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DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELFJUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY
Previous Thread: >>890360
Image Credit: KF via >>890356
>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face
Sex Worker Saga:
>Embarked on a “sex work” career, taking filthy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more like an actual corpse in every photo, also sells pre-made videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>One anon leaks a “commission” video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Her dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off, one of her lowest points to date >>758647>SEX WORK CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her sex work twitter account >>761016>Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775 , >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “Lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” videos that they bought but didn’t leak at the time >>811491 , >>811554
>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600 , >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets disconnected and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as her “landlord” despite admitting on Facebook that they’re not there legally >>813209 , >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MUM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MUM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock breaks, Luna and Lurch build sad little barricades (the most notable being the busted pink gaming chair, RIP, gone too soon) >>816475 , >>815981>The cops pay them a visit and find drugs, drug paraphernalia and a knife >>813338>Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 , >>822424 , >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the regular, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718 , >>822657 , >>823499 , >>823823 , >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober despite still taking fucking Xanax >>824858 , >>825465 , >>827008 , >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses and is allegedly “dying” >>825466 , >>825993 , >>826190 >Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimulus checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by their neighbour’s pitbulls (totally not while stealing or anything) >>831109
>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building, anons bicker over whether she’s telling the truth or not >>840784 , >>840941>Reports the rape to the police who take the allegation seriously >>841832>Police then pivot to not entirely believing her rape story, suspect her of submitting a falsified statement >>843957>Luna gets admitted to the psych ward, calls it the “worst day of her life” but doesn’t explain why, still manages to post unsettling selfies featuring EKG stickers >>846413 , >>846458>One theory is that she lost her shit when she took all of her Klonopin and the doctor wouldn’t give her more >>847120
>Following on from nona’s weaponised autism locating the exact Airbnb where Tuna is staying, it appears to be booked until mid-December rather than February like initially stated, we could have another homeless saga sooner than expected >>890371>The entire universe and everyone in it is conspiring against Tuna, her predicament definitely isn’t a consequence of her own actions >>890375>Luna just can’t resist one-upping other junkies on Reddit >>890461>HASHTAG TW ED plans to embark on a water fast so she can lose 50 pounds >>890485>More squandering shekels on useless junk instead of prioritising securing accommodation >>890486>While his sad bbydoll is in the clinic, Lurch is on the prowl, demoting Tuna from “my fiancée” status to “my girl” >>890593>Chief Areola levels threats of violence against Jersh, proving how much of a manly man he is >>890606>He also offers his services as a super elite almost famous baseball player to teach others how it’s done for the bargain price of 200 bucks an hour >>890622>More speculation that Lurch uses Luna’s Reddit account to post >>890672>So handsome, much emancipated >>890744>You’ve got yourself a real catch, Tuna >>890748>Such a gentleman (calling someone else “busted”, look in the mirror you fat fuck) >>890834>More racism from the semi-sentient statue >>891025>”Finds” an Apple Watch and in true boomer fashion posts about it in reply to a twitter thread looking for sex freaks >>891046>Claims he “dumped half a magazine” into the pit bulls that attacked him, killing one >>891080>Reveals his foot fetish and his comprehensive knowledge of Chanel nail varnish >>891143>While the Tuna is away the Moai will play (and by “play” I mean “try to get free feet pics from what is almost certainly a bot”) >>891154>Ends up sending money to said bot >>891205>Tuna should go to inpatient more often because Lurch’s unhinged twitter rampage has obliterated the collective sides of the entire thread, who’d have thought an inanimate object could be so entertaining >>891209>Hasn’t slept in several days, basically confirming he’s on a (most likely meth) bender >>891212>Finds the Instagram account of a farmer who doesn’t even follow him and comments on her story >>891266>Claims he tried to an hero with a Ralph Lauren Polo necktie (weird flex but okay, Lurch) and his “best friend” Smokey (yes, the fucking cat) saved him, this is a man in his fucking FORTIES, nonettes >>891288>Self-proclaimed “smart as a tack” but doesn’t know the difference between mummies and zombies >>891363>Tunanator returns from inpatient, hasn’t eaten in four whole days and is repulsed by food >>891538>What fucking bones, Tuna? >>891632>Fakeboi tries giving Tuna advice, sounds shady as hell, probably annoyed her senpai won’t notice her >>891654>She’s totally losing weight nonitas, just look at this frail queen >>891793>Shows her concern over Lurch allegedly having a seizure by posting a tonne of selfies, such compassion >>891796>Ebil dad takes some time off from being ebil >>892012>Waxes lyrical about her dainty hands (nothing about you is dainty, Luna) >>892019>Still thinks Lurch is going to marry her, this level of delusion would be sad if she wasn’t such a shitbag >>892040>All hail Chieftan Crack Eagle >>892090>Tuna expresses interest in ketamine treatment, which is clearly a great idea for a junkie >>892102>Some Shayna Clifford-tier r/that happened compliments from strangers >>892135>AI-chan blesses us with some more omegakek generated poetry >>892226>So skinny her pants are positively falling off >>892317>Shows off a haul of junk she actually admits to stealing rather than the usual “it was gifted to me” fuckery >>892326>NO KETAMINE FOR YOU. But you can have some Lithium. And some Cariprazine. Oh, and you’re also clinically obese >>892354>Dona Florinda, me gusta >>892447>Gee, I dunno why you’re “cursed”, Luna… >>892509>Her new goal is to become an aesthetician, quite the lofty ambition for someone who can’t even practise basic hygiene like showering and brushing their teeth >>892483>Some more “woe is me” Sharpie art, jfc Tuna STOP WALLOWING AND MOVE THOSE ANTI-HAITIAN LOWER EXTREMITIES IF YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO IMPROVE >>892484>The only way you’ve changed is by getting fatter, more entitled and more self-pitying, Tuna >>892492>Let us marvel at the formidable self control exercised by the patron saint of anorexia >>892689>Notorious Club Kid, drug addict/dealer and convicted murderer Michael Alig “adored” her art and asked her out for coffee once, birds of a fucking feather >>892714
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lookin ~smol~ with her double chin here
Me too, Matthew especially, it made me chuckle >>892775
This is actually one of her better looks, this style of clothing is pretty well suited to her shape
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Looks like she read your comment, nonnie
. She added a figure.
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Could she at least try and make it less obvious that inpatient meant nothing to her but doctor shopping and Girl Interrupted LARP inspiration?
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Quite literally. And it's embarassing
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Wonder if she realized how annoying she was in impatient thinking she's hot shit and raging movie quotes.
I happen to agree with you. I think it perfectly encapsulates her current uwu anachan sefie phase. The bio is wonderfully done with multiple links to alleviate any spoonfeeding.
Arigato gozaimasu, nonitasu>>892871
This is how I interpreted it as well. I’d never have her pegged as a Scarface fan, I wonder if that’s another part of Matthew’s personality she has absorbed like her LARPing as a baseball super fan
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She’s never been underweight/a regular weight without extra skin
so how does she know what she could look like if she wasn't fat as fuck from the start. What a cope.
I hate her pro ana shit man. Tagging this for her ED followers
is just another way to larp her mental illness online. Post photos of your scale ana angel; bet you wont.
Small waist? Girl is high af or actually believes that because her filters are reality. everything looks smaller next to hips that gigantic. She’s like a marshmallow using a tight rubberband to create a waist.
Her waist and hips are like saying a 350 lb person is thin just because they are standing next to a 500 lb person.
hm, if you have wide, big hips it's very likely for you to have a thigh gap even at a normal weight, guess she never had a normal weight and therefore doesn't know that.>>892886
don't worry, I give it another three weeks maximum and her Tumblr will be deleted for that, they are very strict when it comes to eating disorders and self harm.
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THE CRUMBS ON THE BED. I'm triggered
kek. You just know its going to be brushed onto the floor for the mice and roaches
No, as >>892870
said, he is born in 1979. I don't know why that rumor that he is younger never dies. There were several official documents (screenshots from his arrest) posted where his birth year is cited.
her ana larp is so unconvincing. no anorexic would say "my body's not meant to be thin." she's just saying this so she can stuff her face while pretending to have an eating disorder.
everyone who reaches a very low bmi will have a thigh gap. luna just has no idea because she's been fat her whole life.
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Why do her lips resemble anal hemorrhoids? I've never seen anything like it before.
Out of all the lies this retard tells, the ones she tells herself are always the best. Absolutely hilarious every time. Has the advantage of height but still claims it’s her body type that makes her a fat ass for life, and not her own laziness and gluttony. >>892894
How convenient that she has marks on the exact spots where veins should be. I’m sure there must be another explanation though, kek. Looks like she used an old, dull needle for each of them and caused immediate scarring. Can even clearly see two punctures in one of them, meaning those are the newest. After all this time, she still sucks at the one thing she’s consistently done for years, besides sitting on her ass while bitching and eating.
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Baseball larp and "i'm totally going to school u guise"
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My bet is its another grift on her dad. "Look daddy tuna, I'm going back to school, now give me $$$$ for it and books also buy this skin care product I totally need for class lol">>892939
ed Tumblr hits back
"how much i starve" posts constantly all the goopy carby sweets and treats and juice she consumes
bet you the esthetician pipe dream is just going to be an excuse for her to beg for skincare from her followers and parents and "friend's mom" because that's for her "career."
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Also I know her ED larp is interesting, but are we not going to talk about the fucking KITTY LITTER and CRUMBS all over the airbnb's blankets? Literally living and sleeping in shit
Retarded tinfoil about tinfoil but perhaps she and Footman are using it to smoke dope. Maybe in her twisted mind it doesn't count as a relapse since it's not shooting kek.
I thought the foil was just their take-out/food delivery.
Also looking back at those pics- why doblurchs old man arms gross me out so badly!?
Me too, as a LARPer she probably has no idea how viciously competitive girls with anorexia can be t. medfag specialising in eating disorders
She probably expects the “community” to be an uwu hugbox when in reality she’ll get eviscerated for being “wannarexic”. She’ll end a laughing stock if she isn’t already, at best she’ll be shared as “fatspo” and at worst she’ll be bullied mercilessly. And we know how sensitive and defensive she is, she’ll lose her shit (if she isn’t already spiralling after that reply, kek)
Anons, please google track marks. There is no needle that they give at the needle exchange that is irregular shape, doesn't leave bruising, or is that large. There is also zero tracking. Those are just randomly there and not in a line. Her fingers aren't sausage like either. Example, Jonny Craig's hands. Your fingers swell when you inject in your hands and stay that way for years if not forever.
Just because we don't know what it is doesn't make it a track mark when it isn't one. Seriously, please google it so you can view what track marks actually look like
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kek fakeboi responding to this post with an essay of fat girl cope. was only a matter of time
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lurch's meaty mitts are almost on par with prince charles' sausage fingers
>>892988>The thigh gap means ur hip bones didn't rotate out at puberty to better accommodate a baby
Incel-tier understanding of women's anatomy.
>Restriction only causes short term weight loss and when you get to a certain age/metabolic state it doesn't cause weight loss at all
Fakeboi's right, that's why there were so many fat people in Auschwitz. Oh, wait, there weren't…
No one is this deluded unless they're obese. Fakeboi's probably so massive she has to wipe with a sponge on a stick.>>892995
It's from fluid retention, but his royal majesty Chucky Three Sticks hasn't revealed what's causing it in his case. Considering how old he is, it's probably from blood pressure medication. It's not a sign of imminent death.
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There's more of her rant. This is such an obese gorl cope + ass kissing, like, doesn't her tongue hurt from kissing tuna's ass all day long? Jesus.
Oops I just realized I scrolled through her following a bit too far and what I talked about was his other account twitter.com/Matthew63219347
The one that was posted here is the same: twitter.com/mschumacher82
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this is an image board
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>>892998>No one is this deluded unless they're obese. Fakeboi's probably so massive she has to wipe with a sponge on a stick.
I mean, yeah…. Haven't you seen her?
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> i went to my appointment but all the psych stuff on the computers is down across the state so nothing was accomplished. housing told me i have to go through dss first. the college/job program cuts off at 24 and i’m 26. i feel like a failure lmao
omg what the fuck is this >>893020
her body looks like a box here lol what happened to muh smol waist
What a day incredible moron. Humans evolved to endure periods of starvation. The anomaly is the last forty years in the west and the consistent over abundance of food and cheap empty calories.
The urban legend of “starvation mode” and the way fatties can’t fathom missing meals is always amusing.
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"The mental health shit is closed down"
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Her teeth look like they've fused into one piece. Her lashes look stupid, too.>>893060
Oh I know, anon. We know that unless someone else does the paperwork and classes start late in the day, school isn't actually in her empty plans.
I read her rant as "Oh no, Luna becomes thinner than me, I have to interject with some non-facts in hopes she gives up becoming thin(ner than me)".
It was pretty transparent.
Manipulative cunt. But we all know that, she admitted on here that she slides into Tuna's dms and giving her the impression as if she was her friend.
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What is that spiral with an egg hat for?
Someone PLEASE tell me what is wrong with her voice. It's like she's out of breath but it can't be just because she's fat
And also… what are her teeth? They look so thick and fuzzy, even with a filter on them. And the white slime all around the corners at the end. How is she so gross and oblivious
She is a fat chain smoker. That is why she huffs and gasps. She has no core muscles whatsoever. That she can still put one keg leg in front of the other with the weak ass muscles she has is a minor miracle.
Her next saga will be her bedbound one. You just watch.
She looks like a middle schooler who stole one of their dads cigarettes and doesn't know how to smoke but just wants to look cool
Why even waste money on smokes if that's how you've been smoking all these years?
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no milk but she changed her insta name & deleted her bio
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can't believe this lardass is ordering doordash… she can't even just walk and pick up delivery herself? i wonder if lurch really does have some settlement they're spending, when was the last time she has e-begged? i'm sure she still does in the dms, but she hasn't outwardly asked for people to send her things or money in a long while. i guess she's resorted to just stealing beauty products and trinkets so we know shes not spending on that. doordash charges up the wazoo though, delivery fee, most food is upcharged on that app, and if you don't leave a good tip there's no way its getting delivered. she's got to be spending about 40 dollars each time she gets delivery if not more. we never see her shoplift things she could actually use like healthy food or produce. can't you steal a banana or something? put it in your pants and if they asked what it was she could just put on her husky voice and ask if they assume her pronouns kek.
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One of the images on the app stores promoting youcam perfect kek
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this is photographic proof that she has no upper lip and uses filters to make them look fuller. >>893167
they are freckles, she is a natural dark auburn ginger.
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Luna has updated since >>893109
. Her Instagram and Tumblr >>893103
name now match. Some of my favourite bits are:> multiple strangers stopped in their tracks to tell me how gorgeous I am (their words)> a set of pictures of herself naked as punishment for eating a sandwich and chips
She blessed us with more poetry which includes the lines> I hate talking about me but somehow a self centered sentence escapes my lips> like Michael Jackson sang, just leave me alone
Appropriately tagged too> #more like ramblings #this sucks
And begging, she needs (needed?) $30 to $60 but even $1 can help as she’s desperate.
There’s a difference between track marks and injection sites. Those aren’t tracks but they could very well be injection sites, at least all but the middle one. Your hands do not necessarily stay swollen, and if it’s done decently, they won’t swell at all. You can get large red spots like that from using a very dull needle, which we know she does since she’s admitted to reusing needles 10+ times, and those can take a long time to heal and will remain looking like that even after any surrounding bruising fades. I’ve seen this exact appearance time and time again, but I guess I just imagined it according to you lol. The confidence some of you speak with, claiming to know everything on a subject while knowing very little, is hilarious. Even if they’re not from shooting up, it is absolutely possible for injection sites to look exactly like this with the typical insulin needles being used and to be located in those exact spots.
Sorry for carrying this idiotic topic on, but the arrogance here is too much.
but that's a stretch. She changed her Instagram handle… she's so obsessed with us guise…
One thing that has always pissed me off about Luna since I got to her threads is how she stole all her sad stories from Kurt Cobain. "Oh I use heroin because I have chronic pain that I can't relieve with anything but hard drugs" "oh my mom used to drug me as a child so I'm a junkie now". And she even tries to disguise it by bringing everyone's attention to the fact that she is an "Alice in Chains fan" (I can't imagine her listening to any AiC album other than unplugged). D
She threw her life away to play Kurt and Courtney.
I don't doubt that she actually has some kind of pain or whatever and that her mother drugged her as a child, but she chose to hold on to it and spend the rest of her life playing the victim
just because of Kurt Cobain crap. What a life.
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Maybe a tinfoil but do you think Lurch blames lolcow for “trying to find info about us” when Luna catches him chatting up other women (bots, feet)?
also eminem. never pegged her as a stan but then she liked and reblogged a ton of eminem stuff recently on tumblr, and a lot of her "poetry" these days is sounding like his songs. like he always says his mom fed him xanax and valium and a lot of his songs have references to drug use as a young child and aboosive mommies. i feel like she's picked up some of her LARP from his music and has been ramping it up lately. like especially with hating her mom lately, and not focusing on ebil dad as much. dad just "wasn't there" (we can't say much on her childhood and teen years but i think her dad has been there enough for her as an adult. he's actually gone above and beyond what most fathers do for their adult children. we have lots of documentation of this in these threads). i do think there is some truth to these stories she tells, but like eminem
she definitely exaggerates though.
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some tumblr posts
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she added this tag
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wait a minute I cannot fucking handle these three exact things in rapid succession
"I rose my first" big spit that made me whisper "wtf yes" out loud
"this is literally my album"
she is playing the greatest hits…still an absolute failure, but man, at least she is consistent
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Those fucking teeth
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Yeah, that's definitely what's called Dental Calculus, when plaque builds up so much it makes it look like the teeth are fused together
(DO NOT OPEN PICREL UNLESS YOU LIKE GROSS TEETH. I WARNED YOU)
she'll spend money on expensive skincare, and even get others including her "abusive
mom" to get it for her, but won't brush her teeth.
And here we have our confirmation. Cheers, Nona.
For someone so into beauty she’s sure is vile and repulsive. Will the sHe DiDn’T sPiT!!1! nona make an appearance?
She's in a program? Like PHP or some shit? She probably happy as a pig in shit because she thinks she's the hottest girl there.>>893343
JFC what a vile, nasty bitch.
The table is already collecting a layer of grime. >>893340
A protest of what? Who cares as long as she gets attention and asspats.>>893399>Grease filter
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That recovery weight gain reblog is surely addressed to farmers…
How is she getting “free” tattoos is my question…
Is she giving up her benzos so Nathan Needle can nod off while he inks her?
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It's like looking into a funhouse mirror
Yes, 240lbs, when he’s 6’6 >>>/pt/890837
and 6’5” >>>/pt/891044
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Idk it's gross how she spits but putting background music makes it so much cooler? Like a music video. Idk, does anyone else rly miss when Luna used to be a punk rock riot girl? I think it's those Kurt Cobain sunglasses that reminded me lol… Idk I just also love riot grrrl and Nirvana lol…
Let me know if you enjoy my edits, I'm happy to make more!!!
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She left this comment on a reddit post about a client hinting at asking another sex worker for beastiality content… little unnerving how the "only 40 bucks" seems to be the bigger issue to Tuna
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our sober queen
samefag, I just realised how much of a retard I am. There's a dog at her airbnb that was shown last thread. >>890865
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Yoga is going to cure her 65 year old smoker vocal fry, guys
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stranger or neighbor hmmmm
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What an ugly yoga mat. She couldn't have gotten a cuter, more aesthetic one? That green one won't look too cute in selfies she'll use it for.
Motivation and cleaning in the morning and get my voice sexier? Lmfao wut
Her handwritting is ugly as shit>>893497
Why she needs CBD gummies if she's already a full blown stoner lol edgy try hard…. >>893499
Why is she decorating a place that's not even hers… >>893503
Nice crumbs on the airbnb's sherpa blanket, bitch>>893505
Embarassing as fuck to keep xannies on a fucking coffin. More embarassing to film and post it online… >>893511
Well you see, the green ugly mat was given by free from someone at the airbnb. Beggars cant' be choosers even when she is.
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Dandruff flakes: check!
Stained shirt: check!
Black eye crusties: check!
Lookin' great as always Tuna fish.
You're giving men way too much credit nonna>>893503
Ewww the grime and hair stuck to her fingernails! My new tinfoil is that her blindness helps her stay delusional about the way she looks and lives. She benefits from it in that way and doesn't want to get it fixed
i thought she wanted to dye her hair back to blonde as soon as she moved? this is gonna turn out sooo bad i can't wait for her meltdown.>>893483
when i first saw this on her ig, i kinda thought the sexy voice thing was aimed at us for making fun of her ugly smoker aunty voice lol. do those throat sit ups tuna that'll get you sounding hot
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The skin bragging is so funny because last time she truly posted an unfiltered skin picture it looked like this
The man that tattoos her also owns that shop and he followes her from both his personal and shop accounts on Instagram. So they're most likely friends.>>893570
I think it's the fake eyelashes glue sticking her own eyelashs together kek
Even if her “glowing skin” wasn’t just Lucille Bluth-tier filters to oblivion I cannot believe
she isn’t embarrassed about her filthy-ass mouth. Luna, buy another cream: TOOTHPASTE. I pity her poor piercer who has to get up in her grill to change her vertical labret. The smell of her breath on her orange teeth must be intolerable.
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You're cute, anon.
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Oh this is gonna be good kek she’s gonna be so disappointed, love the lack of gloves, Tuna the skincare queen.
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The red dye all over the counter and I'm sure it's everywhere else in the bathroom too
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So how long do nonas reckon until she starts hating it? I give her a week absolute tops. This bitch is gonna stain everything in that poor airbnb kek
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She deleted this one
This may be a nitpick, but you ever notice how she’s using “free yoga mat” here, when she usually does in fact get stuff for free, she doesn’t specify it so much. She just say “__\ got me this, ___ gave me this”
So I wonder if we can tell when she steals shit VS actually gets free shit seeing how her brain places importance on that word in this situation.
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this tag went along with one of the selfies thats already been posted but on tumblr, i guess lurch doesn't like it kek
The only reason they made it two plus years at the last place was due to the COVID eviction pause. Then once the pause ended, the courts were too backed up to process anything for months. Things are semi back to normal again, she could probably eek out 3-6 months after they filed for eviction. NYC she’d be able to last longer but she’s still in westchester.
There are also different eviction rules for owner occupied room rentals, but I’m not sure if the owner is living there or not…
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Some shitty 'art' from tumblr
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she's been using copics for 10 years and still doesn't know how to stop them bleeding / feathering into each other, her lazy ass just stopped coloring the edges of everything.
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She couldn't even get the nipples… why does someone like this get copic markers
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Kek nonnas, my sides. I love you.
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But still using a filter
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I love it, and you, nonita.
A perfect idea for a thread pic.>>893671
Is everyone being "supportive"?
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Amazing stuff nonnie
This whole sudden red under-eye shadow to match her hair is really not doing her any favours it looks just horrible.>>893678
Ordering more useless shit she doesn’t really need (aside from the bra actually, that’s something she’s needed for a while) because she’s changed her hair and suddenly needs to change her entire personality and “aesthetic” how sad
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Oh without a doubt, it’s likely she’s never had the right size, good to see her priorities are in order though!
It does baffle me how she can sperg so much about skincare but doesn’t even so much as tidy up her brows.
That’s probably the most accurate representation of what it looks like. The colour isn’t going to be a bright vibrant one if you’re not dying over bleached hair. I’ve used that brand before, it doesn’t stick well to damaged hair, she’ll be rubbing it all over her pillowcase.
It took an entire day for her hair to dry?? It must be so fried!
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Nope, posted less than an hour ago.
have all been deleted
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Tinfoil but I just realized that her friend kt, the one her and Lurch are both creepy and overbearing with, had bright red hair up until a few days ago. There are more recent posts than this one. Could she be starting to skin walk her?
Omg just wait until the BPD identity crisis starts and she is pining for the blonde hair again, because she's going to really fucking struggle to get it back blonde. Red is notoriously hard to get out. I dyed my hair red and it faded slightly after the first washed and then stayed the same shade of red for literally months until I actually got bored and stripped it out. She will COMPLETELY fuck her hair up in the process of getting it blonde.
It's like she doesn't have any sense of the longterm. She knows she wants to go blonde at some point, but is just making it harder for some momentary "buzz" of a new colour.
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Maybe I'm dumb but in what world does fire engine red go with pastels?
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Her art just keeps getting worse
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Posted two hours ago
And lastly, we already have another hair identity crisis poem from 2 hours ago. Idk how to do a long screenshot so copy and pasting
blood red hair has left me unknown, wondering constantly, who am I?
waiting to be accepted to the millionth outpatient treatment
signing out, taking leave for bereavement
longing for days that exist without phases of grief
sitting on a cloud begging for relief, the sweet release
i’m 26 but i feel like i’m again so fast, like detox watching the methadone daily decrease
my fingers shatter like glass
me and you sit amongst the chipped religious statues we’ve amassed
black silk draped over freckles shoulders,
every year, every second, here i am a lil older
stop the clock!
but the police just won’t leave, knock knock
more than one doctor has said to me l, “you’re too young and too pretty” for this lifestyle i’ve lived for too long
if only my demons saw my age and appearance and agreed
but every light in this vision is just another type of greed, never to be freed
the body may be clean but the mind stays consumed, stays sick
how’s that for a happy ending, i’m still looking for the… click.
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These have to be self portraits with the crooked piercings and atrocious hair.>>893735
The entitlement is out of this world. Isn’t -sobriety- the gift? Why does she thinks anyone owes her anything? >>893737
Here it is, nonita.
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Sperging here but based off her old reddit post seen in a previous thread she claimed her initial sober date to be Thursday 11th February 2021, correct me if I’m wrong but I dont recall her mentioning any (heroin) relapses, I wonder if she’s ramping up on the e-begging again. Either way the numbers do not add up
Looks like it started immediately lmao >>893741
>more than one doctor has said you're too young and too pretty
Yes, Tuba, everyone thinks you're super pretty.
That's because she's full of shit. She might have had to go sober for a couple of weeks while herman munster had court but that's about it. >>893750
Might be because her mom is buying that shein shit for her. uwu cheapcheapcheap and my mom has to buy me this essential item, please pity me and send money?
She is clean in the sense that she actually doesn't do dope anymore (unless she smokes it which I highly doubt). Imo it's actually a huge achievement but she does still smoke weed and take benzo but I'd hardly consider the latter two drugs tbh, both are legal and she legit had a benzo prescription.
There's literally no evidence beyond anon fanfiction that Luna still does dope.
what a retarded take, lmao they are drugs by definition so idk wtf you mean by not “considering” them drugs. medications = drugs, even ones that aren’t controlled or narcotic. pretty sure you’re actually trying to say they aren’t bad/illegal/illicit but that’s a separate thing
also just because benzos are legal with a prescription from a doctor (which Luna does not currently have), she would still be abusing them because she takes doses that are 8 fucking times a normal prescribed dose. taking prescription meds you don’t have a current prescription for = recreational drug abuse, and taking your prescribed medications incorrectly (like downing the entire bottle of Xanax in one sitting, kek) is also recreational drug abuse. the fact that tuna had a Xanax script in the past is irrelevant because I’m pretty sure her most recent benzo script was for Klonopin anyway, having had a script for benzos at one point in time doesn’t give someone a free-for-all pass to use any benzo at any dose for the rest of time, lmao it’s all just straight up drug abuse nonnie
, sorry to inform
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Look up cross addiction and learn how bad your take is. Luna has a substance abuse disorder, along with other addict tendencies like her shopping/shoplifting hauls. She's not clean and she is still an addict.
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She looks fucking horrendous tw jumpscare kek
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Samefag to post the other pic from the set, her middle fingernail looks like it’s literally migrating from her finger
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These pics are from last year
Luna, you need volume on your head, tease that shit. Stop it with the mad cow lashes. That dress is hideous. How do you use a filter but your lips look still crusty?
She looks especially out of it atm (again).
He looks bad. So exactly her type.
When she gets back together with him, the Heroin saga will just repeat. She is missing it. Lurch, for some reason, seems to be still off H (or at least not every day like before) and she is bored.
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Samefag. She should go for this look, and making the best out of it.
I thought all of her clothes are in storage, unless she had a second ugly ass heart tiddies dress…
Forever a scamming bitch
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Her “ex” hmmm? Interesting kek. Wonder how this job arc will pan out, obviously not successfully
Salon anon here. Yikes. She's just applied it and you can still see the bleach meets outgrowth line. Atleast 50% of that hair is dead, as in fried to a crisp. She air dried naturally curly wavy hair and the bottom half is straight and jagged. I would cut it to a picie and start over.
I bet a ban her hair is all pulled forward and the back of her head is flat.
I'm so fucking triggered
by how awful her roller method is. She's too much of a lazy retard to look up how to do it correctly, I guess.
Sure, and whole chunks will melt away from her head, but it can be done.
Tuna bleaches her whole head because she thinks yellow brassiness is to be bleached out.
I'm just waiting for this semi permanent to wash out to a tomato pink. It will take longer than you think since Tuna has horrendous hygiene.
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lol pic rel is last time she started pining over Peter. She did this about 16 months ago, the same week she was "raped." >>841043
I think Luna's been messaging other guys this whole time, trying to move on from Lurch, but she's too vapid and insane to manage it.
I just realized that tuna would be an amazing victim
for love scam. The scammer would write sweet nothings and tuna would send so much money from ebil dad
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She copies the easiest elements from girls she finds attractive, she's a chronic skinwalker. At 18-21, she was skinwalking Nicole Dollanganger really hard but her current style is a mix of outdated Tumblr pastel fashion, bimbo y2k aesthetics, and ghetto ride or die biker bitch. They are completely opposing styles, that's why she looks stupid. As for that Shein dress, I think she's just struggling to find Asian clothing that fits someone over 230lbs. I think it's hard for her to skinwalk at her current weight, so she just throws on whatever fits. That Lazy Oaf dress is 2 sizes too small, and it's the only thing she's been wearing recently. It's in her depop likes and its a Medium, pic related from her tumblr and depop showing the pictures match.
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Sage for non milk but I just noticed that part of the KF Halloween themed pfp rotation are these spooky edits of chief areola
ya should've spoilered that kek
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Wonder what’s prompted it this time, love how she has to mention the “pretty pink” razor
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Grabbed this screenshot a few hours ago and didn't get the chance to post. It's already deleted. Looks like she's really regretting dyeing her hair already
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Iirc, this was during her crack phase. Wonder if she'll actually get back in to it
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The jokes really write themselves
Sis looks like a drag queen…
Maybe it would look better if she toned down the makeup a bit
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She’s overlined her lips and filled in the gap with lipstick just like a drag queen but with none of the finesse. All of her hair sticking to her lips is making me shudder
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She’s deleted that one and replaced it with this filtered version
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And this one with an even more face-altering filter
Kek I knew she wouldn’t keep it up for long, I think the previous post that was deleted was definitely also filtered just not to this degree. Somewhat surprising her hair looks greasy considering she dyed it yesterday and would have had to wash it, she can’t be washing her hair properly.
Apparently she has an appointment to “figure out” where she’ll be going outpatient today, I wonder how that will pan out for her the doctor shopping cannot go on forever surely?
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Oh my god anons
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What in the projection is this shit? Girl get a grip who are you even talking to kek
But if you really like it and you know who you are and what you've achieved, Nonnie
, why bother complaining here? Build some self-esteem
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She used semi-permanent. You have to clean your hair before using it. It contains no developer.>>894046
So, you got triggered
because people making fun of the colour you wear? It's not about you, Nonnie
it comes out, it just comes out on your clothes and on your skin and all the belongings you lean on when your hair is wet.
wherever she's squatting will have a lot to clean up.
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Some art for you nonnies - spoilered for drawing of half a nipple
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And a censored version ^_^
, it is my birthday and my sincerest lolcow birthday wish was for something good to happen in the Lunaverse today. Bless you and your frightening talent.
YOU, madame, are an artiste
this is top tier
Happy birthday nonita! May it be filled an abundance of assorted excellence and the freshest full cream milk>>894114
The crusty lips as censor still has me fucking crying after several hours, truly A+ chef’s kiss toppest of keks
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noni why did you delete this post it made me laugh
Suboxone is used to ease opiate/opioid withdrawals and a lot of people choose to stay on it to maintain, sometimes for years.
Suboxone pills are easier to abuse for the record, sublingual can't be crushed and snorted. She's either back on dope or going to sell them for some Shein haul cash
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here’s her latest shein haul btw
I have a feeling it's not her being back on dope as much as just desperately trying to score literally anything to get high (outpatient, psych shopping, now Suboxone).
What I don't understand is why is she doing this? Will the drugs be cheaper if she gets them prescribed or something? I'm not from the US so I don't understand the healthcare. Surely she must be getting high on some street benzos, otherwise she'd be withdrawing?
>>894177>padding for our bones
Fat does not support bones, muscles do.
A body prepares for pregnancy during pregnancy.
Having a fat liver does not insulate your body
Tuna in that pic was how old? 19/20 or even more, we saw teen pics of her, she was already on the weighty side
How can someone be more out of breath when not on drugs besides being a hypochondriac - she totally must be hyperventilating the whole time - Tuna, don't forget to breathe out
Ayrt, I think you could be right about her just wanting anything she can get her hands on.
Also she's on Medicaid so her subs will be either insanely cheap or free.
How can she use the same Reddit account to post about having been sober for a year and then ask for tips and tricks to try and con her doc into prescribing her suboxone to get high?
Does she think that prescription drugs don't count?
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Subs are not pleasant or fun to abuse, if anything she wants a script to trade for heroin which is has clearly been using. Her arm tracks have been super noticeable for a while now (no, not the hand shit) and - she’s publicly e-begging again
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fakeboi in the comments
Luna, here's an idea. Get your parents to buy you an Uber instead of the useless bullshit you're buying. You don't need a new pair of flimsy ass nails every week.
And what if she gets the job? Are you just gonna beg your followers for Uber money to and from everyday? and then continue posting the ugly shit you're "splurging" on ?
Can confirm, I'm in the medical field. She'd have to prove she's taking opioids by providing a positive piss test, to be prescribed an opioid maintenance prescription, (Suboxone, methadone etc).
People will often switch to Suboxone if they're wanting to taper off methadone. For example, if someone started off on 60ml of methadone per day, and then eventually reduced to 5ml over time, they may be switched to Suboxone and then slowly be tapered off that.
The thing is with methadone, you can use heroin or any other opioid with it, but if you were taking Suboxone (as maintenance) and you tried to get high on heroin, you couldn't, because it blocks it binding to the receptor. It can also precipitate withdrawal if you take it with another opioid. So, if she is actually taking subbies, she won't be able to use heroin on top.
Saged for drug-sperg.
NTA but there's a chasm of difference between nostalgia for the "good times" and doing what Luna is doing. Luna doesn't even have many good times to look back on, she had no other addict friends and she just sat inside for years. She only experienced the bad side of addiction, ODing, being raided by the police, getting ripped off by dealers, etc. Notice how she never actually reminisces about anything in her life, except people dying and "heroin makes me feel good." Wonder if she's having positive memories over the time Lurch got arrested for possession and she carved "hell" into her ankle. Or the time she OD'd and her mom revived her. Or maybe the time one of her friends bought her Starbucks out of pity, then stopped talking to her for months because she was sick of being used for money. She's not remembering any specific events, she's just fiending for heroin.
The main reason her sober life hasn't gotten any better is because she isn't sober
. She's still incapable of doing basic tasks, her addiction is still impacting her life to a severe degree. The "worst day in sobriety is better than the best day of addiction" thing is supposed to refer to your objective situation. A lot of addicts become better people after they stop using, Luna didn't do that. Even Lurch saw some improvement, he looks less deceased now, he got fat and hasn't been to hospital for seizures or abscesses in a long time. Ex-addicts are supposed have more money, more energy, more friends, and be "more alive" because they no longer solely exist to find/take drugs. Luna is still an addict, she has no aspirations outside of "get more drugs and be EuPhOrIc". She cannot improve until she stops with the addict attitude. If that job interview tomorrow even exists (she could be lying for drug money), she will turn up to it extremely high on benzos, then wonder why life won't reward her for being "sober". >>894201>my worst days sober… basically homeless
"Sobriety" didn't make her homeless, and I'm triggered
that she's suggesting it did. Luna, you were homeless 4 years ago, back when you were still actively taking heroin. Take responsibility for your own actions, and stop being a faggot.
NY area drunk ranting incoming >>894222
Much like Luna, I live in a NYC suburb, and like tons of other people I know, for the majority of my adult life, I’ve woken up early af, driven 10/15 min to the train station, taken a train and transferred once, then taken a subway once I hit nyc and walked 5-10 min to the office. Total timing of 1.5 hours on a good day. Tons of people do this shit TO MAKE MONEY TO LIVE but she expects it handed to her. It’s infuriating tbh. This is a totally normal commute for everyone in this area. >>894219
If she wasn’t so damned lazy, and got a minimum wage job years ago while squatting, she’d be set. They have a ton of housing specifically in new Rochelle/Yonkers etc where it’s luxury buildings but they have to set aside a certain # of units for income based housing. It’s a lottery and you have to keep applying over and over, but I know several people working low wage jobs (retail, medical assisting etc) in really nice complexes paying like $500/mo based on income. These are apartments that rent for like $2800 normally. You need hustle for that tho. And you have to have a full time job to get approved.
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>>894190>It's like an hour of multiple busses>I need to be there at 10 am
Jesus christ fatso, it's like getting ready for school. Wake up at 6 am, slather on your clown makeup, shove yourself into some stretched out shein clothes, all by 8:45 or 9am. It's not that hard Tuna, I'm dying. This is the same bitch who will reee day in and day out that normies have it easy, when fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the kitchen door can't even be assed to wake up early without e-begging.
she will also blame this site/the internet/bullies for this fake job not hiring her>>894190
I’m so fucking secondhand embarrassed for her right now, jfc. r e t a r d
And it's not only begging for the one direction uber drive, no but for to it and back from it.
I mean, one can try.
This is one of the reasons it sounds like bullshit. That and it's this dumbass who lies all the time about everything kek. >>894223
tl;dr. Can we have a bit less blogging in this thread please? It's getting a bit much lately.
This is one of those weird posts that indicates exactly why she doesn’t take sobriety seriously. She’s always tempting addicts on Reddit to relapse like an absolute psycho if you check her post history.>>894190
I kind of get what she means as I’ve always lived/worked in the city and public transportation really does tack on a lot of time between transfers but taking an Uber to work every day is not sustainable if she actually wants this job and it’s not another “they didn’t hire me and I sent out 109577483 applications!!! UwU” sob story.
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Right, that’s why your hands are shaking. Try brushing your hair.
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That’s so fucking grim. That’s exactly why she’ll never climb out of addiction: she can’t connect her drug use with her circumstances. To her, she’s only homeless when she’s sober. Drug use will always be an acceptable coping mechanism to her. It’s her “medicine”. >>894277
Agreed. I work in a medical capacity with the elderly, in a very conservative area. Even in that role, a natural makeup look is completely appropriate. The only place I’ve heard of where no makeup would be expected is in sterile environments - certain laboratories and medical supply manufacturers, for example. Now, theatrical drag queen makeup like Tuna favors is only going to be appropriate in limited settings. Tuna has no social awareness to know what those settings are.
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Ok can we stop the infighting please? I think it's established both beautiful and ugly people both wear makeup.
I'm sure you're both very pretty, now can we get back to Grimace x Ronald.
I’d wear this tinfoil too, but it does
look to me like she tried for an interview-appropriate look. Her makeup is more subtile, the outfit is not revealing and is age appropriate. It seems like she did make some (poor) effort to look presentable. I think she did want the job.
Min wage service and retail jobs literally do not care about that stuff anymore. Do you not notice your basic surroundings when you go shop or eat somewhere, nona? Every service or retail worker has multiple tats/dyed hair/piercings.
Low-wage jobs just need someone who can show up most of the time and remain conscious for their entire shift (which, to be fair, Tuna cannot, so she's never going to hold a job).
gold star, nonnie
You know, make up doesn't change your features/facial structure, but it can even out skin tone.
It's not like we hide behind a full beard + neck-beard.
And even then, usually you get hired for your qualification and general behaviour and not if you are a beauty queen or not.
That being said, I see dark for Luna, she has no practical qualifications. Imagine she has an interview at a beauty salon and tells them, she knows how to bleach and colour hair - and then they look at her hair.
Her outfit was nice enough (at least what we could see), she should've put the hair in a low bun to hide the damage.
The only thing she did constant for a decade is taking drugs.
What the heck is that job? (I think it is surely an office related job since she goes on about her holiday job she had once)
Make him read the threads from thread 1. It's well worth it.
You know, if you think about her SW "career", she was never good at selling herself.>>894301
And it's the right time of the year, oh Tuna, please consider.
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Office assistant. I mean, at least she gets to sit down for that.
she could get a fast food job or gas station/convenience store job and work it for 6 months and then try gun for office assistant jobs, she'd probably have a lot more luck.
who would she even give as employer references if they asked? alltard? lmao
im just spitballing but funny she didnt mention her worst days high. outside looking in, id put in the running that was the day she got naked, pissed in a cup, drank it, called her dad, then sent the footage to a stranger who leaked it to the internet, for dope money
but she was swell then, had a blast, 10/10 relaxing and misses it
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holy hands, so dainty and small uwu
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she says she took her piercings out for the interview so if this is actually in front of the place she interviewed at then she either lied or took them out on the street before walking in
no attractive person gets this triggered
when someone calls them ugly kek, never seen so much bitter cope and envy in one paragraph. let pretty girls like how they look and move on you self loathing fugster.
Exactly, I mean goddess forbid us women have some confidence/decent self esteem and like how we look regardless of whether makeup is involved. And for the nonettes itt feeling a bit down on themselves, it could always be worse. Just be thankful you’re not the product of a crossbreeding experiment between Grimace and Ronald >>894351
This is sending me I’m the same height as her and my hands are quite literally half the size of these monstrous mitts
Tunanator’s uwu so dainty LARP is one of the most enduringly hilarious things about her >>894297
She looks absolutely off her gourd here, good grief
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This is so rich coming from Luna who is judgemental and unkind about others in similar predicaments as her.
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Our gorl is hard at work nonitas
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Guess who keeps inventing job interviews because she's getting triggered
by us talking about how useless she is RONALD SLATER DOES
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just noticed she privated her likes on tumblr cuz we called out things like her liking draco malfoy fanfic kek
Literally looking like a cheap cheap cheap haunted mannequin. She really should just stand outside as a Halloween decoration, croaking to kids about the dangerous of being conceived on the stairs of a methadone clinic or having thighs that cause Haiti. I'm sure Lurch could easily join in on the festivities as well. Best chance the gruesome twosome have of both being employed. Better take advantage Tuna, only a couple weeks left for your peek marketing season!>>894452
She'd go nuts buying bike shorts, even in -20 below dead of winter. She's just got that advanced type of financial savvy that us full time employed idiots could never comprehend. I mean, would any of us even be smart enough to post full frontal vagina pics with our faces included for free on reddit?? That's some advanced level of genius that I know personally, I could just never obtain. We just wish we had her hustle & work ethic!>>894430
& They're all around the same size, all in black & white & all by the same artist. You can tell she always puts in lots of thought & planning into these things.
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the post below this says she has another interview on monday
And the crown of
roses. Junkie Jesus has risen from the psych ward, hallelujah. She really is off the charts with the narcissism.
yeah it varies by state, maybe a NY anon knows Luna’s situation better. in my state, my boss stopped calling applicants because so many people apply just to maintain benefits. so we only bother with people who are actively trying
to get a job.
no, pretty sure lurch just used to save/sell his doses most people on methadone were getting takehomes during covid/pandemic up until about mid 2021, around the time where luna posted on reddit saying she used methadone to detox. would've been fairly easy for him to do.
lunas just trying to get subs to sell them most likely. i don't think lurch goes to the clinic anymore, it was for a court thing, but we can't be exactly sure what he does everyday, i remember him posting a bathroom picture sometime in the last year or so that looked like it could've been in a clinic bathroom though.
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Lamenting over her online childhood "bf" jUsT oNe fUcK gUyZ!!!!!!!
So poor but that's clearly an Uber? Is she incapable of taking public transport?? I guess daddy paid for it
Also the hat looks stupid af
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Where are the bag or tags ever?
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There was no sound. Look at those teeth.
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Poor Luna, it is hard not to look like a drug seeker when you are in fact a drug seeker.
I do love how this person suggests a shot (which would guarantee to the doctor that you are really just wanting relief, not wanting to fuck with the meds you're given) but she glazes right on by that…at least pretend to be interested, you drug seeker
Bear in mind that there is a nonzero chance this is lurch not Luna, but point still stands. And if it is Luna, 100% lurch told her about Subutex and to ask reddit about it
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Weekend at Lurchies
Quick Tuna AI poem:
God is not a woman
blood red hair is an allusion to an old man I once dated (in a suburban beach town), an aging rocker in need of amputating his feet
i cut my own fingernails every day, weep, hate the pain
blood red hair represents the transition from from the light to the dark
my impulse for a quiet life with a moderate income after a few years of good paying jobs was cut short and red hair started
i want to be very specific about my intention to write these words
I want to make you uncomfortable
annexation, tribal warfare, pill mills, relapse
sadness, secret envy, drug-induced euphoria
timid angelical church shopping, rituals and drinking
police on a speedboat, school-to-prison pipeline
calling family when i fall down
also, i want a topless man, a molester, to touch me under the shoulder
still the same broken clock is telling me i have not enough time
a wedding ring, a baby on the way, god to put an end to all of this
i want to get fucked on the side of a mountain
a bubble bath in the middle of nowhere
i wanna see a quick lotto win before the alarms start to ring
the stakes are higher, the dreams are more precious
but, i’m back, my methadone is higher
i'm 26 and my teeth are still perfect
my fiancé is a liar and he deserves to be sent to prison
there are no quick fixes here
all the time i spend ruminating, guessing, or living is a waste
but fuck, i can write like a demon
and not feel a thing
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Can’t wait to hear the outcome of this one
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I know exactly why I never never ever open the lolcow frontpage and only specific threads. Bump
"the staff are on constant alert"
lmao good one.
I don’t know about current admin but the last admin routinely worked with the authorities re: the cp raids, this shit is taken extremely seriously. There’s a lot that goes on that farmers aren’t aware of, maintaining this site for free isn’t exactly a walk in the park, no one is perfect or without fault but I feel like the staff really need to be cut some slack sometimes, especially in the wake of the kf calamity and influx of scrotes and other kiwifags. Anyway, back to Tuba>>894672
This made me audibly chuckle, if you told us Tuna wrote it herself I’d believe it>>894664
They’re booked until December, I reckon ebil dad is putting his foot down, or at least tightening the purse strings
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Luna is a crab people confirmed
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>>894742>gold chain and silver chain at the same time
Jfc the way her ginormous gunt is being suffocated by those pants/leggings>>894748
Mixed metals can work but definitely not like this
I only go once a week now since I have take homes now, but when I was going everyday, I saw him everyday. Now I just see him once a week when I go. He doesn't have women around him besides the loud fat black chicks with their black bfs that he loudly talks to with his best tuff new yowker accent. He loiters out front and the security guards always tell him to move on so he just stands across the street or further down. He's not the only one- the clinic is the place where addicts current and former like to "chop it up on the block" aka talk shit to each other like a social club. I've never seen him middle manning or selling drugs (he'd get his ass beat for stepping on toes), plus he's always trying to stay tight with the blacks.
I'm short af but he doesn't look 6'6“. Over 6' for sure, maybe 6'3“ at the most.
And I've never compared myself to Tuna. I'm the opposite from her in every way. I just read this thread since it's entertaining plus I see lurch and always laugh because I know what goes on in his life and he doesn't know I know.
JFC that bulge of fat
She looks like she eats a lot of salty food and is retaining a ton of water
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Sage for non-milk reblogs but kek @ Luna gaining an interest in foot fetishes & reblogging coquettish foot porn gifs. It took 8 years and an inpatient stay for her to find out about her "husbands" base-level fetish, because he was asking her friends for feet pics instead of her. True love. Too bad she has ugly hobbit feet, literally every inch of her is cursed and unattractive, not that Lurch deserves any better.
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samefag but her feet are monstrous. From thread #4
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monstrous is the right word kek
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Amazing she was able to photograph this without having the heat shimmer visible
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It's when heat distorts the visual field. She's been wearing those badboys for 6 years, I'm just shocked that the hot stink didn't cause a similar distortion.
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Her "only sneakers" yet from thread 34 she had these
That actually breaks confidentiality agreements with the clinic. You can't even have your phone out to look at it while you're there and I'm not trying to lose 2 years of sobriety at the clinic for lolcow, sorry. You don't have to believe me.
Btw, PC chans, nobody says "the Mexican people make the best empanadas." They say "the Mexicans make the best empanadas". The Persian people speak farsi. The Persians speak farsi. Lurch wants to befriend the black people at the clinic? No. He tries to get in with the blacks. Move to a city with blacks and you'll see pretty quick that they don't call other blacks "black people" all day. I'm glad I'm not risking shit for the PC fags here. Or PC fag people
that's nice nonnie
, go get your methadone and remind yourself that ur the "opposite of tuna"
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kek imagine admitting you're such a junkie poorfag you need to get freebies from a clinic and somehow thinking just because you're not as nasty as tuna, you're any better than her. Blogposters gtfo
That fat scrote pic fits with the vibe of your lack of reading comprehension. Thousands go to the same clinic. 1 anon happens to go to the same one and mentions it, anons ask questions and ask if she's the one saying she's better than Tuba, anon answers no, anons decide that's hate worthy and demand pictures then start making shit up about freebies and saying you're no better than Tuba when anon was literally just answering a basic question.
I used to go to a clinic and you can't have your phone out at some or you get written up. Anon, don't risk shit for these illiterate and rude anons. Tinfoil, the scrote reaction anon is Lurch trying to discredit op so he can continue hanging with THE BLACKS.
Nice like what? Another junkie blogger offering fanfic and preening about how they're better than Tuna? What a loss. >>894883>get btfo>pretend to be someone else
Anon Tuba doesn't even go to a clinic
You ever think some people on methadone have been clean for years to get all of their take homes? You really bought into the stigma of a clinic
Nta but they didn't even blog post but you're going to just rant about it anyway
Op, thanks for the funny info and ignore the anons trying to save Lurch's tough guy image
Your stupidity really brings a bad name to lolcow
How about you bring something worthwhile to the thread if you wanna judge anons that didn't even talk about themselves. Gtfo idiot
Did everyone somehow miss >>894757
in which anon says she both doesn't compare herself to Tuna but also is the opposite of her in every way
Also, why is everyone so quick to believe every anon that randomly chimes with 0 proof lately? Are we forgetting that people can and will make shit up about these two? Can i start a saga that Lurch is running away with Mama Tuna and you'll just have to believe me about it I swear?(literally who cares)
sorry nonnies im >>894825
I forgot to include the time stamp but it’s an old post from like 2020
How did this gem go unnoticed
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that's originally a joint from Justin Bieber
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The average female on here with “superior” red dyed hair to Lunas, per that pathetic convo above:(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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What the non virgins on here and their bf prob look like while having the audacity to hate on anyone (yes even Luna and Lurch- I never said either were the beacon of beauty and success, but y’all are showing your asses pretty blatantly here LOL