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No. 410906

Lainey has developed cow tendencies over the course of the Onion threads and according to the farmers, she's featured along with Onion as the second co-conspirator in this dramatic saga from now on.

>Onion attempts to instigate drama with Blaire White, wanting a major debate for views. Blaire of course, doesn't give him what he wants and ignores him.


>Onion converts a former Air Force buddy to his Sicesca cult. TomatoBallz is still sucking Onion's greasy cock, nothing new there.

>Cyr wants nothing to do with Onion, despite trying one last time tearing him away from Dasha just to have "Ocyrion" back for views and nothing more.

>Gregma is once again harassing Dan and Phil, the Phan guys don't respond to his bs either.


>No word on the IRS thing yet…


>Gertrude and minions continue to block, erase and mute comments from detractors; along with buying subscribers, follows and creating sockpuppet accounts.


>Despite Gretch's claims of no longer having a poly-relationship anymore, Lame is still going at it; hooking up with a young former schoolmate who plans on moving to Washington for college.


>We also learn that Lamo is 99% useless as a housewife and 60% useless as a mother. Onion plans to get rid of her, someday.


We're almost there as he continues to spiral down into madness and obscurity. Let's continue!

Previous: >>>/pt/404516

No. 410908

>>410906

Links:

www.youtube.com/onision
www.twitter.com/onision
www.instagram.com/onision
www.patreon.com/onision

Taylor:

www.twitter.com/laineybot
www.youtube.com/laineybot
www.younow.com/laineybot
www.patreon.com/laineybot

Oh and one more thing, Taytay plans to cosplay "genderqueer" anime characters…shit.

No. 410922

>>410908
Doesn't she hate anime?

No. 410924

I'm just so glad Lamey has been officially added to these threads. I'm tried of anons treating her like a victim (although there seems to me less people doing that now).

Sage for not contributing.

No. 410925

>>410924
**tired, not tried

No. 410926


No. 410931

File: 1500080891344.png (22.97 KB, 585x195, desperation.PNG)

Onion deleted his tweet bragging on how he has 373k followers after people posted proof he'd bought them.

Now he's getting more desperate.

No. 410932

%60 useless as a mother is still way too generous.

>>410922
Not when she's desperately trying to stay interesting to Greg.

Any word on when their new victim is planning to go to Washington?

>>410931
>I will be famous one day.
Only if he starts a cult or shoots up a mall.

No. 410933

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No. 410934

>>410931
He made the milk video public on his patreon. And continues to tweet at dan and phil even though they clearly want nothing to do with him. What a sad man.

>>410933
Lol he wants so badly for someone with more views than him to pay attention to him because he thinks it will help his channel. You just look stupid onion.

No. 410936

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>You are so desperate for her attention. Are you a masochist?

That's a yes then.

No. 410941

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>>410936
meanwhile..

No. 410942

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Laineybot's live on YouNow. It's blessed lit on fleek, with fidget spinners.

https://www.younow.com/laineybot

No. 410947

>>410942
she's 22? why does gerg always age girls horribly?

No. 410948

He's furiously deleting comments on the Blair tweet. The reply counter keeps going up but the replies shown are all positive for him and the last one was 15 minutes ago.

No. 410952

>>410942
i think she just said she DOESN'T have a crush on a girl right now (im not sure? anyone else hear it?)

No. 410953

>>410952
She said she didn't have a crush anymore because it's gone past that, but not quite into a relationship.

No. 410954

>>410953
ah ok sorry i clicked on to the link just at the last part of her sentence ha

No. 410955

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>>410931
Before it was deleted. Seriously, does he not think before he fucking does ANYTHING?? I find it hard to believe that he is that dim - that he thought no-one would notice the sudden spike or call him out over it pssssht. Mind boggling.

No. 410962

>>410955

He's slipping, that's what's going on.

No. 410976

>>410906
>We also learn that Lamo is 99% useless as a housewife and 60% useless as a mother. Onion plans to get rid of her, someday.
I missed this. What occurred?

No. 410980

The Dan and Phil Patreon thing is so uncomfortable and I feel so bad for them being dragged into Onion's attempt at starting drama again. Phil's really passive and probably won't say anything, but I wouldn't be surprised if Dan offhandedly mentions it during a weekly livestream and inadvertently makes the target on his back even bigger.

No. 410987

The IRS update is on his patreon if anyone can get it and download. You have to be a a 2$ donor tho

No. 410993

>>410987
Damn I hope someone posts this. I want to hear more facts about how his childs rattle is tax deductible because it appeared in the background of a video once

No. 410995

>>410906
Yes, yes, Lainey is now in the subject of the thread! Thank you OP!

It's high time we recognize her as a cow in her own right.

No. 410997

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Someone's bitter that his agender space prince is getting to be more popular than he is and that her fans have slight good taste in that they hate for him to pop up on her younows.

No. 410998

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She's gonna go bald trying to keep up with Onion's love interests.

No. 411000

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No. 411002


No. 411003

>>411002
FUCK WRONG LINK SORRY but In the end she says back at the hotel they’re at a hotel because the irs is checking their house lemme post the irs video link

No. 411004


No. 411005

>>411002

For the future, you have 30 minutes to delete your post.

No. 411007

>>411005
Sooooo delete the video link or?

No. 411008

>>411004
Lol so now he's getting audited for 2014, 2015, and 2016 meaning the IRS definitely found something and traced it to the other years as well

No. 411009

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>>411000
For reference, here's what Plaineyblob plans for her new hair. It's TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Billie's because it's not pink, it's platinum, pink toned blonde. /s

No. 411013

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>>411004

Kek, dollar-store Weeknd

Oh and why is Lamo getting audited? Is she claiming that her makeup, dye jobs and haircuts are a business transaction too? Again, kek

No. 411014

>>411003

Shouldn't they be at their house while the IRS is doing their search? I didn't pay much attention in real estate law that's why I'm asking.

No. 411015

>>411013
This is the worst audio set up I've ever seen.

No. 411019

>>411002
Jesus her complaining about walking.. Yet onion complains about people being fat? I weigh more than lainey (near 190 pounds) and yet I can hike 4 miles with no problem.

Lamo is so healthy with her vegetarian diet.

No. 411021

>>411019

And incase people want to go the other way and say she's weak because of her "eating disorder" and weight loss, I was still regularly running 10k+ when my AN was at it's worst and I was very underweight.

Lainey definitely is restricting to lose weight and pro-ana on top, but her lack of walking fitness will be because she never, ever fucking exercises and possibly never has done. A bit of messing-about gymnastics isn't going to keep her on top of her fitness.

sage for a sorta blog post

No. 411034

>>411014
>>411019
>>411021

How is there so much cancer in this thread already? Nobody cares about how you were a failure at law school or your eating disorder, anons.

I'm thrilled to see Lainey finally acknowledged as the Tweedle-Dee to Tweedle-Dum's shitshow, though. She deserves to go down with him, at this point.

No. 411047

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Seeing if he's been blocked by her?

No. 411049

>>411047
Has she ever acknowledged him?

No. 411051

>>411047

Doesn't this chick have her own thread here and is a narc herself? Even crazy won't take psycho.

No. 411052

>>411051

I couldn't say for sure coz I only lolcow for gerg, but she def has OCD and unhealthily obsessed with self image. At least she's not a desperate idiot like him (from what I've seen). Guessing he's reaching out because "vegan", and of course just wants ANYBODY to talk to him at this point.

I'm loving this unspoken agreement within most of the Youtube community to not give him any attention. So sweet.

No. 411055

>>411004
Onion IRS videos are without a doubt the thing I look the most forward to. I hope we get to see a steady increase of rage in the coming ones, as the IRS twists his balls more and more.

No. 411056

>>411052
Quit armchair psychology

No. 411057

>>411052
>I'm loving this unspoken agreement within most of the Youtube community to not give him any attention.
It's not deliberate nor personal on their part. Him and his drama don't pull views anymore. They're not giving him any attention for the same reason they're not giving you attention. Nobody cares to watch that.

No. 411058

>>411056

What armchair psychology? I know this isn't her thread but she has literally said that she has OCD in a previous video of hers (that she has deleted), and the OCD relates to her self image.

>>411057

Not sure why you'd think it's not deliberate nor personal - they've all seen what he's like and how he acts so they're staying the hell away from that mess.

No. 411061

>>411034

Nobody cares how you don't care or how nobody cares, but you still posted about that. See how that works? It's the internet. People post whatever shit they want. Sorry if that triggers you, anon.(stop derailing)

No. 411062

>>411058
Because they've all seen and experienced what he's like and how he acts for a long time.

They've known it's a mess. It's just not a profitable mess anymore.

No. 411064

>>411058
Don't take any medical claims lainey or Greg make as fact. Greg is actually against doctors for the most part and lainey probably self diagnoses herself like a moron she is

I also want to point out Sarah LIED about having bpd. You cannot be diagnosed with bpd until you are 18 and this actually applies to all personality disorders meaning Sarah diagnosed herself and lainey our super shmart psych major remembered
What she learned in her ethics course and told younow it was bi polar disorder because they're obviously the same thing :^)

Greg has so lied about depression and bpd. Pretty sure his military documents debunked those claims and the bpd bullshit was an excuse for his disgusting behavior towards Adrienne

No. 411066

>>411064
Not talking about Lame anon, talking about Kalel (we shall now stop talking about her as this isn't her thread, was just brought up coz onion is trying to to tweet her). Don't worry, I am not taking anything gerg and lame say as truthful/knowledgeable.

Well she probably thought bpd was short for bi-polar disorder so heh, shows how much she actually learnt in her course.

No. 411071

I feel like there needs to be much rejoicing that Taylor Elaine Anderson / Avaroe is being audited by the IRS. FINALLY she is having a big-girl consequence to throwing her future away on Greg. All the shady behavior towards her parents, all the horrible things she's done (grooming Sarah, telling Greg on her dad and sister all the time, letting Greg drag her family through the mud) are not going to be worth it when she is in a financial MESS because of her dear little twin flame. I think that when harsh consequences happen, maybe that's when she'll finally see that Greg is not this capable provider she sees him as. He's a man-child. Plain and simple. He's not very smart and the only way she will see that is when their life is in shambles due to his IRS-scamming and poor planning. He can play dumb all he wants, but he tried to play the system.

Bottom line is, this is hilarious to me because Taylor is always trying to act like his behavior does not affect her, he's his own person, blah blah blah… but when you are MARRIED your spouses behavior DOES affect you. She will get cold hard proof of that when the IRS comes after HER too and she can't get Greggles to tell them off for making her cry.

No. 411072

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>>411049
>>411047

Maybe he thinks he's blocked because he's been trying to suck up to her for a long long time, and she's been barely responsive.

She only responded twice
https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=from%3Akalelkitten%20to%3Aonision&src=typd

No. 411079

>>411057
Even if he were pulling in the views he used to they wouldn't acknowledge it. I doubt they don't know about the video by now even if they haven't watched it, their fans are pissed about it (which was Greg's intention) and D&P interact with their fans so at least on it them has to have seen the post by now.

If Greg wanted a response from them he shouldn't have done something so vulgar, now he probably won't even get an offhand remark on younow unless Dan loses his temper, Phil is too protective of his "innocent" brand for that. Greg did succeed in attracting a few fans as hatewatchers though, which is unfortunate.

No. 411089

>>411072

the thirst is strong in this one

No. 411093

I just watched that Dan and Phil "fan fiction" video and I don't think I've ever cringed harder. what the sweet fuck was that?

No. 411108

Woooow Greg is so thirsty for Kalel! I had seen mentions of it in the past, and a few of his tweets, but to see it all laid out like that…Man how is Taylor not in a jealous crybaby rage over his desperate attempts to get this girls attention?? Yet Taylor can't even tweet at her favorite musicians?? That's effed. Greg probably justifies his double standard in some sick way bc "well Kalel has never BLOCKED you Lainey!!"

No. 411114

>>411072
I remember him saying in a video how Kalel is one of the most beautiful women he knows of.

Meanwhile Lainey gets: "Personality is more important than looks"

kek

No. 411115

Twitter has been shadow banning people quietly so that their replies won't show up in people's mentions, it's meant to catch out bots but it picks you up if it thinks you're liking/retweeting/posting too much at any one time.

No. 411116

>>411071
Is it a surprise shes being audited? I'm sure onion does her taxes for her, and we see how well he does his.

Also I saw lameo's sister had tweeted "It's sad when your dad is the person creating the most drama in your life" and lameo liked it. So that whole family is a failure. I like how they both just decide to ignore all the drama gerg causes.

>>411072
lol his one way tweets to people are always sad. hes been following and tweeting anyone remotely famous on youtube lately. He is desperate.

No. 411117

>>411116
Dad is probably worried that both of his daughters are now in the house of grease.

No. 411119

>>411000
Lets see…ever since billie left, she has been way more into makeup/making makeup videos, starting to wear wigs especially colorful ones, trying "weird" makeup, decided she likes anime and cosplay, is growing out her hair instead of boycutting it, becoming more 'fun' and outgoing in videos instead of pretending shes so shy!!!, and now wants to dye her hair the same color as billies.

Can we see how desperate she is to be more like billie since she knows gerg prefers her over lameo's masculine self.

>>411117
I would be too if I was their parent. It's bad enough hes ruining one of his daughters, don't need to add another to it. They really need to shield that last sister/daughter they have from this creepy man. She might be the only hope at a non-moron child.

No. 411120

how long until grease sleeps with planey's sister? kek

No. 411121

>>411120
He needs to plan how to get Plainey out of the goddamn house first.

No. 411122

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>>411093
It was hard to make that cringy fanfic even worse but he managed to do it.


Also I find it funny how all the facepaint just escaped into the giant pores on his nose to hide from the rest of his greasy face.

No. 411123

>>411122
that is honestly disgusting

No. 411124

>>411123
Yeah, I should have spoiler'd it.

No. 411125

>>411120
I dont think her sister would touch his ugly ass. She probably is just enjoying getting to be in washington living in a mcmansion, having her own space, instead of having to live with her parents for the summer. She seems to always be going out and hanging with people, so I doubt shes around him all that much. Her sister kind of sounds stupid because her tweets are all about how mature shes gotten ever since she turned 20. I laughed.

Shes like every girl they invite over to their house. They love the money and "freedom" they get from staying there. That's why sarah threw a tantrum at the "internet" for making her go back home.

No. 411134

Can someone link the fanfic?

No. 411138

>>411013
You can bet your ass Gurgles did her taxes and claimed every impossible shit as "business expenses".

No. 411140


No. 411145

>>411122
this is fucking triggering, yikes didn't know it was possible to have pores that big

No. 411148

>>411140
Damn my morbid curiosity. That is bringing fan fiction.net flashbacks.

That video needs to be deleted and burned. Cringe fic + cringe Greg is way too much.

No. 411150

>>411122
Christ almighty I didn't think this was possible. His face must literally look like a strawberry with pores that huge.

No. 411151

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Plain's new girlfriend in a nutshell

No. 411157

>>411151
Men are all trash but Lainey's husband is totally fine and people hate him for no reason…right, "hylian voe"?

No. 411161

>>411151
>>411157
More like "men are all trash! But I am nonbinary and so is lainey and we call each other boyfriends!!..but ew boys suck"

No. 411164

>>411072

holy shit dude someone please tweet this to lainey/ask her about it on younow. with all of the IRS stress going on in their lives at the moment this would really mess with her.

No. 411166

Shiloh had "hylian" in her user name for a while. She doesn't anymore though.

As for Ash, I hate when girls pretend to be Zelda fans when they aren't. Her twitter shows that she tries so hard to tweet her "EFFING LOVE FOR ZELDA!!!" but she doesn't show any substantial ACTUAL interest in the games themselves, like she just loves throwing that out there to be that SO RANDOM cool gamer girl feminist.. Actual tweet from Ash: "I just want to play Zelda and watch Scrubs and listen to Blink-182 AT THE SAME TIME" ….So relatable you guyz!

Like just reading her tweets related to the game reads like a girl who pretends to love a topic but never makes any actual comments a person into said topic would make.

She's going to be perfect for Lameo.

No. 411171

>>411166
Don't worry she'll just do what Emma Blackery did (no hate to her), she'll get a triforce tattoo and then regret it a few years down the line.

No. 411173

>>410906
>>411166
Hates men but calls herself a "voe" ok.

No. 411174

>>410948
He can't delete other peoples replies to a tweet?

No. 411181

>>411072
This is hilarious. I've followed Kalel's issues for years like I have with Onion and even on his best day there's still no way she'd pay him any mind

Kalel only actually associates with well off and successful people. She's been dating some guy that almost looks like a model too so, no idea why Onion is even bothering when he looks actually disgusting. She probably reads his creepy tweets to her boyfriend and laughs about it to him if anything

Onion is just too ugly and too much of a loser to get attention from most women which is why he usually focuses on teens anyway. Part of him probably still hopes he has what it takes to pull women in but to be honest he doesnt anymore. He can't even say he's successful anymore. He really truly is a loser now and the only pussy he'll ever see again is from someone too young to realize how low standard he really is

No. 411182

>>411174
Sorry I'm not too familiar with how twitter works. If he blocked them do their replies vanish as well from his tweets?

No. 411189

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Jesus this is so weird. How does he think this is cute or charming?

No. 411190

>>411189
If someone he didn't like was tweeting at him excessively and said that to him, he'd go on a twitter sperge about how they are a stalker and threatening him!

>>411181
Onion thinks hes a 10/10 model. He has no concept of reality with that narc brain of his. There was a bf/gf video with him and lameo and he said he'd rate himself like a 9.5 or some ridiculously high shit.

No. 411193

>>411189

Look at Dan's retweet and likes numbers, more then onisions youtube views he gets per video.

Must hurt his feelings to look at that.

No. 411194

I cant find the post but to anon who asked why Lainey was also audited: https://www.irs.com/articles/how-getting-married-affects-your-taxes

No. 411198

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I think the nail in the coffin for Onision is Dan's fans.

The amount of hate he is getting on twitter is crazy, i can't stop laughing at Dan's Fan's trolling Onision.

It shows how out of touch he is with the youtube community.

///////////
I think Onision is going to let the hate of Dan & Phil's fans flood gate and make a youtube video of him reading the hate comments. He will start drama without their involvement and try to shame them for having such fans.

But i think his channeled will be trolled to death if he tries this.

No. 411205

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And here we revisit Greg sperging out on Dan for assuming that Onion is using him for views. What happened to all that hate, Greg? It conveniently disappeared around the same time no one was willing to collab, let alone talk to you and you're losing views. I mean, he hadn't mentioned Dan in MONTHS. This is desperate.

No. 411229

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Guess they had no choice but to go out. This is the closest to the beautiful Fiji beaches Tayto will ever get…in a very long time.

No. 411230

>>411229
Baby head in his sunglasses
I wonder how often they actually go out with their kids?

No. 411231

>>411229
>I'm not a dad, I'm just a hip young guy with my space prince wife!

I hope they at least put sunscreen on the baby. Odds are not.

No. 411234

This thread is not even a day old and already consists mostly of derailing and rehashing old news. Again: Sage is not a free for all. Contribute something of value or refrain from posting until you have something to add. If your comment has a decent content:shitpost ratio, that's fine, but we need a lot less chatroom-like behavior in here.

No. 411236

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>>411234

>thank you based mods


Greg and Taylor aren't together at the moment, I wonder why they're separated?

No. 411240

>>411236

The…IRS?

No. 411242

>>411240

if they both needed to be out of the house so the IRS could do a walkthrough, why wouldn't they leave/stay together? They've only got one car.

No. 411244

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Anyone catch Greg and Lainey's younow

No. 411246

>>411119
She hasn't even decided that she likes anime now. It's just that she's a deeply boring person devoid of all personality and decided to make everything about gender and sexuality to distract people from that and make herself seem "special". Now that she's almost exhausted that whole angle, she's decided to dress as anime characters from shows she has never watched and make it all about their gender and sexuality instead of just being a fan of them or liking them in general. Too bad for Lame-o, it will never make Greg like her more than Billie

No. 411266

>>411242

only one car? did they sell the other one?

No. 411280

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The Onions were live on uhohbro with patrons. There were only 300 viewers on his 2 mil channel.

-They look at stupid youtube clips their patrons sent them online
-Onion parodies songs, seeming very impressed with his own abilities. His parodies are all about asses and fucking them.
-He does Goofy and Manson impressions.
-Plainey looks annoyed and squints all the time. Put on some glasses Strainey.
-Funion makes fun of everything Lamey likes. Lamey acts like most the stuff he likes is awesome.
-They discuss Joy Sparkle BS, calling her Voldermort.
-Joke about divorce.

At the end, Plainey starts to tell us how she was closer to the age of 18 when her and Onion got together.
Onion interrupts and jokes how that won't matter when it comes to being raped anally in prison.
Plainey continues to talk about how she was 17 and closer to 18, and how it's not so bad..
Onion interrupts her again then abruptly ends the stream saying 'uh oh bro'.

No. 411281

>>411280
How was she closer to 18 than 17 when they "officially dated" in february but were talking even beforehand. Her birthday is in october. That's like 8 months away. Funny how she lied to him about her age and to this day, shes still lying. Lameo keep them lies coming.

No. 411287

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>>411280
I'm mirroring this, but it's large, so it'll take a while to finish. It'll be here when it's done:

https://vid.me/vU8Vh

No. 411293

>>411280
>>411287

It becomes very clear as time goes on that he wants her gone.

No. 411294

Does anyone have a mirror/link to the video where he looks really red and hideous and talks about his channels dying?

No. 411300

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>>411294

https://vid.me/Lyisi

This video is on Onision Encore now, but was originally published to the Onision channel on March 22, 2017.

No. 411303

>>411287
>>411280


If you anyone hasn't watched this, watch it. It's surprisingly milky. I know everyone hates watching their videos but it's seriously worth it. We need another transcribe anon.

No. 411309

>>411303
I reckon one of the factors in his views dipping is that he's become so insufferable no one even hate watches him.

I'm unable to watch even the milkiest milk from him for more than 10 secs. I'm just keeping bedside vigil here, until one day there's a news report with a helicopter following a Tesla in a high speed police chase to the death.

No. 411313

File: 1500181495454.jpg (27.53 KB, 375x214, vacation.JPG)

From the looks of it, the Onion family is in a hotel (possibly while the IRS is doing inventory of their fraudulent tax deductions?).

While they're out of the house, Gregma, MD sits in what looks like an empty hotel dining room, making a video about (surprise!) women's bodies.

https://vid.me/mYXIy

Plaineybob goes on a "hike," only to complain about having to walk while catching Pokemon (lit) and ignoring nature. And begging Smart Water to sponsor her.

https://vid.me/ugHOo

A family vacation to remember.

No. 411323

>>411303
Can someone sum up the milky parts? I don't think i can suffer through 30 minutes of the psycho couple and his discord chat full of idiots.

>>411309
Yeah, i cant even bother to watch any of his videos unless they are like one minute long. No way I can watch a 30 minute livestream. He lost his entertainment value to the "haters" and people who watched him for drama. You can tell even here, people are bored of him.

Hes probably egging lameo on to hurry up and bring in a new gf so he can use their relationship for views and stir up drama since hes exhausted all his other drama topics and they've failed.

No. 411327

>>411244
>>411313
So she went from not liking anime to having a Pokemon phone case, playing Pokemon Go, and wearing a Kiki's Delivery Service hat in a week? Yeah, she's not desperately trying to get her husband interested in her again.

No. 411332

>>411287
>>411280
gosh that was really grating to watch. it's uncomfortable seeing how little chemistry greg and lainey have. they seem so annoyed and done with each other. and greg tries so hard to be funny and the center of attention, but he fails miserably and knows it

No. 411348

>>411280
>>411287

Yeah no… I made it about 3m30 in but I just can't. He's unwatchable. And why have a livestream of them looking at memes from followers and reacting with only blank stares and deadpan comments. Wow, that's entertainment.

No. 411353

I feel like Lainey is starting to show annoyance and less loyalty because onision is losing his popularity/money.

No. 411356

>>411353
Could also be that she sees that he's annoyed with her 24/7 and is biting back a little.

No. 411365

>>411353
I think Lainey is starting to show annoyance and less loyalty because she is gaining her own popularity.

No. 411366

>>411244

The Blargh put up the live stream

No. 411367


No. 411370

>>411366
two seconds in and I already want to kill him

No. 411377

>>411366
A minute in and they seem genuinely, unfakeable pissed off with each other. It's so passive aggressive. Everybody's been on the evening out with this couple. The need to be around each other mixed with a need to annoy the other person. Undercutting each other's statements and making snide comments. So fucking awkward to see that kind of resentful dependency.

No. 411382

>>411366

Did she actually get a 100k likes to look like Billie? ( probably not, but worth asking anyways )

No. 411383

>>411382
She was on younow for hours so she might have

No. 411386

File: 1500212162744.jpg (196.24 KB, 667x645, onionmakesmecry.jpg)

>>411366

This is how Lameo "smiles" when she has here twin flame in her stream. This is painfull to watch. Lainey you gonna get really ugly wrinkles around your mouth if you're gonna hide behind this comstipated "smile" all the time.

Jesus it's impossible to me how someone can be so anoying rude and cringey af. Lainey must be really brainwashed or has stockholm syndrome or some shit , because no sane person would put up with this oversized douchbag toddler for more than 2 minutes. And to broadcast it for the world to see? At least when he wasnt there she could pretend he's cool when they're alone. Imagine have this piece of shit as a husbend and to know thousands of people watch him acting like this live with you.Maybe she's turn on by being publicly humiliated or something.

sage for rant

No. 411387

Does anyone know roughly how long it takes the IRS to determine if they'll go forward with auditing someone or charging them with tax evasion? From the sounds of it the IRS forced them out of the house to look around so I'm hoping it won't take long for Greggles to sperg out when he realizes they're not going to let him off the hook.

No. 411389

>>411386
Found my way here from the front page and just gotta say that I legitimately don't understand what's wrong with the way this person smiles.

Christ if you saw pics of me smiling you'd probably blow a gasket

No. 411390

>>411389
Remember to sage, but yeah agreed Lainey is a dick but her smile is perfectly normal lol. Probably an anon who spergs over nasolabial folds.

No. 411392

>>411387
the statute of liimitations is three years: e.g., if they had a question about 2014, they would wait until the next two years came in to determine if they wish to go forward. A uestion about 2015, he'd likely be audited in 2018, etc. However, if they (as of now, 2017) have a question about 2013, they'll go forward immediately.

No. 411394

>>411389
Yeah, I don't understand why that anon was sperging over her smiling either.

No. 411409

>>411394
Anon makes the case that she can't fake a half-convincing smile in his presence, not even with the knowledge of a live audience watching.

Cover her mouth in any of those pics to show just her eyes. Besides the FAINTEST attempted upturn of the mouth corners, every aspect of her facial expressions are those of disgust/annoyance.

Not saying I agree (as has been pointed out, some people just have weird faces), but that's what the point was.

I'd be more convinced if we could see it with side by sides of her when streaming alone and smiling genuinely.

No. 411410

>>411409
cont.

to call out specifics:
- narrowed eyes
- furrowed brow
- avoided eye contact
- tight, pursed lips
- middle of mouth is vaguely 'smiley' but corners still downturned (cf top left pic)
- tone of voice

ofc this is also all consistent with:
- poor eyesight
- focus on stream audience
- naturally thin lips
- shitty makeup (kek)

so like i said, we need a baseline

ok i'll stop sperging now

No. 411415

>>411366
holy shit, he is annoying. You can tell lameo is used to him always talking about himself and making things about him that she barely engages anything he says so he wont keep going.

When your husband is terribly unfunny and embarrassing.

>>411353
I feel like if any youtuber she liked better (like shane) asked her to leave onion for them and that they would take care of her, she would leave in a heartbeat. Not that that will ever happen, but i bet she wishes it did. She wants someone who is nice that she could do fun things with, which is why she always wants a friend to live with her. But she will never give up her comfortable lifestyle and she doesnt want to prove "haters"/her parents right.

No. 411417

File: 1500224228839.png (79.63 KB, 589x249, Screen Shot 2017-07-16 at 9.55…)

He claims to be in a temp rental, apparently. Because a simple IRS visit takes that long? There's no way.

No. 411423

File: 1500225793501.png (27.77 KB, 512x126, Screen Shot 2017-07-16 at 10.2…)

Guess he finally put 2 and 2 together

No. 411427

Why am I not surprised Onion thinks he is a genius because a few online test.

No. 411430

>>411423
He wants his remaining fans to reassure him that he is likeable and people just can't handle his honesty. This will feed his narcissism a little longer and foster a lonely hero complex, without having to face the fact that his honesty has just revealed that he is honestly a piece of shit. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

No. 411431

>>411427

The fact that he thinks online IQ tests are worth anything alone proves how poor his critical thinking truly is.

Most people with abnormal intelligence (whether high or low) are tested as children. If you weren't tested by a licensed professional your IQ is average and inconsequential. Just like Gregma.

No. 411446

>>411366

i love how he's trying so hard to be relevant and he just sucks. no one in the room cares about you. people hate him.
what's odd about this vid is that i feel like lainey has totally got the upper hand on him. he knows that people can't stand him and this is why he just won't shut up.

he's washed up. and because he's washed up, he's going to stay with lainey because she's the famous one now and he's a famewhore.

No. 411452

File: 1500233854067.jpg (15.89 KB, 207x153, grasping4relevancy.JPG)

Omission's latest video is another attempt at body shaming Shane while trying to garner clicks by using his name.

https://vid.me/8aG38

Shame on you, Onion. Shame.

No. 411453

>>411452
Ok and? It's not like Shane is a workout channel and is lying to his viewers about how big he truly is. If he wanted to hide it he wouldn't have uploaded the video.

No. 411455

>>411452
Shane's dealt with eating disorders and body dysmorphic disorder throughout his adult life and he's extremely insecure about his body. Imagine you struggled with these illnesses and some asshole was making money off of publicly mocking you for them.

No. 411456

>>411452

I just want to punch him and never stop. He's so disgusting, making this video and using a body visualizer?! What the cuck, he really is grasping for relevance now.

What a fucking asshole.

No. 411460

>>411446

Aww, I was hoping he'd divorce her out of bitterness and resentment; not stay with her.

>>411452

I bet this cuck has been lying about his own weight too if not, longer. Fucking fatass.

No. 411461

File: 1500235310795.png (29.82 KB, 615x244, uhoh.PNG)

Looks like Gurgles is uneasy that people are believing someone that's not him. No wonder he's sperging so hard about Blaire not contacting him back about the debate.

No. 411469

>>411452
Shane used to be morbidly obese, like 300-400 lbs, got skin removal etc? It's impossible to get a super fit and tight body after that, the whole video is just ignorant and rude. Not to mention Shane's BDD.

No. 411484

>>411452
Lol lameo kept mentioning shane and said she wished she could do a collab with him. A few days later, onion makes another video hating on shane. I think he purposefully wants to burn bridges for lameo as well.

how can anyone see the point of him making videos talking about shane's weight? He is not really fat, hes not anorexic like eugenia. He's gained some weight and is a little chubby, but what does that matter? He even acknowledges it himself. So how can any onion fans justify this video lol. I mean im sure they will find a way.

No. 411485

>>411452

I've transcribed this video because reading it does so much more justice to Onion's manipulation tactics than hearing it does. He talks very fast, uses strange sentence structure, changes topics constantly, and jump cuts out almost all normal pauses in speech, so it's hard to understand just how fucked up his logic is. Not saying it's hard to understand for a farmer (we've known how deluded he is for years), but for his teenage fanbase, he might be quite persuasive.

The video here explains a lot of these manipulation tactics and logical fallacies better than I ever could, if you're interested.

>Here's the transcription. Take a look at this twisted bullshit. This man should be institutionalized and studied, imho:


I did a video a while back on whether or not Shane Dawson was getting fat.

First off, a lot of you all don’t realize that I occasionally talk to Shane Dawson.

But here’s Shane in a bathtub just a few days ago. Very Mexican or Native American walls there. Cultural Appropriation much, white boy? Anyway, there’s Shane’s Man Toy. By the way, Shane’s Man Toy, you’re welcome. I helped trigger Shane to be on the path to finding you. I was his first man kiss.

MMMMMM. (kisses hand)

We both know I’m an amazing kisser. Oh my god, is that how I kiss? I just…I felt that on my hand and I was like ooooh my god. If only I S’ed D. Men would love me.

There you go, I caught Shane. If you look in the mirror, you can see his body. He’s kinda built like a brick house. Oh, I’m sorry, did that trigger you? I said he’s built like a brick house. No, like, you can see he’s clearly thick. But no, fat is out of the question, he’s not fat. Let’s go and find out how much Shane Dawson weighs.

Here it says he weighs 79kg. That translates to 174 lbs. which is a lie. We both know he’s not that. And we know that because he’s almost the same height as me. Check this out.

(Dances around) How ‘bout that? Oh yeah, even better! (Takes shirt partly off) How about now! Oh yeah! How ‘bout that? Alright! Okay!

So what is Shane’s actual weight? So this is a male body visualizer. Here’s Shane’s male body. If you notice, his back kinda extends outwards to kinda connect with his arm where it probably doesn’t normally. We don’t really have any curvature; it just goes straight to his butt. So let’s compare this. Does this look like Shane’s body? Like, look at the back. Does that look close? We’ll do a side by side there. Yeah, you know what? That actually seems pretty close. So let’s find out what that weight is.

As I recall, Shane Dawson’s like 5'10” – 5'11”. We’ll just say he’s 5'11”, so that means 71”. And the weight is 233 lbs. No, look! See for yourself! The body visualizer did it! I even did some adjustments and it still looks pretty accurate.

Now I know some of you are gonna think that this video was totally cruel. Like, why would you focus on Shane Dawson’s weight? My question to you is, why is pointing out someone’s weight cruel when pointing out their weight is accurate? Because in acting like it’s automatically cruel we’re admitting that there’s something wrong. So are you guys saying there’s something wrong with Shane’s weight?

Mind you, being less heavy could help save your life to an extent. And being 5'11” at that weight puts you solidly in the obese category. Which is just one step before extremely obese. So in me making this video I just want to ask you guys, are we here to be blunt and honest or are we here to sugar coat things and make up BS?

Because many of us recently learned meat causes diabetes. And had we known that sooner, thousands if not millions of people would still be alive today. Because they would’ve known to avoid meat and not so much worry about sugar as much. But instead, we were told that sugar causes diabetes.

You see, guys, focusing on someone’s weight when they’re medically obese, that’s not guaranteed to be something that’s gonna kill them. What is much more likely to kill them is to either condone or neglect the fact they’re overweight. And that’s almost like condoning smoking. Cause this is how many people die every single year of obesity, and this is how many people die every year of smoking. (Presents similar figures on screen.)

So, Shane, I hope you figure out a good way to lose some weight. And if you need any tips, I’ve been basically the same weight since I was 15. I actually recently lost like 10 lbs. just by not drinking sugary drinks anymore and much more rarely going to restaurants. So I hope this video was helpful and I hope you guys aren’t too angr-

Okay, I wasn’t even – why do we always put the logo mid-sentence? Why does that happen?

No. 411491

File: 1500240759925.png (15.71 KB, 625x188, screensh..png)

from his shane video

"we talk occasionally"

shane doesn't even acknowledge your existence, onion

No. 411493

>>411485
>>411491

What's with the constant mentioning how they "talk occasionally" ?
I'm pretty sure Shane is ignoring him.

No. 411494

>>411493
Its probably bait to get Shane to deny he does so onion can get into a feud with a more successful youtuber and make a litany of videos about it.

Lol onion is so untalented. He knows his clickbait and drama vids get the most views, not his garabage tier "comedy skits"

No. 411496

>>411452
jfc. I genuinely feel triggered by this. Guessing someone's weight isn't factually accurate what on god's fucking earth. And he's saying this as if Shane doesn't see the scales himself, and needs some fucking nobody to guess what it is.

>>411491
lmfao he needs to be reminded of the halloween thing. (@3:29) Sorry but Shane does not like him at all.

No. 411497

>>411491
is "we talk occasionally" him yelling at lameo to message shane about youtube ad revenue?

No. 411498

>>411493
maybe he found an online dictionary entry where years ago falls under "occasionally" and now he is allowed to claim that cause FAX

No. 411499

>>411493
It's just a manipulation tactic. He's using it to reframe his nitpicking of Shane's body as a friendly gesture based on genuine concern.

Just like
>You see, guys, focusing on someone’s weight when they’re medically obese, that’s not guaranteed to be something that’s gonna kill them. What is much more likely to kill them is to either condone or neglect the fact they’re overweight. And that’s almost like condoning smoking.

is meant to reframe his argument that "Shane's fat!" as some kind of health-based activism. He HAS to say something, or else he's LITERALLY allowing Shane to kill himself, you see?

and
>Now I know some of you are gonna think that this video was totally cruel. Like, why would you focus on Shane Dawson’s weight? My question to you is, why is pointing out someone’s weight cruel when pointing out their weight is accurate? Because in acting like it’s automatically cruel we’re admitting that there’s something wrong. So are you guys saying there’s something wrong with Shane’s weight?

Onision isn't being cruel by body shaming Shane. YOU'RE being cruel for thinking commenting on someone's weight is cruel. LOL. He's a disgusting, manipulative bastard, preaching circular logic to his dwindling army of malleable twelve year olds.

And some of this, of course.
>>411494
But Shane's not going to bite. He never does. That's all that can be done, really, is ignore him. What's really sad though is how open Shane's been about his BDD. Onion definitely knows this and gives zero fucks that he's negatively affecting him. I was just thinking recently - Shane's been showing his whole body in videos more often than he used to. I thought maybe he was feeling better about himself, and that made me happy for him. Maybe Onion saw the same thing and wants to tear him down. Shane looks pretty good, in my opinion. Better than Onion by a large margin. There's probably some jealousy in there too, especially with his segue re: Shane's boyfriend. They have genuine chemistry in their videos, which is something Onion/Lamey lack entirely.

Sorry for the wall of text, this just made me particularly angry.

No. 411500

>>411452
Lol shane hit 10 million subscribers today. Meanwhile this loser's channel's dying. In a few months his channel will end up out of the 2 mill sub zone.

Bitter much?

No. 411504

>>411499
the good thing is that shane made huge progress with his BDD, at least you can guess by the fact that he's been showing his whole body much more often lately and Onion's stupid attempts of dragging him down won't affect him. Shane's smart enough to not give onion a single bit of what he wants

No. 411511

>>411496

1,085,867 views on that vid. this other video has 1mill too. and shane doesn't use onision's name on the title or put him on the thumbnail, uh? how sad that onion has to literally make videos entirely about shane just to get a fraction of his views. meanwhile shane has mentioned onion multiple times on his channel but its hard to find the vids cause he's not actually trying to leech off onision's name (since theres no money in it anyway).

they also mention him here at 8:09 and i thought it was hysterical. its pretty obvious that trisha and shane don't like him (she says that she loves him here, but the girl on the video is a troll: in case some farmers aren't aware).

>"what channel is it on…[…] can i watch it with my ad blocker?" lmao

No. 411539

File: 1500254537397.jpg (250.34 KB, 1080x803, IMG_20170716_182033.jpg)

Left: Billie, July 4th 2016.
Right: Lainey, July 4th 2017.

No. 411540

>>411539
That is literally the same shirt… did Lainey keep and wear her shirt? That is some Dasha/Mina sorta shit.

No. 411541

>>411539

They spent 4th of July together in 2016, though? Billie is probably just wearing Lainey's shirt.

Funny as hell, though

No. 411543

>>411539
haha. I would not be surprised if this was intentional. It could possibly be her just picking out a red/white/blue shirt and didn't think about it though. But shes pretty psycho and into copying billie rn, so i could see her doing it on purpose.

No. 411544

File: 1500255176532.png (668.31 KB, 814x599, lameo.png)

She looks like an old lady/witch.

No. 411546

>>411544
That angle isn't cute. Her eyes look wonky, and her face looks like it's too big for her head.

Keep trying to be Billie, though.

No. 411548

>>411544
This is creepy as shit.

And how the hell does she manage to have so many fans??

No. 411549

File: 1500256297645.png (35.09 KB, 357x387, kek.png)

>>411544


GIRL, OMG, NO!

FOCAL LENGTHS ARE A THING!

No. 411550

>>411548
It doesn't take much to gather followers these days. Plainey had it a little easier than most with Onion's fanbase and her Tumblr pandering.

Speaking of that, wonder how ~dysphoric~ she felt at this moment.

No. 411551

>>411544

99¢ store Gaga

No. 411552


No. 411558

Every time I pop into lameo's younow for a little bit to see what's going on, she has a new fidget spinner and is talking about gender/sexuality. Every time. How does anyone find this entertaining?

No. 411560

File: 1500258389587.png (58.16 KB, 601x326, Screen Shot 2017-07-16 at 10.2…)

It is happening!

No. 411561

>>411539
I was just thinking that Lainey was single white femaling Billie earlier today…the shirt just confirms it

No. 411568

>>411544
I like her eye colour and wig colour together

No. 411571

>>411560
Someone should prep blaire with screenshots
including ones where he contradicts himself/ends up as a hypocrite

No. 411579

>>411571
That's a great idea. I'll definitely look for some tomorrow. Maybe we can post them here so a bunch of people can tweet them at her.

No. 411582

>>411485
Bless your soul, anon.

No. 411584

File: 1500263649012.jpg (53.59 KB, 673x445, Witch.jpg)

>>411544
Yea, of course she's a witch.

No. 411589

File: 1500264147903.png (346.94 KB, 870x741, Blaire.png)

He said in his latest video that content ID is automatically claiming copyright on people's videos, and that he has nothing to do with it.

The fucking music in the background of this video… it's like he's revealing something terrible and malignant, or its the kind of build-up suspense music that would be in the background of a conspiracy theory video. But he's just fucking reading tweets "calling out" Blaire for not replying to him. Yuck.

No. 411594

File: 1500264758951.jpg (20.56 KB, 269x199, bw.JPG)


No. 411606

>>411594
I don't even want Blaire to respond. I want to watch him yell "see, she's afraid of my FAX!!" into an empty room while no one pays attention.

No. 411607

Onions video about Shane now has 2k likes and 3k dislikes with most of the comments about how crazy and obsessive Onion is about him.

No. 411613

>>411594
Is he going to look like a homeless luchador during the debate too?

No. 411621

File: 1500273059673.png (242.97 KB, 524x601, 1487873012465.png)

>>411594
Thanks Greg for reminding me of how poorly you treat your animals by putting your poor scared dog's face in the god damn screen. Hope you get some good ol' testicular cancer.

sage for rage, yeah I have a soft spot for dogs

No. 411624

>>411594
Back to the fucking masks again, got another botox session?

No. 411628

>>411544

She looks like a pastel Sarah Jessica Parker. They have the same footface.

No. 411645

>>411539
>>411544
that's some fucking psycho shit going on with her. Now even a blue wig, I wonder how she can wear it after all that heart-breaking cheating.
If billie saw this she would probably be creeped out.
God, everything lameo does is so try-hard. Now it's try-hard being alternative and try-hard being up-to-date with the tumblr slang

No. 411650

>>411624
He's gotta look his best for the debate.

No. 411680

>>411621
That dog always shows such signs of submission when near him. She looks incredibly nervous. Ears back, licking lips, showing him her belly. Yikes. I bet he yells at her a lot.

No. 411692

>>411680
That's the one he says pees everytime he's close to her, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, of course. That's really fucked up. There's no way he treats that dog well. It's sickening.

No. 411706

>>411624
Just an fyi: botox has zero down time. A mask woyks do nothing after botox shots. A peel requires some downtime. The mask probably signifies another peel, or a really bad breakout.

No. 411725

File: 1500317408669.png (470.6 KB, 864x541, Screen Shot 2017-07-17 at 2.43…)

In Lainey's new wig video, she has a box of her + Onion's wigs. She says that this wig isn't hers and she "doesn't know" who it belongs to, so she won't try it on… Billie has uploaded pictures in a teal wig with black roots before. Subtle

No. 411736

>>411725
Why draw attention to it? Such a damn attention whore. Stop milking your "broken heart" and go be "so gay" with another disposable girlfriend.

No. 411738

>>411725
That's funny she won't wear it because Greg HAS worn it before for his videos.

No. 411766

File: 1500324958622.jpg (19.24 KB, 260x194, nonstop drama.JPG)

Grug's new "comedy" video, in which he shades Eugenia Cooney and still doesn't understand eating disorders.

https://vid.me/0EPeu

No. 411767

File: 1500325220607.jpg (21.67 KB, 262x214, they.them.JPG)


No. 411768

>>411766
This so incredibly cringey. I don't understand why people have said: yeah he's an asshole, but he's good at editing. Maybe in 2007, but his "work" is lazy and cliche af.

Imagine a healthcare professional seeing this video. They're probably think it was made by a 14 year-old who just doesn't know any better yet. And then the facepalms when they find out it's a 31 y.o. man with a daughter. jfc

No. 411771

>>411766

Y'all bitches be jelly, Greg's sexy af with his vegetarian boddeyy! He's my daddy <3

His videos are getting creepier and darker as he loses everything. And here I thought the South Korea videos were fucking scary.

No. 411772

>>411767
This is one of the few videos she actually looks cute in, but her calling herself cute constantly ruins it. She should grow her hair out.

No. 411775

>>411767
>borrowing my husband's wigs and then going back to bitching about my own short hair, please give me views and ad revenue!

No. 411776

>>411767
this video begs the question; who the fuck cares? she has no personality

No. 411777

>>411767
Omg Lainey needs to shut up. Complimenting yourself every two seconds isn't "loving yourself." Loving yourself would mean doing something for yourself not your husband.

Also, she is going to loose her hair or have issues because she went from box dye to now professional. You are suppose to wait a while before doing that. Too much dying can really damage the fuck out of it. Even professionals tell you that.

I admit she would look better with longer hair but she needs to look at herself with filters on in the camera. You are washed out because you are so filtered.

Both of them death by filters.

No. 411780

>>411767
The tangled state of all of their wigs is making me so uncomfortable. It's not hard to store them in a way that keeps them relatively neat, then hearing her tear through it with a brush is giving me the shivers

No. 411781

File: 1500327123806.jpg (42.07 KB, 736x721, rusty.jpg)

>>411766
It's horrifying that this is a 31 year old man acting these scenes out and feeling smugly superior.

Also Greg is DYEL as fuck. Bird chest ass bitch.

pic related.

No. 411782

>>411767
So a visibly comfortable and happy lainey is in front of the camera checking herself out, talking about how cute she is, laughing by herself, and then she put it on the internet for all to see and judge?

Wow all the anxiety and disphoria, how does the poor girl even function. /s

No. 411783

>>411782
Forgot to mention the rainbow wig part where she just literally poses differently and says I'm gay over and over like a literal parody of herself

No. 411787

File: 1500329073966.png (51.04 KB, 610x396, cyr.png)

Glorious.

No. 411788

>>411787
He's so mad that everyone except for Lainey is ignoring him.

No. 411789

>>411777
>Also, she is going to loose her hair or have issues because she went from box dye to now professional.

Maybe she'll end up like Charms.

>>411787

He seems to be getting more and more desperate. Getting ignored seems to piss him off more than any negative interaction could. Makes it all the sweeter that he's becoming irrelevant.

No. 411790

>>411787
>We both apologized so that means YOU MUST GIVE ME ATTENTION NOW
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

fucking mantoddler

No. 411794

File: 1500330333793.jpg (175.04 KB, 686x1445, Untitled.jpg)

B-U-R-N

No. 411795

lol favorite wigs?
she's going to start cosplaying for sure. god damn it, doormat. you have no personality of your own at all.

No. 411815

File: 1500334955011.png (216.84 KB, 494x248, IMG_3326.PNG)


No. 411817

File: 1500335754069.jpeg (544.22 KB, 1080x1920, Captura_2017-07-18-09-22-09-26…)

Gregs having a twitter meltdown over being friendzoned.

No. 411818

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No. 411819

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So…. Lainey got mad when he spoke to a girl?

No. 411820

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>>411819
Or this is still about Cyr, and his confusion over the fact that Cyr wants nothing to do with Greg (and Dasha has nothing to do with it)?

No. 411821

>>411817
>>411818
Is this Jaclyn, or someone else?

No. 411822

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>>411821
Nah. Jaclynn has refused to talk to him for ages, he also kept on insulting her. I doubt its her, bless this girls boyfriend for stopping Greg. He the real MVP

No. 411823

>>411822
>>bless this girls boyfriend for stopping Greg. He the real MVP

For real; we see how manipulative Greg gets. If this girl's partner stepped in to run interference, it was for the best. Lucky girl to have such a good boyfriend, uwu boyfriend-san

No. 411824

Feel like he's talking about Kalel. He's been kissing her ass lately.

No. 411825

>>411824

I highly doubt it as she doesn't even respond to him.
I wanna say it was another random twitter teen they fished out. Maybe a Lainey patreon ?

No. 411826

What about that girl with the kid?

No. 411828

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Meanwhile Greg gets more subtle about his twitter follower buys; he's almost offset the 4,000 he lost in he past month.

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>>411828
Just a reminder: all 3 of his main channels are still in the Top 15 Most Unsubscribed Channels over the past 30 days.

No. 411831

>>411830
Does anyone know if YT punishes subscriber buys? I'm just wondering why he doesn't try to buy channel subscribers. Not that it would improve him bottom line; he's just become sensitive about his Twitter followers so I'm curious.

No. 411832

>>411830
In addition: he's pretty much abandoned both the new Onision Games and Onision Reacts channels; no new uploads to either for the past 3 weeks. He's got monetization back on Speaks, Onision and UhOhBro so I guess they served their brief purpose (evading his channels being demonetized.)

No. 411833

Hes been hovering over some girls on his discord. Some people saying it could be a certain mod. Good idea to dm her the farm, now that greg is going at her?

No. 411834

>>411830
He doesn't realize that his recent drama stirring (bullying Shane, Jaclyn) might generate clicks but loses him subs lol

No. 411835

>>411833

nah, I'd wait and see if it blows up even more. As long as she's still modding for him, she'll still be on his side. I'm low key hoping for a romeo and juliet situation with them.

Anyone know who she is, though?

No. 411838

>>411824
No it can't be her, Kalel literally just broke up with her boyfriend. I wonder if it's some fangirl Lainey has been flirting with..

No. 411840

>>411821
Is it the person he was happy about walking in on fucking lainey in this livestream?

No. 411843

>>411818
Her boyfriend probably freaked out because he's a fucking weirdo who wanted to chain a girl in your hi tech basement and tattoo that she's a liar and because he shames women who don't want anything with you.
I hope the boyfriend comes after onions beta manlet ass

No. 411845

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>>411828

Old "comedy," but relevant:
https://vid.me/5AjE4

I love watching past Onion mock present Onion.

No. 411846

>>411840
timestamp? i dont wanna watch the whole video for one part lol

No. 411851

>>411845
Skye's edits and writing really made the early channel, damn. Greg would never be able to make something like the Fruit Weather background even after all these years, or even think something like that up. The characters were his only contribution, and without the edits and writing they just fall flat.

No. 411852

>>411846
2:37
Lainey: "Vics (?) says I'm cheating on you with her"

Grease gets very excited lainey says I fucking knew it. lol

No. 411853

>>411821
Idk this is just speculation but when he streamed on twitch he was playing overwatch with some girl (I dont remember her name. ??vex??) it could be her. They seemed to get along well

No. 411854

>>411852
>>411853
Name seems to be vix / vicks / vex, something along those lines

No. 411855

>>411854
Is he talking about mayotit bounceboob vexxed? I fucking knew they would get together.

No. 411856

>>411855
No, this one is a chick

No. 411857

>>411852
thanks anon

that's reaaallly fucking weird, if this is the girl than no wonder her bf stepped in.
he's obviously into her and was hoping she'd be the next trinity member

No. 411858

>>411854
https://twitter.com/ggbbvix

Is it this one? Onion follows her on Twitter

No. 411863

>>411858
Ew, she reeks of Billie. Wouldn't surprise me if Lain would get pissed off that he was interested in her. Especially seeing how much Lain tries to be like Billie.

No. 411864

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>>411858
Seems to be her. She's following Onision and Laineybot. And apparently she's into anime and video games… and has a Billie vibe. They really have a type, don't they?

No. 411865

>>411858
Onion def has a type
and Lainy is not it

No. 411866

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>>411858
It's also who he meant when he mentioned "Vix" as one of his good friends.

No. 411867

>>411863
>>411864
>>411865
I feel bad for her. She looks nice/young and has Onion shouting about her, after she tells him to back down. Tweeting how her bf MUST have a small penis, because hes uncomfortable with him… Wow greg.

No. 411868

>>411866
>I can count on one hand the people I think I treat well

No. 411869

>>411867
yeah what a great friend he is

No. 411870

>>411858
plus shes into overwatch/anime and he posted two gifs of overwatch and anime reactions during his twitter rant about this "awesome person"
funny tho cause lainey doesnt even follow her …..

No. 411871

>>411867
She does look suspiciously young…though I'm sure Greg's taking care to court over-18's from now on.

No. 411872

>>411870
>>411871
>>411867
She's 26 and shes also one of his trustees on his discord

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>>411817
Yet Lainey couldn't even enjoy a fangirl moment that meant nothing

No. 411875

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>>411845

You should also upload his Money song. The irony is the song warns about overspending and to save your money wisely…which he does and doesn't do.

No. 411881

>>411864
Wow, she's Shiloh x Billie, just the kind of girl he will relish breaking. Bless her bf for (hopefully) putting the brakes on this.

No. 411882

>>411874
and Billie couldn't sit on a guy's shoulders at a festival.

No. 411883

Shit, I hope this girl and her bf don't break up over Onion. His ego would reach critical limit if he wrecked a relationship.

No. 411885


No. 411888

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Plain is live on YouNow. She fucked up her hair.

https://www.younow.com/laineybot

No. 411891

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>>411875

Thanks for the suggestion, anon. This is hilarious given his current situation.

https://vid.me/e49rl

No. 411892

>>411544

Her eyebrows genuinely disgust me.(saged nitpicking is still nitpicking)

No. 411901

>>411888
i think she looks better with light hair, hoping she just washes it with hot water to dilute how hot pink it is and does a crazy amount of conditioner treatments. she's a natural blonde i thought so when her roots grow out it's going to look exactly like Billie's hair…

Billie's been through enough after thinking she could take advantage of the Greasome, but I can't decide if it's funny or not that Lainey is doing this to her.

No. 411902

>>411888

>>is talking to a therapist about anxiety and depression ("I don't know why I'm struggling")


>>says she's now using he/him pronouns on occasion

No. 411903

Plainey on Younow denying she'll have a new girlfriend soon "Because fuck girls, that's why"

No. 411904

>>411888
No more girlfriend for her apparently:

"Fuck girls, basically. Girls are mean and I don't want to deal with it."

"The crush is over. I don't see the point."

"I'm not just into guys, but I don't want to date a girl because I know she'll break my heart. There's no point." -> Greg's getting those divorce papers ready y'all. No wonder she's anxious.

No. 411905

>>411904
Wait so she can judge an entire gender because of one girl who her husband cheated on her with? What about the ones who are girls but don't identify as that?

No. 411907

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The fidget spinner is killing me. It's named Buzz.

Her streams are always so boring. She sits there, squints, and spins her fidget spinner. She answers only the most vapid questions her fans ask. The only topics she brings up herself regard her sexuality, gender, or appearance. Or breastfeeding.

No. 411908

>>411905
Seems like she's also referring to the other new girls she tried to "flirt" with and control online (demanding all their passwords, etc.)

She's just as controlling as Greg, but more hysterical / needy, less manipulative.

No. 411909

"Ash is my internet boyfriend"- refuses to fly her out and gets angry at the idea

No. 411910

>>411907
"Ash is my internet boyfriend"

"I went to high school with her"

"I don't need to fly her here. I'm cool here by myself. I don't need all these people here"

Someone's had it with Greg's cult wants

No. 411911

>>411907
[why are you mad] "There's just a bunch of shit going on. I apologize to everyone on this stream. I'm trying to make a positive space, but people are just pressing my fucking buttons tonight."

She hit 20k likes and got ready to sign off. She's reaaaally irritated with whoever makes the "Ash" accounts.

No. 411913

>>411901

Sooo…why are you giving her ideas for how she should treat her hair?

No. 411918

>>411910
Wonder how long Greg will hold out until he gets frustrated and forces her to lure in a girl, finds one behind her back, or chucks her out. There's no way he's staying committed to only her for the rest of his life.

No. 411919

>>411913
Because I just said I don't know whether it's funny or not that she copies Billie, it's really entertaining. She's not going to take it.

No. 411921

>>411907
Wear your fucking glasses or get contacts. Why is this so hard, Lainey. Strain just makes your vision worse.

No. 411922

>>411919

Except Billie has been through enough with these bozos, she doesn't need to have some ugly old bitch wearing her skin just to save her already-failed marriage.

Regardless of her "sinful ways", give the girl a break.

No. 411924

>>411882
Greg just doesn't seem to understand marital or relationship boundaries. It's fine for him to do whatever – he can impose his wants out of jealousy on others, though.

In my marriage we don't really have opposite sex friends – at least not good ones. I know a lot of older people with that "unspoken rule," and don't see much of a problem with it.

Onion is SOOO offended that he's been cut off from a seemingly easy catch straight out of his fanbase that's willing to pay him. She should really say something about this. I'd go compton on some orbiter's ass if they tried that shit with me. She's paying the guy to whine that her bf has a small dinky for cockblocking him, ffs.

No. 411925

>>411922
Lmao dude fucking chill I told her to wash with hot water and condition.

Greg has a thoroughly documented abuse history online so actually no I don't feel bad for Billie or Lainey for that matter. Lainey can copy Billie forever because it's milk.

No. 411926

>>411924
I agree. I've noticed only either really young or immature people really go out of their way to fight for their right to have opposite sex friends. Unfortunately a lot of people are like Smeg and only want to be their friendly guy friend to push the other guy out of the picture.

No. 411927

So that makes Billie, Lain_1313 and now Plaino with pink hair- who's next? She needs to quit the Dasha act, it's psycho

No. 411928

>>411924
>>411926
Sage for autism, but I think it depends. I'm happily married, my best friend of nearly 20 years is a guy, and it doesn't bother my husband at all because it isn't a threat to our marriage. In Greg's case he's so damn insecure Taylor can't have any guy friends, and he doesn't like getting a taste of his own medicine when another guy does the same with his girlfriend/wife.

No. 411929

>>411928
Fuck, forgot to sage, my bad

No. 411936

>>411864
When you hook up with people via the internet rather than real life in-person interactions, it's gotta be 100% visual. Too bad if they turn up at your mansion and smell like cow shit or don't look the same without MySpace angles.

No. 411937

>>411904
>>411905
Peep that misogyny, yo.

No. 411942

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I'm no medfag but is this the beginning of the rosacea stages? 'Cause either way, nigga was doomed from the start!

No. 411943

>>411942
it's genetic. different stages appear as one ages.

No. 411944

>>411926
I've noticed the exact opposite.

No. 411945

>>411942
No, nothing rosacea like in this picture.

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No. 411947

Literally every time he makes a video about Shane, he HAS to use that one clip of them kissing. Every single time. He's so obsessed and pathetic.

No. 411949

>>411943
>>411945

So I've mistaken this for grease, moles and zits? Shit.

>>411946

Fuckin' kek! Then I realized he must've SUK MI with one of his then-partners before making the eating placenta video. Ew

No. 411953

>>411911
>[why are you mad] "There's just a bunch of shit going on. I apologize to everyone on this stream. I'm trying to make a positive space, but people are just pressing my fucking buttons tonight."

She's easy to troll

No. 411954

Onion's been really hittin it off on Twitter with that spooky girl.

No. 411955

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>>411794
confusing interaction.. no idea who this person is but this is how it started apparently

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>>411955
Looks like this person has a million subs and gets at least 200,000 - 1,000,000 views per video. Gerg must not be too happy about someone like that dissing him publicly :)

No. 411958

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Actions speak louder than words. You have enough money Plain, get some T and chop off your udders. Until then this reeks of attention whoring while exploiting the trans community.

No. 411959

>>411955
I think she said something against him on her Snapchat and cult of Onion fantards needed to bother her on Twitter about it so that is why she started tweeting that.

No. 411960

>>411958
I'm confused as all three pictures are of her, including the snapchat of the person saying "get ur tits out instead"…?

No. 411961

>>411960
I don't really know how snapchat works but I'm assuming these are all responses to her boring snaps, which are those three pictures.

No. 411962

>>411958
"i'm a dude." Sure Jan.

No. 411963

In Lainey's new wig video someone pointed out that she kept saying "i'm gay" over and over in her rainbow wig and that it seemed like a parody of herself.

I agree with that, and I'm going to take it a step farther and say that it came off as proof she lurks here. It was if she was saying it to stick it to us anons here that get annoyed at her saying it so much! Which is hilarious because by doing that, she pretty much just confirmed she reads what we say.

She definitely had a try-hard "sassy" tone about the joke that lead me to believe this.


And as for the Vix topic, I actually really HOPE that she is the friend Greg lost today, but then why would she still be following him on Twitter? She's the most entertaining one in his discord videos in my opinion. She's def his type and I really think Lainey will stay farrr farrr away from her BECAUSE Greg would want her so much. She's pretty and judging by her twitter she seems like the type that Greg could easily mold into what he wants due to her need for validation. She also has blonde hair so it would be quick-n-easy for Greg to slap some alt hair color on top of that and voila! Ready made girlfriend. Another perk is that although she is 26 she looks WAY younger than Lainey… The girl looks 16. So Greg could have his Lolita princess while simultaneously gaining the ability to scream "SEE I date older girls!" at the "haterz."

No. 411965

I saw Dodie's snapchat story. She started talking about him because he left that reply on her tweet.

She says she hates him and she doesn't know why he's trying to talk to her, that she thought she was blocked or something. Can I upload directly to lolcow? I recorded it, pretty choice.

No. 411967

>>411965
on;y images can be uploaded. for video you'll need to host it somewhere, like vid.me

No. 411974

>>411967
You can upload videos on lolcow, but only as webms

>>411965
Anon sure, please upload it.
I didn't know who she was before this but I'm liking her already.

No. 411979

>>411840

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS LIVESTREAM IS A MESS! HOLY FUCKING CRINGE.

Things i noticed.
>Sarah Telling Onision to stop mentioning her
> Lainey fans telling Onision to shutup and to leave
> Greg being interupted continuously by Lainey off subject
> Greg talking and Lainey interrupting that she wished she had her fidget spinner
> People calling Greg racist and him trying to get his debate on with Lainey's fans about "how he is racist" but Lainey cuts in about what colour pink hair she wants
> Greg trying to talk about sexuality but Lainey rolling her eyes pretty much and correcting him continuously making him look like an uninformed tool


HOLY FUCK I CANT EVEN WATCH THE REST OF THE VIDEO IT IS TOO CRINGE.

That was just the first 5 minutes.

YOU CAN TELL LAINEY REALLY WANTS HIM GONE OUT OF HER STREAM.

No. 411980

>>411864
They sure like em young and barely legal

No. 411982

Here is Dodie's snapchat story about Onionboy. I didn't realise this app recorded microphone as well so you can hear me stirring my curry at the beginning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://vid.me/RXwoR

No. 411988

>>411980
says further up in the thread shes 26, so she's 4 years older than Lainey. She looks like a teen but she's not this time. >>411872

No. 411993

>>411901
Lainey isn't a natural blonde, Billie is. Lainey's natural hair is a fair/medium brown colour and shes had it natural and undyed for fucking ages before she dyed it that red-jaclyn colour she went for a few weeks ago. Billies natural colour is a proper dirty ashy blonde.

No. 411994

>>411840

It's really creepy how Greg acts around Lainey, he uses stupid humor that 13 year olds would find funny because he has no knowledge of an adult mentality/sense of humor.

No. 411995

>>411928
it really depends. Usually there's no problem with long time friends of opposite sexes, but if my SO was to go out of his way to suddenly make nice with some girl and have 1-on-1 time with her I'd find it fishy, especially if he was as open with his attraction as Onion is.

Greg is obvious about his intentions, though, I'm surprised Taylor hasn't lost her mind over it – he's never been subtle. I wouldn't be shocked if Greg pulls Vix into a private room to talk at night, that's usually what orbiter discord owners do.

>>411944

I've always seen stubborn men throwing a fit like Greg is doing now, usually after being told to stop talking to some girl by their SO, "it's just friendship!!!" (when it's obvious that the dude is attempting to cheat.) It's different if they're legit friends. A real friend wouldn't threaten someone's relationship enough to have the boyfriend step in. Greg was obviously saying SOMETHING weird to her in order to have her bf say something about it. It's just awfully fishy, he only tweets like that when he doesn't get his way. Reminds me of men on OKC who get mad when they're turned down.

No. 411997

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I didn't really keep up with the greasefund…when did he remove the 1,000/500$ collab tier? Is he scared another TomatoAssLiquette is gonna waste his time?

No. 412012

>>411794
>>411955
Yeah no, Dodie can shut the fuck up about bullying since she's buddy buddy with, and actively supports and apologizes, Simply Kenna which is a known bully who even went so far to harrass and send her minions after a girl who had just lost her whole family. So Dodie has no room to talk.

>>411819
Top kek, as if. Lainey is a doormat, whenever Greg flirts with some other girl she just weeps in her room and texts him.
Who apparently got mad is the boyfriend of this "awesome human".

>>411858
>Cute "Twitch streamer" with only 13 followers
>Signed in on May 2017
I don't know, she smells like catfish.

No. 412014

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>>411767

>that third one

No. 412016

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No. 412017

>>412014
Pretty sure this is a DMMD Aoba cosplay wig as well.

No. 412028

He has a new video: "It still hurts." He talking about his "bleeding wound" about Vix/Vex/whatever her name is not talking to him anymore because of her boyfriend. Greg's sad, her boyfriend is toxic, and Greg has found another topic to crusade about. And of course, his followers are hug boxing him.

God, it is so banal. I almost wish her boyfriend hadn't done that just so he wouldn't have more victim/woobie points to show his "persecution." Dumbest drama in awhile. Losing friends sucks, just move on, dude. Once you're an adult, most people just learn to accept it because it happens all the time.

No. 412031

>>412028
b..but they're like the fox and the hound anon, her boyfriend is controlling her!

No. 412033

>>412028
his goodbye at the end was creepy, he'll prob get more desperate patroens now thinking they can fake drama or some shite

No. 412034

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>Lainey reads through all my texts, if the most anxiety ridden spaceprince says it's okay, then it should be okay for us to be friends, uwu

He's crushing on her, hard. This isn't normal, lol.

No. 412037


>>412036

you didnt reupload, this is directly referencing his youtube video.
Don't give him views.

No. 412038

>>412037

fuck, my bad. deleted the link and I'll learn how to post properly in the future.

No. 412039

>>411958

So she'd prefer them to say "Get your manboobs out"?

No. 412040

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https://vid.me/3P6pS

No worries, I reuploaded it
>>412037
>>412036

No. 412046

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>>412040
"lainey reads all my texts when it comes to me talking to FEMALES"

but what if you are talking to other agender lactating princes?

No. 412047

>>412040

I bet this new female friend is a 16-17 year old girl, kek.

No. 412048

>>412047
as stated above she is 26, looks young af though

No. 412049

>>412046
#
I wonder if this is the real reason for her ""Fuck girls" rant

No. 412050

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>>412040
"I was planning to have her in onision videos"

There it is. He wasted time on her and didn't get to monetize their friendship. This is why we're getting a sour-gurke-frowny-face vid

No. 412051

>>412050
who wouldn't leave their boyfriend for this face?

No. 412052

>>412050
Losing an opportunity to make a buck is the real reason his heart has a bleeding wound.

No. 412053

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Someone needs to remind him about how he is only having first world problems, and since people are dying in other countries, he has no right to complain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No. 412054

>>412014
She looks like a pig sometimes

No. 412055

kek, in onision reacting to hate comments vid on uhohbro vix talks about here and the over analysis of lainey's smile.

i thought theyve been catering to here for a while. i'm bewildered sometimes if greg is calculating

No. 412056

>>412034
>>412053

Holy shit, the autism with this one. Does he not realize he is giving her boyfriend even more of a reason not to let her talk to him because he's acting like a psycho? You just know he's trying to break them up to feed his ego. I am praying this girl listens to her boyfriend and does not give in.

No. 412057

>>412056
on the uploaded discords you can see his realtime reaction to anytime vix talks or posts, he's infatuated and she'll know.
she's 26. she's going to be another adrienne sucked in by the dramz

No. 412058

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>>412055
it's an imageboard. post screenshots, not words.

No. 412059

new drama to spam when blaire tears him a new one?

No. 412060

>>412058
someone upload the video
also he focuses on vix quite often in the 'is my marriage happy' video and lainey looks noticably peeved/goes on her phone/shows greg a text(or her bitching who knows)

No. 412061

>>412058
very beak-like nose you got there, grease

No. 412064

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What a fucking drama queen. Does he even know what a panic attack is?

>>412060
the video was reuploaded here
>>412040

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No. 412067

>>412064

strange he wasn't acting even remotely this emotional when Lainey was going to divorce him after he cheated on her…

No. 412068

I mentioned a flash flood that killed 9 people on a few of his tweets. I wonder how he will react to that.

No. 412069

>>412059
I really hope that Blaire gets a mod, uses image sources, and stays calm in their debate. Her worst debates/livestreams are when she loses her shit, even if she has a good point. I really want someone (who's not Joy, ugh) to get under his skin calmly and not sperge like he does.

>>412064
GET OFF THE INTERNET. Go cry in a pillow or something. Airing your dirty laundry and angst online makes everything worse. You think her boyfriend thinks he made the wrong decision when you react like this?

No. 412070

>>412067
i hope lainey is collecting a fanbase, divorce that man lawyer up with her dad fuck greg in the ass and spill all the beans

No. 412071

>>412067
lainey has to be worried now according to his instagram he's going off into the woods tormented over the loss of this girl lol

No. 412075

>>412071
or at least hinting at it. Extra dramatic after he recently made a shit tier video on one of his ""characters"" disappearing into the woods kek.

No. 412079

His face is genuinely creeping me out. x-x

stop getting work done, onion.

No. 412082

>>412050
Confirmed he had every intention of trying to get Lainey to hook up with her which then give him the green light.

Also its not normal in a friendship to never talk about each other's relationship. In fact that's a huge red flag imo when someone is interested in something more.

I sort of wish she did fly out and hang with them for a bit and then become the new trinity, because the milk would be flowing. However if they ever do bring a third into the relationship his views will probably skyrocket again

No. 412083

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kek he caked himself in make up. it looks terrible even through the filter, imagine how bad it look irl.

No. 412089

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>>412083

He truly is Dennis Reynolds personified

No. 412095

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Sounds like that doodie girl will be interviewing people who claims Greg has helped them. Greg taunts her about it, probably because years after the fact, out from his spell, they realize he didn't do shit.
1/2

No. 412096

>>412040
ew, that "i miss you..dude" thing at the end gave me shivers.

No. 412097

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No. 412098

>>412089
That's like textbook narcissistic abuse damn.

No. 412099

>>412098
thatsthejoke.jpg

The show highlights Dennis being a horrid narc

No. 412100

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>>412096
It's still going. If she's not completely under his spell, this has got to be humiliating for her.

No. 412101

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>>412083
Accompanying twitter post

No. 412102

>>412099

who the hell is dennis?

No. 412103

>>412102
a stupid narc character from the show it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

No. 412104

>>412096
that was so awkward, i didn't even catch it the first time watching

No. 412110

>>412102
The dude in this pic >>412089 is Dennis from the TV show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The joke on the show is that he's a raging narcissist and a horrible human being. That photo is of his system to destroy the women he dates, methodically.

The joke is also that Greg is like the horribly unrepentant narc on a TV show, but in real life

No. 412112

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No. 412113

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>>412112
the attached images

No. 412114

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No. 412115

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No. 412116

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No. 412117

>>412113
>>412114
>>412115
She should just ignore him, or speak about him without engaging. He's dying for attention right now and she's giving it to him.

Starve the beast.

No. 412118

File: 1500401827941.png (209.32 KB, 554x743, BCo4Zee.png)

Continuing..

No. 412120

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>>412118
the attached image

No. 412121

>>412115
>>412116
Lol he just declares things wrong, and himself as right (which he is not). She's right about the cream not work, and about anorexia being a mental disease that isn't a choice.

The dude is just retarded and argues like a 12 year old. "No! Wrong! Facts!"

A lot like Trump, in fact. Which makes his hatred of Trump so hilarious.

No. 412124

>>412120
Good for her for cutting it off. She should block him for good measure.

Let it all die out with Greg screaming to himself in the void: "FAAAAaaaacccctts…."

No. 412125

>have u ever taken a quizilla IQ test? no? ur dum!

Onion is so fucking pathetic.

No. 412127

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>>412083
jesus, did he go to a mortician to get his makeup done?

No. 412129

>>412118
these people need to stop humoring/arguing with greg and just flat out tell him he's stupid. it's like watching a bunch of adults try to gently tell a child why he can't wear diapers his whole life.

No. 412130

>>412034
>>412040
>>412058
damn grelp out here looking more and more like edward cullen dipped in crisco.
"but we talked about videeo games n' animu tho"
he literally has no idea how to adult or forge friendships like an adult.

No. 412131

>>412129
>>it's like watching a bunch of adults try to gently tell a child why he can't wear diapers his whole life.
/thread

Best analogy

No. 412132

>>412125
I just can't believe that he thinks that online IQ tests say anything. Most people can easily score 130+ there, which is usually not even close to what their real IQ would be. A real tests costs so much money and I don't know why anyone would waste their money on one for no reason.

>>412129
Agreed. Although I think that ignoring him is the best strategy, it's irritating him and he seems upset. If you tell him he's stupid, he'll tell you that you can't argue/ he's a fact machine etc.

No. 412133

>>412116
> thousands of reviews says it does work

Sure Greg, just like thousands of people on Twitter magically followed you suddenly all at once.

For someone who thinks he's the only honest guy in town, he's so credulous to supposed reports of Sisesca faith healing. Watch how that changes if anyone dares say that he had a negative impact on him.

Doesn't matter, still better to starve him.

No. 412134

>>412132
>>I just can't believe that he thinks that online IQ tests say anything

Or IQ tests in general. They're extremely socially and culturally biased, and measure a certain kind of puzzle solving skills.

He take magazine surveys, twitter polls, and online dictionaries to be THE LITERAL TRUTH. The surveys are data collecting your IP address and FB profile; the twitter polls have biased response; and online dictionaries are known to be inaccurate - and, a dictionary definition is different from a law, an argument, a real life situation, and nuance. They literally mean nothing (see, Greg, I'm speaking your language).

Semiotics was considered top of the line food for thought back in the 70s, but they were focused on the fact that we arbitrarily assigned meaning to words, not bashing everyone over the head to take dictionary definitions are the end all be all. He's just too stupid to process any other thought process. His stupidity would be sad if he wasn't so toxic and harmful.

No. 412142

>>412034
>>412050
God, this man is so ugly that I'm going to need therapy if I stare at this picture any longer.

>>412069
As long as it isn't Jeff, I agree.

No. 412143

File: 1500404563459.jpg (320.42 KB, 1166x846, onioning.jpg)

He is still going on about it.

No. 412144

>>412143
makes you wonder if he asked the person if they want him to release their email…

No. 412145

>>412143
Did he really just out what seems to be a private conversation?

No. 412146

>>412143
It seems like he's trying to cause problems within their relationship. Hoping that the boyfriend sees what she said.

No. 412147

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what did she mean by this?

No. 412148

>>412143
This is honestly just bizarre, even for Gergles.

No. 412151

>>412143
I hope he asked permission, cause that is really personal to throw out to everyone.

Also, the whole sperging and bringing up bad, controlling relationships would piss me off if I was vix. Gerg's painting her boyfriend as shitty as possible; that doesn't seem like something a good friend with a mature outlook on life should act.

It reminds me of Ayalla and Billie when Greg called Ayalla a fraud for saying she'd stick with her best friend no matter what and trying to keep Billie away from her.

No. 412152

>>412143
he's going this hard for this girl just so they can be ""friends""? sure, grek

plainey better get dem papers ready…

No. 412153

>>412152
ikr like he didn't even fight this hard to keep cyr, who he actually lived with and was friends with for years

No. 412154

>>412151
Of course he didn't. Who would want this shit out in the open? That's like something you tell a close friend.

That said, it reveals that the girl Greg's after is a GREAT candidate for him. History of manipulative relationships, which means easy to manipulate, plus she's apparently loyal given how long she's been with her bf. Greg's in love for sure. Wouldn't be surprised if he left Taylor for this one if the girl dumps her bf.

No. 412157

>>412151
I seriously doubt it was done with consent. The girl is complaining/explaining her relationship issues that seem very private. It would be bizarre as fuck if she said "yes go release it for everyone to see, even my bf, cause it can't possibly do any damage".

No. 412159

>>412154
she's also closer to his age so he doesn't have to worry about pretending that "slayeth" is a funny thing to say

No. 412160

>>412146
He is clearly trying to convince her to just leave him, notice the back and forth with "I can't just leave him, buuut i'm also suffocating and there is no trust and he manipulated me" etc etc

No. 412162

someone needs to watch plainey scheduled anxiety talk later today

No. 412164

>>412162
>they were just friends
>i don't know about this girl
>they were just friends
>it's totally normal for greg to go apeshit over losing her, nothing going on you guys
>spins fidget spinner while trying not to cry

here, i summed it up to you

No. 412167

>>412143
I've talked to Vix on discord before, she's mentioned her BF to me and iirc they've been together for 2 or 3 years? I don't know who he's outing but it's not her with this message.

No. 412168

>>412160
Seems like Lainey. Her first boyfriend she apparently didn't love and he manipulated her. And Greg was able to reel her in and "save" her.

No. 412169

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No. 412170

>>412167
Thats strange, maybe its someone else and not even Vix?? But Vix would make the most sense. Maybe they've just known each othewr for 9 years been together 2-3 years.

No. 412171

>>412167
yeah this is almost definitely one of his fake fan emails he loves to write in the notes app on his phone lmao, mte when i saw it

No. 412172

>>412169

>Greg see's pic, "just my kind….for uh lainey"

> About to invite to live with them
> Starts typing
> Reads comment
> Shit i better not……..publicly
> Sends it through her sisters DM

No. 412173

>>412169
she's 17?

No. 412174

>>412173
what 26 yr old would have all summer to sit on his discord? sounds like a teen to me

No. 412175

>>412169
She changed her instagram name or deleted it. Is that guy really her brother? She just really fits Greg's type: young, alt, has a non-typically name. And might be 17.

The anon who said she's 26 didn't post any proof, does anyone have anything?

No. 412176

>>412175
not surprised, she lurks here, someone should tell her brother kek

No. 412177

>>412169
>>412173
>>412175
even if she did say she was 26, this wouldn't be the first time that a girl in gerg's circle lied about her age. Shiloh claimed to be older than gerg before she was formally introduced.

No. 412178

>>412170
>>412171
Hmm, maybe if he wrote it up himself, he made it close to Vix's own story so that he could use it to convince her to leave.
>>412174
>>412169
I KNEW she looked way too young to be 26. Though there are plenty of 20-something deadbeats sitting on discord all day.

No. 412181

>>412178
i wonder if he plants fake leaks here. we know for sure sarah and vix has confessed to lurking here. also when vix mentioned the lainey smile analysis in the video on uhohbro, he burst out laughing. he knew what she meant.
they lurk.

No. 412182

>>412151
This shit Greg is doing >>412143 is going to make things far, far worse for her if the BF really is that controlling. You know what controlling dudes hate? When something out of their control happens, like telling people about them. Greg should know this firsthand - he's punished every ex who's had the nerve to speak out.

Greg: this dude is going to punish her to writing those things to you. Thiswill not drive her to you; this will cause her harm.

And of course she's vulnerable to Greg, and of course Greg is chomping at the bit for her: she's had 9 years of training in (what sounds like( an abusive and controlling relationship. She's someone who gives and gives to a needy person. She's like a giant throbbing crack rock to a junkie for Greg: he's dying to have someone give like that to him again, all fresh and new.

If this chick leaves her boyfriend, I'd give Greg's marriage months.

No. 412184

>>412169
does anyone has a link to this? i can't seem to find her account

No. 412185

>>412169
this screenshot is edited right……why is the pic stretched out like that

No. 412187

>>412184
>>412185
The account doesn't exist, someone's fucking with us.

No. 412189

>>412174
the same 26 year olds that can spend all day on here(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 412190

>>412187
yeah i just tested all the usernames on the image and none of them exist, so this is 100% bullshit. mods should ban the person who posted the pic.

No. 412191

>>412069
It's possible she will get Sh0eonhead to mod. She's had her mod debates before.

No. 412193

>>412191
shoe is extremely unequipped to deal with this. she is way too soft and will probably just wave her hands in desperation if things get out of hand.

No. 412197

>>412147
> Breaks up with BF to suck onion dick and roll around in the (very little remaining) youtube bux of gerg?

No. 412201

>>412190
What's it about this thread that compels people to pollute it with bullshit?
>>412191
Oh god, please no. It'd be nice if someone who were actually stable and not an attention whore got involved for once.

No. 412203

>>412197
if that does end up happening then i will feel no sympathy for her. what kind of desperate idiot sees how all of greggle's relationships end, and STILL persuades him?

No. 412207

>>412203
*pursues

No. 412208

>>412134
>They're extremely socially and culturally biased
Nope, psychometrics have been cleaning up their shit very throughly for past few decades and standardized IQ testing is quite good both at measuring IQ and g nowadays.
Going by his writings and general behaviour Greggels mentally underdeveloped in quite a few areas and his SAT and ASVAB scores probably reflect that. Of course he really thinks he a fucking genius thanks to Quizilla but there's no way he'd land above one SD on a proper IQ test.

>>412193
Yeah, a "debate" with Gurg needs somebody dominant enough slap down his spastic behaviour. Such a person would, of course, cause Gurg to spazz out even more.

No. 412211

>>412191
Eh….Shoe isn't a very good mod. She hates stepping in and Greg will just run her over.

No. 412213

She definitely does lurk here. I wanna say Geurg is so desperate for some views he's made some girl up and fabricated this whole romance. But I'm not sure, I don't for a second believe anons mentioning her age or her instagram or anything "randomly" posted without caps. It all seems very forced, I'm not sure. Like >>412147 who cares? It just seems this Vix girl has been shoved into the lolcow limelight and I'm not sure why.

Until there's solid evidence that he's stopped speaking to someone he was grooming then we should drop it. Smeg can't contain personal details about people who escape him, so I'm not honestly sold on this whole romeo & juliet story.

No. 412216

>>412213
Agreed. It's also weird that she's blocked his phone but not his twitter if it's Vix. He is going too hard on this, I think he just wants attention again.

No. 412220

>>412169
So this 17 year old girl has been with her boyfriend for 9 years, so since she was… 8?

A very poor quality attempt was made, but I think the general consensus here is that someones messing with us.

No. 412221

>>412145
When has he ever not outed a private email? I honestly wonder if there's a dm or email conversation left in his inbox he hasn't mined.

Is there even a point in having a one to one conversation with Greg? You know for a fact that within a week or two he'll have posted skewed segments to twitter.

No. 412227

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>>412220
dang, i didn't even notice that…

No. 412239

>>412220
>>412227
Yeh there's way too much that just doesn't add up if it's meant to be Vix/even real.

1. Anons claiming without proof she is 26
2. Anons posting fake screenshots claiming she is 17.
3. Gurg's e-mail stating she has been in a relationship for 9 years.
4. Anon claiming to have been on discord with Vix & her relationship being 3 years long at most.
5. Vix deleting his number but not unfollowing him on twitter.
6. Vix being pushed on Lolcow as the girl.

It's all very odd, the only reason(s) Vix seems likely is because of Lainey gushing over her & then seemingly unfollowing her, coupled with her girls suck rant etc. Also anons trying to throw us off with photoshopped instagrams etc. Whether it's true or not, it's still milky.

Whatever it is atleast we know they're being somewhat sneakier about who they're trying to bone. Minuscular difference but still.

No. 412240

>>412239

I do not believe Vix is Laineys crush, she's the only moderator on her discord server and Lainey has been pretty verbal about her crush on there. It makes no sense that Lainey was crushing on her, more likely this is a crush of Greg's.

No. 412241

>>412220
I was wondering why her twitter looked brand new… She barely has any followers and is barely following anyone.
Did Gergles make this girl up??

https://twitter.com/ggbbvix

>>411864 I reverse image searched this on google and tineye and nothing came up.

Something is weird…

No. 412243

>>412241
Nah she's real, she does twitch streams. https://www.twitch.tv/bbvix/clips

No. 412245

>>412241
i thought this too, but she apparently streams on twitch and people have heard her voice in videos (right?)

No. 412249

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>>412239
hey anon here that posted that screencap, i saw it posted under onision's twitter by another user, i didn't realise it was a fake soz kek

still seemed believable. but also think it should be noted gurg and lamey have made refs to here, prob feeding drama

No. 412251

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>>412213
>>412239

I looked it up on grugs discord server and she's 26 according to this conversation with some of his other fans

No. 412252

Sage for tinfoil hattery here but is it possible this has been orchestrated by Onion and Laimey to make "drama" which will probably give him more views?

No. 412254

>>412252

i think this, that fake screenshot was posted by a new account and it only has two tweets about onision, but anti-onision.

he couldn't give a fuck anymore about his reputation

No. 412256

>>412252

maybe a patreon with a brain told him to just create drama, maybe vix has the perk to write a script kek.

No. 412257

If he orchestrated the drama, it's a pretty shitty attempt.
He should've at least pretended she is visiting them .

No. 412258

>>412257
Then people would want physical proof of her being there and he would have no reason to not provide it

No. 412259

>>412257
his editing skills have always been shite.

but going back to vix being 26.
the email then must be her*

also lainey does seem bothered by her in the livestream

No. 412260

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>>412249
You didn't though, you posted that screenshot here before the twitter account tweeted it. Note the timestamps, I forgot to circle them and am lazy.

>>412252
I mean after the past few hours on here it's definitely possible that SOMETHING has been orchestrated. I'm not sure how much is real or not, because he really doesn't strike me as smart enough to drum up some kind of romeo and juliet fanfic for views, but also Lainey isn't as upset as normal when he finds new teen puss.

No. 412262

>>412260

nah i took it off twitter, then went to asda to get a pizza and came back and saw it was a fake, i never checked the name on instagram since i needed to get dinner it's 2148 gmt here give me a break(no1curr about the pizza)

No. 412264

>>412262
You posted the screenshot on here 3 minutes before it was tweeted.

No. 412265

>>412259
>believing onion

thought it was pretty well known those "emails" from "fans" are full of shit?

No. 412269

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>>412264
>>412264
i literally have no idea how that happened because i can prove it, i clipped it via one note because i'm on a chromebook

here is my screenshot, look at the save time, minus my onenote account name lol

No. 412279

someone should summarise what is being propagated as true by what has been stated by onision and vix on their various communication channels

No. 412290

> vix is a patreon
> they had a dramatic just friends break up
> onision has released an email assumed to be from her
> a fake screenshot of "her" (stating she is 17) instagram was posted by a twitter that has only recently been created and only has 2 tweets (the screenshot and another one being anti-onision)

No. 412291

>>412290

*
> also speculation drama being created for views
> no reaction from lainey, except for looking unamused by vix in a livestream
> greg has a video stating lainey has looked thru their texts (greg + vix) and found nothing alarming

No. 412293

>>412252
I agree, he said in his overwatch stream he likes to fool people to "test his acting skills" he's faked relationship drama for views before

No. 412295

Cleared up some comments. Stop spamming the thread as if it were a chatroom, remember to give context for other users, think before you post, and if you made a mistake, delete and re-post instead of doubleposting.

No. 412304

He has to fake relationship drama to get attention because we are some of the last to give a fuck. Think about that.

He won't die until this thread does.

If the milk was real, would it even be that interesting?

Enjoy the fidget spinners, hair dye, and fake girlfriends, anons, because that's all this dried up cow has left.

No. 412307

>>412304
i look at everything that onion does as fake and a ploy for attention. he's oversaturating his audience with all this "drama", it's only gonna draw his all lil onions away.

No. 412314

Is it me or when Greg is on Lainey's stream she seems really annoyed. She tries to distance herself from whatever conversation he tries to engage in.

I think she is with him for the money and kids, and lusts for a life outside of her marriage. Without youtube i think she would have escaped already.

No. 412315

>>412304

i'm here for the divorce. onision is a sitcom. it follows the same old tired shitty formula. i need oprah to interview this man

No. 412316

>>412239
Called it. She's just another catfish, only a more elaborate one.

No. 412319

>>412304
It's pretty damn sad that he's resorted to courting his h8ers for views. How desperate do you have to be?

But this thread just proves time and time again to take every potential new 'drama' with a grain of salt.

>>412315
Same, it's probably going to be the last big happening we get out of him before he's gone forever, unless he runs off with another girl first (quite likely)

No. 412320

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Does anybody remember this bullshit?

https://vid.me/8aLL8

Onion's got some really twisted views on love/relationships. Now he's contradicting the things he's said with so much conviction in the past. Why does he need a friend when he has Lainey? LOL

Here's the video he references in the "Where is Your Soulmate" video, in case anyone wants to watch it too.

https://vid.me/DiegB

I miss the days when Gregma's videos were only a minute or two long. His 10+ minute videos are so painful to watch.

No. 412326

>>412304
Him resorting to making up mild drama for haturz doesn't help his views and relevancy. His new videos still get only 20k views kek.

He should do it and divoce Plainey already, I bet the shitstorm is gonna bring him so much views.

No. 412339

>>412293

Lol what for? He's not gonna get an acting job outside of YouTube due to his infamy and no big production wants to work with him now. He should've been more "out there" a long time ago.

His "acting skills" only work on his young minions and retarded dedbeats, he won't get far. Sorry Grease.

No. 412342

>>412115

lol i just realized he probably forces lamey to use stretch mark cream after her pregnancies.

sage for tinfoil hat.

No. 412343

>>412295
Farmhand my dear, I dare say Onion dramu should have a discord group chat set-up. It will help stop the threads from derailing, shit posting, and blogging.

No. 412346

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Found new (meh) material from his Tumblr acct., he's gonna make a firearms video with Billy and some other dude no1currs about.

Young Gretchen pic-related

No. 412347

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>>412346

Side note: I didn't bother posting the Vix dramu with his recent video about it. After with what we just learned, I found it pointless to do so.

No. 412348

>>412259
Buh..but.. Grainey are sooper serious ACTORS dontcha know, they even got imdb profiles and everything… They're brutal AND honest too, they would never tell nasty lies for money/views, nope, never ever, not even once.. nu-uh..

No. 412350

>>412347
>>412346

didn't onision straight up write books with school shootings and shit? i mean his face… onion looks like an absolute weirdo… i don't like the idea of onision with guns at all

No. 412351

>>412350
It's ok anon, he's a conscientious objector/vegan/vagina. . The only "guns" he gets close to are those scrawny sad arm bump things he calls "biceps"..

No. 412352

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>>412347

you can tell they're all posers based on severe lack of trigger discipline.

it's literally firearms 101, 8 year olds handle guns with more thought. ?

No. 412354

>>412347
Call me superficial, but I'd be disgusted to have someone in my home let alone have as a friend someone that's obscenely fat as billy the fridge. Fuck

No. 412357

>>412352

Didn't Onion had military training on weapons and how to use them though? Surely he didn't forget those skills over time…nah who am I kidding.

No. 412372

I think you guys are totally mistaken to write off the Vix drama so quickly. If you've watched all his recent videos (I have) she was the only entertaining person on his discord, and the ONLY girl he didn't immediately act super annoyed with/try to get her to shut up. The way he said her name was said with affection, and he even listed her as a friend in one of his tweets a while back. I don't think this is fake at all.

I think all the pouty smoldering selfies on twitter and IG right now are NOT for our benefit or to create drama, as a girl who has been through this, he is 100% trying to win Vix over. He has a Savior complex and is trying to convince her to leave her mean controlling bf to stay friends with him. He admitted he complimented her voice, of COURSE her bf freaked out. I bet he said other inappropriate things too.

As for the facts "not adding up herp derp" well they do. Exclude that ONE crappy fake IG drama post and they add up fine.

1. She is 26 therefore has been with bf since age 17.
2. She followed Lainey and Greg and Lainey unfollowed her after obviously catching onto Greg's feelings.
3. She is a twitch streamer (not a successful one but still thats enough to prove shes not a catfish)
4. Greg making alll this up doesn't make sense when his latest narrative had been how HAPPY he and Lainey are etc etc. I don't think he's trying to create drama, this SCREAMS manipulation to me, but not of us- of Vix.

Lainey should be extremely worried. Greg IS controlling. He didn't magically CHANGE his mindset like he stated in his video lamenting about Vix (he brought up controlling Lainey on twitter) He still IS controlling, but the difference is he no longer cares to control Lainey. He wants her to have the illusion of freedom so that in turn he can get away with more himself. Lainey probably realizes this. Greg even said he'd be HAPPY if he walked in on Lainey and Vix…Greg was trying to lay the ground work for that "trinity" to happen and it all got foiled by Vix's bf.

Let's not let one idiot's fake IG screenshot make us lose sight of the fact that Greg is trying so hard to win this girl over. This is good milk, and I won't let it be diluted by some anon that wanted to take it too far. To that anon, it was just as scummy on Greg's part WITHOUT her being 17. He's still salivating over some girl that's not Lainey! Don't screw this up with fake caps.

No. 412375

Samefag here

Vix since I know you DO lurk here (you mentioned lolcow indirectly in Greg's stream) Don't let Greg get in your head about your boyfriend. Greg is not worth throwing away a 9 year relationship and your bf is not some controlling beast… He was probably just picking up on the fact that Greg is very clearly trying to get his claws into you. He was laying the groundwork for you to be with Lainey, and if that didn't work I am willing to bet he would have left Lainey for you eventually. (He would have wanted it to be a sure thing because Greg can't be alone)

And Lainey, if you pull your smug head out of the sand long enough to read this, you are really dense. Their conversation being "too tame" and boring to continue reading shouldn't negate the fact that thousands of strangers watching Greg's video can agree that he has FEELINGS for this "friend" he lost. I have no sympathy for you if you lose him to Vix because you don't want to face the truth.

No. 412377

>>412372
I agree with you almost completely. But, I think the 9 year story is gregs fantasy. I have an alt on the discord and Im 70% sure she has mentioned her bf a few times only. She referenced offhand to having been together for less than half a decade once. Greg makes up stories, chances are hes on purpose trying to paint her bf worse and worse off to become the saviour.

As for the timeline.
>Greg finds a girl who likes anime in his patreons
>Suddenly Lainey starts maniacally tweeting about her animu
Note, lainey doesnt like anime, this was as farmers before referenced, weird.
>Vix and Greg play/watch anime together, Lainey unfollows Vix
>Bit later does her "Fuck Girls" -rant
>Onision is now referencing in tweets as Vix as a friend
>Vix is creeped out and sets boundary using her boyfriend

The more ive dug, the more it seems theyve known for maximum of two months. Id estimate a month and a week based on tweets and discord logs. Greg wanted this girl to join the Mansion Basement (tm) and she/her bf got alarmed on it.

He said he wanted her in his videos, which means that GREG HAS FORMALLY INVITED THIS GIRL TO JOIN THE THREESOME.
Why do I think this?
Billie got roped in there by the prenotion of getting work and hanging out with Lainey.

This time the prenotion is work and hanging out with Greg.

It matches too well to be a coincidence.

No. 412378


No. 412379

>>412378
….Read the threads and decide for yourself if this is old milk.

No. 412380

>>412378
This. Is. An. Imageboad.

Post a fucking screenshot, don't link stuff. If you don't think it's milky don't fucking post it.

No. 412382

>>412375
It's worth pointing out how "tame" conversations probably were with Gerg and potential interests when he was still in a (dying) relationship. He's known to emotionally cheat, per his words, careful to not say anything overtly unfaithful, making sure he maintains the interest through "friend-love-bombing", excessive admiration and support, opening up to them in a way he "never would with literally anyone else" because what they have is so special.

No. 412383

>>412382
sorry, but using a video game character to slip in a compliment about a girl's voice isn't tame at all! lainey probably never gets sincerely hit on anymore so she doesn't know. (maybe if greg told vix that he's very shook by how much her eyebrows are slaying she'd get it rooflflflf)

No. 412388

>>412387
it was a vid onion uploaded taking troy to the doctors years ago

No. 412389

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Am I the only one who feels that Billie just got her reputation cleaned? Its now obvious she was a stupid teen who fell for gregs "friendship" and promises of collab/work and hanging out with friends. He promised her the moon and the sky.
Then it all escalated and she got played, tossed around and abused.
If hes this manipulating and abusive towards a girl he has known for a month, imagine what he must have sent billie.

I feel bad for badmouthing her now, look what hes doing to this girls bf. Imagine what he did to Billies "druggo" family and friends…

No. 412390

>>412354

You'd think onion would be too w/ his super healthy & very fit vegan bod he loves to shove in everyone's faces

No. 412391

>>412372
I completely agree with you. Greg is just not that smart to go through all of this just to stir drama. Yeah sure he may pick fights on Twitter to try and rile people up, but I highly doubt he'd go through making a whole other fake person, especially since there is a video with her talking in it.

Greg clearly wanted that poon, and got really buttmad when it was denied to him. Nothing new here.

No. 412392

>>412389
I mean, its the same shit he did with Lainey promising that they would travel the country together and all these nice things. Why else would young women, or any woman, be the slightly bit interested in him?

No. 412394

>>412354
Has Onion ever tried to intervene on The Fridge's health with Honest Facts. That would be some hilarious backstabbing.

No. 412396

>>412389
>>412392

it makes billie look a lot better, because she actually walked away from all of that. he was promising her a car, a place to stay, money, and tuition. i know a lot of 18 year olds who would do a lot more for a lot less. i mean look at lainey.

No. 412398

>>412372
I agree with you and he was inappropriate regarding Vix in the stream with Lainey. They were talking about Sarah and Lainey being together and he said that he would vomit and cry if he walked in on them but then he says that if it were Lainey and Vix he would smile and feel good about it.

No. 412400

>>412276
Same… way to many annoying newfags posting unnecessary shit quality posts and sperging

No. 412406

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"Hahaha my wife watched something that reminded her of when I forced her into a poly relationship and she got upset"

That Greg got Lainey to believe Billie was the cheater - not her husband - is just retarded.

No. 412407

>>412389
She was legally and adult and was extensively warned. No i dont feel bad still a #cumtdumpsternever4get

No. 412410

>>412406
With Lainey firmly against another "trinity" I don't see Greg's fantasy coming true any time soon.

He's going to have to break up with her. It's just a matter of when.

No. 412412

>>412406
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that show is my guilty pleasure and this "poly couple" he's referring to was just a very insecure girl who saw her boyfriend getting close with an ex, so she decided to allow another girl in the "relationship" to keep him. She ends up going full psycho in front of the whole school I can't wait until they watch this together because it basically slams poly relationships.

No. 412415

>>412406

I guess nobody should be surprised that two age stunted morons are watching a show about 14-18 year old drama.

No. 412416

>>412407
lol? legally an adult = deserving of abuse? you sound like sarah and/or greg, please sort yourself.

>>412406
ew! this is why girls don't want to date you lainey. you're just a fuckboi with makeup on.

No. 412423

>>412416
if you told someone over and over again with evidence to not touch a fucking hot stove and they did it anyway because they convinced themselves they were the only one who wouldn't get burned would you feel bad for them

No. 412427

>>412406
Wow, such a woke queen, being incredibly sexist to all women and claiming none of them can be trustworthy.

No. 412430

>>412423
good job equating abuse to something completely unrelated, but please do everyone a favor and sage your bullshit.

No. 412431

>>412423
its like the same 2 or 3 anons with a hate boner for billie just shut up about her already holy fuck we get it u don't feel bad for her now go away and be irrelevant somewhere else thank you

No. 412433

>>412430
lmao ok gatekeeper of abusive relationships, if someone shows you videos of a man who shaved his girlfriend's head and then filmed her breakdown and you chose to still date them don't expect those people to pity you.

>>412431
I don't even hate Billie and I've never made a comment about her until now. Lainey and her are fucking stupid for getting with Greg when there is an abundance of information out there proving he is an abusive piece of shit. If Lainey is not a victim, neither is Billie, that's it.

No. 412448

>>412423

If someone told you over and over again not to derail the fucking thread with repetitive shit about Billie, would you ban them?

I WOULD.

>>412406
I think it's so cute that they can both be misogynists together. # relationshipgoals

No. 412449

Its sad that Lainey cant read the writing on the wall.

Remember when Billie was her exclusive girlfriend that Greg selflessly flew in, out of the kindness of his heart for Lainey? And how he was just being nice to Billie whenever they played video games and watched anime when Lainey got anxious, no hidden agenda there!

And the time he told Billie he loved her…but as a friend! And the time he gave her an almost nude body massage…but he'd do that for his friends, you guys!

And how Lainey was uncomfortable being sexual with Billie…and miraculously found herself in bed with Billie and Greg…but the attention was on Lainey, so it's cool! Greg is so innocent, you guys. He ended up fucking Billie when Lainey wasnt around, but its only Billie who cheated!

Greg wouldnt manipulate Lainey! He's just too honest and forthright to deceive Lainey. He's harmless. Nothing to see here. He's just tearing up over a friend.

No. 412450

>>412423
You forgot the part where the stove is trying to convince you that all that stuff is just rumors created by the haters, and it's not a hot stove, I promise. It's a really cool stove that's going to give you free education and a car.

>>412449
>And the time he told Billie he loved her…but as a friend! And the time he gave her an almost nude body massage…but he'd do that for his friends, you guys!

He should give Billy the Fridge a full body massage. They seem like good friends.

No. 412453

>>412448
that's. not. me.
plenty of people remind everyone Billie wasn't a victim when Lainey does some creepy copying shit. She's still very relevant in their lives, Vix is like a clone of Billie minus the hair dye. So in your logic it's only derailing when people don't see Billie as innocent? Take your boner for her elsewhere.

>>412450
People shared the video of Shiloh being abused, so explain to me how video evidence is a rumor. And if he's promising her financial support in exchange for fucking his wife, full body massages, and sex, sounds like prostitution. Maybe don't listen to a fucking stove that regularly burns people, especially when people who have been burned (Shiloh, Adrienne, Skye) have publicly told their side. Stop defending Greg.

No. 412458

>>412453
The video of shiloh being abused was uploaded by gerg, in the context of
>Look at how crazy she is and how calm I am! Look at how patient and good I am for dealing with this.]
It's called crazymaking and it's a common abusive tactic. If you have no context or Greg's context the video looks like a patient man dealing with a psychotic woman.

No one is defending greg by saying this shit dude, people point it out to demonstrate how his manipulation tactics work despite the mountain of evidence against him. Billy fell for it, yeah, but that's because he chooses his marks very carefully. They're always young enough not to know better and from shitty homes or backgrounds which make them vulnerable.

No. 412464

>>412458
>If you have no context or Greg's context the video looks like a patient man dealing with a psychotic woman.
No. No it actually really doesn't, she's crying and pleading and he's psychotically cool about it.

I know about abuse tactics thank you, that's why I do not feel bad for her. I don't care how manipulative someone is, so many people warned her, there are accounts of the women he abused online speaking out, and she consented to various sexual acts knowingly behind Lainey's back.

Again, if Lainey isn't a victim neither is Billie.

No. 412470

>>412464
Inb4 a farmhand has to come in and tell you two to stop derailing

No. 412471

>>412464
>No. No it actually really doesn't, she's crying and pleading and he's psychotically cool about it.
Well, that's just like, your opinion man. Crazymaking works or abusers wouldn't do it, lots and lots of people took onions side when this video was released. It took a long time and a lot more evidence for people to be convinced he was really the mental one. If you saw it for what it really was immediately then bully for you, but lots and lots of people didn't.

>Again, if Lainey isn't a victim neither is Billie.

I'm one of the anons who thinks lainey is mostly a victim, but that doesn't mean I have nothing but pity or sympathy for her. Being an idiot and a victim are not mutually exclusive concepts.

>>412470
why is discussing the subject of a thread considered derailing now? all of the old threads are full of shit like this in moments of the lolcow being quiet and it was never considered derailing back then. I don't understand this sudden shift in what it's okay to discuss and talk about on here.

No. 412472

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>feeling better

surejan.gif
Vix must've really rattled the narc huh

No. 412473

>>412471
It is because we've been over this for months, thread upon thread. There is no use arguing about it over and over. Your opinions have been heard. Don't keep going in circles.

No. 412475

>>412472
you're 31, Greg. 31.

No. 412493

>No. 412475
I don't know what's worse him acting like this or TomatoDisquette begging for his attention,

No. 412496

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Looks like Lainey's had it with him and Vix.

No. 412498

>>412496

i hate how he never shuts up about "girls who like anime are soo awesome and quirky!" but his dumbass doesn't even like anime that much. its 2017 and he's still talking about death note and shit. i can't stand it.

No. 412501

>>412472
Is anyone else suspecious this sperg is a lowkey attempt at making Billie jealous?

No. 412503

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>>412372

i agree with you except for the

>She is 26


i don't believe it for a second. she looks like a 12 year old emo girl. she's too old to like onision or lainey's content, and like the other anons said, she's too old to be all day online. gif related.

i think she lied about her age and she lied about her long term relationship. I'm not saying that this means she's 17, nah she could easily be Billie's age o something like that.

i mean, how are you going to be almost 30 and still want greg's manchild dick…nah. she dresses like a teenager in high school too… i just don't buy it.

No. 412505

>>412501
They're not very smart so maybe they'd find it plausible if that would trigger Billie but I don't think it's that.

I think Grease lovebombed Grainey today and she needed more of it and finally acknowledged that he'd moved on from giving her the slightest amount of attention in between sperging about muh sadness and muh friendship feels to lovebombing directly lovebombing Vix.

It's interesting he is so intense since it seems he hasn't known her for that long. It's like AJ's descriptions match so well and he only had voicechats with this girl!?
Lainey be shooketh

No. 412507

I think Lainey's jealous for sure and I love that she's probably in so much trouble for that tweet sass.

Also she may look young but some 25/26 year olds do LOOK that young. I'm that age but regularly told I look literally 16. So no anon it's not unbelievable. We don't know her situation or why she has so much free Greg-time. Maybe that long term bf supports her.

No. 412511

File: 1500439043987.png (1.63 MB, 1124x845, vix.png)

>>412507
Honestly, I don't think she even looks that young. She's fairly cute and baby faced, but if you look closely at her picture, she's got some lines in her forehead and under her eyes. She looks her age at 26.

Also, has anyone mentioned the fact that she's wearing a very visible ring on her ring finger on her left hand? Promise ring? Engagement ring?

No. 412515

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No. 412517

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Give some chick youve known for less than 2 months the same affectionate names you use on your wife. This harmless friendship seems legit

No. 412520

>>412498

Skye is also a weeb, and with Shiloh and Billie's aesthetic…

Frankenwife confirmed.

No. 412528

>>412511
PLOT TWIST: she's actually a farmer.

No. 412530

>>412515
They are not your fucking friend Greg shut the fuck up

No. 412531

>>412528
Honestly I would not be surprised if she was. She at the very least lurks here (she brought up something from here in the discord chat) and Greg (if he was thinking with his brain) should be really annoyed that his so-called friend spends time on a gossip site reading bad things about him…

No. 412534

Also Fatherspooky on Twitter is a catfish account. Greg clearly doesn't know this bc he liked one of her replies to him. I follow the real girl on insta, that's not her.

No. 412540

>>412406
Yet she identifies as poly? She didn't like the poly relationship she was in, and clearly doesnt want one, but she still calls herself poly. Wtf is wrong with her?

Lainey is the least trustworthy one. Bitch is full of lies and will allow her husband to berate you/harass you and say nothing against it while pretending she loves you. Also love how she obsesses over girls, but then goes complete opposite when gerg is hitting on girls himself, and blames all girls for that and calls them untrustworthy. YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T TRUSTWORTHY. She dumb as fuck.

>>412496
Didn't he tweet this same exact thing before when talking about billie? LOL.

No. 412546

Can we stop with the: 26 years do NOT spend that much time online/26 year olds would NOT enjoy Onision's content. It not a good arguement at all.

Im 28.

No. 412548

>>412546

And do you enjoy Onion's content, anon?

No. 412550

The milk is delicious

No. 412567

She looks her age lmao what do you fucking morons Think 26 year olds look like? It STINKS of newfag and underage here

No. 412570

>>412517
When's the last time he was into a girl like this? Didn't even seem to be this hooked on Billie.

No. 412571

>>412472
>>412515
>>412517
Ugh, the way he talks about her is so creepy and weird. He's clearly obsessed.

No. 412572

>>412570
That's because Billie didnt outright block him during the beggining part of their relationship.

Onision got cockblocked by his new manic pixie girl's bf.

Haha, cuck.

No. 412573

I'm just disappointed that the object of his obsession was pulled away so quickly.

Anyone know if she still supports him on patreon? She didn't show up to his "debate" about God discord stream. So I wonder if this means she's out of his life for good?

I also love that Lainey got so salty on Twitter about his romantic ramblings to his "friend" kek

No. 412575

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>>411997
>TomatoAssLiquette

No. 412579

>>412570
He's obsessed with her because this is all he has right now. Don't get confused and think he feels especially strong about her - he feels especially strong about his dwindling career, his lack of attention, his lacklustre marriage, the crying children, the IRS… his manic pixie dream girl is a fantasy escape hatch from all this.

No. 412583

>>412496
Good find but.. why did you like and retweet him, anon?
Especially when we know he has people lurking here for him.

>>412579
He's also obsessed with her because he is obsessed over EVERYTHING he is denied. He can't stand even being broken up with and has to twist it to "I/we broke up with them" so he can sleep at night.

Also this is really gross and as much as I hate Lainey I hope she makes him sleep on the couch AT THE VERY LEAST.
I know it's shouting into the void to write to her but: Lainey, you know Greg doesn't do "subtle."

Also that girl upthread who was posting snapchats about him was pretty dumb and definitely not debate-quality since she actually thought she could "change" him, and lacked the self control to not indulge him. That's basically a step away from having him buy her an airplane ticket, unfortunately.

No. 412590

I ship Onion and Billy tbh, it's obvious he fails at wimminz and should just pound dat sweet thicc booty.

No. 412595

>>412590
I thought you meant Billie at first and was almost mad, and confused on why you called her thicc.

Then I realized you meant that shrek looking dude he's been hanging around with so much lately. I mean, he's probably a little more feminine than Lainey…

No. 412597

wonder if he uses this to back out of blaire's livestream today

No. 412600

inb4 'Too sad to do any defending too manic or Oh I acted like a fuck head because I was having issues,she should of debated me when I said'

No. 412601

In the "is my marriage happy" stream vid I love how gutsy Onion has gotten with doormat.
He says at one point, "Vix turn up your mic, I wanna hear everything you say" with more emotion than he's shown on cam for Lainey in forever.

And I love how CLEARLY annoyed Lainey is with everything Vix was saying and Greg's obvious infatuation with her. It's HILARIOUS. At exactly 18:29 she visibly rolls her eyes in annoyance bc Onion didn't give a crap about what a guy said and instead asked "but what did vix say?" and the moment he said that the look on her face could kill. LOL She definitely wasn't feeling very "happy in her marriage" at that moment.

Greg also sings immature song lyrics that are oh so funny "POOP AND SEX" stuff, and Lainey just stares at him like he's an idiot while Vix chimed in and sang along. I think Greg is regretting not going for a "fun" girl with his same 10-year-old boy sense of humor.

Drinking game for that stream: drink everytime Lainey squints or rolls her eyes at Greg. You'll pass out so quick you won't have to suffer through much of it.

Lastly, Lainey seems to LOVE it when people stalk her life or create stupid "smile collages" of her. She wants to be a victim of Greg in our eyes because then she can whine to him about it make him feel like her protector being all "Leave Lainey alone!" Sorry Lainey, no one views you as a helpless victim anymore.

No. 412602

>>412601

i'm glad someone else saw the milkyness of that video, lainey has had it up to her squinty eyes of that shit

No. 412621

>>412601
>>412602
hadn't watched that until now, that stream is so awful.
Lainey is clearly pissed off and doesn't want to be there, and Onision just keeps screaming incoherently over other people, and being obviously dismissive of his wife.

Really seems like they can't even keep up the peachy keen happy married couple act on camera any more. More milk is soon to come.

No. 412622

>>412590
Ship name = boily

No. 412623

when Gretch is talking about every single male singer getting fucked in the ass/sucking dick and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

Plainey, peep that homophobia thooooo!!!!

No. 412626

>>412601
>I think Greg is regretting not going for a "fun" girl with his same 10-year-old boy sense of humor.

I've not been following them that long so someone can correct me, but I imagine Taylor used to have a sense of humour more aligned with his… thing is, unlike Greg, most people continue to mature as they age. He was lucky to find someone at the age of 17 with his immature sense of humour, let alone the other people he's sucked into his wormhole.

No. 412627

>>412601
>At exactly 18:29 she visibly rolls her eyes
has someone reuploaded this vid? i'd like to observe the bitterness

also, adding link to the scheduled Blaire White debate… really hope she can handle him the right way. He needs to be put in his place.

No. 412629

>>412511
>>412567
She doesn't particularly look her age in pictures but in streams etc she does.

>>412534
Can we not point out all of the catfish accounts? It doesn't affect us in the slightest and if it's trolling gureg then let them continue.

>>412626
Same boat anon, no idea what plainey used to be like but she was "his biggest fan." So I can only imagine she used to share his humour, what's pretty funny is I'm pretty sure she's admitted she doesn't watch many of his videos now. At least she didn't watch the one of him raping the Andy doll.

No. 412635

>>412627
I really hope for some top tier milk at that "debate", not like the Joy stream where she kept trying to please everyone.

Question for farmhands: Are you gonna make a separate "debate"-thread for it, like you did with the Joy Sparkles stream?

No. 412639

>>412635
I will make a thread when the debate starts with looser rules for commenting. You will be able to chat there and sum up the milky parts for this thread here. A Cytube chat for co-watching would also be possible if they stream on a platform supported by Cytube.

No. 412651

>>412372
>>412375
>>412377
>>412378
>>412379
This is the same person posting. We are not interested in Vix. There is no milk and that story has an end. This is all fake.

Wether you are Sarah or one of Gregma's patreons who are trying to get him more populare/views.. Fuck off

No. 412653

>>412651
You're a moron. I am one of those anons and only responsible for TWO of those posts.
Second of which I even stated "samefag here"…
Great expose, genius.

No. 412656

>>412651
This is bs but besides lurk more anon and learn to sage properly. Thank you.

No. 412657

>>412347
so if onion is such good friends with billy the fridge, like he's such good friends with shane, shouldn't he be making videos about billy's weight too? you know, because theyre such good friends and he's concerned about his health????

No. 412658

>>412511
Whoa, she looks like a mixture of Shiloh and billie. It's easy to see why Gerg would lust over her, shes the mixture of both girls that got away.

No. 412660

>>412651
You don't speak for all of us here, And learn to sage. Grease wouldn't be having such a sperg out if he got what he wanted and lainey has been popping veins whenever vix is mentioned on stream with grease. Its good milk, Don't dismiss it and good on vix and her bf for putting an end to that shit.

No. 412661

>>412651
If you would have said trendy instead of populare, I would think you were Greg trying to steer us away from Vix. But I bet even gurg knows how to sage after lurking for so long.

No. 412662

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>>412601
>At exactly 18:29 she visibly rolls her eyes in annoyance bc Onion didn't give a crap about what a guy said and instead asked "but what did vix say?

Here you go, I made the gif for the keks

No. 412663

>>412496

ooh i hope lainey leaves his ass and takes all his money + credibility. i don't care if she's looking bad rn for her actions, she's a young adult and if she spills the milk i'll call her pretty

No. 412664

>>412662

if i can astrologyfag a moment

lainey exhibits a problem many native librans have, we can hold our tongue but not our emotions, libran faces always show their mood, they're said to have several faces a day lol

anyway, greg has his mars in libra. you can sometimes hear him trying to balance his emotions and anger, but he's just so neurotic it gets overshadowed by his messy emotional manipulating self.
he's badly manifesting as a scorpio he needs help kek. lainey will no doubt walk away the winner here

No. 412668

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No. 412669

>>412662

make a gif of her physically recoiling from him near the end of the stream when Vix asks lainey when the divorce is and Lainey replies 'yesterday..' and then greg spooks her and invades her space to wind her up after the comment.

they fucking hate each other lol

No. 412671

>>412629
Was she even his "biggest fan" before he started responding to her thirsty attempts to contact him? IIRC she had a list of YouTubers she wanted to marry and he was only her third pick. I think she was more into the idea of YT fame in general than his specific videos and sense of humour. I bet she regrets getting with him and not Shane or someone else who's more popular and less of a raging narc.

No. 412672

>>412669

there was also a part greg was asking lainey what annoys her about him or whats annoying her now and Vix butts in then lainey speaks over her and says 'Right now'
she hates Vix too

No. 412678

>>412601
To be honest I'm feeling schadenfreude for this. I love it when Lainey gets smug during the love bombing phase only to be crushed hard by reality whenever a new girl catches the Grinch's interest. I hope Cuddlegate 3.0 happens.

No. 412679

>>412627
>>412627
Again, some of the anons in here should message Blaire with some screen shots and video craziness

I would, but I'm working and don't have a gurgle folder

No. 412682

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lol nice polls onion

No. 412684

The twitter polls begin, wonder if he's hoping to use the results for this evening.
On some bullshit about death note ya figure an anime fan would want the source material of their anime to actually be cared about but Onion just playin that race card.
Sent blaire one of Onions mods saying he'd email onion about the girls on forum and onion would respond to everything BUT what the mod was saying the mod would purge posts 8 hours a day but girls would keep popping up. Then it got worse and the great purge happened.

No. 412685

>>412679
what is the debate on, don't want to derail it on this shit

No. 412686

>>412664
Onion is a Scorpio? Makes sense

No. 412687

>>412686
he's the kris jenner that has pushed a new gender on lainey, but lainey is secretly the kim. she needs to finesse greg and hoover up the potential income

No. 412689

>>412682

He was probably gonna use them for his debate tonight too.

No. 412690

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>>412669
girl deserves a better wedding day and husband

No. 412691

>>412690
no, she deserves the shit she got

No. 412692

>>412690
kek greg looks about 5'6, he's always trying to claim shane dawson is same height as him, shane is a giant compared to this manchild. (who wishes he was shane's boytoy, we all know you're gay greg)

No. 412693

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>>412690

>everything about that wedding

No. 412694

>>412692
shane's 6', no way is onision close to 6'

No. 412695

>>412690
iirc lainey is about 5'3 lol

No. 412696

>>412690
>>412692
>>412694
lainey prob trying to identify as a man with bigger balls than her manchild

No. 412697

>>412690
kek, you would think he would have gotten the suit tailored.

>>412664
>>412686
Morons.

No. 412699

>>412690

lol why is the space prince even in a dress? won't that make "Lainey" feel misgendered?
peep that transphobia tho.

No. 412700

>>412699

Lurk moar, anon. She didn't identify as "agendered" until 2015-2016, and she's also said she didn't like the dress or her hair at the wedding, but that her mother in law chose it for her.

No. 412701

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No. 412702

>>412701
what exactly is he trying to prove here?

No. 412703

>>412701
I like how he ignores that most of his followers (i.e the ones taking this poll) are:
60% under 18
and almost 50% (41%) say they're older than they are i.e 18+ because otherwise content is ristricted

No. 412707

Ah, and now we have a pt 2 of the shane dawson shame-a-thon
https://vid.me/FQ6CO

No. 412708

His eyebrows are triggering me in this video.(read lolcow.farm/info)

No. 412709

File: 1500481825937.jpg (48.05 KB, 637x473, 1485828196518.jpg)

>>412690
So much of this manlet's height is his big ass head lmao

>>412701
This just reminds me of him going from confusing prosecutors/defendants to showing precise knowledge of individual states' age of consent over the course of an hour. All to compare him cheating and almost abandoning his young children to a teenager lying about their age by a few months, mind.

Now who wouldn't want to side with that?

No. 412710

File: 1500481945664.png (281.94 KB, 620x726, onion.png)

>>412707
Lol now he flip flopped? In this video he says obesity is worse than starving yourself. Before he said starving yourself is worse than obesity when people said why doesnt he make a video against billythefridge? Billy is WAY BIGGER than shane.

No. 412711

File: 1500482042414.jpg (34.23 KB, 500x424, DFHIMfsU0AESwZa.jpg)

I'll sage this because i'm not sure if it's been posted in past just some more irony on the shane thing.

No. 412712

>>412710
can we discuss that in the shane video where he tries to guesstimate his weight, he shortens shane by 2", adds 2+" to his own height, then takes his top off.

can blaire call him out on his height and homophobia in the recent livestreams on his channel

No. 412713

File: 1500482373051.jpg (45.64 KB, 593x428, onion polls.jpg)


No. 412714

>>412701

>if you are not on the same side as facts, change sides.



I choked on my soda.

No. 412721

File: 1500483755712.png (208 KB, 815x461, Lamo living the dream.png)

>>412601
You must remember her maturity level when they started dating. I'm sure that their humor on the same level at that point but Lainy grew up.

Remember this masterpiece she sent him?

No. 412723

How can you not grow up after being with a manchild for 5+ year and having two kids.

No. 412724

>>412723
When you're groomed at 17 and are refused life experiences outside of being holed up in your Mcmansion popping out kids

No. 412725

>>412723
Yeah. Honestly the thing I've noticed is-and I don't want to post comparison pictures because his ex's have already been through enough..if you look at all his ex's, they WERE bright and cheerful and happy when they met just like how Vix is. They were all those cute young and perky types of girls he likes

He gets them and saps the energy out of them until they're just hollow depressed shells of what they used to be. He tried to crush Billie the same way he crushed all the others and it didn't work, she's still happy and cheerful and that's what bothers him about that. and if he got his hands on Vix you better believe he'd slowly start chipping away at her until the light of love for her life slowly left her eyes too.

No. 412728

>>412664
hahahaha…does anyone know vix's sign? if she's a taurus i'm gonna lose my mind.

>>412498
i feel like after this relationship, lainey's going to have the most pure undiluted hatred of anime. it seems like that's his Code for "I like this girl a lot more than my wife"

No. 412731

>>412728

Skye, Shiloh and Billie are also Taurusses, you can scream now!

No. 412733

>>412728
Aquarius

No. 412737

could you guys keep your woo astrology bullshit to yourselves? nobody gives a fuck if Greg is sooooo Scorpio and Lamey is suuuuUUuch a REEEEbra

it's a drama centric image board not your diary.

No. 412739

>>412728

Good.
I do not want this plain bitch to try her hand at cosplay.

No. 412740

File: 1500486887608.jpg (44.18 KB, 495x457, Untitled.jpg)

>>412728
>i feel like after this relationship, lainey's going to have the most pure undiluted hatred of anime. it seems like that's his Code for "I like this girl a lot more than my wife"


hahah yeah, I remember when Onion used anime as a "I wanna fuck Billie" codeword.

No. 412741

My friends and I are going to play a drinking game along with the stream tonight, anyone got any suggestions for reasons to drink?

sage because not necessarily related to the thread

No. 412742

>>412741
Onion interrupting Blaire while she is talking.
Drunk in 5 mins

No. 412743

>>412740
I dont even understand his weird obsession with girls who like anime. He doesn't even watch anime that much. He only watched anime with billie, and since then, never mentions shit again besides Death Note which is a million years old. Is it just that he thinks girls who like anime are quirky and weird or some shit? Or does he just want the opposite of lameo since she doesnt like it and shes boring as fuck.

>>412741
Every time onion says "facts". Every time onion pulls out a dictionary definition. Good luck.

No. 412744

>>412728
>>412731
>>412733
when will he just find a cancer to sulk with or manipulate a pisces. he's such an idiot! kek

No. 412745

>>412743
I second facts and dictionary definitions kek

No. 412746

>>412733
she seems short and fat, prob loads of water aspects
>>412731
earth signs usually short and stocky with good hair, he has a type. then he likes to shave that quality hair and pretend he's towering over another male for once

No. 412747

>>412746
If you're going to astrology fag at least know that Aquarius is an air sign anon, you're making it look more woo

No. 412748

>>412744
>>412745

Do you want them to die?

No. 412749

>>412737
there have been 4 posts about astrology in this whole thread. you're such a gemini.

>>412741
take a shot of whatever you're drinking every time he brings the facts

make a mixed drink at some point and finish it off when he gets frustrated and lainey takes his place

>>412746
i don't know onion's venus sign or anything but just based on who he is i think an aquarius would be dangerous for him. they're very….quirky lmao

No. 412750

>>412747
yeah aquarius is air, water aspects would be the water signs, i'm saying for an aquarius she doesn't seem very tall and angular looking

i could do your natal chart and your mind would be blown fagfag

No. 412752

>>412749
i'm dom aqua, libra, sag i'm the real truth seeker out here, not greg lol, prob why i can see thru his bs.
sage for keks(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 412753

divinationfag here. the powders show a portentous event in lainey's future. greg's spirit horizon appears to be oscillating, which could foretell either a blood imbalance or wind next thursday

No. 412754

Can we not.
Astrofags have been given a short ban. This is even worse than armchair psychology.

No. 412758

>>412753

His med records kind of indicated he has high-blood pressure so…

No. 412759

>>412754
hahahahhahahaha! sorry

>>412753
your powder's not charged enough, greg's spirit horizon is pretty stagnant (;

>>412662
not even just lainey's face, look at that infatuated smile he has. it must be weird having record of your husband falling in love with everyone except you.

No. 412763

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>>412754
ha git wrecked scrubs

Looks like Gag is on a spree of killing off his cringy characters.

No. 412766

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No. 412767

>>412763
now if only he'd do away with the main character…

No. 412768

File: 1500489867158.png (29.98 KB, 664x801, the onision debate drinking ga…)

here it is, the onision debate drinking game.

feel free to join in

No. 412769

>>412768
Sudden Death Mode:

If Vix/Luxy/Billie show up, take a bong hit.

No. 412770

>>412768
Do you wanna kill us, anon?

>>412769
A++

No. 412773

>>412768
This will make Amerifags blind drunk in the middle of the afternoon.

Maybe we can get high / take a hit every time? As a double fuck you to "straight edge King Gregory" [barf]

No. 412775

If i'm gonna play that drinking game i'll just stick to water. You will be piss drunk within the first 10 minutes.

No. 412776

>>412768
"drink every time he insults the opposition" RIP

No. 412778

>>412768
Anon, you forgot drink once each time Greg calls someone a hypocrite!

No. 412779

Spare my liver

No. 412780

>>412768

I'd do this, but I feel like I'd get alcohol poisoning.

No. 412782

>>412775
>>412778
>>412773
I did leave out a lot of questions because I didn't want to make it too hard, but then again, we're scottish so this is a cakewalk for us

No. 412787

File: 1500493850438.png (3.1 MB, 2360x1326, copybot.png)

Laineybot dyed her hair pink. It's boring as hell, but I did notice all the times she said she wanted to die/kill herself. I know she says this because she's a trendy tumblr meme-girl, but seriously - she is so void of any personality that it amazes me.

Also, imagine being a toddler, hearing your mom say she wants to die or kill herself 15 times a day. Fun times.

No. 412788

>>412787
of course even from this picture it looks badly/unevenly dyed.

No. 412789

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>>412787

>pic related

No. 412791

>>412788

Bitch even went to a salon to get it bleached, the dye didn't take well to her piss yellow hair, so they had to go over it twice. apparently it's fading really unevenly, too.

She says she wants to kill herself 4 times by the 2:40 mark, jfc.

No. 412792

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No. 412793

>>412792
Oh man I am living for this.
Does anyone know if they'll have a mod?

No. 412794

>>412791
tf salon did she go to, supercuts? i just can't believe it looks that bad already.

is 4 times in 2 minutes really enough? she needs all the edgy-desu uwu points she can get.

No. 412795

>>412768
Im gonna do this but with bong hits. Should anyone post this to Blaire's main debate tweet?

No. 412796

>>412787
going to a mainstream hair salon isn't going to give her the colour she wants, because they simply don't have the means or the eye for it. That being said I don't think it looks that bad. Would look better a bit warmer.

No. 412798

>>412768
i've no booze on me but i do have weed and a bong lol
thanks for the entertainment tonight greg

No. 412800

>>412787
i like lainey enough that i'm not going to attack her in a way that would be detrimental to her channel.
i think in order to take out greg,lainey needs to be king

No. 412801

>>412787
still looking like a soccer mom trying to look like a teen

No. 412802

>>412707

I finally watched the video and…

This fucker just accused Shane of promoting obesity! And to add insult to injury, on his fucking birthday!

>>412763

Oh yeah Greg, you are sooo sexy! I wish I was locked in your basement too daddy! Fat fuck

No. 412803

>>412794
I knew when they put that bright ass pink dye on her head she was going to hate it. I don't think they even toned her hair. She doesn't know anything about hair or makeup.

No. 412805

File: 1500494988509.png (131.79 KB, 632x768, Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 4.06…)

>>412787
I can't believe that a professional did this. It's horrible and nothing like the picture she showed in the stream? Iirc she wanted a platinum pink with a pink/ purple undertone. Yikes.

And Onions logic is impressing me every single time, it's just hilariously stupid

No. 412806

>>412787
This woman is a mother of two kids. Even worse is looking at onion and realizing hes the father of two kids and all he can do is make butt rape jokes and attack people online for attention. Whats the chances their kids wont become fucked up?

Also like how she said she wanted pink hair after seeing a pic of a cute girl with pink hair. Who was the girl? Billie? LOL.

>>412800
Lol. no. Lainey wont be the one taking out gerg. Gerg will dump her for a new girl and she will be crying about it wanting him back and will go crawling back if things dont work out with his new girl. Shes self-admitted pathetic.

No. 412807

>>412803
hairdresser's can be hit or mix, i use to work in one and i damn prefer the results i get with a box dye, heat and conditioner

if she leaves conditioner in her hair it will lighten, same to anyone who hates the loudness of any new colour, put conditioner in

No. 412808

>>412805

atheists are such bores, their whole identity is based on the rejection of some other individuals beliefs. #getalife
what would an atheist even believe in if there were no god? or would they just be dull clones doing whatever their government or propaganda told them

No. 412809

>>412808
We just got rid of the astrofags don't start a religion war…

No. 412810

>>412806
gurg's never had kids before involved in a marriage.
skye has been taking his earnings for a few years now, imagine what lainey could take and she's also chalking up her own following and her fans already outright hate on greg, he couldn't scare her off the net like skye!

No. 412811

>>412808
Well, the loudest people tend to be the most idiotic ones. There's dumb atheists and christians and normal ones that don't complain about shit all the time online. I'm not Christian but Greg's logic is so flawed.

Agree with >>412809 though.

>>412810
His alimony payments end next month, right? Would be a good time for Lainey to divorce him, kek.

No. 412812

>>412802
Yet hes friends with billythefridge? Wheres the video on how billythefridge is promoting obesity? His name is literally billy. the. fridge.

Oh that's right. Shane has ten mill subscribers so of course he will go after shane who is just chubby over the morbidly obese billy since that gives him attention. He also wants to act like hes so much better than shane by showing off his ugly body.

Shane has ten mill subscribers, has a successful channel and side projects like his podcast and books, has a fun and loving boyfriend who he can make videos together with and they dont look like they hate each other, has a great group of friends/youtubers he can also make videos with and hang out with. Meanwhile onion has everything opposite of that. Oh but shane is a little chubby, so that's what matters in life!!!!

>>412810
If she turns her uselessness into anger against onion, then maybe. I feel like she will be a doormat in divorce as well and just wallow in self-pity and hate whoever he replaces her with instead of being angry at him in hopes she can get him back.

No. 412813

>>412811
>>412812
lainey and her dad need to lawyer up and take this cuck for his money, force him to also get a real job on account that lainey can't work atm cause he's fucked up her psyche and caused ptsd most likely.

lainey seems way more normal. she can go out in public and appear rather confident whilst saying she wants to kill herself (i found her endearing in the pokemon go hunt video altho all that cussing). she's also a mother and i bet she does the majority for those kids, she'll have the natural instinct to actually go out and support her kids and be able to do normal things for them.

greg has already proven he is eager to give up the responsibility of having kids. it's to hard to cater for the kids on the internet at the same time, the kid$$$$ that matter

No. 412815

>>412713
Wouldn't his patreon for his ' completely honest uncensored ' videos count as rewards?

No. 412816

>>412721

Americans say biscuit?

No. 412823

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>>412816
Yeah, but an American biscuit is pic related. It's greasy/savory, and nothing like a cookie. Lainey probably meant "chocolate biscuit" as a euphemism for feces, since she was 17 and that probably struck her as funny.

No. 412824

So where was it we were allowed to chat or we? It starts soon

No. 412827

Where is this stream happening? For it being 4 minutes away I'm surprised no one is tweeting anything lol

No. 412828

Heres a link to the stream guys

No. 412829

>>412827

It's happening on Blaire's channel.

No. 412833

File: 1500498219368.png (386.49 KB, 504x570, POhrJ93.png)

He sounds very upset

No. 412834

HAHAHA he is so intimidated by Blaire its hilarious!!!

No. 412835

>>412833
Probably because he's already losing

No. 412836

>>412828
She's not letting him bulldozer her. Yes. She'll mute him if he keeps interrupting her.

No. 412838

She's ripping him a new one and it's only been five minutes hahahah

No. 412839

He just said he likes girls who are under developed LOL

No. 412840

Blaire is going off on him and he sounds so meek. She yelled at him for talking over him and threatened to mute him. She went shh shh shhh like she's scolding a toddler.

No. 412841

Is there a new thread being made for the debate ?

No. 412842

Will someone please create and link a chat thread?

No. 412843

Do we have debate discussion thread yet?

No. 412844

He's being muted because he keeps interrupting her RIP anyone doing the drinking game.

No. 412845

The amount of interruptions.
I'm gonna be legless drunk by the end of this

No. 412846

He sounds fucking dead inside.

No. 412848

Debate thread will be ready in 5.

No. 412851

>>412848
You're the real MVP

No. 412852

>>412828
>>412833
>>412834
>>412840
>>412846
This is pretty funny, he sounds so defeated already.

No. 412853

Oh God, Blaire should have got a mod. This debate is chaotic

No. 412854

He sounds like he's about to cry haha

Also he looks and sounds so cute and submissive 10/10 would peg

No. 412857

"I'm not Joy Sparkle. You're going to let me talk on my channel."

No. 412859

guys, wait for the debate thread.

No. 412860

>>412853
Yes, but her shushing keeps making me chuckle.

No. 412861

what is this debate actually meant to be about, they're just going around in circles

No. 412862

LET BLAIRE SPEAK GOD FUCK

also hi jarath

No. 412864

DEFINITION!! DRINK BITCHES

No. 412865

This isn't a debate, this is a shit show about who can scream at the other the most.

No. 412866

>>>/pt/412863

Direct all debate discussion here

No. 412868

>>412861
See: Jaclyn Glenn/Onion debate.

No. 412869

>>412865
I don't even fucking care I love this get fucked Greg

No. 412882

File: 1500498950503.jpg (125.44 KB, 956x661, who.jpg)

Debate summary so far

No. 413220

File: 1500502631517.jpg (36.16 KB, 790x275, Capture.JPG)

Lainey might be getting a binder apparently

No. 413228

>>413220
Whilst breastfeeding ? I'm assuming that's pretty bad for you

No. 413236

The livestream is over and archived on YouTube. Apparently Joy will go live next to talk about it. Please feel free to use the debate thread for that too. >>>/pt/412863

If anyone wants to summarize the debate for other farmers who don't want to watch, we would appreciate it.

No. 413246

File: 1500502924281.png (10.13 KB, 527x95, XdCfF6m.png)

he loves blaire now

No. 413253

>>413246
The first time a woman has ever been in control of him. I think he has a huge hate bonner crush on her now lol

No. 413256

>>413246
Was he um…"pleasuring himself" during the debate or something? He's being so creepy. She had you on a leash, dude.

No. 413263

DEBATE SUMMARY HE GOT ME STONEd

> think greg fell in love with blaire

> he seemed so grateful someone wanted to talk to him for so long
> he doesn't understand english or know what the word 'collect' means
> a sports bra and leggings is appropriate attire for a 13 yr old to photograph herself in and send for the sake of a 31 yr old rating her body
> the twitter polls where him collecting evidence for the 1 of the 3 vague points he kept trying to come back too
> the other point he kept trying to win on was that blaire got banned for a day by twitter for retweeting a photo so she is bad enough to be punished for her actions, but he is not

No. 413265

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>>413256
ye his face is unsettling

No. 413272

>>413265

> i wonder what it's like to be with a real tranny i'm sick of this fakeboi shit

No. 413282

>>413263
he also admitted he dated an underdeveloped 19 yr old, so he's cool dating above his preferred type as long as they are immature

but then he will also date a minor that is mature, like lainey. lol

No. 413287

>>413282
i am stoned, i think he was trying to say he likes mature children

No. 413302

>>413287
yeah basically the only reason he stated for why he wouldn't be attracted to a kid is that they're idiots/immature (implying he's neither of those things lol)

No. 413315

>>413302
Let's hope he never meets a child genius shudder

No. 413316

He seriously does have a weird thing for Blaire, he knew he couldn't come at her like he did with Joy. He took a similar approach to what he did with Jaclyn but he was even more docile. I love that Blaire called him out on his manipulation and didn't get sucked into his strawmans.

No. 413318

>>413316
His smile at the end was almost flirtatious.

No. 413321

>>413318
Flirtatious?
To me it looks like he's gonna stab his wife and kids.

No. 413327

>>412882
he's definitely got autism or aspergers, he has no idea how to relate, he needs definitions decided by a council of elders. he is a grown fool

No. 413336

>>413327
Can we not with the armchair diagnosis derailments again? He's clearly not autistic, he's just a shitty person.

No. 413338

>>413316
I think he's attracted to both Blaire and Jac so that's why he's nicer to them when debating.

No. 413340

>>413316
I feel like he's so threatened by Blaire he's trying to play nice to gain her favor

No. 413397

>>413327
No he just does it to ~not give blaire a negative reaction~ he's seething on the inside.

No. 413402

>>413338
I honestly don't think he was being nice at all, I genuinely think he was attempting to appear docile/calm just to gauge her reaction. In previous debates he hasn't done that, he was disrespectful, and he knows Blaire is going to be different so he's testing a new approach.

He's manipulative as shit but not very smart. He found out fast she wasn't going to take his shit so he tried to win her over, after the debate he probably went into a huge narc rage after trying to suppress his emotions for so long.

He's a timebomb lmao

No. 413411

>>413402

I definitely agree his attitude towards Blaire (and really anyone else he debates) is usually really calm and collected (in appearance of course)

It worked for him again here in the sense that Blaire was being overly passionate and angry and in contrast it just made him seem a lot more collected (but in reality whenever he talked, everything was horse shit)

No. 413425

>>413411
onision does not look good in this if your brain can retain facts.
blaire adds comedy by drinking doing this, we knew he would talk in circles, i faded a few times, i came back to life at the collect thing then he ducked out

No. 413437

**he also got confirmation he could email blaire, so i bet he tries to keep up that communication channel, he's infatuated

hasn't he said in a video he only likes people that bring more awareness to him

he has a respect boner for blaire and wants her to stimulate that g spot in his butt he always spergs about

No. 413440

Guys, did you see the video greg posted before the debate? The one he cried so much after making? Then he tweets about it then goes and debates Blaire doing that low voice and Blaire asks him if he's okay.

I feel like he's going to use this as painting himself even more as a victim. He prepared the bed for his retarded fans so they would feel sorry for him before hand…

No. 413441

>>413437

That part was fucking weird.
He said he had screenshots of some YouTube-stuff he wanted to send to Blaire, she said "feel free" dripping with sarcasm because she wanted to move on from the subject, and he got all coy and asked

>"b..but.. do you want me to?"


what the fuck, man.

>>413440
Which video is this?

No. 413443

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>>413441
Look at the order of the tweets and then how he was at the debate.

No. 413447

>>413443
Hes probably going to use this too as an excuse for his silence after the debate lmao

No. 413453

>>413443

did anyone reupload this video?

No. 413476

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>>413441
>Which video is this?

https://vid.me/sq0MG

It's some bullshit follow-up "comedy" piece to his "I want to be skinny" video. He still doesn't understand self injury in this one.

No. 413478

>>413443
Samefag from >>413476, I guess this is a different video. The one he edited and whined about before the debate won't be on youtube until tomorrow though.

No. 413487

>>413476
y'all im paused at 1:35 trying to understand this, but are his characters autiobiographical that ma looks like his crazy ma, the fat guy is shane dawson right?
anyway, is he burning a massive elmo? is that his kids? are they a witness to this?

No. 413493

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Lainey gonna' start mashing down the udders soon when she's finished up nursing. The only thing keeping her from going full blown fuckboi sterotype lesbian is her kids.

No. 413495

>>413493
>flowers and lace and sparkles
Because that's what men like to wear

Her kids would have been better off living with relatives or sent to a boarding school. At least they'd get more attention there.

No. 413500

>>413493
I don't think she would actually do it. In my opinion it seems to just be attention-whoring. She can make all these comments to SEEM trans without the commitment of actually BEING trans.

Taylor Elaine Anderson / Avaroe aka Laineybot is the very definition of a "transtrender."

She wouldn't do it because she knows it would make her even LESS appealing to Greg. She is accidentally going in the wrong direction with this whole "gay" facade. She knows it gets her more affection from Greg, so she plays it up. What she doesn't understand is that Greg's not really into gay chicks and he's DEFINITELY not into her being trans, he just wants to have sex with "her" girlfriends and watch her makeout with girls bc that's his fetish. But Lainey has latched onto this new avenue to A) make new friends and feel like she "belongs" to something. and B) to please Daddy Greg by being oh so edgy and different.

No. 413513

>>413487
I still largely believe these characters all originate from his religion he made up.

No. 413517

>>413500
Absolutely nothing about her is trans aside from her saying she gets to choose what she identifies as. Transtrenders piss me off. Trans people have no choice but to identify as trans in order to live as the opposite gender they actually feel, and they want to be identified as the opposite gender. These people who decide they just want to go against social norms and identify as nonbinary/agender and lump themselves with trans people are so stupid and it undermines actual trans issues.

Nothing in the way she acts or presents herself screams anything but "girl" besides her own insistent demands to be called a guy or agender. She just had a short haircut. And now she is growing it out, dying it pink, wearing a ton of makeup, and she dresses in girl clothes regularly. So wtf does she need to be agender? Just be a girl who likes guy shit sometimes like every other girl on the planet. Girls who are 100% girly girl all the time are fucking rare.

Yet she lumps herself as trans alongside people like Blaire who are clearly presenting as the opposite gender, taking hormones, and planning to have surgeries. Really lameo, you're issues are the same as people like that? Uh huh sure. Go buy some binders you wear once for a picture or for one day and toss aside because its uncomfortable. Shes a joke. She acts like she faces the same transphobia others face because people on the internet don't believe her or "respect her pronouns". Other people ACTUALLY deal with transphobia by just existing, walking outside, and not bringing attention to the fact they are trans, even getting killed for it. It is just based on how they look. Has she ONCE ever had to deal with that? No.

No. 413531

>>413517
> So wtf does she need to be agender?

Lots of these tumblr kids have a good heaping of internalised misogyny. They want to be cool and special and not like the other girls, they don't realise the way to stand out is to have an interesting personality and interests. If the same people were five years older they'd be been ~gurl gaymers~ and a little before that yaoi fangirls were the main source of them. It's sad really.

No. 413533

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and he's back to missing his totally platonic 'friend' ……

No. 413535

What would be the best way to debate Onision?

You don't get anywhere using normal tactics because he plays evasive mind games like the narcissistic psychopath that he is. The debater should just talk about Onision amongst themselves, as if he were a zoo exhibit. I think the lack of attention and control would drive him apoplectic.

No. 413537

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No. 413538

>>413533
Onion comes off as even more pathetic than usual here. Wtf man? You sound like some goddamned 13 year old girl. I know that's your demographic but shit.

No. 413541

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>>413533
And then goes right to love bombing his "spouse"

No. 413543

>>413535
>What would be the best way to debate Onision?

In text, I guess. No one gets to talk over the other and you could address everything point by point.
On video he usually semi slips into his Emo Charlie character, to appear calm and collected. Regardless of how calm the other person is, they're not going to get anywhere.

No. 413544

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>>413541
>>"Your relationship is so beautiful"

HOW. He's constantly thirsting after other women, and putting Taylor down / interrupting her in between love bombing her.

No. 413549

So, today is apparently Shane Dawson's birthday.
I hope he doesn't pay attention to onion, makes onion 4x shittier imo to make a vid on his 10 mil day then the part two on his birthday.
Ain't no rest for the wicked.

No. 413550

>>413533
This is so childish, jeez.

No. 413551

>>413533
This is a 30 year old man acting like a middle schooler who lost a friend and going on about how he cant relate to most people.

>>413541
This is just how he did it when he was obsessing over billie. Lameo is either dumb as all hell or in deep denial if she doesn't see how much he likes other girls more than her and he only keeps her around because shes convenient and hasnt found a replacement yet.

No. 413553

>>413544
Back to smoochin on lainey because she looks like one of his anime girls and they eat it up because they wanna be his waifu.

No. 413557

>>412498
death note is literal garbage for edgy tweens

No. 413560

>>413535
>>>What would be the best way to debate Onision?

For one (and I think this is a big one), an actual EXPERIENCED debate moderator. Not a "Youtube friend who's volunteered to mod". If I was debating him seriously and cared about quality, I'd hire someone. This would prevent him from de-railing things, going back to topics already covered, personal attacks/manipulation and doing his typical slimy stuff. It's impossible for an actual debate to happen when the two people are constantly interrupting each other which destroys everything.

Additionally, having some pre-determined topics you'll cover and actually researching and having the info and "proof" available at your fingertips to throw right back at him.

No. 413562

>>413541
>>>And then goes right to love bombing his "spouse"

Yep. I feel like you can tell when he's likely up to sketchy stuff (like obsessing over this "completely platonic" friend he keeps mentioning is female), or shit is going down at the McMansion. Thats when the Public Displays of Social Media Affection straight up love bombing start popping up.

No. 413563

>>413560
Timed periods in which to respond to the questions posed by the moderator would go a long way towards helping. Just cutting Greg off and having the other person respond in their time slot, and having the questions not determined by him (can't either change the subject, or keep going round in circles on one topic) would make things better.

But really, it's best just to let him die off without attention.

No. 413564

>>413560
Lol greg would just interrupt the moderator as well. I thought Blaire did a decent job of shushing him. She obviously also had a list of things she wanted to talk about but he kept always bringing it back to the first topic regardless about what she wanted to say. You can't have a real mature debate with a man who acts like a child. She treated him like the child he is. Definitely would not PAY someone to debate greg. Waste of money.

Also anyone thinking greg won or looked better because he was "calm" is a moron. He goes by that logic himself that if he appears calm and talks in a monotone voice then he wins!!!! Even when hes saying the dumbest shit and nothing of substance. If you pay attention to what was said, blaire actually made good points. Who cares if she insulted him and made jokes? It's youtube and its for entertainment. This isn't some presidential debate and nothing happens after these debates. People take this shit too seriously. No one should debate him or pay him any attention.

No. 413565

>>413553
>they

anon plz.

>>413560
Where do you even find a professional moderator to hire? Though pretty much anybody who isn't a youtube attention whore, ridiculously invested in Onision drama, and/or unhinged should be able to do it far better than it's been done before.

No. 413566

>>413565
I meant they as in the girls.

No. 413574

>>413487

I've once read in the comments section that Vicky was based off Skye (or his representation of her)

No. 413579

I wish he would debate Andy Warski, i want to see him debate a guy.

I think Greg & Lainey are white trash, the are so isolated and backwards. You can tell they are out dated based on their content and style.

Same with his ideas, so to have him debate a GUY, would emasculate him. Greg is afraid of looking like a bitch, that's why he finds bitchy females to debate.

No. 413583

I FUCKING WENT TO HIS ARCHIVED FORUM AND WHAT I SAW WAS SO FUCKED.

One thread had a girl looking 14, dressed all anime, but her panties were so low and skimpy it barely covered her pussy slit.

THE FUCKING THREAD WHERE LITTLE GIRLS ARE POSTING THEIR BODIES FOR LAINEY IS FUCKED UP!!
They are so small and petite, incredibly disgusting.

How is he not investigated criminally?????

His fucking DAD IS A PEDOPHILE and convicted Sex offender. I guess it runs in the fucking family.

Now i see why these people are hating hard on him with no remorse.

No. 413589

I was watching lainey's younow and lainey said its obvious she is poly because she gets crushes on everybody!!

Also claims she knew for a long time (2 years ago!) but never acted on it.

Uh huh. Sure.

No. 413590

>>413583
Not only is his dad a pedo/sex offender, but his mother is one too.

No. 413591

>>413590
Are you serious?? Did he say this and are they both registered sex offenders??

No. 413595

>>413583
Do you happen to have the link to the archive?

No. 413597

>>413595
Google

"Onision forum archive"

click on the first link

then you will see seperate shots of the archive
scroll down and click on the ones that say

"Have Onision Rate you 1-10"
"Body Image" (this one is awful)
"What does lainey think of your body" (This one at the bottom has one that could send Onision to jail, this is the worst one and is pretty much child pornographhy)

I am puking right now of what a pedophile shit show he is. I'm actually sending these screenshots to the FBI. Because this is CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!!!!

You can see why these people are calling him a fucking pedophile, BECAUSE HE IS!

No. 413603

>>413591
To my knowledge no, she gave Gergles naked body massages,though. I'm assuming that's what the anon had in mind with 'his mother's one too'.

No. 413607

>>413591
>>413590
>>413583
Neither of Gerg's parents were convicted of pedophilia or inappropriate sexual conduct that anyone has found or that Gerg admitted. Gerg's mom told him that his father was a pedo and rapist of a mother and her child, and Gerg later asked one of the alleged victims about it. Gerg said the alleged victim was silent or evaded directly answering the question, which was all the proof Onion needed to believe his mother was telling the truth.

Onion admitted that his mom gave him topless body massages because she's a licensed masseuse, and he alluded to getting a boner during it at least once.

That is the extent of the creepiness. When mentioning his father's conduct, he references them as "allegedly" occurring because stating them as factual would be slanderous because there's no legal backup.

No. 413609

I sent all the archive, information, onision links, pedophile picture of girl barely in bikini bottoms to the FBI tip line, and even called to tip them off.

I sent even the Blair White debate where he talks about pre developed girls and self confesses pretty much to the forum and images.

At first i like shit talking about Greg but since seeing the actual Archive, i am fucking DISGUSTED at the child pornography on his site.

I don't care if i am put out to pasture. If anyone else can do it, leave a tip at the FBI.gov website.

No. 413611

>>413610
SCREENCAP THAT SHIT

No. 413612

>>413610
yes report to the FBI website man, thats what i did, i told you this shit is fucking disgusting - i didn't know how serious the situation was when they were calling him out on this shit

seeing him actually try to justify this is just fucked up

No. 413613

So lainey and ash are definitely a thing. In her younow she was talking to her about when she visits new mexico and how they are going to go on dates every day. And Ash asked her if she would be open around her parents and she said idk but probably because ill want to be next to you all the time. And shes talking about making out with her when she sees her.

People asked what her and Ash are and she said idk Ash what are we? And Ash said i'm waiting for you to visit so we can decide!

No. 413614

>>413613
As if Onion would ever let her leave the state by herself.

No. 413618

>>413613
>>413614
Maybe Lainey is keeping this thing on the backburner for when Gerg inevitably leaves her?

No. 413625

>>413597
Thank you for taking the time to inform the FBI about this, anon.

No. 413629

>>413609
Thanks for doing this, it probably won't go anywhere (anons have submitted tips before), but if the image is as bad as you said, that might get him into trouble.

>>413610

If you see anything that looks illegal or borderline illegal, report it.

No. 413630

Just so everyone knows, content removal requests can be sent to archive.org, but not archive.is. Archival is more helpful than screenshots.

No. 413632

>>413614
If Taylor left the state, it might be Greg's chance to spend some time with a different girl. He might be happy to get away from her at this point.

>>413618
She's about as bi as a high school girl and is comfortable doing nothing with her life; if she gets dumped she'll probably try to find another guy to support her lazy lifestyle.

No. 413634

>>413618
Fucking praying Lainey actually grows a pair and leaves Greg herself. I mean even if he leaves her he would be doing her the biggest favor of her life. I believe she would be able to live happily without him and he would continue on this ridiculous downward spiral, no one would want to be with him after this he's done.

Also if Joy is ~all about the kids~ why doesn't she do something productive like have all her minions report Onion's pedophile archive to the FBI too? She has a 60k reach - for that matter, why didn't Blaire tell anyone to tell the FBI? These people spend all their time bitching about someone being a threat, and then when there's legitimate proof for them being a pedophile, they do nothing.

No. 413636

Holy fuck Joy's video is all about Joy. I wasn't aware that the debate was actually about Joy!

No. 413637

>>413634
I honestly can't see Lainey leaving Greg unless it was for someone else who would take care of her financially the way he does/did. I do think if he started pushing her to actually get a real job though, it could push her to potentially leave, otherwise it seems like she's content enough staying right where she is as long as she can have her pretend girlfriends on the internet.

No. 413638

>>413583
His dad isn't a pedo, it's some shot Greg's mom made up to make him hate his father with her. There's zero proof, he was never arrested, and his "crime" seems to be leading a church youth group. Greg acts like his dad is on the pedo list but no.

No. 413642

>>413636
I was surprised it wasn't longer lol

Its going to be so much worse for those kids because Brainey has a psychology background, they'll see her as an authority on things like sexuality and end up dating 15 anteaters

No. 413648

>>413636
At this point allowing Joy to have a channel is just enabling her psychosis.

No. 413650

>>413637
Wouldn't her family just support her at this point? Her family is likely super well off if her dad's a lawyer, I can't honestly see her having to struggle at any point financially. If she's staying for the attention, she's absolutely stupid if she doesn't think she would get more positive attention if she actually left and protected her children.

So many other anons have said it, but once their son/daughter has friends over that are young teenagers, Lainey will be beyond invisible. I doubt it'll last that long, but if she thinks she's mad about Greg's "friend" wait until he's sperging about their children's friends.

No. 413651

This article about pedophilia is interesting.
http://www.hngn.com/articles/100077/20150611/pedophiles-physical-anomalies-help-spot-predator-study.htm

>Facial anomalies could, among others, include having non-detached earlobes, malformed ears, or a high or steepled palate.


>The 140 consenting participants who took part in Dyshniku's study. The findings suggest that the pedophiles who participated in the study were more likely to have minor facial and head anomalies than was the case for men who were not pedophiles. These deviations were more prevalent on the head than elsewhere on the body.

No. 413662

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>>413651
So could the reason we find Onion's face so creepy be some kind of neurological pedo face detection system?

No. 413663

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It's not just when he smiles.

No. 413667

>>413662
Yeah, it's an interesting comparison to draw.
>forehead dent
>oversized head
>caveman brow
>messed up teeth, idk about his palette though obv.
>attached earlobes
Anyone know if he's right or left handed?

This article has some interesting tidbits as well
http://www.thedailybeast.com/what-science-reveals-about-pedophilia

No. 413671

>>413651
>>413662
>>413663
>>413667
Is this the new astrology derailment?

No. 413673

>>413667

Okay, I don't like this guy, but this is a fucking stretch.

Forehead dent? His forehead looks normal.
Oversized head? Well maybe
Caveman brow? Yeah, a bit.
Messed up teeth??? His teeth are the same amount of messed up as a lot of people who didn't get them corrected with braces.
Attached earlobes? Is there fucking proof of this or are you just assuming to fit the criterion?

No. 413674

>>413673
Onision fuck off you shill, you have pedo ears………even if it doesn't fit the criteria of a pedophile your forum does now fuck off.

No. 413676

Honestly, I don't think Greg is a pedophile because I don't think he's attracted to children. I do however think because his logic is so flawed that he believes it's okay to be sexually attracted to ANY female who has womanly curves. It's still not okay and if he acted on it, very illegal, but not something i'd call pedophilia.

No. 413679

>>413676
His forum says other wise, littered with prepubescent and under developed bodies in his self made "rating" threads and "lainey rates your body" threads. With barely visible pussy slits showing of 13 year old girls.

Get the fuck out you shill. He is definately a disgusting fuck, he let Sarah move in with them, who the fuck lets a strangers kid come live with them. A stranger very young teen from another area………..let them live with them.

No. 413681

Greg's army is lurking trying to do damage control.

No. 413682

I'm the same anon here >>413667, just want to clarify that I think he's an ephebophile, or possibly hebephile. So no, he's not a "pedophile" in the sense that he's attracted to prepubescent children. That doesn't make what he's doing any less heinous.

No. 413683

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lainey's old reddit posts that she deleted but saved

thought it was interesting how she regrets having kids with greg and marrying at 18

No. 413684

>>413683
I thought that was a fake account

No. 413685

>>413684
no it wasn't, that was to cover up the fact it was her account

No. 413688

>>413637
I want her to actually date a lesbian girl and she will realize real quick she isn't actually into girls. Not this petty only kissing nothing really physical bullshit she had with billie. I think she totally believes she is into girls because she finds girls pretty just like how she totally believes shes poly just because she has "crushes" on many people and how she believes shes nonbinary because she was misogynistic as a kid.

Shes running to the "girlfriend" idea because she wants to be loved and have someone who will be compassionate with her but doesn't want to leave greg so the only way to get it is through a girlfriend that he allows, so it'd be better for her IF she was into girls, which is why she loves the idea. In practice, i feel like shes not actually into girls and just wants an "emotional" relationship.

>>413650
But then she will have to go back to her awful home!!! Where her dad cares about her enough to not want her with an abusive psycho that he tried to keep her from leaving and give her good financial advice when she was thinking of divorce! That awful person! And her family totally doesn't understand her gay nonbinary way that will be awful!!! But they actually already know about it and still care and love her, they just don't acknowledge it, but she still wouldn't mind clinging onto ash in front of her parents! Worst house ever to live in!!!

No. 413689

>>413682
His flip out about Jacquelyn's boob job given how flat she was before suggests that he does possibly like bodies that lack secondary sexual features, as a child's body.

It's a pointless argument anyway, and it's disgusting that so many in the internet want to do backflips making the distinction and acting like ephebophiles/hebephiles are somehow less bad than pedophiles.

The problem with either group isn't which visual characteristics of their victims turn them on inside their heads. It's their actions, which are the same in either case: predating on vulnerable and easily controlled members of society. It's morally equivalent.

Splitting hairs about it because of the dictionary definitions of words is straight up Onion obfuscation tactics. Stop it.

No. 413692

>>413688
If you actually think they didn't have sex you are naive as fuck. Obviously they all fucked together.

No. 413694

>>413689

Can we just highlight his pure ignorance in the fact that he rants and raves about how disgusting boob jobs are but is an advocate for trans culture?? WHAT THE FUCK DO TRANS WOMEN GET IN THEIR CHESTS??? Breast implants.

He is filled with so many loopholes it makes me roll my eyes so hard.

No. 413696

>>413676
I think he likes the mindset of high-school aged girls best, especially if they are some quirky goth/alternative into anime weird/fun shit and his terrible juvenile humor. He doesn't like older woman who have a mature mindset/career, etc. That's why even if vix was 26, i could see him being into her just because she has the juvenile mindset/humor. I don't think he likes little children, but he thinks its fine once they hit puberty even if they are underage.

>>413692
No shit. No one said they didnt have their threesomes. She self-admitted she was not very physical with billie (said i can count on one hand the amount of times i was physical with her), but greg was really physical with her. And that her and billie's relationship was mostly emotional, not physical. Billie was not even into her, and lainey wasn't into billie. It was all for greg. If you think they were actually some lesbian love duo, you're naive as fuck.

No. 413700

>>413696
Hell fucking no i dont think that Billie was anything other then Greg's personal dick sucker.

I bet Lainey is not very physical with Greg either.

No. 413707

>>413696
I thought Lainey said they got to second base once and stopped?

No. 413708

>>413700
That's not what Gurg says and it seems like it's up to him.

Saying no is a turn off that would result in insufferable sulking.

No. 413725

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In her latest video Trish said she likes Mikenactor because he makes good videos about 'a youtuber' she doesn't like, I think we all know who she's talking about. I bet it's killing her to not speak out about this Shane stuff he's been dropping lately. She doesn't stray away from drama usually so I assume she's trying to protect Shane and not bring attention to gerg's video.

No. 413732

>>413725
I don't even like trisha but im lovin that shade.

No. 413735

>>413683
Any proofs that it's her? It's doubtful; she doesn't seem like the type to use reddit or say something about 'finding herself only after she got married and had kids'. She's still in the stages of finding herself and doesn't seem self-aware enough to say shit like that to begin with.

No. 413736

>>413685
>>413683
how do we know it was her account? it sounds a little too "perfect". it's exactly what we would expect to see.

No. 413737

>>413694

>WHAT THE FUCK DO TRANS WOMEN GET IN THEIR CHESTS??? Breast implants.


Depending on your genes, you can get some breast growth from just taking estrogen.

>>413725
no youtuber likes drama with gerg, because he plays dirty. he's a psycho. he always overdoes his insults and the more subs a person has, the more videos he makes about them

No. 413740

>>413533
Okay wow, I totallly use stills from The Notebook (one of the most romantic movies of all time) to refer to my platonic friends alll the time. /s

Lainey is choosing to be blind to this at this point. I'd be willing to bet Vix and Greg have referenced The Notebook in their private texts or something. (I would kill to read those despite how "tame" Doormat found them) Douchey guys always reference the notebook when trying to win over a new girl. Kinda wish Vix would come back, cause she had the potential to emotionally wreck Onion.

No. 413744

>>411958
bu but anon how else will she "breastfeed" and represent and fight for womyn without tits

No. 413747

>>412682
>41% older than you are
>41% 18+

No. 413748

>>412691
before she was brainwashed
honestly, when I saw her before greg pics she seemed like any other normal girl, so of course when her dream husbando she fangirled over messaged her she submitted like a dog, just to find out hes a cult member that will get her pregnant the second he finds her and force her into relationships and to groom other teens, all the while trying to paint what they're doing as some normal trendy tumblr shit


younger her, was dumb but didn't deserve it, her now, is still dumb but she deserves it because she can easily leave him, get ACTUAL therapy and help the kids
does she have a job? did she even finish high school + at least go to trade school or college?
at least billie was a little ambitious

No. 413749

>>413688
anyone familiar with "Self induced depression"? basically, I believe thats the same concept for what happens with lainey and the other girls in gregs cult

lainey will take small things in her mind such as finding females attractives and think "oh god I'm bisexual lesbian pan boy" or whatever she is this week, along with other things she claims to be, along with sarah
they all seem like complete basket cases, and they need help, which they won't find from the lexapro section of the drug store or telling their therapist what they THINK they feel, which is why so many teens who have no real problems end up getting diagnosed with major depression, they will take something small, but stretch it and act depressed, especially if they're familiar with the signs of depression, they will act out on it and subconsciously believe they're depressed
its hard to explain without sounding crazy, but once you get a good idea on it, you understand how many people are like it
sage for ot

No. 413750

>>413694
he also use to fap to girls with tit jobs on uhohbro
people from /ot/ talked about his hypocrisy a lot on the plastic surgery fraud thread

>>>/ot/196187

No. 413751

This girl made me want to scream from her desperation.
https://vid.me/Lyd2i

No. 413753

maaaaate. i just watched the debate with blaire, and grug's demeanour was downright creepy. he was emotionless, flat faced and struggled REAL hard not to get his rage on with her. i bet it was because he knew he couldn't pull the same shit with her like he did joy. it was almost like he put that front on to seem reasonable and calm while hoping that she would lose her shit. he struggled a good few times not to bust.

she handled him well imo, even if it wasn't as milky as i'd hoped.

No. 413755

>>413753
He was apparently channeling his inner anime character L from Death Note, just thinking a 30 year old man has to imitate a character to deal with situations.

No. 413756

>>413725
I love Trisha throwing this prime rib shade. Extending her reach to a 11k youtuber and channeling her petty through his videos.

Trisha I love you for this, its the ideal way to trigger Greg. Not mentioning him AND still fucking with him bad.

No. 413757

Look at him being so "nice and sweet" on his Twitter after the debate though.

No. 413758

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No. 413760

File: 1500546289794.jpg (156.29 KB, 489x594, writermusician-gerard-way-on-d…)

>>413758
Young Gerard, absolutely not. Gerard now? I suppose they have similar receding hairlines and doughy looking dadbods…?

No. 413763

>>413760
>>413758

Gerard has never been good looking imho, but he was cute in a slightly nerdy way. They do look a bit alike in some pictures, mainly in those that have a ton of filters and photoshop on Gerard's as well as Gurg's so I wouldn't really be proud if it were him. When I first encountered a picture of Greg I really did think he looks like Gerard but then I found out what he looks like in reality and it's nothing like it. I think he just tries to look like him on purpose.

No. 413764

>>413760
Sage for rage but Gerard Way will always be attractive, even with his dadbod and shit.

His personality and kindness is also what makes him even better than gregma so pls no bully Gerard.

No. 413765

File: 1500547289713.png (210.56 KB, 456x486, u66RRDz.png)

>>413760
oh shit gerard changed so much since i stopped paying attention to him when i quit being a fangirl in 2005.

Yeah greg looking NOTHING like Gerard Way during the peak of MCR. Gerard had a cute face, while greg has the face of a creep that looks at teen girls and fantasizes about chaining them in his basement.

No. 413770

Someone needs to do a video mash up from every video Gurgamel has made about raping someone and mix his "Rape is not funny" to it.

No. 413773

Onision making videos on Shane's weight is a fucking low blow, considering how obsessed with him he is there's no way he doesn't know about his BDD. This is his way to try get his attention, Greg no matter Shane's weight he will always be better and more popular than you, get over it.

No. 413775

>>413773
I'm curious about these supposed emails mentioned during the 'debate' blaire acknowledged them but didn't go into details, makes one wonder is Onion doing another JG where he coddles up plays nice then does something passive aggressive?

No. 413776

File: 1500550585558.png (2.33 MB, 2532x1637, fullautismcomparison.png)

>>413765
>>413760


I went the extra mile to compare gerg and gerard (sorry)


turns out F A X are not on his side

No. 413778

>>413760

You know what? Good for Gerard. Actually looking his age to make teenage girls stop perving out on him. Unlike Greg. Sage for off topic.

No. 413780

https://vid.me/sqYxG
What Causes Eating Disorders? (Anorexia, Bulimia & Obesity)
Leave it to Onion to irritate me in under 2 minutes of a video.

No. 413782

>>413780
>"eat healthy foods"!"
>encourages his wife and slaves to eat like shit and never workout

>"have a supportive boyfriend/husband!"

>is a shit one himself and is a big part why lameo has no self esteem

No. 413783

>>413776
they have full eyebrows and long dark boy hair, that's it.
greg looks like a neanderthal that drinks period blood. he's pron related to vlad the impaler

No. 413784

>>413783
plus gerg is aging he fills in his brows now to give them more shape since they're melting off his face. he's going to be a strange looking 50 yr old

No. 413785

>>413583
>>413609
this was done already, we were the makers of the archives. how new are you?

No. 413786

>>413778
Yeah expecting these celebrities to look pretty forever only produces monstrosities like Onion.

And no I don't mean to imply you're a celebrity, Greg.

No. 413787

>>413778
Yeah expecting these celebrities to look pretty forever only produces monstrosities like Onion.

And no I don't mean to imply you're a celebrity, Greg.

No. 413789

File: 1500552824812.jpg (21.28 KB, 847x136, dislikewar.jpg)

The dislike war continues, while people cry about how they supposedly seem to know all of their youtubers eating habits.
"He just wants to help Shane get healthy."
It's sad.

No. 413790

>>413776

They are both human bei__ Nah, scratch it, I don't see it.

No. 413791

>>413613
idk, they pulled the same weird shit with the Mercedes girl for views

No. 413792

>>413776
So, summing up, Greg looks like a caveman.

No. 413794

>>413776
he prob thinks anyone squinty looking looks like him kek

No. 413795

>>413597
those forums are creepy as fuck, i understand young girls can be stupid as fuck and post provocative photos where they think they will remain confidential + only to the recipient and those participating but i'm sure few if not most will feel regret or shame for doing so.
the young girl that wanted her photo removed from the video, it probably hit home how not ok this behaviour is. a low active forum probably doesn't feel so scandalous.
I shudder to think what photos the mods refer to have deleting that were inappropriate.
/feminism but i think society actively needs to move away from behaviours that are damaging to self esteem, the sheer fact that onision is being 'critical' of young girls bodies in whatever guise he pretends, he poses a huge issue in internet culture and the toxic society of viewing people at face value only.

he IS a bad person. he can't handle criticism about himself, he should not be dishing it out

plus he's UGLIE

No. 413796

File: 1500555534772.jpg (309.16 KB, 978x1328, Screenshot_20170720-085816.jpg)

Look at that downway spiral

No. 413797

>>413796
*downward

No. 413799

Onions ex mod remarks on the forum onion claims website was lost from ddos attacks mod says otherwise?
https://vid.me/ohEbC

No. 413800

>>413799
fuck i always imagined the mods being teen girls or girls in their 20s.

i don't like the idea of older guys being silent mods in the background over a site with posts dominated by young girls.

i bet the girls posting themselves are oblivious to who they are interacting with, they prob just think it's the one shot they have of getting greg's attention.

creep af, and clearly attracts other older viewers

No. 413801

>>413800
>fuck i always imagined the mods being teen girls or girls in their 20s.

that's what it used to be, the problem is that they don't stick around because he's both a shitty person and a shitty forum admin

No. 413802

File: 1500557621891.png (94.73 KB, 844x374, cKgTlBj.png)

>>412828

Funny comment on the Blaire debate video that captures gerg's "debate tactics" well

No. 413803

>>413800
I don't mind guys with his mindset being involved with mods, he seems more mature and less pedophilic about it, and he spoke out about onision being a pedo


I'm more worried about the grown men going to onisions videos and seeing these kids without clothes and onision going "but but they asked!!!! it's what you would see at a swimming pool I never told them to"


I also remember similar arguments were being used for when webcam video @ whatever time came out, people just tried to understate it "oh well there's no body parts exposed you see more at a swimming pool" type shit, and completely ignore the fact these children are being sexualized, having attention drawn to the "Attractiveness" of their body and have disgusting grown "men" gawk at them

No. 413804

>>413751
that's exactly the mentality i thought all the users on his forum had, i feel naive being a 26 yr old lady thinking it wouldn't attract other predators as ref by his global mod stating he had to ban other users for being predatory

No. 413805

>>413803
swimming pool in my areas use to have galleries where members of the public could sit, or yknow friends and family members, they're mostly all gone now or restricted that you have to pay to get into the pool area.

it is creepy to lurk at pools my god, people get arrested for having cameras in changing rooms. such a redundant argument

No. 413818

>>413802
Golden.

I do hope that if anyone debates him again, it's someone who's lurked enough to slap him with his own contradictions. Blair missed a huge oppourtunity with the rape/andy situation.

No. 413819

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No. 413820

>>413819
yeah so fucking weird to say someones name when talking to him, how odd

No. 413821

>>413820
think the point is his mindless fans claim blaire lost because of her interrupting and muting him, when by these stats she gave him ample opportunities to be civil and have a back and forth.
the 'greg(s)' where mostly her trying to get his focus back

No. 413822

>>413819
>>413820
yea these are essentially the stats of everytime he tried to go OT or interrupt

No. 413824

>>413821
Basically, allowing Greg to word salad his way out of shit is unacceptable.

No. 413826

File: 1500561943838.jpg (21.46 KB, 593x129, crowder.jpg)

Can Onion handle crowders base? We shall see maybe.

No. 413827

File: 1500562016089.png (45.17 KB, 804x178, ytc1.png)

bunch of virgins

No. 413829

File: 1500563174720.jpg (48.47 KB, 1280x720, dLG4fF5.jpg)

>>413826
crowder is a science denying cherrypicking asshole but when it comes to onision, sure, bring him on. trash deserves to be picked apart by other trash.

No. 413832

>>413829
I didnt realize this was a crowder thread. Also, in the tweet he said he wants to talk to blaire white, anon.

No. 413833

>>413832
But that's the point. Is Blaire would come on his show to talk about Onision he'd get hate from Crowders fanbase. But I don't think she replied to him anyway.

No. 413847

>>413829
i unironically find him funny because of how people that hate him react to him. i look forward to the commotion this will hopefully bring.
>>413802 incredible. so accurate.
>>413795 i kinda agree about society needing to move away from these damaging things but it would be so hard to implement. its a consequence of the internet existing, kids are kinda dumb and have to learn from their mistakes/their parents did a bad job (like mine)

No. 413854

>>412839
he literally believes being a B cup and under makes you "under developed" holy shit

No. 413858

>>412347
As someone who goes shooting with the bf every weekend, this triggers me. Onion should at least be vaguely familiar with trigger discipline from being in the military. Overgrown edgelords.

No. 413862

>>413847
i think everyone hides stuff from their parents, and your parents hid stuff from theirs, that's normal.

i think tho when u have a guy like greg on a kid friendly website, making content for a younger audience and there being complaints about his conduct it's alarming.

No. 413867

>>413854
cup size can also be misleading anyway, all breasts are breasts, how dare he shame woman

No. 413868

File: 1500570365518.png (82.28 KB, 581x224, ytc2.png)

i'm frustrated

No. 413869

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No. 413870

Onision called that 19 yr old he use to date 'not developed' then blaire used the term underdeveloped.

she never brought up the point, he made it and now he's trying to twist it into an insult Blaire made against small breasted girls which she never made!

context greg, context!

i guess his underage fans don't have the attention span to watch the whole thing

No. 413871

>>413683
you know it's fake because lainey doesn't clean or do shit besides tweet
(they hired a sitter to help her lazy ass)

No. 413874

>>413789
shane dawson has an eating disorder and has had struggled with one for years, sure it isn't anorexia and he's male but it doesn't mean its okay to fuck with somebodys mental health for VIEWS and PROFIT

No. 413875

>>412690
I'm the same height as lainy and my boyfriend is 6'1. There's no fucking way gurg is 6'. I feel tiny next to my bf, but Greg and lainy look similar in height. I bet he's 5'7 max.

No. 413879

>>413869
"I was joking when I vehemently called tall women disgusting, repeatedly, as people told me it was judgmental and really hurtful. They said I should call it a preference and I told them to fuck off."

This volte face makes me think he's trying to impress someone; he's apologized for his actions (audience ago and now comments) two days in a row. Does he think he'll win Vix by playing humble?

No. 413887

was anyone ever able to get his time of birth? doing a natal chart of his nasty ass to see what the planets say. (halfway joking but. he is a november scorpio and look at all the gross shit he does. lol)(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 413891

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No. 413893

>>413613
If this is really happening then I completely believe the Vix milk now. It would be perfectly convenient that Laundry is going alone to see her crush and Greg is nursing his own. They're easing out of poly and going full open marriage.

No. 413896

>>413867
this is true, sage for Ot
I knew a girl with b cups and she was super skinny and tiny, I also knew a girl with Ds but the girls Bs looked bigger than the girl with Ds because of the ratio, the b cups seem to spread out more? if that makes sense but didn't poke out much

No. 413901

>>413847
I HATE when people defend something thats hurting kids by either placing the blame completely on the kids or parents, it's also an argument pedophiles have used before "oh? you don't want to get your get assaulted by me? well it's your fault for not being over their shoulder every breathing second of the day and it's their fault for letting it happen!" like no, it doesn't matter if the parents are good or bad, or if the kid could have avoided it or not, predatory behavior is always going to be predatory behavior

No. 413903

>>413871
this is what happens when girls who are too young get sucked into onions cult to have a baby

but shes a fucking idiot for thinking she's the best mommy in the world, but only when she breastfeeds, not to change the topic to boobgate but her behavior is pretty much

lainey when breastfeeding: "oh I'm the best mom of the year #breastfeedingmommy #proudboobnazi "

lainey when she isn't breastfeeding: -hands baby to nanny- bye baby mommy needs to mess around with teenagers and pretend to be a space prince on the internet

No. 413915

File: 1500576680786.png (197.3 KB, 586x500, Screen Shot 2017-07-20 at 11.4…)

Such a narc perspective. It's not fair to them when someone suicides because then they don't exist to reflect the narc. "Let us keep them" is so possessive.

No. 413917

File: 1500576782013.png (25.14 KB, 585x112, Screen Shot 2017-07-20 at 11.4…)

Keep reaching. Also a narc: thinks everyone is just like them, and is out to prove it.

Greg: your audience is made up of children who want to like whatever you like. You like daddy kinks? They like daddy kinks so sempai will perhaps notice them. The vast majority of them are under 18 (and many under 13), they have NO idea what they like.

No. 413922

>>413915
I thought we weren't allowed to care about celebrity deaths because of war in the middle east or whatever, GREG

No. 413924

>>413917
After being BTFOd by Blaire and everyone googling his archives of his creepy forums, again…I don't think it's a smart idea to tweet this..

No. 413926

>>413921
You're only allowed to care about emo celebrities

No. 413927

>>413924
it's sad because that's exactly why he's tweeting it lmao like, "I'm not a pedophile!! It's a kink!!!! A KINK!!" disgusting little man

No. 413930

>>413915
this dude is such an ugly hypocrite, fuck him

No. 413935

>>413927
he's involved with a community that has shit tons of connections to pedophilia and his wife is involved with communities that have shit tons of connections to pedophilia (boob nazis and fakeboi side of tumblr)

all while continuing to hang out with underage girls, keep a catch of places with low ages of consent, and having an online forum with tons of underage girls sending him pics in their panties for him to judge and him not doing much about it, plus haven't they been caught grooming teens?
why the fuck does he keep getting away with this shit and not being investigated?

No. 413939

>>413935
Lainey was caught red handed grooming Sarah when she was 15 or 16, and Lainey herself was groomed by Greg around that age. It's so fucked up.

No. 413940

>>413939
more deets? how did she groom her? I know it was sarah but wasn't it a few others as well? like the 14 yr old they flew out to "hang out" with lainey(lurk moar)

No. 413947

>>413939
I thought she started grooming Sarah when she was 14?

No. 413949

>>413940
Go read the old threads

No. 413954

>>413597
Had a browse through some of these and these kids aren't even lying about their age. Most seem to be around 15 and they include that in their posts.

I can't believe he actually has the gall to try and defend himself when they openly state they are underage. I've no proof that he has used any of these images of confirmed children in videos BUT he publically shared images of girls whose age he could not confirm (he said so in the Blaire White debate) which is dodgy af and he certainly didn't take any images of confirmed children down from his website (as the archive shows).

I'm not new, I've known that this has been going on for a long, long time but it's really surprising to me how open all these girls were with their ages and he still somehow believes that's okay. How is it that the authorities still have done absolutely nothing about this with all the evidence we have collected?

No. 413955

>>413868
She never said that? He said he liked underdeveloped woman LOL. Women who are developed with small hips and boobs are still developed women. Hes a moron and is writing shit to himself again.

>>413869
Lol, sure. It's not like he said one comment in passing. He tweeted about it for days, saying it over and over. His "sorry" is such bullshit.

No. 413960

>>413955
he also said it wasn't pedophilic to be attracted to kids with big asses and tits and now he's going around saying he loves small hips and boobs?

No. 413963

File: 1500582501073.png (1.94 MB, 1218x1312, Screen Shot 2017-07-20 at 21.2…)

>>413819
He tweeted this about an hour or so ago. If I weren't so disgusted by his face I'd go through his video about Blaire to see how many times he calls her a cunt. Also kek at this uppity bitch thinking being sober = winning. As if being slightly tipsy takes away from anything Blaire said.

No. 413966

>>413963

>"this is called dishonesty"


No, Onision. It really, really isn't. You playing a character and putting on a façade of this beaten down, emo boy is dishonest. Fuck offfff.

No. 413969

>>413935
Can you elaborate on these communities or provide proof of their connections, like legit screenshots of interactions or follows?

No. 413970

>>413969
well besides the several screenshots of him talking about being into daddy kinks aka ddlg, and lainey always posting boob nazi type stuff (see boob nazi general in snow), I have to say the proof can be provided, if you just, you know, scroll up

No. 413971

>>413963
Only his idiot fans are going to ignore the video he made of her calling her a dumb cunt, useless bitch, etc over and over. The joy sparkles debate was not that long ago and he insulted her and that other guy over and over. Now hes gonna act like hes some saint? And so what if she shushed and muted him? She told him repeatedly to let her talk and wait his turn, and he didn't listen. She warned him countless times she would have to mute him if he didn't let her speak, and he didn't listen. That's his own fault he has to be treated like a child.

No. 413975

File: 1500583165473.png (576.43 KB, 935x598, onion.png)

This man can clearly not get over billie. She has been posting flower pics on both her instagrams. Now he posted this.

No. 413976

>>413975
i like white.sprinkle's comment

No. 413977

File: 1500583303748.png (1.44 MB, 1728x601, billie.png)

>>413975
Just a few days ago.

No. 413978

>>413975
>>413977
It really creeps me out how much both gruel and plaine can't get over wanting/wanting to be Billie.

No. 413980

>>413978
It was funny in lameo's younow yesterday someone asked lameo if greg liked her new hair and she said yeah he really likes it and she implied hes been more loving towards her since she dyed it. I cant remember her exact words. But I can imagine gerg wishing she'd be more like billie and being happy about it.

No. 413981

>>413917
is he not even trying to hide his teen fetish anymore?

No. 413983

File: 1500584372451.jpg (33.54 KB, 822x325, lol.jpg)

>>413869
His only fans are naive people with short term memory because he just tweeted this a few days ago.

No. 413991

>>413983
Is he basically insinuating that he only apologises because 'society' say to? Very dishonest there.

No. 413997

>>413983
Pretty sure that that's edited to say his name. If i remember correctly the original tweet said 'celebrity' instead of onision.

No. 413999

>>413983
>>413997

Yeah, that's a shoop. The first sentence and the word Onision is in a slightly different font than the middle sentence.

No. 414000

>>413579
God no Andy is a fucking moron lol

No. 414001

>>413879
I think it's Blaire he's trying to impress. During the stream she mentioned making mean videos about someone and apologising for it (it was to show that she's capable of feeling guilt, while he isn't). He's literally just trying to show her that he's capable of feeling emotions (not true but w.e) but funny he chose apologising to Jacklynn and not Shane (who was the actual subject of the debate).

No. 414003

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>>413869
I love how he phased this as though it was a one off comment that he realises now was out of turn. Anyone else remember peeping his vitriolic fervently transphobic rant on Twitter? Ah, seems like it was only yesterday… oh, wait, it was only 30 days ago.

No. 414004

File: 1500585995693.png (15.37 KB, 590x127, lol.png)

>>413997
>>413999
Oh my bad, you're right. I saw it in a reply to his tweet, and i remembered seeing the tweet earlier (forgot the exact wording) so i didn't bother to find the original one. Here is the actual tweet.

No. 414006

>>414004
the onision one is more accurate

No. 414010

File: 1500586433348.jpg (49.48 KB, 806x271, Uj5H1pk.jpg)

>>414004
found this one as well. Seems like someone's pointing out his hypocrisy

No. 414013

>>414010
>>413983

Still important

No. 414015

>>414010
the edited ones are more accurate than what he actually says

No. 414022

>>413915
Oh my fucking god, you raging hypocrite. Why am I even surprised, kek, this is Gergles. Of course he can find new ways to make you facepalm even after all of these years - it's not hypocrisy, it's him "growing and changing his mind." Fuck off.
Sage for rage.

No. 414030

File: 1500588281928.jpg (98.29 KB, 500x500, IMG_0203.JPG)

>>413915

Pay your respects, Onion.

No. 414059

>>414030
he looks like a school shooter here

No. 414062

File: 1500591678339.jpg (14.67 KB, 300x225, Galen-Roddy-McDowall.jpg.w300h…)

>>414030
Omg now I remeber who he reminds me of, since I was reminded of something after someone said he looked like a caveman

Sage for no milk but the resemblance is uncanny

No. 414080

>>41391
>doesn't care about preteens who got BLOWN up by a terrorist at a concert.

>boo fucking hoo @ a emo singer who ended his own life.


fuck you soOO much, Onion.

No. 414095

File: 1500593693637.png (207.13 KB, 461x464, 20170720_193416.png)

Holy hell

No. 414107

>>413947
yeah it was 14 and she was 16 when billie was at the mc mansion…

No. 414114

>>414095
Can we talk about how this dumbass said he doesn't was his shitty stage makeup off until he takes a shower because he doesn't see the point. That's why your face is one giant inflamed pustule greg, because you sit around with corn syrup on your face until you feel the need to take one of your hour long jerk off showers. I hope you get ants.

No. 414117

>>414114
does he wear mascara? it looks disgusting

i bet after a long day his face looks like crisco oil

No. 414122

>>414119
A link would be helpful.

No. 414125

Onion is currently streaming on his younow and admitted that making fun of joy was wrong. https://www.younow.com/Onision

No. 414127

>>414125
He's just saying it to make Blaire look like the mean one.

No. 414132

>>414125

Gerg is trying to explain auditing to his 12 year old fans and says it's like playing poker, except he shows the IRS what's in his hand.
Also he tried to claim his divorce expenses blah blah blah.

No. 414133

>>410906


DON'T GO IN, IT'S A FUCKING CRINGEFEST.

He also just gave the worst analogy of his Audit to poker!???

He claimed his divorce as business expense, how dense can this motherfucker be.

No. 414135

That cuck is talking all the credit for the Banana video and claims Skye didn't do shit. Stop lying, Grease

No. 414139

File: 1500598199702.png (316.21 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170720-184636.png)

Lol he blocked me on twitter.

Also, its rich hes tweeting about autism when he says shit like pic related

No. 414141

>>413915
Oh ok so people are allowed to be sad about someone dying when it's someone HE cares about. Got it

No. 414152

File: 1500599675384.png (303.22 KB, 481x456, ewwww.png)

Lamo is streaming and boy..she looks rough.

No. 414162

>>414152
You know, she does have nice facial features and would clean up well if she knew how to do makeup. The problem is that she doesn't have any life in her face. There's no light behind her eyes at all.

No. 414164

>>414162
Her skin look so dull, a face oil would not hurt either.

No. 414170

>>414152
Well I imagine she would have got lots of shit off of onion for her reddit account mentioned here >>413683

No. 414171

anons, y'all keep inspiring me to make onion vids

No. 414174

>>414152
>>414162
I think she has an alright face too tbh. She's got a nice bone structure with decent cheekbones and over all her features are kind of nice is a very mature looking way. I think the problem is that instead of trying to find a style that actually flatters her features, she's still trying to look like a tumblr teen. I'm sure Onion has some influence in this considering his preference for young alternative tumblr girls. It tends to just end up aging her more and making her features look more harsh.

Her skin does look awful here though, and she looks really tired. I'm sure Greg has absolutely nothing to do with it though, of course.

No. 414176

>>414171
Thanks, nearly choked on my coffee. I was expecting it to be pointlessly mean or something, but like someone in the comments said, this is art.

No. 414182

File: 1500602040484.gif (365.33 KB, 640x360, j2XqD5.gif)

>>414171
>>414176
I was expecting this to be garbage, but holy shit anon. Thank you for this. It was beautiful. The end especially.

No. 414189

>>414182

He brings "creep" to a whole new level

No. 414194

File: 1500604216678.png (1017.64 KB, 1136x640, IMG_0205.PNG)

From his new video with Fatty-chan and Whatshisnutz…

Dude clean/trim your nails, grease cuck

No. 414195

File: 1500604459889.png (132.21 KB, 640x1136, IMG_0204.PNG)

I feel sorry for the flat-chested "woman" he diddled, it must've been torturous having Onion taking your clothes off with his psycho stare…almost

No. 414202

>>414195
It was probably Billie. He always does these backhanded compliments to get attention from someone, and 2 birds if he can also victimize himself for banana sympathy.

He's doing the same thing as in this post >>413915
Greg has no empathy so he's incapable of viewing that moment as this woman sharing her vulnerability. Instead he has to make it about him.

No. 414203

>>414152
at least there's no fucking heavy winged eyeliner. baby steps.

No. 414204

>>414171
It was hilarious anon. Bravo!

No. 414217

>>414195
Imagine being Lainey with her "developed" breasts while she feeds her children reading this shit from her husband.

if this vix shit doesn't make her leave i SWEAR TO GOD

No. 414218


No. 414220

>>414171
Omg I'm cackling!!! There needs to be more of these!

No. 414224

>>414217
I think we solved Lainey's "gender dysphoria". It's really body dysmorphia due to Greg's preference for "underdeveloped" bodies.

Greg makes himself look so bad, kek.

Greg's preferences:

✔️ short (not tall and gross!)
✔️ small breasts (underdeveloped)
✔️ wear no makeup
✔️ call him daddy
✔️ no high heels allowed

And he wonders why people question his forums and call him a pedo (more accurately, an ephebophile)

No. 414232

>>414171
you're a blessing please make more

>>414182
also next thread pic pls

>>414095
>>414114

it's hilarious that before he does these 'debates' he dresses up to make himself look ~ intimidating ~

No. 414240

>>414171
ANON PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE THIS WAS FANTASTIC.

No. 414246

>>414171
Love it don't you stop anon.

No. 414250

>>414171
I'm cry-laughing at this

No. 414256

>>414171
You are to this thread what draw anon is to the Moomoo thread, anon. <3

No. 414265

>>414224

Ok so Gurg likes little boys…. And that's why Lamp wants to be a little boy. I get it now

No. 414269

>>413760

onision is holding on to his youth as tight as he can. he's been listening to the same music and watching the same shows and movies over and over for 10+ years. his life is youtube and his content is the same as it was when he first started. he cakes on makeup, gets surgery, tries to dress like a middle schooler and uses myspace angles on every selfie. he only talks to teen girls and only wants to date girls half his age. he's a legit creep. gerard way is a father in like his 40s, married, sober, working in comics. he's married to another artist with similar background as him, and he didn't groom her when she was a teenager (unlike onion).

he's the opposite of onision. pretty sure that gerard's not trying to be in 2007 anymore. i don't think he cares about having a stylish emo hair or wearing skinny jeans anymore, and i can't blame him for that. sorry that you don't find him attractive anymore, anon. but yeah you sound mean spirited for no reason.

like you can think that onision is attractive and gerard isn't but… onion boy is obsessed with his appearance and youth in general. other person is older and right now focuses on writing comicbooks and rarely shows his face anymore.

No. 414276

>>413776
Greg could pass as Young Gerard's ugly, inbred uncle who not-so-secretly wants to join his band and pervs on all his underage fans.

No. 414287

okay he's clearly not ugly can we stop with that bs? it's a useless cheap fabrication and distracts what is REALLY wrong with him.. you know the underage pictures, narcissism, thirst, infidelity, entitlement, IRS, etc.

No. 414291

>>414287
anon are you ok? he's ugly as hell and hides behind a bunch of filters, and even then he looks horrible - especially in videos - and like a neanderthal carrot top. literally.

>>414265
i think you missed the point.

>>414232
> it's hilarious that before he does these 'debates' he dresses up to make himself look ~ intimidating ~
it's actually really obvious what he's doing, and i'm surprised more people (especially those he's debating) don't call him out on it.
it isn't intimidation, at least not the common form.
it's a distraction. it worked on blaire, unfortunately. not only does it throw people off when they see him pop in with his face made up in some form of war paint or wearing a wig, it's his way of showing them how much he doesn't care about them or take them or the debate seriously.

plus it might fool some fans into thinking he's just a funny cool youtuber or some shit idk but mainly the above.

he cares so fucking much what people think of him and how he looks (notice his reasoning behind not cleaning off the makeup - he'd have to put makeup back on just to cover his redness?), just like a typical narc, that he actually tries to change his outward appearance to show how much he DOESN'T care.
it's really pathetic but it's sad how often it does successfully throw people off and cause them to spend time in debates commenting on such things instead of the things he DOESN'T want them to talk about.

No. 414292

>>414287
Onision has terrible skin, uses makeup like a 14 year old girl, fucked up his huge neanderthal brow with botox and has a shitty skinnyfat body (you'd think somebody owning two houses and making over 100k would have the dosh for a squat rack).
These are all objective facts (Grease loves those, right?)

No. 414294

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No. 414295

>>414287

Don't be fooled.

No. 414297

File: 1500627805021.png (194.94 KB, 484x419, 1490295110476 (2).png)

>>414287
He's not absolutely ugly, I'd give you that. It's possible that if you like his personality (lol) you can also find him attractive, but he's really only average at best.
He has some strange features, like a very caveman bone structure (dat brow) and a disproportionately large head. Of course in videos he filters and hide all this stuff so it tricks you to think he's a 8/10 when in reality he's 5/10 at best.

(And i'm not even mentioning the skin stuff because i'm being charitable)

No. 414298

>>414287
I don't give much of a shit about his looks and find 80 % of comments related to it hilariously nitpicky. Thing is though, he has a shitty-shit personality and that is what provides the most quality milk, at the end of the day it truly doesn't matter whether he's decent looking or not.

No. 414310

>>414287
What are you talking about. Garg looks like an actual reptile.

No. 414311

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No. 414315

>>414287
sorry about your shit taste

No. 414316

>>414265
ding ding ding ding

i've always thought lainey had body dysmorphia i also think her strength needs to be realised more, she stomached 2 pregnancies with this man, i bet he was still relentless in needing to be serviced and afterwards.

the girl is probably emotionally and physically exhausted from him. she's a small girl, slim, but doesn't exercise.

she's probably breastfeeding and having to be available at the request of her cunt of a husband.

i really don't care if she acts like a bitch or has a mute face, but i think she's underestimated

No. 414317

>>414297
he looks like a botched 40+ year old.

No. 414318

>>414287
You must be new (or at least new-ish) to Onion. When I first discovered him I thought he was attractive as well. Then I realized that it was a complete fabrication- the filters, the makeup, the angles. I'm not saying he's hideous at all, but he is nothing (naturally) like he portrays!

Greg portrays himself on camera to be a jet black haired, porcelain-skinned, dark long lashes, striking brow hottie. And if his on camera looks were real he would be attractive.

In reality his hair is a mousy brown color, his skin is very problematic and red, his brows are more sparse, his lashes (while long) are not as striking without mascara and his facial features are average at best.

So I think Lainey and he are about the same attractive-level, but Greg is not handsome in the way that he would like viewers to believe. Watch enough of his videos and you'll see that.

(Side note, I realize attractiveness is opinion-based and you are entitled to your opinion, just wanted you to realize the majority of the time you are seeing Greg it's all filters/lighting that accounts for the "handsome")

No. 414323

File: 1500637512006.png (18.25 KB, 439x335, 13020FBA-499D-4E58-8F21-9A9962…)

Did the Blaire debate send newfags our way?

No. 414334

>>414265

She was pregnant with the second child when Cuddlegate happened I believe, I honestly have no idea how she was going through pregnancy, breastfeeding her firstborn, and also doing all the sex stuff that Greg wanted with her and Billie. No wonder she was a wreck.

She is essentially a milk machine for the kids and a sentient vagina for Greg to plow after he's done stalking Billie online.

No. 414340

>>414294
Oh I hope Gurgles responded to this but even if he didn't Billy dug the hole deep enough for both of them.

No. 414350

File: 1500644632197.jpeg (136.19 KB, 1500x500, twitter.jpeg)

Greg's new twitter banner.

He's that arrogant asshole who made money, surrounded himself by gear, and called himself an artist. It's like, when he had his youtube plaques as his banner, lol. So cringe.

No. 414354

>>414350
What is he wearing? Oh my god

No. 414358

>>414350
did he take all the screens from his various editing stations for this shot?

obnoxious cunt

No. 414378

>>413915
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jesus. so when robin williams does quite literally the exact same thing, it's jokes jokes jokes and he was "selfish" and what the fuck ever; when manchester happens it's "how dare you be sad for these victims when there are also other tragedies occuring;" but when THIS happens, neither of those apply??

No. 414379

>>414378
Its an act. Greg is trying on being "nice" again to

1) seem better than Blaire, likes he's ~changed from calling her a cunt 50 times
2) impress Vix by not acting completely mentally ill

Hes trying to mimic human emotion. Too bad we've see his true colors several times over

No. 414380

>>414379
Has Vix ever resurfaced?
Was she a Catfish?
A fan that got spooked by his crazy?
Will we ever know?

No. 414383

>>414379

He was making fun of how "drunk" she was last night and how he won the debate. Sure Jan

No. 414388

>>414114
He does it on purpose to make himself seem more interesting. It's like when tweens write on each other's arms/faces then leave it on for the rest of the day, because they feel so quirky and unique and look look look at me has anyone noticed I'm totally random yet?!

No. 414391

>>413960
he likes kids that looks like attractive adults and likes adults that look like kids

basically, he likes…kids

No. 414402

>>414380
More likely she got spooked out esp because he publicly shat all over her partner.

No. 414412

File: 1500655234556.jpg (402.02 KB, 1065x1542, Screenshot_20170721-093647.jpg)

Greg's trying this new thing where he thanks people and apologizes profusely and cares about suicide. Guess several months of tanking numbers finally made him grit his teeth and pivot. Could also be part of his extended campaign for winning Vix over.

He's seen how Lainey made cash on younow so he finally did one on his own instead of barging in on hers and ruining her numbers (his 10 years out of date random access humor is totally jarring to the current sjw crowd )

No. 414413

>>414350
>>414354
Kek

He's wearing the Jokers outfit from dark Knight

No. 414436

>>414435

don't fucking link directly to his channel

No. 414439

>>414436
how do I change it

No. 414440

>>414436
https://vid.me/PFytQ
dunno how to embed it

No. 414441

>>414439

delete post + upload video somewhere else like vid.me

No. 414454

>>414440
You can't embed vid.me uploads, don't worry. Just post the link like you did.

>>414435

If you want something reuploaded, please just ask. If I see it I'll do it, and there are loads of other anons that do the same. Delete this post w/ Gurg's video while you still can, so nobody accidentally clicks on it.

No. 414457

>>413940

here is a thread with some proof of Lainey grooming Sarah, anon.

I couldn't be bothered to go back any further to dig up old drama but this should be helpful.

>>>/pt/359590

No. 414465

File: 1500659837859.png (297.81 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170721-194519.png)


No. 414466

File: 1500659880296.png (270.84 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170721-194627.png)

Back to bothering PewDiePie too

No. 414468

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No. 414477

File: 1500660876668.png (730.07 KB, 1734x807, IMG_0213.PNG)

>>414287

You're right, Greg's sexy af! <3

No. 414481

>>414412
He does this relatively frequently. Whenever he gets caught doing something wrong or his popularity tanks, he plays the ~positive, compassionate Greg!~ role for a while. Though it's usually tied to relationship drama…

No. 414482

File: 1500661368425.png (270.25 KB, 850x432, anxietyvid.png)

Plainey is so creatively bankrupt it's second-hand embarrassing.

No. 414484

File: 1500661508214.png (726.76 KB, 1280x800, anx.png)

Plainey posted a video about coping with anxiety. It's a paid promotion video for an app that hooks you up with a counselor.

I know positivity about Plainey gets kinda heated around here so: I'm not excusing any of her shittiness/complicity and def don't like her. Not holding my breath, but if she actually sticks with it, it's only going to be good for her and bad for Grease.

No. 414488

>>414484
Pretty sure she's just doing it for the money. I haven't watched the video though. Did she say that she's making active use of it? If so, good for her. But Greg will just call bullshit about anything they tell her anyway.

No. 414493

File: 1500661808024.png (866.77 KB, 752x1266, daddyissues.png)

>>414484

Kek, that face, tho.

She seems to be using it frequently and has had good results from it, so good for her. I think a lot of people can identify with this video, it's a lot better than most videos she's done, imo.

No. 414495

>>414488
She said talking to someone has helped her and they offered pretty standard advice like writing in a journal, challenging negative thought patterns, self-love stuff. She said they're helping build her self esteem, etc.

No doubt Greg's going to twist all the advice as soon as it contradicts his whims. Greg can't handle feeling inferior and not being the ultimate authority on everyone else's life.

>>414493
Yeah, it was relatively decent.

No. 414496

>>414484
Lol the only way to get lainey into counseling is to sponsor her.

No. 414499

File: 1500662611831.jpg (14.14 KB, 209x168, lainxiety.JPG)


No. 414502

File: 1500662938773.jpg (18.23 KB, 211x173, obsession.JPG)

This video is creepy. Onion's obsessed.

https://vid.me/Te1zn

No. 414507

>>414484
Ahh yes exploiting her pretend (To totally not compete with billie or anything) anxiety towards her fanbase via paid sponsorship. Good one Grainey.

No. 414508

File: 1500663517312.jpg (14.63 KB, 208x156, home invasion video.JPG)

Here's the home invasion video that gave the Onion TOO MANY FEELS before the Blaire White debate. His "comedy" channel has gotten really dark. His mental state worries me.

https://vid.me/C2dyc

No. 414509

>>414508

Also meant to mention, during the brief moment I watched his YouNow yesterday, someone asked why he was killing off his characters. He answered "to make my fans suffer" and then laughed maniacally. WTF. He's never been right in the head obviously, but he's especially twisted right now.

No. 414511

>>414508
this video will be "Exhibit A" in court when he finally snaps lmao

No. 414518

File: 1500664129100.jpg (346.99 KB, 1123x766, kek.jpg)

>>414508

fucking hell Billy The Fridge is one disgusting looking human being. Yet Greg says not a word about it.

No. 414520

>>414465
Yeah! Only Grok is allowed to take things out of context! Fax! HONESTAAAY!!

>>414466
That guy is such a pathetic asslicker I hope nobody but Gerg ever even acknowledges his existence. They deserve to be stuck with each other and only each other.

No. 414524

>>414493
at first i thought that message was about onion but it's about her dad wew

No. 414525

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No. 414526

File: 1500664613631.jpg (44.83 KB, 1111x609, Capture.JPG)

>>414499

Wait wait wait.
She says her fidget spinner's name is Todd and that one of her patients got it for her.

What? She has patients? Who the fuck?

No. 414527

>>414526
She said Patrons, not patients. Thankfully.

No. 414529

>>414526

I thought at first that it meant the lactation consultant thingy but I don't think she is one.

Requirements to Become an IBCLC*
90 Hours of Lactation Education. In order to complete the 90 hours required, LEC also offers five home study courses of 15 hours each.
1000 Hours Supervised Clinical Experience with Breastfeeding Mothers and Babies.

Where would she get 1000 hours experience from in the first place? lol

No. 414532

File: 1500665033553.png (57.64 KB, 665x484, sRtAWpx.png)

Krek being desparate to have someone other than billy the fridge respond to him.

No. 414533

>>414493

inb4 Onion starts harassing Plainey's e-therapist

No. 414534

>>414526
>>414529

She says Patreons. This has been brought up before, but you should know by now that the Onions use Patreons extensively, and that Lainey receives a shit ton of spinners from her paying fans. Calm down.

She's not a lactation consultant either, she's a stay at home, tit waving, emo gay mom.

No. 414535

>>414527
Taking gifts from patients is highly unethical and could get you fired as a therapist, anyway. Not that Plainey gives a fuck about ethics.

No. 414536

>>414524
Same. I wonder if he reads the messages she sends this counsellor (because honesty!), especially if it's a man because we all know Gerg feels incredibly threatened by other men being in his wife's life in any capacity.
[tinfoil] Maybe "my dad" is code for Gerg, so she can vent and ask for advice about him without him noticing. She calls him daddy anyway and he loves projecting his own shitty behaviour on others so he'd totally fall for it. [/tinfoil]
ahaha who am I kidding that would require her to be self-aware

No. 414540

>>414493
this is exactly the type of validating her feelings that Greg is gonna hate. good for lainey if she sticks with it, though I doubt she will.

No. 414548

>>414508
what the fuck? anyone who would make this video is really not right in the head. I don't care whether or not he wants to kill off his dumbass characters, but these graphic murder scenes with no actual plot feel more like weird fantasies being played out. I always wonder what Lainey is doing while psycho videos like these are being filmed. Just chilling with her fidget spinners? She clings so much to the idea that she "doesn't control him," but I want to know how she watches stuff like this and thinks its normal or cool.

No. 414557

Therapist: What seems to be the problem, Little Onion?

“Well, my mom keeps buying me barbie dolls anytime I ask for racecars. She wont stop dressing me up in pink and anytime I want to wear any other color she grounds me for being ‘closed minded’.

Therapist: Have you tried talking to your father about it?

“Ive tried but he's usually at the second house filming videos for kids my age online. And when he is home, he locks me and my sister in a closet until hes done screaming at his camera. My sister has nightmares a lot because dad walks around the house with blood on his face and doesn't wash it off until after he puts us to bed.”

Therapist: Well…um…what else is going on at home?

“Mom refuses to let me drink milk from a glass. Anytime I ask to not be breastfed, she starts screaming at me something about binders. I'm used to her yelling. Anytime I have questions about her mom and dad, she just yells at me on how im giving her anxiety and locks herself up in the backhouse with her 16 year old friend to film videos for money and likes.”

Therapist: Sounds like your mom and dad have the same job. Do they get along?

“Not really. My mom and dad sometimes argue because their ex girlfriend moved out of the house recently. And I guess they're still not over it. I liked Billy. Me and my sister played with her all the time while mom and dad worked.

No. 414558

>>414350
>editing on a PC
>continuously shelling Apple products
OK

No. 414570

>>414518
But shane's the fat one LOL.

>>414532
Hes been trying to find washington youtubers he can collab with. He is desperate.

>>414535
You actually can take gifts from patients if they are small things and if its appropriate. Like exchanging small gifts on a last session, etc. But a patient giving you a fidget spinner for your anxiety would be a little weird LOL. And she can't be a therapist without a higher degree, so she definitely isn't.

No. 414573

>>414508
Jeez…that's …what even is that? Is this onion reliving some sick fantasy or is he trying to prove he can act? What's the point of that bullshit? Also, fucking kek at Billie the Fatso, seriously,that guy as a perpetrator is just so unreal, he barely fits in the door ffs..

No. 414574

Onion is on younow

No. 414576

Onion on YouNow and he's talking about abortions with his hoard of losers who pay to be his friend.

No. 414580

Someone brought up how he blocked jaclyn but not social repose so he went and blocked richie.

No. 414582

>>414532

In the stream last night, he kept referring to Skye as SkyDoesMinecraft when talking about her, and didn't he said that he would never collab with losers who play minecraft?

No. 414584

He's seriously looking up the definition for "abortion", just how retarded can you get?!

No. 414586

The Northern girl is cracking me up.

No. 414587

>>414586
neglect check, I read your post

No. 414589

He thinks that the debate was a "disaster" for Blaire and that most people were in favour of him. Sure.

No. 414592

>>414182

If this is not the next thread OP pic, I'll be very disappointed.

No. 414594

>giving his unwanted opinion on abortion
>hilariously defends people having an edgy sense of humour (I guess he doesn't remember the debate)
>desperate for a youtuber bigger than him to join his stream
>but not Social Repose
>also begging his viewers to invite more as he only has around 300
>asks his cuck friends to post crusty, old memes of him
>creepily brings up Andy Biersack again
>"I make most of these memes" never would have guessed
>brings up an ex (won't bring up her name, it's unfair)
>complains about dog vaccines being expensive
>has a fake phone conversation just to show off his ringtone
>creepily brings up Shane again

fuck that's all I can stand right now

No. 414595

File: 1500679418418.png (161.93 KB, 389x383, hart.png)

Disgruntled by the low viewer turnout and lack of profits, Onision has given up on twitch.tv streaming and has taken his cancer to younow.

I am grateful. Now how do we get him banned?

No. 414596

I hate that he's #2 on Younow right now

No. 414597

>>414596
it's Friday night. it's YouNow. with his 'following' it wouldn't be that hard to attain.

No. 414600

File: 1500681005164.jpg (310.72 KB, 1066x951, Screenshot_20170721-194756.jpg)

Onisions relationship with his fanbase in a nutshell. Only keep the cock sucking comments

No. 414602

He was also playing his old man-music and shoving down everyone's throat how his dad's a pedo. Oh and spoilers!! Onion has a video coming up based off the matrix tomorrow

No. 414603

>>414518
Just wait until Billy does something Onion can't forgive and we'll get to hear allll about it.

No. 414604

What being a walrus isn't enough to trigger gurg?

No. 414605

>>414602

Old man music?

No. 414606

File: 1500681692555.png (103.22 KB, 341x337, younow.png)

younow has strict terms of service about sexually explicit content, minors and self harm/threats.

all things Gurgle loves to slip up on.

keep your (lazy)eyes on that report button folks.

No. 414613

>>414605

Music from the 90's/early 2000's - the music he grew up with and never really grew out of.

(Not that the music was bad, I miss that era too but come on!)

No. 414622

>>414508
This video made me feel weird due to the lack of a story, it honestly made me feel like I was watching one of those home grown 'before I became a high school shooter'videos or a mass shooter, I absolutely hate when Greg tries to make gun humor to me there's nothing funny about shooting some one in the neck the whole thing made me uncomfortable so I just report it like I did the billy bug video it's starting to get hard to tell which is worse.

No. 414634

>>414600

From what I got was:

>"I'm not a pedo" x10

>busty women are retards while flat-chests are intelligent (yet went after Hannah Minx - are you calling her a retard too, Grease?!)
>insinuated that he loved violating (groping during sex) Adrienne, Billie and Skye due to having small breasts because "they felt so good in my hands!" (I feel worse for AJ now being reminded of the letter)
>Blaire is an sjw who twists everything!!!

Oh and uh… as someone with a (somewhat) bigger rack, fuck you.

No. 414666

okay as the anon who said he wasn't ugly - That's literally all I said, I don't think he's ugly. I never said he was ridiculously hot. I'm a lesbian ffs.

And yes I get he uses filters/makeup to look flawless but even red faced and sweaty I still don't think he's UGLY and I don't think it should overtake a thread.

No. 414670

>>414666
no1curr. sage your autism.

No. 414671

>>414666

Have you forgotten you're in Lolcow? We make fun of uggos here, and Gretchen's one of them.

No. 414673

>>414672
Don't directly link to his channels. Reuplosd to vid.me or something so he doesn't get views.

No. 414675

>>414673
tried, can't find it on vid.me(lurk more)

No. 414676

>>414675
They meant to upload it yourself like I have done for you. You're welcome.
https://vid.me/lDwKD
(FLAT CHESTED (Problem-)

No. 414678

>>414508
Wow for a video with so much death and violence…. It was just really really boring. What was even the point of it?

No. 414691

>>414676

Onion: I'm helping girls with eating disorders by body shaming anorexics and overweight people
Also onion: here are the physical characteristics of the perfect female body according to my penis

I think he's trying to goad Lainey into top surgery. It's next level defeminisation. After all, hair can easily grow back.

No. 414715

>>414499
She failed to mention this service is 45 a week. Yeah… So broke.

No. 414719

>>414715
At least they won't have to pay tax for it, its a business expense obviously as she mentioned it in a video.

No. 414724

>>414715
I got the impression it was a sponsored video? Could be wrong bc she didn't state that I don't think. But it wouldn't be the first time someone didn't disclose an ad as an ad. She did seem like she was trying hard to promote it though

No. 414729

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not sure if Plainey is being sarcastic here

No. 414732


No. 414741

>>414729
she probably is. The whole phrase im offended is somthing edgy nowadays and since doormat likes to appeal to edgy teenagers im pretty sure she's just trying to sound #relatable

No. 414754

>>414729

She might actually be offended by Onions comment, since they have 2 kids that I'm sure had ultrasound pictures. Saying "they are not the most pleasant" when he could be referring to not enjoying seeing his unborn baby could be triggering to Lamey.
Sage for tin foil.

No. 414755

>>414754
I have to agree with you on this one, I mean she's a transtrender that decides whether she's going to refer to herself as 'her' or 'they' depending on the weather, why would she joke about being offended? She gets triggered easily

No. 414759

Lainey hasnt disclosed any of their sponsorships to date. Ftc would love to hear!

No. 414761

>>414759
>>their

Don't.

No. 414769

>>414759
Aren't you now supposed to be open about whether or not your youtube vid contains a paid sponsorship? I'm sure youtube tightened the rules a while back

No. 414770

>>414769
It is actually ILLEGAL to not disclose a sponsorship.

No. 414776

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I just realised, she did disclose it, but the rules are you need to make it clear in the video that you are being paid

No. 414778

>>414776
Yeah, she's definitely breaking rules (what a surprise) and will probably continue to since onion seems to becoming more and more reliant on her channel for money

No. 414803

All you need to do to disclose a sponsorship on YouTube is put it in the description of the video. She did that.

No. 414807

>>414803
http://tubularinsights.com/how-to-disclose-paid-endorsements-ftc/

Actually legally she should have stated at the beginning of the video that it includes a paid sponsorship

>Having an annotation or something in the description box is a plus, but does not fully satisfy the requirement. You should absolutely cover yourself by leading the video off with a verbal cue. Disclosures can’t be placed somewhere that could be easily missed, that is why you should always state it in your video first thing.

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Off topic from laineys sponsorship scheme but I just discovered this doing the rounds on twitter and well I'll be, Looks like ol' grease bag is a huge closet fucking racist.

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No. 414832

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No. 414835

>>414830
>portoricans

No. 414837

>>414830
These are from 2004. Even Greg has probably ~evolved~ in 13 years. I think there is enough current, relevant stuff to beat Greg up with without pulling up stuff from when he was a dumb(er) ass teenager.

No. 414838

>>414831
>lack in occassion to advance with the rest of the world

how the fuck did you find this omg

No. 414839

>>414830

>Portoricans

Kek what a dumbass

So I take it he values the Mexicans and Asians more than the blacks? Dude, what did black ppl do to you?

No. 414840

>>414831
So he's not racist, he's just … racist?

No. 414841

>>414837

It's been well established that Onion doesn't change.

No. 414843

>>414830
You could ask him if the numbers have changed

No. 414847

Onion is live now if anyone wants to watch. The humor is all of that of a fucking 10 year old. It's pretty obnoxious.
https://www.younow.com/Onision

No. 414848

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No. 414850

>>414843
Anons with Twitter please ask him, kek, it has the potential of hilarity.

No. 414855

I called him a racist, he's still talking about it kek

No. 414857

>>414855
Man you really triggered him there, anon. He just won't shut up about the race thing now. And of course had to try and throw Shane under the bus for being a true racist in his eyes.

No. 414858

>>414855
I hope someone is recording this?

No. 414859

>>414848
So is it sexist to only date men when there are equal opportunities to date women?

I mean we all know how much he harbours on what preferences he has.

No. 414864

several people in the younow chat called him a narc, now he's having one of his patrons look up a narc test for him to take live to prove us wrong.

No. 414865

>>414864
when he asked his patreons if they think he has it they avoided answering lol

No. 414867

>>414848
Says the dude who only dates white teens girls.

Are you a racist, Greg?

And fucking kek at that false equivalent. "This is a definition and a definition is a FACT and I've also decided that this definition means something else so noe my opinion is also a fact." He's legit that retarded.

No. 414868

>>414864
And he's bullshitting the answers as usual
He's given neutral answers to every question or just not answered at all

No. 414869

>>414867
Has he EVER dated a non-white girl? Pretty sure he hasn't.

I'm sure he would BS about how he said if there was "equal opportunity", and he just never got the chance to date anyone but white teenagers!
When in reality he's met half his GFs on fucking Twitter/his forums - plenty of non-white chicks there, Gurgles.

What a racist.

No. 414877

He scored 12 out of 40 for Narcissism. Clearly bullshit.

No. 414880

>>414729
I wonder if they actually spend time with eachother at the onion mansion or if it's just occasional hatefuck and passive aggressive texting.

No. 414881

>>414869

Some of his exes are half-white and Latino actually

No. 414882

>>414880
Jfc sorry about that am bit sauced

No. 414883

>>414881

Oh and he ended the stream… I think? (That or I got blocked)

No. 414884

>>414877

Of course it is. Internet test are the easiest thing to manipulate, even easier then teen girls. Even Margo could score perfect on a online test.

No. 414885

>>414881
Latina, presumably? Unless he has a secret history of dating men that I'm not aware of. Wouldn't be surprised.

No. 414886

>>414881
prove it

No. 414889

>>414881
I forget her name, but lifeofonion lists the black girl he dated before Skye.

No. 414890

>>414885

Skye, Shiloh (found out through her hooker profile posted a few threads back), AJ (her dad's Cuban) and… Lainey

No. 414891

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No. 414892

>>414881
Yeah and they always look white instead of latino or whatever other race they're mixed with. He clearly prefers white girls.

No. 414893

>>414881
Latino is not a race

No. 414894


No. 414895

>>414893
this, latino/ hispanic people can be black, white, or have indigenous descent

No. 414896

>>414889

I thought the gypsy girl was was before her…?

No. 414897

>>414893

Yeah, I screwed up - I meant ethnically

No. 414900

>>414890
Shiloh is a hooker?

No. 414901

>>414900
she went through some shit after she left onion. she hasn't done it in years.

No. 414902

>>414900

Yeah, >>>/pt/215844 start lurking.

No. 414912

Now he's asking his patreons to fund his recording location.

No. 414913

>>414912
source?

No. 414914

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No. 414916

>>414912

So he wants people to pay his rent of an area outside his home.
I dont think Onision is an attentive father, what father has the time to be Dad when he is engaged in different relationships then to the mother, starting online drama and always being in a seperate location for filming and battling the government.

He walks around the house drenched in fake blood infront of his 2 kids. INSANE!!

Not only that but i dont think he has the patients to be around his own kids, because he was always in his "recording location" and now he has lost that he wants Patreons pretty much to rent
"locations" aka another apartment so he can "record" far from his kids.

So he can't hear them screaming in the background and crying.

No. 414920

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this foot faced soccer mom is so obsessed with herself.

No. 414924

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No. 414926

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What in tarnation.

No. 414928

>>414920

Old ass foot

No. 414929

>>414926
MaterDerpette will probably be doing this again kek

No. 414930

>>414920
The color just highlights how damaged her hair is. Her greaselord's cheap wigs look like they're in better shape.

No. 414931

>>414914
why does he even need to rent locations to film. None of his videos require a certain location to be filmed. It's just him dressing up as characters doing stupid skits.

>>414924
>>414926
He does realize the perks are for patreons not for himself, right? LOL.

No. 414932

>>414926
>>414924

Would this even be profitable? Surely a decent, fairly popular grocery store makes more than a $1000 a day and would have to charge him more to avoid losing profits? Even a quiet one probably makes in the hundreds at least. I've seen people drop a hundred on a family-sized grocery shop. Who is going to give up customers like that for a day of Gargoyle?

No. 414933

>>414931
Shit like this is why he hasn't managed to save anything or put his money to good use. He has a whole house/rooms just for filming according to him, so why not do a grocery store setup? It wouldn't even take effort or that much money because he already has items in his house he could use as stock and you can buy fake cash registers for kids. Nobody watches his videos for amazing special effects and set design anyway.

No. 414934

>>414932
he could get a night time spot when the grocery is normally closed, so he'd mainly be paying for security of some sort to keep an eye on him and the store at those hours maybe

No. 414935

What i'm wondering is who would even drop a thousand bucks on Krek, when there's barely anyone donating him at level 9.

No. 414936

>>414924

His style of "comedy" is usually someone getting fake shot. I am creeped by the idea of something like that potentially getting filmed in a grocery store.

No. 414937

>>414935
Mentally ill fame whores with more money than intellect.

No. 414939

>>414831
Parts of Africa did "advance with the rest of the world" - the parts that could afford to and were able to. He seems like one of those people that doesn't realise Africa is a big continent and some places do have modern conveniences, medicine and technology.

He probably still thinks like this tbh. This is the guy that decided Europe wasn't western because it wasn't to the west of HIM. He's just a fucking idiot. It's a shame Lainey never got her trip to Fiji but it's probably for the best that Onision never interacts with anybody from another country.

No. 414940

>>414934
That could still take a chunk out of the $1000. Security, lighting, possibly a deposit. And it's Grease, so he'd probably make a big fucking mess and have to pay a cleaner or some shit.

No. 414941

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Onion released a video where his stoner character gets killed. His content just keeps getting more sadistic as ever.

Oh and dad bod pics of the day

No. 414942

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No. 414943

>>414936
fingers crossed somebody thinks it's a real robbery and dropkicks the homunculus

No. 414944

>>414941
KEK from the chest down he looks like a woman, so soft.

No. 414945

>>414936
Ugh this. He keeps reminding me of his fan Randy Stair, the weiss grocery store shooter!!

No. 414953

>>414941

>dem Eugina Cooney arms

No. 414958

>>414869
As much as a loathe ragreynolds you'd have to go back into his videos to see the debates he moderated for Onion.

No. 414971

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that subconscious admission of guilt

No. 414972

>>414941
thank you greg and lainey for reminding me to never use cetaphil for my acne

No. 414975

>>414869
he's always hush hush about the non white girls he supposably dates but shoves his relationship and sex life out to his underage viewers about the white girls he HAS dated?

I feel like he lied about dating all these black, latina, mix and asian girls tbh

>>414881

No. 414977

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>>414943
anon i can't stop laughing

No. 414982

>>414499
something tells me her anxiety is self induced, or she doesn't know what anxiety is

No. 414983

>>414934
I don't know many Grocery stores that let people rent them at night
>>414945
Def randy stair thought in my head.

On a side note, I sat thru the 'dont get a boner video' not a single flat girl in that entire video then Onion casually mentions a 'hentai' that contains bestiality. So, last I checked people like this love to test the waters to see what they get away with, so we are to the point he is suggesting bestiality to his young viewers, he can play at the whole idea that they arent but even he has acknowledged this when he said his billy bug video basically was blacklisted, it hurt him to not have the people on the younger spectrum to watch.

(Don't get hard challenege) - https://vid.me/vUrOh
(Clip from don't get hard.)- https://vid.me/Y0eIw

No. 414985

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Was lurking an old thread and found this ironic post that was said before basement-gate. Onion wasn't too hard to peg, was he?

No. 414988

Found Onion's psn account! (Thanks loser)

He sucks at gaming… https://psnprofiles.com/Vighkel

No. 414990

What did you expect he plays a game for 5 minutes before saying it sucks.

No. 414991

>>414830
SCREEN SHOT EVERYTHING

No. 414994

>>414924
Ten guesses who you're gonna dress up that lovedoll as grease, Plenty of hard work spent in the office with that jfc kek

No. 414998

File: 1500778468470.png (1.82 MB, 1136x640, IMG_0217.PNG)

>>414994

The lovedoll thing already happened, he's recycling old shit!

For video-download anon, the song's called "Hey Girl (Blowup doll song)"

No. 414999

>>414988
Time to google that username

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/361850

He made this

No. 415002

>>414837
Its not really regular level "I've grown up since then" stuff though, is it? This is a guy who at 18/19 years old thinks all Africans have a singular worldview and live in mud huts, and that this is a reasonable enough view to post on a forum and act surprised at any backlash .

Embarrassing shit you might've done as an 18 yo is usually something banal like ranking celebrities by attractiveness, not ranking nationalities by how much you like/hate them.

No. 415005

>>414830
>French 2
>Africans 5
>Eskimos 8

Where were you when frenchies got completely and utterly BTFO by the onion?

No. 415006

>>414999
His comments towards the reviews, He acts like such an entitled jackass lol

No. 415009

>>414666

So stay at KF beauty parlor where you have erudite discussions about cows and never, ever mention their looks.

Truth is, we spoonfeed you info about Onion and a few other cows.

Plz stay in your own house if you don't like the fact that we think Greg is an ugly shit.

sage for faggotry

No. 415012

>>414998
https://vid.me/1rdPY - HEY GIRL! (Love Doll Song)

No. 415015

>>414998
>>415012

Yeah, all he does is recycle the same few ideas. He has so little on his mind, but all of it's deranged.

No. 415018

>>414926
$1000 is the most ive ever seen as a donation option on patron

pretty ambitious when most your audience are 11-16 year olds

No. 415020

>>414926
"I don't get it why am I still broke"


honestly onision is lucky if he can even get one cent from a 15 yr olds first paycheck from subway after working for a week, do onision viewers even have jobs?

No. 415022

File: 1500783278040.png (1.07 MB, 1136x640, IMG_0218.PNG)

>>415012

Call me an sjw or a femfag but I don't like the way he carried her to the car (kek before the Tesla), I get that his "homie" got shot and all but damn, don't be so aggressive!

Eminem would be so proud of this song btw

No. 415045

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who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?

No. 415068

>>415045
omg I love lainey's new gf so gay hahahha

No. 415083

Onision on YouNow - July 22, 2017 is a very interesting recording it's an hour long may clip and upload bits I found to be brow raise.

No. 415085

https://vid.me/ZRO9T - just uploaded it all lazy to clip.
Onision on YouNow - July 22, 2017

No. 415091

>>414988
lol he's never completed a game.
> commitment issues

No. 415092

>>415085

I sat through 30mins of that shit. Nothing remotely milky.

No. 415093

>>415092
Anything remotely worth is past that point the conversations on race dating/racism were interesting to me there's little things here and there.

No. 415102

>>415092
>>415093
Yes, sometimes the real milk is in the subtleties of what a colossal dumb fuck he is. I'm like 2 minutes in and already wincing. He's talking about how he always thinks of killing himself and is now singing a super funny song with words like "retard" and goes on to sing about how he wishes he had a razor to slit his wrists. And one of his brain-dead patreons said "hashtag triggered."

He and his Discord """"""friends""""" probably have about 50 brain cells collectively.

He is not chimping out or anything but it's funny to me all the same. Someone drop kick the homunculus.

No. 415119

>>415102

Define "collect" anon

No seriously, it was funny how we (I was one of 'em) triggered him by calling him a narc, cuck and a sociopath to the point where he took online tests to prove teh haturz wrong!!!

No. 415139

>>414831

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I knew Greg was dumb but I didn't know he was this fucking moronic.

He doesn't understand conditions in developing countries. Like… at all. Apparently they live in "huts" by choice and actually thinks that people there have sex with virgins to cure AIDS because they're stupid.

I was going to include a little "Hi Greg, I know you're reading this. Go educate yourself" but I… I just can't. This guy is so stupid that it actually posses me off more than the racism.

No. 415141

>>414926
but what about the millions of "black girls he's dated" greg?

No. 415143

>>414831
How does thinking Africa is purposely underdeveloped equate to "not liking" their descendants that now live in America? I'll never understand his logic

No. 415202

Onision giving advice.
This is so fucking awkward.

No. 415206

>>415202
It's obvious Gerg was expecting praises from this twink scene boy, but dude just stared at him and hardly thanked him lol

No. 415213

>>415202
Super awkward, he seemed uncomfortable and then just laughed at the end while hiding his face. He's cute though. Surprised Greg hasn't creeped on him more.

No. 415217

>>415202
Diegosaurus is a fucking piece of trash who has been exposed left and right so I'm not surprised he's asking advide from another piece of trash.

No. 415237

From Onion's recent livestream (uploaded to Archive):

>gets into his patrons' business about where they work, admits that Skye once worked with the disabled.


>conversations are often referred back to him, claims he's not a narc (lol).


>shames a patron dude for being asexual and not jerking it, and the German lez (with a few others) for thinking that sucking dick is disgusting.


>low-key admits dat suk mi is his women's chore - as in he doesn't need to feel horny in order to get it, they MUST do it 'cause "succ mi nao!!!" Some asslickers were uncomfortable with this.


>bitches about not finding the other German on his psn throughout the stream, TomatoNutz didn't stay too long.


>shames people for e-begging (kek) then proceeds to e-beg for Stepanka's bone-marrow transplant along with how he'd e-beg if Cyr and Shane were dying.


>around 53-54:00 you can hear one of the kids violently screaming in the background.


>talks about Vix and how evil her bf is for not letting her hang with Onion. Pushes the "my in-laws luv me!!!" Spiel for a good minute or two…or three, idk.


>talks about Jad.


>kind of admitted that his videos are getting darker but his psyche is still intact (lol wut?).


>the end.

No. 415242


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https://vid.me/9shVI

Newest cringecomedy from Onion. This time he's harping on smoking weed again. He emotionlessly kills the guy smoking weed with a rake.

>>415242
>kind of admitted that his videos are getting darker but his psyche is still intact (lol wut?).

lol wut is right. His psyche's never been intact, but seriously wtf is this shit. I can't stand the fact that he lives with children.

No. 415282

a bit old but, does anyone else have a feeling sarah went home for a reason other than "people making accusations" I feel like her mom found out the type of people greg are, it's always been in the back of my mind

No. 415285

>>415202

Holy fuck nuts white haired dudes mouth is massive.

Is this Greg's new gay obsession since Shane is ignoring him ?

No. 415289

>>415282
Her mom never gave enough of a shot in the first place allowing her to leave highschool to live with two completely strangers she met online.
Let's not talk about sarah because she's irrelevant now

No. 415321

So I just watched Lainey's latest two videos and I actually really enjoyed her pokemon-go video. If you can forget about the scummy grooming and horrific behavior and smugness for a minute, she seems like a likeable person in that video and I wish she was that personable all the time. It's a shame it's like 1 out of 50 encounters of her seems pleasant. Her and Greg should show off more of Washington nature and maybe do more vlog-esque videos because I think that would help with tanking views. That video was entertaining and although I feel she curses too much (like an edgy teen who still thinks littering every sentence with F bombs is cool) she seemed happy and somewhat active for a bit. I think Taylor would be happier if she took her kids hiking and got out of the house more.

As for her second video, I now understand why Taylor always says her not-so-impressive winged eyeliner is "so blessed." She genuinely sucks at makeup and I cringed the whole time. She didn't use the makeup remover wipe correctly at all, she swiped at her liner with her fingers and hands which even someone with NO makeup experience should know that smears it badly and will only make it worse. She also leaves large gaps in her brows which I normally wouldn't ever point out but for the fact that it looks like she'd tried to do them with brow gel so why leave large gaps? Maybe she just didn't notice. I wish someone would tell her she looks way better with eyeliner on top but NO wing. Some people look more flattering without it and Taylor is one of those people. Or at least maybe it would look okay if it wasn't 50 miles long and an inch thick.
I liked the color of the lipstick though.

Sage for way too long.

No. 415323

>>415237
https://vid.me/tmEc0
Title: I'm LIVE on YouNow July 23, 2017

No. 415337

>>415321

Stop giving the bitch ideas on how to "survive" on YouTube; we're here for the downward spiral, not for improvement (unless she's PT).

Also No1currs about Lainey, stop.

No. 415343

>>415202
Interesting that he and Lainey seem to support this piece of trash that is Diegosaurs. Dude who kept 'stage'kissing underaged fangirls for pictures even though his then girlfriend was against it. Apparently he also cheated on said ex girlfriend (heythereimshannon) and after she talked about it in public he was bitter enough to make fun of her on livestream for wearing a wig. Which she does because she has an illness that causes hair loss so that was a dick move to say the least. He also literally sent his army of fangirls to bash her on twitter and make fun of her?
So I guess Greg cant be friends with someone who votes for a different person than him but is totally fine hanging with these kinda people. Actually kinda makes sense, seems like this one is on his best way to become a second Onision, he already has the 'treating your ex like shit' and 'appealing to underage girls' parts down.

No. 415374

>>415337
You sound like Lainey trying to be hip with your "No1currs"
Why not just throw a bless up in there too while you're at it anon?
If no one cared about Lainey her name wouldn't be included in the OP title now would it? So shut up. You're not edgy or cool and anons can discuss whatever we want.

>>415343
Yeah it was actually kind of gross seeing Greg suck up to Diego so hard. It also didn't do Greg any favors being side by side with him bc it highlighted how old and unappealing Greg is in comparison. Greg would kill to look like Diego and have his youth back so he could prey on girls like that trash.

No. 415385

>>415374
Diff anon here but one cares about your long winded analysis of Lainey's supposed good points. She's been added to the title because she's a terrible person in her own right, a lolcow of her own choosing now, and not a hapless victim.

Having an occasionally charming demeanour (not imo, but I guess it's subjective) doesn't negate all the ways she's a shitty person.

If you're going to do something as questionable as sympathise with a cow, try to avoid a massive wall of text. Sage doesn't excuse everything.

No. 415387

>>415385
Literally never said it excuses that she's trash. That's pretty clear in my post. I was pointing out that she CAN have a good on-cam personality when she chooses which is relevant because we always talk about how Onion wishes he could film with someone bubbly.

So many anons have pointed out that SOMETIMES Lainey comes off likeable. I trashed her makeup in my very next paragraph so just simply ignore my post if I wasn't hating enough for you. kek

No. 415389

>>415374
>>415387

Again, no1curr. If you wanna sympathize with Lamo so much then go back to the Tumblr blogs, Lainey asslickers are no longer welcome here.

Oh and the add insult to injury, I'm the op who put her name on the title as the reason the other anon before you stated.

No. 415393

>>415389
Not that anon but how is saying 1 in 50 encounters she isn't completrly devoid of personality is sympathetic? How is saying she has potential to not be a total bore sympathetic or ass kissing? Keep reaching.

No. 415397

>>415393

Because as long as she's with Greg, she's shit. Personality or otherwise.

No. 415404

>>415393
Am I the only one who never finds her likeable? She always seems fake as fuck and like she's a parody of something. You can tell she watches YouTube all day and is trying to imitate youtubers she watches. She talks like how she thinks a stereotypical gay person would talk with all the weird slang going yaaasss bless up. Her personality changed into a stereotype after gerg told her she's gay. It's like she has no real personality so she takes it from other people. And wants to prove how gay she is by acting what she thinks a gay person would act like.

Also she's like Greg to me now where I remember what a shitty person she is so I can't enjoy her videos. Even seperate from gerg if she continues YouTube she's pretty much shit to me because she will continue her fakeass special snowflake ways even beyond gerg. She's just another attention whore and she threw away all her morals for fame and money and then will play the victim after gerg dumps her even though she knowingly puts up and supports his shit and let's his harassing others and judging 13 year olds in underwear fund her lifestyle with no care in the world. I'd hate her less if she wasn't pretending to be some advocate social justice warrior who calls out offensive people and transphobia!!! Like can you be anymore fake and hypocritical as you support your husband harassing other people and saying awful shit? What a joke of a human being who acts like some fragile little smol bean who can't handle confrontation while being nasty to other people and looking smug as fuck in photos with her husband after he gets done sperging hate on Twitter. She's the definition of a snake.

No. 415405

>>415404
agreed, she is always super pretentious, we all know her problems are self induced or faked
she is pretty much acting like a 13 yr old who went to tumblr, her personality is cringey

No. 415410

>>415387
I guess the nuance of your post would have been noticed if it wasn't the length of a fucking novel.

No. 415415

>>415393
I'm glad at least one anon gets where I'm coming from. Damn. This one anon was acting like I worship Lainey because I pointed out that IN MY OPINION one of her videos wasn't total shit.

>>415410
People literally write "novels" here all the time. Like the anon two posts above yours. Bugger off.

No. 415419

>>415092

Actually at around the 33:00 mark, he talks about hos Hannah Minx told him "i want to f* your brains out".

Dunno found that a tiny bit interesting. That he'd brag about that in general.

No. 415422

>>415415

It depends on the context or explanation of a certain subject being talked about, and not on Lainey-worship nor pity like y'all have been doing.

Lainey is a cow now, farmers usually don't feel sorry for cows. End of discussion.

No. 415423

>>415419

Didn't Hannah claimed he constantly blew up her phone or something? And that they never really dated?

Can't tell which is which tbh

No. 415425

>>415423
It's pathetic you cunts keep bringing Hannah up. She wants to be left alone.

No. 415429

>>415425
Do you know her personally?

No. 415430

>>415415
Ffs, it's an anonymous board so quit taking it so personally.

>>415425

I agree we shouldn't bring her up out of the blue but aren't anons just commenting on what Onion is dragging up?

The problem is, he said it himself in the debate with Blaire: he brings up shit from 8 or 9 years ago just because he still thinks about it and honesty to him means just blurting out whatever comes to mind, responsibility free.

Even dating him on the downlow, off screen, for a matter of days, is unsafe.

No. 415431

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No. 415434

>>415422
I don't think the post about Lameos video being SLIGHTLY less cringy than usual was "feeling sorry" for a cow

So glad this thread is about to get locked soon, so many shitposters and opinion nazi's in here. Anons can differ in opinions, let's not be like Greg with his echochamber on discord. "End of discussion" LOL

No. 415435

>>415430
Exactly, Onision brought her up himself. It's sad that to this day he will bring up his grade school ex girlfriends as well. He has serious attachment issues.

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>>414171

I haven't been on lolcow/checked my favourite car-crash onision for a coupla'days now, but seriously my dear sweet, beautiful content-creator anon; YOU ARE DOING GOD's WORK. I can say with all truth and honesty, that you have made -easily- thousands of anons here very.happy.chappies.

please keep doing what you're doing.

No. 415479

New thread: >>>/pt/415476

No. 425489

>>414958
hey hey hey

no need to be nasty

No. 438342

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Holy fuck Greggles just made a video and posted it to patreon, it's about domestic violence and how everyone always takes women's side when it comes out…. suspicious. in the video;
>says not all men who hit women are doing so for no reason and that they wouldn't have hit them without one
>says if someone calls you a bitch or cunt you need to ask yourself why they did so you can better yourself so they won't call you names anymore

The whole video is a fucking mess and I'm shocked after watching it. Think it has something to do with Plainey? Looks to me like he's trying to cover his tracks before they post anything online

No. 449561

>>412412
frankie isn't zig's ex…



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