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Sorry did not mean to portray I think I am fat I am average weight for my size. i post weight because I was thinking you lose these saddlebags with weight loss, since I do not want to lose weight (I would look retarded) I'm stuck with them. That's what I meant to say.
sorry for my bad english
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> shoplifting blogs = freedom of speech
> health blogs that feature photos of fit human beings instead of greasy hamplanets = banned
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>>159538>I politely told him to fuck off
In the next episode of things that didn't happen irl
This bitch is so stupid. A doctor asking her medical questions about her weight. Relating her knee issues to her WEIGHT is fat shaming?
fuck this world.
Look.>This large study found optimum body mass indexes to be between 23.5 and 24.9 for men and 22.0 and 23.4 for women. As body mass index increased, risk of death increased. Men and women, with body mass indexes of 40.0 or higher, increased the risk of death by 250% and 200% respectively.>There were much smaller increases in risk among underweight men and women.
Show this to chubby fucks who claim being over weight is healthier than being underweight.
>>159538>on my feet 4 hours a day
kek 4 hours isn't long at all and this is probably exaggerated. I work 12 hour shifts at a desk job but I stand at my desk for at least 8 hours, sometimes the whole shift. Our bodies are designed to stand/walk around all day unless you are a gigantic fatass.
I feel so sorry for doctors that have to deal with HAES idiots.
Well these HAES fatties seem to think they know more about medicine than doctors. Hoe dare this doctor assume her knee pain was related to her weight? She's healthy after all!
He saw an obese patient who was complaining about knee pain. It doesn't even take a doctor to put two and two together there. It's like these fatties won't even see the problem they have when they are 700 lbs and struggling for every breath.
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Tips for fatties
No need to exercise or anything, of course.
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>>161480>contouring double chin
Yeah, that'll work…
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losing weight isn't THAT hard
i was getting a little fat. So i cut all pop and junk food and drank more water, and did some exercise. And that's it, I am almost at my goal weight.
and in the end being a bit overweight doesn't automatically make you ugly either, if you have decent personal hygiene, you aren't going to be treated like a circus animal or anything.
This is a whole new definition of lazy, holy shit. It reminds me of when feminists destroyed scales in a rally, it's just telling you your accurate weight, if you don't like what it says, it's your problem..
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>>161542>This is a whole new definition of lazy, holy shit. It reminds me of when feminists destroyed scales in a rally, it's just telling you your accurate weight, if you don't like what it says, it's your problem..
Scales aren't that reliable tbh. A bloated, flabby starved 120lbs will look fat in comparison to a fit 145lbs. But if you're dieting or in the process of losing weight without lifting/running/etc, you won't see that and you'll feel like shit and think you haven't lost enough.
I don't agree with the fat acceptance movement or whatever, but following what the scale reads (as opposed to the actual shape your body is in) just isn't realistic.
in the end of the day, it still tells you your accurate weight
scales don't lie, people just store fat differently.
It's still facts
Literally who mentioned starving yourself or glamorized being fat, you weird-ass ana?
All I'm saying is a number on a scale shouldn't be taken as progress or loss of progress. It's not hard to lose weight without a scale as long as you keep a close watch on your body. I've done it, ffs.
Som people have trouble to estimate what their weight might be.
I can never estimate my weight, if it wasn't for my scale I'd believe I was still obese. And you know you can't trust anyone to judge about this these days since no one wants to hurt your feelings.
It's funny because fatties seem willing to put in the effort for other shit (coconut oil for boob sweat kek), but are lazy about watching what they eat and exercising. Instead of taking the time to contour a double chin, they could use that energy to lose weight. But anything to avoid exercising and eating less, I guess.>>161557>>161587
While scales are imperfect, they do still give you a relatively decent indication of your your current health, especially when you are just beginning to work out. They shouldn't be the only tool used to indicate fitness level, but they do have a purpose.
And even if they can be a bit inaccurate at times, people making whole movements destroying scales seems more melodramatic than anything else. Scales aren't inherently evil. Those feminists could have focused on the root of the problem, like media with digitally-manipulated models or over-emphasis on a woman's looks over anything else she has to offer (even health). Destroying scales won't do much. They are still going to be used in doctor's offices.
you don't have to depend on a scale but it gives you the general idea of what weight you are and if you are losing or gaining
they aren't made by some patriarchy to lie to women. Why do you think they are used at doctors offices, if they "aren't telling the truth"?
Doctors just use scales to oppress and fat-shame! It's very problematic
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Saw this on my twitter feed today.
I do think the body acceptance movement has a legitimate purpose. Like for healthy weight women who feel the pressure to starve themselves to a thinner size. It would also be great, as the image says, if more focus were put on breast cancer survivors, etc.
But I hate so much that it has turned into a movement solely for fat people. Being fat shouldn't be something people should accept. It is unhealthy and will eventually lead to medical problems.
well, after having to watch a fatty's class assignment that ended with a sledgehammer to her scale, I agree that it's totally melodrama. the girl said the scale was a symbol of all the people who made fun of her in school for being fat in her shitty small town, she had even written some of the things they said about her on it.
while a presentation like this would be considered artsy and brave and "yaaassss girl yaaassss", all it really showed me was that some people have a stupidly hard time letting go of things. she moved from her judgy small town to a big city notorious for accepting progressive ideals (San Francisco) and she really has every opportunity to turn a new leaf and start fresh.
the assignment was make a presentation that represents yourself; many people talked about a combination of their cultures, families, interests, what they want to do with their lives, etc. this girl just made it 100% about her weight.
and I find that a bit sad.
Bad idea. Studies show that people who weigh themselves more often tend to weigh less. When you're seeing how your weight fluctuates from day to day, it'll give you more motivation and make you less tempted to sneak in extra meals/snacks or slack on your exercise regimen. It might hurt to see your weight go up and not realizing why at first, but then you can figure out where to adjust.
Weigh yourself at LEAST weekly. Personally I weigh myself once a day in the morning before breakfast. Don't worry about how your body looks, just how your clothes fit; often you will gain weight when first starting an exercise regimen, but you'll probably notice your clothes feeling looser. Others will see the change before you.
I used to be 50lbs heavier and my fear of the scale was my biggest obstacle. I hated that confirmation that I was indeed a fatty. Getting over it is the best thing you can do for yourself. People are always like weight's just a number etc., and it is, but knowing exactly where you stand is a lot more conducive to weight loss.
tldr; don't be afraid of the scale and weigh yourself often.
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vanity sizing: another way for oversensitive Americans to deny how grossly overweight many of us are
Former fatty here, I am much happier now than I was when i was fat. I didn't even realise being fat made me so unhappy until I lost weight since I tried to tell myself I was happy with my weight.
This confuses me so much. I usually wear S in stores but when I look up my measurements online it says I have M. Like for the brand "only" I had to wear XS because even S was too big, when I look it up online later it says I should have M.
Also, the 1958 give me same size for my waist and bust, the current sizing gives me 6 sizes difference!
I've read that people used to have a more outspoken hourglass figure though.
>>161480>boob sweat smelliness
And no. For the love of all that is holy do not wear crop tops is you are a fatty. I was stuck behind a a landwhale a few summers ago that was moving like a snail down a narrow walkway to the hospital. It was really hot and she smelled horrible. She had on a teeny crop top and booty shorts about three sizes too small. Her underarms and thighs were caked with baby powder and she was sweating buckets. As soon as cars stopped coming down the lot I immediately got around her. I couldn't stand it anymore.
So no, you can't get away with wearing that. This woman was just lucky I was polite. Other people may have laughed at her. Or vomited from the smell.>>163083
HAES is really just about fat blobs. Body positive=fat positive. It's insane. No matter what they say anout including others as well, that's it. It's all about fatties elevating each other to beautiful, sexy and healthy for the sole purpose of deluding themselves for another day.
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And into the thinspo folder it goes>>166113
Maybe. Or maybe it's the fat cutting off oxygen to their brain
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Lots of articles being written on Project Harpoon.
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to be fair, she's really, really light grey. she could just be tan for all i know.
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This is disgusting, and not even one reblog that calls this shit out.
>>167001>Acknowledge that fat people get eating disorders too.
I mean, being fat literally IS an eating disorder. It's life-threatening and rooted in grossly unhealthy eating habits based on mental issues.
You can't shit on a severely emaciated person whose organs are on their last legs and can't move around without a wheelchair for being unhealthy, but insist someone who can't even sleep on their back without fear of their own fat crushing their organs and (similarly) can't move around without a scooter/wheelchair is totally healthy.
If the whole HAES movement were a bunch of girls and women who starved themselves and wanted to have anorexia/anorexia nervosa taken out of the DSM and no longer be considered a mental illness/health-endangering condition, the whole world would be in an uproar.
I think it's natural selection at work. It works the other way around too, under a certain body fat percentage you stop having periods as well. Isn't the human body amazing?
Also sorta a tangent but an anon in another HAES thread said something about it being difficult to prepare the bodies of fat people for display at funerals and cremation and some of the stories there made me kinda glad I didn't become a medical examiner. I had seriously consider that career path but can you imagine how annoying it would be to preform an autopsy on a morbidly obese body? Peeling away all that fat to reveal crushed and damaged organs. Also I learned that if the heart is about the size of the stomach, it means the person was so fat that it was putting massive strain on the cardiovascular system
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Huehuehue we need to make some and post them on twitter/tumblr/wherever kids go these days.
I don't get why they're so butthurt. Shooping athletic female game characters into fatties is fine. But shooping fatties thin is not?http://www.thinnerbeauty.org/
The comparisons are amazing. This is what they could look like if they cared about themselves. No matter how much they asspat each other about how sexy and fabulous they are, the truth is that most men don't find obesity attractive. No amount of whining is going to change that.
My abusive momster is a landwhale with a "pretty face". Every time I see Tess Munster in all her morbid besity I get triggered
. brb reporting her to faceboom for abusive content.
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This one is really good, but her feet still look flattened and broadened by her weight. It's like a normal girl in hobbit feet cosplay covers.
It is the most hypocritical thing yet. They shoop out moles, wrinkles, even give already thin women thinner arms and legs, BUT– how DARE 4chan shoop Tess thinner?
It's seriously the pot calling the kettle black.
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if that were really true, the movement would focus on fat pig males along with hambeast females. i've seen many times where obese men would justify their fatness by saying they are thick-boned, "strong fat," etc. my overweight brother eats four meals in one sitting because he "doesn't want the food to get cold." an actual movement that makes a statement on the prevalence of obesity would focus on the entire fat population.
at the end of the day, it is still only trolling. schoolboys pissing off some easily triggered
feminists. entertaining to watch, but it is pretentious to think this will have any sort of social impact. >>168331>It is the most hypocritical thing yet. They shoop out moles, wrinkles, even give already thin women thinner arms and legs, BUT– how DARE 4chan shoop Tess thinner?
cosmo is probably trying to gain points among the sjws. companies only appeal to this kind of shit when it means people might buy their products for being "body positive." they really don't give a fuck. it's just a marketing ploy- all bs at the end of the day.
Wow, it is too. How did they think this was passable PS?
What even does getting rid of the crease between her chest and her arm on it achieve? Why is that considered unattractive?
I don't even understand. It just ended up making her look deformed, like she's growing an arm out of the middle of her chest.
That waist as well.
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damn thats pretty good. but imagine being catfished by someone with that level of PS wizardry..
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Posting land whale this to bring this thread back. I miss it. She has enough shit to make a thread about her, but I'm too damn lazy to start it.
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This fb is a gold mine
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She reminds me of Raven Sparks a little
How old is this bitch? She talks like an edgy 14 year old
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Fatty's Muh alternutiv make-up company is in danger, oh noes!
Now that she has no money, you'll probably never see anything you buy.
>I personally wouldn't recommend ordering from this company. The owner is incredibly unprofessional and has been personally unprofessional to me. I disclosed that I did not want to purchase from them in the comments of a tumblr and the owner commented back asking if I was someone who was disgruntled due to possibly being rejected from receiving product from them and going 'crazy'. I had no encounters with the owner before so it was quite ridiculous to have been accused of that.
>I can't recommend ordering from this company either. The owner has drama issues. The pictures on the site look gorgeous, they remind me of Femme Fatale's photos. However, when I get a Femme Fatale shadow, it looks exactly like the photo. The Mon Ennui shadows do not. I assume she's tweaking them in photoshop.
>Like the other posters, I would not re-purchase from this brand. I wrote a sort of neutral review (neither negative nor positive) of one of their products and the owner took to facebook to write about how I am bad at makeup and that's the only reason I didn't love her product.
She actually steals other make-up artists' pics and pretends those were done with her "make up". Lord save us from thieving fatties:
>This submitter is referring to the earlier ViviEnnuiFails post about Vivi Ennui stealing photos from makeup artist and blogger Catherine Gajewsk, aka KatOsu. [Read Here] Vivi Ennui blatantly reposted a KatOsu photo, likely from Beautylish, and told customers via Facebook that the makeup look was a “stunning way to wear Year of the Pig.” The photo only received a few comments, but they were very favorable, and when one reader asked Vivi what other colors were used in the look, her question was ignored. http://viviennuifails.tumblr.com/page/3
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It appears so. They'll hog your money in Reno, Frisco, they'll hog it anywhere.
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Is fat a gender?
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Old but gold. >>183951
I think fungus infectios are a thing. Imagine a FUPA full of skin desease. Not gonna smell nice.
Name of the documentary, please?>>183955
Fat Upper Pussy Area. Basically if your gut gets so fat the rolls hang over your lady parts. Google it for pictures if you dare.
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I googled it for you.
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>I love this pic so goddamn much
Every time I see that bitch on the bottom I rage.
Top one is a qt pie though.
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same here her body shape is just…ugh I can't even describe it.
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She has these odd hanging folds that form so strangely, particularly in her gut. It's so fucking disgusting.
You can't have such a grossly deformed body with lumps and dangling rolls bulging out and expect clothes made for average proportions to fit well.
She can't even reach her hip like the model does, jfc.
I bet she was out of breath just from standing there with her arm above her head.
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She looks fine. She'd look emaciated if she lost 15-20lbs.
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Here we fucking go, there's always a spoopy ana-chan who doesn't even think the already thin girls are thin enough.
You're sick and probably have an ED if you think a girl this size needs to lose 15-20lbs.
Are you American/UK/Australian by any chance?>>184012
Size 0 at most American stores is a 24'' waist, which is thin on a 5'9+ model but really not if you're 5'3. If you're below 5'5 or so, your waist really shouldn't be over 22 inches. I mean, look at her thick mom arms and her thighs.
There's nothing brave about looking like a fool.
There are just some fashion trends that you need to accept won't look good on you, no matter if you're a normal weight or overweight/obeast
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Yeah. Those American fatties. Don't they know this is ideal?
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It's telling that you had to use a pic of a middle aged, methed-up prostitute as your example of an unattractive thin woman.
Yep, skinny people look gross when they're old and addicted to drugs - no shit.
But fat people look gross all the time.
Vlada. That's not even her at her skinniest.>>184282
Is it really that unrealistic? I mean, those proportions aren't common these days because of our obesity problem, but 50 years ago they would be. Shorter people's bodies are scaled down and that means their waist measurements should be smaller. People don't seem to understand this, they think that because a 25 inch waist is skinny on a 5'11 girl, that a 5'1 girl with a 25 inch waist is thin too.
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Uh, yeah. It literally depends on bone structure. Like, check out Tara; despite being 'shockingly thin' according to tabloid headlines, her waist is still thick.
She wouldn't even look bad if she were wearing a one piece.
Women who can't accept that they don't have an 18 year old's bikini body anymore peeve the hell out of me.
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According to lolcow:
-no one can wear bikinis over the age of 23
-no one below 5'5" should weigh over 100 lbs– 100 lbs is chubby
-no one below 5'5" should have a waist above 22"
-you aren't a real woman if you aren't 5'6", firm tits, 95 pounds and exercise daily (with a 20" waist and a great diet.)
And if you disagree, well you are obviously just a fat American. Did I get it right?
>tfw no #assholegap
>>184327>no one can wear bikinis over the age of 23>no one below 5'5" should weigh over 100 lbs– 100 lbs is chubby>no one below 5'5" should have a waist above 22">you aren't a real woman if you aren't 5'6", firm tits, 95 pounds and exercise daily
Are you letting the opinions of strangers hurt your feelings? I'm original anon who posted >>184301
, but the reason why older women (not necessarily 23 but it's definitely situational) shouldn't wear bikinis is because they have saggy, wrinkly, lumpy looking stomachs. Tara's case is made worse by the obvious work she's had done to retain her figure. Though none of that would matter if she chose to wore stuff that would flatter her.
I'd be just as disturbed if I saw some 280 pound woman try to squeeze into a bikini. It's just not flattering.
As for the rest of that stuff I agree that some people on lolcow have unreasonable standards, but we're not a hivemind. I generally don't care what size someone is as long as they 1) Have an appealing personality and 2) Dress for their body type and look good to the best of their capacity.
I always thought the main reason why people had it out for Tess is because 1) She's a fucking bitch 2) She squeezes into shit that doesn't suit her and 3) She tries to convert others into her lifestyle and never shuts up about it. If it was about her purely being obeast then I think we all know at least one that we could bring lolcow to shitpost, but it takes a special kind of someone to be a lolcow. Her being as big as a house is just the icing on the shit sundae.
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>>184330>posts buttblasted tl;dr reply >says my feelings are hurt
have you considered accepting pixyteri into your life as your lord and savior?
ah Kirsten, always with that stupid expression making it super obvious how insecure she is and trying to laugh it away with "funny" faces.>>184001
Is this an American thing? I almost never see people with crop tops here in Europe except on the beach or with something under it. Wearing only a crop top seems pretty tacky to me, even for thin people.
do you want to stop projecting and tell me why promoting a healthy body type is pro-ana? it's most likely worse to encourage someone to be on the middle or high end of the BMI scale, since 30% of people with a "healthy" BMI are actually obese by their body fat percentage! it's quite hypocritical to call other people fatties when you are a fatty yourself!http://blogs.plos.org/obesitypanacea/2015/04/30/30-of-people-with-a-healthy-bmi-are-actually-obese/
i know it makes you feel really bad to learn that your 5'3 115 lbs frame isn't as perfectly thin as you thought, but you can do something about it, you know? instead of tearfully slamming the keyboard to call anyone with normal ideas about weight a pro-ana fatty, try going for a run once in a while and not eating all those burgers.
5'3 115lbs here.
Never eat fast food, low fat diet, don't drink soda, excercise 4+ a week, 20% fat percentage. Weight is not a good indicator, sorry.
LOL but when has anyone claimed that it was thin?? You have some issues bud, call me a fatty as much as you want but it seems to melike yyou're the one with the disordered relationship with food.
Sage because this OT is fucking ridiculous.
Jw but is it just you furiously trying to prove to everyone that being 115 pounds is disgustingly overweight, or is it a joint effort between many samefags?
We get it. You think that a medically average weight is fat. Everyone who weighs over 100 pounds is fat. I don't think anyone has ever tried to prove that being 115 pounds is 'thin,' it's just not. But there's a whole range between 'thin' and 'obese landwhale' that you just aren't considering.
But you know what, sure. I'll take your word for it. Every woman over 5'5" should have a 22" in. waist or smaller and should weigh 95 pounds or less (and even then, she won't be 'thin'.) And if you disagree, you are an American shoveling hamburgers furiously into your mouth. Okay, anon. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
congrats you don't understand statistics. you're like the hambeasts who say arnold schwarzenegger weighs 250 lbs and he's fit, therefore you can't say "weighing 250 lbs is unhealthy and unattractive" even though it's right 99% of the time
~health at every size~
btw how was your bf% measured? by a scale? by an online calculator? because if it's not done by a doctor it's fucking worthless
you say you're on a low fat diet - so presumably you eat a shit ton of carbs. i bet you eat lots of sugary fruit because fruit is good for muh health even though it has as much sugar as candy lmao.
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This fat cunt Vivi Ennui, who sells eye make up with cat hair in it, is really salty about some poor bitch offering her support.
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OH GOD NO
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her thighs are like a rack of kebab meat from a paki takeaway
Well I remember on one occasion, I was with a student, and we were medicating our patients, and we came up to one order on the medication chart, and it said "pessary", and I was like what is that? Then I looked at what route to give it, and it said "PV", and I said to my student "what on earth? I've never even heard of that before". I was used to seeing "PO" (per oral), or "PR" (per rectal), or "IV" (intravenous) or "IM" (intramuscular).
So I was standing there thinking wtf, what is PV.
We opened the box, and there were these massive pellet/bullet looking things.
I said to my student "why is it so big? Someone would choke on that!!"
Then the patient overheard me. She was an obese Indian lady heifer, laying there staring at the tv, stuffing her face with junk food.
She turned and looked at me with her diabetic bloodshot eyes, and said "no love, I don't swallow that, that goes in my vagina".
Then I realised that's what "PV" stood for….per vaginal.
Then I said to her "oh, do you want us to leave it in the bathroom for you, and you can pop it in when you're next going to the toilet?" And she said "no, I can't put it in myself, I can't reach there, I can't even clean myself there, you'll have to do it for me."
My heart sank. She was there for an out of control UTI (urinary tract infection), which meant the room already smelt of rotting urine and fish.
So I glanced at my student, and said in a hopeful tone "you don't have to do one of these as a competency do you?", however she replied "haha, no", and smiled at me, with silent sympathy, as she understood why I was hoping that she could do it instead, but also appeared to be relieved that she didn't have to do it.
So with a heavy heart, I said "okay, we'll do it together".
I drew the curtain, and asked the lady to part her legs. She did, but all we could see were the rolls of fat on her legs. They were all sweaty.
So I asked my student to help hold the rolls out of the way, then I finally found her vagina, by lifting the plump sweating mound above it, and keeping her Labia open with my fingers.
Fortunately I'd double gloved.
The smell was putrid. It literally smelt like a fish market. There was white caked gunk all around it, with a yellow discharge.
I literally felt like vomiting.
There I was, getting ready to put it in, with my finger, dreading it, then the patient piped up, saying "oh there's an applicator stick for that, it's in the drawer next to my bed".
She reached for it and handed it to me.
It had dried gunk all over it, it clearly hadn't been washed since the previous few times of use.
I noticed by then that my students arms were starting to shake. She was tiring from holding the rolls out of the way.
I connected rhea pessary on the end of the stick, and pushed it in. As I did so, some more yellow fluid seeped out of her vagina.
You'd be surprised at how bad nurse students are at studying. Some just barely make a passing grade, and they're set loose on the public anyway.
Many nurses are way ignorant and positively dangerous to patients because they're not just very bright, it's also a very, very fat, lazy and entitled profession.
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It's panniculus in medical jargon (or meat apron), but frontbutt in the vernacular. I've seen some Hamerican obeasts sport a double frontbutt, and a triple rack of extra tits on their backs. Amazing.
A friend of minand is gee got her Associates in nursing and is getting her bachelor's now. I remember her telling me that the majority of her classmates, if they pass, will likely be nothing more then assistants in a doctor's office, who happen to be able to take blood pressure, etc. It's why it's still a lucrative field. Lots of dumb people think it's easy.>>184832
Whenever I think my legs are too big I will think of this image and be glad that they don't look like spoiled cottage cheese.
*of mine got her
I hate typing.
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You do realise Europe is like, a continent with different countries, and different temperatures and stuff? It like 24°C in Rome, but only 15°C in Berlin. >>184941
What am I even looking at??
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aah right that explains why we never see them here, how silly of me
pic related, it's my neighbour
Anon, a person from Europe is a European. They are obviously ethnically different from everyone else in Europe, because people from every country are ethnically different. Some ethnicities more similar looking than others.
I just want you to know it's not possible to be offended by your statement as it is simply not true. It's like saying a Mexican person is basically south American, but no it is not true, even though they are ethnically similar, Mexico remains in north America.
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Back on topic, an oldie but one of my favs.
Who'll think about the PTSD suffered by the fire fighters covered in burned fatty fat? What about their triggers
>MUH saiz uffuckts only me and nu wun else!
>MUH saiz iz non ya business!
>yur not MUH Doctor!
When I read this, the first thing I thought was that all that lard had been wasted. It might sound kind of sick on my part, but I kind of wonder why it's acceptable to harvest organs, but not acceptable to harvest fat to use as fuel or something. (So long as the person consents to it before death.)
They've consumed a massive amount of resources during their lifetime without giving back, I think it's only logical that we recycle.
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Talking about resources, does anyone here work with obeasts who steal their food? Put one of these in the breakroom.
A kebab doesn't get triggered
, anon. It gets cut and eaten.
Does anyone remember that story of the kebab shop with the little girl on the spit? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html
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I sure hope I've never, and will never unknowingly eat people meat.
I drive heaved about 3 times reading this.
Holy shit, anon, that's horrible.
This is why I hate it when obese trollops want affordable infertility treatment. Bitch, you can't even take care of yourself, it would be extremely irresponsible to help you create off-spring.
You're either gonna die on the kid, or make it fat as hell too, or will count on the kid to bring you food and wipe your dirty, rotten ass and genitals when you stuff yourself with oreos to the point of immobility.
Fatties are selfish scum.
To add insult to injury, these fat fucks don't just get sick a lot, their rancid entitlement is the cause of back injury in many health workers.
>Be me - EMT for 10 years
>So a new place opened up about 20 minutes from where I was stationed, advertised as an "adult" playground. And no, not the bondage kind, you filthy animals. Anyways, one of the attractions of this place was a pit similar to that in the gif. It had multiple walls you could run on, flip off of, and trampolines to bounce onto. We'd been called a couple times for sprains and such, people thinking they could do parkour. No big deal. However, this call was much different. As we arrived, the first thing we see is a foot sticking out of the pit. Around it was a group of people, and so we figured that was where the incident happened. Immediately upon arrival, I just said "oh shit" as I saw the foot. It was like thisJPG, no ankle in sight. You couldn't tell where the calf ended and the foot began. My partners saw this too, and all had about the same reaction. Before many people noticed us, we turned inward, and played a game of rock-paper-scissors. I've gotten to be an expert at it after all this time, so I was safe. My partner for the day (poor guy) had to head on in there. Our third partner headed out to call the fire department as I stood over to keep people back. He navigated his way pretty easily inside, calling out to the coachbison as he approached. There was a mixture of replies, like a T-Rex with mouthwash roaring. He got within 5 feet, and suddenly slipped, but was luckily able to catch him. He waved he was fine, but kept making a face that he was disturbed by something. After reaching the sausage leg, he came back over to me with his hand in front of his nose. I went aside with him, and noticed a rancid smell coming off of him
>Him: "Dude, there's no way." Me: "How big? And what the fuck is that smell?" Him: "Pushing 400 at least. He pissed and crapped himself after he fell. And was drinking a soda."
>I couldn't help but laugh, however I've learned to do is discreetly. Good thing too as about that time I heard a roar of similar sound from behind as the ground shook. A female(?) of at least 350 lbs. wobbled her way towards up, screaming at the top of her lungs. Drool glistened off her chin, mixed in with the glistening of grease and sweat on the rest of her face. She wore a tank top 2 sizes too small, and shorts she had no business wearing at all.
>"What're you all doin just standing around?! Why aren't you helping him?! He could die down there!"
>Me: "Ma'am, given the position he is in, there is nothing we can do. The fire dept will be here shortly, and they will help us get him out."
>"Aren't you all supposed to be strong? Just pull him out! He isn't that big! You are all just being lazy!"
>Fuck no. I am not risking my back, my safety, or that of my partner’s.
>Me: "As I said ma'am, given the positioning-"
>"You need to do your job! Stop being such a bitch and help him asshole! If you don't I'll be suing you and this place too!"
>Thankfully she said the magic word sue, and so that gave me an out. I brought up my phone to text my supervisor, letting him know the dirty 3 letter word had been said. Gave him a quick rundown of the situation.
>Me: "I'm going to give you a number to call, my supervisor, and he will answer your complaints."
>"Excuse me?! I am talking to you asshole! You are the one who needs to do something now!"
>By this time the fire dept showed up, and we briefed them on the situation. A look of horror and humor filled their faces. They radioed it about the time couchbisons mate came waddling out.
>"I was not done talking to you asshole! Don't ya run away from me!"
>The cops had come along with the fire dept, and took care of her. She tried to push past them, but they instead made sure she got comfortable with the curb.
>The fire dept played with the idea of how to get him out for awhile before finally make shifting the gurney to pull him out. We had to wait for 2 other trucks before we could finally get him up, since he'd gotten stuck somehow on the bottom. As he was being pulled, he was wobbling back and forth in a fit. Several of the new firefighters had to hold their breath cause of the smell. He'd been down there over an hour when we finally got him up.
>After the incident, they obviously had to shut it down to clean up the filth left behind. The police had to take a report of the situation, and so I collaborated on what I saw. The manager informed us that the paperwork they signed before hand specifically states that the pit is not made for individuals over 300 lbs, since it would not bounce right for them. The manager had explained this to them but they had grown upset at this "accusation".
Bless the EMT workers.. I couldn't deal with that. Do you guys at least have medical care in case you get injured on the job like this?
People over 300+ pounds should be left to die on the floor.
> Do you guys at least have medical care in case you get injured on the job like this?
Not always. The really fun part is that services and hospitals care only for their bottom line. So even when we're not supposed to lift these mastodonts, we are still put in positions where we have to, since we're severely understaffed. If we refuse, we get in trouble.
Then, when we do get injured because it's impossible for a 150 - 180 pound person to lift a struggling, entitled piece of shit that is over 300? The company/hospital will fight tooth and nail to prevent us from filing an insurance claim. Good times!
Word to the wise: unless you have a fetish for fatties and enjoy the stench of rotting flesh as well as a pervasive sense of hopelessness for the human race, for the love of good, choose a different field!
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Dem disabulutuh payments for her cundishuns? I find it pretty disturbing that rightwingers like trump try to sell us the stereotype of the welfare queen as black.
Not gonna deny that a lot of black women are hella fat, and are leading in the obesity rates, but they are still a minority, and for as far as I can see, at least in every walmart ever, we're drowning in white trash welfare queens.
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Like the front butt
Fairies are small and dainty. I'd like to see a fat fairy get her ass off the ground.
I've heard them called back boobs. And that seems to be what sticks. It's really sad when you let yourself go so bad that people can't tell your front from your back at first glance.
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only crop tops I see here are worn by gypsy sluts.
Are they really that common in america?
nice story but I'm not believing it.
How the fuck could you make it into any medical profession without knowing what a pessary is?
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# no body shaming but you post a severely edited photo? That blurry arm though.
In the last townhall, we decided to merge the HAES and "fatty general" threads and move it to /b/. I'm now locking this thread: please use >>>/b/52638
Also, I do understand that there is a difference between HAES and general discussion of fat people. But since both threads often end up discussing the same topics anyway, it makes sense to merge them.
Rule of thumb: if a general thread is about a large group, subculture, community, or website (like a thread for all of Tumblr), with many different people mentioned, it should go in /b/. If a thread primarily focusses on a small number of specific people, it should probably go in /snow/.
General threads like those frequently lead to lots of discussion and debate around broad issues; often sociological and political ones. They tend to derail easily and not focus so much on specific people. The key theme of /pt/ and /snow/ is that threads should be about specific people.
Please read >>>/meta/1909
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