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No. 410906
Lainey has developed cow tendencies over the course of the Onion threads and according to the farmers, she's featured along with Onion as the second co-conspirator in this dramatic saga from now on.
>Onion attempts to instigate drama with Blaire White, wanting a major debate for views. Blaire of course, doesn't give him what he wants and ignores him.
>Onion converts a former Air Force buddy to his Sicesca cult. TomatoBallz is still sucking Onion's greasy cock, nothing new there. >Cyr wants nothing to do with Onion, despite trying one last time tearing him away from Dasha just to have "Ocyrion" back for views and nothing more.
>Gregma is once again harassing Dan and Phil, the Phan guys don't respond to his bs either.
>No word on the IRS thing yet…
>Gertrude and minions continue to block, erase and mute comments from detractors; along with buying subscribers, follows and creating sockpuppet accounts.
>Despite Gretch's claims of no longer having a poly-relationship anymore, Lame is still going at it; hooking up with a young former schoolmate who plans on moving to Washington for college.
>We also learn that Lamo is 99% useless as a housewife and 60% useless as a mother. Onion plans to get rid of her, someday.We're almost there as he continues to spiral down into madness and obscurity. Let's continue!
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>>410906Links:
www.youtube.com/onision
www.twitter.com/onision
www.instagram.com/onision
www.patreon.com/onision
Taylor:
www.twitter.com/laineybot
www.youtube.com/laineybot
www.younow.com/laineybot
www.patreon.com/laineybot
Oh and one more thing, Taytay plans to cosplay "genderqueer" anime characters…shit.
No. 410931
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Onion deleted his tweet bragging on how he has 373k followers after people posted proof he'd bought them.
Now he's getting more desperate.
No. 410932
%60 useless as a mother is still way too generous.
>>410922Not when she's desperately trying to stay interesting to Greg.
Any word on when their new victim is planning to go to Washington?
>>410931>I will be famous one day.Only if he starts a cult or shoots up a mall.
No. 410934
>>410931He made the milk video public on his patreon. And continues to tweet at dan and phil even though they clearly want nothing to do with him. What a sad man.
>>410933Lol he wants so badly for someone with more views than him to pay attention to him because he thinks it will help his channel. You just look stupid onion.
No. 410936
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>You are so desperate for her attention. Are you a masochist?
That's a yes then.
No. 410942
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Laineybot's live on YouNow. It's blessed lit on fleek, with fidget spinners.
https://www.younow.com/laineybot No. 410955
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>>410931Before it was deleted. Seriously, does he not think before he fucking does ANYTHING?? I find it hard to believe that he is that dim - that he thought no-one would notice the sudden spike or call him out over it pssssht. Mind boggling.
No. 410995
>>410906Yes, yes, Lainey is now in the subject of the thread! Thank you OP!
It's high time we recognize her as a cow in her own right.
No. 410997
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Someone's bitter that his agender space prince is getting to be more popular than he is and that her fans have slight good taste in that they hate for him to pop up on her younows.
No. 410998
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She's gonna go bald trying to keep up with Onion's love interests.
No. 411009
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>>411000For reference, here's what Plaineyblob plans for her new hair. It's TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Billie's because it's not pink, it's platinum, pink toned blonde. /s
No. 411013
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>>411004Kek, dollar-store Weeknd
Oh and why is Lamo getting audited? Is she claiming that her makeup, dye jobs and haircuts are a business transaction too? Again, kek
No. 411019
>>411002Jesus her complaining about walking.. Yet onion complains about people being fat? I weigh more than lainey (near 190 pounds) and yet I can hike 4 miles with no problem.
Lamo is so healthy with her vegetarian diet.
No. 411021
>>411019And incase people want to go the other way and say she's weak because of her "eating disorder" and weight loss, I was still regularly running 10k+ when my AN was at it's worst and I was very underweight.
Lainey definitely is restricting to lose weight and pro-ana on top, but her lack of walking fitness will be because she never, ever fucking exercises and possibly never has done. A bit of messing-about gymnastics isn't going to keep her on top of her fitness.
sage for a sorta blog post
No. 411034
>>411014>>411019>>411021How is there so much cancer in this thread already? Nobody cares about how you were a failure at law school or your eating disorder, anons.
I'm thrilled to see Lainey finally acknowledged as the Tweedle-Dee to Tweedle-Dum's shitshow, though. She deserves to go down with him, at this point.
No. 411047
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Seeing if he's been blocked by her?
No. 411052
>>411051I couldn't say for sure coz I only lolcow for gerg, but she def has OCD and unhealthily obsessed with self image. At least she's not a desperate idiot like him (from what I've seen). Guessing he's reaching out because "vegan", and of course just wants ANYBODY to talk to him at this point.
I'm loving this unspoken agreement within most of the Youtube community to not give him any attention. So sweet.
No. 411058
>>411056What armchair psychology? I know this isn't her thread but she has literally said that she has OCD in a previous video of hers (that she has deleted), and the OCD relates to her self image.
>>411057Not sure why you'd think it's not deliberate nor personal - they've all seen what he's like and how he acts so they're staying the hell away from that mess.
No. 411061
>>411034Nobody cares how you don't care or how nobody cares, but you still posted about that. See how that works? It's the internet. People post whatever shit they want. Sorry if that
triggers you, anon.
(stop derailing) No. 411062
>>411058Because they've all seen and experienced what he's like and how he acts for a long time.
They've known it's a mess. It's just not a profitable mess anymore.
No. 411064
>>411058Don't take any medical claims lainey or Greg make as fact. Greg is actually against doctors for the most part and lainey probably self diagnoses herself like a moron she is
I also want to point out Sarah LIED about having bpd. You cannot be diagnosed with bpd until you are 18 and this actually applies to all personality disorders meaning Sarah diagnosed herself and lainey our super shmart psych major remembered
What she learned in her ethics course and told younow it was bi polar disorder because they're obviously the same thing :^)
Greg has so lied about depression and bpd. Pretty sure his military documents debunked those claims and the bpd bullshit was an excuse for his disgusting behavior towards Adrienne
No. 411066
>>411064Not talking about Lame anon, talking about Kalel (we shall now stop talking about her as this isn't her thread, was just brought up coz onion is trying to to tweet her). Don't worry, I am not taking anything gerg and lame say as truthful/knowledgeable.
Well she probably thought bpd was short for bi-polar disorder so heh, shows how much she actually learnt in her course.
No. 411072
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>>411049>>411047Maybe he thinks he's blocked because he's been trying to suck up to her for a long long time, and she's been barely responsive.
She only responded twice
https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=from%3Akalelkitten%20to%3Aonision&src=typd No. 411079
>>411057Even if he were pulling in the views he used to they wouldn't acknowledge it. I doubt they don't know about the video by now even if they haven't watched it, their fans are pissed about it (which was Greg's intention) and D&P interact with their fans so at least on it them has to have seen the post by now.
If Greg wanted a response from them he shouldn't have done something so vulgar, now he probably won't even get an offhand remark on younow unless Dan loses his temper, Phil is too protective of his "innocent" brand for that. Greg did succeed in attracting a few fans as hatewatchers though, which is unfortunate.
No. 411114
>>411072I remember him saying in a video how Kalel is one of the most beautiful women he knows of.
Meanwhile Lainey gets: "Personality is more important than looks"
kek
No. 411116
>>411071Is it a surprise shes being audited? I'm sure onion does her taxes for her, and we see how well he does his.
Also I saw lameo's sister had tweeted "It's sad when your dad is the person creating the most drama in your life" and lameo liked it. So that whole family is a failure. I like how they both just decide to ignore all the drama gerg causes.
>>411072lol his one way tweets to people are always sad. hes been following and tweeting anyone remotely famous on youtube lately. He is desperate.
No. 411119
>>411000Lets see…ever since billie left, she has been way more into makeup/making makeup videos, starting to wear wigs especially colorful ones, trying "weird" makeup, decided she likes anime and cosplay, is growing out her hair instead of boycutting it, becoming more 'fun' and outgoing in videos instead of pretending shes so shy!!!, and now wants to dye her hair the same color as billies.
Can we see how desperate she is to be more like billie since she knows gerg prefers her over lameo's masculine self.
>>411117I would be too if I was their parent. It's bad enough hes ruining one of his daughters, don't need to add another to it. They really need to shield that last sister/daughter they have from this creepy man. She might be the only hope at a non-moron child.
No. 411122
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>>411093It was hard to make that cringy fanfic even worse but he managed to do it.
Also I find it funny how all the facepaint just escaped into the giant pores on his nose to hide from the rest of his greasy face.
No. 411125
>>411120I dont think her sister would touch his ugly ass. She probably is just enjoying getting to be in washington living in a mcmansion, having her own space, instead of having to live with her parents for the summer. She seems to always be going out and hanging with people, so I doubt shes around him all that much. Her sister kind of sounds stupid because her tweets are all about how mature shes gotten ever since she turned 20. I laughed.
Shes like every girl they invite over to their house. They love the money and "freedom" they get from staying there. That's why sarah threw a tantrum at the "internet" for making her go back home.
No. 411145
>>411122this is fucking
triggering, yikes didn't know it was possible to have pores that big
No. 411148
>>411140Damn my morbid curiosity. That is bringing fan fiction.net flashbacks.
That video needs to be deleted and burned. Cringe fic + cringe Greg is way too much.
No. 411151
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Plain's new girlfriend in a nutshell
No. 411181
>>411072This is hilarious. I've followed Kalel's issues for years like I have with Onion and even on his best day there's still no way she'd pay him any mind
Kalel only actually associates with well off and successful people. She's been dating some guy that almost looks like a model too so, no idea why Onion is even bothering when he looks actually disgusting. She probably reads his creepy tweets to her boyfriend and laughs about it to him if anything
Onion is just too ugly and too much of a loser to get attention from most women which is why he usually focuses on teens anyway. Part of him probably still hopes he has what it takes to pull women in but to be honest he doesnt anymore. He can't even say he's successful anymore. He really truly is a loser now and the only pussy he'll ever see again is from someone too young to realize how low standard he really is
No. 411189
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Jesus this is so weird. How does he think this is cute or charming?
No. 411190
>>411189If someone he didn't like was tweeting at him excessively and said that to him, he'd go on a twitter sperge about how they are a stalker and threatening him!
>>411181Onion thinks hes a 10/10 model. He has no concept of reality with that narc brain of his. There was a bf/gf video with him and lameo and he said he'd rate himself like a 9.5 or some ridiculously high shit.
No. 411193
>>411189Look at Dan's retweet and likes numbers, more then onisions youtube views he gets per video.
Must hurt his feelings to look at that.
No. 411198
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I think the nail in the coffin for Onision is Dan's fans.
The amount of hate he is getting on twitter is crazy, i can't stop laughing at Dan's Fan's trolling Onision.
It shows how out of touch he is with the youtube community.
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I think Onision is going to let the hate of Dan & Phil's fans flood gate and make a youtube video of him reading the hate comments. He will start drama without their involvement and try to shame them for having such fans.
But i think his channeled will be trolled to death if he tries this.
No. 411205
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And here we revisit Greg sperging out on Dan for assuming that Onion is using him for views. What happened to all that hate, Greg? It conveniently disappeared around the same time no one was willing to collab, let alone talk to you and you're losing views. I mean, he hadn't mentioned Dan in MONTHS. This is desperate.
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Guess they had no choice but to go out. This is the closest to the beautiful Fiji beaches Tayto will ever get…in a very long time.
No. 411230
>>411229Baby head in his sunglasses
I wonder how often they actually go out with their kids?
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>>411234
>thank you based modsGreg and Taylor aren't together at the moment, I wonder why they're separated?
No. 411244
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Anyone catch Greg and Lainey's younow
No. 411280
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The Onions were live on uhohbro with patrons. There were only 300 viewers on his 2 mil channel.
-They look at stupid youtube clips their patrons sent them online
-Onion parodies songs, seeming very impressed with his own abilities. His parodies are all about asses and fucking them.
-He does Goofy and Manson impressions.
-Plainey looks annoyed and squints all the time. Put on some glasses Strainey.
-Funion makes fun of everything Lamey likes. Lamey acts like most the stuff he likes is awesome.
-They discuss Joy Sparkle BS, calling her Voldermort.
-Joke about divorce.
At the end, Plainey starts to tell us how she was closer to the age of 18 when her and Onion got together.
Onion interrupts and jokes how that won't matter when it comes to being raped anally in prison.
Plainey continues to talk about how she was 17 and closer to 18, and how it's not so bad..
Onion interrupts her again then abruptly ends the stream saying 'uh oh bro'.
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>>411280I'm mirroring this, but it's large, so it'll take a while to finish. It'll be here when it's done:
https://vid.me/vU8Vh No. 411300
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>>411294https://vid.me/LyisiThis video is on Onision Encore now, but was originally published to the Onision channel on March 22, 2017.
No. 411309
>>411303I reckon one of the factors in his views dipping is that he's become so insufferable no one even hate watches him.
I'm unable to watch even the milkiest milk from him for more than 10 secs. I'm just keeping bedside vigil here, until one day there's a news report with a helicopter following a Tesla in a high speed police chase to the death.
No. 411313
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From the looks of it, the Onion family is in a hotel (possibly while the IRS is doing inventory of their fraudulent tax deductions?).
While they're out of the house, Gregma, MD sits in what looks like an empty hotel dining room, making a video about (surprise!) women's bodies.
https://vid.me/mYXIyPlaineybob goes on a "hike," only to complain about having to walk while catching Pokemon (lit) and ignoring nature. And begging Smart Water to sponsor her.
https://vid.me/ugHOoA family vacation to remember.
No. 411323
>>411303Can someone sum up the milky parts? I don't think i can suffer through 30 minutes of the psycho couple and his discord chat full of idiots.
>>411309Yeah, i cant even bother to watch any of his videos unless they are like one minute long. No way I can watch a 30 minute livestream. He lost his entertainment value to the "haters" and people who watched him for drama. You can tell even here, people are bored of him.
Hes probably egging lameo on to hurry up and bring in a new gf so he can use their relationship for views and stir up drama since hes exhausted all his other drama topics and they've failed.
No. 411365
>>411353I think Lainey is starting to show annoyance and less loyalty because
she is gaining
her own popularity.
No. 411386
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>>411366This is how Lameo "smiles" when she has here twin flame in her stream. This is painfull to watch. Lainey you gonna get really ugly wrinkles around your mouth if you're gonna hide behind this comstipated "smile" all the time.
Jesus it's impossible to me how someone can be so anoying rude and cringey af. Lainey must be really brainwashed or has stockholm syndrome or some shit , because no sane person would put up with this oversized douchbag toddler for more than 2 minutes. And to broadcast it for the world to see? At least when he wasnt there she could pretend he's cool when they're alone. Imagine have this piece of shit as a husbend and to know thousands of people watch him acting like this live with you.Maybe she's turn on by being publicly humiliated or something.
sage for rant
No. 411389
>>411386Found my way here from the front page and just gotta say that I legitimately don't understand what's wrong with the way this person smiles.
Christ if you saw pics of me smiling you'd probably blow a gasket
No. 411409
>>411394Anon makes the case that she can't fake a half-convincing smile in his presence, not even with the knowledge of a live audience watching.
Cover her mouth in any of those pics to show just her eyes. Besides the FAINTEST attempted upturn of the mouth corners, every aspect of her facial expressions are those of disgust/annoyance.
Not saying I agree (as has been pointed out, some people just have weird faces), but that's what the point was.
I'd be more convinced if we could see it with side by sides of her when streaming alone and smiling genuinely.
No. 411410
>>411409cont.
to call out specifics:
- narrowed eyes
- furrowed brow
- avoided eye contact
- tight, pursed lips
- middle of mouth is vaguely 'smiley' but corners still downturned (cf top left pic)
- tone of voice
ofc this is also all consistent with:
- poor eyesight
- focus on stream audience
- naturally thin lips
- shitty makeup (kek)
so like i said, we need a baseline
ok i'll stop sperging now
No. 411415
>>411366holy shit, he is annoying. You can tell lameo is used to him always talking about himself and making things about him that she barely engages anything he says so he wont keep going.
When your husband is terribly unfunny and embarrassing.
>>411353I feel like if any youtuber she liked better (like shane) asked her to leave onion for them and that they would take care of her, she would leave in a heartbeat. Not that that will ever happen, but i bet she wishes it did. She wants someone who is nice that she could do fun things with, which is why she always wants a friend to live with her. But she will never give up her comfortable lifestyle and she doesnt want to prove "haters"/her parents right.
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He claims to be in a temp rental, apparently. Because a simple IRS visit takes that long? There's no way.
No. 411423
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Guess he finally put 2 and 2 together
No. 411431
>>411427The fact that he thinks online IQ tests are worth anything alone proves how poor his critical thinking truly is.
Most people with abnormal intelligence (whether high or low) are tested as children. If you weren't tested by a licensed professional your IQ is average and inconsequential. Just like Gregma.
No. 411446
>>411366i love how he's trying so hard to be relevant and he just sucks. no one in the room cares about you. people hate him.
what's odd about this vid is that i feel like lainey has totally got the upper hand on him. he knows that people can't stand him and this is why he just won't shut up.
he's washed up. and because he's washed up, he's going to stay with lainey because she's the famous one now and he's a famewhore.
No. 411452
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Omission's latest video is another attempt at body shaming Shane while trying to garner clicks by using his name.
https://vid.me/8aG38Shame on you, Onion. Shame.
No. 411456
>>411452I just want to punch him and never stop. He's so disgusting, making this video and using a body visualizer?! What the cuck, he really is grasping for relevance now.
What a fucking asshole.
No. 411460
>>411446Aww, I was hoping he'd divorce her out of bitterness and resentment; not stay with her.
>>411452I bet this cuck has been lying about his own weight too if not, longer. Fucking fatass.
No. 411461
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Looks like Gurgles is uneasy that people are believing someone that's not him. No wonder he's sperging so hard about Blaire not contacting him back about the debate.
No. 411484
>>411452Lol lameo kept mentioning shane and said she wished she could do a collab with him. A few days later, onion makes another video hating on shane. I think he purposefully wants to burn bridges for lameo as well.
how can anyone see the point of him making videos talking about shane's weight? He is not really fat, hes not anorexic like eugenia. He's gained some weight and is a little chubby, but what does that matter? He even acknowledges it himself. So how can any onion fans justify this video lol. I mean im sure they will find a way.
No. 411485
>>411452I've transcribed this video because reading it does so much more justice to Onion's manipulation tactics than hearing it does. He talks very fast, uses strange sentence structure, changes topics constantly, and jump cuts out almost all normal pauses in speech, so it's hard to understand just how fucked up his logic is. Not saying it's hard to understand for a farmer (we've known how deluded he is for years), but for his teenage fanbase, he might be quite persuasive.
The video here explains a lot of these manipulation tactics and logical fallacies better than I ever could, if you're interested.
>Here's the transcription. Take a look at this twisted bullshit. This man should be institutionalized and studied, imho:I did a video a while back on whether or not Shane Dawson was getting fat.
First off, a lot of you all don’t realize that I occasionally talk to Shane Dawson.
But here’s Shane in a bathtub just a few days ago. Very Mexican or Native American walls there. Cultural Appropriation much, white boy? Anyway, there’s Shane’s Man Toy. By the way, Shane’s Man Toy, you’re welcome. I helped
trigger Shane to be on the path to finding you. I was his first man kiss.
MMMMMM. (kisses hand)
We both know I’m an amazing kisser. Oh my god, is that how I kiss? I just…I felt that on my hand and I was like ooooh my god. If only I S’ed D. Men would love me.
There you go, I caught Shane. If you look in the mirror, you can see his body. He’s kinda built like a brick house. Oh, I’m sorry, did that
trigger you? I said he’s built like a brick house. No, like, you can see he’s clearly thick. But no, fat is out of the question, he’s not fat. Let’s go and find out how much Shane Dawson weighs.
Here it says he weighs 79kg. That translates to 174 lbs. which is a lie. We both know he’s not that. And we know that because he’s almost the same height as me. Check this out.
(Dances around) How ‘bout that? Oh yeah, even better! (Takes shirt partly off) How about now! Oh yeah! How ‘bout that? Alright! Okay!
So what is Shane’s actual weight? So this is a male body visualizer. Here’s Shane’s male body. If you notice, his back kinda extends outwards to kinda connect with his arm where it probably doesn’t normally. We don’t really have any curvature; it just goes straight to his butt. So let’s compare this. Does this look like Shane’s body? Like, look at the back. Does that look close? We’ll do a side by side there. Yeah, you know what? That actually seems pretty close. So let’s find out what that weight is.
As I recall, Shane Dawson’s like 5'10” – 5'11”. We’ll just say he’s 5'11”, so that means 71”. And the weight is 233 lbs. No, look! See for yourself! The body visualizer did it! I even did some adjustments and it still looks pretty accurate.
Now I know some of you are gonna think that this video was totally cruel. Like, why would you focus on Shane Dawson’s weight? My question to you is, why is pointing out someone’s weight cruel when pointing out their weight is accurate? Because in acting like it’s automatically cruel we’re admitting that there’s something wrong. So are you guys saying there’s something wrong with Shane’s weight?
Mind you, being less heavy could help save your life to an extent. And being 5'11” at that weight puts you solidly in the obese category. Which is just one step before extremely obese. So in me making this video I just want to ask you guys, are we here to be blunt and honest or are we here to sugar coat things and make up BS?
Because many of us recently learned meat causes diabetes. And had we known that sooner, thousands if not millions of people would still be alive today. Because they would’ve known to avoid meat and not so much worry about sugar as much. But instead, we were told that sugar causes diabetes.
You see, guys, focusing on someone’s weight when they’re medically obese, that’s not guaranteed to be something that’s gonna kill them. What is much more likely to kill them is to either condone or neglect the fact they’re overweight. And that’s almost like condoning smoking. Cause this is how many people die every single year of obesity, and this is how many people die every year of smoking. (Presents similar figures on screen.)
So, Shane, I hope you figure out a good way to lose some weight. And if you need any tips, I’ve been basically the same weight since I was 15. I actually recently lost like 10 lbs. just by not drinking sugary drinks anymore and much more rarely going to restaurants. So I hope this video was helpful and I hope you guys aren’t too angr-
Okay, I wasn’t even – why do we always put the logo mid-sentence? Why does that happen?
No. 411491
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from his shane video
"we talk occasionally"
shane doesn't even acknowledge your existence, onion
No. 411493
>>411485>>411491What's with the constant mentioning how they "talk occasionally" ?
I'm pretty sure Shane is ignoring him.
No. 411494
>>411493Its probably bait to get Shane to deny he does so onion can get into a feud with a more successful youtuber and make a litany of videos about it.
Lol onion is so untalented. He knows his clickbait and drama vids get the most views, not his garabage tier "comedy skits"
No. 411496
>>411452jfc. I genuinely feel
triggered by this. Guessing someone's weight isn't factually accurate what on god's fucking earth. And he's saying this as if Shane doesn't see the scales himself, and needs some fucking nobody to guess what it is.
>>411491lmfao he needs to be reminded of the halloween thing. (@3:29) Sorry but Shane does not like him at all.
No. 411499
>>411493It's just a manipulation tactic. He's using it to reframe his nitpicking of Shane's body as a friendly gesture based on genuine concern.
Just like
>You see, guys, focusing on someone’s weight when they’re medically obese, that’s not guaranteed to be something that’s gonna kill them. What is much more likely to kill them is to either condone or neglect the fact they’re overweight. And that’s almost like condoning smoking.is meant to reframe his argument that "Shane's fat!" as some kind of health-based activism. He HAS to say something, or else he's LITERALLY allowing Shane to kill himself, you see?
and
>Now I know some of you are gonna think that this video was totally cruel. Like, why would you focus on Shane Dawson’s weight? My question to you is, why is pointing out someone’s weight cruel when pointing out their weight is accurate? Because in acting like it’s automatically cruel we’re admitting that there’s something wrong. So are you guys saying there’s something wrong with Shane’s weight?Onision isn't being cruel by body shaming Shane. YOU'RE being cruel for thinking commenting on someone's weight is cruel. LOL. He's a disgusting, manipulative bastard, preaching circular logic to his dwindling army of malleable twelve year olds.
And some of this, of course.
>>411494But Shane's not going to bite. He never does. That's all that can be done, really, is ignore him. What's really sad though is how open Shane's been about his BDD. Onion definitely knows this and gives zero fucks that he's negatively affecting him. I was just thinking recently - Shane's been showing his whole body in videos more often than he used to. I thought maybe he was feeling better about himself, and that made me happy for him. Maybe Onion saw the same thing and wants to tear him down. Shane looks pretty good, in my opinion. Better than Onion by a large margin. There's probably some jealousy in there too, especially with his segue re: Shane's boyfriend. They have genuine chemistry in their videos, which is something Onion/Lamey lack entirely.
Sorry for the wall of text, this just made me particularly angry.
No. 411500
>>411452Lol shane hit 10 million subscribers today. Meanwhile this loser's channel's dying. In a few months his channel will end up out of the 2 mill sub zone.
Bitter much?
No. 411511
>>4114961,085,867 views on that vid. this other video has 1mill too. and shane doesn't use onision's name on the title or put him on the thumbnail, uh? how sad that onion has to literally make videos entirely about shane just to get a fraction of his views. meanwhile shane has mentioned onion multiple times on his channel but its hard to find the vids cause he's not actually trying to leech off onision's name (since theres no money in it anyway).
they also mention him here at 8:09 and i thought it was hysterical. its pretty obvious that trisha and shane don't like him (she says that she loves him here, but the girl on the video is a troll: in case some farmers aren't aware).
>"what channel is it on…[…] can i watch it with my ad blocker?" lmao No. 411539
File: 1500254537397.jpg (250.34 KB, 1080x803, IMG_20170716_182033.jpg)
Left: Billie, July 4th 2016.
Right: Lainey, July 4th 2017.
No. 411541
>>411539They spent 4th of July together in 2016, though? Billie is probably just wearing Lainey's shirt.
Funny as hell, though
No. 411544
File: 1500255176532.png (668.31 KB, 814x599, lameo.png)
She looks like an old lady/witch.
No. 411546
>>411544That angle isn't cute. Her eyes look wonky, and her face looks like it's too big for her head.
Keep trying to be Billie, though.
No. 411548
>>411544This is creepy as shit.
And how the hell does she manage to have so many fans??
No. 411549
File: 1500256297645.png (35.09 KB, 357x387, kek.png)
>>411544GIRL, OMG, NO!
FOCAL LENGTHS ARE A THING!
No. 411550
>>411548It doesn't take much to gather followers these days. Plainey had it a little easier than most with Onion's fanbase and her Tumblr pandering.
Speaking of that, wonder how ~dysphoric~ she felt at this moment.
No. 411560
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It is happening!
No. 411571
>>411560Someone should prep blaire with screenshots
including ones where he contradicts himself/ends up as a hypocrite
No. 411584
File: 1500263649012.jpg (53.59 KB, 673x445, Witch.jpg)
>>411544Yea, of course she's a witch.
No. 411589
File: 1500264147903.png (346.94 KB, 870x741, Blaire.png)
He said in his latest video that content ID is automatically claiming copyright on people's videos, and that he has nothing to do with it.
The fucking music in the background of this video… it's like he's revealing something terrible and malignant, or its the kind of build-up suspense music that would be in the background of a conspiracy theory video. But he's just fucking reading tweets "calling out" Blaire for not replying to him. Yuck.
No. 411621
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>>411594Thanks Greg for reminding me of how poorly you treat your animals by putting your poor scared dog's face in the god damn screen. Hope you get some good ol' testicular cancer.
sage for rage, yeah I have a soft spot for dogs
No. 411645
>>411539>>411544that's some fucking psycho shit going on with her. Now even a blue wig, I wonder how she can wear it after all that heart-breaking cheating.
If billie saw this she would probably be creeped out.
God, everything lameo does is so try-hard. Now it's try-hard being alternative and try-hard being up-to-date with the tumblr slang
No. 411725
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In Lainey's new wig video, she has a box of her + Onion's wigs. She says that this wig isn't hers and she "doesn't know" who it belongs to, so she won't try it on… Billie has uploaded pictures in a teal wig with black roots before. Subtle
No. 411766
File: 1500324958622.jpg (19.24 KB, 260x194, nonstop drama.JPG)
Grug's new "comedy" video, in which he shades Eugenia Cooney and still doesn't understand eating disorders.
https://vid.me/0EPeu No. 411768
>>411766This so incredibly cringey. I don't understand why people have said: yeah he's an asshole, but he's good at editing. Maybe in 2007, but his "work" is lazy and cliche af.
Imagine a healthcare professional seeing this video. They're probably think it was made by a 14 year-old who just doesn't know any better yet. And then the facepalms when they find out it's a 31 y.o. man with a daughter. jfc
No. 411771
>>411766Y'all bitches be jelly, Greg's sexy af with his vegetarian boddeyy! He's my daddy <3
His videos are getting creepier and darker as he loses everything. And here I thought the South Korea videos were fucking scary.
No. 411777
>>411767Omg Lainey needs to shut up. Complimenting yourself every two seconds isn't "loving yourself." Loving yourself would mean doing something for yourself not your husband.
Also, she is going to loose her hair or have issues because she went from box dye to now professional. You are suppose to wait a while before doing that. Too much dying can really damage the fuck out of it. Even professionals tell you that.
I admit she would look better with longer hair but she needs to look at herself with filters on in the camera. You are washed out because you are so filtered.
Both of them death by filters.
No. 411781
File: 1500327123806.jpg (42.07 KB, 736x721, rusty.jpg)
>>411766It's horrifying that this is a 31 year old man acting these scenes out and feeling smugly superior.
Also Greg is DYEL as fuck. Bird chest ass bitch.
pic related.
No. 411782
>>411767So a visibly comfortable and happy lainey is in front of the camera checking herself out, talking about how cute she is, laughing by herself, and then she put it on the internet for all to see and judge?
Wow all the anxiety and disphoria, how does the poor girl even function. /s
No. 411787
File: 1500329073966.png (51.04 KB, 610x396, cyr.png)
Glorious.
No. 411789
>>411777>Also, she is going to loose her hair or have issues because she went from box dye to now professional.Maybe she'll end up like Charms.
>>411787He seems to be getting more and more desperate. Getting ignored seems to piss him off more than any negative interaction could. Makes it all the sweeter that he's becoming irrelevant.
No. 411794
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B-U-R-N
No. 411817
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Gregs having a twitter meltdown over being friendzoned.
No. 411819
File: 1500335896291.png (335.71 KB, 588x580, Screen Shot 2017-07-17 at 4.57…)
So…. Lainey got mad when he spoke to a girl?
No. 411820
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>>411819Or this is still about Cyr, and his confusion over the fact that Cyr wants nothing to do with Greg (and Dasha has nothing to do with it)?
No. 411822
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>>411821Nah. Jaclynn has refused to talk to him for ages, he also kept on insulting her. I doubt its her, bless this girls boyfriend for stopping Greg. He the real MVP
No. 411825
>>411824I highly doubt it as she doesn't even respond to him.
I wanna say it was another random twitter teen they fished out. Maybe a Lainey patreon ?
No. 411828
File: 1500337060412.png (105.42 KB, 767x650, Screen Shot 2017-07-17 at 5.16…)
Meanwhile Greg gets more subtle about his twitter follower buys; he's almost offset the 4,000 he lost in he past month.
No. 411830
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>>411828Just a reminder: all 3 of his main channels are still in the Top 15 Most Unsubscribed Channels over the past 30 days.
No. 411835
>>411833nah, I'd wait and see if it blows up even more. As long as she's still modding for him, she'll still be on his side. I'm low key hoping for a romeo and juliet situation with them.
Anyone know who she is, though?
No. 411843
>>411818Her boyfriend probably freaked out because he's a fucking weirdo who wanted to chain a girl in your hi tech basement and tattoo that she's a liar and because he shames women who don't want anything with you.
I hope the boyfriend comes after onions beta manlet ass
No. 411845
File: 1500338737401.jpg (15.77 KB, 295x196, twitterbitter.JPG)
>>411828Old "comedy," but relevant:
https://vid.me/5AjE4I love watching past Onion mock present Onion.
No. 411852
>>4118462:37
Lainey: "Vics (?) says I'm cheating on you with her"
Grease gets very excited lainey says I fucking knew it. lol
No. 411857
>>411852thanks anon
that's reaaallly fucking weird, if this is the girl than no wonder her bf stepped in.
he's obviously into her and was hoping she'd be the next trinity member
No. 411864
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>>411858Seems to be her. She's following Onision and Laineybot. And apparently she's into anime and video games… and has a Billie vibe. They really have a type, don't they?
No. 411865
>>411858Onion def has a type
and Lainy is not it
No. 411866
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>>411858It's also who he meant when he mentioned "Vix" as one of his good friends.
No. 411869
>>411867yeah what a great
friend he is
No. 411870
>>411858plus shes into overwatch/anime and he posted two gifs of overwatch and anime reactions during his twitter rant about this "awesome person"
funny tho cause lainey doesnt even follow her …..
No. 411874
File: 1500342541467.jpg (134.64 KB, 575x1024, IMG_0512.JPG)
>>411817Yet Lainey couldn't even enjoy a fangirl moment that meant nothing
No. 411875
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>>411845You should also upload his Money song. The irony is the song warns about overspending and to save your money wisely…which he does and doesn't do.
No. 411888
File: 1500346130382.jpg (33.71 KB, 478x475, plaineyblob.JPG)
Plain is live on YouNow. She fucked up her hair.
https://www.younow.com/laineybot No. 411891
File: 1500346718870.jpg (43.76 KB, 1288x419, moneysong.JPG)
>>411875Thanks for the suggestion, anon. This is hilarious given his current situation.
https://vid.me/e49rl No. 411901
>>411888i think she looks better with light hair, hoping she just washes it with hot water to dilute how hot pink it is and does a crazy amount of conditioner treatments. she's a natural blonde i thought so when her roots grow out it's going to look exactly like Billie's hair…
Billie's been through enough after thinking she could take advantage of the Greasome, but I can't decide if it's funny or not that Lainey is doing this to her.
No. 411904
>>411888No more girlfriend for her apparently:
"Fuck girls, basically. Girls are mean and I don't want to deal with it."
"The crush is over. I don't see the point."
"I'm not just into guys, but I don't want to date a girl because I know she'll break my heart. There's no point." -> Greg's getting those divorce papers ready y'all. No wonder she's anxious.
No. 411907
File: 1500348631332.jpg (30.94 KB, 477x478, buzz.JPG)
The fidget spinner is killing me. It's named Buzz.
Her streams are always so boring. She sits there, squints, and spins her fidget spinner. She answers only the most vapid questions her fans ask. The only topics she brings up herself regard her sexuality, gender, or appearance. Or breastfeeding.
No. 411908
>>411905Seems like she's also referring to the other new girls she tried to "flirt" with and control online (demanding all their passwords, etc.)
She's just as controlling as Greg, but more hysterical / needy, less manipulative.
No. 411910
>>411907"Ash is my internet boyfriend"
"I went to high school with her"
"I don't need to fly her here. I'm cool here by myself. I don't need all these people here"
Someone's had it with Greg's cult wants
No. 411911
>>411907[why are you mad] "There's just a bunch of shit going on. I apologize to everyone on this stream. I'm trying to make a positive space, but people are just pressing my fucking buttons tonight."
She hit 20k likes and got ready to sign off. She's reaaaally irritated with whoever makes the "Ash" accounts.
No. 411922
>>411919Except Billie has been through enough with these bozos, she doesn't need to have some ugly old bitch wearing her skin just to save her already-failed marriage.
Regardless of her "sinful ways", give the girl a break.
No. 411924
>>411882Greg just doesn't seem to understand marital or relationship boundaries. It's fine for him to do whatever – he can impose his wants out of jealousy on others, though.
In my marriage we don't really have opposite sex friends – at least not good ones. I know a lot of older people with that "unspoken rule," and don't see much of a problem with it.
Onion is SOOO offended that he's been cut off from a seemingly easy catch straight out of his fanbase that's willing to pay him. She should really say something about this. I'd go compton on some orbiter's ass if they tried that shit with me. She's paying the guy to whine that her bf has a small dinky for cockblocking him, ffs.
No. 411925
>>411922Lmao dude fucking chill I told her to wash with hot water and condition.
Greg has a thoroughly documented abuse history online so actually no I don't feel bad for Billie
or Lainey for that matter. Lainey can copy Billie forever because it's milk.
No. 411942
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I'm no medfag but is this the beginning of the rosacea stages? 'Cause either way, nigga was doomed from the start!
No. 411946
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No. 411949
>>411943>>411945So I've mistaken this for grease, moles and zits? Shit.
>>411946Fuckin' kek! Then I realized he must've SUK MI with one of his then-partners before making the eating placenta video. Ew
No. 411955
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>>411794confusing interaction.. no idea who this person is but this is how it started apparently
No. 411957
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>>411955Looks like this person has a million subs and gets at least 200,000 - 1,000,000 views per video. Gerg must not be too happy about someone like that dissing him publicly :)
No. 411958
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Actions speak louder than words. You have enough money Plain, get some T and chop off your udders. Until then this reeks of attention whoring while exploiting the trans community.
No. 411974
>>411967You can upload videos on lolcow, but only as webms
>>411965Anon sure, please upload it.
I didn't know who she was before this but I'm liking her already.
No. 411979
>>411840JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS LIVESTREAM IS A MESS! HOLY FUCKING CRINGE.
Things i noticed.
>Sarah Telling Onision to stop mentioning her> Lainey fans telling Onision to shutup and to leave> Greg being interupted continuously by Lainey off subject> Greg talking and Lainey interrupting that she wished she had her fidget spinner> People calling Greg racist and him trying to get his debate on with Lainey's fans about "how he is racist" but Lainey cuts in about what colour pink hair she wants> Greg trying to talk about sexuality but Lainey rolling her eyes pretty much and correcting him continuously making him look like an uninformed toolHOLY FUCK I CANT EVEN WATCH THE REST OF THE VIDEO IT IS TOO CRINGE.
That was just the first 5 minutes.
YOU CAN TELL LAINEY REALLY WANTS HIM GONE OUT OF HER STREAM.
No. 411995
>>411928it really depends. Usually there's no problem with long time friends of opposite sexes, but if my SO was to go out of his way to suddenly make nice with some girl and have 1-on-1 time with her I'd find it fishy, especially if he was as open with his attraction as Onion is.
Greg is obvious about his intentions, though, I'm surprised Taylor hasn't lost her mind over it – he's never been subtle. I wouldn't be shocked if Greg pulls Vix into a private room to talk at night, that's usually what orbiter discord owners do.
>>411944I've always seen stubborn men throwing a fit like Greg is doing now, usually after being told to stop talking to some girl by their SO, "it's just friendship!!!" (when it's obvious that the dude is attempting to cheat.) It's different if they're legit friends. A real friend wouldn't threaten someone's relationship enough to have the boyfriend step in. Greg was obviously saying SOMETHING weird to her in order to have her bf say something about it. It's just awfully fishy, he only tweets like that when he doesn't get his way. Reminds me of men on OKC who get mad when they're turned down.
No. 411997
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I didn't really keep up with the greasefund…when did he remove the 1,000/500$ collab tier? Is he scared another TomatoAssLiquette is gonna waste his time?
No. 412012
>>411794>>411955Yeah no, Dodie can shut the fuck up about bullying since she's buddy buddy with, and actively supports and apologizes, Simply Kenna which is a known bully who even went so far to harrass and send her minions after a girl who had just lost her whole family. So Dodie has no room to talk.
>>411819Top kek, as if. Lainey is a doormat, whenever Greg flirts with some other girl she just weeps in her room and texts him.
Who apparently got mad is the boyfriend of this "awesome human".
>>411858>Cute "Twitch streamer" with only 13 followers>Signed in on May 2017I don't know, she smells like catfish.
No. 412016
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No. 412034
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>Lainey reads through all my texts, if the most anxiety ridden spaceprince says it's okay, then it should be okay for us to be friends, uwu
He's crushing on her, hard. This isn't normal, lol.
No. 412040
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https://vid.me/3P6pSNo worries, I reuploaded it
>>412037>>412036 No. 412046
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>>412040"lainey reads all my texts when it comes to me talking to FEMALES"
but what if you are talking to other agender lactating princes?
No. 412049
>>412046#
I wonder if this is the real reason for her ""Fuck girls" rant
No. 412050
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>>412040"I was planning to have her in onision videos"
There it is. He wasted time on her and didn't get to monetize their friendship. This is why we're getting a sour-gurke-frowny-face vid
No. 412053
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Someone needs to remind him about how he is only having first world problems, and since people are dying in other countries, he has no right to complain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No. 412056
>>412034>>412053Holy shit, the autism with this one. Does he not realize he is giving her boyfriend even
more of a reason not to let her talk to him because he's acting like a psycho? You just know he's trying to break them up to feed his ego. I am praying this girl listens to her boyfriend and does not give in.
No. 412057
>>412056on the uploaded discords you can see his realtime reaction to anytime vix talks or posts, he's infatuated and she'll know.
she's 26. she's going to be another adrienne sucked in by the dramz
No. 412058
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>>412055it's an imageboard. post screenshots, not words.
No. 412060
>>412058someone upload the video
also he focuses on vix quite often in the 'is my marriage happy' video and lainey looks noticably peeved/goes on her phone/shows greg a text(or her bitching who knows)
No. 412064
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What a fucking drama queen. Does he even know what a panic attack is?
>>412060the video was reuploaded here
>>412040 No. 412069
>>412059I really hope that Blaire gets a mod, uses image sources, and stays calm in their debate. Her worst debates/livestreams are when she loses her shit, even if she has a good point. I really want someone (who's not Joy, ugh) to get under his skin calmly and not sperge like he does.
>>412064GET OFF THE INTERNET. Go cry in a pillow or something. Airing your dirty laundry and angst online makes everything worse. You think her boyfriend thinks he made the wrong decision when you react like this?
No. 412082
>>412050Confirmed he had every intention of trying to get Lainey to hook up with her which then give him the green light.
Also its not normal in a friendship to never talk about each other's relationship. In fact that's a huge red flag imo when someone is interested in something more.
I sort of wish she did fly out and hang with them for a bit and then become the new trinity, because the milk would be flowing. However if they ever do bring a third into the relationship his views will probably skyrocket again
No. 412083
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kek he caked himself in make up. it looks terrible even through the filter, imagine how bad it look irl.
No. 412089
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>>412083He truly is Dennis Reynolds personified
No. 412095
File: 1500400363944.png (204.49 KB, 555x712, Screen Shot 2017-07-18 at 10.5…)
Sounds like that doodie girl will be interviewing people who claims Greg has helped them. Greg taunts her about it, probably because years after the fact, out from his spell, they realize he didn't do shit.
1/2
No. 412099
>>412098thatsthejoke.jpg
The show highlights Dennis being a horrid narc
No. 412100
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>>412096It's still going. If she's not completely under his spell, this has got to be humiliating for her.
No. 412101
File: 1500400576368.png (50.8 KB, 587x200, Screen Shot 2017-07-18 at 10.5…)
>>412083Accompanying twitter post
No. 412110
>>412102The dude in this pic
>>412089 is Dennis from the TV show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The joke on the show is that he's a raging narcissist and a horrible human being. That photo is of his system to destroy the women he dates, methodically.
The joke is also that Greg is like the horribly unrepentant narc on a TV show, but in real life
No. 412113
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>>412112the attached images
No. 412117
>>412113>>412114>>412115She should just ignore him, or speak about him without engaging. He's dying for attention right now and she's giving it to him.
Starve the beast.
No. 412118
File: 1500401827941.png (209.32 KB, 554x743, BCo4Zee.png)
Continuing..
No. 412120
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>>412118the attached image
No. 412121
>>412115>>412116Lol he just declares things wrong, and himself as right (which he is not). She's right about the cream not work, and about anorexia being a mental disease that isn't a choice.
The dude is just retarded and argues like a 12 year old. "No! Wrong! Facts!"
A lot like Trump, in fact. Which makes his hatred of Trump so hilarious.
No. 412124
>>412120Good for her for cutting it off. She should block him for good measure.
Let it all die out with Greg screaming to himself in the void: "FAAAAaaaacccctts…."
No. 412127
File: 1500402252850.jpg (14.9 KB, 480x360, corpsemakeup.jpg)
>>412083jesus, did he go to a mortician to get his makeup done?
No. 412130
>>412034>>412040>>412058damn grelp out here looking more and more like edward cullen dipped in crisco.
"but we talked about videeo games n' animu tho"
he literally has no idea how to adult or forge friendships like an adult.
No. 412131
>>412129>>it's like watching a bunch of adults try to gently tell a child why he can't wear diapers his whole life./thread
Best analogy
No. 412132
>>412125I just can't believe that he thinks that online IQ tests say anything. Most people can easily score 130+ there, which is usually not even close to what their real IQ would be. A real tests costs so much money and I don't know why anyone would waste their money on one for no reason.
>>412129Agreed. Although I think that ignoring him is the best strategy, it's irritating him and he seems upset. If you tell him he's stupid, he'll tell you that you can't argue/ he's a fact machine etc.
No. 412133
>>412116> thousands of reviews says it does workSure Greg, just like thousands of people on Twitter magically followed you suddenly all at once.
For someone who thinks he's the only honest guy in town, he's so credulous to supposed reports of Sisesca faith healing. Watch how that changes if anyone dares say that he had a negative impact on him.
Doesn't matter, still better to starve him.
No. 412134
>>412132>>I just can't believe that he thinks that online IQ tests say anythingOr IQ tests in general. They're extremely socially and culturally biased, and measure a certain kind of puzzle solving skills.
He take magazine surveys, twitter polls, and online dictionaries to be THE LITERAL TRUTH. The surveys are data collecting your IP address and FB profile; the twitter polls have biased response; and online dictionaries are known to be inaccurate - and, a dictionary definition is different from a law, an argument, a real life situation, and nuance. They
literally mean nothing (see, Greg, I'm speaking your language).
Semiotics was considered top of the line food for thought back in the 70s, but they were focused on the fact that we arbitrarily assigned meaning to words, not bashing everyone over the head to take dictionary definitions are the end all be all. He's just too stupid to process any other thought process. His stupidity would be sad if he wasn't so toxic and harmful.
No. 412142
>>412034>>412050God, this man is so ugly that I'm going to need therapy if I stare at this picture any longer.
>>412069As long as it isn't Jeff, I agree.
No. 412143
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He is still going on about it.
No. 412147
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what did she mean by this?
No. 412151
>>412143I hope he asked permission, cause that is really personal to throw out to everyone.
Also, the whole sperging and bringing up bad, controlling relationships would piss me off if I was vix. Gerg's painting her boyfriend as shitty as possible; that doesn't seem like something a good friend with a mature outlook on life should act.
It reminds me of Ayalla and Billie when Greg called Ayalla a fraud for saying she'd stick with her best friend no matter what and trying to keep Billie away from her.
No. 412152
>>412143he's going this hard for this girl just so they can be ""friends""? sure, grek
plainey better get dem papers ready…
No. 412154
>>412151Of course he didn't. Who would want this shit out in the open? That's like something you tell a close friend.
That said, it reveals that the girl Greg's after is a GREAT candidate for him. History of manipulative relationships, which means easy to manipulate, plus she's apparently loyal given how long she's been with her bf. Greg's in love for sure. Wouldn't be surprised if he left Taylor for this one if the girl dumps her bf.
No. 412169
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No. 412175
>>412169She changed her instagram name or deleted it. Is that guy really her brother? She just really fits Greg's type: young, alt, has a non-typically name. And might be 17.
The anon who said she's 26 didn't post any proof, does anyone have anything?
No. 412178
>>412170>>412171Hmm, maybe if he wrote it up himself, he made it close to Vix's own story so that he could use it to convince her to leave.
>>412174>>412169I KNEW she looked way too young to be 26. Though there are plenty of 20-something deadbeats sitting on discord all day.
No. 412181
>>412178i wonder if he plants fake leaks here. we know for sure sarah and vix has confessed to lurking here. also when vix mentioned the lainey smile analysis in the video on uhohbro, he burst out laughing. he knew what she meant.
they lurk.
No. 412182
>>412151This shit Greg is doing
>>412143 is going to make things far, far worse for her if the BF really is that controlling. You know what controlling dudes hate? When something out of their control happens, like telling people about them. Greg should know this firsthand - he's punished every ex who's had the nerve to speak out.
Greg: this dude is going to punish her to writing those things to you. Thiswill not drive her to you; this will cause her harm.
And of course she's vulnerable to Greg, and of course Greg is chomping at the bit for her: she's had 9 years of training in (what sounds like( an abusive and controlling relationship. She's someone who gives and gives to a needy person. She's like a giant throbbing crack rock to a junkie for Greg: he's dying to have someone give like that to him again, all fresh and new.
If this chick leaves her boyfriend, I'd give Greg's marriage months.
No. 412201
>>412190What's it about this thread that compels people to pollute it with bullshit?
>>412191Oh god, please no. It'd be nice if someone who were actually stable and not an attention whore got involved for once.
No. 412208
>>412134>They're extremely socially and culturally biasedNope, psychometrics have been cleaning up their shit very throughly for past few decades and standardized IQ testing is quite good both at measuring IQ and g nowadays.
Going by his writings and general behaviour Greggels mentally underdeveloped in quite a few areas and his SAT and ASVAB scores probably reflect that. Of course he really thinks he a fucking genius thanks to Quizilla but there's no way he'd land above one SD on a proper IQ test.
>>412193Yeah, a "debate" with Gurg needs somebody dominant enough slap down his spastic behaviour. Such a person would, of course, cause Gurg to spazz out even more.
No. 412213
She definitely does lurk here. I wanna say Geurg is so desperate for some views he's made some girl up and fabricated this whole romance. But I'm not sure, I don't for a second believe anons mentioning her age or her instagram or anything "randomly" posted without caps. It all seems very forced, I'm not sure. Like
>>412147 who cares? It just seems this Vix girl has been shoved into the lolcow limelight and I'm not sure why.
Until there's solid evidence that he's stopped speaking to someone he was grooming then we should drop it. Smeg can't contain personal details about people who escape him, so I'm not honestly sold on this whole romeo & juliet story.
No. 412220
>>412169So this 17 year old girl has been with her boyfriend for 9 years, so since she was… 8?
A very poor quality attempt was made, but I think the general consensus here is that someones messing with us.
No. 412221
>>412145When has he ever not outed a private email? I honestly wonder if there's a dm or email conversation left in his inbox he hasn't mined.
Is there even a point in having a one to one conversation with Greg? You know for a fact that within a week or two he'll have posted skewed segments to twitter.
No. 412227
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>>412220dang, i didn't even notice that…
No. 412239
>>412220>>412227Yeh there's way too much that just doesn't add up if it's meant to be Vix/even real.
1. Anons claiming without proof she is 26
2. Anons posting fake screenshots claiming she is 17.
3. Gurg's e-mail stating she has been in a relationship for 9 years.
4. Anon claiming to have been on discord with Vix & her relationship being 3 years long at most.
5. Vix deleting his number but not unfollowing him on twitter.
6. Vix being pushed on Lolcow as the girl.
It's all very odd, the only reason(s) Vix seems likely is because of Lainey gushing over her & then seemingly unfollowing her, coupled with her girls suck rant etc. Also anons trying to throw us off with photoshopped instagrams etc. Whether it's true or not, it's still milky.
Whatever it is atleast we know they're being somewhat sneakier about who they're trying to bone. Minuscular difference but still.
No. 412241
>>412220I was wondering why her twitter looked brand new… She barely has any followers and is barely following anyone.
Did Gergles make this girl up??
https://twitter.com/ggbbvix>>411864 I reverse image searched this on google and tineye and nothing came up.
Something is weird…
No. 412249
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>>412239hey anon here that posted that screencap, i saw it posted under onision's twitter by another user, i didn't realise it was a fake soz kek
still seemed believable. but also think it should be noted gurg and lamey have made refs to here, prob feeding drama
No. 412251
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>>412213>>412239I looked it up on grugs discord server and she's 26 according to this conversation with some of his other fans
No. 412254
>>412252i think this, that fake screenshot was posted by a new account and it only has two tweets about onision, but anti-onision.
he couldn't give a fuck anymore about his reputation
No. 412259
>>412257his editing skills have always been shite.
but going back to vix being 26.
the email then must be her*
also lainey does seem bothered by her in the livestream
No. 412260
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>>412249You didn't though, you posted that screenshot here before the twitter account tweeted it. Note the timestamps, I forgot to circle them and am lazy.
>>412252I mean after the past few hours on here it's definitely possible that SOMETHING has been orchestrated. I'm not sure how much is real or not, because he really doesn't strike me as smart enough to drum up some kind of romeo and juliet fanfic for views, but also Lainey isn't as upset as normal when he finds new teen puss.
No. 412269
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>>412264>>412264i literally have no idea how that happened because i can prove it, i clipped it via one note because i'm on a chromebook
here is my screenshot, look at the save time, minus my onenote account name lol
No. 412319
>>412304It's pretty damn sad that he's resorted to courting his h8ers for views. How desperate do you have to be?
But this thread just proves time and time again to take every potential new 'drama' with a grain of salt.
>>412315Same, it's probably going to be the last big happening we get out of him before he's gone forever, unless he runs off with another girl first (quite likely)
No. 412320
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Does anybody remember this bullshit?
https://vid.me/8aLL8Onion's got some really twisted views on love/relationships. Now he's contradicting the things he's said with so much conviction in the past. Why does he need a friend when he has Lainey? LOL
Here's the video he references in the "Where is Your Soulmate" video, in case anyone wants to watch it too.
https://vid.me/DiegBI miss the days when Gregma's videos were only a minute or two long. His 10+ minute videos are so painful to watch.
No. 412326
>>412304Him resorting to making up mild drama for haturz doesn't help his views and relevancy. His new videos still get only 20k views kek.
He should do it and divoce Plainey already, I bet the shitstorm is gonna bring him so much views.
No. 412339
>>412293Lol what for? He's not gonna get an acting job outside of YouTube due to his infamy and no big production wants to work with him now. He should've been more "out there" a long time ago.
His "acting skills" only work on his young minions and retarded dedbeats, he won't get far. Sorry Grease.
No. 412342
>>412115lol i just realized he probably forces lamey to use stretch mark cream after her pregnancies.
sage for tinfoil hat.
No. 412346
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Found new (meh) material from his Tumblr acct., he's gonna make a firearms video with Billy and some other dude no1currs about.
Young Gretchen pic-related
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>>412346Side note: I didn't bother posting the Vix dramu with his recent video about it. After with what we just learned, I found it pointless to do so.
No. 412352
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>>412347you can tell they're all posers based on severe lack of
trigger discipline.
it's literally firearms 101, 8 year olds handle guns with more thought. ?
No. 412372
I think you guys are totally mistaken to write off the Vix drama so quickly. If you've watched all his recent videos (I have) she was the only entertaining person on his discord, and the ONLY girl he didn't immediately act super annoyed with/try to get her to shut up. The way he said her name was said with affection, and he even listed her as a friend in one of his tweets a while back. I don't think this is fake at all.
I think all the pouty smoldering selfies on twitter and IG right now are NOT for our benefit or to create drama, as a girl who has been through this, he is 100% trying to win Vix over. He has a Savior complex and is trying to convince her to leave her mean controlling bf to stay friends with him. He admitted he complimented her voice, of COURSE her bf freaked out. I bet he said other inappropriate things too.
As for the facts "not adding up herp derp" well they do. Exclude that ONE crappy fake IG drama post and they add up fine.
1. She is 26 therefore has been with bf since age 17.
2. She followed Lainey and Greg and Lainey unfollowed her after obviously catching onto Greg's feelings.
3. She is a twitch streamer (not a successful one but still thats enough to prove shes not a catfish)
4. Greg making alll this up doesn't make sense when his latest narrative had been how HAPPY he and Lainey are etc etc. I don't think he's trying to create drama, this SCREAMS manipulation to me, but not of us- of Vix.
Lainey should be extremely worried. Greg IS controlling. He didn't magically CHANGE his mindset like he stated in his video lamenting about Vix (he brought up controlling Lainey on twitter) He still IS controlling, but the difference is he no longer cares to control Lainey. He wants her to have the illusion of freedom so that in turn he can get away with more himself. Lainey probably realizes this. Greg even said he'd be HAPPY if he walked in on Lainey and Vix…Greg was trying to lay the ground work for that "trinity" to happen and it all got foiled by Vix's bf.
Let's not let one idiot's fake IG screenshot make us lose sight of the fact that Greg is trying so hard to win this girl over. This is good milk, and I won't let it be diluted by some anon that wanted to take it too far. To that anon, it was just as scummy on Greg's part WITHOUT her being 17. He's still salivating over some girl that's not Lainey! Don't screw this up with fake caps.
No. 412377
>>412372I agree with you almost completely. But, I think the 9 year story is gregs fantasy. I have an alt on the discord and Im 70% sure she has mentioned her bf a few times only. She referenced offhand to having been together for less than half a decade once. Greg makes up stories, chances are hes on purpose trying to paint her bf worse and worse off to become the saviour.
As for the timeline.
>Greg finds a girl who likes anime in his patreons>Suddenly Lainey starts maniacally tweeting about her animuNote, lainey doesnt like anime, this was as farmers before referenced, weird.
>Vix and Greg play/watch anime together, Lainey unfollows Vix>Bit later does her "Fuck Girls" -rant>Onision is now referencing in tweets as Vix as a friend>Vix is creeped out and sets boundary using her boyfriendThe more ive dug, the more it seems theyve known for maximum of two months. Id estimate a month and a week based on tweets and discord logs. Greg wanted this girl to join the Mansion Basement (tm) and she/her bf got alarmed on it.
He said he wanted her in his videos, which means that GREG HAS FORMALLY INVITED THIS GIRL TO JOIN THE THREESOME.
Why do I think this?
Billie got roped in there by the prenotion of getting work and hanging out with Lainey.
This time the prenotion is work and hanging out with Greg.
It matches too well to be a coincidence.
No. 412380
>>412378This. Is. An. Imageboad.
Post a fucking screenshot, don't link stuff. If you don't think it's milky don't fucking post it.
No. 412389
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Am I the only one who feels that Billie just got her reputation cleaned? Its now obvious she was a stupid teen who fell for gregs "friendship" and promises of collab/work and hanging out with friends. He promised her the moon and the sky.
Then it all escalated and she got played, tossed around and abused.
If hes this manipulating and abusive towards a girl he has known for a month, imagine what he must have sent billie.
I feel bad for badmouthing her now, look what hes doing to this girls bf. Imagine what he did to Billies "druggo" family and friends…
No. 412391
>>412372I completely agree with you. Greg is just not that smart to go through all of this just to stir drama. Yeah sure he may pick fights on Twitter to try and rile people up, but I highly doubt he'd go through making a whole other fake person, especially since there is a video with her talking in it.
Greg clearly wanted that poon, and got really buttmad when it was denied to him. Nothing new here.
No. 412406
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"Hahaha my wife watched something that reminded her of when I forced her into a poly relationship and she got upset"
That Greg got Lainey to believe Billie was the cheater - not her husband - is just retarded.
No. 412410
>>412406With Lainey firmly against another "trinity" I don't see Greg's fantasy coming true any time soon.
He's going to have to break up with her. It's just a matter of when.
No. 412412
>>412406HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that show is my guilty pleasure and this "poly couple" he's referring to was just a very insecure girl who saw her boyfriend getting close with an ex, so she decided to allow another girl in the "relationship" to keep him. She ends up going full psycho in front of the whole school I can't wait until they watch this together because it basically slams poly relationships.
No. 412416
>>412407lol? legally an adult = deserving of abuse? you sound like sarah and/or greg, please sort yourself.
>>412406ew! this is why girls don't want to date you lainey. you're just a fuckboi with makeup on.
No. 412433
>>412430lmao ok gatekeeper of abusive relationships, if someone shows you videos of a man who shaved his girlfriend's head and then filmed her breakdown and you chose to still date them don't expect those people to pity you.
>>412431I don't even hate Billie and I've never made a comment about her until now. Lainey and her are fucking stupid for getting with Greg when there is an
abundance of information out there proving he is an abusive piece of shit. If Lainey is not a victim, neither is Billie, that's it.
No. 412448
>>412423If someone told you over and over again not to derail the fucking thread with repetitive shit about Billie, would you ban them?
I WOULD.
>>412406I think it's so cute that they can both be misogynists together. # relationshipgoals
No. 412450
>>412423You forgot the part where the stove is trying to convince you that all that stuff is just rumors created by the haters, and it's not a hot stove, I promise. It's a really cool stove that's going to give you free education and a car.
>>412449>And the time he told Billie he loved her…but as a friend! And the time he gave her an almost nude body massage…but he'd do that for his friends, you guys! He should give Billy the Fridge a full body massage. They seem like good friends.
No. 412453
>>412448that's. not. me.
plenty of people remind everyone Billie wasn't a victim when Lainey does some creepy copying shit. She's still very relevant in their lives, Vix is like a clone of Billie minus the hair dye. So in your logic it's only derailing when people don't see Billie as innocent? Take your boner for her elsewhere.
>>412450People shared the video of Shiloh being abused, so explain to me how video evidence is a rumor. And if he's promising her financial support in exchange for fucking his wife, full body massages, and sex, sounds like prostitution. Maybe don't listen to a fucking stove that regularly burns people, especially when people who have been burned (Shiloh, Adrienne, Skye) have publicly told their side. Stop defending Greg.
No. 412458
>>412453The video of shiloh being abused was uploaded by gerg, in the context of
>Look at how crazy she is and how calm I am! Look at how patient and good I am for dealing with this.]It's called crazymaking and it's a common abusive tactic. If you have no context or Greg's context the video looks like a patient man dealing with a psychotic woman.
No one is defending greg by saying this shit dude, people point it out to demonstrate how his manipulation tactics work despite the mountain of evidence against him. Billy fell for it, yeah, but that's because he chooses his marks very carefully. They're always young enough not to know better and from shitty homes or backgrounds which make them vulnerable.
No. 412464
>>412458>If you have no context or Greg's context the video looks like a patient man dealing with a psychotic woman. No. No it actually really doesn't, she's crying and pleading and he's psychotically cool about it.
I know about abuse tactics thank you, that's why I do not feel bad for her. I don't care how manipulative someone is,
so many people warned her, there are accounts of the women he abused online speaking out, and she consented to various sexual acts
knowingly behind Lainey's back.
Again, if Lainey isn't a victim neither is Billie.
No. 412471
>>412464>No. No it actually really doesn't, she's crying and pleading and he's psychotically cool about it. Well, that's just like, your opinion man. Crazymaking works or abusers wouldn't do it, lots and lots of people took onions side when this video was released. It took a long time and a lot more evidence for people to be convinced he was really the mental one. If you saw it for what it really was immediately then bully for you, but lots and lots of people didn't.
>Again, if Lainey isn't a victim neither is Billie.I'm one of the anons who thinks lainey is mostly a victim, but that doesn't mean I have nothing but pity or sympathy for her. Being an idiot and a victim are not mutually exclusive concepts.
>>412470why is discussing the subject of a thread considered derailing now? all of the old threads are full of shit like this in moments of the lolcow being quiet and it was never considered derailing back then. I don't understand this sudden shift in what it's okay to discuss and talk about on here.
No. 412472
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>feeling better
surejan.gif
Vix must've really rattled the narc huh
No. 412496
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Looks like Lainey's had it with him and Vix.
No. 412503
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>>412372i agree with you except for the
>She is 26 i don't believe it for a second. she looks like a 12 year old emo girl. she's too old to like onision or lainey's content, and like the other anons said, she's too old to be all day online. gif related.
i think she lied about her age and she lied about her long term relationship. I'm not saying that this means she's 17, nah she could easily be Billie's age o something like that.
i mean, how are you going to be almost 30 and still want greg's manchild dick…nah. she dresses like a teenager in high school too… i just don't buy it.
No. 412505
>>412501They're not very smart so maybe they'd find it plausible if that would
trigger Billie but I don't think it's that.
I think Grease lovebombed Grainey today and she needed more of it and finally acknowledged that he'd moved on from giving her the slightest amount of attention in between sperging about muh sadness and muh friendship feels to lovebombing directly lovebombing Vix.
It's interesting he is so intense since it seems he hasn't known her for that long. It's like AJ's descriptions match so well and he only had voicechats with this girl!?
Lainey be
shooketh No. 412511
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>>412507Honestly, I don't think she even looks that young. She's fairly cute and baby faced, but if you look closely at her picture, she's got some lines in her forehead and under her eyes. She looks her age at 26.
Also, has anyone mentioned the fact that she's wearing a very visible ring on her ring finger on her left hand? Promise ring? Engagement ring?
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No. 412517
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Give some chick youve known for less than 2 months the same affectionate names you use on your wife. This harmless friendship seems legit
No. 412520
>>412498Skye is also a weeb, and with Shiloh and Billie's aesthetic…
Frankenwife confirmed.
No. 412540
>>412406Yet she identifies as poly? She didn't like the poly relationship she was in, and clearly doesnt want one, but she still calls herself poly. Wtf is wrong with her?
Lainey is the least trustworthy one. Bitch is full of lies and will allow her husband to berate you/harass you and say nothing against it while pretending she loves you. Also love how she obsesses over girls, but then goes complete opposite when gerg is hitting on girls himself, and blames all girls for that and calls them untrustworthy. YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T TRUSTWORTHY. She dumb as fuck.
>>412496Didn't he tweet this same exact thing before when talking about billie? LOL.
No. 412572
>>412570That's because Billie didnt outright block him during the beggining part of their relationship.
Onision got cockblocked by his new manic pixie girl's bf.
Haha, cuck.
No. 412579
>>412570He's obsessed with her because this is all he has right now. Don't get confused and think he feels especially strong about
her - he feels especially strong about his dwindling career, his lack of attention, his lacklustre marriage, the crying children, the IRS… his manic pixie dream girl is a fantasy escape hatch from all this.
No. 412583
>>412496Good find but.. why did you like and retweet him, anon?
Especially when we know he has people lurking here for him.
>>412579He's also obsessed with her because he is obsessed over EVERYTHING he is denied. He can't stand even being broken up with and has to twist it to "I/we broke up with them" so he can sleep at night.
Also this is really gross and as much as I hate Lainey I hope she makes him sleep on the couch AT THE VERY LEAST.
I know it's shouting into the void to write to her but: Lainey, you know Greg doesn't do "subtle."
Also that girl upthread who was posting snapchats about him was pretty dumb and definitely not debate-quality since she actually thought she could "change" him, and lacked the self control to not indulge him. That's basically a step away from having him buy her an airplane ticket, unfortunately.
No. 412595
>>412590I thought you meant Billie at first and was almost mad, and confused on why you called her thicc.
Then I realized you meant that shrek looking dude he's been hanging around with so much lately. I mean, he's probably a little more feminine than Lainey…
No. 412621
>>412601>>412602hadn't watched that until now, that stream is so awful.
Lainey is clearly pissed off and doesn't want to be there, and Onision just keeps screaming incoherently over other people, and being obviously dismissive of his wife.
Really seems like they can't even keep up the peachy keen happy married couple act on camera any more. More milk is soon to come.
No. 412627
>>412601>At exactly 18:29 she visibly rolls her eyeshas someone reuploaded this vid? i'd like to observe the bitterness
also, adding link to the scheduled Blaire White debate… really hope she can handle him the right way. He needs to be put in his place.
No. 412629
>>412511>>412567She doesn't particularly look her age in pictures but in streams etc she does.
>>412534Can we not point out all of the catfish accounts? It doesn't affect us in the slightest and if it's trolling gureg then let them continue.
>>412626Same boat anon, no idea what plainey used to be like but she was "his biggest fan." So I can only imagine she used to share his humour, what's pretty funny is I'm pretty sure she's admitted she doesn't watch many of his videos now. At least she didn't watch the one of him raping the Andy doll.
No. 412635
>>412627I really hope for some top tier milk at that "debate", not like the Joy stream where she kept trying to please everyone.
Question for farmhands: Are you gonna make a separate "debate"-thread for it, like you did with the Joy Sparkles stream?
No. 412651
>>412372>>412375>>412377>>412378>>412379This is the same person posting. We are not interested in Vix. There is no milk and that story has an end. This is all fake.
Wether you are Sarah or one of Gregma's patreons who are trying to get him more populare/views.. Fuck off
No. 412653
>>412651You're a moron. I am one of those anons and only responsible for TWO of those posts.
Second of which I even stated "samefag here"…
Great expose, genius.
No. 412657
>>412347so if onion is
such good friends with billy the fridge, like he's
such good friends with shane, shouldn't he be making videos about billy's weight too? you know, because theyre
such good friends and he's concerned about his health????
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>>412601>At exactly 18:29 she visibly rolls her eyes in annoyance bc Onion didn't give a crap about what a guy said and instead asked "but what did vix say?Here you go, I made the gif for the keks
No. 412664
>>412662if i can astrologyfag a moment
lainey exhibits a problem many native librans have, we can hold our tongue but not our emotions, libran faces always show their mood, they're said to have several faces a day lol
anyway, greg has his mars in libra. you can sometimes hear him trying to balance his emotions and anger, but he's just so neurotic it gets overshadowed by his messy emotional manipulating self.
he's badly manifesting as a scorpio he needs help kek. lainey will no doubt walk away the winner here
No. 412668
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No. 412669
>>412662make a gif of her physically recoiling from him near the end of the stream when Vix asks lainey when the divorce is and Lainey replies 'yesterday..' and then greg spooks her and invades her space to wind her up after the comment.
they fucking hate each other lol
No. 412672
>>412669there was also a part greg was asking lainey what annoys her about him or whats annoying her now and Vix butts in then lainey speaks over her and says 'Right now'
she hates Vix too
No. 412679
>>412627>>412627Again, some of the anons in here should message Blaire with some screen shots and video craziness
I would, but I'm working and don't have a gurgle folder
No. 412682
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lol nice polls onion
No. 412690
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>>412669girl deserves a better wedding day and husband
No. 412697
>>412690kek, you would think he would have gotten the suit tailored.
>>412664>>412686Morons.
No. 412699
>>412690 lol why is the space prince even in a dress? won't that make "Lainey" feel misgendered?
peep that transphobia tho.
No. 412701
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No. 412703
>>412701I like how he ignores that most of his followers (i.e the ones taking this poll) are:
60% under 18
and almost 50% (41%) say they're older than they are i.e 18+ because otherwise content is ristricted
No. 412709
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>>412690So much of this manlet's height is his big ass head lmao
>>412701This just reminds me of him going from confusing prosecutors/defendants to showing precise knowledge of individual states' age of consent over the course of an hour. All to compare him cheating and almost abandoning his young children to a teenager lying about their age by a few months, mind.
Now who wouldn't want to side with that?
No. 412710
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>>412707Lol now he flip flopped? In this video he says obesity is worse than starving yourself. Before he said starving yourself is worse than obesity when people said why doesnt he make a video against billythefridge? Billy is WAY BIGGER than shane.
No. 412711
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I'll sage this because i'm not sure if it's been posted in past just some more irony on the shane thing.
No. 412712
>>412710can we discuss that in the shane video where he tries to guesstimate his weight, he shortens shane by 2", adds 2+" to his own height, then takes his top off.
can blaire call him out on his height and homophobia in the recent livestreams on his channel
No. 412713
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No. 412721
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>>412601You must remember her maturity level when they started dating. I'm sure that their humor on the same level at that point but Lainy grew up.
Remember this masterpiece she sent him?
No. 412725
>>412723Yeah. Honestly the thing I've noticed is-and I don't want to post comparison pictures because his ex's have already been through enough..if you look at all his ex's, they WERE bright and cheerful and happy when they met just like how Vix is. They were all those cute young and perky types of girls he likes
He gets them and saps the energy out of them until they're just hollow depressed shells of what they used to be. He tried to crush Billie the same way he crushed all the others and it didn't work, she's still happy and cheerful and that's what bothers him about that. and if he got his hands on Vix you better believe he'd slowly start chipping away at her until the light of love for her life slowly left her eyes too.
No. 412728
>>412664hahahaha…does anyone know vix's sign? if she's a taurus i'm gonna lose my mind.
>>412498i feel like after this relationship, lainey's going to have the most pure undiluted hatred of anime. it seems like that's his Code for "I like this girl a lot more than my wife"
No. 412739
>>412728Good.
I do not want this plain bitch to try her hand at cosplay.
No. 412740
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>>412728>i feel like after this relationship, lainey's going to have the most pure undiluted hatred of anime. it seems like that's his Code for "I like this girl a lot more than my wife"hahah yeah, I remember when Onion used anime as a "I wanna fuck Billie" codeword.
No. 412742
>>412741Onion interrupting Blaire while she is talking.
Drunk in 5 mins
No. 412743
>>412740I dont even understand his weird obsession with girls who like anime. He doesn't even watch anime that much. He only watched anime with billie, and since then, never mentions shit again besides Death Note which is a million years old. Is it just that he thinks girls who like anime are quirky and weird or some shit? Or does he just want the opposite of lameo since she doesnt like it and shes boring as fuck.
>>412741Every time onion says "facts". Every time onion pulls out a dictionary definition. Good luck.
No. 412746
>>412733she seems short and fat, prob loads of water aspects
>>412731earth signs usually short and stocky with good hair, he has a type. then he likes to shave that quality hair and pretend he's towering over another male for once
No. 412749
>>412737there have been 4 posts about astrology in this whole thread. you're such a gemini.
>>412741take a shot of whatever you're drinking every time he brings the facts
make a mixed drink at some point and finish it off when he gets frustrated and lainey takes his place
>>412746i don't know onion's venus sign or anything but just based on who he is i think an aquarius would be dangerous for him. they're very….quirky lmao
No. 412750
>>412747yeah aquarius is air, water aspects would be the water signs, i'm saying for an aquarius she doesn't seem very tall and angular looking
i could do your natal chart and your mind would be blown fagfag
No. 412752
>>412749i'm dom aqua, libra, sag i'm the real truth seeker out here, not greg lol, prob why i can see thru his bs.
sage for keks
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 412759
>>412754hahahahhahahaha! sorry
>>412753your powder's not charged enough, greg's spirit horizon is pretty stagnant (;
>>412662not even just lainey's face, look at that infatuated smile he has. it must be weird having record of your husband falling in love with everyone except you.
No. 412763
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>>412754ha git wrecked scrubs
Looks like Gag is on a spree of killing off his cringy characters.
No. 412768
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here it is, the onision debate drinking game.
feel free to join in
No. 412769
>>412768Sudden Death Mode:
If Vix/Luxy/Billie show up, take a bong hit.
No. 412770
>>412768Do you wanna kill us, anon?
>>412769A++
No. 412773
>>412768This will make Amerifags blind drunk in the middle of the afternoon.
Maybe we can get high / take a hit every time? As a double fuck you to "straight edge King Gregory" [barf]
No. 412787
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Laineybot dyed her hair pink. It's boring as hell, but I did notice all the times she said she wanted to die/kill herself. I know she says this because she's a trendy tumblr meme-girl, but seriously - she is so void of any personality that it amazes me.
Also, imagine being a toddler, hearing your mom say she wants to die or kill herself 15 times a day. Fun times.
No. 412791
>>412788Bitch even went to a salon to get it bleached, the dye didn't take well to her piss yellow hair, so they had to go over it twice. apparently it's fading really unevenly, too.
She says she wants to kill herself 4 times by the 2:40 mark, jfc.
No. 412792
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No. 412793
>>412792Oh man I am living for this.
Does anyone know if they'll have a mod?
No. 412794
>>412791tf salon did she go to, supercuts? i just can't believe it looks that bad already.
is 4 times in 2 minutes really enough? she needs all the edgy-desu uwu points she can get.
No. 412798
>>412768i've no booze on me but i do have weed and a bong lol
thanks for the entertainment tonight greg
No. 412800
>>412787i like lainey enough that i'm not going to attack her in a way that would be detrimental to her channel.
i think in order to take out greg,lainey needs to be king
No. 412802
>>412707I finally watched the video and…
This fucker just accused Shane of promoting obesity! And to add insult to injury, on his fucking birthday!
>>412763Oh yeah Greg, you are sooo sexy! I wish I was locked in your basement too daddy! Fat fuck
No. 412805
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>>412787I can't believe that a professional did this. It's horrible and nothing like the picture she showed in the stream? Iirc she wanted a platinum pink with a pink/ purple undertone. Yikes.
And Onions logic is impressing me every single time, it's just hilariously stupid
No. 412806
>>412787This woman is a mother of two kids. Even worse is looking at onion and realizing hes the father of two kids and all he can do is make butt rape jokes and attack people online for attention. Whats the chances their kids wont become fucked up?
Also like how she said she wanted pink hair after seeing a pic of a cute girl with pink hair. Who was the girl? Billie? LOL.
>>412800Lol. no. Lainey wont be the one taking out gerg. Gerg will dump her for a new girl and she will be crying about it wanting him back and will go crawling back if things dont work out with his new girl. Shes self-admitted pathetic.
No. 412807
>>412803hairdresser's can be hit or mix, i use to work in one and i damn prefer the results i get with a box dye, heat and conditioner
if she leaves conditioner in her hair it will lighten, same to anyone who hates the loudness of any new colour, put conditioner in
No. 412808
>>412805atheists are such bores, their whole identity is based on the rejection of some other individuals beliefs. #getalife
what would an atheist even believe in if there were no god? or would they just be dull clones doing whatever their government or propaganda told them
No. 412810
>>412806gurg's never had kids before involved in a marriage.
skye has been taking his earnings for a few years now, imagine what lainey could take and she's also chalking up her own following and her fans already outright hate on greg, he couldn't scare her off the net like skye!
No. 412811
>>412808Well, the loudest people tend to be the most idiotic ones. There's dumb atheists and christians and normal ones that don't complain about shit all the time online. I'm not Christian but Greg's logic is so flawed.
Agree with
>>412809 though.
>>412810His alimony payments end next month, right? Would be a good time for Lainey to divorce him, kek.
No. 412812
>>412802Yet hes friends with billythefridge? Wheres the video on how billythefridge is promoting obesity? His name is literally billy. the. fridge.
Oh that's right. Shane has ten mill subscribers so of course he will go after shane who is just chubby over the morbidly obese billy since that gives him attention. He also wants to act like hes so much better than shane by showing off his ugly body.
Shane has ten mill subscribers, has a successful channel and side projects like his podcast and books, has a fun and loving boyfriend who he can make videos together with and they dont look like they hate each other, has a great group of friends/youtubers he can also make videos with and hang out with. Meanwhile onion has everything opposite of that. Oh but shane is a little chubby, so that's what matters in life!!!!
>>412810If she turns her uselessness into anger against onion, then maybe. I feel like she will be a doormat in divorce as well and just wallow in self-pity and hate whoever he replaces her with instead of being angry at him in hopes she can get him back.
No. 412813
>>412811>>412812lainey and her dad need to lawyer up and take this cuck for his money, force him to also get a real job on account that lainey can't work atm cause he's fucked up her psyche and caused ptsd most likely.
lainey seems way more normal. she can go out in public and appear rather confident whilst saying she wants to kill herself (i found her endearing in the pokemon go hunt video altho all that cussing). she's also a mother and i bet she does the majority for those kids, she'll have the natural instinct to actually go out and support her kids and be able to do normal things for them.
greg has already proven he is eager to give up the responsibility of having kids. it's to hard to cater for the kids on the internet at the same time, the kid$$$$ that matter
No. 412823
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>>412816Yeah, but an American biscuit is pic related. It's greasy/savory, and nothing like a cookie. Lainey probably meant "chocolate biscuit" as a euphemism for feces, since she was 17 and that probably struck her as funny.
No. 412833
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He sounds very upset
No. 412882
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Debate summary so far
No. 413220
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Lainey might be getting a binder apparently
No. 413236
The livestream is over and archived on YouTube. Apparently Joy will go live next to talk about it. Please feel free to use the debate thread for that too.
>>>/pt/412863If anyone wants to summarize the debate for other farmers who don't want to watch, we would appreciate it.
No. 413246
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he loves blaire now
No. 413265
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>>413256ye his face is unsettling
No. 413282
>>413263he also admitted he dated an underdeveloped 19 yr old, so he's cool dating above his preferred type as long as they are immature
but then he will also date a minor that is mature, like lainey. lol
No. 413321
>>413318Flirtatious?
To me it looks like he's gonna stab his wife and kids.
No. 413402
>>413338I honestly don't think he was being nice at all, I genuinely think he was attempting to
appear docile/calm just to gauge her reaction. In previous debates he hasn't done that, he was disrespectful, and he knows Blaire is going to be different so he's testing a new approach.
He's manipulative as shit but not very smart. He found out fast she wasn't going to take his shit so he tried to win her over, after the debate he probably went into a huge narc rage after trying to suppress his emotions for so long.
He's a timebomb lmao
No. 413411
>>413402I definitely agree his attitude towards Blaire (and really anyone else he debates) is usually really calm and collected (in appearance of course)
It worked for him again here in the sense that Blaire was being overly passionate and angry and in contrast it just made him seem a lot more collected (but in reality whenever he talked, everything was horse shit)
No. 413425
>>413411onision does not look good in this if your brain can retain facts.
blaire adds comedy by drinking doing this, we knew he would talk in circles, i faded a few times, i came back to life at the collect thing then he ducked out
No. 413441
>>413437That part was fucking weird.
He said he had screenshots of some YouTube-stuff he wanted to send to Blaire, she said "feel free" dripping with sarcasm because she wanted to move on from the subject, and he got all coy and asked
>"b..but.. do you want me to?"what the fuck, man.
>>413440Which video is this?
No. 413443
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>>413441Look at the order of the tweets and then how he was at the debate.
No. 413476
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>>413441>Which video is this?https://vid.me/sq0MGIt's some bullshit follow-up "comedy" piece to his "I want to be skinny" video. He still doesn't understand self injury in this one.
No. 413478
>>413443Samefag from
>>413476, I guess this is a different video. The one he edited and whined about before the debate won't be on youtube until tomorrow though.
No. 413487
>>413476y'all im paused at 1:35 trying to understand this, but are his characters autiobiographical that ma looks like his crazy ma, the fat guy is shane dawson right?
anyway, is he burning a massive elmo? is that his kids? are they a witness to this?
No. 413493
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Lainey gonna' start mashing down the udders soon when she's finished up nursing. The only thing keeping her from going full blown fuckboi sterotype lesbian is her kids.
No. 413495
>>413493>flowers and lace and sparkles Because that's what men like to wear
Her kids would have been better off living with relatives or sent to a boarding school. At least they'd get more attention there.
No. 413500
>>413493I don't think she would actually do it. In my opinion it seems to just be attention-whoring. She can make all these comments to SEEM trans without the commitment of actually BEING trans.
Taylor Elaine Anderson / Avaroe aka Laineybot is the very definition of a "transtrender."
She wouldn't do it because she knows it would make her even LESS appealing to Greg. She is accidentally going in the wrong direction with this whole "gay" facade. She knows it gets her more affection from Greg, so she plays it up. What she doesn't understand is that Greg's not really into gay chicks and he's DEFINITELY not into her being trans, he just wants to have sex with "her" girlfriends and watch her makeout with girls bc that's his fetish. But Lainey has latched onto this new avenue to A) make new friends and feel like she "belongs" to something. and B) to please Daddy Greg by being oh so edgy and different.
No. 413517
>>413500Absolutely nothing about her is trans aside from her saying she gets to choose what she identifies as. Transtrenders piss me off. Trans people have no choice but to identify as trans in order to live as the opposite gender they actually feel, and they want to be identified as the opposite gender. These people who decide they just want to go against social norms and identify as nonbinary/agender and lump themselves with trans people are so stupid and it undermines actual trans issues.
Nothing in the way she acts or presents herself screams anything but "girl" besides her own insistent demands to be called a guy or agender. She just had a short haircut. And now she is growing it out, dying it pink, wearing a ton of makeup, and she dresses in girl clothes regularly. So wtf does she need to be agender? Just be a girl who likes guy shit sometimes like every other girl on the planet. Girls who are 100% girly girl all the time are fucking rare.
Yet she lumps herself as trans alongside people like Blaire who are clearly presenting as the opposite gender, taking hormones, and planning to have surgeries. Really lameo, you're issues are the same as people like that? Uh huh sure. Go buy some binders you wear once for a picture or for one day and toss aside because its uncomfortable. Shes a joke. She acts like she faces the same transphobia others face because people on the internet don't believe her or "respect her pronouns". Other people ACTUALLY deal with transphobia by just existing, walking outside, and not bringing attention to the fact they are trans, even getting killed for it. It is just based on how they look. Has she ONCE ever had to deal with that? No.
No. 413533
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and he's back to missing his totally platonic 'friend' ……
No. 413541
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>>413533And then goes right to love bombing his "spouse"
No. 413543
>>413535>What would be the best way to debate Onision? In text, I guess. No one gets to talk over the other and you could address everything point by point.
On video he usually semi slips into his Emo Charlie character, to appear calm and collected. Regardless of how calm the other person is, they're not going to get anywhere.
No. 413544
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>>413541>>"Your relationship is so beautiful"HOW. He's constantly thirsting after other women, and putting Taylor down / interrupting her in between love bombing her.
No. 413551
>>413533This is a 30 year old man acting like a middle schooler who lost a friend and going on about how he cant relate to most people.
>>413541This is just how he did it when he was obsessing over billie. Lameo is either dumb as all hell or in deep denial if she doesn't see how much he likes other girls more than her and he only keeps her around because shes convenient and hasnt found a replacement yet.
No. 413560
>>413535>>>What would be the best way to debate Onision? For one (and I think this is a big one), an actual EXPERIENCED debate moderator. Not a "Youtube friend who's volunteered to mod". If I was debating him seriously and cared about quality, I'd hire someone. This would prevent him from de-railing things, going back to topics already covered, personal attacks/manipulation and doing his typical slimy stuff. It's impossible for an actual debate to happen when the two people are constantly interrupting each other which destroys everything.
Additionally, having some pre-determined topics you'll cover and actually researching and having the info and "proof" available at your fingertips to throw right back at him.
No. 413563
>>413560Timed periods in which to respond to the questions posed by the moderator would go a long way towards helping. Just cutting Greg off and having the other person respond in their time slot, and having the questions not determined by him (can't either change the subject, or keep going round in circles on one topic) would make things better.
But really, it's best just to let him die off without attention.
No. 413564
>>413560Lol greg would just interrupt the moderator as well. I thought Blaire did a decent job of shushing him. She obviously also had a list of things she wanted to talk about but he kept always bringing it back to the first topic regardless about what she wanted to say. You can't have a real mature debate with a man who acts like a child. She treated him like the child he is. Definitely would not PAY someone to debate greg. Waste of money.
Also anyone thinking greg won or looked better because he was "calm" is a moron. He goes by that logic himself that if he appears calm and talks in a monotone voice then he wins!!!! Even when hes saying the dumbest shit and nothing of substance. If you pay attention to what was said, blaire actually made good points. Who cares if she insulted him and made jokes? It's youtube and its for entertainment. This isn't some presidential debate and nothing happens after these debates. People take this shit too seriously. No one should debate him or pay him any attention.
No. 413565
>>413553>theyanon plz.
>>413560Where do you even find a professional moderator to hire? Though pretty much anybody who isn't a youtube attention whore, ridiculously invested in Onision drama, and/or unhinged should be able to do it far better than it's been done before.
No. 413597
>>413595Google
"Onision forum archive"
click on the first link
then you will see seperate shots of the archive
scroll down and click on the ones that say
"Have Onision Rate you 1-10"
"Body Image" (this one is awful)
"What does lainey think of your body" (This one at the bottom has one that could send Onision to jail, this is the worst one and is pretty much child pornographhy)
I am puking right now of what a pedophile shit show he is. I'm actually sending these screenshots to the FBI. Because this is CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!!!!
You can see why these people are calling him a fucking pedophile, BECAUSE HE IS!
No. 413607
>>413591>>413590>>413583Neither of Gerg's parents were convicted of pedophilia or inappropriate sexual conduct that anyone has found or that Gerg admitted. Gerg's mom told him that his father was a pedo and rapist of a mother and her child, and Gerg later asked one of the alleged victims about it. Gerg said the alleged victim was silent or evaded directly answering the question, which was all the proof Onion needed to believe his mother was telling the truth.
Onion admitted that his mom gave him topless body massages because she's a licensed masseuse, and he alluded to getting a boner during it at least once.
That is the extent of the creepiness. When mentioning his father's conduct, he references them as "allegedly" occurring because stating them as factual would be slanderous because there's no legal backup.
No. 413629
>>413609Thanks for doing this, it probably won't go anywhere (anons have submitted tips before), but if the image is as bad as you said, that might get him into trouble.
>>413610If you see anything that looks illegal or borderline illegal, report it.
No. 413632
>>413614If Taylor left the state, it might be Greg's chance to spend some time with a different girl. He might be happy to get away from her at this point.
>>413618She's about as bi as a high school girl and is comfortable doing nothing with her life; if she gets dumped she'll probably try to find another guy to support her lazy lifestyle.
No. 413634
>>413618Fucking praying Lainey actually grows a pair and leaves Greg herself. I mean even if he leaves her he would be doing her the biggest favor of her life. I believe she would be able to live happily without him and he would continue on this ridiculous downward spiral, no one would want to be with him after this he's done.
Also if Joy is ~all about the kids~ why doesn't she do something productive like have all her minions report Onion's pedophile archive to the FBI too? She has a 60k reach - for that matter, why didn't Blaire tell anyone to tell the FBI? These people spend all their time bitching about someone being a threat, and then when there's legitimate proof for them being a pedophile, they do nothing.
No. 413642
>>413636I was surprised it wasn't longer lol
Its going to be so much worse for those kids because Brainey has a psychology background, they'll see her as an authority on things like sexuality and end up dating 15 anteaters
No. 413650
>>413637Wouldn't her family just support her at this point? Her family is likely super well off if her dad's a lawyer, I can't honestly see her having to struggle at any point financially. If she's staying for the attention, she's absolutely stupid if she doesn't think she would get
more positive attention if she actually left and protected her children.
So many other anons have said it, but once their son/daughter has friends over that are young teenagers, Lainey will be beyond invisible. I doubt it'll last that long, but if she thinks she's mad about Greg's "friend" wait until he's sperging about their children's friends.
No. 413662
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>>413651So could the reason we find Onion's face so creepy be some kind of neurological pedo face detection system?
No. 413663
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It's not just when he smiles.
No. 413667
>>413662Yeah, it's an interesting comparison to draw.
>forehead dent>oversized head>caveman brow>messed up teeth, idk about his palette though obv.>attached earlobesAnyone know if he's right or left handed?
This article has some interesting tidbits as well
http://www.thedailybeast.com/what-science-reveals-about-pedophilia No. 413673
>>413667Okay, I don't like this guy, but this is a fucking stretch.
Forehead dent? His forehead looks normal.
Oversized head? Well maybe
Caveman brow? Yeah, a bit.
Messed up teeth??? His teeth are the same amount of messed up as a lot of people who didn't get them corrected with braces.
Attached earlobes? Is there fucking proof of this or are you just assuming to fit the criterion?
No. 413679
>>413676His forum says other wise, littered with prepubescent and under developed bodies in his self made "rating" threads and "lainey rates your body" threads. With barely visible pussy slits showing of 13 year old girls.
Get the fuck out you shill. He is definately a disgusting fuck, he let Sarah move in with them, who the fuck lets a strangers kid come live with them. A stranger very young teen from another area………..let them live with them.
No. 413682
I'm the same anon here
>>413667, just want to clarify that I think he's an ephebophile, or possibly hebephile. So no, he's not a "pedophile" in the sense that he's attracted to prepubescent children. That doesn't make what he's doing any less heinous.
No. 413683
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lainey's old reddit posts that she deleted but saved
thought it was interesting how she regrets having kids with greg and marrying at 18
No. 413688
>>413637I want her to actually date a lesbian girl and she will realize real quick she isn't actually into girls. Not this petty only kissing nothing really physical bullshit she had with billie. I think she totally believes she is into girls because she finds girls pretty just like how she totally believes shes poly just because she has "crushes" on many people and how she believes shes nonbinary because she was misogynistic as a kid.
Shes running to the "girlfriend" idea because she wants to be loved and have someone who will be compassionate with her but doesn't want to leave greg so the only way to get it is through a girlfriend that he allows, so it'd be better for her IF she was into girls, which is why she loves the idea. In practice, i feel like shes not actually into girls and just wants an "emotional" relationship.
>>413650But then she will have to go back to her awful home!!! Where her dad cares about her enough to not want her with an abusive psycho that he tried to keep her from leaving and give her good financial advice when she was thinking of divorce! That awful person! And her family totally doesn't understand her gay nonbinary way that will be awful!!! But they actually already know about it and still care and love her, they just don't acknowledge it, but she still wouldn't mind clinging onto ash in front of her parents! Worst house ever to live in!!!
No. 413689
>>413682His flip out about Jacquelyn's boob job given how flat she was before suggests that he does possibly like bodies that lack secondary sexual features, as a child's body.
It's a pointless argument anyway, and it's disgusting that so many in the internet want to do backflips making the distinction and acting like ephebophiles/hebephiles are somehow less bad than pedophiles.
The problem with either group isn't which visual characteristics of their victims turn them on inside their heads. It's their actions, which are the same in either case: predating on vulnerable and easily controlled members of society. It's morally equivalent.
Splitting hairs about it because of the dictionary definitions of words is straight up Onion obfuscation tactics. Stop it.
No. 413694
>>413689Can we just highlight his pure ignorance in the fact that he rants and raves about how disgusting boob jobs are but is an advocate for trans culture?? WHAT THE FUCK DO TRANS WOMEN GET IN THEIR CHESTS??? Breast implants.
He is filled with so many loopholes it makes me roll my eyes so hard.
No. 413696
>>413676I think he likes the mindset of high-school aged girls best, especially if they are some quirky goth/alternative into anime weird/fun shit and his terrible juvenile humor. He doesn't like older woman who have a mature mindset/career, etc. That's why even if vix was 26, i could see him being into her just because she has the juvenile mindset/humor. I don't think he likes little children, but he thinks its fine once they hit puberty even if they are underage.
>>413692No shit. No one said they didnt have their threesomes. She self-admitted she was not very physical with billie (said i can count on one hand the amount of times i was physical with her), but greg was really physical with her. And that her and billie's relationship was mostly emotional, not physical. Billie was not even into her, and lainey wasn't into billie. It was all for greg. If you think they were actually some lesbian love duo, you're naive as fuck.
No. 413700
>>413696Hell fucking no i dont think that Billie was anything other then Greg's personal dick sucker.
I bet Lainey is not very physical with Greg either.
No. 413708
>>413700That's not what Gurg says and it seems like it's up to him.
Saying no is a turn off that would result in insufferable sulking.
No. 413725
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In her latest video Trish said she likes Mikenactor because he makes good videos about 'a youtuber' she doesn't like, I think we all know who she's talking about. I bet it's killing her to not speak out about this Shane stuff he's been dropping lately. She doesn't stray away from drama usually so I assume she's trying to protect Shane and not bring attention to gerg's video.
No. 413737
>>413694
>WHAT THE FUCK DO TRANS WOMEN GET IN THEIR CHESTS??? Breast implants.Depending on your genes, you can get some breast growth from just taking estrogen.
>>413725no youtuber likes drama with gerg, because he plays dirty. he's a psycho. he always overdoes his insults and the more subs a person has, the more videos he makes about them
No. 413740
>>413533Okay wow, I totallly use stills from The Notebook (one of the most romantic movies of all time) to refer to my platonic friends alll the time. /s
Lainey is choosing to be blind to this at this point. I'd be willing to bet Vix and Greg have referenced The Notebook in their private texts or something. (I would kill to read those despite how "tame" Doormat found them) Douchey guys always reference the notebook when trying to win over a new girl. Kinda wish Vix would come back, cause she had the potential to emotionally wreck Onion.
No. 413748
>>412691before she was brainwashed
honestly, when I saw her before greg pics she seemed like any other normal girl, so of course when her dream husbando she fangirled over messaged her she submitted like a dog, just to find out hes a cult member that will get her pregnant the second he finds her and force her into relationships and to groom other teens, all the while trying to paint what they're doing as some normal trendy tumblr shit
younger her, was dumb but didn't deserve it, her now, is still dumb but she deserves it because she can easily leave him, get ACTUAL therapy and help the kids
does she have a job? did she even finish high school + at least go to trade school or college?
at least billie was a little ambitious
No. 413749
>>413688anyone familiar with "Self induced depression"? basically, I believe thats the same concept for what happens with lainey and the other girls in gregs cult
lainey will take small things in her mind such as finding females attractives and think "oh god I'm bisexual lesbian pan boy" or whatever she is this week, along with other things she claims to be, along with sarah
they all seem like complete basket cases, and they need help, which they won't find from the lexapro section of the drug store or telling their therapist what they THINK they feel, which is why so many teens who have no real problems end up getting diagnosed with major depression, they will take something small, but stretch it and act depressed, especially if they're familiar with the signs of depression, they will act out on it and subconsciously believe they're depressed
its hard to explain without sounding crazy, but once you get a good idea on it, you understand how many people are like it
sage for ot
No. 413750
>>413694he also use to fap to girls with tit jobs on uhohbro
people from /ot/ talked about his hypocrisy a lot on the plastic surgery fraud thread
>>>/ot/196187 No. 413756
>>413725I love Trisha throwing this prime rib shade. Extending her reach to a 11k youtuber and channeling her petty through his videos.
Trisha I love you for this, its the ideal way to
trigger Greg. Not mentioning him AND still fucking with him bad.
No. 413758
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No. 413760
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>>413758Young Gerard, absolutely not. Gerard now? I suppose they have similar receding hairlines and doughy looking dadbods…?
No. 413764
>>413760Sage for rage but Gerard Way will always be attractive, even with his dadbod and shit.
His personality and kindness is also what makes him even better than gregma so pls no bully Gerard.
No. 413765
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>>413760oh shit gerard changed so much since i stopped paying attention to him when i quit being a fangirl in 2005.
Yeah greg looking NOTHING like Gerard Way during the peak of MCR. Gerard had a cute face, while greg has the face of a creep that looks at teen girls and fantasizes about chaining them in his basement.
No. 413776
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>>413765>>413760I went the extra mile to compare gerg and gerard (sorry)
turns out F A X are not on his side
No. 413780
https://vid.me/sqYxGWhat Causes Eating Disorders? (Anorexia, Bulimia & Obesity)
Leave it to Onion to irritate me in under 2 minutes of a video.
No. 413783
>>413776they have full eyebrows and long dark boy hair, that's it.
greg looks like a neanderthal that drinks period blood. he's pron related to vlad the impaler
No. 413786
>>413778Yeah expecting these celebrities to look pretty forever only produces monstrosities like Onion.
And no I don't mean to imply you're a celebrity, Greg.
No. 413787
>>413778Yeah expecting these celebrities to look pretty forever only produces monstrosities like Onion.
And no I don't mean to imply you're a celebrity, Greg.
No. 413789
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The dislike war continues, while people cry about how they supposedly seem to know all of their youtubers eating habits.
"He just wants to help Shane get healthy."
It's sad.
No. 413795
>>413597those forums are creepy as fuck, i understand young girls can be stupid as fuck and post provocative photos where they think they will remain confidential + only to the recipient and those participating but i'm sure few if not most will feel regret or shame for doing so.
the young girl that wanted her photo removed from the video, it probably hit home how not ok this behaviour is. a low active forum probably doesn't feel so scandalous.
I shudder to think what photos the mods refer to have deleting that were inappropriate.
/feminism but i think society actively needs to move away from behaviours that are damaging to self esteem, the sheer fact that onision is being 'critical' of young girls bodies in whatever guise he pretends, he poses a huge issue in internet culture and the toxic society of viewing people at face value only.
he IS a bad person. he can't handle criticism about himself, he should not be dishing it out
plus he's UGLIE
No. 413796
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Look at that downway spiral
No. 413800
>>413799fuck i always imagined the mods being teen girls or girls in their 20s.
i don't like the idea of older guys being silent mods in the background over a site with posts dominated by young girls.
i bet the girls posting themselves are oblivious to who they are interacting with, they prob just think it's the one shot they have of getting greg's attention.
creep af, and clearly attracts other older viewers
No. 413802
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>>412828Funny comment on the Blaire debate video that captures gerg's "debate tactics" well
No. 413803
>>413800I don't mind guys with his mindset being involved with mods, he seems more mature and less pedophilic about it, and he spoke out about onision being a pedo
I'm more worried about the grown men going to onisions videos and seeing these kids without clothes and onision going "but but they asked!!!! it's what you would see at a swimming pool I never told them to"
I also remember similar arguments were being used for when webcam video @ whatever time came out, people just tried to understate it "oh well there's no body parts exposed you see more at a swimming pool" type shit, and completely ignore the fact these children are being sexualized, having attention drawn to the "Attractiveness" of their body and have disgusting grown "men" gawk at them
No. 413805
>>413803swimming pool in my areas use to have galleries where members of the public could sit, or yknow friends and family members, they're mostly all gone now or restricted that you have to pay to get into the pool area.
it is creepy to lurk at pools my god, people get arrested for having cameras in changing rooms. such a redundant argument
No. 413818
>>413802Golden.
I do hope that if anyone debates him again, it's someone who's lurked enough to slap him with his own contradictions. Blair missed a huge oppourtunity with the rape/andy situation.
No. 413821
>>413820think the point is his mindless fans claim blaire lost because of her interrupting and muting him, when by these stats she gave him ample opportunities to be civil and have a back and forth.
the 'greg(s)' where mostly her trying to get his focus back
No. 413826
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Can Onion handle crowders base? We shall see maybe.
No. 413827
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bunch of virgins
No. 413829
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>>413826crowder is a science denying cherrypicking asshole but when it comes to onision, sure, bring him on. trash deserves to be picked apart by other trash.
No. 413847
>>413829i unironically find him funny because of how people that hate him react to him. i look forward to the commotion this will hopefully bring.
>>413802 incredible. so accurate.
>>413795 i kinda agree about society needing to move away from these damaging things but it would be so hard to implement. its a consequence of the internet existing, kids are kinda dumb and have to learn from their mistakes/their parents did a bad job (like mine)
No. 413858
>>412347As someone who goes shooting with the bf every weekend, this
triggers me. Onion should at least be vaguely familiar with
trigger discipline from being in the military. Overgrown edgelords.
No. 413862
>>413847i think everyone hides stuff from their parents, and your parents hid stuff from theirs, that's normal.
i think tho when u have a guy like greg on a kid friendly website, making content for a younger audience and there being complaints about his conduct it's alarming.
No. 413868
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i'm frustrated
No. 413869
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No. 413871
>>413683you know it's fake because lainey doesn't clean or do shit besides tweet
(they hired a sitter to help her lazy ass)
No. 413879
>>413869"I was joking when I vehemently called tall women disgusting, repeatedly, as people told me it was judgmental and really hurtful. They said I should call it a preference and I told them to fuck off."
This volte face makes me think he's trying to impress someone; he's apologized for his actions (audience ago and now comments) two days in a row. Does he think he'll win Vix by playing humble?
No. 413891
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No. 413896
>>413867this is true, sage for Ot
I knew a girl with b cups and she was super skinny and tiny, I also knew a girl with Ds but the girls Bs looked bigger than the girl with Ds because of the ratio, the b cups seem to spread out more? if that makes sense but didn't poke out much
No. 413903
>>413871this is what happens when girls who are too young get sucked into onions cult to have a baby
but shes a fucking idiot for thinking she's the best mommy in the world, but only when she breastfeeds, not to change the topic to boobgate but her behavior is pretty much
lainey when breastfeeding: "oh I'm the best mom of the year #breastfeedingmommy #proudboobnazi "
lainey when she isn't breastfeeding: -hands baby to nanny- bye baby mommy needs to mess around with teenagers and pretend to be a space prince on the internet
No. 413915
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Such a narc perspective. It's not fair to them when someone suicides because then they don't exist to reflect the narc. "Let us keep them" is so possessive.
No. 413917
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Keep reaching. Also a narc: thinks everyone is just like them, and is out to prove it.
Greg: your audience is made up of children who want to like whatever you like. You like daddy kinks? They like daddy kinks so sempai will perhaps notice them. The vast majority of them are under 18 (and many under 13), they have NO idea what they like.
No. 413935
>>413927he's involved with a community that has shit tons of connections to pedophilia and his wife is involved with communities that have shit tons of connections to pedophilia (boob nazis and fakeboi side of tumblr)
all while continuing to hang out with underage girls, keep a catch of places with low ages of consent, and having an online forum with tons of underage girls sending him pics in their panties for him to judge and him not doing much about it, plus haven't they been caught grooming teens?
why the fuck does he keep getting away with this shit and not being investigated?
No. 413954
>>413597Had a browse through some of these and these kids aren't even lying about their age. Most seem to be around 15 and they include that in their posts.
I can't believe he actually has the gall to try and defend himself when they
openly state they are underage. I've no proof that he has used any of these images of confirmed children in videos BUT he publically shared images of girls whose age he could not confirm (he said so in the Blaire White debate) which is dodgy af and he certainly didn't take any images of confirmed children down from his website (as the archive shows).
I'm not new, I've known that this has been going on for a long, long time but it's really surprising to me how open all these girls were with their ages and he still somehow believes that's okay. How is it that the authorities still have done absolutely nothing about this with all the evidence we have collected?
No. 413955
>>413868She never said that? He said he liked underdeveloped woman LOL. Women who are developed with small hips and boobs are still developed women. Hes a moron and is writing shit to himself again.
>>413869Lol, sure. It's not like he said one comment in passing. He tweeted about it for days, saying it over and over. His "sorry" is such bullshit.
No. 413963
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>>413819He tweeted this about an hour or so ago. If I weren't so disgusted by his face I'd go through his video about Blaire to see how many times he calls her a cunt. Also kek at this uppity bitch thinking being sober = winning. As if being slightly tipsy takes away from anything Blaire said.
No. 413975
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This man can clearly not get over billie. She has been posting flower pics on both her instagrams. Now he posted this.
No. 413977
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>>413975Just a few days ago.
No. 413983
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>>413869His only fans are naive people with short term memory because he just tweeted this a few days ago.
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>>413869I love how he phased this as though it was a one off comment that he realises now was out of turn. Anyone else remember peeping his vitriolic fervently transphobic rant on Twitter? Ah, seems like it was only yesterday… oh, wait, it was only 30 days ago.
No. 414004
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>>413997>>413999Oh my bad, you're right. I saw it in a reply to his tweet, and i remembered seeing the tweet earlier (forgot the exact wording) so i didn't bother to find the original one. Here is the actual tweet.
No. 414010
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>>414004found this one as well. Seems like someone's pointing out his hypocrisy
No. 414022
>>413915Oh my fucking god, you raging hypocrite. Why am I even surprised, kek, this is Gergles. Of course he can find new ways to make you facepalm even after all of these years - it's not hypocrisy, it's him "growing and changing his mind." Fuck off.
Sage for rage.
No. 414030
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>>413915Pay your respects, Onion.
No. 414062
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>>414030Omg now I remeber who he reminds me of, since I was reminded of something after someone said he looked like a caveman
Sage for no milk but the resemblance is uncanny
No. 414095
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Holy hell
No. 414117
>>414114does he wear mascara? it looks disgusting
i bet after a long day his face looks like crisco oil
No. 414132
>>414125Gerg is trying to explain auditing to his 12 year old fans and says it's like playing poker, except he shows the IRS what's in his hand.
Also he tried to claim his divorce expenses blah blah blah.
No. 414133
>>410906DON'T GO IN, IT'S A FUCKING CRINGEFEST.
He also just gave the worst analogy of his Audit to poker!???
He claimed his divorce as business expense, how dense can this motherfucker be.
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Lol he blocked me on twitter.
Also, its rich hes tweeting about autism when he says shit like pic related
No. 414152
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Lamo is streaming and boy..she looks rough.
No. 414174
>>414152>>414162I think she has an alright face too tbh. She's got a nice bone structure with decent cheekbones and over all her features are kind of nice is a very mature looking way. I think the problem is that instead of trying to find a style that actually flatters her features, she's still trying to look like a tumblr teen. I'm sure Onion has some influence in this considering his preference for young alternative tumblr girls. It tends to just end up aging her more and making her features look more harsh.
Her skin does look awful here though, and she looks really tired. I'm sure Greg has absolutely nothing to do with it though, of course.
No. 414182
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>>414171>>414176I was expecting this to be garbage, but holy shit anon. Thank you for this. It was beautiful. The end especially.
No. 414194
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From his new video with Fatty-chan and Whatshisnutz…
Dude clean/trim your nails, grease cuck
No. 414195
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I feel sorry for the flat-chested "woman" he diddled, it must've been torturous having Onion taking your clothes off with his psycho stare…almost
No. 414202
>>414195It was probably Billie. He always does these backhanded compliments to get attention from someone, and 2 birds if he can also victimize himself for banana sympathy.
He's doing the same thing as in this post
>>413915Greg has no empathy so he's incapable of viewing that moment as this woman sharing her vulnerability. Instead he has to make it about him.
No. 414217
>>414195Imagine being Lainey with her "developed" breasts while she feeds her children reading this shit from her husband.
if this vix shit doesn't make her leave i SWEAR TO GOD
No. 414224
>>414217I think we solved Lainey's "gender dysphoria". It's really body dysmorphia due to Greg's preference for "underdeveloped" bodies.
Greg makes himself look so bad, kek.
Greg's preferences:
✔️ short (not tall and gross!)
✔️ small breasts (underdeveloped)
✔️ wear no makeup
✔️ call him daddy
✔️ no high heels allowed
And he wonders why people question his forums and call him a pedo (more accurately, an ephebophile)
No. 414232
>>414171you're a blessing please make more
>>414182also next thread pic pls
>>414095>>414114it's hilarious that before he does these 'debates' he dresses up to make himself look ~ intimidating ~
No. 414269
>>413760onision is holding on to his youth as tight as he can. he's been listening to the same music and watching the same shows and movies over and over for 10+ years. his life is youtube and his content is the same as it was when he first started. he cakes on makeup, gets surgery, tries to dress like a middle schooler and uses myspace angles on every selfie. he only talks to teen girls and only wants to date girls half his age. he's a legit creep. gerard way is a father in like his 40s, married, sober, working in comics. he's married to another artist with similar background as him, and he didn't groom her when she was a teenager (unlike onion).
he's the opposite of onision. pretty sure that gerard's not trying to be in 2007 anymore. i don't think he cares about having a stylish emo hair or wearing skinny jeans anymore, and i can't blame him for that. sorry that you don't find him attractive anymore, anon. but yeah you sound mean spirited for no reason.
like you can think that onision is attractive and gerard isn't but… onion boy is obsessed with his appearance and youth in general. other person is older and right now focuses on writing comicbooks and rarely shows his face anymore.
No. 414291
>>414287anon are you ok? he's ugly as hell and hides behind a bunch of filters, and even then he looks horrible - especially in videos - and like a neanderthal carrot top.
literally.>>414265i think you missed the point.
>>414232> it's hilarious that before he does these 'debates' he dresses up to make himself look ~ intimidating ~it's actually really obvious what he's doing, and i'm surprised more people (especially those he's debating) don't call him out on it.
it isn't intimidation, at least not the common form.
it's a distraction. it worked on blaire, unfortunately. not only does it throw people off when they see him pop in with his face made up in some form of war paint or wearing a wig, it's his way of showing them how much he doesn't care about them or take them or the debate seriously.
plus it might fool some fans into thinking he's just a funny cool youtuber or some shit idk but mainly the above.
he cares so fucking much what people think of him and how he looks (notice his reasoning behind not cleaning off the makeup - he'd have to put makeup back on just to cover his redness?), just like a typical narc, that he actually tries to change his outward appearance to show how much he DOESN'T care.
it's really pathetic but it's sad how often it does successfully throw people off and cause them to spend time in debates commenting on such things instead of the things he DOESN'T want them to talk about.
No. 414292
>>414287Onision has terrible skin, uses makeup like a 14 year old girl, fucked up his huge neanderthal brow with botox and has a shitty skinnyfat body (you'd think somebody owning two houses and making over 100k would have the dosh for a squat rack).
These are all objective facts (Grease loves those, right?)
No. 414294
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No. 414297
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>>414287He's not absolutely ugly, I'd give you that. It's possible that if you like his personality (lol) you can also find him attractive, but he's really only average at best.
He has some strange features, like a very caveman bone structure (dat brow) and a disproportionately large head. Of course in videos he filters and hide all this stuff so it tricks you to think he's a 8/10 when in reality he's 5/10 at best.
(And i'm not even mentioning the skin stuff because i'm being charitable)
No. 414316
>>414265ding ding ding ding
i've always thought lainey had body dysmorphia i also think her strength needs to be realised more, she stomached 2 pregnancies with this man, i bet he was still relentless in needing to be serviced and afterwards.
the girl is probably emotionally and physically exhausted from him. she's a small girl, slim, but doesn't exercise.
she's probably breastfeeding and having to be available at the request of her cunt of a husband.
i really don't care if she acts like a bitch or has a mute face, but i think she's underestimated
No. 414318
>>414287You must be new (or at least new-ish) to Onion. When I first discovered him I
thought he was attractive as well. Then I realized that it was a complete fabrication- the filters, the makeup, the angles. I'm not saying he's hideous at all, but he is nothing (naturally) like he portrays!
Greg portrays himself on camera to be a jet black haired, porcelain-skinned, dark long lashes, striking brow hottie. And if his on camera looks were
real he would be attractive.
In reality his hair is a mousy brown color, his skin is very
problematic and red, his brows are more sparse, his lashes (while long) are not as striking without mascara and his facial features are average at best.
So I think Lainey and he are about the same attractive-level, but Greg is not handsome in the way that he would like viewers to believe. Watch enough of his videos and you'll see that.
(Side note, I realize attractiveness is opinion-based and you are entitled to your opinion, just wanted you to realize the majority of the time you are seeing Greg it's all filters/lighting that accounts for the "handsome")
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Did the Blaire debate send newfags our way?
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>>414265She was pregnant with the second child when Cuddlegate happened I believe, I honestly have no idea how she was going through pregnancy, breastfeeding her firstborn, and also doing all the sex stuff that Greg wanted with her and Billie. No wonder she was a wreck.
She is essentially a milk machine for the kids and a sentient vagina for Greg to plow after he's done stalking Billie online.
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Greg's new twitter banner.
He's that arrogant asshole who made money, surrounded himself by gear, and called himself an artist. It's like, when he had his youtube plaques as his banner, lol. So cringe.