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DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELFJUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY
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>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face
Sex Worker Saga:
>Embarked on a “sex work” career, taking filthy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more like an actual corpse in every photo, also sells pre-made videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>One anon leaks a “commission” video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Her dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off, one of her lowest points to date >>758647>SEX WORK CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her sex work twitter account >>761016>Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775 , >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “Lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” videos that they bought but didn’t leak at the time >>811491 , >>811554
>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600 , >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets disconnected and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as her “landlord” despite admitting on Facebook that they’re not there legally >>813209 , >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MUM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MUM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock breaks, Luna and Lurch build sad little barricades (the most notable being the busted pink gaming chair, RIP, gone too soon) >>816475 , >>815981>The cops pay them a visit and find drugs, drug paraphernalia and a knife >>813338>Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 , >>822424 , >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the regular, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718 , >>822657 , >>823499 , >>823823 , >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober despite still taking fucking Xanax >>824858 , >>825465 , >>827008 , >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses and is allegedly “dying” >>825466 , >>825993 , >>826190 >Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimulus checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by their neighbour’s pitbulls (totally not while stealing or anything) >>831109
>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building, anons bicker over whether she’s telling the truth or not >>840784 , >>840941>Reports the rape to the police who take the allegation seriously >>841832>Police then pivot to not entirely believing her rape story, suspect her of submitting a falsified statement >>843957>Luna gets admitted to the psych ward, calls it the “worst day of her life” but doesn’t explain why, still manages to post unsettling selfies featuring EKG stickers >>846413 , >>846458>One theory is that she lost her shit when she took all of her Klonopin and the doctor wouldn’t give her more >>847120
>Tuna is still deluding herself that she is a) sober and b) going to enrol in aesthetician school >>895494>You can’t preempt a relapse when you’re not clean to begin with, Tuba >>895499>Begging for someone to buy her a sobriety chip, if she were in an actual program they’d give her one, but that would necessitate actually being sober >>895517>Claims she’s scared of a former “customer” who is into hurtcore finding her and harming her >>895548>Fakeboi lurking and sperging. Again. >>895615>Wow Tuba, a new pink tarot deck is exactly what will help you turn your life around, why work when you can continue to squander ebil dad’s money on useless junk? >>895672>Acknowledging that the shit she keeps buying is in fact shit >>895709>SHE’S TRYING HER BEST YOU GUISE!!11!!11!! >>895766>Well this is definitely the face of a sober kween >>895887>How the fuck does anyone actually “need” any of this trash >>895955
Changed her tumblr handle yet again and updated her cringeworthy long ass bio >>895990>This truly is a new level of crust, even by Tuna standards >>896061>Hashtag trigger warning ED for the fragile delicate anorexic waif >>896105>Massively underrated post >>896144>Yes Tuna, we can all see that you’re starving >>896199>The elusive Lurch makes an appearance >>896220>For the love of god Tuba, get a bra that actually fits you >>896234>The state of her teeth makes me want to an hero >>896432>STILL talking to the internet “boyfriend” she never actually met who apparently thinks she is beautiful and still loves her, sure Luna >>896613>Tuba decides to cut herself some bangs as if that’s going to be an improvement to her tragic hair situation >>896776>QUELLE FUCKING SURPRISE they have a rat problem >>896814>Already wants to dye her hair again but can’t do it at the Airbnb, presumably because she wrecked the bathroom when she dyed it red >>896846>Is broke and on the verge of homelessness but can afford to commission ugly plastic jewellery, great prioritisation Tuba >>896864>Her wonky eye now looks like it is migrating off her face >>896936>I can’t wait to see what she “manifests” for herself >>896955>A tumblr skelly bullies Tuna, anons divided over whether it’s a farmer or just an unhinged anachan >>897020>Fakeboi to the rescue, defending her uwu anorexic queen’s honour >>897067>Ginger Bronson tier cringeworthy “poetry” >>897145>Creates a “finsta”, keeps it public and advertises it, which defeats the point of having a “finsta” >>897423>Manages to scam someone into buying the precious sobriety chip for her >>897475>Where the fuck are you getting money for ugly ass new tattoos when you’re unemployed and practically homeless? >>897511>Said ugly ass tattoo is going to be front and centre of every fucking selfie just like the rose was when she first got it >>897617
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Her third eyelid is covering almost half her eye.
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back to the subject at hand… she looks like a muppet or something here.
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It'd probably fit nicely as a bedskirt around the whole mattress
pffft, chill out nonna; we haven't seen the cat in a long time.>>897658
the brown/red top of her head is always very confusing to me.
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can’t tell if that’s still lit because of the lighting but proof of smoking in the airbnb
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similar tumblrs ay?
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is this supposed to be peter? cuz lurch is NOT this skinny and his hair is three times the length….
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definitely looks like peter
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Our girl is really feeling hopeless for Peter lately, wonder if things with Lurch are that bad or what's set off this recent obsession with him again? I feel like it's been longer than the usual spells of Peter pining>>897714
No way she's keeping her hand as clean as she should. Can't believe she was already taking the wrapping off on the bus ride in the last thread just so she could take pictures.
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She posted slightly different videos of this phone case on at least IG, tumblr and SC. This one has initial charms…M J J ???
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Fucking thing looks like it has a hindge.
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It's from etsy and someone wasted $30 on it
Copics are also reusable and you can buy ink carts that fill a marker up between 3-6 times and they run you about 3-5$ each but the heifer just begs for completely new ones and throws her old ones in the trash. Even the nibs can be replaced when they get too dirty.
Tuna is a peak example of financial retardation.
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tuna, if you're taking medications that are opiates or benzos and you're not taking them as prescribed, thats not sober, thats drug abuse. if shes taking the gabapentin she's getting more than prescribed, thats drug abuse. if she's mixing all these substances together, and with weed, thats drug abuse. the lithium and cymbalta aren't what we're saying you abuse.
she’s “punishing herself” and “holding herself accountable” aka fishing for likes and compliments so she feels like she’s hot shit and can stuff her face tonight guilt free
if she were really punishing herself she would take a full picture. not filtered, angled and cut off right before where all her fat piles up
This. Funny how she can post her fupa but, unflattering pics that show off her gnarly legs and full body without her grease filter? Gasp
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this barely counts as a finsta since it isn’t locked down or anything but here it is anyway
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Gawddamn when these bitches tell on themselves for lurking.
You should be in the airb&b bathroom crying your eyes out. You're 26, you have nothing to your name, you have nothing going on, you don't have friends (the people you e beg from do not count), you have no family that feels proud of you, and the "love of your life" is using you for a free bed (all good though because you can be in love with another loser druggie you never met at the same time!).
So go ahead and do cry then dope yourself up so you can not deal with life. You may not feel shame, but we farmers see how your eye tries to wander off and hide.
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We are not friends and he's commenting on my dead hamster post
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Full fat milk isn't the problem here. I'd sooner blame the cartons of minute maid, ice cream, bread, pizza
Yes i am dairypilled
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It was funny when the first nonny
did it>>897818 and now you just look pathetic.
It's because she calls herself anorexic (when it's convenient for her).
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the way luna types never fails to crack me up
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this look is giving abby brown for some reason.>>897843
no hot water at the last place and now apparently no heat here. bad luck or are these people doing this shit purposefully to drive her out?
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Spoiler for repost, but there's so much to unpack here. The wonky fake eyelashes, the tongue stuck out like a senior dog. The absolutely DEAD hair. And let's be real, she's hiding her bad bangs and roots with the beanie. Huge bitch has been documented wearing the least amount of clothes in freezing Temps. That giantess pic in pink next to the car was was 30°F.
Calm down bonebag. Thanks for being thread monitor, though. >>897843
Lurch glowing up.
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fakeboi. get it in your head. tuna isn't your friend. all you are is some dollar signs and things sent her way.
So, sex work 'friends' or drugs to sell or buy 'friends'? >>897926
Let the pedo embarrass herself. Maybe it's a long con to steal lurch kek.
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I see she is now taking eye makeup inspiration from Tammy Faye Baker. Nice choice.
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The bangs make her looker fatter and they're so sloppily cut they make her look psychotic.
They do make her look less welfare-y though, but just changing the color would've had the exact same effect.
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>>897990>they're so sloppily cut they make her look psychotic.
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She's always shown them off, but I definitely noticed it ramp up when she got that shit on her hand (rose? cherub? both?). After that, she had to pose with it in every. single. selfie. It cracks me the fuck up and I'm so glad she now has a genuinely hideous (as opposed to just tacky/cliched) tattoo to shoehorn into every selfie now.>>897952
Don't insult Tammy Faye like that. Her lashes were questionable, but at least her eyes always pointed in the same direction.>>898007
See you in three hours, Tuna.
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kek. if you were really "friends" you'd have her number fakeboi.
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Since there might not be any new milk for a few days, here's a Luna AI poem inspired by picrel:
over time it’s exhausting to hold your breath
sitting on the toilet seat, having someone feel the scars
building a life out of only bad memories, a shitty cocktail of anxiety and shame
the first time I had sex, a boy I loved stabbed me to give me AIDS
a boy I loved got caught talking to my rapist at a party, and then I saw him in the woods
my first kiss was watching an old man fucking a teenaged boy and I came
I get mad sometimes at my body and this sick fucking whore body that gives me a body like this, and sometimes I’m lucky and I have a body that is better
A bitch gotta heal
A bitch gotta heal
A bitch gotta heal
A bitch gotta heal
I wonder where the old guy is, what he does in the woods, if he still hurts the young men and what kind of sad fuck I am
I wonder if ppl here know what it’s like to be a girl with sexual potential
I wonder if ppl here remember my full body hair and my box of fake pet rats
I wonder what it is they think when they see my blond hair and my Walmart nail polish
I wonder what they think when they see my milk-and-wine-stained teeth
i wonder if there’s more to life than eating and burning calories
I wonder if there’s more to love than a body to kiss.
I wonder if there’s more to being brave than being naked in front of strangers.
I wonder if there’s more to myself than the torment of trying to make things better that will never be.
Sometimes I hear it in my head when I’m awake
it sounds like the music you hear from a house that doesn’t have an owner.
I will stay here now
it’s a slow, steady hum, the kind of music that always keeps you at ease
whichever way, it doesn’t make you horny or anything.
I buy clothes at discount clothing stores
I don't shave my legs
I sometimes have dreams where I cut my arm off with a razor blade.
I take too much medication for panic attacks
I have an odd set of lopsided hips that make my stomach look much different than it really is
I take the time to stare at the tattoo on my arm.
My fiancé moved in with his mistress
I picked up an ancient teacup at a yard sale for a buck
I am addicted to shopping, I buy a new outfit each day
I feel guilty for purchasing new, beautiful things.
I know I cannot keep up with myself anymore, I feel so alone and lost
the tarot and magick have both held me up recently.
Magick and tarot are things you do and they are things you believe and they are things you know
Today I drew The Fool
The Fool is me today.
She is dancing somewhere within herself and yet not.
She is like a beautiful painting
I hold it up to the light, take another drag off my cigarette, and wonder.
I put out my cigarette butt on the nearest object
it happens to be my cat's fur
she is sitting on her legs, wrinkling her nose, "You shouldn't smoke," she tells me
I tell her to light a match
She lights a match to The Fool card.
My Xmas wish if for rap nonna to return and bring us another wonderful performance
Anywho, how long do you think Tuna will last not posting? I bet she still is, just on another username.
Who wants in? I have $5 dollars on 3 days.
BRB, getting a tramp stamp that says>A bitch gotta heal
in Scriptina, don't @ me
(Thank you again, AI nonnaschenka, for this absolute masterpiece.)
Just some choice lines from >>898077
>my first kiss was watching an old man fucking a teenaged boy and I came
This line marks the second time a Tuna AI poem has made me laugh so hard I had to explain myself to my bf kek
>I get mad sometimes at my body and this sick fucking whore body that gives me a body like this, and sometimes I’m lucky and I have a body that is better
>I wonder if ppl here know what it’s like to be a girl with sexual potential>I wonder what they think when they see my milk-and-wine-stained teeth
>the kind of music that always keeps you at ease>or cold>whichever way, it doesn’t make you horny or anything.
>I take too much medication for panic attacks>I am addicted to shopping, I buy a new outfit each day>I put out my cigarette butt on the nearest object>it happens to be my cat's fur
Finally, some honesty from this cow.
>My fiancé moved in with his mistress
Aaaand we have the answer. Even the AI know he don't love you, girl.
>Magick and tarot are things you do and they are things you believe and they are things you know
This reads like a troon describing "what a woman is" kek.
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I already started messing around on my piano with it, my wife was like picrel KEK. The “a bitch gotta heal” part especially lends itself really well to this style too lmao
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when she said "hhhhi baby" and breathed her dead tooth breath all over that poor cat. ugh sick
You sound fun.>>898157
Don't let that anon rain on your parade, there seem to be a lot of us who enjoy the AI poems and the song(s)!
Ehrm, please speak for yourself Nonnie
Don't listen to the haturz.
Exactly, I'm so hype for Tori's Tunaverse era
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Can someone please shoop Tori Amos into this pic
>>898156>i think a lot of us
Uh no, I think it's only you. Ignore it if you don't like it nonny
Pls post it!
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Talking herself into another relapse
There's a "cow fanart" thread in /m/
(I like the AI poems though.)
Cool story nofunnonna. Scroll. Rap nonna went from cringe supreme to wine drunk legend overnight. Art nonnarita’s senior sledge is an anon fave that begat our new thread pic. I salute the talent itt. Tuba could never. >>898157
Don’t listen to boringchan. Tori wouldn’t heed the wet blanket. I’m eagerly anticipating Pancake Girl/Blood from Tattooed Roses/Stab in Your Wrist/1000 Oceanspray Cartons/Caught a Big Sleaze etc from your upcoming album Big Earthquakes. Already booked a Falcon 9 launch for my sides.
This. That anon must be a newfag (is it the same person as the cat sperg ?)
Creating shitty edits, doodles and art pieces is a big part of these threads (I'm guilty of some of them myself). It gave us the glorious Lurch memes and senior-sledge-chan arts, so, as long as nonettes don't try to promote themselves (like the autistic seal-chan did) I don't really see the problem.
So please, post your song, Fionanon !
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I can see not being into music (though I've personally enjoyed the contributions) but thread pic "fan" art? AI poems? Really? I cannot fathom being a Luna thread lurker, reading her shit-tier poetry, witnessing her surroundings, and not cackling at the lines the AI thing spits out/the artistic masterpieces some of the artfags here come up with.
Different strokes, I guess. Though I do love the subtle "embarrassing" dig there, as if some shitposters on an anonymous chan board are above others.
It was not the autistic seal-chan who wrote this >>>898271
I’m the autistic seal-chan and didn’t really care about opinions but thank you anon. It wasn’t a good one like mr sledge but I thought it was funny. No need to feel superior to other shit posters
Are you THE autistic seal-chan who created the tapestry of sin masterpiece? If so, I fucking love your work, please continue to bless us with it >>898268>fan art
Are you referring to the contributions like the ones we use for OP pics? If so, what are you even doing here, you clearly don’t understand board culture
nta but it gets old. The ai poetry was hilarious once or twice but now it's just bloat.
I do love the subtle dig of people hate fun if they don't giggle at the same low-effort repetitive shit and encourage other anons to go full retard.
For real, the poem was one post and the song would've been another followed by some comments about it. But now we are discussing the 2nd day in a row how people like it or don't like it and the thread being derailed, whilst, you guessed it, derailing the thread.>>898286
Is the circle of lolcow. Just wait, this will be over soon and followed by something else.
That dig wasn't particularly subtle, what with the big orange sign I used. The whole "owning people by quoting their own words back at them" thing only works when it makes sense. A for effort, though.
My point is that any nonnies who just can't bear to lay eyes on the hilarious AI poems or drawings are fully capable of just scrolling on by (or visiting the other farms) instead of trying to ruin everyone else's fun by discouraging people from posting content that has historically been well-received here. Thread pics don't grow on trees. If you don't like it, feel free to go graze in greener pastures. Perhaps a nearby fruit farm?>>898419
I'm seriously so curious about the Lurch situation. Something is definitely up, she's been pining for Peter and hasn't been posting snaps of the Easter Island head with an eyelash filter and a gushing caption nearly as much as she used to. Now her pics just feature gross nails, gross face, and a poorly designed tattoo.
Would definitely explain why Dad's bankrolling her life more and more. It's been pretty clear from day one that Lurch has been Evil Dad's deal-breaker in terms of helping Luna out more. If she's in some sorta recovery program, I'm sure he's agreed to pay for her housing and shitty Amazon nails, especially if it's starting to look like Lurch's grip on his daughter is finally loosening somewhat. We haven't seen much ebegging from her lately either, now that I think about it, but maybe I've just missed her most recent schemes.
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I don’t think she’s trying to show off the tattoo in the most recent pics. It looks more like she’s trying to show off a ring on her left ring finger. Personally, I tinfoil that they knew they were getting tossed out of the Airbnb and Lurch presented her with a ring to tie himself to her and make sure he lands a spot wherever she does (possibly evil dads appt). Not the best tinfoil since Luna’s recent post vibe wasn’t quite as manic as I’d expect, but still.
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I just found that exact ring on Shein for $2.50. I 100% think Tuba bought that ring for herself which would be sad if it were anyone except for her.
I don't think anything
is up with tuna and/or lurch. Luna is literally THE most stagnant person I have ever seen. Nothing changes (ever) except for the scenery and the color of nails she buys.
She's always randomly disappeared off social media and lurch has always been a creepy weirdo on Twitter. She posted a pic of him not too long ago. He knows hes hideous so he doesn't like being in pics.
I know… I miss the milk too but this is probably the boring truth.
Am I misremembering that she once had a yellow topaz “engagement ring” too? I actually deleted and reposted >>898444
because at first I thought it was that ring - the stone was heart-shaped too, iirc. There’s actually a different bit of chintz on her left ring finger she’s going out of her way to show at >>897844
. Who knows? We should compile a list of her many engagement rings she’s pawned over the years, in these slow milk times.
It’s from a Shein haul from last thread >>895955
After the “last purchase for a while” kekastrophe, I was making a list to fill the autistic void left by purchaser tracker Nona. Alas, I fell off, couldn’t be bothered looking up prices and converting them to USD. But yes, it’s a cheap cheap cheap ‘Sanrio’ ring that she bought for herself and iirc, cuts off the circulation in her finger.
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not to hi cow cuz i don't think it's her but just a similar personality type but this >>898634
and that poster you mentioned reminds me of elaine kek
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How can she not see that her makeup is so bad that she looks like 2 completely different people
holy shit I never realized what was so off-putting about her makeup application before. thanks for formatting it opposite like this nonny
, it looks like an album cover of similar looking siblings a few years apart in age kek
So much for that long break. She didn't even last a week and the first thing she posts is an ugly ass picture.>>898651
In Tuna's world owning a pair of glasses is the same as wearing them. I will never understand why she complains about her lazy eye but doesn't wear her glasses that are supposed to help with it.
Giving Elaine a thread was a mistake. Now we'll never be rid of her. >>898675
A week is probably an eternity to her.
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Here's a picture of her with glasses from thread 30. She looks bad
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You don't have to go that far back and those are sunglasses, this is from 5 months ago. They do not make her look arty
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dear lord what did she do to her hair??
I guess pushing it all to the front and chopping it to make thicker bangs looks like shit? who coulda guessed
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Bringing back picrel
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What an exciting thanksgiving
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"i thought i was fatter than this"posts picture of herself looking massive
Luna is a very strange person, she claims to have intense body dysmorphia, but the things she feels about herself are all true. in fact, it's even worse than she thinks. She thinks she's ugly cause she's big and isn't blonde anymore. but the reality is that she's not only obese and didn't even look good with blonde in the first place, but she has beady eyes going in different directions, a gross crusty mouth framed by a moustache, is not only big but has zero definition from sitting and eating all day, etc.
even her big wrists and long weird toes are a flaw!! it's actually astounding how she doesn't have a single redeeming feature (or quality for that matter).
damn she hasn’t washed her hair in so long she’s making her own gel
i bet when she scratches her head there’s so much gunk under her nails
Such a dainty fragile tw
ed uwu bbydoll. I swear this hamplanet has reverse body dysmorphia
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It definitely should, anon is talking out of their ass unless proof is posted.>>899099
This pisses me off so much. You'd think she'd know, having lived in the places she has, that "neighborhood cats" are common. They're usually strays who get taken in by someone, and get vet care/fed at the house regularly, hang around/sleep at the house, but live outside and go house to house to get fat off all the other people who feed them. We've got one in our neighborhood and everyone loves him. If someone stole him, heads would fucking roll. I'm gonna be pissed if Tuna gets ""Tango"" run over or steals him.
(P.S. sorry in advance for triggering
your cat-hating sensibilities, sociopath-chan >>899053
tinfoiling about her cats eyes and how heads will roll over the stray is weird, catfags making up a whole backstory for a cat
stating tunas move out day>>898996
tunas timestamped photo with what looks like to be the same ugg bedspread the air B&b has. The quilt could have been added due to the change of seasons. Remember, she has been there for months. (Maybe has washed her hair 12 times).
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Didn’t see this posted here, from a couple of days ago on her instagram, this is just confirmation (for me) that she’s back on heroin, spitting image of a picture from one of the first few threads kek
My mistake nonnie
I must have missed it, too late for me to delete now sadly, curious to see her holiday plans, will she be spending Christmas with her dad do we think?
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Sure toonafish, I believe you.
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probably a smear on the road, you know her crackhead mom isn't gonna shut doors
It was just an observation anon, were your parents brother and sister? >>899187
Now that's more like it
This is the only sperg that needs to go.>>899191
This. If you don't want to read it, fucking scroll or find another thread oh wait there's nothing but pet-sperging in Shayna's thread, TND's thread, and many others. The issue is sociopath-chan constantly flipping her lid every time someone mentions the stolen fucking cat
Luna has been neglecting while also endangering other animals. She steals items and we talk about stolen makeup for days. She steals a cat, a living thing,
but god fucking forbid you wonder how it's doing in her weird new living situation. This is the only thread where discussing that sort of thing is an issue.>>899201
Opinions like "I hope pumpkin dies" are sociopathic. Literally scroll the fuck by. No other thread gets derailed like this because they aren't constantly being baited with "I hope [insert objectively horrific thing] happens to Shaynus's dog because people are posting words I don't want to read and I'm incapable of scrolling."
I'll be back once I have milk from her Insta/Tumblr to spill.
for all we know the cat is safe. its out of tunas clutches for now. we probably won't get an update. lets just all chill on the cat talk until tuna shows pumpkin again or eventually steals another cat like wtf point is saying >we cannot rest until the cat is safe!
when we have no clue what's happened to the cat. and probably never will. its tuna. a well known scammer and liar. they could have given her up to a shelter or animal welfare in that moment and just lied about the mom thing. that could've been completely made up. theres just no point discussing this already spoiled milk. also obviously people saying pumpkin should die or is ugly is low tier bait that you dont all need to fall for because you love animals or whatever. i also love cats too before some sperg calls me evil.
>>899210>lied about the mom thing
Did tuna actually say that the cat was going to her moms?
We haven't seen any xan pictures so I didn't think she went to her mom's.
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nona i'm so glad someone else has finally noticed. lurch looks like chelsea manning's emo uncle who saw a bunch of estrogen pills left on the coffee table, thought those bad boys were percs and popped the lot.
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Wow. That is a wiiiiiiiiide bitch. That back is like two in one at minimum.
If a quack actually “diagnosed” her with anorexia, it was only to shut her annoying bpd ass up. It’s typed out on a report and will never be addressed again, atleast not for any productive reason. Tuna is still so stuck in the naive tumblr teen mentality of “mental illness makes you special and interesting and has no repercussions in publicizing it” and at 26, still hasn’t figured out yet that the more you have the government repeatedly filing you under, “crazy, useless fat bitch”, the harder it’s going to be for her to get real help when she inevitably becomes legitimately ill for the first time in her life. Giving public institutions documented information that has the potential to be used against you and hold you back is such a misguided decision, especially when none of it is for genuine attempts at self improvement. She’s just another one of their useful idiots that isn’t helping destigmatize anything like she’s been fooled into thinking she is. She’s just solidifying her self appointed miserable existence as a lifelong customer and slave to big pharma and the government, instead of creating any semblance of freedom and independence that she otherwise could’ve easily achieved.
Sorry for the sperg, I just find it all quite sad and dystopian. Luna is a true retard, she would’ve been much better off getting tied to the system in that way, but of course that wouldn’t be trendy, attention garnering or suitably aesthetic enough for her.
The idea of her only wetting her crusty and greasy, matted hair but not washing it makes me cringe so hard.
The texture of greasy hair after it’s been wet and then dried is the most disgusting thing and I can only imagine the wet dog smell constantly emanating from her scalp.
if we're throwing around cat tinfoils, I think Pumpkin had trouble adapting moving to a new property with multiple animals around and became aggressive.
The photo Luna posted last thread >>897555
the body language is whack lol, Pumpkin looks pissed off and ready to scratch her. Luna used to handle Pumpkin like a retard and the cat didn't seem to mind >>886740
so I think there was a change in its behaviour and she palmed it off to the only person she knew who'd take it.
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Thread goes full retard anytime the cat looks even slightly perturbed. Don't get me wrong, I am an animal lover, but this cat is fine and everyone needs to calm the fuck down about her health. Sure, she could be happier with a different caretaker, sure she has a bit of a staring coat, sure she probably eats trash cat food. But that does not equate to abuse or animal neglect. She is clearly being fed and has access to water and shelter. Tuna may be a Neanderthal, but I do believe that she loves Pumpkin in her own selfish, inept way.I don't believe the cat is being physically abused. Pumpkin doesn't appear frightened of Luna.
This is all to say that despite Pumpkin's mediocre circumstances she is still better off than millions of kitties around the world, be they house cats or strays. If you, the Army of Feline Fucktards really are bursting with so much love and concern for cats (so much so that you won't stfu about it) then go donate your precious time, energy, and money to an animal shelter or animal charity of yourchoosing, and help cats that are really, truly in crisis, misery, dire straits, and immediate medical need. Take that bleeding heart mentality and actually do something to help a cat irl and near you. Because sitting here bawwing for Luna's cat who is evidently doing okay helps nothing, and instead makes you look lazy and unwilling to actually put your money where your mouth is in terms of loving cats so damned much.
Bc she's using her hand to pull her back fat to the front to "smooth" her back.
Nice trick to hide half her back outside the mirror edge too.
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kek he does have mackerel eyes. no wonder he always wears shades
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OT but i will spoonfeed you britanon
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maybe it’s just her musty clothes but the room looks dated and older in general and the airbnb they were in looked newer with more modern interior. In this pic and the bathroom pic the walls are pink or lavender coloured.
I think the pictures she posted on thanksgiving in front of the airbnb garage were taken as they were leaving, seeing as she was saying goodbye to the neighbour cat and seemingly pumpkin.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong but I seem to remember tuna saying a few threads back that she had something lined up but couldn’t move in right away and that’s why they were staying in expensive airbnbs in the meantime.
the videos and pics of her and tai are actually some of the only humanizing content i've seen of luna. yes she was high back then, and yes she was cringe, but she still was young, naive, and hadn't been shot up by lurch yet. although she is a drug seeker and probably would've been a daily addict of some drug on her own, it really is sad that she turned 18, got shot up by lurch, fucked him, and has never looked back. she hasn't really gotten to experience any of the things you do in your 20s (ie hang out with friends, hookup with people, live with friends/roommates, go to a bar drinking, going to concerts) she's just experienced this dope dating situation. when was the last time she saw live music? has she ever even been to a bar? when was the last time she had a sleepover with a friend? and no going and staying at your dads doesn't count tuna.
Not to get too OT but Tai was a really interesting person (the troonery notwithstanding). The initial “cripplepunk” discourse was the antithesis of how disability and mental disorders have now been uwu-ified by terminally online fucktards as a young premedfag the idea of young people with chronic illness wanting to just exist without being pitied or seen as inspirational really fascinated me.
It’s kind of ironic that Tuba has become like all the other zoomers who weaponise muh mento illness for attention, sympathy and shekels when that’s exactly what Tai was against. But getting back to Tuba, she really treated Tai as a prop in the same way she does with cats, she even milked Tai’s suicide for uwu points, I don’t think she’s capable of caring about anyone. All her relationships are transactional (both material and emotional). Parents included. Re: going to concerts, I’ve mentioned it before in the threads, Tuna’s involvement in the DIY/garage scene (ie all the Burger/Goner bands that were at their peak 8-10 years ago) is how I discovered her, she was going to shows and contributing to zines. It’s so grim that she went from being into the same shit as my mates and I to attaching herself to that fucking sentient moai and ending up where she is today. So grim.
also she would romanticize tais ED and make it all about herself which is very cringe and infantile… and how she romanticizes EDs now… like if you really saw anorexia help destroy someones life why would you want to have that disorder and think its something cute that makes you special? really shows how she doesn't have any empathy for anyone else. if you've seen any of the "poetry" about tai or her old fb posts im sure you know exactly what i mean. even after her death still romanticizing that ED and suicide. RIP tai like you said troonery not withstanding i also find that attitude for disabled people much more empowering than the woe is me approach all zoomers have taken on
i wonder what kind of live music scene luna would even be into now, i don't think she really listens to any new music or much music at all from the way she posts… seems like every few months she listens to like alice in chains, nirvana, or eminem and posts about them kek. i think even if she got sober she would still be a liar and a grifter who uses people, so thats a moot point. using drugs at a young age and chronic drug use really does mess with peoples empathy and make them borderline sociopathic.
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>weird fading hair
pfft she couldn’t even build her own team and had to get someone to trade her mons.
it’s like animal crossing, she doesn’t really play the game she just gets people to trade her stuff so she looks like she plays
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Seriously, eating disorders wreak absolute havoc on one’s life. In addition to being mentally debilitating to the point where it’s impossible to socialise “normally” there’s the I rreparable damage to the heart, teeth, hair loss, brittle nails that constantly break and tear, osteoporosis that means bones easily fracture, anaemia that causes bruising at the slightest touch, and eventual death, there’s nothing uwu about it and anyone who romanticises it is truly fucked in the head. The way she made Tai’s experiences all about her was truly fucking vile, but that’s Tuba for ya. Truly fucking vile is her entire brand. Re: listening to new music, I think that all fell by the wayside when she shacked up with Lurch, her only interests now are the ones she’s adopted from him (except the cosmetics and ugly pink infantile aesthetic, though her selfies would have you think that Chief Areola shares her passion for makeup, kek) >>899608
Isn’t this >>899582
the Ugg blanket? Maybe she stole it
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sorry for OT but I found this picture of Lurch
KEK bless you nonnie
, this got a chuckle out of me for the first time all day.
They make her eyes look droopy, like a basset hound>>899625
Could she get in trouble for this? I mean, besides going to the police, couldn't she get in trouble with the BnB site as well?
, you made my day.
Lacks the infamous crusty beanie to hide its baldness though.
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just randomly remembered this internet lolcow iceberg chart i saw linked on like amberlynns old snark subreddit or something when people were asking for other cows to follow and how they placed luna in one of the deepest categories under "vomitous" kek. honestly as a cow i think shes gotten less gross these days, even with that one big dread in the back of her head, at least we're not getting skin popping vids these days.
i'm not anorexic, they put other types of retards in psych wards too>>899710
upon reflection it is stating the obvious nonnie
, i was attempting at poking fun at the competitive nature of anorexics, and the fact that tuna would be torn to shreds in irl places where ana-chans congregate, but i appreciate it came off more autistic than i intended
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lol the bogeyman himself called me last night but I guess I missed it
Kek calling bullshit on this one>>899704
I can't believe I'm seeing Acerthorn and Luna on the same level
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Kek, another shitty poem from Tuna dearest. The line about “living in an attic” leads me to believe they may well be living elsewhere now, she’d never mentioned anything like that about the airbnb they were staying at recently.
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more ugly bracelets full of aliexpress bulk beads that she paid 50 dollars for from that ugly chick… honestly where does she get all this money from. just has her dads debit card at all times?
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Incoming gamer sperg but it is so fucking annoying with the gamer LARP because these game are so easy to play casually especially when you sit your lard ass at home and do nothing but play dress up. Who the fuck gave her a level 100 Ceruledge? The item you need to evolve it is literally in the story to my knowledge so all you'd need do to get it is catch a Charcadef and play a few more hours of the game. Her laziness knows no bounds
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>the community has been so kind
She must be involved in some sort of gaming groups to get given all this, perhaps on Facebook. She really just gets given everything in her life doesn’t she kek
oh i forgot we actually saw that she does have discord on her phone. idk how lowlife types like her can always use so many facebook groups, discord servers, and maintain these pseudofriendships online i know some girls just like luna irl, one even has two of the same exact tattoos kek
but then claim to be like so uwu mentally ill and depressed and nuerodivergent. actually depressed people can hardly feed themselves or shower (well i guess our tunie doesn't shower either) let alone have energy or time for hobbies like video games or talking in groupchats.
I suspect she spends much less time on Reddit now because she knows (or lurch told her) we lurk her post history hard. I remember her getting all sorts of free shit from people on the Animal Crossing phone game before ACNH came out. She has her sources, we just haven’t discovered them yet.>>899801
Also enormous kek that she made sure her character had purple hair because she hates her “faded red” so much. She should just dye it black at this point.
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Spoilered not because nsfw but it's retarded posting, but I wonder if Tuna sees herself like that kek
I pray some discord adicted nonnie
will come across her in some server>>899811
My favorite part is >these people don’t understand how badly I needed the group
I can’t believe how unaware she is that she’s the self centered one, she’s greedy, entitled, selfish and arrogant. Prettiest girl in rehab though. I bet nobody shows up to group because a stinky, fat, bpd giant, drama qween tries to take over every session because she thinks the world revolves around her. Maybe the issue is you Tuna?
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The gunk under her nails accumulating nicely
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>cold cream container
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have to beg your doctor for, huh tuna?
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Lotion will not fix your dermatitis on you eyelids, lips and face. You're making it worse tuna. Just ask a Dr for some Flagyl.
Just give up. You've tried this so many times and it never passes. >>899832
I bet she's the one not showing up to the group. She's just fishing for sympathy. I try so hard uwu part 201
oh i'm sorry, i usually take everything tuna says with a grain of fucking salt anyways. i'm so sorry for misunderstanding where she was getting her lotion 'approved'.
not all of us are privy to the rules of inpatient and what you can and can't take with you.
>special lotion you had to beg your doctor for
makes it seem like it's a prescription lotion, numpty.
were retarded because she had that at InPaTiEnT and you have to get them approved (allegedly)
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Embarrassing why would she even post this. She also posted claiming her mom ordered her a new night cream because she “badly needed it”
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She’s definitely throwing a pity party to get pokemon
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Her dad absolutely funds her lifestyle, no two ways about it
How do you not already know this?>>899956
She's doing more for society this way than the other, anon.
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Did tuna see people saying lurch never gives her flowers or is he doing the bare minimum so he can keep leeching off of her
In Lodnon it's like £2 for a pill from a random street dealer but you can get ur shit much cheaper from the darkweb. I only pick up from street dealers if I'm desperate lmao. You could never get a prescription for that shit in the UK, it's rlly hard.
I love benzos, they jsut really make you not give a shit and with weed it's so comfy and drowzy.
Lmfao I went to an independent but go off…>>900049
Not everyone in the UK is Elaine, idk who she is.I just see Luna's NYC lifestyle in paralel to mine in London… Big city sad benzo stoner girl. But despite all I still have a much better handle on things than her. I had a proper office job until recelty.
Ok? Anyway my poiny was yo let everyone know that it's hard to do your makeup when you're constantly high on benzos and stoned at the same time. All it makes you wanna do is lie in bed and sleep all day, literlaly, I know it from experience. No wonder Luna is fat and has bad makeup, all she does is lie aroudn fucked on xanax and weed. That;s not sobriety to me.
You literally CANNOT abuse the shit out of benzos and not be lazy as fuck.
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She really looks like picrel with her recent makeup attempts.
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how do you do fellow kingcobrajfs enjoyer?
anyways i saw this picture posted but not the caption and god luna mens 2 in 1 is not helping your hair… "fluffy" is not a texture you want your hair. hair is supposed to be smooth and shiny not a birds nest.
not to drugfag but doesnt that make u super chill? i still wonder what the fuck they did back when lurch was writing that catfish on facebook and not sleeping. was it crack again?
i think its so sad how she has all this free time and cant do 10 squats a day or something to stop being a blubbery mess and cant wash her face properly with her dozens of products.
Just because you spoiler something doesn’t
mean it isn’t blogposting
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is the point of a spoiler not so that the reader can choose if they want to read it or not? who cares that person asked if the drug makes people chill and the other anon answered. no reason to derail about it. anyways back to tuna. i legitimately thought this mitt was matthews when i first saw it, she's had to have gained recently. also that yellow bruise is suspicious looking.
shes so flaky and hairy i can only imagine how disgusting or satisfying
it would be to dermaplane her face.
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Tuna the queen of sobriety can’t even take a clear picture
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omfg you sound like one of those retards that think a toxic
relationship can be saved by having a baby. please don't ever procreate.
Assuming OP isn't baiting
Tuna can even procreate, she'd just succeed in making a worse version of herself. A BPD ridden mess who instead of being spoiled, is instead neglected and forced to fend for itself because it's parents are fucking useless warm bodies who can't even care for themselves. The worst part about it all? Tuna can't even pull what her parents did and dump the kid onto them because they're both fuckups, Tuna herself can't even at least be a financial safety net for this theoretical kid and the grim reality is that she'll probably be dead or riddled with health problems like dementia by the time this imaginary kid hits their early 20s.
This has to be bait… This is why there's so many kids in care. People think babies are going to fix everything and give them the "good life"
Tuna is too selfish to ever put someone else before herself, let alone a baby that can't give her trinkets or money
SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PLACE TO STAY ARE YOU HIGH NONNY
nah she will likely never get better. she's gonna pull the whole "fragile broken bird pastel babygirl cherub addict rockstar poet" stunt until she ODs or otherwise hurts herself very badly out of attention seeking.
i don't want this to happen but it's a common pattern with awful bpd and drug use, idk why Luna herself or any lurkers ever thought she was a special exception
Yeah that worked so well for Luna's junkie pos mom
That's a weird way to announce that you have a room temp iq, nonny
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I am laughing at the troll who posted the baby bait and all the retards taking it seriously. Thanks for the laugh, I appreciate it since the milk is dry. Let’s be real… Tuna cares about only one thing, and it’s Pokémon. Yes, she is -that- stunted. 26 and spending all her time worrying about those damn pokemans lmao. Why do I feel like some of you retards and fat Luna aren’t too different after all?
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Where’s the milk, cunt?
Tuna is still romanticizing her heroin addiction. Color me surprised.
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Kristys comment though lmao
Riolu is so fucking easy to find and catch in this game kek. she’s even too lazy and entitled for video games. incredible.
and she’s so poor and homeless uwu but she’s willing to pay actual USD for a fucking Pokémon?
I agree with >>900363
that she’s telling him to give up his sinful ways. Her profile has pictures of the cross. As a fellow resident of ra-ra Jesus-land, USA, that’s exactly how someone here would phrase it. Lots of comparing Christianity to a physical path or direction.
she’s not paying for pokémon she’s trading them.
she would have to be actually clinically retarded to pay for a pokémon. so hmm. maybe you’re right.
im really not sure how trading or pokemon works but it says in that screenshot>name your price
so i think we're all gonna assume she means money and not another pokemon but i guess i don't know the nuances so i could be wrong. the way she wastes money on shein crap she most definitely would paypal someone a few dollars for a certain pokemon. money is nothing to her she has no sense of value in things.
I wonder how long Evil Dad's gonna keep paying for this whole "living in an AirBnB" situation. Surely not forever.
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Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but no one cares about your personal Tuba-inspired hobbies.
If that was an attempt to find out what website was used without actually ever asking a question, you might want to try this great unknown feature called Google.com.
Nah, they come in different flavours. Tuna + job, Tuna + ana, Tuna but better at being a junkie, etc. >>900511
NTA but congrats on coming off even more retarded than them. "mons" is pretty obviously an abbreviation of pokemons. jfc.
You need to take your risperidone and relax nonnie
. It sounds like you're on the verge of having an aneurysm.
go shave your legs and touch grass nonnie
, it's not hard to understand at all. I swear some of y'all are shut-ins who don't keep up with the outside world.
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She's able to remove the "art" out of being a SCAM-"artist". She's just a straight up scammer. Damn.
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Search for text generator rather than poetry. >>900541
Maybe that anon will finally answer the question of which ai they used and how much it needed for prompts and input.
Jfc, between poem nazi anon and morons pubis anon, Karen sperg outs are rampant.
NonnaIRT, I wasn’t an AI poetry anon but the generator is called Inferkit. I even goog’d to make sure I remembered the right name so poetry nazi doesn’t burst a fucking blood vessel.
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You don’t say.
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I am not a professional psychologist, anon. Try Google, instead.
why would google be useful for having a discussion about Luna's weirdness like that nonny
was trying to do?
lmao yeah, it's not Luna's fault she's a total cunt. Obviously parents bad, Luna victim
. Fuck off.
Remember, we are all going by the word of Tuna alone. The bitch lies about everything. She could have been hiding him. Or maybe he was her mom's dealer and mama tuna was drugged out of her gourd while dealer pedo creeped on her below average intellect daughter.
Thing is,I don't trust a fucking word she says.
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Everyone itt needs to smoke and watch some Bob Ross.
Don't get your mons in a twist, anon.>>900719
Her mother was a heroin addict. They're not known for clear thinking and good decisions. This thread is so depressing sometimes.
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her life literally triggers
my anxiety, I cannot imagine what it's like spending all day doing nothing valuable and waiting until the last minute to panic about housing. maybe that's why she gorges on junk food, distracts herself with video games and does drugs, because somewhere in her head she knows she's fucked and is trying to escape.
lmao artificial cherries, best pastries I’m sure. no wonder this hog is as large as she is. greasy, sugary trash, muh frail hashtag trigger warning
eating disorder kween!
I'd love to know what the actual anorexic girls on the forums she interacts with think of her lmao. Posting pastries, commenting on a thread about pizza. Muh skinny waif ana body uwu.
Haiti better watch its back, them thunder thighs are growing by the day.
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since the milk is very very dry i thought i'd check in on our boy lurch. mostly tweeting boring baseball/yankees stuff but i found this one interaction about cruise ships funny.
Maybe anons who like the poems could make a "Cow AI poem + fan art thread" or something like that on /ot. Just a suggestion that might be preferable to everyone. Not sure if there would be enough interest, but it's something for AI poem anons to consider.>>901000
Glad to see the true star of the show is back.
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"nooo luna don't say that it looks so good omg you're so pretty."
she's a bpd monster who constantly is in demand for praise and ass kisses
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Giggling at the AI poem hate. It’s funny because someone actually wrote those, but this is a poem made from entering a few words into an actual generator.. that are relevant to tuba(this is not milk)
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2 hours, why not 2 DAYS? Let's get that blonde bright & beautiful!>>901038>nicely
Surely Tuna, you jest? She steals/buys so much makeup & skincare, yet can't get on some L'Oreal blue powder bleach to fix that mess?
It's not that serious nonnie
, moids are a dime a dozen, even then decent ones.
you sound like 12 years old, which means you should not be on this website. stop shitting up the thread and call lurch lurch ffs>>901147
, I know what it's like to feel regret over love but maybe the Luna thread isn't the place for this. I feel it would be better if you came to /g/ where people are going to listen and are willing to offer advice/comfort because doing this in the Luna thread is kind of embarrassing. She's literally dating Lurch
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Which is sad bc she could really use some deep conditioner and a trim.>>901156
So he's lying to her and that makes her extra confused? She is definitely bigger now than a year ago. He either doesn't want to upset her by being honest or (and given his intelligence I kinda doubt this) manipulating her.>>901138
I would also like to travel to Easter Island some day, but don't despair, nona! You too can find yourself a drugged out crypt keeper to keep you company if you just believe in the miracle of addiction.
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Fat last year, even fatter now
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NEW LURCH PIC DROPPED HOT OF THE PRESS
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maybe thats because you seek it out on purpose tunie
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Lmao Lurch looks hilarious, like he's trying to pose tough.
Also I'm retarded, but did she change her hair? It looks darker/a lot more brown than the pictures a few days ago, but it's probably just lighting since I can't imagine her ever actually doing something & not making a million posts about it.
Luna’s work resume: Pokémon trainer
I’d feel bad for her if she wasn’t such a nasty grifter
Its because she didnt give pumpkin to her mom. Tinfoil but her larp doesn't make her the victim
if she admits to giving the cat to a shelter bc its so neglected. I bet at the last vet appt the told her to surrender pumpkin
I’m pretty sure her mom lives in a group home type situation now (like a bedroom in a house with other addicts etc) so it seemed odd that the cat would be going there.
It must have gone to a shelter or something, since she hasn’t discussed it since
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Lurch del Rey
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Was inspired by recent events.
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same pic with slightly extended caption from tumblr
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This is a man in his mid forties, nonas. Let that sink in for a moment
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She doesn't have a table.
So, any nonnys want to guess how long this apartment saga will last?
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Complaining about the room being small oh my God bitch you should be homeless (like really living on the streets) bur you keep getting lucky with housing and you're gonna complain.
Also assuming she's talking about snuffspice. If she died you know tunas gonna latch onto to it and make herself the victim
. "Poor poor me my BFF died I cannot go on, send monies, I'm gonna shoot dope now bc I'm so sad"
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Kt already openly relapsed, wtf is she talking about (her last few stints in rehab were due to alcohol)
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Those plushies are probably new, they look so clean wtf
Let's keep a track to see how long until they get filthy
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These pictrjes are horrible, but she looks really pretty here?>>901592
She looks a lot like the singer from the Chromatics. The bangs really suits her and the colour is really nice now that i's washed out a bit idk
Lol sorry I forgot there is only one valid
opinion, you can only mindlessly hate on Luna.
Her behaviour and lifestyle may be shitty but all I'm talking about is here hair and some nicer than usual pics, get fucked
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She has never looked so much like the Junk Lady from Labyrinth before. >>901624
If this isn’t bait, your eyes must be crossed worse than Tuna’s.
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Don't think this was posted here, from 7 weeks ago. https://www.pinterest.com/lslater0093/
she is high off her gourd. relapse saga in full swing. giving me flashbacks to the old rodger days, shes definitely better at doing her makeup on benzos i'll give her that.
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I love how her “curvy inspo” is just bbl’s. She really thinks this is more feasibly attainable for her than normal skelly thinspo kek
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same selfie set just on tumblr
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