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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg/Anusion/Anus is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW)/Lame, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
A patron’s mother replies to Greg’s copy paste message about renewing pledges. Spoiler: she makes him look even more like a racist idiot. >>559847
Sends same copypasta pledge message to another cow, Mariah Mallard. >>559962 >>559973
Lainey makes a few more videos with Sarah >>566008 >>566944
as well as more clickbaity videos about her relationshit with her gay husband.
Greg makes it clear that he still desires a unicorn despite Lame’s discomfort with the idea. >>564843 >>560896
Greg plans on leaving twitter, again, and doesn’t (as expected). >>561397
He does however start a new channel. >>563950
Greg makes videos about meeting Jeffree Star claiming he called him a faggot countless times >>562553
and therefore sexually harassed him. >>566028
Deleted all his videos on his failed Onichan channel due to “issues he couldn’t avoid.” >>567808
New Chapter of Reaper’s Creek >>567893
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Says she can't relate to people 5-10 years older than her
Best friend is 6 years younger than her
Ikr. Taking Make-up advice from Lamp is like taking sex advice from Grease.>wearing make-up for once in my life>for once in my life>for once
Yeah… Taylor Elaine I-look-like-a-dragqueen-in-every-other-video-because-Im-too-dumb-for-the-simpliest-looks Avaroe really rarely wears Make-up…
What I also hate about her is how everything she gets she throws away after a couple of months.
She wants her teenage
fans to buy her expensive stuff, only so she can use it once, complain about it and in another video she's like "yeah I'm getting rid of this because I keep dropping it and everything broke".
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Hasn't Sarah been at "college" ever since she's been at the grease trailer?
greg said anyone under like 23 is a dumb kid or something in relating to his old content being considered sketchy
lainey was not older than 23 when he said this (is she even now? idk)
Also her husband is older than her by a lot
Yep. She's a fully fledged bullshitter now she's 100% groomed and shagged.
On another note, I feel like if she wore coloured contacts it would help her look not so dead inside. Those black pupils scream soulless. >>568364
So she can't relate to her much older husband. No shit.
So she can't relate with her twin flame husband uwu>>568353
I wish I could say this is peak cringe from her but I can see her going even cringier.
Is that a nosebleed or wtf is happening with her left nostril? Between her crusty panties, food stuck in between her teeth, buggers or blood coming out of her nose, makeup smudged on her clothes and probably countless other examples, this is probably one of the sloppiest and unaware of herself person I've ever seen.
Way to go, Herp Queen. Yaaas Sloppy Daddy.
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@ 2:15 >"People generally just don't want to introduce themselves to me or talk to me at all because they think I'm too young"
lol no Lainey, people reject you because you're a grown mother who idolizes young boys and obsesses over teen girls.
Other moms are creeped out by you because you're a weird in-between transtrender and you act like an immature spaz in public.
Nobody wants you and your family near theirs. Nothing to do with being a teen mom.
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Each time he starts a new channel we get a good view of what his TRUE fanbase is at the time. Currently he has over 15,000 subscribers on his "New Channel" but if you look at the views for his videos they only get up to 4000 or 5000 views tops. Thats barely 1/3 of his subscribers. And all these people subbed to his channel in the last 12 days. Its not like these people subscribed to his channel 3 years ago and forgot about him and dont check up on his new stuff, they should be getting alerts to any new video because they're such new subscribers, you cant claim theres a glitch. Even if they weren't getting alerts to his new videos, its only been 12 days or less since they subscribed, it should be fresh in their mind and they should be checking up on his channel out of curiosity.
My theory- most of the 15,000 subscribers are fake. Greg bought them to get the ball rolling, the same way a street performer puts a few dollars in his own hat to get people to add more. And even the views are suspicious to me. If you look at some of his other channels that aren't as visible they get low views. Greg doesnt think anyones really watching the numbers on those channels so why buy more views for them to make him look good. He has one channel that when he uploads a new video it will only get 1500 views, and if hes lucky a whopping 2000. On this other channel thats almost dead, when he uploads a video to it, it only gets in the hundreds, 150 to 200, thats fucking sad.
Just like with the failed Onichan channel that he deserted last week, his "New Channel" will probably top out at 50,000 subs because thats all he can afford to buy, and the views for each video will only get around 5,000 and then slowly decline as time passes.
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It looks like Shi manager threatened to sue Greg again.
The video Drive Thru Prank was uploaded to his main Onision channel on August 17, eleven days ago. It stayed up for maybe a week then Greg took it down. Shi is never actually seen in the video (because shes holding the camera) but you hear her voice and its clearly her. Ill bet you anything that her manager contacted Greg and forced him to remove it from his channel, and being the passive aggressive little pussy Greg is, he uploaded it to his Patreon instead. Doesnt Greg realize that moving it from one platform to another doesnt mean he cant get sued? I love that he thinks he can skirt the law by spinning the facts or details. This is the same reason hes in deep shit with the IRS, and why every time hes tried to fight a traffic ticket hes lost. You dont get off scot-free if you feign ignorance of the law.
So whats the count now? How many people are actually suing him or threatening to sue him?
I think what is most sad is that this is supposedly Greg's "true form". This channel is supposed to let him being able to "let loose" and show his true creative talent.
….then look at those videos.
Fuck this guy is so out of touch and he's risking not only his livelihood but that of his wife and children (and mistress?).
Remember when Lainey said she was going to focus on Instagram and make less Youtube videos? Guess that wasn't paying the bills.
Who wants to bet Greg guilted her into continuing to make videos to help support their family, meanwhile, this is what greg is doing to support it… those horrible videos.
Plus, he probably is spending extra time away from Lainey and her family while he re-invents himself and works on this new channel all while screaming "IM WORKING. IM A WORKAHOLIC" as his kids teeth rot out and his wife's face slowly decays.
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I saw the same thing. Its not like a booger hanging out or crusty herps, this is blood coming out of her nose, thats really concerning.
I understand her not noticing it during the recording. You usually dont figure out your nose is bleeding until its dripping on your shirt or you feel it dribble to your lips or someone else points it out to you. But why didnt she catch it when she edited the video? Shes staring at herself on the monitor for an hour or two and she didnt see the blood? I know shes always squinting when reading, but are her eyes so bad that she doesnt catch something like this? The same way shes accidentally shown her childrens faces on video and had to go back and blur them out or take the video down, only after her fans pointed it out to her.
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>>568467>It's just her skin in her nose that isn't coated in makeup.
really? take a hint from pedobot and squint a little harder thats not a missed spot of skin its blood
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On the day the big LOGAN PAUL VS. KSI fight I saw this comment on one of his videos.
Im sure there's plenty of people other than Keemstar who could be on the card and would love to take a swipe at Shregs giant head.
If we could trick Shreg into thinking he came up with the idea, this boxing match could really happen.
That pic, R.I.P my sides. Memestar would absolutely crush Anus and as much as I'd love to see that, Anon is right >>568475
He's a huge pussay and would never step into the ring.
He thinks he can choke her and call her a faggot like Plainey and she’ll just squeal Daddy over and over.
Sorry, Anus, most women (or just women who are smart enough to stay away from you) have more of a backbone than your nasty wife.
Shes lazy as fuck and wont take the time to fix little snafus that pop up time to time.
Look at the time she didnt know the SD card wasnt fully seated in her camera. When she realized her mistake does she redo the video? Nope, its a big fuck you to her paying Patrons.>there will be no beautybot video tomorrow I honestly don't even know how this could have happened.
Her whole youtube career is basically the same senario as when a husband wheedles his wife into anal. She doesnt really want to do it, but she wants to keep her hubby happy.
The funniest thing to me about it is that back when she got pregnant people referred to her as a teen mom and she got fucking triggered
and pissed as fuck about it. She went on a huge rant about how she wasn't a teen mom basically just because she was 18/19 and not 16 when she got knocked up. I don't understand why she's trying to change the narrative now lol
Cause back then she was a stupid kid trying to play adult
Now she's a stupid women
Trying to play teen boy.
I agree with this 100%. She didn't have to work, she went to online school and they where financially set. On top of that the majority of the time she's had friends who doubled as a nanny living with them.
>"Another pro for me and I know this is not the case for everybody. So it is not a reason to have a kid young but for me it made me much closer with my partner. It just made our bond so much stronger."
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it but it comes off as she was using her pregnancy to lock Greg into the relationship. I really get the feeling that Clot was not an unexpected blessing but a tool to keep Greg from running away with Billie.
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Didn't she say, she hasn't had dark brown or normal hair in over two years or some shit
Memory is subjective when it comes to either of the Onions.
If it fits a narrative they are trying to push then its a correct memory and the absolute truth.
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Had to share this reply to his recent NEW EMO CHARLIE VIDEO!!! tweet.
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Yup, theres a reason that kid was/is called Band-Aid.
Tomato: was it an accident?
You really think she'd spill about Greg if they divorced?
Im sure that Greg has a HUGE dossier on her and at the first sign of her leaving him he would hint at what he'd release about her to the public. It would scare her quiet.
Shes said she would never spill any tea about Onion because she hates "haters" more than she could ever hate him, she'd never prove them right.
Hes already talked about her rape, her teacher, her jealousy, her family…hiw much nore can he really have on someone who's barely left his sight aince she was 17?
I see your point, and I do agree.
But if he doesnt have any new shit to sling then he will do what hes done to ex friends, embellish on things and make them seem so much worse and let his fans run with it.
lazy and dirty partner, two-faced transtrender, neglectful and bad parent, wasteful and money hunrgy adult pushing me to bankruptcy.
My god Lambo… the only difference is that her eyebrow looks even worse with Make-up and she wears not blended eyeshadow.
Her lipstick looks terrible as well.
I don't think Foot's parent's will give up on her. I mean her fucking mom went to Disney with Foot and Shreg and the kids so that's fucking love. If my child married Shreg I would be probably putting a hot tub over the shallow grave I buried that nasty as ephebophile in.
As for Foot's father he fucking hates Shreg. He wants to fuck him over. Not to mention helping the grandkids also means making sure Foot comes out nicely from the divorce.
Aside from the bad parenting, she makes everything else blatantly obvious lol. Especially the lazy and dirty part.
Not to mention, for the first time, he's with someone who has a lot more fans than he does. It just wouldn't have the same effect.
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Latest replies to @onisionprime show that he's shown them an e-mail from someone like he used to on his main Twitter. lol so pathetic that he needs validation from a hand full of low self-esteem fangirls now that there's only haters left on his other profile. I wonder who wrote the e-mail and what it's about.
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>>568372>>568149>Also her husband is older than her by a lot
An anon at Kiwifarms has found various documents related to his mortgage/VA loan where his birthdate is listed as 1982, not 1985 as he likes to say. If he IS 36, that's even skeevier.
Spoiler tag as it's a large image. Red arrow shows where his birth year is listed as 1982. Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onision-gregory-james-daniel-jackson-avaroe.4851/page-297
Stop with the age derailing. Anus will lie about pretty much anything, but not his age. It’d be too easy to catch. Anus only lies about shit he thinks he can get away with. Websites can be wrong, I doubt a military document is.
36 or 32, he’s still disgusting crusty and going on 50. If he were gonna lie about his age, he’d say he’s still in his mid 20s. Sorry, Grease, those days are long, LONG gone.
And what website is that even from? How do we know it's reliable info? How did this one anon get this super secret info that apparently no one else has found in all this time? To me it just looks like one of those random things anyone could search up, like a Whitepages/Spokeo/Radaris type thing. No one's information is totally correct on those. I mean, it still lists Skye as his current spouse, and considering she's only a year younger than him (as reported several times by he himself), it lists her age incorrectly too. And I don't know what it's supposed to be reporting on in specific, but he changed his last name from Daniel at least six years ago, no?
It's pretty unfair to call people fans of his just for saying some vague screenshot from an unknown website doesn't really mean anything.
what's with the sudden decline in reading comprehention in this thread. >>568790
anon gave good reason why it's bullshit: his military records are more likely to show his real DOB than some random ass website
I'm just saying that clerical errors happen. Humans aren't infallible and Shreg is dumb enough to not know how old he is or how to calculate his age. I don't think the poor fucks that's job it is to rope in young impressionable teens so they can become heroes and fight for our country really give a shit about small details either. >>568959
Two child support payments and alimony vs one child support payment and alimony. Greedy ass Shreg doesn't want to share his hard earned YouTube money with another lazy ass ex-wife.
I never realized she puts her foundation on top of her eyebrows until this video. The eyebrow she filled in turned out lighter because it had foundation caked on it to begin with. A truly lost cause, that one.
"For a long time I felt like eyeliner was part of my identity." What a strong identity she's always had! Amazing.
She also says her lips are a rare feature she actually feels good about, which is ironic for…very clear reasons…
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Oh oh, legal issues?
Come on anon, it could just be a typo or wrong entry on that website?
I mean if we really want to believe that onion is lying about this age then we have to figure out a way to explain why none of his ex-school mates or military mates have never mentioned it? Plus his military documents clearly state that he was born in 1985, you telling me the US gov is also in on this conspiracy?
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What the fuck is Anus’s twitter banner? He’s trying to look like a “so quirky” teen while simultaneously capturing an unflattering photo of his wife. How does anyone look at this and think “omg how hot!”
He looks like a fucked up frog in his twitter picture. I noticed Onision prime is all emo and dark and Onision is light and "youthful".
He's not creative, he's just a pervert always trying to figure out the best way to appeal to young girls.
If I remember correctly there is a spy already.
I have the feeling they are collecting and screenshotting everything on the OnisionPrime twitter and will release it later on in a glorious dump.
What anon, it's him and his mom! So he appears younger and can draw in more teen poon! kek
(I know it's Lainey, ok…)
Hope so! Anons couldn't figure out a couple of his followers right?
Also, like people were doing before, can't they kind of scam patreon with an empty card for a perk for one month, see his twitter, screenshot it all?
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Ordinarily, not long, but I think the potential impending lawsuit from either Shiloh or Shane has him rattled. Though Billie has yet to threaten to sue, if she knew how he’s ass deep in debt and hastily trying to cover his tracks, she might threaten him for mentioning her, too.
My guess is he’ll open his mouth, then quickly delete anything he said out of paranoia.
Hahaha, no shit. Well here's solid proof he lurks, just look @ this >>568472
his fragile ego must have so hurt from everyone saying he wouldn't fight anyone because he's such a pussy(wish he is by the by)so he's he's proving all the haturs wrong by challenging Shane….Shane isn't going to acknowledge this has-been.
Yes, please, that would be amazing. It's a win-win for Shane no matter what the outcome of that match is. If Shane wins, that means Greg got the crap beat out of him like he deserves. If Shane loses, Greg will be mercilessly attacked by Shane's stans. His whole history would bring in new loads of people to hate him and throw his history in his face, which would make him sperg out.
The only downside is that Greg would gain more views on his videos for a little while, unless those same people just turn on adblock.
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Shreg's transition into a 50 year old pregnant woman is coming along nicely.
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Gregs body is an example of the phrase "skinny fat"
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Am I the only one who is surprised that he didnt do the KSI parody in blackface?
Things would really come full circle for her, considering she found Shreg through her original obsession Shane, kek.
I hate to say it but it's an intriguing idea. Luckily for the world, I think Shane knows better than to touch either of those dumpster fires with a thirty nine and a half foot pole.
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He's been sperging all night on his redpotato666 sockpuppet account arguing with haters. There's no way this isn't him. Why would anyone else bother defending every detail.
It's way too much to screenshot but you can find them under tweets & replies.
If he wasn't such a garbage human I'd feel so sorry for him that he's so obsessed with his haters and has no one left who defends him.
"I've never had any problems" really Shreg? Your hair looks like you bathed in olive oil and your red skin screams agony. Please actually learn about basic hygiene and how scalding hot water and soap multiple times a day is the absolute worse thing you can do for your hair and skin.
You're disgusting no matter how many showers you take.
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It looks like he's going to start upload to speaks again.
They deserve each other. I did have some hope for Lainey because she's been heavily molded into what her husband (kind of) wants her to be. Then again, I'm glad she's tying him down and puts her foot down when it comes to threesomes. That way he won't be able to billiefy another girl. Thanks Lainey. >>569414
Where's the option that it's a bad choice?! That's not a poll, that's just a way to coerce his patrons to agree with him. I mean… wtf? How can 39 people be fooled by this?
His polls are always so manipulative it's hilarious to think patrons don't pick up on how obvious his coersion is. Holy hell he's not subtle
Yes, Greg, please do speaks. Incriminate yourself with your spergs and trigger
His Character bullshit is so annoying.
Sure people will be so interested in your old ass speaks videos from 2010 when you still had long hair cause people totally haven't seen that. Even his newer fans could just go back on his channels and look for old content they don't know yet (what every YouTube user does and what I did when I used to watch him) but he thinks he's so clever by deleting them and reuploading cause that makes them rare and exclusive lmao. It just screams lazy. There where times when he at least used to produce one video a day for any of his channels, even then everyone said quality > quantity but at least he pushed out new content even if it was half-assed. Now he just completely lost his "passion" and only does the bare minimum, trying to cover it up with reuploads.
yup, also, if they aren't him, why does he never acknowledge them? I mean they are putting a lot of effort into defending him, if they were real fans he would at some point mention them. He mentions all his long-term patrons at some point, be it in tweets/replies, in streams etc. If he'd think they were trolls he would try to fight them or at least jokingly talk about them.
His die-hard fans also interact with each other in discord or on Twitter but the sockpuppets don't do that, they only react to (alleged) hate comments. The only conclusion is that it's him because he needs a place to vent.
I guess hanging on twitter fighting with haters under a false name and tweeting pseudo deep shit is better than spending time with Lameo and the kids.
There were some trolls who imitated the original hiimasociopath, but this new account is 100 % the same person. When he replies to people he doesn't even try to hide the fact that it's Greg, the respones are exactly like he's talking about himself only in third person.
It's a pity.
He sits there, on Mount Stupid, and yells his badly researched and uneducated opinion out into the world, hoping for approval, fame and money. And the few people who truly admire him fail to realize that the fairytale castle, he keeps picturing himself in, is indeed a cheap, makeshift cardboard box that barely holds together thanks to duct tape.
But at least he has a herp-ridden horse.
I could be thinking too much into this, but I think most people who felt endeared to him in any way became so because of those very vulnerable, weird, emo speaks videos circa 2010-2011. Shiloh, Adrienne, and Lainey all fell for him and his emotionally open, brooding, troubled persona during that time, because of the whole "I'm the only one who understands/appreciates him, I want to save him" mentality those videos gave them. Maybe he finally realizes he's not appealing to that audience of naive girls who buy into that crap by wearing diapers, screaming to bad techno music, and yelling about people he hates from 12 years ago (or whatever the shit he does nowadays), and he's trying to get that specific appeal back. Whether it be for viewership only purposes, or seedy trinity purposes – I'm kinda leaning towards the latter myself.
"It's complicated" Doesn't even have the vocabulary to articulate his beliefs. How is he so fucking terrible?>>569434>>569437
He can't handle any negative answers or any negative answers that don't insult the person with the negative opinion.
I can't even anymore… Even with Grease's flabby B cups, this here milk is drying up.
It's like every week his Next Great Idea is yet another Patreon post with self-validating poll about some minor change to his channel/tiers. That's the best he can do after stewing all day in his "home office," not looking after his 2 children?
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1 new channel wasn't enough I guess
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So now he has a grand total of 10 channels. Most of which get no new uploads, or barely get any views.
Making new channels over and over again and expecting different results.
Isn't that the definition of insanity?
Youtubers might have 2 channels.
Greg is just afraid of failure, and has an overinflated sense of self.
Delusions of Grandeur
To Greg, in his head, these subscriber numbers are all added up. As in, 2mill plus two mill plus 1.5 mill etc. equals some big number.
Truth? Greg has only 39 people who care enough to click a button. >>569414
And you know that half of that are Shreggys fake fan patreons.
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Greg has only 39 people who care enough to click a button
and barely 10 fans willing to be part of Gregs level 4 on Patreon
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She was so in love with him and moved in with Greg on August 1st.
How long did it take for it to go to shit? Looks like 5 weeks.
Dont most new relationships have longer "honeymoon phases"? I guess it happened so soon because they were in the same house and she got to see how Greg was 24/7.
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This photo for his Encore channel cracks me up.
Not only is it years old, but the filter he used is bonkers.
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He must of been chopping at the bit to make this video. Was this the reason he wanted to start this new Speaks channel.
Basically its 6 minutes of him telling his 12 year old fans
>all men are rapists (except me)
>the penis is a sword just waiting to rape and kill you
This really reminds me of the televangelist preaching from his lofty pulpit, railing against the evils of homosexuality and pedophilia, but years later its revealed that he was sucking off twinks in gaybar bathrooms and was diddling his own kids.
lol no Shreg. Most men are not rapists. You live inside your bubble that you crafted yourself. Shreg crafted a community of misfits where broken people can come to feel like they belong. They listen to Papa Shreg's soothing voice tell them they are beautiful and worthy when all the people in their life have said just the opposite. And then he inspires them to stand up themselves and shouts "fluck the haters" (I actually cringed from typing that, I need an adult.), but he makes sure that they know that Onion is the only true person that feels this way in their life. He also has a knack of picking out partners from his fanbase with history of sexual, dating, or domestic abuse and/or violence. Your tiny isolated world, Shreg, is not a representation of the real world. Just because you surround yourself with vulnerable teens does not mean that all men but you rape. You surround yourself with vulnerable teens, so you that can manipulate and profit off of, which makes you, Shreg, a creep.
Then he has all this misguided hatred towards his father, that he also directs towards every other male of the human race. You can see it in the way he talks about Foot's father who had done nothing out of line, but help his daughter out of her collapsing marriage when her husband was found to be fucking then teen help they flew in. There were definitely animosities before, but this really triggered
it. The way he talks about other men makes him come off as a complete incel with their other men = chads me = intellect logic.
"If you haven't been raped you're lucky, but just wait in the future the crazy penis maniac men will come after you vagina wielder, not me though, I'm an intellect." -ShregSpeaks 2018 basically.
Trot will have a hard time growing with Grease, he gets so defensive with anyone with a dick. If he ever collabs with a male, he has to have some record of sexual abuse or a misconduction or just be a "beta" male.
Either Trot will grow up castrate by Greg or he will become aggressive towards him to see who is the "man" of the house.
Lmao is all like "be careful men will try to violate you" when he forced himself on A and "it's horrible when people know you've been violated, they judge you" when he blasted B's confidence of rape (molestation?) to the world.
Hypocrite of the century.
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>>569579>>569584>>She needs to stop acting like Sarah being there wasn't one of the main reasons she quit.
Curiously enough, if you check laineybot's socialblade subscriber numbers, it appears that her gay hubbo still buys subscribers for her. Too many subs every day, i know you ain't getting 500 subs in a day, your TOO BORING for the numbers you pulling in, hon.
Since Lainey refuses to stream while Sarah is there (watching greg like a hawk), Greg still, he STILL has to feel that he's making money off her somehow.
Makes sense that he would at least pump up her numbers. Because nobody is tuning in to THAT mess.
I think those posts were just early relationship tensions, and I think Foot was less of a rebound and more revenge and to show he was SO ABOVE A and Sh lmao.
Hell, I imagine the marriage was still relatively decent even through the first pregnancy. Why was it doomed from the beginning, though? Because she had a <3 year shelf life. She aged out of what he was attracted to and then coupled with the agender bullshit made her completely unattractive to Grease. “We put up with Billie cause she was really attractive!” I mean no Anus, she’s a pretty girl but not the kind of hot that a man ruins his life for. She was 18 and that’s what you liked more than anything you creepy, creepy fuck.
TL;DR his marriage was at least decent till Foot turned 20.
All of this.
He does have an incel attitude to other men
I know right?
All I could think of was the curb your enthusiasm music.
He's seriously projecting in this video.
I thought the same thing.
He says something like "basically if you have a vagina you're in danger" but transwomen are at the same risk to be attacked, beaten and raped as AFAB women. I would even say they are more at risk. Since rape is more about control and anger, not just sexual release, there are men who hate transwomen and what better a way to degrade them then to beat and rape them. Or the instances where a man flirts with a trans woman, finds out shes TS and feels tricked or his heterosexuality is in question so he beats her, or rapes her.
lmao no. this is only ever the case in a few situations usually if the mtf doesn't disclose the fact that they're trans when trying to engage in sexual relations with a man.
women are subject to violence more often and for the simple reason of being a woman.
mtfs generally provoke violence on themselves or are targets of toxic masculinity, which has nothing to do with them being "a woman".
Obviously the fucking idiots arguing over it care.
This shit isn't the point anyway, the point is that Onion is pushing that crazy sensationalist "1 in 4 women will be raped this afternoon" tier fear mongering garbage
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much demiboy, so masc-presenting
“muh dysphasia, i’ve ALWAYS hated my boobies and hips and wearing dresses”
your instagram feed before the trans trending started says otherwise
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she should transition into a goblin instead.
"If I see a hate comment it just ruins my entire day."
Hey Plainey, maybe YouTube isn't fucking for you if just being able to see one hate comment makes you cry all day.
All I can look at the entire video are her fucked up enamel that looks like invisible braces, dry lips and the bruises on her neck. How is she such a mess and what does Anus do to her. Her whole appearance has become so bad that it's irritating. Trot is at an age where he starts asking what strange marks are on her body, how can she walk around like that?
Also kek at her statement about Twitch>I'd feel weird just sitting there and talking
Yes, you're too lazy to do Twitch. I get the feeling moving streams to patreon is another attempt to gain more patrons and that it was Anus' idea.>>569714
On YouTube would be even more trolls than on younow. I wouldn't stream there either if I was her.
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In the swan song vid for his Onision Speaks channel where he tells everyone to go subscribe to his NEW & IMPROVED Speaks channel, he finally tells the truth as to why hes abandoning his old channels and making new ones, and why hes now calling himself "Character"
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LOL! He used a photo from when Taylor was skinwalking Billie, not any recent photos where shes attempting to look like an ugly teen boy whos battling colon cancer.
Well I guess we know which version of Laineybot Greg thinks is attractive. You better get your ass to Sallys Beauty and buy some more blue hair dye TayTay.
Why does he try so hard (with words only) to convince us hes the most honest YouTuber around, and that his marriage is great and his love for Laineybot is never ending?
But anytime we see video of them together hes insulting her, laughing at her, ducking and weaving any kind of kiss or hug from her, and eventually trying to get up and leave the video as soon as possible.
Hoboy lovebomb video.
The fuck did he do with Sara?
He looks so miserable as he says he's so tremendously happy.
Maybe if he says it enough times hell believe it.
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hmmm, look what video title got changed in the last couple of hours.
Wonder what caused that?
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He says in his Are You Coming video that the real reason for him dumping all his old channels is
>the reason that I'm leaving this channel, one of the biggest reasons is because I don't want to have millions of subscribers that aren't even around anymore I want to have real subscribers
Real subscribers who dont watch your videos? You have over 16,000 subscribers on your new Character channel and your videos dont even get half of that 16K. Why are these "real subscribers" subbing then never watching your vids? Could it be that they arent real? If they were real fans Id expect them to watch your videos twice, and each new vid you put out would be getting 30K plus views.
ROFL I know. He sounded so miserable too. The defeat of how he's only spending time with her because he's not excited about videos anymore. As if the amount of time spent with a partner is dependant on how miserable he is with work.
3/4s of those views are probably hate watchers.
if theres some specific time point can webm anon snip it
i cant stand watching this retard outside those anymore
Yea triangle eyebrows are like sooo attractive. Anon, get your eyesight checked. >>569777
I refuse to watch his videos these last few months, but I gave this one a go because I thought he might slag off Lame. Nope, he talked about himself 90% in a soft, saint-like tone, then love bombed Lame. He's still unbearable. >>569812
Probably because it looks like he's saying he's been raped too which will get views. >>569890
You can monetize your videos after 10/12k subs but 7k views a video will be small pennies.>>569892
I never even witnessed it when it was infamous and according the Greg went viral. So I never saw any hype at all, just an aging idiot always mentioning it like it rocked the world. When i finally watched it I was surprised it even got ten views. Sometimes I despair at the internet kek.
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You can go to the reupload kind anon made for us and just skip to 00:47 >>569777
thats when he talks about spending more time with his family because his career is dead, and then just click out when his voice starts to grate on your nerves.
I do love this part of him talking about spending more time with his wife.
His own body betrays him and he cant control his facial reaction. He says "Im so much happier" but its like a pained expression with a question mark inflection in his voice.
Its like when someone is saying yes, but shaking their head no, its a dead give away they arent telling the truth.
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New video by Shreg. He talks about how totally not racist he is because he voted for Obama and a bunch of other bullshit. He ends the video with the statement:
"All races have the opportunity to be attractive except for indigenous people."
Trying to prove you are not racist by being racist… GG Shreg. So all indigenous people are ugly according to him.
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His fake support for Black people is so annoying. He’s made so many videos shit talking black hair and often makes anti-black comments torwards the only
active black patron of his in livestreams. I don’t understand how people don’t see him for the racist POS he is.
He said, "We only out up with her because she is really good looking".>>570030
He also said about Ayalla that she had disgusting big bags under her eyes and that when Ayalla would talk about men doing her from behind, he felt physically sick because she's so gross.
He's an absolute shit stain on humanity and I wish a piano would drop on his cartoon sized head.
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Also he doesn't give a shit about blm.
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Plaineythot uploaded a “Husband Picks My Makeup” video.
god he was not interested in this at all was he lol
he picked everything as quickly as he could basically all at random. what was the point, she may as well have picked it herself with a blind fold.
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I don't get what her argument against these pictures would be. "I've always hated wearing dresses and felt uncomfortable in them! That's why, as a free adult woman, I chose to purchase, wear, take pictures in, and instagram model several different dresses!" (Watch her delete these now.)
The bottom one is especially good, because Onion used it in a video about "the perfect female body" or something like that. It was uploaded in 2017, but THAT was the picture he chose to show of her. He constantly chooses images of her where she has on feminine clothes and makeup and has longer hair to compliment and use for his videos and whatever else. It's so sad in such a funny way.
I feel you.
It always triggers
the fuck out of me when she says "I put this in my crease" bitch has NO idea what the crease is.
All she does is smear her fucking eyeshadow all over her lid, to her fucking eyebrow.
Same when she says "this is a good transition shade" she picks up specific words but has zero clue what she's doing.
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Thanks for the insight into the monetisation of a channel. I had questions about that last week and was hoping someone that had done it or at least tried it would give their take.
>I realize he’s making a new channel for the reuploads
I think the 2 new channels he made are for all his new content.
I borrowed a graphic from earlier in the thread to show what I understand as to what hes doing with all 10 of his channels. Hes only making new content for the channels circled in red. Hes reuploading old videos to the channels cirled in blue, and the channels with a black slash are dead, he doesnt upload to them at all or the occasional "gaming" video he uploads gets 100 views. The OnisionSpeaks channel is iffy, its status seems still up in the air because his new Character-Vlogs is suppose to take the place of his Speaks channel.
It does make me happy that the reuploads hes dumping onto Uhohbro and Onision wont get any money if they're manually reviewed.
>>570348>they definitely have their eye on him, and if the rumours of them wanting rid of him are true
Any lawfags here? I'm just wondering why YT won't just go all in and ban him. No one will ask/want him to come back… would they really fear Anus lawyering up? If it ever came to that, they've got a good case of him having a past and present (the black hair series) of posting hateful and problematic
content for justification for the ban. Or just tie it up in the court, which I would like to see because you know Shreg will use his expert financial skills to shell however much money can for his lawyer until he's too broke to even shop at Target and make the minimum payments on the Swamp Trailer.
It amazes me he is still on the site.
Ive thought the same thing. Im sure anyone could find dozens of videos that could get him kicked off YT for rule violations.
As an example- Keemstar original channel was banned (I dont remember why, probably something racist or just general hate speech) and by the rules of YT, when you're banned, you're not allowed to make another channel. The way he got around that and now has DramaAlert is he says hes just an employee of DA, hes just paid to be the "anchor" which is bullshit and just his way to skirt around the rules.
Id love to see YT ban Greg, then have him take on YT in the courts and lose any nest egg hes been hiding from Lainey. We all know he has cash hidden away for when he eventually dumps the Foot and his kids and runs off with some desperate teen puss.
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Right? Based on what >>570354
, it seems Onion Boy will be subject to a lot of manual reviews. It makes me think the moderators are going to start getting fed up with Anus wasting their time and move to outright ban him. YT has no reasonable recourse to keep him on and of course Greg has none in order to stay.
It's okay Youtube, we forgive you for giving a greasy, pedophilic moron the biggest platform there is on top of mountains of cash. But it's time to take out the trash.
Also, I thought Greg won't ever divorce Foot because her dad will take him to town in that regard, and there's plenty evidence Greg himself has created that showcases cheating and emotional abuse.
He's fucked and the future desperation will be interesting.
Doesn't surprise me in the least.
Y'all think that the Onions would take any time to actually like, properly train that dog?
Greg just can't take any time away from avoiding his family to train that thing.
Foot is too busy with the two spawns, the other 2 dogs, her slave, and for an hour a day, her manchild.
Bet it was Greg's decision. He's the one that makes his children act like invisible mutes, so they don't bother daddy's hentai fapping, er, video work.
So I'm sure when there was a poor bored Caterpie puppy barking and chewing around, Greg ordered the shock collars for the dogs.
Because they are lazy asses who can't bother to train their dogs, unlike the rest of humans in the world with their dogs.
Bet that the Onions dogs don't know how to do any tricks. Bet they don't even know how to play fetch, gimmie paw, speak, or even simple sit stand and stay commands.
The closest Greg will ever get to "training" his dog, is to roleplay as a slobbering mounting dog while making The Foot dress up to the nines as Harley Quinn.
Greg is into bestiality, after all.
Gurg's has admitted on multiple occasions that he dangles the dogs over the balcony when they pee on the floor or do something naughty.
And we know they piss on themselves when Gurg is near too, I'm not surprised the dogs are also subjected to electrocution. I hope they have to answer for this.
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There are times when watching her do make up videos (especially as a blonde) that I swear she conjured up the ghost of Dee Snider
She looks like Pee-Wee Hermans retarded child.>>570357>>570360
This has come up a few times n here, hasn't it been determined multiple times that those are electric fence collars?
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Is he retarded? I'm 100% sure YouTube would NEVER show you "child porn" by simply typing in "youtube" in your search bar, except you've previously searched for it on the website.
I guess he got that too as quick as he deleted that tweet.
Electric fence? Greg's house has no fences around it you can see the dogs running the perimeter of his house whenever he ventures to the swamp to do an outside video.
Of course he's pro shock collars he can't contain his rage when the dogs bark in the background of him making a shite vlog. He killed his turtle. Gave away Nibbles when Shiloh dumped him, didn't want Adrienne to bring her pets. Gave his Guinea pigs away to Madison to get a new sexy puppy he can't be fucked to look after. He's good at putting food where he wants to dogs to lick though
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I know the Onions suck and don't deserve those poor dogs, but we've already had this discussion and I'm pretty sure they're wearing invisible fence collars. The Onions just live in the woods, it makes sense for them giving their dogs those collars so they don't get lost.
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So a dog will get shocked if they run too far and that will correlate to the dog to run back the other way? Bullshit anon
And either way, the collar on the dog in the photo with Lainey has a shock collar on. Look at the button. It doesn't even match what you've posted. Google shock collar and it looks the same as any of the brands
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so 'YoU cANT telL SOmeOneS AGe juST bY LooKINg at ThEM' doesn't count for other peoples videos huh greg? these look about the same age as some of the girls youve rated onion boy.
Ok everyone, Shreggley Adams saw a chance to tweet out the phrases "naked children", "child porn", and "underaged naked body"…….
… and he took it!!!!
How many times can he say child porn? Look how happy he is to type that.
Makes you wonder how often he uses those terms himself to find his choice of pornography.
He has about 10 computers at home, perhaps he has dirty computers not connected to the net with the CP, and the clean computers for his video business, and what he is really angry at is the threat of getting caught by the FBI in Seattle for using a clean computer by throwing up a thumbnail that freaked him out for a while, because it threatened to out him?
Snigger at only 3 people listening to his ranting and ravings. He's so desperate for his whining to be acknowledged or go viral.
Crazy people screaming and muttering on the corner of the sidewalk don't attract huge crowds Shreg.
The one thing Im wondering is WHY hes getting so upset about this. He knows down deep this isnt CP but hes trying to spin the story like he did with Shane.
Do you think YouTube did something to him recently? Like demonitized everything or just something that really pissed him off so hes lashing out?
He says in one of those spergy posts>Site needs to be shut down. Please report the video & report this to @cnn @foxnews @msnbc
Seriously what would he do if YT got shut down? Hes lose his income along with Laineys check from her channels. They are not going to be able to live off their Patreons.
No confirmation as yet but chances of him not banging willing, barely legal pussy are slim to none. They can't actually admit it because then they would legit be child groomers.>>570401
It's still a shock collar you derp. Jesse (BFVSGF) pranked Jeanna with one once and it shocked her so bad she fell to her knees. And that wasn't around her throat like it is a dogs.
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Since Onion lives and dies by his Google definitions, do you think he thinks these girls are naked for the purpose of stimulating sexual excitement? Living just to make his micropenis perk up?
Yeah I think anons are fighting over
~dog collar shocks dog when a remote button is pushed to "train" the animal
~dog collar shocks dog when dog passes an invisible fence line, forcing dog to retreat back to its home/safety.
Its still shocking the dog in either cases. If you look closely at the photo of this post >>570401
Theres two metal prongs. Thats to conduct the electric shock.
My exact thoughts. A nude body isnt automatically "pornography"
All parents have photos of videos of their childs first bath or something similar and very innocent, so Im sure Greg and Lainey have those types of photos stored away in a closet of Clot and Trot. Should we contact the FBI and tell them that the Avaroes have CP of their children hidden in a closet?
>>570444>IT'S CHILD PORN! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME SEE NAKED GIRLS!
…it's their natural way of dress. Does Onion think this documentary filmmaker went out to a tribe and forced them all to strip for his cameras?
Like does he not understand this is what these women look like every day from the day they're born in terms of traditional wear?
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So Youtube actually responded to him and he ignored them in order to sperg out more?
The people on the thumbnail aren't even naked. They just show their boobs…
Youtube probably thought the worst and responded. I'm sure nothing will happen because it's just a fucking documentary…
Well, how DARE THESE WILD BEASTS run around naked when the holy eye of white men lays upon them! HOW DARE THEY IGNORE the universal way of dressing which glorious and omniscient western society has invented for the pure and the innocent! Avert your eyes! From now on all children shall be bathed fully dressed!
Good god, he's so uneducated, it's really embarrassing. No wonder nobody wants to be friends with him.
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best part of those retweets is if you look at the replies to them everyones telling them they're fuck wits for comparing a docu about amazonian tribes to cp.
I'll bet you in a few hours most of those retweets will be missing because they will have been deleted by the OPs because of the hate and realizing how stupid they sound siding with Onion.
I'm glad he didn't watch the stream or he would have flipped his shit, there were several little children running around naked.
What is disgusting is that this deeply sick man can find any of this arousing enough to call it pornography. What the actual fuck, GREASE? These are little children living their lives and having fun in a free and nurturing environment, they are doing way better than your children will ever do.
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(Why Cheaters Cheat Mirror)
In regards to his CP sperg, I've seen the thumbnail. There's nothing inherently sexual about it. Greg is just a fucking creep and only sees women (and little girls) as sexual objects.
I had to pause it because I was laughing too hard to continue listening to him.
Thank you for explaining how sex works Shreg.>going in and out of this woman, or letting a man go in and out of them, or going down on them etc
Dollars to doughnuts he'll delete his own tweets when he realizes how stupid he is.
I honestly wonder why people keep defending him, that's absolutely beyond me. I mean these are the situations where his stupidity literally screams at you through the screen.
I'd also bet benjamins that he'll blame it all on Character (or Leelu). Lainey's husband, of course, was smart enough to know it was a documentary.
just when you think Smurg can't get any more sexist or racist, he pulls this shit. How is he so stunningly unaware of how fucked that line of thinking is? And he just broadcasts it like everyone else will agree, lol
No Gergasmell, normal people aren't "horrified" by natural nudity and the female body. What a fucking twat
>>570512>I can reassure you I've never had sex behind someone's back
Isn't this literally what he did with B though?
Also I'd love to see this intercut with his whiteboard B and lame story where he makes lame out to be the bad person and him and B the victims.
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This came to mind almost immediately.
delete your channels then, you fucking coward.
then delete urself
god damn really gregma "they gotta be thinking they are cheating while they go in and out of this woman" says the man that literally slept with another woman against his pregnant wifes wishes but thats ok cus "i told her i was gonna" in an incredibly vague and maipulative way
"how are they able to betray someone?" says the man who made the "I BETRAYED MY WIFE" video for cheating (basically cheating, even if it wasnt sex he was crushing on B hard and did as close as he could possibly get to actual sex acts that he thought he could get away with)
he thoroughly cheated on plain both emotionally and physically how can someone be so blind to their own bullshit
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Here's a screenshot. How he could interpret this as porn is fucking beyond me. His mind must be in a very perverted, dirty place to think an educational livestream about another culture is meant to get dicks hard. What a pervert.
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Social repose transformation is complete.
Actually amazing he doesn't realize how literally sick this makes him look.
This actually makes very worried about his daughter (even more than everything else)
Loved it. If Gregs life was a movie Im sure the CYE theme song would play anytime he enters the scene.
And if he was a wrestler in the WWE, this would be his intro music.
Bro, the electric/invisible
dog fences are buried underground, you can't see them.>>570425
Yes, that's exactly what they do. The sensors are set at boundaries around the perimeter. When the dog gets too close, it beeps. If the dog goes over the line, they get shocked. You are supposed to train your dog where the lines are, are show them they have to go back in to stop the shock. They're not a new concept. And not all invisible fence collars look exactly the same, there's different brands.
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(The Elephant in the Room Mirror)
tl;dw: it's a non-apology apology video.
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I thought he was making a new "Speaks" channel and calling it his "Character Vlogs" Why is he still uploading his dum dum musings on this old channel? He even made a video saying he was done with his Onision Speaks channel and moving on.
I think I know the answer. If you go over to his new Character Vlogs channel hes only getting 2K views per video, so hes still uploading on Speaks to get some traction because hardly anyone is watching his new Vlogs.
Some retarded highlights:>compares himself to Loki, even calls himself "Loki" in third person>does some extremely retarded analogy about Nazism. I have no idea what he wants to say with this>"Rosanne would be a slave owner">white people who tan tries to look black>Says it was just jokes when he said black braided hair smells like dead rats
This is one of the top 10 moronic videos he has ever done.
Wait, are you talking about Billie and Joy Sparkle BS? Or are you talking about farmers?
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FARMERS PLS LINK ME TO THIS STORY/THREAD
Social Repose made some really funny and well thought out videos dissing Onion back in the day, but he turned out to be a weird sociopath who used and abused women too, so his word is kinda null on the topic, unfortunately.
And Jaclyn Glenn…ugh. I actually thought she was intelligent. Then after Onion made some dumbass "apology" video toward her that was clearly fake, passive-aggressive, and made for attention, she responded saying she believed his apology to be genuine, accepted it, never actually disliked him but was just roped into fighting him several times, and would rather be friends. It was such a shame.
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Grown adult man in his 30s referring to himself as Loki a Goddamn superhero! Youre far too old to be acting like an edge lord! Growup
you know the body massage thing is extra meme because his mommy gave him one right?
or do you mean "people" as in not from here?
Dude, I have an invisible fence for my dogs. Only the one who tries to get out wears the collar. She doesn't leave our yard, so she doesn't get hit by by a car or worse.
Also, I had the collar shock me, and yeah, it hurt a little, but not much. Gurgamel is a dick tho and hurts his dogs in worse ways than a shock collar
Samefag, but wanted to mention that dogs aren't supposed to wear these collars for too long.
Mine wears hers for 4 or 5 hours tops, and comes inside to chill collar free.
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Gregs going to be one of those parents who uses a leash with his kids.
Bravo Anon. Bravo.>>570733>>570734>>570744
Lets not derail over this.
I thought it was weird too.
How often do you go to the main page of Youtube? I usually just check up on who Im subbed to or do a search and check the results. I think your right he was checking on if his channels are being promoted or coming up in search results.
Sure he had black foster brothers!
They don't like him though like pretty much every other family member of his. Yet he keeps pushing his brain dead fans to flag a documentary for not being family friendly. Bitch, you repel families, your in laws and your own father hate you, and when your ma isn't beating you you're being inappropriately felt up in the guise of a body massage
My best guess is that he goes for unique views and watch time.
Maybe he tries to increase both so that his videos become more relevant to the algorithm.
This video is fantastic!!!!
Also, lainey will never leave him, because she's too scared to do what she really wants to do.
Because only a scared dependent mouse would waste her youth with the greasy pedo and his peeniest peen.
Also, lemme point out, for every time Onion skanks around behind Laineys back, there's a new 15 year old girl from Tacoma telling all her girlfriends how small this Youtubers dink is, and they all laugh at Onions tiny dick.
God forbid he see all the other documentaries about various cultures that don't wear much in the way of clothing (African, South American, Pacific Islanders, etc.).
He'll either shit his pants or fap himself raw.
>>570555>wears a Nirvana shirt for "goth" transformation>misses a bunch of spots when spraying her hair black>makeup is horrendous even though she has a beauty channel>screeches emo music lyrics>vampire boi
This bitch is a mother of two and has a degree, folks.
20 bucks says this was her sad poser attempt at getting Grugly to fuck her in a position other than doggy.
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He changed the title of his video lol
605 likes to 1.4k dislikes.
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Check out all his new videos. They all are 2 or 3, sometimes 5 minutes long. Hes wearing the same shirt, and hair is styled exactly the same.
He made a bunch of super short videos on 1 day and has been doling them out every other day or every few days. How fucking lazy. He worked one day last week, for a couple of hours making a bunch of 3 minute videos, and what did he do the rest of the week? Or should I say what did he tell Taylor he was doing?
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True, but if you look at how his hair is styled, same cowlicks and hair flip ups. It would be hard to style his hair the same exact way day after day.
I just though it was funny that he once said he worked every day 8 to 5, and now that Youtubes shitting on him he said its changed to working every other day and spending more time with his family.
He only worked one day last week and has been uploading these short videos them every other day to seem like hes working hard all week.
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cant convince everyone
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Pretty sure Onion is out of the garage and commandeered the downstairs den. Wonder if Lainey can't live stream because her closet is downstairs and pretty sure Onion's taken that too.
Kids have to share a bedroom because they've a teen girl living with them. I wonder if Greg will brag to his kids about the time he made millions on YouTube and all they had to show for it was broken toys their daddy kept taking to make shit videos wirh.
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>>570939>broken toys their daddy kept taking to make shit videos with.
I thought about that watching his latest video where hes playing with little girls dolls (he seems to do that A LOT! fucking creepy)
Little Clot looking for her missing Emma Watson Belle doll, and finds Belles severed head hanging from the garage ceiling and mangled body in the trash.
Great childhood memories.
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>>570954>boys learn to swallow so you don't get pregnant
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>>570954>Onion dicking Plainey in the vagina>She should've swallowed to avoid pregnancy!! Learn to swallow boys and girls!
I didn't think it was possible for someone to know less than Onion about sex.
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Changed the title again.
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I just wanna punch him when he posts shit like that. >>570889>>570904
In his video about Taylor he even said he's "working" one day and doing nothing the other day.
His videos don't require effort so
I wouldn't put it past him that he's just recording 10 videos after another and doing nothing the following days.>>570972
If she wants him to find her somewhat attractive she should stop pretending to be a non binary, agender, gay space boy in a homo marriage>>571021
Go to bed, old man. Your autism is showing again.
I hate to give him views, but I really want to see what the comments say to that hair video.
He low-key mad.
Why does he not understand that people were mad about the hair thing because he acted as if his word was the end all be all to the conversation. (when he's clearly un-educated about it)
"I know more about your own hair" "I have to help you people because you don't know how to take care of it"
He's a 30year old white guy trying to tell black people hes smarter and knows more than them. And now he's gotten backlash it's "why you guys so serious? It's just hair!"
I saw a couple of black women who made responses and it cracks me up that they've gotten 60k-100k views & onion boi struggles to crack 10k anymore lol
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Adblock is your friend. Views won’t do shit on onisionspeaks videos tbh.
He’s really trying to not look racist right now. A little too late Gregory James “I just don’t like African-Americans” Avaroe/Jackson.
ad block + immediate pause
or disable whatever makes youtube videos run. i used to do that. i guess thatd be flash?
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So he still has enough money to invest it somewhere it seems. Also conveniently blames the company just like he did with turbo tax
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He's so fucking cringy… Imagine making up fake arguments in your head but also going the extra cringy mile to post them to Twitter as if they actually happened.
Looks like he's kicking up another sperg rage on Twitter right now.
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The exact same logic could be used against him by people with black or curly hair.
He is indeed sperging right now.
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>African American female with curly hair.
Sounds about white.https://archive.fo/akfla
crap like this really pisses me off…. the U.S is what, 65% white? if you turn the TV on in Japan you see nothing but Asian soaps/drama shows, anime and movies, you never see a single black, white or hispanic person unless they're airing an American or European movie on a certain channel… same in India, Bollywood is a $500b industry and again, all the actors are South Asian or as Greg would call them "Brown", fuck even Nigeria has a pretty big movie/TV industry that features 99% black actors… my point here is that no fucking shit Hollywood and TV in the U.S is oh so WHITE, because the country is majority white… I will admit it is still rather disproportionate and a little bit more diversity wouldn't hurt but people that say stupid shit like this are who think shows like GoT and Salem are racist for featuring almost exclusively white people even though they are literally set in places and times and based on cultures that were/are WHITE.
But these kinds of FACTS and LOGIC don't process in Greg's brain because they don't fit his retarded warped view on social justice.
Confirmed: Onion gets jealous when family and guests pet the dogs and demand them to pet him…
This 33 year old is so fucking embarrassing. Touch my hair!! Touch my hair!!
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(What I Use To Wash My Hair (Every Day) Mirror) WEW LAD. He sounds so unhinged in this. He also compares curly hair to his pubes.
Your hair looks like a slip n' slide because it's so greasy, Greasma. If your hair is so great then how come your hairline is looking for the nearest exit? Hairline moving out, liver spots moving in.
No one compliments your gay ass cause you don't go outside, you're afraid of someone rightfully beating the hell out of you. Now reel that beetred face back in and stop trying to get a rise out of people who are clearly better than you.
god forbid that GoT with its dragons and rock people betray its inspiration by being a bit diverse. shut the fuck up about how little you care about diversity in media and stop derailing. >>571121
of course hes desperate for people to touch his hair; nobody but languid will ever touch his greasy bod
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He’s just massively butthurt that none of the traffic is coming to his (10+) channels.
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Shreg comparing comparing black hair to his pubes.
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Oh here we go again.
Also he tagged the wrong elon lol
Onion:>Don't just believe things people say about me without proof!!!! I'm not a pedo I swear!!
Also Onion:>On the say so of one person and no other evidence whatsoever I believe this guy is a pedo! You pedo lovers!!!
God he’s so stupid. He simply cannot grasp that curly hair is going to break and fall off more the more manipulation it goes through. It’s not that black hair is weaker you moron. Curly hair loops around itself and tangles much more easily, so even if you detangle as gently as you can, if you’re using your hands in your hair and washing and styling it every single day, it is more likely to snag and there is going to be more fall out than Grug’s slimy shit. Like some people spend literal hours doing and styling their hair, he can’t in any way compare his routine of preening in the camera and brushing his hair forward to look like an emo boy to the actual care and attention many people actually give their hair.
Literally no one said anything about implying that black hair is “inferior,” this is such blatant virtue signaling.
I was scrolling through Facebook and Laura Clery posted a video about bananas and I couldn't help but think Anus wishes he can go back to that time. It's only been up for an hour and it has 483k views, 5.8k shares, 2.6k comments and 6.3k likes/positive reactions.
Link for Laura's video if you're curious: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1917967661602306&id=899090640252978
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Very astute observation Greg. You're right, your pubes aren't like the hair on your head. Do you want an award for this ground breaking scientific theory? Next he's gonna tell us that water is wet.>>571167
Because we all should be listening to Shreg about money advice and how we should and shouldn't spend it.
Tons of SJW shills think like this. Americans have hella tunnel vision.>>571113
I refuse to watch, but I hope he gets ripped to shreds.
I might be looking a little too hard into this, but a top post on on Reddit today was about a person who was tipped $20k at their job, and someone linked a breakdown about how a billionare's income reflecting an average income changes perspective.
a $1000 ticket/tip becomes $1 to that billionaire.
It was 12 hours ago so he probably just saw that and sucked it for material
him and Lainey are so fucking boring.
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his tags on his Black Hair video
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>>571241>Shane and onision
Wow, the sad obsessed manlet just can't leave him alone.
Hey, on Anus's Patreon he has a video called "One Of My First Collabs Ever: Laci Green" can any Patreon Anons fill me in on what it's about? Thanks in advance.
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Gurg has always been super cheap. This was back in 2012 when he was rolling in youtube bucks. The only reason he would tip a member of the waitstaff is if they where female, looked 18 or younger, and he wanted to offer them a position as his new 'camera person'.
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He's posting basic opinions to get people to like him again lol.
Abusive and racist men can't be feminists.
Trans allies can't tell a trans woman that if they're in a relationship with a man then it's a gay relationship.
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Translation: Stop calling me racist for the racist shit I say in my videos!
I think part of that translation should be:
Stop Disliking my videos
I was looking at the Like to Dislike ratio on all those "I know better that Blacks on how to keep their hair clean" videos and its hilarious.
What a dumbass. His hair is always so greasy because he washes it too much, and now he suddenly thinks everyone human on planet Earth has the same shit greasiness as him.
I'd have to go a week before my hair looks as greasy as his in a day
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People compliment my hair! It's not greasy!
god he's got a grinch like face. literally looks like he's planning to steal christmas.
In the "end of patreon" video he says that everyone he's looked up has lost patrons & money. I guess he forgot that what caused all these youtuber crybabies to beg for money on Patreon was adpocalypse, & how long ago was that? Seriously asking, I'm stoned and can't remember .
Of course people aren't donating as much or have dropped their donations, do youtubers expect to be payed the rest of their lives personally by fans?
Ha! Good luck with that Shreg
"I get recognized a lot.. I need money, I need so much more money to be recognized as much as I do" - Greg Avaroe 2018 aka banana guy
>>571106>unknown stranger says obvious shit black people disagree with>hehe I'm black and I say slavery was nothing!
blackface online is fucking real>>571139
And I love it, we all know not to give him views to let him die, so we support black women instead.
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This is B𝖊cc𝖆Copsicl𝖊 (っ◔◡◔)っ#6572 an Onision Discord moderator. A man was nearly kicked out of the chat because he was discussing drugs and alcohol, this made Becca sperg the fuck out because she wants to please Greg's cock as Onion Anus doesn't like drugs. This is stupid because in context it was being used to help people vent about their addictions and issues. I should remind you that you have to pay at least 5 bucks to even be in the chat and pay usually around 20 bucks a month to have any kind of personal connection with Greg. What a load of shit. It's such a high school mentality and I'm scared I'll get banned from the chat just for speaking my mind.
The most hypocritical part of the whole thing is that her reasoning for banning drugs and alcohol is because there are underage kids in the chat, however she has no problem talking about her vagina and the casual sex she had today. She is genuinely one of the worst people i've talked to online.
Oh and she also made a rule where you aren't allowed to question the moderators whatsoever or you will get punished, I'm at a loss for words and I don't know what the fuck to do or say.
Oh I'm not an Onision fan I just spy on the chat because it's like watching a horror movie but with mentally ill 30 year olds and impressionable 15 year olds instead of serial killers.
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Does he even know why Kaepernick was kneeling?
>>571325>Oh and she also made a rule where you aren't allowed to question the moderators whatsoever or you will get punished, I'm at a loss for words and I don't know what the fuck to do or say.
Stop paying money to a greasy fuckwit for the pleasure of being abused by equally unattractive fuckwits? Don't come here to bitch and moan about how you're treated by such people expecting sympathy or praise? It's not exactly rocket science. Though you'd have to lacking braincells to consider paying gerg in the first place, so maybe your stupidity is terminal. If you're gonna admit to paying onion money you should at least have something good to show for it.
>Oh I'm not an Onision fan I just spy on the chat because it's like watching a horror movie but with mentally ill 30 year olds and impressionable 15 year olds instead of serial killers.
If you're just a lurker then why do you care how the chat is moderated? It's clear you actually want to be able to participate in the chat or you wouldn't be so butthurt about it. Your post seems to indicate that you think we don't know who Becca is.
>It's such a high school mentality and I'm scared I'll get banned from the chat just for speaking my mind.
Yes. Someone who lurks for lulz would totally care about this; how a chat they just watch, and don't participate in is run. They would totally
care about their getting their money's worth. Yes. I totally believe you're not a fan.
tl;dr get out retarded onionstan newfag reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Remember when he said aldlii was being "dishonest" with her drawing of him and his fucked up brow?
I think her caricature was very kind, the drawing makes him look less creepy and even gave him full lips.
btw-I hope aldliis silence for the past 6 months means a new video is brewing.
On his old Krapple thread from forever ago someone said they were working a club in WA and he pulled up with Lainey and some other girl. With how clubs work, only letting certain people in at the time, supposedly they let Lainey and her friend go first while Onion was held back to wait. He began to sperg, ask if they knew who he was, pulled out his phone to record while raving about how much money he made. Could be all fake, but certainly consistent with Greg’s behavior. Also he tweeted once with his retarded logic about how he’s a celebrity based on the textbook definition, so maybe that incident triggered
it. Anyway, I’m sure he ruined Lainey’s night and she got a nice microdick hatefuck for her troubles.
But yeah, he’s one of those shit stains who’s an asshole to workers and wait staff. Try keeping up your fake nice “Character” bullshit when the literal receipts are all over the net. What goes around comes around, you goblin-looking weak-willed degenerate motherfucker.
I really think he's cracking. First the insult-laden videos, then the non-apology filled with qualifiers and deflections, then he tries to gaslight his detractors by telling us how pathetic and in need of therapy (projection much?) we must be to react so strongly to his videos, and now here's the I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, DEAL WITH IT.
It's a familiar cycle of his when he has someone in his sights, but the nervousness and aggression is heightened, imo. Maybe because he can't get a payoff? It's a bit unsettling.
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With his whole character shtick he could larp as a black person a la Rachel Dolezal. It would be the cunty cherry on top of this stupid fucking hair debate.
WHAT is going on with his arm crease? Why is the fat all sliding down and covering his upper arm like a skinblanket. Nightmares. >>571310
I wash mine once a week and it NEVER gets greasy, I'm a white biss with thick hair. I'd have to style my hair with butter to get my hair to Gregs level of daily grease.
HD cameras were a mistake.
But yeah, basically the reasons you said. Plus he still had youth on his side.
Now he's sucked out all of Taylor's life force and he can't find a new virgins blood to bathe his thumb dick in.
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Too much botox, dear anon.
Look at Jeffree Star's eyebrows. They look like the slash symbol ( / ) and are even worse than Gruggs.
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I totally see this happening.
Is he using that conditioner on his face or something? God he's such a pizza face. It's hilarious that he criticises others hair and skin when he looks like that
No wonder his hair and skin look so shit I bet he slaters himself top to bottom with it in his twice a day showers lmao
Third or so video about HAIR WASHING. Wow. Who the fuck would choose to watch that out of all the things they could possibly watch on the Internet? Nobody.
He's driving a stake through the heart of his already deceased channels with riveting content like that.
Hes doing the equivalent of leaving the room during an argument having the last say. Then returning minutes later to "say one more thing" then leaving, only to return again to "say one last thing"
I think hes just really pissed off that this whole drama that he thought was going to bring traffic to his new channels, isnt. The "people of color" are just using the most outrageous parts of his videos in their response videos and they're getting huge views, and theres no reason to go to "Onision/Characters" channels because you already got to see the crazy bits of his video. Im curious if hes tried to make them take down their videos because of this.
The look of eyebrows are the matter of opinion and while Jeffree's brows (who like >>571448
pointed out, doesn't actually have any hair on his brows) aren't necessarily drawn on the way I would like mine done I would still much rather have Jeffree who is actually good at makeup do my brows than Shreg and Foot.
The thing with the way Jeffree does his brows is that he intends to make his brows look fake. He's all about looking like a mannequin or a Barbie doll and he's said that himself, he wants to look fake and plastic. Shreg has caveman brow that he pumps full of botulism while trying to convince everyone else that he's god's gift to pre-teen girls. Foot's natural brow shape is actually pretty nice she just sucks at makeup. Not to mention the Onion clan's collection of makeup and brushes (both Swamp Prince and Shreg) probably harbor the 80% of the worlds herpes virus. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the Onions or their teenage victims become patient zero for super herps.
a few things
1. says people may cheat because they may get sadistic pleasure out of hurting the other person. deffo not the first thing people assume, unless, of course, you're projecting. did you punish lainey for not being as cooperative in your endeavors with billie? selfishness and unhappiness in their current situation, i think, would be the first go-to explanations for cheating
2. the cleanliness thing, showering multiple times a day is kind of a poetic consequence of being a controlling narc. "gotta control it all… on-i-sion"
3. "i got famous of a viral video and collabs." no, you can thank the amazing atheist for your success when he made a rebuttal to your murder eaters video back when the pond was much, much smaller. the banana song came later. you can keep trying to rewrite your history, those who remember who will continue to correct you.
4. the hair thing is barely about the hair at all. it's just one of the many ways racist whites would justify their discrimination towards blacks. even now, you can catch headlines of "kid sent home from school for having 'ethnic' hair" it's called context you fucking ignorant imbecile.
100% on the punishment. He took Lainey aside and said that there would be no more jealousy and that they would have a "true trinity". He was mad that Lainey was cucking him, even though Lainey and Billie never did shit exclusively except cuddle and kiss a few times, Lainey's words.
Tinfoil, but I think the cleanliness thing probably came from the fact that he smelled as a kid. I even think I remember someone in a past thread mentioning that he smelled. Doesn't he refuse to use deodorant and/or antiperspirant aswell? Of course you are going to stink and need multiple showers if you refuse to use that shit.
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Food stain on his face and a ton of dandruff on his shirt.
If you get this "clean" from washing your hair every day, then I'm good being dirty thanks.
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I knew from the start that Grug created Taylor's lezboy identity for two main reasons:
1. He could put the idea of having a gf in Taylor's head so she could "explore" when it was really so he could have a side thot with his defense being "you wanted this! I was just being a supportive husband!". Taylor confirmed this on Twitter during cuddle gate. Grug was never the cuck, it was always his straight wife.
2. So they could reap the revenue from all the Tumblr fags. Grug has always shouted from the rooftops how much he has supported the LGBT community but its purely self serving. He wants their support so he can look progressive and rake in the attention and adsense he is so desperate for.
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Starting to wonder if he is drinking because good lord he is looking rough and bloated. It looks like he rolled out of bed from a 3 day long bender. Fuck the multiple hot showers you need the heavy duty shit Grugly.
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I know but when he doesnt wear make-up you can see where his eyebrows would
be cause he's just shaving them.
Lmao he's literally insane
I bet he's gonna start obsessing over this girl just like he obsesses over Shane, damn I feel sorry for her
Those white spots are dandruff?? Eww!!!
Oh yuck he still has chest zits, i thought he showered every day.
Zits on his face too?????? Fucking hell man, do you not know proper hygiene??
He's looking real fat and old now.
He looks like Meat Löaf.
And why that droopy eye, the botox leak into his eyelid or something?
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LOL yes. Jfc he's so butthurt. This is why you don't fuck with Black women or their spaces. They'll fuck you up.
Yeah, people have said he smelled in high school, but who knows. I also remember people saying he claimed he didn't sweat lol.
But my lore on him is pretty limited to recent things since I'm more invested in other peoples drama.
I'm still tinfoiling that he doesn't wipe his ass, so he showers after he shits.
Ive heard that hes all about baby wipes after a shit. He makes his whole family follow that procedure. Even people visiting the onion household have to use the baby wipes method.
Thats the whole reason the PoopBeck clogged the toilet. She took a dump, then started wiping with the baby wipes like there was no tomorrow, not understanding that baby wipes dont break down in water as easy as TP does and when she flushed it all came back out and onto the bathroom floor.
lmao this is exactly what it is. he is so absolutely vexxed that a woman who he could only ever dream of giving him the time of day is ripping apart his paper thin self-esteem.
what a sad, sad man swaddled in a blanket of delusions.
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Pay me to hide the comments of the people who are calling me racist! Also, I'm giving up on my new channels.
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>Me being racist isn't as important as these people dying! I'm totally not virtue signaling!
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Lucidia? She's irish btw anon.
I would love to see Black women tear him a new asshole live.
I love this. Hes finally showing what hes truly asking every time he makes one of those stupid polls.
You strip it all down, and every time he posts a poll hes asking
Mommy? Do you love me? Am I a good boy?
One thing I wonder about his polls. Doesnt he understand its like a performer asking the people at his/her show… "HEY GUYS, DO YOU LIKE ME!?" of course its going to be positive, you're asking your fans.
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First off, you're fucking amazing and you're doing amazing work. Thank you. and yeah I'm not even 5 mins into Onion's racist stream and my oh my, is he triggered
. Plus, being called "onion" really pisses him off.
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Is he looking for people to scroll through all the hate comments so he doesnt have to? Does that shit really trigger
him so bad he cant deal with it anymore?
It makes me laugh that he didn't finish her video because "he had better things to do". But he's got time to waste scouring through the comment section of his videos looking for people agreeing with him, then print out said comments & cut them out to make a stupid minute video on his twitter lmao
"Let this white man teach you a little bit about your own hair." That's the kind of racist ass attitude that people had a problem with in the beginning.
>>571675>print out said comments & cut them out to
What popular YouTuber did this 6 months ago?
Because we know Greg cant come up with an original idea himself, and hes always 6-8 months behind on YT trends.
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Looks like plainey's changing her name again. She's also back to wearing that clunky ass ring that turns her finger green lol
My favorite part of the whole thing is that he doesn't seem to realize she is being sarcastic/comedic throughout the entire thing.
He literally makes a comment about how he can say "dishonest" thing because he has his reasoning that he's just a character, but he loses his shit whenever he considers her to be lying, even though her entire video is completely not serious in any way.
I laughed out loud every time he sperged about her "misleading her audience". IT'S A JOKE, ONION. And you call yourself a comedian.
I thought Sarahs birthday was last month?
I am glad that Sarah is back home, without her tissue Im sure Foot will be venting on social media and we get to watch.
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Like EVERYONE in her family hasn't known for years.
Guess sarah is actually going to college in michigan then. Probably the only smart decision shes made since shes met lame.
>She talked about Bille, and actually said her name, for a bit (wah billie hurt muh feelings)
Lamey is literally onion boy. She will probably be talking about billie ten years from now too. She also tends to talk about high school a lot and acts like shes a teen boy. Her and greg are the same person.
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Do the Anons know what this Twitter Rant is about? At first i thought maybe B but he mentions he "spoke to Billie" about this person. He also mentions they are an entertainer. Any clues?
>>571581>I'm still tinfoiling that he doesn't wipe his ass, so he showers after he shits.
This is 10% accurate.
I remember him saying once that he expects his partners to shower after they pooped or peed, so they are clean enough for him.>>571641
uh Gerg, please also mention that you care about every single person that dies every second.
It still matters and is important, even if you didnt see it in your trendy news!>>571653
He did love Billie and indeed wanted to trade in everything for her. Guess he's honest for once.
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Just so everyone has a clue why Onision has so many new channels and makes low quality videos in mass is because
21k view per video x 30 days = $5k on ad sense
(i used to make shitty beats on youtube)
this is why he is milking the wash your hair thing for so far & reuploading old content
Oh look, another excuse for her to show off her "so smol" body.
She says she went from an A cup to a DD during first pregnancy. What a lot of shite she has big knockers since puberty hit. How can she lie so?
Why does she keep looking completely away from the camera whilst talking, trying to be so edge.>>571780
Jeezuz, that's insane money!
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Sorry in advance for the laggy recording.
Lainey IG live(09/06/18): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xGRrcbHXgca7uRfJcs0qfSm_GfJt1twU/view
11:00 - "I've been very emotional this week"
18:20-20:10 Starts talking about how she wants to come out to her family (lol).
A few seconds afterwards-"Boys are awful and terrifying, especially as a parent."
Plans on changing her name and pronouns but can't do it unless she comes out. Her reeing about her parents and her "gender" goes on for a while lol.
25:22 Talks about her and greg checking out girls together
27:10 Wants to make sure of everything before she changes anything like her name, pronouns etc. Polyamory talk starts around here too.
30:44 ~I can't date people I'm friends with~
I'm pretty sure there's more "interesting" shit in there.
I have showered twice a day almost every day since a child and there's nothing wrong with it tbh. I usually have a short one in the morning to wake up and a longer one later after work to clean well. I also moisturise after every shower. If you have extremely long hot showers and wash your hair every day it's probably not good though and I also imagine Greg doesn't use any type of moisturizer on his body or face after his showers and that would for sure dry him out and make him oilier and flakey.
Any more than 2 showers is excessive though.
Bless you anon>Says 'boys' awful and awful parents>Wants to be a 12 year old BOY
Okay. Wtf, does she mean men? Cause boys usually aren't parents. Is the word "men" too adult sounding for the ever youthful space prince? Also peep the usual sexism. This bitch always consolidates the gender stereotypes she is SO against. Yeah sure. She doesn't even understand the concepts she is trying to preach, just like her gay ass husband.
Not to mention that this whiny cunt has a son who will probably grow up hearing her say how "awful" the male gender is if he isn't hearing that already.
Their kids are going to grow up so fucked up because of them.
You're 34 Gurg, take a walk. >>571830> Is the word "men" too adult sounding for the ever youthful space prince?
I regret reading this. Hes so ignorant. It annoyed me how he thinks because it has 100 good reviews it's good… As if there's are only 100 curly/afro textured people on the planet… As if companies don't buy reviews… As if sometimes reviews arent exaggerated. It's annoying as fuck also how when someone else is being sarcastic he suddenly doesn't get a joke. I visited his hair video yesterday and his cult following genuinely defended his bullshit. Some slow bitch even went as far to say her jokes were ad hominem
. This is ridiculous. And his oblivious ass just digs his whole deeper by continuing to argue. I only wish he was a troll.
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Today on Greg Talks About Things he has no Clue on: The Prison Industrial Complex!
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>>571777>so they are clean enough for him
christ, i wanna throw up>>571780
so poor tho, huh
Same background as Greg's shitty videos. Closet confirmed.
I don't understand the can't date friends… like… cause you don't have any friends? Cause you won't date Sarah? Cause you just want a person for your husband to mount?
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Anti-Black racism didn’t end with the civil war and slavery is still a thing lol
In other countries, yeah.
I don't know why he's even saying this. This is dumb. He's assumes to know every black person's head but he doesn't want people assuming that all white people are racist? He's the definition of retarded.
>>571996>and slavery is still a thing lol
Well ofc but, not in America. I honestly agree with him on this>The majority of whites in America are a friend to all skin colors.
It's just a shame that it's sandwiched between some cringey shit and coming from him.
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He’s essentially saying Black people should be grateful that White people saved them. He also forgets that Black people are still considered second class citizens to this day. He’s trying to seem less racist by still being racist.
So are asian and hispanic people, anon.
I don't think he's trying to not sound racist, cause it seems like he's deliberately saying offhand racist things. It stirs up drama and gets people mad which makes people look at his obnoxiously red pizza face.
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what is his FIXATION with the legalities of any given situation?
Billie smokes weed in a state where it isn't legal: YOURE SCUM LET ME CHAIN YOU UP IN MY BASEMENT AND SHAVE YOUR HEAD
teens smoke weed elsewhere legally: this is fine and saying otherwise is outrage culture
AND lets not forget his habit of crossing state lines just to fuck 17yr olds. Like…who the fuck lives like this
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This is what onions YouTube comments would look like if they recommended his shitty videos to people like he wants them to
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I caught him misgendering complainey as well lol
Y'know the old saying, If they say it easily they say it often kek.
Is probably what he's guilty of
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Why is he complaining? His life long dream is to join the Aryan Brotherhood.
Don’t drop the soap, criminal scum.
God this is hilarious. Imagine getting sent to jail over removing blackberries because you couldn’t be assed to hire someone to clear the bushes for you.
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>>572085>when you can't even live in the swamp right and your neighbors hate you
this timeline aint so bad
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So, Lainey's dad told you it was illegal? Sure Jan.
We all know that Capone was finally put in prison for tax evasion. I thought that was going to be the eventual downfall of Shreg, not all the creepy shit he did with underage girls.
And it turns out a couple of blackberry bushes are what puts him in jail. Hilarious.
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>>572093>>572094>>572089>or their neighbors already hate them and call them out?
In Foots video- Does My Relationship Have A Future? They're going on a date, but first have to stop off at "the tractor place"
He rented a tractor, and tore all kinds of shit up behind his house which is considered land owned by the state of Washington just because he thinks its all weeds.
His neighbors probably heard all the noise and ruckus because of the tractor and contacted the proper authorities that he was destroying native flora.
The paperwork he showed seems to be a government notice, not a civil Home Owners Association thing.
That swamp behind his house that they call a "retention pond" is actually owned by Washington state. He cant do anything to that land without repercussions.
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Thanks for confirming that his neighbors hate him too, Megan.
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>>572124>I was just picking weeds!
>using machinery to plow through "some weeds and bushes"
Since when is he some plant lord who knows whats what anyways
Also>can barely afford to live>rents machinery to dig up property/land you don't own
Currently trying to acquire a JD with a focus on regional planning, so here are some of my theories.
A.) Gurgle is most likely part of a homeowners association, or even a larger loosely gated community that has strict aesthetic guidelines that are agreed upon/signed for when purchasing property. That would give them allowance to survey the land for inspection, in order to uphold those standards.
However they can only do that, IF they give a 24 hour early warning that they were going to survey the land…knowing LGH he probably ignored the email/call.
B.) They just so happen to live on an ecologically fragile area, where the preservation of certain species is vital to the integrity of the land, and cannot be tampered with. It's most likely a state law or mandate, that is applied to all private and public property. Tampering could involve unknowingly planting invasive species (a lot of people do this on accident with gardens) or lumbering/threatening the vegetation (Which is what the notice said he did…).
Now this is not necessarily because blackberry bushes are themselves endangered (or natural), but because they might serve an important role to the other plants in the area.
Also fun fact, prison time is usually ONLY mentioned if this has happened multiple times (previous offenses), or is so egregious the first time that the damage is irreversible. He could be exaggerating, and actually asked how to get out of the fines and when they simply said "jail time" he ran with it.
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He got a Notice of what he did wrong.
Along with it was an Order to Correct.
The "correcting" part is where the thousands of dollars comes in. The state isnt going to allow Greg to say "okay Ill go down to home depot and buy some new bushes and plant then this weekend" t
They're going to fine him and make him pay for their state crews to fix the damage he did by tearing up the bushes and causing future land erosion.
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The question is, might this help fuck him over a bit more?
I say theory B is the correct one. He tore up a native bush and his neighbors ratted him out.>>572084
Ive been going over his tweets and the paper work he shared. Where in it does it say they will jail Lainey too? I feel like this is just a way to make more people take his side because when he says "I might go to jail" people shrug their shoulders and say "meh". But if he says "they'll jail Lainey too and what will our poor children do" everyone gets tears in their eyes and starts a GoFundMe page.
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Here's the original swamp thread: >>>/pt/504321
I'm too stupid/non American to backtrace it, since mods removed links. But might answer our HOA questions etc
oh god, biologyfag again. he does not know how to handle that fucking saw, i am cringing. i had to pause it when he cut all the way through that downed tree. never ever fucking do that unless you're trying to lose toes or hit the ground and get kick back and cut off your goddamn face. you should be doing a log like that with a cut from both above and below. also the sunglasses would not protect you worth shit. you need wrap around or bits will fly up into your eyes. nice way to get blinded.
sorry for sperg, just really burns my ass he thinks he's his manly working dude and he's doing it dangerously wrong. thankfully that's a tiny ass saw but good lord dude. the chain came off cuz you're a dumb fuck that doesn't know how to handle the equipment.
god i cannot with how he's cutting the fucking standing tree. this is awful.
In what world is a full grown Paper Birch tree a WEED?
That's documented footage of him cutting down a native tree, a tree which just so happens to be important for restoring wildfire affected zones.
Washington state has had about 1000 wildfires this year.
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I love this.
You just know that hes screaming at Lainey about this because theres no one else to yell at.
And he so worked up and steaming that he cant do what he wants on land he paid for.
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But MUH FREEDUM.
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Someone please post this to /r/justbootthings
US veteran, ex cop, the titles he uses changes depending on the story hes trying to spin.
In reality he stood in front of a chainlink fence for 8 hours guarding a large parcel of dirt.
It's not even like he was positioned in an area of conflict, let alone actually serving the military or participating in war efforts.
He's not a veteran.
>Under federal law, a veteran is any person who served honorably on active duty in the armed forces of the United States>active>armed forces>Served 90 days on active duty during wartime, Served 181 days on active duty during peacetime, Completed six years of service in the National Guard or Reserves>six years for national guard/reserves
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Lets not forget that he wasn't even a full fledged security guard. He was only an apprentice. He's a fucking disgrace.
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Just thought Id put this out there.
I found this on seattlehome.com for his address.
In the descriptions it does mention a HOA. And only 50 dollars? That seems so low, I live in a subdivision of 200 homes with a HOA and have to pay 150 a year.
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His neighbor reported him lmao
Good. You both could do with a little jail time. Suffer well, Greasy Onion.
When karma hits builds up and hits him for being such an asshole, it hits him right where it'll hurt. It's beautiful to watch.
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He's about to start retweeting people that agree with him.
Sorry grease but the law doesn't give a fuck who agrees with you. Suck it cunt.
Okay, so we all know that many, many, MANY videos will be made about this.
But can we start a pool on what the title of the first ranting video will be? And how early he will upload it tomorrow.
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I dunno why I just didn't Google the address.
I'm surprised the septic hasn't been an issue yet.
Anywho, from multiple sources.
>Annual Taxes $3,252
>Last remodel year: 1980>Built in 1975
>Waterfront features: Lot on or near lake
Which we know, but just confirming all use the word lake.
>Utility est. $131 /mo.
>Internet speed 250 Mbps
>Style Code: 14 - Split Entry
Zillow????????>HOA Fee: $4/mo
Also his city or whatevers website runs on .html and I'm dying.
How insignificant could these "weeds" have possibly been if their absence was noticeable enough during a random inspection?
Wasn't he discharged from the military because he cried seeing a caterpillar cross the road? How did those notices not make it clear he risked damaging both the local ecosystem and infrastructure? It's not unlikely the roots of those "weeds" maintain the soil necessary to support residential pipework. I don't want to imagine if he caused a sewage leak, those poor orcas have been through enough.
What a drama queen, you don't go to PRISON for 90 days lmao & you only get jail time if you don't pay them. Trust me Shreg the gov wants your money more than you sitting in jail for probably not even 90 days because county jails are always over-crowded & it's a non-violent misdemeanor>>572093
Maybe I'm stupid but 4,000 sq/ft sounds like more than just pulling up a couple of weeds and bushes.
For what we have seen he probably just got rid of a huge portion of the plants and try be little what he did so the laws sound stupid.
Why did he moved to a place like that if he hated nature that much?
actually no that's not how it works in "most every" place on earth you spiv, especially not when your definition of "weeds" extended to whole fucking trees. it doesn't matter how horrible you think the plant is, it's still a part of the ecosystem.>>572171
plants are designed to survive lmao imagine feeling this wronged by some thorns.>i don't mind my person freedom to smoke weed being violated but REMOVING weeds? fuck off
greg, that's why "every place on earth" is dealing with deforestation, man-made flooding, soil degradation, and desertification…
lol him mentioning bugs just confirms that there might be an important species in the area. Again, wildfires in the state causes a whole lot of issues beyond the obvious burning (spore patterns, bug migration, seed spread), so it makes sense that the state is cracking down on the ecological welfare.
It's incredibly ironic to me how quickly he suddenly understands the difference between legality and morality when he's the one on the receiving end of ~unethical legal practices~.
If it's illegal, then it's automatically wrong no matter what, riiiiight Greg?
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Its the same thing that happened with the Shane email.
Shane told him to stop contacting him or he would have to sue him, but he doesnt want to do that because it would effect his wife and children, and Greg spun it to>DONT YOU THREATEN MY WIFE AND KIDS!
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If you've been baffled (as I am on the daily) at what kind of lost soul would be a fan of Onision, then keep an eye on this page. I actually wasnt surprised at all.
And of course the first one to upload something was Crazy Amber.http://www.onision.com/discussion/95/the-big-ole-onisioncharacter-collab-be-in-it
p.s. that Jessica chick could give BootySlayer Megan a run for her money for the title of Potato Nose.
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>>572227>common sense decisions>he fails to acknowledge what he doesn't know and therefore assumes things
If you've watched any of his live streams (where he cannot edit things out) its scary how ignorant he is when it comes to common everyday knowledge that Id expect a 30+ year old person to know.
Ive watch his lives streams and hear him say at least 3 or 4 times "whats that" or "whats that mean" and then Becca laughs at him and tries to explain and it gets turned into a lets talk shit on Becca because she corrected me.
Greg, if you're reading this, you should do a cool video where you make crystals for all your Wiccan fans.
I hardly dare think what happens to those three dogs too.>>571995
I think you're on to something here, it does seem like a sick fetish he forces on his viewers. He is shoving her "sexuality" down people's throat (please excuse the mental image that brings) to remain the "sex icon" he thinks he was circa banana video. >>572029
Don't be daft.>>572134>>572137
In the header photo for his twitter a while back, apologies, I'm on my phone and can't find it easily, he is stood topless, looking into the swamp water surrounded by plants and vegetation he had chopped down to make a large clearing. That coupled wit the almost constant fires he has and now digging with a tractor probably pissed the neighbours right off.
Yes, thank you anon.
So this must have been his first weeding adventure, then what we see in his "getting stuff done" video, now he had a tractor there digging up everything in sight.
You can see how much he's completely changed the environment. How could he think this was ok and wouldn't have repercussions.
Poor baby Greg is so scared of nettles that he couldn't pull them by hand with the help of some gloves, he needed a fucking tractor just to pull a few weeds.
What's his damage with plants that have thorns anyway, isn't there a portion of Reaper's Creek where he spergs about nettles?
His video shows a tree trunk >>572138
and the header pic shows he's been laying waste >>572247
. He keeps saying blackberries but he's deflecting.
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Probably so he could record his high quality videos there.
"No erosion is possible" my ass.
Yuck he wears crocs and such ugly daggy dad clothes.
Also bloodhound gang and aqua in his video show how dated he is.
Also kek at him mention he didn't have a father to show him how to change the lines on a whipper snipper so he had to look it up himself. Um shreg, most people look shit up on google to learn that kind of shit themselves. You don't need a dad, it's as simple as reading the instructions and watching a video tutorial online.
He so threw that dad crap in there for sympathy.
More than one person here thinks the end result is fucking hideous, I completely understand why anons are asking why on earth he would do it. And like >>572310
said, making the lake more accessible to his kids is a stupid dangerous idea.
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Props to you Hippy Neighbor, if I knew your name Id make a small shrine to you.
>>572322>he should at least checked with his neighbours/the council if it was okay
I was going to say hes a follower of that old adage
"don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness afterwards"
But Greg is never wrong, so what does he have to be forgiven for right? And he sure as hell isnt going to say sorry to anyone.
So hes more a follower of
"don't ask for permission, just whine about the consequences"
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Just leaving this here so people can stop talking out of their asses spreading misinformation about Onion using VA loan or Plainey using his GiBill. Gurgly was not honorably discharged! he does not get to reap the benefits of his military service.
Ive only been following the Onision drama for a few years. I cant remember him every having a fight with neighbors in the past, or him making a bunch of videos about problems with a neighbor.
I hope this turns into a crazy pissing contest with this hippy lady.
You dont shit where you eat Greg. You piss off a neighbor, especially one thats lived there longer than you, and you will dread living there. A Twitter or Youtube beef on the internet is nothing compared to an IRL Hatfield–McCoy feud.
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This is what I imagine the hippy neighbor lady looking like.
Now we know why Onion had such a raging boner for African American hair all last week.
It's weird how much he hates on hippies considering his own mother is a new age loon with dreadlocks and Billie I would say comes off with mild hippy tendencies. Like technically she'd probably be classified as an alternative or a millenial scene kid, but she kind of has that free spirit festival chick type vibe.
But yeah, must found it weird that he hates on smelly dumb hippies when two of the most prominent women in his life are hippies themselves.
Yeah probably. He always exaggerates things to character assassinate.
Not having sex with him means you are boring. Constructive critism? You're a hater.
Its' always an exaggerated description of the person.
This! Look at places like Florida that has constant landslides and erosion because they removed so much plant/foliage and now the foundations there are weak. Grug is an idiot. I hope we hear more bitching from him.
Go, Hippy neighbor!
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Here we go again, Grease thinks documentaries containing children from another culture that do not hold puritanical western ideals about nudity to be inherently sexual.
Greg you exposed your own sick mind for the predator you are.
You're the only one viewing those children in that manner.
Quick someone call the national geographic and tell them to shut everything down.
Of course he's a pedophile. He likes teenage girls, drove/flew to states where it was legal to fuck them since they were considered underaged minors where he lived, and he's said repeatedly he likes them underdeveloped and hates big breasts and flips out if women get implants if they're flat chested.
Him seeing bare chested teens is sexual to him and him trying to call out Youtube and everything related to the documentary as pedophilia is just him going "It's sexual material! It's pedophile viewing material! I'm not the pedophile for seeing it as sexual but it totally is to actual pedophiles!"
It's the same way with pointing the finger at other youtubers and accusing them of being pedophiles for the slightest thing. The more he yells and points the finger, the more he thinks no one will notice what he's doing.
Going off this, this is exactly what happened with Jimmy Savile. He acted crazy, claimed he hated kids but at the same time raised a bunch for children's charities and hospitals as an excuse to be around children.
Greggles says he hates children and all this exaggerated mess while at the same time trying to champion for the kiddies against sexual predators while running channels targeted towards minors with how often he draws in the young teens.
What do these both have in common? Jimmy Savile turned out to be a pedophile taking advantage of kids and teens under the guise of fame and Onion has lured in teens for the same reason.
He would of Taylor would let him, and we all know it.
Maybe he's hoping one of them (including dogs) will fall in to the swamp.
The best part about this is that anyone who knows his address immediately knows hers. You live at a D E A D E N D Gurg.>>572333
Interesting. That means he's def done it multiple times.>>572335
McMansion had a lot of land to go screeching on.
The town boasts about it's community spirit. I bet the whole swamp circle hates Greg.
>>572162>devils club, nettles, and blackberry bushes
1. What the fuck Greg those are great plants, what are you planning a concrete boat ramp?
2. He would have been fine if he just pruned his bushes like a normal person, right? Clearing blackberry bramble with loppers is fun work, you don’t need to pull it up with a tractor
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Also there’s these signs that are posted literally all over the country.
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Sorry for sperging but this is really getting to me. When I moved to Washington as a kid, one of my first memories is being taken on a school trip to look at native plant life; and Devil’s Club was the coolest plant I’d ever seen.
I guess there’s a theory that Greg got stung by nettles as a kid and as per usual can’t mature from that experience. But shit man, let your kids have a cool yard.
Has there EVER been evidence that he went on a hike with his family? Obviously he’s “not a dad”, but he could easily film a Speaks video while on a hike, and I’m sure he wouldn’t be able to resist putting a hiking picture on his Instagram.
It’s just kind of baffling, three dogs and two children and they live fifteen minutes from multiple parks, and like an hour from one of the best national parks in the country.
Just imagine what he's going to do to his neighbor as well. Well, what he'll tell Plainey to go do because he can't handle confrontation in person.
Could you imagine him trying to sue the neighbor for the fine money though and claim it's for trespassing or something?
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Oh no Lameo is starting to do gaming now it seems. She will probably be as passionate about it as about makeup.
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Should br named Laineybot takes a 12 min stroll in Fortnite. Boring as hell, and you can tell she hates it. Also seems like Greg might have edited this one.
Note that she chose a female character. Much dysphoria.
Well at least she could see what a real man looks like.
If Taylor went to prison I'm sure that either
a) Gerg would give the dogs/kids to a family member and search for a new teen bride or
b) he tries being a single parent and at least one of the dogs/kids gets lots or dies.
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stopped the video to check out the comments and this is about half way down
Does reporting actually do anything?
Also fuck him for always painting her as an innocent angel.
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the comments that are up-voted beyond 2 or 3 share the same sentiment. I'm not sure how youtube moderation works on a user-moderated level, but I'd wager YouTube isn't gonna sift through anyones trash tbh
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samefagging but this is probably the best reply out of all of the comments on the one LGH left
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last samefag this one's buried a little deeper. wager he's done something?
Is he serious? Who needs a tractor to tackle these plants? Blackberry picking is a children's hobby around my area, a blackberry bush won't kill you. Devil's club can be cut back by good shears and nettles are defeated by boots and thick gloves. What did he need a tractor for?>>572091>no erosion is possible
Of course it is? Pulling up roots always disturbs and loosens the soil. Doing it so close to a body of water using heavy machinery will obviously impact the ground in some way.
Plus, they say erosion AND drainage. Everybody knows certain plants and trees help with drainage - to the point where trees can be utilised as a solution to flooding in certain areas. Removing plant life near water IS going to affect the drainage if you remove a large quantity.
He's so fucking dumb. Saying it's untrue doesn't make it untrue, Grugly.
if she deserves the best y she stuck with u tho
Fuck off, Greg.
Because he's a "big strong strong man" who needs to show off his "strong strong man tractor" to anyone he finds, if he used a spade he'd feel insecure since it's his perfect size.
also cause he has a small dick, pure over compensation
A clear red flag is someone being an Onision fan, if I met someone and they were a fan of his recent and current work, it'd be a good bye from me, his fans are either also narcs, insecure teenage girls, or douchebags who hang off his every word and agree with everything he says because they're easy manipulated.
Either way they're always shitty people.
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I guess his "Big Ole Fan Collab" didnt go so well, or not as big of an event as he expected. Greg has closed down submissions only 2 days later.http://www.onision.com/discussion/95/the-big-ole-onisioncharacter-collab-be-in-it>asks fans to upload a video explaining how Onision has impacted their life>13 "fans" reply
His big fuck up with this was asking for video replies. Sockpuppet accounts, fake fans, and bought subscribers cant make a video. He should of stayed with his tried-and-true fake emails that he sends himself, or his YouTube sockpuppet accounts making long winded comments about how Onision saved their life.
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Oh heavens no. Greg said that his "Final Video (Co-Wash)" response video was his last video dealing with this whole Black People & Curly Hair drama.
He doesn't go back on his word. Look at the promise he made to Eugenia. He said if she personally asked him to stop making videos about her he would stop… and he never made another video every again.
Her first vid on him netted 772k views,
i wonder just how much this new vid will get. It must be driving him fucking insane, when was the last time he got that many views?
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>>572474>Her first vid netted 772k views. It must be driving him fucking insane.
This is similar to the Joy Sparkles situation. He was pissed that Joy was getting views and making money "off his name."
Thats the whole reason he happened to see that Amazon tribe documentary on the front page of YouTube. He was trying to see what comes up when you search for his name, and if any of his videos get recommended. And he saw that Lana was pulling in views & likes that he could only hope for now that his career is failing.
Another thing thats killing him is that Lana isnt having a back and forth YT feud with him. She reacted to his one original video, used all the cringey clips of him and that was the end of it. Shes even sort of laughing at him. Her react videos about his horrible advice shes smiling and very lighthearted, compared to his videos where hes trying to control his boiling over anger as he mutters "she just called me onion!" Hes made over 13 videos (and some streams) all about this black hair thing, and the majority of the videos is him either throwing low key shade Lanas way, or outright talking shit about her, poking her in the eye hoping she will lash out and attack him, and she hasnt taken the bait, and that kills him.
A lot of times we don't know how racist our white friends are until they do something that shows their true colors.
I lost a lot of white friends after Trump was elected and I found out they voted for him so yea.
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He can afford the fine, the question is, will he actually pay for it?
Im I wrong in saying that looks like an online Land and House tax form?
It looks like he pays 3736.06 a year (1,868.03 every 6 months) in property taxes.
That isnt the fine for tearing up the bushes and trees.
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Samefag but I also found this.
what in the world?
How did you do this?
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Here we go.
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he's gotta get his validation from teenage girls somehow so here's an edgy nosebleed picture
I hope that was caused by a punch.>>572611
Sorry Greasy, but this isn't going to get you out of trouble with the government.
His hands look so rough and weathered. Too much hand washing.
Hey Greg, not to help you or anything, but there's 2 things that surgery and cosmetics cannot hide.
People's true age shows in the hands and neck.
Can't get surgery on them. Makeup doesn't work.
Your hands make you look, well, old!
Soon the collagen will leave your neck too. Ever see those old ladies with the sunken in shriveled
turkey necks?? Onion boy, that will be you!!
Onion does not do any manual labor. There is no reasons for him to have rough manly hands.
If i had to garner a guess, it would be that he's fapping at an alarming rate, and washing his hands afterwards.
He touches a dog or dog item, washes his hands.
Accidentally brushes by his sticky, dirty child, washes his hands.
HD Cammeras are not your friend Greg.
Your skin is awful. Young girls are repulsed by that.
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Did he lose interest in bumping his subscriber numbers for his newest channel?
When he launched his Character Vlogs channel it got the usual 2K jump on the first day. Which Im sure is bought subs, because it seemed like it was going to followed the same pattern like his new Character channel did 3 weeks earlier. Each day he would get a little over 2000 subs, he even pumped a few extra dollars into the scam and got it up to 4000 on one day. But his Character Vlogs got one big boost of 2K and has been slowly dwindling ever since. 2000>700>300>100
Wouldn't the same 18.000 fans that have subscribed to his Character channel, also sub to this one? Smells fishy to me.
All I can figure out is hes run out of money to buy subscribers, and this whole Black/Curly hair thing with Lana Summers fucked him over and hes been stressing about that and his old OnisionSpeaks channel and all the dislikes and hate hes gotten over that disaster.
The fact he has any
subscribers is fucking confounding.
Someone pointed out here how buying subs is basically killing your channel due YouTube video promoting algorithm that relies on the subs/views ratio.
I think Gurk lurks because after that the suspicious sub bumps stopped.
I think I read that it has to do with engagement more than anything, likes/dislikes, comments, and maybe view time? >>572618
I bet Shreg is going to end up blaming his realtor or some shit on this, "They said my property was on the lake so that's my property".
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Is Greg self-posting on /b/ again?
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The thought of this inept retard on a tractor is just too much.
Its a little early but this has my vote as next thread image.
>>571454> Not to mention the Onion clan's collection of makeup and brushes (both Swamp Prince and Shreg) probably harbor the 80% of the worlds herpes virus. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the Onions or their teenage victims become patient zero for super herps.
That cracked me up so much! Thank you, anon.
Would sage if I could.
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This fucking moron. I bet he pushed a good chunk of his crap into the lake to get it out of the way as well.
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wanted to share something special with you anons, kek
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Nice touch anon.
Make him fatter for 11/10
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For those curious, he’s talking about JSBS.
His hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Then again he's poking the crazed huge bear, Joys been going off the deep end lately so I'm sure she will clamber all over this.
Is Shreggy refering to himself in the 3rd person again talking about Shane??
Because Onion sure made hundreds of videos about Shane
did we go back in time without noticing? wtf is this?
tbf though that bitch is crazy but he has no room to talk about this type of behavior
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What a truly disgusting creature, poor plainey. She had 2 kids, what’s your excuse onion?
Great work anon, kek.>>572323
He has always been an advocate for the environment but now that he has to face facts about the damage he has caused his concerned neighbor is a two faced hippy? Once again he doesn't take any responsibility for his retardation. >>572227
This. I would be beyond pissed if my husband did something that stupid on top of other financial blunders, especially having children to provide for. Grug is very much her autistic third child and she should put the fence collar on his ass.
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Newsflash: Gig Harbor neighborhood flooded after heavy rainfall, caused by a resident's clearing trees and plants on his property
Well, see it the onion way:
[x] Better view, perfect for videos
[x] Possible riddance of children without legal repercussions
So much vegetarianism, so much love for nature and the world.
I'll just leave that here as a summary of what happened in the swamp. And for posterity.