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Nominate your favourite moments for the 2023 Lolcow Awards!

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No. 920554

Remember to visit https://lolcow.farm/info and https://lolcow.farm/rules before posting; anyone failing to do so will be exiled to The Hovel to think about what they've done. Each miserable, grimy plushie in Luna's pile contains the eternally tormented soul of an anon who forgot to sage.

Previous Thread: >>914378

The Basics:
>Luna is a 27 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Latest Milk:
>luna is now living in some sort of boarding house, where she spends most of her time benzo'd and methadone'd out, posting photos of her dirty makeup and skincare. occasionally we see a photo of sickly pumpkin or fat lurch. barely posts anything of interest and is a borderline dead cow. don't worry, when summer ends she's totally gonna go blonde you guys!!
>still haggard and fucked up looking as she's always been >>914685, >>914958, >>914987
>talks about how her friend rlyblonde abandoned her, anons speculate if she stole from her >>915245
>lurch gets political, campaign incoming >>915494, >>915571
>still a big bitch despite her "anorexia" >>915880
>"sober friend" aka "methadone clinic friend" starts gifting her things >>916024, >>916025, >>916166, >>916324
>confirmation luna is on methadone >>916384
>more info about her "friend" >>917013, >>917018, >>917020, >>917738
>meanwhile in lurchland >>917845, >>917846, >>918097
>reveals she takes 1600 mg of gabapentin a day >>917901
>posts lurchs adderall prescription, explaining how he can tweet so much about baseball on the daily >>918151
>luna has covid, still seems able to get gibs the whole time >>919169, >>919217, >>919296
>lurch is a fat ass >>919535, >>919536
>new best friend is finally revealed, looks like tranny >>919754
>lurchs mysterious seizures from days of old revealed as heroin/fent withdrawals >>919894
>bridge piercing months away from rejecting >>919999
>makeup and filter free xanax'd up photos posted, jumpscare ensues >>920065, >>920066
>gets vape, becomes whole personality >>920163, >>920170, >>920173, >>920190, >>920224, >>920265, >> 920266, >>920313, >>920378, >>920381, >>920432, >>920471
>wants to go on ozempic >>920192
>in outpatient again at the same place that DARED give the hambeast a personal size pizza >>920312

SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnies
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/
https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]

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No. 920557

>>920554
My moon, My light, my beloved Layla(unsaged retard)

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No. 920566

>>920562
Good lord it's actually a bit shocking just how big she is now. She must qualify as morbidly obese now

No. 920577

>>920566
no but actually she has to be 290-300 at this point. she’s literally a circle and has a real fupa now. oh my god

No. 920578

>>920562
It's crazy too because she's a tall heifer and still manages to look huge. Taller women tend to have a little bit less roundness because of their height but she's full on massive now, to LOOK that big at almost 6' she's got to be around 300lbs now.

No. 920583

>>920562
She doesn't even vape right, she's just pulling it into her mouth and pushing it out. That coil is gonna be burnt in a week

No. 920593


No. 920594

>>920563
She's so materialistic and cheap, it's icky. She really doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself. Fuck the environment and fuck the SHEIN workers, right?

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>>920562
Shaped like an actual clown

No. 920606

I don't vape, but is that a refillable thing, cause how is she still getting nicotine as much as she's sucking on that thing?

No. 920607

>>920583
Idk anything about vaping, but are you saying she's literally breaking her new toy by vape larping? She doesn't look like she ever actually inhales anything.

No. 920609

Has Luna commented on the whole Hamas situation in Israel/Palestine?

No. 920610

>>920607
ntayrt but yes she will break it by doing this, vapes have a sort of fabric wick inside them that get burnt by being used wrong (or too long but not applicable for her disposable)

>>920606
nope that's disposable, either a 'lost mary' brand disposable or a knock-off of one.

No. 920611

>>920609
Why would she? She only cares about herself.

No. 920613

>>920609
Yeah, anon, pretty sure she doesn't even know what that means. I don't think she ever reads the news or gives a shit about anything other than herself.

No. 920616

>>920609
She finished the first draft of her policy paper but she has to wait for peer review before addressing the UN

No. 920617

>>920609
Anon, she probably doesn't even know that those places exist or has ever heard of them.

No. 920620

>>920594
Don't forget; also fuck the people whose art is stolen and then shrunk for these ditzy cheapass stickers. All about the devaluing.

No. 920622

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No. 920628

>>920622
But is it her shoe or Lurch’s? Kek (in all seriousness, that’s like a fucking boat that’s not a shoe)

No. 920629

>>920562
It's really schocking how her vape isn't full of cheap krusty sanrio stickers by now

No. 920635

>>920629
You just gave her the idea kek

No. 920642

>>920622 all I'm looking at is how petite that can of Arizona looks in her swollen mitt. She's never been bigger

No. 920661

>>920628
lurch. it’s just another “look how huge my boyfriend’s dick is” tactic. we’ve (unfortunately) seen it several times, luna. it’s like a limp spaghetti noodle. let it rest. we don’t care.

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>>920562
when you’re shaped like a circle

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No. 920664

>>920663
She looks so trashy. Does anyone remember when she was younger and used to dress (somewhat) cute?

No. 920667

>>920664
She only shops online for cheap cheap cheap. That was like thrift store clothes before. She'd have to walk and junk to go to a real store.(sage this shit)

No. 920668

>>920622
Awww too bad his dick is nowhere as thick as the can lmfao

No. 920669

>>920667
thrift store luna had sorta interesting style. shein luna is just white trash

No. 920684

>>920664
Yeah, she used to have some semblance of "unique" style. Now she's so braindead that all she can do is scroll thru shein, find models she likes, order that, and think she looks good. Sad, really

No. 920691

>>920664
I remember when she dressed how she believed a starving junkie artist looked, but now with the piercings, greasy and grown out red hair, SHEIN stretch clothes, she reminds me of middle aged women in outpatient who would disappear for a week because she had a meth binge and has her mom watch her kids.

No. 920732

i miss her killstar era but she can’t afford it lol(pointless bump)

No. 920835

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this vape has really become her whole personality. surprised she hasn't burned the thing out yet.

No. 920854

Someone should compile a list of all her phases.

No. 920869

>>920835
Well….. at least she brushed most of the crumbs and dirt off the quilt this time before taking a dumb picture

No. 920907

>>920835
Maybe we should start calling her shein-a
>>920854
Cheap! Cheap!

No. 920908

>>920835
I feel sticky just looking at this. Jesus fucking Christ Tuna, wipe off your goddamn camera lens.

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No. 920984

>>920977
i predict shes gonna have a meltdown when the vape runs out

No. 920986

>>920984
It’s a disposable vape so she probably goes through one a day. standard Luna behaviour to get the least economical purchase and fuck up the planet the most in the process.

No. 920987

>>920986
They don't refill?

No. 920992

>>920987
Nope, they don't refill.
>>920986
Yes it's disposable but the particular model she got has enough "juice" where it lasts an average of 1-2 weeks before being thrown away. She's still on the original one, not getting a new vape daily. I'm sure a freakout will ensue when it dies though, especially if she doesn't have the $25ish to buy a new one.

No. 920995

>>920992
>>Nope, they don't refill

What a waste, even for her!

No. 921003

>>920995
You can refill them. As long as you do it before it starts tasting burnt. It won't last forever but it will give you another week or so

No. 921004

>>920984
I predict she'll just use the empty vape for selfies and still be content. That's all she's using it for anyways… the "aestetic". I can see her "needing" a new color though.

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No. 921021

>>921010
Lol I could literally take an identical picture, except in my case the notebook would be a cute one I brought back from Italy with a Renaissance painting on it and instead of Clonezapan it would be Alprazolam and Diazepam + baggies of speed, coke, weed…I vape as well but I live in England(cool story)

No. 921024

>>921010
Also, Blueberry Ice is my least favourite flavour, Luna should try Cherry Peach Lemonade. I'm surprised she didn't go for a pink elf bar!Bubblegum ones are also tasty(double blogpost)

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No. 921031

>>920979
Oh no! What happened the the matching pants?!!

No. 921041

>>921021
>>921024
nobody fucking cares

No. 921043

>>921021
Omg ur so kewl.
Its not even clonazapam its clonidine which is a blood pressurs medication the prescribe for anxiety

No. 921052

>>921021
Lol that's clonidine not klonopin. Not sure why anybody would brag about being on that…but it's luna.

No. 921055

>>920982
Loperamide is not "basically Imodium", it IS Imodium

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>>921021

>>921030
Aw, he finally got her a ring.

No. 921063

>>921057
Didnt he get her a ring a while back? And then it never showed up again like it was pawned for drugs. Or it was her own family heirloom, dont remember now

No. 921084

>>921063
you might be thinking of luna's grandmother's ring, I think

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No. 921093

>>921063
She’s had at least 3 rings.

No. 921122

>>921086
First time I find myself agreeing with her kek.

No. 921145

>>921122
same if she went it would be a (milky) trainwreck. prob swap out lurch even hmmm

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No. 921160

>>921153
Her doodles are always so embarassing

No. 921165

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She posted a video of someone walking their cat.

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No. 921175

>>921153
This is sharpie on canvas?? Why is that so pitiful, why can't she just doodle on computer paper like a normal person? Why does she feel like her shitty ass rose doodle is so important that it needs to be immortalized on canvas? Maybe she intends to paint over it, but I doubt it since it's been ages since she's done anything beyond these ~super deep~ sharpie drawings of her specific prescriptions and other ~totally meaningful~ symbols. It's crap.
>>921160
Yeah seriously

No. 921176

>>921166
Saged for OT but how long does a US Elfbar last? The ones we've here are empty after a day or maybe two

No. 921177

>>921153
>Cyrbulk
>Clonidine
>GAZA

No. 921179

>>921177
Kek, Nona. It’s probably GABA from Gabapentin which she has mentioned before.

No. 921180

>>921176
They're 5,000 hits amd rechargeable, so depending on how much you're puffing on it you'll get 1-2 weeks until it's no good anymore

No. 921192

>>921176
It really depends on how much the owner uses it, I use mine fairly often and each lasts about a month for me.

No. 921227

>>921086
Oh please, nobody would ask your nasty fatass out anyway, Tuna. I think you're safe there

No. 921229

>>921227
You sound like a moid lmao moids have 0 standards they'll harass any woman with a vagina + Luna has a cute face even if she's fat.

No. 921236

>>921229
>>Luna has a cute face

Wut? Have you seen her face lately? She's a monster now.

No. 921243

>>921229
You're very transparent fakeboi. Also reminder that Luna is so revolting even to moids she was reduced to doing shit porn and pandering to a literal pedophile who told her he was into hurtcore CP (which she was totally fine with until he stopped giving her money) because no one was interested in her regular nudes.

No. 921247

>>921243
For someone who claims to hate this place, she sure is here a lot. And the reminder isn't going to mean much since flake is also a pedo.

No. 921248

>>921229
she has a walleye, a dead tooth, rejecting face piercings and old foundation permanently caked underneath slimey slug oil skin products…

No. 921258

>>921175
this is a weird nitpick, nonny. those smaller canvases from dollar tree are like 2 or 3 for $1 – hardly the dumbest thing she's ever spent money on. in the event you were actually curious why she'd bother: benzo/opioid users are quite drawn to tactile sensations. the thought of the marker on canvas was probably appealing to her sloppy ass.

No. 921259

>>921248
nta but the NA people are probably uglier and more unwashed than her, i don't think they have many choices for women

No. 921266

>>921259
No. Luna is bottom of the barrel even for junkies. Thats why it's so funny when she preens and posted herself online and deludes herself into thinking she's anything but gross.

No. 921271

>>921259
uglier, more unwashed and 6ft tall shaped like bowling balls? i doubt it

No. 921283

>>921271
Go touch grass

No. 921284

I think the main problem with Luna is that she always ends up getting bailed out by her evil parents. Luna is happy and fully content living the way she does bc she literally doesn't have to do anything at all other than just lie around and get high all day every day. She literally has the easiest life.

No. 921288

>>921229
You must be fat too if you had to cope that hard. It's not her weight that makes her so repulsive enough that even junkies in NA wouldn't want her. She probably smells like a wet sewer rat and looks like one too

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kek they were being nice, she’s way beyond “kind of chunky”

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Seems like a high dose but I know little about pharmaceuticals

No. 921308

>>921086
She'd much rather be with a middle aged man with a rotten knee who preyed on her as a kid obviously. Tru luv.

>>921307
It's a lot if she's taking it more than once daily. Have to wonder if she actually was prescribed these for anxiety or she's scammed them off some diabetic or epileptic who actually needs them.

No. 921309

>>921153
this is middle-school tier. this is one step above venus' dumpster art and thats not saying much. sharpie on canvas. jesus fucking christ. why waste money on a canvas when you're gonna use a normal-sized sharpie on it.

No. 921313

>>921299
I just can't fathom how being anywhere near 300lbs and she didn't think of herself as at least chunky like girl what?

No. 921314

There is something very disgusting stuck on her index and middle nails. It looks like something she fished out of her crack when scratching her ass

No. 921317

>>921305
>>921299
Are the filters making her head look big or is her hairline getting worse?

No. 921318

>>921308
Scammed. Not just because it's her kek but also she's hiding the label. If they were hers, she'd be flashing it around.

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>>921299
The comments lol

No. 921322

>>921314
Ohhhh lordddd I wish I never looked, she's truly fucking repulsive, and she's worried about being "kind of chunky" kek

No. 921327

>>921307 that is a FUCKED UP high dose of gaba. I'm surprised she can even crank out a doodle. I suppose it helps get ignore the grim reality of her circumstances but holy shit, they've given her a prescription lobotomy.

No. 921329

>>921299
The boobs… My God I've never seen boobs do that before.

No. 921330

>>921327
I wish they would give her a high-strenght prescription for MAD

No. 921334

>>921307
Ah shit small blogpost, but my bf who takes the same meds takes 600 mg 3x day, but he also has had two extreme spinal surgeries in 10 years… im not sure why shes on such a high dose but I am aware people can abuse them for a similar high to heroin? Sorry i just wanted to give perspective on the dosage

No. 921335

>>921321
Why are these people enabling obesity? She needs to feel shame and work on it damnit

No. 921338

>>921327
Nah, 800mg is high, but it's not outrageously high. Pharmfag, but I have plenty of patients that take that shit two or three times a day. And also re: clonidine, if you take enough of them, it can give you a similar high to Adderall - euphoria and energy. It's almost impressive the way junkies will find a way to abuse fucking everything.
I imagine Luna pharmacy hops between different chains, if she's even getting this stuff legally. Just the stuff she shows us is a huge red flag to anyone looking at her medication profile.

No. 921353

>>921307
I feel like her bartard pillhead girl aesthetic would be so fucking hot and cool if she was skinny and actually looked after her hygiene.(bait)

No. 921354

>>921338
>Nah, 800mg is high, but it's not outrageously high. Pharmfag, but I have plenty of patients that take that shit two or three times a day
I take 8mg xanax these days lmao and I'm still fine but barely any dr prescribes benzos so I have to source my shit from the street where I get eastern European diaz and alp for £2 a pill. but Tbh I know it's the legit stuff, in the UK there's no presses with fent or anything like that. The worsrt shit you can get is like Etizolam. I still regret getting addicted to this shit and wouldn't wish in on my worst enemy. I also get my shit off the internet. This thread os so funny to read when you've smoked a fucking blunt and took 6mg alp lmao(blogposting retard)

No. 921355

>>921322
Right maybe if she had better hygiene and had the self-awareness not to post hairy fecal horrors alongside her pilled-out aesthetic photo she would feel better about herself lmao

No. 921356

>>921299
it's amazing what prescribed drugs can do to your brain. She is massive, she is fat, chunky is very nice for the way she looks. How can't she see it herself or ignore it? It's not funny being obese and you notice it every moment of the day, except when your brain is constantly fried.

>>921335
exactly that, she looks unhealthy, sure, she is tall and she will always be heavier than a small skinny woman, but telling her that "nothing wrong with some thickness" is not okay. This is not some thickness, it's more like some solid pounds overweight, which she could get rid of if she would walk everywhere instead of being in a car.

No. 921358

>>921354
jfc anon it’s time to get help. Nothing is funny about being perpetually fucked up, the biggest junkie award prize is death. So many anons post here about their drug usage compared to Luna’s and it’s just fucking sad. Find a detox center, find a rehab, stop wasting your money on this garbage. You see how pathetic Luna’s life is, she’s just lost, spinning in circles but she can’t get out because she doesn’t get real help to get clean and deal with her issues. That is another version of you.

No. 921362

>>921353
Lol get help.

No. 921371

>>921354
>in the UK there's no presses with fent or anything like that
kek offtopic but you're taking counterfeit xanax, get down from your ivory tower. There aren't legit xanax pills in the UK and your hookup with 'eastern european benzos' is pressing them himself.

No. 921373

>>921334
GABAS are great for heroin withdrawals. A lot of junkies use them to help the symptoms when they can't get a fix.

No. 921374

>>921271
>>921288
its always embarrassing when sheltered retards show their ignorance because i highly doubt youve even driven past an NA because if you did you'd know its full of the same crowd as homeless shelters. its full of grimy disturbing pervy ass moids who will harrass any woman. not to mention, they wouldnt know her social media handles. so put down your phone and get some perspective.
>>921307
pharmfag too and could tell right off the bat those are 800mg gabapentin, which is suspect because:
1.) shes so obviously a fucking junkie so its guaranteed shes gonna misuse and abuse it. pharmacy staff already know her as the dumb junkie
2.) providers where I'm from don't like prescribing 800mg pills and use lower strength ones. I'm kinda wondering if shes doctor shopping and found a sketchy one. bitch is never sober and should take a shower. she cant hide her junkie-ness with that stupid skincare shit
>>921358
hopefully one day you realize what youre doing with your life.

No. 921378

>>921371
I thought you could get Xanax in the UK but only on private prescription?

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No. 921385

>>921374
Interestingly enough, it's super easy for junkies to get high doses of Gabapentin (like 800mg 4x daily) in my region as well as hers. Not sure if the whole US is like that, and pretty sure it's now a controlled drug in some states.
Junkies going into rehab are prescribed this stuff 99% of the time, and they usually end up staying on it. From what I've heard it's either prescribed to ease withdrawals, for "anxiety," or they lie about having nerve pain and the rehab doctors dgaf. I assume she's abusing it, as most junkies do.
Anyway, weight gain is a super common side effect of Gabapentin! I'm sure our dainty frail gorl won't continue to balloon up over time. Bitch is lucky to be called "kind of chunky" lmao a few more months of all that gabapentin and she'll be blessed to hear "kind of obese"

No. 921387

>>921382
"kind of chunky" is very generous for her. idk if she even owns a scale, but the number should be clear as day that she's not even overweight, but obese. she should get that through her head and make lifestyle changes to fix that, instead of getting triggered and whining on the internet when someone bursts her bubble that she's not a skinny delicate ana nymph.

No. 921388

>>921387
> instead of getting triggered and whining on the internet when someone bursts her bubble that she's not a skinny delicate ana nymph
Especially when you considered she has never been thin.

No. 921391

>>921381
And now we go back to Tuna making pills her entire identity. Last thing she needed was more pills. I cannot wait to see what she turns into in a few more years. Jabba the Hut

No. 921393

>>921383
If she's worried that people perceive her negatively she could decide not to post photos where she looks like a dead body but I don't think she's ever going to stop. The dichotomy of wanting the aesthetic of being suicidal while also juggling with being so narcissistic that how dare anyone call her anything other than a beautiful angel baby from heaven.

No. 921399

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No. 921400

>>921399
She looks like an old dog that has diseases and will die soon

No. 921401

>>921399
Got damn she looks like she got pummeled in the face. Swollen and disgusting

No. 921405

>>921399
Not a bone or a tendon to be seen on our ana queen

No. 921406

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No. 921407

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No. 921411

>>921400
Anon this had me laughing out loud. You’re right, she does

No. 921414

>>921406
>you see I NEED my klonopin, for my period cramps
dumb junkie logic

No. 921419

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No. 921420

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No. 921421

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No. 921422

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No. 921423

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No. 921425

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No. 921430

>>921424
She has to be high off her gourd because wtf is this

No. 921435

>>921425

is she using a new filter? Why does her face look like that

No. 921436

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No. 921444

>>921436
It took everything in me to not comment on this lol

No. 921445

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>>921436
she was being nice you fucking behemoth

No. 921446

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No. 921447

>>921406 "fuck pcos" as she speedruns to diabetes. Bitch needa get off the gabapentin and get on the metformin

No. 921448

>>921446
it kills me how she draws them on like that every single day

No. 921450

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No. 921451

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No. 921459

File: 1698102940549.jpeg (673.37 KB, 1290x1957, IMG_2223.jpeg)

She sees nothing wrong with her eye

No. 921460

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Her piercing makes me ill

No. 921461

>>921436
What exactly does she want to be referred as

No. 921462

>>921461
Probably curvy, chubby if she’s having a bad self esteem day. I don’t get how someone who has been fat most (if not all) of their life can be offended over being called chunky when they’re as corpulent as Luna.

No. 921464

>>921436
She really wants people to know someone called her chunky. If it's still on her mind I don't blame her but to post about it specifically so people can go "oh nooo, it's not true, you're the most special little waif baby cherub of all time!" She puts so much emphasis on external validation and posts hairy poop nails like no one's going to notice. I don't think calling someone chunky to their face is very nice but to be fair she's probably cunty to others and these people are just giving it back.

No. 921465

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No. 921467

>>921465
What's that yellow shit by the corner of her mouth? Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it was genuinely shit.

No. 921469

>>921465
Why why why WHY would you post pictures of yourself looking like you were crying and eating spaghetti at the same time? And her calling these rare all the time like she isn't constantly posting her bare face. You aren't a pokemon card, bitch! She really thinks someone is going to see her bridge piercing covered in unidentifiable filth and say, "wow, you really are such a natural beauty". The delusional of it all. Forget about being considered beautiful or attractive, how about you wash your fucking face first? Damn.

No. 921472

>>921419
Chunky Funky has no concept of burning calories by basic movement. Get your ass to a park- to a gym. Fasting for 12 hours is only going to make you binge tuna

No. 921473

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No. 921474

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No. 921475

>>921472
don’t most people fast for twelve hours unless they have to get up really early?

No. 921476

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No. 921479

>>921469
>crying and eating spaghetti
I'm cackling, thank you anon

No. 921480

>>921419
And there she goes, beginning the restrict stage of the binge restrict cycle, again and again only to keep gaining weight
>>921446
kek
>>921459
This person has to be a troll, right?

No. 921483

>>921475
>>921475
My joke was the very fact that seems to be her challenge. Everytime she pulls this triggered ana larp she only “appears” thinner and the weight gain happens with her never ending junk food quest.

No. 921485

>>921475
I do intermittent fasting for most days of the week and it's not even considered a fast until you're at least at 16 hours. Most people don't eat for 2-3 hours before bed, and sleep for 8-9 hours, and have a morning routine. Meaning most people don't eat for about 12 hours overnight without even thinking about it at all, it's very normal.

No. 921490

>>921465
i will always be amazed at the dichotomy of luna absolutely hating herself yet never missing an opportunity to take a selfie.

No. 921491

>>921385
Yep, she will most definitely gain even more weight on Gabapentin.

No. 921494

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No. 921495

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No. 921497

>>921494
You looked for your jammy shirt for a half hour? Wow what goal oriented type A achievement

No. 921498

>>921497
And the live in a fucking one room BOX.

No. 921501

>>921430
This good sir/madam, is a bag of artificially fertilized potatoes. One of those big sacks that grandpa would buy at the farmers market. Or a Mister Potato Head

No. 921502

>>921399
Her left eye is looking around for that Juicy shirt.

No. 921512

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>>921494
>>921495
The facial expressions make her look like Miranda Sings…

No. 921513

When is the last time she posted a full body photo? She tells on her weight gain with these angled selfies, kek

No. 921528

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>>921229
a cute face huh?

No. 921529

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No. 921530

>>921529
omg they exhumed Rocky Dennis

No. 921552

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No. 921558

>>921528
i wonder where her hair rollers ended up

>>921552
can't even wash her hands for the engagement ring photo

No. 921601

>>921528
no seriously. she is HIDEOUS on a good day. even back before the heroin.

No. 921639

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“playing” sorry but i’ve never seen a cat that fully attacks their owner as while “playing” - a little scratch sure - but a full on attack?

No. 921641

>>921639
I've never been scratched by a cat in my life, even when playing. She did something to the cat that made it so angry.

No. 921642

>>921639
With how gross she is, that's gonna get infected. Also no way that cat likes her. I've never once been scratched like that in the face by any cat while playing

No. 921644

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No. 921650

>>921644
Oh God. The literal dirt behind her ear. The smegma on her ear. The roll where her neck meets her shoulder plus the lack of collar bone. She makes me nauseous.

No. 921652

>>921639
can't believe no one is mentioning that GOITER. poor sis thyroid tryna escape

No. 921656

>>921644
>>921639
Why would she take so many photos of this? Oh no my cat scratched me this is so hurtcore uwu Pumpkin is probably hungry and retaliating.

No. 921658

>>921639
She is so funny. Sitting there bleeding so you can take some gross, embarassing pictures showcasing your grime, for social media? I bet she was manhandling the cat and trying to take a selfie with it and it finally had enough of her shit

No. 921660

>>921658
that cat looks constantly stressed and i’ll bet it’s easily irritated. she probably had a death grip on it trying to “play” and between the filthy environment, no litter box, sporadic food situation, and constant access to human drugs, it’s probably in fight or flight constantly and figured the only way to escape was to kick luna’s ass. good for pumpkin.

No. 921741

>>921644
What is the excuse here? How congealed do your brain cells have to be to think this state of grime would ever be permissible? I would pay for Luna to get an MRI scan just to see how shrunken the peanut trapped in her skull is compared to a normal human being.
>>921652
>poor sis thyroid tryna escape
Nonna pls, I can't breathe

No. 921750

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No. 921751

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No. 921752

>>920616
old as fuck post but gave me a very hearty kek

>>921751
who took these? did she accost a randomer?? imagine reluctantly accepting to take a pic of these and luna hands you her phone and it’s slightly slick, a crumb of something falls off in your hand, and the screen is coated in grease and dirt

No. 921753

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>>921751
samefag but lurch’s right hand is very porcine in this

No. 921760

>>921751
that is one big bitch

No. 921768

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No. 921771

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No. 921772

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Spoiler to same image just on tumblr

No. 921773

>>921770
Whoa, she's bending at the waist and still that huge.

No. 921774

>>921771
More like a goblin.

No. 921775

File: 1698534082547.jpg (755.53 KB, 1080x1962, Screenshot_20231028_160119_Sam…)

>>921753
That's what chronic drug use does. I'm sure his heart is ruined.

No. 921777

>>921513
>>When is the last time she posted a full body photo? She tells on her weight gain with these angled selfies, kek
>>921770
Ask and thou shall receive!

No. 921778

>>921777
Ayrt kek! I called it I promise she is pushing 285 lbs/ size 18 right now. Hefty and wiiiiiiddddeeeee

No. 921780

>>921778
she was a size 18 a long time ago when she appeared way way thinner. she’s gotta be like a 22.

No. 921784

>>921780
For all the medical diagnoses she has shared she needs to post her actual weigh in stats. Im so tired of her uwu triggered reaction when she feels fat. Common, luna do a gym arch already please! Show us selfies on a treadmill or a bowl of salad before you become a AR death fattie

No. 921785

>>921771
Sis you straight up look like a sewer rat

No. 921792

>>921784
That would require to feel bad at first to feel good in the long run. When all she wants is to feel good in the moment-feel bad in the long run.

No. 921793

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No. 921794

>>921771
This looks like a downie version of those snapchat chav memes

No. 921795

>>921771
Jesus Christ is she going bald? I don't remember her hairline looking like that. Maybe that's why she stopped bragging about hair growth, she can't even do that anymore kek

No. 921797

>>921795
I wonder if she knows that all the things she does to her body (smoke, drugs, stress) is really bad for your hair, skin and nails… someone should tell this poor fairy from the forest.

No. 921801

>>921793
The ear, the fur… jfc that poor kitty. Rip

No. 921869

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No. 921899

I'm actually curious why she is unable to wash herself or her clothing?
Even handwashing those stained leggings or washing her hand for her photos?

No. 921907

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No. 921914

>>921907
So she's dressed up as satanic Grimace? How creative!!!

No. 921926

>>921907
Where's she even gonna go for halloween?

No. 921929

>>921926
McDonald's! It's finally time for Grimace to reunite with Ronald and the Hamburglar

No. 921930

>>921907
She stays hiding her hair since anon called it kek

No. 921936

>>921899
she's a lazy piece of shit

No. 921937

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No. 921938

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No. 921977

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looking creepy as hell

No. 921979

>>921977
how much do you wanna bet she spent more time taking selfies than playing with it?

No. 922021

>>921937
all of the weird hoarded clothing she has and she can’t come up with ANY costume idea?! she’s sooooOooOooOo artsy and creative guys!

No. 922023


No. 922040

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No. 922044

>>922040
does she think she’s an influencer??

No. 922048

>>922040
These are totally ~sober~/ just ~artsy~ thoughts, haters.

No. 922050

>>922040
nice hair grease stain on poor Rilakkuma's face

No. 922051

>>922044
She influences me to remember to brush my teeth before I fall asleep and appreciate the fact that my man doesn’t look like Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple, for what it’s worth, so yeah I suppose she is technically. Thanks, Luna.

No. 922052

>>922040
>really invigorated me with positivity and creativity
>goes home and puts the same dirty sweatpants back on to do the same exact thing she does every day
She's so silly. And I'm sure it's the drugs, not the guitar making her feel that way kek

No. 922065

>>922040
You get no engagement because you are boring, tuna. No one is interested in your moon face selfies holding up your shitty rose tattoo.

No. 922081

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No. 922095

>>922081
“Moisturized and glowing” made me snortlaugh so hard I woke up everyone in the house. Never change, tuna.

No. 922097

>>922081
she's got crack confidence again

No. 922101

>>922097
She was at her skinniest on crack, so that makes sense that she would hope back on it on her 200th ana trigger relapse

No. 922165

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No. 922182

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Why would he get kicked out for taking out someone's trash?

No. 922183

>>922182
nothing in this run-on sentence makes any sense.

No. 922184

>>922183
Thank you kek my brain was melting trying to figure out who "he" was

No. 922187

>>922182
After reading that like 8 times I THINK she meant Matthew was going to a friends and bringing him canned food but the friend threw it out and Matthew was banned from the building? Not that it makes any more sense

No. 922188

>>922182
if he was the one to throw it out they can ban him for dumping. it's illegal in some cities to put trash in bins that you aren't allowed to use (like businesses you don't work at or apartments you don't live in which seems to be the case here)

No. 922192

>>922182
He was dealing

No. 922200

>>922192
ding ding ding!

No. 922249

>>921977
Cackled at this. Very Jeff the Killer.(non contribution non sage)

No. 922284

>>922192
Yeah I was gonna say this is so obvious to most people that those "cans of food from a friend" is drugs he was probably dropping off somewhere

No. 922340

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Lurch pre- Easter head island evolution
1/5 she posted on instagram

No. 922341

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2/5

No. 922342

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3/5 flower child

No. 922343

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4/5

No. 922344

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5/5

No. 922350

Does anyone have the video of Luna disrespecting her dad on the phone to a john?

No. 922351

>>922350
Do you mean the one in which she says she got a job and then gets naked? If so, it’s archived here >>>/pt/758661

No. 922358

>>922340
he kept his piss cartons close even back then

No. 922361

>>922340
>>922342
>>922344
What an ugly dude. Looks like someone smacked the front of his face with a pan and his face stayed that way.

No. 922381

>>922340
I remember when she posted this for the 1st time, it was a random photo she found at Roger's. Lurch was 19 in the New Years and look like a complete tard

No. 922417

>>922341
sometimes i sit and remember she literally decided to spend her life with her mom’s drug dealer. and then her mom just… let her hang out with him when she was underage? just horrible people everywhere

No. 922437

>>922340
Nice to see he's always lived in filth, look at those dirty shoes on the sofa

No. 922445

>>922340
She really saw an old man living in a trash can and thought he was perfect

No. 922472

>>922340
I wonder if that juice carton was full of piss. He's probably been at that for a long time kek

No. 922504

>>922340
This pic goes so well together with the one of Luna in her bed in with her vibrator peaking through one of the drawers. Two peas in a pod.

No. 922506

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No. 922512

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>>922506
Footage of the neighbor bringing her a TV to sell

No. 922513

>>922506
look at her meaty arm in the tv's reflection

No. 922525

>>922506
>michealwave positioned right up against the TV instead of the kitchen
???

No. 922531

>>922525
There’s no kitchen. I’m sure there’s a comunal one but you saw how she was about the shared spaces in the Airbnbs.

No. 922532

>>922506
Now she can heat water!

No. 922533

>>922525
She and the easter island head mooch off society in a junkie boarding house with a shared kitchen and bathroom. They only stay in their own room. Which looks like only 3x5.

No. 922534

>>922506
Peep the q-tips. You know neither of them are cleaning their ears. Much sober.

No. 922536

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No. 922539

>>922506
You really can see how small a space they shoe horn her fat ass into is by the reflection. Imagine the smell…and now they're going to microwave food in there too! You know it'll never get cleaned.

No. 922549

>>922534
I doubt Luna is using it wipe off makeup smudges

No. 922552

>>922533
not only do they never leave but they also keep a cat confined in that tiny ass space cluttered with garbage

No. 922558

>>922506
What are they going to do with a TV? Kek

No. 922568

>>922512
Fuckin kek anon
>>922506
That microwave looks filthy, not surprised she didn't wipe it off first before decorating it with her equally filthy landfill shit.

No. 922595

File: 1699636952522.jpg (481.55 KB, 1080x2097, fan art.jpg)

Not Luna, but related to her, this portrait is so bad.

No. 922598

>>922595
kek she drew her with the snapchat filter on

No. 922615

File: 1699655801644.jpeg (236.9 KB, 1179x1077, IMG_2940.jpeg)

so sorry for not milk. but this makeup artist jumpscared me on insta the other day and i kept wondering why it looked so familiar and i’ve just figured it out

No. 922621

>>922615
Ohh my damn it's like tuna seen this tutorial, thought oh yeah that's a nice look, and ran with it. I know I've seen those exact eyebrows in more than one of her selfies kek

No. 922622

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No. 922623

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No. 922624

>>922622
god damn.. did she get a cheque from the government or something today or is she stealing that much at once? thats at least like $75 worth of product if not more. 95% useless shit too

No. 922638

>>922624
Typical junkie haul. She's admitted to liking to steal while high on xanax

No. 922646

>>922624
If it's stuff she paid for, her lazy ass buys it online and gets it delivered. CVS has always been her shoplifting spot because she can steal shit while picking up her scripts.

No. 922668

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No. 922673

>>922668
That rings about to cut off all circulation to her piggu finger

No. 922689

>>922646
CVS seems more probable. Picks up her refill or gabapentin or something, then steals dumb shit thinking it'llsave her raggedy dirty ass skin

No. 922721

File: 1699914399655.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1290x1731, IMG_2504.jpeg)

If it weren’t for the stray hairs this picture would almost be not gag-worthy, which is impressive for tuna

No. 922741

>>922721
I thought she stole this from the toy section of dollar general. Why does she wear such ugly shit. She has zero style anymore which I suppose is the least of her issues

No. 922749

File: 1699960245332.jpeg (169.34 KB, 750x768, 7BC034AF-27B1-428B-9126-F3F010…)

She posted another skincare/beauty haul before (not worth taking a screenshot) and this was the comment section, lol.

No. 922754

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i guess this explains why she's always so dirty it's too hard to steal basic hygiene products

No. 922755

>>922754
Is that you? Where did you get this screenshot?

No. 922756

>>922755 yeah this is my personal message with luna(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 922757

sorry idk how to format this shit correctly i usually only lurk

No. 922761

>>922754
She's going to block you because she lurks here too and she's going to see this post, jsyk. Was there more to your conversation?

No. 922762

>>922754
it makes it worse that she has her friends mother paying for all this useless shit, especially when she's so short with her in texts. she's such an ungrateful piece of shit. if someone was offering to take me to cvs and pay for the whole trip i would literally feel bad grabbing more than 1 thing, even if it was essential. yet she treats it like an actual shopping spree and fills her basket to the brim with anything and everything

No. 922764

This "friend's mom" sounds like a total dipshit if she's been buying Tuna all this useless shit for years. Why doesn't she just tell Tuna to get a job already?
Also, I can see "needing" some body wash (kek, like she uses it, dirty bitch) and some shampoo but no. bitch, you do not need 4 fucking serums and all that other garbage.

No. 922767

>>922749
She deleted the post lol. Maybe don’t show off your vapid consumerism on social media if you don’t want people to make comments… just an idea

No. 922771

>>922764
I have a feeling maybe the mom takes her for essentials (pads, toothpaste, facewash.. like the alleged toothpaste and face wash she didn't include in her haul picture) and tuna wanders off and steals a bunch of shit in the same trip.

No. 922773

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No. 922774

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No. 922777

>>922774

Haha her forehead makes half of her face

No. 922778

>>922774
Why does she only have half her eyebrows

No. 922780

>>922778
An old thread summary explained she shaved it off while linking to >>>/pt/851085
Unfortunately I can’t find proof of it other than this >>>/pt/861478
Personally, I think she plucks or pulls them as that’s how they look.

No. 922796

I wonder how many teeth she has left.

No. 922798

What happened to the "once winter is over" blonde saga?

No. 922801

>>922798
I'll bet the bottle of bleach developer has been too big to steal. She'll need a bigger bag

No. 922809

>>922623
What does she even need this shit for? Seriously, she has zero income and she spends more one skincare in one month than I do in a year. Idk. Maybe she steals it all but somehow I doubt she would shoplift stuff year after year without ever getting caught? Or is it that easy to get away with in the US?

No. 922825

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New masterpiece.
>>922809
It fills the void in her life where achievements and relationships would be (if she had any). Also it is pretty easy to get away with shoplifting in New York though I’m a bit surprised she hasn’t been caught.

No. 922835

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No. 922839

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No. 922840

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No. 922844

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No. 922846

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It’s crazy how she spends so much has her friends mom spend so much on random skincare shit but still has to put a Snapchat filter on before she can say “I love my skin sm”. Tuna, your skin will look like that with or without the 40 different face serums when you’re using a beauty filter.

No. 922849

>>922846
i've never seen her pupils so big. she looks so scary. i wonder if she took some of lurchs adderall?

No. 922872

>>922778
she might shave the ends off, with the intention of drawing on “straight brows” later. but bcuz this is tuna, she can’t figure out how to draw them.

No. 922874

>>922846
>after skincare
>still has smudged mascara

No. 922890

>>922846
Couldn’t even be pissed to properly wash off her make up before slapping goop on her sped face. Foundation in the creases of her nose, clumped eyelashes, eyeliner smudged everywhere, caked bridge piercing. She’s so fucking dirty it makes me sick

No. 922896

>>922846
The filter erased all her freckles too

No. 922910

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No. 922914

>>922910
takes picture of face with so many filters it erased her freckles
"I love my skin…"
Sure jan.

No. 922919

>>922754
Is she talking about rllyblonde's mom?? She STILLS helps Tuna?

No. 922963

>>922919 nobody's mom bought that ratted pile of lotion, serum, creams, plastic nails and identical lip paints. She got a ride to a CVS she isn't banned from and wore a big coat with a hole in the liner. You can tell because there's not a single useful pick

No. 922969

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No. 922970

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No. 922972

>>922970
>>922969
Those uppers arms… oh my god what a delicate fragile little waif. It's clear that her anorexia is getting worse kek someone get this bitch a feeding tube

No. 922973

>>922963
Thank god there's a nonny with a fucking brain here..

No. 922987

>>922970
jesus christ i have actual lipoedema in my upper arms and they didn’t even look like this before surgery. i don’t understand how a “normal” person gets lunch lady arms without some kind of disorder. she must be nearing 300 lbs at this point at her height.

No. 922988

>>922973
lots of newbies here who aren’t aware of just how shitty she is yet. and lots of “she’d be pretty if she got sober!” comments when she’s had a fucked up face since she was a teenager.

No. 922991

>>922969
Actually what the hell is going on here? Why is her hip so pointy. Why does it look like she's facing her body at three different angles. Why does her forearm on the right look so teeny and t-rex like? And God I hope she doesn't wear this in public especially without a bra. Its see thru. Imagine her being in the sunlight in this? The horrors.

No. 922992

>>922991 honey that ain't a hip, it's the beginning of her shelf ass

No. 922993

>>922992
ironically she is (or was) in many amberlynn reid snark groups on facebook and reddit. talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

No. 922995

>>922970
I wish she would post her weight or a scale photo. Im putting money on 330lbs minimum. Shes well on her deathfat journey. Luna should steal diet pills and teas kek

No. 923000

>>922995
>>I wish she would post her weight or a scale photo.

I'd "pay" to see a real unedited picture. Smiling with teeth, full body, no posing and no editing.

No. 923001

>>922969
10/10 she didn't wash it or herself with a tub and sink right there. Miss, I don't have access to hot water.

No. 923061

>>922846
But you'll never catch her cleaning the skin that's not on her face. She can barely clean the skin on her face.

>>922991
>Why does her forearm on the right look so teeny and t-rex like?
Because she's fat.
>And God I hope she doesn't wear this in public especially without a bra.
Oh anon…She's going to wear this for at least a week.

No. 923079

>>922993
Amberlynn
I've never thought about Luna in context of deathfats, her jaw becoming increasingly weaker this year now makes sense. I thought her teef were doing something but more likely she's filtering out double chins. You can't stay at a high weight forever and expect to maintain a slim face.

No. 923092

>>923079
Lurch needs to hotwire a Rascal for her

No. 923125

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>>923092
All I can imagine now. Junkie version of kendra krinklesack

No. 923151

>>922970
Absolute radio silence from luna kek. You can tell she reads here and is shamed by her body pic.

No. 923262

>>923151
tbh good, at least she feels shame for something. she needs to take her Obamaphone down to Dunkin or the dollar store and apply for a fucking job. the slime she keeps on her face really enhances her appearance as a nasty engorged leech.

No. 923282

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No. 923284

Im happy for the bitch. At least she's getting out of the house. Wonder if it will last.

No. 923286

>>923282
That crusty hair ewww!! luna at least brush it. Basic hygiene, common

No. 923292

>>923282
I don't know anything about playing the guitar but it looks like tuna doesn't either kek

No. 923297

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how the fuck did the mouth piece get so dirty oh my god ew

No. 923298

>>923297
Omg WHAT is that!? Does she CHEW on it?

No. 923300

>>923297
>>923298
Nah that isn't chewing… when you chew them it just gets little indents. Also these vapes only last like a day or two if you use it sparingly… How has it gotten so grotty in such a short period of time?!

No. 923302

>>923297
Caked on lipsticks and dried spit by the looks of it. These are rechargeable so they last a few days

No. 923303

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>>923282
I'm the rando anon that lurch was commenting on pics of my manicures… maybe he makes her wear those nasty nails?

No. 923304

>>923297
She posted this same pic to sc….can she not see how barftastic she is?

No. 923305

>>923286
Do you think her Dr's tell her to wash? Do you think anyone has ever told her to her face to clean herself?

No. 923309

>>923282
Her hair is so matted and nasty underneath. And she thinks that's fine and dandy? To go out in public? It feels okay to her to live like that?

No. 923320

>>923282
how long has she been going to inpatient for now? feels like months.
Shouldn't she be celebrating 2 years sober? not that she was ever sober, but she seemed to have dropped the counting days act.

No. 923322

>>923292
That's a bass, and she's holding it alright. She used to know how play the guitar before becoming a junkie, so there's some muscle memory in there.

No. 923357

>>923282
I'm surprised she didn't insist on playing with the nails on, especially with how vain she is about them and how she always says they're for her mental health

No. 923361

>>923357
Right. "Mental health" as in "my cigar store mannequin betrothed has a clear thing for long manicures and if he looks at another woman I'm going to kms". I wonder if Lurch also likes fake nails encrusted with doodoo.

No. 923374

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It looks like dried blood on her vape, nasty

No. 923375

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No. 923376

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No. 923381

>>923375
Is that dried blood on the shorts kekk disgusting

No. 923385

>>923381
Too light/saturated. Looks to be the same lipstick/gloss on her vape. I think she used her shorts as a makeup removal wipe kek. Looking at our left side - either the shorts are transparent and her fupas making an apppearance, or theyre coated in skin colored makeup. In old pics her clothes are covered in blood squirts from messy/unsafe needle usage and it was a lot darker.

No. 923391

>>923375
Feeling unthankful for this photo.

No. 923394

>>923375
>>923297
I’m officially convinced that her lazy eye or retardation or whatever else is wrong with her makes her physically unable to see what she posts. like she closes one eye and squints and sees the vague lumpy outlines and colors and just thinks… yeah that’s hot. also we know she’s always been a parasite but watching her piss away her tardbux on disposable vapes and fast food is so… sigh. if I were to A-log, I’d say something like I wish she’d hurry up and OD for real this time so she can finally do something - anything - other than being a disgusting, useless, fat fucking lazy piece of shit, literally nothing but a waste of resources, but I won’t say that. instead I’m praying for her

No. 923409

Its wild it's like someone who is completely unaware of hygiene/cleanliness or how that looks to other people. I've never seen someone so flagrantly dirty and grimy.

No. 923413

>>923394
You're such an angel nonna kek

No. 923425

>>923375
You're a pig hon

No. 923460

>>923394
>tardbux
Was this ever confirmed? I thought they're getting by from Luna's dad's occasional assistance and Lurch's dealing.

No. 923475

>>923375
how does she even gain that much weight on her budget?

No. 923482

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No. 923493

>>923482
she should have ordered the sugar free version. fat bitch.

No. 923511

>>923482
>>923493
KEK, my sides! Any Nona’s know if these are good? I usually trust an overweight person for snack recommendations. If it comes in sugar free I might try them for the curious nonas.

No. 923516

>>923511
yeah they are pretty good but they can be hard to find sometimes.

No. 923520

>>923482
It's so funny she bought the whole store out of these and so then felt the need to order them online. She should have ordered shampoo also, since shAmpOo iS TOo bIg tO StEaL from the store

No. 923533

>>923391
You gave me a good kek
>>923482
Once she starts receiving packages and mail at the airbnb she has a way better chance of squatting there succesfully. Or is she at a government assigned place? All this time I thought she was ordering to her mother or fathers place but food but guess not

No. 923539

>>923482
>ordered food
She's too lazy to even go to a store lol.

No. 923542

>>923539
Tardfish prob got caught stealing too often and isn't allowed back.

No. 923543

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No. 923544

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No. 923545

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No. 923546

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No. 923547

>>923544
>had to throw out 75% of my belongings!
Deja vu

No. 923550

>>923544
How many years ago did that happen?

No. 923555

>>923543 the amount of space between her eye and ear is wild, puffy moonface. Hairline appears to be retreating >>923511 they're not good, they taste like a scented candle or child's bath products. very fake and sickly sweet

No. 923561

>>923533
she's in some shitty junkie housing, not an airbnb anymore

No. 923562

>>923545
When cows collide, isn’t this cowbbyteardrops who would get posted on Nicole’s calves thread?

No. 923578

>>923550
Early 2018 when Roger kicked the bucket, so almost SIX years ago! She has been schrodinger's homeless for all that time.

No. 923591

>>923546
Gabapentin is over-prescribed through clinics. You’d think every junkie in NY is prescribed clonidine, gabapentin and hydroxyzine. Bonus points for Trazadone for the BPD babes. Gabapentin makes you gain a fuck ton of weight, which doesn’t help when you’re newly sober and already eating everything under the sun.(medfagging)

No. 923651

>>923546
Serious nitpick but she barely does anything now anyway.

OP is asking for junkie guidance and she offers nothing except a flex. Cool Luna, you've got your pills, why even post on a drug subreddit if you're going to keep all your arcane junkie knowledge to yourself? OP wants to be given instructions on what to tell his doctor, she didn't even say what she's prescribed gabapentin FOR. No symptoms, no disorders, just 'uwu my psych gives me the good shit'. Fuck off, youre not even useful to other junkies.

No. 923664

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>>923545
Her so called "friend". If you look at the other pictures in the profile, you'll see she's a fatty who wears crop top with "Angel" written on it. Luna is skinwalking her.

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No. 923677

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are they paying for a storage unit for all her cheap trinkets and unwashed clothes?

No. 923681

>>923677
probably just in her dad’s storage space in the basement of his building

No. 923685

>>923676
Sometimes it's sad to see that whenever she gets a chance to do something besides rotting in her room she gets so excited and makes a huge event out of it. Her life is insanely depressing but at least she is picking up an activity now

No. 923690

>>923676
This is such a bad picture of her. Her boob just sadly floping over the poor bass.

No. 923702

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No. 923703

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No. 923705

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No. 923706

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No. 923707

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No. 923708

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No. 923709

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No. 923717

>>923709
>junkie tears
Kek this should be the next thread title

No. 923720

>>923704
She looks massive. And does she have a large lump on her thigh? The fuck is that?

No. 923724

>>923664
She's a younger, slightly thinner, and slightly less busted Luna. When Luna disappeared to 'inpatient therapy' for a month, wasn't lurch messaging kindercow? He was flirting with all her insta contacts lol, I think kinder was one of them



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