why he gets that many views. But the thing is will he still get this many views 8+ years later? I kinda doubt it. So I dont get how onion doesn't understand that BECAUSE hes been on here that long, his content became boring. And there will always be new competition that is fresh and more interesting. Some big youtubers stand the test of time because they worked hard to collab with other big channels, interact with fans, try make new different content, and branch out into different avenues like movies, podcasts, etc.
>>370043>$1 to see videos 24hrs before everybody else
Or just wait and it's free!
>$5 per month for all songs and books
Who tf would pay monthly? Pay once, snag em all, cancel.
>$500 for fifteen seconds of promo
lmao why though
>$1000 for a video and a skype chat with onision
He should just do a communismkills and say he'll stop for money
You forgot that $1 comes with exclusive pictures of onion and friends behind the scenes. The question is what friends. Is he going to shell out old pictures of all the people who hate him now.>>370053
I can see how his 12 year old fans could scrounge up $1 or $5. But do they realize its a monthly expense lol.
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>>370043>Thank you to everyone who is helping me survive>helping me survive>survive
are you shitting me grease you own a fucking tesla
his $1000 goal promises a dog thoughts video every month. I wouldnt want him to yell at leelu if she doesnt do what he wants.>>370057
god forbid he has to sell his tesla and live in a normal sized house and make as much money as a regular dad! Basically homeless and dying!
i never thought about that. baby/maternity clothes are really good to sell because they get very little wear and people don't want to buy things new that they'll only use for a few months.
but we wouldn't want to acknowledge the obvious and affirm that we have a child or anything.
There's a good chance that she has a separate depop for that. It wouldn't make much sense to advertise maternity clothing to his viewers anyway. >>370057
His $1000 goal is a Onision TV show. (Still on YouTube I guess, but still…)
He had made enough money to live off of for the rest of his life. At least a few decades. Instead he spent it on ugly houses - one that he doesn't even live in, a couple of very nice brand new cars, along with thousands worth of toys (atv, extra equipment etc), pets that he doesn't take care of, clothing, and junk food.
He's just an idiot that spent his money on shit he didn't need and even the thought of selling some of it has caused him to have a mental breakdown. His poor fans are too young to understand how much money he has in assets, so they're going to give him their hot topic money because they genuinely feel bad for him and think he and Lainey and the kids are sitting up in their room, huddling together for warmth and sharing a packet of ramen. It's fucked up. He's now directly exploiting children for money.
I hate him so much. My hate for him has grown tenfold now that he is a FATHER. This man has children and yet he still chooses to spend his money irresponsibly and act like a petulant child when the youtube bux stop rolling in. He has responsibilities. He has two 20 year commitments under his wing, but his material wealth is more important than they are. It makes me sick to my fucking stomach.
Fuck you Greg.
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…and his fans continue to be dumb as rocks.
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Watch him eventually get mad at his fans if enough dont donate and support him lmao.
This is like the most privileged thing I have ever seen him make. Oh no he has to sell his large as fuck house and his incredibly expensive car because he's only breaking about 100k views on Youtube now!
Youtube didn't fire you, you fucked up all on your own with your shitty ass fucking content. I guess if you want to think that Youtube fired you, then think about all the shit you did to deserve it.
I wanted to see the YouTube revolt go against PDP because he was the catalyst for this whole thing because he made a stupid joke without any concern for what might happen AFTER making numerous videos on how the media was targeting/watching him. He tried to be super edgy because he wanted to get in on the whole new trendy Cancer Crew/commentary channel shit and kept pushing boundaries that a lot of other people have now suffered from.
Fuck if that's going to happen with Onion leading the crusade. No one will rightfully call out PDP who will continue to do fine while others struggle if it means teaming up with Onion for fucks sake. He's only affected by ad revenue, it's pathetic that he's making this about views in total. That's all you, Greg. Thanks for ruining all that potential YouTuber infighting milk you bastard.
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What is he even offering them? He's made this Patreon in a desperate rush without even thinking about it… jfc.
priority access to onision. lmao. You can get priority access by triggering
him. Then you get a whole video made about you for free!
Access to patron-only pics of onion and friends (basicallly lameo). All lameo posts is selfies and onion posts selfies all the time. More selfies? Yay.
He's a shill, he's still going to be using YT to rake in the current income he's getting anyway. They're just going to be paying for seeing the videos 24 hours before he shoves them all onto YT.
2. At least one video dedicated to the topic YOU choose on a mirror of my .xyz forums.
Oh my fucking god… he's expecting them to pay HIM for creating content from THEIR ideas.
He might make a couple hundred out of patreon, which is what? Like what he'd earn from 1-2 videos on YT? How is that any better? Is he banking on people going for the $1000 donations? Even if someone did pledge 1k, i doubt they'd want to consistently pay that every month. >>370092
He already makes videos off his fan's ideas. Now they get to pay for it too!
>Watch him eventually get mad at his fans if enough dont donate and support him lmao.
I kinda love when creators do this because it just instantly exposes them for being a huge cunt.
Creator of Sword and Scale used to always be like "I have thousands of listeners but only 150 donate reee"
And the $500 a month 15 second advertisement on a whole one video that probably won't even
break 200k views.
I think most of the money will be made the first month, then people will back out of it because they realized they have to consistently pay it.
Also his fans think onion is dying and going to be homeless with how overdramatic hes being, so they are probably scrounging up their money to save their idol. lmao.
I think he'll be depending on the minority of his demographic who are actual mentally challenged adult fans, they've obviously not figured out exactly what it is that he's offering.
This is going to be such a trainwreck, there are no positive outcomes to this. He's either going to get incredibly frustrated at them and lash out at them when they demand their single exclusive video and greasy narc VEGETARIAN BODEEEE photos on time, or he'll get incredibly frustrated and lash out at them when they're not satisfied with what he's given them.
They're basically paying him for exactly the same content they've been getting from him for a decade, it won't change because he doesn't know how to create anything else.
Baby clothes also cost basically the same as regular clothes; in general, baby stuff is pricy. There's also like, toys, carseats, bottles, etc. Etc. Onion probably should've thought with more than his dick lol.
Also as an aside everyone I know with a kid has family or friends to help with this kinda stuff; people give away or sell for cheap the stuff their kids grow out of, it's pretty common. Plus the whole point of a baby shower is to help with this shit. I'm just saying, his decision to isolate plainey and alienate her family is stupid in a variety of ways.
>>370117>Waiting for the onision ep as we speak
Mike is so judgy about anything to do with sex. Would love to hear his dramatic reading of the Billie basement fiasco.
Kinda hope Grease starts making more and more edgy material culminating in a porno.
I think some people will just cancel after a month or so. Most people just want to feel like their supporting their idol and shit.
I think its more likely hes gonna be frustrated hes not getting as much money as he hoped if it doesn't reach some really high number and then try to guilt more fans into scrounging money for him, and some dumb ones will do it.
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What is wrong with these people? Well, I sincerely hope this wil die down with time.
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Of course he uses his 2009 one hit wonder, and who the fuck in their right mind has called him as one of the hardest working youtubers??
The kind of random access humor that was on it's way out 8 years ago? Why of course use it in my Patreon, thinking people will be as impressed with the view numbers as I am.
He doesn't get that normal people care about the content, not the views.
As much as I personally want idubbbz to make that career-killing content cop, there definitely would be some revived interest of onision's channels.
IF onision keeps talking trash about other youtubers, it's gonna definitely backfire on him. The comment section of his idubbbz rant is mainly people angry that onision hates their kind
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As a quick cow crossover, Vexxed (supported by none other than Margo Palermo) wants to do just that, because he's an autistic moron.
Grease had been subtly trying to bait Ian into doing a Content Cop on him for awhile. He made a video shit talking Ian for his Leafy Content Cop even though Grease had JUST been on a "I hate Leafy" rampage shortly before. Then he proceeded to throw in little digs at Ian in his videos from time to time and dedicated a video to comparing Ian to some other YouTuber, he just bitched about how unfunny and unentertaining Ian's video was.
Now he's throwing a real punch at Ian and I don't think he gets that a Content Cop isn't going to HELP his dying channels. It might bring in more views just because people would like to see the trainwreck for themselves, but the only person who's come out of a Content Cop relatively unscathed was Tana and that's because her brand was doing pretty well prior to the CC. Greg's channels, on the other hand, are on their death bed. It'd be the nail in the coffin for him.
But, yeah, I actually found a video by some small YouTuber where they make fun of other content creators by doing voiceovers on their videos and, in the Onision one, Ian actually contributes.
It allowed him to get some punches in on Greg while not giving him any kind of real platform and attention.
bless you, anon
But aren't his view dropping anyway? He can no longer make a buck from us. Surely this rule can be bent or diminished by the staff. Right?
The admins are pretty strict about it either way, it's just a heads up to remember next time lest anyone ends up with a temp ban.
If you're not sure how to host it on another site, ask any of the other anons if they'll do it for you… I think they use vid.me or something, which is why you'll always see a link to his videos directing there instead of any of his channels.
[MIRROR] YouTube Fired Me… What Now?
Onision, April 16, 2017https://vid.me/0Zy2
He keeps exaggerating and escalating. It's laughable. Now he's claiming youtubers are going to start committing suicide. Also, shut up about how you had a gun to your head Greg.
Like, most other YTers making bank have other projects on the go, or at least have the connections to do so. That's what being a (moderately intelligent) business person is about. You have to actually have a backup plan.
kek!!!! he started a twitch account for his gaming.
90% of his fans comments that they are minors and don't have money or access to a credit card.
>>"I don't need fans, I don't want to interact with them, you are literal strangers"
Loses ad revenue>>"Guys you mean so much to me, thanks for your donations and your prayers"
Rich stuff coming from the greaselord who said religious people are morons and should stop existing.
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Samefag but fuck–someone actually choose the $1000 perk. What the heck.
It's obviously someone desperate for him to promote them on YT. It could be anyone, I'd love it if it ends up being another well known lolcow.
You know as soon as they get that video made, they'll cancel their subscription… otherwise they'll get charged the same amount again the next month, kek.
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"My fans are mostly of age, guys!"
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Oh my actual fuck. I hope to see this trainwreck of a stan.
I'm wondering about his other house, not the one he conveniently signed off to Touchy Tammi, but the one he's been filming his shitty Fred-ripoffs. It's not the mcmansion, this one has neighbours and different siding. Where is it located? It makes zero sense to own 3 properties and not rent any of them out, but again this moron has 2 cars and barely leaves the house sooo
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Yep! There's dozens of them saying similar things on his Twitter as well.
It must be pretty embarrassing to have only 125 patrons in 12 hours when you're a HYOOGGGEE YT STAR with over 2 BILLION VIEWS and 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS.
What a joke.
Same reason he's linking all the big / popular names to this crisis he's having - no one else is running around screaming that it's the end of all things. People have mentioned it, but no one except Greg is going on ad nauseam. But he has to think that everyone else is experiencing this exactly like him - it can't just be that he's got a particularly shit, un-monetizable channel.
And between linking himself with the other YTers in this plight he alone seems to be experiencing, he's insulting anyone who watches them - and angering many of his own remaining fans in the process.
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This mofo is making over 1k a month. what is life. Why are people still giving this piece of shit money??
One person pledge $1k to collaborate with him. A complete moron, because people used to get PAID to collaborate, not the other way around. It's likely a desperate small YTer, and I doubt they keep their pledge going once the video is made.
Without that, he was looking at $500 / month. And we have to see how many of these will actually be monthly; a lot of teens / kids won't be able to keep up monthly payments - or, their parents are going to get a weird charge on the statement next month and freak.
Do they think this is their way of buying his friendship and that he'll always respond to their messages to him? He'll drop them as soon as they unsubscribe from him, they have nothing to offer him but their money, he's a narc… he (not so) secretly despises his fans.
I'm not sure what the logic behind all this is… just 15 seconds of "fame" from a washed up, whiny YT'er who doesn't appreciate them?
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>still obsessed with billie
>impending onion divorce
She needs to shut the fuck up, she needed to shut the fuck up as soon as CG 1.0 was over and done with.
They've literally just been pawing all over each other (her and grease) since this last night, posting photos and making videos together.
Shit like this just makes me believe that she's not actually genuine about her feelings for either of them (billie or/and grease) and she's just been using her husband as a cashcow just as much as he's been using her as a tool. I can't stand her, she's just as disingenuous and deceitful as he is, nobody fucking believes that she's still "in love" with Billie after everything she did to her… it's beyond pathetic at this point.
One farmer speculated that it's because he's protecting his assets for an impending divorce.>>370043
Is there any way that his Patreon could be taken down? Do they have rules against supporting horrible people, or is it a free-for-all?
Is it possible he's donating to himself ? To make viewing fans think "well if this person is then maybe I will too" ….
Surely nobody is that stupid to trow cash into a dumpster and gas light it .. ( Or at least they may as well do that cause at least you get warm pretty fire from it. ) You pretty much get nothing from donating to this twat that he doesn't already do.
(Tinfoil theory )
The whole " You can direct message me" shit .. What if this is his creepy new way of getting teen girls. It would def show which ones are desperate enough.
I don't think he could donate to himself, but he could use Lainey's credit card to do it.
But I have my doubts it's either of them, simply because he has to go through with his pledge promise of collab/promoting them in a 15 minute video… I guess we'll know by around 5/17 next month, if no promo or collab video appears with anyone, then your suspicions may be validated.
I don't think the Twitch channel is a recent development, it looks like it was launched quite a while back then abandoned.
As for the YT earnings… I found DSSCTM mentioning something about it last night.
>>Also, the first year when he hit it big, he was making 100 grand a year. As his channels and views grew, his income had to be around 200 to 400 grand a year. He has been making at least 20 grand a month or more for years. So for him to say YouTube is taking 90% is a god damn LIE. That would mean that he would be making 2 grand a month now. Bullshit!
I don't like DSSCTM, but if anyone knows anything about the early days of his YT career; it'd be him.
pewdiepie did a controversial video that people considered racist. disney drops him cause they don't want to associate with him. it makes companies start discussing how youtube puts adds on racist vids, isis vids, overall gross videos. so this caused major companies to stop advertising on youtube alltogether, making lots of youtubers (onion included) to stop making as much money. so in a very strange way, yeah, it all started with pewdiepie.
its been discussed to death but heres a random link i found on google about it https://www.marketplace.org/2017/03/23/business/companies-are-pulling-ads-from-youtube-to-protect-brands
No, unfortunately. His current fanbase is growing up, bored of him and dropping him but it's not made much of a dent on him financially. He's still making money off all his channels including "Lainey's channel" and every video he posts to them - he earns an average of around $500 according to Socialblade.
If he's pumping out 10-15 videos a week, that's still around $7,500 he's getting.
His over-exaggeration of "becoming poor" has somehow recently worked in his favor because remember when I posted earlier in the last thread here >>365629
that his social media accounts were barely interacted with? In the last week since he started with this bullshit, those RTs and likes have now jumped up and doubled on his posts because his bored fans are now suddenly concerned about him.
It'll be interesting to see where this Patreon goes now, I expect him to milk the "Omg, YT fired meeee! I'm barely surviving!" deception game for a while longer yet.
Sorry for samefagging…
$7,500 x 12, he's still getting near enough $100,000 a year, if he somehow manages (which I very much doubt) to score around $5,000 every month from Patreon… then that's another $60,000 on top of the $100,000 a year.
He's not making anywhere near enough as he used to do in his prime, but he'll be certainly living comfortably off $160,000 a year… but only if he's lucky and his Patreon subscribers don't bail on him with that additional $60k.
He's farrrrrr from him and his family becoming destitute in this current financial climate.
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The fucking nerve of this guy…
This video is great. He's trying so hard to stay relevant, probably needs iDubbz and Filthy Frank to acknowledge him in hopes that he can bounce back. >"I-I-I'm just as funny as Filthy Frank!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA>"I don't understand how popular just completely erodes any fact of the matter"
This is the same guy who shouted down a debater because he had more subscribers.>complaining about iDubbz being edgy and using mean words
Hypocrisy. Such hypocrisy.>mfw he accidentally stereotypes black people and then backpedals "A-Assuming it's a low income black community….">"He's just an idiot that stands around and says whatever ignorant thing he can say, and that's supposed to be comedy."
Hmm, reminds me of someone.>"You only like iDubbz because he's in right now"
They made him "in". Idiot.>"I regularly insult myself all the time, so it doesn't count whenever I insult people! I even apologize when I'm racist or creepy!"
Lol no you don't Greg
Yeah, he was never really hurting. He still was making more than he deserves and enough to live off of. But he admitted in the second "fired" video he didn't want to "DOWNGRADE" his lifestyle. But he acts like hes fucking homeless and dying on the street. He's truly disgusting. Also his fans seem to not notice he has multiple YT accounts. He's profiting off like 5 + lainey's channels. They only look at one channel's views and see it as low, but if you add all them up hes making decent amount of views in a week.
Also that tweet he made on patreon to seem like he cared about other youtubers and that they should sign up too was a referral link. Lmao. As always the case, onion only cares about himself and he will profit off people signing up for patreon through his referral links.>>370436
He will probably end up abandoning it again. Also at least on twitch, he would have gotten banned for all the shit he did on YT if he did it on twitch. You can't parade underage girls in their underwear on twitch. I always preferred twitch because they actually ban dumb cunts who do outrageous shit like onion.
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Type Onision is a stupid nigger in chat!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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I'm almost sure that this is him. If you look at the numbers, the vast majority of the donations are in the 1-5$ range. Only 10 people are donating around 30$, and no one is choosing 500$.
The only person who would want so many shoutouts from greg would have to be desperate. If you have this much free cash laying around, would you really be this desperate?
Back when patreon was less private, I snooped around youtuber patreons and often noticed reciprocal donations among youtubers who were friends. He has no friends so he has to donate to himself.
or claim they're a HUGE fan and just wanted to support him and don't want the shout out/colob because they are too "shy".
Like who the fuck would want a shout out from someone who only gets 100k views on a video with offensive shit tier jokes and bullying videos… They'd have a better chance at getting noticed by just simply triggering
Keem, and that free. OR even triggering
Leafy would get them more attention and subs/views, and again would be free .. Not this 1grand a month BS.
And anyone donating $30 and above will be getting their name in every video so we will see those too.
I'm still waiting on him to "mutual follow" the 11 people he is supposed to follow on twitter.
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Lashing out at the same fans they expect to pay their bills.
What was she replying to?
"Lainey and Onision are the best couple ever"
"Yeah because you know us so well. Leave me alone"
That's weird to reply to something about them being the best couple ever with something so negative. They literally just posted another "cute couple" video.
There were 4 comments in the thread that arent shown so id expect someone said something negative, which is what made her reply. But if it's deleted, then cant really check.
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The people who donated $30+ to him for an onision follow are here!
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If shes talking about billie, well lameo you probably wont get closure because everytime billie tried to talk to you, you reported it to gerg, and he publicly shamed her and told her to stop messaging the both of you. So uh…its no wonder she doesn't want to contact either of you ever.
>>370493>>Also that tweet he made on patreon to seem like he cared about other youtubers and that they should sign up too was a referral link.
Oh my god, you are shitting me…. I just checked… you're not shitting me.>>370570
I think Patreon will freeze his account and credit until he amends the pledge promises in some way.
Wouldn't it be $7,500 x 52 if he's making that weekly
? That's depressing.
If you add up all his views this week on new videos on his top three channels ,it's 2mil+ but hes acting like hes getting no views and going to go homeless. His fans are very stupid to believe this shit. He just doesn't want to downgrade his lifestyle if YT pays him a little less than hes used too. Theres no doubt hes still probably bringing in a lot of money.>>370623
Out of the potential twitter follows, the ryan guy seems most likely to have dropped $1k because he has a youtube channel and might want a collab.
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When you think she cant get anymore obnoxious.
It's all about posting shit on her Twitter.
I am gay! I am bi! I am polyamorous!
But I actually don't want to be with a girl or have another partner
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Since earlier today, he's added another shit-tier to his "rewards" for $100 a month.
This wasn't there yesterday.
I feel like Gurg posted that or she's baiting. Because she is not bi in any way and definitely not poly at all.
And everyone has those receipts.
She'll deny ever saying what she said in the past, she did it when she denied being bisexual four years ago.
She's learnt these tactics from Grease, they have no shame of their hypocrisy… they don't care until it doesn't benefit them in some way.
>>370630Tin foil hat
What if she isn't referring to Billie ? What if its always been about Greg.. Maybe Greg constantly expresses that he doesn't want her anymore and she wants closure as to why he doesn't.
I do believe her when she says she never loved Billie or cared about her.
It didn't take long for him to twist her arm again, did it? This is probably what their recent passive-aggressive bullshit with each other was all about.
He's made them both "available" again.
Now i'm 100% sure shes not bi, if she jumps on the poly shit after the failed threesome where she clearly just wanted gerg to herself. She probably thinks shes sooo bi too just cause she kissed one girl.
Man Lainey has become so awful. She was annoying before, but she wasn't so dislikeable and i felt bad for her before because she seemed like she was a nice person at heart. Now shes so hateable and acts despicable towards other people. Grooming has been a success for onion. When their relationship implodes, lainey will still be her awful self shes grown to be and i wont feel bad for her.
Is Lainey actually good at anything. She can't even apply her lipstick properly. I bet it kills her that billie was so much better at makeup than her.
Is her lack of talent and interests why she makes up this agender bullshit about herself? To seem like she is not as plain as white bread?
I really wish she'd stop hoping on every other hashtag just to dump her photos, this applies to everyone in general.
It's fucking stupid
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I was reading Patreon's guidelines. So a history of collecting children pics in their underwear and bullying someone with a severe eating disorder is okay? Oh and abusing and harassing his partners as well?
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$100 for a shoutout…
>>370716>>the fact that his patreon has generated so many donations in such a short amount of time is fucking irritating
It really hasn't anon, don't let it rustle your jimmies like this.
For someone who boasts about 2 billion views and 2 million subscribers and has 800,000 Facebook members and 400,000 Twitter followers… 230 Patrons in 24 hours is an absolutely abysmal for someone with those kinds of numbers of supporters.
136 of those 230 Patrons are only throwing him a single dollar a month, another 58 of them are throwing him a fiver a month…
That's 194 out of 230 of his supporters who don't value him at anything more than $5 and they'll probably even cancel their subscriptions by next month; once they realize he's never going to create new and interesting content for them.
(Sorry I deleted my post, he's currently at around 230 Patrons, not 250 just yet)
Yeah, they take something like a 5% fee out of the total of whatever he'll get too.
Half of it is from a single person who donated $1,000; probably, a small YTer who is desperate for the collab video that was promised at that level.
I hope they realized it's not supposed to be a one time gift of $1k to get the collab - it's supposed to me a monthly donation. $12k PER YEAR to get one collaborative video with him.
Half that support will drop when the person realizes what they signed on for.
Indeed, it honestly sounds like they rushed to support him without actually sitting down and taking the time to read exactly what it is that he's offering… all because they fell for his deceitful sob-story about how he's going to end up being broke.
90% of what he's offering is already free and is going to end up being free anyway.
The 10% of "exclusives" that they've signed up for is just one single video that MIGHT not get posted to YT, any future music he creates (which he'll crosspost to Itunes anyway), access to basically a mirror of his private subforum on his .xyz messageboard, and a first look at some photos that he'll crosspost to IG and Twitter as well.
Anything over $50 gets them that 10% "exclusive content" that I've just mentioned:
$30 gets them a quick flashcard credit at the end of a video that they will share with the others.
$50 gets them a Twitter followback.
$100 gets them a shoutout on a video.
$500 gets them a 15 second promo and his PO address so you can send HIM gifts.
$1000 gets them a 15 minute promo/collab video and a Skype call.
He's offering them notttthhhhhiiinnnng.
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Onion denies the existence of aliens, while he secretly believes in their existence along that they're tied to Sicescan beliefs.
Contradictions arise once again!
i like how she's fishing for people to flirt with her, but she forgets to mention that:
-she married to that "partner"
-shes's not allowed to date men
-she has two kids
-she's going broke
lol bitch keep your priorities right
I knew it! I fucking knew it! This was one of the videos he made last night on Patreon and he's already made it visible on YT for free!
A fool and their money are easily parted couldn't ring any more true right now, lol!
I don't get it, she "Kissed a girl and was okay with it". She's currently in a monogamous, heterosexual marriage with a heterosexual man. She's insanely jealous of any woman who shows an interest in her husband, even casually. She claims to be "agender" when she thinks dressing feminine makes her a girl and thinks she's masculine when dressed like a guy. She's actively lured in teenage bisexual women with her husband and allowing him full control.
I wonder how any bodies are under Grump's lawn.
And entie second house
when you already have extra bedrooms for filing, PLUS a guest house for filming, plus A THIRD HOUSE you just gave as a "gift" to your mother rather than charging her a nominal rent to cover upkeep and expenses.
Yes, pity the man with multiple properties and two self driving sports cars, who now only makes $10k per month instead of $20k and has all those properties paid off in full. He must be given monies immediately or he'll kill himself.
"Gifting" a house for the full value can be a tax write off.
It can also protect your assets against a spouse if you undervalue it in the gift - if he valued the gift at $1 it means he doesn't have to split the assets with either Skye (who paid for the house with him out of their joint YT earnings) or with Taylor (if he's preparing for a divorce.)
Exactly, so it makes no sense that he's all of a sudden so poor and that he's unexpectedly hit by financial struggle. He gave her the house so he has a cushion to fall back on and so his child bride won't get it if they divorce. Her lawyer dad told her how she could screw him over when CG 1.0 broke loose, and she ran back to Onion and told him about it, so he's probably hiding money and property to save his ass. I think it has some sentimental value to him too since he didn't sell the ghetto house and just kept it all these years. It's the house he shared with Shiloh.
Sage for property rambling
These fools are gonna give him the extra $60k / year he wants on top of the "broke" salary of $120k he was "Reduced" to after the adsense changes.
I can only hope they don't realize that these donations are monthly and not a one-off, and that by next month they drop off. Because anyone who is willing to pay $12,000 for collaborative video (the yearly donation amount) is beyond autism.
I hope they enjoy the fact they are basically funding the airplane tickets for the next teen girl he flies in. Such struggling to survive my ass. Idk how his fans can watch a video he made like two days before with him and his fancy tesla and old house he GAVE to his mom, and think their favorite youtuber is about to die homeless on the street if they dont give him money. If people want to donate money, why not give it to actual homeless people and charities?
Shit like this makes me lose hope for humanity.
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Sadly, he loves himself. We all know he thinks he's hot af, he is so delusional, he shows off his saggy body with pride fishing for compliments. On anoter note, he changed his patreon opening vid from bananagreg to sadsadgreg. Must get those pity points.
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lmao this reminded me of lainey
safe of ot
I doubt it. Keem said he got the info from "mutual friends" of Onision and him. Those blogs ain't friendly.
Keem's got contacts throughout Youtube. I don't see why he would scour around blogs for info when he can just Skype call a few people and get much more reliable insights.
I am still wondering who he talked to, there are not a lot of people who are that close to Onision… Cyr? Billie the Fridge? Hmmmm…
Both him and Lainey remind me of a certain kind of people: Those who are untalented, uncreative and don't have any hobbies, so they start putting labels on themselves (Lainey) to seem interesting and dedicate their lives into sucking "life-energy" (in a way) from others (Onion). They will never be happy, because their happiness is dependant on other people's unhappiness, material goods or simply it has ridiculously high and humanly impossible standards. They're both doomed to spend their lives filling their emptiness with material things, teenage girls and ego feeding.
Maybe one day they'll realize, each of the two in his/her own way, and that will be the day that a gun
will truly be pressed against their temple.
own way, and that will be the day a gu
Now that Youtube money is drying out
Now that child-brides are flying out
I'll sell my car and sell my mansion
And threaten suicide for attention
I'm pretty convinced that he kept all the properties so that he could write a ton of shit off as expenses and keep as much of his freelance income as possible.
I'd love to see his deductions. One of the houses is probably claimed as a 'studio' along with a couple of rooms in the house he lives in. That's why he keeps everything so empty, too–in case he gets audited he can say see? This room is for shooting only, etc.
Let them, it doesn't take away the fact that he'd only have $1,300 in total from less than 300 Patreons who have in the majority given him less than $5 in 48 hours.
He's not as "famous" as he thinks he is, lol.
The saddest thing is it might take them growing up and fucking hating their parents to make plainey do anything about her situation. Doubt it though, she's like the best example of an enabler I could ever point to.
personally grew up to hate enablers far more than abusers. Abusers are just shit, they couldn't change even if they wanted to. Enablers can and choose not to.
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Just a heads up.
This "ladyboy" person is one of the patrons who is giving him $50 for him to add her to his followers and to directly Tweet at her.
Only since today has she started getting involved in his Twitter disputes with others, she's definitely showing cow-like behavior already.
Power. Control. It's HIS money, HE doesn't feel cold, etc. My narc mom did the same thing. She kept the house at 56 degrees all winter in the midwest because SHE worked out all the time and hates feeling hot. While the kids huddled in blankets with blue lips.
Point is: narcs do this shit because they can, and that's how they're happy, which is all that matters to them.
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If you guys want to keep tabs on her sure, but I won't be able to contribute with further information as she blocked me ten minutes ago.
I guess the truth hurts when you realise you're paying HIM $50 a month to fight HIS battles and essentially maintain a fake friendship until they can't be a patron anymore.
lainey shilling t shirts on her twitter. i'm gonna guess whoever actually made these shitty anime fanarts will see $0
~your gender is valid guys~
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Back to the body judging, gleefully
why is he still doing this when he knows his "career" is on the line (sorta) and losing the many fans (that haven't realized he's a pos-loser just yet) and jewtube goldz are running out (currently, he's still has some for the long run).
18 bucks for a phone case?
32 bucks for a fucking tee??
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lmao, he changed it "per new video"
and he posts a new video every day!
lets see how long his 13 year old fans can support this kek
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breakdown (cuz i obv have way too much time on my hands rn)
>>372028>the only thing that would tickle me more is if she didn't pay/credit the artist.
She didn't iirc.
She just asked her followers to draw her fan art and she will pick few which she will use on her merch. Few gullible 13 year olds fell for it and are probably proud she is profiting from their "art".
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Stupid move on his part, how can he possibly expect his dumbass fans to pay $30, $50, or a fucking $1000 PER VIDEO. asking for it monthly for basically nothing was already a stretch. pic related.
I think that's why he went crazy over losing some money.
He doesn't save up. He spends his free time buying overpriced toys for him to play with. He has no savings.
Oh I see.
How long until he starts selling all this shit tho?
It's not even every month anymore, it's per new video now.
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Yep! One of the two "$1,000 Patrons" from earlier on today has already bailed on him.
What a fucking idiot!>>371710
See, anon. If he doesn't ruin himself now, he will eventually get old and nobody will care about him anymore.
Other one is probably using their mommy's credit card.
Wait when mommy gets that $30000 bill kek
Idiot thinks he is so smart.>I'm gonna earn $2000 per video now, even more than ever before! What a genius plan
Except your fans are 12 and will have to bail out sooner or later.
I can't wait until he makes a whiny video how he is disappointed by his fans because they can't "keep their promise" or shit like that lel
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He seems to have added a new level of pledge.
$250 is a hell of an expensive phone call. The arrogance is astounding.
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I can't see this post for obvious reasons, but this is more than likely his announcement for the changes to his "Pay Per Video" instead of "Monthly" offer.
I think if he's notified them and okayed it with Patreon, he can do it without too much difficulty.
Yeah, I've been keeping a close beady eye on it all and he's also added a new "$2" and "$100" payment option since this morning.
He really does not know what the fuck he's doing and he knows he has fuck all to offer them.
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This Patreon bullshit is quickly becoming the best milk we've had for weeks.
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>recieve credit card bill
>see $20k has been paid to "Onision"
>WHAT THE HELL BOBBY
>"But MOM, he has helped millions of people with their issues"
>Open one of his videos
>See pic related
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Lol Shiloh posted this to her instagram. A couple people asked if it wa shade and she didn't reall say anything. I love her I'm so glad she's doing so well
Well, yeah, you are right there! Good grief.
$250 per video where he greases your screens with his presence three times a day, all so you can have ONE time of him greasing your sole screen with his presence per month! What a great reward!
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This is now his Patreon count, it was at 293 just earlier here >>372032
Her claims are not supporting the evidence… ask her to screencap his Patreon messages for proof of this.
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She's the same chick from earlier who was licking his ass all over Twitter, don't trust a word she says.
His patreon count has been falling, if monthly payments were still an option - they'd remain the same.
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I was thinking maybe you had the ability to choose how often you paid when you signed up to pledge and that is indeed the case.
Which is unfortunate because I so wanted it to go tits up for him when his fans couldn't afford to pay for the ten videos a week rather than once a month.
It's nearly day three and he's technically (without that $1000) only made $1,100 since creating it.
Where them 2 MILLION subscribers at now?
What a money hungry asshole. It's so funny how self righteous he was about rich youtubers asking for money. Now that he went down that road, he's going full out scammy. >>372002
LOL wow. This art was from forever ago. Did she even re-ask if she could use it?? Didn't even bother changing it up. This pair of scammers give no shits about their fans and want them to give them their last penny to support their luxurious lifestyle.
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And now he's changed it AGAIN.
"Deluxe Onion Video"
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I only make $4 per shitty phone case I didn't design or make myself! Reward me for my non effort! I need money more than you plebs!!
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It sounds like he's lurking here again, he's changed it back again to "monthly".
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Ummmm no, you're allergic to the nickel underneath that cheap gold plating. I've never heard of ANYONE having a "gold allergy".
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This isn't the first scam that he pulled out of his ass. Any of y'all remember the Haiti earthquake?
That shit would always be on my bank statement for life, I ain't willing to even donate a cent to an infamous pedo trainwreck.
But I agree, if anyone wants to take one for the team and even find out who the $1,000 subscriber was… we salute you.
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LOL yeah Laineys adivce. HI GREG AND Lainey!!!!
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Some stupid bitch coming to his defense about the "deluxe" video changes.
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Chopping and changing, chopping and changing.
The Skype call has now doubled in price and some extras have been added.
This should all have been decided upon before he started using the page. He is so sloppy.
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Meanwhile, a certain ex's wedding band was real…and gothic!
Laney keeps getting dem sloppy seconds. Top kek
So basically… he does NOT want to charge them monthly as he's too greedy and wants that amount for every video he makes.
He's only just acquiesced to go back to monthly payment within the past hour because patrons were actually dropping him, so he's settling for something instead of nothing at all.
I'mma add moar insult to the injury for ya:
Shane Dawson swears like a sailor EVERY damn minute and he's still doing peachy.
You definitely can be allergic to gold. I'm allergic to platinum (super rare, but happens). But it's pretty unlikely that she wore it for years and is only now realizing it. You can develop allergies later in life but that's usually food/ environment related, never heard of late allergies to metals.>>372246
It's such bullshit. The only thing that could happen to them is that they have to change their lifestyle. Which is not a big deal. They're not homeless, they're not starving. His wording makes me so mad.
>>372267>my set i record at
its your fucking house, you can record anywhere even if you had to move into an apartment/ condo>mode of transportation to get there
oh you mean you're nearly $100k car?>my house i need that i can't talk about because private
so your sex basement/ dungeon
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he tweeted this earlier
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He keeps using the word 'survive' while living in a house that's worth more than what many people make in a lifetime
He works at home? Why is he basically lying? And if you did have a studio and we're going poor then you wouldn't still
Be at a studio because it's not necessary. Wtf. This is the guy whose fans think is honest. Ahahaha.
Is he trying to indirectly answer us? Because we're the only ones who have been asking these sorts of questions… in fact, it sounds more and more like he's been lurking here for the past 48 hours.
His fans haven't asked any of these questions, not in the slightest - they've been the first to support him without second thought.
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lol can u imagine onision on dramaalert 1on1 debate with keem..
>>372300>areas of my private life I cannot discuss out of respect for other people
yeah haha good one dude, "respect for other people"
maybe he really is a comedian
But he's made hundreds of videos in all his homes, is he saying that he can't just use one of them? Like umm… the one he's living in now with 5 bedrooms and a guest house for a studio?
HE LIVES IN A MCMANSION WITH ROOM AS FAR AS WIDE AS THE EYE CAN SEE, EVEN OUTDOORS! He's on detached and secluded property for fucks sake.
Your wife doesn't go anywhere but your house and Olive Garden.
Sell all your bootleg weeb shite if you're so desperate, you don't even socialize enough to own 6 PS4 controllers and when you do, it's with teenaged girls you find off the internet.
You are SO FULL of shit, Grease.
>>372300> and the cars are not only significant Earth-friendly/efficient, but they are reasonable
Great sentence, ya cunt!
The boy is reaching and flooding everyone with information. His whole shtick with the puppy eyes and soft voice in his last video makes me gag. He's so full of bullshit, I wonder if he has any grip on reality any more.
It doesn't require a mastermind to understand that if you have two houses and two cars, you shouldn't need or ask for charity.
Lainey doesn't have to be anywhere or a job. She could easily drop onion off and pick him up if he's just at a studio. He doesn't have to drive anywhere during that time. He's such a load of
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this was one of his donors lol
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man, his fans are young
>>"someone cancelled their $1,000"
>>"aw musta been someone with strict parents!"
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Damn that Shane for not having a sexy vegetarian bod liek daddy Onion, damn him!
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To celebrate all this milk, how about some nightmares?
Saged (i think) for rage.
This fucker thinks "sell the set and downgrade everything" is below him. If he sold ONE TESLA at a loss, it would still probably be worth more than the AVERAGE ANNUAL SALARY OF A SINGLE AMERICAN. And this bitch is begging from literally children.
Fuck him, fuck Lainey. Get off your fat pedophile asses, and stop being fucking leeches.
I honestly dont know how you can be a fan of onion and watch all his videos where he shows off all his expensive shit, and think, "man this guy is going to starve if i dont give him my allowance right now! But somehow he can afford to still own two houses and two expensive cars and never have to sell them!"
But then again, i dont understand how anyone can be a fan of onion after all the shit hes done.
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When 2k+/month isnt enough so you spam your referral link to everyone. Survival guys!
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It looks like Onision and Stepanka made a mutual agreement to support each other and artificially raise their support money. I wonder how much it is.
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Yes, it's more than likely she's the 1k donor, are they really making enough money though to piss away 12k a year to be promoted on his dying channel? Is she even aware of his reputation and what it might do to her own if she's continually linked to him?
>>Onision and Stepanka made a mutual agreement to support each other and artificially raise their support money.
Is probably why he can't stop spamming the shit out of that referral link, if they both get over a certain amount of patrons by the end of the month, the larger their referral bonuses will be.
>>372300>Talks about surviving
Okay now I seriously hate people like him, which are so used to being wealthy that the moment they lose a bit of their income they think they're suddenly "poor" and "surviving". My neighbor lives with 500 a month, she's an old woman that also has to pay the rent. She is poor and surviving you sociopath, you are not. Not being able to pay for a ridiculously priced house, living like a fucking scrooge not even turning the heat on when it's cold, when you could just move in a smaller one, that I'm sure will still be bigger than the average house because you are a drama queen, makes you look like a huge cunt and makes me wish you were actually poor. I wish people like him would become actually poor and stop complaining about "Waaaah I can't pay for my billion house I'm so poooor teenagers please pay for my biiills".>"Selling my second car? So now my spouse doesn't have a car to go anywhere while I am at the set recording?"
Lmao. Your spouse never leaves the house, just like you because you are two fucking NEETs. Sell it and buy a cheaper one? Or just sell it because a lot of people don't even have a second car and your spouse has no friends or work so she doesn't need it? Drama queen.
Sage for rant, sorry
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what a dumb slut
I honestly don't believe that he paid all his houses and his cars in full. Even if he had the money to do so at some point, it's much more popular to choose downpayment so you'll have more money to spend per month. His excuses are bullshit though - I wonder if he or his waifu actually believe the bullshit that comes out of his mouth. Lainey could look for a job with her dormant college degree, Greg could pursue something other than spasming on youtube fulltime.
At this point, I'm starting to think that Greg doesn't consider the outside world to be real, that only his life and his narrative is the truth..
Uhhh… if the hate he got was just "about his opinions" then this thread wouldn't exist.
It goes a lot deeper than that, honey.
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Omg this art is so bad… like an eight year old got their hands on one of those "learn to draw anime" books and this as their first attempt. Good job plainey, you're stealing and making a profit off of children's artwork and not even giving them the credit.
Fuck, this is just terrible art, what an embarrassing shirt.
Ah yes the classic we have different opinions but i can still support a creepy manipulative abusive sexual predator who harasses teens and makes fun of 13 year old's bodies. Lainey loves using that one too! >>372685
It was probably actually a 13 year old fan of lameos, so its not like its horrible that they drew that. What's dumb is lameo taking that and putting it on a shirt to sell and profit off of while giving no money or credit to the artist. I bet she knows its awful, but she doesnt care because shes not the one who has to wear it. Just like onion, she jsut wants fans to give her money and praise and doesn't care about benefiting them or providing them good content. Which is funny because she used to be a "fan" and in their position, but now she thinks they are all beneath her.
Absolutely idiotic idea anon. If you want your DNA - There's some dna in shit and urine, let alone period blood!? on file with the police forever then go ahead.
No cowtipping or interacting with the cows. Don't suggest ideas that go against the site rules and are, y'know illegal
It's not even like he'd have to sell the car completely like >>372626
stated he could sell the car and buy a cheaper one and still have two cars. I'm not going to say he should just sell it cause realistically two cars are idea in america especially when kids are involved. But it's not like he's going to fucking die if he drives a Prius or literally any other kind of car but his tesla. And it's not 2009 anymore if he wants an electric car there are plenty of options now.
>>372685>>We don't pander to children.
No adult is going to wear something like that, not only is it an obscure niche reference to an "internet (lack of) personality" that 98% of the world population wouldn't understand… but it looks like a 6 year old drew it for a t-shirt design contest or a school project.
But no, "the majority of their fans are over 18"… righhhhht.
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First of all, going after H3H3 Productions is a big mistake, but we all know the fuckbag is doing it to gain traction. Keep on digging that grave, faggot.
His ebegging has reached new levels, this is the description box of his video on manspreading, H3H3 and PyroC. This faggot is spreading his invite-link to patreon under the disguise of being "nice". KEK
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Lol i looked at the video, and i was actually kind of agreeing with what he was saying about manspreading, but somehow he ended up going off talking about his negative facebook reviews and ex's again and how they are liars and he dumped them. Idk how that relates to anything what? Does he just take any chance to mention that? Still whining about billie? Holy shit.
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>>372752>Get your name in the credits of every video so long as you are a patron of this level.
Also wasnt he supposed to put names of some of his patreon's in the credits of all his videos? Instead he just had this.
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He's just so pathetic.
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Wow hes still so fucking BITTER about billie.
O B S E S S E D
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Sometimes I wish I could write a script that would spam Onion's social media with pictures of Billie and Drew
It's pretty much how people build an audience on the net nowadays. You start producing content and get a small following, try to pick a fight/incite drama with somebody who has more views/reach than you do and hope some of the audience rubs onto you.
Except this really doesn't work out for Gurg because his content his utter shit.>>372540
Except Patreon is still laughing because they're still taking their cut.
can you provide proof?
The only thing I can think of is when he made fun of that toy channel.
They have this form to report patreons if they violate rules if you or anyone else wants to report him.https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfEYr_hMunVaqHNXCpv9oQIpY4_ghKLeAxytXI8H0PqXPr6Zg/viewform
I feel like they wont do anything about it though but it might be worth a shot.
Anon, he used to make at least one 'Youtube is bad' 'Youtubers are fake but I'm not' 'Fake youtubers play this game but I do not' 'Positive Youtubers are fake but I'M SO REAL GUIZ' drama video a week in which he would usually indirectly call out other creators.
He pretty much relies on clickbait, drama and edginess now to survive. Go check out his videos, every single one is either one or the other. Oh yeah, and some shitty YLYL and YCYL challenges. People pretty much watch him for his edgy jokes/content that causes drama and controversy now since his other content is shit.
And even before, I remember him making the Youtuber highschool or what was it to call out people.
And the 'dick-sucking song' ('youtubers rrr soo faake corporation monkeiss I used to be like them but I'm so real and self-aware now' song) that even featured Tyler Oakley and badmouthed him for doing collabs with a lot of people iirc.
Btw he did (very very briefly though) reference Onision in his video before.
Also why do you think he kept pushing the boundaries and becoming more and more controversial?
All this Nazi drama he absolutely milked to make himself a martyr of youtube. The 'nigga' drama. His friends (Sean and Ken) were suprised that he said and did things like that because they knew he realized what it would cause. Better negative attention than no attention I guess. It definitely helped him secure his place amongst the community, his fanbase got a common enemy, like I said, good at manipulating. He even got Sean to privately apologize to him and THEN get publicly lyched for a month for simply disagreeing (while still saying WSJ overdid it with the Nazi shit) and not sucking his dick like Ethan (h3) did. He could have just said 'JSE kinda fucked up but we talked it out, guys' but I guess it's better to let your 14yo fanbase yell 'backstabber!!' at a guy that criticized you but likes you so much that he's moving to the same city to be closer to you. Again, it unites his fanbase to have a common enemy so it's okay.
Maybe you shoulld check out Filthy Crew threads, he is being talked about there from time to time. I'm not really good at explaining and also sorry for typos.
Long post and OT but honestly Felix pisses me off a lot.
Manspreading is a pretty old meme by now to jump on, noone cares any more and everyone knows how to deal with people invading their space or taking advantage of free space.
Wait… wait! So he is scouring Buzzfeed articles for ideas for topics… fucking clickbait confirmed.
>>372747>>Muh Twitch channel.
Zero content. Zero for videos, Zero clips/collections/events.
All followers and he's following no one.
Yes he was, considering he already added five patrons to his following list.>>372768
I still love that photo, bless the anon who accepted my request.>>372827
Dat you Wolfie?
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UhOhBro video: PLEASE HELP ME SUE- KEEMSTAR (DramaAlert)https://vid.me/Q8wU
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Fuck, trim your goddamn nails.
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sage for old milk
but after digging thru plainey's poshmark
i found this old pic
with what i assume are Troy's toys in the background (?)
That's his tactic to shut down people, he cherrypicks one argument or borderline incorrect thing they say or quote him on, and spins it so it seems like everything they say is wrong. keking so hard at him saying Keemstar is a fraud and wants a public apology.>>372855
if you look at her and gregs videos, you'll see lots of toys that are troy's. There's also an old amazon.com account of hers that reviews a lot of infant toys.
>>372846>plays his own video where he talks about how losing a job makes you more suicidal after claiming he lost his job.> omgah keemstar i clearly said i wasnt suicidal ttly not manipulation at all>hehe suckers pay me even more money on my patreon.
And best part LMAO
>Yes reality is i made MILLIONS but that was over a 10 year period
CAUSE EVERYONE HAS MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN 10 YEARS. Lmaoooo.>>372856
Lol keemstar says he has to sell his house but then immediately plays a clip of onion saying he thinks so his audience can hear the clarification anyway. TOTALLY FRAUD.
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Don't know why but this pic reminds me of
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Why does he not get that he's not employed but self-employed and responsible for his own income? I hate how gullible his viewers are
He also updated his highest goal to this. So… they have living expenses of $15,000 PER MONTH. That's crazy and nowhere near poor/ starving/ struggling for survival. People are living on under $1500 and are surviving just fine (well, more or less, you get what I'm saying).
What is Lamey's degree in? Gender studies?
Sage for no contribution
Not completely useless, you can get a job as staff in a psychiatric hospital with a bachelor's in psych. Let's all imagine Lamey spending all day around crazy people now.
Hell, she might be good at it though, she has experience dealing with one crazy person.
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wow lameo is really living in poverty. All that poshmark money is really going into living expenses and not to restock her wardrobe with newer clothes.
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Wonder if this is a legit email. If so hahaha.
HE KILLED HIS TURTLE WTF
Grease must have amnesia.
Remember anon, he used to spell "straight" as strait
until 6-5 years ago when he learned how to spell it correctly.
I like the empty mcmansion aesthetic and the child toy in the background of this photo. Paired with the pose and peace sign.
It really gives the whole "IM AN UNHAPPY WIFE WITH BABIES TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL" vibe.
Lainey should frame this and keep it on her nightstand.
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I'll bet money he's spamming Matthew about any mistakes he makes. Poor guy just works for them. He's bitter tho kek
Wait so did he email PETA wanting to partner with them? Cause i dont recall him being partnered with them before?
And Matthew should just stop replying to him. Watch him make a video forcing leelu on camera with him to say see she loves me.
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For a moment there I thought PETA was talking about Lainy.
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No you don't - you're just sick of having to kiss the greaselord!
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bitch decided to be obsessed with her "ex" just like her hubby
eugh plainey you pathetic doormat
everyone knows you are full of shit
She has had a nanny(or nannies), so maybe those kids are still being raised by them while she fucks around and boo-hoos on IG. >>373105
Truly sounds like a woman in love with her soulmate.
I can't believe she still keeps pushing that damaging stereotypes that bisexual and poly people are always these beasts on the prowl that can NEVER be satisfied with one person at a time. >>373116
The nth time she makes no mention of The Red Skull being her ideal partner.
kek! nah I am actually just >>373110
so quit trying to derail the thread
now i am samefagging
just to tell you to learn to sage if you don't have anything relevant regarding grease man and plainey
so did I mistype anything or is the video actually unavailable?https://youtu.be/XJI44OWkyJ8>>373122
maybe he is finally jumping on the hater bandwagon. I mean trisha makes good money out of that too in the end.>>373119
seriously.. gotta agree with >>373123
If you feel like someone is atrousiously samefagging, just report the posts and let the farmhands deal with it instead of whining in the thread.
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I'm not gonna post the video but Greg monitizes one of my videos about him. He claimed copy right but the material was a iDubbbs clip that Greg had used. It was under fairuse. The sad thing was I only have a couple hundred subs. I tagged #onision on twitter with the video and 2 minutes later he was getting the revenue
what a sad, desperate old limp dick.
delete the video and remove his revenue.
He's not even vegetarian
>brags about eating at Taco Bell all the time, their cheddar cheese contains "enzymes", i.e. is probably made from rennet, the stomach of a calf who has not yet nursed from its mother and yes, it must be slaughtered to obtain those enzymes lol>he killed his turtle>his guinea pigs are not happy>his dog is terrified of him>>372100
did you know that it takes 7 honeybees their entire life to make just a teaspoon of honey and he's just pouring it on his face?
Just from the video which this image was taken from alone>he uses Taco Bell brand chipotle sauce which contains: Disodium Inosinate (meat), Disodium Guanylate (fish) and Lactic acid (which may or may not be from an animal source)
From another "Chibi" video:>uses "Classico" brand alfredo sauce which contains enzyme modified egg yolks (once again, calf stomach), Vermouth (likely used pork in fining process but most kind of alcohol use bones, gelatine, animal protein or fish bladders), Romano, Asiago and Cheddar cheese (all contain calf stomach), cultured milk (cultured using bacteria…I guess it depends on whether he considers bacteria a living creature or not)>a bunch of other shit which he conveniently hides the logo of and doesn't specify what it is
I'd sit here all day explaining why PETA don't want him and why he's not a vegetarian and should get down from his high horse but his videos are actually too painful to watch. I've seen people say many times before about how shit his diet is but I didn't realise until I watched through one of these videos, it's full of frozen and canned fruit/veg and instant meals. So NO you don't represent vegetarians, you fucking moron. Hope PETA see this post and dissect his videos some more lol.
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this is what you see when you click his patreon referral link
lol no tnx
I'm thinking the same thing, surely if he's going to be using Patreon to bully his exes and other Yt'ers like he normally does, I'm pretty sure Patreon will come down harder on him about it way more than YT alone ever did.>>373164
As far as I know, the LGBT community really doesn't appreciate him using them as a shield. They have enough on their plate… so coming to the defense of a couple of fake-ass creepers that are preying on kids is the least of their concerns.>>373178
I'd also suggest blocking all his channels so he can't keep coming back to bother you.
A person who does not eat meat, and sometimes other animal products, especially for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Nah, they don't. They can, but they don't have to.
an incidental or secondary product made in the manufacture or synthesis of something else.
"zinc is a byproduct of the glazing process"
a secondary result, unintended but inevitably produced in doing or producing something else.
"he saw poverty as the byproduct of colonial prosperity"
Sorry for being dictionary anon but you fuckers need to look shit up for yourselves because you're all WRONG.
If you could ever imagine him creating a fine piece of art… that photo of the broken vegenaise would've been it.
"Portrait of The Artist"
If there was anything that represented and encompassed all of his being, his life, the past, present and future… it's that photo.
I'll never forget his rant to whole foods about the paper bags. Just bring a reusable one, Greg. >>373229
Pretty much. It's sad that so many vegetarien/ vegan people online are straight up crazy. >>373220
You're right, some vegetariens do, some don't. It's more of a personal choice. But I think we can agree that Greg shouldn't eat it according to his moral compass/ the things he's preaching.
Sage because people are probably sick of the vegetarien talk.
Yeah, she's definitely on the pull again with that comment. She has been since she posted >>370689
this one really… they're just going to use what they get from the Patreon to pay towards the upkeep of their next victim. I think he's told Lainey that's he's no longer willing to use his YT shekels on teenagers that just end up eventually escaping them, he's been pissy about that for a while.
It's not even subtle at this point anymore.
Also, looking at this picture and knowing that Taylor has literally all the personality of wet newspaper, I wonder what drags people like Luxy or Billie in. I mean, what did they see in her that attracted them to her? She isn't pretty she isn't sweet: she isn't funny or amusing or witty; she isn't smart. She isn't kind. Her entire oeuvre is vagueblogging emo lyrics whenever Greg is mean to her, which is frequently, apparently, and posting pictures with her fucking tongue out. Oh, and pretending she is somehow part of the LGBT community and appropriating their issues and problems to make herself at least a smidge interesting.
Luxy, at least, seemed really into Taylor. Sarah I can kind of see, because she's a dumb kid and doesn't know any better, but Luxy is in her 20's. So, what attracts people to a married mother of two small children (and full-on pregnancy in Billie's case) and they think they're going to have a nice relationship with that person? I mean, I guess it is possible, but it seems extremely unlikely on the face of it. Luxy actually seemed shocked that Greg wanted some of that. I don't get it, I really don't. So, so many red flags on and around Taylor. (I am not even talking about the Greg aspect of all this here.)
I think they may think of her as relatively harmless looking and low-maintenance as she's already married… basically, someone they can chill with without too many setbacks.
But there is never any chill, her and her husband are neurotic as fuck.
The products I mentioned are all meat, fish and bones, all straight up parts of an animal. Eggs, milk and honey are vegetarian friendly.
My point was that he thinks he's superior because he's an "animal activist" or "vegetarian", he uses it to shame other people but he still eats meat and abuses his pets. How can he be a face for PETA when he goes against everything they preach? He's pretending like he has no idea why they don't want him well I'm explaining to that absolute numbskull why he has no right to take moral high ground on those issues.
They're going to find it incredibly difficult to find someone who wants to be in a long-term/lifelong relationship with a married couple and two kids… not in the age range they're looking for at least.
Billie was never going to be long-term, they blew it by trying to keep a chain around her neck (both metaphorically and literally) and trying to isolate her from those who mutually love her… they essentially just want a sex slave that doesn't inconvenience them in any way.
I think that's the thing though, she was ONLY interested in Taylor and that isn't what they're looking for. He wants to be involved in threesomes, this is all about his desires; not Laineys.
And because Luxy wasn't swayed by Grease's manipulation tactics, he tried to shame her by insinuating that she was "boring", just like he did with Billie; except that (rightfully so) they both were offended by what he was saying… he couldn't coerce them by shame for his ulterior motives.
>>373254>I wonder what drags people like Luxy or Billie in
Is this a joke or are you just that oblivious?
2)fame-whoring and youtube exposure
Do you have reading comprehension problems? LUXY WAS NOT INTO THAT. (OK, maybe she was into the sex thing).
I am wondering what it is about Taylor specifically
that attracts people to her, given that she is essentially charmless.
Also because she identifies as bisexual; she's able to tap into their small lesbian demographic (which Luxy was part of) where he wants to play out his ego fantasy of being able to "change" them with the power of his greasy microdick.
This is all for Gerg's benefit, no one elses.
gtfo quit derrailing the thread, this post you did contributes nothing about plainey or grease. >>373229
it could be either from his parents, maybe his mom and dad had awful skin. He's probably putting too much foundation which causes the pores to clog. also it could be hormonal. or also if he doesn't wash his hair properly it becomes greasy and that same grease comes in contact with his skin which causes it to break out.
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Patreon-donator and speshul snowflake is obsessively tweeting at greg and lainey. It's fucking laughable how hard she's trying.
valiant try >i wanna do your makeup, real bad.
petition to never allow lainey to do her own makeup ever again
sage for pedantry
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Someone sent this in on DSSCTM regarding the PETA business. I know they say they have 'proof', but I'm dubious.
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Underneath greg's tweet about Mia Khalifa having HIV. Wonder if she's realising that associating and sucking greg's ass is going to get her hate.
What a fool, how does he not realize this makes him look even worse>I'm lying about how little I own? Slander! I own two houses, not just that one!>I'm manipulating my fans for money? Slander! Fans please give me money to sue him!
Keem, predictably, is having none of Onision's bullshit.
What did Greg think? That Keem is as innocent as his teenage lovers? That Keem is as naive as his ex-friends?>>372896>>372899>Onision's little publicity stunt>You gotta pick your battles, and I don't really wanna pick a battle with cuck-boy
Greg, you've just been put down hard by the Oprah of Youtube.
You'll never get to play with the big boys. You'll never even get to being the biggest trash that is talked about. You're just too trashy to be considered as important or interesting, even by trash standards.
Just like TommyC said in his "Onision, so bad it's boring" video: "But I've never done a video on Onision, or a broadcast, because, I gotta be honest with you, he's boring. The only thing you can do is say 'shame, shame, shame' because he's a horrible human being and I can go on and on about what a worthless sack of shit he is, but that's so boring"
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Lainey stfu you are so boring
Greg actually thinks that all the Internet attention and hate he gets is the cashable type of attention and hate coming from being famous.
He does not realize that the attention and hate he gets is of a totally different kind and motive, the one your average neighborhood creep gets.
>>373436>one 4/20 joke?
K lol that's funny sure>two
haha yeah got it>three
YES OKAY YOU DON'T DO THE WEED. GOT. IT. THANKS.
I agree, probably >>373452
was something he said conveniently for attention at the time
The only authority he consults is the voice in his head.
Stop being surprised that it gives unrealistic advice.
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>>373474>you look like you would get along with my spouse
that ladyboy-fangirl from twitter.
Their food is so depressing and bland. There are so many dishes they could make easily - ratatouille, coconut curry, veggie pasta, etc. It doesn't even take that long because usually meat is what takes the most cooking time. They have so much time on their hands but they still eat shit. Most veggies I know go out of their way to make their meals colourful, full of flavour and filling but Grease just hoovers up any old shit with his lizard mouth. >>373230
That fucking photo was more entertaining than any of his channels. Everything about it was funny. The shattered veganaise, the torn bag, the fact that he took a photo instead of cleaning that shit up lmao.>>373424
The dead lambs they were holding for the sheep shearing campaign were fake, I think. When people started asking why a sheared lamb would be dead (considering you're not meant to kill them with the damn clippers), somebody said the lamb was fake to avoid being blamed for it.
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that top hat behind him makes it seem like he's secretly the babadook.
>>373380>>I wanna do your makeup, real bad.
Haha, is that a no-so-subtle, sly dig at Lainey? It sounds too ham-fisted to even be remotely complimentary and reads like "You can't do your makeup worth shit, I could do a better job".
Which is true, but still… oh boy, that won't please the Greasewife. Lainey will be like "You paid for contact with my husband, not me." Haha.
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Hey Grease, We know you're reading this thread you fuckhead.
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I deleted for incorrect information. I've never been told his full name, all I know is his last name is Anderson
It's definitely cause shes paying him for attention. >>373501
shes apparently a makeup artist and she obviously wants to go visit the mcmansion under the pretense she will do lameo's makeup lmao.>>373492
An actual good artist isnt going to let you sell their shit for free with no credit, so yeah. They are all shit done by 12yos. >>373519
lol i never saw this before. I like the quotations around "work". So the dad and baby sitter thing was something lameo told onion but never talked to her dad about? Man if i was lameo's family i would never be able to open up to her or trust her again. When her sister talked to her about her boyfriend and shit, it ended up with her blabbing it all to onion who then put all her info out there calling her a slut. And then onion shits on her parents too. Man I'd be so ashamed if that was my kid married to an old man who cheats on her and rates 13 year old's bodies. Shes probably the embarrassment of the family that everyone tries to avoid talking about.
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Had to look it up XD
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