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Previous Thread:
>>937206The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 9 times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being pennilessHistorical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her faceCurrent Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now>she vapes nowLATEST MILK:
>posts a picture on a gurney and vagues about an accident that happened right after she got out of the hospital >>938119, >>938183>starts following new cow circuswannabee/kate and spams her account with comments >>938183, >>939679, >>940988, >>941961, >>941977>tuna mom buys her bleach >>939917>more vagueing about the accident and talks about doctor shopping for "pain management" >>940082>an eagle eyed anon finds her "secret" reddit account on the OITNB subreddit >>941260>her recent posts includes her getting dope 8 days before reddit was found, and the products she lifted line up with things posted on her snapchat, tumblr, and instagram >>941263>got arrested 6 months ago, presumably at sephora >>941277>more posts revealed, confirms she switched to sniffing fent about 10 months ago. she says that both her and lurch have prostituted for drugs, and that once lurch didn't poop for two months (kek) >>941310>more fent posting >>941375>bawleeted her tumblr because someone called her an obese junkie, truth hurts >>941633>she has a restitution to pay after getting caught shoplifting >>941831>confirms her infection was from shooting fent >>941855, >>941883>says her methadone doesn't hold her, "sniffing" after 4-5 hours >>941892>"too proud" to use a bedpan >>943116>hating on other junkies and middlemen despite her bf being one >>943193, >>943194>claims to have "no access" to healthy food despite having foodstamps, a microwave, and a mini fridge >>943501>talks about the accident finally on reddit >>943503>starts publicly posting fent on her snapchat story, with a needle in the shot >>944223>claims that lurch has been sober for 5 years, despite evidence pointing to him using along with her. also says he had multiple infections from tranq >>944225>posts a picture with a loaded up needle in her mouth >>944281>after publicly posting fent, thanks her sober friend kt (not kate) for a huge shein package >>944328, >>944329>claims to have taken 500-600 mg of methadone at once >>944615>giving out bad drug advice on reddit >>944744>snarking her new "friend" circuswannabee on reddit >>944745>still shoplifting, this time from gamestop which anons say are quick to turn in lifters >>945026SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnieshttps://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ (inactive)
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/(deleted)https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82https://www.reddit.com/user/edgeofhell82https://www.reddit.com/user/funeral1996 No. 945381
>>945376Granny panties or a period diaper. These pics are so embarassing. And shes got a nice line of bruises in the last pic
>>945153 where I'm sure she tried shooting up
No. 945432
>>945375Yes, ty nona. Couldn't get over all the people saying not to use the needle-in-mouth pic, its the milkiest shit we've seen in a while and she obviously dgaf about pretending to be sober anymore.
>>945411I doubt she cares enough to. She's high-AF pandering to the lowest of low moids. Not saying she wouldn't sell more if she did edit them, but she's just looking for a minimal effort quick buck.
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>>945411>just shop the pics?She IS altering the pics, every photo of Tuna has been through several layers of filters. This IS her catfishing clients online. She's fair skinned and her entire body is covered in freckles but you never see them anywhere in her nudes because she edits the pics.
She doesn't own a computer so she can't Photoshop herself into an unrealistic thicc waifu like Icky or Momo. In some of the first threads, she had a MacBook she used to Photoshop her selfies, but then she broke it and nobody ever bought her a replacement.
No. 945537
>>945535nobody cares if you only weigh 12 pounds, k.
Her immune system
is completely fucked. Hell, she came out of the hospital for a back infection linked to her shooting up. Let's put 2 and 2 together
No. 945584
>>945535Kek, cannot stress enough the sheer extent to which no1 curr.
Came in to say thread pic really put an emphasis on how much Luna hasn't changed at all, save for the hammification of her weight anyway
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What…. is that wad? Toilet paper? Used tissue? Rolled up sanitary pad?
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>>945603>>945621Love how her apparently favourite headphones are stained to be an entirely new colour and are peeling like shit.
I though you take care of your favourite things.
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can confirm she’s still alive , posted today on ig
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Track mark thunder thighs.
Haiti watch out!
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>>945817girl wipe that shit down with a washcloth for gods sake.
and she shaves her eyebrows but leaves her dirt stache. make it make sense.
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she is so close to being self aware
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Girl this is you like 95% of the time lol be for real. She’s complaining on IG that her ride is late
No. 945856
>>945851KEKKKK this is so funny
I wish he could stop wearing that gross mask, I tinfoil he lost all his teeth kek
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>>945883She looks like fucking Pob
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From conceived on the stairs of a rehab to skin care on a junkie boarding house communal bathroom floor.
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>>945871Wtf is up with her eyes/brows in this pic kek. Is the filter is trying to carve monolids out of her fat eyes?
>>945913Kek this filter didn't change her eyes as much and she's changed back to caucasian.
Imo Luna is unrecognisable irl when compared to her online pics. We've had several NYanons see Lurch in the wild (at the methadone clinic, a store, etc.) and some of them even took pics of him. I can't remember any NYanons seeing Luna in the wild, you'd think she'd be recognisable given her height and ugly outfits.
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>>945912>>945914353 dollars of stolen merchandise
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wait help nonnas I don't understand what I'm looking at
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Lol Luna what the fuck? Half nodded out, fat billowing out behind those beefy arms, she MUST be high to post this one.
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>>946018If only you knew how bad things really are.jpeg
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>>946013Why is her arm going gray???!
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I have no words
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Kek
No. 946097
>>946094lmao use your eyes nona,
>>946013 is not a pillow. I don't blame you, Luna's proportions defy nature, but yeah… those are bingo wings. Lawd have mercy, she looks truly horrific here and must be high beyond belief to post that.
So glad Snapchat Anon returned before we all died of milklessness.
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No. 946121
>>946119kekkkk not the ana collarbone pose. her cleavage is longer than her tiny head.
>>946094>flesh pillowi’m dying. it’s just her fat arms.
No. 946130
>>946109why is she using both slugging products? does she even know what slugging is, what not to put on before slugging, why you slug, and to only slug at night.
those over priced slugging products are the worst, all you need is something very occlusive. personally i like the cerave healing ointment, so much better and have the price of future wise.
however her skin isn’t going to get any better because she sleeps on filthy bedding, doesn’t know how to layer products (just puts everything she has on), smokes and never removes all her make up.
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>>946131not that anon, but it is literally a pillow. pic with flesh pillow for supporting evidence
No. 946147
>>946119The neck grime… Just straight up pieces of muck. Girl needs to wash her neck so bad.
She must be really high to post these, as usual. And to post specifically this to look for clients.
No. 946155
>>946153Look at the tattoo on her left arm/our right side in the picture.
>>946013It ends where her arm ends. If it weren't a pillow, it'd be all stretched out to accommodate the bingo wings. Plus, on the opposite side, the shadow is much cooler on the pillow than it is on her pink porky skin. You can see the border between the pillow and her skin very clearly on her right arm(our left side). Tuna is fat as fuck but this doesn't make any sense, I'm not even sure why this is a debate.
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It’s sad to think her dad told her this when she was still a child, but as an adult he’s not wrong.
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Always with the one boob out thing
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Part of a dumb video not worth posting
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>>946189>>946190Is she reusing old press ons? These don't look grown out at all, but the graphic is half worn away already.
>>946207Sounds like they are still stealing random shit out of cars.
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>>946231Don't forget that she said she likes being constipated.
She probably got the magnesium for sleep but will end up eating the whole bottle in two days because yummy sugar.
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What the hell is wrong with her? Honestly. Is it really just the drugs?
No. 946255
>>946243I know ppl get mad when the cat lovers post but I feel the same
nonnie. It's so upsetting. I think she looks worse than a lot of stray cats because they smoke inside and it irritates her poor little eyes.
No. 946261
>>946213I don't understand why she doesn't try to sell the shoplifted stuff. Why tf would you risk jail time for stealing useless shit and letting it rot in your hoard… I guess she's too dumb even by junkie standards.
The stolen Jesus purse is just too much for me kek.
No. 946263
>>946259>>946255Nah, I feel you nonnies. You don't have to be a cat-lover (or animal-lover) to see that poor thing's suffering. Cats overgroom when stressed, leading to the patchy fur and red skin. And they can get stressed like that even when living in otherwise ideal circumstances (good food, clean environment) if their owners stress them out by fighting all the time. Not to blogpost but I've seen a ton of cats look that bad just from being owned by someone who is in an
abusive relationship and thus always being stressed out. Living in a one-room junkie hoard with two constantly fighting/nodding out idiots, shit food, secondhand smoke, lack of clean litter/water, no vet care, and no enrichment activities (other than the occasional walk to the hallway to watch Luna slather on skincare) has definitely taken its toll on that cat. The fact that the poor thing was almost certainly stolen makes it worse. Can you imagine losing a beloved animal and then finding out
this is what happened to it?
>>946261Because she's retarded and greedy. Her priorities, in order of importance are 1. obtain and consoom drugs, 2. obtain and consoom whatever's "in" these days (used to be all makeup, now it's mostly skincare), 3. obtain and consoom as much garbage food as possible, and 4. post nodded-out selfies with uwu sad captions for internet asspats. The logistics of selling shit on ebay or FB Marketplace is too much for her fried-ass brain.
No. 946265
>>946249He doesn't need the threads, he has a whole ass Tuna flopping over to ask for more money for food because she is starving and Sanrio face masks because she is dying. She stole shit from his apartment, she uses his card to buy crap on Amazon, she wants to worm her way into his home with Lurch in tow and sit on her impressively flat ass nodding off all day while he funds her addiction and feeds her Creme Savers by the pound. I'm amazed that he hasn't completely cut her off years ago.
>>946261Tuna might list shit and never send it but she's too lazy to even do that. She's scammed a lot before, I imagine she's had issues with Paypal because of that. I guess she could sell shit on the street or in a market but can you imagine that? This massive whale oozing out of her camping chair with obviously used and grimy makeup and skincare tossed in a heap on the ground? Nobody would feel comfortable going near her, let alone pulling out their wallet in her presence.
No. 946270
>>946261She's too lazy. Boosting stuff takes effort, taking nicer cleaner pics, packaging shit, weighing it, sending it out. She only leaves the house when the van comes to pick her up for methadone clinic and even then she complains about waiting for it or rude drivers or whatever the fuck.
Can you imagine her in a regular post office? She would definitely just explode on some poor worker because she didn't adhere to the postal regulations.
Also I genuinely wonder if she has a non-sketchy way to recieve money for goods. She still doesn't have her ID, sp no bank account most likely.
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The absolute filth on those purple bunnies.
And why would she get a collar for pumpkin who doesn’t leave their crack den? It’s not like there’s even a tag with her name or anything on it, it’s just because Tuna thinks it’s cute. That poor cat is just an accessory for her to post on her social media.
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>>946241The scars on her upper arm look fresh. Self harm again?
>>946281They are, but it's interesting that a potential manic episode is tempered down so much by the drugs. I think even a single outing to lift has to leave her pretty tired
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No. 946358
>>946261Their monthly rent and heroin budget needs to get paid somehow, I'm confident she sells a lot of the shoplifted items to her neighbors and/or people online
>>946326Go ahead and ruin your credit with unpaid government fines if you want Nona, but it's junkie cope when people say shoplifting is smart. The average person doesn't need to commit petty crime to survive.
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Definitely looks like sh on her arm
No. 946360
>>946322It's so pathetic how luna and cows like her love to compare themselves with Courtney Love, like at least Courtney did something with her life.
>>946359Fresh SH scars
No. 946364
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Confirmed
No. 946372
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No. 946374
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>>946364She’s not a kid anymore, and she’s shown time again to be a selfish POS. Who cares if she’s self harming again, she’s just lying in the bed she made for herself.
Help is always there but she always spits in the face of programs/people/therapists who try to give her tough love to break her habit and get a better lifestyle
No. 946381
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>>946373lmao why did he call himself out like this.
No. 946389
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No. 946390
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No. 946391
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No. 946392
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No. 946407
File: 1730343060228.jpeg (682.72 KB, 1080x3849, ~just dad things-:so not fair …)
>>946169Added context on why she was contacting her dad plus some whining about being unable to post herself in lingerie on Facebook. All screenshots stolen from the other farms.
No. 946409
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>>946407Luna seems to be forgetting that even at her lowest weight, she was quite big.
No. 946418
>>946364Coincidently, the self-harm makes a comeback as soon as ebil dad tells her no.
"Daad ! Give me money, I'm literally starving right now and lost 95% of my belongings! I'm self-harming because of you. Are you happy now?"
>>946372Kek, what a blast from the past !
Remember when Lurch was pretending that boat was his during the Tessa saga ?
No. 946420
>>946409lmfaooo, the clue is in the name. 'big butt' trend, not 'weirdly pointy trackmark-covered junkie swamp ass' trend.
>>946407to be utterly fair to her, no roommate of mine has ever jiggled toilet paper out from between my cheeks on camera. that's clearly a future husband's job kek. also her dad is still doing too much by paying her phone bill, kinda glad he is though otherwise the milk would dry up. nice to see that he's got more of a spine now, call a spade a spade or a cunt a cunt!
No. 946430
>>946407It kinda doesn't explain why he spewed such vitriol at her. How did the conversation go to end up calling her a cunt. "Hey dad I'm on methadone"…[insert her screen cap].. I mean, I don't think anything condones what that man said, but we know her.
I just love how this 27 year old is talking about her 10 1/2 year relationship while dad is still paying the phone bill. Kek never change tuna.
No. 946433
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No. 946434
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No. 946437
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No. 946439
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No. 946458
>>946407Interesting line… “He refuses to consider me sober because I am on methadone”
Maybe he refuses to consider you sober because well, you aren’t?! Can totally imagine her calling her father while high, probably asking for money, and him just not having it. He is an addict too, I’m sure he can clock that she’s been using…
No. 946468
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No. 946469
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No. 946470
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No. 946481
>>946466Happy Halloween, yearbook anon. You seem like a decent person. Must be rough to have known Luna in her pre-Lurch days and seen the glimmer of the human she could have become, only to now see she's chosen this.
>>946470I'm sorry but this caption with the photo is sending me
No. 946482
>>946407>>946428Big evil dad with his stupid sobriety and hatred for my middle aged boyfriend who groomed me as a teen and feeds me drugs. What a jerk!
>>946392>>946433Nothing more enticing than fresh wounds and filthy mattresses when you are trying to shill your ugly nudes. It's no wonder what seems to have been her one and only buyer was only looking to leak them online.
No. 946484
>>946433This is fucking pathetic
>>946468I'm usually quite good with the general Tuna stank always have been but something about this titward grime and that absolutely blood and filth encrusted shirt really got me. Probably that it's being marketed to moids, instead of being addressed as the disgusting and vulnerable state it is. She won't ever address it though and I'm not gonna be some anon who expects that shit, especially not nowadays.
No. 946494
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No. 946498
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No. 946499
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No. 946500
>>946498"I need asspats"
"My mom is high on xans and I'm jealous"
"Naked and sitting on the bed with a pillow under my back. My dirty cracks on the pillow i sleep with" (VOMIT, btw.)
"I got to have a nice bath but let me complain about the place I was given to live anyways"
This is all I got out of her post. She needs to get her head out of her ass and get a life but she never will. Her own fault
No. 946514
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No. 946522
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No. 946523
>>946498real talk, its very obvious luna is depressed 24/7 and the environment shes in will keep her that way. every pic seems like a pathetic attempt at happiness when its is bleak and dystopic af.
the problem is shes stupid af and refuses to accept she caused this. she chose lurch over family. no one wants to be friends with an dirty junkie obsessed with selfies. so she can keep whining on socials. don't know why ppl whine about their problems instead of working on them.
No. 946524
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No. 946525
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No. 946526
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No. 946527
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No. 946528
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No. 946529
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No. 946530
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No. 946536
>>946534I think by "hair wash day" she really means shower day and those are the products she'll use in the shower. I dont think she's using the facial cleansers on her hair but just laying them out with her shampoo because she'll use it in the shower.
Or maybe she actually is using face wash in her hair because she's a drugged out retard
No. 946540
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No. 946542
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>>946541His actual comment kek. His arms seem to be the twiggiest thing about him lmao
No. 946545
>>94652499.99% sure she's just lazily pedaling while she scrolls through her phone.
Such a fitness goddess
No. 946547
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No. 946548
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No. 946552
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So your ugly man breaks things because of a baseball game and that's something you want to show off? Ew, girl
No. 946564
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No. 946581
File: 1730562378889.jpeg (505.51 KB, 1179x963, IMG_7639.jpeg)
She brings this up a surprising amount.
No. 946587
>>946581the last part about men wanting a girl as close to 17-18 as possible and would even go younger if the law allowed is really rich considering her situation.
She can say as much as she wants that he waited until she was 18, but he was counting down the days. he didn't wanna get popped for drugs AND statutory rape.
No. 946589
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No. 946720
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No. 946721
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No. 946737
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No. 946740
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>>946727>>946736It's Vyvanse 50mg, it's in the far right top row of the container (blue and white pill) in
>>946721. It's a "non-addictive" ADD med, one of the few controlled substances they'll give addicts. Will def make you lose weight though, wonder how long she's been on it because if she's this fat after months on Vyvanse, that's fucking hilarious. I think it's a new Rx for her though, I don't remember her showing off ADHD meds anytime recently. It's also used off-label for binge eating disorder, the only ED she actually had kek.
No. 946743
>>946740No offense nona but there a literally so many medications that come in blue and white capsules like that.
https://www.drugs.com/imprints.php?color=19&shape=5&maxrows=18It could be prazosin 5mg(her “ptsd nightmare” medication). There are also phenetermine in those color capsules. She’s an idiot that tells every doctor that she’s a lvl 100 drug addict with super anorexia, seems unlikely anyone would be prescribing her vyvanse off label for weight loss.
No. 946749
>>946743its probably prazosin since thats commonly prescribed to addicts
>>946685ever since shes been spamming her ugly ogre OF pics I felt like something was up with her and lurch. and drugs, or lack there of
No. 946765
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No. 946766
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No. 946767
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No. 946774
>>946766so much for the millions of posts she makes with the caption "no makeup, my skin so baby soft, perfect skin, blah blah blah"
also she's braindead as fuck, there are literal filters on Instagram. she can just get FaceTune and go crazy with editing her face and body however she wants
No. 946778
>>946765>bullshit they make it hardIt’s in their contract, that you agreed to when you made an account tuna. Don’t like it, go peddle your sweaty, wall eyed tit pics somewhere else.
>>946766You can see the double chin forming, those face framing hair pieces are glued on to the sides of her face. I wonder how huge it looks without it
No. 946783
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No. 946784
>>946783not once did she say why any of this happened. they're the common denominators in all of these scenarios. these people knew right away these were junkies trying to get squatter rights and to make the area filthy as fuck, like the room they currently inhabit. It speaks levels that one of the hosts made a dinner for everyone except them.I'm willing to bet money that Tuna and Lurch are also combative af (ref: the video of both of them yelling at the social worker who came to move Tuna's mom out of her home).
It's always wah wah wah, every one is so mean and unfair to ME.
No. 946795
>>946783Am i misremembering or didn’t a farmer cow tip and let an airbnb owner know they’re notorious squatters? I wonder which one of these was it kek.
But genuinely don’t understand why Tuna can’t understand why no one wanted her in their house. They’re dirty, emanate sketchy vibes from a mile away etc. also Airbnb listings state whether or not you can bring animals, why is she acting surprised that they didn’t allow pumpkin. She really expects all the rules to bend for lil ol’, down on her luck tuna.
No. 946804
>>946765>apps with filterswhat the fuck lmao. instagram????
>>946783I don't believe shes a
victim in this at all. junkie couple trashing places like its second nature and shooting up? yeah youre get threatened with a gun and kicked out. fucking junkies always wanna play
victim, but what if one of you retards have a fight or OD or cops get involved?
and then she says she isnt trying to establish residency at an airbnb place unprovoked? i bet youve done it before tuna and she stole your packages as the ultimate fuck you.
No. 946816
>>946775One good customer on the app, she said, not overall.
Nonnas, please stop thinking she only has one customer, or is only making $30-$50 a month. I don't want to get on your girls cases but she uploads way too much content for someone making nothing at all, she's getting this motivation from somewhere (INB4 anyone says yeah the drugs, no it's not just that alone)
And moids are disgusting. There are so many of them, with shitty standards and fetishes for fat chicks or junkies or both, etc etc.
I don't think she's some OF queen of success or anything, she's just way too frequently high to only be making a days worth of dope in a month. Come on nonnies.
No. 946818
>>946816You sound silly asf
>She uploads way too much content Are you talking about the gross underboob selfies she spams with the same exact "wanna see more send monies" caption? Lmao
>just way too frequently high to only be making a days worth of dope in a monthObviously she's not the sole provider for her drugs. That's why she keeps lurch and mommy around. Are you new?
No. 946883
>>946765SC anon here, can confirm her profile is gone.
I finally can retire for real.
No. 946894
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>>946721>>946727>>946740>>946743just for clarity, it is prazosin. you could see the "A 322" in the pics she posted from the shein haul.
No. 946897
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No. 946902
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No. 946903
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No. 946913
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With her MAGA bloated corpse of a boyfriend
No. 947016
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No. 947072
>>947050someone already figured it out. it’s not vyvanse, it’s prazosin.
>>946894 fatty has high blood pressure, surprise surprise.
No. 947073
>>947016>lose my right to choosekek Luna's so retarded. Trump has said he isnt anti-abortion. Even if he was, she's 300lbs and has a moustache she doesn't need to worry about a pregnancy scare.
>>946913What the fuck is this? Luna's shitty coloring but it literally looks like it's from a restaurant's kids activity sheet. Depressing compared to her paintings from years ago, the drug induced brain damage is real.
No. 947097
I genuinely think she produces too much testosterone to carry a baby to term like
>>947073 said with her PCOS/mustache. Weight and substance abuse doesn't help either. For the sake of all that's good I hope and pray her womb is permanently barren.
No. 947099
>>947097I agree. I also don't think Lurchs old limp dick could manage.
>>947016Kek and to think nonnies were saying she would vote red. They're both professional bums, of course they voted blue
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No. 947151
>>947147facebook: i would never abuse oxy!
reddit: i hoarded up my oxy in the hospital and took them all at once to get high
No. 947155
>>947147Having had chronic osteomyelitis myself, which is what I think she claims to have had, a bone infection, I kind of doubt her claims of terrible chronic pain. Mine was in my foot, and was bad enough that I had to have bone surgically removed. I have not experienced any pain in the years since, and since mine went untreated for many months (bc they failed to diagnose
it at first) it's a chronic, incurable illness. It remains in my foot, the bacteria. It's possible, but, personally, I don't really believe her pain after the infection is much more of anything other than a play for sympathy, substances, and her being overweight.
No. 947160
>>947147Why is she bitching about Oxy when she is abusing fent? Also of course she is in pain, she killed all her veins after 10 years of injecting shady stuff
>>947149"a family member" ok Tuna, probably a John kek and since when she likes anime? She has never shown any interest on it as a media or artstyle. I smell new skinwalking /bff coming soon
No. 947179
>>947147— Looney Toona is given a prescription for a controlled substance with mildly narcotic properties.
— Toona proceeds to gobble them up like Tictacs because she “needs them for her turrible pain”.
— Prescriber knows Toona is a junkie so Toona is SOL until the appropriate time has passed to get more.
— Repeat cycle.
Toona is such a trope.
No. 947202
>>947147this cow makes me want to alog. not only was she given a script for a muscle relaxer and pain relieving creams, but they upped her methadone and gave her medical marijuana. the weed needs to be free before she’s happy, though.
she's doing 70 reps for physical therapy like it’s nothing (she said herself it’s for “weight loss” not recovery)
>>946903 and she’s using an exercise bike, she does not need to be in physical therapy or working with pain management. she can get off her fat ass and exercise when she puts her mind to it she just wants opiates and is upset she can’t get them from the government for free. what the fuck is going on in new york that they’re handing out medical marijuana and upping her methadone for tuna’s case kek i can’t understand how reality bends around her
No. 947204
>>947202they give her more methadone, etc., because they don’t want her scoring street fent and winding up in the hospital for another several weeks
cheaper to let her pickle her brain further
No. 947208
>>947202i don’t think you know how methadone works. “they” don’t decide anything. YOU decide. you can move up 5mg a week up until around 130-140mg depending on the county. After if you want to move up past that number you have to do ekgs monthly and blood tests.
All she had to do was tell her counselor that her dose isn’t holding her. it’s harm reduction to keep opiate addicts off worse and non regulated opiates.
No. 947210
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Puts her fucking toothbrush bristles on the communal bathroom tile. Filthy. She is so gross in every way.
No. 947211
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No. 947215
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Return of our ana queen
No. 947220
>>947215>I don't eat much >Metformin for weight loss not diabetes>Bedbound for months at a timeLmao this bitch acting like everyone doesn't know she's "bedbound" from nodding off and she eats nothing but sugar.
>>947211Case in point - one of these giant 2litre coffee things contains over 120grams of sugar.
She annoys the shit out of me when she talks about her doctor/shrink apts. Nobody believes the heroin addict who cries 10/10 pain all the time because they're fucking liars. I hope she continues down the path of gluttony and ends up with diabetic neuropathy, then maybe she'll shut the fuck up about her knee she injured when she was like 14. She used to do the same thing with her shrinks, demand insane shit and then get indignant when they'd tell her no.
There is also nothing stopping her from doing rehab exercises at home if she really wanted to improve, but she only does them as a performance in front of a physio hoping she can score more drugs.
No. 947226
>>947225yeah i don’t buy this either. she told her doctors she’s an uwu ana, so she has eating disorders in her chart. i don’t think they would give weight loss drugs to someone who claims to have an eating disorder at the risk of
triggering a relapse. she’s a landwhale who eats nothing but sugar and pizza; i would be more surprised if she
wasn’t diabetic.
>>947215she’s been bedbound for
years, maybe a decade, and it’s been purely by choice.
No. 947237
>>947226I know she’s a huge liar, but I find the argument "she wouldn’t get that drug as a weight loss med because years ago she said to doctors she was anorexic" a bit weird because 1, yes, it might still be in her medical records but it was ages ago, 2, she NEVER showed any signs of anorexia anyway and 3, if her doctors were concerned about this particular drug
triggering an anorexia "relapse", they wouldn’t prescribe that drug to her either way… Because even if it’s prescribed for diabetes-it’s the same drug? Someone with actual anorexia would still use it to lose weight. I’m sorry, but she’s morbidly obese which is causing her medical issues now and will also longterm, so it’s quite likely that a doctor is prescribing it to her for weight loss. Plus, if she really was diabetic, she would definitely whine about it online constantly like she does with all her other mental and physical issues for more "waah poor me" points.
No. 947242
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>>947215Has tuna ever mentioned being on birth control? I wonder how her and the scrotes love life is. Because if they arent careful they could end up with a little one easily now that she is taking metformin. And being MAGA fags i doubt they would get an abortion.
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No. 947260
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>>947239Yep, exactly. The thing with shit like metformin and semaglutide is that it’s going to have fuck all effect if you don’t change your lifestyle. While Tuba might lose a few pounds I highly doubt it will be as drastic as she expects it to be because there’s no way this fat retard will change her diet. In fact she’s so retarded that she probably thinks taking a pill means that she can eat even more than usual because the magical meds will negate the need for exercise. Also, there’s no way she’s not at the very least pre-diabetic (I love how she felt the need to tell everyone that she’s taking metformin for weight loss and not diabetes, kek) and the only reason why she was able to get it in the first place is because in addition to being a humongous hamplanet and probable pre-diabetic she also has PCOS. Metformin isn’t as likely to be prescribed “off label” for weight loss like semaglutide is
No. 947287
>>947247It was a self-report form where she claimed to have EDNOS. If it is still on her record then I'm sure her doctors think she's got binge eating disorder kek. She has never been skinny enough for an anorexia diagnosis, she's been obese since she was a tween.
>>947249Lol cotton eyed Joe knee will never die. Junkies will mention every single injury they've ever had, just like Lurch and the iron rod in his leg that definitely exists. I think they do it in an attempt to trick bystanders, by heavily implying it was the evil US doctors who got them hooked on opiates.
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No. 947314
>>947242For one, Tuna isn’t a Republican (she’s barely political at all, let’s be real, but she posted about being against Trump and so has her "fiance", idk where some of y’all get the idea that they’re reds, this has been debunked over and over. They both obviously made some stupid and racist remarks in the past, but that’s just because they’re, well, stupid and not because they’re MAGA people who are against abortion…) and secondly, she’s been on heroin and other opioids for over a decade, Lurch even longer and those really fuck (no pun intended) with your sex drive and your ability to have sex in general, methadone especially does. It’s pretty much impossible to cum on those drugs and most addicts, they completely stop having sex after a while on opioids, especially if they’re on a high dose and haven’t had stints of sobriety in ages like Luna and Lurch. You can basically assume they haven’t had sex in years, so there’s no reason to be afraid that she might get pregnant.
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What…does she do with them…
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I'm not sure what's worse, the skin flakes on the bed, the red bloated lurch hand, the sad greasy cat, or the absolutely nasty, dirty, dried-snot covered plush fabric everywhere.
No. 947333
>>947318Anyone else think this is weird. He has the adult real life version of his "girlfriend" right in the hovel with him but he prefers to look at a childhood photo of her to feel better? Gross.
And the
>whenever some shit goes down and I've gotta get busy I come home broken and battered reads like he definetly sells his ass for drugs/money all day
No. 947352
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>>947318This is definitely creepy as fuck and he's had that pic since the beginning of their relationship. It's not the first time I've seen this photo, is it the thing Chief Areola was looking at in the meme before the Big Aerolas were shopped in? I seem to remember him getting lit and staring at this pic for hours, which Luna thought was romantic kek.
>>947331100% agree Nona kek. He's lovebombing her because he fucked up, or she finally got off her ass and started hustling enough money to be an equal partner in this codependent relationship. He used to worship Luna and write lots of little notes like this for her… When she was ebegging thousands of dollars off Tumblr and harassing all her friends for drug connections.
>>947350Tinfoil but I think Luna
has irl hoed before. 3 years ago, thread 33. She started calling herself an IRL sex worker and we got some concerning updates like picrel. She also wrote in her poetry that her body was only worth $30. I think she stopped because shes an egotistical bitch, who thought she'd be a high class escort getting money to go on dates with cute guys. When the reality is that she was only getting crackheads as customers and they weren't nice people. She makes more from online sex work anyway so she stopped.
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No. 947388
>>947359she can fuck right off; the person she is quoting is correct, there are people with actual disabilities who need help, but Luna is not one of them
also she has a fucking nerve after she complained that her mother’s social worker was trying to help her mother because she was already old or whatever
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No. 947475
>>947409>>947425>16yo character pantyshotLurch will certainly love these more than she will.
>>947426Still love that she tried to say a family member bought this for her. kek
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No. 947479
>>947477it’s to keep junkies from stealing, because employers aren’t going to hire them, not to coddle the junkies
it’s much cheaper to give the junkies food stamps than to deal with them starving or stealing
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Poor pumpkin. She must be so miserable living in a filthy junkie hole in the wall. I hope she is truly rescued one day
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No. 947534
>>947511then you run to your socials to talk shit about him and play
victim instead of being a grown ass adult? lol ok tuna
No. 947584
I always thought luna was rlly pretty but she needs to lose weight, it was so cool seeing her try gym for the first time but there’s like sooo much more to being skinny than just exercise like sje needs to fix her diet more than anything.
I’m rly thin (~20 BMI) and i’ve always been this way without even having to try I’m half eastern european with blonde hair so that’s prob part of it? i only started lifting recently and tracking my food, and i realized it’s just bc I don’t atually eat a lot in the first place lol. i barely snack, i drink black coffee, never eat sweets, and i have 4 meals a day. no snacking unless it’s fruit or fresh smoothies from this place outside myh apartment I go to. I’m also v active, like some weekends i’m so busy i barely even eat bc i’m running around all day. Everyone in my family is tall and skinny so these habits r just normal for me. i think luna could do it tho, with the right motivation.
honestly, i think cooking at home is the key. like tonight i made teriyaki salmon, sticky rice, and broccoli and it took me like 30 minutes, so simple but rly healthy and nutrient-dense. I think she just needs someone to show her how to do it(unsaged blogposting)
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Some people just can’t help but cow tip… kind of pathetic
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>>947629More posts from cowtipper-chan. Also, the account is 5 years old.
No. 947671
>>947667Kek ntayrt.
The anon you are replying to is a total newfag. Everyone who has been on lolcow long enough knows these cows think of their threads to be full of bullies and haters so even if there are nonas in the thread giving legitimately good advice, the cow in question will never EVER take it. Kek every vetted farmer knows that shay has had many good bits of advice thrown in her thread since the beginning and she has never listened. These cows are almost all lost causes and tuna is no exception. Retard "hot and blonde" anons lil narcissistic spurge will probably not even be read by tuna, let alone taken to heart by her. Delusional newfag.
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No. 947809
>>947758100% this. Luna knows she's dependent on a total asshole, and if shes sober enough to recognise Lurch is insulting her she starts pining for Peter. They never even met irl, she's literally pining over a long-distance relationship that happened over 10 years ago. However Luna would be devastated if her backup man died, even if she hasn't spoken to him in 3 years. Peter was always plan B, a man who can supply heroin to Luna while not calling her fat and gross.
>>947795The thing with tai is different. She didn't give a shit about tai until she killed herself. Having a dead cripplepunk gf is more valuable to Luna than having a living person love her for who she is. Tai couldn't provide Luna with heroin or Male Gaze affirmation.
The transactional nature of ALL her relationships is the main reason she has no friends. Even as a teenager she latched onto rich kids who could provide her with trinkets in exchange for her friendship.
No. 947867
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Is that Burger King I see in the background? lol
No. 947868
>>947867Why does Luna always use 'lol' in sentences where she talks about being upset? Is it her inclination to paint herself as the long-suffering
victim of all life's unfairnesses? She grins and bears it so bravely, right? Or just a passive-aggressive way of stating how unhappy she is? Gross.
No. 947872
>>947868>>947870tf are you nitpicking over something this stupid for? tone of people do this online.
whats more worthy to opine on is what this supposedly unfiltered pic, i cant see her face. she has freckles or something right?
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No. 948065
>>947984Lol I thought that was a stray hot dog. Wouldn't surprise me.
There's such a drastic difference between how much Luna does and what she used to do. She seems to "work harder" at selling her disgusting selfies, she has that newfound obsession of putting stickers on everything and she goes outside a lot for her standards. Not to mention the physical therapy instead of begging for painkillers. There seems to be quite an emphasis on leaving her room. Trouble in paradise? Uppers?
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No. 948092
>>948082Can Luna even formulate sentences? It sounds like the other junkies were laughing at the massive retard slurring out AI sounding insults when she had to pay pretend rent on a pretend property instead of squatting.
>>948084Kek she's too obese to handle any temperature above freezing.
No. 948101
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What a dumb bitch CVS 616 stickers on all of them
No. 948109
>>948078>i uh mostly don't pay for it loltoona can only steal. it's funny because no one would ever actually buy this tub of lard with legs anything
>>948082I can imagine her BPD ass making any "game" way too personal. I'm imagining her special needs voice when the social worker visited coming out.
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Throwback to when she still had some life in her eyes. What a grim seven years it has been
No. 948116
>>948113I remember when she looked like that and she had a lot of fangirls on the farm.
"She can change", "as a junkie, I think she's so cute and alt", etc. All the wks left after she became ugly.
No. 948162
>>948068The cat is as wall-eyed as Tuna.
>>948069Yeah, sure, but useless junkies who can just get a job and do literally anything for money and are shoplifting junk food and skincare and jewelry are the literal scum.
Do not compare yourself to people lifting baby formula or necessary essentials. Go lift a new toothbrush at least.
>>948072These are actually New Rock shoes that are being duped on Temu. Loona would never afford actual New Rocks lmao.
>>948089Peep the beetus socks for our ana queen.
>>948090>>948101Is 616 an exact store number tag? How long, really, until she gets fucked over by loss prevention from posting where she steals stuff.
How is she not tired of her miserable life. How is she still here doing the exact same shit year after year. Anyone would be disgusted by themselves after a while of living like her. Most wouldn't even call it a life.
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