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Previous Thread:
>>914378The Basics:
>Luna is a 27 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 9 times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being pennilessHistorical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her faceLatest Milk:
>luna is now living in some sort of boarding house, where she spends most of her time benzo'd and methadone'd out, posting photos of her dirty makeup and skincare. occasionally we see a photo of sickly pumpkin or fat lurch. barely posts anything of interest and is a borderline dead cow. don't worry, when summer ends she's totally gonna go blonde you guys!!>still haggard and fucked up looking as she's always been >>914685, >>914958, >>914987>talks about how her friend rlyblonde abandoned her, anons speculate if she stole from her >>915245>lurch gets political, campaign incoming >>915494, >>915571>still a big bitch despite her "anorexia" >>915880>"sober friend" aka "methadone clinic friend" starts gifting her things >>916024, >>916025, >>916166, >>916324>confirmation luna is on methadone >>916384>more info about her "friend" >>917013, >>917018, >>917020, >>917738>meanwhile in lurchland >>917845, >>917846, >>918097>reveals she takes 1600 mg of gabapentin a day >>917901>posts lurchs adderall prescription, explaining how he can tweet so much about baseball on the daily >>918151>luna has covid, still seems able to get gibs the whole time >>919169, >>919217, >>919296>lurch is a fat ass >>919535, >>919536>new best friend is finally revealed, looks like tranny >>919754>lurchs mysterious seizures from days of old revealed as heroin/fent withdrawals >>919894>bridge piercing months away from rejecting >>919999>makeup and filter free xanax'd up photos posted, jumpscare ensues >>920065, >>920066>gets vape, becomes whole personality >>920163, >>920170, >>920173, >>920190, >>920224, >>920265, >> 920266, >>920313, >>920378, >>920381, >>920432, >>920471>wants to go on ozempic >>920192>in outpatient again at the same place that DARED give the hambeast a personal size pizza >>920312SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnies https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/ https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
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>>920562Shaped like an actual clown
No. 920610
>>920607ntayrt but yes she will break it by doing this, vapes have a sort of fabric wick inside them that get burnt by being used wrong (or too long but not applicable for her disposable)
>>920606nope that's disposable, either a 'lost mary' brand disposable or a knock-off of one.
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>>920562when you’re shaped like a circle
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this vape has really become her whole personality. surprised she hasn't burned the thing out yet.
No. 920907
>>920835Maybe we should start calling her shein-a
>>920854Cheap! Cheap!
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No. 920992
>>920987Nope, they don't refill.
>>920986Yes it's disposable but the particular model she got has enough "juice" where it lasts an average of 1-2 weeks before being thrown away. She's still on the original one, not getting a new vape daily. I'm sure a freakout will ensue when it dies though, especially if she doesn't have the $25ish to buy a new one.
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>>921021Omg ur so kewl.
Its not even clonazapam its clonidine which is a blood pressurs medication the prescribe for anxiety
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>>921021>>921030Aw, he finally got her a ring.
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She posted a video of someone walking their cat.
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No. 921175
>>921153This is sharpie on canvas?? Why is that so pitiful, why can't she just doodle on computer paper like a normal person? Why does she feel like her shitty ass rose doodle is so important that it needs to be immortalized on canvas? Maybe she intends to paint over it, but I doubt it since it's been ages since she's done anything beyond these ~super deep~ sharpie drawings of her specific prescriptions and other ~totally meaningful~ symbols. It's crap.
>>921160Yeah seriously
No. 921258
>>921175this is a weird nitpick,
nonny. those smaller canvases from dollar tree are like 2 or 3 for $1 – hardly the dumbest thing she's ever spent money on. in the event you were actually curious why she'd bother: benzo/opioid users are quite drawn to tactile sensations. the thought of the marker on canvas was probably appealing to her sloppy ass.
No. 921271
>>921259uglier, more unwashed
and 6ft tall shaped like bowling balls? i doubt it
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kek they were being nice, she’s way beyond “kind of chunky”
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Seems like a high dose but I know little about pharmaceuticals
No. 921308
>>921086She'd much rather be with a middle aged man with a rotten knee who preyed on her as a kid obviously. Tru luv.
>>921307It's a lot if she's taking it more than once daily. Have to wonder if she actually was prescribed these for anxiety or she's scammed them off some diabetic or epileptic who actually needs them.
No. 921334
>>921307Ah shit small blogpost, but my
bf who takes the same meds takes 600 mg 3x day, but he also has had two extreme spinal surgeries in 10 years… im not sure why shes on such a high dose but I am aware people can abuse them for a similar high to heroin? Sorry i just wanted to give perspective on the dosage
No. 921338
>>921327Nah, 800mg is high, but it's not outrageously high. Pharmfag, but I have plenty of patients that take that shit two or three times a day. And also re: clonidine, if you take enough of them, it can give you a similar high to Adderall - euphoria and energy. It's almost impressive the way junkies will find a way to abuse fucking
everything.
I imagine Luna pharmacy hops between different chains, if she's even getting this stuff legally. Just the stuff she shows us is a huge red flag to anyone looking at her medication profile.
No. 921356
>>921299it's amazing what prescribed drugs can do to your brain. She is massive, she is fat, chunky is very nice for the way she looks. How can't she see it herself or ignore it? It's not funny being obese and you notice it every moment of the day, except when your brain is constantly fried.
>>921335exactly that, she looks unhealthy, sure, she is tall and she will always be heavier than a small skinny woman, but telling her that "nothing wrong with some thickness" is not okay. This is not
some thickness, it's more like some solid pounds overweight, which she could get rid of if she would walk everywhere instead of being in a car.
No. 921374
>>921271>>921288its always embarrassing when sheltered retards show their ignorance because i highly doubt youve even driven past an NA because if you did you'd know its full of the same crowd as homeless shelters. its full of grimy disturbing pervy ass moids who will harrass any woman. not to mention, they wouldnt know her social media handles. so put down your phone and get some perspective.
>>921307pharmfag too and could tell right off the bat those are 800mg gabapentin, which is suspect because:
1.) shes so obviously a fucking junkie so its guaranteed shes gonna misuse and abuse it. pharmacy staff already know her as the dumb junkie
2.) providers where I'm from don't like prescribing 800mg pills and use lower strength ones. I'm kinda wondering if shes doctor shopping and found a sketchy one. bitch is never sober and should take a shower. she cant hide her junkie-ness with that stupid skincare shit
>>921358hopefully one day you realize what youre doing with your life.
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>>921374Interestingly enough, it's super easy for junkies to get high doses of Gabapentin (like 800mg 4x daily) in my region as well as hers. Not sure if the whole US is like that, and pretty sure it's now a controlled drug in some states.
Junkies going into rehab are prescribed this stuff 99% of the time, and they usually end up staying on it. From what I've heard it's either prescribed to ease withdrawals, for "anxiety," or they lie about having nerve pain and the rehab doctors dgaf. I assume she's abusing it, as most junkies do.
Anyway, weight gain is a super common side effect of Gabapentin! I'm sure our dainty frail gorl won't continue to balloon up over time. Bitch is lucky to be called "kind of chunky" lmao a few more months of all that gabapentin and she'll be blessed to hear "kind of obese"
No. 921387
>>921382"kind of chunky" is very generous for her. idk if she even owns a scale, but the number should be clear as day that she's not even overweight, but obese. she should get that through her head and make lifestyle changes to fix that, instead of getting
triggered and whining on the internet when someone bursts her bubble that she's not a skinny delicate ana nymph.
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>>921436she was being
nice you fucking behemoth
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She sees nothing wrong with her eye
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Her piercing makes me ill
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No. 921472
>>921419Chunky Funky has no concept of burning calories by
basic movement. Get your ass to a park- to a gym. Fasting for 12 hours is only going to make you binge tuna
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No. 921480
>>921419And there she goes, beginning the restrict stage of the binge restrict cycle, again and again only to keep gaining weight
>>921446kek
>>921459This person has to be a troll, right?
No. 921483
>>921475>>921475My joke was the very fact that seems to be her challenge. Everytime she pulls this
triggered ana larp she only “appears” thinner and the weight gain happens with her never ending junk food quest.
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>>921494>>921495The facial expressions make her look like Miranda Sings…
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>>921528i wonder where her hair rollers ended up
>>921552can't even wash her hands for the engagement ring photo
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“playing” sorry but i’ve never seen a cat that fully attacks their owner as while “playing” - a little scratch sure - but a full on attack?
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No. 921741
>>921644What is the excuse here? How congealed do your brain cells have to be to think this state of grime would ever be permissible? I would pay for Luna to get an MRI scan just to see how shrunken the peanut trapped in her skull is compared to a normal human being.
>>921652>poor sis thyroid tryna escapeNonna pls, I can't breathe
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>>921751samefag but lurch’s right hand is very porcine in this
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Spoiler to same image just on tumblr
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>>921753That's what chronic drug use does. I'm sure his heart is ruined.
No. 921784
>>921780For all the medical diagnoses she has shared she needs to post her actual weigh in stats. Im so tired of her uwu
triggered reaction when she feels fat. Common, luna do a gym arch already please! Show us selfies on a treadmill or a bowl of salad before you become a AR death fattie
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looking creepy as hell
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No. 922101
>>922097She was at her skinniest on crack, so that makes sense that she would hope back on it on her 200th ana
trigger relapse
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Why would he get kicked out for taking out someone's trash?
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Lurch pre- Easter head island evolution
1/5 she posted on instagram
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2/5
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3/5 flower child
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4/5
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5/5
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>>922506Footage of the neighbor bringing her a TV to sell
No. 922568
>>922512Fuckin kek anon
>>922506That microwave looks filthy, not surprised she didn't wipe it off first before decorating it with her equally filthy landfill shit.
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Not Luna, but related to her, this portrait is so bad.
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so sorry for not milk. but this makeup artist jumpscared me on insta the other day and i kept wondering why it looked so familiar and i’ve just figured it out
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If it weren’t for the stray hairs this picture would almost be not gag-worthy, which is impressive for tuna
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She posted another skincare/beauty haul before (not worth taking a screenshot) and this was the comment section, lol.
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i guess this explains why she's always so dirty it's too hard to steal basic hygiene products
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No. 922780
>>922778An old thread summary explained she shaved it off while linking to
>>>/pt/851085Unfortunately I can’t find proof of it other than this
>>>/pt/861478 Personally, I think she plucks or pulls them as that’s how they look.
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New masterpiece.
>>922809It fills the void in her life where achievements and relationships would be (if she had any). Also it is pretty easy to get away with shoplifting in New York though I’m a bit surprised she hasn’t been caught.
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No. 922846
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It’s crazy how she spends so much has her friends mom spend so much on random skincare shit but still has to put a Snapchat filter on before she can say “I love my skin sm”. Tuna, your skin will look like that with or without the 40 different face serums when you’re using a beauty filter.
No. 922910
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No. 922914
>>922910takes picture of face with so many filters it erased her freckles "I love my skin…"
Sure jan.
No. 922969
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No. 922973
>>922963Thank god there's a
nonny with a fucking brain here..
No. 923061
>>922846But you'll never catch her cleaning the skin that's not on her face. She can barely clean the skin on her face.
>>922991>Why does her forearm on the right look so teeny and t-rex like?Because she's fat.
>And God I hope she doesn't wear this in public especially without a bra.Oh anon…She's going to wear this for at least a week.
No. 923079
>>922993Amberlynn
I've never thought about Luna in context of deathfats, her jaw becoming increasingly weaker this year now makes sense. I thought her teef were doing something but more likely she's filtering out double chins. You can't stay at a high weight forever and expect to maintain a slim face.
No. 923125
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>>923092All I can imagine now. Junkie version of kendra krinklesack
No. 923262
>>923151tbh good, at least she feels shame for
something. she needs to take her Obamaphone down to Dunkin or the dollar store and apply for a fucking job. the slime she keeps on her face really enhances her appearance as a nasty engorged leech.
No. 923282
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No. 923297
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how the fuck did the mouth piece get so dirty oh my god ew
No. 923303
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>>923282I'm the rando anon that lurch was commenting on pics of my manicures… maybe he makes her wear those nasty nails?
No. 923320
>>923282how long has she been going to inpatient for now? feels like months.
Shouldn't she be celebrating 2 years sober? not that she was ever sober, but she seemed to have dropped the counting days act.
No. 923374
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It looks like dried blood on her vape, nasty
No. 923375
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No. 923533
>>923391You gave me a good kek
>>923482Once she starts receiving packages and mail at the airbnb she has a way better chance of squatting there succesfully. Or is she at a government assigned place? All this time I thought she was ordering to her mother or fathers place but food but guess not
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No. 923545
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No. 923546
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No. 923555
>>923543 the amount of space between her eye and ear is wild, puffy moonface. Hairline appears to be retreating
>>923511 they're not good, they taste like a scented candle or child's bath products. very fake and sickly sweet
No. 923651
>>923546Serious nitpick but she barely does anything now anyway.
OP is asking for junkie guidance and she offers nothing except a flex. Cool Luna, you've got your pills, why even post on a drug subreddit if you're going to keep all your arcane junkie knowledge to yourself? OP wants to be given instructions on what to tell his doctor, she didn't even say what she's prescribed gabapentin FOR. No symptoms, no disorders, just 'uwu my psych gives me the good shit'. Fuck off, youre not even useful to other junkies.
No. 923664
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>>923545Her so called "friend". If you look at the other pictures in the profile, you'll see she's a fatty who wears crop top with "Angel" written on it. Luna is skinwalking her.
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are they paying for a storage unit for all her cheap trinkets and unwashed clothes?
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>>923758800 cals in straight sugar in two days. Ew.
No. 923763
>>923761She's not dropping anything, she'll go back to ana larps and crying about her body soon. Either when she's
triggered by Chief, trolls, drugs, something irl or just once she's in that part of her cycle. For being bpd or whatever, she's very consistent in her bullshit. The weight sperging usually comes when she's feeling more sad bbygirl delicate uwu angel than usual.
No. 923768
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No. 923809
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>>923709Her basic drawings and need to label everything remind me of the cartoonist from the Onion.
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49.99!
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No. 923877
>>923833Steal teas and detox pills next time you moron!
A lint roller and some glasses too
No. 923898
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>>923874the security tags have the store’s number on them, she’s essentially telling us which store she stole from.
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No. 923923
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Sober Qween!
No. 924134
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No. 924151
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>>924142>>924143sage for shitty edit but this is all you made me think of calling lurch matt
No. 924158
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No. 924200
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No. 924201
>>924159Honestly I'm only a beginner bass player but she is holding it alright, the fingers position are correct. I hope she records herself playing it
>>924163This video always make me so sad considering Tai fucking killed herself and Luna became Luna, they were once happy teen girls doing dumb stuff and now one's in the ground and the other is rotting alive
No. 924202
>>924201It is important to remember Luna has always been Luna. She has always been a narcissist who was addicted to something. Even during the Tai days, it was pills and cocaine at parties. She always “wanted” to try heroin, and Lurch was the one who happened to provide it to her first. I hate this narrative that she was this cute little manic pixie dream girl before she was ~forced~ to be a heroin addict. Was she more naive and cleaner before? Sure. But was she still a spoiled brat with an inflated ego and a knack for romanizing drug addiction? Yep.
There aren’t many of us left who have been around since the early hipsville days. She has always sucked to some extent.
No. 924216
>>924215She was always cosplaying poverty as well. I recall some discourse about her taking these aesthetic photos implying poverty, and using her actually poor friends as accessories, meanwhile she was always able to buy whatever edgy designer brands she wanted, do these massive thrift hauls almost daily, and get takeout 3x per day. Her blog was always me, me, me. She was also very careful about what questions/comments she would post, often only posting things that would make her appeal cooler than she actually was. If you were relatively unknown on Tumblr - and she couldn’t use your username to her advantage - she would only communicate with you in private. I spoke to her a handful of times, and was good friends with one of her good friends, and the general on consensus was always “Pretty nice person, kind of boring and vapid, talks about herself a lot. But not outwardly rude.” Every single person that knew her had a falling out with her eventually when she started begging for money.
No. 924218
>>924216You just reminded me of a walkthrough she posted of her apartment, the one she lived in before she moved out. After her grandma died, her and her mom had to move to a different apartment. She complained about how much smaller it was and posted a walkthrough of it. I’m assuming her gma paid for the rent, died, and had to move cause that’s when she started bitching about her mom “stealing thousands of dollars” from her to pay rent. Which really is sad knowing her mother had trouble finding a job, yet she turned it into stealing money(gma’s inheritance) for rent from her teenage daughter. The thrift halls were frequent and so was the concert going. It’s redundant, but she squandered so much money between the food, clothes, cigarettes, and buying fucking coke because she was too good for alcohol. All she had going for her was a ‘cute’ sense of style, lowkey potential for art, and mid taste in music. Almost ten years later and she’s downgraded in style, produces stagnant art, and listens to the same shit she did when she was young enough to get her cool points. Tuna’s my favorite cow because I’ve known of her since 2011 and she’s only gotten worse. I’ve always rooted for her and simultaneously love seeing her fall lower and lower. I hope she either makes a 180 or dies, the milk has been miserably stale for the past two years because of her sober larp. Either get clean fr or die from an od already.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 924234
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Oh no… those fuzzy, plaque covered teeth
No. 924237
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No. 924241
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>>924239>>924238>>924237She’s on a high today it seems, full of crack confidence
No. 924244
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No. 924247
>>924240The way she blinks/exhales/moves looks EXACTLY like a crackhead I used to follow on Tumblr long ago. God she's a fucking mess, and not in an aesthetic way. Disgusting
Had to delete and edit my post to add
>>924244NICE giant pupils despite the flash kek lmao. She's high asf to post this awful pic.
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No. 924254
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No. 924255
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No. 924264
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Sage for repost but the ig caption
…you are fat
No. 924276
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>>924264Omg girl it’s not body dysmorphia, you are literally morbidly obese.
So delusional
No. 924287
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No. 924289
>>924287Luna lurks here and should put it together that diet+ working out = weight loss. No amount of makeup, skincare, or hair dye will change that of obesity. Get walking lady, steal some resistance bands.
Shame should fuel her to create long lasting change.
Come on Tuna; e beg for a gym membership for Christmas.
No. 924300
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No. 924313
>>924264Because you
are fat, Tuna. Your head is looking like a peanut because your body keeps getting fatter.
No. 924392
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>>924391adding a photo for both proof and memories of the half shoulder length / half long hair that she refused to fix because it would mean chopping her hair off
No. 924445
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>>924264>>924254Just a comparison of how she looked during the early threads vs now. She was always heavier but god damn this is shocking.
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No. 924603
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No. 924614
>>924613Yes.
When she used to cake days and days of foundation on it was super noticeable.
No. 924642
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kek they’ll last her 2 days max
No. 924647
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at least she recognizes her error i guess
No. 924648
>>924642not diagnosing but i do wonder if she has BED and refuses to acknowledge it because it’s not
aesthetique her relationship with food is very strange and i am not sure she realizes it. every time she posts about food, it’s typically involving eating massive quantities (several bags of creme savers in one sitting, XXXL ice creams lurch brings her, multiple frozen pizzas) or a very small,expensive container of pre-cut out of season fruits, implying she doesn’t buy fruit on the regular.
does she honestly think she’s going to be dainty kawaii queen eating nothing but huge quantities of garbage?
No. 924650
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beefy and dirty looking corpse
No. 924659
>>924650It's so funny how Luna looks at Lurch and thinks
>in love with youHe looks like any homeless junkie you could pass by on the street.
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No. 924674
>>924623This is bugging me. She did the if only I had an ID we'd be married! thing for so long. Then, if I remember, she was going to get an ID maybe 3 or 4 years ago? Don't know if it happened or not but we haven't heard nearly as much about the future marriage over the last few years.
>>924654yeah, they used to scream at each other. Sometimes she'd post about it like that, other times it was uwu save me!1!
No. 924690
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I joined this group thinking it was full of memes, and the first thing I see is Luna talking about this again as if it’s some deep lore. Bonus content with her mentioning an interest in drugs as a child (allegedly).
No. 924699
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>>924602>>924647From Molly Soda (or at least trying years ago) to Molly Moon vibes as of late.
No. 924705
>>924690i only saw the main post before zooming in, couldn’t read luna’s comment. jokingly said to myself “probably about being conceived on the stairs of the methodone clinic.”
opened it up to full size… sure enough… broken record slater.
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No. 924736
>>924729yep. shes blind as a bat with that wonky eye
i predict microscopic cuts and bacterial spread in her future because shes filthy and doesn’t bathe .derma-planing might actually cause a huge breakout on her skin. i bet this has all come about because someone mentioned her mustache recently kek
No. 924766
>>924736Omg fried bleach broke pixie hair, no eyebrows, sliced off moles/zits era inbound?
I can't wait.
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>>924786No, she showed off her anorexia diagnosis in thread #42
No. 924789
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Guess she can’t shoplift a taxi ride huh?
No. 924793
>>924792Unless her friend shoplifted,
>baked goods at least 2 for $4> $8 wrap>$8-9 lg smoothieSo… she chose food over being with her mom, because $20 dollars could definitely get her a bus pass.
No. 924796
>>924789Don’t let her fool you. She stole this shit and her mother never ever hit her head. This is just a lie to get someone to send her money.
„love you girl even tho you won't see this since you don't have insta“ - she’s backing up her lie or is so vain that she has to tell everyone why her „friend“ doesn’t even answer her
No. 924800
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resident lurch stan here, checking in for the first time in a few months. he's still harassing random female yankee fans, and dropping pieces of lore here and there. he's such a hypocrite making fun of people for being on ssi and foodstamps when he's NEVER worked and is currently living off the government kek. never change lurch…
No. 924808
>>924804Yea a real Shart Vandelay
>>924789>sobbing while the ambulance cameSo she was over at her mother's? Hopefully she doesn't cause her to lose her housing again
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No. 924823
>>924821she doesn’t specifically say she was there…. if i had to guess, her mom texted her she fell and an ambulance was coming and luna cried from her bed/hoard. she then bitched to her “friend” about how sad she is, and how life is
so totally not fair to me!!! and never once thought about going to see her mom or comforting her mom
No. 924833
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Sage for same
No. 924834
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Sage for same
No. 924853
>>924848she eats nothing but processed garbage (loaded with BHT among other things) and does heroin, I doubt she gives a shit about stuff like this
>>924827agree, I just think she’d argue “b-but you think poor people shouldn’t eat?” no, but I definitely think they shouldn’t vape and smoke. it’s amazing how “poor” people like Luna will say “I can’t afford to renew my ID, I can’t afford a bus pass, can’t afford to take care of myself uwu” but always find money for cigarettes and drugs.
No. 924907
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Funny how the necklace her bff without insta got her
>>924810 is included in her loot of the day post kek
No. 924957
>>924953if she’s been stealing from the same few stores over and over, she has definitely reached felony qualifications. she doesn’t have the brain cells necessary to figure out she should at least go to different stores in the area. she has also been stealing from target, which even the stupidest person can tell you, is a big N O
i’d be surprised if she didn’t get in trouble already on a smaller level, however my gut tells me she’d make up a story about “the mean evil 16 year old cashier at CVS is profiling me and said i stole something when i totally didn’t! they’re totally discriminating against me! as a well-fed upper middle class raised white girl with a huge inheritance who willingly chose to do drugs, I AM THE REAL
VICTIM!!!” then proceed to post it everywhere just like her rape story
>>924940all of new york would hear it coming, just like that shitty 98 godzilla remake. i’m actually not sure if she has ever ran in her life?
No. 924973
>>924968in my decade of american retail experience, both big box and small box - i have seen customers like this before. i think most retail workers have. we know they’re stealing, but corporate won’t let us accuse them. we can say passive aggressive things like “do you need a basket for your items?” and there is a no chase policy. HOWEVER, if we notice repeat offenders, we are allowed to formally ban them from the store utilizing mall/strip mall security or law enforcement. luna has definitely reached the point where law enforcement, or at least security, should have been notified for a formal ban. of course there is always the possibility that the employees at these stores just don’t want to cause a fuss. either way, she needs to be careful if she wants to continue her massive shoplifting sprees.
i am of the mindset - however - that she isn’t actually stealing all of these things. she has the money to buy drugs and massive quantities of food to feed her 4,000 cal TDEE. maybe tinfoil hat shit, but i think she has plentiful money laying around. between her dad, the government, and inheritance, she’s buying all this garbage for real. or most of it, anyway.
No. 924983
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Posted a video twisting her wrist around to show the bracelet that’s nearly cutting off circulation it’s so tight kek
No. 924984
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Lots of shit from her “friend” lately
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No. 925006
>>924985“my friend couldn’t decide”
what the hell? can’t even properly make up a friend without making it sound fake. her and amberlynn having so much in common lately
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It's from the fake ring
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No. 925043
>>925039she’s been spending like this her entire life. i never once believed her sob stories. i’ve known her since 2010, and was one of the first people to blast her for DMing me and my friends begging for money. while she was ebegging, she was posting photos of clothes she thrifted at expensive places similar to buffalo exchange, designer shoes (who remembers the tumblr post about “i don’t look like typical addicts”)… eventually this transitioned into shein, cvs, and amazon hauls. she always has a laptop, a switch, or any other video game console she wants, and a new phone and any phone case she desires. for years her diet has consisted of frozen pizzas from CVS (expensive as fuck) and she refuses to learn to cook anything “cheap” like rice and beans. she begs for money and yet always conveniently has money for bleach, toner, developer, and a deep conditioner.
not to mention her ideas of “cheap” - i’ll never forget when she posted a $30 skater skirt and referred to it as “so cheap!!!” - i’ve been poor and borderline homeless, and a $1 skirt at goodwill was a gift. even with my generous hourly wage now, $30 is a TON for a polyester skater skirt made in hong kong.
don’t get me wrong. poor people can have nice things. but this isn’t a case of a poor girl having some nice things. it’s a case of a spoiled woman in her mid 20’s getting literally whatever she wants, while begging others for money and refusing to be employed. i don’t buy the poor act.
No. 925082
>>9250141) Tuna, you're not fucking sober lbr
2) Someone of her lack of qualifications and age doesn't get to work a job they "like." 100% she could go get a shitty retail job right now but she won't because a, she thinks she's above it and b, she's so fat and lazy she won't deign to take a bus anywhere. You know she's only applying to cushy office jobs because she's lazy and doesn't want to do any work where she has to lift a finger.
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No. 925134
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No. 925142
Not to dox, but since we know where she shoplifts
>>923898 since she doesn't take the tags off….. you can just Google boarding houses
>>925127 there and the address comes right up.
No. 925144
>>925043Of course she’s not poor, ebil dad is obviously giving her handouts and she steals because she’s an entitled addict and probably enjoys the thrill of it
>>925128as a psychfag who specialises in eating disorders I can pretty much guarantee that she lies about restricting and that’s now she got the diagnosis. She never seems to see the same practitioner more than once so she’s probably embellishing/omitting a fair bit
No. 925151
>>925144I also doubt her restricting habits, at least these days. There was a time when she did lose about 50 lbs (around 2017 iirc) supposedly she did this through severe restriction. “Restriction” to her might be a relatively average 2k calories.
Additionally, it is SO hard to get diagnosed with anorexia if you’re not underweight. Yes, severe restriction does qualify, but doctors are very unwilling to give overweight patients this diagnosis. In order for her doctor to give her this diagnosis, if I had to guess, she was lying about the amount she was consuming, or embellishing like you mentioned (i.e. vomiting and over exercising which we KNOW she did not do)
Maybe I’m just bitter because I suffered myself and don’t see her suffering through any of the same shit.
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No. 925332
>>925322Ironically it's chronicled here. Alongside such classics as, elder abuse, e-begging, an actual video of her stating her mother is unworthy of social services, toilet paper flying out of her ass while her creature plays it like a banjo and calling her audibly concerned father for depraved porn shekels.
What a legacy.
No. 925333
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No. 925345
>>925332Kek
nonnie can you remember what thread the toilet paper flying out of her ass was in? I haven’t seen it and could use a good chuckle.
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No. 925380
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>>925367You fat fucking piece of trash.
No. 925382
>>925351lmao the Islamic ring, this is so stupid
>>925367How often do you have to steal before they get the law involved? There’s no way they haven’t clocked her stealing so much. I fucking hate thieves.
No. 925386
>>925370oh, poor you, only two bras and no winter coat or winter shoes. As if she would need anything of it, she never leaves the house and when she does she gets driven somewhere, so she is never really exposed to the cold and she has enough layers of fat to stay warm. Like nonna
>>925381 wrote, just wash your clothes and stop consuming cheap stuff made by people in far worse surroundings than you live in. She would kill herself if she had to work one day in a sewing factory.
>>925382I'm okay with people stealing basic food if they are hungry, because many things will be thrown away no matter what (at least in my country), but stealing bullshit skincare and cosmetic stuff no one needs to survive, well, it's time she gets caught and faces the consequences.
No. 925399
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she finally stole shampoo
No. 925411
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>>925390Funny you mention that, because sometimes when she comes across my feed I just kinda take a screenshot and then forget til later. Came in handy this time kek "from my bestie" this fucking stinky fat bitch
No. 925422
>>925420Yep. It’s also significantly trashier to steal things like skincare and beauty products than it is to be stealing necessities like food.
>inb4 someone says “skincare is a necessity!”tuna has enough skincare products to take care of a shelter full of people at this point, she doesn’t need more.
No. 925428
>>925380cvs is the most retarded place to steal from too. i hate corporations but unfortunately stealing from smallbox retail isn’t a victimless crime. most smallbox retailers do an annual or semi annual loss audit and if the percentage is too high, this can mean lay offs and labor hours cut. of course, this isn’t a huge deal with a few people stealing one or two things. but she’s going in and stealing $500 of product at a time.
she’s potentially (very likely) taking the labor hours of hardworking people.
No. 925429
>>925411WE KNEWWWWWW HER BESTIE WASNT REAL LOL she’s so fucking dumb
She keeps posting lifting hauls like this and telling everyone & their mother that she steals felony amounts of shit, can the law get involved purely based on internet posting? obviously not asking to cowtip. just genuinely wondering. because if so, she’s even stupider than i imagined.
No. 925431
>>925413if she wanted to be employed, she would. she probably wouldn’t get hired at most retail establishments, since most of them (“trendy” mall stores anyway) want their employees to represent their brand properly. fast food MAY hire her, but her poor hygiene would be a red flag. starbucks and other brands associated with being trendy
sometimes do social media checks beforehand, even a google of her name will provide you with everything you need, including exactly which neighborhood she lives in to verify it’s the same person.
however there are ALWAYS programs to employ the less fortunate and those struggling with addiction. some thrift store chains that are located everywhere have programs for this, so that would be easy for her.
if i remember correctly, she was going to have an under the table job (paid cash) at a mini market or something like that, but the work was “beneath her”
i think she posted a list of what she wouldn’t do once. it was basically any ANY & ALL service jobs. no food, retail, anything involving a dress code, etc. and she’s only had one entry level job, 1000 years ago.
shes likely applying to the same couple jobs over and over. the 4 bougie jobs in a 50 foot radius of her house.
No. 925432
>>925429kek anon, no. The law will not get involved over social media posts. People could use it against her and report it but it wouldn't do much if anything.
She's been busted before. When they were still at Roger's, she had a sudden 180 where her favourite CVS became a no-go zone. Came out in bits and pieces that she'd gotten caught and banned. Other times before and after, that's just one I remember because she was so embarrassed.
No. 925442
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No. 925452
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>>925382According to this it's only $1000 worth of goods until she's hit with a felony charge, which is fairly low. She's probably already hit that by now, and I know loss prevention at most retail places won't nab someone until they've hit the threshold since petty theft isn't worth the effort. Kek better watch out, Tuna
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No. 925483
>>925480Didn't she say lurch got her mittens and a bracelet?
>>925366 Bold that she posted the name of the boutique she stole from. But what can I expect from a cracked out special person.
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No. 925487
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why does she post this stuff? is it like someone said and she wants her stuff memorialized after her death like kurt cobain?
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didn't see this one posted. i really hope she steals some bleach soon. what do they keep that stuff locked up in her area or something? i'm sure she can find it at her beloved CVS.
No. 925489
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Simply a fat liar
No. 925490
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No. 925496
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the shit under her nails is just gross
No. 925500
>>925496what even is that?
for a person so consumed with appearance why does she not notice the dirty crud under her nails on a photo SHES posting kek
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(wrong thread)
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>>925496Looks like mold blooming under the bottom nail. Jesus
No. 925524
>>925523(same anon here)
to clarify when I say “it’s sad” I don’t mean I feel bad for her. I mean more like, she’s pathetic as fuck
No. 925526
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No. 925563
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Want want want want want. good god she never stops
No. 925565
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She did the emoji eyebrows for her id
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No. 925626
>>925610If she's not exagerating the truth, I think her mom is gonna die in the next months. Her brain seemed to have turned into a slushie after the fall and she has no one to care for her, no home, no insurance, she'll die in the streets in the cold like a dog and she won't even know what's happening.
>>925622She has the worst day of her life every week. She doesn't even like her mom
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No. 925643
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18k gold over brass, says do not get wet. How did she steal an $80 ring?
No. 925647
>>925618You’re right that it’s a bit optimistic to think
>>925610 means Luna’s mom will get all the help she needs. Regardless, I think she’s better off at the hand of whatever facility she’s found herself in vs what would happen if she’d find herself in Luna and Matthew’s care.
>>925640His hand!
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She’s openly admitting to stealing on her Reddit account now. She has multiple posts showing her “hauls”. Absolutely no shame, I hope she gets caught
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I can’t be bothered to screenshot everything but you get the gist
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No. 925784
>>925757her mother is like, 60
I realize that a junkie’s 60 is a haaaaard 60, but her mother is the same age as Sandra Bullock
No. 925787
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sage for old milk but I feel it's relevant. Picrel is from 2 years ago (thread #30). She used basically the same story with her dad and then he recovered. I don't know why she's doing this, but I have serious doubts over both stories. He was found wandering around in the same state she's describing her mother in, making little sense and was allegedly put into palliative care due to mental decline. The only major difference in the stories is the head injury angle. She even repeats the weird bullshit about not being able to phone the hospital and talk to them personally (because she's too lazy to visit).
Obviously her dad didn't die, he got over it and still lives in the same apt so he can't be as bad as she described.
No. 925902
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>>925901No one HAS to steal. Especially in America. Look at tuna. She wants this shit, she doesn't need any of the things she lifts. Don't lump us in with snivling grubby thieves like yourself. Do better.
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No. 925948
>>925912Yeah, we know. You've been calling him
abusive and evil for years. If only he didn't have money and drugs and a place you want, he'd be gone so quick.
(learn to sage) No. 925973
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No. 925975
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No. 926083
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Who is this sad sap with a stolen shopping cart?
No. 926090
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Sober
No. 926095
>>926091Probably needs the socks for lurch lmfaooooo. And I'll bet the clorox wipes are for pits, tits and ass since she chooses to never shower.
And you just know when/if tuna and her "friend" are busted together tuna will 10000% narc and say it's not her fault and cry and blame the other girl. No doubt in my mind.
No. 926096
>>926085Probably false teeth.
I think she's a schizo, isn't she?
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>>926087Since the socks give it away she shoplifted from CVS, basically nobody will do anything. It's like shopping without paying.
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No. 926156
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Tell me I'm not the only one that can see their body outlines?
No. 926161
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No. 926184
>>926161I wonder if she’ll ever draw anything that’s not meant to be a self-portrait. i’ve literally never seen her draw anything else in
years. it’s funny that this one has a flabby belly and tiddies, but it's still just a saggy normal-sized person. despite this obviously being another self-portrait, she still can’t bring herself to depict how LARGE she really is. I swear she has reverse body dysmorphia and really sees herself as a fragile little waif most of the time, rather than the big-boned behemoth she really is.
>>926083do we think this is the “sober friend” she started talking about ~6 months ago?
>>>/pt/916024 >>>/pt/916166 No. 926203
>>926153Of course, as soon as someone in the thread posts about Pumpkin vanishing, here she is! Like clockwork.
>>926156KEK god they're both huge.
No. 926209
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No. 926224
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>>926153Just keep holding on……
No. 926231
>>926184'sober' was only around briefly. Then it was
>>>/pt/917013 which is who this is. Luna decided she was OK after this lady started stealing shit from CVS as gifts for her.
No. 926244
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No. 926257
>>926237I was sure they were different people because drinky the drunk was never sober. I think our introduction to her was her drinking in the taxi to rehab or something. IDK kek.
>>926252She managed to put socks on plant pots that time. That was … art. Or something.
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No. 926285
>>926281this is reminiscent of the 2012 instagram era where you’d post quite literally everything that happened to you…. yknow when we were teens and assumed the world revolved around us and everyone cared about what we were doing.
wild how she’s never matured beyond that. most people nearing 30 are able to live their lives without the constant need to be validated online
also, that’s just gross as hell
No. 926288
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for someone who claims to love moisturizing and skin care, her tattoos sure are ashy as fuck
No. 926295
>>926281Looks like the years of built up ear cheese started eating at her flesh or something. What a nasty photo to post. It's blurry and you can still even tell how gross it is.
>>926288And these bracelets are SO tight on her pork hock of a wrist, if she boats up anymore they won't fit her kek
The shit she voluntarily, gladly posts always boggles my mind
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No. 926370
>>926369she’s been abusing them since she was what,
like 13 or something? so she may genuinely think that is sobriety
No. 926382
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It’s the wonky eyebrow for me
No. 926453
>>926444He's likely been prescribed xanax forever, his "tolerance" has been taken into account and he's been labeled a lifer (no motivation to taper him off.) Much like both her parents are prescribed benzos, likely mondo amounts.
Back in the day doctors were way more liberal in prescribing benzos. My towns local fuckup (similar age to lurch) gets methadone daily and is prescribed a spectrum of drugs that clearly interact poorly with each other in massive doses. Reality is nobody cares if he dies.
No. 926497
>>926449Ugh, one of the anons who either has no idea how it is or has actually been down and out but wants to forget. Her existence suits her because it's as nasty as she is.
>>926461She's brought it back a few times in previous years. I was hoping it would make a comeback now that she keeps talking about getting ID and still signs off as luna slater-lurch.
No. 926507
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No. 926546
>>926343Why TF would anyone post this?
>>926344God, she really has blown up, and I do not just mean her tits.
>>926390>they're both distant ideas of what an eyebrow might look likeKEK nonnaschenka, too accurate.
No. 926553
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No. 926554
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The fucking retard tongue
No. 926555
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No. 926556
>>926552lol I was also randomly blocked & I have never commented on this bitch’s shit or watched her stories. I’ve just been lurking from afar since the 2010 tumblr days
It’s esp funny cause she still posts everything on multiple other accounts. Blocking on insta doesn’t do shit when you’re posting every inane thought in your head on 3 other public forums
No. 926563
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No. 926566
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No. 926571
Look
>>925980 ! Tuna gave you a shout out
>>926563Girl is still lurking her thread kek
No. 926574
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No. 926575
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No. 926578
>>926575This is absolutrly beautiful!
>>926574Very important and healthy to organise ur stuff!!! Maybe it's a good sign.
>>926507Cute
>>926565Cute plushie.
(retarded whiteknight) No. 926579
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Can’t tell if they’re supposed to be discoloured like that
No. 926582
>>926574Skincare and tarot cards, products you can purchase and passively pretend are improving your life.
It's good to keep your placebos organized, the dopamine boost was probably enough for her to feel extremely accomplished and employable.
No. 926585
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No. 926589
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Sage for reposting, but it's wild that retard face spends so much time posting the same sad posts on so many different platforms.
No. 926592
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bitch… you did all of this to yourself.
No. 926610
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No. 926619
>>926610Kek she used to watch KOTH in a notebook screen not even that she has anymore
Remember when her junkie Rich friend gave her a table and the chair that broke in one month so she could ""work"" at home?
No. 926627
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The cans of tuna made me kek
No. 926656
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No. 926668
>>926659Definitely 50 volume if she wants that red tone out. She's going to have to leave it on for at least 60 minutes with a shower cap/bag over her head. It's better with a dryer, but I doubt she has one. So, at least 2 rounds back to back.
And bc it's so dark she should be sure to start at the root 1st.
It'll still be a little orange but purple shampoo will fix that bc you know, color theory.
No. 926671
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>>926656>>926670She was so fucking gorgeous and cute when her hair was blonde, I hope she goes back to it soon!!!
(ban evading whiteknight) No. 926674
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Issues with the new best friend? Maybe this is why she’s been randomly blocking people on Instagram
No. 926677
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If she thinks bleaching her RED hair is going to result in BLONDE, she’s more brain dead than even I thought. And has a terrible concept of the color wheel and color mixing for an “artist”
anyway. can’t wait for this mess!
No. 926681
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>>926677Fellow cow Bree McGee showing that despite bitching about her own thread she can’t help but binge read Tuna’s.
No. 926684
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>>926674the memes are dumb and irrelevant but she’s really annoyed with her shoplifting friend it seems
No. 926687
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>>926684when you pick fellow junkies as friends & are surprised when they act like junkies
(sage your shit) No. 926693
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Some tuna lore from the comments
No. 926694
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Part two
No. 926717
>>926677That shit is going to be a hot ass mess. White blonde roots, dark yellow-ligh orange mid length and red ends. How much do you want to bet she slaps a 40 vol developer mixed with quick blue from root to ends with no plan,
And then when it’s a hot mess of oranges reds and yellows she tries to tone a violet based toner like t-18. Boy howdy I can’t wait to see the melted green/grey sludge she’s going to end with.
No. 926719
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topkek
No. 926728
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It's not even that bad. It just looks pretty much the se as before just slightly more fried.
No. 926733
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>>926728Annnd the “my birthday in april” comments commence
No. 926737
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No. 926741
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No. 926742
>>926736Is she using blonde box dye to bleach her hair or is she using actual bleach and developer and the blonde box dye after?
I knew a girl who used blonde box dye to "bleach" her hair and it always looked so bad and piss yellow. This could explain why Luna's hair always looks so bad.
No. 926743
>>926742You would think people would learn to avoid box dye.
Its funny that Luna is ashamed of the dye fry and not how dirty she is, or her weight.
No. 926751
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sObEr
No. 926761
>>926629There is something so comforting about thread jokes like that. Missing you, chair autists. You were great.
>>926684This seems about right. She had a low opinion of her, they started stealing together so besties, and then Luna's bs broke it. Guessing she was ripping her friend off on meds or something and got caught out.
No. 926764
>>926743her refusal (or total inability ?) to learn new things despite having every opportunity to do so, should be studied. - like when she consistently left the cap off her expensive markers and then kept ebegging for a full new set instead of learning how to refill the ones she had.
she hasn’t had her natural color since she was a pre-teen, and still does not understand how hair dye or bleach works.
also, let’s stop pretending if she gets good bleach and toner that it’ll turn blonde. it won’t. that red box dye will be there for a very long time. she might be able to bleach it to a strawberry blonde and go with that, but she won’t.
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No. 926769
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No. 926771
>>926769lol I’m crying. So she used box dye that uses 20 vol to get half level lifts. She just slapped it on from ROOT TO TIP, even though she had virgin roots and the dye had all but washed out of her damaged as fuck ends.
If didn’t go full retard she would use common sense: where is my hair going to take the longest to life? Oh shit, the DARKEST AREA, maybe I should apply the “bleach” there first and let it lift so I have a semi more even canvas to work with. And she still managed to not get large areas of her roots in the very front of her head.
Her ends are going to turn to mush tho so that will be fun.
No. 926782
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>>926767Luna reminds me of the singer Fiona Apple in the 90s!
(unsaged shitpost) No. 926786
>>926719Kek, I wish I didn't laugh as hard as I did.
>>926738I forget how many freckles she has til I see an unfiltered pic, I wonder what her skin really looks like these days and if she ever uses sunscreen.
>>926776Yes. This mess is what I saw plenty of girls do in middle & high school. Looks like 2007 over-dyed hair that a lot of the scene/emo kids ended up with when trying to go blonde but had already put other shitty box dye in the month before. She really should've researched and watched a couple youtube tutorials at least if she insists on doing it herself.
No. 926791
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No. 926792
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No. 926794
>>926776I like it too, but I have terrible taste.
>>926791That matronly ass nightgown really highlights how much she's shaped like an obese 65 year old.
No. 926800
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>>926791Sometimes I wonder how a person who looks like this can be so extraordinarily vain
No. 926803
>>926764Studied for what? You're literally describing retardation. And she's a junkie so retard²
(and to the mini cow who keeps spamming the wk bait - go make your second thread if your so desperate for attention. No one else will.)
No. 926817
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No. 926825
>>926817Why would she steal more shampoo lmao
And watch her just end up eating the whole bottle of hydroxycut gummies in one sitting because she's a fatass and they taste good
No. 926831
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It's a video of her opening and closing this. Not worth the hassle to convert to upload.
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No. 926854
>>926840HYDROXYCUT GUMMIES KEK
Girl is gonna eat herself skinni
No. 926903
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Does anyone else think that collar is way oversized for such a small cat?
No. 926904
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huge
No. 926960
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No. 926993
>>926991yeah whenever we open up a discussion about pumpkin it seems to be shot down pretty quickly, even though it’s a massive indicator (along with plenty of other things) of luna’s character
they found a well groomed, well mannered, possibly chipped cat on the sidewalk and thought “this must be free to take!”
pumpkin hasn’t been clean since the day she was taken
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>>926976What the fuck is this?
No. 927018
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>>927016It wouldn't surprise me
No. 927021
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No. 927040
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>>926976Apparently they sleep with a filthy baseball in bed…
No. 927064
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No. 927065
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girl eat a vegetable
No. 927069
>>927054Nah nona, you make a good point. Like she's "sober" now (still gobbling up benzos but her tolerance is higher than giraffe balls and she seems to be off/cutting down on the heroin) so one would think she'd pull her shit together hair-wise. When Head-Injury Mommy Dearest or Evil Dad™ pay for her to get it professionally bleached, does she not ever ask the stylist any questions about technique/upkeep/at-home treatments? That hair betrays her room-temp IQ, I s2g.
>>927064WTF is her obsession with showing us gross-ass toner bathwater like it's a fancy aesthetic bath bomb? Like I love a nice bath as much as the next anon, but I don't wash my fuckin' hair in it, let alone dye/tone/treat it and
soak my body in those chemicals, wtf?
>>927065"Muh eating disorder." Topkek, fridge body. She should get some shirts in this fugly pattern though, it
is hiding some of the rolls pretty well, but her overall figure is a lost cause at this point.
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No. 927082
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(sage your non milk)
No. 927083
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No. 927092
>>927081Is this the final product??? It's not even yellow yet, it's orange and still fucking hideous. I thought she was getting "the good bleach"…
>>927083Cackling at the whitening strips. I'm not sure they're going to work over the plaque and tartar. I've never heard of whitening nasty teeth. She needs to learn basic mouth hygiene first.